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Aussie Politician Threatens To Contact Employers of Satirical Article "Likers"

Chuq writes "Tasmanian Liberal candidate for Bass, Andrew Nikolic, was the subject of a satirical article by NewExaminer on Facebook. Nikolic didn't like it, which is understandable. However he then went to considerable lengths to identify the people who liked the article, find out their employers (via their Facebook profiles) and 'name and shame' them on a follow-up post on his own page. Andrew Nikolic has a history of poorly handling conflicting views on his Facebook page, resulting in creation of another page, 'Andrew Nikolic blocked me.'"

195 comments

  1. Not much of a politician by crazyjj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Doesn't he know that a real politician gets his enemies back in *secret*?

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    1. Re:Not much of a politician by snookums · · Score: 1

      Find the "likers" on facebook.
      Find out what other things they like from their profiles.
      Introduce legislation to make all of those things illegal.
      Mwahahahaha!

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  2. warning: don't post! by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Funny

    NOTICE TO SLASH DOT USERS

    All posts on this article will be taken to constitute mockery of Tasmanian Liberal candidate for Bass, Andrew Nikolic, and the Slash Dotters in question will be dealt with accordingly.

    1. Re:warning: don't post! by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Funny

      FUCK HIM!

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    2. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Be more specific. With a Cucumber? Broom Handle? Butternut Squash? Live Squid? What?

    3. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your fist.

    4. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Broom Handle, sideways.

    5. Re:warning: don't post! by OzPeter · · Score: 4, Funny

      FUCK HIM!

      Well .. given he's from Tasmania .. that's a job that probably best left to one of his relatives.
       
      (For the US readers of /. Tasmania is the "West Virginia" of Australia. For foreigners of other denominations I'm not sure what the equivalent is. However in the spirit of an open discourse I would love to hear suggestions of similar designations from other countries!)

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    6. Re:warning: don't post! by _8553454222834292266 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Chainsaw

    7. Re:warning: don't post! by BluBrick · · Score: 4, Funny

      Perhaps, but gently, m'kay?

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    8. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Do you really think he's any better at that than at anything else?

    9. Re:warning: don't post! by realityimpaired · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Canada, it'd be Quebec. Literally. There are towns in rural Quebec with one surname. Something like 2/3 of Quebec's population is related as 2nd cousin or closer.

    10. Re:warning: don't post! by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1

      Uhm, A Tasmanian Devil would do...

    11. Re:warning: don't post! by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      I can't believe you just asked that on Slashdot.

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    12. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "3 bangs for your butt" dildo by TSX. (google it.... it's huge)

    13. Re:warning: don't post! by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 2

      sounds like newfoundland,

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    14. Re:warning: don't post! by gman003 · · Score: 1

      All of the above.

    15. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Brazil, that would be Ceará.

      You can then call him: Cearence, cabeça chata.

    16. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the mildly disturbing reviews I'm guessing he'd just enjoy that.

    17. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Northern alberta, pre-oil boom was like that too. Now everyone's mom has single name, like "Cherry", or "Angel" or something.

    18. Re:warning: don't post! by sempir · · Score: 0

      Be more specific. With a Cucumber? Broom Handle? Butternut Squash? Live Squid? What?

      Pineapple should do the job.

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    19. Re:warning: don't post! by Un+quebecois · · Score: 0

      Thank you. We are all a gang of Banjo loving crowd over here. See you later (in the wood). Kiss. kiss. XXX

    20. Re:warning: don't post! by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      IIRC the British equivalent is Norfolk.

      Origin of the term "Normal for Norfolk", look it up ;-)

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    21. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why make us do all the work? Let him fuck himself!

    22. Re:warning: don't post! by Genda · · Score: 1

      Ah Yes!!! Family trees that look like bamboo!!! Time for a little chlorine in the shallow end of the gene pool!

    23. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really thought almost everyone would vote live squid.

    24. Re:warning: don't post! by fustakrakich · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmm, I thought it would've been Buckingham Palace

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    25. Re:warning: don't post! by matunos · · Score: 1

      If I'm not mistaken, that's where former PM Jean Poutine is from.

    26. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you know its a US sight?

    27. Re:warning: don't post! by xaxa · · Score: 2

      IIRC the British equivalent is Norfolk.

      Origin of the term "Normal for Norfolk", look it up ;-)

      I'll come clean and admin I'm ¼ Norfolkish (?). At the last family gathering my great aunt, from Norfolk, said it was unfair how people made fun of Norfolk. Her younger brother, my great uncle, agreed.

      My grandma, the oldest by about 5 years, then listed four couples.
      Grandma: "Don't you remember old Charles the butcher? And Esme."
      G. Aunt: "Oh yes, they were a strange couple. Did they ever get married?"
      Grandma: "No. Esme was Charles' cousin."
      "And Mr Pitchin and Miss Ethlewhite" ... "And Mr. ..."

      I think the great aunt and great uncle had left Norfolk before they were old enough to be aware of such matters.

    28. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you, leave my brother alone! Yes I am Tasmania, but do not part take in family love.

      On the flip side, I never really liked the liberals policy, but at least the liberals in Tasmania are not totally batshit insane and support good projects like the NBN compared that twat in federal opposition Abbott. This thing here is a time waster by that silly guy who will regret his actions by searching facebook/naming and shaming them..

      Saying that though, Giddings has run the state into the ground with over spending and extreme budget cuts which will get her arse kicked out of the premier role and Labor going into opposition with Hodgman in charge for the Liberals.

    29. Re:warning: don't post! by Dusty101 · · Score: 1

      Where's the CowboyNeal option?

    30. Re:warning: don't post! by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      I sense a new Slashdot poll in the making...

    31. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bigotry is alive and well. You wouldn't get away with that if Tasmanian was a race. Tasmania is at least enlightened enough to have a socially progressive government (for now at least), so thankfully Liberal senators (and this guy isn't even) are thin on the ground right now. (For the foreigners, Liberal senators are conservatives in wolve's clothing.)

      Normally I'd let it go, but another Liberal over in WA, Premier Barnett, and even prospective PM Abbott, are making political judgements based on this kind of prejudice and it has to stop.

      Enjoy your minority mocking... for now.

    32. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... with over spending and extreme budget cuts

      Logic, Tasmanian style.

    33. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pssst...he's not tasmanian, he's a fly-in candidate

    34. Re:warning: don't post! by mjwx · · Score: 1

      FUCK HIM!

      Well .. given he's from Tasmania .. that's a job that probably best left to one of his relatives.

      (For the US readers of /. Tasmania is the "West Virginia" of Australia. For foreigners of other denominations I'm not sure what the equivalent is. However in the spirit of an open discourse I would love to hear suggestions of similar designations from other countries!)

      Upon contacting the office of Mr Nikolic he stated that it was a misquotation and his second head would be disciplined for this incident.

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    35. Re:warning: don't post! by ancienthart · · Score: 1

      But then he might get cancer. :D

    36. Re:warning: don't post! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Dry.

      And sideways.

      Simultaneously.

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    37. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Preferably with sizable Scandinavian pine wrapped in barbed wire.

    38. Re:warning: don't post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parachuted in. With a squad of commandos.

  3. Not even a politician by dontclapthrowmoney · · Score: 5, Informative

    He's not even a politician - he's preselected to run as a candidate in the as-yet-unscheduled federal election, which isn't likely to occur until 2013.

