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An anonymous reader writes "My fiancée has recently been accepted into a Chinese university into their Ph.D. program, and I've been looking at jobs in China (specifically the Beijing area) and not having any success. I'm a developer with 8 years of experience (java), mostly on the server side, so I'm not lacking in the general experience, but the problem is I don't speak Mandarin or Cantonese. I am a native English speaker from Canada though. The only jobs I've had any responses from were teaching positions for simple English which isn't exactly my first choice. Has anyone had any experience or success as a programmer finding a job in China, without being able to speak the native language? Any websites I should be focusing on?"

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  1. Construction or landscaping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's what people who can't speak the language do in the US.

    1. Re:Construction or landscaping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's what people who can't speak the language do in the US.

      Wow. If you are going to be racist, you could at least make it fit the situation. You could have said he could get a job getting things down from the top shelf.

    2. Re:Construction or landscaping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You, sir (or madam), just put a little ray of sunshine into my day.

    3. Re:Construction or landscaping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hard to claim racism when no race is mentioned in the question or the answer, only language, though I do see where you're coming from. That said, the GP has a point, even if it was not made in the most politically correct manner. The fact is, in any country, if you don't speak the language, you're going to have very limited options. Generally those options are going to consist of jobs that don't require much in the way of communication, as in more manual labor, less office work. This isn't a product of racism, it's a product of "you can't get a job that requires communication if you can't communicate with the people you'll be working with".

    4. Re:Construction or landscaping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How is this racist?

    5. Re:Construction or landscaping by busyqth · · Score: 1

      You're giving me a frowny face.

    6. Re:Construction or landscaping by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hard to claim racism when no race is mentioned in the question or the answer, only language, though I do see where you're coming from.

      How would you call that? Languagism?

    7. Re:Construction or landscaping by berashith · · Score: 1

      first you have to get the construction job to build the too-high shelves. I would imagine that the current ones are built to fit. After you create the problem, then you can charge big bucks to be the solution.

    8. Re:Construction or landscaping by tonywong · · Score: 4, Informative

      You might have a hard time getting a visa, given the anti-foreigner sentiment right now. The Chinese government has been inciting this anti-west mentality since the Bo and Chen fiascos have come to light. Also CCTV's Yang Rui's rant has inflamed public opinions as well as the recent sexual assault of a Chinese woman by a UK man caught on video and another train incident has meant things are quite tense right now.

      I just came back from China on a vacation last month but the visa application was way more stringent than before. I had to give them proof of my Canadian citizenship and also send them a resume (wtf!). They obviously thought I was going to try and find a job there against a tourist visa, so definitely something's up.

      As to your problem about finding a specific job, without language skill the OP is right, it's labour for you, and there are already (too) many backs in China that can do that. Learn the language first.

    9. Re:Construction or landscaping by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Informative

      I had to give them proof of my Canadian citizenship and also send them a resume (wtf!).

      Standard for many countries. The resume is to show you have a reasonable work history and can support yourself. In other words you are not an economic migrant. My girlfriend is having to do the same, and show them some of my pay slips to prove she will have somewhere to stay and enough money when she visits the UK for a holiday.

      I have not noticed any anti-foreigner sentiment, or at least no more than any other country. Tourism brings in a lot of money. If you want to work there though that is different, you will be expected to integrate with Chinese society.

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    10. Re:Construction or landscaping by Fuzi719 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm about to go to China and I had no problem obtaining a tourist visa. I requested a 90-day stay, 1 year, multiple-entry visa and it was granted without any issue. I did not have to provide anything extraordinary other than an invitation letter from my friend who is letting me stay in his home. He tells me that, at least in Shanghai, there is nothing to be concerned about. Every time I've gone to China I find the people to be exceptionally friendly and welcoming.

    11. Re:Construction or landscaping by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny

      What about round-eye gigolo, with a giant "proposition"?

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    12. Re:Construction or landscaping by cpu6502 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd call it "painsy-assed". As in: If you are so easily offended that a poster said a non-speaker can only find non-speaking blue-collar jobs, then you must be painsy-assed. Don't be so sensitive.

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    13. Re:Construction or landscaping by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe race wasn't intended. Construction and landscaping is stereotypical illegal immigrant work, and when people think illegal immigrants they think Latinos. It still raises eyebrows when you talk about dropping off orange soda and KFC to an inner-city homeless shelter even if you have a ton of soda and KFC left over from your nephew's birthday party. It wasn't your fault if they ate all the pizza and drank all the Coca-cola, right?

      I won't deny you don't raise some relevant points. It is going to be an up hill battle unless he starts learning Mandarin. Even if he telecommutes or freelances online to English speaking areas he'll be isolated locally.

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    14. Re:Construction or landscaping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      WTF isn't politically correct about pointing out that people who can't speak English do landscaping and construction. They also wash dishes and mop floors. You people really are mentally stunted if you see that as 'racist' or 'incorrect'. It's just the facts on the ground. What a bunch of retards.

    15. Re:Construction or landscaping by aaronb1138 · · Score: 1

      Isn't trimming trees roughly equivalent enough? Or cleaning gutters?

    16. Re:Construction or landscaping by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      The landscapers in my western NY town are all white. Rednecks, but white. The construction guys are either Native American or white. What race are we talking, here?

    17. Re:Construction or landscaping by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Funny

      he so saaavy. he debug you long-time.

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    18. Re:Construction or landscaping by Pope · · Score: 1

      I went a few years ago on a tourist visa. It was stamped into my passport, which is proof of citizenship. Where else would they put it?

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    19. Re:Construction or landscaping by aix+tom · · Score: 2

      So defining people that "can't speak the language" as people that "can't speak the language" is a stereotype?

      So that I'm 41 years old is also not a fact, but only a stereotype that gets slapped on a lot of 41 year old people?

    20. Re:Construction or landscaping by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Shanghainese and the cantonese are generally friendly toward westerners. Every place else is a crap shoot. My wife is from Shanghai, so I've been to about every major city by train or plain when spending time overseas to visit her family side.

      Oh, and whatever you do. Do not dress like a thug. The police won't have it. Those people do profile. Rightfully so I might add.

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    21. Re:Construction or landscaping by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Orange soda? I wasn't aware of that stereotype. Is it one?

    22. Re:Construction or landscaping by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      The "Twits." Some english nature show did a TV special on them years ago. The accent was a little hard to understand.

    23. Re:Construction or landscaping by The+Dancing+Panda · · Score: 2

      Yes. Black people love Orange and Grape sodas for some reason.

    24. Re:Construction or landscaping by Voogru · · Score: 1

      But but but that's racism!

    25. Re:Construction or landscaping by RKBA · · Score: 1

      TIL: I'm actually black.

    26. Re:Construction or landscaping by Nethead · · Score: 1

      I'm of Irish decent and I wouldn't find it at all racist if someone dropped off a bag of potatoes and a case of Bushmill's. (whois my domain for the shipping address.)

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    27. Re:Construction or landscaping by Ch_Omega · · Score: 1

      TIL: I'm actually black.

      Congratulations.

    28. Re:Construction or landscaping by couchslug · · Score: 1

      That wasn't racist.

      I've met plenty of White folks who can't speak English and were BORN in the US. They do construction and landscaping and similar gigs.

      They are also pissed at being displaced by immigrants who work harder for less money. (Cry me a river....)

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    29. Re:Construction or landscaping by rover42 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but in China those jobs in the major cities are all taken by migrant workers, mostly from the poorer provinces, working long hours (12 hour days and one day off a month) and living in barracks under fairly awful conditions. We hear much of bad conditions at Foxconn (Apple's main contractor), but for the typical Chinese construction worker those conditions would be a large improvement.

    30. Re:Construction or landscaping by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      Most of the attrocities were committed by Russian, German and French soldiers. The American, British and surprisingly Japanese soldiers generally maintained dicipline and only looted the state treasuries.

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    31. Re:Construction or landscaping by enickel · · Score: 2

      Finding a technical job in China without knowing Chinese isn't impossible. As a Canadian currently working as an engineer in China, I'd recommend looking for international companies as they will often hire people who speak English only. Searching on LinkedIn can be a good filter because, by and large, the only companies that recruit on there are companies that will accept non-Chinese speakers. That being said, I'd highly recommend you start learning Chinese (mandarin in your case since you're going to Beijing) right away. It goes without saying that most of the people you'll be working with are far more comfortable speaking Chinese, and as a foreigner living in their country it's only reasonable that you make as much of an effort to learn as possible. Most Chinese people are far kinder than North Americans when it comes to understanding you're difficulties in learning their language, but this shouldn't be an excuse to persist in ignorance. Show some respect and make every effort you can to learn the language.

    32. Re:Construction or landscaping by vipw · · Score: 1

      refuses to do the work for the wage offered.

    33. Re:Construction or landscaping by kwoff · · Score: 1

      You seem a bit sensitive about people who are too sensitive.

    34. Re:Construction or landscaping by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Oh, and whatever you do. Do not dress like a thug. The police won't have it. Those people do profile. Rightfully so I might add.

      If it was in the USA or Europe and some cop stopped you at night because you were carrying a nail-studded baseball bat, smoking weed and shouting out racial abuse, you'd be blathering on about your human rights being infringed. But because it's China, it's OK to target you because of how you dress?

      I am aware of the arguments about cultural differences, it's just that there are some cultures I am certain I don't want to experience.

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    35. Re:Construction or landscaping by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      I'm a firm believer that you are how you dress. It's your cultural identity. If you are carrying a nail-studded baseball bat, smoking weed, and shouting racial slurs; yes, you're a thug. People dress to express. And there is a thuggish way to express yourself. A thug lifestyle is a culture in of itself.

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    36. Re:Construction or landscaping by Mr.+Shiny+And+New · · Score: 1

      for the wage offered

      You're right, of course, and also wrong. The farmer isn't necessarily being greedy, but is rather also constrained by the economics of selling his crop. So yeah, if his crop rots in the field, it's lost. But if the market price for tomatoes is $1 each but he has to pay locals $1.25 each to pick them, when the illegal immigrants used to be paid $0.50 each, you can see how the farmer might not have a choice.

      The real solution involves some measure of making consumers pay higher prices for products so that those who made it can be paid higher wages. But when the economy is fundamentally built on "illegal" labour and below-minimum-wage wages, everybody has to step up to pay the higher wages for those workers if we want them to be paid more.

    37. Re:Construction or landscaping by locopuyo · · Score: 1

      WOOOOOSHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    38. Re:Construction or landscaping by Sarius64 · · Score: 1

      I've some Irish and I want to take over the Orange soda and KFC, please.

    39. Re:Construction or landscaping by enickel · · Score: 1

      Learn the damn language before you post on this English speaking site!

      1. I'm a native English speaker 2. I believe I specified that I'm an Engineer, and therefore have full license to spell like a 6 year old :)

    40. Re:Construction or landscaping by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

      Those of us who speak English long ago abandoned any expectation of even hearing it used in the United States. It's been all downhill since Daniel Webster. Now, may I ask, when did "white" become a proper noun?

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  2. Maybe a local job isn't the best? by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Have you considered working as a coder-for-hire at either an established firm, or on a do it yourself basis from one of the many websites available (Google can show you the way)? The pay might even be better, unless you were particularly interested in exploiting your language talents in the local labor market (which it sounds like you may not be).

    1. Re:Maybe a local job isn't the best? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The problem with this is that he might not be able to retain a Chinese visa for very long if he doesn't have a job there.

    2. Re:Maybe a local job isn't the best? by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      You won't get far w/o Chinese language. I applied for a TEMP job in Japan, only 100 miles from the just-exploded nuclear, when they were having trouble finding workers, and still didn't get it. They said it was lack of japanese.

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    3. Re:Maybe a local job isn't the best? by magarity · · Score: 1

      He can get a tourist visa to go and if he lands a job the employer can change him over to a work visa fairly easily. Either that or get married to this fiancee before going. A spouse of someone with a working visa is not a problem to get.

