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Microsoft Attacks Linux With Retail-Training Talking Points

DesiVideoGamer writes "Over at Overclock.net, a user has posted screen-shots from Microsoft's 'ExpertZone' training course entitled 'Linux vs. Windows 7.' This course is available to BestBuy employees and will make them eligible for a $10 copy of Windows 7 upon completion." The screenshots linked show at least some creative interpretations of the state of Linux vs. Windows on a wide range of things, from media playback and video conferencing to ease of updates to (of all things) keeping your PCs "safer." Most of the claims, though, aren't concrete enough to be perfectly refuted. Writes DesiVideoGamer, "I think I now know why, when I enter BestBuy, the employees say the odd lies that they do."

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  1. Sign me up... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Funny

    This course is available to BestBuy employees and will make them eligible for a $10 copy of Windows 7 upon completion.

    I'll take the damn course if it'll get me a $10 copy of Win 7.

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    1. Re:Sign me up... by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can get a free copy of windows 7 and I don't have to take any bullshit propaganda course.

      It's completely unethical for bestbuy to go along with microsoft on pushing this course onto their employees. Though I can't say I'm surprised.

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    2. Re:Sign me up... by Gruff1002 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's all about the almighty dollar. You think there aren't kickbacks involved.....

    3. Re:Sign me up... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Kickbacks" is a dirty word. The Microsoft world prefers "back-end rebates" and "spiffs".

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    4. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can have it...

    5. Re:Sign me up... by lukas84 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Err, selling Windows Netbooks over Linux Netbooks makes perfect sense for them. They're more expensive and thus have higher margins.

    6. Re:Sign me up... by Dyinobal · · Score: 3, Funny

      They also prefer the word "Rimjob"

    7. Re:Sign me up... by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      "I'll take the damn course if it'll get me a $10 copy of Win 7."

      should have signed up for the Live Launch event and got a free copy.

      At any rate, does anyone think Microsoft is giving Linux too much publicity? There's people out there that wouldn't dream of running linux, and when they're asking questions wouldn't it be easier to say "I don't know, never heard of it" then have some tech person jump all over them with a barrage of answers?

      I'm just thinking, if there was this product I heard of and I asked a Best Buy employee about it and they suddenly go on this huge tirade about how horrible it is and how I should stay away from it, that'd make me more curious than anything. But if they replied "don't know, never heard of it" I'd figure it must be nothing.

      I think this is the wrong approach M$. Don't worry about mom & dad getting Linux, you need to worry about the businesses. Long as their job uses M$ they're not going to switch at home, but if they go to work and they're trained on this wonderful OS and they enjoy it then you'll be in trouble.

      If I was M$ I would make sure every business, from 3 people up to thousands, switched to Windows 7 ASAP and give them free training (very important!). Once employees have it at work and they're properly trained on it they'll never look at XP or Vista at home the same way, and most people would probably plop down $400+ and get a new laptop or PC rather than spend $200-$300 just to buy the OS.

      Hey Dell, get in on this, it'll help you sell computers and laptops too.

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    8. Re:Sign me up... by iamhassi · · Score: 0

      "I think this is the wrong approach M$. Don't worry about mom & dad getting Linux, you need to worry about the businesses. Long as their job uses M$ they're not going to switch at home, but if they go to work and they're trained on this wonderful OS and they enjoy it then you'll be in trouble. "

      since i gave M$ advice, I'll tell Linux how to beat M$: make a app store. I know, stupidly obvious, but there isn't one built into ubuntu. Needs to be as simple as iTunes Store, and everything just needs to just work, no compiling code or anything crazy. Fill it with tons of free software and M$ product equivalents like OpenOffice.

      The iPhone is only successful because of it's app store, without a easy way to find guaranteed compatible software no one would buy an iPhone. That's the only reason I'd switch from my Blackberry, because I'm tired of the small selection of programs and the high prices ($10+, compared to $2 or $3 on iphone) of most software

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    9. Re:Sign me up... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why is parent modded troll? If this were the Catholic Church, or the Church of Mormon proselytizing for members, Americans would go after them for violating our freedom of religion laws. If this were a Democratic maneuver for market share, the Republicans would be up in arms. But, it's alright for MS to recruit people to lie to consumers. Parent should be applauded for exercising restraint when he uses the word "unethical".

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    10. Re:Sign me up... by jack455 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. I have a sales background and think this is funny. They're implying that win7 vs linux is a reasonable choice. They're talking about built-in support for devices which people might remember having to install a cd to run. If people even know what Linux is I'm sure it was from someone (probably more knowledgable) saying Linux is more secure even if it was followed up by a critique of Linux. My friend that I work with as a sysadmin is very pro ms but wouldn't buy half the stuff in these slides.

    11. Re:Sign me up... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 4, Informative

      More expensive doesn't always mean higher margins. That's only the same if the markup is proportional to the cost, which it often isn't.

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    12. Re:Sign me up... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      since i gave M$ advice, I'll tell Linux how to beat M$: make a app store. I know, stupidly obvious, but there isn't one built into ubuntu. Needs to be as simple as iTunes Store, and everything just needs to just work, no compiling code or anything crazy. Fill it with tons of free software and M$ product equivalents like OpenOffice.

      I run CentOS. Yum seems to work fine for 99% of what I need: No compiling code or anything crazy!

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    13. Re:Sign me up... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I noticed several mild comments in this thread hit with -1, Troll. I think the MS astroturfers have mod points. The joke is on them; if they use up their points now, there will be nothing left later when the really nasty anti-MS stuff comes out.

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    14. Re:Sign me up... by badpazzword · · Score: 1

      > I know, stupidly obvious, but there isn't one built into ubuntu.

      Applications -> Add/Remove.

      Welcome to 1999

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    15. Re:Sign me up... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Linux has the free version of an app store already on most distributions. It's called the repository, and available under various, usually graphical, means with the big vendors. For instance ubuntu/debian calls it synaptic.

      The problem is that it has a whole slew of free software of varying levels of quality that really don't fully match the functionality of any commercial software at all. (openoffice is in there, and it does a pretty good job, though. There are always a few gems.)

      Now, ubuntu pares down the choices into the add/remove menu, as well, but you're absolutely right that there's nothing like a commercial app store on there.

      Side note, and I'm sure you meant to include this: all software updates should go into the distribution provided repository system regardless of whether that software was free or purchased through the app store, so the system updater can centrally handle everything. Users shouldn't have to go hunting around in each package for the check-for-updates menu item (or worse: search web sites manually for updates.)

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    16. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll tell Linux how to beat M$: make a app store. I know, stupidly obvious, but there isn't one built into ubuntu.

      Um, Apt? It's built-in and it's all free.

      One suggestion I do have to improve things for noobs would be to make Synaptic slightly friendlier (e.g. screenshots, etc).

    17. Re:Sign me up... by mwbeatty · · Score: 1

      You obviously have never used Ubuntu. If you had you would know that Ubuntu includes OpenOffice as part of its standard install and features both the Synaptic Package Manager and the Add/Remove option for software, the latter having pretty pictures for those who need them. You're right that it's a check in the pro column for Ubuntu but it definitely hasn't allowed Linux to "beat" Microsoft.

    18. Re:Sign me up... by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      I'll take the damn course if it'll get me a $10 copy of Win 7.

      No kidding. Some of my techie fellows in the industry who work at smaller shops (and thus, actually pride themselves in their work, not in their sales volume) got subjected to a lighter form of this propaganda (similar pro-7 content but no Linux attacks). All they got was a donut each. Boston cream, I think. The diabetics in the audience weren't too thrilled about that. They got to watch Windows 7 propaganda while holding sugar death in their hand. It's a novel form of torture, like the guy who sets up Room 101 had a really off day.

    19. Re:Sign me up... by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      Ah, you mean if there were something like this in it, it would be absolutely brilliant?

      Oh, wait, that's been in it for years.

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    20. Re:Sign me up... by VulpesFoxnik · · Score: 1

      We have an app-store. It's called the software repository used in pretty much ALL linux distributions... and they are ALL free.

      In Debian, we call it the apt repository.

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    21. Re:Sign me up... by msclrhd · · Score: 1

      They have it: Ubuntu logo > Add/Remove.

      The applications are there; no need to compile code or anything crazy to install them. Same with other distributions.

      What *is* needed is a better way to make this visible to people. Also, add user reviews / ratings / rankings (with some moderation or other system to remove spam and unrelated comments). Add a way to see most popular (today / this week / this month / all time; by download / usage / rating) and "recommended" applications.

      Group games by sub-category, so you can see card games, first-person shooters, real-time strategy, etc.

      Include screenshots, so people can see what they are like.

      Provide links to bug reports (for known/reported) issues as well as forums for help for both Ubuntu (or your favorite distribution of choive) and the application.

      Provide "if you like this, people recommend ..." and "people using this are also using ..."

      Provide a way for externally supported applications / versions (e.g. Firefox 3.5/Minefield and Songbird). This could help seeing what applications are popular for future distribution releases.

      What would be good is if this were done across all distributions. That way you get a unified experience and can help you in distribution choices (which distribution has better KDE4 support?).

    22. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My problem with the repository system is there is a ton of stuff that is not in the repository. If you want it, it can be a pain in the ass to get it.

      For heaven's sake, it's 2009, why the hell do I have to friggin compile every damn piece of software that isn't in a repository? Windows figured this out decades ago, if you're compiling it into a binary, why do you need to compile it in the first place?

      Granted, that last statement shows a little ignorance of the way Linux works, but seriously, why hasn't the Linux community come up with a simple install script/storage container that packs all the dirty stuff into one neat little package for easy distribution? As it is now you have to dump a tarball into directory, run a few scripts while crossing your fingers that all your libraries match up, then make the binary. If something goes wrong and you don't have the time or knowledge to fix the scripts then you're stuck. It's bullshit.

      As wonderful as the repository idea is - frankly I love that everything is right at your fingertips - it is completely unnecessary with Windows, because Google works just fine as a repository. Click the link and you're installing the program, no mess no hassle. And if you wanted to set up a repository, it would not be hard, it would be little more than a database of .msi files, which install automatically.

      Frankly, some kind of unified one-step scripted install structure, preferably all in a single container, that actually worked as intended would catapult linux on the desktop by leaps and bounds. It would make so many things easier. Developers would have to use it, though, or it would have to be dead simple to convert current asinine scripted installs to it, else there won't be packages for it and the whole thing would be dead before it started.

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    23. Re:Sign me up... by westlake · · Score: 1

      I'll take the damn course if it'll get me a $10 copy of Win 7.

      Well of course you would.

      Same as you would take the course for Snow Leopard and The Mac Box for if you were working the Apple store.

      It looks damn good to your boss to see you making that extra effort to move product.

      But there is no one working the streets to get a sales force pumped up about the OEM Linux box. Assuming you have one in stock.

    24. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Except anything not in the repository (and there is a shitload) is a serious pain in the ass to install. Windows beats Linux here because installing software is so simple, and has been so simple for years, that a repository has never been necessary. Why would anybody develop a repository when all you have to do is Google it, clicky click the pretty blue link, and lo and behold it's installed (ignoring the plethora of security checks of course, making sure you really meant to install that piece of software).

      Despite how easy the repository system is, Windows software installation is still miles ahead of Linux. Especially with .msi installs, way beyond anything I could find in Linux. And I looked, because it annoyed the hell out of me.

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    25. Re:Sign me up... by EsJay · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's completely unethical for bestbuy to go along with microsoft on pushing this course onto their employees.
      A retailer is promoting products it *does* sell over products it *does not* sell?
      Shocking. This is worse than the Holocaust. They are Nazis or Commies, whichever is worse.
      I want a boycott, a Congressional investigation, a '60 Minutes' expose and a Papal encyclical.
      TIA!

    26. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Replying to myself here, but I forgot to mention Macs, with their drag and drop installs I think they are even a little ahead of Windows.

      Mac is based on BSD, and as such is very similar at its core to Linux. Why hasn't anybody come up with the Linux equivalent of the .dmg file?

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    27. Re:Sign me up... by SleepyHappyDoc · · Score: 1

      Spliffs! Now I understand completely!

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    28. Re:Sign me up... by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      since i gave M$ advice, I'll tell Linux how to beat M$: make a app store. I know, stupidly obvious, but there isn't one built into ubuntu.

      It's been done : Click & Run, and it wasn't a great success.

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    29. Re:Sign me up... by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      bestbuy employees are like Jehovahs Witnesses or Mormons, or Amway salesmen, its more of a cult than an a place of employment...

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    30. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Like Windows 8...

    31. Re:Sign me up... by westlake · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's completely unethical for bestbuy to go along with microsoft on pushing this course onto their employees. Though I can't say I'm surprised.

      Why is it unethical when the Windows product represents 99% of your PC sales?

      You want to change the ground game?

      Bring in some new players.

      Someone whose notion of marketing OEM Linux goes beyond dusting the pallets on the Sam's Club floor.

    32. Re:Sign me up... by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      It's called "puffery," Perfectly legal. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puffery

    33. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 0

      Add/Remove has a very very limited selection.

      Synaptec is better, but still limited.

      There are a shitload of applications out there that do not exist in either, and if you want them they suck monkey testicles to install. For any non-scripter/programmer eyes glaze over and drooling begins before deciding they need to switch back to Windows. For anybody who thinks it's ridiculous to have so many packages that are essentially unfinished compared to the same level of Windows packages, it's often unacceptable and they switch back to Windows.

      Honestly, software installation is probably a good reason for desktop users to stay away from Linux. You can't just browse the web, see an app you like, click it and install it. You've got to check the repository first, and hope it's there since that's the easiest way to install it. If not, you can download the tarball and pray all your libraries match up to what the app needs when you compile it (why the hell does the binary need to be compiled on each machine? That should only be necessary when changing architectures!). If they don't, you're shit out of luck. There is no recourse other than complaining to the developer and waiting, hoping they fix something.

      What linux needs is a unified installation package. Something easy that maybe needs to be installed once but after that everything installs in a simple, one-click fashion. You know, like Windows has had in some form or another for over a decade now.

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    34. Re:Sign me up... by vivaelamor · · Score: 1

      why hasn't the Linux community come up with a simple install script/storage container that packs all the dirty stuff into one neat little package for easy distribution?

      You mean like ELF and LSB?

    35. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 0

      That would be great, if it had anything I wanted in it.

      I think I installed two or three apps, tops, out of Add/Remove. It's nearly useless IMO.

      Wait until you have a problem with a library when you're making/installing an app, and it's a library that generally needs to be an older version (why wasn't it backwards compatible? who knows?), which is impossible because you have other apps that require the newer version.

      You pretty much can't use the app at all unless you're into re-writing the code for it. Great user experience there.

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    36. Re:Sign me up... by wampus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm glad you guys gave gotten over the year of the Linux desktop after 7 or so years. The year of the MS shill, on the other hand, is even more annoying.

    37. Re:Sign me up... by vivaelamor · · Score: 1

      Persistent troll. Here you go: ELF and LSB.

    38. Re:Sign me up... by RalphSleigh · · Score: 1

      I think a good idea would be some way of specifying a repo and package in a hyperlink, so when clicked and the user confirms they want to install software, the package manager adds the repo to its list, then installs the package, and said package is then updated the usual way. You get bonus points for a mechanism for signing the packages using the websites SSL cert, as well as an easy way of setting up a repo on any cheap web hosting plan.

      This gives the advantages of automatic package management, and allows websites to keep their shiny 'download' links as a way of installing software. Disadvantages would be the risk of repos disappearing leaving the user unable to update their software.

      IIRC the google chrome linux installer is a script that does roughly this, but you need to save and execute it.

      On the original article, it has a point, having to install updates to 2 or 3 little packages every day is annoying, if its not a massive security flaw, just wait and push them all out once a week or so.

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    39. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You mean something like an RPM or DEB file?

    40. Re:Sign me up... by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

      For you, Linux v. Windows might represent an epic battle of good against evil, and ordinary marketing tactics by the "enemy" might seem like Goebbels like propaganda, and anybody going along with it might seem unethical and evil themselves, but this is not how most people see it. It's just business. Similar tactics are used in every industry and if you want something to get worked up about, I suggest you look into how pharmaceutical companies market their products directly to doctors. As far as Best Buy is concerned they are in business to make money and the moment they work out a scheme where by signing their employers to a Linux training course they can somehow make more money they will do it faster than your eye can blink.

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    41. Re:Sign me up... by vivaelamor · · Score: 1

      You know what, lets extend your logic to its conclusion. Now why can't Microsoft and Apple come up with a simple distribution system that works between the two of them? I mean, you're asking Linux which is technically a community consisting of many different companies and organisations to do so, and they have done so for years. You would hope that Microsoft and Apple, being so ahead of the game, would be able to do something at least as good.

      Or maybe you can instead recognise that like Windows compatible binaries don't work on Mac's and vice versa because they are designed by completely different companies, different Linux distributions are going to have their own way of doing things. You should be congratulating them for having already solved your problem with the Linux Standard Base. Perhaps if you can convince Microsoft and Apple to switch to Linux we can all be one happy family.

    42. Re:Sign me up... by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      I use apt-get myself, but have generally found it to work fine. Were you trying to combine custom-compiled stuff with automated installs?

      I've not had an issue with an automatic/package-managed install since 2007, and even that was an IRC daemon, which is not the type of thing a non-tech inclined user is going to be installing at all.

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    43. Re:Sign me up... by vivaelamor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm looking forward to when PackagetKit development picks up pace. Currently it's pretty horrible to use compared to Synaptic but with features like PolicyKit integration it looks to be the future.

    44. Re:Sign me up... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For heaven's sake, it's 2009, why the hell do I have to friggin compile every damn piece of software that isn't in a repository?

      Mostly because the people who provided that software didn't know what they were doing. I just untar things not in a repository.

      For heaven's sake, it's 2009, why am I downloading and executing random, untrusted binaries from the Internet as the standard way to install software on Windows?

      As it is now you have to dump a tarball into directory, run a few scripts while crossing your fingers that all your libraries match up, then make the binary.

      If by "run a few scripts" you mean "exactly the same scripts for every single package", fine. I mean, it's going to be ./configure && make && make install.

      Where I think you're confused is the library dependencies. Generally, when I download the source package, they'll also give me a list of '-dev' packages I need to install on Ubuntu. And it's a hell of a lot easier to do than trying to compile something on Windows.

      As wonderful as the repository idea is - frankly I love that everything is right at your fingertips - it is completely unnecessary with Windows, because Google works just fine as a repository. Click the link and you're installing the program, no mess no hassle.

      No security.

      And if you wanted to set up a repository, it would not be hard, it would be little more than a database of .msi files, which install automatically.

      And dependencies. And reverse-dependencies. And automatic updates. And third-party repositories.

      No, if you wanted to do it right, you'd probably start with Windows Update -- except Microsoft has that locked down against third parties.

      Frankly, some kind of unified one-step scripted install structure, preferably all in a single container, that actually worked as intended would catapult linux on the desktop by leaps and bounds.

      Bullshit.

      See, there's really no way such a system would see any wider adoption than any existing package manager. In other words, we already have this, and it's called dpkg. And you can, in fact, click a dpkg in a web browser, and expect it to work -- or even click an apturl, and it'll pull it through the repository, rather than the browser.

      The absolute worst any modern desktop user has to do is run some commands -- that is, copy and paste something from a website into a commandline.

      Somehow, I don't think that this is The One Thing(TM) that is holding Linux back. I'm going to say it's instead the lack of applications, the less-than-perfect Wine, the fact that it's unfamiliar, and the fact that most people aren't getting it preloaded.

      I can think of a few ways to make the repository system better. But they don't involve mirroring the absolutely retarded way that Windows and OS X handle software installation.

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    45. Re:Sign me up... by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, they can bump the Linux ones' prices up just a little more because there's no Microsoft tax involved. The Windows ones might be more expensive, but they'd also have cost Best Buy more to get in stock.

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    46. Re:Sign me up... by shentino · · Score: 1

      Ethics and legality are merely two overlapping circles on the venn diagram of what you can get away with.

    47. Re:Sign me up... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Except anything not in the repository (and there is a shitload) is a serious pain in the ass to install.

      Just like Windows, it depends on the provider of the software. I've used a few programs not in the repositories, and all I had to do was download the .deb file and install it.

    48. Re:Sign me up... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      They do that for everything. Remember Best Buy eemployees are the gutter trash of tech people. Geek Squad employees are incompetent at Best, and those that can do something quit and go out on their own within 4 weeks.

      Best buy sales people are complete idiots. they know nothing about Anything electronic. Most of the TV and home theater guys are complete morons. I had one customer told, "Crestron? oh that's old out of date technology, this logitech remote can do more than crestron can."

      Even the old out of date crestron gear from the 90's like the ST-CP and a ST-1550 remote kicks the ever living hell out of any control system you can make with things you buy at best buy. This customer called us asking about why his new gear was out of date...

      I responded with, "it's not, you took advice from a guy that makes less money and has less education than the guy that washes your cars."

      Another customer Told me his experience, he has AMX for his theater, he was told by a Best buy employee... "AMX? didn't they make cars in the 70's? that must be really old."

      Best buy is not where to go for advice or to ask questions. They will steer you wrong at every turn to try and get you to buy their product.

      Like being told, "Installing linux will void your warranty!" it wont, they cant, nowhere does it say that in the warranty documentation or in the extended warranty documentation.

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    49. Re:Sign me up... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why hasn't anybody come up with the Linux equivalent of the .dmg file?

      Linux had disk images for long before OS X did, and it's a terrible way of distributing software.

      Seriously, I think you've been brainwashed a bit by the Apple flashiness. Think about what's going on here:

      1. Click download link
      2. Open DMG file
      3. Drag app from DMG to Applications
      4. Drag DMG drive to trash
      5. Drag DMG file to trash
      6. Empty trash

      Every non-technical Mac user I know never gets to step 3. They get to step 2, say "Oh, there's my app!" and double-click it. Which means they run Firefox out of a disk image for years at a time, and never upgrade, because the DMG is read-only and Firefox won't auto-update itself.

      Compare to:

      1. Click the apt-url link
      2. Follow the instructions
      3. There is no step 3, nor any files to clean up.

      In other words, the reason there isn't the "Linux equivalent to the DMG file" is because what we have actually is better, and easier to use, when it works.

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    50. Re:Sign me up... by vivaelamor · · Score: 1

      I think a good idea would be some way of specifying a repo and package in a hyperlink

      I think most distributions (if not all) would see that as a big security no-no as well as a potential usability nightmare. Generally on support forums you are expected to tell people if you have a third party repository enabled and risk them washing their hands of the problem.

      That isn't to say you couldn't achieve something similar by a different route, but the systems in place now would hardly take such unintended use.

      I would advocate just letting the distributors handle it and encouraging them to allow for people managing select repositories of non-free software.

    51. Re:Sign me up... by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At any rate, does anyone think Microsoft is giving Linux too much publicity? There's people out there that wouldn't dream of running linux, and when they're asking questions wouldn't it be easier to say "I don't know, never heard of it" then have some tech person jump all over them with a barrage of answers?

      They tried that.
      First they ignored Linux. Kept saying it wasn't a threat.
      Then they ridiculed it.
      Now they are fighting it.

      You know what the next step is, right? (It's not PROFIT!, but it's not far either.)

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    52. Re:Sign me up... by FlyingBishop · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think the MS astroturfers have mod points.

      That's pretty clear. I've noticed it on Reddit a good bit too. At least there though, I don't think the administration has been bought out. After that Blizzard fanboy piece they ran the other week, Slashdot has me more than a little concerned.

    53. Re:Sign me up... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Wait until you have a problem with a library when you're making/installing an app, and it's a library that generally needs to be an older version (why wasn't it backwards compatible? who knows?), which is impossible because you have other apps that require the newer version."

      I'm not about to wait until hell freezes over. You see, in Linux, it is entirely common to have multiple different versions of shared libraries and they all coexist just fine. Every single point you made in every post in this thread was blatantly wrong, and shows that you are either a complete moron, haven't tried to use a decent Linux distribution in years, or are a straight M$ shill. Since you are offering up blatant lies about both Linux and Windows, and they all favor the virusOS, I'm betting on the latter.

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    54. Re:Sign me up... by tylerni7 · · Score: 1

      I think it's important that this NEVER happens.
      Would it be convenient? Oh sure, definitely, but that's when people start clicking on things they don't know, and accidentally installing viruses.
      Central repositories provide much more security, and if users have to take time to add the application's repositories to their own, or compile the software, maybe they'd think twice and make sure they aren't just downloading some sort of malware.

    55. Re:Sign me up... by vivaelamor · · Score: 1

      Every non-technical Mac user I know never gets to step 3. They get to step 2, say "Oh, there's my app!" and double-click it. Which means they run Firefox out of a disk image for years at a time, and never upgrade, because the DMG is read-only and Firefox won't auto-update itself.

      It's been such a long time since I used a Mac, that scenario never occurred to me. Priceless.

    56. Re:Sign me up... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      There are a shitload of applications out there that do not exist in either, and if you want them they suck monkey testicles to install.

      That's the fault of the application, not of the distro.

      For example, try installing Chrome on Ubuntu -- you click either the 32-bit link or the 64-bit link, and it Just Works. It also sets up a Google repository so that it will continue to auto-update, through the package manager.

      Your complaint would be somewhat like complaining because some Windows app demanded that you download and install Visual Studio Express first, then downloaded and compiled the source for it and several libraries it needs. It's certainly possible to make installation easier, but it's up to the app to do so.

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    57. Re:Sign me up... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Why would anybody develop a repository when all you have to do is Google it, clicky click the pretty blue link, and lo and behold it's installed (ignoring the plethora of security checks of course

      Because that's really fucking insecure, compared to a repository?

      Especially with .msi installs, way beyond anything I could find in Linux.

      What does an MSI do that Linux package managers don't?

      Because I can think of things Linux package managers do that MSIs don't.

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    58. Re:Sign me up... by pyr0r0ck3r · · Score: 1

      It's not being forced on employees. It's just a good deal - if you take the course, you get a full version of Windows 7 Ultimate for $10. If people actually drink the kool-aid, that's another problem entirely. Personally, I didn't even read the slides. Just went through and took the tests.

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    59. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Installs from repositories are fine, but there are a lot of interesting apps that never make it into repositories. For these you must compile them yourself, which can be flaky for one thing and for another the whole idea that you must compile it yourself is ridiculous. I'm actually a little bitter about it because there was a really cool sounding app I wanted to try, which had no equivalent that I could find, which I couldn't install because it required outdated libraries. Developement had apparently stalled and there were no upgrades to be coming any time soon. I wanted it because it was very similar to an app on a friend's Mac, and I wanted to show off Linux. Well, I didn't get to show off Linux because Linux couldn't do it, at least not on my setup.

      Why doesn't linux have something like OSX's .dmg install files? Those are dead simple to use, so easy I tend to use them the "hard" way (by double-clicking and running instead of dragging and dropping into the apps folder) because I'm used to Windows installs.

      All Linux really needs is program that builds one-click (or drag and drop, if you want to be fancy) install packages from the make/install scripts on the app writer's machine. Keep a copy of each necessary library (or even better just the portion of the library that the program uses) inside the package so there will never be an install issue, and make it easy for the app writers and the users both to use.

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    60. Re:Sign me up... by hairyfeet · · Score: 0, Troll

      This will probably get me modded to hell by the FLOSSies, but what the hell, I got karma up the wazoo. You guys want to know why it makes sense to push Windows over Linux on just about everything? One sentence-lack of a stable ABI.

      Walk into Best Buy, hell get online at their site and do a "virtual walkthrough". Can you tell which items will work in Linux, and which will be a royal PITA? Or which items worked in Ubuntu version X but got boned in Ubuntu version Y and now need major hoop jumping to get going? Nope, me neither, and that is the problem. Supporting Linux will bankrupt you, I know, because I have tried selling Linux quite a few times over the years, the last Ubuntu 9.04 IIRC( I suck at version numbers). There is simply NO way to tell your customers what peripherals are "safe" and will "just work" and which ones are just a giant PITA or will never work at all. It makes Linux a giant minefield where a wrong purchase equals a very expensive paperweight, and in 2009 there is just no damned excuse for it.

      Sadly I believe this will NEVER ever be fixed, because its cause is rooting in those that treat Linux like a religion, rather than an Operating system, ala RMS. In this extremist camp it is 100% "source code or nothing!" with the leader RMS going so far as to use a rare Loongson ARM netbook, because that was the only thing that could be found that fit his militant idea of "free". Meanwhile an OS that I truly believe could have easily overtaken OSX sales and be really giving MSFT a run for its money and driving innovation, simply languishes at a measly 1%, and it is just a damned shame.

      Just think about what an incredible game changer a stable ABI would be. Myself and all the other little mom and pop shops could have several models of Linux right beside the Windows machines, Best Buy, Staples, and Walmart would have no problems whatsoever with setting up Linux boxes for sale. Why would it be such a huge difference maker? Because retailers such as myself and them could tell customers to simply "look for the little fat penguin on the box" and know that with the penguin on the box it will "just work". Linux would no longer be the "research your living ass off before every purchase" and because the hardware manufacturers would be writing for the stable ABHI not only would the amount of Linux hardware shoot through the roof but the risk of "update foo broke my (insert hardware)" would be greatly diminished.

      So please FLOSSies, quit with the "it a M$ conspiracy!" crap, get away from the militants with the "source code or nothing!" stance, and demand a stable ABI. Because as we have seen the "source code or nothing!" stance gets you exactly that from the majority of hardware manufacturers.....nothing at all. It is simply a statistical impossibility for hackers in their basements to reverse engineer the incredible amounts of hardware being released weekly. Sadly I think this is part of the reason old hardware is popular in Linux, because it takes awhile to reverse engineer all the pieces to make a stable machine. In my own little informal study of walking around Best Buy, Staples, and Walmart and writing down what was for sale there was an average of 23-30% that would actually work in Linux. The rest would be a royal PITA if you even got it to work at all.

      Demand a stable ABI and upon its release I bet my last dollar that you won't be able to take 3 steps in those stores without bumping into something with a "little fat penguin" on the box, and guys like me will have just as many if not more Linux machines on the floor than Windows ones. Because the vast majority of hardware manufacturers, especially in the home markets, are NEVER gonna give you their code. It simply isn't in their best interests and it opens them up to the risk of litigation by patent trolls, which if you will notice the ones that have released source/specs (IBM, Intel, ATI, HP,etc) have huge patent warchests and more than enough money to crush most patent trolls. Will RMS pay my lawyer fees and indemnify me if I get sued

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    61. Re:Sign me up... by dotgain · · Score: 1

      Why would anybody develop a repository when all you have to do is Google it, clicky click the pretty blue link, and lo and behold it's installed (ignoring the plethora of security checks of course, making sure you really meant to install that piece of software).

      Because that's a big contributor to the amount of malware running on Windows machines.

    62. Re:Sign me up... by vivaelamor · · Score: 1

      It also sets up a Google repository so that it will continue to auto-update

      Geez, I really do NOT like the way they do that however user friendly it is. Enabling a third party repository should be like [insert intimate relationship reference here], not something so casual.

    63. Re:Sign me up... by bigtomrodney · · Score: 2, Informative

      That already exists and is centre-stage in a leading distribution:

      YMP (Yast MetaPackage)

      It's a nice idea, it's a bit better than floating rpms or debs but I don't know if I'm entirely sold on it. It's been around for a few years and I haven't seen any of the other distros picking it up, so that might say something about it. There is apturl but I know I've never used it or even had the opportunity.

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    64. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just read about the AARD code thanks to your .sig. I was around when that happened but didn't know anything of it until today. Very informative read there.

    65. Re:Sign me up... by RalphSleigh · · Score: 1

      Much like people downloading exes from all over the place now then, and being lucky if its a nice installer you can remove with add/remove programs. Using the central package manager to manage software installs would be a step up from what we have with windows now.

      Linux people can't claim installing software is so much simpler than windows because you just apt-get install AND discourage 3rd parties from using this system at the same time. If it ever hits the desktop big time, Linux will have to cope with www.joescoollinuxshareware.com

      For support and troubleshooting, lets add a mechanism to boot with only the distributions modules/packages loaded, and any software pulled from external repositories disabled, could call it safe mode or something....

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    66. Re:Sign me up... by turgid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If you want a "stable ABI" commit to a particular version of Red Hat, Ubuntu or SuSE. Or get Solaris.

    67. Re:Sign me up... by vivaelamor · · Score: 1

      most people aren't getting it preloaded

      Did I fall asleep and wake up in another lecture? Somebody pre-loads Linux?!

    68. Re:Sign me up... by willyd357 · · Score: 1

      One suggestion I do have to improve things for noobs would be to make Synaptic slightly friendlier (e.g. screenshots, etc).

      Synaptic does have screen shots, there just aren't many apps that actually have them yet. But I agree, it could stand to be a bit more user friendly.

    69. Re:Sign me up... by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      Promoting (even embellishment) is one thing...and none of the screen shots showed up when I looked at the article so I don't know how extreme this "course" is....telling outright lies about product is another. Some people who are less technically apt will actually trust Best Buy Employees to give them proper information so they can make an informed purchase.

    70. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Seriously, I think you've been brainwashed a bit by the Apple flashiness. Think about what's going on here:

      Click download link
      Open DMG file
      Drag app from DMG to Applications
      Drag DMG drive to trash
      Drag DMG file to trash
      Empty trash

      That's the hard way. The easy way is:

      1. Click download link
      2. Drag DMG file to Applications

      In Windows, it's:
      1. Click download link
      1.5. Click banner to allow download (only if you use IE and have your security settings set that way)
      2. Click "ok" to any security popups
      2.5 Enter admin password (only if the app is not following current MS best-practices for installing software)

      It's between two and four steps, tops, in Windows.

      And in Linux:

      1. See there is no apt-url link - curse (shit is common here)
      2. Search repository - curse again (often it escalates to fuck or some variation)
      3. Download tarball
      4. Create empty directory to extract tarball into
      5. Extract tarball
      6. Open terminal
      7. Navigate to the directory containing the compile scripts - curse because the tarball made a new directory with a ridiculous name
      8. Make the install with sudo, crossing your fingers that everything works as intended*
      9. Install the software with sudo (easier the second time you use it)**

      * A problem here and it can take 10 minutes to a couple of hours of troubleshooting to fix, may require knowledge of scripting

      ** A problem here and you may be fucked, unless of course you wish to re-write parts of the app that failed

      This scenario does not exist for OSX or Windows, but there is a lot of Linux software on SourceForge for which this scenario applies. Unless you only ever install software that Canonical approves you will eventually run into this problem, and doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of running Linux on the desktop? Isn't the whole point being free of what some corporation (evil or no) thinks you should use? The fact is, in the long run you're more free to install the software you want from whoever you want on a Windows box than on a Linux box, and that's just plain sad.

      In other words, the reason there isn't the "Linux equivalent to the DMG file" is because what we have actually is better, and easier to use, when it works.

      That's my whole point, there is a shitload of software out there that it does not work for. With Windows, there is no insane install method for people who aren't tied to whatever corporate install scheme (aka repositories) a particular distro uses.

      Worst case scenario for Windows is a zipped directory with some shortcuts to place on the desktop. Drop it into your program files and move the shortcuts over, and you're done. Nothing that can break.

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    71. Re:Sign me up... by timmarhy · · Score: 1, Insightful
      i don't think you know what unethical means. bestbuy sell stuff, this helps them sell it. it doesn't cause them to break any laws or bend any truths more then any other salesman in the history of selling. i don't see the conflict.

      reading some of the so called articles on /., not THAT is propaganda.

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    72. Re:Sign me up... by pohl · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Your response is either obtuse or ignorant. The post you're responding to is clearly not seeking an ABI that is merely stable for him, but rather an ABI that is consistent and stable for the entire platform. Suggesting that he sticks to one particular version for himself does nothing to enable him to walk into a store and know that any arbitrary piece of software would work on his system.

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    73. Re:Sign me up... by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This will probably get me modded to hell by the FLOSSies, but what the hell, I got karma up the wazoo.

      And this is where I stop reading. Saying things to this effect just so you look like a martyr and get modded up is about as old as sliced bread.

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    74. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Much like people downloading exes from all over the place now then, and being lucky if its a nice installer you can remove with add/remove programs. Using the central package manager to manage software installs would be a step up from what we have with windows now.

      The current standard in Windows is the MSI package - a fully self-contained script and container that holds all the necessary install files. Not many people use Wise or InstallShield any more, as MSI ties in to Add/Remove Programs, and includes Repair functionality. A repair or uninstall can be run from the MSI itself or from Add/Remove Programs. Downloading apps is a one-file affair, and installing is a double-click.

      I WISH Linux had something like MSI files.

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    75. Re:Sign me up... by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1, Informative
      ABI... what is ABI?

      Acquired brain injury? Agribusiness International? Advanced Bureau of Investigation? Alabama Bureau of Investigation? American Beverage Institute? American Biographical Institute? American Broadband Inc.? Anheuser-Busch InBev? Ankle-Brachial Index? Arabian Business International? Applied Biosystems? Association of British Insurers? Auditory brainstem implant? Association Biologique Internationale?

      Oh! You must mean Application binary interface, a low-level computer programming interface. Right, now it all makes sense.

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    76. Re:Sign me up... by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point, he;'s not about selling a corporate version with support, but selling things that people can buy, take home, plug in and at least have a good expectation that they will work.

      Go into a shop, but a webcam, take it home and find that the drivers don't work with the customer's version of Linux they run. You have no idea which one they run, it'll probably be Ubuntu but even then, which version?

      This is his complaint. If there was a stable ABI, then something that was tested and supported for v1 of Disto X would also work for v2. It'd also work for v1 of Disto Y.

      Now that doesn't make things perfect as some things will still break and be incompatible, but it would be an improvement. The same applies to a stable environment, the LSB tries to make things a little easier for developers, and admins so each distro doens't have silly incompatibilities like which directory they install some software, or which user id they run it (or even like Apache, the name of the software! httpd or apache?)

    77. Re:Sign me up... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      i don't think you know what unethical means.

      It means the slides are misleading at best and outright lies at worst.

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    78. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Both of which may be commonly used within various distributions and repositories, but stand-alone linux software does not use them, not that I've seen anyway. It's still the incredibly painful make/install combo.

      What I'm talking about is something like DMG files for Macs or MSI files for Windows. Nice and easy fall back install.

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    79. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is parent modded troll?

      Because he's a Jew.

    80. Re:Sign me up... by gbarules2999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That entire post could have been summed up by saying, "Release less often." Good advice, but dear lord, we get it already.

      Also, few things annoy me more than a post that not only assumes the community won't like it, but points it out in the first sentence. "I'm gunna get moded tro11." Cool. Congratulations. Does that make what you're about to say any more valid? No? Then delete the line.

    81. Re:Sign me up... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      I WISH Linux had something like MSI files.

      How about .deb files for apt and whatever the equivalent is for rpm?

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    82. Re:Sign me up... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      IIRC apturl depends on the item in question being in the repositories already.

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    83. Re:Sign me up... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      I think at one point there were a few Ubuntu-Dell laptops... I saw a classmate using Ubuntu on her laptop once but she didn't seem like the type to install Ubuntu all on her own.

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    84. Re:Sign me up... by miro+f · · Score: 1

      why is this post modded troll? it's absolutely correct. As much as people say "package managers solve everything", the truth is installing any software that is not packaged for your distribution in some way is a royal pain in the butt. The other main issue I have with Ubuntu (my linux distribution of choice) is that the software is stuck at a particular version. Why doesn't canonical put out firefox 3.5 and openoffice.org 3 for what is the latest Ubuntu?

      The number of times I've tried to run some little app and it actually turned out to be easier to download the windows version and then run it under WINE than it has to download the Linux version, it's quite shocking.

      What needs to happen to fix this solution?

      LSB is a good start. It needs to be expanded and used more.
      We need a unified repository system.
      We need an easy (one click) way of adding a repository and installing a package from it

      the ideal situation is one where a vendor needs to compile and package one linux version of their software. Put it in a repository that can be accessed by anyone. User just clicks the link and it installs the software, and the repo so that they get future updates. This system would be miles ahead of anything offered by Windows/Linux/Mac. There have been numerous attempts at solving this issue but what we need is a solution run and backed by the big boys (Red Hat, Canonical, Novell). Really if the solution works on all three of those distributions, it will work pretty much everywhere, and be supported by vendors.

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    85. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      For heaven's sake, it's 2009, why am I downloading and executing random, untrusted binaries from the Internet as the standard way to install software on Windows?

      Is it really any different clicking on an apt-url from some unfamiliar website? What about legitimate authors who didn't jump through the hoops to get their software into all the various repositories and packaging systems? Should they not be trusted simply because they didn't sign up with Canonical? Is that really the way you want all your Linux installs to be done? Through some Corporate machine that approves and certifies everything? If not, what's the difference between double clicking an MSI and .configure && make && install? If you aren't going to check out whether or not a package is harmful, you aren't going to check out whether or not the package is harmful. Making it harder to install software is not a form of security, it's just inconvenient and less usefull.

      Where I think you're confused is the library dependencies. Generally, when I download the source package, they'll also give me a list of '-dev' packages I need to install on Ubuntu.

      All those -dev packages? Those are libraries that need to be on your Linux box in order to make the program. If, for some reason, the program you are trying to install cannot use a newer version of a library and you need that library for other software, you're quite thoroughly fucked.

      And it's a hell of a lot easier to do than trying to compile something on Windows.

      Why the hell would you compile someone else's program in Windows? Unless you were contributing to an OSS project, then, well, you have to deal with it as you are in the extreme minority. EXTREME minority. It's hardly something you can hold against Windows, because software is not distributed that way in Windows.

      And dependencies. And reverse-dependencies. And automatic updates. And third-party repositories.

      MSI and DMG files have dependancies built in. There is nothing extra to install, it's all in there. Updates are a single extension file (with MSI files anyway). It's so simple you don't need repositories, but you could build one with a simple database if you wanted to.

      The absolute worst any modern desktop user has to do is run some commands -- that is, copy and paste something from a website into a commandline.

      Which is infinately more complicated than double clicking a scripted install package, and does not always work. I know, because a package I wanted I simply could not install because the dependancies it wanted were older than the ones I needed on my system, and it would not accept the newer packages. It was not a common app, there was nothing like it in the repository, and I could not find an alternative.

      What would you suggest for me now? Got any more commands that will magically fix a retarded install method?

      Somehow, I don't think that this is The One Thing(TM) that is holding Linux back. I'm going to say it's instead the lack of applications, the less-than-perfect Wine, the fact that it's unfamiliar, and the fact that most people aren't getting it preloaded.

      Of course it's not The One Thing(TM) holding Linux back, you'd have to be an idiot to think that. But you've got to have your blinders on pretty tight not to see that it would definitely improve the situation for Linux on the desktop.

      That it is unfamiliar is a copout - OSX was unfamiliar and it is the most popular form of Mac yet, and it has been steadily eating into MS's market share for years now. Linux has not. Vista was unfamiliar, and it was even extremely flawed at first, but it still does better than Linux because it is easier to use in spite of itself.

      Linux fails because it is difficult to use. Period. All the other stuff can be worked around, ease of use cannot be. Very few

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    86. Re:Sign me up... by TimSSG · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This will probably get me modded to hell by the FLOSSies, but what the hell, I got karma up the wazoo. You guys want to know why it makes sense to push Windows over Linux on just about everything? One sentence-lack of a stable ABI.

      Wow, did windows built stop using ever newer version of Visual Studio?
      Or, did they switch to an non-Visual Studio compiler?


      Because Visual Studio ABI for C++ changes with each version of Visual Studio.
      I like GCC where the ABI is more stable.

      Tim S.

    87. Re:Sign me up... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      All Linux really needs is program that builds one-click (or drag and drop, if you want to be fancy) install packages from the make/install scripts on the app writer's machine. Keep a copy of each necessary library (or even better just the portion of the library that the program uses) inside the package so there will never be an install issue, and make it easy for the app writers and the users both to use.

      If the author of the app cared enough, he could have done that with bash scripts. Something like this:

      #!/bin/bash
      apt-get install libfoo libbar libbaz libetc || [install the included source files for the libraries] ./configure

      make

      gksu make install || kdesu make install

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      $ make available
    88. Re:Sign me up... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      Goddam previews don't work!:

      #!/bin/bash
      apt-get install libfoo libbar libbaz libetc || [install the included source files for the libraries]

      ./configure

      make

      gksu make install || kdesu make install

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    89. Re:Sign me up... by vadim_t · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Go into a shop, but a webcam, take it home and find that the drivers don't work with the customer's version of Linux they run. You have no idea which one they run, it'll probably be Ubuntu but even then, which version?

      Things don't work like that in Linux.

      You don't insert a CD with webcam software. If webcam is already supported by the kernel, then you plug it in, and it works without any extra messing with stuff. The "if" is of course the problem, but if there's no driver in a recent distro then it's quite likely none exists at all. Fortunately webcam support is very good these days and I've never heard of a webcam that didn't work.

      Regading "which version", it doesn't matter. Ubuntu/Kubuntu/Xubuntu all support the same hardware. Other distributions of a similar date are unlikely to show any significant differences. You can often see Linux logos on network cards, because the driver is in the kernel, so all distributions get it from there.

      Linux does things differently here, and frankly I prefer the Linux way.

      The Windows way is: The manufacturer provides their own software and driver, possibly for hardware that's not really their own. Manufacturers like Logitech often sell cameras not only by their technical specs but by the software included with them. For instance, the more expensive Logitech cameras have software that will let you stick a beard on your webcam image in Mr. Potato head style, even though the ability has nothing to do with the webcam itself.

      The Linux way is: The chip manufacturer's (hopefully) provides specs. Kernel supports the chip, supporting at once both the Logitech and the Creative webcams using the same hardware, possibly covering 10 different webcams with the same driver. This means that the users of all of those get unified, and if Logitech contributes a bug fix, Creative users get it too. The kernel provides the same interface for all webcams, so that so long it works, the software doesn't care what you have. If you want to stick a beard on yourself, you look for a program that will do that on Linux (haven't looked), which will work both with the most expensive and the cheapest USB1 webcam you can find.

      And that's what I like about the Linux way: The webcam is just hardware and works and such. It doesn't come with some gaudy and buggy piece of software to change settings. Every webcam works with the system in exactly the same way.

    90. Re:Sign me up... by Bralkein · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I don't really agree with what you're saying, but you make a fair point so that's fine. However:

      So please FLOSSies, quit with the "it a M$ conspiracy!" crap

      Even if what you said is correct, if MS are being a bunch of underhanded arseholes then I think Linux/Free software people have the right to blast them for it. If Microsoft have concocted a scheme to feed lies to people trying to make an informed purchasing decision (and some of the things they say are patent lies) then it doesn't matter if Linux has no stable ABI or even if Linux kills your pet dog, MS are in the wrong and people can reasonably call them out on it if they want to.

    91. Re:Sign me up... by strangedays · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I think the poster has a significant point.

      I have been a linux user for many years, various distros; I recently decided to get myself an up to date Ubuntu capable laptop, that would run wifi, etc without 4 hours of installing ndiswrapper or other weird stuff from odd sites.

      Clearly I can order a box from a specialized builder, but I was curious to see of that could be bypassed, apparently not.

      So far I estimate I have spent at least 4 hours trying to identify a laptop I can simply walk in and buy from Sams Club, or any major store, and expect it to run Ubuntu and have the devices work.

      This is not something Jo Internet should even attempt, or be expected to figure out.

      Hardware compatibility lists are basically obscure and useless, and often outdated. The detail is way inadequate.

