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Confessions of a Computer Repairman

nk497 writes "What really happens to your PC when it's handed over to computer repair cowboys? We reveal the horror stories from computer repair shops — the dodgy technicians that install pirated software, steal personal photos, lie about hardware upgrades, upsell to the unsavvy, or simply steal your PC to sell on. Plus, we tell you how to avoid such dodgy fixers and find a trustworthy repairman."

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  1. Re:Meh by x*yy*x · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Exactly. Don't break your legs and head in a car accident if you don't know how to repair them!

  2. I'm evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I downgrade them to IE6, uninstall firefox/chrome, disable their anti virus, set their search engine to bing and their home page to lemonparty.org. Then I charge them in bitcoin.

    1. Re:I'm evil by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      You mean you don't actually install a fake AV, pull half their RAM and leave child porn on the machine as well?

      So how evil are you? Eh, not so much.

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  3. Self Promotion ? by SirGeek · · Score: 2

    Does it annoy anyone else that there are more and more articles here on /. that are submissions of an article/store by the author of the story ?

    1. Re:Self Promotion ? by Microlith · · Score: 2

      It's annoying, but I suspect it's good business for Slashdot so they do it anyway.

      I suspect that's why there's only ~3-4 editors aside from CmdrTaco that post anything anyway. They also seem to work in shifts, so it's probably just a line job now.

    2. Re:Self Promotion ? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2

      Does it annoy anyone else that there are more and more articles here on /. that are submissions of an article/store by the author of the story ?

      No.

      Most of what we read about on this site are things we want to go out and buy. If the topic is interesting, the topic is interesting. If you want to wipe out everything considered an advertisement this site is going to dry up real quick.

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    3. Re:Self Promotion ? by 2.7182 · · Score: 1

      No, it is entertaining, sort of the reason I browse at -1.

    4. Re:Self Promotion ? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does it annoy anyone else that there are more and more articles here on /. that are submissions of an article/store by the author of the story ?

      Not at all. I do get annoyed when the submitter is pointing to his content farm that just re-frames the original source. But it's not because I can't stand self-promotion, it's because the content farm rarely adds anything to the subject and I have to jump through another hoop to get to the real story.

      It's not a crime to profit from providing information. As long as it really is something interesting (and not otherwise deceitful), I see no reason to get one's hackles up about it.

    5. Re:Self Promotion ? by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      Haven't taken notice of that, but I have noticed the comment counts, on average, have dropped significantly. Just look at how many stories have less than 100 comments total. Unfortunate, as I think Slashdot is one of the better sites for comment moderation.

    6. Re:Self Promotion ? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Doesn't bother me if it's actually the author of an original story. After all, they could easily get a shill account and post it rather than being upfront.

      What does bother me are the bloggers who copy a story from a real publication and then submit their copy to Slashdot and get all the ad hits for their plagiarism. And often these assholes misrepresent the story, due to carelessness, stupidity or attempting to make it more dramatic.

    7. Re:Self Promotion ? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      In slashdot terms, it doesn't really matter who submitted the story all that counts is how many comments it received (how great was the interest).

      When it comes to computer repairs, the while you watch approach is obviously the safest approach and it is just no going to be cheap. This can be done via on site repairs on via an appointment approach (much like a doctor or dentist). The reality is the majority of repairs will be done in around thirty minutes, maybe 60 minutes if it includes say motherboard and hard dick replacement with operating system re-install.

      Most computer faults are operating system based, with viruses et al being the cause. Cleaning windows is a pain, as it often takes many reboots and time spent waiting doing nothing, this suits in-house repairing multiple computers at the same time approach, billing each unit as if they were repaired individually.

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    8. Re:Self Promotion ? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2

      Most computer faults are operating system based, with viruses et al being the cause.

      Most computer faults are pilot error, not viruses.

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    9. Re:Self Promotion ? by ForgedArtificer · · Score: 1

      If it's a good story, why does it matter?

      SlashDot is a great way to get good work read.

      To look at it another way, all authors ever do is post their work somewhere in the hopes it will be read. It's no different than sending a story to a newspaper, a manuscript to a publishing company, a poem to a contest.

      Leave it to the moderators to judge if it is worthy.

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    10. Re:Self Promotion ? by FishTankX · · Score: 1

      maybe 60 minutes if it includes say motherboard and hard dick replacement

      I didn't know computers had phalluses...

    11. Re:Self Promotion ? by Geminii · · Score: 1

      ANOVWL?

    12. Re:Self Promotion ? by doccus · · Score: 1

      I just bust a gut!! maybe you didn't intend the spelling error, but now i know why my ex spent so long at the computer shop...;-)(

    13. Re:Self Promotion ? by danomac · · Score: 1

      Yep, although more commonly referred to as PEBKAC.

  4. Re:Meh by Haedrian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    More like "Don't drive if you don't know how not to crash"

    I read the article, some stuff might be hard for the beginner (cable got lose, that might take a while for a person to diagnose) but asking them to upgrade RAM and not knowing how to check how much RAM the system has is stupid.

  5. Re:Meh by virgnarus · · Score: 1

    Cuz, you know, every time something breaks it's always from manual error, yes?

  6. People fall for... obvious frauds by jez9999 · · Score: 2

    Only just finished checking over my aunt's computer. She'd paid about £80 because a company cold-called her and said Microsoft had detected a virus on her computer... somehow they also had her postcode. Their 'evidence' for this virus was to show her that not all Windows services were running ('it had shut some down'), and that if it wasn't repaired soon, more services would be shut down. They accessed her computer remotely because she willingly visited a site and ran an executable for them.

    I was quite surprised she fell for it. Even a Luddite should realize this kind of cold-calling scam. Maybe the Brits are just suckers? :-)

    1. Re:People fall for... obvious frauds by hitmark · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Social engineering, the oldest trick in the book. It plays on us defaulting to trust unless otherwise proved (us being anyone not deep in military/corporate secrecy or it security).

      hell, i tripped up once myself. I got a IM from a friend asking about a url, and thinking nothing of it i clicked on it. Thankfully it was aimed at Windows users, or i would be in deep trouble.

      Basically the url used was laid out so that at a casual glance it directed one to a .com site. But actually what it did was download a .com binary...

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    2. Re:People fall for... obvious frauds by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2

      The only surprise I have is that they're using cold calling for this instead of just dumping a fake AV on her machine. Cold calling is a really labor intensive way to make some money. I suppose they did this because they're too dumb to use a phishing email or other remote means.

      The fake AV business is booming. Most of the spyware cleaning I get these days is because of some fake AV. I've read reports that some of these guys are probably making several million a year from this scam.

      Most of the clients who call me pretty much figure out that it's a scam, and maybe they know to try one of the spyware utilities, but frequently that doesn't work because the fake AV disables the AV or they pick the wrong one. So they call me and I come in with UBCD4Win and a few other removal utilities and clean it out. Then I get them off IE and on Firefox if they aren't already and put the free version of Malwarebytes Antimalware and ThreatFire 3 on their system and usually switch their AV to Avast (because their Norton or McAfee was slowing their machine down to a crawl.) And also make sure they're fully patched. My maximum home user charge is $100, but I usually eat a couple hours getting them straightened out after the actual cleaning so they don't have to do it again in a month.

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    3. Re:People fall for... obvious frauds by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      It's a global scam. I had some guys call me up, telling me they're from "Microsoft Windows" and that my PC had problems. I'm assuming they're hitting up people that have learned about the online scams but are more trusting of a real person, even if they're from whichever Asian country it is they're working out of.

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    4. Re:People fall for... obvious frauds by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2

      Good points: if they're working from Asia their labor rates for cold calling are going to be low. And yeah, social engineering in person works better than an online scam.

      I wonder if they also use the excuse that "we're from your ISP, we've noticed your machine is sending spam, so we need to clean your machine for you". That would work with a lot of people. Sending emails allegedly from the ISP with "free antivirus software" as an attachment probably would work even better. I haven't heard of that being done but it seems like an obvious approach.

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    5. Re:People fall for... obvious frauds by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2

      Pfft. Nothing new. Insurance scams were all the rage in ancient Greece.

      The scams involved the common practice of bottomry.

      No, it does not mean what you think. :)

    6. Re:People fall for... obvious frauds by Idzy · · Score: 1

      I've seen that scam here in Canada 2, first my uncle got the call and fell for it hook line and sinker, a couple weeks later my cousin got the call but was smart enough to call me on another line before letting them do anything.

    7. Re:People fall for... obvious frauds by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Pfft. Nothing new. Insurance scams were all the rage in ancient Greece.

      The scams involved the common practice of bottomry.

      No, it does not mean what you think. :)

      To be fair, you DID use the words "Greece" and "bottomry" in close conjunction...

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    8. Re:People fall for... obvious frauds by Dracos · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've seen that scam here in Canada 2

      Wow, they made a sequel to Canada?

    9. Re:People fall for... obvious frauds by Krokus · · Score: 1

      Well, Steven Harper's working very, very hard on it but it's not finished yet. We're going to be called Canada 2: The US-ening. :)

      Sorry, off-topic. I know. Berate me as necessary.

    10. Re:People fall for... obvious frauds by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Uh, yeah, that was the joke as implied, there, sport.

    11. Re:People fall for... obvious frauds by mjwx · · Score: 1

      The only surprise I have is that they're using cold calling for this instead of just dumping a fake AV on her machine.

      Not really, If Aunt Gladys gets a fake AV pop up she'll either ignore it or call someone to fix it. When she gets a cold call, she is more likely to act as "it's a real person". Success rate would be much higher then with a fake AV, I'd say the actual success rate would be up there with telemarketers.

      I've received a cold call from "The PC doctor" before and went along with it to see where it headed. Whilst obviously scripted it was sophisticated enough to make someone who was not technically literate, the call culminated in them asking me to install something, at this point I pressed them for details (company name, ABN, office number) and they promptly hung up.

      Given the cheapness of running a call centre out of somewhere like India and the higher success rate would make this operation profitable if it went on long enough.

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    12. Re:People fall for... obvious frauds by mldi · · Score: 1

      I've only received scam calls like this twice ever in my life. I didn't fall for either, but for the second one I stayed on the line acting like I was willing to do what they told me to, but was getting all confused ("Hold on, I think I need a new AOL CD...", "Oh crap, I think I lost the Internet", etc). I figured I'd scam them back by wasting their time. It only took 5 minutes before they got all frustrated and hung up.

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    13. Re:People fall for... obvious frauds by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Canada 2: Snow of Vengeance

      It's the gritty reboot all the critics are raving about!

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  7. Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Even the most ubiquitous repair group - geek squad at best buy - has shown itself numerous times to not be worthy of trust. If you need it repaired, you need to learn to do it yourself. Otherwise you will get screwed worse than a high school girl at a car mechanic.

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  8. Confession Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    Former Geek Squad drone here. Yes, flame away. I'm used to it.

    It's true that you really shouldn't take your computer to most GS places, but the reasons why might be different than what you think. There's always the chance of getting an idiot who has no clue what they're doing. But more often than not, the GOOD people can't really prove themselves because their hands are so tied by corporate policy. The "Diagnostic & Repair" service is a complete and utter joke unless someone who knows what theyre doing actually does the work (and the actual person doing the work will likely NOT be the one who checked it in). It goes something like this:
    • Check if computer boots into Windows.
    • If it doesn't boot into Windows, try Safe Mode.
    • If it doesn't boot into Safe Mode, run automated diagnostics.
    • If diags pass, reinstall Windows (even if it's just one minor thing causing it to not load).
    • If you can boot into safe mode, connect to "Agent Jonny Utah" to complete repairs. AJU is an outsourced drone somewhere in the Philippines who does the same thing you would do at the store, which is the next item.
    • Run MRI FACE. This essentially automates the entire process, running through automated diagnostics, then scans with Kaspersky, Spyware Doctor, Webroot System Analyzer, Ewido, Panda, and A-Squared.
    • Reboot into normal mode, run System Analyzer. If still showing "traces", re-run FACE in normal mode.
    • If no "traces", then "Mission Complete"

    So no, even if the tech is competent, they don't want you spending a whole lot of time actually SOLVING the problem. They want you to spend maybe 10 minutes at most of actual touch time on a computer, then either get it on the complete shelf, or sell them a new one. Now of course they don't SAY this, but the pressure is there in the form of departmental budgets, and "revenue per transaction" goals. Basically, it's a matter of "if we can't fix it, we're discouraged from actually looking for a solution instead of upselling to something else."

    The sad part is, it didn't used to be this way. But with Geek Squad being seen as just an extension of Customer Service (functionality checks on ALL returns, sending store-stock items for repair, and having to ring up ALL computer sales because corporate doesn't think the actual salespeople are capable of selling the much exalted "complete solution" of computer/software/cables/services), there's also no TIME to give each client the attention they deserve. Best Buy Mobile is actually fairly decent, because they're actually allowed to operate as a "store within a store", so to speak. They can't get pulled to other departments (which ALWAYS happens to GS people), and they're allowed to run their department as they see fit. This is why BBYM is one of the few departments that actually makes money on a consistent basis.

    So no, not ALL the problems with Geek Squad are caused by incopmetent "Agents." I'll admit that a lot of them are, but corporate has basically castrated the department into nothing but sales drones who can "speak computers."

    1. Re:Confession Time by Dr+Herbert+West · · Score: 1

      Somebody mod this guy informative-- not that I have ever worked with/gone to/would ever recommend a GS outlet, but because his comment sounds exactly right: "fix" in corporate speak means "if you can't make the problem go away in less than 10mins, upsell to a new product".

      Different than what the average /. poster would do to fix a computer problem.

      Making no excuses, of course, but incompetent and sh**ty service is not always the result of being evil.

    2. Re:Confession Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty offended by this. I am 'Agent Johnny Utah' here, a 3rd party consultant for a private company that takes care of Geeksquad customers, among other companies. Not only do our customers PC's get fixed, but I'm in chicago, and all the agents I know are located in the USA. We do not use 'MRI' like they do in the stores, and our very livelihood depends on us doing a good job. We regedit, fix updates, kill TDSS rootkits, fix startup issues and use tools that actually work. You say 'FORMER' drone and you are absolutely right. The powers that be finally wised up and started hiring competent American IT professionals to do the work instead of morons who got promoted off the salesfloor.

    3. Re:Confession Time by sgtrock · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is so the truth its sad. I worked for the Big Yellow tag for 12 years and Geek Squad for 7 of them. Everything the last poster says is dead on. Geek Squad was great until it got bestbuyed.

      Give me a break! Your market before Best Buy bought you out was the artsy types here in the Twin Cities. That's why you drove those old Citroens with the lousy paint jobs, wore the white shirts, black pants, and goofy glasses. It was to make those interior designers and advertising people feel good about themselves because at least they weren't YOU.

      Geek Squad was NEVER about knowing what to do when faced with a real problem. If you couldn't get their printer driver working in 10 minutes, or find the On/Off button on their monitor, you farmed it out to one of our local shops here who had some real talent.

    4. Re:Confession Time by stuffman64 · · Score: 1

      Another GS drone here... I'm fortunate enough to work in one of the new "connected stores" that operates slightly differently from the other stores, and I also have the fortune to work with a boss who is a genuinely nice person.

      Up until recently, Geek Squad charged $200 for a "diagnostics and repair" service to find out what was wrong with the computer, and repair it (less the cost of hardware). Not everyone had to pay this amount; those with existing warranties or protection plans didn't have to pay the diagnostic fee ($70) at all, and only the remaining $130 if the problem was not due hardware (i.e., you got a virus/malware/borked your Windows somehow). People out of warranty were pretty much hosed- $200 for a one-time-fix is quite expensive any way you look at it.

      Recently they rolled out a new plan that for the same price will cover pretty much anything that goes wrong with your computer for a year's time (excluding physical damage and the cost of replacement hardware, of course). Not only is it a lot better for the consumer, but I don't feel nearly as guilty for charging $200 for essentially deleting a few files or rebuilding the MBR or whatever. Better yet, it's 100 bucks for a year if purchased with a new computer.

      Okay, enough of me sounding like a salesman trying to justify the prices. The point is, almost everyone here does not need anything like Geek Squad. We know what we're doing, and we have the skills to fix it ourselves. Unfortunately, a lot of people don't, and they'd gladly pay to have the work done (or simply don't have the time to deal with it themselves).

      I'm sure many of the readers here pay money to have the oil in their car changed by the 15-minute shop down the street (or worse yet, the dealership). Just as GS charging for repairs is a rip-off in the eyes of this community, anyone with a jack, a wrench, and something to catch the oil sees paying to have your oil changed as a huge rip-off as well. And unfortunately, just like with Geek Squad, these people can end up being less-than-scrupulous as well- the one time I did take my car for an oil change (hard to do with a foot of snow in your driveway), I paid $35 for oil and a filter. When I was there, they tried to get me to put all kinds of crap in my engine to "flush" it, or pay for a premium air filter (I guess they didn't notice that I had a cold-air intake on my car with a washable filter, as it's hidden in the fender well). Worse yet, a few weeks later when I was under my car, I noticed my old oil filter still there. When I went back to complain, they quickly refunded my money without putting up any resistance (and I'm far from being a loud complainer... it's almost as if they said, "you got us, here's your money back").

      The point is, services exist because people demand them. Unfortunately, the people performing these services aren't always the most honest people with the greatest integrity. On the flip side, there are many, many people out there that will do the job well.

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    5. Re:Confession Time by QuasiSteve · · Score: 5, Informative

      So no, even if the tech is competent, they don't want you spending a whole lot of time actually SOLVING the problem. They want you to spend maybe 10 minutes at most of actual touch time on a computer

      Well can you blame them? From a business perspective, that is.

      I've been 'repairing' somebody's computer the past few days. Yes, days. Admittedly I also have another job, but it allowed me to walk over to that debacle and press buttons and such once in a while, so it wouldn't be sitting idly very long.

      Their Vista machine was slow, wouldn't properly run things anymore, not even log in (light blue screen), responded to ctrl+alt+del only sporadically, etc.

      So.. they brought it in.

      Step 1: Boot, make sure you can reproduce the problem. Yup, reproduced.
      Step 2: Try a different user (Guest account, say). Same problem.
      Step 3: See if, within the reproduced problem, you can still access diagnostic tools. Nope.
      Step 4: Try a different user.
      Step 5: Try safe mode. Same problem.
      Shit.

      Step 6: Open laptop, remove drive, put into dock, mount to a different machine (make sure autorun is off!), check disk for viruses malware. Some stuff found, but in AVG's quarantaine. But that scan sure took bloody forever.
      Step 7: Check the disk. Oh dear - read errors in various places.
      Step 8: Ask if person made backups recently. Nope.
      Shit.

      Step 9: Download Unstoppable Copier (UC) and set it to work in its fastest mode (skip everything that so much as introduces a pause in the copy process - this is faster than Windows copying files itself). This still takes a good bit of forever.

      Step 10: Hear that a drive image was made of this machine right after installation of user programs, customization, etc. Using ODIN. Regret their choice later; for now, believe you can restore the image, at least it'll be back to their personalized settings/etc. at the time of imaging.

      Step 11: Check drive size. Custom label, says it's 250GB. Get new 250GB drive. Mount.

      Step 12: Run ODIN. Restore Drive. ODIN crashes. Why? Dunno.
      Step 13: Fine. Restore partition instead. ODIN restores partition. Use MbrFix to reset the MBR using ODIN's copy.
      Step 14: Mount newly restored drive in machine. Boot. Boot fails - blank screen with blinking cursor.
      Shit.

      Step 15: Go back to ODIN. Figure out what's going wrong. Wait. Why is it saying the selected partition is only 7GB? There's 70GB of image files data in that directory. Realize there's three partitions under different series.
      Step 16: Select second partition. See size as 250GB. Add 250GB + 7GB. Realize the original drive is not the custom label's claimed 250GB (to match with apparent available size in Windows, presumably). There's another 7GB in a restore partition (let's get back to this later), and some more GB in a hidden Acer 'D2D' partition. Realize also that maybe that's why ODIN is crashing - it needs equal or greater drive size.
      Shit.

