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Artificial Heart Recipient Has No Pulse

laggist writes "A heart patient in Singapore has been implanted with an artificial heart that pumps blood continuously, allowing her to live without a pulse. From the article: '... the petite Madam Salina, who suffers from end-stage heart failure, would not have been able to use the older and bulkier models because they can only be implanted in patients 1.7m or taller. The 30-year-old administrative assistant is the first recipient here to get a new artificial heart that pumps blood continuously, the reason why there are no beats on her wrist.'" The story is light on details, but an article from last year in MIT's Technology Review explains a bit more about how a pulse-less artificial heart works.

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  1. First pulse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    First pulse.

    1. Re:First pulse. by RandomFactor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Beat me to it.

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  2. Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by walmass · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Paramedics/Doctors: Do not write me off as dead. Try to resuscitate"

    1. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by rastilin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, that was my first thought as well. It's very unlikely to actually happen in the real world. Still I recall a story from a while back where doctors were discussing the possibility of redefining "dead" from something like a 0.0001% recovery chance to 0.001% recovery chance. However, in the panic of a rush, I can believe a hurried doctor would fail to notice she's breathing.

      Or misdiagnose her if she isn't.

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    2. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by BobMcD · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or don't try to resuscitate. Wouldn't CPR's compressions be both worthless and potentially damaging?

    3. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cardiac compression is the thin end of the wedge; Defibrillation would be real bad news.

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    4. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by i.r.id10t · · Score: 5, Funny

      Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

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    5. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Inda · · Score: 5, Funny

      Agreed. What you would realy need is a hole and a crank handle.

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    6. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Itchyeyes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the giant battery with a cable running into her chest might be enough of a clue for most trained medical professionals to figure out that her case is unusual.

    7. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Landshark17 · · Score: 2

      "Paramedics/Doctors: Do not write me off as dead. Try to resuscitate"

      The correct phrasing is, "I'm not dead yet!"

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    8. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by m.ducharme · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about:

      "Paramedics/Doctors: USB port for resuscitation and diagnostics is located under left breast. Use clean power supply when connecting to heart."

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  3. Interesting concept... by curmudgeous · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...but I definitely see the need for a special Medic Alert badge for this.

    1. Re:Interesting concept... by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's got an external power supply with a cable going into the chest is pretty much its own badge right there.

      Seriously, what do you think would possibly happen without a bracelet? The EMT's going to arrive and say "Oh hey, here's the problem.. there's a *cable* going into her chest. I'll just yank that out and.. [tug, grunt] There we go!"

  4. All logic aside.. by faux978 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This probably wouldn't happen cause of medical history and all that jazz, but that aside, it'd be priceless to see a nurse unaware of the circumstance trying to take her pulse..

    1. Re:All logic aside.. by Thyamine · · Score: 5, Funny

      I imagine it never quite would get old either. Going in for a check-up with some new nurse. Watching her reaction as she adjusts her grip, then again, watching her change arms, looking a little more worried. Or maybe I'm just cruel.

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    2. Re:All logic aside.. by Abreu · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, considering that my sister (she's a physician) tells me that life as a resident is a lot more like Scrubs and a lot less than ER, Grey's Anatomy, et. al., I am sure she would end up being the "newbie prank" for all new residents and nurses.

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    3. Re:All logic aside.. by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 4, Funny

      For added humor, start yelling out BRAAAIIINNNNNS with a glazed over look in your eyes.

  5. Any systems depend on a pulse by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Interesting

    With hundreds of millions of years of evolution, are there any systems in the human body that are dependent on the pulse to function properly?

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    1. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We'll find out pretty soon now, won't we?

    2. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Danathar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good question. And it's one (according to the article links) they are asking. Note that just because something has had hundreds of millions of years of evolution does not mean it's very good or could not be improved upon. Look at the Sinus cavity for example.

    3. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by dsanfte · · Score: 4, Informative

      Most of these artificial heart patients end up dying of strokes, caused of course by blood clots. It's theorized that such clots are easier to form in a pulse-less environment of steady-flow than in an environment where the blood is being "shaken" a bit, ie the pulse with each heartbeat.

