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Senate Trying To Slip Internet Kill Switch Past Us

sanermind writes "Sensing Senators don't have the stomach to try and pass a stand-alone bill in broad daylight that would give the President the power to shut down the Internet in a national emergency, the Senate is considering attaching the Internet Kill Switch bill as a rider to other legislation that would have bi-partisan support."

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  1. Governmental Fail by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    CNN a few years ago ran a special were they told the story of a possible an IT attack and had former government officials try to figure out how to save the day.

    The story was that people had downloaded a March Madness smartphone app that delivered scores and such in March, but now its April and it's sending out large amounts data, and making useless calls, that's overwhelming the cellular networks and running up people's bills. Round two was that this unknown data was actually waking up a bot net, and now the Internet's overloaded. Round 3... an explosion at a power station has downed power on the East Coast. However, nobody knows where the problem is to fix it, because their smartphones are dead and so is the Internet and phone systems.

    The governmental instinctive reaction is to shut it all down... but you don't need to shut down the Internet, this could have been solved in round one by asking Apple, Google, even Cydia and the other responsible app stores to kill the app. What is needed is a granular control (that the app stores already have) to say when an app is causing trouble, we'll pull it off the smartphones that have it. If there's a server running a botnet, kill it, not the entire Internet.

    The panel lost the game, and was punished with a postgame interview by Wolf Blitzer.

    1. Re:Governmental Fail by IICV · · Score: 2, Funny

      What! This cannot be! Surely the country's most handsome politicians wouldn't fail so thoroughly at a test of practical skill?

    2. Re:Governmental Fail by Darkness404 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Round 1.

      Don't design fucking critical infrastructure to communicate with the internet. Life support, power plants, hospitals, water treatment plants can use very secure computers and use local networking. BUT DON'T PUT THEM ON THE FUCKING INTERNET.

      Round 2.

      Don't consolidate the internet into a monopoly or duopoly. Yeah, some major thing might kill AT&T, but T-Mobile, Verizon and Sprint should still be active. Its a lot harder to "destroy" the internet when everything is spread out.

      Round 3.

      Take steps to protect yourself from DoS attacks.

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    3. Re:Governmental Fail by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      The Internet is the cheapest available method to move bits from one place to another. Is there a another network that does the job well enough to be considered a competitor?

    4. Re:Governmental Fail by jgagnon · · Score: 2, Funny

      What! This cannot be! Surely the country's most handsome politicians wouldn't fail so thoroughly at a test of practical skill?

      Why not? They fail so thoroughly at everything else! :p

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    5. Re:Governmental Fail by jgagnon · · Score: 1

      Take steps to protect yourself from DoS attacks.

      What about Dispensing of Stupidity attacks?

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    6. Re:Governmental Fail by Darkness404 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Um, yes its called sneakernet and it can be 100% confidential. It has insanely high bandwidth, but a bit of latency issues.

      If you want to update programs in your power plant, do it with physical media or take in a laptop and sync it that way.

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    7. Re:Governmental Fail by Anon-Admin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      LostCluster, you have false assumption in your argument. You start with the assumption that the ability "Internet Kill Switch" is being called for based on the reason they stated. We all know that the reason stated by the government has little to do with the real reason.

    8. Re:Governmental Fail by Lennie · · Score: 1

      A seperate network.

      Is it really that hard to seperate 2 networks ?

      If you are in charge of powerplats, maybe some dedicated fiber in the ground, if communication is that important for you, wouldn't be a luxery.

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    9. Re:Governmental Fail by lowrydr310 · · Score: 3, Funny
      There's also IPoAC, IP over Avian Carriers.

      IPoAC has been successfully implemented, but for only nine packets of data, with a packet loss ratio of 55% (due to user error[1]), and a response time ranging from 3000 seconds(~54 minutes) to over 6000 seconds(~1.77 hours). Thus, this technology suffers from poor latency. Nevertheless, for large transfers avian carriers are capable of high average throughput when carrying flash memory devices.

      Bird is the word!

    10. Re:Governmental Fail by space_hippy · · Score: 1

      God forbid the government goes to a neutral third party, say a judge, clearly and consciously documenting their reasoning to shut down a service provided by a private company.

      I wish my countries government would go back to getting warrants.

    11. Re:Governmental Fail by sco08y · · Score: 1

      The Internet is the cheapest available method to move bits from one place to another. Is there a another network that does the job well enough to be considered a competitor?

      SIPRNET, JWICS, etc.

    12. Re:Governmental Fail by NevarMore · · Score: 1

      If you want to update programs in your power plant, do it with physical media or take in a laptop and sync it that way.

      What if the laptop was compromised? It then infects a critical system and you lose CPU cycles while it thrashes around trying to get out and time to cleanup the damage. Worst case is targeted espionage where there is a virus waiting to jump the air gap.

    13. Re:Governmental Fail by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Internet-based networking technology is the cheapest available method to move bits from one place to another. That doesn't mean that networking system needs to be on "the" internet.

      Lots of companies, the military, etc has private networking that isn't part of the internet. You just run some T1 lines around, which you'd have to do anyway to get on the internet, and make some basic configuration changes. Everything behaves the same as before, just with a separate network.

    14. Re:Governmental Fail by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      and was punished with a postgame interview by Wolf Blitzer.

      See, this is what happens when you start ignoring the Geneva Convention.

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    15. Re:Governmental Fail by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Nice idea, but it only works for those "smartphones" that operate on the Apple model with a tightly controlled, centralized application installation process.

      Blackberry and Palm have no such thing - the user can put whatever they want on the phone and nobody can take it away from them.

      I suspect most Android implementations allow some sort of distributed application install as well. Then we have all the phones that are carrier-tied for new applications. If you got in with Verizon then every Java-enabled phone could have your application on it. And once installed there isn't a carrier method for removing it - they can stop further distribution, but can't do anything with the phones that have it.

    16. Re:Governmental Fail by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You missed the other rule: Don't run Windows on your critical infrastructure computers! That's why we had the cascade failure at Black Mesa; all that sorrow would have been avoided had Gordon simply shown them how to install a hardened *NIX derivative.

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    17. Re:Governmental Fail by nschubach · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And since the power plants/company likely had to lay/string power lines... is it so hard to include a fiber run with it?

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    18. Re:Governmental Fail by Tmack · · Score: 1

      A seperate network.

      Is it really that hard to seperate 2 networks ?

      If you are in charge of powerplats, maybe some dedicated fiber in the ground, if communication is that important for you, wouldn't be a luxery.

      ...or on the power poles, which already run to your plant, and have a very high likelihood of going to a substation and other transmission plants, and eventually to your office, since you probably have power. And since you already are pulling lines, just pull the fiber with it. And since you are pulling fiber, why not over-provision with some bundles in case you need it (labor cost is way more than the materials when laying new lines). And what to do with all this extra bandwidth? Sell it to your customers for internet access for more Profit!! See Dalton Utilities for an example. They started doing it back in the early 90s just for their SCADA type stuff, then expanded capacity/upgraded and turned it into FTTH as well. The SCADA is probably (hopefully) separated on its own internal network/vlan/separate fibers/bundles, but who knows.

      Tm

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    19. Re:Governmental Fail by nschubach · · Score: 1

      All Android phones can install APK packages (zip file with some manifest data) if the user selects the option for third party applications in the settings.

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    20. Re:Governmental Fail by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 1
      Round 3... an explosion at a power station has downed power on the East Coast.

      Riiiight. So the Internet has the power to blow up power stations? If this were the case then it's not an Internet problem. Needless to say I have serious doubts as to how this could occur and I work in the industry.

    21. Re:Governmental Fail by NevarMore · · Score: 1

      all that sorrow would have been avoided had Gordon simply shown them how to install a hardened *NIX derivative.

      Thats like a 15 minute tutorial or a 3 page pamphlet isn't it?

    22. Re:Governmental Fail by demonbug · · Score: 1

      If you want to update programs in your power plant, do it with physical media or take in a laptop and sync it that way.

      What if the laptop was compromised? It then infects a critical system and you lose CPU cycles while it thrashes around trying to get out and time to cleanup the damage. Worst case is targeted espionage where there is a virus waiting to jump the air gap.

      Did you miss the premise? We're looking at ways to get data/updates to critical infrastructure without connecting them to the internet. Yes, if you use a physical device like a laptop or a memory card, it could be compromised - but you can check this out before connecting it to critical infrastructure, and the same problem exists if you are getting updates off the network.

      Regarding espionage - not having critical infrastructure connected to the internet would seemingly make it more difficult for an outside agency to retrieve data, so again, this seems to be an advantage for the don't-attach-critical-infrastructure-to-the-internet idea.

    23. Re:Governmental Fail by cdrguru · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, but the Internet is the cheapest and most effective way of implementing any sort of WAN today. The idea of having your own fiber is gone - there is no point to it and the companies that were offering it have stopped. I don't think you can buy a dedicated fiber connection from New York to Chicago today at any price. Packet-switched on existing fiber? Sure, you can get that. It's called the Internet.

    24. Re:Governmental Fail by dangitman · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's also IPoAC [wikipedia.org], IP over Avian Carriers.

      Highly vulnerable to shotgun-in-the-middle attacks, though.

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    25. Re:Governmental Fail by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Seeing as the power companies are in the business of making money from their infrastructure, why would they let that fiber be wasted on internal communications only, rather than selling it on the market by connecting it to the internet?

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    26. Re:Governmental Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does my local power transformer need access to the internet anyway? What, needs to look up hot, naked pictures of the voltage regulator sisters?

      If substations need to communicate with each other, there are other ways you can get these things talking without exposing it to all the crap and insecurity the internet offers.

    27. Re:Governmental Fail by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 1

      Yea, they were doing so well with adding the word "Reform" to get bills passed for anything they wanted to take over. Why didn't they just go for "Internet Safety Reform Act". No one reads these 2000+ page bills they pass these days anyway. Nobody would have ever noticed the paragraph in there about the Prezzy's Internet kill switch. They must have let an intern head up this bill. The real pros would never have been so up front with us.

    28. Re:Governmental Fail by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      I'm curious as to how you would do remote surgery via sneakernet ... just wondering ... I suppose you /could/ lay dedicated fiber from all hospitals to all others, but I'm sure there's something that already does that, I just can't think of its name ...

    29. Re:Governmental Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please add your comments here: http://thekillswitch.info/

      It will help other know what the issues are and get the word out.

    30. Re:Governmental Fail by nschubach · · Score: 1

      They could sell off access to it, but they could also maintain their own priority switch in case of emergency where they shut off all access to that network. I don't believe there is a law against that.

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    31. Re:Governmental Fail by Stradivarius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is no perfectly secure approach if any communication into the power plant systems is required. (Getting data out you could do securely by radio transmission, but data in is problematic).

      But I would argue it's easier to secure that laptop than to protect an online control system.

      First, the laptop need not be connected 24/7 - you can connect it only for brief periods to the Internet (i.e. only while downloading the laptop's regular software/AV patches and whatever data you need to transfer to the power plant). That reduces the exposure considerably.

      Second, in this scenario it is impossible for the control system to communicate directly with a potential attacker. Any attacker instructions would have to go through the laptop sneakernet. This is more difficult to make work for the attacker. It also places a latency penalty on attacks. That enables things like auditing the laptop before it's allowed to connect to the control system, thus giving the defenders a chance at discovering the attack before it can do any harm. You can't do that if the control system is on the Internet.

      Third, even when on the Internet, a laptop is not easily identifiable as a piece of critical infrastructure to an attacker who has infiltrated your corporate network from the Internet. A power company LAN may have many, many PCs and laptops. It has far fewer routers, such as those used to control access to the control systems. Forcing the attacker to find the needle in the haystack (which may even be offline at the time) adds some level of security.

      Being offline gives you a far better chance against attacks than being online. It's just inconvenient and more costly. Since the utilities face little market or governmental pressure to be secure, cheap and convenient wins over security.

    32. Re:Governmental Fail by sexconker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The Internet is the cheapest available method to move bits from one place to another. Is there a another network that does the job well enough to be considered a competitor?

      There's this thing called a local area network.
      In the presence of the internet, and internet-like service running locally, we can distinguish it by calling it the "intranet". We can even extend our "intranet" to remote (non-local) locations through the use of virtual private networks, or VPNs.

      Hello and welcome to the 1980s.
      Watch out for the boneitis.

    33. Re:Governmental Fail by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Well, you could make the argument that power companies are also in the business of not being rooted by chinese script kiddies.

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    34. Re:Governmental Fail by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I'm curious as to how you would do remote surgery via sneakernet ... just wondering ... I suppose you /could/ lay dedicated fiber from all hospitals to all others, but I'm sure there's something that already does that, I just can't think of its name ...

      Having a surgeon control a scalpel in my chest from across the internets sounds like a terrible idea.

    35. Re:Governmental Fail by severoon · · Score: 3, Informative

      I most definitely want an Internet kill switch, and I would love it if the USG did this for us. This kind of project is too big and too costly to get done any other way...it requires government to get involved, and if we're going to be able to shut down the entire web with a single event, it has to be done this way because of the distributed nature of the web and it's inherent design to route around damage. My only fear is that if the USG were to take this on as a task, they might not succeed on time and within budget, and we need it to succeed.

      (By the way, just to be clear, I'm a terrorist...as are all of us here, right? Think how awesome it would be to get control of a single point of failure created for the web! Key step to turning converting North America into a caliphate am I right guys?)

      :-)

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    36. Re:Governmental Fail by corbettw · · Score: 1

      There isn't an ISP on this planet that can rival the Post Office or FedEx for bandwidth. Though like you said, the latency can be a bit much at times.

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    37. Re:Governmental Fail by darkfire5252 · · Score: 1

      Don't design [...] critical infrastructure to communicate with the internet. Life support, power plants, hospitals, water treatment plants can use very secure computers and use local networking. BUT DON'T PUT THEM ON THE [...] INTERNET.

      The reason that some people give 'cyberwar' more thought than that is that it's not as simple as you make it out to be. I'm a coauthor on a DOE sponsored paper (under security review, so no citation for now) that covers some more subtle aspects of the problem. The electrical grid can be attacked by compromising the control system if that system is internet connected, true. However, if a significant proportion of the electrical load for any one generator can be controlled via the internet, then that generator can be attacked via the internet without requiring any direct internet contact. Case in point, X10, Google, Microsoft, and many other companies are currently looking into home automation and controlling the home's electrical system via the computer. So, what happens the next time there's a runaway MS worm, but instead of just sending spam it gives control of the home automation system to the attacker? Simply by turning the power off in enough houses in an area, an attacker could actually cause physical damage to the power plant.

      That's why we can't just dismiss the problem as "unhook the power plants from the internet." In a world that's increasingly hooked to the internet, we can't afford to overlook how the internet-connected components can possibly have an effect on the non-connected components.

    38. Re:Governmental Fail by gagol · · Score: 1

      Where I live (Quebec, Canada) we have a dedicated fiber network running on high voltage lines (735KV) to remote admin the dams and power stations, if that would fail a network of microwave towers can be used as backup.

      Oh yeah, it's state operated and cheap too.

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    39. Re:Governmental Fail by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      Ahmed? Is that you?

      It's me, Steve. From Explosives! Man I tell you, what a small world this infidel internet is.

    40. Re:Governmental Fail by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      For those not fortunate enough to work for a company with T1 lines and secure modems, just use compuserve, mcimail, or even prodigy. Oh wait, what about fidonet and pbboard. Those were the days! Surely the infrastructure still exists.

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    41. Re:Governmental Fail by rongage · · Score: 1

      That latency can be a real bitch let me tell you - at least with the Post Orifice. Took them over 12 days to deliver a priority package to me from Detroit to Chicago. Their response to that: sorry about that.

      Never again....

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    42. Re:Governmental Fail by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Even today companies which handle stock information (the regulated kind which has to reach all their customers within a predictable window) use dedicated lines for important "this can't fall prey to network congestion" information and updates.
      The regular internet is poorly suited to this.
      I hope that surgery over a network is considered similarly important and gets it's own dedicated lines.

    43. Re:Governmental Fail by melikamp · · Score: 1

      The Internet is a gigantic super-brain. It is still young and fast-growing, so things go bad here and there some of the time. But in just a few decades (I give it 2) it will be more intelligent and arguably more important for humans than any particular state, and at that point no one will be able to "shut down the Internet" in a country like USA. It will be about as feasible as shutting down all roads in the country today.

    44. Re:Governmental Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually, my power professor used to say that the companies with the most bandwidth were power companies since they typically put fiber optics inside the "neutral" wire that was strung above the 3 phase power poles. (I realize that the neutral wasn't all that big or necessary but they are still strung above the other 3)

    45. Re:Governmental Fail by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, they want to make the failure faster: Instead of waiting for the malware to shut down the internet, they do it themselves.

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    46. Re:Governmental Fail by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If the alternative is a 3 hour flight to the nearest qualified surgeon you might be prepared to reconsider.

    47. Re:Governmental Fail by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      You already can turn off the internet! (allow popups for that site).

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    48. Re:Governmental Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The entire purpose of the Internet, formerly DARPANet, was to be a communications channel during a national emergency. Shoot the politicians in the head and let's start rebuilding a government of the people and for the people. And repeal the legislation cum law granting person status to corporations.

    49. Re:Governmental Fail by re_organeyes · · Score: 0

      Quite obvious how out of touch certain government officials really are. Not that it's news to anyone though. As is typical, they sit in their ivory towers and have become so out of touch with what the average citizen understands as reality, they they can't fight the battles they've been hired to fight.

      Or maybe I'm just jaded?

    50. Re:Governmental Fail by Shoe+Puppet · · Score: 1

      Oh wait, what about fidonet and pbboard. Those were the days! Surely the infrastructure still exists.

      Sure.

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    51. Re:Governmental Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were modded *insightful*?!

    52. Re:Governmental Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      trust me, falcon injection is much more interesting

    53. Re:Governmental Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really does escape me why we don't have critical utilities on a completely standalone fiber network. I know first-hand that we don't that. I also know that it is entirely possible to have an infrastructure ONLY network with present existing dark fiber.

      It's all about money, and the government doesn't want to foot the bill, claim emminent domain, or create a needed job market. I check on this very thing every 5 years, starting around 1998. Still hasn't happened.

    54. Re:Governmental Fail by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We can even extend our "intranet" to remote (non-local) locations through the use of virtual private networks, or VPNs.

      A VIRTUAL Private Network pretends that you're on the same LAN by opening an encrypted conversation that travels over THE INTERNET. You seem to have that confused with a true Private Network.

    55. Re:Governmental Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feh. I've had damn near that latency on DSL.

      TDS's Response: Sorry about that.

