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Online Parody Cartoon Targeted For Prosecution

SeattleGameboy writes "It seems that the Renton (suburb of Seattle) police need a remedial course on the U.S. Constitution," linking to a story at Seattle TV station KIRO which says "The Renton City Prosecutor wants to send a cartoonist to jail for mocking the police department in a series of animated Internet videos. The 'South-Park'-style animations parody everything from officers having sex on duty to certain personnel getting promoted without necessary qualifications. While the city wants to criminalize the cartoons, First Amendment rights advocates say the move is an 'extreme abuse of power.'"

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  1. "certain personnel getting promoted without necess by NFN_NLN · · Score: 5, Funny

    "certain personnel getting promoted without necessary qualifications"

    The prosecution may have merit, wouldn't the above qualify as obscene?

  2. ACLU by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 4, Interesting

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    1. Re:ACLU by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Interesting

      but overall, the ACLU is anti-church, anti-family, anti-white, and anti-establishment

      Nonsense. The ACLU defends *all* churches, not just the mainstream ones -- they step up to defend groups like the Westboro Baptist Church, as well as Muslims,Jews, atheists, Pagans, etc. The ACLU defends the rights of *all* families, not just Mom+Dad+2.5 kids. Labeling them "anti-white" is gibberish -- the ACLU defends the free speech rights of the KKK.

      And in a nation where the "establishment" has no respect for the rights of the people, being anti-establishment is a virtue.

      Not to say they're always right, but the ACLU is on the side of the angels more often than any other political group.

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    2. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      The only people who think the ACLU is anti-church are the ones who think their religion should be promoted to the rest of us. a random piece of data I found. I'm not sure how they're anti-family, or anti-white or anti-establishment. Unless you're trying to tell someone else how to live their life it's unlikely there is any reason to detest the ACLU.

    3. Re:ACLU by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

      ACLU? I watch them. They do some good things - but overall, the ACLU is anti-church, anti-family, anti-white, and anti-establishment. It's good that they are there, sometimes, but I really detest them. Having the ACLU around is like having an unpredictable watch dog in your home. You just never know when the damned dog will turn around and bite YOU!

      No you don't. If you actually watched them, you'd know that nothing you say about them is true (except maybe the "anti-establishment" part -- but since when is that a bad thing?) Instead, you're just lazily regurgitating tired anti-ACLU propaganda that has nothing to do with the actual organization, and which makes their job, protecting the rights of Americans, that much harder. Too bad, but they'll keep defending your rights whether you deserve it or not.

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    4. Re:ACLU by hamburgler007 · · Score: 2

      Most of these criticisms are completely off the mark based on the cases they have taken on. ACLU has done more for society than you will ever do. I don't agree with them on everything, especially when it comes to their stance on the 2nd amendment, but I am not a one issue person and I will continue to support them.

    5. Re:ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The ACLU used to be what you're describing (at least for first amendment issues). That was about 40 years ago. They stood on the side of principle without regard to who it was they were defending including racists, nazis, criminals, various religions, etc. This was when they were fulfilling their promises and "fighting the good fight" as it were. These days they're just a political movement in cognito.

      It's a shame because we need an organization that is what they used to be to the first amendment: watchdogs and defenders. Only we need them in the modern day and for the entire constitution rather than just the first amendment.

    6. Re:ACLU by martas · · Score: 2

      If by "YOU" you mean a white christian male benefiting from established racist and misogynistic power structures, then I agree.

    7. Re:ACLU by Toonol · · Score: 2

      I don't have a huge problem with the ACLU primarily defending minorities, be they racial or religious. The minorities probably face a bit more of a problem than the majority...

      However, I am greatly irritated by the ACLU's stand on the 2nd amendment. It's hypocritical, and the fact that they pick and choose what constitutional rights they defend undercuts their credibility quite a bit. If they only concerned themselves about the first amendment, for instance, I would understand that; but, it seems like they have a stance of defending all enumerated rights except the 2nd. It feels crassly political on their part.

  3. Blame the prosecutor by mbone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not the police, it's the prosecutor. The police may have agitated for this, but the prosecutor is the person who should know better.

