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Is the Number Up For the Residential Phone Book?

Hugh Pickens writes "The first phone directory was issued in 1878, two years after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone and for decades regulators across the US have required phone companies to distribute directories in paper form. But now the Washington Post reports that Verizon, the largest provider of landline phones in the Washington DC region, is asking state regulators for permission to stop delivering the residential white pages in Virginia and Maryland. About a dozen other states are also doing away with printed phone books as surveys show that the number of households relying on residential white pages dropped from 25 percent in 2005 to 11 percent in 2008. The directories will be available online, printed or on CD-ROM upon request but the inches-thick white pages, a fixture in American households for more than a century, will no longer land on porches with a thud each year. 'I'm kind of amazed they lasted as long as they have,' says Robert Thompson, a professor of popular culture at Syracuse University. 'But there are some people nostalgic about this. Some people like to go to the shelf and look up a number.'"

360 comments

  1. Simple option? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Create some method for people to opt out?

    Or make existing methods more accessible or easier to use?

    I know that if there was a simple phone number to call, and all I had to do is call in and say "Hi, I live here, don't bring me a phonebook, thanks" I would do that and be done with it.

    1. Re:Simple option? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      yes, but at some point you need to stop altogether because of cost. How much should be spent to get a few people a phone book?

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    2. Re:Simple option? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      We didn't have a problem with the cost all throughout the past decade - Did paper get exceedingly expensive this decade?

      The Yellow pages are mostly covered in cost by advertising.

    3. Re:Simple option? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      And when you reduce the "circulation" numbers the advetising revenue stays the same, right?

    4. Re:Simple option? by RivenAleem · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How about the even simpler option of opt in? If you find that only 11% of people use it, then making an opt out available requires 89% of the population to call in and ask to be removed.

      The idea they have of making it available on CD or in print, on request, is the best way to go.

    5. Re:Simple option? by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      They are not considering getting rid of the Yellow pages, just the White pages. I am also guessing that the add revenue for the Yellow pages has declined over the last decade do to competition with Internet sources.

    6. Re:Simple option? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      How much should be spent to get a few people basic phone connectivity?

      In the aggregate, a fair bit.

      The question, I guess, is whether the "few" of the "need paper directory" case are valued as highly as the "few" of the Universal Service case.

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    7. Re:Simple option? by Cwix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think putting it on a cd is an excellent idea.

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    8. Re:Simple option? by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      In TFS: it's available in most cases.

      However, I'd rather keep the white pages, and ditch the yellow pages. I actually use the former, the latter is just annoying and makes it difficult to find what I want interspersed with all the crappy adds.

      Then again, with Google and anywho, I've not opened either in years. They both end up simply going from the doorstep to the recycle box.

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    9. Re:Simple option? by delinear · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It would have to be opt in, otherwise you end up with the situation where I call them, say don't deliver, then move out - the next person is expecting a directory but the adress is marked as do not deliver so they call up to complain. Every year, a week after the directories go out, they'd be inundated with people calling to complain. With opt in, the worst that would happen is you'll get a directory when you didn't want it and throw it in the recycling bin. Seriously, though, I don't understand why they don't just withdraw it completely except as a paid service for people who call and ask for it. A few weeks ago we got one of these (actually it was the yellow pages rather than the white pages) and I put it straight in the bin - usually I go put it in a cupboard for a year but I realised I've been doing that for the best part of ten years and I've never had to resort to it because the internet is so much simpler, and even calling the directory services is easier than digging out a paper version. If there are a handful of holdouts who like a bit dead tree version I'm sure they wouldn't mind calling for it and paying a small sum to cover the cost associated with producing a low-volume edition with reduced/no ads.

    10. Re:Simple option? by rwven · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think it's really about cost anymore. I think it's about the ridiculous amount of paper every year going to print these things that I, and most other Americans, stick squarely in the trash. No one is seeing the advertising anymore, and most of these things are just tossed, unopened.

    11. Re:Simple option? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      On this topic, wasn't it just last week that we had a article about the lawsuit "yellow pages" brought against Seattle because they created an opt-out list? They claimed it was 'freedom of speech' to toss one on every doorstop?

      - Personally, I still use the whitepages AND yellowpages occasionally. Especially when I'm new to a city(happens to me more than most).

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    12. Re:Simple option? by houghi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it is only a CD, make the ISO downloadable.

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    13. Re:Simple option? by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not everyone has a computer, not everyone has one with a CD(today). I'm still waiting on internet service at home; the phonebook has been a lifesaver at the moment.

      I picked a couple up at the local telephone company store, they just have a bin of them, a lot like how JCPenny and Sears would have a stack of catalogs.

      Perhaps we can keep them, but do we need to print them every year anymore? Oh, and I'd say that since cell phone users have unlisted numbers by default, their usefullness is declining. Many younger people don't have home phones today, and that age is rising. Taxes on it are insane.

      I'll 'have' residential phone service because it came bundled with my internet*(any day now!). Still, there's no phone hooked up to it, so when it gets listed it'll just ring and ring. Maybe give direct them to the default mailbox that I won't monitor. Worse than useless, but I'll be in the whitepages because it'd cost $2/month for me NOT to be in there. Once I get more settled, I'm going to start calling to see if I can get the phone itself shut off - even if it only saves me the taxes, that'd likely be $12/month or so.

      *Better deal than cable, with which they'd effectively require me to buy cable, and the local cable has caps that the average slashdotter would bust without trying.

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    14. Re:Simple option? by JoelWink · · Score: 2, Informative

      For at least ten years now I have ritualistically picked these up (as well as the yellow pages) from my front porch and carried them directly through the back door to my recycle bin.

    15. Re:Simple option? by Lumbre · · Score: 1

      If you're that worried about the paper, why do you stick it in the trash? That's one part of the year I actually use my white recycling bin.

      Plus, there are charity recycling programs out there for new/used phone books.

      They consolidated our White & Yellow pages a few years ago and now it's only published yearly, though I still don't use it.

    16. Re:Simple option? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      The problem is that people are using them less and less and there's more and more directories available. I can't recall the last time I looked anything up in the phone book as it's usually more convenient to look it up online. I also have the ability to look up reviews and coupons while I'm at it.

    17. Re:Simple option? by Cwix · · Score: 1

      I never said getting rid of them completely was a good idea. Just that I would like to get one on a CD.

      I don't particularly like looking up phone numbers online, especially white page numbers. If I had a CD it would save me time and trouble. They also shouldn't be to expensive. I'm sure the phone company already has all this information in a digital format, and CDs are dirt cheap.

      A quick google shows that 81% of people in the US own a computer. (As of June of 07) Putting it on a CD, or making the ISO available for download could save the phone companies large amounts of money, while still providing numbers from an authoritative source. The other 20% can opt in for a paper book.

      http://www.leichtmanresearch.com/press/060707release.html

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    18. Re:Simple option? by JSC · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I used my phone book just the day before yesterday. Probably the first time I've needed it in 3-4 years. I had to look up the number for Verizon tech support because my DSL connection died.

      I actually sat there for 5 minutes trying to figure out how I was going to look up the number without Internet access before I remembered the phone book.

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    19. Re:Simple option? by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that anybody that can use the CD can already access it online. I'm sure there's probably a few people who can't, but they can use a paper version along with the folks who don't have a computer at all. I'd wager that it's a similar group of folks.

    20. Re:Simple option? by MrLogic17 · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://www.yellowpagesoptout.com/

      This site will search, based on your zip code, for all opt-out options available in your area.

      This site made the rounds last month on a number of blogs....

    21. Re:Simple option? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or just post it on the Internet?

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    22. Re:Simple option? by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Perhaps my internet isn't working. Perhaps id like to have a phonebook released by an authoritative source. I don't want to have to search for an individual's phone number online. Its an exercise in futility.

      Its not like I'm going to cost them a lot of money.. I mean sending me a CD once a year cant cost much. America Online sent them to everyone in America for years, even when people used them for target practice. Im sure the same company that charges me 40 dollars a month for phone service can afford to spend 25 cents mailing me a cd. Hell tack the 25 cents onto my bill.

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    23. Re:Simple option? by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      Probably because it's not worth driving down to somewhere that will take your new phone book off your hands. Recycling makes sense in bulk, but it's too much of a hassle to do for a single book.

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    24. Re:Simple option? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I use the phonebook too; it's faster than going to the computer, turning it on, waiting for it to boot, loading up FF, clicking on the Canada411 link in the toolbar, and typing in the name... retyping the name because it changed the focus and cleared the data I'd already entered... then changing the city because ONE TIME I looked up a number in a different city... then waiting for the search results to filter.

      Oh, the version of me that looked up the number in a phone book is already done ordering the pizza.

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    25. Re:Simple option? by Internal+Modem · · Score: 1

      This is about the White Pages -- residential listings without advertisements.

    26. Re:Simple option? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      I have a cell phone (Droid) with internet access. Granted, there is a chance both my cable internet and cellular service could both go down at the same time, but honestly, what are the chances of that happening outside of an event such as a hurricane. And I'll know well enough in advance of a hurricane coming to jot down some important phone numbers among other things.

    27. Re:Simple option? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Our local garbage/sewage/water utility provides a recycle bin for free upon request and this service adds nothing to the monthly bill, so the only extra effort is pulling two cans out to the road on pickup day, rather than one.

    28. Re:Simple option? by bigdanmoody · · Score: 1

      Currently Yellowpagesoptout.com can show you a list of phone books delivered to your zip code, and provides a link to the opt-out form for each. It's not nearly as convenient as having a one-time all-inclusive opt-out, but I found it was well worth it not to have a new phone book appear on my doorstep every other month.

    29. Re:Simple option? by Sot32 · · Score: 1

      The idea they have of making it available on CD or in print, on request, is the best way to go.

      On request, I agree with you. But if the paper copies I'm currently routing directly to the recycle bin are just replaced with CDs, I won't be feeling so green anymore.

    30. Re:Simple option? by mikestew · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's me looking up the pizza place: grab one of the multitude of computers in the house, wait two seconds while it wakes from sleep. Cmd-Tab to browser, Cmd-T for a new tab, type "$PIZZA_PLACE redmond" in the search box, click (what is typically) the first link if the phone number isn't already displayed in the link preview. Oh, who am I kidding? I have their website bookmarked and ordered it online.

      To each their own, and your task flow is obviously different than mine (what is this "boot" you speak of?), but there's no way the pizza would get here any quicker if I used a phone book.

    31. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when you reduce the "circulation" numbers the advetising revenue stays the same, right?

      Have you ever seen the WHITE PAGES? It's not advertising. Last time I looked at one there was very little in the way of advertising, excepting a few larger or block type ads in the back of the book where the business entries are. It would seem that the YELLOW pages would be where the revenue is coming in.

      So yeah, I'd say allowing to opt out and only publishing books for people who want them would offset that minuscule cost.

    32. Re:Simple option? by QuantumLeaper · · Score: 1

      I would love if you could opt out, I get 3 different phone books each year, 2 big ones (one only yellow pages) and 1 smaller phone book. The only thing I use is the coupons in the back of the book, since if you have a cell phone you have to pay to have your number listed, unlike a land line which is a free listing. All my friends and most of my family have only cell phones, so I can't use it to look up there numbers. I think I have used it once in the past year and that was to help someone looking for a person with my last name.

    33. Re:Simple option? by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I keep my paper phone book in the car, where I'm not liable to be able to look something up online.

    34. Re:Simple option? by IICV · · Score: 1

      Browser? Who needs a browser? I just invoke piazzaparty from the command line.

    35. Re:Simple option? by GungaDan · · Score: 4, Informative

      "how I was going to look up the number without Internet access"

      It's printed on the bill they send you every month.

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    36. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually sat there for 5 minutes trying to figure out how I was going to look up the number without Internet access before I remembered the phone book.

      I assume you get a bill? Ok maybe you're a greenie and go paperless. What about the original setup/contract/invoice when you got the service installed? Got a cell phone with internet on it? Or how about 411 on your cell?

    37. Re:Simple option? by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      That is, unfortunately, not true everywhere. I live in an apartment complex, which is in an area with several large complexes. The city provides residential recycling pickup, but for some reason not for apartments. You would think that it would be trivial to just add a bin next to the dumpster for recyclables -- certainly a lot cheaper than picking up from every house -- but for some reason the city's not interested.

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    38. Re:Simple option? by MatthewCCNA · · Score: 1

      What about directory assistance?

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    39. Re:Simple option? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      I can beat that!