      Except I pay them a lot more money.

    56. Re:Governmental Fail by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      The problem was that a conventional attack that would be a small problem on a normal day becomes a big problem when the Internet, cell phones, regular phones, are already down. Without any way to tell the oil truckers which hospital bought their load, generators fail too.

      Shutting down the Internet just makes a bad problem worse. The correct answer was to killbit the March Madness app in round one.

    57. Re:Governmental Fail by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      PCs can run anything the user wants too... but that's why we have Antivirus and Antimalware products that we tell know-nothings they have to run... which stops programs based on suspicious behaviors and a definition list of programs to kill.

      So, the solution to Blackberry and Palm devices is to distribute such programs for them.

    58. Re:Governmental Fail by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      You named two government projects. Who does such a network for business interests?

    59. Re:Governmental Fail by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're defending from the wrong threat. There was no IT attack on the power grid, there were conventional bombs along the power grid which is usually a simple problem to solve, but nobody knew where it happened because the government had activated the kill switches on public communication.

      Downing the entire Internet just makes a bad situation worse.

    60. Re:Governmental Fail by suutar · · Score: 1

      Nah. It'd still be a terrible idea, even though it would also be the best option. (This is not a unique combination. "Democracy is the worst form of government except for all those others that have been tried." - Winston Churchill)

    61. Re:Governmental Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some new power transmission lines actually incorporate an optical fiber into the middle of the conductor, for SCADA control and monitoring purposes.

    62. Re:Governmental Fail by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Wow. I didn't know senator's were modding on slashdot these days!

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    63. Re:Governmental Fail by Bitmanhome · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, Black Mesa was sabotage. I know we love to blame Windows for these sorts of things, but that event was carefully implemented by an organization we have yet to meet.

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    64. Re:Governmental Fail by omglolbah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yup, but then you get management at central locations -demanding- to have access to realtime data from various plants.

      The budget does not allow for dedicated links so a compromise is chosen... Heavily firewalled tunnels, but over the public internet.

      Then a few years later, someone in management demands more functionality... Like being able to remotely do troubleshooting at the plant to save money on travel... This is implemented, throwing away the "Read Only" nature of the old system... again the internet is chosen as a transport as it is the only viable solution within the budget...

      Suddenly, you have a theoretical way in from the internet to a gas plant responsible for moving 143 million Sm3 natural gas to Europe....
      If you know the layout of the software you can easily shut down the whole plant..

      It is all about money.... Technical solutions are all fine and good, but in the end the management that picks the solution is responsible, and they more often than not look at money :(

    65. Re:Governmental Fail by sjames · · Score: 1

      If you are a power company, you have all the infrastructure in place to do your very own private fiber run. You can run it along with the high voltage lines so people don't mess with it (they won't mess with them more than once anyway).

    66. Re:Governmental Fail by lgw · · Score: 1

      There are several physically distunct internets - an all edu one, an all mil one, an all gov one for secret info, presumably the NSA has one. Building an all-infrastructure internet should only cost us a few milli-bailouts, if some of that extra fiber laid down during the dot-com days is still dark. Sure, you've got all the last-mile issues, but as the sibling post points out, utilitiy companies usually have rights of way.

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    67. Re:Governmental Fail by unitron · · Score: 1

      You wanna see USPS latency?

      Class: Priority Mail®
      Service(s): Delivery Confirmation(TM)
      Status: Processed through Sort Facility

      Your item was processed through and left our ATLANTA, GA 30320 facility on August 31, 2010. The item is currently in transit to the destination. Information, if available, is updated periodically throughout the day. Please check again later.

                  Detailed Results:

      Processed through Sort Facility, August 31, 2010, 8:20 pm, ATLANTA, GA 30320
      Return to Sender, August 31, 2010, 9:23 am, ATLANTA, GA
      Processed through Sort Facility, July 29, 2010, 6:31 pm, ATLANTA, GA 30369
      Processed through Sort Facility, July 27, 2010, 9:06 am, MEMPHIS, TN 38136
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      Processed through Sort Facility, July 22, 2010, 4:43 pm, ATLANTA, GA 30369
      Processed through Sort Facility, July 21, 2010, 3:10 pm, RALEIGH, NC 27676
      Dead Mail / Sent to Mail Recovery Center
      Insufficient Address, July 20, 2010, 9:22 am, JACKSONVILLE, NC
      Out for Delivery or Available at PO Box, July 19, 2010, 11:22 am, JACKSONVILLE, NC 28546
      Sorting Complete, July 19, 2010, 10:52 am, JACKSONVILLE, NC 28546
      Arrival at Post Office, July 19, 2010, 4:42 am, JACKSONVILLE, NC 28546
      Processed through Sort Facility, July 17, 2010, 6:48 pm, RALEIGH, NC 27676
      Acceptance (APC), July 17, 2010, 7:32 am, RALEIGH, NC 27604

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    68. Re:Governmental Fail by iiiears · · Score: 1

      Politically untenable for any Senator to discuss and too difficult to explain accurately in a 6 minute news segment. Are the options? 1) Make a central government authority responsible for the networks. How many agencies will see a need to have some "limited" powers in one decade or two? Opportunities for political gain during a news cycle? 2) Make software "Internet Certified Safe" and require liability damages for software producers? (Read, you can't afford certification) 3) Tacitly allow corporations to consolidate ownership to achieve de-facto government control and receive favorable legislation. Blech, Yuck and OMG.

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    69. Re:Governmental Fail by H0D_G · · Score: 1

      ...like Apple?

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    70. Re:Governmental Fail by meerling · · Score: 1

      The internet has become for data of all sorts (including money) the equivalent of the rail and highway systems. Shutting it down won't directly harm things, but it will indirectly trash large parts of our industry and economy. Sure, we could have prevented everyone from using it in this way, but if you really want to a hot tub time machine, go rent the movie. We are no more likely to be able to go backwards on this as we can on electricity.

      The short version is our systems, industrial, social, and economic, took advantage of a new and efficient resource and would be utterly unable to sustain itself without it, nor can they revert to the previous state without suffering serious damage.

    71. Re:Governmental Fail by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      What! This cannot be! Surely the country's most handsome politicians wouldn't fail so thoroughly at a test of practical skill?

      Why not? They fail so thoroughly at everything else! :p

      Flamebait? It's too bad that the truth doesn't provide an absolute defense against Troll and Flamebait mods.

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    72. Re:Governmental Fail by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I most definitely want an Internet kill switch

      Me too, as long as I'm the only one that has it. Don't worry though ... I'd never actually use the thing. I just want to put it on the mantelpiece so I can admire it from time to time.

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    73. Re:Governmental Fail by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I currently work for a power company (transmission and distribution), we currently run a dark fibre SCADA network on the transmission side and are in the process of running a fibre/wifi network to the node on the distribution side.

      Given our SLAs, I don't see us relying on the interwebs for priority network traffic. Unfortunately, incidents that take out large segments of the power network (say a natural disaster) also take out large segments of the comms network. For smaller incidents we can re-route.

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    74. Re:Governmental Fail by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Forgive me if this seems oxymoronic, but wouldnt remote administration of one's home NOT be "Home automation", but instead, "Home administration"?

      Automation, by the very terminology used, defines a state that is controlled WITHOUT user intervention. When a human operator is involved, however remotely, it becomes administration, not automation.

      It seems to me that the best solution (one that gets the objective outcome you want [terrorists cannot destroy power plants or substations] with the least collateral damage) is to instead pass legislation to prevent the internet being used to control any kind of public utility, or any device attached to the public utility that plays an active role in the use of that public utility. (EG, It is illegal to produce such a remote-controlled automation system. Nothing wrong with it "REPORTING" its current status and power consumption, but once it stops being a report and allows you to shut it down or change the current power mode remotely, it becomes in violation.)

      This would be true for any kind of utility, and not just power-- EG, imagine the problems that could be had in a drought year by a nasty bit of software designed to infect and manipulate these proposed home automation systems, if that system also controlled the lawn sprinkers. One could waste a considerable amount of a truly limited resource in a period of scarcity, and cause even more serious problems than causing the substation to overload.

      The internet is a good, and useful tool, but it is not always the BEST or even APPROPRIATE tool for every application.

      Likewise, a fully blown killswitch is overkill for a problem that is hypothesised to become extant; that particular genie is still in the bottle. Better to put super glue and a "Do not open until christmas" sign on the cork while you still can, to prevent it being opened.

      Implementing a killswitch, that likely would/could itself (though the same clusterfuck insane MBA approved mindlessness that necessitated its creation in the first place) be remotely activated THROUGH the internet. (How else would President Man in the oval office be able to push the button, without having to remodel and run dedicated line?) As such, it itself becomes the single biggest target for terrorist attack, since instead of an isolated community power plant being damaged, you end up with billions of dollars of lost productivity, because a script kiddy brute forced the killswitch.

      Really, preventative medicine makes more sense than reactionary "nuke it from orbit" protectivism, on every relevent front. (And no, I dont consider Mr Senator Man's personal sense of power/comfort on being able to push the button relevant.)

    75. Re:Governmental Fail by russotto · · Score: 1

      The story was that people had downloaded a March Madness smartphone app that delivered scores and such in March, but now its April and it's sending out large amounts data, and making useless calls, that's overwhelming the cellular networks and running up people's bills. Round two was that this unknown data was actually waking up a bot net, and now the Internet's overloaded. Round 3... an explosion at a power station has downed power on the East Coast. However, nobody knows where the problem is to fix it, because their smartphones are dead and so is the Internet and phone systems.

      And why is the telco wireline network down? How about various corporate internal networks, including those at the power companies? Nobody at the ISPs are doing anything to stop the botnet? This sounds like it was intended as a no-win scenario.

    76. Re:Governmental Fail by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      The panel took the telco wireline network down in a power grab... which proved to be a mistake.

      The ISPs would have helped, if they were asked. Again, power grab... they went for downing the whole thing.

    77. Re:Governmental Fail by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      We already have laws about software that break networks... we just have problems enforcing them. Again, we don't need a central shutdown as we need a killbit in operating systems. Clean up the bad code, everything fine, we can resume normality.

    78. Re:Governmental Fail by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      If the alternative is a 3 hour flight to the nearest qualified surgeon you might be prepared to reconsider.

      Hell that sounds like some people's daily commute. While I like the idea of tele-surgery a 3 hour wait is acceptable. What is not acceptable is a wait of days for an important surgery when minutes count.

      Falcon

    79. Re:Governmental Fail by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      Round .5.

      Eliminate the present government and replace it with people who have brains.

    80. Re:Governmental Fail by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Qwest started unconventionally too. Philip Anschutz owned the Southern Pacific Railroad and he started Qwest by laying fiber along the railroad tracks. Williams Companies, Inc, had a similar start, it's an energy company that owned natural gas pipelines. As it decommissioned pipelines it ran fibers through them.

      Falcon

    81. Re:Governmental Fail by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      That's why we can't just dismiss the problem as "unhook the power plants from the internet." In a world that's increasingly hooked to the internet, we can't afford to overlook how the internet-connected components can possibly have an effect on the non-connected components.

      Yeah, but then isn't it a little late?

      Power plant: OMG! Two hundred thousand houses just turned off, simultaneously! The power plant's destroyed!
      Government: Quick! Unplug the internet!

      Now there goes hospital WAN connectivity, no more security monitoring of remote locations that went through a VPN, no more business to business communications like stock market stuff that travels over the internet...
      How much more disruptive would a country-wide internet blackout be compared to a powerplant?

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    82. Re:Governmental Fail by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Simply by turning the power off in enough houses in an area, an attacker could actually cause physical damage to the power plant.

      That's why we can't just dismiss the problem as "unhook the power plants from the internet." In a world that's increasingly hooked to the internet, we can't afford to overlook how the internet-connected components can possibly have an effect on the non-connected components.

      Maybe be, but a saboteur can cause as much damage to your system without using the net. Anyone can blow up substations, down poles, or cut cables or fibers. Trees falling on powerlines cause blackouts, now imagine someone causing 10 trees in a 1 mile stretch of powerlines to fall onto those lines. As an example look at the Northeast Blackout of 2003, or the one in 1965.

      Hell politics can do the same. California's energy crisis in 2000 and 2001 was caused partially by politics, and not just Enron. CA passed what was called "deregulations" of the energy market but it wasn't deregulations at all, it was reregulations. Some regulations were removed but others added. For instance ownership of power generation was separated from ownership of power distribution, the same company could not generate and distribute power. Then the distributors were barred from raising their prices for energy but not the generators. What traders did was buy electricity from generators in CA then sold that to buyers outside of CA willing to pay more. Because CA distributors could not raise their rates they could not buy electricity and make a profit, so they stopped buying. The Effects of partial deregulation section of the wiki article goes into it more.

      That's why we can't just dismiss the problem as "unhook the power plants from the internet." In a world that's increasingly hooked to the internet, we can't afford to overlook how the internet-connected components can possibly have an effect on the non-connected components.

      If I can island or disconnect my grid-tied solar PV system but still supply power to my house, and I could if I had one, you should be able to island or disconnect from problem places too. Of course there's more involved, all I need is an intertie inverter that disconnects from the grid but have another inverter connected between the solar panels and the house, but it can be done.

      Falcon

    83. Re:Governmental Fail by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that the best solution (one that gets the objective outcome you want [terrorists cannot destroy power plants or substations] with the least collateral damage) is to instead pass legislation to prevent the internet being used to control any kind of public utility, or any device attached to the public utility that plays an active role in the use of that public utility. (EG, It is illegal to produce such a remote-controlled automation system. Nothing wrong with it "REPORTING" its current status and power consumption, but once it stops being a report and allows you to shut it down or change the current power mode remotely, it becomes in violation.)

      That will not work. What is needed is a smart grid, and that needs remote control. If Excel Energy sees more demand for electricity than what is being generated as with Smart Grid City, then Excel could tell ACs in non occupied homes to turn off reducing demand. Or say I'm in my office and log into my home energy monitor at work and I see the electricity my AC is using is costing me more than what I'm willing to pay then I can raise the thermostat turning the AC off. Then when I finish work I can log back in and lower the temperature again.

      Falcon

    84. Re:Governmental Fail by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      Yeah , they really should make a -1 , Disagree .

    85. Re:Governmental Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So's sneakernet... :)

    86. Re:Governmental Fail by Zemran · · Score: 1

      why should 'Disagree'ing get a -1? I always thought that it was OK for people to have a different opinion and the appropriate counter was to voice the counter arguement...

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    87. Re:Governmental Fail by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Nah. It'd still be a terrible idea, even though it would also be the best option. (This is not a unique combination. "Democracy is the worst form of government except for all those others that have been tried." - Winston Churchill)

      In the real world, "terrible" is a relative, not absolute measure. When your choices are remote surgery over the internet, or dying, remote surgery is in no way a "terrible" option.

    88. Re:Governmental Fail by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Hell that sounds like some people's daily commute.

      Anyone commuting 6 hours a day is an idiot - even people using public transport (though that's marginally less stupid). Hell, anyone commuting more than 2 hours a day (door-to-door) needs to seriously reconsider their priorities.

      Further, people generally don't commute in a scenario where their chances of dying are far greater doing so rather than working at home.

      While I like the idea of tele-surgery a 3 hour wait is acceptable. What is not acceptable is a wait of days for an important surgery when minutes count.

      There are numerous situations where a 3 hour wait can be lethal, or at least seriously debilitating. Yes, even outside the big city.

    89. Re:Governmental Fail by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Did you not pay attention to the GP?

      Allowing remote administration of consumer utilization of public utilities is exactly what sets the stage for this theoretical attack against infrastructure. It is THE PROBLEM.

      EG, you can cause use a remote control exploit on vulnerable home automation systems to cause those systems to turn on every single electrical appliance connected to the automation system; If your botnet does this to enough homes in the target area, on -- say, a really hot day, you can overload the power grid beyond it's ability to handle with fail-over reserve wire or capacity, and suddenly you have a massive power outage in triple digit (F) weather, and people start dieing.

      "Saving you money" is not a suitable justification for making critical infrastructures more vulnerable to attack.

      A smart grid that uses an isolated command and control network would be perfectly OK; It wouldnt use the public internet as it's backbone. The legislation I suggested would prevent the latter, not the former. It would not prohibit the formation of a smart power grid; it would just prevent you from turning off your kitchen lights using your iPhone.

      The legislation wouldnt prevent you from having a home automation server; it would just make it illegal for it to be controllable/configurable across the internet. So, in your hypothetical situation where you check your power consumption from work, you would be out a day's energy costs until you came home to add timeslots to your home automation system, or other automated behaviors to regulate your homes power consumption without your input. (Such as turning your thermostat down if it is cool outside already, or turning it down while you expect to be away for the day at work. Hence my original statements concering "automation" vs "administration".)

    90. Re:Governmental Fail by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      What about Dispensing of Stupidity attacks?

      Easy. Stay home on election day.

    91. Re:Governmental Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw that show. The scariest part of it was it shows the complete stupidity of the so called "Experts" that was on the show. There was not one real Network/Systems Engineer on the show.

    92. Re:Governmental Fail by sexconker · · Score: 1

      We can even extend our "intranet" to remote (non-local) locations through the use of virtual private networks, or VPNs.

      A VIRTUAL Private Network pretends that you're on the same LAN by opening an encrypted conversation that travels over THE INTERNET. You seem to have that confused with a true Private Network.

      I think you're the one who's confused.

      I specifically mention that VPNs are virtual and are used to extend local networks to non-local networks. If you travel across the internet or across your company's own fiber to an out-of-state office, the security a VPN offers still applies. VPNs do more than securely wrap your packets in an encrypted stream - they can handle addressing issues too (especially useful in situations where you're not relying on the internet, and as such, publicly addressable IPs).

    93. Re:Governmental Fail by NeverNow · · Score: 1

      What can Apple, Cydia and the like do when the application is already on the devices? If there's no thorough, pre-emptive analysis performed, the March Madness is released. And (fortunately!) not all environments are as controlled and centralized as Apple's App Store.

    94. Re:Governmental Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not much of an excuse. Sabotage is a kind of attack. so which OS is more secure from attack, even by an insider?

    95. Re:Governmental Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so hard, but a physical attack could be designed to bring down everything using the same right of way. But, the power grid is a physically separate than the telephone network. Much of the communications traffic travels electromagnetically. So think of fully redundant networks, that could each operate independently.

    96. Re:Governmental Fail by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone is confused about what a VPN is. The point is that it isn't a separate LAN, it depends on the internet. Same wires, same switches. IF the internet has a problem, so does your VPN. A VPN without a functioning internet is virtually nothing at all.

