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Ask Slashdot: Companies That Force Employees To Join Social Networks?

First time accepted submitter rubeon writes "Companies can get a lot of mileage out of social networking services from the likes of Google or Facebook. Chat, document collaboration, and video conferencing using services like Google+ Hangouts or Facebook's Skype are seductive additions to an IT arsenal. But a lot of people have privacy concerns about these services, and there's no shortage of horror stories how these sites track and exploit their users' habits. Would you work for a company that forced its employees to join a social network?"

364 comments

  1. Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Create a @ Work account, simple This also means you can easily avoid problems such as this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16338040

    1. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, that. Sign up with a new account and compartmentalize your activities appropriately.

      In other words, make your profile private and add only the co-workers that you have to. Discuss only work-related activities. If a co-worker mouths off about the party last night or tries to message you about stuff unrelated to work, don't respond to them online and walk to their cube with a "don't be a dumbass" warning.

      Most importantly, if the above are not already rules in place, then ask that they be made rules. You can say it's for "security" reasons and they'll eat it right up.

      However, I don't have to worry about any of that because I don't social network in private, I don't work for a company with such asinine policies, and I don't do any hanging out with coworkers after work(other than the occasional post-work happy hour with a 2-drink cutoff).

    2. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sign up with a new account and compartmentalize your activities appropriately.

      Unless a network enforces one account per individual.

    3. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by M0j0_j0j0 · · Score: 1

      Problem solved on 1st comment, please remove topic. asap

    4. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I made a google account for work and only use it from an alternate browser (chrome, fittingly enough), not my main one. But there's no way I'm joining facebook or letting them put pictures of me there. The face recognition thing is too fucking scary.

    5. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Also, I try to use social networking really with three categories of activities in mind:

      1) Self-promotion: This stuff always goes on the social networking media. That';s what the media is there for!

      2) Public thoughts: This is sort of like a mini-blog service. Things can go there if audience-appropriate.

      3) Private activities and thoughts: No way in hell am I putting those on a social networking site!

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    6. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Which network does that and how do they enforce it?

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    7. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good idea, but to nitpick many of these services are now insisting on your real name and details when you sign up. Yes, you can put fake details on, but try explaining it to the boss when your account is deleted for breaking the T&C. I use a fake Facebook account for work purposes, but I'm self employed so I can't get fired if it gets taken down, I just make another. If my employer insisted on me handing over my personal data to a third party I'd simply refuse outside of work bio, email and phone number. Facebook and the like collect a LOT more data than that, including people contacting me on non-work matters - you can tell them not to because it's your work account, but your employer (in the UK at least) isn't allowed to view incoming messages like that, let alone a third party (court orders aside).

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    8. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by moozey · · Score: 1

      Even if they did, it wouldn't be hard to get around. Make a one off email (or use your work email if you have one) and make an account with that. Plenty of people have the same name and I'm sure a networking site like Facebook with such a massive population wouldn't notice (if one account per individual is a rule).

    9. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Facebook requires your real name.
      There is also Eric Holder who wants it to be a felony to violate a web sites terms of service.

    10. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      no network would prevent multiple people with the same name from signing up.

    11. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, because I know multiple people with my exact same name. How does facebook handle this shit? How do they verify?

      Facebook requires some text from you.
      FTFY*

    12. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by formfeed · · Score: 1

      Sign up with a new account and compartmentalize your activities appropriately.

      Unless a network enforces one account per individual.

      What stupid network would do something like that?

      Holy Schmidt!
      Are there still social-network companies out there that don't get the concept of online aliases versus IRL, or role based aliases??

    13. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sign up with a new account and compartmentalize your activities appropriately.

      Unless a network enforces one account per individual.

      Use your work email address to sign up for the work account.

      Use your work address for contact information. It is a business related account after all.

      Don't fill out any personal data fields you don't need to. (Education, Hobbies, Interests, etc)

    14. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do I "compartmentalize" to prevent the facebook company from obtaining my personal info? They're near the top of my list of corps that I wish to keep private from.

    15. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by budgenator · · Score: 2

      No Facebook says they require your real name, even at that a first name and an initial, or an initial and a middle name are still real names.

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    16. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Facebook requires your real name.

      I've never had any problem signing up on Facebook under assumed names (not all of them are "Mr. Coward"). Or with more than one account for my real name (which is common enough so that there are hundreds more). All you need is a different email address. Any personal data you post to your profile, make it up. What, is there anybody who thinks they're under oath, when they fill in those stupid profile questions?

      Don't post the same picture for your accounts. Don't friend work people on your personal account, or vice versa.

    17. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by sjames · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tell them you have dissociative identity disorder and if they won't respect that, all of you will file a class action lawsuit.

    18. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by houstonbofh · · Score: 2

      Also put a lot of stuff in writing. Like if they are forcing you to join with your personal account, get in writing that it is your account, and will still be yours when you leave. That you have friends that may post to your wall that you are not expected to control. That you participate in activities outside of work that may or may not fit with the company image, and you will not be asked to curtail those activities. This may scare them off a bit...

    19. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Ihmhi · · Score: 2

      Yes, that. Sign up with a new account and compartmentalize your activities appropriately.

      Remember when information compartmentalization was the concern of 3 letter agencies and not part of the everyday life of the average citizen?

    20. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's perfectly reasonable and legal to have a name that you use only for work. There's even terms for it in certain professions (pen name, stage name, "dancing" name, etc.) It's accepted practice in any field where you're expected to maintain a public persona. If your work requires you to have an account on a social network, they must also allow you to use an alternate name and provide all the substantiation (email address, bio and such) for that name that's needed to sign up for the account.

    21. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by A.+Bosch · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Exactly. I'm on facebook with a name so fake it's laughable and a comic book face for a photo.

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    22. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      I'd hate to be John Smith then. Because that one John Smith account must be valuable as fuck, since there can be only one!

    23. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Add "Work" as one of your middle names. Problem solved.

    24. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My immediate reaction to the article was dead-set against it.

      Upon reflection, I'd be fine with it. As long as the account wasn't in my name directly, sure. Aliased contact email address for the account with the company would be fine.

      I already do the same thing now with countless support forums and company point of contacts. The fact that this might be public facing directly just puts the job partly under public relations. Pad the resume a bit more...

    25. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

      Remember when information compartmentalization was the concern of 3 letter agencies and not part of the everyday life of the average citizen?

      So was encryption. Of all things, this is the least deserving of complaining about.

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    26. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by lucm · · Score: 1

      I'd hate to be John Smith then. Because that one John Smith account must be valuable as fuck, since there can be only one!

      I think this John Smith thing is an urban legend. I never met a single John Smith. I suspect that this name appears only in the registers of motels where people pay by the hour or on the sign-in sheet in gay saunas. And probably millions of time in the Radio Shack database since they asked a name and a phone number to every dude that ever bought a Y adapter or a cheap clock radio in their stores.

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    27. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by lucm · · Score: 1

      Also, I try to use social networking really with three categories of activities in mind:

      1) Self-promotion: This stuff always goes on the social networking media. That';s what the media is there for!

      2) Public thoughts: This is sort of like a mini-blog service. Things can go there if audience-appropriate.

      3) Private activities and thoughts: No way in hell am I putting those on a social networking site!

      I guess this post falls under category #2?

      Because yes, here is a dark little secret: Slashdot is a social network... Can't wait for Zynga to release their new game: ServerFarmVille.

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    28. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by BitZtream · · Score: 2

      It still is for most of the free world who isn't a bunch of raving nutters worried about what Google is doing with our data.

      America really isn't that bad of a place, people really aren't afraid of the government looking them up for saying something that the government doesn't like. As much as people like yourself would like to pretend America is 1939 Nazi Germany, it isn't.

      If you're that concerned with compartmentalizing your data, you're either doing something illegal or a raving lunatic. Yes, I understand why we don't operate that way to avoid the slippery slope behind that statement, but the reality of it is we're not on the slippery slope, so if you really ARE worrying about such things you're either doing something illegal, or are so unbalanced that your opinion is also something that should be considered silly.

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    29. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Belial6 · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, I don't. As long as I've been sexually active, I have compartmentalized information. Among other things, the women I sleep with get to know exactly how I like my balls licked. My mother does not.

      I guess some of use are just not as close to our mothers as others.

    30. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course he is doing something illegal. We all are. If you think that you are not, you probably haven't considered your actions very carefully.

    31. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by noh8rz2 · · Score: 1

      you know what, you're right! I've never met a john smith either. Funny, no?

    32. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by noh8rz2 · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is a social network...

      Wrong! social networks don't have a "block advertising" check box on the homepage.

    33. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by tsa · · Score: 2

      I don't think my mother has ever licked my balls, even when I was a baby. But you never know, do you?

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    34. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by tsa · · Score: 1

      Yep, that's what I thought. Besides, works and principles don't often go well together anyway.

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    35. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... If a co-worker mouths off about the party last night ...

      Or ask if the herpes/pregnancy test is positive.

      "You can never re-gain your reputation. You can only ruin theirs". Reese, 'Malcolm in the middle'

    36. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Surt · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just be ware that if you piss off even a single contact, they can turn you in and get your account nuked. So be sure you don't store anything there that you don't have a backup for.

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    37. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Surt · · Score: 2

      Facebook does. But you have to be really well connected. It's a lot more selective than slashdot.

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    38. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I created a work account as I did not want all the distracting games, etc that are on my regular account bothering me at work. Also, several people who knew me from high school friended me on my regular account and I wouldn't trust them with a 40 foot barge pole and I wouldn't want them to know where I work. Never know if one of them are crazy enough to try to infect my work PC with a virus or something."

      "Oh, that can happen?"

      "[lies] Yes, it does, more often than you'd think."

      "Very well then. Please make another account. Could you help me do that too?"

    39. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by zmollusc · · Score: 1

      Heh, good luck with that.

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    40. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by nevillethedevil · · Score: 1

      I think this John Smith thing is an urban legend

      This guy might disagree with you (if he was still alive that is)

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    41. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by bitflippant · · Score: 2

      and tomorrow I will sign up for another new FB account, or switch to any of the three I have currently that I used to use to farm free money to play online poker with. Keeping a single digital copy of anything anywhere that is even remotely important is very short sighted

    42. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Yev000 · · Score: 2

      A bit of advice for you, if you are "Self-Employed" avoid using the word "Employer" to describe people who pay you. They are clients. If you call them Employer, you are not Self-Employed. In UK the above can be used to sue you for tax evasion.

    43. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it does. And I have said the same on Facebook as well.

    44. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by St.Creed · · Score: 2

      If there can be only one, I'd be wearing a steel neckbrace if my name was John Smith :)

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    45. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by siddesu · · Score: 2

      I know three.

    46. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I've encountered plenty, but I rarely remember them the following day. Still, I'm not bitter

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    47. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymus · · Score: 1

      I've never understood that, if someone can explain it to me. Are there actually people who "store" things on their Facebook account? How? Do you upload photos and then delete them locally?

    48. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As much as people like yourself would like to pretend America is 1939 Nazi Germany, it isn't.

      1936 Germany wasn't 1939 Germany either. But nobody did much and three years later, bam, it was.

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    49. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Yup. I think the concept of a handle or callsign is something that came from usenet via CB & maybe ham radio. Kids today don't know what any of those are.

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    50. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hell would you STORE shit on a social network?

    51. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      My wife comes from a long line of Smiths and her brother John Smith the IV, her father John Smith the III, her Grand Father John Smith the II and her great grand father John Smith.

      Her Great Grandfather got his name when they came to the USA. Before that they were the Smythes but that was unamerican so they beat him at Ellis Island until he took an american spelling. He would have been John Smythe VII but the racists running ellis island though it was too snooty and wierdly spelled.

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    52. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by eharvill · · Score: 1

      Nice link. Just wasted 10 minutes watching a good portion of those commercials! :/

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    53. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      They upload a photo, destroying any quality at all it had, and they do stupid crap like deleting the copy off the camera. Quite a few people are complete idiots and store their only copy on FB or Flikr, etc...

      I instead store them on two 1.5tb drives I have here as photo backups. I recently had to upgrade from two 500gig drives as I filled them up with only 9 years worth of digital photos.

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    54. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by shish · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Step 1: Create rules that are easy to work around
      Step 2: Nobody complains, because workarounds are easy
      Step 3: Because everybody accepts the rules, they get turned into laws. You are now a criminal, and anyone who doesn't like you can have you arrested :P

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    55. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enabling Act of 1933 = Patriot Act of 2001

    56. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      I suspect that this name appears only in the registers of motels where people pay by the hour or on the sign-in sheet in gay saunas.

      In these cases I move that this fake name be changed from here on to George W. Bush. This however does not include use at Radio Shack as it could change the nature of the name to mean 'one who is intelligent enough to be a nerd/geek' (and how the word for one who bites the heads off chickens came to mean uber nerd I'll never know) .

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    57. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      I prefer this one

    58. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Bengie · · Score: 1
    59. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Bengie · · Score: 2

      Nearly everything people do on a regular day is illegal or a sue-able offense. We're only so lucky that going after the average person would be too costly.

    60. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by lucm · · Score: 2

      I know three.

      Is that so? And what are their names?
      (oh... never mind)

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    61. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That you have friends that may post to your wall that you are not expected to control. That you participate in activities outside of work that may or may not fit with the company image, and you will not be asked to curtail those activities. This may scare them off a bit..."

      This is hilarious, because you have already signed something(in the US) saying you wont do any of the above to hurt the company when you became employed.

    62. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Surt · · Score: 1

      Yep. Lots of people consider their facebook accounts their long term storage.

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    63. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I fail to see the problem here. If an account that you didn't want, and only opened because your dumb employer required it, gets nuked, oh well. What are they going to do, fire you for your Facebook account being banned? And they can't ask you to open another one either, because then you'd have to lie, and they wouldn't want to do something potentially illegal.

      And what kind of moron stores stuff on their Facebook account without a backup anyway?

    64. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Exactly. No one here really knows how far down that slippery slope we're on. I'm quite sure we're on that slope, it's just a question of how steep and long it is, and usually it seems that information is only really visible to people after-the-fact. We might be so far away from 1939 Germany that we'll have a few elections, elect some decent people, and we'll avoid that trap altogether, or those elections could go very badly and before we know it, we're living a nightmare.

    65. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Well one thing I haven't seen anyone mention yet is that you don't need to upload a photo of yourself (I would assume, unless these stupid employers put that in their policy too). Instead, upload a picture of a comic-book character or a cat or whatever. Face recognition isn't going to work too well with that. I guess cow-orkers might tag you in their photos, but who lets their cow-orkers take photos of them anyway?

