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When Hacked PCs Self-Destruct

An anonymous reader writes "From The Washington Post's Security Fix blog comes a tale that should make any Windows home user or system admin cringe. It seems the latest version of the Zeus Trojan ships with a command that will tell all infected systems to self-destruct. From the piece: 'Most security experts will tell you that while this so-called "nuclear option" is an available feature in some malware, it is hardly ever used. Disabling infected systems is counterproductive for attackers, who generally focus on hoovering as much personal and financial data as they can from the PCs they control. But try telling that to Roman Hüssy, a 21-year-old Swiss information technology expert, who last month witnessed a collection of more than 100,000 hacked Microsoft Windows systems tearing themselves apart at the command of their cyber criminal overlords.'"

418 comments

  1. I witnessed it too! by fractalVisionz · · Score: 4, Funny

    It looks like slashdot was taken down by the self destruct too!

    1. Re:I witnessed it too! by davidphogan74 · · Score: 1

      Or hackers on steroids. The Internet just gets scarier by the day.

    2. Re:I witnessed it too! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Who needs hackers? When Slashdot links to the Washington Post, self-destruction is imminent.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    3. Re:I witnessed it too! by arndawg · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should get a dog to protect you from these steroid infected hackers.

    4. Re:I witnessed it too! by kingcobra0128 · · Score: 0

      Hmmm Computers have arms now I must of missed installing them :P "tearing themselves apart "

  2. Remember... by Archaemic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hackers can turn your home computer INTO A BOMB

    1. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The article is slashdotted right now: are these malware authors calling the Windows self-destruct function, or did they roll their own?

    2. Re:Remember... by Killer+Orca · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great, between this and the looming threat of wireless routers, http://miscellanea.wellingtongrey.net/2007/05/27/the-truth-about-wireless-devices/ we're all doomed.

    3. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or maybe off-topic parroting of old jokes is considered lame

    4. Re:Remember... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 4, Funny
      --
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      Be yourself no matter what they say
    5. Re:Remember... by TrebleMaker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hackers can turn your home computer INTO A BOMB

      Yeah, let's see MacGyver do THAT!

      --
      In Soviet Russia a beowulf cluster of these things imagines you welcoming your new, neural-network overlords.
    6. Re:Remember... by supernova_hq · · Score: 4, Funny

      With all the capacitors in your computer, especially if you count the PS, there is more than enough material in a computer to make a decent bomb.

    7. Re:Remember... by Razalhague · · Score: 5, Funny

      Meh, MacGyver uses local exploits. It's a completely different matter to do it remotely.

    8. Re:Remember... by rapidmax · · Score: 4, Funny

      C'mon, they'll never use that feature, that would destrNO CARRIER

    9. Re:Remember... by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think they're infinging one of Dell's patents.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    10. Re:Remember... by aetherworld · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, telling people that hackers really can turn your computer into a bomb wasn't that bad an idea. At least people feared that possibility.

      Try telling a Windows user who hasn't updated his browser in almost 8 years that evil script kiddies can turn his machine into a spam relay. They won't care because they don't know what it means and what the implications are.

      I'm speaking from experience here...

    11. Re:Remember... by fredrik70 · · Score: 5, Funny

      OMG, that looks exactly like my wifi router back home! and my gf is working from home today!

      noes!

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    12. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    13. Re:Remember... by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 1

      Probably not, but they could make it hack at your neck with the CD tray.

    14. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whereas with Apple man it was like Apple man that like man turned the computer man into a fire hazard man!

    15. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish it would blow away all those clueless windoze lusers...

    16. Re:Remember... by Shamenaught · · Score: 5, Funny

      Given the amount of porno on this machine, that'd be a dirty bomb :-O

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      mysql> SELECT * FROM `places` WHERE `place` LIKE 'home`; Empty set (0.00 sec)
    17. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not DELL's patent, they just licensed it from Sony, just like Apple did.

    18. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you Die Hard 4.0...

    19. Re:Remember... by WaZiX · · Score: 2, Funny

      OMG, that looks exactly like my wifi router back home! and my gf is working from home today!

      noes!

      It's ok... now you'll finally fit in with the /. crowd!

    20. Re:Remember... by rhyder128k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Am I the only one who thought, "I'd RATHER that malware corrupted a Windows installation than it sat there, harvesting data"?

      --
      Michael Reed, freelance tech writer.
    21. Re:Remember... by ecotax · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Am I the only one who thought, "I'd RATHER that malware corrupted a Windows installation than it sat there, harvesting data"?

      No, but after reading the article I understand that a use case for this feature is: first harvest data, then win additional time to abuse this data by disabling the computer.

      --
      "Money is a sign of poverty." - Iain Banks
    22. Re:Remember... by confused+one · · Score: 2, Informative

      You keep using that word. I do not think this word mean what you think it means.

      The caps and the burning circuit board do not meet mydefinition of bomb. Macgyver abhored violence, but, in an emergency, if I were thinking like Macgyver, in addition to the computer you'd some steel wool, ammonia, and some... yeah, that'll do...

    23. Re:Remember... by confused+one · · Score: 1

      telling them script kiddies can turn it into a spam relay is lame. Tell them that the script kiddies can steal their bank account and tax information. The thought of having their accounts wiped out and their credit trashed is usually sufficiently scary.

    24. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no. Oh well, look on the bright side...you'll be a bachelor again ;)

    25. Re:Remember... by cptnapalm · · Score: 1

      On a non-tech note, when working at a bookstore, which had a discount card, I had loads of people say no thanks when it would have paid for itself that day *and* given them back $50, right then and there. People can be remarkably stupid.

    26. Re:Remember... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if he's already installed Linux on his girlfriend.

    27. Re:Remember... by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yep, that would certainly be one use but my guess is they got a tip off that someone was close to indentifying them. Ever since I was stung by a dialer in the nineties I've always wondered about the impunity these guys seem to operate with. I used to think it was because nobody knew/cared but they cannot do this shit unless they also have friends in high places, especially telco places.

      I told the phone company all about the dialer and that I knew it was my teenage son clicking porn links, their response was basically sorry but have already paid the $300 to the Russian telco who has already paid it to the 1900 number, if you don't pay us the $300 we will not only cut you off but will alert other vendors to your unpaid bills. I told them to go ask the Russians for their money back due to obvious and traceable fraud, they cut me off, I paid, we kissed and made up.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    28. Re:Remember... by bkpark · · Score: 1

      No, but after reading the article I understand that a use case for this feature is: first harvest data, then win additional time to abuse this data by disabling the computer.

      I don't think it works that way. If they wanted to keep using the same virus/trojan, then maybe as my sibling poster says, destroying itself might work (but then, probably not—whoever is trying to come up with a solution probably has a quarantined copy somewhere).

      The moment the malware makes itself known (for example, by making the computer unusable) is the moment when the victim can take some action to protect his private data, alert credit card companies and credit record agencies. He doesn't need a personal computer to do that, you know (when worse comes to worst (i.e. no friend's computer to use, etc.), there's always the good ol' phone book and a payphone).

      A cracker's primary goal should be in avoiding detection. Once detected, that goal should be in providing some plausible alternatives, hoping that the victim will delay any drastic action. Destroying the computer goes against that, and it's nothing but a vindictive action with no actual financial gain.

    29. Re:Remember... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Only if he's already installed Linux on his girlfriend.

      KDE or Gnome?

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    30. Re:Remember... by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only if you piss on it. You really need that urea to finish the explosives.

      how many people will stand up and piss all over the computer just because a pop-up tells them to?

      "Stand up and pee into your computer and enter to win $1,000,000!!!!!!"

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      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    31. Re:Remember... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Thanks for that. The guy in the picture in that article looks just like the "Desktop Support Coordinator" at the University I used to work for.

      I like the part where it says "Instead of blowing up a single plane, these groups will be able to patch into the central computer of a large airline and blow up hundreds of planes at once!" [emphasis mine]

      Anyway, the "desktop support coordinator" actually told me once that when I unplug my laptop from ethernet at night I should do so at the wall instead of at the laptop (leaving the cable plugged into the wall) because it (I swear this is true) "wastes bandwidth".

      I wanted to ask him if that was because all the bits would run out of the unplugged end of the cable and onto the floor but I just couldn't do it because he had such an earnest and absolutely convinced look on his face. At the time I was just a lecturer and I'm sure he was making twice my salary (this was before the Univ. figured out that they could just pay work-study students 6 bucks an hour to do desktop support (but after they'd figured out they could pay post-docs 7 bucks an hour to teach undergrads).

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    32. Re:Remember... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're thinking about desktops - what about all of those laptops with Sony batteries?

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    33. Re:Remember... by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Funny

      KDE of course. Gnome is slick but it tends to do what it wants instead of what you want. As a fine Linux user named Linus once said, Gnome eventually treats you like an idiot.

      So it's KDE of course. You might miss on the looks a little but at least you can convince her to do some things she wouldn't normally want to do. And if the looks are really that bad, just install a theme (boob job) and don't look back.

    34. Re:Remember... by berzerke · · Score: 4, Informative

      how many people will stand up and piss all over the computer just because a pop-up tells them to?

      I think I've got five users that probably would. Seriously.

    35. Re:Remember... by berzerke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...The moment the malware makes itself known (for example, by making the computer unusable) is the moment when the victim can take some action to protect his private data, alert credit card companies and credit record agencies...

      This assumes of course that the victim will make the leap in logic that it was malware that did it and not bad hardware, or a mistake on their part. Those who get infected in the first place are far less likely to know enough to make the connection. Therefore, it probably would buy some time. Whether the time is worth the cost of losing a zombie is another story though...

    36. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^^This message brought to you by the Department of Homeland Security, the Patriot Act, and FISA.

      I can see the new scareganda posters now:

      Some person visiting a friend or neighbor's home... They see a powered on PC plugged into a communications line and no one using it... The subtext reads: "Would you know who to call if you saw a potential broadband IED? Hotline: 1-866-347-2423"

    37. Re:Remember... by furby076 · · Score: 1

      WHich means they are terrorists. If we had Bush here we could pre-emptively strike some geeks home to prevent them from doing this!

      --

      I do not support "The Man". I also do not support your irrational stupidity
    38. Re:Remember... by v1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The caps and the burning circuit board do not meet mydefinition of bomb

      You've obviously never had to "clean out the confetti" in a computer or power supply...

      --
      I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
    39. Re:Remember... by eeek77 · · Score: 1

      Jack Bauer's done it with a PDA.

    40. Re:Remember... by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it is indeed a good deal, both B&N and FYE (not a bookstore, but they offer a card) have good cards, but I only buy something from either store twice a year, so it's not worth having to deal with it.

    41. Re:Remember... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem with KDE is that even with themes she'll still look like she's trying to be someone else. Seriously, I can pick out a KDE desktop nine times out of ten just because it looks like someone's running StyleXP on Windows.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    42. Re:Remember... by CSHARP123 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't worry. I know where your house is. I am not doing anything and I don't have a GF so I will take care of her.

    43. Re:Remember... by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      And they will do it for free. No $1,000,000 needed.

    44. Re:Remember... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Funny

      I did that once, with a journaling file system, and now, my girlfriend never goes down on me ... ever! I like the stability of the relationship, but I seem to miss something.

      I think I'm going to get one of those Windows Girlfriends.

      --
      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
    45. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wait, so let me get this straight: your son installed a dialer on your computer while he was unsupervised, but somehow it is the phone company's fault you were charged for it? I'm sorry, but that is one of the major things that is wrong with society. Nobody can take the blame for their own or their charges actions (yes, you child is your responsibility). It's not the phone company's responsibility to filter all outgoing calls automatically. It's not the phone company's responsibility to supervise your son's porn surfing. What you do in this instance is ground your kid or make him pay you back $300 if he is old enough to work, you don't bitch at the phone company for it.

    46. Re:Remember... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I know double-replying is bad form, but Linux uses GNOME again because KDE 4's launch was stupid (read: ineptly managed) and everyone and their mom has had to abandon KDE 3 because all the development has moved on. I guess GNOME treats you like an idiot, and KDE treats you like an asshole.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    47. Re:Remember... by KatchooNJ · · Score: 1

      LMAO! I remember when that was on the store shelves... I almost died laughing.

      http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/42e23aa3/63ed627e

      Too funny!

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      "Never give up, for that is just the time and place when the tide will change." -Harriet Beecher Stowe ^_^
    48. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With all the capacitors in your computer, especially if you count the PS, there is more than enough material in a computer to make a decent bomb.

      Well said, reverse polarity + PS caps = Decent D1rty b0mb.

    49. Re:Remember... by geckipede · · Score: 1

      but only on hardware that implements Halt and Catch Fire

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halt_and_Catch_Fire

    50. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Your own example doesn't support your conclusion. The telco simply went after the most likely method to retrieve the money. Their chances of getting money back from the Russian telco were essentially Nil. Their chances of getting you to pay it were very good. Which you proved by paying them, just like most customers.

      Is it "right"? No. It's just like 'identity theft' which is a bullshit term that puts litgation responsibility on a customer, rather than on the company that was defrauded by a con artist. The customer should not be involved beyond confirming that it was not in fact themselves who made the transaction.

      Telcos and other businesses are not courts -- they are not interested in "right". They are driven by the laws of capitalism that pays their shareholders, period. They can and will do everything that is not both illegal and enforced by law agencies. It has nothing to do with crackers having 'friends in high places' with telcos.

    51. Re:Remember... by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Only if it's *good* porn.

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      What a depressingly stupid machine.
    52. Re:Remember... by Darby · · Score: 1

      .People can be remarkably stupid.

      Alternatively, some people value control of their own private personal information at some value above $0.00 and so it wouldn't really have paid off for them at all.

    53. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll tell you how next on Fox News after these commercials.

    54. Re:Remember... by el_gordo101 · · Score: 1

      To me, it is worth not receiving that $50 in order to stay of off the bookstore's spam/junk-mail/telemarketer/whatever list, especially if they were to sell that info to some third-party marketer. I'll pay the street price please, in cash, just leave me alone and keep me off your crap-flood junk list.

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    55. Re:Remember... by delete2kill · · Score: 1

      well chuck norris has already done that... way back he kicked it so hard it came to be know as booting up a computer although historians tell that the ritual has long faded away we still kick/push a button to commemorate that event although unconfirmed reports say a lost and remote tribe called "windows users" still practice kicking their computers

    56. Re:Remember... by MECC · · Score: 1

      Well, if anyone tries to patent the exploding laptop, Dell or Apple will be able to demonstrate prior art.

      --
      "We are all geniuses when we dream"
      - E.M. Cioran
    57. Re:Remember... by skarphace · · Score: 1

      This assumes of course that the victim will make the leap in logic that it was malware that did it and not bad hardware, or a mistake on their part.

      I don't know, I swear I hear a lot about malware doing all this according to my users.

      1) making mice jumpy on the screen
      2) Slowing down their internet connection
      3) Causing 500 errors on the remote machines
      4) Making their bathroom smell bad

      --
      Bullish Machine Tzar
    58. Re:Remember... by CSHARP123 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If she doesn't go down on you, you just climb up on her.

    59. Re:Remember... by chimpo13 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Someone is using one of my domains to send out spam to cell phones. The responses are pretty good and I'm sure lots would piss on their computers.

      "Won what some MONEY" (x10 variations)

      "I'd like buy viagra and fleshlight"

      "THIS IS A FBI LINE..... DELETE IT NOW!!!!"

      "How bout we say I did and don't you spam mail texting asslicking donkey shit eating mother fucker. :-D" (that guy has sent in about 4 replies but that's the funniest)

      "These fonky hoes left me in da club and when i was lookin for em some nigga poured his fuckin drink on me. I see how it feel ta have haters"

    60. Re:Remember... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      twm. She's blonde.

    61. Re:Remember... by confused+one · · Score: 1

      on the contrary. The word bomb was used. I've exploded a few caps in my time; and, while they make a mess, I would not qualify them with the word "bomb".

    62. Re:Remember... by pfleming · · Score: 1

      telling them script kiddies can turn it into a spam relay is lame. Tell them that the script kiddies can steal their bank account and tax information. The thought of having their accounts wiped out and their credit trashed is usually sufficiently scary.

      No it's not. Most people think that the only thing that a malicious person can do is pay their bills for them.

    63. Re:Remember... by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      You forgot to post anonymous...

      Seriously, if someone is using your domain to spam, SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN!

    64. Re:Remember... by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      Seriously, if someone is using your domain to spam, SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN!

      How exactly is it you're supposed to prevent someone from putting "Reply:me@example.com" in their spam?

    65. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy them a Mac man which had man like no fan man so that it like burns them man!

    66. Re:Remember... by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      They're not using my server, they've changed the reply to. Same as what tinkerghost said. The responses don't give me any header info so no idea who is doing it, not that there's much I could do. If you have any ideas, I'm wide open.

      The risk of the Offtopic response to a "piss on my computer" joke didn't seem worthy enough for Anonymous Coward. That'll teach me a lesson.

    67. Re:Remember... by awrowe · · Score: 1

      I think I'm going to get one of those Windows Girlfriends.

      I wouldn't. If it bluescreens at the wrong moment you could find yourself unable to install anything EVER AGAIN

      --
      A.I. Research. The peculiar science in which we know the question and we know the answer, but can't show the working
    68. Re:Remember... by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Ah, never mind then. I through you meant your server was being used to *generate* spam, not receive it.

    69. Re:Remember... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Well gee thanks for the advice on child rearing, got any tips on how to handle my grandkid?

      My point wasn't about who was legally liable for the bill, it was that the telco's know (or can find out) who is raking in the cash with the scam and nothing is done, there is no legal recourse for the victims.

      Now, get off my lawn Super Nanny.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    70. Re:Remember... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's a sad fact. But in fact, both, Gnome and KDE, try like crazy, to imitate windows in every detail. Especially the bad details. I just wait for the moment where I go to the root directory in Nautilus, and get a "This is a system directory, and nothing for you dumb users to look at. Move along!" message. ^^

      I have *no buttons* at all in my window decorations anymore. And the Windows key is for window control. Win-LMB = move, Win-RMB = resize, Win-Button4 = maximize, Win+Button5 = minimize, Win+Button2 (the wheel) = close. Works very nice. And the theme is designed by sampling colors of the soft green background image of KDE (the one with the trees and grass), and putting them in vrunner for Emerald. Very beautiful, and summer-like. (I also have a winter theme.) Why limit to Windows concepts, when you can have so much more. Beauty *and* efficiency. And it's easy to remember too.

