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Verizon Makes Offering Service Blocks a Fireable Offense

Presto Vivace sends in a report from David Pogue at the New York Times, who learned from a Verizon customer service representative that the company has implemented a policy of punishing employees who suggest certain service blocks to customers looking to avoid unwanted or accidental fees. According to the representative, offering (for example) a web access block or premium SMS block without the customer asking for it can now lead to a reprimand or outright termination. The CSRs have also been directed to avoid issuing credits for such charges. "Essentially, we are to upsell customers on the $9.99 25mb/month or $29.99 unlimited packages for customers. Customers are not to be credited for charges unless they ask for the credit. And in cases such as data or premium SMS, where the occurrences may have gone months without the consumer noticing, only an initial credit can be issued."

370 comments

  1. Surprise? by colinrichardday · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is this really such a surprise?

    1. Re:Surprise? by erroneus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It is in the "this is so outrageously disgusting that it can't possibly be true" sense of the word.

      People who would offer service blocks are the same people who would endear a customer to the service provider as the company would then appear to show concern and interest in the customer's needs and interests. "Caring about the customer" was once the hallmark of a good and confident business and people were literally attracted to such companies. As I was growing up, this sort of behavior was simply normal and when a company didn't behave that way, I would tend to blame the employee rather than the company. Seeing this simply firms up my feeling about Verizon... and I mean ALL of Verizon.

      Without fail, every service channel provided Verizon whether it is Verizon wireless, Verizon FiOS, Verizon business PRI service, Verizon T1 data service, Verizon DS3 or simply Verizon POTS is simply rife with bad customer service. Once the service is working, it stays working -- no complaints there, but every time PEOPLE get involved there are problems and while I have always suspected it came from the top, my suspicions have been increasingly with added evidence and now I get this story to add to it. I literally had to email the executive vice president of business sales to get ANY attention to my problems at all. The business office people would NOT respond to my emails or phone calls. And when I contacted their bosses I would get something along the lines of "I'll get someone on it right now!" and then nothing. Hell, even the EVP of sales didn't respond to her own email mail... she sent it to a lackey who is "showing interest" by investigating my claims before taking any action. So far, several days and NO action... just "showing interest" and "investigating."

      * I would never willingly be a Verizon Customer * The character of the company is so rotten and corrupt that it simply makes me sick. If anyone wants this EVP's contact information I would be happy to provide it. They need a COMPLETE earful.

    2. Re:Surprise? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

      Verizon CRS: Thank you for calling Verizon.
      Customer: I'd like to block all of your special services on my Verizon account.
      Verizon CRS: Oh, OK. ... I'll need to get special permission for that. Have you submitted that request in writing? We can only accept it in writing.
      Customer: In writing? You're a phone company!
      Verizon CRS: Not just a phone company - we offer many extra wonderful and expensive services.
      Customer: But I don't want any of those extra wonderful and expensive services.
      Verizon CRS: I'm very sorry to hear that, but I can't hear you. You'll have to submit that in writing.
      Customer: Are you kidding me?
      Verizon CRS: No sir. We take our billing practices very seriously. Did you know that blocking all special extra wonderful services includes blocking all incoming and outgoing calls?
      Customer: What?
      Verizon CRS: Yes, those are part of the 'Premium Call Package'.
      Customer: What does the 'Basic' call package include?
      Verizon CRS: The opportunity for us to offer you many special extra wonderful and expensive services.
      Customer: But I don't want those!
      Verizon CRS: Submit your request in writing. Please allow 6 - 8 weeks for processing. There is a $9.99 charge for terminating each of our many special extra wonderful services. Thank you for calling Verizon.

    3. Re:Surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the US where companies treat their customers like shit - only because hordes of mindless freaks keep giving them money. Along with Verizon and AT&T, Apple is another good example - a rotten company with sick attitude towards their customer base, but they are only going to do better and better as long as you keep throwing money to them.

    4. Re:Surprise? by AkaXakA · · Score: 5, Funny

      This Verizon policy is just like in the Incredibles! People working there will have to find ways around it...

      MRS. HOGENSON: [sobbing] I'm on a fixed income, and if you can't help me,
      I don't know what I'll do. [blows nose loudly] [sobbing]

      BOB: All right, listen closely. I'd like to help you, but I
      can't. I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox
      on...[whispering] Norma Wilcox. W-l-L-C-O-X. On the third floor. But I can't. I
      also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal
      department on the second floor. I wouldn't expect someone to get back to you
      quickly to resolve the matter. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do.

      MRS. HOGENSON: Oh, thank you, young man.

      BOB: Shhh! [shouting] I'm sorry, ma'am! I know you're upset!
      [whispering] Pretend to be upset.

      MRS. HOGENSON: [sobbing]

    5. Re:Surprise? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Remember that only because someone is stating something, that does not make it reality. Also a contract term is not a law. Not even remotely.
      For that to be the case, you first have to buy into their bullshit delusional reality. Secondly, sign that contract. And third, actually accept it as being a legal practice. (A contract term is still illegal when it’s not legal, even when you signed it!)

      Protip (obviously): Don’t make such contracts.
      If that means no phone, no Internet, and no everything, then I suggest moving to a free country! ^^ (Really!)

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      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    6. Re:Surprise? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      ... then I suggest moving to a free country! ^^ (Really!)

      I was tempted to pickup and move to Petoria but I heard the border guards at 'Checkpoint Quahog' were impossible to deal with.

    7. Re:Surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Caring about the customer" was once the hallmark of a good and confident business and people were literally attracted to such companies. As I was growing up, this sort of behavior was simply normal and when a company didn't behave that way, I would tend to blame the employee rather than the company.

      Back in the day, being called a chum meant that you were somebody's pal. Nowadays, chum is better known in the sense of it being bloody entrails that stirs sharks into a feeding frenzy. When a business considers it's customers it's chums, I'm pretty sure you can figure the rest out.

    8. Re:Surprise? by BubbaDave · · Score: 1

      Douglas Adams writi8ng style of the year award.

      Dave

    9. Re:Surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats the problem?

      Now you know about it you can dump Verizon for one of the other providers.

      It is not like they are a Monopoly.

    10. Re:Surprise? by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      I have a Verizon Ethernet circuit that's still trying to be engineered. They made a change since that Slashdot article: it's become an IPv4 only circuit. A huge step backwards on the order. The only reason I went with Verizon in the first place is because the building I'm in already had their fiber in it, so it was on-net pricing. It was ordered over a year ago (paperwork for the fiber mux access was signed on June 7, 2009). At this point I've given up but I've been letting it ride to see how long it could possibly take. Once I was asked if I could accept as-is and it would get fixed later. I declined. In the meantime, Global Crossing was able to order their local loops (DSx and OC-x) over the fiber mux that Verizon installed. It's a win in the end for me since I don't have to pay for the mux, but now it's in use so it can't be removed. I guess they still could remove it, but gblx can fight it instead of me since it'd cut all their circuits.

      It was a frustrating, rage filled experience with no resolution other than to use a different provider.

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    11. Re:Surprise? by Jay+L · · Score: 1

      Tell me you've heard FedEx's "Hello, and welcome to the Post Office" ads.

    12. Re:Surprise? by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I hate to sound like a slashvertisement, but I have had good and bad experiences with various telecoms and net providers. While I am certain every provider has offered a bad experience to someone at some point, I can say that I haven't yet had one with TW Telecom. I can't say if they operate in your area, but I can say they operate in the two I have the most experience with and that is the D/FW are and the Washington DC area and TW Telecom is quite aggressive when it comes to lighting office buildings with fiber. I have a personal contact if you'd like.

      As for Verizon and their screwing up installs? Oh yeah... been there and done that. Got a DS3 installed to host an MPLS connection. They fell a month behind schedule for inexplicable reasons and then billed two of my sites to another company! Their explanation was "we got busy and confused." Really? It took them longer to correct the billing mistake than it did to get the DS3 and MPLS link working. And while I have a history of being "pro union" here on slashdot, I blame union presence and interference as a major contributing factor with Verizon business... the other contributing factor is their complete failure to "stop being MCI." I don't know how long ago Verizon bought MCI, but it seems like a LONG time and certainly long enough for the two entities to integrate and yet they have NOT integrated the business and operational databases yet. I can't tell you how many times I have heard "I can't look at that... we are Verizon and that is Verizon business... former MCI..." I'm like "WTF?!"

    13. Re:Surprise? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's actually not that far from the truth. Frankly, I'm surprised this wasn't their policy in the first place.

      We went for approximately a year trying to get Verizon to block incoming SMS on one of our lines. Apparently someone with many stupid, non-English speaking friends didn't notify any of them of their number change.

      Even after we repeatedly asked to block the SMS, they wouldn't do it (saying it wasn't possible). "We can't block incoming SMS" and other such nonsense - but we'll gladly charge you $$$ for the aggregate at the end of the month. Same thing for their so-called "Data plan", which would inadvertently activate by their hardware buttons in the pocket or by pressing the wrong button on the face (no, hitting 'cancel' quickly would not inhibit the data charge).

      Now, just to get them to reliably deliver said voicemails and SMS on a timely basis. I just love receiving an important voicemail or SMS two days after it's been made... unfortunately, no other mobile provider is available in the area.

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    14. Re:Surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caring about the customer" was once the hallmark of a good and confident business and people were literally attracted to such companies

      Not that there was a choice in those days, but. when my mother died many years ago, I inherited her house. No one was living there for months, but I left the phone service continue, just in case I needed it while working on the place (pre-cellphone days).

      After most of a year, I terminated the service. When I told the ATT rep why I was closing it off, he asked how long it had been out of use. I told hime nearly a year and he applied a credit for the unused time to the final bill.

      Fat chance that would happen now.

    15. Re:Surprise? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I had an experience with them, where a customer's DSL was basically nonfunctional randomly for around half of the time any given week. Calling verizon got a response along the linse of "whats that, no internet? Wow, that sounds awful. Good luck with that!".

      We eventually got off of them, but I was a bit taken aback to just how bad customer service can be when the vendor really just doesnt care if you're happy or not.

    16. Re:Surprise? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      I suggest moving to a free country!

      Free as in beer or free as in speech? And what mythical country would this be that you're talking about? I don't think such a thing exists on this planet (assuming you're posting from Earth). Every county has some ridiculously-stupid aspect to it.

    17. Re:Surprise? by Guerilla+Antix · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings. They're experts! Experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole! Dodging every obstacle! They're penetrating the bureaucracy!"

    18. Re:Surprise? by VirginMary · · Score: 1

      You're full of bullshit! Apple has fantastic customer service! I have dealt with them 4 or 5 times and they have been going our of their way to help me every single time! I doubt that there are many other companies with customer support like Apple's!

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      When 1person suffers from a delusion,it is called insanity.When many people suffer from a delusion,it is called religion
    19. Re:Surprise? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      I can't dump Verizon, as I do not use them in the first place.

    20. Re:Surprise? by P0ltergeist333 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well said. Bravo. Rather than accept such attitudes, people should tell Verizon exactly why they're leaving and leave. In my case, I did and went to Sprint who happens to also have much better service and coverage in my area. While Sprint's CS hasn't been completely stellar, it's well above Verizon's, and like erroneus, I always suspected it came from the top. If I hadn't already made the change, I would be making it right now. No-one should tolerate such business practices. Additionally, since they are making a policy of refusing to credit accidental charges, I wonder if that doesn't fall directly under deceptive trade practices since they obviously know that such charges are being unintentionally incurred, and they are knowingly profiting off such as well as implementing policies specifically intended to profit off these deceptive practices.

      On the other side of this, I have worked as a phone rep. In fact I have worked at a contractor who at the time had the Verizon account. I'm not sure if that contractor still does Verizon support, but they take pride in following such practices..."whatever the client wants" even if that client is plainly screwing the customer. Today's version of 'customer service' has made me so disillusioned I am strongly considering getting out of tech and into something like food services, where good customer service and providing quality goods is actually still appreciated and is even rewarded to a large degree.

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      One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces. - PF
    21. Re:Surprise? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > It is in the "this is so outrageously disgusting
      > that it can't possibly be true" sense of the word.

      It's Verizon we're talking about. Off the top of my head I can't think of any business practice so outlandishly disgusting that I would believe them too scrupulous to be capable of it.

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      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    22. Re:Surprise? by ep32g79 · · Score: 1

      Verizon CRS: We don't care. We don't have to. We are the phone company.

      http://www.hulu.com/watch/4163/saturday-night-live-ernestine

    23. Re:Surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, that's how it works.

    24. Re:Surprise? by oddTodd123 · · Score: 2, Funny

      the EVP of sales didn't respond to her own email mail... she sent it to a lackey

      If anyone wants this EVP's contact information...

      So, you're saying if we want to get in touch with the EVP's lackey, you'll send us that contact information?

    25. Re:Surprise? by AmigaMMC · · Score: 1

      And this is one of the reasons why I dropped Verizon after 5 years of service. They customer service sucks! I had to bring a matter to the attention of the FCC before I could get satisfaction.

    26. Re:Surprise? by lonecrow · · Score: 1

      What happened to the idea of a company offering a decent service at a fair price and leaving it at that?

      Companies that treat their customers like the enemy. An enemy that they have to trick and deceive so they can maximizing their profits can go to hell as far as I am concerned.

    27. Re:Surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Caring about the customer" was once the hallmark of a good and confident business and people were literally attracted to such companies. As I was growing up, this sort of behavior was simply normal

      No it wasn't. It never, ever was. Also, you don't know how to use the word "literally"

    28. Re:Surprise? by neonmonk · · Score: 1

      Apart from the exclamation marks, I agree. I've experienced good customer service support from both Apple and their licensed support centres.

      However when it comes to feature-requests and pointless limitations... Yes, Apple suck. Two usb ports on a Macbook Pro? Ridiculous. Eee's have more.

    29. Re:Surprise? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      That's not a support issue, that's a incompetence issue.

      Support issues are when the problem is (reasonably) fixable, but you get dicked around, sometimes for days, before actually talking to someone who can fix it.

      Or here, when there's an obvious solution to the problem 'I don't want a data plan, but my fucking phone has a big Internet button in the middle and no way to disable it, and I keep accidentally pressing it and loading your crap-fill start page', but support decides not to offer it, usually because of a policy that makes the company more money.

      It sounds like, in your case, the problem is that Verizon is just totally incompetent and doesn't know how to set up an IPv6 connection.

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    30. Re:Surprise? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      You should try living in a place where there's one DSL provider...and they also own the cable company (So no cable internet.)

      The problem with monopolies isn't really the price. The price tends to stay mostly reasonable, within 10%-20% of what you'd expect. Probably because they don't want people to actually set in and fix it, or set up a competitor.

      But quality goes to hell.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    31. Re:Surprise? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if that contractor still does Verizon support, but they take pride in following such practices..."whatever the client wants" even if that client is plainly screwing the customer.

      Frankly, if I worked was in charge of such a company, I'd make it policy to do whatever Verizon wanted...and I'd do it by having people informing the customers there is a solution, but I'm not allowed to tell them it.

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    32. Re:Surprise? by VirginMary · · Score: 1

      I mostly agree with you, even though, I can't see attaching more than 2 USB devices to a laptop at any one time. My biggest gripe is the lack of a blu-ray drive. What get's me is all the Apple fanboiz defending that and mumbling something about streaming and/or downloading hi-def video. As if a 5 GB file would give you the same quality as a 50 GB blu-ray 1080p disk! Of course I also would like to be able to install arbitrary software on my iPad and iPod Touch. And then they go on as to how much that would cost. But obviously there are thousands of Apple customers that would love to have the option to pay for blu-ray.

      I am one of those weird people that use Mac OS because it's UNIX that just works with the hardware. If there was similar high-quality hardware with identical battery life and high-quality drivers for all the hardware I'd be running Linux.

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      When 1person suffers from a delusion,it is called insanity.When many people suffer from a delusion,it is called religion
    33. Re:Surprise? by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Sadly, even Verizon's dismal dedication to customer service seems vastly superior to the service I received at the hands of Tmobile.

      In particular I refer to an incident where my phone was stolen and, within about 12 hours, used to call Guatemala and Honduras so many times that the bill was over $800. As many of you know, all calls are the responsibility of the person who owns the phone, regardless of whether or not you actually make them or if the phone is stolen. However, in my particular case I had requested international calling be blocked from my phone when I initially set up my service.

      My converstaion with them was simple, straighforward, and possibly one of the most insulting displays of arrogance I have ever seen in my life. When I made the call to let them know my phone was stolen the representative said something to the effect of "Hey, we were expecting your call." Apparently it was obvious something was throwing red flags on my account, but they weren't at all interested in letting me know that. I was curious at that statement, but eager to take care of business, so I proceeded to tell them the phone had been stolen the night before. They then revealed the international calls that were made and the accompanying charges. Surprised, I reminded them that I had requested to have international calling disbled on my account and wondered how they could have made international calls with that feature blocked. The representative put me on hold to checked this, confirmed it from account notes and told me so, and then told me I would have to be transferred to a supervisor as they are the only people who can authorize the refund of charges to my account.

      As soon as I was transferred it was like I had been teleported to bizarro world customer service. The supervisor immediately told me all calls were my responsibility, told me the full balance of my account (including all the international charges), and listed the ways I could pay them right then and there over the phone. I reminded the supervisor of the converstaion I *just* had with the initial rep, how they had confirmed international calls should have been blocked, the reason I was transferred (for a refund of charges!), and tried to confirm they were talking to the right person. Their response was that they have no records of my request to block international calls, I was lying, and they needed payment right now. Furthermore, the supervisor then accused me of allowing someone to use the phone with full knowledge of the calls, extracting payment for those calls, selling the phone, and then reporting it stolen.

      The conversation at that point went downhill pretty fast, though at no time did I curse, become unprofessional, or rage at the insolent pigs I was talking to. After additional unfounded and untrue accusations from supervisors even higher up in Tmobile's friendly customer service team and absolutely no progress in establishing a meaningful dialougue where htey would do anything other than demand immediate payment, I terminated the call. Thinking that cooler heads might prevail, I asked my wife to call the next day. She was in tears after a few moments of dealing with "Mike, another supervisor. He called her a liar, threatened to call the police and have them investigate us for fraud, and demanded payment immediately.

      Needless to say I have never, and will never speak to anyone from Tmobile again nor provide them with any payments of any kind. I take that back, if molotov cocktails or pipe bombs become legal currency I will pay them in spades.

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      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    34. Re:Surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank God I just dumped them!

    35. Re:Surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately I'm stuck with Verizon, they are the only local telephone service provider in my neighborhood. My DSL dropped from 864 kbps to 512 kbps, no reason given, I opened a case with them, should be interesting. Last time I had a problem with them I had no phone service for 3 days. Would you stay with your cell phone provider if you had no service for three days? For landline service you would expect better. The only other internet service would be by cable, and they are worse here.

    36. Re:Surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are overstating your case. I have been a Verizon customer for many years and never had a problem. Whenever I call them up with an issue, they are unfailingly helpful, and the VZW customer service people have often suggested changes to my plan that saved me money.

      So I think you are off the wall.

      Kindly note I work for AT&T and could get an employee discount, but I am so happy with Verizon that I use them instead.

    37. Re:Surprise? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I mostly agree with you, even though, I can't see attaching more than 2 USB devices to a laptop at any one time.

      Really? I have three plugged in pretty much permanently:
      - cooler pad (essential when using laptop on top of duvet/comforter on a bed)
      - mouse
      - headset

      Tonight I also had my USB pendrive so I could download network card drivers for my housemate, my phone has a USB connection (which admittedly I rarely use) and there are a variety of other USB devices that get occasional use (including the surprisingly excellent USB fan and the unsurprisingly useless missile launcher).

      Fortunately my laptop has four USB ports, and the cooler pad has a USB passthrough too.

      (all of which is offtopic)

  2. Glad I just moved to Sprint. by I'm+just+joshin · · Score: 1

    Thank you Evo.

    -J

    1. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. I'll definitely stay away from Verizon. I had thought I might give them a try, but this changed my mind.

    2. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by brain+juice · · Score: 0
      Are any of the other alternative really any better?

      This hardly seems limited to Verizon. I'm unaware of any for profit business that will review your bill and point out how you could be paying less money to them.

    3. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by dimeglio · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Making decisions without facts. Great going dude. I bet you also believe in all the statistics published. I believe in the saying "buyer beware" and yes, companies generally gouge us. All of them.

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      Views expressed do not necessarily reflect those of the author.
    4. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tracfone doesn't put up with any shit from either Verizon or AT+T. They just don't. I've found the call quality is head and shoulders above any of the vendor phones too, calling from the same spot. I'll bet there's QOS throttling on their own customers.

      If you just need a basic telephone that connects, basic VGA pictures and text messaging and email, it's the way to go. I use 400 minutes a month, have 2 phones for both systems, and pay a hell of a lot less than anybody on a service contract. Hint: get a double minute phone. Their per minute fees are actually declining.

      And the damned service just works, even in Wisconsin behind the Cheddar Curtain.

