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  1. Re:I've seen people die... on Designer Creates "Euthanasia Roller Coaster" · · Score: 1
  2. Re:Privacy? on App Enables Surfing Over SMS/MMS Through T-Mobile · · Score: 1

    You're spot-on! One 120-byte SMS message per second, every second, adds up to about 10 megabytes per day.

  3. GTFO on Richest Planetary System Discovered With 7 Planets · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "the solar system with the most planets yet"

    There is only one Sol. There can only be one System Sol. Anything else is a star system.

  4. Re:What to do on Steam Client for Mac Launches, Linux Client On the Way · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and i have YET to see them re-nig on something

    The word you are looking for is renege.

  5. Re:Pancakes? on The Apple Tablet Interface Must Be Like This · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Marti Page: Mom, is Grandpa Walter going to give me noogies?
    Susan Page: Of course he's going to give you noogies. He loves giving you noogies. That's how he tells you he loves you.
    Little Neal Page: Why doesn't he give me noogies?
    Susan Page: Because you get Indian burns.
    Little Neal Page: But I prefer noogies.

  6. Re:Relax people on Gigantic Spiral of Light Observed Over Norway; Rocket To Blame? · · Score: 1

    Agnes: "Seymour! The house is on fire!"
    Skinner: "No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights."
    Chalmers: "Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham."
    Agnes: "Help! Help!"

  7. Re:Report from the field: "Drivers very confused" on Computer Failure Causes Gridlock In MD County · · Score: 1

    It's called the MUTCD. Read it!

  8. Re:Powerering failure? on Toyota Experimenting With Joystick Control For Cars · · Score: 1

    An automatic transmission's torque converter effectively disengages the engine from the transmission for your purposes. Next time you park your automatic-transmission car on a hill, instead of placing the gear selector in park and setting the parking brake, just leave the car in reverse or drive and see how long the car stays put.

  9. Re:Power Steering failure? on Toyota Experimenting With Joystick Control For Cars · · Score: 1

    The parking brake is often referred to as the emergency brake.

  10. Re:Power Steering failure? on Toyota Experimenting With Joystick Control For Cars · · Score: 1

    The assumption your post relies upon only holds true if you are driving a vehicle with a standard (read manual) transmission.

  11. Re:So it's only a matter of time . . . on Car Glass Rules Could Impair Cell, GPS and Radio Signals In CA · · Score: 1

    The battery can be removed once the vehicle's engine is running. Its purpose is to be a store of energy for starting the vehicle. The alternator is the device that provides the electric power needed while the engine is running.

  12. Re:Recipe for disaster? on Artificial Heart Recipient Has No Pulse · · Score: 4, Informative

    Automated external defibrillators, such as the Physio-Control LifePak 500, will only administer a shock if they detect a valid shockable rhythm, i.e. ventricular fibrillation. This AED will not shock anyone or anything that does not have that rhythm present.

    Manual external defibrillators, such as the Physio-Control LifePak 12, which may only be used by EMT-I or EMT-P (Paramedics) in my home state, can be used to administer a shock regardless of the presence or absence of any cardiac rhythm. This requires a manual override, and from what I have seen, is used even less often than the precordial thump.

  13. Regarding a 501(c)(6) organization... on Microsoft Launches Its Own Open Source Foundation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From IRC 501(c)(6) Organizations â" page K-4

    7. Its purpose must not be to engage in a regular business of a kind ordinarily carried on for profit, even if the business is operated on a cooperative basis or produces only sufficient income to be self-sustaining.

      FAIL!

  14. Re:Ripoff on Build Your Own $2.8M Petabyte Disk Array For $117k · · Score: 1

    If it doesn't have redundant power supplies, then it doesn't belong in a server rack!

  15. Re:humbug on Scientists Get $2M To Predict Space Weather · · Score: 1

    Bernard Vonnegut did something about it!

  16. Re:Caucasoid, Negroid and Mongoloid on DNA Suggests Three Basic Human Groups · · Score: 1

    I remember learning about these three groups back in high school. Later in life, when I brought the topic up, people thought I was some kind of racist, or worse. I am glad to learn that I am in the right.

  17. ATM != desktop computer on Cybercriminals Refine ATM Data-Sniffing Software · · Score: 4, Insightful

    An ATM is not a desktop computer. WTF is an ATM doing running Windows?

  18. fail on External Airbag Designed to Protect Pedestrians · · Score: 1

    Without seatbelts, airbags do exponentially more harm than good.

  19. Re:Let's blow this popsicle stand on Scientists Discover Exoplanet Less Than Twice the Mass of Earth · · Score: 1

    Thank you.