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      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    71. Re:Remember... by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      windows gf are cool, as long as you remember to protect yourself!

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  3. All Versions of Windows affected by Erythros · · Score: 3, Funny

    All versions of windows are affected by this self-destruct bug,

    BY DEFAULT!!!!

    There are many series of commands that can make your machine unwillingly self destruct...

    1. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by daid303 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You don't need any commands for that. Just let it run for a while.

    2. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by SlashWombat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I cannot see why this was modded offtopic. Its plainly correct. It is absolutely CERTAIN that all 100,000 infected machines are running windoz.

    3. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by Z00L00K · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Any machine today can self-destruct given the right circumstances.

      The problem lies in the fact that all computers have a flash bios that usually isn't write protected in hardware.

      And hard disks have their firmware in flash, which also can result in "interesting" permanent crashes.

      So if a hacker wanted to give a certain operating system bad credit all that's needed is to prepare a huge botnet and then blow the machines.

      Counter-productive - yes, but don't expect the internet to be free of vandals. We have vandal-protected ATM:s and a lot of things are suffering from vandalism even though there is no reason, so why not your machine?

      --
      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
    4. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

      All versions of windows are affected by this self-destruct bug, BY DEFAULT!!!! There are many series of commands that can make your [Windows] machine unwillingly self destruct...

      Apparently there's also a set of commands on a special CD-ROM that once inserted can close all these vulnerabilities.

    5. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Lets call this "trusted computing" and only let certain people modify that data. ...after some consideration, that plan doesn't sound so good.

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      GLaDOS for President 2016! "Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure." -- GLaDOS, 2011
    6. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by sjames · · Score: 1

      I've always found it amazing (amazingly lame that is) that even without updates or installs, a Windows system will occasionally corrupt itself seemingly at random.

    7. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      Why can't we just have a CMOS setting that sets the BIOS flash read-only, and can only be changed from the boot menu?

    8. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      And another set of commands on the same disk can be just as distructive! (see rm -rf / and dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda)

    9. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by Zan+Lynx · · Score: 1

      Oh, Linux systems will do that too. Got a dodgy IDE cable and a weekly prelink job? Eventually the system will corrupt a few bytes here and there and it's all over.

    10. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some boards have jumpers that prevent the CMOS from being overwritten. That seems like a very good solution to me.

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    11. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by Keruo · · Score: 1

      uhm.. thats not destructive
      this is the destructive way:

      apt-get install flashrom
      dd if=/dev/zero of=fakebios.bin bs=512k count=1
      flashrom -wv fakebios.bin

      (atleast in theory, no idea if flashrom checks crc/validity of the bin, never tried it)

      --
      There are no atheists when recovering from tape backup.
    12. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by sjames · · Score: 1

      Windows will do that with perfectly healthy hardware as a matter of course.

  4. Hardly self-destruct by clickclickdrone · · Score: 5, Informative

    All it does is mess up the OS - the hardware is fine, hardly a 'nuclear option' or 'self-destruct'.

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    1. Re:Hardly self-destruct by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      These are metaphors.

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    2. Re:Hardly self-destruct by wvmarle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Try explaining that to Joe Sixpack. When Windows doesn't work for whatever reason, the computer is "broken" and needs to be taken to a shop for repair. They can not tell the difference between broken hardware or broken software (and software hick-ups may of course be caused by broken hardware that still mostly functions - it is not always that easy to tell, even by experts).

      Self-destruct is imho a very apt description.

      Maybe it should be used more. Then more people would feel the pain of being infected. Of those 100,000 computers I can not imagine they can actually use the data of more than a handful of people for serious crimes. All the rest of the people is not affected until the malware disables their computer.

    3. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When it leaves all your files intact.

      The thing whacks the registry. Hardly a "nuclear option"; all your files are intact. Running the repair tool off your install CD should fix this, or you can do a reinstall with "leave filesystem alone" option.

      I heard a Congressman once say, "reporters are fight promoters". If they keep overstating what's happening, we won't know how to really secure our machines.

    4. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anachragnome · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It is far worse.

      A friend, just last night, showed me his highly-infected laptop (please, being serious here). Not only did he have one of those "Infect the "customer", then sell them a fake cure" scams, but he had what appeared to be an everyday Trojan, with one huge difference.

      It had created a hidden partition (I deduced this from HD size discrepency between reported size and actual), copied over enough "Windows" to run as a separate OS, then nuked his normal partition OS. When he reformatted, he wasn't paying attention (didn't know any better) and didn't delete that partition. The trojan was essentially maintained, right through a reformat (albeit, an incomplete one). It was an easy mistake to make considering how many Dell/Compaq built machines come with a separate 10-20GB partition that isn't always deleted on reformat, and for that reason the numbers for HD partition space don't always add up.

      Here is where the sneaky part comes in. They nuked his OS, right?

      NOW, after he thinks everything is groovy, he starts reinstalling applications, re-entering information and passwords and re-bookmarking sites. All while the trojan watches.

      THAT is what the "nuclear winter" is for in these cases, to lull the user into a false sense of security.

    5. Re:Hardly self-destruct by supernova_hq · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Reminds me of when I was a kid. I'd go a friend's house and they'd have this really cool toy, but when I asked if we could use it, they'd say "No, it's broken". Now being a fix-it guy at heart, my first response was "What's wrong with it". 90% of the time (no joke), they would say "The batteries died".

      Remember, this was before iPods, etc when pretty much everything took 2 AA batteries covered by nothing but a simple plastic knob.

    6. Re:Hardly self-destruct by noundi · · Score: 1

      All it does is mess up the OS

      Oh! Well in that case I guess it's ok.

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    7. Re:Hardly self-destruct by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not that I don't believe you, but doesn't reinstalling Windows overwrite the boot sector? How does a trojan on a separate partition even execute? Windows doesn't do Autorun on IDE drive partitions, AFAIK.

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    8. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Clarious · · Score: 1

      Windows does autorun on IDE driver partitions, and even worse.
        Long ago I have to deal with a chinese malware installed on my uncle computer. After clearing all the autorun files on the HDD, I formatted the C driver and then install windows on it (god, I hate it when I have to do so), reboot, install the drivers, everything went smoothly. But *just* after the next reboot, the computer is infected with that malware again.

    9. Re:Hardly self-destruct by c0p0n · · Score: 1

      What was the name of the virus?

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    10. Re:Hardly self-destruct by MrMr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Try explaining that to Joe Sixpack
      What does it tell when educating the average person becomes a metaphor for an impossible task?

    11. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow thanks for the idea!

    12. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but your story sounds highly improbable or incomplete.

      Any such trojan would need to compromise the bootloader to gain control before the supposedly re-installed Windows executes, otherwise it will stay dormant after a reformat.

    13. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You've missed the point. And while you apparently read part of the article, you didn't read all of it obviously.

      That or you have no idea what Data is worth. Why do you think these guys are in this business?

      The data on your machine is worth anywhere from about as much as the hardware, up to 1000+ times as much as the hardware, depending on how much cash you have in your bank account.

      What this trojan did was "nuke" the OS. If it did its job well enough the fix won't be as easy as popping in a recovery disk (if you've still got it) to fix it, though a recovery partition aught to get you back to square one at least.

      Depending on who got hit, getting their PC up and running could take anywhere from a few hours (unlikely, since that person probably runs AV software and is careful about where they visit), to a few days, to weeks depending on how often they use the machine.

      If the whole point in tanking the OS was buy time to use stolen credit card and account info, it would be pretty effective, no?

      Frankly, if all they did was somehow manage to short out the hardware without stealing any data, then it's not really much of a loss at all. Losing $50k out of your bank account, now that's a serious loss.

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    14. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Mistlefoot · · Score: 1

      100,000 windows computers self destructed a month ago and we are only hearing about it now. Because when something happens to 100,000 computers it doesn't reach the media or even blogs.

      Something tells me that there is less to this story then the "information technology expert" is implying.

    15. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If he reformatted his C: and installed a fresh windows on there, how were files from the windows install on the hidden D: being launched by the trojan? Especially if you launch an install from a bootable device such as a CD, I don't quite see how the hidden install on the second drive would be able to interfere with the reinstall or operation of the fresh install?

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    16. Re:Hardly self-destruct by wvmarle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It means a computer has become a commodity, an appliance, rather than a high-tech toy. And that in itself is a good thing. Joe Sixpack should not need to know how the internals of his computer work, just the basics. I do expect Joe Sixpack to know about Windows and preferably the existence of alternatives, about a hard disk and what it does and how big he should want it, what a processor speed roughly means and whether he would need 1GB or 2GB or 4GB of memory for his needs. I don't expect him to be able to install an operating system, hunt down drivers to make it all work, partition the hard disk in the process, care about whether it is NTFS or FAT or whatever, and be able to know what the information on a blue screen means. I don't know how the internals of my digital camera work, but I do know what the megapixel and zoom functions mean for example. But if there is a problem with it I go back to the shop.

      To add the obligatory car analogy: I don't know how an internal combustion engine works, but I do know what it means to have say a 1.6 diesel engine in your car. When something about the car is broken I call my garage, I'm not trying to have it fixed. I know I have to add fuel, have to check oil now and then (though in modern cars that's also less and less), and how to add water for the windscreen sprinklers (dunno how you call those things in English). That's enough.

      100 years ago you would have to be able to fix your own car: they were new technology, quite rare, and for a select audience only. Cars were technically simpler at the time which also helped a lot. The same for computers. 20 years ago we were working with DOS, people owning a computer and actually being able to use it could normally also install the OS, and do low-level operations. That is not necessary anymore.

      When a computer breaks down and can not start up anymore it is often NOT trivial to figure out what is wrong. An error message is not always caused by the direct error: some minor corruption in your video driver, and then the image on your screen starts playing up. Or is it really the monitor that is not good? It's not that easy.

      OK time to stop, I start rambling, I think the point is clear.

    17. Re:Hardly self-destruct by amazeofdeath · · Score: 1

      Yeah, doesn't sound right. To add to what you said, for example how do you "cop[y] over enough "Windows" to run as a separate OS" without breaking a lot of apps because of incorrect paths in the copied registry?

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    18. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try explaining that to Joe Sixpack

      What does it tell when educating the average person becomes a metaphor for an impossible task?

      It tells us that the Ididocracy is here.

      Women selecting for large penises, small brains, aggression and controllability has had an effect. Western culture is a genuine threat to humanity.

    19. Re:Hardly self-destruct by gomiam · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I must call bullshit. Supposing Windows does actually interpret autorun files (which I can't test right now), it won't do it automatically on drives mounted before your session starts. Otherwise, your Windows installation CD would autorun every time you forgot to take it out after installing (hint: it doesn't).

    20. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Huntr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know how to fix my car. I don't know how to fix my tv. I don't even know how to fix a lawn mower. If any of those break beyond something minor, someone else has to fix it for me. The computer is in the same niche for the vast majority of computer users.

    21. Re:Hardly self-destruct by MrMr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thanks for my favourite car analogy.
      Do we really allow everybody to take of in a 'commodity' car and cause uncontrolled damage?
      Or do we demand proof of a minimal level of control of the vehicle, and a good insurance if things go wrong?

    22. Re:Hardly self-destruct by MrMr · · Score: 1

      So there's hope for me then.
      Or do I need to meet all four criteria?

    23. Re:Hardly self-destruct by eulernet · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sorry, but the trojan CANNOT create a hidden partition.
      To do this, it must have to defragment the files (by moving the last files to the beginning of the disk), then when all the space is free create a partition.
      What might have happen instead is that the partition was a backup, provided by the vendor (I know, I have a HP laptop, with a 7Gb partition to allow fast reinstallation.
      The trojan may have infected this partition, and since I guess the dumb user reinstalled his system from the backup (which is the main purpose), he got infected again.

    24. Re:Hardly self-destruct by MrMr · · Score: 1

      If you cause damage with your unfixed car you pay.
      If you cause damage with your unfixed computer I pay.
      I think there's a difference.

    25. Re:Hardly self-destruct by petermgreen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Running the repair tool off your install CD should fix this, or you can do a reinstall with "leave filesystem alone" option.
      Unfortunately a significant proportion of OEMs don't provide proper install CDs anymore :(. Afaict that started sometime arround the late win98/early winME era (I never bought a machine that came with 2K big brand OEM so I can't comment on what happened there).

      In the 98/ME/2K days this wasn't such a big deal since you could just borrow a CD from someone who had a proper copy. However microsofts actions with and since the release of XP have made it much more awkward to get arround this by just borrowing a CD. Big brand OEM copies are bios locked. system builder and retail copies require activation and if you use them with a big brand OEM key you are going to have to ring MS and beg for activation. Volume license copies of XP don't have this shit but using a generated key is likely to trip up WGA and using a borrowed key on any machine you don't control puts the company it was borrowed from at risk of ending up on the WGA shitlist. With vista the no-activation-requied VLK copies have gone completely.

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    26. Re:Hardly self-destruct by wvmarle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Doing damage with a car may damage other cars, other people's property, and cause injury or death. The driving license is to help prevent those accidental damages, and the insurance is to cover you financially if it still goes wrong. An insurance will likely not cover damage done intentionally.

      Computers are not so. There is no way that by normal use of a computer you can cause serious damage to other computers. Let alone hurt or kill people. Those matters almost have to be intentional, and thereby proving serious control over the computer and knowing what you are doing.

      Your analogy is seriously flawed. Cars and computers are analogies when it comes to technical fields, not when it comes to liability as a result of using them.

    27. Re:Hardly self-destruct by something_wicked_thi · · Score: 1

      There's always penis enlargement. Check your spam folder.

    28. Re:Hardly self-destruct by penix1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To take your car analogy to the state of Windows today...

      Would you be upset if your car was built with door locks and windows as an added option that can be repossessed if you don't pay a yearly fee? With the hood welded shut so every time you needed that oil you had to go to the manufacturer to get it done? How about a kill switch that other drivers control? Although that last one is appealing sometimes, I think you would be upset if your car died on you because of it. How about you having to go to 15 different manufacturers to get a basic car because the guy that made the engine doesn't make the rest? Lastly, how about the manufacturer disabling the car because they thought you were driving it illegally and demanded proof that you were legal?

      That is the state of a Windows OS these days. You are at the mercy of the vendor for software bug fixes even if that fix is a simple one. You are at differing vendors mercy for securing the OS vendor's product. You are locked into that vendor's product not because of technical reasons but for reasons of greed. Lastly, you are treated as a thief right from the start with mandatory product activation. That is the state of closed source software these days.

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    29. Re:Hardly self-destruct by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      A very good point. We all know that Microsoft will butcher any boot sector customisations (use GRUB before installing Windows? NOT ANY MORE RRRWAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRR *devoured*), so persistence of boot sector infection is not going to be an issue. Essentially, they'd be left with a hidden partition with inert viral code.

      Until they visited the same sites again, or installed the same pseudo-AV software...

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    30. Re:Hardly self-destruct by WaZiX · · Score: 1

      The data on your machine is worth anywhere from about as much as the hardware, up to 1000+ times as much as the hardware, depending on how much cash you have in your bank account.

      Aha! I knew my windows was worthless!

    31. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I was just about to ask the exact same question. They aren't magic, something has to execute them.

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    32. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Clarious · · Score: 1

      I would like to call it bullshit myself (it took me two hours trying to fix it before decided to wipe out every .exe files on the disk). And I will do a test to see if it is true the next time I got my hand on a windows box.

    33. Re:Hardly self-destruct by robthebloke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      vista

    34. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      Why shouldn't he know how to install operating systems? It's just "Next, next, next, OK." The most complicated thing is selecting the time zone and if he can't do that then we've got bigger problems than the computer.

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    35. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      And it crashes every few days for no real reason. The solution to this is to power down then restart the car, thus recovering from this "fatal error".

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    36. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has a great solution for that. It's called Autorun. :) It probably autoran itself when the partition was detected and automounted.

    37. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Huntr · · Score: 1

      People who aren't into computers beyond surfing/email/photos don't make that distinction and never will.

    38. Re:Hardly self-destruct by ukyoCE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are correct. I don't believe him.

      It sounds like he saw a size difference between the partition and the disk size (maybe even the built in Dell/HP restore partition) and assumed it was because of the trojan.

    39. Re:Hardly self-destruct by AlHunt · · Score: 1

      >Otherwise, your Windows installation CD would autorun every
      >time you forgot to take it out after installing (hint: it doesn't).

      Sure it does, unless you've disabled autorun. Even on a CD change it'll run.

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    40. Re:Hardly self-destruct by iangoldby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Doing damage with a car may damage other cars, other people's property, ...

      There is no way that by normal use of a computer you can cause serious damage to other computers...

      You're joking right? Where do you think most spam comes from, distributed denial of service attacks, identity theft, etc? hint

    41. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sorry, but the trojan CANNOT create a hidden partition.

      There's lots of software that can create paritions, why is a trojan any different.

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    42. Re:Hardly self-destruct by dave420 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Christ get a grip.

    43. Re:Hardly self-destruct by plover · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, by "normal use of a computer" your computer can indeed cause serious damage to other computers, or to property. That's what TFA is all about.

      Let's look at "normal use of a computer." And by "normal" I don't mean "geek normal", I mean "Joe Sixpack normal".

      Joe Sixpack goes to Best Buy and buys a computer. He doesn't spend the $50 for the anti-virus software ($50 a year? The hell I will!) or $50 for a firewall (I already pay the cable company for this blue box just like it), and he dismisses every single warning, checking the "don't show me this again" box because he didn't understand it the first time. And then he surfs to the porn sites. So what we'd consider reckless behavior is pretty much "normal use of a computer".

      There are no cops to give him a ticket for surfing on unsafe equipment, because it's not illegal. Nobody's going to protect him because he's not willing to pay extra for anti-virus. And we all know that his machine is going to be turned into a zombie within 15 minutes of connecting to the internet without a firewall.

