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Google Tries Not To Be a Black Hole of Brilliance

theodp writes "Google says it's declined to pursue awesome job prospects to avoid an over-concentration of brilliance at the search giant. Speaking at the Supernova conference, Google VP Bradley Horowitz said the company intentionally leaves some brainpower outside its walls: 'I recently had a discussion with an engineer at Google and I pointed out a handful of people that I thought were fruitful in the industry and I proposed that we should hire these people,' said Horowitz. 'But [the engineer] stopped me and said: "These people are actually important to have outside of Google. They're very Google people that have the right philosophies around these things, and it's important that we not hire these guys. It's better for the ecosystem to have an honest industry, as opposed to aggregating all this talent at Google."'"

322 comments

  1. I'm so good by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google won't even talk to me. Have an ordinary day you undermensch!

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    Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
    1. Re:I'm so good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > untermensch

      Fixed.

    2. Re:I'm so good by Kratisto · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're obviously trying to avoid establishing a brilliance event horizon, and subsequently, losing brilliance through hawking radiation.

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      Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
    3. Re:I'm so good by simoncpu+was+here · · Score: 1

      I believe ze correct word iz unzermensch.

    4. Re:I'm so good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unt I believe ze korrekt vort ist untermensh.

    5. Re:I'm so good by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Nein, ze correctich vort vas untermensch.

      (Ja, I know those should be spelled with a vay instead of a fau, but then the English speakers wouldn’t get it. And no, I don’t speak German... I just took a semester of it. Enough to learn a few words like “unter” and “mensch” and to learn the pronunciation of the alphabet.)

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    6. Re:I'm so good by Dumnezeu · · Score: 0

      Actually, if they'd have no competition we'd have nothing to relate them to. That would really suck for them.

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      Yes, it's sarcasm. Deal with it!
    7. Re:I'm so good by tolan-b · · Score: 4, Funny

      Voosh! ;p

    8. Re:I'm so good by bennomatic · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I know you're joking, but there's something to that. Cringely wrote an interesting opinion piece on what would be the downfall of Google one day, and his idea was that it would be a job satisfaction issue.

      With so many brights working there, all coming up with ideas in their 20% time and developing them, only the top tier of ideas will become official products, supported and released by Google; there's only so much time in the day, you know.

      Well, some of those engineers who have one, two or N ideas passed over may decide that one or more of them may not make the Google cut, but might be successful business ideas which would fly quite well outside the organization. Those folks might leave, which would lead to two things.

      First, all the institutional knowledge, all the investment in that engineer walks out the door with them, and there's a huge cost to that. Second, they may take some of their favorite colleagues with them, and suddenly the losses multiply.

      There's something to be said for controlled growth, not trying to take over the world too fast. I wouldn't doubt that, if this is indeed official policy, that it's a sort of sustainable selfishness, an understanding that hoarding all the best engineers will inevitably lead to an internal breakdown and a loss of that talent.

      The knowledge trade is much like an economy; maybe they realize that as fast as they're growing, pushing the envelope further would lead to an amazing boom that would inevitably lead to a massive bust. Good on them for avoiding it.

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    9. Re:I'm so good by Tir-Gwaith · · Score: 1

      the correct German word would be Untermensch.

    10. Re:I'm so good by bytesex · · Score: 1

      vvy vvoosch agehn !

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      Religion is what happens when nature strikes and groupthink goes wrong.
    11. Re:I'm so good by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      The knowledge trade is much like an economy; maybe they realize that as fast as they're growing, pushing the envelope further would lead to an amazing boom that would inevitably lead to a massive bust. Good on them for avoiding it.

      If you're right, that means that the board is resisting the urge to ride that boom and then hop off in some golden parachutes before everything falls to pieces. That's certainly not what microsoft would do!

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    12. Re:I'm so good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Also,
      Brilliant minds typically never work well in a team since self-centereness is usually a side trait of a brilliant mind.

      Either you end up managing big egos, prima donnas, personal believes, competitive spirits, procedure/code nazis, the MIT vs Stanford way, etc... Basically you'll have a company with people trained to fight for their point of view, social hermits, intellectual property strategists/blockers, credit takers, and a lot of mental sword rattling/swash bucking among folks.

      Or in other words, too many chiefs in the kitchen. And that means ideas/projects move slower from a life cycle standpoint. Also, group think can become a negative result in the long run, especially since Google likes to create a one team, one attitude culture. Lastly, Google needs so-called less brilliant guys to actually get the product release, i.e. do the real work (duh!).

    13. Re:I'm so good by Smithy66 · · Score: 1

      Google won't even talk to me. Have an ordinary day you undermensch!

      Me neither. I wrote this realy awesome VB app that said 'Hello World!!' What do you have to do to get a gig...

    14. Re:I'm so good by dachshund · · Score: 1

      I know you're joking, but there's something to that. Cringely wrote an interesting opinion piece on what would be the downfall of Google one day, and his idea was that it would be a job satisfaction issue.

      There are worse problems to have than a core of employees with brilliant ideas. If this really becomes an problem, then Google could just fund some of these projects. They already have a venture capital arm --- they could offer those employees a small amount of angel funding and their job back if things don't work out. They'd make money on the successes, and get back most of the good people who don't make it.

      Google's real worry is that someday the market will freak out; the stock will crash; the investors will ask them to refocus on their core business rather than hiring a zillion kids to think about neat ideas. The good people will flee and the place gets a whole lot duller, really quickly. This happens to startups all the time. It's something of a miracle that it hasn't happened to Google yet.

    15. Re:I'm so good by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      I talked to Google but flunked the initial 20 minute phone screen. In the last five minutes the guy asked one of those puzzle questions where you have to find the O(N) vs O(N^2) solution and I didn't see the O(N) trick in time.

      Now every time I use gmail the ad at top says "Google is looking for software engineers! Apply today!" and I want to punch a hole through the screen.

    16. Re:I'm so good by mattprokes · · Score: 1

      Yeah, nooooooooooooooooo ego here. The im to sexy song comes to mind.

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      Meanderings Of A Software Engineer http://www.mattprokes.com
  2. Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week....

    1. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by miffo.swe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Compared to the rest of the IT industry, its not that hard to be awesome. Its just that our expectation have been lowered so much we think a company that delivers something useful and dont engage in illegal practices are freaking awesome!

      The gall of not engaging in putting most work into extinguishing the competition! Making actual working products? What do they think they are? God?

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      HTTP/1.1 400
    2. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      and dont engage in illegal practices

      brian reid would have a different view from you, I think.

      http://news.zdnet.com/2100-3513_22-137384.html
      http://public.getlegal.com/articles/cultural-fit
      http://news.cnet.com/8301-10784_3-9792046-7.html

      from what I've read of the case, it sure seemed illegal to me. I've been in that situation before, myself (age discrimination) and it SUCKS. very shameful for google to do that.

      google has done evil and they have lost all their 'shine' when they pull crap like this.

      read that and then tell me google is 'all wonderful'.

      (sigh)

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      "It is now safe to switch off your computer."
    3. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's a rather large understatement.

      how about compared to any company in any branch, ever?

      go ahead, can you easily think of another company that has generated so much goodwill in its consumers and rightfully so?

    4. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      google has done evil and they have lost all their 'shine' when they pull crap like this.

      I was never drinking enough of the Google kool-aid to actually believe they were any different from any other for-profit corporation, but I'm not so sure that the specific case you linked proves much of anything. It was tossed out by the lower court, allowed to go through during the first appeal and has since been appealed to the California Supreme Court. If he's having that much trouble pursing his claim in California of all places then I'd question whether or not his case has any merit.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    5. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Counter:
      If your role evolves but you do not, do you feel that your company should continue to employ you?

      Example 1:
      Company employs machinists to perform routine repairs to aging equipment. The equipment is replaced with "off the shelf components". Do you continue to employ machinists?

      Example 2:
      Company employs Lotus Notes developer to manage documentation & mail portal. The company shifts to a software as a service agreement, moving mail and documentation off-site. Do you continue to employ lotus notes developers?

      Some companies will work with employees to provide training or alternate responsibilities. But if the role disappears or is no longer relevant, do you continue to pay someone to do nothing?

      Most companies expect that employees will manage their own careers. If an employee isn't able to adapt to new roles or responsibilities they are replaced. It's a tough world out there.

    6. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      In what religion does God not either have no competitors to speak of or has/will/is completely destroying them?
      Does Google think it's BETTER than God?

    7. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I found this posted by a google employee:

      Google is not utopia
              I'm a current employee, african-american female and 45. No blatent protected group discrimination against me, but like Brian Reid once blackballed I cannot find another position at the Googleplex to move too. I feel I'm being squeezed out, my manager is retaliating after I gave her a critical performance review.

              I'm currently on stress disability. It started in January when her boss solicited me for feedback on my manager. I'd only been at Google two months. My manager, in my opinion, had definite personality and performance issues. The deadline had passed and I was asked for feedback as an after thought.

              I submitted the review without critical comments. I was emailed by my boss' boss to resubmit with these comments and I was assured confidentiality and any feedback given would be anonymous. Based on this I sent in the review advising that she has me doing and incredible amount of her personal business (set up her 401K, call the dealership about her car warranty, set up ob-gyn appts., schedule her for traffic school etc. etc.). Plus, she moved her desk next to mine with her dog. I would sit and try to talk to her and her dog is licking me. UGH! I can't stress the frustration in trying to communicate with her, she's absolutely dizzy about some things.

              I digress. My manager's boss called me to her office and advised that she would have to give my manager the feedback and could not disguise it. The review and feedback was not kept confidential. After many twists and turns I asked that I be allowed to give the feedback in my own way and terms. They said yes. I had no intention of going there until I received a call from the HR Director advising that my boss is asking questions. She sees all the meetings in my calendar where I've been meeting with her manager and if I don't give the feedback today then my boss' boss certainly would.

              I was forced to give my manager the feedback. Her boss didn't like the way that I did it via email. Then I had to apologize to my boss for hurting her feelings.

              And, it gets weirder still.

    8. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by morgauxo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In this society most careers revolve around seniority. Wages, benefit time, retirement, etc... they are all based primarily on seniority at most companies. Your hypothetical machinist probably started out a young man (or woman) with a healthy body a small apartment and few responsibilities.

      Now, after faithfully giving 15-20 years of their life to bettering your company you would just cut them off to go start over somewhere else? Most likely with a family to feed, a mortgage doctors bills to take care of their now older body, etc...

      I don't believe in paying someone to do something which no longer has a purpose but I think a company could at least inform the employee as soon as they think they might be moving in a new direction, plus a chance to fill a different position. Now.. if they cannot or will not learn to perform a new task... then sure, go ahead and can them.

    9. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Idiomatick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That seems pretty fucking minor even ignoring that the case went nowhere. As in it may have effected dozens of people whoopedeedoo. I'm pretty sure if they shrunk the logo on the homepage by 1 pixel it would have more of an impact on the world. They are better than other companies where it has an impact.

    10. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 3, Informative

      Making actual working products? What do they think they are? God?

      Wait, wait, wait, you think God makes products that work? Obviously you've never been in love ....

    11. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Smivs · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I wonder if the good folk at Redmond are this enlightened. I suspect not!

    12. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      You think so? wait till gets to homepage the Google DNS story, and there you will have a bit more to complain.

    13. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      At least Google exist. Not that it makes it better, sometimes things are good because they dont exist (ok, at least not yet, keep asking google how entropy can be reversed and eventually there will be an answer from them).

    14. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Trahloc · · Score: 3, Informative

      Read it. The guy had a brilliant past, truly put his mark in the computer world. Doesn't necessarily mean he'll *always* be on the forefront though. The link you give says that his coworkers found his ideas out dated and obsolete, that doesn't reflect his age but his views. As I see it his age wasn't an issue, the fact was that he couldn't adapt to googles culture which is not only on the edge of the latest tech but creating things that are yet to come. His inability to do that was the problem, the fact he is also past 40 just happened to be true as well. Is google perfect? Hell no, humans make up the company and humans aren't perfect. But are they ageist bastards who got rid of a brilliant cutting edge employee who shook the technological world because he was old? No, looks like he hasn't done anything ground breaking in the last 10 years, definitely not since he left google to prove them wrong. He lost his edge.

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    15. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Now, after faithfully giving 15-20 years of their life to bettering your company you would just cut them off to go start over somewhere else?

      Depending on many factors (size of employer, industry, position type, etc...), retraining may not always be available. For example, my summer jobs while in college were with an ice factory. I was a laborer and did basic task like bagging ice (machine, but required operator intervention), stacking onto pallets (manual labor), stacking pallets (via fork lift), ensuring smooth ice flow through the system (shovel to assist ice to flow through shoots and into the auger system), and customer sales. First summer working there, we had about 6 employees and struggled to get things done. Second summer (most of us being college students), we figured out ways to improve on the process and got it to a point where 3 of us could cover the work of 6 and still have time to do odd yard work for the owner. What do you do with the 3 extra employees at that point? The third summer, the owner bought an automated system to get it down to a single operator (basically monitor the system and pull the auto-stack pallet to the freezer. So now down to 1-2 employees sharing a 7 day schedule and not enough work, what does a company do? Granted these examples were for an industry that primarily deals with summer help, but I hope you can see them applying to other industries. Don't get me wrong by thinking I want to harshly kick an employee out. Most of the employers I've had (post college) have some form of severance package and generally try to find other opportunities when a position ends. My current employer does this very well, but then they are a bigger company. My brother works for a smaller company of about 50 employees and likely wouldn't have the flexibility that my employer has for shifting employees to new task.

      Most likely with a family to feed, a mortgage doctors bills to take care of their now older body, etc...

      As married man with two kids, I always found it unfair the way some of my employers gave me benefits over some of my single co-workers. If I asked to have a day off to go on a field trip with my kids, I'd get approval without little trouble. A single person asking to have a Friday off since friends were coming into town would generally get a refusal. The point of this is that a company shouldn't care (in fact it is really the managers that care since the company is not capable of caring). From the way you are posting, I have to wonder if you want reverse age discrimination in favor of older workers.

    16. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      What do they think they are? God?

      I think that would be Microsoft. And they almost are.

    17. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe California isn't such a sympathetic and open-minded place as you think.

    18. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      It's a difficult issue with which to grapple.

      While I agree the employer should work harder to cushion the fall, I feel the employees in these situations should work harder to protect themselves as well.

      I live in British Columbia (Canada) - We have a lot of 'one industry' small towns (saw mills, pulp mills, paper mills, smelters, mines etc). Historically, a lot of the individuals that lived in these small towns and worked these blue-collar jobs earned good salaries, straight out of high school or community college. Often these salaries were earned in a town with a relatively low cost of living (cheaper houses, 10 minute commute to work etc.)

