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Should We Just Call Dog Breeds a Different Species?

Jamie found an amusing bit this morning on Scientific American where the author proposes that dog breeds are different species. Now some of you might recoil when you hear this suggestion, but if you read the article to see why he makes this suggestion I suspect you'll crack a smile and appreciate the elegance of the solution.

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  1. Dogism by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know what's funny? Dogs know dogs. They can be big, small, tall, round, thin, with or without tails, brown, red, white, spotted, yellow, shaggy, short haired, long legged, squat, etc, etc, etc. There is a massive amount of variation on display within the dog family.

    But despite it all, dogs know dogs. Upon seeing another, they'll wag their tails or bark for a rotweiller the same as they would for a terrier. They'll all roam about in their little packs, somehow instinctively knowing they they naturally should.

    And yet, if I have a man with different skin colour, or even simply different clothing, other men will consider his life worth less than even the smallest dog.

    Makes you think.

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    1. Re:Dogism by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 3, Funny

      And yet, if I have a man with different skin colour, or even simply different clothing, other men will consider his life worth less than even the smallest dog.

      Bah, I'd fuck a nice asian girl any day. What's your point?

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    2. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, I'd fuck a nice [piece of pussy of any race] woman any day. What's your point?

    3. Re:Dogism by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Reminds of a day spent on a waterfront last year, when I observed that though pigeons and seagulls would frolic in the same stretch of promenade, they didn't seem to acknowledge the existence of the other species. When I said to my friend, "Do you think birds can be racist?", she just looked at me funny.

    4. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know what's funny? Dogs know dogs. They can be big, small, tall, round, thin, with or without tails, brown, red, white, spotted, yellow, shaggy, short haired, long legged, squat, etc, etc, etc. There is a massive amount of variation on display within the dog family.

      But despite it all, dogs know dogs. Upon seeing another, they'll wag their tails or bark for a rotweiller the same as they would for a terrier. They'll all roam about in their little packs, somehow instinctively knowing they they naturally should.

      And yet, if I have a man with different skin colour, or even simply different clothing, other men will consider his life worth less than even the smallest dog.

      Makes you think.

      Is it just too late at night, or does that sound like the start of the Lassie 2012 presidential election campaign? If you won, it'd be very bad news -- four dog years is barely seven months and the next campaign'd be kicking off -- we'd never have any time free of election adverts!

    5. Re:Dogism by garcia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      While I see what you're trying to say, you neglect to point out that dogs have a hierarchy just like any other social group. Yeah, it sucks and humans should be above that but it's there with the dogs you use as an example.

    6. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are documented (and genetically tested) cases of wolf and dog offspring at least here in Europe. A few cases per year.

      These half breeds are less likely to survive in the wild for long, but are considered a danger cause they fear humans less than wolves.

      Not sure what my point is, but humans aren't the only ones known to hump anything that moves. At least we haven't had any offspring with chimps, yet.

    7. Re:Dogism by am+2k · · Score: 1

      One reason probably is that dogs use smell to identify someone. The looks don't matter that much to them.

    8. Re:Dogism by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

      They look the same in the end

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    9. Re:Dogism by frieko · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but will you smell her butt?

      Wait, don't answer that.

    10. Re:Dogism by McDutchie · · Score: 1

      What things look like is not nearly as important for dogs as what they smell like. I assume different breeds of dogs all still smell like dogs.

    11. Re:Dogism by Jurily · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bah, I'd fuck a nice asian girl any day. What's your point?

      Some people here would fuck anything that moves. What's your point?

    12. Re:Dogism by Threni · · Score: 1

      Speciecist, perhaps. Like humans are (otherwise cannabilism would be a lot more prevalent).

    13. Re:Dogism by CitizenJohnJohn · · Score: 1

      Dogs are domesticated wolves so this isn't in the least bit surprising.

    14. Re:Dogism by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Birds are racist. Conure flocks will exclude similar animals whose only real difference is a different-colored head.

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    15. Re:Dogism by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      But despite it all, dogs know dogs. Upon seeing another, they'll wag their tails or bark for a rotweiller the same as they would for a terrier.

      Own dogs much?

      They fight, too. Even when far away from their homes or if there's no food or anything around to seemingly fight over. They can still break out in nasty, bloody fights. They'll do it just to establish dominance.

      If two dogs get along on first meeting it's likely because they've been so thoroughly domesticated and behaviorally trained. Much like a more socially educated person won't immediately lash out at another human.
      =Smidge=

    16. Re:Dogism by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      The social hierarchy of dogs is functional and aids in survival in the wild (well, more for wolves). The strongest one leads. With humans, it's all disfunctional social constructs.

    17. Re:Dogism by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1, Insightful

      other men will consider his life worth less than even the smallest dog.

      Well, speaking as a misanthropic dog lover, the lives of other men *are* worth less than the smallest dog. Dogs are so much better at people, it's not even close.

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    18. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Watch small children. They'll play with any other kid that's around. They are taught to be racist and stupid.

    19. Re:Dogism by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Birds can most certainly be racist, or at least speciesist.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobbing_behaviour#Mobbing_in_birds

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    20. Re:Dogism by rxan · · Score: 1

      Dogs have to stick together to fight the true evil: cars driving by their property!

    21. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the guys here are equal-opportunity babe-hounds?

    22. Re:Dogism by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

      The secret lies in the common acceptance of mutual ass sniffing. I'm not sure we would (or should) apply the secret recipe to mankind, it could lead to some awkward situations, not to mention only appeal to a small minority of enlightened fetishists.

    23. Re:Dogism by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Social hierarchies in animals are just as dysfunctional as they are in humans. I saw some documentary where one of the younger dominant females kept taking food out of the mouth of one of the subordinates ones. It wasn't that she was particularly hungry because she got priority access to the best food. As far as anyone could tell she was doing because her status let her get away with it.

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    24. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorta... human racism is basically a tool for those in power, to sustain power and for those of similar background to stick together and ensure those closest to themselves have a good future. It isn't much different than that of a dog attacking a weaker dog to prove he is the alpha male. I'm not saying it's right, but if you squint you can see the similarities.

    25. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sexist.

    26. Re:Dogism by Asic+Eng · · Score: 5, Funny
      What's your point?

      He's looking for a date, apparently.

    27. Re:Dogism by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Reminds of a day spent on a waterfront last year, when I observed that though pigeons and seagulls would frolic in the same stretch of promenade, they didn't seem to acknowledge the existence of the other species. When I said to my friend, "Do you think birds can be racist?", she just looked at me funny.

      What makes you think racism isn't something biological? It seems to me that it could possibly be a function that allowed species to diverge into different species by having the various "races" interact with each other less.

      I'm not claiming a justification for racism, this is just something that struck me when watching a special on the Galapagos Islands and on those tiny things was this type of bird wherein, unique to it, were 6 different species (of basically the same bird) and I asked myself how that was possible to form without them constantly interbreeding?

    28. Re:Dogism by slugstone · · Score: 2, Funny

      And keep the airplanes from landing in the backyard.

    29. Re:Dogism by Retron · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You know what's funny? Dogs know dogs

      What's even funnier is that dogs know wolves.

      I'm lucky enough to volunteer at a wolf centre in southern England. At this time of year they're moulting like crazy and it's easy to pull of clumps of underfur from them.

      The fun starts if you give some to a dog owner and ask them to show it to their dogs.

      The last time I did that it made my friend's 4 dogs go nuts - one went very wide-eyed, another tried clambering over the guy to get it and the third begged for some. I've seen other reactions including frenzied barking and fear from other dogs.

      So it seems that despite most dogs never getting to see a wolf (at least here in the UK, we shot our last wolf in the late 1700s), they still know full well what one is.

      As an aside, dogs are amazingly different from wolves despite being 99.8% the same DNA wise. Only one season a year and permanent puppyhood - domestic dogs don't become adults, we've bred that out of them somehow. Wolves, on the other hand, change noticeably around 3 years of age. Dogs are also much, much better at picking up signals from people - and unlike wolves, they're always eager to please if bought up properly. A wolf'll only do something if it feels like it, or if it'll get something out of it!

      And an amusing anecdote to finish - we used to take our wolves out to county shows, as they're socialied and enjoyed meeting people. One morning at the Kent show we let the wolves into their mobile enclosure and they watched intently as some Rottweilers came over, along with their (big-mouthed) owners. The blokes were going on about how their dogs could "have" our wolves easily, yet both dogs cowered away when Duma, one of our soppier wolves with people, casually gazed at them, raised her lip soundlessly, showing impressive fangs. Those Rottweilers knew better than to come any closer, much to the chagrin of their owners!

    30. Re:Dogism by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Several animals, mostly humans have a natural repulsion to different looks. The scientific explanation is it is our avoidance to disease be it mutation or infection. I think younger generations have had enough cultural exposure to the different human races that we don't instinctively think of them as mutations, but someone who has had no exposure when young probably has a strong instinctive response. I wonder why dogs don't?..

    31. Re:Dogism by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      I do not want to write the obvious answer, I do not want to write the obvious answer, I have to get that mental picture out of my head...

      Why, why do you write about fucking asian girls in a thread about dogs, can you tell us? This is /., not SA!

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    32. Re:Dogism by Plunky · · Score: 1

      Different types of dog can interbreed obviously, but I've never heard of seagulls mating with pigeons, or even artificial interbreeding. Is it possible with birds?

      Thats why I think dogs are a single species and birds are many.

    33. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but will you smell her butt?

      Wait, don't answer that.

      Smell it? I'd lick it!

    34. Re:Dogism by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      You sure picked the right name. I dunno how many people I know who could engage in a philosophic discussion about the social implications and relative superiority of sniffing each others' butts.

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    35. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least we haven't had any offspring with chimps, yet.

      Chimps, no, but Gorillas?

    36. Re:Dogism by SpeZek · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hence the don't answer that.

    37. Re:Dogism by crmarvin42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wonder why dogs don't?

      My guess would be that dogs are less driven by visual inputs, and more by olfactory/pheremone stimulation. Dog breeds are highly varied in appearance, but since we humans are not driven by our olfactory senses to the same extent we are visually, we didn't bother to select for dog breeds that differed primarily by smell. In my experience, most dogs smell similar enough that I could tell they are a dog with my eyes closed, but not which breed.

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    38. Re:Dogism by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      What's even funnier is that dogs know wolves.

      And that's what domestication does - we domesticated animals to live with us in an orderly (somewhat) way. Ironically, this is a skill that us humans haven't done in many years (63,000-ish?) when we last domesticated animals.

      But dogs and wolves are the same species and you do have wolf-dog hybrids around, as well as unintentional crossbreeding. I remember an article a few months back on how wolves actually acquired some traits from dogs in order to better survive in the wild.

      As for the wide variety of breeds, because of dogs being domesticated, we humans have selectively bred them with certain characteristics. Nothing terribly unusual - catatonic (fainting) goats being a great example of "natural" selection being pre-empted.

    39. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Don't forget things that don't move...

    40. Re:Dogism by bobsdesk · · Score: 1

      And yet, if I have a man with different skin colour, or even simply different clothing, other men will consider his life worth less than even the smallest dog.

      Makes you think.

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    41. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eight to eighty
      blind, crippled, or crazy
      if she can't walk, I'll carry her

    42. Re:Dogism by Mad-Bassist · · Score: 1

      I thought genetic similarity led to weak populations, like the problem they're having with Cheetahs now.

      Do animals benefit from "hybrid vigor" like plants when the most dissimilar individuals of the same species mix?

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    43. Re:Dogism by pete_norm · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nah! they are just desperate for sex...

    44. Re:Dogism by A+Friendly+Troll · · Score: 1

      But despite it all, dogs know dogs. Upon seeing another, they'll wag their tails or bark for a rotweiller the same as they would for a terrier. They'll all roam about in their little packs, somehow instinctively knowing they they naturally should.

      My dog, who was a pure-bred mutt, adored poodles. He'd whimper and howl at female poodles like they were the only ones in the whole world. Also, he was pretty much peaceful, but never missed the opportunity to fight with a certain black mutt and a certain golden labrador from the 'hood and nobody else.

      Dogs might (usually) greet each other the same way, but they do have preferences.

    45. Re:Dogism by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      I'd put money that my roommate, a bottle of tequila, a fertile chimp and 3 hours that we come out with a pregnant chimp and a thankful roommate.

    46. Re:Dogism by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Only when the population pool is extremely small. I.E. within the same family (inbreeding). From what I understand, remarkably small population pools maintain genetic diversity very well. It's definitely sub-50 members, and I think it is actually in the teens but I'm too lazy to look it up.

      Basically, following the "second cousin" rule is about as big a pool as you need to preserve genetic diversity.

      I suspect the problem with Cheetahs may be the individual families are too spread out, and they don't intermingle, causing several generations of inbreeding. However, it can be restored with the introduction of just a few new lines.

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    47. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      because I AM a dog -
      that was me you saw fucking
      that asian chick in alt.bestiality

      she gives fantastic head, BTW

    48. Re:Dogism by maxume · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is the tequila for the chimp?

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    49. Re:Dogism by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would think the chimp would need more than just a bottle of tequila...

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    50. Re:Dogism by cartman94501 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I used to fuck anything that moved, but then I thought, "Why limit myself?" Movement is overrated.

    51. Re:Dogism by bitt3n · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some people here would fuck anything that moves. What's your point?

      Actually, I consider mobility to be a deal breaker. It makes it easier for them to get away.

    52. Re:Dogism by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More often than not, skin color is NOT the factor it once was. It is behavior that really drives the wedges among people. Go to countries outside of the U.S. and you do not see that problem. And even within the U.S., when you meat a black man who wears "common clothes" (a polo/golf shirt and slacks, for example) and the reaction will be a lot different from the same man wearing ghetto-wear or "athletic attire." Why is that? Could it be we associate a particular style of dress and behavior with drugs, gangs, violence and the like?

      Take that a few steps in either direction and you will find it holds true most of the time. Ultimately, we are talking about the difference between friendly and unfriendly. Dogs behave quite similarly. Some dogs WILL attack other dogs. They WILL attack or kill each other over food. Even in family units it can be observed that, depending on the individual dog, a sire will kill his puppies if so inclined and given the opportunity. (It was a harsh reality that my brother had to face after his two little white jack russell terriers bred... the daddy dog became extremely aggressive and was constantly attacking the puppies... they got rid of him after he killed one.)

      It's nice that you paint this rosy picture of dogs. But it's not completely true or accurate. It's not the whole picture.

    53. Re:Dogism by wfstanle · · Score: 1

      Nonsense! Race and breeds are human concepts of variations within a species. Pigeons and seagulls are different species and genus and probably different families as well. It would be like us associating with monkey in the wild (I mean one that has not been domesticated). Hell, we don't even associate with other great apes in the wild.

    54. Re:Dogism by Bertie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've no proof whatsoever, but to me it seems to happen in humans. When I think of people I know, the ones with diverse ethnic backgrounds are invariably taller than either of their parents and very often good-looking. Presumably this is because something like height is coded for on many different parts of the genome. And so if your father's small because of recessive gene a, and your mother's small because of recessive gene z, and you get a dominant A from your mother and a dominant Z from your father, then that's two fewer genes putting a ceiling on your height.

      Yes, I know this is trivialising an incredibly complicated issue, so hopefully somebody with more of a clue than me can weigh in with the knowledge here.

    55. Re:Dogism by neomunk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sweet, the radios I planted in the wilderness tuned to Rush Limbaugh have succeeded in creating the first wolf-Republican hybrid!

      Now if I can just the the ostriches to pay attention to the Joe Biden, Rahm Emmanuel and Obama speeches, my dream of Wild Kingdom: DC edition will be near completion.

    56. Re:Dogism by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Unless your roommate has a condition giving him at least one extra chromosome, that won't work. Chimps have 24 pairs of chromosomes to our 23.

    57. Re:Dogism by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Upon seeing another, they'll wag their tails

      Domesticated, neutered dogs will do that when they see ANYTHING. Cats, horses, people, new cars. Statues of dogs, even, I bet.

      Get two dogs that are as nature made them, and I guarantee they'll spend the first day fighting. I mean, unless one runs away or gives up sooner.

    58. Re:Dogism by Planesdragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The social hierarchy of dogs is functional and aids in survival in the wild (well, more for wolves). The strongest one leads. With humans, it's all disfunctional social constructs.

      You don't think racism aids survival in uncivilized environments? Wow, and you wrong.

      Go look at prisons. In the face of clear violence and adversity, a member of a large enough genetic group can get protection and survival just by being a member of that group.

    59. Re:Dogism by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I think it's more likely you'd end up with a dead roommate and a drunk, well-fed chimp.

    60. Re:Dogism by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      I KNOW chickens can. My uncle keeps a ton of chickens on the yard (well, they're fenced in but it's a large area). No problems. About a two years ago he was given some gamecocks. There was 1 rooster among the group. The other roosters in the coup, who normally don't associate or get along with each other, for whatever reason just ganged up on the gamecock like you wouldn't believe. Even when the gamecock was locked into his own separate pen to try and keep them away they ended up pecking at and killing the bird through the bars. The hens seemed to integrate into the group just fine though. At this point they're all mixed together and at peace again (chickens breed so fast that it's pretty much a few generations later now).

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    61. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'd fuck a dog any day.

    62. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yay, another flawed comparison of us to animals, with some pseudo moral.

    63. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this wolf-Republicanism? It seems like this wolf has taken it upon herself to redistribute the food (to herself), and because she's in power no one questions that it's the right course of action.

    64. Re:Dogism by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 1

      Most of the dogs I've seen would just as soon kill one another than "roam around in their little packs". I've had to break up a good number of fights between smaller dogs with a poor sense of perspective and rottweilers or pit bulls.

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    65. Re:Dogism by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      The difference is , with dogs , this attacks takes maybe 20 seconds or so , as pretty soon the weaker dog will go laying on his back , and surrender.

      The second the weaker dog does that , the alpha dog will release his bite instinctively , and let go .

    66. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree, I've seen dogs dislike certain dogs. A nice idealistic comment you made though...

    67. Re:Dogism by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      Ironically, this is a skill that us humans haven't done in many years (63,000-ish?) when we last domesticated animals.

      Interesting, where did you hear that figure? Wikipedia's domestication article lists animals which have been domesticated all the way up to the 1900s; perhaps their definition of domestication differs from your source. Regardless, I am very interested in discussions on this sort of subject, and would love to read your sources if you have them available.

      Cheers

    68. Re:Dogism by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      If two dogs get along on first meeting it's likely because they've been so thoroughly domesticated and behaviorally trained. Much like a more socially educated person won't immediately lash out at another human.
      =Smidge=

      Actually , it doesn't require any real behavioral training. Just make sure the dogs meet other dogs frequently when they are pups , and you won't have any problems.

      It's only when dogs never see other dogs , or have very bad expierences with them , that they will react agressively.

    69. Re:Dogism by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      other men will consider his life worth less than even the smallest dog.

      Well, speaking as a misanthropic dog lover, the lives of other men *are* worth less than the smallest dog. Dogs are so much better at people, it's not even close.

      I agree.

    70. Re:Dogism by nutshell42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, he's come to the right place.

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    71. Re:Dogism by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Watch small children. They'll play with any other kid that's around.

      I have, it seems to depend on the child really.

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    72. Re:Dogism by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In fact you have it correctly; human brains are physically oriented towards sight while a dog's is oriented towards smell. They also have an organ for the detection of sex pheromones. Their ability to focus is less developed than ours, though they have far superior night vision. They have much less depth perception than humans due to the position of their eyes, but have much a much more directional sense of smell due to the design of their nose.

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    73. Re:Dogism by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      What do you mean racist?! It's a fact that pigeons are gentle, intelligent, civilised little things, while seagulls are stinking, obnoxious bullies!

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    74. Re:Dogism by Rei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Different species of parrot will mate. And dogs will mate with wolves or other canids.

      I think the author's argument was perfectly reasonable -- I've made the exact same argument myself over on EvCforum years back. Dogs should be considered what is known as a "ring species". The classic example of a ring species is the Larus gulls. The British L. argentatus can breed with the North American L. smithsonianus, which can breed with the east Siberian L. vegae, which can breed with the central Siberian L. vegae birulai, which can breed with the west siberian L. heuglini, which can breed with the Scandinavian L. fuscus. But the birds in Scandinavia can't breed with the birds in Britain.

      Ostensibly, ring species are rare, but scientists keep seem to be discovering that more and more species are, in fact, ring species, so I have to question how rare it really is. My Yellow-Headed Amazon parrot is part of a complex that could in some cases be described as a ring species, but is in general more of a taxonomic headache, shaped more like an interconnected mesh rather than a ring.

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    75. Re:Dogism by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Epiphanny: Blinding bolt of mental lightening, as in

      I used to fuck anything that moved, but then I thought, "Why limit myself?" Movement is overrated.

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    76. Re:Dogism by Roger+Wilcox · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, there's a Russian dude that's been domesticating foxes for half a century:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tame_Silver_Fox

      It is a very interesting project, actually. It only took 19 generations to produce a fox with behavioral traits roughly approximating those of a common domestic dog.

    77. Re:Dogism by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      Wow, what a bitch!

    78. Re:Dogism by imhennessy · · Score: 1

      My adopted greyhound, who spent five years with exposure only to humans and other greyhounds didn't know dogs when we first got her. Dog sized dogs, she could figure them out. Cat sized dogs? Terrified her. They were abominations, more horrifying than aggressive small children or jake brakes. After a year in the outside, she is much better, but she does treat small dogs differently. Even the occasional non-small dogish small dog is approached with more caution and abandoned more quickly that dog even half her size ( she is ~70lbs).

      ivan

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    79. Re:Dogism by PitViper401 · · Score: 1

      babe-hounds? That's genius! No longer are we lame geeky virgins desperate for a pity fuck WE ARE BABE-HOUNDS!

    80. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Generally, our diets are more conducive to growing taller than our parents diets were (proteins, calcium, etc).

      Generally, we think young people look better.

    81. Re:Dogism by FiveDozenWhales · · Score: 1

      The good-looking thing is widely noticed, and I've attributed it to the allure of the exotic. Sure, 20 years ago asian women got drooled over cause they were exotic, but now that all (most) of the white nerds have calmed down a little bit, asian women just aren't that exotic.
      What is exotic is someone whose race you can't identify, who has characteristics or a mix of characteristics that're completely new to you.

