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Scientifically, You Are Likely In the Slowest Line

MojoKid writes "As you wait in the checkout line for the holidays, your observation is most likely correct. That other line is moving faster than yours. That's what Bill Hammack (the Engineer Guy), from the Department of Chemical and Biomolecular Engineering at the University of Illinois — Urbana proves in this video. Ironically, the most efficient set-up is to have one line feed into several cashiers. This is because if any one line slows because of an issue, the entry queue continues to have customers reach check-out optimally. However, this is also perceived by customers as the least efficient, psychologically."

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  1. Costco by TastelessGarbage · · Score: 2

    Please, please, someone forward this to Jim Sinegal.

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    1. Re:Costco by jschen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's think about this a bit first. At a place like Costco, you may be trying to feed 20+ registers at a busy time. In terms of average wait time, it's better to have each line constantly full rather than to have someone have to move over to a register and start putting things up on the conveyor belt only after someone else cleared said register. One solution to this is that you specify have exactly one customer waiting behind each register, starting to load goods onto the conveyor belt. First of all, you now have the exact unfairness issue that multiple lines causes since one person might be behind someone with one item, and another behind someone with dozens of items. Might as well let them pick lines since you have the same result anyways, and don't need as much space dedicated to people forming a long line. If you still want to consider a single line, what about those far away stations (there must be at least one register 10 stations away or more)? And what if someone at one of those far away locations only has one or two items? Maybe we should switch to two customers behind each register before forming a big line? And how does a single line affect traffic in the store when you have 40+ people jamming up your main aisle on one side? Maybe we should have a line on each side? Or maybe it's best to let the customers sort through the situation, and just focus on having all open registers used to capacity, as currently is done.

    2. Re:Costco by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Single queues have further disadvantages. It takes time to get to the newly opened register. About 1 customer in 5 is a doofus too slow to respond to the opening until someone starts poking him. Some stores even have to appoint a person (sometimes two) to point out the opening and get the head of the line moving (thus adding to overhead and the price the customer pays).

      Single queues to multiple checkouts work well when the number of checkouts is small and they're close together, and it especially helps if there's a tendency for occasional customers to take much longer than the average. (This happens when there are price checks, arguments over prices, or [in airports] itinerary changes.) It isn't a reasonable option for a WalMart with 40 registers.

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    3. Re:Costco by commodore64_love · · Score: 0

      Woah.

      Yes you're right that having the second "waiting" person fill the conveyor belt with his food saves time, rather than have them standing back in the Single line queue while the belt sits empty. That's probably why stores continue to have separate lines, but at a bank or 7/11 that would not be an issue and the single line would be more efficient.

      This week I discovered a benefit of the "self checkout" line. Free food. I scanned my ~20 meals of frozen packages, but one of them jammed the eye sensor for some reason. The machine credited $2 to my account but the item was still sitting ten feet away next to the bags. Rather than go retrieve it I just shrugged my shoulders & scanned the next item.

      Apparently these things need some work. The store is saving about $7/hour by eliminating a clerk but if they give-away food then they will be losing in the long term.

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    4. Re:Costco by sgbett · · Score: 1

      Nice work! You just invented the third free.

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    5. Re:Costco by NoSig · · Score: 1

      If the optimal point is, say, one line for 4 registers, then group registers into fours and have a quad-line for each. At that point it may make sense to have a macro-line that feeds into 4 quad-lines and so on. You could hand out a map of the line system at the head of the mega-macro-quad*-line entry.

    6. Re:Costco by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2

      You're the reason the Walmart near me took out the self service lines.

      How hard is it to be honest?

      I love the self service lines... at certain stores. Kroger's seem to be the most prone to thinking you're stealing or just screwing up. Meijer's seem to work best.

    7. Re:Costco by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The unfairness issue of a single person getting stuck as they load the conveyor is not equal to the unfairness of 10 or 20 being stuck.

      The time to walk to any line is insignificant compared to the time to checkout or lost due to a price check or other 'blocking io'.

      Additionally, customers don't sort themselves efficiently into equal lines. Having worked as a cashier I can tell you that with 5 open lanes, more than 70% will load up in the same lane.

      People may psychologically perceive a single long line as being slower but the people who are against this simply like being able to cut ahead of those who don't take the time to seek out the shorter/faster lane.

    8. Re:Costco by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "Some stores even have to appoint a person (sometimes two) to point out the opening and get the head of the line moving (thus adding to overhead and the price the customer pays)."

      Not really. Like most organizations (in fact more so than most organizations) retail establishments don't pay a significant amount of their bottom line toward the employees staffing the store. A single store manager will make almost as much as the combined floor staff and combined salaries are still just noise in the bottom line.

    9. Re:Costco by demonlapin · · Score: 2

      You rapidly run out of real estate doing this.

    10. Re:Costco by BlackBloq · · Score: 1

      Man I wish I had half the energy you have, what a piece of writing!

    11. Re:Costco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best solution is to find the register that is being run by a man. The second best is to find the line with the most men in it.

      My wife called me sexist pig the first time I told her that, but then she started paying attention. She's a believer now.

    12. Re:Costco by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      At my local big box electronics store, there are 50 checkouts, and one line feeding them all. They usually only have 15 lines open, and there's never a wait. During this season, they open all 50 and the line, while long looking, moves very fast. There is an employee who coordinates the movements between lines, and it flows really well.

    13. Re:Costco by unitron · · Score: 1

      Having worked as a cashier I can tell you that with 5 open lanes, more than 70% will load up in the same lane.

      Perhaps they've noticed that whenever they move to a register with a shorter line it inevitably causes someone in front of them in that line to be trying to cash a check from inner Mongolia or some other such time-consuming maneuver. Moving from a long line to a short one almost invariably causes the short one to slow to a crawl and the long one to speed up considerably.

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    14. Re:Costco by rolfwind · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A hybrid system. Do the same thing we do at our self-checkout line, there are 2 opposing sections of 3 kiosks facing eachother across open space. One line forms (usually), and the next-in-line goes left or right depending on what register is open.

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      So, at a Costco, have 2 registers face eacher (conveyor belts across from each other in a space 2.5 carts wide) and use those line seperators airports and banks use to make a one cart wide line leading to both (this needs to be no longer than a few feet). Then a person can choose which line to join, and then can choose whether to go left or right -- probably as they see one or the other side paying sucessfully.

      Alternatively, at my Ikea, there are two registers, one right behind the other. So when a single line forms, the guy ahead of it can skip to the front register if free or it looks to be free. Same system as I described, basically.

      People still can make a choice (while forced queing would piss them off even if faster), get some of the benefits of a faster line if some grandma decides to pay with a check, and won't have any of the other hassles you describe like a massive, single long line.

    15. Re:Costco by pz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Single queues to multiple checkouts work well when the number of checkouts is small and they're close together, and it especially helps if there's a tendency for occasional customers to take much longer than the average. (This happens when there are price checks, arguments over prices, or [in airports] itinerary changes.) It isn't a reasonable option for a WalMart with 40 registers.

      And you've actually done the theoretical study of this? People have. Many people. There's even a subspecialty of operations research / computer science / psychology called Queueing Theory.

      And the answer really is that a single line works best, even when you include all of the other factors for nearly every situation. If you have a prompter who can anticipate shortly before a given teller will be free, they can even eliminate the travel latency to get from the line to the teller. Naturally, there is an upper limit for fanout, but then it is still the case that a larger queue feeding multiple tellers is more efficient. Always. It is never, ever more efficient to have one line per teller. Ever.

      Please, please, please, someone tell the people at US Passport Control about this. The prompter agent always seems to work to keep the small queues in front of each control agent as long as possible when they should be close to zero at all times.

      The US Post Office seems to understand the idea, for which I am grateful. Most banks understand this idea as well.

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    16. Re:Costco by Local+ID10T · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I love the self service lines...

      I hate them. Hire a damn person, clerks aren't that expensive and we have a lot of unemployment. This is not a case of automation being massively more efficient, its just penny pinching and putting people out of work. Plus whenever there is a problem, and they happen often, you have to wait for the one clerk at the kiosk to come over and correct the issue. It amounts to poor service in the name of minimal savings.

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    17. Re:Costco by kevinmenzel · · Score: 1

      I have never once had a problem at self checkout, I ALWAYS self checkout whenever I shop, and it's always significantly faster when I do, except in the rare case where they have updated their system and I need to learn the new checkout pattern. So I don't know where you shop, but at least for my groceries, and my home improvement purchases, I swear by self checkout.

    18. Re:Costco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. And?

    19. Re:Costco by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      Single queues have further disadvantages. It takes time to get to the newly opened register. About 1 customer in 5 is a doofus too slow to respond to the opening until someone starts poking him. Some stores even have to appoint a person (sometimes two) to point out the opening and get the head of the line moving (thus adding to overhead and the price the customer pays).

      If, as TFA claims, a single queue to three tellers is three times as fast as three queues, one for each of three tellers, then having the single queue plus a fourth person just to direct traffic would easily be more efficient than having four tellers with a single queue each, and thus reduce overhead.

      My only problem is working out real estate such that you can maneuver between any lane markers with those huge honkin' carts, especially at CostCo. But even standard grocery carts can be difficult to maneuver. And this would eat into the area that can hold/display/sell actual products, even when the store isn't busy. Because you just know that customers are going to ignore lane markers that aren't physically standing up from the floor (painted lines on the floor just aren't gonna cut it). They would likely have to remove some cashier stations and re-orient themselves around this whole new paradigm, which is all far too much risk for your standard CEO, even if the math is plain obvious to anyone moderately skilled in sciences. It just isn't gonna happen.

    20. Re:Costco by Local+ID10T · · Score: 2

      Try to buy alcohol at the grocery store...

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    21. Re:Costco by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Which is why the self-scan counters randomly trigger an audit.
      Next time it happens, you may end up with a police record for misdemeanor theft.

    22. Re:Costco by arth1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I prefer the scan-as-you-pick system, where we pick up a scanner when entering the store, then scan and bag our groceries as we go through the store, and when checking out, simply hand over the scanner and pay. The goods never go on a conveyor belt, and aren't handled by someone who alternates between touching money and food without washing their hands. And you know the total price before you go to the counter. But most of all, it's faster.

      Oh, and it's better for the environment too -- you bring your own bags in and out.

    23. Re:Costco by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering if the best setup might be a hybrid, with a feeder system that has puts exactly two people at each register, on checking out and one on deck.

      Then you don't have latency getting to place in, but it's still working almost as fast as a single queue. 90% of the people would get handled just as fast, with only the single person behind the slow person getting screwed. Which seems unfair, but is still more fair than single lines, where everyone behind the slow person is screwed.

      That is essentially what you're talking about with the anticipation person, but that seems to require some foreknowledge that would only apply to certain situations. Sometimes you can tell when someone is about to leave, like at a store...when someone's paying, they're about to leave, there's not anything else they can do after they've paid for their stuff.

      But some places, like a bank, that might be tricky sometimes, and people might get annoyed if they're 'supposed' to only go forward when someone is about to leave, only to find out they are not, in fact, leaving. So just putting them two deep to start with might be better.

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    24. Re:Costco by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I love the self service lines...

      I hate them.

      Then don't use them. I have never seen a store where they are mandatory.

      ... putting people out of work.

      Please educate yourself.

    25. Re:Costco by cjnichol · · Score: 1

      It does, however, work wonderfully for Walmart. At least for their express checkouts. They have up to 12 registers (usually only 4-6 are staffed when I go) and the single queue works great. There is an automated system which directs you to the next available cashier (it displays a number on a sign and also tells you to go to the checkout verbally after a ding).

    26. Re:Costco by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the long lines are longer because the customers can see that the cashier there is faster, and the people in the line has fewer items and are mostly male (and be honest here, while there are exceptions, men pay with card or large bills far more often than women, who are more likely to count coins or use cheques).

      Whereas a short line can be because the cashier moves like treacle, with women with full carts, and has been shortened by people leaving it for other lanes.

    27. Re:Costco by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      They're great for purchasing 6 items or less I think. They also tend to weed out those SOBs that stroll 20+ items in a 10 item or less checkout lane. WTF?! Sometimes, I just want to run in, buzz through checkout and be on my way ASAP. If you find Mr Efficient when shopping; wave. Chances are that's me :)

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    28. Re:Costco by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      The best solution is to find the register that is being run by a man. The second best is to find the line with the most men in it.

      My wife called me sexist pig the first time I told her that, but then she started paying attention. She's a believer now.

      Uh. I think it really depends on the experience of the person at the cash register. In my experience however, experienced female cashiers tend to be a lot faster than any male cashier.

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    29. Re:Costco by bbtom · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Please, please, please, someone tell the people at US Passport Control about this. The prompter agent always seems to work to keep the small queues in front of each control agent as long as possible when they should be close to zero at all times.

      The US Post Office seems to understand the idea, for which I am grateful. Most banks understand this idea as well.

      Passport control is an interesting one. Perhaps it's because I'm a UK citizen and I'm biased, but UK passport control always seemed slightly better organised than US in terms of queuing. At LHR Terminal 3, they just have one massive queue for UK/EU passport holders and one massive queue for foreign passport holders, then have a cluster of agents at the end, all close together.

      In SFO and BOS, they have a queue for US and a queue for foreign, then they have fan-out queues for each agent. As you say, this is bad queuing theory.

      The strange thing is that even though the LHR queue is usually enormous, it seems to get processed extremely quickly. Perhaps it's just subjective and my brain is playing tricks on me (the combination of spending 6-10 hours in a tin box, followed by the feeling that "London! Home!" etc.), but it would be interesting to see how this works comparatively between UK and US.

      I wonder whether the bottlenecks that get built into airport (and international trains like Eurostar) terminals are deliberately built-in or planned around. I mean, there may be a bottleneck at passport control in order to make sure that people go through customs at a steady speed, or to provide an opportunity for CCTV operators to keep an eye on the queue to see if anyone is acting oddly.

      Or, as when I last flew to Boston, so some idiot can dance around, making a nuisance of himself and swear at the TSA/ICE guys, while the polite group of Brits stand in line with a mixture of embarrassment (at someone being a dick in public) and fear (that an armed TSA/ICE guy or cop is going to shoot the dude when he does something unpredictable: 'cos, you know, we've seen Westerns and cop shows).

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    30. Re:Costco by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Put Alcohol last. Scan. Scan. Scan.
      Press the "call for help button".
      Keep scanning non alcoholic items. As soon as you notice the helper coming, scan the Alcohol. Have your wallet out and ready, show them the ID, let them swipe their badge.

      Takes no more time than a package store.

    31. Re:Costco by morethanapapercert · · Score: 1

      Also known as the Apu Nahasapeemapetilan Rule : All bachelors, all ten items or less, paid in cash no chit-chat....

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    32. Re:Costco by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      Clerks are stupid, and slow, like the guy at food lion today who tried to sell me on a MVP card for XX seconds while I was buying a single roll of wax paper

      if they offered a self service lane I would have been in it, aside from line time it would have taken 15 seconds to check out, but I got some retiree blabbling on about the mvp card for damn near a minuet, then wanted to fucking talk about the Titans over a 1.85$ single item purchase, while OMG, I was trying to get shit done

      never mind the fuckwit at walmart that Frisbeed my eggs damn near 2 foot down the line while yappin to some other employee last week

    33. Re:Costco by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      i don't think the macro line is worth the effort, you could just make a line for every 4-6 registers, i think that would load balance enough. that said the single line doesn't actually cost the store any less as they will serve exactly the same amount of people no matter how fast the line goes as long as no registers are empty, so i doubt they'd put masses of effort into it.

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    34. Re:Costco by webminer · · Score: 1

      This kind of setup would be god-sent for people like me who live in Florida! Freaking old people take hours to checkout. And then they have to chat with the checkout person and use thousands of their coupons even in the 10 items or less line too! Grrrr.....

    35. Re:Costco by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Additionally, customers don't sort themselves efficiently into equal lines. Having worked as a cashier I can tell you that with 5 open lanes, more than 70% will load up in the same lane.

      Not likely. With 10 customers, this would put 7 in line 1, 1 each in lines 2, 3, and 4, and nobody in line 5. With 100 customers, you'd end up with 70 in one of the lines, and an average of 8 in each of the other lines.

      Now, I'm no rocket scientist, but if I see one line with 70 people, and 4 lines with 8 people each, I'm probably going to be able to figure out which one has the longest waiting time. So, while I hate to question your highly-esteemed credentials, I'm calling bullshit.

    36. Re:Costco by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      Just drop the packet already!

    37. Re:Costco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the self service lines...

      I hate them

      I remember when they were first introduced, and nobody else used them. They were like my own private checkout.

      Then the fear wore off, and other people started using them despite their complete lack of problem solving skills.
      Nowadays, if I see those checkouts are busy, I go for the slow manned lanes if they're actually open.

      What I'd like are super-express self checkouts. If it takes a customer more than thirty seconds to scan all their items, they get booted out of the lane by force. No more of this, "Why don't it scan my potatoes?" ...then looks around embarrassed... gives up and stares at the screen until some clerk notices them or the idiot light starts blinking, or they slam/throw something, *huff* and finally walk out.

      Christmas is the happiest time of the year, and the most annoying to anyone that isn't happy.

    38. Re:Costco by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I've never seen 100 people in line outside of disney world but far be it from me to question your esteemed credentials.

      BTW, the other lines aren't an even spread either. They are distributed according to how far the lazy fat bastard consumers would have to walk to see a shorter line. Even among the adventurous ones who look past line 2 they assume there must be something wrong with line 4 because it is so short.

      Heres a hint. Take it or leave it. When considering a short line look for cues from the cashier rather than assuming it must be tainted somehow.

    39. Re:Costco by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      This US Passport control issue calls for Grocery Line Neutrality!! (Of course this doesn't apply to wireless grocery lines)

    40. Re:Costco by shaitand · · Score: 1

      That mentality is why 70% pile up in the first line and most of the rest in line 2. Which is why stores line Walmart put multiple major lanes so that line one for half the shoppers will be on the opposing side of the store from line 1 (as defined by proximity, not the actual number on the sign) for the other half.

      Yes look at the line length, yes look at the cart loads. But when you find a short line before you assume it is tainted you should make eye contact with the cashier. That should tell you all you need to know, including whether the cashier has dull cow eyes.

    41. Re:Costco by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Sometimes. But usually they are longer because people take the first line that comes along. The mentality which makes you say the rest of that shit doesn't care if its true. It just wants to justify not bothering look past two or three lines.

      Thanksgiving eve grocery shopping. Two lines to the self checkout, one for each half. One is three people long the other streams to the end of the store. The three person line has a coupon haggler slowing it down. Three people moved through the long line for every one in the short. I figure being #4 in that line still saved me at least 2hrs.

    42. Re:Costco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I hate them. Hire a damn person, clerks aren't that expensive and we have a lot of unemployment. This is not a case of automation being massively more efficient, its just penny pinching and putting people out of work. Plus whenever there is a problem, and they happen often, you have to wait for the one clerk at the kiosk to come over and correct the issue. It amounts to poor service in the name of minimal savings.

      Then the selfcheck associate is a retard, don't mind me saying. I run one of those, and its not hard at all to keep them running. 90% of self checkout problems can be fixed at the self check's podium where the clerk stands. The rare ones that can't are also simple fixes quite often, and its a rarity that more than one register has a clerk-required error at the same time. So its either a bad clerk, or a slow clerk.

      Also, contrarily, it takes more workforce to keep the self checkout lines. You're just thinking about the obvious single clerk. What about the people who are hired to do maintenance on them? Or the people who program them and perform updates? (Yes, they get software updates regularly, surprisingly enough.) The extra security required to keep them from generating shrink? (Yeah, most people who check out at those things are stealing. We have to hire extra plainclothes security JUST for self-checkouts.) I'd say that for a 4 register self scan section, there are at least 6 people employed.

      And yes, regular registers get maintenance and updates performed also, but its a bit of a different breed. There are a lot more components to maintain in a self service register.

    43. Re:Costco by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      This is the approach Fry's uses. It's extremely efficient.

      A single line is very comfortable at the grocery store too.

      I was surprised to read in the headline that people thought a single line was not as good but then I see posts saying that here.

      In my experience single line > awesomely better than > multiple lines and a chance at the horrific line from hell.

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    44. Re:Costco by decoy256 · · Score: 1

      That's not necessarily true... Right now, if you've got ten cashiers lanes, that means you have ten sets of magazine/candy/soda racks. Take those out and you'll free up quite a bit of space.

      Also, there are a number of stores that do the single queue setup (others have mentioned banks and USPS, but they do it at my local Best Buy and during busy times my local Costco has a guy feeding each line in a quasi-single line method.)

      As someone else mentioned, this is not just some arm-chair calculation... there is a whole science to how queues work and the single-queue has been proven time and time again to be the fastest method.

      The real blockade is that no one wants to stand in a long line, no matter how fast that line is going. They would rather wait a long time in a short line than wait a short time in a long line.

      Once again: PEBKAC... Problem Exists Between Kart And Cashier. (I know, I know... it's "Cart"... but I had to make it work with the old acronym.)

    45. Re:Costco by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I go to the same supermarket enough to know who the fastest cashiers are. It doesn't help. Either someone in front of me will want to argue about the price, pay for non-food items with meal vouchers or the till roll will run out.

      If none of those happens, or even if they do, I get to second place in the line and they change cashiers. The replacement will always be the new trainee. The one hired under some equal opportunity law - he only has one arm or something like that.

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    46. Re:Costco by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      You're right: a single line is much more efficient. More people go through the hole, faster.

      But I don't give a shit about that. I want to get in and out fast, so I'll walk all the lanes and quickly pick the one that looks like it's got an effective cashier with non-fat people in line. End result: I'm almost always out of the grocery lines in a couple minutes.

      And if they have self checkout, it's even faster, because those never have a line.

      And that is the appeal, to many: sure, it may be overall less efficient, but self determination and half a brain allows me to get through faster than the queuing method would, so it's preferential to me. My time is worth a hell of a lot more than other people's time - to me. If they felt similarly, maybe they'd move faster.

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    47. Re:Costco by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I did that exact thing today, the old duck on the register in the queue I was in was examining every item looking for the barcode, the girl on the next register was virtually throwing items into the bags, not once did she pause to hunt for the barcode or open the picture book to figure out what kind of vegatable she had on the scale. I swapped lanes and even though the girl had an extra trolley in her queue I got thru faster.

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    48. Re:Costco by RichiH · · Score: 1

      Easy solution:

      1) You need to have local mini-queues. If any of them slows down, that's tough luck for the two people in that queue, but it does not affect the others.
      2) A line should feed a maximum of five cashiers. Have more cashiers than that? The system is still better.

