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SCO Proposes Sale of Assets To Continue Litigation

gzipped_tar sends in this excerpt from the Salt Lake Tribune: "The embattled SCO Group Inc. is proposing to auction off its core products and use proceeds to continue its controversial lawsuits over the alleged violations of its copyrights in Linux open-source software. The Lindon company has filed a new reorganization plan with the federal court in Delaware where it sought bankruptcy protection from creditors after an adverse ruling in the Linux litigation. If approved by a bankruptcy judge, the plan could mean SCO's server software and mobile products lines are owned by other parties while SCO itself remained largely to pursue the lawsuits under the leadership of CEO Darl McBride. 'One goal of this approach is to separate the legal defence of its intellectual property from its core product business,' McBride said in a letter to customers, partners and shareholders. Jeff Hunsaker, president and COO of The SCO Group, said the litigation had been distracting to the company's efforts to market its products. 'We believe there's value in these assets and in order for the business to move forward it's imperative we separate it from our legal claims and we allow our products business to move forward,' he said Friday."

290 comments

  1. Wow. Just wow. by DurendalMac · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So Darl is going to basically sell off most of what the company has to continue a lawsuit he has no hope of winning? What the HELL is wrong with this guy? Worst. CEO. EVAR.

    1. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In a just world, he will die a homeless drug user on the streets.

    2. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In a just world, he will die a homeless drug user on the streets.

      Darl does not deserve drugs. How about him dieing a homeless, disease ridden prostitute?
      Then the only change necessary is creditors seizing his home.

    3. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disclaimer: IANASP (I am not a securities professional)

      Their stock chart doesn't inspire much confidence, unless you are a short seller. Not to mention that they had to change their ticker symbol from SCOX to SCOXQ.PK after being delisted from NASDAQ.

      Current share price: 14 cents
      Market cap: $3,060,000

    4. Re:Wow. Just wow. by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you buy into the entire Microsoft paid them to spread FUD about Linux conspiracy, this actually plays directly into it. Vista wasn't the prize puppy MS was wanting it to be. With the economy going down and all of Vista's happiness, companies and people are looking at the FOSS routes a little more. What better way to battle that and ensure MS had a viable product until the economy recovers and windows 7 is making money then to re-raise the Linux is illegal battle.

      Or in other words, nothing is wrong with him that wasn't already wrong with him. He is just needed one more time. I suspect MS or some affiliate of MS is more then willing to buy off the assets.

      This all makes sense if you don't look at him as the CEO of SCO but the employee of a dieing company who is looking to the future.

    5. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      So what's to stop the products being bought by, say, McBride enterprises llc (with some 'interesting' backers)?

      Surely, the products are tangible assets which should be ringfenced to protect the interests of the other parties in the ongoing (sigh - VERY ongoing) litigation?

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    6. Re:Wow. Just wow. by hilather · · Score: 1

      So Darl is going to basically sell off most of what the company has to continue a lawsuit he has no hope of winning? What the HELL is wrong with this guy? Worst. CEO. EVAR.

      Its such a desperate gambit. In the SCO movie, I have a feeling Darl McBride will be played by Nicholas Cage. He will be twitchy, incomprehendable at points and everyone will love to hate him.

    7. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (as his lawyer): Sponge Bath, uid 413667, and an anonymous coward....

    8. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Warll · · Score: 5, Funny

      In a just world, he will die a homeless drug user on the streets.

      Darl does not deserve drugs. How about him dieing a homeless, disease ridden prostitute? Then the only change necessary is creditors seizing his home.

      Darl does not deserve sex. How about him dieing a homeless RIAA lawyer?

    9. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Cally · · Score: 1
      When youre down and out,
      When youre on the street,
      When evening falls so hard
      We will point and laugh...

      (With apologies to Simon & Garfunkel.)

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    10. Re:Wow. Just wow. by chill · · Score: 3, Funny

      In this economy, Darl knows he will never get another job as an executive. I mean how the hell can you spin his tenure as CEO of SCO on a resume? I guess you could say something like "leveraged corporate IP" -- just leave out the part about "just not OUR corporate IP. Heh." And maybe "worked with compliance and legal department to partner with the titans of the computer industry" -- just leave out "it was a forced partnership. Okay, we sued their asses and had ours handed to us on a platter, but still. I've got more balls than brains, it has to count for something!"

      I'd suggest "innovative customer relations program", but the MPAA has them beat on that one.

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    11. Re:Wow. Just wow. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 3, Funny

      "This all makes sense if you..." ARE INSANE.

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    12. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Faluzeer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In a just world, he will die a homeless drug user on the streets.

      Darl does not deserve drugs. How about him dieing a homeless, disease ridden prostitute?
      Then the only change necessary is creditors seizing his home.

      Hmmm

      I hate what tSCOGroup tried to do, I hate the fud that was generated, I hate the lies that were told, however none of things lead me to want those involved to die horrific deaths, instead I want all those involved to suffer to the maximum extent possible under the law...

      I believe that you and the AC you replied to, need to get a sense of perspective, nothing Darl, or anyone else at tSCOGroup has done warrants such deaths. I honestly believe that attitudes such as yours, do as much harm to the Open Source movement as those expressed by Darl and co.

    13. Re:Wow. Just wow. by v1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Am I the only one that is "reading between the lines" of Mr McBride as to saying that the viable business assets (IP/service) that SCO owns are "dragging down" the litigation efforts (distracting from them anyway, loss of focus) and that he wants to get rid of them, to strengthen the litigation business model?

      How backwards is THAT?

      "Just WOW" indeed... the ability of some people to surpass seemingly insurmountable levels of prior stupidity do continue to amaze me.

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    14. Re:Wow. Just wow. by hvm2hvm · · Score: 1

      I don't get it...

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    15. Re:Wow. Just wow. by iNaya · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why not? Death is the natural state for an organism that is no longer functioning correctly. And it would appear that Darl certainly fits within that category.

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    16. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      WHAT product, exactly?

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    17. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Huh? I know a lot of companies that seem to hire their execs on their ability (or at least zealous willingness) to beat and kick dead horses, at least the way some execs act supports that theory.

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    18. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      In the SCO movie, I have a feeling Darl McBride will be played by Nicholas Cage. He will be twitchy, incomprehendable at points and everyone will love to hate him.

      Yeah, but he'll team up with Sean Connery and kick some open source ass ;)

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    19. Re:Wow. Just wow. by religious+freak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      New tag: whitewhale. That's right Captain Ahab... keep chasing it, there's a chance you might even win - and what a victory it will be.

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    20. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      none of things lead me to want those involved to die horrific deaths, instead I want all those involved to suffer to the maximum extent possible under the law...

      How is that less bad?
      Or was this the point? ;)

      If not, think of this: If you're dead, you don't care for anything at all anymore. You're gone. Death only feels bad for a very short time. Then the question becomes like asking what time it was before time.
      Therefore, if you really want to punish someone, you make them wish they would die, but you completely remove their possibility to die.

      Of course then you're an even more cruel bastard than he ever could be (and deserve the same, but I won't punish you, because I am not a cruel bastard).

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    21. Re:Wow. Just wow. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      One would hope that Nicholas Cage would be unwilling to associate his image with someone like McBride.

    22. Re:Wow. Just wow. by vvaduva · · Score: 1

      Don't worry...he doesn't need another job. He is probably set for life.

    23. Re:Wow. Just wow. by cc_pirate · · Score: 2

      You are far too forgiving. There are some levels of anti-social activity that must be punished horrifically, and continuing to harass people long after everyone and their brother has decided your arguments are fallacious and worthless is certainly one of them.

      Anyone who uses the legal system of the United States as an UNJUST weapon against others deserves significant punishment, "pour encourager les autres".

      Darl sucks. He took a company that had a decent product that was rapidly becoming irrelevant and decided the 'winning business solution' was to sue everyone and hope to win the lawsuit lottery.

      I hope the bankruptcy judge finds him PERSONALLY LIABLE and sentences him to jail for THEFT. Because that is what he has done. He has STOLEN money and time from companies and people that have far, far better things to do with their time and money.

      He is a parasite on society and because of him, SCO will forever be known as a bad joke and an evil company.

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    24. Re:Wow. Just wow. by MooUK · · Score: 3, Insightful

      RIAA lawyers don't deserve death. They deserve a long and very painful and unpleasant life instead.

    25. Re:Wow. Just wow. by el+cisne · · Score: 4, Funny

      "They deserve a long and very painful and unpleasant life instead."

      A job in IT?

    26. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Faluzeer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      snip...I hope the bankruptcy judge finds him PERSONALLY LIABLE and sentences him to jail for THEFT.snip...

      Hmmm

      As stated, I want Darl (& the Sco Group) punished to the maximum extent possible under the law. Darl & Co need to be seen to be punished in such a way that it that acts a deterrent to prevent others from pursuing similar frivolous claims in the future.

      I want Darl & Co. punished for all their lies, I want the Sco Group punished for trying to game the legal system, I want the Sco Group punished for every time they ignored Court Orders, I want their assets seized to pay off creditors, I want the law firms to have to disgorge all funds received from tScoGroup after they entered chapter 11 to help pay off creditors, I want the SEC to investigate tScoGroup and the statements that were made to the court that appear to be different / contradict statements that were made to the SEC...

      Executive summary, I want justice to be done and to be seen to done. Dying a horrendous death is not justice (not even poetic justice), and it is certainly not deserved for what tScoGroup actually did...

    27. Re:Wow. Just wow. by epee1221 · · Score: 1

      I want Darl (& the Sco Group) punished to the maximum extent possible under the law. ... I want justice to be done and to be seen to done.

      I don't quite see the connection here. If the law prescribed the death penalty for what he's done, would you consider it just? What if it allowed no more than a $10 fine?

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    28. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Faluzeer · · Score: 1

      I don't quite see the connection here. If the law prescribed the death penalty for what he's done, would you consider it just? What if it allowed no more than a $10 fine?

      Hmmm

      No I would consider neither of those things to be just. If such punishments ever became the norm for such things as tScoGroup has done then we have more to worry about than Company's lying in order to scam money out of people...

    29. Re:Wow. Just wow. by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Worst CEO, paticularly since a lot of those legal expenses are going to his brother. I've said it before - the whole thing looks like a two man scam where Darl deliberately drove SCO into the brick wall of IBM and took it to his brother for the repair bill.

    30. Re:Wow. Just wow. by neomunk · · Score: 1

      I think that would be UNIX, wouldn't it?

      I really don't know, I haven't really read up on the SCO thing, but I'm pretty sure they own the copyright to UNIX (System V?) and that's what this whole thing is about.

      If I'm wrong, could someone please correct me.

