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NIH Study Finds That Coffee Drinkers Have Lower Risk of Death
parallel_prankster writes "Older adults who drank coffee — caffeinated or decaffeinated — had a lower risk of death [full paper is paywalled, at the New England Journal of Medicine] overall than others who did not drink coffee, according to a study by researchers from the National Cancer Institute (NCI), part of the National Institutes of Health, and AARP. Coffee drinkers were less likely to die from heart disease, respiratory disease, stroke, injuries and accidents, diabetes, and infections, although the association was not seen for cancer. These results from a large study of older adults were observed after adjustment for the effects of other risk factors on mortality, such as smoking and alcohol consumption. They also found that the association between coffee and reduction in risk of death increased with the amount of coffee consumed. Relative to men and women who did not drink coffee, those who consumed three or more cups of coffee per day had approximately a 10 percent lower risk of death. Researchers caution, however, that they can't be sure whether these associations mean that drinking coffee actually makes people live longer."
... was roughly one in one. Guess I was wrong.
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Lousy study with terrible controls, indicates that coffee drinkers also smoke more, eat more red meat, get less exercise, etc. But still have a lower chance of death? I call bullshit.
The risk of death must be lower than the risk of taxes, though, because I pay taxes every year and I haven't died even once.
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NIH Study Finds That Coffee Drinkers Have Lower Risk of Death.
In other news, death is avoidable.
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He stayed up late working on his experiments, then got up early to teach the 8 o'clock class.
He was very jittery.
I can't see how this is "good" for you and reduces risk of death.
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A statement is released saying that coffee is known in the State of California to cause cancer
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It's just all the extra fiber they get from the coffee.
This is probably because people with bad hearts, etc., do not drink coffee, hence only people who are healthier drink coffee when they are old. Isn't it amazing that they would have a reduced death rate. Imagine what the relative death rate would be for old people who skydive, compared to those who don't?
I'm not sure I understand. My risk of dying decreases with coffee? Is this the new fountain of youth?
An NIH article should be more accurate. We all have the same risk of death, 100%. It's the when that coffee affects.
This just in: Swallowing small amounts of saliva over the course of decades eventually causes death.
they should outfit Starbucks with those neck injector stations like in the Chronicles of riddick games. save time.
Well, whatever it was, the key ingredient was actually the chocolate coating.
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My guess is that people who don't drink coffee more likely DO drink sugary sodas.
Researchers caution, however, that they can't be sure whether these associations mean that drinking coffee actually makes people live longer.
You can be certain, however, if the correlation had been between coffee drinking and decreased life expectancy, then there would have been no such disclaimer discouraging the inference of any causation.
I can see the fnords!
Sweet Zombie Jesus! Next you'll be telling me that it contains dihydrogen monoxide!
Of course those of us who drink massive quantities of coffee won't die from heart disease, respiratory disease, stroke, injuries and accidents, diabetes, or infections. We'll die by lunging at the coffee machine early one morning, slipping on the wet floor, then failing to catch our jittery selves because we're busy protecting the ceramic mug our child gave us fifteen years ago.
I think by now it should be obvious .. California causes cancer.
It's evident to me that Grandma didn't drink enough coffee.
This sounds like it could be correlated to other lifestyle choices. e.g., People who have a routine or work in an office and drink coffee are safer than other occupations.
It's really hard to control for all of the other possible factors.
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There was an immortal coffee drinker in the study. There may have been an immortal non-coffee drinker in the study but the coffee drinker chopped his head off.
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It's already well known that Coffee is good for treating Asthma in a pinch, and I'd say if it can save you from an Asthma Attack then it can surely reduce the risk of respiratory death from that asthma attack. If they remove it's affects on Asthmatics from the study will the benefit remain.
The NCI Office of Media Relations apparently were a little clueless on the facts they were reporting. The study actually finds that relatively elderly people (50 to 71) who said that they drink coffee (the question was asked once, actual coffee intake was never confirmed) were less like to die within a period of about 12 years. The study is garbage. Luckily the PR department's interpretation made it sound comical. Who says that PR departments are useless?
Water! That stuff is full of dihydrogen monoxide. It can't be good for you.
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it should be noted that coffee also shares about 11 of the same chemicals as rat poison...[citation needed]
I guess the shared chemicals aren't what makes rat poison harmful then, given the amount of people who drink coffee like their lives depend on it. Also, FTFY.
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Water is ok, same for that leg thing.
The problem is that it has been proven that people who breathe oxygen in any concentration are guaranteed to die.
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My guess is someone just bought a bunch of Starbucks shares.
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I read GP as a joker rather than a pedant.
I can imagine that people who spend time drinking 3-4 cups of coffee a day, probably don't get outside much. If you're indoors most of the time, drinking coffee, than chances of you dieing from an accident, or getting shot is probably low. I mean, there could be many other factors involved that could explain why coffee drinkers live longer, not just because they drink coffee.
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I've been on slashdot for over a while now and this has got to be the blatantly sloppiest headline I have ever seen. If there has ever been a headline that has made the case for the need for a professional editor this has got to be it.
Everyone has a 100% of death, coffee drinker or not. For (insert diety's sake) would slashdot please hire at least one professional editor? How about an intern? I understand unemployment among college students is too high right now and interns are cheap!
I'm sure many of a college student would jump at a change to edit for a site like slashdot for an intern's salary. Seriously, an intern could do a better job, I've got them at my work place and they a little motivation goes a long way....
While there are terms more clear than "risk of death", I see two major problems with your criticism:
1. Many people have already made the exact same comment, but more clearly and succinctly.
2. The evidence suggests that Slashdot editors, while perhaps having some faults, should not take criticism from you on grammar and language clarity seriously.