    4. Re:Maybe a local job isn't the best? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think the OP is going about this the wrong way. I have worked for companies which have had medium sized international presences (small to medium offices in 10+ non-North American companies). Our biggest issues there were with language barriers. When you have heavily accented folks on an international conference call alot of things get misunderstood, however when you are face to face the misunderstandings are fewer and farther between... So I would attack this problem in reverse. Target Canadian or US companies with presences in Bejing, then start submitting your resume and explain to them that even if they don't have an open position that you would bring alot of value as a intermediary of sorts. So based on your skillset (you said software dev) you might be able to be a Dev Mgr, or Dev Lead, or perhaps just a lowly IT grunt. If you work with the English speaking-side first you can better define where you would fit best. The culture lends itself relatively well to top-down decisions (though not as well as India) but another thing to keep in mind that a company is multiple separate legal entities when operating internationally, and as such the Chinese company could be operated completely independently, so make sure you understand the legal structure, so that you don't get yourself fired on day 1.

      Also FYI they have Ph.D. programs in Canada too! And they speak english there as well (what is that aboot).

    5. Re:Maybe a local job isn't the best? by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      I lived in Aomori prefecture for a while last year. There are very few Westerners in the western half of that prefecture. One gentleman nearly drove off the road when he saw me. Apparently very few Americans venture west of Misawa Air Base.
      7 Eleven? I don't recall seeing any of those in Aomori-ken, but Lawson Station is awesome!

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    6. Re:Maybe a local job isn't the best? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      this is the only advice worth taking so far - get a company that has a presence in China and try to be hired by them for their chinese operations. You might find that Australian companies (or US companies with an Australian office) are better as they tend to push the chinese aspects off to their asia-pacific teams which usually work out of Aus.

      Intergraph has such offices and I know someone who used to work here in the UK who went over there and is now employed in china.

    7. Re:Maybe a local job isn't the best? by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      I've had no problem finding programming jobs in Chinese companies. It's just a matter of being able to prove you are good enough and have enough relavent to justify the amount of trouble you will be for them. Salary is no problem, for a senior Chinese programmer with 8 years of experience making MMORPG it is about US$40K - US$140K depending on how many famous titles they have shipped.

      But not having the local language is a huge problem for finding white collar work, luckily most programmers can at least read and write English at least, so it might work out OK.

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  3. Everyone speaks pictograms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any websites I should be focusing on?"

    This one.

    1. Re:Everyone speaks pictograms by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 1

      Better idea: Google Translate

    2. Re:Everyone speaks pictograms by localman57 · · Score: 1

      All your cheeseburgers are belong to us

      Huh. Apparently it still needs some work.

  4. maybe not developing? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe instead of trying to find a coding job, find a job along the lines of "conversational english for IT type people"...

    Help your fellow coders bring up their communication skills...

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    1. Re:maybe not developing? by localman57 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe instead of trying to find a coding job, find a job along the lines of "conversational english for IT type people"...

      Help your fellow coders bring up their communication skills...

      I don't know about Canada, but I find that we could use a class like that right here in the US.

    2. Re:maybe not developing? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Actually if he is a student and presumably wants to work part time then doing some freelance English lessons could work. You can take short training courses in ELT/EFL.

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    3. Re:maybe not developing? by HornWumpus · · Score: 5, Funny

      God no. The last thing we need is a bunch of Chinese sprinkling 'eh' and 'dontchno' into their conversation.

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    4. Re:maybe not developing? by guises · · Score: 1

      There's a vast amount of information about teaching English in China on this website:

      http://middlekingdomlife.com/guide/

      Very comprehensive. Something that they make clear, however, is that this is a career black hole. I don't know how long his fiance's Ph.D. will last, if it's very short then maybe teaching English is an option for a year or so, but otherwise he'd be better off following the advice of other people in this thread and finding a foreign firm with offices in China. That's by far his best bet.

    5. Re:maybe not developing? by sir-gold · · Score: 2

      Thats more of the UPer/Northern Wisconsin/Fargo accent, which was mostly influenced by Norwegian and German

      "Ya dere hey, and so."

    6. Re:maybe not developing? by xpacket · · Score: 1

      Maybe instead of trying to find a coding job, find a job along the lines of "conversational english for IT type people"...

      Help your fellow coders bring up their communication skills...

      I think this is a pretty good idea. esp. for those large IT shops that deal with foreign investors or business. Or maybe work for local office of US companies

    7. Re:maybe not developing? by jedwidz · · Score: 1

      I was in a similar position to OP in Beijing in 2005.

      I tried getting a software engineering job locally, but came up cold. It seems I was just too out-of-left-field to be considered. I also suspect there there was a perception that I'd be unwilling to work to local salary standards.

      It's a shame really, as a savvy manager could turn the English proficiency of a native speaker into a considerable competitive advantage. I'm sorry, but you just can't beat a native speaker.

      So, I ended up taking an English teaching course (put on locally by the University of Arizona), and started teaching. It was a refreshing challenge and paid fairly well (by local standards), but it's not my calling.

      In the end, I agree with the recommendation to approach international companies operating locally. This should give the best employment prospects and (particularly if you can position yourself as an 'international' rather than 'local' employee) the best remuneration.

      Or if you're really bold, try to get a non-technical job with a Chinese companies that deals a lot with English-speaking customers (not least, outsourcing firms). Or go entrepreneurial.

    8. Re:maybe not developing? by a-zA-Z0-9$_.+!*'(),x · · Score: 1

      Hey, the world needs more timbits and double-doubles! If he can deke them out well enuff, maybe sell them some hydro, get those hosers to buy some cases of 50, or maybe just some pop, KD, or a nanaimo bar or two.

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    9. Re:maybe not developing? by That_Dan_Guy · · Score: 1

      The only other job you could look into is writing computer manuals. Still not going to pay much better than teaching English.

      I lived in Taiwan for 3 or 4 years goofing off (teaching English) before I found those kinds of jobs. Other friends of mine took as long to perfect their Chinese before getting a good job. A friend of mine in Japan is doing IT work remotely for a couple US consultants I found him.

      So, yeah, your trip to China is not likely to get you much monetary compensation. I'd dive into the language and try to find students who need higher level business/IT English skills. That will get you the contacts and may lead to jobs later down the road.

    10. Re:maybe not developing? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

      I tried getting a software engineering job locally, but came up cold.

      Instead of trying to get a job in the software engineering field in Beijing, with your credential you shouldn't have problem getting people into invest in your own software engineering firm that you set up in Beijing

      I'm very familiar with China, I've companies set up in China and it's very easy to set up companies in China, even if you are not a native speaker
       

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  5. Remote work by gr3yh47 · · Score: 2

    Find something with a US or other predominantly English-speaking company that allows 100% telecommute work. Most development jobs can be done remotely, but it's up to the company whether or not they are comfortable with that.

    1. Re:Remote work by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      Find something with a US or other predominantly English-speaking company that allows 100% telecommute work.
      Most development jobs can be done remotely, but it's up to the company whether or not they are comfortable with that.

      To that point, the real opportunity in this sort of situation would be to get a job at a firm that was US based (or at least anglo-centric and accepted English as standard) but also had a branch in Beijing for outsourcing (although Beijing isnt really an outsourcing hotspot anymore). If he could score that, he could probably manage a team of coders who had little/no english (with the help of a dedicated translator or bilingual coder.) But, it doesn't seem like there is a section for that kind of work on Monster.com.

    2. Re:Remote work by geoffrobinson · · Score: 2

      Just curious. Do Chinese telcos allow for firewall connections into foreign (read Western) countries? That could put a crimp into remotely logging in.

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    3. Re:Remote work by blueg3 · · Score: 3, Informative

      You can VPN from China into Western servers. That's how people in China get around the Great Firewall.

    4. Re:Remote work by denobug · · Score: 1

      shhhhh you just leaked one of the state secret...

    5. Re:Remote work by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      Can see it as a pastime for a few days but not a full time job..

  6. Look for multi-nationals by JonahsDad · · Score: 4, Informative

    Had a friend that was in Shanghai for about a year. Worked for Rockwell. So a US/Canana/UK based company that has a Beijing office might be your best shot.

    1. Re:Look for multi-nationals by asylumx · · Score: 1

      What's a Canana? A cross between a Carrot and a Banana? I want one...

  7. OH my... by imagined.by · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You don't want to go to Beijng. Trust me. I've been there for 3 months until I developed asthma. The air pollution is INCREDIBLY bad, you can't even remotely compare it to the worst cities in the US. That being said, there are a lot of 'western' companies where English is used for every communication. I know, because I worked at three. I strongly suggest that if you go there, look out for those western companies. They pay better and have a much nicer working atmosphere than the local companies. But seriously, If you care about your health at all, or eating manners of your peers, or respect for (animal) life in general, stay in Canada. It's such a wonderful country.

    1. Re:OH my... by busyqth · · Score: 5, Funny

      You don't want to go to Beijng. Trust me ... If you care about ... respect for (animal) life in general, stay in Canada.

      The Chinese have a very deep respect for life and know how to treat every kind of animal appropriately.
      For example, rats are roasted, scorpions are broiled, snails are put in noodles, cats make a good soup, and minnows are best slurped down live with some rice wine.

    2. Re:OH my... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Me too" on the extreme level of air polution in Beijing. I would compare it to smoking a pack of cigarettes a day, against your will. The western hotel I was in had an air cleaner in the room. I went to a non-western hotel and couldn't take it, I checked out after a day.

    3. Re:OH my... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      My Chinese brother-in-law put it this way to me.

      An American man will see an animal he has never seen before and say, "What is that? Can it hurt me?"

      A Chinese man will see an animal he has never seen before and say, "What is that? How should I cook it?"

    4. Re:OH my... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A real man won't eat it at all.

    5. Re:OH my... by Fuzi719 · · Score: 1

      My Chinese brother-in-law put it this way to me.

      An American man will see an animal he has never seen before and say, "What is that? Can it hurt me?"

      A Chinese man will see an animal he has never seen before and say, "What is that? How should I cook it?"

      I would say it is a CANTONESE man, not necessarily all Chinese are like that.

    6. Re:OH my... by Hartree · · Score: 1

      "And dogs are sent to Washington, DC."

      I don't think that's what they meant when they said "All dogs go to heaven."

    7. Re:OH my... by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your Chinese brother in law needs to get out of American cities.

      'How should I cook it?' is the default position, world wide. Try the possum it's good.

      I fed a bunch of morons (like the sib AC) beef marinated in Oyster sauce. Told them it was dolphin after they ate some. Good fun, two made themselves puke, claiming they were going to take the puke in for testing and send me to federal prison. I hope they did. I hope it cost them lots of $$.

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    8. Re:OH my... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      if you kill to eat, any animal is the same as chicken or pig. It's called culture difference, and don't tell me yours is right and ours is wrong

      Yeah, that was this guy's argument too, but his mouth was full which is bad table manners, so instead of being convinced of cultural relativism, the police just shot him repeatedly.

    9. Re:OH my... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      my father used to say (i'm taiwanese) "as long as the dick face the earth and the back faces the sun then it's food. "

    10. Re:OH my... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Yea.... emphasis on the word "animal".......

      Are you implying the homeless man was a vegetable?

    11. Re:OH my... by imagined.by · · Score: 1

      I'm very open when it comes to other cultures. But in China I witnessed people spitting bones right on the table. I don't care for fancy clothes at restaurants, but for basic hygiene, which is basically lacking in most places and probably the reason I flew home with a hepatitis.

      I don't care if people eat animals I wouldn't eat, but I can't stand unnecessary suffering. At a food market I witnessed a chicken being plucked alive BEFORE being killed, which is just cruel. I saw a fishtank at a restaurant where the fish couldn't even move because they were literally stacked inside with just enough water to cover them, and the fishtank was literally full of shit. I saw a lady get hit by a guy on a scooter who just drove on and nobody in the vicinity even gave a fuck as she was lying there.

      There are some more examples, but all that happened in my first 4 weeks in Shanghai and stuff like that wouldn't happen here in Europe. I'm not saying that we're better - I don't judge other cultures - I'm just saying that for ME (and most of my co-workers), stuff like that is simply too much to bear.

