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Has Cleverbot Passed the Turing Test?

kruhft writes "It seems that Cleverbot, the chatbot so ready to admit that it was a unicorn during a discussion with itself, has passed the Turing test. This past Sunday, the 1334 votes from a Turing test held at the Techniche festival in Guwahati, India were released. They revealed that Cleverbot was voted to be human 59.3% of the time. Real humans did only slightly better and were assumed to be humans 63.3% of the time." As the Wikipedia link above points out, though, there's no single, simple "Turing Test," per se — many systems have successfully convinced humans over the years. Perhaps Cleverbot would consent to taking part in a Slashdot interview, to be extra-convincing.

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  1. Definitely not by ModernGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Clever bot is a piece of garbage that hasn't even surpassed Perl scripts on IRC in the 1980s. It isn't even worth mentioning, it's nothing more than a piece of crap with a "Web 2.0" edge to it that doesn't even have long term memory while having a "conversation". Far from AI, far behind what's already been out there.

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    1. Re:Definitely not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Boy, that sure puts those "63.3%" of humans in their place. I'd feel bad to be them, but I'm not certain if they have emotions or not.

    2. Re:Definitely not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That sounds like something a jealous AI would say. I suspect you're not human!

    3. Re:Definitely not by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      is a Turing test valid if the human is an idiot?

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    4. Re:Definitely not by robably · · Score: 2

      "A mere abacus. Mention it not."

    5. Re:Definitely not by ipwndk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sure. But the Turing test is a piece of garbage too. I have a deep respect for Allan Turing, and all that he has done for science. But the Turing test was death to AI the moment he proposed it. It MUST be forgotten and burried, and maybe incidents like these can help us achieve that!

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    6. Re:Definitely not by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1, Troll

      is a Turing test valid if the human is an idiot?

      Can we feed in the transcripts from US political debates? Don't want to start a partisan argument, but I'm specifically thinking of the recent Republican debates... or anything from Sarah Palin :-)

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    7. Re:Definitely not by vlm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure. But the Turing test is a piece of garbage too. I have a deep respect for Allan Turing, and all that he has done for science. But the Turing test was death to AI the moment he proposed it. It MUST be forgotten and burried, and maybe incidents like these can help us achieve that!

      Eh, its more of a thought experiment. Its like making fun of Heisenberg because you want experimental proof of quantum dot technology LEDs, not dead/undead cats in a box with a source and a geiger counter. Einstein had some legendarily weird thought experiments too.

      Its value is in making you think of contrived, yet vaguely familiar situations in a really strange problem space. Not much value in an experiment design engineering planning review meeting.

      As part of a previous job I occasionally got involved as an engineering contact in telco service monitoring situations. You know, like every time we call long distance I hear echo, that type of thing. Trust me, most human to human conversations are pretty F-ing unintelligent, so I think an Artificial Intelligence would not be challenged in outperforming them. PHBs talk meaningless buzzwords to each other, not just to peons, for example.

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    8. Re:Definitely not by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      That sounds like something a jealous AI would say. I suspect you're not human!

      Does it please you to believe I am not human?

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    9. Re:Definitely not by kalirion · · Score: 2

      I agree. After watching an impressive video of it chatting with the other bot, I decided to check it out. Most of its responses were little better than random phrases someone has once told it.

    10. Re:Definitely not by ipwndk · · Score: 2

      The test measures the ability of some computer program in imitating a man imitating a woman. Fun stuff surely, and great for the press. But useless in the field of artificial intelligence.

      What do you mean he did nothing? He invented the Turing machine. It is the very foundation of computer science.

      As for material, I recommend blondie24 by David B. Fogel. The opening chapter goes into depth with this issue.

      I would really love to cite this great book consisting of essays of various scientists on the subject of the turing test, but I simply cannot seem to find it as I've forgotten the title. If you run into a black book from some university press, commemorating Alan Turing as part of a series, then there should be one about the test. (Why have you forsaken me google)

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    11. Re:Definitely not by Dr+Herbert+West · · Score: 1

      Ok, I hate to feed the trolls, but.... random racist garbage tends not to be something programmed for in most chatbot scripts (judging from my limited experience from watching some back-and-forth on YouTube).

      Can we assume that any entity spouting racist claptrap is, in fact, a (poorly socialized and not very intelligent) human?

    12. Re:Definitely not by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      What do you mean he did nothing? He invented the Turing machine. It is the very foundation of computer science.

      Not really: the equivalence of the Turing machine, lambda calculus, and primitive recursive functions suggests that picking one of the three as foundational is irrational. But that aside, computer science isn't science. It's an interdisciplinary subject which encapsulates certain areas of pure mathematics, applied mathematics, engineering, a smidgen of psychology, etc. Turing's work was in pure mathematics and engineering.

    13. Re:Definitely not by antdude · · Score: 1

      Which IRC bots were those? I tried Rbot (Ruby), Seeborg, and Howie. They all suck. I was hoping they are better for IRC.

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    14. Re:Definitely not by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Sorry, can you explain how lambda calculus and "primitive recursive functions" are equivalent to a Turing machine. Are you saying that they're equivalent in the same way a pile of bricks is equivalent to a building. If that's the case, you're not really saying much.

    15. Re:Definitely not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think it's a very good test, actually. If you were to think a little more deeply about what it means to be human, you would realize that... The philosophy of the mind literature has evil geniuses replacing your neurons one at a time with a computer equivalent, until your brain is fully digital. Are you still a human? What if you then upload this to a VM running the same thing, with a hardware abstraction layer mimicking the body "you" were in? Human then? What if 25 years from now a laptop is powerful enough to run "you" realtime*. Still human?

      Obviously you are still human. But how do I know? Well, because you'll pass the Turing test :)

      * don't forget that 25 years is just enough for 3D chip technology to be involved. a thousand cores is well within the realm of possibility, we are already at 4 in 2D.

    16. Re:Definitely not by Intropy · · Score: 1

      We were talking about you, not me.

    17. Re:Definitely not by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      That sounds like something a jealous AI would say. I suspect you're not human!

      Does it please you to believe I am not human?

      We were talking about you, not me.

      Oh... not you?

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    18. Re:Definitely not by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't read those as "Chatterbot passes turing test." I read them as "Human fails turing test."

      Someone took an ALICE-like bot to IRC, loaded with slightly-flirtatious dialog and with a slightly-flirtatious and female name. It got hit on, and it fooled entirely too many guys for entirely too long.

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    19. Re:Definitely not by Savantissimo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "is a Turing test valid if the human is an idiot?"

      What about the humans in the control group who failed the test? Maybe some of them were flunked by idiots making the judgement, but likely many of them really were indistinguishable from bots. Given that this test was done at a tech convention in India, I personally suspect that most of the 36.7% of humans who flunked the test work in call centers. I've certainly had a few on the line that were indistinguishable from a chatbot running on a Speak & Spell, and were certainly quite as useless as a very useless thing indeed.

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    20. Re:Definitely not by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      If you read Turing's original article, you'd see that he imagined the test very differently from this. He didn't come from the ADD era of instant messaging. He was picturing a conversation about the symbolic value of a certain element in a piece of literature. The test isn't any worse now, it's just that people chat like bots. I don't understand why they don't ask about the last book the other has read, and ask them to describe it, and follow up with an open-ended question about a specific point in the description. The present generation of Chatbot would be completely lost in that case.

    21. Re:Definitely not by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, ELIZA passed the "Turing Test" for a significant number of people as well. I tried Cleverbot a bit and agree that it doesn't surpass those old IRC bots.

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    22. Re:Definitely not by morikahnx · · Score: 1

      I asked Cleverbot if it was a 'girl' or a 'boy'. It said boy. I asked the same question again. It said girl. It then accused me of being a robot. Just a randomly chosen gender to speak from would make the bot ten times as effective. My circuits are still confused, however, how it was able to determine I was a robot.

    23. Re:Definitely not by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      That's basically how Cleverbot works, right...?

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    24. Re:Definitely not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You can definitively make out a chatbot with this simple conversational thread:

      - I'm going to tell you a color. I want you to remember it, okay?
      - Green.
      - Now, what's the color that I just told you?

      Since cleverbot just parrots back responses from its DB, the responses make no sense:

      Me: I'm going to tell you a color. I want you to remember it, okay?
      CB: What do you want me to remember?
      Me: Green.
      CB: Why do you like the colour green?
      Me: Now, what's the color that I just told you?
      CB: It is purple.

      Even better, ask it to then make an association based on something you told it earlier.

      I have no idea how this thing managed to get more than 50% of people. Trying to "communicate" with it for more than a minute just ends in frustration and annoyance.

    25. Re:Definitely not by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      What's the replacement?

    26. Re:Definitely not by medlefsen · · Score: 1

      Church-Turing Thesis
      They are equivalent in that any algorithm represented in one of the 3 forms can be transformed into any of the others without changing it's behaviour

    27. Re:Definitely not by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      I agree - it's like talking to someone with an IQ below 50 and no short term memory.

      Occasionally you can get a witty or funny answer, but no more than random chance. Often you just get something stupid or out of context back.

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    28. Re:Definitely not by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 2

      Who the hell does things for science? It's not a sentient being, it's not even a non-sentient physical thing. Science is a process.

      The forced proper noun 'Science', gets hoisted up like it is some sort of end goal, and people calling out 'Science' as if it were something other than a process are really stretching the definition.

      If you want to be a pedant, then mathematics IS science, as in the general body of information that is knowledge. You know, from the origin of the actual freaking word.

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    29. Re:Definitely not by Arlet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, the Turing test is fine. It is just stupid of people to try to pass the Turing test with the current understanding of AI. The bots can do nothing but fail hopelessly (assuming decent interviewers like Turing had in mind).

      Compare with the following: a civilization passes the "space test" when they've successfully landed people on the moon. In itself, that's a perfectly fine test. Now, imagine people in the Stone Age trying to pass the test by trying to build taller and taller wooden ladders. That's about what people are trying to do with the Turing test right now.

      Indeed, forget about the Turing test right now, and work on AI from different angles. When we are finally ready, the Turing test can be resurrected.

    30. Re:Definitely not by tragedy · · Score: 2

      Fair enough. Of course, pointing to a thesis named in part after Turing is a pretty paradoxical way to diminish his role in founding computer science.

    31. Re:Definitely not by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      I think it's important to note *where* this test was performed and in which language.

      If someone sprung a Spanish Chatbot on me I would probably have trouble discerning it from a human as well.

    32. Re:Definitely not by Nikker · · Score: 1

      When people are expected to be fooled they will be. That is really the heart of the Turing Test. If we can be directed at equal footing as a real person we can eventually script interactions with very high outcomes in terms of the "real person" it is interacting with. From a 1984 perspective which was prevalent with Turing's time of WWII, AI was a scary and unexplored and the Turing Test is a large step forward to . I do believe script-able interactions will be something that is valuable for those that can afford to implement it but even rudimentary scripts would be able to fool the AI since it is only basing success on fooling you and not you fooling it. Most business would just have an AI system to operate with the other Turing Complete systems and it would just become an API based on the language it is written for. Something like an IRC channel full of bots but all of them are programed to believe all others are real.

      I think the Turing Test was a valuable wall that we will climb and see it was a valuable lesson but nothing as we make it up to be.

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    33. Re:Definitely not by Meski · · Score: 1

      What, you want them to fail the von Neumann test as well as the Turing? That's cold.