      Of course, real life issues like space-saving and people not getting the system will break it anyway. Been there, seen that.

    49. Re:Costco by dtml-try+MyNick · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't be moving in line with the fastest cashier, you should pick a combination of speed and experience by the cashier.

      A cashier with a lot of experience will be able to deal with difficult customers a lot faster then a 'newbie' would. For example, a experienced employee doesn't have to call the store manager to solve a problem, he/she already knows what to do.

      When I aproach a line in a supermarket I always try to get in line with the most experienced cashier (unless I know he/she is really slow) But I also check the type of customers that are in line before me.

      Lot's of old people? Skip that, they are to slow. Lot's of uptight persons? Skip that, there's a bigger chance of arguments with the cashier.
      Lot's of younger people? Take that one, they'll tend to be in a hurry more.

      Also, a line with a few people that have a lot of groceries tends to be faster that a lot of people with few groceries since the payment process is the most time consuming factor.

      And actually, I disagree with the article since I'm usually in the fastest queue line. I basicaly made a study of it on my own, the pleasant side effect of ADHD I guess ;-) (Bet you couldn't tell that already ;-)

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    50. Re:Costco by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering if the best setup might be a hybrid, with a feeder system that has puts exactly two people at each register, on checking out and one on deck.

      I agree that this is a good suggestion. I would add an optimisation to this in that the second person gets called from the main queue when the previous person reaches the payment phase. This should be easy enough to do with modern tills, and would avoid the situation where you are behind someone with two huge trolleys full of produce that needs to be weighed, items missing the label, and things with security tags that the cashier can't remove without management assistance.

    51. Re:Costco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If they felt similarly, maybe they'd move faster." No. According to game theory, you're making things worse for everyone. If they felt similarly, everyone would try to be first and everyone would be worse off.

    52. Re:Costco by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      It depends if the latency of walking to the newly cleared checkout is less than being on deck with the person checking out with 200 items, who has to have price checks, and a managers approval for their personal check.

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    53. Re:Costco by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      The Fresh & Easy stores in my area are self serve only. Just tossin' that out. :)

    54. Re:Costco by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      You're right: a single line is much more efficient. More people go through the hole, faster.

      But I don't give a shit about that. I want to get in and out fast, so I'll walk all the lanes and quickly pick the one that looks like it's got an effective cashier with non-fat people in line. End result: I'm almost always out of the grocery lines in a couple minutes.

      And if they have self checkout, it's even faster, because those never have a line.

      And that is the appeal, to many: sure, it may be overall less efficient, but self determination and half a brain allows me to get through faster than the queuing method would, so it's preferential to me. My time is worth a hell of a lot more than other people's time - to me. If they felt similarly, maybe they'd move faster.

      That's pretty much my MO as well. I try to find what will be the fastest line and get in it. Cashier speed is usually the biggest factor. I've seen cashiers that regular shoppers avoid at all costs, sometimes even when they don't have a line. I've seen others that a long line at their register is still faster than a short line at another. If I have a good handle on who the fastest cashiers are, I won't want a single line/multiple register approach. Otherwise I would welcome it.

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    55. Re:Costco by Inda · · Score: 1

      I love taking all my small change and feeding it. I know the people behind have to wait, but I'm showing them the True Way (tm). Saves the 6% those nasty change machines charge too.

      Some people get stuck with the multi-button choices, so here's another trick: you don't need to press any buttons. Scan then feed in the money. Nothing more.

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    56. Re:Costco by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I agree that a hybrid system like that would probably be better in theory.

      In practice it would confuse most of the customers and probably a fair few of the staff.

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    57. Re:Costco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouldn't be moving in line with the fastest cashier, you should pick a combination of speed and experience by the cashier.

      A cashier with a lot of experience will be able to deal with difficult customers a lot faster

      So he should choose the faster (overall) one?

    58. Re:Costco by lul_wat · · Score: 1

      It takes time to get to the newly opened register. About 1 customer in 5 is a doofus too slow to respond to the opening until someteone starts poking him.

      What the registers need is a little Green light which goes on once the customer is at the point of paying, but before the register is free. This gives time for people to get to that register and be ready once the customer has paid

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    59. Re:Costco by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately you can't trust people not to steal that way.

    60. Re:Costco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did that, once. As soon as I scanned the bottle, the system alerted the clerk who was overseeing the four or so self-checkout registers that mine was part of; she came over, verified that I was old enough by looking at me (I'm middle-age), and scanned her own badge to authorize the transaction.

      I think it took about... 20 seconds, all in all.

    61. Re:Costco by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      All the places that single-queue works involve people who are carrying either nothing or a small number of items with them, so that the queue itself doesn't occupy much space. A cart takes up as much space as two people by itself, and (more importantly) with groceries there is a real advantage to unloading everything onto the belt while the person ahead of you is checking out.

      As for the racks by the checkout, the other big advantage of individual queues is that they do not get very deep, and so you can occupy a wide but shallow space at the front of the store. A single queue would have to extend back into the store somewhat and would become a barrier to passing from one side of the store to the other.

      I know about the advantages of single-queue systems. It's safe to bet that Wal-Mart does, too. And if they're not using it, you'd better believe that there's a good reason why not. They've found that express and self-check lanes work better to split the load.

    62. Re:Costco by NoSig · · Score: 1

      I may not have been entirely serious in advocating something that I named a "mega-macro-quad*-line" of such complexity that it requires a map to navigate.

    63. Re:Costco by residieu · · Score: 1

      The only problem I have with self checkout is coupons. You scan the coupon, and then you're supposed to deposit them in a slot. I guess this slot is supposed to detect that you've put in a coupon, but it never works. It just sits there still telling me to put in the coupon until an employee comes over and clears it. Luckily I don't use many coupons.

    64. Re:Costco by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 1

      What I find most interesting about this is that people naturally think it's the least efficient method. It's been obvious to me for years now that it's clearly the most efficient method, whenever I've seen it employed.

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    65. Re:Costco by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately you can't trust people not to steal that way.

      Which is why the stores that have it have a randomly triggered audit (a 1:20 chance in the store I shop at, I believe), and the police is called in for everyone who shoplifts. The risk of an arrest record and misdemeanor theft charge tends to help people stay honest.

      There's still going to be some shoplifting, but that is offset by customers scanning and bagging themselves, which reduces staff costs.

    66. Re:Costco by similar_name · · Score: 1

      They've found that express and self-check lanes work better to split the load.

      I've noticed self-check lanes tend to be grouped into four with one queue. By the way what 5 letter word can you take four letters from and it still sounds the same?

    67. Re:Costco by similar_name · · Score: 1

      For only a few items I will checkout in Electronics, Jewelry, or Garden. At least when I'm at Wal-Mart. I've made it in and out in under 3 minutes.

    68. Re:Costco by picoboy · · Score: 1

      I love the self service lines...

      I hate them. Hire a damn person, clerks aren't that expensive and we have a lot of unemployment. This is not a case of automation being massively more efficient, its just penny pinching and putting people out of work. Plus whenever there is a problem, and they happen often, you have to wait for the one clerk at the kiosk to come over and correct the issue. It amounts to poor service in the name of minimal savings.

      You must like waiting in line. I don't know where you shop, but where I shop the self-service lines are the only ones that properly implement output queuing. One line feeds usually 4 to 6 registers, as it should be. Even if one or two of the self-service registers has a problem that needs to be serviced by the one designated clerk, it is still substantially more efficient for the rest of us that are up to the task of scanning our own groceries.

    69. Re:Costco by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      You know, the entirety of your argument can be easily negated by simply changing the recommendation to: people in the queue go to a cashier when the conveyor has enough free space to start putting down their items. At worst, you'll have only one person who is slowing down just you. All other slow people will be averaged against the queue, and the average time over the day (or any period when the queue is not empty) will be exactly the same as multiple queues (one per checkout), if not better.

      The one thing I like about banks in my area is that they tend to favor queues. This is especially practical there because there is no way to tell who will be fast and who will be slow, and the only penalty incurred is walking from the end of the queue to the cashier.

      Of course, I doubt I've changed your opinion at all. Your basic lack of knowledge on the nature and proper usage of queues is pretty much exemplified when you said:

      Maybe we should switch to two customers behind each register before forming a big line?

      Not because it sounds remarkably similar to what I said above (there is one subtle difference), but because a queue can hold zero people! Know what you do in that instance? Yep, go to a free cashier, just as if the queue didn't exist at all. I know it's amazing, but we've had the concept of 0 for over a thousand years. Try using it somewhere besides as a placeholder in big numbers.

      And how does a single line affect traffic in the store when you have 40+ people jamming up your main aisle on one side?

      And where exactly do you envision those people standing when there isn't one big queue? Maybe we could make the queue there?

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    70. Re:Costco by mdarksbane · · Score: 2

      They seem to work fine at the grocery, but horribly at other stores. The hardware stores have them, and let me tell you that running a load of lumber and bricks through one is *not* efficient.

    71. Re:Costco by Byzantine · · Score: 1

      I too love the self-checkout—except for the two years that I worked from 2:00 PM to close (often midnight or later). For various reasons (my wife's work schedule, and therefore, childcare, mostly), the best time for my grocery shopping was always when I got off work. By the time I got to the store, all of the cashier-staffed lines were closed; only the self-checkout was open. Because I lived a ways out from a small town, it was also always optimum for me to make one grocery trip a week (i.e., not to buy small quantities of things as we needed them), so I usually had at $100-$200 worth of groceries in my cart. Ever try to self-checkout $150 worth of groceries, of which a large portion is produce? Hugely annoying, and took forever because I didn't have all the produce codes memorized like the cashiers did.

      Often, the self-checkout monitor would take pity on me and just do it for me.

    72. Re:Costco by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>How hard is it to be honest?

      How hard is it to provide a clerk, so I don't have to go after food, or deal with errors in the machine, and waste my time??? If THEIR system is fallible such that it charged me for a meal, and then credited it back to me after it was already in the baggage zone, that's certainly not my fault. Hire a clerk, give him or her a job, and those things won't happen.

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    73. Re:Costco by Byzantine · · Score: 1

      Then don't use them. I have never seen a store where they are mandatory.

      The Kroger in my area always closes down the cashier-staffed lanes after a certain time. The Walmart does so intermittently.

    74. Re:Costco by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Holy runon sentence Batman!

      Yes you're right that having the second "waiting" person fill the conveyor belt with his food saves time, rather than have them standing back in the Single line queue while the belt sits empty. That's probably why stores continue to have separate lines, but at a bank or 7/11 that would not be an issue and the single line would be more efficient.

      This week I discovered a benefit of the "self checkout" line. Free food. I scanned my ~20 meals of frozen packages, but one of them jammed the eye sensor for some reason. The machine credited $2 to my account but the item was still sitting ten feet away next to the bags. Rather than go retrieve it I just shrugged my shoulders & scanned the next item. I didn't create the problem (no clerks to help me)(or the random credits the machine gives customers) - neither is it my responsibility to fix it.

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    75. Re:Costco by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Putting people out of work? Why is it that make-work is considered noble? I'd rather write people a cheque for doing nothing and then automate their jobs away, than pay them to do unnecessary labour. The only jobs that are worth "creating" or "preserving" are jobs that could not otherwise be done.

    76. Re:Costco by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      You could probably do that with automation, in fact, and not need a person sending people to lines. Something on the register that indicated the next person should come forward when the end total is rung up.

      There could still be delays, I've seen people who seem to take several minutes paying, but that can't really be helped.

      The question is how you do something like that when there is no obvious 'about to end' item in the transaction. Like at a bank or the DMV or whatever.

      OTOH, those don't have people having to maneuver carts and put things on conveyor belts. All those people have to do is walk five feet.

      Of course, if we're talking about way to speed up stores, an obvious thing to do is to have a payment place. You have someone count up everything you have, put everything back in the cart, and then you walk over and pay somewhere else.

      The problem is that you only need one of those per five checkout people, and really need two of them, so it really only makes sense if the store is massive and people are buying huge carts.

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    77. Re:Costco by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Actually, that isn't true - Microcenter has a single queue and they wrap it along a wall where the customers would stand in multiple queue checkouts. They then pack in an entire aisle of impulse buy items where normally they'd have 2 feet at each register for those. Some Best Buy stores have also moved to this model, as well. I did notice at both stores that when they have 5 or 6 registers open like the week before Christmas the cashiers often have to call for the next customer because it's too busy for customers to always see when someone is leaving.

      The problem with someplace like Target or Walmart adopting single queue is that they potentially have 40 registers open at once, and herding people becomes non-trivial when over a certain size. Even if they split the aisle and had 20 on each side that is still too large for single queue without some mechanism that tells customers to go and what aisle to go to. If you solve that problem cheaply, and efficiently, I'm sure Walmart would pay for the patent rights.

    78. Re:Costco by ljgshkg · · Score: 1

      In such case, you can group each few cashiers into one line, and have multiiple lines across. Then it can still have a bit of "even out" effect. While pushing the cart over is fast enough.

    79. Re:Costco by Creepy · · Score: 1

      I think the perspective problem comes from this:

      single line = post office a week before Christmas
      multiple lines = grocery store before Christmas

      In the post office, the line snakes out the door and part way down the street and takes nearly 2 hours. At the grocery store I'm at the front of the line in under 15 minutes.

      Now if you just have that much information, obviously multiple lines > single line. So what is missing? The number of cashiers. At the post office, there are 4-5 people working. At the grocery store there are potentially 22 registers and 4 self-checkout lanes at the store I go to most and 42 lanes at the one I go to if I'm shopping on my way home from work (a Super Target).

      Microcenter and Best Buy, who also use the single line setup at stores near me also only have 8 registers or less. So the perceived slowness is mostly due to less registers being open in most cases. The problem is, and I've said it before in this thread, is that single lines don't scale well because customers can't tell which lines are open. Also the additional walking is difficult for the old and/or handicapped, so having them get to the register may take some time.

    80. Re:Costco by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      queue

    81. Re:Costco by Stupid+McStupidson · · Score: 1
      Not really. Like most organizations (in fact more so than most organizations) retail establishments don't pay a significant amount of their bottom line toward the employees staffing the store. A single store manager will make almost as much as the combined floor staff and combined salaries are still just noise in the bottom line.



          If you make 10 bucks an hour, it costs considerably more than 10/hour to have you on the clock. Even without medical benefits, the insurance, tax, administrative, and unemployment insurance contributions to support this person are substantially more than the simple wage of the employee. The very rough rule of thumb to figure this is double the employee's salary/wage to get the cost of that employee. This does not include benefits.

        If a typical Wal-Mart has 20 part-time(no benefits) employees making $6/hr, by your estimation the store manager must be making around $120/hr. I can assure you that Joe StoreManager does not make $230,000+ per year. The combined cost of the employees of a single store is considerable, a far cry from 'noise'.
    82. Re:Costco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the self service lines...

      I hate them.

      Then don't use them. I have never seen a store where they are mandatory.

      Lowes. At least the one nearest me. The only staffed "register" is the Customer Service/returns desk.

    83. Re:Costco by sco08y · · Score: 1

      ... putting people out of work.

      Please educate yourself.

      In particular, if you find yourself making protectionist arguments or anti-technology arguments, these are not necessarily based on a zero-sum premise, but they are certainly very prone to it.

      The reason the self-checkout lines don't cost jobs is because they allow the store to do more business. Having someone make a list of what's in a cart instead of having a machine do it means:

      Spending a year putting stuff in a cart means that next year the employee will have no new qualifications, so their next job isn't going to be much better. That means they're not going to supply as much to the economy, and will demand less from it.

      Because the employees are idle when the store is slow, they're not getting paid much. Less pay means less demand for goods and services.

      For the customers, it means peak times involve longer waiting. They'll have to make decisions about how to utilize their time, e.g. an hour standing in line vs. an hour with the family. Generally, they'll buy less stuff, meaning the store will do less business.

      In any individual case, it doesn't seem like it makes a huge difference. Just a few hours here and there wasted, but in aggregate it means that capital investment allows everyone involved to simply do more stuff; you actually expand the economy. And it doesn't expand "at the top" and "trickle down," rather, the expansion is happening at the lowest level, people buying and selling goods, more demand for qualified employees, and the results of that trickle up to the larger investors.

      You can see the difference quite dramatically if you visit a third world country. Everything they do is via teams of dozens of guys, the results are usually inconsistent and slow, so it just means that getting anything done takes forever. There is less business done, people don't have qualifications for good jobs, and the whole place is poor. (But not poor like we understand poverty here, poor as in dying in the streets during a bad winter poor.)

    84. Re:Costco by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I've never seen 100 people in line outside of disney world but far be it from me to question your esteemed credentials.

      The total number doesn't matter - it's your claimed percentage that's retarded. As long as you're saying that one line gets 70%+ while the other 4 get less than 30% combined, the only logical conclusion is that you're pulling numbers out of your ass. Either that or you work at a place frequented exclusively by people who need to wear velcro shoes.

    85. Re:Costco by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      You don't have to wonder. Through the magic of computers and a discipline know as "modelling and simulation" various scenarios have been simulated and a single line feeding all available wickets is indeed the best.

      You would already know this if you had read a few other posts in this thread.

      This sort of modelling is in fact one of the earliest uses for computers and is done for airports, traffic lights, and many other situations where you want efficient routing of traffic that arrives randomly (well, not completely random, you have to pick the correct distribution).

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    86. Re:Costco by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Why don't you just shop elsewhere?

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    87. Re:Costco by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      At fry's, when a register comes open, it starts flashing and the line wrangler says, "27 is open" to you.
      One line feeds up to 50 registers. It's pretty awesome.

      Without a wrangler, I'd limit it to about 8 lines.

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    88. Re:Costco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but it has been already invented. The other day my Chinese coworker asked for a license for $WINDOWS_IDE.
      Software guy - What had you been using till now?
      Chinese Guy - $WINDOWS_IDE_ALT
      SG - I don't remember buying a license for that.
      CG - No need for a license, it is Free Software.
      SG - Are you sure? I' pretty sure you have to pay for that one.
      CG - I downloaded it from this site
      SG - Goddamn Chung, this ain't China, stop stealing software, we can buy you any license you need. Do I need to remember you we sell software for a living?
      CG - But it is free... *Shrugs*

    89. Re:Costco by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      I've even had them visually check me from right over at the self-checkout console. The better self checkout systems will make the age check asynchronous and only block if you get to the end of checking out before they get to you, which is usually fixable by making sure to scan the restricted items first.

    90. Re:Costco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't stolen. The authorized representative of the store (the self-service machine) allowed him to have it for no price.

    91. Re:Costco by DigiTechGuy · · Score: 1

      I have never once had a problem at self checkout, ... and my home improvement purchases, I swear by self checkout.

      Purchasing a few 2x12's, which have tags on most now at the home improvement store I sometimes use. "Please place the item in the bagging area" Yeah, I fucking can't, it's 2"x12"x10'! Proceed to wait for clerk to make error disappear. Then try to scan some fasteners, most of which are tagged. Have to scan each individually, wait to register on computer, place in bagging area, then scan next identical item. At which point some will not have tags, yet are identical to previous fasteners. Okay, So I pull one out of bagging area to scan, at which point the system flips out because I pulled an item out of the bagging area before paying. It's insanity.

      If I go to the local hardware store and grab a whole whack of fasteners I get no hassle. I just walk up with a fist full of fasteners or my pockets full of them and say "16 at $.14, 6 at $.80, ..." bam, done. In and out no problem no hassle no aggravation. Moral of the story, some high school kid getting $5/hr or whatever is a lot more efficient and intelligent than these self serve lines at the big name stores.

    92. Re:Costco by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Except I see nowhere talking about startup costs.

      If it takes, for example, an hour to walk into place and unload a cart onto the belt, which people could do while behind another person, and it only takes ten minutes to checkout, then a single line feeding all checkouts only when they are empty is obviously not the most efficient.

      The question is at which point does it become more efficient to feed people singly vs. doubly.

      You would already know this if you had read a few other posts in this thread.

      The article doesn't talk about that except in regard to show what line you're in is not the fastest (Which is, um, stupid, we all knew that.), and there are exactly two mentions of 'simulation' and one of 'modeling' in the comments, and neither are even slightly relevant to what I asked.

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  2. Hmm by windcask · · Score: 1

    That, or it's a more efficient use of space to have displays and inventory running down the center of the store, rather than a huge empty lane leading into a tree of registers.

  3. What's so new about single line queue? by BLToday · · Score: 3, Informative

    I thought we've verify the efficiency of single line queue for many years.

    1. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is the norm in Britain. And it works. But trying to get people to do this in the States is like pulling teeth.

    2. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by icebike · · Score: 2

      I thought we've verify the efficiency of single line queue for many years.

      Me too.

      I further doubt that most people still think single queue, multiple servers is perceived by customers as the least efficient. People have seen it work well at banks, Airport Security, Post offices, and other places. (Did I just say post offices were efficient?).

      The bad rap it gets is usually from the jump-in-front people who perceive the lack of an opportunity to queue-hop as removing one option under their control. Just often enough to enforce this belief, the die-hard queue hopper will get serviced faster than the average customer.

      Single queue - multi server "reduces wait time for those that wait".

      If you perceive that you are in the slowest line, you probably are, because you wouldn't notice the speed of other lines if you weren't.

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    3. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Binestar · · Score: 2

      Borders does this

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    4. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Every post office and bank in my area does this, along with book stores, most of the eateries, airports, and nearly anywhere else. I hardly ever see multiple lines, regardless as to venue, in the last few years - in the states.

    5. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yeah we do this on self checkouts here. It seems obvious that it's the most efficient method.

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    6. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Dishevel · · Score: 2

      Frys Electronics dose as well.

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    7. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by ddrichardson · · Score: 2

      Some places yes but I wouldn't say its "the norm" - certainly none of the supermarkets does it and that's where it pisses me off. Stand for 15 minutes in a queue only for someone to open a new till for someone who's hasn't waited at all.

      I think as a nation, Britain has a real etiquette about queuing and I know I feel a real injustice when someone gets to skip it.

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    8. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Some places yes but I wouldn't say its "the norm" - certainly none of the supermarkets does it and that's where it pisses me off. Stand for 15 minutes in a queue only for someone to open a new till for someone who's hasn't waited at all.

      I bet that one person who doesn't have to wait thinks that method is the most efficient.

      Keep shopping until an opportunity comes up to get in a short line and be done with it; while the sheep and inattentive continue to wait in line for long periods of time, which means they're not interfering with your ability to get checked out and done quickly.