    12. Re:OH my... by Lord_Alex · · Score: 1

      Is it a crime to eat or serve dolphin? It's just meat...

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    13. Re:OH my... by lunatic1969 · · Score: 1

      Funny Story. I used to have a cat that I absolutely hated. I asked a Chinese friend of mine if he knew any good recipes for Cat. He said no, cats weren't very good to eat. Too tough. Dog, on the other hand - Dog was good for winter months. Okay. Maybe that wasn't so funny.

    14. Re:OH my... by OhSoLaMeow · · Score: 3, Funny

      A Massachusetts governor will see an animal he has never seen before and say, "What is that? Can I tie it to the roof of my car?"

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      They can take my LifeAlert pendant when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.
    15. Re:OH my... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      In the USA it is a federal felony to posses any marine mammal product you can't prove was taken before the law (sometime back in the 70s IIRC).

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    16. Re:OH my... by carnalforge · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points!

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    17. Re:OH my... by VojakSvejk · · Score: 1

      Not Cajuns. They do it pretty much like the Chinese.

    18. Re:OH my... by QQBoss · · Score: 1

      Yes to this. Down Lafayette way, the rule is "If it doesn't move, eat it. If it does move, hit it over the head, then eat it."

      I find it humorous the number of Chinese I break montou with in Beijing who are somewhat intimidated by the range of what I consider not just an acceptable food but desirable. However, the wording is different. In the US, I get told "Dude, sick" or "F*cking Cajun" (by my friends), here I get told "You are great!" by people who then won't even consider touching what I am eating with their chopsticks. That is never an issue in Guangzhou, however. Some of the bugs in the aquariums as you walk into the seafood restaurants there do qualify as beyond my willingness to try a second time. ;-)

    19. Re:OH my... by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      The old name for mahi-mahi was, in fact, "dolphin". Unfortunately, it's hard to confuse with beef.

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    20. Re:OH my... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Chinese man will also wonder if snorting its ground up genitals or sucking on its sweet balls will make his penis larger, and do it anyway, just in case.

    21. Re:OH my... by dwye · · Score: 1

      my father used to say (i'm taiwanese) "as long as the dick face the earth and the back faces the sun then it's food. "

      So eating some man who prefers the Missionary Position is acceptable, there?

    22. Re:OH my... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      /b/ is ---> that way

    23. Re:OH my... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I'm aware there is a Dolphin fish. From context you should be able to figure out I'm talking about 'the cove' type dolphins.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  8. Takin' our jobs! by InvisibleClergy · · Score: 5, Funny

    This summer -

    Too long have the Chinese taken our good, American jobs. The time has come for Anonymous Coward to go to China...

    AND TAKE.
    THEM.
    BACK.

    (Coming to theaters Summer 2012.)

    1. Re:Takin' our jobs! by aclarke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that wouldn't make for a very good movie:

      Excuse me, could we please have our jobs back? No? Umm, OK then, thanks for your time.

      Our stereotypical approach would involve neither kicking ass, nor taking names.

    2. Re:Takin' our jobs! by asylumx · · Score: 1

      I'm not your pal, friend!

  9. Looks like you need a remote job by sirwired · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think your prospects of finding a local job are dim. You are no more likely to be hired there as a programmer there than a non-english-speaking coder would be in the US. It looks like you are an IT programmer, and quality IT programming is all about understanding business requirements well. You can't even read the business requirements, much less understand them. And no company is going to pay somebody to translate for you when they can just hire a local coder instead.

    Concentrate your efforts on an English-speaking coding job that will let you work remotely. You may end up on a lot of middle-of-the-night conference calls, but you'll be better off than being an "English Teacher."

    1. Re:Looks like you need a remote job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I did this for almost 6 months while overseas. I worked for a dev shop in California, so the only trouble was paying conversion fees to transfer money from my US account. Well that and I had to stay up most of the night so I could have more overlap hours with the US devs, so if you're schedule is flexible this can be a good way to go. If you're going to be staying with other people then you have to consider that you may be waking them in the middle of the night with your Skype calls, so take that into consideration also.

      The pay for contractors in the US is usually substantially higher than in Beijing anyway, so the hassle and fees involved with moving money around shouldn't be an issue.

  10. Being realistic ... by perpenso · · Score: 2

    In Canada, how many developer positions are filled by people unable to speak English or French? Perhaps it is unrealistic to expect to find a development position in any country where you can't speak the predominate language. OK, there may be cases where this works in Europe or India where English is often used to communicate between people of different regions. However English is not used in this manner in China.

    Perhaps a more realistic plan would be to find a company that does outsourcing or otherwise deals with clients in the US. They may need someone to be a technical contact of some sort.

    1. Re:Being realistic ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In Canada, how many developer positions are filled by people unable to speak English or French?

      Umm... Not to be a dick, but I'd say about half of 'em, from where I'm sitting.

    2. Re:Being realistic ... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I am told by the French that there are _no_ people in Canada that speak proper French.

      As an American I will say they speak the 'Canadian' dialect of English.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    3. Re:Being realistic ... by gagol · · Score: 1
      Native canadian frenchie here.

      French spoken in Quebec is closer to the french spoken in the 1700's due to seperation from the french mainland. We use far less english word in our everyday lives, french from france go "shopping" and uses the "parking"... just saying. In quebec we invented neologism for things like e-mail to avoid language assimilation. We value french much more then france.

      Even our language police is a pain in the butt if you have more than 16 employees and have a provincial charter.

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      Tomorrow is another day...
    4. Re:Being realistic ... by mbkennel · · Score: 2

      "In quebec we invented neologism for things like e-mail to avoid language assimilation. We value french much more then france.

      Even our language police is a pain in the butt if you have more than 16 employees and have a provincial charter."

      Translation from Anglais Quebecois into English:

      "In quebec we invented neologism for things like e-mail to avoid language assimilation. We value being a peevish and resentful people with a vexatious language-police bureaucracy much more than *France* of all places---c'est incroyable."

    5. Re:Being realistic ... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Yup. If you can't translate thick Indian(of various flavours), Chinese (of various flavours) or Eastern European (Romanian, in my experience) accents, you're not going to communicate well with a lot of developers.

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    6. Re:Being realistic ... by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 1

      So find a company in China that doesn't have anyone that speaks English, and be the technical go between because you can speak English, just like the people they can't understand.

      How is this going to work exactly?

    7. Re:Being realistic ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      So find a company in China that doesn't have anyone that speaks English, ...

      I didn't say that. While they may have many english speakers they may not have a native english speaker. Having a native speaker involved can be advantageous.

    8. Re:Being realistic ... by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

      Actually, Quebec hasn't been connected to the French mainland for much longer than that. Better read up on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plate_tectonics

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  11. article title fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The guy is not a "non-native speaker". He's a non-speaker. "Non-native speaker" means that he speaks the language, but not natively. The question is from someone who does not speak the language.

    1. Re:article title fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe he doesn't speak English good.

    2. Re:article title fail by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      He is Canadian dontyano.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  12. Start Studying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Learn the language.
    It shouldn't take an intelligent person more than 3 months or so to get fluent.

    1. Re:Start Studying by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Fluent in Mandarin in 3 months? Pihua!

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      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    2. Re:Start Studying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apparently you're not very intelligent.

    3. Re:Start Studying by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      That's Cantonese, not Mandarin.

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      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    4. Re:Start Studying by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      I actually don't think that Mandarin is as hard as it is always made out - structurally, it looks quite friendly to me. I'd mostly struggle with the tones, I guess. But three months is good lol-material, indeed. I want to give it a try one of these days, but I am kinda stuck up with French, Swedish and refreshing my Latin these days. With a dose of Kanji reading practice on the side :P

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    5. Re:Start Studying by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      You're right the grammar is not too hard, it's actually pretty simple and logical. The difficulty comes largely from the tones, the characters, and absence of cognates. If you know some Kanji then certainly that will be a help. But if you're interested in studying Mandarin and not Japan, it would make more sense to be studying Hanzi, wouldn't it?

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      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    6. Re:Start Studying by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Oh, at the moment, I am just dabbling in Kanji reading - just to see if I can get a hang of it at all. Consider me a language nerd. Just being curious when it comes to any language that catches my fancy. I neither have a professional interest in Japan nor in China - it is just a general cultural and linguistic curiosity on my part. Getting my hands on a cheap version of Heisig's "Remembering the Kanji" in a local bookstore pushed me in one direction for now.

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    7. Re:Start Studying by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      It was an attempted joke. What he said is rude in Cantonese, but of course meaningless in the language we're talking about.

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    8. Re:Start Studying by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I see. Well, as I said, it will be helpful for Chinese too. Just focus on the meanings of the characters and not the pronunciations, those would be pretty much useless.

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      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    9. Re:Start Studying by tgeller · · Score: 1

      You don't know what "fluent" means.

      Three months of immersion is typically enough to be able to have simple conversations, for example to exchange pleasantries and buy things in the store.

      But you'd be lost trying to pick up a conversation in the middle (lacking context), or having a complicated conversation, or understanding jokes, or picking up subtleties required in a business setting. You also wouldn't have much specialized vocabulary.

      I don't believe anyone in the history of human existence has acquired "fluency" in any natural language within three months.

      (FWIW, I know Esperanto (well; worked in Esperanto business setting), Dutch (high transactional, some conversational), French (low transactional), Russian and Yiddish (tortured reading and basic speaking). I'm a professional writer in American English.)

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      Tom Geller
  13. Teaching = best salary by Murmel84 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hey, I spent some time in Nanjing last year trying to find a good job. Because I speak Mandarin fluently, I thought it wouldn't be a problem. I didn't want to teach because I still wanted to improve my Mandarin by speaking with colleagues. But the only jobs that were easy to find as a foreigner (even non native) were the English teaching jobs. And most of them are better paid than IT positions in Chinese companies! That's why Chinese people will assume that as a foreigner, you don't even want some other kind of job. That and the fact that English teaching is a big big industry there and they need every foreigner they can get. I finally only spent the time there improving my Chinese. If I ever wanted to find a job there again my new plan would be to find a multinational corporation to work in and then get myself sent to China to work there. That way, the salary is way better and you can still work in IT. Cheers, Murmel

    1. Re:Teaching = best salary by nhtshot · · Score: 1

      This guy nailed it. I was in the tech business over there, but only because I came over with an existing business.

      Going over there and trying to start from scratch? Forget it. If you do manage to find something, you'll do well to make 8k rmb/month. But, you'll probably never find anything.

      Best bet is to teach english. You'll be hard pressed to get work doing much else unless you've already got connections.

    2. Re:Teaching = best salary by longk · · Score: 1

      Seriously? I used to make RMB 20K/m + 3% of profits in a small Chinese trading company. Currently I make RMB 60K/m in IT in Shenzhen. Teachers making more than 15K/m are rare and I have yet to meet one that made more than 20K/m. 60K/m may be a challenge in his first year in China, but the 20K+2% or 3% in a small trading company is really quite common.

    3. Re:Teaching = best salary by Mana+Mana · · Score: 1

      > as a foreigner (even non native)

      Is there any other kind?

      Reminds me of:

      - Santiago was in danger.
      + you mean, in grave danger?
      - is there any other kind?

    4. Re:Teaching = best salary by Murmel84 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, what I meant was not being a native speaker of English :)

  14. Are you nuts? by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Funny

    Screw the programming job, I suggest you hire yourself out as a technical manual writer or proofreader. I don't care how much they pay you, you should consider it a service to your native land.

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    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    1. Re:Are you nuts? by linear+a · · Score: 2

      Seriously - I think you could get some mileage from this suggestion. You'd want to market yourself directly to a bunch of companies and point out the value of improving their manuals and other customer documents. Offer at least 2 levels of service: (1) just read and correct the manual without learning what it covers in detail (e.g., the way you could correct it now by just reading it), (2) same thing but learn from them what the actual process/usage is in the manual. You'd need a translator yourself for part 2 though.