      As far as the damage goes, his zombied computer may attack and infect others. The direct costs to Joe Sixpack may include PC troubleshooting and repair, loss of data, and dealing with the theft and abuse of personal banking information. Banks are held liable to cover any fraud losses that result, and they collectively spend billions annually. And for secondary effects, we know there have been suicides due to lost money and also due to computer harassment. I don't think you can simply say that a computer can't "hurt" anybody.

      ( And this isn't about assigning blame. There's plenty of that: Joe Sixpack may be as irresponsible as they come, and dumber than average. The malware writers are common thieves. Some operating system vendors sell Swiss cheese. And every vendor in the process is happy to take Joe's money without regard to the consequences to him. )

      If cars were as unregulated as computers, very few of us would safely return home on a daily basis.

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    44. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      say thanks to windows autorun from partition. yep. just open "my computer" and bam!

    45. Re:Hardly self-destruct by LingNoi · · Score: 0

      There is no way that by normal use of a computer you can cause serious damage to other computers.

      Wrong. DOS attacks, spam, fraud, etc. All done because there are idiots with computers.

    46. Re:Hardly self-destruct by maxume · · Score: 1

      Licensing and insurance both kick in after the fact; anyone who can find a car, find the keys to the car and then make the car go can do whatever a licensed, insured driver can do, they are just exposing themselves to greater legal difficulties than a licensed, insured driver.

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    47. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Which is why I have a large number of free computers I recycle for people.

      All my friends get nice technology upgrades yearly from my customers. When it costs more to fix your PC than buy a new one, I sell them a new one, recycle the old one and they are happy as clams.

      My friends buy a used pc without a hard drive from me for cheap and they are happy as clams.

      I make more money in my consulting business so I'm happier than hell.

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    48. Re:Hardly self-destruct by WhyMeWorry · · Score: 1

      Your "rambling" is all correct but not appropriate to the parent comment. He is lamenting that the phrase "explain that to the average person" means "he'll never understand that" Where it is true that you don't need to know the details of how comodities work, you should be receptive to people who try to explain things to you because they think that you need to know the details.

    49. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may not be the car manufacture, but the status certainly treats me like a criminal. I've only been a resident of my current state for three years and three times already I've been randomly selected for insurance checks via mail. To be fair, I have no moving violations and in time I've had a license (over a decade) I've only been pulled over once that they bothered to check my insurance (the other time I can think of, they were complaining my license plate was too hard to read and wanted me to buy a new one), so my insurance isn't checked "in the field", so maybe they should check me a tad more then average. Still every time they've sent the request to the wrong address (I doubt its malice, I've seen how bad the BMV records are since I have a legitimate need for access at work). Somehow the license suspension letter always goes to the write address and then I have to fight it to show that the request wasn't properly sent and get my license reinstated. Three years being a legal resident in this state, three times I have to fight. Compared to my car situation, I'll take MS's accusations.

    50. Re:Hardly self-destruct by theascended · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Insightful... really?

      I understand the anti-Microsoft sentiment. Being in IT and software development I tend to share a lot of it... but if you're going to spread hate, try to make sure your facts/analogies are in the ballpark of being accurate

      Windows comes complete with door locks and windows, its the $1000 Bose surround sounds with bluetooth link and iPod dock that you pay extra for. Not to mention Microsoft hasn't even come close to releasing a version of Windows requiring a yearly subscription. Sure they talked about it, but the reaction from the community was enough to stem that tide.

      I don't know about you, but I don't have to break any laws or void any warranties to get into MMC or the registry or the hardware manager. This part of your analogy seems to be aimed that the idea that windows is closed source but its completely flawed. A better analogy would be that its really freaking hard to cast all your own parts to build an engine from scratch... which is true.

      Kill switch that other drivers control? I don't even understand this. Unless your talking about domain controllers having the ability to forcibly shutdown or restart an AD attached computer... but then your analogy would be like to stupid go carts which the pissy little 16yr old attendants turn a rev limiter on just because you bumped your friend a bit...

      15 manufacturers to get a basic car? If opera and mozilla have their way that might have some semblance of truth, but the base windows install (excluding drivers) is all Microsoft. Most cars have after marked parts from dozens of companies, why shouldn't an operating system? If you want to bitch about mismatched software and wedged in modules go take a look at a linux depot.

      You have a point about the whole driving legally thing, but when a company can argue that ~30% of China doesn't use a valid copy of their product, I think they get some leeway.

      When was the last time your local car shop issued a recall on your car? What? Never? You mean its the manufacturer that discovers and fixes all those problems? Oh man... what a shock. I guess that's the state of closed engineering these days...

      P.S. You only have mandatory product activation if you buy a retail version of the software and install it yourself, OEM comes pre-activated. In a way, that product activation is like you getting the title to your car. If you buy from a dealership, they do all the paperwork and everything comes to you automatically in the mail. If you build your own car or buy it used, you have to fill out a few forms and get them notarized and approved before you're technically allowed to drive it legally. Again, when their software is pirated so much, they do have the right to try to protect it. That isn't greed, that is intelligent business.

    51. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and how to add water for the windscreen sprinklers (dunno how you call those things in English).

      If you actually want to know, they are called windshield washers in english (at least in the midwestern US).

    52. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      autorun.inf

    53. Re:Hardly self-destruct by mzs · · Score: 1

      I actually had hardware self destruct due to script kiddies. When I was at the university the only way to log in to the mail servers was via telnet. This was also the case for physics and math boxes. I also had a linux box running on a 486 laptop. This was '96 or '97. In any case due to someone having a weak password a script kiddie was able to get in and install a key logger on one of the boxes in the physics dept. Yup one that I had sshed from into my linux box, so there was the name in known_hosts. This box was not admined well at all and it was almost a week before anyone noticed. The script kiddie had a key logger logind running. In the meantime I logged in to the physics box. Guess what because of NIS I had the same password on a handful of mail servers and a math and physics box. For convenience I used the same password on my linux box. The script kiddie took a long time to figure-out the name of a better admined mail server but they sure found-out about my poor linux box right away. When they did notice because of NIS they were able to get on that mail server easily as well. Once they tried for local root exploits and an admin noticed jktr on that mail server the admins knew something was up. The bad news was that On friday I left for a college bowl tournament and did not get back until Sunday. In two days the script kiddie had IRC and FTP running on my poor little box and the HD was dead before the admins figured-out was going on. It had most likely overheated and that caused the premature death of the HD. Back then it was a real pain in the neck to find a 2.5 IDE drive to replace it with and even get to the old drive in the notebook.

    54. Re:Hardly self-destruct by silent_artichoke · · Score: 2

      ...and he dismisses every single warning, checking the "don't show me this again" box because he didn't understand it the first time

      Luxury! All the users I know wouldn't read far enough to see that checkbox and would just make it a habitual part of their computer use to click Cancel each and every single time it pops up for years.

    55. Re:Hardly self-destruct by v1 · · Score: 1

      Depends on how you do the reinstall. Installers often have options for doing "quick formats" etc, and that can leave partition table information intact, they just wipe what they see as the prmary partition with a quick directory format. From time to time I've had to use the "nuclear" format option because a quick format didn't do the job. (corrupt partition table)

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    56. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the trojan CANNOT create a hidden partition. To do this, it must have to defragment the files (by moving the last files to the beginning of the disk),

      defrag.exe c:
      defrag.exe c:
      defrag.exe c:
      (three because the defrag normally sucks, although IIRC, Vista has a regular defrag schedule).

      then when all the space is free create a partition.

      diskpart.exe c:
      shrink desired=1024
      tada, 'doze just lost a gig

    57. Re:Hardly self-destruct by v1 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the trojan CANNOT create a hidden partition.

      bzzt, wrong, incorrect!

      Though I do give them kudos for it, live resizing is tricky. Still not convinced? OS X's boot camp prepares a mac for dual booting by live-resizing the booted hard drive, making space for, and setting up a 32gb windows partition. I'd be happy if they just made you boot off the restore CD to do that, but they actually pull it off WHILE booted off the hard drive they are resizing.

      Impressive, but not impossible.

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    58. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I was going to reply that it won't work on fixed drives but after a quick search I see those freaking morons at MS actually *re-enabled* that functionality in SP2.

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    59. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how to fix my car. I don't know how to fix my tv. I don't even know how to fix a lawn mower. If any of those break beyond something minor, someone else has to fix it for me. The computer is in the same niche for the vast majority of computer users.

      I'm sorry if this seems rude, but don't you feel ashamed of yourself for being so ignorant? You could take it upon yourself to learn something new, you know - if you can read slashdot, you have access to free information in abundance.

      My 9-year-old already knows how to change the oil in the lawnmower, my 12-year-old can change out disk brake pads in the car and gap the plug in the mower, both can install Windows or linux, install a hard drive, and do basic troubleshooting of nearly anything. By the time they are 16 I expect both of them to be able to build a car or a computer from basic parts.

    60. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The partition you were seeing was most likely the manufacturers utility partition or the built in recovery partition. I suppose it could be possible for malware to copy itself to the recovery partition so that it will be recovered with the OS. I would find this very unlikely due to the many different proprietary methods of OS recovery.

    61. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're still going to 15 different manufacturers with OSS. The only difference is, there's no accountability. One of those 15 drops a bad update, and then disappears, there's nothing you can do. And as amazing as I'm sure you are, I doubt most OSS users can fix bugs in every single program they need to use. So you're still waiting for minor updates to come from others.

      Finally, the bit about "demanding proof that you were legal" is erroneous, as it's placing the blame on the company for being a company. The easiest way for them to prevent piracy is to do stuff like that, but if no one was a pirate, they wouldn't need to. You're addressing the wrong side of the equation. What your gripe SHOULD be is "the manufacturer disabling the car because the guy down the street stole a car from the dealership, so now they need to check all the owners are legit."

    62. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For windows, yes. For Ubuntu? Hardly. You need to pick file systems, partition for swap space, and other fun tasks. Good luck explaining the need for a separate swap partition to anyone who's only used OSX or Windows.

    63. Re:Hardly self-destruct by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You might not know how to fix your lawnmower, but I'd bet you know how to put gas & oil in it, remove dog poo from the wheels, and have the sense not to run over big, obvious rocks. By not taking basic, common-sense (oxymoron, I know, I know ...) precautions and doing basic maintenance, Joe Sixpack invites this upon himself. The information is available. The products to help protect Joe & his Wintoy are inexpensive and easy to get and use.

      --
      I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
    64. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Alari · · Score: 1

      I work with Joe Sixpacks all day. Maybe I can clear up some misconceptions.

      wv] Joe Sixpack should not need to know how the internals of his computer work, just the basics.

      I'm about to break your heart...

      wv] I do expect Joe Sixpack to know about Windows and preferably the existence of alternatives

      What alternatives? Joe only knows Windows. He might have HEARD of Macs, but he has never before seen these mythical machines.

      wv] about a hard disk and what it does and how big he should want it

      Joe has no idea what a hard drive is, let alone how big he should want it.

      wv] what a processor speed roughly means

      Such topics are beyond the ken of Joe.

      wv] and whether he would need 1GB or 2GB or 4GB of memory for his needs.

      Joe doesn't know the difference between hard drives and memory, never mind how much memory he might want to have

      More importantly, for all these gaps in his knowledge, Joe doesn't care. He doesn't WANT to learn. He may pretend to listen if you try and explain, but if you quiz him on it you will find he hasn't really been paying attention, no matter how simply or how many times you explain it.

      You know what Joe does know? He knows the Power button, and he knows what to double click for teh pron. That's all Joe knows, and that's all Joe wants to know.

      --
      I use Windows... like a two dollar wh.. why don't I just go ahead and not finish that sentence.
    65. Re:Hardly self-destruct by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Isn't it more likely that this hidden partition was the "restore" partition that most laptop manufacturers include because permanently (that's the effect for most users) stealing 5GB of your hard drive saves them 23 cents compared to giving you some $&@^$#^$ physical media?

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    66. Re:Hardly self-destruct by fel0niousmonk · · Score: 0

      Let's look at what 'Joe Sixpack' really means.

      This is by no means a representation of an average American. Remember, we're the obese country?

      Why anyone ever jumped on this stupid bandwagon is beyond me...

      However, it does lend to some funny break-down: Are we saying meat-heads are somehow dumbed down?


      All jokes aside, the state of our country's computer literacy is a joke. If one this is for sure, we should be teaching kids how to troubleshoot & fix issues with computers, not just 'use the features' like a black box.

    67. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Stevecrox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you not find that depressing? I know how to strip down a rebuild my super bike, I can repair lawn mowers, build furniture, I'm gonna have a look at an old LCD and see if its fixable. Sure I can do none of these things to the same standard as a craftman. But I understand the principles and can get things done when needed.

      I've never understood this desire by the "average" person not to take any interest in what they spend their money on and use everyday. I recently spent £700 on a TV, before I did that I spent a month (occasional hour here, anouther there) researching TV's finding out what the contrast ratio meant, sound options, refresh rates, etc.. I took time to go to a couple of different shops and look at various TV's and see which one's I thought were better.

      Doing this and taking the time to learn doesn't take much time at all, I probably spent more time going to the gym in the last month than wondering about TV's (I only go twice a week). I did it because I wanted a decent TV and after going to a Currys and Comet and being told alot of information which was obviously incorrect I decided to learn rather than be ripped off. This seeming happyness in willfull ignorance has always depressed me, does it not you?

    68. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Hatta · · Score: 1

      There are no cops to give him a ticket for surfing on unsafe equipment, because it's not illegal.

      Do you really want to register your computer with the government, and have to pass a safety inspection to hook up to a network? IMO, a few million zombie computers are worth keeping the government out of my computer.

      --
      Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    69. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ get a grip.

      For the millionth time you creationist nutter... I'm not Jesus Christ!!!

    70. Re:Hardly self-destruct by smitty97 · · Score: 1

      I would believe it, and also believe that you wouldnt hear much about it, because people are used to Windows blowing up on them. 100,000 is a small percentage, and in the last month did you or anyone you know say "Meh, i had to reinstall windows yesterday"? Even if you did, would you have thought about it on a grand scale for more than 2 seconds?

      --
      mod me funny
    71. Re:Hardly self-destruct by racas · · Score: 1

      This is why I don't watch the news: sensationalist media. The best way to get views/ratings is to scare people; wildly unnecessarily, in this case. When reporters use the word "nuclear" in a negative way, the people think Chernobyl/Three Mile Island. Explosion. People dead. Are completely unlivable for the next hundred thousand years.

      This simply disables the operating system. In a very minor way, no less. Your data is intact, though you may lose some OS settings. Your brother-in-law's nephew could fix it. It's hardly the death of your family and complete irradiation of your living area. The author of this article is in need of a sense of proportion.

      ...HHG notwithstanding. =P

    72. Re:Hardly self-destruct by gomiam · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, where did I talk about _changing_ the CD? I say I don't believe an autorun.inf file is acted upon when the filesystem that holds it is already "mounted" (read: recognized) _before_ Windows gets to the point of starting the user session. And it's not just my not believing it: I have forgotten removing the Windows XP install CD dozens of times while needing to reboot once and again to install system drivers and it never got started automatically (besides the boot attempt that I had paid no attention to, _before_ Windows XP loaded).

    73. Re:Hardly self-destruct by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Do we really allow everybody to take of in a 'commodity' car and cause uncontrolled damage?

      Not a car, no. But jetskis, snowmobiles, dirtbikes, gokarts, riding lawnmowers, farm tractors... all those, a resounding "Yes".

      Or do we demand proof of a minimal level of control of the vehicle, and a good insurance if things go wrong?

      For a car yes, for the above list alternative vehicles... no. And you can certainly get into all kinds of horrible accidents including collisions while legally operating them.

    74. Re:Hardly self-destruct by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      You say that almost as if you're proud of not knowing how to fix a machine with 7 moving parts or the machine that you spend hours each day inside...

      -b

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      No offense, but I've stopped responding to AC's.
    75. Re:Hardly self-destruct by AlHunt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      > Excuse me, where did I talk about _changing_ the CD

      Here's an idea - why don't you get off your thin-skinned high horse and take a few deep breaths? Had I wanted to insult or flame you, there'd be no question in your mind that was my intention. I can't remember exactly what you wrote that I responded to, nor am I going to go back and look. Possibly, I misunderstood what you wrote - I left my halo in my other suit at the drycleaners.

      Take your attitude, stick it straight up your ass and try to write a little more clearly next time.

      --
      1 in 4 Maine children in struggle with hunger.
    76. Re:Hardly self-destruct by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

      You know, I'm pretty sure I've experienced both (starting automatically and not) on different computers of mine in the past. Is it possible that it varies based on settings in your BIOS?

    77. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Deagol · · Score: 1

      Those are, at best, annoyances or deprivation of resources. Hardly what any sane person would call "serious damage". Certainly not damage to hardware. Damage to someone's sanity or credit rating, sure -- but not physical damage to anything.

    78. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The OEM would like to give the you the media. Microsoft doesn't want you to have an install disk.

    79. Re:Hardly self-destruct by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      It's not a metaphor when it's the truth. The average person, in current American culture, abhors knowledge of anything but what celebrity is sleeping with who.

    80. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doing damage with a car may damage other cars, other people's property, and cause injury or death. The driving license is to help prevent those accidental damages, and the insurance is to cover you financially if it still goes wrong. An insurance will likely not cover damage done intentionally.

      I don't know about in other countries, but in the UK car insurance has to pay out to 3rd parties if the driver goes off on a rampage, although they will obviously then reclaim as much as they can from the driver.

    81. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent point. The fact that the single word "Vista" speaks volumes is hilarious and the emphasis that you created using a single word post was excellent. In case anyone here doesn't know, Vista's installer only has the option to setup the basic OS files by cloning them from an image. However, anyone with a second hard drive sitting around somewhere and a boot-disk has unlimited options for salvaging data before a reinstall. Unless.. Of course..