    82. Re:Dogism by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      So is that a different species than the other dogs?

    83. Re:Dogism by DinDaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Epifanny. The outside of the butt?

    84. Re:Dogism by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      (otherwise cannabilism would be a lot more prevalent).

      You say that now but just wait until the Zombie Uprising of 2012 (tm)

    85. Re:Dogism by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

      I never thought about that until you mentioned it but yeah it seems I picked this name and was waiting for the ideal thread to nail it lololol.

    86. Re:Dogism by phoenix.bam! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I saw a great segment on I think Discovery Channel about wolves vs dogs.

      First, a piece of meat was tied to a length of rope and placed in a cage. Both the dog and the wolf ( on the outside of the cage, of course) were able to pull the meat out using the length of the rope.

      Next, a piece of meat was tied to the rope, but the rope was then tied to the center of the cage, so no matter how hard the rope was pulled the meat would not move.

      After a few tugs the dog ran over to the humans and looked to them for help. The wolf spent longer tugging on the rope, but eventually gave up and walk away, not even acknowledging the humans standing nearby.

    87. Re:Dogism by euxneks · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Some people here would fuck anything that moves. What's your point?

      Actually, I consider mobility to be a deal breaker. It makes it easier for them to get away.

      All of you are really creepy.

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    88. Re:Dogism by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      Some people here would fuck anything that moves.

      /me throws a burning acid-dipped cactus across #slashdot

    89. Re:Dogism by debrisslider · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Uncivilized, perhaps, but prisons can in no way be considered 'the wild.' Of all dysfunctional social constructs, prison systems are probably the most extreme. I'm not sure how 'natural' the banding together is; it could very well be an intentional de facto method of control, a somewhat self-regulating means of keeping an overall increase of violent behavior in check through both an internal policing of segregated groups through gang hierarchy and a means of directing violence along predictable fault lines, rather than a large amount of individual skirmishes. If the prison system didn't want these groups to exist, then they could get rid of them. Or, if it is determined to be too costly to change the status quo, then you must still admit that it is an artificial environment that is creating these conditions and hence these groupings can hardly be considered a 'natural state' akin to wolves in the wild.

      In any case, these groupings are more than skin deep; it is cultural similarities that tie them together more than the color of their skin, in many cases the culture being a preexisting condition through generations of gang hierarchy that extends from the streets to the prisons and vice-versa. Racial grouping in prisons is much more complex than simply being visually identified as a member of a race, though I'll grant the moot point that color is the most obvious indicator of the index of cultural, historical, and socio-economic similarities.

    90. Re:Dogism by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      Here's another hypothesis: Presumably your mixed-race friends grew up in the United States or another developed Western nation on a fairly typical American-style diet, whereas their parents may not have. Diet may be the thing.

      Is it better nutrition? Just plain more food? Growth hormones from industrial farms getting into the food supply? I don't know. However, average heights in Japan shot up after WWII when a (slightly) more American diet was introduced, and the difference is even more marked between Asian-American kids nowadays and their parents.

      There is also a (smaller) difference between Caucasian-American children and their parents; newer generations do tend to be taller. This would also support the "it's the food" hypothesis.

      I'm not saying genes play no role. And it may even be that mixed-race kids end up healthier on average. But I suspect that diet plays a much larger role.

    91. Re:Dogism by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      I'd put money that my roommate, a bottle of tequila, a fertile chimp and 3 hours that we come out with a pregnant chimp and a thankful roommate.

      With a username like yours, I wouldn't be spreading this story around if I were you.

    92. Re:Dogism by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's not really racism as much as territorial and tribalism. You have to introduce new birds slowly and occupy the time of the more aggressive birds so that they notice the others but don't bother themselves with them for a while. eventually, they will forget about it.

      Roosters are the males protecting the flock. That's why they are valuable even if your just raising layers. Your uncles scenario is more about pecking order and a threat to that order then anything racial or species related.

    93. Re:Dogism by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      There is something I just learned called the island effect where everything on an isolated island gets smaller because of fewer predators (think horse-sized elephants). The reverse might be true as well. Only the tallest, biggest breeds survive because of natural selection. In humans, it is also visible but I'm not a antrophologist.
      After all, house-sized dinausaurs were fairly common a few million years ago.

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    94. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Siberian Husky, while still a dog, has managed to maintain all the wolf behaviors, including work to rule.

      It scares the crap out of our neighbors and other dogs when our male gives one of them the "long stare".

    95. Re:Dogism by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      Ha, my username was chosen before I found out what chimpo means in Japanese. It was a high school era joke about speaking Spanish by adding an "o" to words that a classmate used to use in class. But I'm sure you know that, Senor Stephanrubyo.

      Actually, I live alone. Please don't tell my mother that my new pregnant fiance starred on Lancelot Link.

    96. Re:Dogism by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The entire problem with the geographical separation is that you can have a yellow lab in America and a yellow lab in Australia, and you will have to call them separate species.

      What this does point out is that more of the species in that past only seen through fossils and bones may in fact be the same species at a stage of breed.

      This is a problem with changing the definition of speciation without changing the definition of species or without changing the labeling of species that no longer fall into the species. Birds for instance, some of them would naturally be different species of birds while some may be different breeds of the same species. But taking different breeds of the same species and calling them different species because something like an ocean or mountain separates them is a bit moronic when all other criteria for a specied exists.

    97. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Because they're a bunch of morons who'd lay their lives down for the first humans to feed them regularly? Tich, you might as well love stuffed toys, or guns instead.

    98. Re:Dogism by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Funny

      Movement is overrated.

      Ah, a Victorian. How quaint.

    99. Re:Dogism by maxume · · Score: 1

      Maybe he lives with a chimp and it will all work out in the end.

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    100. Re:Dogism by KillerBob · · Score: 3, Informative

      Do animals benefit from "hybrid vigor" like plants when the most dissimilar individuals of the same species mix?

      Dogs and cats do, yes. I don't have any frame of reference outside those species, but I imagine that they would, as well... from what I do know, though, mixed breed dogs/cats typically have stronger immune systems and are less prone to some of the other genetic problems that plague purebreeds.

      As a case in point... my dog is a cross... we're not entirely sure what her parentage is, but she bears a striking resemblance to a Harrier Hound. She's not pure, though... she's got some traits from an American Foxhound, and frequently gets mistaken for a Beagle... she's got about the same markings, but is bigger and taller. You can't really tell, though, unless you know the breeds, or you see her standing next to a Beagle (at which point you notice that she's about twice the size of one). All we know for sure, though, is that she's a cross-breed.

      The thing is, dogs in that family of breeds have a tendency to develop hip dysplasia ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_dysplasia_(canine) ). In spite of that, my dog has no signs of developing it. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen her get sick.

      Likewise, among house cats, there's a pronounced difference in the immune systems of cats who are cross-bred. It's hard to tell among cats, because most of them are cross-bred by now anyway, but pure-bred animals rarely live to the ripe old age of 20... by contrast, the only cat I ever had in my life who didn't live to that age was a tabby, who developped stomach cancer at 14. Even 14, though, is very old for some purebred cats.

      So yes. With my limited experience, I'd say that animals do experience "hybrid vigor". And probably for the same reason that plants experience it... they're a new biochemistry, new immune system, and the viruses and harmful bacteria* aren't adapted to it.

      * I say harmful bacteria, because as we all know, there's good bacteria, too. I read somewhere, but I can't remember where, that there's actually more bacteria cells than human cells in the average person....

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    101. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've no proof whatsoever, but to me it seems to happen in humans. When I think of people I know, the ones with diverse ethnic backgrounds are invariably taller than either of their parents and very often good-looking.

      Hybrid vigor?

    102. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Several animals, mostly humans have a natural repulsion to different looks."

      Yet hibrids tend to have higher fitness, specially on mutant environments.

      "The scientific explanation is it is our avoidance to disease be it mutation or infection."

      The scientific explanation is that hibrids allow for a wider phenotype distribution.

      And, by the way, humans, specially human females, DON'T have a natural repulsion to different looks. Much to the contrary, since that brings new genes to the pool.

      Paraphrasing Elvis, you are a racist in disguise.

    103. Re:Dogism by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "to me it seems to happen in humans. When I think of people I know, the ones with diverse ethnic backgrounds are invariably taller than either of their parents and very often good-looking. "

      Regarding size, just two issues:
      1) Regression to average
      2) Most if not all of your friends will be taller than their parents, unless they already are beyond current averages.

      And then, check background for those diverse ethnic friends: look after immigrants from poor countries or lower income and you'll have there your answer.

    104. Re:Dogism by syousef · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know this is trivialising an incredibly complicated issue, so hopefully somebody with more of a clue than me can weigh in with the knowledge here.

      You do realize that you posted the comment on slashdot right?

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    105. Re:Dogism by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      If you're going to start comparing the behavior of dogs to that of people you're going to get very disappointed in people. If the average person behaved half as well as the average dog it would be a big improvement. Now, time to go out for a nice game of "I've got the stiiiick, you have to chase me... hahahahah" :)

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    106. Re:Dogism by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Nutrition's the biggest factor, no doubt. I'm far bigger than either of my parents, and they're from the same town, and as far as we can tell so were their ancestors. I know that my dad had a pretty deprived childhood, so maybe he never got as big as he could have, and certainly his younger brother, who didn't have things just as bad, is something the same size as myself. Most of my friends that I grew up with seem to be just a bit bigger than their parent of the same gender, too.

      But it just seems to me that genetic diversity gives you a head start. A couple of weeks ago I met a six-year-old boy whose father is from Northern Ireland and about 5'10/178cm, and mother is from Kenya, where he lives himself. I never met momma so I've no idea how tall she is. Patrick looks uncannily like a young Barack Obama, to the extent that his schoolfriends have nicknamed him Obama, but I digress. This kid was huge for a six-year-old - I'd have pegged him for about nine if I didn't know. And as I said, he's growing up in Kenya, and while he's not badly off, he's not existing on a calorie-packed Western diet, so it's not just the food.

      Just seemed like hybrid vigour to me.

    107. Re:Dogism by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think dogs are generally more relaxed than humans. I have a big dog and he would play with all sorts of dogs big and small. He would also, bless his heart, protect the smaller dogs if they were being attacked by a bigger dog. When he was younger my dog loved playing with puppies - he'd let them charge him and would sort of knock them over gently with his muzzle and then eventually he would (I kid you not) fall over and roll on his back and let them pile on and "win" the fight.

      So he didn't have any problem with little guys, but there was this one little terrier on our morning walk that was very loud and aggressive. Normally my dog takes the attitude that these kind of yappy dogs are just insane and should be avoided. The terrier bit my dog a couple of different days - the second time on the end of the nose; his owner never had him on a leash or attempted to control him and seemed to think this was funny. This was stupid of both the owner and the dog - mine could have almost swallowed this thing in two bites - he could certainly have killed him with one bite. The third time the terrier tried it my dog just put his jaws around him and pushed him onto the ground and gave a gentle squeeze. The guy didn't think it was so funny anymore but his dog stopped being aggressive - guess he was smarter than his owner.

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    108. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Na, that would be Trisexual. As in tri(y) anything.

    109. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would fuck a nice asian girl over a caucasian one, and i am caucasian...Is it anti-racism?

    110. Re:Dogism by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      What exactly do you mean by "permanent puppyhood - domestic dogs don't become adults, we've bred that out of them somehow"?

      how their dogs could "have" our wolves easily

      Then they are idiots; pound for pound no dog can take a wolf. It's interesting to see how weak domestication makes animals. Dogs are physically weaker with more fragile skeletal structure than wolves, but humans have been domesticated longer than dogs and are relatively much weaker than dogs - not less dangerous but certainly weaker and more fragile.

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    111. Re:Dogism by Wicked+Zen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Some people here would fuck anything that moves.

      /me throws a burning acid-dipped cactus across #slashdot

      Augh! It burns!

      It burrrrrnnssssss........

    112. Re:Dogism by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Paleontologists are ALWAYS arguing about which fossil is which species. And how many species are represented. And they KNOW that they don't have all the evidence they need. All they can really say is how similar something is to something else, and if it's fairly close, they can't really tell whether two different fossils are from separate species. But discovering new species gets your name in the books, so many tend to jump on any excuse to invent a new species.

      And as this article shows, even when you have live animals it isn't always obvious where the bounds should be drawn. (And dogs are an easy case!)

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    113. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Do you know how long it took me to teach this this monkey how to suck my dick... Without peeling it first?"

    114. Re:Dogism by not-enough-info · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never been near a Yorkshire Terrier or a Shetland Sheepdog. I can differentiate those breeds with my eyes closed at 5 meters.

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    115. Re:Dogism by WAG24601G · · Score: 1

      When I think of people I know, the ones with diverse ethnic backgrounds are invariably taller than either of their parents and very often good-looking.

      Nutrition is also a pretty strong influence on height. I don't know where you live, but where I'm from there is a high immigrant population, and children are frequently much taller than their parents who grew up in developing nations. If the people of 'diverse ethnic background' have one or both parents in the same scenario, the availability of food is probably contributing to the child's height.

      As for attractiveness, you might be right, but don't forget about the effects of the observer. We may prefer (i.e. assign 'beauty' to) people whose appearance we consider exotic, perhaps partly because reproducing with them would result in increased genetic diversity for the offspring.

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    116. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's called hybrid vigour. It's been known to livestock breeders for centuries!, and you're probably correct about the cause.

    117. Re:Dogism by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      A well deserved 5 interesting post there.

      Okay this is gonna sound odd, but any idea where I can get some wolves fur to see the reaction of my dog? Perhaps even you can send some to me (I'd pay of course).

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    118. Re:Dogism by Viridae · · Score: 1

      I had a bantam rooster (Pekin for those who are interested - the ones that look like tea cosys) who used to bash up a rooster twice his size, because there was a third rooster around who was top rooster and would protect my bantam rooster - and also bash up the underdog too. When the top rooster got old and died, suddenly the underdog was top dog and now my rooster got his turn at being bashed up.

    119. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One morning at the Kent show we let the wolves into their mobile enclosure and they watched intently as some Rottweilers came over, along with their (big-mouthed) owners. The blokes were going on about how their dogs could "have" our wolves easily, yet both dogs cowered away when Duma, one of our soppier wolves with people, casually gazed at them, raised her lip soundlessly, showing impressive fangs. Those Rottweilers knew better than to come any closer, much to the chagrin of their owners!

      Those big-mouthed blokes shouldn't have been too disappointed. Rottweilers are bred for aggression toward humans (they're attack dogs) more so than other dogs. It would be more interesting to see how a breed like a Pit Bull would have reacted to the wolves. But it would have to be controlled, you wouldn't want a fight...

    120. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, you want to stack them up? I think I saw that on RedTube.

    121. Re:Dogism by Motard · · Score: 1

      Interesting post, but it brings up a couple of questions in my mind.

      First, the reaction of the dogs to the wolf fur seems to vary from fear to attraction. I wonder if the attraction might be a result of some innate reaction to some sort of 'canine ideal'. Would, for instance, german shepherd dogs have more interested reactions than, say, yorkies?

      Second, another anecdote: One day a couple of hunters had killed a deer and brought it by our veterinarian's office to see if they could use their scale to weigh the beast. The vet had no clients in at the moment so he agreed to weigh it for them. Unknowingly, we had just parked next to their pickup at the exact moment when they walked out of the door carrying the deer. Our dogs went completely BERSERK!

      Although all were apologetic, in retrospect, I wish I had asked them to wait while I got the dogs out of the car in order to try to judge the nature of their interest further. Did they percieve a threat, or just more food than they'd ever seen in one place? Or just something entirely unfamiliar?

    122. Re:Dogism by graymocker · · Score: 1

      I don't remember the source, but I'm almost 100% positive I remember reading about research that suggested human ethnic hybrids (=P) were on average taller and healthier than the average than their parent's ethnic groups. And certainly the desire to reproduce outside of one's group is evolutionary hard-coded into us even as we are somewhat conditioned to mistrust those who look unlike us. Anthropologists have observed it's a very common practice for small indigenous jungle tribes to encourage and even mandate marriage outside the tribe, for example. It's pretty easy to see how such a practice was adaptive for the reproductive fitness of small, isolated tribes.

    123. Re:Dogism by telomerewhythere · · Score: 0

      Now for some double blind work, raise a wolf around humans, and get a wild dog, and a wild wolf and dog that has been raised around Humans and see what happens...

    124. Re:Dogism by Bodhammer · · Score: 1

      As above, I'm pretty sure none of them will want to mate with Nancy Pelosi either. Actually, I'm not sure any species would want to mate with her...

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    125. Re:Dogism by hawk · · Score: 1

      >What exactly do you mean by "permanent puppyhood - domestic dogs don't
      >become adults, we've bred that out of them somehow"?

      Current theory says that domestication is in part an acquired arrested development, in which full adulthood is not reached. You can look it up, but among the traits are the lack of full wariness of humans, fire, etc., and the observation that domestic cats & dogs have heads closer in shape to the pups than adults of their nearest wild counterparts.

      It's fascinating stuff, but I can't recall much more at the moment.

      hawk

    126. Re:Dogism by edremy · · Score: 1

      As for your last story, it rings true for both humans and dogs: I've spent a fair amount of time (mostly in the military) around wanna-be badasses as well as true badasses. The nearly universal rule I've seen? The *true* badasses don't advertise. They don't need to.

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    127. Re:Dogism by genericpoweruser · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere, but I can't remember where, that there's actually more bacteria cells than human cells in the average person....

      After a quick googling I found it's even more surprising than that: 10 to 1! http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=strange-but-true-humans-carry-more-bacterial-cells-than-human-ones

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    128. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe it's because dogs are socialized from an early age to be friendly with other dogs & humans, and that some behaviour appropriate with other dogs is not with other humans.

      Take a bigger dog that's not socialized properly & you'll see the same reaction to a minature dog as you would with a cat.

    129. Re:Dogism by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      As an aside, dogs are amazingly different from wolves despite being 99.8% the same DNA wise. Only one season a year and permanent puppyhood - domestic dogs don't become adults, we've bred that out of them somehow. Wolves, on the other hand, change noticeably around 3 years of age. Dogs are also much, much better at picking up signals from people - and unlike wolves, they're always eager to please if bought up properly. A wolf'll only do something if it feels like it, or if it'll get something out of it!

      inducing neoteny seems to be one of the main things that constitutes domestication. i read somewhere that the original wild version of the housecat, which is still out there in its natural habitat in north africa, southern europe, and western asia, is very friendly as a newborn kitten, but loses all interest in people around six weeks and is completely useless as a pet.

      And an amusing anecdote to finish - we used to take our wolves out to county shows, as they're socialied and enjoyed meeting people. One morning at the Kent show we let the wolves into their mobile enclosure and they watched intently as some Rottweilers came over, along with their (big-mouthed) owners. The blokes were going on about how their dogs could "have" our wolves easily, yet both dogs cowered away when Duma, one of our soppier wolves with people, casually gazed at them, raised her lip soundlessly, showing impressive fangs. Those Rottweilers knew better than to come any closer, much to the chagrin of their owners!

      i wonder if dogs consider wolves to be adults, and thus automatically higher up the pack hierarchy?

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    130. Re:Dogism by Mad-Bassist · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that link--fascinating stuff!

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    131. Re:Dogism by Mad-Bassist · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I have two cats that lived under a neighbor's house for years, and I rescued them when I moved. Their coats are in excellent shape despite being strays, and they're definitely "Heinz-57s."

      Now, if I just had the money (and space!) to get a couple of these: www.savannahcatbreed.com/breed-info/savannah

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    132. Re:Dogism by Mad-Bassist · · Score: 2, Funny

      To quote Steve Martin:

      "I learned about sex from watching dogs in the neighborhood ... the most important thing I learned was: never let go of the girl no matter how hard she tries to shake you off."

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    133. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's not entirely true. for some countries outside the US that is certainly true, but for others it can be much worse than what people see in the US. Racism in the US is mild compared to many other places in the world. very mild. Some of the places I've lived and traveled to where the examples are either similar or worse than in the US include Mexico (light vs dark skin/European vs native), Japan (Japanese vs any other Asian/pacific islander), Philippines (non-Moros vs Moros - usually lighter skinned in the North vs darker skinned in the South), Australia (white vs black), Hong Kong - even after the turnover (white vs Pacific Islander/Chinese). In some places within those locales it's not as bad as others and as with everything it's more individuals than the society as a whole. In particular, the US has nothing on the Japanese, Filipino, or Hong Kong divisions. It just so happens that with the Filipino divisions it's not seen quite as much because there is also quite a bit of geographical separation. In Japan a lot of what I saw was just pure racism towards other Asian peoples, which is a result of centuries of cultural indoctrination. In the Philippines it was more due to religious and geographical separation that anything else (people are natural afraid of what they don't normally encounter or understand). In Hong Kong it was due to years of social dominance of certain groups by another (which was awkward for us when we we there).

      I've lived in many of these places and of course it caries with individuals and locations, just like in the US. If you're comparing it to Europe it may be a different case, but Europe isn't the only part of the rest of the world, and in fact probably doesn't even come close to representing the rest of the world just like the US would not.

      Many people here seem to want to compare what happens with the US with what happens in Europe and take that as a comparison between the US and the rest of the world. I think life in Western Europe is just as foreign to the rest of the world as it is when comparing the US to the rest of the world. The US, Canada, Western Europe, and Australia are probably more alike than anywhere else in the world. Even Hong Kong, being ruled and built up to where it is by the British is unique - a place where economic expansion was put before everything else (to much success) and social equality didn't even seem to be an after thought.

    134. Re:Dogism by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      Or to put it another way, one's uniform is a stronger identifier than one's "race." You mention black people in conservative golf clothes, which is interesting and american in itself. Surely in WWII, there were oriental-looking people wearing allied uniform, fighting against Japan?

      It similarly applies to sketchy-looking kids in hooded sweatshirts. I can't even see their skin colour but because of the way they're dressed, which is their own choice to make, I trust them less around my mp3 player, but value them as a potential source of drugs. If one of these kids just *happened* to be black, does that make me a racist?

