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In Bolivia, a Supervolcano Is Rising

dutchwhizzman writes "Uturuncu is a Bolivian supervolcano. Research suggests that it has an eruption frequency of roughly 300,000 years and the last eruption was, give or take a few years, 300,000 years ago. Research suggests that it started rising in a 70 km diameter by 1 to 2 centimeters per year, making it the fastest-growing volcano on the planet. Break out the tin foil hats, and store plenty of canned beans, because it may just erupt before Yellowstone pops its cork."

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  1. Oh hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This'll make the price of cocaine skyrocket, harming innocent consumers the world over.

    1. Re:Oh hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't store too many canned beans cans though, or most of them will erupt before the volcano.

  2. "Break out the tin foil hats" by Zouden · · Score: 3, Informative

    I thought tinfoil hats are to protect you from government mind-rays, not lava. Though tinfoil is pretty amazing stuff.

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    1. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You are correct. For lava you need to duck and cover.

    2. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by RogueyWon · · Score: 2

      I think it's like when you line the baking tray with foil before putting the turkey in the oven. Clearly our new cannibalistic post-volcano overlords want to make sure that we're nicely cooked - not too dry, but not undercooked in the centre either. The last thing you need is to have to get up from your throne of skulls in your remote mountain fortress every 10 minutes to run to the restroom.

    3. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by somersault · · Score: 1

      You might want to finish any exposed points with a layer of duct tape just to be on the safe side.

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    4. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is HARP that is causing the super volcano.

    5. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by wintercolby · · Score: 1

      I know the cover is to keep the molten rock and ashes from falling on you, but are you really thinking about cooking dinner when the volcano erupts?

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    6. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by roman_mir · · Score: 0

      no, I normally think about the right to Bear arms.

    7. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worked for Pompeii!

    8. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      are you really thinking about cooking dinner when the volcano erupts?

      Sure! You take the tin foil from your hat, wrap your food in it, stick it near the flowing lava and you'll have a perfectly cooked meal in a few minutes.

      Then you can sit back in your lawn chair and watch the spectacle.

      Don't you watch any Alton Brown?

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    9. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't you played Minecraft?

    10. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      You haven't lived until you've eaten fresh duck roasted over a pool of molten lava ;)

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    11. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For pyroclastic flows, volcanologists call that "The Pompeii Maneuver"

    12. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by camperdave · · Score: 0

      For lava, Duck and you will be covered. Your best bet is to go on a cruise. The water will quench the lava, and you'll be safe from tsunami.

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    13. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by Ixitar · · Score: 0

      That's my pet. You insensitive clod.

    14. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by bberens · · Score: 1

      I hear this method is also effective for nuclear winter. Don't forget to duct tape your windows.

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    15. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by khallow · · Score: 1

      The problem is that proximity is not the main obstacle to bear dismemberment.

    16. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was Nastassia Kinski in a bear costume.

    17. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wait- Didn't Evil Galactic Overlord Xenu do something with a big volcano and Thetans or some such? When this thing in Bolivia blows, what if we get a new batch of these things? The tinfoil hats might just be needed, my friend.

      Posted as AC out of fear of being stalked by Scientologists.... The tin foil hats don't work against....them..... (looking nervously over my shoulder)

    18. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      You haven't lived until you've eaten fresh duck roasted over a pool of molten lava ;)

      I just now realized how barren and empty my life has been...

      At least I've got chicken.

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    19. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you apply enough tin-foil, it will even protect you from lava.

    20. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      When I was in grammar school (what we used to call K->8), we used to have Civil Defense drills (air raid drills) where we would get under our desks and kiss our asses goodbye!

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    21. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that's from the first season of Southpark! :)

    22. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I thought tinfoil hats are to protect you from government mind-rays, not lava.

      HA HA that's just what they WANT you to think.

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    23. Re:"Break out the tin foil hats" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's obvious that submitter is a zombie that wants your brain cooked from volcano heat.

  3. It's coming right for us!!! by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

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    1. Re:It's coming right for us!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Looks like I picked a bad week to quit amphetamines...

    2. Re:It's coming right for us!!! by Darinbob · · Score: 3, Funny

      "and Uturuncu's getting laaaaarger!"

  4. 70km diameter, non circumference by ComaVN · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's 70km across, not circumference.

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    1. Re:70km diameter, non circumference by phikapjames · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's what she said!

    2. Re:70km diameter, non circumference by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 3, Funny

      Research suggests that it started rising in a 70 km circumference by 1 to 2 centimeters per year...

      Negative, TFP said "circumference". Wikipedia indicates "approximately 70 km across" (across=diameter). It's a huge difference.

      The actual circumference of a 70km diameter circle would be ~219.8 km
      Conversely, the diameter of a 70km circumference would be ~22.29 km

      Of course, this only works if it's a perfect circle, which is unlikely.

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    3. Re:70km diameter, non circumference by clyde_cadiddlehopper · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of course, this only works if it's a perfect circle, which is unlikely.

      And, thanks to fractals, the shorter the yardstick the greater the circumfrence.

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    4. Re:70km diameter, non circumference by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 2

      Nerd!

      Oh, wait, this is Slashdot.

    5. Re:70km diameter, non circumference by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      A 70cm across volcano?!!!

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    6. Re:70km diameter, non circumference by BadgersAbout · · Score: 1

      And, thanks to fractals, the shorter the yardstick the greater the circumfrence.

      Well, yes and no. If a yardstick was shorter or longer it would in fact just be a stick.

    7. Re:70km diameter, non circumference by clyde_cadiddlehopper · · Score: 1

      And, thanks to fractals, the shorter the yardstick the greater the circumfrence.

      Well, yes and no. If a yardstick was shorter or longer it would in fact just be a stick.

      You are so right, I should've used "ruler" for "yardstick". Of course that would only lead to Napoleonic short ruler comments.

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  5. 2012-12-21 by InfiniteZero · · Score: 2

    The Mayans are on to something...

    1. Re:2012-12-21 by Flyerman · · Score: 2

      They were still collecting the necessary Far Side Comics before they could continue the rest of their calendar. They just died out before they could finish it.

    2. Re:2012-12-21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it always that disasters are scheduled to happen more or less now?
      Volcanoes that erupted thousands of years ago should be erupting about now.
      Meteors that destroyed life millions of years ago should be arriving about now.

      Anyway, I always wonder if it wouldn't be possible to drill a hole in the volcano and let off some pressure or something.

    3. Re:2012-12-21 by gellenburg · · Score: 1

      Well, the Mayans did used to occupy that area. A super-volcano erupting would end their civilization as they knew it.

    4. Re:2012-12-21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mayans lived thousands of km north, in Middle America, no?

      perhaps you're thinking about Incas

    5. Re:2012-12-21 by FalcDot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because disasters that have passed are no longer newsworthy, and disasters scheduled for a hundred years from now aren't newsworthy yet.

      In other words, if it isn't about "more or less now", noone would care and you wouldn't hear anything about it.

    6. Re:2012-12-21 by gellenburg · · Score: 1

      Indeed! My bad. Mea culpa.

    7. Re:2012-12-21 by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Not only that but wasn't the name of their nation translated "the one world".

      So the world would end if they did.

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    8. Re:2012-12-21 by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Anyway, I always wonder if it wouldn't be possible to drill a hole in the volcano and let off some pressure or something.

      While this would be a very good source of geothermal power for us puny humans, I doubt that we could drill a hole wide enough to accommodate 1 cubic meter per second, which according to TFA, is the rate at which the magma chamber is growing. That, and you are left with the problem of what to do with the 86,400 cubic meters of magma per day (about 170,000 tonnes' worth), every day. Where do you plan on parking it?

      While we humans pride ourselves on our technology and our ability to move things around and build things, a supervolcano is simply on too big of a scale for us. It would be like a mite imagining it had the power to tell an elephant where to go. Geology (vulcanism, earthquakes) and meteorology (hurricanes, tornadoes) is going to happen to us whether we like it or not. Hopefully one day we'll be smart enough to just get out of the way in time when it does happen.

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    9. Re:2012-12-21 by Dunbal · · Score: 2

      Mayans in Bolivia? Sigh, no child left behind huh.

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    10. Re:2012-12-21 by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they were tourists?

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    11. Re:2012-12-21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While Mayans didn't live in Bolivia, A Super Volcano that close could easily put an end to them. I remember seeing a special on super volcano in Yellowstone. It would take out the USA almost to the east coast. But the real danger was in the dust that would slowly kill you.

    12. Re:2012-12-21 by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of disasters scheduled to happen on any 10,000 to 30,000 years interval.

    13. Re:2012-12-21 by Arlet · · Score: 2

      I doubt that we could drill a hole wide enough to accommodate 1 cubic meter per second

      It doesn't sound too crazy. The Alaska oil pipeline transports 4 cubic meters per second, and that's through a fairly thin and very long pipe.

      Where do you plan on parking it?

      Dump it on nearby surface ? Maybe preferable to waiting until it explodes.

    14. Re:2012-12-21 by somersault · · Score: 0

      My bad. Mea culpa.

      Redundant much? You said the same thing twice! That's more than once!

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    15. Re:2012-12-21 by gellenburg · · Score: 1

      It's been 20 years since I was in school. Forgive me for not having 100% recall on the migratory patterns of neolithic South American protocivilizations.

    16. Re:2012-12-21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? I knew better, but it really didn't seem like a big deal. It was an off the cuff comment. No child left behind (while it is a ridiculously STUPID idea) has nothing to do with that. Public schools should be (were?) a center for general knowledge, ensuring citizens are educated well enough to become informed voters and citizens. Knowledge of specific tribes of people in Central America several thousand years ago wouldn't help with those things.

      I'm an engineer and don't care whether it was the Mayans, Incas, or the Pygmies of Papua New Guinea who inhabited that area circa 2600 BC. None of those things make me more money, a better citizen, or affect my daily life in any way whatsoever. I could live a wonderful and fulfilling life with my family without ever having that information.

      TL:DR - Don't be a dick

    17. Re:2012-12-21 by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but by god we need to start fixing this climate before it is too late.

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    18. Re:2012-12-21 by P-niiice · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the New Madrid Fault The "Big one" - San Andreas That huge island that's going to split in two and kill the entire eastern seaboard with a tsunami Yellowstone

    19. Re:2012-12-21 by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Maybe they were terrorists?!

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    20. Re:2012-12-21 by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      It's been 20 years since I was in school. Forgive me for not having 100% recall on the migratory patterns of neolithic South American protocivilizations.

      Pre-classic, not neolithic.
      I apologise, I'll go home now ;-).

    21. Re:2012-12-21 by Splab · · Score: 1

      Well if you can cool it, I'm pretty sure we can find someone who will be more than happy to mine it and dispose of it somewhere. That stuff is probably pretty rich on juicy (but slightly warm) minerals.

    22. Re:2012-12-21 by MadKeithV · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but by god we need to start fixing this climate before it is too late.

      Why do you think we're blowing up this volcano in the first place?

    23. Re:2012-12-21 by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Bolivia could pave over northern Chile and get some new beachfront property.

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    24. Re:2012-12-21 by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Anyway, I always wonder if it wouldn't be possible to drill a hole in the volcano and let off some pressure or something.

      A device that releases pressure from a volcano is called "a volcano."

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    25. Re:2012-12-21 by roman_mir · · Score: 0

      Oh yes, because we are just so good at decisively fixing things with the power of government! That's what we do the best - fix things before they hurt us. Yeah.

    26. Re:2012-12-21 by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      I thought "pre-classic" was just a term used to describe late neolithic civilizations when they happened to have been based in the Americas instead of anywhere else in the world?

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    27. Re:2012-12-21 by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      And you think crude oil is just the same as magma under pressure, huh? Forget the little detail that it's liquid rock, and when it cools you get rock. Not to mention what you plan on lining your little bore-hole with.

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    28. Re:2012-12-21 by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      It's been 30 years for me. No excuse.

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    29. Re:2012-12-21 by SEWilco · · Score: 2

      While this would be a very good source of geothermal power for us puny humans, I doubt that we could drill a hole wide enough to accommodate 1 cubic meter per second, which according to TFA, is the rate at which the magma chamber is growing.

      Not long ago, in Chile, it was demonstrated that a deep hole wide enough for a man can be drilled reasonably quickly. That would be a hole with a diameter which is a significant fraction of a meter, which could handle a flow of 1 cubic meter per second for many materials. If the hole enlarges itself, somewhat more might be able to flow.

    30. Re:2012-12-21 by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      My bad. Mea culpa.

      Redundant much? You said the same thing twice! That's more than once!

      He was making sure that both the Mayans and Incas could understand him.

    31. Re:2012-12-21 by Arlet · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, I don't think oil is the same as magma, obviously, I was just comparing the numbers for reference.

      I didn't intend on lining the bore hole. Just drill deep enough, and let the lava flow out. If the flow is big enough, the supply of additional heat should keep the hole open. If not, there's probably not enough pressure to worry about an eruption.

    32. Re:2012-12-21 by gellenburg · · Score: 1

      Well, some of us just aren't as smart as you and we'll just have to learn to get by.

    33. Re:2012-12-21 by Pope · · Score: 1

      They all arrived on Battlestars, so it doesn't really matter.

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    34. Re:2012-12-21 by Arlet · · Score: 1

      The ability to memorize useless facts isn't a sign of intelligence anyway.

    35. Re:2012-12-21 by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

      The space aliens took the Mayans all over the place. Cmon dude, READ A BOOK!

    36. Re:2012-12-21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they were cokeheads?

    37. Re:2012-12-21 by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Magma underground, lava above the ground. When you penetrate into the magma chamber, it's magma. But you think that stuff stays underground by magic? Just poking a hole isn't necessarily going to cause the magma to come shooting out like a burst pimple. The reason the volcano is not erupting on its own is that there is not enough pressure behind the magma to send it up. It has to overcome its own weight in order to flow. So while you drill a hole down and remove the weight of the rock, when the magma flows up the flow will cool and stop pretty much near ground level because the stuff on the bottom won't have enough pressure to push the column of cooling magma out of the way.

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    38. Re:2012-12-21 by Thuktun · · Score: 2

      Not long ago, in Chile, it was demonstrated that a deep hole wide enough for a man can be drilled reasonably quickly. That would be a hole with a diameter which is a significant fraction of a meter, which could handle a flow of 1 cubic meter per second for many materials. If the hole enlarges itself, somewhat more might be able to flow.

      I'm pretty sure that hole wasn't immediately flooded with upward-flowing magma at the completion of the drilling. That might complicate matters a bit.

    39. Re:2012-12-21 by slim · · Score: 1

      While of course you're to be forgiven for not having a detailed knowledge of South American civilisations, the Mayan civilisation was strong until the 16th century when Europeans barged in and conquered them. It's not prehistory by a long chalk.

      Ruins such as Tikal may feel prehistoric, discovered as they were beneath layers of compost and mature trees -- but they were only abandoned in the 10th century.

    40. Re:2012-12-21 by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      By speaking...err, "typing"...in Latin?

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    41. Re:2012-12-21 by element-o.p. · · Score: 4, Informative

      I know you were making a joke (and for the record, it was kind of funny), but FWIW, the Mayans didn't die out. I was in Guatemala hanging out with a bunch of Mayans not quite two years ago (who, incidentally, were asking me what was with the "Mayan" 2012 thing they had been hearing about, lol). They've largely been incorporated into the culture of the countries in which they now live, but they still keep their ancestral lineage and speak their various Mayan dialects (Tzutachiel, IIRC, was the dialect spoken by the group I was with) as well Spanish.

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    42. Re:2012-12-21 by Arlet · · Score: 1

      there is not enough pressure behind the magma to send it up. It has to overcome its own weight in order to flow

      There's enough pressure to lift the entire landscape, so overcoming the weight of the column should not be a problem.

    43. Re:2012-12-21 by dr2chase · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Careful. There's enough pressure to lift the rock on top by 1cm per year, right? The issue with magma is that it CAN have dissolved gasses in it under tremendous pressure; when you drill that hole, if you don't maintain that same pressure, the magma starts to fizz. Fizzy magma doesn't weigh as much, so it gets pushed up, reducing the pressure, making it fizzier and less dense, etc. It just goes and goes faster and faster until all the pressure is relieved, and if it happens to erode a larger hole with the jet of superheated rock, well, that's another way to erupt faster. Think geyser (which accumulates superheated water under pressure until it finally starts to boil, then it all blows at once). Think Macondo blow out in the Gulf of Mexico.

      There are some things where you're better off not poking them with sticks to see what happens. I think this might be one of them.

      Contrariwise, if you thought you knew what you were doing (note the use of the contrary-to-fact subjunctive :-) you might be able to drill pressure relief wells around the edges, to get smaller "controllable" eruptions.

    44. Re:2012-12-21 by Flyerman · · Score: 1

      Cool, thanks for the info.

    45. Re:2012-12-21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It *is* called Latin America.

    46. Re:2012-12-21 by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have wondered what would happen if you do a bunch of geothermal wells. Take the heat out and cool the rock.

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    47. Re:2012-12-21 by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      I doubt that we could drill a hole wide enough to accommodate 1 cubic meter per second

      It doesn't sound too crazy. The Alaska oil pipeline transports 4 cubic meters per second, and that's through a fairly thin and very long pipe.

      Where do you plan on parking it?

      Dump it on nearby surface ?

      Congress

    48. Re:2012-12-21 by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Who cares about parking it? Just let it flow on the ground; obviously, it's going to mess up the landscape some. The idea isn't to move the magma someplace "safe", the idea is to relieve pressure, so that instead of all the pressure building up and then exploding (like it did with Mt. Saint Helens), causing a giant dust cloud and damage all around, you just let the magma flow out more slowly so that only the area in the immediate vicinity is affected. It's much more preferable to have an area of a few square miles or so covered in lava, than to have a dust cloud that covers a whole continent.

    49. Re:2012-12-21 by CubicleView · · Score: 1

      I haven't a clue on the numbers but I suspect you'd need to dig something like this, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mir_mine only much bigger to have any hope of draining the pressure. Not sure anyone is going to pay that kind of bear tax.

