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DOJ Could Ban Texas Flights Over Anti-Patdown Law

hellkyng writes "The Department of Justice may ban flights from Texas because of the Anti-Patdown law making its way through the legal system. Says Rep. David Simpson, 'Someone must make a stand against the atrocities of our government agents.' Should be interesting to see if Texas can pave the way for grope-free flying fun."

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  1. Update on this story by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 5, Informative

    As of earlier today, the law's main sponsor, Dan Patrick, R-Houston, said the law is dead after support for the law collapsed.

    http://www.click2houston.com/news/28032459/detail.html

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    1. Re:Update on this story by divide+overflow · · Score: 1

      As of earlier today, the law's main sponsor, Dan Patrick, R-Houston, said the law is dead after support for the law collapsed.

      http://www.click2houston.com/news/28032459/detail.html

      Wow...this story became a non-story tout suite!

    2. Re:Update on this story by guruevi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What do you mean collapsed? I think 99% of Americans would support this. Oh, you mean support by the few people that make decisions and can easily be bought.

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    3. Re:Update on this story by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Have you read the law so you can reasonably speculate whether people would support it?

    4. Re:Update on this story by Omega+Hacker · · Score: 2

      And here I was thinking that Texans had a spine. Silly me.

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    5. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Collapsed within the Senate, who all cowered in fear at the TSA's threat.

    6. Re:Update on this story by Noughmad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The people won't read it either. The contents of a law have very little correlation to people's support for it.

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    7. Re:Update on this story by MooseTick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      you are mistaken. Most people believe the pat downs make them safer. I bet half would not approve if eliminating them. It doesn't matter if it is true or not, just the perception.

    8. Re:Update on this story by Wovel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Too bad our lawmakers are so spineless. That is a battle the FAA would lose. The TSA has done nothing to make us more secure. Every attempted airline incident has been stopped by passengers and/or air marshals. I am sure they would say you just don't here about all the good stuff they do. I say BS.

    9. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why do we even have states anymore? If they're not going to stand up to the federal government, what's the point? I wish more state legislatures had the guts to stand up to federal incursions on our freedom.

    10. Re:Update on this story by Maltheus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, apparently "everything is bigger in Texas" does not include balls.

    11. Re:Update on this story by Lifyre · · Score: 2

      What a shame. I was really looking forward to seeing how this would have played out. Texas would be a great place for this kind of challenge too. They're big enough and important enough that not only would this cause HUGE issues across the country but people might care. If a place like Vermont did it not many people would notice.

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    12. Re:Update on this story by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      You'd be wrong. Many Americans are either ambivalent (it can't hurt...) or outright supportive (we can't let the terr'ists win!), ignoring the fact that every loss of personal liberty does hurt and that changing our way of life *is* a victory for them. Of course what they really are is irrationally afraid, but it's unpatriotic not to be afraid these days. The biggest irony is that our leaders can on the one hand tell us we have to fight the terrorists who hate our freedom while on the other hand restricting that very freedom.

    13. Re:Update on this story by dynamo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not even the perception, sir, unless you happen to work at the TSA and are paid to pretend that you think what you do for a living makes any positive difference whatsoever.

    14. Re:Update on this story by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      The TSA has done nothing to make us more secure. Every attempted airline incident has been stopped by passengers and/or air marshals.

      You mean the Federal Air Marshals employed by the TSA, right?

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    15. Re:Update on this story by GlassHeart · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think 99% of Americans would support this.

      I don't think you can get 99% of Americans to agree that the earth isn't flat.

    16. Re:Update on this story by Gunnut1124 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We tried, what did you do?

      I was actually contacted to give testimony to the state legislature about this by the ALCU (never got to). After a number of written complaints, action was taken and a bill set in motion... Too bad that the weak spineless reps didn't have the guts to follow through. The DOJ needs an overhaul after this mess.

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    17. Re:Update on this story by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      I find it very hard to believe that the average American thinks the TSA pat-downs and porno-scans make them any safer at all. I can think of 10 ways to cause mayhem despite the TSA right off the top of my head, and I'm not trying. What a terrorist wouldn't do would be to try the exact same method that was tried before, ie: bomb in the shoe, etc. And that is exactly what the TSA is looking out for.

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    18. Re:Update on this story by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1, Insightful

      US out of NORTH AMERICA!

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    19. Re:Update on this story by cpu6502 · · Score: 0, Troll

      >>>Most people believe the pat downs make them safer.

      Most people are stupid if they think Naked X-ray Scanners and/or penal-breast groping is a good idea. It's also unconstitutional if the plane does not cross international lines, since the US Congress has been granted zero authority to forbid travel by airplane (or train, or car, or wagon). Read Amendments 9 and 10.

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    20. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrorists don't have our freedom. Generally, they hate the way they perceive the USA / western world is treating their own country / people. Loss of personal liberty is not a victory for terrorists. It's arguably a victory for those in power, since the less power the people have, the longer those in control can stay in power and the more power they have.

    21. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Apparently your knowledge base is missing decades of commerce clause jurisprudence.

    22. Re:Update on this story by Script+Cat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Don't mess with Texas!... er.um unless your a federal agency.

    23. Re:Update on this story by stevelinton · · Score: 1

      How do you know how many plots have been abandoned because the plotters couldn't work out a reliable way past TSA screening?

      I don't know either, and it might be none, but you appear to know that it is none.

    24. Re:Update on this story by interkin3tic · · Score: 2
      It's just as well, judging from a quote in TFA:

      "All that HB 1937 does is require that the TSA abide by the Fourth Amendment to the US Constitution," Simpson continued. "We aren't even prohibiting the pat-downs, per se. We're just saying you can't go straight to third base. You have to have a reason-you have to have probable cause-before groping someone's sexual organs."

      If I want to go right to oral sex without obtaining probable cause, I should be able to dammit!

      Stepping up exactly one level of seriousness: I hope Rep. Simpson wasn't exactly clear on what "third base" actually entailed. If there are going to be new TSA regulations actually involve "third base" and they don't hire new gate agents...

    25. Re:Update on this story by cpu6502 · · Score: 1, Troll

      FIX:

      Congress has been granted zero authority to forbid [internal domestic] travel by airplane or train, or car, or wagon. Read Amendments 9 and 10.

      This is what happens when you kill the federalist system and replace it with a central oligarchy that exercises power without limits. You lose freedom as the voice of the People is no longer heard in the thousand-mile distant capitol city, and the central leadership cares more about gaining power than service to their bosses (us).

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    26. Re:Update on this story by Dracos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thereby making the TSA, by definition, terrorists.

    27. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for contributing to the regain of civil liberties. The country would be a better place with more people willing to act.

    28. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because there are a lot of stupid Americans.

      Oh, was that the point you were trying to make? No wonder this was marked informative.

    29. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We tried, what did you do?

      I did the only thing I could, stopped flying all together...

    30. Re:Update on this story by obarthelemy · · Score: 1, Funny

      i usually have to pay to be "patted", i'll be glad to get one for free !

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    31. Re:Update on this story by TemperedAlchemist · · Score: 1

      It's a cube man. A cube.

    32. Re:Update on this story by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 1

      You are mistaken. Most people are three-toed hermaphrodites.

      See, just because you say it, doesn't make it true. Supporting evidence always helps.

      The last number I could find was 50% for supporting patdowns, even less for frequent fliers.

      http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/abc-news-washington-post-poll-air-travel-security/story?id=12215139

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    33. Re:Update on this story by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Too bad that the weak spineless reps didn't have the guts to follow through. The DOJ needs an overhaul after this mess.

      So does the legislature. Remember this when election time comes.

    34. Re:Update on this story by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      It does, as long as the balls you're talking about are truck nutz.

    35. Re:Update on this story by Dracos · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Before the Civil War, people referred to the US as a collective, "the United States are...". Afterward, there was a shift to the singular, "the United States is...".

    36. Re:Update on this story by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Wovel obviously means that the security screeners have not enhanced security one bit. He's right. In fact, it's probably easier to sneak a weapon or a bomb on a plane today than it was before 9/11.

    37. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean collapsed?

      The bill had near unanimous support before the letter from the DOJ was issued. It passed with overwhelming support out of the house, then unanimous support out of committee in the senate. While the bill was waiting for 11hrs to be brought up on the senate floor, what was overwhelming support (30 out of 31 senators) dwindled to about half a dozen votes after the letter arrived mid-afternoon. Sen. Patrick, rather than have the vote and let the bill die die to a no vote, pulled it to try to rally support again at some later time.
      Don't you just love politics?

    38. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean collapsed? I think 99% of Americans would support this. Oh, you mean support by the few people that make decisions and can easily be bought.

      It is not the general person... it is the Texas Legislature that has folded under the threat of the DOJ. Banning all flights from Texas would put a severe hurt
      on the Texas economy and the Legislature blinked.

    39. Re:Update on this story by wurp · · Score: 3

      No, you appear to assume the default is that we should allow invasive procedures based on unsupported assertions.

      We don't have to show that their unsupported assertions are false. They have to show that there is supporting evidence, and then, based on that evidence, we could pass an amendment to the constitution saying that it's OK to violate the 4th amendment rights. Until then, it's not just a gross violation of my rights, it's a gross violation based on hot air.

    40. Re:Update on this story by Pharmboy · · Score: 0

      Interstate commerce clause trumps the 9th and 10th. At least that is what the courts will say, and they may be correct. That said, I support states telling the feds to fuck off, as that is the only thing that gets them to reconsider stupid regulations that do NOT make flying safer.

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    41. Re:Update on this story by cpu6502 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Dear Lover of 1984-Style Government (aka, a liberal):

      I'm aware of the jurisprudence, but I just don't care. You presume the Court is the final arbiter, but there is nothing in the constitution about it. Their job is to review CASES, not to overturn laws duly passed by the Congress and signed by the Executive. According to Thomas Jefferson the final arbiter is the Will of the People, as represented by their State Legislators, from which all just power derives, and as assigned by Constitutional Convention. Furthermore THE WRITTEN LAW matters the most, not the mere *opinons* of nine old (and unelected) oligarchs on the Supreme Court have opined. The Law says Congress shall not exercise powers never granted to it.

      "The germ of dissolution of our federal government is in the constitution of the federal judiciary: an irresponsible body, (for impeachment is scarcely a scare-crow,) working like gravity by night and by day, gaining a little to-day and a little tomorrow, and advancing its noiseless step like a thief, over the field of jurisdiction until all shall be usurped from the States, and the government of all be consolidated into one.

      "To this I am opposed; because, when all government, domestic and foreign, in little as in great things, shall be drawn to Washington as the centre of all it will render powerless the checks provided of one government on another and will become as venal and oppressive as the government from which we separated." - Letter to Charles Hammond, August 18, 1821, Thom. Jefferson.

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    42. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do or do not -- there is no try.

    43. Re:Update on this story by OctaviusIII · · Score: 1

      FIX FIX:

      Congress has been granted zero authority to forbid [intra-state] travel. Interstate, on the other hand, is most assuredly commercial and, therefore, under their jurisdiction. However, the health, wellbeing, and security of the people is the authority of the Feds and, whether or not patdowns work, this is an attempt to fulfill those mandates.

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    44. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I know. I literally have not flown anywhere since 9/11. I consider it a matter of principle to keep up with my little boycott. Whenever it is mentioned in my family, they say "oh, you don't like to fly". I say "no, I would love to fly, I just refuse to do all the stupid shit I have to do before I get on a plane". And their response is always to cock their heads like dogs learning a new word.

      It's been 10 years of this, and they still find it easier to think I'm a giant pussy who doesn't want to fly, rather than accept the idea that maybe all those security checks are completely pointless. If you've *had* to fly since 9/11, you've pretty must just accepted this and gone on with your life. But to someone who still tries to do the right thing even if no one will ever notice or care, it sucks.

    45. Re:Update on this story by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      The little I've heard from TSA agents (the ones doing the pat downs) makes it sound like they think it's stupid too. It's the old, "I hate it, but I'm just doing my job." line.

      Accurate or not, it gives me the impression that these measures are just more, "See! I'm doing something!" crap from the more politically minded higher-ups.

    46. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um no.

      All that needs to happen is the plane to cross state lines for it to fall into federal jurisdiction.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibbons_v._Ogden

      In fact, all that needs to happen is any part (including the raw materials to make parts) for a plane to cross state/international lines. Read the whole part of the commerce clause on wiki.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commerce_Clause

      This isn't even mentioning the Federal Government is the one who control and regulate all rights for the United States air space.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAA

      Let us know how your lawsuit against the USG goes in trying to challenge any part of this under the 9th and 10th Amendments.

    47. Re:Update on this story by Grond · · Score: 2

      What do you mean collapsed? I think 99% of Americans would support this. Oh, you mean support by the few people that make decisions and can easily be bought.

      The proposed law was blatantly unconstitutional under the Supremacy Clause. Support collapsed because the legislators realized that it was stupid even as a protest. It had nothing to do with being bought.

    48. Re:Update on this story by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      That's one of the only things, and was actually an impediment to simply arming the pilots. Given that an enormous number of commercial pilots are ex-military, the training would be relatively easy, and they're already entrusted with millions of dollars of equipment and the lives of hundreds of people. The fact that they have done everything they can to stonewall that particular initiative means that they've actively taken steps to ensure that there are fewer armed, trained personnel on flights than otherwise would have been possible.

      So yes, that program made things safer, at the expense of making them safer still.

    49. Re:Update on this story by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 3

      I'm pretty sure the GP was talking about the gate security, not the air marshals, which existed under the FAA long before the TSA was ever even thought of. The TSA guys at the gate don't carry guns, they call the local police if there is a problem and, on average, have the intellect of fly larvae, no insult intended towards fly larvae. So something tells me the casting director for the gate TSA guys didn't hire the plainclothes marshals on the planes.

      And nobody has any problem with the air marshals, they don't grope you as you pass by them. Furthermore, air marshals can prevent many types of terrorist threats, and this is true a priori, on the other hand, the TSA's gate screens have only managed to catch a few staff members they accidentally hired that had a criminal history for molesting children. That's right, we hired people who like to molest children to ... molest children! ! It's the fucking pedophile cream dream! And don't think for a second there wasn't a line a mile long of yet-to-be-identified pedophiles lining up for the "Molest the children" job. No, no terrorist plots uncovered. Nobody wishing harm to the people on the aircraft stopped. Oh, they were there! They just let those guys go by. And as they say, the proof of the pudding is in the eating. They have a 100% failure rate, they piss everyone off, El Al thinks they are a fucking joke and they make 1984 look a lot more like it could really happen. Can someone explain why are we blowing our money on this bullshit!?

    50. Re:Update on this story by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      FIX:

      Congress has been granted zero authority to forbid [internal domestic] travel by airplane or train, or car, or wagon. Read Amendments 9 and 10.

      I imagine some would interpret this as meaning, "I want to believe this is true, so it must be true."

      This is what happens when you kill the federalist system and replace it with a central oligarchy that exercises power without limits. You lose freedom as the voice of the People is no longer heard in the thousand-mile distant capitol city, and the central leadership cares more about gaining power than service to their bosses (us).

      And this might be interpreted as, "Evidence of this is that things opposing with what I want are an examples of the decline of our country."

      On the other hand, it is likely that a large number of people would share the point of view expressed.

    51. Re:Update on this story by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

      It does, they just changed their minds on whether they want them fondled.

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    52. Re:Update on this story by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      There was an old Civil War-era illustration I saw once about Texans. A man approaches an old Union war vet (helpfully labeled as such) and asks him "Have you seen a Texan, sir?" to which the vet replies "Only their backs."

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    53. Re:Update on this story by cpu6502 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Congress shall "make regular" the commerce AMONG the States. It says nothing about blocking commerce or forbidding citizens from crossing state lines (and the courts have ruled that multiple times over the last three centuries).

      The Constitution also says nothing about providing health or welfare. The author of the constitution, James Madison, has already stated that is an absurd interpretation. "If that were true, the power of the central authority would be unlimited, and the enumeration of the powers pointless. There is a whole host of proofs to demonstrate that is not what I or the Craftmen intended.

      "There is nothing more natural than to start with a general phrase, and then list a Specific list of particulars. Congress is thereby limited to only those powers enumerated and nothing more (amend. 10)."

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    54. Re:Update on this story by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Dear Lover of 1984-Style Government (aka, a liberal):

      You mean except for the fact that most of the pro-government rulings on commerce clause cases have had majority conservative justices? Yeah, let's ignore that completely.

    55. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Simpson continued.... "We're just saying you can't go straight to third base."

