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Nanocar Wins Top Science Award

Lucas123 writes "A researcher who built a car slightly larger than a strand of DNA won the Foresight Institute Feynman Prize for experimental nanotechnology. James Tour, a professor of chemistry at Rice Univ. built a car only 4 nanometers in width in order to demonstrate that nanovehicles could be controlled enough to deliver payloads to build larger objects, such as memory chips and, someday, even buildings, like a self-assembling machine. Tour and a team of postgraduate and postdoctoral researchers constructed a car with chassis, working suspension, wheels and a motor. 'You shine light on it and the motor spins in one direction and pushes the car like a paddle wheel on the surface,' Tour said. The team also built a truck that can carry a payload."

175 comments

  1. Does this mean by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 4, Funny

    The researchers will be asking for a bailout instead of a grant?

    1. Re:Does this mean by steelfood · · Score: 3, Funny

      And they'll get one proportional to the size of their cars.

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    2. Re:Does this mean by sentientbeing · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah nanotechnology. The next big thing.

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    3. Re:Does this mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a "Score: X, Ironic" mod, or does "Funny" kind of cover that?

    4. Re:Does this mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they'll get one proportional to the size of their...

      /. needs some form of moderation that allows moderators to turn comments into ad libs.

    5. Re:Does this mean by cellurl · · Score: 1

      Didn't Cal Tech do this 15 years ago? Albeit fun, but wheres the learning? For example, The DARPA challenge taps the creative mind with algorithms that the Feds can't see, but in this, I just see headlines. Headlines are nice for funding I guess. Are any of the actual researchers on this blog?

    6. Re:Does this mean by bishiraver · · Score: 2, Funny

      *gruff voice*
      Ahhhh, here's yer problem here. Ya need to have yer polarity shifted on the rear axle, an' ya need to re-balance the valancies on yer break lights. Winter's comin' so if ya wanna be safe, ya better recharge the van duh wall forces in yer tires jus to be safe!

      That'll be $65,535!

    7. Re:Does this mean by kaizokuace · · Score: 2, Funny

      It means that the tubes will actually have dump trucks.

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    8. Re:Does this mean by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Shamelessly stolen from Thinkgeek

    9. Re:Does this mean by UNKN · · Score: 0

      I see what you did there.

    10. Re:Does this mean by bluie- · · Score: 1

      On the plus side, insurance should be about 10^-9 cheaper!

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    11. Re:Does this mean by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, it looks like you're using a 16-bit unsigned int... alright, here's a check for $-1.

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  2. I still don't think it's better than wrestling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bubba tells me these Nanonascar stuff is better than wrestling, but I just bodyslam him and tell him he's wrong.

  3. Missing tags.... by xgr3gx · · Score: 1

    Where is 'whatcouldpossiblygowrong', 'terminator', and 't2000'?

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    1. Re:Missing tags.... by rbrausse · · Score: 4, Funny

      sorry - too little, too late :)

  4. No Cup Holders? by vjmurphy · · Score: 4, Funny

    No cup holders? Worthless. Even Nanites need somewhere to put their Nano-Dr Pepper.

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    1. Re:No Cup Holders? by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or maybe a little pair of buckyballs to hang off the trailer hitch.

    2. Re:No Cup Holders? by internetcommie · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't really think anybody wants to show off the fact that they have nano-nuts...

    3. Re:No Cup Holders? by Windows_NT · · Score: 1

      im just waiting for ESPN to start airing the 'NanoTech Nascar' circuit.
      in all seriousness, this is really fricken cool. Image, RC nanocars! I wonder if the 'big 3' will start investing in this technology? of course, i dont think they can scale the Vortec down to that size ...

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    4. Re:No Cup Holders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no point, since no one has yet built a cup small enough. And even if they had, what are you going to put in it?!

    5. Re:No Cup Holders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two girls?

    6. Re:No Cup Holders? by johanatan · · Score: 1

      Didn't you get the memo? The 'big 3' are essentially bankrupt.

    7. Re:No Cup Holders? by malkir · · Score: 0

      I'll hold off until I can get nano-spinners for my rims :)

    8. Re:No Cup Holders? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Apparently, someone made nanomechanical nuts & bolts from imperfect carbon nanotubes, but you have to pay to see the paper.

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    9. Re:No Cup Holders? by Hojima · · Score: 1

      incidentally, the car can be used to pick up very tiny prostitutes.

    10. Re:No Cup Holders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long till someone anonymously says "fuck you, assholes" and bootlegs the paper?