    2. Re:Are you nuts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I emailed a company in Shenzhen a couple of years ago, asking if I could do an internship as a CS major. They said yes, and when I arrived they had me working on improving their perception in the eyes of Westerners generally. I re-translated technical manuals (Chinglish to English) and re-wrote whole sections of manuals (they were awful) and did some prototype testing. They really wanted me to come back full-time after school, but I got an offer from a US firm that I couldn't refuse.

      I had a great experience, but the company was "different" by Chinese standards. It was a start-up, created by younger (sub-30) engineers who were creating original, high-quality work that they were proud of. They were not owned, in any part, by the Chinese government, which gave them a significant competitive disadvantage within China, but their product was recognized as top-rate outside of China.

      If you can find something like this, you might even offer your services at a discount in the short-term. After getting to know you, these newer companies will see the benefit of having a seasoned outsider. Don't plan on writing much code, though.

    3. Re:Are you nuts? by Nethead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Give us the name of the company. That's the type of enterprise we want to encourage in China.

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  15. Language consultant by vlm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The only jobs I've had any responses from were teaching positions for simple English which isn't exactly my first choice.

    Wrong bzzzzzt. Thats like a CIA trained chef looking for work and applying at McDonalds (which only hires illegals and non-english speakers, so maybe its a closer analogy than you'd think?). A /. analogy would be hiring a CCIE to pull cable.

    The way to roll in dough is to download a large chunk of github, write a very short shell script that parses out comments, and develop a curriculum that trains the natives to understand our crappy comments, and possibly how to write non-crappy english language code.

    I always laugh when I "view source" on a web page and see its full of hindi comments, or even worse a pitiful attempt at english language comments.

    Position yourself where the natives already had "how to ask where is the bathroom in English" classes and they already know java like you claim to know. Now your carefully designed one day / three day / one week seminar will be hired at the local equivalent of $1000/day to teach Chinese java coders how to read english comments and write english comments. Also touch on the comprehension and creation of vaguely english variable and class/object/file names.

    You may only get hired a couple times to teach at a couple shops, but you'll make a couple hundred contacts who hopefully will think you know what you're doing, which leads to coding contracts, coding jobs, etc. Also frankly it looks cool on the resume when/if you come home, cooler than yet another "implemented a shopping cart online" blah blah that everyone locally has done a zillion times.

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    1. Re:Language consultant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Thats like a CIA trained chef looking for work and applying at McDonalds

      CIA trained chef?

    2. Re:Language consultant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Culinary Institute of America, the other CIA

      www.ciachef.edu

    3. Re:Language consultant by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Thats like a CIA trained chef looking for work and applying at McDonalds

      And anyways, you'd be in a lot trouble with the Chinese government if they found out you were trained by the CIA.

    4. Re:Language consultant by crazyjj · · Score: 2

      Well, they couldn't very well poison Castro with shitty food, now could they?

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    5. Re:Language consultant by vlm · · Score: 1

      You've never seen comments in a HTML file in Hindi?

      I don't keep a log of this but I was inspired by a 2600 magazine article to go read the source of webpages. You know, like we used to do in 1996 before GUI programs SUPPOSEDLY made handwritten html obsolete.

      Go to www.cnn.com right now, click view source and control f and "less than" "exclamation point" "minus" "minus" and you get an extra life in mario kart ... oh just kidding thats the start of a html comment.

      I don't think slashcode likes html in comments very much so I'll edit some cut and pastes below from www.cnn.com

      " this is where the breaking news CSI code will go "
      " /cnn TV Promo tool include "

      you can learn all kinds of fascinating things about web pages by doing this. The funniest I've seen is financial places that promise to release "The Big Report" at 9am Monday morning to the stock market, but they actually put it up and comment it out a week or two earlier. Come to think of it, thats probably illegal for them to do and me to look at. Hmm.

      Anyway back to Hindi.. I don't remember where I've seen it but whatever language it was it contained .in email addresses and just a bunch of stuff.

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    6. Re:Language consultant by vlm · · Score: 1

      My belief was if its got .in email addresses and I can't read it, its hindi. I admit it could have been some other language. I couldn't ID the language, but the notes did contain .in addresses for certain.

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    7. Re:Language consultant by vlm · · Score: 1

      Oh here's a weird one. Go to www.amazon.com view source look at last line which is a comment "MEOW" what does that mean, I buy furry stuff or what?
      I remember trying to figure that out, didn't put too much time into it, didn't get too far. Some theories were its inserted by a load balancer, or maybe something suffixes it to the end of all generated pages to prove its not truncated, or ...?

      "view source" every chance you get, there's weird stuff out there.

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      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    8. Re:Language consultant by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      It's the lolcats. They're in ur websitez, buying ur bookz.

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    9. Re:Language consultant by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Kinda off topic but you might like the story. Amazon has this data center in downtown Seattle (they call it SAS which I won't explain because that would give its exact location.) that originally was THE data center. It's in a basement of a nondescript office block. The storage/tech room has a sign that says "Welcome to Layer Zero." I passed this often back in 2001 when I was a network engineer for Amazon. Now I'm just a field tech because I can't stand working at a desk all day, I get a call to the same building to find a T1 that was delivered to this building. All that I was given was the address, no floor, just an address and a circuit ID. So I had to get the building management to give me access to each telco room on each floor. That sign is still there. The security guard that was opening doors for me didn't understand why I was taking a picture of it. I had to send it to some other Amazonians that I worked with back in the day.

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    10. Re:Language consultant by Nethead · · Score: 1

      I've got a nethead.org.uk address and if I wrote the email whilst pissed, you couldn't read it. But you may think it was Welsh.

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    11. Re:Language consultant by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      So this wasn't a bad spin-off of Under Siege?

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  16. Live in China...speak Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know how people love to complain that if you expect to come live and work in America, you should have to learn to speak English? Same argument applies.

  17. expat forums by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    maybe you can try the hundreds of different expat forums?

    1. Re:expat forums by linear+a · · Score: 1

      mod up

    2. Re:expat forums by gagol · · Score: 1

      Seriously, someone mod the parent up, very relevant.

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  18. Teach English by martyros · · Score: 1

    Look, I know you said that you don't want to teach English. But the value, to other people, of your native English ability is really high. Why don't you just give it a try? You can always try to split 50/50 between teaching English and learning Mandarin. After a year or so, when you're functional in Mandarin, look for a job in programming again.

    Be wary about the company you work for, though. I've some friends (and heard a lot of stories) about people who go to China promised certain pay and certain benefits, only to find the company offering them something very different once they're there. Shouldn't be as big a deal if you're already there, and if you have connections (through your fiancee's university) to people who can help you navigate the system in an emergency. But just keep an eye open and listen to your instincts: if something seems a bit fishy or too good to be true, go somewhere else.

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    1. Re:Teach English by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

      As if anybody outside Coonoodooo will be able to understand his pronunciation.

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    2. Re:Teach English by fliptout · · Score: 1

      While teaching English is a fun way to meet people, it's not a serious career choice for well educated, technical people. The time I got suckered into going to an English corner at an all girls school in Beijing was not bad, though.

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    3. Re:Teach English by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 1

      While teaching English is a fun way to meet people, it's not a serious career choice for well educated, technical people. The time I got suckered into going to an English corner at an all girls school in Beijing was not bad, though.

      Tell that to my college pal who's been living and teaching English in Asia for over 30 years, has a beautiful Thai wife, and an equally beautiful home fully paid for.

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    4. Re:Teach English by fliptout · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take much ambition to teach English and find an asian wife. Not to say it isn't a pleasant lifestyle. Where is your friend so I can tell him? :p

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  19. I've spent a year traveling and working in china by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I spent almost a year traveling China and working as a software developer / Business guy. Looking for jobs in china is extremely different in China then it is in the US. Here is the US you can call head hunters or work the job boards... China is all about who you know. I would say that your best bet is to go over with your fiancée and immediately start networking with the professors. Ask them out for dinner (this is normal) and start talking to them about what are come good companies in town. Make sure to pay for dinner and always have a small fun gift for second and third meetups.

    After meeting a couple good business people around town I had almost an endless supply of work where people wanted me to come and do contracting for a couple months. During the day I would code or do project management and then at night I would drink and do dinner with my bosses. (NOTE: Never turn down dinner or drinks with fellow workers or bosses... Socializing is a HUGE part of business over there)

  20. Translation proofreader/ editor by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    You can proofread documentation. so you don get the following.

    Insert batteries in the proper way, happy fun is achieved! Do not go!

    Or pretty much everything you see on this site full of examples.... http://www.engrish.com/

    OR you can do tech support, China companies would KILL for a native english speaker to sit in the call center and answer angry phone calls.

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    1. Re:Translation proofreader/ editor by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      You can proofread documentation. so you don get the following. Insert batteries in the proper way, happy fun is achieved! Do not go!

      I've worked as a translator and proofreader for some years and I know where there is a market and where there is not. If companies were willing to pay for better English, you wouldn't see such instructions. But profit margins are low enough, and the cost of hiring a native speaker high enough, that companies are generally not willing to invest in proofreading for such low-value items. Your advice is, I'm sorry to say, completely unrealistic.

  21. not programmer but success he did find by fluffythedestroyer · · Score: 1

    Like the subject says, one of my friend found a job in japan (not China I know) as a lawyer. He doesn't speak japanese and they didn't had any requirements for japanese speakers too. All I can say is search for the right business and your going to find one. Any good dev business that wants to make money must have english translator so you might hire a programmer as well. Makes sense to me. good luck on your search.

  22. Comfort worker? by zaxbowow · · Score: 1

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  23. Forget Cantonese by FilmedInNoir · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unless your going to work in Canton (Guangzhou) and even then it's not the national language. It is a pretty nifty language though. Very flowery with lots of bizarre colloquialisms. But then again maybe I'm offering toilet paper to one urinating.

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  24. Learn Chinese or work over the inernet? by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    but the problem is I don't speak Mandarin or Cantonese. I am a native English speaker from Canada though

    So, to turn this around, if someone came into your place of work looking for a job, didn't speak English, and wasn't yet in the country ... would you be seriously considering this candidate?

    At a certain point, if you don't speak the language, what are you offering them?

    That's not to say you don't have stuff to offer, and if they have some English speakers you might not be someone who might be a good fit. But from a certain perspective, not having any language skills can be a huge liability in looking for work there.

    That, and you might need to find out the legal stuff you might need to account for to work in China. The equivalent of a work visa. The teaching of English might be your only option for a while.

    If you haven't already, I'd be trying to understand your legal position and what you'll be able to do when you're there as a visitor. You could find yourself unable to work, limited in what you can do (both legally and linguistically) and sitting around wishing you hadn't gone there in the first place.

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    1. Re:Learn Chinese or work over the inernet? by imagined.by · · Score: 2

      It literally takes YEARS to learn Chinese to a level that is suitable for business conversations. I think you underestimate the incredible complexity of the language (especially for us westerners).

    2. Re:Learn Chinese or work over the inernet? by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you underestimate the incredible complexity of the language

      No, I know mostly that; a Vietnamese friend tried to explain tonality once -- and as a Westerner, I just can't pick up on the subtleties.

      That there are 12 ways pronounce the same things, and those vastly change the meaning baffles me, and isn't something I'm capable of hearing. My wife took a class in college which talked about it ... and when the instructor was describing the difference between "ga, ga, ga and ga", most of the people in the class could only hear a single "ga" , not four distinct ones. Since English doesn't use this, most of us can't even identify it when we hear it.

      And I know that's barely scratching the surface. There's more than just tonality.

      But I'm not the one planning to parachute into China without speaking the language and hoping I can get a job. Unless they speak English already, that's going to be a huge liability.

      The more I've listened to non-native speakers of English, the more forgiving I am about how you use it -- because trying to explain why some of these things are as they are can prove to be kind of pointless (unless you're actually a linguist). Because sometimes it's because the word is English, French, German, Latin ... and other times it's largely "because we say so".

      Increasingly, a lot of grammatical mistakes people who didn't grow up speaking English ... well, those make perfect sense if English actually had consistent rules. But since it doesn't, it can be very hard to explain.