      If I want to go right to oral sex without obtaining probable cause, I should be able to dammit!

      You kids are all whores. Back when I was eligible to play sex baseball (late 90s), third base was junk-groping. In those days, you didn't go down on somebody unless you were willing to go all the way anyway. Sometime between then and now, the kids decided oral wasn't really sex (way to go, Bill!), and third base got redefined. Simpson just never got the memo.

    56. Re:Update on this story by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, what's going to have to happen is people refusing to fly except when necessary. If you have to fly for work, there's not much you can do about it, but for the rest of us, avoid flying in the US. Eventually it'll hurt the airlines enough that they'll demand the TSA stop violating our rights. Well, on this particular front.

      Personally, I'm likely to be moving over seas in the near future, and I'll be taking the train to Canada to catch a flight to wherever it is that I end up going.

    57. Re:Update on this story by ArcherB · · Score: 4, Informative

      Interstate commerce clause trumps the 9th and 10th. At least that is what the courts will say, and they may be correct. That said, I support states telling the feds to fuck off, as that is the only thing that gets them to reconsider stupid regulations that do NOT make flying safer.

      Should the Interstate Commerce Clause trump the 1st or 2nd? No. Why? Because the authors of the Constitution wrote it, but some were hesitant to sign it for various reasons. Those concerns were answered by the Bill or Rights, or 1st ten Amendments of the Constitution. You could consider Amendments to be updates or corrections to what was written before it. Therefor, amendments to the Constitution should trump the Constitution as it was written previously. For an example, alcohol is still illegal according to the Constitution, but a later amendment allowed it again. The same could be said as any amendment taking precedence over the Commerce Clause.

      However, the 10th Amendment states that the US gov't may only do what is spelled out in the Constitution. Regulating interstate commerce is spelled out via the commerce clause. The problem is that the courts have allowed the INTERSTATE commerce clause to apply in commerce that never leaves a state. In other words, the courts have said the federal government has unlimited power under the commerce clause.

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    58. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm yes, which easily purchased politician should I vote for? John Jackson or Jack Johnson?

    59. Re:Update on this story by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2

      A true story, for those scratching their heads. My wife and I are smokers (bad, bad, yes, I know) and we happily tossed our throw-away cigarette lighters into the appropriate bin when boarding a flight a couple of years ago.

      What we completely forgot is that in our carry on, left over from a previous camping trip, was a stash of about 4 lighters,10 boxes of "strike anywhere" matches and a camping knife. The thing was, it wasn't the screeners that noticed them, rather they were discovered by ourselves as soon we got to our hotel room and started going through our luggage. The funny thing is that we didn't know about the no-liquids-over-2-ounces rule, which was relatively new when we flew. The screeners completely missed these banned items because they were far too interested in the oversized bottles of Pantene in our luggage, whiich they promptly seized, of course.

      My wife, who worked airport security prior to the TSA takeover, and was thoroughly disgusted by the whole affair, said that the knife, for sure, would never have made it past the gate before the TSA took over.

    60. Re:Update on this story by gknoy · · Score: 1

      They (most people) think that maybe finding SOME terrorists is better than not looking for any at all. They neglect the aggregate radiation doses, personal liberties violations, and the fact that any terrorist looking to terrorize air travel would bomb the LINE, not the PLANE. It's the tragedy of the commons: nearly everyone feels that they are personally safer if the Wierdos In Line are scanned, as otherwise someone might smuggle in a bomb/gun/penknife/pen/bottle.

      Others of us know it's security theater, are profoundly offended by it, and still are unwilling to protest it at the time because we know our wife would kill us if we made her and our family miss our flight just to protest some silly civil liberties nonsense.

    61. Re:Update on this story by milas · · Score: 1

      I don't think you can get 99% of Americans to agree that the earth isn't flat.

      Well of course not, 99% of Americans already agree that the world IS flat!

    62. Re:Update on this story by cpu6502 · · Score: 1, Troll

      >>>I imagine some would interpret this as meaning, "I want to believe this is true, so it must be true."

      No need to believe when you have the written LAW in front of you: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

      Clear as day. Congress was never granted power to forbid cross-state travel by plane, train, car, wagon, bike, foot, et cetera. Therefore they cannot.

      ("Oh no. That darn constitution. Can't we just burn it?" - your typical Washington bureaucrat)

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    63. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing one day some idiot teenager hobbyist will land a $250 DIY drone carrying a masonry brick right in the middle of a bunch of airplanes at their gates.

      Either the security stuff will go into overdrive (AA guns at our airports?), or everyone will stop for a moment and say, "erm... remind me why we're all getting fondled by TSA again?" Maybe both.

      It's terrifying to think about the things that really could happen. But then it makes you wonder, are there really a lot of smart, scary, well-funded, ideological nutjobs in our country looking for ways to hurt us? It seems unlikely.

    64. Re:Update on this story by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      I apologize, I was just making a frustrated joke. Consider it directed at your reps. I've worked on a number of state initiatives here in Colorado that have also failed. So I do actually have a lot of respect for your attempt and I hope this isn't the end of it.

    65. Re:Update on this story by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      The little I've heard from TSA agents (the ones doing the pat downs) makes it sound like they think it's stupid too. It's the old, "I hate it, but I'm just doing my job." line.

      Accurate or not, it gives me the impression that these measures are just more, "See! I'm doing something!" crap from the more politically minded higher-ups.

      Unfortunately, it appears the security theatre works.

      Here in Canada, a bunch of security personnel got laid off, and they're rallying exactly around the issue. "Without all of us, security standards will lapse during busy periods!"

      It's the political football. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't. Cutting staff? Security will go down because they can't do these things anymore. Make it illegal to do these things? Security will go down because it's the only way to ensure security.

      Screw that. Security prior to 9/11 was just as adequate for the most part.

    66. Re:Update on this story by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Mod points if I had'em....though it's more extortion than terrorism.

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    67. Re:Update on this story by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      What do you mean collapsed? I think 99% of Americans would support this. Oh, you mean support by the few people that make decisions and can easily be bought.

      Or maybe he meant "support" in the sense of, you know, actually doing something to support it. Practical, useful forms of "support".

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    68. Re:Update on this story by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 0

      I don't care, can't we have both? No pat downs AND no flights from TX?

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    69. Re:Update on this story by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I would love to see the airlines collapse and land trains become more common. Cheaper to run, safer, and thus overall cheaper.

    70. Re:Update on this story by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They hate pat downs. But they like that the other guy gets them.

      It's like drugs. Most adult Americans have tried drugs without any ill effects. And most think that what they did should be a felony. And most think what they did shouldn't have been a felony when they did it if they were caught.

      People have inconsistent ideas. They hate pat downs. They want to be able to go through without them. They think them useless and ineffective. And when brought to a vote, they'll hate on their fellow Americans enough to vote from spite (wanting the other guy to get patted down) rather than voting with reason and forethought.

    71. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if the TSA wasn't looking out for it, then the terrorist *would* be able to try the exact same method that was tried before. You made it sound like they were making a mistake, instead of working as designed.

    72. Re:Update on this story by meglon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      So many people who claim to have such great knowledge about the constitution seem to miss that last line in Section 8:

      "To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof."

      And, of course, you specifically seem to have missed the preamble:

      "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

      I understand though. You hate society, you hate the idea of people working together, you hate the general idea behind the formation of the United States. You have this ludicrous opinion that the Constitution is the ONLY law of the land, when it would be impossible for a society to exist without laws... but then, you don't like society do you, even though you've gain immense privileges by living in one.

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    73. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Oh, sorry. I thought this was like Obamacare -- we have to pass it to see what's in it. Is this that other type of legislation?

    74. Re:Update on this story by erroneus · · Score: 1

      You mean a judge (or a jury) cannot overturn bad law on the basis of constitutionality or other criteria? What has been going on the past couple of centuries then?

    75. Re:Update on this story by rsborg · · Score: 1

      The TSA has done nothing to make us more secure. Every attempted airline incident has been stopped by passengers and/or air marshals.

      You mean the Federal Air Marshals employed by the TSA, right?

      Federal Aiur Marshals existed long before the TSA (Wesley Snipes as an air marshall: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105104/ ).
      The TSA is a rollup entity created after 9/11.

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    76. Re:Update on this story by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Thomas Jefferson only represents one viewpoint of the Founders. Hamilton and the Federalists would disagree with Jefferson. As for written law, you realize that the Commerce Clause (Article I, Section 8, Clause 3) is what the Supreme Court cites in most of these cases right? The Supreme Court is not making shit up just to piss you off. Commerce Clause says Congress can impose controls; the 9th and 10th grant powers not already granted in the Constitution to the people and States.

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    77. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With all due respect, you have no clue what the fuck you're talking about.

      The TSA does not violate your rights. The TSA -- like airport security all over the world since the first commercial flights happened -- are checking to make sure you don't have dangerous items before you go on board.

      Sadly, the new reality is that large liquid containers are dangerous.

      Sadly, the new reality is packages attached to your body (no jokes here, please) are dangerous.

      Sadly, the new reality is that you can cram a bomb into your underwear (I seem to recall an event that happened in Christmas of 2010...).

      So they're making sure you don't have that stuff. And they do it to everyone, so that dangerous people can't pick someone with the right profile to get through security.

      And to completely vet you, they have to do enhanced patdowns now. They do NOT, I repeat, NOT grope you. This is NOT in any way, shape, or form, sexual molestation. This is doing a standard, quick check for dangerous things that yes, inspects around your "junk".

      Don't like it? Too bad. Some of us like it when our planes don't fucking explode when we're at 30,000 feet just because we couldn't appropriately screen Johnny Jihadi for C4.

    78. Re:Update on this story by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      We tried, what did you do?

      I did the only thing I could, stopped flying all together...

      So you fly separately now?

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    79. Re:Update on this story by jd · · Score: 1

      What did you expect? Once it appeared on Slashdot, there was no saving it.

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    80. Re:Update on this story by jd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      People believe in 20 contradictory things before breakfast. It's entirely plausible that 50% of Americans would simultaneously want others patted down for security reasons provided they themselves had legal protection against it, without even realizing that a contradiction even exists.

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    81. Re:Update on this story by jd · · Score: 1

      Arizona is illegal under the supremacy clause.

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    82. Re:Update on this story by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      Good point.

      "Conservative" George Bush was one of the most authoritarian presidents we've ever had (second only to FDR). Conservatives can be dicks too.

      Which is why I am a Jeffersonian - as close to "no" government as possible, in order to limit the amount of abuse leaders can aim at citizens.

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    83. Re:Update on this story by Intron · · Score: 1

      The TSA has done nothing to make us more secure. Every attempted airline incident has been stopped by passengers and/or air marshals.

      You mean the Federal Air Marshals employed by the TSA, right?

      Yeah. Those air marshals. Imagine if we were spending that money on, I don't know, something to make us safe from terrorists.

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    84. Re:Update on this story by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I'm more afraid of a drunk driver killing me or having a heart attack than being killed by terrorists. Statistically I'm right. Nobody would stand for 100% of drivers being frisked for Alcohol at checkpoints, yet we roll over when barely trained (compared to intelligence officers) staff grope our privates and x-ray us in the name of security theater.

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    85. Re:Update on this story by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

      "Make regular" means make consistent. And their rules are. Why is it that the insane neo-con wackjobs like yourself pick the old-time definitions of things like "well regulated" when in discussion of militia, and then the modern definition of "make regular" for other parts. You are worse than your activist judges. At least they admit what they are doing. You do the exact same things you condemn in others, then lie about it when confronted with the truth. The only consolation to us is that at least you are lying to yourself as well, so we don't feel singled out.

      "To regulate Commerce [...] among the several States." They could tax all interstate commerce 5%. They could make groping mandatory for interstate travel. And if you don't like it, whining like a schoolgirl (apologies to schoolgirls everywhere) won't change the fact that they have the power (as proven by the fact they are doing it) and that they have the authority (the people have the final authority and the fact that no one cares enough to start an new party over it or anything like that is proof that, even if whiny like you, they really don't mind). So I'm unclear where you specific objection is, other than "I don't like it, so I'll make up reasons to declare it unconstitutional because that makes me feel better."

    86. Re:Update on this story by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised how many people think the pat downs and related foolishness are a Good Thing. I know I've been surprised, anyway..

    87. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Apparently your knowledge base is missing decades of commerce clause jurisprudence.

      Faulty commerce clause jurisprudence.

    88. Re:Update on this story by cpu6502 · · Score: 4, Informative

      >>>I understand though. You hate society, you hate the idea of people working together, you hate the general idea behind the formation of the United States.

      Wow. I'm surprised you didn't call me a "slut" like that Democrat Radio DJ did yesterday. Oh well. (shrug).

      Jefferson and Madison - do you consider them "haters" too? You probably will after you read this: âoeResolved, That the several States composing the United States of America are not united on the principle of unlimited submission to their general government. But that, by a compact under the style and title of a Constitution for the United States, and of amendments thereto, they constituted a general government for special purposes â" delegated to that government certain definite powers, reserving, each State to itself, the residuary mass of right to their own self-government; and that whensoever the general government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force.

      "That to this compact each State acceded as a State, and is an integral part, its co-States forming, as to itself, the other party: that the government created by this compact was not made the exclusive or final judge of the extent of the powers delegated to itself; since that would have made its discretion, and not the Constitution, the measure of its powers; but that, as in all other cases of compact among powers having no common judge, each party has an equal right to judge for itself, as well of infractions as of the mode and measure of redress.â

      Damn those Founding Fathers and their "hating society, hating people working together, and hating the general idea behind the formation of the United States." Those guys were nutjobs! (end sarcasm). No what I hate is having my penis felt up by strangers, or being irradiated by those scanners. You mentioned "other laws". Well: Isn't there a law forbidding sexual groping? Isn't that assault? Many State Prosecutors say that it is, and are arresting TSA officers for the act.

      Cheers to them.

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    89. Re:Update on this story by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Others of us know it's security theater, are profoundly offended by it, and still are unwilling to protest it at the time because we know our wife would kill us if we made her and our family miss our flight just to protest some silly civil liberties nonsense.

      No, there's other reasons not to protest it. The first and foremost is that you'd be doing great harm or inconvenience to your life (and your family's life), for zero gain. Some of us have jobs that require us to travel occasionally; we'd have to give up those jobs and work as janitors, which isn't exactly appealing, and our spouses would probably leave us. The time to take a stand is when your stand is going to result in something positive, and not be utterly futile. Taking a stand, for that guy in Tunisia last year, resulted in something positive: the overthrowing of many oppressive governments in northern Africa. But this happened because he had a lot of popular support; the people were tired of the BS and wanted a change. Taking a stand in America today will get you nowhere, because the people here are stupid and don't want a change (actually, they do, but the change they want is generally stupid and at odds with what those protesting the erosion of civil liberties want). In short, you're not going to get much support for your cause here.

      As for my wife, she thinks all this stuff sucks too, and wants to move out of the country. Just like smart Germans in the 1930s who saw what was happening there and got the heck out, that's the best course of action, because the majority of the population is too stupid to make the changes needed to avoid disaster, and instead will vote to make things even worse.

    90. Re:Update on this story by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      I think 99% of Americans would support this.

      Unfortunately i don't. Enough people don't think and listen to 'danger from the skies!!!!' paranoia that they'd be on the TSA side.

    91. Re:Update on this story by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's why the Legislature in Texas needs to grow some balls and pass the law anyway, and when the Federal government bans flights from Texas, they can declare secession. This union is going to break up one way or another, and it'd be better if someone started it off early so we could get it over with, and repair things before they're damaged too bad, and move on as separate nations.

    92. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of people on slashdot like to assume the average American is an ignorant idiot with no redeeming qualities. I think they like the feeling of superiority it gives them.

      Does anybody have any actual evidence, like a non-biased poll?

    93. Re:Update on this story by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      Have you forgotten? The opinion of the average voter has no place in the legislatures in the U.S.

    94. Re:Update on this story by __aasehi2499 · · Score: 2

      ...when it would be impossible for a society to exist without laws...

      John Adams - "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other."

    95. Re:Update on this story by wurp · · Score: 2

      I'm sure you're a troll, but I'll bite.

      I very specifically backed up my assertions with facts, yet you don't even mention the 4th amendment. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

      What grounds are there for the search? Is getting on a plane a valid basis to suspect illegal behavior? If they don't have probable cause, a government search is illegal, period. If you think this search is OK, in what circumstances does the 4th amendment protect anything? I guarantee the founding fathers didn't intend it to be meaningless.