    5. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by ZosX · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sure. T-mobile won't nickel and dime you and they have generous caps on data. I've never paid more on my bill than the original stated amount. If you already have a compatible phone you can go month to month, contract free, or you can pay the full amount for the phone and avoid the contract. I was kind of dumb and did the contract, but I really have no complaints at all as I'm only paying like $30 more than I was before for just voice/sms and I can wirelessly tether with my laptop. They just bumped local speeds to 2.5.3mpbs on average and it should eventually get nearer to 7mpbs for me as their HSPA+ rollout completes, but I'm already pretty happy with the speed I have now for it being wireless and all. I can even watch hulu or netflix, which is pretty decent, though data consumption is awfully high. :)

    6. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by Cylix · · Score: 1

      I have no spoken to a bad CSR at tmobile.

      They go out of their way to help you and generally get the job done.

      They will even help out with suggesting service plans and whatnot. I actually had to push to bump my minutes above the next tier. (I kept going over and I decided to just make it impossible to go over.) The csr on the line said, "you don't appear to ever use that many."

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    7. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by allseason+radial · · Score: 1

      Are any of the other alternative really any better?

      This hardly seems limited to Verizon. I'm unaware of any for profit business that will review your bill and point out how you could be paying less money to them.

      Certainly customers do not expect this kind of old-fashioned SERVICE from their providers, however it does happen sometimes. The last time I called my insurance company (Ameriprise), the agent looked over my policies and noted where I was spending money inappropriately. He explained the details and-- with my agreement-- updated my coverage. The result? Better insurance coverage while saving just under $250 per year.

      This unexpected and terrific experience has totally locked me in to this company. I still check into other insurance companies every so often, but with all their claims, nobody has come close to offering equivalent coverage for my home and vehicles than Ameriprise. I have no affiliation with Ameriprise other than as a very satisfied customer.

      Especially in this economic environment, companies like Verizon and AT&T could do much worse than garner customer trust and loyalty in this way.

    8. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure T-Mobile isn't cheaper because you can't make calls from as many places as you can with Verizon? My sister has T-Mobile and talking to her on the phone is always an exercise in saying, "what?"

    9. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 1

      Funny, I just switched last month from Tmobile because their service was so poor. I was with them for 8 years and I wanted an Android smartphone. I went down to the local store to see what they had and the selection stunk. Nothing even close to a moto Droid. They told me the new mytouch slide was coming out soon and that it was going to be great. I went home and checked out the stats, and I was underwhelmed. A couple days later I called tmobile to find out what the process would be when I switch, since I had two lines and I was only switching one of them. The lady practically begged me to go down to the store to check out the Slide before I made my final decision. I relented and drove down again. I explained the situation again and the guy showed me one. Mind you, it wasn't working. And he couldn't turn it on. They didn't have their store demo in yet. Asked him when they would have one in. He answered a few days, a week, he wasn't sure. The whole time he just had this blank stare. After that experience, I couldn't switch fast enough. I'm sick and tired of crappy coverage (in a city with a decent population) and service reps who don't really care about keeping customers. I'm sick of doing their job for them. If they want to keep me, they are going to have to work for it. So for $20 and a 2 year contract (on Amazon) I switched to Verizon and got a Droid. When the newer phones are announced in a couple of months if there's one I really want I'll switch my wife's line over, give her mine, and I'll take her phone.

    10. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      Are you sure T-Mobile isn't cheaper because you can't make calls from as many places as you can with Verizon? My sister has T-Mobile and talking to her on the phone is always an exercise in saying, "what?"

      I switched from Verizon Wireless to T-Mobile a few years ago in a fit of rage after (yet... another) very difficult and obtuse phone representative told me they couldn't... I don't know, whatever it is they can't do.

      Now, I haven't had too many issues with T-Mobile service in the Boston area, but I would much rather have to say "What?" to my sister than to my service provider.

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    11. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by Mitsoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      T-mobile call-in customer support is the best of all the big 4 -- And I've had them all, at the same time actually.

      I worked for T-Mobile (Indirect) for just under a year, and then for Best buy Mobile (which in my area did Verizon, Sprint, and AT&T)
      For the first year at BBM I had a line with all 4 carriers (Discounted, being a sales rep for all the companies) and I frequently called all 4 on a regular basis -- as some actions require you call in, including calling t-mobile when the customers had them and were switching.

      My experience showed t-mobile had a consistently well trained staff of CSR's. The only problem with T-Mobile was coverage. Eventually I came to the conclusion that, if signal is fine where you use it, T-Mobile provided the best end-user experience especially when factoring in 'problems' that required customer service help.

      Some common issues:
      1. ~70% of T-Mobile standing stores are *NOT* Corporately owned by T-Mobile. A large percentage of AT&T And Sprint stores are NOT corporately owned. In these stores your experience will vary but T-Mobile offers their indirect dealers free training by their corporate staff. T-Mobile also is adamant about NOT SIGNING YOU UP if you have poor coverage.
      2. T-Mobile's "Coverage map" is the most accurate of all 4 carriers. Verizons coverage map does not give you 'strong' 'moderate' 'weak'.. If you get 1/2 a bar (and thus frequently dropped calls) well.. your call connected, your covered! AT&T I'd put at 2nd best for coverage maps, but TMobile is far, far ahead in honesty here.
      3. Customer service hates getting yelled at, avoid the yelling stage at least for 10-15 minutes
      4. Sprint's Customer service generally is fairly good, if you can get one of them on the line, you're nice to the rep (after waiting 2-3 hours--though that's getting better), and you're not 'abusing' the system
      5. If you buy from an indirect dealer, use them to make any changes for the next 6 months to help avoid breach of secondary contracts. Indirect dealers can frequently give you a better deal ONLY IF YOU COMMIT to features for 6 months. Otherwise the carrier revokes the commission they pay the indirect store and makes them pocket the loss for the phone at that point (so the indirect store *must* have a 2ndary contract to stay in business) -- same with ETF's.
      6. Verizon has the "largest 3G network" but their technology limits their maximum speed to be about 60% of what AT&T & T-Mobile can get on 3G. If you have a "3.5g" (HSDPA+) AT&T or T-Mobile phone that variance grows even more -- Assuming you're (a) covered by t-mobile, and (b) not in New York on AT&T


      Oh, final note, Verizon & Sprint Share towers, at least for basic calls
      AT&T & T-Mobile share towers for basic calls
      Make sure your roaming is enabled on your phone (sometimes the feature is well hidden since, obviously, carriers don't want you to roam). Data Services -- especially for at&t/t-mobile don't get shared at 3G speeds -- but are sharable at 2G speeds.

    12. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      T-mobile has failed to do anythign evil to us. beating sprint and ATT. Oh, and hey, they don't lie about the bill. They said what it would be, and there it is. the ATT rep refused to tell me what the complete bill would be.

    13. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by RobertM1968 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have no spoken to a bad CSR at tmobile.

      They go out of their way to help you and generally get the job done.

      They will even help out with suggesting service plans and whatnot. I actually had to push to bump my minutes above the next tier. (I kept going over and I decided to just make it impossible to go over.) The csr on the line said, "you don't appear to ever use that many."

      My experience with T-Mobile has been the same. When we call (we have four lines), they go out of their way to remind us that we've got a new free phone available on our contract, offered to switch us to cheaper plans than ones we were selecting (when we called to add a few lines) that included more services, let us know when new pricing (their recent plan pricing reductions) were available and offered to switch us to the newer cheaper plans and on and on.

      That doesnt even count the fact that due to roaming agreements with almost everyone, we never pay roaming charges.

      Then there's the large number of times I have called because I bought a non T-Mobile phone (Cingular, Cingular and AT&T and random unlocked phone that TMo did not sell) and needed help getting data or such working. Those calls all started with "Well, we dont sell or officially support that phone, but here's what we need to do..." followed by the CSR walking me through every step of the setup and phone settings changes while they enabled any changes needed on their end... and ending with "OK, now, hang up, restart your phone and try x service on it - it should all be working fine now" - at that point, I hang up, restart the phone, test, and like clockwork, in under 10 minutes, the CSR rep calls back to make sure all is well and properly working.

      On top of that, not a single change gets made to our account without SMS text notifications being sent to all our phones letting us know and letting us know how we can check on the change to reverse it or understand more about it. That's on top of the online notifications, email notification and written notification. No guessing. No wondering when someone on the plan changes something that will incur us lots of charges. No wondering if TMo has changed something that will cost us more. Not with at least 3, if not 4, different notifications being sent to us.

      Then there's the TMo Community (aka: forums), where they actually allow whole sections devoted to rooting and modding your cell phone and are very quick to have bulletins and tips on potential phone problems and fixes. Most carriers and cell manufacturers go out of their way to prevent you from rooting your phone and installing custom mods. TMo simply adds a big disclaimer at the top of every rooting or mod section, then lets the community go "hog wild" offering, suggesting or instructing each other on how to root and re-ROM your phone.

      Since switching through Sprint (pretty ok with their cust service), ATT (rather make a deal with the devil), Verizon (rather burn in hell) to TMo (5 years ago), I've decided to stay with TMo - at least for as long as they keep providing such stellar customer service.

      Are they perfect? No, probably not. Do they occassionally screw something up? Sure. But, in all my cell and landline phone experiences, they are very very far ahead of the pack.

    14. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, with T-Mobile, you can purchase a used phone from Craigslist, or one of thier $20 basic pre-paid phones, and use it for any of their plans. They do not care. Really. It's full of win.

    15. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by Atryn · · Score: 1

      Hmm, multiple things wrong in this post...

      First of all, Sprint's time to answer is measured in seconds, not hours. Yes, sometimes that "seconds" is over 60 or 120 at peak hours. Call resolution is measured in minutes, and the average is nowhere near an hour. I do not believe the "2-3 hour" estimate you provide unless its an extreme circumstance. Now, that being said, if you worked in a store where you were already capable of solving most basic problems directly and quickly, I wouldn't be surprised if your calls (escalations essentially) averaged longer.

      Second, all carriers share towers. Take a look at a typical city tower these days and you'll see 3-6+ antennas on them. You might have meant that Sprint and Verizon use the same network technology (CDMA) and sometimes (not always) roam on each other. And ATT and T-Mobile both use the same technology (GSM) and sometimes (not always) roam on each other. But that overlooks many other companies involved in both network technologies and the fact that most towers have all carriers on them -- that's actually the major profit motive for the companies that own the tower -- one property with many lessees.

      I won't speak to your comments about the other carriers as I don't have expertise on them, but based on the two items above, I'm skeptical.

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    16. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Quick question. If I leave data roaming on, won't I get charged by AT&T? There have been situations where I could get on an AT&T tower and nothing else, but was far too afraid to use their data for fear of horrific charges. Are you saying that AT&T will let me use their data at edge speeds without charge?

    17. Re:Glad I just moved to Sprint. by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Thank you Evo.

      -J

      How do you like paying the extra $10 just for the privilege of using the phone? Do you even get 4g in your area?

  3. Customer Service by selven · · Score: 5, Funny

    Customer Service: We're not happy until you're not happy.

    1. Re:Customer Service by Zantac69 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      All snarking aside - this is a case of CSRs forgetting who they work for. They work for Verizon - NOT the customer. They have to keep "what is best for Verizon" in mind when dealing with customers.

      Now true - it would be a hell of a lot easier if we, as customers, had a list of options that we could choose from so we could make the best decisions possible. But the rub is - what company would ever go for that?

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    2. Re:Customer Service by hedwards · · Score: 1

      They do work for Verizon, however, who do you think is more likely to get laid off in event of a massive exodus from Verizon? The CSRs? Or the corporate execs?

      Simply put, I'm glad that I opted to go with a different carrier when I read about things like this. Sure my carrier isn't any better, but at least being on GSM allows me to choose my carrier without having to buy a new phone.

    3. Re:Customer Service by nitehawk214 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      All snarking aside - this is a case of CSRs forgetting who they work for. They work for Verizon - NOT the customer. They have to keep "what is best for Verizon" in mind when dealing with customers.

      All snarking aside - this is a case of Verizon forgetting who they work for. They work for the Customers - NOT the money. They have to keep "what is best for Customers" in mind when dealing with money.

      Yeah, I know I am full of crap. I hate big soulless companies too. But if their policy is to screw their customers at every turn, they will lose me as a customer.

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    4. Re:Customer Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The customer is always the boss. Any good customer service person knows that. If they get pissed off about charges and go to another provider, the company loses money. I've worked at many Customer service jobs, the best way to run business is to make your customers happy.

    5. Re:Customer Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and what is best for Verizon is giving the impression that CSRs are advocates for the customer, and having CSRs empowered to make decisions about what kind of "touch" the customer needs to be satisfied. The extra $ Verizon makes in out-of-plan data charges will easily be lost in good will.

    6. Re:Customer Service by tepples · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The extra $ Verizon makes in out-of-plan data charges will easily be lost in good will.

      That's why they lock you into a 24-month service commitment and don't let you pay for your phone up front, so that the loss of goodwill doesn't translate to loss of business.

    7. Re:Customer Service by bytesex · · Score: 1

      Short term or long term eh ? Pick one.

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    8. Re:Customer Service by gringofrijolero · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You are not the customer. The traders and shareholders are. They didn't buy the company to provide a service. They bought to make a fast buck.. Customer "service" is completely incidental.

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    9. Re:Customer Service by OctaviusIII · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm just an idealistic capitalist, but having informed consumers is the (ostensible) basis upon which our economic system is built. If companies cannot be expected to provide the information required to make capitalism work properly, we have a much larger problem that cries for a regulatory intervention, much as I hate to say it.

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    10. Re:Customer Service by v1 · · Score: 1

      All snarking aside - this is a case of CSRs forgetting who they work for. They work for Verizon - NOT the customer. They have to keep "what is best for Verizon" in mind when dealing with customers.

      100% agree. Anyone working in any "customer service" department of a business is not there to look out for the customer's best interest, they're there to look out for the business's best interest. In a mature business / market, customer service is important, and to some degree the CSRs have to start actually helping the customers "beat the system" to at least a small degree in the interest of good customer relations.

      However, I believe the point of this article is that Verizon considers screwing the customer in a major way to be in their "best interest". Public backlash and bad press is the fix for that.

      But going by Verizon's track record, I rather doubt they care. Right now, they have more to lose by making their business practices more ethical than they do in confirming the public's suspicions of just how badly they are willing to screw you. Summary: we already knew verizon was evil, nothing new to see here.

      I'm just rather amazed that considering the options people have, that people voting with their dollar hasn't had a bigger impact on the cell carriers. I guess there's just too much profit to be had right now that the market hasn't settled down yet and good customer service just hasn't had enough time to become an important factor. Until it does, they'll keep shafting the public, we'll keep hearing about it, and we'll keep taking it.

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    11. Re:Customer Service by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Customer service is our number 1 goal. Except when it gets in the way of our number 2 goal of turning a profit.

    12. Re:Customer Service by Ephemeriis · · Score: 5, Interesting

      All snarking aside - this is a case of CSRs forgetting who they work for. They work for Verizon - NOT the customer. They have to keep "what is best for Verizon" in mind when dealing with customers.

      They work for Verizon... Which makes its money off its customers... Lose the customers, lose the money, lose the job. It's that simple. Ultimately, the customers are the ones providing your paycheck.

      I used to work at Electronics Boutique. I took pride in my job and went out of my way to make sure that the customer left happy. This meant that I would often ignore our product of the month - a game or device that we were supposed to push on people whether they wanted it or not. I would, instead, recommend products that people would actually enjoy.

      I had a number of customers who came back to the shop repeatedly specifically because of my service. They would come back and ask me specifically if there was something new available that I thought they'd like - because I actually considered their preferences and past purchases rather than telling them to buy whatever our home office was selling.

      This resulted in many repeat sales for Electronics Boutique, even though I wasn't doing what the home office thought was best.

      By contrast, my manager was one hell of a salesman. He could convince anyone to buy anything. We had a couple come in looking for a PS2 for their kid for Christmas. He convinced them that the Xbox was a far better system (and it just so happened to be the product of the month). They bought the Xbox.

      After Christmas they came back in to return the Xbox, because it wasn't what their kid wanted. It didn't play the games that their kid already owned. It didn't play the games that their kid wanted. They were quite annoyed at my manager for ignoring their desires and selling them the wrong product. They wanted to know why he ignored the fact that they had Playstation games they wanted to play. They wanted to know why he didn't tell them that the games they wanted were Playstation exclusives.

      They didn't buy a PS2 from us. They just returned the Xbox. They then went across the hall and bought a PS2 from our competition - even though we had them in-stock for the same price.

      I don't know if they ever came back and bought anything else from us... But that was at least one sale that was lost because my manager did what the home office thought was best.

      What is best for the customer is, ultimately, what is best for Verizon - whether Verizon realizes that or not.

      Shaft your customers enough and they'll switch to a different company.

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      "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
    13. Re:Customer Service by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      All snarking aside - this is a case of Verizon forgetting who they work for. They work for the Customers - NOT the money. They have to keep "what is best for Customers" in mind when dealing with money.

      Yeah, I know I am full of crap. I hate big soulless companies too. But if their policy is to screw their customers at every turn, they will lose me as a customer.

      You are completely wrong. No business works for the customer, ever. The customer is a source of income - a market to sell their wares. They do the best they can to maximize the consumption of their product. A business can be about the money and the customers (it's actually a really good strategy for getting more money - a net gain for everybody), and indeed a large consideration for what the customer will buy is necessary, but it cannot only be about the customers. If they were, everything would be free, and they would be broke before they even started. That's usually called a charity, and relies on external support to keep functioning (donations, government funding, etc).

      The heartless among business executives may try to screw over the customer at every turn, but it's generally bad practice to do so (whether they actually care or not) in the long term. Sometimes business execs forget that, and then the business starts tanking and it ends up being consumed by another business unless they change their strategy.

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    14. Re:Customer Service by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 1

      But the rub is - what company would ever go for that?

      A company that figured that they could actually continue to exist by making normal to minimal profit margins, not throwing those profits blindly to shareholders or execs, and instead building up cash reserves and then actually providing more and better service as the focus of their company, rather than considering their corporate motive to be excessive profit?

      Crazy idea, I know.

      But see here's the thing; if I had a company--and I'm no businessman or economist, and maybe I'm missing practical considerations--I would do that. I don't need to be vastly better paid than the people who actually do the work in my company, and anyone who claimed they did need that I wouldn't trust. I also don't expect to get free money as soon as I find any source of revenue at all (see also RIAA/MPAA); as long as everyone is getting paid what they're worth at that (theoretical) company, I couldn't care less if we lose the opportunity to sue people for bajillions of dollars or wring a cash cow until it's dry.

      And if we go out of business after a while, because I wasn't bloodthirsty enough, at least I gave a lot of good people the money they were worth, provided a lot of people a service, and proved to cynical internet folks that yes, in fact, it's entirely possible for a company to exist that isn't trying to screw people over. And maybe, if I was saving my money, I can start again somewhere else.

    15. Re:Customer Service by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "But if their policy is to screw their customers at every turn, they will lose me as a customer."

      That's business, and business is war. The business wants to take as much customer money as possible, and the customer wants as much product or service as possible.

      Of course they try to fuck us, we should try to expose that in detail, and to fight back by voting with our sweet, sweet wallets.

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    16. Re:Customer Service by Cylix · · Score: 1

      Verizon employs a volley of interesting tactics targeted at nickle and diming the consumer. Eventually, they will completely destroy their reputation and at some point the consumers shift will force them to blink.

      Only when the loss is great enough will they attempt to make some turns. However, given this is a McDonalds nation driven on advertising rather than informed decisions it will take some time.

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    17. Re:Customer Service by penix1 · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. A company can survive without shareholders at all if they have enough loyal customers built through great customer service. On the other hand, a company that is shedding customers through poor customer service is likely to trigger a huge stock sell off. In either event, customer service is VERY important.

      I expected something like this. In West Virginia, they sold their landlines to Frontier after being hit with huge fines by the PSC for poor customer service and long outages. The sale was bitterly contested since it is highly unlikely Frontier can carry the load.

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    18. Re:Customer Service by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Going by most of the comments on /., it seems anything and everything is justified in name of capitalism as long as it benefits any company and results into profit. ("the company is only responsible to the share holders" mantra). The sacred religion of capitalism is truly untouched by evils of doing-the-right-thing. Look at Apple and their new avatar of taking away all the freedom and getting away with great rewards, and all I see here is fanbois fapping on the company and it's messiah.

    19. Re:Customer Service by zhrike · · Score: 1

      All snarking aside - this is a case of CSRs forgetting who they work for. They work for Verizon - NOT the customer. They have to keep "what is best for Verizon" in mind when dealing with customers.

      100% agree. Anyone working in any "customer service" department of a business is not there to look out for the customer's best interest, they're there to look out for the business's best interest.

      Looking out for the customer's best interest in terms of the services that the business offers is in the best interest of the business. Making a simple mention of valid service offerings an action that can lead to termination can NOT be reasonably defended or justified. If those CSR's were actually telling customers how to game the system, then and only then does your statement and the one above it apply.

    20. Re:Customer Service by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Kinda pathetic that what is best for the company isn't best for the customers, huh?

    21. Re:Customer Service by robson · · Score: 1

      That's the tricky part - publicly-traded companies aren't directly accountable to customers. They're directly accountable to shareholders.

    22. Re:Customer Service by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      "But if their policy is to screw their customers at every turn, they will lose me as a customer."

