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The Billions In Mobile Ad Money Nobody Can Grab

jfruh writes "Here's a pressing mystery: despite users spending an increasing amount on their mobile phones, mobiile advertising only produces 20% of the revenues per page that web advertising does. This seems like a big opportunity for somebody, but a whole complex of reasons might mean that it isn't just a matter of someone being smart enough to do mobile ads right. The whole advertising industry, which in many ways still resembles the Mad Men-era old boy's network, simply may not be equipped to cope."

203 comments

  1. Cant be done "right". by Kenja · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The screen real-estate on a mobile device is too tight for an add to be non-intrusive and simply piss people off. Annoyed customers are not paying customers.

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    1. Re:Cant be done "right". by arisvega · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The screen real-estate on a mobile device is too tight ..

      As is bandwidth. Which also tends to be ridiculously overpriced.

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    2. Re:Cant be done "right". by scamper_22 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes... annoyed customers are not happy customers. But that doesn't mean you can make good mobile ads.

      When ads first hit the desktop, there were insanely annoying. Pop-ups everywhere, blinkers... then some like Google figured it out.

      The same rules apply on the phone as they do to the web. Your ads must not be annoying and if possible, they must be useful.

      Every Google search is a potential ad. Heck, there are times, I don't know where to buy something or don't know about competitors... and Google does the ads for it. Now, they need to get better at that.. .even on the desktop.

      Just recently my umbrella failed me due to excessive winds. I was in the market for a new one. Perfect opportunity for Google to present me with good ads and sales for my region. Wasn't very useful though...Why is Google showing me ads for WIND mobile? But the potential is there. I did eventually click on some gustbuster link... I'm guessing google gets some money from that.

      The same goes for mobile use. They can figure out a way... especially for searches and localization. Targeted advertising has huge potential even if they don't do much personal information. Just what you searched for and your location could be huge.

      There's even money for the mobile device makers... and not just Google. As you say due to real-estate, it might be hard to just show ads. So maybe instead of Gmail going through your mail for ads, your OS (iphone, android. Windows phone...) does some analysis and can provide you with notifications in a their app / os in a mobile optimized way.

    3. Re:Cant be done "right". by Roogna · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Annoyed customers are not paying customers.

      Hulu could stand to learn from this. In general their ads are just what they are, but they always have that "Is this ad relevant to you?" thing up in the corner. There's some ads that I dislike, so much, I actually take the effort to click no on. Surprisingly I then continue to see those ads over and over again. This generally just annoys me to the point where I would never, ever, purchase whatever product that is, or from whatever company is advertising.

      Ironically the advertisers could get a much bigger bank for their buck by not wasting money showing a particular ad to people who have already said that the ad doesn't interest them.

    4. Re:Cant be done "right". by bitt3n · · Score: 5, Funny

      The screen real-estate on a mobile device is too tight for an add to be non-intrusive and simply piss people off. Annoyed customers are not paying customers.

      they should take advantage of the speaker phone, so when your GPS detects you're walking by CVS, your phone announces "TIRED OF DEALING WITH THAT EMBARRASSING INCONTINENCE PROBLEM YOU GOOGLED ABOUT? WHY NOT PICK UP SOME DEPENDS AT 5% OFF WHEN BUNDLED WITH YOUR HERCEPTIN PRESCRIPTION?"

    5. Re:Cant be done "right". by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Could it be as simple as: since the screen is so small and you'd tend to scroll around to view the content you actually want, you're scrolling the ads off the screen and therefore don't see them, in addition to conditioning yourself over time to ignore ads as much as possible?

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    6. Re:Cant be done "right". by guttentag · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The screen real-estate on a mobile device is too tight for an add to be non-intrusive and simply piss people off. Annoyed customers are not paying customers.

      Exactly. I'd take it a step further and say that part of the reason mobile has been so successful is because there is less chance of running into annoying, intrusive ads. It succeeds because it gives the user what he wants.

      If you accept that premise, the way to do mobile ads right would be to make up for the lack of real estate by providing something the user wants. Think time and location-based ads that offer something you can immediately use, like you're a block away from a McDonald's at lunch time and your phone shows an ad/coupon that saves you money on your lunch and drives business to the restaurant. Then 4 hours later, just as the chemicals in the food begin to liquefy your... Well, you know... You get a coupon for the drug store on the corner.

      However, that will not/should not come to pass because if you allow advertisers to have that kind of information, they will exploit it and sell it (and by sell, I mean retain the information and sell a copy to anyone who wants it) until hundreds of companies you've never heard of know more about you than your wife/doctor/therapist/bartender/etc.

    7. Re:Cant be done "right". by epp_b · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly right. Ad-supported programs only encourage me to search for alternatives that don't insult and annoy me. Especially annoying are the unskippable (or delayed-skip) video ads that appear before program startup or between program actions (ie.: Words with Friends, MixZing).

      Listen up mobile software writers: the way to entice people to buy your software is to release a limited version for free and a full-featured version for sale with additional, useful features. But don't omit so many features that will cripple the free version into uselessness, that will only cause users to lose confidence in your software (ie.: if I buy the program, how can I be sure that these features work properly?)

      It's called "the first taste is free" and it's one of the oldest tricks in marketing.

      For example, I downloaded an volume levels program (I refuse to use the word "app" since Apple has doucherized the term) called AudioGuru which can set the various volume levels on the phone differently according to the time of day. The free version that I use has only a single daily schedule, the paid version can schedule varyingly according to the day of the week.

      See? It's still useful, not annoying, but the additional features would make it more useful and convenient. I will try it for a little while and I may find that I forget to set the volume on days where the schedule would change.

      Select the features you'll omit by balancing users' money with their time and convenience, not by annoying them (hint: ads are annoying).

      There you go, developers, you can have this tip for free. Now, please stop pissing us off with your ad BS.

    8. Re:Cant be done "right". by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What you don't understand is they want the ad to stick in your mind. Granted if you are so aggravated that you might select a competitors product out of spite that is a problem; but for the most you answering that question, even in the negative means the ad worked!

      They just got you to think consciously about the content of their ad enough for you to directly act on it. Most ads are more or less ignored. Before sn ad can accomplish anything else its got to get your attention. You answering the "was this relevant" question at all proves they did that much. The nature of the question requiring to think about what you just watched increases the likelihood you will remember it later as well, another win.

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    9. Re:Cant be done "right". by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's a good idea if you replace speaker phone with text message.

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    10. Re:Cant be done "right". by a90Tj2P7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hulu could stand to learn from this. In general their ads are just what they are, but they always have that "Is this ad relevant to you?" thing up in the corner. There's some ads that I dislike, so much, I actually take the effort to click no on. Surprisingly I then continue to see those ads over and over again.

      Why would that be surprising? It's long-term marketing feedback, no one is going to look at that until the ad campaign is over or up for renewal. It's for the benefit of Hulu/the advertisers, so they can correlate future ad campaigns to demographics and usage, not for you to opt out of or vote away an existing ad. Hulu has sold to Company A that Ad B to be played during Term C for Target Audience D, so Ad B will continue to be played under those conditions until Term C is over. That vote against the ad isn't going to count until they're planning their next ad campaign.

    11. Re:Cant be done "right". by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Certainly, some ads get my attention. But somehow, I don't think causing projectile vomiting and severe headache whenever I hear a company's name is the response they wanted. When I associate annoying ads with a company, the BEST case (for them) is if they are really better than the competition, because I guarantee I WILL be looking for any alternative to this (ugh, barf) company.