      However, instead of saving money for a rainy day or paying down their houses quickly, many of these well-paid blue collar workers bought $60,000 SUVs, ski-boats, jet skis, cottages, plasma TVs and on and on... Then when the crash comes and at 47 they're out of work they've got nothing - No skills to retrain, and no money in the bank.

      I think if you live in a one-industry town and 'work at the mill' it behooves you to live frugally and save and save and save - Because the fact remains that overnight you could be out of work, in a town with no other jobs.

    19. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by bberens · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the new work force. The company doesn't owe you anything and you owe them nothing in return. Your loyalty to a non-person entity was a waste of your talent and probably cost you a small fortune. It also left you in a position where it will be hard for you to find other work in the work force because you are only familiar with one single way of doing things.

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    20. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TheGratefulNet ... hmmm, I can't seem to find you on Google.

      Are you sure that you're not an AI bot?

    21. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      So now down to 1-2 employees sharing a 7 day schedule and not enough work, what does a company do?

      Hire up to a 3 person crew and figure out how to expand. The three people are there for flexibility and in case someone gets sick.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    22. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      Because we all know that when a big company is accused of something it must be true.

      he Santa Clara Superior Court initially ruled against him.[1][2] On October 4, 2007, the California Sixth District Court of Appeal overturned the lower court's verdict and allowed the lawsuit to proceed.[3] The case has been appealed to the California Supreme Court which has not yet heard the case.

      No matter what the verdict is in the end.

    23. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF? Perhaps in the "gets weirder still" is the part that justifies her disability leave. What do people expect in the workforce? That there are no conflicts, not hostile moments, no tension? Admittedly,that situation wasn't handled well by anyone, but its a tough situation where your immediate supervisor is an idiot. Was there ever a time in this country/world when people were just happy to have a job? Disability leave for stress! HA! Who'd have thought?!

    24. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reasons for which employers can deny you an offer that are little known:

      1) political affiliation. I know a prominent web hosting company that will not hire you if active in the GOP. If you are a republican and keep your mouth shut on the web about it you are fine. They will google you and if you happen to be a young republican etc, no soup for you.

      2) Anything they want ;) They just need to blame it on something like "We don't think it will be a good fit here". No explanation necessary.

      3) Scientology - you can deny employment to members of this cult and tell them its because they are not qualified to do any critical thinking due to believing the crap that is spewed from that group of scumbags disguised as a religion for tax reasons only.

    25. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by mellon · · Score: 1

      Brian was a fairly new employee, so that's not really a valid point in this particular case. The question is whether or not they discriminated on the basis of his age, not whether or not discriminating on the basis of age is a good thing or a bad thing. Discriminating on the basis of age is illegal, so that latter point has already been settled.

      However, to speak to the point you are making, this is actually a really bad model for how to do things. If your older employees are more productive, obviously they should be paid more. Or if they make the company more productive, even if they themselves are not more productive, they should be paid more. This is the usual rationale for retaining older employees and paying more for seniority.

      As a person who has been aging steadily his whole life, I care more about the former than the latter. I don't want to go job hunting and not get a job because the company I'm applying to feels they can't afford me, simply on the basis of my age--if I am willing to work for what a younger employee would accept, and I would do as good as or better of a job, I should have an equal chance at the job.

      As an employer, I would not want to be forced to retain you out of a sense of fairness, if retaining you is against the interests of my company as a whole. I don't mean that fairness is wrong, just that this is a bad way to be fair. It makes companies top-heavy, and creates situations like the situation in the car industry, where the situation gets progressively worse and worse until it looks so bad that the company can get permission to break all its promises to older employees and former employees. Why let the system get so out of whack in the first place?

    26. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is an at-will state.

    27. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      What do people expect in the workforce? That there are no conflicts, not hostile moments, no tension?

      How about NO DOGS, for starts?

      Secondary to that, confidentiality should be maintained if it has been promised.

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    28. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      "Now, after faithfully giving 15-20 years of their life to bettering your company you would just cut them off to go start over somewhere else?"

      If the gov't allowed it, most businessmen would. Very few consumers (outside of a few industries) care about the ethics of the company they're (usually indirectly) buying from. Most of us buy from China (I sure do). Most of us don't have time to look up the history of every corporation we buy from. Shareholders... forget about it, most of them use mutual funds. Because of that, you have a choice: make more money, or be ethical. You or I might go for the latter, but our company would eventually fail or get eaten up (outside of a few industries).

      "Now.. if they cannot or will not learn to perform a new task... then sure, go ahead and can them."

      The problem here is the company gets to choose the task. So they'll gradually make the person work harder and more hours for the same money. If the guy leaves, good we wanted to fire him anyway, and if he stays, also good because he's overworked. It creates a sort of "race to the bottom" among poorer people that is basically the biggest pitfall of uncontrolled capitalism (or overpopulation possibly).

      The rest here is just rant.

      There's lot of gov't regulations that could be put into place to help; incentives for hiring, penalties for "needless" layoffs, etc. In my opinion the most important in terms of controlling unemployment would be incentives for shorter hours, but that's just one of many, and I'm not an expert.

      But wait! The companies with the most money to lobby (bribe) congress, bribe media, buy ad slots, etc. are the unethical ones. And the only regulation they're big on is corporate welfare. Damn.

      I guess this is what happens when we have a really stable society. It's awesome that we have one, but it makes it harder to put any real pressure on top officials in government (who are supposed to, in theory, put pressure on corporation management). They'd be all like "what are you gonna do, rebel?" and we'd be all like "nah guess not" and they'd be all like "yeah that's right" and we'd be all like "Well we'll just do subtle things that will hopefully piss you off and write music about it" and they'd be all like "yeah whatever" etc.[/bum review]

      Luckily, there are elections to balance the power.

      And a good laugh was had by all.

      --
      "When the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation...but when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaation!"
    29. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Surt · · Score: 1

      It's true, it's the perfect example of hasty generalization:
      http://www.iep.utm.edu/fallacy/#Hasty%20Generalization

      Just because every big company ever accused of something had in fact done that horrible thing, doesn't mean it's true in this case.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    30. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by srussia · · Score: 1

      What do people expect in the workforce? That there are no conflicts, not hostile moments, no tension?

      How about NO DOGS, for starts?

      Secondary to that, confidentiality should be maintained if it has been promised.

      How about spelling "blatant" correctly for "starters".

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      Set your phasers on "funky"!
    31. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      If we’re criticizing her on grammar, spelling, and punctuation, I could find a lot to comment on.

      “Starts” was intentional, btw. Like “this is so trivial and basic that let’s not even afford ourselves the formality of using correct grammar.”

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    32. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by RobDude · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's exactly why you *shouldn't* pay people based on their years of service.

      Employment is only successful when both parties feel that the arrangement is beneficial. When you keep paying someone *more* to do the *same*, in time, you end up with a guy who is earning a lot more that someone else who can do the same job, just as well.

      At that point, the company has no motivation to keep on the guy with 20 years of experience when a guy with 2 years can do the same job for half the wage.

    33. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      The 1-2 people were overlapping schedules after the year I left. The one guy doubled as the ice box (the machines outside of a convenience store) body shop guy when the two of them overlapped schedules. If one was sick, the boxes in to be refinished were just delayed a day or two, no big loss since there were always a few extras for emergency replacement to go out. As for expanding, in that particular market, expanding is not always easy. The two remaining employees were not college students and worked year round (most of the factory maintenance (painting, delivery truck work, breakdown of old pallets, etc...) occurs in the cooler weather when ice demand is lower). As for expanding, it really depends on the owners motivation to expand. The owner was getting up there in age and I'm guessing he has probably sold out to one of the larger distributors in the area. I haven't visited the company in many years since my visits home to family are mostly spent with family or friends, not going back to former work places.

    34. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by hmar · · Score: 1

      In what religion does God not either have no competitors to speak of or has/will/is completely destroying them? Does Google think it's BETTER than God?

      Please look up the definition of "monotheism"

    35. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by srussia · · Score: 1

      If we’re criticizing her on grammar, spelling, and punctuation, I could find a lot to comment on.

      “Starts” was intentional, btw. Like “this is so trivial and basic that let’s not even afford ourselves the formality of using correct grammar.”

      Sorry for the snark. My point was that Google seems to be pursuing "ecosystem diversity" on both extremes of the brilliance spectrum.

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    36. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Ah. I missed that.

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    37. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by socceroos · · Score: 1

      Love is work. Think of it that way and it "works". =)

      Yeah, yeah I know, "Whoosh". But I couldn't help but point it out.

    38. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by lennier · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "At that point, the company has no motivation to keep on the guy with 20 years of experience "

      No motivation other than human decency and compassion and desire to maintain the social fabric of kindness which keeps civilisation running smoothly, because what goes around comes around.

      But those effects don't show on the balance sheet until a few generations down the track, and by then it's too late.

      A corporation which doesn't give a damn about the well-being of its employees and customers is, simply stated, a psychopath. And a management philosophy which promotes psychopathology will do no good to any part of our economy, ecology or society in the long run. But it might make huge profits in the meantime. So be careful what you choose to measure and reward as a measure of economic 'rationality'.

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    39. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by RobDude · · Score: 1

      How is overpaying someone good for the economy?

      Companies are magical entities with an endless supply of money. That money comes from somewhere.

      You can start a lawn care business and pay all of your employees 100k a year + benefits and be competitive. You won't have customers, you won't make a profit. Because the average guy cutting grass for you isn't bringing in over 100k in profit.

      It's a zero sum game.

      Being 'overpaid' is nearly as bad as being underpaid. The majority of people are going to spend whatever they make and enter into long-term contracts on the assumption that they can make that much money, forever. It reduces their ability to get new jobs and it makes them a liability for the company (which makes the company want to get rid of them, because taking a pay cut is often more difficult than simply firing someone).

    40. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      a company that delivers something useful and dont engage in illegal practices are freaking awesome

      That is so awesome.

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    41. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      Maybe hell froze over while I wasn't looking. Or maybe not.

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    42. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      Thanks to the two party system, elections suck at balancing the power.

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    43. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Asmor · · Score: 1

      Whoa whoa whoa, hold on. Making actual working products?

      Gmail was in beta for 5 years... And Wave's preview is nothing if not buggy.

      I'm as huge a fan of the ol' Goog as anyone, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. ;)

    44. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God makes love?

    45. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Rodyland · · Score: 1

      As married man with two kids, I always found it unfair the way some of my employers gave me benefits over some of my single co-workers. If I asked to have a day off to go on a field trip with my kids, I'd get approval without little trouble. A single person asking to have a Friday off since friends were coming into town would generally get a refusal.

      Don't know about others, but I don't ask for time off. I tell them that I'm taking time off.

      I've never had it refused (without *good* reason), and if they did refuse once, they wouldn't get a chance to refuse again.

    46. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Luckily, there are elections to balance the power.

      And a good laugh was had by all.

      You missed that bit.

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    47. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by smurgy · · Score: 1

      Wait, wait, wait, you think God makes products that work? Obviously you've never been in love ....

      More to the point, obviously he's never suffered from erectile dysfunction.

    48. Re:Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making actual working products? What do they think they are? God?

      Wait, wait, wait, you think God makes products that work? Obviously you've never been in love ....

      Your "product" dosn't work!?

  3. Google - Hater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sooooo arrogant, this will be their fall. Google philosophy? What does that mean, rip off merchants with adword costs?

    1. Re:Google - Hater by bmearns · · Score: 1

      Nah, SPDY will.

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    2. Re:Google - Hater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Many of the advertisements that were shown on my site from Adsense were of companies that I know to be scams. Some other websites that I know of are in this constant battle of filtering out the scam artists: many debt management companies, debt "negotiators", some of the "business opportunities", and many many more!

      I've had low, very low, traffic websites were I never got up to the $100 threshold for Google to send me money for ads that were clicked on - so I was never paid, the merchants, of course were charged for the ads, so that means Google had a 100% gross profit on those ads that were on my site. Now, I wonder how many sites were like mine?

    3. Re:Google - Hater by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Please put the chair down, Mr. Balmer!

    4. Re:Google - Hater by bberens · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't really see that as arrogant. Let's say there's a few engineers in high places that are taking IE in the direction Google prefers (for example: implementing HTML 5 standards). If Google hires those engineers away then it could hurt Google's future. It needs those developers pushing the 500lb gorilla in the room in the direction it wants them to go.

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    5. Re:Google - Hater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is spelled "Ballmer".

      - Steve Ballmer

  4. Evidently, they do hire idiots by mbone · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Like that VP.

    If he worked for my company, I would fire him. A VP should know when to keep his or her mouth shut.

    1. Re:Evidently, they do hire idiots by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For reinforcing how confident he is in his company and its talent that they don't have to horde every last engineer? Yeah, sucks to have that in a VP. It would be so much better to have a VP afraid to say anything, who has no confidence in his own workforce, and who thinks that if he doesn't have every last talented engineer it means ZOMG DOOM!

      The reason so many people have issues with Google isn't because they do things differently, it's because they do things differently and are more successful than those doing it the old way.

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    2. Re:Evidently, they do hire idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Protip: the person to whom you replied doesn't own a company.

      Almost always when someone uses the "if that person worked for me..." line they don't have anyone working for them, because if they did they'd know actual real life situations are far more complex than can be explained in paragraph sized story.

    3. Re:Evidently, they do hire idiots by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That is the public version...
      The real reason. Such people are too expensive and we don't want to pay his salary. Better off with people with less skills who can be trained then get the best at a high cost who will only have a disproportional benefit vs cost to the company.

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    4. Re:Evidently, they do hire idiots by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you'd fire someone for expressing an opinion with which you disagree? You use -1, Overrated a lot, don't you?

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    5. Re:Evidently, they do hire idiots by blackraven14250 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One thing to consider is that by leaving talent at software companies, the software where their products are used is improved, thus still allowing them to improve their users' experiences with Google. This philosophy of leaving talent at other technology companies is essentially a recognition by Google that they're in a symbiotic relationship with other tech companies (namely, OS creators, browser creators, programming language creators and maintainers, hardware creators....), and they're reacting accordingly by not leeching from the companies that allow them to succeed. It really doesn't matter whether Microsoft likes the fact that Google beats them at the internet advertising game, Google enhances Microsoft users' experiences too.

      Another angle to look at this whole thing from is that Google doesn't want to take all the talent from other web advertising companies (Yahoo, Microsoft, etc.) because they don't want to kill off every one of their competitors. In the case of these companies, it's a defense mechanism against being caught in antitrust lawsuits and monopoly status

      It's actually remarkably smart for Google to point this out, because if their supporters (the non-web companies) realize the nature of the relationship between themselves and Google, things will just become sweeter between them, and make it much easier for them both to succeed since they won't be fighting each other over resources that they help each other acquire.