      If you have valid refutation of any signficant point here, I'm glad to debate. If you only have a tired, unfounded repetition of the supposed security benefits (with no evidence of a statistically signficant number of attacks *actually prevented* by the screening), I have no interest in responding.

      Beyond that, though, it doesn't matter legally whether the checks are needed for our security (which I don't believe). Now, IF the checks gave material gains in our security, that would be a good starting point for a debate about amending the constitution. Until an amendment passes, however, it's still illegal to search everyone who wants to board a plane.

      If your argument is about lives saved, you have to address the reasons why it's OK to spend many $$$s and subject ourselves to indignities to save lives in air travel, but not OK to limit speeds to 55 mph, have more restrictive driving license rules, integrate breathalysers into the ignition system for cars, etc. to save many more lives for fewer $$$s and less loss of liberty in auto travel.

      Additionally, I see no reason why flights shouldn't opt in to the travel procedures. If you want to pay an extra $20 to get invasive body scans done before you get on a plane for the supposed peace of mind of knowing everyone else on that plane had them, have at. I don't, and I'll choose the flight that doesn't do it.

    96. Re:Update on this story by cpu6502 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I can only judge "liberal" by what I see, and what I see in France, Australia, England, and the US is liberal politicians (Sarkozy, Conroy, Obama, Schumer) working to censor the internet, tell us how to live, and how much energy we are allowed to consume (laws that limit home consumption to Now maybe I'm being unfair. I'll grant that. But they CALL themselves liberal, and based upon what I see them doing (killing the internet/limiting freedom), I don't want to associate with that label.

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    97. Re:Update on this story by element-o.p. · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Simply because you disagree with someone's opinion of how government should work does not make them a sociopath, but nice try at painting your ideological opponent with emotional rhetoric so as to not have to make a logical, rational counter-argument.

      So many people who claim to have such great knowledge about the constitution seem to miss that last line in Section 8:

      "To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof."

      How exactly does this prove your point? The Constitution enumerates the powers the Federal government holds, and prescribes limits upon that power. Therefore, Section 8 authorizes the government to pass laws that allow it to carry out those powers the Constitution grants to it. However, if the Federal government attempts to usurp powers that the Constitution did NOT grant to it, then nothing in that statement gives it authority to do so. If it did, then the Constitution would essentially be handing absolute, unlimited power to the Federal government. That is clearly not the case.

      And, of course, you specifically seem to have missed the preamble:

      "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

      Again, your point? The Framers of the Constitution understood that there was a necessary role that the Federal government had to play in turning a loose alliance of independent states into a single nation. However, they also understood that a centralized government with unchecked power would grow to be a monster, and therefore they sought to strike a balance between a centralized government that was powerful enough to meet the needs of the nation ("establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare") while still providing balances to that power so that it didn't become a tyranny ("...secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity"). It's a balancing act.

      I understand though. You hate society, you hate the idea of people working together, you hate the general idea behind the formation of the United States...but then, you don't like society do you, even though you've gain immense privileges by living in one.

      No, you don't understand...not even remotely. Nothing GPP said even hinted that (s)he wanted to see society destroyed or laws abolished. In fact, if you will think objectively for just a moment, you will find that yourposition is much more likely to lead to chaos and anarchy than GPP's. You argue that the Federal government should be able to pass whatever laws it wants, regardless of what the Constitution allows, simply because it IS the Federal government. In other words, you want everyone in the country to obey the law, except for the Federal government itself. They, you think, are above the law. "Do as I say, not as I do"? No. Any leader -- whether individual or corporal -- must model respect for the law by themselves respecting the law, if they seriously expect anyone else to do likewise. Therefore, if the Federal government wants the people of the United States to uphold the law, they must uphold the law themselves, and thus the Federal government must be bound by the Constitution.

      You have this ludicrous opinion that the Constitution is the ONLY law of the land, when it would be impossible for a society to exist without laws...

      Those two points are not polar opposites; they are orthogonal. Like it or not, the Constitution IS the law of th

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    98. Re:Update on this story by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, there's a lot of practical problems with trains.

      1) They're dog-slow. How long do you think it'll take you to get from LA to NYC at a top speed of 75mph? Sure, it'll be faster than by car (since the train doesn't need to stop for gas or food and you can sleep on it while it keeps going), but not that much.

      2) They require rails, which cost a lot of money to build. Planes, OTOH, don't need any infrastructure, as they travel through the air. They just need airports, but that's cheaper than laying tracks across thousands of miles. So yes, they're cheaper to run, but they're enormously expensive to install.

      3) The rails are vulnerable to damage. Notice all the flooding and such in the midwest lately? Trains can't go through that. Planes just fly over it.

      4) The speed problem can be mitigated by moving to high-speed trains or even bullet trains, but this exacerbates problem #2. The faster you want to go, the more expensive the track you need to build. For really super-fast travel, you need a maglev train, and that track is very costly.

      Now, as you say, even in spite of all these hurdles, it can be overall cheaper (over time) than planes, especially for high-traffic routes that aren't likely to change for decades (LA and NYC aren't going anywhere, and don't seem to be shedding population like, say, Detroit). However, the key to all this is a huge up-front investment, which most likely can only come from the government. The government these days is broke. Actually, it isn't; it could easily stop spending so much money on foreign wars, a bloated defense department, welfare, etc., but that's not going to happen because too many lobbyists wouldn't like that. So, bottom line, getting this off the ground really isn't possible.

    99. Re:Update on this story by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Okay, how about this, then:

      There have been (at least) two terrorist attempts since 9/11, the shoe bomber and the underwear bomber. TSA caught neither of them. On the other hand, the people on board the airplanes in question detected what was happening and intervened, thwarting the would-be terrorists. In other words, TSA: 0. Private citizens: 2. Is that what you call "working as designed"?

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    100. Re:Update on this story by slimjim8094 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      First,

      Many State Prosecutors say that it is, and are arresting TSA officers for the act.

      [citation needed]. I'm sure I would've heard of this, and if I somehow missed it I'd love to read it.

      Second, you - like most people complaining about states' rights - forget that most decisions *are* left to the states. I agree with you that more *should* be left to the states. But the fact of the matter is that it is much, much easier to travel across the country than it once was. At the time of the Constitution's drafting, it was not feasible to traverse the country on a whim, fishing for a state that allowed whatever it is you wanted to do. For example, in my home state the age to buy tobacco is 19, but drive for an hour and you can buy them at 18. This wasn't exactly feasible at the time of the Constitution. Similarly, out-of-state sales tax was a non-issue until you could order online and have it shipped in 2 days. I know some people argue about sales tax, but the fact remains it's a good example of where increased mobility is subverting the original intent of state-based laws.

      Finally, I don't really care what the Founders thought, aside from academically. One of the most important parts of the Constitution - and unquestionably the intention of the Founders - was that the Constitution was a living document, meant to be interpreted and changed as the nation grew. The Founders knew that the country in a few hundred years would be entirely different than the one they were in, and made this explicit. Their intentions are important for all Americans to understand as a matter of our history, but ultimately irrelevant. They're not gods, nor did they want to be. From my understanding of those men, they would have been mortified to hear that more than 200 years later, we were all running around going "but the founders!" Actually, that sounds like a religion - we've elevated them on a pedestal (as they've earned), but because of it some people aren't evaluating their words rationally and just accepting them as gospel.

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    101. Re:Update on this story by cheater512 · · Score: 2

      I dont see how security has changed since 9/11. Its exactly the same.
      How exactly could a grope have stopped 9/11?

      Has any new measure been added to stop 9/11 from happening again?
      Only thing I can think of is reinforced cockpit doors. Inconvenience to passengers? 0.

    102. Re:Update on this story by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>insane neo-con wackjobs

      Stopped reading. Not interested in grade school insults - and I'm not a conservative (R) or liberal (D). Thank god. If I could I would abolish those two parties from the Congress, and have a partyless system where all US representatives are independents.

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    103. Re:Update on this story by halivar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's why many shed the "liberal" label for "progressive." The liberal/libertarian cares about rights. The progressive cares about the children. Sometimes liberal really means "conservative" (where the "conservative" position on a subject implies more personal freedoms). The labels, they really mean nothing now.

    104. Re:Update on this story by element-o.p. · · Score: 2

      I appreciate it, honestly. To answer your question, I wrote my senators and representatives, who either told me to "run along; they know what's best for me" or crafted a masterpiece of taking no stand on the issue while trying to look deeply interested in what I was concerned about (warning: shameless plug to one of my blogs -- if you're offended by such things, don't click the links)...except for Representative Don Young, who didn't bother to reply at all. Next, I pissed off a couple of friends by using Facebook to get the word out about what was happening at the airports. <shrug> Unfortunately, not a lot of people in D.C. really give a rip what a network administrator in Alaska thinks about TSA.

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    105. Re:Update on this story by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Why should I read it? The people who ultimately vote on it will not have read it.

    106. Re:Update on this story by artor3 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think you're confusing "liberal" with "politician". The Republicans have been quite big on telling us how to live. You can't have abortions, you can't marry someone of the same sex, you can't join collectively bargain with your employer, you can't sue companies that have a contract with you, you can't vote if you're an out-of-state student or poor city dweller.

      Oh, and all those times we as a nation have come together to create a safety for those in need, through Medicare and Medicaid and Social Security and Food Stamps and Unemployment Benefits? Fuck those people! More tax cuts to the super-rich! Doesn't matter that the majority of the country disagrees with them. They'll hold our national credit rating hostage, and burn the country to the ground if they don't get what they want.

    107. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gonna call bullshit on the supremacy clause excuse

    108. Re:Update on this story by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Great username/post combo.

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    109. Re:Update on this story by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Informative

      I can only judge "liberal" by what I see, and what I see in France, Australia, England, and the US is liberal politicians (Sarkozy, Conroy, Obama, Schumer) working to censor the internet, tell us how to live, and how much energy we are allowed to consume

      But by that definition, Karl Rove, Bush Jr., McCain, and such are also liberals. When your definition of "liberal" includes most politicians of both parties (and apparently all judges from the "conservative" party), then it seems to be a worthless definition.

      I don't want to associate with that label.

      Yes, that's obvious. You have some emotional reaction to the label that trumps all logic and reason, and thus you employ no logic or reason in any post related to that label. We see that. Though, I'm actually surprised. I didn't think you'd actually recognize that in yourself.

    110. Re:Update on this story by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      The Surpemacy Clause is about CONSTITUTIONAL matters, the TSA pat downs are not a matter of constitutional law, except for perhaps the 4th and perhaps 5th Amendments.

      Personally, I would LOVE it if someone had the balls to stand up to the Feds either at the State or Local Level. The fact is, the state of Texas Blinked and lost, and that just saddens me a little more. I don't see anyone willing to stand up for what is right anymore because there are no absolutes except government.

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    111. Re:Update on this story by md65536 · · Score: 2

      I think you're getting your definitions from a pre- Bush-era dictionary. Us can't be terrorists, only Them can.

    112. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That answer depends on your measurement scale :-)

    113. Re:Update on this story by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      When you are incapable of separating use of the words "conservative" or "liberal" or "neo-con" from "Democrat" and Republican" then you are obviously incapable of communication at all. You don't want to discuss. You want to get on your soapbox and tell everyone who doesn't agree with you why they are wrong. Or is there no difference between those to you?

      There can never be politics without parties. But there can be politics without the entrenched two party system that demand two conservative candidates (by global standards, or two liberals by your standards) with politics that differ only in who gets their massive welfare packages and whether they tax heavily to collect for their welfare or borrow heavily to collect for their welfare be presented and they fight about irrelevant emotional issues (abortion, gay rights, etc.) to pretend some functional difference. But in places with systems designed to encourage, rather than crush, 3rd parties, they actually get political discourse. If there's one issue that's ignored (say abortion is not treated sufficiently strongly, either way, by the two main parties), then a 3rd party on that issue forms. They get votes, and the polarized voters attach to that issue. Then the major parties can ignore it. If the minor party gets enough power and a coalition government forms, then the abortion party (whether for or against doesn't matter) has a chance to form part of the coalition, as long as some agreement is made to push their issue. It frees the major parties from arguing about one or two specific political issues for differentiation, and lets the minor parties fight for that issue. It also requires coalition governments when enough splintering occurs such that the minor parties actually do get some real power. And a number of those minor parties end up growing very large and becoming major parties.

      But no, your party-less system can't ever happen. It's unrealistic. People will form parties. And your clinging to the impossible as the ideal makes you more liberal than any liberal you've ever bashed. The sad part is that you'll never even know, because you have such a hatred of a word.

    114. Re:Update on this story by corbettw · · Score: 1

      You're the one who's mistaken. Every poll I've seen shows that the public hates these pat downs. Poll after poll has a clear supermajority of respondents either disliking them, or outright hating them.

      None of which means a damn thing to the powers that be, of course. Until someone starts fighting back, we won't see any changes, it will just get worse.

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    115. Re:Update on this story by corbettw · · Score: 1

      No kidding. If the TSA tried to shut down DFW, it would cripple something like half of the air traffic in the country, passenger and freight both. There's no way they would've followed through with that threat; if they had, every Congressman from Texas would've voted to remove their funding immediately.

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    116. Re:Update on this story by Kittenman · · Score: 2

      I make it easier on myself. I just don't fly to or through the States. Great country, some lovely people, insane security.

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    117. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wondered how long til someone mentioned it. I posted as ac for a long time. I got accused of being a gun nut and hiding behind AC, so I made a user name... It doesn't exactly describe my stance though. :)

    118. Re:Update on this story by geekoid · · Score: 1

      They wouldn't have box cutter to kill people with in order to take control of the aircraft. Also, they wouldn't have moch-bombs. Something people have forgotten.

      SO, what do you do when a terrorist is killing people on the plane? Even if the pilot doesn't open up, the terrorist still accomplished their goal and terrorize people in the sky.

      Secure Cockpit doors, and an air marshal. Not a secret one either. Guy in uniform, mirror sun glasses, hat with a big ass brim, and easy access to a stun gun and shot gun with bean bags.

      *and he shouldn't

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    119. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but no no no!

      Where do you get "Most adult Americans have tried drugs..."?????

      I'd like references to that as I seriously doubt that is the case. I know I haven't and neither have many people I know (yeah I know that's not scientific). Also, of the sub-class of Americans that have tried drugs... how do you know that most had no ill effects?

      Please note I'm challenging the statement on drug use NOT whether or not people "hate pat downs" but think such should occur anyway.

    120. Re:Update on this story by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Then why did the the craftsmen support and implement federal health care for some workers?

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    121. Re:Update on this story by Cidolfas · · Score: 2

      Hopefully we get more rulings like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Lopez that restrict the scope of commerce clause justifications. To me, the commerce clause expansion isn't all bad - it's original invocations were in the support of the Sherman Anti-Trust act to break up the corporate run-arounds. Rather than have a multi-state iron processing cartel they create single-state subsidiaries that would only buy or sell to each other, reinstating a vertical monopoly over the steel market. Without using the commerce clause to apply a federal law to what was now a single-state problem, Anti-Trust practices in the early 1900's would have failed. That's not a good thing in my book.

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    122. Re:Update on this story by geekoid · · Score: 1

      But the private airlines can.

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    123. Re:Update on this story by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Polls show that people hate being patted down, not that they hate other people being patted down.

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    124. Re:Update on this story by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "and our spouses would probably leave us"
      you need to find new spouse. Someone who loves you and will stick with you. Not just suck down money until the well runs dry.

      "Taking a stand in America today will get you nowhere, "
      Yes it will. Sorry, but I've seen to many thing change when people got involved. Holding a sign and screaming at people who walk by? no, that won't help. Getting involved in the process? Yes, that can help.

      So you're wife will leave you if you can't make good money, and when things get tough, she wants to flee.

      That's a real winner you got there~

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    125. Re:Update on this story by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Of course he blinked, he never wanted to win. This was a political move to make people think he's fighting for them. His record, the way the bill was presented, and the fact he stopped simply after the mention of resistance pretty much means it was all for show. So it can be HIM against those pesky other people without actually changing anything.

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    126. Re:Update on this story by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree: the reason we do or say nothing about it (at the time of the indignity) is because it is personally inconvenient, in the short or the long term (miss a flight, lose a job). Protesting at the airport, while it might be satisfying (I imagine), will do nearly nothing. In theory, we're supposed to write to our congressional representatives about it. In practice, I expect that that would do nearly nothing, as no one wants to be seen as "soft on terrorism".