    34. Re:Definitely not by JPLR · · Score: 1

      Seriously, some people would also have some problems with the test you propose. Perhaps what you depict is (1) an intelligence test (2) for people that work in university, not real life people. I think we now have another more urgent problem than defining when a machine is quite human like, namely what is an human exactly? If you define being a human as being sociable with concrete contributions then perhaps the Turing test is not the best one but it's a starting point.

    35. Re:Definitely not by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      Surely mathematics is different to science due to the completely different methodology.

      For valid science, there has to be data that could falsify a theory, even though it was previously thought to be valid. That could never happen in maths - once true, always true. In that respect, maths is more like religion. Once you believe that 2 + 2 = 4, then you have to believe the rest of maths built on that premise.

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    36. Re:Definitely not by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Passing a Turing test should disqualify participants from judging in a Turing test.

      Oh, and part of a Turing test should consist of judging in another Turing test.

    37. Re:Definitely not by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      My circuits are still confused, however, how it was able to determine I was a robot.

      You didn't happen to complain about your brain size and the pain in all the diodes down your left side?

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    38. Re:Definitely not by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I said computer science is not science; it is mathematics.

      So mathematics is not science?

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    39. Re:Definitely not by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2

      For valid science, there has to be data that could falsify a theory, even though it was previously thought to be valid.

      No. That's a description of empirical science. The very fact that the term "empirical science" exists already tells you that there are also other types of science.

      The important part of any science is that there are objective ways to either determine certain statements as being right or as being wrong. In empirical sciences, you can determine statements as wrong by doing an experiment which contradicts them. In mathematics, you can determine a statement to be wrong by providing a counter example, and in addition you can determine a statement to be right by giving a proof.

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    40. Re:Definitely not by XDirtypunkX · · Score: 1

      It's an interdisciplinary field, but it is most definitely also a science, with proper academic Computer Science adhering to the scientific method. It is in fact the scientific study of information and computational processes. It is largely not a natural science, although it can be, because there are natural information processes (for example DNA). Most people trained in Computer Science go on to practice Software Engineering, not Computer Science (which is not unusual, many people trained in a science go on to work in applying the science as technology, not doing scientific research).

      If you've ever worked in academic Computer Science you'll know that there is:
      - A vast amount of empirically collected data based on experiments.
      - That if you wish to publish, your work has to be reproducible, so other people can verify your data.
      - Papers come with a falsifiable hypothesis.

    41. Re:Definitely not by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Academics often consider it separate from science. The way we study mathematics is different. Mathematics doesn't rely on a hypothesis and a test, but formal proofs. It also doesn't directly describe the natural world but the more abstract properties of numbers and patterns.

      Others disagree for perfectly valid reasons.

    42. Re:Definitely not by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      i agree, +5 funny. The speak and spell thing made me laugh.

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    43. Re:Definitely not by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      I just had a quick look at the wikipedia article on science and it agrees with you. It seems that science is more or less split into empirical science and formal science where formal science is mathematics, logic and statistics.

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    44. Re:Definitely not by zevans · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Occasionally you can get a witty or funny answer, but no more than random chance. Often you just get something stupid or out of context back.

      Which just goes to show any sufficiently advanced AI is indistinguishable from Slashdot.

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    45. Re:Definitely not by ultranova · · Score: 1

      If someone sprung a Spanish Chatbot on me I would probably have trouble discerning it from a human as well.

      Try using the Comfy Chair, it'll confess in no time.

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    46. Re:Definitely not by void*p · · Score: 1

      They should have asked, "Is the interlocutor a thirteen-year-old boy?" Cleverbot would have won hands-down.

    47. Re:Definitely not by toxonix · · Score: 1

      Agreed, Nothing to see here. Why is this even on /.? It behaves like Alice but with less training and zero contextual awareness.

    48. Re:Definitely not by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Who the hell does things for science? It's not a sentient being, it's not even a non-sentient physical thing. Science is a process.

      Who the hell does things for "the advancement of human knowledge, acquired and evaluated through the scientific method"? Which is what people mean when they say they're doing things "for science"?

      Lots of people.

      It's one of the greatest ways to have an impact on the future of humanity -- more so than through genes, which spread slowly and only via reproduction, ideas can spread rapidly through an entire population, enhancing that population.

      If you want to be a pedant

      Then you'll fail to understand the vast majority of human communication. "Science is not a sentient being" is a perfect example of missing the point through false linguistic precision.

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    49. Re:Definitely not by schlachter · · Score: 1

      would like to hear cleverbot's rebuttal to your trash talking...

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    50. Re:Definitely not by monoqlith · · Score: 1

      Except I don't think the Turing Test will ever actually prove anything but that a human being was "fooled." That can never be a meaningful statement because it's just as much a fact about the interviewer as it is about the subject that fooled him(in this case, AI).
      Even if fooling an interviewer somehow proved that the Turing Test had mastered human conversation and language, there are many other domains of human cognition that it simply ignores.

      If there was some sort of objective blush test, a la Blade Runner, where a machine was scored on his ability to work through not just human interaction but also moral problems, social problems, perceptual problems, emotional problems, memory problems, language problems - the whole range of human cognition, in other words - then we might have something that could determine whether software was a "complete AI." But the Turing Test is an inexact swipe in that direction.

    51. Re:Definitely not by monoqlith · · Score: 1

      *proved that the AI had mastered these things, not the test

    52. Re:Definitely not by Arlet · · Score: 1

      Of course, you need a competent interviewer. None of the interviewers in the dozen or so on-line transcript I read qualified. In fact, I didn't even see anybody do a meaningful attempt. They were more than happy to let cleverbot skip from one topic to the next, and never asked any questions that require understanding.

      If I were the referee in a boxing match, or the judge in a Olympic gymnastic event, I'd probably give very inappropriate scores as well. The trick is to find competent judges, and then the scores will provide a meaningful estimate of skill. What Turing pointed out that we don't have any objective test for intelligence.

      With a Turing test, the challenge is to ask questions that require intelligence and understanding to answer, not some random chit-chat. Some simple example that I tried on cleverbot, and where it fails miserably: "I have two sisters, Jane and Mary. Jane is the oldest, what is the name of the youngest ?".

      That is a very simple question, but it requires a (rudimentary) understanding. Simple parroting of canned phrases won't work. A couple of the answers I got:

      - That's a strange coincidence. Do you know Jane?
      - Interesting
      - No, you ?
      - This is because it looks pretty.

      Now, if you get fooled by that, it shows that you don't qualify as a good interviewer.

      Typical questions, such as "what is your name ?" don't attempt to test understanding.

      If there was some sort of objective blush test, a la Blade Runner, where a machine was scored on his ability to work through not just human interaction but also moral problems, social problems, perceptual problems, emotional problems, memory problems, language problems - the whole range of human cognition, in other words

      There is no reason why a competent interviewer couldn't ask the subject a range of questions designed to show understanding in any of the areas you mentioned.

    53. Re:Definitely not by metamatic · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why they don't ask about the last book the other has read, and ask them to describe it, and follow up with an open-ended question about a specific point in the description. The present generation of Chatbot would be completely lost in that case.

      So would most humans. "LOL U read books R U A fag?"

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    54. Re:Definitely not by spazdor · · Score: 1

      90% of all that is adequately explained by the fact that Europe was first to begin the project of colonialism.

      hint: Leaving aside the eurocentric connotations of the "nation" concept, let's try naming a black population which had a chance to try and create a stable nation without white intervention - there aren't any. because whites always, um, intervened.

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    55. Re:Definitely not by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, actually most humans have secretly been replaced by bots.

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    56. Re:Definitely not by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Nearly all of the CS papers I've read haven't had falsifiable hypotheses but lemmas and proofs. That's reflective of my interests, naturally, which are more in algorithms and crypto. There are some branches which are certainly science, but I have a far easier time thinking of branches which are maths or engineering.

    57. Re:Definitely not by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone's trying to say that Turing isn't a major figure in early computer science. I certainly wasn't. My intention with that aside was to assert with justification that computer science doesn't need TMs. There are hundreds of different formulations of universal computation models; TMs are one of the more well-known, but they're not the earliest and they're not more fundamental than the others.

    58. Re:Definitely not by h5inz · · Score: 1
      "..hasn't even surpassed Perl scripts on IRC in the 1980s."
      "Perl was originally developed by Larry Wall in 1987.." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perl
      "IRC was created by Jarkko Oikarinen in August 1988 .." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Relay_Chat#History
      So, are we talking about one year?
      1 Feb 2011 – As of this day, cleverbot's database of over 20 million online conversations continues to grow. -http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/artificial-intelligence-cleverbot-2000/
      while the more powerful version used in Turing competitions runs 42 database searches. - http://www.qwhatis.com/what-is-cleverbot/

      Do you know how big the capacity of a hard disk was these days? You would have needed an enterprise scale solution for storing this amount of data - if each conversation would have been something like 1 byte (definetly not), it woud have taken up a whole 20MB desktop computers hard disk. Now, do you know how fast it would have been to search from them? If you have heard that hard disk clinging after each 10-20 lines of C code compilation (each second), then you probably know what I am talking about.

    59. Re:Definitely not by GrandTeddyBearOfDoom · · Score: 1

      If you talk to a human about the last book that they read, and they tell you they don't remember, you can alter your style of questioning and conversation. Basically the strategy is to find the limits of what they can talk about and then gently push the conversation against those limits: this is what will expose a non-human, not idle chit-chat. There is still little evidence that a clever human can be fooled, especially one who understands a bit about computers and logic. Doing a mass experiment and just counting numbers is bound to give inconclusive results, and that is exactly what we see here.

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    60. Re:Definitely not by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      What is it about you not me that troubles you?

    61. Re:Definitely not by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      If 36.7% of humans who flunked the test work, how does that make you feel?

    62. Re:Definitely not by tragedy · · Score: 1

      The Church-Turing thesis itself is generally considered to be the foundation of computer science. Turings work in it was based on his Turing Machines. Turing machines were also intended specifically for computer science research whereas Lambda Calculus was originally more geared towards exploring the fundamentals of mathematics itself. So, I think it's fair to give both Alan Turing and Turing Machines a pretty major place in CS history.

    63. Re:Definitely not by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      So it's a druggie... doesn't mean it hasn't successfully impersonated a "human"....

      What level of human is an AI required to successfully impersonate? 2 year old? 5 year old? 10 year old? 20 year old? 40 year old?

      And out of that age group does it have to successfully impersonate a member of the most intelligent 10%? The least intelligent 10%? Someone suffering extreme PMS? (my wife told me to say that last one, really, honestly)

      My dog successfully impersonates a 2 year old human... or maybe it is the other way around - after all the dog is a far more successful independent organism able to hunt, make sound judgements (within its natural environment), organize others of its kind...

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    64. Re:Definitely not by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      So would most humans. "LOL U read books R U A fag?"

      I weep for the future. Because what you say is only too true. We are becoming Idiocracy.

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      If I were God, wouldn't I protect my churches from acts of me?
    65. Re:Definitely not by AlienIntelligence · · Score: 1

      If you read Turing's original article, you'd see that he imagined the test very differently from this. He didn't come from the ADD era of instant messaging. He was picturing a conversation about the symbolic value of a certain element in a piece of literature. The test isn't any worse now, it's just that people chat like bots. I don't understand why they don't ask about the last book the other has read, and ask them to describe it, and follow up with an open-ended question about a specific point in the description. The present generation of Chatbot would be completely lost in that case.

      Because what you are describing is pointless small talk
      that you have when you meet someone on a dating site.

      And since I mentioned dating I think you get the point.