      That's business, and business is war. The business wants to take as much customer money as possible, and the customer wants as much product or service as possible.

      Of course they try to fuck us, we should try to expose that in detail, and to fight back by voting with our sweet, sweet wallets.

      Business is not war.

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    23. Re:Customer Service by Adaeniel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shaft your customers enough and they'll switch to a different company.

      I agree with you. However, there are plenty of fresh customers to take the place of those that leave. It seems like there are just too many people now to attempt the 'vote with your wallet' strategy. Because there are so many damn customers now, you're never going to get enough people to stop consuming that product to make a difference. Look at Toyota. People died due to their negligence. Are they going out of business? Nope.

    24. Re:Customer Service by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Yes, a company can work for the customer. A company that does not make any money is unable to deliver services to its customers, so if a company gives everything away for free, it does not truly benefit its customers. This sort of behavior on the part of Verizon (and many other companies) is why very few companies in the Fortune 100 were around 100 years ago.
      There are two things that people and companies forget, not everybody is your customer. A good company chooses a target customer and serves them to the best of their ability in every way.

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    25. Re:Customer Service by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      I'm just rather amazed that considering the options people have, that people voting with their dollar hasn't had a bigger impact on the cell carriers.

      There are too many factors that go into selecting a wireless carrier for that to work. Sprint doesn't have 3G service in my area at all, while AT&T and T-mobile have zero service at my workplace, and so I could choose among Verizon, the prepaids, and a local carrier. I picked Verizon so that I could get a phone that wasn't hopelessly out of date. The fact is that VZW are jerks - but they're jerks with a great network and good phones, and I'm willing to pay for good coverage.

    26. Re:Customer Service by v1 · · Score: 1

      Looking out for the customer's best interest in terms of the services that the business offers is in the best interest of the business.

      In the long term, definitely. But n the short term, rarely.

      Unfortunately, as far as the cell phone industry is concerned, we're still in the "short term". Short term goals are not customer loyalty, they are do anything you can to grow the business as rapidly as possible and achieve market dominance. Customer service can be "money wasted" later when you are in a position of power and have money to burn.

      It's probably very shortsighted of them to behave this way, but they're still going to do it. The ones making the decisions to rob the customers blind are securing their retirement packages. They'll be off in the Bahamas by the time customer service backlash comes around. That's part of why we see big businesses spring up around new markets, only to see them fall by the wayside when the market matures.

      I'm not debating against you on the idea that the long term winning strategy is good CS, I'm just saying that's not the game they're playing right now. And for the goals they are presently trying to achieve, they're making the correct decisions.

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    27. Re:Customer Service by bziman · · Score: 1

      this is a case of Verizon forgetting who they work for. They work for the Customers

      I'm sure you're being sarcastic, but I'd like to point out that big companies work for their shareholders and NO ONE else. If they can maximize the profit for their shareholders by biting the heads of kittens, they will, and they don't care one bit what anyone else thinks, especially not customers.

    28. Re:Customer Service by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      However, there are plenty of fresh customers to take the place of those that leave. It seems like there are just too many people now to attempt the 'vote with your wallet' strategy. Because there are so many damn customers now, you're never going to get enough people to stop consuming that product to make a difference.

      Unfortunately, I think you're right.

      I constantly see the suggestion on here that folks vote with their wallets... But I just don't think it's possible to make much of an impact that way anymore.

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    29. Re:Customer Service by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      The real rub is to quit being a Verizon customer you have to pay them a termination fee...

    30. Re:Customer Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They work for their shareholders, not the customers.
      Business 101.

    31. Re:Customer Service by Jeian · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I used to work for a mid-sized drugstore chain that's since been bought out. I have a lasting memory about this very subject...

      At my store, it was practice for us that if someone was buying an item and didn't know there was a weekly coupon out for it, we would tell them about the coupon and scan it for them. (This, despite guidance from our district management that "coupons are intended to attract new customers, not lower prices for existing customers, coupons should not be offered to people who don't know about them.")

      One time, when I did this for an elderly woman who was shopping with a friend, she turned to her friend and said "That's why I love coming to this store. They look out for you here."

      Verizon might take a hint from this.

    32. Re:Customer Service by N!k0N · · Score: 1

      and then the business starts tanking and it ends up being consumed by another business unless they change their strategy.

      or they cry to the feds for bailout money

    33. Re:Customer Service by dwightk · · Score: 1

      The only problem with that is there is no cell phone provider (that I've experienced in the U.S) that doesn't treat customer service that way.

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    34. Re:Customer Service by Widowwolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      Do you realize on average about 1 every 2 months there are changes to multiple things such as the privacy policy, contract and a number of other things that, if you don't agree with the changes, you can terminate your service without paying the fee. People don't pay attention to their bill so they don't realize when these things happen. Same thing for credit cards. They are basically changing the contract, which if you do not agree to the new contract, you don't have to live with it, and they can't make you pay for it.

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    35. Re:Customer Service by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Business is not war.

      What you stated there after more than a paragraph of description that backed saying that business is war, is equivalent to saying "nuh uh!!!!"

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    36. Re:Customer Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is too!

      (to avoid this, try to provide reasoned responses rather than simple contradictions)

    37. Re:Customer Service by Stanislav_J · · Score: 1

      Generally, the bigger the corporation and the larger the customer base, the less emphasis that is placed on customer service. Fact is, most customers never complain, and of those who do, most will eventually give up and either suck it up and write it off as a lesson learned, or just take their business elsewhere. IF there IS an "elsewhere." If there is no comparably-priced alternative that provides everything you need, then you pretty much resign yourself to being screwed and live with it.

      Look at Wal-Mart. In many, many communities, they are THE one and only big-box, cheap prices, we carry most everything store. If your alternatives are shopping at a smaller store and paying 15-25% more, or driving an hour to another town, or staying in town but spending all day running around to 5 or 6 stores to get what you can get in one stop at Wal-Mart, then Wal-Mart it is. And if the aisles aren't clean, or the clerks and manager are surly, or they keep refusing your coupons, or whatever...well, you're probably going to curse them and wish nasty consequences upon them...but you'll still shop there.

      The Big Boys know this, so they don't even concern themselves with customer service. They know that the really persistent complainers, the "hotheads" (in their eyes) who will make a federal case out of their problem make up maybe 0.5% of their customer base. If your annual profit is in the mega-millions, you're probably not going to give a rat's ass about that half a percent.

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    38. Re:Customer Service by spiderbiten · · Score: 1

      I put that phrase on a motivational poster in my cubicle when I worked in AT&T's Laptop Connect group.

    39. Re:Customer Service by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Looking out for the customer's best interest in terms of the services that the business offers is in the best interest of the business.

      Quite. Bean counters don't see this. They don't see the customers walking away, the customers who aren't telling their friends about the great service at Verizon, the people talking to friends who say "don't you know you can just block those services", the impact on business if a leak like this happens on people's general view of whether to trust Verizon in future.

      Some of the most successful big stores in the UK are those which have good service. M&S and John Lewis have both been around for 90 years. Both are shops that will say "have you tried (competitor)" if they don't have something in stock, or they don't have something you like.

    40. Re:Customer Service by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      Shareholders however do not like it when news stories like this come out (traders might since they could be either long or short on the company but standard shareholders only like good news)

      Also, not everyone is in it to make a quick buck...you can usually put something like an 80/20 rule into effect on stock transfers. 20% of the shares are going to make up 80% of the volume on any given day. That means that the other 80% of the shareholders are not quick in and out "make a buck" traders but rather long (or semi-long) term holders. Don't forget that telecom stocks (like AT&T with its steady dividend) are big favorites amongst retirees and pension funds.

      Large long term holders don't just sell when things start to look bad, they go to shareholders conferences, they actively vote their shares, and they care about long term performance (look at how many proxy battles have been fought and won by calpers and other large public pension fund).

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    41. Re:Customer Service by jmactacular · · Score: 1

      Bravo my friend, bravo!

    42. Re:Customer Service by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, I'd hate to live in your world. Here, there are lots of situations in which mutually advantageous trade can take place. You do business with a company if the result of doing so benefits both of you.

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    43. Re:Customer Service by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There is an old rule in business that one happy customer tells 10 people, one unhappy customer tells 100 people. With the Internet, they probably now tell 1000 or more people. Another important rule of thumb was that it costs 7 times as much, on average, to attract one new customer as it takes to retain an existing one.

      For something like a telephone, where you pay a regular amount, this is really important. If you retain a customer, they keep paying you every month. If you lose a customer, you lose a regular income and have to spend a capital sum attracting a replacement customer. Good customer service shows up as a line item on the expenses side of the budget, but in the medium term it gets you more money than it costs.

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    44. Re:Customer Service by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't the CSR's job titles be amended to be "Customer Service, Verizon Representative"?

      Then there would be no doubt for whom they should be representing.

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    45. Re:Customer Service by ImNotAtWork · · Score: 1

      I spent all my mod points yesterday. I wish I would have saved one for this informative comment.

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    46. Re:Customer Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I assume you got moved out of Electronics Boutique when they switched to the be an extra asshole only policy?

    47. Re:Customer Service by gringofrijolero · · Score: 1

      Oops, got it sideways... What I am saying is that the store/dealer answers to corporate, not the customer/user.. That should simplify the matter. The company will blame lost sales on "piracy" or something.

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    48. Re:Customer Service by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      Do they charge for paper bills? If so, do they inform customers of changes to the contract? If they're changing the terms of the agreement without free notification then there's something fundamentally wrong there...

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    49. Re:Customer Service by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      OK, last time I checked, war involved:

      • violence
      • guns
      • killing
      • violence
      • destruction
      • generally unlawful activities were they to occur without a war, such as taking of land, removing people, depriving people of necessities
      • oh, and more violence

      Do you see any of that in (normal) business? Does Microsoft go out and kill Yahoo employees? Does Microsoft go over and destroy the Google data center? For that matter, does Microsoft even create a virus to infiltrate the Google data center? (ok, you could consider a windows PC as a virus, but we're talking actively here)

      Saying "Business is War" is a Reductive Fallacy. Sure, there are elements common to both business and war, much as there is in a game of tag and war, or even going to the store. It doesn't mean that any of those are war.

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    50. Re:Customer Service by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      If business is war I'm bringing the high explosives. What do you mean, "metaphor"?

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    51. Re:Customer Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About AT&T, but could be related to Verizon too I guess :P

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQE4aUl-llo

    52. Re:Customer Service by Kumiorava · · Score: 1

      There is oligopoly of bad service and screwing the customers with all major telcos. That's why they all can keep it going.

    53. Re:Customer Service by Widowwolf · · Score: 1

      Even if its electronic billing does it matter, if you choose to cancel after a change before you pay your bill(paying your bill will automatically accept new terms)they cannot charge you for it. And yes all changes are to be either mailed to you with your bill or sent with your electronic bill. This is why automatic payments are stupid, you automatically accept all term changes.

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    54. Re:Customer Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your story sounds somewhat similar to mine.

      I used to work at one of the small shop which sell various sorts of IT/tech gear from high end video capture cards to mp3 players, etc. This shop was part of a small chain of 3,4 shops.

      I used to have multiple repeat customers to the shop, mostly looking for me. I used to be able to price certain things more expensive then the next door competition (Singapore, Sim Lim Square, have about 100 IT/Techie shops in a building), and yet people still came to the shop due to me. I have air crews who usually stay over every once a fortnight who will always drop by and spend 100s everytime, cos of me.

      The other sales guys believed that if you can't close a deal within 3-5 minutes, you should move on to the next person. I used to spend more time, explain more things, answer more questions, and get more sales. The others may make 30 sales worth 30 bucks each a day, whereas I may make 20 sales, but most of them will be in the 100 or higher range.

      One time, during a busy weekend, I spend about 30 minutes with someone and managed to sell a very high end piece of gear - with a profit margin of about 700 bucks.

      The next weekly meeting held with all the shops, I was criticised for spending too much time on that one guy. Even if they make 700 profit from that one sale, I was in the shit since I spend 30 minutes and not just 3-5 minutes during peak weekend period.

      I quit the following week. Not so surprisingly, the company asked if I can not serve my grace period after my resignation letter and just leave.

      And I did.

      Last I heard, that shop is still around, although they do not seem to be hitting sales targets all that much.

    55. Re:Customer Service by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      All snarking aside - this is a case of CSRs forgetting who they work for. They work for Verizon - NOT the customer. They have to keep "what is best for Verizon" in mind when dealing with customers.

      All snarking aside, this is a case of Verizon not understanding the meaning of the term "customer service" - unless the acronym CSR stands for "Company Service Rep" in Verizon's playbook.

      Now true - it would be a hell of a lot easier if we, as customers, had a list of options that we could choose from so we could make the best decisions possible. But the rub is - what company would ever go for that?

      T-Mobile

    56. Re:Customer Service by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Business is not war.

      What you stated there after more than a paragraph of description that backed saying that business is war, is equivalent to saying "nuh uh!!!!"

      "uh huh!!!!"

    57. Re:Customer Service by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      All snarking aside - this is a case of CSRs forgetting who they work for. They work for Verizon - NOT the customer. They have to keep "what is best for Verizon" in mind when dealing with customers.

      They work for Verizon... Which makes its money off its customers... Lose the customers, lose the money, lose the job. It's that simple. Ultimately, the customers are the ones providing your paycheck.

      Thus, Verizon and others, unlike what's possible in other markets (such as purchasing home electronics from Best Buy) have absurd termination fees on their phone contracts (with or without new phone). Makes a decent percentage of unhappy customers stay.

      That's the big difference with comparing Verizon to EB or Best Buy or Walmart. You dont have to pay (much or anything) to stop shopping at EB. You usually do have to pay to leave Verizon for someone else. Or pay more getting a non-contract line without all those wonderful promotional pricing so you can choose to freely leave at any time of your choosing. Or at least stick out your 1, 2 or longer year contract to avoid penalty.

    58. Re:Customer Service by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      That is sound advice - how do you go about actually using this on a low level customer service rep?

    59. Re:Customer Service by RichardJenkins · · Score: 1

      You are completely wrong. No business works for the customer, ever.

      What about these guys?

    60. Re:Customer Service by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      All snarking aside - this is a case of Verizon forgetting who they work for. They work for the Shareholders - NOT the Customers. They have to keep "what is best for Shareholders" in mind when dealing with money.

      All hail our gigantic corporate overlords.

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    61. Re:Customer Service by Widowwolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      Basically if you get your bill and notice there is a change to ANY part of the contract or service agreement(Such as trying to force you to a different plan or changing procedures for billing) This is a change to the original contract you signed with the carrier. Look for your provider to bury changes to Terms of Service with your bill. Quite often providers modify their service plans, much of the time the modification is a benefit. It doesn't matter, this voids the previous contract. Read the small print on those inserts included with your bill, it will spell out that you have 30 days (may vary on where you live) to cancel your contract with no charge simply because they changed the contract. Pay attention to how it tells you to cancel because sometimes that's very important. But remember if you pay that bill before this, most time it is look at as if you agree to the new changes and henceforth the new contract.

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    62. Re:Customer Service by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 0

      heres some more for you.....
      "My feet hurt like hell" Im sure hell hurts alot more than my feet ever could.
      "Wow that smells like shit" Like Actual shit ???
      "Your guess was off by a million miles" ...You get the point
      Heres an idea.. instead of wasting everyones time here how about you do something constructive. Write Joan Jett a detailed letter and explain to her that "LOVE" is in fact not an actual battlefield.
      Or you could go to your local college and take a class on not being a nitt picking control freak douchbag.

    63. Re:Customer Service by sixsixtysix · · Score: 2, Informative

      did the original contract say this behavior was okay on their part? services like phone,cable, etc, may have the fine print that they can change some things without violating the original contract.

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    64. Re:Customer Service by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      Even if its electronic billing does it matter, if you choose to cancel after a change before you pay your bill(paying your bill will automatically accept new terms)they cannot charge you for it. And yes all changes are to be either mailed to you with your bill or sent with your electronic bill. This is why automatic payments are stupid, you automatically accept all term changes.

      In the UK any direct debit charge has to be communicated 15 days before the payment date. If, somehow, you signed an agreement that stipulated payment the instant the invoice was produced you'd deserve all you got, which I hope would be a nullification of an unfair contract: one that has effectively given one party to make changes without the consent of the other.

      IANAL; this is common sense. God I hope it is...

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    65. Re:Customer Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We as customers need to be smarter. If U.S. consumers weren't so stupid, hedonistic and gutless, then companies like Verizon wouldn't get away with this negative quality customer service. Do you need proof that U.S. consumers are stupid, hedonistic and gutless? Just re-read this article about Verizon. This corporate stupidity and lack of customer care needed to be nipped-in-the-bud by consumers decades ago and the fact that it wasn't is proof!

      Smart people need to individually develop methodologies for using technology to track their iterative steps in fighting for customer rights and quality of service. Simple but effective use of technology (such as databases for example). Reason why it works, is because technology reinforces human memory. You can recall who you've contacted, what was said, when, and what you need to do to take the next step against the customer-treasonous companies.

    66. Re:Customer Service by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Heres an idea.. instead of wasting everyones time here how about you do something constructive. Write Joan Jett a detailed letter and explain to her that "LOVE" is in fact not an actual battlefield.
      Or you could go to your local college and take a class on not being a nitt picking control freak douchbag.

      I was responding to the GP that asked for an explanation. In context, my response was precise and even requested. Yours was neither.

      You could stop being a pissant, and on top of everything else, at least get your references right. That's Pat Benatar. Joan Jett had "I hate myself", which seems truly appropriate.

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    67. Re:Customer Service by indros13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This old rule was for the age of competition. There is no real competition in wireless. You can have coverage, customer service, or fair prices. Pick any ONE.

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    68. Re:Customer Service by Macrat · · Score: 1

      Wow, I'd hate to live in your world.

      That's what it is like in a world with MBAs.

    69. Re:Customer Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Verizon work for their shareholders, customers are just a method of keeping shareholders happy.

      Why give someone good service when you can give them passable service for the same amount and make them pay extra?

      Capitalism only works in markets where there is a lot of customer mobility, in markets with limited mobility (ie phones where you are in a 12 month contract) most people will just put up with what ever situation they end up in.

    70. Re:Customer Service by TheJediGeek · · Score: 1
      I have all three. This is because T-Mobile has very good service in my area. T-Mobile has very good rates, no extra tethering charges for my BlackBerry, and excellent customer service.*

      * To clarify, some T-Mobile stores seem to be going down in the quality of their reps. The last time I was in a T-Mobile store looking for a new headset for my wife, I had to explain to the rep that the headset he handed me had the wrong size connector. However, some T-Mobile stores are run by dealers and not the company. A couple years ago, I was thoroughly impressed by the competence of the reps at a particular store. I found out it was a corporate store. I would have gone there, but it was much farther away and we happened to be across the street from this other one. Every time I've dealt with a T-Mobile direct employee, I've had VERY good service.

    71. Re:Customer Service by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Companies that look at "how many customers did you serve" instead of "how much profit did you make for the company" are companies that deserve to go out of business IMO.

    72. Re:Customer Service by sjames · · Score: 1

      More like there's a shortage of sociopaths so Verizon has to hire "those people". You know, the ones that have a conscience and feel bad about people getting ripped off.

    73. Re:Customer Service by salesgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, every company that provides a contract service does in a very clear and legal sense work for the customer. When companies forget this, the market (and often courts) provide intense and painful reminders to that company.

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    74. Re:Customer Service by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      They work for the Shareholders - NOT the Customers.

      While this maxim is a common and glib reminder that is used by greedy managers who are attempting to get compliance with unethical or illegal practices, it is wrong as a matter of contract and law and the results of chronic poor service is poor profits. It takes time to happen, but it always does, and when it does it's painful, and usually results in those who live and die by the "we don't work for the customer" maxim usually are quickly fired.

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    75. Re:Customer Service by sjames · · Score: 1

      Not only will they not provide it, they do their best at every turn to obfuscate it (confusopoly). It's far worse than collusion, it's that things have gotten to the point that all of the companies each independently decided it's in their best interest to screw the customer. It's in all of their best interests to keep the barriers to entry in the market sky high so they can continue to rip off the customer. The FTC has been asleep at the switch for years and it shows. It's gone far enough that a case could be made for "constructive fraud" in a fair court case, but they have a lot more to spend on lawyers so that doesn't happen.

      Sane regulation is essential to maintaining anything like a functional market. Too little is no more sane than too much.

    76. Re:Customer Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All snarking aside - this is a case of Verizon forgetting who they work for. They work for the Customers - NOT the money. They have to keep "what is best for Customers" in mind when dealing with money.

      Companies work for shareholders, not customers. Any company that claims otherwise is either lying or self-deluded. Saying that the company works for the customers is like saying that the carpenter works for the hammer.

    77. Re:Customer Service by Widowwolf · · Score: 1

      That's why you pay attention before you sign the contract, or when the bill comes out..They have to tell you by law that you can cancel your plan on certain changes

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    78. Re:Customer Service by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      When I was in retail (thankfully many years of therapy ago) the term for a dissatisfied customer that told everyone about their bad experiences was 'retail terrorist'. That explains the government bail outs of companies who suck.