    127. Re:Update on this story by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It does, but you need to make it know. Posting an opinion online,. or on facebook, or around the water cooler is irrelevant, and always has been.

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    128. Re:Update on this story by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Ok so no box cutter. Hmm...Well that must have the terrorists stumped...What to do now.....

      How about some 12" razor blades?
      http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2010/11/adam-savage-tsa-saw-my-junk-missed-12-razor-blades.ars

    129. Re:Update on this story by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Your sig needs an addition.
      "America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed." -Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936 (Ricky Bobby)

      She never actually said that.

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    130. Re:Update on this story by ATMAvatar · · Score: 2

      Has any new measure been added to stop 9/11 from happening again? Only thing I can think of is reinforced cockpit doors.

      That's it right there. We could have stopped at locked and reinforced cockpit doors and still be able to happily guarantee that 9/11 could never happen again.

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    131. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to one of the bill's sponsors (I heard him during a radio interview), TSA pat-downs are a policy - not a law. Hence the Supremacy Clause does not apply.

    132. Re:Update on this story by slimjim8094 · · Score: 2

      Flamebait? Come on mods, if you disagree, have the common decency to say so. Flamebait actually means something, and while you may have problems with the content of my post, it is impossible to construe it as "flamebait"

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    133. Re:Update on this story by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      Do the same thing the Israelis do, and have not only a solid door to the flight deck that won't be opened during a flight but have an armed military escort by the door with full license to kill if needed? I have plenty of family that have been in the military and have NO doubt what so ever that a USMC MP with low grained hollow points (so he will penetrate the bad guy not the cabin) would have no problem ensuring the safety of any flight, and without the need to feel up little kids.

      The problem with this "security theater" crap is just like the MIC once you get the ball rolling it is damned hard to bring it back from insanity because so much money ends up funneled through it. Just like we keep cash sucking money pits like the Osprey and F-35, even though a combination of new F-18s and Blackhawks along with newer advanced UCAVs would be able to do the job for MUCH cheaper, but it would cause Senator Hogsnout to lose some pork so good luck killing it, so too does the ever widening TSA cause more and more money to be blown that Congressman Pigsknuckle won't want to see leave his district, not with the plant closings and all.

      In the end all the high tech bullshit can't do the job as well as a USMC with a solid door, but it is harder to bleed money out of a program simply paying Marines and buying doors. These high tech bling blings and ever more TSA agents needed to feel up little kids means more money for the districts of Hogsnout and Pigsknuckle, and if we don't shut this crap down soon I have a feeling like the truckloads of money we blow yearly to the MIC contractors we will never see the end of the ever widening mess, simply because too many congress critters will use the programs "to bring jobs and money to the area!" aka pork barrel politics.

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    134. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sure saves a trip to the doctor for a prostate exam.

    135. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The probably got a call threatening to pull federal funding from Texas unless they complied, just like they did with the healthcare bill. They may not have had a choice.

    136. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My state lawmakers are too busy gutting my pension to worry about something as trifling as this.

    137. Re:Update on this story by Alimony+Pakhdan · · Score: 1

      Senator Hogsnout & Congressman Pigsknuckle? Sounds like the political system could benefit from a kosher diet.

    138. Re:Update on this story by Arker · · Score: 1

      You need to read that supremacy clause again buddy.

      Only the Constitution, laws passed in accordance with it, and treaties properly ratified are supreme. A federal law or regulation which is not in accord with the Constitution (including Amendment 4) doesnt qualify.

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    139. Re:Update on this story by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

      That's a shame--it would have stopped the flow of Texans into the rest of the country. Would it have kept any of the retrograde ideas there too?

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    140. Re:Update on this story by Kakari · · Score: 1

      Well, Jesse Ventura is on the case!

    141. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sad. Maybe they should rewrite the bill so 100% of people entering an airport get the grope, including all private plane people, all government officials all the way up to the top of the ladder, the TSA folk themselves, and the workers at the terminal Arby's too. How else can we know for sure?

    142. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TSA is not part of the FAA. The FAA is Transportation. TSA is Homeland Security.

      My observations in past years have been that the FAA is not really a fan of the TSA.

    143. Re:Update on this story by Paul1969 · · Score: 1

      Only the Constitution, laws passed in accordance with it, and treaties properly ratified are supreme. A federal law or regulation which is not in accord with the Constitution (including Amendment 4) doesnt qualify.

      Nice theory. Unfortunately, what is or is not "in accord" with the Constitution is up to 9 people who may or may not have a clue (SCOTUS).

    144. Re:Update on this story by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Of course! *I* am not a terrorist, but every place around me is crawling with terrorists (or so the media and politicians tell me), so everybody else must be screened.
      Simple, isn't it?

    145. Re:Update on this story by thej1nx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh my, I wonder how those damned terrorists would ever manage to bypass these. Let us see what I can think up(and I am not even a terrorist, who actually think up this stuff full-time probably). Let us see.

      1. Needles dipped in quick-acting toxins/poisons say Saritoxin. You have to take down just one guy to scare up others. Probably the said US marshal, as you pretend to walk past him. Just incapacitating him and declaring that you have a poison needle, will be enough.

      Oh and you threaten a Air-hostess to get her to trick the pilot(s) into opening the cockpit door. They are allowed into the cockpits.

      3. Smuggle in Anthrax powder or some such bio-hazardous material to the airport. If you are on a suicide mission like the 911 chaps, you can spread it around the airport *and* inside the flight. Everyone dead.

      4. You can purchase beer bottles from duty free shops at the Air port itself(and take it with you as cabin luggage). Break one to get an instant knife with sharp edge.

      http://www.thechronicle.com.au/story/2010/08/07/broken-bottle-used-as-weapon/

      5. Just hide plastic explosives with a timer in your check-in luggage. If it is disguised well enough to pass the x-ray, it can be timed to blow up when the flight is passing over a populated area.

      6. Just overpower the air marshal with help of your friends, to get the weapons you need from him.

      7. Plan long term and get one of your guys an american citizenship like that David Coleman Headley guy and get him to become a commercial pilot. TSA can rape him..sorry pat him all they want. Pilots can crash the plane whenever they want.

      I thought up these in flat 3-5 minutes. the folks who actually hate you and are terrorists will no doubt come up with hundreds of more plans. They need just one of them working.

      Basically folks like you, the TSA and the entire USA government are idiots. The only way you beat terrorists is by ensuring that they don't hate you in the first place, or at least that they don't find much takers for their recruitment drives. One way to do that is by minding your own business. If you invading countries in the name of oil, you are just increasing the number of people who hate you. And when they hate you enough, they will always find some way to hurt you back in revenge.

    146. Re:Update on this story by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Why was it unconstitutional? From what I understand, warrantless searches are unconstitutional; and that's exactly what these patdowns are.

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    147. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you work for the TSA or is that just conjecture?

    148. Re:Update on this story by stevelinton · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying the TSA are right. I also find them annoying, and probably ineffective. I was just taking issue with your specific claim: "The TSA has done nothing to make us more secure." which seems overbroad.

    149. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not alone. I refuse to board a commercial airline for the same principles. I am NOT going to pay some company to trample my liberty--particularly when it involves me, a citizen of the United States, travelling *within* my own country. I'll keep my money and my right to privacy, thank you very much.

    150. Re:Update on this story by owski · · Score: 1

      Can someone explain why are we blowing our money on this bullshit!?

      Democracy?

    151. Re:Update on this story by owski · · Score: 1

      How do you know how many plots have been abandoned because the plotters couldn't work out a reliable way past TSA screening?

      Quite simple, really.

      How many terrorists do you think would shrug their shoulders and go home because they were afraid of the TSA? If a terrorist was intent on taking down an airplane and were unable to then they would go after a softer target (assuming, of course, that planes are now more hardened by the TSA).

      It's like installing a burglar alarm on your house. It doesn't stop a burglary, it only moves it to your neighbour. With extra security on planes we should see more terrorism elsewhere. Since we don't, it's obvious that there isn't a great deal of terrorism directed at airplanes to be thwarted.

    152. Re:Update on this story by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1

      I think the number you want is the "Illicit Drug Use in Lifetime" for people 18 and over. This table (part of a much larger report) gives the number as 49.3% in 2009, so not quite 50% (although if you scroll up to Table 1.11B, you can see that people 60 and above are pulling the average below 50%).

      I am not really sure where to look for data on ill effects or even exactly how you would quantify them, but the same study does make some attempt to do so. For example this table shows (past year, not lifetime) rates of dependence and abuse for both illicit drugs and alcohol.

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    153. Re:Update on this story by qazsedcft · · Score: 1

      Dear Lover of 1984-Style Government (aka, a liberal):

      I'm always amazed how distorted the political name-calling has gotten. White means black and black means white. From http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/liberal:

      liberal
      Etymology
      From Old French liberal < Latin liberalis ("befitting a freeman") < liber ("free").

      1. (now rare except in phrases) Pertaining to those arts and sciences whose study was considered "worthy of a free man" (as opposed to servile, mechanical); worthy, befitting a gentleman.

      2. Generous, bountiful.

      3. Generous in quantity, abundant.

      4. (obsolete) Unrestrained, licentious.

      5. Free from prejudice or narrow-mindedness; open-minded, open to new ideas, willing to depart from established opinions, conventions etc.; permissive.

      6. (politics) Open to political or social changes and reforms in favour of increased freedom or democracy.

    154. Re:Update on this story by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Security prior to 9/11 was just as adequate for the most part.

      Incorrect. Now we lock and reinforce cockpit doors.

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    155. Re:Update on this story by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2

      1. Needles dipped in quick-acting toxins/poisons say Saritoxin. You have to take down just one guy to scare up others. Probably the said US marshal, as you pretend to walk past him. Just incapacitating him and declaring that you have a poison needle, will be enough.

      Won't work. The public no longer see hijacking as "Take us to Cuba and everyone goes free" anymore. That needle will prick one person, become useless, and everyone else in the plane will make sure the guy attempting the hijacking is removed using spades and plastic sacks.

      Oh and you threaten a Air-hostess to get her to trick the pilot(s) into opening the cockpit door. They are allowed into the cockpits.

      Cockpit doors are locked from the inside, and I would hope that there would be a challenge / response for opening the door. "Hi, you're coffee is ready" is cool, "Two sugars in your coffee?" is OMG TEH HYJAKKURS!

      Smuggle in Anthrax powder or some such bio-hazardous material to the airport. If you are on a suicide mission like the 911 chaps, you can spread it around the airport *and* inside the flight. Everyone dead.

      Anthrax is easily cured with antibiotics, and nowhere near as dangerous as most people are scared into believing by the media. Sarin gas is worse as it's a neurotoxin, but wide space of the airport lounges means it will either dilute quickly, or people will be able to evacuate.

      4. You can purchase beer bottles from duty free shops at the Air port itself(and take it with you as cabin luggage). Break one to get an instant knife with sharp edge.

      See answer to point 2.

      ust hide plastic explosives with a timer in your check-in luggage. If it is disguised well enough to pass the x-ray, it can be timed to blow up when the flight is passing over a populated area.

      Let's hope they don't target airport lounges, then. They don't seem to have cottoned on to that one yet.

      6. Just overpower the air marshal with help of your friends, to get the weapons you need from him.

      "Friends"? I take it you have more than one of these attackers on the plane, then? Again, a gun has so many rounds, and "sheeple" no longer see hijacking as something they can live through. Two or three are shot, and a press of people pull the hijackers into pieces small enough to hide in the overhead lockers.

      Plan long term and get one of your guys an american citizenship like that David Coleman Headley guy and get him to become a commercial pilot. TSA can rape him..sorry pat him all they want. Pilots can crash the plane whenever they want.

      Yup. Same with bus drivers, train drivers, nuclear facility workers, CIA agents blah blah blah. I guess you watched Salt last weekend?

      Yes, they are idiots, but only because they spent so much fixing a problem which no longer exists; Flying passenger aircraft into buildings.

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    156. Re:Update on this story by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I often deride the US Marine Corp, their methods and their attitudes. Despite this, they're a very professional, very well trained, very well equipped and very capable military force that can stand head to head with any comparable unit in the world.

      Both halves of the above paragraph lead me however to a feeling of discomfort about your proposal. Although I have utter faith in the competence, ability and willingness of a marine to put himself in harms way to protect an aircraft, I'm just not convinced that on balance it would be a good decision.

      Any soldier (marine or otherwise) can make bad decisions, and Northern Ireland, Afghanistan, Iraq and Israel have all had soldiers interacting with the public making poor decisions leading to the death of innocent civilians.

      Without a change in Marine priorities (which appear to be self->unit->mission->us assets->us civilians->allies->other civilians) there is an excessive likelihood of poor decisions in response to ambiguous threats.

      Put armed marines on aircraft and civilian deaths will be higher than the average caused by terrorists.

      Put marines on aircraft armed only with tasers and I think you could have a workable solution. Non-lethal errors of judgement can be far more easily accepted.

      However it still wont address the "lets get a bomb onto the aircraft" terror threat, which would still be used to justify invasive airport security.

    157. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a tard. Third base does not mean strictly "oral sex," at least not in the American vernacular. Third base typically refers to manual stimulation under or without clothing. Finger banging or a tug job, which is damn near what an enhanced pat-down gets you these days. Oral sex would usually be considered beyond third base, almost home, but still not a disqualifier for virginity. Trust me, I know what third base looks like. I spent a lot of time there in the 80's.

      Admittedly, the scale may be different in an age where oral sex has replaced the handshake as a casual greeting among American teenagers.

    158. Re:Update on this story by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      You people are completely missing the point.

      THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS OFFICIALLY STATED THEY HAVE ABSOLUTE CONTROL WHERE YOU CAN AND CAN NOT TRAVEL - EVEN WITH PRIVATE TRANSPORTATION.

      Legally, the federal government has ZERO say here. Their position is flatly unconstitutional and for Texas, a violation of state and federal law.

    159. Re:Update on this story by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      You are aware, of course, that the "living constitution" argument is abused by the worst kinds of people, in order to say, "the constitution means whatever the hell we want it to mean." The Founders were much wiser and less grasping than our current crop of leaders. Just imagine the horrors of the US constitution, if a new congressional congress was held and it was written anew.

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    160. Re:Update on this story by 1_brown_mouse · · Score: 1

      That savory fife
      That sweet of your life
      Toot Sweet

    161. Re:Update on this story by wurp · · Score: 1

      Ah, actually, that was Wovel, not me. I was just sticking in my 2c.

      I guess I personally agree that we shouldn't say they have done nothing, but I still believe they need to demonstrate value before the question of making what they do legal is even worth discussing.

    162. Re:Update on this story by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      Kind of like how some some fundies want prayer in school, but only if it's Christian prayer?

    163. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FTFY: "these United States are".

    164. Re:Update on this story by cusco · · Score: 1

      Depended on where she worked. In some places the homogenized mediocrity of TSA screeners are an order of magnitude better than the previous low-bid security providers. At least TSA provides their staff with a 20 minute long DVD to watch, which is 19.5 minutes more training than the guards they replaced got.

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    165. Re:Update on this story by cusco · · Score: 1

      I've had far too many idiots tell me that the terriers aren't attacking us now because their next attack has to surpass 9/11 for some reason. My response has been that 19 guys armed with second-hand deer rifles could take down the entire US power grid, and keep it down for an indefinite period, instead of just taking out a couple of buildings. No suicide attackers and no special training needed. If we're not being attacked **RIGHT NOW** it's because they don't WANT to attacks us, or (heresy alert!) they don't actually exist.

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    166. Re:Update on this story by AlongForTheRide · · Score: 1

      Don't you know that a sharpened credit card works just a good, even better than, a box cutter on people? A) it's extremely sharp, B) it's fairly flexible so as not just snap off when trying to get its deed done, C) it hides easily in the palm of your hand (in other words the victim would never see it coming), D) it's easily handled, with nice little 'grooves' to help your grip (aka the account numbers).

      Please do tell how a 'body scanner' is going to stop that. Or a pat-down. Or anything else that is not so extensive so as to be equivalent to the search one goes through when they are being 'booked' at the local police station.

      This security theater we have is the most ridiculous of any 'free' country. I have a friend who grew up in communist Hungary. You know what she said? "In communist Hungary it was never this bad."

      Yeah, and your 'air marshal' would be the first target in an attack & all the passengers who were looking to him for protection will be sheep for the slaughter. By the way, wanna know where I heard of the credit card idea? From the Israelis who got it off a guy they caught by profiling. Without, get this, any body scanners!

    167. Re:Update on this story by AlongForTheRide · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. +20

    168. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no truth in what you wrote whatsoever. You have been told to think this way and you do. STOP WATCHING YOUR TV!!!!