    6. Re:Evidently, they do hire idiots by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Google cannot make money from within itself. They rely on having an outside world that people will search for and purchase products from, and if there were no brilliant people working for the world outside of Google, then Google would not have its current market, and certainly not its dominance in the search market. Google is not going to win by doing all the innovation on the web; Google wins when someone is looking for an innovative website, searches Google for it, and clicks on a sponsored research (which is hopefully what they were really looking for).

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    7. Re:Evidently, they do hire idiots by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

      One could make the same argument against layoffs unless absolutely necessary. In a down market while you might increase your stock price, you're essentially shrinking your market by laying off employees. If you take a winner take all approach you might lose in the long run. Walmart might have won the retail war, but now their rich top level employees have to buy cheap chinese crap too because there are very few companies left that build anything well.

      There are many things about business that are seen as the best way, but that are completely counter-productive. Unfortunately university business departments don't seem to draw a lot of thinkers.

    8. Re:Evidently, they do hire idiots by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      I was just about to post this exact same thing. Google relies on the outside industry, they are basically a marketing firm... If all the best and brightest worked at Google, that wouldn't leave very many intelligent people to create products to market on Google now would it.

      Besides, at this point Google has become self-aware and no longer requires its human care-takers.

    9. Re:Evidently, they do hire idiots by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      Google shouldn't be hiring only the best and the brightest for the same reason that the world wouldn't necessarily be better if everyone were a genius.

      The world - like any medium-to-large-company - is full of work that is not engaging and interesting enough to hold the attention of a truly brilliant person, at least not for very long. What you have then is either a bored, angry, disgruntled genius, or a genius who's doing the bare minimum to not get fired. Either way you're wasting money by hiring an overqualified worker.

      And what happens if you try to let all of these brilliant people be creative at the same time? That doesn't work either, because most hotshot ideas take more than one guy to implement in a reasonable way. Someone's ideas have to get grounded - and which ones do will likely be the result of politics, because brilliant people are usually every bit as irrational when it comes to their own interests as average folks. Or you have a hundred thousand half-finished tools of questionable value.

    10. Re:Evidently, they do hire idiots by businessnerd · · Score: 1

      The way I interpreted this was that Google is opening themselves up to more alliances within the industry. The VP liked certain individuals not just because they were really talented, but because they were like-minded. They are in line with Google's philosophies and ideals. If you hire all of these people, then Google as a company is all by itself when it comes to influencing the direction of the industry. But if some of these like minded individuals work for other companies, or even the competition, then it becomes much easier for the industry as a whole to move in the direction that Google wants.

      Pick a controversial tech topic, for example DRM. Now let's just pretend, for the purpose of this example, that Google is very anti-DRM. Unfortunately, all of their competition and potential partners have all taken a firm stance in favor of DRM. If Google hired all of the anti-DRM talent out there, then nothing changes with the rest of the industry. The same old pro-DRM philosophy continues to prevail within those other companies. Companies that Google may want to do business with, but only if it's without DRM, will be reluctant and possibly refuse to work with Google because of it. At the very least, Google may have to make concessions that end up hampering the true potential of whatever it is they are trying to do. However, if Google does not hire every DRM hater in existence, then those DRM haters go work for or remain working for those other companies. When Google approaches a traditionally pro-DRM company about a business relationship that strictly forbids DRM, they are more likely to be conviced since there will be like-minded individuals within that company that can influence the final decision. The relationship is established with minimal concessions and Google's plan is able to happen in a way that is inline with the original vision.

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    11. Re:Evidently, they do hire idiots by recharged95 · · Score: 1

      Sort of like the animal kingdom, Google is the receiver of a lot of other software and hardware that's out there in order to be successful. Hence they are dependent, like a bear is dependent on fish that is dependent on algae. And a good big fish is better than a small fish for that bear to survive. In other words, they are at the end of the technology cycle (from h/w to s/w to services cycle).

      This whole brilliance thing is that they just think they're human (top of the food chain).

    12. Re:Evidently, they do hire idiots by Tekfactory · · Score: 1

      There is also the theory that Google can't do everything in-house, there will be some projects that they wouldn't work on, the seeds of which can't take hold in a big company, and have to be developed by a startup.

      Read Innovator's Dilemma for examples, big companies that can't build cheaper better products because they would undercut their current expensive status quo products.

      If Google finds one of these geniuses in the wild and they're entrepreneurial enough to develop a brilliant new product, Google can just buy them.

  5. What a coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's the same reason Walmart gave me for turning me away.

    1. Re:What a coincidence by Forge · · Score: 1

      If only NASA started doing this 30 years ago. We would probably have colonies on Mars and the Moon already and maybe mining missions to the Asteroid belt.

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    2. Re:What a coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > We would probably have colonies on Mars and the Moon already

      Why would anyone want to live on one of those rocks?

      > and maybe mining missions to the Asteroid belt.

      Except for the fact that such a thing won't be profitable for the forseeable future because it is rather expensive to transport heavy stuff?

    3. Re:What a coincidence by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why would anyone want to live on one of those rocks?

      Fewer ACs.

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    4. Re:What a coincidence by flannelboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This just reeks of the problem with Google. They are sooo into themselves and into thinking that everyone smart works there. The reality is that far less than "all great programming brains" actually work at Google. I'd bet that not even 5% of the best programming brains work there - in fact, I'd bet that less than 1% even work there.

      Google has become so cocky as of late that they think all the good people want to or do work there. That's just not the case.

      We've recently hired 4 or 5 guys away from Google, and they are so into themselves for having worked at Google that they are almost impossible to work with. They think that they have some special 'rights' just because their resume says "google" on it. They are far from the most talented engineers where I work. But don't go telling them that.

    5. Re:What a coincidence by OnlineAlias · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I haven't seen a single brilliant thing come out of Google, outside the search engine itself (which is, admittedly, a Whopper of brilliance). After that, what? Calendar? Picasso? Wave? Android? Chrome? Meh, good but not brilliance. Frankly, I don't know what all these supposed geniuses are doing...

    6. Re:What a coincidence by Unoti · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Some people you just can't please! Cmon, Google maps, Chrome, gmail, elevating the state of the art in distributed redundant reliable scalable systems, AdSense, Javascript compilers, Google Web Toolkit, Google Gears... if you're not seeing brilliant things come out of Google other than the search engine, you're incorrigible or ignorant. A lot of those technologies they acquired, but they're part of Google now.

    7. Re:What a coincidence by OnlineAlias · · Score: 1

      My ASS. Gears? They just announced they are killing it, or at least it aint gonna be what it was cause it generally failed. AdSense? Acquired lock stock and barrel. Gmail? No better than Hot Mail, or Yahoo mail or anything else. "State of the art redundant realiable systems" as you call it is the distributed file system that was developed for the search engine.

      Cool Aid's really got you dood....

         

    8. Re:What a coincidence by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Translate.

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    9. Re:What a coincidence by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gmail? No better than Hot Mail, or Yahoo mail or anything else.

      I laughed. Really.

      Gmail has spam filters that are second to none.

      Hotmail’s spam filters are laughable. I can’t say I’ve had much experience with Yahoo! mail, but I doubt theirs are much better.

      Not even to mention the AJAX system that makes it run very quickly, once it loads.

      Furthermore, Google Maps was the bleeding edge. MapQuest and Live Maps copied it... despite the fact that MapQuest preexisted Google Maps. Click and drag to pan, double-click zooming, adjustable routes by dragging new waypoints... MapQuest’s interface was light-years behind it.

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    10. Re:What a coincidence by blueZ3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Google's spam filters are the Postini filters, recalibrated with Google's data. I'm in agreement with the parent that gmail is not significantly better than the competition.

      The quality of their search engine results have been reduced by people gaming the system, the transparent trick of heavily weighting wikipedia results, and the rise of aggregators. Not that others are doing much better, but a lot of that "I'm feeling lucky" mojo is gone.

      Maps came from Telcontar. The street view was innovative, but the maps themselves--not so much.

      I'm not a Google hater, but it's important not to look at ANY company through rose-colored glasses.

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    11. Re:What a coincidence by Hucko · · Score: 1

      If you think that either Hotmail or yahoo are equal to Gmail than I can only conclude you still use pine.

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    12. Re:What a coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even to mention the AJAX system that makes it run very quickly, once it loads.

      You mean the same interface that prevents me from middle clicking on an email to open it in a new tab?
      The same interface that prevents me from using the built in browser search on a third of the pages for no good reason?
      The same interface that...

      Meh, i'm done.

    13. Re:What a coincidence by Nevyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They recently stopped buying third party maps, and are now reportedly paying mobile providers to put their google maps app. on the phones (which they can only do because they aren't locked into the map provider duopoly). Which speaks to, a least, a significant amount of forward planning on their side.

      But, yeh, brilliance is hard to measure. Some of the DNS tricks they just released, and more, I've wanted some Linux DNS software to do for at least 10 years ... so it's not "genius". But the number of useful things they've actual got out implies they are way above average (as a company), IMO.

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    14. Re:What a coincidence by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Google's spam filters are the Postini filters, recalibrated with Google's data. I'm in agreement with the parent that gmail is not significantly better than the competition.

      Then either you haven’t used Gmail, or you haven’t used Hotmail, or you’re somewhere outside the land of reality.

      I think I could probably count on one hand the number of spam messages I’ve found in my inbox in the entire time I’ve had my account, and I haven’t noticed problems with getting legitimate mail placed in the spam bin.

      My experience with Hotmail was exactly the opposite: dozens of spam messages in my inbox per week, and if I set the spam setting on anything above the lowest I end up with legitimate e-mail going to the spam bin. Which, of course, means I have to look through the spam bin, which means I have to manually sort through the spam and non-spam, which means the spam bin is exactly worthless because that was what the spam filter was originally supposed to do for me.

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    15. Re:What a coincidence by OnlineAlias · · Score: 1

      You are going on and on about the spam filters. I have good spam filters at work. So what, just because it is GOOD doesn't make them brilliant and it doesn't mean everything the company does is brilliant. Like I said (and got modded down for), most things Google does is GOOD, not brilliant. And yet, they claim to have all of these brilliant people around doing all this brilliant stuff.

      Most everything that everyone takes as brilliant from Google got invented by Larry and Sergey or their close circle right at the beginning. As far as I am concerned, the neo-brilliance has turned out very little considering the bazillions that they get paid...

    16. Re:What a coincidence by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Compared to the status quo, it takes brilliance to achieve consistency at being good.

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  6. uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    an engineer told the VP that? #googleisbackwards

  7. ok.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Googlego

  8. Exactly by __aakdpj1217 · · Score: 0

    Lets not be another Monopolysoft

  9. Excuses Excuses by sonnejw0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like someone's upset that they didn't get hired by Google... made up a story about being "too Google for Google". Now they can feel like a secret agent for Google while they work tech support for Dell.

    1. Re:Excuses Excuses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you live in SF you get to know a lot of Google people.

      Generally they meet the typical CS reputation for being socially clueless: I've had dates and friends recount going out w/Google employees, and almost all the stories can be summarized as the guy being a big spender with no taste (simply get whatever's expensive) and that faux-Asperger's lack of empathy and understanding that a lot of nerds have.

      More industry-specific, though, they have a reputation for being dicks to work with in collaboration (with outside firms).

      Oddly enough, in my seven years in Seattle I'd never heard similar things on either front concerning Microsoft employees. I might be wrong, but I think MS employees tend to be better integrated into the local community.

      (Never applied to Google myself, as I have no desire to deal with a protracted hiring process. At least one person did 19 interviews with Google for a single position and didn't get the job. Not worth it. Not to mention that they, apparently unwittingly, heavily bias the process to favor recent grad/PhD graduates rather than people who've been working in the field doing things other than research.)

    2. Re:Excuses Excuses by mrosgood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I might be wrong, but I think MS employees tend to be better integrated into the local community.

      I can't make a generalization of that scope.

      There's definitely been stages in the "maturity" of Microsoft. Early Microsoft was uber geek, for sure.

      Now, it's more like Boeing than Google, just a megacorp filled with corporate wage slaves.

  10. Huh? by rwv · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It sounds like by "not pursuing" top talent, Google is actively letting the top talent go wherever they want. I think if these guys applied for jobs at Google, they'd get hired.

    It comes down to economics. If you say "We've got to hire John Doe" then the price you're willing to pay for John Doe to join your staff goes way up. Whereas if John Doe applies and gets hired to traditional way... he's more inclined to expect a normal market driven salary.

    1. Re:Huh? by cowscows · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think that's definitely a big part of it. It's also convenient for a company to be able to point out to their curent employees that there are other competent people out there who could replace them, so keep your expectations in check.

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    2. Re:Huh? by bmearns · · Score: 1

      At the risk of not being cynical enough, it is conceivable (if unlikely) that being on top gives them the luxury of actually benefiting from competition. Having someone challenge you can be the push you need to kick it into high gear, especially if you're monstrous enough to not actually be in any real danger from the competition.

      Or maybe this VP just doesn't feel like dealing with the pressure of having more engineers under him*.

      * - That's what she said.

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    3. Re:Huh? by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Also, if these are "very Google" people, by which I assume they mean "big users and supporters of Google toolkits", and they are happy doing so AND BEING PAID BY SOMEONE ELSE, then why in the hell would Google feel the need to hire them? :)

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    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sales pitch is either annoyingly brillant or a boldface lie. What company would not want the best people working in the company?

      The annoyingly brillant part is the idea is so powerful the engineer believes it. Of course, Google has all the brainpower they need, since they have infinite diversity in infinity combinations....

      The boldface lie is every company wants to gain and maintain an edge. Einstein's smarter brother is looking for a job? No thank you, we already have a genius working here. If it is a lie, then the company has other things driving it. Perhaps the books are not quite so in the black. Perhaps Google needs to keep a certain profit level for shareholders--after all, by not hiring allows more profits in the short term.

    5. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yes, that sounds true. What management is not afraid about losing their talent to some other company? Why does Google spend so much time becoming the number one dream work environment? That reputation speaks for itself. A Google employee would be dumb to listen to such tactics. It's just that the generation X, Y, Z in the world are easily presuaded by those type of tactics. These generation of employees are no longer the ideal employee who is loyal and stays 30+ years until retirement age like the baby boomers once did. Even late baby boomers are not so loyal to companies. How many high profile "jumping of ships" has made it in the news? That certainity doesn't make me feel like I have to be loyal to my company is that kind of regard. My point, no matter what is said, recent generations have more needs for job satisfaction and no sense loyality like the older generations.

    6. Re:Huh? by Interoperable · · Score: 1

      It's also cheaper for Google if someone else is paying these guys. What they're saying is that they can indirectly benefit from the output of software engineers who don't necessarily work for them. If that's the case, why wouldn't they let someone else pay for them? If they specifically need the talents provided by these engineers they certainly would hire them, but they clearly feel that it may not be cost effective to try to vacuum up all available talent indiscriminately.