      I like many HP laptop boxes (price quality choice mix is good), but there are so many variants and so little detail on the installed chipsets, no sane person should try to figure it out. Both dell and HP seem to have recently (quietly) walked away from providing ready to go linux on their sites.

      So what does the linux community expect Jo Internet to do, randomly buy a laptop and hope it works, until an update breaks it silently?

      My Girlfriend (yes, really) recently had a working laptop (HP Pavilion) with working wifi connection (probably the most critical item for most laptop users) which was silently broken by an Ubuntu upgrade. It took me several hours to find the necessary changes, download stuff and fix the driver, security is unavailable. Not acceptable and not someting Jo Internet will do.

      I agree with the posters comment that the purist view of open source is impractical in the real business workld of patents and hostile trolls.

      If there there was a usable and stable binary interface, and the distro's included the install of closed source drivers, then rational self interest will take over and the hardware manufacturers will release drivers, to enable increased sales of their gadgets.

      Clearly there will be anticompetitive actions, which will probably be quietly ignored by our open source hostile and arguably incompetent/corrupt DOJ, (the ludicrous never ending failure of the war on drugs shows the DOJ has no idea what supply and demand even means). Supply and demand always wins in the end. Anticompetitive actions don't really matter in the long run, unless we choose to think they do.

      The problem is not linux, or any distro, or the boot, or the desktop, or Gnome vs KD; The problem is that the wise and ancient Self Appointed Benevolent Dictators For Life have slowly become Self Appointed Barriers to Success.

      This is a common problem in any form of endeavour, when successful it can grow far beyond the capabilites of the original inventors;

      Dear SABDFL's, you have won, the future is going to be open, so take the bows, polish up your egos, do the lecture circuit, write books, FOSS is here to stay, many thanks; now, please let the rest of us do business in the real world.

      Please don't misunderstand me, I am not saying we give up the ideals of open source software and the real freedoms and security it provides.

      Is enabling closed (redistributable) device drivers a slippery slope?

      Not really, it is a necessary evil, so lets not get paranoid, just allow it carefully in the legal licensing and Distros.

      I agree with parent post that we need to provide a hybrid? closed source + open source license structure and a usable Binary Interface, so hardware manufactureres have the business incentives to provide working

      We all want Jo Internet to walk into a store, look for the fat penguin on the box and know the gadget will just work.

      Eventually, there will have been so many boxes sold because of the fat penguin, that business folks may be willing to open source drivers, if that really even matters, (it does not matter to Jo Internet); but until that bright shiny morning arrives, we should simply make it a no brainer for the device driver manufacturers to release working drivers, because it increases their profits.

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    92. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      How is this post a Troll? I've used Linux off and on for years, these aren't talking points or even linux bashing, this an honest critique from a former Linux user.

      Installing non-repository software is one of a couple reasons I switched back to Vista (after having a horrible experience, naturally). Fortunately for me, in the year I used Linux as my desktop, Vista improved significantly. It would take quite a bit to get me to switch back now.

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    93. Re:Sign me up... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      That's my whole point, there is a shitload of software out there that it does not work for.

      That is: There's a shitload of software out there that chooses not to work with it.

      Worst case scenario for Windows is a zipped directory with some shortcuts to place on the desktop.

      And some registry hacks. And some things you may have to manually compile. And a third-party tweak to make it work in Vista or Win7.

      You're right that Windows is more unified. You're wrong that this is somehow the fault of Linux, or the distro, or some lack of functionality.

      Again:

      1. See there is no apt-url link - curse (shit is common here)

      Have you ever tried to install a Windows app and found there's no exe, or msi?

      That's the difference -- it's the app's own fault.

      And the right way to deal with it is to go bother the app in question, not post pointless rants on Slashdot about how "Linux" is broken. It's a bit like saying Windows is broken because of identity theft.

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    94. Re:Sign me up... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      It's easy enough to disable, and won't re-enable on its own. And they indicate how to do so right there on the homepage.

      This is pretty much par for the course, for any end-user-oriented app. Firefox auto-updates itself, on Windows and OS X.

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    95. Re:Sign me up... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      at one point

      Really? Let me Google that for you.

      Yes, they are still selling Ubuntu boxes.

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    96. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      The problem is people don't use them, or whoever wrote the program only used one or the other. It is certainly better if the author bothered to package it in one or the other, but Linux geeks are so used to .configure && make && install that they don't bother to do the extra step and package it for a less technical user.

      I'm just fine compiling a program, when it works anyway. I just think it's stupid that I need to. If you think that's where Linux gets its security, you're kidding yourself.

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    97. Re:Sign me up... by jack455 · · Score: 1

      I haven't tried it in a while as I'm on Fedora right now and otherwise use Arch, but I think deb is as bad as rpm/yum for local files. I occasionally download a rpm and do

      $ su -c 'yum localinstall some.rpm'

      I would like that built into a gui package manager. If not for me than for people I recommend linux to. How do you locally install a deb file that isn't in a repo?

      I do have to say that yum uninstalls rpms better and more consistently than windows does for msi's

    98. Re:Sign me up... by RalphSleigh · · Score: 1

      MSIs are nice, and even better when deployed with group policy. The only issue for users is download and click on an MSI is pretty much identical to download and click on an exe that looks like a MSI but is not.

      Looking through my downloads folder on windows, I have 100s of exes and zips/rars, but only maybe 10 or so MSIs (Apache, Steam, Quake live, TortoiseSVN, Handbrake), clearly their use is far from universal (are the tools required to produce them expensive?)

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    99. Re:Sign me up... by chill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, I disagree. Webcam drivers and the like DO NOT BELONG IN THE KERNEL. The V4L (or V4L2) ABI should be stable enough where vendors can provide userland drivers and the kernel people shouldn't be worrying about it AT ALL. Specific device drivers have no business being in kernel space. The various ABIs should be stable over the major version numbers: 2.4.x, 2.6.x, etc. The current way is dangerous, sloppy and one of the major reasons Linux has issues like this with off-the-shelf hardware.

      I mean, they did that for printers, why not every other piece of hardware?

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    100. Re:Sign me up... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is it really any different clicking on an apt-url from some unfamiliar website?

      Yes.

      An apt-url is a URL to a package that is already in the repository, which means at least there's some minimal assurance that someone associated with Ubuntu or Canonical has looked at it, and some strong assurance that it hasn't been modified since then.

      What about legitimate authors who didn't jump through the hoops to get their software into all the various repositories and packaging systems? Should they not be trusted simply because they didn't sign up with Canonical?

      Pretty much. Ubuntu is community-maintained, and it's really not that difficult to at least get into the "universe" repository.

      Of course, unlike the iPhone, it's always possible for the user to go around this, and I agree, it could be made easier than it is -- but it is pretty easy. I gave an example somewhere here involving Chrome -- it's a deb which sets up a repository as it's installed.

      Now, you could make the case that downloading a random deb from the Internet is just as bad as downloading a random exe. But the point is, the capability is there if it's needed -- and most often, it makes much more sense to use something from an already-trusted repository.

      All those -dev packages? Those are libraries that need to be on your Linux box in order to make the program. If, for some reason, the program you are trying to install cannot use a newer version of a library and you need that library for other software, you're quite thoroughly fucked.

      Well, no, it's just gotten harder. Generally, you can pass an argument to ./configure to tell it where to find headers, and there can easily be multiple versions of a library installed -- that's why the .so files have version numbers on them.

      I also can't remember the last time that happened to me.

      MSI and DMG files have dependancies built in.

      This has two major disadvantages:

      First, it's just extra space, bandwidth, RAM, and cache. That last one is still not cheap.

      And second, it makes it difficult to globally patch a vulnerability in such a library. Example: OpenSSL is likely to be used in a number of packages. The only way to patch it in all packages on, say, OS X, is to not bundle it and pray Apple includes it in the OS -- then it'll be handled by Software Update.

      Updates are a single extension file (with MSI files anyway).

      What does "extension file" mean, in this case?

      And where is the option for me to tell my system to update all MSI-based apps I have installed?

      I'm fairly sure this does not exist for OS X apps.

      What would you suggest for me now? Got any more commands that will magically fix a retarded install method?

      Contact the maintainer?

      Your complaint here is that it doesn't work with newer libraries. But this is, again, similar to expecting a Win98 app to work in Windows 7. It often will, but sometimes it doesn't. Even when Microsoft pours blood, sweat, and tears into backwards compatibility, it's often working around a bug in the original app.

      It's also worth mentioning (again) that the blame for this falls squarely on the shoulders of the app developer. Just as you would scream bloody murder if a Windows app required you to download Visual Studio Express and compile from source -- but you wouldn't be blaming Microsoft.

      Of course it's not The One Thing(TM) holding Linux back, you'd have to be an idiot to think that. But you've got to have your blinders on pretty tight not to see that it would definitely improve the situation for Linux on the desktop.

      I agree that the situation could be improved.

      However, the methods most people suggest amount to "Copy Windows" or "Copy OS X", which would be a serious regression in many wa

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    101. Re:Sign me up... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Over it? Naw. This is going to be the year of the Linux desktop. You wait and see. I just know it ...

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    102. Re:Sign me up... by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

      It's completely unethical for bestbuy to go along with microsoft on pushing this course onto their employees. Though I can't say I'm surprised.

      It is not unethical for a vendor to train a retailer's employees on the selling points of the vendor's products, or for the retailer to require its employees to attend such training. This has been common practice for decades. Given the cut throat nature of some of the businesses involved, were there anything unethical, illegal, immoral or otherwise untoward in this practice, the point would have been made a long time ago

      What is stupid, though still not unethical, is raising negative points about the competition to counter with positive about the vendor's products. Doing so tends to appear desperate and mean spirited. If you can't say something good about them and raise it with a better rating on your product, you should just not talk about the other at all. Of course this is sales technique as taught and practised by decent retailers. One shouldn't expect that sort of thing from Best Buy.

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    103. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      That is: There's a shitload of software out there that chooses not to work with it.

      Wrong, they choose not to use the particular software distribution method of your particular distro, and there are a dozen out there so you can hardly blame them.

      And some registry hacks. And some things you may have to manually compile. And a third-party tweak to make it work in Vista or Win7.

      Bullshit. If the app in question does not use an install package, then it is completely self contained. At most it will use some files within its own directory. If you need to make registry hacks or install new DLLs to make it work, it means you are copying it directly from an install folder which was created via an installer at some earlier point. That means you are either pirating it, or you lost your install disk/file. In either case, you're a dumbass and it's no fault of Windows you have to potentially ruin your machine to get the software to work. I don't know WHAT the fuck you're doing if you have to compile parts of the app. That happens in Linux, not Windows.

      You're right that Windows is more unified. You're wrong that this is somehow the fault of Linux, or the distro, or some lack of functionality.

      I never said it was the fault of Linux, but it is definitely a lack of functionality and it is definitely the fault of the Linux community.

      Have you ever tried to install a Windows app and found there's no exe, or msi?

      Honestly? No. Never. And I've been a Windows user since 3.1 and Dos, you know, back when it was like "Oh neat, a GUI! Now, lets close that and get to a command line so we can actually do stuff."

      And the right way to deal with it is to go bother the app in question, not post pointless rants on Slashdot about how "Linux" is broken. It's a bit like saying Windows is broken because of identity theft.

      No, the right way to deal with it is come up with a simpler way to install packages without requiring the approval of your favorite corporate repository owner. I sure as hell am not going to do that though, I just switched back to Windows and saved myself the effort.

      Getting all defensive about how a flaw in the useability of Linux should not be fixed for some stupid reason or another is one of the reasons the Linux is still not mainstream. I am a very technical computer user, but I'm also not into torturing myself or doing more work than I need to just to use my damn computer. If -I- have a problem with using Linux, you can bet your ass the vast majority of non-technical users will have a problem using it as well.

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    104. Re:Sign me up... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I see. "Stable ABI" is the new "Gimp doesn't support CMYK".

      Both false, of course -- CMYK is supported by each and every color printer driver, plus color separation plugins, Linux ABI is stable enough that Quake 3 runs on any current x86 Linux box, neither has even a slightest degree of relevance for users.

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    105. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is enabling closed (redistributable) device drivers a slippery slope?

      The driver and thus kernel will crash; no one will or can fix it; Linux will suck instead of the hardware.

      So yes, it's a slippery slope. In reality it can be avoided, but it may happen.

    106. Re:Sign me up... by gbarules2999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Jo Internet is never going to install an operating system anyway, so why does it matter?

    107. Re:Sign me up... by gbarules2999 · · Score: 1

      And considering CentOS is running five year old software, we can safely assume that the rest of the Linux ecosystem (aside from some Slacking/Gentooing exceptions) can do this as well. I don't know what the parent is talking about, given PackageKit, Pirut, Add/Remove in Ubuntu, you name it.

    108. Re:Sign me up... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 0, Troll

      I think the poster has a significant point.

      I think, you ARE the parent poster replying to yourself.

      I recently decided to get myself an up to date Ubuntu capable laptop, that would run wifi, etc without 4 hours of installing ndiswrapper

      If you need 4 hours to install a package, something is seriously wrong with you.

      or other weird stuff from odd sites.

      You mean, Windows drivers, right?

      Wow, Windows astroturfers switched to attacking Ubuntu -- a distribution that is their actual competitor in consumer desktops and laptops, as opposed to relying on misdirection. Too bad for them, they have big fat nothing against Ubuntu -- as far as consumer OS distributions are concerned, it's miles ahead of them.

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    109. Re:Sign me up... by gbarules2999 · · Score: 1

      Mod up. If Linux has any weaknesses, this is it.

    110. Re:Sign me up... by gbarules2999 · · Score: 1

      Well, the whole "I had to compile" part was a little off. Most software does come in a package that ISN'T the source code. Aside from that, you were dead on.

      I think that the "I know what Linux needs better than anyone else" tone kind of pisses people off, but that's just me.

    111. Re:Sign me up... by arevos · · Score: 1

      Sadly I believe this will NEVER ever be fixed, because its cause is rooting in those that treat Linux like a religion, rather than an Operating system, ala RMS.

      But Stallman does not develop the Linux kernel; Linus Torvalds does. The lack of a stable ABI is not for religious reasons, but for technical ones.

    112. Re:Sign me up... by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The reason I added that is I have found if I don't instead of having a discussion on the subject i get 30 posts that are a variation of "M$ suxorz! U is teh newbz! CLI is leet and roxorz! Go back to Windblowz LOL!" and I have found putting that line at the first seems to take some of the fun out of it therefor the twitters don't spambomb the post. Sorry if it offends you, but if there weren't so many zealots of ALL camps here, and instead of mod wars we could all discuss things rationally, then it wouldn't be necessary.

      And I still stand by my post. Does anyone honestly think you could walk up to the geek squad guy or the guy working the counter at Wally World and say "which items here work with Linux?" and they would have a fricking clue? That is why I won't sell Linux, even though I think for my customers that simply surf and watch vids it would be a better solution. Because there is simply no way for me to tell them which items are safe to buy for their PC, and which are not. With a stable ABI I would have Linux boxes on my shelves RIGHT NOW, as I could simply tell them "you see this cute fat penguin? Yeah, isn't he cute? His name is Tux the Linux penguin. Just look for Tux on the side of the box and you are good to go".

      And this has NOTHING to do with releases. Because if they only released every three years but insisted on making everything from the kernel on up a moving target, like it is now, then it simply would be just as worthless than if they released every week. With a stable ABI it wouldn't matter what you did to the kernel, because I wouldn't have to worry about that, only the ABI. More improtantly with Windows I can hand it to them knowing that every single item sold in Best Buy, Staples, and Walmart all "just work". No research, no "device foo is broken by update Y", no crawling forums before every purchase, it all just works. There is NO REASON why in 2009 Linux couldn't be the same, with a stable ABI I am willing to bet my last dollar that you would see little Tux logos spring up on everything.

      But ultimately the choice is up to the community. Only by throwing a shitfit and demanding a stable ABI will this ever change. if it stays the same as it is now I predict we will be talking in 2015 about "next year is the year of the Linux desktop" while Linux sits at 2% and Win8 is on everything. And guys like me STILL won't be able to sell Linux machines, because even buying the simplest piece of hardware at retail will be a giant minefield for the customer. I believe Linux has what it takes to be a real force in the desktop market, and spur real change and innovation. But this will happen ONLY if guys like me and retailers like Best Buy can tell their customers "look for the Tux penguin on the box" instead of "I have no clue whether that will work or not. You will have to go to forum X and research it". In 2009 this is simply inexcusable, and will continue to keep Linux in the basement adoption wise.

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    113. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      An apt-url is a URL to a package that is already in the repository, which means at least there's some minimal assurance that someone associated with Ubuntu or Canonical has looked at it, and some strong assurance that it hasn't been modified since then.

      That's half my gripe. This is OSS and Linux, it's supposed to be all about choice, but the answer is to trust some corporation who, frankly, I don't know much about? Honestly?

      And if it's easy to get in to Universe, you're security argument is out the window because it won't be hard to fool whover is checking the software as it comes in. It's sort of a catch-22, it's very difficult to make it easy enough for everyone to use and still be very secure. That's the problem with the iPhone, and security is critical for their platform. If it is really as easy to get an app into Universe as you suggest, then all your security amounts to is that it feels good that someone looked at it once. It's not even worth as much as putting an app's name through google to see if anybody is screaming "Virus!" or "Spyware!". A repository should never replace safe software habits, and you're reducing your security if you solely rely on Canonical to keep you safe.

      Well, no, it's just gotten harder. Generally, you can pass an argument to ./configure to tell it where to find headers, and there can easily be multiple versions of a library installed -- that's why the .so files have version numbers on them.

      You're making my point for me with this one. That it is more difficult does not improve security. This has been proven time and time again. What improves security is being aware of what you are installing and where it comes from. Why isn't there a script that takes care of the ./configure, make, and install, and deals with any library version issues for me? That's essentially what MSI does, it does not bloat the install like you seem to think, libraries are small and the MSI carries them with it, so if it needs one it can install it.

      What I want is essentially what I just described - I want a scripted container that holds the entire package, and when run it does the configure, make, and install all at once. It should be able to recognize and correct dependancy issues on the fly. MSI does this. DMG does this. Linux should be able to do this.

      Except, not in this way. The reason this is "easy" is because it follows a familiar Windows model -- just download it -- and removes the step of "run an installer".

      The reason it is easy is because *drumroll* IT'S EASY!!! Are you honestly trying to suggest that double clicking an install file or dragging and dropping an install file is somehow only easier than the mess of configure/make/compile simply because it is familiar? Really? Now you're just not being intellectually honest.

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    114. Re:Sign me up... by rnaiguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Fortunately webcam support is very good these days and I've never heard of a webcam that didn't work.

      HAHAHAHAHA!

      I spent ~3 months trying to get my philips webcam working in Ubuntu 9.04. By the end of it, I had only managed to get it to show an image that looks like the output of an infrared camera, and a blank screen in skype. In the end I had to go back to my older webcam, which still requires me to run skype with a script to preload some v4l component.

      The webcam support is getting better, but it sure as hell needs work.

      Lets not even start on the hell i went through this last week getting my tv tuner working, which was "supported" according to linuxtv.org.

      I still prefer linux, but every time i go through something like this, a part of me wishes I had gone for dual-booting with windows.

      These are the kinds of things I think people will want to do more and more with their computers in the future, and if the linux setup experience is not easy, people won't want to deal with it and retailers sure as hell won't want to deal with all the complaints and tech support.

    115. Re:Sign me up... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1
      • This will probably get me modded to hell by the FLOSSies
      • Sadly I believe this will NEVER ever be fixed, because its cause is rooting in those that treat Linux like a religion, rather than an Operating system, ala RMS.

      You do know that RMS would call it "GNU/Linux", right? If you're going to slam the man, at least do so accurately.

      LK

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    116. Re:Sign me up... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      How is this post a Troll? I've used Linux off and on for years, these aren't talking points or even linux bashing, this an honest critique from a former Linux user.

      You are not a "former Linux user".

      Installing non-repository software is one of a couple reasons I switched back to Vista (after having a horrible experience, naturally).

      The second one was ending the one-hour "getting familiar with Linux so you can pretend you know" course you got at your marketing company.

      Fortunately for me, in the year I used Linux as my desktop, Vista improved significantly. It would take quite a bit to get me to switch back now.

      Except, of course, Vista didn't change at all, it had two service packs with minor fixes.

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    117. Re:Sign me up... by westlake · · Score: 1

      You know what the next step is, right? (It's not PROFIT!, but it's not far either.)

      The Net Applications stats for August have Win 7 at 1.18% and Linux at 0.94%. Operating System Market Share

      The developer-oriented w3Schools OS Platform Stats show Linux at 4.2% and Win 7 at 2.5%.

      But Win 7 went from 0% to 2.5% in eight months. - and it got there with zero OEM system installs.

      It took Linux six damn years to claw its way up from 2% to 4%.

    118. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Looking through my downloads folder on windows, I have 100s of exes and zips/rars, but only maybe 10 or so MSIs (Apache, Steam, Quake live, TortoiseSVN, Handbrake), clearly their use is far from universal (are the tools required to produce them expensive?)

      Most everything commercial now-days will be in the form of an MSI, unless it's an older program with a semi-custom install mechanism that the author hasn't bothered to update.

      The basic tools are free, Microsoft used to ship the MSI package builder with versions of Windows Server for a while, I know they passed it off to another company for a while. I'm not sure if they took it back or what, but there are a number of free tools to build and edit MSI packages. As MSI's are now the standard MS method of installing apps, Visual Studio has MSI building capabilities built in, as do a number of other IDE's. There are a plethora of commercial apps that go beyond MS's tools.

      The most common way to build an MSI for a dev environment without the capability built in is to take a snapshot of the machine before the app is installed, install it via your normal, oldschool method, then take a snapshot of it afterwards. The MSI is built based on the differences, and it catches everything an application will use that is not included in the base install. Naturally this means you need a very clean install of Windows to start, but the process is simple.

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    119. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is thing called 'context'. Look it up.

    120. Re:Sign me up... by koxkoxkox · · Score: 1

      Just tried it, I downloaded one and clicked on it and KPackage opened up, offering me to install it.

    121. Re:Sign me up... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      since i gave M$ advice, I'll tell Linux how to beat M$: make a app store. I know, stupidly obvious, but there isn't one built into ubuntu. Needs to be as simple as iTunes Store, and everything just needs to just work, no compiling code or anything crazy. Fill it with tons of free software and M$ product equivalents like OpenOffice.

      In other words, a Web interface for apt that presents your distribution's repositories in a browsable and searchable store-type format. That actually sounds like a really good idea. Shame I don't have the programming skills needed to create something like this (my dreams of being a mighty computer programmer slowly fizzled out long ago...along with pretty much every other great ambition I ever had during my youth. Damn middle age apathy.)

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    122. Re:Sign me up... by jra · · Score: 2, Interesting

      OV-519 JPEG based cams are a bit of a bitch to get working; no one wants to put JPEG code in the kernel.

      Someone does RPM it for SuSE, but the hunt took me almost 2 hours.

      But, really, the problem here is that you're going to the wrong Best Buy stores.

      Heh.

    123. Re:Sign me up... by gbarules2999 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're so fast to argue and attack that you've forgotten that I agree with you. I suspect most of Slashdot would as well, despite what you may assume.

      While I agree with your discussions of the stable API, I disagree that it is the cause of Linux' downfall. Linux will not win any time soon, not because of any technical reason, but because Microsoft controls the entire computer market. Stable API will not change that fact. Device support, which is very good at this point, will also not change this fact. Maybe device creators would care enough to slap a Tux logo on their device if most of the computer consumers weren't ignorant and couldn't tell you the difference between a stick of RAM and a pop tart. Even if Linux had a stable API that was easy to code for, I doubt may device creators would care, because their users are all in Windows, completely oblivious to anything else that might be occurring around them.

      And you're wrong - whining about "I"LL GET MODDED DOWN TROLL" is just a lame, idiotic line that only makes you look like you're sticking your neck out to piss someone off, which, of course, is the very definition of a troll. I'm sick and tired of this new fad that Slashdot seems is goes through, which is mostly a mentality that everyone here thinks Linux is perfect. No, they don't. Nobody does. The fanboys might argue that there is some validity and play the devil's advocate, but in the long run you're basically alienating yourself from everyone that might potentially agree with you, which is everybody. What we need is some quiet, calm discussion of Linux' flaws that doesn't involve flaming or pre-emptive flaming, neither of which is going to happen because everyone who doesn't use Linux on Slashdot seems to think all Linux users consider their operating system perfect. Yelling "FIRE" before there's a fire is just stupid.

      While we're on that topic, Linux' flaws:

      -Audio is a mess, and Pusleaudio is not the band-aid that will cure it; at least not in the state it is in. It doesn't help that distros can't package it correctly, but there are too many switches and levels for even the most simple of tasks.
      -Package management is wonderful, but we need to standardize the damn things. I vote for Apt-RPM. Choice is good and wonderful, but not when it is considering package formats. Just pick one so we can finally just post a "Linux" binary on the web that works with every package management system seamlessly. How kick ass would that be?

      These two can be fixed now, and if anyone's awake at Red Hat, Debian or Canonical I suspect they will be. After that, Linux must simply wait and bide its time, adding features and fixing bugs until a government agency wakes up and slaps Microsoft for their ridiculous monopolistic behaviour they've gotten away with for decades. The missing link is the OEM's (who have all been bullied or paid into submission), because the average user won't install Linux on their machine anyway - no matter how easy it is, most users don't understand the concept because they've been taught that computers = Windows. Until the point where ignorance is no longer accepted, nobody can crack the barrier, and Linux will not win.

    124. Re:Sign me up... by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      I did - hence all the definitions. My point was that it wasn't immediately clear. It's always good form to define three letter acronyms (TLAs) before you use them. No trolling intended, folks.

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    125. Re:Sign me up... by koxkoxkox · · Score: 1

      Hum, open source source software releasing binary for Windows, but nothing like a .deb ?

    126. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, sorry. That wouldn't work.

      This "Linux doesn't have a stable ABI" idea is bullshit. There are really only three types of device you'll ever have trouble with in Linux - video cards, wireless cards, and printers. Drivers for everything else are in the kernel, are maintained by the kernel developers, and continue to work just fine.

      Most video cards require proprietary drivers. These are a major pain in the ass, and not because of a lack of a stable ABI (they interface with X, rather than the kernel). Manufacturers of wireless cards go out of their way to break their devices every few months, and none of them even attempt to provide a Linux driver - providing a stable ABI wouldn't help if they're fundamentally non-cooperative. The typical excuse is something about FCC regulations. As for printers, they're user-space only. The ABI available for them is CUPS, which is both relatively stable, and the exact same printing system used by Mac OS X. The result? Plenty of manufacturers supporting OS X, but only one actively supporting Linux.

    127. Re:Sign me up... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      they choose not to use the particular software distribution method of your particular distro, and there are a dozen out there so you can hardly blame them.

      My distro is Ubuntu, and most software at least contains instructions for how to install on Ubuntu.

      Again, you're suggesting standardizing around something -- why not the debian package manager?

      I think we could do better, but I think as it stands, apt and dpkg are already better than Windows. And Ubuntu is by far the most popular distro, so if you were going to target a distro, it seems like this would be the one to hit.

      Then again, there are tools which will automatically build a deb, an rpm, and a tarball.

      Bullshit. If the app in question does not use an install package, then it is completely self contained. At most it will use some files within its own directory. If you need to make registry hacks or install new DLLs to make it work, it means you are copying it directly from an install folder which was created via an installer at some earlier point.

      Or it means the installer was poorly written. And yes, I have had this happen.

      Have you ever tried to install a Windows app and found there's no exe, or msi?

      Honestly? No.

      That contradicts your mention of a zipfile.

      No, the right way to deal with it is come up with a simpler way to install packages without requiring the approval of your favorite corporate repository owner.

      Who said anything about "corporate"? And again,

      Getting all defensive about how a flaw in the useability of Linux should not be fixed for some stupid reason or another is one of the reasons the Linux is still not mainstream.

      You are missing the point.

      I agree, it should be better. You've pointed out some situations which really should be improved.

      However, your proposed solution makes things worse, not better. I would prefer a forever non-mainstream Linux to the bastardization that would be downloading random binaries from a Google search.

      If you're interested in providing constructive criticism, tell me how we can keep the strengths of the repository system while also gaining the one-click you're suggesting.

      I am a very technical computer user, but I'm also not into torturing myself or doing more work than I need to just to use my damn computer.

      Neither am I, it's why I switched away from Windows in the first place.

      If -I- have a problem with using Linux, you can bet your ass the vast majority of non-technical users will have a problem using it as well.

      Sounds good. Except it's also arrogant and wrong.

      The vast majority of non-technical users don't need to be downloading random pieces of software from the Internet, and are better off not doing so. They like the App Store for the iPhone, so I don't see how add/remove programs on Ubuntu is worse.

      You have a harder time because you try to do more with your computer than the average non-technical user needs.

      For example: Would you ever use the Chrome OS? I wouldn't. But I'd certainly recommend it to my grandmother. Less locally-installed software means less she can screw up.

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    128. Re:Sign me up... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      I bet you're not bothered that your favorite 'journalists' are fed training videos as well..

      yeah... its a joke to distort the truth and promote deception of consumers for profit.

    129. Re:Sign me up... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      This is OSS and Linux, it's supposed to be all about choice, but the answer is to trust some corporation who, frankly, I don't know much about?

      Only because you haven't researched it much. All of the Ubuntu source is online, and their process is generally transparent, as is their issue tracker, etc etc.

      And if it's easy to get in to Universe, you're security argument is out the window because it won't be hard to fool whover is checking the software as it comes in.

      It makes the security weaker, but not gone.

      For example: Suppose I want to install Firefox. I know about Firefox already, and I know I trust it. On Windows, I would have to go to mozilla.com and download a binary -- which opens me up to a MITM attack, or to someone having compromised mozilla.com, or me mistyping the name, etc etc.

      On Linux, I go to my package manager and type "firefox". I now have some assurance that, at the very least, this is the actual version of Firefox, from Mozilla, probably with some Ubuntu-specific modifications.

      It's similar to SSL, only much more so.

      You're making my point for me with this one. That it is more difficult does not improve security.

      Except this part wasn't about security. Here, you've already downloaded a random tarball -- somewhat equivalent to downloading a random binary.

      Why isn't there a script that takes care of the ./configure, make, and install, and deals with any library version issues for me?

      Source-based distros are essentially a collection of scripts like that. The difficulty would be making a script that works on every distro, which is why it's generally left to the distro. Essentially, what you're describing is like a Gentoo package, and if you can make a Gentoo package, why not make a package for Ubuntu?

      And again, I can't remember the last time I had a library version issue, so having to ./configure && make && make install isn't really more difficult to me than clicking next a bunch.

      And again, this is the fallback when it isn't actually in the repository.

      I want a scripted container that holds the entire package, and when run it does the configure, make, and install all at once.

      You've just described a Gentoo ebuild. All it does beyond that is download the source.

      The reason it is easy is because *drumroll* IT'S EASY!!! Are you honestly trying to suggest that double clicking an install file or dragging and dropping an install file is somehow only easier than the mess of configure/make/compile simply because it is familiar?

      No. I'm suggesting that double-clicking an install file or dragging and dropping an install file is only easier than the convenience of using a package manager because it is familiar.

      Let me give you an example of this done close to right: Rubygems. There actually aren't any install scripts, which is fine, for what this is used for. All gems get installed to predefined places that make sense. And the gem system itself is portable -- the same RubyGem can work on OS X, Linux, and most other systems, though many of them will need win32-specific versions.

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    130. Re:Sign me up... by DavidTC · · Score: 4, Informative

      You have no idea how 'Linux drivers' even slightly work, do you?

      No piece of hardware ever comes with Linux drivers. Maybe a few barely-supported things a decade ago, but not any recent stuff.

      This is because, unlike Windows, Linux doesn't expect hardware manufacturers to make their own shitty drivers that crash all the time because they're a hardware company and don't know how to write software.

      Something like 90% of Windows blue screens post-Windows 98 are because of third-party hardware drivers. XP onwards stopped applications from being able to crash Windows, but there's not a damn thing it can do about shitty drivers. Now they have this 'certification' thing that works somewhat, but hardware companies are not software companies, and still cannot write good software.

      This is why Linux drivers come with the kernel, and why kernel developers write them. Of course, the company is free to write their own and submit it to the kernel devs, but that's the distribution point, not some driver CD.

      There is nothing stopping hardware manufacturers from saying, in the requirements, 'Linux kernel 2.6.4 or greater', and many, of course, actually do.

      In fact, Linux is basically the only OS that you can be sure hardware devices that worked on a version of it in 2000 still work on modern version, which makes your entire premise absurdly idiotic. Linux may sometimes suffer by not having the absolutely newest hardware support, but it has about 10x the backwards compatibility that Windows has. The devices that used to be supported under Linux but are not anymore are probably countable on two hands, whereas there's plenty of XP stuff out there that will never get signed Vista drivers, just like there was plenty of stuff under 98 that never got XP drivers.

      This is because the company is in charge of updating them, and they don't give a flying fuck about supporting hardware they don't sell anymore. In fact, they'd rather that old hardware didn't work, because they've got some new stuff to sell you. Whereas with Linux, the kernel people are in charge of keeping the driver updated, and hardware will only stop working if some kernel APIs change enough to break it and no one bothers fix it so it gets removed. (Recently, Linux lost the ability, as it redid its entire IDE/PATA/SATA/SCSI support to be in one unified driver, to read MFM hard drives. Aka, pre-IDE. No one seemed to mind.)

      It's somewhat hilarious to hear anyone talk about a 'kernel ABI' on Linux. Man, the Windows kernel ABI and API changes every release, making all hardware manufacturers update, or not, their drivers. Whereas 99% of Linux drivers are already in the kernel, and just change along with it and keep working. It's only the companies that insist on releasing their own drivers that have problems.

      Now, WRT to software ABI, there's a valid concern. Or, at least, it was. A long time ago. Nowadays it's trivially easy to release commercial software for Linux that works fine. You put an install script on a CD, you have that either use the package manager (either dpkg or rpm, you can include both on the CD and use whichever one the OS is) or you don't bother with that and just put it in it's own /opt/ directory. Then you stick icons in the right place for Gnome and KDE to pick them up.

      If the libaries it needs aren't found, you can install your own, either compat libs for the entire OS, or just in your own directory.

      Anyone who can't package software for Linux and have it work on any full-fledged Linux distro made in the last five years shouldn't be writing software.

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    131. Re:Sign me up... by ffreeloader · · Score: 0

      This is such a weak argument.

      I haven't had to compile a piece of software more than 4 or 5 times in the 5 years--been MS-free for 3 of those 5--I've used Linux, and then the majority of those times it was because I wanted a custom kernel. I'm a Debian user and right now there are well in excess of 20,000 software packages available in Squeeze. Even when I can't find the exact version of software I want in the official Debian repositories I can usually find a .deb package out on the internet which I can download and install with dpkg, or the developers will have a repository which I can point to in /etc/apt/sources.list and then just import their gpg key and use apt-get just like I would from the Debian repositories.

      All you do is show how ignorant about the current state of Linux maturity you really are to make such an argument. Nobody who is an experienced Linux user will accept your argument as valid. But, then again, knowledgeable Linux users aren't the real target for your posts. It must be quite an experience to blatantly play on people's ignorance and fears like that.

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    132. Re:Sign me up... by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu's first release was in 2004. But fedora Core 1 had it in 2003, RH8 and 9 had it, and SuSe had yast in the 90s. Synaptics changelog goes back to 2001.

    133. Re:Sign me up... by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      They tried that.
      First they ignored Linux. Kept saying it wasn't a threat.
      Then they ridiculed it.
      Now they are fighting it.

      People really do make themselves look like mindless sheep, by continuing to regurgitate the Gandhi quote. Seriously, come up with something else.

    134. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but I have to laugh. You really should take off your glasses with one lense tinted rosey, and they other completely blocked out. Real linux software doesn't "just work", especially hardware.

      Anyone who can't package software for Linux and have it work on any full-fledged Linux distro made in the last five years shouldn't be writing software.

      Again, pretty funny. Sorry, but even open source companies can't get stuff to install consistently across even the most popular versions of linux without resorting to custom install work.

    135. Re:Sign me up... by iYk6 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Linux ABI is stable enough that Quake 3 runs on any current x86 Linux box

      Quake 3 is a game. It is an application. It is not affected by the unstable Linux ABI.

      The unstable Linux ABI means that if a hardware company is going to make a driver for Linux, then it has to update it frequently, and that new drivers may not work in old kernels, and old drivers may not work in new kernels. It is a serious problem, and is partially responsible for generally poor hardware support from device manufacturers.

    136. Re:Sign me up... by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      Frankly, some kind of unified one-step scripted install structure, preferably all in a single container, that actually worked as intended would catapult linux on the desktop by leaps and bounds. It would make so many things easier. Developers would have to use it, though, or it would have to be dead simple to convert current asinine scripted installs to it, else there won't be packages for it and the whole thing would be dead before it started.

      I agree with you. I've actually been trying to figure out a solution for this problem myself for the last couple of years, but it's slow going. The thing with package management is that it has two particularly nasty problems.

      a) The dependency problem. Figuring out what is a prerequisite/dependency of what, and what you need in order to be able to have or build something else, and then putting a system for that in place which works, and cleanly removes all the dependencies as well, in the right order, despite human attempts to screw it up. The problem there is that it isn't only end users who are stupid, unfortunately; it's very often developers too; so developers tell the system that certain things are dependencies when they aren't.

      b) The fakeroot problem. This is a problem where a package needs to be installed as root, yet people generally do compilation or installation of programs as a normal user; and they also tend to install/unpack packages in /tmp; not the root filesystem where you have to trick the install into thinking it's going to go.

      So I agree that the problem should have been solved by now, but part of the reason why it hasn't been is because it's so hard, and the rest of it is that there are a lot of people who think that the problem has already been solved, when it hasn't.

    137. Re:Sign me up... by petrus4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If by "run a few scripts" you mean "exactly the same scripts for every single package", fine. I mean, it's going to be ./configure && make && make install.

      The GP is an end user. The autotools triple is too difficult for end users. You're asking him to put his bottle in the microwave, set the timer for it, and take it out all by himself. You're supposed to do that, and then jam it in his mouth, and then burp him when he's finished.

      Oh and by the way, unless you do that, Linux won't universally supplant Windows, which for some inexplicable reason, the Linux community is desperate to make happen.

      No security.

      The GP is an end user. End users don't care about security. At all. They especially don't care about security, if security in any way compromises their ability to gain the kind of effortless, instant gratification described above.

      The absolute worst any modern desktop user has to do is run some commands -- that is, copy and paste something from a website into a commandline.

      The GP is an end user... You already know how that's going to go, don't you? ;)

    138. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Alright, asshole, you ARE a troll, but I'll feed you anyway. Here's my life story as it relates to Linux:

      About 10 or 12 years ago I purchased - yes PURCHASED - a copy of Red Hat linux to play with. It came in a neat little 3 CD package with the neat little penguin logo all over it. I installed it fine, played around with it, but ultimately didn't have much use for it. I was in my early teens and was into gaming, and if WINE existed (I think it did, actually, I just never used it) it didn't work with any of the games I wanted to play, so I switched back to Windows 98. "Switching back" is a bit of a misnomer, because I installed it as a dual-boot and just slowly stopped running Linux.

      Fast forward a few years, I re-installed Linux a time or two to play around but nothing serious until I had a college class in Linux. It was a breeze, as those introductory classes are, got to see Knoppix in action and my interest in Linux was re-kindled. This time I used Fedora, as Red Hat recently split into paid for and free versions. Again, I liked it, used it for a while, but ultimately went back to XP because it was just easier to do everything I wanted to do.

      About two years ago, I bought a new laptop which came with Vista. I used it for a while, wanted to give it a fair shake but I had some philosophical differences with the way MS did things in this version of Windows. What really did it for me though, was the fact that Vista would not properly recognize my USB mouse, and finally one day it stopped recognizing the keyboard attached to my laptop. I was pissed, it was unacceptable, and I immediately installed Ubuntu over Vista. After some hickups with getting wireless to work, I was happy.

      The problems started when I began branching out and installing new softwares. Some stuff didn't work with my sound setup, I think I was trying to get Skype to work right. Some futzing around and it worked, but now Rythmbox didn't work, and I used Rythmbox ALL THE TIME. It took a buttload of research including delving into the state of the art in Linux sound ("state of the art" is a real stretch) before discovering the only sound mixer that will work with everything is Alsa, and you can't run more than one sound app at a time. WTF? Ok, whatever, it worked. Getting all the video to work correctly was annoying as well. What did me in was speech recognition. I wanted to show a friend of mine that Linux could do everything her Mac could do, it just took a little more effort was all. To my extreme dissapointment the only voice recognition I could find was very outdated and wouldn't install on my machine. There is a way to make it work, but I wasn't interested in doing even more work to make something work that, on a Windows box would be a simple double-click install.

      THE reason I switched back to Vista was software installation. In Windows, the sound mixer problem would have probably been fixable with a simple re-install of the proper mixer. I didn't like the fact that certain programs could be dependant on certain mixers, but there were reasons for it, so whatever. Installing an outdated app, like that voice recognition app, usually works in windows, and you don't have to jump through many hoops. Granted, some don't, but most of the applications that don't work are huge, expensive, extremely custom business applications that I'll never use. Since Vista had had a year (since I'd used it) and a couple of service packs had been issued, it was safe to switch back. And you know what? Everything works just fine and dandy. Some things are pretty slick, some things a little annoying, but nothing is as difficult as the daily use of a Linux box.

      That there is my story, much abridged, but that's the gist of it. If you don't believe it, well up yours too.

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    139. Re:Sign me up... by petrus4 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm sick and tired of this new fad that Slashdot seems is goes through, which is mostly a mentality that everyone here thinks Linux is perfect. No, they don't. Nobody does.

      Here's the problem. You quite possibly are one of the few sane, rational, non-autistic Linux users who exist; I will concede the possibility, however unlikely it might be.

      However, whenever the rest of us try and accept that idea that maybe, possibly, some Linux users are normal, Stallman's drones have a disturbing tendency to immediately start clawing their way up through the ground in large numbers.

      Other than when we visit Slashdot, reminding ourselves to ensure that we always pack a mallet, possibly some holy water, and a wooden stake, how exactly do you suggest that we deal with that problem?

    140. Re:Sign me up... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Here's a brief description of the course:

      Slide 1: "Upgrade to Pro Today! Bandwidth Exceeded"
      Slide 2: "Upgrade to Pro Today! Bandwidth Exceeded"
      Slide 3: "Upgrade to Pro Today! Bandwidth Exceeded"
      Slide 4: "Upgrade to Pro Today! Bandwidth Exceeded"
      etc...

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    141. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You sure do paint a rosy picture of Windows hardware support, and you say you sell these things day-to-day.

      As someone who has to actually support this stuff, I find hardware almost always ships with windows support, but not always with good windows support.

      I have to question the impartiality of anyone wanting to claim you simply pick random box A, and put it with random Windows box B, and it all works WELL without stuffing around. There will be many Windows techs reading these posts, and they'll know what rings true for them, and what doesn't.

      Works well a lot of the time doesn't mean all of the time.

    142. Re:Sign me up... by gbarules2999 · · Score: 1

      What's fascinating about this is that you believe that crap.

    143. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      For example: Suppose I want to install Firefox. I know about Firefox already, and I know I trust it. On Windows, I would have to go to mozilla.com and download a binary -- which opens me up to a MITM attack, or to someone having compromised mozilla.com, or me mistyping the name, etc etc.

      Linux is no more secure from a man in the middle attack than windows, no matter what you might think. The attack happens outside the OS, and the repository your Linux machine is no less vulnerable than a web browser in Windows. In fact, IE and FireFox both attempt to detect such attacks, as does most high-end networking gear. You know, the stuff your ISP uses to connect you to the rest of the internet. If you think downloading a binary opens you up to MITM any more than downloading an HTML file, then you don't know enough about network security.

      It's similar to SSL, only much more so.

      Huh? SSL stands for Secure Socket Layer, it's a secure transfer protocol which encrypts the data it sends. Ubuntu repositories operate over HTTP, which stands for HyperText Transfer Protocol. Notice anything? No "secure" in there at all, because it is NOT secure. HTTPS is a secure protocol, it actually uses SSL to make it secure, but ubuntu repositories don't use it. How the hell is using an insecure protocol more secure than a secure protocol? That doesn't even make sense man.

      Source-based distros are essentially a collection of scripts like that. The difficulty would be making a script that works on every distro, which is why it's generally left to the distro. Essentially, what you're describing is like a Gentoo package, and if you can make a Gentoo package, why not make a package for Ubuntu?

      And again, I can't remember the last time I had a library version issue, so having to ./configure && make && make install isn't really more difficult to me than clicking next a bunch.

      And again, this is the fallback when it isn't actually in the repository.

      All this, I know. You are clearly not understanding my gripe. Repositories are fine, in fact a smart way to manage software. But the repositories don't have everything, and for everything that is not in the repository installation sucks. Why the hell should I have to make a Gentoo package for Ubuntu? I just want to install the damn software. In Windows and OSX such packages are standard. Why do they have to be the rare exception in Linux? If a Gentoo package really is the answer, why doesn't everyone who does not put their software into a repository build a Gentoo-style package? Are Linux developers just lazy? I honestly have never built a Linux application that can then be configured, compiled, and installed, but it seems to me the work is 80% finished, why not go the other 20% and package it all up in a simple install?

      Hell, a stupid little script that peeked inside a tarball and said "Hey, that's an application!" and popped up a little window that said "This is an application package, would you like to configure and install it?" would be brilliant, easy, and pretty much universal. The configure/compile/install is universal, why isn't there a wrapper for that that takes it to the next level?

      And again, I don't care when the last time you had library issues, I remember the last time I had library issues, and it was for a program that I really wanted to use - mainly just to show of what Linux could do, and I was extremely dissappointed. This was coming off spending a month fixing my sound problems, and it was pretty much the straw that broke the camel's back.

      Of course I -could- have fixed the problem, anything is fixable in Linux given enough time and effort. I was just sick and tired of putting in all that effort all the time for basic stuff. The hard stuff worked just fine, it was the stupid little stuff that was killing me and I just got sick of it. The software installation was not what made me dump Linu

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    144. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Somebody call nVidia and let them know.

      While it's true some kernel changes require updates to drivers, in the real world this isn't quite the catastrophe some would argue.

      While you can almost certainly find examples of "oh noes, this update broke me Linux", I can find examples of where "oh noes, this update broke me Windows"

    145. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where else besides MSDNAA or DreamSpark can you get a legitimate free copy of Windows 7/WS2008R2?

    146. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny I just put ubuntu on my gateway and it had the broadcom drivers as apart of the restricted drivers and even notified me that I could use it. Time to complete, 3 minutes with download. Troll.

      *nix has the largest hardware compatibility of any OS in existance.

    147. Re:Sign me up... by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      I really like how your whole post fits together. You can get a free copy of Windows 7, and giving sales a deal on Windows 7 is unethical. Unless I'm missing a completely legal channel of getting Windows 7 for free, you aren't really in a position to be talking about ethics.

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    148. Re:Sign me up... by bandmassa · · Score: 1

      Whore.

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    149. Re:Sign me up... by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry, but I have to laugh. You really should take off your glasses with one lense tinted rosey, and they other completely blocked out. Real linux software doesn't "just work", especially hardware.

      The subset of 'software' that is 'hardware' is pretty small. In fact, no software is hardware.