    135. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score:5, Insightful

      lol

    136. Re:Dogism by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1

      The goggles, they do nothing!

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    137. Re:Dogism by ignavus · · Score: 1

      we used to take our wolves out to county shows, as they're socialied and enjoyed meeting people

      I knew there was a reason that Slashdotters don't run with the wolves.

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    138. Re:Dogism by jnork · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem with eating vegetables is getting them back into the wheelchair afterwards.

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    139. Re:Dogism by jnork · · Score: 1

      Me, I like to catch 'em and tie 'em down.

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    140. Re:Dogism by jnork · · Score: 1

      Nah! they are just desperate for sex...

      Isn't that the short definition of Geek?

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    141. Re:Dogism by jnork · · Score: 1

      Hybrid vigor?

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    142. Re:Dogism by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      No , because they would lay there lives down for the first humans that accept them as members of a pack. It has nothing to do with 'being fed'.

      If people were more like dogs , there would be a lot less violence , and a lot more respect.

    143. Re:Dogism by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      That is the classiest way I've ever seen someone accuse another of bullshitting. You, sir, are a man of refinement and breeding (by internet standards).

    144. Re:Dogism by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      I'm curious about the HK divisions. Was it socioeconomic where you could tell who reaped the rewards of the British system years ago, or was it something akin to Han v. Manchu?

    145. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you mean like letting them meet domesticated dogs?

      Who won't fight with them?

      Which is exactly the point Smidge204 was making?

      Is that what you mean?

    146. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans and dogs aren't all that different when you think about it. Imagine one male dog saying to another male dog, "Man I'd totally sniff her ass!"

      Think of how close that really is to two human males talking about the sexual attractiveness of a human female.

      "Man I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit just to say that I had lunch with her."

      "Man I'd eat a mile of shit just to get the chance to suck the dick of the last guy that fucked her."

    147. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, no if your father is 5'11 and your mother is 5'2" you will be somewhere in the middle of those measurements. IF your parents both reached their true genetic height.

    148. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A wolf'll only do something if it feels like it, or if it'll get something out of it!

      So, a wolf is a cat?

    149. Re:Dogism by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      The difference between "near-maximum control" and "near-maximum wild", in terms of psychological impact, aren't all that too dissimilar. When there are known predators out there, you will pack up. And you will pack up quickly, with people who seem the most like you/the most likely to sympathize with you.

      When you're stressed to make a decision, you don't have time to determine the ins and outs of the person's socio-political and religious beliefs. He's not wearing thug clothes? He's got a haircut like me? I hope he'll be my bud!

      (This is, in no small part, why uniform haircuts and uniforms are often the status quo in institutions: to encourage unity and discourage tribal behavior. Limited options for allowed/possible/practical behavior means additional avenues become tenable, so the tribal instincts are squashed.)

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    150. Re:Dogism by Retiefdv · · Score: 1

      I live in South Africa and I have heard that a very good method to keep other people's dogs off your lawn is to sprinkle some lion manure over the lawn. You can even buy dried lion droppings at some of our Game Reserves. Domesticated dogs, who have never been anywhere near any wild animals for generations, instinctively cower in fear when they smell lion!

    151. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this insightful? They're joking, stupid.

    152. Re:Dogism by kingturkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      The concept you're referring to is hybrid vigor:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterosis

    153. Re:Dogism by Bertie · · Score: 1

      My father's 5'8", my mother's 5'2", and I'm a hair's breadth under six foot and much broader than my dad. Fair enough, my dad might possibly be a bit shorter than he could have been due to poor nutrition as a kid, but I absolutely tower over both of them.

    154. Re:Dogism by pnuema · · Score: 1

      She wasn't doing it because her status let her get away with it. She was doing it to reinforce her status. Big difference.

    155. Re:Dogism by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      Nah, I'm just recently domesticated ;-)

      Cheers

    156. Re:Dogism by Explodicle · · Score: 1

      What exactly do you mean by "permanent puppyhood - domestic dogs don't become adults, we've bred that out of them somehow"?

      It's called "neotony".

    157. Re:Dogism by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      dogs wag their tails and bark for everything that's not a dog too, that's part of being a dog.

    158. Re:Dogism by Zashi · · Score: 1

      That's why I make 'em wear high-heels. Hobbles them nicely.

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    159. Re:Dogism by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I knew domesticated animals have thinner skulls than their wild counterparts, as do humans compared to our ancestors, but it's interesting that the shape is different as well. As to not being wary of humans I'd have to dispute that. I spent some time in a small town in the Yukon that had a lot of people camping there in the summer while they worked in nearby mines. A lot of them got pups when they arrived in the spring and then just left them behind (if any was offered "set them free" was the usual rationalization) at the end of the fall. Then the townspeople had to go out and shoot the dogs because if they didn't then not only were they wary of humans but they formed packs and hunted the humans.

      Makes you wonder what adulthood means for humans though.

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    160. Re:Dogism by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the pointer, that was interesting. Although I think comparing toy dogs to fetal wolves is insulting to fetal wolves.

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    161. Re:Dogism by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure on the internet you can get a wolf pelt, but perhaps the treatment of it will remove some of the effect?

      Maybe a more interesting idea is to get some of the wolf urine they use to keep animals away from plants.

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    162. Re:Dogism by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      I'm glad to hear that other people have dogs that do that. My neighbors think my dog is nuts.

      But on the bright side, to date a plane has never landed in my yard.

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    163. Re:Dogism by azav · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is because a dog smells like a dog. Dogs have supreme sniffing sensors when compared to ours.

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    164. Re:Dogism by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      The Wikipedia article can't be right; it lists the cat as having been domesticated by man. As a cat "owner" I know it's the other way around.

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    165. Re:Dogism by Retron · · Score: 1

      I'm sure on the internet you can get a wolf pelt, but perhaps the treatment of it will remove some of the effect?

      Yes - almost certainly, it'd lose most of its wolfy smell. The soft clumps of fur that us volunteers take home smell "wolfy" for a couple to a few days, then lose the smell. I daresay a dog would be able to pick up the scent for longer.

      The exception to that was when I asked the wolf centre to post some fur to me just after I adopted a wolf. To my surprise (and delight) I ended up with a massive padded envelope full of the stuff - and by gum it reeked. I think the oils in it must have gone rancid, or something! I still have a small piece of that fur in the keyring I use for my housekeys. It doesn't smell any more, needless to say.

      Maybe a more interesting idea is to get some of the wolf urine they use to keep animals away from plants.

      That'd be almost impossible here in the UK - and I see Twinbee is in the UK too. I'd imagine customs wouldn't be very impressed if one tried to import wolf pee from the States!

      (And no, I'm not going to follow our wolves around with a plastic bottle, before anyone thinks of that!)

    166. Re:Dogism by Retron · · Score: 2, Informative

      any idea where I can get some wolves fur to see the reaction of my dog?

      As you're in the UK, that's easier said than done. Wolf fur comes under CITIES legislation, which means it's technically illegal to send any without both parties owning CITIES certificates. Our wolves are registered under CITIES, but when I got some fur sent to me over a decade ago they weren't.

      Anyway, I'll see if anything can be done!

    167. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that should be CITES rather than CITIES. Doh!

    168. Re:Dogism by dublin · · Score: 1

      "Hybrid vigor" definitely plays a part in dog breeding. This is particularly evident in comparing "show" vs. "field" varieties for sporting breeds such as, for instance, Spaniels. An extreme example of this is the divergence between the still true-to-breed English Cocker Spaniel and its weak, hyper, inbred American Cocker cousin...

      Many people claim that the show dogs have been excessively interbred, leading to many of the weaknesses that begin to become associated with the breed. Field dogs, on the other hand, are not bred for consistent conformity to some artificial cosmetic standard, but for actual working performance. (For instance, Springer Spaniels usually have "ticking" or small spots, and although the breed standard says they are allowed in show dogs, no spotty Springer would get past the first round in a show.) IMO, the field dogs are stronger, smarter, and better adjusted in every way.

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    169. Re:Dogism by Retron · · Score: 1

      i wonder if dogs consider wolves to be adults, and thus automatically higher up the pack hierarchy?

      Could well be! That said, I've seen all sorts of reactions from dogs to the wolves, so whatever they see wolves as it varies from dog to dog. It doesn't seem to be breed-specific either.

      For what it's worth, wolves invariably seem to see dogs as pups, even fully mature dogs (which further backs up the theories about dogs "not growing up".) We walk our wolves, on leads, in woods a couple of times a week.* Once in a while we'll encounter dogs being taken for walks and the wolves are always dead keen to get to them! The wolves will whimper and wag their tails, just as they would to wolf pups. The Rottweiler incident was quite unusual, although the wolves were in a mobile enclosure rather than on a lead, away from "home".

      As mentioned, wolves will change quite markedly around 3 years of age. If a wolf decides it doesn't respect you by then, you're unlikely to be able to handle them thereafter. Worse still, the lower-ranking wolves will be on the lookout for an opportunity to raise themselves up the ladder, which may involve the odd bit of "testing" or "bouncing" (directed at a handler, rather than anyone else). A dog, once shown its place in the pack, will generally accept it and stay there.

      * - and what with all the health and safety rules these days in the UK, you can imagine the paperwork needed to do that! Strangely though by law the wolves don't need to be muzzled in public, unlike say a pitbull.

    170. Re:Dogism by Hillview · · Score: 1

      And yet, it doesn't matter if the dog came fresh out of a grooming salon or just finished rolling in a heap of rotting garbage.. they'll still smell like a "Dog" to any other dog.

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    171. Re:Dogism by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Isn't that the short definition of Geek?

      Unless you're married. Or rich...

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    172. Re:Dogism by Nutria · · Score: 1

      That's not really racism as much as ... and tribalism.

      There's not a large mental jump from "he's not in our group; kill him" to "he's not in our group; he's inferior!".

      Especially if the ones claiming superiority have some (flawed but) objective rationality: clothes, guns, steel, ships, books, etc.

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    173. Re:Dogism by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Several animals, mostly humans have a natural repulsion to different looks.

      But sex overrides that.

      Which is why, in America at least, "back in the day", white men would have no compunction having sex with attractive black women, but got reeeeealy hostile at the thought of black men and white women.

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    174. Re:Dogism by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      but have much a much more directional sense of smell due to the design of their nose.

      Humans also have a directional sense of smell, better than many of use would assume. They did an experiment where someone follows a trail of chocolate. Though I'm sure dogs are still better at it.

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    175. Re:Dogism by Mad-Bassist · · Score: 1

      All of you are really creepy.

      Score!

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    176. Re:Dogism by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      True if we are talking about cognitive thinking beings but we are looking at chickens not humans. It's not wise to be anthropomorphizing animals in an attempt to show human characteristics in them in support of the natural existence of the human characteristics.

      The difference between humans and animals is that no matter how they view or accept another of their kind, humans have attached a moralistic objective or rule to it and act accordingly or unaccommodating to that rule verses instincts that come naturally.

      The white on black racism in America stems from two fronts, one was the labeling of blacks as inferiors-less then human. I think at the time slavery was around, the miraculous science community determined that blacks were only four fifths human. This of course has been changed and even though there are specific differences between whites and blacks (diseases susceptibility as well as biological), we no longer think that way. Slavery hasn't been around in at least 4 generations so this is probably something racists look for and not a justification in and of itself.

      The other cause which is probably what keeps racism alive in ways other countries just don't see is that after the civil war, all of the slaves were sent free with no means to care for themselves. They ended up taking jobs that whites were doing and they did them for less (no construct of proper pay for services they were previously forced to do free) which meant that many whites were displaced from their jobs. The freed slaves were less educated and under qualified in some cases but highering two to do the work of one was generally still cheaper then on trained person. The original KKK was more or less a labor union that attempted to create a place for freed slaves so as they didn't disrupt the whites as they fit into society. Of course this didn't work out well and resentment build that eventually turned into hate and the place for the freed men turned into a separate place, usually of lesser quality and so on.

      You can see this happening with illegal aliens still today but with things like affirmative action where companies hire people based on the color of their skin over qualifications, or use ethnicity as a trumping qualifier when job candidates are equally qualifies, resentment festers again and poof, hate arises. But society says this hate is bad and we are expected to ignore our feelings, our self preservation instinct and not practice hate towards another human being. This is something that is not present in the animal kingdom at all and is why anthropomorphism in the realm of racism just isn't appropriate.

      The interesting thing is that society has only concerned itself with dislike or hate of a person for natural and uncontrollable things like race, gender, religion and so on.

    177. Re:Dogism by Nutria · · Score: 1

      The original KKK was more or less a labor union that attempted to create a place for freed slaves so as they didn't disrupt the whites as they fit into society.

      Being from the Deep South, I can tell you with certainty that the KKK was formed to bring Southern whites back into social power.

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    178. Re:Dogism by jnork · · Score: 1

      I'm married, but not rich in any monetary sense.

      Hey, sexy mama... wanna kill all humans?

      Bender, dreaming. "I, Roommate". Futurama Season 1, episode 3. No, I did NOT look any of that up.

      See? Geek.

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    179. Re:Dogism by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Nah! they are just desperate for sex...

      Isn't that the short definition of Geek?

      I'm married, but not rich in any monetary sense.

      [snip]
      See? Geek.

      So you are a married geek desperate for sex.

      That's... sad.

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    180. Re:Dogism by jnork · · Score: 1

      Yeah, tragedy all over the damn place. So much worse than, say, dying painfully of cancer or... well, lots of things.

      "I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet. And I said to him, 'Can I have your shoes?'"

      Anyway, I never said I was desperate for sex. :)

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    181. Re:Dogism by Nutria · · Score: 1

      So much worse than, say, dying painfully of cancer or...

      Morphine, baby, is the Elixir of the Gods.

      I've had a middle-aged Uncle and old Grandfather die of cancer, and an Grandmother die of old age, while suffering from severe arthritis and pulmonary shutdown.

      Without morphine, their lives would have been intolerable.

      Anyway, I never said I was desperate for sex. :)

      Re-read what you wrote. (But I knew you were joking.)

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    182. Re:Dogism by DarkEmpath · · Score: 1

      My guess would be that dogs are less driven by visual inputs, and more by olfactory/pheremone stimulation.

      *Ahem*

      My leg does not smell like another dog.

    183. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ostensibly, ring species are rare, but scientists keep seem to be discovering that more and more species are, in fact, ring species, so I have to question how rare it really is.

      I'm not biologist, but I'd assume that these ring species are a precursor to true speciation, which occurs due to geographic separation. If a mountain range, a desert or a sea were to form at a point on the ring, then the ring would be split, preventing further interbreeding on the ring at that point. Add a few millennia and you now have two different species, each of which has a smaller breeding ring. So as a layman I'd say that most, if not all species have at some point been ring species.

  2. Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Definite proof that cats are better than dogs.

    1. Re:Starting a war by Jurily · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Definite proof that cats are better than dogs.

      How many cats lead blind people?

    2. Re:Starting a war by confused+one · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How many cats rescue injured people?

    3. Re:Starting a war by EdZ · · Score: 5, Funny

      I suppose you could build some sort of multi-feline interferometer, and interpret the varying frequency of their mewing according to their individual proximity to objects.
      Assuming you're reasonably confident not to be bumping into the ceiling or falling down holes, "how many cats can lead blind people" would be 3. 2 would lead to blind spots, 4 or more would provide redundant overlap.

    4. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect most cats big enough to be used as guide cats are also big enough to be a threat. Cats are more vicious pound for pound than dogs. They have to be; cats aren't pack animals. What I wouldn't give for a nice panther though.

    5. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why define "better" in terms of what's useful to humans? What's so special about us?

    6. Re:Starting a war by yuri82 · · Score: 1

      All of them CAN, however where they lead to may not be very useful.

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    7. Re:Starting a war by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Funny

          That's a bad bad idea.

          Everyone knows cats are covertly taking over the world. It's just a matter of time before they all get the signal, and the humans are either enslaved or killed.

          Sure, use 3 cats to guide a blind person. When the day comes, they'll lead him in front of a bus. When the bus stops because they just hit him, they'll kill all the occupants too. How else do you expect a cat to make a bus stop? :)

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    8. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How many chihuahua's can rescue injured people? How many seeing eye Maltese's are there?

    9. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The cats guide the blind dogs. They don't give a damn about people because they're badass and got standards.

    10. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because dogs follow instructions does not mean they are better. Just more likely to follow group think based on a pack. Cats on the other hand are solitary. Which leads to the "why the hell should I listen to you, just stick food in my bowl and I might not crap on your clothes" attitude.

    11. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you do not understand who is the "pet" in a human - cat relationship.

    12. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Cats COULD help the blind... its just that they don't WANT to.

    13. Re:Starting a war by wfstanle · · Score: 1

      It's got more to do with size than anything else. You don't see chihuahuas as leader dogs do you? A cat can be trained just as much as a dog can.

    14. Re:Starting a war by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      Definite proof that cats are better than dogs.

      How many cats lead blind people?

      The problem is that cats have a sense of humor... and a nasty one at that.

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    15. Re:Starting a war by wfstanle · · Score: 1

      Once again, size is the issue. I have however heard of cats that have alerted their owners to danger when they themselves were not in danger.

    16. Re:Starting a war by Jurily · · Score: 1

      I suppose you could build some sort of multi-feline interferometer, and interpret the varying frequency of their mewing according to their individual proximity to objects.

      Assuming my cat is typical, that wouldn't work for anything else than the fridge.

    17. Re:Starting a war by Jurily · · Score: 1

      A cat can be trained just as much as a dog can.

      You obviously don't have a cat. Mine learned to use door knobs on her own, but does so only if there's food on the other side and nobody's guarding it.

    18. Re:Starting a war by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

      How many cats lead blind people?

      I dunno, but the entire software industry is filled with blind people herding cats. :)

    19. Re:Starting a war by drizek · · Score: 1

      I think this might be because cats are hunters while dogs are scavengers.

    20. Re:Starting a war by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      None - they're too smart to serve humans ;)

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    21. Re:Starting a war by wfstanle · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have three. The need for treats or some reward in training is almost universal in most species (dogs, cats, etc.). My cats have a rather large repertoire of tricks they know. At this point, I don't always have to give them a treat to get them to show off. All they need is some sort of cue. I do have to offer a treat occasionally to keep them interested in doing tricks.

    22. Re:Starting a war by wfstanle · · Score: 1

      As an afterthought, one of my cats tries to open door knobs on her own and sometimes against my wishes. That nobody has accurately measured the intelligence of cats is a measure of how smart they might be.

    23. Re:Starting a war by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      Just because dogs follow instructions does not mean they are better. Just more likely to follow group think based on a pack. Cats on the other hand are solitary. Which leads to the "why the hell should I listen to you, just stick food in my bowl and I might not crap on your clothes" attitude.

      Which leads to me thinking, "why don't you get your own damn food, you stupid cat." House cats need to learn a little respect, they've got too much of that napoleon syndrome, thinking they still run shit like their bad ass cousin, the tiger. A tiger has every right to be aloof, because a tiger runs the jungle. At least dogs will respect you if you show yourself to be the dominant pack leader (and no, I'm not talking about beating your dog).

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    24. Re:Starting a war by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      That basically just confirms the behavioral difference between cats and dogs. Dogs are pack animals, so they'll often accept a human as the pack leader. Cats aren't pack animals, so a human is just a convenient source of food.

    25. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cats or dogs, which one has more weapons per pound?

      Cats: 30 teeth, 20 claws, 10ish pounds= 5 per pound

      dogs: 42 teeth, however weight varies greatly
      at most (tiny micro teacup yorkie abomination) = 7 at least = .28

      Therefore, by weight, cats will invariably win the war.

    26. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how many cats eat their own feces? Or other animals'?

    27. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just as many as your mother.

    28. Re:Starting a war by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't finding cats that could lead blind people - it's finding cats that wouldn't deliberately lead them into traffic.

      That's one of the nicer things about dogs - they don't generally play with their food before killing it.

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    29. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...er, how many cats attack people?

      Hmmm (looks at the scratches on his hand from the neighbours' usually even-tempered tabby), let me phrase that a bit better : How many people have been killed by cat attacks in the last year? Ever?

      'nuff said

    30. Re:Starting a war by Jurily · · Score: 1

      I think you do not understand who is the "pet" in a human - cat relationship.

      Ok. Who's the one who gets up every morning just in time to feed the gods?

    31. Re:Starting a war by suricatta · · Score: 1

      It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

    32. Re:Starting a war by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      I suspect most cats big enough to be used as guide cats are also big enough to be a threat. Cats are more vicious pound for pound than dogs. They have to be; cats aren't pack animals. What I wouldn't give for a nice panther though.

      i think leopards are supposed to be tameable....

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    33. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cats are bound by the prime directive of Natural Selection. They are not allowed to intervene.

    34. Re:Starting a war by GenSolo · · Score: 1

      Well, we have opposable thumbs, an advanced cerebral cortex, and our hyoid bone is descended. These allow us to do things like invent tools and articulate complex sounds.

    35. Re:Starting a war by s1lverl0rd · · Score: 0

      We saw what you did down there!

    36. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will find a lot of stories about heroic cats, horses, geese...

         

    37. Re:Starting a war by maxume · · Score: 1

      Most of them? Not wholesale, but they give themselves regular tongue-baths.

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    38. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many cats rescue injured people?

      Less than the number of dogs that kill children.

    39. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many cats rescue injured people?

      And how many cats eat their own vomit?

  3. News for nerds by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Humorous take fails to be humorous.

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  4. Is that why some Dogs fight, (War of the Worlds) by LinuxOverWindows · · Score: 0

    It Makes sense, there just defending there spices! So Barking is just Alien language, there communicating there plans for world Domination with each other!

  5. I always thought the difference by peragrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    between race and species was species can't interbreed and produce viable offspring. So while small dogs and large dogs may be able to be divided, the line gets a lot fuzzier after that. So many years of cross breeding and inbreeding I don't think you can separate them beyond that.

