Top Tech Breakthroughs of 2008
As we approach the end of the year it's time once again for the never-ending stream of retrospectives and year-in-review discussions. Wired has their version of the best technology breakthroughs of 2008. From phones to shrinking laptops to flexible displays, there is no shortage of interesting advancements when looking back at this year. What other groundbreaking advancements were made this year, and what do we have to look forward to for 2009?
Let's look forward
0. Year of Linux on the desktop!
The Memristor loses out to the Apple App Store..
Wha-What?!!?
So I go to read the "Top Technology Breakthroughs" in TFA and see the link opens a WIRED article. In the space of the article's three pages there are three annoying for a survey and ads - including one from Porsche (how friggin appropriate in these times). I just realized my technology "breakthrough" is to give up on technology because all it seems to do is enable the friggin marketers to "reach" me in new ways.
Solar powered laptops, is something I had been waiting for. Maybe I am day dreaming, but the back of LCD panel could be fully covered with Solar Cells and trickle charge the battery, which might run my laptop for 5-6 hours before needing recharge. I guess solar cells have not become that efficient yet, but, is anybody trying it?
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So lets see the advancements are:
Finally implementing a 37 year old technology
A website for buying programs - Apple App store
Actually using flash memory, a fairly old technology
a bathing suit
Actually using a 1978 technology - GPS
A slightly better consumer digital video camera
The third major revision of an old technology - USB 3.0
Microchips that are small
A cellphone operating system
and, presenting, the ONLY actual innovation of 2008
Flexible displays that barely work!
so glad I live in the age of technological miracles
Hp's memristor.
It was looking good till I saw the Andriod (cellphone operating system)? WTF? Regardless if it's open source or not it's a friggin' cell phone, where is the breakthrough in that?
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Seriously, number seven on the list was a freaking swimsuit.
I am building an experimental rig to measure the actual power available from 2 of them mounted in the best position (i.e. facing south at the best angle for each season) over the year, and I hope to report on this for the south of the UK in early 2010. In the meantime, don't hold your breath for a feasible, lightweight solution.
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The thing that made them a success in 2008 (except for USB 3 - which shouldn't be on the list as it's merely an administrative milestone, so far - wait until the real products become mainstream) was being adopted in popular products. Flash, GPS and swimwear aren't new. Flexible screens and memristors are valid entries - and the rest simply shouldn't be there.
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The OP forgot to mention this is about GADGETS, not "Technology" as a whole. If it were, it would be an embarrassing list. As it stands, a couple of the items are interesting, and most are more about implementation of fairly common ideas being the "breakthrough".
Too bad no one will ever know because no one actually RTFA.
So many injustices..so little time..
I'd go for Tesla motors shipping their first electric roadster as top ten news, myself, but that may be so old hat for/. readers nobody cares to read it.
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The fact that the App store is called the most incredible technological breakthrough of 2008 proves for me that Steves RDF is bigger than ever. Its not new )we have had internet shops for more than 10 years now', and no new technology is involved.
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Part of the problem is Wired, or "Tired", which has turned into a sort of Sharper Image catalog. (Sharper Image itself is defunct.) Wired doesn't really have reporters any more; just "editors" and ad reps. Hence their product orientation.
More significant tech events this year include:
Those are all more significant than anything in Wired's list.
There's probably good stuff in the bio field too, but I don't follow that.
10. Flexible Displays
Bring these out already. Although I'm sure they'll just be loaded with popover and Flash ads. At least paper has that advantage.
9. Edible Chips
This just seems freaky. "Here, swallow this chip, it'll just be used for monitoring, I swear. Be gone in no time." And now the government can track me. Thanks, no.
8. Speedo LZR
How about using the same goddamn technology in the Olympics so that new technology can't give people an unfair advantage over people years ago who had to make do with, you know, normal stuff?
7. Flash Memory
Until the problem of limited write cycles is fixed, this WILL NOT replace HDs. People underestimate how many times an OS writes to things like page files and temporary memory (ESPECIALLY WINDOWS!). Nice for a replacement for portable data (floppies/CDs/DVDs), not so much for the actual drive. HDs are going nowhere unless we're just completely stupid, and given the stupid technologies that replace perfectly good, superior technologies these days (LCDs, holy fuck people, are you nuts?), I wouldn't be surprised.
6. GPS
Meh, getting lost is half the fun.
5. The Memristor
This needs to come out. NOW.
4. Video-Capable SLRs
A NORMAL (PICTURE) CAMERA DOES NOT SHOOT VIDEO. THIS IS WHY WE HAVE A MARVELOUS INVENTION CALLED A "VIDEO CAMERA". MAYBE YOU HAVE HEARD OF IT. Modern technology's unhealthy fascination to merge every single technology together into a jack-of-all-trades device (master of none, remember) is just disturbing.
3. USB 3.0
Yay, let's make an already error-prone bus that I've had nothing but problems with (connection, reliability, etc) since USB 1.0 EVEN FASTER. This will end well. Serial and parallel was much more reliable, but poor users have to turn their computers off for a second to hook up something.
2. Android
See #4. We don't need a PHONE to do everything under the sun.
1. Apple's App Store
See #2 and #4. This is just another way to take money from people with more money than brains.
The clear big winner, in terms of impact for the world might be EEStore's supercapacitor.
It was developed (it appears) in 2008. It will (if it's real and works) make electric cars actually happen and actually be good, radically change how we think about charging cell phones, IPods, etc.
The problem is it might be snake oil.
no surprise there. coupled with the wwwildly popular planet/population rescue initiative/mandate, it'll be topping the breakthrough records consistently forevermore.
The memristor could potentially add 10-20 years to Moore's Law and the iPhone app store is worth more than it? These idiots don't even know what it is, memory RESISTOR not transistor.
App store is not new technology... It's just known technology applied in a way the makes it usable... In fact, package management isn't a new technology, though *intentional* the backdoor is kind of innovative...
The only thing that's new about it, is that existing technology, e.g. package manager and payment system, have been integrated in a user friendly manner....
I have a few issues with this list.
First off. The author was clearly asleep from years. 2002 - 2007. As that was the time period of this list.
Secondly where is the drum roll for number 1. David Letterman set the top ten standard and it's a good one. The #1 one slot should definitely be proceeded by:
"and the top Top Tech Breakthrough of 2008 is................."
When the LHC on 19 September 2008 had a liquid helium breakthrough saving man kind from the certain oblivion of a black whole on earth.
2008 waz teh yere of teh lolcat!!!!
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They missed the F3DM plug-in hybrid electric vehicle from China, $22,000, even though they covered it in March.
Sigh. It's way too late to earn any karma, but I am inpressed no other geeks noticed it. "Yahoo's Firebird" should be "Yahoo's Fire Eagle", a GPS something or other. I can't believe I actually wikipedia'd this....