      It would take years to learn Chinese ... but if you want to work there, you need to find English speakers, or learn Chinese.

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    3. Re:Learn Chinese or work over the inernet? by digitig · · Score: 1

      I think you underestimate the incredible complexity of the language

      No, I know mostly that; a Vietnamese friend tried to explain tonality once -- and as a Westerner, I just can't pick up on the subtleties.

      That there are 12 ways pronounce the same things, and those vastly change the meaning baffles me, and isn't something I'm capable of hearing.

      You only need 4 tones to be unambiguous in Mandarin (5 would be better).

      Since English doesn't use this, most of us can't even identify it when we hear it.

      English does use it a bit, but it changes connotation, not the underlying meaning. There's an old story about an electoral candidate on his soapbox who says "I have just received this letter from my opponent. It reads, 'You were right. I was wrong. I should resign." A Jewish man in the crowd says "Your opponent is Jewish yes? Then let me read the letter. 'You were right? I was wrong?? I should resign!"

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    4. Re:Learn Chinese or work over the inernet? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      You only need 4 tones to be unambiguous in Mandarin (5 would be better).

      Hmmm ... but how many are in the actual language? I had understood it to be more than 4 or 5.

      I was told Vietnamese has something like 12, I assume Chinese is similar. At that point, I conceded the point that his English would always be superior to my Vietnamese. :-P (OK, well, that part was never truly in debate.)

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    5. Re:Learn Chinese or work over the inernet? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      You only need 4 tones to be unambiguous in Mandarin

      Hmmm ... but how many are in the actual language?

      Mandarin has four tones. There is a fifth "neutral" tone, but it is rarely used, and you don't really need to learn it.

      I was told Vietnamese has something like 12, I assume Chinese is similar.

      "Chinese" is a written language, so it doesn't have tones. The spoken languages are Mandarin, Cantonese, Shanghaiese, Hainanese, Taiwanese, etc. Mandarin has four tones. Cantonese has seven. I don't know about the others.

      Cantonese speakers can learn Mandarin relatively easily, because they just don't use all the tones. But native Mandarin speakers have difficulty learning Cantonese, because they don't hear the differences between the extra tones.

    6. Re:Learn Chinese or work over the inernet? by Pope · · Score: 1

      Mandarin has 4 tones, which is what he said. Cantonese has 7. A Chinese friend in Beijing said the "ma, ma, ma, ma" joke to me, and it was pretty clear which tone was which. Note: I don't know how to write the tonal markers in ASCII

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    7. Re:Learn Chinese or work over the inernet? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Mandarin has 4 tones, which is what he said.

      Well, technically he said you only needed 4 to be unambiguous ... for all I know there's a bunch of even older ones that aren't in common use anymore. :-P

      A Chinese friend in Beijing said the "ma, ma, ma, ma" joke to me, and it was pretty clear which tone was which

      But do you speak the language? Or just recognize it? My wife tells me that at the time, most of she and her classmates had grown up in small towns and had never heard other languages -- so for her it was a complete "ma, ma, ma, and ma" WTF thing.

      I think when someone is explaining something slowly to me, I can follow the tones ... but I wouldn't normally pick up on it.

      Then again, when I was learning French, wrapping one's head around tenses which don't exist in English is always fun. :-P

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    8. Re:Learn Chinese or work over the inernet? by cozziewozzie · · Score: 1

      Mandarin has four tones. There is a fifth "neutral" tone, but it is rarely used, and you don't really need to learn it.

      There are four canonical tones in Mandarin + neutral.

      In practice, they have many realisations. The third tone has 3 different pronunciations, the neutral tone has 4 different pronunciations, depending on the context (tone sandhi).

      In any case, tones are easy in isolation, but complicated like nothing else in fluent speech. Which is why very few foreigners really master them

    9. Re:Learn Chinese or work over the inernet? by digitig · · Score: 1

      Mandarin has four tones. There is a fifth "neutral" tone, but it is rarely used, and you don't really need to learn it.

      There are four canonical tones in Mandarin + neutral.

      In practice, they have many realisations. The third tone has 3 different pronunciations, the neutral tone has 4 different pronunciations, depending on the context (tone sandhi).

      In any case, tones are easy in isolation, but complicated like nothing else in fluent speech. Which is why very few foreigners really master them

      As I said, you only need 4 to be unambiguous. If you use the canonical version of each tone it will sound as if you are sounding everything out very precisely (as an English speaker might for somebody whose English isn't very good) but should will be understood (as unambiguously as the language allows -- it still has homophones even when the tones are right). listening is more difficult, of course.

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  25. You're just not qualified. by Stephen+Gilbert · · Score: 1

    What would you think if someone showed up at your workplace in the US, unable to speak a word of English, looking for a programming job?

    As a native English speaker, you can make decent money teaching English. Or, you can try to find a remote job. But, I think your chances of finding a local development job are slim.

    1. Re:You're just not qualified. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      There's a thread of truth in this. Even the most open western business is going to be extremely hesitant to hire someone with nearly zero language skills. Better to lay off the coding, make learn mandarin your primary "job", and once you're confident look for work. Teach some english on the side if you must to make money. Above all, look for business contacts which will provide you with resources to draw upon when you return to the west. Having functional/conversational mandarin under your belt could be a serious asset when you return, having contacts in the largest market in the world could be even better.

      BTW - take mandarin from a native, ideally a locally born one, and do your best to mimic his or her way of speaking, not just the language mechanics. Its one thing to speak a foreign language, to sound like someone from that country to a local is a rare gift.

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    2. Re:You're just not qualified. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2

      What would you think if someone showed up at your workplace in the US, unable to speak a word of English, looking for a programming job?
      You obviously never worked at some of companies where I have. We work it out though. Google translate is a *good* thing.

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  26. My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't think you will have ANY luck with a website here. They are all garbage. Your best luck is just *going* there, going out, networking, bars, friends, and finding some good local recruiters. It's not like MS is advertising on 51job or chinajobs. As usual, your best luck is relationships, and those are nigh-impossible to make without being there.

    I have a recruiter friend here in shanghai (who does a different industry) and he set me up a few friends. Nothing worked out (not much work in shanghai for me). I found the one that I have from someone I met a hostel who did an internship there. Got another at the hostel in shanghai, for a company in hangzhou. Another I possibility came from someone in the local pool league, but that was in a different country. A lot of chinese live at hostels when they are starting/looking for jobs, and two of my friends were fresh grad law masters looking for jobs in the ¥4K range. All in all it took 3 months. You will probably have much better luck in beijing, where most of the tech work is.

    So, go there, give it three months, see what happens -
      - go out, business functions, pool leagues, IT areas
      - find some local recruiters (won't be hard), just start asking around
      - look for chinese companies that also operate in the west/australia with international products
      - stay at a non-tourist-kid-centric hostel, but still busy

    One of my best opportunities (that I didn't take, i got the job first) was to teach english to a bunch of recuriters a few hours a day, a few days a week. In that case they said they would hook me up with jobs, and pay a little for the classes. Recruiters get a large fee for finding someone, if that person stays on for more than a few months. Usually in the range of 2 months salary, I think, so the incentive is still very much there to find you a job.

    Be aware that they can find java programmers in china quite easily here, even if they are terrible at the job. Chinese managment sees the $ first, and not the quality, so I don't have anyone good working for me in this office. That sometimes changes when they start to fail, but in a lot of places pay for a mid-level java dev is around ¥7-8000 (and their mid is our junior). You are better off aiming for management in the application/resume etc. You will end up doing coding anyway, but at least have some power to fix the crap you see.

    1. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A few more notes:
      I was told very directly that they almost will not consider a white guy for anything less than management. They think they will cost to much, and not fit in. By their standards they are right, even if in the end they are wrong. My GF at the time got my resume to her boss/best friend and they said that directly. They will _not_ hire a white guy for anything less than management. Recruiters said the same thing, except when working with foreign companies or in certain positions. That was a chinese company, though. It is NOT the same at a western company here.

      I don't speak good chinese. I got stuck where I am (sorry, no town, there are only a few other tech companies & laowai here) because the guy who hired me didn't want to go this town because no one in the office speaks english well :) I got lucky, the boss would not let anyone but a westerner take the job, skill wise. He doesn't trust his guys (and girls, 1/2 are women), and he is right. It's a little bit sad, the sophistication.

      Anyway, it's a very mixed bag. I screwed up my job asking for too much money, because there were other offers that I didn't get. Expect around ¥20K for a chinese company in a big city, more for a western. MS pays ¥30-35K for tools developers here, but the standards are ambiguous and the hiring process with companies can be quite long.

      Give it a shot. You won't regret the few months you are out here. Worse comes to worse, come work for me! I think you are worth the money, but doubt I can convince the boss. In the end, you could make more as an english teacher for a good school if you can get the job, if you just end up doing normal dev work for a chinese company.

  27. Waste of time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just tell your fiancé not to do it. I am telling you this from experience. My wife and I held getting married because she wanted to finish her studies she went through the whole thing till she got the PHD and I followed her around just like you are planning to do which also changed my plans. Education expenses were none since she made a nice income while doing research for the PhD.

    The problem was after she finished. My wife became hormonal and wanted to have kids, and pop up 2. Now all she wants to be is a mom a stay at home mom. And I am not the only one with the same situation. I got about a dozen friends with wifes with expensive education just going to waste because they want to be a house wife.

    Also you do not want to live in Beijing the air quality there is horrible.

    1. Re:Waste of time. by asylumx · · Score: 1

      +1 SadButTrue. I've not had this happen to me personally, but I've seen it happen to very close friends a few times now. It's not pretty.

    2. Re:Waste of time. by HeckRuler · · Score: 1, Insightful

      First off, I think you're assuming the fiancé is female.
      Secondly, do you advise men not to get an education when they're in similar situations?
      And finally, what do you suggest the fiancé do instead?

      Because honestly, you sound like my friend that's going through an ugly divorce and regularly vents his frustration at all women-kind. If you're having personal problems with the shared workload in your family, you should have a discussion with your wife. Or maybe a marriage consoler.
      Advising others to be sexist pigs isn't all that helpful.

    3. Re:Waste of time. by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Hi Coward,

      Thanks, she's expecting in November. We're both engineers and she makes more than me. Part of that is because I limited my job hunt to a location around college to give her time to get her masters. The larger part is that SHE HAS A MASTERS. My career is more versatile than hers, so it means we followed her work after graduation. That was 7 years ago. We're both aware that, while it would be fun to stay home and play with kittens, I mean kids all day, that's not a optimal solution, and we both should get to work.

      Sure, OP has a valid argument. The same way that you could say that black people are commonly poor and the statistics are there to back you up (depending on your area). Guess who is most likely to mug you in an alley? Such statements, while a valid argument for profiling, don't detract from the fact that it's racist as all fuck and is the sort of fascist bullshit that turns whole societies into twisted evil organizations that justify the creation of hate-crimes. Read the OP again. He's not suggesting to make sure the fiance wants a career, he's suggesting that any woman getting married shouldn't bother with an education.

      I also suggest you reread my post, and notice the word "like" that indicates the use of a simile. It's surrounded by words, "you sound like", that help this literary construct along. Also note that you don't have to wait until the knife is protruding from your chest to suggest that maybe we should be running from the crazy man flailing the knife around. Sometimes you can see it coming. But sure, it's perfectly possible that the OP is in a loving relationship and they both mutually agree that they should have re-though the need for her education before spending the money on it. Or he's a douchebag that blames women for getting "hormonal". Both are possible situations.

  28. Some acronyms need to be defined ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    ... Thats like a CIA trained chef looking for work and applying at McDonalds ...

    Perhaps that acronym should be defined, something like "Culinary Institute of America" would be my first guess given the context. A "Central Intelligence Agency" trained chef would naturally have extremely limited career paths. ;-)

  29. Move to management by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have lived and worked in China. As an English language speaker, it is not too difficult to find work in China since many companies use English as their official working language. But if you expect to find a job as a programmer making anything close to a western salary, you can forget it.