      1. Nudge mouse on desktop to wake up my computer.
      2. Tap control key twice to bring up Google search widget.
      3. type: pizza + zip code

      On my cell phone:
      1. Press microphone button on Bing widget (fsck you, Verizon) and say "pizza"

    40. Re:Simple option? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      I'm too cheap to pay the fee. Anyways, I keep a pretty extensive phone list on my droid as well as my ipad and pc, so it's not like I don't already have most phone numbers I really need (calling Panera Bread or Walmart while the phones and internet are down is not really a high priority).

    41. Re:Simple option? by D+Ninja · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean the one that they deliver to my inbox? (People still use paper bills?)

    42. Re:Simple option? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I know that if there was a simple phone number to call, and all I had to do is call in and say "Hi, I live here, don't bring me a phonebook, thanks" I would do that and be done with it.

      I haven't tried to opt out of a phone book because when they come to my apartment complex, it's pretty clear they would give me one no matter what. The phone book looks like it's about 50% ads so it's either free to the company or they actually make money. They undoubtedly give a high school kid a stack to drop on every door as well. Some of my neighbors never picked up their phone book, 6 months later a new phone book was delivered on top of the old one. If an old rotting phone book doesn't tell them to stop delivering a phone book, I doubt an opt out is going to do anything.

    43. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get a bill every month, it's all by email and automated payments. Of course I could just ask a friend to look it up for me, so no big deal if the net is down for me.

    44. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The simplest solution would be to transition to a print-on-demand service for those who want a paper residential telephone directory.

    45. Re:Simple option? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      A phone book was delivered to me today, in London.

      I'm sure they used to cover a large area (all of West London, say), but this one is only for an area with 300000 people. It's smaller than I remember: about 15cm by 30cm, with just 200 pages. Perhaps this is so it fits through my letterbox. 1/3 is classifieds, 1/3 business, 1/3 residential. A few (less than 1%) of the residential numbers are for mobile phones (you have to opt-in to get a mobile number into the book -- the same for a landline, but those contracts obviously last a lot longer). There are about 32000 residential numbers in the book out of 110000 occupied residences. I'd guess almost all of them have a landline phone, and almost all residents over 12 years old (260k people) have at least one mobile phone.

      Less than 30% of homes with residents have their phone number in the book.

      (Like 30% of homes round here, no one in this one has a car. I've stuck the book in the back of the cupboard, in case of zombie attack. All figures from the 2001 census.)

    46. Re:Simple option? by men0s · · Score: 1

      Or, if they wanted to print even LESS phone books, use an opt-in solution. Much better solution and no bother for the hyper-majority of us that don't really want a phone book anymore.

    47. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paperless billing... Go green :).

    48. Re:Simple option? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      A plaintext file would be best, of course if anyone tried to open it with a plaintext editor it might crash, but the trick is to run "grep -i "john smith" phonebook2010.txt"

      I'd keep a plaintext phone book on my phone.

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    49. Re:Simple option? by Eravau · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The one you get on-line?

    50. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who gets dead tree bills anymore?

      This conversation really makes you see the point of broadband service as a universal utility.

    51. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if I use paperless billing?

    52. Re:Simple option? by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

      6-1-1 ?

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    53. Re:Simple option? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      People with smartphones or with computers on sleep (like me) bypass the most time consuming part of that. WhitePages.com have apps for iPhone/Android/BlackBerry and a mobile address.

    54. Re:Simple option? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Here we have a number we can call (1820) that you can call to get info like that, and more. It's paid, but it's definitively cheaper than producing a phone book for the couple of times per year I use it, besides working anywhere.

    55. Re:Simple option? by guruevi · · Score: 1

      That's because you're doing it wrong.

      1) Don't turn off your computer, my laptop wastes less than 1W in standby and since I use it every day, it's probably cheaper and definitely more convenient to leave it in standby. My iDevice lasts even longer and hardly has an option to turn it off.

      2) Use a decent website or a dedicated application to look up numbers. Mac OS X has great applications in the Dashboard for it (2 clicks) and even Google understands , , and returns a phone number.

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    56. Re:Simple option? by falsified · · Score: 1

      Agreed. And these things are dense. You may as well drop off a block of wood on everyone's porch.

      Multiply that by the fact that they seem to drop off a copy for each person in an unmarried household around here, and there are multiple companies that make these (well, that's more about the yellow pages, I guess), and we're talking about a decent-sized stand of trees each year.

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    57. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "how I was going to look up the number without Internet access"

      It's printed on the bill they send you every month.

      Printed bill? Sent through the post office? People still do that?

    58. Re:Simple option? by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that, haven't received it since early 2000

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    59. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how many trees are used to make all of these phone books. I think the world would be a shade or to more green without them.

    60. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the one I get online?

    61. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you referring to the electronic bill that I receive in my email?

    62. Re:Simple option? by anonymousNR · · Score: 1

      Friends ?? not trolling. Whenever I get stuck in a new place, or theres no internet I simply call some of my friends and ask them to help, some use internet to help and some don't but sure try to help me in different ways.
      some even help at inappropriate times.

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    63. Re:Simple option? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Back when phone books on CD first came out there was this notion that they had to have DRM so that you couldn't search for a number and get a name and address. People actually called that a "reverse search" as if you needed a different mode to grep that way.

      I wonder if we are over that now?

    64. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird process you've got there. I just hit the search button on my phone, then say 'pizza', then thumb through the results and select the phone number for whichever looks most appealing.

    65. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... without a computer, and without Internet, how on earth did you post this comment? Telepathically?

    66. Re:Simple option? by crackspackle · · Score: 1

      I realize you're replying to the previous post, but most people if they were to use a phone book would use the yellow pages to find $PIZZA_PLACE, not the white pages which is what this story is about. That said, pizza places are a bad example because they, like most other chain restaurants and many independents have gone out of their way to be web-enabled.

      That's not true for most businesses. Try looking for a plumber, a mechanic or a lawyer online. You'll find them of course, all over the place. Google is good at local search but is still hit and miss. A more general search returns hundreds of hits, mostly through dubious link aggregators. The Yellow Pages gives you all local business providers all in one easy to find place.

    67. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but what if you are in "eco-bill" mode and you can't get on the net to check your gmail account for the bill?

    68. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paperless billing

    69. Re:Simple option? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2, Funny

      stick squarely in the trash... most of these things are just tossed, unopened.

      Unopened doesn't mean unused. For instance, if you replace your vegetable crisper with phone books, your fridge can now hold a keg level.

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    70. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the bill they e-mail to you? Seriously, stop killing trees.

    71. Re:Simple option? by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      But a lot more fun. Phonebooks don't make good Frisbees

    72. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you in pensacola? the panera at cordova?

    73. Re:Simple option? by trigpoint · · Score: 1

      Same here in Leicestershire, there are so few residential numbers in the phonebook (most are ex-directory), that mine goes straight from the letterbox to the recycling bin. If we want someone to phone us, we give them the number. Use of our landline has fallen to practically zero, I haven't given my landline number to friends for years, they have my mobile as its me they want to speak to, not the house. The landline is needed for broadband, and its cheaper for non-geographical numbers and international calls. Do Americans not have the same ease of going ex-directory as we do?

    74. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which is electronic, accessed through..... the internet.

      (Ok, I save every one to my local drive, but perhaps not everyone does that.)

    75. Re:Simple option? by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      I've come pretty far down the thread without anyone explaining to me why there is still content for the white pages.

      I mean, you're normally not listed there if you have a cell, right? or VOIP? How many non-businesses (aka non-yellow page fodder) still have landlines?

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    76. Re:Simple option? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      How many non-businesses (aka non-yellow page fodder) still have landlines?

      LOTS of people, apparently, going by how thick the white pages still are.

      For example, my parents ended up getting one because it's essentially free with their internet and their house is a cell dead zone. I'm getting one because they didn't want to disclose that a dry line is possible for DSL.

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    77. Re:Simple option? by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      For example, my parents ended up getting one because it's essentially free with their internet and their house is a cell dead zone.

      Hunh. "Free with their internet" would normally indicate VOIP on cable or channelized DSL where I live. So those guys get listed in the white pages then?

      Man, I can't even keep track. :D Next question: Who actually wants to be listed in the white pages? :P

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    78. Re:Simple option? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Channelized DSL? No, it's called 'the phone company charges as much for phone + DSL as they do for phone alone'.

      As for being listed, I don't particularly want to be, but I will be anyways because they want that $2/month fee to NOT be listed. Too bad I can't just say 'no' on the month they're finalizing the listing to send to the printers.

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    79. Re:Simple option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would have to be opt in, otherwise you end up with the situation where I call them, say don't deliver, then move out - the next person is expecting a directory but the address is marked as do not deliver so they call up to complain.

      Not really.

      The option is linked to the account (the phone number), not the address. You leave, maybe take your number (and option) with you to the next address. The next tenant moves in, sets up a new account and chooses his own option.aiding

  2. Not everyone is 20 by blai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some find it easier to open a book than to get a computer up.

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    1. Re:Not everyone is 20 by revlayle · · Score: 1

      For now. When the tech generation becomes the older generation, we'll probably never see them again. However, while there are people like my dad, for example, still alive, the book will be them around (that being said, I do want my dad to stick around for a few more years, even if it mean a few more dead trees ;) )

    2. Re:Not everyone is 20 by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I'm 46, and I have wanted the phone book to go away for over 10 years. Based on the drop in phone books, most people don't want it, AND most people are well over 20.

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    3. Re:Not everyone is 20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh? So what you are saying is that if you're old you're too dumb to use a computer? You're a jerk.

    4. Re:Not everyone is 20 by Defenestrar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about when the power is out? How do you get the number to call hot food service X? or gym Y across town to see if they have power and hot showers? What if it's an extended outage and you are calling to see if grocery store Z is open (with or without power) to replenish your staples (food not brads)? Not only do the companies save money by not printing, but they make money every time you would have used the resource they are no longer providing when you call information.

    5. Re:Not everyone is 20 by bastia · · Score: 2, Informative

      TFA is talking about the residential white pages. Not the yellow pages.

    6. Re:Not everyone is 20 by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Your whitepages must be different than mine, as mine has businesses listed in addition to people.

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    7. Re:Not everyone is 20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess one could always drive around and find out if the grocery store is open or not.

    8. Re:Not everyone is 20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know anyone who doesn't either keep their computer in sleep mode or just leave it on practically all the time, including very old people.

      The computer and Internet are modern fixtures, to most people they are too important to not have available at a moments notice.

    9. Re:Not everyone is 20 by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Mobile internet? Go there and see if they're open? My phone charges in my car, and I can find any place, and often the hours without having to actually call.

      If you really want a phone book, then get one. They're not saying they won't have one. They're just saying that they won't give you one unless you ask for it. If you still have a wired phone and no mobile Internet, then you can ask for one.

    10. Re:Not everyone is 20 by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      I think there's a pretty simple consistancy check to run here - if you are using your home phone to do these things, then sure, you might want a phonebook. But most people have cell phones. If you belong to a gym, you could have put the contact entry in there (though I don't expect you to have your grocery store.) But even more people nowadays have smartphones - it's one quick trip to Google Maps for me. Same data, less dead trees.

    11. Re:Not everyone is 20 by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Call someone with power?

      I mean, if you have a phone that works, you have the ability to call people and ask them to find a number for you. If you don't have a phone that works, a phone book won't help you anyway.

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    12. Re:Not everyone is 20 by delinear · · Score: 1

      What if the telephone line goes down, or it's too dark to see and you don't have a torch/candles to read the directory, or your kids used it to make a papier-mâché volcano for a school project? We can all come up with circumstances where method X will be rendered useless by event Y, but seriously, for most people this isn't an issue, and for the ones where it is an issue they'll more than likely have a contingency (like writing down some useful numbers, or just driving to the store to see if they have power, or even using the internet on their mobile phone). And if they don't plan ahead before the first outage they almost certainly will after the first outage. I've had one power outage in the last decade, despite last year being the worst winter on record or something - it lasted precisely two hours and, even if I'd wanted to phone someone, I would have been screwed trying to find the phone book buried in some cupboard in the dark.

    13. Re:Not everyone is 20 by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Yeah! In a blackout, how would I ever get the number for 911?

    14. Re:Not everyone is 20 by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      I find it is much easier to visit wap.thephonebook.com, type in the details and tap on the phone number to dial it.
      Having said that, in England, most people have opted out of appearing on both the dead tree and online versions of the phone book, so there is usually more chance of finding the number on my phone's address book than in the official phone book.

    15. Re:Not everyone is 20 by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Some find it easier to open a book than to get a computer up.