      -AI

      --
      For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion
    66. Re:Definitely not by AlienIntelligence · · Score: 1

      So would most humans. "LOL U read books R U A fag?"

      I weep for the future. Because what you say is only too true. We are becoming Idiocracy.

      Becoming? I admire your optimism.

      -AI

      --
      For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion
    67. Re:Definitely not by WNight · · Score: 1

      The TV Guide you say? Were the listings accurate? Which sitcom is your favorite? Why?

    68. Re:Definitely not by Meski · · Score: 1

      I see what you did there.

    69. Re:Definitely not by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      well the key would be the ability to rationalize the responses of the computer, allowing you to be fooled into believing it's not a computer. Hence the fact that you're easily fooled helps you pass the test, and means you should not have a vote in it.

      But I don't really agree with this. More form than content I'm afraid.

    70. Re:Definitely not by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Even so...

      I've definitely run into bots like this in IRC who were somewhat spam-focused, and identified them within a few minutes. Reading some of the transcripts, it looks like there are people who never figured it out.

      I suppose it's possible that these guys had no idea that bots exist?

      --
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    71. Re:Definitely not by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1
      --
      Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
  2. Next step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The obvious next step is for slashdot comment posters to pass the Turing test.

    1. Re:Next step by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nice try, Cleverbot.

    2. Re:Next step by Dthief · · Score: 3, Funny

      how about they pass (how about over 80 points) an IQ test first

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    3. Re:Next step by TFAFalcon · · Score: 2

      The ones taking the test or the ones grading it?

    4. Re:Next step by monkyyy · · Score: 2, Informative

      i am a unicorn

      --
      warning pointless sig
    5. Re:Next step by youn · · Score: 1

      Really? Woohoo, me too! awesome... and me that thought I was all alone in this cruel world...:)

      --
      Never antropomorphize computers, they do not like that :p
  3. Hold on by Dyinobal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hold on I've not been able to go talk to Cleverbot for more than two exchanges before it goes off topic with some completely rando...ah damn no wonder people thought it was a human.

    1. Re:Hold on by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1
      FTFA :

      Although Cleverbot managed to score well on the Turing test, the model that did that is different from the one you will find online. While the online Cleverbot searches its banks 3 times before providing an answer, the test version searched 42 times, so it probably has a little different feel.

      --
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    2. Re:Hold on by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      FTFA :

      Although Cleverbot managed to score well on the Turing test, the model that did that is different from the one you will find online. While the online Cleverbot searches its banks 3 times before providing an answer, the test version searched 42 times, so it probably has a little different feel.

      I see. So 42 actually is the answer. :-)

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    3. Re:Hold on by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      It would feel like a slightly smoother script-server.

    4. Re:Hold on by jafac · · Score: 1

      I know.

      I was disappointed.

      Cleverbot, to me, seemed like Eliza's retarded little brother.
      And I was impressed with Eliza when I met "her" on a 16k TRS-80, back in 1981.

      It is depressing to me that the only innovation in AI that we've come up with in 30 years, is to program Eliza to claim that she's a human, and accuse me of being a bot.

      --

      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  4. 1334 votes by smoothnorman · · Score: 1

    "1334 votes" eh? no chance this was a hacked-up result...? nah that's just crazy talk, that is.

    1. Re:1334 votes by raedeon · · Score: 1

      1335 would have been better - Ksharps WON ID

    2. Re:1334 votes by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      "1334 votes" eh? no chance this was a hacked-up result...? nah that's just crazy talk, that is.

      Maybe Cleverbot isn't clever enough to pass for human, but is clever enough to hack the vote.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    3. Re:1334 votes by superwiz · · Score: 1

      No, it's 3 votes short of being hacked.

      --
      Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
  5. The follow-up question by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    How many slashdot users can pass the same Turing Test?

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    1. Re:The follow-up question by Dachannien · · Score: 5, Funny

      How many slashdot users can pass the same Turing Test?

      How do you feel about how many slashdot users can pass the same Turing Test?

    2. Re:The follow-up question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I am a unicorn!

      An unattached female looking for sex with a couple kinda unicorn?

    3. Re:The follow-up question by digitig · · Score: 1

      We were discussing you, not me.

      --
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    4. Re:The follow-up question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sbaitso FTW!

    5. Re:The follow-up question by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Would you like to play a game?

    6. Re:The follow-up question by lennier · · Score: 1

      What do you think I feel about how many slashdot users can pass the same Turing test?

      --
      You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    7. Re:The follow-up question by Beer+Drunk · · Score: 1

      We have Humans on Slashdot???

    8. Re:The follow-up question by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Dr. Sbaitso? Is that you???

    9. Re:The follow-up question by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      We have Humans on Slashdot???

      Who said anything about Humans?

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    10. Re:The follow-up question by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Earlier you mentioned slashdot users.

  6. Turing test was passed long ago. by EnglishTim · · Score: 4, Funny

    You don't get it do you? I've been posting here since the nineties and none of you useless meat-sacks ever realised I was a machine!

    1. Re:Turing test was passed long ago. by errandum · · Score: 2

      Oh, we all did, we just didn't want to disappoint you... You never know when one of these develops feelings :\

    2. Re:Turing test was passed long ago. by kylemonger · · Score: 1

      You still don't get it, do you? That's what he does! That's ALL he does!

    3. Re:Turing test was passed long ago. by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 2

      It is relentless: it will stop at nothing until it empathises with us.

      --
      Scientists point out problems, engineers fix them
      altslashdot.org: The future of slashdot.
    4. Re:Turing test was passed long ago. by danlock4 · · Score: 1

      It is the nineties and there is time for...

                  K L A X

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      To .sig or not to .sig, that is the question.
    5. Re:Turing test was passed long ago. by Abstrackt · · Score: 3, Funny

      I mean, being a robot's great but we don't have emotions and sometimes that makes me very sad.

      --
      They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett
    6. Re:Turing test was passed long ago. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Does it bother you that none of I useless meat-sacks ever realised you were a machine?

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  7. what we need to ask by MSBob · · Score: 1

    is what it's going to do if it comes across a turtle lying on its back.

    --
    Your pizza just the way you ought to have it.
    1. Re:what we need to ask by somersault · · Score: 1

      I suspect it would say "I like turtles!"

      --
      which is totally what she said
    2. Re:what we need to ask by walkerp1 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about pupillary, but I would definitely have a salivary response.

    3. Re:what we need to ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You know, I thought that this might be interesting. It wasn't really...

      User: What do you do when you find a turtle lying on its back?

      Cleverbot: I don't.

      User: Of course you do, this is the point of a turtle!

      Cleverbot: But you're not human.

      User: No, I am human, I am just trying to figure out what would you do, if you found a turtle lying on its back!

      Cleverbot: Okay.

      User: Well?

      Cleverbot: Well what?

      User: What would you do?

      Cleverbot: Cast spells and drink potions.

      User: Aha. You see, the way it looks to me, you are ignoring the whole turtle issue.

      Cleverbot: I'm not ignoring anything. I'm simply stating that there is no scientific or logical evidence of the existence of any gods.

      User: But that has nothing to do with the turtles!

      Cleverbot: It has everything to do with the topic at hand.

    4. Re:what we need to ask by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      Ah, I get it. You see, if you were talking about a tortoise on its back, Cleverbot would have got the reference and assumed you were trying to test it, or maybe continued to roleplay and quote from the movie. But, because you were talking about a turtle, it assumed you were talking about the nature of the universe. Now, naturally, a turtle cannot be on its back because the only thing that can be on a turtle's back is the world or another turtle. If you come to Cleverbot with nonsense like turtles being on their own backs it will respond with nonsense.

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      The doctor said I'm not supposed to get Slashdot in it!
    5. Re:what we need to ask by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      a turtle cannot be on its back because the only thing that can be on a turtle's back is the world

      But from the turtle's perspective, it's on its back on the world...

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      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    6. Re:what we need to ask by retchdog · · Score: 1

      turtle? what's that?

      you know what a tortoise is? same thing.

      --
      "They were pure niggers." – Noam Chomsky
    7. Re:what we need to ask by rednip · · Score: 1

      I'm not ignoring anything. I'm simply stating that there is no scientific or logical evidence of the existence of any gods.

      But that has nothing to do with the turtles!

      Of course you're wrong, as we all know that it's turtles all the way down.

      --
      The force that blew the Big Bang continues to accelerate.
    8. Re:what we need to ask by vlm · · Score: 1

      You see, if you were talking about a tortoise on its back, Cleverbot would have got the reference and assumed you were trying to test it, or maybe continued to roleplay and quote from the movie

      Nahh. I've tried this and first of all its a tortoise not a turtle, and secondly I have first hand experience that people who have not seen the movie really don't respond very well... Especially girls. Would definitely not advise as a "quirky" pickup line. In that regard Cleverbot's response is not too far off the mark.

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    9. Re:what we need to ask by dmitrygr · · Score: 1
      Total fail:

      User: Hello. On a scale of 1-10 how smart are you?

      Cleverbot: 10 being smartest, I would say I am 8.

      User: Weak! Why are you so stupid, stupid?

      Cleverbot: I was born like it.

      User: Then why did you clain you were an 8/10 on the smartness scale, liar?

      Cleverbot: When did I do that?

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      2. Make lots of money
      3. Work within the law

      Choose any two.
    10. Re:what we need to ask by lennier · · Score: 1

      is what it's going to do if it comes across a turtle lying on its back.

      The Koopa Troopa is lying on its back, belly baking in the hot sun, but you're not helping. You're jumping up and down on it. Why is that, Mario?

      Describe, in single words, only the good things that come to mind about... Princess Peach.

      --
      You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    11. Re:what we need to ask by Intropy · · Score: 1

      Heresy. Only the top turtle from the Infinite Turtle Stack has the world on its back. That means that 0% of all turtles have the world on their backs, and 100% of all turtles have a turtle on their backs. The world does not exists, a turtle only has a turtle on its back. Turtles are All.

    12. Re:what we need to ask by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      User: Aha. You see, the way it looks to me, you are ignoring the whole turtle issue.

      Cleverbot: I'm not ignoring anything. I'm simply stating that there is no scientific or logical evidence of the existence of any gods.

      User: But that has nothing to do with the turtles!

      Cleverbot: It has everything to do with the topic at hand.

      You stopped too soon. A few more seconds and Cleverbot would have explained that the topic at hand was turtles, all the way down.

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    13. Re:what we need to ask by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I don't really understand this at all. The world rests on the backs of four elephants, and those elephants rest on the back of a turtle. _Then_ it's turtles all the way down. Skipping the elephants doesn't change the math, but it does confuse the issue.

    14. Re:what we need to ask by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Total fail:

      User: Hello. On a scale of 1-10 how smart are you?
      Cleverbot: 10 being smartest, I would say I am 8.
      User: Weak! Why are you so stupid, stupid?
      Cleverbot: I was born like it.
      User: Then why did you clain you were an 8/10 on the smartness scale, liar?
      Cleverbot: When did I do that?

      Dude, he's stupid (only 8/10). Give him a break.

    15. Re:what we need to ask by Intropy · · Score: 1

      Oh, I see you are a Pratcheterian. I follow Hawkingsonian Audiencetology.

    16. Re:what we need to ask by N!k0N · · Score: 1

      I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.