    31. Re:Wow. Just wow. by renegadesx · · Score: 2, Informative

      They own the UNIX code but not the copyrights, court ruled a while back that Novell owns the copyrights which put a major blow in this litigation

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    32. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Sleepy · · Score: 1

      You actually believe Darl's goal is to win?
      His goal is to get his EXPENSES covered.
      A lot of these expenses are tax-deductible also.
      There never was a chance (even if SCO won) for SCO to be reborn as some kind of solid company.

    33. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Sleepy · · Score: 1

      I think it's a brilliant plan. How much money do you think he and his cronies managed to spend?

      That's a GOAL not a problem.

      When this finishes, I'm sure he can retire if he chooses... or go to work for a patent troll. Or as a lobbyist in the GOP.

      This isn't about making things, or ethics.

    34. Re:Wow. Just wow. by HiThere · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And even after all that, those they have injured will not have been made whole.

      The law is unjustly lenient in cases like this precisely because it is being abused by lawyers, and most laws are written by lawyers. I don't know anyone else who could write them, but it creates an inherent bias in favor of those acts that lawyers perform and others don't. And in favor of those acts that people who hire lawyers perform and others don't.

      I'm willing to consider arguments that this is not a fair summation of this aspect of the legal system, but I've never heard any that were convincing.

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    35. Re:Wow. Just wow. by chill · · Score: 1

      No, I believe Darl is in it for as long as he can possibly milk it. Where can he go from here? Politics? So might as well ride this horse until it dies, is propped up, sent to be signed in triplicate, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, before being buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters which are then lost for the third time before being found in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in one of their disused toilets with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'.

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    36. Re:Wow. Just wow. by HiThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The SCOX.pk lawsuit has lost all credibility. Even though I do believe that MS once gave them money to pay for this lawsuit (at whose initiative is a good question), I don't believe that this is still of any value to MS, and so more money will be forthcoming only if they have some incriminating evidence on MS.

      Not likely. I think MS knew what kind of slime they were dealing with. Which argues that they initiative came from SCOX. (But it's a ways short of proof.)

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    37. Re:Wow. Just wow. by dangitman · · Score: 2, Informative

      How about him dieing a homeless, disease ridden prostitute?

      How about somebody spelling "dying" properly, just once in this thread?

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    38. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Helge+Hafting · · Score: 3, Funny

      First line tech support for dummy users - for life.

    39. Re:Wow. Just wow. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Well, the idea was to make the FOSS questionable enough that the suits look them over. Not all BHOs follow SCOX enough to know they are full of it. But they will most likely listen well enough to hear "lawsuit for using it" which keeps people on MS software instead of jumping to something open.

    40. Re:Wow. Just wow. by cgenman · · Score: 1

      They're selling products they don't have to support I.P. they don't have. There's something pure about this model.

      Quick, somebody get Carly Fiorina on the phone.

    41. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Life in the electric chair!

      (BTW, I tagged this story "scostillhaveassetsquestionmark".)

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    42. Re:Wow. Just wow. by epee1221 · · Score: 1

      So what does the law allow now, and why do you consider that just (rather than insufficient or excessive)?

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    43. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Well Sponge Bath is the name of the user that AC responded to, who was also responding to an AC, both of which were basically wishing death on the guy, so.. maybe it's about pretending to be the guy's lawyer and suing over death threats? *shrug*

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    44. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First line tech support for dummy users - for life.

      Good call!

    45. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Darl is going to basically sell off most of what the company has to continue a lawsuit he has no hope of winning?

      Captain Ahab has to hunt his whale.

    46. Re:Wow. Just wow. by (Score.5,+Interestin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe that you and the AC you replied to, need to get a sense of perspective

      I agree completely. Let's stick Darl in the Total Perspective Vortex.

    47. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't know. For starters, it seems that executives that ride a company into the ground do tend to find work elsewhere. But more than that, I'm sure there's somebody out there who would give him an interview for the same reasons he was hired in the first place. I have no idea what those are, since I know little about him in general and nothing about him prior to SCO and the lawsuits, but I presume he did something that people thought was worthy of giving (another?) CEO title to.

      As for the SCO part of the resume, he probably CAN spin it. Maybe he can spin it as how long he was able to keep a dead company from rotting away; remember, he's not the only person at SCO who profits from this staying alive. Maybe he claims he was ordered from above to pursue it. Or, hell, just claim it was actually a legal disagreement. Corporate boards deal with enough legal issues that they know things aren't always clear, I don't think any of them would have trouble believing their lawyers' interpretation of something is different than another companies' lawyers, or even what was ultimately ruled.

      He might struggle for a little bit (to find new work--he's successfully milked SCO for a metric fuckton of money), but I think "[he] knows he will never get another job as an executive" is optimistic at this point.

    48. Re:Wow. Just wow. by symbolset · · Score: 1

      He did what he was paid to do.

      Note: That doesn't make him a good guy. Some jobs a decent guy won't take. But he did keep his deal. MS should hope Kevin Johnson does the same at Juniper Networks. Sometimes the deal isn't the same thing your PR says it is (of course).

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    49. Re:Wow. Just wow. by richardlvance · · Score: 1

      Sorry to burst your bubble but those lawyers who deserve worse than death were paid by the hour and are laughing all the way to the bank.

      So tell me again why you didn't go to law school?

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    50. Re:Wow. Just wow. by RudeIota · · Score: 1

      Death is the natural state of an organize that is "no longer functioning", maybe... I'm not so sure about "no longer functioning correctly". ;)

      If that were the case, I think about 99.9999% of our population would be dead, inside and out.

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    51. Re:Wow. Just wow. by iNaya · · Score: 1

      I think you have a VERY high standard of "correct".

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    52. Re:Wow. Just wow. by ultranova · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So Darl is going to basically sell off most of what the company has to continue a lawsuit he has no hope of winning? What the HELL is wrong with this guy? Worst. CEO. EVAR.

      On the contrary, McBride managed to rise the stock price of his company with all of this nonsense. Of course the company was utterly destroyed as a result, but for a few moments any stockholder could get a fantastic return on investment (assuming he bought the stock on their pre-lawsuit low point). Since enchanting stockholder value for any price is the job of the CEO, that would make McBride a fantastic and extremely successful CEO.

      I'm starting to think that high liquidity is actually undesirable for a stock market. In such a market, your best bet is to loot the company of anything valuable and sell the stock onward before the price crumbles. It encourages sacrificing long-term value for short-term profits, because, after all, you can take those short-term profits, run, and repeat the process with another company. There doesn't seem to be any built-in mechanism to discourage such psychopathic behaviour, or am I missing something ?

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    53. Re:Wow. Just wow. by OzoneLad · · Score: 1

      Anyone who uses the legal system of the United States as an UNJUST weapon against others deserves significant punishment, "pour encourager les autres".

      I don't think this word means what you think it means.

      From the Pocket Oxford-Hachette French Dictionary:
      encourager /É'ÌfkuÊaÊ'e/ (conjugateâ')
      transitive verb
      1. to encourage (a faire to do);
      2. to cheer [sb] on.

      What you're looking for is "decourager".

    54. Re:Wow. Just wow. by JWW · · Score: 1

      The most classic irony would be if IBM were to buy UNIX from SCO for say 5 million dollars.

      And thinking on it, if that were to end up being the case, then SCO's case against them was never really worth billions was it...?

    55. Re:Wow. Just wow. by afabbro · · Score: 1

      When youre down and out, When youre on the street, When evening falls so hard We will point and laugh...

      (With apologies to Simon & Garfunkel.)

      Speaking of people who should die painful and horrific deaths...

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    56. Re:Wow. Just wow. by kcdoodle · · Score: 1

      "He shall spend the rest of his days in a pain amplifier."

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    57. Re:Wow. Just wow. by cc_pirate · · Score: 1

      You can look at it either way...

      Encourage others to behave honorably, or discourage them from behaving badly.

      Typically I've seen this phrase quoted this way...."pour encourager les autres", although granted it has been a lot of years since French class.

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    58. Re:Wow. Just wow. by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      RIAA lawyers don't deserve death. They deserve a long and very painful and unpleasant life instead.

      So, we're back to disease ridden prostitute then? I'm confused.

      Cheers

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    59. Re:Wow. Just wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A homeless disease ridden prostitute? That's awesome.

      I had no idea that this a$$clown was STILL fighting this. I read about this YEARS AGO.

      Shameful

  2. what core product business ? by rs232 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'One goal of this approach is to separate the legal defence of its intellectual property from its core product business'

    Then why not drop the case and focus more fully on your 'core product business'

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    1. Re:what core product business ? by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then why not drop the case and focus more fully on your 'core product business'

      At this point he pretty much is.

    2. Re:what core product business ? by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Then why not drop the case and focus more fully on your 'core product business'

      Because the core product is hopelessly obsolete and only used by a very small and fast shrinking customer base. SCO started this case because their core business was no longer viable.

      It's a real shame. They just failed to keep up with the competition.

    3. Re:what core product business ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This lawsuit is their 'core product business'. Its all they do anymore.

    4. Re:what core product business ? by cc_pirate · · Score: 1

      EXACTLY.

      They don't have a 'core business' any more. I should know, I once owned their stock... God help me.

      Your customers don't hang around when you have clearly lost your mind completely and decide to SUE YOUR OWN CUSTOMERS...

      Darl and SCO should be a business case every newly minted MBA a**hole has to study before being allowed to graduate, so that they don't follow him down the path to stupidity.

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    5. Re:what core product business ? by HiThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You do realize that so far Darl has has made multiple millions off this? And that nobody has shown any signs of coercing him into paying it back? Last I heard it was asserted that he had transferred some of his real estate into his wife's name so that it would be harder to reclaim, but thus far that has been an action that hasn't been necessary. (OTOH, I don't know how long such an action can be reverted.)

      I'm sure it's been stressful, but no more running a protection racket. And if he can manage to finagle things properly the results will be legally his.

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  3. No SNCP, no Arab sheik by symbolset · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They want to pay Novell in worthless stock.

    And the directors will get their pay in worthless options going forward.

    It's amazing how long this zombie company can stay on its feet.

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    1. Re:No SNCP, no Arab sheik by Samschnooks · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's amazing how long this zombie company can stay on its feet.

      So that's why Darl and the other directors at the last board meeting kept saying, "Brains! brains! We need brains!"

    2. Re:No SNCP, no Arab sheik by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Funny

      I find the parrellels to Balmer's, "Developers, developers, developers, developers,..." rather disturbing.

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    3. Re:No SNCP, no Arab sheik by msobkow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just die already, SCO!

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  4. Is groklaw aware of this new development? by plasmacutter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The recent story of their cessation to "compile" the history of the case seems a bit premature now.