    50. Re:2012-12-21 by Spazztastic · · Score: 2

      Confirming this. I was in Panajachel in 2010 and hung out with a bunch of Mayans as well. They all find the 2012 phenomenon hilarious.

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    51. Re:2012-12-21 by kingturkey · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, old beach-front property. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Pacific

    52. Re:2012-12-21 by khallow · · Score: 1

      Magma varies greatly in viscosity, temperature, and pressure. If you get it hot enough (basalt) and under considerable pressure, then it wouldn't take much of a hole to get a cubic meter per second. Thick, almost solid rhyolite is supposed to be a thousand times more viscous (which I think means a pipe area would need to be a thousand times the area). Needless to say, if you can get to basalt somehow, then that's the preferred magma to release.

      And line your borehole with rock. That is, drill the hole (somehow, using magic tech we haven't come close to inventing yet) and then get the hell out of the way. Don't worry what it's lined with, because whatever that happens to be won't matter much.

      As to where to dump all this magma, the Pacific Ocean is not far away (only 200 miles away through the Andes!), so drill that magic tech borehole from that side and let your lava dump into the ocean. My staff of rainbow-colored unicorns hasn't looked over the plans yet so there might be some flaws in it.

    53. Re:2012-12-21 by Arlet · · Score: 1

      According to the researchers, there's only 1 cubic meter of magma being added per second. If you drain it at the same rate, the pressure should stay stable. I'm not an expert, but that doesn't seem impossible to me.

    54. Re:2012-12-21 by arth1 · · Score: 1

      The ability to memorize useless facts isn't a sign of intelligence anyway.

      Or so those with bad memory claims.

      No, it's not an identifier, but it is a prerequisite. A McGyver would never be able to come up with his ingenious solutions unless he knew all these "useless" facts.

      Because facts aren't useless once you use them. Whether it's to escape from a hangar or make a point in an online discussion.

    55. Re:2012-12-21 by Idbar · · Score: 1

      I don't think is a matter of where do you park it, but how do you divert the whole thing. Is it better to drill a hole and send it somewhere you know or wait for it to explode and evacuate all the surroundings and deal with the randomness of the event?

    56. Re:2012-12-21 by jamiesan · · Score: 1

      Forget it, he's rolling.

    57. Re:2012-12-21 by Arlet · · Score: 1

      McGyver's "facts" were mostly useless, in fact, and wouldn't have worked in the real world.

    58. Re:2012-12-21 by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Forgive me for not having 100% recall on the migratory patterns of neolithic South American protocivilizations.

      Mayans weren't South American, either.

      We usually consider them Central American. If you want to restrict the definition to a continent, they'd be North American.

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    59. Re:2012-12-21 by Peristaltic · · Score: 1

      That's one civilisation that didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

    60. Re:2012-12-21 by lgw · · Score: 1

      An engineer straight out of college takes pride in having memorized everything important. A senior engineer knows where all that crap is written down, and fills his head with genuinely useful knowledge.

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    61. Re:2012-12-21 by pluther · · Score: 4, Informative
      In Uxmal, there's a marker that plaque that explains both the fact that the Maya built the pyramids themselves - they did not have the help of any aliens, and points out "Nor did the Maya disappear. We are still here. One of us wrote this plaque!"

      Also, point of correction: The term for the people is the "Maya". The languages are "Mayan". "Mayans" is an obsolete term that is not correct in any context.

      (Also, they don't generally refer to *themselves* as Maya, but rather as "Tzotzil", "Winik atel", "Yucatec", and so forth. (Or, occasionally, "Indios", which I've never been able to figure out whether it translates as "Indians" or "Indigenous" - they call the North American Native Americans "Indios" as well.))

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    62. Re:2012-12-21 by CubicleView · · Score: 1

      I'm certain it is possible, but you trivialise the problem so much you appear to be a troll...

    63. Re:2012-12-21 by Cute+Fuzzy+Bunny · · Score: 1

      NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    64. Re:2012-12-21 by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      Did they give you a flight in their giant Golden Condor? 'Cause that's the test of a true Mayan, I learned it on TV.

      http://youtu.be/kq5Y_ogiyi0

    65. Re:2012-12-21 by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that hole wasn't immediately flooded with upward-flowing magma at the completion of the drilling. That might complicate matters a bit.

      Flooding with magma would seem to be a requirement of making magma flow.

    66. Re:2012-12-21 by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have wondered what would happen if you do a bunch of geothermal wells. Take the heat out and cool the rock.

      Maybe the rock cools, contracts, cracks, falls into the magma chamber, and your insurance company gets rather upset with your next of kin.

    67. Re:2012-12-21 by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      "Indios" translates as "Indians". Indigenous is "indígenos" or "autóctonos".

    68. Re:2012-12-21 by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      The space shuttle engines are about the size of a car and pump 4 tons of fuel (~4m^3) per second thru a pipe a few inches in diameter.

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    69. Re:2012-12-21 by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      What they could predict the supervolcano that was going to erupt in 2012, but they couldn't predict that any white dudes they met were not gods and should, in fact, be killed on sight? Funny how everyone missed that one...

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    70. Re:2012-12-21 by focoma · · Score: 1

      When Spain colonized the Philippines (which is where I live), they called the natives "Indios" as well.

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    71. Re:2012-12-21 by Lanteran · · Score: 1

      All we need to do is build a pump and tube out of a magma safe material, like adamantine. Solving super volcanoes, like a dwarf.

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    72. Re:2012-12-21 by FreakyGreenLeaky · · Score: 1

      explains both the fact

      Simply stating something, even if written, does not make it fact.

    73. Re:2012-12-21 by euroq · · Score: 1

      LOL! :)

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    74. Re:2012-12-21 by pluther · · Score: 1

      Sorry. I guess I should have said "states both the facts", as it did not actually "explain" either of them.

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    75. Re:2012-12-21 by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The ability to memorize useless facts isn't a sign of intelligence anyway.

      Maybe not, but writing out incorrect, easily checkable facts is certainly a sign either of stupidity or laziness.

      If you choose to follow the "I don't need to remember anything because I can look it up on Google" idea, you'd better be prepared to do an awful fucking lot of googling any time you say anything more complicated than "give me food".

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    76. Re:2012-12-21 by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Forgive me for not having 100% recall on the migratory patterns of neolithic South American protocivilizations.

      Mayans weren't South American, either.

      We usually consider them Central American. If you want to restrict the definition to a continent, they'd be North American.

      Maybe usage is different where you are, but in common UK usage "North America" is Canada and the US, "South America" is everything else southwards. Only a pedant or geographer would call Mexico "North American.".

      Not saying it's right, mind you, and people do also use "Central American" just to confuse things.

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  6. silver lining by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    If they both erupt the "is man effecting climate" argument would become moot.

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    1. Re:silver lining by hedwards · · Score: 1

      No, the largest eruption on record only gave like a year of cooled weather, and while these are likely to be substantially larger eruptions, an eruption large enough to produce a climate change mooting atmospheric change would probably go a long ways towards ending life as we know it.

      Perhaps somebody knows better, but the way that the effect works, you need a huge change the next year and it diminishes each year as the particles fall out of the atmosphere.

      My hunch is basically that it would give us some breathing room, but in the long run we'd still have to get our house in order as we're running out of oil and eventually we'll get to the point where the atmosphere is warming again.

    2. Re:silver lining by inviolet · · Score: 1

      If they both erupt the "is man effecting climate" argument would become moot.

      WORLD ENDS. MINORITIES DISPROPORTIONATELY AFFECTED.

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    3. Re:silver lining by bmo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think you know how bad supervolcanoes are.

      Think Mt. St. Helens.

      Then multiply it by 1000. At once. Just for this guy. It would be bad. A lot of people on different continents would die from lack of food because the growing season would be nonexistent for many people. For years.

      If the Siberian Traps go, we're all fucked. That's called an extinction event.

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    4. Re:silver lining by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      Yes indeedy. Or if Yellowstone goes. Did anyone point out that supervolcano eruptions (or straight up basaltic flows) can go on for, say, million year timescales? They can alter climate catastrophically for time frames of hundreds of thousands of years and they produce all sorts of interesting gases that are up-front toxic, not to mention the hot molten rock that can spread out over hundreds of thousands of square kilometers. They are baaaaad.

      And just one of the many completely natural ways the Earth is constantly messing with "the ecosystem" -- a.k.a. life forms scrabbling not to become extinct against the background of periodic catastrophic extinction event change.

      rgb

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    5. Re:silver lining by LWATCDR · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wow really? I mean this has got to be about the dumbest thing I have ever read on slashdot.
      "No, the largest eruption on record only gave like a year of cooled weather, and while these are likely to be substantially larger eruptions, an eruption large enough to produce a climate change mooting atmospheric change would probably go a long ways towards ending life as we know it.
      Duhhh A super volcano would be at least an order of magnitude worse then Krakatoa. I decided to spend a little time and look it up and it seems that the VEI 8 eruptions of "Yellowstone was one" have a Dense Rock Equivalent (DRE) of ejecta of over 1000km^3. Several including some of the Yellowstone ones reached well over 25,000km^3 So multiply that by two and see what you get? BTW Krakatoa was only 25km^3.
      If you had two 25,000km^3 events it would be mind numbingly bad. Yes we are talking end of the world wipe the slate almost clean bad.
      The Toba super eruption was 70,000 years ago and was at the small end of the VEI scale killed 70% of the human population of the earth.
      Really are you such a climate change zealot that you must mindlessly dismiss any statement that you feel undermines it?
      Wow I am not a doubter of climate change and support reduced CO2 but this is making it into a religion that must defended by the faithful at all times.
      So NO YOU ARE AS WRONG AS YOU CAN POSSIBLY BE! Even a single VEI 8 Event much less two would make the current climate change a none issue because there is a good chance that the majority of the human race would be dead.

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    6. Re:silver lining by tnk1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A supervolcano is *significantly* larger than the largest recorded volcanic eruption, on the order of ten times or more. The last one, Lake Toba, was 70,000 years ago, or so. And according to what I have read, mitochondrial DNA shows a genetic bottleneck around that time where something reduced the human population down to a few tens of thousands across the entire world. And this is back when humans were a lot better at moving around and hunting and gathering getting their own food.

      It would make the current level of human climate change look like a joke in particularly bad taste.

      The largest volcanic eruption in historic times, in 1815 at Mount Tambora, ejected the equivalent of around 100 km3 (24 cu mi) of dense rock and made 1816 the "Year Without a Summer" in the whole northern hemisphere. The Lake Toba explosion ejected 2,800 km3 (670 cu mi) and probably created volcanic equivalent of a Nuclear winter for years, not to mention the acidic rain and other fun volcanic stuff.

      You can read most of this at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toba_catastrophe_theory

      So yeah, we are talking about an apocalyptic scenario if this thing, or one of the other ones goes off any time soon. Billions would die, absolutely guaranteed.

    7. Re:silver lining by Surt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Meh, there are a lot of meaty animals around if we get hungry. Why, I recently heard of this one species with 7 billion members, spread all around the world. Plenty to eat for years.

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    8. Re:silver lining by Arlet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      NO YOU ARE AS WRONG AS YOU CAN POSSIBLY BE

      Not really. The poster was explaining that volcanic eruptions have a relatively short time effect on the climate. The first year after the eruption, the effect is big, and then exponentially decays with each passing year.

      This means that a volcano is not going to give any kind of relief. A small eruption only means a few cool years before the global warming resumes on the old trend. A large eruption would cause a longer cooling period, but would kill most life in the first year. Either way, we're hosed.

      There are no 'goldilocks eruptions' that would bring relief from global warming for a few decades, without causing substantial harm themselves.

    9. Re:silver lining by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Can't be THAT bad, if this one erupts every 300K years. If there were a major extinction event every 300K years, then we would have a problem, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

    10. Re:silver lining by tmosley · · Score: 1

      I would dare say we are a lot better at both moving around and hunting today than we were 70K years ago.

    11. Re:silver lining by berashith · · Score: 1

      people, the other other white meat

    12. Re:silver lining by LinuxGrrl · · Score: 1

      no we're not; we could be but we have borders, and when those borders are broken by pressure of desperate people trying to go to somewhere where plants still grow, we'll have wars...

    13. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would make the current level of human climate change look like a joke in particularly bad taste.

      How do you know that's not what this is? When a volcano goes off, the earth cools, when it doesn't it gets warmer - the fact is it's a cycle with feedback, too much warmth and it's easier for the thermonuclear reaction inside the Earth to push outward, too little and it cools to the point where the crust thickens and it doesn't while at the same time reducing the ash accumulated in the atmosphere and allowing it to warm again.

    14. Re:silver lining by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

      "effecting" not to be confused with "effete", meaning weak, ineffective or effeminate.

    15. Re:silver lining by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Maybe you don't catch my meaning. I mean we are able to move fast with the aid of machinery.

      Borders won't mean anything with a supervolcano going off. There aren't enough guns in the world to stop that flood of people.

    16. Re:silver lining by Drophet · · Score: 1

      If they both erupt the "is man effecting climate" argument would become soot.

      FTFY Sorry... it's really what I read when I saw your post. I'm going back to work now...

    17. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely modern humans have the capability to survive such a catastrophic event in larger numbers than our prehistoric ancestors. With our ability to store fresh water en mass, preserve a variety of nutritious food for years, and build complex protective shelters. Not to mention our abilities to detect dangers beyond what the human body was designed to detect such as radiation and carcinogens. All this combined with bio-hazard suits that would allow us to roam otherwise deadly areas unharmed, I think there is a convincing case that we are well suited to better genetically survive such a catastrophe than our ancestors.

    18. Re:silver lining by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      We're only better because we have technology and the people and means to run it. Without food, there will be large scale deaths. With large scale deaths, there will be disease, which will kill more people. When enough people die, most transport and other support systems will fail, which will pretty much end modern civilization outside of what can be maintained and powered locally.

      Also, bear in mind, humans won't be the only ones dying. At the same time we need to hunt more animals and gathering more plants, they will all be dying off too. Life will not end, not even human life, but current population levels rely on agricultural production, and large scale agricultural production, particularly food exports, are pretty much done in this scenario.

      This is pretty much the all-out nuclear war scenario without the radiation, but with more crap in the atmosphere.

    19. Re:silver lining by guybrush3pwood · · Score: 1
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    20. Re:silver lining by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Half the population of Europe died out during the Plague, but they didn't lose any of their technology. Indeed, it seemed to advance faster afterwards.

      A prudent precaution would be to increase granary stocks from the few months supply we have now.

    21. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing I'm prepared: I've read The Road, and know what I'll need to survive that scenario. Battery-powered grow-lights, an underground bunker full of food and medical supplies, and a good arsenal oughta do it.

    22. Re:silver lining by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "A supervolcano is *significantly* larger than the largest recorded volcanic eruption, on the order of ten times or more"
      You can't say that, we don't have any records of one exploding.

      It's just a theory.

      Yes, I am joking.

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    23. Re:silver lining by stjobe · · Score: 1

      If the Siberian Traps go, we're all fucked. That's called an extinction event.

      Indeed. From Wikipedia:

      The Siberian Traps are considered to have erupted via numerous vents over a period of roughly a million years or more, probably east and south of Norilsk in Siberia. Individual eruptions of basalt lavas could have exceeded 2000 km3.

      This massive eruptive event spanned the Permian-Triassic boundary, about 250 million years ago, and is cited as a possible cause of the Permian-Triassic extinction event. This extinction event, also called the Great Dying, affected all life on Earth, and is estimated to have killed 90% of species living at the time. Life on land took 30 million years to recover from the environmental disruptions which may have been caused by the eruption of the Siberian Traps.

      Vast volumes of basaltic lava paved over a large expanse of primeval Siberia in a flood basalt event. Today the area covered is about 2 million km – roughly equal to western Europe in land area – and estimates of the original coverage are as high as 7 million km. The original volume of lava is estimated to range from 1 to 4 million km.

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    24. Re:silver lining by geekoid · · Score: 1

      There are species with trillions of members.

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    25. Re:silver lining by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 2

      I don't think you have the right concept of the fragility of our current system.

      Agriculture will fail worldwide. Period. We don't have 2-3 years of food stockpiled. Period. People will rapidly eat all the food available, and anything that can be turned into food. Any "complex protective shelter" will be stormed and looted. Think zombie apocalypse, except everyone is starving rather than undead.

      Any resource that *could* sustainably support a reduced population through the course of the disaster will, because of our excessive population, be used un-sustainably and destroyed, thus leaving everyone to starve.

      Transport & power production will soon fail without society to maintain them. Any remaining enclaves will be too small to self-sustain technology. You can kiss technology goodbye, except for whatever remnants that can work without power.

      Yes, technically, humans have the capability to survive much better than our prehistoric ancestors, IF we reduce our population to maybe 300M worldwide, and invest in massive amounts of stored food and complex protective shelters for EVERYONE.

      As things stand now, I think about the only places that stand a chance would be inaccessible tropical islands where the locals limit the population to what their environment can sustain.

      On a very grim note, I wonder, if we formed a cannabilistic pyramid, how many people would be left after maybe five years, when agriculture could restart? Humm, assuming you'd have to eat 5 people/year to live, after five years, we're down to 3200 people, very similar to the past genetic bottleneck....

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    26. Re:silver lining by Surt · · Score: 1

      Meaty animal species?

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    27. Re:silver lining by Culture20 · · Score: 2

      Protip: if 5% of a species survives, it's not extinct. But even 50% of humans dying would be considered bad.

    28. Re:silver lining by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Not to nitpick. But we generally have a few months left when the new crop comes in.

      Local food storage is much worse though. Most cities have less then a week.

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    29. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or even .1% of Americans...

    30. Re:silver lining by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Obviously the figure for local storage is not including long pig.

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    31. Re:silver lining by The+Askylist · · Score: 1

      We would be, until the fuel and the ammo runs out, and then it's back to wood and stone...