      Step 17: Return 250GB drive, get a 320GB model instead. Thank store for their courtesy in taking back the drive at no charge, given that they now have to sell it as 'slightly used'.

      Step 18. Re-run ODIN to restore the entire disk. ODIN restores entire disk. Hooray? This takes a good while.

      Step 19: Mount drive in laptop, boot up in Safe Mode.

      Step 20: Do a victory dance as Vista boots up in Safe Mode.

      Step 21: Try to log in. Oops. User gets black screen with mouse cursor. Ctrl+alt+del responds just fine, but starting e.g. Task Manager does absolutely nothing.
      Shit.

      Step 22: Try Guest account. It logs out immediately.
      Double-shit.

      End of Day 1.

      Step 23: Hit the internet. Find potential causes for problems under 21 and 22. Graphics drivers? Not authenticated Windows? UserInit for either issue? Try them all - to no avail.
      Triple-shit.

      Step 24: Try a few more things, and ultimately give up, as none of the suggestions or original ideas work. Cu

    6. Re:Confession Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We do not use 'MRI' like they do in the stores, and our very livelihood depends on us doing a good job.

      Yet every time I've ever connected a computer to AJU, the MRI disc HAD to be in the drive, the person on the other side of LogMeIn spoke broken english, would wait until the disc was inserted, and I would see them run the SAME UTILITIES that we would use in the store.

      Then there were the numerous times a unit would get bounced around from one technician to another on AJU before someone finally bothered to do anything with it.

      Or the number of "Mission Complete" systems (including the giant flashing banner) that were still infected and required me to go in and manually fix the remaining issues while getting yelled at for "taking too much time on one computer."

      Or the ones where, despite the instructions in the preconnect notes, they would install the new AV alongside any existing AV, leading to even MORE headaches.

      Or maybe the instances where you would get "Remote agent terminated the support session" for no apparent reason...


      Maybe you're in a decent outfit, but the concept as a whole is bunk. You may be insulted because you think your department is the greatest thing since sliced bread. I'm insulted because management thinks that in-store techs aren't capable of doing the work that customers ASSUME will be done by them.

    7. Re:Confession Time by Dr+Herbert+West · · Score: 1

      Ugh... yeah, I've been there-- getting charged for a new oil filter/cabin air cleaner during a routine oil change only to find the dirty old one still there...

      Since it's a car and not a computer I don't have to turn in my geek card, right?

      Just a little knowledge or common sense will help with getting ripped off in so many cases. I recently had to repeatedly tell a dealership monkey that I had NO alignment problems with my car when he wanted to charge me to perform an alignment check during some random maintenance. The reason? Three old tires and a brand new one so uneven wear means alignment issues, right?

    8. Re:Confession Time by fermion · · Score: 1
      The procedure you describe is effective and cost efficient. Users should have a backup of data. Some hotshot might be able to figure out what actually is causing the problem, but unless the hotshot is charging $10 an hour, such work is not really useful. If this does not fix the computer, there may be another issue with user or the machine. and at that point it may be useful to spend some time on it and find the 'real problem'. In most cases the cost of the machine makes it such that buying a new machine is cost effective unless you are going to do the work yourself. This is even true for upgrades where, as the article mentions, it is difficult to know what you are actually getting. WIth memory it is impossible to know if the device is new, and an old device can have unknown broken capacitors, which will manifest as a machine that is broken in a different way and must be repaired again.

      In fact i have any number of issues with bad memory and tend to use one supplier until it starts shipping bad memory. If I were looking at a machine and saw dodgy memory, I would suggest to the user to replace the memory. How many would think I were ripping them off? Likewise the real problem might be a failing hard disk, and how many people would think I were ripping them off it I suggested replacing a 2 year old hard disk? The thing is that a technical firm cannot survive by billing $40/hour. So cheap firms must come up with creative ways to extort money while still appearing to be cheap.

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    9. Re:Confession Time by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Honestly, that's your own fault for trying to save a bad drive image. ANY bad sectors on a drive instantly gets a "NO" with using Vista to using any kind of drive imager from me. Drives that fail SMART? Maaaaybe...sectors? Not ever...It's not that you are being attentive to the customer, and trying to be nice, it's that you are taking TOO LONG to go down a route wraught with trouble. That's one of those paths you avoid since they will be without their PC for quite a bit longer with possibly a reinstalled OS anyways. Reinstall the OS (real techs have the right install media), use the key on the laptop's sticker (if none, I make them buy a new OEM key), dump their files over into a new profile, run updates, and hand them back their machine with the hard drive in case something was missed.

      It sucks, but not reinstalling in that instance from scratch is a rookie mistake. I was say you got a bad shake with the Vista system since XP, and 7 can run a Windows repair and usually recover from those corrupted files. For whatever reason MS thought it was wise to pull it from Vista unless you can get into Visa *rages*

    10. Re:Confession Time by stuffman64 · · Score: 1

      GS Tech Support "only" covers three of the client's computers. So far we haven't had too many issues, other than the clients who want us to install 20+ pieces of crappy software after we restore the OS.

      Since our store is part of the new and experimental "Connected Store" model, our precinct operates quite a bit differently- we have individual consultation booths where a dedicated "Consultation Agent" takes a quick look at it, determines what need to be done, and handles the sale (or fixes a really simple problem and sends them on their way, usually without charge). The "Advanced Repair Agents" (that's me) do the actual work on it. The guys we have as Consultation Agents know their stuff, but aren't quite as skilled with making a diagnosis and fixing the issue. The Advanced Repair Agents (myself being one of them) are not that good with selling, but are very good at what we do. This is nice because we get a position based on our strengths. The best part about the whole thing is that agents are never allowed to be called out to the sales floor to help with sales.

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    11. Re:Confession Time by hedwards · · Score: 2

      Indeed, which isn't that much better than in the past when the solution if they couldn't quickly find one was to reinstall, without backing up the data or asking for specific permission to do that. Which is why I don't bother taking any equipment in for repair, because quite frankly it's not normally worth while.

      Just because a user signs a waiver for data loss does not mean that steps which are certain to cause data loss ought to be undertaken without asking specific permission. The waiver is in case something goes wrong, not as a way of covering your butt in case you get lazy and decide to reformat.

    12. Re:Confession Time by rhook · · Score: 1

      I'm sure many of the readers here pay money to have the oil in their car changed by the 15-minute shop down the street (or worse yet, the dealership).

      I'd rather take it to the dealership than to the 15 minute lube place. Those 15 minute lube places are notorious for damaging engines, if the dealership screws something up you're still covered by your warranty.

    13. Re:Confession Time by syousef · · Score: 1

      Are you insane? What do you think you're going to achieve for yourself or your client? All you're doing is wasting your time and their money. Just fresh install the fucker already. This is one instance where GS or BB would have done a better job because clearly the computer is actually hosed and does need a new drive and a fresh install.

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    14. Re:Confession Time by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Step 41: User demands to know where their porn stash is, a directory that UC seems to have skipped over when copying.
      Shit.

    15. Re:Confession Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I admire your tenaciousness, but you really need to learn when to ask what the customer considers a good trade-off. My guess is that you're very far from that point already.

      Some comments on your general approach: When a computer has "random" slow-downs, the hard disk is always a suspect. Check SMART data first. This gives you instant information about a very common problem domain. If the disk has bad sectors, power down, then ask the customer about his or her priorities: Is there a recent backup? If not, are there files of particular importance on the system or is "everything" important? Important enough to pay for clean room data recovery? Depending on the responses, you try to copy the important files first, make a sector-wise image of the whole drive or hand it back to the customer. If there's even a small chance that important system files have been damaged, you do a reinstall and only copy data. This is always justifiable because even when the customer just scraps the old hardware, they'll still need their data moved over to a new laptop. Regarding the Windows Update odyssey: There are offline tools for bringing Windows installations up-to-date.

      I have customers who tell me that they've done something and their important data is gone, can I get it back for them. Usually there are things I could try, but the first question I ask is always how important this data is and how much it would cost to get it back some other way (or simply live with the loss). It often turns out that hours of uncertain data recovery work are not justified.

      The one bit of upselling that is always acceptable is for a backup solution that decimates the recovery work the next time. There will be a next time.

    16. Re:Confession Time by improfane · · Score: 1

      You use freeware software for commercial use?

      That's pretty low. You really ought to have some licence with Piriform and donate to the various individuals who write those utilities. You're making cash from the use of a free product that someone else has written and the customer could have run themselves.

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    17. Re:Confession Time by tftp · · Score: 1

      many of the readers here pay money to have the oil in their car changed by the 15-minute shop down the street (or worse yet, the dealership).

      I always do the oil change at the dealership. First of all, their mechanics are trained by the manufacturer (Toyota in my case.) It doesn't take much IQ to change the oil, but one needs to know where not to shove his fingers into, lest one wants to get a nice shock with a 200V DC. And I really like it when mechanics put oil into the engine, and not into the gas tank or into the washer fluid container. With random quick-lube places you never know - they work on all makes and models of cars; this dealership's mechanics work only on Toyotas.

      Secondly, the dealership is very professional and well organized. They have a complete history of my car from the moment they sold it to me. There were a few recalls, and they did them at the same time - a quick lube place can't do that.

      Thirdly, it is a secure place. Once you give your car to the mechanic it goes inside and stays inside until you pick it up. No strange people in mechanic's clothes driving your car who knows where.

      Fourthly, you can see the work area, and when they start working on your car you know exactly what is being done.

      Fifthly, if during the oil change they notice something askew they tell you and you can approve (or decline) additional work right away. Regardless of that, they give me a sheet with a bunch of check points and they mark what was measured and how good it is.

      Sixthly, I can wait in a decent waiting area with coffee, TV, chairs, an accessories shop, restroom, WiFi and power outlets, etc. etc. Beats walking around a quick-lube place in circles, under the sun or rain. But if I can't wait the dealership has a shuttle van, and has cars for rent - invaluable if you absolutely have to be somewhere else. You can pick up your car the same night or next day or whenever, and the service is open - wait for it - from 7am to 9pm. Quick-lube places don't do any of that.

      And price-wise, the dealership is reasonably good on prices. They are higher, but you know and see what you are paying for. Besides, oil change is just a tiny part of the cost of living.

    18. Re:Confession Time by QuasiSteve · · Score: 1

      Honestly, that's your own fault for trying to save a bad drive image. ANY bad sectors on a drive instantly gets a "NO" with using Vista to using any kind of drive imager from me.

      Just to address this point.

      The image was made right after installation. Although it is possible that the drive was FUBAR at that time already, that image was made a very long time ago. Problems only started to appear on the day the machine was brought in - so I'm inclined to believe the drive was just fine before then, and certainly at the time of imaging.

      That image was saved to a different drive - not to the drive that ultimately failed. The faulty drive essentially only saw three parts of the process:
      1. Verification of problem.
      2. Quick-copy of files.
      3. Slow-copy/recovery of files that went on today. The document was mostly saved (Word document, two photos in it that are corrupt near their bottom, not disastrous), and some photos were also saved. The others are too garbled to be of any use, imho, but that's for the user to decide.

      So most of your argument really doesn't apply :)

      Not sure what you're referring to with regard to Vista repair. I've got a Vista Repair disc - but it only deals with boot-time issues, not with anything that comes at/after the point of user login. It doesn't include a full copy of Vista for an OS restore, though. Maybe the XP and Win7 ones do.

      Oh, and the user isn't a customer - there's a bit of money in it, but mostly there's some useful favors I can pull after this, which is why I'm bothering with it at all.

    19. Re:Confession Time by QuasiSteve · · Score: 1

      I admire your tenaciousness, but you really need to learn when to ask what the customer considers a good trade-off. My guess is that you're very far from that point already.

      See other comment regarding this not being a customer :)

      When a computer has "random" slow-downs, the hard disk is always a suspect. Check SMART data first.

      Honestly.. random slow-downs are far more likely to be random crapware/malware X than a hardware failure, these days. The tiny little drives are so quiet that there's no distinct whrrrrrrrrrrrCLICK going on as it tries to re-read the location, or that would've given it away immediately.

      As for the rest of your comment, I think you'll see that I did exactly that. Ask the user if they have backups (no), make a copy of the drive asap (I did prioritize, not really worth mentioning, goes without saying).

      The update-marathon I could indeed have handled using any one of third party tools that combine them together - I mistakenly believed that the update rounds would immediately go SP2 + hotfixes after that, rather than fixes, fixes, fixes, oh and here's SP2, more fixes, more fixes. Silly me :)

      As far as recovery of the files goes - I don't spend too much actual time on that; it's a Sunday, for one, albeit a rainy one. UC sits there doing its thing and I watch the MotoGP on BBC. They'll be around to pick the thing up tomorrow and it's no particular burden to me to try and recover as much as it will until they show up. Even if they're not vitally important files (the document was, and that was restored for the most part!), like holiday snapshots, it's still nice to have them saved.

      Again, though, as per my post.. doing all of this makes no business sense whatsoever - which was my point with regard to 'repair services' usually just doing very basic checks, then re-imaging / dropping a pre-imaged new drive in there.

      Finally... they computer actually has a backup product on it. Two even... Windows' own, and Acer's backup thing (which doesn't look particularly powerful, but should get the job done). Despite this, they used another solution for imaging (that ODIN thing), and didn't even bother to make a standard user files backup on a regular basis. I would like to think that after this, they'll have learned a lesson.. but from experience, I know that lesson is un-learned after just a few weeks.

    20. Re:Confession Time by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      You didn't post that anonymously? Just wow

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    21. Re:Confession Time by tftp · · Score: 1

      I agree, "having a training" != "knowing the stuff." But it's a step in the right direction. There is a chance of failure (or success) in anything that we do, and IMO if I want a competent mechanic then chances of finding it at the dealership are higher than at a generic garage. There are great mechanics, of course, that are not affiliated with a manufacturer, but they are rare.

      There are many things at the dealership that work in your favor. First of all, they only service cars of that manufacturer. So they have more experience. Then they have parts and service manuals right there - no need to call and order a weird part; if it is common then it is in stock. (if not, then it's easier for them to order the part from Japan or wherever.) Then they have access to the service intranet (Toyota has one) where *everything* is published. Individuals can buy access on a daily basis, BTW, but dealerships subscribe for a flat fee. Dealerships are sent updates and advisories by the manufacturer; a generic garage learns about that from newspapers. And if they still screw up they will fix it for free.

      So while your story is interesting and illustrative, it only highlights that people are not robots. Still, if I want an oil change I will not want to save $10, with the drawback that the mechanic screws a wrong filter into the engine, ruining the threads. There is no warranty on that, and their liability is limited to the cost of the job ($25.) Good luck having the engine lifted and the oil tray swapped for $25. You'd be lucky to do that if you add a couple of zeros to the right of this number.

    22. Re:Confession Time by qchan · · Score: 1

      You're far too lenient. When it comes to repairing a computer with a hard drive with bad sectors, I don't even give the thought the time of day. BAM! Time for a new hard drive! Bad sectors turn into lost data in the long run. It could spell sudden BSODs or even very slow performance. Why reinstall the OS if a bad sectors on a HDD could cause even more problems? You're just asking for the computer owner to call you right back complaining the same things they sent their computers in for is happening again. Get a new HDD (I usually have the customer pay for the necessary parts here), then install the OS. I have a habit of informing the customer about Linux. Linux is very easy to use now-a-days. I let them know that Linux is very safe to use and works with all of their favorite websites and many of their favorite applications. Some applications are even possible through a 3rd party application called Wine. I then inform them that Linux is virtually virus and spyware-free. I let them know that I can then set up their PC to have both Windows and Linux and they can try it for themselves. Most people I've introduced to Linux this way have stuck to Linux and never gone back.

    23. Re:Confession Time by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      Car analogy time!

      If you take the approach that most car users take, and trust the upkeep of your computer to other folks, you will be taken advantage of at some point. I spent the first 25 years of my adulthood troubleshooting and repairing my own vehicles. I now have others do the same. But I'm not easily bullshitted, and many companies try try. Even if they aren't actively trying to rip you off, they have a tendency to find "multiple problems" which indicate a scattershot approach to troubleshooting.

      Now all that being said, you can't expect the Geek Squad folks to spend a week trying to troubleshoot your computer. You can't expect them to be responsible for your data. Don't even tell me that you don't have a separate drive outside of the computer to store your data on - don't. If you don't, you are at fault for losing your data.

      Learn something about your computer. There is nothing wrong with having someone else work on it. But if you can be bullshitted, don't blame it all on the bullshitter.

      And I've found (with Windows machines) that the most effective way to restore a computer for most is to reformat and reinstall - if the data is on a separate drive.Otherwise, shut up and pay the bill. Or even better, learn about your computer and do it yourself a few times. Then bitch about the GS kid trying to fix your bollixed up machine.

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    24. Re:Confession Time by fiddley · · Score: 1

      Hurrah! Good effort there lad, well done! Not everyone will put that amount of effort in when a someone's PC goes wrong and instead will berate them about not having off site backups stored in a nuclear bomb proof shelter in central Alaska. This sounds just about typical when my close friends computers start dying. I won't do this for everyone, but if it's a good mate, I'll do my damnedest to get as much data back as I can. It only really pisses me off when they start complaining about how long it takes, cheeky fuckers! If I ask a mate to do something for me because that's what he does for a living, I sure as hell want him to put his best effort in and do that job to the best of his abilities. eg I've got a carpenter mate who did a lovely job on some flooring for us, but while he was doing it there was something up with the joists that he was laughing at me for not knowing - did he just replace the wood?? Nope he got right in there and got his plumber mate around to reroute some overflow that was causing them to rot, solving the problem for the future. He didn't just swap bad for good, because that would have been cheap, he actually went the extra mile - now his PC also runs tip top at all times :)

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  9. News for retarded nerds by billcopc · · Score: 2

    It is just me, or is this the dumbest article posted here since Jon Katz' tour of duty ? Yeah, duh, 9 out of 10 PC repair guys are shady, and the article's anecdotes sound like they're from 20 years ago. Zip drive ? come on, guys...

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  10. Re:Meh by Haedrian · · Score: 1

    If you read the article, one of the examples given was pretending to put in RAM as requested, but really just running a spyware (and stuff) scan.

    If you don't know how to check your computer's RAM, you shouldn't be trying to buy more of it.

  11. Re:Meh by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 2

    I'd say 90% of the time, it's an operator error that causes something to break. I doubt anyone here would contradict me.

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  12. watch your porn by fysdt · · Score: 1

    Yes some even do that *double facepalm*... obviously not mine in this specific case but someone else's.

  13. Re:Meh by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you're not a pulmonologist, stop breathing.

  14. Re:Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by Just+Brew+It! · · Score: 1

    By most accounts, Geek Squad used to be a class outfit until Best Buy took 'em over; after that, they went downhill fast.

    They quoted my father $200 to do a malware cleanup. Unbelievable! (Not sure why he even went there, I've warned him about them before. And yes, he declined the $200 Geek Squad cleanup -- at least he got that right!)

  15. Let's all be surprised! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, we typically pay the guys who handle our massively-complex-bundle-of-personal-information-and-spying-potential about as well as the guys who change our oil and then bad things often happen. The independent ones are subject to basically zero supervision and not infrequently include complete amateurs, some rather dodgy. The chain-store ones are subject to supervision aimed primarily at forcing them to upsell and bill as hard as possible, while working as quickly as possible. Quality results are assured. Wow. Allow me to collect my jaw from the floor.

    The only surprise is that anybody is surprised. Even in professions with a very long history of handling personal, highly technical, or discrete matters for their clients, with well developed professional codes, cultural pressures, and often substantially better compensation(think doctors, lawyers, priests) there are innumerable cases of ethical dodginess, laziness, and other issues.