    1. Re:Not even a politician by mjwalshe · · Score: 2

      Not related to Nadine Dories is he perchance? She is the neighboring MP to me in befordshire and is known for similar things in the Uk

  4. Get this guy out of politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As far as I'm concerned, any politician who gets in a hissy fit over political satire simply doesn't have the balls to be a politician, regardless of any actual policies. Move over and make way for someone who can take a bit of criticism.

    1. Re:Get this guy out of politics by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In his defense, a childish sense of spite, narcissistic fury in defense of self-image(ideally delusional), and spiteful vindictiveness in the face of criticism are very strong qualifications for most positions of authority...

      Combine that with running on the 'war hero with strong ties to extraction industries' platform and a dose of good, old-fashioned Values, and we could have a real winner!

    2. Re:Get this guy out of politics by nomadic · · Score: 3, Informative

      "I hear ya.....tell that to Obama...I've never seen a guy with such thin skin."

      Actually, a non-biased observer would consider Obama even-tempered in the face of criticism to an unusual degree. Certainly doesn't have the kind of vitriolic defensiveness his predecessor had.

    3. Re:Get this guy out of politics by Phreakiture · · Score: 2

      I agree. I don't think Obama qualifies even remotely as thin-skinned.

      The example that immediately comes to mind would be when, while addressing a joint Congress, Joe Wilson yelled out, "You lie!" The President's response was, without raising his tone, to state simply, "that's not true." That was a truly even-handed response.

      No, I am not a fan of Obama, but his competitors scare the shit out of me.

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    4. Re:Get this guy out of politics by Brandano · · Score: 2

      Man, in his place I'd probably have said "Well, it's my job"... Unfortunately most people can't seem to recognize sarcasm.

    5. Re:Get this guy out of politics by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      In this case it is far more likely a future professional politician in it purely for the kick backs. Once he was in with his chance to get rich quick, he freaked out when he saw threats to his future profit potential.

      This kind of over reaction is mostly driven by greed. As another ex-military officer he has become accustomed to basically be able to destroy people who were insubordinate as a politician clearly he is carrying on like a moron and not woken up to who is for whom.

      In Australian terms he has really badly set himself up as a target for an enormous amount of mocking and public derision, being overly sensitive is something you really do not do, enemies will pounce both from within the party and from without.

      After attempt to get people fired for liking something he disliked and doing so very, very publicly, the chance that he will survive to the next election are pretty much nil.

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    6. Re:Get this guy out of politics by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      Man, in his place I'd probably have said "Well, it's my job"... Unfortunately most people can't seem to recognize sarcasm.

      I think he should have said "...down with your wife!"

    7. Re:Get this guy out of politics by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      yes i think Loise Mensch handled some troll on twitter quite well - basically told them to F off she doesn't bully esialy.

    8. Re:Get this guy out of politics by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      Well American politicians are polite to the point of obsequiousness - as some one I know who works in the palace of Westminster - they call each other far worse things that get on TV or in hansard.

      There was also the major bar fight in teh HOC recently when a now ex labor MP fought 3 conservatives and one labour MP before being arrested.

      Though one observer commented that's nothing Norman Tebbit got punched actually in the HOC chamber

    9. Re:Get this guy out of politics by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Sounds like we need more 4 year olds in office.

    10. Re:Get this guy out of politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? She called every insult misogynistic and sexual - even when the only offensive words were Tory, stupid and conniving....

      She's calling for legislation to deal with her bullies....

      She hasn't handled it at all - she's ran to the teacher, crying and lying all the way.

    11. Re:Get this guy out of politics by metaforest · · Score: 1

      I think he should have said "...down with your wife!"

      Michelle would have beat Barak bloody and castrated him, right there in full view of congress, with her nail file, if he'd said that.

  5. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... Some people express their opinions on Facebook, and some other people express their counter opinions on Facebook. Did I miss the part where Facebook profiles were supposed to be anonymous or something?

    Who cares?

    1. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you missed is that the person who had a mildly amusing satirical article posted about them, threatened to contact the employers of the people who "liked" that article on Facebook. Something quite clearly evident from the summary.

      Also, here's the article:

      BASS Liberal candidate Andrew Nikolic has come under fire for claiming he was heroically killed in action during service in Afghanistan. News of Nikolic’s alleged death emerged on Anzac Day, when the retired army soldier was paying tribute to those serving overseas. ``I know first hand the dangers of bringing democracy to Afghanistan,’’ he told a group of ex-servicemen last week, ``having been killed by hostile sniper fire whilst attempting to rescue four young children from Taliban rebels,’’ he claimed. The revelations, which could damage his candidacy for political office, follow rumours that Nikolic had previously claimed to have been ``fatally wounded by enemy machine gun fire in Iraq,’’ as well as ``suffering slow, painful death by torture at the hands of Tamil militants in 2002.’’ But Nikolic’s political opponents say the claims simply aren’t true. ``If he really was killed in Iraq, what was he doing handing out balloons at Agfest this morning?’’ asked sitting Bass MHR Geoff Lyons. ``So it appears he’s simply inflating his credentials in a cheap bid to pick up a few votes,’’ Lyons added. ``Although my army contacts do admit he nearly died at the hands of his own troops during his last tour of Afghanistan.’‘

  6. Cyberstalking ? by redelm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't know what qualifies as cyberstalking under 'stralian law, but this looks like it might qualify. I don't know any law that limits cyberstalking to just one target. Digging out an employer is quite an intrusion, obviously intended to intimidate.

    Of course there will be some Parlimentary Privilige, but I believe that applies only to comment on the floor, not elsewhere.

    1. Re:Cyberstalking ? by Nidi62 · · Score: 2

      Seeing as how he hasn't even been elected yet, would any privilege even apply?

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    2. Re:Cyberstalking ? by sg_oneill · · Score: 3, Funny

      My best suggestion is to tell him on his Facebook page. He probably doesn't read slashdot!

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    3. Re:Cyberstalking ? by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 2

      I don't know what qualifies as cyberstalking under 'stralian law, but this looks like it might qualify.

      Isn't the whole point of facebook to collect your own collection of friendly cyber-stalkers?

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    4. Re:Cyberstalking ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how it is an intrusion. These people put their employer on their facebook profile. That's just stupid. But they did it, and made it public (or friended this guy). Either way - no stalking at all. It took almost no work to do.

    5. Re:Cyberstalking ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how it is an intrusion. These people drove to their employer in public. That's just stupid. But they did it. Either way, it took almost no work to follow them physically to work.

      FTFY. Real stalking is pretty darn easy, especially if you're not being secretive about it. It's about the menace, the expressed desire to find out information about someone, and the implied desire to use that information to cause them harm. They may have made it easier for this guy, but they didn't invite him to check their places of work on their profiles, nor did facebook send him a list unrequested. The ease of the act doesn't weigh in to the morality of the act.

    6. Re:Cyberstalking ? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      I don't know what qualifies as cyberstalking under 'stralian law, but this looks like it might qualify. I don't know any law that limits cyberstalking to just one target. Digging out an employer is quite an intrusion, obviously intended to intimidate.

      Perhaps. But if the information was there on the web page, then really, it's the liker's fault for making that information public.

      The internet is a harsh mistress - because what separates it from life as we knew it is two things:

      1) It never forgets Something you posted 20 years ago can come back today. Deleting the original doesn't guarantee destruction of many copies (see Streisand Effect). Very rarely, if at all, has human society ever experienced something like this.

      2) It's global. What was something meant to be among friends is easily spread throughout the world

      Combined together, everything one does on the Internet is basically logged, filed, classified, and avialable for lookup. Finding out who "liked" something is fairly easy. And from there, finding out more information on them because they made it public, even easier.