    9. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Yeah we do this on self checkouts here. It seems obvious that it's the most efficient method.

      I think the analysis is incomplete for the supermarket situation however.

      Consider the case where you have a very large number of people going through the system and 10 or 11 registers.

      Consider how much floor space it takes to have 10 or 11 registers.

      Consider that a "single queue" to go to all the registers has to live somewhere.

      That will mean that there is some non-trivial distance to be travelled from the queue to the next available register.

      Eventually the non-trivial distance, means a closer register gets freed up before the shopper can reach the farthest register.

      The result.... as the distance the shopper's wagon has to be pushed to reach the farthest register increases, the less efficient the usage of that farthest register, with there always being a free register that is closer, it will never be used.

    10. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      "Nobody knows how to queue better than a Briton!" - Arthur Dent. 15 mins? I usually stand less than 5 at the US grocery stores.

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    11. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you also be considered a sheep, for deciding to buy impulsively while you walk around the store aimlessly?

    12. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      Consider how much floor space it takes to have 10 or 11 registers.

      Not much at all for a department store (because it usually requires very little counter space). But lets consider Costco as the worst case scenario. Simply breakup the system into 2 or 3 queues to make up for customers failing to pay attention to all of the registers.

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      I see the glass as full with a FoS of 2.
    13. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by nitro-57 · · Score: 1

      Best Buy has a single line queue as well, they take the opportunity to try and sell you last minute items in the cattle queue.

    14. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      I always found it annoying because the British queues at say an airport were normally out the terminal door while the continental queues were half the size because they formed 2 queues for the 2 airline reps at the front. Same for Tesco self service tills. We form 1 long queue in the middle for four tills (2 tills per bank, so there should be 2 queues) hoping to take the next available computer till. While the trolley queues are all single file. Are you saying then a single file is better for both examples?

    15. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the Fry's here in Manhattan Beach does that, but the customer service is so slow and horrible that it still ends up taking just as long.

    16. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by CrackedButter · · Score: 2

      In Britain most likely. In London none at all. It's every man for himself it seems.

    17. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Here in Portugal, at least in small/medium sized supermarkets, the people already in line for other tills have priority, and the cashiers point that out (besides, most people respect that anyway).

    18. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a little ridiculous in Britain as they do the single queue even when it's obviously not part of the layout of the store. When you have a single queue of 25 people snaking out into the isles with only 5 of those people in the area built to handle 5 lines of 5...

      So.. if the store is designed for it go ahead.. but if there's a huge area in front of multiple registers then make proper use of it dammit!

      On the other hand...
      If you want to see the other extreme go to China. I was there just before the Olympics and they had police and drummers and people chanting a "line up" song of some type hoping to teach people how to be civil. Of course.. without government intervention Asians ( sorry to generalize.. but they've earned it) make every purchase point look like an unruly drunken mob trying to buy another drink.

      my negativity for the day.. bah humbug ;)

    19. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GROCERY STORE. You obviously do not cook.

    20. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by afidel · · Score: 0

      As does Microcenter.

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    21. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      No, I don't cook often, and that is a good observation.

      However, let's be honest: It's not hard to get Americans to use single-queue multiple-cashier systems, as was the point of the GP, as evidenced by the huge number of places that the system is used effectively in the States.

    22. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Costco wouldn't be a worst case scenario because they tend to have a lot of floor space compared to their inventory. A normal grocery store has much less area dedicated to empty space between the registers and the rest of the store.

    23. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      It depends on the average intelligence of the shopper.

      Single queue lines work best where the IQ of the shopper is above average. I've never had a problem with single lines at self checkouts near campus where nearly everyone is a college student and understands how things flow.

      On the other hand, off near the other part of town where the busiest shopping day is the day Food Stamps come out. If you hang more than 1' behind a register, someone will find a way to get themselves in there. And don't try to point out the obvious. Hell hath no fury like a low IQ made to wait.

    24. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by somersault · · Score: 1

      With self checkouts you can fit 4 self-checkouts in the space of a typical manned checkout. At the supermarket around the corner from me they have 8 self checkouts now. When there were only 4 the queue sometimes got a little large, but now there is either no queue, or just a very small one.

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    25. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did I just say post offices were efficient?

      Are you implying that an organization that will carry an item from Los Angeles California to Portland Maine for 44 cents is inefficient?

    26. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by demonlapin · · Score: 2

      Grocery stores feature full carts that are slow to move from point to point and take up a lot of space, reducing the efficiency of single-queue systems. The flip side is that there are no express lanes in single-queue stores, while they are prominent in multiple-queue systems.

    27. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Here in California, that is the norm as well. A new register opening will usually take the second person waiting in the original line. They don't take the first person because it is likely to take longer getting them in the other register than it will for the person in front of them to finish.

    28. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      But trying to get people to do this in the States is like pulling teeth.

      Phew! For a second there I thought we'd get through a Slashdot story without pointless US-bashing.

      Anyway, tons of large chains in the have single lines. Fry's, and Barnes and Noble spring instantly to mind... I'm sure I could come up with a half-dozen more if I thought about it longer.

    29. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      that's because Americans form lines, not queues...

    30. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Single file is the best way to distribute people. However, if you don't want it to occupy an extraordinary amount of space, then you'll need to use rope barriers or similar to have it twist back and forth on itself. The serpentine array of rope barriers is how it's usually done in the US.

    31. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by DreamArcher · · Score: 1

      They also have 50 cashiers which helps. I also like there is a person stationed at the head of the line to tell you which cashier to go to. Without it and you don't happen to see that cashier 100' away open then everybody tends to get grumpy.

    32. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by shentino · · Score: 1

      Because we americans are so impatient we cannot STAND to see a gap in a register line and we're just going to explode that someone might get it before we do.

      It's not all about efficiency, it's about ego and getting a short line before the other guy does. I've gone grocery shopping, and I see jockeying for position all the time. I've even been the victim of brave daredevils that have balls enough to cut in front of me when they won't get caught, and where getting my spot taken back would cause too much of a ruckus for store security to tolerate.

    33. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a single line queue may be ok

    34. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by snookums · · Score: 1

      This is the norm in Britain. And it works. But trying to get people to do this in the States is like pulling teeth.

      Yes, well, given that queuing is the national pastime of Britain, you would expect them to get it right.

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    35. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1

      Grocery stores feature full carts that are slow to move from point to point and take up a lot of space, reducing the efficiency of single-queue systems. The flip side is that there are no express lanes in single-queue stores, while they are prominent in multiple-queue systems.

      Both good points...

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    36. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      It's trivial to set up a screen at the front of the single line that tells you which cashier is open. Hell, most Wells Fargo branches I've been in do this. One line for all the teller windows, and a screen that tells you which window to go to when it's your turn.

    37. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1

      You need more people around with the balls to speak up when someone attempts to pull this kind of stunt. Grow a spine, and stand up for yourself and the rest of the people in line behind you.

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    38. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the GP would never consider himself a sheep, even if he was chewing grass and getting buttfucked by some kiwi. Don't bother him with logic.

    39. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Yes, because you can't seem to tell the difference between queues that are long in space and queues that are long in time.

      Time is what matters if you're the person in the queue, and the long single queue to multiple windows is faster.

    40. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say that stores where most shoppers have carts tend to have multiple lines. This makes sense to a degree since there is a larger loss of time in moving carts between lines and you cannot easily use switchbacks in these sorts of lines like you can without the large shopping carts (e.g. eateries, bookstores).

    41. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      Except Borders almost always has only one register open. What's the point if you're too cheap to run more than one till at a time?

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    42. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by mrmeval · · Score: 0

      They give out free Ritalin?

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    43. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      Here in Japan, right before they open a new register, the new checkout person goes to an existing queue and notifies the next person waiting. This way, you get the benefit of a new register opening but none of the line jumping.

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    44. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

      IIRC some US military commissaries use this strategy. I vaguely recall seeing it at Kadena AFB, but then again, that was 10 years ago.

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    45. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by shentino · · Score: 1

      More like I was too busy gawking at the candy rack to notice until it was too late to stop him without causing a major ruckus.

      Between the time I noticed and the time I could have said anything the deed had already been done, and any circumstantial evidence that would have proven I was there first had long since been destroyed.

      Being a pipsqueak a ways down the totem pole of seniority didn't help matters either.

    46. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by bbtom · · Score: 2

      Except for public transport, where it is every-man-for-himself and passive-aggressive behaviour all day, every day, everywhere. I can't remember the last time I saw a queue at a bus stop in London for instance.

      Good christ, I've seen too many people arguing about how noisy they are in the "quiet carriage" on trains.

      My favourite bit of public rudeness was on a commuter train out of Cannon Street, the terminal in the City, London's financial district. Lots of bankers, businessmen etc. I was on said train and two men are sitting opposite one another. I know from experience that this seat in the carriage has a large box of emergency equipment under the seat, so your feet always end up going forward under the table. If you've got long legs and big feet, your feet end up protruding quite far under the table because you can't pull them back towards you very easily. This was evidently happening. The man opposite shouted "EXCUSE ME SIR, ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL OR SOMETHING?" The rest of the carriage -- myself included -- tried very, very hard not to burst into giggles.

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    47. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Alistair+Hutton · · Score: 1
      The point, as Bill Bryson states in Notes from a Small Island, is that the British form a single queue system in all situations bar large supermarkets, even when there is no markings or indications to do so.

      The British are genetically superior at queuing than any other people on the planet.

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    48. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      In Belgium and France it's like a cavalry charge, but it seems they only ever open a new till when I'm second in line anyway.

      The sensible thing would be for the operator, just before opening the new till, to walk along/accross the lines to select and direct people to it. I did actually see that yesterday, but she just split the line in two and led them to the other register. Nice for the guy just after the cut, sod all use for the one in front of him who had been waiting longer.

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    49. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Walmart does this (or something similar). They've got 30 odd registers, with 3 columns of 10.

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    50. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      You don't get to chose the line where the pretty girl is doing the checking.

    51. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      The Commissaries at our military bases do this too.

      NEXT Please!

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    52. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      I think as a nation, Britain has a real etiquette about queuing and I know I feel a real injustice when someone gets to skip it.

      Go live in Germany for a bit. That will cure you of any queue jumping guilt in a jiffy. They don't seem to queue as much as have a big group of people who all know they are next.

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    53. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      I can't tell because I'm distracted by the difference in human behaviour. Maybe I should better explain.

      If there are two aisles in a Tesco store for larger shopping trolleys, nobody sits in the middle of them both waiting for the next available till to open. Those queues would be highly awkward with regard to available space. So you pick an aisle and wait. This doesn't happen in the basket checkouts. I never knew why and I thought it was rampant opportunism. The perception of space and time haven't entered my head.

      With airline queues I always wondered why the British queues ended outside the door (even in the rain) or curled around corners where the other queues (because they were half the size) stayed inside the terminal.

    54. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because Britons are the world's best queuers.
      In fact, if two people stand back-to-front in any random location, you'll pretty soon have a queue forming.
      It'll take 5 minutes before the third person politely asks if the queue is moving forward.

    55. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Btw, off topic, but which is the right code for inserting a URL in your sig. I can't make mine to work. I like your blog btw, reading it now.

    56. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But queing in britain is generally worse - most places seem to operate with a queue of a a few people/minutes, even when there are extra staff and unused tills available, This may be an intentional way of getting you to spend more time in the hot zone of impulse buy items, or just general laziness on the part of the staff (which doesn't make sense as it takes the same amount of time for them either way - particularly aggravating at border control points). What does annoy me is that the British are willing to put up with it when it is such a massive collective waste of their time. Customer service is a foreign concept.

    57. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I *hate* the single line queue and will not shop at a store that uses them (Best Buy, for one, I will never shop there ever again)

      I like knowing that I have a choice in selecting which line I want to get in, and more often than not, I luck out and find a short line, or I'm behind few people with few items as opposed to one or many people with overloaded carts. Yes my strategy sometimes backfires but I prefer taking my chances.

      Lastly, I will never forget the time I went to Best Buy (that fateful day) and they had a single queue. I had two items, a new register opened, she said she was open -- nobody went to it.. she again said her lane was open, yet still nobody went to it. I walked up to her, avoiding the entire line, she rang up my 2 items, and I handed her my credit card. At this point I was scolded by a Best Buy employee for bypassing the line, and she was instructed to cancel my transaction. At this point I dropped my bag to the floor and walked out the door.

    58. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1

      I further doubt that most people still think single queue, multiple servers is perceived by customers as the least efficient.

      Indeed. When I read that I thought, "Speak for yourself buddy. I'm always irritated having to choose from 8 queues (or so) at supermarkets and then getting stuck in a slow one."

    59. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by ZERO1ZERO · · Score: 1

      Interestingly as well, Americans 'make turns' rather than just turning. E.g "make a left at the next intersection". "turn left at the next junction"

    60. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the local Fry's Electronics here they do a single line queue to multiple tellers. And implemented it quite well in my opinion. So while it certainly isn't everywhere, it is in some locations.

    61. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bad rap it gets is usually from the jump-in-front people

      I thought that bad rap was usually due to Rob van Winkle...

    62. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      HTML address tag.

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    63. Re:What's so new about single line queue? by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Cheers dude. I haven't used HTML in years.

  4. one line to many cashiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only see that done at banks, DMV's, and Fry's.

    1. Re:one line to many cashiers by istartedi · · Score: 3, Funny

      The DMV does something right? I think we need another study. :)

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    2. Re:one line to many cashiers by clarkkent09 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The mystery remains though why Fry's has upwards of 60 checkout registers when only 5 or 6 are open at any one time.

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    3. Re:one line to many cashiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its because Frys wants to get a bulk discount from the register repair guy. They wait until 50 of the registers are broken, then call them.

    4. Re:one line to many cashiers by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      California DMV uses many lines(er, ticket calls) to many clerks depending on the reason they're there and if they made reservations beforehand.

      That being said, I prefer the psychological comfort of many lines. When driving, I would rather to take more total time on a longer detour than wait in standstill traffic because the illusion of motion is less hectic.

      Nothing makes me angrier than being herded through that serpentine queue at Best Buy, lined with impulse items, as if I'm so fat or desparate that I can't resist grabbing anything chocolatey or shiney that's put in front of my face. MOOOOOOO!

    5. Re:one line to many cashiers by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      ...or why they have door Nazis when you can just walk passed them without showing your receipt.

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    6. Re:one line to many cashiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wisconsin DMV has been doing it right for a while. Usually takes 20 minutes or less for me. How do they do it? You talk to someone to get your paperwork which they explain, and they give you a ticket with a number. Since the paperwork is explained before being filled out, there is much less correction needed at the counter. Even if YOU get it right, chances are that a number of people would have made mistakes and been ahead of you in line. Since it's a ticket system... you get to sit and read, people watch, play angry birds, whatever rather than avoiding staring at the back of the head of the person in front of you.

      Then again, a significant portion of the improvement is likely to be related to functions being accessible online or at the emissions station.

    7. Re:one line to many cashiers by somersault · · Score: 1

      *whoosh*

      Also, you wanted "it's".

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    8. Re:one line to many cashiers by Bourdain · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine they're given a certain degree of discretion in their job... e.g.

      (1) if you offer to show them your bag contents, they probably won't examine it
      (2) if you have a small bag it receives less scrutiny
      (3) if you otherwise look to be a mature professional, you'll receive less scrutiny

    9. Re:one line to many cashiers by somersault · · Score: 1

      That being said, I prefer the psychological comfort of many lines. When driving, I would rather to take more total time on a longer detour than wait in standstill traffic because the illusion of motion is less hectic.

      That doesn't seem like a good analogy. The single queue is the longer one, and also the one that will keep moving.

      I have caused myself occasional psychological distress from gambling on short queues over just taking the longer queue at the self chekouts. It's annoying seeing people join the longer queue after you've joined the shorter one, then also seeing them leave before you have even started checking out.

      The impulse items are silly yes, but the system itself is good. Assigning tasks to free processors is much better than predeciding a big list of tasks to go to each processor without knowing how long each will actually take.

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    10. Re:one line to many cashiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      As an English major, what I find interesting is that slashdot's grammar nazis are never one of us - the people who have studied language in detail. Rather, they're usually math and computer programmers, for whom formal systems are incredibly important. If you misuse a semicolon in a program, it can fuck shit up. But that's a program or an equation, and while they may use the same glyphs as language, they're not the same thing. Because everyone speaks English, many assume they're experts with it. But, to someone who's studied it extensively, hearing "decimate means 'reduce by 1/10' and any other usage is wrong" is the same as telling a programmer "goto isn't a word" It's taking the rules from one discipline, applying them to another, and then saying the second is in error. Spelling and grammar are important, but they're important for the same reason that dressing nicely is important. People are superficial, and will judge you by superficial things. You can't be sloppy with language and expect people to think you're smart, any more than you can dress like a slob and have people think you're professional. However, as we all know, there's times when you don't need to look professional - and that's what
      grammar nazis don't understand. If I say you're an idiot for not wearing a suit to Wal-mart, you'd say I was a shallow dick. If you correct my usage of "begs the question" in anything but a formal philosophical essay, you're being just as bad. For the people who claim they're protecting the language from "degradation," take it from the English majors - language will be fine without you. There's never going to be a point where language degrades so much that we say "fuck it" and die off. Right now, there's hundreds of
      different languages being spoken around the world, you think one more is going to destroy communication forever? So the idiom "I could care less" doesn't make sense when parsed
      like a computer. Neither does saying "let the cat out of the bag" when you really mean "bring an issue to light." So it makes it slightly harder for a foreign student to learn
      the rules, it's not like English is the only language in the world with confusing expressions. The general tone of slashdot often suggests that, because English majors don't have
      a lot of job opportunities, we're dumber than scientists or engineers. We may be stupid for choosing the major, but once we've gotten our degree, we know just as much about our
      field as a compsci major knows about his. I don't go around assuming that my knowledge of Qbasic lets me tell the admins how easy it is to keep the site up.
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    11. Re:one line to many cashiers by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      But you're missing the point; if I were stealing, why would I volunteer to show them my bag and/or receipt?

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    12. Re:one line to many cashiers by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      Because you might like to shop there again in the future?

    13. Re:one line to many cashiers by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      indeed, the last 10 years (give or take) I've been able to just walk past them and they ask once to 'see my receipt' but never ever come after me.

      it seems they are told to try but not be too forceful.

      and, we get along well that way, too.

      (lesson: just walk by them and they won't 'harm' you)

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    14. Re:one line to many cashiers by somersault · · Score: 0

      You'd think an English major would understand line wrapping.. YOU DON'T NEED TO PRESS
      CARRIAGE RETURN AT THE
      END OF EACH LINE

      "Let the cat out of the bag" makes perfect sense. Once the cat is out, it's crazy and agile, and hard to get it back in the bag.

      "I could care less" does not make sense when used to mean "I couldn't care any less", ie what is meant to be an emphatic "I don't care". Would it mean the same thing if people said "I don't" at a wedding instead of "I do"? Somehow I think. No wait, let me try that again. Somehow I think not.

      I am of course a programmer so I like stuff to be logical as you say, but I can't see how any person with even average IQ could find introducing or removing random "not"s throughout the language to be a good thing to do for aiding comprehension. Sure, we probably will have to live with it because people are fucking morons, but we should be allowed to complain when people are being fucking morons.

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    15. Re:one line to many cashiers by somersault · · Score: 1

      *sigh* his whole sig is a joke. It is of course meant to annoy grammar nazis.

      On the other hand, it does make some sense (though not much) even with the current wording. If you assert that "whom" is no longer a real word, at least in "intense" usage of language, it does beg the question "who cares", because it can no longer be "whom cares?". I don't know for sure that he intended that, but I think he probably did.

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    16. Re:one line to many cashiers by MrEricSir · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They're not going to stop you from coming in. I've shopped at Fry's and Best Buy on many occasions, and each time I've walked passed the door Nazis without saying a word. They didn't try to stop me (that would be illegal), nor did they ever take my photo, ID, or "blacklist" me from entering.

      The only exceptions are club stores like Costco where you sign a contract that says they'll revoke your membership if you don't let them check your receipts.

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    17. Re:one line to many cashiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should have booze in the impulse displays. Then you'd buy.

    18. Re:one line to many cashiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live 1 minute away from Fry's (great store by the way, reminds me of electronic stores in the 80's). But, from what I've seen, they check everyone. Indianapolis, IN.

    19. Re:one line to many cashiers by mtmra70 · · Score: 1

      My local Best Buy uses a single queue as well. When the cashier is printing the receipt either they or the check-out supervisor sends a person to them. By the time they get there they are ready to be checked-out.
       
        Best Buy and the DMV doing something logical?!?!

    20. Re:one line to many cashiers by jbengt · · Score: 0

      I believe that "I could care less" is an idiomatic shortening of "As if I could care less".
      On the other hand, I still think it's wrong. And I don't mind when someone points out that "decimate" means destroying 10% or how "begging the question" is a term of art in logic, because I'm not scared of learning things. (though you should be able to tell from my writing that I'm not a "grammar nazi")

    21. Re:one line to many cashiers by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      Because you're not shopping on Black Friday. Given how cheap a cash register is and how little space it takes up, it's really not a bad idea to have 7000 of them for the one day a year you need them, even if you only use 1 on weekdays. But it would be a bit of a blunder to be paying 40 people $8 / hour just to save a customer that isn't going to get better service elsewhere 2 minutes.

    22. Re:one line to many cashiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh bitch, bitch, bitch.

    23. Re:one line to many cashiers by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I once worked at a grocery store for two years. It had nine checkout lines, and in that time all of them were manned once that I saw. Don't remember when it was, but most likely it was before the 4th of July or Thanksgiving.

      I'd suppose they have that many for once-a-year events like Black Friday, or the day after Christmas. Not having a Fry's anywhere /near/ me, I could only speculate as to whether they'll ever fill all of them even on those days. If not, then perhaps it's a bit of optimism as to their future needs.

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    24. Re:one line to many cashiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tldr

    25. Re:one line to many cashiers by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      i've always taken "i could care less" as being sarcastic. that said i've never heard anyone say it in real life so i really could care less.

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    26. Re:one line to many cashiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't go at the right time. Black Friday, the Fry's in Sunnyvale had all hands on deck, all registers going. The line was easily 100 meters long, and my wife started to panic, but was moving at a reasonably quick walk. My wife was amazed. Many hands make light work!