    1. Re:Let's all be surprised! by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

      So, we typically pay the guys who handle our massively-complex-bundle-of-personal-information-and-spying-potential about as well as the guys who change our oil and then bad things often happen.

      My car is way more complex than my laptop. Perhaps that's why auto mechanics are also notorious for dishonesty and/or incompetence?

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  16. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They made you?

    Did they also force you not to loudly announce what had happened at the front of a full store?

    Protip: In most of the Western world, you don't need that job to survive.

  17. hrmmmm by LodCrappo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "The trick,” one repair shop owner told us, “is to give the computer a good tune-up to clear any adware or malware that might be slowing down the machine; clean out the cache; perform a spring clean – anything that makes the machine much faster.

    “There’s no real need to actually install the strips of RAM that the client has paid for, because they probably won’t know where to look for it. No-one’s going to notice if there’s 3GB or 2GB of RAM in there if it works faster when it comes back from repair, and they’ll probably never look.”

    Doesn't it usually take much, much longer to clean up a crapware infested machine than to slap a DIMM into a slot? And isn't ram pretty damn cheap to start with?
    Sounds like sort of a silly approach to take.. if the shop just charged for the labor they were actually doing instead of the cheap part they didn't install, they'd make more.

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    1. Re:hrmmmm by Dr+Herbert+West · · Score: 1

      Right-- but what happens when you double the RAM and there's no increase in performance due to all the cruft on the box? Customer gets what they asked for (more RAM) but without what they wanted (improved performance) vs. customer gets what they WANT (performance) rather than what they asked for (RAM).

      Sometimes good client service is giving what's needed, not what's asked for. Of course, excellent client service is letting the client know the difference, and giving them an opportunity to pick one or the other.

    2. Re:hrmmmm by LodCrappo · · Score: 1

      I don't think charging the client for a part you did not install can ever be construed as "good service", regardless of whether you did some other service that you feel is more helpful. The article presents this as a common scam, not as repair shops deceiving their customers in some strange, secret effort to give them what's really needed without letting them know what they've done.

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    3. Re:hrmmmm by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2

      I think the point is precisely that it does take longer to do that, so the store owner gets to charge his hourly rate for four hours of make work, and THEN does NOT have to pay for the $30-40 or whatever per RAM stick he didn't put in the machine while still charging the client for it.

      I'd say the store owner has to be careful, though, as the client might actually know enough to look at Properties on Computer and see how much RAM he's got. But there are plenty of people who don't know how to do that.

      Also, the store owner probably has to run some BS in order to charge for the extra hours if the client thought all he needed was some more RAM. But if the client is naive enough, that would probably work.

      But the store owner would get nailed if the client knew all he needed was more RAM and knew that all it took was slapping a stick in the box in five minutes. But there are tons of clients who don't know this.

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    4. Re:hrmmmm by Dr+Herbert+West · · Score: 1

      I agree-- these guys are shady, without a doubt... but I bet after the first few times you install some RAM as per request and get a customer get up in your face because their box doesn't run faster, the scam as solution seems less like a scam and more like a solution.

      Not the way I do business, and definitely not cool-- I just wanted to make the point that what's asked for is often not needed. The correct approach is to explain that new RAM won't fix everything (for instance, I recently doubled my RAM in my Mac workstation up to 8gigs, and did not notice a performance improvement AT ALL) but a spyware removal would be more helpful, possibly cost more.

    5. Re:hrmmmm by tgeek · · Score: 1

      Doesn't it usually take much, much longer to clean up a crapware infested machine than to slap a DIMM into a slot? And isn't ram pretty damn cheap to start with? Sounds like sort of a silly approach to take.. if the shop just charged for the labor they were actually doing instead of the cheap part they didn't install, they'd make more.

      True it may take longer to clean the crapware but it's not necessarily cheaper. An infected machine comes in and the boss yells "Hey Bubba-Tech! Stop playing solitaire for a couple of minutes and run some virus scans on this machine!" Bubba-Tech dutifully obliges and spends a total of about 5-10 minutes of his time running one or more virus scanners (although the total running time will be much longer). 8-9 times out of 10 the problem is gone, boss gets to charge for memory never installed (he was paying Bubba-Tech anyway), Bubba-Tech gets to get back to his solitaire game, and the customer is so happy he/she tells all their friends . . .

    6. Re:hrmmmm by xwizbt · · Score: 1

      The whole concept is ridiculous - you're saying 'I know the consumer needs to clean up their installation, but I'll offer to install RAM they don't need, then clean up their installation, let them pay for the fake RAM then hope they don't discover I've sneakily cleaned up their installation rather than giving them the RAM they paid for'. Perhaps you should pick out a special superhero costume to go with it. You're thinking FakeRAMGuy or something; I'm thinking 'Pratman'.

    7. Re:hrmmmm by dbIII · · Score: 1

      much longer to clean up a crapware infested machine

      The crapware will happily consume whatever memory you give it.
      Dust off and fdisk from orbit - it's the only way to be sure :)
      Sadly since home computers are full of software of which the owners "lost" the install disks and MS Windows has the fucking insane registry so you can't just copy files over you are stuck with trying to work out what has happened to a compromised system that really should never be used again without wiping the lot. That means a lot of time, a lot of scanning tools and a lot of hope that nobody but a 12 year old script kiddy ever went near the thing. The clueless fanboys think we hate MS Windows because we don't know much about it while the reality is if they knew as much they could not be fanboys anymore.

    8. Re:hrmmmm by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 1

      So instead of just blindly doing what people ask for, teach them about it. You can still get paid accordingly. Unfortunately those of us who do know what's going on get to deal with the aftermath of the disreputable.

      I find that if you take the time to explain things that people are more likely to come back to you anyways (if that's what you want).

    9. Re:hrmmmm by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Wait, what? You had me up to you doubled the RAM in your Mac workstation to 8gigs, but a spyware removal would be more helpful. I'm guessing we run bootcamp?

      I'm not saying the rest is BS, because it's not. Just, anyone worth thier shit knows onces you go past 4GB on any desktop OS the returns are diminishing. Only worthwhile return anyone can get is someone working with a load of software suites doing design work that alllll gota be open, and prolly turn off the swap disk, or doing videoediting.

    10. Re:hrmmmm by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      From someone who worked in the industry (small family owned computer shop, not chain), tune-ups make a great upsell. My boss was too insistent on cleaning machines that were too far gone though (more time, more lost $$ on those machines), they should have been reformat/reload jobs to begin with.

    11. Re:hrmmmm by Dr+Herbert+West · · Score: 1

      Nope... no bootcamp... I do a lot of live video mixing (corporate raves with 6+projectors so these guys can run their powerpoints and commercial vids). I never ran an OS with 8gigs ram before so I thought it might help. I knew I wouldn't see much of a performance improvement, but I thought I would get SOMEthing. Call me naive if you must ;)

      Back when 128mb of ram was 100+ USD, doubling up was a really big deal for me. I remember when I made the leap to 256 on my UMAX Mac clone (remember those?) I was blown away... Point is, it seems like most people have heard that "more RAM== more speed" but they don't know that "more maintenance == better performance" as well. Time for a car analogy!

    12. Re:hrmmmm by rhook · · Score: 1

      That's why they charge the customer for the RAM _AND_ the labor to install it. Removing spyware doesn't take up much of a techs time anyway, just start mbam or whatever and let it run.

    13. Re:hrmmmm by Bungie · · Score: 1

      The thing that many people don't understand is that modern operating systems use more complex memory management schemes which involve things like caches, shared pages, disk based virtual memory. You can't always get an easy performance boost from simply increasing the amount of RAM or the clock speed of the processor, because there is much more involved in the way the system runs.

      Back in the SuperMac days you could set the amount of memory that an application used under the "Get Info" box, and the amount of free memory available to applications was directly proportionate to the number of system extension you had enabled when the OS booted.

      Under newer operating systems, memory pages used by processes are constantly swapped between physical memory and the hard disk based on their demand. The system will also use as much of the available memory as it can for caching (things like program code, files, etc.) to further increase system performance.

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    14. Re:hrmmmm by Dr+Herbert+West · · Score: 1

      Wow... forgot all about that ...having to quit out of everything, do apple-i and re-allocate memory whenever I was working on some monster PSD file (like, more than 75 mb) then re-start the application. Made for a crappy workflow!

      Thanks, you have made my old-mac nostalgia complete! I wonder where that UMAX box is now? It had a 175mhz processor as I recall... it's probably cavorting thru a pasture, nibbling on floppy discs, its external scuzzy zip drive flapping gently behind it...

  18. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by xwizbt · · Score: 1

    They didn't make you - they told you to. You're the one who did it.

  19. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Ironhandx · · Score: 1

    Protip: 3-4 years ago that was probably true.

  20. Chicks for free.. by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

    Computer repair.. that ain't workin..
    It's a shame that there are so many unscrupulous repair men, ripping people off... Most PC repairs are simple, and require very little knowledge, that can usually be obtained with a few Google searches.. for those that can't grasp lefty loosey, righty tighty, well then bite the bullet and either find a geeky friend you trust, or take it to the big chain stores.. (pay for your lameness).. As to software problems, learn the basic "back up things important to you",and realize that a reinstall is the simplest, and often the best solution..

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    1. Re:Chicks for free.. by cyberzephyr · · Score: 1

      I think your are correct for the most part.

      But, there are some deeper problems that a real tech can fix especially if it's a laptop type model.

      Our boards and CPU"s have been brought down cheaper?

      Folks like to throw away MACS and PC's at an amazing pace if and only if it doe's not do what they want it to do.

      Think about that.

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  21. Cleanup Manual by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    It would be helpful if somebody who knew where all the embarrassing stuff exists provided a clear, multi-step manual of how to clean up your machine to a state where it won't embarrass you or worse. There's a lot of places where traces of your nasty, shameful habits are available to people who know where to look for them.

    Windows machines might have the most, but I'm quite sure Linux and Apple systems also have their problems.

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    1. Re:Cleanup Manual by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      On Windows, it's called CCleaner.

      But it doesn't help if you have ten gig worth of porn in your Documents folder.

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    2. Re:Cleanup Manual by PPH · · Score: 1

      Use a thumb drive. It worked for Osama.

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    3. Re:Cleanup Manual by hedwards · · Score: 1

      If you've got your Linux or Mac system set up right, you should just about be able to install a new copy over the top of the old one without losing any data. And most problems would be solved right there. Which is one of my top reasons why MS developers are morons. Windows is the only OS that I know of that seems to insist upon making it a headache to separate system files from program files from user data.

      Granted the best set ups I've seen were basically BSD style, but they're hardly the only OSes with slick ways of handling it. Solaris with ZFS could do even better.

    4. Re:Cleanup Manual by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the positive reinforcement. I use CCleaner, and I've been very happy with it. I wasn't sure how much else was hiding in various exotic locations that might be beyond its reach.

      I don't have much in the way of porn to worry about, though I've certainly got my share of the usual NSFW stuff cluttering up my data drive.

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    5. Re:Cleanup Manual by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      Nice to know I've got at least some of the basics right for Windows. I keep my data on a separate drive, and I create disk images regularly.

      I had a very bad scare once, and learned my lesson about the difference between having a backup and wishing you had a backup. I got lucky, but I won't ever count on luck again, where data is concerned.

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  22. Re:Geek Squad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    I used to work at Geek Squad and we'd play around in people's computers out of boredom and were even told to look for things that are illegal. This was back before the whole case about that person who had CP on their computer and Geek Squad ratted on them so I don't know if they still do it. We wouldn't install anything that they didn't signed up for at least our store didn't because it was a waste of time but we'd try to convince people that they had to get these things installed because they would break it again if they didn't have it. I really hated working at best buy/geek squad. To lie to your customers or else risk getting little to no hours to work, to be told in the training room that you need to target specific races and old people because they have money and to avoid indians at all cost is insanely racist. We also would rarely get breaks because of the way they managed staff at particular times of the day but there was a lawsuit and we won so i think most people who took part of the class action lawsuit got like $60.

    To anyone who wants to buy anything at Best Buy, don't. Their markups are insanely high, especially accessories like cables, their extended warranties "service plans" are nothing but a joke and good luck getting your hardware fixed through it. If you go through Geek-Squad they charge an insane amount to do the simplest tasks. Seriously, spend like a week to learn about computers and don't ever worry about it for the remainder of your life. It's true that certain things change gradually, but what you learn in a week like how to use google to find a fix to your problem is universal across time. You're not a monkey, you're a human and even if you have a very low IQ of 90, it doesn't mean that you can't figure it out with video tutorials.

  23. they're just incompentent by juventasone · · Score: 1

    "a problem with the power supply unit that we fixed for about a fiver" It doesn't say what was done, but who bills $8 for repairs?

    In my experience the problem isn't malicious technicians, just incompetent or lazy ones. Formatting drives with customer's data (no backup or consultation) is probably the biggest one. Pirated Windows installations when there's a COA on the case for the same version (not totally sure what this is about). Days spent troubleshooting a problem that anyone with experience would take five minutes. The list goes on.

    1. Re:they're just incompentent by VortexCortex · · Score: 2

      Note, I'm a coder & technology security researcher. If I ask a "competent" technician to remove malware from my machine, and they don't immediately flash the BIOS, then re-format the drives from a known good boot medium & (re)install a fresh copy of the OS -- I wouldn't call them competent.

      Let's say you find out an agent working for you is really a spy -- What can they do to prove their loyalty? Nothing: They're a spy! You can't trust a spy, you have to get rid of them and get a new agent. The agent is your computer (BI)OS.

      AV: Is there a rootkit on this machine?
      RootKit: Nope.
      AV: All clean!

      Now -- How did that user get infected with malware? It could be any of the many THOUSANDS of exploit vectors for the infected OS; Many of which are delivered via image or other media files, and many can infect other such files, or install more malware that does.

      I've actually had several experiences of backing up just the "important" data files of a system, then re-installing the OS, Scanning the data files for malware & copying the data files back to the system and re-infecting the system in the process.

      In one such occasion the Anti-Virus scanner was the targeted vector! (It had a buffer overflow that allowed a file it scanned to initiate arbitrary code execution). In another occasion the file browser was exploited. In several other cases the AV scanners failed to detect any malicious files because it was new malware, that did not have a signature in the AV databases.

      I agree that a customer should be informed that their system will be wiped clean, and perhaps offered the choice of a backup if it's feasible, but the backup should come with a warning "May Re-Infect Your Computer" -- For the most part, it's less hassle to just wipe the system.

      IMHO, If you don't explicitly ask for a backup, it should be assumed you don't want one; If you don't expect a format to occur then you're not computer literate enough to understand why it should always be done.

      It's not evidence of an incompetent consultant if "Fix this malware problem for me" translates to "Reformat & Re-install the software for me." There is no such thing as "uninstall malware" or "remove malware" short of a full drive (and possibly BIOS) wipe -- and even then I've seen BIOS malware that prevents re-flashing... "Looks like it needs a new motherboard" Bu-but! Software can't harm Hardware ( Fortunately most malware has other aims than gorking your computer -- malware designed for this purpose, can occasionally melt CPUs and/or make the CD/DVD, NIC, and/or motherboard non-functional thanks to flash-able software embedded in the hardware.

      P.S. If you have private/personal data on your computer and it's not encrypted then it's not private; In this case smash the disk drive with a mallet and ask the computer tech to install a new one during the "repair" (hint: it should really be a re-build anyhow).

    2. Re:they're just incompentent by juventasone · · Score: 2

      That's an interesting world you live in. I could have a rootkit right now and not know it. In fact, I better format and flash immediately after posting this.

      I'm not sure why this was posted in reply to my comment. When I spoke of others having their data wiped by a technician, it was usually because they couldn't fix a Windows problem (no start, software doesn't install, etc). As far as rootkits in the wild go these days, they're nearly all used to empower a hoax product. Their removal has become mundane. Sure there could be another, more exotic rootkit that doesn't exhibit symptoms, but that could be the case at any time.

    3. Re:they're just incompentent by improfane · · Score: 1

      Why would you run AV on the machine that you think is infected?

      I've met a lot of undergraduate 'security researchers', they have excessive egos and abilities that fall short of them. They know very little about writing good software, they're generally only concerned with breaking things. There are a lot of self-proclaimed computer wizards that reinstall on even the slightest problem because they don't know how to clean a PC.

      The only malicious software I've been unable to remove was a rootkit with W32 Rammit. Most malware is easier to remove unless it's professional and it's unlikely a consumer will be hit my professional malware, like Stuxnet.

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    4. Re:they're just incompentent by isecore · · Score: 1

      So by your logic, every time you find a snail in your garden you nuke the entire planet?

      I mean, you can never be sure so basically every morning when you sit down in front of your computer you flash bios and reinstall operating system from scratch? I guess you don't get much done in a day since every day you have to spend 8-9 hours shuffling your data around and reinstalling.

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    5. Re:they're just incompentent by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't take that long. Since you reinstall every day it only takes abou t2 hours because you keep your files on a separate drive.

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  24. If you dont know a /. user..... by metalmaster · · Score: 2

    make friends with one. Its as simple as that!

    Seriously though Im probably one of the shady-ish people because some people say I over charge, but atleast im fair. If you're a family friend/aquaintence i'll do a diagnostic for free. If the problem is as simple as running a few software tools i'll give explicit directions and ask if you'd like to do it. If youre not comfortable doing it i will for a fee. If it's a hardware issue i'll tell you what you need to replace and assess the difficulty. Again, i give explicit directions. If youre uncomfortable I'll do it.

    Here's the catch....my time is money. I've been raised by contractors to think that way and im not gonna change now.

    1. Re:If you dont know a /. user..... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That's sort of the thing, doing it for free isn't doing them any favors anyways. If you do it for free, chances are that they're not going to take it seriously the next time, and it's a really good bet that they're not going to appreciate the effort that it takes to fix the problem.

    2. Re:If you dont know a /. user..... by metalmaster · · Score: 1

      Thats just the thing though. If I fix a computer for a family member or friend i'll usually ask for a small fee or a favor in return. I help my parents and my girlfriend with their computer issues free of charge, but I rarely have to. My parents are cautious about what they do and theyre interested in learning how things work when i do need to help them. If they run into a problem in the future theyre likely to run basic scans and whatnot for themselves. My girlfriend is tech-savvy to begin with.

  25. Re:Meh by francium+goes+boom · · Score: 1

    Citrix would like to contradict you

  26. Three Points by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1) Yes, there are idiots who do this stuff.

    2) Most of these stories are from ten years ago based on the hardware described, but we can assume the same tactics are used today.

    3) I service PCs for corporate and home customers - and I don't do any of that crap. I'm not the most hardware-oriented technical support person you'll ever see and I'm not the sort of techie who knows Windows internals forwards and backwards, but I usually fix the problem regardless and I do it in a way that doesn't cause problems down the road.

    I also charge a reasonable rate - which means I'm barely paying my rent. So obviously I'm an idiot.

    I charge 25 bucks per hour for home users with a maximum charge of $100 - and usually that means I work a couple hours for free on a spyware cleaning and repair - and 50 bucks per hour for business users. Obviously I could charge a lot more. But there's a lot of competition out there from out of work tech people who also charge low. And despite claims from some people that customers will pay tons of money for computer service, the reality is most people REALLY hate paying anything more than what they paid for the computer in the first place and only get support because they're desperate when the machine is unusable (which is why they can be suckered by the unscrupulous).

    Another scam that is very common these days is the "remote maintenance" company, who charges you a tiny amount of money per month and who promises to fix your machine remotely from their systems if you have a problem. I've never figured out how they expect to do that when the machine won't even boot because the hard drive has died or the home router doesn't work or the customer doesn't even have Internet. Sure, this can work with a spyware cleaning - IF the spyware will allow you to remote in or the machine isn't running bone slow because of the spyware. And if you've ever done any remote support over the phone, you know what a painful process that is, especially with a naive user.