      Digging out the employer can be quite easy by just Googling the person if it's part of their public profile. Sure making it even easier to see may be a dick move, but if it's publicly available online, I don't see the problem. Heck, stuff like that often crops up due to th Streisand effect.

    7. Re:Cyberstalking ? by redelm · · Score: 1
      [cyber]stalking is not about using illegal means to gather information. It is about using otherwise legal information in a threatening or intimidating way. The key is the _threat_, not otherwise easily classified as assault or blackmail. That is why it is a new and controversial offense.

      Of course, Phazbuch makes it ever so much worse by default privacy settings that help them build a network and show off a product at the risk of user privacy. MS does the same.

    8. Re:Cyberstalking ? by Hentes · · Score: 1

      [cyber]stalking is not about using illegal means to gather information.

      Yes it is.

      It is about using otherwise legal information in a threatening or intimidating way.

      That's called, surpisingly, intimidation, and only applies in case of possible physical harm.

    9. Re:Cyberstalking ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He has blocked anyone who has opinions contrary to his own. The only ones who can now comment are his sycophntic supporters. He has also had the page "Andrew Nikolic blocked me" removed from FB

  7. HMMMM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Sounds just like liberals and socialists here in the USA! (sorry for the obvious redundancy)

    1. Re:HMMMM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because Barack Obama asks his followers to "report" other people? And accuses (by name) Mitt Romney donors of being tax cheats and criminals?

    2. Re:HMMMM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yahoo! News comment sections called, they miss you.

  8. Broken link? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    At first I thought that we had slashdotted facebook, but thinking about it further it seems that facebook has already taken the page most likely to be offensive and problematic offline.

    Either that, or the submitter typed the wrong URL.

    I must admit I was perhaps guilty of some morbid curiousity to see what sort of naming and shaming was going on.

    1. Re:Broken link? by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      If having a decent sense of humour and an interest in politics (one seems to actually require the other) is "shaming", he can continue to his heart's content. I think most will know who should actually be embarrassed his behaviour.

    2. Re:Broken link? by Beekeepers · · Score: 1

      Here's a picture, sans the personal information (full names and workplaces): http://i.imgur.com/33ye8.png

  9. Nothing to see by BeerCat · · Score: 2

    According to his own page (https://www.facebook.com/AndrewNikolic4Bass/posts/327230677345451), "I have removed my response on this issue from Facebook"

    Which means that the link up top no longer works.

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    1. Re:Nothing to see by tqk · · Score: 1

      According to his own page (Andrew Nikolic), "I have removed my response on this issue from Facebook"

      That's it?!? No apology for having no sense of humour? No apology for threatening to report FB Likes to employers? No apology for having blown innocuous criticism way out of proportion when he's running for a seat in the legislature? What's he going to do in candidate debates? Bring a gun?

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    2. Re:Nothing to see by idontgno · · Score: 1

      That's it?!? No apology for having no sense of humour?

      I think it's evidence of a well-balanced personality. His absolute lack of humor is very well offset by his complete lack of shame. That's a winning combination for a wanna-be politician, too. Now, if only he could scrape up some charm from someplace...

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  10. The handlers are using handcuffs... by samazon · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Having worked on a political campaign.... It's getting more and more difficult to keep the "nastygrams" away from the candidate and his/her family these days. When you're on the trail especially, it's important to make sure that (a) your candidate stays focused and (b) your candidate's family and friends know that lashing out against these attacks makes the candidate look worse. It's hard to do that when everybody's Facebooking away at home with private accounts (and fake accounts... sigh...) - suffice to say, if any politician reacts like that to something so petty on Facebook, what other unreasonable reactions will s/he have?

    $0.02 - Nikolic needs a better campaign manager, if s/he is letting him do this kind of crazy shit.

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    1. Re:The handlers are using handcuffs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were an Australian you'd be glad Nikolic doesn't have a better campaign manager (or isn't listening to him/her).

      If you're going to be ruled by a sociopath at least you'd him to not be as stupid and petty.

  11. This guy's a liberal? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd hate to see what Tasmania's conservatives are like 8-(

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    1. Re:This guy's a liberal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      he's a "big L" Liberal.

      Confusingly in Australia, the Liberal Party are the conservatives and the Labor Party are the liberals (with the Greens to the left of them).

      Of course, our Liberal Party would probably be to the left of the US's congressional democrats on most issues..

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    2. Re:This guy's a liberal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Confusingly yanks use the term "liberal" in a different way to the rest of the world. Liberalism in the rest of the world means small government, and "hands off".
      In Australia the "Liberal Party" is actually conservative. The Labor Party are centre-right. And the Greens manage to be the only major left-wing party. But give them power and they'll get corrupted as well.

    3. Re:This guy's a liberal? by tgd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      he's a "big L" Liberal.

      Confusingly in Australia, the Liberal Party are the conservatives and the Labor Party are the liberals (with the Greens to the left of them).

      Of course, our Liberal Party would probably be to the left of the US's congressional democrats on most issues..

      --Q

      That's the real issue. The US is so conservative, our labels don't sync up well with the rest of the world, especially in the last 25 years. Case in point: Reagan's positions would make him center or left of center in the *Democrat* party these days. The US right has more in common now with the Taliban than what was traditionally considered "conservative" for most of the US' history.

    4. Re:This guy's a liberal? by OzPeter · · Score: 2

      The US is so conservative, our labels don't sync up well with the rest of the world, especially in the last 25 years.

      I don't think its a case of labels not matching up, but of the GOP (conservatives) being a conglomeration of several different groups. You have fiscal conservatives shoulder to shoulder with social conservatives as well as neocons (if they are a separate group)

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    5. Re:This guy's a liberal? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      Nixon would be a far-left Democrat today but I think Reagan would still be very much in the Republican party...he was a borrow-and-spend pro-war social conservative (although we'd probably just call him a bigot by today's standards, socially he was off today's charts to the right) just like Bush Jr. Fiscally though he would be a centrist, leftish among Republicans today, but I don't think the Democrats would have him.

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    6. Re:This guy's a liberal? by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      That's the real issue. The US is so conservative, our labels don't sync up well with the rest of the world, especially in the last 25 years. Case in point: Reagan's positions would make him center or left of center in the *Democrat* party these days. The US right has more in common now with the Taliban than what was traditionally considered "conservative" for most of the US' history.

      I enjoy pointing out that a century ago you could destroy a Canadian politician's career by labeling him an "American Sympathizer" in the media.

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    7. Re:This guy's a liberal? by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 2

      Yeah, the Labor Party are getting less liberal every day.

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    8. Re:This guy's a liberal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Confusingly yanks use the term "liberal" in a different way to the rest of the world.

      It is most commonly used to mean "anybody I don't like," usually preceded by the word "typical." It has lost all useful meaning.

    9. Re:This guy's a liberal? by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Confusingly yanks use the term "liberal" in a different way to the rest of the world. Liberalism in the rest of the world means small government, and "hands off". In Australia the "Liberal Party" is actually conservative. The Labor Party are centre-right. And the Greens manage to be the only major left-wing party. But give them power and they'll get corrupted as well.

      This is because the US founding fathers espoused Liberal (big L) beliefs, touting small government and personal freedoms. Therefore, US "conservatives" want a conservative reading of the founding documents (Constitution, federalist papers, et al) and a conservative application of laws and government (as little as necessary), while US "liberals" want a liberal reading of founding documents (allowing for things like abuse of the interstate commerce clause) and liberal application of government solutions (as much as the tax base can bear).