    That said, I'm beginning to wonder if Darl is playing "weekend at bernies" with the board of directors, because no sane board would authorize the liquidation of the bulk of a company's assets so an obsessed executive can go tilting at windmills.

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    1. Re:Is groklaw aware of this new development? by RichMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > because no sane board would authorize the liquidation of the bulk of a company's assets so an obsessed executive can go tilting at windmills

      The decision was made by Ralph J. Yarro III back in 2003 to tilt at the windmill. Darl was hired to lead the charge. Back at the beginning Darl said SCO would pursue this to their "utter destruction" if need be. Well it looks like they are.

      History: SCO, then called Caldera, was Novell's proxy in the DRDOS lawsuit against Microsoft. This lead Yarro, then managing the Canopy investment company that effectively had full control of SCO/Caldera to look for new lawsuit opportunities to cash in on. The decided to attack Linux using their "UNIX IP". To bad there is no UNIX IP in Linux.

      The court system that allows civil cases of this nature is really to blame for the whole thing. SCO's lawyers are now heavily "invested" in the case (at one point they were literally going to be investors in SCO, but then changed their minds to cash up front) and are not really working for justice, but for their piece of the litigation reward pie.

    2. Re:Is groklaw aware of this new development? by stiggle · · Score: 1

      It depends on which company they sell the assets to. Just suppose they create a new unrelated company which just so happens to have almost the same board of directors which then buys all the 'valuable' assets from SCO leaving Darl with the debts and the law suits. Then the rest of them can continue without the debts and the court cases hanging over them. This way they can control which company obtains the assets, otherwise they'll end up being transferred to Novell or eventually the Administrators will sell them on for whatever they can get.

    3. Re:Is groklaw aware of this new development? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This endless division and sale of pieces of UNIX intellectual property reminds me of subprime mortgage derivatives and credit default swaps - can anyone really understand the whole mess? What does it mean, that SCO will spin off its product assets, but still hold customers liable for damages for *using* products that allegedly infringe the IP of assets that SCO no longer has?

      Some regulator or court has to say, stop the madness. You cannot separate your assets from the rights to sue for infringement on those assets.

    4. Re:Is groklaw aware of this new development? by kimvette · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Uh, they're still referring to UNIX IP being property of SCO?

      Just how is this possible? It's well-known that Novell owns UNIX IP (maybe not the trademark, but the copyrights, etc. to the code) and as the owner of Unix IP, Novell obviously has no objection to Unix's affecting Linux, since Novell is distributing Linux pretty aggressively.

      On top of that, even if there were Unix code, or even SCO-authoried UNIX code in the Linux kernel, SCO themselves distributed that same code under the GPL releases as Caldera Linux, and later on, SCO Linux.

      Want to know the saddest part of this?

      Prior to Darl's influence, Caldera was a great company. They were founded by former Novell folk who were avid supporters of Open Source. Not free as in beer, but free as in speech, where if you buy a product, you not only get the binaries, but the source so you can fix bugs in the event that the product ceases to be available. They brought DR Dos back to life (and sued Microsoft in the process for their anti-competitive tactics).

      They introduced Caldera Linux, which was a bit ahead of its time. Online repositories accessible through a decent GUI, network management through a usable GUI, and a somewhat polished (for the time) desktop environment, all as open source. The "open" nature of it was touted heavily on it, and although it wasn't my primary OS at the time (I had to work a LOT of hours from home on Windows projects so I dumped Linux for a few years, unfortunately) I liked it a lot.

      Caldera was very open and very pro-open source. The founders saw the vision and potential of open standards. I don't know exactly what prompted the change which brought that shark Darl in, but Caldera was very focused on poising themselves for the open source revolution and the potential for "value-added" services, using the "free/free" aspect to gain market penetration.

      Keep in mind what Caldera was doing then is what Novell and Canonical are doing now, and it's somewhat ironic that SCO (formerly Caldera) was founded by ex-Novell employees who shared the same vision that Novell has FINALLY embraced in recent years.

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    5. Re:Is groklaw aware of this new development? by MarkvW · · Score: 4, Informative

      Facts are SETTLED in the trial court. Once the trial court enters its judgment, those facts are set in stone.

      Facts can be undone on appeal only if no reasonable factfinder could have found the challenged facts AND if the party appealing has complied with all the procedural requirements. Thanks to the lawyers, Groklaw, and others, that just isn't going to happen in this case because there is too much evidence supporting the decision of the trial court.

      Facts almost NEVER get rewritten on appeal. The rules are tremendously slanted against that. If a fact gets undone on appeal, the issue gets sent back to the trial court for a new fact determination.

      Groklaw's purpose was help in the development of a factual record in the trial court against SCO. As discussed above, there is no need for factual development on appeal. If the trial court must in the future decide some new facts, Groklaw will doubtless spring into action, but that isn't likely.

    6. Re:Is groklaw aware of this new development? by badasscat · · Score: 1

      The recent story of their cessation to "compile" the history of the case seems a bit premature now.

      Why do you say that? This changes nothing.

      SCO lost their case against Novell. They don't "own" jack and that's now been proven in court. Darl McBride can keep saying they own whatever he wants. Hell, I can say I own the moon and I'm going to go around suing everybody under the sun who even so much as talks about it. That doesn't mean I'm doing anything other than wasting a lot of people's time and money. It doesn't mean I'm not going to get laughed out of every court in the land. And it doesn't make me anything other than a complete loon.

      There are a lot of crazy people in the world filing frivolous lawsuits. I'm not sure what SCO is doing at this point even rises to that level.

    7. Re:Is groklaw aware of this new development? by Heather+D · · Score: 1

      I remember someone back in the old days saying that they'd rather see Unix die at Microsofts hands than support standards. Given that the primary value of Linux in the marketplace so far has been to serve as a Unixlike standard I'd say that this looks like that sort of mindset managed to take hold of SCO and/or their backers. As near as I can tell its just insane, selfish, stubbornness. The old "If we can't compete nobody will." mentality.

    8. Re:Is groklaw aware of this new development? by Brain+Damaged+Bogan · · Score: 1

      (SCO lawyers) " are not really working for justice, but for their piece of the litigation reward pie."

      So few lawyers these days give a damn about justice. it's a profession obsessed with the big payout, not driven by anything but a passion for money. (note: I am speaking in broad terms, there are still a few lawyers out there fighting the good fight, very few lawyers...)

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    9. Re:Is groklaw aware of this new development? by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with the court system. Justice prevailed. Yes, it took longer than many people would have liked, but that's because care had to be taken. It is much better to take time and get things right than to make decisions too quickly and get them wrong. If the danger is that a company like SCO can drag things out, well, in the end that's really not much of a danger. They still lost.

      No, the people to blame for this are SCO's stock holders. In the end, this lawsuit was driven buy the hoards of people who bought up their stock in hopes of a big pay out from IBM and Novell. They should have done their homework and forced the company that *they* owned to concentrate on delivering actual products. Those stock holders are the ones who paid for all those scummy lawyers, not us. So see? It all worked out in the end.

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    10. Re:Is groklaw aware of this new development? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      Yes. But PJ has declared that SCO has lost, and therefore there is nothing more for her to do except preservation.

      Yeah, right.

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    11. Re:Is groklaw aware of this new development? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect PJ has made the right call. As explained by the GP, the facts have been determined by the court. PJ has decided to complete the process of recording those facts. If SCO attempts to rewrite history, they will have to convince the court to ignore the mountain of evidence recorded by groklaw. SCO has lost, and groklaw is the rampart that prevents that loss from being eroded. I'll bet that that idea was in the back of PJ's mind when she started groklaw: that one day groklaw would have a central role to play in preserving a victory against SCO.

      Groklaw must preserve, as it is that preservation which will prevent the SCO case from continuing.

  5. Kinda refreshing, actually... by RicardoGCE · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They're finally owning up to what we've known all along: SCO's business is litigation. Server software? Pffft.

    I love the fact that they're willing to sell the very products they're supposedly protecting from unauthorized use of "their" code, just to keep the legal fight going.

    1. Re:Kinda refreshing, actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suppose Daryl thinks that when he wins (he clearly can't imagine any other outcome, no matter of often his lawyers get their asses kicked in court) he can just buy the software assets back. Of course, when he loses SCO will be even more screwed than before (which I didn't think was even possible before today).

    2. Re:Kinda refreshing, actually... by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

      It's a high-stakes gambit fer sure; but easy to understand.

      The board (of shareholders) consists of investors - who at this point are probably last in line for any economic payback. The banks, vendors, employees and Novel are ahead of them at this point - so they've got bumpkus.

      Investors are gamblers by definition. At every hand, they can fold, or throw in one more chip and see the next card. Like Texas hold'em, the lower they get, the cheaper it is for them to stay in the game. (A companies assets are at stake in a lawsuit - so no assets means no stakes).

      They've got nothing left to lose. Sell the real assets off, and play poker with what's left.

      The odds of winning are low, but the potential payoff is better than the marginal cost of surviving for one more ruling.

      An Old Curse: May you have a lawsuit you believe you can win.

  6. I predict... by pondermaster · · Score: 1

    ...that there will be a lot of "IANAL, but"'s comments on this story.

    1. Re:I predict... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but...

    2. Re:I predict... by larry+bagina · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Why do so many slashdot readers enjoy anal sex, anal masturbation, and anal fisting? If they like it, there are other places to talk about it!

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    3. Re:I predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feels good man.

    4. Re:I predict... by dangitman · · Score: 2, Informative

      ... I also fellate horses.

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  7. They don't want to be able to pay Novell/IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO wants to make darn sure that, at the end of the day, there is not a single penny left to pay Novell or IBM the money they will owe them.

    I have a better idea. Wind up the corporation, sell all the assets.

    A substantial number of us thought the bankruptcy trustee would put an end to SCO's shenanigans. Sadly, this hasn't turned out to be the case. The bankruptcy judge (Gross iirc) seems quite happy to see the SCO management running the company and continuing the abuse of the judicial system.

    1. Re:They don't want to be able to pay Novell/IBM by GlennC · · Score: 1

      The bankruptcy judge (Gross iirc) seems quite happy to see the SCO management running the company and continuing the transfer of funds to the judicial system.

      Fixed that for you.

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    2. Re:They don't want to be able to pay Novell/IBM by jbengt · · Score: 4, Informative

      A substantial number of us thought the bankruptcy trustee would put an end to SCO's shenanigans. Sadly, this hasn't turned out to be the case.

      That's one of the reasons so many companies incorporate in Delaware.

  8. Utah is the biggest scam capital in the world by Thrustworthy · · Score: 1

    Orrin Hatch can spring John Forte who's serving 14 years in prison for having $1.4M worth of cocaine in a suitcase at an International Airport because "he's not an addict." There must be something in the water.