    169. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not alone. I have seen a lot more the country from the ground in the past decade.

    170. Re:Update on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not alone! I love flying... but will not longer get on a plane due to the complete rejection of the 4th Amendment by America's Gestapo: The Dept. of Homeland Security. Do they see themselves that way? Of course not. Neither did Gestapo and SS agents. The thugs never see themselves as thugs.
      You cannot get them to do away with these by passing another law. However, if a large percentage of the discretionary passengers would boycott for just one month every year, say July -- or better yet November! -- then the crash of income from air travel would get the Airline CEO's down the backs of Congressmen so fast you would see they this bullshit gone by July of next year. The hundreds of billions in lost income, and don't forget the fallout effect!, would quickly correct the situation.
      Except for one thing: Principal! The principal that we have a RIGHT to privacy did not get its intellectual motivation from monetary concerns. Rather, it came from governmental abuse. How quickly America has forgotten the really important things just for the convenience of a few!

    171. Re:Update on this story by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Well that is why I put the "MP" part on there you seem to have missed. One of my grandpas was an MP and getting to hang around him and his fellow MPs one thing I learned is there is NOBODY that takes the law more seriously than a USMC MP. To him and his friends to break the law in performance of his duty would have been like pissing on the USMC flag, he would have rather died first. They take their oaths VERY seriously and I honestly can't see a USMC MP bringing dishonor to the corp and his fellow MPs by going rampage or using extreme force if it wasn't warranted.

      Now as far as stuff like Iraq? frankly I'd say you can't really judge them like you could an MP on an airplane, simply because of the incredible horrors they have to deal with day after day after day. my second grandfather was USAAF Sgt in charge of ensuring the communication lines between the front and HQ work and I was fortunate enough to have him tell me what it was like from his landing on day 3 to the end of the war when he got a wall dropped on him by a Werewulf squad and spent two years in a body cast.

      He told me of how in France they would be walking along checking the line when suddenly a German artillery manning a hidden Flak88 would use one of the men as a target trying to kill them with shrapnel and when it would hit your friend would be nothing but a fine red mist that coated everything, or how he ran into my great uncle Mike on the road to the Rhine and while they were laughing and joking with their CO the entire side of the CO's face exploded from a German sniper shot, covering them in his brains and skull fragments. Mike was a trained sharpshooter and saw where the smoke came from and bore down. When he got there he found a woman 6 months pregnant trying to reach for her sidearm to blow him away, so he killed her with a head shot.

      I give my grandfather credit, because he was always brutally honest yet said after all that horror and burying so many of his friends there was only ONE time he came close to "saying damn the rules lets get some payback" as he put it, was when he was there when they liberated one of the Polish camps and saw little kids starved to death and piled like cordwood. He said the ONLY thing that kept he and his buddies from just lining the Nazis against the wall and shooting them in cold blood was one of the prisoners spoke English and told them that the guards were just flunkies called up at the last minute to guard the camp while the real bastards snuck off in the night, and the flunkies had been horrified and was treating them well and sharing what they had.

      So I find it hard to judge guys in that situation, as frankly you don't know how much horror they had been exposed to before the atrocities occurred. You can only take so much truly vicious acts happening to people you know before you see everybody as one of "them". That said I don't see how you would have that same problem with MPs as long as you didn't take them straight from the front to airplane duty. There are plenty here in the states they could use for the job, and with their dedication to upholding the law I personally would feel safer with one of them than a civilian in that role.

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    172. Re:Update on this story by dynamo · · Score: 1

      Ok, I mostly agree with you but.. seriously, did your friend who is from Hungary really say "In communist Hungary" when referring to their home country? Sounds a lot like "In soviet Russia"..

    173. Re:Update on this story by dynamo · · Score: 1

      We could have stopped at locked and reinforced cockpit doors as far as what we've done so far, but it'd be helpful (and violently opposed, I bet, and perhaps not as practical as in the movies) to also throw in sleeping gas dispensers for the passenger cabin, so the pilot could set that off just before doing an emergency landing if an attempted hijacking took place. It might keep more people alive a bit longer.

      And it'd be cool.

  2. I never thought I'd be saying this, but... by Translation+Error · · Score: 2

    Yay, Texas.

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    1. Re:I never thought I'd be saying this, but... by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Texas can also refuse flights originating from airports which perform patdowns.

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    2. Re:I never thought I'd be saying this, but... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      They don't have to. Any commercial aircraft that flies into Texas would become trapped there.

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    3. Re:I never thought I'd be saying this, but... by gknoy · · Score: 1

      That would be Very Bad for business, wouldn't it?

    4. Re:I never thought I'd be saying this, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that would violate federal jurisdiction over interstate commerce.

  3. What about Intra-Texas Flights? by bwohlgemuth · · Score: 1

    Have to wonder since most airports are local/state owned entities, could the TSA legally pull it's shenanigans on flights that originate and terminate within Texas? /yes, of course they will //but isn't the crux of the DOJ's argument around Interstate Commerce?

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    1. Re:What about Intra-Texas Flights? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Southwest Airlines exists because of the possibility of intra-Texas flights, so I'd have to say that the TSA would fail.

    2. Re:What about Intra-Texas Flights? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      By NOT participating in interstate commerce, you are affecting interstate commerce. Or so the modern legal theory goes.

    3. Re:What about Intra-Texas Flights? by teodesian · · Score: 1

      Not if they implemented a "No Fly Zone" like they did with Quaddafi. A "No Fly Zone" was proposed in the DOJ/TSA threat after all.

    4. Re:What about Intra-Texas Flights? by diamondmagic · · Score: 1

      At which point it becomes intrastate commerce, and the state's responsibility instead of the federal government's. Unlike the purposeful perversion of "interstate" trade that FDR created, that's what the constitution actually says. Regulatory powers over commerce under the Constitution is given to either the Federal government or the state, but not both. Sstates are likewise prohibited from taxing and regulating interstate trade except to control banned products coming into the state.

    5. Re:What about Intra-Texas Flights? by Talderas · · Score: 1

      The TSA threat was to shut down flights out of Texas. Not flights into Texas.

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    6. Re:What about Intra-Texas Flights? by ebuck · · Score: 1

      While it is an interesting idea, I am pretty sure that a "No Fly Zone" would have to be enforced by planes that were either under control of the United States Navy (most likely, they have more planes) or the United States Air Force.

      There are very specific clauses in the Constitution which addresses the US Armed Forces (defined by the Army, Navy, and Marines (and extended to the Air Force as they branched from the Army) which bar service members from acting against US citizens. While the public may remain ignorant about the rules, the armed forces (who will quickly be judged under the harsher UCMJ) are much more aware of this aspect of the law.

      Therefore, your interesting idea would not be legal under the Constitution unless the USA would declare that Texas was party to a civil war. Granted, Texas has a reputation (undeserved) of being a bunch of gun toting quick tempered cowboys, but a civil war must be based on something more than a reputation.

    7. Re:What about Intra-Texas Flights? by Skarecrow77 · · Score: 1

      I believe that GP is referring to court cases where the federal government has successfully perverted the intrastate commerce law to apply to intrastate commerce by arguing that by purposely choosing not to sell out of state, the party they are attempting to strongarm is somehow affecting the market prices, etc, therefore the feds have jurisdiction.

      up until that decision, the argument "the commerce cause will let us do anything we want" was mostly just fluff. scary fluff, but still fluff nonetheless. now however, post-decisions, it's apparently completely true. The federal government CAN do anything it wants unless all 3 of the following are true:
      1. it specifically directly violates the constitution
      2. somebody is willing to "make a federal case out of it"
      3. the supreme court is willing to ignore the federal attorney's arguments

    8. Re:What about Intra-Texas Flights? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Historically I remember Southwest Airlines used short flights (under 2 hours) and not necessarily intra-Texas flights. This was mostly dictated by the fact they only fly 737s which did not have long haul capabilities. To go across the country, you'd have to connect many legs but after all the legs, you'd save enough money that it was worth it to many people.

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    9. Re:What about Intra-Texas Flights? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      You are correct, but things do not actually work this way. Our Supreme Court is too corrupt to actually apply common sense when reading the Constitution.

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    10. Re:What about Intra-Texas Flights? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It's effectively the same thing. The planes would end up in Texas and the only way for them to be removed would be by disassembling them and sending them via truck out of state.

    11. Re:What about Intra-Texas Flights? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      SWA got their start with intra-Texas flights operating out of Dallas' Love Field. Read about it here.

  4. Re:"interesting to see if Texas can pave the way" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One more reason to fly Southwest.

  5. Re:About Time, Texas! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    agreed! Both of you

  6. Great news citizens! by denzacar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also, the chocolate ration will be raised to twenty grammes a week.

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    1. Re:Great news citizens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      but I could have sworn it was twenty-five grammes last week.

    2. Re:Great news citizens! by divide+overflow · · Score: 1

      but I could have sworn it was twenty-five grammes last week.

      On the other hand, do remember that a gramme is better than a damn.

    3. Re:Great news citizens! by Surt · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you're misremembering, and it doesn't matter anyway as we've been further able to increase the ration to 15 grammes.

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    4. Re:Great news citizens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it was just 30 grams! This is an outra...hold on. Somebody's at the door. BRB.

  7. Whew! by martinux · · Score: 1

    I thought I was going to have to resort to dating to be the recipient of some third-base action.

  8. This story was submitted to Slashdot yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  9. Counter to federal laws? by schwit1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The Department of Justice has sent a letter to Texas legislative leaders warning that the rule would run counter to federal laws."

    What ever happened to the 4th amendment? Isn't that federal law?

    1. Re:Counter to federal laws? by Scutter · · Score: 2

      What ever happened to the 4th amendment?

      The what, now? Sorry, doesn't ring a bell.

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    2. Re:Counter to federal laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THOSE laws only apply to corporate citizens and their government representatives.

    3. Re:Counter to federal laws? by dhickman · · Score: 1

      I would say the 10th amendment is the one in question here.

    4. Re:Counter to federal laws? by SirGeek · · Score: 1

      What federal law were they citing ? Oh they weren't citing a specific law because there aren't any !

      The TSA has a "policy", it is NOT a law that you have to have your junk felt up to travel. At least no yet it isn't...

    5. Re:Counter to federal laws? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      That issue has been covered many times... they are not forcing you to get on the plane, you are always free to walk away.

    6. Re:Counter to federal laws? by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      Not during this last decade, no.

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    7. Re:Counter to federal laws? by quickgold192 · · Score: 1

      And Texas (should have) wrote back "no shit, that's the point."

    8. Re:Counter to federal laws? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 3, Informative

      No actually you aren't. Too lazy to google it now, but it was here on /. and many other places about a guy who refused and tried to leave and was threatened with a $10k fine

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    9. Re:Counter to federal laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That issue has been covered many times... they are not forcing you to get on the plane, you are always free to walk away.

      Not true. There are many people who have reported that when they chose to walk away, rather than submit to having their genitals groped, they were held prisoner and threatened with arrest. At least one has been threatened with a several thousand dollar fine for publicizing it, rather than submitting like a good German.

    10. Re:Counter to federal laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No your not. Once you are in line, if you get out of line they will detain you. So as to prevent terrorists from testing the system, or so they say.

    11. Re:Counter to federal laws? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      You are required to adhere to TSA regulations. Statutory law authorizes and empowers regulatory law.

      That you don't get to see TSA's regulations is another topic.

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    12. Re:Counter to federal laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because there are fairly LARGE signs at every checkpoint (At least at DFW Intl. Airport there are) that state quite explicitly that once you start the security check process, you must finish, or you could be fined. Which, honestly, if you saw someone who was walking through suddenly decide they don't wanna do this anymore, you would put up a red flag of 'suspicious' as well.

      So yeah... perhaps those people should have not been so lazy as to NOT READ THE SIGNS.

    13. Re:Counter to federal laws? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Yeah, his name was "Johnny Edge". Crazy story, but in the end he walked out without being scanned, arrested, or fined. Clearly the TSA dicks can threaten you with whatever they want (a mall cop can threaten you with whatever he wants, too) - but apparently in the end they realized he was free to walk away...

    14. Re:Counter to federal laws? by wurp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So I give up my constitutional rights if I pass a sign saying that the passing beyond it voids my rights?

    15. Re:Counter to federal laws? by dummondwhu · · Score: 1

      I would go along with this logic if the airlines were not private companies (ignoring previous government bailouts that have happened for a moment), where the TSA has inserted itself into the middle.

      Think about it: this is no different than if the TSA was patting people down as they walk into Walmart. Obviously, causing a plane crash has the potential for disaster, but so does bombing a shopping center. Or a refinery. Is the TSA checking people going in and out of those, or do the companies employ their own security, if needed? I'm betting it's the latter in just about all other cases.

      As a consumer, if I feel like I need airlines to offer security, I will tell them about it and then I will refuse to fly on airlines that do not meet my standard. It's not my interest or in the interest of the airlines to have lax security because crashes cost a lot of money and lead to some really bad public opinion (isn't that why ValuJet changed its name?).

      I don't have an issue with pat-downs done at airports as much as I have a problem with a third, uninvolved party having inserted itself in the middle to perform the "service". Consumers should have choices. If they don't want to be patted down, and some airline doesn't want to pay for the security, then they should be free to seek each other out and do business - at their own risk (risk of death or injury for the traveler, risk of huge financial liability for the airline).

      The choice should belong to the parties involved, not to the TSA.

    16. Re:Counter to federal laws? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      "The Department of Justice has sent a letter to Texas legislative leaders warning that the rule would run counter to federal laws."

      What ever happened to the 4th amendment? Isn't that federal law?

      Trumped by the commerce clause and general welfare clause. You could also argue it is not an unreasonable search; or even it is not an unreasonable searh and seizure since nothing is seized.

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    17. Re:Counter to federal laws? by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Trumped by the commerce clause and general welfare clause

      Hey, that's convenient. Any time you cross state lines, you're engaging in interstate commerce. That means the 4th amendment doesn't apply!

      Hold on! Even if you're not crossing state lines, you might have drugs in the trunk! That means we can search your car due to the general welfare clause.

      You could also argue it is not an unreasonable search

      That would be a laugh!

      If the commerce clause and general welfare clause work the way you think they do, than none of the protections in the constitution are any protection at all. We might as well scrap the entire bill of rights. Oh wait, we already have.

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    18. Re:Counter to federal laws? by fermion · · Score: 1
      So this says we are to be secure in our houses and effects. Like the second amendement, it is pretty clear what the state can and can't do. Unlike the second amendment, it is not defended by the hysterical populous who is afraid the some minority might one day venture into their neighborhood. So it is basically dead. The police can enter a home on many pretexts. The police may detain you and search you person anytime you are in a public place with no probable cause a rational person would consider valid.

      To be fair, the airport has been designated a zone where most of our rights do not exist. We enter it freely knowing that a minimally trained TSA agent can do whatever they want to us.

      But there are other violations of the atrocities signed into law by Bush. The fourteenth amendment says that citizens cannot hace rights abridged without due process. I don't think that the legislature is due process to abridge rights of the entire population, so airport checks where we are molested does not pass a rational person interpretation of the constitution.

      What is clear is that only the Federal government has the ability to regulate interstate commerce and travel. Therefore, while the state can control what happens inside it boarders, and is free to disallow molesting of passengers, interstate travel is something different.

      What is also clear is that the TSA is more about limiting travel of Americans rather than making travel safer. Like the Berlin wall, it is meant to kept the citizens ignorant and facile.

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    19. Re:Counter to federal laws? by jd · · Score: 1

      No, the Constitution is not a Federal law. In fact, there is nothing in the Constitution that applies to private citizens at all. It is a law of governance, not the governed.

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    20. Re:Counter to federal laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, um, ah.....no one is forcing you to go to the airport!!!

    21. Re:Counter to federal laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm assuming the 'Fed' is using the pretext of 'Interstate Commerce' as its sword here. Since all commercial* and inter-state flights( not sure about in-state private) are required to be reported to the FAA, they'll use that as jurisdictional priority over all individuals 4th Amendment rights.

      This whole issue could be avoided if the TSA, DHS, and Congress-critters, pulled their head out of their ass and designed proper screening procedures and equipment. Rather than fund pork project, back-room deal, 'back-scatter' scanners that are not thoroughly vetted by the FDA, IEEE, and NIST.