    There's no substitute for a guy standing in front of the machine who can assess what the customer has done wrong and can help the customer do things right from now on, as well as actually physically seeing what is going on with the machine. I've had several clients call me after the "remote maintenance" company either couldn't fix their problem or screwed things up even worse.

    It seems to me things would eventually get better if every grammar school and high school in the country had a basic computer course teaching everyone how to buy a machine, something about the innards, and how to use a machine, including proper computer security, and how to fix the most common problems. I don't know if school systems do that these days, but they should - computer savvy is a basic survival trait these days.

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    1. Re:Three Points by ZephyrQ · · Score: 1

      1)It seems to me things would eventually get better if every grammar school and high school in the country had a basic computer course teaching everyone how to buy a machine, something about the innards, and how to use a machine, including proper computer security, and how to fix the most common problems. I don't know if school systems do that these days, but they should - computer savvy is a basic survival trait these days.

      I just took a job doing just that, but not a public school (I'm leaving public school) but teaching computers in a therapeutic day-school (for troubled teenagers and residential foster care) where I'm responsible for the lab and everything I teach. Believe me, basic computer knowledge is a rarity--I know that I will spend more time 'unteaching' kids who think they know everything because they got WoW to work on their mom's computer by doubling the RAM and buying a $200 video card. ( I was once cussed out by my son's friend at midnight because I 'didn't know anything about computers' because I told him that our computer will never get a virus--we run Linux that I've locked down)

      Fun part now is finding 'teaching materials' because there isn't a lot that is both accurate and appropriate for my age audience....

    2. Re:Three Points by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Did he say where he was located? In DC, he'd be toast at those rates. In parts of SC, he could be doing ok for himself.

      The entire country isn't your mom's basement, troll.

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    3. Re:Three Points by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      I hope you've had a discussion with your son's friend that if he ever behaves that way in your presence again, you will escort him to his own parents' house by beating his ass the whole way over.

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    4. Re:Three Points by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      I hope you don't seriously think you can never get a virus. If you give your kid the root password and they use it in the wrong place, or you're caught by some malware because you're distracted, it could well happen. But yes, it's in the almost-never-could-happen category, but I would never say never. There are a few Linux viruses, not that I've ever gotten any.

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  27. Re:Meh by kuzb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're a fucking idiot.

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  28. Re:Meh by Niris · · Score: 1

    Logic fail. Do you know how to fix everything with your television, car, or any other appliance or gadget in your home?

  29. Re:Meh by Niris · · Score: 2

    I whole heartedly disagree. Hard drives and boards in consumer laptops die a lot, and there's not much a user can do to prevent it aside from not using their machines (which completely defeats the purpose of owning one).

  30. Now what do you do by SquirrelDeth · · Score: 2

    when you find out by accident while fixing your friends computer his wife is using a dating site to cheat on him? Then you realize your friend is hiring and meeting up with hookers he met online? The real kicker is they asked me to figure out what website they were going to that was giving them this virus. The install every pop-up people. I told them to stop installing pop-ups and figured they deserved each other and left it at that no need to embarrass anyone let them figure it out on their own and I stopped associating with them figured they were untrustworthy losers.

    1. Re:Now what do you do by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Switch his wife to your Web site, obviously. And make sure you note the Web sites and phone numbers of those hookers.

      What kind of nerd are you? :-)

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    2. Re:Now what do you do by couchslug · · Score: 1

      The only moral thing to do would be to post all the info to /b/ and blame "hackers".

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    3. Re:Now what do you do by SquirrelDeth · · Score: 1

      married nerd and his wife is just as fat as mine.

    4. Re:Now what do you do by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      Hope she doesn't read /.!

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  31. Re:Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by NFN_NLN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    By most accounts, Geek Squad used to be a class outfit until Best Buy took 'em over; after that, they went downhill fast.

    They quoted my father $200 to do a malware cleanup. Unbelievable! (Not sure why he even went there, I've warned him about them before. And yes, he declined the $200 Geek Squad cleanup -- at least he got that right!)

    Computer repair is not an equitable business. Everyone loses.

    Either the customer gets ripped off by paying high fees OR the company gets ripped off in labour costs. It just isn't worth it.

    In business you need to charge out labour at x3 to cover overhead. If it takes 1.5 hours to fix a computer you need to charge 3 * 1.5h * $20/hr = $90.
    And almost every task is going to take 1.5 hours.

    Go ahead and spend 10 minutes slapping in that memory upgrade or video card and handing it back. When it comes back with the sound or internet not working you're going to get corn-holed. If you don't do any CYA when it comes in or goes out the general rules of thumb is: the last person who isn't retarded gets full responsibility for all current and future computer problems

  32. Re:Meh by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

    never worked in a datacentre have you?

    I'd contradict you.

    I've also lost a PC to simple dead hardware and seen a few friends PC's go in similar ways.

    If you limit it to software problems it might be true but lots of problems just happen.

  33. Ya no kidding. by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

    To properly clean and tune a system takes me a day or so. Now I will say that our users (university professors) seem unusually good at spywaring their system and of course it isn't like I spend a ton of my time on it it is "Run utility, go do something else, come back later." Still, takes a good bit of time to run badware scans, defrag, uninstall crap and/or tune startup apps and so on.

    Installing RAM? Hell that is 10 minutes at most, and that is only for a case that is a pain to open.

    Personally I don't get the drive to be dishonest for these places. Do the job you've been paid to do, do it well, and people will want to use you again and recommend you.

    Then again, maybe that is why I have a salaried job doing computer support for a large organization and they work at a small shop. Shit like that would be absolutely NOT tolerated at work and would at best get you fired and maybe criminally charged. We do what we say, we respect your privacy, and we ensure data integrity above all else. To me that doesn't seem special, that seems expected.

    1. Re:Ya no kidding. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "Personally I don't get the drive to be dishonest for these places."

      It's simple. There are two main reasons: 1) competition, or 2) the guy is just dishonest by nature.

      In the case of competition, there are two reasons: 1) a lot of out of work techies go into computer support - I did - and they charge less than someone running a store with overhead; and 2) the economy sucks and as I've mentioned elsewhere people hate paying for computer repair so it's not that easy to make a decent living fixing PCs unless a) you're very good, and/or b) you have good marketing skills and thus a lot of corporate clients as opposed to home users.

      Marketing skills and PC repair skills tend not to go together in the same person - it sure doesn't in me.

      In the case of 2), dishonesty is common in every profession. By definition, most of the people in any profession are doing less well than the people at the top of the profession. This tends to bring out dishonesty. The lower down the totem pole you go, the more dishonesty you find. Since basic PC repair (as opposed to more high end computer consulting) is basically a blue collar, low education, no respect type of job, it's no surprise people who end up in it tend to be dishonest.

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    2. Re:Ya no kidding. by IICV · · Score: 1

      Personally I don't get the drive to be dishonest for these places. Do the job you've been paid to do, do it well, and people will want to use you again and recommend you.

      That's the problem right there - people can't actually tell the difference between good computer service and bad, so they rate you based on their opinion of you, not on what you did.

      Do a half-assed job with a smile, and people will still recommend you to their friends; do an excellent job with a frown, and they won't come back.

      So basically, assuming you have some nice, friendly college students who can do a passable job at sounding competent manning the front desk, the quality of the actual work you do simply does not matter - and thus, the crooked repair shops will out-compete the honest ones.

  34. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by mcavic · · Score: 1

    You mean 12 years ago.

  35. Re:Geek Squad. by mcavic · · Score: 1

    They deal with "end-users". Anyone who does so is obviously the lowest of the low.

    What's that supposed to mean?

  36. Re:Geek Squad. by yuhong · · Score: 1

    I used to work at Geek Squad and we'd play around in people's computers out of boredom and were even told to look for things that are illegal.

    Notice the "used to". They got exposed for this by the Consumerist in 2008 or so. Search for "geek squad porn" there and you will see the stories.

  37. Sadly the scammers make it hard for legit business by grapeape · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I do mostly business consulting now but originally did home business and residential work, the biggest contributor to changing my business model was the plethora of scammers advertising cheap rates. Its really hard to charge a reasonable rate for quality work when the scammers are advertising to fix any virus problem or repair any pc for next to nothing...yes you get what you pay for but often you dont find that out until its too late and the result is the customer doesn't trust any "small business" for that sort of thing and usually goes to something like Geek Squad the next time. The last straw for me was a customer that had called to have me fix a problem that a dodgy repairman had screwed up. After completing the job even though I had explained my rates up front she started complaining about how much higher my rates were than the guy that messed up her computer before.

  38. Face time by sandytaru · · Score: 3, Informative

    My office charges for "face time" - time spent actually interacting with a machine. So a complete restore (which we frequently do since we work almost exclusively on business machines and the user's critical stuff is, in theory, stored on the server) that takes us 4-6 hours from top to bottom will probably only be billed for an hour or two, and most of that is going to be spent reinstalling their apps. The 3 hours that it sat there with the "HP is installing your software - please wait" and I worked on another project isn't charged at all.

    Am I qualified to be a PC technician? I have no certs (yet) and I majored in English. But I'm amazingly good at figuring things out, and I've been tinkering with computers for over a decade. I've met people with half a dozen certs behind their names that know a fraction of what I do. If nothing else, I can always do my own PC repairs and avoid any of these scams.

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    1. Re:Face time by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      Aye, for our biggest client, we ghosted over Win XP systems for years. We had some issues getting it to work with Windows 7 - the client doesn't have a Windows 7 volume license yet, so we've been having to do them one at a time. Win7 doesn't like being ghosted and freaks out the second it senses that its origin hardware is not the same as its destination hardware. Fortunately, we standardized that client on HP 6000s a few months ago, so all new machines can be ghosted without any problems. But for the older machines, especially the non-6000 Win7 systems, we've got to do it the hard way. All the printers and stuff have to wait until the system is deployed, since they have a ton of funky scanners and printers and we don't know which ones they've got til we get it out there.

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  39. Re:Sadly the scammers make it hard for legit busin by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    You're right. Despite claims to the contrary, home users REALLY hate paying for computer repair and only do it when they're desperate - which is why their machines are in such a mess when we get to them.

    In fact, corporate users don't like it either. For some reason, there's some myth that all these boxes with moving parts in the drives and high heat output are supposed to be "un-breakable" for the five years or more people keep them.

    I got one client still running a ten-to-fifteen year old Windows 95 box, for God's sakes! He absolutely will not upgrade that box because it runs a specific software he needs and he doesn't want to learn anything newer. It's already burned out at least one power supply and he lucked out that it didn't fry his motherboard.

    And it's not just scammers charging low rates. I charge low rates and don't scam anyone. There's just a ton of people doing PC repair work and the competition is fierce. Add that customers don't like paying a lot per hour and it's hard to justify higher rates, especially for poorer home users. It's a bad business model but poor people need PC support, too, and just can't afford Geek Squad rates.

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  40. I've read enough by HermMunster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    OK, after reading the article and then reading the thread here I've concluded that I've had enough. Yes, there is fraud. You get that in every field. It is also not very common as most repair folk would rather make a living--few people I know are out to take you for everything at the expense of their reputation which equals their livelihood. Besides, anyone with specialized knowledge could fraud anyone that doesn't have that knowledge. They could just cheat them. Their prices could be out of line with reality.

    Everyone feels at least once that they were not given as good a deal as they think they should have. They feel that way about lawyers, from car repair shops, any type of shop that would repair or upgrade your property, anyone with specialized knowledge. Yeah, and even our government.

    What this article does is 1) gives examples of a few of the tricks that some fraudsters pull. Anything from outright fraud to just exaggerating their labor. 2) It then goes on this diatribe about the costs associated with repairs as if they are the ones that are the best judge of the costs associated with parts and labor. Much of the article is about this one guy expressing his unhappiness with what he considers to be a fair cost for repair work. This is, frankly, irrelevant, as setting a cost for your services is not a fraud. Setting a fair price is just good business practice. But hell, look at designer jeans from manufacturer to another. Levi Jeans cost much more than the Walmart store brand. Cost is a matter for the owner of the business, not the judgement of some half-baked tech journalist. Long ago someone said to me that you get paid for what you know, not what you do. So, please, cry me a river if you don't like the charges. You can go elsewhere.

    A good company will "estimate" up front what the charges are going to be and approximately how long it will take. Customers have addictions to their computers and they want it all done cheap and done yesterday. Let's get real, neither is likely to happen. Generally, the parts of a computer are worth more than the whole.

    Consider a fair cost of around $90 to get an OS re-installed on a netbook that might have cost $250. Adding a replacement HDD plus re-installing the OS on a netbook can come close to the value of the book. You don't really expect the repair technician to sell you the hard drive and then toss the OS install in for free, do you? Re-installing the OS can be a time intensive task. Most netbook manufacturers don't make it easy to remove the old and install the new HDDs (sometimes its even difficult to install RAM in those)--time adds up and time is money. Consider then that on top of that your customer wants you to transfer the data from that old defective HDD to the new one--how much labor is involved in trying to get it to be recognized by the OS (clicking, missing partitions, etc), to access the files, to copy those files to an intermediary device and then back onto the new install). Do you really think that it is out of line to have costs nearing the original cost of the netbook? You bought cheap. Don't expect the technician to fix it cheap due to your cheapness.

    The technician needs to be clear on what is going to happen. Try to explain it to the customer. The problem is that the customer is often a closed mind. They don't want to hear an explanation. They just want it working again. How many times have I tried to explain to my customers precisely why their computer is slow (they are running XP and have 256mb of RAM and have all the updates done from Microsoft along with a slew of other software products that load at start up eating away at valuable resources). Or try to explain to them that their HDD is failing. That the diagnosis indicates the drive has tons of bad sectors and they screwed up their computer because they had viruses, bad sectors, and they tried to defragment it. Or explain that their nephew wiped out their hard drive by installing a version of Vista that they didn't have a license f

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    1. Re:I've read enough by hellop2 · · Score: 1

      I don't have these problems.

      My suggestions for you:

      1. Don't try to please everyone all the time. Some customers are bad. You don't want them. Focus on the good customers and their referrals.

      2. Stop worrying about quoting prices. Give them the price. There's one price for reinstall. One price for HD install. One price for data backup/restore. Give them the full price $220. Can't afford it? Next....

      3. Customer doesn't communicate or pick up computer after 30 days? Sell it to recover your costs. Put this disclaimer on your invoices. Car mechanics do this, tow companies, why not you?

      4. "Their response is: that's how I bought it. It should be enough." Why do you care what they think? Just say, "Your computer needs a system optimization. It's an extra $30." Best Buy charges $60 for a system optimization, and $50 for anti-virus install. Why not you?

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    2. Re:I've read enough by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      1. My boss never learned this.

      2. We charged hourly, one hour minimum. We usually quoted fixed prices for common jobs though.

      3. Another policy my boss was forced to adopt. It became a chronic problem starting about 4 years ago (close to when I left the business). I told him to call customers once, leave a message and if there was no call back, it was a scrap. He later wrote it into the contract that they had 60 days to pickup or its tossed.

      4. Pricing became a sensitive topic when machines became cheap. Netbooks with hardware problems were designed to be tossed, not repaired. People replacing a fairly new machine that was infested with spyware with another one has become common because they don't want to pay labor charges.... see #3.

    3. Re:I've read enough by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      I'll reply to all the comments at once.

      I have no problems with my customers. I've been in this business for 25 years. I know how to talk with the customer and even though it takes much more time that could be used to produce profit I spend a great deal of time showing and explaining.

      Please don't take a few pet paragraphs and feel you understand what I'm saying. I'm not talking at customers here. I'm talking at technical people who deal with non-technical people, and at the moron that wrote an article complaining about costs rather than fraud as if costs were the fraud. So what, he can produce his work for his friends cheap. It doesn't mean a for profit business needs to follow his example. If we did there'd be no repair shops and those reading this article would be fixing their family, friends, and neighbor's computers at little to no cost.

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  41. I fricken' hate this myth by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    people are constantly coming to me and asking me how their computer could possible break. It's a machine, like any other. They don't last for ever. Caps Pop, hard drives wear out, cooling & heating breaks circuit board connections to RAM, shit happens. But they just don't believe it. Gotta be a virus, right?

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    1. Re:I fricken' hate this myth by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 1

      "Gotta be a virus" comes from people who don't know whether it is or not(usually), and that type of person with no computer knowledge probably is being plagued by a virus(or 63 - I wish I still had the screenshot, it was incredible). To answer your other point, yes, past their lifespan, they do break without any provocation just like anything else, that's a given. But have you ever had a computer, within its lifespan, with all the proper attention, break down randomly(whether hardware or software failing)? Faulty parts don't count.

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    2. Re:I fricken' hate this myth by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 1

      yup,laptop motherboard failure when it was off for 10 days after about 1 year of 18-20 hr/day operation

    3. Re:I fricken' hate this myth by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

      But most of the other machines do last forever, or at least long enough that they get replaced for a better version rather than because they've failed.

  42. Re:Meh by dbIII · · Score: 1

    but asking them to upgrade RAM and not knowing how to check how much RAM the system has is stupid

    We were halfway there with the first iMac. Putting in more memory was a matter of using a coin to open a little hatch and then putting the memory right into the slots underneath. Apple since moved to designs where it isn't so simple and PCs are not so instantly obvious.
    Personally I think high schools should allocate an afternoon to simple PC construction. With onboard video etc it's easier to put a machine together than flat pack furniture but people assume it is hard without even looking at a manual. Cure that assumption and we'll see less people getting ripped off.

  43. Re:About time! by artor3 · · Score: 1

    I've seen the errors on Firefox 3.6, Firefox 4, and IE9 (via IETab), each one running on both W7 and XP. I've also seen people complain about the errors using Chrome and Safari. In fact, I think IE6 is the only browser not to have reported errors. Maybe that's what /. tests builds on?

  44. Re:Meh by dbIII · · Score: 1

    I have an uncle like that. He actually did fix some cardiac monitoring equipment with a nurses hairclip. On the other hand he is retired after a long career in electrical engineering and his hobby is learning how to fix everything he has in his home. I can't even fix my car - I could fix a 1980s car but not this one.

  45. Re:Meh by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At least all they did was pretend to put in more, I've seen Rent a Ripoff actually steal RAM out of the PC when they brought it in for cleaning. And all these "if you don't know X" are so damned full of shit! Do you know how to rebuild your engine? Then you shouldn't be driving! Can you operate on your legs if you break them? Then you shouldn't be walking!

    Dumbasses nobody can know everything and that is why we have mechanics, plumbers, and yes repairguys like me. I am proud to say I have NEVER copied someone's files, stolen a damned thing, or not done any job I wasn't told to do. I don't use hot software (although I will admit I use Windows copies and not originals, I use the correct key for the machine) I don't go looking for pics of your GF, I just do my job.

    The moral of the story is the same as with mechanics and plumbers ask around and you'll find out if they are honest or not. I'd be happy to give them the name of a couple of my business clients if they want to know about my work, or hell just walk into their place of business. See all those whiteboxes? Guess who built them. I design the machine for the job required, which is why the printer has middle of the road CPUs (AMD Triples) but 4Gb of RAM and 1Gb of RAM on the GPU, because it helps with those large banners they are always doing. The local engineer has only 2Gb of RAM but a fast CPU because the engineering program he runs doesn't use much RAM but slams the hell out of a processor.

    So just ask around folks. You wouldn't take your car to "Crazy Joe's house of repair" just because he has a snazzy commercial would you? And please for the love of all that is good QUIT GOING TO WORST BUY! Because I swear I've had to fix more horribly broken shit from them than from any other shop! So just ask around, an honest fixit guy is more than happy to give you references of past customers.Hell I'll even take before and after pics and screenshots if that is what makes you happy, I'm damned proud of my work, thank you VERY much! I'm not the cheapest guy in town, but I'm honest, fair, and you get what you pay for.

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  46. What is the problem? by beernutz · · Score: 2

    /. looks great to me in Win 7 with Chrome.

    Maybe you should take your computer to the GeekSquad.

    Please leave your geek card on your way out.