      The rest of the former British Empire slowly changed from monarchy to democracy, so "conservative" to them means a return to autocracy, whereas "liberal" means personal freedom. It gets confusing discussing politics on the Internet as a result, so remember to use more than titles (R/D/Con/Lib).

    10. Re:This guy's a liberal? by whoever57 · · Score: 2

      That's the real issue. The US is so conservative, our labels don't sync up well with the rest of the world, especially in the last 25 years.

      I think it is worse than that. I think the divsions between US parties are in a different dimension to the divisions between parties in different countries.

      What are some of the big issues dividing the Dems and Repubs: Abortion rights, gay marriage, etc. They are social issues, not economic issues. In other countries these things are not discussed in the context of political affiliation. .

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    11. Re:This guy's a liberal? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      As European, I find it highly amusing what is decried as "socialism" in the US these days. For Cthulhu's sake, the Democrats are not even a member of the Socialist International and would get laughed out of the room if they'd try to join. Well, ok, they let the German SPD stay, but that is more for historical (or rather hysterical, as in laughter) reasons than for anything else...

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    12. Re:This guy's a liberal? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't That's a "Ridiculous Liberal Myth" - (ho ho! Did you see what I did there?)

      The word liberal, for example, in the UK is generally synonymous with "Guardian Reader", meaning "Someone left of center, cares about those less fortunate than themselves, believes in social justice, wants a government that's soft and cuddly rather than hard and spiky" (OK, that last bit is a little awkward, but the point is... well, "National Health Service? Yay! Death Penalty, wars, and torture? Boo!" sums it up.)

      I wouldn't say it's the same thing as the US definition, because people who describe themselves as liberals in the US tend to be way to the right of people who describe themselves as liberals in the UK.

      What you're confusing is how liberal is used in context. Liberal economics for instance, is a generally libertarian school of thought. You'll find non-English speaking people using the L word to describe those economics, but they're not talking politics when they do.

      This isn't to deny that the term liberal has different definitions in different countries, but to suggest it's "In the US - left of extreme right; in the rest of the world - libertarianism" is, well, just wrong. It's an over-generalization that's most obviously wrong when applied to the birthplace of the English language.

      Now, socialism on the other hand - America is the only country I know of that defines socialism as "Anything the government does that I don't like" rather than "A moral philosophy based upon the idea of people working together, for the common good, rather than in competition with one another." The fact that some Americans actually understand both definitions simultaneously and end up saying things like "Open source?! That's SOCIALISM! Do you really want the GOVERNMENT to control all programming?!" is, well, more difficult to understand.

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    13. Re:This guy's a liberal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would prefer if at least some of them had a liberal reading of the constitution. Sadly, most of them shrug it off as a "just a goddamned piece of paper".

    14. Re:This guy's a liberal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He raised taxes many times. He wouldn't be re-electable these days in the Republican party because they all seem to need to 'sign the pledge' (http://www.npr.org/2011/07/14/137800715/the-man-behind-the-gops-tax-pledge ) not to raise taxes.

    15. Re:This guy's a liberal? by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Indeed. But now we have precedents and what not, which make it hard to back-track on any of the less than honest reading of that esoteric document. Judges hate having to take a stand on something the rest of their kin was already decided is interpreted one way or the other...perhaps that's the reason for the rise of activist judges...remember, they are only an activist if they espouse an opinion different from your own.

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    16. Re:This guy's a liberal? by Genda · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are actually only three real liberals left in Washington D.C., and they're kept in a glass case at the Smithsonian. Here the liberals are mild Social Conservatives, the middle-of-the-road are Libertarian, and the conservatives are escaped Mental Patients and Religious Fanatics (or both.) Somehow over the last 30 years, corporate interests have found a way to only fund folks who were politically further and further right of center, so that at this point the center is further right than the far right was in 1980. I'm guessing by 2050, if the trend continues, the middle road American politician will publicly be stating that "Hitler was a wuss", human live sacrifices at the reflecting pool near the Washington Monument will commence immediately and that goosestepping in jackboots is an excellent form of aerobic exercise.

    17. Re:This guy's a liberal? by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      he's a "big L" Liberal.

      Confusingly in Australia, the Liberal Party are the conservatives and the Labor Party are the liberals (with the Greens to the left of them).

      Of course, our Liberal Party would probably be to the left of the US's congressional democrats on most issues..

      --Q

      Of course you upside-downies would do that. I'm surprised you haven't fallen off the planet yet.

    18. Re:This guy's a liberal? by Genda · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but Ronny (a sweet guy personally) worked for the large corporate interests. He had been a business spokesman (some say shill, but I suspect he was sincere about his beliefs in Corporate America) since doing commercial for "20 Mule Team Borax Laundry Soap" back in the 50s. He was neither the best actor (see "Bed Time for Bonzo") nor the brightest light that shined (see 'Catsup is a vegetable"), but as politicians go, he was warm, persuasive, and could read his scripts like they were his own words, in short, a great spokesman. Whatever his political persuasions were personally, his handlers were committed to hijacking the American political system and in that sense they were wildly effective. The result was moving America profoundly to the right, ignoring either law or legal precedent to do so (over 300 people in the Reagan Administration were arrested or investigated for stealing, cheating, pilfering, illegal fixing, tampering with and manipulation of government, or just running over the nation rough shod... more that any administration in history) add stuffing the federal courts including the supreme court with ideologues (something that would be finished by the Bush Administration(s)), and the end to functional American government as we know it becomes a fait accompli.

      Strangely enough, in today's hyper right political climate, Ronny would be viewed as a social liberal, a tax and spend liberal (forgive me a "Revenue Enhancement" and spend liberal), but as has already been said, his underlying political positions would certainly keep him out of Democratic territory.

    19. Re:This guy's a liberal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry - the US bought e.g. UK politicians to ensure the there is convergence on the US standard - just like IP laws, whores on drugs and the like.

    20. Re:This guy's a liberal? by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      while US "liberals" want a liberal reading of founding documents (allowing for things like abuse of the interstate commerce clause)

      Strawman.

      and liberal application of government solutions (as much as the tax base can bear)

      Strawman.

      --Jeremy

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    21. Re:This guy's a liberal? by Genda · · Score: 1

      That's because men like Karl Rove (Turdblossom to his friends) engineered huge social wedge issues to get the Religious folk all up and pissy. As soon as someone with a real issue like the destruction of the middle class began to talk, certain conservative candidates could go "Abortion... Boogah, boogah, boogah" or "Homosexuals... Boogah, boogah, boogah" and in a predictably Pavlovian response the forebrains of folks with strong religious views would shut down in the flood of adrenalin that shot out of their enrages adrenal glands.

      So we now have about a dozen or so political topics whose only purpose is to end sane debate and distract about 40% of the American people from forming anything resembling a sound or logical opinion. By the way, don't get me wrong, the Dems have their wedge issues too, they just play them a little different. That's because their keepers (the monied interests in Hollywood), have a different agenda. In any case, to paraphrase "Meet the New Boss, same as the Old Boss..." -- The Who "Won't be fooled again".

    22. Re:This guy's a liberal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's truly mind boggling how far to the right US conservatives are these days. It's time for a Godwin. Did you know that one of the first things Hitler did after he came to power was padlock the family planning clinics and declare abortion a crime against the state?

    23. Re:This guy's a liberal? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      What are some of the big issues dividing the Dems and Repubs: Abortion rights, gay marriage, etc. They are social issues, not economic issues. In other countries these things are not discussed in the context of political affiliation. .