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    7. Re:Huh? by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Precisely, and furthermore, it's a plain old hiring rule that people who are willing to be 'headhunted' *to* you are just as likely to let themselves be headhunted *from* you the moment they get a still better offer; by poaching, you're specifically selecting for that type of personality that is essentially a 'salary whore', and likely to not stay with you long enough to be worth your while. Loyalty is not a totally dead concept, in spite of popular opinion these days - employers value knowing that you're likely to remain 'invested' with them for a reasonable length of time (especially as most tech people take weeks to months to reach the point where they've generated enough value for the employer to break even on the investment in them).

      Put simply, employers hate job-hoppers, and poaching selects for job-hoppers.

    8. Re:Huh? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It's not so much economics. There are certain things you can't buy: loyalty, desire, and the will to work on something unattractive.

      You can offer the best and brightest the moon and more, but if they can't muster up the give-a-damn, they'll be going somewhere else sooner than later, along with knowledge and experience they will be able to apply elsewhere - against you.

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  11. Now I feel so much better... by pedantic+bore · · Score: 1

    ... that they didn't offer me a job.

    But I would have been even happier to have gotten the stock options and work elsewhere. If it made things better for Google, a few stock options would seem like a reasonable form of recognition.

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  12. black hole? nahh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, so long as they continue producing and improving upon products that are available for my use, I'd consider that as light escaping/NOT black hole behaviour.

    1. Re:black hole? nahh by el3mentary · · Score: 1

      Hello, Hawking Radiation

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    2. Re:black hole? nahh by Grishnakh · · Score: 1, Troll

      Yep, Microsoft Research is the real black hole in the industry. They have tons of supposedly brilliant people, and the only thing they can make is the total joke that is SongSmith.

    3. Re:black hole? nahh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're completely ignoring the awesomeness that is Photosynth.

  13. puhlease indeed by sneakyimp · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What a self-congratulatory, onanistic piece of gloat that is!

    What the engineer was really saying was "please don't hire someone to be my boss".

    1. Re:puhlease indeed by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      What a self-congratulatory, onanistic piece of gloat that is!

      Yeah. It may be a true story, but telling it in public makes him sound like a dick.

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  14. The biggest problem with Black Holes of Brilliance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The smart guys in the parking lot get killed off by all the super-intelligent hawking radiation and your black hole evaporates.

  15. Good to know by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 4, Funny

    Programmers rejected by Google can now tell their friends: "I didn't get the job. I must be too good for them."

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    "In prison you just have to shut your eyes and take it. Here you have to shut your eyes and give it."
  16. Job Security by jmyers · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "But [the engineer] stopped me and said: 'These people are actually important to have outside of Google..."

    It sounds to me like this guy is trying to protect his job. "Uh.. don't hire him, we need him outside of Google..yeah that's the ticket". I read between the lines that this guy doesn't want anyone smarter than he is too close to his job.

    1. Re:Job Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read it the exact same way. I've met plenty of other engineers who care far more for their own job security than for the good of the company. Can't say I blame them in most cases as the company usually cares far more about their stock price than the good of their employees.

  17. Academia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consider that much of that talent is in academia where it is doing the most for Google -> Training the next generation.

  18. This sounds like astroturfing... by Vyse+of+Arcadia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ..but he's got a point. It really is better if a lot of these brilliant people go to work for other companies or, better yet, form their own.

    Think of it this way: Would you want EA/Microsoft/Nintendo/whatever to have all of the best gaming talent?

    1. Re:This sounds like astroturfing... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Pokémon engineers... gotta catch ’em all!

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    2. Re:This sounds like astroturfing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, people may simply get bored out of their minds. I mean, there are several hundred projects Google works on. But the flagship projects, only a few people really have the leadership and decision making powers on it. Why have all these brilliant people working one few key projects that already has someone good on it? I know I have moved onto other companies where I was given more influence in the decision making process. Geeks/Dorks/Executives all want what? Power, Control, and/or Influence. Simply carrying out orders get old very quickly no more how cool/smart/charming the leader who gave that order may be.

    3. Re:This sounds like astroturfing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Nintendo did have all the best gaming talent... or at least a few talented engineers... maybe the Wii's online experience wouldn't suck as much as it does.

    4. Re:This sounds like astroturfing... by Gryle · · Score: 1

      Hell, I'd settle for EA to have talent.

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  19. It's Become a Theological Dilemma by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week....

    Google has become so awesome that even the best and brightest aren't good enough to work there. The Google campus is vacant and empty, everyone gone home after being let go for failing to be awesome enough. And yet, money magically keeps rolling in ... to whom though? Nobody.

    This was apparent in the latest recruitment meeting at my alma mater where a Google server was given 30 minutes to recruit an auditorium full of computer science majors. Well, the Microsoft, HP, Oracle, etc reps gave long speeches and only gave the Google server five minutes to give its speech. It rolled down one end of the stage and leaned over the crowd, silent. It rolled down the other end of the stage and leaned over the crowd, silent. It spent the next few minutes in a monolithic standstill while the whole room waited on bated breath, edge of their seats, dying to know what awesome numbers were being computed and crunched inside the career giver.

    The server turned around and shot a laser out at the curtain behind it ... burning in binary these words, "I scanned everyone's DNA in this room and decided it was not worth my time as only 0.1483 of you are worthy of working for Google."

    Let me tell you, I have never seen a recruitment booth so full of applicants.

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    My work here is dung.
    1. Re:It's Become a Theological Dilemma by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Obligatory Google is awesome thread of the week....

      Google has become so awesome that even the best and brightest aren't good enough to work there. The Google campus is vacant and empty, everyone gone home after being let go for failing to be awesome enough. And yet, money magically keeps rolling in ... to whom though? Nobody.

      This was apparent in the latest recruitment meeting at my alma mater where a Google server was given 30 minutes to recruit an auditorium full of computer science majors. Well, the Microsoft, HP, Oracle, etc reps gave long speeches and only gave the Google server five minutes to give its speech. It rolled down one end of the stage and leaned over the crowd, silent. It rolled down the other end of the stage and leaned over the crowd, silent. It spent the next few minutes in a monolithic standstill while the whole room waited on bated breath, edge of their seats, dying to know what awesome numbers were being computed and crunched inside the career giver.

      The server turned around and shot a laser out at the curtain behind it ... burning in binary these words, "I scanned everyone's DNA in this room and decided it was not worth my time as only 0.1483 of you are worthy of working for Google."

      Let me tell you, I have never seen a recruitment booth so full of applicants.

      In related news, Microsoft tried to duplicate what the Google server did in this recent episode. Here is what the last dying witness had written, in his own blood ....

      "Beware of the Blue Screen of Death"

      Video tape of the even shows the Microsoft server stalking back and forth across the stage, obviously scanning the audience with various colored lights. First green, then yellow then red. Finally the server started to speak in that creepy monotone computer generated voice, "I've scanned everyone in this room ...".

      That is when it happened, a bright blue light came filling the whole auditorium. The computer continued saying "... and found everyone here is qualified to work for Microsoft. We will seek to assimilate you" as the laser shot out, hitting everyone and killing them instantly.

      In one of the last frames of the video, you can make out the poor guy who left the message, behind the trashcan in the corner, just after the laser sliced his left arm and right leg, writing out his last message.

      "Beware of the Blue Screen of Death"

      --
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    2. Re:It's Become a Theological Dilemma by s2theg · · Score: 1

      More likely the engineer didn't want the competition from such bright minds. Spin spin spin.

    3. Re:It's Become a Theological Dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saying "burning in binary" is meaningless! What was the encoding??

  20. And with this statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Internet just got a little dumber. I want my 15 seconds back.

    1. Re:And with this statement by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      You're right! After reading your statement I feel some of my brain cells dying - maybe I can work at Google now!

  21. good grief by nomadic · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Pure arrogance. Like they could ever get even a majority of talent in their field. Google does almost nothing in a wide spectrum of cutting edge computer engineering. And plenty of people would rather have the prestige (and lighter schedule) you get in academia.

    1. Re:good grief by eggnoglatte · · Score: 1

      Lighter schedule? In academia? You are kidding, right?

    2. Re:good grief by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Lighter schedule? In academia? You are kidding, right?

      Nope. Once you get out of the grad student box you have more free time than the majority of employees in high-tech companies.

    3. Re:good grief by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Maybe recognition? http://xkcd.com/664/

  22. Maybe... by evil_aar0n · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe the uber-geek just didn't want the competition within his own group. Even geeks can be territorial.

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    Truth, Justice. Or the American Way.
    1. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think this is probably more on the mark than most of the other comments. When you start aggregating all the top talent in the one area, you're not going to be able to take full advantage of it. For example programmer X proposes scenario 1 and programmer y proposes scenario 2 - both are great programmers and both are great ideas - which one gets worked on and which one gets dumped? Both could have been great open source projects or great business ideas, but even google can only pursue so many things.

      This programmer may not have wanted to be the one who had his ideas usurped by another.

    2. Re:Maybe... by Foolicious · · Score: 1

      Even geeks can be territorial.

      Your use of the word "even" here is a strong indicator that you don't understand geeks.

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      Please don't use "umm" or "err" or "erm".
    3. Re:Maybe... by sorak · · Score: 1

      I once worked with a guy in a software engineering class. The professor gave us a project with a few requirements:

      A). Because half the students were CS majors who knew C++ and the other half were IT majors who knew VB, the professor reasoned that it would be best if the C++ people learned VB.net.
      B). Because Access databases are part of the standard VB course (and because this was more about methodology than programming), we would use an Access database.

      We had one student who worked in the field and was reasonably intelligent, but he was also the geek equivalent of a diva. He insisted that we do this in Java, because "it's just cleaner", and that we use XML instead of access, despite the requirement that the data files be encrypted and password protected, again, because XML is better than access. After every meeting deteriorated into an argument about why we can't do the project his way, we eventually decided to split it into three different subprojects, with him working on some back-end dll. When we were done, we noticed that for every bit of data storage performed on his end, he used XML, even after the professor explicitly stated no Java and no XML. (He wasn't anti-Java or Anti-Xml. It just wasn't the focus of the class).

      I'm sure some of you will have some choice words about why he couldn't follow requirements (and why we couldn't learn java), but the point was that geeks sometimes get this attitude that their way is the best, and only way anything should ever be done. I have heard some reasonably intelligent people make the argument that it's best to have only one geek on a project. Surround the one guy who's always right with five other guys who just want to get the job done and go home.

  23. Fun with faux-altruism by cmsjr · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am so impressed with Google's approach on this that I am immediately adopting it. From now on, anything personally advantageous that I don't do, well obviously, that was for the good of the geecosystem.

    Pardon me now, I have to go read some Ayn Rand.

  24. Good one ... parody? by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Good post.

    Is this a parody of some text that I don't recognize?

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    1. Re:Good one ... parody? by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stately, plump eldavojohn came down from the stairhead to his mom's basement, bearing a bowl of frito lays on which a slim jim and a twizzler lay crossed. A yellowed mooninites shirt, unwashed, was sustained gently behind him on the mild air duct gust. He sat down at his computer monitor and read the Slashdot response to his post:

      —Good post.

      Halted, he peered down the glowing LCD monitor and read further:

      —Is this a parody of some text that I don't recognize?

      Solemnly he leaned forward and set his fingers to the keyboard ...

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      My work here is dung.
    2. Re:Good one ... parody? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      It sounded like something that Asimov would have written.

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    3. Re:Good one ... parody? by RealErmine · · Score: 1

      a slim jim and a twizzler lay crossed

      Didn't anyone ever tell you not to cross the streams?

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      Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!
  25. Google Business by afortaleza · · Score: 1

    Is Google now in the business of trying to save the world ? "We're not hiring this guy for the good of the ecosystem", oh come on, this is ridiculous ! Who do they think they are ?

    1. Re:Google Business by dotwhynot · · Score: 1

      Is Google now in the business of trying to save the world ? "We're not hiring this guy for the good of the ecosystem", oh come on, this is ridiculous ! Who do they think they are ?

      It sounds to me they are doing it more for the good of the Google ecosystem. I think this is a very important part of his quote: "They're very Google people". Google actually need others out there contributing to building and innovating within their ecosystem. And this helps Google.

    2. Re:Google Business by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's a matter of who they think they are as much as who they know they aren't.

  26. He's right, and you know it by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People have accused Microsoft of stifling innovation by snapping up so many freshly minted PhD's for Microsoft Research. They get a lot of hate, some of which can be found on this Slashdot article.

    Google is wary of the these issues, as they are in the same position.

    So we have evidence of them recognizing this, and choosing to do the "not evil" thing, and yet, for all their consideration for the health of the industry, a bunch of envious whiners use it to accuse them of arrogance.

    1. Re:He's right, and you know it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if it is arrogance. There's nothing wrong with that. They've earned the right to be arrogant.

    2. Re:He's right, and you know it by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

    3. Re:He's right, and you know it by selven · · Score: 1

      you must be new here. they are a CORPORATION, amazingly greedy and working ONLY for their own self interests.

      What a sad, jaded perspective on modern commerce. That kind of thinking tends to be a self-fulfilling prophecy.

    4. Re:He's right, and you know it by Tarsir · · Score: 1

      What they're doing may or may not be good for the industry. And helping the ecosystem may or may not be Google's true intent. But there's no denying the incredible arrogance it takes to imply that the only reason all the top tech talent doesn't work at Google is because Google has magnanimously decided to share.

    5. Re:He's right, and you know it by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      So we have evidence of them recognizing this

      The singular of "absurdly dubious story" isn't "evidence."

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    6. Re:He's right, and you know it by steelfood · · Score: 1

      You can't please everybody

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      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
  27. Not Generosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rather, an over-concentration of "brilliant" types does not necessarily lead to better performance for the company. Enron, for example, was very focused on hiring the "best and brightest" but it stunted their company's culture and ultimately... well, we all know how that ended. Projects and companies really need a diverse set of individuals to work best: innovators, idea people, implementers, perfectionists, leaders, communicators, idealists, pragmatists, etc, etc. Too much of a concentration of any type tends to lead to problems. If Google simply filled itself with "brilliant" people they would probably all probably be self-absorbed in their own ideas and ego. There would be none of the support personalities necessary to really bring ideas to fruition.

    1. Re:Not Generosity by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I thought Enron failed because they intentionally shut down power plants during peak times, and this was found out. These decisions don't come from having a concentration of "best and brightest" people; they come from greedy executives at the top, namely Ken Lay.