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    12. Re:Cant be done "right". by steelfood · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On the desktop, you pay for the connection, but there's no limit to how much you can download (outside of the max bandwidth x time calculation). In that case, the price of advertising is fairly cheap to the consumer.

      On the phone, you're paying by the bit. This means even the extra text that gets sent across the air to your phone is costing you money. That cost becomes fairly significant when you're receiving flash or HTML5 ads with animation and video and whatnot.

      The answer to why mobile advertising remains largely untapped is fairly obvious: it directly impacts the customer's wallet.

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    13. Re:Cant be done "right". by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 2

      Facebook you can rate ads and then you never see them again.

      Which is nice because really wasn't interested in buying the hemp/bone necklace that it was pitching me for months on end. Now it's a lot of HBO show promos which is actually useful to me.

    14. Re:Cant be done "right". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . . . even in the negative means the ad worked!

      No. The purpose of an ad is to sell a product, not to be remembered. You aren't going to sell a product in the negative. Otherwise, companies should just advertise how their own product sucks. Everyone would remember that ad, but I somehow doubt that would lead to more product sales.

    15. Re:Cant be done "right". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Annoyed customers are not paying customers.

      Mobile ads are just another form of telemarketing and should be made blockable. Further, IMO telemarketing should be made a capital offense. If nothing else they should have to pay you for the waste of your time, bandwidth, etc.

    16. Re:Cant be done "right". by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'd imagine the conversion rate is very low.

      I guess I don't really think about it at the time, but while mobile ads can be tiny, who wants to waaaaait for a parallel page load on a clicked ad (and use up that data)? Who wants to negotiate another tab? Who isn't aggravated by the the pixel use from the original ad? People are more likely to be trying to get a very specific thing done on their phone, it's often goal-oriented activity, and an ad is asking you to break stride more than browsing on a desktop. This goes double for anyone using an app, where you *really* don't want to leave the thing you're working in and the ad can even make the thing you're using feel... cheap.

      Mobile presents a lot of problems and I'll be curious to see how people get around that.

    17. Re:Cant be done "right". by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      Which is why I do ad blocking on all my phones. My data consumption on my 3G ipad went down by 50% when I blocked ad's (yes it blocks all in app ads as well) Sorry, but your "free" app is not worth the more than $0.99 a month I spend on bandwidth for your ads I am ignoring anyways.

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    18. Re:Cant be done "right". by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Facebook has ad's? I've been blocking them so long I forgot they even had them!

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    19. Re:Cant be done "right". by Kergan · · Score: 1

      The screen real-estate on a mobile device is too tight ..

      As is bandwidth. Which also tends to be ridiculously overpriced.

      And is battery life, which gets drained when you serve ads over a wireless network.

    20. Re:Cant be done "right". by Pax_Europa · · Score: 1

      But hasn't it been shown that simple, relevantly-tagetted text ads like Google Ads have been shown to be very effective? These hardly use any screen estate, and the screens on most portable 'smart' devices are actually getting quite large and hi-res and can display quite a lot compared to mobiles of old.

      Also, ads that use recognisable, simple, company logos would work on these devices - think 'brought to you by AT&T' with their nifty death-star icon tucked somewhere unobtrusive.

      I don't think it's undo-able - I reckon it just needs a bit of a paradigm-shift in thinking and design away from how things are done on the Web, which is only really now becoming anything like a 'mature' market.

    21. Re:Cant be done "right". by a90Tj2P7 · · Score: 2

      The difference is that Hulu's model is like television advertising, a company pays for their ad to be shown to a target audience (like during a specific show), whereas Facebook is just showing contextual web ads (and sells on things like "have your ad come up for everyone who lists cars in their likes, or lists themselves as single"). Facebook is (like other websites are) selling the users/visitors as content to whoever wants a piece, Hulu gets the media content you want to watch by having it sponsored by advertisers - for a made-up example, Old Spice gets to show you ads during Burn Notice because they paid to make it available to you.

    22. Re:Cant be done "right". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was just talking about this the other day.

      In addition to mobile ads, someone is missing out on the TRILLIONS that could be made by creating a perpetual motion machine.

      Can you imagine how much money they'd make?

    23. Re:Cant be done "right". by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      However, that will not/should not come to pass because if you allow advertisers to have that kind of information, they will exploit it and sell it (and by sell, I mean retain the information and sell a copy to anyone who wants it) until hundreds of companies you've never heard of know more about you than your wife/doctor/therapist/bartender/etc.

      Sounds like you have not installed ghostery.

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    24. Re:Cant be done "right". by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      I agree that it can't be done right, but I think it's not just about screen size. On my mobile device I'm much more task-focused. When I'm up to something specific, I almost always ignore ads.

      On a desktop I'm much more likely to be poking around or under less time pressure, so I'm much more willing to explore the tangent an ad generally represents.

    25. Re:Cant be done "right". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Search is not knowledge or intelligence. That is what you are asking for.

      I am looking for a new umbrella. I would like a sturdy one for a single person to use, in rather high winds. I am willing to pay more, but not too much unless maybe there is a guarantee. I am also looking to pick one up this afternoon, so a place close to me is best, but let me know about the best that is out there and I can cab home instead and get the one online.

      This is called Consumer Reports. Or paid research and testing.

      No, I do not want to base my purchase on what a bunch of people think, most people are cheap or stupid or both. That is why some of the most popular of an item on Amazon are the cheapest, not the best.

    26. Re:Cant be done "right". by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Uh, no, that's a terrible idea as a text message, too, unless it's entirely an opt-in sort of thing. Any ad that is sent to me as a text message means that the source of the message is immediately added to my blacklist and I think badly of the company who sent it.

    27. Re:Cant be done "right". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think part of the problem with an algorithm which hid an ad from views given a click of "no" is people like me who would just click that for every advertisement. I did that early on when Hulu started asking that question and was beginning to get ads in Spanish despite being a very stereotypical American (which was clear from what I watched, too, I imagine).

      Of course, that'd all be solved if they just let people pay to not receive advertisements.

    28. Re:Cant be done "right". by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Bimbo Newton Crosby, when your screen is 4 inches piling a bunch of blinking, flashing ad shit is only gonna piss people off and run them away from your site. Not to mention I have YET to hear of anybody that actually BOUGHT something from a mobile ad. I have known people that bought from a regular ad, in fact before I switched to ABP and simply signed up for email flyers from those i like to buy from I'd occasionally click on an ad for Tiger or Newegg that had a great deal on a HDD or GPU, but I honestly can't remember anybody I've worked with or myself ever buying off a mobile ad. Its just easier to do your shopping at home on a big screen where you can take your time, compare, look at the pictures of the item in a much greater resolution, etc.

      So I honestly don't think there is any money" left on the table" because they simply aren't using mobile phones as far as shopping goes except for price checks. I'd love to see how many mobile ads equal a sale because i bet the numbers are ten times worse than desktops, its just not an enjoyable experience.

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    29. Re:Cant be done "right". by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      I actually didn't mean text message.

      I meant notification alert. But, yes, opt in.

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    30. Re:Cant be done "right". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screens keep getting bigger, and phones track peoples movements, so the facts seem to disagree. The real problem is getting advertisers and websites to agree to a group of technologies. Luck for the people that this hasn't been solved yet.