I assume they mean people who actually drink real coffee, and not those that drink mocha-frappa-whatever liquid candy bars.
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The study fails to take into account the number of suicides caused by not being able to drink coffee.
Oh man! It was so funny when those thirty people posted comments about immortality! We need that joke some more!
There was an interesting article a year or so ago that showed a correlation between coffee drinking and bowl movements vs water drinking. I will try to find it for citation, but the gist of it was: Due to the diuretic properties of coffee, the coffee drinkers had more regular bowl movements than those who drank water which meant that toxins spent less time in the intestines thus creating a lower likelihood of some intestinal diseases.
*bowel..... spellcheck sucks.
after reading this the theme song from highlander started playing in my head. maybe a coffee drinker is near.
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Lower than usual 100%
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Everyone has a 100% of death
Yes, now re-read the headline making sure to remember that everyone knows what you just said, and instead of being a twat who sees something that interpreted one way doesn't make sense and then jumps into the comments to complain, re-interpret in a way that does make sense (i.e. as "premature death from the factors listed in the summary") like every human does automatically without even having to consciously think about it who isn't a Slashdot Pedantard.
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The study made me think whether some other drink would work as well (or better)? Fruit juice, cocoa, tea, even plain water? What's the secret component(s)?
As the text also notes:
"The mechanism by which coffee protects against risk of death — if indeed the finding reflects a causal relationship — is not clear, because coffee contains more than 1,000 compounds that might potentially affect health," said Freedman.
Coffee is known to be rich in antioxidants, so that could be one sporadic blind guess. But yeah.
People who live longer have a higher risk of being coffee drinkers.
Correlation is not causality.
There's probably some kind of sampling bias that they didn't think of, but anything that let's me rationalize my habit is valid to me. Hmm, I wonder if the researchers are coffee drinkers...
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I stopped drinking coffee a few years ago and feel a lot better. It upsets my stomach. It made me a lot more tense. I tended to sleep badly. Waking up at 5am. Headaches during the day. Generally felt misserable. It took about 6 months to kick off. Coffee is an adiction. And a pretty bad one. I can not understand these studies, probably funded by the coffee makers. Because generally if you drink coffee you will feel awful.
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Coffee got me through my undergraduate years. I worked nights (11:00 pm to 7:00 am), went to classes until early afternoon and then slept until time to get up for work. Probably drank 10 to 15 cups of coffee a day. The worst was the day I noticed my desk shaking and it was my own left arm twitching.
Still drink abot six cups a day of the "real stuff" (not decaf). Love the taste of coffee. I'll even drink decaf in the evening just so I can enjoy the taste. I got "the habit" long before college from my parents. Dad passed away at 90 but mom is still going at 97 (and still drinking coffee).
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Nonsense, the risk of death is always 100% no matter the circumstances.
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Ever heard the expression "coffee talk"
There's a known correlation b/w life span and social interaction.
Perhaps this is reflecting this?
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I'll send a link to this article to everyone that has complained to me for the last ten years because of my high caffeine consumption! I'll have to put some copies on a few graves though ;-)
Coffee does hurt people's stomachs, contribute to osteoporosis, anxiety and sleep problems.
Americans drink a huge amount of coffee, yet we still have a huge amount of caridovascular disease, cancer, diabetes, obesity etc killing us.
If coffee is an aide to health it is not enough to override all of the bad habits we have.
People just like hearing good news about their bad habits.
I'm not saying quit coffee.
A cup ( you know 8 fluid ounces ) a day without cream and sugar probably wouldn't hurt anybody, but how many coffee drinkers drink that little?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_III_of_Sweden's_coffee_experiment
I guess the most interesting point in this article is what is written towards the top: "we believe these results do provide some reassurance that coffee drinking does not adversely affect health.". If it was poison, this study would show. I remember learning about cafestol at some point (by a researcher), and how recommendations should be given to make sure to only drink filtered coffee. It's, according to our teacher, the most "cholesterologenic" substance know. So I guess a single factor does not a guideline make.
On a funny personal note, this news came exactly on the day I decided to cut down my own consumption :p
... the high coffee consumption crowd has been weeded out by the time they reached the threshold age of this study. Survival of the fittest, one cup at a time.
So then how can you prove they all will?
It's a pity this guy has no account, because I was going to post the exact same thing. Screw it, my karma's excellent. AC said "We all have the same risk of death, 100%. It's the when that coffee affects".
Ok, so as not to waste a bunch of people's time reading a redundant comment, when I saw this story my thought was "oh shit!" When my grandmother was 95 she said "I don't know why anybody wants to live to be a hundred, it ain't no fun bein' old." I can't quit drinking coffee because my brain doesn't work as well without it.
Maybe I should start smoking...
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Read the ENTIRE study. Opinions of abstracts, and opinions on opinions of people who have only read the abstracts, are absolutely, indisputably, corrupted.
Most of what the media report when it comes to any study is utter, unmitigated, horse shit.
I have zero respect for people that are so gullible. You're not sing your opinions on "science", you are not "scientific". You aren't even particularly intelligent.
You're just a bunch of parrots, a bunch of tools. You don't even know you've been mislead, don't care that you've been manipulated, and play your little petty roles in agendas you have not even bothered to consider.
Sickening. Most of these types of declarations to the media by the NIH are bullshit - but YOU don't know it because YOU have "faith" in "science". Without even bothering to be critical or informed.
Maybe this is because people who drink coffee are less depressed?
One of the symptoms of severe depression is tireness. People with severe depression often sleep all day. People who are not severely depressed want to get up and out of bed, into the world, and drink coffee to help them do so.
Thus, mortality numbers are skewed by the suicides of the depressed (and thus more likely to fall ill, abuse drugs/alcohol, and/or commit suicide.)