      A lot of things are harder to get up as you age.

    16. Re:Not everyone is 20 by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      I go to google maps on my phone, use the location search to find grocery stores near me and tap on the phone numbers to call them. If there is no battery power left on my phone to do that, there probably isn't any to make the call either.

    17. Re:Not everyone is 20 by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      What about when the power is out?

      I realize TFA is talking about the white pages, but that is exactly the only time I've used the phone book in the last xx years. Power out...call the elec company. What's the number? Can't look it up, no internet. Can't look on a bill, all paperless. (And no, we don't have net enabled smartphones) Had to dig out the yellow pages.

      The only other time I've used either is as a booster seat for one of the grandkids.

      I say ditch it, unless you opt in.

    18. Re:Not everyone is 20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of the examples you listed are in the WHITE pages anyway. They would be in the YELLOW pages.

    19. Re:Not everyone is 20 by dhammond · · Score: 1

      There are going to be cases where you wish you had a phone book, just like there are going to be cases where you wish there was a phone booth on the corner. Most of the time it's not needed, so it goes the way of the dodo. As it should, really.

    20. Re:Not everyone is 20 by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      What happens when the power failure takes out the cell phone towers near you?

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    21. Re:Not everyone is 20 by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

      20? You surely mean 40 or even older. Even my grandparents use the Internet for this sort of thing! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll get off your lawn.

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    22. Re:Not everyone is 20 by houghi · · Score: 1

      If you are so often in a situation that you need to rely on the white pages, there are several options:
      1) Move to a place where they do not have that many power outages
      2) Put those numbers down on a piece of paper up front.

      The last longer power outage was 2 hours. Some smaller ones of 10 minutes. A total of about 10 in the last 20+ years. In none of them did I need to call the gym to see if they had hot water or see if the grocery was open.

      I also was out of hot water for a few days once and instead of calling some gym, I used cold water to wash myself.

      Say you need about 25 numbers for emergency situations (like a gym) just write them down. That does not mean that having several thousands of numbers you will never use send to you each in dead trees and every year.

      For the few times I can't find a number, I just call information and they put me right through, sms me the number or tell me the number.

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    23. Re:Not everyone is 20 by jonbryce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then I won't be able to phone the grocery store anyway. I suppose I could try and dig out a landline phone from my cupboard and try and plug it in by candlelight, but to be honest it would be quicker just to step outside and walk to the local town centre. For me, and quite a lot of other people, a landline is something you use to attach an ADSL modem to.

    24. Re:Not everyone is 20 by idontgno · · Score: 1

      In large American markets, business and residential white pages are distinct volumes. But presumably the "ditch white pages" argument includes the business listings.

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    25. Re:Not everyone is 20 by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      I use my mobile phone. It has the ability to use Google and Google Maps. I charge it from my car. Phone books aren't necessary for me.

    26. Re:Not everyone is 20 by tepples · · Score: 1

      But even more people nowadays have smartphones

      The upper middle class does, but until the price of U.S. smartphone service falls from $69.99 per month, the working class will continue to make do with a home phone and/or a "feature phone".

    27. Re:Not everyone is 20 by tukang · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What about when the power is out? How do you get the number to call hot food service X? or gym Y across town to see if they have power and hot showers? What if it's an extended outage and you are calling to see if grocery store Z is open (with or without power) to replenish your staples (food not brads)?

      1-800-GOOG-411

    28. Re:Not everyone is 20 by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      Which is why "The directories will be available ... printed ... upon request".

    29. Re:Not everyone is 20 by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      You write their number with a pen on a piece of paper.

    30. Re:Not everyone is 20 by Internal+Modem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      411

    31. Re:Not everyone is 20 by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of this guy I spoke to once. He told me, and I quote, "My wife thinks the computer is the devil." And said it with all seriousness. Some people hate computers. I have no idea how you could hate something so awesome. But I think you are right, as the current generation supplants the baby boomers, things like this will go the way of the cassette tape. And for the obvious questions, a cassette tape is a magnetic media format used back in the time when people had to watch out for velociraptors crossing the road while riding on the back of their triceratops.

    32. Re:Not everyone is 20 by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Add another 25 years to that at least. Even my parents have no use for a phone book and they exceed 20 + 25.

    33. Re:Not everyone is 20 by Randomish · · Score: 1

      I think there may be some confusion by "power being out = no phone capability" because for the most part, people have WIRELESS phones nowadays, which require power to operate. So, while service is still being delivered through the lines during an outage, you need a (seemingly rare) WIRED phone in order to place a call. Just my 2

    34. Re:Not everyone is 20 by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      I know many people who still keep a cord phone back in a closet for such a purpose. It was more common when I lived in less population dense areas and a power outage typically lasted a few days to a couple of weeks depending on the event and their location in the grid.

    35. Re:Not everyone is 20 by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      There is no "tech generation." I know people in their twenties without computers, the most high tech gear they own are their cell phones. Meanwhile, at age 58 I've owned computers for thirty years, and young friends come to me for help with their technology.

      Technology has been around since way before anyone now alive was born. What we're saying about computers, people were saying 100 years ago about telephones.

      My maternal grandfather grumbled when my uncle built a bathroom in Grandpa's house. "I've lived seventy odd years without indoor plumbing, and I don't need it now!" Now my dad says the same thing about cell phones and computers.

      There will be tech in the next 20-30 years you can't dream of today that people will wonder how they ever got along without, and they will decry your generation's ignorance of technology.

      Like everything else, technology evolves. It didn't just appear out of nowhere.

    36. Re:Not everyone is 20 by falsified · · Score: 1

      What happens if basic domestic services no longer exist for a significant period of time? I'm worrying about shit more important than the fact that I'm out of Doritos!

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    37. Re:Not everyone is 20 by falsified · · Score: 1

      The last time I used the yellow pages was probably three years ago.

      The last time I used the white pages, I was probably nine or ten. I can't think of a time where I needed to call someone's residence where the number was not personally given to me.

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    38. Re:Not everyone is 20 by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If your phone line is down, what use is the phone, Mr. Anderson?

    39. Re:Not everyone is 20 by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Chances are, if your power's out, your phone will be too, since the cables are strung from the same poles as the electric wires.

    40. Re:Not everyone is 20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some find it easier to open a book than to get a computer up.

      My son once emailed me to ask what a word meant. He explained, "I could look it up, but the dictionary is alllll the way overrrr therrre, across the room.

      I emailed back the meaning and noted, "There are lots of good dictionaries online."

      His answer: "Oh yeah -- I sometimes forget what I have here in front of me."

    41. Re:Not everyone is 20 by kinema · · Score: 1

      GOOG-411 has been discontinued. All we're left with is BING-411 which it typical Microsoft fashion doesn't have as nice of an interface.

    42. Re:Not everyone is 20 by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Power cables in the UK are generally underground except for the high voltage grid network. Phone cables are sometimes underground as well.

    43. Re:Not everyone is 20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct. I live in the Northern VA area, where Verizon wants to discontinue the white pages. Our phone book comes as two, 3-inch thick volumes. One for the white pages, the other the yellow pages.

  3. Good riddance by alazor · · Score: 1

    They're an enormous waste of energy and trees. I can't remember the last time I kept on longer than the walk from the front door to the recycle bin.

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    1. Re:Good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Every tree that was cut down and processed into paper for the phone book was grown specifically for that purpose.

      If the demand for paper goes down, then the amount of trees farmed will go down meaning the net change due to printing in the long-term tree population will be ZERO.

    2. Re:Good riddance by delinear · · Score: 1

      It's still a waste of a tree, even if that tree wouldn't have been grown otherwise. If the amount of carbon created by processing, printing and distributing a tree's worth of these things is greater than the amount of carbon cleaned by that tree in its lifetime, then it's still a net gain.

    3. Re:Good riddance by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Not true, you can't exclude the cost of planting, harvesting and transporting the products. Weyerhauser isn't going to just strip the ground of trees and other vegetation and keep it that way if they can't sell wood for paper. More likely they'd find another use for it such as burning to produce clean energy.

  4. I simply throw them away or recycle by revlayle · · Score: 1

    Is there a way I can tell whoever that delivers them to "not bother"? Even then it seems like I get them from MULTIPLE companies not even associated with a phone company anymore. So they deliver them, and I chuck them... about 4-5 times a year. Internet and/or smart phone usually gets all the info I need.

    1. Re:I simply throw them away or recycle by tverbeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They might include a "white pages" phone listing, but the point of those books is the "yellow pages": the advertising section. Those aren't going away, and asking to opt out of receiving them is going to be as fruitless as asking to opt out of junk mail. Less, in fact, because instead of being delivered by a single government-authorized agency (the USPS), the people delivering those worthless books to your door are a bunch of underemployed seasonal contractors working for several marketing firms. They aren't going to get any "do not deliver" notice, and wouldn't bother honoring it if they did (since they get paid per pound of wood-pulp delivered).

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    2. Re:I simply throw them away or recycle by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As long as they are selling ads, they don't care if you use it.

      The correct phrase to help banish phone books is "I found your business online".

    3. Re:I simply throw them away or recycle by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      If I happen to see them doing deliveries I ask them not to leave one and they don't. Otherwise, the trash can is between the end of the house and the door...

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    4. Re:I simply throw them away or recycle by alta · · Score: 1

      I called yellow book once and told them that one of their representatives had left their trash in my yard, littering. I cited the local fine for littering and told them that if they didn't come get it I was calling the police. The next day it was gone.

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    5. Re:I simply throw them away or recycle by Cwix · · Score: 1

      It would be better if you took it to a recycling center. Alot of cities have neighborhood recycling centers, and youd do the trees a favor if youd drop it off there instead of the trash can.

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    6. Re:I simply throw them away or recycle by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Meh. I still need kindling to start fires in the fireplace, and since I stopped getting the newspaper the unused phone book pages work great ;)

    7. Re:I simply throw them away or recycle by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      It's actually a myth that you'd be 'doing the trees a favor.'

      Pulpwood is grown specifically for paper making, on land that otherwise probably wouldn't have trees planted on it. The trees on pulp woodlots are well tended and maintained. So using lots of paper might have other negative impacts, but you do the trees a favor when you use it. Their very existence depends on there being a use for the wood.

    8. Re:I simply throw them away or recycle by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Either way, whats the point in filling up the landfill with phonebooks? Yes, I'm sure that a lot of the phonebook easily biodegrades, except for the cover and any glossy pages or whatnot. That is unless the book is in a trash bag, then it degrading will probably take much longer.

      Its been a while, but I read an article on how newspapers have been found in landfills, and are still legible after 50 years.

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    9. Re:I simply throw them away or recycle by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I was getting a lot of offers for somebody with a misspelled version of my last name. So, I started sending the paperwork back to them without filling in any information and eventually they stopped sending me anything.

      Most of the time there's some place to opt out as it's a waste of their money to send things to people that definitely aren't interested.

    10. Re:I simply throw them away or recycle by nblender · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what happens in the canadian city where I live... We didn't receive white pages this year but we received 2 copies of the yellow pages plus 2 copies of the 'mini yellow pages' that they want you to put in your cars.

      It's offensive.

    11. Re:I simply throw them away or recycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be better if you took it to a recycling center. Alot of cities have neighborhood recycling centers, and youd do the trees a favor if youd drop it off there instead of the trash can.

      Forgive my ignorance - do you not have routine recycling collection for homes in the US? I live in the UK (households have an 'orange bin' or 'orange bags' for recycling provided by the council free of charge) and I just presumed the US would have something similar.

      No judgement or malice behind this question just genuinely curious.

    12. Re:I simply throw them away or recycle by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Some places do, some do not. In some of the major cities they do have curbside recycling. In my city they don't, but there are neighborhood recycling centers everywhere here. I pass 3 on the way to college, and there is another located at my college. So it isn't a large problem for me to drop the stuff off.

      They also schedule neighborhood recycling for dangerous household chemicals, like paints. These are usually once a year or so for the neighborhood. If I'm not mistaken they will even take CRTs at these events.

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  5. Suprised! by bchickens · · Score: 1

    I am very suprised it took this long for them to realize that the phone book is a thing of the past. Only thing I ever think of when I look at a phone book is Terminator when he is killing all the Sarah Connors in order! See? Another reason not to be in the book!

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    1. Re:Suprised! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. Why didn't Kyle Reese get sent back a few years earlier to tell Sarah Connor to get an unlisted number?

    2. Re:Suprised! by hedwards · · Score: 3, Funny

      Come with me if you want that listing.

  6. it's about by geekoid · · Score: 1

    damn time.