    8)

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    1. Re:What is the problem? by definate · · Score: 1

      It doesn't look bad... right now. Though everything's a bit scrunched up, it's okay, and works. The other day everything was layering over everything else, and the preview button didn't work. It seems as though it's been changing quite often of late, and everything's been going to shit. Obviously it's not as bad as it has been right now... you can tell, because I was actually able to click preview. It's one thing to tell a schmuck off the street that the problems are client side, it's another to tell a developer that it's client side!

      I don't mind this more scrunched up layout, but I do want the "replying to a nested comment means every time you click, it expands the comments above it" problem fixed.

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    2. Re:What is the problem? by 24-bit+Voxel · · Score: 2

      I've seen this happen in IE, Firefox, Opera, and chrome.

      Half the time the comment view sliders don't work as well. I miss the layout from 10 years ago, it was superior.

    3. Re:What is the problem? by rhook · · Score: 1

      It happens randomly, one hour the site works great, and the next it doesn't. I can use any browser I want on any system I have when it is not working right, and they all get the same result. This is not a problem with anybody's computer as these problems have been getting reported on here for a while now by quite a few people.

  47. Re:Meh by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    Watch out for Asrock boards! I had a devil of a time with those bastards, it turned out by default their boards are so "OC friendly" that they don't detect for shit! Also the ones I got ran about a third of a volt too hot so any autodetect would set everything WRONG. I finally had to go into the BIOS and set every damned thing manually like we used to on the old 486s, what a PITA.

    As for horror stories? How about standing in a shop talking to the clerk when the front door explodes and you suddenly have an M16 in your face! I was like "Don't shoot, just gonna get my card, just here to pick up some parts, okay?" It turned out the reason this shop was constantly undercutting the one I worked for was they were fencing boxes from other states and were also cranking hot sat boxes with de-scramblers, counterfiet Windows and Adobe software, you name it. I have to admit their Win98 and Win2K copies were spot on when the fed showed it to me. The XP hologram was a little iffy.

    Oh and the funniest part? The local cops didn't like our prices so took it to him and when he got wind the feds were onto him he sold the cops boxes out from under them! Ha! that is what you get for being cheapskates!

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  48. Re:About time! by definate · · Score: 1

    I see you ran into the problem of not reading to the end of the line. Good effort, since it's not even long.

    I'm running Chrome in Windows 7 64bit.

    It's been changing heaps of late, and is regularly fucking up. When I posted this, many things were layered on top of each other.

    The other day I couldn't post at all, as the preview button didn't work.

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  49. Was a COMPUSA repair guy - my thoughts... by ruebarb · · Score: 1

    I did CompUSA repair work in the late 90's - in fact it was my first tech job so in some respects I'm grateful for it and in others I'm not - This was back in the day when top of the line HD's were 8.4 gigs and memory was sold behind the counter

    We always ran an above the board shop but let's face it - that goes from manager to manager - a lot of our guys (myself included) were just young people though we had an antique or two around to fix Apples and Printers -

    some of the issues we saw were Operating issues - this got to be a major headache - format/reinstall is what we eventually ended up doing across the board - we can't fix OS problems like that

    Viruses were horrible but at the time, most were bootable from floppy and most boot floppies cleaned them out - those were the good ol' days

    we would occasionally get some folks wanting to upgrade and we'd often point them to the refurbished computers because to upgrade a 486 to a top of the line pentium would after install fees, cost less then buying a new pc - (kinda still holds true today actually)

    we'd have people wanting free advice, drivers, help - we'd do what we could but at the end of the day you can only do so much over the phone - so much of the work was diagnostic/detective work with no easy 1 spot fix...

    and we had some fun stories - like the PC that came in for repair with the gay porn desktop wallpaper - which then showed out thru the window of the shop into the main store for a couple minutes before he came back to the pc - and the wife who returned a PC in the AM only to have the husband want the same PC back (with no data lost) that evening - (yep, full of porn, which in dial up days took time to acquire)

    my favorite is a virus infected and OS damaged custom built beast our master tech worked on for two days - two weeks later the guy came back complaining of the same issues - we asked if he had done anything to the pc and he pointed out that to get his data back, he restored from the tape backup he made 3 weeks ago - DOH!

    I could see where mom and pop shops in the strip malls might be angling for a quick buck, but never saw horror stories like that at my shop

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    1. Re:Was a COMPUSA repair guy - my thoughts... by ruebarb · · Score: 1

      er - change this sentence -

      we would occasionally get some folks wanting to upgrade and we'd often point them to the refurbished computers because to upgrade a 486 to a top of the line pentium would after install fees, cost MORE then buying a new pc - (kinda still holds true today actually)

      for those wondering - after parts/motherboard/video card/memory/CD ROM - count approx 50-100 bucks PER component installed - (we were doing free memory upgrades while you wait on laptops back when they were 3k and locked away in a secure room) -

      did we need to charge that much for a basic memory upgrade - no - but every tech was expected or wanted to do $75/hr worth of business - think I broke that limit one time - a lot of times you might throw a box on the counter, start it's boot cycle or a repair boot floppy, and then fire up a 2nd one in the meantime

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  50. Re:Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I lot of computer people have a hard time charging for services. It is just so natural and easy for us to fix some problems that we feel bad charging for it. It took me a long time to get in the mind set that my time was worth money and to ask people to pay me. I pay repair men a lot for all kinds of work that I cannot or will not do my self. Plumbers, electricians, mechanics, and even lawn care providers.

    I was paying someone $54 a few times a year to fertilize my yard. They would pull up with a truck and a long hose and just spray the yard down. They were in and out in about 10 minutes. When my yard was over ran with weeds, I could justify it. I found that it was cheaper and not all that much work for me to do it myself. I still over pay for someone to change my oil and rotate my tires.

    Once I decided that I was done with part time home repair work, I used my prices to drive away work. I would charge higher and higher prices and would be very up front with them. I even had a minimum charge of one hour. I was surprised at how much people were willing to pay. I eventually moved away from the area and was able to call it quits.

  51. My experience with Geek Squad by daeglin · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend's laptop was not booting. In fact, I could not get into BIOS setup so booting from an alternative medium was not an option. The simple things I tried (remove DIMM, remove HDD, reset CMOS, ...) didn't worked. I am a software guy so I figured out that my time was too expensive to continue the investigation and that we'll pay some "professional". Geek Squad was conveniently located so I brought it there. I was really stupid that I have not read their reviews before that.

    They asked nearly $100 for a "diagnostic" that looked something like this:
    "No signal from keyboard" - read: F1 won't enter BIOS setup (that was why we brought the laptop to them in the first place)
    "No signal from CD ROM" - read: our diagnostic CD doesn't boot (again, that was why we brought the laptop to them)
    "Hard Drive OK" - strange, we removed HDD before giving the laptop to them
    "RAM OK" - the only thing they have done with the laptop was trying another DIMM (if they were not lying on that one too)
    "Motherboard error" - they implied that exchanging it would be too expensive and the laptop is not worth repairing.

    (BTW I was able to fix the laptop with some help of Google afterward. The problem was short-circuited wires in a broken USB slot. The laptop still works well 1 yr after the "incident".)

    I was furious so I spent really long time arguing with them. They repeated several times that they ran "series of diagnostic test" but when I pressed the manager he had to admit that they couldn't run the tests because they couldn't boot their diagnostic CD. At that point, the manager denied they lied to me about the "series of diagnostics" and started calling his technician (who was not there at that point) "a mysterious man who told you something".

    My girlfriend never seen her money again. I filled a complaint at their corporate support line. They told me they will handle it but they will not tell me about the outcome (WTF?). All I could do was to call again the next day to check that the complain was in their system and it had assigned a tracking id.

    I was seriously considering taking some further steps because I consider this preying on a layman public bordering with a fraud. But at the end I just gave up.

  52. Re:Just like any other profession by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

    You are going to find dishonest people in any profession

    That's the thing that bothers me most, even though it meant we got some former customers from our competitors it feels like we too get a bit of a bad reputation just because we're in the same line of business.
    Just think of the stereotypical view of car salesmen for instance...

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  53. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by The+Dawn+Of+Time · · Score: 1

    You know, not having the courage of your convictions doesn't exactly stand you up as deserving of anything.

  54. Re:Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ugh, malware.

    I would have no problem quoting someone $200 for a maleware cleanup. Best case its a fresh infection and whatever automated tool you run will clean it up or its a google search away. If that's the case, then you over estimated and only charge $60-$100. Worst case its years of infections that finally broke the computer on a 4 year old computer with too little ram that wont boot from USB.

    This stuff is like cancer. Not to bad if you catch it early, but once it spreads you never know if you got it all.

  55. Re:Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    Once I decided that I was done with part time home repair work, I used my prices to drive away work. I would charge higher and higher prices and would be very up front with them. I even had a minimum charge of one hour. I was surprised at how much people were willing to pay. I eventually moved away from the area and was able to call it quits.

    Because they're past the "risk premium". They can get some other guy and end up with someone that doesn't know shit or spends forever and bills it or just makes a mess of things or is a plain old scam. If they give this work to you, and know you'll deliver quality work with no fuzz then you are the safe, simple option. Consider it a bit like hiring a plumber, even if it a week later springs a leak and he does immediately take full responsibility (we're well into fairytale land here already) you still have to deal with the leak, damage assessment, insurance agency, repairs and all that paperwork and phone calls and shit. All the time stolen is rarely covered. Or you could call the guy who charges more but does it right. That relationship is strongly personal though, it won't do to send your hireling replacement.

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  56. Re:Meh by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Informative

    Piffle. Every hardware failure I've had in 30 years of computing has been just something up and dying for no apparent reason other than old age. Hardware fails. It ages, even things without moving parts. That's a fact of life with anything.

    Professionally, I work in a field where the hardware I design needs to be available with rates approaching 99.99% for years, so we have to do MTBF abnalysis involving every component and, yes, every component has a MTBF rating. It's basically impossible to meet rates like that for those spans for a single circuitboard, so so we design in redundancy and, as a fundamental part of the design, make replacing a failed unit with a spare take less than a minute in the field. A chassis with a backplane and hot swap capability helps here.

  57. A new job? by kriston · · Score: 2

    I knew a guy in college who got a new job when he sent his computer in for repair. They liked his resume. He was a Computer Science major and got an interview followed by a job offer after he picked up the computer.

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  58. Re:Geek Squad. by kevinmenzel · · Score: 1

    Wait - you don't copy AppData? That's where many versions of outlook put their PST files. (Not 2010, but I'm pretty sure everything before 2010 was in AppData/Local/Microsoft/Outlook or AppData/Roaming/Microsoft/Outlook.) That's where a hell of a lot of programs I use put their main databases. It's one of the main folders I make sure is backed up remotely on a daily basis just in case. If I wound up with a system which didn't have that data at least kicking around so somewhere, I'd be really quite a bit pissed off.

  59. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Yet you still did it, and you are still covering for them. You're AC- cough up the name.

  60. Re:Meh by causality · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you're not a pulmonologist, stop breathing.

    When anyone suggests that some personal responsibility is appropriate, it's very easy to demagogue them. It's particularly easy when they say it in an abrasive, absolute, "why doesn't everyone see it" sort of way. Then it's like an cheap slam-dunk one-line victory, isn't it?

    GP is going about this the wrong way. I don't precisely agree with his absolute stance. Yet my point is similar in nature to his, but you will find it more difficult to deny. Simply put, if you spend hundreds of dollars on a machine and then refuse to learn the very most basic things about it, you are placing yourself completely at the mercy of others. To know what a stick of RAM looks like, to read a little sticker and see that it says "2GB" and not "4GB" is hardly a strain of one's technical prowess. It merely requires that you bother to spend a few minutes reading some very basic, entry-level literature written specifically for beginners.

    I'm not sure if it's due to functional illiteracy or an inability to handle a contrary position without getting overly emotional, or what, but a lot of people would read the paragraph above and swear on all that is sacred that I am saying it's somehow okay for these shops to prey on people and rip them off. I didn't say that. What I am saying is that placing yourself completely at the mercy of total strangers, strangers who stand to profit from your ignorance, when it's so easy not to, is a great way to get a result you won't like. Those who choose not to do this generally don't end up getting ripped off.

    The way this works is simple: there are bad people in the world. They do bad things; for example they overcharge and they rip people off. There's nothing you can do about that. There have always been people like this, since ancient times, and in the foreseeable future there always will be. What you can decide is whether you will be the low-hanging fruit that they target. If it took long years of training to acquire extreme expertise, then I would have fully agreed with your one-liner. To avoid almost every scam listed in that article, all it takes is a natural curiosity and a willingness to spend a few minutes here and there learning about that machine you purchased.

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  61. Re:About time! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    I get a thing where I try to type a post, and the browser insta-scrolls to the top of the page. Has happened on more than one OS.

  62. Re:Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2

    That's high, I guess, but I agreed to clean up the laptop of a wife of a best friend, and that shit took six to eight hours to finally set right. They took me to dinner, at least.

    And then she manages to infect it with malware again *days* later by doing one of the very things I told her not to do!

    Ah well. I got lunch *and* dinner out of that. I told my friend if she does it a third time the price will involved a period of indentured servitude.

    Then they got matching Macbooks. No problems since. ;-)

  63. Re:Meh by mlts · · Score: 1

    I have never interacted with BB/GS except to fix a machine they "repaired".

    A real PC repair professional will do the following:

    1: Provide a detailed description of what they did. If a tech removes the power supply to hose it out with canned air, and reinstalls this, it should be noted, just in case a wire got loose.

    2: Discretion. Being asked to repair a PC doesn't mean one gets carte blanche to do a forensics investigation and look at any picture present. Neither does it mean that the info the client has is fair game to stick on the site of chance.

    3: Basic honesty. For almost all home users, MSE is good enough. Getting a commercial AV solution is pointless because most infections end up being 0-day variants that AV products will not catch. Instead, educating the end user on Adblock and sandboxie will go a lot further to prevent calls in the future about infected machines. The $50-$100 that a user would spend on an AV solution can go for an external hard drive (which actually has a tangible benefit to the user) for nightly backups.

    4: Common sense. The average security schlock states to use AV software, don't run executables. However, few of these guys actually put any emphasis on something actually important, and that are backups. Most users' needs can be met by an external hard disk, a relevant backup utility [1], and Mozy/Carbonite/Blackblaze for documents. It almost is a mind-blower why users are not taught backup 101. With a decent backup utility, one's RTO is the time it takes to put in a recovery CD, partition the drive, click "restore volume", the backup program restore, and the reboot back into the restore system. If one has a real time copy utility, one's RPO is almost real time with documents.

    The problem is that most "computer repairmen" have no clue what professionalism is. I know people who just can't find anyone they trust, so if they start getting computer problems, they just throw away their old machine and buy something new, rather than pay some guy hundreds of dollars to do nothing, except perhaps try some half-ass job of installing Norton Antivirus.

    [1]: It would be nice if MS had a standardized utility like NTbackup (which was the main OS utility up to XP/2003). However, Vista and W7 ship with widely varying features in their OS backup utilities depending on edition. So, I get people to get a third party utility like Retrospect, TrueImage, or NetBackup if using Windows. Most needs for backups on Macs can be met by Time Machine, and UNIX has a slew of useful utilities.

  64. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Psychotria · · Score: 2

    Despite your somewhat arrogant comments this has to be one of the most ignorant posts I've read in a while. I have a protip (god I hate that word) for you... actually two protips.

    Protip: You do not know about other people's circumstances and have no right saying "In most of the Western world, you don't need that job to survive." How the hell do you know that? How the fuck is the person going to feed their family or pay the mortgage or whatever without an income (even if it's only temporary)?

    Yes, it's very easy to criticize someone else's actions from your armchair and act all high and mighty, but in real life things are not so dichotomous.

    Thanks

  65. Vista Auto Start Repair is worthless, right? by finteinfinity · · Score: 1

    A couple of days ago, I think my laptop got overheated. It shut down automatically a few times and then failed to restart dying almost as soon as I restarted it. So I said what the hell, I've never seen this. I'll let Windows try to repair itself. It warned me it may take a few minutes. You can't cancel this operation either. 20 minutes later it said "Sorry, Bill Gates is an asshole". Okay, it didn't quit say that but it did fail to do anything. Then it died 2 minutes later. I sprayed compressed air all over it, and jacked it up with wine corks to give it some air underneath, turned on the ceiling fan and it's been fine ever since. Thanks a lot Toshiba. Your laptop sucks!

    1. Re:Vista Auto Start Repair is worthless, right? by tftp · · Score: 1

      Thanks a lot Toshiba. Your laptop sucks!

      Well, it's not just Toshiba. Any laptop with a fan or two will fail after a couple of years. Fans wear out, get clogged with dust, and the cooling fails.

      I have a Fujitsu LifeBook; its fans failed after about 3 years of use. I bought a new set of fans from China, replaced the old ones, and it works great again.

      These things simply require periodic maintenance. However it's not in the manual, and common people don't expect it to be necessary, even though they religiously change oil in their cars every 5K miles. But all moving parts require service, especially when it's a race to the bottom with laptop prices.

  66. Re:Meh by Golddess · · Score: 1, Informative

    And all these "if you don't know X" are so damned full of shit! Do you know how to rebuild your engine? Then you shouldn't be driving! Can you operate on your legs if you break them? Then you shouldn't be walking!

    Dumbasses nobody can know everything

    I'd say you're the one full of it. Knowing how to check your RAM isn't like knowing how to rebuild your car engine. If we want to stick with a car analogy, I'd say it's more like opening up the hood of your car and being able to tell if the mechanic made off with your engine. Which if you don't know how to do that, yes, you prolly shouldn't own a car.

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  67. Re:Meh by bluemonq · · Score: 2

    More like "Don't drive if you don't know how not to crash"

    Sucks to be the person who knows how not to crash but ends up getting hit by someone who had their very first seizure. Or had a sinkhole open up beneath them. Or hit a couple of large nails that dropped off a truck while on the freeway.

  68. Re:Meh by causality · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At least all they did was pretend to put in more, I've seen Rent a Ripoff actually steal RAM out of the PC when they brought it in for cleaning. And all these "if you don't know X" are so damned full of shit!

    Are they full of shit because they infuriate you? Because of the smugness and certainty with which most of them say it? Because there's actually a small kernel of truth to it and that just pisses you off even more? I'm starting to wonder if the habitual urge to cherry-pick extremes is the root of all misunderstanding.

    Do you know how to rebuild your engine? Then you shouldn't be driving!

    This wasn't a story about the ability to build computers or other electronics. This car analogy is not a comparison of two similar themes. You're making an analogy between users who don't notice RAM that's suddenly missing (requires basic technical knowledge) and the mechanical skill it takes to rebuild a modern car engine (requires advanced mechanical and technical knowledge). That isn't instructive or edifying; it's misleading though it's an easy mistake to make.

    I'd answer it by saying I wouldn't know how to rebuild my car's engine, but if a repair shop removed it and replaced it with a significantly inferior engine without telling me, I would notice. I think that's a fair analogy to removing a stick of RAM.

    Can you operate on your legs if you break them? Then you shouldn't be walking!

    I wouldn't know how to properly set a broken bone. But I would know that the leg is broken. If I ask the doctor to do something about my broken leg I do not expect him to also put a cast on my uninjured arm.

    Dumbasses nobody can know everything and that is why we have mechanics, plumbers, and yes repairguys like me.

    In this entire discussion, I haven't seen a single person dispute that. If you assume there is no balance, no sense of what is reasonable behind what they believe, then I suppose some have displayed a perspective that could go in that direction -- if taken to an absurd extreme that few or none would actually believe and advocate.

    I am proud to say I have NEVER copied someone's files, stolen a damned thing, or not done any job I wasn't told to do. I don't use hot software (although I will admit I use Windows copies and not originals, I use the correct key for the machine) I don't go looking for pics of your GF, I just do my job.