    27. Re:one line to many cashiers by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      As an English major, what I find interesting is that slashdot's grammar nazis are never one of us

      Well, there's your problem. You're the only English major on Slashdot. ;-)

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    28. Re:one line to many cashiers by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      The DMV just has a really really big Token Bucket

    29. Re:one line to many cashiers by Isaac-1 · · Score: 1

      You must have a different DMV than I do, here it means you walk in and are presented with a numbered ticket dispenser with a large "TAKE A NUMBER" notice and a lighted sign on the wall saying "No serving # ___". The problem is you walk in get ticket #74, the sign says now serving #12 and there are only 35 other people in the place.

    30. Re:one line to many cashiers by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that having the queue works great when there are a lot of people. However, what I hate is when Fry's isn't busy and they still have some chump making you wait until s/he notices that a green light is on (even though they are typically facing the WRONG direction to make such a decision!). If there isn't a line, I just avoid the queue line altogether and go to one of the registers at the end which the chump almost never sees anyway.

      -l

      /No, I wouldn't cut in line in front of anyone. It's only when they are not busy that I go directly to a register.

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    31. Re:one line to many cashiers by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      But you're missing the point; if I were stealing, why would I volunteer to show them my bag and/or receipt?

      Because if you're dumb enough to shoplift from Frys, you might be dumb enough to show your receipt and get caught.

      More importantly though, you might just assume they could legally inspect your bags against your will and figure it's too much of a risk to shoplift from there in the first place. I'd guess they've done trials where one store had inspectors and one store didn't, and saw less loss at the inspected store without actually catching anyone. Signs advertising burglar alarms outside your home are supposedly more effective at preventing theft than actual alarm systems themselves, since only a very stupid burglar would still be in the house by the time anyone came in response to the alarm. Many would be burglars though wouldn't bother with it, since it's a hassle they don't need to put up with: there are plenty of houses with no alarm systems to worry about.

    32. Re:one line to many cashiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh. Because if you act like a normal person they won't think you're a thief.

    33. Re:one line to many cashiers by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      As an English major [...] If I say you're an idiot for not wearing a suit to Wal-mart

      Spend a lot of time there, do you?

      So the idiom "I could care less" doesn't make sense when parsed like a computer. Neither does saying "let the cat out of the bag" when you really mean "bring an issue to light."

      You're comparing apples and oranges. (I see what you did there - Ed)

      The former means what it literally says: that whatever the smallest value of caring is, it's equal to how much I care, so it's mathematically impossible for me to care less.

      The latter is a metaphor, referring to shady practices at agricultural markets. It's related to the phrase buying pig in a poke.

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    34. Re:one line to many cashiers by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      They may, however, deny returns without the door guard mark on the receipt.

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    35. Re:one line to many cashiers by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Yes, the DMV lets you schedule an appointment online, and you walk in at the scheduled time to a special window, bypassing the lines completely. For some reason very few people know about this. I went to contest a late charge for my registration (the foul up was on their end), and I was in and out in 10 minutes, and even had a sweet, young Japanese girl happily eliminate the charge with a smile. I waved jauntily at all the poor fools standing in the lines as I left, walking along like Strutting Leo DeCaprio.

    36. Re:one line to many cashiers by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows about it in California. You can make an appointment online but good luck having it be within the next month and a half.

    37. Re:one line to many cashiers by AzN1337c0d3r · · Score: 1

      As someone who has camped out for Black Friday: All 50 registers are open that morning.

    38. Re:one line to many cashiers by owlstead · · Score: 1

      I guess because they don't trust their employees. If you watch more closely, you will see that each cashier has his own register. So they know who to blame when they are counting the money in the register (or at least bring it down to one or two employees).

    39. Re:one line to many cashiers by residieu · · Score: 1

      But in the single line you keep moving more, everytime someone finishes at ANY cashier, you move forward. It's not an ILLUSION of motion, it's real motion. You also KNOW you're not stuck in the slow line. With multiple lines, you keep seeing the other lines move while you don't. That's an illusion of you not making progress, that's bad.

    40. Re:one line to many cashiers by somersault · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, it's just people being idiots. It doesn't work as sarcasm. "I couldn't care more" would work as sarcasm.

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    41. Re:one line to many cashiers by Landak · · Score: 1

      I believe that a sufficient summary of your excellent post would be "Language is descriptive, not prescriptive, biatches". Am I correct?

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    42. Re:one line to many cashiers by jsh1972 · · Score: 1

      the door nazi is there so when you walk out with the newest justin bieber cd jammed down your tighty-whiteys and the anti-theft scanner starts dinging he'll be right on hand to tackle you.

    43. Re:one line to many cashiers by Bourdain · · Score: 1

      Because someone who offers to show a receipt is inherently lower risk.

      In fact, I always offer to show my receipt, because I don't want to have to wait extra time while the fellow checks my bag. As a result, the door guy has NEVER checked my bag at ANY store since I offer to show a receipt.

      Accordingly, someone who is actually stealing would seemingly pass under the radar that much more easily if they just offer to show a receipt when they leave.

    44. Re:one line to many cashiers by sco08y · · Score: 1

      I once worked at a grocery store for two years. It had nine checkout lines, and in that time all of them were manned once that I saw. Don't remember when it was, but most likely it was before the 4th of July or Thanksgiving.

      You must have never been in a grocery store when there's news of a snowstorm.

    45. Re:one line to many cashiers by chickenarise · · Score: 1

      I always interpreted "I could care less" to be sarcastic. Also, "let the cat out of the bag" is from the cat-o-nine-tails used on ships to dole out punishment way back in the day.

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    46. Re:one line to many cashiers by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I'm certain I was, but I have successfully blocked that memory out.

      However, I was in Wallyworld an hour ago, and nineteen out of twenty cash registers were manned. Cashier said it'd been like that all day.

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    47. Re:one line to many cashiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect the pig one is more likely, as letting the cat out of the bag is revealing a secret

      http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/let-the-cat-out-of-the-bag.html

    48. Re:one line to many cashiers by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Have you actually been to Fry's on Black Friday?

      They pay someone to manage the line, by standing at the back of the line holding a giant bunch of helium balloons (so customers can see the balloons from across the store, thus knowing where the end of the line is) and as more customers queue up, this person chooses a path for where the line is to form. It will zig-zag around through much of the store, and can take easily a couple of hours to get through.

      Fry's does manage it fairly well, but I certainly wouldn't call it a pleasant shopping experience.

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    49. Re:one line to many cashiers by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Really? My example above was just last year and I got an appointment just a week out.

  5. Single queue by Fjandr · · Score: 1

    Lots of locations in the US have discovered this. Fry's, REI, and just about any bank or credit union, to name a few.

    1. Re:Single queue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wal-Mart in Canada uses the same system if you have less than 10 or so items (quick checkout), depending on the size of the queue extra cashiers get added (or removed).

    2. Re:Single queue by EdIII · · Score: 1

      To add, I don't think it is perceived as slower psychologically either.

      With Fry's they actually have a person directing the next customer in line to the next available cashier. First time I encountered it, I perceived it as faster, due to an increased appearance of organization.

    3. Re:Single queue by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      I have to agree, though I learned long ago that I see things far differently than most people. As a result, I have to be careful assuming that my perception of something at all resembles that of others.

  6. Fry's by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    I noticed they did this at fry's. Probably for this reason alone.

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    1. Re:Fry's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but then you have the one employee who simply stands there to point to which register is now available for the next person, despite them having their lights flash when they are open... Couldn't said person simply be another cashier?

    2. Re:Fry's by bhcompy · · Score: 1

      When there are 60 cash registers it gets kind of hard to see who's open and who's not... and if someone is already going to that register. That's why the guy at Fry's generally stands on a stool or in a high chair.

    3. Re:Fry's by pspahn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm sure the fact that they can have a more impressive impulse purchase rack also factors in. They can have a greater variety of items by not having the same small selection of stuff at each register.

      Microcenter also does this (at least here in Denver), though it's a much smaller store than any Fry's I've ever been to (even the old ones).

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    4. Re:Fry's by somersault · · Score: 1

      Those guys are there to help out when things go wrong with the self checkouts. Probably also to make sure people aren't just putting things into their pockets instead of scanning them.

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    5. Re:Fry's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have the little lights at Fry's

    6. Re:Fry's by somersault · · Score: 1

      I remember an article (probably here) ages ago about Tesco club cards etc. Tesco stopped doing the impulse crap after their research showed it wasn't actually any use. It does give a slightly classier feel if there aren't stupid sweets at the checkouts.

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    7. Re:Fry's by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      People wouldn't be able to figure it out. Even if they could, it only takes one person to screw it all up.

    8. Re:Fry's by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      I thought it was because he/she was only about 7 years old. guess I was wrong.

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    9. Re:Fry's by pspahn · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I don't really ever make any impulse purchases at a grocery store (maybe gum, but I want that anyway), yet, I've actually bought a number of impulse things from Fry's and Microcenter.

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    10. Re:Fry's by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      What do people normally by at Frys? How long does a normal transaction take? Frys queues look much different and have a greater distribution than say a Walmart. Where you have a single guy with a pack of batteries and maybe a frozen dinner and then you have a mother of 6 with a cart overflowing with goods.

    11. Re:Fry's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Walmart too. 6+ express checkouts are fed by one line.

  7. Paging Monty Hall by schmidt349 · · Score: 5, Funny

    See, you have three checkout lines to choose from. You can't see the register from where you are, but at two of the three lines the cashier is a goat...

    1. Re:Paging Monty Hall by SimonInOz · · Score: 1

      And halfway along, one of the cashiers closes, but Monty offers to put you in another line.

      Trust me, take this offer ...

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    2. Re:Paging Monty Hall by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Well, what I heard is that McDonalds has a sandwich not on the menus, called McGuffin but you have to ask for it specifically...

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  8. Science? by camcorder · · Score: 0

    What this has to do with science?

    1. Re:Science? by gerddie · · Score: 1

      and this.

    2. Re:Science? by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

      It would seem they mean MATHEMATICALLY, You Are Likely In the Slowest Line. Compared to the misleading titles and summaries we often see on this site, that's a pretty minor error so I'm not going to sweat it.

    3. Re:Science? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      As my former sysop used to say when i begged for more processing time on the local linux cluster - "there is no just queuing system, live with it, son."

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    4. Re:Science? by Galestar · · Score: 1

      Actually it would seem they mean "MATHEMATICALLY, You Are Likely NOT In the FASTEST Line."

      THAT is quite a major error.

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    5. Re:Science? by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1

      That really bugged the shit out of me too...

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    6. Re:Science? by Kizeh · · Score: 1

      I kept reading through the comments and couldn't believe nobody had pointed that out before, so thank you. It seemed pretty clear to me that they said chances are that one of the lines around you moves faster than yours, which is probability 101 and just common sense.

  9. Ironic? by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ironically, the most efficient set-up is to have one line feed into several cashiers... However, this is also perceived by customers as the least efficient, psychologically.

    That's a shame, since it's obviously the most fair, and eliminates the annoyance of jockeying into different lines to maybe get a faster one. I guess people like the chance of getting lucky occasionally, even at the cost of utility (average wait time) and fairness? Hmmm, our economy makes so much more sense now.

    1. Re:Ironic? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      I guess people like the chance of getting lucky occasionally

      I know that I do!

    2. Re:Ironic? by jadavis · · Score: 1

      I don't think that a global queue necessarily increases utility.

      First, if all of the cashiers are busy during the peak time, then there's not any real loss of efficiency. So the only real issue is fairness.

      A global queue does appear to be an improvement in fairness, but there are costs. One of them is the extra space, which means that you potentially lose some cashiers (and thus efficiency) for this fairness. Another cost is the attention of customers so that they respond quickly when they need to move to the register (personally, I don't like paying constant attention to the irrelevant details of daily life).

      And why is this fairness worth those costs? The "unfair" cases have an effect on the order of 5 minutes (otherwise you can move to another line). Those same shoppers probably encountered a lot more unfairness on the drive to the store (miss one light, and a hundred people who arrive at the intersection after you get to go first). Who cares? Where did this obsession with unfairness come from? Life isn't fair, and it's certainly not going to be fair down to a 5-minute resolution any time soon.

      The only kind of unfairness that really matters are things that have a profound impact on your life. or things that are systematic against some person or group of people (and therefore might add up to a profound impact). This is neither.

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    3. Re:Ironic? by SimonInOz · · Score: 1

      This technique is widely used here, in sunny Australia. Virgin, for example, Australia Post, and the Commonwealth Bank, etc.

      The downside is the time takes for the person at the front to realise they are actually next, and where to go - they have dings and lights, but people are surprisingly dopey, I have observed.

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    4. Re:Ironic? by shentino · · Score: 1

      Efficiency often takes a back seat to fairness when defectors can stab you in the back.

      See Prisoner's Dilemma.

    5. Re:Ironic? by saforrest · · Score: 1

      I guess people like the chance of getting lucky occasionally, even at the cost of utility (average wait time) and fairness?

      Yes, people, and monkeys too!

    6. Re:Ironic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are over thinking the situation. People are *stupid*. They don't care about "lucky" or "fair" or fastest. What they look for is shortest line and in their brains that means fastest..

    7. Re:Ironic? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      I think you meant that you like the fantasy of having a chance. We all know there is no chance.

    8. Re:Ironic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The downside is the time takes for the person at the front to realise they are actually next

      Nothing a good donkey punch couldn't cure. *BAP* You're up, bitch!

    9. Re:Ironic? by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      I guess people like the chance of getting lucky occasionally, even at the cost of utility (average wait time) and fairness?

      Or maybe you haven't thought through your argument at all? Let's see, in a supermarket the customers usually push a trolley, which takes quite a bit of room, and that's not counting the other family members. If there was a single long line, where would the customers do the waiting?

      The line would have to snake around the store, filling up aisles, and requiring the customers to maneuver their trolleys. That would block the other customers from buying goods, not just in front of the cashiers, but throughout the store. Moreover, if the single line moves fast, then those waiting customers would have to be maneuvering their trolleys a lot more frequently, causing accidents and irritation. In fact, if you have 10 cashiers and 100 waiting customers, then with a single line every customer would have to stop and go 100 times on average, whereas if you have 10 lines, then each customer has only to stop and go 10 times on average.

    10. Re:Ironic? by GreenCow · · Score: 1

      Fry's electronics stores use a single line, usually with an extra staffer to direct people to the current open cashier (a role which isn't totally necessary since the cashiers have green lights when they're ready, but i'm sure people would still get confused) this works well for them as they have 10-30 cashiers running. In stores with just 5-10 registers it might take extra space to run a line like that.

      More importantly, for grocery stores at least, is the ubiquitous candy/magazine rack at the checkout line. People have to wait and so they start looking around and what they see is high margin luxury products. It makes good sense. Stores aren't trying to get people out of the store efficiently, they're trying to make money.

    11. Re:Ironic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say you have 10 registers open. Using the single queue, tree'd approach, what would be 10 lines of ~4 people each becomes one line of 40 people. Psychologically, you hate seeing one line of 40 people, even if you get through in half the time.

    12. Re:Ironic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like "bargaining" for whitegoods. Everyone knows that the posted price is artificially inflated, that all items have a fixed minimum "because you bargained" price and that there will be a set of sweeteners thrown in, and yet if you dumped the whole charade and just put honest prices on the goods and refused partake in the bargaining dance many people would feel cheated and go elsewhere. It's stupid, conter-productive and a complete waste of time, but it's also human nature.

    13. Re:Ironic? by dwater · · Score: 1

      I was wondering why it was 'ironic', and I think it's common knowledge that a single line is more efficient...many places use this system with either a single queue or a take-a-number.

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  10. Unless you are at Fry's Electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At Fry's, you know the line is moving fast because you hardly ever stand still, especially on Black Friday.

    One thing Fry's does that most other single-queue places don't do is they "hide the lines" - you can't see the cash registers until you are almost to the head of the line.

    Disclaimer: I am a former Fry's employee who shopped there long before working there and still shop there today. Other than that I have no vested interest in Fry's Electronics.

    1. Re:Unless you are at Fry's Electronics by bugs2squash · · Score: 2

      They also hide the back-scatter xray machines that assure them that you're not stealing anything. I think they only have two sets of doors at the exit way to make sure you breath out any store air you may be concealing in your lungs and have not paid for before you leave.
      I don't swear off buying from places because it only hurts me, but I sure do avoid shopping at Frys because of their apparent "every customer is a criminal" mindset.

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    2. Re:Unless you are at Fry's Electronics by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      Have you sworn off shopping at Home Depot and Best Buy as well? Because they do the exact same thing.

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    3. Re:Unless you are at Fry's Electronics by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      Our local WalMart checks every receipt before you get to leave the store. They occasionally check your bags & cart to make sure it matches your receipt. They have one really old guy doing it and it backs up a line to exit the store even when there are only a few customers shopping.

    4. Re:Unless you are at Fry's Electronics by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Have you sworn off shopping at Home Depot and Best Buy as well? Because they do the exact same thing.

      Which is what exactly?

      I shopped at those places, and never encountered any employee showing evidence of an "every customer is a criminal" mindset.

    5. Re:Unless you are at Fry's Electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I walk right past the receipt checkers every time. If they ask, I say "No thanks", never breaking stride. At least in California they know they can't stop you without either accusing you of shoplifting or being open to false imprisonment charges -- assuming you could find a compliant cop and DA, which is a big IF for most of us, but apparently it's happened (as a guess, to some wantabe Larry Ellison type -- there's enough of them that shop at Fry's -- with both the wallet and dickatude to pursue it).

      Same thing at Best Buy (which I really do avoid) or most any place else that pulls this shit. (Yes, I've read the stories about Best Buy threatening to arrest people, and clueless cops willing to do so.) Costco and the like are an exception, since it's in your membership agreement to let them check.

    6. Re:Unless you are at Fry's Electronics by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Walk on out. They can't stop you. They can't come after you. IF they stop you, you can sue for wrongful imprisonment.

      http://www.crimedoctor.com/loss_prevention_3.htm

      Are Door Bag Searches Legal?

      Yes, as long as the inspection is voluntary. No, if the bag check is involuntary or coerced. This is a rather fine legal distinction that is subject to misunderstanding and abuse. Basically, nothing in the law gives the merchant the right to detain a customer for the purpose of searching a shopping bag unless there is a reasonable suspicion of retail theft. See my web page on Shoplifting: Detention & Arrest for more details

      A customer can refuse to have their bag checked and simply walk out the door past the bag checker. Hopefully the bag checker has been trained to know that they cannot force anyone to submit to a bag search without cause. This is important because the expectation of the bag checker is that all bag contents have been purchased. The worst thing that could happen is that an aggressive bag checker would forcibly detain or threaten a customer who refused to comply with the voluntary search

      I've walked out of a Best Buy before and the alarm went off. There was absolutely no one AT the door to begin with. I was already 5' out the second set of double doors when I got a "Sir, Sir, The alarm went off." I turned around, acknowledged the fact to the guy that indeed, the alarm had gone off and kept walking. He was in a tizzy on his radio. Followed me 1/2 way to my car. I think tried to get my plate number, however, from another link on that page.

      To establish a solid base for probable cause and prevent false arrest claims, there are six universally accepted steps that a merchant should follow before deciding to stop someone suspected of shoplifting:

      You must see the shoplifter approach your merchandise
      You must see the shoplifter select your merchandise
      You must see the shoplifter conceal or carry away or convert your merchandise
      You must maintain continuous observation the shoplifter
      You must see the shoplifter fail to pay for the merchandise
      You must approach the shoplifter outside of the store

      They didn't have a single one of those and they knew it.

      Rules are a bit different for CostCo and Sams Club as that is a part of the membership agreement you sign.

    7. Re:Unless you are at Fry's Electronics by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Although Sam's Club checks every receipt, Wal-Mart in general only asks to see the receipt if you have something that isn't in a bag. Just bypass them, they won't stop you.

    8. Re:Unless you are at Fry's Electronics by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1

      Parent is absolutely correct in that you can walk out without stopping to show your receipt/have you bags inspected and they cannot stop you without having a reasonable belief that you stole something, HOWEVER; having the alarm go off would be considered by most courts a reasonable indication that further scrutiny was warranted. The alarm may be wrong, but it is a valid indicator that something is not right.

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    9. Re:Unless you are at Fry's Electronics by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      The "every customer is a criminal" mindset that the grandfather is referring to, is the employees posted at the exit to check receipts and verify that the items the customer is leaving with match the sales record.

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  11. Obvious by Arancaytar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is because if any one line slows because of an issue, the entry queue continues to have customers reach check-out optimally

    How is that ironic? Doesn't everyone know that? There is no customer configuration in which a single queue isn't more efficient than multiple queues, in average or worst-case waiting time or throughput. You could probably model that and prove it mathematically without needing simulation or experiments.

    1. Re:Obvious by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Agreed, I think this was very well understood a long time ago.

    2. Re:Obvious by Galestar · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Doesn't everyone know that?

      You are assuming the average person actually has something on their mind other than what's for dinner and who's on American Idol tonight.

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    3. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. In fact, I've noticed customers spontaneously organizing a single line in fast food restaurants and drug stores that have multiple cashiers behind a counter with no signage or markers for either a single or separate checkout lines. Quite often, someone will cut in and go straight to an open cashier. Usually, people in line just shrug and keep waiting.

    4. Re:Obvious by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      The case where single queue is going to be worse is at a place like Wal-mart, where there's going to be quite a few people hopping in ahead of you without repercussion (and the line is usually going to be hundreds long at any given time). They don't use single queue because they don't want to hire security to keep people out of the front of the line.

    5. Re:Obvious by Galestar · · Score: 1

      For reasons why the "single-queue" isn't as efficient, see this comment

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    6. Re:Obvious by Balthisar · · Score: 1

      I'm currently working in Mexico, and get this: the Walmarts here *do* have an area of a single queue. It's roped off (no line jumpers), consists of about 10 registers (of which I've seen a maximum of five working), limited to 20 items (although when waiting in regular lines with more items, employees have directed me there anyway), and it works splendidly.

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    7. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a bunch of guys in Kansas that built a museum where Jesus rides on dinosaurs, I assume to command them to save the Jews from the evil, technologically and socially advanced Roman Empire and their guarantee of protection from foreign invasion. So no, not everyone knows that.

    8. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm wondering about overhead though, mostly waiting for the person to make their journey to the line...at Fry's, this can be a good 8 seconds! I think they've simplified the problem a bit. I know a line will go slow if the person in front of me has a shopping cart filled to the brim, so I'll go to the next line. I'll also see how much total merchandise there is in front of me, and choose depending on that. In both cases, I have information in choosing the line, not just a dumb random pick. I can imagine this is how everyone does it.