      Exactly. The current government in the UK (which is mostly the Conservative party (305 MPs), with a few Liberal Democrats (57)) is being accused in the conservative media of focussing too much on social issues, like gay marriage.

      But the argument is not that gay people shouldn't be able to get married -- I'm not certain, but I think the proposal for change has come from the conservative part of the coalition government. Instead, some bits of media are complaining that debating time in Parliament should be spent fixing the economy, as that's more important.

      (The government says they have time for both.)

      This article further backs up what you wrote: (the Telegraph is the most right-wing/conservative of the "proper" newspapers, i.e. it's a big newspaper not full of pictures, celebrities, the royal family or sport.)

      In America this week, David Cameron will see a Republican Party expending a great deal of time and energy deciding how, precisely, it will lose the presidential election in November. As fractious as the Tory tribe can be, it has nothing on the GOP in 2012 for splits, disaggregation and pointless introspection.

        Nor has British party politics been infected thus far by the culture wars that have so disfigured American politics, or the “God gap” – the chasm between secular voters and those whose religion guides their electoral behaviour.

    24. Re:This guy's a liberal? by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      And the members of Socialist International aren't even that socialist. In Denmark, we have two significant political parties that are even further to the left than the Social Democrats, who are members of SI.

      The Socialist People's Party (SF) and the Red-Green Alliance (Enhedslisten), and SF is even part of the current government.

      American politics are fucked up. The commienazifascistabortionmurderers in the Democratic Party would be well at home alongside the Conservative People's Party around these parts.

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    25. Re:This guy's a liberal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor has British party politics been infected thus far by the culture wars that have so disfigured American politics, or the “God gap” – the chasm between secular voters and those whose religion guides their electoral behaviour.

      Give it time. Cameron has already said we are a "christian nation".

    26. Re:This guy's a liberal? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Heck, Obama taught constitutional law, and it seems even he doesn't know anything about the constitution. :)

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    27. Re:This guy's a liberal? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Does saying strawman suddenly make it not true? He listed the original intentions of the two parties. Unfortunately, both parties moved into the big government position, and feel that more laws/regulations will solve every issue.

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  12. Looks like we all have an article to 'like'.... by A+Commentor · · Score: 3

    Since the satire story is not directly linked.. just go to the "On Facebook" link above and down to May 3rd... It's the only post that day... Lets see if we can get it over 100,000.... It's only 67 right now....

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  13. Re:Typical neoconspam by caffemacchiavelli · · Score: 5, Informative

    Don't care about the troll, but for anyone who doesn't want to look it up:

    "Liberal" in Australia's Liberal Party refers to economic liberalism, not center-left politics. They're pretty firm in right-wing territory, including the obligatory hate against homosexuals and women's rights. Add gun crazies, religious zealots and Birchers and you'd have the GOP*.

    *I'll refrain from making the obvious "Remove gun crazies, religious zealots and Birchers from the GOP and you're left with nothing" joke. Well, maybe not.

  14. Re:Typical by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's a bit of a shock, I know, but those strange and barbarous foreign people are allowed to use words in a way that is different than their use in the US. I'm not sure why Jesus allows it; but it happens.

    In this case, the Tasmanian Liberals are more or less similar to those American 'Conservatives' who are still pretending to endorse the 'compassionate conservative' label.

    Note key phrases such as "We believe in the importance of the family and that the standards of a free society should support family ideals.", "We further believe government should not compete with an efficient private sector", "We believe that Australia has a constructive role to play in maintaining international peace in alliance with other free nations", and "We further believe that competitive enterprise, the free choice of consumers in the marketplace and individual effort will maximise economic growth and national prosperity.".

    You'd need a local observer to say to what degree these reflect genuine classical 'Liberalism', in something resembling the 19th century sense, and to what degree they reflect the rhetorical coating of a group of privatization-crazed crony capitalists with strong ties to local extraction industries and an enthusiasm for foreign policy adventurism; but these are not the 'liberals' in the American sense of the term...

  15. Free speech cuts both ways by Hentes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You are free to express your opinions, but there are a few things to keep in mind. If you support an opinion by 'liking' it, you are basically supporting it with your name. It's like signing a petition: you surrender your anonymity in order to give more weight to the statement. But that will also mean that others disagreeing with you might like you less in the future, which is why you should only give your name to something you really agree with. This guy basically just republished the data others made publicly available on Facebook, which he is also free to do.

    1. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the courts here in the U.S. just declared that "likes" are not a form of free speech. Therefore, they have no real meaning and therefore can't be construed as assigning your name to anything.

    2. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by OzPeter · · Score: 2

      You are free to express your opinions

      Actually no. There is no such thing as "free speech" in Australia.
       
      And "freedom of speech" varies by country around the world: Freedom of speech by country

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    3. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually no. There is no such thing as "free speech" in Australia.

      Of course there is. Free speech is a human right, not something granted by the government. If free speech is abridged, it's a human rights violation. Ergo, there is free speech in Australia, but there may also be human rights violations in Australia.

    4. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by H0p313ss · · Score: 2

      ... there may also be human rights violations in Australia.

      Who knew?

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    5. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Free speech itself is not considered a human right. The idea that it would is a US-only concept. What is granted as human right is freedom of opinion (e.g. UDHR art. 19, ECHR art. 9), which is not the same thing. You have the right to 1) have an opinion and 2) voice it **in the limits of the law**. And it does not apply to mere analogies that appear on Slashdot like "porn = speech".

    6. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You do realize that human rights are not defined solely by international treaties and declarations, right?

    7. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if rights are not defined in the things called bill of rights, where else? If you mean informally, that's what one would call "culture". Culture is why free speech is considered a human right by some, not by some others.

      I mean, I'm generally against censorship, but I'm happy that governments are able to ban the most obnoxious stuff, and that people can't use "free speech" as a generic excuse for posting hateful or harmful contents.

    8. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm generally against censorship, but...

      Then you're a liar. You're not against censorship. Fuck you.

    9. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You take "Free speech" as a religious principle that should be left untouched. But building a law system is specially not about taking things religiously, but taking the right balance. Even the prohibition of killing people (which is also under a religious prohibition among Jews and Christians) is not absolute in law, as there are rare cases where killing someone is lawful. But you should first try hard avoiding getting there. Same way, censorship is a bad thing, so you really should avoid, but there are rare cases where you can't do otherwise.

    10. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...the right balance...

      Fascist drivel.

      Being "lawful" doesn't make it right. It just means an elite group can commit a crime legally, for the "greater good" (or "lessor evil") of course.

    11. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When there is freedom, there are people who abuse the freedom to harm others. The purpose of law is to draw the line.

      For example, I enjoy my freedom of bringing a knife to lunch break in the park. As it happens muggers also bring their knives. To prevent crime, police can seize weapons from criminals. Dictature happens not because of this limitation, but when the police does not make any more the difference between a peaceful citizen slicing bread and a criminal being violent.

      Same goes for all kinds of freedoms protected by law and constitutions: you're free until you misuse and start to harm other people. This definition has been consistently used from the French revolution (Declaration des Droits, 1789, art. 4), John Stuart Mill (On Liberty, 1859) to modern Libertarians in the US ( http://www.libertarianism.com/content/definitions-of-libertarianism/lib_101 ) and even, you guess it, the Australian government ( http://www.immi.gov.au/living-in-australia/choose-australia/about-australia/five-freedoms.htm )

    12. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Words are not actions. They cannot apply any physical force, no matter how nasty you say them. They cannot cause harm. Restriction of any kind is fascism. We need to use our guns to protect our rights to speak.