    66. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. You've posted your public thoughts here, but all anyone knows is that these posts are the thoughts of someone named "lucm". The parent "einhverfr" is worse in that he posts his email address, but most of us don't. There's probably nothing here tying you to your real identity (name, address, birthdate, SSN, etc).

    67. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Surt · · Score: 1

      The GP was claiming he was already using a pseudonym as his 'real' FB account, as opposed to an account he didn't want. Given how many people foolishly trust their content to facebook, it seemed worth a warning.

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    68. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      "That you have friends that may post to your wall that you are not expected to control. That you participate in activities outside of work that may or may not fit with the company image, and you will not be asked to curtail those activities. This may scare them off a bit..."

      This is hilarious, because you have already signed something(in the US) saying you wont do any of the above to hurt the company when you became employed.

      Exactly, and they are asking you to do something that may cause hurt to the company. This is just saying that if hurt occurs because of something the company asked me to do, I am not responsible.

    69. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and if the company gets into a legal situation that means your personal data gets subpoenaed, the company will financially compensate you (at a pre-agreed, high dollar minimum), and pay any subsequent legal costs, including injunctions to protect your privacy, etc

    70. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      "If my employer..." was a hypothetical, but thanks for the tip!

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    71. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Create a @ Work account, simple

      This also means you can easily avoid problems such as this:

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16338040

      Yes. This is the easy answer.
      The only other condition of this: I will (and no one should complain) if I don't use my real name but a pseudonym instead. They only "own" me for 8 hours a day and I have a reputation to protect that is built on the remaining 16 hours.

    72. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by ZaskarX · · Score: 1

      Or don't compartmentalize. When the boss finds photos of your home S&M dungeon he will likely ask you to no longer participate in company-related social media activities. Problem solved.

    73. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      problem is, once you have to give that 'dumbass' warning, it's too late. I don't think employers have the right to demand this. operating an account in the company's name is one thing, but operating it for the sake of the employer under my own is VERY different.

    74. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there were any sort of enforcement, then Lynn Ninetyninepercent Sharrock probably wouldn't exist as a username out there. Or Rodney TheBmxfreestyler Bollar. Or Smoov NuBreed Inthekingdom Mason.

    75. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by antdude · · Score: 1

      Wow, they don't even check on the complaint/abuse report?

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    76. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Surt · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm sure they have a process, but it is the demonstrated end of that process that they nuke the account if you've violated the real names policy.

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    77. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by antdude · · Score: 1

      Yea, I aware of the real name policy since I was a victim. I was referring to other complaint types.

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    78. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by st0nes · · Score: 1

      I tried that using a real looking name, they just removed my account the next day, Facebook are run by scumbags so I didn't bother re-registering. I'd rather have my privacy thank you.

      My dog has had a facebook account for ages and, yes, he lied about his age.

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    79. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Ihmhi · · Score: 2

      Of course he is doing something illegal. We all are. If you think that you are not, you probably haven't considered your actions very carefully.

      Like hell I am! I follow every law to the letter, even the ones that contradict each other! I learned how to do that in Sunday School.

    80. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      not like anyone can force you to be on it after hours (or can they by now? i lost track of big bro a while ago since nothing is done about it)

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    81. Re:Why not, it's just another work tool by Surt · · Score: 1

      Ah, I was answering a poster whose discussion was specifically about an account with a phony name.

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  2. Roll Your Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your company is going to require its employees to join a social network for collaboration purposes, grab the Diaspora source and host your own internally.

    1. Re:Roll Your Own by icebike · · Score: 1

      grab the Diaspora source and host your own internally.

      Grab your coat, and exit the building.

      There are tons of collaboration packages, and even Google Docs, without the need to join a social network.

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    2. Re:Roll Your Own by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There are tons of collaboration packages, and even Google Docs, without the need to join a social network.

      ... for now ...

      Why any company would trust sensitive internal information to Google is beyond me.

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    3. Re:Roll Your Own by daremonai · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why any company would trust sensitive internal information to Google is beyond me.

      Why not? They already have it, anyway - I just did a search and found it.

      No joke - one place I worked, the best way to find out what was really going on was stick some key executives' names in Google and see what turned up. (No, no criminal records, amazingly enough.)

    4. Re:Roll Your Own by William+Robinson · · Score: 1

      Grab your coat, and exit the building.

      Absolutely. I have asked my employer to "f**k off", when they asked me to put my personal mobile number on business card. I am not on Facebook and if my prospective employer is going to judge me based on that and not by my coding skills, I better not work for him/her.

    5. Re:Roll Your Own by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      Since I only ever used the business cards for self-promotion (you're not giving them out to people that will call with actual problems unless forced, and then make sure you give *their* number a different ring tone so you can block them) I never had a problem with putting my own numbers on them. My company did, but I never did :)

      Someone asked me once why I didn't answer the phone in the weekend. I told him that since it was a private phone, I could turn it off any time I liked, so if he wanted to reach me on that number he'd best stay within normal work-hours. Never got another phone call after hours from that guy.

      Fun fact: business cards from one of the best known companies in the world open a lot of doors in China (and likely, other countries as well).

      In the vein of Dilbert: learn to use corporate resources to your advantage, not your detriment :)

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    6. Re:Roll Your Own by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'm starting to think I'd really like to work for one of these employers that requires its employees to join a social network, albeit briefly. I'll start posting confidential information to the service, publicly, using it to communicate that confidential information to my cow-orkers. If they complain, I'll just say "hey, you wanted us to use this social networking service for our communications, so obviously you trust it to be secure".

      This would probably be an easy wrongful termination lawsuit for people in some states.

  3. Is this really a problem? by icebike · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Other than Facebook itself, and Google, has anyone actually been asked to join a Social Network by their employer?

    (No, Gmail does not count).

    I've heard of people being asked to follow twitter, but that's hardly a social network, and its far from bidirectional.

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    1. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My employer uses Google Hangouts for video conferencing, a part of Google+.

    2. Re:Is this really a problem? by icebike · · Score: 4, Informative

      Even Google Execs don't use google +

      http://mashable.com/2011/10/04/google-needs-to-use-google-plus/

      One has to wonder just how serious your employer is about this.

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    3. Re:Is this really a problem? by kiwimate · · Score: 1

      Agreed...this question.

      The submission starts off with the vague "Companies can..." and then makes a couple of similarly tenuous suppositions-masquerading-as-fact. No linked article linked about how this is a growing trend, or even a blog post from someone rampaging that their employer has just instituted this.

      Slow news day, I guess?

    4. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes. Part of the interview process at my last job (internet marketing startup) was to check prospects' scores on online tools that measured "engagement" in blogging, Twitter, Facebook, foursquare, Google+, YouTube, etc. The company would also send out emails "requesting" that employees post/Tweet/Like events, books, blog posts, awards, or webinars related to the company, made by friends of/investors in the company, and so on. If you didn't have social media "juice," they weren't interested.

      Even for tech support positions they weighed social media marketing knowledge alongside tech knowledge, because you had to defend (or upsell) the product on support calls. It's to the point now where they changed the job title of the phone support position to "Entry-level *ub*potter," presumably because they weren't getting people with marketing knowledge.

      They'd ask us to mob people they wanted as guests on their weekly marketing show. I don't know what they expect when they do that; it struck me as annoying.

      They're also extremely aggressive about responding to negative or skeptical posts and comments, to the point where they'll join MetaFilter to post a sales-pitch response to a question.

    5. Re:Is this really a problem? by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      Yes. But since it's one based on a product that we sell (not a public facing one), I have no issue with it.

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    6. Re:Is this really a problem? by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      Depends what you define as a social network I suppose, and in general the question applies to any online service. Do you want to count skype as a social network?

      And I suppose the same applies to any online service you need to sign up for as part of your employment. You use your employee information as the basis for it, and you make sure your employer clearly understands they are the ones liable since this is part of your work duties and anything that happens to you, your account, or anything done on the account is their responsibility, excluding the regular limits of what is expressly your responsibility.

    7. Re:Is this really a problem? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Other than Facebook itself, and Google, has anyone actually been asked to join a Social Network by their employer?

      My employer - a university department - decided it needed to have a social networking presence. Since I'm the main web guy, that basically amounted to "we want you to join Facebook and Twitter".

      We use it these tools to disseminate news about our department and to try to keep more frequent contact with our alumni. But that's as far as it goes - as far as I know, they couldn't care less about my personal activities on there (and my personal Facebook profile is actually separate from I use for work; but don't tell Facebook that! And I don't use Twitter personally). I've made it a point to not "friend" my boss nor most of the faculty who've asked. My (infrequent) personal posts are all set to "friends only"; and I do my bet not to say anything that could come back to bite me.

      Of course it helps that I'm a really boring person.

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    8. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My company doesn't have a policy like this, but my dad (who's a plumbing inspector) was asked to create a facebook account for work. Not for the company, for himself. I still can't figure out why they think this is important other than hoping to keep a better eye on their employees outside of work.

      Without knowing him it's hard to express how ridiculous this was. A year later he still hasn't figured out how to set a profile picture. He just obviously doesn't care to and only even logs into the thing once a month or so.

      I know it's just one random example, but I wouldn't be surprised if this is some larger, stupid trend.

    9. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Book-larning senior managers are doing this. At my company and at the company of a friend of mine.

      The directors and vp's started by sending invitations to my LinkedIn account. I don't want these them to be part of my network; that's what I use if I need to escape from a sinking ship, and I can't do that as effectively if they're are spying on me. And believe me, I have friends in HR - part of their assigned duties are to spy on all of us using these sites.

      At a recent self-congratulatory retreat meeting, they hired some flack to tell us how to recruit better. And the suggestions included maximizing the company's presence by use of our personal Facebook, Google+ or whatever's the flavor of the month social network.

      It's happening. It'll spread. Kiss more of your personal life goodbye if you want to remain employed.

    10. Re:Is this really a problem? by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      It's one-way push of messages with uncontrolled distribution. That's a "social network" like a newspaper is a "social network" which a case could be made, as "missed connections" is a section in the classifieds of a number of newspapers. Twitter is about as much "social network" as the "missed connections" section of Cragislist is.

    11. Re:Is this really a problem? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I'm essentially "required" to have a Skype connection, as a number of vendors and such use Skype to provide support, and it's a requirement of my job that I deal with them.

    12. Re:Is this really a problem? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Considering the shit state of free video conferencing (tinychat and its ilk) Google Hangouts are far superior.

      Also, we talk in so much profession-related jargon that Google couldn't possibly eavesdrop and have half a clue about what we're saying.

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    13. Re:Is this really a problem? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      This is really just a media question, about psuedo celebrities, journalists, maybe sales, et al. For by far the majority of nerds and geeks a non-issue.

      So something that needs to be sorted out contractually between the identity, their agent, lawyers and the company to whom that public identity (often just a created faÃade which has very little to do with who the person really is) was contracted.

      Such it is much like a person creating an anime character, and the person, the company and what ever public relations services are used to created an identity for that character to promote what ever content and advertising that is produced in that characters identity.

      So in the modern internet age who owns that 'anime' character, that marketing illusion, the person in whose name it was created, their agent, the company that contracted them, the public relations firms that worked to bring them to life (well zomboid existence, who is the zomboid those that follow it or the object they follow).

      Well, as it all revolves around bullshit, let the bullshit lawyers, deal with the bullshit contracts, deal with the bullshit public relations agencies. When it comes to bullshit, there are no solutions except maybe dung bettles http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dung_beetle ;D. Don't know how that helps people who live in the world of PR=B$ (lies for profit) but then again I don't think anything ever really will.

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    14. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My employer wanted a social network presence, and asked us all to friend them or join. But it was not required.

    15. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. I would fail this hard. Very hard.

      I don't admit to anyone except people who I email that I have a gmail account. Yes, there are people who know my account name. but they are few and far between. 'Work' doesn't know it.

      I don't use twitter.

      I rarely use youtube, and don't use it in the same browser as my gmail account.

      I don't have an account with g+ .. probably because my gmail account name is fake, and obviously so, but it's my internet handle and what I have been known by for years.. and no I am not going to throw my known handle away for my 'real' name.
      Aside from other problems, some people I regularly email would wonder who the hell I am.

      There has been quite a bit of pressure at work to join Yammer .. and to do so using the company email address. WTF?

      Lots of people at work use G+ .. but then, it's kind of hard to suck someone in if they don't sign up and they don't know your gmail account name.

      The 'company' does do this. Social pressure does this. No managers, just lots of other employees.

      Work is starting to get into Web 2,0 and social networking.. but it's like watching a turtle race across the sand.. you know it's going to be fast when it gets to the water.. but right now it's just an amphibian getting hotter and low on water desperate to make it to the Cool (tm).

      More towards an embarrassing side. We used to be highly aligned with another company, and now we are disengaging.. which will take years. It's quite.. sad.. hard.. embarrassing.. to see those other employees on social networks.. given the bad blood brewing in the split. The nasty side of social networks they don't tell you about. Much like how you don't dip your pen into the company ink well...

      I certainly hope that in the future when I go for a job interview and they say 'we need your facebook account name and URL - it's ok - just friend us!' at least I will have a heads up as to which positions not to respond to.

    16. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google does not force you to be on the corporate Google+. I closed my corporate G+ account and told them the reason: Vic Gundotra's moronic Real Names policy. Haven't had any problem. I'm also one of the few who refuses to use Chrome. They don't care as long as I get my job done, and I do.

    17. Re:Is this really a problem? by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      They are Google; I think they can look up the terms you're using.

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    18. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's a terrible argument. you're assuming that the set of all google
      employees is contained in the set of people would like google+.

      i work for a company that sells an enterprise product. they're smart
      enough to not require that i have a enterprise data center at the house.

    19. Re:Is this really a problem? by Bieeanda · · Score: 1

      Slash and burn astroturf? That's a new one on me. I mean, people aren't stupid: if they figure out that someone they respected is shilling to them, they're likely to disengage-- and messily. Rebuilding that credibility won't be fast or easy, and if they're checking prospects 'engagement' rates then they're probably keeping tabs on employees' rates over time, too...

    20. Re:Is this really a problem? by swillden · · Score: 1

      Even Google Execs don't use google +

      http://mashable.com/2011/10/04/google-needs-to-use-google-plus/

      One has to wonder just how serious your employer is about this.

      Google execs may not be using the public version of Google+, but keep in mind that there's a completely separate, internal Google+. All @google.com e-mail addresses who join Google+ get this one. Google employees who want to use the public Google+ have to use a different, non-work e-mail address (there may be a way to get an exception to allow an @google.com account to post to the public site, I don't know).