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  7. A new problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now what will short people sit on?

    1. Re:A new problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My lap.

  8. I'm torn by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

    On one hand I never use the thing making it a giant waste of paper.

    On the other hand when the power is out it comes in handy as all my numbers are either stored in autodial or a local Google search away both of which don't work with the power off...

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    1. Re:I'm torn by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 0

      ...

      You lost me.

      Are you using a mobile phone? Then why aren't the numbers in your phone...

      Are you using a landline? YOUR POWER IS OUT!

    2. Re:I'm torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Landline? You do not need POWER to use a landline phone if you have a regular (not a cordless) phone.

    3. Re:I'm torn by Tsiangkun · · Score: 4, Informative

      Phone lines work in a power outage. your caps suggest you don't know this.

    4. Re:I'm torn by Simmeh · · Score: 1

      In my country, phone lines operate separate to residential power.

    5. Re:I'm torn by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      Landline phones are powered through the phone line itself, so they still (usually) function in a power outage. They only time they don't is when there's some major localized problem, like a tree taking down the utility pole right outside your house. Cordless phones and other fancy devices won't likely work, but a plain telephone will.

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    6. Re:I'm torn by pavon · · Score: 1

      Landlines work when the power is out. They are powered by voltage on the phone line which is supplied separately from your electrical connection.

      But yeah, I don't get what he is saying about phone numbers either.

    7. Re:I'm torn by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Apparently I'm living in the stone age - other people's phones work when the power is uot.

    8. Re:I'm torn by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Mine never have. So yes - I feel quite sheepish now.

    9. Re:I'm torn by Isaac-1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      As a person that lives in hurricane country, I can tell you that during a major disaster cell service is one of the first things to go. Landline service will often be up and running when nothing else works, electricity out for 100 miles in every direction for days and the land lines still work.

    10. Re:I'm torn by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      Good old copper landlines still work just fine without power.

      More accurately, if you're on a copper line then you get all the power you need for free right from the phone company.

    11. Re:I'm torn by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Are you using a landline? YOUR POWER IS OUT!

      In many places, landline handsets are powered from the switch office (... which is on UPS) via the phone line, and not from your house's power. So the phone will work (in some minimal mode) even though all the other appliances won't.

    12. Re:I'm torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are you from? At least in my area, they are indeed independent. As long as I'm using a regular old corded phone and not a cordless that needs a power source, the land line will operate just fine if the power or power lines are compromised.

    13. Re:I'm torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you were going to say that you would have nothing left to rip in half to impress your friends (or your mother).

    14. Re:I'm torn by robot256 · · Score: 1

      Back in the stone age, phones worked when the power went out. Now that we're in the enlightened age, we have far more downstream switching hardware on limited-time UPSs which when they run out, entire network segments go down.

      Bizarre circumstances do arise, however. Last summer, the power went out for much of my county for a couple of days. My neighbors on RCN land lines had no phone service, but when I hooked some solar panels up to my FIOS modem, I discovered that the upstream FIOS routers were still functioning. It may have turned off the Internet, but phone traffic was getting through. So maybe with even more advanced technology we can return to stone-age functionality.

    15. Re:I'm torn by cindyann · · Score: 1

      My land line is a VOIP phone.

      When the power goes out, assuming that the cable company's POP doesn't go down too, I have broadband and phone for as long as the UPS that the cable modem and telephone adapter are on has juice..

      Unfortunately my wireless land line phone isn't also on the UPS.

      Not sure any of that matters; I've got a cell phone, and actually the land line's days are numbered.

    16. Re:I'm torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you just only have portable phones. Try an old skool wired phone (with no gadgets like caller ID that require you to plug it into AC power as well) and you'll find it works.

    17. Re:I'm torn by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Cordless phones dont for obvious reasons. A simple 1980s style corded phone will work fine when the power is out. Although.. I havnt used one like that since I was a child.

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    18. Re:I'm torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine never have.

      I assure you, they have, you just don't own a phone that doesn't require power.

    19. Re:I'm torn by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      In the US anyway, the phone companies have their own power backups for when the power goes out. However, if a tree falls on your power line and cuts both the power and the phone lines, then yes both will be out. If you have a cordless phone with no UPS, then will not work either.

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    20. Re:I'm torn by alta · · Score: 1

      Seriously? Obviously it's not going to work with VOIP, but you've had a POTS line that didn't work when the power was out? Not a cordless phone... needs a power receiver. Just a simple ol' phone plugged into the wall.

      The phone system runs on 48v, it's always there. There are some variances, such as when it rings it goes up to 90v. I'm surprised fewer people haven't tried to tap this power source.

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    21. Re:I'm torn by compro01 · · Score: 1

      I presume you live in a high rise apartment building or something in a large city. That's the only instance I can think of where the loss of mains power will kill the phones, and only then if the building owners are too lazy/cheap to set up proper backup power for the system.

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    22. Re:I'm torn by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Just in case the previous ten comments weren't enough, I thought I'd mention that phones work when the power is out.

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    23. Re:I'm torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hah, i didn't either. But kudos for admitting it! :)

    24. Re:I'm torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if your phone is wireless. Pretty much all of the wireless-type home phones require power beyond what the line carries

    25. Re:I'm torn by delinear · · Score: 1

      Why not buy a note book and write down all your important numbers. That way you have a point of reference if the power's out, but you don't have to feel you're wasting more paper than necessary to achieve this.

    26. Re:I'm torn by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised fewer people haven't tried to tap this power source.

      It's because the number of amps you can draw this way is rather pathetic; even less than a PoE hookup. Try to draw too much and the system thinks there's a short and shuts your line off.

      There was an advertisement for an adapter that showed somebody powering a vacuum off the phone line circulating a few years back(done in a 60's style), but I'm not sure if it was a 60's hoax or a more modern one.

      Oh, and I once had a cordless phone that had a spare battery charger in the base - the neat thing was that the base would use that battery in a power outage to keep working.

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    27. Re:I'm torn by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Not if it's a cordless phone. The current that's in the phone line is pretty much just enough to cover a limited number of phones with ringer, it's not going to do you any good at all if you're using a cordless phone.

    28. Re:I'm torn by lazyforker · · Score: 1

      If the power was out he/she wouldn't be able to read your useless /. post but would, in fact, be able to make a 'phone call from his/her landline. The landlines ("subscriber loops") are powered by the telcos. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plain_old_telephone_service

    29. Re:I'm torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad copper is being replaced by fiber, and there's nothing you can do about it.

      Battery back up is all you get now, and even that might not work if the fiber is down...

    30. Re:I'm torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just can't be on a wireless phone. Get the old rotary from the attic and it'll work perfectly.

    31. Re:I'm torn by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Mine never have.

      Are all your phones cordless? If so, there's your problem.

      For how frequently the power goes out where I live and how bad cell reception is I picked up a corded phone from the 70s at a garage sale. It's only happened once that the power and the phone were out so my ugly phone has generally been a lifesaver.

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    32. Re:I'm torn by rnelsonee · · Score: 1

      Actually VOIP phones do work in a power outage, at least in my area. During a friend's install, Verizon techs had to install a battery backup system that would work in the event of a power outage to ensure they could call 911 in an emergency.

    33. Re:I'm torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phone lines work in a power outage.

      your caps suggest you don't know this.

      They used to, but if your phone company has upgraded their infrastructure to fiber optics, usually they only work for about 30 minutes. At least that's been my experience.

    34. Re:I'm torn by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      Phone lines work in a power outage. your caps suggest you don't know this.

      Yes, phone lines carry their own power and if you actually have a plain old corded telephone you may be able to use it in a power outage. I have been able to do this. Then again, if both your power and phone come in on overhead lines, one falling tree limb could take out both.

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    35. Re:I'm torn by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      Good old copper landlines still work just fine without power.

      More accurately, if you're on a copper line then you get all the power you need for free right from the phone company.

      I wonder if anyone has ever tried to "steal" this power - i.e. use it for something other than their phone. Maybe a phone/space heater.

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    36. Re:I'm torn by Eil · · Score: 1

      Yes, POTS lines work in a power outage but this is dependent on two rather important conditions:

      1. You have a direct pair back to the CO. (Most businesses and many apartment complexes have intermediary equipment with no effective battery backup.)

      2. Your phone doesn't rely on mains power to operate. (Almost all landline phones sold these days require mains power to operate either because they're cordless or contain an answering machine.)

      I have a POTS line to my house and we have an unpowered, corded phone in the basement specifically for emergencies. We have had power outages where it didn't work, so I suspect there should be a #3 added to the list as well, I just don't know what it is.

    37. Re:I'm torn by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

      That totally smacks of effort though, mysterious people compile and deliver phone books to my house free of charge and yet I only have to use them when I'm in dire straits (internet is down, etc).

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    38. Re:I'm torn by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      The phone line works; your cordless phones don't because there's no power to the base station. Or, if you have Comcast, Vonnage, or some other VoIP based phone system, those will go out with the power. A large number of people don't have a handset that works without additional power.

    39. Re:I'm torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lasers ? (sharks optional).

    40. Re:I'm torn by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Depends on why the power went out. I've not had a power cut here... ever, actually. When I was growing up, the most common reason for a power outage was a tree falling down across a line, and that also had a habit of taking out the telephone lines at the same time. These days, I have a mobile phone that would still work when that happened.

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    41. Re:I'm torn by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      Some VOIP modems (almost certain Shaw's do) actually have a batter backup. Not sure how long it lasts but I'm sure you could hook a car battery up to it with something to use up the extra voltage with very little work.

    42. Re:I'm torn by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't be much point. The usual current limit on residential phones is pretty low, only about 25 milliamps, which would net you just over 1 Watt at standard 45V.

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  9. If they want to cut that cost by QuantumBeep · · Score: 1

    If they want to cut that cost, they will need to find a highly effective way to ensure that the handful of people who do use them (lots of elderly and poor folks) have a very easy way to get one.

    In the meantime, paper books aren't too hard on the environment, and the cost of printing them it nothing against even one month's profit on a landline phone.

    In short, the status quo isn't that bad.

    1. Re:If they want to cut that cost by robot256 · · Score: 1

      But they also have to pay to deliver them. I would probably be cheaper to mail them to the maybe 20% of users who request them than to go around throwing them at everybody's houses in your own trucks.

    2. Re:If they want to cut that cost by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      The cost is in the distribution. In many cases, phone books are profitable due to the menagerie of advertising they contain. There are quite a few for-profit companies out there doing this, but I imagine doing the leg work to make them profitable isn't something the utilities want to do.

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    3. Re:If they want to cut that cost by delinear · · Score: 1

      Maybe hand them out in libraries, GP surgeries or local government offices. That way they're relatively easy to access, the phone company saves some money on printing and distribution, the environment benefits from producing and distributing far less of these things, and the rest of us don't have yet another bunch of paper to carry out to the recycling bin.

    4. Re:If they want to cut that cost by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised. Phone books are heavy items, the USPS would charge a hefty fee for them.

      They're printed in such quantity and they're paid by the book delivered, it's quicker and cheaper to just use the trucks.

      Heck, in many of my areas phone book delivery is done by *VOLUNTEERS*. (scratches head).

      Now, that's something that'd likely go away if the white pages does, because with the white pages you can argue that you're delivering useful information to said elders and luddites. Well, at least useful, non-commercial information - you can argue that the ad-ridden yellow pages can pay for it's own delivery.

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    5. Re:If they want to cut that cost by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      Which makes you wonder ... are companies still paying the same amount for advertising in the Yellow Pages that they were ten years ago? If they are, maybe someone ought to clue them in that their only impressions are going to the kind of people that aren't able to use a computer. For some companies that may make sense, but I would bet that advertising in the phone book is a net loss for a lot of businesses.

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    6. Re:If they want to cut that cost by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Most people aren't aware that you can find (say) all/most plumbing companies in your area through Google Maps.

      From personal experience, I've found that one is usually more complete than the other for a specific type of listing. Sometimes it's the phone book, and other times it's the Internet. For instance, I was looking for a machine shop several months ago, and the local phone book had listings which Google wasn't aware of. Last week, I was looking for a HVAC cleaning company, and Google Maps had a couple more companies which were oddly missing from the YP.

      I work in IT but I will use the YP for maybe 50% of my 'local company' lookups. The numbers listed online are often 'incorrect' - the right company, but an old number or one that calls (for instance) the Police Department's investigations dept. instead of dispatch.

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  10. No way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What am I supposed to burn in my fireplace? Wood? Bull, you burn wood. This aint' 1876, bitch. I start my phone book fire by rubbing two Blackberry's together and heat the rest of the rooms in my house using monitors to watch my live video stream of the blaze.