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    97. Re:Governmental Fail by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      I just want to put it on the mantelpiece...

      right next to the "Easy" button.

    98. Re:Governmental Fail by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      It's confirmed that Apple and Cydia each have killbit files that can yank an app after download if needed. Remember the I Am Rich incident.

    99. Re:Governmental Fail by sexconker · · Score: 0, Troll

      We're talking about alternatives to having your shit on the internet.

      1: VPNs do not have to be run over th epublic internet
      2: The main cause for concern with regards to using the internet is security, not reliability.
      3: Derp.

    100. Re:Governmental Fail by Bitmanhome · · Score: 1

      None, by definition. If you're inside, there's nothing to stop you. And if you can smuggle a carefully selected crystal into a high-energy physics lab, then computer security is irrelevant.

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    101. Re:Governmental Fail by russotto · · Score: 1

      Ah. Well, you can't help that much stupid. Probably a good rule of thumb for taking down the telco network is about the level of "Will it prevent the destruction of at least one major city if I do so?" If not, don't do it.

  2. This is why by KillaGouge · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is why we need to switch to a one thing per bill way of doing things. So many things are added to bills to try and hide stuff. Why does the government need to hide information from it's citizens. We need to get everybody in Washington out, and start fresh, but lets do it right, and not use "second ammendment rights" like the crazy tea-party wants.

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    1. Re:This is why by Montezumaa · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it is so fucking crazy to expect our government to respect our Constitutional Rights. You are bitching about politicians doing bad things, and in the same breathe you start bitching about how standing up for your rights is a crazy thing to do. You either respect all rights, or you respect none.

    2. Re:This is why by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think he's saying we shouldn't "use" the second amendment to kill every member of congress, not that we should overturn it.

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    3. Re:This is why by Talderas · · Score: 1

      But if we don't, they'll just become the newest generation of lobbyists.

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    4. Re:This is why by jgagnon · · Score: 4, Funny

      More support for Capitol Punishment! Punish everyone in the capitol!

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    5. Re:This is why by Monchanger · · Score: 2, Informative

      We need to get everybody in Washington out, and start fresh, but lets do it right, and not use "second ammendment rights" like the crazy tea-party wants.

      you start bitching about how standing up for your rights is a crazy thing to do.

      Murdering politicians isn't equivalent to a right to have weapons. That's just one more reason why the tea party is viewed so poorly by sane people.

    6. Re:This is why by KillaGouge · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That is what I was saying. We shouldn't have to resort to violence to change our government like our forefathers had too. We need to educate voters and seek to get the language of all proposed bills to be simpler, as well as posting in full the contents of bills at least 2 weeks before they are set to be voted on, so people can tell their reps how they want them to vote.

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    7. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, with simplicity you lose specificity and gain much wiggle-room, as you've now left linguistic gaps wide open for interpretation. I don't like it any more than you do, but legalese an evil necessity.

    8. Re:This is why by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now I haven't followed the whole tea party protests very closely, but I believe they haven't resorted to killing politicians. Unless you mean that one group from the 18th century....

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    9. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why we need to switch to a one thing per bill way of doing things. So many things are added to bills to try and hide stuff.

      Ah, good, so you have a way to absolutely, legally determine when one thing doesn't relate to another? And can do this in such a way that doesn't flood the lawmaking process with more and more bills that senators and representatives can't possibly wade through in time? Excellent! What's your plan, then?

      Hello?

      Still there?

    10. Re:This is why by nschubach · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You do know the Tea Party doesn't want to kill everyone, right? Or are you trying to put up some false ad hominem attack on the whole group for some reason? What did they do to you that you didn't hear on the maniacal news networks?

      Maybe it's the excessive non-violent petitioning they've been doing. Maybe it's the fact that they are actually out holding up petition signs instead of pointing guns at people. I don't know what it is about their protests that make me think your statement is totally baseless.

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    11. Re:This is why by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Which Tea Party member murdered a politician? I must have missed that story.

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    12. Re:This is why by KillaGouge · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I know that they do not want to kill everybody. They are, however, some of the most useless people in America. Their honesty about how they want the media to only report their stories how they want them to be reported. Yes we need to take back our country, instead of letting it be for the big corporations, but we need to be civilized, and educated about it. Maybe if they actually had ideas, rather than catch phrases everybody wouldn't automatically assume they are stupid.

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    13. Re:This is why by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Then pick up a frakking weapon and start the revolution. If you not willing to die (or even kill) for your principles, then they're principles; they're hobbies. If you are willing to do more than post petulant prattle, then, please, just shut up.

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    14. Re:This is why by nschubach · · Score: 1, Informative

      Maybe if they actually had ideas, rather than catch phrases everybody wouldn't automatically assume they are stupid.

      It's amazing how "stupid" people have created a very succinct list of ideas for action that can be read on this Wikipedia page:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contract_from_America

      While some of them are dated agendas, it's not really a terrible list and I think it falls in line with your statement of "actually [having] ideas."

      I'm not a Tea Party member, but I'm sure there are more ideas floating around. This was from a quick 30 second Internet search.

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    15. Re:This is why by rubycodez · · Score: 0, Troll

      your definition of "sane" is faulty.

      the number one reason for the second amendment was for protection from "despots at home", (number two was protection "enemies abroad")

      the second amendment is an implicit right to violent revolution, the murder of politicians, if the government became sufficiently evil. this may be offensive to a person such as you, but it is the truth.

    16. Re:This is why by Monchanger · · Score: 2, Informative

      To understand my meaning, search for the wildly criticized phase "second amendment remedies". They keep talking about it as if it's a good idea, not the "Bachmann is actually going to convince one of those idiots is going to kill Obama" liberals fear, but a useful tool in their political toolbelt. Waiting for murder to happen isn't good enough when you know violence has already gone beyond the verbal, and the leaders of the crazies are happy to ignore and embrace it.

      I find it funny that Obama has never restricted any of the borderline treasonous and conspiratorial speech about killing his party members, nor acted against WikiLeaks and yet he's still getting this nonsense about how he's a dictator who is somehow going to stop wikileaks with this completely ineffective way.

    17. Re:This is why by Stradivarius · · Score: 1

      I don't think most tea partiers advocate murdering politicians.

    18. Re:This is why by Monchanger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And you conveniently ignore the fact that the right was not granted for individual determination, but as a collective decision. Insane is a perfectly fine way of describing someone who thinks they have the sole capacity and right to choose for the rest of the nation. You are only partially right about revolution is that it is violent, but it is not about assassination. The problem with King George was never looked at in such a way, and the founders would abhor you uncivilized and brutish notion.

      On a personal note, if you think I've no taste for violence, I'd be more than happy to school you on the truth. It's a myth that liberals are sissier than you throwbacks, we just don't need it to settle an argument.

    19. Re:This is why by shentino · · Score: 1

      The media is keeping the voters dumbed down, and will be quick to squash any "rallyers" that try to usurp the influence of the corporate overlords that own them.

    20. Re:This is why by shentino · · Score: 1

      Sitting around and bitching about it at least beats being a sheep and taking it without even complaining.

      Also, some things are worth fighting for, but not to the level of putting one's life on the line.

      Remember, that there's many things you can't enjoy if you're already dead.

    21. Re:This is why by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 1

      Yeah that group from the 18th century was so uncivilized. They were just a bunch of homegrown terrorists with no idea how to parlay with real men of culture or how to fight with the civility of modern warfare. Savages really. They also distributed pamphlets that said the most disturbing things about king and crown, but the 'American' people were so stupid that even the pamphlets had to have pictures in them. Their new government also shows signs of their naivety, it has not supreme leader, just separate branches designed to counteract each other. It's like they want to prevent the government from accomplishing anything. I for one don't expect them to last 10 years on their own.

    22. Re:This is why by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      As I've pointed out in another post, "most" doesn't matter when their leaders do. It only takes one person, which as I also pointed out, is the problem with any non-insignificant sort of acceptance.

    23. Re:This is why by KillaGouge · · Score: 0

      I am sure they are not all stupid. I should not have phrased it like that. However, the ones that are in the spotlight, especially Sharon Angle, are quite stupid. I do appoligze for my broad stroke.

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    24. Re:This is why by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 1

      It's pretty hard to be known for anything other than catch phrases when the media reports only what they want to report. The media has been marginalizing the TEA party since it started. I remember seeing a report on the Coffee party long before I saw an actual report on the TEA party. Now they say it's just an arm of the Republican party, the Republicans would like that were it true.

      As for catch phrases without substance instead of ideas: "Yes We Can!" Guess that guy will be bashed by the media and never get elected.

    25. Re:This is why by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.com/search?q=kill+george+bush&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7GGLL_en Yeah, there weren't any people advocating assassination during the bush years. Wait, there were! And they were actually notable people saying it. But of course talking about the second amendment is code for presidential assassination, but actually advocating presidential assassination is freedom of speech. So, which Nobel peace prize winner wants to assassinate Obama?

    26. Re:This is why by edt12345 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Too bad that your ideas are limited to catch phrases like "big corporations == bad" and not something actually meaningful. Your buddies on the left fringe are all about controlling the spin on thier stories, much more than the TEA Party folks ever could. Remember, the left is the primary supporter of political correctness and not telling the truth.

    27. Re:This is why by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      Ah, good, so you have a way to absolutely, legally determine when one thing doesn't relate to another?

      This is easy. One bill = one point of law. If you read any law statutes, each item is very short and specific.

      Yes, there are a lot of examples you can come up with when, for a complex piece of legislation, certain laws will need checks and balances and exceptions, but there is even a simple way to do that - pass the points that patch up the holes before you pass the major piece.

      I'm sure that there are things that I'm not thinking of here (because life is never this simple), but I think that the concept of making laws more simplified is a very, very good one.

    28. Re:This is why by Itninja · · Score: 1

      That's true for issues like "there's really needs to be a light at this intersection", or "my city has too much chlorine in their water". But rants going in the direction of "the US government needs to be torn down and replaced with a completely new governmental system!!!" are just silly without a willingness to actually take any effective, tangible steps to bring it about.

      Most (all?) of these types of people would totally freak if you took away their government backed roads, police/fire departments, etc. Hell , most of them probably couldn't even take having their American Idol or YouTube disappearing because the government no longer regulated the infrastructure upon which they are built.

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    29. Re:This is why by ITJC68 · · Score: 1

      So we are to trust the government to help us out? Give me break. Did you read the story about the top 10 richest members of congress. I read it and am like they all need to be thrown the hell out. Getting rich off everyone else and the list of entitlements is a joke. They need to all take a 50% pay cut and their pension should have to be used to reduce the deficit. You would be amazed how quick the government would clean up if they all weren't getting paid such high wages for useless work. Lobbyists outlawed as well. Too bad that idea won't fly in DC huh?

    30. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Their new government also shows signs of their naivety, it has not supreme leader, just separate branches designed to counteract each other.

      Vote King George III in 1812!

    31. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The media has been marginalizing the TEA party since it started.

      Yeah, it's not like one of the most prominent Tea Party figures has his own incredibly popular show on one of the most-watched national news networks or anything. Damn that liberal media bias!

    32. Re:This is why by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      It is the power of a dictator to be able to jail anyone who refuses to buy health insurance.

      Obama isn't actively pursuing WikiLeaks because he wears left-wing blinders. He thinks anything critical of the military is an attack on Bush, and thus must somehow be good. Typical leftists practically orgasm when they hear "Woodward and Bernstein", and they think they're hearing it again.

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    33. Re:This is why by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Insane is a perfectly fine way of describing someone who thinks they have the sole capacity and right to choose for the rest of the nation.

      Like Barack Obama, and many Senators, Representatives, and Supreme Court Justices.

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    34. Re:This is why by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Would you remind me again of that magical formula which says two wrongs make a right? I haven't been to stupid school in a while.

      I'm not saying crazy is a strictly right-wing thing, and it takes a moron to argue that I am. Did you read about the today's nut job of the day? He ain't one of you Glenn Beck watchers.

      This isn't about a handful of random crazy. It's about a specific movement of crazy. Something can be done to diffuse the latter, but not the former. That starts with demanding that Republican congressmen do not feed the crazy.

    35. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, they didn't. The Founders' ideals were abandoned as soon as the Founders left power. Study 19th-century American politics some time -- it's an amazing story, and shows how quickly corruption entered the government and idealism was replaced with cynicism.

      As for today's government, well, Jefferson and Washington wouldn't recognise it.

      (Note that I'm not saying "go back to the Founders' vision!". I think many of the changes in the American state have been positive things. For example, the Founders didn't give the vote to women, or abolish slavery. And my views on the Second Amendment would make Charlton Heston turn in his coffin. All I'm saying is: the Founders' vision did not last very long.)

    36. Re:This is why by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      There's a world of difference between changing the federal government and changing the lower levels of government that deal with roads, police, etc.. That you deliberately equated the two is dishonest.

      There's a great deal that a person can do to "take any effective, tangible steps to bring it about" that do not involve violence. Funding, gathering like-minded individuals, pointing out the idiocy and viciousness of opponents, writing papers on politcal theory that point out how things could be done.... The list of things that can be done is long, indeed.

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    37. Re:This is why by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      I love it, and it should be tried, but it won't work. Many of the rich congresscritters have boosted their wealth through bribes and promoting bills that advance their wealth (Diane Feinstein is a prime example of the latter). Salary and benefit cuts have no effect on that.

      Would you explain how outlawing lobbyists could be achieved? Lawmakers (obviously some of the most deliberately igorant people in the country) will complain that they need advisors. The pressure to get axe-grinders hired as staffers will be beyond belief.

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    38. Re:This is why by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      I don't talk politics with partisan assholes. Come back when you grow up.

    39. Re:This is why by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Not being able to stand anyone having a different opinion from yours makes you perfectly suited for Al Quaeda. Again, come back when you grow up, stupid.

    40. Re:This is why by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Like Barack Obama, and many Senators, Representatives,

      You mean the people voted into power?

      and Supreme Court Justices.

      or appointed via the people voted in? You still have the right to vote. Angry fuck-nuts murdering politicians based on their pet issues leads to a hell-hole, fast.

    41. Re:This is why by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      possible collective use (in the case of despotic government) does not invalidate the fact of the granting of an individual right.

    42. Re:This is why by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      Angry fuck-nuts murdering politicians based on their pet issues leads to a hell-hole, fast.

      like France? Switzerland?

      as long as it's just politicians being disposed of, nothing of great value is lost. remember, politicians are like toilet paper, plentiful, cheap and disposable, crap on one and flush it, plenty more where that came from......

    43. Re:This is why by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      That's not the question at hand.

    44. Re:This is why by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Try any country where only the most ruthless and murderous people stay in power. Why should they care if they purge people like you? You're just a piece of tissue paper to them, too.

    45. Re:This is why by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      but we're talking of a situation where a good country is going to the evil side, the trick is to nip the problem in the bud. so we were granted the right to bear budnippers.

    46. Re:This is why by Raenex · · Score: 1

      No, that makes you a murderous tyrant. You're worse than the politicians.

    47. Re:This is why by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      tyranny, is that what the consensus of the people was in 1776?

    48. Re:This is why by Raenex · · Score: 1

      The people in 1776 weren't assassinating politicians on a whim. In fact, you'll note "No taxation without representation" was the slogan leading up to the American Revolution. We have the right to vote. The whole point of democracy is to peacefully decide issues and avoid bloodshed. Murdering somebody because the decision doesn't go your way makes you a tyrant.

    49. Re:This is why by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      but I haven't said one word about "murdering somebody because the decision doesn't go your way", I'm talking about historical fact and a basis for one of our Constitutional rights. I Didn't say now was a time for We The People to use that. But for some reason you find what any American 100 or 150 years ago would consider "good patriotic talk" to be somehow evil or terrorist thinking.

    50. Re:This is why by Itninja · · Score: 1

      I agree there is a long list of non-violent things that could be done. The problem is that none of them work for more than a decade or two. In the last, say, 1000 years of human history people have never been able to "get everybody...out, and start fresh" without bloodshed. I am talking about actual change (e.g. monarchy to republic, republic to theocratic). Not like the occasional 'bloodless coup' where only people are replaced.

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    51. Re:This is why by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Most (all?) of these types of people would totally freak if you took away their government backed roads, police/fire departments, etc.

      Most roads are local or state not federal. The Constitution of the USA does allow states to build them, hell it even allows the feds to build some roads.

      Hell , most of them probably couldn't even take having their American Idol or YouTube disappearing because the government no longer regulated the infrastructure upon which they are built.

      Oh, you mean the same governments that gave monopolies away? American Idol? Guess where it's viewed... On licensed broadcasting stations. Big media wants licensing to be required to broadcast over the airwaves. And businesses want their monopoly on the use of rights of way or easements to build the infrastructures, whether for cable, electricity, fiber, or telephone.

      Falcon

    52. Re:This is why by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Murdering politicians isn't equivalent to a right to have weapons. That's just one more reason why the tea party is viewed so poorly by sane people.

      And exactly what politician has been killed, or was physically threatened, by someone from the Tea Party? Or is this an attempt to deflect protests or put protesters in a bad light? I oppose some of what Tea Party advocates call for but making shit up to shut them up is wrong. If you have to resort to that then it goes to show how constructive you are, not constructive at all.

      Falcon

    53. Re:This is why by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      That's not only off topic but ignoring the point. I've explained my point several times to others who said exactly what you did, so if you want an answer, check those. Otherwise, if you want to continue burying your head in the sand just so you can feel like you know what you're talking about, that's your business and the place where I'm left with nothing left to say to you.

    54. Re:This is why by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      That's not only off topic but ignoring the point. I've explained my point several times to others who said exactly what you did, so if you want an answer, check those. Otherwise, if you want to continue burying your head in the sand just so you can feel like you know what you're talking about, that's your business and the place where I'm left with nothing left to say to you.

      If you can't have a civilized discussion that's your problem. When I ask a question you have to make off the wall remarks about burying my head. It's you who buried his or her head.

      Falcon

    55. Re:This is why by Raenex · · Score: 1

      but I haven't said one word about [..]

      Then we are coming from different directions, and you have to take the whole thread into context. The person I replied to quoted his parent as saying: "Insane is a perfectly fine way of describing someone who thinks they have the sole capacity and right to choose for the rest of the nation."

      That's what my reply was in context to, and so I assumed your reply to me was in that context.

      That said, we still have the right to vote, yet people are grumbling about violent overthrow and assassination, threatening those in power because they don't like this or that legislation. Furthermore, when you make remarks comparing the murder of politicians with flushing a piece of tissue paper, it does make you a murderous tyrant. Politicians are people too, not all of them are bad, and the process itself is a necessarily ugly one. We all compromise ourselves in one way or another.