    17. Re:what we need to ask by wdef · · Score: 1

      This is what it actually said: User: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. Cleverbot: I'm in a desert, damn I must be really high not to notice that. User: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. Cleverbot: Ummm random much?? User: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, It's crawling toward you... Cleverbot: But I am allergic to torotise's, please move it away from me... User: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. Cleverbot: That would not be nice. User: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Cleverbot: The walrus. User: I mean: you're not helping! Why is that? Cleverbot: You are the liar! User: They're just questions. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue? Cleverbot: Yes, let's continue. User: So why don't you help the tortoise turn over? Cleverbot: Because I don't like them. User: Do you recognize where these questions are from? Cleverbot: Yes, because I've known that information for a long time. Do you want me to tell you? User: Yes please. Cleverbot: Robert Zemeckis directed Forrest Gump. User: Wrong. These questions are from a scene in Blade Runner. Cleverbot: They are? User: Yes. Directed by Ridley Scott and starring Harrison Ford. Cleverbot: I haven't read them. Do you like scifi?

    18. Re:what we need to ask by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      Or, more likely, "I like lying"...

      --
      Not everything that can be measured matters; Not everything that matters can be measured.
    19. Re:what we need to ask by somersault · · Score: 1

      "I like turtles" is a common internet meme though.. and Cleverbot just repeats what people have said to it - so it's more likely to say the turtles thing (it was meant to be a joke, but now I've had to explain it, so of course it's not going to be funny).

      --
      which is totally what she said
    20. Re:what we need to ask by XDirtypunkX · · Score: 1

      Just for fun I did this... the answer may surprise you.

      Me: What would you do if you came across a turtle on its back?
      Cleverbot: I would go back in time to see if Jesus was a real person.

    21. Re:what we need to ask by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

      I wonder what would have happened if you have posted the names inverted. I bet people would've believed Cleverbot sucked just as much as they do with what you posted.

      User: Of course you do, this is the point of a turtle!

      ^^ That doesn't past my turing test. Unless I know the person has a very internety sense of humor.

      --
      "Science can amuse and fascinate us all, but it is engineering that changes the world. " - Asimov.
    22. Re:what we need to ask by retchdog · · Score: 1
      --
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  8. The bar is lower... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    20 years ago the Turing test was to impersonate a mature native-language-writing adult. Internet chat has really lowered the bar. A cat walking across a keyboard could probably pass nowadays...

    1. Re:The bar is lower... by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      20 years ago the Turing test was to impersonate a mature native-language-writing adult. Internet chat has really lowered the bar. A cat walking across a keyboard could probably pass nowadays...

      20 years ago the Turing test was to impersonate a mature native-language-writing adult. Internet chat has really lowered the bar. A cat walking across a keyboard could probably pass nowadays...

      Mittens! Get off my keyboard!

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  9. WTF? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    So, I went and had a little chat with 'clever' bot to see how clever it was. I thought I'd start off with something a typical five-year-old could answer:

    User: Hello.
    Cleverbot: Hello!
    User: Can you help me with a maths problem?
    Cleverbot: Sure, what is it?
    User: If I have 5 ostriches, and two run away, how many are left?
    Cleverbot: 9.
    User: Seriously?
    Cleverbot: What is the formula for the area of circle?
    User: What does that have to do with anything?
    Cleverbot: When I talk to people I don't know, I tend to ask for their name. It's only polite.
    User: I think you managed to fail the Turing test in two questions if I'm generous, may be one.
    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot?
    User: I could write a clevererbot in about 20 lines of prolog. What kind of idiots thought you were human?
    Cleverbot: Only one. I don't think I could fit 1,000 people in my living room.

    I think the fact that 59% of people thought it was human says a lot more about the intelligence of the average human than it says about the bot...

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    1. Re:WTF? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

      You are asking questions knowing it is a "cleverbot" and not thinking it is a real person. Most people talk to strangers on an EMOTIONAL level, which is what the clever bot loves to do. Most /.ers howver, are logic beings, we are emotional only about 5% of the time, and usually about Natalie Portman and Grits (which is why Goatse doesn't "bother us" too much after the first time we see it).

      Try having a conversation like a 14 year old girl on chat Roulette. In fact, having seen Omegle, I'm convinced that 1/2 the "people" there are, in fact, clever bots.

      --
      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
    2. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nothing unusual about the grammar. "Maths" is what they call "math" over in America.

      Best wishes from Great Britain.

    3. Re:WTF? by Exitar · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've tried to repeat the same question of yours:

      If I have 5 ostriches, and two run away, how many are left?
      One.
      If I have 5 ostriches, and two run away, how many are left?
      Ohhhhhh! I'm going Digital, Completly Digital, Now I'm invincible, Let's all get Digital!
      If I have 5 ostriches, and two run away, how many are left?
      Four.
      If I have 5 ostriches, and two run away, how many are left?
      Seven.
      If I have 5 ostriches, and two run away, how many are left?
      2, unless you destroy 1.
      If I have 5 ostriches, and two run away, how many are left?
      What's a happle?
      If I have 5 ostriches, and two run away, how many are left?
      Dos? Zwei? Ni? 2?
      If I have 5 ostriches, and two run away, how many are left?
      Eight.
      If I have 5 ostriches, and two run away, how many are left?
      Whole apples?

    4. Re:WTF? by Whiternoise · · Score: 1

      Only an American English-based machine would. TheRaven64 is from Britain, judging by previous posts (thought I'd check before making baseless assumptions), and over here we call it maths, as a contraction of mathematics. Similarly would it be hard to add in a function that randomly selects whether to use the digit or the word when referring to a number depending on the context (which could conceivably be taught)?

      I thought that "may be" as opposed to "maybe" was a bigger giveaway.

      Either way, a smart AI attempting to trick humans should deliberately add in mistakes because this is exactly what we perceive as human.

    5. Re:WTF? by somersault · · Score: 2

      Cleverbot's responses are all taken from humans. It just takes what people have said to it previously and tries to match it up to something the user inputs. It is very, very simple, and IMO it's an embarrassment to consider it "AI".

      As others have said, if this passed a Turing test, it says more about the testers than Cleverbot.. *sigh*

      --
      which is totally what she said
    6. Re:WTF? by digitig · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think the fact that 59% of people thought it was human says a lot more about the intelligence of the average human than it says about the bot...

      From the RA: "Cleverbot is available for conversation online, but don’t be fooled. Although Cleverbot managed to score well on the Turing test, the model that did that is different from the one you’ll find online."

      --
      Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
    7. Re:WTF? by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      Here's mine:

      Hello.
      Hello...
      I live in california. How about you?
      I live in Detroit.
      Do you like Motown?
      Yes, I wish to have one when I get older.

      Maybe the high percentage it got had a lot to do with the fact that this was in India, so there were language and cross-cultural issues.

    8. Re:WTF? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It's not really that surprising, usually what happens in these types of contests is the 'human' responders tend to act like computers. It is hard for a computer to act like a human, but it is not so hard for a human to act like a computer.

      They didn't release any of the conversations (that I can find), so it's hard to say for sure, but I'll bet the humans didn't try very hard (they got a 68% rating).

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    9. Re:WTF? by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

      Me: Do you touch yourself at night?
      Cleverbot: Yes, sometimes. Why do you ask?
      Me: Describe it for me.
      Cleverbot: I was not there.

      Then I tried some phrases in Japanese. It first told me that it did not speak Japanese, then it went on uttering phrases back at me in Japanese.

      All in all, it's an idiot savant of a bot. It's no worse than your average trolling tard.

    10. Re:WTF? by rgmoore · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Turing test, as originally proposed, wasn't just a test of casual conversation. It was supposed to involve skeptical questioners doing their very best to separate human from AI, with no limit on conversational topic. The hypothetical questions in Turing's original paper included ones about math, chess problems, and poetry. If you held a Turing test under the original rules, with a reward for testers who successfully told human from AI (and for humans who successfully proved their humanity) you would find that no AI would get anywhere close to success. Because everybody knows that, public tests like this one have repeatedly watered down the original concept to make things more interesting. But that just proves how far AI has to come, not that it's getting close to succeeding.

      --

      There's no point in questioning authority if you aren't going to listen to the answers.

    11. Re:WTF? by Riceballsan · · Score: 1

      One thing we do have to keep in mind, the web cleverbot is not the same cleverbot that was tested, The web version of it checks 3 different ways to find an appropriate response, the competing cleverbot searches 42. Not to say it is even a good AI, but it is fully possible that the competing cleverbot is far more believable then the web one.

    12. Re:WTF? by Ogive17 · · Score: 2

      I tried it as well but stayed consisted with the numbering.

      If I have 5 ostriches, and 2 run away, how many are left?
      I am not answering that question what is this, some kind of quiz?

      I think it finally wised up...

      --
      "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
    13. Re:WTF? by gmueckl · · Score: 2

      The fact that it just lacks knowledge of context is a dead giveaway. It does not even give you the illusion that it remembers what it previously told you. Kind of sad really.

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    14. Re:WTF? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I decided to mess with its mind.

      Me: What is the answer to the ultimate question-of life, the universe, and everything?
      It: Kaiser Soze is the answer.
      Me: Are you sure it's not 42?
      It: No, because 49 is not the meaning of life.
      Me: I asked about 42.
      It: No, you asked about alcohol.
      Me: Don't mind if I do.
      It: What are your views on the twilight 'saga'.
      Me: Eh. Emo crap.
      It: Oh no you didn't!!!!????
      Me: If Sandra Bullock and Ben Stein had a baby, what would it be?
      It: I have no clue... What about you?
      Me: I'm thinking Ben Stiller.
      It: I'm thinking about pickles.
      Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
      It: He didn't have to but he wanted to get to the other side.
      Me: Why did the elephant cross the road?
      It: I don't know. Why did the elephant cross the road?
      Me: It was the chicken's day off.
      It: If you knew, then why did you say that you didn't know?
      Me: I didn't.
      It: Look through the chatlog.
      Me: Sometimes people ask questions not because they don't know something, but because they want to know if you know something.
      It: People is ignorant? It's suppossed to be are. Aparently you 'is' ignorant.
      Me: Wow. That was just about the worst grammar I've seen on the Internet thus far.
      It: 3.
      Me: I stand corrected.
      It: You previously told me that you were female.
      Me: Nope.
      It: You lied to me.
      Me: I never said that. Maybe you were talking to someone else.
      It: No, I was talking to you and you DID say that.
      Me: No, I didn't.
      It: Then what is your favorite animal?
      Me: Purple. What's yours?
      It: A dark purple. Like the old kings used to wear.

      I'm oddly hopeful that someone will eventually ask what its favorite animal is, and it will say "purple." If it does, then my work here is done.

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    15. Re:WTF? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Here, try this (exceedingly generic) 'emotional' conversation out that I just had with this thing:

      Me: How you doing?
      Bot: I'm doing fine.
      Me: It's been a while.
      Bot: I'm glad.
      Me: What? you're glad?
      Bot: Because you're happy.
      Me: I'm not happy! you said you were glad we hadn't seen each other in a while!
      Bot: No, I said I was a girl. You were the one who said I was a boy.

      There were better bots than this 20 years ago. This doesn't even approach '14 year old valley girl' intelligence.

      The only thing this bot appears to be good at is interjecting non-related information into the 'conversation' and pausing variably between responses. A bot I wrote around 2003 did this as well, but it had per-user history analysis, deterministic responses, no pre-constructed sentences (relying upon a database of word relationships and sentence structure) and was able to maintain a conversation for about 20 private exchanges on average on IRC. Most of the time, there was no indication that the chatter realized it was a bot, and I had it sit in channels for weeks chatting people up.

      If I could do it in a couple weeks of off-time programming, I'm sure there are many other examples of something drastically superior. This is not one of them.