    32. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go for the brains - they're high in proteins and fats, perfect for the active man in the post-volcanic winter.

    33. Re:silver lining by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but again, its a matter of scale. The Plague only killed from a third to a half of the population of Europe, but it didn't affect the rest of the world, and it really didn't affect arable land or stocks of game animals, for instance. It just killed humans, which meant that the survivors actually inherited a relative bounty.

      A supervolcano would be worldwide, kill plants and animals of all species, and it would continue to keep agriculture down for the duration of the volcanic winter.

      Also, the existing population levels in the 14th Century timeframe relied on relatively primitive technology which could be operated without a large decree of imported energy sources. One thing that many people don't understand is that while there may well be excess population on Earth right now, creating, maintaining and upgrading a technological society actually needs a large number of people to operate the increasing specialized infrastructure. You also cannot underestimate the need that current technology has for simple law and order, which may well suffer in the chaos of a mass death event.

      I agree, there is a good chance that any surviving humans could well thrive in the remnant of a world that was affected by this sort of event. For the most part knowledge itself would not die, and the remaining humans would be a very hardy sort, having survived a worldwide disaster. This means we wouldn't necessarily regress to cave men or even medieval technology levels, but our society as it stands now can be overwhelmed by a disaster of this scale and there would be losses.

    34. Re:silver lining by sbrown123 · · Score: 1

      >and when those borders are broken by pressure of desperate people trying to go to somewhere where plants still grow,

      You mean like one tribe fighting another tribe? Sure, that never happened as early man wasn't territorial....

    35. Re:silver lining by gtall · · Score: 1

      This just in from our news bureau: automobiles, motorcycles, bicycles, mopeds, planes, trains, and ships have made the human race mobile, not like they were 70,000s ago of course when they had interstellar space travel and matter transporting beams, but humans reputedly attempting recapture these lost means of travel.

    36. Re:silver lining by khallow · · Score: 1

      And this is back when humans were a lot better at moving around and hunting and gathering getting their own food.

      There is no question that humans now are far more mobile than they were 70,000 years ago. Similarly, it is a simple matter (at least in the developed world) to buy 2 or more years of nonperishable food. The Mormons, for example, stock up with a year's supply of food. You don't need to hunt or gather your own food. Sure, it becomes a bit more difficult if everyone buys two years of food at the same time. But IMHO supervolcano eruptions can be anticipated.

    37. Re:silver lining by khallow · · Score: 1

      Borders aren't a serious obstacle. And as someone else noted, primitive tribes would have had borders too. Smaller borders.

    38. Re:silver lining by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      The real silver lining: this volcano is a Stratovolcano, like Mt. St. Helens, and not a supervolcano.

      On the other hand, the surrounding region might be forming a supervolcano. Maybe. Our knowledge here is pretty limited.

    39. Re:silver lining by cellocgw · · Score: 3, Funny

      Protip: if 5% of a species survives, it's not extinct. But even 50% of humans dying would be considered bad.
      Depends: which 50% is my mother-in-law in?

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    40. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to invest in LED grow lamps, hydroponic farming, and stuff like nuclear power. I suppose you could go ask that old hippie dude down the street for advice on the first two, since he'd have the experience of growing things underground out of sight and away from natural light.

      At least with the right application of technology, the sun being blocked out for a year or two isn't quite the world ender. It's just a matter of spending the money in the right way and getting off your ass in order to deal with it. We typically don't grow things using man-made electricity as the main energy source because it's not efficient, but if the circumstances changed you could bet that anybody with common sense would. Of course it probably sucks for non-industrialized parts of the world where resources just aren't around to do these kind of things.

    41. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A supervolcano is *significantly* larger than the largest recorded volcanic eruption, on the order of ten times or more"
      You can't say that, we don't have any records of one exploding.

      We have plenty of records of one exploding, and in fact more than once.
      The records are stored in layers of rock of the planet, fossils, and even the DNA of humans.

      It's just a theory.

      So is gravity, and both have about as much evidence supporting them.
      Do you honestly go around expecting to fall off the planet when gravity disappears since it hasn't been proven? (I sadly suspect the answer is yes, so please don't answer that)

      Yes, I am joking.

      Quite hard to tell, not to mention there are plenty of people who both would not be joking, and would take you seriously. Best tread carefully.
      I can easily see people not even reading to the end of your post after the previous statement...

      PS I do have to compliment you on your good spelling and grammar in this post! (No sarcasm at all, honestly!)
      Some times it looks like you use voice-to-text software from the mid 90s, and it makes it very hard to follow what you mean, so props and ++ on the improvement, please keep that up!

    42. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The half that you're not in.

    43. Re:silver lining by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      We're on the right track. We've already got planes that look like wingless DC-8 spacecraft (except they have wings because they're aircraft).

    44. Re:silver lining by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      But even 50% of humans dying would be considered bad.

      World War 2 cost the human race 3% of its population. It's considered bad.

      The Black Plague was worse. But nowhere near 50%....

      I think I read somewhere that a 10% die-off is sufficient to disrupt civilization to at or near the breaking point....

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    45. Re:silver lining by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Half the population of Europe died out during the Plague, but they didn't lose any of their technology. Indeed, it seemed to advance faster afterwards.

      The Black Plague didn't do its killing in one year, either. Or two. More like 50+ years.

      Also, the society of the time was a tad less interdependent than our current one....

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    46. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit, you're serious.... Now I've seen it all- A Slashdot grammar stalker. Run, geekoid, RUN!

    47. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My hunch is basically that it would give us some breathing room, but in the long run we'd still have to get our house in order as we're running out of oil and eventually we'll get to the point where the atmosphere is warming again."

      I believe this is the sentence that is causing the stir.

      If a super volcano, just one, were to erupt, most of South America would be gone. For hundreds of years gone. Most of the Amazon forest GONE. Then the rest of the planet is in a volcanic winter for maybe a decade or more. This is not breathing room. This is back to hunter/gatherer IF you survive type shit.

      hedwards hunch is so fucking far off. This is what bmo and LWATCDR are trying to tell him.

    48. Re:silver lining by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      I guess the point was that there would be absolutely no breathing room, and civilization would end anyway.

    49. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some times it looks like you use voice-to-text software from the mid 90s, and it makes it very hard to follow what you mean, so props and ++ on the improvement, please keep that up!

      1. "Sometimes" is one word, not two.
      2. "Mid-90s" should be hyphenated. At least you didn't stick an apostrophe in it, though.
      3. What a God-awful run-on sentence. You need a semicolon or a period before "please keep that up"... preferably a period, since you didn't use a single one of them in that unwieldy beast.
      4. Yes, I realize that "what a God-awful run-on sentence" is a fragment.
      5. Your excessive use of exclamation marks and pluses makes you sound like APK. At least you don't have his habit of using boldface and/or caps to emphasize every other word.

    50. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the largest eruption on record only gave like a year of cooled weather,

      You forgot to sign that, here, let me help you:

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    51. Re:silver lining by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Depends who you ask...
      Those voluntary extinction nutters would think that's not enough...

      Me?? Dunno whether it'd be better to be in the live or dead half. I have kids, which makes it especially challenging to dwell on.

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    52. Re:silver lining by networkBoy · · Score: 1
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    53. Re:silver lining by Surt · · Score: 1

      Well, I wouldn't consider ants 'meaty'. Plus, hunting 200 pounds of ants is way harder than hunting 200 pounds of humans.

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    54. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they both erupt the "is man effecting climate" argument would become soot.

    55. Re:silver lining by avandesande · · Score: 1

      A years worth of survivalist food is 700$ and a simple matter to procure.
      Don't romanticize about the 'old days'!

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    56. Re:silver lining by imric · · Score: 1

      Especially in the US.

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    57. Re:silver lining by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Yes really because if we are all dead then the discussion is moot. The original post didn't say that it would be all fairy farts and unicorn poop but moot. As in it wouldn't really matter.
      An then there is this part.
      "My hunch is basically that it would give us some breathing room, but in the long run we'd still have to get our house in order as we're running out of oil and eventually we'll get to the point where the atmosphere is warming again."
      This is just bat crap crazy.
      No we would be dead or at least a lot of us would be. We would also be in a tiny ice age that could last for decades. Not only that but this priest of the church of global climate change is spouting the same crap as so many other mindless followers.
      " but in the long run we'd still have to get our house in order as we're running out of oil "
      What the heck does that have to do with global climate change. Oil does contribute but it is not the real emitter. That goes to Coal.
      natural gas is the cleanest of the fossile fuels. It's formula is CH4 It has the highest ratio of hydrogen to carbon so the lowest greenhouse footprint of fossile fuels. Oil based fuels tend to have a lower ratio so they contribute more. Since gasoline isn't all one hydrocarbon lets just take one of the common ones which is Iso-octane is c8H18 so it has a slightly better than 2 to 1 ratio of carbon to Hydrogen. So it produces more CO2
      Coal is almost 70% carbon so it has the largest carbon footprint of all the fossile fuels and we are in no danger of running out!
      Solar and Wind do not replace oil they hopefully replace coal. So yes that SUV is less of a worry than that coal fired powerplant.
      ARGGGGGG!!!!!!!! This is like High School Chem I and yet people still do not get it.

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    58. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      spoilage

    59. Re:silver lining by Surt · · Score: 1

      That is the best reply I've had in days.

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    60. Re:silver lining by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Wood and stone? Why not steel? Consider for example common reinforced concrete: tons and tons of highly refined steel stored in very long lasting container, just waiting to be hammered out, then forged into hardened tools... In an event of total collapse of current civilization, survivors will be supplied with plenty of steel for centuries. Also, it would not be anything like stone age, as wind and hydro electric power would trivial to produce, considering all the copper we have spread around. And then of course books keep pretty well as long as they're dry, so much knowledge would not be lost.

    61. Re:silver lining by khallow · · Score: 1

      If the Siberian Traps go, we're all fucked. That's called an extinction event.

      Doesn't mean humans will make the "extinct" list though. Keep in mind that we can do a lot of things to stay alive even if the atmosphere and plant life becomes somewhat poisonous to us. And it probably took a while for toxicity and climate changes to kick in. You can prepare for that stuff.

    62. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Borders already are smaller, and likely to vanish completely after bankruptcy proceedings complete.

    63. Re:silver lining by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Those voluntary extinction nutters

      ..are in the majority, (assuming the US senate represents the will of the people).

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    64. Re:silver lining by dudeman500 · · Score: 1

      The Road, Non Fiction release

    65. Re:silver lining by bmo · · Score: 1

      The last time the Siberian Traps erupted, it took 30 million years for life to rebound after 95 percent of all life on land and in the oceans died. It was so catastrophic that those who have studied it call it The Great Dying. It was far more deadly than even the K-T event.

      No, it's not anything we can plan for unless we're off planet.

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    66. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Natural gas burns cleaner than the others... after all the extraction and processing.

    67. Re:silver lining by khallow · · Score: 1

      The last time the Siberian Traps erupted, it took 30 million years for life to rebound after 95 percent of all life on land and in the oceans died. It was so catastrophic that those who have studied it call it The Great Dying. It was far more deadly than even the K-T event.

      And 0% of that life was intelligent, backed by the resources of a vast industrial and high tech society. It's different now.

      No offense to you, but I bet both that humanity would survive and that as a result of the survival of humanity, life would rebound a whole lot faster than 30 million years.

    68. Re:silver lining by bmo · · Score: 1

      > but I bet both that humanity would survive

      Humanity is 4 paychecks away from total chaos. Really. Look around you.

      >It's different now.

      Where does your food come from? What is it dependent on?

      >life would rebound a whole lot faster than 30 million years.

      Yeah, we're going to conjure up all sorts of new species of fish, plants, and mammals out of thin air.

      Stop reading so much SF.

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    69. Re:silver lining by astar · · Score: 1

      I could not find the cite with a casual look, but historically US food reserves are about 60-90 days, but this time down around 30 days and at the time it was falling further. I am not sure what the cause is. However, we might observe that (Obama) opposes food reserves in less developed nations. Here is a cite http://www.larouchepac.com/node/18377 that in turns reference a french newspaper reporting on G-20 ag stuff about July of this year. I think the Larouche analysis, and reasonably the Chinese analysis, is that this is to put pressure on sovereign nations to NOT hoard food if the world goes into famine. And since in the G-20 context, all G-20 knew how to do a few months ago, was to encourage speculation everywhere, this all holds together. As best as I can see, that is almost all they still know. The additional thing some of them know is that bill has come due. And the US taxpayer is the only source of liquidity to prop up the speculators, largely in this case, big investment banks, for another month or two.

    70. Re:silver lining by khallow · · Score: 1

      Humanity is 4 paychecks away from total chaos. Really. Look around you.

      I disagree. Maybe you should look at actual disasters and what happens?

      It's also worth noting that the Siberian Traps weren't a sudden thing. Some volcano didn't flood a third of Siberia overnight, but over tens of thousands of years. In other words, why would we miss four paychecks in this disaster?

      Where does your food come from? What is it dependent on?

      Ground, air, and sunlight. We have plenty of ground (especially, if the undeveloped part of the world has a mass die-off) and sunlight can be considerable less intense and still yield food. We can also convert other energy sources efficiently into plant-friendly light via LED lamps.

      Similarly, if the air should be contaminated (say by toxic fluorides or sulfates), then we can filter those out in greenhouses.

      Yeah, we're going to conjure up all sorts of new species of fish, plants, and mammals out of thin air.

      Or we can conjure the old species out of frozen seeds, sperm, and eggs which we can keep preserved for tens of thousands of years. Modern science has caught up with that particular science fiction after all.

    71. Re:silver lining by bmo · · Score: 1

      >why would we miss four paychecks in this disaster?

      You have crappy reading comprehension when you can't understand metaphors.

      > (especially, if the undeveloped part of the world has a mass die-off)

      When is the last time you've been by a farm? Seriously. What affects the "undeveloped world" is going to affect the US, because the environment gives not a single flying fuck about borders, and we still rely on things grown in the ground and exposed to sunlight. That is unless you know of someone who is manufacturing Soylent Green and aren't telling anyone.

      >Or we can conjure the old species out of frozen seeds, sperm, and eggs which we can keep preserved for tens of thousands of years.

      And germinate or grow them in-utero in exactly what surrogate animals?

      >Modern science has caught up with that particular science fiction after all.

      Then where the fuck is my flying car? A flying car is a simpler engineering feat than trying to grow an orca fetus in a dog.

      You live in a fantasy land. I'm done here.

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    72. Re:silver lining by khallow · · Score: 1

      You have crappy reading comprehension when you can't understand metaphors.

      I do understand that when metaphors aren't understood, it's usually the fault of the writer not the reader. That appears to be the case here as well.

      When is the last time you've been by a farm? Seriously. What affects the "undeveloped world" is going to affect the US, because the environment gives not a single flying fuck about borders, and we still rely on things grown in the ground and exposed to sunlight. That is unless you know of someone who is manufacturing Soylent Green and aren't telling anyone.

      The ground isn't going away, nor is the Sun. I'm quite aware that the amount of sunlight reaching the ground will frequently be greatly reduced, but there are ways, such as the plant-light LEDs and mirrors to get more sunlight or its equivalent to plants when the Sun isn't providing enough directly.

      And yes, I'm aware that the whole world would be effected. I'm also aware that the developed world is far more capable of dealing with the effects than the rest of the world.

      Then where the fuck is my flying car? A flying car is a simpler engineering feat than trying to grow an orca fetus in a dog.

      There have been a number of flying cars around for a while, such as helicopters. Most don't drive on the ground as well, but then there's never been much of an advantage to doing so.

    73. Re:silver lining by euroq · · Score: 1

      You can kiss technology goodbye, except for whatever remnants that can work without power.

      Yes, technically, humans have the capability to survive much better than our prehistoric ancestors, IF we reduce our population to maybe 300M worldwide, and invest in massive amounts of stored food and complex protective shelters for EVERYONE.

      Totally disagree. Technology would still remain. If 95% of the population died, we would still know how to make TVs and computers. We may not be able to produce them at the same level, but knowledge would not disappear - we have ways to store knowledge well beyond "oral tradition". You would be surprised how quickly we would be able to keep the internet alive, albeit missing some things like regular updates on Slashdot.

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    74. Re:silver lining by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I would dare say we are a lot better at both moving around and hunting today than we were 70K years ago.

      Yes, because obviously all our infrastructure would remain intact.

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    75. Re:silver lining by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Half the population of Europe died out during the Plague, but they didn't lose any of their technology. Indeed, it seemed to advance faster afterwards.

      The Black Death didn't kill off most animal and plant life along with the human victims.

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    76. Re:silver lining by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      In terms of CO2 even counting that it is cleaner. The Facking debate has nothing to do with CO2 output and when you look at the CO2 production of tar sand oil then oil moves up the scale. Add in that most natural gas is moved by pipeline vs train for coal and it is still way ahead of Coal and Oil as far as CO2 emissions.

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    77. Re:silver lining by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Probably some very few of us would survive but the vast majority would we wiped out - I'm betting the poor and the dispossessed won't make the cut. And we'll have to learn to like the taste of Soylent Green.

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    78. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agriculture will fail worldwide. Period.

      Nope. Not unless you blot out the sun for more than a couple of years, and even then the organic mushroom industry in Kennett Square will be fine. They vent off heat, even in the wintertime, and they don't use any lights. Mushrooms are excellent.

      We don't have 2-3 years of food stockpiled. Period.

      My mom does. So do a large minority of Mormons (most Mormons have only one year of preserved food, though). And people who have larders and pantries are also typically prepared to defend them, incidentally; it's part of the same pre-1945 mindset that goes with canning fruits and veggies and drying beans and mushrooms. The Mormons are ready to fight whenever their leadership says go; it won't be the first time the Deseret Demons have had to kill their neighbors to survive.

      And once you stop shipping food out of the major grain and cattle producing areas of the USA on a 24x7 basis, there will be enough stockpiled food (on the hoof and in granaries) to feed the local population for decades. It just won't feed the cities, which will of course burn.