    1. Re:Blame the prosecutor by RussR42 · · Score: 2

      Even the police should know better. What surprises me most is that people are still surprised about this kind of thing. It happens all the time, while the big corruption within the government is ignored - in fact, it's a crime to point it out.

    2. Re:Blame the prosecutor by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not the police, it's the prosecutor. The police may have agitated for this, but the prosecutor is the person who should know better.

      And should face disbarment for dereliction of his duty as an officer of the court.

      The actions he seeks to prosecute are practically textbook examples of protected speech.

      The judge who signed that warrant has some explaining to do as well. He isn't there to operate the rubber stamp, his job is to make the police and prosecutors demonstrate that their warrants are valid and constitutional before he signs off on them. If he won't do that or he's too much of a patsy to do that then he's a disgrace to his office and yet another in a growing list of reasons why citizens should re-consider any level of respect they might have left for their government.

    3. Re:Blame the prosecutor by MarkvW · · Score: 2

      You don't know what you're talking about. Cops always ask for warrants on their own. In Washington, prosecutors lose their immunity when they step into the investigative process.

      In complicated or important cases, like homicide and sex crimes, advice is frequently sought of the prosecutor. For misdemeanors . . . not so much.

      It's possible the the prosecutor advised the cops on this one, but I sincerely doubt it. This incestuous mess reeks from a mile away. Maybe the prosecutor was involved, but the odds are way against it.

    4. Re:Blame the prosecutor by RussR42 · · Score: 2

      Fair enough. But my point was that "leaking" reports of corruption to the public is considered a crime. Funny how that works. And not 'haha funny'.

    5. Re:Blame the prosecutor by sjames · · Score: 2

      It seems close to the point we should at least consider tar and feathers when we participate. Simple voting doesn't seem to change much.

    6. Re:Blame the prosecutor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I sent this to the CJC Fax number (360) 586 - 2918 (thank you eFax):

        I, (redacted per forum post), believe that judge James Cayce has flagrantly and knowingly misconstrued the spirit of law with reference to RCW 9.61.260. The judge has signed off on a search warrant to expose the identity of a unknown person or persons who created numerous parody videos lambasting an unnamed Police Department. The videos are believed to be about the Renton Police Department yet provide little more than allusion to said department.

      The search warrant was filed as warrant #11-1172, filed on July 28th, 2011 at 14:27 with the King County Superior Court. My assertion is that this warrant was filed not to expose any possible acts of cyberbullying but rather to expose a possible departmental employee to censure and departmental discipline. The spirit of the law is being egregiously twisted in this situation and I believe the matter deserves due oversight.

      Thank you.

      (redacted contact information)

    7. Re:Blame the prosecutor by osobear · · Score: 2

      It's not the police, it's the prosecutor. The police may have agitated for this, but the prosecutor is the person who should know better.

      And should face disbarment for dereliction of his duty as an officer of the court.

      I originally read that as "should face dismemberment for dereliction of his duty." I wasn't sure that I disagreed.

    8. Re:Blame the prosecutor by squiggleslash · · Score: 2
      Question. Is the level of non-participation because...

      (1) People don't have opinions on how the country should be run and are perfectly happy to allow extremists to do their own thing in government.

      or

      (2) People are tuning out a ruling establishment that's not remotely representative of their interests, in part because they have a choice of two parties both of which are, essentially, representative of that ruling establishment?

      Look at Democrats. Every couple of decades, a motivated liberal base hears "the right thing" from the person running as the Democratic Presidential candidate and votes him into power, only to find that person wholly ignores their mandate and adopts extreme right wing policies instead. Will Liberals turn out to vote at the next election? Maybe, but only because the "other side" seems so much more insane than usual, and in lower numbers than in 2008.

      As long as neither party fights for democracy, free speech, stability, and against the threats that hurt ordinary people, be that unemployment, a lack of access to essential services, or crime and fraud, you're not going to get a sizable number of people to care enough to actually get out and vote. And as long as they pretend to when running for office, and then turn around and do the opposite once they have power, they will turn people away.

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    9. Re:Blame the prosecutor by Hatta · · Score: 2

      What's worst is that both the prosecutor and the judge have immunity for anything they do in the course of their jobs. So there's literally no recourse against these criminals.