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    4. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by sopssa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe human body isn't required to have a pulse, but it might lead to some weird situations when first-aid personnel or other people try to help you.

      Maybe they'll even declare you dead while you're just unconscious, because they nor the machines can feel your pulse.

    5. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by 0x000000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently not a single organ in the body does serial communication by having it clocked in or out on the rising or falling edge of the pulse.

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    6. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Myji+Humoz · · Score: 5, Informative

      Speaking as a biomedical engineer, there are no significant systems that we know of that require a varying pressure of blood to function correctly. The pulse as the blood gets pumped stretches the arterial and capillary walls slightly, but that's about it. Very few cells in the body experience the effects of the pulsing pressure to begin with, and those tend to be ones that can function despite the pulse rather than because of it.

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    7. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Volante3192 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Citation needed, what with this patient being allegedly being the first recipient here to get a new artificial heart that pumps blood continuously

    8. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by MBGMorden · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well if we're in there redesigning the system anyways, it seems that there should be some way to filter or shake the blood as it passes through this thing to prevent clotting. Heck in some distant future it'd be interesting to see if it could be designed to filter out unwanted levels things like cholesterol and the like. Or for diabetics, directly monitor blood-sugar levels and inject insulin as needed to keep things under control.

      Or with it being in such directly contact with so many of the body's essential systems, perhaps enough monitors could be built in that it could via wifi or the like send signals to the local dispatch office if the blood stops flowing, or if the blood pressure crosses a certain threshold.

      Of course I'm playing armchair medical engineer here with no real knowledge whatsoever, but that's what most "futurists" do anyways :D.

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    9. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by gandhi_2 · · Score: 2, Informative
      First-aid personnel cannot declare anything. Even a paramedic cannot diagnose. Once you start CPR or rescue breathing, you cannot stop until relieved by higher medical authority or too exhausted to continue.

      I would bet that an EMT, nurse, or doctor would realize something's going on in the chest upon auscultation of the apices, and in a triage situation you don't bother with the non-breathers until the bleeders are taken care of.

    10. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by ubernostrum · · Score: 2, Informative

      Citation needed, what with this patient being allegedly being the first recipient here to get a new artificial heart that pumps blood continuously

      The first in Singapore. The technology has been around and in use elsewhere for years, as evidenced by older articles explaining it (and I remember reading about this a while back).

    11. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by dbet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know, but putting my head on someone's chest and not hearing a heartbeat would be pretty freaky. So -1 for cuddling.

    12. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can think of one organ that reacts visibly to blood pulses. Suck your gut in some time and you may see it too.

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    13. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 5, Funny

      +1 for necrophiliacs who get the best of both worlds.

    14. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Dog-Cow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Something tells me she won't notice.

    15. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by TheLink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well I hope they don't try the defibrillator ;).

      How do they power the heart though, and how long does it run "portable".

      It might well be that people/animals with artificial hearts are more likely to survive drowning since the artificial heart might still merrily pump away even if the blood oxygen drops low. And when someone finally does get the air into the lungs (and the water out first), there's no need to kickstart the heart - it's already pumping the oxygenized blood.

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    16. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by theJML · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you want SNMP monitoring for your heart?

      Nothing like getting a page about your heart malfunctioning...

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    17. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Coren22 · · Score: 2, Informative

      This was covered in the article, the pump works on a feedback mechanism to define how fast to pump, but the description didn't make much sense to me as IANAHS.

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    18. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Alanbly · · Score: 3, Informative

      The article (the second link) specifically mentions that the flow rate increases when the return rate increases meaning that yes, it can keep up, and may even out-perform her old heart in terms of flow.

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    19. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by slack_justyb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      perhaps enough monitors could be built in that it could via wifi or the like send signals to the local dispatch office if the blood stops flowing

      Finally, a use case for IPv6. Give an address to every human organ in every human. I purpose that we use the 2001:911::/32 address space so that it is easy to remember your organs' IP address.