  3. Can't stop the signal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Government filters will never come between me and my first post! Only the two people before me will!

    1. Re:Can't stop the signal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imposter! I am the REAL anonymous coward and I get first post all the time! Stop hacking my tubes! Shut it down!

    2. Re:Can't stop the signal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You frauds! I'm the real Steve Jobs!

      Wait, I mean I'm the real Anonymous Coward.

      Kids, GET OFF MY iNTERNET!

  4. The internet is the only thread... by Darkness404 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The internet is the only thread uniting mankind to the point where a conventional war won't happen easily. Of course, this isn't going to stop nukes or wars in third world countries, but the internet allows people of the country that "we're" bombing to communicate back to us so people push pressure on the government.

    Imagine if Iraq or Afghanistan had common internet access, something tells me we wouldn't invade because public opinion would be very much against it. The internet lets you break down all the previous things that held countries in conflict, language, culture, and reporting hindrances no longer exist to countries with internet access.

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    1. Re:The internet is the only thread... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Imagine if Iraq or Afghanistan had common internet access

      How about Iran?

      The problem is, the current governments don't WANT common internet access for the common people... because then we'd probably be hearing about a variety of inhumane treatment and human rights issues that those countries don't want us to know about.

    2. Re:The internet is the only thread... by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...Iran has at least somewhat of internet access for its people, and hence we haven't invaded them. Yeah, we've been exchanging harsh words but thats it. We aren't going to invade Iran like we invaded Iraq. Yeah, their nuclear reactor might "mysteriously" stop working, but that will be the end of it.

      Most people support the Iranian people because they have internet, remember the election protests last year that pretty much the entire internet stood up in support of the Iranian people?

      We aren't invading Iran for particularly that reason, it would be a PR nightmare. Yes, I know, some people want to nuke Iran, China, India, and I'm sure if you gave them the change they'd nuke Canada, Mexico and most of Europe.

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    3. Re:The internet is the only thread... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      I agree it'd be a PR nightmare, but isn't Iranian internet access pretty severely censored? As well as any government protests, etc?

    4. Re:The internet is the only thread... by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Its censored, yes, but Iranian people are rather highly educated while the Iranian government isn't, which makes it possible to break through the censors. Granted, doing so basically puts a mark on your head, but it has been done.

      Plus, the moment US tanks start driving across the Iranian border, you can bet that Iran will start letting bloggers show how inhumane the US occupation is (all the while censoring the many Iranian human rights abuses)

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    5. Re:The internet is the only thread... by BabyDuckHat · · Score: 1

      This is very insightful. An important part of getting public support for a war is convincing people that the "enemy" is very different from them, somehow less than human, and maybe even evil. When most citizens see that the people being killed really are people too with the same hopes, dreams, and ambitions as them with all the same things to lose, they don't see it as war anymore, they see it as murder.

    6. Re:The internet is the only thread... by DerekLyons · · Score: 4, Insightful

      but the internet allows people of the country that "we're" bombing to communicate back to us so people push pressure on the government.

      Or, it allows the people "we're" bombing to craft a careful astroturf campaign designed to appeal to the prejudices of some portion of 'our' fellow citizens so that they then rage on Twitter, Facebook, Slashdot, etc... etc... The effects on the government are questionable at best because that 'some portion' of 'our fellow citizens' are deluded as to the actual effectiveness of said 'rage' and notably incompetent at questioning the validity and value of information that matches their prejudices.
       

      Imagine if Iraq or Afghanistan had common internet access, something tells me we wouldn't invade because public opinion would be very much against it.

      Which is a consequence of our current system of government by soundbite and opinion poll, not a consequence of the existence of the 'net.

    7. Re:The internet is the only thread... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Iraq had widespread Internet access before the invasion, you ignorant twat. Global public opinion was absolutely against it, even public opinion the United States was evenly divided after a year-long scare campaign. Fat lot of good that did.

    8. Re:The internet is the only thread... by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Imagine if Iraq or Afghanistan had common internet access

      And then imagine yet another series of unfortunate accidents involving undersea cables.

      Alexander the Great's solution to unsolvable problems is just as effective today as it was in Gordium two thousand years ago.

    9. Re:The internet is the only thread... by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that the internet was designed to survive a nuclear attack. We basically built something bomb proof, and are now looking around saying "well, what if we want to bomb it?"

    10. Re:The internet is the only thread... by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

      Haven't there already been wars between states with non-stone age Internet connectivity? I thought that whole Georgia vs. Russia clusterfuck might be a counterpoint. I'm not sure about connectivity in Georgia thought.

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    11. Re:The internet is the only thread... by gknoy · · Score: 1

      That's great and true, but doesn't help us much if we're the ones on the inside that will be routed around by the rest of the world.

    12. Re:The internet is the only thread... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That didn't work out too well for Georgia when Russia invaded them in 2008. And don't forget Estonia getting DDoS'd by the Russians in 2007.

    13. Re:The internet is the only thread... by Glendale2x · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The internet we the people use was never designed to survive a nuclear attack. Further to that, all of the old long lines microwave stations that actually were hardened against attack (Cold War days and all) are now offline, replaced by fiber based infrastructure that is frequently damaged by backhoes and people in the hills with rifles.

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    14. Re:The internet is the only thread... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      The internet is the only thread uniting mankind to the point where a conventional war won't happen easily.

      That would explain why there have been no wars since 1994.

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    15. Re:The internet is the only thread... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't that how it was with the Cold War?

      To the Americans, the Soviets were cold, unfeeling monsters until a little American girl wrote a letter to the Russian Prime Minister and showed that Russians were people too.

    16. Re:The internet is the only thread... by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Imagine if Iraq or Afghanistan had common internet access, something tells me we wouldn't invade

      If they shared space with us here on Slashdot, and posted like the average Slashdot poster, then I think your premise would be wrong.

    17. Re:The internet is the only thread... by veg_all · · Score: 1

      I almost made a fool out of myself by contradicting this, but you're right. Turns out arpanet lore on this subject is mistaken.

      Now I'll have to find some other way to make a fool of myself. This shouldn't be too hard.

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    18. Re:The internet is the only thread... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you are saying that the US government really should be in the business of killing Arabs and Persians in wholesale lots in order to prop up american oil industry profits?

      we went to war and killed 400,000 Iraqis because Saddam was going to sell oil in Euros instead of Dollars, and that was a threat to american economic dominance.

      this is the same reason for the antagonistic stance towards Iran.

      the message is, "sell oil in USD or we will kill you"

    19. Re:The internet is the only thread... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I guess if Germany had open internet in 1939 Europe would be speaking German from east to west. War is not always the worst option.

    20. Re:The internet is the only thread... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Or, it allows the people "we're" bombing to craft a careful astroturf campaign designed to appeal to the prejudices of some portion of 'our' fellow citizens so that they then rage on Twitter, Facebook, Slashdot, etc... etc... The effects on the government are questionable at best because that 'some portion' of 'our fellow citizens' are deluded as to the actual effectiveness of said 'rage' and notably incompetent at questioning the validity and value of information that matches their prejudices.

      Forgot to add the next paragraph:
       
      Or the government can simply ignore the simulated rage, knowing full well the 'rage' will be directed towards some other target next week. The attention span of the 'net generation not being long enough to accomplish anything meaningful, that is when they aren't already off on the next viral kick. Bonsai kittens or bombs in Baghdad, it's all the same the 'net.

    21. Re:The internet is the only thread... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that how it was with the Cold War?

      To the Americans, the Soviets were cold, unfeeling monsters until a little American girl wrote a letter to the Russian Prime Minister and showed that Russians were people too.

      I think some stupid, bigoted people thought that, but I lived through a couple decades of the Cold War, and I don't recall many Americans being terrified of individual Russian immigrants (not like today, where we're scared absolutely shitless of anyone who looks even vaguely Middle Eastern.) What we believed was that the Russian government was composed of cold, unfeeling monsters. And we weren't far off the mark there. Of course, to be fair, similar psychoses exist in our government(s). I think the political process selects for certain rather undesirable personality traits.

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  5. Ten to one that the summary is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    inexact, overrated, and exploiting people's fears as much as the alleged senate bill would be.

  6. Who cares? by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is basically covered under martial law anyway, which would presumably be imposed in the event of an attack. The government already has the power to do anything it wants in such an event, so specifically enumerating an "internet kill switch" is basically moot.

    1. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I care because they want to mandate technical support to make this easy. My problem with it is actually a security one - this will be another complication with a lot of leverage, and it could easily be a weak point - making much easier the kind of problem they are trying to avoid. To whit: it's stupid.

    2. Re:Who cares? by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Well put. But I believe the process isn't about enumeration. It's about establishing capacity, that is, building the "switch" which the president's could flip.

    3. Re:Who cares? by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the leaders have the power, because they have the biggest guns. The government does not have the authority. If the leaders declare martial law, they have taken over the government to attack the people. If we give the government the authority, it can be done legitimately.

      If the leaders want to attack the people, we should keep it perfectly clear that the leaders have overthrown the government and it is civil war, not government policing.

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    4. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd guess the allowed exceptions to the constitution in the case of martial law will have to be written in law also in the US.

    5. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but then they have to declare martial law. With having it's own specific ruling, the government can just be like "oh hey, we're vaguely threatened in some way... trust me, it's very bad, and we're not just trying to keep certain information that's available online from you for a while", and bam, internet off.

    6. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much this. I think, however, this would make it quicker and easier. In a worst case scenario, the government will be able to do whatever it wants to protect the safety of the country. If this means shutting down airports, communications, networks, they can, have, and will do this. The problem here is that it would take a lot of resources and judges ordering these things shut down within a matter of days, when they want something like the FAA that can shut down all flights / internet in a matter of hours.

    7. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the root problem is that an "internet kill switch" as such doesn't actually exist. There is no quick way for the government to shut down the internet. It doesn't matter if the President has the authority to do something if he isn't given the means.

      Theoretically, in a national emergency the President has the authority to order a White House evacuation to a bomb shelter on Mars. But that won't be an option until the means exist to make that happen.

    8. Re:Who cares? by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      That indicates that the government wants this capability without declaring martial law. Not that it would be that difficult to declare it, but because it really can't be bothered to, like it's disdain for getting warrants for wiretaps. Maybe tie it in with the threat-level rainbow of terror: yellow days=no internet...oh, too bad, that's every day.

    9. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's disdain

      Internet Shutdown Procedure Initiated

    10. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is basically covered under martial law anyway, which would presumably be imposed in the event of an attack

      Martial law in the United States cannot be invoked by the federal government simply by attacks on domestic territory. It can only be imposed under two conditions, rebellion or invasion. Courts have affirmed those conditions through numerous cases.

      The government already has the power to do anything it wants in such an event

      No it does not. Some state governments do have the right to impose martial law in events where civilian control has broken down or local government is no longer operating.

    11. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the mechanism that's under consideration for legislation, not the argument. Should Congress put such power in the hands of one man, no. Will they, probably, yes.

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    12. Re:Who cares? by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Besides I do recall the Internet has specifically been designed to NOT have a single point of failure. A "kill switch" indicates such as single point exists.

      Are all root DNS servers still under direct US control? If so that must be fixed really soon. As that's the only "kill switch" that I can imagine. And even then using local DNS caches the Internet will continue to function. Heck even without DNS we can still use it, just not so conveniently as it used to be.

      For the rest I can not think of anything remotely like a single point of failure, that could be used to implement a "kill switch".

    13. Re:Who cares? by westlake · · Score: 1

      This is basically covered under martial law anyway, which would presumably be imposed in the event of an attack. The government already has the power to do anything it wants in such an event, so specifically enumerating an "internet kill switch" is basically moot.

      In December 1917 US railroads were nationalized for the duration - an entire sector of the economy reconstructed over-night by government fiat.

      Change happened swiftly. The railroads were divided into three Divisions; East, West and South. Duplicate passenger services were killed off, costly and employee-heavy sleeping car services were cut back and extra fares applied to discourage their use. Uniform passenger ticketing was instituted, and competing services on different former railroads were cut back. Terminals, facilities and shops were shared.


      Over 100,000 railroad cars and 1,930 steam locomotives were ordered at a cost of $380 million, all of new USRA standard designs, which were up-to-date and standardized types, designed to be the best that could be produced to replace much outdated equipment.
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    14. Re:Who cares? by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      The government has a lot of computers and controls a lot of routers. It doesn't need to shut off any of them to bring down the internet. It could mount the worlds largest Denial of Service attack on its own citizens and the rest of the world. It could keep it's own intranet up, and bring down everyone else. It could blame Al Qeda for what it's worth. But, if it is legal for the government to have this ability, it doesn't need to be sneaky at all. It can solicit bids and hire contractors in broad daylight.

      Yes, I know we are supposed to be a government "of the people", but I'm not comfortable using "rulers" or other more accurate terminology.

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    15. Re:Who cares? by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      I care and I understand. the internet was designed not to have weak spots, yet, this legislation is intended to build in a weak spot on purpose. Then the weak spot will need to be protected somehow. But, creating a weak spot is easier said than done. DNS can exist anywhere. Hosting can be anywhere. We don't have to use the main trunks between cities. But, a lot of these workarounds are beyond the technical ability of the masses. That is the real weak spot. Getting info about alternative methods to be common knowledge. Most people just sit down in front of their "always on" internet and it works. If it doesn't, they say a few magic curse words and reboot.

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    16. Re:Who cares? by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      The purpose of the law would be to give them a head start on implementing a system. It can't all be done in a secret conference room. At some point, they would need to hook up to existing structures owned by people who might not want to give access without proof of authorization. Once the system is implemented, theoretically the president could shut down the internet in seconds. Without the head start, it could take days, even with martial law.

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  7. Why now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much of this is related to how wikileaks is making governments around the world look bad. At this rate they'd be shutting down the Internet at least once a week.

    1. Re:Why now? by MrEricSir · · Score: 3, Funny

      They can always say the internet is wanted for Sweden for rape.

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    2. Re:Why now? by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      It's related only in being yet another conspiracy theory used by crazies who see plots against their liberties in every act of government.

      It's a very stupid idea proposed by people who don't understand technology. But it's not meant to censor one webserver which can be moved to an unblocked ISP, nor would they shut down the entire network so "forbidden knowledge" couldn't be transferred peer-to-peer (I bet you can get the WikiLeaks content on every major P2P network). Shut down YouTube or ESPN for more than a day and people will be quick to kill the kill switch.

    3. Re:Why now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can always say the internet is wanted for Sweden for rape.

      Sweden had it coming.

  8. planning ahead by Jave1in · · Score: 1

    Clearly this bill is meant to stop Skynet.

  9. Skip the rest and go to round 3. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Seriously, if you can take out the power for the entire East coast ... why not just do it? Why worry about the Internet?

    1. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Basically, the way to solve a power outage is to send people out looking for the problem, then swarming around the problem to fix it. It's a rather simple process when cell phones are up... but what do they do when there's not only no power, but no cell phone network too?

    2. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by jgagnon · · Score: 1

      Twitter, of course!

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    3. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Informative

      The cell phone towers all have gensets. Even the ones with the antennas mounted on the roof of an apartment building. They'll either mount it on the roof, or as part of the leasing for the roof space, also lease a small apartment, completely soundproof it, and leave it very anonymous. Found this out while on jury duty listening to the cell company's expert witness explain the set-up of each antenna as they were able to track several user's locations while they were driving around.

    4. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by apparently · · Score: 1

      Basically, the way to solve a power outage is to send people out looking for the problem, then swarming around the problem to fix it. It's a rather simple process when cell phones are up... but what do they do when there's not only no power, but no cell phone network too?

      Probably whatever we did before we had cellphones? Insane, I know.

    5. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Today, taking down vast portions of the country is pretty simple. Much of it depends on single physical locations to remain up because of the load and load balancing that is done. Remember it was one relay in Niagra Falls that triggered the 1966 outage and not much more than that that did the last one.

      I'd say something around five sticks of dynamite could take out the entire East Coast for a couple of days. Hit one site and they might be able to route around it in 12 hours or so, but there is nothing that is going to prevent that 12 hours. And if you hit multiple sites it is going to take a lot longer than 12 hours.

      Scary that we are tying our very existance to such a small number of transformers and such isn't it? How many people would die in January if there was a two-day power outage in New England? I'd say two days would be enough for people to seriously apeshit over where their next meal was coming from.

    6. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by cdrguru · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe a few do for short-term outages, but do you understand what is required to keep a generator running for more than a couple of hours? There are no gasoline powered generators designed for that application. There are two types - some recent natural gas/propane ones and big diesel ones. There is no way they have diesel generators at each cell tower, nor is there any provision for refueling them.

      Natural gas is a possibility, but I doubt it. Cell phones do not have the same requirements for staying functional during power outages so the ones I am familiar with have battery backup for a while and then just shut down.

      Until there are mandates for cell phone operation to continue through a several-day power outage nobody is going to put that sort of investement into the system. Your landline CO has battery banks to power the system for days and there is a diesel generator at most of them with a refueling arrangement to keep it going for months if needed.

      Sorry, but cell phones aren't supposed to be reliable in emergency situations. There is no requirement for them to be. Maybe someday.

    7. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by nschubach · · Score: 1

      I didn't know you needed a cell phone to follow a power line and look for blown fuses... and last time I checked it didn't require a whole gang of workers to get out the long insulated pole and flip the fuse back in place.

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    8. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      Your landline may not terminate at a CO with batteries and automatic generators anymore. There's a lot of fiber-fed remote terminals out there these days. While they have batteries, the backup plan for them is that a lineman drives up to it and plugs in to the power pedestal with the generator on their truck. It would be interesting to know how many mobile generators they have vs. fiber terminals and how large an area they can cover with emergency power before they start letting them go dead. I've only seen this happen once in practice when there was an extended power outage that lasted half the day.

      I've also seen many cell phone towers in my area, but there's only one that I can readily point out that has a permanently installed diesel genset. The tower is located in a flood area, so the generator and equipment shack are elevated on a platform about 20 feet off the ground with a 200 gallon base tank. It's quite the over-design for your typical cell site, but whoever set it up meant business. The rest of the cell sites I've seen have the same pedestal with generator input arrangement.

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    9. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is no way they have diesel generators at each cell tower, nor is there any provision for refueling them.