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  4. Wait for it... by U8MyData · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...you civil liberties are becomeing an endangered species if you question authority, impead the operations of businesses, or criticize your elected officials. I never thought it would come to this in this country. Isn't it sad that the pent up frustration and anti-establishment from the 60's generation (the people now in power) has morphed into this?

    1. Re:Wait for it... by naroom · · Score: 5, Funny

      I blame hipsters! (Is it still cool to blame hipsters?)

      It was only cool to blame hipsters before it was cool to blame hipsters.

    2. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Generation gap. The 60s people marched, risked jail time, and their lives to deal with this crap.

      These days, people don't give a shit about rights, as long as they have their iPhone and their Facebook. Maybe they might sign a petition to have the First Amendment reinstated, or like a group on FB saying they miss having the ability to not have their property searched at whim. However don't expect anything more than that.

    3. Re:Wait for it... by nbauman · · Score: 3, Informative

      I lived through the 60s. It was more than just the war. A lot of people put their lives on the line in ways that had nothing to do with the draft. Their friends were getting killed because they were trying to vote in the south, for example. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mississippi_civil_rights_workers_murders

      Corny as it sounds today, they did it out of a commitment to social justice.

      You're right, though. The draft incentivized them to resist the war in Vietnam.

      Of course, 3,000 Americans died in an even more senseless war in Iraq. I don't know why that doesn't incentivize kids today to do anything (beyond voting for Obama, which doing nothing).

    4. Re:Wait for it... by FutureDomain · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Generation gap. The 60s people marched, risked jail time, and their lives to deal with this crap.

      These days, people don't give a shit about rights, as long as they have their iPhone and their Facebook. Maybe they might sign a petition to have the First Amendment reinstated, or like a group on FB saying they miss having the ability to not have their property searched at whim. However don't expect anything more than that.

      Of course there are people today who care enough about our rights to stand up for them. They're called Anonymous. They may be trying to create change the wrong way, but at least they are standing up against corporations, organizations, and governments who try to censor and tear down the First Amendment.

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    5. Re:Wait for it... by N1AK · · Score: 2

      Of course there are people today who care enough about our rights to stand up for them. They're called ACLU & other similar organisations.

      Fixed that for you. Anonymous is by definition not about any specific cause. Furthermore, most of what they do has nothing to do with protecting rights and is simply the abuse of others for amusement. You just have to look at how they respond to some of their critics (attacks, harassment etc) to see how much they truly value anyone else's freedom of speech.

    6. Re:Wait for it... by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Those 3,000 volunteered, that makes a huge difference.

      True, they volunteered, BUT and this is a very big BUT... they were sent to their deaths on the basis of a lie that Saddam had weapons of Mass Destruction. Not only have 3000 Americans died for this lie, but millions of civilians have had their lives fucked over because of this lie and America and other western countries have been pouring billions of Dollars and Pounds and Euros down the hole to pay for the munitions etc. for this war... WHO is profiting from this LIE? Some wrinkly tossers in charge of the global arms industry. Bush's paymasters who were desperate for this war... Just think what America's and other countries deficits would be like if it hadn't happened?

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    7. Re:Wait for it... by Mad+Leper · · Score: 2

      Bullshit. Anonymous works for nothing but their own self interest. Censorship has always been their weapon of choice, they attack anyone that disagrees with them and pick their battles to promote their own egos.

      Anonymous would happily through you under a bus for the lulz if it suited them and you're an idiot if you think they serving any sort of noble purpose.

    8. Re:Wait for it... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

      Here you go: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0208/8630.html
      I'm going to guess that you also do not believe that Ayers ghost wrote "Dreams From My Father" as well.

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  5. Re:"certain personnel getting promoted without nec by Flyerman · · Score: 2

    oh man, I can't stop laughing.

  6. Thank god for the Streissand effect! by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yet another nugget I would not have known about were it not for someone out there trying to stop it!

  7. Tough Case by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's going to be hard for the prosecuter to prove "intent to embarass", given that the Renton Police Department apparently has absolutely no sense of shame.