      Here's the main point: If this was all truly about terrorism, and a foreign terrorist made it through the NSA, CIA, FBI, and ICE nets and was able to board a plane and blow it up or hi-jack it, well then we deserve what we get at that point. How many billions do that we spend on all those agencies to keep suspected terrorists out of the country? If one foreigner can get THAT far and commit the act, we've failed as a nation and deserve it.

      Home-grown terrorism* is its own beast. And I use the term *terrorism there lightly. Depending on your views, and the act itself, some might call such individuals patriots. The scope of such a situation though, is extremely small, and not much more than a 2, 3 time a century, event.

    22. Re:Counter to federal laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fourth amendment does not apply to consensual searches. The government is allowed to make access to a secure area contingent on a search for dangerous objects. If you do not consent, you can simply not enter the area.

      Now, the current searches exceed what is prudent, effective, and necessary, but the courts don't consider that under a rational basis review.

    23. Re:Counter to federal laws? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It's that place in the Constitution which says that the government can't search you without a reason and a warrant, unless they think they really, really ought to search you anyway.

  10. Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

    Sad thing is, I'd rather have a patdown over increased chances of cancer.

    1. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As it happens, the whole-body imaging scanners do not eliminate pat-downs. It does happen that a passenger goes through the WBI scanner, takes the risk of skin cancer (X-ray backscatter machines) or skin burns (millimeter wave radar machines), and has to submit to a resolution pat-down.

      The frequency of this happening is unknown -- but higher than the very low percentage claimed by TSA (without any citations of course).

    2. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. At least with the patdown you're given the chance to make a TSA agent hate his job, even if only for a few moments. I recommend viagra and copious amounts of hip gyration. Turn the molester into the molestee.

    3. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with the sentiment, but let's not take out our frustrations on the TSA agents by calling them molesters. That's like being an ass to a cop who writes you a parking ticket. They're just doing their jobs.

    4. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TSA doesn't make the policy.
      Most of them don't even like it.

    5. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      If that is the case, then you shouldn't be on an airplane to begin with. if you fly at 30,000 feet for 2 hours, you will get 60 times the dose from one of those screening machines.

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    6. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I can't avoid THAT radiation if I'm going to fly, it's not OPTIONAL. The scanners are. If ONE person gets cancer from the scanners, that's too many, since NO ONE is being saved by them. Also, the cost is absurd.

    7. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But apparently they don't dislike it enough to make waves internally. It's the whole contractors-on-the-Death-Star discussion all over again.

    8. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Lifyre · · Score: 1

      I know right? No one is going to be particularly impressed with my genitals or physique but honestly if they're that interested they could ask nicely to see my balls... wait no they can't that's sexual harassment... But apparently telling me they're going to look at them or touch them whether I like it or not is ok.

      I wonder what would happen to me if I VOLUNTEERED to show them my balls...

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    9. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Cost absurd? For 400 bucks I took a round trip of about 1,000 miles each way. Total travel time for me was roughly 8 hours round trip including time to the airport, to my hotel, back to the airport and back home.

      Time in a car would have been more like 50 hours. If car traveling were free, then I paid around $9/hour for time savings.

      Car traveling would have cost around $320 in gas, and more than that in depreciation of the car. The flight is cheaper than the car.

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    10. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Lifyre · · Score: 1

      I was going to bring up the guy being arrested for doing pretty much just that in SF International but apparently it wasn't a true story.

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    11. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by ebuck · · Score: 1

      Do you really think that a back scattering machine contains the energy back scattered from your body when it has two huge gaping holes aligned with the most common entry / exit paths? As far as I can tell, to the people standing in line, the only shielding is a few feet of air (and the bodies of those before them).

      So take your pat down (if you're lucky to get it instead of a screening). But don't think you're getting off with no exposure. Note that the TSA people generally don't stand in front of the entrance / exit, I wonder if that's policy.

    12. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by random+coward · · Score: 1

      Yes they do make the policy. The law instituted the TSA required them to ensure travel security. It doesn't require them to sexually exploit passengers. The regulations that put that into place were in fact created by the TSA itself. While it was the upper echelon of the TSA that came up with the regulations; there are no shortage of complicit blue vests at the airports "randomly" picking the cute young women for rapescans and feeldowns either all while just following orders. Nice excuse that.

    13. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe GP was referring to the cost of the scanner.

      *whoooooosh!*

    14. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by cos(0) · · Score: 1

      They're just doing their jobs.

      I thought the Nuremberg Trials showed that this cannot be used as a justification.

    15. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Script+Cat · · Score: 2

      There are TAX dollars that are being wasted on those boondoggles. Back in the 1980's Ronald Reagan did a big fake star wars initiative and scared the Soviets into bankruptcy. I find it amazing how well this same strategy is working on us, scared into bankruptcy by some losers in the desert with peashooters and no girl friends.

    16. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that is the case, then you shouldn't be on an airplane to begin with. if you fly at 30,000 feet for 2 hours, you will get 60 times the dose from one of those screening machines.

      Where are the citations to prove that ? No one but the vendor has provide any details on the level of radiation produced by the machines and even their own
      paper work shows variations in the amount of radiation from 1 to 1000 times what they have stated is the operating level.

      Now, they claim those readings were because the technicians couldn't understand the paper work ... hmmm. can't read a meter and write the numbers down.. do you really want to trust your life and health to them ?

    17. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they are molesting you while "doing their job" then yes, I will call them a molester.

      Of course, I'm also not flying again so whatever...

    18. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I'd take Auschwitz over Dachau any day of the week.

    19. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by jsm18 · · Score: 1

      Do you really think that a back scattering machine contains the energy back scattered from your body when it has two huge gaping holes aligned with the most common entry / exit paths?

      Did anyone else have to read this a few times to figure out that the two huge gaping holes are in the machine, not the body? Anyone?

    20. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      I just saw the spinal tap movie with the guy going through security with a zuccini wrapped in foil down his pants. Presumably on backscatter he would just look luckier than most.

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    21. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by gknoy · · Score: 1

      He meant the cost of deploying the scanners, not the cost of air travel.

    22. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      The main concern I have is that the radiation on a flight is ambient, whereas the radiation from one of those terminals is induced by a person and consequently has multiple points of failure. Hardware fail safes might not work, software fail safes might not work, the operator may not know what s/he is doing. For some fun horror stories, just read about Therac-25. Yes, I'm probably conflating the issue, but we're talking about taking a relatively untested device (at least by people who are not selling the device) being used by individuals with minimal training and implementing it on millions of passengers, hell even children and pregnant women, all in the name of security theater.

      At the moment, nothing horrible has happend, but I'm sure I could dig up a study or two where long-term radiation exposure has led to an increased prevalence in cancer. As an example in other domains, habitual smoking has lead to lug cancer and drinking to liver failure.

      So if you're happy with the federal government and the TSA shaving 5-10 years off of your life feel free to let yourself be irradiated like a frozen burrito. As for me, if I can avoid or minimize my risk, I will.

    23. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Xacid · · Score: 1

      Out of modpoints - but that's pretty much my sentiment as well. If we got rid of patdowns would that mean I'd be forced to radiate myself? At least now I have the option to do one or the other - and hell, finally getting a little action isn't so bad. Even if they are wearing gloves and being exceptionally courteous.

    24. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      ... you do know the difference between being indirectly exposed to unfocused radiation when separated by layers of aluminums, plastic polymers, insulation, etc, and being directly exposed to concentrated ionizing radiation where your thin clothing is the only thing separating you from the radiation... right?

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    25. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by black+soap · · Score: 1

      Really? Where did you get this information? Because so far, the government has refused to publish exactly how much radiation each scan uses, except in very vague terms. I am familiar with many ways of measuring radiation, and I'm pretty sure "about as much as a dental xray" is not a unit. When these are regulated as medical devices, then we'll talk.

    26. Re:Can we also have an anti-radiation law? by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      They're just doing their jobs.

      Anytime someone says that, I think of the officers and soldier at the concentration camps. They were just doing their jobs also. You can justify anything by the need to pay the mortgage.

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  11. This doesn't sound like Texas politics... by bradorsomething · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Something's going on in the background here... it's unlikely these legislators are taking such a myopic view. Say the TSA tries to ban flights to Texas... really? Would anyone stand for this? Even a Californian would stand up for Texas if that were to happen. Even an Oregonian... hell, maybe even someone from Delaware.

    This bill sounds like something John Wayne would support, which means it should be gravy to pass through the Texas house.

    1. Re:This doesn't sound like Texas politics... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      It did pass through the Texas House, and did so without a Nay vote. It was the Texas Senate that changed things up at the last minute when the federal DOJ began issuing memos about the consequences.

      This would have been almost instantly stayed by the courts had it been signed into law. It would be on hold until it made its way to the Supreme Court which would, I suspect, overturn it on about a 7-2 basis, if there was any dissent.

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    2. Re:This doesn't sound like Texas politics... by hedwards · · Score: 2

      I'm not so sure. This violates the rights of Texans to travel freely about the country as well as being an unwarranted grab on states' rights. Additionally, the Federal Government only has limited rights in terms of impeding interstate travel.

      So, this could also be a very Texan thing to do.

    3. Re:This doesn't sound like Texas politics... by Idbar · · Score: 1

      To be completely honest, Delaware has no airports so probably they will be first to support that! :) (I'd support having a Delaware airport)

      But seriously, Dallas? Houston? Those are major air traffic hubs. At least Continental wouldn't be happy to see something like that happening.

    4. Re:This doesn't sound like Texas politics... by tweak13 · · Score: 1

      There are several airports in Delaware, they just don't have scheduled airline service.

    5. Re:This doesn't sound like Texas politics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the kind of stuff Texans. This pretty much ensures that it will pass. Them good ole boys don't bluff easily.

    6. Re:This doesn't sound like Texas politics... by lexsird · · Score: 1

      You might try looking into if they were threatened with some secret "patriot act" horseshit. The fucking Feds have left the reservation on this one, folks. Our military is not home to protect us, and I am not sure if they would protect us from them. How often have they polled our military on "would you shoot American Civilians if ordered". Eventually, they will get enough positive numbers to give them balls to try even more crap. We have Generals that would probably love to shove this Patriot Act crap down some treasonous politicians throats with a rifle butt, but are these particular Generals conveniently deployed in some trumped up war?

      How big of a treasonous dick do they need to stuff in our asses before we start to do something about this?

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    7. Re:This doesn't sound like Texas politics... by Paul1969 · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? Texans are perfectly free to travel around the country by car, bus, foot, horse, llama...
      Air travel is not a Constitutionally guaranteed right, buddy.

    8. Re:This doesn't sound like Texas politics... by polle404 · · Score: 1

      They would have to ban international flights as well, since pedobear fondling & Xray scanners aren't used in the rest of the world.
      Hell, most countries in EU would would arrest you for sexual assault, and the scanners would require properly trained medical personnel (fully trained nurses) to operate them.

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  12. Re:"interesting to see if Texas can pave the way" by Surt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That would be interesting as the primary defense against hijacking is a locked door, not a pat down.

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  13. No on patdowns, but still support the rape-scans? by ocdude · · Score: 2
    I mean, there is this (emphasis mine):

    "Instead of threatening to shut down flights in Texas, why doesn't the TSA just show us their statutory authority to grope or ogle our private parts?" asked Simpson.

    But aside from that, and perhaps it's my unfamiliarity with the proposal, I don't see any indication that this is trying to end the practice of treating everyone like a criminal.

  14. Tough Texans, not. by wcrowe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Texas caved almost immediately. The next time some Texan starts bragging about what badasses they are down there, I'm going to bring this up. The TSA wrote one threatening letter and they peed their collective pants and groveled.

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  15. Re:About Time, Texas! by reub2000 · · Score: 1

    ...because nothing say fuck you like introducing a bill that was never intended to be signed into law. Legislators from everywhere at all levels of government routinely introduce bills intended more as a statement than as an action.

  16. Re:"interesting to see if Texas can pave the way" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bah. We already had one guy do that last year in Austin. We don't need to be giving the crazies any more ideas than they already have.

  17. Re:No on patdowns, but still support the rape-scan by jandrese · · Score: 1

    I'm no fan of backscatter X-Ray machines, but "rape-scans"? Come on.

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  18. The feds would win this one by davidwr · · Score: 1

    The TSA/FAA could easily bar all takeoffs of scheduled flights that had enough fuel to get to the Texas border.

    If they tried to shut down flights between Houston, Austin, and San Antonio or not-much-reserve-fuel flights between those cities and DFW the courts may toss them out.

    In any case, the very real possibility that the feds would say "okay, no pat-downs, fine, no scheduled airline flights in and out of Texas" made this bill nothing more than a political "stand up for your principles" bill.

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    1. Re:The feds would win this one by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      Just let Texas withhold their oil and beef. We'd have a really interesting time if they stuck to their guns.

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    2. Re:The feds would win this one by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Delta would go out of business really quick. Within a day or two. So I say they should have done it.

      Besides, TSA regulations allow airports to hire 3rd party security other than the TSA. Why not just get all the airports in Texas to stop using the TSA and switch to 3rd party contractors?

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    3. Re:The feds would win this one by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      TSA guidelines require that third party contractors conduct business exactly to TSA standards or above. If they're not as horrible as the TSA, then you're violating the rules.

  19. Groping by verbatim · · Score: 4, Funny

    But if the TSA doesn't grope my junk, who will?

    Forever Alone...

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    1. Re:Groping by dhickman · · Score: 1

      Man I wish Space Moose was still around. Imagine a post 9/11 Space Moose.

      Wait, most of the people on /. was probably in grade school when that internet comic was strong.

      I feel old.

    2. Re:Groping by Volguus+Zildrohar · · Score: 1

      You can take comfort in the fact that you're not alone.

      Now watch me pull a rabbit out of my pants.

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    3. Re:Groping by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Yeah they should hire some attractive 20-ish female agents and the whole issue would be moot.

  20. meh; I'll Godwin law this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So can someone translate "homeland security police" into German for me?

    1. Re:meh; I'll Godwin law this one by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      According to Google Translate, it comes out as "Innere Sicherheit Polizei"

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    2. Re:meh; I'll Godwin law this one by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      So can someone translate "homeland security police" into German for me?

      Literally: Heimat Sicherheits Polizei; although Vaterland Schutz Polizei has a better ring to it.

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    3. Re:meh; I'll Godwin law this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So can someone translate "homeland security police" into German for me?

      Literally: Heimat Sicherheits Polizei; although Vaterland Schutz Polizei has a better ring to it.

      Except that travelers aren't allowed to know what TSA policy is, (shit, half the time, TSOs don't even know what policy is), because the policies themselves must be kept secret. And it's not your security that matters. It's the state's security that matters.

      So I think the word we're looking for is Geheime, and they work for the State, not just for random security purposes, so I'm gonna go for Geheime Statz Polizei.

      Like most German phrases, that's altogether too cumbersome, and it needs a snappy colloquial abbreviation or something. A snapcolloq, if you will.

      Papers, please. And don't mind the grope. Your TSO hates it as much as you do, but as you can plainly see, he's just following orders.

  21. Re:No on patdowns, but still support the rape-scan by ocdude · · Score: 1

    The company's called rapiscan. I use the pun all the time when flying, guess it doesn't come across well in text.

  22. Re:No on patdowns, but still support the rape-scan by GodricL · · Score: 1

    Don't think of them as rape-scans. Think of them as Rap e-scans. E-scans for the up and coming rap star.

  23. Maybe Indiana has the balls to do it first by ka9dgx · · Score: 2

    I've already suggest to my local representative that she introduce similar legislation in Indiana..... here's what I wrote:
        I ask that you consider introducing legislation similar to that of the recently pulled HB 1937 of the State of Texas.

        Here's the link to their web site about the bill: http://www.legis.state.tx.us/BillLookup/Text.aspx?LegSess=82R&Bill=HB1937

        It would criminalize the types of searches the TSA has been doing, which are in violation of the 4th Amendment of the US Constitution.

        In introducing this, you would show that you stand for the rights of your fellow Hoosiers. We don't have as much air traffic to worry about, so their is less fallout. You would also show some distance between yourself and the DC beltway crowd, which will probably come in handy soon, as they keep debasing the dollar, leaving the States out to dry.

        Thanks for your time and attention.

    1. Re:Maybe Indiana has the balls to do it first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right!

      Never make it past Bitch Daniels's desk -- he is the fucking beltway crowd, And I sure don't see our legislators having the balls to override a veto.

    2. Re:Maybe Indiana has the balls to do it first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Indiana has the balls to do it first

      I'm not certain. Maybe TSA agent needs to check if they do or don't. Can't be too careful!