    2. Re:Not Generosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2002/07/22/020722fa_fact

  28. Oh great, I wasn't hired ! by thrill12 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can only imagine the job interview you hoped for so long at Google:
    So erm, what do you think of me. I scored all the tests perfectly, I really would like to know if I am hired (so I can end my 2 year period of unemployment)

    (Google interviewer)Well, erm.., see we think Google needs the best of the best. And you are certainly just that. We want to hire you, because of your pure brilliance. We think you really fit the company and would offer you a contract right away. Except, ... we won't. You are simply too brilliant, and hiring you would mean hundreds of small companies could not reap the benefits of having you as an employee ! That's why we want you to go out there and help those other companies with your genius ! Yes, this is the best decision we ever made at Google: not hiring brilliant people because they would do so much better at other companies!

    So erm... this is a good thing - you not hiring me ? Wow thanks !...goes home...

    Hi honey, how did the job interview go ? Hope you were finally hired, we are shit out of cash !
    Oh, I got some really good news!
    (Yes ! He got the job, finally I can buy shit again !)
    I wasn't hired ! Isn't that great ? I can go on and be unemployed so other companies can hire my brilliant mind ! That's what the Google interviewers said to me, isn't that great ?
    Err... honey... why are you packing your suitcase and leaving me ? Don't you love this great news ? Honey.... ?

    Suffice to say, brilliant minds can also flourish at the basements of their parents...

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    1. Re:Oh great, I wasn't hired ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha! It's funny because women are only interested in buying things! So true!

    2. Re:Oh great, I wasn't hired ! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, women are interested in men that can provide for them, not men who live under bridges or in their parents' basements and are broke. A big goal of people who marry (esp. women who marry) is to raise a family, i.e. to have children. To raise a family and support it, you have to have money, not hopes and dreams. It doesn't require a giant amount of money; you don't need to be a CEO, for instance, but you do need to have a decent job to have a nice middle-class lifestyle, which many middle-class people want to have. Being broke isn't going to buy that lifestyle, and isn't going to help in raising your kids, unless you become a welfare leach. Honest people don't want to become welfare recipients who can't pull their own weight in society.

      So if a women leaves a man because he can't support his family, I don't see the problem. Part of being a real man is supporting your family, and if you can't do that, you're a failure and a waste of space, just like all those deadbeat dads out there who are either in jail or are fugitives from the child-support police. Criticizing women who ditch these losers just makes the situation worse, and glorifies deadbeats.

    3. Re:Oh great, I wasn't hired ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is so wrong it is borderline not funny anymore.

      You assume women think practically and logically. They do, but that means something entirely different from what "practically and logically" means to you. You will never understand them.

    4. Re:Oh great, I wasn't hired ! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      How is it wrong?

      No, it certainly doesn't apply to all women. There's a bunch of women out there, especially younger ones, who like to shack up with tattooed and pierced unemployed losers who sit at home all day playing video games while she goes to work and takes care of chores.

      But every time the subject of a man without a decent-paying job and a woman who leaves him because of this comes up, some jerk has to stick his head up and claim that such women are "greedy" or only interested in money, or some such crap. Any woman who leaves a man over money in that case (not because he's not rich, but because he's downright broke and can't support himself much less her, and is too lazy or stupid to fix this situation) is doing the absolute right thing, IMO. Unless she's willing to be like those aforementioned women who break their backs making all the money while also doing all the chores and childrearing (because unemployed men almost never do those things either) while her husband/boyfriend sits at home all day playing X-box, then she's doing the best thing for herself by ditching the loser and finding someone who can hold a decent job.

    5. Re:Oh great, I wasn't hired ! by neiras · · Score: 1

      No, women are interested in men that can provide for them, not men who live under bridges or in their parents' basements and are broke. A big goal of people who marry (esp. women who marry) is to raise a family, i.e. to have children... Part of being a real man is supporting your family, and if you can't do that, you're a failure and a waste of space, just like all those deadbeat dads out there who are either in jail or are fugitives from the child-support police. Criticizing women who ditch these losers just makes the situation worse, and glorifies deadbeats.

      Your viewpoint is pretty sad. You've bought into sexist gender roles in a big way (TARZAN MAKE MONEY FOR JANE OR TARZAN IS DEADBEAT!) Who knew that prime time TV was so effective at propagating "Demanding righteous family woman, dumb oaf cheatin' man with MONAYS" as the social norm...

      My wife and I made sure we were on the same page when we took the plunge. We agreed on an income floor that had to be achieved and sustained for a period of time before we even considered breeding.

      We also agreed that in the event of financial trouble after starting a family, we'd stick together and work it out. There's no expectation that one person be the "provider" while the other person plays "homemaker", and no advantage to splitting our limited resources. It's OUR family; when external forces fight us, we fight back TOGETHER.

      In practice, who knows how it would work out, but at least we've gone into things with our eyes open and good intentions. She's got my back and I've got hers.

      If you're married, it doesn't sound like you can say as much; too bad for you. If you're not, you're talking out of your ass.

    6. Re:Oh great, I wasn't hired ! by pwfffff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Face it, if a couple was happily married when they had money and the woman decides to leave when the man no longer has income, then the woman was married to the money the entire time anyways. Is the man not part of HER family? Should she not support HIM?

      Honest people don't mind becoming welfare recipients, because honest people don't mind paying their taxes to support those who've lost their jobs. Honest wives don't mind when their husband loses their job, because honest wives would expect their husband to stay with them if they were to become unemployed and know that they should do the same.

    7. Re:Oh great, I wasn't hired ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, yeah. Good point, I guess. They do tend to usually figure that out after it's too late.

    8. Re:Oh great, I wasn't hired ! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Don't be ridiculous. While households where women earn most of the money are more and more common, they still aren't the norm, and more importantly, healthy households like this have a husband who does something useful to contribute to the relationship: raises the kids, does the chores, etc. (basically a reversal of the traditional man-goes-to-work and woman-minds-the-house relationship). This is fine, but don't paint it to be the norm.

      What's more common, especially among the lower-income people, seems to be a woman who goes to work while some tattooed freak sits on the couch all day playing video games, doing nothing to really pull his own weight. I have some renters in one of my houses who are just like that.

      I have no problem with a man playing "Mr. Mom". There's no inherent reason why men should be working all day and women doing all the housework (after all, men are better suited for physical labor). I do have a problem with something that seems to be too common these days: a woman doing ALL the work (both at work and at home) with a man hanging around doing nothing. Or worse, someone complaining about women leaving men like this, as seems to be common here on Slashdot.

    9. Re:Oh great, I wasn't hired ! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Honest people don't mind becoming welfare recipients, because honest people don't mind paying their taxes to support those who've lost their jobs.

      Welfare isn't for people who lost their jobs, it's for people who never had jobs. You can't get welfare when you lose your job; there's a multi-year waiting list to get Section 8 housing, for instance. If you haven't found a new job in a year or so, there's something wrong with you. And if you have welfare and get a job (which isn't under-the-table), then you lose your welfare, so people on welfare make sure to never get jobs unless they pay in cash.

      People who lose their jobs have something called "unemployment insurance", which is entirely different from welfare.

    10. Re:Oh great, I wasn't hired ! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      That wasn’t the situation that was originally described.

      If a guy is unemployed by no fault of his own, is legitimately seeking a job, and his wife leaves him because he’s poor, then yeah... she’s a bitch.

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    11. Re:Oh great, I wasn't hired ! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The original post was obviously pretty tongue-in-cheek.

      Yes, if the woman leaves the man because he's all of a sudden unemployed, then she's certainly a bitch. But if this is a longtime trend with him, not just a temporary setback, then it's perfectly reasonable for her to find better prospects. There's a lot of people who seem to be perpetually unemployed, and always claiming they're looking for something, but somehow never find anything, which is convenient because it means they can stay at home and watch TV all day. And of course, getting some low-paying job somehow isn't an option. They'd rather watch TV and sponge off the spouse/partner rather than work at McDonald's and bring in a real paycheck.

    12. Re:Oh great, I wasn't hired ! by SpectrumDT · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that the various debaters in this thread are talking about completely different things. At what point did the hypothetical man in the example switch from "too brilliant to work for Google" to "tattooed and pierced unemployed loser"?

      (On a side note, am I the only one who finds the prejudice against tattoos and piercings offensive?)

      Apparently, by now the two sides of the debate are this:

      1. It is wrong for a woman to leave a talented, dedicated husband who goes to a job interview and does not get this particular job.
      2. It is OK for a woman to leave a lazy husband who does not want to work.

      From my POV these two positions are not mutually exclusive at all. So what exactly are we fighting over?

    13. Re:Oh great, I wasn't hired ! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I have no idea, but I’m having way too much fun to stop now!

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
  29. They shoudl fund them by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seriously, Google SHOULD consider the idea of funding a number of these folks in small start-ups to force competition. Basically, HONEST competition is GREAT for the industry and for Google. The problem comes in when you have a monopoly that uses their weight and money to buy out established competitors and try hard to create a small oligolopoly, or an illegal monopoly (typically tied to a set of closed products like an OS and a office suite).

    In fact, if GM REALLY wanted to excel, they would break themselves up, and have the divisions compete. The problem with the situation for GM, Chrysler and Ford was that it was too few CEO's and worse, they were incestuous (had to come up through the industry). Heck, rather than sell volvo, saturn, and hummer to China, they would be better off rolling them into one company, giving them a CEO from outside of the industry, and then allowing them to compete against others, esp GM itself. It will mean that the company would have to shrink, but, within 4 years they would be ready for IPO, or would be bankrupt.

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    1. Re:They shoudl fund them by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Heck, rather than sell volvo, saturn, and hummer to China,

      Last I heard, they decided to shut down Saturn altogether because no buyer was interested in it. Hummer is probably the same way; those things aren't exactly selling well these days. Rolling these failing divisions into a separate company isn't going to help anything. GM had way too many divisions producing way too many different designs that simply didn't sell, and with today's auto market, aren't going to sell no matter who you put in charge. When you have a fundamental problem of oversupply, the answer isn't creating more competition, it's shutting down the excess production. There's plenty of other car companies out there anyway; it's not like there's some kind of shortage.

    2. Re:They shoudl fund them by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Hummers still seem to be pretty popular around here, but maybe that's just because they've reached the price point where it's no longer cheaper to simply buy a crappy sedan and paint 'I'M A GIANT DOUCHEBAG' on the side.

    3. Re:They shoudl fund them by Chryana · · Score: 1

      In fact, if GM REALLY wanted to excel, they would break themselves up, and have the divisions compete. The problem with the situation for GM, Chrysler and Ford was that it was too few CEO's and worse, they were incestuous (had to come up through the industry). Heck, rather than sell volvo, saturn, and hummer to China, they would be better off rolling them into one company, giving them a CEO from outside of the industry, and then allowing them to compete against others, esp GM itself. It will mean that the company would have to shrink, but, within 4 years they would be ready for IPO, or would be bankrupt.

      I seriously doubt this would work... Have a look at this comic which illustrates my point.

    4. Re:They shoudl fund them by khchung · · Score: 1

      In fact, if GM REALLY wanted to excel, they would break themselves up, and have the divisions compete.

      Yeah, IBM tried this wonderful idea a couple decades ago and it almost killed the company.

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    5. Re:They shoudl fund them by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Heck, rather than sell volvo, saturn, and hummer to China, they would be better off rolling them into one company, giving them a CEO from outside of the industry, and then allowing them to compete against others, esp GM itself.

      That's almost exactly what Saturn was meant to be from the beginning. It's only in the past few years, after decades of not turning a profit, that it's been brought more in-line with other divisions, and despite their best efforts, the brand still couldn't climb out of the hole...

      That's not to say there isn't some good stuff there. External transmission filters that are changed as easily as oil filters is a long overdue idea that sadly still hasn't spread to other cars. Plastic fenders and door panels are also pretty ingenious, at least for areas where corrosion is an issue, and the added insulation may be helpful as well, though it has it's drawbacks as well. The much easier workspace is similarly an innovation that other companies should seriously investigate integrating into their own designs.

      Still, these things weren't enough to make Saturn profitable, and your scheme is just bread from ignorance.

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    6. Re:They shoudl fund them by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Still, these things weren't enough to make Saturn profitable, and your scheme is just bread from ignorance.
      No, it was not. Saturn started off with a LOT less than what they have NOW. Add in Hummer (even the H3 has a number of innovations that makes nice for offroad; though most of the real IP will likely remain with AMGen), and Volvo (heavy IP in safety), and a GOOD ceo COULD turn it around. Combine these together, and it will be hard. HOWEVER, the also COMPLEMENT each other. Bringing Saturn back into the GM really helped nothing. Why? Because Saturn cars were similar.
      What I can tell you is that if they bring another person in from the automotive industry to run, they would be slitting their throat. Far better to bring in somebody from outside that prefers engineers over accounts, but KNOWS that costs must be contained. At the least, it must be contained in the first year or more.

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    7. Re:They shoudl fund them by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Actually, I worked there in early 90 (for watson). And that was not what did the company in. It was the change that was coming in the industry and IBM fighting against it. They wanted their high profits in the same area as PCs. It did not work that way.

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  30. Technically, the hard part is done. by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Google doesn't need that many more smart technical people. What they could use some people who could figure out something other than ads that people would actually pay for. Their track record in actual products is awful. The overpriced "Google Search Appliance" isn't doing well. They do corporate hosted mailboxes, but that's Postini, which they bought.

    Google is really an ad agency. That's where the money comes from.

    1. Re:Technically, the hard part is done. by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't even say ad agency, so much as "newspaper or tv channel" - after all, you're buying ads for google searches, not just ads from google (although they do advertise on other sites, too). The products don't have to be particularly good, just shiny and new enough that people continue using google, rather than go to another service (like Bing). As long as they keep innovating and creating new things (nobody ever said they had to be any good), people will continue to go there, which drives ad revenue.

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    2. Re:Technically, the hard part is done. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Google is really an ad agency. That's where the money comes from.

      100% spot on! so many people can't see this. they are blinded by shiny things.

      google is a new age ADVERTISING COMPANY. ie, doubleclick. didn't we hate DC a few years ago? don't we hate ad banners and crap like that?

      google's ONLY real product is selling eyeballs to advertisers. all else is just window dressing.

      while everyone in the world seems to want to work for google, I don't. I don't want to empower MORE advertising on the internet! (seriously)

      last time I checked google's MAIN product (search) they had exactly the same results from bing or yahoo. their differentiation is now gone, completely.

      google will fade away and downsize. massively. its not IF but WHEN. been there long enough in the valley to see this a few times over. you watch.

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    3. Re:Technically, the hard part is done. by samkass · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. Google AdSense is a way to add ads to any web page, and Google makes a lot of profit on those things. If the search engine were to suddenly disappear tomorrow, Google would be seriously hurting, but they'd still be selling a lot of ads.