    11. Re:No Cup Holders? by BraksDad · · Score: 1

      not worthless, it just wont sell.

      It doesn't even have the word "Hybrid" in its name...

      NOT VIABLE ON THE OPEN MARKET.

      Someone line these guys up with an unemployed marketing person.

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    12. Re:No Cup Holders? by Windows_NT · · Score: 1

      I got the memo, it said G-dub gave them 14billion dollars, I would hope this money isnt going to just get wasted.
      One thing ive always wondered, if i had a lot of money, if id be greedy too ... I would think not, but then again im sure alot of honest people have been pulled down by it.

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    13. Re:No Cup Holders? by johanatan · · Score: 1

      I would hope the same, but they've been outcompeted for years. Do you really think that throwing money at the problem will help it?

      I think we should stop delaying the inevitable death of these dinosaurs and let lighter weight alternatives grow up in their place.

    14. Re:No Cup Holders? by Windows_NT · · Score: 1

      I think so too.
      as much as i know itll hurt us when they leave, other things will come up in their place. Also, I doubt that they would be able to get away from all gasoline engines , where a new company starting from the ground up can accommodate much easier.
      So i digress:
      Let em rot

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  5. Oh hell no!! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh hell no, please.

    My wife has enough trouble finding the regular sized car when she has been shopping.

    How the hell will she find a nano-car?

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    1. Re:Oh hell no!! by SirGarlon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Look on the bright side: it's easy to park. :-)

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    2. Re:Oh hell no!! by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 2, Funny

      Easy to park, sure. But try finding it afterwards in a busy shopping mall parking lot!

    3. Re:Oh hell no!! by dspratomo · · Score: 1

      With Nano technology, I think you could just pocket or bag it, no need to park. (finding items in a bag.... well that's another story).

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    4. Re:Oh hell no!! by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Oh, it's not like you can't just carry it in after you pull up near the door.

      I mean, try to think practically here.

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    5. Re:Oh hell no!! by N+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Oh, it's not like you can't just carry it in after you pull up near the door.

      I mean, try to think practically here.

      Yes but trying to remember which pocket you put it in is going to be a nightmare!

  6. Sci-Fi meets Science by olddotter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think we are nearing some sort of "singularity" as the number of stories about real science invading what was until recently only Science fiction becomes common place. (http://inttech.blogspot.com/2008/11/sci-fi-and-real-science-collide.html)

    Read this article, listen to the Futures in Biotech (http://twit.tv/FIB) podcast, we are progressing technology at a fantastic rate. It feels me with equal parts hope and dread.

    1. Re:Sci-Fi meets Science by SpeedyDX · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't know about that. There are, I think, definitely things that we haven't even begun to imagine. I mean, a couple of centuries ago, they could've only imagined "horseless carriages". I don't think they could even grasp the concept of a nanocar back then, or nano-anything for that matter.

      It's pretty pessimistic to think that all that we can achieve is only what we can imagine at the moment. There will probably be more out there for us to discover. Don't worry.

    2. Re:Sci-Fi meets Science by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Dunno how near we are, but in my estimation, we're either going to get destroyed by our creations, or they'll take control of themselves.

      I'm not 100% sure of them taking control of themselves (software still isn't really close IMHO), but some of this crap put into the hands of a few nutsoid individuals will be enough to push us back at least 50 years or so... given the trajectory of the power and portability of new technology, I think that's pretty difficult to argue against.

      So, in my estimation, singularity is the optimistic viewpoint.

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    3. Re:Sci-Fi meets Science by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I think we are nearing some sort of "singularity" as the number of stories about real science invading what was until recently only Science fiction becomes common place

      It's been that way since I learned to read 50 years ago. Actually since way before - in 1946 before there were computer screens or keyboards, when computers were programmed with solder and plugs, and their output was simply lights turned on or off and there were less than half dozen in the world, Murray Leinster wrote A Logic Named Joe that foretold personal computers, computer keyboards, computer screens, the internet, and client-server technology.

      The old 1964 Star Trek foretold flat screened voice activated computers, talking computers, self-opening doors, cell phones, space shuttles, etc.

      Some inventions seem to have never been foretold, afaik nobody had a replacement lens for the eye that would cure age related presbyopia (Dr. McCoy couldn't cure Kirk in Star Trek IV).

      Even in the 19th century, Jules Verne foretold a visit to the moon, and although his astronauts were shot out of a cannon, there is much in From The Earth To The Moon that mirrors Apollo 11 in many ways.