      Oh God! I think I'm having a heart attack, quick someone SNMP to 2001:911:34A:2F71::2 and send the restart command!

    20. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Funny

      And when she moves super-fast with her cyborg powers, she has to make a "nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh" sound. Otherwise it's not real.

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    21. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can think of one organ that reacts visibly to blood pulses. Suck your gut in some time and you may see it too.

      What, my toes? I'd have to move my massive genitals out of the way too to see those.

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    22. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because I'm sure they would love you laying on their power cord...

  6. Awesome... by pohl · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...now I only need to come up with the perfect crime that only a person with no pulse could get away with and I can cash-in on a screenplay for an episode of CSI.

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    1. Re:Awesome... by simoncpu+was+here · · Score: 5, Funny

      That has already been done with Star Trek TNG, Episode 148, where a Takaran sabotaged a test and faked his own death in order to discredit a Ferengi scientist and steal the metaphysic shield technology for use as a weapon.

  7. Re:In a movie by sopssa · · Score: 2, Funny

    What are the drawbacks?

    That when there's a bug, it's a Blue Screen of Death you wont be booting back from.

  8. Re:In a movie by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The easiest way of moving a fluid is with a fan. It's trivial to make an artificial heart that works like that, but it has a disadvantage; the fan blades damage the blood cells. A few devices that work like this have been around for a while for emergency use (e.g. if the heart stops in the middle of an operation), but they can't be used for more than a couple of days without killing the patient (having a few blood cells killed is generally better than having no blood flowing, so they're fine for short-term use). I don't know how they solved that problem for this machine.

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  9. Blood pressure issues? by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article doesn't address this, but I'm a little concerned by the idea of a pulseless system. On the one hand, there is no pressure spike, but on the other hand, the pressure never lets up. I'[m curious what effect this sort of device will have on strokes and other blood flow disturbances. The steady pulse-and-release rhythm constantly tugs at potential clots in different directions, presumably breaking up many incipient clots. Will a steady flow system do the same?

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    1. Re:Blood pressure issues? by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That said, I'm sure the 30 year old with the transplant would be happy to have any extra years. If it kills her at age 50, but keeps her alive until then, it's hard to complain.

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  10. Re:In a movie by sakdoctor · · Score: 5, Funny

    What are the drawbacks?

    Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're dead.

  11. Re:Recipe for disaster? by Demonantis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I suspect the battery pack strapped to her side and the scars on her chest might give them a clue this is not a normal emergency call. Its not like a pace maker where its contained within the body completely. Now that I think of it pace makers would cause more issues and they have been around for a while.

  12. What about clotting? by cyberjock1980 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm no med student. I'm just curious. I had heard that blood clotting relies on the blood remaining still for a period of time. Normally your pulse still allows for clotting because of the brief period of time that the blood doesn't flow. If you get a cut, you will bleed. In this case if the blood never stops moving will the individual bleed to death from something as simple as a papercut?

    But at the same time, if that were the case how did the patient survive the surgery?

    1. Re:What about clotting? by yincrash · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you just proved that what you heard was wrong.

    2. Re:What about clotting? by dbet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Once you start bleeding, that blood isn't pulsing anyway, once it leaves the bloodstream.

      Also, what causes blood to clot is contact with air.

  13. Re:In a movie by sopssa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or even more so, how do machines or the nurses/doctors see you're still living if you're temporary unconscious (maybe a few too many beers?) and your pulse is zero. Then they'll declare you dead and dig you to graveyard. Nice place to wake up after a night of partying.

  14. Arterial contraction by angrytuna · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldn't this cause problems with perfusion? As I understand it, the arteries absorb some of the force of the heart's contraction due to their elasticity, and reuse it when they contract in turn to send the blood to more distal points in the body. It's been suggested that increased arterial stiffness is associated with the development of cardiovascular disease, and it seems like this might cause a similar effect over time. If you're getting an artificial heart, perhaps this point is moot, and from the story, it sounds like she doesn't have a choice, but I wonder if it would be an issue.