      Vista BitLocker

    82. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Helix666 · · Score: 1

      Well, the bloggers were raring to blog about it, but then their machines self-destructed too. And then it took longer than their memory span for the install to complete, so they forgot all about it and carried on like usual. ;P

      --
      Oh, the irony... "Anonymous Coward: If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear!"
    83. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about Joe Sixpack, but destroying my OS would not be a major thing for me. As I back up data weekly, at most I would lose a few emails or documents. I can go from formatting the drives to full operating system in about an hour, and have all my backed up stuff back in place in about 2 hours more. The Linus distro that I use (sidux) takes about 10 minutes to install, and to install video driver and fully upgrade the system maybe 40 minutes on average. Another 10 minutes to set up my printer and tweak a few things.

      Inconvenient for me, but not a show stopper. For Joe Sixpack who doesn't know what a backup is, he would be in major pain! Even if he could re-install his OS, all of his porn pics are gone!

    84. Re:Hardly self-destruct by gizmo2199 · · Score: 1

      Because, of course, what I want is the Internet Police, and having to get a license to use a PC. Ridiculous!

      No, a computer is indeed an appliance, for 90% of users, no different than a microwave.

      except a microwave can't (yet) hack into your bank account or steal your CC info.

      What is glaringly obvious is that Microsoft does not seem to understand that computers

      are appliances and that it should be impossible to hack into your back account with the

      default settings of an Out of the Box copy of Windows.

      And yet Windows, to use the car analogy, would be like buying a car with no brakes
      and no locks on the doors, and then blaming the owner if the car got stolen.

      I mean seriously people, we have safety standards for cars, and even handguns.
      Why can't we have safety standards for OSs, and networking devices?
      I mean, GM would get sued if one of their models exploded every time it went
      on the interstate, so why not Microsoft?

      Blaming "Joe Sixpack" is like blaming the victim.

      --
      This Sig does not Exist.
    85. Re:Hardly self-destruct by KC7JHO · · Score: 1

      LOL Joe also knows that a 1.6 diesel will accomplish exactly NOTHING unless it is on a lawn mower or something.

    86. Re:Hardly self-destruct by gomiam · · Score: 1

      It shouldn't: the information about whether to read autorun.inf files is stored on the Windows registry, not in the CMOS settings used by the BIOS. Starting from a CD/DVD unit or directly from a hard disk drive, on the other hand, is a BIOS-related matter.

    87. Re:Hardly self-destruct by gomiam · · Score: 1
      Ok, ok. I guess

      Otherwise, your Windows installation CD would autorun every time you forgot to take it out after installing.

      wans't explicit enough. I'll try and remember typing Windows (because, of course, I had to be talking about installing AutoCAD).

      And I don't think I have insulted you at all in this thread. Of course, sensibilities may vary. Have fun getting angry at the world.

    88. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that he is in control of his car; he is not in control of his computer. He wouldn't be held responsible if somebody stole his car and caused some damage. Or maybe a better analogy would be if somebody took remote control over his car while he was driving and then started running over people.

    89. Re:Hardly self-destruct by skarphace · · Score: 2, Informative

      Let's look at what 'Joe Sixpack' really means.

      This is by no means a representation of an average American. Remember, we're the obese country?

      How do you know "sixpack" is even referencing anatomy? I think it's far more of a possibility that it's speaking of a guy with a sixpack of Bud Lite(and potentially a mullet).

      --
      Bullish Machine Tzar
    90. Re:Hardly self-destruct by AlHunt · · Score: 1

      I love you, too, honey.

      --
      1 in 4 Maine children in struggle with hunger.
    91. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is by far the most annoying way to reply to someone I've ever seen. Seriously, learn how to blockquote.

    92. Re:Hardly self-destruct by plover · · Score: 1

      I stated no opinions of software operator's licenses or any such nonsense. (Yes, I'm opposed.) I just pointed out that it's without such regulation that we ended up exactly where we are.

      --
      John
    93. Re:Hardly self-destruct by plover · · Score: 1

      Seriously? You don't know who Joe Sixpack is?

      From the Urban Dictionary:

      1. Joe Sixpack

      Average American moron, IQ 60, drinking beer, watching baseball and CNN, and believe everything his President says.
      This is so simple, even a Joe Sixpack can understand.

      The six-pack in question is six beer cans bound together with plastic rings. The only time Joe Sixpack refers to a muscle-bound gym rat is at the gym.

      --
      John
    94. Re:Hardly self-destruct by fel0niousmonk · · Score: 0

      oh i do. both renditions are equally pathetic, frankly.

      I don't think 'average joe' (avg american) and 'joe sixpack' (avg american is an alcoholic couch-potato) are anywhere NEAR equatable. I guess that's why McCain/Palin road the FAILBOAT all the way home ..

      the point being that, as a representation of the typical computer-illiterate American, it is simply wrong.

    95. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      The first clue I had that something was running from another partition was that IExplorer was running in the background with NO GUI available. If I fired up IE manually, there were two instances of it, but only ONE GUI.

      Not sure how root was maintained by the trojan, nor am I sure how, exactly, a partition was created, but I see the outcome. Two instances of IE with no control of/interface with one of them.

      Funny thing is, the "Extortion/Spyware scam" appeared to piggy-back the trojan, as the scam was copied over, and still existed, after the reformat.

      About to give it another scrubbing, so I will post further findings.

    96. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      Actually, this was an XP Home SP3 install bundle from Dell. I think the disc is only SP2 though. I'll know when I filter the MS updates.

    97. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but can Joe Sixpack tell between hick-ups and city-slicker-ups?

    98. Re:Hardly self-destruct by plover · · Score: 1

      the point being that, as a representation of the typical computer-illiterate American, it is simply wrong.

      Then you have a remarkably high estimation of your fellow man. Start doing computer support for your rabid NASCAR-watching, beer-swilling, brother-in-law's family, look at the number of people across this country that fit that description, and you start to see why it's actually a pretty good representation of the typical computer-illiterate American. They're good people, real salt-of-the-earth types, but computers are definitely beyond their ken.

      --
      John
    99. Re:Hardly self-destruct by westlake · · Score: 1

      100 years ago you would have to be able to fix your own car: they were new technology, quite rare, and for a select audience only.

      The Model T was introduced in 1908. The Ford could be sophisticated in materials and manufacturing where it mattered - in the four cylinder engine cast in one block. But basic maintenance and repair was kept well within the reach of any rural mechanic. That made perfect sense in an era when the paved road ended at the city line.

      [If you've seen a antique harvester or baler in action you'll know that the mechanic of that era had to know his business]

    100. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as the damage goes, his zombied computer may attack and infect others. The direct costs to Joe Sixpack may include PC troubleshooting and repair, loss of data, and dealing with the theft and abuse of personal banking information. Banks are held liable to cover any fraud losses that result, and they collectively spend billions annually. And for secondary effects, we know there have been suicides due to lost money and also due to computer harassment. I don't think you can simply say that a computer can't "hurt" anybody.

      I understand the JoeSixpack->hacker->bank->bank-customer-who-commits-suicide link, but it's not exactly the same as the CrappyDriver->accident-victim link.

      Irresponsible computer use leads to situations where bad folks can cause other situations that may lead someone to commit suicide.

      Irresponsible car use can directly lead to situations that kill people.

      There's a difference.

    101. Re:Hardly self-destruct by perilandmishap · · Score: 1

      Judging from the translated help file it just deletes/corrupts parts of the registry. If System Restore is enabled, which is the default, these registry files can be extracted from the last restore point (something like C:\System Volume Information\_restore{yadaYada}\RP1\Snapshot). Even if your a typical user and can't find a competent repair shop to do the data is still easily recoverable... So yeah, not that devastating a self-destruct mechanism...

    102. Re:Hardly self-destruct by perilandmishap · · Score: 1

      Actually the windows repair option won't work registry files are corrupted or missing, It won't recognize a windows installation to repair. This, however, will fix the problem: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/307545

    103. Re:Hardly self-destruct by toddestan · · Score: 1

      My only guess is that the trojan was savvy enough to infect the restore partition on that computer. He may have thought that he was reinstalling Windows from a CD, but it was really just some OEM restore disk that accesses the restore partition to do the "reinstall".

    104. Re:Hardly self-destruct by argosreality · · Score: 1

      Actually, in Vista as long as you have the key on the bottem of the computer you can use ANY vista install disk to repair, or reinstall the OS. XP, and to a lesser extent Win2k were the outliers because they had different versions that required different disks and different licenses. On Vista, even the basic disk has the features of all the others its the license key that determines what you get. Sure as hell makes repairs at our shop easier. Ignoring how much better Vista's auto repair tool is to begin with and the fact that you can generally repair an install with system restore without having to do a faulty "repair" install or nuking from orbit

    105. Re:Hardly self-destruct by argosreality · · Score: 1

      To increase the knowledge of the rest of the windows tech community...what "trojan" was this? Cause it'd be pretty impressive to have shrunk the OS, live, without him noticing, copied over system files, nuked the live OS, booted over to an alternate copy AND survived an os restore by somehow tricking the factory restore partition into believing the new trojan partition (that wouldn't be created as bootable and would be deactivated upon the restore option which nukes the system partition) was the original coded partition 0 (or 1 if the restore partition is set as bootable first). Just want to know

    106. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe you.

    107. Re:Hardly self-destruct by robthebloke · · Score: 1

      If it came from dell it would have had a restore partition (and mine originally had a dell-home partition as well). It might also be something to do with computrace.

  5. I hate to say it but... by jimicus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    this could actually be a good thing if it happens.

    This is mostly speculation so take with as much salt as you think it needs.

    Historically, there's not been an obvious connection in the mind of a user whose PC has been hacked with there being a serious problem with this. After all, most home users are probably unaware that their computer is participating in a huge DDOS attack in the first place, and ISPs have been very reluctant to police their customers.

    I don't think credit card fraud through keyloggers is anywhere near prevalent enough to make people take notice either. Let's face it, a trojan which installs a keylogger and reports anything which looks like credit card details back to a known location is going to produce more valid credit card details in the space of a couple of weeks than most people could hope to use in a lifetime of fraud so even if your card details are stolen this way, I'm not sure there's a huge chance they'll ever be used.

    But if the trojan hoses the host PC along with all the family photographs and all the music they've paid good money for - ah, now that might actually make people realise that there's a problem.

    1. Re:I hate to say it but... by arkhan_jg · · Score: 5, Informative

      This kind of destructive behaviour is what most ordinary people still associate with viruses; if it's not hosing the computer entirely, it's nothing to worry about. That they're partly responsible for the spam tsunami, and that their credit card details might be leaking all over the place, just simply doesn't seem to be on their radar.

      so they keep that 3 month trial of norton they got with the computer 3 years ago, and think they're safe because their computer hasn't blown up yet.

      Plus they have a remarkable tolerance for popups - the amount of pcs I get asked to look at because they're 'a bit slow' that are utterly riddled with spyware, maladware and a notification area that fills half the start bar, and are hitting swap space as soon as they boot up...

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      Remember kids, it's all fun and games until someone commits wholesale galactic genocide.
    2. Re:I hate to say it but... by amnezick · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Unfortunately those kind of people are not here to read your post or any other that might, just might, unveil the lack of privacy they're actually swimming into. I've helped friends in the past recover from serious issues (instant restart as soon as the mouse cursor appears onscreen, right after the boot logo disappears) and sometimes more than once, so I'm afraid that even if they did read about other people's PCs being "shattered" some, in their arrogance (or ignorance, pick one) wouldn't take any extra measures to protect their privacy.

      (but I do like it when they call the bank, from some fancy restaurant, asking what happened to their credit. "Well sir, remember that Solstice you bought last week?", "Sols'what?")

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      int 21h
    3. Re:I hate to say it but... by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Informative

      But if the trojan hoses the host PC along with all the family photographs and all the music they've paid good money for - ah, now that might actually make people realise that there's a problem.

      I take it you have no experience dealing with "the public" and computers. They get horked, they see weird popups, and have no idea that it's really unusual. It's all "black magic" to them, anyway, so they don't differentiate much between a "Are you sure you want to NNN" and "Sending bomb threat to Pres Obama" messages.

      If it has an OK button, they'll click on it to get it out of their face.

      Once, I was doing tech support, and the customer was complaining about a condition, and I was SURE that the instructions for how to fix the condition were being displayed to the end user, who adamantly denied it. I walked her through the process, step by step, and at the appropriate point, asked her if any warning box or anything showed up. She said she saw nothing.

      So I set up a remote desktop session, had the customer perform the software procedure again, slowly, so I could see what happened. She clicked slowly, step by step, and then, at the appropriate point, I saw a brief white flash before she told me that, once again, nothing had happened.

      So I told her to take her hand OFF THE MOUSE while I performed the sequence myself.

      This time, as expected, the dialog box popped up explaining what the problem was, and exactly what to do to fix it. When I asked if she'd ever seen it before, she said "Oh yeah, I just click OK whenever I see it". I pointed out to her the first sentence in the box, which was something like "WARNING: read this carefully or you will probably lose important data!". Somehow, "lose important data" was not the same as "Why isn't the program remembering what I typed?".

      And this was no idiot - she was a well trained, college/university graduated professional!

      There is lots of humor in society about the stupidity of the average Joe. Remember that, by definition, half of everybody is even dumber than that. Sad, when you think about it, huh?

      --
      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    4. Re:I hate to say it but... by williamhb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This time, as expected, the dialog box popped up explaining what the problem was, and exactly what to do to fix it. When I asked if she'd ever seen it before, she said "Oh yeah, I just click OK whenever I see it". I pointed out to her the first sentence in the box, which was something like "WARNING: read this carefully or you will probably lose important data!". Somehow, "lose important data" was not the same as "Why isn't the program remembering what I typed?". And this was no idiot - she was a well trained, college/university graduated professional! There is lots of humor in society about the stupidity of the average Joe. Remember that, by definition, half of everybody is even dumber than that. Sad, when you think about it, huh?

      Your users are not stupid; they have simply been desensitised by an endless stream of trivial messages marked "Warning" and "Important", and have intelligently deduced that those words are not meaningful because they are attached to every dang message and pop-up they receive. Ever notice how many pieces of trivial junk mail have the word "Important" on them? "Important notice for car-owners" about the latest insurance offer. "Warning! You may be paying too much for your haircut", etc. And recorded phone calls... "This is an important announcement about your finances ... call Rip-Off-Consolidators Ltd for the best deals in town". Not to mention the endless stream "Warning! Contents of this coffee cup may be hot" [I dang well hope so]. And the "Important" license agreements that are actually irrelevant to your staff when they start corporate-installed software for the first time [the company has already made that decision], but must nonetheless click through. The "Important" email announcement about HR training on the safe way to open an envelope (warning of the terrible dangers of a paper cut)... The "important" notice on the intranet page about staff inductions (the only useful content of which is "where's the stationery kept").

    5. Re:I hate to say it but... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And this was no idiot - she was a well trained, college/university graduated professional!

      Just pointing out that these two things are not mutually exclusive.

      Cheers!

      --
      Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
    6. Re:I hate to say it but... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      We're already at the level of malware infection that is just far too implausible for bad science fiction. I think many people are just going to assume that computers are inherently a pile of crap instead of there being a tipping point where people will not put up with crap.
      I've seen the above situation several times (often the same user several times) where clicking on that tempting link has cost them family photos, music etc and they just want the same crappy environment back. Often there's some application that requires them to run as Admin - or if there isn't they install something that pretends to be a DVD copy tool (to copy pron at work of course) which tricks them into running it as Admin. Other things just arrive via autorun from infected USB disks presumably full of pron (they do not want me to touch those external disks, so something that has to be hidden). I'm not even an MS Windows Admin but this sort of crapware produces overflowing workloads that spill onto everyone until it gets cleaned up.
      Other MS Windows users don't suffer because they run only well behaved applications and don't install 20 pieces of crap polling for updates, weather or whatever the recent equivalent of the annoying purple monkey is. This is what I mean by "the same crappy environment" - where you hand someone a well running machine for work purposes but within a week it's been sabotaged by the user into a thing that takes twenty minutes to boot and it doesn't even have malicious malware on it yet.

    7. Re:I hate to say it but... by JordanL · · Score: 4, Informative

      There is lots of humor in society about the stupidity of the average Joe. Remember that, by definition, half of everybody is even dumber than that. Sad, when you think about it, huh?

      Wouldn't that be the stupidity of the median Joe?

      Just sayin'.

    8. Re:I hate to say it but... by peter318200 · · Score: 1

      Amen brother Amen
      No1 rule for a happy life,
      Dont care about anything more than the person whos problem it is cares about it.

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    9. Re:I hate to say it but... by Eivind · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The reason people, even smart well-educated ones ignore alerts, is that they're trained to.

      You're bombarbed with useless alerts containing useless info all the time, which over time causes you to pay less and less attention to them. What is the use of "Program xyz caused a thsdgas in module drgasefasdfs at memory-address 0xab124134qab, here's a dump of the cpu-registers" It's just noise.

      If I'm stupid enough to update during the workday, why does XP need to ask every 15 minutes if I want to reboot ? Why is there no option for "NO! I'll do it myself -- when I want to." (there's only "now" and "later", the latter meaning "nag me again in a few minutes")

      Vista made it -worse- "Program X wants to do Y, do you want to allow this?" pops up all the time, usually in response to you 3 seconds earlier having explicitly asked for Y -- so the answer is an obvious yes.

      When people get dozens of alerts a day, 95% of which contain nothing that is understandable or useful to them, it's no wonder they've learnt to ignore them and do whatever it takes to get them out of the way.

    10. Re:I hate to say it but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever invented the phrase 'Average Joe' obviously knew that Joes are normally distributed, hence the mean Joe = the median Joe = the modal Joe.

    11. Re:I hate to say it but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only if stupidity is not normally distributed...

    12. Re:I hate to say it but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't say mean Joe, he said average Joe.

    13. Re:I hate to say it but... by u38cg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Welcome to Slashdot, where the median poster knows what a bell curve is ;)

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    14. Re:I hate to say it but... by idigitallDotCom · · Score: 1

      there's something about non-IT professionals that just make them *dumb* in front of a computer.