      Sure they do. I've seen hushed diesel genset that are so quiet they make your window AC sound loud. And I'm not talking a one-person portable, but the ones built on their own trailers. Cities are now now requiring them for urban construction sites when you have to keep 100,000 watts of lights on and the power hasn't been connected. You can also get gensets that run on natural gas - no need to have a bottle or a delivery truck. Also, stationary gensets run on #2 diesel year-round if they're indoors, and that's just heating oil - and since it's not being used for automotive transport, they can actually legally use heating oil. A couple of 200-gallon tanks, same as a house, will do them just fine for quite a while. So you don't even need special fuel transports - just have the heating oil guy top it off.

      And yes, here in Quebec we had a month-long outage during the killer ice storm, and the region's cell towers stayed up. Maybe you're slackers in the US, but that was over a decade ago, so it's not like it's a new practice.

    10. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Satellite phones?

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    11. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Remember it was one relay in Niagra Falls that triggered the 1966 outage

      You'd think that by now they would have learned not to place high-voltage relays under waterfalls. Electricity and water do not mix, people!

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    12. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Satellite phones?

      Radios?
      Eyes?
      Feet?

    13. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      And yes, here in Quebec we had a month-long outage during the killer ice storm, and the region's cell towers stayed up. Maybe you're slackers in the US, but that was over a decade ago, so it's not like it's a new practice.

      Ha! I was in Maine during that ice storm (1998 right?). Our cell towers definitely did not stay up. Maybe you guys are a little more forward thinking than we are.

    14. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by tophermeyer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      and last time I checked it didn't require a whole gang of workers to get out the long insulated pole and flip the fuse back in place.

      Never worked with Union workers then? Sounds like you'd need at least 5 guys for that job. A pole extender, a fuse flipper, two signalmen to control traffic, and a supervisor to make sure everyone's looking busy.

    15. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You got the date right :-)

      Our communications infrastructure stayed up the whole time (though they had do do some "interesting" jury-rigging, like taking a couple of diesel-electric locomotives, derailing them, and having them drive down main street so they could be used as in-sutu emergency generators. Wrecked the asphalt, but everyone had power pic because it did happen).

    16. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Fail... Satellite phones link back to the PSTN to complete the call. If that network isn't there, you're out of luck.

    17. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Here's a dangerous feedback loop situation....

      When power goes out, the utility depends on customers picking up the phone and telling them they're out so they can plot the reports on a map and tell what areas are out. They ask callers if they see a problem out their window, because if they see the fault that's a hole-in-one because they now know where to send a crew.

      If nobody knows where the fault is, then the people have to go looking for the downed line, and when it's spotted call the needed crew to clear out traffic, etc. If they don't have their cell phones working... how's the site going to get relayed back to the dispatchers?

    18. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by sjames · · Score: 1

      The same thing they used to do back when cellphones were only seen in limousines, use a radio in the truck.

    19. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Unencrypted radio for private communications is pretty much dead. Anything the public can transmit on is subject to a simple false information attack. Police/Fire radios have all gone encrypted and they're rolling out new frequencies for their use only reclaimed in the VHF 2-6 television shutdown. Frequencies are a use-or-lose situation... and power companies have moved to the public networks.

    20. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by sjames · · Score: 1

      If they're now seen as critical to national security and/or public safety, it's time to move them back.

    21. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by mirix · · Score: 1

      Wow that's wild. I hadn't heard about that. neat :))

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    22. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      People could have frozen to death. We have cold spells where it stays in the minus 30 - minus 35 range for weeks.

      Amazing that more people didn't die, and that most of them were from things like slipping on ice and knocking themselves out, then being found as a corpsicle within a few feet of their house, stuff like that. Or one woman I knew who opened her front door, the lawn had several feet of compacted snow on it covered with a thick crust of ice. Her dog ran out onto it and started sliding towards the street, and couldn't stop. The muni snowblower spit it out all over her lawn.

      I had always told my sister that this woman (who claimed to be a psychic) was a phoney. If she had really been, she wouldn't have let the dog get out.

    23. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Hence the interest by utilities companies in Smart Meters and Smart Networks, the meters/nodes call home with a last gasp wireless transmission when they lose power notifying the power company in real time of an outage and allowing them to map the extent of the outage. The distribution of the outage can significantly reduce the time to isolate the failure point.

      Disclaimer: currently working on a smart meter rollout project

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    24. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Let me know when this reaches my neighborhood. You're rolling it out, it isn't everywhere yet.

    25. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      So you'd like to trade your 3G/4G network away? The telcos bought most of those frequencies (after a bluff of a bid from some little company called Google raised the price) and are providing the consumer services you get today. FloTV didn't exist until all the Channel 55s were off the air.

      The FCC is basing all new frequency allocations based on an auction system so the most profitable venture rules. As a result, it's much cheaper to rent a little time on the cell phone network than it is to get a dedicated channel for yourself.

    26. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by sjames · · Score: 1

      If the cell towers are off the air, I don't see why switching to the radios as backup would cause any problem. If they're NOT off the air, the radios can stay off.

      Or the trucks could use CB or some other shortwave band or one of the HF bands still reserved for 2-way radio communications.

      In the event of a national emergency, I hereby offer to postpone my usual "ARE YOU THERE? HELLO? HELLO! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??!" until the lights are back on.

    27. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the rights to the cell tower frequencies belong to the telco companies, and they're not going to surrender their rights just because they're down, they don't want anybody else using their frequencies when they bring them back up.

      So, you're dreaming if you think there's any part of the wireless frequencies that are available for sudden use by the power companies, pizza companies, taxi companies... who gets to go first, power, food, transportation?

    28. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by sjames · · Score: 1

      And the several other perfectly viable options?

    29. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by mirix · · Score: 1

      I grew up in Saskatchewan, so I know all about cold!

      we never really got ice storms like you guys down east get, though. Sure would be a pain.

      I thought using the trains as generators was bloody genius though. Never heard of anyone doing that before.

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    30. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Wow would you make a bad contestant on The Money List (US Title)/Who Dares Wins (UK Title)... you just claimed there are several other perfectly viable options when a cyber attack has caused the government to down the whole internet and phone networks, and some breaks in the lines done the old fashioned way have downed power. Name them.

    31. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Try re-reading the previous post of mine, for comprehension this time. When you see the line

      Or the trucks could use CB or some other shortwave band or one of the HF bands still reserved for 2-way radio communications.

      You'll be getting warmer. Of course, there's always the option of the FCC telling the cell companies to STFU.

    32. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      As I've posted elsewhere, CB or anything the public can hear, transmit on, and understand is subject to a very simple misinformation attack. You can't do business on the CB channels.

    33. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Basically, the way to solve a power outage is to send people out looking for the problem, then swarming around the problem to fix it. It's a rather simple process when cell phones are up... but what do they do when there's not only no power, but no cell phone network too?

      There used to be these things called CB radios, ham radios and walkie-talkies. They all can run off batteries.

      Falcon

    34. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are just heaps of people on the HF channels who will be trying to make sure their power remains off. And, of course there's no chance that a lineman would notice that the person telling them things that don't seem right is NOT the person he hears from every day.

      Note that the radio was used for decades before there even were cellphones (which can also be spoofed with MITM attacks). Are you claiming it never actually worked? It seems to be good enough for the fire and police departments as well as ambulance service.

    35. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      But all are unencrypted channels that anyone can use, so you can't do secure business on them like you can with a phone.

    36. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Fire/Police radios have all gone digital and moved to new frequencies in order to get the ability to use more power, have longer range, and encryption so RadioShack can't sell scanners that hear them anymore.

      Use it or lose it is an FCC policy. Leave a station offline too long, they'll pull your license and give it to somebody else.

    37. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by sjames · · Score: 1

      That has absolutely nothing to do with it. Since you maintain that public listening is bad and for some reason think inability of the public to listen is also bad. Perhaps you just can't accept that the sky might not have to fall. I can only say

      Purple monkey dishwasher.

    38. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Public not able to talk securely to another member of the public of their choosing is bad.

      Public able to listen into conversations that shouldn't be public is bad.

      What's the contradiction?

    39. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Maybe a few do for short-term outages, but do you understand what is required to keep a generator running for more than a couple of hours?

      BS! It was years ago but I used to work in construction and we frequently had generators running all day, and pumps running 24x7. Here's a Honda that "Operates 10 hours @ 50 load (6.6 gal.)". Of course that's a more expensive model so here's a cheap one, EB3000cKAG. It "Operates 9.3 hours @ 50% load (2.7 gal.)"

      Falcon

    40. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      But all are unencrypted channels that anyone can use, so you can't do secure business on them like you can with a phone.

      Secure communications are not needed to repair outages, all that's needed is relatively clear and understandable communications. That's how is was done for many, many years, without cellphones. Having grown up in Florida where we'd have bad storms knock out power and phone lines, that's what we did and it worked fine.

      Falcon

    41. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Storms don't mess with repair efforts, terrorists do.

    42. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by sjames · · Score: 1

      We're looking for a solution to the problem of linemen not being able to restore power without cellphones and not being able to restore cellphones without power.

      For those not straining every muscle in their body to not see the solution the answer is radios in the trucks. Take your pick of HF w/ digital and encryption or CB radio and the basic ability to tell the dispatcher you talk to every day from a crank with a radio.

      The public can use CB or landlines until power is restored.

    43. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by himself · · Score: 1

      As a Minnesotan I used to take some joy in making fun of Canadians, but I have to apologize here & now, and tell you how much that impresses me.

    44. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Please DON'T stop making fun of us. Good neighbors should be able to take a joke.

      Besides, where else can we export our crackpots to so easily and have them just blend right in. (not saying he was from Kanuckistan - but his domain registrationpoints to LotusLand - our name for BC).

      Makes me wonder, though. He has a previous conviction from 2008 - wouldn't he just have been deported if he weren't a US citizen?

      In 2008 Lee was arrested and convicted for holding a week-long protest outside the Discovery Channel building in Silver Spring, Maryland, in which he hired homeless people to form a crowd, and threw around bundles of cash to encourage bystanders to join in.

      That's actually pretty smart. Politicians have been doing the same thing for rallies for decades - I guess he infringed on their patents or something.

      Anyway, he got his wish - there's now one less person than there would have been. Give the man a Darwin!

    45. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by mirix · · Score: 1

      argh. i had meant to reply to you, not myself!

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    46. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Around here (an urban city in Texas), if there is a hurricane anywhere within 500 miles, cell service gets very bad in the afternoons, as people call* everyone they know to chat about contingencies. In the event of an actual emergency, the cellular system would probably DoS itself even if it had generators, fuel, and hard connections to the outside world.

      text messages still get through, usually.

      *or, rather, attempt to call. volume of calls is so great that new calls won't go through, and you can keep hitting redial for up to half an hour in places that normally have great coverage.

    47. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot some: a truck operator, a licensed electrician, an inspector, and a union rep on site.

    48. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It requires communication to keep them sending too much juice down one wire they just reconnected, or frying the repair crew 3 blocks away repairing a transformer that also blew.

    49. Re:Skip the rest and go to round 3. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      use pay-phones? good luck finding one.

  10. Truly sad... by forkfail · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... that the nation that provided the infrastructure for the twitter based reports during the Iran uprisings now wants to make absolutely sure that sort of news can't get out, should things go truly bad here.

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  11. Wheres the threat to the american people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What exactly is this "killswitch" designed to be able to protect us as citizens from? Attackers coming through my internet pipe?
    It seems like it would be prudent to not have any critical public infrastructure to be reliant on the internet in the first place. It is by nature a global entity.
    Seems more like a political weapon...

    Embarrassing documents leaked?

    This seems like a classic reactionary response to the wikileaks incident... they get mad that they cant stop it, so they bring back the killswitch idea.

    1. Re:Wheres the threat to the american people? by Lennie · · Score: 1

      No, ideas (possibly drafts) already existed before the wikileaks documents.

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  12. Wait a second... by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

    "the Senate is considering attaching the Internet Kill Switch bill as a rider to other legislation that would have bi-partisan support"

    Bipartisan support? What's that?

    1. Re:Wait a second... by BabyDuckHat · · Score: 1

      Bipartisan support? What's that?

      Bipartisan support is what happens when both parties feel that the particular bill being voted on should pass because it would be politically advantageous to themselves and financially advantageous to the corporations that fund their campaigns.

    2. Re:Wait a second... by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Typically, it either means a non-binding resolution on something uncontroversial, such as "the senate condemns murder"... or something which is no good for anyone, like the Patriot Act, or this "kill switch" crap.

    3. Re:Wait a second... by butterflysrage · · Score: 1

      the kind of support they get when they are giving themselves a raise.

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    4. Re:Wait a second... by NevarMore · · Score: 1

      It means you're about to get screwed by two things at the same time.

    5. Re:Wait a second... by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      That or a congressional pay raise.

    6. Re:Wait a second... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Bipartisan support? What's that?

      SOP.

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    7. Re:Wait a second... by Spad · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As an interested foreign observer of US politics, I get the impression that right now if the president had a bill tabled that offered the Republicans full control of the House and Senate for all eternity, they'd still vote against it just because it was proposed by Obama.

      You can't have a functioning political system when nearly half of the participants come out in protest against legislation before they even know what it does.

    8. Re:Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the Senate is considering attaching the Internet Kill Switch bill as a rider to other legislation that would have bi-partisan support"

      Bipartisan support? What's that?

      They've also included a rider that exempts billionaires from every law. Predictably, the Republicans are stoked.

    9. Re:Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bipartisan support? What's that?

      Voting themselves a raise.

    10. Re:Wait a second... by Ironchew · · Score: 1

      Well, assuming it's two parties and not one corporatist party that's hell bent on ripping apart every shred of public ownership there is...
      You get a lot of bipartisan support on extremely controversial topics like war funding, simply because the people in power think that we'll accept it. I would be surprised if a kill switch bill doesn't have bipartisan support from people who see the internet as a real threat to their propaganda machine.

    11. Re:Wait a second... by Macrat · · Score: 1

      Bipartisan support? What's that?

      When the corporations has bribed all the politicians equally.

    12. Re:Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to me the protest is often that the legislation is brought to a vote before anyone knows what it does

    13. Re:Wait a second... by cr0nj0b · · Score: 1

      You can't have a functioning political system when nearly half of the participants approve legislation before they even know what it does.

    14. Re:Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mod parent up.

    15. Re:Wait a second... by Spad · · Score: 1

      Touché

  13. A poison pill? by RobinEggs · · Score: 4, Informative

    attaching the Internet Kill Switch bill as a rider

    It's also possible that certain Senators are pretending to like this provision because they know its inclusion could kill the entire bill, a bill they despise secretly but cannot dislike openly. It's called a poison pill in parliamentary terms; an addition which, by design, makes a bill less attractive to its original supporters and may not be favored even of the person submitting it.

    1. Re:A poison pill? by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I never understood why in the hell this is possible in the first place. What good can possibly come from being able to attach rider legislation to a completely and utterly unrelated bill? This kind of thing happens all the time, and mostly after all the politicians have read the bill and voted on it. This is just such a broken process, it's unbelievable.

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    2. Re:A poison pill? by Bodhammer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is just such a corrupt process , it's unbelievable.
      There, see how I fixed that for you...

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    3. Re:A poison pill? by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 1

      And this is why it is illegal to whistle underwater in Vermont. Posion pills sometimes get swallowed.

    4. Re:A poison pill? by Spyderman_26 · · Score: 1

      Damn. Accidentally modded this Funny instead of Insightful. But yes, I agree.

    5. Re:A poison pill? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      broken process.

      you and I and all the rest see much of american (and world wide) law/order/politics as horribly broken and in need of a reboot (so to speak).

      we see it. we deal in the realm of logic and reason.

      problem is: not everyone thinks (like us). some people just want to watch the world burn (yes, I've been watching D.K. recently). some people want power and control and don't give a damn about your rights or a fair society.

      we keep putting sociopaths in positions of power and then we wonder why we get what we get.

      blame the entire election process. the way and reason we choose people is 100% all wrong. you can't bake a good meal if you start with shit for ingredients.

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    6. Re:A poison pill? by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      What good can possibly come from being able to attach rider legislation to a completely and utterly unrelated bill?

      Senators being able to say "Look! I got $foo so $local_region can $do_something_stupid" and then get re-elected. Yay Pork.

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    7. Re:A poison pill? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In politics, it is called Horse Trading, and it is how things get done. I attach rider (A) to your Bill (1), you don't like (A) and I don't like (1) but we agree that our dislike for (A) or (1) is less than our desire for (1) or (A) .Therefore we both can vote to block specifics of the bill ("I voted against the bill before I voted for the bill").

      The Constitution specifically prohibits this, but that provision has been ignored for so long (like many other provisions) that it is meaningless.

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    8. Re:A poison pill? by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      I've never understood why anyone, EXCEPT THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR(S) OF THE BILL, can make any changes to the bill, period. If I'm submitting a bill, it's MY bill. You want an internet kill switch? Write your own goddamn bill!

    9. Re:A poison pill? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      The Constitution specifically prohibits this, but that provision has been ignored for so long (like many other provisions) that it is meaningless.

      I'm afraid that I'm not familiar with this clause. Can you please be specific?

    10. Re:A poison pill? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      I never understood why in the hell this is possible in the first place.

      How would you prevent it?

      Seriously, how do you come up with an absolute metric (one that can be made law or, harder, an amendment) that determines whether a given part of a bill is related to the main point of the bill sufficiently? Sure, there's a common-sense, sniff test, but there is so much gray area and that's so hard to define clearly that I can't see it ever standing up in a real situation (ie, court).

    11. Re:A poison pill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called a single-subject rule and it appears that some US states have such rules. Like any law, there is some interpretation involved, but even under a loose version of the rule, a riders that are way off-topic could be prevented. I suspect part of the problem is a legislative culture in which unrelated riders is just how things are done.

    12. Re:A poison pill? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      I didn't say you couldn't write a rule that says "one subject per bill." I said I didn't see how you could write it to be really complete. And yes, while all laws require interpretation, this is different. It seems like it'd require constant interpretation. "I know it when I see it," is a horrible basis for the law.

    13. Re:A poison pill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and mostly after all the politicians have read the bill and voted on it

      What country do you live in?

  14. Whats the freakin point meatman by deathtopaulw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The internet is the only thing that will keep communications up and SAVE us in the event of a national emergency. When the fuck would we EVER need to shut it down?

    1. Re:Whats the freakin point meatman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When it's time to violate Posse Comitatus

    2. Re:Whats the freakin point meatman by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      Violate? Posse Comitatus specifically grants POTUS the authority to use federal troops and resources in case of insurrection. That seems like exactly the kind of situation where the government might want to shut down the internet.

      Not saying I support it. Just saying the legal groundwork is already in place.