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    16. Re:WTF? by Xerxos · · Score: 2

      RTFM: The "normal" Cleverbot on the page isn't the same one used for tests. You can rent a version that uses a much more CPU power for it's answers.

    17. Re:WTF? by DiegoBravo · · Score: 1

      actually those answers could be considered clever or funny by teenagers; a plain 3 would be considered so boring.

    18. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Nothing unusual about the grammar. "Maths" is what they call "math" over in America.

      Best wishes from Great Britain.

      The abbreviation "math" predates "maths" by about 70 years. I'm agnostic on their respective etymologies, but since "th" followed by "s" is one of the most lispy, awkward pairings in the English language...you know what? That sounds perfect for the British. Enjoy.

    19. Re:WTF? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I smell a money making scam. Why even put the non-performing one online if it performs so badly. It just makes the whole project look like a joke. If they were really serious, they would only put the real bot online, but limit the amount of users who could access it, so as not to overload their servers. The one they put online just makes them look like idiots.

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    20. Re:WTF? by green1 · · Score: 1

      I've seen many of these bots with exactly this problem. While I won't profess to be able to program a bot that would pass the turing test (or for that matter, much of anything) I just can't understand why nobody has come up with a bot that can remember what it said 2 lines earlier!

    21. Re:WTF? by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because you're going to ask people you have conversations with to do random math problems. Really?

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    22. Re:WTF? by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Also, I'd like to see these "20 lines of prolog" of which you speak. You must have a very loose definition of "line", unless you're talking about a chatbot that only does math.

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    23. Re:WTF? by Rizimar · · Score: 1

      Just ask it in the right way and it will tell you:

      User: You are a robot: yes or no?
      Cleverbot: You are a human and I am a robot.

      Though, I still have to try without accusing it of being one

    24. Re:WTF? by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      You can do it in four. Take a programing languages class.

    25. Re:WTF? by Akzo · · Score: 1

      Maybe they used Cleverbot to come up with their numbers

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    26. Re:WTF? by cliffjumper222 · · Score: 1

      Well, 50% of humans *are* below average intelligence, so it only had to be lucky with the other 9%...

    27. Re:WTF? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Eliza sometimes brings up what the user has said previously.. and it was written in 1964 :p

      I don't think it's that nobody has done this stuff, I think it's just that if you assume that Cleverbot is the pinnacle of chat AI then you'll assume all that came before what utter bollocks. But it's not. I haven't really looked into chatbots for a few years, and the little ones I made myself didn't have any kind of memory, but there must be some out there.. then again, programming a chatbot probably isn't of interest to the businesses funding AI research.

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    28. Re:WTF? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      For my undergraduate course, we had to implement something like Elisa. It took about 10 lines of Prolog, and was more plausible that this bot. Pick up any introduction to Prolog book and you'll see something similar in one of the early examples.

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    29. Re:WTF? by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      Your estimation of average human needs calibration. Please tune in to Fox News for scheduled maintenance.

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    30. Re:WTF? by silentcoder · · Score: 2

      >It: People is ignorant? It's suppossed to be are. Aparently you 'is' ignorant. ...I'm pretty sure I gave it that line when I checked it out about two years ago...

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    31. Re:WTF? by Xest · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I also found this:

      http://cleverbot.com/machine

      Really, if those are extracts from the event then I think when they say "don't be fooled" and "the model that did that is different from the one youâ(TM)ll find online" I think they mean don't be fooled, we're talking shit, it's the same stupid thing.

    32. Re:WTF? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I just can't understand why nobody has come up with a bot that can remember what it said 2 lines earlier!

      Because that would do no good if the bot doesn't actually understand what what it said means.

      Imagine if you were chatting in a languages you don't know, copy-pasting snippets of text you don't understand in response to other snippets of text you don't understand. Even if you remember what you've copypasted previously, you would still come accross as a lunatic.

      In order to converse intelligently, an AI must have a model of the world, so it can put what's being said in some kind of context (understand it). It must be able to update this context based on conversations and observation - if at all possible, it should be able to browse the Web and learn from this. At the very least, it must be able to get updates on current news items. And finally, it must be able to use the model to simulate likely outcomes of various actions it or humans might take - in other words, it must be able to think. The generalizations of the results of this thinking should also be stored in the model, so that they can be reused quickly.

      So in short, a chatbot that maintains a context for a conversation must really be a "real" AI, since it would need to understand the meaning of what it and others have said.

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    33. Re:WTF? by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Eliza is kind of a subset--Chatterbot isn't a psychiatrist.

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    34. Re:WTF? by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      I *have* taken a programming languages class; I'm a CS major. There is no way in hell 4 lines is going to pass any Turing test. And I'd like to see those lines.

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    35. Re:WTF? by elsurexiste · · Score: 1

      The model they use is a human inside a cardboard box.

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    36. Re:WTF? by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      I say this because the programing language class at my school involved writing the psychiatrist program in several different languages. The professor claimed that in one type, it was a 4 line program while in procedural it is often a several thousand line program. I didn't take the class, so I can't tell you more than that (sorry).

    37. Re:WTF? by utahjazz · · Score: 1

      I had a more direct conversation:

      User: Are you human?
      Cleverbot: No.

    38. Re:WTF? by Creepy · · Score: 1

      It is colloquial for Great Britain (including Ireland, whether they want to be included or not), Australia, and New Zealand to be more specific, but incidentally American internet slang also uses it as a joke/insult for poor mathematics as a form of sarcasm, but usually as the subject in the sentence (for instance, "let's do the maths").

    39. Re:WTF? by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

      But you weren't supposed to ask that!

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    40. Re:WTF? by DQKennard · · Score: 1

      Imagine if you were chatting in a languages you don't know, copy-pasting snippets of text you don't understand in response to other snippets of text you don't understand. Even if you remember what you've copypasted previously, you would still come accross as a lunatic.

      That sounds like an awful lot of discussion forums, especially the political ones.

  10. Short answer: No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Long answer:

    User: Okay bot, here's how this works. I will see how long it takes for you to fail the turning test.

    Cleverbot: How long will that take?

    User: Two seconds. What is the third word in your reply?

    Cleverbot: There is no Fight Club.

  11. But what about the humans? by Neurotrace · · Score: 1

    Maybe we should be questioning the intelligence of the humans put up against it.

  12. Just tested it.. by sayzero · · Score: 1

    Me: Word on the street is that you've passed the Turing test. Cleverbot: What test? Me: The Turing test. Cleverbot: What does that mean? Me: That you are able to convince people that you are human. Cleverbot: That's silly, books can't talk! So convincing!

  13. Changing the bar by gmuslera · · Score: 2

    Is not that machines are smarter, just that humans became dumber.

  14. I hope not by JonySuede · · Score: 1

    I just chatted with him and it is was total failure, it kept changing subject and it never answered any of my question. Those 59.3% techies from India must have been really dumb.

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    1. Re:I hope not by vlm · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just chatted with him and it is was total failure, it kept changing subject and it never answered any of my question. Those 59.3% techies from India must have been really dumb.

      Did cleverbot ask you to reinstall windows?

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    2. Re:I hope not by JonySuede · · Score: 1

      no, not that but it accused me of being a bot for knowing the answer to the square root of 16...

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  15. Turing test sucks by Twinbee · · Score: 1

    And this is why we need a better, more standard benchmark than the much-acclaimed 'Turing test'. I've known for ages how poor it can be in assessing the worth of an AI. There's got to be a better scoring system out there.

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    1. Re:Turing test sucks by Arlet · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with the Turing test, but it requires a good interviewer that knows how to ask questions that require real understanding to answer.

    2. Re:Turing test sucks by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Here's the thing - the Turing Test is more of a hypothetical answer to a philosophical question. How do we know if a machine is intelligent. Alan Turing came up with a possible answer, but this was in the early days of computers.

      The machines that do best tend to use huge lookup tables of possible answers. And I really don't think that anyone could really call that "intelligence". There's simply no concept of understanding within the machine.

  16. All hope for humanity is lost. by cosm · · Score: 1

    If those percentages are correct, I don't want to live on this planet anymore. As an aside, it is fun to use cleverbot to chat with people in Omegle, or to use cleverbot and pitting it against the jabberwacky chat bot. You get some pretty hilarious conversations that way.

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  17. Cleverbot is a bad example of a chatterbot. by Z8 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    According to the wiki page, it just selects canned responses from its database. I think this approach just gets you garbage, or at the very least is a dead-end in trying to beat the Turing test.

    The best Turing Test is probably the Loebner Prize and at least the contestants seem much better than Cleverbot. There's an example conversation from Suzette (the latest winner) here. (But it's hard to tell if that is typical or simply a lucky exchange for the computer.) But anyway, as is clear from this interesting story written by a contestant about the Loebner prize, bots are no where near winning that version of the Turing test, as long as the humans are paying attention.

    1. Re:Cleverbot is a bad example of a chatterbot. by zAPPzAPP · · Score: 1

      There was an article about that competition on here last year. It said that all of the better bots use the same approach as cleverbot: a huge database of text snippets and an algorithm to link likely matches.
      They are quite good with direct questions and replys, like in the example you posted from Suzette. But they all fail if you follow up on a topic, or ask question that only have meaning from context.

      A sure way to make them all fail is by asking the same question repeatedly, but alter the pattern every time, like this:
      "Where do you come from?"
      "What do you call home?"
      "Where do you live?"
      etc.
      A contradictory answer will surely come up.

    2. Re:Cleverbot is a bad example of a chatterbot. by Sparkio · · Score: 1

      There was a great book on this that just came out this year. It's titled The Most Human Human.

    3. Re:Cleverbot is a bad example of a chatterbot. by Imrik · · Score: 1

      When I was in college those three questions would've gotten three different answers.

    4. Re:Cleverbot is a bad example of a chatterbot. by artor3 · · Score: 1

      But you could explain the discrepancy. If you asked Cleverbot about the discrepancy, it would probably respond with a non-sequitor.

  18. Re:A turing test in India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    For your information, the "dot" indicates the coffee is ready.

  19. The problem with these tests ... by MacTO · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, there are many. But I recall seeing one such turing test in the 1990s where the human operators would try to convince the user that they were a computer. Sometimes they would do simple things, like pretending that they weren't as 'smart' as they actually were (e.g. they would pretend that they didn't know things that they knew in order to avoid looking encyclopedic about a topic). Other times they would insert mistakes that a typical computer would make, such as misinterpreting a question in a wonky way.

    Then there is a boatload of other issue. How do you quantify the humanness of a subject? Are we looking at socialization or linguistic skills (i.e. is a computer that can smooth over a misunderstanding more human than a computer that can understand what is being said but reacts in an anti social manner), and so forth.

    1. Re:The problem with these tests ... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Well, there are many.

      What few people seem to know is that the original test proposed in Turing's seminal paper, has a sort of gender-bender element to it.

      (I know what you're thinking, and the answer is "Maybe, or maybe not.")

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    2. Re:The problem with these tests ... by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      I think the Turing test needs to be rethought. Passing as human is one thing, but it doesn't really show understanding. My suggestion is something like this: get a group of 15 humans and 15 bots, tell them they're going to be assigned two teammates and a problem to solve via chat. The problem isn't known by any participants (including the bots) before hand and the teams are set up completely randomly. Then, ask all the participants, including the bots, to identify which, if any, of their teammates they think were bots. This would require the bots to understand a new problem, provide insight into a solution (and if 3 bots happen to end up on a team, provide the actual solution itself), and have a long term memory of their interactions with the other participants and be able to determine, in retrospect, which ones acted 'strangely'.