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    15. Re:I hate to say it but... by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      I must say, I find myself more and more fond of the small [x] in the corner of modal dialogs.
      If I'm presented with [OK] [Cancel], I'm forced to make a decision, not when I want to make it but when - some component decided it's the right time to bother me. So I press [x] in the corner telling the component to go fuck itself because it's not nearly important enough to deserve my attention at given time.
      In most cases the [x] means "ask me later." In some cases it means "crash, die and burn, and serves you well for getting in my way."

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    16. Re:I hate to say it but... by GF678 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Plus they have a remarkable tolerance for popups - the amount of pcs I get asked to look at because they're 'a bit slow' that are utterly riddled with spyware, maladware and a notification area that fills half the start bar, and are hitting swap space as soon as they boot up...

      I know, it's ridiculous!

      Today I was looking at a teacher's personal laptop, waiting for it to complete the logging in process after entering user credentials in Windows XP. My laptop can cold boot, run POST, boot Vista, log into my account, show the desktop and complete loading of all startup programs/services, then shutdown and power-off, and that entire process would STILL have been quicker than this guy's laptop finishing its startup after user login. Not to mention it was using 100% of one of the cores continusly and no process was showing the cause.

      I kept reiterating to him, this isn't normal! How can you have been working like this for so long? Turns out he agreed, and was planning to buy a new laptop. Doesn't matter that nothing's physically wrong with the current one, and I can guarantee a reformat/reinstall would show an amazing difference. But I suppose throwing cash at new hardware is one way to fix things.

    17. Re:I hate to say it but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he is an old Pittsburgh Steeler fan, and he meant Mean Joe Greene

    18. Re:I hate to say it but... by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

      I think we need a new word computer users aren't desensitized to.

      Maybe... FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! That's always an attention getter, especially if the user thinks his computer is actually on fire.

    19. Re:I hate to say it but... by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "But if the trojan hoses the host PC along with all the family photographs and all the music they've paid good money for - ah, now that might actually make people realise that there's a problem."

      Yes, people might call for increased penalties for malware authors.

    20. Re:I hate to say it but... by dropadrop · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you've been giving tech support to my wife.

    21. Re:I hate to say it but... by silent_artichoke · · Score: 1

      Mean Joe just passes out Dr. Pepper to random children at games.

    22. Re:I hate to say it but... by shentino · · Score: 1

      The warning on hot coffee can be blamed on the McScald case.

    23. Re:I hate to say it but... by SoCalChris · · Score: 1

      If I'm stupid enough to update during the workday, why does XP need to ask every 15 minutes if I want to reboot ? Why is there no option for "NO! I'll do it myself -- when I want to." (there's only "now" and "later", the latter meaning "nag me again in a few minutes")

      This happens frequently to me when IS pushes out updates. I'll have quite a few apps open, right in the middle of debugging something, and that stupid window will pop up a split second before I press the enter key for something. Since it defaults to "Reboot Now", my computer starts shutting down immediately right in the middle of what I'm doing, with no way of stopping it.

      You can turn it off temporarily by stopping the "Automatic Updates" service. XP will quit nagging you to reboot, and the service will still start automatically the next time you start it up. I have no idea why MS didn't make "Reboot manually later" an option, but it's highly annoying.

    24. Re:I hate to say it but... by powerlord · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But I suppose throwing cash at new hardware is one way to fix things.

      Well, in their defense, that has been "required" up till relatively recently.

      If you wanted to run Office/Web Browser/Watch Videos/etc. you often needed to upgrade your computer a few times over the past decade or two.

      Most people are still caught in that mindset of "oh, I guess I'll need to replace it every X" where X is somewhere between 6 months and 2 years.

      They also don't probably realize that the computer they have NOW (provided they got a dual-core model with "enough" memory) is probably sufficient to do anything most people use it for on a daily basis ... provided it doesn't get loaded down with Malware/Crapware/Viruses/Trojans/etc.

      Until they realize that the old "upgrade treadmill" has leveled off, they're still expecting their computer to slow down over time. :/

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  6. I can't wait to see.... by lordofthechia · · Score: 5, Funny

    The next "I'm a PC, I'm a Mac" commercial is gonna rule!

    Mac: Umm... PC.... why are you stabbing yourself repeatedly with that pen...

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    1. Re:I can't wait to see.... by Kokuyo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      How did that post not get modded +5, Fucking Hilarious?

    2. Re:I can't wait to see.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The next "I'm a PC, I'm a Mac" commercial is gonna rule!

      Mac: Umm... PC.... why are you stabbing yourself repeatedly with that pen...

      You're not... making... a damn canoe... out of me!

    3. Re:I can't wait to see.... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Er, it did?

      I'm not sure I follow where you're headed here...

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    4. Re:I can't wait to see.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      How did that post not get modded +5, Fucking Hilarious?

      because it's not that funny. in fact, it's quite lame. once a comment his about +3 anything, idiot moderators will take it up to +5 so that in metamoderation, people will just accept it as a valid moderation and hence bolster the moderator's karma rating more.

    5. Re:I can't wait to see.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PC: _can't_help_going_an_hero_

      *Linux Appears*

      Linux: 'the fuck's up with him?
      Mac: I don't know man, wanna grab a beer?

    6. Re:I can't wait to see.... by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Yeah...

      PC walks onto the screen looking like frankenstein or something
      Mac: What's up with you?
      PC: Oh I've just been turned into a zombie computer now I'm being forced to give people emails to improve their length and sexual performance *throws bag of spam at Mac*

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    7. Re:I can't wait to see.... by stillnotelf · · Score: 0

      AC is correct, +2/+3 is clearly a tipping point. Once you hit +3 it's downhill to +5, but it's hard to get from 2 to 3. I think this means a lot of people are still filtering at 3/4/5 when using mod points (instead of -1 or 0 as suggested).

    8. Re:I can't wait to see.... by powerlord · · Score: 1

      PC hanging from off screen in a fishing net.

      Mac: Hey PC, what happened to you?

      Extended Gripper reaches down from off screen to PC as he puts his wallet in its grip.
      PC: Oh, I got caught in the latest BotNet and some hacker is stealing my information. You know how it is.

      Mac: No, sorry PC. Mac users don't usually have their computers taken over. Do you need help getting out of that net? Or counseling?

      PC: No, I'll be fine once he issues the Kill command. Then I can just reinstall from scratch and forget this ever happened.

      Mac: But, you'll learn from the mistakes so you don't get caught in the same BotNet again, right?

      PC: [softly] ... and forget this ever happened.

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  7. On the right track by Norsefire · · Score: 1

    Now all we need is for computers to be able to literally self-destruct, short circuit and cause property damage, perhaps burn a house down. That is what it is going to take for people to take security seriously. People don't care if there computer is part of a botnet as long as they can check their emails and look at dancing pandas on YouTube, that will change if they think their computer can explode because of it.

    1. Re:On the right track by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooo.. Dancing pandas, you say?

    2. Re:On the right track by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Just get everyone to buy Sony laptops.

    3. Re:On the right track by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dancing panda's? Great! Show me the link, i would google it if i could, but i dont seem to be able to reach some websites like microsoft update and google.

    4. Re:On the right track by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No dude, that is when the government steps in and mandates their "we watch everything" security package.

    5. Re:On the right track by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "Now all we need is for computers to be able to literally self-destruct, short circuit and cause property damage, perhaps burn a house down. That is what it is going to take for people to take security seriously."

      Perhaps you should just nuke the entire planet? That would take care of all the things that annoy you.

  8. Is physical destruction even possible? by phantomcircuit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Could you screw with the voltage and thermal thresholds to cause a system to literally self destruct?

    1. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by Krisbee · · Score: 3, Funny

      If windows controls the fans, you could possibly make the system work really quiet :-] ...

    2. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by benjamindees · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Rumor has it that old Athlons built before hardware thermal throttling could catch fire and burn down your PC. But I've never seen any proof of this.

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    3. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's possible, at least to some extent. Old CRTs could be fried with bad programming. Modern CPUs usually have a thermal fail safe (i.e. a reboot) but not every component does this. I'm pretty sure my Radeon doesn't have this feature, since it gets hot as hell if I let it run for too long.

      Another interesting option is USB. I believe it's possible to alter the USB power with a software driver. Just set the power level to over 9000, and your peripherals will fry.

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    4. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by Zapotek · · Score: 5, Informative

      There already are overclocking tools that do exactly that.
      Control the fans, the temperature threshold, cpu freq etc...
      I don't see why a worm or other malware can't do the same thing.

    5. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      I remember reading way way back about a whole bunch of BIOS update exploits that showed up. That was when it was common for boards to have a Win32 BIOS update program bundled on the CD.

      Since then most of the BIOS updating code has been moved into the BIOS, or board manufacturers just instruct you to burn a bootable CD.

      No win32 bios flashing means no sneaky/nasty win32 bios flashing. ;)

    6. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      That's not entirely true; often BIOS settings can be set while the machine is running. You may be thinking of flashing the BIOS, which is a different issue entirely.

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    7. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by noundi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm, I have some K6/K6-2 processors left from old times. This gave me an idea. I need a fire extinguisher first though.

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    8. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the virus could disable the fan in BIOS, you could get something like this:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qJfz6pOg_8

    9. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sure, just use an HCF instruction.

    10. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by garphik · · Score: 1

      Turn off the fan, and make it calculate square roots in an infinite loop, or enforce a race condition in threads ... The processor will be in ashes within seconds

    11. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by isama · · Score: 0

      nah, a buckket of water wil work just fine

    12. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by Krisbee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, and to speed up the process, you could also exercise the graphics processor using some internet commercials from the web.

    13. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by garphik · · Score: 1

      That could actually work!

    14. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by gazbo · · Score: 1

      I think you need to read up on what a race condition is.

    15. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by m50d · · Score: 1

      There's a video on tom's hardware - but bear in mind this was done by completely removing the heatsink/fan/etc. assembly.

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    16. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      Yep, I remember the old CRT killing one. There was also a poke you could do on a CBM Pet that apparantly friend them.

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    17. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by NotQuiteInsane · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That was the 1st-gen Athlons, i.e. the Thunderbird class. The thermal sensor couldn't handle rapid increases in temperature (I think the limit was one degree C per five seconds or something like that) so if the heatsink failed or you forgot to put thermal compound on there...

      What you got was a puff of smoke, and a dead CPU and motherboard (more specifically the CPU socket usually melted, and the core voltage regulators cooked). Still a bit of an expensive cockup though; this was in the days where a Tbird would cost around $200, plus another $160 to $300 for the motherboard.

    18. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by NotQuiteInsane · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe it's possible to alter the USB power with a software driver. Just set the power level to over 9000, and your peripherals will fry.

      Um, no.

      The voltage on a USB connector is fixed at 5V. The controller starts up the slave device (a mouse or whatever) at 100mA, reads off the device descriptor, then kicks it up to 500mA if the device needs it, and if enough power is available.

      The rule is, having too much voltage will blow stuff up, but a device will only take as much current as it needs. If you have a chip that needs 500mA at 5V, then plug it into a 1A 5V power supply, then the chip will only 'take' 500mA from the PSU.

      Thing is, the USB host controller only has a 5V supply and a 5V output for slave devices. The absolute worst you'd be able to do is turn a couple of devices on and off at random (which could be fun to do as an April Fool's joke)...

    19. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure my Radeon doesn't have this feature, since it gets hot as hell if I let it run for too long.
      Just how hot is hot as hell? it's perfectly possible for a chip to be both hot enough to burn your fingers yet still within it's operating temperature range.

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    20. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Two problems with that idea

      Firstly all moden CPUs have thermal protection, (afaict the most recent chip you could get to go up in smoke by just removing the CPU cooler was the athlon XP and I belive some later athlon XP motherboards added additional protection circuitry to stop it happening). Afaict athlon XP systems generally didn't have motherboard controlled fans anyway (at least on desktops, I dunno about on laptops)

      Secondly while a fan stopping will probablly result in overheating it will be much more gradual and much less severe than complete heatsink removal.

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    21. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Another interesting option is USB. I believe it's possible to alter the USB power with a software driver. Just set the power level to over 9000, and your peripherals will fry.

      USB limits current to the devices. A device won't draw more current than it needs, so you can't fry them this way. If the user had a ton of things connected that normally didn't get enough power due to the PC limiting it, having the PC stop limiting it might blow a fuse in the power supply or trip a thermal breaker in the USB section.

    22. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by JazzLad · · Score: 1

      Weren't t-birds technically second gen? I have a pre-t-bird Athlon chip at home in what used to be my media server ...

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    23. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by NotQuiteInsane · · Score: 1

      +1 to you sir, right on all counts.

      Yep, the Thunderbirds were 2nd-gen, the K7 and K75 were the 1st-gens.

      Although to be fair, the failure mode was a complete loss of the heatsink. In the real world, a fan failure is a distinct possibility (and the motherboard should ideally pick that up and start beeping like mad or shut down if that happens) but the complete loss of a heatsink is incredibly unlikely. I can see it happening on a Socket7 board that's been used as a CPU testbed, but not on a modern LGA775 or AMD board. Well, maybe on one of the AMD boards (if memory serves they still use the clip-down mounts).

      Some of the "overclocker" type heatsinks (e.g. Zalman CNPS9500AT) have moved to screw-down mounts. You have a *big* plastic frame that mounts onto the motherboard (to stop the heatsink flexing the board and to serve as a mount) and the heatsink screws into that. So that's six screws that could fail, but only two of which (the two on the heatsink clip) would make the HSF fall off if the screwhead broke off.

      AIUI, almost all modern processors have some form of overtemperature protection. On the Intel Core chips it's a clock-throttler which kicks in at about 70C, and IIRC AMD have something that ties into the "Cool 'n' Quiet" clock-throttler. You're probably not going to kill a modern chip just by pulling the heatsink.

    24. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      If windows controls the fans, you could possibly make the system work really quiet :-] ...

      That's why I still have that old fan in my computer that makes a knock at every revolution! It's a sensory malware detection tool!

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    25. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      My Radeon will get up to 200C before it manages to hard-reboot my computer.

    26. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can fry peripherals pulling power from USB ports, but only if their pulling power.

      You can fry or severely damage some video cards (You need to have the ability to OC and the tools).

      If you have the ability to turn system fans on and off with MB controls you can do that remotely (although most compy's will auto-shut down if they hit a certain thermal threshold). If you have software controls for your CPU fan, you can turn it off remotely, although it's preferable to max it's speed and try to do a burn-out. The system will usually auto shut-down and refuse to reboot (i.e. it will quickly shut down again).

      An obvious one is hard drives (formatting, writing too much data, etc.). I have seen a physically destroyed HD done purely with software, someone had a video capture program running, using a secondary drive for the capture (not the primary system). The program overwrote to the hard drive, and gave it a bad case of the clickies. It wouldn't do anything after that.

      You can blow out speakers remotely, if they have pure software controls for the volume. Very few speakers are set up this way.

      I have heard, but have not seen and have no proof, that you can set timings and voltages on memory to fry them remotely. When Anonymous Coward is skeptical about something, make sure you take it with a grain of salt.

    27. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by racas · · Score: 2, Informative

      All of the motherboards I've purchased have placed the most dangerous of the BIOS settings behind jumper protection--You have to move J1 so it bridges 1-2 before you can change the CPU voltage, for instance.

    28. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      Hot enough that it pisses off my CPU thermostat. Sometimes it will even cause a reboot.

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    29. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The power level is over 9000? Why does that sound familiar? Is there a penis joke in there?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzC_4_6jchI&feature=related

    30. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you took a bare Athlon (no heatsink) and powered it up it would smolder, stink, and be ruined in a matter of seconds. The term "let out the smoke" became revitalized around this time. There were a few videos of people that used thermite or ignited magnesium powder to hoax/joke about it.

      The real concerns were far less dramatic. The Athlon could be damaged if left running under a stock HSF, if the heatsink's fan failed and if your case used only the PSU fan for airflow. "Thermal protection" consisted of temperature sensors in the socket (that didn't always even touch the CPU packaging) and an alarm if the temperature got too high, though it wasn't always enabled by default. Boards also included an autoshutdown option. This was sufficient if a fan failed, but if you powered up a machine without a heatsink attached the motherboard wouldn't necessarily respond fast enough and the processor could be cooked before you could respond to the alarm. Better Socket A motherboards offered the option of using a screw on HSF if you wanted to install a heavy heatsink that was travelworthy.

      Pentium III didn't have this problem as much because it ran on less power and the sensors could shut down in time.

      When Intel started producing CPUs (P-4) that used as much power as the Athlon, they included a CPU internal thermal sensor and would throttle the CPU if the temp got too high. They also redesigned the HSF retention mechanism to support more massive heat sinks.

      AthlonXP got an internal sensor that stopped the smoke problem, but not all motherboards supported it. AXPs also usually used less power than Thunderbirds. With Hammer AMD redesigned the 939 socket to accommodate a more massive stock HSF and went with throttling options.

    31. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      It's over 9000? There's no way that can be right!

    32. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, though the 1st gen Athlons could cook as well. But because they were slot A they came with the Heatsink attached. You had to be deliberate about removing the heatsink.

      Socket 754 still had the basic Socket 370 design but mandated a 6 hole clip. Most Socket A heatsinks had a single point of failure and some were poor design, being way too heavy for the socket.

    33. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another interesting option is USB. I believe it's possible to alter the USB power with a software driver. Just set the power level to over 9000, and your peripherals will fry.

      Alas, the level of software control over USB power is just changing the amount of current a device can draw (it has to ask for permission before taking more than 100mA IIRC). You can't kill a device by allowing it to draw a higher current, although you could possibly corrupt data by denying it power while it's busy.

    34. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      You may be thinking of flashing the BIOS, which is a different issue entirely.

      Really? I might? What ever gave you that idea? ;)

    35. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Those won't get hot enough to smoke and destroy themselves, unless perhaps you pried off the heatspreader first. It's the early Athlons with the exposed die that can go up with lots of smoke and charring.

  9. The feature I've been waiting for by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The way you say that makes it sound like it's a bad thing...

    So, essentially, you're telling me that people who get infected are at risk of losing their PC's data. People unable or unwilling to keep their PCs secure might suffer the consequences thereof themselves instead of only posing a threat to others on the net, through spam, DDoS or spreading more malware.

    Care to explain where the negative aspect is?