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    1. Re:Arterial contraction by matt4077 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem with stiff arteries is that they conduct the pulse wave a lot faster. As it is reflected at junctions and narrow passages in the arteries, it can then get back to the heart while the aortic valve is still open. The heart then has to work against the higher pressure, which increases the workload and eventually leads to heart diseases.

  15. Introducing tickless technology to vertebrates. by alexhs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't worry, the penguin's kernel has evolved to pulseless a few years ago and is all fine and dandy :P

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  16. Kinda like a rotary... by Nexus7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know,
          piston engine go boing boing boing... rotary go mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

    1. Re:Kinda like a rotary... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pfff, stop being such a wankle.

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      So, does it come with a boost gauge?

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  17. Re:Recipe for disaster? by Smelly+Jeffrey · · Score: 4, Informative

    Automated external defibrillators, such as the Physio-Control LifePak 500, will only administer a shock if they detect a valid shockable rhythm, i.e. ventricular fibrillation. This AED will not shock anyone or anything that does not have that rhythm present.

    Manual external defibrillators, such as the Physio-Control LifePak 12, which may only be used by EMT-I or EMT-P (Paramedics) in my home state, can be used to administer a shock regardless of the presence or absence of any cardiac rhythm. This requires a manual override, and from what I have seen, is used even less often than the precordial thump.

  18. Re:In a movie by thhamm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're dead.

    No, I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed.

  19. Does she feel any different? by BobMcD · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Having always had a heartbeat since birth, I can only assume that I can feel it beat, but am ignoring it. Obviously there are exceptions where I can very much feel and hear my pulse, and am very well aware of it.

    She'll never feel that again.

    Does she notice?

    1. Re:Does she feel any different? by dpilot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Without the implant, she won't feel anything again. There's no way to put this other than that it's a life-changing event. Many things after this will be different from the way they were before. But generally a life-changing event is to be preferred over a life-ending event.

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    2. Re:Does she feel any different? by PaganRitual · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'll swap with her. I've had an artifical heart valve since very shortly after birth, and every single pulse of my life since I've been old enough to understand the concept of my heart beating is, so long as it's not overly noisy, completely audible. And because it's an internal noise, or because I know what to listen for, it's much easier to pick up than you would think. I'm sitting in an office with about 10 people all working at computers and I can hear it now.

      Allow me to assure you that the tick of your own heart beating audibly for every single fucking beat, will slowly but almost certainly drive you mad. I used to sleep with a radio every single night on for a period of virtually 10 years. Even now from time to time I go to bed with headphones on to not bother my wife but still drown out the ticking.

      I would swap an audible pulse for no pulse at all in a ... well, heartbeat.

  20. No pulse? She's dead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh wait, no she's not. She's fucking BREATHING.

    You're all idiots to think doctors, nurses and paramedics can't see if a person is breathing or not.

  21. Re:In a movie by mowall · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Or even more so, how do machines or the nurses/doctors see you're still living if you're temporary unconscious (maybe a few too many beers?) and your pulse is zero.

    Some kind of tattoo explaining the situation is probably in order.

  22. Re:In a movie by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, for one thing, they haven't replaced her lungs with continuous, ehm, blood conditioner. :-)

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  23. Re:In a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Artificial heart + partying? That's a bright idea. Almost as good as smoking through that little hole in your neck.

  24. Vonda N. McIntire, "Superluminal" by argent · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In Vonda McIntyre's novel "Superluminal" starship pilots had to have their hearts replaced with a rotary pump because the rhythm of the heartbeat caused a breakdown in their bodies during FTL flight.

    They called the pulse-less pilots "Aztecs".

  25. Re:In a movie by Drunken+Buddhist · · Score: 3, Funny

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  26. New rules required. by ThatsNotFunny · · Score: 5, Funny

    I shall now have to amend my requirements for women that I will have sex with.

    Pulse now optional.

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    1. Re:New rules required. by Drunken+Buddhist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Normally I'd say that artificial hearts aren't designed for strenuous activity, but you're a slashdotter after all...