  8. IANAL by Freddybear · · Score: 5, Informative

    But these guys are:
    http://volokh.com/2011/08/04/is-it-criminal-to-publish-parody-videos-that-use-lewd-language-meant-to-embarrass-and-emotionally-torment-police-officers/

    Yes, the Renton (Wash.) city prosecutor’s office concludes, applying the Washington “cyberstalking” statute — an excellent example of the dangers of the broad “cyberbullying” and “harassment” statutes that I have often condemned. KIRO-TV reports:

    The Renton City Prosecutor wants to send a cartoonist to jail for mocking the police department in a series of animated Internet videos.

    The “South-Park”-style animations parody everything from officers having sex on duty to certain personnel getting promoted without necessary qualifications.... [Last week, the prosecutor filed] a search warrant accusing an anonymous cartoon creator, going by the name of Mr. Fiddlesticks, of cyberstalking (RCW 9.61.260). The Renton Police Department and the local prosecutor got a judge to sign off as a way to uncover the name of whoever is behind the parodies.... ...

    Under the prosecutor’s view, any statement — including on a blog, in a YouTube video, in a newspaper article, on television, or whatever else — is a crime if it is made “with intent to harass, ... torment, or embarrass” the subject of the person “[u]sing any lewd, lascivious, indecent, or obscene words, images, or language.” A comedian’s joke that “lewd[ly]” or “lascivious[ly]” described President Clinton’s behavior with Monica Lewinsky, or for that matter Congressman Weiner’s behavior, would be a crime if it was made “with intent to ... embarrass” the President or the Congressman. The Hustler parody attacking Jerry Falwell, which the Supreme Court held to be protected against civil liability under the “intentional infliction of emotional distress tort,” would be a crime. Indeed, in this very case, the theory is that the videos are criminal because they described alleged police sexual misconduct using “lewd” or “indecent” words with the intent to torment or embarrass particular officers. (The theory expressed in the document — a search warrant application — is that the videos sufficiently identify the particular police officers who were involved in the incidents to which the video alludes.)

    If the prosecutor is right that the statute should be interpreted this broadly, then it’s clearly unconstitutionally overbroad. Speech to the public doesn’t lose its constitutional protection because it’s intended to torment or embarrass. (It may lose such protection when it’s intended to be perceived as a true threat of criminal attack, but that’s not the issue here.) Nor does lose its constitutional protection because it uses “lewd” or “indecent” terms. And while one-to-one speech said to an unwilling listener may in some circumstances be restricted — which is the reason traditional telephone harassment laws, if properly crafted, may be constitutional — this rationale can’t be used to suppress speech said to the public, even if the people discussed in the speech are tormented or embarrassed by it.

    Moreover, the statute would be clearly unconstitutional as applied to this video, and the prosecutor and the judge ought to know this. (The prosecutor is Renton Chief Prosecutor Shawn Arthur; the judge on an earlier warrant was James Cayce, but I don’t know what the affidavit said there, and I don’t know the name of the judge who apparently issued the warrant based on the affidavit included with the KIRO story.) A search warrant can onl

    1. Re:IANAL by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The prosecutor fully knows he is barking up the wrong Constitutional tree, but what is really unconcerting is the fact that they are doing this just so that they can find out who "Mr.Fiddlestick" is. Since Google won't reveal who "Mr.Fiddlestick" is without a criminal investigation, they are using this to run around that requirement. I doubt that they will even charge him with the statue. Pretty sickening abuse of power.

    2. Re:IANAL by Lloyd_Bryant · · Score: 3, Informative

      ...and you can guarantee "Mr. Fiddlestick" will turn up with a knife in him in an alley somewhere with "no suspicion of foul play".

      No - he'll just commit suicide. By shooting himself in the back of the head. Twice.

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    3. Re:IANAL by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2

      And to quote Han Solo, "I must have hit her pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"

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    4. Re:IANAL by mosb1000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They already know who he is. The comics chronicle conversations he had with people in that office. And you can tell from their tone that he's on the outs with the leadership. They just want proof it was him so they can fire him, or whatever.

    5. Re:IANAL by nbauman · · Score: 2

      Did Google actually respond to the subpoena and disclose the guy's name?