    3. Re:Maybe Indiana has the balls to do it first by qubezz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would think committing sexual assault would be already against the law in every US state. If you discover after you go through security that you are going to have your genitals and breasts groped, you are threatened with arrest and financial penalty if you do not submit or if you attempt to escape the false imprisonment. The TSA saying it is a voluntary search would be an easily broken defence. There's a few top hands at the TSA that could have arrest warrants set on them for conspiracy to commit sex crimes.

      Just following orders has not been proven an infallible defence.

      How about Texas boots the TSA out of their state, loads up planes using their own security procedures that follows the US constitution (namely the 4th [rights against unreasonable search and seizure], 5th [no person shall be deprived of property and liberty], 2nd [the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed], common law[right to travel], and especially the 10th [powers not delegated to the US by the constitution are reserved to the states]). Then they can see if the US government is willing to shoot down planes full of US citizens or let them crash after they run out of fuel instead of granting a landing. Be ready to hire your own air traffic controllers too. Security theatre is unnecessary, a terrorist would have to buy every ticket on the flight to have a chance of committing another 9/11 attack, because passengers would beat a hijacker to death with their bare hands.

    4. Re:Maybe Indiana has the balls to do it first by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Indiana? Isn't that the state who's Supreme Court just ruled that individuals do not have the right to resist police who invade their home illegally? Good luck getting them to stop the TSA from touching you illegally.

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    5. Re:Maybe Indiana has the balls to do it first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to admit it, really, but: That entire paragraph is the truth, and should be the only consideration used when making these types of laws.

    6. Re:Maybe Indiana has the balls to do it first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like Texas is willing to spend money on that.

  24. Go Texas! by DaMattster · · Score: 0

    Normally I am not a huge fan of Texas because, in Texas, you are guilty until proven innocent. However, I am glad to see them standing up to the Federal government's blatant violation the 4th Amendment protection from unreasonable search. The pat downs done by TSA does violate the fourth amendment because anyone can be subject to it. A police officer must have reasonably articulated suspicion or fear of personal harm before he or she can conduct a frisk.

    1. Re:Go Texas! by cycleflight · · Score: 1

      Guilty until proven innocent in Texas? How so?

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  25. Re:About Time, Texas! by Skarecrow77 · · Score: 1

    How do you jive "never intended to be signed into law" with the fact that it passed the Texas house -already- and, when the US attorney general of Texas said "you can't pass a state law that violates federal law" They basically said "really? watch us do it." It wasn't until the TSA basically strongarmed/blackmailed the state legislature when they brought out it's "Pass it and we'll ground every flight into and out of Texas, see how well your citizens like you then" that -some- of the senators backed down. Unfortunately, it was enough that the law would have failed so it was withdrawn.

    Having a bill withdrawn is politically much more expedient than having it fail.

  26. Not Economically Feasible by Goboxer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Despite their huffing and puffing it is not economically feasible or wise to shut down Texas air traffic. Houston is a major hub for several shipping companies and there are other large companies based in Texas. If they were to prevent air travel that would undermine the economic recovery they Feds have been chasing. Maybe not a lot, but a simple act like that would have rippling impacts and cost this country millions if not billions of dollars.

    Texas should play their game and call their bluff.

    1. Re:Not Economically Feasible by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

      That was my thought exactly. How long do you think a federal ban on air travel too and from Texas would last? Especially with an election coming up.

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    2. Re:Not Economically Feasible by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Despite their huffing and puffing it is not economically feasible or wise to shut down Texas air traffic. Houston is a major hub for several shipping companies and there are other large companies based in Texas. If they were to prevent air travel that would undermine the economic recovery they Feds have been chasing. Maybe not a lot, but a simple act like that would have rippling impacts and cost this country millions if not billions of dollars.

      Texas should play their game and call their bluff.

      Texas would fold and walk away in less than a day; in fact they already seem to have tossed in their cards. No surprise there.

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    3. Re:Not Economically Feasible by polle404 · · Score: 1

      Texas should play their game and call their bluff.

      Yup, since the groping & scanning only happens in the US, they'd have to ban all international flights as well.
      I guess that would make TX the only state open to international flights?

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    4. Re:Not Economically Feasible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Houston is a major hub for several shipping companies and there are other large companies based in Texas.

      Except...CARGO doesn't care if its genitals are groped, or that its children are sexually molested in front of dozens of people.
      And the CEOs of those companies don't have to endure this assault on human dignity when they fly, they just hop into their private jet and leave.

      No, only 'the Masses' are forced to endure this abuse at the hands of our own Government. unfortunately, these sheep would rather be assaulted than have to find alternative methods of travel. And with the TSA trying to muscle into train stations, pretty soon you're going to see Government sponsored grope stations on your local interstates!

    5. Re:Not Economically Feasible by r_jensen11 · · Score: 2

      Houston is a major hub for several shipping companies and there are other large companies based in Texas. If they were to prevent air travel that would undermine the economic recovery they Feds have been chasing.

      My understanding is that the ban would only be applicable to retail flights. Private flights (commercial, recreational) should be completely independent of whatever the FAA does to US Airways, Delta, and whoever else is left

  27. Texas is big enough... by alispguru · · Score: 1

    ... that there is a lot of intra-state airplane traffic - that's how Southwest got their start.

    Does TSA have any authority over air traffic that doesn't cross state boundaries?

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    1. Re:Texas is big enough... by Lifyre · · Score: 1

      I don't know but the better question might be will they care? I suspect the answer at least superficially is the same as asking if the FAA has authority over intra-state traffic. I don't know that answer either.

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    2. Re:Texas is big enough... by demonbug · · Score: 1

      ... that there is a lot of intra-state airplane traffic - that's how Southwest got their start.

      Does TSA have any authority over air traffic that doesn't cross state boundaries?

      I don't know for sure, but I believe all airspace is administered by the federal government, not the states. This is why there are not pilot licenses for individual states. I suppose there might be an argument that states have authority over uncontrolled airspace, but that won't help you if you are flying into/out of most airports.

  28. so they are groping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what, does that mean they admit they are groping? Must be if they have to fight for the right.

  29. 49 States to go by PPH · · Score: 1

    And then either shut down US air traffic altogether. Or figure out less intrusive methods of providing security.

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    1. Re:49 States to go by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      methods of providing security.

      What makes you think that groping and fondling people has anything to do with keeping America safe? The point is to get people to agree to be photographed naked, so that the company that makes those machines can sell more of them to the United States. The nude photographs also do little to keep us safe, as the mythbusters demonstrated when they passed a scan with razorblades in their pockets.

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  30. And what about after they land? by RingDev · · Score: 1

    So what are they going to do, fly into Texas then load the plane up on a flat bed trailer and drive it over the border?

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  31. OK - tell us how the gropes increase safety by Alain+Williams · · Score: 2
    From the story:

    The Department of Justice has sent a letter to Texas legislative leaders warning that the rule would run counter to federal laws, and could cause the Transportation Security Administration to "cancel any flight or series of flights for which it could not ensure the safety of passengers and crew."

    So can the DoJ demonstrate how the gropedown ensures the safety of passengers and crew ? Try starting with how many ''terrorists'' have been caught. If they cannot then what Texas is doing won't affect safety. I can see that it will affect the job security of TSA employees, but that seems about it -- the money would be better spent elsewhere, eg: on healthcare which would have a better positive affect on passengers and crew.

    1. Re:OK - tell us how the gropes increase safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you understand that the idea isn't to actually catch terrorists, but instead to deter them from trying in the first place?

    2. Re:OK - tell us how the gropes increase safety by juan2074 · · Score: 1

      Next we can prove how pointless the FAA is, when Texas just tells them to fuck off too.

  32. Lt Governor took the fall by goffster · · Score: 1

    Somebody had to kill the bill, so they sacrificed the Lt Governor to do it
    by having him delay long enough to have the bill "time out".

  33. Aaaaaand ..... by arisvega · · Score: 1

    ... shake twice for Texas!

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  34. Aren't airports considered ports? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If any international flights land in Texas, then I'm not sure the state has governance over the laws in the port. I may be wrong on that- I just recall something about international ports being different...

  35. Re:Tough Texans, not. by SEE · · Score: 1

    Politicians are politicians, no matter where they're from.

    Texas at least limits its legislature to meeting for 140 days every two years, and only pay the assholes $7,200 per year.

  36. Don't mess with Texas outdated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess the slogan "Don't mess with Texas," can be taken down everywhere.

  37. Biting themselves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was several elected federal officials from Texas that started all of the anti-privacy everywhere. Bush and company instituted the (UN)patriotic crap we've had since 2002. And now they don't want it used on them? If the rest of us have to live under the thumb they created, then they should also get squashed by it!

    So, Texas, take your medicine and quit belly-aching!

  38. Flying is a pain in the ass, so I won't do it. by Tetsujin · · Score: 2

    I know. I literally have not flown anywhere since 9/11. I consider it a matter of principle to keep up with my little boycott. Whenever it is mentioned in my family, they say "oh, you don't like to fly". I say "no, I would love to fly, I just refuse to do all the stupid shit I have to do before I get on a plane". And their response is always to cock their heads like dogs learning a new word.

    It's been 10 years of this, and they still find it easier to think I'm a giant pussy who doesn't want to fly, rather than accept the idea that maybe all those security checks are completely pointless. If you've *had* to fly since 9/11, you've pretty must just accepted this and gone on with your life. But to someone who still tries to do the right thing even if no one will ever notice or care, it sucks.

    Yeah, pretty much.

    Honestly, the ordinary hassles associated with flying are enough to make me hate it anyway. The security stuff just makes it worse. For these reasons I prefer to take the train whenever possible. For some destinations, though, it simply isn't an option.

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    1. Re:Flying is a pain in the ass, so I won't do it. by geekoid · · Score: 0

      Yeah, those hassles. wheew. Took me 10 minutes from the time I got my automated ticket until I was waiting at the gate.

      Whew, what a fucking hassle.

      Focusing on the hassle is stupid. If you don't like being treated a certain way, say so. Because if you say hassle, once it's been pretty much removed that what do you say?

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    2. Re:Flying is a pain in the ass, so I won't do it. by Sabriel · · Score: 2

      Just because there's no little "sucks to be you" flag besides your particular entry in the TSA/DHS database, or even 99.9% of everyone else, doesn't mean it's all sunshine and rainbows. Even if we assume a tiny false positive rate, that can still be a problem if the scale is large enough, and millions of individuals use commercial air transport.

    3. Re:Flying is a pain in the ass, so I won't do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a private pilot and live at a private airpark, meaning several of us have houses on our own little airport/airstrip. Since my garage is also my hanger (cars in the front, party...er, planes in the back), I just open the hanger door, climb in a plane, and taxi out for takeoff.

      I've not flown commercial since prior to 9/11, and have no desire to ever again.

    4. Re:Flying is a pain in the ass, so I won't do it. by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those hassles. wheew. Took me 10 minutes from the time I got my automated ticket until I was waiting at the gate.

      Whew, what a fucking hassle.

      Can't say that's ever been my experience.

      Glad I could give you a convenient opportunity to be a smart-ass, though. You must have been waiting all day. So was I, apparently.

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    5. Re:Flying is a pain in the ass, so I won't do it. by jasno · · Score: 1

      Just finished taking the train 14 hours each way for a business trip. I think I'll drive next time, mainly due to the difficulty in obtaining a rental car at the train depot(SJC). It wasn't a bad experience though. No internet, but you can drink on the train($5 bud lite? srsly?), there's 120v at most seats, and the trains around here run pretty empty so you can sit where you want.

      You know, I've gotten over the naked scanners, but the threat of a pat down... I'd hate to go to jail for kneeing some tsa agent in the face.

      The lack of a response by my fellow Americans is disturbing and disheartening. Maybe it's time to move out of the US - the inaction of the people is tantamount to demanding a police state.

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  39. There's already an Anti-Patdown Law by ikarous · · Score: 5, Informative

    It reads: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

    1. Re:There's already an Anti-Patdown Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It reads: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

      So, you'd have a hard time convincing anyone that driving is a right, and here you are implying that _flying_ is.

      You do have the right NOT to fly however.

    2. Re:There's already an Anti-Patdown Law by ikarous · · Score: 2

      I am implying no such thing. To reiterate:

      The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

      The protection provided by the fourth amendment does not depend on whether I'm trying to board a plane or whether I'm sitting in my living room in my pajamas whacking off to yaoi. It does not matter if I'm engaging in an optional activity or if I'm in line at the DMV renewing my license; the federal government may not unreasonably search me without probable cause, and since TSA personnel are agents of the federal government, I hold that their actions are a violation of the fourth amendment.

      But let's ignore the amendment for the moment and take your logic a step further. Let's say that, for the sake of everyone's greater security, the Department of Homeland Security has decided to place a patdown station at the end of every cul-de-sac so that all suburbanites can be searched on their way to work. It seems like a gross violation of their privacy, but that's okay, right? After all, they have the right NOT to leave their houses.

      Sure, this example may seem silly, but so is the argument that since flying is an optional activity, the fourth amendment somehow magically does not apply. It's a slippery slope. When in doubt, always for more personal rights; never, ever, ever opt for fewer. A narrow interpretation of our personal liberties as specified in the Bill of Rights leads to a slow, imperceptible erosion in our freedoms over time. After this erosion continues over the course of many years, those freedoms can disappear forever.

    3. Re:There's already an Anti-Patdown Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things to be seized... that pretty much covers it. No TSA 'Patdowns'.

    4. Re:There's already an Anti-Patdown Law by aralin · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the government maintains that any search at the border is by its nature reasonable and somehow they extended this stuff for international flights to all flights. Whatever. I believe I'm gonna live to see another revolution :)

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    5. Re:There's already an Anti-Patdown Law by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      If someone puts that on a T-Shirt and starts handing them out near the checkpoints, I'd donate to the cause.

    6. Re:There's already an Anti-Patdown Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you missed the secret memo where air travel was deemed illegal thus anyone purchasing a ticket and/or attempting to board an airplane is considered a felon.

    7. Re:There's already an Anti-Patdown Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, and you can exercise this right any time you want. Nobody's forcing you to go through an airport.

    8. Re:There's already an Anti-Patdown Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. We don't need any more laws. We need enforcement of the current ones. The Texans shouldn't bother with this new law, it's sufficient to throw the TSA officers in jail for ordering and executing unreasonable searches. Let the TSA forbid Texas from following the constitution, and see how well that works.

    9. Re:There's already an Anti-Patdown Law by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Well, there's that whole "unreasonable" word that appears in the text you conveniently glossed over. Reasonable people can disagree as to whether being patted down before boarding a flying death box you are not being forced to board is unreasonable or not.

    10. Re:There's already an Anti-Patdown Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To parent: Correct To others: Which box are you using now, American? Is it time for the "well regulated militia" to fight the "Domestic enemies" yet?

    11. Re:There's already an Anti-Patdown Law by ikarous · · Score: 1

      The aerodynamic properties of boxes would make them most unsuitable for air travel, and I'm not sure that patdowns would really help ensure safety.

      However, you are correct that reasonable people can disagree on whether TSA policies constitute reasonable actions, and I certainly would not blame anyone for disagreeing with me. While I hold that current policies are reasonable, it is the duty of the courts to address such constitutional ambiguities, not I:

      In 1986, the 9th Circuit Court upheld the ruling allowing airport searches to skirt the fourth amendment with the following comment: "To judge reasonableness, it is necessary to balance the right to be free of intrusion with society's interest in safe air travel." It was this ruling that allowed passage of the Aviation Transportation and Security and Security Act, which was enacted shortly after 9/11 to establish the TSA.

      I am of the opinion that since that ruling, issued in an era when air travel was associated with far fewer headaches than today, TSA policy has decidedly skewed the balance between freedom and security such that the searches are no longer reasonable and that therefore, the courts should re-examine the ruling in light of today's climate and issue a new decision.

  40. Re:Tough Texans, not. by jd · · Score: 1

    "Don't mess with Texas" apparently only applies on non-Thursdays.

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  41. Law Should Require ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... opposite-sex patdowns. I'd feel a lot more comfortable with some babe groping my junk.

    And I might even fly more!

  42. Re:Tough Texans, not. by rockman_x_2002 · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid I concur. I am quite disappointed in Texas. I don't dislike them by any means, and would still visit their wonderful state. But their legislature folded like a cheap suit on this issue, and I just find that disheartening because if there were any state in the union I would've picked to be a battleground for this, it would've likely been Texas (Florida and Georgia being #2 and #3, due to the large number of airports in Florida, and Georgia due to Atlanta).