      The internal Google+ is used heavily by some groups, less so by others. Mine uses it lightly, as a social network, not as a communication tool for work-related stuff.

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    21. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you have any sense of ethics you would not use Google+ until the Vic Gundotra shithead publicly apologizes to people like Skud and GrrlScientist for the Real Names fiasco. But again, you are an asshole who finds pleasure in killing innocent animals. It's because of assholes like you that I despise working at Google so much. That and the constant arrogance I see everywhere, with engineers assuming that everyone else in the industry is 5 years behind and a bunch of morons.

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    22. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My former boss strongly suggested that I join Chatter when it was rolled out company wide last fall (Sept or Oct, 2011). I thought it was lame and joined to keep the peace. But I was wrong--it was worse than lame. Nothing of importance was posted there or helped me be more efficient or do my job any better than before. All it did was suck up time while I checked for anything that would... help me be more efficient or do my job better.

    23. Re:Is this really a problem? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Yea, I seriously doubt Google has anyone that smart.

      Otherwise they'd have jumped in to my industry long ago and dominated the world.

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  4. "Facebook's Skype?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when does Facebook own Skype?

    1. Re:"Facebook's Skype?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wake up

    2. Re:"Facebook's Skype?" by zill · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think you're the one who's asleep. Skype is owned by Microsoft.

    3. Re:"Facebook's Skype?" by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 4, Informative

      Facebook uses skype for Video chatting. So you have your regular skype and Facebook's skype.

    4. Re:"Facebook's Skype?" by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      He never claimed otherwise, he just said Facebook uses Skype for video chatting (which may or may not be true, I don't know as I don't use Facebook's video chatting, and almost never even log into my account there).

      My Lenovo laptop computer uses a hard drive from Western Digital or Seagate or Hitachi, but it doesn't own any of those companies either.

  5. It's a paying job. by Sarten-X · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If I were looking for work, I'd take the job, and just add the bare minimum of details to the site. Get a bit of political clout with the supervisors, then conveniently forget to log in for a week, or a month, or "oh dear, I forgot my password, and I don't know what email account I used to sign up".

    Having been unemployed recently, I'd much prefer a paycheck to a bit of already-compromised privacy.

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    1. Re:It's a paying job. by JamesP · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Obviously

      You choose the amount of information you put there.

      Unless you are as paranoid as RMS, just sign up using your company email (or a throwaway one) and put the absolutely minimum amount of info.

      I'd much prefer a paycheck to a bit of already-compromised privacy.

      This

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    2. Re:It's a paying job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or just keep it to the absolute bare-bones minimum - work stuff only. Conveniently not using the service(s) would undo any mileage gained early on. It seems the job role requires one to use these sites daily to "interact" with colleagues. Hmm, all over the globe they are? How far is the employer forcing the employee - have you got to put up a standard "pro" image of yourself, or will an old grainy one, or an "artified" one be Ok. Are such preconditions for employment enforceable in your country / state?

    3. Re:It's a paying job. by El_Oscuro · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't have any facebook. If an employer required me to get one, it would have company email and nothing personal at all. And time spent on it would be fully billable.

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    4. Re:It's a paying job. by jordanjay29 · · Score: 2

      This. The only time I would check the company social network would be on company time. My personal social networking accounts would be accessed from my phone or not at all during work hours.

    5. Re:It's a paying job. by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Obviously

      You choose the amount of information you put there.

      Unless you are as paranoid as RMS, just sign up using your company email (or a throwaway one) and put the absolutely minimum amount of info.

      Actually, I'd ask the company to setup a special email for your social networking accounts; you could do that by adding a special ending, company wide, to the address schema you use to make those instantly recognizable to the staff. That way, you can easily segregate real work emails from social network inspired ones, and setup special rules for sorting incoming, etc to make it manageable. While you can create rules on a regular account as well, knowing it was a social networked source email could come in handy. the real plus is, should the email get compromised you can easily nuke it without impacting your real work; plus coworkers would know any email from it was not really sent by you. In addition, they could avoid using your real name as well to add a level of privacy and make it easy to transfer the entire account to another person if needed.

      Every IT org I've worked with had no issue with creating special email accounts; especially since they already do that for things like support@, sales@, etc.

      Given the ubiquity of VOIP and it's relatively low cost it's even easier to setup special phone numbers as well; unlike in the old PBX days.

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    6. Re:It's a paying job. by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Sure

      I'm not sure how is this implementable, but I can think of two ways

      1 - Manually (or maybe automatically) create for each john.smith@company.com a john.smith.fb@company.com

      2 - Make a couple of subdomains work for email (something like john.smith@company.com for 'real email' and john.smith@social.company.com or something similar)

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    7. Re:It's a paying job. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I don't use any of them. Security implications aside, my philosophical, sociological and political reasons for avoiding them are subtle and complex; therefore it's rather difficult to explain in a simple and concise manner.

      However, some people need a tl;dr version, so here's the first draft: "They're shite and I can't be arsed".

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    8. Re:It's a paying job. by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      So, what kind of look would your supervisor give you when you ask for the "Facebook Account Maintenance" charge code?

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  6. IBM Connections by Kittenman · · Score: 1

    Just introduced here - no-one seems to be 'forcing' us rank-and-file to use it though. I imagine it will disappear in a year or two, as soon as the people who's bright idea it was to introduce it get another bright idea...

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  7. easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure Ill join. Let me create an account real quick tied to my work email.

  8. Why not? by jmitchel!jmitchel.co · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why would I have any problem working for a company that forced me to join a social network? I wouldn't join with the same profile that I used personally. I would keep my business activities with the site strictly segregated from my personal persona (if any). But if the cost of losing your privacy as an employee to a google or a Facebook accrues almost entirely to your employer, not to you.

    1. Re:Why not? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why would I have any problem working for a company that forced me to join a social network?

      You might not, but some people have privacy hang-ups about them.

      Especially since this sounds like a prospective employer, I'd tell the submitter to get a grip. Don't go work for a company that has fundamentally different morals or ethics than you do - that's going to end in disaster.

      I wouldn't join with the same profile that I used personally.

      The seems to be a current trend, but employers are going to have to get a grip too, Their employees use drugs, have sex, and shoot guns on the weekend (ideally not all at the same time). To pretend otherwise is fantasy and the stock of employees who will pretend that way is going to dry up over time.

      Associate with people who like you for who you are and not who you pretend to be and your life will become more pleasant.

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    2. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More to the point, why isn't there an enterprise version of G+/FB that a company can keep isolated on their own network?

    3. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't join with the same profile that I used personally.

      If Google has its way, that won't be an option anymore.

    4. Re:Why not? by EdIII · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More to the point, why isn't there an enterprise version of G+/FB that a company can keep isolated on their own network?

      Why does a company need social networking in the first place for employees?

      I can understand trying to follow the crowd and have a "Web 2.0" presence with all the bells and whistles like Facebook, Twitter, FourSquare, whatever. That's marketing and their never ending quest for the Douche Master Throne. I dislike advertising obviously.

      What benefits are there to having the employees participate in a social network? What work activities are appropriate to be public? Is this just another new SEO trick? Are there organizational benefits?

      I just don't get it. If you need communication tools, that is not social networking specific. Social networking can have them, but then again, so do many other platforms. Skype can be used to communicate. I have that for business since it makes it easier to communicate with people and is far more flexible then txt messaging (which I refuse to use). You can go for the most expensive communication and collaboration platforms out there like MS Sharepoint that comes to mind. I'm sure IBM probably has something as ridiculously expensive and proprietary too. Google can be used for the same thing.

      The question posed does not make sense, either by you or the article submitter, because I fail to see any business value in social networking beyond marketing.

    5. Re:Why not? by jmitchel!jmitchel.co · · Score: 1

      j(.*)mitchel(.*) is a common name, located in a large city.

    6. Re:Why not? by jmitchel!jmitchel.co · · Score: 2

      True. And also true that I don't do or say anything much that would be substantially offensive. But keeping my private life apart from my work life is something that I do value. And even if I didn't value it, the problem isn't nearly so much the employer as the employer's customers. I've quite deliberately not friended even my friends at work, because that's a social network that could easily expand to a lot of people in front of whom I have an obligation to behave with a modicum of professionalism.

    7. Re:Why not? by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Floyd Dupensauger is not.

    8. Re:Why not? by JustShootMe · · Score: 2

      Lots of reasons. A company may run its own external facing social networking site and ask its employees to participate in order to make sure that their customers are interacting and getting good advice/support. A company may run its own *internal* social networking site for collaboration.

      I think when one says "social networking site" you immediately think "Facebook". The world of social networking is much larger than Facebook. That is only one, very large, aspect of it.

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    9. Re:Why not? by frinsore · · Score: 2

      The article submitter doesn't provide any details but there is at least one legitimate business reason for requiring a social network account beyond marketing: Developing applications that interact with those social platforms. If I want to develop an app that communicates with Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Steam, etc. I generally need an account on that service to have access to APIs, documentation, testing tools, and sundry. This makes sense as these companies have been built around the concept of managing user accounts and providing features and content based upon that account. If you sign in with your blessed account and the service knows that you have access to AppID 1337 with test settings of Foo and Bar. If you sign in with an account that hasn't been blessed by the app managers then you don't get access to the unreleased AppID 1337.

    10. Re:Why not? by DogDude · · Score: 2

      It doesn't make any sense that companies would have employees post to a social network about work-related stuff. There's a whole industry, and in most large companies, entire departments, that deal with communications between the company and the public. (Public Relations or something similar). Why would companies, who in the past, have carefully constructed methods and procedures for communicating with the public throw all of that out the window because of a fad? It seems short sighted and really stupid.

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    11. Re:Why not? by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Still does not make sense in the context of a requirement.

      Customer service is a department all of its own in most medium companies. If they are integrating with Facebook or Google they will be using accounts specific to that goal. Requiring an employee to create an account makes no sense. In a customer service setting you would not want to mix any personal aspects of that employee with the company. More likely the company creates the accounts and instructs the employee how to log in and use it to perform customer service related tasks.

      Social networking is not collaboration specifically. In fact, collaboration is not really the primary goal at all of Social Networking platforms. Social networking is comprised of Social Networks. That is specifically about relationships and the exchange of ideas, interests, activities, etc.

      Collaboration tools like MS Sharepoint are not something I would consider to be an internal Social Networking platform, and I don't believe they are marketed as such.

    12. Re:Why not? by EdIII · · Score: 1

      That is not so much of a requirement then. Additionally, in development you would not want anything personal about the employee to be associated with the company or project.

      The company itself is not requiring the developer to create a social networking account. All the company says is that you are working on developing an application for Facebook. It would actually make sense in that context to require that the developer not use his personal account, but to create another one instead for development only. Seems to be self evident to me for development.

      I am looking at reasons why the company requires an employee to create an account. Both customer service and development related tasks don't require employees to create accounts. That is something that the IT department should be creating and there should be policies on exactly how the accounts are used in accordance with any code of conduct policies that a company might have.

    13. Re:Why not? by IdolizingStewie · · Score: 2

      More to the point, why isn't there an enterprise version of G+/FB that a company can keep isolated on their own network?

      AC, meet Yammer. Yammer, this is AC

    14. Re:Why not? by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      I am not sure you understand what "social business" really is, based on this post. Or what those that are advocating social business are trying to accomplish. I agree that MS Sharepoint is not an internal social networking platform - but they're not the type of platforms I'm talking about anyway.

      Social business is *all* about collaboration, using social networks. And as I said, Facebook may be the largest one, but it is not the only one.

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    15. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There are enterprise social networks out there.

        http://www.yammer.com
        http://www.salesforce.com/chatter

      My company has set up yammer for it's employees, but it isn't mandatory. I haven't seen a drop in inter-office spam since it's introduction, so I guess I'm not the only one who never signed up for it.

      On my last project, we used a combination of skype chat and google hangouts to co-ordinate across cities. It really comes down to using whatever the best productivity tools are available at any given point in time. I now have a few co-workers in my g+ circles, as well as a few employees from the client's side, but we all got along well when working together, and using circles allows me to segregate my posts if I really need to.

      And, for what it's worth, I recently had a former co-worker recommend me for a new job, and the prospective employer contacted me through my g+ profile, so I think there's some value to be had in staying socially connected to people you work (or have worked) with as long as you do so in an intelligent manner.

    16. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would keep my business activities with the site strictly segregated from my personal persona (if any).

      That's the problem, you can't separate the two. You don't own / control the data. If there's a linkage of some sort between the two, you cannot break that linkage. You are not the customer, you are the product, and you can be damned sure the company can and will do everything it can to maximize profits from its product.

      There is a lot of value from businesses being more social and better utilizing their internal knowledge. But just like any other trend, that value gets lost when it becomes mandated without a strategy / any real thought behind it. If the employer is serious about it, do it and make it useful. If not, check the box as a part of your continued employment, and if it bothers you that much, look for another job.

    17. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC responding to an AC ... there are several enterprise social software packages that can be kept isolated on their network: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enterprise_social_software

      However, the value for a business comes from integrating with existing social networks with 800 million+ sized userbase already, which I believe is what the submitter was focusing on.

    18. Re:Why not? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Collaborative works, group communication, and other reasons. Wouldn't it be nice for the CEO to send a tweet or make a post and know that every employee got it, and only employees? Yes, he could use the "all employees" email list, but that's not the same. If it were, we'd be living in a listserve world, not a twit world.

    19. Re:Why not? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It gives the HR people another excuse to play with Facebook and farmville (or whatever game they are playing now) instead of doing real work or making it clear if they don't have enough real work to keep them busy.

    20. Re:Why not? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      Hey now, as much as I hate HR, I frequently see engineers playing WoW on company time. You know the ones - Hot Wheels T-shirts, Renaissance-fair rejects, educated manchildren.

      I'm no tattle-tale, but it frosts me to no end when all of the drawings and procedures with their names on them are out of date and I need their help, only to have them get back to me days or even weeks later because they were "too busy."

      At least HR pretends to shuffle stacks of papers every so often.

    21. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (ideally not all at the same time)

      What planet are you on? Don't dare suggest sex and drugs must be performed separately.

    22. Re:Why not? by Yev000 · · Score: 1

      Your employer generally doesn't care about what you do in private unless you bring it to work with you.