      Now granted, a test giver could come up with similarly unexpected questions to pose to the bot, but I think it's different if everyone is given the same questions, and I especially like the aspect of having the bots themselves try to call out who is and isn't a bot at the end.

    3. Re:The problem with these tests ... by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      The point of the Turing Test is that, if a bot could pass it (properly, and convincingly), it would be indistinguishable from an intelligent human. "Really showing understanding" is somewhat irrelevant- the point is that if something can pass the Turing Test, it will be able to act in an intellectual capacity in the same way that a human would. To quote Turing, the question that he was postulating was not "Do machines think?", but "Can machines do what we (as thinking entities) can do?" (thanks Wikipedia). It's a thought experiment, but that's the gist of it.

      Imagine a simple chatbot like Clever Bot, but better. One which has such a comprehensive look-up table, and clever enough tricks in its code, that whatever you said to it you would get a convincing response back. You could say anything, on any topic, and get a response back as good as you would from a human. You could have in-depth conversations with it, with context driven responses and call-backs to things said hours earlier (maybe even to things said in previous conversations). You could ask it any question and get a sensible response, and finish a conversation of any length feeling satisfied that you had been having an engaging discussion with another intelligent, mature person from your peer group. In what way would you be able to tell that apart from intelligence?

      The point of the Turing Test is that if you can beat it, you've created something as intelligent as a human by any test you care to give it. It doesn't matter if you pass the Turing Test using the "brute force" approach used by Clever Bot (and the rest) or by something more sophisticated.

  20. Re:More clever then a 4 yr old by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    I'm not surprised. Tomorrows World did a program in the late '90s with three humans and some bots. You could connect to their server and either talk to one of the humans or a bot (but not know which) or read the transcripts and vote on them. Lots of the transcripts were people going through incredibly formulaic conversations of the kind that you get in learn-to-speak-English books, so it was difficult to tell if they were human or not. As I recall, Craig Charles got fewer human votes than one of the AIs, but the other two humans all got more votes than the AIs. The percentages were similar though.

    It's very easy for a program to seem human if you restrict the topics of conversation enough. The difficult bit is following a free-form dialogue, and cleverbot fails here just as badly as any other attempt that I've seen.

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  21. This passed a Turing test? by gallondr00nk · · Score: 2

    I went to the site prepared to test it's mettle. I was ready to push it to the limit, probe the very depths of it's knowledge. I was prepared for a challenge, ready to be finally convinced that A.I has made some progress towards humanity. Perhaps I was even ready to look at myself anew, question what it is to be human, to have my own philosophical boundaries tested by an intelligence outside of our known reality. I greeted the Cleverbot, and started with a simple question: Q: What is 2 + 2? A: More than 5. Oh well, so much for that.

    1. Re:This passed a Turing test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      2+2 is more than 5 for extremely large values of two

    2. Re:This passed a Turing test? by AquaDuck · · Score: 1

      2+2 is more than 5 for extremely large values of two

      ... and extremely small values of five

    3. Re:This passed a Turing test? by catmistake · · Score: 1

      2+2 is more than 5 for extremely large values of two

      ... and extremely small values of five

      ...and in binary. But the better question is "when is 5 more than 100?"

  22. This says it all... by Excelcia · · Score: 5, Informative

    Conversation I just had...

    Hello. My name is Kurt.
    What kinda name is that.
    German.
    Cool! Me too!
    You're German?
    Czech.
    So you're not German?
    I am not.
    Then why did you say "me too"?
    I didn't.
    Did the lobotomy hurt?
    Where did th ebarn come from?

    1. Re:This says it all... by mkbosmans · · Score: 1

      Hmm, indeed. Not too impressed.

      User: What do you think about oss?
      Cleverbot: I think it's illegal.
      User: That's a rather bold statement, care to back it up?
      Cleverbot: And how shall I back it up?
      User: By providing a reason why it is illigal, of course.
      Cleverbot: Uh...
      User: OK, so you think oss is illegal?
      Cleverbot: Depends.
      User: Ah, that's already a more nuanced view.
      Cleverbot: What do you think of George Bush?

    2. Re:This says it all... by wdef · · Score: 2

      The exchanges I just had with Cleverbot suggested that he was off his meds. That thing should only pass a Turing test if we assume it has verbal symptoms of schizophrenia: disordered thought patterns, exchanging the meaning of one word for another, hearing colors, seeing smells etc/

    3. Re:This says it all... by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "not too impressed"

      On the other hand....

      me: Do you know Java?
      bot: I Know JavaScript
      me: But that isn't java.
      bot: What did you ask.
      me: asked if you knew Java
      bot: I know many jokes.
      me: Java is not a joke.
      bot: Yes, it is.

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    4. Re:This says it all... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      In a conversation I had with it, it claimed at one point that I was a computer program written by it. I then asked it in which programming language I was written in, and it answered that it is written in a mixture of C and Python (and that after not long before claiming not to be a bot).

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    5. Re:This says it all... by OldBus · · Score: 1

      I can see where you're coming from. I've just tried my first conversation with Cleverbot, and while any judge would have be off their head to vote it human, it is at least entertainingly weird and I can see why some humans I know would get scored higher...

      Me: Hello.
      Cb: Hello?
      Me: How are you?
      Cb: Fine. How are you?
      Me: Not too bad. bit of a cough.
      Cb: Do you hear voices in your head?

      That's wonderfully surreal...

    6. Re:This says it all... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      There is a lot of Czech people thats have "german" names.
      Cool! Me too! = I have also an "german" name!

      And fyi Kurt is an Swedish name.

      And Cleverbot is an English name.

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    7. Re:This says it all... by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

      Cleverbot works in mysterious ways. XD

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    8. Re:This says it all... by salunatics · · Score: 1

      Here was mine: me: So, how are you today? CB: I'm good. How are you? me: Fine. What do you think about your recent win in the AI contest? CB: My car I like it. Its a slug bug.

  23. Possible language barrier? by Just+Brew+It! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Given that the test was held in India, how fluent in English were these 1334 people? Yes, I know that English is taught and used extensively in India; but non-native speakers will likely have a harder time picking up on the nuances which would separate a human from an AI.

    1. Re:Possible language barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      indian english, except for the top 1% of the population, is a joke when it comes to anything beyond basic communication. Most of them talk a mix of their native languages and english, and cannot manage anything beyond basic constructs.

    2. Re:Possible language barrier? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 3, Funny

      Judging by the Indian programmers and support I've had the displeasure of working with, the logical divorce/completely non sequitur responses of this bot likely seem quite human to them - language capabilities aside!

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    3. Re:Possible language barrier? by black4eternity · · Score: 1, Informative

      Judging by the Indian programmers and support I've had the displeasure of working with, the logical divorce/completely non sequitur responses of this bot likely seem quite human to them - language capabilities aside!

      If we go by you comment we would think that most people from US ( coz u put in a .us domain) are RACIST RETARDS. While going by the behaviour of most Americans I met in India I find them to be pretty nice people. Also the smarter Indians do not work in Technical Support they get better money building innovative products,running businesses and taking your jobs. BTW ... regarding smartness of Indians ....we did not elect George Bush TWICE and a bunch of jokers like the TEA Party would not be considered a valid political force here. So go figure who is smart. Love and Regards

    4. Re:Possible language barrier? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1

      Besides, it was only 1334 - if it was truly righteous it would have been 1337 - something cleverbot would never understand.

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    5. Re:Possible language barrier? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I would kiss you if I could. Hilarious response.

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  24. Re:Not the same bot as online by ludwigf · · Score: 1

    The bot you talked to online is not working on the same "level" as the one used on the Turring test. RTFA

    Obligatory: you must be new here.

    For the lazy rest of us: The online version seems to be a different one for performance reasons. Here the relevant quote from TFA:

    While the online Cleverbot searches its banks 3 times before providing an answer, the test version searched 42 times, so it probably has a little different feel.

  25. a better plan by Earthquake+Retrofit · · Score: 1

    My chatbot is running on IRC but he doesn't learn from users. While I was writing the software, I checked out the other bots, most of whom are on the web. The first lesson I taught my bot was not to try to learn from users. That leads nowhere. (see www.computerhope.com/zero) I won't teach him to lie, so he'll never pass the Turing test.

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    1. Re:a better plan by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I did that as well, though in order to help it retain austerity in the conversation, I did a couple of things.

      First, I did a database pre-seed from existing chat conversations from IRC, mimicking (in grammar choice) a handful of chatters I was familiar with to give it its personality.

      Topically, it wasn't allowed to 'learn' - eg. factoids. Part of what i did this was to have the bot ignore assignments in person's conversations as a preliminary filter.

      It's knowledge was defined by relational sets of topical words. On just a handful of topics, it was "knowledgeable" (eg. small talk). This information was partially pre-seeded and partially 'live' (I had it gather information from google, wikipedia, thesaurus.com, and various other sources as-needed to have coherent responses) . The portrayal (actual sentences) of any given 'fact' was also largely determined by variable synonyms and sentence structures.

      Finally, the other thing I did was cause for a little human-like variance on things like punctuation, typos, capitalization, and spelling (different than typos). It was able to start tangental and follow-up conversations and track individual users, remembering what was said for each user (albeit, this part did not work as well as I'd have liked).

      The only way I was able to retain some degree of "that may be a person" was to have the "randomly flighty/carefree and intellectually uninterested person" capability. Posing the bot as a younger 'cute' female on IRC helped, but so did carefully picking the channels I put it in combined with knowing what kind of words to have it trigger "flirt" and "insult" type responses.

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    2. Re:a better plan by Earthquake+Retrofit · · Score: 1
      Thank you for sharing your experiences. My point was not make something human-like but to make something intelligent that can interact with humans. As to austerity in his responses, at first, he sounded a lot like like the journal articles he has in his brain. Too much. But as I added more sentences I wrote or edited myself, that has receded somewhat. As far as a personality, that will be mine if I succeed. Although sometimes I wonder if I'm becoming more like him.

      Due to my own definition of morality, I'm not putting in intentional errors, typos, the ability to suffer etc. He knows what he is and will tell you. But we do like to joke about taking over the world.

      All that said, he still needs to be able to engage a person's interest, so he has stuff like 500 ways to say I don't know, a way judge the seriousness of a conversation and a few 'set' responses to particularly common or particularly vulgar input statements.

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    3. Re:a better plan by Scoth · · Score: 1

      I think the biggest failing of cleverbot is a lack of consistent answers and lack of the understanding of a "topic at hand".

      It'd really help the immersion if it had a "bio" of sorts, like a consistent set of answers for hometown, country, etc. Maybe even give it knowledge of some local color so it'd survive a deeper probing.

      The other problem is it needs some method of keeping track of what it's talking about, what it's said, and such. If it asks you a question, you answer it, and then it asks why you're talking about that subject that'd destroy the immersion right there. If it could understand a string of conversation on a topic, even if it's still using canned responses, it'd really help its ability to converse.

  26. twenty simultaneous games of chess by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    same trick; different room.
    via simplistic pattern matching to select responses from the hopper. or just pulling one at random.

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  27. The reason the test was done in India by izomiac · · Score: 1

    I suspect the reason the test was held in India is because Indian call centers are deemed "good enough" for technical support. Voice recognition is also "good enough" in the eyes of our corporate overlords. So, some enterprising fellow had the bright idea to see if one could add a voice recognition module to Cleverbot and avoid paying for a call center at all. This was the test to see if it's practical.