    13. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by MacWiz · · Score: 1

      I almost always like sarcasm. If people don't agree with that, I really don't care whether they like me or not.

      Especially if they're an employer.

    14. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're just trying to be provcative. Speaking *is* an action and there are many ways to harm people by words only.

    15. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...there are many ways to harm people by words only.

      Absolutely not. It's impossible to cause real harm by words only. It's all in the perceptions of the listener. And that's where the responsibility lies 100% of the time. It takes physical action to cause harm. These are incontrovertible absolutes. As inviolable as any other law of nature. To restrict speech in any fashion is fascism.

    16. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crimes can be committed by words: shouting "We're all going to die" in a plane convincingly enough to provocate a panic is already a crime. Or shout "kill him!" in a Rally with the President. You could offer money to kill (or for sex, in some places of the world), or demanding money to not kill a bunch of children. You do not need to actually have weapons or the money with you to be illegal, you jut need to play convincing.

      You could make false accusations and ruin someone's family or business. You could convince someone to commit suicide (which is a crime in many places if the person actually attempts suicide afterwards, whether successful or not).
      You could drive someone so much crazy that s/he gets a heart attack.

      It's not only the words, but how seriously you say them. But words surely can harm others and lead you to jail.

    17. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...But words surely can harm others...

      Nope.. only the action can harm others. Words cannot. Just because some panicky types might react (emphasize might) thusly, it does not give intrinsic value to the words, because words have absolutely no intrinsic value. If they did, everybody would react precisely the same way to any particular words, regardless of the 'seriousness' of the speaker. So you're still wrong, and censorship of any kind and criminalizing any speech is fascism.

    18. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course words are not actions, words are an abstract concept. The actions are called "talking" and "publishing texts." You are liable for the consequences of what you say and write. You'll discover "just kiddind" or "free speech" are not a valid defence if what you said or published had tragic consequence. But also in this discussion you've mistaken your fight. The important freedom to protect is the one to say "I disagree." Your freedom never included "purposely creating panic." Maybe you'd like it to be the case, but it's not.

    19. Re:Free speech cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is wrong to hold me accountable for the actions of others, no matter what their motivation. You have it exactly backwards. Censorship is fascist.

  16. I'm Andrew Nikolic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And this is no joke, I will name and shame every single one of you! I'll tell your boss on you, or your mother, or your wife, or your MMO buddies, whoever I can find! This indignity will not stand! I will backtrace you and report you to the cyber police if necessary!

    - Andrew

    1. Re:I'm Andrew Nikolic by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Fuck you, I am the cyber police.

      Try me.

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  17. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Oh did you think they where actually Liberals. When do Liberals ever do that. Its doublespeak as it always tends to be. These people never grow up.

  18. Who else? by Daetrin · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Tasmanian Liberal candidate for Bass, Andrew Nikolic"

    So who do the Liberals have running for lead singer, guitar and drums?

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    1. Re:Who else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Tasmanian Liberal candidate for Bass, Andrew Nikolic"

      So who do the Liberals have running for lead singer, guitar and drums?

      I'm more interested in who the Labor party is pitting against him. The Labor candidate for Sturgeon will have his work cut out for him.

    2. Re:Who else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really don't want to know. They're even bigger douchebags.

  19. Re:Typical by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    My suspicion is that the only 19th century thing about them is their brand of social policy(the parts that aren't 12th century, of course); but without a detailed knowledge of Australian politics I wanted to leave open the possibility that they weren't actually lying abhumans who leave a slime trail when they move...

  20. Whining like a little bitch by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wow, nice way to bust "macho Australian" and "tough vet" stereotypes in one fell swoop. Please let him be a "defence of marriage" type as well, those are always the funniest when they get busted trawling for trade in airport bathrooms.

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    1. Re:Whining like a little bitch by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I wonder if he turns into a mean little bastard with something to prove when he's had a couple too many drinks?

    2. Re:Whining like a little bitch by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      That's assuming he's not one already? :)

    3. Re:Whining like a little bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't everybody?

    4. Re:Whining like a little bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I have some good news for you in that case - he is.

    5. Re:Whining like a little bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid he is, with emphasis on "little"

  21. you done goofed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you forgot "Consequences will never be the same" and "hnnnnrrrrrr"

    You also forgot Poland.

  22. Freedom of Speech by msobkow · · Score: 2

    Some politicians think it applies only to people who agree with them.

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    1. Re:Freedom of Speech by Skapare · · Score: 1

      What? Think? I didn't know they could do that. Are you sure? Are they self-aware?

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    2. Re:Freedom of Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will probably like the US approach to Free Speech.

      http://i.imgur.com/clTI8.jpg

  23. Andrew Nikolic quote by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    Straight from the mouth and Facebook page of a Australia Liberal politician.
    "it's probably best you relocate your interaction to sites more suited to your ideological perspectives. This is a supporter's site for a Liberal Campaign after all." - Andrew Nikolic

    When a Liberal politician openly admits that he has no interest is listening to or even allowing you to continue talking about issues that he disagrees with (and even continually threatens those who disagree with him [earlier in that same comment he threatens to contact the students university]), what hope is there for the future?

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    1. Re:Andrew Nikolic quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outside the US, i.e. where "social" and "labour" are no terms of abuse, "liberal" was as name a long time ago taken by people wanting more "liberty" for buisinesses, i.e. less rules for people with money, less rights for people without money.

      Or to quote Oscar Wilde's The importance of being earnest:

      Lady Bracknell: What are your politics?
      Jack: Well, I am afraid I really have none. I am a Liberal Unionist.

      Lady Bracknell. Oh, they count as Tories. They dine with us.

  24. Candidate for Bass? by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    ""Tasmanian Liberal candidate for Bass..."

    Interesting. Is there a candidate for Perch? What about Walleye?

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    1. Re:Candidate for Bass? by deathlyslow · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking more like Pike or Alligator Gar. Lots of teeth and once they get a grip on something they don't let go. I can't stand politicians.

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    2. Re:Candidate for Bass? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      I was going to be impressed that they elect their bass players, rather than just picking them out of a bar. I wonder if they elect lead singers, too?

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    3. Re:Candidate for Bass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Matter of fact,.....Yes
      ex-activist,federal MP for "Kingsford Smith", and our Australian Minister foir School Education, Early Childhood and Youth, Peter Garrett
      Also Known as "That guy, you know, the politician that used to sing for "Midnight Oil"".

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/peter_Garrett

  25. Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know who that guy ought to get involved with? Barbara Streisand. They both have the same unfailing strategy for dealing with privacy and publicity. Welcome to the Internet, Nick. I'm writing in from Africa, where I'd never heard of this dude until now. Probably not what he had in mind.

  26. Re:Typical neoconspam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Left or right wing has nothing to do with homosexuals or women's rights at all. It refers ONLY to economic politics. Economic liberalism is in fact *the same thing* as right wing politics.

  27. Vote Nikolic for Warlord of Tasmania by Jesus_C_of_Nazareth · · Score: 2

    Nikolic's profile on his campaign site seems to almost entirely given over to describing his military experience. A decent military record is certainly a positive trait, yet a bit strange when overplayed to the exclusion of almost everything else. Did he miss his chance for a position in Myanmar, and is now settling for Tasmania?

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  28. Fuck you, Andrew Nikolic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet you are a cock gobbling ass licking retard when you think no one is watching.

    Greetings from the USA. Come and see us, we will spit on your stupid face.