      I don't think they need to get a grip at all. As long as society at large condemns excess of sex, drugs or guns and finds events including those news worthy any boss worth their salt is going to want to distance themselves from people who practice those. Because at the end of the day, if the company ends up being in the news for one of their employees putting up pictures of their weekend sex orgy on the company Facebook account, its the companies reputation, not just the individuals that ends up getting trashed.

      If you don't sack the individual pretty quick you might lose reputation and business, and have to sack other people etc...

      Its not Employers that need to get a grip, its everyone else, who watches the news.

    23. Re:Why not? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I thought I had the perfect comeback and then realised I was about to type it up in working hours. I'm still at work but alone so not setting a bad example.
      Perhaps I've just been exposed to a LOT of very low quality HR folk and have the misfortune of finding out what they are doing from the traffic logs. One guy at a former quite bandwidth starved site downloaded pron diligently from 9 to 5 and burned it to DVDs with a one hour break for lunch for about three weeks while many staff he could have helped were burning out from overwork (and franticly trying to get stuff out to clients by FTP hampered by the loss in bandwidth). These days it's vast amounts of facebook, quite obvious because the stuff forces a refresh every minute that a page is open and the games show up in the logs when they are active as well. I know it's work that comes in cycles and they fill in the gaps with looking at stuff on the net but in some cases they seem incapable of putting in a full quarter of a days work when they need to put in a days work and meanwhile agitate to remove good staff due to some irrelevant shit they've found on them on facebook which they should never have been looking at in the first place.
      I'd say it annoys me as much as those guys that leave you waiting, because they do that to me too and due to monitoring for other purposes I know what they are wasting time on in the meantime (whether I want to or not).

    24. Re:Why not? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      ideally not all at the same time

      Way to suck all the fun out of it :(

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    25. Re:Why not? by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      I've had to sign up to IBM's support web site, to a discussion forum about a database technology that we use, and to the mailing list for a conference that I attended on behalf of the company. I didn't give a moment's thought to privacy concerns about those web sites - if my employer needs me to do something public-facing as part of my work, then I don't have a right to expect privacy, since the term "public-facing" kind of demolishes any expectation of privacy.

      If you want your working life to be entirely behind company walls, then fine, but that restricts the jobs that you can do.. Like not wanting to drive, or not wanting to use a Blackberry.

    26. Re:Why not? by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      Why does a company need social networking in the first place for employees?

      Astroturfing.

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    27. Re:Why not? by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      You cannot keep Yammer isolated on your own network. You can keep it isolated to people within your own *domain*, but that's entirely different. Jive is a solution that can be run either on-prem or hosted.

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    28. Re:Why not? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Why would I have any problem working for a company that forced me to join a social network? I wouldn't join with the same profile that I used personally.

      Which social network's ToS permit your proposed style of use? Certainly not Facebook or Google.

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    29. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question posed does not make sense, either by you or the article submitter, because I fail to see any business value in social networking beyond marketing.

      And marketing is a sufficient reason for companies might want their employees to "like" stuff and "+1" them.

      Why would you think that is not a sufficient reason?

    30. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is, it's called "Google+". (The Apps version has options to restrict access to those within the domain)

  9. They Can Make You Join... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe they can make it a condition of your job to join, but can they really make you use it? Just telling them that you don't post much because you're not that kind of guy or gal would be a hard argument for them to refute.

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    1. Re:They Can Make You Join... by Bradmont · · Score: 1

      Seriously. And just install ghostery to avoid the tracking cookies. Or use a separate browser for company mandated social networking.

    2. Re:They Can Make You Join... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Why would any company require this? There are already companies trying to get workers to stop using Facebook all day long.

    3. Re:They Can Make You Join... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had managers who would indeed insist on a given number of posts daily, regardless of the quality, all in the name of "productivity."

    4. Re:They Can Make You Join... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      I'm dealing with this bullshit in broadcasting. I gave up Facebook et.al. due to massive privacy concerns and discussions as to who really owned my data. I've been told time and again "just get over it." So, I've made it a policy not to help those people when their technology breaks.

      lol Captcha = "cancels"

    5. Re:They Can Make You Join... by jordanjay29 · · Score: 1

      PR department? Marketing? I can think of a number of companies that would WANT their workers to be social network celebrities.

      That, or it's a delusional way to promote worker camaraderie and invade employee's privacy.

    6. Re:They Can Make You Join... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You can want someone to be a celebrity but there's no way to make that happen anymore than requiring your employers to win the lottery.

    7. Re:They Can Make You Join... by ooloogi · · Score: 2

      Surely there's a way of just scripting that. "The clock just turned 10am" etc...

    8. Re:They Can Make You Join... by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Maybe they can make it a condition of your job to join, but can they really make you use it?

      "We feel you're not really 'fitting in' with the corporate culture, so we're unfortunately going to have to let you go. Security will escort you out."

    9. Re:They Can Make You Join... by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      Can they really make you do your job? If they define your job to include "Posting shit on Facebook" and you don't do it, then you're not living up to your duties.

      I don't imagine it's actually a problem for most people, but there are jobs out there that require interacting with the public. If the company spokesperson doesn't like being a public figure, well, they need to find a new line of work.

    10. Re:They Can Make You Join... by hiryuu · · Score: 1

      Just telling them that you don't post much because you're not that kind of guy or gal would be a hard argument for them to refute.

      To which I'll point out the argument over how many pieces of flair one should wear - the minimum, which gets you chewed out, or more than the minimum, which brands you a "team player?" In such cases as the job requires it, I can certainly see a mandated minimum level of activity, used as a metric in reviews. Blargh.

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  10. This is really a problem? by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are so many things an employee can screw up online, I though most of the corporate and government employers would prefer you not be on a social network.

    As for the question - who cares? Business accounts are business accounts. You can blog and facebook and plus all you want for the company with a company account. Just to let your business and personal life (accounts) mix. What's so hard about that?

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  11. Sure I would by enjar · · Score: 1

    You just create a "work account". The same way I have a company email account, phone extension, business card. I've carried a pager or been "on call" for certain work-related things in the past.

    There are likely other better things to make a big deal out of.

    1. Re:Sure I would by perlchild · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, except depending on facebook's "loose" vs "strict" interpretations of their own terms of service, you're violating their EULA by creating that second account.

      Of course it's bullshit, just like it was bullshit for google+ to be tied to a real id, and that a social network was an identity service.
      It got dropped from the media whcih means:
      1) The law still isn't clear on it, and won't be for years
      2) They never recanted it, so whenever a story gets loud enough to make the front line news, they can use it to either create a smokescreen or attack our privacy even further with it
      3) Any pointy-haired politician that wants to win points with actors/actresses wanting to shut down an unofficial page that's more popular than the official one will be vulnerable to the right kind of pressure.

      When it drops off the front page, without a formal, written apology, geeks lose.

    2. Re:Sure I would by enjar · · Score: 2

      In this life there are two kinds of problems: My problems and Somebody Else's Problems. If a company is going to make me join Google, I'll do it on their email account, keep it professional, and keep it all work-related. If Google wants to make a stink and my company wants to make a stink, then it sounds like they need to figure something out.

      The company I work for is very clear about employees posting as official company representatives (for which they use certain accounts only) and posting something as yourself. We actually (gasp) have written social media guidelines and they provide all the account setup if you have to do this as part of your job.

      Companies that aren't doing this and blurring the line between "official company communications channel" and "random employee posting official company news" are setting themselves up for a whole world of hurt, as are people who don't segregate their personal and work lives. The company runs into trouble when an employee generates a following and leaves (voluntarily, involuntarily or the company grows up and has a PR department), and the employee runs into trouble when they leave and can't break the tie to the company.

      It's actually in both of their self-interests to keep these things separate, just as a good coder knows that it's good form not to set up dependencies when they are not strictly needed. They are going to come back to bite you sometime later, as good as the idea may seem now.

    3. Re:Sure I would by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except depending on facebook's "loose" vs "strict" interpretations of their own terms of service, you're violating their EULA by creating that second account.

      And let's face it, you may just be ripping off sites like Facebook when you create a second free account on their site for yourself at the request of your employer. Now I can't say I'm really familiar with Facebook's Terms of Services, so I can't really comment on Facebook itself, but on sites like Twitter and Gmail, a company can get ad-free work accounts for its own employees if it's willing to pay money for those accounts (on Google+, this may not have happened yet, but the last I heard, business accounts were in the works on there too).

      And the only reason there are potential problems with employee accounts for current employers right now is usually because many companies are too cheap to pay for accounts for its employees in the first place. Because when you pay for those accounts, they give you tools to administrate those accounts and they give you tools to place limits on those accounts, and the billing ensures a custody of ownership of those accounts as well, but certainly don't count on those advantages if you're not willing to pay for them.

      When you're requesting your employee to use a free account for work-related stuff, he'll either use his existing personal account for all work-related stuff, or he'll create a second free (personal) account, thereby potentially breaking the Terms of Services of the service he's using. As an employer, either outcome should be highly undesirable, because either way, no matter what you wrote into your contract with that employee, you'd probably risk losing the control of those accounts if the employee ever left you.

      Using a free account when you shouldn't be is just like using shareware that's free for personal use (but not free for work). Such a limitation can be super easy to go around, but then please do not start pretending to play the victim when you find out you've lost some of your property rights as an employer because you were too cheap to properly equip your employees in the first place.

    4. Re:Sure I would by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      They are the worlds worst police at this. I have a friend with at least 4 alter-egos (all with foolish names and celebrity profile pics) that uses them to help him out in facebook gaming. I think there are a couple he doesn't use anymore, but they're all still out there and active.

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    5. Re:Sure I would by Surt · · Score: 1

      Just tell your boss to click the EULA for you. Tell him you don't want to act on behalf of the company and get them into legal hot water. They fall for that one every time. They'll click for you. Possibly after burning some time with legal.

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  12. Its no different from company requiring you to by Technomancer · · Score: 2

    sign up for any other online service like video conferencing etc.
    Create account Company_X_employee_2843753875 and use it for work purposes ONLY. Nobody is forcing you to use it at home, do they?
    When you leave the company you give them the account and password so there is no BS like this http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16338040

  13. Tell them it's against your faith ... by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

    ... even if it means your "lack of faith" in those particular "social networks."

    After all, why can't all us "infidels" and "philistines" demand equal respect for our beliefs? Just because ours are based on the real world (and provable) doesn't mean that they are less deserving of respect than other people's fantasies.

    Or join- and to make it interesting, make the first one a suggestion about how the company really needs a better sexual harrassment policy.

    And make your second post about how you wonder how the company makes a profit when certain managers are taking 4-hour lunches.

    And make your third post ... IF they let the experiment go that far ... about the obvious drug problems.

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    1. Re:Tell them it's against your faith ... by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      And the fourth post will be from management as to their regret in your choice to "seek opportunities elsewhere".

      Being a lying idiot is very obvious and gets you nowhere.

    2. Re:Tell them it's against your faith ... by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      A competent community manager would delete the post and start with some gentle corrective action - maybe a polite note asking you to cut it out. Only after it becomes completely clear that you have no intention of cooperating will it be escalated to your manager. A competent manager would probably be able to figure out the appropriate carrot and stick that would make you toe the line.

      Of course, that's assuming a competently run company, and a competent community manager.

      I saw one hilarious example of this a while ago (though it was not intentional, just someone posting something silly where it could be viewed by the wrong people). It was removed and the poster was asked very nicely to not do that again. All was well.

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    3. Re:Tell them it's against your faith ... by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

      And the fourth post will be from management as to their regret in your choice to "seek opportunities elsewhere".

      Not if you control the account, it won't be. Or are you that silly as to not change the password and email infomation? Would you really be so stupid as to give your former boss or co-worker the tools to impersonate you on-line?

      Any business stupid enough to implement this deserves to go the way of the dodo.

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    4. Re:Tell them it's against your faith ... by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

      A competent community manager would delete the post and start with some gentle corrective action - maybe a polite note asking you to cut it out.

      That assumes that people are so stupid as to use an email address and password controlled by someone else. One day, that "community manager" leaves for a competitor, and the next thing you know, your account is posting all sorts of nonsense - and others accounts are posting lies about you - all through some Chinese proxy.

      Or you leave to work for a competitor - but they continue to post stuff under your account about how crappy you think your new employer is.

      It's not like there's a law requiring them to tell the truth - Fox News won in court based on that same argument - that the 1st Amendment of the Constitution allows them to deliberately lie.

      On February 14, a Florida Appeals court ruled there is absolutely nothing illegal about lying, concealing or distorting information by a major press organization. The court reversed the $425,000 jury verdict in favor of journalist Jane Akre who charged she was pressured by Fox Television management and lawyers to air what she knew and documented to be false information. The ruling basically declares it is technically not against any law, rule, or regulation to deliberately lie or distort the news on a television broadcast.

      The same would apply to a Facebook account that your employer set up for you to use - they would argue (1) it's their account - they set it up, not you, and (2) posts are "broadcasts", and (3) you agreed to the arrangement, and (4) that if you disagreed, there was nothing to prevent you from changing the email address of the account and then changing the password.

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    5. Re:Tell them it's against your faith ... by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      I was more referring to internal communities than public social networking sites.

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  14. I dont understand the problem by pyrocam · · Score: 1

    I dont think that joining a social network means you are required to post personal information or opinions, I have joined alot of the current and past social networks but it doesnt mean I post private stuff to any of them

  15. Separation is the Key by rueger · · Score: 2

    Seems obvious that your employer can require that - why not?

    Just make sure that you maintain a really clear separation between work data that put into this account and your private life and accounts.

    I'd opt for no linkages whatsoever between the two.

    I'd also ask specifically what happens to that account and the associated data if you leave the company. You'll want it to be nukeable when you go.

    1. Re:Separation is the Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'd also ask specifically what happens to that account and the associated data if you leave the company. You'll want it to be nukeable when you go."

      Delete stuff on Facebook? You must be new to these Internets tubes.

    2. Re:Separation is the Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a lot of people suggesting to separate the accounts, but none seem to be aware that it would most likely be useless.

      Sure, people would probably only see one of the profiles (never used social networks so I'm not certain), but isn't it quite likely that it would be possible for the employer (and others) to find your other account if they know your name?

      Additionally, since you are unlikely to be able to keep track of the different cookies (since you most likely login to your private account from work), the social network provider will be able to link your two accounts together even if they do not display that to you or to the public.

    3. Re:Separation is the Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, but if your employer uses Google Apps (as one of mine did), then adding something to your own calendar gets pretty tricky. I ended up using my phone for such things, so in other words created even more separation than I originally wanted/needed.

  16. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You two are really obsessed with each other.. you should really get a room.

    I know what you're thinking: that's stupid.. we're both guys, and I'm not gay.