    Instead, you should consider moving to management. Plenty of companies doing outsourcing want someone on the ground in China who understands western business culture.

    You might also consider doing something completely different, like teaching English.

    Also, try to learn some Mandarin. You certainly need to know how to say please, thank you, excuse me, etc. You should also learn to say "this", "that", "How much does it cost?", and "Please give me ....". If you learn a few hundred hanzi, that will be a big help in reading street signs, menus, and restroom gender indicators.

  30. Look for US companies that offshore by curunir · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Rather than looking for work there, try to find US companies that offshore work to China. Failing that, try applying with a firm that works with US companies, though don't expect to be paid much above what they pay their locals.

    My employer has an offshore team in Beijing. Most of the developers there speak pigeon English and would welcome a native speaker to help improve and we'd welcome someone to help bridge the language gap that can be quite difficult over Skype and such. I'd look for companies like us and inquire about whether we'd be willing to hire you to work in the China office. If you've got a good Java background, I'm sure we'd seriously consider hiring you to work at our China office. We might require you to train for a couple of weeks in SF first and come back for a couple weeks a year, but I'd hope that wouldn't be a problem for you. As a bonus, you'd likely not have to deal with getting a Chinese work permit, though you should probably confirm that.

    If you're interested, respond to this comment with some way to contact you and I can send your resume to HR.

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    1. Re:Look for US companies that offshore by Thelasko · · Score: 2

      Parent is correct. However, you don't have to work exclusively for U.S. companies that offshore labor. Many U.S. companies are looking to expand to the Chinese market, and want native English speakers on the ground in China.(Specifically automotive companies) Unfortunately, not many Americans are keen to move to China.

      This may be a valuable opportunity if you are willing to reinvent yourself.

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    2. Re:Look for US companies that offshore by sitkill · · Score: 1

      OP here, could you reach out to me at jjunos@gmail.com? I would love to talk to you about this opportunity, and I can pass on my CV to you. Thanks!

  31. How about teching advanced english and consulting? by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Changes are that their Java Devs are way more cheaper than you and way better at chinese. And there are most certainly legion. I'd suggest you go with what you've got and do advanced english and english Java consulting. Maybe even some Technical Account Management with customers in the US ... you'll have an edge as a native speaker.

    See this as an opportunity to make a move from deving into management. You will not be able to outbid the local competition. ... This is not switzerland, you know.

    Oh, and do be prepared for some really extreme air pollution. Stock up on Masks and Air filters and such.

    My 2 cents.

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  32. Jobs in china.. by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    If a chinese company wants you to work as part of a larger group of developers, they will expect you to be able to speak their language in order to participate...

    On the other hand, your best bet is probably to work for a company in an english speaking country that will let you work remotely... I know a few people who do development for london/uk based companies but who live in thailand, a uk wage goes a LONG way in a place like thailand.

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  33. Marry her and live in Canada! by TheMathemagician · · Score: 3

    Sorry to be blunt but you're very delusional expecting to get a job without speaking the language. Even if you got one you would probably be unable to survive on the salary. Just marry her so she can become a Canadian citizen and go to school there. Why did she apply for a program in China without you first sorting out living/work arrangements anyway?

  34. Outsourcing by gauauu · · Score: 3, Informative

    I did this. I found a job in Shenzhen China, spending 2 years writing software at an outsourcing company. (PHP, Java, and (cringe) Oracle Forms Apps) I found the job in the US before I went overseas, via some odd connections, so I can't speak much about how you should get the job, but maybe the reports from some of my experiences could help you.

    First, one of the things that makes it hard for you to find a job is that they assume that you'll want an expensive American salary. At my job, I agreed to work for slightly higher than a standard Chinese native would make, but significantly lower than a standard American salary (I made about 12K USD per year, which was plenty). It might be worth mentioning in any cover letter/resume/etc what your salary expectation would be.

    Second, I don't know about all outsourcing companies, but where I worked, because most of our customers were in the US, there was an expectation that every employee needed to speak at least a little English. In reality, most people's English was pretty poor, but it meant that they were willing to hire someone like me with no Mandarin skills. So it might be worth focusing on companies that service US customers. They loved having me around for phone calls with the customers. (Realistically, I eventually ended up spending half of my time doing project management work because of my ability to easily communicate with our customers)
    Really, particularly in the outsourcing business, me being a token white american was valuable for the company. They could claim that they had a native English-speaker to help with customer communication, etc. As long as your salary doesn't price you out of their range, you could really sell your native North-American English skills as a positive. And (unfortunately) depending on your race, a white face can still open doors and opportunities in China (at least in Shenzhen it could). (it was really odd getting so much positive attention just because I looked like a stereotypical white american). When big important people came to visit the company, I'd always get introduced to them, even when it really made no sense based on my position -- they just wanted to show me off.

    So don't be discouraged by all the nay-sayers here. It's definitely possible to find software development jobs in China.

    That all being said, there were definitely some frustrating aspects of the job. For one thing, it ended up being fairly lonely, as it was harder to socialize with people that don't speak your language. While I eventually learned enough Mandarin to communicate, and they knew enough English, it was certainly harder to really be friends with your coworkers. And a lonely workplace is a bit discouraging.

    Either way, good luck, I hope you find something!

  35. Focus on Western & Chinese Startups by swithdrawn · · Score: 1

    All of the comparisons to immigrants in the U.S. who can't speak English don't necessarily apply. I worked in Beijing as an assistant teacher (really a full fledged instructor) in a startup 3D animation school run jointly by Americans and Chinese. At least when I was there in 2007, the students held myself and the other western instructors in very high esteem, even though I was younger than most of them. There's a perception that the westerners especially in teaching roles are the key to all knowledge, and there's a huge desire to learn everything. The school had translators present so language wasn't really an issue. I visited several companies and schools and found other westerners in similar roles, so I imagine there are still opportunities other than teaching English if you look specifically at startups and other institutions.

  36. We're hiring by slb · · Score: 1

    Contact me, my company has a subsidiary in Beijin and is looking for skilled developpers but with good english skills.

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    1. Re:We're hiring by sitkill · · Score: 1

      OP here, is your company transparency.org? If you could reach out to me at jjunos@gmail.com, I would love to talk about any opportunities.

  37. I've attempted this by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    If you are dead set on working in Asia in an IT role your best bet is to do what has been suggested before and find a US firm willing to send you out there. They simply aren't interested in you unless you can provide a skill they need; ie, native english speaker. I have sent a number of resumes to IT firms in Japan looking for talent and the best I've gotten is a few email exchanges with that stopped cold as soon as they realized I wasn't in Japan. Get an ESL cert and teach English, at least if you're there you have a shot.

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  38. Re:Dude I know is in the same situation by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

    agree with this. But I think he wants to keep his resume focused on java.

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  39. Find a Chinese Uni. with a foreign partner by magarity · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I had the same situation a few years ago. First, you can totally forget any local programming jobs. Chinese programmers get paid about 2000 RMB / month (a pathetic pittance) and there is a long line to get a starting position.
    I found a compromise for the teaching English route; teach IT classes *in* English. Find a university that has a 'learn abroad' exchange program with a university in the USA or UK. Their students there in China will have a requirement to take courses taught in English, preferably by a native speaker, in order to qualify for the exchange program. This is vastly superior to just teaching English and pays better as well. I taught at China Agricultural University which has such an agreement with University of Portsmouth in the UK. There are a lot of others with the same situation. To find them, work backwards: browse the websites of the schools in the UK and US in the foreign exchange section and look for their partner schools in China. If there is a 'you must complete x hours of courses taught in English', apply to that school in China.
    Either that, or before you even go set up a "100% work remote" gig with an employer here.

  40. Learn Chinese? What a great freeking oportunity! by Art+Challenor · · Score: 1

    Um, is there any reason not to learn Mandarin? Immersed in the language and culture I doubt it would take you as much as a year to become competent in the language. What a great freeking oportunity. Your life in China will improve dramatically. If your technical skills are worth selling you could probably get a job (especially one where English is a plus), even if not, competency in Chinese would be fun and useful in just about any international company.

    Take the job teaching English for 6-months, learn Mandarin then figure out what you want to do.

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  41. So I guess the "hit man" option is off the table. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    where native language skills are a positive disadvantage. All that whining...

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  42. Any websites I should be focusing on? by Culture20 · · Score: 2

    match? eharmony? jdate? Either man-up and be a house husband or man-up and tell your wife that moving to China is going to put a huge strain on your marriage.

  43. Look for U.S companies that have shops there by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

    For instance, my company has opened new offices in Hong Kong and are looking for IT staff.

  44. I'm in the same boat... by dwater · · Score: 1

    ..but I have worked there for several years, then moved to Finland and trying to get back again.

    It shouldn't be too difficult to get something once you're there, but they will expect to pay you the same as a local, and you'll have to sort out some deal for health insurance.

    Another option is to try a company such as Canonical or Redhat, where they let you work from home. There are some agencies there too, who recognise the value in a foreigner.

    You might find something on the web site for the Beijing Linux Users' Group, and I suppose other similar.

    Microsoft, Google, Nokia, and Intel all have sizable offices there. ..but I still think most companies won't look at you until you're there.

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  45. Re:Look for multi-nationals/White guy in a suit by Jeng · · Score: 4, Informative

    You could rent yourself out as a white guy in a suit.

    http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2010/07/rent-a-white-guy/8119/

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  46. Start an outsourcing company by biodata · · Score: 1

    Make good friends with a Chinese programmer/english speaker/business person or two. Between the two/three of you, you find contracts in the west, they recruit and manage the programmers, and translate your specs. Meanwhile you can learn some Chinese from them. Later, you can apply to sponsor their work visas to come work onsite in Canada for your customers, I guess, providing you incorporate in Canada before you go.

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  47. Re:Waste of time. roxy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Mod this up!!!
    This also happened to me and about 6 of my friends. Long, drawn out, expensive education/training/internships all over the U.S, then "oh, I want to be a stay at home mom". In a few years when the kids are older, she said she may decide to go to work. Of course, after a few years her education won't be up to date. I'm sure she sees it as no problem -- she can just go back to university for a couple of years and refresh her class work. Meanwhile, my career path was stunted by moving around, and now I have to pay back her student loans. I fully support education for women, but when anyone doesn't use something that was made possible by sacrifices it kind of makes me unhappy.

  48. That's a Tough One by richg74 · · Score: 1

    Given your lack of local language skills, I think trying to apply directly to a Chinese company is probably a waste of time. I'm a US citizen who has lived and worked abroad a couple of times, and I think your best bets are: (1) a US or Canadian company which has subsidiaries or affiliates in China, or (2) an approach through a US or Candian affiliate of a Chinese company. Basically, you want to try for things where your English skills will be a net asset. That's the way I got my expat positions, though I grant your situation is harder -- I worked in Europe, and I already spoke some German and French.

  49. Re:Docs and proofreading isn't that bad an idea by digitig · · Score: 1

    This isn't that bad an idea. You wouldn't have to be too fluent in Chinese. But damn, they really do need somebody to fix Engrish in the documentation.

    No they don't, because in practice hardly anybody bases purchase decisions on the standard of English in the manual.

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  50. Re:Look for multi-nationals/White guy in a suit by kanto · · Score: 1

    A bit more on the subject of "white guy window dressing".

  51. Re:If you can't speak the language by digitig · · Score: 1

    Absent native-level fluency in Chinese (in other words, the complete opposite of where you are), your command of the English language will be the only thing that gets you in the door anywhere. Think about it from their standpoint, why hire a westerner who can program but can't read spec sheets or communicate with his peers when you can hire a native who can program and also is a functional member of the office environment?

    And who will work for Chinese wage levels. When I looked at jobs in Beijing I thought the monthly rate looked ok but not great, then realised that I was actually looking at annual rates.

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  52. Telecommute with a US employer by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 1

    In my last job we had a group member that was living in Seattle while we were in Houston. We'd have weekly meetings and he'd phone in. It worked out pretty well. For someone living in China, you'd just have to figure out a schedule that would allow you to meet with your group over the phone.