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    1. Re:I always thought the difference by wjh31 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      thats generally a good definition of species, however it can break down.
      consider: 'species' A can breed with 'species' B, so are the same species, B can breed with C, so are the same species, so A and C are the same species via B, although A and C may not actually be able to breed. im fairly sure examples exist, but i cant cite any off the top of my head

    2. Re:I always thought the difference by MrMr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's an elaborate example:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_species

    3. Re:I always thought the difference by wonderboss · · Score: 1

      The definition of species is based on whether or not individuals from two populations normally breed and produce viable offspring _in_the_wild_. Some populations that are considered different species can interbreed and produce viable offspring in captivity.

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    4. Re:I always thought the difference by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      By that definition North American humans and European humans were difference species until the 15th century.

    5. Re:I always thought the difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such a definition also has problems with organisms that reproduce asexually and organisms that are extinct (you could try and breed a few of the dinosaurs in the Royal Tyrell, but you're probably not going to have any luck).

      Given that extant sexually reproducing organisms represent a tiny minority of all of the organisms one might want to study, other definitions tend to be used when rigor is important.

    6. Re:I always thought the difference by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      between race and species was species can't interbreed and produce viable offspring.

      So, I take it the existence of fertile Ligers is evidence that Lions and Tigers are, in fact, part of the same species? Huh... news to me.

    7. Re:I always thought the difference by Sique · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This criterion works only with livings which actually interbreed. It won't work for parthenogenetic livings or for livings like bacteria.

      And even within sexual species it is problematic. Take dandelion (yes, this yellow flower) for example.

      According to your definition of a species there are hundreds of thousands of species within the "dandelion" (taraxacum) genus.

      Dandelion comes in three general types: A diploid one (with two sets of chromosoms), a triploid (with three sets of chromosoms) and a tetraploid one (four sets). If two diploid plants interbred, they have tetraploid offspring. If a tetraploid plant interbreeds with a diploid plant, they have triploid offspring. Triploid plants are infertile, they don't interbreed. Instead they generate triploid clones of themselves. Sometimes the number of chromosome sets is reduced to two in that process, generating diploid offspring, which then can interbreed with tetraploid and diploid plants. So the generation cycle is closed.

      All three formes exist in the same biotope. All three look the same. Dandelion is pretty adaptive with this generation cycle: You have diploid forms which remix genetic traits. You have tetraploid forms which help generating triploid forms, and you have the triploids, whose mutations are spread wide. If some of those mutations manage to survive for enough generations, they generate fertile forms for remix of the genetic pool.

      According to your definition each individual plant of triploid dandelion and his identical clones are a separate species, because they don't interbreed with any other dandelion. Also the tetraploid forms are separate species, because they don't generate fertile offspring. Only the diploid forms are able to generate fertile offspring at all!

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    8. Re:I always thought the difference by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      15th century? People allllways forget the vikings.

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    9. Re:I always thought the difference by wonderboss · · Score: 1

      Perhaps. There are distinct populations of animals separated by geography that do not interbreed that are considered separate species. I seem to remember two "species" of chipmunk separated by the Grand Canyon. They look slightly different. Perhaps if one of the species of chipmunks developed the technology to regularly cross the grand canyon, they would interbreed and create viable offspring. Then they would have to be reclassified. The differentiation of species among very very similar organisms is somewhat subjective. Coyotes, Canis latrans and Gray Wolves, Canis lupus are considered different species. Domestic Dogs, Canis lupus familiaris are considered a subspecies of wolves. Yet most North American Wolves now have some Coyote genes.

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    10. Re:I always thought the difference by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      The Vikings didn't interbreed with the natives when they came here, not that I've heard of anyway. Nice try, though.

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    11. Re:I always thought the difference by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Only one liger has produced known viable offspring. So until that one the offspring weren't viable. separating

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  6. Dogs are not a species by Hatta · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Dogs aren't even a separate species from wolves. Further subdividing them is just silly.

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    1. Re:Dogs are not a species by Morphine007 · · Score: 1

      FTFA: Amazingly, right now Chihuahuas are still considered C. lupus familiaris, a subspecies of wolf. And calling a Chihuahua a wolf is like calling someone at the Discovery Institute a scientist.

      Dogs aren't even a separate species from wolves. Further subdividing them is just silly.

      Yup, completely silly. When I think of a yappy little chihuahua, I think "Osht son, that wolf wants to eet meh!! RUNS!!!!!1111eleven" and definitely don't think about how much I'd like to kick the yappy fucking football >.<"

      That was sarcasm btw; just throwing that out there in case someone misses it.

    2. Re:Dogs are not a species by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Back in the 1800s there was this idea that all living things could be grouped into a neat, consistent classification system. As it turns out, reality isn't tidily organized like a giant clock.

      There is a popular myth that it would be possible to list all taxonomic ranks. In reality there is an indeterminate number of ranks, as a taxonomist may invent a new rank at will, at any time, if he or she feels this is necessary. In doing so, there are some restrictions, which will vary with the Nomenclature Code which applies.

      The problem, then, is whether to quantify the whole ring as a single species (despite the fact that not all individuals can interbreed) or to classify each population as a distinct species (despite the fact that it can interbreed with its near neighbours). Ring species illustrate that the species concept is not as clear-cut as it is often thought to be.

    3. Re:Dogs are not a species by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Canis lupis is just a remarkably diverse species. Calling chihuahuas and wolves a different species is like calling Gary Coleman and Bao Xishun a different species. That is, completely ridiculous.

      Arguing over where the line is between species is pretty dumb anyway. Nature is not divided into nice neat categories like that.

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    4. Re:Dogs are not a species by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Well human races can interbreed. The point of the article is that for purely mechanical reasons big dogs can't interbreed with small dogs. From the definition of species - i.e. able to interbreed and produce fertile offspring they are a different species.

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    5. Re:Dogs are not a species by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      the species concept is not as clear-cut as it is often thought to be.

      That reminds me, there is an interesting (but two hour long) video that explains the total collapse of intelligent design, and Ken Miller mentions a heated argument on a paleontologist convention where some new skeletons were presented. The discussion was wether they were reptilian-like mammals or mammal-like reptilians.

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    6. Re:Dogs are not a species by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      However, the commonly used definition of a species is the maximum group such that any two members of that group (of opposite gender if necessary) can breed and produce fertile offspring. The different breeds of dog are roughly equivalent to races of people, they look different, and can be used ot get an idea about ancestry, but there is no huge difference, and whist there are crude generalisations one can make about non-defining characteristics, they are very rough indeed.

    7. Re:Dogs are not a species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the wild a wolf will tear a dog to shreds for entertainment.

      Dogs should be a different species. Just because animals can interbreed doesn't make them the same species. Even if the offspring are reproductively viable.

    8. Re:Dogs are not a species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well human races can interbreed

      Is there a Neanderthalis still alive to prove that?

    9. Re:Dogs are not a species by Kozz · · Score: 1

      Perhaps at the least, we could identify domesticated dogs from that of wolves. I was listening to a Science Friday (NPR) podcast a while back and they discussed some basic differences.

      We (humans) have selectively bred dogs to be empathic, to be able to read our emotions, body language, etc. If you point at something in the distance, the domesticated dog looks in the direction you're pointing. The wolf, however, will just stare at your hand.

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    10. Re:Dogs are not a species by artor3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The point of the article is that for purely mechanical reasons big dogs can't interbreed with small dogs. From the definition of species - i.e. able to interbreed and produce fertile offspring they are a different species.

      But the sperm from one could fertilize the eggs of another. The fact that the mechanics don't work out is like claiming that neutering your pet makes it a new species.

    11. Re:Dogs are not a species by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard of wolfhounds? They are calles that not because they resemble wolfs but because they were used for wolf hunting. Sheperd dogs were used to protect the herd from wolves. As you see, it is not that easy.

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    12. Re:Dogs are not a species by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      If you point at something in the distance, the domesticated dog looks in the direction you're pointing. The wolf, however, will just stare at your hand.

      You are confusing trained behavior with biology. My dogs certainly look at my hand when I point.

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    13. Re:Dogs are not a species by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      We (humans) have selectively bred dogs to be empathic, to be able to read our emotions, body language, etc. If you point at something in the distance, the domesticated dog looks in the direction you're pointing. The wolf, however, will just stare at your hand.

      I adopted a 4-year old Collie/Dog mix about a month ago. After reading your post, I went over to him and pointed into the distance. He stared at my hand.

      I remember having the same trouble with my kids at around age 20 months. I would point at something, and they didn't have any notion of what that gesture meant.

      It's possible that my dogs and kids are stupid. Or maybe they're all part wolf? I dunno. I think it's a training issue, though. I bet I could teach a wolf what pointing means, if he doesn't eat me first.
             

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    14. Re:Dogs are not a species by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Well, there is some merit to the definition, IIRC some parrots are considered different species by some biologists, simply because their mating behavior is so different that they will not interbreed. A species is not well defined.

      Oh, and your neutering example, it works fine as soon as you find a breeding population of neutered animals, then it will be a different species. I think there is a problem with that concept, but I can't put my finger on it...

    15. Re:Dogs are not a species by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      Well human races can interbreed.

      Hence why human races aren't even near the level of species, or any subcategory of that. As far as I know there is no way to determine the race of a person from their DNA. You can tell what their physical features might look like but you cannot determine if you've got a light skinned african or a dark skinned italian (for example).

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    16. Re:Dogs are not a species by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      In the wild a wolf will tear a dog to shreds for entertainment.

      Depends on the type of dog and how it was raised. A wolf is raised in the wild (more often than not it is) so it has learned that it has to take what it wants. A dog that's raised in a household will be given everything it needs and will lose its killer instinct. And when these two meet up in the wild the wolf will have its way with the dog. Now, if you raise your dog to protect your family/animals from wolves, it'll probably have that killer instinct embedded in it and it will have a fighting chance against the wolf (depends on the size of the wolf and the dog).

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    17. Re:Dogs are not a species by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps at the least, we could identify domesticated dogs from that of wolves.

      Hence Canis Lupus Lupus (wolves) and Canis Lupus Familiaris (domestic dogs). Then you have Canis Latrans (coyotes) and Lycaon Pictus (african wild dogs) as further distinctions under the Caninae subfamily of dog like creatures.

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    18. Re:Dogs are not a species by pitterpatter · · Score: 1

      Calling chihuahuas and wolves a different species is like calling Gary Coleman and Bao Xishun a different species.

      I'm pretty sure that a mating between Gary Coleman and Bao Xishun would not happen in the wild, and if it were somehow forced it would still fail to produce viable offspring.

      |;-)

    19. Re:Dogs are not a species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Gary Coleman and Bao Xishun can't reproduce, so the must be different species, right?

    20. Re:Dogs are not a species by metaforest · · Score: 1

      The real question is would it happen in the wild.... Let's say all humans vanished over night.

        Dogs get to fend for themselves again.... and really dogs and cats have the best chance to make that transition as most other domestic animals are so hopelessly dependent on humans for basic survival that they would become extinct very quickly for a myriad of reasons.

      Mastiff would not interbreed with Chihuahua in any rational interpretation of a natural setting... They wouldn't even have the same natural geographic range. First winter after the "The Day After," breeds with no winter coats, or other hedges against cold (loose rolls of leather-skin in the Mastiff's case) would likely be functionally extinct in areas more than 34 degrees from the equator.

      Breeds with thick fur would quickly migrate to areas where their attributes would do them the most good. Simply put dogs with more fur are going to get choices.

      At this point there are plenty of breeds in the ring possible.... there would be a large amount of remixing in the first 50 or so generations, but large size differences and body plans are going to limit interbreeding very quickly. There won't be many opportunities for a sheltie to breed or be bred with say german sheperds... because the Sheltie not realistically going to win the dominance role in a pack of larger dogs. A sheltie would make a nice meal for a pack of larger dogs.

      All of these different breeds would be separated by geography size, and disposition, in a biologically insignificant span of time...

      On the geological scale.... well nothing much would happen, and there would likely be no speciation, but there would be a lot of new breeds created... likely many that would be little more than mutts. This changes when one or more environmental, long term stress events forced these separate populations to diverge or go extinct.... once they adapt, and their biology shifts to the new environment the odds of them being separate species -- in the classical meaning of the term... No interbreeding biologically speaking even with alien animal husbandry (remember humans left the scene for Heaven or Hell) . -- becomes more likely.

      TFA points out that our definition of a species MIGHT be lacking in nuance and the author makes, IMO, a weak argument to support it, but TFA does have a point... and current Dogma doesn't appear to refute it very well.

      If the central point of the TFA is extrapolated over a much longer time base than humans have been breeding dogs, I think TFA argument has merit.

  7. So what we're saying is... by williamhb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1) Creationists claim the science doesn't provide thorough enough proof of evolution
    2) Evolutionary biologists should fudge their results to re-define something as being proof
    3) ???
    4) Profit
    Something makes me think this scheme would just give creationists a big stick labelled "evolutionists fudge their results; it's all a load of cobblers" to beat the biologists with.

    1. Re:So what we're saying is... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 5, Funny

      1) Creationists claim the science doesn't provide thorough enough proof of evolution
      2) Evolutionary biologists should fudge their results to re-define something as being proof
      3) ???
      4) Profit
      Something makes me think this scheme would just give creationists a big stick labelled "evolutionists fudge their results; it's all a load of cobblers" to beat the biologists with.

      If a Slashdot reader has evolved to the point where he has no sense of humour whatsoever and is therefore incapable of mating with female humans, does that make said Slashdot reader a new species?

      Something to ponder tonight.

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    2. Re:So what we're saying is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a Slashdot reader has evolved to the point where he has no sense of humour whatsoever and is therefore incapable of mating with female humans, does that make said Slashdot reader a new species?

      Something to ponder tonight.

      Sure. When I go to bed, I'll ask your girlfriend what she thinks about it.

    3. Re:So what we're saying is... by purpledinoz · · Score: 1

      No, if we apply the rules for distinguishing different species to dogs, then it turns out that we have different species of dogs. There is no fudging.

    4. Re:So what we're saying is... by maxume · · Score: 2, Interesting

      People that don't want to believe in evolution are hopeless anyway. What this does is move the discussion away from the details of biological classification towards facts that are more interesting when discussing evolution.

      The fact that we are rather different creatures from mice is notable, but a discussion of evolution doesn't depend on the factors we choose to use to make the distinction, it works just as well to consider organisms and populations that are or are not capable of reproducing without ascribing any further meaning to that fact.

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    5. Re:So what we're saying is... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      No. It is more like some people walking in a deep forest. The creationist say: There are not trees, the forest is not proof of the existence of tress. The scientist then hangs a big fucking sign on one of the trees in the forest that says "Tree".

    6. Re:So what we're saying is... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      If a Slashdot reader has evolved to the point where he has no sense of humour whatsoever and is therefore incapable of mating with female humans, does that make said Slashdot reader a new species?

      Something to ponder tonight.

      If?

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    7. Re:So what we're saying is... by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      No, it makes his line extinct (or in danger of becoming extinct) on the other hand if slashdot readers start to mate among themselves and can produce offspring then yes they constitute a new species. But for that you'd probably need to find the elusive female slashdotter who doesn't mate outside of slashdot community.

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    8. Re:So what we're saying is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did the Slashdot reader evolve if it is incapable of mating?

    9. Re:So what we're saying is... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      1) Creationists claim the science doesn't provide thorough enough proof of evolution
      2) Evolutionary biologists should fudge their results to re-define something as being proof

      Uh, it's the other way around. The entire fucking point of the article is that the fact that the Chihuahua and the Bull Mastif aren't listed as different species *is* evolutionary biologists fudging their results. Why? Because said animals would, in the wild, be reproductively isolated... which one of the fundamental components of the definition of "species".

    10. Re:So what we're saying is... by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

      No, it means our "species" is doomed!!!!!

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    11. Re:So what we're saying is... by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      No. It is more like some people walking in a deep forest. The creationist say: There are not trees, the forest is not proof of the existence of tress. The scientist then hangs a big fucking sign on one of the trees in the forest that says "Tree".

      While I get your point and feel your frustration with creationists, the fact is, domestic dogs are not separate species (as far as evolutionary biology is concerned) and should not be treated as such just to try and break the opposition.

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    12. Re:So what we're saying is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      homo weirdonensis

    13. Re:So what we're saying is... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Depends on who you ask. A paleontologist would count them as separate species, since paleontologist can't check for interracial viability.

      Also the question is: How long does it take for separate dog races that can't physically crossbreed before they are also genetically incapable of crossbreeding.

  8. Intelligent Design by rshol · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just remember if you argue that dog breeds are different species, especially the case of the mastiff and chihuahua, or the teacup yorkie and newfoundland, these different species are verifiably the result of intelligent design. Selection was involved, but not natural selection.

    1. Re:Intelligent Design by iamhigh · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Just remember if you argue that dog breeds are different species, especially the case of the mastiff and chihuahua, or the teacup yorkie and newfoundland, these different species are verifiably the result of intelligent design. Selection was involved, but not natural selection.

      Two completely different things: intelligent design of an entire planet, creating life from nothing and selectively breeding animals to enhance traits.

      I am not sure if you are trying to argue against evolution, playing devil's advocate or what, but please explain to me how humans can manage to reproduce the results of a natural process with some sort of "intelligence" and some sort of "design"? That is just like religious people... find a way to make all attempts to contradict them wrong before they even have a chance, regardless of any real merit.

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    2. Re:Intelligent Design by iamhigh · · Score: 1
      That should be

      how humans can manage to reproduce the results of a natural process withOUT some sort of "intelligence" and some sort of "design"?

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    3. Re:Intelligent Design by purpledinoz · · Score: 1

      But the designer is Man. So does that mean that Man is God?

    4. Re:Intelligent Design by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Just remember if you argue that dog breeds are different species, especially the case of the mastiff and chihuahua, or the teacup yorkie and newfoundland, these different species are verifiably the result of intelligent design. Selection was involved, but not natural selection.

      Human intelligence evolved naturally through natural selection. It is natural for humans to apply their intelligence, as this gives them survival benefits in the wild.

      As well, to say that humans "designed" the evolutionary traits of various breeds of dogs is a bit of a stretch. It's more accurate to say that humans selected the most desirable traits and bred for them. You cross-breed until something unexpected happens, and if it's desirable, you figure out how to repeat the unexpected result, until it breeds true. This isn't "design" per se. We can make a dog with a particular size or type of coat, but if I wanted to breed a dog with a shell or two heads or horns, I don't think I could "design in" these features.

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    5. Re:Intelligent Design by Felix+Da+Rat · · Score: 1

      In the case of the chihuahua, I'm not so sure the design was even 'Intelligent'....

    6. Re:Intelligent Design by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      It's brilliant. It shocks you when you first read it, but then you realize it's correct (if you accept selective breeding as a form of "intelligent design", although it's more correct to call it human selection). Of course it has nothing to do with evolution and natural selection on a global scale.

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    7. Re:Intelligent Design by tourvil · · Score: 1

      But the designer is Man. So does that mean that Man is God?

      What does God need with a schnauzer?

    8. Re:Intelligent Design by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, and I take that first commandment very serious. I'd hate to have other Gods besides me.

      So every time those Jehova's Witnesses come by to talk about God, I'm delighted, I love talking about myself!

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    9. Re:Intelligent Design by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't know a thing about modern dog breeds. Some of them happened by chance, sure, there are various mutt breeds out there that come from strange, unguided mixings. But a lot of them, particularly the highly prized breeds, were bred with those traits specifically in mind from the very beginning. There was no chance involved.

      Take a look at the history of the Doberman Pincer. That dog was designed by Mr. Doberman with a few things in mind: he wanted it to be sleak, fast, aggressive, and intelligent. He set out, and achieved, exactly what he wanted in a dog. Modern breeds of Doberman Pincer have almost the exact same trait, with the exception of the agression, dog breeders have been intentionally breeding that out over the last few decades to produce a milder pincer.

      The Doberman Pincer is by no means unique. The process of designing a dog is methodical, but it is not left to chance. It is not some happenstance, and dog breeders aren't shooting in the dark. In fact, breeders today could start over and produce an identical dog to the Doberman Pincer without using any of the current dog's lines. They could "rebuild" it from scratch.

      So, what else would call it, other than "intelligent" design?

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    10. Re:Intelligent Design by Spatial · · Score: 1

      As well, to say that humans "designed" the evolutionary traits of various breeds of dogs is a bit of a stretch.

      Yeah, but if he stated it in a non-misleading way he wouldn't get modded up. It's a typical karma whore post: an obvious fact stated in such a way that it alludes to a 'controversial' topic. (In this case, using equivocation.)

      At least it wasn't melodramatic!

    11. Re:Intelligent Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And also remember that the Bible has no qualms with natural selection. Only the millions of years that it may have taken. And the creating more complex out of less complex.

    12. Re:Intelligent Design by tpz · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I would be just fine with categorizing dog breeding as intelligent design, if only to prove that neither evolution or ID require the existence of God. :)

    13. Re:Intelligent Design by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that you couldn't guide a dog breed's development to what you envision. In fact, that's exactly what I said people DO with dog breeding. You start with something close to what you want, and with some knowledge of genetics you breed for the trait you desire. What I was talking about with respect to chance was way long ago before people discovered the science of genetics. At some point someone noticed that a particular family line of dogs had especially good size, or good nose, or intelligence, so they favored that line, and its descendants developed those traits increasingly over time. The initial quality that was selected for was the "chance". Someone got a lucky dog with exceptional genes and it did well, and not at all by chance it was chosen as the stud dog for future generations.

      Go *breed* me a flying dog with a venemous stinger on its tail, and attractive facial horns, and we'll talk about how close human breeding is to so-called intelligent design.

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    14. Re:Intelligent Design by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Just remember if you argue that dog breeds are different species, especially the case of the mastiff and chihuahua, or the teacup yorkie and newfoundland, these different species are verifiably the result of intelligent design. Selection was involved, but not natural selection.

      What's your point? No scientists has ever claimed that evolution, as the mechanism for diversity on this planet, precludes the idea of a creator. In fact, many a forward-thinking creationist has accepted evolution through the belief that evolution was the very mechanism "god" used to "design" man. In fact, the only people claiming evolution is in direct opposition to creationism, and thus must be completely, utterly invalid, are the wild-eyed Disco-tute fundies and their related brethren.

    15. Re:Intelligent Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it doesn't: Man wasn't there when the first single-celled organism speciated.