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  27. Re:In a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    some blood machines use a system where the tube holding the blood is squeezed repeatedly by a rotating disk (there are like pegs on the disk and as they pass over the tubing the squeeze it like you do with toothpaste.) Advantage I understand it is its sterile since no part of the motor or other components actually contact the blood. Not sure if its a similar system or not.

  28. Oblig quote by Subm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

    1. Re:Oblig quote by noundi · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

      It's worse than that, she's dead Jim!
       
      No wait.

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      There's Klingons on the starboard bow!

  29. Re:In a movie by blind+biker · · Score: 5, Informative

    This device is bladeless. In fact, one of the major advantages of this artificial heart compared to the traditional ones, is that this damages less blood cells than all other artificial "pulsed" devices. It has other benefits, like smaller size and less energy consumption. Overall, it's a greatly improved system.

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  30. Re:In a movie by vtcodger · · Score: 3, Informative

    ***Well, for one, how do these people get their blood pressure measured?*** Good question. It would appear they don't -- at least not with a sphygmomanometer that depends on the Korotkoff sounds generated by cutting off pulsating blood flow. And they won't have a pulse either. Those characteristics would normally be symptomatic of being dead. Or maybe one can pump up the blood pressure cuff and listen for a single -- hopefully loud and distinct -- thunk when blood starts flowing. OTOH, not having a pulse or measurable blood pressure beats all hell out of having a pulse and not being functional. I can't imagine what they are going to put on her MedicAlert bracelet.

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  31. The perfect sniper by isThisNameAvailable · · Score: 5, Funny

    Snipers have to concentrate to manage their heart rates and time their shots between beats. A little practice and we've now got the world's quickest shot at 1,000 meters.

  32. Re:In a movie by Cyner · · Score: 2, Informative

    A pair of Peristaltic pumps will create a continuous flow and function significantly similarly to an actual heart. Many heart-bypass machines are designed like this.

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  33. Heart Mate II Pump by t00le · · Score: 5, Informative

    She is holding a Heart Mate II pump...most of our patients get this model...and NONE have a regular pulse. Funny since this is just breaking news and St Lukes Heart Transplant do it day in and day out, for a loooong time.

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    1. Re:Heart Mate II Pump by tomdarch · · Score: 3, Informative

      My father-in-law has a HeartmateII. In planning a family vacation after his recovery, we called the airline we were flying to review the issues with his having the implanted device. Someone took a bunch of notes and forwarded them to some sort of engineering staff at the airline. The response was "It's no problem. He just needs to turn off the device at takeoff and landing." Bwahahahahhah! (In the end, everything went fine, and, no, he didn't shut off his pump at takeoff or landing!)

    2. Re:Heart Mate II Pump by Spaceman+Spiff+II · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was looking for this comment as the tech is not new. I was surprised to see it now on Slashdot. Ventricular Assist Devices have been around for a long time, and I know that at least Thoratec's Heartmate II and Heartware's HVAD are continuous flow. At least 50 people in the US already have Heartware's device in them, and I think there's been a European study, too. One thing I've heard and would be curious to know if it's true, is that even though the device is a continuous flow pump many patients spontaneously develop a pulse anyway. Have you seen that?

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  34. Re:In a movie by imakemusic · · Score: 4, Funny

    I aint'n't dead!

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  35. What's her blood pressure? by Assmasher · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Curious, honestly... I wonder what the long term ramifications of having a non-fluctuating bp are?

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  36. Re:In a movie by AndersOSU · · Score: 4, Informative

    the technical term for those wondering (this is/. afterall) is paristaltic pump

  37. this is great, but why not just regorw the heart? by PJ6 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's good that these devices can now last years, but why wouldn't they keep the heart they take out, remove all the cells from the heart's tissue scaffold, and then regrow it with her own stem cells? They've already done this successfully in animals. One would assume that putting the original back in would be a better, and in the long run, cheaper option.

  38. Re:In a movie by QuantumRiff · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even more than that.. I want to see the eyes of the nurse that doesn't know her condition when she checks her blood pressure...