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  53. Work with translators, seriously. by Shag · · Score: 1

    A native Chinese friend of mine in a city a couple hours from Beijing works for a textbook publisher, and they almost always have someone from Canada around on a multi-year contract to work with their translators. If they're doing a textbook for Chinese people studying English at whatever level, the translators will do their best to put the necessary things into English, and they will predictably massacre all the idioms and half of the rest. And if they're working on translating a textbook from English into Chinese, the translators will be baffled by all kinds of phrases and need them explained.

    Being friends, we help each other out with our respective languages, and I've had to explain things like what "track lights" are, and generally fix lots of grammar.

    This assumes, of course, that the Anon is not only a native English speaker, but has a high level of proficiency.

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    1. Re:Work with translators, seriously. by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I was reminded about a similiar situtation involving English-Hungarian translation. The interesting thing is, it might work out.

  54. Are you white? by tommy8 · · Score: 2

    I heard that Chinese companies are hiring random white people to wear nice suits and sit in on big business meetings and just look important. Helps if you have light brown or blond hair or blue/green/grey eyes. No joke! You can always get blue contact lenses or dye your hair if need be to help your odds of getting hired. It may be bigoted but its still a paycheck for you and you have done nothing wrong. Back me up people, I know others have hear this.

    1. Re:Are you white? by longk · · Score: 1

      This is false. Companies do not hire people because they are white, the Chinese government would never give a work permit for this reason. What is true, is that companies are willing to pay for a white face to show up. Without a work-permit however this is very much illegal.

  55. Check out these avenues by jaydub2001 · · Score: 1

    I lived in Beijing for 4 years and to be honest it's not going to be super easy to land an IT job as there are plenty of qualified local chinese engineers for most any task and they are going to be cheaper than you. That being said if you are somewhat lucky you might find a good gig.

    Look for IT listings on the websites of the local monthly english language magazines:

    http://www.thebeijinger.com/
    http://www.cityweekend.com.cn/beijing

    Go to the local user group meetings and network such as the Beijing Linux user group:

    http://www.clubbeautiful.com/ (strange domain I know)

    These guys have been around a long time and do outsourcing work for large european companies mostly:

    http://www.exoweb.net/en

    These guys provide local hosting services and may possibly an avenue:

    http://www.candisgroup.com/

    1. Re:Check out these avenues by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I wish I had the points to mod you up. This is the real answer the poster needed. Not my sniper shot humor.

  56. Its not your language skill that is the problem... by CurryCamel · · Score: 1

    Any multinational uses English exclusivly. They just cannot function any other way. In the team of 10 I work in, we have 5-6 different native tongues. Which means, half of the team doesn't even speak the local language!

    The flip side of this is, that any native English speaker has an (unfair?) advantage. Sorry - zarro sympathy points from me.

  57. Research or foreign companies by golden+age+villain · · Score: 1

    Speaking English only might be ok in an academic environment although my experience (in Japan) says that you might have most of the staff reading and writing English but unable to speak it. You might also want to apply directly to American or Western companies in the area. I assume there is no shortage of them.

  58. The going rate for Java is $5/hour by tlambert · · Score: 2

    They charge the U.S. companies they outsource to $12-$20/hour.

    Seriously, learn some Mandarin before going, and expect to be values for your understanding of English and Western corporate culture.

    -- Terry

  59. Be careful about PhDs in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Most universities do not grant degrees that are worth much outside of China. Only the top few are recognized as having any consistent level of quality, and most PhD students I see in China publish third or fourth-rate work. Unless you're really at a top-rated place you should seriously consider doing a PhD elsewhere.

    1. Re:Be careful about PhDs in China by solidraven · · Score: 1

      The current university ranking systems and judgement of quality is highly biased. To give an example: Many European universities are far ahead of US universities in educational level, yet they score way worse. The simple reason is that all these rankings assume the American system and introduce ratings on non relevant factors. I've seen some really sad examples, they actually managed to use factors like " openness ". I got rather fed up with it and contacted the authors of said ranking system. And the moment I asked that question the author just rambled on a bit and got off the phone quickly. Afterwards I figured out it means who they let in. Fact is that in most European universities a big fat wallet or knowing somebody won't get you in. It's either knowledge or being fast enough with the necessary high school degrees. Then they also mark said universities down due to the socialist system employed. Pretty much everybody has a change to start without having huge expenses. So on average the failure rate is a lot higher (I recall we lost over half the students in engineering over the summer break).
      Another factor they will take into account is publications. Universities that focus on education will automatically score lower in this cause the professors and their assistants actually bother to teach the students and help them with their projects instead of focusing on their own research. Yet this does not mean their research is of lesser quality, they simply publish less and use less resources in doing so.
      And the case with Chinese universities is simple, some indeed are of inferior quality. I'll give you that. But a lot of the good publications aren't in English. Or are of poor quality cause of their translation. That is absolutely no reason to call most of them crappy and their degrees useless. And if you're worried about the degree being recognized, each country has some committee that approves foreign degrees and says what the local equivalent degree is. If you really worry about how much a foreign degree is going to be worth, simply contact them.

  60. Offshore facility by CokoBWare · · Score: 1

    Seriously... look into get a job with an offshore facility. Places like that need people with grand English skills. With outsourcing the way it is, you would be a feather in the cap of an outsourcing firm.

  61. Contracting through a Canadian or American agency by drgould · · Score: 1

    Quite a while ago I read the answer to a simliar question about finding work in Europe.

    Most Europian countries have strict laws about hiring non-citizens for most jobs. He got around that by finding contract work through an American contracting agency.

    The benefits are that since contract work is inherently temporary there were no problems with non-citizen status. The contract agency would bill the company directly and deposit his paycheck in an American bank so he usually didn't even have to pay local taxes. And the IRS has (had?) generous tax deductions for Americans who spend over some large number of days out of the country.

    The downside is that he moved around quite a bit, whether by choice or job requirements I couldn't say.

    I also don't know if there are any agencies in Canada or America that contract with companies in China.

  62. Some questions by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

    I am not familiar with Chinese visa, so I have one question. What kind of visa do you obtain from them? Is it a working visa? Or is it a follower type visa (as in the U.S. is called F2)? Then if it is F2, do they allow the follower to work? I know that in the U.S., they do not allow those who have F2 to work. Be careful if you have a visa similar to F2 because you and/or your fiancé would take a risk of losing the visa if you are going to work.

    I assume that it would be F2 because the U.S. has F1 for student, so I am guessing that China would also have similar visa type.

    1. Re:Some questions by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      If he can't obtain an F2 Visa, he could apply for the F-ALSO Visa.

  63. Re:Docs and proofreading isn't that bad an idea by mattack2 · · Score: 1

    Do they base FIRST purchases on it? No, probably not. But does it even very subtly influence future decisions? "These two products are about the same price and have the same features.. One has a good manual describing the features, one is horrible.. Which one should I buy?"

  64. Tell them you want to be a spy... by Squidlips · · Score: 1

    That should do the trick...

    1. Re:Tell them you want to be a spy... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I don't know, anything that's a secret on the north american continent, China has copied, reversed engineered, and sold back to anyone that can make fog on a mirror. He might be refused; reason? He's over qualified.

  65. Re:Start Studying - I did it by nhtshot · · Score: 4, Informative

    I moved to China two years ago with no background in the language at all.

    Total, 100% immersion + whatever training material I could get my hands on.

    Now, I'm pretty fluent. But, 3 months in? Forget it. I couldn't even talk to a taxi driver with any consistency. Forget ordering food from a normal menu. Picture menu or nothing.

  66. I Know Of One Thing You Could Do by LifesABeach · · Score: 2

    Help correct the web pages from China. Sometimes when I read one, my eyes have a tendency to go else where.

    And if you can pick up some Manderin, you can translate the "publically" accessable documents that some folks, in China, have recently come across, on the internet...

  67. Re:Look for multi-nationals/White guy in a suit by Jeng · · Score: 2

    It's for the workers. Having a white guy in a suit from the company contracting the work to come down and cut a ribbon or some other celebration shows the workers that they are a valuable part of the company instead of just contracted workers.

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  68. Say What? by Dareth · · Score: 1

    You obviously don't know what you are talking aboot!

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  69. Another option by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

    AC could open a Canadian take-away...

    1. Re:Another option by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      AC could open a Canadian take-away...

      I don't even think they have Canadian take aways in Canada.

      It's not exactly one of the world's great undiscovered cuisines.

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  70. Re:I've spent a year traveling and working in chin by Da_Biz · · Score: 3, Interesting
  71. Wait a few months by longk · · Score: 1

    China is cracking down on foreigners currently. There's a 100-day crackdown, coincidentally announced a few days after a Brit tried to rape a Chinese girl.

    This crackdown focuses on those without a valid visa, those working without a work permit and those who did not register their place residence. However, while it does not target legit foreigners directly, it also means a lot more scrutiny goes into work permit applications. This may make your search a little harder, at least temporarily.

    Where in most countries any company with a justified need can apply to hire foreigners, in China this is not the case. Companies need to be licensed to do so, so writing to Chinese or even foreign companies in China randomly is probably a waste of time. Your best bet may be contacting some China based head hunters, which you can easily find on LinkedIn.

    Please do not go the route of working on an F-visa (business visa). For those who come to China alone the risk of being kicked out (and banned!) may not be too bad, but since your girl will be staying there it would be a dumb choice to make, especially with the ongoing crackdown.

  72. Re:Learn Chinese? What a great freeking oportunity by longk · · Score: 1

    This really depends which city he ends up in. 5 years in Beijing taught me nothing, with people at the office as well as many restaurants speaking English to me.

    I've since moved to a smaller town and I've learned more Mandarin in 2 weeks than in the 5 years before.

  73. Re:Why? by longk · · Score: 1

    Please read The Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Then tell me how many of those 30 rights are not abused in the US of A.

  74. Re:Docs and proofreading isn't that bad an idea by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    I disagree. I know several people who find the owners manual online before making a purchase. Badly written ones are a big negative. People often read reviews before a purchase, and a poor manual will be reflected in that. It's a large factor if it is so poorly written that a lot of people can't figure out how to use the product.

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  75. Working in China by geohump · · Score: 1

    You have a skill that is highly desired in China, You speak english like an American native.

    Speaking english is a -highly- desired skill in China, so the need for people who can teach is correctly is paramount. It won't be programming, but you should be able to get a job teaching english, even though you can't speak any of the chinese languages.[Yes it is possible to teach english to people even if you don't speak their language.  Formal grammar instruction would be out, but vocabulary, spelling, and pronunciation would be in.

    If not teaching at a formal school, then tutoring small groups of students who already have some english skills, on "native english" could be a sellable skill as well. Perhaps even more than teaching at a school.

    In the meantime, start learning some Mandarin. Its not that hard.

    Zài jiàn for now.
    http://mandarin.about.com/library/audio/voc_bye/voc_bye_1.mp3.

  76. Work from "home" by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    Where "home" == China for the time being. Get a job with a Canadian company, paid in Loonies into a Canadian bank account that you can access from China. Just research the tax obligations, but with a good internet connection, an understanding boss and your skillset you can probably be pretty productive.

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  77. Plenty of opportunities by AiTuDou · · Score: 1

    I'm amazed by all the comments at saying 'don't do it, Chinese hate foreigners at the moment' or 'just deal with being an English teacher'. There are lots of opportunities for non-mandarin speaking folk in Shanghai and Beijing at the moment. They also have vibrant, embryonic startup scenes which are a mix of westerners and locals coming together.

    If you want to get into the startup scene, try and go one of the networking events like BarCamp or Startup Suana. Get your business card out there and you'll generate some leads. There are also quite a few small web shops that are staffed with a mix of Chinese and Westerners. Good examples are ReignDesign and WebAge...they're Shanghai companies, but I'm sure you can find the BeiJing equivalents. Have seen both of those advertise on StackOverflow jobs.

    If you want to go for some of the big established companies, I've found a lot of leads through LinkedIn. Companies like Microsoft, Amazon and the investment banks are OK with bringing on foreigners as they can help bridge communication and rapport back to the US headoffice. Though, don't expect a western salary. Big companies are competitive with the market, but still not comparable with what you're used to.