      People will rapidly eat all the food available, and anything that can be turned into food. Any "complex protective shelter" will be stormed and looted. Think zombie apocalypse, except everyone is starving rather than undead.

      Well, yes and no. Certainly this sort of thing will occur in places (including many big cities). But real live actual historical data shows that people generally band together to survive disasters rather than engaging in movie-plot ultra-violent anarchism. Even cannibalistic survival societies maintain a social order; humans are pack animals.

      Any resource that *could* sustainably support a reduced population through the course of the disaster will, because of our excessive population, be used un-sustainably and destroyed, thus leaving everyone to starve.

      Now you sound like you are describing today's situation! I'm sure you're right in some cases, and I'm equally sure that you're wrong in others.

      Even a global catastrophe is local. And some localities will survive in relative comfort, unless you burn off the entire crust of the Earth.

  7. Tap Energy of Volcano? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am coming at this from an uneducated viewpoint, but would appreciate an answer from someone a bit more educated...

    If we were to drill into this forming volcano, use geothermal energy to create electricity, could you delay, decrease or prevent the volcano from erupting? It seems like a really good win/win situation where you get almost free energy and prevent a small country from getting obliterated.

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    1. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

      I'm interested to know the answer too, if you had a really large scale geothermal install and 20k years to pull heat out.

      One point though. This is a supervolcano. If it erupts, it will take out much of South America, not just Bolivia, and it'll be a worldwide trainwreck since crops will fail pretty much everywhere.

      A supervolcano eruption is a local apocalypse and a global disaster.....

      -PM

    2. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should work. It should be able to steal enough heat from the ground below that it will cool and go back further.
      Then you move down the pipes stealing said heat as the temperatures fall.

      The only possible problem with drilling down towards a super volcano is that there is the same risk of it popping like there is putting a thin needle in to a balloon.
      It works most of the time, but there are those times where it could just go pop.
      Balloons, no problem, supervolcano, bye bye half of South American life...

    3. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not know the answer. But it seems a little too risky for whoever attempts that.
      But... well, people do very risky jobes... so: Why not?
      Does anybody knows at whats the longest distance the lava of a super Volcano reached measured from the center of the volcano?

    4. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Informative

      I found some facts to help me wrap my brain around the magnitude of the problem. If any of my facts are incorrect, please let me know!

      Human's Energy Consumption (annual) = 4.74 * 10^20 J
      1 ton of TNT = 4.184 * 10^9 J
      St. Helen's volcano = 2.4 * 10^7 tons of TNT = roughly 1 * 10^17 J

      I have a hard time believing that St. Helen's toal energy is only about 1/5,0000 of our total annual energy consumption. If it is true, however, it seems like venting and using the power is feasible.

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    5. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 3, Informative

      I am coming at this from an uneducated viewpoint, but would appreciate an answer from someone a bit more educated...

      If we were to drill into this forming volcano, use geothermal energy to create electricity, could you delay, decrease or prevent the volcano from erupting? It seems like a really good win/win situation where you get almost free energy and prevent a small country from getting obliterated.

      70km across (35,000m radius, about 4 billion square meters)... you were planning on extracting energy using maybe 30cm diameter pipes? Say, generously, these pipes can pull heat energy from lava up to 30m away from themselves (3000 square meters), To drain heat energy from just 1% of the surface of the dome, you'd need 13,000 pipes - how deep are you planning to sink them to have an effect? Even if you solidify the cap to a depth of 5km, I'm not sure that the forces underneath would be contained, they'd probably just divert to somewhere nearby, and likely explode with even greater force from a smaller area.

      It would be a big project - if you put all the oil drillers in the western hemisphere on the job, you might make an ineffective cooling "cap" a few km deep within a few hundred years - all that heat being dumped into the ocean (unless you have a preferable heat sink?) would have a devastating effect on thousands of square km of sea life, and sure, there'd be "free" geothermal energy until the volcano blew, but only as far as you could transmit it.

    6. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So not only are you going to harness the energy from a volcanic eruption, but you're going to collect the energy and redistribute it with 100% efficiency?

    7. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      In addition to the risk of popping it, you have to realize that there's a tremendous amount of energy there, it's sort of like how you can have a magnitude 5 earthquake and then have a magnitude 9 a few months later, there's just so much energy involved that you're not going to have a relatively minor thing like that bleeding off enough energy for it to make much of a difference.

    8. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your reply. my question is why would the pipe only to pull energy from lava a few meters away from itself? If I am extracting energy from the lava underneath, it seems like conduction would mean I'd be pulling from a much larger area. I'm not looking to drain all of the energy in one day or one year. Just enough to keep the system in some type of equilibrium. If the numbers I found for Mt. St Helen are correct, and even if I assume that this volcano is a thousand times larger, it doesn't seem like you'd need to extract that much energy over a period of a century (these suckers form really slow) to maintain an equiibirum position.

      Again, I will admit I am nowhere near to being an expert on this... I'd love to find out why I'm wrong.

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    9. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Millennium · · Score: 1

      I don't think you could do it with just geothermal extraction, but as a somewhat more mad-scientist oriented approach, might it be possible to drill a pressure-release valve? Obviously you'd have to use an unmanned machine for such a venture, because you will lose it once the lava begins to flow, but if you could get to the right point before the pressure gets too high, might you be able to drain it off in a reasonably controlled manner?

    10. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Big+Nemo+'60 · · Score: 1
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    11. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      I don't have to redistribute it with any kind of efficiency. My primary goal is to keep the sucker from blowing up. Worst case scenario, we vent and let the energy escape for free. In that way we'd have a controlled eruption over years rather than in one giant blast.

      Anything we can harness would be bonus.

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    12. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Please see some of the numbers I found on Mt. Saint Helen. If those numbers are off, please point me to better sources. Thanks.

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    13. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter if you have losses in transmission. The point is to cool the magma and produce some power. And if you can't transmit it all, you can set up industrial operations to use the excess, like, for example, converting bauxite into aluminum or perhaps making titanium on a large scale, desalinization, glass making.... All as a by-produce of saving the planet.

      The key problems are could you ever cool the magma fast enough (does the heat come in faster than you can get it out given heat transfer limits?), would the magma just go somewhere else.... Also, could you count on sustained civilization for long enough to pull the heat out, say, 20k years?

      --PM

    14. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by danhaas · · Score: 2

      IANAG, but I think removing heat wouldn't make such a difference.

      There's some process in the mantle feeding this area, adding mass to it. The biggest problem is pressure, since that mass is used to compress the volume under the volcano. When the rock shatters, that pressure is communicated with the surface and then there is an upward flow.

      Refrigerating the volume of rock under the volcano won't change much of its pressure.

      From a geoengineering point of view, I think that what's necessary is a controlled eruption to alleviate the pressure. But I have no idea how deep it would be necessary to drill.

      I would really appreciate if a geologist could correct me here (I'm a mechanical/petroleum engineer)

    15. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

      13k pipes seems like a cheap price to pay to preserve South America from an apocalypse and save the world from a global agricultural train wreck.

      I guess an alternative is to relocate everyone in South America and stockpile 2 years of food for every person alive. That'd be a lot more practical if we only had a few hundred million people alive at the time--probably a better way to go.

      --PM

    16. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the article says lava is flowing in about 1 cubic meter per second .... if you were to tap dat volcano... it means you would probably see 1 cubic meter of lava coming out of your tap every second ... i dont know how much lava that equals to if you flatten it out over land, but lets say about 5 square meters... every second ... so 1 square kilometer of lava every couple of minutes ... where the heck are you going put that stuff ?

    17. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how you'd do that. The Magma Chamber below the caldera is many times the size of the caldera. I don't know how you'd siphon sufficient energy quickly enough for it to make any meaningful difference. Add to that the fact that there may be a magma plume underlying this and I just don't see how you could possible make any meaningful difference.

    18. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Hentes · · Score: 1

      Drilling next to a high pressure magma chamber will just make it happen sooner.

    19. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      St. Helen's was NOT a "Supervolcano".

    20. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Splab · · Score: 1

      I don't think you quite get the scale of this.

      This baby is 70 km in diameter, rising at 2 cm a year across the board: (35*100.000)^2 cm * pi * 2cm = 76 969 020 m3 of magma you want to cool down, even the Icelandic would give up on that.

    21. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where to put it? New ocean front property for Bolivians. It's the new real estate market! I saw a documentary about this a few years ago. Some guy tried it with crystals.

    22. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key problems are...

      You forgot "after drilling into it, does the first person to peek into the hole get the whole supervolcano in their face?"

    23. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by tibit · · Score: 1

      You'd need to take the energy out of that thing at a certain rate. Let's see what ballpark that rate falls into.

      For potential energy, if we assume average crust density of 2.7g/cm^3, radius of 35km, 10km thick, then 2*pi*(35km)^2*10km*2.7g/cm^3 = 6E15kg. That rising 1cm a year means energy flow of 6E14J/year = 18MW. That's the minimum you'd have to extract, methinks.

      The heat flow from the mantle over this area is 65E-3 W/(m^2) * (2*pi*(35 km)^2) = 500MW, so it's an order of magnitude more.

      Even if the assumptions are quite off, you're still looking at dozens to hundreds of megawatts. So in terms of handling the thermal power, it's well within our capabilities. As for engineering reality, I don't know how easy of a project it would be. My worry is that it may need a lot of water just to get going, and I don't know how those rocks are at absorbing water.

      But my worry is something else: our biosphere has came to be in presence of such "destructive" events. The question is, thus, if we protect ourselves from all major eruptions, what unintended consequences will it have?

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    24. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by GryMor · · Score: 2

      My back of the envelope calculations put 10^17 J as a low ball for how much it's expending per year simply lifting it's cap against earths gravitational field.

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    25. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      What you wrote is true, and honestly, humans can ALWAYS find a use for more energy.

      The problem is not finding a use for the energy, but instead having the technology to safely extract it, even if we waste it.

      Technology does not just limit how much we can use, but how much we extract. We don't have the science to extract enough energy to affect it, even if we waste 100% of the the energy.

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    26. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      13,000 wells is nothing.

      In the Australian state of Queensland, something like 40,000 gas wells are being drilled in one basin alone. Granted, they're not very deep but if you go southwest of there to just over the border in the state of South Australia the world's leading "EGS" geothermal company is busy drilling 5km deep wells. Still, they're not drilling thousands of them, but the point is that it's possible and 40,000 wells in one basin is a drop in the ocean compared to all the other wells being drilled across Australia and the USA.

    27. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by tibit · · Score: 1

      A ballon pops because it is a thin membrane, and if you poke a thin hole in it you introduce stress concentration that is enough to tear it apart. Basically, after a hole has been made, the mechanical energy stored in the balloon is used up in creation of new surfaces at the tear, and the effect is self sustaining. If you try that trick with pressure vessels, you'll find that as long as the hole is big enough, or the vessel is thick enough, it won't disintegrate.

      Rock is not like that at all. It is not thin, not at all. Whatever stress concentration there would be is grossly insufficient to tear through miles of rock and to keep going. The worst that would happen is an uncontrolled release of steam and other gasses. If you'd get magma backflow, it'd quickly solidify as the pipe is quite thin -- there's lots of surface area per unit of volume.

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    28. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Well no really.
      1. It is unlikely that we could drill deep enough to get to the really hot stuff.
      2. You would need lots of water since you are hoping that there is not a lot of water in that mix.
      3, If there is a lot of water BOOM.
      4. It would not just take out a small country it will take out a large section of South America. Coffee and cocaine product would both end.
      5. All that drilling may cause it to erupt.
      And now let's talk about scale.
      The last super volcano eruption in that area looks to have been a large VEI 8.
      Now picture a block of rock one Km long, and one Km wide. Now picture it one Km tall. It would be a big square mountain. No imagine between 1000 and 25000 of those blocks. That is how much rock a VEI 8 puts into the sky as dust,ash, and rock......
      It you combine all the nuclear weapons on earth, all the hurricanes, and all of the volcanos that have erupted in say the last 50 years... Well I have not done the math but I would bet that it would be a small fraction of the energy involved in such an event.

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    29. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by TESTNOK · · Score: 2

      It's not so much the distance of the lava over the ground. If you carefully pop the cork from a champagne bottle, it does not overflow. Be somewhat less gentle, and the stuff overflows from the top and drips down the side, maybe you get a bit of rise. There are volcanos that look like this when erupting. Shake vigorously, and the cork will launch itself on a fountain of bubbles. That's a volcano lik Mt. St. Helens. For a supervolcano, the champagne bottle is insufficient as a simile. Think broken fire hydrant. The problem is the enormous amount of lava going up in the air in droplets and turning into ash, which then gets spread around the atmosphere around the world.

      I have no "farthest ever", but did find this artice on Wikipedia for you, including a reference to a book on the subject, that states that when Yellowstone last erupted, 6400.000 years ago, the magma and ashes got as far as norht Mexico and covered the USA west of Mississippi.

      Hope that helps.

    30. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by mapkinase · · Score: 3, Informative

      The estimated volume of Yellowstone eruption was 1000km^3 while Krakatoa eruption was 25km^3. If one consider that energy ~ volume, then Yellowstone is estimated to be 1Gigaton of TNT

      For comparison, in circa October 2008 operational stockpile of US "contains the explosive equivalent of more than 91,500 Hiroshima-sized bombs" x 15kT ~ 1.5 Gigaton of TNT.

      It was said many times that existing stockpile of nuclear weapon is enough to cause a Nuclear Winter. According to one of the recent models:

      A global average surface cooling of –7C to –8C persists for years, and after a decade the cooling is still –4C (Fig. 2). Considering that the global average cooling at the depth of the last ice age 18,000 yr ago was about –5C, this would be a climate change unprecedented in speed and amplitude in the history of the human race. The temperature changes are largest over land ... Cooling of more than –20C occurs over large areas of North America and of more than –30C over much of Eurasia, including all agricultural regions.

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    31. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by tibit · · Score: 1

      What I've of course ignored is any extra heat transport due to convection. I hope that the magma "blob" is isolated and not in convective transport with the mantle.

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    32. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also ANAG, but from everything I've seen and read, if the pressure was reduced, it could cause an eruption, as that pressure keeps water dissolved in the magma. Release the pressure, and it comes out of solution as gaseous steam, and the gas forces its way upwards, pushing magma up with it. It's just like releasing the pressure on a shaken-up bottle of soft drink by opening the lid. The CO2 in solution instantly turns to gas, and causes a soft drink eruption.

    33. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      Please see some of the numbers I found on Mt. Saint Helen. If those numbers are off, please point me to better sources. Thanks.

      The Mt. Saint Helen numbers are most probably a measure just of its explosive yield, which would be a tiny fraction of the overall thermal energy contained in all the lava driving the eruption.

    34. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by jovius · · Score: 1

      Another comparison:

      "The projected 2010 anthropogenic CO2 emission rate of 35 gigatons per year is 135 times greater than the 0.26-gigaton-per-year preferred estimate for volcanoes."

      "Scaling up CO2 releases of volcanic paroxysms to the 35-gigaton anthropogenic CO2 emission level is also revealing. For example, scaling up the 0.05-gigaton CO2 release of the 15 June 1991 Mount Pinatubo paroxysm to the current anthropogenic CO2 emission level requires 700 equivalent paroxysms annually."

      "Similarly, scaling the 0.01-gigaton CO2 release of the 18 May 1980 Mount St. Helens paroxysm requires 3500 equivalent paroxysms annually."

      If one considers the amount of magma released in these events and compares that to a super volcano event then one can conlude: "...these calculations strongly suggest that present-day annual anthropogenic CO2 emissions may exceed the CO2 output of one or more supereruptions every year."

      source: http://www.agu.org/news/press/pr_archives/2011/2011-22.shtml, http://www.agu.org/pubs/pdf/2011EO240001.pdf

    35. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Lorien_the_first_one · · Score: 1

      I think we're far from able to manage energy like this. Some time ago, there was concern expressed about geothermal energy actually causing eruptions. I think they mentioned Krakathoa or something like that. It was a interesting discussion because someone posted a very cool analysis of the impact of geothermal energy on the temperature of the core of the earth. In any case, we simply lack the experience and know-how to tap into energy from a super-volcano to prevent an eruption.

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    36. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      IF his calculations are anywhere near correct, then it's 13,000 x 100 or 1,300,000 pipes that drill down to 5KM. It takes a few months to do that work with one pipe. He is spreading the pipes thinly, about 1 per every 60 square meters. There is also a little matter of infrastructure on top - there would have to be a city built around that area, lots of fuels will have to be used, lots of people will have to be housed clothed, it's not a simple task at all. Even if you have 10 people working on 1 pipe (if works was simultaneous), that's 13,000,000 people.

      Say it takes 6 months to drill that deep with 10 people and a rig. So you can go with one crew for 6,000,000 years, but they say the eruptions happen every 300,000 years, so that's no good.

      If you have 10,000 crews, that's 100,000 people, that's 20,000 holes in a year.

      That's still going to take 65 years.

      I wonder if people can do any of that, sure sounds like a huge project without much profit behind it.

    37. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Actually, the pressure problem is a very good point. Taking the heat off the top would actually make the cap more brittle. And when it does explode, it would do so with that much more of a bang.

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    38. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Perforating the rock layer above a giant chamber of pressurised magma does not strike me as particularly safe.

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    39. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the reply. I so question your last assertion. According to Cutler J. Cleveland the founding Editor-in-Chief of the Encyclopedia of Earth, Katrina released 5*10^19 Joules of energy alone. Mt. Saint Helen's roughly 1 * 10^17. If this supervolacano is 1000 times larger, then it has the energy of two Katrinas. The problem is it is released in one giant blast as opposed to Katrina doing the mjaority of its destruction over a wide area and over a wide time period

      I'm not trying to be argumentative... just trying to wrap my mind around the magnitude of the issue and what practically could be done to tame our enivronment a bit.