      Or did Google's lawyers tell them where to go? I read the subpoena on the TV station's web site, and it was absurd on its face.

    6. Re:IANAL by nomadic · · Score: 2, Informative

      IAAL and you're right in that it is clearly unconstitutional, and should be struck down on broadness grounds or more likely just because it prohibits Constitutionally permitted activities. You don't even really have to go that far, though; Washington state's criminal code defines person this way:

      "(17) "Person", "he", and "actor" include any natural person and, where relevant, a corporation, joint stock association, or an unincorporated association."

      This does NOT include governmental agencies. A police department would not qualify as a "person" to be protected under this law.

    7. Re:IANAL by guantamanera · · Score: 2

      I think the videos did just that. I just finish watching and the videos do not mention the name of any city or any person's name the videos could be based anywhere.

  9. It's an educational opportunity! by tchdab1 · · Score: 2

    It's never too late to educate your police force on the fine points of the Constitution.
    They might even grow to appreciate it.

    1. Re:It's an educational opportunity! by BlueStrat · · Score: 2

      It's never too late to educate your police force on the fine points of the Constitution.
      They might even grow to appreciate it.

      Yeah, right...

      Try telling that to *this* cop and then get back to us. If you survive, that is.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kassP7zI0qc

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  10. Prosecutorial misconduct by Fjandr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The judge should be removed from the bench and the prosecutor should be disbarred. This is blatant abuse of the judicial process, and both are either complicit or incompetent, and either one should warrant their removal from their respective offices.

    1. Re:Prosecutorial misconduct by renegadesx · · Score: 2

      Then the judge would have to be removed from the bench for conflict of interest.

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  11. Re:It might be an abuse of power by netsavior · · Score: 2

    Living in a town where the entire police force is out to get you isn't freedom. This guy will lose, no matter if he wins. He lost when the search warrant was issued.

  12. Proper (re)action by macraig · · Score: 2

    The proper mindful response to such criticism would be change the policies of the police department and the behavior of its officers such that no reasonable person would even briefly consider them credible.

    As it is, the only reason for them to believe that a costly criminal trial is necessary is (a) because they themselves actually find the parody critiques credible and (b) they intend to discourage further criticism by vilifying the creator of the parodies.

    This is not justice or rule of law in action. This is tribalism (police department and city officials being the tribe), abuse of the law, and abuse of authority. This is actual criminal behavior perpetrated by people sworn to protect and uphold. We know what they're attempting to protect, and it's not us.

  13. Re:It might be an abuse of power by Caerdwyn · · Score: 2

    Assuming they don't simply bust into his house, trash it, kill his dog simply out of spite, and perhaps even him for "resisting arrest". Cops think they have the power to mete out low justice in the form of lead.

    Thin blue line my ass. These aren't cops. They're armed criminals and should be dealt with on that basis. The Second defends the First.

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  14. Open note to Renton Police and courts by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Insightful
    When you yourselves are seen as not obeying the law of the land, you expose yourselves to the risk of removing your authority. Authority is granted for certain purposes, not others. You must enforce the law, you are not allowed to enforce whims. You are diluting your authority by permitting such abuses. The people will see this as an abrogation of the agreement between government and the governed.

    Just because the founding fathers lived a couple of centuries ago, doesn't mean that people don't get equally upset now as they did in 1776.

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    1. Re:Open note to Renton Police and courts by IonOtter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, police are not supposed to "enforce the law", they are supposed to maintain order.

      If they see someone causing disorder, they may, at their discretion, choose to gently caution, give a stern warning to, give a written citation to, or arrest, the individual causing the disturbance.

      In a perfect world, a police officer will NOT enter into that situation simply because the individual causing the disorder is merely annoying or insulting to the officer themselves. In a perfect world, a police officer is supposed to have a thick skin and endless amounts of patience. In a perfect world, an officer refrains from a confrontation until someone else complains about the disorderly behavior, or that behavior clearly escalates to maliciousness and/or damage of physical property, or the overall psychological well-being of the populace.

      In a perfect world, "law enforcement" is the product of proper police behavior.

      What we are seeing is petty, selfish, arrogant, belligerent, puerile and legally actionable misbehavior by the police and their support structure.