    1. Re:Utah is the biggest scam capital in the world by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      Why does a Utah Senator have any sort of say in what happens in New Jersey?

    2. Re:Utah is the biggest scam capital in the world by Thrustworthy · · Score: 1

      Orrin's son is a SCO attorney.

    3. Re:Utah is the biggest scam capital in the world by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

      It's all the fancy underwear they wear in UT.

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    4. Re:Utah is the biggest scam capital in the world by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Since when was a father is responsible for his son's shenanigans?

    5. Re:Utah is the biggest scam capital in the world by cc_pirate · · Score: 1

      Orrin Hatch is an evil bleepard just like Darl.

      Orrin is the RIAA's beeatch and supports their continued lawsuits of individuals.

      It's interesting that so much evil comes out of Utah... Wonder why...

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    6. Re:Utah is the biggest scam capital in the world by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      Because they send it out so that everything that's left is good and holy. ;-)

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    7. Re:Utah is the biggest scam capital in the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO Group is a Utah corporation?

  9. What products? by Jailbrekr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What company would want to adopt or standardize on a product developed by a company that is, for all intents and purposes, dead? Everyone has moved on, be it server side apps or embedded, there are ample companies that have a superior product with a healthy roadmap and no indication that they will not be around in 5 years.

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    1. Re:What products? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Heh. Heh heh. The telecomms guy at my workplace just bought an upgrade to the latest version of OpenSewer for his server.

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    2. Re:What products? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also doesn't help that they have essentially sent the message to their customers: "buy our products, because if you buy them and then switch to something else we will sue you". They've already sued people who have done so.

  10. That depends upon his job. by khasim · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If he finds a buyer (or buyers) for the products that pay enough for those products then SCO gets a lot of money. Some of which could be direct towards himself and the other execs as bonuses or whatever.

    Now, if you question whether he can find a buyer willing to pay that much for a dying product, just remember that he has found investors and partners before who seemingly pay millions of dollars for nothing.

    Right now, his job is to drag this case out.

    1. Re:That depends upon his job. by peragrin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      your forgetting the problem. The core products are what has been sued over. Darl can't sell them and continue the lawsuit as they wouldn't be the owners of the products anymore.

      Not only is this proposal nearly two weeks late(it was due Dec. 31) This destroys the company and any potential assets creditors may have access to recoup their losses. Only a naive bankruptcy judge would allow the only asset a company has to be sold for literally nothing.

      What's worse is that those products are only worth maybe 5 million at book value, and worth much less than a million in in their current neglected state. You can't pay lawyers making $500 an hour very long on that kind of money. especially how Boise seems to charge SCO for every staple used.

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    2. Re:That depends upon his job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      especially how Boise seems to charge SCO for every staple used.

      If you were Boise, and were as closely familiar with SCO's shenanigans, wouldn't you be just as aggressive in your billing?

      Cheers,

    3. Re:That depends upon his job. by timeOday · · Score: 1

      your [sic] forgetting the problem. The core products are what has been sued over. Darl can't sell them and continue the lawsuit as they wouldn't be the owners of the products anymore.

      Wasn't it already ruled that these precious IP assets already belong to Novell anyways? What assets or revenue stream does SCO actually own free and clear?

    4. Re:That depends upon his job. by againjj · · Score: 1

      What's worse is that those products are only worth maybe 5 million at book value, and worth much less than a million in in their current neglected state. You can't pay lawyers making $500 an hour very long on that kind of money. especially how Boise seems to charge SCO for every staple used.

      Don't you mean better? Then SCO will finally die, since it will run out of money.

    5. Re:That depends upon his job. by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Chairs. I hear a company in Redmond is looking into buying them wholesale.

    6. Re:That depends upon his job. by peragrin · · Score: 1

      I don't want them out of money. i want them buried for fraud.

      out of money means they still stood a chance at being rate. They don't win but they don't lose either.

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  11. Deck Chairs by pcnetworx1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Darl has now gone from rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, to throwing them overboard...

    1. Re:Deck Chairs by alexborges · · Score: 1

      Boy do i miss my modpoints.

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    2. Re:Deck Chairs by jamstar7 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Darl has now gone from rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, to throwing them overboard...

      Queue incoming litigation against Balmer for the concept of 'throwing chairs' in 3... 2... 1...

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    3. Re:Deck Chairs by neonux · · Score: 1

      If only Ballmer was there to help him!

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    4. Re:Deck Chairs by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Darl has now gone from rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, to throwing them overboard...

      Sounds like Balmer's approach to fishing.

    5. Re:Deck Chairs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but those chairs are not his to throw, they are the property of the BK estate. I don't believe the courts will approve this.

    6. Re:Deck Chairs by niew · · Score: 1

      Darl has now gone from rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, to throwing them overboard...

      ...That's a terrible metaphor... SCO's not sinking... SCO is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg!

      (apologies to Stephen Colbert ;)

    7. Re:Deck Chairs by wik · · Score: 1

      Sure, except Balmer thinks ahead: he ties a rope to the deck chairs. That way, he can pull up whatever muck gets dredged up, slap a dictionary word on it, and sell it as the next New Thing.

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  12. Correction and prediction by OpenSourced · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Where is reads :

    Jeff Hunsaker, president and COO of The SCO Group, said the litigation had been distracting to the company's efforts to market its products.

    it should read :

    Jeff Hunsaker, president and COO of The SCO Group, said the efforts to market its products had been distracting to the company's main litigation activity

    There, that's it.

    Now a prediction. I predict that they are going to find a very generous buyer, that will pay much, much more than the market value of the actives, allowing the new, rather hollowed-out SCO to keep on litigating for years. Call it a hunch.

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    1. Re:Correction and prediction by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      And who might that be? Microsoft's cash pile isn't as big as it once was. It's actually smaller than Apple's now.

    2. Re:Correction and prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if there was some sort of revolutionary code left in the old unix. Perhaps something that microsoft would rather not have landing in the laps of novel or ibm. Maybe it's not about the IP in linux, but about the IP that could wind up in linux.

  13. ...to customers, partners and shareholders. by neonux · · Score: 4, Funny

    McBride said in a letter to customers, partners and shareholders.

    ie.

    McBride said in a letter to his father-in-law, his wife and his mistress, and his grand parents.

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  14. Genius. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have SCO stocks reached zero value yet?

    1. Re:Genius. by TimSSG · · Score: 1

      Have SCO stocks reached zero value yet?

      That's too high of a value; I predict SCO stocks will reach a new low of -$1 a share. Tim S

    2. Re:Genius. by bstone · · Score: 1

      >>Have SCO stocks reached zero value yet?

      Zero value was reached years ago, some idiots are still purchasing (very few) shares at about $0.15 though, so the stock isn't reflecting the true value, even though their new plan proposes paying stockholders perhaps $0.02/share if things go well.

         

  15. Ok what do they have exactly now... by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

    Let's look at their IP most of which is centered around OpenServer and UnixWare, is anyone out there using those much anymore? Last time I checked we were all on any other Unix variant but those.

    Other than IP we can look at their hard assets, I suppose they can just keep selling furniture and computers until it's just Darl working out of his garage again, but let's be real SCO doesn't have much left anywhere anyways...

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    1. Re:Ok what do they have exactly now... by mysidia · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hrm..

      Perhaps IBM could buy them and write itself an unconditional irrevokable retroactive perpetual license to the products. And release them under GPLv3...

    2. Re:Ok what do they have exactly now... by jbengt · · Score: 1

      I believe their biggest (dwindling) presence is in POS. (that's Point Of Sale, not the other meaning you may have reason to think of)

    3. Re:Ok what do they have exactly now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      You might be surprised... they used to be common for running some software in financial organisations and due to regulations, that data has to be held for a large number of years. This is especially true on servers for mortgages, some of which may have a 25 year lifetime.

      Obviously, the smart things is to migrate the mortgage book to something which is supportable, but that would be sensible...

      Posted anonymously, because I work at one of said large financial institutions with some mortgage systems on SCO...

    4. Re:Ok what do they have exactly now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Current consolidation in the mortgage industry is changing that. ;-)

    5. Re:Ok what do they have exactly now... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      And from what I've seen, they don't call it POS for nothing---the two definitions are basically interchangeable when it comes to point of sale systems....

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    6. Re:Ok what do they have exactly now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An unconditional irrevocable peretual license ?? You mean like the one they already have, which SCO claims to have revoked (and Novell to have un-revoked) ??

  16. Captain Ahab by jjmcwill · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, does this not seem like Darl McBride is so obsessed with going after "the great white whale" that it's all he can think about, to the exclusion of everything else?

    Where and when does it all end?

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    1. Re:Captain Ahab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to say "when the money's gone." But apparently the assets will have to be gone as well.

    2. Re:Captain Ahab by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

      Oh no. Moby Dick was one of my favorate. I think I have a lot more respect for Captain Ahab than for Darl.

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  17. Pretty smart really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    1. Sell off your (eventually) worthless core business
    2. Continue paying yourself a huge salary
    3. Lose the case, the company goes bankrupt. Core business loses all value.
    4. Use your previous huge salary to retire
    5. Everyone else gets nothing

  18. Assets by pbailey · · Score: 1

    Assets ????? - what assets. This is starting to become a really boring story. Maybe Darl can get a job flipping burgers and stop bothering the rest of us who are trying to create new technology!

  19. Yup. That's right. by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Informative

    And this time it'll be more than one step removed from the real source of the money.

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    rediculous.
  20. Somehow, this reminds me ... by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... of the Black Knight in Monty Python's Holy Grail.

    "None shall pass!"

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    1. Re:Somehow, this reminds me ... by kimvette · · Score: 1

      They have a market cap of about $3mil now, which is inflated to the now-castrated SCO Unix products. So, right now the black knight is past saying "'tis but a flesh wound" and is crying out "I'll bite your legs off!"

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    2. Re:Somehow, this reminds me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me more of

      "Come back, come back, it was only a flesh wound"

      After they lost the UNIX IP rights.

  21. There are times... by azav · · Score: 1

    There are times to publicly execute your legal council. This is one of those times.

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    1. Re:There are times... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      There are times to publicly execute your legal council.

      In this case, wouldn't that be an act of seppuku?

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    2. Re:There are times... by azav · · Score: 1

      DOH!

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  22. In other words, play hide the assets by Trekologer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It sounds like they're going to sell their assets off to someone else, leaving SCO as just a shell from which to continue the lawsuits and hide away the assets from future claims against them.

    1. Re:In other words, play hide the assets by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      Exactly - that was my first thought, too.

      I wonder if there's some way IBM/Novell can put a halt to this, arguing that given rulings against SCO, there's a likely chance they'll have to pay up and thus, they shouldn't be allowed to divest any assets of value.