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    40. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the reply. I so question your last assertion. According to Cutler J. Cleveland the founding Editor-in-Chief of the Encyclopedia of Earth, Katrina released 5*10^19 Joules of energy alone. Mt. Saint Helen's roughly 1 * 10^17. If this supervolacano is 1000 times larger, then it has the energy of two Katrinas. The problem is it is released in one giant blast as opposed to Katrina doing the mjaority of its destruction over a wide area and over a wide time period

      I'm not trying to be argumentative... just trying to wrap my mind around the magnitude of the issue and what practically could be done to tame our enivronment a bit..

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    41. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Lorien_the_first_one · · Score: 1

      I'm not any better than you, friend. I was only recounting what I read here before and making a statement based on that. I'm pretty sure we're not in a position to manage something like that, though. I haven't read any news to the contrary, either.

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    42. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say 13k pipes like it isn't possible, that sounds like it is within human capability.

      Also, regarding where to put the energy... Batteries for cars? Then you can literally just ship old batteries out and new in on ships refilled and ready to go.

      But, maybe I'm just thinking like a North American.

    43. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Relayman · · Score: 1

      Whether the numbers for Mt. St. Helens are accurate or not is moot. We're talking about a supervolcano here which will be 1,000 times larger than Mt. St. Helens. The last one on Earth occurred 74,000 years ago.

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    44. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      That was St. Helens... This is a super valcano. There's no stopping this sort of thing without startrek level of tech. At best we'd cool the crust, basically putting a stopper on a pipebomb... we'd be making it worse for when it actually did erupt.

    45. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

      So, create a permanent city of 100k people to create/maintain a thermal power install, which will have the useful byproduct of power, or suffer a global disaster where maybe 75% of everyone will die due to crop failure and famine?

      Or, stockpile food for 2 years to get humanity through the mess, and evacuate South America when it blows?

      I honestly don't know which is the best option, but if it will work and won't set the thing off, a large, permanent thermal power install seems like it MIGHT be nice. 65 years doesn't seem so long when you probably will have to run the plant for 10k or more years to avert disaster.

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    46. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Sooner is good, as it will be less powerful. Too bad we didn't have the foresight to start 270,000 years ago...

    47. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Best estimate I can find suggests a supervolcano could throw 10^19 kg into the air. Let's assume that's just 1km into the air, I come up with ~ 10^23 joules, and I think that's very conservative (the big question is how much of that mass hits the plume height of greater than 50 km, and I took the lowest estimate of the density of the plume I could find).

      Total worldwide power usage is less than 10^21 joule/year.

      It would be an impressive engineering feat to put together a single power plant that could power the entire world, and even so, you'd only put a tiny dent in that energy reserve. But it seems just barely possible that over 10k years you could make a meaningful difference to the power output of that event.

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    48. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by tommy2tone · · Score: 1

      We wouldn't be able to build enough drilling plants on top of it to make any reasonable dent in the energy contained there. I agree that we would get plenty of usable energy from it, but we would not be able to stop the expansion.

    49. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Surt · · Score: 1

      We have about 1M oil wells with an average depth of about 2km. Getting 13K pipes down to 5km doesn't seem beyond the realm of possibility.

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    50. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by HideyoshiJP · · Score: 0

      IANAVS, but I don't think you could drill a hole large enough to release enough pressure. I'd (ignorantly) imagine you might risk creating a point weak enough to actually cause an early eruption.

    51. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

      I would imagine that if one were to drill channels with a certain amount of precision one could presumably calculate and put error bar on how much that would weaken the rock. So yeah, of course it would weaken it. But you could probably predict by how much.

      Now, the standard way of extracting deep geothermal heat, if I understand it correctly, is to drill two holes some distance apart and then detonate explosives at the bottom of each hole in order to create cracks so that water can flow from one to the other. You then pump in cold water through one hole and pump out hot water from the other.

      There is anecdotal evidence that this method may make earthquakes more common...

    52. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Hentes · · Score: 1

      A controlled eruption would be nice but is almost impossible to do because of complete lack of information. First, there is no way of telling how exactly the magma is distributed down there. Second, a drilling makes a lot of fissures in the stone and the sideffects of it are unpredictable.

    53. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      but you don't have to cool it all. Right now, if the growth stopped it would be in stasis (I believe that is a tautology.) All you have to account for is the growth. The article states that as 1m^3/sec. Cooling that much material could feasibly be done on an industrial scale.

      The drilled holes could also provide pressure data to allow controlled release of the pressure, so that an explosion would never occur.

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    54. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would probably be even more feasible to drop a manned craft, maybe 3 or 4 specially commissioned heatproof carriages, a bit like a train, and put some nuclear warheads in it. It could travel around the molten core and detonate at just the right points to re-orient the core's spin and prevent a global catastrophe.

      Just a thought.

    55. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by RicktheBrick · · Score: 1

      If we can not prevent it than the only thing we can do is to try to lessen its consequences. First we must try to get as many people out of it path and the only way I can see is to build underground at a depth of say a 1,000 feet. Second we will need a power supply and the only thing I can see is fusion power. Third we need to be able to burn away the dust in the atmosphere and the only thing I could think of is giant mirrors in outer space to redirect sunlight to burn dust away. If it happened 300,000 years ago than human survived it than without our present day technology so we should be able to survive it again with a lot more people.

    56. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'd only need one pipe to 5km then throw some nukes down it to open up a relief hole.

    57. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Hence my "should have started 270K years ago" comment.

      Sapping energy from it couldn't be a bad thing, in any event.

    58. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      It seems like an excellent source of energy and a great way to eliminate (or at least degrade) a potential extinction of our species. I'm sure some of the major players in the offshore drilling industry could figure out how to capitalize on this. They just need some government subsidies to get the ball rolling. Maybe we need to switch from subsidies that don't get paid back to venture capitalists while we're at it. It seems like a good time to let the american people off the hook and have someone else pay for this.

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    59. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Everything that people believe they can do to solve some problems creates more problems somehow. So when people try to prevent fires in forests, eventually the forests have fires that are extremely devastating because of all the dead wood that wasn't burned off in smaller fires.

      When people build dams to prevent floods, they cause other problems, like not getting enough new soil for their farm lands and water being too clean and washing soil off their existing farm lands and preventing new silt from being washed onto the shores, eventually the dams collapse, you have a city flooded or you have a food shortage because the farmlands are destroyed and the water that's too clean doesn't bring in the nutrients that come into the lakes from rivers and fish dies off.

      If we think we know what we are doing in such cases, we are nearly always wrong. If you think you can skim some heat off the top of a large volcano and this will not cause something worse later on, you are wrong. Maybe the cooled rock will form too much of a barrier, but below it the pressure will keep rising and eventually the explosion will be much worse and consequences will be much worse. Unless we actually completely understand the phenomena and figure out every way that we can go wrong trying to solve some immediate problem, we are much more likely to cause a bigger disaster later on.

    60. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your reply. my question is why would the pipe only to pull energy from lava a few meters away from itself? If I am extracting energy from the lava underneath, it seems like conduction would mean I'd be pulling from a much larger area. I'm not looking to drain all of the energy in one day or one year. Just enough to keep the system in some type of equilibrium. If the numbers I found for Mt. St Helen are correct, and even if I assume that this volcano is a thousand times larger, it doesn't seem like you'd need to extract that much energy over a period of a century (these suckers form really slow) to maintain an equiibirum position.

      Again, I will admit I am nowhere near to being an expert on this... I'd love to find out why I'm wrong.

      Well, I was proposing pulling heat from a 30 meter radius of rock into a pipe 15cm in radius, so a 40,000:1 ratio - if you're vaporizing water to steam, you're not going to make much of a dent in heat content of 40,000x the volume of rock (at 2.5g/cc density vs. steam at about 0.0016g/cc @ 50psi) so 62 million times the mass, but over days and days, you will bring the temperature down a little - but, at the same time, that rock will be being heated from below....

      And, remember, to cover the whole area at this 62 million to 1 mass ratio will require 1.3 million pipes...

    61. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by jimmydigital · · Score: 1

      As they found out in Pegasus... if you tap the energy of a supervolcano you are only going to hasten the eruption and the natives will think you are trying to steal their resources when you suggest they evacuate the planet.

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    62. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2

      We'd only need one pipe to 5km then throw some nukes down it to open up a relief hole.

      Sounds like a job for Bruce Willis.

    63. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      If we can not prevent it than the only thing we can do is to try to lessen its consequences. First we must try to get as many people out of it path and the only way I can see is to build underground at a depth of say a 1,000 feet. Second we will need a power supply and the only thing I can see is fusion power. Third we need to be able to burn away the dust in the atmosphere and the only thing I could think of is giant mirrors in outer space to redirect sunlight to burn dust away. If it happened 300,000 years ago than human survived it than without our present day technology so we should be able to survive it again with a lot more people.

      Ever watch Dr. Strangelove?

    64. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      building a bikeshed?

    65. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, then a space alien destroyed it all. %#*!£ space aliens and their innate hatred of real estate.

    66. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by The+Askylist · · Score: 1
      How would you distribute the power?

      We'd be talking terawatts here, and that's going to take a lot of copper to send it anywhere it might be used.

      More likely you'd have to dump it and use the Pacific as a heat sink - think a man-made El-Nino.

      The more I think about it, the sillier it seems...

    67. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, there'll be no rush to install a geothermal plant instantly to solve this, and keep it operating for the 10k years necessary to have an effect.

      If there's enough time for us to have an impact, there's enough time to really think through all the problems, and perhaps even do some smaller scale testing on smaller volcanos.

      Actually I think a better option is for us to reduce our population so we're less of a load on the planet, and stockpile food, and simply migrate out of the way of such an event--which is about as likely a prospect for us as a 10k-year operational massive thermal install!

      --PM

    68. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Thud457 · · Score: 2

      You store the energy in tensioning a really really big spring, which you then use to launch a fully assembled space colony into orbit.
      dammit, do I have to spoon-feed you every little detail?!!!

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    69. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Everything that people believe they can do to solve some problems creates more problems somehow. So when people try to prevent fires in forests, eventually the forests have fires that are extremely devastating because of all the dead wood that wasn't burned off in smaller fires.

      And so what? Every action has costs and benefits, even not doing anything at all. The problem here isn't that there are costs, but rather we don't have a clue what the costs would be. That really was the problem with the various examples you gave. I'm sure that most dam builders now accept the silting problems and even have solutions for it.

      I think the real problem here is that by the time we do decide that this is a danger that requires action, it'll be too late to mitigate via extraction of geothermal energy. You'd probably have to cool fast enough that you'd solidify dozens of cubic miles of magma per year. It's probably orders of magnitude more feasible to evacuate the population of South America, stockpile food globally for two years, and just let it rip than to do that. Assuming of course, that you know exactly when the caldera collapse is going to happen.

      Another possibility is that you might be able to lance the magma body in some way that wouldn't result in total caldera collapse. Say if you drill into it from one side, near a lower, hotter part of the magma body and have it erupt through a lengthy hole. The hotspot might not have a part fluid enough for this to work, but if it does, you might be able to depressurize it with somewhat less ecological damage than a direct caldera eruption. Of course, deliberately drilling into magma that might be rather deep down from perhaps dozens of km away isn't something we currently have a clue how to do.

    70. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason why mountains like Mt. Saint Helen’s explode, and basaltic ones, like in Hawaii do not, is that they granitic lava has a much much higher viscosity. Also, granitic lava is generally associated with subduction zones -- meaning that there is a significant amount of water and CO2 in it.

      The H2O and CO2 has two effects:
      1) lowering the melting point of the rocks
      2) at low pressure these go out of solution, and expand -- causing things to go boom.

    71. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      You need to follow that Iceland reference. John McPhee, The Control of Nature.

      This is a very, very, very large pile of energy, stored at very high pressures. When (not if) the rock on top of it cracks or weakens, badness results. Stopping it in the current state does not change the risk much, because it is still under pressure; the rock just hasn't cracked yet; it could crack in an earthquake, our attempts to cool the volcano might weaken it, too (uneven cooling?)

    72. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      I'm sure that most dam builders now accept the silting problems and even have solutions for it.

      - yet Katrina happened just 6 years ago. Sure, they can raise the levies higher, but that just pushes the problem a little into the future, like the government inflating money supply, pushing the eventual resolution of the depression into the future, in the meanwhile the water is getting higher and inflation is getting bigger and the eventual collapse will bring even more water into the city and inflation may turn into hyper inflation.

      But anyway, there may be some sort of a solution that could work, but we have never tried it, we have never witnessed the results of our possible solution working, we have only questions and no answers.

    73. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      What was Thera estimated at?

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    74. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The drilled holes could also provide pressure data to allow controlled release of the pressure, so that an explosion would never occur.

      No Child Left Behind wins again. Most types of volcanic magma explode when pressure is released. That's right, explodes.

      This is because the release of pressure sends a negative pressure wave through the magma, releasing the entrained CO2 resulting in an extremely rapid rise of internal pressure until the overlying rock catastrophically disassembles itself.

    75. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I have a follow up question - this volcano is a spring that is building up pressure. Just build a space colony on top of it now, and when the volcano explodes, the colony will naturally end up in space. See, my solution just cut out 2 steps: fixing the volcano problem and building a spring.

    76. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Widowwolf · · Score: 1

      With the explosion afterword i would rather send Carrot top and his merry band from Jersey Shore to deal with it

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    77. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Arlet · · Score: 1

      If falling pressure releases CO2, wouldn't the rising pressure force the CO2 back into solution ?

    78. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Well the last eruption was well over 25,000 times as large so that would be 50 Katrinas . Now the question becomes is the power output to out is one to one? Does it take twice the power to double the output or does it take 4 times the power to double the output?

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    79. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by smelch · · Score: 1

      Damnit, what about the dust though? Presumably the spring we tension won't explode when we release it and destroy our crops, though I just know that's what springs would love to happen. Think of all those abandoned houses with stairs to play on without kids there to stretch and tangle them.

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    80. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fine. Set up an inverted poleron beam directed toward San Francisco, near the Golden Gate Bridge so you will hit Star Fleet HQ. Pulse the anti-neutrino feed so you modulate the poleron beam to resonate with the late 23rd century and ask for help. Sheesh. Do I have to think of EVERYTHING around here?

    81. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if you could find a motley band of *really good* (but mentally unstable) oil drillers, who could drill a hole straighter, deeper and truer than anyone else? Then you could airlift them onto the volcano, add an Aerosmith soundtrack and let them have at it!

      Problem solved.

    82. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      a large skirt around the volcano.

      In fact maybe that's a much easier to implement solution - a gigantic wall around the volcano before it erupts and a large dome, sort of like a skirt, very thick cloth made of multiple layers of carbon fiber, steel wool, plastics.

      Build a few factories nearby that are ready to reprocess the poisonous gases and have pipes running from the walls and from the dome/skirt to the factories to reprocess the poisons. Maybe this is a more viable solution than drilling into the Earth's crust a few million times.

    83. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we were to drill into this forming volcano, use geothermal energy to create electricity, could you delay, decrease or prevent the volcano from erupting?

      Short answer, no. You could suck all the geothermal energy you want out of it before it blew and you still wouldn't make a meaningful dent in the total heat capacity. What we see on the surface is just a fraction of the total magma involved in a volcano, and the eruptions still manage to release energy the scale of kilotons of TNT in a very short time [geologically].

      -JS

    84. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by khallow · · Score: 1

      - yet Katrina happened just 6 years ago. Sure, they can raise the levies higher,

      Katrina happened due to a combination of incompetent government at all levels (particularly, the New Orleans government IMHO) and a poorly thought out restructuring of federal emergency response. Higher levees combined with our better knowledge of how the levee failed in the past, will help reduce the occurrence of Katrinas in the future).

      but that just pushes the problem a little into the future,

      It does more than that. It also makes the problem happen less frequently. The issue isn't that disasters occur, but how frequently they occur and how effective our response to them is.

      like the government inflating money supply, pushing the eventual resolution of the depression into the future, in the meanwhile the water is getting higher and inflation is getting bigger and the eventual collapse will bring even more water into the city and inflation may turn into hyper inflation.

      This is like attempting to bottle up the Mississippi River. Reducing the frequency of occurrences of Katrina via higher levees and better disaster mitigation doesn't make future disasters worse (to the contrary!). But completely damming the entire Mississippi isn't going to work over the long term. That water will eventually find its way to the sea. The more effort you take, the harder the failure when it occurs.

    85. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      And I say "Bounce the graviton particle beam
      off the main deflector dish"
      That's the way we do things lads
      just makin' shit up as we wish
      The Klingons and the Romulans
      pose no threat to us
      'Cause if we find we're in a bind
      we'll just make some shit up.

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    86. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by surd1618 · · Score: 1

      I think that selling everyone on a 2 year food stockpile is much more realistic than tapping the power in any meaningful way.

      I don't know much about the infrastructure needed to extract geothermal, but it seems like a novel and massive extraction system would have to be implemented, probably by far the largest human endeavor to date, and it would have to theoretically guarantee that eruptions would not occur in the proximity before anything was actually put in the ground.

      I'd say that this novel system would need to be a slow energy leak, where at most ~1% of the extracted energy would actually be directed to meaningful work via electricity or other means. And it would need to be designed to account for the changing terrain and incredible hazards.

      Given our collective lack of meaningful implementations to even stopgap other dire trends (eg global warming), I'd say such a project would founder indefinitely.

      The thing will build until it is ready to blow, and then we will barely prepare ourselves with enough food right before it goes off. I hate that this is what to expect, but human history is clear about this kind of thing. We can only hope that its behavior turns out to be predictable.

    87. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would fear destabilizing the area faster with the drilling. I don't think the heat you would remove would significantly slow down the event.

    88. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing that even if you could pull enough energy out to make a difference that the lava would just move away from the spots you were cooling.

    89. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

      I think you're pretty much correct on every point. The only way such a project might actually succeed is if humanity derives a continuous and strong benefit from the power generated from operating the thermal plant.

      --PM

    90. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      If falling pressure releases CO2, wouldn't the rising pressure force the CO2 back into solution ?