    That being said, I'm one that refuses to fly anywhere until this nonsense has stopped. I've told my girlfriend that, should we get married, when we get ready to go on a honeymoon or any trip for that matter? If we can't drive there or go by boat, we aren't going. That I refuse to fly until the gate-rapers are gone. I value my liberty and freedom much more than that, and there's more than one way to travel around than on a stupid airplane!

  43. Re:"interesting to see if Texas can pave the way" by arbarbonif · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The primary defense against hijacking is a plane filled with people that aren't willing to be hijacked. 9/11 already did that.

  44. At Long Last by Concern · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Have we no sense of decency?

    It was all fun and games when it was graft and bribery on a multibillion spend to put millimeter wave scanners in a few security lines. It was obviously stupid because the devices can be fooled by concealing things in body cavities. In a sane world, the criminal justice system would put the Bush-era TSA people who planned this scheme on the stand, where they'd say "well, we thought it was a good idea at the time;" any high-school educated jury wouldn't believe a word of it, and would hand out prison sentences for the various criminals involved in the federal security bureaucracy and device vendors. Security apparatus steals tax money, news at 11, complete with body scans of preteen girls.

    But in these crazy times, in for a penny, in for a pound. Instead of just letting people opt-out of being scanned (no reason not to, since the devices are only reaching a few percent of travelers anyway, and even an illiterate petty criminal can explain why they're worthless for stopping terrorism), they're trying to push the issue with the also ineffective but highly titillating federally-funded full body massage.

    Perhaps it's an experiment designed to determine just how debased the American people have become - how ignorant of their own rights and heritage. In which case, well played.

    With all the ways I don't seem to see eye to eye with the Tea Party and the Texas government these days, it's a genuine pleasure to find some common ground, and say, I take my hat off to them.

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    1. Re:At Long Last by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2

      But in these crazy times, in for a penny, in for a pound. Instead of just letting people opt-out of being scanned (no reason not to, since the devices are only reaching a few percent of travelers anyway, and even an illiterate petty criminal can explain why they're worthless for stopping terrorism), they're trying to push the issue with the also ineffective but highly titillating federally-funded full body massage.

      Wait a second. You might be on to something. I might be more willing to deal with the security check if it involved a security inspection performed by a legitimate masseuse. I mean... sure... the expense. But it's not like anyone's really paying attention to that. And a nice massage might help one relax and deal better with all the delays. And we'd be "secure". Or at least as "secure" as we are now.

    2. Re:At Long Last by Kakari · · Score: 1

      I flew the first day these were implemented and damn, but that TSA agent was thorough. I have never been so relaxed for a flight before or since.

      Since then I've had variations from a full ball-count (more 'thorough' than before, but not very relaxing/massaging) to 'I touched the dude boss, can I let him go now?'

      It sucks, but when I can't escape the nudie scanner line, I'll take the transient patdown than the risk someone left the BSX/mm wave scanner in 'test' mode to save images (not that I actually care if you want a naked picture of me, but that I think it's a more severe violation of the 4th amendment).

    3. Re:At Long Last by kevinNCSU · · Score: 1

      I'm not exactly sure why you decide a device is entirely useless if by your definition it forces any would-be terrorists to take their weapons and shove them up their ass. Honestly, that sounds like the best weapon ever.

    4. Re:At Long Last by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "any high-school educated jury"

      It doesn't help that the purpose of most public schools these days is to indoctrinate young folk into believing the government (and thus by extension all agencies of the government) can do no wrong, and that America is great because of a big, powerful federal government. This is why when the feds overstep their bounds, few people care. We have a populace that believes it is the role and prerogative of the federal government to control every single aspect of our existence.

    5. Re:At Long Last by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>In a sane world, the criminal justice system would put the Bush-era TSA people who planned this scheme on the stand,

      Thank goodness Obama has been dismantling the nudie-scanners and full-body gropes, eh?

      Dude, seriously. It's 2011. You can stop the Bush-bashing already. Obama is just as bad when it comes to our privacy rights - assign blame where it's actually due. We didn't get our balls checked under GWB.

    6. Re:At Long Last by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse, those who are smart enough to know better than to trust it in that way still give themselves over to it. Better to prop up every part of the system in every professional action than to risk rallying/joining with a "sheeple," it seems.

    7. Re:At Long Last by Concern · · Score: 1

      Can you answer a simple question: did Bush's people cook up this body scanner regime or not?

      If you think I give Obama a pass on this, you're wrong - I just don't know which is worse, thinking of an idea this stupid, or not ending it on your first year in office. Also - are you against bashing our presidents? Or do you think dissent and criticism (current and historical) is unproductive or unpatriotic, like the Chinese?

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    8. Re:At Long Last by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Criticism of our government, presidents included, is the foundation of our free society.

      I am just tired of people who bash on Bush but pretend their own guy is better. I haven't seen anything to support the notion that either Republicans or Democrats are better when privacy issues are concerned.

    9. Re:At Long Last by Concern · · Score: 1

      I pretend nothing. Obama can end the TSA noodz business anytime and score political points in the process. He doesn't so we are forced to do the math; which goes roughly, anyone not ending it looks either corrupt or stupid, and I like to hope our politicians are at least getting paid to pretend it all accomplishes something.

      I am especially tired of people defending Bush - one of history's most indefensible American presidents. I'm tired of false equivalences and emotional desires for parity. Just because we're all human and no one's perfect and it's so darn hard to just call a spade a spade doesn't mean we throw up our hands and imply they're all in some sense equal, or that Bush didn't box way above his weight in the catastrophic fuckup championship. Yet it's hard not to feel there isn't something more pathetic about Obama just for how stingily he doles out actual liberalism versus the amount of scorn he receives for being liberal. With Bush, god damned if you didn't get exactly what you paid for. With Obama, if he was white and running for office in the 80's they would have called him a Republican. Except if Reagan had tortured and run a military tribunal for, say, Noriega.

      Then again I would have said "for instance" Obama wouldn't do anything as actively stupid as voluntarily starting another war in the middle east, and then the idiot went into Libya ass first. I give up.

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  45. Majority of people think grouping makes them safe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I casually talked to my wife and her girlfriend about this, and they both defended the TSA procedures, claiming they make flying safe. Somehow I suspect that TSA is the natural outcome of democracy, which equates to rule of majority.

  46. Based on this, they should close all US airports by Tangential · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    U.S. Attorney John Murphy delivered a letter to lawmakers Tuesday saying the bill would conflict with federal law. The letter warned legislators that TSA would "likely be required to cancel any flight or series of flights for which it could not ensure the safety of the passengers and crew."

    Since the TSA can't really ensure the safety of any passengers or crews, shouldn't they immediately cancel all US flights?

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  47. Re:cowered in fear by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Where's the Michael Kristopeit collective when you need it?

    He might have some words for the Senate...

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  48. Re:Tough Texans, not. by slothman32 · · Score: 1

    I decided that too.
    I did fly after 9/11 and did have to remove my shoes but after the groping I just won't fly at all.
    If it is an emergency then I will miss it.

    I doubt it will ever be removed so I guess I won't be flying until I move to Canada.

    It's interesting, the TSA is actually incompetant, not just evil.
    They let one "terrorist" through but luckely he was also bad and failed to ignite his bomb.

    Since we have the same ideals maybe we should visit.
    What city are you in so I can fly there. :D

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  49. The TSA groping has discovered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that American's don't have balls.

  50. Don't Bother. It doesn't matter. by Seumas · · Score: 2

    Look, I'm a die-hard libertarian and I've always been a "you'll have to kill me before you take my liberties" kind of guy.

    However, the writing is on the wall. We've lost a ton of our civil liberties and privacy in the last decade after 9/11. We try to recover from it, somewhat futilely. But what happens the next time there is an attack? All it's going to take is one more attack - which I think is inevitable, given the rapidity at which we seem dead set on making enemies around the world. It may not happen this year. Or next. But some day, it'll happen again. And when it does, everything we embrace and everything the country stands for goes out the window. One more attack and the entire population will be shitting itself and we'll be *demanding* that the government give every man, woman and child a fucking anal probe at the airline security gates. We'll *demand* that the government read every email and keep track of every purchase and every library checkout. We will bend backwards to remit our every liberty and freedom.

    All it will take . . . is one more.

    1. Re:Don't Bother. It doesn't matter. by Kakari · · Score: 1

      But before that happens they'll implement the 'Known Traveler Number' aka CLEAR v2.0 and you can buy your way through security (although somewhat less expensive than chartered flights).

      Enough people with money are bitching, in time there will be two classes of flying public (or 3 if you find the 'first class' security line to be one already). And the people who provide much of the money to airlines (business travelers) will have signed up for the KTN and then they'll only be feeling up Grandma and your kids when they want to go to Disney World because they didn't pay the protection money.

      How this will be effected by another terrorist attack will be interesting (and likely to correlate with whether the terrorist was a KT or not).

  51. I thought they cancelled the 4th amendment today by mykos · · Score: 1

    "The Department of Justice has sent a letter to Texas legislative leaders warning that the rule would run counter to federal laws."

    What ever happened to the 4th amendment? Isn't that federal law?

    Did you see the other Slashdot story about the senate vote on extending the Patriot Act?

  52. Also from TSA (The Satire Agency) by OpenLegs · · Score: 1

    INTERNAL MEMORANDUM - CONFIDENTIAL: With the blaring defect of not being able to see into body cavities using our full-body scanner, we must now include cavity searches as part of our routine security checks. Any TSA employee assigned to cavity screening who has calluses or abnormally large fingers MUST NOT be switched to other duties according to equal opportunity laws in at least 10 states. Because of this, special permission is given to employees who find use of their fingers inadequate to this task to use other, more sensitive, body appendages. For liability reasons, all screenings must be recorded and stored digitally on our public FTP server, and a parent must be present when the person being screened is under 18 (though restraints may be applied to either party when necessary). Please remember that proper sanitization of all instruments and skin involved in cavity searches must be observed to avoid disease transmission on a global scale.

  53. Welcome to Texas by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    Welcome. You can fly in to Texas but you can't fly out. No problem, we're a big place. Welcome, Texan.

  54. Supremacy Clause Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Supremacy Clause makes the US Constitution the Supreme Law of the Land. What does the Constitution say on Air Travel?, not much considering air travel had not been invented yet. What does it state on interstate commerce?, that it cannot be stopped, and at worst it can taxed. What does it say about search and seizure?, Due Process. Would the framers of the US Constitution have allowed random, (and radioactive), strip searches of innocent women, children, and men?, hell no, especially groping women, children, and men.

    So, the TSA is for some reason quoting law that stands completely against them trying to discourage Texas...
    and by reading some of the other posts here, it seems like they are winning. Next time I get a speed ticket I'm going to filibuster the entire Motor Vehicle Act, and see what the judge says.

  55. Thank God, I don't have to fly anywhere. by lexsird · · Score: 2

    I think I would fucking snap if I had to fly these days. I flown a lot when I was young, in the service. Planes got hijacked now and then, nobody got excited about it. Not like this. The painfully simple solutions are always ignored. Put a door on the cockpit and don't open the fucking thing, and let the pilots/copilot carry a gun. But no, we lose all common sense and throw our civil liberties our founding fathers died for out the window like a bunch of pussies.

    Frankly, I couldn't do this shit. They are NOT going to fucking pat me down like I am a criminal. They can fuck themselves, for I will refer to the 4th Amendment, and I will tell them I am a Vet, and a law abiding citizen. If they can't tell me from their "terrorists" then too fucking bad. I am sure the cocksuckers will bum rush me, throttle me to the ground and drag me off for interrogation. I may or may not ever be released. I am sure they will piss me off enough while man handling me to call them all Traitors and tell them they had better not EVER let me go if they have any sense of self preservation.

    We haven't had this kind of intrusive rat bastard government on our asses since the British were here a couple of hundred years ago. Frankly we had more balls back then, but I will admit we've become a bunch of cleverly manipulated and brainwashed sheeple. I can't expect any REAL PATRIOTS to stand up out of this collective bunch of pussies. Fuck! Why couldn't they have done this 20 years ago, when I was more spry?

    Texas needs to lead this nation in balls, and come back with even harsher legislation in regards to this Treasonous horseshit. Texans need to drag those pussies that caved in out of office. This TSA shit is nothing more than authoritarianism shoving it's cock down your throat, proving it can do so to your psychological make up. For nutless idiot lemmings, it might make them feel safe knowing someone is manhandling them for their own good, but not me. Fuck off!

    Please Texas, don't pussy out on this one. We can do another Alamo if have to, people will come to support you. Like real heroes did in the days of the Alamo, they came from around the land to come fight in Texas. Draw a line in the dirt, see who stands on which side. Succeed if you have to, or not. Just don't pussy out and embarrass your forefathers.

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  56. weak bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they probably heard that the patriot act got re-up'd and thought the anti-patdown law wouldn't hold public support. ass-hats. the patriot act doesn't hold public support!

  57. Re:Tough Texans, not. by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

    Better to have tried and failed than to not have tried at all. But hey, I'm sure your state is still fighting the good fight, right? Which state were you in again that was still trying to fight this?

  58. It's all bluster from the Feds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hub and spoke folks. DFW is home base for American. Southwest is Dallas based. Continental-United is in Houston. Let them shut major airline hubs and snarl traffic from coast to coast. Does anyone thinks the feds really have the popular support necessary to screw up the whole system over this?

  59. Re:How am I a part of interstate commerce? by reasterling · · Score: 1

    I am the customer not the business. I do not engage in interstate commerce buy driving to another state. I do not enter into interstate commerce if I pay someone to drive me to another state. Why does this change just because I get on a plain? Now, the federal government may have a right to regulate the airlines, and I really don't care if TSA wants to grope all the airlines employees (though the airlines might), but I don't work for the airlines and I do not give the federal government the right to remove my right to travel between the states.

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  60. Re:How am I a part of interstate commerce? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    The great thing about "libertarians" is that anything the airlines want to do to you, they can. So if the government requires that they grope you, you have to do what the private enterprise says you have to do. Prior to the TSA, that's how it was. The security was provided by the airport and directly funded (if not employed by) the private enterprises. Though that changed slightly with the TSA being directly government run, but if it was like it was before where the private companies were telling you what to do, would that make it better? It would to a libertarian. Which is another reason I'll never get libertarians, even though I consider myself one.

    Why is being raped by someone so much better when that person is a private person rather than a government representative.

  61. Decisions, decisions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which way to go?

    Bans flights to/from Texas
    Do something else

    Looks like there is a Slashdot poll here.

  62. Re:Tough Texans, not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually the bill passed the House UNANIMOUSLY, and wasn't shot down until Lt. Gov. Dewhurst stepped in at the last moment before it went through the Senate to reveal the DOJ's hamfisted response to the bill. Dewhurst is the architect of this collapse. It will be remembered when he runs for Governor.

  63. Fun? Flying? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    FTFS.

    Should be interesting to see if Texas can pave the way for grope-free flying fun.

    Since when was flying ever meant to be fun? Except for a very small number of quite strange people (and pilots, I suppose), flying is a means of getting to an end ; whether that end is work, play, or ... What other reasons would you have. Oh, I suppose going to people's funerals couldn't be classed as either work or play. "Duty" perhaps.

    But flying for the sake of flying?

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  64. I've told my boss I won't fly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And told him why. My work CANNOT force me to submit to an invasive pat-down, even by proxy.

  65. Maybe John Camping is right by assertation · · Score: 2

    Maybe the doomsday preacher John Camping was right about the end of the world coming and he was just wrong with the date.

    Texas is doing something that sounds progressive.

    If that isn't a sign of the apocalypse I don't know what is.

  66. tout de suite by justthinkit · · Score: 1

    It is tout de suite.

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  67. Re:cowered in fear by MichaelKristopeit405 · · Score: 1

    so you admit your dependancy on me? ur mum's face might have some words for the senate.

  68. Re:No on patdowns, but still support the rape-scan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try characterizing it as anything less to your 14-year-old, very shy, very private daughter as she's standing in line to get on a plane for a domestic flight to Washington, D.C., at the invitation of her U.S. Representative for an award. She wasn't picked to go through the scanner, but she was incredibly worried about it, and we had already agreed that she didn't have to. If it came to that, she just would not make the trip, and our Congressman would just have to deal with her absence.

    <was about to comment on my observances of the theater-ish aspects and weaknesses of some of the security in congressional buildings, but should probably keep my trap shut. Not surprising to see that our Representative and his staff did not have to empty pockets or go through metal detectors, but had to stand around waiting for us every time we passed through one.>