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  39. Re:In a movie by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Insightful

    according to the MIT review article the continuous flow artificial harts are in fact turbomachines. If you have any details on the particular device used here, I'd be interested to read about it.

  40. Re:In a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Almost as good as smoking through that little hole in your neck.

    Oh damn! I thought that what it was for. A cigarette, after all, fits the hole perfectly.

    I just made an appointment with my surgeon to have it fitted for cigars, too.

  41. Re:In a movie by TheLink · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Even so, if there are other drunk people around who've watched a bit too many movies, she might get a stake through her "heart" or worse.

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  42. Embodied Cognition by commisaro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wonder what effect this would have on emotional response. There is growing evidence that there is a two-way feedback loop between subjective emotion and bodily affect. In other words, not only does being nervous cause your heartrate to increase, but an increased heartrate makes you feel more nervous. I would be very interesting to see if this pulse-less heart would result in flatter emotional responses.

  43. Re:In a movie by pushing-robot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, it means you're a Slashdotter.

    Whether that's good or bad is left as an exercise to the reader.

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  44. Great article by elloGov · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this solution is ingenious. However, I don't see this being as good as the real thing yet. I think the pumping of the blood is beneficial in flushing clogs out of arteries . Continuous blood might be more susceptible to build up. With that said this could drastically increase the life expectancy of the human race. I wonder whether artificially replacing organs is the next step forward. After all, isn't the brain the jewel that the organs protect?

  45. Re:In a movie by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 3, Informative

    Breathing. One of the checks is not just a pulse, but breathing as well.

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  46. Re:In a movie by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would be partying all day and nights.

    It is better to Rock n Roll all night, and party ev-er-y day.

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  47. No pulse seems bad by gr8_phk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Having pressure pulses should tend to make blood flow into places that are harder to get at. It's probably bad to operate continuously at high pressure, and it's probably bad not to go to high pressure. Like TFA says, further investigation into this type of pump is needed and planned if they can get funding. I just hope they don't test on some type population that happens to do well with it.

    1. Re:No pulse seems bad by blind+biker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't have all the facts (as I guess nobody in the world at this point does), but based on what I know, I will strongly disagree, and here is why: the purpose of the heart is to provide blood to the body's tissues, in order to keep them oxigenated. The rate of oxigenation depends on the average flux of the blood. Whether the blood flows continuously or pulsed, it is important to maintain an average flux of a given intensity. With continuous flux, the maximum pressure of the blood will be less than with pulsed flux - I hope you can see this, because I wouldn't know how to make this clearer to you.

      Since this device, for a given average flux of blood, generates less maximum blood pressures, it will cause less problems such as brain haemorragy, with no (known, at least) drawbacks.

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    2. Re:No pulse seems bad by Intron · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Life is very good at adapting to and using everything in its environment. I would be surprised if there were no systems in the human body that did not depend in some way on having a pulse: maybe for timing some process. It's the human jiffy.

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  48. Re:In a movie by mrdoogee · · Score: 4, Informative

    According to the MIT write-up, you still have blood pressure. The device would pump more or less blood based on your body's need at the time. What you would NOT have is a systolic/diastolic reading. You'd have one pressure reading. No more 110/70 reading, perhaps a 85mmHg in its place.

  49. Re:In a movie by powerlord · · Score: 3, Funny

    What are the drawbacks?

    That when there's a bug, it's a Blue Screen of Death you wont be booting back from.

    So what does the call center script say?

    "If the patient has turned Blue, have them reincarnate and hope that solves the problem."

    "If patient is unable to reincarnate, please reintroduce the four noble truths and the eightfold path. Then re-attempt to reincarnate."

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  50. Only the implant is new - maybe by kwerle · · Score: 2, Informative

    My partner was an ICU nurse and used continuous flow VADs (Ventricular Assist Device) for years.

    Here's an article from 2000: http://circ.ahajournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/circulationaha;101/4/356

    There is some controversy about continuous flow, but the notion is that most of the body experiences nearly continuous flow, anyway.