  23. Wait wait wait, hold on a sec... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Funny

    The embattled SCO Group Inc. is proposing to auction off its core products

    SCO actually sells a product?

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:Wait wait wait, hold on a sec... by ericrost · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Wait wait wait, hold on a sec... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they're trying to sell a bill of goods...

    3. Re:Wait wait wait, hold on a sec... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      "Sell" is a bit too strong a word - that implies that someone buys it.

    4. Re:Wait wait wait, hold on a sec... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Psst! Hey...don't tell anyone but you can download a pirated copy here.

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      rediculous.
  24. if no sale, 10% cut in 280K salary by RichMan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ah but if the sale fails to raise sufficient cash the company directors will take a 10% cut in their salaries.

    Is $280k a year a good salary for a CEO of a company that is in bankruptcy and has so far burned through $0.25B of investor capital.

    Oh and there are only 66 employees. I would bet your nearest grocery store is larger than that.

    1. Re:if no sale, 10% cut in 280K salary by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      Wow. Only 66 employees? I wonder how many are actually working on products they sell?

    2. Re:if no sale, 10% cut in 280K salary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Oh and there are only 66 employees. I would bet your nearest grocery store is larger than that.

      Not taking away from the other stuff you said but a 66 employee tech company isn't that small. I mean there is a difference in paying 100 employees minimum wage versus $50k+ tech salaries. I have worked at several companies with as little as 30 employees but they probably made enough money that they could have bought several grocery stores every year.

    3. Re:if no sale, 10% cut in 280K salary by richardbirks · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow. Only 66 employees? I wonder how many are actually working on products they sell?

      I expect most, if not all, of the employees that are capable of finding alternative jobs will be long gone. The remaining 66 are either in golden-handcuffs or are drooling morons.

      Maybe they should produce their own, reality-tv, version of "The Office" to raise extra funds...

    4. Re:if no sale, 10% cut in 280K salary by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Oh and there are only 66 employees. I would bet your nearest grocery store is larger than that.

      Not only that, my nearest grocery store makes more money, has a business plan which doesn't involve suing anyone with the audacity to shop elsewhere and isn't generally viewed within any particular industry as being managed by a deranged, pathetic idiot who in any other business would have been very publicly sacked years ago.

  25. Government Bailout for SCO by dustwun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm actually a little shocked that they haven't requested government financial assistance. It seems to be all the rage for companies with poor products, insane leadership, and failing business models.

    mod this flamebait if you want, it's still true.

    1. Re:Government Bailout for SCO by cc_pirate · · Score: 1

      I bet Orrin Hatch proposes this in the next legislative session.

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    2. Re:Government Bailout for SCO by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      But you have to register as a bank first, just like General Motors did.

    3. Re:Government Bailout for SCO by Leolo · · Score: 1

      While SCO answers to all your acusations, government money in the USA these days seems to be reserved for perpetrators of financial fraud.

  26. SCO funding linux development after all by toxygen01 · · Score: 1

    yeak, they are still not history?

  27. Gotta admire that singularity of 'Jackass' intent. by RyanFenton · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sure - it's a completely idiotic move, according to logic and ethics. But like watching a video of someone trying to badly imitate an episode of Jackass, there's just something odd about watching the single-minded drive towards something one knows is a stupid idea that oddly reinforces something about the human spirit.

    Why? He knows he's marching towards a given horrible set of outcomes (damaging his own interests) - he knows he's mostly doing it to the entertainment of others - he even knows he's hurting those he works with (and seems to like that idea for some reason) - but through sheer will and bravado, he's picking up that damn skateboard, and he's going to jump all that freeway traffic, despite the fact that a little man just knocked his kneecap out of joint two minutes ago with a hammer.

    Human drive can do so much - it can push us so far from reason that it can flip past tragedy back to comedy, even for 'successful' men like Darl. There's a twisted Catharsis in that - a fact about the human condition that we can use our focus towards any end, to just about any extent.

    It reminds us why self-reflection, observing your own life from different perspectives occasionally can be so important too.

    Ryan Fenton

  28. Anything to keep the FUD rolling by redelm · · Score: 1

    As has been very evident, SCO has been stretching this case out as long as it possibly can. It is not interested particularly in winning, just in not losing finally. Frighten away corporations who potentially would use Linux but with the lawsuit have to declare the risk on their SEC 10C filing.

    The only player I can see with the motivation to continue the FUD is Microsoft, but they are probably hanging back since they are still and adjudged monopolist, and could be very severely penalized for interfering with a competitor. But never fear, they have a cloud of dependant VAR they can "motivate" to support SCO with a high-price asset sale.

  29. McUnix by capnkr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO has a market cap of just over $3 million. IIRC, McDonald's Corp is one of their major customers. That $3mil is pocket change for the $66.95 billion market cap McD's Corp.

    What if McDonald's buys SCO? McD's could hire a couple devs (since that is all SCO needs, apparently..) for maintenance and some support personnel, then service their own stores as well as other existing customers. Maybe they'd wind up saving, if not making, some money in a few years. Perhaps give Darl a store to manage...

    Heh. :)

    Point being, with a market cap of only $3mil, SCO and anything they have/own are basically chump change for a real corporation. So, if the judges (have) let this happen, then, and I hate to even think of it, we'll see this zombie keep stumbling forward...

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    1. Re:McUnix by davolfman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Manage? I vote for the grill. Make him brush up on his spanish.

    2. Re:McUnix by FudRucker · · Score: 2, Funny

      McUnix, probably run just as cheap as their hamburgers taste...

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    3. Re:McUnix by j-pimp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What if McDonald's buys SCO? McD's could hire a couple devs (since that is all SCO needs, apparently..) for maintenance and some support personnel, then service their own stores as well as other existing customers. Maybe they'd wind up saving, if not making, some money in a few years. Perhaps give Darl a store to manage...

      SCO has several POS installations. The biggest complaint I heard from my coworkers that has sco experience when I was a unix admin was rebuilding the kernel. Apparently, you had to use some sort of linker to add drivers to the kernel. The second biggest was modern hardware support.

      For B&W POS terminals these things are not concerns. If McDonalds bought all the source code outright, they could probably port everything to another unix in 6 months. A smarter move would be to work out some kind of deal where Sun ended up supporting the POS terminals, and McDonalds ended up getting a share of the profits from SCOs other POS customers. SCO has other POS customers, and McDonalds is not in the POS business. While they probably have some internal IT staff, they might not have any experience managing software developers.

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    4. Re:McUnix by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      Everybody at McDonalds starts on fries. You have to work up to grill.

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    5. Re:McUnix by WaxlyMolding · · Score: 2, Informative

      SCO has a market cap of just over $3 million. IIRC, McDonald's Corp is one of their major customers. That $3mil is pocket change for the $66.95 billion market cap McD's Corp.

      What if McDonald's buys SCO? McD's could hire a couple devs (since that is all SCO needs, apparently..) for maintenance and some support personnel, then service their own stores as well as other existing customers. Maybe they'd wind up saving, if not making, some money in a few years. Perhaps give Darl a store to manage...

      Heh. :)

      Point being, with a market cap of only $3mil, SCO and anything they have/own are basically chump change for a real corporation. So, if the judges (have) let this happen, then, and I hate to even think of it, we'll see this zombie keep stumbling forward...

      The UNIX systems are being replaced (yes, I admit I work at one of the new stores in the US). The new system is NewPOS. http://www.computerweekly.com/Articles/2008/02/14/229409/mcdonalds-takes-epos-system-in-house.htm It's a Windows Server 2003 environment with Windows XP embedded workstations. So I doubt they'd be interested in SCO.

    6. Re:McUnix by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      I have to agree here. Sun is probably a better choice for a buyout, and McD's could be a simple investor. I for one can't believe there is that much hardware that hasn't moved on. Then again, "if it ain't broke..."

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    7. Re:McUnix by renegadesx · · Score: 1

      McDonalds does have some internal developers however the overwhelming share of their IT infastructure is outsourced

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    8. Re:McUnix by dangitman · · Score: 1

      What if McDonald's buys SCO?

      But why would McDonlads buy SCO? They're not in the software business.

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    9. Re:McUnix by ucblockhead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is very likely that if they don't have source code, there is some sort of agreement that holds the source code in escrow in case the company goes out of business. (I worked for a company that did exactly this.) It is also very likely that there are programmers running around that have left SCO who could be hired as contractors. (This is exactly what I did when I left that company...I became a contractor at one of their customers.)

      They would have no need to actually buy SCO and in fact might be better off if SCO went under.

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    10. Re:McUnix by rickb928 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Another possiblity is for McDonald's to buy SCO and then lhave the POS software ported to another platform. There are many, and Solaris might be the winner there.

      Then SCO can truly die.

      ps- This would be very difficult for the bankruptcy judge to turn down. Might be cheaper to McD's than licenses. Would still give ignat money to pursue his stupid suit.

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    11. Re:McUnix by RichardJenkins · · Score: 1

      SCO is hoping the justice system will eat this shit.

      McDonalds customers already...well, you get the idea.

    12. Re:McUnix by dakohli · · Score: 1

      Maybe they'd wind up saving, if not making, some money in a few years. Perhaps give Darl a store to manage...

      Heh. :)

      Point being, with a market cap of only $3mil, SCO and anything they have/own are basically chump change for a real corporation. So, if the judges (have) let this happen, then, and I hate to even think of it, we'll see this zombie keep stumbling forward...

      Well, he would most likely figure he now owned the rights to McD's and sue them for copyright infringment!

    13. Re:McUnix by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Oh gee. You probably don't realize it, but but there is an amazing amount of legacy code still running out there. I mean, you can still run code for burroughs mainframes on modern hardware. We're talking late 50s-early 60s code here. Lots of corporations have the heart and soul of their businesses running old 70s-80s style code on their mainframes. If it ain't broke...

      You should look at the mainframes that are pumping out these days and what they will still run in emulation...its pretty amazing. That's not even counting the stuff like the AS/400 emulators on beige box PC and stuff along those lines. You can find jobs coding in RPG all the time (if you know how to actually code in RPG).

    14. Re:McUnix by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 1

      That $3mil is pocket change for the $66.95 billion market cap McD's Corp.

      The trouble is that McDonald's would also be purchasing all the countersuits. That opens them to some very large liabilities. For example I'm sure IBM would like to be paid in full for all the time their lawyers have put in.

      Rich.

    15. Re:McUnix by Xest · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps give Darl a store to manage..."

      What, and risk having him spend the next 10 years in litigation against the Burger King next door claiming they stole some meat from one of his burgers?

    16. Re:McUnix by Kjella · · Score: 1

      It is very likely that if they don't have source code, there is some sort of agreement that holds the source code in escrow in case the company goes out of business.