    You're confused about your sexuality, and you're feelings for each other. You're concerned about your repressed latent homosexuality.

    But this 2012, and most people are ok with other peoples sexual orientation.

    So please, will you two just hook up already? The rest of us are getting tired of this BS.

  17. That question actually is rather leading. by JustShootMe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Disclaimer: I work for Jive Software, one of the leading vendors (if not the leading vendor) of Social Business Software, so take it for what you will. I'm just a hosting engineer though - not a marketer.

    That said, I think this question actually entails two separate issues. The first one is, will having their employees collaborate socially save them time, money, and energy? I've seen many, many examples of companies coming to depend on social software - there are plenty of examples on Jive's site (and it's not just blowing smoke, I've seen firsthand evidence of this and have even talked to some people on the sales floor who swear by it). Some customers I work with have grown so dependent on social software that they cannot tolerate even a minute of downtime. Social business is, in many ways, the wave of the future, and to criticize companies for trying to get on the bandwagon and realize the benefits for themselves is not something I'm prepared to do.

    The other question is: Should the company provide a sandboxed environment for this kind of collaboration, or should they force their employees to use solutions that potentially violate their privacy or have other issues? I'm not going to say that any of the solutions out there such as Facebook have those issues necessarily, but they are obviously very much less sandboxed and do not have the interests of corporate and personal privacy in mind near as much as a vendor whose software can be sandboxed to provide some safety for personal information and company secrets.

    At Jive we eat our own dogwood, and we use a social instance of our own software in the company, and I can't imagine working without it. But if a company were to force me to collaborate on publicly available sites where my grandmother (for example) would also post, I'd seriously wonder what they were smoking.

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    1. Re:That question actually is rather leading. by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Some customers I work with have grown so dependent on social software that they cannot tolerate even a minute of downtime. Social business is, in many ways, the wave of the future, and to criticize companies for trying to get on the bandwagon and realize the benefits for themselves is not something I'm prepared to do.

      I think that corporate dependence on "social software" is kind of like dependence on crack: it's hard to go a minute without it but that's not because it's providing real benefits.

      Yes, in some cases social tools are useful, but in most implementations I've heard about the users become dependent on it because it's their only option, not because it was the best option.

      Another analogy: if the New York Fire Department switched from fire engines to wagons pulled by donkeys because other cities were doing it and donkey stock was through the roof, they'd use the donkeys all the time and dread donkey downtime, but that wouldn't indicate that donkeys were a better choice than engines.

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    2. Re:That question actually is rather leading. by JustShootMe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not sure I understand your point. If they're dependent on it to the point where work stops getting done of the social network is down, and when significant and concrete cost savings can be proven (again, look at the use cases, I'm not going to repeat them here - I'll repeat that I'm not a marketer) it would become very difficult to make the case that the network being used is not at the very least *adequate* for the needs of the company whom is using it.

      Some social networks and social software are better than others (I obviously have my opinions but I don't think I need to spell them out here as to which are which) but when a company is seeing tangible and measurable benefits trying to convince them that their solution is the wrong one is going to be an uphill battle.

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    3. Re:That question actually is rather leading. by geminidomino · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure I understand your point. If they're dependent on it to the point where work stops getting done of the social network is down, and when significant and concrete cost savings can be proven (again, look at the use cases, I'm not going to repeat them here - I'll repeat that I'm not a marketer) it would become very difficult to make the case that the network being used is not at the very least *adequate* for the needs of the company whom is using it.

      Are you sure you're not a marketer, because that sure seems like marketer logic. Cost savings isn't the only metric of effectiveness, and when workflows are designed around a system like this instead of vice-versa (q.v. 'solution looking for a problem') of course using that sort of system will work out the best.

    4. Re:That question actually is rather leading. by JustShootMe · · Score: 2

      I'm pretty sure I'm not a marketer. I would be a bull in a china shop if they let me anywhere near sales and/or marketing. I'd probably make one or two sales out of sheer dumb luck and cause the rest of my accounts to go away. No, I spend my day working cases, upgrading instances, etc., etc. The marketers are very vocal about what they do on our internal social site, so maybe a little of it rubbed off.

      That said, if you have a system, workflows are designed around it, and it's successful, the point still stands - it was successful. Arguing it wasn't is still going to be a nonstarter.

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    5. Re:That question actually is rather leading. by JustShootMe · · Score: 2

      You can call bullshit if you want. I'm not really concerned about that. Facts are facts. I can't, however, go into much more detail because I should let those who actually are marketers speak to those things, but there are some testimonials from our customers out on our website, with individual names. Ask them - many of our customers are very socially active, you can find some of them on google+. Then tell me I'm wrong. And here, I'll drop it because arguing it further is not productive.

      And just to note, Jive encourages its employees (but not requires) them to be socially active, which is why I've commented here as much as I have while mentioning my workplace. Grammar errors happen. Oh well.

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    6. Re:That question actually is rather leading. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did your employer make you get a Slashdot account?

      Do you have a separate one for personal use?

    7. Re:That question actually is rather leading. by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      You have to remember the source. "They cannot tolerate even a minute of downtime". This is coming from IT. Their customers bitched about downtime. His manager made it seem like the end of the world. Which, well, it might be. When the competitors offer their service for free, (because the users are the product) then any little thing will turn away potential income.

      Can people in business tolerate a minute of downtime with one of their tools? Yeah.
      Is the IT guy going to catch hell for it anyway? Definitely.

    8. Re:That question actually is rather leading. by HeckRuler · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've got to agree with the others. You come off as a marketer. You might not be one, but I'd stop hanging around them if I were you. Or it could be a side effect of working in the "social" industry.

      I mean, you use terms like "testimonials" "when significant and concrete cost savings can be proven" "tangible and measurable benefits" "an uphill battle" "get on the bandwagon and realize the benefits for themselves".
      It's your tone. It's worse then marketer, you come off as a salesman. I'm sorry, but it's true. To stop that, well, you'd have to stop trying to sell Jive. But it looks like you're paid push the company motto. Or at least expected to.
      And this is my problem with companies getting their weedly little fingers into social sites. Corporations aren't social, they just want to push their goods and make a buck. If they get their employees to be their own 50cent army, it degrades the social scene. Tragedy of the commons.

      And this got voted up? Why? Hell, at this point I'm paranoid enough that I suspect your fellow Jive employees are responsible. It's "encouraged" after all. So can I trust Slashdot moderation?

    9. Re:That question actually is rather leading. by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      I just believe in the product, and I've hung around just enough to pick up some of the lingo. As an IT guy, I'm very efficient with words, and if "marketing lingo" expresses what I'm trying to say, then I use it. I'm probably using some of it wrong anyway.

      If I use words like "story" or "win/win proposition" you can feel free to take my name seriously. Well, not literally, but you get the idea.

      Buy Jive, don't buy Jive. That's the concern of the salespeople. My job is not to convince you to do so, my job is to support those who have already purchased it, and I do a pretty damn good job of it. But if I can add to the conversation on a social site (of which slashdot, to a degree, is one) then I'm going to do so, and I'm going to use the words that best describe what I'm trying to say. Your aversion to words that sound like marketing is understandable, this is slashdot after all, but sometimes they *are* the best words to use.

      And as far as moderation, etc... we have (and even sell) some social media tracking tools, and I haven't yet seen any evidence that they've picked up on this. The company only has a few hundred employees, and I very much doubt that any more than me were spending their Sunday on a holiday weekend just watching slashdot for mentions of Jive. So, again, think what you want, but there's not some grand Jive conspiracy here. I just believe in the product, have seen its benefits (and its drawbacks) and am empowered to speak up about it. Shrug.

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    10. Re:That question actually is rather leading. by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      My job is not to convince you to do so,

      Well, yes it is. Because you're a company man. Or you believe in the product. Or because your boss is watching. Because this is "encouraged". You benefit from the proliferation of Jive. It's not part of your job description, but wink wink, nod, say the word. When I worked at a security company, they frowned upon eating lunch at a business that didn't do business with them. It's a sort of low-grade corruption sort of thing.

      But if I can add to the conversation

      The only thing you're really adding here is advertisement for Jive. This stuff you're saying *IS* the best stuff to say... When you're selling something.
      But I don't particularly want to be sold to. I want to be informed.

      And there's no conspiracy. You're being very upfront about it. You work at Jive. Jive encourages you, and all their employees, to talk about Jive. The ones that care about the company and have a future there anyway. The forces at play are all out in the open. Which is leaps and bounds better then being secret. That would make you just another shill.

      So thank you for the insight that, yes, "letting" employees collaborate socially saves companies time, money, and energy. And that Jive Software provides a sandbox environment, which facebook doesn't do, to protect users from privacy issues. Not that you're saying facebook has any issues mind you, you're totally not saying anything negative about Facebook(TM)(pleasedon'tsuejive)).

      Yeah, thanks for that. Good to know. So glad that's +5 interesting.

  18. Internal Social Networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have an internal Facebook clone called 'Yammer' which all users are required to join, however it is in no way public and you require an email address within our domain to register or see the content of the network.

    1. Re:Internal Social Networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a yammered instance too but so far we aren't required to join it. I do get invites once in awhile but I just ignore them. If they want my input (and they do want it as I am a senior SME) they can email me or try to send me an IM.

  19. Come on, companies don't hire criminals by Tibixe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm fairly young and I already start getting reactions along the line of "Are you a criminal or what?" when I tell people I don't have a facebook profile. Also, I'm pretty sure the police would be watching people without public social network presence for they are hiding something for sure. Fortunately for me, they're probably too lazy to get up from facebook.

    1. Re:Come on, companies don't hire criminals by couchslug · · Score: 2

      "I'm fairly young and I already start getting reactions along the line of "Are you a criminal or what?" when I tell people I don't have a facebook profile."

      I just let them know Facebook is for noobs and I'm too leet to bother with that shit. Works very well.

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    2. Re:Come on, companies don't hire criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, they do. Just not the stupid ones that get caught.

      Welcome to the wonderful corporate world.

      The truth is there is more lost in an organisation to internal sabotage and "deadwood" along with all of the friendly activities that go with it that just trying this type of stupidity at the front door is like trying to stop a tsunami with a portable dyke.

      I've worked in the same team as a guy who has not only done next to nothing for more than 5 years, but has been paid more than 6 figures to do so, and who has disrupted, polluted and generally waylaid the good work others are trying to do in the process. Mostly he does that to make it like he is working.

      This reaction will give you an excellent idea of the type of company behind the HR process, and it is at this point you need to start seriously considering whether or not the job is worth it.

      On the up side: Your current job is merely a stepping stone to your next job.

  20. Can information leak in? by pavon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't use social networks, so don't know a lot of their details. But one complaint that I commonly hear is that people can tag photos of you, and even if you don't have an account, Facebook will link this information together to create a hidden profile of you.

    If your employer requires you to use your real name and information when signing up for an external social network, and your friends who use that same social network post pictures and other information about your personal life, is it possible that the network will associate this information with your work account, which will then bring it into your bosses radar?

    If it is a private company network, then no problem. But if it is a public social network, it seems like it could create the same sort of problems that occur when bosses force you to friend them with your personal social network account.

    1. Re:Can information leak in? by jordanjay29 · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't friend them. I'd be like "Oh, I never got your request..."

    2. Re:Can information leak in? by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      You raise a very good point, but it should be fairly straightforward to work around it. Arrange with your employer to let you use a different middle name, for all professional social network purposes. Either use the alias or don't include a middle name or initial on business cards, email signatures, or the like. It fulfills their need to have a real person visible for the company, and it helps your need for privacy. It's a win-win, that most likely wasn't considered when the manager wrote the "must use real name" policy.

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      You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
    3. Re:Can information leak in? by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      Or, you know... be honest, rather than snubbing your friends. "I don't like using Facebook, but I'm required to, so I only keep business contacts on there. I don't want my boss prying into my personal life."

      --
      You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
    4. Re:Can information leak in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, even better, I don't have a Facebook account. There, it does happen. He can suggest you're lying, but can he prove it?

    5. Re:Can information leak in? by Known+Nutter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wouldn't friend them

      I don't use any social networks, but I detected a serious problem when "friend" became a verb...

      --
      Beware of the Leopard.
    6. Re:Can information leak in? by ooloogi · · Score: 2

      In terms of Facebook, if you don't include your friends as "friends" on your work Facebook account, then they can't tag you in photos etc. - at least not in any way that links from that account. Currently, in the privacy settings you can also restrict who can see what you are tagged in by your Facebook "friends".

      Basically, so long as you maintain separate personal and work accounts - and make sure you add people to the right one, then you should be ok. It does get a bit harder when there is significant overlap between the two: like if you wanted to include colleagues on your personal facebook account. In that case you'd have to agree only to add them as a friend to their personal Facebook account, and not their work account.

    7. Re:Can information leak in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt it. I have a second or third cousin with the same first and last name. We're not friends on Facebook, though we do have some mutual friends. I've never had any problems. As far as Facebook is concerned, we're completely separate people. So far I haven't seen any of my photos tagged as him or any of his photos tagged as me.

      I don't know why it would be different if I happened to be controlling two accounts with the same name. Especially since, with a work account, I would probably have less overlap in friends than I do with my cousin.

    8. Re:Can information leak in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have a FB account, which I log onto once per 2 to 3 months and rarely post with. I created it to keep up with some friends.. and then found the evil side of social networks.

      I have kept my personal details private and have not given FB anything too much. The photos of my never show my face, and there is very little there to separate my profile from anyone else of my generation. The birthday isn't real, and not much else points to me.

      I have a separate FB account I used to use for gaming which I no longer use.

      So, now I just don't logon, delete the reminder emails and rarely respond if anyone tries to contact me. My real friends have my phone number and email address.

      What happened the last time I logged onto facebook just recently was quite scary. A message popped up from the side saying that a 'friend' of mine had nominated information about me. The information was my my location.

      Up until this point I had been quite circumspect about not giving FB any specific information about me.. and it isn't easy to tell where I am logging in from or where I am located from my friends or my IP. Until recently, both gmail and FB thought that I reside around 200km away.

      I went through the motions and rejected the addition of my location to my profile. While my 'friend' may have had the highest level of best intentions.. this does not stop that FB now knows where I am. This is just the start.. where does it stop? How much information do they have? How do they use it?

      Yes, if I delete my profile then not only do they retain the current information plus history but they also make my profile into a shadow profile.. may as well leave my profile there with nothing in it.

      I dislike my 'friends' providing information to a social network about me.. but there isn't much I can do.