    Implanted continuous flow notes from April: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19324130

    And another from 2008 implying that pulseless does not matter:
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18442710?ordinalpos=1&itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pubmed_ResultsPanel.Pubmed_DiscoveryPanel.Pubmed_Discovery_RA&linkpos=1&log$=relatedarticles&logdbfrom=pubmed

  51. Re:In a movie by saider · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And how would that be measured (non-invasively)? Blood pressure is read by squeezing off the artery and listening and watching for the various points in the pulse. If there is no pulse, there is no measurement.

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  52. Re:In a movie by profplump · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It might be bad. Or it might be better. Maybe your arteries are only flexible because your stupid heart can't provide a steady pressure, and you needed to have flexible blood vessels to help even out the dramatic change in pressures that could damage more sensitive tissues. Maybe plaque buildup is a result of the flexing, and would decreased if the arteries walls didn't contract and trap small bits of plaque. Maybe it is bad for artery health, but your brain and mussels function 47% better so you're willing to put up with it.

    Since no one has lived very long on a continuous-flow heart I think any supposed side-effects (detrimental or otherwise) would just be wild speculation. In any case, given the much longer equipment lifetimes it seems like this technology is at least worth investigating; we're hoping to install it in people who would otherwise be dead, and there's a whole slew of detrimental side-effects that otherwise-dead people are willing to live with for the sake of not being dead.

  53. Re:In a movie by jockeys · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're dead.

    No, I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed.

    Blasphemy! I should... cast you out, or smite you, or something.

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  54. Re:In a movie by digitig · · Score: 5, Funny

    What are the drawbacks?

    Well, I'm going to have to relax my "anything with a pulse" criterion...

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  55. Re:In a movie by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Informative

    Open one of your eyes and shine a light in it. If the pupil constricts, you're alive. Of course, if you have a condition that makes your pupils NOT constrict, you're in some deep trouble!

    But these artificial hearts are NOT for permanent implantation, they're to keep you alive until a donor heart can be found. If you have an artificial heart you should NOT be drinking; you're WAY too ill.

    My cousin contracted a virus of some sort in her heart, and had an artificial heart implanted for several months. She has a live, donated heart now.

  56. Re:In a movie by Rip+Dick · · Score: 2, Informative

    It works like your esophagus does when swallowing.

  57. Re:In a movie by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually many people thing the pumps damaging blood cells might cause a horrifying side effect of bypass surgery called 'pump head'

    http://heartdisease.about.com/cs/bypasssurgery/a/pumphead.htm

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  58. "Superluminal", by Vonda McIntyre by goodmanj · · Score: 2, Informative

    Read "Superluminal", by Vonda McIntyre. It's a sci-fi story about a woman who gets a turbopump heart that doesn't beat -- not because she's sick, but because it's a necessary part of becoming a starship pilot. Romance and heartbreak ensue.

  59. Re:In a movie by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And how would that be measured (non-invasively)? Blood pressure is read by squeezing off the artery and listening and watching for the various points in the pulse. If there is no pulse, there is no measurement.

    Uh yeah there is. How do you think they get the low number in your blood pressure reading?

    Here's how it works: They pump up the cuff until it blocks off all blood flow. They slowly lower the pressure until when the heart pumps, the pressure is enough to force it past the cuff and they can hear the pulse (and you can see the needle start to twitch on the pressure gauge). But at this point, the pressure is still enough to block blood flow during the 'off' half of the beat. So they continue lowering the pressure until they can hear that your blood is flowing continuously.

    So to measure the blood pressure of someone without a pulse but whose blood is flowing, you do the exact same thing but skip the 'high' measurement. Easy-peasy.

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  60. Re:"Here" is not a pronoun by pjt33 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know English grammar because I studied Latin. In fact, it was very noticeable in English lessons that the six hands that went up whenever a question about grammar was asked belonged to the six people taking Latin.

  61. Must... by msouth · · Score: 2

    ...not...sing...Iron...Man

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