  20. Re:Let's blow this popsicle stand on Scientists Discover Exoplanet Less Than Twice the Mass of Earth · · Score: -1, Redundant

    The phrase "20.5 light-years away" should be read "20.5 years away, traveling at the speed of light."

  21. Re:Ouch on South Carolina Seeking To Outlaw Profanity · · Score: 1

    let me be the first to say:

    Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits.

    Just because George Carlin died last year does not mean that you can claim to be the first to utter the seven dirty words.

  22. Re:Only in foreseeable on Volvo Introduces a Collision-Proof Car · · Score: 1

    This technology will solve 1 problem for all 50 it creates in a drivers experience.

    Hear! Hear!

  23. First ebooks on Nintendo To Start Publishing Ebooks On the DS · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The first ebooks should be should be of old Nintendo Power magazines!

  24. Article Text on Google Was 3 Hours Away From DOJ Antitrust Charges · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The Talent

    December 2, 2008 1:00 PM

    Hogan's Litvack Discusses Google/Yahoo

    Posted by Nate Raymond

    Litvack Google Inc. and Yahoo! Inc. called off their joint advertising agreement just three hours before the Department of Justice planned to file antitrust charges to block the pact, according to the lawyer who would have been lead counsel for the government.

    Sanford "Sandy" Litvack (right) left Hogan & Hartson in September to consult for the department's antitrust division on a possible court challenge to the Web giants' agreement. The companies abandoned the deal in November after the Justice Department informed them it would seek to block the deal.

    "We were going to file the complaint at a certain time during the day," says Litvack, who rejoins Hogan & Hartson today. "We told them we were going to file the complaint at that time of day. Three hours before, they told us they were abandoning the agreement."

    The agreement, announced in April, would have given Yahoo the ability to use Google to sell advertising along the side of Yahoo pages. (Google's ads would have replaced ads previously sold by Yahoo's own platform.) The proposal came amid Microsoft Corporation's $44.6 billion hostile takeover bid for Yahoo. Microsoft abandoned that deal a month after the proposed Google-Yahoo deal became public, and as the Department of Justice and state regulators began looking into the Google pact for possible antitrust violations.

    The never-filed government complaint would have charged that the agreement violated Sections 1 and 2 of the Sherman Act, Litvack tells the Am Law Daily in one of his first interviews since the companies canned the venture. Section 1 bans agreements that restrain trade unreasonably. Section 2 makes it unlawful for a company to monopolize or attempt to monopolize trade.

    "It would have ended up also alleging that Google had a monopoly and that [the advertising pact] would have furthered their monopoly," Litvack says.

    The complaint would have sought a preliminary injunction to stop the agreement from going forward. "The fact that we filed a lawsuit would not by itself have stopped them," he says. "We would have had to get an injunction from the court, and we would have sought that."

    Five firms were involved in the negotiations, Litvack says. Google was represented in the negotiations by Clearly Gottlieb Steen & Hamilton and Wilson Sonsini Goodrich & Rosati. Yahoo turned to Latham & Watkins, Hunton & Williams, and Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom.

    Litvack acknowledges that Microsoft Corporation and other companies lobbied the department to block the agreement, both publicly and and in private meetings. Litvack insists, though, that Microsoft's lobbying had no bearing on his recommended course of action or on the division's ultimate decision. Microsoft was represented by Cadwalader, Wickersham & Taft.

    The Department of Justice said in a November 5 press release that its investigation showed Google was "by far the largest provider" of Internet search and advertising, as well as Internet search syndication. The agreement with Yahoo, had it gone forward, would have accounted for 90 percent of those markets, the release said. Litvack says by publicizing Google's current market share in the press release the department "may or may not be" trying to put the company on notice for possible future antitrust actions.

    "[The department is] making it clear to the parties and to the world that this is how the division viewed these particular aspects of Google's business," Litvack says. That said, Litvack says the change in administration may mean a shift in how the division handles future antitrust matters.

    When the case closed November 5, Litvack says "there was some talk about my staying to do some other stuff, but I decided to come back" to Hogan & Hartson. He's happy to be back, he says, but does regret that he won't get to go to court in what would have been the highest-profile antitrust case in years.

    "Of course I was looking forward to it," he says. "We felt pretty good about it, we felt pretty confident. Yeah, I would have liked to have done it."

  25. Re:Any othetr industry?? neve happened? on Logitech Makes 1 Billionth Mouse · · Score: 5, Interesting

    does anyone have a clue what was happening 1B seconds ago?

    The Tenerife disaster occurred on March 27, 1977, which is about 1 billion seconds, or 31 years and 251 days, ago.