    1. Re:No way! by nblender · · Score: 1

      rubbing blackberries together is for luddites... They have Lithium batteries.. Just short the batteries with a paperclip and stick them in the middle of the phonebook... I'll be warm and toasty while you're freezing your nads off....

  11. power outage by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1

    In a power outage, my landline phone and phone book still work well. Having the directory on CDROM would do nothing for me. Having it online would not help me out either. Not everyone lives near a cellular tower.

    1. Re:power outage by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Your phone works in a power outage?

      When did this happen? I must be living in the stone age.

    2. Re:power outage by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      Nobody is taking your landline away. So in a power outage you pop your CD into a laptop (our household has 4 of them ... well, 3, since one of them has a fried mainboard I think), look up the number you want, dial the digits, and tell the person who answers "yo dude ... I'm in a power outage over here."

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    3. Re:power outage by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      They've always worked that way.

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    4. Re:power outage by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Just who would you call during a power outage, out of the blue, all of a sudden? Knowing you won't have a big white book, you should have a small personal file/folder/address book containing emergency numbers. Or even without cellphone reception, you can still look it up in your mobile's own phonebook.

    5. Re:power outage by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      The situation is even more fundamental than this. Who on earth are you going to call in a powercut who's number wasn't already in your Mobile? If you can think of a list, then perhaps now is a good time to write those numbers down in an address book, or ... umm put them in your phone.

      If your greeting to them is "yo dude" I somehow doubt that they are someone you need to go to the white pages for :)

    6. Re:power outage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > When did this happen?

      For what it's worth, it has been that way for at least my entire lifetime, and I'm 51.

    7. Re:power outage by awshidahak · · Score: 1

      If you have an old enough phone it does. (No cordless or any of that.)

    8. Re:power outage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just who would you call during a power outage, out of the blue, all of a sudden?

      DUH! The power company. "Hello, yeah my power is out, and so is my neighbor's, but we can see lights on down the street a few blocks, so come fix it!" ...and NO I don't have their number on my mobile's list, since I only have to call them about once every year or two. ...and YES my old-school wired-in phone works during a power outage. My cordless phones don't, since they require power from a wall-wart transformer.

    9. Re:power outage by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      With laptops and aircards becoming more popular, I see this limitation becoming less of an issue.

    10. Re:power outage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely the stoned age.

      The serious geek knows that landlines are powered separately from the AC service by battery banks at the telco's CO. So your oldie phone will work fine in an AC outage.

      Of course, if you have one of those tarted-up phones which have a wallwart plugged in to power a bunch of lights and other "features", you're SOL.

      That's why anyone with a landline and two working cerebral neurons keeps a cheapo $10 phone nearby in a cabinet as backup.

  12. Thank goodness! by gonzocanuck2 · · Score: 1

    I would be happy to see them go. I was able to intercept the delivery of them this year and it was really hard to give them back to the delivery guy. He didn't want to take them back! I doubt they will ever get discontinued in Alberta. I have been hearing radio ads about advertising in the Yellow Pages.

    1. Re:Thank goodness! by Cwix · · Score: 1

      The yellow pages arnt going anywhere, they still make money. Its the white pages that are going the way of the dodo.

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  13. Now get rid of the Yellow Pages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They go straight into the recycling bin. I've already emailed them and told them I *don't* want them any more. Next step is to email 100 advertisers at random and tell them that they are wasting their money, and all things being equal, I'll shop at the one who doesn't advertise in the Yellow Pages.

    If everyone did this, they would die.

    1. Re:Now get rid of the Yellow Pages by Tsiangkun · · Score: 2, Informative

      When I needed a water pump for my washer, I went to the book to get a listing of part suppliers in my area. The internet is great for finding parts, shitty for finding parts in stock, in my area, at a shop open today. The yellow pages are a great resource. But this FA was about the white pages. The residential listings. This is not about the yellow book of advertisers. That one probably pays for itself.

    2. Re:Now get rid of the Yellow Pages by houghi · · Score: 1

      There will always be situations where it helped. However is it worth giving each and every household a dead tree each year?
      Also in Belgium I just go to http://goldenpages.truvo.be/ and can look up things per category and start calling. Also I will be able to do much more sorting then in a book and not be distracted by 27 companies that start with Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa* just so they can be first in the book.

      I even can add the adress to my Tomtom, view the location on a map and for some companies, see some financial information and much more.

      So in each and every way, the online version beats the paper version.

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    3. Re:Now get rid of the Yellow Pages by pchasco · · Score: 1

      You're overlooking the fact that Yellow Pages are a proven and effective means of advertising. Businesses wouldn't spend BILLIONS annually advertising in the Yellow Pages if they didn't work. They don't work for every business, but for many businesses Yellow Pages are practically required. Businesses like pizza delivery, insurance, plumbing, self-storage, healthcare, legal services, etc where most customers are not walk-ins (first contact is made through telephone) the return on investment on Yellow Pages dollars is very good. For some businesses it's not as good and a Yellow Pages presence is more of a service to the customers than advertising. Think Best Buy or other large retail chains where most if not all transactions are done without any sort of advance phone call. Here a small ad is a convenience for the customer to use to find the address of the business, hours of operation or service number. Are there too many books with overlapping distribution? Yeah, probably. Most often these books only partially overlap. Therefore it is necessary to advertise in two overlapping books in order to advertise to your entire market. These are almost always competing publishers so it is unlikely they will ever cooperate to reduce the number of books printed. There's no way to work that out so that all publishers come out ahead. Disclaimer: I work in the Yellow Pages industry.

    4. Re:Now get rid of the Yellow Pages by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer that they just have a box people could mark on their bills, and if marked, they get sent a new directory. But with electronic payments thesedays, maybe it could just be an online thing to request a new directory.

  14. Can we get rid of Verizon home phone service too? by h00manist · · Score: 1

    That would seem to be obvious as the next steps.

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  15. The apocalypse by fnj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As an official Old Guy, I find that rituals often have value. The morning trip to the bird feeder gives me a measure of purpose, and opening a phone book to look up a number gives me a bit of awe at the scale of my surroundings, and fixes the number in my mind for a few seconds longer than otherwise might be the case. A hypothetical EMP probably won't damage my black dial phone, and field trips to the central office indicate it might well not be damaged either, so it's nice to think two Old Guys could look each other up regardless of the internet being destroyed and chat for a while before the food runs out and the batteries in the central office run down and wild dogs begin to tear everyone apart.

    1. Re:The apocalypse by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Even worse, you'll miss out on your favourite past time of crossing off people who die from the book.

    2. Re:The apocalypse by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Can you even look people up in the phone book anymore? I guess if you live in a small town, it might work, but I have never successfully looked up a residential number in the white pages. It might be better than just dialing 555-0001, 555-0002,555-0003... but when faced with 150 "Johnson"s in the phone book, it seems pretty rude to just start dialing all of them to find your friends number. That is if they didn't do the very common thing and have the number not listed.

    3. Re:The apocalypse by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      ... unless the zombies get you, of course.

    4. Re:The apocalypse by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Rituals have value as long as they are relevant and beneficial. This particular ritual is a waste of resources.

    5. Re:The apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      MEH. Under your scenario, high call volume will clog the lines anyways.

    6. Re:The apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I enjoyed how your comment had me hooked with its serious yet homey tone right up to the last eight words! Genius! No, I'm serious. Nicely done.

  16. Old people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    For some time now this will continue to be generational.

    My folks are in their 60s... Recently on one of my visits to my hometown to go see them, they wanted to look up a particular business. I was completely shocked when they looked it up in a phone book. This was something that didn't occur to me at all. While they flipped through the pages I googled it on my phone and had the answer much faster. But they insisted on looking it up in the yellow pages.

    Around the same time, I moved into a building which had some older residents. The phone books were delivered regularly. I always recycled them, but I observed others keeping them. I'm now in a place where people the average age is much closer to mine, and I haven't seen a phone book for some time.

    So, I predict phone books will stick around until those generations which still depend on them die out.

    By the way, this is not license to mock those that still depend on them. When I had that culture shock experience with my folks, part of my reaction was to realize that even if their habits seem antiquated, previous generations still deserve our respect.

    1. Re:Old people. by delinear · · Score: 1

      I suspect you're only partly right. Given the choice, the older generation primarily (but not exclusively, I know plenty of older people who use the internet for this service, I also know at least one person in their 20s who works with PCs all day and spends most of his leisure time on them and still uses a phone book for local business numbers) would keep their phone books, but I suspect it won't be their choice to make. Eventually the companies producing these things will see that the uptake is tiny and they'll abandon them as a cost-saving exercise - companies just don't have the same ethics.

    2. Re:Old people. by houghi · · Score: 1

      My parents are in their late 70s and they do not own a computer. If they want to know a phonenumber, they call information.

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  17. Good Riddance by Nittle · · Score: 1

    Mine goes straight from my porch to the recycling bin. What a waste of resources. Glad they're moving forward.

  18. Haven't used it in a decade by mseeger · · Score: 1

    A few days ago, i received my new residential phonebook. When i looked for the old one, i found it still shrink-wrapped. Same happend with it's predecessor and the one before it.

    Since i get them delivered to my home door, i don't care much. But i wouldn't waste any effort to get a new phonebook.

  19. The Cell Phone Killed The Phone Book by Isaac-1 · · Score: 1

    This was all brought about by the fact cell phone numbers were not published in the white pages, the reliability of the system failed when a large percentage of people were not listed.

    1. Re:The Cell Phone Killed The Phone Book by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      The white pages haven't been the primary utility in phone books for a long time. It's the yellow pages.

      Phone books actually are fairly effective advertising vehicles for companies: a person new to town can open it up and quickly find out what's available in their locality for hardware stores, attorneys, groceries, etc. They're effective to advertise in, because pretty much everyone keeps one around the house "just in case".

      For white pages, you get the number of the person you want to contact from the person themselves, more often than not. When there are 20 Michael and Jane Sarkowskis in a town, there's little use in the white pages. (This scenario is slightly different in a town under somewhere around 50k, I imagine, but with how much and how often most people live in different towns than where they work these days...)

      I'm surprised that phone books are considered a loss-leader of sorts. There are still for-profit phone book companies out there which manage to stick by, even doing fairly well. The companies which advertise in them evidently see a benefit to doing so, because they keep doing it.

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    2. Re:The Cell Phone Killed The Phone Book by Isaac-1 · · Score: 1

      It depends on the size of the community served by the book/books If you live in an area where the phone book is a 10 volume set looks more like a set of encyclopedia than a book, then the utility of even the yellow pages becomes questionable. Do you really want to call a plumber to fix the water leak at your house that is on the other side of the metro area and a 3-4 hour drive away at rush hour? On the other hand if you live in an area like I do where the phone book serves a poplation of under 50,000 people, is a combined yellow and white pages and less than an inch thick the usefulness greatly increases (for both yellow and white pages). As I see it the internet has yet to provide a competitive advantage against the yellow pages, sure there have been efforts, the problem is the global economy nature of the internet, too few local businesses are listed and too many big companies with no local presense want to be listed as if they were everywhere on the off chance they may make a buck. To use the plumber example again, do I really want a "national" chain with their neasest location 300 miles away listed next to the local plumber, worse yet do I want 30 of them.

  20. Old People by killthom · · Score: 1

    My grandparents gave me a phone book last weekend because they saw I didn't have one... I stared blankly and said thanks. That phone book now collects dust in the top of my closet. I honestly don't see a need for a phone book. The internet is so convenient and quick that opening a book seems somewhat inefficient in this day and age. They should cut physical phone book production, and focus on making their websites top-notch. Anyone else see it this way?

    1. Re:Old People by houghi · · Score: 1

      Option three
      Dial information
      Tell who you need
      Get connected to the number

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  21. Re:Slashdot nigga! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's an awesome piece of work my friend! Why keep it confined here to the internet? You should get out there in the real world, go stand on a busy downtown street corner somewhere, and share your talents with folks who can look you in the eye.

  22. Paper form optional by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    As long as a free book form is available by delivery as well, I don't see a problem with this. Like some have said, some people (particularly elderly people) either don't know where to go online to find these, or might not even have a computer to put a CD-ROM in. It's of course a lot cheaper to not send books out to everyone as well, not to mention better for the environment (less paper, don't use a lot of gas delivering them). Really kind of a non-issue, as long as they leave the choice of book form available.