      Actual software, however, works fine. Companies don't have any problems producing commercial software that will work on any distribution.

      And as for actual hardware (Not software that is hardware, whatever that is.), it works just fine. As I said, Linux sometimes doesn't support the newest hardware. You have to check before you buy.

      OTOH, it supports a heck of a lot older hardware, stuff there will never be a Vista or Windows 7 or any 64-bit Windows driver for. And Linux will eventually get drivers for new stuff, whereas those OSes won't for the old stuff. (As the hardware manufacturers have no incentive to make drivers for hardware they don't sell anymore.)

      Again, pretty funny. Sorry, but even open source companies can't get stuff to install consistently across even the most popular versions of linux without resorting to custom install work.

      Erm...did you just argue that companies need to use installers to install things? Also, Linux companies need to resort to CD burners to burn CDs! Why didn't I mention that?!

      Um, yeah. You need write an 'installer', or set up a third party one, to, you know, install. As opposed to Windows, where you need to, um, do the same thing. Hrm.

      A lot of the stuff you'd have to set up in the installer for a Windows program, you simply set it up in the package, and it's all handled as part of the OS instead of the installer having stub programs it installs to, for example, uninstall the program. So all you really need is a fancy dialog box saying 'Install blah? Yes/No' and, if Yes, run a single command based on the distribution.

      I.e, instead of a myriad of third party installers like in Windows that handle a bunch of stuff automatically, Linux distros come with that built in, for free, and it's got more features like 'automatic updates' also.

      Granted, there are two competing ones of those, the 'rpm' system and the 'deb' system, but it is trivially easy to convert a package back and forth, or make it for both, or, heck, there are tools that let you directly install one sort of package under the other system.

      Of course, who knows what's happening in your imaginary universe, where the instructions to install Linux software probably start with 'mount your CD', which you probably think Linux users still do.

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    150. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Har har, but to a degree you are absolutely correct.

      I want to use my computer to do stuff, not spend all day trying to figure out why ./configure failed, then figure out why make failed, and of course whatever abomination came out of the make is never going to install correctly. Yeah, I can work around it and make it work, but I don't think I should have to. I do that kind of shit at work, I don't want to do it at home too when all I'm trying to do is use my wireless internet, or listen to music and open a video up at the same time, or play around with some voice recognition software.

      If all I want to do is install a piece of software, why should I have to jump through hoops to do it? Is it really that difficult to take the configure/compile/install process and package it up into one step? Everybody else can do it, why can't the Linux community?

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    151. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ubuntu will autolaunch a GUI installer if you just double click a .deb file.

    152. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See in FreeBSD we have this thing called the port system. It's sort of like a package manager, but it can also compile a piece of software and all of it's all the dependencies with one command. You could call it a "unified one-step scripted install structure". Clearly BSD is superior to Linux.
      </troll>

    153. Re:Sign me up... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      In order to get customers to come in the first place you usually have to advertise with prices that are rather good. If you can't upsell them to a different model I'd say usually the money is in accessories, that the customer usually doesn't know the market price of but will throw in when he's there, either because he thinks of it when he sees it or a sales representative is convincing. Going home to google if it's Linux compatible is a no-sale because then the customer might just as well go somewhere else and an online price check is just a search away. So if you want Linux in retail stores, I think you'll want everything else to have nice Tux labels too...

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    154. Re:Sign me up... by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 2, Informative

      Try getting ATI drivers to work on a recent kernel and call me back. The drivers are usually at least 3 months behind the kernel releases. (See also the great Ubuntu Jaunty ATI clusterfrak.)

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    155. Re:Sign me up... by micheas · · Score: 1

      most people aren't getting it preloaded

      Did I fall asleep and wake up in another lecture? Somebody pre-loads Linux?!

      Dell, among others.

    156. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the problem is too many fucking distros!

    157. Re:Sign me up... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Exactly ... advertise a loss leader, and make up for it by selling a $2 cable for $35 plus a $200 service plan that does little more than cover the warranty period plus a little. The margins in most hardware was gone a long time ago.

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    158. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      That contradicts your mention of a zipfile.

      Umm.. how? Granted, it's a step more than an MSI file, but if your installer is in a Zip file, you open it and run it. Almost as easy as it gets. If there is no executable period, there is no program, and no matter what OS you use if you can't get a binary somehow the app won't run.

      Who said anything about "corporate"?

      Ubuntu is corporate. It is created and maintained by Canonical, a corporation. That's pretty much the definition of corporate. Community involvement is great, but it's still corporate. As is Fedora and Red Hat and Debian. The only non-corporate way to install software is also non-repository based. Repositories are pretty much the only easy way to install software in Linux, relatively speaking config/compile/install is a nightmare. It's not really that bad when it works correctly, but why is it even necessary? 90% of the time you're just entering the same three commands, why isn't there a wrapper for that that runs it straight from the tarball on your desktop? That's all I'm really talking about here. Something that automatically delt with library versioning would be great, but you can run into library issues in Windows and Mac as well, so that wouldn't be a knock against Linux.

      If -I- have a problem with using Linux, you can bet your ass the vast majority of non-technical users will have a problem using it as well.

      Sounds good. Except it's also arrogant and wrong.

      When I mention "driver" to someone and they give me a funny look and say "What's a driver?", do you really think they will have an easy time of using Linux? Frankly, the non-technical person who manages to get along just fine in Linux either uses the basic setup and nothing more, or has someone who is a Linux expert behind them helping them out whenever they have an issue. This will be a rare case. Seriously. I work with non technical people all the time (all day long in fact until I started working with a process engineering group, MUCH easier to work with), and you'll spend 20 minutes just trying to get them to open a terminal so you can give them the commands to fix whatever issues they have that cannot be fixed via the GUI.

      The vast majority of non-technical users don't need to be downloading random pieces of software from the Internet, and are better off not doing so. They like the App Store for the iPhone, so I don't see how add/remove programs on Ubuntu is worse.

      What you think someone should or should not be allowed to do is irrelavent and imposing that on others frankly goes against the whole Linux and free software philosophy. Add/Remove programs is not worse than anything, it is just fine. In fact I like it a hell of a lot better than add/remove programs in Windows. But it is incomplete. It does not have even remotely near everything a person might want to install, and if you don't think the average joe has obscure interests and wants to install some software for some strange but harmless purpose or another, you are sadly misinformed. More than likely this software will not be in Add/Remove programs, but it may have been written by some strange geek who oddly enough has the same odd interest but also writes Linux programs as a hobby. This will be provided in what appears to be the Linux standard - the tarball. Except the tarball can be a pain in the ass to setup sometimes, and even when it works just fine Average Joe will probably have a hard time figuring out how to do it correctly.

      Why is there not an easy wrapper to install these tarballs?

      You have a harder time because you try to do more with your computer than the average non-technical user needs.

      No, I don't. My personal computer I keep relatively simple. Voice recognition software is definitely within the realm of what a non-technical user will play with, and that's exactly the software that pissed me off.

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    159. Re:Sign me up... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      It makes sense for them, it doesn't make sense for some customers who will be spending more money. This hurts the customer, and may ultimately erode their trust, when their friends show them their Linux netbook and all it can do (that the best buy people said it couldn't).

      It's dishonest if their employees tell their customers these things in order to discourage them from buying the cheaper unit.

    160. Re:Sign me up... by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Your post really tickled me... At some level I think your naive, at another just justifiably enraged about a few drops of water while not realizing that there is a fucking monsoon outside.

      Replace consumers and profit with just about any other words and it still fits. Parishioners and control, constituents and power, etc.

      What they do is no different than the fundamental purpose of advertising itself. Everything seems to be about deception.

      We have to lie. We must lie. It is imperative. Why? The truth can't sell. There it is in a nutshell. Truth about pharmaceuticals, processed foods, pollution, politics, power, religion, ... ALL of cannot stand intense scrutiny.

      It would seem the defining attribute of our species is that we use deception upon one another to gain an advantage at a large scale. Up close and personal, we don't always seem to do it to friends and family, but once our emotional investment is suitably lowered in regards to the individual we are dealing with FuckEm(tm).

      Honesty is truly the rarest commodity in this world.

    161. Re:Sign me up... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      It's so bad, that at some point the kernel literally got a "MAGIC NUMBER" define where a constant is stored in every module,

      And the kernel refuses to load any module whose "magic number" doesn't match the compiled kernel's version and certain compile options, like PAE support, SMP support, Xen.

      This is irritating.

      The kernel should be maintaining an ability to load drivers compiled against earlier kernel versions.

      And provide a framework to be able to compile driver modules without kernel sources.

    162. Re:Sign me up... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Telling lies is what's unethical, not promoting one product over another, that's fine, if done in a proper way.

      Presumably, when best buy sells both Linux and Windows Netbooks, they would rather sell a Linux netbook than not make a sale, because the consumer thinks the Linux offering doesn't do what they want AND the Windows option is too expensive, they want to go elsewhere and shop around more.

      They can lose the sale because of this.

      Microsoft doesn't mind. They would rather the customer buys nothing from bestbuy than that they buy a Linux netbook.

      They know if they can stop them from buying Linux long enough, they'll eventually buy some Windows from someone else; maybe they'll just wait 6 months until they can save up the extra money for that Windows netbook.

      In any case, it hurts the customer.

    163. Re:Sign me up... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      It's not puffery, they contain statements that are not subjective. For example:

      http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj203/godofgrunts/Linux/Linux12.jpg
      They say "Linux is a self help solution. There are no step-by-step tutorials provided, and help documentation is limited.

      These remarks are easily proven false, by demonstrating the large volume of step-by-step tutorials and help documentation that are available.

      http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj203/godofgrunts/Linux/Linux3.jpg
      Makes a very non-subjective claim that Windows 7 is compatible with Many Printers and Scanners -- as in, a large number, and Linux is compatible with few -- as in a small number. In fact, they display a bar graph for Windows and Linux compatibility; the graph for Windows is 100% full and the graph for Linux is 25% of full, indicating Linux is compatible with only 25% as many printers as Windows 7 is.

      This is easily falsifiable by showing the large number of printers that Linux drivers are available for, the small number that drivers are unavailable for. And also showing the large number of printers Linux has drivers for that don't work in Windows 7 / Vista.

      The same applies to Camera / mp3 player / iPod compatibility.

      The claim Linux has no "Authorized support" available can also be shown to be false.

    164. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.dell.com/content/topics/segtopic.aspx/ubuntu?c=us&l=en&cs=19

    165. Re:Sign me up... by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      http://0install.net/

      Check this out, it might be what you're looking for, been around for years though and hasn't taken off.

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    166. Re:Sign me up... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Taking in packages from outside the vetted repository is a security nightmare and can subject you to installing trojanned binaries.

      But that's what .RPM and .DEB files are for... You can install manually, instead of from a repository.....

      You can even use a tool called Alien to convert RPMs to DEBs and vice-versa

    167. Re:Sign me up... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      What this really shows is that Microsoft is seriously worried about the fact that Linux is going to make a dent in their profits.

      And that they are really worried in times like these where people looks for the cheapest way possible to get an usable computer.

      And how can it be that we only see this when it comes to Linux and not any other alternatives? Probably because attacking Open Source is easy.

      I just can't help to wonder if Microsoft is also behind the lack of public available drivers and hardware documentation for Linux for some hardware.

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    168. Re:Sign me up... by sunjay · · Score: 1

      Ummmmm... I happen to be running Ubuntu at the moment, and by opening "Add/Remove.." under applications it opens an interface of free applications that are installed with one-two clicks, "and everything just needs to just work, no compiling code or anything crazy." Hell I can even browse them by category or use a search bar on the top.

    169. Re:Sign me up... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      that would be deb for debian based distros, and rpm for red hat based distributions, which basically covers like 90% of actually in-use distributions. The rest still have packages, I'm just too lazy to write them all out. There are tools for converting packages from one style to another (not necessarily perfectly, though.)

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    170. Re:Sign me up... by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well considering I went from +5 to negative 2 in under 1 hour, i guess the mods don't agree with you. Only a fool would say that groupthink isn't VERY strong here at /., and I am no fool. Say that Apple is expensive, that Linux has problems, or that Windows doesn't always suck balls and watch your karma burn baby. Just for placing the post you responded to I have had no less than 4 posts on different subjects suddenly modded down. I have no doubt for daring to respond to you I will be modded down yet again, so say what you want, the evidence says otherwise.

      That doesn't change the fact that without a stable ABI there is simply no way for me to tell my customers what is safe and what isn't to buy. Customers aren't gonna rush home and do research just to buy a new gadget, and they certainly aren't gonna walk around Best Buy with a pen and paper writing down models numbers to research, yet that is EXACTLY what they have to do to buy anything at retail with Linux? It is 2009, WTF? Are Windows drivers great? Nope, in fact I have seen some seriously sucky drivers in my day. But they work, so that my printer prints, my cap card captures, etc. They may be bloated or buggy but i don't end up with a paperweight. My printer? paperweight. Wireless in my laptop? paperweight unless I want to run completely unsecured (no thanks). Can I walk into the Best Buy down the road and replace them? Nope, because without doing research first I have a good 70% chance of being in the same boat i am now, and that is simply unacceptable in 2009.

      So while I agree that pulse is shit and package management needs to be standardized, again that is rearranging deck chairs while the boat goes down. Until there is a simple and easy way for Joe normal to walk into a retail shop and pick up hardware without needing to spend hours on forums first, well then there simply isn't much of a point. Bundling kills any price gains that Linux has over Windows, because unless your name is Michael Dell you can't compete on bundles. Likewise with support contracts, which are a corporate thing that home users will never go for. They need a way to walk out of my shop and go "I'd like to pick up a new printer to go with this new box" and just walk into any store and buy with confidence. With Windows I can tell them to look for the "Works with Windows x" logo, with Apple the Apple logo, with Linux they are SOL. And as long as everything from the kernel on up is a moving target, so trying to write a binary driver is like hitting a dartboard with a bumblebee, that will never ever change. There is simply no way to certify a piece of hardware, because the next update could break it all and put you back in the same boat.

      But you watch, even though the two of us are having a nice civil conversation on our opposing views on the subject, just like the other posts this will be modded to hell for daring to oppose groupthink. ever since they screwed up meta modding here on /. the quality of posts with differing viewpoints are frequently buried, and the trolls are getting thick. Just witness the fact that the first 20 or so posts are now variations of "nigger" and faggot" posts, whereas in the past all we would get is the occasional GNAA or Penisbird ASCII art. Damned shame to see this place become another Digg.

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    171. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any recent laptop with Intel wireless, Intel graphics, Intel CPU, etc. etc.... just install Ubuntu and go, no "4 hours trying" or "4 hours of installing". No. The last laptop I put Ubuntu on was a Dell laptop (less than a year old). It had Intel everything (optional nVidia graphics upgrade, though). It installed without a hitch, and so far it's been working pretty decently.

      Yea yea, anecdotal bs... but Intel really is open source friendlier [than the competition].

      PS Half of what you said either made no sense or was just some random rant on... something...

    172. Re:Sign me up... by booyabazooka · · Score: 1

      Unethical? Why? Best Buy is trying to sell Microsoft products, so they're training their employees to sell Microsoft products. Seems straightforward.

    173. Re:Sign me up... by bloodninja · · Score: 1

      I'll take the damn course if it'll get me a $10 copy of Win 7.

      I should mention that there is a similar, much shorter yet less skewed, course that you could take to get Ubuntu for $0.

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    174. Re:Sign me up... by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since I have been modded down all over the place for daring to respond you may not see this, but I'll answer anyway. Where in there did you see Windows drivers are good? I didn't say they were great, hell I didn't even say they were good, I said they work. The printer prints, the fax faxes, the wireless connects. With Linux if it don't work out of the box you are SOL.

      And as I said go to Best Buy, Staples, and Walmart with a pen and paper and check for yourself. You are talking about MAYBE 30% of the devices carried supported, and that is if you count the ones that take 2 pages worth of CLI hoops, the wireless that won't let you have WEP, much less WPA2, and the ones were "support" is some driver written for a completely different piece of hardware that YOU are supposed to 'tweak" to make work. Does anybody think Joe normal could pull that amazing feat off? hell I have 15 years in IT and I wanted to fling my laptop across the room after trying for 2 days to get WPA to work on my wireless. hell I couldn't even get the damned thing to stay connected or see the WAP half the time.

      So how do I sell Linux boxes? How do I let customers walk out that door when there is less than a 30% chance that whatever they pick up at the big three retailers will actually work with their new box? How do i explain to them that for saving $50-100 on the price they have to research some funky forum for the rest of that machine's life? I WANT to be able to sell Linux. I think the Linux security model is much more appropriate for those that only surf and do videos. But unless they never actually allow the thing to update I can't even guarantee that the hardware that is on the thing will continue working without hours of searching and CLI hoops, and I certainly have no way of telling them what they can/can't buy at the big three retailers, because inventory changes all the time, and things that worked with Ubuntu 8 may not work with Ubuntu 9, etc.

      I say it is 2009 and this kind of craziness just don't cut it anymore. You could get away with stuff like that when Win9x would BSOD half the time when you plugged in the USB device. But now folks are used to WinXP, where they haven't seen a BSOD in ages. They are used to nice GUIs, and easy to install drivers, and shopping for hardware that you can simply look at the label for a few seconds and toss it in the basket. I think if Linux can fix this one major SNAFU that Linux adoption can really take off, as its better price and security could sell it. Not to mention the new desktops are damned nice, with lots of cool features. But that simply won't sell if they can't even buy a fricking printer without studying first. The Windows drivers may not be great, but they DO work. With Linux shopping for even the most basic hardware can be a minefield of incompatibility and frustration. And THAT is what I am saying simply HAS TO change or Linux simply won't ever break out and hit mainstream.

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    175. Re:Sign me up... by bloodninja · · Score: 1

      So have you written to the hardware manufacturers and expressed interenst in Linux support? Something along the lines of "Does XYZ product work with my preffered OS? If not, which of your products do?". Write to one company a week (I do) and help let the hardware manufacturers know that there even exists a viable Linux market. Don't expect them to magically support a percieved tiny market. Help make that market to be percieved as worth sustaining a product for.

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    176. Re:Sign me up... by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      people like you are whats wrong with the world. not everything you disagree with is unethical, and needs to be turned into a big save the whales/children/rainforest cruisade.

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    177. Re:Sign me up... by bloodninja · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Where did you get the Skype v4l script from? Please share!

      I have been fighting with Phillips, MSI, and Logitech webcams and can get none to work, even in the latest Kubuntu (9.04). And of course I have to explain to family members who want to see my daughters online that they still cannot, and when they ask why not I have to mumble some excuse so _Linux_ does not look bad.

      Webcams are interoperability devices and so long as they are not "supported" in Linux, other users will only ever hear the word "Linux" when we are telling them why something does not work.

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    178. Re:Sign me up... by bennomatic · · Score: 0, Troll

      I still prefer linux, but every time i go through something like this, a part of me wishes I had gone for dual-booting with windows.

      So why don't you? If you're on x86, there's no reason you can't bop over to BestBuy and bring home a copy of Windows instead of writing dubious contrarian posts in this thread? I mean you play the part of a frustrated Linux adherent pretty well, but the fact that you conveniently left out model numbers for your webcam and TV tuner makes me think that you're a 'turfer for MS. Me, I use a Commodore 64 with GEOS, so I just stay above the fray.

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    179. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Follow the instructions... like the one that says "drag to your applications folder" and has the alias right there.

      You're full of shit.

    180. Re:Sign me up... by walshy007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a stable ABI is not equal to a certification program, which is more so what you would like.

      Linux already has the largest in-built hardware support of any os, only as you correctly point out you won't know if it works until you try it. So why not test against a standard kernel and if it works give it the linux stamp you so want?

      Because the vast majority of hardware manufacturers, especially in the home markets, are NEVER gonna give you their code. It simply isn't in their best interests and it opens them up to the risk of litigation by patent trolls

      The card vendors no, the chipset manufacturers, the majority of them will give you specs if you demand them, why wouldn't they? the people purchasing the chipsets for use in cards need the specs to effectively use them. This is how most of the drivers in the linux kernel for random hardware is made, there are only a few notable hold-outs.

      Having the drivers in kernel and frequently audited and updated is one of the linux kernels biggest strengths, running closed source random code in kernel mode from third parties is a serious security and stability risk. Most modern windows blue screens aren't caused by windows, but by shitty divers written by third parties.

      Still, I think you should perhaps gather, that having a stable ABI will do sweet crap all in regards to linux driver uptake, and that what you really want is a linux hardware certification program, which would solve the peripheral problems you've mentioned, once a piece of hardware is supported in the linux kernel, that support is very very rarely removed.

    181. Re:Sign me up... by rnaiguy · · Score: 2, Informative
      I can't recall where i found this (in a forum somewhere), but this is the entirety of the "script" i use to launch skype (it would be easy enough from command line, but i like a desktop icon to click):

      #! /bin/sh
      LD_PRELOAD=/usr/lib/libv4l/v4l1compat.so skype

      this is the only way I can get skype to work right, and it does the job for my cheapo EZonics III webcam.

    182. Re:Sign me up... by rnaiguy · · Score: 1
      fine, I'll bite.

      Tuner: Hauppage WinTV-HVR 950q

      New Webcam: Philips SPC230NC

      Old Webcam: Ezonics EZcam III

      I haven't dual booted because in the end, I'm a geek, and I like the challenge. I'm also pretty cheap, so i don't want to pay for windows. I don't think most users would have that kind of patience with their technology.

      As an amusing side note, the old webcam which I got working on linux actually causes frequent BSODs on windows XP and Vista (the reason that i bought the new webcam actually).

    183. Re:Sign me up... by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      Package management is wonderful, but we need to standardize the damn things. I vote for Apt-RPM. Choice is good and wonderful, but not when it is considering package formats. Just pick one so we can finally just post a "Linux" binary on the web that works with every package management system seamlessly. How kick ass would that be?

      Even if you only had one format, it would not work that way, each package in a repository is connected to dependencies on others, all of which could be compiled with support or non-support for specific libraries etc. You still would not be able to put one package there and have it be supported by all in all cases. Each package as it's added is tested to make sure it functions with the other packages in the repository.

      What you said though, seems to be the only reason people want to have one package manager to rule them all. When it is false, what other advantages besides trivial ones would only having one package manager out there have?

      Audio is a mess, and Pusleaudio is not the band-aid that will cure it; at least not in the state it is in. It doesn't help that distros can't package it correctly, but there are too many switches and levels for even the most simple of tasks.

      See here we have different tools for different levels of functionality, according to you pulseaudio has too many switches and levels etc, well, pulseaudio is useless for anyone doing anything remotely serious with audio, way too much latency, jack is pretty much the only game in town so far as that is concerned, and it functions wonderfully, but would introduce even more complexity because of the flexibility it has.

      Many things can get resolved over time, but conflicts of design goals are one of those things that do lead to different applications because of different needs. Pulse-audio seems to be trying to be everything to everyone, and failing horribly in the process for most, but working good enough for those who don't care.

    184. Re:Sign me up... by jhol13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      BULLSHIT!

      MPT008 was dropped when moving from 2.4 to 2.6.

      Peracom USB Ethernet adapter stopped working while in the kernel. This is because the device driver writers could not test it, and most likely "did not give a flying fuck". Apparently "No one seemed to mind".

      Windows kernel ABI changes in every major release - i.e. every few years. Linux ABI changes in every minor-minor release, i.e. every month. This is especially painful for out-of-distro FOSS devices.

      And last but not least: there is no good way to get a driver into the kernel tree. There are webcam drivers for which the chip maker has helped to create drivers - still not in the kernel. New laptop (e.g. EeePC) - no way to get the drivers to the kernel tree a month after launch and obviously cannot put in before launch.

    185. Re:Sign me up... by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you don't use Windows and install older software or older Windows and newer software.
      My son is running Win2k, the hassles he has to go through to run older software and newer software that has no dependencies on newer versions of Windows. The whole thing is just broken unless you are running current binaries on current Windows (and current Windows still includes 8 yr old XP).
      Often he just retreats to rebooting to Ubuntu and running under Wine.

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    186. Re:Sign me up... by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      You are so right it hurts.

      But you miss one thing: The ever changing ABI is royal PITA even if you do have source code (and the source is not in the kernel tree).

      You need to recompile the device driver for every security patch. And those are plenty, for example for Ubuntu LTS (8.04) there have been one per month this year.

    187. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Package management is not wonderful. It's wonderful when it works; when it doesn't, all hell breaks loose.

      I recently bought the Hello World! python book (slashvertised a few weeks ago) for my girlfriend. It's actually quite good, but the linux support for it is not as advertised; you go to their site and download a one-line script that just apt-gets what it needs. Unfortunately we were trying to set this up on her Eee PC, and nightmares ensued as we discovered that she was missing packages.

      I spent a good 4 hours or so trying to compile a bunch of shit from source (including wxpython, pygame, python tcl bindings, and a bunch more stuff). This was complicated severely by the fact that for some reason, the computer had python 2.3, 2.4, and 2.5 all installed. I never did manage to get wxpython installed.

      Look, if it's not in my package manager, why the fuck can't I just download a binary that works? Is it because it needs to be recompiled for all the different libraries it needs? Why don't Windows or Mac OS X have this problem? Binaries for Win95 run on XP for crying out loud! Why does Linux have these problems? Can someone please fucking explain why there are no binary tarballs, and why everything always needs to be compiled?

      I also couldn't help but notice just how much stuff is in shared libraries. Like expat. How fucking large is expat that it needs to be shared? Three source files and some encoding tables??? Or things like zlib, libpng, sqlite, etc. Why are these ever not statically linked? The only argument I've ever heard for this is security, and it just plain doesn't work. How could it, when all the apps that depend on it need to be recompiled anyway?

    188. Re:Sign me up... by multi+io · · Score: 1
      I'm sure the Windows kernel also provides a hardware-independent API for accessing webcams, and webcam drivers written by webcam manufacturers are backends to this API. Otherwise there couldn't be software like Skype that can use any installed webcam. The software that allows you to stick a virtual beard on yourself should be separated from the driver software; you will only have to install the latter to get the camera to work.

      Also, it's probably a fact of life that hardware manufacturers won't always provide a spec for their hardware. You could say that they should to that, but then you could also say that the Linux manufacturers should provide a spec for their software, i.e. a stable API/ABI. The reasons for not doing that may even be similar in both cases: It takes additional effort to write and maintain such a spec, and it may make it harder to later change and improve the hardware/software that's described by the spec. The hardware manufacturer's point of view may be that the hardware-independent hardware access API provided by the OS should be thought of as the "spec" for the hardware.

    189. Re:Sign me up... by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      Listen, every time I point out the advantages of stable ABI I will be modded to hell (I really do not care at all about the "karma" thingie).

      Second, there already ARE penguins in some boxes (not to mention mac logos) so manufacturers DO care. Making stable ABI would definitely help them hugely. No doubt about that.

      Third: stable ABI would probably help FOSS drivers the most. Now, a FOSS driver, before it gets to kernel tree (which can take infinitely long), is a major PITA. Installing a security update to the kernel means you have to recompile the driver.

      BTW OpenSolaris (and its clones) does not have any of the problems we have mentioned. You really should ask yourself the question: "why Linux does".

    190. Re:Sign me up... by Homburg · · Score: 1

      I do have mod points right now, but I'm commenting because, unfortunately, there's no "-1, preemptively complains about moderation" option.

    191. Re:Sign me up... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Let me put this as simple as possible: A Linux ABI would not give you Windows-class drivers. They're first tier, bread and butter drivers that would send the company into bankruptcy if they didn't work. And quite a few of them still suck regardless. Linux binary drivers would be somewhere way, way down there on the "we might hack up something some day" after they're done making the Windows driver and the same with bug reports. Oh yeah and probably just for plain x86, the rest are screwed.

      Asking for source and specs is in 99% of the cases the only way drivers will get written in a timely, high-quality and cross-platform way. A typical example of a stable ABI would be ndiswrapper that implements the Network Driver Interface Specification ABI originally made for Windows, and it's a solution everyone will tell you to avoid and go with a native driver instead where possible. A better solution is to try to make better device standards, like how all USB memory sticks use one driver for the Mass Storage Class and most webcams the Video Class. If for example you could get people together to write a Printer Class that actually is sufficient for managing a printer, it'd be fantastic.

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    192. Re:Sign me up... by glitch23 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sick and tired of this new fad that Slashdot seems is goes through, which is mostly a mentality that everyone here thinks Linux is perfect.

      That's the *only* issue you have with the slashdot crowd? Wow, you give them too much credit. How about the fact that many people mod down because of disagreement?

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    193. Re:Sign me up... by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

      Look, if it's not in my package manager, why the fuck can't I just download a binary that works?

      It's up to the "vendor" to provide a deb or rpm file of (statically linked) binaries for you to double click. They didn't.

    194. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When i see someone writing: 'i'll surely be modded down as troll' and i got mod points, i grant them their wish.

    195. Re:Sign me up... by vivaelamor · · Score: 1

      I do have an Asus EEE that came with Linux, I was just joking because they tend to make such a bad job of it. I had the Xandros distribution on for all of 5 minutes before I realised that it was horrible and put on Ubuntu. Now I am waiting for the new KDE netbook mix and then a finished moblin distribution.

      The other point of course is the sort of thing this article is about, namely shops (like Dell) making sure no one accidentally buys a Linux machine unless they already know what Linux is.

    196. Re:Sign me up... by westlake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The missing link is the OEM's (who have all been bullied or paid into submission), because the average user won't install Linux on their machine anyway - no matter how easy it is, most users don't understand the concept because they've been taught that computers = Windows

      You don't have to bully anyone into producing for the platform that has 95% of the global desktop market.

      The OEM system install has been the gold standard in the consumer market for close on to thirty years.

      The computer is sold under a warranty. It works as advertised or it goes back to the seller for a refund, repair or exchange.

      Computers=Windows because Windows=Software.

      Everything in FOSS. Everything in proprietary and closed source.

      Product available at every price point.

      Freeware. Shareware. Online distribution. Retail boxed.

      The classics of MSDOS and Windows PC gaming at $5.99 and $10. Gog.com DRM free. Ready to run on Vista and Win 7.

           

    197. Re:Sign me up... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      That's because ATI sucks ass while NVIDIA does not.

      Or, like Intel, they could've just opened their specs. To think of it, my laptop's ATI graphics adapter stopped being a pain the moment when open source driver was released for it. It's only proprietary ATI drivers that have problems, nothing else.

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    198. Re:Sign me up... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Open source drivers don't have this problem. Neither does NVIDIA. Of all companies, ATI and only ATI has trouble releasing Linux drivers -- and they never worked right to begin with, so definitely it's not a change in interface that keeps them from releasing decent drivers.

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    199. Re:Sign me up... by vivaelamor · · Score: 1

      What I'm talking about is something like DMG files for Macs or MSI files for Windows. Nice and easy fall back install.

      Uh, I use Arch Linux. Next to Gentoo it is one of the most barebones DIY distributions out there. I use my machine for many different things and tend to use development versions of a lot of software. I have not had to ./configure && make && make install for well over a year now despite installing some stuff straight from GIT repositories.

      Basically, what you are saying is a load of crap. You shouldn't have to compile anything from scratch unless no one has yet made a package for it (and they can make packages that automatically compile stuff from scratch in some distributions). Or you're a masochist in which case you should be using the Linux-from-scratch guide and not complaining anyway.

      Here's another point, anyone can make a package up. So if you have found some obscure program that no one else has packaged yet.. do it yourself. It isn't a big job to maintain a package and if you're going to be using it anyway, well someone has to do it. It's kind of the whole point of the free software community, anything is possible as long as someone is willing to commit some time to it.

    200. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir have not read the parent's full post.
      He is right. Marketing is lacking. Winning an ethics argument on Slashdot by mod points does not sell Linux to ordinary people.
      If you worry about market share, then don't troll him - he's giving you an honest and detailed bug report.
      You may be RMS/Linus but he is correct.

      Fix the bug, don't shoot the messenger.

    201. Re:Sign me up... by westlake · · Score: 1

      What's fascinating about this is that you believe that crap.

      It doesn't matter whether I believe that "crap." It matters a lot whether WalMart believes it.

    202. Re:Sign me up... by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

      MSDNAA allows you to get Windows 7 Pro RTM for free.

    203. Re:Sign me up... by vivaelamor · · Score: 1

      Much like people downloading exes from all over the place now then, and being lucky if its a nice installer you can remove with add/remove programs. Using the central package manager to manage software installs would be a step up from what we have with windows now.

      Hang on, you were talking about repositories to allow for auto updating. Now you're talking about something completely different. Linux already has a billion ways for a person to put a program on a website so a Linux user just clicks on a link to install it. There's even the Linux Standard Base which is built on the .rpm format that all the major distributions support.

      When you install something from an MSI, it does not do anything remotely like a repository unless you've set one up yourself. By the way, if you are maintaining a local software repository through Active Directory/Group Policy it is a nightmare compared to the simplicity that is most Linux software repositories.

    204. Re:Sign me up... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      About 10 or 12 years ago I purchased - yes PURCHASED - a copy of Red Hat linux to play with. It came in a neat little 3 CD package with the neat little penguin logo all over it. I installed it fine, played around with it, but ultimately didn't have much use for it. I was in my early teens and was into gaming, and if WINE existed (I think it did, actually, I just never used it) it didn't work with any of the games I wanted to play, so I switched back to Windows 98. "Switching back" is a bit of a misnomer, because I installed it as a dual-boot and just slowly stopped running Linux.

      Wine existed, and supported plenty of games. If you didn't even know that it exists (what would be the first result from Google for "linux" and the name of a game you were trying to play), you are either lying or didn't even try.

      Some futzing around and it worked, but now Rythmbox didn't work, and I used Rythmbox ALL THE TIME.

      No one uses Rythmbox. Literally no one.

      It took a buttload of research including delving into the state of the art in Linux sound ("state of the art" is a real stretch) before discovering the only sound mixer that will work with everything is Alsa, and you can't run more than one sound app at a time. WTF? Ok, whatever, it worked.

      Your marketing "education" is seriously messed up. OSS was the system that only allowed one application to use sound at a time. It was abandoned in favor of ALSA that did not have that limitation. Long time ago the user had to specify a software mixer in a configuration file, however now it comes out of the box that way -- and with esd or pulseaudio to further insulate user applications from hardware drivers.

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    205. Re:Sign me up... by mysidia · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Open source drivers don't have this problem."

      Sure they do. When the driver is distributed sepately and not integrated in the kernel, it's a PAIN to keep the driver when 'yum updating' your kernel, you have to go grab kernel source again and recompile the driver.

      It takes 6+ hours of extra work, just because you can't simply use the existing driver binary with the new kernel.

      Moreover, most major hardware vendors aren't willing and don't want to distribute drivers as open source. For various reasons; mainly for support concerns, 3rd party licensed code, OEM'ed parts in the hardware, and proprietary hw details source would reveal.

      Many of them deliver binary drivers that only work with specific kernels.

      Or they deliver a driver, and you have to compile a special 'wrapper' kernel module to load the driver.

      Again, you've got to spend the 3-6 hours of extra work every time you 'yum update' your kernel, you've got to manually go get the kernel sources, prepare a build environment, and compile the module against the new kernel, before it will even be willing to load the driver.

      Btw, all this reflects extremely negatively on the Linux kernel and strongly discourages hardware vendors from trying to support it.

    206. Re:Sign me up... by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      She is going to update and perhaps even upgrade it.
      Someone else might, under more favourable circumstances, install it for her.

    207. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed several mild comments in this thread hit with -1, Troll. I think the MS astroturfers have mod points. The joke is on them; if they use up their points now, there will be nothing left later when the really nasty anti-MS stuff comes out.

      I don't know what'd be funnier: Microsoft actually paying people to spend time on Slashdot, or people like you who believe this is even a plausible story. It makes Slashdot appear very important, I know. But it isn't. Slashdot stories and commenters have screamed MS is going down for years, and they're doing better than ever now.

    208. Re:Sign me up... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      to all of what you said... please add 'in our current culture and sociopolitical systems'.

      We can do better than this. The flaws of mankind are not the natural but rather the cognitive.

      It is because we even regard money as we do that these maladies to life come about.

      Amass knowledge and spread truth for fulfillment in life -- come to peace with reality through understanding; don't be distracted as money is only a petty commodity of our simpler ancestors that we are forced to interact with for lack of greater common vision. We want credit for our efforts because we developed that idea when we had nothing else to show of ourselves. And by now the system is gamed so a small group of exploiters reap most the money without effort. We are greater than money, and we is all of us. Yeah, that newborn baby in Congo too.

    209. Re:Sign me up... by vivaelamor · · Score: 1

      Well put. The line is drawn at this little thing us free thinkers like to call 'lying'.

    210. Re:Sign me up... by vivaelamor · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you didn't cite your problems of two years ago as the current state of Linux people wouldn't dismiss you as being a troll. Here's a tip: if you can't get something to work and don't know how to make it work.. report it and wait for someone who knows what they are doing to fix it instead of screwing around and then being angry that your system isn't working.

      You repeatedly cite your experiences of compiling stuff from scratch as too hard and too common. Strangely it is for some undisclosed package that is essential but no one has bothered packaging. It also conflicts with my own personal experience of having found any packages that I have had to compile manually despite me using a relatively niche distribution (Arch Linux) for the past couple of years.

      People are accusing you of talking trash because that's what it appears to be. Even if there is truth to what you say it is marred by the taint of the surrounding falsehoods.

    211. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Microsoft practically gives away a copy of Win 7 in the process of teaching people why another group that gives away copies of their OS is wrong... good job guys.

    212. Re:Sign me up... by Epsillon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ignoring them doesn't work because they feed off of each other, leading to some enormous threads with very little content beyond "{insert object of affection here} FTW!" What seems to put a stop to them is that rare beast, the highly gratifying post that looks at both sides of the free/proprietary issue objectively, examining the true reasons for the current state of software, i.e. all software sucks, usually an edifying read that immediately rings true to all but the most fanatical and blinkered supporter of one camp or the other.

      For example, a true Linux user is never going to be happy with the system, in the same way an objective Windows user is going to find flaws and niggles each and every day and can probably be found reading others' experiences and nodding sagely at the sorry state of whatever bit of software has caused regressions. Being able to discuss these flaws logically without exaggeration and hyperbole marks the intelligent and encourages continuous improvement. I know my own system of choice has huge flaws at present - Java is a complete mess and the new lockd seems to be incompatible with the last iteration causing headaches between 7 and 8 in NFS environments, two major issues off the top of my head from my own testing and there will be more.

      What encourages the fanpersons is arguments between obviously sane, sensible and intelligent people who can be objective but have fallen into the trap of becoming defensive over a single issue, such as opening with an unnecessary dig at the zealots which only serves to stir them up. Perhaps the answer is to be a bit more selective in choosing enemies, don't poke those that you have already identified with a stick at every opportunity and be a little more tolerant of those who just may be capable of objective thought?

      Oh, and who modded the parent flamebait? Can you honestly say that there are no people using Slashdot's comments just to fan the flames as the parent hints? Can you even honestly think for one moment that there isn't a solid core of Linux/Windows/OSX users for whom the operating system is more important than the facilities it provides and who will hear not a bad word against the object of their affections or who feel superior to those who disagree with their choices? Please, let's have a dose of reality here for a moment.

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    213. Re:Sign me up... by Epsillon · · Score: 1

      Replying to my own post. Looks like I should practice what I preach. For Linux/Windows/OSX please read BSD/Linux/Windows/OSX/${OTHER_OS}

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    214. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might as well say CPAN is for non-technical perl users.

      I'd say that having a disk icon appear is a familiar event for most users. They understand opening it, and most will be able to read and understand the words that appear in the folder telling them to drag the icon onto the big Applications alias icon sitting beside it. It's self-discoverable for most.

      Compared to your Linux method:

      1. apt-get
      2. ???
      3. Profit!!!
    215. Re:Sign me up... by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Again, you've got to spend the 3-6 hours of extra work every time you 'yum update' your kernel, you've got to manually go get the kernel sources, prepare a build environment, and compile the module against the new kernel, before it will even be willing to load the driver.

      Yeah, I also hate the way every time I want to install a new version of Linux I have to manually repartition the disk with a magnetised needle, held between my teeth. Wait, what?

      Seriously though, what the hell? Which distro do you use, and, for god's sake, WHY? Normal distros packages such modules, and make sure they match the kernel version automatically.

      I am in the small set of users who actually rebuild such modules, because I use Gentoo FFS, not a distro generally regarded as user-friendly, and even Gentoo automates the process you just described using a single command (module-rebuild rebuild). I can't imagine a set of slow hardware and multiple such drivers that could result in it taking anything near 3 hours, much less six (hell, building a new kernel, including all necessary internal and external modules, takes much less than three hours). Module-rebuild on my box updates the nvidia drivers (yes, I know that's a wrapper), the KVM kernel module, and my LIRC (remote control) drivers, in under three minutes. What modules do you need to rebuild?

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    216. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So far I estimate I have spent at least 4 hours trying to identify a laptop I can simply walk in and buy from Sams Club, or any major store, and expect it to run Ubuntu and have the devices work."

      I've always wondered how this could be fixed, save getting the big brands to put a Linux sticker on the computer. Maybe a greasemonkey script of bookmarklet that identifies the laptop as compatible or not? Maybe do something like Web of Trust and have various users vote the laptop up or down? I've noticed that the popular Newegg laptops tend to have a linux review buried on them but as you said if the update breaks something then your SoL.

    217. Re:Sign me up... by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I can work around it and make it work, but I don't think I should have to. I do that kind of shit at work, I don't want to do it at home too when all I'm trying to do is use my wireless internet, or listen to music and open a video up at the same time, or play around with some voice recognition software.

      Install FreeBSD. You will have to do that sort of screwing around *once*, yes, for initial setup; but after that you won't have to do it again. I've been using my system for around 6 months now, and it's fine.

    218. Re:Sign me up... by Derpnooner · · Score: 0

      I tend to agree with you: I was modded to hell for "trolling" on a discussion about OS X Snow Kitty. I made a comment that Apple, who says that the "Update" was mostly under the hood, was charging 30 bucks for their new software. I don't know, maybe I was bashing a little, but I was making a valid point, or so I thought. But, now I'm a troll and get a Score: 0 on everything. So, F*CK it, I really don't care what "SCORE" I have. I'm not sucking Apples man-juices so that some forum-cruisers will think I'm "Interesting." TROLL me, baby.

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    219. Re:Sign me up... by ffreeloader · · Score: 0

      It's not the fault of Linux that a commercial enterprise deliberately cripples the OS on the computer they manufacture. Had you been running something like Ubuntu NBR you would have found all those python packages in the Ubuntu repositories, and had your choice of versions. It wouldn't have been a problem at all.

      Blame Asus, not Linux. Linux has all those things taken care of, but Asus doesn't think you need them so they don't provide them. They don't plan on their netbook being used in the way you wanted to use it. An "apt-get install python-wxgtk2.8" inside Ubuntu would have installed all the base packages for wxwidgets and also shown you any extra packages you might need for extended functionality by listing them as suggested packages.

      In other words, your problem was caused by a combination of OEM's actions and your lack of knowledge about Linux, not Linux itself. There was a ready-made solution available, you just didn't know it existed. The same thing happens under Windows too when you don't know an option exists.

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    220. Re:Sign me up... by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Even if what you said is correct, if MS are being a bunch of underhanded arseholes

      I object to MS being used to refer to MicroSoft, it is used to refer to Multiple sclerosis. It's bad enough for people to have MS than to have Microsoft fanboi's usurp the acronym because they dislike the standard acronym for that has been used for years to describe Microsoft and that is M$. so ahem:

      Even if what you said is correct, if M$ are being a bunch of underhanded arseholes

      Fixed that for ya! and of course the obligatory "I'll propably get modded as a troll for this but IT"S F%^#*NG TRUE"

      I'd suggest to all the little M$ fanbois who seeth with whatever emotion that grips them when confronted with the acronym M$ - Get over it, because M$ describes Micro$oft perfectly.

      M$ M$ M$ M$ M$ The only other way I would spell M$ is with using unicode to replace every letter in the brand with currency symbols from around the world to empha$ize the dollar aspect as it is not empha$ized enough.

      What I mean is the geneal public still don't use M$ to refer to M$ and I don't think the message would be lost on them, M$ actually conveys it quite accurately.

      So get over it M$ fanboi's.

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    221. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even as a module?

      The way everything "just works" is really nice and is my favorite part about using ubuntu!

    222. Re:Sign me up... by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      Are you honestly trying to suggest that double clicking an install file or dragging and dropping an install file is somehow only easier than the mess of configure/make/compile simply because it is familiar? Really? Now you're just not being intellectually honest.

      Let's see, typical usage, (using rpm based system), say I want blah, yum install *blah* -y however long after it downloads and installs for me later, I have it, could have done anything I want in the mean time while it was doing it's thing.

      windows, i have to hunt it down on google, download it, then when I remember that I downloaded it, initialize the install process myself as opposed to having it automated..

      for one or two things, this isn't so bad... getting windows from fresh install to a usable state by doing that though, is painful and time consuming.

      General rule of thumb, these days you only have to compile yourself if you're doing some kind of fun mad science (with me it's usually making cross-compilers for strange architectures)

      While I'm a very atypical case, I am used to configure/make/install routine, and I recently used a mac, the click and drag interface was so foreign to me the first time I was waiting there thinking it was just thinking about installing.

      Also, in regards to security, any popular project will have quite a few people studying it's source, it only takes one of those to notice a problem (as you said, spyware etc) to notify everyone else where it will promptly be resolved... but, this never happens because any malicious changes are immediately noticed in the changelogs of the revision control software. Everyone monitoring each other keeps people honest, you can't do that in closed source software.

      People spend years getting a reputation being a good coder, few are willing to lose that simply to get a little cash. When they will be caught sooner or later.

    223. Re:Sign me up... by NolanJurgens · · Score: 1

      If you're shopping for an Ubuntu capable laptop at a retail store with displays, bring a Live CD with you.

    224. Re:Sign me up... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      More expensive doesn't always mean higher margins. That's only the same if the markup is proportional to the cost, which it often isn't.

      Although the first sentence is true, the last is certainly not true - even if the more expensive product has a lower markup in proportion to cost, it may still have a higher margin.

      But in this case, I don't see even your first sentence is relevant. If you have two identical laptops, except one with Linux, one with Windows. What's the markup for Linux? 0. So as long as the markup for Windows is greater than 0, then there will be a higher margin. Unless the company has simply done a fixed markup for both products.

    225. Re:Sign me up... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I object to "fanboi" being used to refer to obsessed trolls. There's nothing wrong with being a fan of something, or indeed a "boi". For people who are obsessed over something - e.g, those who love to use childish terms like "M$", and put it bold just to make the point, and repeatedly use phrases like "get over it" (one might as well say you should "get over it" for people using "MS") - please use another term.

      Also, I object to the apostrophe being misused. It is used to refer to omission or possession.

    226. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe just how brazen your post is. You are saying it's my fault because I didn't just wipe her computer and install Ubuntu. What a fucking joke. Of COURSE I know these packages are in Ubuntu, I use it as my desktop.

      You are completely missing the point. There are plenty of apps out there that aren't in any distro's package manager. It's not a solution to just install a distro that has 'the most' packages, and hope you don't need anything outside the repo.

      I can easily blame Linux for this problem. The whole culture of Linux developers (the OS in general, not the kernel) is that of providing source code and hoping someone else will go through the bother of packaging up a binary for them and including it in their distro. And again, the reason this is usually necessary is because there are a thousand distros that can't standardize on anything, and because they insist on dynamically linking every single source file that might possibly be shared between two apps.