      And, should the local legal system fail in providing a solution, then the case must be escalated to the state, then federal legal system.

      Should that fail, our problems are going to be much more serious than police misbehavior.

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    2. Re:Open note to Renton Police and courts by modecx · · Score: 2

      I don't know where you hail from, but here in the US, law enforcement certainly is the preeminent duty of a police force. Individuals comprising a police force are universally called LEOs in police-speak. I'll let you guess what that TLA stands for. That even applies to correctional officers, who in many jurisdictions only have police authority over inmates.

      But, no... Uniformed officers are paid to prevent crime through their presence, enforce the law, protect life and property, and respond to crimes--not in any particular order. Detectives exist to take pictures and make a white tape line line around you when the uniformed cops fail. Maintaining order is a job for the riot squad.

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  15. Yes and No by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Of course, NOT !

    In America, the cops is always right !! No matter what the cops did, or still doing, there are always people who will scream their heads off telling you that the cops are right !

    It has nothing to do with 1st Amendment or Free Speech or Bill of Rights or the Constitution.

    The Cops are above them all !

    Actually, the issue is a bit more complex, although this is certainly how many officers behave. (Others are significantly more professional, and even courteous.)

    A huge problem we have is that, realistically, the prosecution gets to write the story. The vast majority of cases settle, which means that the formal record of any criminal event in this country is the prosecution's version of events. This version of events is frequently, at best, inaccurate. The function of the prosecution and of the police, on paper, is not to be a neutral arbiter but to make sure the case is strong. This is not to say that this version of events is a deliberate lie, but it nevertheless completely fails to be an accurate record of the event. So of the huge volume of data we have of criminality, most of it is incredibly biased. Only when a case actually goes to trial does the defense present a case, and there the assumption on the part of most people in the room is that the defendant is guilty.

    That being said, I also know several people who have been beaten by the cops without provocation. Those cops are not professionals, and they are not just something of an ass at times. They are fucking criminals who should be sent to jail.

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    1. Re:Yes and No by haruchai · · Score: 5, Informative

      And some should face the electric chair - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ljYNgLnpxM ( Murder of Kelly Thomas by 6 police officers, tasered and beaten to death )

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    2. Re:Yes and No by haruchai · · Score: 2

      Did you watch the clip? Did you note that he was on the ground screaming for his father, while being beaten and tasered? Now what do you think would have happened if some of the witnesses had decided not just to be bystanders but to intervene to tell the cops to stop?
      Or imagine that it was a cop who had been assaulted in that fashion - do you think the perps would all make it to the station, let alone trial?

      And did you notice I wrote "Face the electric chair", not "string 'em up from the nearest tree"? I do want them to face trial - for murder in the 1st degree.
      What will it take for the Blue Brotherhood to realize that "to serve and protect" doesn't mean "licensed to kill".

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    3. Re:Yes and No by rgviza · · Score: 2

      No one is licensed to kill. They are licensed to carry a firearm to be used if needed. If they were licensed to kill they would be allowed to just kill people whenever they wanted for no reason. They are subject to laws and department policy.

      Police are expected to kill only as a last resort.

      Samurai had a real license to kill. They were allowed to kill anyone that insulted their honor. There are very few real life instances where someone has a license to kill. Police are certainly not one of them.

      Some of them act like they have a license to kill, but they don't. If you had a license to kill you couldn't be prosecuted for murder or wrongful death.

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  16. (Some of) the videos in question by BillX · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11622514/score-parody-3

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11599075/score-parody-part-deux

    Also, the username(s) used by the uploader were "MrFuddlesticks" (not fiddlesticks) and "whothehellispenny". It looks like the rest of the videos have already been deleted (couldn't find any kind of search feature on xtranormal).

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  17. Re:Abuse Of Power? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know you're being annoying, but the truth is that it is expected that police forces will try to overstep their authority.

    That's the whole point of the Constitution: not that police forces and government officials will never overstep their authority but that when they do they get bitch-slapped to the ground and the overstepee gets a fat payday to punish the ones who violated someone's rights as well as their fat-fuck supervisors who got their position because they are the brother-in-law of the city council chairman.