      From what I've seen waiting, multi line problem with real people in real stores is somewhat self correcting...if a line is going very slow, people wont just walk up to it, they'll always try to choose the fastest line and are usually fairly correct. And, if a line frees up beside them or the line they're in is noticeably slower, they'll just pop over to the free...if it's free, they're not even inconveniencing anyone, and there was minimal overhead since they were close.

      I think theory and practicality are a little off on this one.

    9. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the configuration where several customers are inattentive and don't notice the open registers?

    10. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already been done. It's called mathematical queuing theory and it's decades old.

    11. Re:Obvious by happylight · · Score: 1

      There is no customer configuration in which a single queue isn't more efficient than multiple queues, in average or worst-case waiting time or throughput.

      Really? Your single queue efficiency would be destroyed when I have 5 of my friends to each stand on a different line, thereby increasing our chance that one of us is on the fastest line.

    12. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no customer configuration in which a single queue isn't more efficient than multiple queues

      From the stores perspective, it's always true.
      From the individual's perspective, it's not always true. The random lucky guy that gets out in under a minute, won the checkout jackpot.
      And no, from the library with self-checkout, which the slowest people are afraid of (they fear change).

      I'm not saying you're wrong about multiple queues being faster, it's just got a few strange exceptions.

      Ultimately, I think stores don't want customers to leave quickly. They have this delusion that customers will make last minute purchases of the junk at the checkouts while they wait. Oddly enough, the multiple queue encourages more last minute impulse buys, because the lines are generally longer and have a broader selection to choose from. I wish _marts would realize this.

    13. Re:Obvious by dkf · · Score: 1

      Ultimately, I think stores don't want customers to leave quickly.

      That depends on how long the queue is. Customers really don't like queueing, and while they'll put up with a bit of it, if it gets too much (which is largely determined by the time they're waiting in relation to the reward they feel they receive for it) then they'll start to avoid the store in future if they can. The store does not want to lose future custom, and so has to invest in increasing the number of servers (since the minimal immediate-cost option to the store is a single server).

      This is an area that's been studied extensively, both in queueing theory and in retail management.

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    14. Re:Obvious by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      This would cut specifically your waiting time, while leaving the worst case, average and best case untouched. It would improve efficiency in the same way queue-cutting would - not at all.

    15. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course everyone kniws that. we've Ll had the exact same educqtion and experiences as you, have the same skills and potential. nobody has expertise outside yours, or trouble understanding those things you find easy.

    16. Re:Obvious by Anonamused+Cow-herd · · Score: 1

      You're suffering from this syndrome:

      http://xkcd.com/793/

      I refer you to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queueing_theory

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    17. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are in fact customer configurations in which multiple queues are more efficient than single queues. Here is a counter-example to your claim.

      Consider the job sequence and environment with two parrallel uniform machines specified by:

      [ Machine/cashier speeds ]
      v_1 = 3; v_2 = 2;

      [ Raw job processing times/amount of "work" given customer and their purchases ]
      p_1 = 220; p_2 = 297; p_3 = 180; p_4 = 300;

      [ Job release times/arrival in queue ]
      r_1 = 0; r_2 = 1; r_3 = 2; r_4 = 3;

      Then single queue could schedule job 2 followed by 3 on machine 1; and job 1 followed by job 4 on machine 2,
      Yielding: C_max = 260; C_avg = (100 + 160 + 110 + 260) / 4 = 157.5;

      Where the multiple queue setup could schedule job 2 followed by job 4 on machine 1; and job 1 followed by job 3 on machine 2,
      Yielding: C_max = 200; C_avg = (100 + 200 + 110 + 200) / 4 = 152.5;

      The decisions for multiple queue scheduling were done under the assumption that people choose their queue based on how long it appears to be at the time.

      [Note: In general, throughput is inversely proportional to C_max, and for this example, the two average/mean wait times are identical.]

    18. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except in the case of very short queues. The reason is that a single line queue has to at some point effectively split into several queues to serve the registers - this is a bit of overhead. As long as the expected queue length is so short that the single line overhead would be bigger, having multiple queues is more efficient. An example would be my local supermarket, which prides itself on keeping enough registers open to ensure that no one will have to wait for more than two other customers.

  12. Seems pretty common sense by Sitnalta · · Score: 1

    I always thought the one line/multiple cashiers was the most efficient, that way you don't have a single point of failure.

    Before this became popular, every time I went to the Best Buy checkout was the exact time somebody wanted to argue over the fucking extended warranty on their $50 DVD player.

  13. Rather like by Dyinobal · · Score: 1

    I rather like the self service lines. Maybe it's just me but the baggers always put my squish ables in with my canned goods it seems like.

    1. Re:Rather like by TheGothicGuardian · · Score: 1

      I sort the items myself as I place them on the conveyor to lessen the chances of that happening.

    2. Re:Rather like by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      I rather like the self service lines. Maybe it's just me but the baggers always put my squish ables in with my canned goods it seems like.

      As an ex employee of a supermarket I can confirm this, I did it for fun. Bagging other people shopping is a very dull job so to pass the time quicker you try and annoy the customer as much as possible while being as polite as you possibly can be about it. This kept me sane for 4 years.

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    3. Re:Rather like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a dick.

  14. Woot! Microcenter in my area has this by turtleshadow · · Score: 1

    Woot! Microcenter in my area has this ... though these days it still has long lines due to inefficiency of the security locker for small & high value products being purchased by newbies.

    Still the last good place in my area to sell good and sometime hard to find odd toys & parts locally. The impulse buy at the the single queue is harder to resist though.

    Santa Baby, a Fryes in my state Please!

    1. Re:Woot! Microcenter in my area has this by m85476585 · · Score: 1

      Why is it just "newbies" that purchase small high value items from Microcenter? A while back I got a new, retail Q9550 processor for about $170. It was probably selling for ~$250 on Newegg or anywhere legit at the time, and today it sells for $275 at Newegg.

      http://www.overclockers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=610809

    2. Re:Woot! Microcenter in my area has this by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Fry's has just about everything you want. Things like games, movies, music, home audio/video, appliances, computers, electronics, hobby, DIY tools...etc. However, I prefer Microcenter for computer upgrades and peripherals. Here in Houston, we both to choose from.

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    3. Re:Woot! Microcenter in my area has this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly what I was thinking of. The one near me in Minnetonka, MN is a multi-queue, and it's really fast. Too bad it's so far to drive.

      Still the last good place in my area to sell good and sometime hard to find odd toys & parts locally.

      Not just odd toys & parts. Every store within an hour of where I live doesn't sell plain DVI cables (curse you HDMI !!). There's exactly one make for sale at select local stores, which retails for $40 !@#$ dollars including tax. It's a bundle of wires, swathed in the purest of samite, blessed by his holiness, hand signed by the executive assistant janitor Ted.

      I bought this cable, and immediately felt pain in my bowels. It's that good!

  15. regardless of the optimal queuing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... the whole thing could move about twice as fast if people wouldn't:

    * Pay with a check

    * ... and not even start making it out until the cashier has already rung up the entire bill.

    * Wait until the entire transaction has been calculated before presenting coupons, making the cashier start again from scratch.

    * Stand around after their transaction is finished fiddling with lord knows what, but delaying the start of the next transaction because they're still in front of the machine where the next person has to swipe their credit card.

    * Yak with the cashier after their transaction is done. If you want to make smalltalk, please don't do it when there are 20 people queued behind you.

    * Quibbling about a $0.10 difference in the price of some item, making the cashier suspend processing their items in order to check on something.

    * Suddenly remember three more things they need, again suspending the proceedings until someone runs back to obtain them.

    * Using their time in front of the cashier as opportunity to button their kids' coats and put their gloves on, as if they can't do that *elsewhere* before departing the store.

    And so on. I'll take suboptimal queuing algorithms plus smarter people over an optimal queuing algorithm and dumber people any day. But that doesn't appear to be a choice :-/.

    1. Re:regardless of the optimal queuing strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree lines would move faster if people were more courteous in general about the system rather than optimizing for themselves. That courtesy also goes for cashiers and store management as well. You attribute the quibbling to the purchaser, but had the store not rung up your quince that was on sale as a pear that was marked up, the quibbling wouldn't have to even occur. It's not so much the amount of money, but keeping stores honest. About 40% of our grocery transactions have had a mistake on the part of the cashier (wrong item, wrong price, etc), and those mistakes amounted to over $250 this year (that we caught). Yes, we keep records, but that was more for personal curiosity in verifying a claim someone made to us...turns out they were right about the incidence and magnitude of mistakes on grocery bills around these parts.

      Thought of this in another way, a $0.10 mistake per transaction adds up to a lot of padding over advertised prices. I don't care the amount, if you tell me that item X costs Y and then I find out that you either can't tell item X apart from item W, or your system was never updated to reflect Y instead of Y+0.10, I'm going to let you know. And it's your fault for holding up the line, as you altered the agreement at a time when there are 20 people behind me rather than just stated the correct information up front.

    2. Re:regardless of the optimal queuing strategy... by StopKoolaidPoliticsT · · Score: 1

      Don't forget paying for things in change, especially starting with the lowest denomination first, working their way up until they have to pull out dollars to pay for the rest.

      That'll be $8.37:
      they get out their change purse, slowly count out 17 pennies, 12 nickles, 11 dimes, 18 quarters, and 2 $1 bills. Meanwhile, you're ready to just pay for their stuff yourself to get them out of the way.

      Likewise, you've got the person paying for half of their stuff in food stamps, then the other half (the things like cigarettes and toys that aren't covered) with cash, so they're actually two transactions rather than one.

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    3. Re:regardless of the optimal queuing strategy... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Yes, for some people, producing the payment itself might as well be rocket science. ;)

      I hate to be 'discriminatory', but although they aren't the only source, food stamps (now represented in card form) do account for a lot of the slowdowns.

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    4. Re:regardless of the optimal queuing strategy... by Darkenole · · Score: 1

      IT doesn't make a lot of difference. Inevitably, when I get up to the cashier, I have to wait until they check out to go on break and wait until the new cashier has checked in.

       

    5. Re:regardless of the optimal queuing strategy... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      I've never gotten caught with that problem - sometimes I see a cashier that's already started closing or hasn't opened yet, though.

      Also in the "I hate to be 'discriminatory'" category, BTW: wheelchair users are a big pain to load and unload from the bus

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    6. Re:regardless of the optimal queuing strategy... by sco08y · · Score: 1

      ... the whole thing could move about twice as fast if people didn't get old.

      Pardon my summarizing, but I don't see that changing any time soon.

    7. Re:regardless of the optimal queuing strategy... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      That's why I said, somewhere else, that an optimization to experiment with might be a payment area.

      You have one place that counts everything up and bags it and gives you a receipt, and then you walk to the doors where there's few register where you actually pay that amount. Don't even need ot move the cart there...could have a 'cart parking area' you leave it at and walk five feet, pay, walk back and get it, and leave.

      You'd want the number of 'payment stands' in proportion to how much time people spend paying. At something like a dollar store, where people are buying maybe five things, you'd need as many as registers, so it wouldn't be a very useful idea.

      But at something like a grocery store you'd need maybe one stand per five lines. And you need at least two of them, so it would only make sense in large stores.

      But this would solve many of the problems.

      Strangely, the checkout problems you described are being fix by (and the only real reason to use) the automated checkout machines, because, while you can, in theory, pay with a check, no one actually knows that.

      Using their time in front of the cashier as opportunity to button their kids' coats and put their gloves on, as if they can't do that *elsewhere* before departing the store.

      You know what the only thing that gets me annoyed at people I don't know? I don't mind when they slightly 'harm' me for useful purposes. Okay, they stole my parking spot, maybe they're in a hurry. Okay, they cut in line, whatever. Those people look around at the game of life and have decided to 'cheat', but it's possible they have some reason, and I'm not going to dwell on it. I don't 'cheat' normally, but unless I know their situation I'm not going to get pissed...for all I know they've ten minutes late somewhere to their second job. I can't judge them, and I'm not supposed to.

      The only thing that annoys me is when they harm me for no reason whatsoever except that they are, apparently, so goddamn unobservant they don't notice other people. You want to cheat, cheat. Do not fucking waste my time for something that does not benefit you. Do not randomly stand in my way talking to people, do not sit in line after you're done doing something that could be done elsewhere. (At some point, this bleeds into the first thing, if they're wasting my time for actual trivial things, like ten cents. I just want to pay them ten cents and say 'Five minutes of your time might not be worth ten cents, but mine is.'. But it takes 'no benefit at all in any sense whatsoever' to get me really angry.)

      I get annoyed at my grandmother every time I take her to the grocery store, because she feels like the correct time get out her shopping list is right after putting her purse in her cart...which is a chockpoint and no one else with a cart can get past, and there she is, spending 60 seconds rummaging in her purse to get her list and then another 60 seconds to find a pen, while people are standing behind her, and, hell, the outside door is open and cold air pouring in because people are still in the sensor area. All told, over her entire life of shopping there, she's probably wasted days of people's life from stopping there instead of walking another ten feet.

      I've managed, at this point, to get her to move another ten feet before doing this, but it's absurd...people should check if they're blocking people before they stop moving. Period. It should be some automatic ingrained thing, like not standing in the middle of the road. Apparently it's not. It's a wonder humans managed to evolve at all, what with stopping in front of panthers and stampeding elephants.

      She doesn't 'waste time' at the checkout, though, although she moves so slow it's indistinguishable from 'wasting time'. She'll start writing the check at the start of the checkout...and not be finished 40 items later at the end. (Although luckily has started using a debit card.)

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  16. Inside banks, but not by okle69 · · Score: 1

    outside at the drive-up ATM? this is maddening! I have 3 ATMs at my local BoA and I try to wait for the next one to become available, but most times I'm forced to pick one at random (of course the slowest) because some asshat behind me lays into his horn until I do

  17. Scientifically, the title is bogus by Galestar · · Score: 5, Informative

    Watching the video, the conclusion that the video makes is "...You are likely not in the fastest line".
    That does not necessarily mean that the reverse (the title) is true -- and yet they somehow jump to that conclusion with the title "...You are likely in the slowest Line."

    Can we get some people who actually understand this magical thing called "logic" to start editing Slashdot?

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    1. Re:Scientifically, the title is bogus by FreakCERS · · Score: 1

      Indeed. It also obviously only applied if there are more than two lines. for n>2, there are n lines that are not the fastest, so odds are n:1 that you are not in the fastest line.
      The real question is: when there are only 2 (open) lines (which is often at my local supermarkets) why are you still always in the slowest line? And if you change, why does the new one always grind to a complete stop?

    2. Re:Scientifically, the title is bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The current headline is more dramatic. More page hits.

    3. Re:Scientifically, the title is bogus by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Ahhh yes, the ole inverse, converse and contrapositive.

      Let's say I'm about to leave my house.
      If it is raining... then I wear a raincoat. (True)

      Inverse: We put a not on both sides of the statement.
      If it is not raining... then I do not wear a raincoat. (Why not? Not logically true... maybe I'm being cautious and it turns out not to rain)

      Converse: We flip the P and Q.
      If I wear a raincoat... then it is raining. (Sorry, no magical raincoats)

      The contrapositive, we both flip P and Q and add the nots.
      If I do not wear a raincoat... then it is not raining. (True because it's logically equivalent to the original statement.)

      So the article summary is taking a statement and turning it into it's inverse, which is no longer logically consistent with the original statement.

      If I shoot a monkey, then that monkey dies. != If I do not shoot a monkey, then that monkey comes back to life!

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    4. Re:Scientifically, the title is bogus by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      Inverse: We put a not on both sides of the statement.
      If I shoot a monkey, then that monkey dies. != If I do not shoot a monkey, then that monkey does not die!

      FTFY (Not as dramatic, but eventually the monkey will die of other causes)

    5. Re:Scientifically, the title is bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      How does the Demotivator go? "For every winner, there are lots of losers. Odds are, you're one of them." Apparently the guy at Despair.com does understand.

    6. Re:Scientifically, the title is bogus by sco08y · · Score: 1

      Watching the video, the conclusion that the video makes is "...You are likely not in the fastest line".

      That does not necessarily mean that the reverse (the title) is true -- and yet they somehow jump to that conclusion with the title "...You are likely in the slowest Line."

      Can we get some people who actually understand this magical thing called "logic" to start editing Slashdot?

      While we're at it, I'd like peace in the middle east, and a pony.

  18. Yeah by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    I tried positioning myself between two queues at the checkouts of my local supermarket to try to merge the lines, someone behind me asked which line I was in and when I replied "both" they sure did give me the stink eye. People just don't want to act in their own best interests.

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  19. Incorrect headline by matthewncohen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The video actually says that, mathematically, you are likely (2 out of 3 times) not to be in the fastest line.

    In his example of three lines, there is still a 2/3 chance that you are not in the slowest line. So unless "one in three" has become "likely," the headline demonstrates a failure at basic maths.

    1. Re:Incorrect headline by Galestar · · Score: 1

      I had the very same thoughts in my comment.... this article is just a giant logical fallacy masquerading as "science".

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    2. Re:Incorrect headline by picoboy · · Score: 1

      In his example of three lines, there is still a 2/3 chance that you are not in the slowest line. So unless "one in three" has become "likely," the headline demonstrates a failure at basic maths.

      Now redo the example with 5 or 10 checkout lines as is more typical at the big box stores, and let me know how it turns out.

  20. Large retailers should look into this. by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

    Finally! I love the idea and I thought this should be done for all lanes since I first stood in line for a self checkout machine. Sure the queue looks long but the checkout speed is optimized. Supermarkets, certain retailers and home improvement centers frequently feature self checkout lanes that are fed by a single line. Even if a person has a hard time using the machine, you are pretty much guaranteed the others are speedily checking out and will be done in minutes.

    I have always thought it stupid that many retail chains have a dozen or more checkout lanes with a large front aisle clogged with carts and people. There should be one large queue from one end of the building to the other and the checkout lanes should be arranged in a circular or star like shape so the center is where the queue terminates. The queue can be fed from the main aisle and feature benches on one side and racks of last minute crap like magazines, candy and the like. This eliminates the god awful clogged front aisle. It also guarantees you wont get stuck on line behind someone with 100 items and a slow cashier.

    1. Re:Large retailers should look into this. by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 1

      Supermarkets, certain retailers and home improvement centers frequently feature self checkout lanes that are fed by a single line. Even if a person has a hard time using the machine, you are pretty much guaranteed the others are speedily checking out and will be done in minutes.

      Ditto. The "pretty much guaranteed" checkout time is the sole reason I use self-checkout whenever possible.

      Ron

    2. Re:Large retailers should look into this. by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I am driven to use the self-checkout at the grocery because of the incompetence of the baggers, and the stores' antagonism towards letting you pack your own bags at the regular checkout lines. On a typical stop, I can pack everything I have except one light bulky item -- eg, the multi-roll package of toilet paper -- in my canvas bag, the bag sits nice and stable, and nothing gets crushed. With the store baggers, maybe three things go in the canvas bag and the rest is in half-filled plastic bags. Sadly, I expect them to put the melon on top of the potato chips.

  21. "Ironically?" by BlueScreenO'Life · · Score: 1

    Ironically, the most efficient set-up is to have one line feed into several cashiers

    How is that ironic? It strikes me as mind-numbingly obvious.

    1. Re:"Ironically?" by drew30319 · · Score: 1
      My guess is that it's mostly about initial perception of number of people vs the rate at which the lines are moving. (A) has five lanes with five customers in each queue; (B) has twenty-five customers in one queue.

      When you arrive at (A) it looks moderately busy and by comparison at (B) you see a l-o-o-ong line. Obviously the collective queue (B) is processing around 5x the speed of each individual queue (A) but I guess this isn't as obvious (especially initially) as the number of people in each individual queue.

      I actually thought that most people knew that single queues were better; I guess not!

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    2. Re:"Ironically?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically, the most efficient set-up is to have one line feed into several cashiers

      How is that ironic? It strikes me as mind-numbingly obvious.

      Which is why it's "ironic" :-)

    3. Re:"Ironically?" by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

      Ironic: "characterized by often poignant difference or incongruity between what is expected and what actually is". What is expected is that one line is best; what actually is, is multiple lines. Seems like textbook irony...?

  22. You're likely not in the fastest... by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You're likely not in the fastest line (when compared to your neighbors), but -- unlike the poorly worded story headline -- you're equally likely not in the slowest line. Consider a situation involving three queues: the one you're standing in, and the two (one on each side of you) that you can readily observe. Assign a random speed to each queue/cashier. Do this multiple times. Look at the results. On average, and entirely unsurprisingly, one time in three you'll be in the fastest line; one time in three, you'll be in the slowest line. (And in the remaining third of cases, you'll fall in the middle.)

    What's this mean? Two thirds of the time at least one neighboring line will be moving faster than you, and you'll curse and stew and froth about your terrible misfortune. But look on the bright side -- two times out of three, at least one of the neighboring queues will have exactly the same burning jealousy towards your swifter, more efficient checkout.

    Ironically, the most efficient set-up is to have one line feed into several cashiers.

    Alanis Morissette called; she wants her misused word back. Anyway...the above statement ain't necessarily so. What putting everyone into a single queue does is ensure that the distribution of waiting times is very narrow -- everyone will spend very nearly the same amount of time in the queue before reaching a cashier. However, this setup will almost always impair overall checkout efficiency (measured in customers per hour) by some amount; the average waiting time will be slightly longer. Each time a customer clears the cash desk and the cashier has to wait for the next customer to arrive, time is lost. Since the customer can't unpack his basket while the cashier is finishing with the previous customer, time is lost. It gets worse if a customer at the head of the queue doesn't realize that a cashier is available; everyone stands around waiting that extra bit of time. Yes, this can be offset by having a staff member playing shepherd, but that's extra expense for the store (and wouldn't it be better to have that employee actually manning a cash register?). As well, the store needs to be able to maintain a larger open space by the cash registers through which people can move, to get from the head of the queue to the checkout.

    In other words, the one-queue system is less efficient in terms of staff costs, less efficient in terms of average customer waiting time, and less efficient in terms of use of floor space. The only advantage is the one alluded to -- it eliminates the slow cashier/slow customer/bad luck penalty, and ensures that everyone has roughly the same wait. (And for that, I actually do prefer this system -- but I don't pretend that it's really more effiicient. I accept that I'm paying a small premium in average waiting time - and writing off a chance to ever be in a lucky fast line - to avoid the risk of occasional long waits.)

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    1. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Since the customer can't unpack his basket while the cashier is finishing with the previous customer, time is lost.

      This is the big difference. Many kinds of business have you draw a number if people can move swiftly to the counter and state their business. The cashier can scan items faster than you can get them on the band (or the 80 year old lady can, anyway) so a lot of time is saved by having the next customer's goods stacked and ready on the band. To make a CPU analogy, consider it a local pipeline for that execution unit keeping caches filled so far more of the time is spent productively and not idling. Pipeline stalls are not nice, but it's a lot better than not pipelining at all.