      At this stage, I am doing what I can to keep work out of my online life.. and vice versa. If work expects me to have an online presence.. I guess then I will create a new account just for that. Another shadow of me out there in the digital world.

    9. Re:Can information leak in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't friend me, bro!

    10. Re:Can information leak in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't use any social networks, but I detected a serious problem when "friend" became a verb...

      It has been for a lot longer than we've had an internet, or have you never befriended someone? Admittedly it's a novel conjugation, but it's not as much of a change to the language as you think.

    11. Re:Can information leak in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That annoys me too. When did the word 'befriend' lose its value? Then there is the word 'broken.' I almost always hear "the network is broke" when the correct word is 'broken.' Additionally, I don't 'decompress,' I relax. I also don't 'download' verbally. I share or convey information.

  21. Horror stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm asking an honest question here... can anyone elaborate on how a social networking site (not the users of such sites) have "exploited their users' habits"?
     
    The blurb is making it sound like Anne Frank was discovered because she posted on Facebook. I'm just looking for justification of how bad the submitter makes this out to be. For me the closest I've ever felt to "exploited" on any of these sites is a random ad for something I'm a fan of/group member of.
     
    Oh noes! Teh evil Facebook is raping me because I shared my interest in Pink Floyd with them! Someone call the police!

    1. Re:Horror stories? by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      I'm asking an honest question here... can anyone elaborate on how a social networking site (not the users of such sites) have "exploited their users' habits"?

      The blurb is making it sound like Anne Frank was discovered because she posted on Facebook. I'm just looking for justification of how bad the submitter makes this out to be. For me the closest I've ever felt to "exploited" on any of these sites is a random ad for something I'm a fan of/group member of.

      Oh noes! Teh evil Facebook is raping me because I shared my interest in Pink Floyd with them! Someone call the police!

      Remember way back to earlier this week, when a Saudi expat tweeted something and is now going to be executed for it?

      On the other hand, people on Facebook are encouraged to play Farmville, which is another type of punishment.

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      "I zero-index my hamsters" - Willtor (147206)
    2. Re:Horror stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the question again please. It was asked how *the social networking site* exploited their users. Unless Saudi Arabia owns Twitter, you have no case against Twitter for this.

    3. Re:Horror stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Anne Frank had posted on Facebook, she WOULD have been discovered... probably the photos would have had GPS locations attached (a lot of phones and some cameras do this), and if any photos shot out the window, Facebook would have probably tried to determine her location from that as well.

                Some of these companies will data mine the hell out of every piece of information you give them, using that information to come up with startling information you would never expect them to find out. If you want the public to know everything you ever do, that is fine, but I and a lot of people do not. You may not want to tell people that you had a gambling problem last year; but Facebook will identify your face in all those casino photos, tag that it's you for everybody to see, and then the akward question comes up of why you're in like 50 casino photos from all times of year. People have had marital infidelities, drinking or drug use, medical problems, perhaps they wish to "stay in the closet" (or not admit to gay friends they are bi..), don't want to let everyone know about the political rallies they go to, and so on, forever, without wanting everyone to know. But Facebook will dig that info up about you and tell the world with facial recognition alone -- let alone analyzing your musical preferences, book preferences, things you "like" or "disklike", your friends, textual analysis of any and all posts, and so on.

                I've seen plenty of people think this is no problem -- until some bit of embarrasing info bubbles up and causes them trouble. Then, they realize, they are not even permitted to scrub the info! Once you tell Facebook something, it doesn't go away.

                And in the case of Facebook, for instance, it doesn't even provide me a big benefit for giving up all that information. I can post photos, web pages, and so on in numerous places where it'll look better than on a "wall", and am not interested in accumulating "friends" online, I have real friends and can get new real friends online thank you very much.

    4. Re:Horror stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, that's all just hyperbole. There's nothing wrong with Facebook.

      (I don't need to outrun the lion.)

    5. Re:Horror stories? by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

      > Honestly, that's all just hyperbole. There's nothing wrong with Facebook.

      It's not what Facebook does with your data, it's that Facebook gives employers excuses to fire you, universities to expel you, etc, etc.

      Ever gone to a pub *WHILE ON VACATION OVRSEAS* and bought some alcoholic beverages? A teacher has been fired for that http://www.gadailynews.com/news/61845-teacher-ashley-payne-fired-for-posting-picture-of-herself-holding-beer-on-facebook.html

      For a whole lot more horror stories, do a Google search
      http://www.google.com/search?q=g+fired+facebook+post
      "About 53,100,000 results (0.10 seconds) ".

      And it's not just about angry rants and compromising photos
      Ever indicated support for a politically liberal position? If your boss is a political conservative, they'll look for reasons to fire you. Ever indicated support for a politically conservative position? If your boss is a political liberal, they'll look for reasons to fire you. Your religion and sexual orientation are obvious targets. What about idiot "friends" who post racist remarks on your wall?

      Ever reached for your mouse and accidentally clicked "like" on a porn site... oops... that now shows up on your wall.

      Ever applied for a loan, mortgage, or credit card? Your Facebook friends can screw up your credit rating. See http://www.pcworld.com/article/246511/how_facebook_can_hurt_your_credit_rating.html
      and
      http://www.betabeat.com/2011/12/13/as-banks-start-nosing-around-facebook-and-twitter-the-wrong-friends-might-just-sink-your-credit/?show=all

      Simple risk-management... don't touch Fecesbook with a 10-foot pole.

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    6. Re:Horror stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone else find it ironic that a Jewish guy would create a people monitoring system that the Third Reich would have jizzed themselves senseless over?
      Did I get the Godwin on this discussion?

    7. Re:Horror stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But he posted it. That wasn't a leak. Try harder.

  22. This may hit some job discrimination isseus by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Like in areas of what groups you are part of and other areas that a job can not ask you about.

    Now maybe linked in is ok as long as it stays professional and they don't want you to post / talk about lot's of non work stuff that falls under ares covered by discrimination laws.

  23. It's the same as email by Len · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't join with the same profile that I used personally.

    Exactly. My work email address is different from my personal one, and likewise for social networks. The profile set up by my employer is used for work purposes only - it's got nothing to do with my personal life.

  24. Companies can't force you to do anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't like the work you are asked to do, then don't accept the job or leave if you already started.

    1. Re:Companies can't force you to do anything. by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I said, here http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2680545&cid=39095997 But, with the included caveat that you may be able to keep the job as the policy may violate labor laws (or privacy laws, now that I think of it) in your state. This is a non-issue as unless OP lives in a country with no labor or privacy laws, and a totalitarian regime that tells you where to work, you don't have to work for them, or you can fight back legally and keep the job.

  25. Only if I could make everything up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd only work in such a place if I could make up all the details, including the name.

    Doubtful. But that policy is garbage. What are they thinking?

    1. Re:Only if I could make everything up. by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      You should get a job as a Community Manager. They indeed can make up all the details. Including the name

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  26. I keep my work off the web. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Internal corporate networks should be quarantined away from the public web, virus risks and IE6 are enough. If anyone wants to "dial-out" they should be put in on special fire walled terminal with all updates with manager's permission for work purposes only such as orders and e-mails. Any "company" that "requires" social networks deserve to go out of business.

    1. Re:I keep my work off the web. by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      I could not disagree more with every single component of what you just posted.

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    2. Re:I keep my work off the web. by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      On rereading, except for the first sentence before the comma.

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  27. Being forced to join wouldn't bother me by ickleberry · · Score: 1

    One could just use the account for promoting the company or whatever they want you to use it for while leaving any personal stuff out of it. What would really worry me is not being hired because when they try to do some facebook based background check on me they come up with nothing and figure I must have "something to hide" because "everyone is on there" and only antisocial oddballs are not on facebook

  28. What?!?! by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    Despite what Fox News might say, we're not a fascist, socialist country here in the United States and you still have the right to tell your employer to go fuck themselves and get another job. There's no monarch/dictator/cabal/regime telling you where you can and cannot work. An employer in the United States CANNOT force you to do anything that you don't want to do, because you can leave the company and get another job. The whole issue is ridiculous. Even if you did not want to quit, the state in which you live may have labor laws to protect you from such abuse of personal privacy making it impossible for them to enforce such an offensive policy. So, no, a company cannot force you to do anything you don't want to, and you can possibly defend yourself and keep that job if you want.

    1. Re:What?!?! by JustShootMe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While you are technically correct, you are ignoring economic realities and pressures. Sometimes just because you *can* quit doesn't mean that you will be able to find another job. There are places in the country where if you lose your job, you will have to move.

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    2. Re:What?!?! by diamondmagic · · Score: 2

      I don't know why you're picking on FNC here, but socialism doesn't stop people from leaving their jobs. It discourages hiring and even prohibits firing, and there are plenty of regulations telling people where they can and cannot work.

    3. Re:What?!?! by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      There are places in the country where if you lose your job, you will have to move.

      Or collect food stamps.

      --
      "From the depths of my skeptical and rationalist soul, I ask the Lord to protect me from California touchie-feeliedom."
    4. Re:What?!?! by Kjella · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't know why you're picking on FNC here, but socialism doesn't stop people from leaving their jobs. It discourages hiring and even prohibits firing, and there are plenty of regulations telling people where they can and cannot work.

      Maybe if you go to a communist country like Cuba or North Korea, but not in any of the more civilized countries you call socialist like Europe. Yes, hiring an employee here in Norway is a much bigger commitment here than in the US, because normally you have a mutual one month termination period for the first six months and three months after that. Normally people work through that period rather than the two week check as I've understood is common in the US and most people find themselves new work in this period so it's not even remotely as hostile as the US. Regardless of that companies will often let you go earlier if you've left for one of their competitors, but this is a voluntary agreement both parties must agree to.

      Firing is far from prohibited but unlike the US you may not fire people for any or no reason. Essentially there are three ways to be terminated. The first is because the company has less work, is terminating stores or offices or restructuring that makes people redundant. Generally you can't hire with one hand and fire with the other, unless you've sacked them for work performance (I'll get to that) they generally have a preferred right to other open positions they're qualified for, if you're moving offices and that sort of thing. In short, downsizing is legal but it must be real.

      The second way to get terminated is for poor work performance, and I admit this is hard. Basically the key word is document, document, document. You must show that the work performance has been deemed unacceptable, that the person has been informed of this, that they've been given sufficient opportunity to improve themselves and so on. Most often it's smaller businesses that either don't do all the steps, or they have too excessive reactions because they can't afford the dead weight. Larger companies generally do manage to get it right, but due to the cost and termination period involved they generally avoid to.

      The third and final way is instant termination, which is pretty much like termination for cause in the US. Note that breaking internal rules is mostly not covered and would go under poor work performance, it is mostly criminal activity like theft, fraud or sabotage and willfully abusing or leaking confidential information, refusal to work and that sort of thing. If the facts of the case are unclear employees may end up suspended instead, which is not yet a termination.

      That said, there are a lot of anti-discrimination laws and people given special protection by law, like for example people on sick leave or maternity leave. It does happen, I know a person that was terminated on sick leave but the company was downsizing almost 50% and if an office is closing then obviously everyone lose their jobs, but under normal circumstances they're practically immune to termination. Basically as long as they're doing their job when they're fit to work, you're not permitted to fire them no matter how inconvenient the leaves are.

      Not sure what you mean about rules where people can get work, I can get work in pretty much any public or private job. A few require security clearances and a few require checking my criminal record e.g. to get work as a teacher, but for the most part every job is available to me. Of course all the usual caveats with who knows who and all that applies, but that's the same in any country. Oh and while we do have exempt workers, they're extremely few - any normal professional is still an employee with overtime pay. That cuts down on a lot of crap.

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    5. Re:What?!?! by marxmarv · · Score: 1

      Jobs are slavery. It takes a real sycophant to fetishize being a slave. "Socialist" countries like Norway are better places for small businesspersons than the US (according to that oh-so-socialist-pinko Inc. Magazine). Fsck jobs. People don't need jobs. They need livelihoods, and it is highly damaging to individual freedom that USian society and its laws concentrate wealth upward and provide socialism for the 1%, Calvinball for the 99%.

      FNC is the broadcast equivalent of sociopathy.

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      /. -- the Free Republic of technology.
  29. Long Weekend = Idle Mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about you guys, but I have no problem keeping my mind busy on long weekends, stuff like this enver crosses my mind!

  30. Consider it personal advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds great to me. You can post all your professional stuff on the work account. Make yourself look competent and au fait with all the latest buzzwords, make it in to an advertisement for someone to come hire you at higher salary. Make sure your "bio" is prominent and slap your resume in there.

  31. Business/Company account needs no personal info by perpenso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sign up with a new account and compartmentalize your activities appropriately.

    Unless a network enforces one account per individual.

    With different emails, profiles, behaviors, etc how would they notice? Likes, interests, posts etc should be completely segregated between professional and personal. Maybe use different names as well, for example the formal Michael on the business account and the familiar Mike on the personal account. They can't really tell from IP. Maybe Michael is a father's account and Mike is a son's - again, avoid personal info like birthday's etc on the business account. A business account at a particular company has no need to contain birthdays, schools, etc.

    1. Re:Business/Company account needs no personal info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should be "Mike." since it's an abbreviation of "Michael".

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    2. Re:Business/Company account needs no personal info by arth1 · · Score: 1

      With different emails, profiles, behaviors, etc how would they notice?

      Are you asking your work place to disregard EULAs?
      I'm sure the ethics department would also want to have a say before you go do this. You might want to stand up before you call them and tell them what you propose.

    3. Re:Business/Company account needs no personal info by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      Obvious, but not enough. I already have personal accounts in my real name. In order for business contacts to find me, I'd have to use my real name on the work accounts. This account is a nom de plume, but I didn't do that everywhere, because I needed to be real for things like job searches.

  32. My response to the manager or HR person.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    no problem, as soon as I get a pay scale raise for it. And a significant one.

    otherwise, nope. and if you try to fire me, my lawyer will gladly take the case as it will be highly profitable for him. He likes high profile cases where he can get his buddy at the NBC station to cover it on the news, I usually give him 80% of the judgement so he likes to shoot for the moon on damages and litigation.

    Oh you also have one more option. I'll leave now silently for $4.5 million plus taxes on it as a golden parachute, I'll promise to keep my mouth shut.

    That covers the bases well. They either drop it, give the raise, or gladly pay off a troublemaker to make him go away before he tells others how he stood up for himself.

    Most of the time they drop it because it was some retard MBA in his 20's that though it up.