    Good luck. It's not as easy as back home where you can just browse a site and have all the opportunities laid out in front of you. You'll have to do a little digging, but there are plenty of opportunities to meet your expectations and skills.

  78. Jobs in China by rover42 · · Score: 1

    Much the best of the many China expat forum websites is: http://raoulschinasaloon.com/index.php There are an almost infinite number of English-teaching jobs in China, and any foreigner here will get offers to tutor people. However, many contracts forbid outside work; it is quite common to cheat on this and employers often overlook it, but you cannot count on that. For an overview of overseas English teaching in general, see: http://wikitravel.org/en/Teaching_English Getting one of the teaching certificates they discuss might help a lot if you want that sort of work. As someone said in another post, many of the best-paid teaching jobs are at schools that are joint ventures between a foreign and a Chinese institution. For jobs in IT, the best pay & conditions are at foreign companies. There is not a lot of demand for foreign developers and engineers, though there is some, but project managers are in great demand. In some cases, anyone who speaks English well enough to talk to the clients will be given the title "project manager"; in other cases they want real management skills.

    1. Re:Jobs in China by rover42 · · Score: 1

      I was a techncal writer at home. Here in China, I work in the Computer Science department of a university as an editor. Publishing papers in international journals is a degree requirement for graduate students here. Their English is generally good enough to write something mostly comprehensible, but usually below the standard a decent journal requires. Your best bet for similar work in Beijing would be the top technical university there, Tsinghua: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsinghua_University

  79. In my experience: Just don't do it! by Guillaume+le+Btard · · Score: 1

    As I have some personal experience in this kind of problem I would recommend you don't waste your time and resources to do this. At the moment I am in Shanghai doing an internship to complete my degree in EE. As I will be finished quite soon I have been looking around for jobs, the problem is they pay just so damned little (seriously, only 10000 rmb/month to be an engineer at a leading western company in the networking business). Accepting to work here would just give me a financial stagnation compared to working in my native country, the Netherlands. The only reason to advise you to go ahead would be if you plan to live in China the rest of your lives, but I doubt that would be a good idea due to anti foreigner sentiment growing here as well as substandard healthcare and other things which will become more important as you get older. Supposing you want to have to kids then you need to send them to an international school or they will be just as retarded as the average Chinese person. Which means you need to have a good financial situation going which will be difficult unless you speak the language. The best way to get a comfortable life here would be to be sent here from your current employer to work as a manager in their Chinese branch. Besides, a Chinese PhD has no value in the western world. It would be way better to let your fiancee come to stay in Canada to get a PhD there.

  80. friend of my son has done it by Harry+in+the+Soup · · Score: 1

    My son has a friend who works in Beijing as a programmer and definitely does not speak any flavour of Chinese except what he might have picked up in the past 2 years. So it is possible

  81. Because you're too expensive... by jampola · · Score: 1

    Like other Asian countries, it is near impossible to find a job in your desired field unless you're transferred to China from some multinational company.

    What makes it so hard is that China has pretty tough laws on employing foreigners, and those laws usually mean that you need to be working doing something that cannot be fulfilled by someone locally. Secondly, they need to pay you a higher minimum wage compared to Chinese Nationals. If I were you, I'd look at the teaching job as a means to an end for now and worry about finding something later once you're established. At least it's legal. And stay away from doing anything under the table, the consequences in China are a lot worse than somewhere like Australia or Canada.

    Being someone who has migrated to Thailand, it's a huge step you're taking and the first couple of weeks are the hardest. Just stick to it and try stay motivated and remember to take everything with a grain of salt (or rice, so to speak!)

  82. Not too hard by syl22_00 · · Score: 1

    It is actually not too hard, I have been working as a programmer in China for 7 years and, although I can speak some Chinese, it has never been a must-have. In Beijing, you can try the big names or look for start-ups. Better be flexible in terms of salary of course. The big recruitment websites have English interfaces: http://www.51job.com/ http://www.chinahr.com/index.htm Look for headhunters too, and use linkedin.

  83. If you're interested in financial IT by Dix · · Score: 1
  84. Microsoft, Google, IBM, start ups, etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There's a website called www.thebeijinger.com. It's sort of like craigslist for Beijing, and it's where all the expats hang out.
    Microsoft, Google and IBM are in Beijing and the working language is English.
    Beijing has a strong international start-up scene. It's a University hub, much like Cambridge, MA in the US.

    A great site for learning Chinese is chinesepod.com.

  85. Try the banks ... by Builder · · Score: 1

    Many banks are now offshoring to Shanghai instead of India. The one I work for has several thousand developers and engineers out there.

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  87. Am I the only one? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Or couldn't he just dump the fiancee and not have to consider going to a repressive country where he can't even speak the language?

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  88. Don't listen to most these comments... by someones1 · · Score: 1

    A lot of these comments are worthless because they're from people that have never been to China, don't understand China, and assume that a person that doesn't speak Chinese there is the same as someone who doesn't speak English here. Which is false.

    You can find a job, especially if you're white. You WILL hit a glass ceiling eventually due to the lack of language skills... but there are things that you can do.

    I know that you want to stay in the programming world, but I have to ask why you've discounted the idea of teaching English already. It is probably the most lucrative thing you can do... if you teach at a school for 6 months or a year, then you'll have been around long enough to make some contacts and branch out into private teaching. That's where the money is... even in the mainland, you can exceed $20+/hr if you're looking in the right place.

    A few others have mentioned specializing in teaching English for computer/business, which also tends to net a little more money than a generic teacher. Either way, for teaching, I'd recommend getting a full TEFL certification (my recommendation is the CELTA; don't trust online or weekend-only courses -- you'd just be doing yourself a disservice).

    Now my serious question is if your fiancee is native Chinese or a Canadian that just happens to be going to China for her PhD. If she's native Chinese then it's whatever, but if she's Canadian then I think she should seriously consider the usefulness of a Chinese education. I've heard of westerners with advanced degrees from mainland China get laughed out of interviews or get their resume shredded just for that. I mean it has people shaking their heads faster than seeing University of Phoenix on one's education section.

    Also, as a few people have mentioned, Beijing's air sucks, and I'd be surprised if you make it more than a few weeks without a severe throat infection. It's pretty gross.

    If y'all really want to do the abroad thing, then do it in Hong Kong or Singapore. More money, better places, more non-native friendly.

  89. What I did by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    Get in the IT staff of an AMerican-based (UK-based?) company that has a lot of customers/foreigners like yourself.

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  90. Finding a job in Beijing by Don+Philip · · Score: 1

    You should probably contact the Canadian Embassy in Beijing. They would be in a good position to advise you how to proceed.

  91. What an Amazing Opportunity! by darkfuture · · Score: 1

    The two most important languages of the future are English and Mandarin Chinese. You have mastered one, now do the other. Take a night course to start, you will meet other, employed Westerners. Who you know counts for a lot in Asia and you can frequently get a job this way. You might also find a Chinese reading and writing course for English speakers. It is not that hard once you understand the logic of Chinese characters. Learning to read and write Chinese is the most amazing thing that you can do.

    Sending resumes before you go does not work, so don't let it get you down.

    You also have the chance to get into the real Chinese social network, because your fiancée will. There are opportunities here, as another writer said above. Having a job is a good way to get a better one. Business is booming in Asia, there are new opportunities all of the time. It is not stable and level like in Canada.

    Thing aren't like back back home, image counts for a lot. Looking the part gets you into places that you want to go. Get a custom made suit, get some nice casual clothes, it will be expected of you. You can watch the way people treat you differently depending on whether you dress up or dress down, it is almost funny. Like it or not, people will form opinions on you depending on how you dress. Don't be timid, to really fit in you will learn to do some things in a way that you would not do at home. Everything is completely different than what you are used to. so don't see problems when what you know doesn't work. Be sure to see the new things that you don't know. Some people can't take it, they go home quick, some people see an exciting new world to get to know and become adept at, then end up staying many years more than they intended.

  92. Direct your expertise creatively by Uber+Banker · · Score: 1

    I do not know Beijing. I do know several other cities in China, mainly 1st / 2nd tier, and what I will write below is concentrated on multinationals. This is intended to educate on the market concerning IT and multinationals; other options do exist.

    Multinationals - mainly US companies in the IT field:

    A lot of multinationals divert development and testing work to China, the most common reason cited is 'concentration risk' which sometimes means China is cheaper than India which it is a bit but for detailed varying reasons I will accept a consultancy fee for. The other compelling reasons is a genuine worry too much is offshored / outsourced to India and therefore is subject to India-specific market conditions, be it attrition which is much higher than China or other risk.

    The expected working environment is English language. Office banter happens in Chinese, but international conference calls with India, US and Europe occur in English. And hiring a good local developer with good language skills is difficult. Testers are easier as communication skills are essential with English majors mixed with automation and CompSci majors less interested in development is the usual mix there, testers then get testing methodology training from the company they join. But developers - a strong developer tends to have less strong language skills, one with English language and good development skills are like gold dust.

    But one thing turns gold dust to a diamond. That is specific product knowledge. Multinationals tend to have teams working with international teams on implementing large projects lasting several years which also require specific and intricate knowledge of a specific software product - not development environment, actual product being worked on, or related product which said product interacts with. This Subject Matter Expert will be extremely highly sought after.

    To platinum plate your diamond, add Linux / Unix shell and some Big Iron experience. The vast majority of CompSci university education experience is Windows, .NET and Java centric, as that's where jobs are on an aggregate level. But university education outside a few exceptions at the top academic institutions is so Windows, .NET and Java centric then outside the largest institutions *nix is rarely taught, leading to a drought of experienced professionals in that area.

    If you have all of the above, you will be an exotic, platinum coated diamond headed to a senior developer / manager position in a multinational. If you have some, you will be sought after. SME is the killer for a hiring manager. HR might not know exactly what is sought, but if a hiring manager sees SME skills they will move mountains to ensure you're hired at some kind of specialist or manager - though not necessarily managing people - level. Expect to be expected to spend time coaching others on the team.

    Developers are also sought as good SIT / UAT testing managers, complimenting a pure-testing shop with some of 'the other side' experience. That's also an option. Having Project Management experience / ownership / governance would be a boost for a developer wanting to do testing management

    Language is not an issue in multinationals. You'll be welcomed, the managers will feel happy to have attracted a well qualified foreign talent and once trust is built probably confide quite a lot. Remember you'll also bring a strong level of cultural diversity, many of the team will not have worked overseas, despite working with overseas so much, and they will have a lot of interest in learning new working practices and ideas, but broker that carefully with existing management.

    As for salary - depends on what can be brought from the above. Ideal is working for an existing multinational and getting a relocation and expat package, but the reality is that now only happens at the most senior levels, Director-ish or with extreme specialist skills that simply do not exist locally. Accept a local+ offer. To calibrate what that is, or to get any personal tips, either yourself or anyone else reading this, please shoot this message a reply or send me a personal message.

  93. Re:Look for multi-nationals/White guy in a suit by n7ytd · · Score: 1

    You can call yourself "Mr. Potemkin".

  94. Hockey eh? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I'm sure they have a few rinks in Beijing.

    I don't know if China has a National Hockey team, but they should.

    Certainly youth programs at least.

  95. companies outsourcing by ulricr · · Score: 1

    Companies like Autodesk have a large office in Shanghai and are hiring. Check www.autodesk.com/jobs

  96. Re:Docs and proofreading isn't that bad an idea by digitig · · Score: 1

    Because of course all of those Chinese companies with poorly written manuals went bust years ago. Oh, wait...

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  97. Jobs in Beijing by Jingdi · · Score: 1

    You can try this web http://www.thebeijinger.com/ to find a suitable job. Personally I think some elementary Chinese is important and will definitely help both of you to live in Beijing. Also language courses are fairly cheap and easy to begin. Places like Beijing Foreign Langauge University, Beijing Language University, Beijing Normal University all provide similar courses. Good luck.