  15. The IT Crowd by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the BBC TV show "The IT Crowd"....

    "Here Mr. President, this is the Internet!" snickers

    Hands President a suspiciously shoebox sized box with a flashing light on the top and a big red button.

    "Just don't press the button, unless you have dire need, as this will shutdown the Internet!" more repressed snickers...

    1. Re:The IT Crowd by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      Hmm, there was another episode where they said that the internet was kept in Big Ben and guarded by the "Internet Elders"

    2. Re:The IT Crowd by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I loved that show. As I recall, the box was destroyed which sent the room into a panic seeing as they just destroyed the entire Internet.

      Found a video of it online: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAUyaELfwBo&feature=related

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    3. Re:The IT Crowd by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      It was the same one. Same scene, actually.

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  16. Not possible by srussia · · Score: 1

    I'm organizing a network of individuals with backbone access who will provid.... $&/%/())==(/&/8(NO CARRIER)

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  17. But wait! by Grand+Facade · · Score: 1

    My 911 service runs over the internet

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  18. I am ok with this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We take a staples easy button change it to say "kill internet."

  19. Riders by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Can somebody from the USA please explain why riders are legal?
    It's such an obviously malevolent concept that it surprises me every time. It serves no other purpose than to sneak in bills (regardless of whether you consider them good or evil) which would have no chance on their own. Well, I guess it can also be used to torpedo bills which would have made it through otherwise. It just completely undermines the democratic process.
    Most civilized countries would (and already have) prohibited riders by law after it happened a few times, but it seems in the USA it happens all the time.

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    1. Re:Riders by Darkness404 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because the politicians in the US don't give a fuck about ethics, legality, etc. and most people don't either. Our constitution has been shitted on just about every election year with people actually promising in their election ads to tear down pillars of human rights when it comes to "undesirable" people ("terrorists", illegal aliens, "sex" offenders, etc)

      But here in the US we have a 2 party system with no real differences between them other than on a few "hot" meaningless issues. For example, should the words "Under God" be on our currency? Despite the fact we have no real debate on actually reforming our currency to be backed by anything. Debates on whether abortion should be legal all the while few debates on privacy issues, etc.

      Until we either have an awakening of the masses, or an electoral system like proportional voting, it will remain this way.

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    2. Re:Riders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Riders are legal due to a simple quirk of the Constitution. Bills cannot be amended in any way. There's no functionality built into the Constitution giving either house that privilege.

      So how do committees and amendments work? They do an end run. Committees work up their bills, decide on their amendments, and then resubmit the bill as technically new legislation. In fact, in the House, there exists an entity called the Committee of the Whole, which consists of every single member, which exists to allow the House to operate under relaxed quorum (and other) rules and to make 'amendments' as a group.

      Since there's essentially no legal distinction between an amended bill and a completely fresh bill, how do you get rid of riders without putting very uncomfortable restrictions on what Congressmen and Senators can propose in the very first place, or amending the Constitution?

    3. Re:Riders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can somebody from the USA please explain why riders are legal?

      For the same reason Signging statements are.

      ... because the US public doesn't care enough about it to get informed enough to realize our elected officials are pissing on the Constitution.

    4. Re:Riders by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      > It just completely undermines the democratic process.
      What democratic process?

      Does anyone really think any congressman can write a bill and submit it to his colleagues for study, after which congress will discuss it rationally, then vote?

    5. Re:Riders by tophermeyer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Can somebody from the USA please explain why riders are legal? It's such an obviously malevolent concept that it surprises me every time. It serves no other purpose than to sneak in bills (regardless of whether you consider them good or evil) which would have no chance on their own. Well, I guess it can also be used to torpedo bills which would have made it through otherwise. It just completely undermines the democratic process. Most civilized countries would (and already have) prohibited riders by law after it happened a few times, but it seems in the USA it happens all the time.

      Unfortunately it is sometimes the only way to get something done. At times it is the only way to get certain legislation passed when powerful individuals or committees are opposed to it. Senators cannot openly vote on the item if it stood alone, but they can feel free to vote for a combined bill that includes the item and retain plausible deniability that they ever supported it.

      It is undemocratic and foul. But then, so is our Congress. Senators can't simply vote for the things their constituents want. They need to trade support like currency in the hope of growing their own individual influence. The idea is that in the end the constituents receive fair representation, but if anyone actually believes that then I think they might be interested in some lakefront property for sale in Pakistan. (too soon?)

      In theory we have procedures in place to determine which items get applied to which bill. IMO it is these parliamentary procedures that are abused, not the concept of riders itself. Instead of openly drafting meaningful legislation, parliamentary tricks are played to poison bills or to sneak items through into law. Our recent passing of our Healthcare bills sickened me. I'm not going to comment on where I stand on the concept, but the process and manipulations we went through before it passed was embarrasing.

    6. Re:Riders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our Congress is blatently and openly corrupt by any normal person's definition. The real problem is that the people IN Congress get to set the definition as to what is and isn't corrupt. The kind of person who is able to game the system such that they can get themselves elected isn't likely to turn right around and make the very methods he/she used no longer legal.

    7. Re:Riders by GreenCow · · Score: 1

      Bills in the US congress tend to get pretty lengthy in order to deal with side effects, liabilities, funding, etc. It would probably be political suicide to suggest an internet kill switch as an amendment to a farm bill or something so obviously unrelated, but usually these things are more vague.

      In this case the internet kill switch is being put into a defense authorization bill, and it is easy to make the case how an internet kill switch would be related to defense. This is a big bill with lots of parts, it would be a bureaucratic nightmare to try and pass every part separately.

      Of course the internet kill switch is a dumb idea that does more to undermine the ideals of this country and turn public sentiment against the government for dubious benefits. I don't see how politicians like Lieberman can say 'China is doing it so we should too' and still get voted into office.

    8. Re:Riders by curtix7 · · Score: 1

      What we need is a bill to negates all riders. Might be hard to pass though... maybe if we can attach it to a bigger, more popular bill no one will see it!

    9. Re:Riders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignore this poster and any such "fringe" ideologies that people like him/her espouse.

      Epileptic foams like this have no place in a genuine discussion about national policy.

    10. Re:Riders by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      People would rather vote for an unscrupulous person who does what they want than a consistent person who does what they don't want. Otherwise Ron Paul would have won.

      I disagree with you though, just because an issue is meaningless to you doesn't mean it is meaningless to other people. For you, privacy is an important issue. For others 'killing babies' (ie, abortion) is more important. Which issue is actually more important is a judgement call, a matter of opinion.

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    11. Re:Riders by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      But the problem is that abortion, even if it is 100% legal still rests with an individual choice, privacy, on the other hand isn't. When the government discloses my information or uses census information for their own private gain, I have no (well, very little because the American public is too busy looking at petty issues) choice in that. There isn't anything I can really do to make them not do that. On the other hand, abortion all rests in a choice, abortion can be perfectly legal and there could be no babies aborted if given enough public pressure.

      With privacy and a lot of other issues it can't be an individual's choice. No individual signs up to be part of the warrant-less wiretaps, etc.

      Nearly all the things that the 2 major parties disagree on are things that can be left up to the individual to decide. The idea of democracy and a republic being the end to progress. Some things, rather most things should never be taken up on a vote, they should be left to the individual to do what he/she chooses, so long as it doesn't harm others. The sole (legitimate) purpose of government is to prevent people from hurting other people not to restrict their freedom of self-government.

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    12. Re:Riders by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      But the problem is that abortion, even if it is 100% legal still rests with an individual choice, privacy, on the other hand isn't. When the government discloses my information or uses census information for their own private gain, I have no (well, very little because the American public is too busy looking at petty issues) choice in that. There isn't anything I can really do to make them not do that.

      See, you're trying to write a justification of why your concerns are more important. It's fine, but ABORTION IS KILLING BABIES is my counter-argument. The babies are just as defenseless from abortion as you are from people invading your privacy.

      You have explained why you think privacy is important, but a lot of people don't care. I'll be honest, I don't even care very much. I don't consider abortion to be a particularly important issue either, but freedom from warrantless wiretaps isn't something I care about. The FBI can listen to my phone conversations all they want, they are boring. There is no way I'm going to send important confidential information across an unencrypted channel anyway.

      So yeah, it's great you have an issue you really care about, but you're going to have to realize that other people don't always have the same strong preferences one way or the other.

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    13. Re:Riders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      riders are useful both to save money on an extra vote and to hide legislation. if you have a 200page law on saving puppies, and slip in a page about pay rises for senators, nobody is going to notice it. and if they do, who's going to vote against saving puppies? this is the best way to pass laws you don't want the public to notice.

    14. Re:Riders by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Because the alternative is to dictate the content of bills before they are even proposed, which is antithetical to the 1st Amendment.

    15. Re:Riders by sjames · · Score: 1

      It's because the people who have the ability to ban riders are too busy using them for dirty tricks. Our political process is too thoroughly rotten to get enough honest representatives together at the same time to pass such laws.

    16. Re:Riders by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Riders are allowed because if you can only do one thing per vote, the Federal Budget alone will require thousands of votes for each provision it contains...

    17. Re:Riders by carp3_noct3m · · Score: 1

      This is why I have a somewhat strange idea. That the most likely way we are going to see radical change (for the better or worse) is by "sleeper" politicians, who are able to rise to spots of power and once reaching that point, if not being completely changed in the process of infiltration, start using their position to utilize things such as the "riders" to insert something. It becomes complicated and convoluted though, questions about morality, practicality etc. of such schemes are quickly raised and not easily put down. The likelihood of this is extremely low, but it is at the very least a slightly entertaining, if not frightening, thought.

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    18. Re:Riders by carp3_noct3m · · Score: 1

      Oh the irony of attaching a rider that negates riders...does something like that self nullify? Thanks for the laugh...

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    19. Re:Riders by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Bills are so long because legislators, like engineers, try to anticipate every possible scenario in advance. But, they aren't engineers, so the anticipated scenarios are legal situations, not technical or anything else.

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    20. Re:Riders by Galilee · · Score: 0

      Senators are supposed to only include riders which are germane to the main bill itself. If a Senator objects to including a rider because it is not germane, then they hold a vote to decide if it is germane or not. They don't have to actually explain why it is so. I was pretty depressed when I found this out. I used to think that things would be better if there was a law which prevented adding riders to run unrelated bills. But it turns out that law already exists, and our politicians are even sneakier than I imagined.

    21. Re:Riders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our recent passing of our Healthcare bills sickened me.

      Good news, everyone! A healthcare bill was passed recently to get you medical attention for that sick feeling!

    22. Re:Riders by mrpolyrhythm · · Score: 1

      Funny thing about rider bills: Bill Clinton actually outlawed their use, and for a few short years there were none. Of course, one of the first things GW changed was to allow their use again. So ever since, its been business as usual. Unfortunately. Because the biggest problem, is that all someone has to do is attach a rider bill for something like dumping toxic waste in the ocean to a bill for child welfare. That way if a politician votes against it, it will effectively be career suicide because at the next election, people will say, "this man voted against child welfare. Do you really want this man representing you." Which is exactly the reason Bill Clinton didn't want their use.

  20. Dns root servers not easily shut down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many of them in the EU, so this will be hard to enforce. Or they may just try to bully backbone tier1 operators to implement this switch.

  21. USA: Is not YOUR internet by Tei · · Score: 1

    Internet is worldwide now, is a network of networks, is not your thing to have a killswitch. A killswich for internet is like mining all buildings on all countrys in the world "just in case", In case what? In case a real terrorist get his hands on the killswitch? is moronic.

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    1. Re:USA: Is not YOUR internet by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

      A lot of traffic DOES go through it however, and could prove to be extremely problematic to go around for the rest of the world. If my ability to reach certain websites from Canada goes down just because a single line somewhere in Boston went out, imagine what the entire COUNTRY getting shut down would do at that point.

    2. Re:USA: Is not YOUR internet by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      True, but we have connection points and a whole big chunk of the servers here. In the case someone thinks it makes sense to cut the USA off from the rest of the world's networks, and just as your servers are yours (your versions of Ebay and Google are likely properly distributed and might still work), our servers are our business, if you don't mind.

      If we want to bullocks our Internet, how are you going to stop us? :)

    3. Re:USA: Is not YOUR internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You're a dumbass. Do you not understand how the internet works? If the U.S. had a killswitch, it would cut them off from the internet. Other countries would still be able to access eachother's servers, how could we possibly affect that?

    4. Re:USA: Is not YOUR internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Internet is worldwide now, is a network of networks, is not your thing to have a killswitch. A killswich for internet is like mining all buildings on all countrys in the world "just in case", In case what? In case a real terrorist get his hands on the killswitch? is moronic.

      Uh regardless of how connected other countries are, how open the internet is or how far reaching the internet has become... the US can and will kill the internet if need be. The core of the internet is highly dependent on our routers and hosting facilities. We like it that way thank you! ;-)

    5. Re:USA: Is not YOUR internet by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      As much trouble as disconnecting our servers and routers from the internet would cause, the rest of the world could recover. What would take longer to deal with is if the US government used all those servers and routers to mount a DoS on its citizens and the rest of the world. That would effectively kill the internet, until all connections were cut. This could be done, but if the cable cutting was done by people outside the US, they would problem leave US citizens in the dark.

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  22. The Communications Act of 1934... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    points and laughs. (Sec. 706)

  23. The only buttons in the Oval Office order soda. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    Did we learn nothing from Ken Basin's $475,000 mistake on Millionaire? LBJ installed four buttons to order soft drinks in his desk. (And despite using the same desk, Bush wasn't sure what they were for.)

    1. Re:The only buttons in the Oval Office order soda. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you be? Who ever heard of anybody ordering FRESCA?

    2. Re:The only buttons in the Oval Office order soda. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Fresca was introduced by the Coca-Cola company while LBJ was in office.

  24. Don't stress out by overshoot · · Score: 1
    The President would have to declare a state of national emergency.

    Get serious. How often does that happen?

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    1. Re:Don't stress out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to the situation prior to Bush's re-election, when the alert state was bouncing around like inside a freakin' pinball machine?

    2. Re:Don't stress out by treeves · · Score: 1

      Lacking tags, I can only assume *you* were serious, and say "it only has to happen once".

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    3. Re:Don't stress out by treeves · · Score: 1

      Oops... forgot to post with HTML to text option, so I lost the .

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  25. Rider bills by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The ability to attach unrelated rider bills to other bills is nonsense and should not be allowed.

    I would vote for anyone who would fight to end that nonsense. Unfortunately, I have no voice as I am a legal alien in America and therefore cannot vote. It seems that politicians only want to listen to voters: US citizens and undocumented aliens, apparently.

    I was thinking of having protest signs printed with the words "No taxation without representation" at the last election but I doubt if anyone would get the reference.

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    1. Re:Rider bills by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Who says you can't vote? In the US if you have a driver's license every state is required by law to register you to vote upon presentation of your driver's license. Period. No exceptions.

      Now are you legally entitled to vote? No. But as you apparently have figured out, there is a reason for letting in as many undocumented workers as possible in the next couple of years. It will be a group that will vote for whomever will give them the most and, for them, there are no other considerations.

    2. Re:Rider bills by istartedi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfortunately, I have no voice as I am a legal alien in America and therefore cannot vote

      Unfortunately, I have no voice as I am merely a citizen by birth in America and therefore cannot make corporate-sized campaign contributions.

      Welcome to my world.

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    3. Re:Rider bills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how exactly does one determine if a rider bill is related or not? What you're proposing would result in a back and forth of "this rider is unrelated!" "no it's not!" "yes it is!"

    4. Re:Rider bills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should put a rider bill on a bill that makes rider bills on bills illegal. booyah.

    5. Re:Rider bills by Bardez · · Score: 1

      I am an American citizen and I would vote for anyone who would sctually fight to end that nonsense.

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    6. Re:Rider bills by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 1

      Ok... I cannot vote legally as I am not legally entitled to vote.

      I am not willing to stoop so low to start breaking laws because the criminals in this country would beat me with their experience and they don't like the competition.

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    7. Re:Rider bills by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      This may sound dumb and surprising, but actually in many places you still can vote. I've known several aliens who have voted. They don't check very well.

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    8. Re:Rider bills by tomhath · · Score: 1

      It's normal negotiating, give a little to get a little. I don' t have a problem with it because as others said, it provides a mechanism to get things done. Major legislation should stand or fall on it's own, but little things can get through the back door. And this is little, martial law trumps it anyway. Now using budget reconciliation to pass health care "reform" was a travesty.

  26. Lieberman said.. what? by jmerlin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "... this is a matter of national security. A cyber attack on America can do as much or more damage today by incapacitating our banks, our communications, our finance, our transportation as a conventional war attack and the president in catastrophic cases, he's not going to do it every day, not going to take it over, so I say to my friends in the internet relax, take a look at the bill, and this is something we need to protect our country. Right now China — the government — can disconnect parts of its Internet in a case of war. We need to have the ability to do that, too."

    Wh.. w.... wha... what!? Are you fucking kidding me? NO. "Cyber war" is wholly driven by bullshit and FUD in news agencies, these people have NO IDEA what they're talking about when they talk about cyber security. Further, in that CNN interview, check this out:

    1. Most of these systems are HIGHLY ISOLATED and secured already by way of private networks, firewalls, DMZs, etc. In this way, an attack as described would be incredibly difficult if not impossible. We have no evidence to show that this is even a slight concern. None.
    2. An internet attack can be fixed. It doesn't DESTROY equipment, it doesn't level a building, it doesn't kill people, and IT people CAN SHUT OFF EXTERNAL ACCESS TO A SYSTEM if it's being targeted by an attack. I trust the judgement of these professional IT persons that know their own systems intimately far above that of our technilogically incompetent and ignorant president.
    3. I've looked at the bill -- nothing in it is even remotely "good." We're good in the IT world. You might not understand that our IT departments are like little units of a larger army. If we get attacked, we can defend ourselves. We don't need you shutting down essential access to patches, communication, support lines, just because you think something might be happening.
    4. In China this capability is reserved to kill the movement of information to restrict communication and the spread of anti-government "propaganda" via the internet. I argue that shutting off our networks for ANY REASON WHATSOEVER is a very blatant violation of constitutional rights. Power like this can only be abused, and as I've pointed out, there is NO well-intentioned or well-informed use case where this wouldn't be much more damaging than an actual cyber attack.

    This sounds like the squaking of a moron with no clue on national TV. He speaks of how damaging shutting down these systems would be.. and that a cyber attack could easily do that (it can't, not easily), but then proposes we give the president the ability to shut them down forcefully here? Really? Killing our networks to stop our networks from being attacked. Do you not see how downtime is downtime no matter what causes it? At least with our current setups, we can mitigate an attack, if the ISP is forced to SHUT OFF the network, we can't, we're fucked, we're down and we just have to go home and hope the all powerful almighty president decides in his infinite wisdom that it's OK to turn it back on later.