    16. Re:Intelligent Design by whiledo · · Score: 1

      What's your point? [...] the only people claiming evolution is in direct opposition to creationism, and thus must be completely, utterly invalid, are the wild-eyed Disco-tute fundies and their related brethren.

      Which is exactly the group this idea of classifying dogs as species was directed at, even if only in jest.

      So yeah, probably not the best tack to take in trying to defuse their "arguments."

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    17. Re:Intelligent Design by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      An interesting point about that (because I was wondering the same thing when I was studying Darwin): in the early 1800s (again, before the theory of natural selection became accepted) breeders didn't think of themselves as trying to create new species, rather, they considered that current species were just a mix of all the original 'pure' species, and that when they breeded, they were trying to purify the species as much as possible to the original again. And this theory, though wildly inaccurate, provided good results in practice.

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    18. Re:Intelligent Design by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly the group this idea of classifying dogs as species was directed at, even if only in jest.

      I see you missed my point. The point of the article is to refute creationism as put forward by the fundies. The approach put forward in the article does just that, as demonstrating the existence of evolution, guided or otherwise, goes against what said fundies are preaching.

    19. Re:Intelligent Design by Ailill · · Score: 1

      Selection was involved, but not natural selection.

      Why is it constantly claimed that because humans play a part an event is no longer "natural?" If a dog breed arose because of predators were not eating ones of a certain color no one would doubt it was "natural selection." But since humans were involved and selected based liking one color over another. Thereby only allowing dogs with the favorable trait to breed the selection is suddenly not natural.

    20. Re:Intelligent Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PBS had a special on the role of humans in canine evolution. The theory is that as human society developed, wolves that were more docile and not as aggressive as other wolves would prosper on what we threw away and thus we encouraged that behavioral trait in the animals. As time progressed, they were integrated into our society for having similar tactics and goals when it came to hunting and the 2 species have been inseparable ever since. Though it would appear that this is somewhat impossible for there to be so many breeds (or species) of dogs in such short period of time consider the example of Belyaev's silver foxes. In only 40 years, the foxes had become an almost different species. The females went into heat twice a year instead of once, the fur color had completely changed along with different ear, tail, and skull shape and even barked like domesticated dogs. All of this was because they selectively bred the more docile exclusively.

    21. Re:Intelligent Design by nobdoor · · Score: 1
      Specialized breeds are not the same as intelligent design.

      We all know that man has selected and bred preferable traits. But we did not design different breeds of dogs. Are we so arrogant to think that we have specifically 'designed' things like a nervous system, muscle structure, skeletal structure etc.?

      All we did was make two different dogs get it on and have a puppy. Nature did the designing.

      As to whether or not nature is intelligent is another debate, but I think most ppl here will agree that it is not.

    22. Re:Intelligent Design by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!

    23. Re:Intelligent Design by whiledo · · Score: 0, Troll

      Your point misses reality. We're talking about a group that already ignores logical arguments and uses science selectively and only when it will seem to benefit their argument. So to counter this, you try to provide them with an argument that will be incredibly easy to turn around and use to boost their own case.

      Good luck with that.

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    24. Re:Intelligent Design by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      So to counter this, you try to provide them with an argument that will be incredibly easy to turn around and use to boost their own case.

      Meh, if they "turn around" and use the argument to "boost their own case", that would mean admitting that evolution exists, and that god used it as a tool for creation. Personally, I think that's *massive* step forward, and would be absolutely fine by me.

    25. Re:Intelligent Design by maxume · · Score: 1

      Because to some extent, at least in common discourse, 'natural' means 'without human influence'.

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    26. Re:Intelligent Design by thechao · · Score: 1

      Whoah, there, Sparky. Natural selection is well-and-alive; the dogs that are the cutest, most adequately serve function, match form best, etc., are selected for in their environment. Remember that the "natural" part of natural selection is similar to nondeterminism: it is something that happens "from the outside." In this case "outside" is the non-Dog world. Just because a terribly complicated (possibly intelligent) force is acting on the dogs doesn't change anything.

    27. Re:Intelligent Design by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      I can design a plastic coat hanger with a textured surface to keep clothes from slipping off, but if I want it to also be strong enough to support a 747, I don't think I could design in that feature, so ergo by your definition I can't really design ANYTHING. Humans made decisions on which features they wanted in a poodle or whatever, and they used their intelligence, whereas natural selection presumably doesn't have any intelligence. Just because their intelligence didn't extend to knowing all the options and consequences in advance and being able to implement any desired change doesn't mean it was non-existent. I think your sig really sums it up.

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    28. Re:Intelligent Design by whiledo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You're not using your imagination. The "turn around" would be to say that evolutionists are dumb because they think different species of dogs "evolved" when clearly we intelligently designed them. Then the audience will cheer and they'll move on to their next talking point. The problem here is that you seem to approach it as an intellectual debate. It's not; it's a pep rally and a dogma spouted by Authority.

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    29. Re:Intelligent Design by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      And if it didn't prove anything about the existence of God, one way or the other, then you wouldn't be fine with it, right? How about being fine with it because it's true, regardless of what else it proves or doesn't prove?

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    30. Re:Intelligent Design by tpz · · Score: 1

      Please refrain from presuming what I would or would not be fine with, especially when already reading far too much into my silly little comment.

      For the record, I can't even tell from your post what you think I may or may not be fine with, given the sheer number of times you have used "it" in your reply without providing any context. What where you referring to, exactly? Treating dog breeds as different species? Labeling dog breeding as intelligent design? The wider use of the phrase "intelligent design" in order to dilute the term? Your meaning is impossible to safely determine, given the phrasing of your reply.

    31. Re:Intelligent Design by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      I can design a plastic coat hanger with a textured surface to keep clothes from slipping off, but if I want it to also be strong enough to support a 747, I don't think I could design in that feature, so ergo by your definition I can't really design ANYTHING.

      More like, I disagree that you can call breeding "intelligent design" on the basis that you're merely flipping bits in a config file, not building something from scratch with whatever arbitrary features that you design into the system. Breeding isn't intelligent design, it's breeding. There are "designer breeds", and granted, it takes some intelligence to be able to breed a dog with the traits you desire. But it's still not the same thing as what "Intelligent Design" advocates are talking about when they are talking about "Intelligent Design".

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    32. Re:Intelligent Design by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      "No scientists has ever claimed that evolution, as the mechanism for diversity on this planet, precludes the idea of a creator."

            Richard Dawkins has has most certainly claimed that - The very front cover of his book "The Blind Watchmaker" is subtitled "Why the evidence of evolution reveals a universe without design".
            Just in the preface, he makes these statements. "I could not imagine being an Atheist before 1859, when Darwin's Origin of Species was published." "Darwin made it possible to be an intellectually fulfilled Atheist.".

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    33. Re:Intelligent Design by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      One of the fundamental principles of Natural Selection is that produces a locally optimal organism. It doesn't aim at long term perfection. This is why, for example, blood vessels are found on the inner surface of the eye where they block some photo-receptors and reduce the overall surface available for light gathering. Nature couldn't plan ahead, couldn't say in effect "Later, when this eye is more advanced, I shall want the blood supply for vertebrates to come in from the back where it won't be in the way". It went for immediate utility, selecting each mutation for what it could improve then, not for what might be a better design many generations later. In fact, Nature doesn't 'aim' at all. Human choice includes the ability to plan long term and aim at a goal with other than immediate utility. That is most specifically NOT what Natural Selection does.
                Or are you actually arguing that the only antonym to natural is supernatural, and that artificial is not a word?

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    34. Re:Intelligent Design by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Richard Dawkins has has most certainly claimed that - The very front cover of his book "The Blind Watchmaker" is subtitled "Why the evidence of evolution reveals a universe without design".

      Yes, that's right. Evolution precludes the idea of intelligent design as conceived of by the Disco-tute and their followers (the many mistakes in our "design" is enough to see that). But what it does not preclude is a "god" that established preconditions which, in it's infinite omniscience, knew would eventually lead to our existence.

      These are two very different conceptions of "design"... the latter is not refuted by evolution. The former most certainly seems to be.

      Just in the preface, he makes these statements. "I could not imagine being an Atheist before 1859, when Darwin's Origin of Species was published." "Darwin made it possible to be an intellectually fulfilled Atheist.".

      You misread. He doesn't say that evolution *precludes* creationism. He says that evolution makes it possible to be an "intellectually fulfilled Atheist", because the theory of evolution provides a nice, neat, secular explanation for all the diversity we see around us.

    35. Re:Intelligent Design by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      In fact, many a forward-thinking creationist has accepted evolution through the belief that evolution was the very mechanism "god" used to "design" man.

      Eh. I categorize that as something in New Age religions. Personally, I consider evolution (Natural Selection/Breeding, not Abiogenesis) as a mechanism to allow Created creatures to cope in ever-changing environments.

    36. Re:Intelligent Design by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Eh. I categorize that as something in New Age religions.

      Right... you mean like that bastion of New Age-ism, the Roman Catholic Church?

    37. Re:Intelligent Design by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      I don't know of many other denominations that pray to the 'saints' or Mary, or have a pope. There is a wide division between the theology of Catholicism and the theology of Protestant-based denominations.

    38. Re:Intelligent Design by tannsi · · Score: 1

      How so?

      As I remember it the bible seems to state:

      "So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living and moving thing with which the water teems, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind."

      This becomes weird when we see that in fact there is very little "clear" speciation.

      Personally, I have difficulty reconciling that with evolution, hence, difficulty believing in the bible.

    39. Re:Intelligent Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's acknowledged in TFA that with domestic dogs we're talking about artificial selection. But artificial selection is a far cry indeed from intelligent design. Artificial selection is using intelligence to guide on ongoing natural process vs. ID is an unspecified agent commonly assumed to be a deity designing species from scratch. So no, these different species are absolutely not "verifiably the result of intelligent design."

    40. Re:Intelligent Design by anonymousJUGGERNAUT · · Score: 1

      Well, OK, but your "'intelligent' design" bears almost no resemblance to "Intelligent Design (TM)." Selective breeding, no matter how methodical, is just not at all like saying that some hypothetical entity engineered all life on earth from scratch. If the original poster meant that differences among dog breeds are due to "intelligent" design in the sense you describe, then he/she was correct but making a trivial point that says nothing useful about "Intelligent Design (TM)."

    41. Re:Intelligent Design by Aar0n81 · · Score: 1

      Just remember if you argue that dog breeds are different species, especially the case of the mastiff and chihuahua, or the teacup yorkie and newfoundland, these different species are verifiably the result of intelligent design. Selection was involved, but not natural selection.

      Only those who don't understand what an intelligent designer actually is, may make this argument. An intelligent designer creates from the top down. Meaning that all species were created in the form you see and can never deviate from that form. Evolution works the other way, from the bottom up. So the fact that there are different dog breeds at all, is evidence that species can change given the proper environment. Humans simply gave nature a little nudge. They would also be making a giant assumption that any human activity is "unnatural". Even if we are "chosen" in some sort of way by a silent intelligent creator, we still obey all the same laws that everything else does in nature. Also we didn't one day just decide to create a chihuahua from scratch, it took hundreds if not thousands of years of breeding. It could even be a possible, if not likely, that the first guy that started the breeding process didn't even know what the end result would be. Taking the whole intelligence part out of this equation.

  9. Biologists already use his criteria. by Ma8thew · · Score: 5, Informative

    Biologists already define a separate species as when two individuals cannot mate, be it due to genetics or mechanical or behavioural difficulties. The problem with dog breeds is that a Chihuahua can mate with a terrier, and a terrier can mate with a gun dog, and a gun dog can mate with the largest of dogs. Where would the author draw the line between species? There are a lot of cases like this in nature, and it is basically an arbitrary decision as to whether speciation has occurred. The whole premise of this article is essentially flawed, as it suggests that biologists have not already thought about these difficulties, when in fact this is basic pre-university biology.

    1. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by Fred_A · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The problem with dog breeds is that a Chihuahua can mate with a terrier, and a terrier can mate with a gun dog, and a gun dog can mate with the largest of dogs.

      What's this "mating by proxy" theory of yours ? Is it so that one can claim "I screwed Angelina Jolie, through 17 intermediaries" ?

      Should we create a new "degrees of separation" website ?

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    2. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bah, I've seen the offspring of a 4 kilo terrier and a 35 kilo labrador.

      Sure, the little bugger needed to get on the couch to get his groove on, but he still made it ;-)

      Puppies were the same size as dad after only a few weeks, didn't make him any less proud though...

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    3. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by debrain · · Score: 3, Informative

      Defining species based on whether animals can breed is not a perfect definition. Fin and Blue whales have been known to breed, to form hybrid species, for example.

    4. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Funny

        You're 17 degrees of separation out from her? That's sad. I'm at both 0 and 1. Once with her, once with one of her lesbian lovers. Well, it was in the same night, in the same bed.

          But, ewww. I hate it when someone says "When you sleep with someone, you're sleeping with everyone they've been with.". I've never slept with Billy Bob Thornton, but he did work the camera that night.

          Under some of the suggested logic, would that make me a superior species to you? :) I know it makes me a higher species than many Slashdot readers, where I don't live in my mother's basement, I have opportunities to copulate, and I have procreated.

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    5. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      ... and then there was the court case where a guy had to pay damages because he thought it would be funny to breed his chihuahua with the neighbor's great dane. And no, not all chihuahuas fit in a teacup ... feed them and they'll grow to more than 10 pounds - some even to 15 pounds or more.

      Our first wolf/dog "cross" (wolf/shepherd) was as friendly as any dog could be - unless you were drunk, in which case, you couldn't enter the house.

      So, what differentiates them from dogs? The webbed paws? Newfies and other dogs also have webbed feet. The shyness towards humans? Lots of dogs are afraid of anyone but their owners.

      Scientific American should have kept that article for their April Fools edition. Proposing to lie to beat creationists is stooping to their level - it embodies neither the idealism of science or the honesty previous generations of Americans expected as a matter of course.

    6. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Is even that definition consistent though? I'm sure certain dogs are physically incompatible but I'd be surprised if there were no crossbreeds of such dogs via artificial insemination which makes it a rather arbitrary distinction. There's presumably a distinct common ancestor of tigers and lions that would be compatible with both.

    7. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          The author of the story obviously can't use Google. I found people talking about their mastiff/chihuaua mix dogs, among plenty of others.

          We just spent the last few minutes joking about various mixes. I'm glad I'm not a dog person. It'd be funny to play amateur genetic engineer. I'm thinking a miniature Dachshund/Mastiff mix would be hilarious if it came out right. Picture a full height mastiff body, except longer, with itty bitty short legs. That'd be hilarious. He could be a guard dog, but take 1/2 hour to run across the yard. hahahaaa! Well, all fun and games unless he actually caught up with you. Chomp!

          I wonder at what point Thor would just smack you with a lightning bolt. Speaking of which, is that thunder I hear?

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    8. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      Makes you wonder though: the differences in phenotype for dogs are vast. If we have only skeletons of dinosaurs, how can we be sure which were separate species, and which are just vastly different representatives of the same species - is a protoceratops really a different species from a tricertops? I'm not an expert obviously - does anyone know if biologists have ways to determine that?

    9. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by maxume · · Score: 1

      Mirsky's columns are generally tongue in cheek. I don't presume to speak for him, but I imagine it is as much lie as it is send up of the importance that creationists and so forth place on speciation.

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    10. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by nacturation · · Score: 1

      The whole premise of this article is essentially flawed...

      The whole premise of the article is an amusing jab at creationists and should be taken as seriously as you would their creation science. Did we read the same article?

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    11. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      They just do it like they always have. They guess.

         

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    12. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be more precise, the simple definition is "can breed, and the offspring is also viable and fertile".

      The more complicated version allows for "ring species", where group A can breed with B, B with C, C with D, D with E, and so on, but at some point you get incompatibilities (A can't breed with E); this would be a species in the process of splitting off, and is usually geographically spread out, but hasn't quite gone all the way to being more than one species yet. Ring species are the grey areas that can be hard to precisely group as a single species or multiple species. Even grayer are the ones that technically can breed, but in practice almost never do; IIRC, for example, polar bears and brown bears can mate, but since their mating season and climates have so little overlap, it almost never happens in the wild.

      Further out than that, you have "cousins"; speciation has happened, but the two can still mate sometimes and the hybrid offspring are always sterile. The most common example being horse + donkey = mule. And then further out from that you have the cases of unquestionable separate species; for example, dogs and foxes cannot have offspring, ever, no matter what.

      Dogs aren't a ring species yet; any combination of breeds can mix and will have viable and fertile children. (Though for birth complication reasons, you do need to make sure that, for large size differences, the female is the larger of the pair...). AFAIK any domestic dog breed can still mix with any wolf breed, too.

    13. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of species in the wild which could produce fertile offspring, but don't due to behavioural or mechanical problems (he gave an example in his article of some breeds of fly which produce fertile offspring, but have incompatible pheromones). This is the way biologists define species, and the possibility of artificial insemination is irrelevant.

    14. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      The author of the story obviously can't use Google. I found people talking about their mastiff/chihuaua mix dogs, among plenty of others.

      Did any of them explode? I want to get in on the ground floor of the Chihuahua grenade business.

    15. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      The whole premise of this article is essentially flawed...

      The whole premise of the article is an amusing jab at creationists and should be taken as seriously as you would their creation science. Did we read the same article?

      Apparently so, but as the last line states:

      Note: This story was originally published with the title, "An Immodest Proposal".

      Like the Swift work it is named after, I imagine this article is doomed to be misinterpreted.

    16. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      The author of the story obviously can't use Google. I found people talking about their mastiff/chihuaua mix dogs, among plenty of others.

      And you obviously didn't read the article. Go re-read the part about fruit flies being forced to breed in captivity. Then think carefully about your example while applying said metaphor.

    17. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by Nesman64 · · Score: 1

      But, in your example, aren't the hybrids sterile? Fin and Blue whales might be able to reproduce, but their offspring can't.

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    18. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but that is excactly the problem: There are no perfect definitions of a species. There aren't even any really good ones.

    19. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I didn't see any mention of that.

          But that would be a really really slow fuse. I think the traditional C4 up the tailpipe with a remote detonator would be better. But, why would you need the small barking wrapper?

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    20. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the wolf and the dog are the same species but different subspecies.

    21. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. Also hybrids are usually unable to produce viable offspring when mating with one another or with one of the parent species.

    22. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why "producing viable offspring" is the correct biological definition rather than what the GP said about simply mating.
      Although this definition still has issues when you consider cases like seagulls. The genetic variation is small between flocks as you travel west to east, but those small changes add up and flocks a far enough distance away from each other geographically cannot produce viable offspring. It's really difficult to draw the line between the species because of that gradual change around the globe, though. (I think this was an example in The Selfish Gene, I barely remember it so may have a detail wrong :)

    23. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by hawk · · Score: 1

      >Our first wolf/dog "cross" (wolf/shepherd)

      That's not even a cross.

      The domestic dog was reclassified as a subspecies of wolf a couple of years ago; they're the same species to start with.

      hawk

    24. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      Defining species based on whether animals can breed is not a perfect definition. Fin and Blue whales have been known to breed, to form hybrid species, for example.

      almost all the cat species are interfertile to some extent. it's not just ligers--there are lepjags and jaglions and so on. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panthera_hybrid) futhermore, most of the female crosses are fertile, so you can get some really ridiculously-named crosses like "leoliguar", and its entirely possible to have a population of, say, lions which have a couple tiger ancestors several generations back, wich would only be distinguishable through careful genetic analysis.

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    25. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      They were designed that way.

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  10. No, but... by Bruce+McBruce · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I just knew this article would include some comparison of Chihuahuas to some breed of large dog (in this case, Mastiffs). So I'm going to go ahead and make a similar comparison of a 600-pound caucasian female to a 110-pound asian male. The male may have just as much trouble with the process as does the Chihuahua, but we'll still call the result be a human. Similarly, we'll call the spawn of a Chihuahua and a Mastiff a dog. Because it looks like a dog and it barks.

    1. Re:No, but... by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      But can you see where the author was going? You know, not all things are black and white and some are even meant to be taken "with a grain of salt". The point was that we have seen evidence of evolution, but we just haven't see it to the point where a new species is created yet. How much longer before a chihuahua can't breed with *any* other dog currently listed as the same species? Won't it happen eventually?

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    2. Re:No, but... by justleavealonemmmkay · · Score: 1

      Caucasian ? does that mean "coming from the Caucasus" ?

    3. Re:No, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      600 pound women don't normally grow to be that size, it's a result of lifestyle.
      Believe it or not, there are fat dogs too.

      A better example would be He Pingping fucking Svetlana Pankratova: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He_Pingping or Bao Xishun humping his wife: http://www.zimbio.com/He+Pingping/articles/15/World+Tallest+Man+Bao+Xishun+Wife+Expecting

      Note that Bao Xishun has successfully produced offspring.

    4. Re:No, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it looks like a dog and it barks.

      I'm a mine, you insensitive cold.

    5. Re:No, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... it looks like a dog and it barks

      So if it looks like a preacher and it quotes religious theory, is it still a scientist?

    6. Re:No, but... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      a 600-pound caucasian female

      Thanks for the image.
      Not.

    7. Re:No, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point was that we have seen evidence of evolution, but we just haven't see it to the point where a new species is created yet.

      yes we have. many times.

      http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-speciation.html#part5

    8. Re:No, but... by Nesman64 · · Score: 1

      It might happen, but the first chihuahua that can't breed with other dogs will have a difficult time reproducing, since it will be the first and only.

      Unless you're suggesting that there will be chihuahuas around that can reproduce with either regular a dog or neo-chihuahua

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    9. Re:No, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You apparently don't get out much!

      It's surprising to what extent opposites attract, especially when it comes to odd sized people.

      You see 6'6" guys with 4'6" wives (aka propellers) more often than chance would suggest, and "ladies of [corpulent, blubbery] size" do seem to attract skinny little guys more often that one might expect too!

    10. Re:No, but... by raygundan · · Score: 1

      I don't think the 6:1 human size ratio is quite as troublesome to overcome as the 90:1 dog size ratio presented in the article. While the difference between your example people is large, it's still fifteen times smaller than the difference between those dogs.