    It's a matter of having integrity. There's a non-technical skill which would have been handy for those targeted by this kind of fraud: the ability to recognize sincerity, to distinguish it from the perfunctory, from the approval-seeking and the phony making-nice which is so much more common.

    A person with real integrity is not simply making a choice not to copy someone's files, steal, pad the bill, etc. It's more like they don't even find that tempting. Those who think it's about adherence to a list of rules don't really get it. It's more like what Aristotle said: "I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law."

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  69. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Stone2065 · · Score: 1

    Sorry bud... you're as unethical as that fucked up company you say you USED to work for... you have no backbone, heart OR ethics come to think of it...

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  70. Dishonest humans by networkzombie · · Score: 1

    Stories of unscrupulous and incompetent people make me fix computers for free. All family members, friends, employees, and ex-employees on good terms get free computer repair. They pay for parts and carry the box to my door/office and I will fix it quickly. I usually get a batch of cookies, cash, or a live chicken in payment, and it is worth it to know they are using a clean system that has reliable antivirus on it (Security essentials and Malwarebytes). I hope I am stealing business away from Best Buy and the Genius bar.

  71. Re:Meh by Corwyn_123 · · Score: 1

    I agree 100% with this statement.

    If you are a professional, you should conduct yourself as one, and be expected by your customers, that you will conduct yourself as one.

    A professional adheres to best practices of business. Honesty, discretion and common sense.

    Although a professional should also be expected to be law abiding, it does not make them a forensics expert to report to the authorities if they find something on a customer's computer that may or may not be illegal, or morally objectionable. When a professional is working on a customer's computer, they should not be looking through their personal information or data files. And if, during the normal execution of their duties of repair, happen to come across something that is illegal or morally objectionable, they should ignore it and move on. Computer professionals are not duly deputized law enforcement agents and shouldn't be.

    If, perchance, law enforcement happens to contact a computer professional asking questions about a customer or the contents of their computer(s), they should use proper discretion and contact their lawyer for advise on how to respond. If they are provided a subpoena or a search warrant, they should also contact their lawyer to aid them in dealing with it in a professional manner.

  72. Just piling on to the underlying scam by Relayman · · Score: 1

    After reading many of these comments, I've come to one conclusion: Windows is basically a scam, with all its vulnerabilities, and others are just piling their scam on top of the basic scam. Then there are the software companies that follow the Windows model (releasing software that still has zero-day defects) and they just make it worse. Add the antivirus companies that can't remove all the viruses and it's just a big mess. It sounds like the corporation where the accountant is stealing from the company because he knows the company is ripping off its customers. Once there is a pattern of misbehavior, you either are very tempted to participate yourself or you find another career and no longer play with the scammers.

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  73. How many trust your doctor? by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 2

    P.T. Barnum underestimated the birth rate.

  74. One of the silliest "rip-off's" I ever encountered by beaverdownunder · · Score: 1

    was when I was called out to a new client's residence after a certain "Nerd" had installed a WiFi setup for the customer's laptop, to find that not only had they improperly installed the CardBus WiFi card drivers -- but that the laptop already had built-in WiFi (that had been disabled in the BIOS)! I can understand honest mistakes (I made more than a few in my day) but... yeah. Selling people hardware they don't need because they already have it could easily be added to that list of mortal sins...

  75. Re:Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by hedwards · · Score: 2

    $54 is actually pretty cheap for that sort of service. It does depend a bit on how many houses they're able to do, but it's unlikely that they can do more than 2 an hour, unless they're all fairly close together. Even paying the workers minimum wage, you're still probably talking not much less than that for labor alone, not to mention the costs of providing that labor, the equipment and supplies and whatnot.

  76. Sears "business systems" by jcr · · Score: 2

    Back around the time the Mac II came out, I took one into Sears for repairs. They called me a couple of days later and told me it was ready, and when I got there, I found out that they had cannibalized it for parts, and they said they couldn't get it to me for another week.

    I sent Apple a letter about it, and got an apology signed by John Sculley. I don't know if there were any repercussions for Sears.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Sears "business systems" by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      I don't know if there were any repercussions for Sears.

      -jcr

      They aren't allowed to sell Macs any longer...

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    2. Re:Sears "business systems" by jcr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that happened many years later.

      -jcr

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  77. Re:Meh by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 1

    Never a data center, no, but I do handle a lot of PCs from friends and family(yes, I'm the computer guy), besides my own builds. With that information in place, I'll rephrase - 90% of broken computers(hardware/software) within their lifespan, that I have worked on are from operator error. From the five contradictions I've received thus far, I suppose I am to assume that my case is unique, and drop my point.

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  78. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    Not everyone can live in their mom's basement eating Cheez Its and drinking Mountain Dew while they search for another job.

    Protip: some people actually live in the real world.

  79. Re:Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by danlock4 · · Score: 1

    ugh, malware.

    I would have no problem quoting someone $200 for a maleware cleanup.

    Yeah, maleware can be bad, but sometimes femaleware can be even worse! ;)

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  80. Re:Meh by rhook · · Score: 1

    I seriously doubt that the feds used a breaching charge while serving a warrant on a business. There is a ton of paperwork and liability involved in that.

  81. Re:Geek Squad. by rhook · · Score: 1

    Ever hear the term "support monkey"?

  82. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Nutria · · Score: 1

    Yet you still did it, and you are still covering for them. You're AC- cough up the name.

    One word: lawyers.

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  83. In Norcal.. by markass530 · · Score: 1

    I Moved to LA, so my parents called the local "Nerds on Call" for computer help. I looked over the invoice when I was visiting recently. These fucks charged 20 bucks for a fan, 20 bucks for a fan install, 50 bucks for a hard drive install (Just labor, no parts) and $180 for OS reinstall.

    1. Re:In Norcal.. by tftp · · Score: 1

      These fucks charged 20 bucks for a fan, 20 bucks for a fan install, 50 bucks for a hard drive install (Just labor, no parts) and $180 for OS reinstall.

      • $20 for a fan is a reasonable price. There are cheaper fans and more expensive fans, I don't know what computer your parents have. But $20 is not $200.
      • $20 is rather low for a fan replacement. On my notebook it takes about 30 minutes to swap a fan; the 27 screws are not quick to remove. This amounts to a measly rate of $40/hr, of which the employee sees only half.
      • $50 for HDD replacement - this is kind of high, given that laptops are designed for easy swappage of HDDs. If your parents have a desktop then it's not a big difference. I guess they charge based on the price of the part itself.
      • $180 for the OS reinstall. The reinstall takes about 2 hours, if you have to sit by the computer and wait until it finishes everything. Don't fail to include updates, service packs etc. This can be easily more than 2 hours. This is still on the high side, but I guess they have to make their money somewhere...

      The ugly fact is that labor is so much more expensive compared to the cheap Chinese production that it hardly makes any sense to pay for repairs nowadays.

    2. Re:In Norcal.. by markass530 · · Score: 1

      this was all done on a desktop. So no. I'd be cool with the 180 for the OS, if the other charges weren't ridiculous. -- These are the same people who blamed the power supply when I was in iraq (one of my really good ones) and then made off with said power supply.

  84. Re:About time! by rhook · · Score: 1

    My personal favorite, the page scrolls to the top of the screen when you attempt to click on anything. Happens in FF4, Chrome, and IE9.

  85. Re:About time! by Nutria · · Score: 1

    Same thing happens to me when I MMB-paste test into the edit box.

    Hates it, I do.

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  86. Most any repair shop operates like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Years back I was a auto mechanic for a few years and a rather good one at that. I actually worked for one small reputable shop every other one where complete sharks. I did not last long at the shark companies they flat out ripped of people on nearly every singe job.

    Had a boss one time that said hey what did you find?

    I told him it was nothing but a bad plug wire which it was. He said nonsense hook the car to the sniffer and I will be right over. He walked over and told me to start the car and pump the gas 6-8 times. Dude presses print on the analyzer as the co shoots off the charts from the accelerator pump dumping fuel in. He marches the print over to the customer and sells her wires, full tune up, carb rebuild and a laundry list of other stuff it did not need.

    Engine diagnostics 100$ yep nothing but a paper clip jumper and turn the key to accessory and read the flashes. MAF sensors where awesome, guy says it stumbles sometimes, open the hood rap on the maf sensor with my knuckles, yep stumbles. That is a 15 sec test that is costing a $100 for diagnostics.

    Oh and I was paid computer time, computer says it takes 2 hrs to do a brake job. I was so quick I could knock out a 4 wheel brake job in under 15 minutes, you still pay 2 hrs.

    Then there is the shops that pay mechanics a 20% commission on parts, like taking candy from a baby.

    1. Re:Most any repair shop operates like this. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Woah, woah, there.

      You may have worked for unscrupulous shops, but that doesn't mean that a 15 sec test only takes 15 sec of resources, or is not worth the diganostic fee.

      After all, knowing what to hit is a pretty important part of the job.

      I generally prefer to go to shops that have standard rate based on the time a job is supposed to take, on average. (like, say the chilton's manual, etc.) If the mechanic can do it in less time, I don't consider that the job itself is less valuable, and am grateful to be out of there more quickly. I wouldn't be surprised if it took me two hours to do a four wheel brake job...

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  87. Re:Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by rhook · · Score: 1

    They also love to advertise systems as being on-sale, but when you get to the store all the unsealed ones are already gone so they will offer you one that has had the Geek Squad "optimizations" done to it, for a hefty price increase. I do not even see how this is legal under bait-and-switch laws.

  88. Re:Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by rhook · · Score: 1

    Maybe they have to charge $200 to stay in business... you know kinda like a plumber charges you $200 to unclog your toilet.

    Yeah, or you could be smart and just go buy a drain snake for under $30. They're good for more than just your toilet too.

  89. Confessions of a college computer tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I used to work in the computer repair shop in college.

    Let's just say that our shop computers had the most complete MP3 collection you'll ever see.

  90. One print page. by antdude · · Score: 1

    http://www.pcpro.co.uk/features/367345/confessions-of-a-computer-repairman/print (will prompt to print though).

    Bah to three pages. :P

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  91. It's easy to tell the difference by Nyder · · Score: 1

    Look, good computer repair people, will NOT want to fix your computer. They'll be busy, know what a hassle it is, try to avoid it.
    Fake/crappy/untrustworthy repair people will be happy to fix you computer, since they aren't going to do too much and collect money.

    and yes, this sounds like a joke, but it's not.

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  92. Re:Meh by Risen888 · · Score: 1

    You don't work in the business, do you?

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  93. Re:About time! by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Since they started messing with it, it hasn't stopped being fucked up in Chrome. Pretty much ever since the rounded corners.

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  94. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

    Protip: some people actually live in the real world.

    Of those people, we need some who have the strength to risk their home and comfort. This will help the whole workforce move on from the pathetic helplessness/slavery/only-following-orders mindset you seem already to have absorbed.

    Maybe you lack the courage and you shamelessly insist that everyone's like you, but there are lots of people who are hard up because they refuse to do something they consider immoral.

  95. Re:Meh by theArtificial · · Score: 1

    When I read the part about the door being kicked in I didn't interpret explode literally. More like an action packed word implying kicked in or flying open.

    Example: Crashing down the tree branch landed upon the ground.

    It's sounds more exciting than falling. I see how the poster's sentence could be interpreted as a breach charge after reading your reply but I think the word choice is appropriate for the telling of an entertaining tale fiction or not.

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  96. My stragegy against this: by drolli · · Score: 1

    Buy no computer for more than 250 -300Euro (laptops). I made good experiences with refurbished X2x/X4x thinkpads or cheap netbooks, which lasted a few years in average. When buying a computer make sure the hd is easily replacable, replace it by a new one. When its broken, remove the hd and throw away the rest. Dont buy support packs, these are ripoffs. Have done it once, and decided my time is too valuable to go to the procedures for getting a problem not fixed despite staying on the phone for 5 hours.

  97. Ethical Computer Repair by neurosine · · Score: 1

    An ethical computer repair person would never have to worry about child porn on a clients computer, because they would never look over the clients files. I'm not advocating child porn, but I've never searched through the personal files of a clients PC and felt good about it. I hate it when I have to browse their info at all. I've been asked by minions more than once what they should do when they've found questionable material. My suggestion was that they should not have been browsing that information in the first place, but now that they think they've found something, they should follow their conscience. You should never ever have to do this as a professional. It's certainly outside the scope of works...and you should not have been looking over the clients files anyway...you idiot.

  98. Vulnerable people everywhere: snake oil also... by fantomas · · Score: 1

    You'll find vulnerable and ignorant people everywhere. Wasn't it the Americans who came up with the expression "snake oil salesman"?

  99. Sony's silent hardware changes by Toby+The+Economist · · Score: 1

    I've had problems recently with Sony.

    I have a Vaio Z. Nice bit of kit. The fan began to die - getting very loud. I took the SSD out (for data privacy) and sent the laptop off for repair. The fan is replaced. Sony also indicate they have updated the BIOS.

    I get the laptop back, put the SSD back in... ...and Windows is SCREWED.

    Doesn't recognize the display, can't find the audio chipset, power management software thinks there's an optical drive attached. Oh and my 3G SIM which was in the motherboard has gone. Performance when running a game is now juddery (run - slight pause - run - slight pause) and I get abrupt lock ups about once every two or three days.

    Now, you tell me how a fan and BIOS change causes this? I think they changed the motherboard, because the fan is pretty integral to the motherboard; and Windows Does Not Like having the motherboard changed under it.

    Sony customer support has been worse than useless. I would have been better if I had never emailed them - I would be up the time I've wasted.

    Their response was, I kid you not, "in this situation we recommend you reinstall Windows".

    I wanted to get them to check was if the motherboard was actually changed. I couldn't get them to actually *acknowledge that question*. It was flat out ignored.

    Just beyond the pale.

    1. Re:Sony's silent hardware changes by tftp · · Score: 1

      I think they changed the motherboard, because the fan is pretty integral to the motherboard

      Makes lots of sense. They were within their rights to replace the m/b. But since you haven't provided the HDD they had no way to test and/or fix the Windows installation. They probably plugged one of their own HDDs for the test, and it worked.

      This is exactly the problem with "smart people" who come to a repair person and start telling him what is exactly wrong and how to fix this and that. The correct way to order repair is to provide the whole kit and say in most generic terms "it is noisy" or "it stops after 30 minutes" - they will figure out that the fan is dead, or if something else is wrong.

      I wanted to get them to check was if the motherboard was actually changed.

      Ok, the answer is "yes". Now what?

      Their response was, I kid you not, "in this situation we recommend you reinstall Windows".

      This is a correct response. Do you have a better alternative? Your old m/b is in the trash, and it could have ended up there because of a fan or because of a bad solder under a BGA or because of a million other reasons. Sony repaired the hardware. They can't be responsible for the software that you haven't provided to them.

      If I were in your shoes I would backup my data, and then restore the factory image over the SSD. This way they get none of my private data, and I am safe knowing that my data is right here, in a format that I can easily access. And Sony would have to make sure that your computer is 100% functioning before they ship it back. Besides, it is a good idea once in a few years to start fresh, as long as your backups are safe and secure.

    2. Re:Sony's silent hardware changes by Toby+The+Economist · · Score: 1

      > Makes lots of sense. They were within their rights to replace the m/b.

      The fan had a problem, not the motherboard and changing the motherboard will screw up Windows, so I don't think that's an okay thing for a repair center to do. It is not reasonable to expect users to install the OS and all their apps when a fan dies.

      > > I wanted to get them to check was if the motherboard was actually changed.
      > Ok, the answer is "yes". Now what?

      No. The question was never answered. The nearest answer - and this took four weeks, you understand - was "Sony repair are trustworthy; what they have written down on the repair sheet will be accurate". The point I was making was that what's on the repair sheet may be the list of repairs which were *supposed* to occur, and that any other changes which occurred in the course of those changes are - as a matter of policy - not listed.

      I am certain that they never checked if the mobo was changed, or that they know it was, but are refusing to admit that it occurred.

      > > Their response was, I kid you not, "in this situation we recommend you reinstall Windows".
      > This is a correct response. Do you have a better alternative?

      Yes. First, they apologise for screwing up my PC. Second, they stop changing motherboards when they don't have to, because of the costs it imposes on the end users.

      Oh and third, they find my 3G SIM. They'll find it, I think, in my motherboard...

      TBH the most aggreviating part of all this is how *arrogant* Sony are. They screwed up my laptop and their response is, literally, "we recommend in this situation you reinstall Windows". I mean, WTH?

      As it is, I have reinstalled Windows and the problems still exist. I had a dying fan. I sent my laptop back for a new fan. I now have a fixed fan but a broken motherboard. Sony will probably recommend that in this situation I send my laptop back to them for repair.

    3. Re:Sony's silent hardware changes by tftp · · Score: 1

      I certainly can understand that you aren't very happy with what happened. But the magic word LRU rules the repair business everywhere. If the support personnel can't remove and replace the fan without some soldering then it is not an LRU; the whole motherboard becomes it. The whole criteria of designating an assembly an LRU is the ease of replacement. Soldering is not welcome; connectors and latches are preferred.

      No. The question was never answered.

      I answered the question for you, simply to illustrate that the answer is worthless whatever it may be - it doesn't bring you any closer to the functioning laptop.

      The point I was making was that what's on the repair sheet may be the list of repairs which were *supposed* to occur, and that any other changes which occurred in the course of those changes are - as a matter of policy - not listed.

      You may be right there; but from Sony's point of view, as long as the computer is repaired all is well. I suspect the *hardware* is just fine; what may have happened is that they gave you a newer version of the motherboard. Motherboards have half-life of a few months only; after that you can't even get the ICs to assemble them - you have to move on. Sony probably ran out of original motherboards many moons ago.

      I am certain that they never checked if the mobo was changed

      It's very likely that the agent on the phone doesn't know what was changed, has no access to repair records, or there may be no such records in the first place. Accounting has to know, but not the tech support.

      Oh and third, they find my 3G SIM. They'll find it, I think, in my motherboard...

      Yes, that's why I guessed that they replaced the m/b. However every RTM instructions that I ever read say that you should remove all your custom additions from the product before sending it in. The repair person probably didn't even notice it as he was throwing the old m/b into trash. It's not in his work instructions. They do not repair m/b at that level; I don't even know if they repair them at all, considering that it's cheaper to make them than to repair them (it takes an engineer or a high level tech to repair, but the assembly is done by machines.)

      Sony will probably recommend that in this situation I send my laptop back to them for repair.

      That would be probably the best way to deal with the situation at this point. However you should send the whole kit, with the SSD. If you are worried about the personal data, either remove it (if it can be done reliably) or, as I said earlier, make a backup, test the backup, and then restore the SSD to the factory condition (from a DVD or from the restore partition.) If you still need to send the box in after all that then I don't see a reason why not.

  100. Viewpoint from the other side. by MBC1977 · · Score: 1

    I'll warrant that most people (if not all people on ./) probably would never need a computer repair tech to fix a computer. Sure I get that.

    My question becomes why does the majority feel that people should work for free or peanuts? Put another way: why should individuals or groups who don't know how to do task or can't be bothered to learn a task be entitled to free service?

    First, since a "service" is mostly an intangible, if I look at a computer for free and then inform a victim (not to be snarky) of exactly whats wrong with their computer (or any other product) and then tell them how much it will cost to get it fixed; I am asking for that customer to take their computer back, say thank you, and go to Joe Fixit (another competitor) down the block, with the required information needed to explain the problem and hammer down the cost of repair. Do this enough times and it does not even make sense to stay in business. Additionally, time is money, so for taking time out to look at the client's computer should compensate me for my time used.

    I could go on all day with this, but the bottom line is that: if one is ignorant and requires help (and it is not a life-threating situation), they should pay for it, or go purchase a book (or go to a class) and sweat through learning the intricacies of how to fix their problem.

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  101. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Ironhandx · · Score: 1

    There is a difference between courage and stupidity.

    Many Americans seem confuse the two constantly.