    31. Re:Cant be done "right". by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You jest, but that sort of thing actually happens. My flip phone has a button on the side that lets you speak commands to it instead of opening it up. So I'm in a meeting with the boss, the phone's in my pocket, and the damned thing starts screaming "PLEASE SAY A COMMAND" over and over until I shut the damned thing off.

      I need a new phone, the one with the "command" button somehow got the screen broken off...

    32. Re:Cant be done "right". by gorzek · · Score: 1

      I don't think they use that information to decide what ads to show you, specifically, just to determine which ads people find relevant, and which ones they don't. If a particular had as 90% of people clicking on it to say it's not relevant, then Hulu would likely drop it. Hulu seems to want a more TV-style model, with "one size fits all" advertising, not targeted ads like Google uses.

    33. Re:Cant be done "right". by million_monkeys · · Score: 2

      Hulu could stand to learn from this. In general their ads are just what they are, but they always have that "Is this ad relevant to you?" thing up in the corner. There's some ads that I dislike, so much, I actually take the effort to click no on. Surprisingly I then continue to see those ads over and over again. This generally just annoys me to the point where I would never, ever, purchase whatever product that is, or from whatever company is advertising.

      Ironically the advertisers could get a much bigger bank for their buck by not wasting money showing a particular ad to people who have already said that the ad doesn't interest them.

      They probably can't stop showing them because they don't want to pay licensing fees to whoever owns the patent for "method to stop showing ads that are irrelevant to the consumer".

    34. Re:Cant be done "right". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Why is Google showing me ads for WIND mobile?
      When you Googled for the umbrella, you didn't need to tell Google what destroyed the old one.

      Just kidding, I'm sure you wanted something more wind-resistant.

    35. Re:Cant be done "right". by shoor · · Score: 1

      Annoyed customers are not paying customers.

      I hope it is true, but I wonder if the advertising industry has done research and established that that's the case. It may be that sometimes the very fact that you're annoyed means you remember the ad and so, when you need the product, that brand is the one that comes to mind.

      Does anybody know of some solid research on this?

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    36. Re:Cant be done "right". by kerrbear · · Score: 1

      On the phone, you're paying by the bit. This means even the extra text that gets sent across the air to your phone is costing you money....

      The answer to why mobile advertising remains largely untapped is fairly obvious: it directly impacts the customer's wallet.

      Hmmm, what if there was some way for the advertiser to pay you back for the bandwidth they used? Like a discount on your phone bill later? And if you clicked on the ad they would pay for all further bits sent to your device while on their website. Or maybe the phone enters a "free" download state that is indicated to the user somehow And if you purchased from them they would discount your phone bill even more.

    37. Re:Cant be done "right". by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      But hasn't it been shown that simple, relevantly-tagetted text ads like Google Ads have been shown to be very effective? These hardly use any screen estate, and the screens on most portable 'smart' devices are actually getting quite large and hi-res and can display quite a lot compared to mobiles of old

      I don't know. I do know that I don't find google's ads annoying on the desktop, but I find them intolerably annoying on my smartphone -- which has a large, hi-res screen.

    38. Re:Cant be done "right". by dindi · · Score: 1

      Agree, but not the price, but the poor bandwidth. I have an unlimited plan with 1 Mbit/s down 512 up (or is it 256 ... hmm) While I can get 900Kbit/sec on a good morning, during the afternoon rush hours I can barely get 128Kbit/s .... with this in mind, I barely try to click (ehm.. tap) on anything that I do not absolutely want to load and see....

      And I have an iPhone that came with the plan and I live in Costa Rica and the best I can do about my shitty connection is b1tch about it on /. ... nothing helps ...

    39. Re:Cant be done "right". by dindi · · Score: 1

      For that reason I buy my apps. I have a $600 phone, pay a $30/month plan, use the standard (and free/app free) apps and maybe 10 apps that cost me an average of $2 a piece. Even if I terribly mis-calculated and I paid $50 for all my apps, some of them I bought on my iPhone, then used it on my iPhone 3GS, then my iPad and now my 4S..... so it is actually not a bad deal to buy them that cheap. Same with my Macs. I buy an app then hassle-free install it on 5 authorized machines (macbook pro (mine), mac mini (home office), macbook (living room media player), my office iMac and my wife's mini. My $10 app immediately feels like more value and Apple seems fine with it. If I had to pay for them again ... well maybe I would get one and pirate the rest. I guess they know it ..

    40. Re:Cant be done "right". by dlingman · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. So what you're saying is, I should be texting you ads that appear to come from my competitors? Or would you prefer them to be delivered as full blown, MMS extravaganzas?

    41. Re:Cant be done "right". by neyla · · Score: 1

      Ads aren't worth it. Think about it. To exist at all, the advertiser *must* pay less than my attention is worth, if that wasn't so, he'd be better off dropping the ads.

      Thus the advertiser pays less for the ads than the value of my attention is, even the tiny attention the average person gives to ads.

      There's thus no way they could pay you to accept ads, and have that payment be adequate. Remember that the ad, to begin with, cost *less* than your attention is worth, thus even if you where paid 100% of what the ad cost, that'd still not be worth it.

      There's been, and perhaps there still are, a few "get paid to look at ads" kind of programs. By mathemathical certanity they cannot work. The only people willing to do the job for the price offered, are those whose attention is worth less than the average person. But since the advertisers know this, they'll pay less and so on in a downward spiral.

    42. Re:Cant be done "right". by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Several of the apps I purchased 2-3 years ago have been updated to now have apps. Developers are greedy asshats and are now submarine in ad's on paid apps.

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    43. Re:Cant be done "right". by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      Suppose you are forced to wait the 5 seconds for the advert to complete before the display returns to normal, with the idea that if you watch or wait out the advert, you get a small credit for your bill.

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  2. Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and money. by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Be honest those of you who have a smart phone, when is the last time you saw an ad on it and seriously thought about even clicking it, much less spending money on what was shown?

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  3. CPM=thousand not million? by vlm · · Score: 1, Troll

    The real mystery is why CPM = cost per thousand not cost per million.

    As for why costs on mobile are cheaper, I think it boils down to "cell phone is for 99 cent apps and desktop is for $1000 autocad installations". Its just not a serious marketplace. Also desktops are for work so a message can be snuck in while defenses are down, but phones are for getting voice spammed and text spammed so people are very used to ignoring messages from a phone.

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    1. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cost per mille. Dumb acronym I agree.

    2. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Latin mille, meaning one thousand.

    3. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by jolyonr · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not really a mystery. M = 1000 in Latin

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    4. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not at all, makes the uninformed thinking they're getting more for their money. Kind of like the lay system used to pay whaleboat conscripts.

    5. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by romanval · · Score: 1

      'M' is short for "mil' which is latin for thousand. It's a common business shorthand term used for price estimates. (example: 1M / $650 = 1000 widgets for 650 dollars)

    6. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      So are the C and P in latin as well? Shouldn't it be SPM, or Sumptus per Mille or some garbage?

    7. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      Well, that's still a dumb idea. I'm read that and still thought it was a 1 million for $650.

    8. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by vlm · · Score: 1

      OK everyone seems to agree its correct. I think it boils down to a scam, unless you believe we've been selling online advertising since before the fall of the roman empire. Lots of taking advantage of going on here.