    4. Re:Sci-Fi meets Science by nschubach · · Score: 1

      1. Make everyone afraid of this new tech. Make them think it's bad for us.
      2. Let them vote to leave it in the hands of the government or someone wiser.
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

      Joking aside. You bring up a valid point, but I give you a counterpoint. If you fear that the technology will be used against you and you delegate such power to control it to someone else, you are essentially giving them the wheel. Do you think someone else can run your life better than yourself? I'm talking about your view on yourself. Not what you think of your neighbor, relative, or the person in front of you on the road. Do you lack the self confidence that you could live a happy productive life without someone else keeping you from the "bad" things people might think of?

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    5. Re:Sci-Fi meets Science by olddotter · · Score: 1

      I never meant to imply that we were about to run out of things to invent. I just have found that in almost Sci-Fi story I have read recently that there is a part of it that has or is very near coming true.

      Some like Vernor Vinge's Localiers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Localizer_(fictional_device)) which are slightly advanced RFID devices.

    6. Re:Sci-Fi meets Science by tenco · · Score: 1

      Or, maybe, you're just getting old. ;)

    7. Re:Sci-Fi meets Science by couchslug · · Score: 1, Informative

      "I mean, a couple of centuries ago, they could've only imagined "horseless carriages"."

      Two centuries ago = late 1808

      Nicholas Cugnot produced a working steam-driven horseless carriage in 1769. The first steam locomotive was built by Richard Trevithick in 1804.

      http://nevertoolatebook.com/FardierdeCugnot20050111.jpg

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    8. Re:Sci-Fi meets Science by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Well, I think you misread my post. I wasn't advocating locking this stuff in a box where only the "smart people" can handle this stuff, by any means. That would practically guarantee something nasty happening.

      On the contrary, I was stating that if our collective intelligence as a species is not high enough to handle this powerful tech, then we may be 1) Victims of our own inventions in the sense that they permanently destroy us or 2) Keep hitting a wall of advancement, where, when we advance to a certain point, destructive forces act to knock us back down in terms of technological advancement.

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    9. Re:Sci-Fi meets Science by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      The old 1964 Star Trek foretold flat screened voice activated computers

      The ones where you could tell had display devices that were distinctly CRT-shaped, so they seem to have gotten things quite backwards (having us using something very much like CRTs for display, while having computers that had little problem with processing input and producing output in spoken natural language.)

    10. Re:Sci-Fi meets Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even in the 19th century, Jules Verne foretold a visit to the moon, and although his astronauts were shot out of a cannon, there is much in From The Earth To The Moon that mirrors Apollo 11 in many ways.

      ... Almost like it was scripted for a movie perhaps?

    11. Re:Sci-Fi meets Science by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

      Even in the 19th century, Jules Verne foretold a visit to the moon, and although his astronauts were shot out of a cannon, there is much in From The Earth To The Moon that mirrors Apollo 11 in many ways.

      And the part where they meet a race of moon-men...

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  7. The world will owe Ted Stevens an apology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...when we discover the dump trucks in our series of tubes.

  8. Model? by astrodoom · · Score: 1

    Let me know when they come out with the nano-porsche.

    1. Re:Model? by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      I had a micro-porsche when I was a kid, so it can't be that far off.

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    2. Re:Model? by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      Nano-Porsche? Clearly what needs to be made is a nano-Mini. Yes... the Mini Cooper N will finally silence the enthusiasts who complain about things like safety features making modern Minis too big.

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  9. I for one... by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

    welcome our Replicator Overlords.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Replicator_(Stargate)

    1. Re:I for one... by jornak · · Score: 0, Insightful

      I fail to see the likeness between non-intelligent, non-replicating nanocars, and the Replicators.

      Sure, they're both self-assembling machines, in a way, but the nanocars lack the communication between each car, and they don't have any way to digest materials and replicate.

      And even then, these things carry payloads, they don't form objects by themselves. RTFA.

  10. Everything is IP by Xerolooper · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I for one look forward to the day when the physical world is reduced to being as fluid as intellectual Property is today.
    Have a Nano factory in your garage(call it a replicator for you Star Trek fans) where you can download the latest gadget and it is produced before your eyes.

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    1. Re:Everything is IP by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      "But in the future, things will be built not from the top down, but the bottom up -- as in nature." Agreed. As the above statement suggests and frankly, makes the notion quite exciting!

    2. Re:Everything is IP by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Read Neal Stephenson's Diamond Age.

      Given how spot on he was when he wrote Snow Crash (we're about one generation of MMORPG and one instance of hyper-inflation away from everything in Snow Crash being dead on the money) I would say there's a good chance you are more correct than you imagine.