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    79. Re:Customer Service by ztransform · · Score: 1

      Pay attention to how it tells you to cancel because sometimes that's very important

      Whilst this is a great loop-hole the fact is few, if any, of us have the time and energy to be trying to keep 100% on top of these things.

      These companies count on inertia. They count on the fact you're not a lawyer. They count on the fact that the book-size terms and conditions drafted by hundreds of in-house lawyers cannot possibly be digested by a single individual customer in anything less than eight continuous hours.

      Essentially law does not free people, it enslaves them, for the same reason that science creates weapons of war: it is not the tool at fault but the people who seek to use it for evil and corrupt purposes. Governments and legal students COULD free people with simple laws. They choose instead to manipulate, bully, and coerce instead.

    80. Re:Customer Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now true - it would be a hell of a lot easier if we, as customers, had a list of options that we could choose from so we could make the best decisions possible. But the rub is - what company would ever go for that?

      http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/7383/tmobileplans.png

      This is my selection screen that I have today. It changes about biannually, and always had for the better.

    81. Re:Customer Service by zazzel · · Score: 1

      That's what SKY (TV, Murdoch) doesn't understand. I just read their Q1 report (Germany): in large letters: "Gross subscriber growth: 123000". Smaller, underneath: "churn: 122000, net subscriber growth: 1000" :-)

      "Selling expenses: 31.9 million EUR" -> Selling expenses per additional subscriber: 31.900 EUR.

      (cough)

    82. Re:Customer Service by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's really impressive. Spending almost 32K Euros per new customer, assuming that they all went for an expensive 60 Euro / month package, means that they need to retain these new customers for 45 years before they start making a profit from them. And that's completely ignoring lost opportunity cost from having to spend that capital now. If they'd spent a hundred or so euros on each of the customers that though about leaving (maybe give them a ten Euro / month discount or similar), then they'd have spent less than half as much and would have had a much bigger budget for each of the 1,000 brand new customers that they wanted to acquire.

      It's astonishing that these companies have managed to stay in business for so long.

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    83. Re:Customer Service by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Businesses don't try to maximize profit anymore.

      They try to maximize short-term stock bumps, so their current stockholders can sell their stock to the next batch of suckers before the price drops.

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    84. Re:Customer Service by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      For something like a telephone, where you pay a regular amount, this is really important.

      ...if, and only if, the customer can switch to another telephone company.

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    85. Re:Customer Service by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, that's not quite as noble as you'd think it was.

      Most coupons are manufacturer coupons, and the store 'sells' those back to the manufacturer and gets their money back. It's in the store's best interest for customers to use those coupons.

      Now, you're talking about 'weekly' coupons, so it's possibly you're talking about store-issued coupons that do cost the store money, but even some of them are actually manufacturer coupons even if printed by the store.

      For example, my local grocery store prints coupons with the receipt, but those are manufacturer coupons...you can even use them in a different grocery store.

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    86. Re:Customer Service by Widowwolf · · Score: 1

      Well i guess if you cant "have the time and energy to be trying to keep 100% on top of these things." then i guess you deserve what you get. I will always read contracts i am about to sign, and cross out things i don't agree with. If the Other side of the contract doesn't agree, that means i go to the next place with better contract terms. Problem is people are to lazy and to willing to give away the even the most personal of their information for a $5.00 discount.

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    87. Re:Customer Service by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      There is an old rule in business that one happy customer tells 10 people, one unhappy customer tells 100 people. With the Internet, they probably now tell 1000 or more people.

      I've told 55,956 people so far. Don't underestimate the affect of high search rankings (even when it happens on accident).

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    88. Re:Customer Service by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Remember that these numbers are averages. You may end up telling 100,000, but someone else may only tell 2.

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    89. Re:Customer Service by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Oh, sure. I meant that as illustration that it can potentially be much, much worse. If the customer has a bully pulpit, such as if I were Commander Taco and not some guy that no one's likely to read unless they specifically come looking for what I have to say, then it could get ugly quickly. How many companies would like to lose 10,000,000 customers overnight?

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    90. Re:Customer Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the past few years, ALL of the T-Mobile stores (at least in my area) have become franchise/dealers. The enjoyable irony of this is that whenever they want to do something like activate a new line, they have to dial into the SAME queue as the rest of the unwashed masses and work through a regular rep.

      To T-Mobile's credit, their phone service is remarkably polite and their waits have never been too long for me, but it's still funny. (It also means that you should NEVER trust anything a local store rep says if you want to do something more complicated than activating service on your account; they can't get anything more for you than a regular call to a T-Mobile rep can)

    91. Re:Customer Service by ztransform · · Score: 1

      Well i guess if you cant "have the time and energy to be trying to keep 100% on top of these things." then i guess you deserve what you get. I will always read contracts i am about to sign, and cross out things i don't agree with.

      Incredible. I also read terms and conditions thoroughly, in fact I've lost weeks I could have been working on contracts because I disputed one or two conditions.

      There are two problems. 1. You cannot be expected to keep on top of CHANGING conditions. When EVERY BANK and EVERY PHONE COMPANY is sending you leaflets every two months with changing conditions how is any ordinary person supposed to keep track of all conditions? 2. When a company has 100 lawyers working full-time drafting pages of complex terms how is a single non-legal-trained individual supposed to digest and contest unfair conditions? Where can an individual find the time to digest that enormity of legal clauses?

      You might think you're on top of everything but if you were you would have no time to work or play.

  4. This just in: by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Funny

    Phone companies are assholes.

    Film at 11.

    1. Re:This just in: by nitehawk214 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Phone companies are assholes.

      Film at 11.

      I would rather not see film of their asshole, thank you very much.

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    2. Re:This just in: by GaryOlson · · Score: 1

      When are you going to provide the in-depth report? Will this be a deep probe or just wide area coverage?

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    3. Re:This just in: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the report can be found here.

    4. Re:This just in: by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I once suggested Slashdot have a "Humanity Is Complete Scum" tag for articles, but realized it would apply to every single article and be rendered moot.

    5. Re:This just in: by TDoerner · · Score: 1

      Phone companies are assholes.

      Film at 11.

      I would rather not see film of their asshole, thank you very much.

      I agree! Such a film would be about 500 years ahead of its time anyway...people are still far too concerned with whose ass it is and why it was farting :D.

    6. Re:This just in: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phone companies are assholes.

      Film at 11.

      I would rather not see film of their asshole, thank you very much.

      Don't fret, there aren't any wide angle lenses quite large enough

    7. Re:This just in: by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:This just in: by rainmouse · · Score: 1

      yeah I think I'll pass too on any form of telecom goatse

    9. Re:This just in: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But wait, I thought the free market would mean we'd get better customer service from our credit card, cable, and cellular companies than we get at the DMV.

    10. Re:This just in: by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      More correctly: phone company executives are douchebags.

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    11. Re:This just in: by an+unsound+mind · · Score: 1

      But you could upgrade to the unlimited Goatse plan for only $39.99 a month. Are you sure you don't want the option to be open to you?

    12. Re:This just in: by luther349 · · Score: 0

      correction most phone company's are assholes. thers a few good ones out there mine for example windstream has awesome support. and it get me mad when my dads gf calls them with her always bad attitude. even the cs people rather speak to me when she calls them lol. probably cause i handle any issues calmly. and every time the problem gets fixed. same for t-mobile there entire direction has been having better support then the other guys.

  5. Customer Service Is a Misnomer by qbel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is very likely the customer service representatives who are offering those service blocks to better accommodate those customers are the better representatives who are actually trying to do a good job. And people wonder why customer service for some companies is so horrible, it is because of policies like this.

    1. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by noidentity · · Score: 3, Insightful

      CSR = Company Service Representative. See, just a simple misunderstanding.

    2. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by goodtrick · · Score: 1
      Everyday I see an advertisement on TV that touts being able to talk to a "real person."

      Well what is the point of talking to a real person if they are just some clueless automaton following some script. This Verizon policy is just another example.

      Personally, I dread the day when I have to call customer service, and I dread calling tech support double.

    3. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is very likely the customer service representatives who are offering those service blocks to better accommodate those customers are the better representatives who are actually trying to do a good job. And people wonder why customer service for some companies is so horrible, it is because of policies like this.

      Its the bean-counters' fault.
      Revenue losses from service blocks and credits are really easy to measure.
      Profits from customers made happy by good customer service are really hard to measure.
      So, as is frequently the case when organizations become hyper-focused on metrics,
      decisions get made that maximize metrics but don't make good business sense.

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    4. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      It is very likely the customer service representatives who are offering those service blocks to better accommodate those customers are the better representatives who are actually trying to do a good job. And people wonder why customer service for some companies is so horrible, it is because of policies like this.

      I'm likely to be one of the first to complain about bad service and practices, and I strongly dislike the way cell phone companies work in the US. However from TFA all I can see is a case of he said/she said. Is what the CSR said actually company policy, or is it just local management actions? Likewise I would expect a PR flunkie to say whatever in order to protect the company rather than saying the actual truth. But they will say the truth if it to the benefit of the company

      I can't deny TFA because I see no proof. But I can't support TFA for the same reason. Show me a document on Verizon letter head that supports TFA and then I'll reconsider my position.

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    5. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anon because I used to work for VZW as an in-store CSR/Tech.

      This policy has been unofficial for some time. I regularly would get confronted by store management about offering to block services like text and web when customers were having problems with data charges. I was also often confronted about changing the shortcut keys to something other than mobile web to avoid the 2.99 1-second data charges.

      Verizon is very aware of the 2.99 data charge, it's not accidental, nor is it a billing problem. In my experience, 30% of the lines Verizon services get these 2.99 data charges. It's millions of dollars every month in revenue. Shit like this is why I quit. It's also why despite working for, and being entitled to a discount from VZW, I never ever ever became a customer.

    6. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      The PR flunkie never contradicted the CSR: They kept saying that if the customer requests it, the CSRs should implement the block, and that the blocks were still available. And the no CSR will be fired for implementing a block that the customer requests. (Of course, they have to make sure the customer knows all the features they will be missing out on by having the block, by listing them all...)

      The CSR said that the policy is that they are never to offer to the customer a block.

      So, after reading both: If the customer knows about the possible blocks, and asks for one, they are to be given the runnaround and then allowed the block if they keep insisting on it. If the customer doesn't know about the blocks, it is a firable offense to inform them of them. No contradictions with either statement.

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    7. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      If the customer doesn't know about the blocks, it is a firable offense to inform them of them. No contradictions with either statement.

      From TFA

      First, she flatly denied that a customer service rep can be fired for suggesting a data block.

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    8. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you used to work for them but don't now, why are you anonymous? The information you've posted is in no way verifiable so you might just as well not have posted it.

    9. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by tepples · · Score: 1

      Well what is the point of talking to a real person if they are just some clueless automaton following some script

      More accurate speech recognition means the script can have more valid responses at each step. This higher branching factor means you get to the end quicker.

    10. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by tepples · · Score: 1

      Profits from customers made happy by good customer service are really hard to measure.

      But these profits can be estimated based on the revenue from customers who have stayed with the company past month 24.

    11. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      It's the bean-counters' fault.
      Revenue losses from service blocks and credits are really easy to measure.
      Profits from customers made happy by good customer service are really hard to measure.
      So, as is frequently the case when organizations become hyper-focused on metrics,
      decisions get made that maximize metrics but don't make good business sense.

      I suppose if they performed long-term trending analysis they'd realize that after adopting a policy like the one they have just put in place, they will lose customers and wind up in a worse place than where they started from but that might take years...

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    12. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by The+Hatchet · · Score: 1

      um... That's kind of like saying "sure a cure for cancer is available, but we aren't allowed to give it to anyone unless they can follow the treasure map, find the book with the scientific name of the cure in it, and then come to us and repeat it perfectly 3 times strait, we must wipe knowledge that such a thing exists from the world, so it likely won't ever be a problem" - you can't request it if you are never told it is an option, if you are not even aware of its existence. I can't describe the color red if I am color blind.

      Sure it is available, but if it is hidden and damn near impossible to get (or just hidden and your average joe) then it existing is just a technicality, for all practical purposes, it doesn't exist.

      Just because it is technically true, does not mean it is right. In fact it is quite wrong, to purposely cheat customers, and avoid giving them good service at all costs (literally, you ALL COSTS).

      Just because its on a desert island doesn't mean its easily available. It means you have to swim to a fucking island and dig it up. Big difference between "HERE IT IS" and "what are you talking about? oh, blocks? um, like the ones you build with? oh, well, to get that, I have to tell you all of the DEVIL WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN IF YOU GET IT features that you will be losing out on ... list... are you still there sir? maam? goat?? what did you say you wanted again?? oh, blocks? like the ones with letters on the side that you build stuff with?..."

      Just because your mom is available doesn't mean I can get with her, maybe she is a lesbian, and that would mean although she is available, it is impossible for me to get her in bed, short of a roofie colada, and even then its pushing it.

      Just think of the blocks like your mother, a giant contradiction. Also, I do not mean offence, I am just trying to make a point.

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    13. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

      I've read many comments about "bad customer service" but I'm not sure that they are accurate: Those customers who are savvy enough to make an informed choice are not going to be affected by this policy and will interact with knowledgeable frendly CSR's or weak stupid CSR's and this policy would have no bearing on customer service, since they will pay attention, know their options, and ask for the services and options. Those that don't will encounter the same good or bad CSR's and forge ahead in blissful ignorance. Either way, a management directive to not offer some services and only implement if the customer asks seems to me to be one of those things that many corporations do all the time - it doesn't matter if they offer CSR's a bonus for upsales, train them to offer premium services first, or issue a written mandate to respond to services that cut income only on request. In any case, I don't think we're talking about customer service. Verizon could respond quickly, have low wait times, and have high solution rates, yielding high levels of customer satisfaction (not saying they DO, just that they could) and this policy still be in place. This strikes me more of those "one more things" that people tack on when they are already aggravated, ratyher than "one of those things" that actually aggravates them.

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    14. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because VZW has lawyers and all employees sign long-term NDAs. I don't want to get sued for revealing conversations between management and employees over business practice. It's probably unlikely that they'd do anything, but that doesn't mean I shouldn't take one simple step to play it safe.

    15. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked VZW customer service for about a month. I quit despite the current economy (I only support myself) because of the shit going on there. Unfortunately, the NDA thing is true in my case as well. VZW is a horrible company.

    16. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by TriezGamer · · Score: 1

      Because posting with a pseudonym somehow makes his information more verifiable? Has VZW leaked a list of employees and their /. IDs or something?

    17. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      And how do you know how many customers would have left with poorer customer service, and how do you know how many more customers you would have retained/gained had you better customer service? Especially in the case of Verizon, who is consistently ranked at the top in surveys of customer satisfaction?

      How do you count that?

      It can be estimated, but an estimate always less trustworthy than a fact. The bean counters can say "We saved a million dollars last month by simply cutting out X." What if the effects of cutting out X don't show up for a year? Their total loss could be 5 times what they gained, but because it is spread out over a year they never see it.

      That's the problem with bean counters - they aren't visionaries. They cannot take into account loyalty, satisfaction, and desire. They only count numbers, and their numbers will show they are winning even as they lose.

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    18. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Since it is generally impossible to measure what is important, bureaucrats instead turn their energies toward making important what is measurable." — J.M.W. Slack, Egg and Ego

    19. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CSR = Central Serous Retinopathy. See, just a simple misunderstanding.

    20. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by allseason+radial · · Score: 1

      Everyday I see an advertisement on TV that touts being able to talk to a "real person."

      Well what is the point of talking to a real person if they are just some clueless automaton following some script. This Verizon policy is just another example.

      Personally, I dread the day when I have to call customer service, and I dread calling tech support double.

      I have had great experiences with Cisco tech support for my Linksys router. When my DSL provider (a fairly large CLEC) failed to provide effective support, Cisco knew exactly what was going on and directed me concisely. Without fail, every contact with Cisco support has left me technologically enlightened. AFAIAC, that company should proudly give all their phone CSRs a big fat raise. And no, I do not work for Cisco (currently unemployed). Although I have done time as a Tier 2 tech support rep in a large call center.

    21. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > implying an online handle is anonymous

      You've never heard of pipl.com or spokeo, have you David of Tieton, WA? Is this your Facebook?

      Took me all of 120 seconds to get your docs because you didn't post AC and I got it for free. Verizon's lawyers have money to hire professional private investigators in order to instigate litigation against someone who violates an illegal contract.

      Welcome to the real world. Mom's basement isn't so cozy anymore, is it?

    22. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoops, Everett Washington. Since I'm not a Capricorn like you I'm prone to mistakes. That's okay, anyone could social engineer your parents to get your most up-to-date information saying they're planning for your 10 year high school reunion.

    23. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quarterly reports come every 3 months.

    24. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by green1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      One of the metrics used quite extensively by the telecom company that I work for is "churn" this is the percentage of customers that leave the service. It is compared extensively with churn numbers from our competing carriers, as well as with our historic churn levels for previous quarters or years.
      The company is well aware of the cost to acquire a new customer, (they have it figured out down to fractions of a cent) and the churn rate for existing customers.

      Although this doesn't help you see "why" someone left, you CAN see any trends based on various policies. (ie. we instituted policy "screw the customer" in Q1 2009, and in subsequent quarters we started to show a higher churn rate, maybe we should re-think that policy?)

      Additionally whenever anyone cancels their service, A rep tries to get a reason out of the customer, this is obviously 2 fold, part of it is to try to keep them by offering some form of "save" deal, but the other one is to keep statistics on why people leave, if most people leave for "price" then you consider changes to pricing structure, if most people leave for "reliability" you consider upgrades to infrastructure, if most people leave for "customer service"... well... our execs still haven't decided what to do about that one... but I'm sure they'll figure it out eventually...

    25. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by nine-times · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, as is frequently the case when organizations become hyper-focused on metrics, decisions get made that maximize metrics but don't make good business sense.

      Quoted for emphasis. Excellent point. I think this problem is pervasive in our culture right now, even including our attempts to improve education.

      Interestingly (at least I think it's interesting), it seems to me to be caused by the right-wing's insistence on "capitalism" as a moral system (i.e. short-term profits are the only thing that matters), mixed with the left-wing insistence on "science" as wisdom (i.e. nothing is true unless it's quantifiable and provable). It's like a perfect storm of dumb ideologies, with some general greed, incompetence, and stupidity thrown in for good measure.

    26. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by NeoSkye · · Score: 1

      It's not just phone companies either. I used to work tech support at Dish Network and telling the customer that they could get a discount on the service call they were about to schedule by asking for a $5/month warranty they could cancel AT ANY TIME (aka, as soon as the service call was over) was a fireable offense. CSRs know all kinds of nifty ways of beating the system, but most companies will fire the CSR for even casually mentioning any of them.

    27. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Roblimo · · Score: 1

      This is probably because Cisco doesn't need to provide much tech support for consumer-level Linksys products, so they can be really good on the few calls they *do* get. I've had Linksys routers and switches for years and have never needed or wanted to call for help. In my experience, these are excellent products that "just work." I like that. :)

    28. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show me a document on Verizon letter head that supports TFA and then I'll reconsider my position.

      I'm sure they're so proud of that doc that they post it at the top of their homepage.

      Don't be silly -- they'll never show you the policy, but actions speak louder than words, even those on paper.

      Life's too short to attempt digging out stuff you'll never be allowed to see. The CSR is my only window into the company. If service is shit, I'll consider the company to be shit and advertise it as such.

      However, on the rare occasion I get good service, I'll attribute that to the individual CSR, not the company, just, as they say in civil cases, "based on a preponderance of the evidence".

    29. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess that proves my point about why I posted anon. Particularly because my /. id is the same or very similar to countless forum accounts and a couple email addresses, it would take not a great leap to deduce my name.

      And to be honest, do you think I'm not aware that posting anon reduces veracity? Whether you believe me or not, I'm putting my information out there. Or is it more believable if you heard of an anonymous account reported through wikileaks?

    30. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Not to be confused with CRS, the special cops who beat protesters to a pulp in France.

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    31. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interestingly (at least I think it's interesting), it seems to me to be caused by the right-wing's insistence on "capitalism" as a moral system (i.e. short-term profits are the only thing that matters), mixed with the left-wing insistence on "science" as wisdom (i.e. nothing is true unless it's quantifiable and provable). It's like a perfect storm of dumb ideologies, with some general greed, incompetence, and stupidity thrown in for good measure.

      which is why the Chinese are royally fscking us over as they know our companies are beholden to the shareholders and must put short-term profit (ie. the next quarter's figures) ahead of the long term good of the company... our stupid corporate laws are at fault here... along with stupidly short-sighted execs who can easily parachute over to the next company after they've raped the current one and set it to go down the tubes... The Chinese, on the other hand, aren't tied up with this crap and are playing the long game... the end result will be the complete destruction of Western manufacturing capacity... we're outsourcing ourselves over a cliff...

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    32. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > decisions get made that maximize metrics but don't make good business sense.

      There's a related spiral of doom relative to this, too. Sometimes, they set the metrics to unrealistic levels. So people either cheat, do a better job, or leave. Make it too hard and you get more cheaters (because they *can't* do a better job and everyone who doesn't keep their numbers up leaves). After a while, they see all these cheaters with perfect records and fire the honest folks and raise the standards (e.g. everyone is doing great! we can afford to raise the bar). From there on, you spiral into the territory where you have nothing but cheaters left (and when not cheating becomes almost impossible, especially for new hires, they simply learn to cheat from the other folks).