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    2. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      "Each time a customer clears the cash desk and the cashier has to wait for the next customer to arrive, time is lost. "

      It's worth it to not have the person behind me shoving their cart into me and standing 6 inches behind me.

    3. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by robot256 · · Score: 2

      On average, and entirely unsurprisingly, one time in three you'll be in the fastest line; one time in three, you'll be in the slowest line.

      While I agree with the rest of your post, this isn't quite right. In actuality, each person picks a line based on how long it is at the moment. By this criteria, the probability that you will pick a given line is proportional to the speed of the line, and you will most likely pick a faster line.

      You could of course use a different measure of efficiency, such as measuring the square of each customer's wait time to approximate frustration. Then in certain circumstances (like banks, where transactions can take a long time) the single-queue system dramatically reduces the "cost" of the system.

    4. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about a hybrid solution? A single line feeds into N cashiers. Each cashier has two spots, one for the person they're helping and one for the next person they will help. When a person is done paying the next person is there to be helped immediately, at which point someone from the feeder line goes to the newly available "next up" spot next to the register. Any delays in noticing the open space will be covered by the time spent helping the person who was previously in the "next up" spot. That solution should, in theory, give roughly average wait times per customer without the time costs you describe. The only issue I see with the hybrid solution is that up to one person will be directly inconvenienced if a register issue arises, which could perhaps be addressed by the checker returning them to the end of the feeder line to take the next "next up" spot (still a slight time penalty for the customer, but also probably still better than the traditional checkout lines).

      Well, that concludes my unnecessarily involved thoughts on checker/customer logistics (which, honestly, aren't terribly likely to change soon).

    5. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 2

      What about a hybrid solution? A single line feeds into N cashiers. Each cashier has two spots, one for the person they're helping and one for the next person they will help. When a person is done paying the next person is there to be helped immediately, at which point someone from the feeder line goes to the newly available "next up" spot next to the register.

      Some of the eateries at Disney World do exact that - works very well.

      Ron

    6. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by Orgasmatron · · Score: 1

      Your reasoning is inappropriately discrete. Perhaps you should have read the article.

      If there are three lines, of differing speeds, and you pick one at random (or if your skill at predicting the speeds is low), you will have a perfectly flat distribution of queue events. But, by definition, it takes more time to get through the slow line than the fast line. So, you will spend more time in the slow line, and thus on average, you are usually in the slowest line.

      An example. One line takes 9 minutes, one line takes 10, and one line takes 11 minutes. Your average time is 10 minutes, but 37% of your time is spent in the slow line, and only 30% in the fast line.

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    7. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 1

      Well, you have to specify whether you're talking about the average amount of time spent in lines, or the average ordering of the three lines, taken over many shopping trips. I don't think it was specified in the article - so how can you say who is right?

    8. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      Each time a customer clears the cash desk and the cashier has to wait for the next customer to arrive, time is lost.

      This can be fixed. Queue up an extra customer at each cashier. If the current transaction takes longer than normal, the queued customer can switch to a different cashier, with very little time lost.

      Yes, this can be offset by having a staff member playing shepherd, but that's extra expense for the store (and wouldn't it be better to have that employee actually manning a cash register?).

      Sometimes supermarket style queues at cash registers go empty, and the cashier has to go shepherd customers from other queues. So for maximum efficiency, there still needs to be a shepherding role, whether it's a dedicated employee or whether each cashier plays that role from time to time.

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    9. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      Each time a customer clears the cash desk and the cashier has to wait for the next customer to arrive, time is lost. Since the customer can't unpack his basket while the cashier is finishing with the previous customer, time is lost. It gets worse if a customer at the head of the queue doesn't realize that a cashier is available; everyone stands around waiting that extra bit of time. Yes, this can be offset by having a staff member playing shepherd, but that's extra expense for the store (and wouldn't it be better to have that employee actually manning a cash register?)

      So it's like if you have three CPUS and many tasks. You can either setup the tasks in line for the CPUs prior to a task being complete to increasing the pipelining (and try not to create too long of a queue or allow tasks to switch CPU queues) or you can simply wait for each task to be done to reassign a task to the next available CPU (with perhaps some shepherd task to pre-prepare tasks for a CPU likely to open up soon). That about right for an analogy?

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    10. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by santiago · · Score: 1

      It depends on how you define "likely". If you're randomly picking one of three different lines, then you'll only be in the slowest line on 1/3 of your checkouts. However, since the slower lines move slower, you'll spend more than 1/3 of your waiting time there. Say the three lines take one minute per customer, two minutes per customer, and three minutes per customer and are the same length in terms of customers. If you visit repeatedly and randomly pick a line each time, you'll be in the slow line on one-third of your visits, but you'll spend fully half your total time waiting in line in the slow line.

    11. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by feepness · · Score: 2

      In actuality, each person picks a line based on how long it is at the moment.

      No way. I pick lines based on the gender, age, and contents of their baskets.

      How I judge these factors, and any additional factors I might observe, will be withheld for the sake of political correctness. :)

    12. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Which is why the old saying "There are lies, damn lies and statistics". While what you say is technically true, the amount of time you will spend in single file lines will at best will even out with the amount of time for multiple lines.

      There is a certain flow rate for the cashiers. Multiple lines do not slow that down. A single line CAN slow it down do to people getting to the line, or not shifting products from a cart to the counter as fast as the cashier can work.

      Beyond that, the line does not improve or slow down the flow rate. If 5 cashiers can push through 5 customers in 5 minutes, it will take 100 minutes to get through 100 customers. Putting everyone in a single line will not speed that up, putting them in separate lines will not slow them down.

    13. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Gauging speed of each line takes time. The time wasted surveying speed could be used advancing in one of the lines.

      There is no way of knowing if the people in front of you will be as fast as the people you saw go through the till. Current performance does not predict future performance when the speed is based on the customer.

    14. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by pz · · Score: 1

      You've neglected to factor that in many instances, the shephard employee can anticipate when the current transaction at a given register will be done and launch the next customer early enough to completely cover the additional latency of getting there an preparing for the transaction.

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    15. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by robot256 · · Score: 1

      My technique doesn't require judging the speed, just looking at the length of the line at the moment. Statistically, this means that more people will go through the fast lane, thus at any given time you are more likely to pick the fast lane, if indeed one lane is faster than the other.

      Special cases, of course, include lines so slow that people defect into other lines, causing that line to be artificially shortened, and lines where it is difficult to tell the exact length. Of course this is an oversimplification of what actually goes on in our heads, but it's a convenient theory to try.

    16. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with the rest of your post, this isn't quite right. In actuality, each person picks a line based on how long it is at the moment. By this criteria, the probability that you will pick a given line is proportional to the speed of the line, and you will most likely pick a faster line.

      Exactly. As long as the lines aren't nearly empty, the faster lines will check out more customers than the slower lines, therefore there is a higher chance that you will be one of those who gets checked out by a faster line.

    17. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      So you are not picking the fastest line you are picking the shortest line and inferring the speed from the length.

    18. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by bbtom · · Score: 1

      Each time a customer clears the cash desk and the cashier has to wait for the next customer to arrive, time is lost.

      Yes, this can be offset by having a staff member playing shepherd, but that's extra expense for the store (and wouldn't it be better to have that employee actually manning a cash register?).

      You can do this electronically, by having an electronic display saying "NEXT CUSTOMER GO TO COUNTER {x: Integer}" (and an audio version for blind people). You add a button to each counter, and the staff member presses it with enough time for the customer he's currently dealing with to finish (just as he's counting the change or once the credit card has been approved, as he's bagging etc.) This basically pops a new customer off the queue, and by the time the customer arrives at the counter (i.e. the object has loaded into memory), the staff member is ready to do the next transaction. This works pretty well so long as the quantity of items the customer is buying isn't high.

      (That's it: if the programming thing stops being profitable, I'm going into retail planning. Heh.)

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    19. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by drdrgivemethenews · · Score: 1

      Airport checkin lines say you're wrong. The majority of the people in line don't have any issues and just need to check in. But as soon as the number of people with issues == the number of airline desk clerks, the whole line is stalled, and average wait times go way up. Your single-line-queue logic requires all transaction times to be roughly the same to work, I believe.

      I used to whine loudly that they needed special lines at airports for people without issues. And thanks to automated checkin kiosks and online checkin, we now have them. As a rule, the kiosks and online checkin only work for people without issues, so they effectively segregate traffic into that which is easy to process and that which is harder.

    20. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by dkf · · Score: 1

      Your single-line-queue logic requires all transaction times to be roughly the same to work, I believe.

      Queueing theory addressed this donkey's years ago. The single-line multiple-servers approach works particularly well when there is a substantial amount of variance in the time to service a particular entry in the queue. It can gum up if every server is loaded with something slow, but that's always a possibility, and by having a single queue, once any slow entry is done, the whole queue will move forward fast again. That's a big win. (Also, if this is happening frequently then there's not enough servers given the nature of the workload.)

      If everyone takes about the same amount of time to serve though, there's much less of a need to have a single queue; the gains from doing so are minimal. Multiple queues with load leveling on entry to the queues will work just as well. It's also a relatively rare situation; it doesn't happen in most stores (though there the determining factor is often not to do with queue length; there's often not enough room for a single queue) where there's multiple servers in the first place.

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    21. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by benthurston27 · · Score: 1

      Do you remember the beginning of Office Space? He tries to get in the line that' s moving the fastest but by the time he gets over the line has slowed back to a crawl, as the speed of all the lines was periodic.

    22. Re:You're likely not in the fastest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agree with you. In my opinion, in the particular case of a supermarket or any store where you pick differents amounts of things, in order to reach to a precise conclusion, there must be a weighted function that assign a weight to each customer depending on the content of the basket and other minor things as you said.

  23. It gets a little more complicated by gstrickler · · Score: 1

    He's correct that in theory a single queue is most efficient overall, however, that doesn't scale well beyond about 8 registers. Fry's Electronics is a great example. The time it takes to walk from the queue to the specific register that is open is wasted time. So, when there are many registers, multiple queues that feed each bank of registers are more efficient. To make that optimal, or nearly optimal, you can start with one line, and split it as many times as needed to have people ready and waiting near each of multiple clusters of registers. There should be at least 4 registers per cluster to minimize the impact of a delay, and no more registers than can be accessed quickly from each queue outlet, which is typically no more than 8 registers. This is similar to the system used at ski lifts. There are multiple lines, including a "singles" line that gets as many people as practical on each chair.

    BTW, Best Buy uses a single line setup, at least during busy shopping periods, so it's not just Fry's, banks, and DMV.

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    1. Re:It gets a little more complicated by gstrickler · · Score: 2

      An even better example of efficiency is a roller coaster. Typically one or two queues all the way to the loading platform, where people are then directed to very short queues for each row of seats. Substitute checkout lanes for the row of seats, and you have a very efficient system.

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  24. I don't have this problem of queues .... by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it has anything to do with the large blood stained machette that I carry when I go shopping ... :-)

    1. Re:I don't have this problem of queues .... by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Really?

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  25. Unlikely to be in the slowest line by Joe+Weinman · · Score: 1

    A line chosen at random from n lines has a 1/n chance of being the slowest. Consequently, except when there is only one line, you are not "likely" to be in the slowest line. When there is only one line, the slowest line is also the fastest one. When there are 2 lines, you have even odds of having selected the slowest line. When there are several, you are just as unlikely to have selected the slowest one as you are to have selected the fastest one.

  26. WTF is this noise? by KillerCow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    FIRST... no he dose not prove that you are in the SLOWEST line. He demonstrates that it's most likely that you are NOT IN THE FASTEST LINE. The exact same argument can be used to show that you are likely NOT IN THE SLOWEST line [of course, Slashdot editors and readers have never written any kind of mathematical proof, so the concept of "similarly" is foreign to them].

    SECOND... this is elementary probability... barely even high-school level.

    Given 3 lines
    WLOG, randomly choose one
    there is 1/3 probability that your line is the fastest
    therefore there is 2/3 probability that your line is not fastest
    therefore it is more likely that you are not in the fastest line

    THIRD... there is nothing ironic about the single queue being fastest. This is obvious to anyone who has even set next to someone who's brother's dog licked someone who accidentally clicked on the wiki page for queuing theory.

    I cannot believe that this drivel got posted. Apparently, Slashdot is now for remedial math. AND the poster (and editors) didn't even get it right! Slashdot editors fail remedial math.

    I know this site went to shit about 7 or 8 years ago, but all nerd cred is forever lost in my eyes. It is now just for 12 year old mouth breathers who have no idea what they are talking about.

    Logging into my account that I created when I officially gave up on this website. I am not going back to routing *.slashdot.org to 0.0.0.0 so that I am never tempted to return here on a lark.

    1. Re:WTF is this noise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOUD NOISES

    2. Re:WTF is this noise? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      There's something rather important you're forgetting which makes your rant hilariously wrong, but I'll leave it to you to RTFA and WTFV (and code up the simulation yourself, if you like.) The short version is, whatever "nerd cred" you once had, you've blown it all to hell.

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    3. Re:WTF is this noise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My imaginary mod points to you.
      My head assploded because of the "proof" in the video.

    4. Re:WTF is this noise? by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

      of course, Slashdot editors and readers have never written any kind of mathematical proof

      I've written hundreds, if not thousands. You have too, if the use of WLOG is any indication. (I wouldn't nitpick if your post wasn't nitpicking already.)

    5. Re:WTF is this noise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the slowest line is slower ... you spend more time in line when you are in the slowest line. So in fact, the probability that you are in the slowest line is higher than the probability that you are in any one of the other lines. The probability of choosing the slowest line and the probability of being in the slowest line are not the same thing.

    6. Re:WTF is this noise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you lose geek cred for not routing to localhost 127.0.0.1. Oi!

    7. Re:WTF is this noise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article does have a deeper point - you are likely to be in a slower line if you have time to observe that you feel slower, this bias in observation would produce longer observed waits than the average rates. You also have something similar to the average speed "paradox" where driving 40 mph one way and 60 mph back averages out to 48 mph going on with multiple queues. In multi-queue setup, if one runs at 1 min per customer, one at 2 minutes per customer and one at 3 minutes per customer, then over 6 minutes, 6 are processed in line 1, 3 in line 2, and 2 in line 3. Assuming shopper behavior is to always enter the shortest line, you end up with an average of (6k+6k+6k)/12 = 1.5k where k is a constant of proportionality and represents the average length of the queues. Note that this average is lower than either the second or third lanes and therefore most people do indeed do worse than average due to the weighting of the lines. I admit that my assumption of always entering the shortest line is not fully warranted (people choose longer express lanes over standard knowing that the larger number will still be faster and sometimes look in others' carts to try to gauge) but it is reasonable for a highly simplified model and demonstrates that your basic probabilistic model is flawed.

      Thinking about this in relation to which types of shops have single vs multiple queues in practice led me to a few conclusions: single queues work well for a small number of registers that can be placed close together so that you lose little time going from queue to checkout whereas supermarkets and big box stores lose a lot of time moving and unloading carts between the register opening and checkout beginning. In the case of a local Walmart in particular, you'd also be forcing shoppers to walk significantly further to enter a central queue than by having them spread across the floor. Multiple queues also work well when purchasers buy a consistent amount rather than varying between the overflowing cart and single bottle of wine or when the small scale purchasers are segregated into express lanes for that purpose.

    8. Re:WTF is this noise? by xdroop · · Score: 1

      Irony is a user with a six-digit uid complaining that the site went to shit. Everyone knows that the site went to shit before uid 2000 was claimed.

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  27. This also applies to vehicles going on an on-ramp by nhat11 · · Score: 0

    but noooo those douches try to cut everyone off and try to cut in line, thus slowing the entire process.

  28. It's actually worse than the video shows by Solandri · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you have 3 lines, you'd think that 2/3rds of the time there's another line which moves faster. But if you're in a slower line, you're spending more time in that line. So with three lines, you're only in the fastest line for 1/3rd of your purchases. But you're in the fastest line less than 1/3rd of the time. The way Fry's does it with a single queue is pretty much the best way (I can think of an exception for those 10 items or fewer lines).

    1. Re:It's actually worse than the video shows by ProfessorPillage · · Score: 2

      Let's try a simple example. Line A moves at 1 minute/customer, B moves at 2 minutes/customer, and C moves at 3 minutes/customer, then you have a 55% chance of being in line A, the fastest one. This is because in 6 minutes, 11 total customers make it through the line, and 6 of them were in line A. 1/3 of the lines are the fast line, and 1/3 of the people at the register at a given moment went through the fast line, but 55% of people go through the fast one.

      And you're in the fastest line exactly 1/3 of the time (clock time, not purchases) if the lines are the same length, or more than 1/3 of the time if people are smart and accurately estimate the total wait time in each. And on average, you wait an average amount of time.

    2. Re:It's actually worse than the video shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I can think of an exception for those 10 items or fewer lines).

      The ones where someone with 20 items hops in because it is moving faster. And then they try to pay with a check...

    3. Re:It's actually worse than the video shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You (and a lot of other people, including the maker of the video) are wrong. People are more likely to enter a fast-moving line because it empties faster. If many simplifying assumptions are made, it is found that the likelihood of entering a line is inversely proportional to the time you wait in it. So, if each checkout has the same checker working at the same, unique pace (which doesn't vary from person to person [i.e. there are no delays]) with the same number of people in line (a number which will be the same for each checker) every single day, you will, after a large number of visits find yourself having waited in line at each checkout for the nearly the same amount of time. This a simplified scenario but still shows that the equal-probability statement is wrong.
      So, while "the Engineer Guy" may be good in queuing theory, he makes an offhand remark that shows that he doesn't understand basic probability (or rather lacks common sense, because the unequal probability comes from the obvious observation that more people will enter a faster line). Then, the editors of hothardware.com take the offhand remark (which wasn't even the point of the video), grossly misconstrue it, and then use that misinterpretation as the basis (or at least the title) of an article. Then, Slashdot front-pages it. How excellent.
      In conclusion, shame on Slashdot for front-paging the bullshit about being in the longest line (although I did learn about queuing theory, a field I didn't know existed). Also, shame on the combined idiocy of "the Engineer Guy" and hothardware.com, and shame on humanity for sucking at math.

    4. Re:It's actually worse than the video shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way Fry's does it with a single queue is pretty much the best way (I can think of an exception for those 10 items or fewer lines).

      And also except for those who end up at cashier #72 in Anaheim, where the walk all the way around seems like a quarter mile at least.

  29. Heuristical Customer Scheduler, anyone? by zlel · · Score: 1

    We always knew that throughput and response time do not agree. but what about having a display at the EFTPOS displaying customer clearance rate for every single line? In that way customers can perceive themselves as making an informed decision as to which queue they want to be cleared in, while more efficient queues can in fact get more of the workload. And since the customer made the active choice which queue he/she wants to be in, they will feel more personally responsible for whatever speed the queue is moving at.

    1. Re:Heuristical Customer Scheduler, anyone? by PPH · · Score: 1

      It'll never work. Among certain people, there's a perverse sense of pride in taking up time or room. I as at Starbucks the other day, waiting in line, watching some load, overly "assertive" lady bellowing at both clerks. Something about how she likes her coffee just so, and they never get it right and yak, yak, yak. The clerk not waiting on her was too polite (meek?) to ignore her and call the next customer up.

      Even with one clerk, someone will see how far down they can knock the stats for that line.

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  30. Totally agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to get yelled at almost weekly at Trader joes, where they have space for a single line to feed 2 stations. I did the math and realized, yeah, waiting for either station is faster for everyone involved than picking one at hoping it's the fast one. Every week someone would ask, "Which line are you waiting for?" "Both of them, whichever opens first." They hated that. "You can't take up two stations!?!?" "I'm not, I'm taking up the first free one, otherwise we're just gambling on which one is faster, and given that I've been standing here longer I probably know which one, though the inept lady with her credit card at the bottom of a cavernous purse could be a game changer." Ugh, my fellow Americans.

  31. article title was wrong, video was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certainly it's unlikely that you are in the slowest, but as the video the article embeds points out, it's certainly likely that some line is faster than the one you chose to find yourself (when N>2).

    However, they don't get into the other issue which is if you should switch or not (probably not if all lines are approximatly the same length statistically speaking)..

  32. William Feller taught this almost 50 years ago. by MarcAuslander · · Score: 1

    In An Introduction to Probability Theory and Its Applications by William Feller, published before 1968, Feller describes this effect, pointing out that we mentally average over time, not occurrences, and spend most of our time in the slow line.

    1. Re:William Feller taught this almost 50 years ago. by ProfessorPillage · · Score: 1

      But the fast line processes more people per minute. So you spend a disproportionate number of waits in the fast line, and a disproportionate amount of time each visit to the slow line.

      And on average, you spend the same amount of time in each line. And on average, you spend an average amount of time in line.

      However, if people are smart and predict which line is moving faster (in a case where the delays are predictable, like a line of people with packed carts and a wad of coupons in their hand), that line will be longer and the others shorter. Then you are still in the fast line more often, but the wait time in each line would typically be more equal, and thus you also spend much more time in fast lines.

      So any way you look at it, you are more likely to be in a the fastest line than the slowest (i.e. better than 1 in N chance, where N is the total number of lines). You're just more likely to remember being in the slow one.

      But one single feeder line is more fair, even if it isn't more efficient.

  33. I usually see a chaotic oscillation by presidenteloco · · Score: 5, Interesting

    between single-line multi-server queue and multiple queues.

    This occurs in fast food restaurants with the row of cashiers.

    This is because some people are "blind" to the fact that there is a single line
    situation in effect. These people can be divided into:
    1. The generally oblivious. Mindless automatons or cellphone talkers.
    2. The socially clueless. Somewhere on the autism spectrum, they don't
    understand that queuing is a complex social interaction with rules and etiquette.
    3. The obnoxious. Sees the situation but overtly butts in front to stand in front
    of one of the cashiers directly, thus forcing others to break rank and sneak in
    behind him, since the discipline is shot.
    4. The "will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes" devious, who
    form their own line like #3 but do it by carefully assessing the situation then actively
    pretending that they are in category 1.

    So it goes to multiple queues for a while, then some opportunist realizes they
    can line up ambiguously in between two cashiers to snag whichever comes open
    first, and we're back to single-line til a type 1 to 4 person arrives.