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    3. Re:Everything is IP by znerk · · Score: 1

      Have a Nano factory in your garage(call it a replicator for you Star Trek fans) where you can download the latest gadget and it is produced before your eyes.

      RepRap.
      It's not nano, but you just described it fairly well. Better still, it's open source.
      http://www.reprap.org

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    4. Re:Everything is IP by White+Flame · · Score: 1

      In the light of the way a lot of IP is handled today, "Everything is IP" sounds like a dystopian nightmare.

    5. Re:Everything is IP by smoker2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And there will be no intellectual property problems. It will come down to the fact that the only thing that producers produce is energy. If you want their design, you purchase their energy to construct the device. Even if you can reproduce the design, it won't matter. The money is made in the energy you paid for. Every time.

    6. Re:Everything is IP by bozojoe · · Score: 1

      >Wizard of Frobozz waves his magic wave:
      >Fornicate!!

      A green slave girl appears before you, ready and willing.

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    7. Re:Everything is IP by ian_from_brisbane · · Score: 1

      I for one look forward to the day when the physical world is reduced to being as fluid as intellectual Property is today. Have a Nano factory in your garage(call it a replicator for you Star Trek fans) where you can download the latest gadget and it is produced before your eyes.

      Sure, but imagine eating your replicated ice-cream sundae and then finding out it had some DMCA-inspired virus included in it. Mmmm DMCA'd sundae!

    8. Re:Everything is IP by ian_from_brisbane · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I meant 'DRM', not 'DMCA'. Damn this replicated keyboard.

    9. Re:Everything is IP by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Couldn't someone hack the factory to build a gun that shoots you when you open up the door to take out whatever you were building?

    10. Re:Everything is IP by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

      Who wouldn't download a car?

    11. Re:Everything is IP by Xerolooper · · Score: 1

      Ding ding ding. Thank you, you win the prize for being the first person to get what I was saying. Unfortunately the prize is a "dystopian nightmare".
      I can see this going very bad a computer virus could become a real virus. At first probably more like the replicators from another popular scifi show or guns or bombs. I'm sure McAfee will take care of that. But more subtle minds can imagine actual viruses coming out of your device or slightly altered devices that perform nefarious ends.

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    12. Re:Everything is IP by Xerolooper · · Score: 1

      By some estimates we only have about 15 years left before we have cheap clean energy sources. The only thing left to control will be Intellectual Property. I.P. is being fought over already. The stage is being set. We just have to wait and see how it is played out.

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    13. Re:Everything is IP by Xerolooper · · Score: 1

      Why download a car when you can bring anything you want to you?

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    14. Re:Everything is IP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto except instead of the sister all my 6'6" 310lb manliness is doing it to you anonymous coward. Then I laugh at you burning.

  11. According to the researchers by Rei · · Score: 1

    it was even a bit smaller than a Corbin Sparrow.

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    1. Re:According to the researchers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      African or European?

  12. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    THE car for the man with an incredibly long penis.

    1. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF mods, that was FUNNY!

      Signed, different AC

  13. The labor unions are squirming... by jep77 · · Score: 1

    Self constructing machines and buildings? The unions will never allow it.

    1. Re:The labor unions are squirming... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      As long as the union workers still got paid, they wouldn't care.

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    2. Re:The labor unions are squirming... by VJ42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When the industrial revolution started the workers "would never allow it" then, either. Small groups of people, however organised will never stop truly revolutionary technologies, what ever century they're living in.

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    3. Re:The labor unions are squirming... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It won't be the unions that complain, it will be the IP "owners" who will complain that they own everything you make, because their plans are copyrighted.

      Meanwhile nothing but land will have any REAL worth, as nothing will be in the least bit scarce.

    4. Re:The labor unions are squirming... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Let'em complain. Our nanites will be building objects based on open source patterns.

    5. Re:The labor unions are squirming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Meanwhile nothing but land will have any REAL worth, as nothing will be in the least bit scarce."

      Sure, until they get seeded on some asteroids or moons and start building another Earth. Then the real estate market will collapse, and realtors will be looking for a bailout too.

    6. Re:The labor unions are squirming... by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Our nanites will be building objects based on open source patterns.

      Unfortunately, under the Nanosafety Act, only nanites whose manufacturers have had them cleared through very rigorous (or, at least, expensive) mandatory certifications will be legal for use, and the manufacturers of those will lease them under terms that prohibit use to manufacture anything not licensed from the nanite manufacturer. These provisions, of course, will be to insure the safety and quality of the produced goods, the effect of outlawing use of "free" designs will merely be an unavoidable but necessary inconvenience.