      In short, raising standards can be a bad idea. If you had any brains, you'd realize that people are meeting your new standards a little too easily. How do you get out of it? I'll let you know whenever management at work figures it out. I don't think they've noticed the massive (and necessary) cheating yet. They should be grateful that people are actually trying their best to do a good job, in spite of the stupid crap they give us.

    33. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by TriezGamer · · Score: 1

      The difference is, I don't care what information people know about me. The fact that you are willing to look all this up amuses me.

    34. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 0

      So just because YOU dont give a shit about your privacy the rest of the world should not give a shit about privacy iether.
      What a Douch.. BTW the pic makes you look like a douch too.

    35. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by adrn01 · · Score: 1

      Its the bean-counters' fault. Revenue losses from service blocks and credits are really easy to measure. Profits from customers made happy by good customer service are really hard to measure. So, as is frequently the case when organizations become hyper-focused on metrics, decisions get made that maximize metrics but don't make good business sense.

      While I was at a struggling cell phone carrier, they were constantly whining about the cost of "churn" - the constant loss of customers who then needed to be replaced by running expensive advertising. If they really cared, it would be easy to pick a test market, set a serious "customer first" service policy, and see if the cost of "churn" dropped more than the revenues lost by not screwing the customers.

    36. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by TriezGamer · · Score: 1

      Where did I say the rest of the world shouldn't care about privacy? I'm just saying, I don't CARE what people can find out about me on the internet. Also, a remarkable amount of the information a people-search comes up with on me is false - I don't have kids, for example. The things I >DO care about I don't post online. The AC still hasn't even explained how the statement is somehow more verifiable on account of it not being posted AC, given that it still offers no proof of the original claim even if the person in question DOES work for VZW, therefore proof that the AC has worked at VZW either current or in the past at some point is quite useless. If I hate my employer (or former employer), I could say all sorts of nasty things about the company -- it doesn't inherently make them true.

    37. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by TriezGamer · · Score: 0, Troll

      And while we're adding personal attacks into the mix, learn to spell, and use a question mark when making an inquiry.

    38. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the investigative anon and I made the right statement about privacy with the wrong individual. Fuckstain McShitpants is beyond reproach and has validated his position in the same fashion he diagnosed his Aspergers. Everything must be taken with a grain of salt but his arguments regarding privacy are specious.
      As much as I may troll Taco hard, I still have excellent karma and believe Slashdot contributes something to the community unlike Reddit or Digg so when I do attribute something to my handle it's something insightful or informative rather than some forced meme for the sake of humor or kneejerk hysterics.

    39. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      True but this is offset by the fact you often have to wait to get in touch with the human in the first place.

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    40. Re:Customer Service Is a Misnomer by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      And likely there will be other changes in that time to cloud the issue.

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  6. I once was a CSR for a 'Premium' txt company. by SuperBry · · Score: 1

    God the people who signed up for these things were idiots. We were walked through the sign up process and it was clear that you would be charged on about 10 different screens. The worst were the people who went months even years before noticing the charges and wanted them all refunded. Every one of them claimed they were never notified about the charges but we could look though the history on the account and could see the messages that were sent and they all ended with something to the effect of '9.99 a mo. reply STOP to end messages and disable acct.' Alas they would let it go on for months and yell at me for their stupidity.

    1. Re:I once was a CSR for a 'Premium' txt company. by cliffiecee · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I have to agree with you. Those contracts are usually long and very hard to read, but they are the terms under which you receive their service, so you need to know them, or prepared to be unpleasantly surprised (which is most peoples' method, apparently).

      Actually, forcing myself to read these contracts has been a great deterrent to signing up for things I don't really need.

  7. Verizon sells you a literal timebomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Each phone you buy is so loaded with shit that anyone who tries to run all programs or options on their phone will ring up a hefty bill without realizing it.

    1. Re:Verizon sells you a literal timebomb by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Each phone you buy is so loaded with shit that anyone who tries to run all programs or options on their phone will ring up a hefty bill without realizing it.

      I can attest to that. I was a verizon customer for about a year and the first thing I did was tell them "no net, because I don't want to pay for it.". They nodded, and agreed, and so naturally you'd think that does it. Well, the wrong button hit on the phone pulled up a browser which naturally pulls up a verizon website by default. That means that somehow, net is there. The bill that month had a 1k use, which amounted to about a 15.00 fee for net activity. CSR didn't help one bit, simply saying that the use of net access warrants a month of a net access fee. After asking how to avoid it, a snarky little "don't use the net on the phone" came from their mouth. Of course, I asked how to keep the phone from actually accessing the 'net, and they said it wasn't possible and to simply avoid using it.

      Suffice to say, after a couple months, it happened again because I hit the wrong button. I was furious since even if I wanted to use it, it's not even a real browser! After talking to a few people in CSR, and finally going to the verizon store and not leaving until it was fixed, I had the ability removed at the verizon side, with the browser not being functional.

      I guess it helped when I told the guy (I lied of course...) that I took off half a day to fix this, and I'm not leaving until it's fixed even if it takes days :) Since I have a great poker face...

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  8. T-mobile is great in this respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    T-mobile, say what you will about its coverage. But it has excellent customer service. They voluntarily suggested these blocks, and they have lower rate plans for people out of contract who don't need subsidized phones. As the market is saturated, most people who want cell phones got them. Those who don't need/want premium service are happy with their two or three year old phones. T-mobile, and others who are offering lower rate plans without phone subsidies are going to retain these customers. And the nickle and dimers like AT&T and Verizon would find it difficult to peel off customers from them.

    1. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      I fully agree with the T-Mobile recommendation. Another thing to try for those of you with minimal needs is one of the prepaid plans offered by some of the smaller carriers. These plans piggyback on the major provider's networks (you'll need to research to see who has paired up with whom), and they are substantially cheaper. My co-worker and his wife use these, and they pay about 100 bucks a year for both phones. There are frequently 2-for-1 minute top-off deals that come up. If you're frugal, you can get some good deals.

    2. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by ZosX · · Score: 5, Informative

      I second this. I have T-mobile and while their android phone selection is kind of sucking right now, I can still get away with wireless tethering for free and they have one of the largest caps (10 gigs). I've easily blown through 2-5 gigs already this month. They also just boosted their speeds locally and I'm now pulling like 2.5-4mbps, which is a lot better than the 1mbps I was getting previously. Don't know when I'll start to see speeds over 5mbps, but I should probably upgrade to the latest radio. The worst they do to the people that exceed their caps is drop them down to edge, which still at least leaves their phones somewhat usable. Every other provider wants to nickel and dime you to death. Boost is good for cheap phone service, but their network is terrible and nowhere even near edge quality. I'd feel pretty bad for anyone that bought their proposed android phone. Its going to be rather painful. Seems like sprint is content to milk the old nextel network for all its worth.

    3. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      Also agree with T-mobile. When I wanted to unlock my phone they said "Sure!". I have also heard that they will support iPhone on their network. My only gripe is that in my own home I get at max 1 or 2 bars

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    4. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by OzPeter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IMHO T-Mobile also has the best pre-paid plans in the US for a major carrier. I actually use a prepaid phone and for my usage I am paying well under half of what any of the contracted plans would pay. But then again I only use my phone as a phone so I don't need much in the way of functionality.

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    5. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by mlts · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The outstanding thing about T-Mobile is that they are forthright about their fees.

      If some app on my Android phone decided to start eating bandwidth like mad, I'd just have to deal with EDGE speeds until the next billing cycle. If this happened on another provider, I'd be owing them a lot of cash.

      My idea for a compromise: Have a maximum limit of bandwidth, and throttle (not kill) to EDGE speed once a user hits it. For example, the customer can buy x amount of bandwidth base per month, then authorized y more to be billed. If he or she goes over x+y amount of bandwidth, throttle and notify the user that they got choked, optionally offering to lift the limit to a higher amount on a temporary or permanent basis.

      Far weaker would be a "4G" speed service [1] that is truly unlimited in bandwidth ("business class"), but costs $100 a month. I'd rather pay more and at least know that my phone bill will have a maximum bound to it, especially if I just have 1-2 computers and am well off by just using tethering. Long term, this might make cellular providers more money because they would be an alternative to cable. Sprint/Clear is doing a great job at this. I would like it if AT&T would follow suit.

      [1]: Technically 4G is all IP communication, compared to 3G/3.5G voice and IP over different channels. However, T-Mobile's HSPA+ is as fast as Sprint/Clear's 4G. Either way, a speed that is usable as a possible replacement for a home Internet connection.

    6. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Maybe because they’re just not capable of being *that* evil, considering how on the German market, where they come from, they would be done and dead, if they dared to act like a US phone company.

      I’m downright shocked by how you think you “got away” with wireless tethering.
      It’s a function of your phone, isn’t it? What gave anyone the idea that it is controllable or even acceptable to disable built-in functions that you’re STILL paying for. (You still pay for your bandwidth and for the hardware).

      Seriously, if I had to move to the US, I would not make a single contract with *anyone*, unless I would have written it myself, including all the terms and conditions. Even if that would mean no phone, Internet, apartment or anything.
      I’m already wary of making contracts here in Germany. (I only have two contracts in total (apartment and phone/internet), and like to at least keep it that way, if not cancel the phone contract too.)

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    7. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by Y-Crate · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. T-Mobile reps have always been willing to find ways to match their various plans and options to my needs and budget.

      The consequence of this is that I've been with them for over six years, as opposed to the two I originally planned on.

      Another T-Mobile story:

      Some years back I got a credit on my account that I couldn't explain. Suspicious, I called T-Mobile and their rep assured me it was legit and not a mistake. It was a mistake. Four months later someone realized that they had given me a few months of free service that should have gone to someone else for whatever reason. They billed me for the credited months. About the same time my Sidekick 2 got destroyed, and I was informed that there was a four to six month or so waiting list for a replacement (this was through the private insurance provider Asurion)

      So I had an extra $200 on my bill that I did not expect to find, no phone and no hope of getting a phone anytime soon. Called them up, explained the situation, and they gave me a $100 credit if I promised not to cancel my contract, and told me they would see what they could do about my phone situation.

      The next morning there was a voicemail on my phone (put my SIM in an old phone my roommate had) saying that my new Sidekick would be there the following day. Apparently one of the CSRs called Asurion and bumped me up to first on the waiting list, and had T-Mobile cover the cost overnight shipping.

      THIS is why I want T-Mobile to be the next carrier to get the iPhone, and it pains me that they haven't yet. I'd rather deal with generally fantastic, but occasionally spotty service than Verizon's nonsense. I don't care if they can promise me 5 bars everywhere I go. I don't want them.

    8. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by SpzToid · · Score: 2, Informative

      T-mobile has the lowest price for data-only service, at $40 monthly. This has been the case for years. If you've got your VOIP setup down, you already know this is all you need. One SIM allows easy-tethering also.

      http://www.t-mobile.com/shop/plans/cell-phone-plans-detail.aspx?tp=tb1&rateplan=Even-More-Plus-Smartphone-Unlimited-Web-E-mail

      My brother drives a truck around Northern Arizona and I've been trying to get him to switch to such a plan, but he says there's nothing like Verizon coverage in the area, (and what he really wants is voice service). If anyone has any comments on T-mobiles coverage in N. Arizona, I'd like to hear. When I look at T-mobiles coverage map, it looks pretty good along all the highways, to me.

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    9. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Well. Tethering would be easy to figure out if someone were doing it. It is against their end user agreement.

    10. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Seriously, if I had to move to the US, I would not make a single contract with *anyone*, unless I would have written it myself, including all the terms and conditions. Even if that would mean no phone, Internet, apartment or anything.
      I’m already wary of making contracts here in Germany.

      You would likely be living on the streets here then. Everything's a contract. Housing, services, everything that's not a pure tangible item that you can carry away, and even some of those have contracts associated with them, whether for warranties or perhaps things like EULAs.

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    11. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just wanted to toss in a smaller local Cell company does the same. If you sign up for a 1 year or 2 year contract, they help reduce the cost of the phone up front and your monthly bill will be around $10 more. If you buy the phone outright or already have a phone, then the monthly bill is $10 less. Plus, their plans are well priced, and include a lot of features for the dollar.

      For example, I have a BB Storm from Verizon. I canceled my contract with them seeing how I was paying $45 for the minutes, $35 for the BB Internet Service, plus $10 for the unlimited texting etc, so my monthly bill was around $120 after you add in taxes and the "Other Verizon Fees".. which if you read the fine print are paying for any taxes verizon must pay and things like that. (So in the end you're paying the taxes you owe to the government and also covering the taxes Verizon owes.. fuck off pecker heads).

      The carrier I changed to, www.immix.com, gives me 500 minutes for $29.99 (50 more than Verizon), BB data for $30 (which I think is "regulated" by RIM, seeing how the unlimited Data for any other smartphone is only $19.99), and it includes unlimited texting to anyone on any network. MMS runs an extra $9 for unlimited to anyone, which I didn't opt for... out-going are $0.75 for me and free to receive. All of their phones come UNLOCKED, which was a pain in the ass to get Verizon to do with my Storm. Inserted the Immix SIM card and things have been working great since. There's no roaming fees and when I'm outside of their coverage area of eastern PA I get to use ATT, T-Mobile, and 10 other smaller GSM providers. Even in the Immix tower coverage I can still set my phone to use T-Mobile with no issues (Picking AT&T in the Immix area will just show SOS on my phone; their agreement doesn't cover those areas). Now only if the Storm supported HPSA/HPSA+ in the 1900MHz band I'd be set, but it only supports 3G GSM in the 2100MHz band. You also can change your plan at any time without hassle or fees. I'm a very satisfied customer and so glad I'm away from Verizon

      Anyone in central/eastern PA may want to look into Immix if you're interested in an alternative service provider for your unlocked iPhone or Nexus One.

    12. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll second that. We spend about $100-$150 per year on cell phone service per phone.

    13. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a great fucking day at t-mobile today, how can I brighten up your day for you?! Like omg!!

    14. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by Mateorabi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Agreed. $30 for a a phone and a $25 in minutes. Buy the $100 minutes to become Gold so you have to get more minutes 1/yr instead of every 90 days. Now I only have to put the minimum $10 a year on the phone (or whatever I use above that, because even I use >100minutes a year) upkeep.

      It's great, no hassle, cheap, and they have the best customer service. The first year I forgot the renewal date (I was off by a day) but the rep told me I was within the (one time) 48hr grace period so they restored the ~100 bucks that should have expired. They got a life customer for that class act.

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    15. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by lanner · · Score: 1

      Yea,what this guy said. I've got a Nexus One right now. It's great and getting it to work with TMobile was easy. I've been with TMobile since long before it was TMobile (VoiceStream) and I've always had good experiences when talking with their customer support, and I HATE customer support phone droid goobers.

    16. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by juancnuno · · Score: 1

      I have T-mobile and while their android phone selection is kind of sucking right now,

      What about the Nexus One? It is _not_ without its problems, but it's the phone I'd buy now if I had to. And I don't have to because I'm using one (that I paid for with my own money). Full disclosure: I am a Google employee.

    17. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love T-Mobile! I have had Sprint, Cingular/AT&T, US Cellular, and Verizon. They all suck. T-Mobile does not. To be fair, Sprint only sucked because it was expensive. But still.

      They do have excellent customer service, cheap phones (even Blackberries and the whatnot), and very decent rates. I haven't investigated rates in quite some time (being very happy with my service), but whenever my friends and I discuss our phones, I usually have the best rates, and I have unlimited everything. (Yes, their 'unlimited' is false advertising, as it is with all of the above companies, but I've never run into any caps, and I am a phone-Internet junkie.)

      Anyway, that's just my two cents.

    18. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      I have had little problem with T-Mobile in the past but I will be forever weary of them from when I first signed up.

      I remember almost immediately into my contract with them (this was a few years ago, mind you), I started getting text messages like crazy. They were those dumb "joke of the day" type messages, and I had been getting like 20 of them a week. I called T-Mobile and asked if there was anything I can do to stop them, and they told me no; there was nothing I could do. I had to accept those text messages and just delete them when they show up. I could try texting "STOP" to them and pay standard text messaging fees to attempt to do so with no guarantee it would end them, but T-Mobile refused to block them.

      Their only suggestion to me was to get a new phone number. I told them that the suggestion was outrageous since I've had this line for almost 2 months now and have given it to many colleagues and contacts, that they should be able to disable texting on the line or hell, offer some sort of block on these things. After many back and forth attempts (I had to do this on my lunch and/or dinner break as my work hours had completely overlapped their customer service hours and I was working 7 days a week, I finally found someone who could do something about it. It took me a week and a half of talking to T-Mobile before someone finally accepted I had a valid complaint and helped me out.

      These days, you can disable these things from their webpage, and their customer service has been wonderful since. I just have a bad taste in my mouth from all that initial crap I had to put up with.

    19. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear god, $40 for data service.

      I currently have unlimited full-rate 3G data with multisim, for 13.90€/month. This gives me 10/2Mbps on my N900 and 14/5.76Mbps on my laptop with a USB 3G modem. And yes, I have tested the speeds.

      The phone adds 0.65€ for voice and text, calls cost 0.066€/min and texts 0.066€/each.

    20. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by schon · · Score: 1

      My idea for a compromise: Have a maximum limit of bandwidth, and throttle (not kill) to EDGE speed once a user hits it.

      Already done

    21. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by Macrat · · Score: 1

      Yup, T-Mobile completely rocks. Especially when I'm getting coverage and my friend with an iPhone on ATT is getting nothing.

      Their unlimited SMS and data for $20/mo rules now compared to ATT and Verizon.

    22. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by ZosX · · Score: 1

      500 is a lot of money to spend on a phone. Its tempting, but the lack of a physical keyboard is kind of a deal breaker. Maybe when they start to get cheap used, but right now even used ones are about 400. I could almost buy a half decent laptop for that kind of money. I've just been kind of waiting for something half decent to upgrade to, that won't cost me a ton of money. The new mytouch slide is not all that interesting either. Froyo is looking pretty sexy though. Most of what I use my phone for is mytracks when I take long hikes, the music player, reading news and some occasional web browsing. My lowly G1 handles all of these tasks just fine, though it may not be as lightning fast as the N1. I'm more than ok waiting a second or two before my e-mail opens up though. I mean this thing is still way faster than any phone I've ever used before. If this is considered low end anymore, I can only dream of where things will be in a couple more years.

    23. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by juancnuno · · Score: 1

      That's fair. Typing on the G1 is far better than typing on the Nexus. I have a terminal case of upgraditis myself, and not having the latest release of Android is a deal breaker for me. :)

    24. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Froyo is enough for me to want to upgrade. I'm amazed that dalvik didn't have JIT from the start.

    25. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      T-mobile, say what you will about its coverage. But it has excellent customer service.

      Possibly, when you want to keep using their service. My experience was quite different, however. I purchased a great phone from the manufacturer. This phone, however, is incompatible with T-Mobile's 3G network. When telling the rep that I wanted to cancel because I purchased a brand-new phone that doesn't work with their technology, the rep spent over 10 minutes trying to sell me Google's phone. Each time I replied, "but I just purchased my phone and I like it." This wan't good enough. Each time he tried to up-sell me, I asked to be escalated, but he refused to escalate me and I was stuck talking to this asshole. I even pointed out that I had been continuing their service contract-free for 2 years after my contract with them expired. I provided them a material profit on a per-customer basis. But he refused to escalate my call.

      Asshole

    26. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pay $10 per year minimum for my T-mobile phone. Sure, 10-15 cents per minute, but I use about 30 minutes per month. This is VASTLY cheaper than any other prepaid or postpaid plan I've encountered.

    27. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about $50 for one-year, that's about what I pay T-mobile for my cellphone (pay as you go, gold plan). I don't use it a lot. Coverage, well in some places I go it's great. I'm a mile off the road in the woods, 15 miles from the nearest town of about 1000 people and I have two bars. I don't have that in my office at work in a big city. It depends whose towers they have agreements with.

    28. Re:T-mobile is great in this respect by randyleepublic · · Score: 0

      Where is the fucking pre-paid plan for my cellular modem??? Fuck!! Am I clueless or are there truly no pre-paid data plans in this shitbox country?

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  9. Re:Jews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bank of America was originally Bank of Italy, you dumb fuck...

  10. OMG WTF MONOPOLY by eherot · · Score: 1

    In other news: How to tell you're dealing with a company that does not feel it has to do anything to retain its customers

  11. Nothing New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is nothing new, this is what happens when the CSR tries to "do the right thing" and the management has no qualms about making money from overbilling.

  12. Re:Rife by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yea, I made seventeen phone calls in to the four departments to get a DSL dry loop line. You have to get really aggressive to get anything done. There ARE some service saints in there somewhere, so when you get one, get their ID number or sometimes first and last name and then ask for them.

    Re your last line, I AM willingly a (disgusted) customer because I think Comcast is worse! Last I recalled on the Evil front, Verizon was SLIGHTLY less evil.