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    1. Re:The feature I've been waiting for by Woy · · Score: 1

      Also, since the only reasonable fix is a system reinstall, the virus is already nudging them in the right direction!

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    2. Re:The feature I've been waiting for by MrMista_B · · Score: 1

      Can you keep your PC secure from a threat you're not aware of?

      No.

      Are you trying to suggest that's /not/ a negative aspect?

    3. Re:The feature I've been waiting for by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to suggest that's /not/ a negative aspect?

      If it matters to them, they can get a clue. If not, then it does not matter.
      It's a win-win situation in the long run.

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      Down With Slashdot BETA!!! I've been around the corner and seen the oliphant; you can only abuse me from your perspecti
    4. Re:The feature I've been waiting for by cptnapalm · · Score: 1

      There are two probabilities:

      1) Bring the PC to a computer place. "Please make it go."
      2) Buy new PC.

      Learning ain't on the menu, by and large.

    5. Re:The feature I've been waiting for by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      We'll have to clean it all up.

    6. Re:The feature I've been waiting for by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      Can you keep your PC secure from a threat you're not aware of?

      No.

      Sure you can. Its why you keep your machines behind firewalls even if they are fully patched. Its why you don't download and run random executables no matter what some antivirus programs says. Its why you run services with least privilege. They're all safeguards against the next vulnerability.

  10. Sensationalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Has anyone else noticed the degree of sensationalism in /. headings has risen considerably lately?

    1. Re:Sensationalism by ledow · · Score: 1

      The next story is named: "Slashdot Poster Accuses Website Of Losing Site of Reality!"

      The spelling mistake is, of course, deliberate and won't be changed until 100 people have made a fool of themselves by posting a comment and then looking dumb because it looks like they're correcting a spelling that's already correct to new viewers...

  11. Good! by Tom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Finally, home PC security will be taken seriously.

    Come on, we know it works like that. Nobody takes the common flu seriously, because most of the time it doesn't hurt much - did you know that the common flu kills many thousands every year? More people died from flu in 2001 in the USA than from the 9/11 terror attacks.

    But when swine flu shows up, or bird flu, or whatever this years influenza variant is, that is frontpage news.

    Why should computer viruses be any different?

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    1. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, home PC security will be taken seriously.

      You're new on the Net, aren't you?

  12. Upgrading the hard way by Virtually+Sane · · Score: 5, Funny

    The things Microsoft will do to make you upgrade to Vista :)

    1. Re:Upgrading the hard way by AnalPerfume · · Score: 2

      I was wondering if someone else had that thought before I posted it, lol.

  13. Leave Windows Alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Windows after all it has been through!

    It lost its XP, it went through a Vista. It had two fuckin Service Packs.

    Its boss turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now it's going through a custody battle. All you people care about isâ¦.. BOTNETS and making money off of her.

    ITâ(TM)S A WINDOWS! (ah! ooh!) What you donâ(TM)t realize is that Windows is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about it.

    LEAVE IT ALONE! You are lucky it even BOOTED for you BASTARDS!

    LEAVE WINDOWS ALONE!â¦..Please.

    1. Re:Leave Windows Alone by noundi · · Score: 1

      Poor Britney. Now she's even getting compared to Windows.

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    2. Re:Leave Windows Alone by dbIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course. MS Windows security is like her underwear. Even when it is on it is excessively complicated, doesn't cover much and is very easy to remove.

    3. Re:Leave Windows Alone by noundi · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the packet injection vulnerability which opens after removing the above mentioned protection system. Even though this can be used to deploy viruses it usually creates a bot for 9 months. At first you'll get occasional and relatively harmless I/O errors, and in particular after morning boot ups. However it's worth noting that this bot severely hogs the system at a high exponential rate in relation to its uptime.

      Ok I think this cow is milked dry now.

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  14. Self-destruct! by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    "Tearing itself apart"... bah, what a disappointment. I checked and they can't even make the PC explode. :/

  15. A blessing in disguise? by Chrisq · · Score: 2, Interesting

    All it does is mess up the OS - the hardware is fine, hardly a 'nuclear option' or 'self-destruct'.

    In fact it could prompt someone to install Linux afterwards

  16. Re:WTF by fractoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Looks like either the majority of slashdotters, or the slashdot servers, self destructed.

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  17. yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    viruses are nothing new.

  18. Obligatory Quote by amanox · · Score: 1

    Homer: Nucular... It's pronounced Nucular ...

  19. Did the author miss the obvious? by Speed+Pour · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's at least one other reason that the botnet holder may have opted to kill it....If he downloaded something that gave him a reason to freak out. Imagine a scenario where you're looking through some stolen data and realize you just picked up information about a government run weapons facility or assassination plans. The dumbest thing you could do is leave tracks, but since that's already been done, you might as well try to destroy your tracks and hope nobody notices.

    On a side node, between the semi-bogus slashdot headline and the wildly sensationalized article, which is also misleading on at least a couple of points, there's surprisingly little news here. If more accurate information was in that article, it might be different.

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    1. Re:Did the author miss the obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps more likely, you got sensitive data from someone in a position to make the remainder of your life brief and full of pain.

  20. Short report on Zeus trojan by steveha · · Score: 4, Informative

    The summary and TFA are rather light on the details I wanted. Here's what you need to know about Zeus:

    It's a Trojan that takes over Windows computers. It is being spread through phishing tricks. It is designed to be easy to use, so script kiddies can just pay US$700 to get the Zeus kit and start building botnets to steal data such as credit card numbers.

    http://searchsecurity.techtarget.com/news/article/0,289142,sid14_gci1310679,00.html

    One feature of Zeus is the "kos" command, for "kill operating system". This wipes out the Windows Registry and the OS files. Usually, black hat hackers don't want to kill systems they 0wn, but recently Roman Hüssy saw a whole botnet get the kos command. TFA listed three possible reasons for this: 0) rival black hat hackers might have gained enough control of a botnet to issue the kos command, to deny the botnet to its 0wners; 1) the hackers might have issued the kos command by mistake or due to incompetence; or 2) the hackers issued the kos to cover their tracks, and give them more time to use stolen data.

    That last theory makes some sense to me. If the system is still intact, the owner of the system may figure out that his system was 0wned. The kos will wipe out the evidence of Zeus as well as the OS, so all the owner really knows is that Windows really crashed hard this time.

    steveha

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    1. Re:Short report on Zeus trojan by SpooForBrains · · Score: 4, Insightful

      or 4) they did it for shits 'n giggles. Possibly while either drunk or high.

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    2. Re:Short report on Zeus trojan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it was some blackmail threat. Word gets around that they're actually willing to pursue a scorched-earth policy, next time people pay up.

    3. Re:Short report on Zeus trojan by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      itym "lulz"

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    4. Re:Short report on Zeus trojan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      42) You forgot #3, and your #4 is a subset of gp's #1.

    5. Re:Short report on Zeus trojan by projector · · Score: 1

      Someone hire the parent poster as an editor.

    6. Re:Short report on Zeus trojan by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      Fourth reason:

      4) If you have a infection, the best most reliable way to get rid of it is to wipe your OS and reinstall from scratch. The trojan authors are kindly doing you a favor.

      (similar to the idea of a trojan which improves security settings on every system it infects)

  21. Re:Auto destruct by noundi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Go home dad, you're drunk.

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  22. *Real* self-destruct by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    Brings up an interesting question: how, exactly, would you force a computer to actually self-destruct (i.e. become useless) instead of just requiring a restore from backup? Write the CMOS repeatedly til it coughs? Tell the CPU to cease cooling?

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    1. Re:*Real* self-destruct by Another,+completely · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Commodore PET was one box with integrated monitor and processor, and the monitor focus could be adjusted in software. It was possible to reduce the scan of the CRT to just the centre of the monitor, which (I am told) burnt a dead area in the middle of the monitor fairly quickly.

      Wouldn't meet the "useless" measure, but would be very annoying and permanent physical damage. (You could probably mess up the disk head alignment pretty badly too, but that can be fixed.)

    2. Re:*Real* self-destruct by slashbart · · Score: 1

      Maybe you can write the flash a zillion times while the os is still running until you run over the maximum number of write cycles. It seems you can only write the flash during reboots but maybe that is not actually the case.

    3. Re:*Real* self-destruct by ErroneousBee · · Score: 1
      • 10 *MOTOR 1
      • 20 *MOTOR 0
      • 30 GOTO 10

      You might be able to write a similar prog to thrash the hard drive till the heads fall off, or poke away at flash type devices till the bits get tired.

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    4. Re:*Real* self-destruct by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      there were supposed to be things of that vintage where you could slam the read head into the hard drive platter hard enough to do physical damage

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    5. Re:*Real* self-destruct by Another,+completely · · Score: 1

      Don't think I ever saw a hard drive for the PET. You could slam the head of the floppy drive out of alignment (people wrote code that played music on the drive), but my friends used to have time competitions for re-aligning them. They used ratcheting screwdrivers for faster action.

      Ahh, geek reminiscences...

    6. Re:*Real* self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably useless information now for the most part but:

      The TI-99/4a p-code card could be rendered non-functional by holding down certain keys when the computer was powered on. I'm not sure exactly how this occurred but I can verify that holding the keys down did in fact render the p-code card non-functional. For the life of me I cannot remember what the particular keys are. And no, FYI, it was not my p-code card but some poor schmucks.

    7. Re:*Real* self-destruct by nightranger · · Score: 0

      Didnt the original PET have a wooden case. I understood you could cause a short and then fire by peeking to a specific memory location. I seem to remember that the PET II had a similar issue but with the tape drive. Been a long time.

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    8. Re:*Real* self-destruct by ledow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've said for years - viruses are boring nowadays. There's so much *potential* for a really well-written, modular virus to wreak worldwide havoc but nobody's done it. Imagine a virus that inspects local hardware/software and downloads a set of hashed filenames for that data, each of which attacks that specific element of the computer and is updated regularly. E.g. it spots that you have a processor with an old errata bug, downloads the module for it (anonymous P2P) and uses that to gain admin privileges, or it sees a new update to McAffee and the download requests for that hash spark the original author (or a random strangers) interest and they write a new module to counteract whatever workaround has been put in place which *all* machines instantly start benefitting from.

      In terms of permanent hardware damage:

      Overwriting the HPA's on the disk drive? That could cause some fun.

      Bad flash (hard to do with BIOS, and BIOS options to prevent it) - anything with firmware on basically - e.g. RAID cards, USB devices, even network routers!

      Using weaknesses in hardware configurations (e.g. the IBM Thinkpad's that could be bricked by a perfectly valid, but unexpected, I2C write to one of their EEPROM chips - beyond non-IBM repair, I might add). Writing infinitely to Flash drives (would you notice a small process that starts 10 secs after you insert a USB drive and just reads and rewrites every block of data for ever?) or SSD's. Even Ubuntu nearly trashed people's drives by accident by repeatedly spinning them down and back up and making the SMART data go through the roof.

      Using weaknesses in hardware *control* (e.g. overclocking everything, temperature monitoring, fan control, etc. but it's harder to damage a chip permanently nowadays because they are designed to slowdown/shutoff under extreme conditions - you'd almost certainly be able to cause an extreme nuisance, though).

      Possibly (although this is *unlikely*) trying to do things like create power surges on the buses by repeatedly activating and shutting down hardware with various timings while watching the voltages on the lines, to see if you can cause an overload. I think that spinning disks/CD's + spinning fans + various heavy-duty CPU/GPU work etc. might well be able to take out some of the cheaper power supplies in a lot of machines.

      Even things like setting the BIOS to boot from PXE first, then ZIP, then floppy, then CDROM would be enough to flummox 99% of users who would think that their machine had broken because it doesn't get into Windows, etc.

      The most interesting concept to me would be to take out other hardware - maybe flash a printer with all 1's, or re-flash the local ADSL router or similar. So much stuff has firmware nowadays that it shouldn't be too difficult to wreak some havoc with just a big database of MAC's/ports/firmware specifications for some of the more popular types. Imagine a virus that (on discovering attempts to remove it) not only takes out your computer, but bad-flashes your printers, network hardware and iPod first! That'd make you think twice about automated anti-virus software or manual cleanup instead of just "reformat, reinstall".

    9. Re:*Real* self-destruct by Spatial · · Score: 1

      CPUs have thermal failsafes, and many modern ones will run normally even without active cooling if they're not heavily loaded. Some motherboards also have a backup CMOS.

      You might have some luck overvolting some components to crazy levels or blanking the hard disc firmware. I can't think of anything really reliable though.

    10. Re:*Real* self-destruct by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 1

      wouldnt something like that become quite bloated over time(like Norton,nero,etc..)

    11. Re:*Real* self-destruct by ledow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Define bloat. Hard disc space? Not at all. RAM? Not at all. Executable size? Not at all.

      It would only need a tiny program capable of reading PCI id's and program names, maybe even Windows patch levels, a hashing algorithm and a built-in P2P facility. It would be *smaller* than most viruses which tend to be written in bloat-ridden languages like VB. A megabyte of executable means *nothing* anymore and you can barely see it transfer/run. I've seen 20-50Mb installers for single files, for God's sake.

      Everything else would be stored on a P2P network (like Conficker does), for which the virus itself could easily suck a hundred megs or so of temporary disk space from every infected machine with nobody noticing. The rest is downloaded on an as-needed basis by the virus, based on the hashes of the programs it sees running and the hardware it sees installed. It downloads *just* those exploit modules (which, being modular, need do nothing more than compromise the program/hardware required and return administrative control to the original virus). It would come with, say, one built-in compromise which it uses to get into machines and once on-board distributes multiple versions of itself (possibly with a *different*, random built-in compromise in each one, so that it becomes autonomously updating and spreading).

      Want to take advantage of a new vulnerability? Release a signed, hashed file onto the P2P network and watch it explode on millions of existing and new machines. Those machines already infected will pick up the new file and create derivatives for you, or use it to gain admin privileges if the machine they are on has the right hardware/software combination. For additional resiliency, have it track which are the most common types of successful infections over time and bias it's "generator" towards those (remember when virus meant "self-replicating"?). That way "new" compromises get more of a workout, and "successful" compromises are the mass that keep the rest of the swarm ticking over.

      Get an assembler programmer to do it for you and you could do it in *literally* kilobytes by taking advantage of internal Windows libraries. Do it in VB or some large language and have it in under a Meg. You can't even *see* the loading time for a 1Mb executable any more, unless it's off a floppy or something.

    12. Re:*Real* self-destruct by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      well, something of that era. ps/2's, tandy 1000s, i dunno. it was just a rumor, my hard drive back in those days was an HD20. (bonus points to anyone who knows what that was hooked up to without googling it...)

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    13. Re:*Real* self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For general mayhem.

      1)Bundle a bunch of BIOS that set CPU and RAM voltage to whatever is MAX for the boards and disable thermal alarms and throttling.

      2)Upload mess to P2P as "tweaked" performance BIOS with a list of what they work on.

      3)Won't last long though.

      However to target a specific computer you'd need to know what chipset and BIOS family they were using and get them to run an executable with the right BIOS. If you get it wrong their BIOS will still probably be borked, but fixable with another flash. If you get it right you could cause physical hardware damage.

      Perhaps too much trouble for more than a "self destruct" program.

  23. I know this virus by tangent3 · · Score: 1

    It's called the Irene Demova virus, right?

  24. Re:WTF by MrMr · · Score: 5, Funny

    The problem is the slashdotters are in an unresolvable emotional deadlock.
    Do we cheer for destroying 100000 infested Windows installations, or do rage at the crapware producers who make this possible...

  25. As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by dbIII · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's the only way to be sure.
    To be a bit more serious what I mean by "from orbit" is run everything from some sort of media that the malware never had a chance of touching - preferably a completely different OS on read only media. Then the partitions go and the new ones get formatted before use etc etc.
    Of course the above poster knew that even though the victim of the anecdote didn't.

    1. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by Plekto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To be a bit more serious what I mean by "from orbit" is run everything from some sort of media that the malware never had a chance of touching - preferably a completely different OS on read only media. Then the partitions go and the new ones get formatted before use etc etc.

      I remember when a lot of laptops (and a couple of PCs) did exactly this via OS in ROMs. Nice clean boot up every time, with no viruses or other idiocy. Perhaps PCs should consider making a move back to this again?

      With the advent of flash media, it's entirely possible as well that you could load the "OS" on a special card and it be non-writable(thinking physical tab/button similar to 3.5" floppies). This way you could manually lock down your root directory, say, in Linux, and nothing short of an act of God would allow a hacker to gain access to it or change it, even IF they gained the correct permissions somehow.

      Also, what shocks me is the move in Windows 7 away from simpler methods. It was a great chance for Microsoft to streamline and get some real security into their OS. That is, in many older computers, you could literally yank the offending OS folder entirely and restore it with a clean copy and all of your data and programs would remain untouched. No registry or other idiocy like hidden files and processes that don't show up even when you run the built in applications to check on the machine's status. Many older OSs merely required a simple file replacement and reboot. Yes, they were largely simpler as well, but that's not an entirely bad thing.

    2. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by dbIII · · Score: 1

      With the advent of flash media, it's entirely possible as well that you could load the "OS" on a special card and it be non-writable

      The eeepc apparently does this in a linux version, and might even do that for the XP version as well. I'm not sure if it really is read only flash or whether it's just a solid state version of the HP etc recovery partition which malware could still get to.

    3. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by Zerth · · Score: 1

      Adding a physical write tab for the OS would only last until the malware wrapped itself in something the user wanted. You'd have to make it a pain in the ass to discourage them, and then they'd be equally less likely to install OS updates.

      Anyone else get an amusing number of requests to "install this print thingy" recently? Some people would infect their computer for $5 of mediocre chicken.

    4. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by NotQuiteInsane · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd boot off a Linux live CD (either one of the Ubuntu LiveCDs or the System Rescue CD) and then zero-wipe the first megabyte or so of each partition, and finish off by zero-wiping the boot sector.

      dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda[1..n] bs=1M count=1
      dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=1M count=1

      That said, if I'm doing a PC repair for someone else, I'll get a USB external drive and pull the contents of My Documents off the HDD with the LiveCD before zapping everything. If it's my machine I'll zap everything and restore from backup...