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    1. Re:Paper form optional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's of course a lot cheaper to not send books out to everyone

      Of course the cost savings is somewhat offset by the fact that they now have to call around asking if you received yours. (OK, the call doesn't really cost the telco that much, but the caller-drone does.) They're afraid that the delivery people will just drive over to the recycling center and drop all the books off there, then go out for a beer.

      My standard answer to the caller-drone is, "Please tell your management that, if they paid the delivery people adequately, they wouldn't have to hire callers to check up on them."

  23. FYI: The first white pages had only 2 entries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alexander Bell at #1 and Thomas Watson at #2 were the only entries.

    When Mr. Bell started receiving crank calls with heavy breathing and telling him his refrigerator wasn't running because it hadn't been invented yet, he dialed *3, which was the first historic use of last-call return.

    As it turns out, Mr. Watson's crank calls were also the first examples of phone sex.

  24. Fixture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > a fixture in American households

    A fixture on top of the freezer in the back closet of the kitchen under an inch of dust, more likely...

  25. nostalgia by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

    There are people nostalgic about anything, but this is a very good move. Who knows how much paper and other resources is wasted printing those damn things every year.

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    1. Re:nostalgia by hedwards · · Score: 1

      But if they eliminate the phonebook, what will we have to rip apart to show how strong we are? Because the ASPCA is on to me when it comes to most of the other options.

  26. Save some paper by bytethese · · Score: 1

    If only 11% report using it, why are they printed? Perhaps a better option is an opt in? Make them available to those who want them, saving paper, printing costs, etc. Heck, most people I know don't even have a land line any more so it is pretty useless to someone like me. I also have a laptop and my FiOS has a battery back up (provided by Verizon) so either a CD-ROM or Internet lookup would work ok for me I suppose.

  27. Opt-out -> opt-in by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hehe, here in the Netherlands there was a TV report recently where people complained that they still received the phone book despite opting out. Then it was reported that in Belgium you don't get one anymore unless you ask for it (opt-in). Seems like a better way to me, cuts out all the waste from people that are too lazy to opt-out.

  28. Electronic Startup Times Are Too Slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The current reason why paper forms of references still exist is computers take too longe to boot up. By the time the computer is up and ready to search I could find a dozen phone numbers in a paper phone book.

    Now smart phones are getting pretty close to replacing paper references as those who carry them have them pretty much always available and running, the only real issue with them right now is the high up front cost and the rarity of having one without having to pay a subscription where as phone books are completely free.

    The life span of paper references is nearing an end though...

  29. Privacy by devnullkac · · Score: 1

    As ever, my primary concern is user privacy. There are a variety of controls in place that govern the maintenance and use of call logs that the phone company keeps. None of those laws would apply to logs of phone number lookups. I would expect privacy to eventually settle to about the level (and consistency) you see for library checkout history, but without starting a conversation, it'll just end up as one more bit of data the phone company call sell about you (assuming you have the same company for phone and internet).

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  30. Waste of paper by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    Good, it's a waste of paper, and you have the option of requesting it anyway. Now if they could only get rid of flyers and other crap that piles up as well, it just goes straight into the recycling bin anyway, what's the point? It's really depressing how much goes into my mailbox every single day and straight into the bin, where even more energy has to be used to make it back into perfectly usable paper again, which will no doubt end up going right back in the bin! Many of these are printed with high quality ink on a glossy card, it's a shame how much waste is created.

  31. Funny names by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    So now how will I be able to randomly Browse the phone book looking for. People. With hilarious names. I mean, Harry Ball? That's golden.

    1. Re:Funny names by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing "Long Long Wang" in the Denton phone book. Yeah, there are some hidden treasures there.

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    2. Re:Funny names by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Do what I do, crack open the OED. It's not quite as amusing, but it's less likely that you'll get caught making fun of somebody's relative.

  32. I certainly hope not by Lucas123 · · Score: 1

    I use my phone books as fire-starting material for those cold winter nights. I'd miss having those pages around to get the logs going.

  33. Fuel and labor by tepples · · Score: 1

    Did paper get exceedingly expensive this decade?

    Even if not, truck fuel and labor to deliver a phone book have become more expensive.

    1. Re:Fuel and labor by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, the value of the book itself has declined; we can just go online for this stuff now.

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    2. Re:Fuel and labor by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      we can just go online for this stuff now.

      ...and many of us have been doing so for years. I have just taken delivery of Telstra's white and yellow pages, despite the fact that I have not been a customer of theirs for over 15 years. Given that this unwanted print is about .13 m^3 in volume, that amounts to a scary statistic in terms of forests unnecessarily chopped down.

      These guys take absolutely no notice of my requests to stop delivery, so the stuff just ends up filed directly in my recycle bin. Perhaps what might be more effective might be to set up an arrangement with like-minded people to re-deliver these directories at the telco's head office on a certain date so that their foyer fills up to the extent that their staff can't move...

  34. Netcraft confirms it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Netcraft confirms it.

    So it must be true.

  35. Bell was NOT the inventor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bell did NOT invented the phone. I have no clue why it repeated over and over again. It was NOT Bell.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Philipp_Reis

    That german inventor invented the telephone 17 years earlier and even coined the word "telephone".
    US-centric bias?

    1. Re:Bell was NOT the inventor by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Not really because over this side of the Atlantic, we claim that Bell is Scottish as he was born and educated in Scotland.

    2. Re:Bell was NOT the inventor by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      US-centric bias?

      A bit of irony for you: Bell wasn't American.

      Also, here's a better link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invention_of_the_telephone. Apparently Bell is "commonly credited as the inventor of the first practical telephone."

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    3. Re:Bell was NOT the inventor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly Bell did a better job of both inventing and propagating it.

    4. Re:Bell was NOT the inventor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      J.P. Reis invented the "Telephon". The Telephone was invented by Bell.

    5. Re:Bell was NOT the inventor by dwye · · Score: 1

      A bit of irony for you: Bell wasn't American.

      He was a naturalized American citizen, even though he kept a vacation home in Canada that became his primary residence more and more as he became rich from the Bell Telephone companies. That makes him as American as Nikola Tesla, at least, or Gene Simmons.

  36. Interesting piece out of Canada by plik · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that the Yellow Pages aren't mentioned, which may as well have an even lower saturation rate. I really enjoyed this post on GOOD yesterday.

    Video: Canadians Return Hundreds of Phone Books to Yellow Pages Office
    http://www.good.is/post/video-canadians-return-hundreds-of-phone-books-to-yellow-pages-office/

  37. I'd be totally on board for this if... by anyGould · · Score: 1

    ... they weren't charging for directory assistance.

    While I can't remember the last time I bothered looking something up in the Book, it seems sketchy to expect folks to subscribe to a different service (internet) in order to fully use this one.

  38. In Canada... by Jazz-Masta · · Score: 1

    The white pages (residential) are only available upon request starting this year in the following cities: Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton, the Ottawa-Gatineau area and Quebec City. Before that they were on a 24-month cycle starting in 2005.

    If you want to request a phone book, go here: http://delivery.ypg.com/delivery/

  39. I spotted one in the wild recently! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, I saw a coworker using a phonebook to find something. I almost asked him what he was looking for, but didn't feel like talking to him anymore. A while back, my mother used a phonebook as well.

  40. err, Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ever heard of Antonio Meucci? Bell may have been the first person that patented the Phone but surely not the person that invented it

  41. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Can we get rid of Verizon home phone service too? That would seem to be obvious as the next steps." - by h00manist (800926) on Wednesday November 17, @11:04AM (#34255106)

    See my subject, and can you answer it with specifics please (as to why you say that)?

  42. It's Not Nostalgia For Some by damn_registrars · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As hard as some people here may find it to believe, there are people in this country - perhaps even in your own neighborhood - who don't own computers. Hence all the online and CD-ROM directories in the world won't help them a bit; they need the printed phone book to look up numbers. They don't use the printed phone book because they want "nostalgia", they use it because it's the only resource they have (or want).

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    1. Re:It's Not Nostalgia For Some by omnichad · · Score: 1

      And they can all dial 1-800-BING-411 (R.I.P. GOOG-411)

  43. I have never used the Whitepages. by pavon · · Score: 1

    But even before I got internet I rarely used the white pages. Many people we knew had their numbers unlisted, and more were in adjacent towns not included in the book we received. Growing up my family always had separate phone number lists sitting next to the phone - one we made ourselves with friends/family and common businesses, and printed directories for all the groups we were in: church, boyscouts, band, etc. I honestly can't remember ever using the whitepages my entire life.

    Now that many people have cell phones, and thus aren't included in the white pages, it makes them even more useless. I can understand keeping yellow pages, because you don't have previous relationships with all the businesses you call, but that isn't true for people.

    1. Re:I have never used the Whitepages. by houghi · · Score: 1

      I can understand keeping yellow pages, because you don't have previous relationships with all the businesses you call, but that isn't true for people.

      I have not used a paper yellow pages in several years. Even at the company, we use the the internet version. Mainly because they take up way to much space AND we would need at least all books for Belgium AND it is slower.

      Looking up phone numbers online was much, much faster and we were able to copy & paste so our database would be up to date as well.

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  44. conundrum by andcal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, how do you call the power company when the electricity goes out? I mean the first time the electricity goes out, I mean (because by the time the electricity goes out for the second time, you will have looked up the number and put it in your cellphone.) Wait, no, you just look it up on your cellphone the first time, because your cellphone can access the internet.
    I guess people with cellphones that can't access the internet to look up a number are becoming as rare as people with no cellphone and only a cordless phone on their landline.

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    --something witty
    1. Re:conundrum by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Usually the service number can be found on a recent bill, unless you get your bills online, like I do. Even if that's the case, you should be able to power up a laptop and retrieve the number from your emails.

    2. Re:conundrum by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      As I said below, if you have a phone that works, chances are that you know someone with power who can look up the number for you if you call them. If you don't have a working phone, you don't need that number anyway.

      --
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    3. Re:conundrum by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      "So, how do you call the power company when the electricity goes out?"

      Yeah, good point. I'm going to miss looking up the number for the elec. company in the dark, actually finding the number, then calling up only to get a busy signal. Or a recording telling me that the company is aware of the situation and working on it. Life is in order when I know the elec.. company is on the job.

      --
      Python: 'And then suddenly you have a language which says "we're all stuck with whatever the whiniest coder wants".'
    4. Re:conundrum by dwye · · Score: 1

      > I'm going to miss looking up the number for the elec. company in the dark,

      What? You don't own a kerosene lantern, or even a decorative candle?

  45. Opt-in via the web by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best way to save money is an opt-in solution. If you want a paper copy, sign up for one a web page. Pretty sure that no phone books will get sent out that way

  46. No More Monitor stands!!! by alta · · Score: 1

    This is going to stink! For years we've used the phonebooks at work as monitor stands. Most of our monitors do not have height adjustable stands, so when we end up with 2 different sized monitors they don't line up AT ALL. A few phonbooks later and all of our top edges are the same the same along all 4 monitors.

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  47. Basement Shooting Ranges by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    Old phone books make excellent backing for targets in your basement shooting range. Back in my high school days, a friend converted his semi-automatic MAC-10 to fully-automatic with a new lower receiver. Ma Bell would have been proud to see how her phone books stood up sturdily against a hail of .45 caliber slugs.

    Google "Uses for old phone books" for more information about this wonderfully useful material.

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    Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
  48. pass on the savings by llung · · Score: 1

    I haven't touched the white pages in ages. I'm all for getting rid of it. But it's interesting to note that as institutions have found ways to be both "greener" and more monetarily efficient, those cost savings have not come back to the consumer in the form of cheaper products and services.

  49. Now, can we get rid of the Yellow Pages? by alispguru · · Score: 1

    I have TWO sets of Yellow Pages dropped on my driveway from two different companies, covering the Washington DC metro area.

    I also get THREE sets of local directories for my city (Bowie).

    And two free local newspapers.

    NONE of them have a simple way to opt out, because they make their money from being able to say "we dropped our stuff on N thousand driveways in the area".

    I think the only way to get them to stop will be to have them arrested for littering.

    --

    To a Lisp hacker, XML is S-expressions in drag.
    1. Re:Now, can we get rid of the Yellow Pages? by Control-Z · · Score: 1

      Yeah you won't get rid of those any time soon.

      Think we'll get a cost reduction by not getting white pages? Didn't think so. :|

  50. Toddler by snookerhog · · Score: 1

    But how will my toddler be able to reach the kitchen table without a nice new phone book to sit on? What will keep my bedroom door from closing when the heater kicks on? what will I use to clean my intaglio plates? What? you mean those are real people's names in there?