      Somehow, those kinds of deals don't seem quite as valuable anymore as I see how long it can take to really, really, REALLY go out of business. By the time you finally get it, you've hopefully switched to something else years ago.

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    17. Re:McUnix by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      The cases that hit the news are rare. Having unfortunately lived through companies going out of business before, often it happens suddenly and obviously.

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    18. Re:McUnix by afabbro · · Score: 1

      SCO has several POS installations. The biggest complaint I heard from my coworkers that has sco experience when I was a unix admin was rebuilding the kernel. Apparently, you had to use some sort of linker to add drivers to the kernel.

      Well, then, they're just going to love make menuconfig!

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    19. Re:McUnix by afabbro · · Score: 1

      Another possiblity is for McDonald's to buy SCO and then lhave the POS software ported to another platform. There are many, and Solaris might be the winner there.

      I truly cannot think of any reason one would choose Solaris over Linux for this application.

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    20. Re:McUnix by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Support. Can't imagine McD would want to self-support.

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    21. Re:McUnix by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      Well, then, they're just going to love make menuconfig!

      I'm not sure if that was sarcasm or not. Both my coworkers with SCO experience mainly dealt with BSD machines, as did I. We were all perfectly comfortable with building linux and bsd kernels. They both talked about SCO kernel kits with great dread.

      Regardless, there's very little need to recompile ones kernel these days. Most distros include everything as a module and most hardware gets autodetected. The problem with SCO, similar to Solaris x86, and windows for that matter was you had to go find all these third party drivers.

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  30. Na man, Na, No Way... by Abuzar · · Score: 0

    ... this can't be the real story, something else must be going on.
    Stuff like this just doesn't happen.
    It can't be all stupidity and ego, right? Something else is afoot.

    Conspiracy theorists... where are you?

  31. Not separable (?) by rebel · · Score: 1

    SCO proposal: split software business from litigation business.

    BUT, doesn't the software side now owe Novell $2,547,817 as of July in unpaid royalties? Would not a suitor of the software business have to assume that liability (and any continuing appeals of that award)?

    1. Re:Not separable (?) by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      No. SCO is still liable for those.

      But they would be liable for any future royalties on product sales, and this would depress the value they are willing to pay for the assets.

  32. So... wait. I'm confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't a court recently decide that SCO doesn't even own the copyright to UNIX? I mean, this case has always been ridiculous, but I'm confused as to how it's still running if SCO doesn't even own the copyright to the code that wasn't put Linux.

  33. Silly question? by ericrost · · Score: 1

    Why does the Open Group stand for this since they are the trademark owner of Unix and one of SCO's major claims is that they "own" the Unix business? Am I missing something fundamental here?

    1. Re:Silly question? by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, your missing the fact that the leadership at SCO are both retarded, and insane.

  34. Isn't filing lawsuits the SCO "core business" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I wasn't aware that SCO did much outside of filing lawsuits. They have allowed their Unix product to atrophy, and their licensing service flopped. It's pretty apparent that SCO amounts to little more than a lawsuit factory.

    1. Re:Isn't filing lawsuits the SCO "core business" ? by Kindaian · · Score: 1

      What i would do would be to phone them and email them asking for price quotes, demos and the like...

      After all i even may find it interesting to know their products... I may even buy them!

  35. dismiss with predjuce? by wfstanle · · Score: 1

    The judge should find a way to dismiss the new case with prejudice so new cases can't be filed.

  36. But then what if they win? by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    If they win, but there's no company left, what do they do then?

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    1. Re:But then what if they win? by armanox · · Score: 1

      They know that they can't win, so that's not a thought path to consider.

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  37. Beyond Horrible. by misterjava66 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Imagine, a company selling off its primary assets to fund a shakedown lawsuit. If this is not proof that america is too litigious, what could be proof. This demonstrates just how sick this sue-for-profit legal system is. If sue-for-profit did not exist, SCO would be off trying make good products now and linux users would have never been intimidated. Sad sad day for our culture to see this continue yet again.

    1. Re:Beyond Horrible. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Imagine, a company selling off its primary assets to fund a shakedown lawsuit. If this is not proof that america is too litigious, what could be proof.

      One case does not prove the system is bad, er that America is too litigious.

      Falcon

    2. Re:Beyond Horrible. by HiThere · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unfortunately, this is not just one case. Though it is near the extreme end in senseless greed. And most similar cases aren't as well financed or pick such prominent targets.

      This is but one of many similar cases. Most you never hear of. Then there's the SLAPP cases. A different category, but another category of cases that prove the same point.

      Civil law is not about justice. I don't know if it ever was, but it clearly isn't now. It's not clear that criminal law is about justice either, but you can find more examples of cases where justice appears to have been done, or at least moderately approximated, in criminal law. You can also find many cases, however, where justice is clearly not the aim.

      Lawyers are interested primarily in following official court procedures to achieve their chosen goals. Sometimes justice may result, but it's rarely the intent. This, unfortunately, applies to DAs as much as to other lawyers.

      E.g., if justice were the intent, then plea bargaining would never be used. That is purely a coercive tactic to scare a possibly innocent person into asserting that they are guilty of a minor crime in order to escape having to prove that they aren't guilty of a major crime. It saves the DA a lot of work, but I can't think that it ever serves justice.

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  38. Re:Gotta admire that singularity of 'Jackass' inte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    say what ? darl is making $300K/yr ... i'd like to see you make that much. how is it damaging his own interests ?

  39. Remaining Assets: by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    - Darl McBride's shirt
    - Millions in debt
    - ...?

    1. Re:Remaining Assets: by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Maybe his kidneys are worth something...

  40. Please don't give McBride any ideas . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    . . . he'd probably try anything.

    He'll have to stand in line behind the porn industry, of course.

    Although, maybe he already got some money from the bank bailout pot. Who knows, since the banks aren't telling the government where it is being spent.

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  41. That would be wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To bad there is no UNIX IP in Linux.

    The 2.0.36 version of the kernel had a bit of FreeBSD code in the network stack with the FreeBSD copyright removed and GPL copyright inserted.

    And RedHat 5 had BSD lpd/lpr code. Without placing 'parts copywrite Berkley' in adverts.

    So to say there is 'NO' UNIX IP in linux isn't quite right.

    4 Billion (or whatever they were suing for) - I'll agree. But with the toxin of IP laws - to say there is no UNIX IP shows your lack of imagination.

    1. Re:That would be wrong by alexborges · · Score: 1

      Okay, lets rephrase it: there is no SCO owned IP in Linux.

      There.

      Happy?

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    2. Re:That would be wrong by RichMan · · Score: 1

      - to say there is no UNIX IP shows your lack of imagination.

      IP is not imaginary.

      A) there really is not such thing as "UNIX IP". Unix is an open standard specification administered by the OpenGroup.

      B) SCO uses the term "UNIX IP" to mean something they own. They own squat.

      C) In the IBM case SCO was required during discovery to produce any claims over Linux that SCO had. SCO at that time claimed to own the core "UNIX IP" without any definition of that. What SCO produced is essentially nothing.

      D) The BSD settlement came to the conclusion that there is pretty much no such thing as any private rights in any code from the original seed Unix through SysV. Basically AT&T had handed it around to many people without copyright notices (when the notice was required).

    3. Re:That would be wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FreeBSD is not a certified UNIX, according to The Open Group, which handles that certification.

    4. Re:That would be wrong by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      to say there is no UNIX IP shows your lack of imagination.

      IP is not imaginary.

      IP is the epitome of imaginary.

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  42. Hmm... how is this any different from... by Forbman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bernie Madoff allegedly stashing millions of dollars in checks in his desk (and who knows where he's stashed all sorts of $$$ in international accounts), getting ready to send it somewhere where the System can't touch it when all is said and done?

    I would really argue that SCO Group should not be allowed to do this, as it is in essence allowing them to transfer assets out of the company so that they cannot be used to pay the company's legal obligations when all is said and done.

    If you or I do it, say, to shelter/shed/disburse assets prior to a divorce settlement, bankruptcy or other judgment action (i.e., we attempt to shed assets after filing for bankruptcy), we get pilloried.

  43. zombies by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    So that's why Darl and the other directors at the last board meeting kept saying, "Brains! brains! We need brains!"

    Maybe they're hoping to get smart by eating brains.

    Actually, unless he gets what he deserves and ends up with Bubba as a cellmate, I bet he and the other directors walk away with millions of dollars in their pockets.

    Falcon

  44. seriosly, would anyone here buy an SCO product? by Rick+Bentley · · Score: 1

    You'd have to be an IT manager who had been living in an ice-cave w/o Internet connection for half a decade to actually want to support these ass-clowns.

    Who is actually buying SCO products at this point? Is it just legacy customers who need ongoing support? Seriously, if a purchase-order to SCO crossed my desk I'd assume it was a practical joke ... and if the person was serious he'd probably end up ostracized by everyone else at the company who can even spell "*nix".

    I mean, some companies are afraid to do anything the least bit controversial for fear of generating backlash from their would-be customers, and these guys go ahead and crap the bed in the middle of the entire industry -- yet they are still doing 8-figures a year in sales. http://finance.yahoo.com/q/is?s=scoxq.pk.

    Who's buying their stuff?

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    1. Re:seriosly, would anyone here buy an SCO product? by peragrin · · Score: 1

      At the time this mess started SCO's Unix was losing 50% of it's value every two years. When dark started it was worth maybe 6million. It should be worth about a million however it is so far out of date that it doesn't support current tech. The only use it has is legacy support and even that is rapidly shrinking. It has been years since any kind of real update has taken place. Most of it has been FOSS package updates.

      My only hope is that they make dark pay back every dollar he earned as SCO CEO.

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    2. Re:seriosly, would anyone here buy an SCO product? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You'd have to be an IT manager who had been living in an ice-cave w/o Internet connection for half a decade to actually want to support these ass-clowns.

      Either that or an IT manager who already blew a shitload of money into SCO snakeoil and now sees his ass hanging in it because he doesn't really look forwards to explaining to shareholders and other execs why he blew that load of money into a snakeoil well. You see, throwing good money after bad can be a good idea when it's

      a) your neck in the noose and
      b) not really your own money.

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    3. Re:seriosly, would anyone here buy an SCO product? by 1mck · · Score: 1

      They must be purchasing it themselves from shell companies to make it look like it's viable. It's never been about winning, but making as much money off of this thing as possible. If they did win, then that would be a bonus, but only if the courts screwed up. He's a genius for being able to make it this long, and still get paid, but that's it. He's a total asshole, and a thief!