      Shake a soda can. Pressure rises until no more CO2 gas is released (assuming can doesn't explode). Then let it be, CO2 starts to go back to the solution to reach equilibrium, but very slowly, it takes quite a long while.

      The control experiment, where the can is opened too soon to verify that CO2 still hasn't dissolved back into the liquid, is best performed with unsuspecting test subject with suitable behaviour patterns, such as fetching cola from fridge with steady intervals.

    91. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      If we're talking about global disaster possibly ending civilization, 1.3 million pipes is nothing. It's one pipe for every 5 million people, basically free on global scale.

    92. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 1

      One issue you would have "venting" the energy of a volcano is that the magma can be hot enough to melt your gear. It is molten rock, but that does not mean it's just barely molten. It can be much hotter than the melting point of a rock. Water melts around 0 degrees Celsius, but that does not mean all water is 0 degrees celsius. It can easily be 95 degrees celius.

      Another issue is that magma tends to clog pipes...when it hardens into rock.

      There are various kinds of rock, that have different melting points. Making it flow through a pipe without melting the pipe or clogging would be difficult. Think of piping sewage, but with molten rock. You can have some magma hot enough to melt your fancy alloy pipe, while other bits of slag are coagulting to block off the pipe.

      So, let's say to drop a heat exchanger into the center of a large magma chamber. Let's say it doesn't melt. Let's say it doesn't clog. How do you avoid the magma working its way up through the rock and coming out where you weakened it with your drill? Reinforcing rock is difficult.

      If you do manage to get a heat exchanger working, you will quickly suck the heat out of that local area. Rocks do not conduct heat well, especially when they cool and fracuture.

      You might be better off trying something a bit easier, like reflecting lots of sunlight on (purified) water so it boils, then runing that steam (which is now under pressure) through a fan (stem turbine) to turn a generator.

      If you think you can tap magma, good luck. I'll stick to things that seem very simple.

      RecycledElectrons

    93. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Perforating the rock layer above a giant chamber of pressurised magma does not strike me as particularly safe.

      It's the weight of the rock which is keeping the magma down, and drilling holes in it would have very little effect in itself. Volcano does not explode because the magma chamber roof breaks, but the other way around. Volcano explodes because CO2 gets released faster than it can bubble up, when pressure becomes lower as the magma raises upwards (with runny enough magma, explosion doesn't happen because CO2 can bubble up).

      Drilling small holes would be like pushing the smallest hypodermic needle into a car tyre. It will not make it explode, and it'll take ages to become empty. To get tyre explosion, you have to have catastrophic failure of the tyre material for some reason. Analogous reason to volcano explosion would be overfilling the tyre, like releasing CO2 "overfills" the volcano.

    94. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by hankwang · · Score: 1

      I have a hard time believing that St. Helen's toal energy is only about 1/5,0000 of our total annual energy consumption.

      I think that was just the energy of the explosion (kinetic energy of the stuff that was blown into the air). It doesn't count the thermal energy of all that molten rock. For melting 1 cubic km of rock, count on about 3e18 J.

    95. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Releasing that pressure would have the same effect as opening up a bottle of soda that you have shaken, it would cause it to explode.

    96. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The shorter and easier answer is that we aren't able to pull enough heat out at a high enough rate to prevent all future eruptions.

      I'm not sure that the forces underneath would be contained, they'd probably just divert to somewhere nearby, and likely explode with even greater force from a smaller area.

      That defies logic. However much energy you extract from the area, the later explosion will be smaller by that amount. Reducing the trapped energy isn't going to magically make it blow harder. It's not even going to move the detonation point, as far as I know - it's swelling already because it's the closest point to the surface. It's still going to be the closest point if you suck some of the energy out of it, just somewhat less energetic. And you're not going to have a cold dome with hot lava underneath, either - heat dissipation doesn't work that way; we'd basically be doing the equivalent of putting a heatsink on a hot CPU. The dome won't actually get cold, because it's still actively being warmed by what's underneath... but there will be less energy trapped in the overall ground system.

      all that heat being dumped into the ocean (unless you have a preferable heat sink?) would have a devastating effect on thousands of square km of sea life, and sure, there'd be "free" geothermal energy until the volcano blew, but only as far as you could transmit it.

      That doesn't make much sense either. There's plenty of area around Bolivia to send that geothermal energy, in the form of generated electricity. The electricity could then be used for energy-intensive industries (like smelting metals and making solar panels, for example). Waste energy ends up in the atmosphere as heat. But of course, that's all energy that was going to be released anyway, we'd just be spreading it out over a much more ecologically manageable time span. If we really did it right, it would also be offsetting fossil fuel use, for a net environmental win.

    97. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, we don't possess the technology --especially in sheer size-- to stop or alter Uturuncu erupting. It contains a rapidly filling magma chamber that is about 40 miles in diameter. (it is in the same size class as Yellowstone Caldera, roughly 35 x 45 miles, Mount Toba is 19 x 62 miles, Long Valley Caldera is 11 x 20 miles and so on. ) When the caldera goes, it will be an unimaginably huge event.

      On the Volcanic Explosivity Index scale, it has the potential of rating a VEI 8 --the largest and most catastrophic possible-- if only 10% of the current volume erupts.

      It won't be just the small country that will be obliterated. It will present an existential challenge to all life on the planet.

      Check out the FAQ on the usgs.gov site that answers questions about the Yellowstone Caldera problem. For a fast reference, check out the Wikipedia article on Mount Toba. It contains a well thought-out "population bottleneck" theory on what happened to the human species the last time a "supervolcano" (Toba) erupted.

      It's too bad that we (humans) have all of our eggs in one basket. We have no exit strategy.

      When it goes, my best hopes and thoughts, and good luck to all of us.

    98. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      *IF* doing that would make the difference between a supervolcano eruption and avoiding it, the profit that whatever you have left, still will have value. Don't think in profit, think in losses... losing everything or keeping something.

    99. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Someone here stated (most reliable source ever, I'm sure) that there are about 1 million oil wells, total, and they average 2km deep. So, even if we wanted to pull this off, it would require the same level of effort that is the entire petroleum mining industry worldwide - and I'm not even sure it's a good idea, cooling the cap to a depth of 2 or 3 km still leaves it pretty thin, likely subject to large fissures and/or explosive relief events, and who's to say that the dome won't creep (or explode) out one of the sides and maybe double or triple in size if we cool the current cap? You would be creating a New York sized city of workers creating and maintaining the works, and they'd be directly in harm's way.

      A supervolcano is no fun, neither is a Cat5 Hurricane, or a Magnitude 9 Earthquake, it's nice to think about what we might do to steer these events, but in reality, they are bigger than us, and the best we can do is hope to mitigate their damage, not lessen their fury.

    100. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I not sure where you got the number from but I seriously doubt that the eruption was the total energy output of St. Helen's volcano. The underground lava that never made it out still has a heck of a lot of energy.

    101. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by lonecrow · · Score: 1

      I just asked my daughter and she said that if an eruption means an extinction level event, then take a stab and lance the fucker.

    102. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever stuck a needle in a balloon which you just filled with air to the point it nearly burst? Guess what happens.

      That'll happen when you start drilling up to a few meters or into the magma chamber of this thing. All that pressure all of a sudden has a weak spot to break through, your borehole all of a sudden becomes a wonderful exit of all that magma down there.

    103. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Ready, fire, aim, is what I would worry about. Stocking up on firewood, water, and canned goods might give you a better chance of survival (not large, but better), you just don't know when you would need it.

      If you actually did plan to relieve pressure, you'd want to spend a good long while doing seismic modeling of the rock structure, so you can figure out what to do, and what not to do. A LOT of seismic modeling, and then a mess of finite elements simulations to figure out the "safest" places to drill and cool.

    104. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. Thank you. My gut told me it can't be as easy as the numbers were making it seem. You bring out an excellent point that I had not thought of.

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    105. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure you could do that! I suggested the same thing 3 years ago for Yellowstone but stupid ideas like that can't be listened to YOU KNOW THAT. Ya see the lava is needed up here even if a few people have to die. There's Gold and many other precious metals in it. The needs of the many justifies the Death-by-Lava of the few. Best I can tell that's why they stick with all the heat-producing combustion engines IT'S BRINGING KING SOLOMON'S MINES UP FOR THE RICH. http://tinyurl.com/666jobopenings will interfere with their plans, very soon actually.

    106. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Millennium · · Score: 1

      Yeah, ha, ha. I did call it mad science, you know.

    107. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Katrina happened due to a combination of incompetent government at all levels (particularly, the New Orleans government IMHO) and a poorly thought out restructuring of federal emergency response. Higher levees combined with our better knowledge of how the levee failed in the past, will help reduce the occurrence of Katrinas in the future).

      Yes, there is no such thing as 'competent government'. You don't get to government by being competent, you get there by making sure that everybody with money who wants to buy favors knows about you.

      It does more than that. It also makes the problem happen less frequently. The issue isn't that disasters occur, but how frequently they occur and how effective our response to them is.

      - it also makes disasters much bigger in scale when they finally do happen.

      This is like attempting to bottle up the Mississippi River. Reducing the frequency of occurrences of Katrina via higher levees and better disaster mitigation doesn't make future disasters worse (to the contrary!). But completely damming the entire Mississippi isn't going to work over the long term. That water will eventually find its way to the sea. The more effort you take, the harder the failure when it occurs.

      - my point is that what we do, the way we do it is wrong, not that we must build higher levees or that we must inflate the money more, my point is exactly different, that we are doing the wrong and expedient thing.

    108. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      It's not the problem of all at once, or over a period of time.. it's a problem of rock vs water. If Katrina, Rita, and Wilma were made out of rock dust and over land instead of being water over water mostly then the outcome of the storms would have been far far far more devastating.

    109. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by khallow · · Score: 1

      - it also makes disasters much bigger in scale when they finally do happen.

      I don't think you're looking at it right. Any flood which would top the higher levee would top the lower levee by much more. While you might have a catastrophic failure of the higher levee (which might be worse than a corresponding catastrophic failure of the lower levee), if you don't, then it's likely that more flooding will occur with the lower levee.

      Some problems do build up or get worse when you try to prevent them, others do not. If things always got worse when you tried to fix it, then no one would ever try to fix things.

    110. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      1. You couldn't bleed enough energy off to make the eruption significantly smaller.
      2. Far worse, if you as a govt or corp did -anything- at all to the volcano and then it exploded, it would be -your- fault in social and eventually legal terms.

    111. Re:Tap Energy of Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use the energy to split water in Hydrogen and Oxygen, then ship the Hydrogen out in tankers. Or maybe we could use the energy to make hydrocarbon fuels we don't have a problem managing to ship huge quantities of them around the world.

  8. Well if if explodes... by bennomatic · · Score: 1

    ...at least that'll cool off the globe by a few degrees. I guess I won't sell my Hummer just yet.

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    1. Re:Well if if explodes... by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      I guess I won't sell my Hummer just yet.

      And in just 65 million years, you'll be able to put gas in it.

    2. Re:Well if if explodes... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, gas is going to run out long before then. Oh we'll still be able to synthesize it from other things, but I'm sure the price will limit it to government/official/emergency use only. On the bright side America will be forced to kick its obesity habit since towns are built on such a huge scale - any commute is going to be a long bike ride.

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    3. Re:Well if if explodes... by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Hey, you might not want to bet on that so far! Some analysts speculate America could be largely energy independent in just 5-10 years thanks to new extraction techniques. America today imports far less than we did even 5 years ago.

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/ambroseevans_pritchard/8844646/World-power-swings-back-to-America.html

    4. Re:Well if if explodes... by Relayman · · Score: 1

      Whoosh! You missed it. He's saying that there will be new gas 65 million years from now due to all the animals (including people) who die from the supervolano.

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    5. Re:Well if if explodes... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      No you missed it, because I'm saying we'll all be extinct long before the supervolcano erupts.

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    6. Re:Well if if explodes... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Nah I'll keep my money where it is. People have been screaming "coal" since the 1970's. I should know - I was here. But back in the 70's there was 1,000 years' worth of coal left. Now, 40 years later, mysteriously that figure is down to 200 or so years. That's what happens when people forget to take into account that energy demand is going to continue growing exponentially simply because the amount of mouths we have to feed is growing, exponentially. When I was born this planet had 4 billion people. We are now on our way to 8 billion people, within this decade. So in 50 years there will be 16 billion people in the world, and the US will have roughly the population of India today. In another 50 years - a lifetime and a half from now - the US will have more people than China does today. I don't even want to think how many people will be in India and China. And you say you have how much coal? Don't forget - once it's gone, it's gone forever. There _is_ nothing else.

      The trouble is that you see these new techniques as innovation. I see them as desperation. We're going after stuff we wouldn't normally go after because all the good stuff is already gone. The law of diminishing returns is fairly universal. It's going to get harder and harder to get that last bit of fossil fuel - be it oil, gas or coal.

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    7. Re:Well if if explodes... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Too bad that the 'reserves' implied are batshit insane and several orders of magnitude lower than likely recoverable. The particular puff piece you quote has absolutely no basis in reality. Yes, we can increase our petroleum product output significantly in the short term. No, it's not going to help outside of 10 - 15 years.

      If we used that time wisely to traverse off of petrochemical products as much as possible, it might be a fortuitous event. However, we will most likely use this to continue Business As Usual for as long as possible, thus simply kicking the can down the road a bit.

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    8. Re:Well if if explodes... by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      I guess I really don't see that much to worry about it. I'm sure some day we will run out of oil. I don't think that will be in my lifetime, and I hope to see at least past 2060. America has--even over the last 5 years!--dramatically lowered usage. Battery technology is improving, solar is improving, wind is improving. If I had to bet, I would think that within 50 years we'll have algae or some other biological process for making oil/gas. I could be wrong, but I would bet!

      What makes you think that estimates of newly retrievable oil/gas from fracking or tar sands are "batshit insane"?

    9. Re:Well if if explodes... by Tomato42 · · Score: 1

      If current increase in coal mining will remain steady (as it had for past 70 years) there is coal for 60 to 80 years.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-QA2rkpBSY

  9. Caldera? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    Supervolcano? Is this like one of those... what did they used to call 'em,... caldera's?

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    1. Re:Caldera? by bennomatic · · Score: 2

      I think a caldera is just the left over empty bowl of a volcano that collapses in on itself or explodes out. Like Crater Lake in Oregon.

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    2. Re:Caldera? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a caldera is just the left over empty bowl of a volcano that collapses in on itself or explodes out. Like Crater Lake in Oregon.

      ... and a SCO is a left over empty bowl of a Caldera?

    3. Re:Caldera? by StupiderThanYou · · Score: 1

      I think a caldera is just the left over empty bowl of a volcano that collapses in on itself or explodes out. Like Crater Lake in Oregon.

      Or SCO.

  10. In Russia, a Supervolcano Is Sinking. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Russia, a Supervolcano Is Sinking.

    1. Re:In Russia, a Supervolcano Is Sinking. by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 1

      Sinking or being piped through a series of underground tubes as part of a plot by a mad scientist living in Bolivia?

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    2. Re:In Russia, a Supervolcano Is Sinking. by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      Sinking or being piped through a series of underground tubes as part of a plot by a mad scientist living in Bolivia?

      Are you saying Ted Stevens is behind this?

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    3. Re:In Russia, a Supervolcano Is Sinking. by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 1

      The reanimated zombie of Ted Stevens working with Undead Tesla.

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    4. Re:In Russia, a Supervolcano Is Sinking. by JRowe47 · · Score: 1

      Noooope! Chuck Testa.

  11. At least they aren't in Italy... by jesseck · · Score: 1
    FTFA:

    "It's not a volcano that we think is going to erupt at any moment, but it certainly is interesting, because the area was thought to be essentially dead," de Silva said.

    1. Re:At least they aren't in Italy... by nedlohs · · Score: 2

      I suspect worrying about the legal system will be way down the list if a super volcano erupts underneath you.

  12. Profit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it too late to start investing in coffee futures?

  13. 300.000 by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

    300.000 years isn't very long. Now if it were 300,000 years, that's a whole different story...

    1. Re:300.000 by fatgav · · Score: 1

      I will not make any assumptions as to whether that is a joke or not, but if you were being serious, you may like to know that members of many continental European countries use a comma as their decimal point and vice versa. Alas 13,000.00 would be written as 13.000,00. As the original poster's name includes the word 'dutch' it may give an indication along this line.

    2. Re:300.000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh.

      Damn septics, always assuming how they handle the decimal mark is the only way to do it.

    3. Re:300.000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is all cultural
      some people write 300 000
      whilst others will use 300,000
      and another set will use 300.000
      the 300 000 is the International Standard, but all 3 are used in many places for 300 * 1000

    4. Re:300.000 by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      When translating text into a different language, it is customary to also translate the various other locale-specific conventions. For example, if you are translating a note about a meeting on the third of January from French to American English, then you would be incorrect if you did not rewrite 1/3 as 3/1. Similarly, you would be incorrect if you did not change 100,000 into 100.000. This is especially important if there are three digits after the decimal point, because comma is used as a thousands separator in some locales and as a radix point in others.

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    5. Re:300.000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but he was posting in English. In English, we write 300,000, not 300.000.

    6. Re:300.000 by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Alas, ones nationality doth colour ones perceptions.

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    7. Re:300.000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be so much easier if we just used scientific notation:
      3e+5 years

      I can only sigh at the plebs who feel the need to argue over "," vs "."
      Both are dumb.

    8. Re:300.000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rest of the world uses the period as the thousands divider and the comma as the decimal indicator. Americans have it the other way around.

    9. Re:300.000 by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      It would be so much easier if we just used scientific notation:
      3e+5 years

      That's not scientific notation, but computer notation. Scientific notation would me 3×10^5 years (actually it would be a raised 5 instead of "^5", but Slashdot doesn't support the sup tag).

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    10. Re:300.000 by Relayman · · Score: 1

      Some of us are internationally savvy enough to just handle it. Others, not so much.