  11. I don't even call them breeds by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whenever someone tells me they have a dog, I ask them what make it is. Try it, the reaction is brilliant.

    1. Re:I don't even call them breeds by ultramk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Whenever someone tells me they have a dog, I ask them what make it is. Try it, the reaction is brilliant.

      You must be a scream at parties.

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    2. Re:I don't even call them breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, I've used "brand" for a while.

    3. Re:I don't even call them breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask what race it is; same idea.

    4. Re:I don't even call them breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The really sad part is the +5 Funny.

      But honestly, it's not like the article is any better. Try-hard "i r so funnay" jokes...aren't. It's cargo cult humor, miming the motions of a joke.

    5. Re:I don't even call them breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do the same for kids.

    6. Re:I don't even call them breeds by ifinallyjoined · · Score: 1

      What "make" are you ? Didn't feel good did it ?

    7. Re:I don't even call them breeds by Macrat · · Score: 1

      He would be invited to a party?

    8. Re:I don't even call them breeds by zobier · · Score: 1

      If you told me someone made a dog, I'd ask you how they assembled the molecules.

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  12. Re:Is that why some Dogs fight, (War of the Worlds by Morphine007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It Makes sense, there just defending their spices! So Barking is just Alien language, they're communicating their plans for world Domination with each other!

    The spice must flow?

  13. All it does is by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

    make them FORMER /. readers. They are, after all, getting laid.

  14. Discrimnation based on race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is the logical next step, of course. Hoorah for Darwinism!

  15. these ones definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  16. Re:Is that why some Dogs fight, (War of the Worlds by stillnotelf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Their plans for a world Dalmatian? This sounds pretty serious...

  17. Re:Is that why some Dogs fight, (War of the Worlds by thrillseeker · · Score: 3, Funny

    sounds rather spotty ...

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  19. Are Dog Breeds Actually Different Species? by omar.sahal · · Score: 1

    Darwinism depends on the splitting of one species into two, which then diverge and split and diverge and split, over and over again, to produce the branching-tree pattern required by Darwinâ(TM)s theory. And this sort of speciation has never been observed.

    This article as written just so this guy can say, we have seen speciation, look at Dog breeds, and seemingly (in his mind have some sort of retort to Creationists). It wont work.

    If somehow the recognized breeds existed only as fossils, palaeontologists would consider them not one species but many, certainly more than the thirty-six species of wild dogs that live in nature today.

    He brings this up to strengthen his argument for reclassification of dog breeds. Others will then question the fossil records use in classification.

  20. And not entirely correct by StCredZero · · Score: 5, Informative

    When we observe Ring Species we are clearly catching mother nature red-handed in the act of speciation.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_species

    These things are freaky:

                    A--B--C--D--E--F--G--A

    Members of a ring species can interbreed with their immediate neighbors, but not with distant neighbors halfway around the ring. (So in my diagrom, A can interbreed with B and G, but not C, D, E, or F. Sometimes the ring develops a break, and becomes a line:

                    A--B--C--D--E--F--G

    Then to have a speciation event, all you need is another break in the line:

                    A--B--C

                    E--F--G

    There are ring species comprised of small creatures who only live in a small range of elevation around the side of a mountain, so their habitat literally looks like a small ring. Two well timed avalanches could be enough.

    1. Re:And not entirely correct by maxume · · Score: 1

      Species are human labels. They aren't particularly relevant in nature (but we do choose them in such a way that they include large groups of organisms capable of breeding with each other, but not with other groups, so they are a very useful when examining biological systems).

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    2. Re:And not entirely correct by TrumpetPower! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It gets even better.

      You cannot produce viable offspring with a chimpanzee. Neither could your great-great-great-grandparents produce viable offspring with that chimpanzee’s great-great-great-grandparents. But, go back enough generations, and your nth-great-grandparents gave birth to an individual whose far-distant offspring was that chimpanzee. Pick any other two organisms, and the same holds — it’s just that you have to go a little farther back in time to find the last common ancestor between, say, a squid and a butterfly.

      We are all members of a single ring species that encompasses all of life on Earth. It’s just that the ring is separated by time, rather than geography or physiology.

      And now you know the nutshell definition of the Theory of Evolution.

      Cheers,

      b&

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    3. Re:And not entirely correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh huh, but the whole POINT of this is OBSERVING speciation directly. If young earth creationists accepted your statement they wouldn't be young earth creationists and this discussion would be pointless.

      I suspect none of this matters. If you redefine dogs as different species they will say you are playing the definition of species and it doesn't "count". Pseudoscience is a tough to disprove to its followers because its very nature is to cherry-pick data. They will take a random quote out of context from Darwin, a portion of the fossil record, an internet rumor, and tie it all together to PROVE evolution is garbage. When you take the whole quote from Darwin, the complete fossil record, and a repeatable experiment, and tie THAT all together, they simply say it can't be true because it conflicts with there indisputable proof.

    4. Re:And not entirely correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You read wikipedia differently than I do. The article you linked sure seems to say that "A" can't mate with "G".

    5. Re:And not entirely correct by Bloater · · Score: 0

      We are all members of a single ring species that encompasses all of life on Earth. It’s just that the ring is separated by time, rather than geography or physiology.

      So, at some time in the future we'll evolve into a creature that can not only recreate the Tyrannosaurus Rex but also mate with it?

    6. Re:And not entirely correct by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Except there is no (solid) evidence of that ever happening. We have a lot of variations within species, but we still haven't found any evidence of that n'th great grandpa that was father to both human and chimp lines.

      The point of the article was to make up a classification and apply it to dogs, so that they can suddenly stick that in the face of creationists and say "Nyah! Told you so! Haha loser!!!111eleven". It still doesn't fix the problem.

      In fact, it points out a further problem with using fossil records to identify ancestral links: palaentologists would probably classify different breeds of dog as different species, when in fact they are nothing more than minor variations (no matter how different they look, they are genetically minor variations) within the same species. Wolves and dogs would be a major variation, but even they are not as different as lions and tigers.

      We actually do have inter-species mating, and they do produce offspring. However any time this occurs, the offspring cannot re-produce. They are mules. This is one good way to tell that horses and donkeys are close, but definitely different species despite their similarities. They can even reproduce naturally, but the offspring is not viable. Mules cannot mate and produce more mules. Same with ligers, probably the coolest cat ever, and despite being bred for their magical properties they are still mules that cannot reproduce.

      Lastly, there are cases of chihuauas and mastifs reproducing. Just because it is highly unlikely, and very difficult, doesn't mean it is impossible or that it does not, in fact, happen. A better example would have been some sort of ring species that actually, you know, can't inter-breed except with close relatives. Dogs aint one 'o them, sorry.

      Frankly, the author is an idiot. He reminded me of a dumbass in high school who's brain was so fried with pot he'd think his ideas were brilliant, while everybody else just did a face-palm at his dumb comment. He even had the Beevus and Butthead laugh: "Huh huh, huh huh huh, huh huh, huh."

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    7. Re:And not entirely correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our sexy tyrannosaur overlords!

    8. Re:And not entirely correct by TrumpetPower! · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Bigjeff5 wrote:

      Except there is no (solid) evidence of that ever happening. We have a lot of variations within species, but we still haven't found any evidence of that n'th great grandpa that was father to both human and chimp lines.

      It’s quite fascinating, really.

      A man who, on Monday, insists that “there is no (solid) evidence” supporting the Theory of Evolution — which is perhaps the scientific theory better supported by evidence than any other — will quite frequently, on Sunday, sing the praises of impossible mythical beings whom nobody’s ever actually encountered outside of “visions,” mystical inner dialogues, and millennia-old textbook examples of superstitious cult fiction. And he will proclaim the lack of evidence for his pantheon the very foundation of his “faith,” and that which makes his position more noble and meritorious than those founded on evidence and logic.

      Cheers,

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    9. Re:And not entirely correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, go back enough generations, and your nth-great-grandparents gave birth to an individual whose far-distant offspring was that chimpanzee.

      NO.

      Humans split later than chimps. No offspring of human ended up being chimps.

      Humans did not split from chips either. There is no monkey ancestor to humans.

      And now you know the nutshell definition of the Theory of Evolution.

      And like most complex ideas, when you try to reduce them down to a nutshell you completely fuck the whole idea up.
      It's retarded statements like yours that have people in Texas freaking out about Science class telling their kids they evolved from fish or monkeys or whatever.

    10. Re:And not entirely correct by TrumpetPower! · · Score: 1

      An AC wrote:

      Humans split later than chimps. No offspring of human ended up being chimps.

      Humans did not split from chips either. There is no monkey ancestor to humans.

      Nowhere did I write that which you attribute to me. Put simply, I merely observed that humans, chimpanzees, squid, butterflies, and all the rest of the biosphere share a common ancestor, one that can be revealed by tracing backwards in time through parental lineages, and then forward again through the proper descendants. The common ancestor is more recent for some organisms than others. For humans and chimpanzees, mere millions of years ago; for the squid and butterfly, hundreds of times that.

      If you wish to criticize what I wrote, it would be more appropriate to observe that family trees are rarely, if ever, simple branchings. Cousins and even siblings produce offspring; there is, in fact, not merely one single common ancestor, but rather quite a few of them.

      Cheers,

      b&

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    11. Re:And not entirely correct by Sique · · Score: 1

      We have observed speciation! For instance E.coli is separated from similar bacteria by the fact that E.coli is not able to digest citric acid (as bacteria don't interbred, the "generating fertile offspring together" criterion doesn't work).

      But an experiment of about 50.000 generations of E.coli in a citric acidic environment proved to bring into existance an E.coli strain able to digest citric acid. So by definition this strain of E.coli is a different species.

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    12. Re:And not entirely correct by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      So, at some time in the future we'll evolve into a creature that can not only recreate the Tyrannosaurus Rex but also mate with it?

      It's already beginning.

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    13. Re:And not entirely correct by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      The point of the article was to make up a classification and apply it to dogs, so that they can suddenly stick that in the face of creationists and say "Nyah! Told you so! Haha loser!!!111eleven". It still doesn't fix the problem.

      That's my main problem with this article as well. Supporters of evolution should not be playing with semantics to convince creationists of their work. They should be coming up with more complete models, more solid theories, and if that doesn't work, just giving up and allowing the fact that some people just won't be swayed. The problem with evolution is that its time scale is beyond that of a human life and it will take centuries of data and research to fully document speciation. Right now we only have after the fact observations (which I personally believe to provide strong proof of evolution) but we don't have any observed speciation (to my knowledge) and until we do there really is no way to convince creationists that evolution is a correct theory.

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    14. Re:And not entirely correct by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      These things are freaky: A--B--C--D--E--F--G--A

      You don't play the piano much, do you?

    15. Re:And not entirely correct by TrumpetPower! · · Score: 1

      WCguru42 wrote:

      Right now we only have after the fact observations (which I personally believe to provide strong proof of evolution) but we don't have any observed speciation (to my knowledge) and until we do there really is no way to convince creationists that evolution is a correct theory.

      The observed instances of speciation are legion.

      Cheers,

      b&

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    16. Re:And not entirely correct by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      That's one of my problems with the side I actually favor more in this debate. There's some great evidence for evolution and I'm personally comfortable with it, but the scientific community doesn't always fairly explicate the quality of its evidence, and it's not just that the creationists (and particularly the young earth faction) don't want to hear the truth, Plenty do, but they are hearing what they recognize as BS. and that turns them off.
            I would love to see a popular book on Dinosaurs, for example, that goes accurately into how many fossils of a given species we have found and how many are complete. When you actually read further than the popularizations, you find there are some species we have hundreds or even thousands of fossils for, and where we have complete specimens of many different ages and both sexes. The diagram in a popular work that shows, for example, how such a species ranged over parts of Wyoming and the Dakotas may be pretty accurate. But three pages later, the same book will show a range diagram for another Dinosaur, and it turns out there are only two partially complete fossils of it, both elderly females, both missing their entire back halves. That second diagram is wildly speculative, but it will be shown as though there is as much authority for its accuracy as the first.
            Often, the accompanying illustration, for such a case, shows a breeding pair and young with various skin textures, colorations, and such, and shows what purports to be a typical number of offspring, and the herd that they are a part of can be seen in the distance, some of them munching on the plants they supposedly preferred. This can all end up incredibly false to fact. To the typical layman, the connection between Dinos and evolution is very evident. There's more chance they've seen the word Evolution in a Dino book than anywhere else. BS them there, and you are BSing about Evolution.
            The scientists named Oviraptor for its assumed feeding behavior (Egg Eater), then it turned out when they found more fossils the creature's anatomical features really indicate it harvested clams in shallow water, and the eggs found early on were actually its own eggs. (This too is an opinion, but its at least based on a lot more fossils and testing than the old one, and I suspect it will stand the test of time where the old theory didn't). Leaving a species known to be so misleadingly named in modern texts, or drawing the second species range diagram in solid colors just like the first, looks like deliberate lying to those 'young earth creationists'.
              The same problem also comes up with nature documentaries and even shows and books about human genetics. As just one point, how many shows on human ancestry have talked about two factors - African Origin and The Ice Ages, in such a way as to imply that the part of the species that stayed home in Africa and wasn't toughened up by all those Ice Ages is archaic and primitive.
              Instead of 'admitting' that we have far more evidence for some facts than for others, and that not all evidence is equally good, the Biology community has tended to take the hard line. A more speculative theory about, say, Dinosaurs in general having feathers, gets treated as though challenging it challenges the whole edifice of Evolution. Special factors, such as super powerful sexually based selection pressure, are used to keep the whole theory seeming rock solid, instead of correctly saying what Science can honestly defend - i.e. "We don't know if sex based selection explains all cases where one gender is bigger than the other or not, and there's lots of work to be done, but that doesn't really mean much about the overall theory of Evolution one way or another.".
              Not all the people who reject Evolution are immune to rational convincing - but a lot of them are unwilling to listen where there is no humility or proportion, so they end up listening to the people they think have such virtues, at least until they are disillusioned. Plenty of them are by now, and some of them will listen.

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    17. Re:And not entirely correct by CTachyon · · Score: 1

      That's my main problem with this article as well. Supporters of evolution should not be playing with semantics to convince creationists of their work.

      The fundamental problem here is that "species" is a matter of mere semantics. Creationists imagine that these lines are sharp and were drawn by their God at the beginning of time, but the reality is that the lines are messy and were drawn by humans in recent times. Arguing semantics over what "species" means really does change the number of species that exist, because "species" is an entirely artificial categorization.

      In animals, hybrid viability is usually a good indicator of speciation... except that there are a number of species, of insects in particular, where two species can produce fertile offspring but refuse to mate with each other under natural conditions, even though their ranges overlap. (Evolutionary theory generally suggests that these examples were once one species, but they have split to fill two separate niches, and the crossbreeds are selected against because they cannot fit either niche as well as the specialized parents.) There's also the classic liger example, where lion/tigress hybrids are healthy and fertile if they survive infancy and are fully capable of interbreeding with either parent species, but they don't socially fit in either as lions or as tigers and spend their lives as outcasts.

      In plants, though, all the animal-kingdom bets are off. Plants are much happier than animals at surviving with polyploidy (abnormally large numbers of chromosomes), which allows them to hybridize in ways that would be unimaginable to animals. The Brassica genus, part of the mustard family, is a good example: it took the Triangle of U theory to explain the mess. When three different Brassica species, each with a different chromosome count (8, 9, or 10 pairs; 16, 18, or 20 total), paired up in every possible way to form three separate hybrid species, the results each effectively had double the appropriate number of chromosomes (tetraploidy), which was how they ensured that every chromosome was part of a pair, thus allowing survival with full fertility. Wheat is even more fucked up (bread wheat is hexaploid — 6 sets of chromosomes instead of 2 — while durum pasta wheat is merely tetraploid), and strawberries are the reigning champions of fucked-up-ness among things we grow as crops (decaploid — 10 sets of chromosomes).

      And that's just two kingdoms of multicellular organisms, not even touching fungi, protists, bacteria, and archaea. Each one of those kingdoms needs its own definition of species, because it's wholly unlike the others and our human classification systems break down when they're applied outside of the original context.

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    18. Re:And not entirely correct by localman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's no solid evidence that anything happened before we were born either. But you know, sometimes it gets a bit ridiculous to look at things that way.

      Cheers.

    19. Re:And not entirely correct by johno.ie · · Score: 1

      We are all members of a single ring species that encompasses all of life on Earth. It's just that the ring is separated by time, rather than geography or physiology.

      While I accept that a lot of people think that all life on Earth comes from a common ancestor, I personally think it's unlikely. Richard Dawkins explanation of the origins of life in The Selfish Gene and other books, leaves room for life to have started as a number of different replicating molecules which competed with each other. Since the Earth was not a homogenous environment, it's likely that there were many genesis events in a variety of different conditions. It's possible that bacteria, archaea and eukaryotes all arose from different genesis events. It's also possible that the parts of a eukaryote cell such as mitochondria were initially different organisms that formed a symbiotic relationship with each other. It's even possible that these organelles were also the descendants of discrete genesis events.

      If you over-simplify an explanation, it can become contradictory when the subject is examined in more depth. Electrical engineers know this.
       

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    20. Re:And not entirely correct by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      We actually do have inter-species mating, and they do produce offspring. However any time this occurs, the offspring cannot re-produce. They are mules. This is one good way to tell that horses and donkeys are close, but definitely different species despite their similarities. They can even reproduce naturally, but the offspring is not viable. Mules cannot mate and produce more mules. Same with ligers, probably the coolest cat ever, and despite being bred for their magical properties they are still mules that cannot reproduce.

      In agreement with the parent. The author of TFA was either an idiot OR an undergrad who thinks he knows something. Is there really that much difference?

      The real shame of the article is the misinformation about creationists that it peddles. Creationists do NOT in general deny speciation. The quote used does state that speciation has not actually been observed which is pretty much true. If an argument against someone cannot stand without disinformation, it's time to shut up. It's a shame the author of TFA didn't do just that...

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    21. Re:And not entirely correct by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      A--B--C--D--E--F--G--A

      Hmm. How likely is a CB--DE pair to breed?

    22. Re:And not entirely correct by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      The real shame of the article is the misinformation about creationists that it peddles. Creationists do NOT in general deny speciation. The quote used does state that speciation has not actually been observed which is pretty much true. If an argument against someone cannot stand without disinformation, it's time to shut up. It's a shame the author of TFA didn't do just that...

      "Pretty much true"??? But we've observed it repeatedly.

      And Jonathan Wells is not a random guy, he's a senior guy at the Discovery Institute. He's lying, and he knows he's lying. His entire book "Icons of Evolution" was a horrible misrepresentation of evolutionary evidence. The real shame is that someone like that gets any interest by real scientists at all.

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    23. Re:And not entirely correct by t_ban · · Score: 1

      Frankly, the author is an idiot. He reminded me of a dumbass in high school who's brain was so fried with pot he'd think his ideas were brilliant, while everybody else just did a face-palm at his dumb comment. He even had the Beevus and Butthead laugh: "Huh huh, huh huh huh, huh huh, huh."

      at least rtfa before insulting the author.
      or if you did, then rtfaa, this time at a speed that better suits your understanding.

      it's a humorous article.
      the author doesn't seriously suggest that chihuahua and mastiff are separate species.
      he's just trying to be funny.

      and obviously failing, thanks to the quality of the audience.

      - t.

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    24. Re:And not entirely correct by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Excuse me?

      I never made mention of any mythical beings in my post. I never even said evolution was wrong.

      Your best counter to my post is an ad homonim straw-man attack on me?

      Yeah, see, that's the problem. Your (I mean you, specifically) faith in evolution is no different than a "young earth" creationist if you believe it blindly, only looking at parts you like and ignoring potential problems.

      Lack of evidence is lack of evidence. You proclaim christianity as mythology because of lack of evidence of a god, while at the same time defending your belief in evolution in spite of another person pointing out a lack of evidence.

      It's people like you, who are no different than the creationists in your dogmatic belief in evolution, who set science back decades. You may even be worse than them, because you are willing to justify any potential issues with your pet theory. What will you do if a new, completely different theory for the origin of species comes out that is more substantiated by evidence than evolution is? What then?

      (In case you didn't notice, that was my counter ad-hominem attack ;) )

      Other repliers had solid, informative responses to my post, and yet you steal their limelight with this bullshit logical fallacy that gets modded insightful.

      People like you piss me off, seriously. Can't have a discussion, just have to be right, or put others down to win. Well, congrats, you did it.

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    25. Re:And not entirely correct by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that it is a shame that people like that get any airspace at all. As a Christian and a creationists I can say that people like him are a problem for us. Maybe you will look up some articles on rapid speciation by other creationists scientists here here here and here. Oh, and thank you for correcting me on that point.

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    26. Re:And not entirely correct by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      The problem with the article is not the semantics of species, it's the idea of changing the definition specifically to target creationists. That's unethical, and does not help biologists in any real way.

      As I understand it, for your Liger example, females tend to be fertile while males are sterile. Same with Tigons. As far as I know there has never been a successful liger-liger mating, only liger-lion or liger-tiger. In this sense, they are still mules (IMO) because they cannot reproduce of their own kind. I.e. you cannot maintain a liger population with ligers, you need lions and tigers for that.

      Most botonists regect the animal definition of species, as it doesn't fit at all with botony. That makes defining speciation even more difficult, as I was only focusing on issues within the animal kingdom.

      I agree that separate definitions of species is probably needed.

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    27. Re:And not entirely correct by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      I read the article quite carefully the first time, and I did not insult him by accident.

      He wasn't just trying to be funny, he was trying to use comedy to skirt an issue and prove a point.

      The point was offensive, and he suggests a very unethical way to win an argument. That's why it wasn't funny. By his logic, why don't we just call all life the same species? We've all got DNA, therefore evolution is true, right? Stick that in the creationists ear!

      I'd wager the only people who found it very funny are the dogmatic evolutionists who don't really know what they are talking about, but look for every oportunity to sound smart and/or talk down to any creationists they may come across. You can tell because they are the ones saying "Haha! Hell yeah! Stick it in their eye!" I would hope nobody who knows a thing or two about evolution got more than a chuckle or two out of it, but humors vary I suppose.

      This post had lots of sticking things in things, for which I appologize.