    It is the beauty of our Constitutional system in action, and it keeps me from getting overly outraged at the police assholes who actually believed that you can prosecute someone for simply expressing an opinion.

    Now, the outrage would be warranted if somehow the prosecution stuck or said donut-eating side of pork and his department managed to somehow avoid the punishment they so richly deserve.

    For the most part, I'm OK with police. I know several socially and teach a t'ai chi course that is attended by a few forty-something officers. For the most part they are decent and honorable people who don't fuck around with peoples' rights. They are of a generation that is sickened by the behavior of predecessors like a former Commander Jon Burge (here in Chicago) who is sitting in a Federal penitentiary for extracting confessions through the use of torture. But now he's got to be really careful when performing his daily ablutions and the men who were tortured to confess have received multi-million dollar awards, which is of course insufficient for having spent years, sometimes decades behind bars and in a couple of cases on Death Row. But the right people were punished and the right people were paid and the generation of cops that seem to be rising to supervisory positions at least here in Chicago appear to be more professional and more decent.

    In other words, the system seems to work, but only if we constantly watch it. There needs to always be civilian oversight of all law enforcement (and military for that matter). There are still problems, but there's at least an expectation that they will be solved.

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  18. Re:Renton City Prosecutor by ChefInnocent · · Score: 2

    Except there isn't really sufficient evidence the AC means to assassinate or request someone assassinate the prosecutor. See last Sunday's discussion: http://politics.slashdot.org/story/11/07/24/0324253/Online-Call-To-Shoot-President-Ruled-Free-Speech. So, I think even his words would qualify under free speech.

  19. I'm not a criminal defense lawyer, BUT ... by Compulawyer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... I am a lawyer. Isn't there just a TINY problem with a judge in the State of WASHINGTON issuing a search warrant for premises located in the State of CALIFORNIA?

    This isn't a civil subpoena - it is a SEARCH WARANT. Hello? Jurisdiction anyone?

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    1. Re:I'm not a criminal defense lawyer, BUT ... by _0xd0ad · · Score: 2

      Not if it's a U.S. district court. CA and WA are both in the 9th.

      It is not the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals. It's the King County Superior Court of King County, WA.

  20. Re:i lived in renton for a few years... by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the renton police like to pretend they are all swat officers in a robocop movie. all of their patrol cars are kitted out with external roll cages, and the officers wear full body armor at all times. i used to work in the old city hall building, and they would use the floor below us for training exercises with flash bang grenades. we'd ride the same elevator up and i'd count the number of handguns strapped to their hips and chest (always more than their number of hands). parking in a lot full of brand new cop cars with shiny new powder-coated black rims didn't make me feel safer... it made me feel like the police had their priorities in an order that did not benefit the community... this story is more of the same.

    Who the hell are you and what have you done with the MichaelKristopeit### Troll?

  21. I blame Low Standards at Law Schools by gadlaw · · Score: 2

    Clearly the idiots in charge of this little corner of Soviet Russia don't clearly understand the law or the American Constitution. Bad Con Law Professors or a very lax grading curve for these Prosecutors and Judges. Just sad the state of legal education if they've let idiots like these be in charge of anything more important than dog licensing.

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  22. Re:Abuse Of Power? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're posting this in a article where someone is being charged by drawing a comic of police.

    And thirty years ago, people were charged for being gay.

    You have to take your progress where you find it, friend.

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  23. Re:Abuse Of Power? by nbauman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, sorry, the system doesn't work. Many police are sadistic bullies, and even the "good cops" accept it, so the good cops in their No, sorry, the system doesn't work. Many police are sadistic bullies, and even the "good cops" accept it, so the good cops in their complicity are bad cops too.

    People who are framed by the cops usually go to jail, sometimes to death row.

    The cases where innocent people are acquitted are rare, usually the result of an unusual circumstance, like the person who actually did the crime feeling guilty and confessing, or a crime where a DNA test can resolve the facts.

    The Innocence Project, which first started freeing people from jail with DNA evidence, said the significance of their acquittals was that they were rare and unusual and they demonstrated that many people were falsely convicted in cases where they *couldn't* be vindicated with DNA evidence -- and they're still in jail.