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    11. Re:300.000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from wikipedia:
      "Most calculators and many computer programs present very large and very small results in scientific notation. Because superscripted exponents like 107 cannot always be conveniently represented on computers, typewriters and calculators, an alternative format is often used: the letter E or e represents times ten raised to the power of, thus replacing the × 10, followed by the value of the exponent."

      So, it is scientific notation. You're saying the square is actually a rectangle.

    12. Re:300.000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No-one in Europe has ever or will ever translate anything in to American English. They will translate it into English and use the date format appropriate for that.

      Can't blame them for that - there really is only 1 language called English and no-one can be expected to pander to dialects over such trivial problems.

      The comma / decimal point problem is a long standing one, where normally we mention what notation we're using. But date formats are a done deal. There's the American way and the way the rest of the world uses - it's not up to the rest of us to aid the understanding of a nation that won't learn the original language.

    13. Re:300.000 by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      No, scientific notation is what is used in science. If Wikipedia says something different, it's wrong and should be corrected.

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    14. Re:300.000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha. Ok maybe wiki is wrong. How about these sources?

      http://www.ieer.org/clssroom/scinote.html
      "Note that Scientific Notation is also sometimes expressed as E (for exponent), as in 4 E 2 (meaning 4.0 x 10 raised to 2). Similarly 4 E -2 means 4 times 10 raised to -2, or = 4 x 10-2 = 0.04. This method of expression makes it easier to type in scientific notation."

      http://chemlabs.uoregon.edu/GeneralResources/scientific_notation.html
      "Here are some more examples of how various numbers are expressed using the "E" form of scientific notation:

                    100 1E2 \
                    100 1E+02 | These are all equivalent
                    100 +1E02 |
                    100 1E+2 /
                    100.0 1.000E2
      "

      http://encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com/E+notation
      "A type of scientific notation in which the phrase “times 10 to the power of” is replaced by the letter E; for example, 3.1 × 107is written 3.1E+7 and 5.1 × 10-9is written 5.1E-9."

      You're the one who is wrong and needs to be corrected.

    15. Re:300.000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, that's why Slashdot has editors. Oh wait.

    16. Re:300.000 by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      date formats are a done deal. There's the American way and the way the rest of the world uses

      "and the proper way" -Culture20, 2011/10/27
      And no, filesystem timestamps are not good enough.

    17. Re:300.000 by arth1 · · Score: 1

      The smart way is to use a delimiter that everybody will understand, even if it isn't the format they use. Use space for the digit grouping separator, and people on both sides of the pond will understand you.

      300 000
      300 000.00
      300 000,00

      You have to be particularly stupid to misunderstand any of these.

      That said, when I grew up, there were two symbols for 00 and 000 where the zeros were looped together at the top, much like in handwriting. What happened to that? Is it part of Unicode, or did it go the way of the dodo, like the 00 and 000 keys on numeric keypads?
      (And when will Slashdot start supporting Unicode, for that matter? Fuck Web 2.0, Unicode is actually useful and not just eye candy.)

    18. Re:300.000 by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      The GP would also like to know that at Bolivia (where the study was made) it's also written 13.000,00; Just like Europe, or nearly any place that isn't the US.

    19. Re:300.000 by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

      I've never understood the European approach to numbers. A period is the end of a sentence, a comma is merely a separator. So the European approach makes no sense whatsoever. They write sentences the way we do, so why reverse the punctuation marks when it comes to numbers?

    20. Re:300.000 by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I've never understood the European approach to numbers. A period is the end of a sentence, a comma is merely a separator. So the European approach makes no sense whatsoever. They write sentences the way we do, so why reverse the punctuation marks when it comes to numbers?

      European backward use of punctuation is confusing. to say the least,

    21. Re:300.000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No-one in Europe has ever or will ever translate anything in to American English. They will translate it into English and use the date format appropriate for that.

      For comma vs decimal, the earlier post is correct: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_mark#Countries_using_Arabic_numerals_with_decimal_point . The primary English speaking countries all do it the same way. Not converting them is a translation error.

      That said, for dates, both sides of the Atlantic insist on different bizarre traditions. Dates should be written in the same order we write all our other numbers - big endian. Most significant digit to least significant digit. 2011 10 27.

      It's even more obvious how strange it is if you show the significance of the digits. I'll do it using higher numbers for more significance. 2011 10 27 is ordered 87654321. But 27 10 2011 is ordered 21438765, and 10 27 2011 is ordered 43 21 8765. This would probably look even better in some kind of table format, but hopefully that's enough to get the idea. Everything else that we use written numbers for is big endian.

      Can't blame them for that - there really is only 1 language called English and no-one can be expected to pander to dialects over such trivial problems

      Right, just like there's only one French (Quebec doesn't count) and only one Spanish (Mexico and many other countries don't count) and only one Dutch (South Africa doesn't count) and only one Chinese?

  14. Wasn't just the Mayans predicting the end by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 0

    Wasn't just the Mayans predicting the end of the world in 2012.

    Jimmy Buffet also predicted the world would end with a volcano.

    I don't know!

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    1. Re:Wasn't just the Mayans predicting the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Mayans didn't predict anything. Their calendar doesn't even end in 2012. When it comes to Mayan apocalypse theories, even the stuff that most layman sceptics will tell you is total bullshit. Nothing to see here, move along.

    2. Re:Wasn't just the Mayans predicting the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precisely, the Earth will not end in 2O12. That is unless the Daleks invade,then we are truly fucked. :P

  15. One will probably set the other off by gb7djk · · Score: 1

    After all, when one of these super volcanoes goes off, there will likely be some seismic consequences and if the other volcano is ready to pop, that might just provide enough omph to make it go too...

  16. Noooooo! by ErikZ · · Score: 0, Troll

    (Insert hysterical sounds here)

    Global warming! Global warming!

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  17. Its gonna blow in 2012 by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    Look, it was predicted by the South Americans. Who would know the terrain best? Natives who lived there for thousands of years? Or some mamby pamby scientist in a lab coat, thick glasses, may be a beard and a few letters behind his name?

    Good, now I will resolve the defect about my time counter being 32 bits and going to over flow in y2k32 as "not worth fixing."

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    1. Re:Its gonna blow in 2012 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Y2K38.

    2. Re:Its gonna blow in 2012 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So there are at least 3 things you don't know:

      1. The difference between Central and South America.
      2. The term is "namby pamby".
      3. Unix time overflows 32 bits in 2038, not 2032.

  18. What would happen if we bombed it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Serious question, could bombing it reduce the pressure (causing it to erupt before critical pressure) and safely spew out the dangerous stuff?

    What about a channel for the flows to the ocean / safe zone? Perhaps constructed by Mike Roark, using concrete barriers and a bus?

    1. Re:What would happen if we bombed it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I just thought of a much cheaper way to "disassemble" our 50MT nuke...

    2. Re:What would happen if we bombed it? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Nuke it from the orbit.

    3. Re:What would happen if we bombed it? by Lanteran · · Score: 1

      It's the only way to be sure.

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  19. Against all odds... by JavaBear · · Score: 1

    ...it'll blow up on Dec. 21 2012.

    If only because it'll be bloody inconvenient as we won't be able to shut up the 2012 doomsday nuts...ever.

    1. Re:Against all odds... by troc · · Score: 3, Funny

      Surely you mean Dome-sday ;)

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    2. Re:Against all odds... by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      err...if for some reason the volcano does errupt on that day, we won't need to shut them up.

    3. Re:Against all odds... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      we won't be able to shut up the 2012 doomsday nuts

      Don't worry, the volcano will do a good job of that.

  20. Large margin of error on that eruption prediction by Walking+The+Walk · · Score: 2

    The Wikipedia article linked from the /. summary states that the volcano last produced lava "between 890 and 271 thousand years ago". I'm not sure that really qualifies as "give or take a few years, 300.000 years ago".

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  21. All the volcanoes in a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    times 130 equals what we humans are doing to the planet.

    Mt St Helens was only one volcano.

    You do the maths.

    1. Re:All the volcanoes in a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Scientifically illiterat retard spotted.

      Let he who can spell correctly cast the first 'illiterate' stone...

    2. Re:All the volcanoes in a year by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here, but the effect of a supervolcano is to loft a mess of dust and sulfur dioxide into the stratosphere (and the bigger the volcano, the more effective the loft) which blocks sunlight and temporarily cools the climate. In some cases, cools it a lot, to the point of massive crop failures. It's a big deal.

      The worst of it is that even though it is potentially severe enough to kill billions of people with a year or two of failed crops, on the scale of decades it is temporary, and not a serious reversal of warming trends set in motion by excess production of CO2.

  22. Not a super volcano by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    The actual volcano in question ISN'T a super volcano. It's a conventional volcano as it has a mountain peak. A super volcano never forms a mountain because of the size and speed of the eruption can't pile lava up to form a mountain peak. All there is of a super volcano is a large caldera at ground level, or perhaps in a valley (like at Yellowstone). However there ARE extinct super volcanos in the area (perhaps not so extinct?).

    1. Re:Not a super volcano by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      This article goes on the theory that the volcano is in an an area of more known super volcanos than any place on Earth. A hidden magma chamber is forming under the regular volcano. The other super volcanos could actually be the same one through through the the same chamber. If a huge chamber blows the rock above that will qualify it as a super volcano for sure. At 19,000 feet up it is hard to tell, but signs are a super volcano is under it. It appears to be forming

  23. Re:Oh hell, intentional ... UStrategy by OldHawk777 · · Score: 3, Funny

    USA has been losing the drug war. After trillions of dollars spent with 3 (almost 4) decades of losses the WoD UStrategy has moved to mother-nature manipulation to initiate volcanic activity in global regions that produce and export drugs to US for power and profit. Finally a WoD UStrategy that will destroy the organic source of the problem. No more crops, way less consumers, and the end of another underground economy.

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  24. Re:Oh hell, intentional ... UStrategy by Canazza · · Score: 1

    except that volcanic soil is some of the most fertile, atleast, when it cools.

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  25. probability by mynicknamewasused · · Score: 1

    I need an aclaration, When an event, be it astronomical or geological is said to be occurring once every xxx years, and therefore is due, does it mean that there is a cyclical underlying cause which generates periodicity (accumulation of something etc) or does it mean that every year there is about 1/xxx probability of occurrence?

    1. Re:probability by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The answer is, it depends on the event and on the person who is saying that. However, there are ways to read between the lines to determine which it is. For example if an astronomer says that an observable supernova occurs approximately every 50 years (I pulled that number out of my ass), he/she means that in any given year there is a 1 in 50 chance that a star that can be observed if it supernovas will do so. If on the other hand, an astronomer says that the sunspot minimum is every approximately every 11 years, he/she means that the solar cycle that involves sunspots is approximately 11 years long.
      In this case, what the scientists involved are saying is that, according to thier best estimates, this volcano has erupted every 300,000+/- years as far back as we can track it.

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  26. It will NOT erupt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a balloon; rock doesn't stretch. The pressure underneath is causing it to move. This causes a reduction in pressure. Therefore, the pressure will not build beyond the point where it causes the ground to move. There is no risk that this will erupt as long as it keeps letting the pressure off by deforming.

    1. Re:It will NOT erupt by omnichad · · Score: 1

      And it can't move up without getting thinner. We might be talking long time scales, but it's still inevitable.

  27. My panic queue is full this week by vawwyakr · · Score: 1

    Can we wait until after the coming economic disaster and then zombie apocalypse is done for this natural disaster?

    1. Re:My panic queue is full this week by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Oh heck, sure. Let me get my calendar up.

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  28. The real story by chill · · Score: 1

    What people aren't understanding is Bolivia is the Saudi Arabia of Lithium. Lithium is that lovely metal that is used in all the battery tech, and one of the keys to a clean, electric future. It is also run by a hippie leftist, allied with Hugo "the tumor of South America" Chavez.

    The "discovery" of this super volcano just provides an excuse for the U.S. military to send energy "advisers" down to "liberate" the Lithium before it is all destroyed in a "natural disaster".

    Viva La Revolution!

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    1. Re:The real story by geekoid · · Score: 0

      The worlds premier lithium site is in Nevada, USA.
      South America had lithium mine operating from back when it was used in ceramic and glass. SO it is easy and cheap and in place. SO it's used.

      We could completely rely on US sources, no need for your magic conspiracy theory.

      Learn to think.

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    2. Re:The real story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I put a tumor in your tumor so you can... oh wait

  29. Re:Amazingly precise eruption period... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other countries swap the meaning of the comma and period compared to how we use them in the US. Considering that the submitter is named "dutchwhizzman", I think there's at least a decent chance he's not from the US.

  30. Re:Amazingly precise eruption period... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 0

    But 300000 years to 6 digits is also an amazing precision.

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  31. Oh darn... by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

    Guess that trip to Bolivia I had planned just went out the window.

    In all seriousness, though... will this affect me? If at all, how?

    1. Re:Oh darn... by Daxx22 · · Score: 1

      Statistically, it'll probably never affect you. But if it does it'll kill you.

  32. Winter is coming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When one of these goes, say "Hello" to a small ice age, with a bit of acid rain thrown in for good measure...

    If you are really paranoid, start focusing instead on large, inefficient houses for four, either tiny passivehouses, or larger houses able to house a couple generations, also passivehouse. Then turn the back yard into a nice and efficient greenhouse, designed to slump snow and ice off easily.
     
      Worst case? Nothing happened, and you ended up with a house with no winter heating bill, and garden fresh tomatoes and squash in January.

  33. Oh no. by tom229 · · Score: 1

    If this thing erupts before SW:TOR comes out there is no god.

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  34. Re:Amazingly precise eruption period... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    No its not. 300000 has only one significant figure. 300000. however, is to an amazing precision as it has 6 of them.

    3 x 10^5 vs 3.00000 x 10^5

    In pure math, yes, they are the same number, however when dealing with measured quantities, significant figures matter. I learned it in high school but.... here you go if you are having trouble: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Significant_figures

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  35. post is incorrect. Massively. by dAzED1 · · Score: 2

    #1 the volcano is not a supervolcano. It is surrounded by them, but is not one itself.
    #2 it doesn't errupt every 300,000 years...it is able to build up for 300,000 years. It could have only started building up 1,000 years ago, or maybe 280,000, who knows.
    A scientist on the team that notice the growth was quoted as saying "It's not a volcano that we think is going to erupt at any moment, but it certainly is interesting, because the area was thought to be essentially dead."
    Since it appeared to be dead, it most likely has not been building since the day of the last erruption - there was a dormant period. It can build for 300,000 years. It last errupted 300,000 years ago. IE - evolutionarily speaking, homo sapiens won't exist by the time this thing errupts. And maybe, while evolving, we will have learned to spreading FUD.

  36. start removing it's energy by geekoid · · Score: 1

    now.
    Tap it, bleed it.

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    1. Re:start removing it's energy by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Actually, if we could use if for enough geothermal to power South America, that would be cool! Well, cooler, anyway.

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  37. Re:post is incorrect. Massively. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    OTOH, it could take ten years to go from 'dormant' to 'exploding'.

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  38. The depressing thing is (as if we needed another) by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2

    That if it were to start erupting. There is not one damned thing we could do about it. Nothing. Well placed nukes might change the pattern of eruption slightly, but that's about all. With a very few exceptions, we'd be king-hell fucked as a species.

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  39. Caldera? SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I think of Caldera all I can think of is SCO. Can we just sink all SCO's lawyers in this thing? Whats the worst thing that could happen? At the least it would end up in 7 years of litigation before being allowed to blow up.

  40. Re:post is incorrect. Massively. by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    sure. And unicorns could pour out of it. The scientists who study these things however feel as though this particular volcano needs to be active for 300,000 years before errupting. Not dead - actively building up pressure. That it just happens to be approximately the same amount of time since last erruption as it would take to build up again is merely coincidence. Say it takes you 10 minutes to take a shower. 10 minutes after you get out of the shower, does that mean you're just about done with your next shower? No - you're no longer showering. The scientists think it takes 300,000 years for this volcano to take a shower. They didn't realize the water was turned on at all, but hey - now they know, cool, see you in a loooooooong time when you erupt, yo.

  41. Re:Amazingly precise eruption period... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    Obviously the conventions differ between countries; in Germany, 300000 has 6 significant digits (there's an official standard saying so, DIN 1333); if you want to write 1 significant digit, you have to write 3*10^5.

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  42. Re:Oh hell, intentional ... UStrategy by demonbug · · Score: 1

    USA has been losing the drug war. After trillions of dollars spent with 3 (almost 4) decades of losses the WoD UStrategy has moved to mother-nature manipulation to initiate volcanic activity in global regions that produce and export drugs to US for power and profit. Finally a WoD UStrategy that will destroy the organic source of the problem. No more crops, way less consumers, and the end of another underground economy.

    I was wondering where the tin-foil hats came in; should have known there was a conspiracy involved somewhere.

    Obviously I have not been wearing mine enough.

  43. Easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is easy... we can put a lot of sea water into that volcano and build a giant steam engine over it. The whole thing will look very mechanical but it will be awesome!

    Imagine, all that steam punk novels coming to life.

  44. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good, I can't wait. I hope it erupts right on top of me, I'm ready.

  45. Klaag niet zo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ik vermoed dat zijn Engels beter is dan jouw Nederlands.

  46. Re:Oh hell, intentional ... UStrategy by drawfour · · Score: 0

    It may not be trillions (plural), but it's $1 trillion over 40 years.

  47. Re:Oh hell, intentional ... UStrategy by repapetilto · · Score: 0

    Thats only declared federal funding, state funding is twice that value. There are also tons of indirect costs of the drug war not included in either of those numbers.

  48. Re:Oh hell, intentional ... UStrategy by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    You're not counting all the extra effects from the drug war. Not only is there money spent on actual enforcement (having cops go after dealers and users, having big bureaucracies to manage the whole thing (DEA), paying to keep dealers and non-violent users in prison), there's also the less-tangible effects of having all these people with felonies on their records after they get out who now can't get a real job, and are forced to turn to further crime to survive, which means many of them go right back to prison (at further taxpayer cost), and all of them are far less productive economically than they would be if it were all just legalized. We obviously never learned anything from Prohibition.