    Standing up for what you believe in is courage. Standing up for a minor issue that you believe is wrong at the drop of a hat when it could cause you to be jobless for a nice while is stupidity. The proper thing to do in that situation is to report the activity to someone further up the chain, if available. Otherwise just ignore it and look for a job elsewhere.

  102. Any service industry by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    has this same problem. The best way to fight it is with knowledge.

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  103. Re:Geek Squad. by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 2

    I think I will refrain from searching for that term thank you very much ;)

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  104. Re:Meh by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

    Allow me to agree and disagree. yes to being a pro, and I have never EVER looked at someone's files (I go so far as to tell them if they want me to back up their files they should be aware I may see file names during the backup so please don't be asking me to back up funky files) but as far as MSE? Meh.

    It is great if you already know what you are doing and aren't going to any dodgy sites, but home users? Avast free is a better choice, as it has web shield which scans pages before they load and will strip out nasty scripts like drive bys, has P2P and messenger protection, all in all I'd say it is a better AV and with both being 100% free (I'd never give a customer trialware crap) why not use the better solution?

    As far as NTBackup? If you want built in Windows 7 imaging backup is fine, personally I prefer to give my customers the free Paragon backup and recovery. Its solid, its free, it is reliable, it gives you a live CD option if the machine ever gets borked beyond booting, and if the customer has a USB HDD I'm happy to set it up to backup to it so they don't have to worry about HDD failures.

    I used to have this argument with my former boss all the time. he was one of those "give them just enough rope" types, that wouldn't patch it, no AV, just clean it, so they'd get boned later and have to pay him again, whereas I believe I've done my job if the ONLY reason they have to come to me is they want to upgrade the hardware. I give them either Dragon or Firefox for a browser, put in ABP so they don't get ads (which are a big source of infection) give them a full AV, I even ask if they'd like the "full package" at no extra charge and if they say yes they get the latest Flash, Klite codec so they can play any format, and Libre Office so they can edit word docs, and a PDF reader (Foxit) along with a PDF printer so they can easily save files offline without printing. Thanks to Ninite it takes no real time from me and gives them a nicer PC

    Between that and Comodo time machine which lets them just push F11 if they ever screw up the boot to restore from there, otherwise they can restore straight from Windows, makes it pretty damned hard to screw up a machine that I fixed. Sure I don't see these people again hardly ever, but I get enough referrals from their friends and family they send by to make the extra effort worth it. I'm quite proud to say many of my builds from a decade ago are still going, they just get passed down through the family as they age. Like I tell my new build customers "My machines won't be as cheap as a Dell, but you know what? MY machine will keep going past the warranty period." Just take pride in your work, treat folks right, and you'll get a good rep and with that comes the work.

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  105. Re:Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    45/3 = $15
    65/3 = $22
    85/3 = $28/hr

    Now you know how much the workers get paid. Welcome to business.

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  106. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    Haha, that's rich playing the "breaking the chains of oppression" card for a tech support job. I know, I know, 'from the smallest acorn comes the mightiest oak' etc, but come on - you're now clutching at straws because people called you on your naive statement that has the wash of "mom and dad's support mechanism" decision making.

    As for me, well you have no idea what I am like or what my circumstances are although you're clearly welcome to just assume. Suffice to say I've never actually worked a 9-5, but then I am also aware of the fortunate position I am in. Doesn't mean I'm unaware of others though, or that I think everyone is like me; on the contrary, I am well aware that not everyone is like me at all, and that we don't all have the same choices and circumstances available to us. In other words, I have lived in the real world and it's not as black and white as you like to make out from the no-natural-light basement room of your mom's house; at least, that's how your arguments sound.
      I did work as a door to door salesman for a few weeks because I had no choice and I had bills and rent to pay. It was the least comfortable thing I ever did because I absolutely disagreed with their sales tactics - especially preying on the elderly (we sold double glazing and other home improvements, often that were unnecessary). As soon as I was able, I left but I didn't have the luxury of simply walking away.

    Idealistic causes are all very well and good, as long as you can afford the food and shelter to fight them.

  107. Re:Meh by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    Thank you. I don't know why in the hell the guy would think "breaching charge" because I thought I was pretty clear when I said explode it was like "Blam!"as they slammed the door open and suddenly there are a dozen feds in full body armor and helmets with M16s right in my face. I thought the poor kid behind the counter was gonna piss himself.

    The funny part was the lead fed was actually annoyed at first that I wasn't sitting there shaking in my boots. I told him "I used to play three nights a week behind chicken wire. You do that for 6 months and you'll find you just don't startle easily anymore." But once he saw my card and saw I wasn't gonna act like an asshole or smart mouth him he was actually really decent about the whole thing. He let me stand there and watch them load up the gear, let me check out one of the counterfeit boxes of each version (like I said the Win98 and Win2K were spot on, I'd have never known, the hologram on XP was iffy though) and was even nice enough to tell me that there was gonna be a police auction of one of his partners (my boss ended up with a trailer load of nice parts and PCs they'd been using for their operation) and all and all was pretty decent about the whole thing. Just not the way one would expect to spend a Tuesday you know?

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  108. Re:Meh by Stellian · · Score: 2

    “I fell victim to a company that cold-called and fed me all the patter about viruses, and because I’m a computer Luddite they were phenomenally persuasive,” reported reader Cougar J. “I ended up going for their ‘Diamond’ option at £199.99. Now I’m petrified because I gave them all my credit card details and they also accessed my computer virtually.”

    To support parent, here is an example of a person who could have easily fall for a myriad other "persuasive" phone calls. I say 200 quid is a great bargain for a priceless piece of education: don't give your credit card number and personal details to random callers.
    Being a computer Luddite has nothing to do with it, it's plain old stupidity.

  109. Re:Meh by v1 · · Score: 1

    I'd say 90% of the time, it's an operator error that causes something to break. I doubt anyone here would contradict me.

    Depends on the platform. Some systems are just plain easier to break or require more attention from the user. The tech sitting across from me, for what he works on, I bet he would agree with that. But for me, it's approximately the other way around, I'd say about 90% of my repairs are failed components. (and no, that's not because the components are less reliable, they're roughly equal) What I work on just does a better job of maintaining itself and protecting the user from themselves.

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  110. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by rastos1 · · Score: 1

    (1) You don't need a family ...

    Erm. You mean I should get rid of them when I loose a job? Brilliant idea. Just kidding. You most likely mean that I should not marry and have children until I have enough savings to keep us afloat until our death. Yeah, that's what you meant for sure.

  111. And vacuum the dust out of the computer. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    If you're not a pulmonologist, stop breathing.

    And vacuum the dust out of your computer before going in for expensive repairs. (Yes I'm punning. And diverging from the thread.)

    Had a friend with a computer that was slowing down, especially after running for a bit. Concerned about virii, friend took it to Fry's for a professional cleanout. Also bought a plugin backup drive (and paid to have the machine backed up before de-worming) and a different brand of antivirus software (switching from one major brand to another). Dropped about the cost of a new computer cleaning out the old one.

    Turns out nothing suspicious was found on it. As the techie was handing it back (AFTER the bill had been paid) he mentioned that he'd vacuumed a lot of dust out of the CPU's heatsink and to try that again if it slows down again.

    Apparently the problem was just that the airflow was restricted by dust and, when the machine got to crunching, the CPU thermal sensors and OS software were turning down the clock speed. B-b This feature (slowing down rather than burning out) has been deployed for years now.

    So if the machine is slowing down, be sure to open the covers and give it a pass with the crevice tool before running up a big bill chasing possibly non-existent infections, failures, and configuration inadequacies.

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  112. Re:Geek Squad. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    "their extended warranties "service plans" are nothing but a joke and good luck getting your hardware fixed through it."

    I got my hardware fixed or replaced. I'm actually on my third free laptop, starting on a DV9000 and now I've got a DV7.

    That extra 300 was pretty much worth it since I knew what sort of unreliable hardware I was purchasing.

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  113. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Khyber · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Standing up for a minor issue "

    Bait and Switch is HARDLY a minor issue.

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  114. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

    you're now clutching at straws because people called you on your naive statement that has the wash of "mom and dad's support mechanism" decision making.

    No, you're just angry because you're not willing to make sacrifices that others are. If more people weren't fooled into thinking that they're only one paycheque away from death, it would be much harder to exploit people in general. Some people refuse the opportunity for comfort - even shelter - because of what they would have to do to retain it. That doesn't mean I expect anyone to choose this (yes, it is society's fault), nor does it mean that it's sensible for everyone to do so, but a healthy young man has much less to fear than he thinks.

    I did work as a door to door salesman for a few weeks because I had no choice and I had bills and rent to pay.

    What would have happened if you didn't pay those bills/rent? It sounds like you chose the easy, immoral option and you're hiding your own shame by shaking your fists in the air at those who wouldn't (and don't). Of course, you may have sabotaged your employer by deliberately performing "badly", i.e. being honest, in which case - bravo!

    [insert personal experience here]

  115. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

    You need to keep the job.
    Because you need to look after your family.
    Because you chose to have a family.

    Your free choices led to an immoral act. If you don't like reality, at best try to change it or make different choices. At worst accept the blame.

    But stop blaming others.

  116. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    What would have happened if you didn't pay those bills/rent? It sounds like you chose the easy, immoral option and you're hiding your own shame by shaking your fists in the air at those who wouldn't (and don't). Of course, you may have sabotaged your employer by deliberately performing "badly", i.e. being honest, in which case - bravo!

    What do you think would happen if I stop paying for food and shelter? I was subsisting at the time as it was and did not have the luxury of turning down work. It's very easy to take an idealistic stand from the comfort of your hypothetical armchair, but when you really *are* living paycheck to paycheck things are a little different. I am fortunate to live in a country with a reasonably good welfare state but as a relatively young single male I am pretty far down the totem pole, and even jobseekers' allowance is pretty thin when you have more than the most lean of expenses.

    You can talk all you want about "taking the easy way out" but its all so much hot air that I've heard before. You try living at the very thin end of the wedge and tell me how "easy" everything is.

    In what way am I "angrily shaking my fist" at "those who [don't take jobs they find immoral]"? At no point have I said that at all - my point is very clearly that not everyone has the ability to flippantly walk away from paying work. I applaud those who do 'take a stand', and envy those who can take that stand because they are well supported via other means (and my goodness the current generation is entitled), but don;t mistake that for being angry; it is merely an observation.

    If you haven't learned already because of your sheltered existence then you soon will, that not everyone is as fortunate as you are. If you have the luxury of turning down a job for any reason then congratulations, you are very fortunate. Don't pretend that the inability of others to do the same is in any way an indication of their moral failing.

  117. Re:Meh by Xeno+man · · Score: 2

    Easy for you to say but there is only so much time in the day to learn about everything, At some point you have to trust some people to just do their jobs. Say you run a small business and you need a few computers to to that. The only thing important is that you need the computers and you need them to work. Time spent learning about computer components and even basic trouble shooting to prevent being ripped off a few hundred dollars, is time that could be spent selling your product or service to new clients or customers to make thousands in profit.

    If you need some wiring done in your house, do you buy a book on basic wiring so you can check what the electrician did? If you need a plumber, do you learn basic plumbing code to is if your plumber is being lazy or trying to cheat you? If your car breaks down, do you spend hours in internet forums trying to get the internet to diagnose your problem before you take it to a mechanic?

    At some point you just need to trust people to do their job, other wise you need to do everything your self and that is just not piratical. Find people you can trust to do good work for you but sometimes that trust is misplaces. All this article does is show a few warning signs to look out for before you do trust someone.

  118. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    My god, I was joking about living in your mom's basement and never having seen the sun or provided for yourself, but now I see it's either totally accurate or you're trolling expertly.

    I wouldn't bet money on the latter.

  119. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

    You do realise there are whole movements of people who think it is immoral to have children in the first place, yes?

    Try to substitute reason for emotion for a moment.

  120. Re:Meh by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

    Yeah, let's blame the victim and not the douchbag that ripped them off.

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  121. Same Old Story by dasherjan · · Score: 1

    I’m not sure why this is news. Dishonest people/companies in the repair services such as auto-repair, HVAC, plumbing, insurance, etc have been doing things like this for a long time. I think the article would have been better if after listing the examples it then gave the common precautions people use to avoid the shysters.

  122. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

    and even jobseekers' allowance is pretty thin when you have more than the most lean of expenses.

    Which country? I'm hoping it's the UK because I know enough about the benefits system from helping others to know that it's perfectly possible to live off JSA + HB short term, the difficulty being bureaucracy which can be particularly challenging for the disabled (although those needing or providing significant care or mobility assistance will still get DLA/CA regardless of their employment status, at least until the Tories rape that in 2013). JSA even has terms in law to protect people who refuse a particular job for reasons of conscience or who face constructive dismissal. If you have problems or delays claiming anything and you really have zero to live on, the correct procedure is a short term interest-free crisis loan from the Social Fund.

    Anyone whining about JSA + HB being not enough for their lifestyle is demonstrating just how comparatively well off they are: many people over the last three decades have had to live at this "very thin end of the wedge" for months or longer while trying hard to find jobs in areas where supply of workers so far outstrips demand that they're wasting their time in sadistic ritual. Of course, living long term off benefits makes for a fairly miserable existence if you have no other sources of income or support - contrary to the opinions of the Daily Heil - but in the short term it's very doable for any healthy young man.

    Of course, I don't know enough about every Western welfare state, and yours may be a lot worse in others. The US is still pretty difficult to get assistance from by comparison with the UK, although parity is being approached from both sides.

  123. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    You are just ranting now, and pulling in edge-cases to further your trolling (I really hope it's trolling for your own sake, lest you eventually get hit in the face by the real world).

    "Reason" has nothing to do with it, since it's very clear that your argument has no foundation, that you lost the argument after the first round of replies from multiple people and are now scratching around desperately for something to make us all go "oh of course, I didn't think of that one tiny edge case, now everything is suddenly totally different from everything I ever experienced; we bow to the armchair quarterback".

    I'm not sure you're going to find it. My own argument comes from personal experience and good old fashioned learning.

    But hey, if you want me to be all "moral at the expense of safety and security" then you won't mind if I crash in your mom's basement? She can pay for my food, my heat, my power and my computer+net connection (since posting on slashdot seems to be part of all this), yes? As long as I'm doing it for "moral reasons".

  124. Re:Meh by geedubyoo · · Score: 1

    Actually I do pretty much always try to figure out how to do things myself. When I needed some wiring doing in my house I researched what needed to be done and realised that it would probably take more time to get a quote from an electrician than to actually do the work myself. The same thing applied to plumbing; I was astonished at how easy basic plumbing is - I re-plumbed my entire bathroom in about an hour.

    On the other hand, when my car needed work doing, I found out that the equipment required would cost more than getting the work done professionally, even if I was being over charged. Also, I don't like getting my hands dirty!

    If I needed my appendix removing I would trust a doctor, rather than try the operation myself. Probably.

  125. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

    Since birth rate has taken a dive in Western countries as people see that having children is a choice and not an obligation, it's hardly an edge case. It's just the precursor to the logical understanding that having a family is not a predestined burden but a free decision which comes with a slew of restrictions which you have put on yourself and you are responsible for.

    Also, about half a dozen of your posts are about accusing me (as a conduit for anyone who happens to disagree with you) of living in my mother's basement, being fortunate for having a loving family, etc. What issue is it that you really have, jo_ham? Are you angry at your mother over something? Did she neglect you when you called out for help? If the answers to any of these questions trouble you then I recommend that you ask for counselling as a first step to resolving whatever issue it is you have. Attacking me instead isn't going to do you any good - what I do from day to day means I get more difficult language in person from people who can't even help it, so even the harshest e-insult is pretty much meaningless to me.

  126. Re:Meh by swalve · · Score: 1

    To a man who only has a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

    Clearly, all you have is arrogance.

  127. Re:Meh by L0rdJedi · · Score: 2

    Personally I think high schools should allocate an afternoon to simple PC construction.

    Yeah, and I'm sure everyone will show up, not just the geeks.

    Do you think most of these people really even care to learn? No. They get pissed when they get ripped off and they'll remember the guy and the company for a long time, but they still don't care about how it works or how to troubleshoot it. Most people are like that and it's just a fact of life.

  128. Re:Geek Squad. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    For an extra $300, you might have bought reliable hardware from someone else...

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  129. Re:Meh by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

    And please for the love of all that is good QUIT GOING TO WORST BUY! Because I swear I've had to fix more horribly broken shit from them than from any other shop! So just ask around, an honest fixit guy is more than happy to give you references of past customers.

    The only problem with this bit of advice is that we keep telling people it, but they keep doing it anyway because they don't want to pay our rates. Then they get mad when it ends up coming out worse.

    I do computer repair on the side (I have a regular day job) and I constantly get people asking me about problems with their computer. They don't even have the computer with them yet they want the error explained and solved (they've written it down of course) so they can go home and fix it. I don't even bother trying to help them. And of course, there are people who want their machine fixed because they're a co-worker. They will actually bring their computer to work and ask if you can look at it. Most of the time I just tell them "Sure, after work and I usually bill X amount". Then I glance at it before giving them an estimate. Sorry folks, I am not your personal computer repair technician. It's rare for someone at work to ask about their home computer and be willing to pay to have it fixed.

    The only people that get a pass on that are the two owners of the company and the VP.

  130. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    Ah, and now you've taken the really quite obvious bait. My assumptions about your existence are just as valid as the ones you made in your original post; that is, almost certainly erroneous. It just serves to highlight the point all the more effectively that the world is not as cut and dried as a glib soundbite makes it out to be. "The poor are only poor because they don't work hard", "there's no such thing as being 'forced' to keep a job - you can simply leave!", "my personal circumstances apply to everyone, so if I don't need help then neither should my neighbour!".

    As it happens I have an excellent relationship with both of my parents, thanks for asking.

    Your point, when we boil right down to it, is that in the Western world, anyone can just leave their job at any time if they disagree with what's happening there (or for any reason) and be just fine and dandy. I am telling you (as are many others) that even with a welfare state that is simply not the case for a vast number of people.To think otherwise, in the face of blatant evidence to the contrary, is simply naive - as I stated originally.

  131. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

    Ah, and now you've taken the really quite obvious bait.

    No, you're just backpedalling in the classical Internet style.

    Your point, when we boil right down to it, is that in the Western world, anyone can just leave their job at any time if they disagree with what's happening there (or for any reason) and be just fine and dandy.

    Actually, I said nothing of the sort. What I said was that your employer does not make you do stuff, nor do you need a job to survive. I made a careful point through a careful choice of vocabulary which certainly does not necessarily lead to an assertion that things are "just fine and dandy" if you leave your job.

    Workers should stop regarding themselves as helpless pawns and understand that they have a gamut of choices available to them which, while in some cases leading to short term hardship, may in the long term benefit them and others. Everyone has the choice to discuss with their workmates, to bargain collectively, to whistleblow, to strike, to walk out, etc. The consequences are usually painful and sometimes untenable, but if the number of people who could afford long term to exercise them did exercise them then life would be much easier for the average human.

    I'm not expecting everyone to have the courage to do this. Maybe you don't, and I accept that. But you're doing something worse: you are standing up for cowardice by painting a false dichotomy.

    As it happens I have an excellent relationship with both of my parents

    Your obsessive critique of the stereotypical basement dweller followed by an overcompensating announcement of the "excellent relationship" you have with your parents suggests otherwise.

    Anyway, we're all human, love ya really. :-)

  132. Re:Meh by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

    Not even close. If the repairman removes SOME of the RAM, then the computer will continue to function afterwards. The engine renders the card completely inoperable.

    For a car analogy, it'd be more akin to the repair guy swapping out a V8 that someone brings in with a lower power/cost V6. A lot of people might not know the difference from a quick inspection - even in using it "something" might be a little off but it might not be immediately obvious what it is.

    All in all, the established relationship we have is that in all things, the people that use them typically aren't expected to know how to fix them.