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  13. They don't tell you anyways... by Gertlex · · Score: 1

    In my experience, this won't make any difference. They don't tell you about data/web blocks anyways. I happened to read a mention of that concept on /. shortly before getting my most recent phone. So I asked and got that without a problem. Yay.

    Though I suppose the noteworthy bit here is to assume that there's hidden money to be had/saved when dissatisfied. Because ya, they don't tell you.

  14. Phone Design by Renraku · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure phones are designed to be one button away from a multiple dollar data fee if you don't have a data plan. Every phone I owned would happily connect to some webpage owned by the cell phone company and proceed to download 200-300k before you could figure out you hit the wrong button. Moreover, some of them have flat out refused to stop downloading the page until it's done, meaning that you just got dinged a megabyte on your ten cents per kilobyte lack of data plan.

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    1. Re:Phone Design by Compholio · · Score: 1

      Every phone I owned would happily connect to some webpage owned by the cell phone company and proceed to download 200-300k before you could figure out you hit the wrong button.

      That's one of the reasons I like older phones, they're too slow to connect to the internet before you can click cancel.

    2. Re:Phone Design by WeatherGod · · Score: 1

      I agree. One time, I was exploring the features of my wife's new pay-as-you-go phone. After trying out other parts like "Games" and "Contacts", I went to "Web", thinking it would bring me to something like "This is your first time accessing the web on this phone... would you like a tour?" Nope, went straight to the "browser" and loaded up some page. I quickly left that and discovered that I got charged $1.00 for the first phone call of the day (which is typical) and then got charged for the data downloaded.

      So, a slip of the thumb could easily cost you a few bucks. Lovely...

    3. Re:Phone Design by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      I doubt that the manufacturers knowingly design their handsets to charge customers: they don't see any benefit. It's more likely that these hotkeys are put there at the networks' request, or that it's just an honest attempt to provide a handy feature for the people who do use data. Now, not being able to reassign the key is almost certainly the former. I used to go to Carphone Warehouse for my phones because for some networks (Vodafone as I recall) you had a choice between a vanilla phone and one that's been mutilated by a company that has practically zero experience in UI design.

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  15. This is why I'm OK with AT&T by Lank · · Score: 1

    Not that I believe AT&T has no problems, because it absolutely does. But I figure I use my iPhone more for data services than phone calls anyway and that's one of AT&T's strong areas. But at least I'm not giving my money to Verizon no matter how good their coverage is -- they're basically jackasses.

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    1. Re:This is why I'm OK with AT&T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AT&T is worse. Trust me, I have an ongoing 4 year old case with them that involves some potentially illegal activities on their part. Just know that AT&T supports spamming and uses third parties to do their spamming for them so they can charge you to receive them, and get whatever revenue results from the spam as well. Additionally, if you want it stopped, they tell you they aren't spamming you and that you inadvertently signed up for something (which I proved to them was incorrect, but they dismissed it). They will spam you, they will not stop spamming you, they will charge you to receive the spam, and they will punish you if you try to do anything about it.

      They did this to pretty much all of the old Cingular customers that used an old service that isn't offered anymore.

  16. GSM which band? by tepples · · Score: 1

    being on GSM allows me to choose my carrier without having to buy a new phone.

    If you are in the United States, and you use mobile data, switching GSM carriers means all you'll get is EDGE. AT&T phones don't work on T-Mobile's UMTS band, nor vice versa. Besides, among the four major U.S. carriers, only T-Mobile gives the customer any discount on the "SIM-only" plan for buying or bringing a phone as opposed to subsidizing one.

    Ideally, CDMA2000 should make switching just as easy as GSM/UMTS, with a removable CSIM that you can put in your existing CDMA2000 phone. But CSIM hasn't been implemented by U.S. carriers, possibly due to different bands.

    1. Re:GSM which band? by davester666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, this use of different standards is done in the name of competition, so that the customer has more choice and can receive better service than if the FCC arbitrarily picked a single wireless standard that all of the companies needed to use.

      Once again, free enterprise saves the day and makes your life a little better/easier!

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    2. Re:GSM which band? by hitmark · · Score: 1

      cant tell if this is sarcasm or a serious opinion.

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    3. Re:GSM which band? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      None of the CDMA carriers up here in Canada implemented CSIM either. It's a moot point through as they're in the process of switching to UTMS this year.

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    4. Re:GSM which band? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ideally, CDMA2000 should make switching just as easy as GSM/UMTS, with a removable CSIM that you can put in your existing CDMA2000 phone. But CSIM hasn't been implemented by U.S. carriers, possibly due to different bands.

      Might also have something to do with CDMA2000 being a dead-end technology... Most new phones these days are Quad-Band GSM & Quad-Band UMTS, so they'll work on anything. Not all are, but they'll disappear shortly enough..

  17. Confused a bit here by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    If Verizon doesn't want to sell these options to customers why are they even offering them? Why not just withdraw these options for new customers and only include them for people grandfathered in and already have them? What am I missing here?

    1. Re:Confused a bit here by WeatherGod · · Score: 1

      Blocking is not sold, it is a free "service". Literally, it is just a True/False flag on your account. The plans come with all these features turned on, and you have to ask to turn them off. So, rather than make a slightly cheaper plan available with fewer services, they have you pay the full package and then have you request to make your plan less useful at the same full price.

      The reason they don't offer other plans with the services already blocked is because they make too much money from people accidentally using those services.

    2. Re:Confused a bit here by jonwil · · Score: 1

      The question is why do they even HAVE the blocks, given that they make so much money from people accidentally using the services.

  18. Should be automatic by webdog314 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We seriously need a federal regulation making blocking of excessive fees ($5,000 increase in phone bill due to teenage txting) automatic. Allow the user to put a definable cap on their bill which requires a phone call to the telco to exceed. "I never want to pay more than $300 on my bill." It would cut off all but emergency service and calls to the telco itself if it hit the cap. It could even cut off all but voice service as the cap was approached.

    Verizon does allow users to turn on and off various blocking services on their website, but more people don't care enough to even make that much of a decision.

    1. Re:Should be automatic by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 0

      No, the one thing we do NOT need is more federal regulation. There are plenty of other companies to choose from; pick a prepaid company and work with them.

    2. Re:Should be automatic by webdog314 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I really don't understand this attitude. There aren't "plenty of other companies to choose from", there are _maybe_ FOUR of any quality and coverage, and they all do the same thing. Simply taking the 'regulation bad, freedom good' line is moronic. Complaining about telco atrocities is almost a standard pastime here on Slashdot, yet when someone suggests a possible solution via actually forcing the telcos to stop raping the consumer the response is 'no regulation'? WTF?! Like they are going to suddenly get all warm and fuzzy and do it on their own?

    3. Re:Should be automatic by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, the one thing we do NOT need is more federal regulation. There are plenty of other companies to choose from; pick a prepaid company and work with them.

      As a country, we decided a long time ago that consumer protections are more important than allowing the free hand of the market to work its magic.

      In other words: just because there are better options, doesn't mean we should allow abusive practices to continue.

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    4. Re:Should be automatic by Rich0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed. I'd go a step further and require everybody to pick a maximum monthly charge when they sign up for their account - it can be as low as whatever number was advertised on the TV set (if they advertise an amount that doesn't cover fees, then the fees are on the telco). The telco can block service if you exceed your amount, but if they provide the service they can't bill you for it, and they can't carry it over to next month either, etc.

      If somebody CHOOSES to spend $10k on data roaming that is their choice. I don't think we need price fixing (yet). However, people shouldn't be sold services they have no intention of actually buying. Cell phone companies are like the guys who run up and wash your windows in the city and then demand payment.

    5. Re:Should be automatic by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      No, the one thing we do NOT need is more federal regulation. There are plenty of other companies to choose from; pick a prepaid company and work with them.

      This is the myth of the free market. The trouble is that this myth is predicated on an informed consumer being able to make a choice by being able to logically compare all the alternatives. There are two issues with this myth when confronted by the real world. First of all cell phone companies deliberately make the comparison of their services impossible by publishing data in the most obtuse fashion possible. Secondly when you do make an uninformed choice you can only act to select a different provider *after* you have discovered they have acted in bad faith - ie after you have suffered a loss. I would much prefer not to suffer a loss in the first place.

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    6. Re:Should be automatic by fermion · · Score: 1
      Verizon provides premium service, so they have to charge premium prices. The problem is that they can no longer charge the premium prices they used to, especially for data services, and still compete against the lesser companies. So they have these hidden costs. It is just like the banks. Take away the overdraft and they will start charging for checking without a minimum deposit.

      As far as imposing rules to protect the parents, this is a waste of time. For instance, when a kid has a car, that is a new lability on the family. We do not externalize that liability to other customers, we make the parents pay higher insurance. The same thing for phones. If a parent chooses to give a kid a phone, and I don't think kids can sign contracts, then they need to pay for that service. Everyone offers unlimited texting at very reasonable costs. On verizon unlimited text and voice is $150. If the family can' afford it, then don't have cell phones. What amazes me is that parents do not understand that texting cost money. I don't know anyone under the age of 40 that does not understand this.

      The economics is that the service wants to maximize recurring costs and the customer wants to minimize recurring costs, therefore the penalties on lower recurring cost service is maximized. I would like to see some warning that these charges are being incurred.

      In your scenario, a family can guarantee a $300 bill by buying the full package for the family, which would run a little above $300 with taxes. It could be cut down to $200 if the kids were not given data packages, and all services were cut.

      It is like the new ATT data plan. I like the option of paying only $15 a month for my data, since I use less than the data allowed. I would hate for some emergency to happen and have some law in place, simply to protect families who spoil their kids, to keep me from being able to do what I need to do.

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    7. Re:Should be automatic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, they are not all doing the same thing.

      I have a T-Mobile prepaid plan. Works just like any other plan, except that (a) I have no contract, and (b) my bill is precisely $59/month (including data for my Android phone), and never goes higher. I use Google Voice for long distance calling, and have never come close to any data caps (presuming those exist, I dunno).

      It took me 15 minutes in a T-Mobile store to set this up. Dealing with them is easy as pie. The only downside: T-Mobile's coverage is not as good as the competition -- but it is good enough for me...

    8. Re:Should be automatic by spydabyte · · Score: 1

      I always thought that it would make sense to automatically adjust people's "plans" retroactively, based on your usage. A phone company having set plans to begin with tells us, as customers, that they're willing to accept X amount of money based on Y amount of usage. Now if I estimate poorly, or have an emergency and need to use my phone a lot more than I estimated, I shouldn't be unjustly punished for that. I should just be moved up a "plan".

      Thinking about it now, maybe they shouldn't call them plans with this new system (what I'm suggesting is different than pay as you go). A plan makes it sound like you pay ahead of time, like renting an apartment or mortgage payments on a home.

    9. Re:Should be automatic by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Myth 1 of the free market: It exists in America today
      We do not and have not had a true free market in almost a hundred years. A true free market is based on consumers caring enough to protect themselves rather than relying on government regulations to do it for them. How do companies make the comparison hard? Coverage maps are generally accurate. Do you really expect them to survey the entire continental US just so you can know if you get a signal behind this tree in the middle of nowhere? Unlocked phones are expensive, but they are complex electronic devices, what do you expect?
      If a company is bad, it dies because it loses customers. If the services is really that bad, then find one better and learn from it. If there isnt one better, then start one. In this case, there a dozens of small companies to chose from. These companies in turn deal with the major telecoms. I've been using pageplus for months now. 1200 minutes and 1200 text for $30 a month. My only complaint is that I forgot to change my plan to a different one before it renewed. That's my mistake. Contrary to the American norm, I take responsibility for that and don't expect them to fix it. There are dozens of similar options from similar companies to choose from in a quick google search. Unfortunately, its easier to complain and talk about how evil the big corporations are and how Uncle Sam needs to protect us from ourselves.
      Furthermore, for every market regulation, there is going to be an agency responsible for its enforcement. For every agency, there are employees. Do we really need to increase the size of the bureaucracy, and hence the federal budget, and hence taxes, with who knows how many federal employees just to monitor your phone bill to make sure you dont burn yourself?

    10. Re:Should be automatic by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 0, Troll

      In other words, Wilson and Roosevelt started socialization of America and its gone downhill ever since.

    11. Re:Should be automatic by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      There are dozens of prepaid companies that relicense from the big providers so you never have to deal with them, but the coverage is the same. Think outside the box.
      If you really want to find a better phone provider, the place to read up is howardforums.com

    12. Re:Should be automatic by ascendant · · Score: 1

      The plan you're talking about is called "Prepaid," FYI.

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    13. Re:Should be automatic by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and these companies are a good example of why we like consumer protection. There are a handful of players in a market with a high barrier to entry. As much as they compete for customers, they also compete over who can screw their customers the most. Instead of one company dropping prices and everyone else following suit to stay competitive, one company will add a new fee and the rest follow by adding the same fee.

      It's also worth mentioning that this is not some frivolous consumer good; we're talking about vital telecommunication infrastructure.

    14. Re:Should be automatic by n+dot+l · · Score: 1

      yet when someone suggests a possible solution via actually forcing the telcos to stop raping the consumer the response is 'no regulation'? WTF?!

      Well, if I had a ton of (say, retirement) money invested in a big company, I'd want that company raping you as hard as possible, too! After all, if they rape you hard enough, I might get rich!~

      For those that didn't see the "sarcasm mark" at the end of that, I don't actually think that way, but the world is full of short-sighted people that can't think far enough ahead to realize how destructive that attitude is towards the social systems that support their self-centered little lives, and how they are, in aggregate, costing by far the vast majority of us far more than we ever get back...

    15. Re:Should be automatic by coaxial · · Score: 1

      They can get the government off their back as soon as they stop using the publicly owned spectrum.

      It's not my fault their business model hinges on using a "socialist" property.

    16. Re:Should be automatic by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Only problem with prepaid plans it that they're usually much more expensive. I have no issues with after-the-fact billing. I just have problems with selling people services they don't actually want.

    17. Re:Should be automatic by __aarzwb9394 · · Score: 1

      They make the comparison hard by obfuscating the cost of making and receiving calls (this rate for this number range, rate 2 for the same number range at different days or times, rate 3 for other numbers at time 1 .....continue as long as you want) If a huge and powerful company in a market with very, very few competitors is bad it more likely pays lawmakers to stop the market working properly. (More usually, pays lawmakers *not* to make the sacred and infallible market work properly). An aside - as a filthy European socialist pig, I find it funny that you pay to receive texts in God's (and the Holy market's) favourite country.

    18. Re:Should be automatic by Phoobarnvaz · · Score: 1

      As a country, we decided a long time ago that consumer protections are more important than allowing the free hand of the market to work its magic.

      Oh really!!! Allow me to list examples of when the "free market" will do. BP in the Gulf right now...Exxon in Alaska...any airline flying among many other examples. What about your drinking water...the food you eat...the car you drive...the wage you make...your apartment or house? All of these have to do with consumer protections being forced on businesses.

      All you & others refuse to mention that companies will do do the "free hand" of the market as long as it doesn't cost them anything at all. For instance...all of the people who die in coal mines or on oil rigs/refineries have & will die because it is cheaper to pay the fines & lawsuits rather than to follow safety protocols. Been this way since the Industrial Revolution & will continue to do so till a revolution happens or they are fined into oblivion for being arrogant bastards who want to be rich than do what is right. Funny thing...you can do what's right & be rich...but being a bastard seems to be more in vogue.

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    19. Re:Should be automatic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just use t-mobile.

      Without a contract, unlimited everything (talk, text, web, any phone features you want) is around $120 per line/month. With a contract, I'm paying 89.

    20. Re:Should be automatic by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      No, the one thing we do NOT need is more federal regulation. There are plenty of other companies to choose from; pick a prepaid company and work with them.

      There are limits to the amount of available spectrum, and the federal government enabled these businesses by offering legal monopolies on chunks of spectrum. Choices are not only extremely limited, but extremely limited by the federal government's decisions with regard to spectrum allocation. Trying to suggest that government should keep a hands-off approach in a business where it created the monopolies means that the government should actually revoke the spectrum allocation, and thus ban the business completely.

      The people, via their agent - the government, absolutely have a right to make whatever regulations they want on an industry that they collectively created. If Verizon or AT&T think that the regulations are unreasonable, they can go find another line of work.

    21. Re:Should be automatic by Punctuated_Equilibri · · Score: 1

      On the one hand, it is the desire for $$$ that drives the competition and the innovation. On the other hand, the products are so complicated that it is impossible for the non-expert to understand them. So the solution sounds like more of what we already have, a competitive market with regulations around it.

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    22. Re:Should be automatic by Eil · · Score: 1

      It will never fly. The cell phone industry is built on the simple notion that most people will pay way, way more than they really need to for their phone service. And a large chunk of those will pay a premium on top of that to have the latest, coolest-looking phone. (90% of iPhone owners, I'm looking at you.)

      The days of people taking a critical look at the value they're receiving for their purchases are long gone. It's a shame that there's no such thing as an affordable, reasonable (in my opinion) cell phone plan. But certainly don't want the government telling anybody, even the most crooked phone companies in the world, how they can sell their product.

    23. Re:Should be automatic by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      Allow the user to put a definable cap on their bill which requires a phone call to the telco to exceed. "I never want to pay more than $300 on my bill." It would cut off all but emergency service and calls to the telco itself if it hit the cap. It could even cut off all but voice service as the cap was approached.

      why not just get a prepaid sim and charge it with the exact amount you want to spend each month? when the credit is finished, only emergency calls and support calls can be made.

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  19. They All Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They All Suck. Every wireless provider has issus with either customer service or with phone/data service. They always have and always will. They've oversold their capacity by God know how much, and customer service is poor at all of them. You personally may have a good experience with your phone and with their customer service, but for everyone who has had a nice, pleasant experience, I'm guessing there are are at least 4-5 others whose story with the same provider would be very different. This is all part of what I call The Greed Creed.... All of these companies PRIMARY goal is to make money. Their secondary goal is to provide a product or a service. As long as these goals are reversed, we will continue to be plagued with these kinds of problems. I'm not opposed to business making lots of money, but I am opposed if they do so at the expense of everything else. I believe it would be very easy for businesses to make even more money than they do now, but for the short term, investment in infastructuer and customer service would make them look unprofitable in the short term.

  20. Well, that's easy.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, Verizon can be fined.

  21. Sounds Familiar... by The+Hatchet · · Score: 1

    ... I see, it's kinda like insurance companies "cheat the customers as much as possible, or YOUR FIRED" yea, same old profit maximizing bullshit. Someday companies will actually give a shit about providing good services and having happy, loyal employees and customers. Someday.

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  22. DIY by audubon · · Score: 5, Informative
    You can go to verizonwireless.com and add (or remove) the blocks yourself (note: some of the links are found at the extreme right or bottom of the page):

    Account -> Plan -> Set Usage Controls -> Add/Remove Blocks

    • Block Ringback Tone Purchase
    • Block Premium Messaging
    • Block V CAST Music
    • Block Premium Animated Messaging
    • Block Mobile Web
    • Block Web Purchases
    • Block V CAST Video Clips
    • Block Application Downloads
    1. Re:DIY by Threni · · Score: 1

      I like the idea, though, of the renegade employee trying to help you in the face of persecution from management, much like the repair guy from the movies Brazil.

    2. Re:DIY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another quicker way of doing this. On homepage look at SafeGaurds Tab next to wireless (that is default).

    3. Re:DIY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are so fired.

  23. Verizon: New Service: Customer Disservice by mlauzon · · Score: 1

    I've got 16 years of Customer Service experience, I can tell you right now, Verizon is not doing customer service at all, more of a disservice than anything.

  24. Re:Rife by PCPackrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thing is, CSR jobs have more turnover than McDonalds. You can get their name, ID, or extension number, but they probably won't be there in 6 months when your next problem occurs.

  25. They didn't deny it. by Posting=!Working · · Score: 4, Informative

    The source claims that they can be fired if they suggest data blocks unless a customer specifically asks for them.

    Verizon's defense was that no employee would be fired for adding a data block if a customer specifically asked for one.

    What's really disturbing is that the reporter actually accepted this as a valid defense. Their answer covers when a customer specifically asks for a block, the firing in question occurs when a customer does not.

    How specifically do the customers have to ask? Is asking for them to stop these ridiculous charges enough, or do you have to ask for a data block specifically? Would you still have to request download blocking, Vcast blocking, etc. by name?

    They designed the phone interface to maximize the frequency of these charges, I'm pretty sure they make stopping them as difficult as possible. As far as companies go, Verizon is among the lowest of the low.

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    1. Re:They didn't deny it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is, most customers won't know it's called data blocks or know enough of the name exactly to qualify as "specifically asking for it".

  26. How about a different angle? by khasim · · Score: 1

    Suppose you could identify the customers who you didn't really want to keep? The ones that TRY to optimize their usage of your plans to THEIR benefit?

    And the ones who call into your support lines driving up YOUR support line costs?

    Everyone else is a "good" customer who takes what you provide and pays the price you demand.

    So yeah, it makes sense at the corporate "fuck the customer" level to fire employees who not only aren't trying to "fuck the customer" but are trying to HELP the customer optimize the CUSTOMER'S usage of your plans.

  27. This year's Bonuses by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1

    This year's executive bonuses have to come from some place, it does however tell something about their overall financial health.