      Also I'm not a kid and I've never seen this "1M = 1000" terminology in anything related however tangentially to EE stuff or even IT stuff. Must be industry specific. I know if my 1.536M T1 only provided 1536 bits per second to the end users, hell would be raised by every customer I've ever worked with. Or if I thought I was getting a great deal on 1M/$100K ceramic microwave chip capacitors and only 1000 caps showed up after I paid $100000 I'd be getting pretty hot under the collar.

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    9. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not great I agree. I figure it was probably a media thing like at the end of movies when they put the date as MMXII for 2012. At any rate I believe CPM was the metric in advertising before the Internet as it's also used in Radio and Television.

    10. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Also I'm not a kid and I've never seen this "1M = 1000" terminology in anything related however tangentially to EE stuff or even IT stuff.

      You never looked at a 1.44 Mb floppy disk?

    11. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by jpvlsmv · · Score: 1

      Also I'm not a kid and I've never seen this "1M = 1000" terminology in anything related however tangentially to EE stuff or even IT stuff.

      You never looked at a 1.44 Mb floppy disk?

      1440 bits could fit on even the oldest flopy disks.

    12. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      This comes from finance.

      See, ads = money. Not technology, not science, nothing counts but the money.

      I believe historically it is based on M being 1000 in Roman numerals. And similarly, MM is million in finance.

    13. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did it not occur to you that you're dumb? CPM is a well understood term.

    14. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      A misleading name on marketing?!? I'm impressed.

      Anyway, number of impressions tels exactly nothing about the benefit of a campaign, people could bill advertizing by the kilogram and it would make as much sense.

    15. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Quite interesting, since the latin prefix "mili" (the real one that came from that root) means exactly the inverse of that.

    16. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      I believe it's French or some other Romance language. It's definitely not Latin, though the "M" comes from the Latin word for thousand in the same way that all other words in Romance languages come from Latin.

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    17. Re:CPM=thousand not million? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Kinda bit myself in the ass with that one, didn't I?

      At this point, I can just facepalm and offer that I was on hour 28 of my day when I posted that.

  4. Acceptable Ads by SJHillman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Acceptable Mobile Ads: Takes up the edge of the screen (or otherwise unused area), is not distracting (flashing, music, etc) and is primarily on pages/screens that I'm not going to spend a lot of time on, such as title screens, login screens, etc

    The more an ad looks like content (as opposed to "attention grabbing", the more likely I am to pay attention to it. The more likely I am to pay attention to it, the more likely I am to click it if I'm interested. If your ad flashes yellow flying monkeys and blares music then I'm going to ignore it even if it's something I may be interested in. The advertising industry has taught us to tune out the annoying ads completely. Also, if an app has an ad splash screen (especially one that cannot be skipped), I will stop using that app altogether regardless of how well done, relevant, etc the ad itself is.

    1. Re:Acceptable Ads by lightknight · · Score: 3, Funny

      "your ad flashes yellow flying monkeys and blares music" -> But, then, how is it going to get your attention that you're their one millionth winner?

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      I am John Hurt.
    2. Re:Acceptable Ads by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      The othe rthing is well, most ads for mobile are NOT on webpages.

      They're in apps - AdMob (Google) doesn't make money serving up mobile ads on webpages, but whenever an Android developer wants to make money, they sign up and stick the ad in their app.

      That's where the money is. Problem is, most ads are really unrelated to the app, and for Android especially, requires taking on way more permissions (though most people ignore them).

    3. Re:Acceptable Ads by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      The more an ad looks like content (as opposed to "attention grabbing", the more likely I am to pay attention to it.

      Yep, one time an ad got me; it was a simple message in large text saying simply "Press Here", damn if I didn't.

    4. Re:Acceptable Ads by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      They're in apps - AdMob (Google) doesn't make money serving up mobile ads on webpages,
      but whenever an Android developer wants to make money, they sign up and stick the ad in their app.

      My Android isn't rooting so I can't use a HOSTS file.

      Since most of my mobile Internet access is WiFi I've blocked the
      sites: Admob, Inmobi, Leadbolt, and Tapjoy in the router.
      I like to think it makes a difference.

  5. Don't believe everything you see on TV. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole advertising industry, which in many ways still resembles the Mad Men-era old boy's network

    Hint: The advertising world was never as it is depicted on "Mad Men."

  6. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by SJHillman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I saw an ad once that interested me, but I didn't click on it simply because it would have exited the app I was in and switched to a web browser. If my phone had the equivalent of a taskbar that allows you to quickly and easily switch between open programs, then I probably would have clicked it. Of course, that was one ad in the seven months I've owned a smartphone.

  7. Mobile ads done right -- freemium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Freemium style products are mobile ads done right. The free product is the ad, yet users value it enough to keep it on their screens. The only problem left is how to create an ad for every product that fits the freemium model -- right now, the ads and products are co-developed, and that's not viable for advertising pre-existing products.

    1. Re:Mobile ads done right -- freemium by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      What exactly is the difference between freemium and shareware? Did they just change the term over the last decade or so for marketing purposes?

  8. Mobile=death of traditional advertising by GeneralTurgidson · · Score: 1

    Mobile browsers and apps will start delivering ads embedded in the app, page ads will go the way of the Dino.

    1. Re:Mobile=death of traditional advertising by DogDude · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's only if everybody decides to read web pages exclusively from mobile gadgets. That's not likely to happen.

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    2. Re:Mobile=death of traditional advertising by sdnoob · · Score: 1

      the app IS the ad.

    3. Re:Mobile=death of traditional advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no but all sites will gravitate towards having mobile versions as mobile device market share increases.

  9. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Missing.Matter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Advertising isn't always about getting you to buy a product then and there. While that's nice, it can be much more subtle than that. For instance I've never seen a TV ad for mouth wash and rushed out to the store right after to buy some. But the next time I did actually want to buy mouthwash, I went to the grocery store and was confronted with about half a dozen brands. Which one do I buy? Well, probably the one that is more familiar to me, the one I have seen advertised the most.

  10. Yes it is. by rodrigoandrade · · Score: 1

    I'm just glad that Da Vinci, Einstein, Tesla, Graham Bell and other inventors didn't have the submitter's "oh, this is too hard" mindset.

    1. Re:Yes it is. by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Well yeah, technology is easy. Marketing is *hard*

    2. Re:Yes it is. by dcollins · · Score: 2

      I'm even more glad they didn't waste any time in advertising.

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  11. Bad measuring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I saw an ad on a mobile device, even if it was convincing, I wouldn't click it then, simply because mobile UX tends to be linear. It's not intuitively obvious to me that I can have multiple browser windows or applications or whatever active on my phone at the same time, because each one operates with full control of the usable screen space. On a traditional computer, it's obvious that I can have multiple windows or tabs open, so I'm okay with clicking a link to fork my attention into multiple branches.

    The purpose of advertising isn't to get instant clicks, it's to influence consumers. Clicks are just a side effect that happens to be incredibly easy to measure. Perhaps mobile advertising is succeeding, but targets like me aren't clicking on as many links as we would for non-mobile advertising?

  12. My theory by gman003 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My own theory is that the whole "personalized ads" concept is bullshit, at least when it's taken as far as it is now.

    Someone who knows me EXACTLY (which seems to be what they're trying to do) would recommend to me pretty much just the things I already buy, and would buy anyways. I don't think I've *ever* clicked on an ad and bought what they were selling. Even if they could read my mind, all they would really be doing is giving me the link I'd be clicking on in a few seconds *anyways*.