      Also, ASUS is not 'deliberately crippling' their OS. They've chosen a subset of packages available in Debian (as does everyone) for stability reasons; it gives them a package library that is actually possible to test, so they can sell a computer that they can actually warrant that it won't crash upon installing something in the base subset. You'll notice Ubuntu does the exact same thing; you have to explicitly enable multiverse and other repos to get stuff like flash.

      I still can't get over your post. My fault for not erasing her computer. Hot damn. You're a typical Linux zealot if I've ever seen one.

    227. Re:Sign me up... by ivucica · · Score: 1

      And this is where I tell you to go read it, because despite the post being somewhat inflammatory, the guy's got a point and if he's really a retailer, it shows what's it like from their perspective. Go and read it.

    228. Re:Sign me up... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't know what'd be funnier: Microsoft actually paying people to spend time on Slashdot, or people like you who believe this is even a plausible story. It makes Slashdot appear very important, I know. But it isn't.

      They in fact do pay a PR firm (Waggener Edstrom) handsome amounts of money to do lots of stuff, including recruiting shills to "independently" review and blog favorably about their products, including conducting pro-MS Twitter campaigns, and the list goes on. Microsoft's history of astroturfing various forums in an attempt to influence opinion (directly or through PR lackeys) is well-known. The idea that they wouldn't deign to waste their time on slashdot is either deceitful, disingenuous, or naive. We may not be as big or important as Microsoft, but yeah, they've heard of us.

      Based on years of reading/posting here, I'd say the above-mentioned mods were out of the norm. They might be just statistical noise, or quite likely enthusiastic MS fanbois, but there is a reasonable chance that MS or their flunkys had something to do with it. There isn't much difference between a fanboi and an astroturfer anyway.

      Slashdot stories and commenters have screamed MS is going down for years, and they're doing better than ever now.

      Better than ever? Their flagship desktop OS is a flop and losing ground to competitors on all sides; their profitable Office offerings are under attack from several entities such as Sun, Google, and what may be a patent troll lawsuit; their merger/takeover attempt with Yahoo was repeatedly spurned; the EU's ankle-biting has gotten fiercer as of late; their browser, despite a recent and belated decision to properly support industry standards, is steadily losing marketshare; in a booming world of online music distribution their music service failed miserably; and their overhyped mobile platforms aren't gaining much traction.

      They may still be the 800 pound gorilla, but that doesn't mean they are a healthy gorilla

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    229. Re:Sign me up... by ivucica · · Score: 1

      Tried using VMware Server when something broke immediately after 2.6.18? I've had 2.6.18 for few more months on my machine just because VMware guys didn't ship updated kernel module after that version.

      Now, this was VMware, and it's not so important. But what happens when new kernel comes out and breaks ATI's drivers, with their 3-month-release-schedule (there's was an article on /. some time ago about that)? I've seen my pals quite broken down by the effort to get laptop to work after new kernel or X11 update broke their Radeon's drivers.

      He's talking about that kind of ABI. I can still play old Alpha Centauri port, but that ABI is not what hardware manufacturers want.

    230. Re:Sign me up... by vadim_t · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't like the ABI thing. ABI means more closed drivers.

      I like how it is currently. Once a driver goes in the kernel, it remans there. So long anybody is interested, it remains maintained. My cheap, ancient Quickcam Pro remains supported in the latest Linux kernel. In comparison, support is inexistent in 64 bit Windows versions, and there's nothing to do but buying a new webcam.

      This is again why I prefer the Linux way. In Linux the user's interest drives the development. In Windows, it's the manufacturer, who has an economic incentive not to support hardware from 10 years ago, so that you need to buy a new product.

    231. Re:Sign me up... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      What you describe is exactly what happens in Vista and Windows 7. If at all possible, drivers run in user mode and can no longer crash the system.

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    232. Re:Sign me up... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 2, Informative

      Although the first sentence is true, the last is certainly not true - even if the more expensive product has a lower markup in proportion to cost, it may still have a higher margin.

      It may have more gross profit dollars, but the margin will be lower. Margin is a ratio. Specifically, it is gross profits divided by revenue. The gross profit dollars on a large item may be larger than the gross profit dollars on a small item with a larger markup, but the margin itself will be lower.

      Example:
      Cost of $9, markup of $1, GP $1, revenue of $10
      Margin = $1/$10, or 10%

      Cost of $95, markup of $5, GP $5, revenue of $100
      Margin = $5/$100, or 5%

      I might make more GP dollars on the big-ticket items, but I for every dollar I invest in big-ticket inventory, I make less profit back as a percentage of my investment. Items with lower cost but higher markup (like cables and service plans) help bring the overall margin% on the deal up.

      If Company A needs overall margins of 6% to survive, but competition on its big-ticket items drives margins down below that, the only way they can afford to justify selling that item and stay in business is if the sale of the big-ticket item drags along enough add-on sales to bring the overall margin to an acceptable level.

      In computer distribution, I've often seen Windows sold or even below cost, with back-end rebates making the disty partner almost whole at the end. The Windows 95 launch had some shenanigans like that.

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    233. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      They say "Linux is a self help solution. There are no step-by-step tutorials provided, and help documentation is limited.

      These remarks are easily proven false, by demonstrating the large volume of step-by-step tutorials and help documentation that are available.

      They are completely correct, actually. Vista attempts to fix any problems that come up automagically. Sometimes it fails, but for most things it works, and it is kind of impressive. It will even go so far as searching the MS knowlegebase for a solution and apply it if it finds one. Though when it does fail they tend to give you shit for troubleshooting codes, so I wouldn't say it is perfect by any stretch.

      It is automatic though, and there sure as hell isn't anything automatic about fixing a problem in Linux. That's definitely not falsifiable. Man pages are shit, by the way, have you ever tried fixing a linux problem when you didn't have internet access and a wealth of personal Linux knowledge? I have, it sucks. Doable, but sucks.

      This is easily falsifiable by showing the large number of printers that Linux drivers are available for, the small number that drivers are unavailable for. And also showing the large number of printers Linux has drivers for that don't work in Windows 7 / Vista.

      This seems to tell a different story. You're statement is somewhat correct if you only look at printers listed under partially working, unknown, or paperweights. If you include all the printers that don't have 100% Linux support, the picture changes dramatically. Just a quick glance and I'd guess less than half of the printers on that list work correctly. The 25% figure is probably a stretch, and they may be intentionally using an old figure, lying bastards that they are, but it still does not paint a pretty picture for Linux when Vista supports 99% of these. Printers that don't work in Vista / Windows 7 are few and far between. Not so for Linux. There is a reason for that, and it's stacked in MS's favor, but that doesn't change what reality is.

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    234. Re:Sign me up... by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      You pop up and blow your horn about this about once every two weeks from what I've seen, and you're still just rampantly full of shit.

      The reason I added that is I have found if I don't instead of having a discussion on the subject i get 30 posts that are a variation of "M$ suxorz! U is teh newbz! CLI is leet and roxorz! Go back to Windblowz LOL!"

      Yeah, I've seen so much of that in this thread. Oh, wait, no. Just from you. Grow up.

      Does anyone honestly think you could walk up to the geek squad guy or the guy working the counter at Wally World and say "which items here work with Linux?" and they would have a fricking clue?

      I don't give a rat's ass what the electronics clerk at Wal Mart knows or doesn't know. By the way, if you're looking for an answer to that question, it is "Damn near all of them. More of them than will work for Windows. Many, many more than will work for Mac." In the last four years I've been in this business, I cannot recall one device that a customer called me back and said "This doesn't work with Linux." Not. One.

      That is why I won't sell Linux

      Oh, so you don't really know what the hell you're talking about. I do sell Linux machines. They are all I sell. They move well, people like them. One of the big reasons people like them is because shit like installing a new printer is so much easier than on Windows. Plug that sucker in, print a test page. Hey, lookie there, we're done already. Meanwhile, your customers still haven't gotten the CD out of the jewel case. When they get sick of your self-rightious horseshit, give them my number.

      But ultimately the choice is up to the community. Only by throwing a shitfit and demanding a stable ABI will this ever change.

      Spoken like someone who is in no way a part of "the community."

      And guys like me STILL won't be able to sell Linux machines, because even buying the simplest piece of hardware at retail will be a giant minefield for the customer

      I don't think that's the reason, man. Guys like you should stick to selling Windows if that's all you know.

      In 2009 this is simply inexcusable, and will continue to keep Linux in the basement adoption wise.

      Linux use grows exponentially every fucking year. And all your bitching and ignorance won't stop it.

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    235. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Just an addendum, but I think I know how they got the 25% working printers figure for Linux.

      The top printer brands are Canon, Epson, HP, and Lexmark.

      Fully half of Lexmark printers either barely work or are paperweights. Only about 1/4 of Lexmark printers work correctly.

      HP is not as bad, about half of their printers work correctly, and only a handfull work partially or not at all.

      Epson about 1/3 work correctly and another 1/3 work partially or not at all.

      Canon less than 1/4 work correctly, and close to half work partially or not at all.

      These are just eyeball guestimates, but these are the four most popular brands in the world, and the Linux support is shitty. Throw in brands like Xerox or Sharp and it's even worse. Basically, if you buy a popular printer it will probably not work completely correctly, and you've got a good chance of it not working at all.

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    236. Re:Sign me up... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I'm using Redhat Enterprise Linux 5.4

      And a RocketRaid controller whose drivers are open source but not included in the Linux kernel, and not available in compiled form from the OS vendor.

      The RAID vendor ships source code and binaries, but binaries only for the original RHEL 5.0 and major release kernels, they don't roll a new driver for every kernel update.

    237. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      It sounds like he's using a lot of custom drivers. He's also probably exaggerating, but the point is it's a pain in the ass and it happens on a regular basis.

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    238. Re:Sign me up... by slugicide · · Score: 1

      Call me an econotard, but I don't see how more expensive equals higher margins.

    239. Re:Sign me up... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      ... I wanted to fling my laptop across the room after trying for 2 days to get WPA to work on my wireless. hell I couldn't even get the damned thing to stay connected or see the WAP half the time.

      No shit man, wireless has always been hell. The GUI for wireless is horrible in Ubuntu, though they've at least gotten to the point where Atheros works seamlessly and as long as nothing is off-kilter you can use up to WPA2 just fine. If something is amiss though, you're in for a rough time.

      The only reliable way to deal with wireless is with the CLI, and most of the help on the web isn't an explanation of what is wrong so you can troubleshoot it, it's "These commands fix it". Well, sometimes they don't, and then it's more digging. A lot of options that are simply checkboxes in XP or damn near automatic in Vista are obscure command line arguments in Linux. It's annoying, to say the least. Especially when your only internet access is wireless. Damn skippy.

      ... and things that worked with Ubuntu 8 may not work with Ubuntu 9, etc.

      If you've got Linux customers, don't let them let their updates lapse, I went from I think 8.04 to 9.04 (I think, I skipped a bunch of small updates) and all kinds of stuff stopped working, I was pissed. Most of the stuff in the repository was fine, but stuff outside it was broken all to hell. That had never happened when I kept up on the incrimental updates.

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    240. Re:Sign me up... by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      Well considering I went from +5 to negative 2 in under 1 hour, i guess the mods don't agree with you. Only a fool would say that groupthink isn't VERY strong here at /., and I am no fool.

      Really? You don't think it's because you rattle off the same tired and easily refuted talking points every time you post to a discussion involving Linux?

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    241. Re:Sign me up... by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      My problem with the repository system is there is a ton of stuff that is not in the repository. If you want it, it can be a pain in the ass to get it.

      What distribution do you use? Even when I was still using Ubuntu, for stuff that wasn't in the standard repositories, it was never terribly hard to find a .deb for it somewhere. Now that I'm using Arch, everything I could possibly imagine is at least in the AUR.

      why hasn't the Linux community come up with a simple install script/storage container that packs all the dirty stuff into one neat little package for easy distribution?

      install.sh is pretty standard with developers that want to put out a single binary that'll run anywhere and has been for some time.

      As wonderful as the repository idea is - frankly I love that everything is right at your fingertips - it is completely unnecessary with Windows, because Google works just fine as a repository.

      This is just not true and ignores the main selling points of software repositories, such as security and unified updating. Besides that, I disagree with your premise that "Google works just fine as a repository." You can't tell me with a straight face that that's any sort of convenience.

      Frankly, some kind of unified one-step scripted install structure, preferably all in a single container, that actually worked as intended would catapult linux on the desktop by leaps and bounds.

      Again, that's not really a problem. It's trivial for a developer to compile a binary with statically linked libraries and make an install.sh script that puts the end result in /opt or ~. Most commercial software houses that develop for Linux have beeing doing just that for years.

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    242. Re:Sign me up... by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      1. See there is no apt-url link - curse (shit is common here)
      2. Search repository - curse again (often it escalates to fuck or some variation)
      3. Download tarball
      4. Create empty directory to extract tarball into
      5. Extract tarball
      6. Open terminal
      7. Navigate to the directory containing the compile scripts - curse because the tarball made a new directory with a ridiculous name
      8. Make the install with sudo, crossing your fingers that everything works as intended*
      9. Install the software with sudo (easier the second time you use it)**

      * A problem here and it can take 10 minutes to a couple of hours of troubleshooting to fix, may require knowledge of scripting

      ** A problem here and you may be fucked, unless of course you wish to re-write parts of the app that failed

      Moderately humorous and cleverly written, but still a bunch of utter horseshit. What distro are you using and what software are you trying to install that you even get to step 3? Seriously. This is a troll from 2001.

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    243. Re:Sign me up... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Oh really? Did you bother to notice that every post I have made here, even the ones where I simply answered another poster's question, INSTANTLY gets modded to -3? You might want to talk to the modders before you assert that, as they are trying their damnedest to prove you wrong. If you will follow my parent post on down you will find I have been insulted enough that other posters are even going so far as to post comments like this telling others not to "shoot the messenger". But of course since more than half the posts these days are by Anon Cowards I'll be accused of writing it myself.

      Have you actually walked into a major retail store lately? Which aisle is the Linux printers on? Can you give me an ironclad guarantee that this wifi stick I am looking at will work? How about this all in one? Where is the list of items on sale at Walmart this week that I can give my customers that show which items function and which are paperweights? Because this brand new Lexmark All In One and this off brand wifi stick I am looking at right now don't actually work AT ALL. Oh, the wifi will work as long as you don't actually want security on the thing, but who in the hell in this day and age wants to run with zero security?

      But don't believe me, check it yourself. Go to Walmart.com, Bestbuy.com, and Staples.com and write down the brands of laptops, PCs, and peripherals for sale, from webcams and wifi sticks to all in one printers. Then go to the Ubuntu forums and look up every single one for compatibility. You will find you are MAYBE looking at 30%, and that is if you count ones like I have just listed where you can't even run WEP. Now figure in at $75 an hour how much time it will take per box to make the Windows "tax" more economical. The correct answer is 1.5 hours, and considering I spent 4 DAYS trying to get the wireless chip on my laptop to actually consistently work (Which BTW it never did, even with no security) you can see how quickly the minefield of hardware incompatibility can make Linux a losing proposition.

      So while I am glad you are having some luck selling Linux, I'm willing to bet the hours you are investing (without actually getting paid) if you figured at even $50 an hour would quickly equal money pit. Without an easy and simple way to point my customers to functional Linux hardware in your average retail store the support costs will bankrupt me. How many hours do you spend fixing customers boxes for free when "update foo broke sound" which we see every single time there is a point release in the major distros? I'm betting that either you spend quite a lot of your "free" time doing work on other people's machines without pay, or you are selling to corporate/business customers that are willing to pay for support contracts. But my time is $75 an hour, no exceptions. When on my own time I am working on MY stuff, not theirs, and if I am working on someone else's box I expect to get paid.

      I bet if you followed the same rules and didn't allow yourself to be everyone's free Linux tech support that you would quickly find as I did that the lack of an ABI and hardware certification program makes Linux a black hole of money/time suckage. But hey, we can't let reality interfere with anything, can we? So feel free to go ahead and insult me some more. That won't make the items at the above retailers actually work, and considering the fact that Linux costs $0.00 and yet no major retail chain will actually carry it, makes me think I'm on to something here. Unless you think MSFT secretly paid off every retail chain in the entire USA.

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    244. Re:Sign me up... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Same here (assuming the content is worthy of being modded down). If someone wants to be a martyr, then I'll indulge them.

    245. Re:Sign me up... by BadDreamer · · Score: 1

      I'm curious; how is a stable ABI going to change a single thing? Right now the manufacturer can look what chip they put in their hardware, look at the kernel drivers, and slap a penguin on the box if the chip has a driver. If there is a stable ABI the manufacturer can ... what exactly?

    246. Re:Sign me up... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Has anything changed? Can I point my customers towards the Linux section in Walmart? Is there an easy way to tell if this new laptop they are looking at in Best Buy will actually work in Ubuntu, with NO non-functional hardware? No? Until the answer to that is yes, why shouldn't I point out the problem? Giving all this press to an OS for getting a memory tweak when you still can't even walk into Walmart and pick up hardware for the damned thing is just insanity, as XKCD has even made a funny of.

      Until one of those answers is YES I will continue to point out why Linux doesn't sell at retail, in the hopes that one day things will change. Eventually things have to change, or Linux will become such a geek niche OS that nobody will even care anymore. Because in 2009 not being able to simply buy a piece of hardware without taking a fricking test first is simply unacceptable. And as we have seen the "source code or nothing!" attitude gets you exactly that...nothing. If things don't change I predict Windows 7 will be another XP and when Windows 8 gets ready for release 5 years from now we will AGAIN here the tired old "Here is our chance! Year of the Linux desktop!" which of course never ever comes. Why should it, when I can't even buy a printer without studying first?

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    247. Re:Sign me up... by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

      In order to get customers to come in the first place you first have to get them inside your whorehouse.

      There, fixed that for you.

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    248. Re:Sign me up... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      They are completely correct, actually. Vista attempts to fix any problems that come up automagically.

      What? No. That's completely wrong. Vista does not automatically try to fix all problems. Maybe you have a special build of Vista or something. It tries to fix some problems, e.g. it reboots after a crash, but Vista would be unusable otherwise.

      Some of the most common Windows problems are malware on the system, and Vista does nothing about this.

      Vista doesn't even have documentation or well-published tutorials to help deal with many of the problems that can arise. The documentation of the Windows registry, and where you should go to clear or fix an app's settings for troubleshooting is basically non-existent.

      Compare to Linux, where the file format and meaning of all the basic system configuration files are well documented. If you absolutely have to tweak settings by hand, you can find all the helpfiles and step-by-step tutorials you need.

      Vista also does nothing about broken updates/software installers thet have corrupted important files, corrupt registry,

      It is automatic though, and there sure as hell isn't anything automatic about fixing a problem in Linux.

      Linux doesn't spontaneously develop problems like Windows does. If it doesn't break on its own, how the hell would you expect it to fix itself?

      Unlike with Windows, the distribution vendors ship the third-party software apps, and in the case of major distros like Redhat, they actually qualify third-party software, and make sure it works.

      With Windows, you download third-party software from third-party websites, it hasn't been even looked at by Microsoft, and it's a diceroll, whether it will be just fine, or whether it will 'break' your system, make subtle unexpected changes, or even modify well-hidden registry settings or drop files with poor permissions, creating massive security risks.

      The vast majority of problems that develop on Linux systems are hardware failures.

      Man pages are shit, by the way,

      Man pages are quick 'help files', not the manual. For the most part, they are only utilized by command-line users.

      The manuals are info pages. Browsable using the info browser, on most enterprise distros, this is accessible from the Gnome or KDE desktop, using the menu.

    249. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stopped reading at the first blatant lie.

      Dell is still proudly offering linux.

      http://www.dell.com/content/topics/segtopic.aspx/linux_3x?c=us&cs=19&l=en&s=dhs

    250. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So far I estimate I have spent at least 4 hours trying to identify a laptop I can simply walk in and buy from Sams Club, or any major store, and expect it to run Ubuntu and have the devices work.

      I'm still waiting to buy a laptop that I can buy from a major store and expect Windows to work. I use both Windows and Linux almost equally over the period of a month throughout my work. I still have to install patches to get native Windows software to work within Windows and have two applications that refuse to run under Vista. All, well and good, use XP instead I hear you shout. I have an Acer 4720z which even after downloading all the drivers from Acer, and common replacements from bloggers dedicated to getting this working mine still doesn't work under XP. The bluetooth claims it isn't installed, although the driver is there and the bluetooth indicator comes up after every boot. Wireless is dodgy to say the least, every time I open up the wireless network options every available network comes up 100% signal but takes 30 mins to connect. The keyboard is Latin American Spanish and I have tried to delete the US English options but it still defaults to US English. Vista drained the battery life out of this machine, XP is marginally better, until I stick in a CD. The webcam driver affects the shutdown for some reason so I can never power the machine down correctly with the webcam installed; good job I don't use it I guess.

      Now I've shifted my main work on to Ubuntu 9.04. It worked straight away, not tinkering, though the webcam software is pretty weird. Wireless networks are simple to select and the battery is performing for just over 3 hours. I agree that getting some things going in Linux can be a nightmare but at least there is usually a solution. I run both Windows and Linux on between 30 and 70 machines at work with many different types of hardware (previous provider was not very organised with buying in bulk) and only Windows seems to cause us trouble. We rarely have security issues on either platform but maintaining drivers and applications to the same levels on each machine is almost a full time job for three engineers.

      My only gripe about Linux is many machines are used away from the internet and there is just too much reliance on the internet to provide dependencies, software packages and documentation. At least with Windows, when the software works you have almost everything you will ever need in a handful of applications.

      Can't log in again, posted by adam.ec

    251. Re:Sign me up... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Walk into Best Buy, hell get online at their site and do a "virtual walkthrough". Can you tell which items will work in Linux, and which will be a royal PITA?

      This has nothing to do with a "stable ABI". This has everything to do with
      the bulk of the market feeding the positive feedback loop which is the idea
      to support what "the bulk of the market uses". So there is this idea that
      you can just blindly assume that something will work for MS-DOS and also
      work well.

      Perhaps there will be a label to indicate whether or not it works with MacOS.

      With Linux you have to check yourself.

      OTOH, it doesn't always work like that. This is rather remarkable considering the situation.

      Of course the shills are always whipping up hysteria about anything non-Microsoft and continuing to perpetuate the lie that Windows is somehow a proper MacOS clone.

      People use something other than Windows because they don't need a lot of mediocrity. They want one of something that works WELL.

      As long as the free market prevails, whiners like you don't really matter.

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    252. Re:Sign me up... by jedidiah · · Score: 0

      > I spent ~3 months trying

      You can write a driver from scratch in that amount of time. While the fact
      that your particular chosen device isn't supported is a great tragedy, it
      doesn't alter the fact that a lot are.

      You can apply the same amount of effort that you should have expended to
      determine if the device was suitable for your needs in general to the
      task of determining if it is supported on some non-Windows OS.

      You want to cherry pick webcams? How bout we cherry pick capture cards?

      Does MCE have support for the HDPVR yet? This isn't some obscure little
      cheap thing that people may never heard of. This is sort of a killer
      device in it's own little niche and was eagerly awaited with users of
      multiple platforms standing in line to preorder the thing.

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    253. Re:Sign me up... by fritsd · · Score: 1

      We have to lie. We must lie. It is imperative. Why? The truth can't sell. There it is in a nutshell. Truth about pharmaceuticals, processed foods, pollution, politics, power, religion, ... ALL of cannot stand intense scrutiny.

      That's sick.
      In the sense that, it's not a stable and healthy basis for a civilisation.
      I'll throw a Godwin for this:
      What you say reminds me of the factoid that many Americans now believe that the war in Iraq has anything to do with the war in Afghanistan. This was fomented e.g. by showing news flashes from both wars in an alternating pattern.People then quickly form the association that because there's a temporal relationship (i.e. they watch footage from the war in Afghanistan and then Hans Blix in Iraq, every day: Iraq - Afghanistan - Iraq - Afghanistan - etc.) then there must also be a causal link.
      What is "sick", in the sense of "unhealthy", is that in 20-50 years, it's going to be difficult for Americans to get a proper perspective of events in our time, because what the historians write will be dissimilar from what the people remember from the stories of their grandparents.
      A bit like the outrage in Turkey now, about the demands of the EU that they get to grips with their peoples role in the Armenian genocide of 1915. The Turks of our generation say: "what Armenian genocide? There was no Armenian genocide in our history books".

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    254. Re:Sign me up... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Brazen nothing.

      If ASUS screwed up the OS, ASUS screwed up the OS.

      It doesn't matter if it's Windows, Linux or MacOS.

      Installing Linux from scratch is not the death defying feat that the Lemming fear mongers make it out to be.

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    255. Re:Sign me up... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Have you actually walked into a major retail store lately? Which aisle is the Linux printers on?
      > Can you give me an ironclad guarantee that this wifi stick I am looking at will work? How about
      > this all in one?

      You can't give the same for a random Windows box.

      The idea that you ever could is a part of the big Microsoft lie.

      This "grave Linux problem" is also the same problem that a Mac would have.

      If you buy things blindly and at random then "altOS compatability" is the least of your worries.

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    256. Re:Sign me up... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      If you are going to indulge in this sort of fear mongering at least try to get the details right.

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    257. Re:Sign me up... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Talk about mindless fear mongering.

      If you buy something and it doesn't work out (for whatever reason), then you just TAKE IT BACK.

      I guess that has gone out of style.

      Although in my mind that's kind of the point of dealing with real storefront.
      You can kick the tires, see the product and even return it yourself if it
      doesn't work out exactly like you wanted. You don't even have to pay BS shipping
      charges for the priveledge. (sucks for scratched DVDs)

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    258. Re:Sign me up... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Uhhhhh....look at the box dude. You see this little logo that says "Certified for Windows XP"? That means that it works on...dum dum dum....Windows XP! And they have a little logo for Windows Vista, and I am already starting to see Windows 7 logos popping up at Walmart. It makes it trivial to point out which devices my customers can actually buy, while at the same time cutting my support costs to zippola. I can point out the WinVista logo and say "that is what you have. Make sure that anything you buy has THAT logo" and it will work. It may not work perfectly, and the drivers may occasionally be bloated of flaky, but you know what? I have NEVER had a device with that logo be a paperweight. Not ever.

      Now walk Joe Normal into Walmart. Where are the Linux printers? Which wifi sticks work? Are you sure that the wifi chip in this laptop will work in Ubuntu without jumping through hoops or not being able to actually use WPA? The simple fact is you, as a long term Linux user, can't answer a single one of those questions with any certainty AT ALL. And the poor kid making minimum wage behind the counter sure as fuck don't know the answer, so what is Joe to do?

      There is a REASON why MSFT and Apple are kicking the crap out of Linux, even though Windows costs a minimum of $89 and Apple has a $1000 entry fee, and it is NOT some big conspiracy. It is because any Apple user can walk into any Apple store and find device after device that will "just work". The Windows user can walk into any department store chain on the entire planet and by taking a grand total of 10 seconds to look at the label find device after device that "just works" Linux? If you don't study like it is a fricking test, and even then Deity help you if they changed chips without rebranding the model, you are royally fucked.

      That is no lie. That is no FUD. That is as much a fact as the sky is blue. Go to any forum and they will tell you that you have to 'research" first. And you know what my customers will say to that? "How much is Windows Home again?". It is 2009 people, there is NO excuse. This is the kind of shit we had to deal with in 1989, and it is why Linux is sitting at 1%. Linux has great desktops, tons of software ready to go out of the box, cool graphics and support for just about any language. The ONLY thing that is seriously boning Linux right now is the fact that the "source code or nothing!" faction has made sure that there is NO way to certify any hardware for Linux. Don't give us your source? Then screw you, good luck getting your driver to work across point releases. Having to keep the drivers in the kernel just to get them to work is insanity, and the zealotry needs to die in a fire. Companies would be more than happy to have a "Linux 32/64" driver on the CD and a happy Tux logo on the box if you would just let them. But as it is now you would be lucky if it worked past a single point release.

      But don't take my word for it, watch and see. Windows 7, despite the cost, will be as big a hit as XP. And next year Linux will be bragging about 2%. And it is a fucking shame, as Linux is a great OS and I would love nothing more than to have low cost Linux units for my customers. But until Sally and Joe can walk into Walmart without having to study just to buy a gadget, I simply can't carry your product. And all the major retailers apparently feel the same. Make it as easy as Windows and OSX and watch the customers roll in. Don't and remain the "really hard to use geeks OS". Your choice Linux guys.

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    259. Re:Sign me up... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on the higher margins count, but it's not because they're more expensive.

      Stores can potentially make more money off software sales because hardware has much tighter competition. It takes a certain amount of raw materials and workmanship to produce a netbook, and once they've all reached the lowest common denominator (made in China, barest minimum amount of materials) your shop buys them for only slightly less than what they sell them for, and can only apply a small markup to stay competitive with the shop down the street. Comparatively, software costs nothing to mass-produce, so whatever prices the developer/publisher charge are weighed up against how many copies they think they will sell to turn a profit. This figure is often much less than what Joe Consumer is willing to pay, so retailers can maintain a high profit margin.

      Why this hasn't resulted in a price war escapes me. With margins so high I would have thought retailer A could simply undercut retailer B by dropping their margin. Margin cut + business uptake ?= Profit

      ( '?=' means 'potentially equals' in my own little world )

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    260. Re:Sign me up... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      The details are right, and it's not "fear mongering", it's just the unfortunate truth.

    261. Re:Sign me up... by bcmm · · Score: 1

      I'm almost sure RHEL has packages for kernel sources. Stop fetching your own.

      Yes, it unfortunate that your distro doesn't package that driver. But couldn't you script the repetitive process of rebuilding it? I refuse to believe that it takes three hours to actually compile, so presumably this includes having to look up how to do it, every time.

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    262. Re:Sign me up... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      all I'm trying to do is use my wireless internet

      Get a well-supported wireless card. Most Intel cards are supported out of the box on Ubuntu -- literally, point, click, done.

      or listen to music and open a video up at the same time

      If it's that you want different sound sources to mix, that's one of the motivations behind PulseAudio. But I don't use it -- even the cheap sound that came in my laptop seems to mix properly in ALSA.

      If it was an issue at all, I can mplayer -nosound.

      or play around with some voice recognition software.

      Got me there, I haven't tried that.

      I want to use my computer to do stuff, too, not spend all day trying to figure out why cygwin doesn't work, or how to make my monitor keep the right aspect ratio when I change resolutions, or how to get a decent commandline running.

      It's possible that my needs are different -- but then, I also don't have to fight with antivirus/antispyware/antitrojan/antiphishing/antieverything, as I know how to keep my Windows clean.

      But then, part of that is taking regular disk images. Anyone know offhand how to make a Windows livecd that can be used to take a disk image of my regular Windows install, while browsing the Web and generally using my computer (everything except the Windows partition)?

      Also, the annoyances you've mentioned aren't really related to installing software.

      Is it really that difficult to take the configure/compile/install process and package it up into one step?

      More than you'd think. But mostly, it's something to which there is no single grand unified solution. I'll give you an example of solutions which have been tried and failed miserably: .app folders (the OS X concept) originated on Unix. Unix people tend not to like them because they're bloated, and they don't make it trivial to patch one library for all applications which use it.

      Making a package manager that can handle configure/make/install for any app isn't trivial, but it has been done -- see various ports systems (BSD, MacPorts), or Gentoo Portage for a better example. It's pretty trivial to build a Gentoo ebuild (package), which is ultimately a script that tells Gentoo how to download the source in a tarball (often right from SourceForge), compile it, install it, and record that installation process so it can be uninstalled later. (Oh, and it handles dependencies, too.)

      Ultimately, this sucks for two big reasons: First, you still end up with breakage if you customize your system at all. And second, why should you wait hours for something like KDE to compile, when a binary distro can give you the compiled version instantly?

      Everybody else can do it

      By "everybody else", you obviously mean "BSD", because neither Windows nor OS X has done that. All they've done is specified a convenient binary format -- in the case of Windows, it's not even that, it's just a convention of using an exe.

      Also worth mentioning: We have that too. It's called a deb. And also an rpm. And also a... hmm.

      Then again, if you just release either a deb or an rpm, people from the other distro will figure out how to install it anyway. If you release it under an open license, maybe someone will even package it for you.

      I suspect the main reason people don't do this is to make their app more portable -- the source is more likely to work on more platforms (including other CPU architectures) than if it was source. That's kind of the whole point of the ./configure script in the first place.

      Now, you may be right that it would be a good idea to have a package format that could at least compile itself on any platform. But that's a bit like PulseAudio -- trying to unify all the different package managers by adding yet another doesn't solve anything unless it absolutely mops the floor with those other package managers.

      And agai

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    263. Re:Sign me up... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Linux is no more secure from a man in the middle attack than windows, no matter what you might think.

      "No matter what you might think." -- now that's a high class troll.

      Let's follow your logic a bit:

      The attack happens outside the OS, and the repository your Linux machine is no less vulnerable than a web browser in Windows.

      Except that the web browser in Windows isn't verifying the signature of the app I'm downloading. The package manager in Linux is, for everything.

      If I install a third-party repository that has its own set of keys, I'm vulnerable to a MITM exactly once, when I set it up. From then on, I am not vulnerable to a MITM.

      If you think downloading a binary opens you up to MITM any more than downloading an HTML file, then you don't know enough about network security.

      If you think a successful MITM on a binary is no more dangerous than a successful MITM on an HTML file, then you don't know enough about security in general.

      Um... duh? The browser sandboxes the HTML. Worst they could do is display wrong or misleading information in a browser window, unless there's actually a vulnerability in the browser.

      Huh? SSL stands for Secure Socket Layer, it's a secure transfer protocol which encrypts the data it sends.

      SSL is also a system of certificates, implying a chain of trust.

      Ubuntu repositories operate over HTTP, which stands for HyperText Transfer Protocol. Notice anything? No "secure" in there at all, because it is NOT secure.

      *facepalm*

      Ubuntu packages are also cryptographically signed, and checked with GnuPG. Anyone fucks with the HTTP stream, or with the CD, or with the file on disk, and apt will complain loudly and refuse to install the file.

      It also has the added benefit that it's much less work for both the server and the client -- the server can be pretty much a dumb HTTP server, and the client doesn't have to deal with a crypto stream, just a signature check.

      In fact, I'll bet money this is how Windows Update works.

      That doesn't even make sense man.

      Lots of things don't make sense when you don't bother to research them.

      If you want to make sense of it, man apt-key apt-secure.

      You are clearly not understanding my gripe.

      Ditto.

      But the repositories don't have everything, and for everything that is not in the repository installation sucks.

      Nope. Try installing Chrome for Linux sometime. You pretty much point and click.

      Why the hell should I have to make a Gentoo package for Ubuntu?

      When did I ever suggest that?

      In Windows and OSX such packages are standard.

      In Ubuntu, there is a standard for them, too. It's called a deb file. Again, check out Chrome for an example of this done right.

      The main difference is, on Windows and OS X, there are repositories (Microsoft Update, Apple's Software Update), but they aren't available to third-party developers.

      If a Gentoo package really is the answer, why doesn't everyone who does not put their software into a repository build a Gentoo-style package?

      Mostly because Portage, the Gentoo package manager, doesn't have wide adoption. Nor does Gentoo itself. So while it wouldn't be terribly difficult to do so, there's just no incentive right now.

      Hell, a stupid little script that peeked inside a tarball and said "Hey, that's an application!" and popped up a little window that said "This is an application package, would you like to configure and install it?" would be brilliant, easy, and pretty much universal.

      It would be close to universal. It would become universal if the developers attached a little metadata.

      But it wouldn't be universal. Most packages ar

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    264. Re:Sign me up... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      if your installer is in a Zip file, you open it and run it.

      Unless the zipfile is of the program itself, in which case, you make a folder, drag the contents of the zipfile to that folder, and run it. And technically, you probably should be putting that folder somewhere in Program Files, and making it owned by whatever usually owns Program Files, and, you know, all the stuff that an installer normally does for you.

      it's still corporate. As is Fedora and Red Hat and Debian.

      You may well have a point with Ubuntu, but which corporation runs Debian?

      When I mention "driver" to someone and they give me a funny look and say "What's a driver?", do you really think they will have an easy time of using Linux?

      I suspect they already do, with Google and tons of websites they use, and possibly with their phone. As for the desktop, absolutely, yes.

      Perhaps they will have a difficult time installing Linux, but they would very likely have an easy time of using it.

      Put another way: Is that the kind of person who generally installs software on their computer? Is it the kind of person you want installing software on their computer?

      you'll spend 20 minutes just trying to get them to open a terminal so you can give them the commands to fix whatever issues they have that cannot be fixed via the GUI.

      After which I'll spend ten seconds typing those commands into an IM window, and having them copying and pasting them into that terminal.

      And that assumes you're right about those 20 minutes. Most people I know can handle "Click the word Applications in the upper left of the screen. Then click Accessories. Then click Terminal."

      But again, there's still that large assumption that such an issue will come up at all. In my experience, issues come up for people on Windows that require such calls much more frequently than on Linux.

      What you think someone should or should not be allowed to do is irrelavent and imposing that on others frankly goes against the whole Linux and free software philosophy.

      I beg to differ. If that was really the case, Linux would likely be distributed under a BSD license, rather than the GPL.

      The question is, will they have a better experience installing software (and thus putting themselves at risk), or not installing software?

      To do this, the guy blew away Windows and installed Ubuntu without telling the guy what all he did.

      Pretty inexcusable.

      particularly the web apps, they are pretty archaic and require IE6. But since the helpful Linux guy trashed the machine to put in his personal preference, instead of just helping the poor guy get set up, one of the guys I work with had to re-install Vista for him.

      Vista? Really?

      And if that was really the only problem he was having, it's possible to install IE6 on Linux. Not that I am suggesting he should've done this on his own, but then, he also couldn't have reformatted to Vista on his own.

      I'd also suggest contacting the maintainers of those web apps and complaining, even if you're going to reformat. This is a guy who shouldn't have to know or care what web browser he's using. It's irresponsible of the apps in question to require a specific web browser.

      I mean, to put it another way, what if he'd gotten a Mac?

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    265. Re:Sign me up... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Follow the instructions... like the one that says "drag to your applications folder" and has the alias right there.

      You're expecting the average user -- the one we're talking about in this discussion -- to read, instead of "Oh, there's my app! *click*"

      Trust me, I've seen that particular instruction in a Firefox DMG that was being used in just this manner.

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    266. Re:Sign me up... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Your ??? is "install foo", where foo is the name of whatever you wanted.

      Never mind the point-and-click GUI that is add/remove programs.

      most will be able to read and understand the words that appear in the folder telling them to drag the icon onto the big Applications alias icon sitting beside it.

      Of the Mac users I've seen, I've only seen two ends of the spectrum.

      One is highly technical. They use a Mac because they like Unix, but they also like stuff Just Working, and they like the slick, shiny interface, and all the proprietary software available. These people would be perfectly capable of installing software from MacPorts or RubyGems if they had to, and indeed, Macs are popular among the Rails community.

      The other is highly non-technical. They like a Mac because it's what they've always used, and they have no idea what goes on under the hood. It's these people who tend to ignore the instructions and focus on the pictures.

      And it's here that Linux is actually easier -- because if someone includes a link to an apt-url, or to a deb, they can point and click, and it'll work, and there is no way they can screw it up and have it be half-installed as a disk image somewhere.

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    267. Re:Sign me up... by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Also, I object to the apostrophe being misused. It is used to refer to omission or possession.

      Thanks' for letting me know.

      I object to "fanboi" being used to refer to obsessed trolls. There's nothing wrong with being a fan of something, or indeed a "boi". For people who are obsessed over something - e.g, those who love to use childish terms like "M$", and put it bold just to make the point, and repeatedly use phrases like "get over it" (one might as well say you should "get over it" for people using "MS") - please use another term.

      What would you suggest that fits in two letters that is not already being used? M$ has been the standard way to refer to Micro$oft for almost 2 decades. When I type M$ it creates a certain reaction, it is totally appropriate to use it to refer to Microsoft.

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    268. Re:Sign me up... by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      Moreover, most major hardware vendors aren't willing and don't want to distribute drivers as open source.

      Linux kernel driver developers have never requested that. They've only requested hardware specs so that reasonable drivers can be written. Is it so hard to release specs on the hardware you produce?

      Btw, all this reflects extremely negatively on the Linux kernel and strongly discourages hardware vendors from trying to support it.

      No. All of this reflects badly on hardware vendors who hide *their* interface. It's as broken as in the 70's and 80's when computer makers brought out proprietary (and unique) operating systems for their new computers. We broke them.

      I suppose the "year of the Linux desktop" will be when we finally get hardware vendors to realize that it is in their best interest to open up their specs. They'll even save money by cost shifting - make everyone, including Microsoft write drivers for their hardware.

      There is a huge rat here and it's not the "unstable Linux kernel driver ABI".

    269. Re:Sign me up... by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      The Linux way is: The chip manufacturer's (hopefully) provides specs. Kernel supports the chip, supporting at once both the Logitech and the Creative webcams using the same hardware, possibly covering 10 different webcams with the same driver. This means that the users of all of those get unified, and if Logitech contributes a bug fix, Creative users get it too. The kernel provides the same interface for all webcams, so that so long it works, the software doesn't care what you have.

      That's a decent summary. The main point is that the hardware vendor supplies the specs, we write the drivers. Which also implies that we maintain and support the drivers.

      There's as much reason that hardware vendors should be supplying device drivers they have written as companies like Dell supplying computers with O/Ses they have written - none at all. That was settled almost three decades ago.

    270. Re:Sign me up... by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      Webcam drivers and the like DO NOT BELONG IN THE KERNEL.

      Sigh. Let's fight the eternal micro -vs- monolithic kernel debate again.

      Hardware specs need to be in the hands of developers and then it doesn't matter where the driver code resides.

    271. Re:Sign me up... by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      Something like 90% of Windows blue screens post-Windows 98 are because of third-party hardware drivers. XP onwards stopped applications from being able to crash Windows, but there's not a damn thing it can do about shitty drivers.

      Maybe so, but there certainly is something they can do - the drivers for Microsoft Windows should be written by Microsoft employees not the hardware vendors.

    272. Re:Sign me up... by shewfig · · Score: 1

      You're right that drivers don't belong in the kernel. At the very least they belong in loadable modules. That way, if the driver's being flaky, it can be unloaded and a different driver loaded, just like in... huh, I guess Windows doesn't do that without a reboot.

      Kidding aside, how does Windows address the critique you have of Linux in a way that provides more value to the end user or IT administrator?

    273. Re:Sign me up... by shewfig · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Speaking of printers in Linux:

      My fiancee just had me print a document for her, because she hasn't figured out how to add the printer to her XP netbook. (No CD drive) OTOH, adding that same printer to my Linux netbook was quick & painless.

      Adding this printer in Windows requires either:
        a) installing the "enhanced" software that came with the printer, or
        b) downloading an installer for the same bloated crapware from the vendor's website - if you can find it.
      If I want to download just the driver, that's not an option.

      The infrastructure built into XP via Windows Update implies that the printer manufacturer could register the driver with MS and make it magically work, but oddly enough, manufacturers seem to prefer not to do this. Apparently, it's easier for them to ship dubious 3rd-party crapware than it is to get MS to host their driver.

      ("Crapware" in this case is defined as software which adds several seconds to my boot time, takes over 5% of my system memory, and _requires_ me to perform actions in a manner inconsistent with the standard ways Windows would do it for any other vendor. Extra credit if it crashes.)

      In short, it is interesting to me that, going with Linux, I had less user effort, a more consistent user interface, and a more stable / faster system.

      YMMV, this is anecdotal evidence, etc... but so is a lot of the MS-provided FUD. I bought the printer from Fry's (best price per feature - and it's Brother, which arguably isn't obscure), my fiancee's netbook from Best Buy, and my netbook from t3h internet.

    274. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I modded you troll because you were karma whoring. You should be more wary of making unfounded assumptions.

    275. Re:Sign me up... by iYk6 · · Score: 1

      Somebody call nVidia and let them know.

      nVidia already knows. Anybody who uses an nVidia card and Linux already knows. Try to use the Debian Lenny (2009) nVidia driver with the Debian Etch (2007) kernel, or vise versa.

      Fortunately, the nVidia wrapper is GPL and open source, so kernel hackers and distro maintainers can update it as appropriate, but that isn't a solution, that's just something that kinda works sometimes, if you are a kernel hacker.

    276. Re:Sign me up... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Seeing how my parent post and nearly a half dozen others got modded to hell for opposing groupthinkl I'm surprised you saw it, but I will be happy to answer your question. Windows negates this problem by means of the "certified for Windows x" solution. I can sell a box and tell the customer "see this logo? As long as the product you buy says it is certified for Windows (insert version they have) you are good to go" and they are. Sure the driver may sometimes be a little bloated or flaky, but they DO work. I have NEVER had a single device certified for WinXP be a paperweight in WinXP.

      Compare that to the popular Linux of the day, Ubuntu. How do I tell my customers which wifi card is safe? Will that new laptop they are looking at continue to work reliably when the next updates are released? Which printers that are on sale currently at Walmart will work in PCLOS? The answer to all those questions is you don't have a clue. You don't know, I don't know, the kid behind the counter sure as hell don't know, and that is the problem.

      Without a stable ABI it is impossible to certify devices for Linux, because everything from the kernel on up is shifting like the desert sands and what works in Ubuntu 8 may not work at all 6 months later when Ubuntu 9 comes out. I believe this is done deliberately by the hardcore followers of RMS in the Linux camp. By refusing to allow a stable ABI it makes it easier to continue their demands of "source code or nothing!". Just witness those in this very thread that say all the problems would be solved "if you give the code to the kernel developers so they can integrate it into the kernel tree". But there is another way for business to deal with the situation, and that is to simply ignore you and let Linux rot. You need them, they do NOT need you.

      Any lawyer with half a brain would advise AGAINST sharing source code, as the risk of patent trolls is high compared to the gains of a 2% user base. What they WILL do is give you a "Linux 32/64" folder on their CD written to the Linux ABI if you would simply let them, as nobody likes giving up potential customers. But I truly believe in my heart that this situation won't change, and Linux will stay a niche. I believe this because there are too many hardcore militants in the FLOSS camps that treat Linux as a religion, not simply a quality Operating System. And as we have seen time and time again with groups like PETA, militants over time only get worse, never better. Compromise is a word they will simply never allow into their vocabularies, and as we saw with RMS and the "anti-TiVo" clause in GPL V3 they can be downright nasty if you refuse to accept things "their" way. But most hardware manufacturers simply don't want to play the GPL game, and with Windows and OSX they don't have to. And without their help, so that retailers large and small can just say "look for the fat penguin on the box and you're good" Linux will never cease being anything but a niche. Because most consumers aren't gonna study simply to buy a piece of hardware. And frankly it is 2009 and they shouldn't have to.

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    277. Re:Sign me up... by BadDreamer · · Score: 1

      Now I see where you're coming from. You're assuming the way to go is OEM provided hardware drivers.

      Compare the stability of your average Windows install with OEM drivers to the stability of your average Linux system and you'll see why this assumption is flawed. Hardware vendors are really lousy at writing software, as a general rule.

      And your facts are wrong; if the network card works with the current incarnation of Linux, it will work with the next one as well. This is one of the strengths of the Linux approach, with the driver being in the kernel and not updated at the whim of the manufacturer.