  14. Very cool by dexmachina · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK, jokes aside, that's effing cool. Starting in the new year, I'll be joining a nano research team so things like this are incredibly exciting. As I see it, the ultimate hurdle with nanoscience won't be on the engineering side. The great challenge will be theoretical, determining what microscopic abilities/properties the nanobots/cars/things will need to have in order for the swarm to exhibit the macroscopic behaviour that's desired. So for example, with these nanocars delivering particles in a ground-up assembly. Each car could be completely autonomous and somehow programmed to bring its payload exactly where it's supposed to go, but that would be completely unfeasible: if you're producing 10^23 vehicles, each needs to be exactly the same, not a custom build like this prototype. So instead you need to figure out exactly what properties and initial conditions the swarm has to have so that, collectively, it does what you want. Sort of like reverse engineering an ant colony. It sounds pretty straight forward, but there's a lot of work that needs to be done in the mathematics of this sort of thing. Anyways, very exciting!

    1. Re:Very cool by White+Flame · · Score: 1

      if you're producing 10^23 vehicles, each needs to be exactly the same, not a custom build like this prototype

      Not if you've developed nano-factories that build nano-factories, either level of which takes external commands or runs through a series of variations during its processing.

    2. Re:Very cool by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Not if you've developed nano-factories that build nano-factories, either level of which takes external commands or runs through a series of variations during its processing.

      "All problems in nanotechnology can be solved by another level of indirection...except for the problem of too many levels of indirection."

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    3. Re:Very cool by Genda · · Score: 1

      Actually if you look at the ants, any particular ant is amazingly simple. The complexity is an emergent property of the colony. Make the cars a little more complex with simple sensors and decision making capabilities, give each car maybe a vocabulary of 10-20 words all communicated by small volatile chemicals that can be passed between cars. Create six or seven different cars, one for transporting material, another for clearing the road, yet another for getting messages from the central controller and laying down instructions to the carriers, and amazingly complex behavior will emerge. Swarm technology is very exciting. You just need to make sure that the devices are capable of sensing animate from non-animate matter. So they don't go around disassembling living beings to build your house, or meditation pond, or whatever.

    4. Re:Very cool by dexmachina · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's exactly what I mean. The idea is that instead of creating very complex individual entities, we figure out how to make very simple entities that, en masse, do what we want. The whole problem then is reverse engineering from the macroscopic behaviour we want to the microscopic properties that we need to engineer.

  15. Don't underestimate them... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    Remember, the Terminator started as a chess-playing computer.

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    1. Re:Don't underestimate them... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      True enough. Like when she walked into that warehouse and got her stupid ass shot... idiot...

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  16. lots of small things working together by cats-paw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought the most important point in the FA was the shift in thinking which this kind of technology could one day produce:

    But in the future, things will be built not from the top down, but the bottom up -- as in nature.

    Nature has always pushed it's own tech forward via lots of small things working together. Lots of small things working together also creates redundancy.

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    1. Re:lots of small things working together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      and redundancy leads to layoffs. :-(

    2. Re:lots of small things working together by jav1231 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Lots of small things working together also creates redundancy.

      Let's just hope this redundancy produces a single sky scraper as opposed to 50+ distro's and a dozen or more winmanagers! :p

    3. Re:lots of small things working together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working together? The Teamsters will never allow these trucks to carry freight unless a union member gets paid.

    4. Re:lots of small things working together by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      And, in my case as a civil servant, a freaking huge payoff :)

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  17. Great for repairs, too. by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The inventor, Dr. James Tour, states that he did this "so that we can someday construct buildings and other large objects with molecular-size vehicles."

    I'm curious to find out how long it would take for nanovehicles to construct large-sized objects. However, an even greater usage for this invention would be to repair and strengthen structurally unstable buildings, dams, levees, etc.

    1. Re:Great for repairs, too. by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      I'm curious to find out how long it would take for nanovehicles to construct large-sized objects.

      Depends how many you use, and whether they get distracted writing the complete works of Shakespeare.

    2. Re:Great for repairs, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or whether or not they are von Neumman Machines.

      Arthur C Clarke, 2010: Odyssey Two

      Mod Parent up Funny!

  18. To put that in layman's terms... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    4 nanometers is 1/3,657,600,000 of a Volkswagen.

    1. Re:To put that in layman's terms... by nugatory78 · · Score: 1

      How many fractions of the library of congress is that?