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    1. Re:I usually see a chaotic oscillation by michael_cain · · Score: 1
      Comparing the big burger chains locally:
      • McDonald's has no indicators and gets chaos. Among other problems, it is frequently difficult to tell (unless you ask) which people in the crowd have ordered and are waiting for their food, and which are waiting to order.
      • Burger King and Wendy's have rails/chains that clearly indicate single queue with multiple servers and have no problems. And there's a clear separation between those waiting to order and those waiting for food.

      BK and Wendy's certainly appear to be getting more production out of their employees. It's very common to see the person taking drive-through orders at BK or Wendy's step to an idle inside cash register, offer "I can help the next person here," and take one order before they go handle a car. At McD's, the drive-through person doesn't dare do that because once they make the offer, half the line will jump to the newly opened register.

    2. Re:I usually see a chaotic oscillation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      1. The generally oblivious. Mindless automatons or cellphone talkers.

      I fall under the category of mindless automaton. Specifically standing in disorganized crowds/lines makes me really uncomfortable. When everyone is spread apart with no grouping, I can't tell where everyone's personal "bubble" ends and they can't tell where mine is. I don't give piggyback rides in line (sorry). The worst part is occasional eye contact with other line dwellers. Das verboten!

      So, to avoid staring at other people in lines, I find a spot on the wall or floor and stare at it. Then I use my peripheral vision to watch for the line advancing.

      Sometimes, there is no floor or wall to stare at when the lines are really scattered about, so I end up not seeing movement (because I'm facing sideways, or pretending to stare out a window, etc).

      I'm sorry if I appear to be part of the problem. The fries also used to be better, I've lost a bit of my will to live, since they started using that healthier oil.

      I'm just following the etiquette I learned in my years at overcrowded schools.

    3. Re:I usually see a chaotic oscillation by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      You also have a problem when the cashier themselves are in the Type 1 category. This happened to me at a drugstore a while back. Everyone was standing in one line that was generally straight back from one of the cashiers. Things were going well with most of the other cashiers calling "Next". Then a few people noticed that one cashier off to the side was just standing there fiddling with her fingernails. When someone asked her why she wasn't taking any customers, she replied "Oh, you all are in her line," which naturally forced the breakup of the nice orderly queue. Ugh!

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  34. Nothing ironic about it by topham · · Score: 0

    Nothing ironic about it; but it's so amazingly impersonal.

    Walmart has lines like that at a location near me; it's always filled with trailer trash rednecks.

    1. Re:Nothing ironic about it by gblackwo · · Score: 1

      WTF? The sky is blue. Do you have a point to make?

  35. This is not news for nerds.... by northernfrights · · Score: 1

    Because real nerds were all required to write a program to demonstrate this in their first CS class.

  36. Efficiency bonuses of single line queue by Mr+EdgEy · · Score: 1

    I believe there's also a throughput bonus from societal pressures - you're less likely to take time bagging, fiddling with your wallet, etcetera when you notice ten people standing behind you. This is being adopted more and more in the UK through self-service stations in supermarkets.

  37. Oh neat! by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    I could be the first person ever to be modded up for saying "Best Buy FTW!!!"

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  38. Why is the single line perceived least efficient? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Honest question... I'd really like to know. I've *always* seen the single line feeding into multiple cashiers as going far faster, on average.

  39. Where have they been? They don't get out much. by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    MOST of the stores I go to have single-line queueing, supermarkets being a conspicuous exception. Usually it's done by setting up rope barriers on stands, with a "line starts here" sign.

    TSA security and airline check-in work with a single queue. Walt Disney World has been operating that way literally for decades.

    And MOST of the places that don't, almost do: clerks at McDonald's, CVS, etc. are trained to say "I can help whoever's next" as soon as they are free, which has much the same effect.

  40. I trust you meant to say by presidenteloco · · Score: 2

    "Right now, there're hundreds of
    different languages being spoken around the world - you think one more is going to destroy communication forever?"

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  41. But you know who this sucks for? by TheABomb · · Score: 2

    The poor register jockeys making a flat hourly rate no matter how many customers get through their lines. The harder they work, the more work they make for themselves, particularly if they're sharing all the customers. (Anyone who's worked in any sort of real job surrounded by slackers knows this.) At least with your own customer queue, you can kind of see an incentive to get them all through, even if more keep showing up. As an added bonus, a manager might notice the ten people waiting to get through the lazy bitch's line (although in my experience, that just results in the efficient one being told he's "not taking initiative" or some similar bullshit.)

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    1. Re:But you know who this sucks for? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      As others have pointed out, having a single line also introduces a longer gap between successive customers. A "break" if you will after every customer. If you have a line of your own, the next customer expects to be immediately helped right after the previous one is finished.

      Having worked in both environments, I prefer single queue. For performance reviews, the single queue and the multi-queue stores both used electronic records, rather than the casual observances of a manager to determine productivity.

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  42. What it ACTUALLY means is... by denzacar · · Score: 2

    That 2 out of 3 times - I'm in a faster line than you. Ha!

    Also, 6 out of 8 times, my cashier is more competent and better looking.

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    1. Re:What it ACTUALLY means is... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Not either of those in fact.

      Further, since the faster line serves more people per time period, that skews the numbers in the other direction for the original proposition, too.

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  43. There are a lot of DUMB people out there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously?? The general public (psychologically) feels that a single queue for all registers is the least efficient?? OMG I know it's the most efficient without even having to think about how logical it is. Before I stopped to think about it, I already knew.

    It's the most FAIR. The next person gets the next available register. So someone who enters the queue after you will never get served before you, as they would if individual registers had their own lines.

  44. Pick a line! ...or join a mechanical queue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I grew up enjoying the challenge of picking the fastest line.. or not. Even better when friends are competing.
    Of course.. here in Canada it's less likely someone will skip the line and cheat the 'game'.

    The Fry's line isn't bad... quite efficient... but at some point I begin to feel like I'm in some machine to be fleeced....

  45. Re:Why is the single line perceived least efficien by ian_from_brisbane · · Score: 1

    With single-line, there is usually some sort of winding chicane/fencing, so during quiet times, it's a much longer winding convoluted walk to the cashier, than a multi-line set up where you would just be able to walk directly to the cashier.

  46. No, no, no! by denzacar · · Score: 2

    On average, and entirely unsurprisingly, one time in three you'll be in the fastest line; one time in three, you'll be in the slowest line. (And in the remaining third of cases, you'll fall in the middle.)

    Don't give me any of that "It's how you play the game" positivist commie-pinko crap.

    *I* must win, and everyone else MUST lose. Regardless if it is fastest cashier line or thermonuclear war.
    Any other solution is simply unacceptable injustice and it makes baby Jesus cry.

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  47. No Lines by khr · · Score: 1

    What if you're in India and there's no line at all? Just a huge mass of people crowding against the service counter shouting for what they want, over and over till the clerk serves them. All while more people are pushing and shoving and yelling...

    As an American, used to neat, orderly queues, waiting to make eye contact with the clerk, I end up waiting a long, long time...

    Or at some of the big department stores there... Each checkout has a separate line going to cashier, but once you're finished, your goods are in bags and you've paid, the exit isn't ahead, you then have to turn around and go back through the line to exit at the same entrance, all while people in the line are pushing and shoving and trying to cut in front of one another...

    I'm sure glad I'm back in the U.S. again this year...

    1. Re:No Lines by bbtom · · Score: 2

      What if you're in India and there's no line at all? Just a huge mass of people crowding against the service counter shouting for what they want, over and over till the clerk serves them.

      Substitute "India" for "London" and "service counter" for "bar in a busy pub on a Saturday night" and this remains true.

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  48. Obviously wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With a single queue that splits up, the time a cashier waits between customers increases, as there is no customer waiting right behind the one currently checking out. The next customer has to actually notice the idle person. Idle cashier time reduces throughput for a given number of cashiers.

  49. The single queue issue. by Restil · · Score: 2

    The problem most people see with a single queue is that the line is LONG. Our minds have issues thinking of the fact that 4 lines with 4 people waiting each is the same as one line with 16 people waiting. We also give up the illusion of choice with the longer line. With multiple lines, we
    can look at the quantity of products in the baskets, the perceived speed of the cashier, if there's a second employee at that register helping to bag groceries, etc. Of course, none of that matters if one of the people you're stuck behind is trying to pay with food stamps and has selected the wrong size of product, and needs to run back quickly to exchange it with the correct size.... or if someone's check won't read, or whatnot.

    The other issue with a longer line is that you need space for it. Fry's is set up to handle the long queues, but look how much space that whole arrangement takes up, not to mention the fact that people at fry's don't tend to purchase 100 small items, which fascilitate the need for a conveyor belt and bagging system. The grocery store probably couldn't get away with much less space for the registers than they're already using, so providing space for a long queue would require them to take in more of the store for that purpose. Best they can do easily is provide the express lanes (which would work even faster if they only accepted cash).

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  50. Works @ The Post Office & Bank by Zamphatta · · Score: 2

    The Post Office & the Bank lines work this way (where I live), and nobody seems to complain that it feels slower. I think if supermarkets designed for it, it wouldn't take long for (most) people to be accept it.

  51. Another problem by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    USPS does indeed have a one line multiple clerks system, but many people come in without their stuff actually ready to mail.

    I pointedly avoid doing this and analogous things at other retail locations.

    If there is one line and multiple clerks, sometimes the multiple isn't high enough. :P

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  52. Where have they been? by weerap · · Score: 2

    What if you're in India and there's no line at all?

  53. (would have been) first post by noidentity · · Score: 2

    This would have been the first post, but I was on the slowest connection.

  54. looks familiar by Mister+Fright · · Score: 1

    This is the same reasoning I read in Roger Highfield's The Physics of Christmas. Good book, I read it every year around this time.

  55. Single Queue Multi-server is old... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We learned that the single line with multiple cashiers is the most efficient queuing method in my MBA program a decade ago. Not exactly anything new.

    1. Re:Single Queue Multi-server is old... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      And yet, you MBAs continue to set up multiple queues until just recently. Any reason why you guys are SO SLOOOOOWWW on the uptake?

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  56. line with fewest women by contrapunctus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    i pick the line with fewest women in them because they always seem to want to write a check and don't start pulling the checkbook out of their purses until after all items have been scanned... don't want to be sexist but there it is

    1. Re:line with fewest women by DigiShaman · · Score: 2

      Must be a generational thing. 25 years ago, absolutely. Even today, that's true but only for the older women aged 45. But with the younger generation, I've seen plenty of women check out using a debit card. Rarely will I see some younger women hand write out a check these days.

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    2. Re:line with fewest women by drdrgivemethenews · · Score: 1

      Or worse, they are elderly, and paying cash, and see value in giving exact change.

    3. Re:line with fewest women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not being fair here. These people have most likely never been out grocery shopping before, and therefore can't be expected to anticipate when they have to pay.

    4. Re:line with fewest women by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Yes I think the experiment is methodologically flawed. If you are stuck behind an old women you may as well double or triple the amount of time it will take to process that customer. She won't start bagging her items until the very last one has been scanned, she'll try to engage the checkout girl in a conversation, she'll fumble for the exact change, she'll then painfully slowly begin bagging her items. All completely oblivious to the line of impatient people forming behind her.

    5. Re:line with fewest women by cobbaut · · Score: 1

      "they always seem to want to write a check and don't start pulling the checkbook"

      There are countries in 2010 where people still use checks ?! Our history teacher told us about checks... but nobody here still uses them.

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    6. Re:line with fewest women by contrapunctus · · Score: 1

      your are right but they still won't get ready to pay until the last item is scanned. obviously not everyone is like this, but watch next time you are in line...

    7. Re:line with fewest women by pgdave · · Score: 1

      I scan the checkout cashiers. I then go for the brightest-looking one. I'm not sure how I do it, but this technique definitely works OK. Some cashiers just look more efficient. Here in the UK, cheques are no longer accepted in supermarkets, so no problem on that score.

    8. Re:line with fewest women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or husbands forced into doing the shopping when their wife is ill?

    9. Re:line with fewest women by ductonius · · Score: 1

      I can guarantee that people around you still use cheques, it's that you just don't do business with any of them. I never used cheques before I got into a business where exchanging multiple thousands of dollars at a time was the norm.

      Cheques are just a standardized format for authorizing money transfers. There is no substantial difference between a paper cheque and an electronic deposit/withdrawl.

    10. Re:line with fewest women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pick the line with the most god looking women in it so I don't get too bored and have something nice to look at.

  57. One line doesn't work ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... if your goal is to get in the line served by the hottest clerk.

    Invariably, some guy ahead of you will tie her check-out up taking a long time digging change out of his pocket (There's really change in there, right?).

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  58. Hybrid by jklovanc · · Score: 1

    I bet that the optimal setup, for throughput, would a hybrid of the one line/multiple line strategy.

    What about one main line but each of the registers there is a 'on deck circle' for one customer to unload while the cashier is dealing with the first customer. This way the cashier is always dealing with a customer and never waiting for them to get to the register from the single line. Sure, one person could be delayed but that is much better than a whole line being delayed.

    A further refinement would be "register groups". Say a store had 12 registers. Making one line for all 12 is inefficient as the walk from the front of the line to an open register could be a long one. Instead split the registers into 3 groups each with 4 registers. Shorter walk times but still benefits from the single line.

    The psychological reason for preferring multiple lines is simple to explain. When one comes up on a single line one automatically estimates the time in line from past experience. Since most stores use multiple lines one's calculations will be based on that and the wait time will be greatly overestimated causing anxiety. Some stores try to decrease this issue by having a series of signs that estimate how long the wait will be. The issue is that most people do not believe the signs.

    And on a final note; when there is a single line, one is always in the fastest line; one is also always in the slowest line.

  59. being declared persona non grata by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Walk on out. They can't stop you.

    Maybe not but they've probably recorded every move you've made since you entered the parking lot and they can put you on their "undesirable customer" list if they have one.

    I don't know if Fry's has such a list but some stores will go so far as to issue a blanket state- or nation-wide "no trespassing order" to undesirable customers. I don't know if national orders are enforceable but in some states statewide orders work if the affected stores are all corporate or owned by the same franchisee.

    Now, they have to have some semi-legitimate-sounding business reason, it can't be just because the manager doesn't like you.

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    1. Re:being declared persona non grata by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Maybe not but they've probably recorded every move you've made since you entered the parking lot and they can put you on their "undesirable customer" list if they have one.

      So what? By trying to stop me they have put themselves on my "undesireable merchant" list (It's never actually happened, though. I don't live in a city.)

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  60. Scientifically, this is wrong by ProfessorPillage · · Score: 1

    More people go through the fast line, so you are more likely to be in a fast line than a slow one. You are also more likely to wait longer the times you are in the slow one. And on average, you will wait an average amount of time. Of course if there are many lines chances are there is at least one faster one.

    Other than side effects, a single feeder line won't change the average waiting time. But it will make the first people to get in line get to the register first, which matches one way of looking at fairness, and also it optimizes the maximum wait time.

    1. Re:Scientifically, this is wrong by WindBourne · · Score: 1
      Wrong.
      The que is not the wait. It is the resource of cashier. The issue is that the deeper the queue, the higher the chance that there will be an issue.
      So lets play with some numbers.
      Assume that you have 3 queues. Further assume that checkout takes 1 minute. Further assume that problems take 5 minutes. I think that the previous numbers are close to accurate for an average amount of goods. And assume that 1 in every 8 ppl has an issue, which is really arbitrary.
      That means:
      1. A light time of say 1 sale / minute, then your time is 1 minute since you can see what cashier is open.
      2. A medium time of when you have say 4 ppl in a queue, which is 12 sales/minute. That means that there is 50% chance of hitting a line that is going to have an issue. The reason is that the queue is NOT dependent on which line you choose by the DEPTH of the queue. You have limited capabilities to decide just by looking at others if they will have issues. In addition, the time will take between 4-20 minutes to get to the cashier, with an average of over 10.
      3. Finally, when the queue hits 8, then it is 100% certain that you will have a slow down of some type. In addition, the time will take between 13 to 40 minutes to get to the cashier with an average of close to 20.

      The customers WILL be grouchy esp. with the last one. Why? Because at some point they will STAND THERE AND WAIT.
      Now, if you have a single queue with 3 cashiers, that means that best case is 1/3 minute per sale and worst case is 5 minute per sale.

      1. Then with 1 sale / minute, you will get through instantly like above.
      2. Assume that it is the medium load, which is 12 sales. There will be 1.5 issues during that time, but at least 1 cashier will run full out. As such, the time will be between 5-10 minutes, with an average of about 6. In addition, you will be moving through the line QUICKLY.
      3. With the heavy load, that is a total of 24 sales. That means that there will be 3 issues. That means that you have a time of between 8-12 minutes, with an average of 10 minutes.

      What that showed is that:
      The multiple queues will have a similar performance to single queue during light loads.
      During medium loads, the multiple queues CAN have a slightly better speed, but the worst case is MUCH WORSE, with the average being slight worse.
      During heavy loads, then the single queue is guaranteed to outperform the multiples in every instance (best, average and worst).

      This occurred because of the shift from resource choosing based on a guess of which LINE to the OPEN CASHIER. More importantly, THIS OPTIMIZES THE WAIT TIME. Heck, with the multiple queues, it not uncommon for ppl to have to shift from one cashier to another which killed the time. And it is possible (though rarely) for an individual to jump to the front of a queue while a shopper hates their line due to the unfairness of it.

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    2. Re:Scientifically, this is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny that your posting is rated 1 and the first response was "wrong" without any explanation. There are more mentally slow people on slashdot that I thought. Your post is actually 100% right and is so tight that it can't be argued, so I'm sure it p*sses some people off.

    3. Re:Scientifically, this is wrong by ProfessorPillage · · Score: 1

      There are a couple of problems with the above analysis. First, the calculations involving random event probabilities are wrong. For example, the probability of getting heads exactly once when you flip a coin twice is 50%, not 100%. Second, lists of possible wait times are averaged without weighting them by their probabilities. For example, the average of 10 minutes 90% of the time, and 4 minutes 10% of the time is 9.4 minutes, not 7 minutes.

      A light time of say 1 sale / minute, then your time is 1 minute since you can see what cashier is open.

      If 3 customers arrive over the course of a couple of minutes, there is a 25% chance of an issue with one of them, an 8% chance of an issue with 2 of them, and an issue with all 3 is extremely rare. In any of those cases, the smoothly flowing lines will start to back up until the issues are resolved.

      A medium time of when you have say 4 ppl in a queue, which is 12 sales/minute. That means that there is 50% chance of hitting a line that is going to have an issue. The reason is that the queue is NOT dependent on which line you choose by the DEPTH of the queue. You have limited capabilities to decide just by looking at others if they will have issues. In addition, the time will take between 4-20 minutes to get to the cashier, with an average of over 10.

      No, if issues are randomly distributed, you have a 59% chance of no problems in your line (0.875^4), a 28% chance of 1 problem (0.41 * 0.875^3), a 10% chance of 2 problems, a 3% chance of 3 problems, and a 0.4% chance of 4 problems. Since these cases each take 4, 8, 12, 16, and 20 minutes, respectively, the average wait is 6.3 minutes. If you simplify and say that on average there are 0.5 problems, you still get 4 minutes plus 50% of a 4 minute delay, which is 6 minutes.

      Finally, when the queue hits 8, then it is 100% certain that you will have a slow down of some type. In addition, the time will take between
      13 to 40 minutes to get to the cashier with an average of close to 20.

      At length 8, you have a 34% chance of no problems, and a 66% chance of at least one problem. It will take 8-40 minutes, and the average is 13.8 minutes, not 20 minutes. In the simple case, you have on average one 4 minute issue, plus 8 minutes of normal wait, for a 12 minute typical wait.

      Assume that it is the medium load, which is 12 sales. There will be 1.5 issues during that time, but at least 1 cashier will run full out.
      As such, the time will be between 5-10 minutes, with an average of about 6. In addition, you will be moving through the line QUICKLY.

      Yes, on average 1.5 issues divided across 3 cashiers is 0.5 delays per cashier, which gives the same 6 minutes as the 3 separate lines.

      With the heavy load, that is a total of 24 sales. That means that there will be 3 issues.
      That means that you have a time of between 8-12 minutes, with an average of 10 minutes.

      No, your average is around 12 minutes just like the separate lines, but you are more likely to have a wait closer to 12 minutes, and less likely to have an 8 minute wait, or a 40 minute wait. Even though there are on average 3 issues, sometimes there are more, and sometimes there are less.

      So yes, a single line makes you have wait time closer to the average more often, and reduces the likelihood of a very long or very short wait. But it does not reduce the average, nor change the best or worst case. You can't magically make the cashiers process more purchases per minute with a different line ordering.

      But the point is, when one line is moving faster, more new customers get in that line. And therefore, you, as an individual customer, are more likely to have a shorter wait. Yet on average, you have an average wait.

      Take the 8-person lines. About 34% of the time, one of them processes 8 people in 8 minutes (and 8 new people get in that line). 26% of the time, there

  61. Once again science fails to account for greed by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    The problem with the one line idea is that stores will invariably understaff the checkout counters to save money. Your lost time is irrelevant to them (See: "Voice Mail Hell"). Thus, the odds of more than one issue creating delays at most or all of the pathetically low number of open cashier stations ensures that everybody suffers. With multiple lines, there's at least a chance that people in one or two lines might luck out.

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  62. you really are likely in the slowest line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its true that the statement of the video doesn't logically match the statement in the title. however, i think the video also makes an error.

    the video says, basically, that before you enter a line you have equal chances of picking the fastest line and the slowest line, and any line in between. what it misses is that once you're actually in line, things change because of length bias. if you're in the fastest line, you spend the least amount of time in line; if you're in the slowest, you spend the most. proportionally you spend the most amount of time in slowest line; and given that you're in a line, the odds are best that you're in the slowest one. it boils down to what you condition on - are you choosing the line, or have you already made your choice?

    either way though, i'm not sure the concept needs a video to explain it.

    1. Re:you really are likely in the slowest line by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      "given that you're in a line, the odds are best that you're in the slowest one"

      No they aren't.

  63. One line, always by xnpu · · Score: 2

    Don't we all learn in school why 1 line is faster? I sure did. Not to mention that any place where it really matters (e.g. airports) do this already. Who cares what a handful of people who didn't pay attention in school "feel" about it "psychologically". What about me? Do you have any idea how distressed I get when there's multiple lines to choose from? And no way to know for sure which line performs best?

    1. Re:One line, always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      any place where it really matters (e.g. airports)

      Do you actually believe that being the first in line at checkin, passport control, security, boarding or unboarding makes you arrive earlier?