      You're arguing that the only way forward is to throw away the stability and strength of Linux. To abandon the approach which has made Linux stable, secure and solid, and invite the mess of hardware drivers which has made Windows a mess.

      Contrast this with what the hardware vendors can do today, right now. They can look at the chips in their hardware, and see if there are drivers in Linux for them. If there are, they can slap the tux on their box, and have another market for their hardware. If there isn't, they have a choice to release the specs or not. Either case is better than a hardware vendor provided driver. Yes, no support at all is better than a driver the kind of which Windows gets. No-one wants a "Linux 32/64" folder with a broken, outdated driver. What we, and joe sixpack, actually want is a penguin on the boxes which have drivers in the kernel.

      You're right. The situation won't change. The ABI won't become stable, because that will make Linux unstable. That's not "militant", there is no shooting programmers or bombing software houses, it's just common sense, and the reason Linux will steadily gain user base.

    278. Re:Sign me up... by shewfig · · Score: 1

      Interesting that your post ends with "YMMV". If you see the other response that I posted about my printer problem, MMDV (My Mileage DID Vary!) In short, Linux handles my printer fine, and Windows refuses to talk to it without a resource-intensive application which tries to circumvent the normal printing process.

      My personal interpretation of the reason behind this is that someone at MS decided to create a revenue center behind "Certified for Windows". The unintended consequence is that, rather than pay MS for the privilege of having hardware "just work", some manufacturers are refusing to accept things "the MS" way, and are releasing drivers not merely non-certified, but encumbered with "value added" software whose main claim to value, as far as I can tell, is forcing users to operate in a way inconsistent with the normal Windows method, not to mention the overall Windows user experience. Rather than assuring a quality customer experience, MS has almost architected the opposite effect.

      This isn't just "fringe" players. My printer is a Brother. My fiancee's netbook is a Toshiba - and it came loaded with crapware for setting up WiFi, Bluetooth, etc. The UI is "high concept" which means it makes sense only after you puzzle out the metaphor that the designed thought you'd intuitively understand. At least it had less crapware than came on my Dell, most of which was trial versions of software I'd never use for free, much less pay for, and most of which was tedious to remove.

      It's ironic that when I pay for Windows, it comes laden with invasive pseudo-advertising. Linux, which is free, doesn't.

      But I digress from your response, which, if I read it right, boils down to "manufacturers can't write drivers for Linux unless they release the source code, which they would be stupid to do, so I can't guarantee that any given piece of hardware will work with any given Linux release."

      Here's the problem: you're arguing that MS has provided end users with quality control through their "Buy a sticker from MS" certification program. However, their stable ABI allows vendors to bypass that quality control and hijack my user experience. You further argue that the Linux quality control procedure, namely releasing source code, is bad for business, so vendors should have a similar option of bypassing linux's quality control.

      The discussion exposes 3 types of hardware vendor:
      1) provide true enhanced value through better hardware.
      2) claim to provide enhanced value by shipping common hardware with non-standard software.
      3) ship the same thing as everyone else.

      Type 1 vendors shouldn't have to worry about releasing source code, since they provide value through hardware, so having their software copied doesn't hurt them.

      Type 2 vendors don't really add value to my conmputing experience. They are software vendors who are hiding as hardware vendors. Their software often has as UI which can most favorably be classified as "experimental". If there is a standard way in the OS to use the hardware, I will spend time trying to remove their non-standard software. This software often runs only on Windows, but thankfully the commodity hardware often already has driver support in Linux.

      Type 3 vendors admit they're selling commodity hardware, which is cheap enough and common enough that there has been Linux support for quite some time.

      Who loses in the Linux model? Vendor type 2, the "value adder" / "crapware pusher".

      What about in the Windows model? Windows, lacking a native source to access drivers except through vendor support (or by vendors paying MS), requires that vendors include drivers with their hardware. Vendor type 3 therefore has to source a driver, often from some 3rd party, reducing quality control, adding cost, decreasing actual value. It is my hypothesis that this software outsourcing is what originally bred vendor type 2. In the Windows model, the party who loses is the end user, whose choice is indirectly paying MS more money (via inceased vendor

    279. Re:Sign me up... by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      Making a package manager that can handle configure/make/install for any app isn't trivial, but it has been done

      Automating the autotools three-step in and of itself, is something I can do almost with my eyes closed. That isn't what's hard.

      The hard part is how often compilation for individual packages, actually has more to it than that. A lot of things need patches; some things need in-place patching with sed, depending on how slack upstream is.

      Then there's other annoying things like individual developers refusing to follow the tarball naming conventions exactly, so I have to write edge cases because the tcl developers label their files with tcl8.2.tar.bz2 instead of tcl-8.2.tar.bz2. It's a small change, but when you've got about 5 different variants of such a deviation, and a heap of different files doing it, it scales up and causes a serious pain in the ass.

      Computers can't tolerate novelty, and the only reason why you have to try and write novelty handling into package management, is purely in order to compensate for human stupidity and lack of discipline.

      That's also why you see snarled up, overcomplex messes like Debian's infrastructure. I used to hate them for doing it, but I've slowly begun to understand. They have to write a huge amount of plumbing just to take in what is otherwise a chaotic, randomised mess of data, and normalise it with their own system. It's literally, exactly what the Borg did in order to create universal compatibility among wildly disparate, divergent systems; bring order to chaos.

      If our species could just stop being so brainlessly fucking stupid, superficial, and wilfully lazy and ignorant for even 5 seconds, we might be able to get something genuinely useful done; but we don't, and you have wastes of life like the average Windows user, (and even the GP of this post, if I'm honest) just wanting it all done for them, and done right now, and in such a way that they don't have to be even mildly proactive or responsible for any of it.

      I'm seriously having trouble understanding how a species that thinks like that, really deserves to continue to survive at all.

    280. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just got a toshiba l300 satellite from walmart and installed ubuntu in 30 minutes after getting it home with all the devices working. I didn't have to do anything to get any devices to work.

    281. Re:Sign me up... by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      For heaven's sake, it's 2009, why the hell do I have to friggin compile every damn piece of software that isn't in a repository? Windows figured this out decades ago, if you're compiling it into a binary, why do you need to compile it in the first place?

      Granted, that last statement shows a little ignorance of the way Linux works, but seriously, why hasn't the Linux community come up with a simple install script/storage container that packs all the dirty stuff into one neat little package for easy distribution?

      There's one born every minute and I'm not referring to you, I'm referring to the person who modded this drivel up.

      Writing as someone who used to work for a Linux distributor (Turbolinux), we spent all kinds of time adding new programs to the downloadable, non-core repository. The likelihood that if you encounter a program that isn't available in a precompiled RPM (and whatever it is in the Debian world) means that it more than likely needs a bit of TLC to make work.

      That's not Linux' fault.

      If you have a binary RPM that doesn't work it isn't any different than a source package that doesn't compile and as important, it isn't any different than the "DLL hell" that many Microsoft Windows users experience.

      When I got my shiny new AT&T Unix PC, EOLed as it was, the first two major apps I put on it were Emacs 18 and Icon. Emacs 18 was some Assembly required and needed some assembly language patching of the startup code. Didn't take me very long despite being largely clueless about m68k assembly and Unix System V/R2 calling conventions when I started. Icon (the functional programming language designed by Dr. Griswold, RIP) which I purchased as source code on 5 1/4 FAT floppy disks, compiled and installed without a hitch.

      I mention this only to illustrate that the good folks who manage Linux distros have typical background experience.

      If a generally available in source software package isn't available on your distro, a note to the distro maintainers would more than likely have it available in short order. The exception being when it's junk code and can't be compiled without non-trivial fixes, in which case it's hopeless without serious technical skill anyway.

      Begone Troll.

    282. Re:Sign me up... by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      What I'm talking about is something like DMG files for Macs

      Um, you can do one-click installation of binary RPMs if that's what you really want to do.

      I prefer RPM as being more convenient compared to the Apple installer, but maybe that's just me.

    283. Re:Sign me up... by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is only true if the product as a whole is ignored and each individual component is analyzed. Taken as a whole, the laptop or netbook, if the cost of providing an operating system is $0 compared to $99, then the inverse is true.

      We aren't buying components off the shelf and assembling the devices at home. We shouldn't look at the costs that way when it's offered as a complete package.

    284. Re:Sign me up... by M-RES · · Score: 1

      So I wonder why many USB device drivers give my Vista machine constant BSODs!?

    285. Re:Sign me up... by jipn4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Webcam drivers and the like DO NOT BELONG IN THE KERNEL.

      They perform high performance I/O, hence they belong in the kernel.

      Specific device drivers have no business being in kernel space.

      Everybody else puts them there; why shouldn't Linux?

      Most attempts to move them out of kernel space have failed miserably. The latest big failure was when Apple turned Mach into a monolithic kernel.

      FWIW, Linux probably has some of the best support these days for user mode drivers, but few people bother.

      I mean, they did that for printers, why not every other piece of hardware?

      You're confusing two different meanings of "driver". The actual printer driver (the thing that ferries bits to the hardware) is in the kernel on Linux; it's usually a generic USB driver for printer class devices. There is another "driver" there--the renderer--but that is irrelevant to this discussion because it's a completely different kind of software that just happens to be called a "driver" as well.

    286. Re:Sign me up... by jipn4 · · Score: 1

      How do I tell my customers which wifi card is safe? Will that new laptop they are looking at continue to work reliably when the next updates are released? Which printers that are on sale currently at Walmart will work in PCLOS? The answer to all those questions is you don't have a clue. You don't know, I don't know, the kid behind the counter sure as hell don't know, and that is the problem.

      None of those things are even remotely guaranteed for Windows either. In fact, old hardware support is much better in Linux than in Windows. And a lot of nominally Windows-compatible hardware doesn't work correctly on actual Windows machines in practice.

      Any lawyer with half a brain would advise AGAINST sharing source code, as the risk of patent trolls is high compared to the gains of a 2% user base.

      Well, your estimate is completely off-base. Maybe manufacturers don't care about a gain in desktop users, but Linux is so widespread in high performance computing, embedded systems, mobile computing, and other industrial and business applications that most major chip manufacturers don't have a choice but to release source code.

      But most hardware manufacturers simply don't want to play the GPL game

      Most hardware conforms to open standards these days anyway. And for the hardware that doesn't most manufacturers that actually matter seem to supply enough information to build Linux drivers.

      and with Windows and OSX they don't have to.

      Actually, a lot of driver support for OS X is share with Linux.

    287. Re:Sign me up... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      If you are finding that many different device drivers cause blue screens, chances are your PC is broken in some way. Usual suspects are faulty HDD, faulty RAM or overheating due to being clogged with dust.

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    288. Re:Sign me up... by chill · · Score: 1

      You're confusing two different meanings of "driver". The actual printer driver (the thing that ferries bits to the hardware) is in the kernel on Linux; it's usually a generic USB driver for printer class devices. There is another "driver" there--the renderer--but that is irrelevant to this discussion because it's a completely different kind of software that just happens to be called a "driver" as well.

      I didn't confuse the meaning. You confused my post. I pointed out that the webcams should operate exactly this way, with the V4L or V4L2 drivers being in the kernel but the actual model drivers being userland, just like the printers. You essentially reiterated my position.

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    289. Re:Sign me up... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Ahhhh...you fell for the classic mistake again. Did you catch it? I'll point it out to you..."but Linux is so widespread in high performance computing, embedded systems, mobile computing, and other industrial

      You see, this is a common mistake and a failure in logic of Linux users. We are NOT talking about industrial computing, or the mobile space like cell phones, which may use linux but is more locked down than any proprietary OS. No, we are talking about desktops, and if you would go to the stores I have spoken about repeatedly, the "big three"..Staples, Walmart , Best Buy...you would see that none of what you are saying actually applies. Does Lexmark sell HPC solutions? Nope. What about these wifi cards and capture cards, are they for servers? Nope again.

      The ONLY way your argument would work is if the SAME companies that make servers and cell phoines made desktop peripherals, but they don't. Not even close, no relation whatsoever most of the time. And look at the companies that HAVE released source...IBM, Intel, HP, ATI....what do they have in common? All have interests in the server or HPC space, and all have large patent warchests and law firms to deal with patent trolls. That can't be farther from the case in the desktop world.

      But don't take my word for it, you just watch in the next year as my prediction is proven right yet again, just as what I predict when the pile o' suck known as Vista came out came true (Apple would gain, Linux would stay virtually stagnant) because the militant "Source code or nothing" attitude will get you EXACTLY that...nothing at all. Here is my prediction, and bookmark this post so you can see it come true. In one year Windows 7 will be everywhere, and will be well on the road to being another XP. Linux in the same period will stay stagnant, and if it is lucky might actually reach a whole 2%, keeping it a niche of such low proportions that nobody outside the geek circle gives it a second thought.

      And why will this come true? Because both Apple and MSFT make it easy to buy hardware, while Linux, thanks to its "source code or nothing!" militants, will make sure that simply buying a laptop requires more studying than passing a college entrance exam. And in 2010, just as in 2009, nobody but a hardcore militant will put up with that shit. The customers won't, and you won't be seeing any of the major retailers, nor the mom and pop shops like mine, carry your product either. You will stay a niche, cared about by nobody but geeks. Because those that have control of the hardcore faction in Linux LIKE it that way, as it keeps out the "newbz" and makes it "leet". It also makes it as obscure as BEOS. Linux is an operating system, not a religion. Until those that treat it as a religion are pushed out (like RMS) and compromise with the business community is allowed, then Linux will stay exactly where it is now. Off the shelves, out of the stores, away from the customers who will have a wealth of Windows and Apple hardware to choose from, and if they are foolish enough to use Linux? Well then they better get to studying or they are SOL.

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    290. Re:Sign me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, of course, I didn't erase her computer because I thought it would be difficult. Spot on there champ.

      And how many times do I have to tell you, ASUS did not screw up. How is the OS broken if it does not pre-package some random third-party library? Microsoft doesn't package wxPython either, is Windows broken as well? By your definition it wouldn't be possible for anyone to not screw up, because no matter what, there's an app out there that isn't in the repos.

      I run Ubuntu and I've encountered this many times, having to compile from source. There are apps not in the repos, and there are outdated versions in the repos. That's just the way it is. Installing a different distro to run some app is not even remotely a solution. Coming up with standardized libraries and binary formats, however, is.

    291. Re:Sign me up... by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      People really do make themselves look like mindless sheep, by continuing to regurgitate the Gandhi quote. Seriously, come up with something else.

      Innovation for its own sake is futile. The shoe fits.

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    292. Re:Sign me up... by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      Package management is wonderful, but we need to standardize the damn things. I vote for Apt-RPM. Choice is good and wonderful, but not when it is considering package formats. Just pick one so we can finally just post a "Linux" binary on the web that works with every package management system seamlessly. How kick ass would that be?

      These two can be fixed now, and if anyone's awake at Red Hat, Debian or Canonical I suspect they will be.

      No, it's not that simple. There are two major formats (deb,rpm), yes, but the actual packages across distributions are different. Mandrake and Red Hat both use rpm, for example, but their packages are completely incompatible with each other. There's a lot of info on the autopackage site about this stuff. The project is attempting to fix these sorts of cross-distribution problems. I think they've got a good start, but it remains to be seen whether they will be successful.

    293. Re:Sign me up... by miro+f · · Score: 1

      more often not an open source app. They release a windows exe and a tar.gz binary + libraries. Some release .debs, but the issue from the vendor's side is how much effort has to be made to support everyone (you need a redhat rpm, a suse rpm, a fedora rpm, a debian deb, an ubuntu deb. And you might need more for legacy apps). It must be a nightmare to maintain.

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    294. Re:Sign me up... by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      I say make tarballs executable, with a simple XML file for all the dependencies and where to get them. Integrate that in the basic GNU tools.

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    295. Re:Sign me up... by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Better idea - make Open Firmware compatible chipsets (like the ones in the OLPC XO-1), and include the drivers in the bootstrap firmware chip. That way the kernel devs don't have to deal with every fly-by-night operation in Taiwan, and still get the same compat as Windows. A USB meta-driver should fix the issue entirely (face it, most drivers are, when stripped down, under a megabyte, thereby having the same marginal cost for embedding in a flash chip as pressing a CD).

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    296. Re:Sign me up... by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Send them a photo. It's not the end of the world. I never really got the point of webcams (the grapes are sour, I know, I know), but I truly hope support improves.

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    297. Re:Sign me up... by jack455 · · Score: 1

      I wish I'd been following this better. Around Fedora 8 I disabled kpackagekit and haven't re-enabled it. Good to hear it's effective, I swear I'm re-enabling it now and trying it right away! Thanks for testing it.

    298. Re:Sign me up... by jack455 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if that was available when last I tried in ubuntu. I bet I sat there trying to do it from the command line when all I had to do was click it! Sorry for posting bad info.

  2. Biggest point of them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    No profit in free. What's the cheapest way of getting Windows 7? Buy a new computer. Who sells new computers? BestBuy. How do you get Linux? You download it for free and install it on your existing computer. Who doesn't sell you a new computer? BestBuy.

    1. Re:Biggest point of them all by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's the cheapest way of getting Windows 7? Buy a new computer.

      This is true. But...

      With pre-loaded Win 7, all you get is a worthless "restore" CD. Running Windows really does require a full install CD unless you don't mind losing everything while reinstalling, which you *will* have to do now and then.

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    2. Re:Biggest point of them all by negRo_slim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No profit in free.

      I disagree.

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    3. Re:Biggest point of them all by lukas84 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Can't say i ever had to do that with recent versions of Windows.

      May 2005, ThinkPad R52 with Windows XP
      December 2006, Upgraded ThinkPad R52 to Windows Vista
      March 2007, Replaced ThinkPad R52 with T60 running Windows Vista
      December 2009, Replaced ThinkPad T52 with W500 running Windows Vista
      Juli 2009, Upgraded W500 to Windows 7

    4. Re:Biggest point of them all by Erinnys+Tisiphone · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's actually rather sad. Just because a system runs doesn't mean its running -well-. You should really give reformatting a shot on one of your older machines - you will likely be amazed at the performance difference. Unless the only applications you have been running have been IE and media player since 2005, you've been accumulating years of registry errors and extraneous system and driver files. I do hope you defragment, at least.

    5. Re:Biggest point of them all by jack455 · · Score: 1

      That's what I'd expect as a winxp sysadmin. Worst I have to do is delete a profile. But I can't resist since one of my laptops is the same hardware:

      T60 Arch Linux rolling upgrade pacman -Syu
      T60 Arch Linux rolling upgrade pacman -Syu
      T60 Arch Linux rolling upgrade pacman -Syu
      T60 Arch Linux rolling upgrade pacman -Syu
      T60 Arch Linux rolling upgrade pacman -Syu

      (ok, I obviously haven't had my T60 since 2005 but the point is that Arch doesn't have releases just continuous upgrades. That's a smooth upgrade experience.)

    6. Re:Biggest point of them all by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      These are work machines. I don't install crap on them. The older machines have of course been formatted and returned to a replacement pool, and later scrapped.

      Defragmentation i did, until the W500 that is. That one has an SSD :)

    7. Re:Biggest point of them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps he knows exactly what he wants and only uses that without installing every little program he comes across.

      Seriously, if you had to reinstall Windows because it "got slow", then you are clueless and YOU are the reason your system got munged. I still use a PC with an installation of XP that dates back to 2002. There is NO slowdown whatsoever, minimal background services and no auto-starting programs. I use that PC on a daily basis for graphics design with Adobe Illustrator, Photoshop, 3D Studio Max and music composition/editing with FL Studio, Ableton Live, Adobe Audition, Goldwave and Modplug Tracker. In addition I also listen to music, watch movies and play videos games on it. It's just as fast as the day it was installed and rock solid stable with a current uptime of over 100 days.

    8. Re:Biggest point of them all by julian67 · · Score: 1

      "all you get is a worthless "restore" CD"

      Actually you're more likely to get something much worse, that is a hidden recovery partition. It consumes disk space, a lot of it in the case of Vista or 7. My Acer (Vista) desktop's was 20GB (on a 160GB disk), and no DVD available. My Father's Toshiba laptop (Vista) has a hidden 40GB (!) (on a 320GB disk) restore partition, and no DVD supplied (availability I don't know about...maybe Toshiba aren't such dicks as Acer, maybe they are)....you know how the OEMs like to put as much performance sapping shit as possible on a new install, as well as time-expiry demos and whatever ad-filled shite was available to them? Well they insist it all must be restored on a recovery as well.

      A restore DVD looks like a genuinely useful feature next to a recovery partition, almost as good as an install CD. I called Acer to request a restore DVD so I could actually use the 20GB for my data and they absolutely refused. I was asking to purchase one, not trying to get something gratis.

      Well anyway I wiped the recovery partition because I need the disk space and prefer to run Debian. The Debian install consumes an entire 4GB of disk space even with numerous applications installed. / is on a 12GB partition so I gained 28GB of space for data by removing Vista (20GB)and recovery space (20GB). I had wanted the restore disk so I could restore the system to new if I ever want to sell it. But now some time has passed I realise that having Vista installed may not be such a compelling feature at sale time anyway.....

    9. Re:Biggest point of them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Acer computers come with software that allow you to make your own restore discs. For Vista SP1 x64 it takes 3 DVDs.

    10. Re:Biggest point of them all by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      You've got to be one shitty tech/admin if you think the answer to performance problems is to re-format and re-install. Holy shit that's drastic! And completely unnecessary!

      You know you CAN clean Windows machines rather easily, it comes with several tools that do it for you. Running a CheckDisk and Defrag will take care of probably 80% issues, with the last 20% dominated by bloated profile issues. CheckDisk and Defrag will take 20-30 minutes, and can be scheduled to run one after the other so you don't have to babysit it. You can check the profile problem by either making or keeping a fresh, unused profile and seeing how it runs under that. Chances are if your normal profile is bloated this new profile will be lightning fast. Clean up the profile or just start with a fresh one and move your documents and such over.

      This whole process shouldn't take more than an hour or so. A messy registry rarely results in poor performance. Even at its most bloated it is only one or two megs in size, which is nothing, and is very quick to search and so not very likely to be your problem. If you think it is, there are a plethora of free cleaning tools (my favorite is CCleaner, formerly crap cleaner).

      Even if you have yourself set up with a clean image to install from, backing up and migrating data can be quite a hassle, and is overkill unless the simple fixes for whatever reason did not take care of the problem.

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    11. Re:Biggest point of them all by Locklin · · Score: 1

      No profit in free

      Tell that to the bottled water, radio, and cable TV companies.

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    12. Re:Biggest point of them all by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      Are you advocating for selling Linux (not the support, the OS), including advertising or creating a subscription-only version? Really?

      I can't see how your response reads any other way.

    13. Re:Biggest point of them all by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      First of all,

      1) You can (almost) always clean up a XP install quicker than re-installing it. The one except I came across was one infected by a bastard virus named Vundo that was a huge-ass pain to deal with-- by the time I had finally excised it, it would have been quicker to just reinstall XP.

      2) Vista doesn't have that problem like XP did. My Vista install is over 2 years old now, closer to 2.5, and I haven't even seen a hint of slowdown on it. I've never defragged it, either... I'm not sure if Vista auto-defrags as files as accessed like OS X, or if they've done some kind of re-org, but no problems there.

      The problem with a lot of the anti-Microsoft ranting on Slashdot is that it's horribly out-of-date.

    14. Re:Biggest point of them all by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      That's why I buy Dell. They always provide the OS CD, and it's always a crapware-free version.

    15. Re:Biggest point of them all by Locklin · · Score: 1

      Bottled water companies sell convenience, and predictability. Radio sells advertising. Cable companies sell convenience and low cost of entry (basic cable equivalent antenna costs hundreds of dollars). It's possible to make plenty of money from free products, in many different ways. However, I'm not creative enough to figure out a better way to do it than has already been done by Redhat/IBM/etc -so I'm not advocating anything here.

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    16. Re:Biggest point of them all by DaVince21 · · Score: 1

      If you're experienced, don't mess around with your system too much, and have drivers that work well with your OS, then you probably won't have to reinstall your system every once in a while, no.

      Personally, Windows XP has always started running slower and slower as it was being used. But the PC it is on has its quirks too, so it's probably not quite a fair comparison.

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  3. Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    This course is available to BestBuy employees and will make them eligible for a $10 copy of Windows 7 upon completion."
    Isn't this supposed to be an illegal business practice?

    1. Re:Bribery by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      Attending marketing seminars for free stuff? I don't think so :)

    2. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post was marked troll when I replied - MS Shills, take note, your wails of victimhood impress no one, we know you're here and active. That said, it's likely collusion and it will not end well if they try it in Europe. Best Buy's employees aren't MS' employess.

    3. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a stack of CDs & DVDs that were free for attending Microsoft training seminars: Office 2007. Windows Server 2008, SQL Server 2008, Windows XP, Visual Studio 2005... At those same seminars, every vendor is giving away free copies of stuff so that you will try it. This is widespread industry practice. You give away free stuff to get people's attention.
      As for training people on how to sell your product, I can't think of any industry with salespeople that doesn't do this. Do car dealers start selling without any training? To the Verizon salesmen at BestBuy not receive any training on how the phones work and why theirs are better?

    4. Re:Bribery by symbolset · · Score: 1

      No, but it is part of why getting help at the local BestBuy is such an incredible experience.

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  4. Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Fighting for the bottom feeders here aren't we? Linux in its current state on the desktop cannot compete with Win7.
    OS X can and does.

    1. Re:Linux? by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      There are not OS X Netbooks yet, though.

    2. Re:Linux? by moj0e · · Score: 0

      There are not OS X Netbooks yet, though.

      :) I beg to differ! :) Well, you are right, there aren't any Apple sanctioned netbooks. However,
      can you build one based off of Dell's mini 9.

      http://gizmodo.com/5156903/how-to-hackintosh-a-dell-mini-9-into-the-ultimate-os-x-netbook

      Btw, I got the company that I work for to buy me a netbook w/ Ubuntu and it is very nice! :)
      They did a good job polishing the OS :) It even included video chat software! :)

    3. Re:Linux? by negRo_slim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Linux in its current state on the desktop cannot compete with Win7. OS X can and does.

      How exactly does OS X compete on the desktop once you consider even marginal gaming? Look at the department store value bins, the $10 section. People want their cheap maddens, their cheap puzzle games and for some reason their cheap Ghost Recon... Seems like DirectX is the de facto standard.

      Outside of this one very specific issue I see both OSX and Linux as great alternatives to Windows. But unless Flash games are your end all be all none of these even try to compete. (and yes I am aware of what titles are available on these platforms, but it's far from an impressive list for either of them.) Once linux/mac software is available at Wal-Mart, then we might be talking.

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    4. Re:Linux? by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      Yep, but BestBuys salesdroids are not aimed at people building hackintoshes.

    5. Re:Linux? by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      Hell, sometimes it looks like Best Buy salesdroids are mostly trained to keep Best Buy's stock of macs unsold :p

    6. Re:Linux? by Ma8thew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Once linux/mac software is available at Wal-Mart, then we might be talking.

      You mean like this?

    7. Re:Linux? by SerpentMage · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I work in the financial market....

      I called Microsoft a Zombie corporation (and warned several months ago that MSFT earnings would suck even though most traders were optimistic) and have a neutral rating on them. BTW I am not making this stuff up. I happened to have started in the tech industry (still write quant code to this day), but moved to quant/algo trader/junior trader.

      The real problem with Microsoft is that its operating system division is dragging down the entire corporation. Windows 7 is not great. I upgraded a Vista machine (HP tablet) and have to say, not bad, but I only upgraded because Vista was so bad. Would I upgrade my XP machines? NOT A CHANCE!!!

      I also use Linux and have to say I am very impressed. Perfect? Nope, but very usable. I actually now prefer the Ubuntu fonts to read. Quite nice.

      Apple, and Linux are going to devour Microsoft. The cycle has truly started. And once Chrome gets rolling Microsoft is going to have its hands full.

      Look at the reality:

      1) IIS cannot and has not beat Apache (even after a complete decade). The fact that a product can beat Microsoft is not widely talked about by Microsoft. Notice how Microsoft stopped talking about its IIS?

      2) IE is getting stomped! You cannot deny it, but IE is getting beat by Firefox, Chrome (my preferred) and somewhat Safari.

      3) Microsoft has completely lost the mobile business and is getting pulverized by the likes of Apple, Palm, and RIMM. Even Nokia has smelt the direction of the wind with the new N900. They know what is happening and are positioning themselves.

      4) Java is STILL around. It used to be Microsoft could come out with a development language or environment and the world would bow to Microsoft. Java is still kicking and arguably is doing very well standing its own ground.

      Microsoft has some major issues and Windows 7 will show that things will not work...

      When the stock market sniffs the lack of Windows 7 follow through MSFT is going down! Right now the market is divided hence its stock price just keeps rolling around treading water. But when that balance sheet keeps grinding down MSFT is done! I am thinking you will probably be able to pick MSFT shares around the low teens next year.

      Normally it would be a bit higher, but the selling will be relentless as people will want to get out of their positions (incl the MSFT employees)

      How do you solve this?

      1) Fire Ballmer and top management
      2) Make a base Windows OS open source (no frills). Not for Linux trumping purposes, but if the Windows OS horse dies the entire corporation goes down...

      Windows has become a yolk for the entire Microsoft corporation... In the past it was a blessing, now its a curse...

      --

      "You can't make a race horse of a pig"
      "No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
    8. Re:Linux? by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      Or maybe this.

    9. Re:Linux? by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      This is true.

      Which is why I find it very strange that Microsoft feels it necessary to pepper this material with so many bold-faced lies. Printer and Camera support is great under Linux (really better than Windows in my experience), WoW runs great on Wine, updates are a breeze.

      That said, you can't do your taxes, run Photoshop, Netflix, and sound support is flaky at best. Also Flash is even shittier than it is under Windows.

      And sadly, Microsoft is being paid for these things that aren't even their doing.

    10. Re:Linux? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Would I upgrade my XP machines? NOT A CHANCE!!!

      But you will have to when MS stops supporting XP. True, it may be a few years before they start cranking the thumbscrews. But, it will happen. All they have to do is stop patching vulnerabilities found in XP.

      And MS is still king of gaming, as somebody pointed out, for good or bad.

      MS was founded by expert poker players. They haven't used all their strong cards yet.
         

    11. Re:Linux? by SerpentMage · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, I will not upgrade my XP... At least right now the odds are against it.

      Let me tell you about something we did...

      We used to run Windows 2000 server. And then one day we needed to install it on new hardware. Did not work. So I got the idea and said, why not create a VMWare partition and install Windows 2000 on it and run exclusively Linux servers...

      That was 3 years ago! And we still run Windows 2000 server. Recently they tried to install Windows 2008 Server as a virtualized server OS and it sucks completely... But the positive experience with the desktop making us to think about shifting to Linux on the desktop.

      Right now the traders have 2 Windows machines and 1 Linux desktop machine. Thus far no problems...

      But what we do know right now is that whatever desktops they need, if it involves a native Windows installation it will be the cheapest version with the work horse being Linux.

      --

      "You can't make a race horse of a pig"
      "No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
    12. Re:Linux? by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      >MS was founded by expert poker players. They haven't used all their strong cards yet.

      They have already misplayed their cards... It used to be version 3 of anything MS would succeed... Does not work anymore, and people are loathe to say it.

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      "You can't make a race horse of a pig"
      "No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
    13. Re:Linux? by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      Nintendo, MS and Sony are the kings of gaming. But MS isn't there because of Windows, it's because of Xbox. The market for PC gaming is shriveling.

    14. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real problem with Microsoft is that its operating system division is dragging down the entire corporation. Windows 7 is not great. I upgraded a Vista machine (HP tablet) and have to say, not bad, but I only upgraded because Vista was so bad. Would I upgrade my XP machines? NOT A CHANCE!!!

      You're mistaking one personal anecdote for trend. Did you see Win7 reviews so far, since the first betas? And I don't mean paid stuff like CNET, but blogs...

    15. Re:Linux? by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > The real problem with Microsoft is that its operating system division is dragging down the entire corporation.

      You are in the right ballpark but haven't found the actual danger to MSFT. Ponder this:

      All of the net profit at Microsoft comes from two products, Windows and Office. The profits from those two products are currently so obscene that Microsoft's problem is to hide that fact from everyone lest the anti-trust fever get started up again, especially with a Marxist leaning administration[1] in power. So they do Zunes, Xboxes, massive R&D divisions, whatever it takes to sink most of that cash flow out of sight because if they passed all of it out as dividends it would attract far too much attention.

      Except the world is changing. As average selling price on PCs fall the OEM cost of Windows has to drop eventually. The actual amount any OEM pays is of course a closely guarded secret but we know how much revenue Microsoft reports from Windows and we know roughly how many PCs are sold so do the math. To get those huge profits means they are getting a nice chunk of each box sold and the percentage has been growing as selling price drops and OEM cost of Windows has crept upward. That can't continue, in fact the word is Win7 is less expensive than Vista. The number of new PCs isn't likely to increase much and neither is the percentage of machines sold with Windows as it is hard to go higher than the current effective 100%. Put it together and revenue from Windows only goes down from here.

      So what about Office? Similar problem. To date they maintained the monopoly by lock in. If you are like most people you bought the newest Office not when you wanted the new features but when someone you do business with sent you a document you couldn't open. ODF is a direct threat to that model. Forget OpenOffice.org, they are a threat but not the biggest one. Then you get the same downward price pressure as overall prices fall. It was a lot easier to sell a full retail box of Office when the PC it was being installed on was upwards of $2000. Good luck getting many people to pay $399 for Office to install on a $299 netbook. And an office worker's desktop PC is already getting down into that range. Getting corporations to stay on the Office treadmill will soon require price cutting.

      So if both of the products that bring in the cash are about to see revenue slashed, even if they maintain their current market share, it means one of two things must soon happen.

      1. Money losing divisions become profitable. Xbox make a profit? How? Bing and the whole Internet Division makes money? Really?

      2. Money losing divisions get closed down. Investors are sad.

      So unless somebody has a different view of the numbers it looks like Microsoft jumped the shark with Vista[2] and it is all downhill from here. Note that in my look at the situation Linux, Open Source, etc. have almost zero role in what I project happening, just the consequences of Moore's Law and finally getting documents into the same standards track that things like images and html did long ago. If Linux does manage to erode Microsoft market share and/or provide additional pricing pressure, both of which are likely, the revenue problems are even more grim.

      [1] This post isn't intended to be about politics, but when more than half the people in and around the White House either ARE Marxists or have close associations with Marxists, assuming the outbreak of attacks against a rapacious convicted monopolist at the slightest excuse pretty much has to be something a prudent investing world would take into any risk assessment. Bush's letting em go with a stern talking to ain't likely to be repeated.

      [2] Don't take that as an O.B. slam at Vista, just saying that it was unlucky enough to be version in release as they hit peak revenue.

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      Democrat delenda est
    16. Re:Linux? by QuantumLeaper · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you but no store within a 100 miles cares MS Office 2008 for Mac OSX.

    17. Re:Linux? by Vexorian · · Score: 1
      Linux and OS/X can for sure compete with win7 and they already do. Do notice that many Linux distros (most likely the ones that gave you your "informed" opinion) have a much different target market than OS/X.

      Don't forget that MS' recognition that they need this specific advertising to stop users from picking a GNU/Linux distro over windows7 is proof that the competition is no longer a travel to the candy store for MS. We are all users, and the competition can only do good for us. It is nice to have a competition, isn't it?

      --

      Copyright infringement is "piracy" in the same way DRM is "consumer rape"
    18. Re:Linux? by mindbrane · · Score: 1
      Microsoft floated it's first long term debt instruments recently (within the last year). I took their issuing long term debt instruments as the surest sign their earnings had flattened out and they wanted to pocket some money before their earnings began to fall off. I also think their move into brick and mortar is another sign that their traditional revenue bases are diminishing. MS has done a good job of staying within their game, kinda like a ballplayer, and not trying to long jump onto a far off, new revenue base; but, I think, they have to look further afield than just cranking out the same old, same old, while opening boutiques. Why they're not looking at something new isn't clear, but Ballmer has openly stated he can't understand why a software company would get involved in hardware manufacturing, and, he may be right, but, that said, I agree with your analysis, and think MS has to buy into a new revenue stream.

      just my loose change

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    19. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also work in the $ market...but I'm not stupid enough to state $ advice online as it could get me fired...wise up man.

    20. Re:Linux? by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      1) Fire Ballmer and top management

      This is what I agree with. For what everybody says about Bill Gates, he knew how to run a business. And, although he had quirks (what smart people don't?), he made good decisions and knew technology.

      While I don't know Ballmer personally, the jokes that surround him (throwing chairs, "Developers!", etc) indicate to me that he is easily angered and excitable. This is *not* a trait I would want in someone leading a company. In addition, I am not a huge fan of a lot of management. I would rather go with Jack Welch's method - just enough management.

      I'm not anti-Microsoft - I'm relatively neutral and judge products as I use them (and, yes, I am very excited for ChromeOS), but I think MS has become too top-heavy and change needs to happen.

    21. Re:Linux? by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

      Except for the fact that there are more PC titles sold today than in the "golden age" of the late 90's, early 00's...

    22. Re:Linux? by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

      Oh pleaes. You lose any sane person with the Marxist bullshit. If you think the Obama administration are Marxist, then you don't know WTF a Marxist is...

    23. Re:Linux? by powerlord · · Score: 1

      How exactly does OS X compete on the desktop once you consider even marginal gaming?

      Because marginal gaming has already moved off the PC.

      These days marginal gaming takes place on:

      - Handheld (cell phone, iPodTouch/iPhone, PSP, DS)
      - Dedicated systems (360, Wii, PS3)
      - Web browsers (Facebook, MySpace, Flash)

      There is quite a lot of gaming available out there, even if you never buy another MS OS ever again.

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    24. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think both Microsoft and Apple have been slacking with the recent round of OSs. Win7 is what Vista should have been and Snow Leopard is definitely what Leopard should have been as well.

    25. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can install a hacked copy of OSX, you can easily install Linux.

    26. Re:Linux? by turing_m · · Score: 1

      I think you are bang on the money - with the exception of the Obama Marxist thing. As far as I can tell, it is in the interest of the US government to keep MS a US owned monopoly for two reasons.
      1) It brings in income (and taxes) for the US, income that could be heading elsewhere.
      2) It can insert backdoors in the product if it wants to. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSAKEY
      3) It prevents another country from building a popular competitor with their own backdoor. If someone has to succeed, open source (global by its very nature; can insert your own staff; can fork; can point out problems with source) would be preferable.

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    27. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are there because they're pouring money hand over fist into a big money pit.

    28. Re:Linux? by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      2) Make a base Windows OS open source (no frills). Not for Linux trumping purposes, but if the Windows OS horse dies the entire corporation goes down...

      I have a feeling they'd make it cheaper and subscription based before they'd do that. Subscription based is something investors might even go for - but open source? Far too much licensed code in there for that to happen.

    29. Re:Linux? by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Add Silverlight VS Flash to the mix ;)

    30. Re:Linux? by Beelzebud · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually you've proven nothing here. Your whole argument is just to brand people he knows as communists (like his grandparents..) with nothing else to back it up.

      You're like Joe McCarthy without any power...

      Guilt by association doesn't cut it. Especially when you have nothing to prove the BS you're spewing. If Obama were a Marxist you'd be able to point to direct examples of why that is the case. You can't, because you're just a right-winger with an axe to grind.

    31. Re:Linux? by David+Gerard · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Windows 7 drinking game:

      • One shot for every "ethnic" face in an install graphic.
      • An extra shot if it's pasted over the head of a white person.
      • One shot for every white face pasted over the head of a non-white person.
      • One shot for every program with the Office 2007 "ribbon" toolbar stuck on it completely inappropriately.
      • One shot for every exciting "new" feature thatâ(TM)s been in Mac OS and Linux for the past five years.
      • An extra shot if the exciting "new" featureâ(TM)s been in Mac OS and Linux for the past ten years.
      • One shot every time you reboot during the install.
      • One shot every time the system asks to reboot just because it feels like it.
      • Two shots every time it reboots even though you said "no."
      • One shot every time it refuses to let you access a file even though you, as administrator, created it.
      • Drain the bottle if there's an actual feature that makes Windows 7 so much better than sticking with XP that you'll spend actual money to get it.
      • A bitter mouthful every time the system blue-screens.

      (Source link)

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    32. Re:Linux? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Would I upgrade my XP machines? NOT A CHANCE!!!

      Of course not, I have upgraded exactly one machine that I owned from one MS OS to another (Windows ME to Windows XP). Most people only upgrade their MS OS when they buy a new computer. The only question is what the reaction of the general public is to buying new machines with Windows 7 on them.

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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    33. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) In what respect exactly? Do you mean market share, performance, configurability, security or some other measure?

      2) So what? It's a free product. Microsoft makes no money from IE.

      3) No they haven't. The mobile versions of windows are doing just fine. Even if they weren't, so what? Mobile is not their primary business. As a finance person you should know that.

      4) In it's short existence, C# has already passed C++. Java may still be around but hell, so is COBOL.

      The rest of your post is just inane trolling with no real point other then M$ SUCKZORZZZ LOLOLOL.

    34. Re:Linux? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      It would be great if you started with something more than just office. Especially since his point was about games.

    35. Re:Linux? by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      When the stock market sniffs the lack of Windows 7 follow through MSFT is going down! Right now the market is divided hence its stock price just keeps rolling around treading water. But when that balance sheet keeps grinding down MSFT is done! I am thinking you will probably be able to pick MSFT shares around the low teens next year.

      500 WoW gold says that Microsoft isn't still here by 2015. 2020, tops.

      I've seen this coming for more than a decade, now. They never had any plan after NT 4.

      This is why any Linux users (and I mean any) who have ever considered Microsoft a viable threat, are paranoid morons who need to stop drinking Stallman's Kool Aid.

      Microsoft are a threat to themselves, and nobody else.

    36. Re:Linux? by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      So what about Office? Similar problem. To date they maintained the monopoly by lock in. If you are like most people you bought the newest Office not when you wanted the new features but when someone you do business with sent you a document you couldn't open.

      That isn't Microsoft's biggest problem.

      Microsoft's biggest problem (and I'm going back nearly 20 years here, now) is that they have never, never had a long term road map (or any type of road map, for that matter) after NT4. Zero, zilch, nothing.

      Gates acquired DOS, and bought some professors to do a hack job on VMS for NT. He wasn't a real coder, though; he never was. Bill's real skill was as a marketer and showman. He was charismatic, he had an iron will, and he knew how to at least make it look as though the customers were getting what they wanted from him.

      But fundamentally, Microsoft have always been a suit company, not a programmer company. It isn't about the scalability of FOSS mindshare, either. Apple can still hire people smart enough to churn out the products they need to stay in business.

      The real reason, also, why no gameplan after NT4, is going to end up being fatal to them, is because as Bill has said himself, where software is concerned, you're only as relevant as your next release.

      Microsoft have no next release, now. They've hit a brick wall. XP is a patch of a patch of a patch, and it's their last truly decent product. Vista wasn't so much a bomb as it was simply the same product with an attempt at a skin job, and some minor superficial crap which only succeeded at slowing the internal engine down.

      Windows 7 will fail, too, and for the same reason. It is not a new product. It will be XP with some new skins, and a reshuffle of the deck chairs, and that will be it. Microsoft can't do anything else, because they don't HAVE anything else.

      Linux is able to reinvent itself as necessary. Apple nearly died themselves, but Steve Jobs finally proved that he has a real brain in his head (and believe me, I'd been seriously doubting that for a long time) and made the kind of obvious decision that people with a lot of money usually don't have sufficient vision to be able to make; he abandoned his old architecture entirely, and jumped ship to UNIX.

      UNIX is the future. That has been predictable for a long time now; since at least the early 90s, and probably before.

      Microsoft could do an Apple, cut their losses and essentially become just another UNIX vendor, but they won't, because there are still too many old guard in the company who are two ideologically bound to Windows.

      That isn't the only thing which will sink the company, either. It still has a lot of problems with public ill-will. Stallman's cultists still haven't got the memo that the only people who Microsoft are a threat to at this point are themselves, and the cult can be an extremely vocal and influential demographic.

      It may not be for the reasons that most people think or realise, but whichever way you slice it, at this point, Microsoft are screwed.

      Bill retired last year, and you'll notice that he did it fairly quietly. He would have been able to see the writing on the wall at least as clearly as I've been able to, and I'm guessing he knows exactly what is coming. He probably didn't make too big a deal about it; he wouldn't have wanted to start a panic.

      When Bill retired last year, though, he was doing exactly the same thing that J Bruce Ismay was doing, when he got into a lifeboat by jumping the rail of the Titanic.

    37. Re:Linux? by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > Microsoft's biggest problem is that they have never, never had a long term road map...

      Nope, you are thinking like a geek. Microsoft is a business, follow the money like I did. It doesn't really matter if they have a roadmap, neither does it matter if their products suck or not. Think about it. If Microsoft's stuff were insanely great would they sell any more of it? The Apple cultists are Steve's, nothing is likely to make more than a percentage or two difference there. Linux may or may not have broken the 1% barrier in the last year. Big Whoopie. So had Microsoft shot the moon and made Windows 7 everything you think it should be their market share might grow from 90% to 95%[1] over the next five years for annual unit sales growth that is lost in the rise and fall of total unit sales as the economy shrinks and grows. Meanwhile if I'm right gross revenue will be dropping hard as revenue per unit drops much faster than any kilely increase in units could make up for.

      So if they were to take your advice and find a way to produce your recommended change they are still boned. If they instead found a solution to the problem I pose as their likely downfall they would survive. Darned if I can think of one, but they still have billions to throw at the problem for now.

      > Apple nearly died themselves, but Steve Jobs finally proved that he has a real brain in his head
      > and made the kind of obvious decision that people with a lot of money usually don't have sufficient
      > vision to be able to make; he abandoned his old architecture entirely, and jumped ship to UNIX.

      Nope. You must be too young to remember. Steve was tossed from Apple as the wild west days of that tech growth spurt ended and the professional CEOs in suits moved in. So unable to take any of the Apple tech with him he pulled a Bender and "built new better tech, with blackjack and hookers". He founded Next, Pixar, etc. and did all manner of hoopy things until Apple was desperate enough to recall their Beloved Leader from the wilderness. Apple needed a new operating system, OS 9 was a dead end and everyone knew it. Well whadda ya know, Steve just happened to have NextStep all written, debugged and ready to get Apple branding and a new shiny theme. NextStep was 1980's tech (all who saw the NeXT Cube on the cover of Byte coveted the damned thing, but seriously, who had $20K to buy one? And people thought Macs were overpriced!) but yes it was a UNIX branded system, marrying UNIX goodness to Display Postscript. So Steve made himself part of a package deal with Next Computing, a little updating in the branding and it became Display PDF, core Apple tech like Quicktime was quickly bolted on, the BSD core was essentially unchanged and OS X was born.

      > UNIX is the future.

      Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. All I know is fifteen years ago any pundit worth printing in the finest ZD rags just knew Windows was the future. Predicting the future more than year or two out is a sucker's game. I know I'm rather attached to the UNIX way... Wish Linux was. (I'm looking at you GNOME/KDE and all the *Kit foolishness.)

      But whether Linux/GNU/X are still the way things are done in twenty years no longer matter as much to me, so long as the software that eventually supercedes it is Open Source/Free Software.

      [1] Assuming they could gain back the non cultist Mac users who only recently switched to be trendy and perhaps blunt or reverse loses to the penguin.