  28. Can you hear me now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Verizon:
        Please consider the possibility that it is not in your best interest to treat your customers like shit.
        You have stolen money from me by charging my credit card even after I cancelled my service. You have wasted a considerable amount of my time as I waited on the phone just to talk to someone who essentially told me "Yes, we stole your money and there's nothing you can do about it".

      It's not a good idea to put your customers in this type of position. It will cause them to seek more creative ways of exacting satisfaction from you. Perhaps they will post to online message boards about how much you suck. Maybe they will get their friends and family to cancel their service. Maybe they'll request their representatives and regulators to pass laws to force you to behave in a reasonable manner. There's even the risk that
    some of your more pissed off customers will resort to "performance art" involving verizon properties and advertising.

    It's up to you.

    1. Re:Can you hear me now? by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem is Verizon is so big that until they start seeing hundreds of thousands or millions leave their service, they're not likely to do much. What's more, they can afford to slough off several million before they get too scared. If the iPhone moves to Verizon, prepare for things to get worse CS wise.

      OTOH, this is a great opportunity for the other carriers. People hate AT&T and Verizon has seen enough growth that they can afford to let CS slide. Sprint has had ever-increasing CS ratings over the past couple of years. If they stick to unlimited plans they will drive a lot of business their way as Verizon appears to be considering tiered pricing. T-Mobile has also seemed to make their customers happy, too. So this is the way the system is supposed to work. Let the big guys get fat and start to slow down and their competitors will take advantage.

    2. Re:Can you hear me now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, those improving ratings for customer satisfaction a few years ago for sprint coincide with the takeover and gutting of Nextel, but that couldn't possibly be related....

  29. Frustration by Munden · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was given the task of overseeing our company's 102 user Verizon phone bill each month back in Oct. 09. Each month I downloaded the new bill Verizon they put up in an XML format and I threw it into my database. I reduced the bill from about $6000 to $5000 in simple waste and no reduction in service - I could easily drop another $750 with minimal impact affecting only the abusers. Anyways, I noticed in April Verizon started to charge about 60% of the users with a new $1.99 for 1MB usage charge. Now I've seen this 1MB usage charge before, but it was always with one of our users that downloaded a ringtone or had access to the mobile web - it was always attached to something they did. When I called Verizon and spoke with their CSR I asked what the 1MB charge and have they changed anything because there were all these new $1.99 fees. I was told there had been no changes and when I gave them specific examples of users with these fees they said it was for this or that. I had at this point almost 6 months of data and I gave counter-examples for each explanation of what these new 1MB charges were for.

    The rep was quickly overwhelmed by my examples and they said they would escalate my case to a tier 2 technical representative. Days go by and I finally get the explanation that the 1MB was for connecting to Verizon's Mobile Web - which was total crap because it's blocked and you can't actually connect. When I asked for clarification they said it was for "trying to connect" even though it is blocked on our plan. I was not satisfied because we went from 2 explainable $1.99 1MB charges a month up to 60+ the next and so the representative requested all of my examples. Two weeks go by and I start to get complaints from our users that they can't text even though they personally pay for text plans. I found out that all of my examples were given full data blocks by the CSR. I had to call and make them reverse all their unauthorized changes but we are still up about $120 each month due to these new charges. It pisses me off to no end and I requested to personally meet with our Verizon rep but that was denied by management and I was told to just let the $120/mo go.

    1. Re:Frustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DO NOT LET IT GO!!!! Verizon management has it arse so far up its head they only listen when there are DOZENS of customers of your size ready to walk. If you do not stand up you will get shafted again. Find companies in your area doing the same thing, or even help them do so, I assure they exist. A large class action lawsuit would clear up the issue quite nicely. I am sure your local BBB would be interested. As well as your local attorney general. Do not let them bully you (which is what they are doing by saying oh its just my job). They will not stop. Their policies (this is what they follow slavishly) will not allow them to do so.

      Its 120 a month or 1440 per year what is that over 10 years? What about the next charge (and they are coming)? What if it is $10 per user per month? Fight it now or they will nickel and dime you to death. In their eyes you are something to 'monetize' not a customer. You need to get ahold of your local area sales rep. Skip the front line grunts. They will just parrot the script back to you. You need to get on the main line of management you local sales rep is the way to go.

    2. Re:Frustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell them they should just let your $5,000 a month go.

    3. Re:Frustration by bendodge · · Score: 1

      "Attention all units! A geek on Level 1 is actively exterminating first responders. He is armed with extensive data and excess free time. Prepare for damage control! All responders on Level 2 are advised to stall him."

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  30. Re:Rife by nebular · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Very true. As a CSR your treated like shit by the customer because of restrictive policies that keep you from doing a good job and your treated like shit by the management because you are so easily replaced they don't have to care.

    My usual line when it comes to Phone reps is that 20% will be fired within 3 months because they just got the job for the 6 weeks or so of paid training (I knew someone who decided to quit by just putting his headset on the table and reading a book, still in the phone queue, lasted a month before they found out his calls were just dead air) 70% are doing their jobs just to the letter and don't give a shit about you or the job their doing and 10% actually care and try to do what's best for you. That 10% usually quit after 6 months to a year from stress and disillusionment.

    I work for Fido Wireless now. Our website actually gives you the steps and walks your through them for a complaint escalation all the way up to the ombudsman. I can, without fear of reprecusions advise customers exactly how to get what they need. I also don't work the phones anymore.

  31. Don't freak out, Slashdot by fooslacker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Verizon has to figure out some way to convince Apple that is it evil enough to deserve the iPhone...I'm guessing it went down something like this.

    "I mean come on those things are cool, we want to sell them too...we can treat customers just as poorly as AT&T...watch this!!!"

  32. Dear Verizon customer service by Torodung · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm being followed by about a hundred people, all wearing Verizon network uniforms, and they're all sending me text messages.

    Please block my SMS.

    THX

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    Toro

  33. Verizon is filth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Verizon signed my dementia addled father up for not one but two long term wireless contracts. Luckily (not really) he brought me in to deal with it before the FCC 30 day termination deadline. First they didn't mail promised phone return labels. After many calls later and the phones were returned and the account payed off. Then, boom, a month later they sent a bill for early termination fees. It seems that my father had called them to see if they would release a previously ported phone number back to the original carrier (he decided he was too old not to have a landline). Well it seems some helpful associate/technician trying to help my pathetic dad get his number back triggered early termination penalities and this was found later in some beancounter audit (happened past 30 days FCC deadline). Incredibly, trying to get the early termination fees re-removed from the account was denied. Even when the employees try their best to help you, the Verizon faceless machine Corporation will screw you.

  34. You have to request plan x12yz23 except on Fri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when you have to request plan yz12zz32/45-32. How could you be so ignorant. ANd if you happen to request x12yz23 on Friday, it actually doubles the rates, except in alternate leap years, or when Jupiter is in conjunction with Uranus.

  35. Re:Rife by Imrik · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, the 10% get fired when their bosses find out that they're trying to help the customers.

  36. Re:Rife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was in that ten percent. Got a job with a sub-contractor for VZW (it was ABSOLUTELY verboten to tell ANYBODY that I wasn't working directly for Verizon Wireless) and got fired the last day of training/protected shift. Frankly, I'm glad I got fired, though I would have rather made the choice myself and quit; the atmosphere was just that... oppressive.

    When I worked for the sub just a few months ago, it was generally frowned upon to offer credits or offer to place blocks on services. I offered to place blocks anyway, though because I -- unlike Verizon -- cared enough about the customer to offer the best services for what their situation was, knowing full well that Verizon was in no realistic way, losing money. Perhaps a few dollars here and there, but not in long-term customer satisfaction. Silly me. I figured businesses would *want* long-term customers, but now that I think about it, I guess just raping people with nigh-unbreakable contracts is good enough for them.

    Anyway, color me unsurprised to hear that Verizon would have made something like improved customer service a fireable offense.

  37. *shrug* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They just disempowered their own customer service reps. Now the reps cannot assist their clients in finding the plan that best meets the client's needs.

    I guess places that have lots of local monopolies can get away with that sort of thing.

  38. Whats more likely.... by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

    And why the Verizon spokeswoman denies all these charges is that the outsourced call center that actually deals with this (and who consequently gets a kickback for every sale - including upsells) realized that agents who proactively block data for customers weren't making any money for the outsourcing company.

    Having worked on these kinds of contracts it wouldn't surprise me if that was what was happening - and without Verizon even knowing - they may even be powerless to change it.

    Its still a pretty scammy practice.

  39. All snarking aside, this is deliberate fraud. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Verizon is intentionally making it difficult for customers to avoid paying fees they don't want to pay. This is not the first time they've been caught with their hands in this particular cookie jar.

    Verizon should be subjected to a serious probe on this matter, they should be forced to pay major damages for all their fraudulent charges, the people that wrote these policies should face a criminal investigation, and Verizon should not be allowed to accept new customers until they fix their illegal business practices.

    Haha, just kidding, that would only happen in a universe that is actually fair.

  40. People who leave for "customer service" by tepples · · Score: 1

    if most people leave for "customer service"... well... our execs still haven't decided what to do about that one

    Customer service representatives should log cases where the rep fails to provide service due to a company policy that surprises the customer. Then when customers cancel for "customer service", find the policies that the most customers failed to understand or anticipate, and see if one can be dropped without costing the company too much.

    1. Re:People who leave for "customer service" by green1 · · Score: 1

      For the most part, in the company that I work for, it is much more complicated than that.

      The customer service issues that we have come from a combination of a few factors, outsourced foreign call centres, combined with inadequate training is one of the big ones. It's not that the reps don't want to help, most of them genuinely do, but if you fall off their carefully laid out script they just don't know what to do. And some of them can't even follow the script properly (either that, or the script is very poorly written? (if there are no lights on the DSL modem, stop telling the customer that their computer is the problem, and start troubleshooting the modem itself (or the connections to it))) But beyond that we have systems process issues that make things that SHOULD be simple complicated. "you want our phone, internet, and TV service? ok, we'll need to send 3 different techs out on 3 different days to hook that all up, can you take 3 days off work and wait 2 weeks for the TV portion to be complete?"
      In reality, one tech can do all of the work, however some billing system can't handle concurrent orders properly. (and apparently requires a very complicated and expensive fix)

      On the bright side, I think the higher ups are starting to see some of the process and systems issues, and realize the detrimental effect it has on customer service (while providing no benefit to the business) and are working to get things fixed (I just wish they had worked on it 4 years ago when this system came to be)

  41. I would go a step further than that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are definite mathematical limits on how much a single handset can use a network in a given month. A single cell non-malfunctioning cell phone can only use at most one or two channels on at most two or three towers (due to handover). I do not believe for a second that this much infrastructure actually costs $30,000/mo to maintain, yet the carriers have no trouble charging people $30,000 or more if they overuse services. Suspiciously, in most cases these insane overage charges could have been reduced or eliminated by switching to a slightly more expensive monthly plan.

    The fact is that service and overage charges are ridiculous, and the prices charged have no relation to the cost of service. THIS is the problem that actually needs to be fixed, IMNSHO.

    1. Re:I would go a step further than that. by gknoy · · Score: 1

      If there's a Higher Cost plan that would have covered your usage, customers should be automatically upgraded to that plan and charged that, rather than get a $1000 or more surprise in the mail.

  42. Verizon handled this issue well for me by guanxi · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know people gripe about every large company, but Verizon has provided very good service to us. Regarding this issue, we received 2 unsolicited premium SMS messages for $10 each. We called them, and Verizon refunded the charges and suggested blocking premium SMS (which we did).

    It was a little while ago, as a said, but I seem to remember learning that there was a legal issue involved -- either a lawsuit or FCC investigation. Also, Verizon has a FAQ that explains premium SMS well:
    http://support.vzw.com/faqs/Premium_TXT_and_MMS/faq_premium_txt_and_mms.html

    1. Re:Verizon handled this issue well for me by f3rret · · Score: 1

      So how's the job at Verizon treating you?

      (I mean no-one would actually be so bold as to post in defense of the big evil corporation here on Slashdot, surely not)

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    2. Re:Verizon handled this issue well for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I worked for T-Mobile, I gave those "Premium SMS" credits out like candy. It was because there was an easy web interface that I could just click "refund" as many times as I wanted without getting my supervisor's approval.

      After a few months in CS at ANY company, you learn to stop actually caring about these "customers" and just tell them whatever it takes to get them to stop yelling and hang up within 5 minutes, so that you can keep your job. Chances are if your time-based metrics are OK your supervisor will look hard for that one call where you actually did "the right thing". You get a good score, and he gets to keep his job, too.

    3. Re:Verizon handled this issue well for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, since someone mentioned third party Magenta retailers, I should add...

      If you live in an area where you can avoid it, NEVER EVER EVER sign up with a third party store. This probably applies to all other wireless providers as well.

        At T-Mobile "The Mobile Solution" seemed to be the most crooked one, but they were all pretty bad. Doing things like adding a new line of service without telling you to get you a discount on a new phone, or taking your cash payment, pocketing it, and calling customer service for a "dealer credit".

      Not saying T-Mobile is bad. They truly are probably the most customer-centric phone company in the US. Shame their coverage is so awful...

  43. You failed Business 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You failed Business 101. A Business wants money. Customers HAVE money. Businesses without customers GET NO money. Businesses without shareholders but with customers get money. Businesses without executives but with customers get money.

    When it comes down to it the ranking of the business priorities ARE

    1) Customers. Without one of these, you have no business
    2) Front-line workers. Without these, you have no product to give to a customer for money and you have no business
    3) Management. Without any management, you can run a business but you may be inefficient and lose customers
    4) Owners. These are the people who want the money

    The reason why this isn't the case is because CEOs and investors are now in it for the short-term gain. They don't care if the company has customers because they weren't there when the company started, so only pick companies with money. They don't care if the company loses customers because they'll sell off the assets and kill the company, moving on to another one to leech off.

  44. Verizon is still better than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I worked for T-Mobile technical care (tseW) and there, we were instructed to tell the customer that we were "incapable" of blocking all those things even if they ASK for it!!!

    1. Re:Verizon is still better than... by luther349 · · Score: 0

      thats odd. i never had a issue adding or removing service for any of my t-mobile phones.

  45. Re:Rife by Khuffie · · Score: 2, Informative

    Looking at Fido's escalation process, 'Step 2' is where it fails all the time. The last time I had a problem that customer service couldn't resolve, I asked to speak to a manager, wherein the rep replied that all the managers were in a meeting and no one could take my call. Every single one. At the same time. And no one could field problems. Took my number down and said a manager would call me in 24 hours. When no one did, I called back, and once again I got the same line that every manager was in a meeting and no one could take my call. That time I insisted, and my rep managed to grab a manager who was 'walking by'. Yeah right.

  46. Re:Rife by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've met your twin. Customer service was incapable of doing anything more than running through their meaningless checklist, and were completely stymied when I informed them that I didn't have a Windows computer in the house. I finally got hold of a guy who was able to ask pertinent questions, and fix my lack of DSL. I wrote his name down, and I always ask for him when I have any reason to call.

    Funny thing is, he isn't customer service anymore. He's been promoted to a a manager's position.

    I'll give credit where credit is due though. Today, my DSL provider has something there for the reps. If you call in, tell them that you have a Mac or a *nix box, they turn their little pages to the chapter titled "Mac users" or "Linux users". The support still isn't much, but at least they know how to "escalate" a problem.

    Parenthetically - WTF is it with escalating a problem? I want a problem SOLVED, not escalated. I'm not fighting a band of rebels in the jungle, and I don't need artillery called in, with an airstrike. I just want the damned server rebooted, or the networking services on the router restarted, no escalations please.

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  47. Re:Escalating by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Because User-Hostile saves money in duopoly environments.

    It's a pyramid thing. Just suppose there's 100 level 1's, 10 level 2's and 1 level3 in a group. If they can keep the call in that first tier, they win. They only start to wake up when you high-speed drill out 7 answers per question they ask followed by asking for a manager at every interchange.

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  48. Author got duped by the PR doublespeak :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weak reporting, he should have grilled her more:

    But would Verizon Wireless actually fire an employee for failing to upsell you? Ms. Raney is pretty emphatic on this point: "A representative would not be terminated or reprimanded for putting a data block on an account if that's what the customer requested..."

    She didn't speak to the heart of the matter. Whistle-blower noted that CSRs can get fired for suggesting a block to the customer. She doesn't dispute that...

  49. That is why out sourcing and off shoring by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 1

    customer service is such a horrendous idea. Customer service was MUCH better when the workers had the protection of a union contract. At least in my personal experience.

  50. Re:Rife by dargaud · · Score: 1
    To add to ADSL customer service horror stories, when I moved last year there was some confusion as the previous owner hadn't sent his own 'moving' orders when I sent mine. In short: 2 months without internet for both of us. After plenty of phone calls I got to a knowledgeable guy in 'dept XYZ'. He identified the problem, told me to wait 2 days and then to call again, asking to be put in line straight with their dept and they would fix the final activation. So I call and ask for the dept. The reply: "Oh, we can't let you have them like that, we need to ascertain the problem first". I let the phone drone clearly know that he's wasting my time before he passes me another service. I think it's the right one and start explaining in details what needs to be done before I hear: "wait, this is the billing dept, we don't do this stuff". So they pass me another service. And another. And another. 6 fucking times before I'm back to the level 0 drone. When I finally got the proper dept, it took 30 seconds to fix the problem.

    Are customer services organized by sadists ?

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  51. Up-selling right before down-providing by mykos · · Score: 1

    Didn't they say unlimited data wouldn't be feasible when 4G rolls out? If so, why try to sell a product which they plan on neutering?

  52. Verizon is disgusting by spongebob232323 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Verizon signed my dementia addled father for not one but two long term wireless contracts. Luckily (not really) he brought me in to deal with it before the FCC 30 day termination deadline. First they didn't mail promised phone return labels. After many calls later and the phones were returned and the account payed off. Then, boom, a month later they sent a bill for early termination fees. It seems that my father had called them to see if they would release a previously ported phone number back to the original carrier (he decided he was too old not to have a landline). Well it seems some helpful associate/technician trying to help my pathetic dad get his number back triggered early termination penalties and this was found later in some beancounter audit. The person he talked to did not indicate he would have to pay ~$200 to get his number back. Incredibly, trying to get the early termination fees re-removed from the account was denied. Even when the employees try their best to help you, the Verizon faceless machine Corporation will screw you.

  53. Re:Rife by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

    Very true. As a CSR your treated like shit by the customer because of restrictive policies that keep you from doing a good job and your treated like shit by the management because you are so easily replaced they don't have to care.

    When I worked for Orange I found that some customers are just dicks and that's that. Even when the policies are quite reasonable and made clear beforehand some people will simply bitch because they can't have exactly what they want. For example, I had a gentleman who wanted an upgrade in his second month. Go fish...

    On the other hand there was a customer with a Mac and their own sim-free handset who wanted to tether. It said explicitly in the contract that the network wouldn't support anything we didn't sell but we were quite happy to research the issue and get them up and running. Incidentally, this was before 2.5G became available and Bluetooth was still on the drawing board.

    Granted, many staff are just there to work their shift and go home but there are those who like to be challenged in their work. The trick is not to promise anything the company isn't obligated to deliver and make this very clear at the outset.

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  54. Accountants don't run customer service by sjbe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Looking out for the customer's best interest in terms of the services that the business offers is in the best interest of the business.

    Quite. Bean counters don't see this. They don't see the customers walking away...

    I happen to be a Certified bean counter and you couldn't possibly be more wrong. If you ever want to understand what is going on in a company, ask the accountants. They know exactly how many customers have walked away, how much money those customers were worth, how expensive those customers were to service, etc. Most of the time they even know exactly why those customers left. If you want to know where the bodies are buried (so to speak) in a company, ask the accountants. But knowledge is not control and blaming the "bean counters" really is a case of shooting the messenger. The finance and accounting geeks just provide analysis and reporting in most cases. They don't control the purse strings.

    Accountants are perfectly well aware of the value of good customer service. Accountants however (usually) don't control what gets funding and what doesn't and they certainly don't control how customer service is managed. An accountant's job is to present accurate financial information to management. Ultimately it is management's choice to provide (or not provide) good quality customer service. If you want to blame anyone for bad customer service, the blame starts right at the top where it belongs.

    1. Re:Accountants don't run customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      a bean counter isn't an accountant -- it's someone who manages based on some odd numbers gleaned from the weekly TPS Reports instead of really understanding what is going on.

    2. Re:Accountants don't run customer service by metallurge · · Score: 1

      This would presume that what the bean counters are measuring correlates usefully to accurate and holistic measures of customer service.

      In my experience, the typical bean counter instead is measuring the things which are easy to measure.

    3. Re:Accountants don't run customer service by sjbe · · Score: 1

      This would presume that what the bean counters are measuring correlates usefully to accurate and holistic measures of customer service.

      If it is a financial measure, chances are the accountants already are measuring it and it's merely a matter of reporting. If it is a NON-financial measure, the operations people (ideally industrial engineers) are the ones tasked with tracking and reporting those measures.

      You are quite correct that choosing appropriate measurements is key and it is much more difficult than many people think. Most measures are flawed in some way and it's important to know what they tell you and just as importantly what they don't tell you.