    It's simple. This level of micro-management is best left to the ISPs and the companies. Stay the fuck out.

    1. Re:Lieberman said.. what? by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This sounds like the squawking of a moron with no clue on national TV

      I agree that it sounds like a moron squawking, but it isn't. Political corruption closely resembles ignorance and stupidity. When demonstrably intelligent public officials say moronic things in public, that my friend is a huge red flag.

    2. Re:Lieberman said.. what? by BabyDuckHat · · Score: 1

      Someone please write the following on a piece of paper, attach said paper to a brick, and then hurl that brick through Joe's living room window:

      China has an Internet kill switch, not to protect it's citizens, but to protect itself from it citizens.

    3. Re:Lieberman said.. what? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      A cyber attack on America can do as much or more damage today by incapacitating our banks, our communications, our finance, our transportation as a conventional war attack... relax, take a look at the bill...

      Translation:

      OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS ARE UNDER JEOPARDY! WE MUST ACT NOW!

      Hey man, chillax, nothing to worry about here. Why are you being such a buzzkill?

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    4. Re:Lieberman said.. what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that anything Lieberman says can still surprise you indicates you do not pay much attention to, at least the Connecticut segment of, US politics. As a citizen of Connecticut, I have long since stopped expecting Lieberman to make any sense. The state is liberal enough; it seems like the Connecticut Democrats should be able to field a senatorial candidate that isn't a blah corrupt politician of questionable intelligence (as mentioned in this thread, it is hard to tell if politicians supporting stupid ideas are stupid or just have hidden agendas).

    5. Re:Lieberman said.. what? by molecular · · Score: 1

      of course it makes a differnce if downtime is caused by the president, to quote
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob7vcepdeOA
      : (at 1:22) "at least it's our freakin' mayhem"

    6. Re:Lieberman said.. what? by inKubus · · Score: 1

      I don't know about anyone else, but if congress wants to take over pager patrol and fix my servers at 3am, they are crazier than I thought. Or maybe I'm crazy.

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    7. Re:Lieberman said.. what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find you are completely wrong, and they are completely right in their assertions. It's all here, in this book.

    8. Re:Lieberman said.. what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you have obviously never been on the receiving end of /b/ attack night. granted, cyber terrorists are not nearly as un-organized and careless (nor anonymous) as the Internet Superheros (and now internet animal rights activists, lol). so they could probably not even dream of creating such effective attacks as what /b/ has pulled off.

      remember /b/'s war on scientology some years ago? i didnt think so. because all they managed to do was shut down the scientology website a couple nights a week, followed by standing outside "churches" spouting memes.

      yes, /b/ has "killed" people through singular harassment up to the point where the person committed suicide to get away from the harassment. but that doesnt warrant a kill switch on the internet.

      sorry for my ramblings being incoherent. really i agree with you that this bill is terrible. and that cyber terrorism cant do anything substantial against a company or country.

    9. Re:Lieberman said.. what? by Pfxn · · Score: 1

      Right now China — the government — can disconnect parts of its Internet in a case of war. We need to have the ability to do that, too.

      Has he not seen the civil rights abuses the Chinese government has pushed upon it's people with such control of internet?

    10. Re:Lieberman said.. what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's for internal cyberwarfare, e.g. if California threatens to secede because of cultural differences with the rest of the States (or looming bankruptcy), the USA can threaten to kill California's internet infrastructure stone dead.

      I can imagine this kind of legislation is not very popular if expressed like this :-)

      I bet the PRC likes that they have this option in case e.g. Tibet or Xinjiang gets uppity again.

    11. Re:Lieberman said.. what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the Chinese people had the means, they would revolt. Communications is the most important means.

      The people who would be most hurt if a kill switch was used would be the US citizenry. The servers that host the essential databases can be mirrored and replaced in other parts of the word. Cables and satellite links can be disconnected, isolating the US from the rest of the world, which can then go about it's business without knowing the full extent of what's happening. Only communications inside the US and between the US and rest of world would be disrupted. Of what use is that if the threat is from outside the US?

      About Mr. Joe: he's smart enough to know that it's better to say something stupid than to say nothing at all. If the public suspects that you are up to something and you don't say anything, it confirms. If you say something that half the masses believe, then half the masses go back to being stupid.

  27. Site Down by spikesahead · · Score: 1

    Looks like they've already used it against the article host! That's government efficiency!

    1. Re:Site Down by Lovedumplingx · · Score: 1

      Possibly...anyone know of a mirror? I'd actually like to RTFA for once.

    2. Re:Site Down by NevarMore · · Score: 1

      None of the people voting on the issue will bother to read the bill. Why should we?

  28. There's a better solution ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    If they want to "tie up" the internet without actually shutting it down, just set up a bunch of servers, and when it's time to swing into action, release all that gubbiment pr0n that the employees have been collecting on your dime.

    Nothing clogs up the inner00bs like free porn.

  29. I'm all for this.... by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

    ...provided that the national emergency in question is that the machines have become self-aware and have decided to kill all humans. Under those conditions, a kill switch would be very, very useful.

    On the other hand, if the "national emergency" is defined by the same people who define "breaking news" on 24-hour cable newsertainment networks, then this could be a problem.

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  30. the HAM radio internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if the government has an internet kill switch I can still use my HAM radio to talk to my friends and even email each other using HAM radios.

  31. This sort of power is necessary by overshoot · · Score: 1

    It might be the only thing that can stop a DDOS attack!

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    1. Re:This sort of power is necessary by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Only a DOS (Denial of Service) can stop a DDOS (Distributed Denial of Service) attack? Think of the poor services!

  32. Welcome, Comrades! by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

    Welcome, Comrades!
    Welcome to the Glorious Union of Soviet Corporatist Republics!

  33. Don't forget by overshoot · · Score: 1

    just about every administration since Grover Cleveland. A while ago I looked up how many states of emergency were currently active and ISTR some had been ongoing since before the Korean War.

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    1. Re:Don't forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to Wikipedia (yeah, I know) the U.S. congress passed a law in 1976 that limits the duration of states of emergency for 2 years unless explicitly extended by the president. So, thankfully we are not currently in a state of emergency today.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_emergency#United_States

  34. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by wbav · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "I've said it before and I'll say it again: Democracy simply doesn't work"
    -Kent Brockman

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  35. Don't be so sure about it being a bipartisan bill by ravenspear · · Score: 1, Troll

    Senator McCain has indicated that he will do anything he can to block and obstruct the Defense Authorization bill with other republicans since it also contains the repeal of DADT and they just can't stand to see gay people being treated equally.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuWrMaLFdao

  36. Isn't the Kill Switch the actual threat? by KarlIsNotMyName · · Score: 1

    I don't see how terrorist or whatever else could pose a bigger threat to the Internet than getting it all shut down.

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    1. Re:Isn't the Kill Switch the actual threat? by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

      Don't you see, in order to prevent the Internet from dying, we have to kill it!

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    2. Re:Isn't the Kill Switch the actual threat? by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You miss the point. There is NO actual threat. If an individual system is connected to the Internet and controls critical things then it is the problem. The trumped threat here is about the same as the Y2K claims. Sure a few systems might crash, but we won't have nuclear weapons launching and power plants exploding. The ability to shut down the Internet, or parts of it, is not about an actual threat, it's about control. Both sides of the political aisle see the Internet as an uncontrolled medium for freedom of speech, and on both sides there are those that see it as something that must be controlled. I used to be strongly for public decency standards on the internet, such as preventing porn from getting to minors, but now I've come to realize that you have to get the good with the bad or just the bad because those that play by the rules are the only one's subjected to the rules.

    3. Re:Isn't the Kill Switch the actual threat? by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      As one of the countless people who paid in blood and tears* to modernize systems in anticipation of the Y2K problem, I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself. The reason that wasn't a "problem" is because people worked to solve it.

      (* I had to take a COBOL class)

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    4. Re:Isn't the Kill Switch the actual threat? by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 1

      Y2K would have crashed some systems, but they hype about exploding nukes and crashing planes was just hype. I'm glad a lot of programmers spent time fixing systems making the transition near seamless, but the media hype told a much different story about the threat than the reality. That was my point, no insult intended.

    5. Re:Isn't the Kill Switch the actual threat? by mellon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, it's not the same as Y2K claims, because Y2K claims were credible. This supposed threat is not at all credible. Only someone who has no technical understanding of how networking works would think that having a kill switch for the Internet could help in some way. What a kill switch for the internet does is provide a handy switch for an attacker to throw that will shut down the entire country.

      On the plus side, there's a good chance that after the switch is installed, its first use will be by a black hat trying to cause economic havoc, not by the government. The outcry following this attack will result in its removal.

    6. Re:Isn't the Kill Switch the actual threat? by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Y2K was uneventful because everybody heard the warning, fixed their apps, and we moved on. The claims of what COULD go wrong were right, and served as a list of what needed to be checked and fixed.

      You don't kill the entire Internet with one button press because if you do, you down the Internet and that causes more problems than it solves.

      The only truly secure computer isn't plugged in at all, but what service does that provide?

    7. Re:Isn't the Kill Switch the actual threat? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Sure a few systems might crash, but we won't have nuclear weapons launching and power plants exploding

      What, you didn't see Live Free or Die Hard? Nuclear weapons need not apply, just knock out power throughout the East Coast.

      it's about control. Both sides of the political aisle see the Internet as an uncontrolled medium for freedom of speech, and on both sides there are those that see it as something that must be controlled.

      Yeap, that's it.

      Falcon

    8. Re:Isn't the Kill Switch the actual threat? by Mitsoid · · Score: 1

      'sides, If the attacker knows we're going to cut the phone line in case of an emergency, they'll design their attack to not need it (after initial attack/infection) to the best of their ability...

      It may not work, but if you KNOW it's possible you're going to factor that into your attack and make the trojan/virus more independent in case it cant call home.

    9. Re:Isn't the Kill Switch the actual threat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hear, hear!

      I learnt COBOL on the train to work every morning :-(

    10. Re:Isn't the Kill Switch the actual threat? by burisch_research · · Score: 1

      "We were right about the Y2K bug, fixed it, and when Y2K rolled around, there was no problem because of our proactive efforts!"

      When I lived in London, I always carried elephant repellent around with me. Worked a charm, never saw an elephant in my whole time there!

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    11. Re:Isn't the Kill Switch the actual threat? by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Hehe none taken, I was a little harsh there =)

      I'd totally agree that the threat of imminent physical danger was blown way out of proportion, if it even existed. Things like people not getting paid for a few months or having your medical records unavailable seem minor in comparison, but if you have a whole series of "annoyances" like these hit at once you'll be an unhappy person indeed.

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  37. How? by medv4380 · · Score: 1

    Given the internet in the US isn't exactly centralized how would you shut it down? Build a remote kill command into all routers? Sounds like something a hacker would love to find. You could start pulling backbone routers but that won't work if you route around... sure you've caused me to take the long way to Google but I'll just be irritated by 50ms vs 200ms latency. Anything that could be implemented to do so ether won't work or would expose everyone to some unauthorized person pulling the plug just for fun.

    1. Re:How? by tpwch · · Score: 1

      Explosives to cut off the international cables?

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  38. November's Coming by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The November Congressional Elections are just around the corner. If you are tired of the collective douchebaggery and antics of our elected politicians, then campaign, vigorously, in your local community to vote for anyone other than interest-sponsored Democrats and Republicans. Every time politics come up for discussion around my community, I flame both parties equally. Until we convince the rest of the voter base the both party's candidates are corrupt, pandering, unhelpful morons, these kinds of disingenuous shenanigans will continue to run our country.

    We, the citizens of the United States, can't take back control of our government until we collectively declare, in a very clear manner, "Enough is enough!"

    1. Re:November's Coming by Bodhammer · · Score: 1

      Psuedo-mod point

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    2. Re:November's Coming by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      I agree with your sentiment, but I don't hear anything useful in it.

      In my experience, it is very hard to get anything done by just being against the status quo. If you want change, find something specific that you want to change, then do what you can to get that changed to your specific alternative.

      When facing a large issue like the fact that there is a shitty two-party system in the US, I'm not sure where to start, but jumping on to support anybody else because they are not "in the system" seems a tad directionless.

      (And yes, I know that I'm not offering anything helpful in this post, either, but I'd love to hear a specific idea of something to do.)

    3. Re:November's Coming by david_thornley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you're accomplishing, if anything, is turning people away from interest in their government, making it even more susceptible to special interests. We can't take back control of our government (if we ever had it more than we do now) until we collectively get interested and involved. At that point, our representatives will have to pay attention to what we want and need, be they Democrat or Republican or other.

      To have any positive effect, you need to be for something, not against something. In politics, you really can't beat somebody by running nobody against him or her (minor exception for Ashcroft's Senate bid, yeah). Pick a minor party if you like, but support somebody.

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    4. Re:November's Coming by bell.colin · · Score: 1

      Good advice, except a little late. In most districts whoever is on the ballot now is all there is going to be for this year, Pick your poison/evil is all that's left.

    5. Re:November's Coming by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      To add my 2 cents, don't vote for your congressman simply because he is powerful. That's the biggest scam in politics. If your congressman has worked himself up into positions of leadership, it's tempting to leave him there. It's a trade off, but is what ever you are getting from your powerful representative worth the corruption and lies? Your congressman might be in a position of leadership, but he must get reelected. Too bad so many citizens don't recognize that before he can get power from the party, he must get power from the people. But, incumbents always get more power from the party than the new guys, and voters like representatives with power, so the incumbent must be pretty bad to lose.

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  39. "shut down the Internet in a national emergency"?? by jc42 · · Score: 1

    Isn't a "national emergency" when we (including the government) will need the Internet the most? Intentionally shutting it down will cripple the organizations (government and otherwise) who are trying to handle the emergency.

    We had an example of this back during the Katrina and Haiti disasters, when trucks full of electronics were used to provide wireless phone and internet access to the affected areas.

    There was a funnier example back during Gulf Way I, when the military still had the "feature" in the GPS system that would introduce errors into the satellites' data, so that civilian GPS gadgets wouldn't know where they were. But they couldn't use it. The reason was that the US military wasn't able to get their hands on GPS equipment they needed, so the soldiers in the field had been buying civilian-grade equipment. Ordering military GPS equipment, as usual, required mounds of paperwork started months ahead of time, while they could get civilian equipment by walking into electronics stores anywhere in the world. For this and other reasons, they eventually abandoned the induced-error idea, and admitted that the military would need the "civilian" part during at times.

    There was an earlier precedent of this in the us, back in the 1950s, when the first Interstate Highways were funded. If you dig up the original papers, you'll find that this was a purely military project, so that defense forces could easily move around during a "national emergency". Civilian traffic wasn't to be allowed. Of course, this struck everyone as a silly waste of good highways, and within a very few years, the new super-highways were opened to civilian traffic. This was so successful that we got funding for a lot more than the handful of highways originally envisioned, and the system has grown into our major high-speed highway system. But the law still says that the military can order all traffic off the highways during a "national emergency". This has actually been used occasionally, during major disasters, when area Interstate highways have been closed to civilian traffic, and restricted to military, emergency and highway maintenance vehicles, etc.

    A more sensible approach would be to add it into the "Net Neutrality" issue, by decreeing priority to military and other emergency IP addresses during emergencies. But shutting the Internet down is as stupid as shutting down the cell-phone or interstate-highway systems would be. Anyone supporting this idea should be accused of trying to make disasters worse by blocking facilities needed by emergency personnel.

    And a special-purpose "emergency use only" comm system is a stupid idea, because it would just fail when it's most needed. What makes the most sense is priority access to the civilian system that has been developed and tested for decades, and can handle the load of an emergency by moving in a few trucks or boats stuffed with electronics.

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  40. "Ted Stevens Memorial Rider" by davidwr · · Score: 1

    The official title of the rider is the "Ted Stevens Memorial Rider".

    It allows the President to unplug the Internet any time 4chan and friends starts making fun of a federal elected official.

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  41. I speak intarwebz, lulz by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    The internet lets you break down all the previous things that held countries in conflict, language, culture,

    ...provided they speak English and love jeebus.

    I think language segments the Internet more than you imagine. Sure, those who can speak English can have access to a much larger world, but there are a lot of people who don't. And i don't see record numbers of Americans and Europeans trying to learn say, Arabic.

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    1. Re:I speak intarwebz, lulz by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Ok, but lets say for instance I did see an interesting article in Arabic, it used to be that I had about 3 ways to know what it said:

      A) Hope the person is bi-lingual in Arabic and English
      B) Take it to someone who is bi-lingual
      C) Learn Arabic

      But with the internet, it breaks down these barriers, I can use automatic translation services, which, although it kinda destroys some of the content, its pretty useful in getting the gist of what someone said. Plus, with the internet the chances of me being able to do options B and C are also more likely, because of the connection between countries. Think about it, right now, on this very site, you could be talking to someone from the US, Canada, the UK, Finland, South Africa, India and Russia, people who you'd never get to meet otherwise, yet linked through the same site.

      Not to mention that English is becoming more and more relevant with each passing day, especially for anyone educated.

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    2. Re:I speak intarwebz, lulz by camperdave · · Score: 1

      And i don't see record numbers of Americans and Europeans trying to learn say, Arabic.

      Actually, there probably are record numbers of Americans and Europeans trying to learn Arabic.

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  42. email your congressman and Senators by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

    This is an opportunity to let our elected representatives know that we are watching. /. their email boxes with your opinion on this matter. I have.

    1. Re:email your congressman and Senators by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 1

      I would, but my internet got turned off because I posted unpopular opinions.

    2. Re:email your congressman and Senators by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      That makes no sense.

  43. Where is this coming from? by BabyDuckHat · · Score: 1

    Most bills spawn from the greasy keyboard of a lobbyist. So the question is, which one? My guess: the one hired by the company that sells the "switch".

  44. Re:2 Day Power Outage by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Hurricane Earl became sentient, called, and would like Thursday back!

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  45. This is a great idea by houghi · · Score: 1

    So instead of actually taking down the Internet, you say that you will and they do it for you.

    I just can see the conversation:
    Hello, this is Mr. terrorist. I am going to take down the Internet
    -Ha. How do you think you are going to do that?
    With a phonecall
    - OMG. I saw that movie WarGames yesterday so I know it is possible.
    - (Hand over mouthpiece) Shut it down.
    - You can't take it down anymore.
    Is it down?
    - .....
    - (Hand over mouthpiece) Sigh, turn it back up.
    Hahaha
    - Stop calling us. It is not funny anymore. After 5 times. Today.