    1. Re:Toddler by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      That's what all the programming books are for. :P What kind of geek are you?

      --
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  51. Need a new source of kindling by torgis · · Score: 1

    I've been using these thousands of pages of free paper as fireplace kindling every year. Just tear out a few pages, twist them up, light them, and you're good to go. It's thin and dry and burns nice and hot - it's hard to find better paper for starting fires.

    I haven't actually looked up a number in the yellow pages since, well, since I got the internets. I've got no nostalgia for a useless old inefficient waste of resources.

  52. What a relief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now it is going to be much harder for the Terminator to find out where Sarah Connor lives...

  53. Re:Can we get rid of Verizon home phone service to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until cell phones are cheaper than landlines, there will be landlines.

  54. Express by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Mine go from the porch directly to the recycle bin.

  55. safe for awhile? by Main+Gauche · · Score: 1

    If it takes phone companies as long to eliminate phone books as it takes for Slashdot to get around to the topic of phone book elimination, the phone books should be safe for awhile. (e.g. New York)

  56. Really? They still make phone books? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate hate hate phone books. I haven't opened a phone book in over 10 years but they still get delivered to my house every year. I don't even bring them inside. They go right to recycling. One of the most useless wasteful items created.

  57. If they stop giving out white pages entirely by tepples · · Score: 1

    Mobile internet?

    Which costs an extra $60 per month, and what happens when your laptop's battery runs out?

    They're just saying that they won't give you one unless you ask for it.

    For now. But the proverbial slippery slope isn't as much of a fallacy as once thought: once a policy changes, the Overton window slides to make the next step more plausible.

    1. Re:If they stop giving out white pages entirely by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that phone books are not distributed for cellular phones - it's the land line.

    2. Re:If they stop giving out white pages entirely by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      An EXTRA sixty?? That's ten bucks more than I pay for everything; unlimited voice, long distance, roaming, 411, text, email, and internet. Of course, the phone's browser sucks and the terms of service state that I can't thether the phone to a computer for internet access on the computer.

      There are more and more companies offering flat rate service.

    3. Re:If they stop giving out white pages entirely by tepples · · Score: 1

      An EXTRA sixty??

      The typical offer for mobile broadband is 60 USD per month for up to 5 GB per month.

      and the terms of service state that I can't thether the phone to a computer for internet access on the computer.

      There's the rub. They know they can get away with charging less because you will transfer less data with a browser that sucks than with the nicer browser on, say, a netbook.

  58. Why aren't cell phones listed? Idiotic. by jabberw0k · · Score: 1

    I have repeatedly asked for my cell phone number to be listed in the White Pages, but T-Mobile refuses to. FRUSTRATING!

    1. Re:Why aren't cell phones listed? Idiotic. by Isaac-1 · · Score: 1

      It dates back to the days when cell phone calls were measured in dollars per minute incoming or outgoing, it was also a time when a dollar was worth a lot more.

  59. Back when I was a kid... by awshidahak · · Score: 1

    Now how are kids supposed to reach the table without phone books to sit on?

    1. Re:Back when I was a kid... by mikestew · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now how are kids supposed to reach the table without phone books to sit on?

      Those 800 page long-obsolete tech books you keep on your shelf but can't bear to part with. Taking just a quick glance at my own shelf indicates that the SCO Unix System V SVR3 reference manual would substitute quite nicely for a medium-sized metro area. phone book.

  60. Cover Artwork ;-) by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

    In the 70s in Dallas they had a string of illustrated covers depicting Dallas with a bunch of Easter eggs (humorous drawings, not actual eggs) hidden in the artwork. For a few years I remember looking forward to the new release to find the hidden bits. I was young and easily entertained.

  61. He's still green - he's sequestering carbon. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    As others have stated - the trees for this are purpose grown for it. Fewer trees used for phone books = fewer trees grown.

    Personally, I view it as he's doing his part for carbon sequestriation. ;)

    We don't have recycling centers in my area; pretty much the best you get is incinerators designed to deliver heat and/or power. It'd actually waste resources taking them somewhere to be recycled otherwise.

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    I don't read AC A human right
  62. return them to the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Some people I know spent an afternoon collecting yellow page books, and returned them to the company HQ

    http://www.yellowpagemountain.com/

  63. About friggin' time by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    I've been tossing them out whenever they arrive on my doorstep for years. Big, massive, pains in the ass.

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    Python: 'And then suddenly you have a language which says "we're all stuck with whatever the whiniest coder wants".'
  64. The Phone Book is dead by cdrguru · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not listing cell phones anywhere - even online - means there is no way to find the phone number of someone without a landline. As people continue to figure out the relability difference between a cell phone (very, very unreliable) and a landline (very, very reliable) and move to cell-only they drop out of any directory.

    So, how do you find the phone number of your child's 3rd grade teacher? In 1960 you used the phone book. In 2010 you don't, period. People are now unreachable unless you have a prior relationship and they expect you to call them.

    How do you find the phone number of your neighbor with a spotlight aimed at your window at 2:00 AM? You don't. You can either call the police or walk over there and hope they are receptive. Maybe they have a "shoot first and ask questions later" policy so the phone would be much, much better. The police would probably ignore you as a crank anyway.

    When a cell phone was an unimportant adjunct and very, very costly it made sense not to have them in any sort of directory. In 1987 or so you could run up a charge of several dollars for someone by calling them. 23 years later it might not make sense to not have these phone numbers listed.

    1. Re:The Phone Book is dead by bigtallmofo · · Score: 1

      People are now unreachable unless you have a prior relationship and they expect you to call them.

      Good.

      How do you find the phone number of your neighbor with a spotlight aimed at your window at 2:00 AM?

      I'd put a towel in front of the window, go to sleep and talk to him about it in the morning.

      I didn't see a single thing in your examples that led me to believe a printed phonebook is necessary. The world will be so much better off without such printed phonebooks.

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    2. Re:The Phone Book is dead by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      So, how do you find the phone number of your child's 3rd grade teacher? In 1960 you used the phone book. In 2010 you don't, period. People are now unreachable unless you have a prior relationship and they expect you to call them.

      That's the way people seem to want it these days. Caller ID has made screening much easier -- I know a lot of people that don't answer any number they haven't put in their contact list. The most you can do is leave a message or text them and hope they call you back.

      Listing these numbers in a directory would be worthless.

    3. Re:The Phone Book is dead by CrashandDie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Note that in most European countries, as the mobile phone billing system is reversed (caller pays, not callee, unless roaming in another country) it is quite popular to have mobile phone numbers in the yellow/white pages.

      Just looking at the pizza section of my local area, about half the numbers are mobile numbers. Looking at the doctor section, all the doctors that do house calls have a mobile listed. Some people have the same mobile number for longer than their landline. During my teens, I had one mobile phone number, and about 8 different landlines.

      This being said, you have to draw a line at some point. Would I look up my neighbour's number at 2AM? No, I'd just pull the curtains after giving him the finger. If I need to urgently call a teacher, why don't I already have the number? When I was a kid, the head teacher would ask for our phone number, at the beginning of every year. I did exactly the same, and wrote it down somewhere.

      Plus, the shoot-first argument is only valid in the US. To be fair, I've never had a neighbour who'd stop something I found annoying even if I asked. Having a phone number wouldn't really matter anyway.

    4. Re:The Phone Book is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So, how do you find the phone number of your child's 3rd grade teacher? In 1960 you used the phone book. In 2010 you don't, period.

      All the teachers I know are ex-directory, specifically so that they don't get angry, dumbfuck parents calling them up (or worse, knocking on their door) to bitch about their hideous children getting disciplined / getting bad marks. If a parent wants to talk to a teacher, they can initiate contact via the school. This is the correct process.

      >People are now unreachable unless you have a prior relationship and they expect you to call them.
      Good. Just like in the teacher example above, you have no right to be dragging strangers out of bed just because it suits you. Because if you can do it, then you can be sure every spammer and prank caller in the country will be doing the same, and I don't need that on my mobile phone, thanks. I get enough of it on the landline.
      If you have a valid reason to call someone with whom you don't have a prior relationship, then it's likely in relation to their work, and you can easily find their workplace's number online and make contact that way. If it's a private matter and you don't already know their number/ email, then you probably know where they live and you can either ring their doorbell or post them a letter. If it's not a work matter and you don't know where they live, why the hell do you need to talk to them so badly?

      For long-lost friends, there's facebook, mutual friends and so on. For looking up the guy who drove into your car, well you should have exchanged numbers at the site of the accident, or at least got their license number. And if they gave you a fake number, then they probably gave you a fake name too.

      Other than looking up that shy, pretty brunette with the braces so that you can breathe heavily at her from public call-boxes and send her anonymous valentines scrawled in your bodily fluids, I'm not sure I can think of a good reason to be looking up a stranger's phone number outside of the above scenarios.

      >How do you find the phone number of your neighbor with a spotlight aimed at your window at 2:00 AM? You don't. You can either call the police or walk over
      >there and hope they are receptive. Maybe they have a "shoot first and ask questions later" policy so the phone would be much, much better. The police would >probably ignore you as a crank anyway.

      Is this a common problem where you live? Crazy neighbours pointing spotlights into your house and then shooting at you? I think you should know that that is not normal. In 99.9% of the world, this is not something we have to worry about very often. Certainly not often enough for us to continue printing millions upon millions of massive books and distributing them door-to-door for eternity. I mean seriously? I suggest you move out of the deep south to somewhere sane. Or if you can't do that, lean over the fence on a day when your neighbour _is_ taking his medication and politely ask him for his number.

      >When a cell phone was an unimportant adjunct and very, very costly it made sense not to have them in any sort of directory. In 1987 or so you could run up a >charge of several dollars for someone by calling them. 23 years later it might not make sense to not have these phone numbers listed.

      I'm of the opinion that it does not make non-unsense to not not negate the non-cessation of public phone listings. I'm also of the belief that if it wasn't necessary to have a landline for affordable broadband, then the landline would already be dead.

    5. Re:The Phone Book is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Posted anonymous because of restraining order.)

    6. Re:The Phone Book is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once, when she was waiting for a bus, I joined the queue behind her and sniffed her hair without her noticing. It smelled like apples.

    7. Re:The Phone Book is dead by trigpoint · · Score: 1

      So, how do you find the phone number of your child's 3rd grade teacher? In 1960 you used the phone book.

      You phone the school and ask to speak to them, or leave a message. Phoning someone at home about work is just wrong. In an emergency, then it would be ok for his boss to call him, but a parent/customer never.

      How do you find the phone number of your neighbor with a spotlight aimed at your window at 2:00 AM?

      If you don't know him well enough to be able to knock on the door, then the chances are you won't know his name, certainly not his surname so how are you going to find him in the phonebook?

  65. Please think of the children! by Sir+Holo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Our children will no longer be able to smoothly transition from the high chair to a regular chair without the phone book.

    And what to use for haircuts?

    1. Re:Please think of the children! by blair1q · · Score: 2, Funny

      You have children and you don't have all of the Harry Potter books?

  66. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awwww, shucks, where am I going wipe my shag?

  67. So much for cheap LCD monitor stands... by noidentity · · Score: 1

    Phone books make great LCD monitor stands, and platforms for other things. But wait, now instead of getting residential and business phone books from one company, I get business phone books from at least three, so I guess there's no shortage of monitor stands after all. As a bonus, the "eco-friendly size" (hahaha.. wait, they were serious?) is useful as a keyboard/mouse stand.

  68. Directory assistance costs money by tepples · · Score: 1

    if you have a phone that works, you have the ability to call people and ask them to find a number for you.

    The phone companies charge a substantial amount of money per call for such directory assistance, unlike using a printed phone book.

    1. Re:Directory assistance costs money by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Um, I didn't say "call the phone company". I assumed that most people would have a friend or relative with power and access to the internet, somewhere in the world.

      About every couple of months my sister will be out somewhere and want the number for something. She calls me, I look it up, she writes it down, hangs up, and calls it.

      How is this so hard for people here to figure out?

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    2. Re:Directory assistance costs money by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The phone companies charge a substantial amount of money per call for such directory assistance

      Not mine! ;)

  69. Free 411 by paulej72 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think if a phone company wants to stop delivering the White Pages they should be forced to give free 411 calls to people asking for numbers that would be covered by the missing phonebook.

  70. The Obligatory... by NoOneSpecific · · Score: 1

    Steve Martin: The Jerk - The New Phone Book's Here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOTDn2A7hcY

  71. "I have never posted to Slashdot." by westlake · · Score: 1

    But even before I got internet I rarely used the white pages.