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    2. Re:To put that in layman's terms... by abigor · · Score: 1

      Isn't a LoC a unit of information?

      I would much rather see the translation in terms of furlongs, my chosen unit of length for everyday usage.

    3. Re:To put that in layman's terms... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Isn't a LoC a unit of information?

      I would much rather see the translation in terms of furlongs, my chosen unit of length for everyday usage.

      Google puts it at: 1.98838782 Ã-- 10-11 furlongs

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    4. Re:To put that in layman's terms... by nugatory78 · · Score: 1

      its such an amazing unit of measure, I don't see why it shouldn't be used for multiple uom basis e.g. information, length, volume, weight, value, etc. You start going crazy once you realize that LoC is so amazing, that it can be used to calculate the value of a piece of information.

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    5. Re:To put that in layman's terms... by abigor · · Score: 1

      Now THAT makes perfect sense to me. Thank you.

  19. Suuuure they did. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's nothing, you should see my flea circus.

  20. Interesting way of thinking by PouletFou · · Score: 1

    From the article, this looks interesting "Until now, engineers have built things by taking larger objects and cutting them down to make smaller ones [...] But in the future, things will be built not from the top down, but the bottom up -- as in nature."

  21. Hate to be gloomy but... by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    All I can think about is nano-malware.

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    1. Re:Hate to be gloomy but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nano airplanes crashing into nano Trade Centers!

    2. Re:Hate to be gloomy but... by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      No worries. Nano-worms can be easily squished with a good pair of boots.

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    3. Re:Hate to be gloomy but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      weaponized nanotech = scarier than nukes

  22. nano-Clarkson? by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1

    When are they going to test it on Top Gear?

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    1. Re:nano-Clarkson? by chrisj_0 · · Score: 1

      I too want the specs on this. What's the 0-60 time? how much HP, what's the power to weight ratio? Options and trim packages? Nano GT? Nano Truck denali?

    2. Re:nano-Clarkson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was picturing a bunch of scientists on "Pinks".

      "Oh, that was close! We're going to have to go to the scanning tunneling microscope for that one."

    3. Re:nano-Clarkson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It would have to be Hammond that tests it. Clarkson is too fat and May , well, he's just May.

    4. Re:nano-Clarkson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Richard Hammond, aka the hamster?

  23. particle man's car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does the car get gas, or does the gas get it?

  24. Organization? by cusco · · Score: 1

    So with 10^23 vehicles each bringing it's tiny payload to the assembly point, and presumably a swarm of builders at the assembly point, how the frack do you do traffic control? I would see that as a much larger obstacle than the actual construction of the vehicles and builders. Hell, we've only got 10^6 highly complex autonomous devices attempting to arrive at their destinations here in the Seattle/Tacoma area every weekday, and it's a freaking mess!

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    1. Re:Organization? by D+Ninja · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So with 10^23 vehicles...how the frack do you do traffic control?

      That's pretty much the same question the city of Los Angeles asks every day. I'm pretty sure they've given up.

    2. Re:Organization? by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Well, if we leave out the "Outta-my-way-I'm-late" asshole circuit...

      And that's Everett/Seattle/Bellevue/Tacoma area now.

      -Joe, Tulalip

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    3. Re:Organization? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Railroads.

      You only need one smart rail builder. The rest of the cars just have to follow the rail and dump their load when they hit an empty location on the side. Make that a moving spur, make the rails movable and you can build a sheet line by line. Have the rail loop back to a collection bin and pick up another chunk.

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    4. Re:Organization? by White+Flame · · Score: 1

      You don't do "traffic control". Each automaton routes itself, continually deciding where is payload is best unloaded.

    5. Re:Organization? by the_one(2) · · Score: 1

      race condition?

    6. Re:Organization? by o2sd · · Score: 1

      how the frack do you do traffic control?

      By modelling insects. They co-ordinate very large numbers towards a single macro goal (i.e. building a mound, collecting food etc). We know quite a lot about how they do this, but more research is needed into how they control timing amongst other things.

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  25. Meh... by imrec · · Score: 2, Funny

    Call me when someone finds a way to mount 22" rims on it.

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  26. Hooray for Rice! by elnico · · Score: 1

    And to think that if I had taken my dad's advice on majors, I'd have had Dr. Tour as my intro organic chemistry prof...

  27. Nano Car industry Bailout by nachosupreme · · Score: 0

    The good news is that when the Nano car industry goes belly up... thier bailout will not cost nearly as much!

    1. Re:Nano Car industry Bailout by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Finally! A real world use for the nano-payment system.