  45. The post misses the point by technomom · · Score: 1

    Darl doesn't have any illusions that SCO will win.
    Darl and the SCOites are trying to prevent the few pieces of SCO's value (it's product lines) from falling into IBM and Novell's hands.

    The idea is to leave SCO an empty shell so that its creditors end up with nothing.

  46. Giving up pretense by sjames · · Score: 3, Interesting

    SO, SCO wishes to give up any pretense of doing anything productive at all now or ever again so they can divy up the only remaining value amongst the lawyers and executives and have nothing left to pay their creditors. It sounds like they've also given up all but the slimmest pretense of even attempting to provide ROI for their stockholders.

  47. I had to look that up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    For others unversed in US law,
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delaware_corporation

    (appropriate captcha: surreal)

  48. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm one of the very few people on the planet who sides with SCO.

    1. Re:So what? by jamstar7 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, shut up, Darl.

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    2. Re:So what? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      I was going to ask if it was St Jude, but I think even St Jude says SCO is doomed now.

  49. should IBM buy SCO? by falconwolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps IBM could buy them and write itself an unconditional irrevokable retroactive perpetual license to the products. And release them under GPLv3...

    That would be terrible, least of all for IBM. Between IBM and Novell SCO is on the ropes and it should die. Actually I think an IBM buyout may of been in Darl McBride's and other's mind when they filed their lawsuit against IBM, hoping IBM would offer to buy SCO.

    Falcon

    1. Re:should IBM buy SCO? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I didn't mean they should buy out SCO.. I meant they could bid on SCO's auction of their products.

      Once IBM owns their products, they can now license the IP to themselves.

    2. Re:should IBM buy SCO? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I didn't mean they should buy out SCO.. I meant they could bid on SCO's auction of their products.

      The thing is though is that if IBM were to bid it would drive up the cost, and it's not even SCO that owns the Unix IP. Novell does, SCO only had the right to sell Unix licenses. SCO was supposed to pay Novell then Novell would pay SCO back, I think it was a 6% commission.

      SCO doesn't really own anything to sell to IBM.

      Falcon

    3. Re:should IBM buy SCO? by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      And sue the SCO

    4. Re:should IBM buy SCO? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      The thing is though is that if IBM were to bid it would drive up the cost, and it's not even SCO that owns the Unix IP. Novell does, SCO only had the right to sell Unix licenses. SCO was supposed to pay Novell then Novell would pay SCO back, I think it was a 6% commission.

      The whole basis of their lawsuits against IBM is from the fact that SCO claims to own the UNIX IP.

      They even tried to charge Novell with slander of title when Novell indicated they hadn't transferred copyrights to SCO and attempted to give IBM a breather.

      If SCO claims to own the IP, and they submit as plan in their bankruptcy proceeding to sell off their products, then they wind up having to sell that too...

    5. Re:should IBM buy SCO? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      The whole basis of their lawsuits against IBM is from the fact that SCO claims to own the UNIX IP.

      Yes SCO claims it but they do not own it. Judge Dale Kimball even ruled Novell owned Unix IP. That was an old link, from 10 August 2007. So here's one from 16 July 2008, Ruling: SCO owes Novell $2.54 million from SCO-Sun SVRX deal.

      Falcon

  50. Assets? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    But isn't the validity of those assets hinging on the outcome of the suit?

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  51. Boycott anyone? by quibbler · · Score: 1

    Thats corporate speak for "we're going to change the name of our stuff so SCO haters don't know they're buying SCO". This guy needs to go down in history appropriately for destroying SCO.

    I'd really appreciate an ongoing list during this process so that we know what clever new names the software is marketed under so that we can all boycott anything software-formerly-known-as-SCO.

    1. Re:Boycott anyone? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      If you just avoid anything that horrible trash, you're probably safe.

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  52. Re:It's all the fancy underwear they wear in UT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, all the transcendental underpants?

  53. It's the other way around: by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SCO is not selling its main core business and people. The main core and people (that's: SCO) are separating themselves from the sinking ship of McBride and his obsessive lawsuit disorder.

    That's the problem with leaders with a strong reality: When they're wrong, it takes a looong time for people to realize this and move away. And it takes an even longer time, for them to realize it themselves. This is, because such a strong self-induced confidence has the risk of becoming delusional.
    A delusion can only exist for that long, if the person has built a very rigid and interconnected system of values, where everything depends on everything else. So he can't pull that one thing, without destroying everything else in the process, causing his whole reality to break down. A state that equivalent to death for the human mind.
    Even followers can suffer from this effect.

    McBride now has a strong neurosis, forcing him to go 'till the very end... unless someone offers him a way out, that lets him keep his reality. Or to be more exact: His self-acceptance of being good and right in what he does and did. It's either that, or a deathlike experience.

    If anyone who knows him personally reads this: Give him that way out. Offer him a way, that lets him go up in self-respect when follows it. And you will see this whole obsession, all the lawsuits, and his whole way of acting go away in a blink of an eye. He will suddenly be Ok with saying that all what he did was not the best thing to do. But he will have a reason that this is Ok for him anyway.

    By any means: Do not put more pressure upon him. He will only fight harder. Remember: His other choice is death(like). So he will oppose you up to that level. Ok... except if you're really evil and actually want that to happen. ;) But then, how would you still be better than him??

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  54. Re:Wow. LINUX Enthusiasts - Get together, BUY SCO by postofreason · · Score: 1

    Darl is going to make out just fine. Microsoft will underwrite his FUD campaign by paying multiple times the value of the assetts. The solution? LINUX Enthusiasts - Get together, and BUY SCO.

  55. What assets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What assets? The chair and building?

              SCO UNIX is obsolete. They cut development years ago to fuel this lawsuit.. (actually it might have been pretty stagnant before that but I'm not sure.) They just got thread support in 2005!

              SCO UNIX has no advantage over other UNIXes other than simple inertia. People already using SCO didn't switch because they already were using it and there was no reason to switch.

              SCO threatened and/or sued their remaining customers (to push them into paying that bogus Linux licensing fee). Oh those customers above who didn't switch? Well, actually some did.. after all, who would keep buying a product from a company who is threatening and sueing their own customers, when you were buying that product to begin with just due to simple inertia?

              And has been shown in court, SCO doesn't have any "valuable IP" or whatever.

              In conclusion, if SCO is selling assets to keep going, I conclude they will be selling the office furniture, they don't have anything else of value.

    1. Re:What assets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I don't get is this. Even if, by some far-reaching chance, SCO won a lawsuit against Novell, would they even make enough money to recoup all their losses up to this point?

  56. Aaaa Lawyers ... by giorgist · · Score: 1

    Aaaa Lawyers ... sure, sell off bits to stay in the pay. Then they can keep feeding on the carcass.

  57. Shouldn't there be a shareholder lawsuit? by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where is the shareholder lawsuit? Lots of people were buying right after they announced the lawsuit -- the share price hit more than $20 a share. Shouldn't there be a bunch of pissed off people with pitchforks and torches?

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    1. Re:Shouldn't there be a shareholder lawsuit? by ucblockhead · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Honestly, having spent a lot on the SCO yahoo finance board (and having made a good bit of change shorting SCO stock) I can say that the willful ignorance on the part of a lot of SCO investors about the strength of the case was mind boggling. Most of those investors deserved the losses they suffered.

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  58. Re:Gotta admire that singularity of 'Jackass' inte by compro01 · · Score: 1

    Damaging his interests? It's in his interest to keep this zombie corp running as long as possible to keep collecting his salary.

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  59. Hey PJ! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    your placing of Groklaw into archival mode was maybe a bit premature.

    1. Re:Hey PJ! by DF5JT · · Score: 1

      There is no PJ.

    2. Re:Hey PJ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [citation needed]

  60. Could It Backfire? by maz2331 · · Score: 1

    The question here is whether or not the bankruptcy court will accept this proposal or simply force SCO into an involuntary Chapter 7 liquidation. BK courts do everything possible to make a potentially viable business emerge at the end of a Chapter 11 case, but if there's no viability the court can on its own motion or on the motion of creditors simply liquidate the whole thing.

    1. Re:Could It Backfire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'm seeing this as a hint to the judge to convert this, involuntarily on SCOs part, to a Chapter 7 filing. There isn't a viable company to bring out of the 11 status and won't ever really be one at this point, apparently.

  61. You've got to understand what Darl is doing by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO's lawyers include Darl's brother, Kevin. Turning SCO's assets into legal fees gets the money out of the company and into the family. At present SCO is dead in the water like a floating wreck. It still has some value on board. This strategy converts some of that into cash which can be trans-shipped into the family as legal fees.

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    1. Re:You've got to understand what Darl is doing by emjoi_gently · · Score: 1

      Thank you. That makes sense. Asset stripping, then money laundering.

    2. Re:You've got to understand what Darl is doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . Turning SCO's assets into legal fees gets the money out of the company and into the family. .....trans-shipped into the family as legal fees.

      that is absolutely correct and has been the whole point of this fiasco from day one - with the unlikely other possibility of getting a settlement.
      Guys like these will do anything to keep money rolling in and their income exceeds ours by many many fold - they are successful.
      so they are laughing all the way to the bank.
      If the system was correctly structured they would be in jail - but it isn't and they will go on and on and on....
      Some seem to think that challenging them in the courts 'showed them how fooolish they are' - but that completely missed the point that they are in the business of getting rich and that is all. So they win - even if they lose.

    3. Re:You've got to understand what Darl is doing by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      If he is so obviously running the company into the ground then cant the shareholders sue him?

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    4. Re:You've got to understand what Darl is doing by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      not if the largest stock holder is a front for a certain company, who I will not name, that is the true force behind this entire litigation battle.

  62. Re:Gotta admire that singularity of 'Jackass' inte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darl just issued a statement: Hey y'all, watch this!

  63. WTF by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

    These idiots are still around now that M$ isn't funding them and Novell is winning? What, exactly, is this CEO's reasoning?

    What are they even suing over at this point? We've already established that Novell owns UNIX, so what else is there to sue over?

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  64. What are the assets? by Conficio · · Score: 1

    What are the assets of SCO?

    Well, at best a list of customers that have not found the time/money/energy to replace SCO Unix. Because, for years it is clear that maintaining it will be paid dearly because of all those external cost for a major law suite.

    Now the company is unable to pay its debtors, so there is not capital that might go with the "assets" when sold. This means the new investor will milk the old customer base for ongoing support. SCO users beware.

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  65. you mean charcoal ?? by wwwillem · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When was the last time you saw a real grill at McDonalds?

    So your phrase should be "You have to work up to microwave".

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    1. Re:you mean charcoal ?? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >When was the last time you saw a real grill at McDonalds?