  64. Duh by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

    Let's say I spend some number of hours a year in lines. Statistically speaking, any given minute of my wait is more likely to be in a slower line - since by definition they'll occupy a greater percentage of my waiting time than being in the faster lines.

  65. Please go to.....four by morethanapapercert · · Score: 2
    Wonderfully? Wonderfully??? To wander back and forth through a rats maze where the bends are NOT wide enough to granny in front of me to maneuver her cart around without knocking merchandise off the flimsy pegboards. To _finally_ get the to the head of the line and seem to be able to outguess the annoying automated voice guide. (you can see people swipe or hand over cash, the clerk has hit the total button, but the guide doesn't send you to the clerk until after they have hit the change button, even then there is an almost 2 second lag between "Please go to" and the cashier number. And yet it seems _everybody_ , even after staring dumbly at the same signs and flashing lights for 2 minutes STILL starts, looks up in surprise and peers around trying to figure out which aisle the voice is telling them to go to. (With some I suspect the problem is the voices in their head are contradicting the voice on the pole) At the end of this Skinner inspired rat's maze there isn't any frickin' cheese for the customer

    While we're on the subject, I notice further down people commenting on the new self service check outs that many retailers are starting to put in. They seem to like them. I LOATHE them. In my area, only Canadian Tire and Wal-Mart use them and I avoid them. Certain days through the week, at Canadian Tire only the customer service desk and the self serve checkouts are staffed. I always go to the customer service desk when that happens.

    1) The self serve check outs are bar code and scale based. The system has to know the precise weight of every bar coded item. If you don't put the item on the scales, it won't let you continue, yet the scales are imprecise enough that a two back of automotive bulbs often don't weight enough to register. And good luck trying to deal with an unwieldy item that doesn't fit in a standard bag. A regular clerk just throws a sticker on it and moves on. This self service system halts and you have to wait for the central cashier to come over and fix it. This always takes a lot longer than having a clerk already standing there and eager to get to the next customer.

    2) The system does not provide a customer a way to manual type in a barcode number the way a skilled clerk can when the bars themselves aren't legible to the laser. At the Walmart, deli items get a custom bar code printed up right then and there, but for some reason, the ink sometimes gets a tad smeared. (I don't know what ink/printing system is in the one they use here.) A human can read the numbers, but the laser can't apparently make heads or tails of the bars. Again, you need that central cash person to come over and fix it.

    3) Both self service systems are set up so one person is supervising 4 registers and it seems at least at the Canadian Tire, the management only allots one person to do this per shift. At the Walmart, it appears that during slack time, the customer service person covers it in addition to their other duties. These leads to a problem. If you have four clerks and things are slow, you have the flexibility to send one or two off on break earlier or go stock shelves or something. When it's only one person, sure it's cheaper, but what happens when that person needs to go take a leak? At both Walmart and Canadian Tire on at least one occasion each, there hasn't been anyone standing on that little raised platform next to the self serve checkouts. At the Walmart at least, there was usually two other cashiers on duty. (one at the one queue into multiple registers section and one in the traditional single queue area) At Canadian Tire on the other hand, one time there was nobody, I mean nobody at any of the registers, including the customer service. I looked around, waited a bit and then the customer service staff came back with an empty cart (had been restocking returns I guess) and the self serve supervisor came hustling over from the bathroom/service centre area looking flustered.

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    1. Re:Please go to.....four by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Amazing advice: don't use self-checkout when you know your items don't work well with self-checkout. I must be a genius or something to figure that out.

    2. Re:Please go to.....four by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The problem is you shop at Wal-Mart because they are cheap, and they are cheap because they keep staffing levels down. If people were willing to pay a little bit more for better levels of service they could have more staff on hand to deal with this stuff. People don't seem to factor the checkout times into their costing though, so they would rather save a few pennies on a bag of sugar and an extra 10 minutes queuing.

      Back when I worked in a shop people would ask us to price match and when we told them we couldn't go as low as the out-of-town warehouse place they left and drove over there. Half an hour minimum to get there and all to save a couple of quid. They don't seem to consider their time to be worth anything, not to mention the petrol costs.

      Japanese supermarkets have developed a good system for speeding up checkouts. Instead of packing your stuff at the checkout they simply transfer it to another basket/trolley. You pay and then take your stuff over to a packing area where you can take your time. Some of the more up-market places have two staff on the checkout with one doing packing and the other the scanning/payment side. Apparently Japanese people value their time.

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    3. Re:Please go to.....four by Ash+Vince · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wonderfully? Wonderfully??? To wander back and forth through a rats maze where the bends are NOT wide enough to granny in front of me to maneuver her cart around without knocking merchandise off the flimsy pegboards. To _finally_ get the to the head of the line and seem to be able to outguess the annoying automated voice guide. (you can see people swipe or hand over cash, the clerk has hit the total button, but the guide doesn't send you to the clerk until after they have hit the change button, even then there is an almost 2 second lag between "Please go to" and the cashier number. And yet it seems _everybody_ , even after staring dumbly at the same signs and flashing lights for 2 minutes STILL starts, looks up in surprise and peers around trying to figure out which aisle the voice is telling them to go to. (With some I suspect the problem is the voices in their head are contradicting the voice on the pole) At the end of this Skinner inspired rat's maze there isn't any frickin' cheese for the customer

      This is kind of the point. Although it is more efficient to do this it pisses us off as customers because we just see one long line. We do not notice that it is moving 10 times quicker than 10 separate queues would be. It also robs us of our ability to actively get to the front faster choosing the shortest line and forces us to be more passive which is a state of mind our society does not usually encourage.

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    4. Re:Please go to.....four by leenks · · Score: 1

      This is why I shop at Waitrose rather than Sainsburys, Tesco, Morrisons or ASDA (in that order).

      The queues in Waitrose are almost always very short or non existant (because they have enough staff on to maintain short queues), the staff are all helpful and courteous. Of course, one has to pay slightly more for the privilege - but not as much as some people claim.

  66. Re:Why is the single line perceived least efficien by bbtom · · Score: 1

    That's why you need someone to open up shortcut routes during quiet periods. I believe they do this at some airports.

    Also, you can do it in a slightly more subtle way by having markings on the floor and by doing sort of 'nudge'-style design that basically encourages people to form a queue even though there isn't actual physical barriers.

    For instance, at some ATMs I use in London, they have big blue arrows on the ground to show people to queue. During busy periods, it nudges people into an efficient queuing protocol, but during quiet times, it doesn't force people to walk long distances.

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  67. Scientifically? Wait, wha... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fucking fuck? "There are three groups of two permutations of three variables, two out of six times 'your' variable is the first"
    The video is wrong, stupid and stupid. I could say You are least likely to be eaten by raptors if you choose Nike shoes over Adidas and store brand by this methodology...

  68. Where's the irony? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2

    . Ironically, the most efficient set-up is to have one line feed into several cashiers.

    Since irony indicates a result the opposite of what you'd expect, and logic tells us that the one-line option is the most efficient... how's it ironic?

    1. Re:Where's the irony? by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Because the OP considers us mouth breathers

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  69. Retailers take note: by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    As a CUSTOMER, I strongly prefer a single-queue system. The few stores I know where this is in place feel far more efficient to me at the checkout line than those who do not.

    As to the self-checkout lanes; I don't mind them at the grocery store where most of them items fit in bags and the UPC codes are well managed. Where I hate them is places like big-box hardware stores. I once heard an interview with a big wig at Home Depot, where I claimed that the self-check lanes would allow them to put more people on the floor to help customers. It was so much bull that I couldn't believe it he'd said it. There are no more people there and the ones that are are no more helpful. The self check lanes have one purpose - saving money. Less employees means less benefits. A hardware store is the last place (other than a plan nursery I guess) where I'd expect self-service scanners to be at all useful. Also, in a place like that, how hard would be it be to play the "weighs the same as" game? Find a couple of items with similar weights and sizes but vastly different prices, buy one of the cheap ones and take it home. Make self stick on labels with the UPC code of that cheap item. Use the stickers to cover the upc code of the expensive item. Scan, pay, profit. A human cashier would probably catch that.

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    1. Re:Retailers take note: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even beyond appropriateness, the usability of Home Depot's self checkout is sadly lacking relative to Walmart's or Kroger's implementations - e.g. speed at which the next item can be scanned, properly calibrated weights, etc.

  70. Not so fast by UBfusion · · Score: 1

    Mathematics is counter-intuitive and all humans most of the time do need "remedial math". In addition, there are so many branches of "math" today that even having obtained a Math Dept degree some 10 years ago doesn't guarantee you'd still remember the basics of say probability theory (a *very* counter-intuitive one). Having an IT-related degree or even being a C# programmer also does not guarantee that you would approach at first sight an everyday life problem like the formation of queues in a relevant or correct way. Therefore, I expect a lot of noise in ./ comments and frankly, I like noise, mainly because I am a lonely guy and I have the perversion to enjoy observing knowledgeable people's reactions to the "obvious". Noise to me is study worthy and keeps me busy on long winter nights. All pure signals, proper theorems and clever corollaries render life much less worth pursuing and would collapse ./ into 'true' and 'false' twits.

    Your approach is that this post is a "drivel" and therefore "this site went to shit". Could you please also express your opinion on the TFA and video?

    What you could accuse the /. poster and editor is that they fail to make explicit what makes this video worth of our precious attention. IMHO, the commentary should make mention of a) the counter intuitive nature of probability b) the interdisciplinary application field of queuing theory and c) the elusive connection between abstract mathematical theories to situations of everyday life. The video excels in all three aspects and was really insightful and informative, especially given that its target audience is not the seasoned mathematician, but Joe Six pack who hates Christmas shopping precisely because of the perceived long queues. Therefore, I'd add: d) a very concise, clear and effective example of popularization of science using elementary tools (looks like the visualizations were made with Impress or Powerpoint).

  71. Re:Why is the single line perceived least efficien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story is junk science. First he's using the word efficient incorrectly. As long as all the cashiers are processing customers then efficiency would be the same. To put it another way, the output is exactly the same on average under either system, i.e. the average time spent in line is unchanged under the 1 huge line scenario.

    If this is about fairness, then he's right. But a totally fair system means that you can't get in and out quickly even if you try, which means it sucks.

    A more efficient system from a human standpoint would have multiple lines. How can I say that? Those that are in a rush will look for the shortest line and get in and out quickly. Those that don't care will get into any line. And those that want to flirt with the cashier will even take the longest line, which leaves the fastest line for you.

    What this articles does prove is that you can make a video and still be wrong. But then again people that dislike Fox News and Al Gore already knew that. :)

  72. he's defining the word efficient wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story uses the word efficient incorrectly. As long as all the cashiers are processing customers then efficiency would be the same. To put it another way, the output is exactly the same on average under either system, i.e. the average time spent in line is unchanged under the 1 huge line scenario.

    If this is about fairness, then he's right. But a totally fair system means that you can't get in and out quickly even if you try, which means it sucks.

    A more efficient system from a human standpoint would have multiple lines. How can I say that? Those that are in a rush will look for the shortest line and get in and out quickly. Those that don't care will get into any line. And those that want to flirt with the cashier will even take the longest line, which leaves the fastest line for you.

    What this articles does prove is that you can make a video and still be wrong. But then again people that dislike Fox News and Al Gore already knew that. :)

  73. Self service checkout by Sait-kun · · Score: 1

    One of our local supermarket stores has recently started using a self service checkout system.

    It's absolutely brilliant:

    As you enter the store you get one of the many hand scanners by simply scanning your store bonus card. Then as you get all your products you scan each one as you go. At the end you simply place your scanner back in one of the holders and scan your bonus card again and you're ready to pay and after that you're done. Even with the xmas crowd there where no lines for the self service checkout.

    Yet still quite a lot of people choose to stand in line... actually one of my friends was in line as I arrived at the store and I finished shopping before it was his turn at the cashier =)

  74. efficient is not even the right word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story uses the word efficient incorrectly. As long as all the cashiers are processing customers then efficiency would be the same. To put it another way, the average time spent in line is unchanged under the 1 huge line scenario.

    If this is about fairness, then he's right. But a totally fair system means that you can't get in and out quickly even if you try, which means it sucks.

    A more efficient system from a human standpoint would have multiple lines. How can I say that? Those that are in a rush will look for the shortest line and get in and out quickly. Those that don't care will get into any line. And those that want to flirt with the cashier will even take the longest line, which leaves the fastest line for you.

    What this articles does prove is that you can make a video and still be wrong. But then again people that dislike Fox News and Al Gore already knew that. :)

  75. Re:This also applies to vehicles going on an on-ra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but noooo those douches try to cut everyone off and try to cut in line, thus slowing the entire process.

    Your time with your kids isn't as important to me as my time with my wii. By cutting everyone off, I get through quicker. Thank you for meekly sitting idle.

  76. The noise is the sound of an exploding spleen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's worse, is your whining rant is marked up as "insightful" - I think that speaks volumes more about the tone of slashdot discourse than the useless article, even if it is primary school level drivel.
    Really, do you have so much time on your hands and so much splenetic rage that you feel compelled to tell us in such eloquent depth how you really feel about TFA? Here's a clue, Jack : just close the tab, will you, and get on with your seasonal festivities - you'll be calmer reading something more at your level, all those who failed high school math will be none the wiser and therefore happier in their blissful ignorance of their ignorance, and the planet will keep on spinning.

    Burn one down, buddy, it'll do you good.

  77. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    scientifically in the slowest line likely are you?

  78. A bit obsessive by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Sweet mocha Jesus, we're your parents killed in a tragic queueing mishap?

  79. The psychology of waiting lines by gr8dude · · Score: 1

    is an essay written by Donald Norman, you can read it here: http://www.jnd.org/dn.mss/the_psychology_of_waiting_lines.html

    He argues that there are several things that matter more; one that matters the most is the perceived fairness of the queue.

    It doesn't matter if the line is long, or that you have to wait slightly longer; what matters is that everybody waits roughly the same amount of time, and there is no way to cheat in such a system.

    Giving up control is a feature. When you have options to choose from, there is a chance that you made a sub-optimal choice. In the case of a single line - you are certain you chose the fastest option ;-)

    The highlight of the paper is that in the context of customer satisfaction, perceivedPerformance > actualPerformance.Whether this rule is the same when it comes to counting the profit - is another matter.

  80. Tesco self service by DrXym · · Score: 1

    I made the mistake of going in Tesco yesterday at lunchtime and it was jam packed with Christmas shoppers. So I bought a few things and went in the "express", "self service" line. These lines are served by automated systems which I swear have been designed to a) ignore your keypresses b) ignore barcodes, c) throw up random errors d) randomly say "unexpected item in the bagging area" and generally do everything to neither be express nor self service. Tesco presumably because they need half as many people to operate them but god are they frustrating.

    1. Re:Tesco self service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      d) randomly say "unexpected item in the bagging area"

      They've probably improved them now, but when they first came out that came up all the time. Reason? The stack of plastic bags was positioned badly and rested on the bagging area, throwing off the scales.

  81. Hard at work by wesleyjconnor · · Score: 1

    I love that people are out there figuring this stuff out, aids, cancer, queues

  82. One queue vs multiple lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if it's like Capitalism vs Communism

    Capitalism - Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, but it's ultimately relative to your skill at line selection

    Communism - fairness/equality for all.. everyone gets the same

  83. Bad summary by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

    I'm amazed this story didn't get a bad (or rather just plain WRONG) summary tag yet.

    You're not likely in the slowest line, but rather you're likely not in the fastest one (well, duh - with N lines you've only got a 1/N probability of being in the fastest one).

    FWIW, your probability of being in the single slowest line is just the same, 1/N, IOW you're most likely *NOT* in the slowest line.

  84. Odd that it is perceived as least efficient. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    When I saw it at MicroCenter, I hated the long line, but it moved so fast, that I have quit carping about it. Basically, it is parallelism the way that it should be done: not at the time of choosing which line, but of choosing which cashier. There is a difference.

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  85. This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's completely obvious that the single line is the best solution. But I've run in to places that INSIST you break up the lines to make one per cashier. WHY? I don't want to stand in front of a cashier until I know they're ready for me.

  86. Sadly, you would also be wrong. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    The reality is that in multiple lines, in a medium load, it is not uncommon to see cashier's lines empty and a cashier WAITING for a customer. Normally, it is less than 1 minute, BUT, they could have checked out somebody during that time.
    under heavy loads, you WILL have the same efficiency, BUT, ALL of the lines will be going slower as well due to hitting issues (long queue means higher chance of hitting issues which slows it down).

    A single queue is easy to optimize, and keep it optimized, as well as fair under ALL CONDITIONS. A multiple queue will be optimized BUT considered unfair by most customers, under a heavy load. At all other times, it would actually be under optimized. The fact that you spoke of getting into short lines says that. And as to flirting with a cashier, you can still do that with a single line. Heck, you can allow others to go in front so that you get a particular register.

    Finally, disregarding your being incorrect about efficiencies on this, if a word is used incorrectly, it does NOT make it junk science. It means that an article was poorly written. But hey, that means that you love Faux News and Al Gore, right?

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  87. This needed a study? by NetServices · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Did this need to be studied? I can telly you from first hand experience I am always in the slows check out lane.

  88. Is "efficient" the right word to use? by holamundo · · Score: 1

    Seriously the one-queue idea sounded like the most "fair" set-up rather than the most "efficient" one to me. Sure, if your line's serving some pesky customer you've got a while to wait, but the other lines are still processing customers as usual, so the overall system efficiency isn't hampered much by your misfortune. What's more, you save the overhead of identifying and moving to the free cashier when you're in the queue head. I don't have a study to back me up, but it seems to me that multi-queue is less fair but probably more efficient when you've got lots of cashiers.

    PS. "That other line is moving faster than yours" almost sound as if my line is moving the slowest, which isn't true from TFA. Just that my line's not the fastest doesn't make me feel that bad, it's probably not the slowest as well.

  89. relativity anyone? by fuliginous · · Score: 1

    Surely this is just proof of gravity and relativity. The more persons in a queue with full trolleys the slower time moves for them due to the gravitational distortion of the trolleys and shopping mass?

  90. the cashier makes a difference by jsh1972 · · Score: 1

    when not using the self-checkout at my local kroger's, it's usually because I have a lot of small items. If i just have a few, I scan each item and choose skip bagging, and just put it in the buggy. the platform where you put the groceries will freak out if you even breathe on it. I will get in a longer line if it is for my favored cashiers, because I know they're competent and swift. at stores I don't normally use, the rule is always get in the line for the hot female cashier.

  91. wrong perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are missing the point! the shops are entirely aware that single line is more efficient, its just that they dont want you to pass the cashier quickly. they want you to wait there. the trick is to keep the lines long enough so that people are bored in the line but not yet royally pissed off. near the cashiers is what is called the "the impulse zone" where small goods are placed, cigarets, newspapers, small choclates, condoms etc. by the time people go to the cashier they have already bought all they need but if you make them wait in the line they might buy some more out of boredom. in banks, airports, etc where they actually want the queue to pass quicly single lines are used - in shops they simply want you to stay longer in the store so you have lines at every cashier

  92. single line is EVIL by Something+Witty+Here · · Score: 1

    The single line method is evil. It removes choice
    from the customer. I want to avoid the cashiers
    that insist on putting canned soup on top of
    bread and eggs. (and get upset if you start bagging your own)
    I avoid stores that use the single line method.

  93. moot point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is retarded. if we're all standing in different lines, how can they all be the slowest?

  94. computer put people out of work? by lpq · · Score: 1

    You are complaining about machines putting people out of work? Perhaps you need to return to the pre-industrial age. As for the bit about problems -- they have 1 person assigned to assist those who have problems with the machines, right now @ the rate of 1 person/4 auto-machines.

    But I found, in my own experience, that problems come from people who don't know how to use the machines. I had problems the first few times I tried one, but being a computer person, I quickly figured out the interface. Once that happened -- no more problems.

    I suppose you'd hate it worse if you just had to walk through a scanner that picked off all the RFID's of all the merchandise on you (as in the IBM commercial showing someone stuffing the lining of their long coat, full of merchandise, as if preparing to steal all of it). Then you swipe your payment card, slip (check's electronically scanned), or go to a cash line (also possibly automated w/talk of RFID's in money to prevent counterfeiting) and you're off.

    Being scared of computers automating away jobs that used to be done by humans seems ridiculously out of place on a tech-site like "/.". You sure you are in the right place? Same goes for the lost Luddites who modded you to +4 insightful. Go find a flat-earth group to hang-out in -- you'd be more "at home", and think about evolving to the tech-age.

  95. Single Queue Multiple Server 2 Considerations by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    Normally, where the service time is very short, relative to the transaction time, the SQMS works very well (line up at a group of ATM terminals). In a situation where there are multiple servers to a tool-crypt facility, (One or two windows), the servers actually interfere with each other and therefore, each of the server's times is increased, However, the total wait time for an individual (queuing + service) is still the least. Walmart has a fast queue system (1-8 items), where they use single queue multiple cashiers. It works well for them because the path through the queue is filled on each side with candy, magazines, batteries for toys, etc. Cherry picking while waiting for service is very important aspect of adding sales dollars. In the multiple server, multiple queues, there is queue jumping, which takes place more often then you think, and since the time for service is long, you have time to read / purchase a magazine, consume a chocolate bar, or buy some crap before your turn at the cashier arrives. I also think that the MSMQ may require less floor space too due to arrangements to not manage a queue when volumes are customers are low. Thats my 2Cents worth.

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  96. TJ's by Cazekiel · · Score: 1

    They have the one-line queue at TJ Maxx, and it couldn't work any better. I was in the line of last-minuters yesterday, TONS of people in one line and boomboomboom, we were getting ticked off every 30 seconds, if that.

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  97. The title ain't true! by critical_patch · · Score: 1

    The title of this article is actually a bit misleading. It claims that "Scientifically, you are likely in the slowest line", however this is not what the video indicates. It only says that scientifically you are most likely NOT in the fastest line. Given three cashiers you are equally likely to be in the fastest and slowest line, but there is a 2/3 chance that you are NOT in the line the is fastest. Actually for any number of cashiers, you are equally likely to be in the fastest and slowest line, however you are only more likely NOT to be in the fastest line when there are at least 3 cashiers. If there are 2 cashiers, then there is a 50% chance of being in the fast one and a 50% chance of being in the slow one. Given 1 cashier you are always in both the fastest, and the slowest line. Given 0 cashiers, you are neither in the fastest nor the slowest line. I'm still considering the cases when there are fewer than 0 cashiers.

  98. The slowest line is self-service by Anthony · · Score: 1

    If there are more than a few queued at self-service, I look elsewhere. They are all amateur scanners, often confused by the unfamiliar [me included]

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