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  28. Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I be the nanocar in Nanopoly!?

  29. Nah... by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    Just have a metric boatload of these circumambulating on the 22" rims, and have them move instead of the engine. In fact, you won't need an engine.

    Why am I suddenly thinking of the crabs under the Black Pearl on POTC:AWE?

  30. How do we know this isn't a hoax? by harkabeeparolyn · · Score: 1

    A scientist says he's built a working car 4 nanometers across. There's no picture of the thing in operation, obviously, because you can't make optically images of anything that small. So you have to ask, how does even the scientist know what he's built, if anything? How do we know this isn't just some guy standing pantless before the world?

    1. Re:How do we know this isn't a hoax? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Trust him, he wears a lab coat!

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    2. Re:How do we know this isn't a hoax? by icegreentea · · Score: 1

      You can use scanning tunneling microscopy or atomic force microscopy... or many number of similar/related technologies. They have resolutions of 1nm or lower, so you could see this machine in action. A crude summary of the two techniques (for those too lazy for wiki) is that STM brings a probe super close to the sample and detects rates of electrons quantum tunneling from the sample to the probe, while AFM is basically a giant (or tiny...) cantilever the moves along a surface. When it touches something, it deflects causing a change in voltage on the other arm of the lever which then allows them to reconstruct an image.

  31. Definition by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

    I think the scientist's and my definition of "car" is significantly different. I wonder what exactly they mean by "car" and why they chose that term. Self-powered vehicle? Does it need gas? How does one drive it, or does it drive itself? How is it programmed to do this or that? etc...

    Nonetheless, it's cool.

  32. New television series coming to NBC this spring: by macraig · · Score: 1

    The Fantastic Voyages of NanoKnight Rider. Drag racing and nano-car chases in people's bloodstreams everywhere. And you thought that voice inside your head was imaginary? It's your bloodstream chatting you up, and it sounds just like William Daniels.

  33. Found a picture by blue+l0g1c · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here it is --> .
    (couldn't help myself)

    1. Re:Found a picture by Tolkien · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here it is --> .

      (couldn't help myself)

      Pff that's not actual size, that's like displaying an enhanced 4 foot poster of a fly. ... :)

    2. Re:Found a picture by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      On my nano-screen, it is the right size.

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    3. Re:Found a picture by blue+l0g1c · · Score: 1

      It's obviously been magnified... Oh and it appears it's replicating! How cute!

    4. Re:Found a picture by Rato+Ruter · · Score: 1

      Here it is --> . (couldn't help myself)

      No you're mistaken... this is the mother of all traffick jams

  34. RICE University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one that finds it funny, and rather apt, that RICE University is working on nano-cars?

  35. Even Buildings? by BigBlueOx · · Score: 1

    I read "even buildings" in the summary and the first thing I thought of was Python's "El Mystico (and Janet)" who erected buildings by hypnosis.

    Now why was that the first thing that occurred to me?

    Oh, I remember. I'm a total dork.

  36. Borg anyone? by MikeUW · · Score: 1

    Does nobody here see where this is going? We're going to create the borg before we ever even figure out how to travel at warp speed...we're so screwed.

  37. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  38. Re:Okay, this small car thing has gone WAY too far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, the new MINIs are really not all that narrow. A Toyota Prius is only one fifth of an inch wider, for example. A Mercedes C-Class is only 3.2 inches wider, FFS. BMW 335 => 3.7 inches wider.

    Sooooo yeah. They ain't that small.

  39. Medical applications by estacyd · · Score: 1

    Tour seems to only mention construction applications. Can this technology not be used for medicinal purposes to deliver payloads to say infections, cancer etc. Think of how awesome it would be to have an army of anti-cancer nanovehicles that search and destroy cancerous cells. Like having a tiny A-Team.

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    1. Re:Medical applications by sbilstein · · Score: 1

      Rice University actually does a ton of research with nanotech in medical applications. If I remember correctly from freshman chem, one of the major research projects going on is using carbon nanotubes to deliver payloads of cancer fighting drugs. The same type of light acitvation used to "drive" the nanocars is used to activate the drug payload. I could be wrong though; I did terribly in that class.

  40. Gulliver's Worst Nightmare by mantar · · Score: 1

    Good god... the Lilliputians are invading.

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  41. but does it have air conditioning? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 0

    Ad one of those sound systems that rattles windows at 100 meters distance?

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  42. Look at the slideshow. by argent · · Score: 1

    There's some scanning electron micrographs of the car in action.