    In fact, it seems to do the exact opposite. I bought an SSD recently, and ever since my GMail has been showing nothing but ads for SSDs. Way to completely miss your chance - I probably won't need another for months, at the earliest. Or when I bought a laptop, for the next few weeks it was showing ads for Alienware laptops.

    And then sometimes it gets things just completely, absolutely wrong. I swear that at one point, my Droid was *convinced* that I was a gay black man with AIDS. Wrong on all counts save that yes, I am male. I don't even know how it came up with that - there is literally nothing I've done that would support that idea. Needless to say, the "gay thug dating" and "HIV testing" ads had a zero chance of getting money from me (although it did get quite a few laughs).

    So maybe the problem is that the entire framework of economic/advertising theories they're working on are *wrong*. Like when all the physicists' theories about the luminiferous ether had to be thrown out when it was demonstrated that no such thing existed. I would not be surprised if, decades from now, we look back at all this tracking and personalized advertising the way we currently look back at the "radiation" fad of the 50's - a lot of really bad ideas that we now know are completely wrong.

    1. Re:My theory by Hatta · · Score: 3, Informative

      And then sometimes it gets things just completely, absolutely wrong. I swear that at one point, my Droid was *convinced* that I was a gay black man with AIDS. Wrong on all counts save that yes, I am male. I don't even know how it came up with that - there is literally nothing I've done that would support that idea.

      You were hacked by the GNAA.

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    2. Re:My theory by silas_moeckel · · Score: 2

      Targeted ad's can be useful but it's a hard thing to do. Two useful examples I was in the market for another kindle, a targeted ad got me 3g keyboard for less than the touch and with no ad's (ironic isn't it) another got me to a LTO tape library that fitted my needs better than the ones I was looking at. So in effect the companies need to stand out from the pack. Sure a kindle is a kindle to me it's like laptops needs a good service contract as I break one a year or so. The LTO library there is such a huge field of players all using the same tape tech so it's all about robots and service plans so it's easy to not find the smaller players.

      Another space that's specifically suited to mobile is location aware, search for a place to eat a targeted ad that tells me someplace 2 blocks further is very well reviewed etc is giving me useful information. The current issue with ad's is they rarely contain much useful information to much noise to little signal that has a lot to do with sales guys not knowing there products well.

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    3. Re:My theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A gay black man with AIDS?

      Where the hell have you been surfing?

    4. Re:My theory by Windwraith · · Score: 1

      Very true. Google and the rest has never, ever manage to offer anything of interest. Despite having datamined all my email that clearly identifies my tastes and needs.
      They just keep offering me dedicated servers. All the time. Or some sort of cloud rental service stuff. I don't get it, and I don't want it either. I don't even talk about servers or anything...And I am definitely not a webdev.

    5. Re:My theory by Helix_Sky · · Score: 2

      It is not just about getting you exactly what you would have gotten anyway. It is also about offering you things that you would like but never would have know existed. Haven't you found something cool because a friend recommended it? Or how about some new gadget that you fell in love with because an article was written about it on your favorite tech site? Hey I've got a stupid little head scratcher sitting next to me right now because a few people raved about it in comments to a Reddit post.

      The point is that if advertisers could exactly guess your future behavior without that loss of privacy adversely affecting you, it would be welcomed with open arms. The rich can hire personal shoppers, but this could open that concept up to the masses with much greater accuracy. For instance I hate shopping for clothes. If I could scan my body dimension into a system, and give that system a way of discerning my tastes... Scratch that. My tastes suck. I want it to tell me what I will look best in. I want to be able to set a budget and retain some overall veto capability, but once I get confidence in the system, I just want it to work autonomously.

      In fact I think the whole ad model should be turned around from convincing you to by something, to gathering as much information possible to accurately guess what you want to buy. Those predictions in aggregate should create demand that in turn creates the products to fill that demand. With our mythical perfect system, you would no longer be selling products, but the recommendation system.

      I think that is where Google wants to go. My groceries just arrive when needed along with some samples of new products that it wants me to try out and review. A new tv series is created to satisfy my entertainment needs because they know exactly what I like and have determined that enough other people would want to watch it too. A new electric fly zapping fly swatter is added to my weekly recommendation list because it knows I like gadgets like that. Oh and anything on that recommendation list comes with a no hassle money back guarantee. They'll even come out and package it up for me if I want to return it.

      Why would they spend that money to do all that? To make my buying decision as frictionless as possible. They will also want to keep me loyal to their recommendations and use all of that as yet another signal into my ever changing desires. That loss of privacy will scare most people today, but in the future that feeling will seem as quaint as the idea that a woman in a bikini on the beach use to be.

    6. Re:My theory by JohnFen · · Score: 2

      Targeted ad's can be useful but it's a hard thing to do

      I honestly can't imagine how targeted ads can be useful for me no matter how they're done.

      If I'm not looking to buy something, there's no such thing as an ad that can be targeted to me in the first place, since I'm not looking to buy anything. If I am looking, then I'm already proactively researching to whatever degree seems important. As 99% of all ads are worthless (in that they're misleading and/or omit the data I need in order to make some kind of decision), looking at ads aren't and won't ever be part of my research.

      Plus, ads that are obviously targeted (and the better they are at targeting, the more obvious it is) actively anger me and cause me to think ill of the company, because it raises into my consciousness the fact that I'm being constantly spied on by advertising agencies -- a fact I try to ignore as much as possible.

    7. Re:My theory by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      Er... Slashdot? heh. :)

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  13. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by berashith · · Score: 1

    I just dont "surf" enough on my phone, as it is too slow. The connection is not that fast, even at "4g", and the processor in there doesnt really do much for me. If I am browsing something on the phone, it is very specific. I rarely find myself simply killing time browsing on the phone, let alone following links. I am far too impatient.

    Until the data speeds are consistent I will only be willing to consider an ad from something on wifi or better.

  14. Click fraud by KPU · · Score: 1

    Mobile ads are very effective at clickthrough. With touch interfaces, it's far too easy to accidentally touch an ad that appears right next to something useful.

  15. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Hatta · · Score: 1

    I have never seen an ad on the web and seriously thought about clicking it, much less spending money on what was shown. Somehow web ads still seem to be profitable.

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  16. social media to the rescue by alen · · Score: 1

    for a while the theory was that if people always check in and post what they are buying and where then their friends will do the same. right up to the time when people got sick of "checking in" and people got sick of their facebook streams polluted by crap

  17. related question: by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    why can't phone makers spend the 5 or 10 cents to enable HDTV and FM radio or even AM radio on their devices?

    It seems like a great sales point, so I wondered why no smart phone does this.

    Is it because the business guys are trying to extort some sort of fee from the broadcasters for this ability?

    because that's how you deliver ads to phones: FM radio and TV

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    1. Re:related question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right idea, wrong tech.
      Local only, broadcast only, noisy, low quality, ancient tech, limited selection? There are reasons I don't listen to the radio and I don't want a device manufacturer to waste time engineering the functionality in. (Extra ICs, software interface. You know RF tuners themselves are noisy, right? Do you want that to interfere with your data radio? Didn't think so)

      Now, near ubiquitous high quality streaming audio services that are as available and as widespread as radio was in it's prime? Hell yes! It's not the tech that holds it back, however. It's record labels that think the internet is an excuse to charge 20-100x of listening to audio "on the internet". Actually, in reality, they don't want you to have a choice of 1000s of different stations or special streaming services tailored to your taste. They can't dictate the market that way. They can't influence you buy artificially limiting availability and selection.