    There remains a substantial minority of people who have opted-out of the life online.

    In the latest report, the Commerce Department found that 23 percent of Americans don't use the Internet at all. An additional 8 percent use the Internet, but not at home. And 5 percent of Americans have only dial-up access at home.
    Some of the demographic and regional breakdowns showed even starker differences. While 91.5 percent of American households with more than $75,000 in annual income had broadband Internet access at home, just 35.8 percent of households with less than $25,000 in income did.

    Similarly, among households where the head of household has a college degree or higher, 84.5 percent have broadband access. Among households where the head of household doesn't have a high school diploma, just 28.8 percent have broadband access.
    Among those who don't have broadband at home, the top reason was lack of interest, cited by 38 percent of those households. Others said they had no need or that broadband was too expensive, while still others said they didn't have a computer or that their computer was inadequate for accessing broadband.
      Among urban households, 65.9 percent had broadband Internet access in 2009, up from 10.5 percent in 2001. By contrast, only 51 percent of rural households had broadband access last year, up from 3.8 percent in 2001. The Western region of the country had the highest rate of broadband adoption at 68 percent, while the South was the lowest with 60 percent.
    California's relative ranking among states fell from 2001, when it ranked No. 4 with 13 percent of households having broadband at home. Last year, California ranked 14th, with 68 percent of households having broadband access

    More Americans have broadband but 'digital divides' remain [Nov. 9]

  72. Where will the online services get their data? by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The free online "white pages" services have usually obtained their data by scanning phone books. Where will they get their data now?

    Since Feist vs. Rural Telephone, it's been settled law in the US that the listings in telephone directories are not copyrightable. There's no originality. This created the third-party directory industry. But for online directories, there are EULAs and rate limiting on queries. There's no way to do a bulk download. "Whitepages.com" has these terms: "Among other limitations, you may not: ... compile the Results Data in a database and store such data for any future use ... publish, transit, distribute, or resell any Results Data." AnyWho (run by AT&T) has the terms: "You agree that you will not use the Service or the information obtained through the Service ... for incorporation into a commercial product or service ... to download directory listings or other information by using any type of automated means ...".

    So another data source that used to be open is now closed.

    1. Re:Where will the online services get their data? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      So another data source that used to be open is now closed.

      And I can't unequivocally convince myself that's a bad thing. I'm sick and damm tired of the phone listing spammers whose web pages are covered in ads and popups and who are often years out of date.
       
      Sometimes a closed, trusted, central source is a good thing.

  73. WHITE pages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are talking about the WHITE pages, not the Yellow pages. (though I understand that in small communities the one phone book contains both sections)

    Here in Toronto we get something like 3 different big ass yellow pages from different companies. Not sure why. Nor do I use them more than twice a year.

  74. Alexander Graham Bell DID NOT invent the telephone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He didn't invent it, but he was the first to successfully patent it. He did this by ripping off Antonio Meucci's provisional patent application. He was sued but won due to the fact that Antonio died before the case was resolved.

    According to Wikipedia (I know..) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invention_of_the_telephone

    Meucci was recognized for his pioneering work on the telephone by the United States House of Representatives in 2002.[5] The resolution stated that "if Meucci had been able to pay the $10 fee to maintain the caveat after 1874, no patent could have been issued to Bell."

  75. pollute my porch with ten of these a year by peter303 · · Score: 1

    This include three from the phone company and a half-dozen from commercial yellow pages. These announces to buglars "I am not home". Doesnt appear to be a way to opt out here.

  76. Re:Can you help me out?? by callmebill · · Score: 1

    Mod parent down.

  77. Neighbors by rsborg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I used my phone book just the day before yesterday. Probably the first time I've needed it in 3-4 years. I had to look up the number for Verizon tech support because my DSL connection died.

    I actually sat there for 5 minutes trying to figure out how I was going to look up the number without Internet access before I remembered the phone book.

    I was forced once to interact with my neighbors in a similar situation (phoneline dead, no cell either). Of course, in this day and age we're spared such unpleasantries by the abundance of wireless signals and the like.

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  78. didnt have phone# then - operators knew everyone by peter303 · · Score: 1

    When I was young you only needed to dial the last four digits in the same exchange (first three digits).

  79. internet is being walled off by Facebook by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The cell# situation is similar to social networks. Its getting harder to find information about someone unless you are linked to them. And with the new internal facebook mail/messaging it will be harder to communicate too.

  80. Well darn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess I'm going to have to pay for some more burning material on camping trips.

  81. no more a telephone than a wagon is a sleigh by Internal+Modem · · Score: 2, Informative

    From your link: "It is now generally known that while a Reis machine, when clogged and out of order, would transmit a word or two in an imperfect way, it was built on the wrong lines. It was no more a telephone than a wagon is a sleigh, even though it is possible to chain the wheels and make them slide for a foot or two."

  82. Phone-book x Phonebook miniserver ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hor much does a phonebook cost? A toy-like or slate-like terminal can probably be made cheaper. A palm-pilot level handheld would be enough. Or a really cheap cellphone. More trhan enough.

    With the whole phonebook in it for off-net queries. And wifi enabled, for updates or online queries. Glitter is only necessary for ad-driving the thing. Special (cheap) versions could be made for those with vision problems. Or just be standard, already!

    But, I confess, I'm not a hacker. I reaaly have trouble ripping a page out of electronic phonebooks so that other people using the same cabin can't access it. :)

  83. Frankly? I'm OK with this by kheldan · · Score: 1

    Since this story brings the subject up, I can't remember the last time I used the white pages for anything, and I use the Yellow Pages very seldom, using the internet instead. Furthermore I've thought that having them delivered every year has become a waste of paper, doubly so because of the competing phone directory in my area (the "Valley Yellow Pages"). Honestly, the only serious use I've had for phone books? They're the perfect footprint for setting up a PC motherboard onto so that the backplane brackets don't inadvertedly unplug expansion cards from their bus slots. Otherwise? I'd much rather use the internet, or have a searchable CDROM/DVD instead of having to page through a paper book. Another good idea? Phone book available for free download directly onto your eBook reader-of-choice. While I don't like eBook readers for books I want to keep, I think they're a wonderful idea for periodicals, newspapers, textbooks, phonebooks, or any other publication with an implied expiration date on them; it saves paper, printing costs, and physical space in our homes.

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    1. Re:Frankly? I'm OK with this by cadillac+club · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. As soon as I get the phone books delivered they go right into the recycle bin. I wish there was a way to tell the phone company not to deliver them. I got rid of my home phone years ago so why are they still delivering these books.

  84. I propose a deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't mind if they stop delivering white pages in Virginia and Maryland if they also stop delivering yellow pages in California.

  85. Mine go straight to the recycle bin... by cjmnews · · Score: 1

    No phone book has wasted space in my cupboards in the last 5 years.

    They go into the recycle bin as soon as I see them on my driveway.

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  86. Long ago. by blair1q · · Score: 1

    I don't even get the white pages any more. The phone company just stopped delivering them about 6 years ago. Or I requested it. Something.

    The yellow pages still come, but I just toss it in the recycling bin (probably not even kosher to recycle them although I think I heard something that said they'd changed that; regardless, let the pros sort it out). From the look of it I think it's possible it doesn't get published by the phone company anymore anyway.

    And who wants it? It's spam in a 4-kilo format.

  87. Telus stopped publishing white pages last year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Telus is on the leading edge of cutting services and raising fees. They'll do anything to get more for doing less.

    Unethical people cheating the public is often called business these days.

  88. a good use for phone books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the office I use my phone books to raise my computer screens up to eye level.

  89. There's always 411, right? by ElmoGonzo · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that with the money they save by not publishing a directory, the telephone services providers will resurrect 411 as a free service. And John Galt will use his perpetual motion machine to force them to -- or something like that.

  90. No More by Das+Auge · · Score: 1

    Actually, it just shutdown 5 days ago.

  91. Phone book as performance art. by Delusion_ · · Score: 1

    The last yellow pages to land on our mailbox was in a plastic bag. We made a game out of leaving it there until it fell off the top of the mailbox where it was left. It lasted about nine months until a guest brought it in as a favour.

    While I realize the article was more about the white pages, in the era of unlisted cell phone numbers, that's even less useful than the yellow pages. Another old cliché of modern life goes away, with ten others to replace it. Remember during the early era of the Internet's commercial phase (which is to say when it was finally open to anyone willing to pay an ISP), and the "yellow pages" metaphor was adopted to give older and less technically-savvy people a product whose name made the internet seem a little less intimidating?

    The "Internet Yellow Pages" phenomenon lasted a few years, with about a dozen companies making them, all of them obsolete before they were even sent to the printer. There's a fantastic used book store in Detroit (John King's Books), and I ran across a small shelf of them sometime last year and enjoyed thumbing through one as a monument to uselessness. This was in the era when Yahoo's search was human-deliberated - each site in its database put into a specific taxonomy by actual human beings - making it effectively the online version of the "Internet Yellow Pages". Yahoo is another cliché that has long outlived its usefulness, perhaps with the exception of Yahoo Finance, which is still handy for a few things.

  92. Wait! by ddillman · · Score: 1

    What will short people sit on now? Catalogs have been gone for years now, leaving the phone book as the only sizable, readily-available booster seat...

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  93. Re:Opt-out - opt-in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, indeed, I haven't had a phone book delivered to my apartment in Belgium since 2008. Don't miss 'em at all. One less thing to recycle.

  94. Ex-Phone book Programmer - White Pages directories by AEC216 · · Score: 1

    AT&T is required by federal law to produce the White Pages. Its part of their agreement with the FCC for being a telephone service provider. They have to produce them for government entities such as federal ,state, and local organizations. They are not legally bound to have to distribute them to populace unless requested by an individual. Note for anyone interested: your address is stored as GPS coordinates in the listings DB. These coordinates should correspond to the end of the driveway/location of our mail box

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  95. Re:didnt have phone# then - operators knew everyon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey 5digit gramps :) for a lot of people the first three digits that have to be dialed is the area code... this is only in a few area codes but they're heavily populated.

  96. Why? Oh yeah, that's why. by Sary4827 · · Score: 1

    Why would you ever need a telephone book when you could just use Google, or your phone to text Google? But then again, try telling that to Grandma...

  97. I never use the phone book by jonwil · · Score: 1

    These days with Google and directory assistance (where I can call up and get the number of whoever I am calling) I have no need to use the phone book anymore. What would be usefull though is a much smaller directory containing esential/emergency/usefull numbers like the number you call when the power is out to find out how long its going to be out.

  98. Long Time Coming by southeer · · Score: 1

    I think getting rid of phone books should have happened years ago. Hardly anyone uses house phones anymore and if someone wants to find a number they can look it up on the internet. I think I've used phone books more to sit on then to look things up. Getting rid of phone books is also going to save a lot of paper. It's going to suck for all the kids who are too short to sit at the table, but it's definitely worth it.

  99. Why did you post half of your comment in the by zxsqkty · · Score: 1

    title?

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  100. Navin R. Johnson by bjb · · Score: 1

    So how will I know when I'm really "someone"?

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  101. EXACTLY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Land line phones (NOT coydless) phones work when cell phones don't. Besides, we all need to get over the idea that we need to be connected and/or available 24/7. If I am driveing, I don't need to be distracted by a phone. If I am in a public place (movie theater, restaurant, store etc...) I do not need to be so extremely rude as to make or receive phone calls , text messages etc...

  102. Lower my phone bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that if they go this route, then our phone bills should go down, as the phone companies save all that money. But of course, they won't

  103. Long Time Coming by southeer · · Score: 1

    I think getting rid of phone books should have happened years ago. Hardly anyone uses house phones anymore and if someone wants to find a number they can look it up on the internet. I think I've used phone books more to sit on then to look things up. Getting rid of phone books is also going to save a lot of paper. It's going to suck for all the kids who are too short to sit at the table, but it's definitely worth it.

  104. Don't know about you by Geminii · · Score: 1

    But I'd want a phone book which at least had the numbers for the local power companies, ISP tech support lines, and maybe computer repair shops (if I was feeling lazy). Or at least a paper copy of number for a free directory service I could use in the meantime if something happened to any of the items I need to chain together to be able to access online directories.

    Huh. What we really need, it seems, is a button on landline and cell phones for 'Operator'...

    1. Re:Don't know about you by trigpoint · · Score: 1

      There is little chance of ISP Tech Support lines being in your local phonebook. Do you really expect them to pay for listings in every phonebook in the country? Local ISPs ceased to exist sometime in the last century. You will find a computer repair shop in the yellow pages.