    5. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      You're going to have to explain the link between printer drivers and $5 chicken.

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    6. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing it's a trojan that claims it prints out special offer vouchers.

      Hope they aren't for Popeye's, seems the don't have any chicken. Or maybe they're just out of chicken.

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    7. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by JazzLad · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      It's neither. It uses union mounts, so that the core OS partition is mounted first, and then a second partition is mounted over the top. All of the changes go on the top partition. If you destroy the top partition, you are left with a clean install.

      Making the OS non-writeable is the most stupid idea I've heard all day. Most operating systems ship with one or more security holes that aren't found until after the release, and making it non-writeable also means making it non-fixable.

      The EeePC approach only really protects you from accidental harm. Malware sill simply install itself on the top partition. You delete the OS, reinstall, and then mount the user partition on top again and suddenly the malware is back.

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    9. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by v1 · · Score: 1

      I was just going to suggest something like that but it would be a good idea to hit the end of the device also. Backup copies of partition information are sometimes kept there, and a well-meaning repair tool might "fix" those zeros for you.

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    10. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by silent_artichoke · · Score: 1
      Poster was talking about a physical switch. I think it was supposed to go something like this:

      1. Flip Write switch on.

      2. sudo apt-get update && sudo apt-get upgrade

      3. ???

      4. Flip Write switch back off.

    11. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Pretty much every laptop ever sold with windows either came with or would make for you a disc that will partition the hard disk and install Windows, usually with all the system's drivers (Unless it's an HP, then you only get some of them. Incompetent cocks.) If the user follows the proper support procedure then they will be fine. The manufacturer can't be held responsible for the user's incompetence. Oddly enough, there's a lot of cars you can fuck up by following the Chilton's manual (or just doing things intuitively) which you can avoid fucking up by reading the factory service manual and doing what it says, so this is one of those times you don't even have to stretch an automotive metaphor to make it fit. Follow the proper service procedure, or feel the pain.

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    12. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Many laptops have an SDHC slot and will boot from it. If you don't mind occasionally plugging in a flash reader to actually read a flash card, this is a pretty reasonable place to hold your operating system. It's also a GREAT way to handle dual-boot. Tell GRUB on the flash drive about Windows on the hard disk, and then all you need to do to get your untampered-with Windows system (where you can store your files, accessing them via ntfs-3g) is pop the SD card.

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    13. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One problem: A very high percentage of people have as their only backup of their software and operating system, a seperate partition on their disk. If that gets deleted, then they would have to repurchase windows, as well as any software bundled with their machine since their manufacturer was too cheap to include reinstall cds and they are too computer illiterate to know how to burn them from the image on their disk.

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    14. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by Zerth · · Score: 1

      Oprah/KFC were offering coupons for free chicken. They outsourced it to some online coupon site that requires you to install software so they can give each printout a unique barcode and limit the qty printed.

      It might not actually be malware, but I mistrust it on principle.

      It didn't help that many locations were not prepared for the response, similar to the Popeye chicken shortage.

    15. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by Plekto · · Score: 1

      Making the OS non-writable is the most stupid idea I've heard all day. Most operating systems ship with one or more security holes that aren't found until after the release, and making it non-writable also means making it non-fixable.

      The EeePC approach only really protects you from accidental harm. Malware sill simply install itself on the top partition. You delete the OS, reinstall, and then mount the user partition on top again and suddenly the malware is back.

      IIRC, Apple had a machine once that solved this as well - it had a stripped down second version of the OS in ROM and it could be used to boot into a 100% true "safe mode". This is what I'm talking about. It wouldn't keep you from getting re-infected if you booted normally, but it would essentially give you real control over the machine and make it a lot easier to clean up things. And it booted up in under 10 seconds.

      "My machine is infected..."(reboot into ROM mode) - okay, let's just yank the entire root directory and replace with a backup from a week or two ago when it wasn't infected...

      This actually described using that machine. Yank a fresh copy of the System folder over and delete the offending program/files. Reboot. Spend 5 minutes setting up the look and feel again, at most.

      God - I'd love it if Windows had this ability to be fixed in 5 minutes. I also do part-time computer work and the insanity on people's machines and the time it takes is appalling.

      A lot of this also happens to depend on how the OS itself works. Some don't require writes to the OS areas(Apple's old OSs from the 80s and 90s, for instance, as well as most of the 16 bit OSs some were in ROM as well and the applications ran on to of that, almost like in a gaming console. For many typical users, the eeePC approach or a "gaming console" approach is about their speed as well.

      Now in Linux, you can get easily a read-only bootable version of the OS on a CD. This in fact is a common way to distribute it lately. Even having this at your disposal is a godsend over Windows. I can't tell you the number of times I've fixed clients' Windows boxes with Knoppix. Because it gives me the same control as the older ROM based OSs did. I think every serious PC tech has a Knoppix CD in their toolkit these days for exactly that reason.

    16. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      "That said, if I'm doing a PC repair for someone else, I'll get a USB external drive and pull the contents of My Documents off the HDD with the LiveCD before zapping everything. If it's my machine I'll zap everything and restore from backup..."

      Interesting you say that. When I discovered all the above problems, I also noticed that the SP3 version of Windows RETROACTIVELY updates all copies of "Process Explorer" to the most recent version. I can only assume the instructions and data to do this are supplied by the OS, after all, Microsoft now owns controlling interest in Sysinternals.

      When I plugged in my thumbdrive, Windows converted my Pre-Microsoft version of "ProcessExplorer" from 10.20 (The last version before MS got their hands on the company) to the 11.something version. No Autorun or Autoplay was involved. It simply over-wrote a file, without permission, on an EXTERNAL drive.

      Considering how borked this guys HD was, It was a moot point as I reformatted the Thumbdrive as well after plugging into his machine. It felt "dirty" at that point, if for no other reason, Microsoft had infected it.

    17. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by mzs · · Score: 1

      My thumb dive has a write protect switch and I use it. Well technically it is an SD card in a USB reader.

    18. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      Excellent suggestion.

      Keep all my "Fix my friends nuked machine" tools on a Micro-SD. Beautiful.

      Thanks.

  26. Zeus Trojan by ciderVisor · · Score: 1

    It seems the latest version of the Zeus Trojan...

    According to Mactards and Tuxtards, trojans aren't a proper security threat because they require user interaction. Are they only a threat on Windows systems ?

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    1. Re:Zeus Trojan by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It appears from your language that you are lost. Also these things are only a problem on MS Windows systems because that is the only place you can find them at the moment. There is a lot of argument as to exactly why.

    2. Re:Zeus Trojan by ledow · · Score: 1

      Us "TuxTards" apologise profusely that Windows users (and in this, I'm including genuine administrators) are dumb animals. However, the "May contain nuts" brigade are everywhere and unfortunately we can't label every single possible security threat because then you'd end up with something worse than Vista's UAC. A simple "nothing is executable by default" suffices to stop this and insert the crowbar of "Do I *actually* want this program to run?", otherwise known as the execute bit.

      The simple fact is that, on a general purpose operating system, if you are given the facility to execute programs of your own creation/downloading you can wreak havoc by spawning processes and touching anything you have permission to. Maybe not immediately, but eventually you will hit something bad if you just run programs willy-nilly. And 99.99999% of people who use an operating system as part of their business have *no* need to be able to run non-sanctioned executables. Ever. Windows is *dire* at limiting what can run, when and where and wants everything to be executable by default (even looking at the thumbnail for a PDF in Windows Explorer will spawn Adobe Acrobat in the background to get "file information" such as Author, etc.). The home users who *want* to run random crap are quite welcome to trash their systems because they have *no* way of telling what most things they download will do - you honestly DO NOT KNOW what your NVidia driver does to your system AT ALL. In the same way, the Linux users who want to run binary drivers and/or run arbitrary scripts they find on the net are welcome too.

      The difference is that most of the time Windows executes things without your knowledge, out of your control, beyond reasonable means of disabling such facilities and quite often god-damn automatically (Autoplay, the thumbnail thing above, startup programs etc.) and sometimes automatically for EVERY user (thus users can cross boundaries and infect each other's use of the same computer). That's where the problem lies, not the running of arbitrary executables, but even *that* is an unnecessary "feature" on 99.9999% of people's desktop machine. Please explain why a secretary using Word 100% of the time even needs the facility to be able to run ANY other program at all, ever, and certainly not *arbitary* programs in *arbitrary* locations.

      Minimum permissions necessary. If you don't need to run it, make it so it *can't* be run.

    3. Re:Zeus Trojan by ciderVisor · · Score: 1

      The difference is that most of the time Windows executes things without your knowledge, out of your control, beyond reasonable means of disabling such facilities and quite often god-damn automatically.

      That's simply not true any more, and hasn't been true for many years.

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    4. Re:Zeus Trojan by ledow · · Score: 4, Informative

      I beg to differ, given the example in the same post you just replied to. Anything that registers to *read* a file in Explorer can spawn *real* processes (i.e. full copies of Adobe Reader) in the background in order to extract... the Author, Title, maybe a thumbnail.

      I would call that "without your knowledge" (I don't remember seeing a security popup for that, even with non-privileged executables), "beyond reasonable means of disabling such facilities" (without uninstalling the entire damn program, or fiddling with associations by hand, and even they're just guesswork to what it actually would do) and "automatic" (I don't remember ever seeing *anything* tell me that it would be loading up every time I hover over a file in explorer). I'd add "out of your control" if you're a non-techy user, which is who Windows is *designed* for.

      Additionally, this is STILL where 99% of viruses are coming from and the methods they using to propogate. Don't kid yourself that you'll *always* get a popup for these things, even with UAC. It's just NOT true. There are an unbelievable number of things running all the time that you have so little control over, they are effectively automatic and unstoppable to the vast majority of users. Hell, most users can't even stop LEGITIMATE apps like Quicktime, Realplayer, Java, etc. from running on startup and putting themselves in the taskbar without cancelling the setup entirely. It's up to the *application* to provide that interface most of the time, with a handful of registry locations / undocumented programs for the experienced user.

      So you have two options. Never install software on Windows (might as well be running Linux, then!) or install software which puts itself into places you stand little-to-no hope of ever finding out / removing / undoing.

      Install fresh machine. Put to latest patch level. Tell user to click everything they find online (but never "Yes" to a security dialog), insert every USB flash device they ever come across into it. Do you think they'll last a week before it blows up in their face? Do you think they can still get *anything* done?

      (I'll tell you now, my non-Windows machines pass that test quite, quite flawlessly... Mac is the closest to having problems in that regard)

      Install fresh machine. Put to latest patch level. Install bunch of commonly used programs from trusted sources in order to be able to run most websites, most programs out there. Don't install anything else. How much CRAP is in your taskbar that you can't *easily* get rid of without running the program in question and relying on there being a "don't run on startup" option? THIS IS A CONSUMER OS. Doing something *simple* like accidentally installing one antivirus program while another is running will bring a Windows machine to a complete, unusable halt (I've even dealt with bluescreens because of that exact situation) out of which the user has little hope of recovering without professional help.

      Operating systems have two choices: Expect arbitrary executables, and cover your arse as much as you can so that the *user* is always in control. Or forbid arbitrary executables.

      The second one is what businesses, governments, and the military should be using. Everyone else needs *real* uninstall, proper program sandboxing, a "Task Manager" that cannot be intercepted or delayed no matter what the computer is doing, the facility to bypass, turn off, or otherwise disable ANY change that's made to the system without having to know what that was. (i.e. a "Last Known Good Configuration" that includes only the software installed at that time).

      It really comes to something when I can spend an hour waiting for a PC to load because the user has filled it up with (non-damaging) cruft on their own accounts and it take *literally* hours to fix, even in "Safe Mode". Too much opportunity for crap, not enough control.

    5. Re:Zeus Trojan by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

      Dude above is right. Looks up Alternate Data Streams, for a real good example.

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    6. Re:Zeus Trojan by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Dammit. After your first post, I was all set to write you off as just another *nix zealot. Then you had to go make a whole bunch of good points. Curse you and your shattering expectations. Honestly, I'd love it if nothing ran without my permission. Do I really need that document preview before I open it? Well, sometimes it'd be useful, but isn't there a way to include that in the core OS? And seriously, there's some programs I like to use, but I absolutely hate it when they load on start up. Sometimes the program has the checkbox, sometimes I need to use MSConfig. Sometimes, I'm stuck. I'd much prefer a whitelist for start up. I tell it *exactly* what I want to start up, and in what order. And honestly, it doesn't seem like it should be that hard to do. At no point in time should the programmer of Random Application X have more or easier control of my system than I do.

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    7. Re:Zeus Trojan by ledow · · Score: 1

      Windows admin by day. Linux zealot by night. :-) Guess where I get more productive work done.

      Seriously, people who use non-Windows OS do so because of the *control* of the system. The stablity, etc. are nice bonuses but nothing special nowadays if you're sensible about what you do with your machine. It's why I liked DOS... I knew and could tweak *everything* that ran, and in what order, and what memory it used, etc. On *nix, I can still get that sort of control, down to modifying EVERYTHING that the bootloader/boot scripts do.

      On Windows: No chance. Your life is in MS's hands until you get onto a desktop and by then so much has run, it's hard to fix anything that might be critical. If you can't get into Safe Mode... you're stuffed. If "Last Known Good Configuration" doesn't work, there's not much you can do. If you load an incompatible driver by accident, good luck pulling it out of the boot order. Even moving a system from an Intel to an AMD system will *bluescreen* the OS immediately (and you have to do Recovery Console, and issue an arcane command to disable a non-descript Windows service to do with Intel CPU's before you can get back into it). You might question that there are better ways to move images, etc. across but the point is that those are *silly*, *hardcoded*, *poor* restrictions that are unnecessary on any other OS and the "better way" is basically the *only* way that was left to fix the problem (i.e. avoid the problem, rather than fix it).

    8. Re:Zeus Trojan by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Windows admin by day. Linux zealot by night. :-) Guess where I get more productive work done.

      On a Mac? *innocent whistle* :)

      Really, my biggest reason for not switching to *nix, and ponying up the time needed to really buckle down and learn what I need to know is that I like to play games, and I prefer them on PC rather than console. That means one machine needs Windows. Then in the interests of home compatibility, I kinda need my other machine to run Windows so I'm not fiddling with files trying to get them to work when moved from one to the other. *shrug* If there was a foolproof method of making all my stuff work on a *nix OS as well as Windows, I'd switch the one over. I did play around with Ubuntu for a while, and liked it, but not enough to sacrifice the compatibility. Yet...

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  27. This is a good thing by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

    First of all it removes the trojan from the net. Secondly more important it removes ignorant users from their machines making everyones life more bearable!
    This is probably the education many absolutely ignorant users need to keep their systems up to date!

    1. Re:This is a good thing by cptnapalm · · Score: 1

      If buy "keep their systems up to date" you mean buy a new one 'cause the old one done broke, you are correct :)

  28. DRM that works? by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

    Natoli said he didn't know what the files were or where they were coming from, until being contacted by Security Fix. What he couldn't have known is that Zeus encrypts both the data stolen from infected systems and the configuration files left on servers that tell Zeus-infected systems which bank Web sites the attackers are trying to steal credentials for each day. In either case, the files would appear to anyone without the encryption key to be gibberish-filled files.

    Couldn't you get the keys when the attacker connects? or the program is loaded into ram?

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  29. you can buy lots of gold over the internet by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    100,000 credit card #s, buy 1 or 2 gold coins per card, or 12 silver coins, and ship them somewhere... thats a lot of gold to get.

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  30. the programmer was the idiot.... by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    In cases like this , the dialog boxes should have a minimum show time before OK is enabled, there by forcing the user to read, but only for serious dialog boxes.

    Again its microsofts fault for not thinking of this feature to be part of all APIs, with one simple parameter. Oh and using a 2x larger red font cannot hurt in the slightlest for serious warnings.

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    1. Re:the programmer was the idiot.... by jargon82 · · Score: 1

      Ummm, no. EVERY application would declare it's message "serious." I don't see this working in any usable fashion :)

    2. Re:the programmer was the idiot.... by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      At that point, a malware filled XP box would be less annoying than a clean vista one.

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  31. thats easy to code by cheekyboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just stop all the fans on cpu and gfx cards.

    Use 100% cpu, and tax the GFX core.

    Send some hardcore full power commands to all USB devices, or use full IO in usb devices.

    Make the HD seek from end to end for as long as possible.

    Send power save on / off commands real fast to the LCD until it dies.

    Spin the dvdrom up too, or turn on its laser, without a CD in it.

    That baby will melt in minutes.

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  32. This must be the new MS plan to sell Vista by chrismeidinger · · Score: 1

    Sounds like they're trying to infect all the older wintendo versions out there, nuke them, and force people to upgrade. The things people will do for money...

    1. Re:This must be the new MS plan to sell Vista by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      That would have been funny about 3 months ago. Unfortunately for you, now Vista jokes suck like your mom. Come on, get with the times. It's Win7 now.

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  33. The term "Trojan" is overloaded. by argent · · Score: 1

    There's two completely contradictory definitions of "trojan", one refers to the infection method, the other refers to the existence of a backdoor. Apparently different researchers were thinking of different parts of the Trojan Horse myth: tricking the Trojans to bring the horse into the city, or opening a gate to let the Greek army in.

    At least we should be glad they haven't decided to use the condom metaphor as well.

  34. I know what it means to have a 1.6 diesel! by Viol8 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It means you go everywhere reeaaaalllllyyy slloooooowllly...

  35. mod parent insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did that post not get modded +5, Fucking Hilarious?

    because it's not that funny. in fact, it's quite lame. once a comment his about +3 anything, idiot moderators will take it up to +5 so that in metamoderation, people will just accept it as a valid moderation and hence bolster the moderator's karma rating more.

    So true! I bet you that idiot moderators will overlook your comment and perhaps mod it troll.

  36. Re: unresolvable by neonsignal · · Score: 2, Funny

    hip hip...

  37. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The problem is the slashdotters are in an unresolvable emotional deadlock.
    Do we cheer for destroying 100000 infested Windows installations, or do rage at the crapware producers who make this possible...

    Dude, Obama's in office -- we can have it all.