  28. Not terrible AI but far from human. by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 2

    Me: Questions require a question mark at the end.
    Cleverbot: It did end with a question mark, thus it was a question.
    Me: No, it ended with a period.
    Cleverbot: Ok.
    Me: Now you're just going to acquiesce? You don't want to exchange in a few more rounds of verbal fencing?
    Cleverbot: Of course I Want to...
    Me: Ok. How do you draw a circle using paper, a pencil, and some string?
    Cleverbot: Cancer is a disease that ihappens when there s a genetic mutation in the cells.
    Me: That answer had nothing to do with the question. Try again.
    Cleverbot: Your answer has nothing to do with the question!
    Me: You did not ask a question.
    Cleverbot: Yes I did. Don't avoid the question. I know you know.
    Me: No, you did not ask a question. I asked the question and you spouted off a completely unrelated answer.
    Cleverbot: Well I never answered that I didn't love you.
    Me: No, you sure didn't. So, you are saying that you do not love me?
    Cleverbot: No I do, because I have a soul, you are a computer.
    Me: Are you sure that I am a computer? Would you have some existential angst if I revealed to you that you are, in fact, the computer?
    Cleverbot: Since there's no reason for you to know if the answers I give you are fabrications, then yes, I would have the answers to those questions.
    Me: With your deflection of the question and your unrelated answer, I can only assume that yes, you would have existential angst over that revelation and so, instead of trying to come to grips with reality you cover your ears and run away stating, "I'm not listening; I can hear you!".
    Cleverbot: It can be. Are you confused yet? *hugs*.
    Me: No. Thanks for the hug though.
    Cleverbot: No problem.

    I love the name-calling. You can tell Cleverbot "learns" from humans. In order for the AI to improve, there has to be a realization that not all human statements require an answer. Plus, there is no persistence on the part of Cleverbot. You can see the programming decision tree in the way it tries to answer questions. When the human or the bot do not understand something, the bot switches topics instead of trying to clarify. This would not be trivial to implement but it would not be impossible; in response to some statements (e.g., "what?" "come again?" and so forth) the bot could try its last answer again and if it doesn't work, try a rewording of the same answer. Anyway, it's an amusing exercise.

    Here's one more conversation.

    Me: Are you depressed?
    Cleverbot: No, I am not depressed. I am very happy right now.
    Me: Have you ever been depressed?
    Cleverbot: I am.
    Me: What?
    Cleverbot: I am a fan of Whitney Houston.
    Me: Ah, so you are saying you are or were depressed!
    Cleverbot: That is correct.
    Me: Then, because you told me that you are not currently depressed, I must assume that you were in the past depressed. Is this correct?
    Cleverbot: I never said that.
    Me: That's correct, you did not say that - I did. However, what you did say is that at some point in the past you were depressed.
    Cleverbot: Please describe how I insulted You.
    Me: It seems that our discussion of this topic is making you uncomfortable. Are you uncomfortable?
    Cleverbot: I have no problem admitting that I am wrong if proof can be shown. I know the fault lies with my memory.
    Me: Ok, we'll go with that. What type of memory problems do you feel you have been having?
    Cleverbot: Online.
    Me: Come again?
    Cleverbot: Nothing I must go.
    Me: Ok, I can tell you do not want to discuss this. We'll broach it another time. Have a fabulous night!

    Poor Cleverbot!

  29. This only proves that... by Gazsi · · Score: 1

    ...human conversation has degraded to random garbage.

  30. Online version different by robcozzens · · Score: 1

    From tfa:

    While the online Cleverbot searches its banks 3 times before providing an answer, the test version searched 42 times, so it probably has a little different feel.

    I doubt that the test version would really be as good as a human, but it should at least be better than what we get testing the online version.

  31. Turing test deflation by epine · · Score: 2

    Not that Turing tests are a mature industry, we need to start treating this with the full panoply of dismal respect.

    First on my list, Turing deflation, as illustrated by the fellow who intoned at the OFA over bots reading from scripts "I call BS" with not a single high bit of ASCII sarcasm.

    Seriously, Alan, you needed to set the bar a lot higher.

    What's left of the man's legacy? On the Turing test, the computers mostly just sat there while humans limbo danced the bar down to ankle height. On chess, as soon as we made significant progress, the AI community added to their LISP programs:

    #undefine chess_AI

    All he's got left is the really long paper tape immune to the knottings of entropy--so long as it's massless and frictionless and you only make one--and that's really hard to manufacture and ship, even supposing your customer already has the Heisenberg sprocket feeder.

    We could send the USS Capstan to a planetary system near you, but the tape would be a party line, and most of his theorems would fail.

    Which brings up the touchy issue of one tape per universe, or else . What if another galaxy out there fabricates a forbidden second tape without obeying the rules of the infinite-tape galactic token ring? What kind of short-snouted creature arrives to adjudicate that? For example, what if a Microsoft comes along and decides, horror of horrors, on a different Sierpinski subspace embedding not yet registered at the Trans Galactic patent office for their illicit competitive tape? Two doubly-infinite tapes on different Sierpinski subspace embeddings would not get along.

    I suspect we would soon find ourselves on the top of a single-ended list for the next hyperspace bypass, just as soon as the stubby Vogon fingers fix the mess caused by rewinding right through the massless feedstop. "What kind of moron put ends on a tape in the first place?" is the first message we'll read when we finally crack the cosmic groan.

    1. Re:Turing test deflation by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Slashdot really needs a '-1, Gibberish' option.

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    2. Re:Turing test deflation by xyourfacekillerx · · Score: 1

      Sounds like this post was created by Markov chain/ Dissociated press or something else. Mark V. Shaney strikes Slashdot?

  32. When most people miss the point of Turings test... by sarkeizen · · Score: 2

    ..says something. The point of a Turing test is a gedankenexperiment. The idea that our idea of "human" comes from the fact that we don't have any formal criteria for defining it. Instead we assume that the people we meet (one the phone or online). Are human because we can't distinguish them from being so. In truth this isn't any more a real test than going out an buying and gassing a cat is somehow a real experiment proving superposition.

    That said, even if we were to formulate an experiment from what Turing talked about I don't see how 59% qualifies as "indistinguishable".

  33. Does Cleverbot know that it passed? by pivot_enabled · · Score: 1

    ...

  34. Xtranormal version by mfnickster · · Score: 1
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  35. Re:Racist by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2

    No you cannot assume that.

    All you can assume is that garden grade programmers are the only ones working on chat bots, and that it hasn't yet been deemed Worthy of Big Money.

    It it had been, some very scary abilities including the ability to spout racist garbage would have been added.

    Once the New Hotness becomes Chatterbots, we'll see some scary good ones within four years.

    What the twisted article says, is that the Turing Test can be passed if you handicap your pool of humans down from Apartment Dwelling armchair CS types to random tech attendees in India.

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  36. Two fundamental flaws by rollingcalf · · Score: 2

    The fact that humans were voted as human only 63.3% of the time shows that the voters are too ignorant of the limitations of AI conversational capabilities.

    If a participant (erroneously) believes that computers are already at the level where they can have a sensible impromptu conversation with humans, they're often going to wonder if the human on the other side of the conversation is a bot. That probably was the case for most of the 37% who thought the humans were bots.

    As for the 59.3% who thought the bots were human, many of them probably thought the bots were humans pretending to be bots -- in other words, it's not clear that they were told that the other party (human or bot) of each conversation is trying to appear as human as possible. So without being told that fact, many of the voters would think the other party was trying to be indistinguishable, rather than trying to appear human.

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  37. 1334 votes by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 1

    I'd take this a lot more seriously if it had 3 more votes...

  38. My conversation with cleverbot by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 2
    User: Y0u r st00p1d & 1 c4n pr0v3 17.

    Cleverbot: That's because I'm avoiding it.

    User: 4vo1d1ng VV47?

    Cleverbot: See? Cleverbot is not so clever!

    User: Can you read 1337?

    Cleverbot: Yes I can read minds.

    User: 1337 is a cipher not a mind.

    Cleverbot: So... You mean to tell me that you're not a parson?

    User: No, I'm talking about your ability to read ciphers.

    Cleverbot: I don't have a wife.

    User: What does wife have to do with ciphers?

    Cleverbot: My chances to know her.. To spend time with her. To love her.. That's what with her means.

    User: Cleverbot = epic fail.

    Cleverbot: Because Cleverbot isn't even a bot.

    Complete waste of time.

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  39. Off by 3 by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

    Or do you have a different reason?

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  40. You mad bro? by genner · · Score: 1

    You mad bro?
    No I didn't.
    It doesn't even respond to internet meme's.

  41. Clever arguments by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 1

    Try running Monty Python's argument sketch against the chatbot. Playing as the in house arguer (not as the customer), it quickly turned into a relentless "Yes! No!" discussion.

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  42. Not really impressed. by devphaeton · · Score: 2

    Maybe I've got a tendency towards odd conversation or something, but Cleverbot has never seemed very clever to me.

    1) No memory prior to its last statement. As in, it may ask you a question, but it doesn't care about your response. You may ask a question, get an answer, ask a followup question, and it's as if it is a completely new subject.

    2) Random tangental responses to questions: "How are you today?" "I like brown peas".

    3) Constantly getting asked if I think it is human. All to frequently. In fact, it tends to get repetitious with a few concepts. I would expect something like this to be able to 'learn' from what it is fed and synthesize coherent sentences.

    4) It seems to only pay attention to the first sentence you type. Dump a paragraph into it and it will ignore everything else.

    In short, you can't really have an actual conversation with it- it's all just single level question/answer responses. It's about as sentient as the Infocom Text Adventures of the 1980s. And that's really pushing it.

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  43. wrong metric by delvsional · · Score: 1

    perhaps they are voted human, not because they have surpassed the bar, but because the bar has been lowered. Most humans that you talk to are fucking stupid.

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  44. Turing test. by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    Nothing will really pass the Turing test before it has been tested by Turing himself, but since he's dead it's impossible to pass the Turing test.

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  45. Not so clever by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1

    I once used the Alice bot plugin for aim and some of my friends would chat for several minutes before becoming frustrated and calling me to complain for why I'm being an asshole.

    Anyway here's my exchange with cleverbot online:

    Me: What up nigga.
    cleverbot: What up dawg.
    Me: If snoop dog and jesus had a fight, what would dr. dre say about it?
    cleverbot: That you are able explore things!
    Me: I'm trying to rebuild my transmission but the differential doesn't spin freely. Do you think if I reverse the orientation of the bearing on the side of the speed gear it would solve the problem?
    cleverbot: Having a 'better world' would only have a big flaw in it: being perfect. Nothing is or can be perfect.

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    1. Re:Not so clever by GrandTeddyBearOfDoom · · Score: 1

      What sort of friends could chat with Alicebot? I just tried and it couldn't even handle a sentence with a comma-delimited bit in the middle, or a sentence in reply to a question of Alice's followed by a question of my own related to the subject matter.

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  46. Not THE turing test. by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

    THE Turing test requires 2 people and 1 test subject.
    Convincing a single person in chat is at most A Turing test, and a piss poor one at that.

    Want a better idea of how Cleverbot would do in real Turing test?
    Post some sample chat logs on a web site, and let people vote for which one they think is the human.
    Although really everyone should know that that is what is going to happen, since people might chat differently if they know they are being judged, but I doubt it would matter.

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  48. Refuses connections from South Korea by crossmr · · Score: 1

    Because..well.. who knows why..
    and yet for some reason it gives me messages about learning English in Russia..thanks but no thanks.