      In my experience, the typical bean counter instead is measuring the things which are easy to measure.

      Some accountants are good at what they do. Others not so much. Many are quite mediocre. Not really any different than any other profession.

      Bear in mind however that accountants typically are not the ones deciding what to measure. The good ones recommendations about what to measure but ultimately they take their marching orders and provide whatever information management asks for.

  55. Can't switch with a monopoly by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Shaft your customers enough and they'll switch to a different company.

    True but only if they are actually able to switch. Where I live there is one gas company and one electric company. If I want those services I do not have any other realistic options. The only thing stopping them from treating me really badly is that they are heavily regulated and as a result I've actually gotten decent service most of the time. It's only been recently that I've had more than one option for internet/phone service and both are huge former monopolies with deservedly bad reputations for customer service. Switching from one to the other really doesn't improve my situation any because both of them pretty much suck. I'm about to move and my options for internet service are Comcast and Verizon. Not exactly a pair that I'm thrilled to do business with but there simply are no other options.

    Both my father and grandfather used to work for AT&T before and after the big split. They explained the attitude of AT&T by the running cynical joke among the employees of "my phone still works". The company simply didn't have to care because you had no other options and they knew it.

  56. Customer "Shaft" Service by Ostracus · · Score: 1

    Shaft your customers enough and they'll switch to a different company.

    /me Proceeds to sell all his stock in porn companies.

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  57. duped by PR doublespeak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weak reporting, he should have grilled her more:

    But would Verizon Wireless actually fire an employee for failing to upsell you? Ms. Raney is pretty emphatic on this point: "A representative would not be terminated or reprimanded for putting a data block on an account if that's what the customer requested..."

    She didn't speak to the heart of the matter. Whistle-blower noted that CSRs can get fired for suggesting a block to the customer. She doesn't dispute that...

  58. Bad metrics != Metrics are bad by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Its the bean-counters' fault.

    I am a certified accountant. The fault, if there is any, lies at the feet of management. The bean counters simply track the data and report it. Presuming the data provided is accurate it is up to management make decisions with that data and to see the big picture. It is also management's job to understand the Blaming badly chosen metrics on the accountants is shooting the messenger.

    Revenue losses from service blocks and credits are really easy to measure.

    Not always as easy as you are implying. Lost revenue generally requires a bit of guesswork even for predictable revenue streams. It's always inexact to measure something that is not there. You have to be careful to avoid the same logic that presumes that someone pirating a music CD would have bought it anyway.

    Profits from customers made happy by good customer service are really hard to measure.

    Actually it's not as hard as you seem to think. The problem isn't that it can't be measured but rather that the bottom line effects of customer service do not appear immediately on the balance sheet. There are plenty of metric available to track success attributable to customer service. Indirect measures usually but effective ones. The problem is that when times are tough customer service a relatively easy thing to cut because customer service doesn't immediately impact the bottom line in most cases. R&D and marketing have the same problem. Their effects are measurable but only appear over time and with consistent cumulative expenditures.

    So, as is frequently the case when organizations become hyper-focused on metrics, decisions get made that maximize metrics but don't make good business sense.

    You are making a logical fallacy and I don't think you really understand how metrics are used. EVERY business has to choose metrics to judge their success and ignoring the metrics is a sure route to failure. You cannot improve anything that you cannot measure and you have to measure the right things (which isn't as easy as it sounds). Metrics need to be carefully chosen because they will drive behavior but choosing bad metrics does not mean metrics are bad.

  59. Re:Rife by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

    Having worked in escalations for a big software company I think the problem is the only people who know what they are doing are few and far between and are usually paid more, so they try to limit access because its so expensive to escalate anything. The turn-over can be kinda high too because many managers look at Tier 3 agents and see that they only worked on like 5 cases that week (never mind it took hours and hours working with engineering on a single case sort of cases) and figure they are just sitting there watching youtube all day.

  60. go to another company ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there are many other companies out there, who will gladly help the customer first and the bottom line second - well, ok at least a few.

    there are even prepaid companies who will cut your bill in half, giving you better service, more minutes, and the very same network of cell towers as you get on verizon. some even allow you to bring your current VZ phone. i wont plug any particular one - thats not what im trying to do here - i just want people to know that there are alternatives

  61. Re:Rife by SpekkioMofW · · Score: 1

    During my couple of years in hell (telephone CSR for a big online discount travel site) we weren't allowed to put managers on the phone - ever. When someone asked, the answer was: "I'm sorry, but our supervisors are here for administrative purposes only. I can transfer your call to a customer service specialist, but they will advise you in the same way that I have." Apparently if a manager tells a customer something, it's more binding legally - hence why supervisors and managers were not identified as such on the phone.

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  62. Re:Rife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only had to make 3 phone calls for dry loop DSL service--at least, to get signed up, sent equipment, and told that the service had been "turned on" and I was ready to go.

    Of course, it didn't work, and 14 calls, 5 departments, at least 3 call centers (or possibly two call centers and an office), and over 3 weeks later, I found out that they had no free ports in the DSLAM--they were waiting for someone to cancel service to plug me in. They had already charged me for activation, equipment deposit, and the first month of service, and it took numerous phone calls to get each of these refunded, which had to be done individually.

    Funny thing was, at the end, they said they'd send me a UPS label to use to return the modem, after which they'd refund the $15 equipment deposit. Then they credited my account that $15, before I'd even received the shipping label. I ended up selling the modem on Craigslist for $10.

  63. Since corporations are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the federal courts ruled that corporations are in essence people, prehaps it's time for uncle sam and his laywers to start enforcing the laws on them. Granted i can see why Verizon would want their CSRs to do such a thing, but in a bigger picture it's probally a worthwile investment for uncle sam to start looking over cell phone providers billing plans, and extra fees charges and caps. I'm sure they could easily find malicious intent in the bigger picture. Of course as i was reading somewhere else, its not so much a case of seperation of church and state anymore, but we need a seperation of corporations and state....

  64. "RUN, Forrest - run..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  65. $1310 per megabyte for text messages by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Everyone offers unlimited texting at very reasonable costs. On verizon unlimited text and voice is $150.

    You have a very curious definition of "reasonable". The messages are tiny but if you extrapolate the cost on a per megabyte basis the wireless telecoms are charging $1310 per megabyte to use spare bandwidth. That is not even remotely "reasonable" in my opinion.

    If the family can' afford it, then don't have cell phones.

    The fact that I am able to pay several dollars a month for text messaging does not make it any less of a rip off. Texting costs the telecoms essentially nothing. It uses spare bandwidth that would otherwise be wasted. It literally costs the telecoms close to nothing. I am actually quite disappointed there hasn't been a collusion investigation over this. It's not as if text messages are a differentiated product. The telecoms should be competing strictly on price with text messaging services and yet somehow they aren't.

    1. Re:$1310 per megabyte for text messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So don't text. On a smart phone there is email. If everyone stopped texting, and parents stopped paying for it, then the prices would drop. Clearly, most people do not see in terms of megabytes, but in terms of automatic message service.

    2. Re:$1310 per megabyte for text messages by sjbe · · Score: 1

      So don't text.

      A mature, reasoned response if there ever was one. Let's make our choice to either continue to be ripped off or cease using a useful technology without considering whether there might be a better solution.

      On a smart phone there is email.

      Not everyone has a smart phone. In fact MOST phones are not smart phones. Email is a heavyweight protocol, not available to everyone with a mobile phone. Text messaging a lightweight protocol available to essentially everyone with a mobile phone and hence is more useful in many cases.

      If everyone stopped texting, and parents stopped paying for it, then the prices would drop.

      The prices should already be dropping. Text messages should be dropping in price at least as fast as voice minutes. It is an undifferentiated product with no patent protection. The most common reason something doesn't fall in price when it should be is collusion.

      Clearly, most people do not see in terms of megabytes

      Clearly. To me that indicates they aren't very bright. Data is data and the cost per megabyte is unreasonable for text messaging.

    3. Re:$1310 per megabyte for text messages by jonwil · · Score: 1

      The other problem is that (in the US at least) the providers charge for incoming text messages. So if you get sent a text message you dont want, tough, you paid for it anyway.

  66. Or, you know, people could just not subscribe. by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    There are many reasons I'm a *former* Verizon customer. I got fed up with them. Granted, I don't completely rule out the possibility that, if Verizon broke any laws (which isn't really entirely clear-cut to me here), the government should enforce the laws, but this looks like it is basically a customer service issue. Customers should learn how egregious Verizon is, and stop doing business with them. I did, and I'm quite happy.

    Verizon is NOT a monopoly. There are other cell phone providers. Do business with one who will treat you better. I'm pretty happy with T-Mobile, myself, but even if you don't like T-Mo, there's about 6-8 other options I can think of (and in some markets, perhaps more options).

    I think, too often, people here of a corporation behaving badly, and it seems like there first reaction is "there oughta be a law", when my first reaction, if there are any other competitors, is to just stop doing business with a company who mis-treats me. It seems to be quite effective, most of the time.

    The only time I ever think about Verizon anymore is when I see an article or news story on the Internet/TV/Radio, and I'm quite happy with that situation.

    Free yourself from Verizon. Take control of your own life, don't look to the government to do it for you, because the government is basically controlled by those with money (like Verizon). If enough people just stop doing business with Verizon, Verizon will either change, or go out of business.

  67. How do they get away with... by dave562 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And in cases such as data or premium SMS, where the occurrences may have gone months without the consumer noticing, only an initial credit can be issued.

    I'm not sure which legislative body was asleep at the switch, but AT&T does the same thing with billing mistakes. They can make mistakes in billing and charge you too much for months or even years. However when you bring up their mistake, by law they only have to credit you for the amount on the latest bill.

    The above situation is one of the many situations that reenforces my belief that the government and corporations do not only not have the consumer's best interests in mind, they also aren't concerned about being held accountable. If I'm a contractor and I defraud a customer due to a "billing error", they can take me to court and sue my ass off. Yet Verizon, AT&T (and probably other telcos that I haven't had personal experience with) can defraud people for extended periods of time, and their liability is legally limited to the last billing cycle.

  68. Customer Service, just like HR by Nalez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Customer Service department is just like the Human Resources department. It is not there to help YOU but it is there to support THE COMPANY.

  69. Re:Rife by drsmithy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Parenthetically - WTF is it with escalating a problem? I want a problem SOLVED, not escalated. I'm not fighting a band of rebels in the jungle, and I don't need artillery called in, with an airstrike. I just want the damned server rebooted, or the networking services on the router restarted, no escalations please.

    The mind boggles at how someone posting to Slashdot could not be familiar with a tiered support model.

  70. Re:Rife by Thaddeaus · · Score: 1

    Don't want to put words in Runaway1956's mouth, but I'm pretty sure he's angry more at the choice of the word "escalate" then the idea of tiered CS.

    So in the end, pretty much a rhetorical question, since everyone knows that "escalate" sounds so much more professional then "I hate you, stop asking for a manager, I'm just going to pass you off to the stoned guy who thinks that DSL is the second generation of LSD."

  71. Re:Rife by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

    And, you, sir, are right on target.

    All our lives, we've read news articles about the fighting being "escalated" in some banana republic. The guys who decided to use that word in customer relations were almost certainly stoners - or worse, GAMERS!! ;^)

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  72. Re:Rife by drsmithy · · Score: 1

    Don't want to put words in Runaway1956's mouth, but I'm pretty sure he's angry more at the choice of the word "escalate" then the idea of tiered CS.

    And a more appropriate word for an increase in severity and complexity would be...?

  73. Re:Rife by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No, the 10% get fired when their bosses find out that they're trying to help the customers.

    Actually, 5% get fired. The other 5% get fucked over repeatedly by the company until they quit, which looks better on the books. Things like:

    Reprimanded severely for "missing critical training" that was announced and took place during the person's (approved) vacation or during a medical emergency.

    Shifts changed repeatedly (day to evening to graveyard and back) or made insane (a day of 12 hours, a day of 8, 2 days of 4, a day of 12).

    Supervisor changed repeatedly without notice.

    Security harassing a specific person several days in a row because their car was parked improperly (where 'improperly' is trivial stuff like being 2 inches off being perfectly parallel with the parking space lines, not stuff like taking up two spaces). Though I admit that could've just been the security guards being dicks.

  74. Re:Rife by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    (I knew someone who decided to quit by just putting his headset on the table and reading a book, still in the phone queue, lasted a month before they found out his calls were just dead air)

    Did he get an award for his low call times before they realized? Where I worked we had someone who kept telling people to buy a new printer cable no matter what the problem with the printer was. Ink leaking out the bottom? New cable! Grinding noises? New cable! Windows says you need a driver? New cable! Kept her call times damn low, so much so that people were told to emulate her.

  75. Re:Rife by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was in that ten percent. Got a job with a sub-contractor for VZW (it was ABSOLUTELY verboten to tell ANYBODY that I wasn't working directly for Verizon Wireless)

    Same for us with an HP subcontractor.

    At least you were screwing Verizon over while you were screwing the customers. When I worked for an outsourced HP call center, our supervisors basically said to us "We get paid for number of phone calls we process for HP, not quality of service. Use every trick you can to get the person off the line. If they're on dialup, tell them to download something. If they're on highspeed, tell them to turn everything off for an hour and then call back. And if you can't get rid of them, hang up them, as long as you make it look accidental. But don't do that last one too much. "

  76. Re:Rife by Thaddeaus · · Score: 1

    Well, see, that's the thing, I don't want my problem to "increase in severity and complexity." I (speaking as the hypothetical customer on the phone) want my problem fixed. That's it. Not a more severe problem. Not a more complex problem. A fixed problem.

    But to get back to the point....

    I get the use of the word escalate, in the sense of moving upwards, but to me it also has the connotation of being worse, just from the way it's used in other parts of daily life. E.g. "The fighting in Iraq escalated today."

    I don't actually know what the right word should be when the CSR says "I'm going to (blank) your call."

    Just saying "I'm going to move your call up the ladder to a more qualified person" would be nice. It gives you the sense that (while) the person speaking can't help you, they may get you connected to someone who can. Not as pithy obviously, but (to me at least) sounds a lot more neutral and a tiny bit positive.

    And if it wasn't for false hope, there would be any hope at all.

  77. Re:Rife by drsmithy · · Score: 1

    Well, see, that's the thing, I don't want my problem to "increase in severity and complexity." I (speaking as the hypothetical customer on the phone) want my problem fixed. That's it. Not a more severe problem. Not a more complex problem. A fixed problem.

    You're missing the point. From your perspective, true, the problem hasn't changed at all. However, from the perspective of the tech support, it has. Ergo, they have to escalate it to someone who has the knowledge - or simply the necessary access privileges - to fix it.

    Just saying "I'm going to move your call up the ladder to a more qualified person" would be nice. It gives you the sense that (while) the person speaking can't help you, they may get you connected to someone who can. Not as pithy obviously, but (to me at least) sounds a lot more neutral and a tiny bit positive.

    That's exactly what "escalate" means in that context. It *is* a positive connotation - you're important enough that your issue is being prioritised higher and pushed up to someone more important and more capable. It's perfectly appropriate word usage, conveying the necessary meaning in a concise and descriptive fashion.

  78. Just from an Australian point of view. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have 2-3 major mobile networks, telstra - most coverage reasonable coverage in the bush, optus - good coverage except for out in the bush, and Vodafone which has ok coverage in most large towns but bugger all everywhere else.
    Telstra don't let anyone piggyback as far as I know, Optus has quite a few piggybacking including Virgin mobile.
    I recently upgraded my phone with Virgin.
    I pay $35 a month ($29 plan with $6 300MB data plan), on a 2 year contract. My phone RRP was $696. I pay nothing for the phone. optus was offering the same phone for $49 plan.
    I get $140 call credit, I get unlimited calls to other people on virgin mobiles including my wife.
    If I have any issues I usually call and get through to someone within about 5 mins and service blocking is free (I think)

  79. Re:Rife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    That time I insisted, and my rep managed to grab a manager who was 'walking by'. Yeah right.

    Better than the one I heard where the rep failed to mute the phone and the customer heard him say, "Who wants to be my supervisor for a few minutes?"

  80. There's capitalism, then there's capitalism by LandGator · · Score: 1

    Capitalism, per se, is not at fault. It's tax lawyers who warped a system which originally focused on long-term growth of capital into short-term growth.

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    1. Re:There's capitalism, then there's capitalism by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Well I agree that, "There's capitalism, then there's capitalism," which is why I said "capitalism" as a moral system.

      It's not just about the tax lawyers or the focus on short-term growth, but the people who sold us on the idea that "profit" is the only thing that matters. We have been convinced that things like "high customer satisfaction" and "providing a product you can be proud of" or "behaving in a moral and ethical manner" are not values that anyone should have when doing business. The *only* measure of success is profit.

      And this doesn't just apply to people working within the business. We have been convinced that capitalism was devised as a moral system rather than simply an economic system. I read this article a while ago, and one of the paragraphs seemed to be a terrific example of this sort of thing:

      I’m a free marketeer. I believe that voluntary exchange is not just a good method of incentivizing people to provide their labor and talents to society, but a robust moral system — goods and services represent tangible benefit to people, market prices represent the true value of goods in society, and wages represent the value that a worker provides to others. Absent negative externalities or monopoly effects, a man receives from the free market what he gives to it, his material worth is a running tally of the net benefit that he has provided to his fellow man. A high income is not only justified, but there is nobility to it.

      If this is the way you view things, then "profit" is basically considered an absolute measure of "goodness". Good businesses are profitable, bad ones are not. Good people make lots of money, bad ones do not. If a businessman makes 10x the amount of money that a garbageman makes, then it must mean that he's 10x better than the garbage man. Not just that he's better at business, but that he's a superior human being who is much more useful to society. According to this line of thought, the garbageman is more or less expendable.

      I don't know who sold us on this idea, but it's extremely creepy to hear it voiced by supposed Christians in the "religious right". Capitalism wasn't intended to be a moral system. If you go back and read people like Adam Smith, you see that capitalism was intended to be a way to achieve greater efficiency by expanding individual economic choice, but it was hoped that those choices would be made while exercising wisdom and morality, and not a blind lust for profits.

  81. "Sprint is content to milk the old Nextel network" by LandGator · · Score: 1

    I second this. I have T-mobile and while their android phone selection is kind of sucking right now, I can still get away with wireless tethering for free and they have one of the largest caps (10 gigs). I've easily blown through 2-5 gigs already this month. They also just boosted their speeds locally and I'm now pulling like 2.5-4mbps, which is a lot better than the 1mbps I was getting previously. Don't know when I'll start to see speeds over 5mbps, but I should probably upgrade to the latest radio. The worst they do to the people that exceed their caps is drop them down to edge, which still at least leaves their phones somewhat usable. Every other provider wants to nickel and dime you to death. Boost is good for cheap phone service, but their network is terrible and nowhere even near edge quality. I'd feel pretty bad for anyone that bought their proposed android phone. Its going to be rather painful. Seems like sprint is content to milk the old nextel network for all its worth.

    Nope. The old Nextel (actually iDEN) network is not involved. Sprint uses CDMA for their resellers, and CDMA has so many parameters to tweak to favor cheap vs good that I just avoid CDMA whenever possible.

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  82. BIG NEWS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Verizon rips off customers...read all about it...

    Vote with your virtual feet people! I have saved over 5000 gollars since i ditched verizon...

    1. Re:BIG NEWS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ps - that is the equivalent of 4733 dollars

      oh and - fuck you slash dot for the waste of my fucling time.

  83. Verizon is the devil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate Verizon. I hate calling them and dealing with their incompetant service reps that try to sell me new services. I've had so many billing issues with them in the past. My most recent one is where I ordered an extra cable box for a second tv and the rep signed me up for 2 extra services behind my back without asking me totalling an extra $30 a month.

    If I could get my internet service from anywhere else that was decent I would do it right now.

  84. Re:Rife by bendodge · · Score: 1

    I knew someone who decided to quit by just putting his headset on the table and reading a book, still in the phone queue, lasted a month before they found out his calls were just dead air.

    Did that person have initials JB? Because the head tech at the local PC shop I work for (6+ years he's been here now actually fixing problems) did exactly that.

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  85. Re:Rife by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

    Escalation is the process the call center crowd has chosen.

    They hire ppl as cheap as they can get them to perform the
    basic task of basic support.

    Anything outside the mainstream is escalation.

    The ppl with so called specialized knowledge make a few bucks
    and hour more, and there are a LOT less of them.

    I have worked for several companies and they all followed this model.

    It is all about the money.

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  86. Re:Rife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On behalf of all CSRs, with plenty of experience at multiple companies....

    We aren't allowed to solve your problem. It's not in that manual. As such your call needs to move to someone with a different book of "What I can do". I';m transferring you isn't nice, so they call the people with the bigger book some varient of higher or greater support(next level, second/third tier, L2, L3, product specialist, etc). If the problem isn't in their book they MIGHT be allowed to access google and see if they can fix it within the alotted time. If they cannot, then it goes on to the next set of people with a different book. Sometimes which set depends on what the problem is. Sometimes these people can actually request/suggest/design fixes for real problems. By "escalating" rather than "Dumping your call on some other hapless phone agent" it gives the false sense that your call is important to the company.