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  46. Re:Don't be so sure about it being a bipartisan bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Senator McCain has indicated that he will do anything he can to block and obstruct the Defense Authorization bill with other republicans since it also contains the repeal of DADT and they just can't stand to see gay people being treated equally.

    Yeah, because it couldn't possibly have anything to do with something like one of a group of soldiers in combat on a recon op hiding from an enemy patrol giving away their position to the enemy because one of them just saw his recently-discovered life-mate a short distance away killed and gasped/cried out/screamed involuntarily at the gruesome sight.

    Love is a strange and powerful emotion, and one not always under complete voluntary control in every situation, which adds unknown variables to an already extremely dangerous, unpredictable, critical, fast-moving situation, and can get someone (or many someones) killed in combat.

    Sure, it won't happen often...but how do you tell someones' mom & dad that their son died because forcing the military to be politically correct was more important than their sons' life?

  47. In Soviet Russia by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

    Internet kills you!

  48. Last I checked... by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

    Wasn't the internet built so that it doesn't have a single point of failure? By the US government/military? I'm sure they can shut down the "tubes" within and linking to the US, but there's DNS, hosts and switches outside of their control.

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    1. Re:Last I checked... by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 0, Redundant

      dns and switches out of their control?

      do you realize that having rooms like room 641a mean that the US gov DOES have a choke-hole on the world wide internet?

      this is not tinfoil, btw.

      the US has the tech know-how to shut down 'the internet' if it wants. its not about *how* they'd do it; that part is already worked out.

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    2. Re:Last I checked... by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and somebody with an ISP (and DNS) in Ireland connecting to a server in England doesn't have their traffic go anywhere near the US. The steam forums would be full of Europeans complaining about the lag. The US could try to leverage ICANN to pooch root DNS, but alt DNS already exists and it wouldn't take long for the world to adjust to a USless Internet.

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  49. Nuke the economy by Necron69 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I honestly fail to see how any kind of "cyberwar" could do more damage than "shutting down" the Internet. Exactly how do these morons in Washington think most business is conducted these days? Do they really believe that we could all easily go back to doing business solely by phone, catalog order and the USPS?

    You might as well label the kill switch with "Subtract 90% from GDP!".

    Sheesh....

    Necron69

  50. Obligatory... by snookerhog · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, internet shuts down you!

  51. Re:Don't be so sure about it being a bipartisan bi by Spad · · Score: 1

    And that's why they don't let women serve in the military, right?

  52. riding by bakamorgan · · Score: 1

    There needs to be a bill where they can't ride them on top of each other. Then shorten the terms for the senate and the rest of representatives....

    1. Re:riding by Red_Chaos1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there needs to be a lot of stuff like this, but it will never happen because they all vote for what they want, and pass what they want, and kill anything they don't like. The entirety of the non politician US could tell Congress, the House, and the Senate that there are now to be term limits with caps on how much is earned and any and all bonuses and such, and that now laws shall be passed that do not apply equally to everyone in the US, politician or not, and etc. and etc. and they'll just laugh and shoot it all down. They all stopped being servants of the public a long time ago, and the generations have just let it happen.

    2. Re:riding by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 1

      While you are asking Santa for things, don't forget to make it harder for them to raise their own salaries and benefits. Sure the president has to sign the bills, but is any president going to tell congress 'No you can't have a pay raise.'?

  53. First amendment anyone? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    Since so much news and political speech happens over the Internet, would not an order to shut it down be a violation of the first amendment?

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  54. Kill Switch if used will kill the internet by DreamArcher · · Score: 1

    This is possibly the dumbest and most dangerous thing ever thought up. If used, a kill switch would cause catastrophic damage to our businesses, jobs, infrastructure, economy, etc. Many business will be beyond recovery. This is like a terrorist threatening to throw a hand grenade near the US and we set off a thousand nukes on our self to prevent it.

  55. Re:Don't be so sure about it being a bipartisan bi by ravenspear · · Score: 1

    Your post makes absolutely no sense. As is typical with right wing bigots.

  56. Joke's on them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No bills have bipartisan support nowadays.

  57. Net neutrality by bonch · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, I'm sure that giving the government the power to filter and regulate internet traffic through "net neutrality" will work out a-okay. I love being told the government just wants to protect our freedom of speech while they try to slip in a kill switch. I'm sure governments are always trustworthy with that kind of power and that a glance at history would support that claim.

    Please hurry up, November...

    1. Re:Net neutrality by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      > Please hurry up, November...

      I pray to God that I'm wrong about this.. But I am to the point where I am VERY afraid sometime between now and November Comrade Obama and his ilk will orchestrate some incident that will cause martial law to be declared, the elections "postponed".. Of course, since the only media other than "Pravda", that doesn't carry the "party-line" being the Internet, It will have to be shut down or severely curtailed.. If this happens, America as we've known it is dead...

      This sliding a "kill-switch" into an unrelated bill that both sides want is just the kind of slimy underhanded tricks these CONgresscritters like to pull..

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    2. Re:Net neutrality by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I pray to God that I'm wrong about this.. But I am to the point where I am VERY afraid sometime between now and November Comrade Obama and his ilk will orchestrate some incident that will cause martial law to be declared, the elections "postponed".. Of course, since the only media other than "Pravda", that doesn't carry the "party-line" being the Internet, It will have to be shut down or severely curtailed.. If this happens, America as we've known it is dead...

      I recall people saying the same about Bush, that he would orchestrate something to cancel elections. But I bet that just like them you have no basis in reality of making that statement.

      Falcon

  58. Ouch! by steeleyeball · · Score: 1

    If that bill passed it would be the start of a very slippery slope leading to where China is. My suggestion, get a HAM Radio. IP over radio or Data over radio is fourty years old, eh? And there are some Ham Radio bands that can handle serious Bandwidth... Look into getting a USRP2 if you can afford it, people.

  59. RE: Bird is the world by antdude · · Score: 0

    /me mocks Peter Griffin.

    A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
    B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
    Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a...

    A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
    Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
    Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird...

    Surfin' bird
    Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

    Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
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    Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
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    Well don't you know about the bird?
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    --
    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  60. For God's sake. by zx-15 · · Score: 1

    A libertarian website runs an old rehash of a story which was already been discussed here on Jun 27, where everyone agreed that Liberman is an idiot.
    Nothing new happened since then, but the midterms on the horizon and the libertarians need to show that the government(Democrats) is bad and everyone needs to vote for them(Republicans, tea party, whatever).

    Slashdot editors, of course, posted this story without giving it so as much as a single thought, I mean is it that hard to google 'internet kill switch site:slashdot.org" ? I'm not new here, still, can I blame slashdot editors for everything, can I?

  61. This is a lie by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 1

    The Senate is controlled by Democrats, and they are *different*. We have CHANGE. There is no way this is happening by these nice folks.

    1. Re:This is a lie by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Yes, we do have change.

      The people with most of the votes are not proposing these noxious amendments, they are getting maximum value in compromise from the people who are.

      Whereas before, when the Noxious party was in power, such noxious amendments were proposed and passed without so much as a serious offer of compromise.

  62. Brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "killing" the internet to prevent a cyber attack is like gassing a population to prevent them from getting shot dead.

  63. This simply isn't possible by kawabago · · Score: 1

    The design of the internet simply doesn't allow for a 'kill switch' so it doesn't matter what legislation they pass, it won't work.

  64. There are stupid questions... by neurosine · · Score: 1

    It's utter insanity to place a kill switch on a system designed to be fault resistant. It defeats the whole purpose of such a system. If anything, I can only imagine the internet will become vastly more important during an emergency. It isn't TV, but the government wants desperately to control this ever more relevant media source. I remember when we were asking if the government should regulate the internet. There was a resounding, "No! Of course not." and this is one of the reasons why. They do not understand it and will break it.

  65. Re:Don't be so sure about it being a bipartisan bi by onkelonkel · · Score: 0, Troll

    If someone wants to pick up a rifle and go defend my cowardly arse, why would I care who or what he boinks on his days off?

    1940 - We can't have negros in the military, it will reduce unit effectiveness! (The units got over it)
    1980 - We can't have women in the military, it will reduce unit effectiveness! (The units got over it)
    2010 - We can't have gays in the military, it will reduce unit effectiveness! (The units will get over it)

    --
    None of them can see the clouds; The polished wings don't care.
  66. Yes and no by FoolishOwl · · Score: 1

    When the US was bombing Serbia, I know a lot of US students were talking to Serbian students via IRC, chatrooms, etc. That contributed to the fervor of large anti-war demonstrations, which the US media dutifully reported didn't happen. (Which was really quite infuriating. One Bay Area TV station had a reporter broadcasting live from Sproul Plaza at UC Berkeley on how there was no sign of any opposition to the war. There was a demonstration with tens of thousands the next day.)

    So, yes, the Internet could facilitate international communication, increasing the popular resistance to war -- as it has already done. That isn't enough, in itself, to stop war.

    It's worth remembering that many in Europe in the early 20th century believed that direct war between European powers was no longer possible, for a number of reasons, including the dramatic increase in communication and travel within Europe. And in fact, early in World War I, there were a number of incidents where French and German soldiers would refuse to fire on each other, out of a sense of collective opposition to the war.

  67. Here's a thought by sjames · · Score: 1

    Howsabout they take a break from wiping their asses with the flag and try to sneak sane healthcare past the insurance companies or sane copyright past the RIAA?

  68. Already has that power by fnj · · Score: 1

    Sheesh. The President already has the power to shut down the internet. He is the commander in chief of a large army. That is just one tiny aspect of the vast power he has. He can launch nuclear weapons, for gosh sake.

  69. US Military by alannon · · Score: 1

    If only there was some sort of government organization that could deploy skilled manpower in the event of a national emergency or attack that is highly mobile and has the ability to communicate over channels that do not rely on the local infrastructure, the same as if they were deployed in remote or hostile locations. Oh wait!!

  70. Calling BS on timing by LittleRedStar · · Score: 1

    Summaries website link has credibility issues, features a two month old Youtube video. Actual bill, National Asset Act of 2010 (S. 3480), does not seem to have gone anywhere yet.

  71. um, how? by daithesong · · Score: 1

    The internet was designed to be de-centralized, self-healing, made of redundant parts and pathways, and so on. What, exactly, would you 'kill' to disable what? I guess you could power down large numbers of phone/data routing centers, which would reduce the US's data and voice connectivity to local islands. But this might have ... collateral effects

  72. What *if* the data is the buckshot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just shoot Buckshot-binary across to a receptacle and count the IP bits in the bucket?

    That's better than Sneakernet TCP and Avian IP, latency lower than Brownian Deflection allthough slighter slower than the speed of light (2k ft/second), TTL is undeniable when if ever Buckshot-binary IP
    shorts across another carrier-line of communication.

    I think the only thing better would be to have Weather Experimentation equipment to allow clouds to form over
    a IP fog-collection array at the receiving station, and we would point a Dew-cannon at the cloud to control the exact precipitation levels
    of how many bits of rain would drop into the Receiver; not the actual cloud, but how many bits we count to
    fall from the cloud, and this is practical because Buckshot-binary IP or Avian IP can try to short our communication but only might cause them to waterlog back to the ground or pass through without causing any anomalies.

    That'll do...

    1. Re:What *if* the data is the buckshot? by ginbot462 · · Score: 1

      This is Discovery Channel, you're infringing on our trademark for our upcoming show "More Blowing Shit Up and Acting Like It's Educational" (Though actually, this idea sounds like it would require more thinking than their normal fair. So, it probably won't make it into the final cut. In it's place, using TNT to cut grass)

      --
      Atlas Shrugged : Thematic Story :: Battlefield Earth : Organized Religion
  73. What if the laptop was compromised? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    It then infects a critical system and you lose CPU cycles while it thrashes around trying to get out and time to cleanup the damage. Worst case is targeted espionage where there is a virus waiting to jump the air gap.

    All of that can happen without any involvement of the internet. If there's a problem with a critical system there's a bigger problem than the net. Adding links to the net only adds more weak spots.

    Falcon

  74. How about a religious bent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was darkness on the throne of the beast. URL = You are El. El is god in hebrew.

  75. radios by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Unencrypted radio for private communications is pretty much dead.

    Tell that to CB or ham radio operators.

    Frequencies are a use-or-lose situation...

    No they're not. Even when not used those frequencies still are there, all that's been lost is the tyme use of those frequencies.

    and power companies have moved to the public networks.

    So? Power company gets call from customer about the loss of power so it sends a repair truck out to find out why. The repairman sees tree fell on the power-line, radios it in, then repairs the line. Or say the person needs help, so he or she uses the radio saying another truck is needed then waits. That's how it used to be done and there's nothing to stop it from being done again.

  76. flapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The senate wants their own BGP enabled backbone router?

  77. WAIT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to be sure...do you want it ON or OFF??

    OFF? ok off then... what, no, you want it ON?

    Ok I'll leave it ON.

    OFF? what, make up your mind.

  78. Priority Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    really is an aberration AFAIK - all of my Priority Mail stuff seems to hit in about the 2 to 3 days it's supposed to (and I send a lot, since the flatrate packaging is appropriate for much of my online product sales)

  79. Posse Comitatus Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Posse Comitatus Act (RTFWA) limits the ability to use the US military for law-enforcement purposes, that is, it prevent the US military form being used as a posse comitatus.

    1. Re:Posse Comitatus Act by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      Right, the act limits the the deployment of Federal troops for law enforcement activities. It still explicitly grants the authority to do so in the event of insurrection. The idea is that federal troops can be used to put down an insurrection but can't be used as a long term occupation force.

      We saw the Iranian government shutting down their citizens access to the internet as a means of quashing rebellion. In the event of such a rebellion in the US I would imagine our government being very interested in doing the same. No violation of the act required, it's written specifically to protect the ability to use federal troops to put down rebellion.

  80. WTF is a rider bill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step 1 -> Outlaw "rider" bills which are unrelated to the main bill.

    Why are "rider bills" even tolerated?

    Chairman: Today we'll be voting on "America is the most corrupt country in the world".
    Voter 1: I'll be also including a rider bill that all federal politicans receive a 100% wage rise within 6 months of this bill passing.
    Voter 2: I'll be amending a rider bill that countries WITHOUT Weapons of Mass Destruction have evidence of WMD's planted immediately, and that inspections of facilities begin following.
    All Voters: Aye, Aye!

  81. Secton 706 by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Section 706 starts on page 323 of the linked PDF

    "SEC. 706. [47 U.S.C. 606] WAR EMERGENCY--POWERS OF
    PRESIDENT."

    --
    I listen to both RIAA and non-RIAA stuff if I like the music, tangential business/politics nonwithstanding.
    1. Re:Secton 706 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I nave no idea if you're assisting others or pointing out an issue... If the current 'kill switch' legislation gives 'the President the power to shut down the Internet in a national emergency' that sure sounds to me like the powers he already gets from the linked Act. The section is larger than just that heading you quoted... I really don't get what you are trying to say.

  82. IRAN!! Doesn't anybody remember IRAN? by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    You'd think all that hype around how democratic activists all over Iran were using modern communications to organize and protest that are popular in the USA and run on the internet... would remind people as to WHY you need an internet that is not easily killed by government. Iran had strong controls but it still took them a long time to lock down their networks. Now they want to build-in what Iran wanted and ended up to some degree creating??

  83. Oh the ignorance by Puff_Of_Hot_Air · · Score: 1

    Let me start by saying, boy I wish we could go with your option 1). The problem with your simple black and white solution is when you get down to the definition of what "putting it on the internet" means. If you mean an "air gap", well sorry; already gone. Most critical infrastructure sites will partition their networks between SCADA and outside (such as the business network), but even these are bridged in various places to get the data out of the system. Secure computers? You do realise that the vast majority of SCADA instillations are running on windows, and there is generally no security at the device level. (Hell if you can speak Modbus, DNP-3, and a couple of IEC standards, you can mess with half the devices on the planet). Add to this that control system engineers are losing the battle for control of their networks to IT departments how have no f-ing idea about the additional security needs of a SCADA system... Well you can see that were already in trouble. Yep, I reckon "switch off the internet" may be the only possible solution at this stage of the game.

  84. Yar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Teh internet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDbyYGrswtg

  85. Re:Section 706 by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    I was helping people make it through the big PDF, and figured the header alone might have indicated *something*.

    Also, the text of the section eventually refers to national emergencies in general.

    --
    I listen to both RIAA and non-RIAA stuff if I like the music, tangential business/politics nonwithstanding.
  86. Storms don't mess with repair efforts, terrorists by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    do.

    Storms don't mess with repair efforts? You have to be joking. Just ask anyone who's had to make repairs in bad weather. Hell bad weather can interfere with normal work, ask most any construction worker that works outdoors. When I worked in construction we sometimes stopped work because of rain.

    As for terrorists, if dispatchers know the repairmen then there should not be a problem. If they don't then maybe there's a bigger problem.

    Falcon

  87. telesurgery by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    There are numerous situations where a 3 hour wait can be lethal, or at least seriously debilitating

    And that's one fit for telesurgery, when tyme is of the essence.

    Falcon

    1. Re:telesurgery by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that was, y'know, kind of my original point.

  88. Did you not pay attention to the GP? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Did you not pay attention to what I said?

    A smart grid that uses an isolated command and control network would be perfectly OK; It wouldnt use the public internet as it's backbone

    No network is perfectly safe, not one. Go ask Kevin Mitnick.

    The legislation wouldnt prevent you from having a home automation server; it would just make it illegal for it to be controllable/configurable across the internet.

    In other words, the grid would be just as stupid as it is now. And you want to limit what I can be with my own equipment? This is supposed to be the Land of the Free, if you don't like it move, say to Cuba or Zimbabwe. Don't force others to live the way you want.

    Falcon

  89. Lobbyists outlawed as well. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Outlaw lobbying? So goes the First Amendment.

    Falcon

  90. On a personal note, by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    if you think I've no taste for violence, I'd be more than happy to school you on the truth. It's a myth that liberals are sissier than you throwbacks, we just don't need it to settle an argument.

    If you think you're a liberal you're wrong. Liberals abhor government and want it limited, not want more of it. Rights are individual not collective.

    Falcon

  91. Yeah, that was, y'know, kind of my original point. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    I know, but as I said about 3 hour commutes: "Hell that sounds like some people's daily commute."

    Falcon

  92. Which? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which of the Internets would the prez shut down?
    Hope it won't be the one I use.