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    38. Re:Linux? by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      How exactly does OS X compete on the desktop once you consider even marginal gaming?

      Who cares about gaming? I use my Mac for work. I thought that the historical argument against Macs was that they weren't ready for serious business computing, but now it seems like the strongst argument anyone has is that the games are better on Windows.

      Anyone who chooses their computing platform purely or even primarily based on gaming has childish priorities.

      --
      The CB App. What's your 20?
    39. Re:Linux? by damburger · · Score: 1

      One word for you: Office

      The vast majority of people who work with computers use it purely for this one Microsoft application, and are the kind of users who work by rote and thus can't handle big changes in their UI. Whilst they are putting out deliberately inferior Mac version, and Linux can't replicate the functionality or the interface well, they've got immense leverage to get people onto their OS.

      The fact that they are also into schools means that they've got a captive audience for their office software, and thus their OS isn't going anywhere any time soon.

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    40. Re:Linux? by Ma8thew · · Score: 1
    41. Re:Linux? by DaVince21 · · Score: 1

      Fighting for the bottom feeders here aren't we? Linux in its current state on the desktop cannot compete with Win7.

      Sure it can. If it couldn't I know I wouldn't be using it. :)

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    42. Re:Linux? by DaVince21 · · Score: 1

      Flash games, console emulators, MS-DOS games, Windows games to an extent with Wine...

      As an (admittedly retro) gamer Linux does offer plenty of ways to play. Even if I have to miss out on some other games because they don't work well in Wine.

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      I am not devoid of humor.
    43. Re:Linux? by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      Nope, you are thinking like a geek. Microsoft is a business, follow the money like I did. It doesn't really matter if they have a roadmap, neither does it matter if their products suck or not.

      It matters if it goes on long enough.

      Even the idiot Windows refugees who are responsible for fouling Linux up, know what I'm talking about here; the whole reason why they're moving to Linux is because they can smell blood in the water. If Joe Sixpack knows something is sufficiently wrong to move to Linux, Microsoft are in truly deep shit; there's no coming back from that.

      Meanwhile if I'm right gross revenue will be dropping hard as revenue per unit drops much faster than any kilely increase in units could make up for.

      There has been a paradigm shift, yes; I won't argue with you at all about that. However, paradigm shifts by themselves don't have to kill a company. Microsoft survived the introduction of the Internet, even if Windows 95 was their peak. (And it was; you can't deny that. The sort of hoopla surrounding 95's release here in Australia, at least, has never been seen again, before or since. I can only assume that such was even MORE intense in the US)

      My point is, you're only going to survive a paradigm shift, if you've actually got something to do it with. Your argument has basically proven my point with Apple; 9 was a dead end, but Steve pulled a rabbit out of his hat at the last minute and produced OSX. Microsoft can't do that; that was my point.

      Nope. You must be too young to remember.

      I'm old enough. I just never gave a crap. ;)

      Apple have always seriously annoyed me. My uncle had a machine with OS9, and not only did I hate using it, compared with first Commodore machines and then my 486, but additionally they were twice as expensive as everything else.

      OSX might be the greatest thing since sliced bread, but a pirated, jerry rigged ISO for commodity hardware is the only way I'll ever see it. I can go into Melbourne and get an old refurbished 3 Ghz commodity box for less than $300, now; and put Linux From Scratch on it for the cost my bandwidth. An entry level Mac is close to $2K.

      I'm not a suit in terms of my own thinking at all, and truthfully I hate them; but a certain amount of basic business sense is something I wish I could see, from Steve or whoever else runs Apple now. All them selling their own hardware means to me, is that I can't afford to buy it.

      Apple can be as smug about their price point only being for rich, artsy New York metrosexuals as much as they want, (and they are; I remember their advertising, and that just alienated me from them even more) but the bottom line is that until Steve completely gets the memo about commodity hardware, he's going to sell a lot less units, and correspondingly still make less money (despite being at least twice as expensive per unit) than he would be otherwise.

      Of course, as ESR wrote last year, Apple probably don't care much about world domination in desktop terms now, anywayz. They need a flagship desktop system, yes; but everyone I read keeps talking about how they're a media and mobile gadget shop, these days.

      Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. All I know is fifteen years ago any pundit worth printing in the finest ZD rags just knew Windows was the future. Predicting the future more than year or two out is a sucker's game.

      UNIX is at least going to be the future until someone comes up with something else, (which admittedly they could) which hasn't happened yet.

      As for the Stallmanite morons and the proverbial latte sipping, yuppie CS graduate crowd working on GNOME, don't worry about them. Stallman is getting increasingly long in the tooth, and there isn't a lot of historical precedent for cults outliving their founder. OSX having its' own, fully SUS certified toolchain gives us just the counterweight we need to him, as well.

      GNOME/

    44. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have been predicting the ms open source windows thing for some years, people thought i was mad, but things were always going to look that way

    45. Re:Linux? by lennier · · Score: 1

      "No, I will not upgrade my XP... At least right now the odds are against it."

      So you're going to join a botnet then?

      It's not like you have more than those two options...

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    46. Re:Linux? by koiransuklaa · · Score: 1

      "This post isn't intended to be about politics" -- that's possible, but any sane ideas you possibly had are now clouded by the wackiness of the comments that followed that statement.

      Could you please point to some references where half of the current US administration support a workers revolution, the dictatorship of the proletariat and in the end a "stateless state" where nothing is owned by anyone. I mean, those are key tenets in Marxism, so it should be easy to find examples if Obama and the crew are Marxists, right?

    47. Re:Linux? by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      I think the Xbox division has started turning a profit actually. A small one iirc, but not a loss any more. Of course I'm sure it'll be a long time until they see enough profit to recover their losses over the previous years.

    48. Re:Linux? by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      Really? I'd be interested to see any figures for that. My understanding was that the market was shrinking.

    49. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS may have been founded by expert poker players, but they are no longer running the company, so it isn't relevant.

  5. Oh, good. Free advertising for Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how many Best Buy employees will sell their copy of Windows 7?

    The Microsoft course has the effect of making ignorant Worst Buy employees more aware of Linux. Even ignorant employees probably know enough not to trust Microsoft.

    1. Re:Oh, good. Free advertising for Linux. by wampus · · Score: 0, Troll

      Everyone knows about Linux.

      Not everyone gives a shit about Linux.

    2. Re:Oh, good. Free advertising for Linux. by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

      It's not that they don't care. It's that to the n00b, it looks so esoteric and unwelcoming. All this talk of command-lines, kernels, and compiling applications from source really doesn't incline one to try it.

      Really, YouTube gives a more accurate image of Linux than any stereotype does.

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  6. And.... by Manip · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So what?
    Linux vendors would do exactly the same thing. Who is to say which OS is safer for example? It entirely depends on what metric you use to measure it. If for example you look at number of "hacker" style compromises then Linux is the worse but if we're looking at automatic spyware infection then obviously Windows is almost the only OS in that category.

    I don't blame Microsoft for selling their products. That is what a software company SHOULD do. The only reason these are "stories" is because people [incorrectly] feel Linux is a community effort and that any attack on Linux is an attack on this community. But when you look at the people who donate MOST Linux code you'll quickly discover that Linux is about as community as Windows is...

    So really this is just a slam at the Linux Vendors who have the cash to answer it...

    1. Re:And.... by cabazorro · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard of the Linux based botnet? Neither do I.

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    2. Re:And.... by wumpus188 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think Slashdot pretty much qualifies, no?

    3. Re:And.... by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      Best Buy employees are not MS' employees, they really have no business doing the training of another corps' staff.

    4. Re:And.... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      So Linux vendor SHOULD be doing the same thing if their aim is to sell to the general public. This article should not be taken at a criticism against Microsoft but as an example of what Microsoft does well : selling its products.

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    5. Re:And.... by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "That is what a software company SHOULD do."

      No, a company should not slander their competitors to do more business. Propaganda results in an overall decline of the happiness of almost all consumers.

      Consumers that are too ignorant to know any better will believe the ridiculous claims of "windows is safer than Linux" and "Linux is hard to update". (apt-get upgrade <-- 10 times simpler than windows bullshit update system). These consumers buy the product, have a bad experience with it (sales guy: Yeah, win vista will run fine on this laptop with POS specs!) then are forced to take the advice of these companies as complete lies and do their own research.

      Consumers that know enough about this nonsense in the first place walk into the store with the (unfortunately correct) idea that everyone is lying to them and thus all advice needs to be disregarded.

      Now, this means that if a consumer wants to buy some product and walks into the store and sees another similar product with a similar price they must then leave the store, research it, and then decide which to buy. It would help both the consumers and the store if the sales people could HONESTLY and ACCURATELY answer "what's the difference between these two products". Instead of "Well, this one is more expensive, so I get a larger commission, so you have to buy this one."

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    6. Re:And.... by coolgeek · · Score: 1

      What? This is a "features and benefits" document, presented electronically. This is a common sales practice, to hand out information about how a product stacks up against its competition. It is also quite common for vendors to invite sales people from the companies that sell their products to shindigs and junkets, where there is free lunch at a minimum, and at times, sales people are supplied with the products so they can know about what they are selling. Charging $10 for the copy of Win 7 is a lot less egregious than all that.

      I hate Microsoft as much as the next guy out here, but your argument really holds no water.

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    7. Re:And.... by HangingChad · · Score: 1

      Linux vendors would do exactly the same thing.

      Says who? Which Linux vendor would be sending out anti-competitive training materials for employees of another company? And why would any company let a vendor waste thousands of collective man hours with propaganda training and bribe employees to complete it? This is selling their products the same way health insurers are selling their product at town hall meetings.

      I didn't really need another reason not to shop at Best Buy, but they keep them coming.

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    8. Re:And.... by miknix · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard of the Linux based botnet? Neither do I.

      I did, they are called n00bs.

    9. Re:And.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No, a company should not slander their competitors to do more business. Propaganda results in an overall decline of the happiness of almost all consumers.

      Umm, you just described every pro-Linux website I've ever seen. Slandering Microsoft is a major tool in the Linux advocate's handbag. Your ignorance and hypocrisy make me physically ill.

    10. Re:And.... by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      Well, everex for one is known for their extra dirty tricks... oh, right

    11. Re:And.... by agnosticnixie · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's not slander if it's the truth.

    12. Re:And.... by piojo · · Score: 1

      Actually, from what I've heard, linux boxes are used as the "lieutenants" of botnets. I think they host the IRC servers and do some of the higher level control...

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    13. Re:And.... by fmachado · · Score: 1

      So what?
      Linux vendors would do exactly the same thing. Who is to say which OS is safer for example? It entirely depends on what metric you use to measure it.

      No, Linux vendors would claim theirs OS is safer but they would not bribe (or "give outrageous discounts just get close to almost zero price") another company on spreading it's point of view. MS is free to claim Windows is safer/better/the best thing since sliced bread. Like you said, it can be a point of view but they should at least try to present their case as why they think their software is safer/better/the best thing since sliced bread.

      I don't blame Microsoft for selling their products. That is what a software company SHOULD do. The only reason these are "stories" is because people [incorrectly] feel Linux is a community effort and that any attack on Linux is an attack on this community. But when you look at the people who donate MOST Linux code you'll quickly discover that Linux is about as community as Windows is...

      So really this is just a slam at the Linux Vendors who have the cash to answer it...

      I think this is a lesson on "How to distort the reality". No one cares where the Linux code comes from as long as the code abides to the license and do not try to bend the license terms out of context. This is not what this is all about. People will blame MS not for trying to sell their software (they are encouraged to sell their software) but to have to bribe, lie or tell half-truths to be able to undermine their competition, leaving only their software to be bought/acquired. More precisely (being less polite) abusing it's monopolist position. Why they can't just compete like anyone else, promoting what their software is good for and not trying to get competition out of business with questionable tactics. Only MS gains from it: consumer/user gets screwed (no competition = higher prices and less innovation) and the competition obviously gets screwed.

      USA should stop citing "it's all capitalism as it should be" cause it's not. Capitalism says monopolies are bad cause they distort the market. And no bad action can use the excuse of "business as usual", as the companies with better governance and ethics are always the ones that resist more time on market.

    14. Re:And.... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 5, Informative

      Linux vendors would do exactly the same thing

      Except that they don't. Not like this.

      Who is to say which OS is safer for example? It entirely depends on what metric you use to measure it

      Like, say, which is more prone to being part of a trojan-infected zombie botnet scamming info for identity fraud and/or spreading spam?

      I don't blame Microsoft for selling their products. That is what a software company SHOULD do.

      If they can't sell their product without bullshitting (or at least keeping it to a tasteful minimum), isn't that a condemnation of their own product?

      The only reason these are "stories" is because people [incorrectly] feel Linux is a community effort ...

      Actually, they are stories because this is an attempt to bullshit people, and people hate being bullshitted. People on slashdot especially hate seeing people who might not know any better being bullshitted by a cynical, self-serving marketing group. I don't mean to absolve other tech companies (most, if not all, do the same or similar), but Microsoft has long occupied a special place in tech history as one of the most blatant bullshit-marketing organizations ever. I personally have been involved in tech distribution for about 15 years, and no other vendor comes close to their level of arrogance or deceit. I've been to an RSA conference where Microsoft astroturfed a whole session that was promoted as a balanced and impartial hack-off, but instead was a scripted Windows lovefest. I've seen Microsoft flat-out lie to peoples' faces. I've seen them ship free product to people who didn't order it to inflate their "install base" of a particular item.

      These are stories because in an industry saturated with kool-aid and known for marketing gross exaggerations and lies, Microsoft stands out as the worst.

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    15. Re:And.... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      So what?
      Linux vendors would do exactly the same thing. Who is to say which OS is safer for example? It entirely depends on what metric you use to measure it. If for example you look at number of "hacker" style compromises then Linux is the worse but if we're looking at automatic spyware infection then obviously Windows is almost the only OS in that category.

      Sure - you can cherry pick and fence your metrics to make any point seem reasonable. But that doesn't mean one shouldn't be interested in the rigging it took to make an argument stand up.

      I don't blame Microsoft for selling their products. That is what a software company SHOULD do. The only reason these are "stories" is because people [incorrectly] feel Linux is a community effort and that any attack on Linux is an attack on this community. But when you look at the people who donate MOST Linux code you'll quickly discover that Linux is about as community as Windows is...

      So really this is just a slam at the Linux Vendors who have the cash to answer it...

      By all means - sell the product. Use marketing. But consumers should be aware of what liberties that marketing is taking to make the sale. That's why these stories are interesting. When a big advertising campaign is underway against your interests, it is wise to be aware of it and prepare to deal with the memes it is pushing.

      Linux is, in fact, a community effort. When you look at the reports on who contributes, you'll note that there is no single gatekeeper. There is a large group of individuals who are not associated with any corporate interest. And there are some major corporate interests. And all of them contribute to the community that develops Linux code. I'd be interested in seeing information that shows Windows development works the same way.

      An attack on Linux is an attack on the community. Our industry lives and dies on market share - or at least perceived market share. When a technology is perceived as having critical mass, it will get more support from the various developers and hardware manufacturers. Mircrosoft has long understood this and much of their marketing is about attacking opposing platforms and boosting the image of theirs. Any success in this means that the Linux community will run in to more difficulties getting support. And that affects everyone using Linux - whether you have a personal or monetary interest.

    16. Re:And.... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Linux vendor
      I agree with your assessment I think there is only 1 Linux vendor out there.

      Sales even when done ethically tends to focus on the strengths of your product vs. the competition.

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    17. Re:And.... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Let me help you with that definition

      Obviously, the word doesn't mean what you think it means.

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    18. Re:And.... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      There's been reports that botnet herders value Linux systems as command-and-control hosts for botnets. Supposedly, they offer a lot of stability once one is able to find and compromise a vulnerable Linux host. Though that's a far cry from being an easy target for automated attack.

    19. Re:And.... by mwbeatty · · Score: 1

      It happens all the time. If you expect someone to sell your product, and your product has any amount of technological complexity above that of say a toaster, then you want that person to have some modicum of knowledge about the product. The retailer is not going to put any effort into training their employees so who is in the best position to make this happen? The manufacturer of course. Take your basic premise and replace MS and Best Buy with a manufacturer and retailer from any other industry and no one would think twice about it. I'm no MS fanboi and fully support Linux and all it stands for but really the bias is, as another poster stated, irrational.

    20. Re:And.... by stretch0611 · · Score: 1

      Sure, I can see all the people at Best Buy signing up to take training courses for the opportunity to buy a distro for $10.

      On the serious side...
      What would make a retailer sell linux? There is no margin on FREE. Even bundled with a netbook or PC, linux would mean a lower cost, but the higher cost items may earn more profit. Also, by selling linux, the retailer earns the wrath of microsoft.

      Until non-geek consumers demand linux, there is no incentive to sell it.

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    21. Re:And.... by cwgmpls · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm tired of this attitude of "It's okay to lie because the other guy is lying too. In fact, I can lie louder than him". That is exactly what has our government so polarized and dysfunctional. We've gotten to the point of saying nothing is true, there is two sides to everything, and we need to hear both sides, no matter how untrue their arguments are. Telling the truth doesn't seem to count for anything anymore.

      Some of these items Microsoft are just flat lies. Selling a netbook as a gaming machine. Saying Windows is easier to upgrade (I can upgrade ALL of my applications on Ubuntu with one click, for a price of $0.00). They are lies and we should call them out as lies. And if you see a Linux vendor lying, we'll call them out for their lies too. But saying all points of view are equally valid and it is okay to lie because the other side lies is morally and intellectually bankrupt.

    22. Re:And.... by msclrhd · · Score: 1

      My Linux computer is infested with zombies: http://www.popcap.com/games/pvz/?icid=plantsvszombies_HP_DL_3_8_19_08_en (Plants vs Zombies game via Wine) ^_^

    23. Re:And.... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Who is to say which OS is safer for example?"

      Any educated person who knows all the facts and isn't a moron?

      "But when you look at the people who donate MOST Linux code you'll quickly discover that Linux is about as community as Windows is..."

      You had too go pretty far out of your way to broadcast your stupidity with that little gem. Now off you go little troll ...

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    24. Re:And.... by ivesceneenough · · Score: 1

      "No, a company should not slander their competitors to do more business. Propaganda results in an overall decline of the happiness of almost all consumers." even as a Windows user, I can't help but laugh at PC in the Mac commercials....

    25. Re:And.... by Zak3056 · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Linux is hard to update". (apt-get upgrade -- 10 times simpler than windows bullshit update system)

      apt-get upgrade? I thought it was emerge -uDv world? No, wait, it's up2date --upgrade-to-release xx, isn't it? Crap, I'm wrong again, it's yum upgrade... or yum update, I forget which. I'll try the last one--dammit, now I'm getting some kind of GPG error, let me check the man page.

      Note, I am a linux user in addition to a windows user (I love my CentOS boxes, they serve in roles I'd never trust to a Windows box) but the above comment "10 times simpler than windows" is just plain bullshit. If anything, on a stable system without any problems, windows update and the standard linux update mechanisms work equally well. If anything is wrong, all of them suck ass.

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    26. Re:And.... by Anticrawl · · Score: 1

      Then we have bigger problems at had if propaganda is such a harsh mistress. SEE: Apple Commercials.

    27. Re:And.... by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      What would make a retailer sell linux? There is no margin on FREE.

      Untrue. Free (to the seller) gives them the highest margins possible.

    28. Re:And.... by gbarules2999 · · Score: 1

      Despite popular belief, most Linux users don't hate or berate Microsoft. This is a stereotype. Remove it from your brain.

    29. Re:And.... by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      apt-get upgrade? I thought it was emerge -uDv world? No, wait, it's up2date --upgrade-to-release xx, isn't it? Crap, I'm wrong again, it's yum upgrade... or yum update, I forget which. I'll try the last one--dammit, now I'm getting some kind of GPG error, let me check the man page.

      Huh. I would think that users would go with Update Manager.

      If anything, on a stable system without any problems, windows update and the standard linux update mechanisms work equally well.

      Personally, there are several features I prefer in Linux's repositories over Windows Update.
      I can update all of my programs rather than just the OS and an Office Suite. I can also add third-party repositories, eliminating the need for standalone or builtin update checkers. And I can actually have an idea of how quickly it's going through the update check process.

    30. Re:And.... by petrus4 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Despite popular belief, most Linux users don't hate or berate Microsoft. This is a stereotype. Remove it from your brain.

      This might be true, but unfortunately it is the 5-10% who genuinely are rabid, who are also the most vocal. Hence, that's what we primarily see.

    31. Re:And.... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Back in the mid 1990s, I worked at Computer City all kinds of product manufacturers had programs to inform sales staff on the benefits of their products. In the late 1990s I worked at an Apple dealer, we sold Apple, IBM, HP and Compaq, but Apple had mandatory training programs in order for us to remain a dealer. We had to complete Apple training to keep our status as an Apple Authorized dealer/Service providor.

      It's common industry practice.

      LK

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    32. Re:And.... by gbarules2999 · · Score: 1

      That's usually the case in a stereotype, yes. You see a very small minority backing up your claims, and you will, in your mind, go "Aha, proven correct yet again."

      This seems to occur for most anti-Linux people usually around the time that Richard Stallman speaks, easily ignoring the fact that nobody really acres about what he has to say anymore. All they see is a Linux user fulfilling their stereotype. The easy way to stop this ignorance is to have more sane voices - Mark Shuttleworth, for example.

    33. Re:And.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't blame Microsoft for selling their products. That is what a software company SHOULD do.

      Life is ugly in America, you sell your product by slandering the competition. And this racket even goes on in politics. It's not like that everywhere, which is probably very surprising to both sides.

    34. Re:And.... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm not saying you can't screw Linux up if you try hard enough. ;)

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    35. Re:And.... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      The people mentionned in this article do not sell software. They sell PCs with software pre-installed.

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  7. Ask Jack Schofield! by David+Gerard · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm thinking of buying a netbook as a second machine for net access and mobile broadband. Should I get one with XP or can I run Linux?
    M Shuttleworth

    Linux has an apparently friendly front end, but is very demanding if you go any deeper. Linux is like the Mooncup: a nice idea, but messy and not for the squeamish. In fact, Linux can be likened to a Mooncup-using redhaired hippie girlfriend who lives in a house in the country she built herself from twigs and has very strong ideas on how everything should be and has all her original body hair. The sex is fantastic, but only if she thinks the astrological conditions are perfect. The house has a hand-dug latrine, so she's propped a toilet bowl on top and thinks that's "user friendliness."

    No, no. You would far prefer Windows. That's like a nice normal bottle-blonde girlfriend who has a proper office job and dresses cleanly from Primark and has a sweet smile and lives in a proper bedsit and knows everyone and how to act normally and is accepted in society. She gets headaches a lot and fits of rage where she smashes everything and there's an odd smell of decaying human flesh coming from the drains and the toilet backs up every now and then filling the entire block with sewage and bits of bodies, but this is entirely normal and nothing to worry about.

    My four-year-old PowerBook G4 is putting itself into sleep mode and refusing to wake up. It gives a very unfriendly beep and a black screen when it is turned on. Taking out and replacing the memory will eventually bring it to life.
    S Jobs

    This is a known fault in the Macintosh line, where the keyboards were dipped in vats of herpes virus before being shipped. Mac OS X is well known to induce symptoms similar to tertiary syphilis in long-term users -- ask anyone with Mac-using friends. The G4 has an old PowerPC chip, and is obsolete because Apple has long since moved to Intel chips. So at least you can run a proper operating system like Vista on the new ones.

    I have a PC bought from Dell, a proper computer company, and am running Microsoft(tm) Windows(tm) Vista(tm) Service Pack 1(tm). It's the best operating system ever in the entire universe and I can do anything those annoying Mac users and Linux nerds can. And Windows 7(tm) will be even better! I don't have a problem, I just wanted to tell you this to piss off those annoying anti-Microsoft trolls who keep commenting on your Guardian column.
    J Schofield

    This is an excellent start to a perfect computing experience. Make sure you have only genuine Microsoft software on the system, and donâ(TM)t ever use Firefox in case your penis shrinks -- Internet Explorer 8 guarantees you will get many useful email offers for a greatly increased penis with incredible sperm production capability. Also, Google will invade your privacy and put pictures of you masturbating on Google StreetView, so only use Bing. Happy surfing!

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    1. Re:Ask Jack Schofield! by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      redhaired hippie girlfriend who lives in a house in the country

      Sign me up for Linux...

    2. Re:Ask Jack Schofield! by pbhj · · Score: 1

      [...] lives in a house in the country she built herself from twigs and has very strong ideas on how everything should be and has all her original body hair. The sex is fantastic, but only if she thinks the astrological conditions are perfect. The house has a hand-dug latrine, so she's propped a toilet bowl on top and thinks that's "user friendliness."[...]

      You have no idea how a latrine works. Any red-haired hippy worth their salt would use a composting toilet in place of a plain latrine anyhow. Latrines are wet pits full of shit. Composting toilets barely smell as you add dry sawdust which takes away the worst of the odour. Sitting outside, under a tree over a composting toilet is very satisfying, but you may want a little windbreak so the neighbours don't stare. There is absolutely no point putting a toilet bowl over a latrine or compost loo, a toilet seat is essential if you wish to sit instead of squatting - a bowl would just accumulate shit and stink and need cleaning. The inside of a latrine or compost loo only needs cleaning with a shovel every year or two; you may also need to wipe the seat occasionally.

    3. Re:Ask Jack Schofield! by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      You compile your own kernel, right?

      "There is absolutely no point putting a toilet bowl over a latrine or compost loo"

      And now you know why GNOME and KDE act like they do.

      (The article was written to be in the style of Guardian columnist Jack Schofield, so not having a goddamn clue is entirely in character.)

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    4. Re:Ask Jack Schofield! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like it better when you write in the style of Roy Schestowitz. I would kill your wife, but no weapon could penetrate a mass of that size.

    5. Re:Ask Jack Schofield! by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      In fact, Linux can be likened to a Mooncup-using redhaired hippie girlfriend who lives in a house in the country she built herself from twigs and has very strong ideas on how everything should be and has all her original body hair. The sex is fantastic, but only if she thinks the astrological conditions are perfect. The house has a hand-dug latrine, so she's propped a toilet bowl on top and thinks that's "user friendliness."

      You forgot the black rimmed glasses and obligatory reference to Thelma from Scooby Doo. Maybe surreptitiously sliding in, "Jinkies!" at the end of the paragraph would have worked. You also forgot to mention that she would work at least part time in a library, and that although the sex might be fantastic, it'd never be with men. ;)

    6. Re:Ask Jack Schofield! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Schofield has always been a wanker, I really don't know why the Guardian continues to allow him space to spread his incomprehension.

      I can still recall about 25 years ago, he wrote an entire column about this amazing new number system - floating point - which, the article seemed to imply, had just been invented as Salford University.

      We laughed for days in my office.

    7. Re:Ask Jack Schofield! by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      Apparently 'cos Charles Arthur (the technology editor) thinks he's great. Charles Arthur is a good bloke and pretty on the ball, but he likes some of his more clueless and/or insane writers (Seth Finkelstein is another good example) more than you or I would.

      Dear God, please turn up a lead on that floating point article.

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    8. Re:Ask Jack Schofield! by pbhj · · Score: 1

      I used to compile my own kernel, now I just use a small magnet to set the disc platters directly with machine code. Compiling with a computer is for n00bs.

      Usually I don't bother with a computer, interfacing directly with an ethernet port to get online isn't that hard if you practice.

    9. Re:Ask Jack Schofield! by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I whistle down the phone at 500kHz for DSL. It's not too hard once you can speak dolphin.

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    10. Re:Ask Jack Schofield! by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Dolphin? Pff, marlin is the future.

      {whistles and clicks loudly in sub-audible (!) frequencies}

  8. Marketing Drones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Linux has brain-dead marketing drones it would have awesome "Year of the Linux Desktop" and "Linux vs. Windows" powerpoints / quizes / ads too.

  9. I hate to say it ... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

    ... but this is SOP. Every tech company out there mixes batches of kool-aid to serve to their customers and retail partners. Of course, most aren't this pathetically bad at it.

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  10. Sales Sales Sales Sales by lukas84 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sales and Marketing people have always been people incapable of coherent thought or doing honest work. They'll do whatever they can to get more money. The only thing worse than them are Executives.

    But that's just how the world works, there's no use in lamenting this. It's certainly interesting to see this, but there's no need to act like this was some big surprise. Every company acts like this. A society composed of only honest people doing honest work probably wouldn't work - nobody has tried yet, though.

    1. Re:Sales Sales Sales Sales by bh_doc · · Score: 1

      There's a reason it'll be these kind of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

      Come on, revolution... Any day now...

    2. Re:Sales Sales Sales Sales by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      A society composed of only honest people doing honest work probably wouldn't work

      Finland in the 50s and 60s got very close to this ideal, and even to this day, hasn't gone astray too much - and it's the best place to live, in the world, IMHO. So yes, a society composed only of honest people would definitely work, and it would be wonderful.

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  11. Linux on the Dekstop by GMThomas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't hate Linux (in fact, I run it on all of my machines), but this is why Linux has not become popular on the desktop.

    The first reply to the topic says this:

    "Um WOW. THeir full of them selves. And if something dose not work with linux you can compile your own code and make it work."

    It's this kind of mentality that keeps Linux from becoming more accessible. Imagine that you install Linux for your mom, and she can't get so and so program to work, so you tell her to just go into the source and edit a few things and recompile it. That's just not going to work.

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    1. Re:Linux on the Dekstop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Regrettably, many of Microsoft's talking points here are quite salient for those users who need out-of-the-box functionality, without investing more of their own time. I love Linux and would rest easy if Windows—and the need for it—were scoured from the Earth, but this Microsoft training course is not all lies and FUD (although there's plenty of that too). There is a reason that Microsoft is winning the usability battle and I wish more OSS developers would react to it.

      Here, let's pretend I'm a typical non-technical user reading this article.

      No iPod support? Really? And the Zune doesn't work on the Mac either although there has been some progress from the Linux community. And I've never had any problems pulling pictures from cameras.

      Will it recognize the device as an MP3 player as soon as I plug it in? Will it sync with my desktop media player? If so, how much reading and work is required? 'Cause my maximum is three clicks through the default options of a wizard.

      I've yet to see a printer that doesn't have a driver. You might have to download it from the products website though (gasp!).

      What's a driver? How do I find the website? Is there just one kind of driver, or does it vary with the kind of printer? How many things do I have to know to configure the driver? Three clicks, remember.

      Yeah yeah. Software. Although WINE has been vastly improving lately (we even got around that stupid Secu-ROM).

      What is WINE? I put the CD in the drive and I'm not seeing an "install" window.

      There are free alternatives to all of the Windows Live "essentials".

      What are they? I have to read product descriptions in the package manager to figure out what does what? I have to use different software from all of my Windows-using friends? I have to figure out which features are matched one-for-one and where there will be file-compatability issues?

      WOW. Of all the games to mention, they mention World of Warcraft. I wrote a tutorial on how to get WoW running on Linux not to long ago. Its probably the easiest game to set up with in WINE.

      This article is trying to get me drunk again.

      Remember, "lusers" may frustrate you, but they are the people you are courting when you talk about the year of Linux on the desktop. They are nice people and deserve the ability to be lazy and ignorant about computers. As a developer, it is your responsibility to try to give them that luxury.

    2. Re:Linux on the Dekstop by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      How is that any worse than installing Windows for someone and then telling them the steps required to fix DLL Hell and virus infections? I'm not even going to attempt listing everything because I could be here all night.

    3. Re:Linux on the Dekstop by schon · · Score: 1

      "Um WOW. THeir full of them selves. And if something dose not work with linux you can compile your own code and make it work."

      It's this kind of mentality that keeps Linux from becoming more accessible. Imagine that you install Linux for your mom, and she can't get so and so program to work, so you tell her to just go into the source and edit a few things and recompile it. That's just not going to work.

      Exactly - it should be just like in Windows - if something stops working, you should have to format your whole system and reinstall! It's absurd to tell people that it's possible to actually fix something when it goes wrong!

    4. Re:Linux on the Dekstop by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      It's the difference between a person that can open a box and heat food in a microwave and a 5 star restaurant chef.

      Yes food made with both methods will keep you alive, but the chef will have fantastic flavor and a far higher education than the person that eat's TV dinners.

      I understand that most Computer users are very dim but most also really enjoy and appreciate the better flavor when someone takes the time to teach them to cook.

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    5. Re:Linux on the Dekstop by GMThomas · · Score: 1

      That's a good point, but granted, for most people, backing up their data and falling a few commands on a CD would be easier than compiling things through command line.

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    6. Re:Linux on the Dekstop by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      How is that any worse than installing Windows for someone and then telling them the steps required to fix DLL Hell and virus infections?

      It's not any worst, except that the average Windows users won't have any problems with "DLL Hell" or virus infections, and the average Linux user will almost certainly run into something that doesn't work without requiring an insane amount of computer knowledge to fix.

      Make sure you update your anti-Microsoft screed for the newest versions, ok? "DLL Hell" has been a complete non-issue for a very, very long time.

    7. Re:Linux on the Dekstop by loufoque · · Score: 1

      Imagine that you install Linux for your mom, and she can't get so and so program to work

      My mom has problems making things work all the time, and it's certainly not OS-related. In any case, whenever she has a problem, she asks me to fix it (even when the problem is "where is the program that I minimized?"), so it's not like it makes a difference anyway.

      On the contrary, using Linux keeps her safe from virii, which, for some arcane reason unknown to me, she managed to catch a lot while on Windows.

    8. Re:Linux on the Dekstop by loufoque · · Score: 1

      most also really enjoy and appreciate the better flavor when someone takes the time to teach them to cook.

      Most people seem uninterested in knowing how to use a computer properly. It's not just that they don't care, they really don't want to know how "a computer" works.

    9. Re:Linux on the Dekstop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... the average Windows users won't have any problems with ... virus infections

      hah... haha... haha hahahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    10. Re:Linux on the Dekstop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've come to realize that astro-turfing can include making statements such as the one you quote, providing fodder for -- oh, especially You will get my gist- you run it "on all of my machines". Thanks for playing.

    11. Re:Linux on the Dekstop by Draek · · Score: 1

      Nor is it working telling people to go into the registry and edit a few keys here and there.

      Which is why most people have to *PAY* other, more experienced people to help them with their computer problems. Or they just learn to live with those problems, its usually one or the other but few times they fix it themselves.

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    12. Re:Linux on the Dekstop by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Just for fun visit for instance support forums for any recent AAA game an count the number of posts like "SOUND DOESN'T WORK" or "MAJOR ARTEFACTS WITH VIDEO DRIVERS VERSION XXX" or countless variants of such. There are plenty of problems to be had on the Windows side. 190.xx series Nvidia drivers broke custom game profiles on my (and many other's machines), so I've been spending hours on forums researching a fix. It's exactly the shittiness of windows experience that's driving people towards console gaming.

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    13. Re:Linux on the Dekstop by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      One of the reasons console gaming is better is because they don't let idiots tinker with the hundreds of options in things like "custom game profiles" that fuck things up.

      I can guarantee if those users would just install and play the fucking game, instead of tinkering with the hundreds and thousands of pointless options from their sound card driver, their video driver, and the game itself-- they'd have a much more pleasant experience.

      That all said, I myself prefer console gaming too. I'm just saying that nobody held a gun and *forced* you to fuck around with some crazy poorly-supported nVidia feature. Instead of spending hours on a fix, why not just ignore the feature and play the fucking game like a normal person?

    14. Re:Linux on the Dekstop by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      I usually don't fuck around with custom game profiles like trying to force AA on games that don't support it. But I have a SLI setup so working game profiles (the define sli type and compatability flags) is the difference for me between getting 30 fps and 50 fps. Or here's another recent gem. Crysis DRM stopped working, it was trying to read the disk then spitted a cryptic error and failed. Again, after HOURS of googling and pulling out my hair turned out that DRM is incompatible with a system utility you can download from Microsoft. It's called Process Explorer from sysinternals, a firm used to be run by Windows system programming gurus, got bought by MS a few years back. Fucking DRM appatrently thought it was such kind of circumvension software.

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    15. Re:Linux on the Dekstop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except most people don't compile from source anymore, nor do they expect others to. That post is just pointing out that compiling from source is an option.

      You install Linux programs from a package manager. It's like an Apple App Store, but all the apps are free.
      If you find yourself compiling from source on a 2009 Linux distro then one or more of the following:

      1) Installing Linux software... you're doing it wrong.
      2.) You're working with highly specialized (often scientific) software used by a very small portion of the world and not properly packaged yet.
      3.) You just have to have the latest version of something fresh off the git, mercurial, or svn repo and can't stand to wait a short time for it to be packaged into a deb or rpm.

       

  12. Inconcrete replies? by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The way to refute an inconcrete reply is with an answer that is equally inconcrete. For example, in one of the slides, they say "Windows is safer than Linux." The quickest way to refute it is to laugh. You don't even need to answer. If they try to hit on an emotional level, hit back on an emotional level. Once they come back with a more concrete assertion, you can begin refuting it on a more concrete level.

    "Windows is safer because it has parental controls." Ooh, check out that argument, a clear attempt to change the subject. A typical geek will start by trying to think of any Linux software that can handle parental controls, and if there isn't one, start thinking of ways to write scripts and set permissions that will simulate it. Easier way to handle it is to smirk slightly, and say, "yeah, like that will keep hackers out." Roll your eyes. Don't let them get away with ridiculous arguments.

    On the other hand, Microsoft is right in some of their points, Linux has fewer games available, Linux has less software available, Linux has fewer drivers available. Those are my biggest complaints with Linux too. In fact, they may be my only complaints.

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    1. Re:Inconcrete replies? by armanox · · Score: 1

      Linux has fewer drivers available. Those are my biggest complaints with Linux too. In fact, they may be my only complaints.

      I seem to remember Linux supporting more hardware then any other OS...

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    2. Re:Inconcrete replies? by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Linux has less games. One out of three, well done.

      Windows Vista broke the driver model leaving a lot of PCI and AGP cards unusable (most current Creative hardware included), and Windows has more software because 50% of it is designed for the sole purpose of keeping 40% of it off the computer.

    3. Re:Inconcrete replies? by tepples · · Score: 1

      Windows Vista broke the driver model

      As I understand it, Linux breaks the driver ABI every other release, and half of it is on purpose because the Linux maintainers don't want to have to support a kernel with drivers on which they can't use a source debugger.

    4. Re:Inconcrete replies? by westlake · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember Linux supporting more hardware then any other OS...

      Support for obscure hardware of no interest to your target audience is not a bullet point.

      WiFi that works from the moment you unpack the box is.

    5. Re:Inconcrete replies? by armanox · · Score: 1

      I've never had a problem with WiFi in Linux. There again, I have only used Atheros and Intel WiFi chipsets.

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    6. Re:Inconcrete replies? by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      Linux has less games. One out of three, well done.

      You didn't call the GP a shill. Not even once. I'm equally impressed.

      It's little things like this, that give me faint hope that perhaps the FSF's mind control is actually starting to wear a little thinner, in some places.

      It's a faint hope, of course; but hope nonetheless.

    7. Re:Inconcrete replies? by koiransuklaa · · Score: 1

      Yeah... buy quality hardware and it tends to work. The problem is that Intel wifi is 30-40% more expensive than the low end crap. Guess which ones the cheap-ass netbooks will get?

  13. "Nothing is as complete as Windows 7" by Doug52392 · · Score: 1

    One of the slides reads "Nothing is as complete as Windows 7".

    Really? Three words: Service. Pack. 1.

    And I'm pretty sure Linux has more FREE downloads than Windows. I'm also pretty sure that the rare security vulnerability occasionally found in Linux will be patched the next day.

    1. Re:"Nothing is as complete as Windows 7" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux doesn't patch? Odd. I seen an article today about a new kernel. These aren't patches? So they don't call it a service pack but it does the same thing. Just about any long standing software done by professional developers is patched. What's the shame?

      BTW: Every service pack I've ever seen for any Windows machine has been free. But when it comes right down to it I'm willing to pay for productivity. Microsoft delivers on that level. I don't want to sit and tweak an OS every time I put in a new video card. Not to mention that my apps run on Windows. I have no use for a PC without the apps I use on it.

    2. Re:"Nothing is as complete as Windows 7" by dogfolife69 · · Score: 1

      if you read the comment above properly "the rare security vulnerability occasionally found in Linux will be patched the next day" ......so yea it is patched.... and for free

    3. Re:"Nothing is as complete as Windows 7" by armanox · · Score: 1

      Linux doesn't patch? Odd. I seen an article today about a new kernel. These aren't patches?

      Not a patch, new version. There is a difference. (XP is not a patch to 2k, 7 is not a patch to Vista.)

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    4. Re:"Nothing is as complete as Windows 7" by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      Not a new version... I'm getting updates of that nature on a periodic basis- and the kernel doesn't change versions in most cases and the distribution version doesn't change until the next release.

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  14. Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by Statecraftsman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If anyone's interested in going to a local Best Buy on 9/19/09 with CDs and flyers and encouraging people to try gnu/linux on their laptops before they buy, visit http://trygnulinux.com/sfd09

    If Microsoft thinks it's a worthy battleground, perhaps we should as well.

    1. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by cwgmpls · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nice idea. But your "Software Freedom Day" is two weeks away, and you don't even have a proper website? That is why Windows and Mac will always win over Linux, they both have some concept of marketing. Linux struggles with marketing. Not that marketing has anything to do with the quality of software. But marketing has everything to do with people knowing about it.

    2. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by Compholio · · Score: 1

      If anyone's interested in going to a local Best Buy on 9/19/09 with CDs and flyers and encouraging people to try gnu/linux on their laptops before they buy, visit http://trygnulinux.com/sfd09 [trygnulinux.com]

      If Microsoft thinks it's a worthy battleground, perhaps we should as well.

      While this sounds like a good idea at first glance, it sounds like it's also a good way to get the cops called on you... Are you coordinating this event so Best Buy knows you're coming and is ok with it?

    3. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this sounds like religious zealotry. What next? A Crusade complete with swords and long bowmen?

      Waaa! Your OS is evil! Our OS is pure! We'll hound you like a Jehovah Witness beating on your front door at 6 am.

      Why don't you just call your distro "The Watchtower" or have robed and bald monks on the street passing out copies while chanting the Lord's name of Linus Torvalds?

      For me? I use the OS that best does the job and both have their place. I'd much rather see Windows on the desktop than in the server room and Linux in the server room than on the desktop. Choice isn't a four letter word.

    4. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but it's so cute watching these zealots try.

    5. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps? The problem with us is, that we weren't the *first* thinking about it. Let alone thinking about something even better.

      The joke behind it is, that many still subconsciously act ashamed about Linux. Very irrational and stupid, but trained into the mind, and hard to unlearn.

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    6. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Not a bad idea. As already pointed out, it's kinda late. Like, I can't just burn half a zillion CD's and label them on short notice. 4 or 5 months notice, I maybe could cope with. And, I'd be more comfortable with "Linux" rather than "New Linux". Just as soon as I say "New Linux", someone is going to ask, "Is there a NEW Linux out? What happened to the OLD Linux?" You should be aware that not all desktops rely on the Gnu. (Yes, I'm aware that Stallman and friends pronounce it G-nu, but that is an artificial bullshit pronunciation for someone who grew up speaking American English)

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    7. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you expect out of people who see capitalism as evil? For the most part people who hate capitalism also find any level of competition as disgusting. They think that actually planning and presenting a product and letting it stand on it's own merits in an open market is somehow subversive to life.

      These kinds of people will never win anything but sympathy from people who have nothing else to give.

    8. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by similar_name · · Score: 1

      But if MS did it, it would just be good marketing.

    9. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by Torodung · · Score: 1

      As of 18:18 on 5 Sat, that page looks like a spammer's mailing list collector. Seriously.

      If you've got a campaign you want to run, I at least want *one* shiny professional looking graphic to hang off my table. I'll even pay the printer.

      Otherwise, I'm going in a sandwich board that reads "The end of the world is nigh. Why not try Linux?"

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    10. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by Statecraftsman · · Score: 1

      Where can I sign up?

      It's a new idea and resources are being put together to support those who'd like to participate. The page is updated to go to a wiki and a mailing list will be available shortly.

    11. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by blackraven14250 · · Score: 3, Funny

      while(marketing > quality){
      quality--
      }

    12. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by westlake · · Score: 1

      Nice idea. But your "Software Freedom Day" is two weeks away, and you don't even have a proper website? That is why Windows and Mac will always win over Linux, they both have some concept of marketing. Linux struggles with marketing.

      For the marketing geek with a morbid sense of humor: Free Software Foundation - Windows 7 Sins 209 Views.

      This is the Boston Commons launch of the FSF campaign - and not as you might suspect team mascot Ron Stoppable at play on the campus green in the dog days of August.

    13. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Advocacy and marketing take on many forms. When you start handing out home made CDs and propaganda to customers who are trying to enter the store to conduct legitimate business it verges on harassment and makes whatever product you're trying to push look like it's second rate.

      For Pete's sake, haven't any of you guys ever gone to a mall and gotten approached by one of the vacation package peddlers? Do you know how annoying that is? Do you understand what kind of people they actually rope in on their little scam? Now apply that to computing from both ends. Any real customer who can be worthwhile to rope into it already knows what's going on and doesn't want it. Those who push it on them come across as annoying. I accept their asshattery because it's a job. When people start treating software like a mission from God I know to avoid them and it.

    14. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullcrap. Linux is the kernel, an OS, an environment, a means. My companies and those of my peers have the marketing. (Of course, many companies that do sell Microsoft-related or -based solutions, including mine, do our own marketing. Imagine that.) Before I even went to the link proferred, I thought of craigslist, for some strange reason, eh? No, not my path, but hell, it is Software FREEDOM Day, eh?

    15. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by Draek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It reminds me of the RIAA and indie labels. You may have a better product, for a better price, available under less restrictions and in more convenient formats, and Joe Average *still* buys the other guy's product simply because he assumes that more money spent on marketing means a more polished end-product, and when he finds out how shitty the product they bought is, they only think "gee, if this is so bad, the other product must really suck!".

      Like many indie labels, however, while Linux would benefit from the extra market-share of the drooling masses, they're doing just fine so far and so there's little practical reasons for us, people who know better, to worry about it.

      Best of luck to the guys participating in Software Freedom Day. I appreciate the work you guys are making, but personally I'd rather laugh at the incompetent masses rather than educate them. I'm an elitist, lazy bastard like that.

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    16. Re:Software Freedom Day at Best Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anyone's interested in going to a local Best Buy on 9/19/09 with CDs and flyers and encouraging people to try gnu/linux on their laptops before they buy, visit http://trygnulinux.com/sfd09

      If Microsoft thinks it's a worthy battleground, perhaps we should as well.

      What a pile of shit. Why not try putting some points on the flyer stating why people should try Linux instead of seeing how many times people can say "freedom" in a single paragraph. You sound like a cult.

  15. WoW on a Netbook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they seriously just recommend WoW on a netbook? Correct me if I am wrong, but I didn't think that was the goal of most netbooks.

    1. Re:WoW on a Netbook? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      WOW has rather modest hardware requirements. That makes it one of the few current games that might run well on a netbook. This said, I would not buy a netbook with the intention of playing games.

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      C - the footgun of programming languages
    2. Re:WoW on a Netbook? by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      Uh... Unless the Netbook has an NVidia Ion type configuration, it's not likely to be able to play. The GMA950 won't cut it, and the GMA500 would barely cut it with the current state of affairs on the drivers, either Windows or Linux.