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    28. Re:And not entirely correct by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      Well, this is rich.

      At this point, the creationists say that not only has speciation been observed, it is vital to the process, since it allows fewer species to have been aboard the Ark during the Flood. The IDers say that speciation does not happen and has not been observed.

      The problem with this is that the Flood didn't happen, and the geological evidence is so overwhelmingly against it that it isn't even considered possible except by the absolute literalists and those that don't know better. Don't take my word for it, check out the Affiliation of Christian Geologists and the American Scientific Affiliation

      Further, the premise is that there are smaller number of 'kinds' of animals and that speciation has produced the diversity of life we see today. It cannot occur at the speed required by Flood proponents. I took a look at the pages you linked to. There is no discussion of the speed of speciation, or selection pressure, or population genetics that would explain, for example, how dingoes, wolves, dogs, coyotes, and other 'dog kinds' could have come from a (small) set of dogs after the Flood. Try to run the numbers on that.

      The idea that there can be this massive speciation and changes in genetic distribution, since the flood, but that this is limited to 'kinds' doesn't make sense. We can measure the distance between kinds, and if you accept reasonable rates of change (within kinds), then if you go further back, the kinds meet up into super-kinds, and as you go further back, you end up with a common ancestor. There's no logical reason (other than reliance on Biblical literalism) to limit the process like that.

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    29. Re:And not entirely correct by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Are all evolutionists in agreement? Likewise I would be surprised if all 2 billion people in the world who identify themselves as some variety of Christian where all in agreement on every issue. You are only picking and choosing the data you want. The sign of a poor scholar...

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  21. This is hardly a surprising sollution by childoftv · · Score: 1

    Maybe if you've never encountered the topic before? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species

  22. The author's reasoning is flawed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the author's reasoning, John Wayne Bobbitt would constitute a new species because he can no longer manage procreation without some sort of external aparatus or scientific help.

    At best, saying dogs breeds are separate species is a convenience argument that will do more to undermine evolution that it helps. It is a crap argument that looks desperate.
     

    1. Re:The author's reasoning is flawed. by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      Bobbitt is an example of a physical mutation... nothing at all like a genetic mutation. You should have learned this in Biology 1 in HS.

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  23. So then.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the difference between a human 'race' and a dog 'breed'?

    I'm assuming the two are synonymous?

  24. Digg it! by ejtttje · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Digg it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Digg it for popular support!

      Trying to get people to vote up your first Digg submission ever? Go away.

  25. Terminology of rejection by michaelmalak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why is it rejecting a socially progressive idea is called "recoiling" while rejecting a socially conservative idea is referred to as a "knee jerk reaction"?

    1. Re:Terminology of rejection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you answered your own question with your choice of labels.

      First, think about the connotations of the word progressive. Now think about how else you would you describe "rejected progress," if not by some term like rewind, recoil, or repel.

      Other than that I have no comment, since those labels are not used in my circles.

  26. Humans by Dracos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The author mentions that the varying dog breeds would be thought of as separate species if found in the fossil record, and that's probably true. There are paleontologists who argue about whether a certain small T. Rex fossil is a dwarf species or a juvenile. The hairs to be split can be quite thin.

    Given that, would the morphological differences between human populations constitute splitting Home Sapiens into separate species? I think not.

    The only thing this proposal will do is give the creationist/ID idiots another straw man argument: "scientists change things to justify their point of view!" The truth is, those morons are going to cling to their dogma not matter how much evidence piles up against it. We've seen it before: the Earth is flat; the Sun revolves around the Earth; Earth is 6000 years old; et cetera.

    Speciation is such a slow process that we can only see it in the simplest of organisms, such as algae or bacteria. But that's not good enough for them. They apparently want to see two chimps mate and produce a human (which is absurd), and proves that they refuse to understand the subject matter.

    1. Re:Humans by Goobermunch · · Score: 1

      The Sun does revolve around the Earth.*

      --AC

      * For certain frames of reference.

  27. Trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps serious scientists should stick with doing science, rather than refuting creationists and others with ideological agendas to push. Cause when you feed the trolls, the word gets around and you draw larger and larger numbers to be fed. Or in other words, one gets the impression that the refuters have an agenda of their own to push. Like the fine article, when one gets around to reading it, leaves behind.

    1. Re:Trolls by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps serious scientists should stick with doing science, rather than refuting creationists and others with ideological agendas to push.

      Yeah, great idea! Then, when schools try to get creationism into text books, the scientists will have already lost the public relations battle. Boom, religion in schools. Good plan! Next, you get evolution-deniers in government. After all, the scientists aren't fighting back, so no one's pointing out how *incredibly fucking stupid* these people are. Next thing you know, you have public policy being driven by religious idealogues who don't understand basic scientific principles.

      Yeah, thanks but no thanks.

      Scientists have kept their mouths shut for a long time, letting creationists win the public relations debate. It's about damn time that stopped.

    2. Re:Trolls by jonaskoelker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps serious scientists should stick with doing science, rather than refuting creationists and others with ideological agendas to push. Cause when you feed the trolls, the word gets around and you draw larger and larger numbers to be fed.

      That's an interesting strategy.

      What if the trolls can do other things besides just make noise? What if they can get on your (future?) kids' school board and decide that your kids should be taught intelligent design and/or creationism as science?

      Do you think it's a good education? Do you think it's a good way to spend tax money? Do you want your kids' time spent on this?

      I think you're getting too used to Internet trolls and have forgotten how real-world trolls can make changes to society that you do not want.

      Here's a recommendation: listen to The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe. It's a great podcast, done by science nerds, about science and all the kooky beliefs that are at odds with science (creationism, alternative medicine, ESP, a broad grab-bag of topics, all entertaining). They will argue (much better than me) why considering what the trolls can do is important.

    3. Re:Trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be acceptable if the long-term survival of our species wasn't dependent on science.

    4. Re:Trolls by syousef · · Score: 1

      Perhaps serious scientists should stick with doing science, rather than refuting creationists and others with ideological agendas to push. Cause when you feed the trolls, the word gets around and you draw larger and larger numbers to be fed.

      NO!!!! You do not let stupidity stand unchallenged for fear of "feeding trolls". You refute the evidence clearly, succinctly and as completely as possible to show that it's not true. Otherwise you might not draw attention to one particularly idiot but overall the quality of information available goes down the toilet.

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    5. Re:Trolls by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1
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  28. Armchair biology 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Members of a ring species can interbreed with their immediate neighbors, but not with distant neighbors halfway around the ring. (So in my diagrom, A can interbreed with B and G, but not C, D, E, or F. Sometimes the ring develops a break, and becomes a line:

    In a typical ring species, the ring is ALREADY broken - in fact, A and G will likely live next to each other or even share the same territory WITHOUT interbreeding. Herring gulls and lesser black-backed gulls are the standard example of this.

    Also, the definition of a species is NOT "can breed" but rather "will (typically) breed". Tigers and lions are perfectly able to interbreed, for example, but they won't usually do so and therefore are (rightfully) considered different species. "Can/cannot breed" is what defines a genus.

    1. Re:Armchair biology 101 by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      Also, the definition of a species is NOT "can breed" but rather "will (typically) breed". Tigers and lions are perfectly able to interbreed, for example, but they won't usually do so and therefore are (rightfully) considered different species. "Can/cannot breed" is what defines a genus.

      I believe a more thorough definition of species is that breeding will produce a viable offspring that can further breed. With lions and tigers, the two can produce an offspring but that offspring, be it a liger or a tigon cannot breed.

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    2. Re:Armchair biology 101 by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Actually female tigons are usually fertile whereas the males aren't. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tigon

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  29. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With people you could go the other direction--it could just as easily be a 600 pound dude and a 90 pound girl. The mastiff and the chihuahua, not so much.

  30. Funny but misleading by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    The basic argument in the piece seems to assume that speciation hasn't been observed. But that's simply not true. We've observed speciation many times in action. This has occurred both in the lab and outside it. For example, there are experiments dating back to the 1970s using selective pressure on fruit flies to produce different strains that were not interfertile. (Dobzhansky had a 1971 paper in Nature on this and there has been a lot of similar followup work since then). Plant speciation experiments have been around since much earlier. Plant speciation events have been observed at least since the 1930s. To good lists (which are slightly out of date but have many examples) are at http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-speciation.html and http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/speciation.html. There might be good reasons to view dogs as part of different species. And the general problems with precisely defining what constitute species are a deep and fascinating issue (philosopher John Wilkins has written a lot on this subject) but redefining things to show up the creationists isn't only stupid and not funny, it is also unnecessary.

  31. Terminology by jrowlingson · · Score: 1

    So then, what is the difference between a human 'race' and a dog 'breed'? The two are synonymous?

    1. Re:Terminology by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Humans have had less "planned" mating, so the distinction between breeds is not quite as marked as can be with dogs.

      In contrast, very many dog breeds have been bred to a "spec" or for a task for many generations.

      One thing I can think of that might vaguely resemble a multigeneration "human breeding program" is the caste system in India.

      There are definite differences in human breeds, especially when you examine the "top" (in many cases the extremes make a bigger difference than the average). The west-africans are faster sprinters for instance. And some races seem to have a higher percentage of geniuses.

      Go ahead mod me down or flame me for being politically incorrect. Fact is there aren't going to be that many pygmy slamdunkers ;).

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    2. Re:Terminology by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Neither one refers to anything that can be rigorously defined or precisely measured (although the AKC gets closer to having some real standards than human racialists, they haven't kept one uniform standard for nearly enough doggy generations to claim it's meaningful from a genetic POV). In a sense, any words that don't have defined referents are synonymous. There are some definitions of Species, Genus, Phylum, Clade, and other biological terms that are useful for actually making a scientific prediction, but race and breed are not generally among such terms.

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  32. So, domestic turkeys aren't a species? by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How much longer before a chihuahua can't breed with *any* other dog currently listed as the same species? Won't it happen eventually?

    Domestic turkeys can't breed without human intervention - but they CAN breed with the help of humans, same as chihuahuas can (and have) been bred with large dogs when given a "helping hand" or "a leg up".

    There's no such thing as a "pure-bred dog" - every single so-called "pure breed" is a mutt. The kennel clubs perpetuate the myth of "pure blood lines" because there's $$$ and ego in doing so. It's not like you can't get a phony "pure-bred" registration for a dog - as an experiment, people even registered CATS as "pure-bred dogs." Time magazine published an expose on this a couple of decades ago - your "breeding papers" would be better used to toilet-train the puppy than as any sort of guarantee of anything. And no, nothing has changed in the intervening years ... it's still a crock of horse manure that promotes cruelty to animals, puppy mills, reinforcement of bad genes, etc.

    1. Re:So, domestic turkeys aren't a species? by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      Time to feed the trolls....

      I dont know what your point it. By DEFINITION, a "pure bred" animal has a known, but small component of mutt. Many breeders purposely introduce other breeds to add back in desirable traits and add hybrid vigor, then breed back through a few generations to get back to "pure bred" status. Dont quote me on it but it's something like 7/8th's.

      A completely seperate classification is pedigree, and that's where an animal fits the formal definition of the breed as determined by that particular association. It's a subjective quality rating.

      Both terms have their use and it's far more than just stroking ego - it's critically important for breeders so that they can maintain long term standards. The trouble comes when individual owners get prissy about it, as they're all too often completely removed from the breding loop.

    2. Re:So, domestic turkeys aren't a species? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The "breed standards" and "pedigree" papers are a crock. All dogs are the same breed or race. Same as all humans.

    3. Re:So, domestic turkeys aren't a species? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as an experiment, people even registered CATS as "pure-bred dogs.".

      Somebody set up us the dog?

  33. Still capable of inbreeding by jonnat · · Score: 1

    While I agree with the author's motivation, classifying dogs into different species would require the definition of species to be changed.

    This lack of consistency would, contrary to the author's goals, strengthen the creationist stance that science is arbitrary and not to be trusted.

  34. Your answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your answer is not far from your fingers on the keyboard. Read a few posts up about ring species. Now notice how humans naturally created civilizations in seperate and distant parts of the world, where the ring would naturally break off to create truely different species. Also notice that the bible claims God intentionally seperated human groups to "selective breed," like the Tower of Bable story. You see the connection? "Intelligent Design" by "God" is plausible based on just those facts alone, no?

  35. Re:Freedom is slavery by polar+red · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    the right to enslave 8-year-olds in a third-world country is currently considered to be freedom.

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  36. Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, so much for replying straight out of bed (anon parent post). My comment stills stands, but rereading your post with some comprehension:

    Forget what I said previously, your problem is that you are a gay homosexual. And no, your predicament leaves you with no reproduction possibilities. Forget anything "intelligent".

  37. Re:Yeah, but... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        I knew a couple similar to that. I never did figure out how they did it. Like, how did she avoid being crushed. Every thought from there just made me nauseous.

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  38. Brilliant analogy by thirty-seven · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From the article:

    The claim [that the sort of speciation characterized by the repeated splitting of one species into two has never been observed] makes me think of the trial where a man was charged with biting off another man's ear in a bar fight. ... An eyewitness to the fracas took the stand. The defense attorney asked, "Did you actually see with your own eyes my client bite off the ear in question?" The witness said, "No." The attorney pounced: "So how can you be so sure that the defendant actually bit off the ear?" To which the witness replied, "I saw him spit it out." We have the fossils, the intermediate forms, the comparative anatomy, the genomic homologies - we've seen what evolution spits out.

    I think that's a great analogy.

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    1. Re:Brilliant analogy by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

      "Atheism is a religion to the same extent that not collecting stamps is a hobby."

      Yeah, those fucking stamp collectors. I take any opportunity to belittle them. Cocktail parties, the post office, any excuse really. It's not a passion of mine, I don't care about stamps. Those stamps make me so mad! Everyone who collects stamps makes me sick and should be shot, and I have written petitions and use bumper stickers to loudly proclaim this. Not a hobby, nope.

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    2. Re:Brilliant analogy by anonymousJUGGERNAUT · · Score: 1

      Were you trying to refute the GP's sig line? At best, your response makes atheism out to be a hobby. :)

    3. Re:Brilliant analogy by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

      Why not, I know people who collect stamps religiously :D

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  39. For the subjects involved by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

    But the designer is Man. So does that mean that Man is God?

    For a dog? Yes.

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  40. Small dogs by Count_Froggy · · Score: 1

    Quote from the article;
    "Amazingly, right now Chihuahuas are still considered C. lupus familiaris, a subspecies of wolf. And calling a Chihuahua a wolf is like calling someone at the Discovery Institute a scientist."

    I can't speak to the Discovery Institute point directly; but without a doubt, small dogs can be as aggressive as a wolf. We own a 10 pound poodle and my daughter and SIL have a 7 pounder. DO NOT get on the wrong side of either. They may not take as big a bite, but it still hurts.

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    1. Re:Small dogs by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Quote from the article;
      "Amazingly, right now Chihuahuas are still considered C. lupus familiaris, a subspecies of wolf. And calling a Chihuahua a wolf is like calling someone at the Discovery Institute a scientist."

      I can't speak to the Discovery Institute point directly; but without a doubt, small dogs can be as aggressive as a wolf. We own a 10 pound poodle and my daughter and SIL have a 7 pounder. DO NOT get on the wrong side of either. They may not take as big a bite, but it still hurts.

      And the author of the article is wrong in his analogy: calling a Chihuahua a wolf is like calling someone at the Discovery Institute and a scientist both humans. And they are; they might not want to mate with one another, but it can still happen.

  41. From here to... by Ektanoor · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Homo Waspus
    Homo Niggerus
    Homo Chinataunus...

    and so on...

    And no one will consider that pygmy and maasai are different species... Because both are just pitch black as tar... Why we would make them different, isn't it? Because for the hordes that is much more important than a wicked psychoanalitic question of climbing, at the edge of zoofilia in the middle of scientific pornography. That way evolutionists will get millions of adepts... With a little defect of stiffness at right hand and ex-promptu drop[ing "Mein Fuhrer"...

    Scientific American would do a greater job to Science by keeping those homo dumbus scientificii a little bit ashore.

  42. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are positions aside from missionary, hth.

  43. Impressive work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If the pieces don't fit, we make 'em fit!"
        - Charles M Schultz

        That's one way to confound your critics!

  44. The idea of "race" is stupid and not based in natu by wfstanle · · Score: 1

    The whole concept of race is stupid. What we consider to be separate races seems obvious until you think of it more deeply.

    Take someone from Scandinavia and someone from Southeast Asia. They seem very different don't they? As you travel from Scandinavia to Southeast Asia you find that the appearance of the people you meet gradually changes form one "race" to the other. At what point in your journey can you say that one the people here are from one "race" but the people living one km further on are from the other "races". It's all a matter of geographical variation of traits.

  45. Re:Yeah, but... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        Ya. I've worked through the Kama Sutra, plus the unpublished addendums. I've only sent a few partners to the hospital, usually with a smile on her face. :) Still, most of those positions would be dangerous at best.

       

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  46. Kevin Smith's dachsund by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

    If the article's author wants to suggest that Mastiff and Chihuahua aren't likely, he might want to have a talk with someone who's witnessed something not at all unlike that...

    Definitely NSFW: Kevin Smith discussing Shekkie

  47. Species are being created all around us. Right now by SpinyNorman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Of course this guy is just poking fun at creationists, but mislabelling dogs as species would really help. For that matter it wouldn't help if they really were separate species.

    1) Dog breeds may be a recent thing but nobody say them evolve either - it happended over a time longer than a human lifetime. If you're of a mind to deny these things then "I didn't see it with my own eyes" argument applies just as well here. Maybe God created Chihuahas and Great Danes. I slighty smarter creationist might complain that the selection pressure on most breeds was artificial.

    2) Much more to the point, there are genuine species all around us at every conceivable stage of speciation. Heading towards branching, during branching, immediately after branching, long after branching, etc.

    The best answer to a creationist who says "if it's true, why don't we see it?" is to ask "what is it you'd expect to see that isn't in fact all around you right now?!!". Anyone expecting to see Tigers bifuracte into furbys and unicorns in their own lifetime isn't worth trying to argue with, but anyone who realizes the timescale of evolution should realize that's not the case. The length of a human lifetime is so ridiculously short compared to the evolutionary timescales that we're essentially looking at snapshot of a movie.

    Think of it this way: earth is 4.5 x 10^9 years old. If you had a feature length 2 hr movie of the whole of earth's history shot at 60 frames per second, then the movie would have 432,000 frames, and each frame would still encompass over 10,000 years of history! (4.5 billion / 432,000). And yet these creationists are expecting to see a whole movie playing in their 100 year lifetime...

    So, realizing that our brief lifetime has doomed us to only be observing a snapshot of anything happening on an evolutionary timescale, the real question isn't why arn't we seeing it happen (trivial answer: your lifetime is too short, but rather if this is the movie of evolution we're caught in a still frame of, then what would you expect to see in this still frame? The answer of course is that you'd expect to see species caught at every stage of branching/speciation, which is exactly what we do see.

    1) Species accumulating genetic change, living in subpolulations, apparently heading for branching: too many to list, but including things like forest/plains elephants, dogs(!), humans (assuming the races don't in the future start interbreeding indiscriminately). Even things like lions/tigers can still interbreed so (whatever arbitrary labels you want to slap on them) are really pre-branch rather than post-branch, even if we understand the amount of interbreeding in the wild to be close to zero (although it does occur).

    2) Species that are essentially at the point of branching right now. A classic example might be horses/donkeys, which can still kind of interbreed, but not quite (their offspring, a mule, is sterile). Given that branching is more of a process than event (it's something that happens to populations, not individuals) there are many more less spectacular examples - I'd probably include some of those (technically) pre-brancing examples in this class.

    3) Species that are post-branch (can no longer interbreed, but are still genetically very close) : any species withing the same biological genus, familiy, etc. One's that branched more long ago are more genetically different corresponding to biological order, class, etc. For a specific example, how about oursellves and chimps still with 98% shared DNA and only a few million years after having branched from a common ancestor.

    So the still frame we're living in sure fits the bill - we see everying around us that we'd expect to see if species are created by branching from each other. OTOH if the creationists are right, and species are created by God then the number of species that exist along every conceivable degree of genetic difference (as opposed to isolated individual creations) is rather embarassing!

    Of course these discussions are endl

  48. Speaking of completely rediculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seeing Gary Coleman and Bao Xishun attempt to interbreed would be a pay-per-view event.

    Ok, maybe just a pay-site on the Internet.

  49. Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Excellent comment. To dogs, smell is very important.

    The article is an example of the pseudo-science to which Slashdot editors often link. Those who play video games when they could be learning about the world cause themselves to live in ignorance.

    The article says, "... the only shot a male Chihuahua has with a female Mastiff involves..."

    The male Chihuahua would like to mate with the female Mastiff, but the female won't let him. Only that. The female will show that she recognizes that the Chihuahua is a dog. She just doesn't want to mate with him. They easily recognize that they are the same species. It's only the author who wrote the article to which Slashdot linked, and the Slashdot editor, who don't realize that.

    1. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The article is an example of the pseudo-science to which Slashdot editors often link.

      You seriously think TFA was pseudoscience? I think you completely missed the point of it, then. The speciation of dogs angle was just a humorous mechanism the writer used to mount an attack on intelligent design advocates.

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    2. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But try a gedanken experiment here. Lets shoot all the dogs that aren't pure bred Mastiffs or pure bred Chihuahuas, and leave just the two groups, with exactly the genes they have now. Do they become two separate species because they can't naturally interbreed in the wild, or only if they couldn't crossbreed without human intervention, or what? You could imagine variations such as raising two different breeds on different islands for a few generations and letting them naturally diverge more if this makes it clearer. What are we defining as a species if the presence or absence of another species (humans in this case) determines whether another species (two types, supposedly both dogs) is really one species or two separate ones.
                Normally, we define species by whether the members can interbreed, not by other tests such as your idea that one member of the species recognizes the other as the same species. It's an interesting idea, and maybe we could even uses a simple term for it, but it's not the idea Biologists use. Nowadays, we assume the test for interbreeding is combining genes and getting offspring that can keep on reproducing for more generations. We don't count getting sterile offspring (Hence Horses and Donkeys are separate species. They reproduce together for one generation, but the resulting Mule is sterile. Presumably, Donkeys 'recognize Horses as the same species' when they mate, they are just wrong on that point.). Can the Mastiff and the Chihuahua reproduce for long enough term or just for a single generation? And what about one way operations? You may still be able to breed a female Mastiff with a male Chihuahua with human assistance, but what about the reverse? (Eeuucch!).