      That would be Friday, Jan. 9. They have a "clam grill". Picture a George Foreman Grill, but huge. They use microwaves, but not for the burgers. The burgers are beef, too. Think about this for one second: Their volume is so high, the cheapest route is to simply buy market beef. Any extra process adds overhead, making it cheaper to simply buy market beef.

      McDonald's isn't "good" mind you, but they are nowhere near as bad as they are demonized to be. I guess they just make a good target for whatever you'd like to direct at some giant corporate entity.

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  66. Anonymous Coward. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is M$ still trying to restart this again?

  67. Re:Wow. LINUX Enthusiasts - Get together, BUY SCO by neomunk · · Score: 1

    I've got $5 on it!

  68. Litigants in a line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Queue incoming litigation against Balmer for the concept of 'throwing chairs' in 3... 2... 1...

    Queue? Are you putting the litigants in a line?

    I think you mean "Cue".

    1. Re:Litigants in a line? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      We get them all lined up, it'll be that much easier to shoot them & save ammo.

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  69. He just won't quit by MpVpRb · · Score: 1

    He's dead

    Everybody knows he's dead

    But he fights on

    Even though I profoundly despise everything about him, I ever so slightly admire his determination.

    Or...is it just delusional fixation?

  70. definition please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you say POS do you mean Point-of-Sale, or a more vulgar but appropriate meaning?

    1. Re:definition please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to admit that until I read this post I had assumed the vulgar and did think it to be rather overkill.

  71. SCO Speak translation: by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    'We believe there's value in these assets and in order for the business to move forward it's imperative we separate it from our legal claims and we allow our products business to move forward,'

    Nobody wants to buy any of our stuff since we started trying to sue over other peoples work that we gave away.

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  72. Re:Wow. LINUX Enthusiasts - Get together, BUY SCO by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Nobody's going to buy SCOX.pk. They would also be buying the liabilities in the IBM lawsuit, and probably the debt to Novell. Particular assets might be bought. But SCOX.pk doesn't seem to own very much of value to anyone. (I think their estimates of what the assets are worth is grossly inflated. If anyone pays that much it's probably worth investigating why.)

    In particular, they can't transfer their ownership in rights to System V without Novell's consent. (And those rights are already very limited.) This basically means that they can't sell the right to sell working versions of the code that they've added to System V, as that requires the right to also sell System V which Novell has to approve the transfer of. (And which SCOX.pk is also likely to lose the right to. I'm sure this is sufficient grounds for Novell to cancel their agency agreement with SCOX.)

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  73. Sco has products? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I never knew. I just thought they were patent trolls.

  74. america is too litigious by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    I don't particularly like some of the lawsuits I've seen myself but I would not change the system to make it harder to sue. I was involved in a civil lawsuit myself, as the plaintiff. I didn't hire the attorneys or file the lawsuit. I was in a coma when my family hired an attorney. See, as a college student after my classes one day I was hit by a moving van while riding my bike. Not counting the tyme I spent in therapy, I was in therapy for more than year when I had to quit because I couldn't afford it, my medical bills came to more than $120,000. Now if my family couldn't have filed the lawsuit we would have been stuck paying. And I now have a permanent disability, I survived a Traumatic Brain Injury or TBI. In college I was a Computer Engineering major but I can no longer do that, or pretty much any other type of fulltime employment. As the page linked to above says, "Memory mood and fatigue are common complaints of brain injury patients."

    Falcon

  75. An elegant solution by drolli · · Score: 1

    It allows the parts of th companies actually producing something to be decoupled of the last attempts to somehow win some trial somewhere.

  76. Re:Wow. Just wow. - no, it makes perfect sense by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    What Darl is doing makes perfect sense. First you must remember that scox was about to go belly-up before the scam. Scox has never been profitable. If not for the scam, scox would have been bankrupt years ago.

    Thanks to all of that money from msft, Darl is taking in about $200K a year, and his brother is making even more. Not bad for small-time Utah scammers.

  77. If the US had had single payer ... by crovira · · Score: 1

    universal health care, you wouldn't have had to sue anyone.

    The only people who won in your case are the lawyers on both sides.

    You got shuffled around while the insurance tried to outlast you.

    You're still around so you won a little, the insurance company just ratcheted up everybody else's coverage costs so everybody else lost.

    But you're the one who's stuck with the infirmity. You have my heart felt sympathy.

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    1. Re:If the US had had single payer ... by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      universal health care, you wouldn't have had to sue anyone.

      Yea, instead of the guilty party being held responsible tax payers would be. Because my family was able to sue the guilty party they were made to pay. That's another thing I would not change, personal or in my case the employer's responsibility. Instead of people taking personal responsibility they want a nanny state. And another person talking about socialized medicine. Prior to my accident, except for smoking, I tried to live a healthy lifestyle. Other than tobacco, which because I smoke I'm quite willing to pay more for health insurance, I ate organic health food and exercised daily. When I had my accident, as I said before I was riding my bike when I was hit, I rode my bike at least 200 mile a week. I also practiced dance, modern and jazz for the stage, and kung fu. Having done so I see no reason I should have to pay more for health insurance because of those who do not take care of themselves. There's no reason I should have to be made to pay someone else's health bills because they ate junk food or otherwise did not take care of themselves.

      You got shuffled around while the insurance tried to outlast you.

      Wow, you know all about my case? I guess not as you're wrong. Not only did the lawsuit not go to a jury, the insurance company actually made an offer, which we accepted, to settle the case. Because the person who hit me was working while driving a company vehicle their insurance decided to offer the full amount the employer was insured for. Personally I believe they should have paid more but my attorneys didn't think we could have gotten more if the case went to trial.

      But you're the one who's stuck with the infirmity. You have my heart felt sympathy.

      Thanks.

      Falcon

  78. DStick a fork in Darl, its done... by crovira · · Score: 1

    Man, he must be Hitler's reincarnation here for its punishment, 'cause his karma's got to be worth as much as a Zimbabwean dollar.

    Can you imagine being so morally and fiscally bankrupt that all you have to hang on to is a law suit that you have about as much chance of winning as you do of walking on the moon, by walking TO the moon.

    That must really suck.

    In fact I'd pay him off in Zimbabwean dollars, the only currency not even backed by its country's leader's gold fillings.

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    1. Re:DStick a fork in Darl, its done... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Darl is probably personally taking much more money home than most of us, so of course he's gonna continue as long as he can.

      I bet SCO aren't really selling their assets on an open-market basis. They're far more likely to be selling them to another corporate branch of their holding company at a knock-down price, so that the holding company gets to keep SCO's few remaining assets yet SCO can go bankrupt and screw their debtors.

      The only good thing about this is that probably most of their debts are to the same greedy lawyers that have been dragging this case out as long as they can.

  79. Isn't that like selling your car to buy gas? by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    Of course Monty Python and the knight that loses all of it's limbs comes to mind as well.

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  80. Professional guild by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The law is unjustly lenient in cases like this precisely because it is being abused by lawyers, and most laws are written by lawyers. I don't know anyone else who could write them, but it creates an inherent bias in favor of those acts that lawyers perform and others don't. And in favor of those acts that people who hire lawyers perform and others don't.

    Lawyers will tend to work with other lawyers because they are both... lawyers. They are part of a guild, a professional brotherhood, united by common experience and training. Whether this is a bad thing is a matter of opinion, but it's a reality shared among lawyers, and any other professional group.

    Think about it; when you start talking about firewalls, routing tables, and process management, are you going to consider the input of somebody who is clueless about such things over somebody who knows the difference between a default deny firewall and a NAT firewall?

    And to every non-techie person who has to try to work with you, aren't you going to seem a bit, eh, elitist when you pay close attention to an arsehole who is speaking intelligently while ignoring the non-techies, who use words like "series of tubes" to describe technical details?

    This isn't an issue with lawyers, it's an issue with all of mankind. Doctors listen to other doctors and ignore "lay folk". So do IT/techies, contractors, politicians, lawyers, accountants, mechanics, engineers, architects, scientists, and pilots. A techie thinks the technically insecure doctor is an idiot for not installing an anti-virus or doing backups. The doctor thinks an unhealthy techie is an idiot for not losing weight and quitting smoking.

    Welcome to life, folks. You cast the shadow you leave behind. It's OK - it's just humanity, each making judgments according to their own experience!

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    1. Re:Professional guild by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I generally agree with you. I'm just pointing out how, in this kind of case, it results in gross lack of justice.

      P.S.: The doctor who lectures you about being overweight is, himself, likely to be overweight. This doesn't mean he's wrong, it means that it's a hard problem with no easy answers. Very few people are able to keep off any weight they loose. There's a national registry (U.S.) for those who are successful. That's how few are successful. (I know someone who's on the national registry. She finds it a continued effort to remain qualified.)

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    2. Re:Professional guild by HiThere · · Score: 1

      P.S.: Sorry about confusing "loose" and "lose". I didn't catch it until the 3rd reading.

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    3. Re:Professional guild by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      ... and as a tech weenie extraordinaire, it's not uncommon for me to run pretty loose firewall rules, or use a computer without current patches. Example: I still use Windows 2000 in a controlled, production environment, which was EOL'd a while back.

      How is that different?

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    4. Re:Professional guild by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem being that lawyers write laws on subjects they do not understand (like medicine, computers, architecture, accounts, politics, etc...)
      and then make the people they apply to use the lawyers interpretation of what the law means?

  81. O_O by amoralyrr · · Score: 1

    What are they smoking? I wanna get such shit.

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  82. Is this allowed? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    Isn't there some sort of responsibility to the shareholders and minimum due care in running a company. I mean we all know that it is a Microsoft funded whip to spread FUD against Linux rather than a real business, but surely they must be breaking some law.

  83. What assets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm serious here, what assets do they have? They don't actually own the UNIX code as they claimed. Novell still holds ownership. So what do they have of value to actually sell? Or do they plan to sell stuff they don't actually own?

  84. CRIPES... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    McBride - no one cares about your company and it's crap products. You LOST - ENOUGH ALREADY.

  85. Overflow by cpghost · · Score: 1

    I predict SCO stocks will reach a new low of -$1 a share.

    That would be $0xffffffff, and even $0xffffffffffffffff for the new 64-bit SCO. Enough to keep the frivolous lawsuits going for a while...

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  86. Re: Another opportunity for Darl by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

    Maybe he should go to work for some other company where they hire executives with experience in throwing chairs...

  87. At least Darl still has value! by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    The judge should throw the case out, and sentence Darl to pay all costs by doing what he could do best-- getting paid to be a crash test dummy.

  88. IBM? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Couldn't IBM make this problem go away, completely and forever, simply by buying these so-called products and then open sourcing them? Wouldn't that make SCO's claims all but pointless in anything but an academic setting?

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  89. XXX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a tool.

  90. Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this really still going on? - Jesus.. let it go already.