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      I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the State of Texas
  16. what is this 'buy' by fermion · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I didn't think you 'bought' MS Windows, so how can some have confidence and know exactly 'what they are buying' when they are buying nothing, but licensing a product that can be revoked, or modified, or additional constraints can be placed on the use of the product. MS Windows is licensed, and one of the greatest benefits of *nix, to use the vernacular, is that one has choices. One can take out features that are not needed and recompile the kernel. One can add device drivers.On can even move to another machine without fear of the MS police going after you.

    I recently updated a machine that had not been used in about a year. This machine is on a site license, using the standard MS products. In the update i was greeted wth the MS Office anti-piracy update, and warned that if I did not update I would not know if I had a pirated copy, and that if I did there might be security implications. Of course we had spent a great deal of money acquiring the software, and the update reminded that no matter what, MS could pull the plug at any time, and they would not consider this properly licensed software valid until I added this spyware to my machine.

    The cool thing is that Google is taking this licensing deal to the next level with the cloud. The cloud, at least in it's free form, is not all that useful for people who want a little more control over their computers, but for those who are raised MS, it is the next logical step. For all those that have focused on the simplified MS development model, and MS controlled software and hardware, I wonder what they will do in if google has all the software on the backend, and users just have chrome laptops.

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    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    1. Re:what is this 'buy' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you've swapped the local spyware for the data mining in the cloud.

      Lesser of 2 evils comes to mind.

  17. Get a life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best Buy employees are not MS' employees, they really have no business doing the training of another corps' staff.

    Really? Pharmaceutical companies do it all the time. Aircraft manufacturers do it all the time. As a matter of fact, in many industries it is quote common and even expected for one company to train another staff.

    God! The irrational MS hatred is annoying and downright idiotic.You MS haters really need to get a life.

    1. Re:Get a life. by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      Pharmaceutical companies doing it led to a number of scandals and lost licenses in other countries.

  18. Re:And.... Fair enough. by miknix · · Score: 1

    I also talk about the facts "M$ Windows VS GNU/Linux" with my friends. The big difference here is that they are MY FRIENDS so I DO NOT LIE to them.

    Trust me, a *easy* way for a successful GNU/Linux propaganda is to talk (and possibly demonstrate) how GNU/Linux rocks when you are virus-cleaning your neighbor's computer at the same time. I don't know about you but I get called for this in a regular basis.

  19. It's Best Buy's choice by ouder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am sure Best Buy is getting paid well for this, but ultimately it does hurt their reputation. One reason people go to a store like Best Buy is for information. If they get a reputation for giving out bad information then a lot of the reason for going there disappears. Granted, the typical reader of Slashdot probably doesn't need a lot of advice, and we probably know how to get better prices elsewhere. However, we do talk to a lot of people who are thinking about buying computers. I am thinking at this point it is probably better to go to Wal-mart where people assume the clerks know nothing about the products than it is to go to BestBuy where management is encouraging employees to give out bad information. I know there will be a lot of flames about the clerks at Best Buy being stupid, and people who rely on them are even stupider. However, I do know some Best Buy employees, and some of them are pretty sharp.

    1. Re:It's Best Buy's choice by Homburg · · Score: 1

      One reason people go to a store like Best Buy is for information.

      Really? I've noticed Best Buy adverts that try to make a selling point out of the knowledge of their staff, but I've never yet encountered a Best Buy employee who, when asked a question about a piece of kit, could tell me anything that wasn't printed on the label in front of the item. Not that that's a real criticism of the store - they're a warehouse store who sell stuff fairly cheap, one shouldn't expect them to be a useful source of information.

  20. This is a common pracitice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is common practice for manufacturers. My wife, when at Intel, often put together materials that were to be used by sales people to push Intel processors.

    At here current company she does the same to push their products over their competitors.

    If the manufacturer doesn't educate the sales force on their product, then who will? And what is wrong with it? A consumer is the one who needs to make a decision and when it comes to ease of use and cost. Windows/Intel is still the perceived winner among the non-techie. (To be clear - Apple is too expensive for what you get and Linux is beyond most novices). (Oh, and don't try pushing that Apple "it just works" blather).

    Most people don't like hacking around in Linux to get their printers to work, and certainly don't like to make purchase decisions based upon compatibility lists of a given distro.

    1. Re:This is a common pracitice. by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      Oh, and don't try pushing that Apple "it just works" blather

      What about "your half price inspiron will also last a third of the time". This has basically been what happened, macs are not made to compete with the discount bin Dell crap, but with thinkpads and xpses. And yes it hurts Apple in terms of their "pricey" perception, but at least they don't jack up the price at retail.

    2. Re:This is a common pracitice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I still get more bang for my buck with a think pad or and xps. And it is not perception, Apple is over priced.

      Apple is like Sony, beautiful and desirable products that do not work any better than the less expensive competition. And most times they don't work as well.

  21. Where's my debating hat..? Oh yeah, on my head. by Erinnys+Tisiphone · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If I'm ever really, really bored, I'm going to go to Best Buy wearing Barbie pink, act like I'm a novice user who wants to buy a netbook, and then refute their points one by one. Now that I know what they are... ;) I doubt I'll ever be that bored, but its nice to know I have a plan C this winter.

    1. Re:Where's my debating hat..? Oh yeah, on my head. by Erinnys+Tisiphone · · Score: 1

      "So a blonde and a redneck walk into Best Buy and ask to buy a netbook..."

    2. Re:Where's my debating hat..? Oh yeah, on my head. by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are women on the internet. They go to Oprah.com to talk about having their periods and shopping on the computer that a man bought for them.

  22. its all lies i tell you... its all lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the expertzone courses in question do the similar job of misreporting the abilities of a Mac vs. Win7... then MS turns around it all around when they have their course on Office for Mac... its all lies i tell you... its all lies.

  23. That was a good example. by zippthorne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I liked this one:

    Linux is safer than windows

    The Real Facts:

    • There's no guarantee that when security vulnerabilities are discovered, an update will be created. Users are on their own
    • There is no ability to set parental restrictions

    Are they talking about Linux or Windows? I thought it was quite clever that they could be referring to either, while implying that linux is the inferior one.

    --
    Can you be Even More Awesome?!
    1. Re:That was a good example. by tapanitarvainen · · Score: 1

      The Real Facts:

      • There's no guarantee that when security vulnerabilities are discovered, an update will be created. Users are on their own

      Wow. Since when Microsoft guarantees that? I'd ask to see that in writing.

    2. Re:That was a good example. by jmerlin · · Score: 1

      On the second point, in fact it's EASIER to set parental restrictions on linux. Case in point, a quick google search brings up a firefox plugin:

      Glubble

      Install this, a few chmod's later, and your kids won't be able to do anything but browse the intarweb on websites you want them to. They could easily download chrome on windows, isntall it locally (or get a firefox/chrome version that runs from USB drive and run an unmodified browser). GL @ that if the parent who wants to impart "control" actually knows anything about linux.

    3. Re:That was a good example. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Ironically, linux actually does guarantee that. It's just that they underwrite it by giving you the source to do it yourself if they don't get around to it...

      --
      Can you be Even More Awesome?!
    4. Re:That was a good example. by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      And that's easier than checking the little "parental controls" checkbox exactly how?

      --
      Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
    5. Re:That was a good example. by jmerlin · · Score: 1

      Good vague post. Even in context it is impossible to know to which "parental controls" checkbox you refer.

  24. I Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously this will be linux biased on slashdot. Although I agree with best buy, linux has it uses but home computing isn't one of them, some people need an OS to work with as opposed to work on. They need to plug their junk in and have it work, and play games, and do their multimedia things, and not spend weeks learning how to configure things, and have it be compatible with their friends. Best Buy would probably make a killing off of support for linux though.

    I love Linux but could I live without Windows? No. Could I live without Linux? Yes

  25. This is why I don't shop at BestBuy by DaveM753 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's great that BestBuy wants to make money and that one of the ways they can make money is to "partner" with companies, like Microsoft, that will pay them to lie. That's Capitalism for you.

    It's also a prominent reason that I, and most of my friends, don't shop at BestBuy. We all know we'll be lied to from BestBuy. It'd be great to go up to a salesperson and feel confident that any questions will receive carefully considered, honest responses. But, what we get are push-products-sold-by-Company-X-because-they're-our-partner responses. So, unlike 1999 when I went to BestBuy once a week, now I go there maybe once every year. I just don't like their B.S.

    Well, that and their policy to DEMAND I listen to their spiel about extended warranties, with no regard to whether or not I, the customer, want to hear that crap.

    1. Re:This is why I don't shop at BestBuy by dogfolife69 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was at best buy the other day and i heard of the the sales people almost scaring the lady customer into buy their "geek squard" services.... stating that her machine would have the blue screen of dead and would be unsecure allowing hackers to get into her machine if she didnt get the service.... the customer asked if this happens to all computers, and she was like "yes" i almost felt like going over and saying, you dont get that on a mac or linux machine, but i was in a rush

    2. Re:This is why I don't shop at BestBuy by gbarules2999 · · Score: 1

      I was flat out lied to by Microsoft when I tried to cancel my Xbox Live account. They told me it would run out automatically, and yet, I just received an email telling me that it will renew itself at the end of September.

      It saddens and angers me to know that they can get away with this on a regular basis with customers that know a lot less about computers and their services. The ignorance they have at their fingertips to manipulate is terrifying. I don't hate the company, but damn, I'm really starting to wonder.

    3. Re:This is why I don't shop at BestBuy by LABarr · · Score: 1

      I've been to a Best Buy maybe a half dozen times, total. I recently bought a Brother all-in-one laser printer copier, fax et all. This was Brother's latest version of this particular model. I had thought briefly about ordering something online, but I really needed it right now and didn't want to wait. What surprised me was when I got the new machine home and setup I decided to check my usual sources online to find out how much I had over-spent and found that I actually saved money buying it at Best Buy, even with the WA state sales tax added in. What was less surprising to me was even though I hadn't really done my home work upfront, there was a Linux driver readily available, and it was a snap to install not only the printer driver but the scanner as well. I have actually come to expect this. I have an ever increasing pile of CD's still shrink-wrapped in their cases of the software that comes with the products I buy. They never seem to get opened. There is simply no need. I want the latest Linux driver available and I just download what is needed. I leave them unopened because if I get ambitious enough I might try to sell them on eBay and make enough to buy a six-pack or something. As far as my Best Buy shopping experience goes the only question I asked the salesperson was to point me where I could find a spare toner cartridge. I learned long ago that the "help" in most retail stores is almost always less informed than I am, and usually they are simply a complete waste of my time.

    4. Re:This is why I don't shop at BestBuy by DaveM753 · · Score: 1

      Capitalism is still the greatest system in the world

      That great Capitalist, Microsoft, spares no expense in its long-running effort to force everyone to use 100% MS products. Part of its effort is paying BestBuy employees to lie about Linux. I think there's an article about it somewhere on /. You might want to look for it.

      Oh, and thanks for your comments, Mr Rove.

    5. Re:This is why I don't shop at BestBuy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a sales rep ask me if I wanted an extended warranty on a router I was planning on buying last night. I told him the first thing I plan on doing after opening the package was to void the warranty and replace the firmware with DD-WRT. He smiled at me, said something along the lines of being happy to help, and understood that I didn't want a warranty.

    6. Re:This is why I don't shop at BestBuy by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      About a year ago my mom asked me to come over and get her set up with her new digital camera. She got it at Best Buy and the Geek Squad convinced her to buy this SD card adaptor for the computer to make transfers easy. It really wasn't necessary but I kind of understood why they might think she'd need it. But here's the kicker: they convinced her to buy a USB cable to connect the little SD card adaptor to the computer despite the fact the thing already came with a USB cable. And they didn't just sell her a USB cable, it was one of the ones with gold plated connectors and excessively long (like $40). I told her to return it but she didn't do so in time so I ended up taking the cable. A couple months later she needed me to hook up a printer (I know, none of this stuff should require assistance) and when I go over there what do I find? An extra USB cable with gold plated connectors and excessively long. So I tell her to return, again. I asked why they told her to buy the cables and she said the Geek Squad informed her they were necessary. They knew she didn't know any better and they lied to her to increase their items per transaction.

      I've worked in sales, I understand the importance of the add-on sale, but I've never lied to a customer to get one. Sure, this is an anecdote, but I've been in enough Best Buys to realize that this is how they train their workers. I've heard so much stupid shit come out of their mouths. They hire "hipsters" who know little about technology but think they do because they use computers and cell phones. They tell people who have little to no experience with technology, with confidence, inaccurate information. Sometimes out of shistiness and sometimes out of ignorance. Either way, their Geek Squad is just as credible as the regular employees. At least when I go to an Apple store the ignorant clerk can direct me to a "genius," who, though far from a real genius, knows his product and how to address my needs.

      --
      "From the depths of my skeptical and rationalist soul, I ask the Lord to protect me from California touchie-feeliedom."
  26. Some good points in TFA, some are wrong themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's fairly clear that the presentation gets a few things wrong, but so does the article itself. To give a few examples:

    No iPod support? Really?

    It depends on what you mean by "iPod". Ubuntu wiki says: "Ubuntu works very well with iPods, except the iPod Touch, iPhone, and any other future generation Apple portable devices that do not show up as a generic storage device." It also has a separate link for setting up a new Nano, which involves performing a cryptic incantation in the shell (well, that's how any casual user will treat it anyway), so "support" is a bit of a stretch there as well.

    So it's not correct to say that Ubuntu does not support iPods at all - as presentation seems to imply - but there are certainly problems in that department. The reviewer then goes into a rant on Zune support on OS X, which is rather irrelevant to the subject at hand, which is Win7 vs Linux.

    I've yet to see a printer that doesn't have a driver.

    Didn't see a lot of printers, then. It's fairly easy to find one without a driver, usually of a kind where a lot of processing is offloaded to software (i.e. printer driver).

    Video chat with Pidgin? Or Skype?

    Presentation is a little bit more specific (and vague at the same time) there: it declares "video chat on all major IM networks". These days this would probably mean MSN/Live, too, at least in North America. I also wonder if they count Yahoo IM as well.

  27. Reading selectively by MaizeMan · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm sorry, all I got from your post something about linux and:

    redhaired hippie girlfriend ...The sex is fantastic

    1. Re:Reading selectively by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously never had a redhaired girlfriend, if you had you would know that the sex is fantastic. ;-)

  28. DOJ? by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Isn't this against the spirit of DOJ's settlement with MS? This shouldn't be allowed when on anti-trust probation.

    1. Re:DOJ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At this point, it's become rather obvious that MS is now part of the United States' Zaibatsu down to the stranglehold on the economy -to-applyand the too-big-for-the-law attitude.

  29. Should have been titled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft acknowledges Linux as such a huge threat that they have to use Best Buy employees...the same people who convince you to buy a $50 cable you most certainly don't need to sell Windows 7.

  30. Re:And.... Fair enough. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ironic that you use the word "facts" then later refer to Microsoft as "M$". Yeah, fair and balanced like Fox News, right?

    You may claim to help your "friends" (I doubt they refer to you in the same fashon), but in reality you are just trying try to herd some sheep for the sake of feeling good about yourself. I take a different approach. I fix the problem then educate the user on how to avoid getting a virus in the first place, even without using Anti-Virus software. Soon they don't need me and they sure as hell don't need the headaches and disappointments of Linux.

  31. Ubuntu et.al. is Still the Bargin by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Given that Best Buy employees still have to pay a Sawbuck to M$ for the win7. Ubuntu can be downloaded for free. Word Processing, Spread Sheets, and Presentation software can be downloaded for free from openOffice. for Bitmap, and Vectored Art there is GIMP, Inkscape, and Blender3D. For software development there is Eclipse. The current major development war going on is "Flash verses SVG"; it's not that Flash products can do more, it's that SVG can be done in Notepad++.

    1. Re:Ubuntu et.al. is Still the Bargin by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      I dare you to tell any professional 3D graphics artists that GIMP is superior to Photoshop and that Blender 3D is superior to 3D Studio Max or even Lightwave. Then wait for the laughter. Hell Max artists can now import their 3D Studio models and texture them in Photoshop pretty seamlessly.

      Don't get me wrong, I like Blender. I like to do 3D stuff in my spare time and I can do some fun things in Blender, but to this day, I still can't create the same quality of scenes as I could get out of the box with Lightwave without hours of tinkering. Since I no longer work with 3D and video for a living, I'm not willing to invest $1000 for Lightwave anymore. So I use Blender. It's a great tool to learn the basics or for people who are more hobby/enthusiasts.

      --
      "The problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other people's money" - Thatcher.
    2. Re:Ubuntu et.al. is Still the Bargin by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Cool, I might concede, except for the nagging lack of difference of on-point-content. Just exactly what does AI, and PS do that GIMP, and Inkscape cannot? A tragidy that I come into everyday is Adobe's lack of support of its importing its own image format types with Flash/Flex/AS. Adobe wants me to embed required graphics in my applications!? Just how lame is that? I haven't tried AS4/Flash-10, but AS3/Flash-9 can only accept JPEG, PNG, GIFF, SVG, and SWF; what's up with that? My work is in Commercial Art Utilities, and I hear and see the Graphic Artists chant their littenies of all things Adobe, but on a point-on-point basics, Adobe does NOT EXCEED task directed Use Cases when compared to GIMP, and Inkscape. Is there a Web Page that compares on a functional level what Adobe Products can do that GIMP, and Inkscape cannot? And I am not referring to the unrequested self confessions by show-offs trying to be my parent.

  32. Ubuntu has more updates... by msclrhd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... because it updates *everything* (the operating system and all installed applications that come from the distribution).

    And the "cannot tell what updates are required and which are optional" comment in Linux is ridiculous. In the update manager on Ubuntu (checked on 9.04), it clearly shows updates with "Important security updates", "Recommended updates" and "Other updates" listed, with a description of the changes.

  33. My problem by Mascot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't have much of an issue with the list itself. Obviously it's heavily biased, but I see nothing on there that can be called an outright lie.

    My problem is the purpose of BestBuy sending staff to a presentation like that. It's specifically intended to give staff arguments to persuade customers to buy Windows. When the real goal of the staff should be to identify each customer's needs and guide them based on that.

    It's one thing to make mention of a more expensive product to see if there's a chance of an upsale, it's quite another to be as one-sided as this presentation is. Whether the staff will recite that presentation to any and all customers, or simply use it as input for any customer that asks for examples of why to pick one over the other, remains to be seen. But I have a feeling....

    1. Re:My problem by copponex · · Score: 1

      Yeah.

      Have you been to a best buy lately? I hate to generalize about their floor staff, but as Rowan Atkinson once said, "I wouldn't trust them to sit the right way on a toilet."

      It's sort of like trying to convince a guy with an apple logo shaved into his ironic haircut that he paid too much for his Air. Best to just leave them be.

    2. Re:My problem by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The real goal of the staff is to make Best Buy as much money as possible. So there are two options here:

      1) Encourage the staff to always recommend Windows and other MS software
      2) Encourage the staff to, at least some of the time, recommend free alternatives to MS software.

      Okay, so in (1) your staff is recommending software that you sell. That is, customers give you money in exchange for it. You even get to keep some (and pass the rest to MS).

      In (2), your staff is recommending free products that you do not make any money on. Plus you're pissing off MS, who supplies you with products you DO make money on.

      What gave you the idea that Best Buy staff are there to help the customer? They'll only do that if there's increased profit in doing so, and that won't happen until customers who get treatment (1) start walking out and making their computer purchases elsewhere.

    3. Re:My problem by sammyF70 · · Score: 1

      one out of many : "There are no self help tutorials provided and help documentation is limited". No ... they are NOT talking about windows.

      --
      "DRM is like the Ford Pinto: it's a smooth ride, right up the point at which it explodes and ruins your day."-C.Doctorow
    4. Re:My problem by La+Gris · · Score: 1

      Surely and little colorfull butterfly wanders arond and blue bird sings while the vendor help the customers. In other parts you can see Tux fluffy dancing with big ear mouse and a sexy black and white Betty all around Bill. Then they sing "we are here to serve you dear customer.

      DIIIIG! Oups, it is time to wake up!

      --
      Léa Gris
    5. Re:My problem by VanGarrett · · Score: 1

      I agree. For the overwhelming majority of users out there, Windows will be the best option, anyway. Linux tends to assume a certain savvy, that may be second nature to most of us here, but will completely put off the average tech-illiterate computer user. There's absolutely no need to make your sales people sound like idiots, for the sake of promoting sales of Windows. It's enough to have the salespeople tell customers, "Linux is cheaper, more secure, will run most of the same software (with some tinkering) and have all sorts of new things available to you, but the learning curve is so ridiculously steep that you'll never learn to use it." Append to that statement, that you may learn to use it well enough if you've got an obsessive stalker-love of computer tech, in which case, you'll be fine, and would you like a Kubuntu disc.

    6. Re:My problem by Mascot · · Score: 1

      Notice, I said "should be".

      Personally, I'll go to the store that gives me real advice instead of a sales pitch any day of the week. Even if they are more expensive (within reason).

    7. Re:My problem by Mascot · · Score: 1

      I have yet to have had an Ubuntu issue I've been able to readily solve via the included documentation. It's always google and end up in a 20 page forum thread, wherein lurks the solution. So on par with Windows, pretty much.

      With "self help tutorials" they are most likely referring to, for example, the network troubleshooting wizard. Last I ran Ubuntu, if the network didn't work, it didn't work. There was no "click here for help", followed by a list of specific suggestions on what to try.

      While I totally agree it's shady, it ain't no outright lie. And this bullet point was probably _the_ most shady of the lot, so I'm curious about the "one out of many" statement of yours.

    8. Re:My problem by shirotakaaki · · Score: 1

      What i don't get is the "Windows is safer than Linux" statement. Now this is being a little pedantic but Linux is only the kernel. Its like saying "A Honda is faster than a V8" (good enough car analogy?)

    9. Re:My problem by Mascot · · Score: 1

      What i don't get is the "Windows is safer than Linux" statement. Now this is being a little pedantic but Linux is only the kernel.

      That's because you were asleep the past decade or so, during which "Linux" became synonymous with "any Linux based distribution" when it comes to the mass media/general public.

    10. Re:My problem by sammyF70 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Depends on how you define "help documentation". Compare linux errors with windows'. And seriously, the offline help in windows has never given me any useful info so far .. but maybe it's just me.

      Other points (I'll paraphrase, as I obviously can't copy&paste):

      • "your customer doesn't need to relearn the things they want to do" : lie, unless the customer is already using Vista.
      • "Your customers know exactly what they are buying" dubious to say the least, unless someone explains to them exactly what the difference between each version of win7 is, and what the difference between XP, Vista and Win7 is. Let's be lenient, and just say they have their head up their arses
      • Camera, iPod, MP3 Compatibility? incredibly high for Linux at least for cameras and mp3.
      • Printers and Scanners compatibility? been a very long time since I found a printer or USB scanner not working out of the box in Linux (you know.. without first getting the drivers from the manufacturer's site) ->
      • Software Compatibility : you'll probably call it shady. I still can't run XScreensaver in windows (meaning : "Compatibility" is a complete useless term without context)
      • 'Windows Live Essentials' interestingly it's "not supported" and not as I first read "unavailable". So, using Firefox in Windows to access Hotmail is probably not supported neither.
      • "The games your Customer Wants (e.g. WoW)" : really bad choice of game, cause for Wow it's an outright lie.
      • "Authorized Support", Cannonical, RedHat, Mint, ... enough "Authorized Support" for many Linux distros. (so, yes, it's a lie)
      • "Video Chat on all major IM Networks", indeed. Skype runs perfectly, but I never could get a video chat running in MSN.

      Ill pass the dubious use of "compatible" without context again, I'll just point out that at the price point of Photoshop for non-student, I'd rather say that its legal incarnation isn't THAT common.

      • "Windows work with more software and devices", probably, but not sure
      • "windows 7 still provide the same great experience they are familiar with"? ever seen someone used to XP fight with Vista? It's actually funny
      • The next one is really dependent on how you understand the sentence "Users can do what they want on their PC" ... if they mean that the user has more freedom, then it's an outright lie (DRM anybody?)
      • "Linux requires a lot of time to maintain" -> lie. So much a lie actually, that I press people who call me more than three times because they have problems with their Windows installation to install Ubuntu or Mint (yes, I install it for them, of course) because it uses less of MY time as they call less often and there is practially no maintenance
      • "It can be unclear to user whether .. or are optional" -> lie. It's written in big fat bolded font to which category each update belongs (at least in Ubuntu and Mint .. but they attacked Ubuntu directly, so here it goes)
      • "there is no guarantee .. blablabla... users are on their own" -> lie ( proven by past experience.) Actually, a patch will probably be available faster than it would have been if the same security issue had been found.
      • "there is no ability to set parental protection" -> lie. MintNanny, for example (included in the mint distro on install)
      • "no step-by-step tutorials" they don't talk about whether they are on- or offline, so I still maintain it's a lie.
      • "because there are many versions of linux .. blalala" -> not an outright lie, but Oh! so close.
      --
      "DRM is like the Ford Pinto: it's a smooth ride, right up the point at which it explodes and ruins your day."-C.Doctorow
    11. Re:My problem by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      That's because you were asleep the past decade or so, during which "Linux" became synonymous with "any Linux based distribution" when it comes to the mass media/general public.

      Which is exactly how it should be. The only people who bring up the naming issue, (which Stallman invented out of whole cloth, as part of his ongoing crusade to obtain as much narcissistic supply as is humanly possible) are either Stallmanite Debian fanboys, or Stallman himself.

      Nobody else cares, and nobody else should care.

    12. Re:My problem by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      "The games your Customer Wants (e.g. WoW)" : really bad choice of game, cause for Wow it's an outright lie.

      This is only a lie since WoW had the Chilton Effect applied to it, (as in, Blizz hired Chilton as design lead, and he gave the game exactly the kind of brutal sodomy that he gave Ultima Online) and anyone who wasn't already one of his minions left WoW's live team in order to work on Blizzard's new game.

      Before that, WoW had tons of demand.

    13. Re:My problem by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      In (2), your staff is recommending free products that you do not make any money on.

      So grab an Ubuntu cd label, stamp out a few dozen shiny discs for $0.50 apiece, and sell them next to the Windows boxes for $15.

    14. Re:My problem by Mascot · · Score: 1

      Goodness, I got way too much work to do today to answer every single one of those points. But I'll pull out a few examples, because you're reading those slides just as biased from the other direction compared to Microsoft's angle. The images in the link has since gone dead, so I might not remember exactly right either I suppose.

      You say WoW is an outright lie. Please show me the page where Blizzard states any other platform beyond Mac and Windows is supported. The point isn't that you _can't make it run_, it's that it's not supported and that no attempt is being made by the company to make it so. Which is true for the vast majority of (commercial) games and software.

      Until you can slap in a cd/dvd, click next a few times, and end up with an icon on your desktop where you can start the application, most people will consider it "not working". That's just how it is.

      "there is no guarantee .. blablabla... users are on their own" -> lie

      Unless you can show me an iron clad contract from a company swearing "we'll fix anything you report, even if you're just using a free distro", that's no lie. Of course, it's no different with Windows, but that's beside the point. They're only _implying_ Windows is any better, and playing on the "Microsoft is a tangible entity, you can trust us" fallacy.

      Camera, iPod, MP3 Compatibility? incredibly high for Linux at least for cameras and mp3.

      Again, much of it works (with varying degrees of time invested to make it so), but it is in most cases not _supported_ (and of course, forget about the included software). Whereas you know it will be in Windows.

      "It can be unclear to user whether .. or are optional" -> lie. It's written in big fat bolded font to which category each update belongs (at least in Ubuntu and Mint .. but they attacked Ubuntu directly, so here it goes)

      If they indeed segmented the updates into showing first critical fixes, then further down a new segment with only optional fixes, I would agree. Especially if they added a separate button to only install critical fixes.

      That wasn't the case last I ran Ubuntu though. I think it might have been noted in each patch's description, for those that had one, but clicking through four pages worth and installing each invidiually is pretty "unclear" to me. But if they made significant changes to this in the latest version, I'll readily concede this point.

      "Linux requires a lot of time to maintain" -> lie.

      I believe the slide specifically mentioned amount and frequency of updates here. In that they are correct. Ubuntu gets _far_ more updates _far_ more often than Windows does. I'm not sure why Microsoft feel that a lack of patches and updates is in fact a point in their favor, but they're not lying.

    15. Re:My problem by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      I think he meant that WoW runs on Linux, not that people don't want to play it.

    16. Re:My problem by Tweenk · · Score: 1

      I took it to be about being able to run WoW in Wine...

      --
      Those who would give up liberty to obtain working drivers, deserve neither liberty nor working drivers.
  34. It is called apt-get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll tell Linux how to beat M$: make a app store. I know, stupidly obvious, but there isn't one built into ubuntu. Needs to be as simple as iTunes Store, and everything just needs to just work, no compiling code or anything crazy. Fill it with tons of free software and M$ product equivalents like OpenOffice.

    There has always been one. It is called apt-get. There are graphical user interfaces (synaptic package manager, for example) to it too. Loads of free software that just works. I don't see how one could beat it. (I guess it could be linked to some service where users can comment on the software, etc. if one wants to, but meh.)

    It is not as if Apple invented the concept.

  35. Linux is a big part of a multi-computer household. by cwgmpls · · Score: 1

    The days when you buy one computer for everything are over.

    I have four PCs in my house that run Linux for ease of maintenance and security on the internet. One for each kid and one for me and my wife

    I have one Mac that I bought for iLife -- for photos and to make home movies. It is nice but I'm not sure if I'll replace it when the time comes.

    I have one XP box -- P4, 2Ghz, 1 GB RAM -- that the kids can play thier $5 bargain bin junk games on if they want to. Occasionally they use XP to play a web game that requires shockwave. But they usually get bored with those games pretty fast and would rather play on their Wii.

    I can find more than enough web-based games that work in Linux to keep the kids busy for ever, and they like playing their games on their own computer, rather than having to share it with their brothers. I can afford to give each kid their own computer since the Linux computers are free. I couldn't do that (legally) with Windows.

    Add in a couple smart phones and MP3 players. The days of one computer to do everything are over, and Linux can easily compete as one part of a multi-computer household

  36. Re:And.... Fair enough. by miknix · · Score: 1

    Ironic that you use the word "facts" then later refer to Microsoft as "M$".

    Isn't Microsoft (MS) a multi-bilion-trilion-whatever company? If so, what's wrong of using M$ for that?

    Bla bla bla. utter garbage talk.

    No comments.

    don't need the headaches and disappointments of Linux.

    I don't comment opinions, we all have them.

    - -
    YAM$A - Yet Another M$ Astrosurfer.

  37. Doesn't this contradict what others have said? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Aren't we CONSTANTLY told by people on slashdot and in the general media that Linux is not a viable desktop operating system? If this is true, why does Microsoft need to train Best Buy employees to dissuade people from trying Linux?

    1. Re:Doesn't this contradict what others have said? by copponex · · Score: 1

      First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win. -Ghandi

      We are at stage three. Assuming someone in the open source community wakes up and gives small businesses a real alternative to QuickBooks and creative media software.

    2. Re:Doesn't this contradict what others have said? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that the employees have clear and concise answers, true or not. And if someone is buying a computer from best buy then there is a 99.9% chance that Linux isn't going to work for them.

    3. Re:Doesn't this contradict what others have said? by vivaelamor · · Score: 1

      real alternative to QuickBooks

      Might I suggest looking at OpenERP?

    4. Re:Doesn't this contradict what others have said? by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      We are at stage three. Assuming someone in the open source community wakes up and gives small businesses a real alternative to QuickBooks and creative media software.

      Microsoft aren't the only people who are scared, though. The very fact that stories like this keep showing up only proves that.

      I'm still wondering when, given what laughably poor shape Microsoft are in these days, (in terms of credibility, not money necessarily...yet) Linux users are finally going to realise that Microsoft stopped being a threat to them probably at least 5 years ago.

      Linux and FOSS in general are established, now. Microsoft can't hurt them any more. So stop caring about what Microsoft are doing. You don't need to.

  38. The sad state of electronics retail... by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The fact that this course is offered to BestBuy employees - and apparently only BestBuy employees - says something about consumer electronics retail in 2009 in the US. When I worked at CompUSA (pre - 2000) I frequently went to vendor-sponsored "classes" where they would give us food, beer, free hardware/software, etc, for listening to their pitch. We generally went there and found that there were also BestBuy, CircuitCity, and even OfficeMax or OfficeDepot employees, depending on what was being sold. Now of those five retailers (including CompUSA) only BestBuy remains a significant factor in consumer elecrtonics sales.

    I'm surprised that Microsoft apparently didn't even think highly enough of Microcenter to invite them. I guess they are still rather small fish (in terms of market presence) at the moment.

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    1. Re:The sad state of electronics retail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me make it very clear: Expertzone is for employees of all retailers that sell Microsoft products. I work part-time at Office Depot (it's a living... not really; thank goodness for freelance graphic & web design) and we are also included (I have placed an order but my card has not been charged yet; certainly hope I was within the 3,000 copies limit; their servers dragged to a halt through Thursday) There are always promotions, sometimes really good ones like this (we should also be getting, upon training module completion, Office 2007 Standard in October).

      Now, as to the Windows vs. Linux part of the module: yes, MS does praise their product over Linux, but I don't think it is misleading. They mention lack of Office and other popular apps, hardware drivers, ease of use, having to re-buy Linux (and Mac) versions of apps where available, (they heavily emphasize) familiarity, etc.

      Now I know that there is some counterpoint to every one of their points (mind you, I use Windows, Mac, and Linux now and then; LiveCD data recovery FTW!), but, dear Slashdotters, Overclockers, and general technophiles, these counterpoints - installing tarballs, OpenOffice, WINE... sudo, you get my point - these are lost languages to those who already think Windows itself is Greek. Many end-users just don't get these things, and fear to rattle the balance they already learned with Windows. As a retail employee, I can tell you that netbooks started selling only after the Linux-based ones were removed for the XP-based ones. Compared to Linux, Windows is so far more end-end-user, short-end-of-the-geek-stick friendly.

      Throughout the module, Microsoft never really says that Linux is bad, just that Windows will be less technical and an already familiar field for users. Who thinks the user who says "My Internet has disappeared!" (accidentally deleted IE icon from the desktop) will grasp Linux? Many people don't even grasp the concept of an OS; to them, Windows IS the computer, Office is part of Windows, and they need plenty memory to store their files.

      Microsoft knows we will be selling 99% to such people and the technogeeks will probably be building their machines anyway. Of course, it is also a strong point that after already buying Windows version of apps, why would you re-buy in another OS? This applies even to me; sure I could run WINE or the like, but support would not be 100% (CS3 Master Collection, Corel Painter X, Sketchbook Pro, etc.), and why emulate Windows when I could just as well keep using Windows? It's really about the apps more than an OS itself IMO.

      PS: Sorry, I had to post anonymously because of my jab at Office Depot. My username reveals my not-so-common-and-easily-traceable-in-the-company-database name. And these days on the Net, any base are easily belong to anyone else.

  39. Microsoft must be desparate or by Johnny+Loves+Linux · · Score: 4, Insightful

    they don't believe in their own product.

    Why do I say that? Because you don't see BMW giving free training videos to car salesmen comparing their cars to say GM or Chrysler or Ford, do you? BMW lives or dies by the quality and reputation of their products; they don't need to "educate" salesmen about their products. This smells of a desperation move where Microsoft must believe their Windows 7 doesn't compare favorably with Linux on netbooks, so they have to try to convince the Best Buy personnel, who let's face it, don't know as much about hardware and software as they know about marketing products, to push the Windows 7 stuff onto customers.

    There have been some studies of performance of Windows 7 beta vs. Linux on netbooks which either have not have been clear win for Windows 7 or worse, have shown Windows 7 in an unflattering light. As for citations, the web sites that I can recall are Phoronix.com, and OSNews.com.

    I mean trying to "educate" Best Buy sales people and having Windows 7 "House Parties" sounds a little pathetic don't you think? Did Microsoft do something similar when XP came out or even Vista?

    1. Re:Microsoft must be desparate or by westlake · · Score: 2

      Why do I say that? Because you don't see BMW giving free training videos to car salesmen comparing their cars to say GM or Chrysler or Ford, do you?

      You won't see the BMW training video unless you are a BMW salesman.

      But BMW does "educate" their sales force.

      That is instinctive in any business that has a sales force - and the automobile manufacturers have been masters of the game since 1896.

      New BMW Adds Put The Competition In Their Place

    2. Re:Microsoft must be desparate or by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't know about that, but I do know when my brother was working at a Ford dealership, after about three months he was 100% convinced that Ford cars were the best cars out there. On every level. The Ford GT was better than a Corvette. A Ford Focus was better than a Toyota Corolla. The Mustang was better than any other muscle car in the world. He still didn't have much good to say about the T-bird.

      A few years after he left, he is now willing to consider other cars, like the Mazda speed-3. So I don't know what they do in dealerships, but it's sure working.

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    3. Re:Microsoft must be desparate or by DavidD_CA · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's because people who sell BMWs tend to work for... BMW dealers.

      There isn't much of a threat of a BMW salesperson selling an Audi or Lexus.

      A more accurate comparison would be an electronics retail store that sells Sony, Panasonic, and 10 other brands. And in that case, you can bet that the manufacturers do everything they can to get them to sell their product.

      When I worked for an Internet Service Provider, we sold circuits from many other first-tier companies such as NewEdge and Covad and AT&T. You can bet they all tried their best to "sell" us on their products. That ranged from contests to classes to newsletters to parties.

      If you don't think that AT&T, Verizon, Sprint, and MetroPCS are doing the same thing at Best Buy, then either you're mistaken, or these stores are missing out on a great opportunity.

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    4. Re:Microsoft must be desparate or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I worked at one of the big 4 accounting firms, the local prestige car dealerships would frequently approach the company and lend any partner who wanted one of their cars for a week.

    5. Re:Microsoft must be desparate or by AncientPC · · Score: 1

      You realize that up until last November, Ford had the majority stake in Mazda right?

  40. Heck, you can get it much cheaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In china, it only costs 2 for a copy. And that is the LEGAL VERSION DIRECT FROM MS.

  41. About them saying Windows 7 "Meets Expectations" by supersloshy · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Aww, dangit! I got a BSOD again! Well, I knew it'd happen..."

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  42. Syn-app-store-tic by tepples · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'll tell Linux how to beat M$: make a app store. I know, stupidly obvious, but there isn't one built into ubuntu.

    I'm running Ubuntu 8.04 on my laptop, and System > Administration > Synaptic Package Manager looks a lot like an app store.

  43. Wow by Nemyst · · Score: 2

    I have to say I'm a heavy Windows user and like Windows 7 a lot, but these kinds of campaigns really disgust me. And I was thinking about buying W7...

  44. when is Windows... by Locutus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When is Windows not like Windows?
    When Microsoft ships a new version.

    When is Windows just like Windows?
    When Microsoft ships a new version.

    You all know that Windows 7 is not like any kind of Windows most people are running but as you should have seen if you RTFA, Microsoft's army of marketing droids still likes to tell people that it's Windows so you know it.

    Besides this telling the world+dog that Microsoft is fighting Linux, look at the first mention of netbooks and Linux. The page title is about netbooks but the bullets are on PCs. They are being real careful to not allow the netbook to be labeled a special device or market segment and want it to be considered a limited function PC. The reason why is because if people think of the netbook as another device like say, an iPhone, they know that all the smoke and mirror tricks claiming having Windows is better goes out the windows. Peg the netbook as a little computer and people will think that having Windows on it is a good thing to do and if you put anything else on it, you'll have less functionality. The reality is, these resource constrained devices do more with Linux because Linux and OSS does better and can do more in these small devices. Think about it, you don't see Window XP, Vista, or Windows 7 on smartphones or MIDs devices.

    LoB

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  45. RIM jobs by tepples · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, BlackBerry users are the ones who wish for a RIM job.

  46. The linux app store by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Just for you: here's an app store for Blender, a 3d modeling program. If you click that on most Debian boxes these days, it'll download Blender from the repository and install it for you appropriately in the menu. I'll leave the rest of the thousands of apps as an exercise for the reader.

    Afterwards please remember to email me $0.99.

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  47. Slander and libel by tepples · · Score: 1

    In colloquial English usage, "slander" appears to have a broader meaning, roughly equivalent to Legalese "slander or libel". Read AC's post like this: "Defaming Microsoft is a major tool in the Linux advocate's handbag."

    1. Re:Slander and libel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. It's you that needs learn how to use English. The definition of "defaming" is to use slander or libel against someone's reputation.

      Since most techies know MS's reputation, how can you hurt it? If the general public doesn't know about their reputation, well, it's time to protect them by educating them and showing them there are options for solving their computing problems that don't include supporting corruption.

  48. Trialware by tepples · · Score: 1

    I've seen them ship free product to people who didn't order it to inflate their "install base" of a particular item.

    Does this have anything to do with the allegation that trialware subsidizes the Windows royalty, which began soon after Sony experimented with charging extra not to include trialware? People who buy a new PC get a copy that they didn't pay for; trialware publishers paid for it instead.

    1. Re:Trialware by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      No, I'm referring to a practice from the 90's when NT was trying to unseat Netware. There was an incentive to ship extra Client Access Licenses to boost the total of "deployed" NT users. I'm sure that the resulting numbers found their way into a marketing slide showing NT "dominance". MS used a number of BS marketing tricks to create the appearance of success, and kept at it until fiction became reality. Of course, if Novell's distribution strategy wasn't completely retarded at the time, they might have given themselves a fighting chance.

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    2. Re:Trialware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Doesn't Apple do half the shit you're berating Microsoft for doing?

      Let's see

      Who is to say which OS is safer for example? It entirely depends on what metric you use to measure it

      4 year unpatched kernel exception, check.

      If they can't sell their product without bullshitting (or at least keeping it to a tasteful minimum), isn't that a condemnation of their own product?

      Mac vs PC straight out lies half the time

      People on slashdot especially hate seeing people who might not know any better being bullshitted by a cynical, self-serving marketing group

      Apple ads are of course filled with lolipops and unicorns.

      Rinse and repeat with the FSF's "Windows Sins"

      I'm not saying this to flame, I'm just stating that no group's hands are clean in advertisement.

    3. Re:Trialware by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1
      What you said:

      I'm not saying this to flame, I'm just stating that no group's hands are clean in advertisement.

      What I said:

      These are stories because in an industry saturated with kool-aid and known for marketing gross exaggerations and lies, Microsoft stands out as the worst.

      I really don't think you and I are that far apart. My somewhat informed opinion is that MS is worse than the others. Also, you seem to have moved in Mac in place of Linux, which was the focus of the earlier comments.

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  49. Big nose by tepples · · Score: 1

    This is a "features and benefits" document, presented electronically. This is a common sales practice

    But is it also common practice to lie in a features and benefits document?

    1. Re:Big nose by wampus · · Score: 1

      You are familiar with the term "sales," aren't you?

    2. Re:Big nose by tepples · · Score: 1

      Even sales has limits.

    3. Re:Big nose by dotgain · · Score: 1

      But is it also common practice to lie in a features and benefits document?

      Please, it's called Truth Management

  50. Microsoft is scared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they have good reason to be. Every day in the data rooms I see windows being replaced by linux all the time. I have been working with linux since kernel 2.0.36 came out and have been impressed with it ever since. I also build systems for people on the side and almost every system I have built has linux on it in one shape or another. If you are to take a look at Microsofts track record you will realize that they are slowly losing popularity and functionality. Vista was for them a big disappointment. Its no wonder that they are coming out swinging at linux.

    For microsoft, Windows7 is there last big "harrah" for getting an operating system right. Right now you pretty much are seeing the beginning of the decline for microsoft. However, I dont see them going away anytime soon. But its the beginning.

    My personal opinion is that Linux is more rock solid than windows, Alot safer as per breakins and such go, And provides better support than windows. The age of having one monolithic operating system dominating the computer world is coming to an end and M$ knows it.

  51. Support for current vs. discontinued hardware by tepples · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember Linux supporting more hardware then any other OS...

    Yeah, just not as much current hardware that you can still buy in big-box chains like Target and Best Buy.

    1. Re:Support for current vs. discontinued hardware by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      Heh... I've not seen that. There's exceptions, but the things that aren't supported aren't typically things you honestly WANT/NEED in the first place.

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    2. Re:Support for current vs. discontinued hardware by tepples · · Score: 1

      the things that aren't supported aren't typically things you honestly WANT/NEED in the first place.

      You mean like certain brands of USB flatbed scanner? Or should I just buy a Canon or something to replace it?

  52. this is going to be fun by FudRucker · · Score: 2, Funny

    i am going to go in to bestbuy every week and wear down the employees with every talking point i can muster showing Linux is better, they will be running to mcdonalds asking for employment applications after i get done with them.

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    1. Re:this is going to be fun by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      i am going to go in to bestbuy every week and wear down the employees with every talking point i can muster showing Linux is better, they will be running to mcdonalds asking for employment applications after i get done with them.

      Sounds like a great idea. Nothing like harassment to make Linux users look like a completely sane, healthy, mainstream, normal, desirable group of human beings.

    2. Re:this is going to be fun by gbarules2999 · · Score: 1

      WWWWOOOOOOOSSSHHHH

    3. Re:this is going to be fun by j_sp_r · · Score: 1

      No, they say sorry to the next person waiting, explaining that you where a dirty Linux hippie and they should buy Windows.

  53. Sawbuck to CheapBytes by tepples · · Score: 1

    Ubuntu can be downloaded for free.

    Not if you have a 5 GB monthly cap or (worse) dial-up. Then you have to pay CheapBytes the same sawbuck if you want it to get to your PC any time soon (i.e. faster than ShipIt).

    Word Processing, Spread Sheets, and Presentation software can be downloaded for free from openOffice. for Bitmap, and Vectored Art there is GIMP, Inkscape, and Blender3D. For software development there is Eclipse.

    Then what for games? Must Linux users stick to included games and online SWF games?

    1. Re:Sawbuck to CheapBytes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i won't pretend that gaming under linux is as plentifull as on windows, but there i have played UT2004, Doom 3 and Quake 4 myself natively under linux. UT even came with the linux install script right there on the retail DVD.

      I realize that linux support is few and far between for games, and that wine isnt always the answer, but gaming surely isnt impossible on linux

  54. Quick learner are you? by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Microsoft stock is off 42% over the past decade. This does not look like the type of thing that's a good retirement investment. Of course, past experience does not always guarantee future results. Your mileage may vary. Consult your own investment advisor. For comparison, Apple is up 1000% over the same period.

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  55. Source neutrality by Carra · · Score: 1
    Got to love the neutrality of their sources, sources mentioned in their slideshow:
    • Linux.org
    • Windows Compatibility Center
    1. Re:Source neutrality by JonJ · · Score: 1

      Yeah, using Linux.org for facts about Linux. That's unbiased.

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  56. restore CD was:Re:Biggest point of them all by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    a worthless "restore" CD

    The last computer I purchased didn't have a restore CD, it had a restore partition on the hard drive. However, there was a fairly straightforward method that I followed that allowed me to use the restore partition to make a windows install CD that made a fresh install of my OS.

    reinstalling, which you *will* have to do now and then

    That is at least as much the fault of the user as it is the fault of the OS. Intelligently setup windows boxes don't need OS reinstalls with any more frequency than their *nix counterparts; however many windows boxes are compromised by poorly informed users.

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  57. Microsoft Expert by MrKaos · · Score: 3, Informative
    FUD Factory.

    Pity the bandwidth of the site was exceeded - could not see the piccys.