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    4. Re:Technically, the hard part is done. by BuR4N · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They need smart people more then ever, but maybe not CS majors....

      If I where to run that big company, with 99% of their income from one product (adwords et al), I would hire all the smart people in the world to figure out how to diversify myself successfully (No, google apps & Sketchup Pro wont save them).

      You might say the same thing about other companies, like Microsoft, but its far far easier for customers to flee an advertising model en masse , than over night switch their IT infrastructure.

      Considering that adwords becomes more expensive and more crowded by the day, Google needs to do something ...

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    5. Re:Technically, the hard part is done. by pz · · Score: 1

      Google doesn't need that many more smart technical people. What they could use some people who could figure out something other than ads that people would actually pay for. Their track record in actual products is awful. The overpriced "Google Search Appliance" isn't doing well.
      They do corporate hosted mailboxes, but that's Postini, which they bought.

      Google is really an ad agency. That's where the money comes from.

      Google still needs smart people. They have competition, and often serious, heavy-weight competition, on every front. If they were to stagnate, as you suggest, they would die.

      But why are you judging a service company by actual, by which you seem to mean physical, products, when they have class-defining services like Google Search, GMail, Google Scholar, Google Maps, etc., and not-quite-as-good-but-still-respectable services like Google Voice, Google Docs, Google Checkout, etc.? Saying that they're an also-ran in products is being nearsighted. And if by products you mean something that you must pay for to acquire, you've been missing the new business model. Google Chrome and Picassa being but two very-good-to-excellent products that are provided for free, and without advertising support.

      So, while Google makes its money mostly from advertising, yes, saying that they have a bad track record on products doesn't seem quite clear headed.

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    6. Re:Technically, the hard part is done. by Animats · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. Google AdSense is a way to add ads to any web page, and Google makes a lot of profit on those things. If the search engine were to suddenly disappear tomorrow, Google would be seriously hurting, but they'd still be selling a lot of ads.

      If you buy Google search ads, Google tries hard to also sell you ads on other pages. Those are far less valuable than search ads. Search ads appear when a user is actively looking for something, the best time to present an ad. Ads on other pages are just annoyances upon which someone might click, and probably won't buy from.

    7. Re:Technically, the hard part is done. by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      Um, I disagree. First, that Postini bit is a red herring: it doesn't matter whose email app it *WAS*, it's Google's now. By your reasoning Cisco, Microsoft and IBM aren't anything special, either.

      Second, a rather disturbing (from a security perspective) proportion of big orgs and companies have been advised by Gartner/Forrester/In-flight magazines toward seriously looking at corporate gmail (gmail premium, $50-58 per user per year). Given the push I'm seeing and per-enterprise costs for messaging and workflow and mobile data and calendaring and contact management and spam, I (unenthusiastically) see it becoming far bigger for Google than clicks and ads in the next 2 years.

      To a lesser degree, this'll happen with Google's other online apps-as-service or cloud applications. The stuff in Picasa is disruptive to Adobe photoshop, the apps are disruptive to Office and Adobe pdf-type functions, etc.

      So far, there's a struggle to make money off video content delivery, news aggregation, forums and blogs, etc. But 1 year before the itunes store, music was widely seen as 'impossible to monetize online'.

      Google is a bandwidth and eyeballs company. And they currently control *ALL* the freakin' eyeballs some of the time, with more apps for monetizing the 'cloud' buzzword soup than anyone else.

    8. Re:Technically, the hard part is done. by Dinjay · · Score: 1

      google will fade away and downsize. massively. its not IF but WHEN. been there long enough in the valley to see this a few times over. you watch.

      But that statement is almost necessarily true - given enough time, every company, country, empire, plant will fade way. Or are you implying that this will happen in the next 10 years or less? It's hard to see how that would happen.

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    9. Re:Technically, the hard part is done. by mahadiga · · Score: 1

      I think need people who can develop http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disruptive_technologies

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  31. remix for google. by stimpleton · · Score: 1

    A remix of this video could include the line in the chorus "I'm too sexy for google"?

    The original was released in 1991, well before Google became so pervassive.

    It is time.

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    1. Re:remix for google. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      never realized how gay that song was before now.. lol wow

  32. Did anybody else think of Asimov? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    This vaguely reminded me of the Foundation series... all of the knowledge and brainpower ends up concentrated in one small movement while the rest of humanity is left to their superstition and pseudo-science.

    Okay, maybe it’s a stretch, but it’s still an interesting comparison.

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  33. Brave New World by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Reminds of the experiement in Aldous Huxley's Brave New World where they put a whole bunch of Alphas together and it was a disaster. I guess every organization needs some betas and epsilons.

    1. Re:Brave New World by topcoder · · Score: 1

      I would very gladly be an epsilon, where do i sign?

    2. Re:Brave New World by selven · · Score: 1

      Pen up your nose for 10-15 minutes works great.

    3. Re:Brave New World by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2, Informative
  34. Misleading headline (as usual) by Salamander · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At first I thought this sounded like the very definition of hubris on Google's part, but then I read TFA. Nobody really said anything about leaving the rest of the industry starved for talent. All they said is that a particular group of engineers were more useful to Google where they were than they would be if brought in. It's actually not an uncommon situation, as having talented and like-minded people at other companies can be great for forming partnerships and communities. If everybody working on XYZ was at Google, two problems could occur: groupthink inside, and antipathy outside. A more Machiavellian engineer might even have suggested sending current Google employees to evangelize and facilitate partnerships elsewhere. Recognizing that a like-minded person elsewhere can be more valuable than a hire seems rather insightful to me.

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    1. Re:Misleading headline (as usual) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A more Machiavellian engineer might even have suggested sending current Google employees to evangelize and facilitate partnerships elsewhere.

      This isn't too far fetched. An acquaintance of mine was recently laid off by Google and she had the impression that this was because Google wanted to spread their business culture out amongst the local ad agencies. I thought it was insane to expect your disgruntled ex-employees to be evangelists, but some people have crazy ideas that work.

  35. Cool, now I have a chance! by CXI · · Score: 1

    Awesome! I'm completely mediocre and therefore perfect for Google to hire. I mean, you can't let the rest of the world have all the average people can you? It wouldn't be balanced. Google needs me!

  36. The Evangelist On Your Doorstep by westlake · · Score: 5, Funny

    I pointed out a handful of people that.. we should hire,' said Horowitz. 'The engineer stopped me and said: "These people are important to have outside of Google. They're very Google people that have the right philosophies around these things, and it's important that we not hire these guys. It's better for the ecosystem to have an honest industry, as opposed to aggregating all this talent at Google."'"

    The last time I read dialog this moralistic and improbable was in a Watchtower tract from the Seventh Day Adventists.

    1. Re:The Evangelist On Your Doorstep by BForrester · · Score: 1

      The last time I read dialog this moralistic and improbable was in a Watchtower tract from the Jehovah's Witnesses.

      Not that the error detracts from the humour of your statement -- but fixed that for ya.

    2. Re:The Evangelist On Your Doorstep by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I know what you're thinking, punk. Did I hire six developers, or only five? Tell me, punk, do you feel evil?

    3. Re:The Evangelist On Your Doorstep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those tracts come from the Jehovah's Witnesses.

    4. Re:The Evangelist On Your Doorstep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Watchtower tract is published by the Jehovah's Witnesses.

    5. Re:The Evangelist On Your Doorstep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last time I read dialog this moralistic and improbable was in a Watchtower tract from the Seventh Day Adventists.

      umm, the WatchTower is a Jehovah's Witness publication, not SDA. /me always get nervous when he says 'Jehovah'...

    6. Re:The Evangelist On Your Doorstep by segwonk · · Score: 1

      Minor point of correction: A Watchtower pamphlet would have come from a Jehova's Witness, not a Seventh Day Adventist.

      Although -- as I know from my own upbringing -- an SDA pamphlet would usually be no less sanctimonious.
      They really do get off on their own self-satisfied perfection.

      - JW

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  37. Code Talk by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    That's PHB-speak for "if we hire too many smarties, then nobody wants to do the real grunt work."

    1. Re:Code Talk by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Right. An organization needs more Indians than Chiefs.

    2. Re:Code Talk by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

      Right. An organization needs more Indians than Chiefs.

      Is Google Outsourcing?!?!

    3. Re:Code Talk by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      To Chieflandia?

  38. Resume by codeonezero · · Score: 5, Funny
    Qualifications:

    Rejected by Google.

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  39. not everyone lusts for g00gl3 by forgottenusername · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are lots of smart people who aren't interested in what Google is currently doing. The pay, benefits etc might be great, but for most people it's not necessarily how they want to spend their days. It can be a lot more fun being on the ground floor of a dynamic startup doing stuff you believe in with a small group of smart people than being a cog in a giant wheel. Even if it is a pretty special wheel with a much larger degree of autonomy.

    I do believe overall google to date has been a driving force for useful, usually practical innovation - especially in the datacenter sphere. So while I'm not a fan boy, I think it's the best search engine to date, and google maps is quite useful. Their real struggle is to stay ahead of said startup (or hope they can buy them, which has its own difficulties).

  40. Google's friend zone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being rejected by google is better than nothing

  41. Translating Googlese by w0mprat · · Score: 2, Funny

    These people are actually important to have outside of Google. They're very Google people that have the right philosophies around these things, and it's important that we not hire these guys. It's better for the ecosystem to have an honest industry, as opposed to aggregating all this talent at Google.

    "We are finding them too difficult to control" is how I read this. I suspect they are basically saying Google doesn't want too many ultra smart individuals that care way too much about Google, because they reach a critical mass that becomes difficult for upper managment (with it's lesser prerequisite of brilliance) to control. Lets face it, stupid staff are obedient, and if not easy to fire. Simple but in this case having far more brains-on-a-stick at far too higher density is a liability. I've often said managers are uncomfortable hiring people significantly smarter than they are, but a whole seething hive of the industries top brains probably makes them wake up in the night and scream.

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    1. Re:Translating Googlese by genner · · Score: 1

      a whole seething hive of the industries top brains probably makes them wake up in the night and scream.

      Huh, so that's why I keep doing that.

  42. movie plot? by Eil · · Score: 1

    'But [the engineer] stopped me and said: "These people are actually important to have outside of Google. They're very Google people that have the right philosophies around these things, and it's important that we not hire these guys. It's better for the ecosystem to have an honest industry, as opposed to aggregating all this talent at Google."'

    Translation: "They already work for us. *wink wink*"

  43. Warning! Warning! by camperdave · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey! Who gave the English major a Slashdot account? We already have grammar nazis. We already have people making car analogies. We already have legions of frist psots, in soviet russias, and overlord welcoming posters willing to fix that for ya. We don't need literati here, filling the threads with... entertaining prose.

    Hmmm...

    Welcome to Slashdot, Friend!

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    1. Re:Warning! Warning! by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

      We already have grammar nazis. We already have people making car analogies. We already have legions of frist psots, in soviet russias, and overlord welcoming posters willing to fix that for ya.

      you must not be new here.

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    2. Re:Warning! Warning! by selven · · Score: 1

      Want some slightly less high quality prose?

      The head of the Galactic
      Confederation (76 planets around
      larger stars visible from here)
      (founded 95,000,000 yrs ago, very space opera)
      solved overpopulation (250 billion
      or so per planet -- 178 billion on
      average) by mass implanting.
      He caused people to be brought to
      Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H Bomb
      on the principal volcanoes (Incident 2)
      and then the Pacific area ones
      were taken in boxes to Hawaii
      and the Atlantic Area ones to
      Las Palmas and there "packaged."
      His name was Xenu. He used
      renegades. Various misleading
      data by means of circuits etc.
      was placed in the implants.
      When through with his crime Loyal Officers
      (to the people) captured him
      after 6 years of battle
      and put him in an electronic
      mountain trap where he still
      is. "They" are gone. The place (Confed.)
      has since been a desert.

    3. Re:Warning! Warning! by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      No offense, but that's some pretty crappy writing. Amateur at best. I haven't read anything so juvenile and full of cliche since "Battlefield Earth".

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    4. Re:Warning! Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I quick comparison of UIDs tells me you don't understand the meaning of the word 'Welcome'. Maybe the English major could help you with that, too.

    5. Re:Warning! Warning! by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new UID overlords.

      Now get off my lawn, all you whippersnappers.

      (P.S. I rather enjoyed the nice prose, stately eldavojohn of the flickering blue basement. Thanks.)

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    6. Re:Warning! Warning! by zig007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's from Ulysses... That James Joyce fellow sure could write, couldn't he? "Lay crossed"..proper, that is. Stately, even. :-) Reading that I felt a sting of sorrow, as it so seldom happens that today's writers use language as anything else than as a data transfer mechanism. Language can convey so much more than the just the data it contains.

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    7. Re:Warning! Warning! by lennier · · Score: 1

      It's Joyce? I thought it was Dan Brown!

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  44. Heh by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Made me chuckle. Damn the "Offtopic" naysayers -- keep the humor coming!

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  45. Sexist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... who says it's a woman ? Could just as well have been a gay couple.

    1. Re:Sexist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think its obvious the OP was referring to a heterosexual couple. I also think you're a stupid sheep following the popular crowd.

  46. ahh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so THAT'S why all my applications go unanswered!! I feel better now.

  47. No, it's corporate propaganda. by NoYob · · Score: 1
    I don't believe them.

    We have a VP putting this statement and we're supposed to take at face value? It sounds like propaganda to me.

    This is corporate America, a corporation listed on the stock market who has a fiduciary responsibility to their stockholders. Profit comes first. Google is on top of their game right now, well sort of, there's all the Chinese stuff going on, and they can afford to be oh so generous; if in fact, they are actually doing what they say. Speaking of the Chinese and Google isn't it funny that when their revenues are threatened, they bend over in a heartbeat?

    This whole thing stinks of BS to me.

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  48. In their place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In their place Google can hire the less gifted under affirmative action.

  49. Sounds Like BS by frankxcid · · Score: 1

    This statement is just silly to make people who like feeling good, feel good. However, it has nothing to do with reality. People are hired to do a job. If there is work to be done, a person is hired, no work means no need to hire. It is as simple as that. Granted that it is possible to hire someone so that a specific person is not available to the competition, but this is limiting as a person with no work to do will start hating their job. So what google is saying is that it is purposely leaving things undone because of their ideal of what? Not hiring unemployed people? Keeping people out? I bet they have all the people they need so they decided to say something so off the wall the bs meter is off the charts.

  50. Corporate Double Talk by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    Ha Ha Ha, Yeah, Right! Let me translate this for you. It can mean one of two things:

    1) They don't hire overqualified people when they can hire cheaper people just good enough to get the job done. Just like every other company out there.