  29. That has never been true anywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The terms stem from the french parliament where progressives used to sit on the left side and "conservatives" on the right side. These days there are no universal definitions of what are left and right wing and the terms are even more meaningless if we look at economic politics. For example, both socialists and anarchists are considered left wing, though their views on the desired economic system are like night and day. I think that most widely agreed definitions base "left-wing" on some form of social justice and equality and right-wing on being conservative (both economic and social conservatism). That's not 100% perfect but it's pretty much as good as can be expect for such simple terms.

    I'm not aware of any point in history or any location on earth, in which the terms would have referred solely on economic principles and not on the whole parties/social movements/etc...

    1. Re:That has never been true anywhere by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the GP was (accurately) decoupling liberalism from left/right. The confusion is in the minds of US bloviators, who like to confound socialists and social democrats as 'libruls', though socialists are usually far from liberal.

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    2. Re:That has never been true anywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has been true for a long time, all over the world. Not everyone has understood it though. The term only originates from the French revolution, but it's is not and has never been what it actually means.

      Anarchism isn't a left-wing ideology either. If you would take a look at the political compass, you find them at the very bottom (=extremely liberal on social politics), but they range from very left to very right economically. They don't have a unified stance on economy. Though I would hazard a guess that most anarchists lean to the left.

      So now you are aware of a point in history and location on earth in which the terms have referred solely to economic principles. Congratulations.

  30. Re:Typical neoconspam by caffemacchiavelli · · Score: 1

    As the other AC said, the terms aren't specific. If you want something more meaningful, try the political compass (or grid), which splits the usual left/right range into two lines, one each for social and economic views. A pro-market social conservative would be upper right, while a left-libertarian would score in the lower left. It would also take care of the problem with the word "libertarian" which has been claimed by Ayn Rand's crowd, much to the chagrin of libertarians outside the US.

  31. Re:Typical neoconspam by Taty'sEyes · · Score: 1

    What's a "Bircher"? Someone who makes clothing from birch trees? Maybe it is someone with a strange sexual fetish involving said trees? Please enlighten me.

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  32. Re:Typical by Fjandr · · Score: 1

    without a detailed knowledge of Australian politics I wanted to leave open the possibility that they weren't actually lying abhumans who leave a slime trail when they move...

    That's a remote possibility anywhere. After all, we are talking about politicians (or wannabes, anyway) after all. The ones who aren't lying abhumans leaving a slime trail when they move are extreme outliers anywhere in the world.

  33. Re:Typical by Fjandr · · Score: 1

    *headdesk*
    And I apparently repeat myself, apparently. This is why I shouldn't post when I'm not awake.

  34. Re:Typical by Xiaran · · Score: 1

    Australian here. You also should keep in mind that the Australian Liberal Party(and in reflection the state Liberal parties) is usually part of a coalition with the National Party who are generally pro-country and right wing. The particular political leaning of a Liberal Party or Coalition MP will be generally right wing... but that may vary greatly from person to person(probably much like the US republication party)... Especially in the big cities you will find Liberal MPs that are very centre right... out in the sticks(Sorry electorate of Bass) you can find some true wing nuts.

  35. If I were an employer... by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

    ... and Andrew Nikolic had contacted me.
    I would have asked all my employees to like the satirical article in question.

  36. Right-wing echo chamber by microbox · · Score: 2

    I hear ya.....tell that to Obama...I've never seen a guy with such thin skin.

    There is actual real criticism that could be made of Obama. I rarely hear conservatives making it -- but instead get bizarrely off the mark dribble like this. Any outside observer will note that Obama is a very cool rational person who speaks in measured tones -- quite the opposite of what you suggest.

    This is, of course, falling on deaf ears, since perspective is completely alien to people who say things like "Obama has such a thin skin". You just know that it comes from some right-wing echo chamber that's disconnected from the rest of the world. I know it is scary to break out of this comfy padded cell, but seriously, this is just madness.

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    1. Re:Right-wing echo chamber by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Any outside observer will note that Obama is a very cool rational person who speaks in measured tones -- quite the opposite of what you suggest.

      Oh, it isn't like I'm saying Obama will lose his shit on TV or whatever...no, he's a refined politician....on camera or in front of the media where you can see him...he stays cool.

      It is once he gets out of the public eye, that he and his administration will really go after, even vilify someone that disagrees with him, or ruffles his feathers.

      God help you if you are a reporter, even with a major news entity, and really come out and lambast "O"....you'll likely find your credentials pulled if you don't basically just adhere to reprinting the White House press briefings word for word.

      For real world examples of Obama losing his cool...and having a thin skin...look at his visits and what he had to say to Gov. Bobby Jindal when he came to LA recently, or when he got off the plane and lit into that Gov. from AZ.

      No, Obama does have a very thin skin...and he pretty much seems to get a free ride compared to his predecessor. I'm not a fan of Bush by any stretch of the imagination...but geez, the things that were said and published about him....if you tried going even a fraction that far with Obama...you'd better watch out.

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    2. Re:Right-wing echo chamber by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      I'm not a fan of Bush by any stretch of the imagination...but geez, the things that were said and published about him....if you tried going even a fraction that far with Obama...you'd better watch out.

      Like claiming him to be unfit for the position as president, calling him a traitor, calling him a muslim terrorist, accusing him of setting up "death panels", claiming that he is destroying the economy, claiming that he aims to turn the US into an islamic theocracy, claiming that he is killing children because he's "takin' are guns!" etc. etc. etc.

      The American political right and the christian right in particular is unbelievably virulent, racist and aggressive. Bush was criticized, but not to this level of hatred and outright racism.

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    3. Re:Right-wing echo chamber by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Bush was criticized, but not to this level of hatred and outright racism.

      You have GOT to be kidding me....right?

      I mean, Bush had some of the most hate ridden, vitriol spewed at him throughout his presidency, and still has it aimed at him after he's been gone 3+ years.

      And of course, there was no racism aimed at him, couldn't be since he was a white guy.

      But much of what you said was aimed at Bush in harsher terms than Obama...traitor, not fit for office, destroying the ecomony (hell, the Obama's are still saying that about Bush and what they inherited from him)...

      Trouble is, with Obama being half a black man....almost anything you say critical of him...will get labeled as racist...even if it isn't so.

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    4. Re:Right-wing echo chamber by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      But much of what you said was aimed at Bush in harsher terms than Obama...traitor, not fit for office, destroying the ecomony (hell, the Obama's are still saying that about Bush and what they inherited from him)...

      Uh no, it's every bit as harsh with racism added on top of that.

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    5. Re:Right-wing echo chamber by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      With Bush, the racism consisted of taking his accent and behaviors born of being a Texan and making him out to be a moron.

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  37. Re:Typical neoconspam by Taty'sEyes · · Score: 1

    Holy shit... WOW...
    I um... feel stupid. I thought it was a typo on birther...
    Just when you feel clever, you wish you never opened your mouth.

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  38. Fantasy land by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is once he gets out of the public eye, that he and his administration will really go after, even vilify someone that disagrees with him, or ruffles his feathers.

    This is classic projection. The examples of Gov. Brewer and Jindal are a case in point of how Obama is very cool when the mimophants start whining.

    I no fan of liberal politics -- but I gotta say, that the most paranoid dribble on the liberal side, you take that, invert it, and you that's the level that republican politics actually operates at. Your examples are a case in point. If only you knew how absurd you guys look from the outside. No wonder independents like myself are steering clear of this type of lunacy, despite an historically bad economy.

    As I said, there is plenty of valid, grounded criticism to be made of Obama without resorting to just making stuff up.