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    1. Re:Microsoft Expert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUD Factory.

      Pity the bandwidth of the site was exceeded - could not see the piccys.

      First five slides here. Four more here. If you can only see two images, then read the man page.

    2. Re:Microsoft Expert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pictures are also available here.

    3. Re:Microsoft Expert by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      The pictures are also available here.

      Thanks - all pictures here.

      Wow, we keep moving forward with Linux. What did Ghandi say "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." Linux must be really starting to scare them, where are we now in this saying.

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    4. Re:Microsoft Expert by grooveharder · · Score: 1

      found on the last page of the thread - a working link, pictures hosted on an unlimited bandwidth site: http://quaoar.ww7.be/ms_fud_of_the_year/569458-microsoft-attack-linux-retail-level-probably.html you're welcome :)

    5. Re:Microsoft Expert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a mirror of the post at
      http://quaoar.ww7.be/ms_fud_of_the_year/569458-microsoft-attack-linux-retail-level-probably.html

      The mirror has unlimited bandwidth and runs Gentoo.

  58. Re:And.... Fair enough. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't Microsoft (MS) a multi-bilion-trilion-whatever company? If so, what's wrong of using M$ for that?

    If you want to refer to the fact that Microsoft is a wealthy company, than do so. Changing the "S" to a dollar sign may accomplish the same thing in your mind, but the juvenile style of the delivery reflects very poorly on you. Do you wish to create a standard where every profitable company above a certain threshold replaces each letter "S" in the company name to a dollar sign? I highly doubt it. You need to grow up.

    Bla bla bla. utter garbage talk.

    Ouch. That comment about your so-called friends hit a little too close to home, eh? It's OK, you still have the Linux community.

  59. That guy's photobucket account... by FunPika · · Score: 1

    Got Slashdotted. :D All the pictures on the page show "bandwidth exceeded" now. ;)

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    1. Re:That guy's photobucket account... by DugOut · · Score: 0

      Why do people even use photobucket? Almost every other image hosting site out there is not bandwidth limited.

  60. I am tagging this goodnewseveryone by Vexorian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah, that's right. Because this means that MS is that something the whole FOSS community has done these last years has worked and MS now actually feels threatened by it and the need to train salesman into fighting it. It is also good news because after all, there is no such thing as bad advertisement, and this is just going to spell out "Streissand effect".

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    1. Re:I am tagging this goodnewseveryone by xtronics · · Score: 1

      My take also -- M$ has been reduced to lying - I love it!

  61. Canonical + others should reply? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you think Canonical and others should offer a similar course emphasizing the advantages of Ubuntu (or Fedora or something) over Windows 7?

    Of course 90% of the people do not care too much about most of the questions shown at
    http://windows7sins.org/
    So I am talking about tangible, minute-to-minute usage questions, that these employees can argue on. Things like "with ubuntu you have this, this, and this for free from scratch, this other thing for free if you install it through the software manager, and this other thing if you pay X dollars for CrossOver."

    1. Re:Canonical + others should reply? by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      Of course 90% of the people do not care too much about most of the questions shown at
      http://windows7sins.org/

      A lot of what's on that site is the sort of blatant hypocrisy that we've come to expect from the FSF, anywayz.

      Poisoning education? I've got two words in response to that; #gnu-generation. Stallman isn't going to have any credibility accusing anyone else of engaging in mind control, until he stops doing it himself. I'm guessing that the response I get to this very post will likely prove my point on that score, as well.

  62. Shooting yourself in the foot by Kratisto · · Score: 1

    Seems like this could easily backfire: The average computer doesn't know what Linux is, let alone anything about it. By teaching Best Buy employees about Linux, even in this derisive and misleading way, Microsoft is spreading the word about a competing operating system. It's entirely possible that by raising awareness of Linux's existence, they are paving the road for customers to inquire about what Linux is from the internet or their local "tech guy" (usually the youngest person in the household), rather than from some brainwashed teenager working at Best Buy. Meanwhile, real businesses with informed IT departments will continue to use Linux on their servers in overwhelming numbers. Perhaps the year of the Linux desktop is close at hand!

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  63. I can agree on some points by Cstryon · · Score: 1

    Sure, most of the claims they make on Linux are really attacks, and some of the claims they make for Windows are exaggerations, but when it comes to easy of use, and support, I agree.

    I have 5 computers at my home, all of them run some version of Windows. They all worked out of the box, my Anti-Virus and other security software does it's job quite well. And when there is a problem, I know how to fix it, I know where to look, it's familiar.

    Every attempt I've made to job on the Linux band-wagon fails. When it comes to IT I'm not THE expert, I'm also not a novice. But I can't get Linux to work for me, I can't get it to do what I want. Once my computer is setup with some flavor of Linux, I can browse the internet, and edit text documents. My videos don't work, my voice chat doesn't work, my games don't work. And when I try to get help, I don't even know where to look, I don't have any numbers to call, and when I find some forum and post my problem, I might get a response, and that response might have language I understand, and it MIGHT solve my problem. With my Windows machines, I have numbers, I know where to look, and if I need support I always get an answer, and I always understand what the help says, and I always get my problem solved.

    Now I will admit, it has been a while since I tried Linux. Windows does cost a VERY pretty penny, and I have a laptop that is in some serious need for change. So slashdot, this isn't a challenge, this is a real outreach. Me already having a bad experience with the switch to Linux, and being spoiled with Windows what Flavor would be best for me?

    My Laptop is currently running XP. AMD Athlon 64bit processor, (~2Ghz, I can't really get to it right now to check), Half a Gig of ram.
    I would like it to run my SNES emulator, browse the internet, some sort of office suite, Video chat (For my mother). And I'd like to be able to run Starcraft 1 (So maybe I need wine?) Also, if it's possible, I have an ehome infrared reciever, and a haupauge tuner. If I could have those working to replace MCE I would be sold.
    So what Linux would be best for me?

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    1. Re:I can agree on some points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 7 would be the best version of linux, runs much quicker than XP once your over 512MB ram.

    2. Re:I can agree on some points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So slashdot, this isn't a challenge, this is a real outreach. Me already having a bad experience with the switch to Linux, and being spoiled with Windows what Flavor would be best for me?

      Try Linux Mint. It's a revamped Ubuntu already with Flash Player, Java, etc.
      But a Laptop? You will have some headaches. Laptops are known for having very proprietary hardware for which the manufacturers don't make the specifications and inner workings available. That means, no Linux drivers. You'll have tough luck setting the wireless and video card acceleration up. Sound and Ethernet will probably be recognized out of box. Webcam will be a problem, tough, specially if it is built-in. The other specialized hardware you've got probably will be tough luck. Sorry 'bout that, but I think you're better going with Winblows XP and your favorite anti-virus on it.

    3. Re:I can agree on some points by miro+f · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ubuntu. hands down, I tried a few different distros and ubuntu was the one that just worked. I install it on my laptop and every piece of hardware works with no issues. Plus any issue you have a quick google solves 9 times out of 10.

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  64. Re:restore CD was:Re:Biggest point of them all by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "however many windows boxes are compromised by poorly informed users."

    This is entirely impossible, because Windows "just works." It's easy to install software (10 out of 10 virus writer's agree), and it's secure (as long as the network cable is unplugged, and you don't power the box on).

    Let me ask this? If it is the user's fault and not the OS, why doesn't anybody have to reinstall Linux due to "OS rot" ? Perhaps you didn't think Linux has users too? And no, not all Linux users are technically inclined. I have many contacts who use Linux and need it to just work because they don't know what to do if it doesn't. I think I got one call last year from one person. Everybody else is sailing along just fine, and they are the same caliber of user as the Windows users you are blaming.

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  65. Re:About them saying Windows 7 "Meets Expectations by Ahadiel · · Score: 1

    "Aww, dangit! I got a BSOD again! Well, I knew it'd happen..."

    They should be training Bestbuy employees on how to properly manage demo machines. I came across this BSOD'd laptop at Bestbuy earlier this week and even after three employees walked by it, nothing was done.

  66. Don't host pictures on fucking photobucket by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    I suppose I can't really complain as it's not his intention (I assume) that his thread will get slashdotted but why do people still use bandwidth limiting sites to host their image. Not everyone can view your post 5 seconds after you submit it.

    1. Re:Don't host pictures on fucking photobucket by mwolfe38 · · Score: 2, Informative
  67. Re:restore CD was:Re:Biggest point of them all by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

    Intelligently setup windows boxes don't need OS reinstalls with any more frequency than their *nix counterparts

    That's not really true, the registry gets filled up with cruft that you cannot delete, and the WinSxS directory gets filled up to bursting with crap everytime you install something. In both case sthe OS cannot remove things, the registry for example is filled with things that might be used by a different user - so when you delete something, the OS has to leave it behind in case someone else still has is installed. At least, that's the reason given by Microsoft why the installer doesn't do it.

    I'm sure there are more similar reasons, like .NET cruft that gets installed and kept 'just in case its needed later', COM objects, user application setting folders (in the hidden folders, have you seen that they get left behind, casual users don't because they're hidden from view to prevent tampering).

  68. Re:restore CD was:Re:Biggest point of them all by temojen · · Score: 1

    Ah, but windows (XP pre-installs) come out of the box moronically set up (default user is administrator being the biggest problem, much software assuming and requiring administrator access being the second).

    Modern Linux desktop distros and MacOS come out of the (iso|box) intelligently set up.

    Is this the fault of the user?

  69. More exposure for LINUX - Its a win win situation by future+assassin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously if MS has to teach BestBuy employees sales pitches to keep people from LINUX you know LINUX has made an impact on the average joe. All this will do isput the name LINUX into more peoples minds. It'll make people ask questions like.. Whats up with LINUX if BestBuy is trying to show me how much better W7 is VS LINUX? If they are trying to tell me W7 is the best compared to LINUX then LINUX must be up there? Maybe its good enough for me to try it out?

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  70. 32bit to 64bit transition by janwedekind · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Eric Raymond has an interesting article (2006) where he argues that big changes on the software market can only occur when there is an industry-wide switch in the hardware. According to Eric Raymond the window of opportunity created by the transition to 64bit platforms closes (has closed) in 2008. However I still see Windows Vista PCs on sale with 3GByte of memory because 64bit Windows lacks driver support and 32bit Windows can only address 4GByte of memory (minus 1GByte to address the graphics card AFAIK).

    1. Re:32bit to 64bit transition by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      64-bit Vista doesn't have driver support issues for new hardware; it's just the legacy hardware that's problematic. (Though quite a bit of it didn't get Vista drivers at all—I'm looking at you, HP.)

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    2. Re:32bit to 64bit transition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      32bit Vista can access waaay more than 4GB of memory, MS does not license it to do so however.

      That 32-bit editions of Windows Vista are limited to 4GB is not because of any physical or technical constraint on 32-bit operating systems. The 32-bit editions of Windows Vista all contain code for using physical memory above 4GB. Microsoft just doesnâ(TM)t license you to use that code.

      See: http://www.geoffchappell.com/viewer.htm?doc=notes/windows/license/memory.htm

    3. Re:32bit to 64bit transition by nicks,nicks,nicks! · · Score: 1

      (Though quite a bit of it didn't get Vista drivers at all—I'm looking at you, HP.)

      Strangely enough, if MS Windows Vista bombs, everyone blames the hardware manufacturers for not providing drivers, as above. If the kernel in a distro doesn't work with a particular hardware, it's linux teh suxorz. What hypocrisy.

    4. Re:32bit to 64bit transition by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      I'm singling out HP because they said they would provide Vista drivers then didn't.

      That said, "it's linux teh suxorz" because even when the Windows kernel is updated via service packs, driver compatibility is kept. With Linux updates, not at all. If a Microsoft service pack broke drivers, I'd consider that "teh suxorz" too. :)

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    5. Re:32bit to 64bit transition by janwedekind · · Score: 1

      But you have to wonder why there are x86_64 laptops on sale with 32bit Windows software on it. There is no other explanation for it.

    6. Re:32bit to 64bit transition by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I would peg this down to the OEM wanting to support 32 or 64-bit. It's not a pricing thing, since a license for 32-bit also nets you a license for the 64-bit of the same OS SKU. (Buying 32-bit Business gets you a license to use 64-bit).

      It's not a driver thing, at least not with newer hardware, as in order to obtain the WHQL logo your hardware must have drivers for 32-bit and 64-bit.

      Many desktops and laptops of this year have been shipping with 64-bit. Earlier this year I went to Best Buy and picked up a Dell Inspiron 530S for a friend's family and it came with 4G ram and 64-bit Vista Home Premium. It's the same on a lot of machines.

    7. Re:32bit to 64bit transition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      64 bit Vista and Windows 7 don't really lack driver support that I've seen. 64 bit Windows XP and 2003 are a bear to get support for though. 32 bit can address 4GB - whatever the video card requires. If you're on a system with a 128MB video card, that means it can see almost the full 4GB, which is what puzzles me. Half the machines with 3GB of RAM are laptops using an integrated graphics controller that uses shared memory. That means your main memory with 4GB would be 4GB - graphics memory anyway, so why not just put 4GB in the damn thing?

    8. Re:32bit to 64bit transition by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      You get both licenses with Vista retail, and I believe with any version of Windows 7, but with Vista OEM you only got a license for 32-bit or 64-bit, not both. (Ostensibly so people don't upgrade from 32-bit to 64-bit and then whine to the OEM when stuff doesn't work.)

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    9. Re:32bit to 64bit transition by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Starting with Vista, in order to get a driver certified by Microsoft you have to supply both 32 and 64 bit versions. By default you can't install unsigned drivers so every bit of hardware on sale that supports Vista should have both 32 and 64 bit drivers, tested to the same (admittedly quite low) standard by Microsoft.

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    10. Re:32bit to 64bit transition by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      By default you can't install unsigned drivers...

      You do realize that's just a popup, and you need to give admin rights to conitinue, right? And that's pretty much as it should be.

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    11. Re:32bit to 64bit transition by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      It's actually a pricing thing.

      OEM licenses cost the vendor in the neighborhood of $50, which is obviously significantly less than retail. To do this, Microsoft cripples it in a couple of ways.

      First, the license is ONLY good for 32bit or 64bit, depending on the type of machine. This won't be an issue in a little while as pretty much everything new these days is 64bit hardware, and the 32bit software actually runs on the 64bit hardware.

      The second way they cripple it, is an OEM license is non-transferrable. Period. It is only good for the OEM machine it came with. It is against the terms of the license agreement to remove your copy of Windows from an OEM machine and install it on another machine. This is perfectly acceptable for a retail box of Windows.

      Granted you can get around it, and it isn't even that hard, but you're technically breaking the law. Most hardware vendors get around this by either not including an OS CD (giving a restore cd and restore partition instead) or by customizing the OS CD such that it only runs on their hardware.

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    12. Re:32bit to 64bit transition by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's because with Windows, hardware manufacturers provide the drivers, but with Linux the kernel writers do?

      Do you know the nightmare it is to update a non-kernel driver in Linux after a kernel update? It's definitely "linux is teh suxorz."

      Not hypocrisy at all, just blaming who is responsible. Torvalds chose to keep an unstable ABI and provide and maintain all the drivers in the kernel, so when one of his kernel updates breaks the drivers it is absolutely his and the kernel devs fault.

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    13. Re:32bit to 64bit transition by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      You do realize that's just a popup, and you need to give admin rights to conitinue, right?

      Wrong.

      In the x86 version you can choose to install unsigned drivers when prompted, but in the x64 version the only way is to use a special boot time option. Without that option flag set, Vista will simply refuse the driver with no way to override.

      Besides, it's largely irrelevant because you probably won't get very far in the market if people have to agree to huge warning notices when they install your driver. That was one of the reasons UAC was introduced; to force developers to stop doing bad things which trigger a UAC pop-up.

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    14. Re:32bit to 64bit transition by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Do you know the nightmare it is to update a non-kernel driver in Linux after a kernel update? It's definitely "linux is teh suxorz." ...the package manager automatically updates it (assuming you used it).

      Keep up with the times. It's not 1998 anymore.

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  71. good sign by jipn4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a good sign. The fact that Microsoft feels it necessary to attack Linux at the retail level shows that Linux is becoming more and more of a factor in the computing mainstream as well. Thanks, Microsoft, for supporting Linux.

    1. Re:good sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent post is not Funny. Parent post is Insightful.

  72. Switched to Desktop Linux -- everything works by originalhack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been using Linux on servers for years but always used M$ on the desktop. When my MB blew and XP wouldn't run on the new one, I started using Ubuntu Desktop. Everything worked... generally with less drama than Windows. My DVD writer with Lightscribe worked, my laser printer worked of course. My Brother 5890 MFP scans and prints even though I can only get it to print from XP (It won't scan to XP... who knows why?).

    I've been using Openoffice every since Word 2000 inexplicably stopped working on my XP machine even with a full reinstall. The only thing that was missing was Visio. Fortunately, my old version of Visio (which won't work on Vista) will work just fund under Wine on Linux... also without any messing around.

    I used to be an advocate of Linux for people who didn't mind fiddling. Now I would suggest it for people who don't want to have to fiddle, so long as they don't need to get help from their local Windows-Geek.

  73. You know how all the MS shills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    always say how Linux has only 1%, or less, of the desktop marketplace? Well, I find that line of trolling pretty hilarious in light of this move by MS. Here MS is spending millions of dollars again against an enemy which only has a very small--according to all the shills--share of the market? Why is that? Is a competitor who has a perennial 1% share of the marketplace really [emphasis]that[/emphasis] threatening? Or, is the Linux share of the marketplace much greater than that?

    Logic tells me that MS isn't going to perennially spend $10's to $100's of millions a year on something that isn't growing, and doesn't threaten, them in some significant way. MS used to focus just on the server aspect of Linux, now it's broadening that focus to include the Linux desktop. The fact that they have to lie says a lot about their desperation.

    On a side note, I live in a small community--less than 50,000 population in 3 towns--that has a 4 year college located here. I'm beginning to find students in the local libraries running Linux on their laptops on fairly regular basis. This wasn't happening 2 or 3 years ago. I was the only person around running Linux on my laptop. Now it's becoming fairly regular to find other Linux users among the students. I'd say MS has reason to be very worried when even at the deeply discounted prices students pay for MS software people are turning to Linux with an increasingly common frequency.

    1. Re:You know how all the MS shills by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      The latter half of your post was good, but the standard Linux cultist routine, where the word shill is repeated close to a dozen times, while spit flies out of the mouth of the zealot who is speaking, really needs to go.

      It just makes whoever engages in said routine look like a basement-dwelling, autistic fringe whackjob; it doesn't accomplish anything else.

    2. Re:You know how all the MS shills by ffreeloader · · Score: 0

      Ummmm....

      In my opinion, the number of people slamming Linux by saying nobody uses it, are shills, and they certainly aren't Linux shills/fanboys/trolls. The mantra is too frequently used to be used by chance. It's also no secret that that many of these posters point to sources known to "revise" their numbers downward for everything/everyone who competes with MS while simultaneously "revising" the MS numbers upwards. Think that's just by happenstance? Think that those companies also accidentally take most of their statistics from corporations that are MS shops, thus guaranteeing that MS products will show little decline in numbers and Linux numbers will show little advancement? Now, tell me, what type of poster would you think would cite those stats as accurate and use them as being representative of reality? I see only type: a shill. And whom do those posters support? None other than MS. So, imo, the term "MS shill" is an accurate description.

      When I first started using Linux about 5 years ago the online reports showed Linux with the same marketplace percentages then as now. However, anyone who is even halfway aware of Linux usage knows that Linux usage has grown a lot since then. I would even say it's grown exponentially in the last 5 years by my anecdotal experience and online observation. I see it being used locally many times more than I did 5 years ago. I also see many times more Linux help forums than there were back then, and those forums are busy too. That type of growth in numbers of sites and users/posters doesn't happen without a great growth in the numbers of Linux users.

      Funny how both the online reports, and those who quote them, like to bury all evidence contrary to their assertions and point to obviously flawed methodologies for their support.
           

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  74. Re:restore CD was:Re:Biggest point of them all by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    Ah, but windows (XP pre-installs) come out of the box moronically set up (default user is administrator being the biggest problem, much software assuming and requiring administrator access being the second).

    The current Windows version has been Vista for TWO AND A HALF YEARS at this point. The only way to even buy XP at all at this point is to get a Netbook, and that won't be the case in another 3 months anyway.

    How long does Vista have to be current before Slashdot acknowledges it? Christ. If you're going to spout the propaganda, update it for 2007, please. If you're going to compare OSes, compare the *current* version of Windows with the *current* version of OS X and Linux.

  75. It's not about a "stable ABI" at all by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because the vast majority of hardware manufacturers, especially in the home markets, are NEVER gonna give you their code

    They don't have to. Just ask Nvidia about that one.

    Demand a stable ABI

    With MS Windows everyone copes with "you need service pack 4 to run this software" or other indications of a moving target. That's the way a lot of consumer and small business software is. At the big end of town vendors just specify RHEL4 or whatever. In nearly every case the "stable ABI" is there anyway since the applications don't care about the kernel, they just care whether certain libraries are there and they certainly behave in a much stable way than the DLL hell you get in systems without library versioning. So the linux distribution uses version 5 of the library and the application uses the totally incompatible version 2 - no problem, a half decent distro will give you the old version as well in some legacy package and a half decent application installer would include the old library as well. If neither is half decent it takes a few minutes on the net to track down the old library. There is no DLL hell, you have both libraries on the system and the application uses the one it was intended for.
    So the answer, oddly enough, is that for applications you have a far more stable environment than on MS Windows and many hardware manufacturers have been dealing with the kernel side for a decade. The reality is not what you imply but simply resources. It takes effort to port things to different platforms no matter what they are. On the kernel side there are a lot of people that will happily put in time to support new bits of hardware, but for various reasons (such as fear of competition or legal action) some hardware vendors will not release the information required to do this. It's not about a "stable ABI" at all.

    1. Re:It's not about a "stable ABI" at all by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Service packs once every year or two (at the most) vs new kernels every 3 months? Which is worse, honestly?

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  76. No, the real reason why by symbolset · · Score: 1

    It would be a shame if Best Buy had to forgo all of those back-end co-marketing dollars. But it wouldn't be fair to keep giving them marketing incentives if they're giving preferred placement to the competition now, would it? The other vendors are more than happy to help with consumer education and it just wouldn't be right to let their commitment to the partnership go unrewarded.

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  77. welcome to life as an adult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it doesn't get any better.

  78. I never expect the minions of corporations to... by joocemann · · Score: 1

    .. actually know what they are doing or selling. A 1 hour training video for a high school dropout with little to no real life experience is hardly a source for realistic and applicable technical knowledge.

    You save on dollars at the register and pay later when its not what you really wanted.

    I worked at burger king for 13 months when I was a kid... I didn't learn how to make burgers or fries, I learned what buttons to press to make the burger come out right (given its all BK gear and supplies). Its all the same... I worked for Sears too... same videos, same shallow knowledge to give the customers the facade of customer service.... And old navy... and the gap...

    Buy local and you might find someone of experience in the field that has a level of person-to-person reverence; someone that is financially and personally culpable.

  79. OEMs need to use standards by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    A lot of devices would work (and do work well) if the OEM would just go ahead and not be "cute" with the hardware
    also changing the chipset used on a device and not changing the model number is worse than cute.

    example anything that presents as a "Mass Storage Device" will work with Linux (with Automount even)
    but Wifi cards tend to be a nightmare because
    1 Firmware bounces all over the map
    2 OEMs changing the chipsets without changing the model number (oh its a Version 4.5.6.nx3?? yeah they changed the chips)

    what would help is if OEMs would put a rom chip on the device with a correct firmware

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  80. I took this course and it's really not a big deal by surferx0 · · Score: 1

    I took this course to get my Win7 Ultimate for $10, I did not take it to learn anything. Seriously, those of us in retail take courses like these all the times where different vendors feed us their propaganda and we answer correctly based on what they want us to answer to get free stuff. None of us really care.

    Why don't you post news stories on Slashdot for every manufacturer that says something negative about another in these courses? Oh you know what, because you'd be posting something every day. But oh no, God forbid Linux gets mentioned by Microsoft in one the thousands of courses we can take to get free crap and its time to take screen shots and call the evening news.

  81. Is there yet a worthy reason to upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although I dual-boot both my slowly aging desktop and laptop with XP Pro and Kubuntu, I honestly don't see a reason to upgrade to Windows 7. I'm not a gamer, nor do I do video editing that would require the cutting edge processing speed and video card, or Direct X 10 for that matter. Any new hardware that comes out that I might use will more likely than not have a USB x.x jack on it, and the software will automatically run it at the fastest speed possible by my USB 2.0 ports. I don't do server work, but if I had learned how to do it, I probably would have stuck with Linux anyway. Its much easier to recover a system that has the command line backup when either X or explorer / System Restore become non-functional (yes, I could use FreeDOS on the Windows side, but that's not built into the system, I have to find another computer, download it, burn it, and run it from a CD or jump drive.)

    So as an "average consumer" (that just does his own tech support because its more fun), I pose the question to Microsoft: Why bother?

  82. Re:I never expect the minions of corporations to.. by ffreeloader · · Score: 0

    The problem with your line of logic is that it's off the mark/incomplete.

    When a blind person walked into BK did you and your fellow employees throw stumbling blocks in his way? Did you make sure that if he wanted whopper he got a whopper junior, or somebody had dropped his food in on the floor or spit in it? Did BK teach you to do that?

    Basically that's what MS and BB are teaching BB's employees to do. An ignorant user--a blind man--comes in and asks for help. Does the BB employee he asks for help have a moral obligation to honestly help that blind man? If not, why not? And if not, why don't they have a moral obligation to someone who can't "see" for themselves? Has honesty become such a discarded concept that society at large thinks no one has a moral obligation to be honest with their fellow man, especially those who are in need of honest help?

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  83. Re:restore CD was:Re:Biggest point of them all by temojen · · Score: 1

    OK... Windows (Vista Pre-Installs) come out of the box moronically set up. The default user is administrator but a window pops up asking for authorization for every action, whether it is a system-wide change or not, and if you turn it off no authorization is required even for system-wide changes. Furthermore, much vertical, printer/multifunction driver, and gaming software requires and assumes administrative access.

  84. Re:Sign me up...- Are You Kidding by dontgetshocked · · Score: 0, Troll

    What are you doing on this forum, instead go somewhere the other boys go to!

  85. Who goes... by RsJtSu · · Score: 1

    First, I want to know what moron goes to Best Buy and asks the associate what they should buy? Oh, wait, that's right. Everyone not on /. does that. Too bad there's not enough intelligence in the US to do some due diligence and figure out what you really need. Lets go ask that 18 year old how I should spend my 5 grand.

  86. Re:I never expect the minions of corporations to.. by joocemann · · Score: 1

    I guess I forgot to add the point that I never expect a corporation to have honesty as policy at all and that I generally expect most of corps actions to have little to no regard for anything other than profit.

    Very good point.

  87. Staples Employees too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They offered it to Staples "EasyTech" (like "Geek Squad" but for Staples) employees as well... It's the same crap they make us do with all the other companies... At least this way we get an incentive. Staples has deals with Norton and HP, amongst others. They make us take "certification tests" where they basically say: "true or false? you should always recommend Norton as the best choice for A/V software" and you have to keep retaking it until you're completely indoctrinated.

  88. Microsoft Propiganda at Staples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://ixnotes.wordpress.com/2009/09/06/microsoft-propaganda-handed-out-to-staples-employees/

    I thought while we're talking about it I'd post these images of Microsoft's propaganda they've been distributing to Staples employees and rewriting it:

    Numerous lies like greater compatibility than GNU/Linux-when most of the older hardware won't work with MS Windows Vista. GNU/Linux is compatible with more hardware than any operating system in history. It may not work with some of the latest and greatest-but for the most part it works better. I don't spend 3 hours fiddling with installing my printer drivers. I plug it in- and it just appears as an option in whatever program I need to print with.

    The learning curve for GNU/Linux is generally not as high as it is for MS Windows Vista. Unlike what they claim MS Vista and MS Office 2007 software which customers would buy if they got Vista is more cumbersome, has a reduced feature set, is slow, lacks important features like PDF support, and so on.

    GNU/Linux has better support generally than MS Windows. GNU/Linux supports stuff out of the box whereas with MS Windows users hand to install lots of bloated software, drivers, and waste time figuring out how to use it. GNU/Linux on the other hand can generally be had without such support headaches. Once you're introduced to shut down, applications menu, saving in different formats, and exporting to PDF it is just simpler.

    Getting devices to work in MS Windows can require modification/and or troubleshooting. Hardware rarely works out of the box.

    Microsoft want's you to believe that GNU/Linux netbooks have a higher return rate. The fact is that some manufacturers screwed up their GNU/Linux introductions to customers and their particular return rates were higher. Overall GNU/Linux is on part with MS Windows.

  89. Propaganda from Microsoft to Staples Employees by bootup · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://ixnotes.wordpress.com/2009/09/06/microsoft-propaganda-handed-out-to-staples-employees/ I thought while we're talking about it I'd post these images of Microsoft's propaganda they've been distributing to Staples employees. Numerous lies like greater compatibility than GNU/Linux-when most of the older hardware won't work with MS Windows Vista. GNU/Linux is compatible with more hardware than any operating system in history. It may not work with some of the latest and greatest-but for the most part it works better. I don't spend 3 hours fiddling with installing my printer drivers. I plug it in- and it just appears as an option in whatever program I need to print with. The learning curve for GNU/Linux is generally not as high as it is for MS Windows Vista. Unlike what they claim MS Vista and MS Office 2007 software which customers would buy if they got Vista is more cumbersome, has a reduced feature set, is slow, lacks important features like PDF support, and so on. GNU/Linux has better support generally than MS Windows. GNU/Linux supports stuff out of the box whereas with MS Windows users hand to install lots of bloated software, drivers, and waste time figuring out how to use it. GNU/Linux on the other hand can generally be had without such support headaches. Once you're introduced to shut down, applications menu, saving in different formats, and exporting to PDF it is just simpler. Getting devices to work in MS Windows can require modification/and or troubleshooting. Hardware rarely works out of the box. Microsoft want's you to believe that GNU/Linux netbooks have a higher return rate. The fact is that some manufacturers screwed up their GNU/Linux introductions to customers and their particular return rates were higher. Overall GNU/Linux is on par with MS Windows.

    1. Re:Propaganda from Microsoft to Staples Employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft want's you to believe that GNU/Linux netbooks have a higher return rate. The fact is that some manufacturers screwed up their GNU/Linux introductions to customers and their particular return rates were higher. Overall GNU/Linux is on par with MS Windows.

      Dell confirmed that there is no issue with return rates on their Ubuntu Dell Mini's. In fact they're running out of stock!

    2. Re:Propaganda from Microsoft to Staples Employees by westlake · · Score: 1

      Dell confirmed that there is no issue with return rates on their Ubuntu Dell Mini's. In fact they're running out of stock!

      That tells me nothing until I know how many they had in stock.

  90. And Best Buy will get screwed by PPH · · Score: 1

    At this time, most of the people who walk into BB and ask for Linux probably know what they want. And they probably know a hell of a lot more about the subject than the average BB employee with his Microsoft talking points in hand. So all this will achieve is to generate ill will aimed at the sales people, and ultimately Best Buy. If BB corporate is letting Microsoft step in and screw around with their sales force, they deserve all the bad karma they're bound to get.

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  91. From A Best Buy Employee by IrishRugger24 · · Score: 1

    I can say as a Best Buy employee, that yes, we were able to take these courses to get the Windows 7 early and cheap. However, saying that all Best Buy employees believe all of our trainings or saying we all say these kinds of lies is ridiculous. I work in the computer department, and took all these trainings like everyone else in my department. No one would say these kinds of "facts" to customers in my store, we actually know what we are talking about and don't lie to the customer about facts on a PC or a Mac. I know there are some stores that do this, some in my own district. But, just for the record, I'm trying to be an honest Best Buy employee. Also, due to the fact that we are not commissioned, it's not that the people are trying to trick customers. It's either that they don't care or they are stupid, and unfortunately, I have run into a lot of dumb Best Buy employees. Thankfully, the ones that came into my department were removed quickly.

  92. Re:I took this course and it's really not a big de by mysidia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Linux vs Windows is a fun debate that many nerds are interested in, due to Linux's special status, and many nerds have a passion for it, Slashdot is news for nerds, hence the article.

    I'm sure most of the others are low-key debates like the merits of consumers buying Halo over Blizzard Starcraft, Epson over HP printers, Fujitsu VS TDK CD-Rs, or Mitsumi VS Samsung DVD-ROM drives, or VI vs Emacs are of little interest to most.

    Those would be of interest to some, but probably not most slashdot readers.

    But i'm sure if Intel put out some seriously negative propaganda about AMD CPUs, or nVidia put out some seriously nasty propaganda about ATI video cards, or HP put out some negative propaganda about Dells or Apples, massive numbers of slashdot readers would be concerned....

    Much like they'd be if MS was involved. The bigger / more monopolistic the company, the more scandalous it is to put out negative propaganda about attempted competitors.

    Because it's seen as a clearer abuse of monopoly power to quash attempts by weaker companies (or the community, in the case with Linux) to compete.

  93. Not in my experience by foxylad · · Score: 2, Informative

    Your point seems to be that you can't be sure particular hardware will work with Linux. I haven't used Windows for several years so I can't comment on hardware issues with XP/Vista/W7, but I do know that on the 5 laptop/desktop computers in my household, every one "just works" with Ubuntu. Not a single hardware issue - not with a just-released printer/scanner from a supplier not known for their Linux support; not with the no-name PCMCIA wifi card one older laptop uses; or any of the built-in wifi adaptors.

    I don't have access to unbiased datasets on this issue (I suspect that no-one does), but from my personal experience, this is a non-issue.

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  94. Nobody uses the Windows OS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they just use the programs that they are required to run windows to use. Mainly Gamers are effected by this. Its the audience that has the smallest option of comparable software on linux systems, or even mac if you want to talk. But is that the OS manufacturers fault? No.

    Without gaming I bet Windows would die pretty quickly. Any of the masses wanna give it up?

  95. Alternate site. Bandwidth exceeded. by chickenrob · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://quaoar.ww7.be/ms_fud_of_the_year/569458-microsoft-attack-linux-retail-level-probably.html Photobucket quota exceeded here is another place to see the screenshots

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  96. Re:Linux Zealots have their own Talking Points. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So the Truth gets modded as Troll?

    Thanks. Its still true, like it or not.

  97. microsoft FUD of the year, mirror with snapshots by neofutur · · Score: 1

    Yes, after seeing the snapshots were no more showing, I have setup a mirror with snapshots included and unlimited bandwith : http://quaoar.ww7.be/ms_fud_of_the_year/569458-microsoft-attack-linux-retail-level-probably.html feel free to share the link, the server should support the slashdot effect . . . and i m monitoring server load ;)

  98. Don't lose focus... by stmok · · Score: 1

    Every time I read about what Microsoft really does...It angers me. (As I'm sure it does for some of you).

    ...But then, I step back and I recall the wise words of another:

    "The most important thing the hacker community does is write better code. Our deeds are the best propaganda we have. Most of us, most of the time, shouldn't be distracted by worrying about beating Microsoft's PR or countering their political moves, because writing good code is in the long run a far more potent weapon than flackery."
    -Eric S. Raymond

    1. Re:Don't lose focus... by Zarf · · Score: 1

      "The most important thing the hacker community does is write better code. Our deeds are the best propaganda we have. Most of us, most of the time, shouldn't be distracted by worrying about beating Microsoft's PR or countering their political moves, because writing good code is in the long run a far more potent weapon than flackery."

      -Eric S. Raymond

      What does it mean to win? What does it mean to beat Microsoft's PR? I remember when Beryl and Compiz were novel. Now I see most of those effects in Windows and Mac OS X. I would say Linux won. It forced the other OSes to change. Linux continues to win as the model of open source forces Microsoft and Apple to change aspects of how they do business. Many point to the Apple conversion to a posix type OS a major win... one day Microsoft will be forced to change the same way as well.

      Winning for software is replication and propagation. Whatever stands in the way of replication will be lost in time as that which reproduces will over write that which does not. Just as DNA struggles to propagate itself into the future so too does software and that means the forces of evolution apply to software as much as genes and memes.

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  99. Re:microsoft FUD of the year, mirror with snapshot by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    Thanks you very much! :)

  100. If you have trouble seeing the pics by exunil · · Score: 1

    If you cannot see the pics on the site goto: http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj203/godofgrunts/Linux/Linux1.jpg then, if you want to see more pics change the last number in the url EX: /Linux/Linux1.jpg turns into /Linux/Linux2.jpg Hope that helps.

  101. To quote Ghandi.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.â

    Mahatma Ghandi

  102. Re:restore CD was:Re:Biggest point of them all by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    OK... Windows (Vista Pre-Installs) come out of the box moronically set up. The default user is administrator but a window pops up asking for authorization for every action, whether it is a system-wide change or not, and if you turn it off no authorization is required even for system-wide changes.

    So it's set up exactly like every single other OS on the market today, and that counts as "moronically" in your book. This post is great, because it lets me filter you out as an idiot to ignore in the future.

    Furthermore, much vertical, printer/multifunction driver, and gaming software requires and assumes administrative access.

    And that's Microsoft's fault... how?

  103. Image mirror by mulaz · · Score: 1

    There are a couple of image mirrors, but for "just in case", I've made another one. Please don't hotlink (my upload speed is limited too) and/or abuse, thank you.

    Image mirror

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  104. Re:And.... Fair enough. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fix the problem then educate the user on how to avoid getting a virus in the first place, even without using Anti-Virus software. Soon they don't need me and they sure as hell don't need the headaches and disappointments of Linux.

    Oh. I see the confusion. You see - your advice is bunk. They get another virus. And then they realize it's not worth asking you for advice anymore. Thus, they don't need you. They resign themselves to working around the headaches and disappointments of Windows. You've been a big help - I'm sure you feel better about yourself.

  105. Re:microsoft FUD of the year, mirror with snapshot by neofutur · · Score: 1

    My pleasure ;) My first slashdot effect and its not even mine, I m just a backup ;) 8GB bandwidth used in only 10 hours , I wanted to test this new dedicated server on heavy load . . . its perfect ;)

  106. "Upgrade to Pro today by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Bandwidth exceeded. Photobucket."

    I don't see how that could be interpreted as Microsoft attacking Linux.

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  107. Cant say I'm supprised by GoochOwnsYou · · Score: 1

    I cant see the pictures because Photobucket is saying bandwith exceted, maybe someone should post them elsewhere (imageshack etc). I see I am not the only one :(

    I cant get to a Best Buy because I live in Australia but I am wondering if Microsoft are doing this to other retail outlets. The basic premise is I take it Best Buy employees do not know any better to make an informed choice so they are easy targets. The average consumer wants Windows anyways because the average consumer only knows Windows and is too lazy to learn anything new (despite I think KDE and GNOME are easier to use for desktop purposes).

    At least it shows that Linux has become a treat to the monopoly as a decade ago Microsoft use to pretend that Linux didn't exist and their only competition was MacOS.

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  108. Re:restore CD was:Re:Biggest point of them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is at least as much the fault of the user as it is the fault of the OS. Intelligently setup windows boxes don't need OS reinstalls with any more frequency than their *nix counterparts; however many windows boxes are compromised by poorly informed users.

    ... I just read the dozen or so comments basically saying "Linux software installation sucks". Many people never understand to connect the software distribution methods to system stability, cruft or security... They just keep claiming how the Windows method of installing applications is superior "because you can just click a link on a web page".

  109. Printers print for me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Faxes fax and wireless connects.

    At least as well as Windows does.

    E.g. try Win9x hardware on WinXP/Vista. Try WinVista hardware on Win9x.

    And Linux handles this FAR better than Windows, since it doesn't demand that you leave all your driver development (which is a COST centre after first purchase) to the maker of the newer next-gen hardware.

    1. Re:Printers print for me too by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      And here is yet another Linux "plus" that in context makes no damned sense. I am a retailer, which means I sell stuff. Why would I give a flying fuck if some crap made for Win9x works or not? Is it making me money? Am I selling it? Fuck no! So why should I care?

      Linux guys trot out this "argument" and you know what? It is total bullshit, and here is why: The average Joe ain't keeping his shit that long for that to actually matter dude. Sorry, but it is true, i got a whole closet full of "freebies" tossed out by the owners to back that up. The average lifespan of computer junk here is about 5 years, and I am living in BF Arkansas, where we hang onto stuff a little longer. The average I've found in big cities is around 3 years.

      So while I'm not trying to piss the Linux guys off, I just have to burst that myth. You see NOBODY but Linux geeks actually give a shit about PC junk made for Win9x. Hell most of my customers just got done tossing their 2004 era WinXP boxes for new XP SP3 duals and Quads. They will keep those until Windows 7 SP2, when they will toss them for new 8-16 core bad boys. The only thing anybody keeps for any length of time at all, even here in BF Arkansas is laptops, and those they don't care about because to them they are "browsers in a box" which they surf and make the occasional doc on. So while you Linux guys may think being able to run decade old shit is actually a sellable feature, I can tell you from 15 years in retail nobody but you gives a shit.

      Folks just toss the stuff for new stuff long before that ever becomes an issue. The only time I've seen that not be the case is certain industrial corner cases, and those are using VERY proprietary Windows software/hardware combos so they just don't let them on the net, which of course don't help Linux either. So try to remember we are talking RETAIL home sales here, not junk some guy gets at a flea market. The average printer lasts maybe 2 years, desktops 5. And since they are coming to us to buy NEW stuff, not old junk, none of us in retail actually give a flying fart is some crap made when PCs were 233Mhz with tiny amounts of RAM actually works or not. So for YOU that might be a "feature" but to the rest of the world we just don't care. Sorry, but that is reality. No Sale.

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    2. Re:Printers print for me too by BadDreamer · · Score: 1

      So now you're suddenly admitting that Linux drivers ARE backwards compatible, and that is suddenly not important; or it's even a drawback.

      A couple of comments ago you were whining about how you couldn't recommend a network card even if you know it works with Linux, because it might break in a few updates. This despite that that has yet to happen - and in fact, only *can* happen if your wet dream, stable ABI's, come through.

      If you could at least keep your arguments consistent you might make a teeny bit of sense. As it is you sound like a closed source shrill only arguing for arguments sake.

      You still haven't explained why the hardware manufacturers who use chips supported by the kernel drivers can't slap tuxes on their boxes, but somehow need a magical stable ABI to be able to do so. Except by alluding to how you want Linux to walk down the driver hell of Windows, which is not going to happen - an unstable ABI is a feature, not a bug.

    3. Re:Printers print for me too by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      No, please pay attention. I am saying it is damned near impossible to buy new hardware for Linux, and you come trotting out the old "but Linux runs decade old shit!" argument. But nobody actually buys, sells, or even WANTS decade old shit, which I just pointed out. Being able to run decade old shit does NOT make you "backwards compatible",okay? If it did my sound wouldn't be borked if i dare to run an update. All being able to run decade old shit in Linux means is some geeks working in the kernel like certain versions of decade old shit and are still maintaining it, that's all.

      So please try to keep YOUR arguments straight, okay? The ENTIRE conversation has been about NEW hardware sold at retail,okay? new hardware sold at retail stores. Bringing old the tired old "but Linux runs decade old shit!" argument makes NO fucking sense in that context since you can't actually go to Walmart and BUY decade old shit, which means that particular "feature" helps my customers not one fucking bit. I also pointed out with the exception of Linux geeks nobody actually wants to keep decade old shit, much less actually USE decade old shit, as the closet full of 5 year old shit I have attests to, so please try to keep on topic.

      Unless you can sit here and explain how being able to run decade old shit somehow makes it so my customers can buy with confidence at Walmart without getting a paperweight your argument makes NO FUCKING SENSE AT ALL! And being "backwards compatible" would mean that I can run the drivers and software written for Debian in 2001 now without recompile, can I do that? I am running Deus Ex, a game released in 1998, on my brand new XP SP3 box. Now THAT is backwards compatible, and frankly if a device is more than 3 years old it is really the only backwards compatible that the vast majority of consumers give a shit about. But of course on that front, the one that matters to consumers, Linux is a big fail, as if you don't have source and actually know how and are able to recompile you are SOL. How damned sad that in 2009 Linux is still so damned backwards. You have nice desktops, plenty of software, but I can't even go into Walmart and buy a device without studying like it was a college exam. How fucking sad.

      And finally, as for why you have to have a stable ABI? Because if you will go to the big three, Walmart, Staples, and Best Buy, you will see that the vast majority of those selling to the big three won't actually play your GPL games. They have ZERO interest in doing so, and without their support you sir are royally fucked. because without them Joe and Sally can't just walk into Walmart and buy hardware for YOUR OS, but they sure as hell can for Windows and Apple, can't they? Your talk about the kernel just shows how royally fucked up Linux has gotten thanks to politics. The fricking printer does NOT belong in the kernel, okay? Neither does the capture card, the wifi stick, etc.

      The ONLY reason they ARE in the kernel is fucked up politics brought about by the "source code or nothing!" crowd, lead by their leader and God RMS, although Linus and his uber-ego is probably partially to blame as well. It is 2009 people and there is NO reason why a company shouldn't be able to slap a "Linux 32/64" folder on the CD and ship the device with a little Tux on the box. Doing so would mean my customers could actually find devices without studying like it was a test, i and the other retailers could sell Linux, and the world would be a better place. But no, that would make things easier for companies to produce binary drivers! We can't have that, as RMS would have a shitfit! So instead we have a totally fucked up situation where you can't even buy a damned laptop at retail and know whether or not the hardware on it will actually work in Linux. Guys like me can't sell your product because the amount of work involved just to keep current lists of working devices in the big three would cost far more than just buying a copy of Windows, while shopping for Windows and OSX devices is so simply it isn't even funny.

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    4. Re:Printers print for me too by BadDreamer · · Score: 1

      And being "backwards compatible" would mean that I can run the drivers and software written for Debian in 2001 now without recompile, can I do that?

      Yes. Just install it using the Debian installer and it will run just fine.

      That Linux runs "decade old shit" means that hardware is supported in Linux for decades. That means that if you buy hardware today which works with Linux, it will not break with the next version. Or the one after that. Or the one in a decade. That's what it means that "decade old shit" works in Linux. THAT is backwards compatibility.

      And finally, as for why you have to have a stable ABI? Because if you will go to the big three, Walmart, Staples, and Best Buy, you will see that the vast majority of those selling to the big three won't actually play your GPL games.

      And since when do those companies write hardware drivers? They don't, they never did, and they never will, is when.

      All that's required for a "works with Linux" sticker is that the hardware manufacturer checks if the chips they use (you do realize hardly any of them actually design the chips in the hardware?) work with Linux. If they do, they can slap a tux on the box, and the hardware will work right now, and in the future, even when it is "decade old shit". The hardware manufacturers choose not to do this. That's not the Linux developers fault, and it has precisely nothing to do with the ABI.

      Your argument is a non-argument. At least learn what the hell you're on about if you're gonna provide advice to your betters.

      PS. Deus Ex runs fine in Debian as well.

  110. And you or someone else can put it back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try doing that with WinVista.

    Does your peabody work Under Vista? How about XP 64 bit??

    PS the change from 2.4 to 2.6 was about the same as the change from Win9x to the NT line.

  111. Re:microsoft FUD of the year, mirror with snapshot by neofutur · · Score: 1

    38 GBs of bandwidth used by the mirror in less than 48 hours ;) I were right to put it on a powerful server ;)