    Here, most of us know how to fix a computer so it's easy to point and say "LOL - noobs!", but realistically the rest of us likely have cars, refridgerators, dish washers, washing machines, televisions, etc that we would have absolutely no clue how to repair if they broke. That doesn't make those people idiots - it just means that those items fall outside of their skill set.

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  133. Re:Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by Xeranar · · Score: 1

    The only problem with that is that most computer servicing isn't worth $20/hr, atleast not at the relative level of service. When you're sitting here unraveling a bitch of a virus or replacing their MB I can understand that rate goes but otherwise cut that rate in about half for most services. Especially since most technicians are associate degree holders or just certificate holders, academic degree creep or not most techs aren't that certified to touch PCs. I've had my video card replaced twice in my laptop from Dell due to it being from the faulty Nvidia group. I could easily have replaced it but I had to wait for a tech for warranty reasons. If I had it off warranty it would have cost $100 for him to show up for 15 minutes of work. The prices are exorbitant because it is a young industry still. It's just now creeping over about 10 years old as a real service and people don't understand the value yet. In another 5-10 years the prices and rogue repairmen will calm down I suspect.

  134. Son, I am disappoint. by johnwbyrd · · Score: 1

    Slashdot, really: we ARE real engineers, unlike the Geek Squad type places; we KNOW how to fix computers; so posting yet another article on how lesser engineers are unreliable, immoral and unable to fix problems that we're able to fix... That is basically the ongoing and constant story of our professional lives. Please, editors, keep in mind your audience when you're choosing articles for slashdot. Thank you.

  135. Re:Meh by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 1

    I write and maintain the website for a tile import business, and work in the shipping department, and keep the computers and server up and running. Not business in the sense you mentioned, but a business.

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  136. Re:Meh by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 1

    You have sparked my curiosity. What do you work on?

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  137. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    And in your argument, despite your "careful choice of vocabulary" you are ignoring a major part of the issue that while people are not literally forced do things at their job that they may not agree with on moral grounds, they may not have a choice in a practical sense. You then further compound this by labelling anyone who "doesn't have the courage" (ie, who might not be able to so easily give up the job - because that is what is at stake her - you either do the job, get fired or quit at the level we are talking) as a "coward" when it is just not that simple.

    I am sure there are some who just surf along under the radar and don;t rock the boat through cowardice, but there are an equal or (in my experience) a much greater number of those who are simply stuck with their lot. It is not as simple as merely not doing something you disagree with in our example of a tech support role, or a salesman, or a janitor in a planned parenthood clinic / tea party headquarters, BNP Village Fete coordinator / Mosque window cleaner etc etc.

    The welfare state ostensibly looks after everyone when they need it, but it is not always so clear cut or available in time.

    Also, note no back-pedalling - simply a restatement of my "wild assumption" bait until you took it. Back pedalling would be an attempt to reframe my argument - the fact that it happens to correlate with my assessment that you are naive in your outlook on this issue is merely useful coincidence, although your argument *is* rooted in the safety of someone who has a security net to fall into if they're faced with a choice like this. You just conveniently ignore that not everyone has that available to them when making your argument that "technically" people aren't forced, and thus it mist clearly and unambiguously be a demonstration of cowardice with no other possible explanations.

  138. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

    In a practical sense, most young, healthy men living in the UK do have the choice to quit a job on the grounds that their employer was asking them to do something outrageous like cold-call vulnerable people and lie to or bully them to sell products.

    If such people choose to continue when their conscience begs them otherwise and the consequences are not drastic then they are cowards. It may be painful to hear yourself being called a coward but the truth isn't always kind.

    N.B. Having to ask for support from the state is not drastic. Being behind on your rent is not drastic. Even having to sleep rough a couple of nights until suitable temporary accommodation can be arranged is not the end of the world if you are a healthy young man, though it's certainly not easy. Even the most conservative estimate puts the number of households (being single/partnership plus optional children) in England either living rough or in temporary accommodation around 70,000. But reaching such a stage usually means a pre-existing mental health problem, deinstitutionalisation being a euphemism for leaving the mentally ill to starve - a healthy young man is statistically usually able to call on the support of the welfare state and follow its procedures if nothing else is available to him.

    Your last paragraph is such madly and badly written handwaving that I'm not even going to try to fully decipher it. Something about telling me a hundred times that the only reason I tell people to be courageous is because I'm a basement dweller... then telling me that calling me a basement dweller was actually a really clever way of saying something else. No sale.

  139. Re:Meh by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    Do you think most of these people really even care to learn? No. They get pissed when they get ripped off and they'll remember the guy and the company for a long time, but they still don't care about how it works or how to troubleshoot it. Most people are like that and it's just a fact of life.

    You act as though you think it's unreasonable to be "like that."

    Honestly, if you have enough money to hire somebody to fix your computer for you and you still do it yourself anyway, you are a geek. Period. For most people -- even technically-savvy people -- there is nothing fun or rewarding about cleaning up a wrecked computer. Life's too short, and there are too many other interesting things worth doing.

    The real problem is that most people who take a computer in to the shop expect that the people who will be attempting to fix it will be at least as competent as your average auto mechanic. Most are not. I've heard all kinds of crackpot theories, dumb advice, and outright lies that were told to my non-geek friends by computer repair types. There really ought to be some kind of certification, but I'll be damned if I know how to create one and have it mean anything.

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  140. Re:Meh by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    The problem is that most people (well, the vast majority of Americans, and probably UKers, too, and Asians for that matter, what with the "rice bowl" and "the nail that sticks out gets hammered down") are not naturally curious.

    Oh, that's such bullshit.

    Q: Have you ever wondered what a wasp's nest looks like on the inside?
    A: Sure, I guess.
    Q: Great! You are one of the few naturally curious people left in the world. I happen to have a wasp's nest right here, would you like to stick your head in it?

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  141. Re:Meh by PCM2 · · Score: 2

    Knowing how pipes fit together isn't that difficult either. Again, a basic knowledge of plumbing doesn't take very long to learn.

    And yet, if you set out to re-do all the plumbing in your house with the understanding that plumbing is really nothing but knowing how to fit pipes together, you're in for a big surprise the first time you flush the toilet.

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  142. Re:Meh by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    Avast free is a better choice, as it has web shield which scans pages before they load and will strip out nasty scripts like drive bys, has P2P and messenger protection, all in all I'd say it is a better AV and with both being 100% free (I'd never give a customer trialware crap) why not use the better solution?

    I'd say "better" in this respect is somewhat subjective. Your description of Avast sounds too resource-hungry and intrusive for my own needs. I also find MSE's interface to be that much more brain-dead simple, which in this context is probably a good thing. But I don't see how it really matters either way; you and the GP are essentially giving the same advice.

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  143. Re:Meh by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    Knowing how to check your RAM isn't like knowing how to rebuild your car engine.

    Depends what you mean by "check your RAM." If you mean opening a control panel to find out how much RAM you actually have, sure. But if you mean actually swapping out their RAM or adding more, I really do think that's beyond most people. Haven't you ever seen people with three keys missing on their laptop keyboard and a crack in the case and wondered how somebody could spend $1,000 on something and still treat it that way? Asking those people to plug in a USB cable is one thing; asking them to plug in a DIMM is another.

    You're also probably coming from the bias of having built your PC yourself. Some of the cases they use to build consumer off-the-shelf PCs from Best Buy etc. do not make it easy to swap out the hard drive, let alone RAM.

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  144. Re:Meh by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    Totally agree. Just a few weeks ago I was having trouble with my video card. One monitor wouldn't power up right, then it would, but it wouldn't get the right resolution, etc. I tried every combination of re-loading a System Restore point, re-installing drivers, swapping out cables ... then one afternoon I went to reboot the machine, heard a sharp "Snap!" and a little plume of greyish smoke came out of the back of my PC. The machine kept booting, but neither monitor would light up. "Aaaaaah, so that was it!" These things just happen.

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  145. Re:Meh by ambrosen · · Score: 1

    Or buy a non-consumer laptop.

  146. Re:Meh by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

    This wasn't a story about the ability to build computers or other electronics. This car analogy is not a comparison of two similar themes. You're making an analogy between users who don't notice RAM that's suddenly missing (requires basic technical knowledge) and the mechanical skill it takes to rebuild a modern car engine (requires advanced mechanical and technical knowledge). That isn't instructive or edifying; it's misleading though it's an easy mistake to make.

    I'd answer it by saying I wouldn't know how to rebuild my car's engine, but if a repair shop removed it and replaced it with a significantly inferior engine without telling me, I would notice. I think that's a fair analogy to removing a stick of RAM.

    Really? I wouldn't know for a second if they dropped in an older engine or a slightly smaller one. More to the point, it wouldn't even occur to me to look. If it were significantly inferior, fine, I would notice, but that's not an appropriate analogy. I wouldn't call 2 GB significantly inferior to 3 GB if you're not doing a lot of RAM intensive stuff. Hell, I only run into paging problems on my work computer when I have large Inventor assemblies open with a few tabs of Firefox, etc.

    I wouldn't notice if they changed my oil, but used a cheaper grade than what I asked for. In the computer world, you can get different brands, speeds, and quality RAM. Hell, I don't even know where to find the speed of the RAM on this old PowerBook G4 besides looking on the actual stick.

    I do think you're absolutely right about the ethics bit. It reminds me of the Ron Paul schtick about heroine. Good people wouldn't do bad things even if there were no rules prohibiting them.

  147. Re:Meh by causality · · Score: 1

    The problem is that most people (well, the vast majority of Americans, and probably UKers, too, and Asians for that matter, what with the "rice bowl" and "the nail that sticks out gets hammered down") are not naturally curious.

    Oh, that's such bullshit.

    Q: Have you ever wondered what a wasp's nest looks like on the inside?
    A: Sure, I guess.
    Q: Great! You are one of the few naturally curious people left in the world. I happen to have a wasp's nest right here, would you like to stick your head in it?

    So anytime you are curious about anything, you must always satisfy that curiosity in the most stupid, unsafe manner possible then? There are no intermediary steps such as reading a book, looking up a Wikipedia entry, doing a Google search? If you really insist on hands-on learning, there's no ability to obtain a beekeeper's suit and then open the nest? Just have to expose oneself to the high probability of preventable injury, then, because there's no other way? That's the real "bullshit".

    You haven't responded to a single thing Nutria mentioned. You merely reject common sense and think that maybe this will be relevant. It isn't.

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  148. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Oh, please.

  149. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    No, read it carefully - it is well stated.

    We'll bullet point it.

    * You claimed no one was forcing people to do things they didn't want to do in their job.
    * I suggested it wasn't that simple, since not everyone has the luxury to risk their income on ideology.
    * you suggested that yes, you totally should and that anything other than rigidly adhering to your own morals in the course of your low paying job was "cowardice"
    * I suggest this is a naive outlook since people's circumstances often leave them with little option.
    * You handwave away family commitments, calling them "optional" and "you chose to have them, so it's your own fault"
    * You suggest that being homeless, even briefly, is preferable to putting up with a bad employer while you attempt to find better employment.
    * You suggest that the welfare state will adequately take care if you in a timely fashion (I assure you, it does not - hooray for red tape, however don;t let this be an indicator that I am against it, I am so left leaning my right foot is not load bearing).
    * My suggestion that your view is somewhat blinkered, and that every person who doesn;t immediately walk away from a moral issue with their employer is a coward is a vastly, vastly simplistic viewpoint that ignores a large amount of evidence to the contrary is ignored or handwaved away.

    Let's face it, your original comments were absurdly simplistic and naive and you got called on them, by more than just me, and you've been trying to dig your way out of it ever since.

  150. Re:Meh by Risen888 · · Score: 1

    I work in the end user business, but I bet we're dealing with the same commodity crap. I would say that the majority of the time it's just shit parts. Cheap power supplies, underpowered fans, shit like that. It's amazing how many motherboards I've seen scorched because some manufacturer was too cheap to put on another $0.03 worth of heat sink compound. Sometimes I get the gems like "somebody dropped a bowling ball on the laptop," but honestly most people lack the skill to really break something. That takes a professional :)

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  151. Re:Meh by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    I take it you haven't tried it? I've found it actually uses less resources than MSE, as it doesn't use the extra shields if you aren't running an app that would require them. For example no P2P app? No P2P shield running. Its defaults are pretty much "plug and play" and the only thing I ask folks is if they want the voice or not. Some think its cool that Avast will "talk" instead of beeping and bonging when it finds something, others prefer the quiet of a pop up only.

    So you should really give it a try, its free, its easy, doesn't slam the CPU, all in all a nice app. And I don't think we are giving the same advice as I've found MSE to be more like ClamWin whereas Avast is more like a HIPS system. With MSE it won't say anything if you have missed a scan, hell it won't say anything if you don't update it for several days either if you have the notification not set to always be visible in Vista/7 whereas Avast will tell you with a pop up and voice if you'd like "I'm not able to update, please check connection" or "Your regular scan was missed, would you like to run it now?" I've also noticed that MSE, at least in my experience, isn't really great at dealing with JavaScript nastiness, whereas Avast works like a HIPS and scans the page BEFORE it loads, thus keeping drive bys away. It is a subtle difference but an important one IMHO.

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  152. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Nutria · · Score: 1

    Fear of lawsuits costs this economy *trillions* of dollars. The whole asbestos abatement fiasco, for example.

    A few thousand men live in a man-made asbestos dust storm for decades and get cancer and win a huge lawsuit. Now, every speck of every type of asbestos, no matter where it is, is treated like god damned ebola.

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  153. Re:Meh by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    We were halfway there with the first iMac. Putting in more memory was a matter of using a coin to open a little hatch and then putting the memory right into the slots underneath. Apple since moved to designs where it isn't so simple....

    It's still almost that simple, except now you need a Philips screwdriver instead of a coin. (Considering that I pay for everything with a card, I'm more likely to have a Philips screwdriver than a coin anyway, so I think that's an improvement!)

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  154. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    I just meant naming his employer as an AC is unlikely to incur legal trouble. People have openly bad mouthed their former employers here loads of times, and not as AC.

  155. Re:Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by mjwx · · Score: 2

    Then they got matching Macbooks. No problems since

    Ever since my mum's computer became useless, I've had no problems either.

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  156. Re:Meh by v1 · · Score: 1

    You have sparked my curiosity. What do you work on?

    Macintosh. I try to avoid mentioning it because the trolls come out in force screaming "fanboy!" no matter what I say.

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  157. Re:Meh by AdeBaumann · · Score: 1

    Honestly, if you have enough money to buy fish and still go fishing...
    ...if you have enough money to eat out and still cook...
    ...if you have enough money to go to a barber and still shave...

    ...then you either enjoy the activity or reckon it's not worth spending money on. Nothing wrong with either option.

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  158. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

    Your summary is vaguely good, but for some reason you insist upon flourishing each of my points while ignoring the detail. Consider:

    - I didn't say that family commitments (related to having a kept man/woman or making babies) were optional once in place: I just indicated that you are to blame for them in the first place. If you feel you must do something immoral to help the child you decided to have then the fault lies with you. There is no special exemption for having children which makes following decisions "for the sake of the child" somehow exempt from moral judgement. Your child is no more important in society than the adult you harm with your immoral decision.

    - I made it clear several times that my point applies to healthy young men (or women, usually). I acknowledged that there were occasionally untenable consequences of voluntarily raising a fuss when in a bad job. But mostly it's about a person who could suffer temporary hardship and uncertainty being too scared to suffer temporary hardship and uncertainty, and in doing so harming his lot and the lot of his fellow man. Organise, unionise, resist!

    - I posted in detail about the UK benefits system, acknowledging the bureaucratic difficulties and explaining one of several things to do if you're in immediate trouble. I particularly focused on the difficulties experienced by the disabled - those with very obvious/"visible" conditions tend to receive help, while those with mild problems can usually handle themselves; there is an in-between of people with complex, fluctuating decisions such as depression where obtaining financial help (and NHS help) can be much more difficult.

    - The horror of being briefly homeless is often overestimated by those who have never had experience with homelessness. Lots of people get through it. It is tough but it will not kill a healthy young man. If it scares you so much, it's possible that you've never experienced it and you're in some emotional "anything but that!" mentality.

    - I didn't suggest immediately walking away. My first post was trying to correct an attitude, not instruct. I began it, "They made you?" to highlight that you have other options than following orders. In later posts, I clarified that you can discuss, organise, whistleblow, strike, etc.

    Internet extremism in argument aside, I think we agree on the fundamental points. You're frustrated that I appear to be shouting "workers are cowards!", rightly pointing out that sometimes the worker is in a very difficult situation. But the worker can only win by showing strength and willingness to face manageable hardship through actions which, in the long term, improve his conditions and the conditions of people like him. Only then shall we not be moved.

  159. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Methuseus · · Score: 1

    And many in this world are hard-up because they take a stand for everything, and, thus, don't get along with anyone willing to pay them a salary. Sometimes you have to choose your battles. Sometimes you can lose your house, car, and job all at once, and not be able to find a job because you have no phone, or resume, etc.

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  160. Re:Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by Methuseus · · Score: 1

    Haha, I did just this about a month ago. Drain was slow as shit and the liquid plumber didn't work. Got a snake for about $20 and found a bunch of hair wrapped around a bottle cap that fell down the drain. Took less than 5 minutes with the snake, would have cost at least $100 or so for a plumber.

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  161. Re:Sadly the scammers make it hard for legit busin by CmdrPorno · · Score: 1

    After completing the job even though I had explained my rates up front she started complaining about how much higher my rates were than the guy that messed up her computer before.

    I explain it like this: The last guy who worked on the machine was incompetent or dishonest and that caused or contributed to the present problem. I now have to discover and undo everything he did before I can even get started actually fixing your current problem, so yes, it's going to take much longer the first time I work on your machine, compared to a machine from a repeat customer that I've worked on in the past.

    The corollary to this, which should be obvious, is that if they have the incompetent guy come for something after I've worked on the machine, and he screws everything up again, I will explain that the incompetent guy and I have very different approaches to our trade, and that it's simply not cost effective for them to be using more that one IT person. I let the incompetent guy have these customers--they deserve each other.

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  162. Re:Meh by Applekid · · Score: 1

    So anytime you are curious about anything, you must always satisfy that curiosity in the most stupid, unsafe manner possible then?

    I prefer to satisfy my curiosity by watching a YouTube video of someone satisfying their curiosity in the most stupid, unsafe manner possible.

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  163. Re:Trustworthy repairmen? There Aren't Any... by rhook · · Score: 1

    If that was a sink you could have just removed the trap under the sink.

  164. Re:I have first-hand experience with this by Ironhandx · · Score: 1

    On a scale of possible business issues, bait and switch of one processor for a slightly slower one is pretty damned close to the bottom of the barrel. Its above bad health insurance and required to pay into but useless work pension plans but only just barely.

  165. Re:Meh by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    With MSE it won't say anything if you have missed a scan

    Sure it will.

    hell it won't say anything if you don't update it for several days either

    I believe it will, but why on earth would you disable the automatic updates? Windows Update will prompt you to install the latest updates when it runs, but even if you choose not to install them, MSE has its own update mechanism and they get installed anyway.

    I've also noticed that MSE, at least in my experience, isn't really great at dealing with JavaScript nastiness, whereas Avast works like a HIPS and scans the page BEFORE it loads, thus keeping drive bys away. It is a subtle difference but an important one IMHO.

    Yeah that's the part that sounds too intrusive. I don't need an AV program slowing down every Web page I try to load. But like I said, it's a matter of preference. I don't think the average user really needs a HIPS running on their workstation.

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  166. Re:Meh by goarilla · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I get the gems like "somebody dropped a bowling ball on the laptop," but honestly most people lack the skill to really break something. That takes a professional :)

    Or a klutz with a bowling ball :D

  167. Re:Geek Squad. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    And still be out of date instead of current with newest technology.

    No thanks.

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  168. Charging to install freeware by improfane · · Score: 1

    If you're charging to install freeware that's practically the same thing.

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