    2) Please, for the love of god, make the horde of unqualified geeks that bury us repeatedly under endless copies of their resumes even though we have rejected them countless times already stop. Let's try psychology... here.. we don't hire you b/c you are too qualified. Now go brag about that and stop trying! There... now how to get the stench of a million mothers' basements out of our mailroom....

  51. Masterminds by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

    I read this differently than /. ... I don't think they are arrogant. Nor are they being generous to the IT world. The second one is closer but... I picture it more like this.

    "Excellent~~ peons work WORK! All you are doing is further building my Empire. When you ripen we shall pluck you harvest you and enjoy your labour fully. MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!"

    Seriously, anything beneficial to the tech world is good for google. More computers, more screens, more eyes on them, more integration. All good for Google. And if you think of it that way you can still be negative towards Google for doing something that is probably good for the IT sector generally.

    Note: I imagine it would look like this

  52. When asked... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    ...for the names the people they had decided not to hire, Horowitz replied, "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."

  53. looking at it wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you guys are looking at this the wrong way..I think what they are saying is that, while it would be quite nice to have all of the top notch people working for them, it would be selfish. It would be selfish for them to hoard everyone and have them developing for google instead of working on other equally or even more important things. I could be wrong, but thats how I read it

  54. Diplomacy by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    World keeps advancing. Now there is another diplomatic way to say "you are not good enough for us". They deserve a Nobel Peace prize for this, who knows how many wars will be avoided if politics start using it.

  55. Oh for fucks sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    >It's better for the ecosystem to have an honest industry, as opposed to aggregating all this talent at Google.

    Get over yourself. This kind of thinking will kill the company, although who cares?

    If Google close tomorrow, I'll move to another search provider. Ebay or Amazon? Now, then I'd be in trouble.

  56. Me thinks he doth by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    astroturf too much.
    "See how we act? There's no need to investigate us for market dominance!"

  57. Srsly by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

    What's next, Google Breeder? Google computers decide who you're allowed to reproduce with, in order to best enrich the ecosystem of minds?

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    1. Re:Srsly by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Smart people, breeding?

      Where do I sign up...

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    2. Re:Srsly by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't complain. It's better than nothing.
      I, for one, welcome my reproductive-mate assigning overlord.

      Please hurry.

      I'll be right here waiting...

      In my basement.

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  58. Ego aggregator by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    You have to ask, just how many bloated egos can one organization sustain? There's probably enough there already subject to easy bruising. And those egos need some drones to actually do the work...

  59. Google's not the only one... by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's another company that has consistently been "nice" to the industry, refusing to do evil and in general being a stand-up, wonderful bunch of guys: Red Hat. I honestly think that there isn't a more decent company around than Red Hat. They fund a significant percentage of the kernel, driver, and UI development for the entire Linux world. Some of the very best and most productive developers behind the Linux kernel, GCC, and too many other projects to mention are employed at Red Hat!

    And to this day, they have yet to throw a single shenanigan around releasing source RPMs. Google's shine is bright, but has a few smudges. Red Hat, on the other hand, is squeaky clean.

    PS: No, I don't work for them, I'm just a very satisfied customer!

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    1. Re:Google's not the only one... by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1

      What about that mess with Centos and refusing to let them acknowledge that they're based off of Red Hat's distro? Statements of fact such as those shouldn't fall under trademark law, but they bullied them anyway. They sure don't sound like angels to me.

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    2. Re:Google's not the only one... by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unfortunately, you have to be very, very careful with trademarks. Once it's gone, it's gone.

      Red Hat was *forced* by law, in order to protect shareholder interests, to preserve its trademark. I don't begrudge them this, because in every other way, they've been just wonderful.

      But go ahead and put this idea to the test! Make your own search engine! Make it a wrapper for google searches, call it "Gaggle". Be up front about the fact that you are doing Google searches, and see just how long it takes for Google's legal department to get in touch with you. Because it's the law, and they *have to* in order to preserve their brand name.

      That's why Apple Computer's had such a hard time (legally) getting into the music business, because of Apple Records! Feel free to search to see just how much trouble Apple has had dealing with this little technicality...

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    3. Re:Google's not the only one... by syousef · · Score: 1

      PS: No, I don't work for them, I'm just a very satisfied customer!

      So who are you sleeping with that's working for them???

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    4. Re:Google's not the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of that probably has to do with relative size and visibility. You can bet that if Red Hat were as large, profitable, and most importantly, visible as Google, plenty of dirty laundry would be brought to light.

      Actually, considering how big and popular Google is, I'm surprised that they haven't had more attacks (whether valid or not) on their public image.

    5. Re:Google's not the only one... by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

      I agree RedHat is a very nice company that has made very good contributions to Linux and free software.

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    6. Re:Google's not the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how many of the above people who commented can make the same claim about not working for Google...Let's see how low I get modded down.

    7. Re:Google's not the only one... by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Redhat, for better or worse, has managed to keep themselves out of the spotlight. Maybe they want it that way, maybe not. Either way, Google is a huge target for a lot of flak. That, and because they can potentially hold a lot of our private information, or information we'd like to keep private, we tend to watch their every more even more carefully, and with an abnormally skeptical eye.

      We know Microsoft is Evil Incarnate (tm) and Yahoo is not good. Google claims to be Not Evil (tm), but since they wield so much power, and the temptation to use that power is so great, we're watching them very, very carefully.

      That's from a geek standpoint. Other people are watching them carefully because Google's in a good position to be the next IBM or Microsoft.

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    8. Re:Google's not the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's great that they fund some stuff, but RedHat's support is a JOKE. How they keep making money is impressive I guess, given that's their funding model.

    9. Re:Google's not the only one... by dissy · · Score: 1

      What about that mess with Centos and refusing to let them acknowledge that they're based off of Red Hat's distro?

      Never happened.

      In fact, look at the bottom of http://www.centos.org/

      CentOS is a distribution that deals in long-term stability and security. Branched off as a free version of the vastly popular RedHat Enterprise Linux (RHEL), CentOS is everything the most important server distribution is, except the expensive, official support from the vendor. Speaking of support, CentOS 5.x versions, which are all based on RHEL5.x versions, are going to be supported until 2014, a total of seven years since the major release launch in 2007.

      Looks like they are acknowledging they are based off RedHat just fine.

      Now, what HAS happened, was CentOS attempted to put the RedHat logo on their product, which is not legal to do with trademarks (At least marks that are not your own.)
      Additionally, unless RedHat wanted to the world to use their name/logos in any way imaginable and have zero legal defense against any and all abuse, then they are require by law to do what was done.

      If it was legal to have you sign a contract to give up the right to sue anyone for libel and slander, I would ask you do simply so when people do a smear campaign, and do a ton of bad evil things in your name that you now have no legal recourse for, just so you would be in their position and know the results of the course you are demanding from RedHat.
      (Oh, then post on slashdot how you are an asshole for complaining about the people ruining your name and reputation, of course ;)

      Doesn't sound pleasant, eh?

      You can only hold a person responsible (or give credit for accomplishments) when it was done by their free will, not when they are forced into it, by law or any other way

    10. Re:Google's not the only one... by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I must have read the wrong gossip then. Thanks for setting me straight.

      I've heard of an idea, though, where someone who wants to protect their trademark but doesn't care about stopping people from using it has the option of simply granting a free license to that party to use it. That way they're still asserting that they have a trademark, but they don't have to be dicks about it. I ANAL, of course, so I don't know how well it'd work in practice. It seems to me that the real problem here is that the legal system in the US is completely retarded.

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    11. Re:Google's not the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Redhat shares their work. Google, by and large, does not. Big difference.

      If the world shifts to the software as a service model, a la google, many of the benefits of the software ecology fomented by the free software movement will wither. Once again, only a select few will have access to the tools and technology. Only a few will know how anything actually works. In the end, it's an unsustainable model, as it cannot compete with a culture that values universal education and knowledge. But it can still have a large negative impact in the interim.

      The software licenses that form the foundation of the F/OSS movement are increasingly obsolete. The GNU Aferro General Public License is one of only a few licenses designed to safeguard against this new form of proprietary knowledge hoarding. If you are a developer, please consider using it.

    12. Re:Google's not the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But go ahead and put this idea to the test! Make your own search engine! Make it a wrapper for google searches, call it "Gaggle". Be up front about the fact that you are doing Google searches, and see just how long it takes for Google's legal department to get in touch with you. Because it's the law, and they *have to* in order to preserve their brand name.

      You mean like http://scroogle.org? They've been up for the last several years.

    13. Re:Google's not the only one... by FxChiP · · Score: 1

      Eventually Apple just bought all the Apple-related trademarks and is now licensing them back to Apple Corps (their name's not Apple Records).

  60. Wicked! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, by way of implication, they are hiring less than brilliant people now? Awesome! Where do I send a resume?

  61. Risk mitigation by PPH · · Score: 1

    Google is giving in to the bean counter culture. Rather than risk captial on internal R&D, let the people working in garages fund it. We'll buy it once its proven and the bugs are hammered out. This sort of thing makes sense in mature industries, where the market and product suite is pretty well defined. Here, it's an issue of maintaining market share, profit and efficiency with little room to move in terms of innovation. But it also signals a transition to lower profit margins as growth potential tapers off. Its the top of the S curve, in biz speak.

    The market will always reward higher risk with greater rewards. And a company the size of Google is well placed to take on that risk in the form of lots of smaller projects. Many will fail, but those that succeed will pay off handsomely. With Google underwriting this risk across a diversified portfolio of R&D projects, the impact to key personnel is minimal. If their project fails, Google can move them to the next one. So they can undertake riskier (but potentially more profitable) projects. The garage developer risks an all or nothing reward on a single project. As people are risk adverse, the really far out projects are less likely to be undertaken.

    In reality, there is plenty of unexplored territory out there. Garage developers, backed by venture capital with the proper motivation will continue to take risks. But it appears that Google no longer shares this viewpoint.

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  62. from the stop me before I kill again department by fotoguzzi · · Score: 1

    (That's a Mad Magazine reference.) I never fully understood it, but the magazine reliably used it in situations like this.

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  63. Dilbert by dgriff · · Score: 1

    Sounds like something out of a Dilbert cartoon. I suspect the engineer was having a bit of fun with Bradley.

  64. If you hire all your partners and customers... by pmontra · · Score: 1

    ... you end up poor and alone. That was a wise move. Furthermore those guys probably contribute to Google's ecosystem even if they're paid by someone else.

    1. Re:If you hire all your partners and customers... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think everybody has been reading that wrong. It’s not about rejecting applications of brilliant engineers because you want them to end up working elsewhere. It’s about not actively stealing people who already work elsewhere in an attempt to get all of the brilliant minds working for you.

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  65. Is this Google's way of saying... by ido50 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Is this Google's way of saying "We're in a slump and forced to cut back on manpower"?

  66. The real story by KnownIssues · · Score: 1

    VP: Hey, Bob. I've got this applicant to fill the open Engineer position above you. He looks stellar. Take a look and tell me what you think.

    Jr Engineer looks over application, who has none of the required skillsets, but--engineer notes--goes to went to same college as VP.

    Jr Engineer: Weeell, yes, he is a stellar candidate. Good eye on that one. And he thinks just like us. He's a Googlite alright. So... I think you can see what would be even more brilliant than hiring him.

    Jr Engineer pauses, expectantly.

    VP: If we...

    Jr Engineer: Yes, exACTly. If we let him stay at our competitor...

    VP: Then...

    Jr Engineer: Yes, then he can help change our competitor to think like us, making it easier to finally...

    VP: Assimilate them.

    Jr Engineer: That's a brilliant idea you have there, Mr VP.

    VP: Why, thank you, Bob. But what are we going to do about the Sr Engineer position?

    Jr Engineer smiles to himself: Well, I happen to have an idea about that.

    Later that month...

    VP: I recently had a discussion with an engineer at Google...

  67. Silly Google, /. is the blackhole of brilliance! by Zarf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... I mean, just look at these comments! Genius! Many of them (like this one) are far too brilliant to be sullied with naughty karma points!

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  68. I'm probably one of the few... by pongo000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...who have actually turned down Google's offer for a second interview. After they offered to fly me to Mountain View, I sat down and took a deep look at who I was, what I stood for, and whether my personal philosophies were compatible with Google's worldview. I decided that I could offer more to society through education than I could working for Google.

    I don't regret the decision I made. As the years go by (this was about 2000 or so), I grow stronger in my conviction that it was the right choice as I watch Google's tendrils sneak into every aspect of society.

    1. Re:I'm probably one of the few... by haderytn · · Score: 1

      I watch Google's tendrils sneak into every aspect of society.

      Go on...

    2. Re:I'm probably one of the few... by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If (true) instinct tells you this was the best course, then it probably was.

      Teachers with genuinely good stuff between their ears are a very valuable commodity. I don't know what I would have done without the couple of awesome teachers I had while growing up. Kept me from being crushed by the system and encouraged unconventional thinking. I'm a happy man today partly because of good teachers who weren't just system-bots but actually understood what it meant to be human.

      Cheers to you, mate!

      -Mark

    3. Re:I'm probably one of the few... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's a cute rationalization

    4. Re:I'm probably one of the few... by mahadiga · · Score: 1

      "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." --George Bernard Shaw

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  69. Actually.... by Hasai · · Score: 1

    If you wish to be both grammatically and historically accurate, it's Untermensch, with a capital-U. Nouns are capitalized in German.

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  70. re: RedHat (Good point, I think....) by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I remember RedHat kind of slipping from their "glory days" as the highest profile Linux distributor out there. Many people were woo'ed away by the "latest and greatest" or "more user-friendly" features in distros like Mandrake or Ubuntu, and certainly, there was a philosophical difference where some people simply supported the Debian package manager format and were anti-RPM, too.

    But that doesn't change the fact that RedHat kept plugging right along, employing deserving software developers and turning out a solid, respectable product.

    You don't have to amaze people with "incredible new ideas!" all the time to be a "good company". You just need to treat your employees fairly, offer products that do what they advertise, price your products reasonably, and keep up a tradition of supporting them well.

  71. Google may have talent by Khyber · · Score: 1

    But only in those fields of IT.

    The only Google employee I'll consider hiring is a CAD specialist, but then again I don't have a use for anything else, at this moment, as I can do the rest myself.

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  72. One Word: Antitrust by sampson7 · · Score: 1

    Leaving qualified experts outside the company is an excellent strategy for fighting off anti-trust concerns. I guarantee one of the fundamental arguments Google will raise in response to any future anti-trust lawsuit will be that it does not have a monopoly on smart people. A little silly when written down, but something that I guarantee Google's attorneys have thought about.

  73. Binary thinking is a sign of shady logic by rsborg · · Score: 1

    google has done evil and they have lost all their 'shine' when they pull crap like this.