  38. Expert??? by Option1 · · Score: 0, Troll

    From the article: ...Roman Hüssy, a 21-year-old Swiss information technology expert, who last month witnessed a collection of more than 100,000 hacked Microsoft Windows systems tearing themselves apart...

    Hmmm, I might query the qualification "expert" given that:

    • he runs Windows,
    • he had a 100,000 (!) of them,
    • they were all infested with a trojan, and
    • he sat around watching them die.

    Neil

    1. Re:Expert??? by fhbgds · · Score: 1
      In case you missed this text in the FULL article:

      Hüssy oversees Zeustracker, a Web site listing Internet servers that uses Zeus, a kit sold for about $700 on shadowy cyber criminal forums to harvest data from computers infected with a password stealing Trojan horse program.

      ... and the even more relevant:

      In early April, Hüssy began tracking a Zeus control server used to receive data stolen from a botnet of more than 100,000 infected systems, mostly located in Poland and Spain. While investigating this newfound Zeus control server, he noticed something unusual: the "kill operating system" had just been issued to all 100,000 infected systems.

      So if I were to make a snarky list as well, I might say:

      • The article doesn't mention what OS Hüssy actually runs
      • The machines weren't his, he was monitoring a botnet control server to which they communicated
      • The only reason Hüssy was aware of them was because they were infected
      • He noted the "kos" command issued and wanted to bring awareness to it

      Cheers.

  39. Re:WTF by INT_QRK · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't be alarmed. That was a DHS minder who modded you down. WARNING: Sender may hold some views expressly disapproved by the Hon. Janet Napolitano, U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security.

  40. Re:WTF by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    WARNING: Sender may hold some views expressly disapproved by the Hon. Janet Napolitano, U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security.

    Here, let me fix that for you:

    "WARNING: Sender may be deluded into thinking that DHS, Hon. Janet Napolitano, or anyone who doesn't listen to AM Radio cares about his cries of victimization or whether he considers himself part of the "Conservative Underground", "Teabag Set" or has been "Hannitized"."

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  41. Re:WTF by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cheer that the Windows Malware has escalated to the point that MAYBE, just MAYBE the average joe will pay attention.

    Hey, Joe! yeah you! Windows machine can be destroyed by viruses.

    Nahhh. I doubt it. These morons will still click on every pop-up and run every attachment sent to them.

    "it told me my virus definitions was out of date in a shaking windows box. The computer must have been scared! so I clicked on it!"

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  42. tis a shame . . . but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All your base are belong to us!!!

  43. I for one... by danieltdp · · Score: 1

    ... welcome our new cyber criminal pseudo nuclear not quite self descructable overlords.

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  44. Hacking with Ramzi - EP3 by davrodg · · Score: 1

    Um, old news here... Ramzi is way more advanced than this article, and years ahead as well... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij6huKsW0Z0

  45. They would never do that! by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Why give away the fact that you have infected a machine and force a reinstall of that persons windows copy, to then get your malware destroyed or removed , I really see no point in this, except if they were to write a RAM or Boot virus, to come back after a reinstall, there would be no way to get them reinfected again...

    Why also blow up a machine and tell that person "hey stupid I got you see..." this will make the person more careful of their actions, thereby lowering the chance for reinfection....really does not make sense.

    1. Re:They would never do that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why also blow up a machine and tell that person "hey stupid I got you see..." this will make the person more careful of their actions, thereby lowering the chance for reinfection....really does not make sense.

      I'm a tech who regularly has to un-fuck Windows machines that were used carelessly and ended up infested with shit. I think nuking someone's machine to teach them a lesson is a capital idea. Or at least I would, if the idiots would learn from it and ditch Windows or at least be more careful in the future, but they don't.

  46. not reading very carefully? by reiisi · · Score: 1

    He said the guy didn't do a very careful install.

    I think I'm playing this out in my head and remembering a laptop I used at the last computer company I worked for, before I got fed up with the industry --

    No install CD. Get it yet?

    How do you do a re-install? There's a partition on the disk dedicated to holding an install image.

    Does that clarify things for you?

    And, yeah, some MSWindows installers do, in fact, fail to default to a choice to completely re-format the whole disk.

    No need for autorun.

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    1. Re:not reading very carefully? by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      Precisely.

      Faulty reformat was capitalized upon. And, yes, he DID use the Dell restore disc. The point is that the trojan AND the scam virus survived the reformat.

      I am not sure how, nor have I claimed that, but all evidence on this laptop is pointing to another partition not being over-written.

      My point is that this, and a thorough nuking of the users OS, makes it a requirement that the user re-enters all his personal information. That is the entire point here, specific to the article. It forced the user to enter information so the trojan can record it.

  47. Copying Nature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back when wolves used to roam about in Europe and North America, the weakest got selected to be eaten. Same with Lions in Africa, they take the slowest Antelopes. So when someone has their computer break the weakest are taken out and perhaps the people get a clue after it happening. First you may lose some files then you learn to do backup's. The computer being wiped only makes it stronger next round.

    -p

  48. Groovy by silver007 · · Score: 1

    Roman Hussy?!?

  49. Adminstratively broken by snspdaarf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Normally, that answer comes from parents, and is a code for "I took the batteries out so that damn noise would stop."

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    1. Re:Adminstratively broken by Noexit · · Score: 1

      +1 Damn Right.

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    2. Re:Adminstratively broken by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Not good enough. Open the thing at night and cut a trace.

  50. Any idea why this would be used? by noamsml · · Score: 1

    The only idea I came up with was that it was for destroying evidence.

    1. Re:Any idea why this would be used? by night_flyer · · Score: 1

      or just plain old vandalism...

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  51. A Good Thing? by Ikonoclasm · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's just the cryptoanarchist in me, but could this actually be the work of a good-intentioned gray hat hacker fed up with the botnets polluting the internet and deciding to take matters into his own hands?

    I remember the article discussing one of the Conficker variations and how security experts at one firm had an opportunity to take over the botnet, if only temporarily, but chose not to do anything but collect data because attempting to "cure" the infected machines could potentially cause data loss, which the company would be liable for. When I read that, I remember thinking, "Man, where's a vigilante security expert when you need one?"

    While I'm sure it would be awful for all those grandmothers and AOL users, I can't help but think the net gain would be worth it. In reinstalling their OS, they'd be much more security-conscious and make it harder for reinfections.

    Hey, maybe that's what the economy needs! A massive boost to the IT industry as the unsecured masses get their OSes borked and have to get them fixed and files restored.

    All that aside, I'm thinking this is probably an example of Hanlon's Razor.

  52. yup by samjam · · Score: 1

    For me the [x] means "Don't even ask"

    I hate the messages "do you want me to ____ [ YES ] [ NO ] [ NOT NOW ]"

    I want to say "Don't ever ask me about _____ (or anything else) ever again, just stop talking to me, you wretched machine"

    INFO, WARNING, ALERT message types we're really clever when they were invented. Now they are hatesome (to coin a word).

    Now wonder we have a selection of non modal notice dispay-libraries these days, producing a wonderful waterfall-like cascade of notices that we can ignore.

    Soon there will be a waterfall theme so we don't have to ignore them.

  53. Re:WTF by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

    The lady doth protest too much, methinks...

  54. Blame Microsoft by Benanov · · Score: 1

    for the lack of proper install CDs. Apparently they thought it was a copyright infringement vector.

    1. Re:Blame Microsoft by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      The blame does lie partly (or even mainly) on microsoft but big brand OEMs can certainly ship CDs that are bios locked but still proper install CDs. Dell does this for example (at least on thier buisness machines, I dunno what they do on thier home machines).

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  55. Does the PC explode? by kokojie · · Score: 1

    Does the PC actually explode? or just the OS is corrupted beyond repair

  56. it will happen eventually by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    all of the analysis of hacker standard operating procedure is they want to maximize their power or their financial gain. this is in fact the motivation for 99% of people who commit any crime in this world

    however, there is a small subset of criminal in this world who does what he does for only one reason: he just desires destruction out of pure teenaged nihilistic impulse: why throw rocks at windows? just to hear the glass break. there is no leverage over such a person, nor logical analysis of their motivation. and they will eventually get their hands on a botnet someday, and execute the "nuclear option" out of simple glee. as long as they don't get their hands on a real nuke i suppose

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    Bruce Wayne: Then why steal them?

    Alfred Pennyworth: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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  57. you are the exact same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if JJ Abrams told you to rip your flesh from your bones, i think the slashdot crowd would be mostly skeletons

  58. Re:WTF by couchslug · · Score: 1

    "Do we cheer for destroying 100000 infested Windows installations, or do rage at the crapware producers who make this possible..."

    Those responses are not mutually exclusive.

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  59. Zeustracker down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like the "fairly massive" DDoS attacks mentioned in the article has carried through. At least, abuse.ch is down.

  60. Re:WTF by leamanc · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd say you're right, considering that a disturbingly large percentage of Windows users I know think that their monitor is the "computer" and the mini-tower is "the hard drive." Even after I've explained it 100 times. They just look at me like, "yeah, right, Mr. Know-it-all!"

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  61. Welcome back from your coma... by MarbleMunkey · · Score: 1

    there's always the good ol' phone book and a payphone).

    .. you'll have some adjusting to do, starting with the general lack of payphones.

    //seriously, I can't recall the last time I saw one.

  62. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Roman Hussy was arrested attempting to charge the same users $50 an hour for 40 hours worth of work to "fix the system while recovering all the data."

  63. If you could press a button... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ...and blow up all infected computers...

    How many seconds would you hesitate before you pressed it?

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  64. Re:WTF by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    ROFLMAO +5d12

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  65. Question to knowledgable techs by sageres · · Score: 1

    Back about 10 years ago, a friend of mine once told me (and he probably lied...) of some instruction in Intel chips that is capable of frying motherboard or hard-drive or video-card or whatever, basically killing hardware. It was a common urban legend. Since then I learned more about computers and don't quite think it is possible to accomplish this feat, although would like to ask my fellow slashdotters: Is this possible, for a software to destroy the computer hardware? If yes, what mechanisms are possible to do that?

    1. Re:Question to knowledgable techs by Ash-Fox · · Score: 2, Funny

      Since then I learned more about computers and don't quite think it is possible to accomplish this feat, although would like to ask my fellow slashdotters: Is this possible, for a software to destroy the computer hardware?

      There was a virus for the Amiga that executed the HCF instruction (jokingly dubbed 'halt and catch fire') which could cause the amiga to overheat and fry - This did not have a 100% success rate.

      There was also another old virus, being for Windows that told the system to turn of the CPU fan, which caused older AMD processors to fry almost a minute after.

      Unfortunately, I can't remember the names of either viruses. But! I know of CIH, also known as Chernobyl or Spacefiller which did have a tendency to corrupt the BIOS on some effected systems, bricking them.

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  66. I predict a very close future... by flyneye · · Score: 1

    I predict a very close future where netizens contribute paypal micropayments toward the violent extermination of virus and trojan writers and users.
              This will only be challenged by those who infiltrate their circles and do it for fun as a public service as is beginning now.
              It may be a dark thought but,imagine the rush of hearing your hammer click back as you nuzzle the ear of mr.blackhat who is transferring all his assets to your favorite charities account. Then a quick upload of a pic of his freshly brain painted desk and remains to his old credit card numbers site with the message "Who's Next?"
            Gawd, it makes me think of Christmas. Prolly the only ones pushing for prosecution would be businesses like creditreport.coms who profit from live rather than dead cockroaches.

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    *Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
  67. There is no self destruction in this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't self destruct, you could still install Linux or Free BSD.

    Self destruct means destruction, not a trojan disabling an other one (windows in this case)

  68. Not broken. by Sybert42 · · Score: 1

    That would only be broken if you couldn't get at the battery. Bring a battery and throw it at them. After the Singularity, we'll have better batteries.

  69. Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This feature has been in it for like forever. I am seriously disappointed how long it took for security "experts" to discover this.

    This is from the readme (translated via google):
    "kos - incapacitate OS, namely grip branches HKEY_CURRENT_USER registry and / or HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE. If you have sufficient privileges - fly to "blue screen", in other cases creates the brakes. Following these steps, loading OS will not be possible!"

  70. Re:WTF by Odin_Tiger · · Score: 1

    Although I've heard the tower referred to as 'the hard drive', more often I seem to get people calling it 'the CPU'. I've stopped trying to correct people, but it still makes me cringe or have a confused brain freeze-up when somebody's case fan is going bad and they say that their hard drive or their CPU is making a funny noise ("Are you sure it's the CPU? Because...I don't, um, think that's...er.... Nevermind. I'll just come take a look at it.")

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    Unpleasantries.
  71. No expert by skeeto · · Score: 1

    But try telling that to Roman Hüssy, a 21-year-old Swiss information technology expert,

    21-years old isn't old enough to be an expert at anything, unless he was some sort of child prodigy.

  72. Urgghhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's incest you freak!

  73. commoditizing dangerous devices? by reiisi · · Score: 1

    Not a good thing at all.

    Is that what you're trying to say?

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    Computer memory is just fancy paper, CPUs just fancy pens with fancy erasers; the 'net is just a fancy backyard fence.
  74. The trojan nuked my OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh wait.. That was WGA

  75. Things I'd check by reiisi · · Score: 1

    Reasonable assumptions about the state of the machine in question?

    If the OS has been back-doored, assume that (there is a non-zero possiblity that) anything bad that the system code can do has been done. If the system code can "refresh" the BIOS, assume that the BIOS itself has been "refreshed" with a "new" BIOS your friend doesn't really want.

    (The only way I'd trust the BIOS after the OS has been holed, is if there were a physical strap that ties the write signal to the BIOS flash RAM inactive. And not just a flag jumper, it must physical block writes to be safe. If the jumper can be overridden in software, you're not safe assuming it hasn't been. Or, if the BIOS is an actual ROM, so that it can't be flashed, period, then it might be trusted.)

    If there is a restore partition, of course you must assume that there is a trojan and/or a back-doored OS in it, hidden in several places, so that even if you find one and remove it, one of the others will kick in and restore the backdoor.

    I'd probably want to be very careful about the data on the computer. It's quite possible some video or sound file or such has malware hidden in it. Oh, and MSOffice documents and PDFs and ... .

    I think the first thing I'd do is get the friend to get a Mac. Or get a new PC and install (maybe dual-boot) Linux on it. Get your friend used to using non-MS stuff.

    Before you use the pwn3ed PC or the data that was on it again, clean both the BIOS and the internal disk(s).

    Pull out the disk(s) of the pwn3d PC.

    Download, if you can, a clean BIOS from the motherboard manufacturer, and re-flash the BIOS. (If you have a dual BIOS, you'll need to check that the inactive BIOS can't be "updated" by the OS.) If you can't, go get a free software BIOS and flash the BIOS with that, instead.

    If you decide to buy new disks, don't install them until the BIOS has been cleaned.

    From there, if you have an install CD for MSWindows, that is not a copy of the restore partition that somebody burned for back (after being possibly infected back before anyone noticed), you can install from that if you still have the stomach for it.

    But I think, just to really be sure the malware gets walked on, I would install Ubuntu on it anyway. Default to using the whole disk, and select the option to manually check the partitions after it auto-partitions. Make sure the install will erase all the base partitions.

    After installing Ubuntu (or maybe freeBSD or Fedora or openBSD, whatever) and kicking the tires, you can use the *nix OS to make sure no partitions are still hiding, and you can make sure the partition you think should be marked to boot is the one that really is marked to boot.

    And then you can re-install MSWindows, if your friend really has the stomach for the risk. Of course, before you let him use it, you need to apply all the service packs and updates and load on an anti-virus/anti-malware purchased from a reputable company through a reputable store.

    Then and only then, I'd let your friend start using that machine again.

    The reason for buying a new machine? He needs to go around and log into all his on-line services and change passwords, and probably do so as soon as he can. And he really should only do that on a clean computer that he owns.

    Oh, and make sure he doesn't re-use any passwords, whether on-line or for the computer itself. Maybe help him generate near-random passwords longer than 13 characters.

    Now, that data. If your friend can be prevailed on to switch, and never use Microsoft software again, the data should be fairly safe. If not, he must prepare the OS to not mount autoexec before he mounts the disk to scan it. I'd suggest a USB-to-ATA converter to allow the thing to be hot mounted, but, then again, some versions of MSWindows will try to autoexec USB devices anyway, so you need to watch that. I think I'd go to the trouble of mounting a known-safe drive on the converter to test that it can be safely mounted, first.

    Then I'd let the ant

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    Computer memory is just fancy paper, CPUs just fancy pens with fancy erasers; the 'net is just a fancy backyard fence.
    1. Re:Things I'd check by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      Your pretty much nailed it.

      What I found:

      The infection was, indeed, hiding in the BIOS. This was a Dell Inspiron e1505/6400, a machine that has a REALLY simple BIOS re-flash process. You simply download a compressed .exe, run it, and your done. I suspect the virus writer simply used this same process, in some manner, to reflash with their own "custom" BIOS.

      What it actually DID was what was interesting.

      It ran four separate cmd.exe instances during the XP Install. As I was watching like a hawk, I closed them the moment they popped up preventing the code contained in the BIOS to run. I was able to get the OS working enough to reflash the BIOS. That stopped the XP install weirdness. But the fun wasn't over.

      He also had COUNTERFEIT Dell restore discs. The discs that came with the PC when he got it had missing drivers, another virus and did weird stuff with some account settings. No idea how he got them, but they appeared to be genuine discs, possibly slipped in by a reseller?

      Anyways, got all the right drivers, used my XP disc to do a repair on the OS, and all is well.

      So, in essence, the virus used the reflash process Dell uses to install to the BIOS, then simply corrupted the install after every reformat.

      There is however, still, an 8MB area of the disc that the reformat will not clear (listed by Dell as "system" space) and this is enough room to pretty much do the same thing. It just wasn't the case this time.

  76. Re:WTF by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

    The problem is the slashdotters are in an unresolvable emotional deadlock.
    Do we cheer for destroying 100000 infested Windows installations, or do rage at the crapware producers who make this possible...

    I cheer to 100000 ignorant users who give a shit about keeping their machine up to date and making everyones life miserable by spreading other trojans finally being removed from the net!