  43. There aren't gas stations around to fill up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After you run out of your first tank of Gas, you have to ship it back to get new tank of Gas. Moreover, safety ratings are not available from the insurance institute - do you really want to risk your life in this untested car?

    As Nader said "Unsafe at any speed"

  44. Nanocar fuel efficiency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many nm to the photon?

  45. Haha. It's a Flintstones car! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    It has a little "foot" that pushes it along from the middle. Too funny.

    1. Re:Haha. It's a Flintstones car! by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      A working engine that runs on light and has only one moving part. Too funny.

  46. Tron/Fantastic Voyage/Flintstones by bar-agent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You could make a movie where some guy is shrunk down to nano-size and has to navigate nano-mechanical environment. Among the hazards would be cars running everywhere, moving carpets, big switching molecules hanging down from above, assembly factories, photon trigger streams...it'd be pretty sweet, actually.

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    1. Re:Tron/Fantastic Voyage/Flintstones by lothos · · Score: 2, Informative
  47. Great Entertainment Potential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait to go to the local Nano Truck and Tracker Pull!!!

    1. Re:Great Entertainment Potential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW, it seems like you are denigrating truck & tractor pulls... let's not overlook our nerdy brethren whose passion lies with the mechanical, just because they come from a different background.

      The nerdiest guy I ever met found his passion for mechanical engineering from going to tractor pulls with his dad when he was a kid.

  48. -1, Pedantry by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    "I mean, a couple of centuries ago, they could've only imagined "horseless carriages"."

    Two centuries ago = late 1808

    Nicholas Cugnot produced a working steam-driven horseless carriage in 1769.

    Okay. 2.39 centuries ago. So could you remind us all what the significant digits are for "a couple" again?

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  49. How many ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ...clowns can it carry?

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  50. "adverse affect"??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christ, doesn't anyone have a piece of brain in their skull anymore? How about "undesirable effect"?

  51. Re:Okay, this small car thing has gone WAY too far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WAY too far? Like a millimeter?

  52. Giving the transplants more ideas? by cwcpetech · · Score: 1

    It's enough that they can't do affordable performance (read: more than an I-4 in a car that is under $20k new and isn't a compact) - this makes the Smartcar look huge. No thanks, but I'll take mine with a bit more muscle and metal per dollar, from the Big Three. The other problem with a nanocar - you don't scrape the ice off of it - it's already coated the whole car.

  53. nano-soapbox-racer by jesset77 · · Score: 1

    According to the wikipedia article:
    This was invented in 2005, has no motor (easy to miss that point in TFA), and no way to control axle orientation. Images we see are "artists depictions", the scanning tunneling microscope can acheive little more than identifying the fullerine wheels as it travels.

    So the car itself is technically "old news". It's winning of science awards, depiction in art museums, and grandizing as an active instead of passive "machine" all represent the new coat of paint we see today.

    It still appears to be a great step forward, I just prefer seeing things clearly over allowing people to be dazzled by embellishment.

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    1. Re:nano-soapbox-racer by f()rK()_Bomb · · Score: 1

      You seem to have missed this part of the article: "We've made a motorized car, and for that, you shine light on it and the motor spins in one direction and pushes the car like a paddle wheel on the surface," Tour said. "Then we have other ones called nanoworms that wiggle back and forth as you shine light on them."

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  54. And yet no matter how small it is... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    some urban wanna-be gangsta will figure out a way to put a 40" sub-woofer in it and park just outside my house...

  55. What about the nano monster truck... by greeze · · Score: 1

    ...for those who are compensating for their small nano-penis?

  56. YAWN! Wake me when someone builds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    an army of hair-cutting and bathing nanobots and sics them on RMS. Then post the video on YouTube.

  57. They already did: by The+Creator · · Score: 1
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  58. Smidge... Sounds sort of like smegma... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess what - the price of a barrel of oil collapsed faster than it skyrocketed. Now driving your Armada is affordable again. That's what those diaper-heads, Russians, and tin-pot South American dictators get for trying to squeeze our balls. Now look at them - facing economic ruin far greater than we are, having based their economies largely around such a volatile commodity. It's called diversification. Fucking smelly douchebags.

  59. I've been looking for one of those... by whopub · · Score: 1

    I meant the car! The car!!!

    Oh crap...

  60. University of Rice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since he's a researcher at Rice uni, I'm wondering if his nanocar has a nonfunctional spoiler that looks like a picnic-table on the roof, and a can-of-beans exhaust

  61. Gee thanks. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I must not have known that... even though I had obviously read the article.

    Something can be cool and still have a funny side. Lighten up.