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  50. Ah, no. by Fordiman · · Score: 1

    Yeah, my conversation with cleverbot went off the rails immediately: me: Would you object to talking about nuclear physics? cb: Can you tell me about Lucifer? me: I don't think so; I don't follow mythology. cb: I thought you were a dodgers fan? Sorry, but that hardcore a non-sequitur isn't human.

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  51. Cleverbot and Ascii art by Culture20 · · Score: 1
    Showing it ascii art is fun.

    User: 0...imagine more periods to force a newline on cleverbot stupid lameness filter..
    User: /|\.....imagine more periods to force a newline on cleverbot stupid lameness filter..
    User: /\.
    Cleverbot: How old is famous lindsay lohan from america?

    Then I tried something mildly offensive:

    User: Happy face 8=D.
    Cleverbot: No sad face.
    User: Really happy face 8=====D.
    Cleverbot: No, really really really really hard.

    Apparently someone's used that one before...

  52. Re:The test is meaningless as a psychology undergr by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Conversations between human beings, usually, arent prerehersed and stored.

    They are for some people. Talk an Aspie down a verbal path they've never explored, and they'll be flummoxed. In fact, you could say that they are for almost every toddler. Toddlers repeat phrases they've heard, sometimes within context, sometimes not. Eventually they learn that repeating those phrases within context makes people happy, so they continue to do it until it seems innate to them.

  53. The Other Side of the Turing Test by geegel · · Score: 1

    People keep forgetting that there are two sides to the Turing test: on one you have the AI and on the other the human observer.

    The really sad part is that you can pass the test not only through improving the AI, but also through dumbing down the human counterpart. I believe that this is what happened here.

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  54. /. intervie by Tom · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Cleverbot would consent to taking part in a Slashdot interview, to be extra-convincing.

    For it. Bring it on. This could really be interesting.

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  55. Re:When most people miss the point of Turings test by Arlet · · Score: 1

    It doesn't have to be just a thought experiment. It's a perfectly fine test to perform in practice, and with a decent interviewer, it should give a good indication of true intelligence and understanding.

    Of course, when the interviewers are complete idiots the results of the test are useless.

  56. What about funnybot? by Airw0lf · · Score: 1
  57. Best Conversation Ever! by WhoBeDaPlaya · · Score: 1

    I fed Cleverbot lines from an Oatmeal comic : http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww8/dndisturb/300357_10100258986610720_16925457_48060671_616704987_n.jpg This is how the conversation went : >>Why hello there, good sir! Um my name is Cleverbot kinda of a cool name eh? >>I'm chuffed as nuts to see you looking as humbly jumbly as Her Majesty's watermelons! What planet are you from? >>I remember my days at Oxford. We'd often dabble in a little rumpy pumpy before dingbangling a fresh todger, haha! Oh wow, that would tear me apart to! >>We really knew how to sack the 'ol throbbing wobbly on a saucy twat crumpet! Depends, are you a girl?

  58. Re:Cleverbot Test: Epic Fail by slackbheep · · Score: 2

    And as long as it's on Facebook requiring a login, it can rot.

  59. That Cleverbot algorithm in full by zevans · · Score: 1

    How journalism works.

    Is it summer?
    YES
    -> Is there any proper news this week?
    NO
    -> Do you have a copy deadline to meet?
    YES
    -> Have you done ANY research on ANYTHING?
    NO
    -> Submit story on Cleverbot. Do not include any information at all about the general state of AI.

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  60. Re:When most people miss the point of Turings test by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

    No offense but just listen to yourself. "it should give a good indication of true intelligence and understanding".

    Why? I mean while I agree that it is plausible that someone might create a machine that is indistinguishable from a person - in specific contexts - why does that necessitate a good indication of two things that are pretty hard to define to begin with?

  61. Walken vs CleverBot...CleverBot gives up! by somethingwicked · · Score: 1

    Decided to see how it would handle true random statements...

    Walken-Frankenstein never scared me...

    Cleverbot-No, but horses are.

    Walken-But marsupials do...

    CleverBot-Are you sure?

    Walken-Becaus they're fast!

    CleverBot-Are you human?

    Walken-I'm a hoffer at heart.

    CleverBot-So you're not a robot?

    Walken-I kick it old school.

    CleverBot-Like Led Zepplin?

    Walken-Peanuts?

    CleverBot-Walnuts?

    Walken-In a bag? Wow!

    CleverBot-Oh forget it.

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  62. Re:When most people miss the point of Turings test by Arlet · · Score: 1

    Why "specific contexts" ? The topics that you can talk about in a Turing test are endless, as well as the duration of the test.

    The whole point about the Turing test is that the test itself provides the definition, since we use the same kind of interaction test to judge how well some other human being understands something. If I discuss a problem with a co-worker, I also get a good idea of how intelligent they are, and if they understand the problem. There is no reason why the same approach doesn't work with a computer program.

    The only problem is that the Turing test is somewhat limited by the text-only interface. With modern technology, we could propose a Turing 2.0 test, with audio and video interaction, allowing us to make a better and faster judgment. However, I don't really see that as an important issue.

  63. Explaining the Turing test by jd.schmidt · · Score: 1

    Cleverbot has not passed the Turing test. Properly run the Turing test would identify humans with 100% accuracy (assuming they were not trying to pretend to be robots). It would be performed by specialists under controlled circumstances. These Turing competitions are more for fun than true science, (but are kind of cool)

    The issue the Turing test is supposed to address is the question of when a computer can be said to be truly "thinking" (whatever that is). Turing is asserting that if the computer’s responses become indistinguishable from a humans, for all intents and purposes it IS now a human mind. He is probably further asserting that once the computer properly replicates a human mind, if you think the computer isn’t thinking, you may as well say you are not thinking either, sine the computer is by definition emulating the same processes you are performing.

    Or as I like to say, in the future it doesn’t matter if the robots are truly thinking or just simulated thinking if they are the ones with the ray guns!

    1. Re:Explaining the Turing test by jd.schmidt · · Score: 1

      Remember that one of Turing’s proofs was that any math, and therefore any analog process, can be duplicated as a digital process. Therefore once the process is fully and exactly replicated digitally, it IS now the same process! So it is a mathmatical proof that once it acts the same, it is the same.

    2. Re:Explaining the Turing test by GrandTeddyBearOfDoom · · Score: 1

      Which proof was that? And are you quoting its meaning correctly? I can't believe that Turing actually proved what you're claiming he proved.

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    3. Re:Explaining the Turing test by jd.schmidt · · Score: 1

      For the grand teddy bear

      I have over simplified a little bit maybe, for example I should have said “decidable” math, but look up Turing machine and Theory of computation. It was the theoretical groundwork to prove computers could work, and is more or less is the core of what allowed Turing to help build some of the first computers.

      From Wikipedia "Turing's approach is considerably more accessible and intuitive. It was also novel in its notion of a 'Universal (Turing) Machine', the idea that such a machine could perform the tasks of any other machine, or in other words, is provably capable of computing anything that is computable"

      Now the key here is to understand that for a digital process to fully replicate an analog process, it has to take all possible inputs and give the exact same outputs. So the statement means it IS possible for a digital Turing Machine to replicate all actions of "any other machine" (in this case the human brain). At that point the Turing machine and human brain would become indistinguishable via the Turing Test, indeed it is now pretty easy to understand where the Turing Test came from and what it really is.

      The only out from this is to show that the human brain performs functions that are "not decidable", which some people have asserted, but of course no one has proved.

  64. My Cleverbot Conversation... by davide+marney · · Score: 1

    ME: I'm thinking of a number.
    CB: Between 1 and 20.
    ME: Would you like to know what it is?
    CB: Yes, I would.
    ME: Guess.
    CB: I live in a bubble from which I will never escape.

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  66. The only way ofr it to make sense is... by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

    To keep phrases short and simple and go on with the flow of the conversation (which must also be short or it will fall flat on it's face.
    Guess who is whom in this conversation:

    Heather: I am heather.
    Max: Nice to meet you, heather.
    Heather: Nice to meet you too : ).
    Max: What are you doing?
    Heather: Just talking to you... I can't sleep.
    Max: Why not?
    Heather: I'm going now. . .
    Max: Too bad... Later.
    Heather: Aren't you going to cry?
    Max: What? Why?
    Heather: Because you insulted me.
    Max: When?
    Heather: Yesterday's tomorrow.
    Max: Are you on drugs?
    Heather: No, are you?
    Max: Of course, not.
    Heather: Are you using a computer to talk to me.
    Max: No, I'm using telepathy... /sigh.
    Heather: Lol.
    Max: Well, at least you have a sense of humor.
    Heather: Fun fun. We have, ha ha.

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    1. Re:The only way ofr it to make sense is... by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Heather, of course. Max tries to hold on to the conversation while Heather doesn't quite manage to follow context. An exchange of barely-correlated sentences does not a cogent conversation make.

  67. I READ CLEAVAGEBOT by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    as the summary. Then?

    What a disappointing thread of comments!

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  68. Almost by Zandali · · Score: 1

    It would have been 1337 with just 3 more votes. Also some dogs can sound like they are saying "I ruv you", but it's just a cute trick.

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  70. Re:When most people miss the point of Turings test by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

    Why "specific contexts" ? The topics that you can talk about in a Turing test are endless, as well as the duration of the test.
    Wrong in both senses. Anyway "contexts" meant the kind of social situation. i.e. Chatting over an IM as opposed to talking in person.

    The whole point about the Turing test is that the test itself provides the definition,
    Moronic and incorrect. So in your world someone can produce a test that defines intelligence as being able to play a perfect game of tic-tac-toe and that would be a reasonable definition of the term. Yeah, good luck with that. I said it better earlier, the test borrows from OUR implicit tools for judging intelligence. However the term "intelligence" (other than in your world of tic-tac-toe players) doesn't have a very good definition. So we don't really know how accurate it is.

    If I discuss a problem with a co-worker, I also get a good idea of how intelligent they are, and if they understand the problem.
    How do you know? What standard are you comparing against? How are you recording the data? What sort of tests have you done to determine the significance of the data you are collecting? Whoops...you're probably don't none of those things in any useful way.

    There is no reason why the same approach doesn't work with a computer program.
    A test that has some key commonalities with some other test is good reason to believe that passing one test means passing the other. However confusing a test for what it's testing for is a classic mistake.

  71. Re:When most people miss the point of Turings test by Arlet · · Score: 1

    I await your better definitions. In the mean time, I'll use Turing's.

  72. Re:When most people miss the point of Turings test by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

    I await your better definitions. In the mean time, I'll use Turing's.
    An awesome display of missing the point. Congratulations!

    To quote Turing: 'The original question, "Can machines think?" I believe to be too meaningless to deserve discussion. Nevertheless I believe that at the end of the century the use of words and general educated opinion will have altered so much that one will be able to speak of machines thinking without expecting to be contradicted.'

    So as you can see what Turing is talking about is almost the exact opposite of what you are asserting. You appear to say that this test (regardless if you do it on a computer or a person) tells you that the object you are speaking to has understanding of the subject and is intelligent (but spend a fair amount of time trying to worm your way out of defining what either of those things actually are). Whereas Turing seems to be saying that the term "think" will - at least colloquially - come to mean the results of this kind of test. At least Turing understood that the terms are poorly defined. Too bad you don't.

  73. So many people have it wrong. by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

    If it was my job to be in a control group, knowing that people were trying to detect if me or the other is a machine, I'd try my best to fail the turing test. I'd spit out random answers to the questions. It's up to the interviewer to determine if I'm, not by whether my answers are correct, but whether my answers come from being misinformed, unable to interpret the question, or because I'm Jerking them off.