    2. Re:related question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most phones sold in Europe have FM radio (e.g. Galaxy S2, most HTC phones etc). Often their US versions come without FM. The main reason is because many people in Europe use public transportation, while they mostly drive in the US.

      In Asia many phones also have TV receiver (analog in China, digital in Japan and Korea). Majority of people use public transportation, so it might be useful to many. No idea why it's rare in Europe, maybe because DVB-H is not available, but DVB-T is too power hangry.

    3. Re:related question: by Miamicanes · · Score: 3, Informative

      Lots of phones DO have FM. Try connecting headphones and launching the 'music' app. You might be surprised. I had my Photon for almost 5 months before I stumbled over that feature by accident. I was expecting it to exist (if it did) as a "FM Radio" app, not as part of the "Music" app.

      As far as TV goes, it's probably a lost cause. As a practical matter, a high end Android phone already has 80% of the hardware it needs to receive HDTV, and roughly half the remaining 20% consists of "an appropriate antenna" (believe it or not, the ATSC tuner is the least of your problems... it's a single chip that converts 8VSB-modulated radio into a ~19mbit/sec bitstream that the phone's existing hardware can deal with downstream). So, why don't manufacturers bother? Mainly, because American 8VSB-modulated HDTV is hard enough to reliably receive with a PROPER antenna, let alone a pair of headphones plugged into a headphone jack. Don't believe me? Buy a 99-cent UHF loop on eBay, connect it to your HDTV (through an appropriate 300-to-75-ohm balun if necessary), and see how many channels you can actually tune indoors with it. If you're lucky and live in the mid-suburbs approximately 5 miles from the local antenna farm, you might get one or two reliably. If you're downtown, you'll be lucky to get any at all.

      It's a fundamental problem with 8VSB modulation. Back in the early 90s, engineers told the FCC & "Grand Alliance" they could optimize for range or robustness, but not both. They were told to optimize for range, and they did. With a proper 2-3 story tall directional high-gain yagi pointed directly at the transmitter, properly grounded, you can receive most American TV stations from 60 miles away with minimal effort, and up to 100 or so miles away if you really work at it. However, the moment multipath distortion (basically, echoes from signals bouncing ricocheting off buildings and mountains) becomes a factor, you can forget about receiving a viable ATSC signal at all. Analog UHF manifested multipath as "ghosting". Digital ATSC manifests multipath as "no signal".

      HDTV tuners work in many other countries, because they went with a competing modulation standard called COFDM. COFDM's engineers made the opposite choice of American engineers. Instead of optimizing for range, they optimized for robust reception in conditions where multipath distortion would normally be a problem. The downside is that even a great antenna is unlikely to receive a viable COFDM signal more than 50 miles away. The upside is that you can sit in a moving vehicle driving around the central business district full of skyscrapers in some Asian boomtown and have a perfectly good signal to watch.

      As bad as 8VSB is today, it was even WORSE 10 years ago. At least now, it's possible to semi-reliably tune with an indoor antenna if it's a GOOD one. You're still unlikely to get anything consistently watchable from the modern equivalent of a coat hanger (a pair of headphones plugged into a jack). Unfortunately, we've now come about as far as we can with DSPs, and future improvements to 8VSB are going to require extensions that will be backwards-compatible (ie, won't screw up existing tuners), but won't do anything to HELP old tuners. The work has been in progress for the past few years, mostly at the behest of FEMA, due to a very real fear that the next time a hurricane like Andrew roars ashore, people old enough to remember watching newscasters huddling under their desks in Miami during Andrew won't have a viable signal AT ALL, because just the wind-induced antenna motion will be enough to nuke the signal for many viewers (8VSB makes HEAVY use of phase relationships that all pretty much assume an antenna that's stationary, or at least moving in a straight line along a single plane of motion relative to the receiving antenna; flex and wobble the antenna, and that assumption goes out the window). The last time I checked, ATSC-M has been held back by a few things, not the least of which is the knowledge that they're going to get exactly one chance to fi

    4. Re:related question: by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      please someone mod the parent up, very informative

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  18. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by SteelKidney · · Score: 1

    Have you seen the ads? Mind you, I haven't in awhile, as I tend to use whatever ad blocking software I can find, but I seem to recall them being dominated by dating networks, gambling sites, and more ad-filled crapware written by the same people that brought you the current ad-filled crapware.

  19. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Hatta · · Score: 1

    But the next time I did actually want to buy mouthwash, I went to the grocery store and was confronted with about half a dozen brands. Which one do I buy? Well, probably the one that is more familiar to me, the one I have seen advertised the most.

    This is a poor heuristic to use. Chances are, if they have to spend on marketing, they're not delivering the best product for the best price. When presented with a choice of products and no further information, choose the one for which you don't remember seeing advertising.

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  20. People spend longer on PCs than phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you are browsing on your phone, chances are that you are on the move, and looking for some specific information. There's no time to click on ad banners.

    You can be sat at your desktop all day, and maybe you'll decide "What the heck? I'm bored - I'll click on this interesting-looking ad."

    Another factor - desktop internet usually works out to be "free" - however, clicking on mobile ads could cost you money, and nobody sane wants to do that. Unlimited data plans for phones are the exception, not the rule.

  21. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Android has a task bar type thing. When you hold the "Home" button for 3 seconds it brings up you most recent applications. Tapping on an application pulls it's most recent state from the stack and restores it exactly as you left it.

    --Sparksis

  22. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you are running on neither Android or iOS then?

  23. needs more data by Trepidity · · Score: 2

    One thing could potentially be quantified: what proportion of online spending is made from a mobile device? Of course, that doesn't account for brand advertising, where the goal is just to make your logo more familiar to people, as opposed to actually convert a sale. But it would be somewhere to start, by telling us whether, at least in conversion-focused advertising, mobile advertising is under- or over-performing relative to the amount of commerce that takes place on the platform.

  24. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by rfuilrez · · Score: 1

    So always by the generic store brand?

  25. The trouble with advertising on smartphones by Animats · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's the screen real estate problem, of course. More important, though, is the business model. Phones are sold to carriers. They make their money from service charges. They don't need ads. They'd rather have paid services be paid for through them.

    1. Re:The trouble with advertising on smartphones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would never mind earning some extra money. Google shares market and admob revenues with carriers, so it's beneficial to them already.

    2. Re:The trouble with advertising on smartphones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      carriers make way more pure profit out of texting (negligible cost to provide) than they ever could with ads plastered all over their subscribers' screens

      (although if facebook gets their wish, everybody will migrate to their site from texting -- but then carriers make a killing off of the data instead)

  26. Don't fix what isnt broken. by thechemic · · Score: 1

    If screen real-estate was truely the issue, people would have stayed on their desktops/laptops. The problem with mobile browsing is the publishers constant desire to force-feed a "mobile version" of their website to end-users. Most mobile versions suck pretty bad and they are not typically intuitive. When on a mobile version, I don't click on ads. Why would I bother when i'll just be taken to another crappy stripped down mobile version. However, after installing the dolphine browser and getting a normal looking web page back, I click on ads frequently if they interest me. To summarize, if you want mobile users to click on ads as much as desktop users, then give them a desktop experience.

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    1. Re:Don't fix what isnt broken. by Kenja · · Score: 1

      If screen real-estate was truely the issue, people would have stayed on their desktops/laptops.