    Honestly, people need to spread the word on these craptastic companies doing this stuff so the rest of us know to avoid them.

    but then I'm one of those shitty employees that also shuts off his phone the second he leaves the building and refuses to turn it back on again until the next work day or demand on call pay. I also leave at the end of the work shift time and refuse to work overtime unless asked to do so, that way I have documentation so the scumbags cant try and stiff me.

    you know, someone with a backbone. it works well. I last years at every job until I get bored and then I place a call to a headhunter or two telling them I am on the market again and have offers of more pay and better positions within weeks.

    If more people stood up for themselves and understood that THEY are doing the company a favor by bringing their Expert skills to work every day, there would be fewer scumbag companies out there.

    1. Re:My response to the manager or HR person.... by JustShootMe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I cannot say strongly enough how horrifically bad this advice is.

      If you make a habit of going to HR when they ask you to do something that is even tangentially related to your job duties and essentially demand a payoff, if you last years it's pretty much a miracle. Hallelujah.

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    2. Re:My response to the manager or HR person.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Employers shouldn't be able to do whatever they want. Especially not make completely retarded demands that are unrelated to the job (joining Facebook is unrelated 99% of the time no matter what they say, and there are always better solutions than using garbage such as social networking to communicate).

    3. Re:My response to the manager or HR person.... by Skapare · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Employers cannot tell me what to do in my private life with my own name (besides telling me not to do illegal things or things that do involve the company). My job function would never be that kind of thing. Maybe some kinds of jobs would need it (TV news personality, HR investigator, etc ... but I don't do those kinds of jobs). I did set up a Skype account for teleconferencing, but that was in the company name, not my own (the company owns it, not me). But my company has no rights to my identity. Firing me over this means I have to pick which one of my 5 lawyers friends is going to make a boatload.

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    4. Re:My response to the manager or HR person.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cannot say strongly enough how horrifically bad this advice is.

      (I'm not the GP, but I do agree with him completely). Unlike the GP I was more of the humble sort that always worked faster and told to work faster.

      I've always ended up getting so stressed out that the employer(s) ended up firing me because I kept on calling in sick because of stress.

      It's too bad there are people like you who give such horrible advice.

      Personally, I'd love to see unions become popular again. I'm not sure why getting abused by your employer is seen as a good thing.

    5. Re:My response to the manager or HR person.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The OP's post is awash with hyperbole, but the basic point is sound. When I'm asked to do something like this I don't retain a lawyer or go running to HR, I just say no. Then the ball is in their court. Typically, my manager has no more interest in the stupid proposal than I do, so he's happy to let it drop. Of course, this wouldn't work if my manager was an asshole; which is why I avoid working for assholes.

    6. Re:My response to the manager or HR person.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god you sound like a douche.
      2/10 wouldn't hire.

  33. Even FetLife.Com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be kind of creepy if my boss wanted me to join FetLife. Then again, it might be a really cool place to work. /Hey, the captcha was 'Lawsuit'.

  34. Has Come Up TWICE So Far by ossuary · · Score: 1

    This has come up twice so far. Both times have been to require all full time employees (49% or less are exempt, as well as intermittent are exempt) to create a Facebook and Twitter account using their real names (if they do not already have one), provide real company contact information, and follow/join corporate groups. We have been very lucky that it has been shot down each time it has been brought up. I fear that it is only a matter of time before a VP decides to push the issue himself and then will be pushed through. Half the group didn't blink an eye about it, the other half are deeply entrenched against it. I fall on the side of completely against forcing an employee to join a public social network with their real identity.

  35. Yes and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I work as a contractor, so the people I work for... get this concept.... pay me to do defined work for them. In a general sense, the employers I've worked for (not as a contractor) in the past, the kind of employers I've worked for are the kind of employers that would a) Probably not even consider something like requiring people to do much of anything that's not strictly work-related. b) if they did come up with an idea like this, it'd be a suggestion and not a strict requirement.

              Yes, if I did end up for working for someone who insisted, I'd first tell them about the privacy implications of this decision, as well as informing them that sites such as Facebook have been known for "unchecking" privacy checkboxes, so it shouldn't be used for anything you wouldn't mind getting out to the public. Then if they still insist I'd load that account up with.. well, address would be the address of the company. Phone number would be work phone only, and if I don't have one it'd be the front office number. Work E-Mail address. And so on. And then, most likely, I'd never use it again. If it transpired that people within the office -- let's face it, this wouldn't happen outside an office environment -- if it transpired that people within the office DID start using it, I suppose I'd use it. Just like E-Mail, or phone, or text messaging, I would not be roped into being *expected* to check it outside of work, but at work? Sure.

  36. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bonch, you are a highly obnoxious little shit

  37. Just be yourself... weird like everyone else by ka9dgx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I distance my work and personal stuff, but they wanted me to follow them, so I did.... no big loss. I've got sufficiently non-mainstream opinions on enough stuff that they really don't want me tying things tight anyway... what with my whole (9-11 was an inside job, Ron Paul for President, Cold Fusion really works, Back to the Gold Standard, we're in the Greater Depression) view of the world... it's non-corporate friendly (besides, corporations aren't people anyway).

    I'll patiently wait for JPM and the FED to implode while I read back issues of the stuff from the time monks for a very long time before anyone wants me to be their corporation's friend. ;-)

    Be sufficiently human, and only other humans will want to around.... and some will value you highly. Heck, one might even help you make other humans. ;-)

  38. Birthdays by tepples · · Score: 4, Interesting

    With different emails, profiles, behaviors, etc how would they notice?

    For one thing, correlations between people tagged in the same photo.

    avoid personal info like birthday's etc on the business account.

    As I understand it, all major social networks operating in the United States collect date of birth to be COPPA compliant.

    1. Re:Birthdays by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      || avoid personal info like birthday's etc on the business account.
      |
      | As I understand it, all major social networks operating in the United States collect date of birth to be COPPA compliant.

      has no one ever thought of lying on the internet? Or should i patent is and make millions. this i like the google requirement of using you real name on google+, simple solution is to lie. you have no qualms about lie on license agreement for software saying that you have read and agree to the agreement, so why not telling a lie online.

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    2. Re:Birthdays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For one thing, correlations between people tagged in the same photo.

      Because multiple users can't have pictures of the same people...

      As I understand it, all major social networks operating in the United States collect date of birth to be COPPA compliant.

      Because everybody lives in the United States and because nobody can lie about their birth date...

    3. Re:Birthdays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twitter does not.

    4. Re:Birthdays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who enters their actual birth date?!

    5. Re:Birthdays by rsborg · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, all major social networks operating in the United States collect date of birth to be COPPA compliant.

      So what is the penalty for flat-out lying to them? No social network has my (real) birth date, as that would weaken the already weak security on my existing accounts - DoB, like SSN is a superkey that can, with others, backdoor any of my accounts - giving that out is simply foolish.

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    6. Re:Birthdays by St.Creed · · Score: 2

      has no one ever thought of lying on the internet? Or should i patent is and make millions. this i like the google requirement of using you real name on google+, simple solution is to lie. you have no qualms about lie on license agreement for software saying that you have read and agree to the agreement, so why not telling a lie online.

      We're all regular little saints here... really we are. And indeed - I don't see why you can't lie. If companies have stupid policies, I can respond with plain lies. In fact, that's completely legal in The Netherlands already: if employers ask about your pregnancy, plans to become pregnant, or disease status, you can flat out lie and if that ever goes to court you will win the case.

      However, joining a social network because the company asks is not the main issue I think. The main issue is people joining that *corporate* network with their *private* identities. That's plain stupid both ways: it's not just stupid for the private person to do this, but it's also a great way for the company to leak company secrets and all kinds of things they'd like to keep internal.

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    7. Re:Birthdays by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine did that on steam. And he's pretty sorry now that for every age check he has to put in day, month and year (Steam checks it, apparently, against older replies) while I just dial an easy year (I was born on 1-1-1970, really I am) and pass every check :)

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    8. Re:Birthdays by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I put in a nonsense birthdate that is *younger* than my real date by a few months. Then if anyone would in fact gripe about it, "Oh look, I'm older!" After all the "Security" chatter going around, I'm all for invoking the Security meme to avoid putting my real BDate online.

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    9. Re:Birthdays by stretch0611 · · Score: 1

      With different emails, profiles, behaviors, etc how would they notice?

      For one thing, correlations between people tagged in the same photo.

      If you use a separate work account, you should only have co-workers in your friends list which would limit the amount of photos your work profile is tagged in. If you are tagged in a non-work related photo, deny that it is you and un-tag it

      avoid personal info like birthday's etc on the business account.

      As I understand it, all major social networks operating in the United States collect date of birth to be COPPA compliant.

      Simple... Lie. Every account I have on the internet that requires a birthday has a fake date. (Except my bank.) Before I deleted my facebook account, it was funny how many of my friends wished me happy birthday when it wasn't even close. (And yes, I am talking real friends that have known me before there was a WWW)

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    10. Re:Birthdays by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      "has no one ever thought of lying on the internet?"

      O,,,M,,,,G!!!!1!1!1

      you sir are a freaking genius!

      I'm going to go tell slashdot that I am a 20 year old hot chick that lives in Gnome alaska.

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    11. Re:Birthdays by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      For one thing, correlations between people tagged in the same photo

      Huh? My boss wouldn't have access to view the photos on the account he doesn't know about, so he couldn't correlate.

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    12. Re:Birthdays by tepples · · Score: 1

      Because everybody lives in the United States

      Google, Facebook, Myspace, and LinkedIn are all headquartered in California and subject to the laws of the United States.

      and because nobody can lie about their birth date

      Lie and run the risk of being permanently banned from using the service.

    13. Re:Birthdays by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      and because nobody can lie about their birth date

      Lie and run the risk of being permanently banned from using the service.

      A risk shared by 60% of women over 30

    14. Re:Birthdays by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine did that on steam. And he's pretty sorry now that for every age check he has to put in day, month and year (Steam checks it, apparently, against older replies) while I just dial an easy year (I was born on 1-1-1970, really I am) and pass every check :)

      There was one site where I input 01-01-70. When I looked at my details I was 1930-something years old.

    15. Re:Birthdays by MisterMidi · · Score: 2

      Hi, how YOU doin'?

    16. Re:Birthdays by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Huh? My boss wouldn't have access to view the photos on the account he doesn't know about, so he couldn't correlate.

      The original concern was not one's employer; it was the social networks that do not allow duplicate accounts. That they would detect that one owned two accounts through various means available to them (like access to the photos in both the accounts).

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    17. Re:Birthdays by ProfanityHead · · Score: 1

      Lie and run the risk of being permanently banned from using the service.

      That's at least the second time you've said this. Really, it's not a big deal. Go out and tell a few lies, get it off your chest, be like the rest of us.

      Moral of the story: Nobody cares, especially these fictitious "service banners" you babble about.

    18. Re:Birthdays by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Exactly. That's what I'd do if I were in this situation. I wouldn't even try to make it look real; I'd use a fake birthday around the year 1880, and a fake name too. If my boss complained (about the obviously wrong name) I'd tell him I don't want to divulge any personal information on that site.

      Luckily, I too don't work for such a ridiculous company, and I have a hard time imagining any employers being like this.

    19. Re:Birthdays by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Lie and run the risk of being permanently banned from using the service.

      You've hit on something big here, I think: this is a great way of getting out of this inane requirement. Get yourself banned from Facebook for lying, and then when your company tells you to start a Facebook account for work purposes, you can truthfully tell them you've been banned from it. It's not like you'd be missing out on much.

    20. Re:Birthdays by tepples · · Score: 1

      Get banned from the service and get fired from the job.

    21. Re:Birthdays by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I smell a wrongful termination lawsuit.

    22. Re:Birthdays by Sectoid_Dev · · Score: 1

      Ummm....what are you wearing?

    23. Re:Birthdays by AioKits · · Score: 1

      ... I am a 20 year old hot chick that lives in Gnome alaska.

      You too?

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    24. Re:Birthdays by arth1 · · Score: 1

      However, joining a social network because the company asks is not the main issue I think. The main issue is people joining that *corporate* network with their *private* identities. That's plain stupid both ways: it's not just stupid for the private person to do this, but it's also a great way for the company to leak company secrets and all kinds of things they'd like to keep internal.

      Exactly. I refuse to do this. I've told them that if they create an account for me, it's fine, but I as a private individual will not sign up for a service where my responsibilites and rights aren't clear.

      If it's the business that signs me up, they own the account, and can have it back when I leave. If it's me signing up personally, do they have a right to it when I leave? Even if that prevents me from using the service in the future?

    25. Re:Birthdays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lie and run the risk of being permanently banned from using the service.

      You mean like 95% of the all users? Actually, you'd have to be an idiot to provide your real information online, what with all of the information leaks, hacking and privacy concerns.

    26. Re:Birthdays by onjulic · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, all major social networks operating in the United States collect date of birth to be COPPA compliant.

      How are they going to check it? The social network is not going to access your company's HR department to verify it. Use a different date and have a ready explanation if it somehow gets caught. My sister and I were born in the same month and I use the day of her birthday and year of mine all the time. Oops.

    27. Re:Birthdays by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Ahh, right. Got lost in the thread and the maze of pronouns

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  39. Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, any company that asks you to join Facebook isn't even a legitimate business in my opinion. There are tools like WebEx they can use for chat, video, etc. They can also use Skype (including Skype for Business), without requiring any "social network". They could install SameTime or some other Jabber (or iChat) server, and/or even use Google Apps for email and all those tools on the cheap. If they are so hard up for money (and lax in security) that they are asking you to use FaceBook to save costs, then you should probably be seeking new employment.

  40. Pseudonym by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 2

    As long as they let me be Rumpelstiltskin.

    1. Re:Pseudonym by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As long as they let me be Rumpelstiltskin."

      Ach wie gut, dass niemand weiss, dass ich Rumpelheinzchen stiess.

  41. Damned if you do... by Sneeka2 · · Score: 2

    ...damned if you don't?

    So, first people complain that their employer is blocking or limiting their internet access because they spend too much time on Facebook, now they're complaining that they're forced to sign up for a Facebook account? Oh boy...

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    1. Re:Damned if you do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So first employers are concerned that employees are spending too much time on facebook and block the site, and now they want to require employees use facebook at work? oh boy...