  39. Goldwater Republican by Quila · · Score: 1

    That's why we have the term "Goldwater Republican." Goldwater was an economical and governmental libertarian, and trashed the Republican party when the religious right started taking over. His legacy is mostly left in the American Libertarian party and the non-religious, fiscally and governmentally conservative wing of the Republican party.

    Also don't forget our liberal base has moved to the left quite a bit and become more radical. John F. Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson were to the right of much of the Democrat base these days. On the foreign policy front, can you imagine how modern Democrats would react to JFK's Cuba policies and actions, or his escalation of the conflict in Vietnam? He sounded like a Republican when speaking of tax rates, "...the soundest way to raise revenue in the long term is to lower rates now."

    Do remember that conservatism in America depends in part on our nature as a union of states. Many things are fine at the state level, but conservatives will be against it if done at the federal level because they are not powers delegated to the federal government under the Constitution.
    So you will see non-religious conservatives who want Roe v. Wade overturned not because they are "pro-life" or "anti-choice," but because they believe the issue should be left up to the states. Romney had an equivalent of the individual mandate portion of Obamacare in MA, and even many conservatives liked the idea, but it cannot be done at the federal level because that power was not delegated to the federal government.

  40. Re:Typical neoconspam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An important lesson has been learned today.

  41. Re:Typical by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    That's how Liberals work eh? Free speech for me, but not for thee.

    Ah, that explains why the liberal ACLU defended those westboro "God hates fags" people protesting military funerals. Because liberals hate gay people and love church.

  42. Remember... by rsmith84 · · Score: 1

    If someone trolls you on the Interwebs, you should kill them!

  43. Don't agree by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    The Guardian has moved politically to the right because so many of its page views are American. The Lib Dem party has liberals on the right and (social) democrats on the left, which is why it is now between a rock and a hard place with the Libs enthusiastically pro-conservative and the party in the country, mostly leftish, wringing its hands. Trad Guardian readers go for the. Independent nowadays - Lebedev isn't worried about US clicks.

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    1. Re:Don't agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't agree with what? Your comments are about The Guardian newspaper (and are extremely dubious in any case.) They don't have anything to do with liberals or "Guardian Readers" (which is a term applied to a particular type of person in the UK, rather than a description of which newspapers they read) which was what I was talking about.

      Also since when has the Indie been less "politically to the right" than the Grauniad? It still comes across as the center-right paper it's always been to me.

  44. It's only Tasmania... by YankDownUnder · · Score: 1

    It's only Tasmania. Nothing to see here, carry on.

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    1. Re:It's only Tasmania... by Chuq · · Score: 1

      If it wasn’t for Tasmania, Tony Abbott would have been your PM for the last 2 years.
      Check out: http://www.tas.liberal.org.au/default.cfm?action=people&type=1
      (For those who don’t get it, no, that page isn’t broken - there are no Tas Liberals in the House of Representatives – we supply 4 Labor and 1 Independent. Without them, Abbott would have had a majority in 2010.)

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  45. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could argue that such statements as "believe that competitive enterprise, the free choice of consumers in the marketplace" indicate a belief in economic liberalism: they believe in permissive (i.e. liberal) treatment of the marketplace.

  46. Re:Typical neoconspam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually - Malcom Turnbal is a Liberal - and does not hate Gays (I know this from experience) and womens rights. Hes also intelligent and thoughtful.... OK - there are many in the Liberal party that arent like him but there are some that are reasonable - rational human beings....
                OK Abbott is OPUS Dei and wants to outlaw divorce etc... but .... his Lesbian sister does embarress him a little bit....

  47. Re:Typical by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you should read a bit more of the discussion; in this case the term "Liberals" refers to the Australian political party bearing that name, which holds beliefs consistent with what Americans would term "conservatives".

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  48. What you say is still the opposite of true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, I see what you want the terms to mean but that simply isn't true.

    "The term only originates from the French revolution, but it's is not and has never been what it actually means." Is almost absurd. It very clearly was what it meant when they were coined during the french revolution. Right-wing term was coined and didn't mean "libertarian" and left-wing term was coined and didn't mean "socialist".

    "Anarchism isn't a left-wing ideology either." Is similarly just not true. Anarchism is very commonly considered left-wing ideology, both by anarchists and non-anarchists. While Wikipedia isn't perfect source of definitions, I went there just because I was certain I could find that statement in the first paragraph or two and sure enough http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchism "Anarchism is often considered to be a radical left-wing ideology" can be found in the second paragraph.

    Hell, just look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-wing and see history of the term (which directly conflicts with everything you're trying to say) and "positions" (in which economy is one of the 7 subheadings... not even the largest one. You can similarly look up http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-wing and reach the same conclusion.

    You could say "Wikipedia is just ramblings from uneducated masses, but in official and exact context..." and your claim still wouldn't hold true. Again, I looked up Europol's EU TERRORISM SITUATION AND TREND REPORT, just because I felt confident that whatever classifications they would use for left-wing or right-wing terrorism wouldn't support your view. Sure enough, right-wing includes nationalists, racists, etc. (just as they are in those Wikipedia articles) and left-wing is coupled with anarchists.

    I'm aware that if you take a two-dimensional political map, you can decouple liberal-conservative from the term but that doesn't change the fact that when people talk about left-wing and right-wing, they talk about much more than economic issues.

  49. Re:Typical by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    My concern would be that(at least when sampling from the ones who actually have power) a substantial percentage of people who say things like that are actually entirely OK with substantial state interference in the marketplace, so long as it is in the direction of themselves or their allies. Crony capitalism is not respectable; but it has a great many friends in useful places who are polite enough to espouse free market principles when in public.

  50. How does this crud get modded up by mjwx · · Score: 1

    You are free to express your opinions

    Actually no. There is no such thing as "free speech" in Australia.

    This is pure bollocks.

    http://www.immi.gov.au/living-in-australia/choose-australia/about-australia/five-freedoms.htm

    you need to do some reading.

    Australians are free, within the bounds of the law, to say or write what we think privately or publicly, about the government, or about any topic. We do not censor the media and may criticise the government without fear of arrest.

    What you're not allowed to do, is write false information, for example saying "OzPeter is a pedophile" without proof would be illegal if it were not an example.

    It's great that we Australians don't take ourselves to seriously, because when they do (like the parent has) they are normally full of shit.

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  51. Andrew Nikolic's Victims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy has form.. See his victims speak up here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYBjYUs-Kx0

    1. Re:Andrew Nikolic's Victims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      since I didn't log in (first time here) I have been given the handle 'Anonymous Coward' ... Would rather use my proper name- CurtisLeMaysNose, if it's all the same to yal.

  52. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if by an 'efficient private sector' they still mean one in which standards of terms of employment created over the course of decades between worker's unions and employers can be thrown out at whim and replaced with whatever terms the employer wants to offer? One thing for a union to stand up against unfair conditions, but if your boss said to you 'work an extra day every 4 weeks, or you can find another job and I'll replace you with someone who will' - and what if it was a six day week every 3 weeks, or two? How many people would feel comfortable in saying to their bosses 'sorry, I'm not prepared to do more than five days a week' if they knew it was their job on the line? And if enough people were employed under those conditions that finding another job where five days was all that was expected of you was difficult (especially at the lower end of the scale skill-wise), wouldn't that be a wonderful world for employers?

  53. the bugger's deleted everything! by dotar · · Score: 1

    It's interesting to see that he's deleted almost everything relating to it. I was on there last night and saw him threatening someone who posted on his wall that he'd contact the head of the poster's university and tattle on him. This man is a disgrace! Bullies have no place in public office, and this man responds to opposotion and critisicm with petty thuggery and censorship.