      I have a hard time fitting my desktop system in my shirt pocket.

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      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    2. Re:Don't fix what isnt broken. by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      umm, mobile devices don't need desktop experiences. You have docking stations for that. Additionally, why would people use desktops/laptops when they are choosing a mobile device in the first place? In truth of the matter, basically advertising is crap as a whole and nobody wants it. Nobody's denying that it works, but it's entirely wasteful and unwelcome.
      noads+ not watching tv + no hulu = fairly delightful lack of ads with most of what I do.

  27. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by cephyn · · Score: 1

    I would have bought the generic one, since it costs usually about 30% less than a brand name that spent that 30% on useless advertising. But that's just me.

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  28. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're right. the other comments are missing the point. On either platform, there's no simple way to close the window and instantly get back to where you just were. If the android back button would take you back to your previous app, that'd be great, but this raises another issue. What kind of easy, secure ways are there to buy something on your phone aside from the phone's own marketplace? (square?) not many, maybe zero. It's painful, insecure, slow. No one wants to put their credit card number into a browser on their desktop, let alone type it in with an on-screen keyboard.

  29. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

    ...Chances are, if they have to spend on marketing, they're not delivering the best product for the best price. When presented with a choice of products and no further information, choose the one for which you don't remember seeing advertising.

    Which is why marketroids spend tons of money to develop ads that nobody "remembers", but stay in the periphery of your consciousness. Also works for politicians.

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  30. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw an ad I was interested in once, but shortly after I clicked on it, the connection was so slow, I got tired of waiting, put my phone away and forgot about it.

  31. It works here, too by Lord+Grey · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The whole advertising industry, which in many ways still resembles the Mad Men-era old boy's network, simply may not be equipped to cope."

    Or vagina.

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    // Beyond Here Lie Dragons
    1. Re:It works here, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does a scabbard have to do with the advertising industry?

  32. We are all easily manipulated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a poor heuristic to use.

    That's is absolutely true - but it isn't how people make small purchases. It's a subconscious thing and unless you're a real cheapskate like I am (I won't even spend the time to register for an account here!) who will always get the store brand, you'll go for what's familiar. It's been proven so concretely that you will never see a publication with the data to prove it (and hence no cite from me) because marketing shenanigans are trade secrets. ALTHOUGH - there was a psychiatrist on 60 Minutes years ago who was a consultant to marketing departments who made millions a year showing big companies - like mouthwash makers - how to manipulate the customer. There is supposedly a YouTube video from one of these guys showing how exactly its done and I'm trying to find it - it was mentioned in an Economist and I can't find the damn issue where it was mentioned. Arrrrrrg!

    When presented with a choice of products and no further information, choose the one for which you don't remember seeing advertising.

    I remember advertizing. And what I do is first compare prices.

    GO TO Cheap.

    If CHEAP is SHIT.

    Compare features.

    When in doubt, rebel against heavy advertisers.

    An example of this algorithm: The only Apple products that will pass is the iPad and funny enough, the MacBook Air. Everything else they make fails the algorithm.

  33. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by chadenright · · Score: 1

    Because the store's brand is always the highest quality.

  34. How exactly do they know? by AdrianKemp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Okay, so desktops get x clicks/1000 views, and because mobile devices get 0.2(x)/1000 views I'm supposed to believe that there is money there waiting to be grabbed?

    Bullshit.

    The use patterns on phones and tablets is fundamentally different than on a desktop. There is absolutely no reason to assume that the advertising done (no matter how) will provide the same results.

    note: I'm not attempting to state that the money definitively isn't there, but comparing clicks between two completely different formats is hardly proof that there is.

  35. i have an opposite impression by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    The only place I see ads is my mobile phone

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    1. Re:i have an opposite impression by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Jailbrake/Root it and install a blocking hosts file.

      Why are you tolerating ad's on your phone?

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    2. Re:i have an opposite impression by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      >Why are you tolerating ad's on your phone?

      It's already touchy/feely. Example: Contacts randomly does not save new contacts, added custom phones are not visible and usable.

      Jailbreaking/rooting it cannot make it more stable.

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    3. Re:i have an opposite impression by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Forgot to mention:

      >blocking hosts file.

      Updating it seems like full time job and I already have one. That's what ADP with lists is for.

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  36. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    Because the store's brand is always the highest quality.

    It may well be an almost identical product from the same Chinese factory in a different box...

  37. Won't somebody think of the Corporations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    All those eyeballs not seeing ads, and depriving poor Corporations of their rightful profits. Oh, the inhumanity of it all!

    Won't somebody please think of the Corporations?

  38. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    That's why he said pick the product that you don't remember. Stand in front of the options, and if you see one that seems like the obvious choice but don't know why, buy a different one: it usually means that you recognise them from some advertising.

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  39. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Often they are about as good as needed.

    If you really need better, you usually research it anyway, no need for massive generic advertisements then.

  40. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the android back button would take you back to your previous app

    Spoken like someone who's never used an android phone, it does just that.

  41. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Hatta · · Score: 3, Informative

    No, but it's worth trying first. Store brands are almost always of sufficient quality that it doesn't make economic sense to pay more for a marginal increase in quality. And a lot of the quality that people assign to name brands only exists in their heads. You tend to like what you're used to. If you get in the habit of trying generics often, you don't get used to more expensive brands that aren't actually any better.

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  42. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by SJHillman · · Score: 1

    I'm on Android. It has nothing remotely as easy to use as the taskbar. If it requires installing an additional app, then I'm probably not going to use it given the extreme space and processor constraints on my phone.

  43. Push ads are dying, if not dead by losttoy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The whole ad industry and it's suppliers (Google, FB etc) are run by marketers. The fundamental theory that drives marketing is that the more you advertise, the better you sell (up to a point of marginal returns). No one has seriously looked at this approach to marketing in a long time. The result is that the billions spent on TV/Radio/Newspaper are moving to online advertising. While online advertising offers improved feedback, it basically is push advertising - shoving something in front of you in the hope that you will bite. Well, think for yourself, does that work for you? I, mostly, am supremely annoyed by push ads and I think the age of push ads will quickly die. In the future, marketers will have to engage more personally with buyers and require more humans to interact with buyers to form some sort of trust. The age of holding (and hiding behind) a big megaphone and blasting your message will quickly come to an end.

    1. Re:Push ads are dying, if not dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... so the future is in, ummm, astro-turfing?

  44. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're right. the other comments are missing the point. On either platform, there's no simple way to close the window and instantly get back to where you just were. If the android back button would take you back to your previous app, that'd be great

    It does. If it doesn't, that means you did more actions after looking at the ad. Either way spamming back will eventually get you back to your app.

  45. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by SJHillman · · Score: 1

    You just made my phone about 12 times more useful. Here's hoping it works on my Nook Color dual-booted to Cyanogenmod, going to try it when I get home.

  46. It really depends on the ad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For example, some ads can be an entire webpage that is saying how awesome this restaurant around the corner is through some sort of activity-finding / eatery finder website or whatever.

    Things like large banners and the like just don't work right unless the device is large (tablet-sizes )
    For a mobile phone, text-ads are about as close as you can get, maybe a tiny banner or ticker fixed to the top or bottom.
    I'm speaking 1.5 lines of an average font optimized for mobiles, which is rather small, but still allows some space to add something more fleshed out than what could just be expressed as text.
    Since people tend to want to view in landscape modes and more are adding support for this, also have space for ads that can be viewed in this format.
    Now these ads would be on the left or right side, be around 80~% of the screens portrait width and you could fit a fair number of them in.
    There is already some sort of a standard banner-ad of this size, but it isn't really that popular anymore for obvious reasons since screens are now massive and bandwidth plentiful.
    I can see a return to older advertising dimensions for mobiles.