    I really love this kind of binary thinking (those logic-gates corrupt your non-binary brain?)...

    back in reality, it's all shades of gray. Everyone does "evil" (ie, self-interest), the question is how evil are you (or Google, or random politician)?

    Compare these minor incidents with say, coercive monopolistic behavior (Microsoft vs. Netscape) or poisoning entire cities (Union Carbide, Bhopal) in the name of profits... Google in such terms is NOT EVIL, and neither are most companies (in fact, I'd say Microsoft is far less EVIL than Union Carbide, Exxon/Mobil, or Haliburton)

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  74. Two years of experience.... by jeko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My whole job is cleaning up the disasters of guys who had a whole 24 months of experience and thought that meant they knew what they were doing. Vista was coded by guys who had 24 months of experience.

    Paying for experience is cheap when you compare it to paying for a disaster.

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    1. Re:Two years of experience.... by RobDude · · Score: 1

      I don't want to get into a generational pissing match. Yes, there are certainly positions and roles that require both skill and experience. I'm not suggesting otherwise.

      What I *am* saying is that people should get paid relative to what they *do*...not how long they've been doing it.

      When your pay is relative to what value you provide, it will always be easy to find another job with similar benefits. Because companies feel they are getting a fair deal.

      Some people work a job for 20 years and *get better* at it, each and every year. A lot of people don't. They come in and they do the same job they've done for 20 years. In a lot of positions, the job has changed sufficiently that 14 of those 20 years isn't even relevant anymore.

      You see this in software a lot. Yes, a really good developer or team lead who has spent 20 years gaining experience and improving is worth his or her weight in gold. But for the people who show up, do enough to not get fired, and go home....their skills can actually diminish as they gain experience because they don't keep up with the changes in the job. The company I work for transitioned from Access + VB6 to MsSQL + .Net and some of the most experienced developers we have (in terms of years, not ability) are also the least productive.

    2. Re:Two years of experience.... by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

      Very true. But disasters of Vista's sort (and that of so many other software projects) take months or years to create.

      Meanwhile, Joe Manager has a quarterly revenue and/or budget target to meet, or an uber-aggressive deadline imposed by the client (if a consulting firm), and so doesn't have time to make things right. He has only time... to create a barely-functional app that is ultimately a disaster.

      Short-termist thinking is the biggest problem American business faces today, even bigger than the financial crisis, because it drives nearly every bad behavior (both those that are illegal, and those that are legal and merely idiotic) we so-frequently find in businesses.

    3. Re:Two years of experience.... by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Is the quality control event horizon the reason that you never see boxes being carted off from certain places?

    4. Re:Two years of experience.... by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

      Is the lack of testing the reason you see those boxes coming back to you 2 weeks later?

  75. Google worried about becoming TOO brilliant?!?!?! by woohootoo · · Score: 1

    Gee, I'm glad they don't let modesty stand in the way of truth.

  76. "They're very Google People" - wtf?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What got me was "They're very Google people". No, they're not Google people. They have never worked at Google. They have nothing to do with Google. That is bordering on Google taking credit for their hard work because after all "they are Google people" which is why they do well.

    Reality check - they are good engineers who are great at what they do. Yes - THEY are great engineers. Not because of Google. If this is their attitude Google really need to pull their heads out, if someone is a great engineer / developer it is not because Google has blessed them and is therefore responsible for anything great said developer creates.

    What total arrogance

    1. Re:"They're very Google People" - wtf?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What got me was "They're very Google people". No, they're not Google people. They have never worked at Google. They have nothing to do with Google. That is bordering on Google taking credit for their hard work because after all "they are Google people" which is why they do well.

      Reality check - they are good engineers who are great at what they do. Yes - THEY are great engineers. Not because of Google. If this is their attitude Google really need to pull their heads out, if someone is a great engineer / developer it is not because Google has blessed them and is therefore responsible for anything great said developer creates.

      What total arrogance

      That wasn't my interpretation at least. I read it as, "These people would fit in well at Google." Then again, you may be right, I give the benefit of the doubt too often, and get burned too easily.

  77. We can safely conclude "ignorant" then :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Gears is being phased out since most of its ideas is being put into the HTML5 spec. So this way of phasing out means its actually a success. Gears was never meant to stay for good. For a large company to contribute to a specification like this is almost unprecedented and a good sign of more work going into good specs than feeding the proprietary trolls.

    Adsense/adwords is brilliant. Good on the eyes for the surfers, and good for advertisers and websites, which are given optimal self-control in the back-end. If you have ever used them, you would know what I'm talking about.

    For website owners there is also Google Analytics, which I do admit I have not used too much, but is also given lots of cred.

    Also their backend to their web-spider / indexing service for webmasters is cool. Unprecedented at the time it came. It gives alot of control for SEO and fixing errors on your pages.

    GMail I will prefer over Yahoo mail and especially Hotmail after they got taken over, but point taken. Although you have to give credit to their labels (tags) over folders, strong search capability, free IMAP/POP access, themeing and probably a bunch of other things forgotten. The G in Gmail changed the online email industry forever. Overall Gmail is not too intuitive for new users, but much more usable than anything else once you get used to it.

    Distributed storage works for most of their line. It's different than doing "a search engine", and required a completely different set of skills and resources to accomplish, although it made making a world-class search engine possible with less energy consumption.

    I would say Google is impressive in innovation, with GMap, Google Earth and all the other things we quickly take for granted or have forgotten about (G in GMail). Even marketing is brilliant over there with the do no evil-thing and getting trust - which I'm fine with, because honesty is important today.

    I just can't see where the money is coming from though. Think MS still have the upper hand in revenue-generation, despite all their technical incompetence and failures. However, in coolness and innovation, Google wins hands-down. If you actually take a look at all their projects, you quickly realize they have defined much of what we take for granted in the IT industry today.

    1. Re:We can safely conclude "ignorant" then :) by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Although you have to give credit to their labels (tags) over folders, strong search capability, free IMAP/POP access, themeing and probably a bunch of other things forgotten.

      Hmm, yeah, I’d forgotten the labels. That was innovative.

      The integrated instant messaging was innovative, too, as far as I know.

      The storage space was well ahead of its time. Other free e-mail providers have followed suit, but Gmail broke ground.

      The main two things I admire about Gmail, though (and I’d forgotten one, until you mentioned it) are its spam handling and its mail search feature. Both are second-to-none.

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  78. Applies to more than just Tallent by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    This is a good philosophy to have. We ought to apply it to the way we distribute money and other resources as well. We tend to enjoy consolidating things, but in truth that is a very inefficient way to run things.

    If you put a bunch of brilliant engineers on one project they will just spend all their time second-guessing each other. Better to let them work on separate projects or competitive projects so that you can come out with what works best in the end, rather than waste all your time making one solution that you think may be the best. If you don't believe me, look at Microsoft, they've been hiring all the best programmers for years, and it's all come to (almost) nothing.

    Likewise look at the federal government. They can spend nearly 4 trillion dollars in a single year and not have a whole lot to show for it. It just doesn't make sense to consolidate resources like that.

  79. accumulated liability of saying no? by another_larson · · Score: 1

    Google is riding high right now, and has its pick of talent. Right now they can say no to even very capable people, since there's plenty more beating on the doors.

    But no company stays on top forever, and I expect Google has pissed off some very capable people by telling them no. That could be a bit of a liability when Google declines a step or too, and has to go looking for staff.

  80. Read between the lines. by Mal-2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is just an obfuscated way of saying "We don't want to pay them as much as they're making now, let alone enough to entice them to switch."

    Mal-2

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  81. One more explanation by snowwrestler · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It could have something to do with the allegations that Google and Apple had an informal, probably illegal agreement not to recruit from each other.

    "See, we avoided recruiting from Apple for vague altruistic reasons, not some secret anti-competitive deal."

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  82. Really? The hard part is done? by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    You're happy with Google's search results? No problems with their products whatsoever? Really?

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  83. Interesting comparison to MS by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1

    I note that this is essentially the opposite strategy that Microsoft has pursued. Microsoft Research division has a reputation for taking in extremely good and promising talent and then seeing essentially zero outcome from it. Microsoft basically use MS Research as a place to coral people that they don't want anyone else to hire, for fear that they will do something disruptive to Microsoft. Microsoft don't know what to do with them, but as long as they are not working for a competitor, they are no threat. So they basically bury them.

    1. Re:Interesting comparison to MS by nozendo · · Score: 1

      Is this summary assuming that all research is aimed at developing a productized outcome for a company? From personal observation I wouldn't say its that common that Research produces "things", but it does generate a body of knowledge that can be leveraged in more traditional product development.

      It's like cancer research - no one group will ever, as a standalone unit, really produce anything in isolation. The culmination of the knowledge in the form of groups contributing to the global knowledge base will however advance the field, perhaps eventually leading to a cure at the peak of the pyramid. Along the line companies will certainly take outcomes, even those that didn't directly contribute to the development of a vaccination, and turn them into products.

      Eg, It was research in heart disease that led to viagra, or something along those lines. They weren't setting out to create a consumer product, but it was an outcome that existed due to research. Mind you, given all the spam associated with it, maybe we should terminate more research divisions.

  84. It makes sense by pclminion · · Score: 1

    Makes sense to me. If you hire all the smart people, the only people left to do business with are idiots.

  85. Biological Imperative by interactive_civilian · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone want to live on one of those rocks?

    Because they are there. Duh.

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  86. The Bell Labs Black Hole by Baldrson · · Score: 1
    It's interesting that just before AT&T was broken up a lot of the best people from the PLATO project were endingup at Bell Labs. I'd keep in contact with them and consulted with them on ideas. They were always doing great things -- none of which saw the light of day.

    When AT&T broke up, the head of the Viewtron project, Dennis Hall, was in almost daily contact with the Labs since they were providing the "videotex terminal" (a personal computer ISDN modem combo that used a TV to display the "electronic newspaper" we were working on with Knight Ridder). His comment seemed right on:

    Rather than gobble up talent, Bell Labs should have, long ago, become a venture capital company and simply spun off its parts as enterprises in which AT&T would retain shares.

    This "20%" con game Google is playing will never pan out.

  87. Bill Gates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So who was the overqualified engineer?

  88. Not like microsoft at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft does not do this! Microsoft hires up all the top talent then can lay their greedy hands on, if for no other reason than to put top people into a well paid, dungeon, where you pay a certain amount to keep the competition from having them, and even if there is no other good reason for having them, the competition is deprived of them. A waste of talent? Microsoft doesn't mind.

  89. They need to slow down hiring academics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My assumption is that Google has finally realized that it cannot achieve much by just hiring good engineers. They need to start hiring visionaries and good managers to make "things happen".
    Given that they have failed to diversify their earnings from anything other than search. Most of their other properties have been mediocre.
    They do need to change their hiring practice by shifting their focus from academics to expertise and proof of delivery.

  90. Economic recession by mahadiga · · Score: 1

    I think this is Google's way of addressing economic recession

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  91. The ulterior motive of this thread by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 1

    They're very Google people

    The aim of this thread is actually to promote Google as synonym of good. You know like band-aid or in use xerox-ing stuff.

    You'll see, in a few years people will be saying
    gentleman 1:very google morning to you, sir
    gentleman 2:Google morning, status update?
    gentleman 1:I had a fail of a day

  92. context to express brilliance by GNUPublicLicense · · Score: 1

    ... some need a very specific context to be able to express their brilliance... it is not enough to just let them "outside". They should check if the context those people are in is proper to maximize their brilliance output. For instance, rights on the code they write is *very* important for ope source software. The Linux community is very strong because coders keep and don't share ligthtly their rigths on the code. It has drawbacks (unable to go to (A)GPLv3 limited by userspace), but it is a very strong protection. If a company could distribute a closed and proprietary version of Linux, they would do it for sure (cf opensolaris/solaris case and darwin/macos case).

  93. Re: RedHat (Good point, I think....) by kriston · · Score: 1

    Red Hat is not only honest and open, but they are willing to take risks. They took alot of flak when forcing the non-yet-done glibc and the not-really-working threading library on us, but in retrospect, I recognize it was an honest bet to make the community get those vitally important and neglected technologies finally working in Linux.

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  94. Re:They should fund them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only the GM, Chrysler and Ford had allowed the Tuckers to survive, Detroit might still be in business. We dont really need another "clever" management approach, what we needed was a congress with a spine and a healthy respect for antitrust legislation in the 1950s. sigh.

  95. Re:Silly Google, /. is the blackhole of brilliance by Zarf · · Score: 1

    No, really guys... mod me down... I'm totally karma-whoring. (and I don't need more karma)

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  96. Not The Devil? by prometx42 · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm...that sounds somewhat, dare I say it, enlightened...

  97. Oh, please continue! by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    I am the OP, and I love the spin off discussion here ;=)

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  98. Couldn't agree more... by jeko · · Score: 1

    I'm actually on the networking side of things, and the decline in competence around some pretty serious parts of our infrastructure has become terrifying. The NDAs have me bound, gagged and duct-taped, but its become commonplace for me to wade into situations where Big Serious Systems are down and a peach-faced kid is jibbering "I was following the doc! They made me do it! It's not my fault!"

    Five years ago, me and my coworkers used to gripe "How the Hell did they get hired?" We don't bother to ask that anymore. Meanwhile, we're all just flooded and completely managing by crisis. We don't do anything BUT put out fires any more. Testing was the first to go, but now even Design is gone.

    You wanna hear the Really Scary Thing? The phenomena that's hit you and me both isn't limited to our industry. I think it's universal. I met a car mechanic/brake technician last month who didn't know there was such a thing as rotors too thin to turn. I swear, I think someone just told this guy "Undo these bolts, pull that big vise thing, pull off the big iron wheel, have Chuck grind it, and then bang it all back together." I never thought I'd see the day, but I've got fifty bucks that says this guy could not have explained "brake pedal/ master cylinder/ lines/ caliper/ pads/ rotor." You can forget about the complications of anti-lock brakes and I doubt the word "hydraulics" was even in his vocabulary.

    I mean, we call ourselves "grease monkeys," but it was supposed to be a joke, dammit.

    I keep thinking about the fools on Easter Island and Asimov's "Foundation," and worry that we're on our way. Then I think about Katrina and I know we're already there.

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  99. many guys leave google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew many brilliant young guys who left google.
    A problem of google is that it can attract young brilliant programmers but it can not give them good interesting projects and it can offer them good career opportunuties.
    There is a glass-wall which does not allow young brilliant guys to advance their career because all good places are taken by people who cam to google around 2000-2003.

    For example, check the list of founders of the startup google bought today. Almost all of them are young guys who left Google recently

  100. they are not successful because of their ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    google is successful because of their search technology, the ads pay for it but that because its the only model for micropayments that has been made to work. if there is an alternative method to pay google for their search results, with small amounts of electronic currency then google might accept that too, and not apply ads to those customers.