  49. Re:Oh hell, intentional ... UStrategy by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2

    That $15B is federal only. State and local add at least $25B more. That's $1T every 25 years, so assuming constant dollars we're between one and two trillion dollars. Ass talking parent is correct.

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  50. Re:Oh hell, intentional ... UStrategy by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

    They want to control the drug trade not stop it, US special forces heading in to rescue Bolivian drug cartel lords at eruption.

  51. Run for the Hills! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, it was the hills. Run from the Hills!

  52. Re:Oh hell, intentional ... UStrategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's truer than you might think.

  53. Also might not be cause for immediate alarm by khallow · · Score: 1

    It's worth noting that this sort of movement isn't particularly unusual. Sites of supervolcanoes routinely see lots of uplift and downlift. A 70 km wide area of uplift at a high rate does yield some cause for concern, but for example, the Yellowstone caldera has seen similar periods of uplift (though over smaller areas).

    The thing gets more serious, if it is sustained for centuries or millennia. Which might be the case for this volcano.

    Even if there is an eruption, it need not be a caldera blowout. For example, Yellowstone has erupted many times since the last major caldera eruption 640,000 years ago. The last eruption, which built Pitchstone Plateau 70,000 years ago released several cubic km of lava (and the largest of these eruptions is something like 50 cubic km which could reset the clock quite a bit for a major supervolcano eruption).

  54. Re:Oh hell, intentional ... UStrategy by Artifakt · · Score: 3, Informative

    You probably Googled for "War on drugs costs" to get that figure. It's correct - the federal government claims to have spent about 15 Billion in 2010 on it's own website.
    Maybe you missed the paragraph just below it saying "State and local governments spent at least another 25 billion dollars." As you put it, "assuming constant dollars..." We're up to "at least" 40 Billion per year currently and about 28 years to total a Trillion, and a War On Drugs over nearly twice that time, making Trillions closer to reasonable. Just adding in that state and local component puts us nearly at multiple Trillions.
    Beyond that, it's common for parts of the costs of fighting the war on drugs to be hidden elsewhere. Building Prisons often isn't shown as a WOD cost, even though a lot of it has been just that. The US typically, almost invariably, builds prisons because of overcrowding in older facilities rather than because they are wearing out. Then there's the staffing of those prisons - guards, wardens, and related cost money. That 15 Billion you quoted includes some prison costs, but the way the government calculates them assumes that a lot of prisons would be wearing out from age and so considerably understates how much of the prison building and staffing is WOD related.
    Then there's foreign aid, a LOT of which is really drug enforcement when you're talking about Central America. (I don't want to suggest a lot of foreign aid in total is WOD related, as when we're talking "foreign aid in total" it's essentially an Israel/Mideast security related issue, but foreign aid to Central and South America and the Caribbean runs way above aid to, say, Africa over the long haul). When we supply, say, Columbia, with assault helicopters to track down Cocaine plantations, that's often carried in the foreign aid budget, and if we have to supply any of Colombia's neighbors, that don't provide so much raw Cocaine, with weapons (to balance the political situation we are destabilizing by giving one regional power all the neat toys), that's always carried in the foreign aid column.
    Multiple full squadrons of assault helicopters, training and basing for them, attack helicopters to protect the assault helicopters when the plantations started deploying shoulder mounted rocket launchers, high grade crypto and commo that we don't export elsewhere (because the plantation owners can afford to hack and eavesdrop on older commo), and maintenance for all that - it isn't cheap. Then we have to let someone else in the region have a foreign aid grant to buy, say, destroyer escorts from US approved firms, so that the regional balance of power is maintained. Then our conservative politicians tell their base how foreign aid is all driven by liberals.
    You can find funding that's really WOD related in quite a few areas beyond prisons and foreign aid. Part of the Dept of the Interior budget is for keeping people from growing dope in national parks, giving rangers better armament and more practice time. We use Dept. of the Interior personnel to search for tunnels along isolated parts of the US/Canadian border, and even sometimes the Mexican border. There's a line in the overall Homeland Security budget that's about 1/3rd of the FBI total budget. It's for the FBI to run ranges to train all the other security agencies like BATF or Treasury in firearms use. The DEA's weapon's training is thus not carried as a DEA cost any more, since the USA PATRIOT act consolidated that cost. Then the CIA and NSA lend some of their high tech support to the WOD, and it isn't always carried openly in that '15 Billion for 2010" figure either, but its impossible to tell just how much is hidden when you're talking about agencies whose whole budget is basically a black box item. Try adding in such things, and we could make a pretty good case for over 3 Trillion. For all we can be sure of, there's WOD funding shifted to Dept. of Energy, Educ

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  55. Re:Amazingly precise eruption period... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    Well you learn something new every day. I tried to check up on this but, the german wikipedia is the only place where I found info, and all the german I know, I learned from watching Hogan's Heros reruns as a kid.

    I did find one website offering to, I think, sell me a pdf of this standard, but, if I was reading right, they were trying to charge 81 euros for it.... for which amount, I am happy to tell them where to stuff their PDF.

    In any case, i defer to your claims of knowledge of international standards then.... but this is english, and I am in America, so.... the rest of the world is a bunch of drooling heathens anyway.... so my point still stands. God Bless America... and nowhere else! Now...someone pass me a bud light.

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  56. Re:Oh hell, intentional ... UStrategy by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

    I'm too lazy, but pretty sure this HAS HAPPENED in the past, maybe not to a drug cartel lord but to other anti-US figures.

  57. In Bolivia 2101... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...War was Beginning.

  58. It is a StratoVolcano not a Caldera by databaseadmin · · Score: 1

    It is a StratoVolcano not a Caldera. It doesn't do Caldera type things.

  59. Re:Oh hell, intentional ... UStrategy by Bucky24 · · Score: 1

    mother-nature manipulation to initiate volcanic activity

    I wasn't even aware this was possible at our current level of technology. Can you link to an article describing how this is done?

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  60. Um ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the hell wouldn't we put as much of our resources as we can into finding a way to suppress the eruption, or at the very least, find a way to turn lava into some other substance that doesn't kill everything.

  61. Pop the cork early? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not use a nuclear bomb or something else with a lot of explosive power to blast a big hole in it and let out some of that pressure early?

  62. Re:The sky is falling! The sky is falling! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Its amazing that we have all these "problems" and yet still somehow as a planet we always thrive. Why not focus on that for awhile?

    The planet thrives, because life is surprisingly resilient. Individual species, however, are much less so. Historically, supervolcanoes are extinction or near-extinction events, there's plenty of evidence for that.

  63. Re:The depressing thing is (as if we needed anothe by St.Creed · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we could offset the nuclear winter by putting out more greenhouse gasses? :)

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  64. Uturuncu ... isn't that by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    yet another Ubuntu derivative?

    1. Re:Uturuncu ... isn't that by coldsalmon · · Score: 1

      Yes, at first I thought that they were referring to Uturuncu the Ubuntu variant, made by the Utah Runner's and Canoer's Association. It's a fork of Uturuntu, which was put out by the Utah Runners Association, and which is a subset of Utuntu, a distro made by the State of Utah. This is not to be confused with Utruncu, the Utrecht Cucumber Alliance's distro.

    2. Re:Uturuncu ... isn't that by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      If only I had mod points ...

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  65. Re:The depressing thing is (as if we needed anothe by tenchikaibyaku · · Score: 1

    A good reason to get our act together and throw parts of our civilization out into space, perhaps? I mean, better do it now before something like this cripples our space-travel abilities forever and war for resources wipes out the rest of us.

    You could argue about whether it matters if we survive as a species or not, but I would argue that we are almost obliged to try our best at doing just that. What else could be more important, if you at all care about anything except your short-term survival and enjoyment of life.

  66. Re:The depressing thing is (as if we needed anothe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it isn't worth expanding into space! Oh no, we have to get our problems here on Earth figured out firs... wait, what's that big cloud of ash rising all about?

  67. Re:The depressing thing is (as if we needed anothe by Tuan121 · · Score: 1

    Nothing really depressing about that. Just shows what a random insignificant piece of this whole puzzle we really are. Which is again not depressing, but rather amazing that we can do so much, given that fact. Sure we have limitations, but that's ok.

  68. Zalman by KingPin27 · · Score: 1

    Why not get Zalman to create the worlds largest heat sync and place it on top of the volcano -- combined with geothermal-tech you could effectively cool down the core of the volcano and harness some pretty good energies from it too.

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  69. Re:The depressing thing is (as if we needed anothe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With a very few exceptions, we'd be king-hell fucked as a species.

    Um, dude, 300,000 years is a long time but not THAT long. Early humans would have been around when that thing blew up last and there are obviously plenty of creatures still here.

    It will certainly screw with our society (darkened skies aren't going to help agriculture or solar power) but it's still only South America that needs to really worry about it.

  70. Re:The depressing thing is (as if we needed anothe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    meh, we're like roaches. some of us would survive.

    the genetic bottleneck from inbreeding would probably change us as a species... be interesting to see what walked out the other side... we might not even recognize the resultant organism as "human" anymore!

  71. Re:The depressing thing is (as if we needed anothe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About 15 -20 years ago in California there was a several year rising of a mountainous area in middle of the state. I forget the name; it was near or on the San Andreas fault. It lasted several years. Fears that it was portending The Big One were unfounded. Eventually it faded away.

    Anonymous....because I read slashdot. (but mostly just too lazy to register for yet another site)

  72. This sounds like a cool distro, but by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for the Long Term Support version of Uturuncu to come out, but I can't find any release date announcement on Canonical's web site. What gives?

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  73. Re:The depressing thing is (as if we needed anothe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup. It's pretty much Game Over when that caldera erupts.

    Detonating nuclear weapons into or around a volcanic eruption will only spread the joy faster. In addition to having hot ash and sulfuric aerosol compounds spreading around the world's atmosphere, we would have radioactive fallout --boosted by the force of the volcano's blast.

    I wish we had put more stock into finding a way to live off-planet. You know, 20/20 hindsight and all that rubbish.
    As it sits today, we -humans- are at the planet's mercy.
    (I guess Mt. Toba didn't teach us enough.)

    How's your lava-surfing skills?

  74. Re:The depressing thing is (as if we needed anothe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just 1 of these SVs erupting wouldn't eradicate humans. However, do sign up for notifications from the usgs really earthquakes-this exploding will cause the earth to move :)

  75. Re:The depressing thing is (as if we needed anothe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last mass extinction event happened 440 million years ago and this thing erupts every 300,000 years. Doesn't sound like it's quite that cataclysmic.

  76. Re:Oh hell, intentional ... UStrategy by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Obviously I have not been wearing mine enough.

    Dude, if you're not wearing it all the time, that's not enough.

    Do you think the New World Order stop their mind manipulation rays just because you take a shower or go to sleep?

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  77. Re:The depressing thing is (as if we needed anothe by Sean+Hederman · · Score: 1

    Well placed nukes might change the pattern of eruption slightly

    Yeah, they'd make it radioactive lava, which would add an extra element of fun.

    With a very few exceptions, we'd be king-hell fucked as a species.

    Nah, not that bad. We'd survive quite happily. Our civilization might to hell in a handbasket, but our species would be just fine. As an aside; you know when people say "I couldn't possibly live without [insert technology]?"

    They're wrong.

  78. Fragility of our current system by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

    Yes, we disagree. Think longer and harder about the pre-requisites required for producing our technology. It all interlocks and interconnects, and pull out enough, and most of it will collapse.

        Also, I think the knowledge would disppear pretty quick. You can't really read a CD if you don't have a working computer.... And microchip fabs and CD factories are very complicated affairs, that basically sit on the pinnacle of our technology.

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    1. Re:Fragility of our current system by euroq · · Score: 1

      I understand the theory behind what you're saying. I also agree that everything would be totally fucked... but just for a while.

      I don't think we'd revert to the dark ages of science and technology - I think we'd just be severely hampered for about a hundred years or so. I feel like enough knowledgeable people and enough books, etc., would survive. Really, it depends on randomness, of how much the knowledgeable people and information survives - the more, the better.

      The reason I think this is because if such an armageddon ever happened, I would make it my remaining life's goal to perpetuate the knowledge that I know. I may not be able to build a computer, but I remember enough theories to write it down (such as how a NAND gate would work, how an OS would work, how compilers and software work, and maybe even other topics such as the scientific theory, etc.). I believe others could fill in the blanks eventually.

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  79. esos indios by hicksw · · Score: 1

    I suspect whenever they refer to themselves as "indios" they are

    (1) speaking ironicly, or
    (2) filling out a government form, or
    (3) both.

    Y soy un gringo.
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  80. Re:The sky is falling! The sky is falling! by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

    and yet still somehow as a planet we always thrive

    We as in dinosaurs? We as in what? Geologically speaking bad shit happens to species all the time. Study mass extinctions that have killed a large percentage of all species. They are rare events, but they do happen. Will it be tomorrow, next week, next 1 million years, that we don't know. The problem is we as humans know extinction events exist, but events occur at timescales that the human mind doesn't easily comprehend. We tend to live in today and worry about tomorrow, therefore if an event will occur in the future our worry says that's tomorrow.

  81. Sounds like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a great venue for relocating the Occupy Wall Street crowd.

  82. So, bottom line: What can we do if it supererupts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's been a lot of great banter back and forth about mitigating the eruption, altering the force/volume of the eruption, diverting the eruption, degassing the magma at depth, so on, so-forth, ad infinitim. The "let's change-it theorizers" have lost their battle: it's much too big for humans to manage or alter.

    The fantastic theories of somehow keeping the Uturuncu world-killer at bay are simply that: fantasies.

    So, bottom line: Other than kissing our asses goodbye, what can we humans do when that 40-mile-wide caldera erupts?

  83. Re:So, bottom line: What can we do if it supererup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's been a lot of great banter back and forth about mitigating the eruption, altering the force/volume of the eruption, diverting the eruption, degassing the magma at depth, so on, so-forth, ad infinitem. The "let's change-it theorizers" have lost their battle: it's much too big for humans to manage or alter.

    The fantastic theories of somehow keeping the Uturuncu world-killer at bay are simply that: fantasies.

    So, bottom line: Other than kissing our asses goodbye, what can we humans do when that 40-mile-wide caldera erupts?

    You make a good point. The "fantasizers" up here are quickly becoming educated to the fact that uber-Uturuncu is of such size, heat, pressure and complexity that there is absolutely nothing that any one can do to alter the eruption event or its aftermath. We haven't the technology or know how.

    What we know about ultra-large eruptions indicates that if uber-Uturuncu erupts even a fractional amount of the magma in its rapidly growing chamber, earth will become inhospitable, the food chain will breakdown and much or all multi-cellular life will face termination.

    As Sagan and Hawking have both pointed out, we humans still have all of our eggs in one basket. We don't yet have a way to get off-planet in order to provide continuity for humankind or any other forms of life.

    Hmm. That brings up the question about the US government's recently revealed, so-called "Hundred Year Starship" project. Do they foresee the impending eruption, and is this their attempt to get off-planet in order to "save some for later?" I dunno.

    My read of the situation is that life's reset button is about to be pressed again (it's happened many times before). We're faced with a problem so unimaginably large, complex and beyond our means, that we will not be able to avoid, alter or survive it. I think that nothing short of some kind of Divine Intervention will change that. And isn't it just like them to have run out of Divine just when we need it to intervene the most. Like has happened with life's earlier predecessors, we're fucked.

  84. Hundred Year Starship Project Because of Uturuncu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just answered someone else's post about What Can We Do if Uturuncu super-erupts, and an interesting thought occurred to me.

    Very recently, the US DARPA (the government's defence advanced projects wing) and NASA have announced the Hundred Year Starship project that has a stated goal of sending humans on a one-way pioneering trip to Mars. (The DARPA part of it is what interests me and I think the "Hundred Year" part of the name is a misdirection: They could do it today, if they pulled out all stops.)

    Could this project be the US government's way of saying that they expect an Extinction-Level Event and are trying to get a few of us off-planet before it happens?

  85. Re:So, bottom line: What can we do if it supererup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I remember correctly, the Pleistocene era (the period of the "ice ages") lasted a couple of million years, and may have been preceded or brought on by extremely large volcanic eruptions like the one that we fear will come from Uturunctu. Humankind evolved from rather base forms during that time and survived into the warmer Holocene in which we now live (about 10,000 years or so).

    My questions: Have we been here before? Is this what happened to humankind or perhaps other animals before? Did we or another animal form develop to some high degree and then a catastrophic event knocked us back to primitive status and then we developed again? I know that we haven't found many ancient artifact of civilizations but, then again, if we're talking about time on the scale of millions of years it really doesn't matter what we or they may have made, the remnants of those societies, the people and whatever they made would be decimated by the ravages of time and this planet's proclivities for destruction.

    Am I making any sense here? Does anyone else think about this kind of thing? Is this possible or am I just way off base?

  86. Re:The depressing thing is (as if we needed anothe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We where getting a bit too make money only ish anyway.

  87. Re:Oh hell, intentional ... UStrategy by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    I thought it was a good guess for a BS-conspiracy. I mean SciFic is supposed to be fact based guesses stretched to the breaking point of sensible.

    The WoD is a failure, I got that fact right. Also, the underground iconoclast drug economy and culture may subversively supplant the status quo; much like the USA prohibition rum-runners descendents that became congress-persons, senators, and presidents.

    "Reality is self-induced hallucination."

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  88. Re:Oh hell, intentional ... UStrategy by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    End the WoD to help pay down the national debt, take the underground economy into the public marketplace and tax the drug-C*Os, distributors, and dealers. End the drug-war killings in the USA, Mexico .... Reduce prison over crowding, put more police on the street, reduce the size of many very large federal agencies ....

    This is starting to sound like an ideal POTUS campaign agenda for US.

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