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    3. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      I believe you misunderstood the point of the article. It was more of a speculation on what it would take to demonstrate speciation, then on any actual belief that Chihuahua's and Mastiffs constitute two separate species. I could be wrong, but that's my reading.

      Besides, I had a dog that was a cross between a Lhasa Apso (similar in size to a Chihuahua) and a black lab. Not on the same scale, but the Sire was the Lhasa Apso. A bitch in heat from a large breed will lie down to be mounted by smaller breeds if they are all that's available. The puppies all ended up similar in size to the Lhasa Apso, but looking like a miniature lab except for a curled tail.

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    4. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Lets shoot all the dogs that aren't pure bred Mastiffs or pure bred Chihuahuas, and leave just the two groups, with exactly the genes they have now. Do they become two separate species because they can't naturally interbreed in the wild"

      You would be *very* surprised about what a male Chihuaha would be able to do. There's quite above zero chances that they'll interbreed in the wild.

    5. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interbreeding is a poor choice for drawing the species lines.

      Lions and Tigers can breed, and they are definitely different species.

      Different Family's maybe? A Cat will never breed with a Horse, for example...

    6. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It's more complex than that. Consider the butterfly ring around California's San Joaquin Valley. There's a gap at the Sacramento river, but there's a "species" of butterfly that lives in the mountains surrounding the valley. Each adjacent group of these butterflies can breed with the adjacent groups, but the groups at the opposite sides of the gap can't interbreed. Not even with artificial assistance. And I'm sure it's more complex than I've indicated, but that's all I remember from the article.

      Or consider the Cilchid fishes from Lake Victoria. When the water is clear several "species" won't interbreed, but when the water becomes muddy, they will, because they can't tell each other apart. (Species identification is based around color patterns.)

      There are lots of other examples. The very concept of species is basically an idea that makes it convenient to think about something that isn't really basic to life. It's a sort of a stand-in for "will the genes match to product viable offspring?", but it's not even really that, because we think about species of bacteria.

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    7. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by jc42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Those are all good examples of the problems with most simple definitions of "species". It's fairly common for intro biology classes (or textbooks) to go into these problems. There are many examples of what are sometimes called a "range species", in which nearby populations can interbreed, but more widely separated populations can't. There are a lot of example along shore lines, for obvious reasons.

      Dogs are often used as an example of a slightly different problem: nontransitivity of the "same species relation". Domestics dogs can interbred with both jackals and the common gray wolf and produce fertile offspring, so you might be tempted to classify them all as subspecies of a single species. But if you crossbreed jackals and wolves, the offspring are usually sterile, so they're different species.

      The lion/tiger case is an interesting problem. If you google for their hybrids, you'll find that whether or not the offspring are fertile depends on the sex of the parents and the sex of the offspring. The genetics is impressively complex.

      Actually, these cases are handled by biologists via a simple caveat: If two populations can be interbred, but in their natural environments they don't do so, they're considered different species. The interesting part of this to biologists is studying the mechanisms that keep the populations apart.

      One well-known case is that most North American ducks can interbreed, and the offspring are generally fetrile. So they're really all one species? No, because, although most hybrids are seen in the wild, they are exceedingly rare. The main separation mechanism is female selection. The males tend to approach any female duck during the spring+summer mating season, because they can't tell the females apart much better than we can (except for a few extreme cases like wood ducks). The females reject most of them, but accept the advances of males with the right color markings. Thus, a female mallard really wants to mate with a guy with a yellow beak and green neck (and the right wing bar), and a male without those colors is just too ugly to consider.

      The occasional hybrids in the wild are sorta difficult to study, though, and not much is known about how they happen. The most reasonable hypothesis ("guess") is that the female's color-specifying genes are somewhat defective, so she isn't very good at picking the right guy. But it's not easy to test such things, since you can't watch all the millions of wild ducks, and in your lab, they will mate (eventually).

      One fun example of problems with overly-simple definitions of "species" was from a bio prof who wrote on the board something like "Two individuals are the same species if they can mate and produce offspring." He asked the class what was wrong with this definition. I looked around, saw a lot of puzzled faces, and when nobody spoke up, I said what I thought was the obvious answer: "By that definition, you and I are different species." He and I were both male, so of course we could mate, but we couldn't produce any offspring at all. He just grinned, and went on with the lecture about other ways the term is defined, and the problems with all the definitions. I think I got a few brownie points for being able to point out the obvious problem with a definition you see all the time.

      But it's yet another example of why you have to be rather careful in how you phrase your definitions.

      And another "of course" is that the creationist crowd tends to pick their own definitions of "species", using definitions whose problems support their views.

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    8. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, take it up with the scientific community, because that's the where the species line IS divided. Specifically, a lion and a tiger are different species because they cannot produce a FERTILE offspring. Note that horses and donkeys are also different species, because whilst they can produce mules, mules are not fertile. Similarly, dogs are currently considered the same species - as although a Chihuahua and a mastiff cannot PRACTICALLY breed (big peg, small hole, *cough*), using 2 intermediary dogs (like collies or a terriers or what-have-you), they can each naturally produce 2 litters of puppies that ARE compatible with the other litter, because they were always GENETICALLY compatible. No two genetically-incompatible animals can do this (without getting some mad science skills involved). You can't breed a horse and a cow just because you have a donkey to bridge the gap.

      The problem with saying "no speciation has yet been observed in the wild" is that it is a very hard line - either animals are genetically compatible with one another or they aren't. Since we've only been aware of genetics for a very short period, then we're unlikely to see a major fork in any species' genepool. Evolution works upon million-year timeframes - we haven't even mastered FIRE for that long. Even basic concepts like animal husbandry have only been understood for thousands of years, and THAT'S only been for small number of species that direct interact with us on some level. There's no way to work upon a timeframe of that length without using indirect evidence (fossils, etc) - any system we set up now will surely be forgotten and abandoned within even a dozen generations (assuming we last that long, it'll only take one nuclear war). That's why creationists asking for DIRECT evidence NOW are completely retarded - Rome wasn't built in a day, and evolution makes Rome look like a sandcastle.

    9. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      although a Chihuahua and a mastiff cannot PRACTICALLY breed (big peg, small hole, *cough*)

      What about small peg/big hole?

    10. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by mehemiah · · Score: 1

      What excludes this from being a pre-zygotic barrier of a behavioral type? would there ever be a Chihuahua with qualities that a female Mastiff would look for in a mate? We are still assuming female choice right? We could investigate and find out if all the morphological qualities that a female mastiff would look for in a mate are absent in the Chihuahua gene pool but could be bread in. At that point would the generation of Chihuahua ancestry that has the qualities that the Mastiff would want still be considered Chihuahua? This is where the Biological Species Definition brakes down, or gets fuzzy.

    11. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by dublin · · Score: 1

      The speciation of dogs angle was just a humorous mechanism the writer used to mount an attack on intelligent design advocates.

      It also proved the very real fact that Darwinian evolution is inherently and necessarily racist: If "science" is justified in declaring dog breeds separate species, surely a similar declaration of speciation based on human races would be appropriate. Darwin, and until fairly recently, most other evolutionists, frequently pointed to the relative development of "higher" and "lower" races as arguments for their theory. Logically, if you believe in Darwinian "survival of the fittest" evolution, you're can't really be against racism.

      In all honesty, the thing that mostly comes through the SA article is pure unadulterated hatred and ridicule. Claiming it is "a humorous look" is no defense of indefensible behavior for a "scientific" publication.

      Unfortunately, this is a growing trend, and one that is quite one-sided - the "ID folks" are trying (with varying degrees of success) to keep the discussion based on science, while the "evolutionist" argument becomes increasingly ad hominem.

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    12. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      The article was an editorial piece--sure, it was opinionated but more latitude is allowed in editorials than in a news article.

      I don't get your connection between Darwin's theory of natural selection and racism, nor did I see any hatred in the article. Ridicule, for sure, but ID deserves that.

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    13. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by Nutria · · Score: 1

      That's why creationists asking for DIRECT evidence NOW are completely retarded

      But science textbooks and "science media" and even many scientists make absolute claims of certainty NOW, which are equally retarded, since (depending on the branch, of course) much of what a 45yo scientist learned in college has been overturned by all the advances in the past 20 years.

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  50. TFA is far too bold by MaXintosh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    TFA is laughably naÃve. They should be a different species? Oh, if only species were so cut and dry. People talk about species as if we're talking about the same thing, but the `distance` between polar bears and brown bears - considered different species - isn't as great as that between Reindeer and Caribou - considered the same species.

    The dirty little secret of biology - and I'm going to get kicked out of the biologist club for this - is that we've got no ****ing clue what a species is. Oh, sure, we go around naming them all the time, but we don't actually know what we're doing yet. One list counts up to 23 different way to recognize species (known as species concepts). Some of these are mutually exclusive! The author seems to like the Reproductive isolation species concept. But under that concept, the mallard on the east coast is a different species from the mallard on the west coast. But when does the mallard cease to be east and west? What about all those ducks in between? While there's no doubt that the east coast and west coast are functionally isolated, the point at which that ceases to be is very hazy.

    What about montane species? I'm thinking of Dall sheep, in particular. Geneflow (interbreeding) between sheep of non-ajoining mountain ranges is incredibly low, effectively zero. But I don't know anyone who'd make the argument that they're separate species.

    So then maybe the author wants to argue that they're separate morphotypes, and should be species on that account. What about isopods, where they have a greater diversity of form within species. Let's face it, every dog looks vaguely dog-ish. The same can't be said for some isopods, or species of insects!

    The truth is what is, and isn't, a species is currently nebulous, fuzzy, and wishy-washy. It may be that species, as an idea, don't exist. That wouldn't surprise me.

  51. Bad science by Improv · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The definitions and frameworks we draw in science should not be based on utility in political struggles outside the scope of science. It is fine to struggle against those who are ignorant of and activist against science, but we should consider that a separate activity from the practice of science.

    We don't want the process of science to be even slightly defined as an opposition to some movement - allowing ourselves that would be to weaken what science-as-an-institution is trying to do.

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  52. Coyote Poop Peeing by StefanJ · · Score: 1

    There are coyotes in my neighborhood; I've seen them a few times, but mostly I know they've been around thanks to their droppings.

    My dog rarely sniffs other dogs' crap, but coyote poop merits special attention. Often, but not always, she carefully squats over the crap pile and doses it with pee.

    On one of the paths we walk along there's a low-to-the-ground sawed off tree stump. It appears to be a coyote poop drop-off; there are several piles there, in various states of decay. It is on top of a berm; I wonder if the location was picked for maximum odor dispersement.

    1. Re:Coyote Poop Peeing by TJamieson · · Score: 1

      Your dog, in her mind, doesn't want to smell "those stinky coyotes" and would rather overwhelm their scent with hers; it is her territory, after all! (At least in her mind)

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  53. How to tell the difference between species? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One word: Taxonomy.

  54. Other way around by Blazeheart · · Score: 1

    I have always thought of the whole dog species the other way. As it is an incredibly diverse species. But it could get even more diverse. A dog can breed with a wolf, it can happen naturally, and they do produce fertile offspring.

    So what's to say that a wolf, or a coyote, etc. isn't part of the breed either?

  55. Junk DNA by Sybert42 · · Score: 0

    Found a relevant piece of text here http://www.sciencenetlinks.com/sci_update.cfm?DocID=222:

    "But if even some separate species can cross-breed, what keeps some dog pairs, like beagles and Irish setters, from producing pups? Acland says no one knows for sure; they discovered these mismatches by accident while studying genetic diseases, not while formally studying dog breeding itself. But he says it may have something to do with a kind of DNA called "junk DNA.""

    This would seem to indicate different species. Perhaps some humans have this sort of incompatibility?

  56. Don't use this as a serious argument! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this article is pretty tongue-in-cheek, but keep it that way please 8-). These creationists are not logical, if you make this argument, they will simply counter that "Oh, these dog breeds were *created* by humans!" and probably just look at you meaningfully as though that supports creationism.

  57. Basic definitions... by Targon · · Score: 1

    If two creatures can produce offspring that can then also produce viable offspring, then both are considered to be of the same species. It is that simple.

    Now, if an animal breeding program were conducted for several hundred generations trying to push for traits that do not mesh with the original breed, then you WILL probably see the evolution of a new species, or subspecies.

    There are clearly some cases where different dog breeds just won't work due to size differences. A great dane is NOT going to reproduce with a "toy" dog because the mating process would kill the smaller dog. You might be able to use artificial means to make the breeding possible, but still, in any reproduction that could and would happen naturally, that just wouldn't be an issue.

    It takes thousands of years of segregated existence before even new breeds of the same species will even become recognizable as something different. The current dog crossbreeds are still seen as a cross between this breed of dog and another breed of dog. It will take a long long time of selective breeding before people will just accept one of the "new dog breeds" as just being its own, without looking at how the breed was forced into existence.

    1. Re:Basic definitions... by srussia · · Score: 1

      If two creatures can produce offspring that can then also produce viable offspring, then both are considered to be of the same species. It is that simple.

      Not really. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species_Problem

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  58. I can tell a shitskin a mile away. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't you?

  59. Speciation, Species by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    If the objective was to describe speciation, why not just use the Herring/Lesser-black-backed gull? This nicely demonstrates both speciation by geography and how our concept of species is somewhat artificial. In Europe, the Herring gull and Lesser-black-backed gull appear to be distinct species, and don't interbreed. However, these species are just end-points in a continuous geographic distribution around the northern hemisphere, without an obvious species break. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesser_Black-backed_Gull

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    1. Re:Speciation, Species by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it was a good attempt to describe speciation.

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  60. The article did not deserve to be on Slashdot. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    I think the article was VERY poorly written.

  61. It is preference, not ability. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    "You would be *very* surprised about what a male Chihuaha would be able to do." Exactly.

    If there is no other male, a female dog of any species will mate with a male of any species.

  62. CORRECTION: by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Should be, of course: "If there is no other male, a female dog of any variety will mate with a male of any variety."

    There is simply no question. Dogs recognize they are the same species, and breed accordingly, unlike the animals mentioned in some of the comments in this thread.

  63. Why don't we instead... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    ... call them "races"? The beagle race, the greyhound race, etc.

    It's what we do for humans, considering different looks/colors/sizes can ALSO interbreed, and we apparently think those differences are worth distinguishing (sometimes ridiculously so).

    It might wake people up to the absurdity that is the concept of race, perhaps.

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  64. The argument is nonsense. by wonderboss · · Score: 1

    Creationists argue that speciation has never been seen. Like most things that creationists argue this is pure nonsense. There are many species of wheat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheat Many of these arose during human history. They do not and can not interbread. To quote: "Hexaploid wheats evolved in farmers' fields. Either domesticated emmer or durum wheat hybridized with yet another wild diploid grass (Aegilops tauschii) to make the hexaploid wheats, spelt wheat and bread wheat. Once a creationist argued with me that we could not have evolved from monkeys because monkeys have three chambered hearts. Monkeys, like all mammals have four chambered hearts and evolutionists do not argue that we evolved from monkeys.

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  65. Race and speciation in human populations by laburu · · Score: 1

    > I always thought the difference between race and species was species can't interbreed and produce viable offspring. So while small dogs and large dogs may be able to be divided, the line gets a lot fuzzier after that.

    Never mind size. Consider biochemistry. Miscarriages and fetal diseases can result from basic physiological incompatibility between the mother and the fetus -- even when copulation and conception are successful.

    Some human populations are especially vulnerable to such problems.

    The western Basque, for example, have a very high incidence of O-negative blood-type. When a Basque woman decides to bear a Spaniard's children, she isn't just being open-minded -- she may be endangering the well-being of their second-born children and literally risking her own life, too.

    (You can read about erythroblastosis fetalis if you are interested in the details.)

    "OMG! Does this mean the Basque and other affine peoples of ancient stock are teetering on the brink of speciation or... extinction?"

    I want to say "no" -- but I realize this depends a lot on how we deal with the aforementioned reproductive challenges. I would bet on interbreeding (with a little help from the medical sciences) as the Basques' best hope.; unfortunately, there people who think of humans the way they think of dogs (as if distinct races and speciation were legitimate goals), so... who knows?

    I'll leave you with this parting thought:

    Anybody advocating racial separation is ultimately advocating eventual speciation. I try not to let this offend me; after all, the fossil record shows that, for our distant evolutionary relatives, speciation meant extinction. :>

  66. If Dog Breeds Are Species... by Baldrson · · Score: 1

    By a colleague who is addressing popular arguments regarding racial differences:

    Date: Mon, 19 Mar 2001 18:04:32 -0000

    More important genetic information:

    1. As regards the "more variation within, rather than between groups" argument, Kaessman et al. (Science 286, 1159-1162, 1999) note that there is more genetic variation between some subspecies of Chimpanzee than between some Chimp subspecies compared to Bonobo chimps, a separate species. Thus, this "argument" is worthless, and one can find, in nonhuman animals, more variation within a species than between species, without abrogating the idea of species and species differences. That there can be more individual variation than racial variation also does not invalidate race.
    2. The 99.9% = we are all the same argument suffers from the following
      1. According to some studies, for example Sibley and Ahlquist (J. Hum. Evol. 20, 2-15, 1984), humans differ from chimps by 1.9%, bonobos by 1.8%, gorillas by 2.4%., and orangutans by 3.6%. Thus, the human racial difference is a full 5.3% of the human/chimp differential, 5.6% of the human/bonobo, 4.2% of the human/gorilla, and 2.8% of the human/ orangutan. In addition, data from Jared Diamond's "The Third Chimpanzee" book can be interpretated in making the human/chimp similarity as high as 99.1%, a mere 0.9% difference, which would make human racial variation more than 10% of this (11.1%).
      2. According to Prof. Hrdy in her book, Mother Nature: A History of Mothers, Infants, and Natural Selection, the current evidence suggests that the human/chimp difference in cognitive skills is the result in differences in only about 50 genes (out of tens of thousands), with differences in regulatory genes being important. Again, the relevance to human racial differences should be obvious.
      3. A post by A. Hu in the "Upstream" site discussion makes the follwing point. Microsatellite genetic analysis of dog breeds (Zajc et al., Mamm. Genome 8, 182-185, 1997) points to a difference between Greyhounds, German Shepherds, and Labrador Retreivers having an index in the 0.028-0.054 range. This compares to a similar study in humans (Kimmel et al., Genetic 143, 549-555, 1996) which shows that Japanese and Chinese have an index of difference of 0.029. Also stated in the post is that larger racial differences are in the range of 0.087 - 0.363. Therefore, genetic differences between dog breeds, which result in large phenotypic consequences, are about equal to intra-racial ethnic differences, and smaller than human inter-racial differences.
  67. Re:Is that why some Dogs fight, (War of the Worlds by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    I got 101 problems but a bitch ain't one.

  68. Dictionary Defnintion by secondhand_Buddah · · Score: 1

    Species - taxonomic group whose members can interbreed.

    End of post.

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  69. Re:Species are being created all around us. Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "For a specific example, how about oursellves and chimps still with 98% shared DNA and only a few million years after having branched from a common ancestor."

    Except there isn't one shred of evidence to prove that but don't let that stop you.

  70. Re:Species are being created all around us. Right by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

    Except there isn't one shred of evidence to prove that

    You mean aside from the actual DNA sequences and the fossil record, eh?!

    Gotta wonder what else you expect to see? Maybe a 5 million yr old guy saying "dude! I just saw the most amazing thing! ..."

  71. What about Homo Sapiens Sapiens? by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    Quote from article:

    So hereâ(TM)s the idea youâ(TM)ve been patiently waiting for: letâ(TM)s simply say that dog breeds are different species. Take two that Coyne highlights for their differencesâ"the 180-pound English Mastiff and the two-pound Chihuahua. Theyâ(TM)re both considered members of Canis lupus familiaris, and in principle artificial insemination could produce some sort of mix or possibly an exploding Chihuahua. But face it, the only shot a male Chihuahua has with a female Mastiff involves rock climbing or spelunking equipment.

    There are a lot of humans that have to reproduce with one another using Artificial Insemination and some have to use special equipment, does this mean that certain people should be a different species that Homo Sapiens Sapiens?

    Should we have Homo Sapiens RedNeckicus, or Homo Sapiens LittlePersonus, or Homo Sapiens Giganticus?

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  72. No. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    My dachshund used to make valiant efforts to mate with neighborhood huskies. Obviously he didn't consider it dating outside his species.

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  73. argumentum ad ignorantiam by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    The Vikings didn't interbreed with the natives when they came here, not that I've heard of anyway. Nice try, though.

    Yes they did. Nice try at being smart, BIG FAIL though.

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    1. Re:argumentum ad ignorantiam by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      Got a link? I looked around and couldn't find anything. If you don't have one, I'll have to conclude, even more so than I already have, that you're a jackass who doesn't know what he's talking about.

      Even if they did, what the fuck does it matter? Every time European exploration comes up, there's one asshole who has to bring up the Vikings as though they matter. Europeans and Americans didn't mix, interbreed extensively, or have extended contact and mutual knowledge of each other until the European expansion starting in the 15th century. The Vikings didn't matter, nobody forgot about them, and you're not as knowledgeable as you think you are for remembering that they existed.

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    2. Re:argumentum ad ignorantiam by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Even if they did, what the fuck does it matter?

      It matters that the guy up there said that Europeans and Americans were seperate species pre-columbus.

      They were not.

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  74. Irony. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Is not dished naturally into every being.

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  75. Which point of view are you defending? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    The human's, the dog's or the cat's one?

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  76. We don't need the fossil record. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    That is why we have DNA.

    Your assertion: "there is no (solid) evidence of that [finding a common ancestor between different species] ever happening" is monumentally ignorant and frankly laughable.

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  77. Centuries? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    We are witnessing speciation all the time. Heard about the piggy flu recently?

    All the background of the development of this virus is solid evolutionary theory and speciation in the very front of our eyes.

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