    2. Re:Damned if you do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is true for me.. I work in IT and there is a push to linkedin. We have a new senior manager, who wants everyone to "bond". My department does not typically work with the other ITS deparrtments and when it happens it is all straight business. We first got a required meeting where we are not allowed to speak about work - boy is that ackward! Then the use of network software that ties into the phone and instant messaging - must have it installed. And now Linkedin accounts -
      Not a hard order but implied and if you don't then you may be on the "black list" for the next layoff. I hate social media in my personal life. Afraid of my data being taken and the lack of privacy. I would not waste my time at home on Facebook. None of my friends use it and i don't need a population of faux friends. I can't see wasting time in Linkedin and have no information I want there and i don't want to look either. I have 20 years at this job, and would hesitate to use Linkedin even if unemployed. It seems like this may be a problem when I read HR departments will not look at anyone who is not in a social network. Comments anyone? I would like to know I am not alone in this feeling.

  42. Social networks...are no such thing by Arrogant-Bastard · · Score: 0

    Facebook et.al. are data collection mechanisms coated over with a thin veneer of "social networking" in order to convince people to willingly surrender their own data. An employer stipulating employee presence on them clearly knows little (and understands less) about basic security principles, and clearly does not value the privacy of its employees. I think the proper response isn't "no", it's "hell no" and a visit to one's attorney in order to prepare for litigation.

    1. Re:Social networks...are no such thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My employer is security conscious: our required training highlights the risks involved with indiscriminate social media use, rather than demanding that we jump headlong into Facebook. I can only thank them for that decision.

  43. NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No way in hell! Never!!

  44. A very bad idea - for the company by frinkster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This exact topic recently came up at a local Inn of Court, and after a bit of discussion, the consensus among the judges and attorneys present was that the company would be liable for all the stupid things the employee did with that social network account.

    There is a real reason companies typically have one single spokesman and many have a PR department.

  45. To Kill Small or To Kill Big by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Within companises the CEO must keep tabs on his nearest enemies ... the CFO, COO and COB.

    In order to thawart their manuvers, the CEO targets the ... underlings ... for ... amusement.

    Why?

    The CFO, COO and COB have no interest or ability in anything connected to a ... computer.

    They, must rely on their suculent ... underlings.

    Ergo, the battle plan of the CEO is layed on the table.

    Sad that Corporations must engage in such internal strife ... investigate SONY for details.

    Sad that such strife also is invasive to the workings of governments ... GREECE, GERMANY, FRANCE, ICELAND, USA ...

    Oh well. Perhaps these petty bastard will in time find their head firmly planted on a stick and displayed to all, courtesy of the BASTARDS.

  46. If they require it ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... I'll have my 'work face' and my 'personal face'.

    If the company wants to use such systems for collaboration, fine. Who am I to tell them how misguided they are? But the company account will be for company business only.

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  47. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by flimflammer · · Score: 0

    Jesus christ, man. Get over it.

  48. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously scripted and posted with some form of slashdot sentinel. Look at the time stamps for both posting of the story and first comment. Other stories are riddled with the same behavior.

  49. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by psiclops · · Score: 1, Informative

    I've told ya once, if you would look at my comment history you would see that i'm Australian.

    Judging by the fact you've included me in your list of 'Known puppet accounts' i highly doubt the credibilty of the rest of your list.

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  50. Hell, no. by kheldan · · Score: 1

    I'd tell them that I have no interest in so-called "social networking" nonsense, and that I'm not going to waste my time with it -- which is the truth, and they can go search all those sites all they want, and they won't find any accounts of mine on any of them, and it's going to stay that way.

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  51. NO by stanlyb · · Score: 1

    I would not.

  52. Seriously? Mileage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Companies can get a lot of mileage out of social networking services from the likes of Google or Facebook."

    I'd RTFA if there was an article, but the poster's question follows from the assertion that companies can get "a lot of mileage." What on earth does that mean? Seriously, if the benefits are so unclear that they can only be (probably inaccurately) described as "mileage" then the first thing I'd ask is "why are you asking me to do this? WHAT IS THIS FOR?"

    And if you actually are in the mileage business, does social networking actually increase mileage?

  53. Sure... Just -join- but -don't- use the membership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ;-)

  54. If it is against your faith, don't apply ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... for the job. Seriously, it is like having some pro-life person applying for the position of medical assistance at an abortion clinic.

    Since that is your dumb reasoning, then the job is not good for you and the employer will not be able to violate any laws by letting you go.

  55. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by lucm · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've told ya once, if you would look at my comment history you would see that i'm Australian.

    Judging by the fact you've included me in your list of 'Known puppet accounts' i highly doubt the credibilty of the rest of your list.

    Unless you are a puppet without knowing it. Ever seen the Manchurian Candidate?

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  56. dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    questions like this is why people hate America and it's 1st-world "problems"

  57. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by noh8rz2 · · Score: 1

    or a cylon!

  58. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Unless you are a puppet without knowing it. Ever seen the Manchurian Candidate?"

    Only on TV. He's protected by the Secret Service.

  59. No problem by ashwinsawant · · Score: 1

    If the pay is right, this isn't an issue.

  60. Really this is a work subject. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not a subject like would you work for a company the only offers a 401k not protected by the pension guarantee and not a real pension.
    Think America is screwed now just you wait till you see how this decimates America.
    You think this was a good plan to make the old work longer but your going to find out they are old and wont be able to.

    Hell I cant even afford cat food now just you wait.

    No matter what anyone says to the contrary they are just blowing smoke up your ass.

    1. Re:Really this is a work subject. by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      Here in California no problems whatsoever.

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  61. Something to check with a lawyer... by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

    Would your employer be allowed to give out your name/birthdate/address/etc/etc to a 3rd party like a marketing company? (I'm not talking about a court order or subpeona). If the answer is "no", then they should not be able to make you do so. If they want "an internet presence", they can damn well get a corporate account (Fanpage) on Facebook.

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  62. Socialcast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An enterprise version modeled after Facebook already exists as Socialcast (http://www.socialcast.com/). I find that the interface is very much like the older version of Facebook (before changes to the wall, timeline, etc.). It stays on the local intranet of the company, as far as I can tell, although they seem to also have a way to link contacts externally as well.

  63. Just another work related account by hobarrera · · Score: 1

    What's the difference between creating a work account with facebook, and creating a work account for webex?
    You just put the minimun info necessary to register, and don't need to share anything, or use it outside work, so there's no tracking that can be done really (just your working hours, but any other web-based third-party too use your can have the same privacy issue).

  64. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by flimflammer · · Score: 1, Informative

    I think it's hilarious you got modded troll for this post. Just goes to show that they seem to be up to the same tactics they're claiming of other people.

  65. I was once told by rust627 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was once told that 2 out of every 1 people working at the BBC has a multiple personality disorder

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  66. No fucking way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you work for a company that forced its employees to join a social network?

    Google and the "social networks" and any employer that tries to force them on me can all go to hell.

    If said employer wants one, they can set up a "company" account using realistic-but-fake personal details and legit company info.. that way no individual is tied to the account, no personal posts/pictures get posted, and it can stay with the company even after staff changes.

  67. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by mwvdlee · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hi,

    I just want to let you know that you'll probably get modded -1 flamebait, troll or off-topic for these types of posts.
    That has nothing to do with your annoying posts or the fact that they are completely offtopic.
    It's because most of us are actually puppet accounts by this guy you're bitching about and negative moderations only proof you are right.
    You're not paranoid, we (by which I mean all the puppet accounts, which are really just one person) ARE out to get you.

    Thank you for your time.

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  68. Re:I work for a company at the other end... by Skapare · · Score: 1

    I always wondered where Anonymous Coward works.

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  69. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by TheRaven64 · · Score: 0

    Ah, yes, but you would say that if you were a sock puppet wouldn't you. I bet you weigh the same as a duck too...

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  70. So what is the penalty for flat-out lying to them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You say? It will go on your PERMANENT RECORD!!!

  71. Not here. Not for me. by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    I still like to imagine that no sensible European employer would force me to do so. If it happened, I would quit. Immediately. For fear of being associated with the ridiculous, the mundane and the modern FB-proletariat.

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  72. Should your lie be discovered... by tepples · · Score: 1

    So what is the penalty for flat-out lying to them?

    A permanent ban should your lie be discovered, perhaps. Your accounts will get blocked, and should you try to create a new one, the provider might press charges of theft of service.

    1. Re:Should your lie be discovered... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That'd be a pretty good excuse to not have to maintain one of these accounts for work.

  73. You're remembering a golden era that never existed by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    Yes, that. Sign up with a new account and compartmentalize your activities appropriately.

    Remember when information compartmentalization was the concern of 3 letter agencies and not part of the everyday life of the average citizen?

    That was probably back in the same era when you walked uphill both ways, in six feet of snow and across broken glass to school. Right?
     
    I've only got one birthday left between me and fifty - and I've been practicing information compartmentalization practically all my life. Even as a pre-teen I was up to things (like heaving rocks through the windows of an empty house) that I didn't want my parents to know about. On the flip side, I didn't want my friends to know that I played with Barbie dolls with my sister. Etc... etc...
     
    Not to mention things that society found objectionable while I was growing up... Being gay, or dating someone not of your race, or religion, or that you weren't married to for example. You sure as hell compartmentalized those.
     
    Just because we didn't have a term for it doesn't mean we didn't practice it.

  74. More Cityville Neighbors!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start playing Farmville/Cityville or one of the other ridiculous games and send out requests all the time on that account.

  75. I can't believe I am saying this, but by assertation · · Score: 1

    I can't believe I am saying this, as I think FB is evil, but I don't see what the problem is as long as the organization doesn't want you on their social network after hours, on your own time.

    It is going to be for the job, work related, so anything you post about is going to be about work........not your personal life. Just make a separate account.

    I have several friends who work for non-profits that require them to have Facebook accounts. Each friend has a separate account for their personal lives. Nobody would find anything aside from informational postings about what their org is doing on their work accounts.

  76. My employer takes the opposite tack by Kaikopere · · Score: 2

    My employer has an electronic communications policy that forbids employee's from participating in the company's social networking sites unless it is their job to do so. We can't "like" their posts, or respond to tweets etc. I work in the financial industry, and the company is very protective of their credibility. We do have an internal social networking site to promote collaboration.

    I think any company that tries to "stuff the ballot box" by making employees sign up for accounts is barking up the wrong tree. They'll have an active looking social networking presence, but it won't yield the benefits that having a real community of clients will.

  77. Horses prefer Pepsi by halfkoreanamerican · · Score: 2

    You can force a horse to water but he might prefer a cold glass of Pepsi; therefore I would join but do it in such a way as to make it a worthless effort on their part. If they have to police everyone to get them to make it useful then it is very expensive. But that is the rebel in me talking... I don't know how the corporate me would respond.

  78. Sure by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 2

    Force me to sign up for a social network? Sure thing. That's way less invasive of my privacy than asking me to pee in a cup.

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  79. No by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 1

    I have a stalker situation and any company that couldn't respect that would be immediately "fired".

  80. Social networking for increased sales? by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 1

    Personally I am not on facebook or any social networking site; I would refuse to join any social networking site even if the company demanded it. It just goes to show that any company who requires you to do such a thing is "lower than a snakes belly" and quite frankly wants more PR, will most likely sends out spam email and treats employees like shit!

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  81. No way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I don't even have an account here on /.

  82. Social media @ work by phorm · · Score: 1

    When would they be expecting you to post on it? During or after work hours?

  83. Internal only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I work at a major corporation, and we have an internal social network that we might actually sell as a product (it's a big corporation!). It is nowhere near as polished as Facebook or Google+, and I simply don't use it. Our marketing and sales people do, but I'm not one of them. Thy start to force you to use it for entering in paid-time-off and holidays and stuff, and it's the only reason I use it.

    If it were something hosted outside the company, I'd definitely be concerned about what is written.

  84. Not true, 1936 Nazi Germany was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1936 Nazi Germany was A LOT like 1939 Nazi Germany

    1. Re:Not true, 1936 Nazi Germany was by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      Rhineland was occupied during that year. Austria & Czechoslovakia hadn't been annexed. Tirpitz and Bismark were barely started. Molotov-Von Ribbentrop pact not in place.

      So it still wasn't the finished product and there was time to turn things around, had the will been there.

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  85. Lawyers are Standing By!! 1-866-4ASHARK by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    yah that would go over quite well unless something in your contract/employee handbook could be used.

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    1. Re:Lawyers are Standing By!! 1-866-4ASHARK by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you could find some lawyer to take it on contingency just to harass them enough to make them give you a settlement check. While that's going on, you can find a better job somewhere else; assuming we're talking about tech jobs here, there's no shortage of jobs these days, unless you're over 40.

    2. Re:Lawyers are Standing By!! 1-866-4ASHARK by arth1 · · Score: 1

      yah that would go over quite well unless something in your contract/employee handbook could be used.

      Two words: "At will"

  86. My real name is, honest yerhonner.... by JetScootr · · Score: 1

    Swiggle D. Leggboan. Go ahead, look me up. I don't know the direct-to-profile link, sorry no clickie-poppie.

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  87. Answer to last sentence .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No.

  88. No by shiftless · · Score: 1

    "Would you work for a company that forced its employees to join a social network?"

    Of course not.

    It's really sad how (based on responses to this story) there are apparently lots of slashdot posters out there who are so desperate for a master to pull their chains, and toss them a cookie every now and again, they will sign or do anything to get a job. We live in a society full of slaves.

  89. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by Toonol · · Score: 1

    Heh. I'm a supposed sockpuppet, too. Is this Bonch? I guess I'm on his enemies list.

  90. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nope, my guardian told me that was some sot of propoganda movie made by those commies. i aint gonna watch no commie movie.

  91. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by psiclops · · Score: 1

    i think it's hilarious that i got added to the list of known 'puppets'

    oh how i've wished for a hand up my ass...wait i didn't really say that did i...WHERE'S THE CTRL-Z BUTTON FOR REAL LIFE?

    captcha: rampage ... wait that only makes it worse doesn't it.

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  92. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by psiclops · · Score: 1

    well yes, thank-you. i have been working out.

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  93. Depends on how they do it by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't mind joining a social network with my work email, and posting work-related stuff. I WOULD object to joining with my personal account with all the non-work stuff and wondering if I unfriended/deleted that old HS guy that posted racist stuff before the boss saw it.

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  94. EULA by Larry_Dillon · · Score: 1

    The real question is; "Can they make you agree to the EULA?"

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  95. Re:Mod manipulation by GreatBunzinni, aka Rui Maci by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, it's bonch.

    http://thinkgeek.shill.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2594904&cid=38520732
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2622364&cid=38709534
    http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2625760&cid=38732210

  96. Adobe by eigenstates · · Score: 1

    They force you to do it. Then there are the ones who thrive on it like Chambers. Remember- they guy who 100% botched the mobile Flash announcement?

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