    Worst of all, when cops get caught committing perjury, the prosecutors usually don't prosecute. For example, in New York City, during the Democratic convention, the police arrested demonstrators who were doing nothing illegal -- along with innocent bystanders who had nothing to do with the demonstration -- and gave sworn testimony, under oath, accused them of felony crimes.

    One of the defense lawyers got the police's own videos, which clearly showed that the defendants were innocent, and that the cops were committing perjury. But the police department refused to prosecute them for perjury. If it wasn't for that accident of having the videos, these defendants would have had to choose between pleading guilty to a minor crime or (if they had the $50,000 or so for a criminal defense) going to trial and possibly getting convicted of a serious felony.

    So the police have strong career (financial) incentives for framing people, and no penalty for lying. What do you think they're going to do?

    If you look at Zimbardo's Stanford prison experiment you'll see that it's almost inevitable for the police to turn into sadistic bullies. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_prison_experiment

    In order to avoid it, the police managers and elected officials have to make strong efforts to overcome these natural tendencies, and most of them don't do it.

  24. Constitution Schmonstitution by gottspeed · · Score: 2

    The constitution diminishes our inalienable human rights, it doesn't augment them. Its purpose is to restrict corporate (ie: microsoft) government which in reality is there to regulate commerce. If anyone needs proof that we're trained from kindergarten to behave like and even claim to be corporate entities (and therefore subject to regulation), they need to read more books. (And not the kind from Chapters either.)

  25. Re:Abuse Of Power? by Archtech · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If a police officer gives you an order, YOU SHUT UP AND OBEY. No complaining, no resisting. It doesn't matter who is right, just stay quiet and save it for the judge..

    That's what certain German soldiers did. They did what they were told, kept quiet, and saved it for the judge. Who unhesitatingly sentenced them to death, establishing the granite precedent for all future times that "I was just obeying orders" is never an acceptable excuse. As a human being you have a brain and a sense of morality, both of which you should use early and often.

    Now if a disciplined private soldier, in a desperate war against a ruthless enemy, dare not obey an order unthinkingly and unquestioningly - why would a civilian, in peace time (Shrub to the contrary notwithstanding) dare to obey a police officer's order unthinkingly and unquestioningly?

    Before you start attacking what I didn't say, please note that it doesn't matter that the soldiers carried out orders to shoot defenceless people, or that the policeman may just be ordering you to give him your phone or leave the area. Because you yourself chose the exact words "YOU SHUT UP AND OBEY. No complaining, no resisting. It doesn't matter who is right..."

    In fact, it really does matter very much indeed who is right. And you cannot "shut up and obey" and let the judge sort it out later. As a citizen and a human being, you owe it to yourself, the state, and all your fellow-citizens to decide for yourself at all times what is right and what is wrong.

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  26. Re:Very strange! by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2

    Speaking as a 3rd generation native of the area, let me clarify. Renton wants to think that it is South Bellevue, but everybody else knows it's really North Kent. Watch a few episodes of Almost Live if you need further context.

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  27. Re:Abuse Of Power? by compro01 · · Score: 2

    30 years ago? Try 8.

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  28. Re:Abuse Of Power? by Cederic · · Score: 2

    [citation needed]

    Will you just fuck off and find another website to be a lazy useless cunt on?

    If you disagree then engage in constructive discussion. Challenge prejudice, use your own references and see if you can break through the decades of experience people have of police brutality and the consistent constant inability of the police to prosecute their own.

    The irony being, I know the flaws in that previous paragraph. I can dig out the references. I can't be arsed. I know of many instances where police officers in the UK have been prosecuted for breaking the law. Two very senior ones are on bail right now.

    And yet.. nobody was charged for executing an unarmed Brazilian on the tube. Instead the video evidence was "unavailable". Nobody was charged for killing an unarmed, peaceful, confused newspaper salesman, attacked by the police as he walked home - until multiple people provided video evidence that demonstrated that the police lied multiple times about it, did physically assault him without cause, did not give him the support he needed when he collapsed as a result.

    There's too much evidence that the police can't be trusted, so until you can come up with something a damn sight better than Citation fucking Needed will you just fuck off and get out of our conversation. You're not adding any value.