    Using CSS media queries, you can do this trivially.
    Of course, always have a mobile-optimized site which is detected and sent from the server.
    Don't do some CSS and JS nonsense to hide non-mobile stuff. Bandwidth is costly.
    I was just reading up on this recently and was actually rather surprised at how damn flexible this stuff really is. You can do so much with it.
    It finally added conditional styling that we have always wanted. Anyone who has ever developed knows the pains of dealing with different resolutions and the limits of the fluid layouts. (using older CSS methods that is, and IE of course)
    Things are finally getting useful and not obtuse.

  47. What is important ? by DavidLC94 · · Score: 0

    Hello, sorry for my English because I'm from Spain. I think we always look for the downside, the more positive. 2 years ago scientists discovered that many of the phones caused in the brain (waves) depression. I've had depression for example and it's funny but I have had two ways out of depression are: 1) STOP USING MOBILE PHONES. (I worked all day with cellphone) 2) Create a "blog" which specifically is this http://comosalirdeunadepresion.blogspot.com.es/ that although Spanish is in there you can find what to me has served out of a depression. But this I say, this very talking numbers ... but remember that the inhabitants of our planet are almost 10,000,000,000 and 15,000,000,000 supports our planet is, as we follow so soon existigiremos. Does the state know? Of course. So mobile manufactures to tons, create tsunamis (With HAARP), creates vaccines etc left sterile. It's just my humble opinion. A greeting David.

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    1. Re:What is important ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Rather than argue with your assumptions, I will simply compliment you on having more coherent english skills than most native speakers who blame natural disasters on HAARP.

      Well done Spaniard.

    2. Re:What is important ? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I have 3 mobile phones with me every day and I end up happier because of it. At times I have two of them up to my head at a time. IT's great. the waves of euphoria I get from the 2.4ghz and 900mhz radiation is pure bliss. I went as far as calling numbers where I am put on hold for extended periods of time so that I can be on the phone.

      I just hope that someone can find a way for me to have all three phones in use at the same time....

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  48. Mad Men My Ass by XiaoMing · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I will begin by positing the following: That it's pretty obvious that the less removed the advertisee is from the product, the more impulse-driven the advertising becomes.

    This is clearly illustrated in the following:
    -TV commercials (most removed) that try to get you to remember a name for the next time you need to say, buy life insurance.
    -Internet ads (on a PC, getting warmer) that want you to click and enter some CC info while distracting you from what you were doing.
    -Targeted internet ads (such as from a store that already has your info suggesting other products) where you can basically "one-click" your way to poverty.
    -Finally product labels (in a store, knowing you already are there, in that aisle, for the purpose of buying a product) which try to out-shine the next guy with colors and swooping patterns.

    And there's clearly a well-established economics set up for the last two, considering the click-through payments that online retailers will give to advertising partners, as well as grocery stores putting their own generic brand in some of the most visible spots next to well-known brands.

    Now we take a look at mobile devices and what do we see?
    As far as immediacy goes, they rest somewhere between generic internet ads and the more targeted ads. But why is there such a price parity?

    Think about filling out a full billing or credit card address form, one letter at a time, with hilarious auto-correct.
    Think about punching your full credit card info into any mobile app.

    And finally, keep in mind that certain products (iTunes) which do offer features (all payment info stored centrally) to exploit such impulsiveness tend to do fairly well revenue wise.

    If you think about the two bolded concepts of immediacy and impulsiveness, it's pretty easy to see that the issue of the mobile space is not so much that it's an "old-boy's" network with a failure to adapt, but that a lack (even if perceived) of any trustworthy impulsive payment method is what moves its effectiveness as an advertising channel from that of click-to-buy to something more comparable to a TV jingle.

    To write a summary about the failure of mobile ads based on an analysis epitomized by a fucking TV show on the other hand, makes it seem that the whole ITWorld crew in many ways still resembles the Mad Men-era old boy's network, and simply may not be equipped to cope. ;)

  49. Imaginary money by sideslash · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think those billions in potential ad revenue are currently hidden in the same account with the unrealized potential profits of the *AA recording companies.

  50. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by smi.james.th · · Score: 1

    The point of the ads is to encourage you to shell out a dollar or two for the premium version of the app... in my experience anyway.

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  51. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by dcollins · · Score: 1

    Mod this up! This is precisely my operating plan -- particularly in terms of financial services like banks and insurance. Expressly stay away from anyone advertising on TV (the more, the worse).

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  52. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, yeah, pretty much, whenever possible.

  53. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

    Chances are, if they have to spend on marketing, they're not delivering the best product for the best price.

    Every product needs marketing. Being the best product at the best price is not enough. Look at Linux, best product for the best price according to many, and still no one uses it. The marketplace isn't about a feature/price ratio that everyone calculates in their head and then goes with the best one. People make decisions to alleviate problems in their life, problems that are either emotional or physical. Marketing speaks to these problems and whichever product speaks to you best wins your money. Even the color of the packaging plays a major role in speaking to your subconscious. Hell, sometimes marketing even goes so far as to convince you that you have a problem you really don't have. All these factors play into which product you choose.

    Human beings are emotional creatures, and as much as you might insist you are completely rational and pragmatic in your decisions and they are 100% ruled by a fact-based comparisons of feature charts and price per unit comparisons, I'm willing to bet you are swayed by marketing to some degree regardless.

  54. Its not all about Don Drapper by DarkOx · · Score: 2, Informative

    which in many ways still resembles the Mad Men-era old boy's network, simply may not be equipped to cope."

    Citation please. Everyone I know working in advertising or even anywhere near it is obsessed with quantifying, measuring, targeting, and tailoring. Most of that is at least as high tech as developing any other kind of web application. I think they are "up to the challenge," and trust me I really wish they weren't.

    There are probably a good number of Don Drapper like dinosaurs still roaming the halls of ad agencies; possibly especially in "creative" but most of the industry is pretty scientific now and has been for quite some time.

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  55. Never. by csumpi · · Score: 1

    Ads on my phone, and on my computers, are blocked.

  56. you're nuts by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    it's a free channel(s). it's cheap to add the hardware. it would appeal to consumers

    it's so brain dead obvious i want to know the reason why no manufacturer/ provider offers it

    none of your complaints are good reasons, they are rather contrived and personal only to you

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  57. I buy more things from direct email marketing by sandytaru · · Score: 1

    I'm on mailing lists for about a dozen major vendors, such as NewEgg. I keep an eye out for sales and specials on products I need, and then I grab them when I see them. (Like 8 gigs of RAM for $50.) Since I get these through my email, I do get them via my mobile phone. The actual ads that occasionally pop up on my phone courtesy of my carrier are all for crap like University of Phoenix or Zynga games.

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  58. thank you by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

    good info

    hello, north american providers:

    what gives? such a cheap easy offering, such obvious appeal to consumers

    are we really talking about a cheap easy hardware setup not allowed simply because you assholes can't monetize it?

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    1. Re:thank you by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      See the book I wrote a few levels above. The short answer: the chips are cheap, but making them work in a mobile device with headphones as the antenna is hard, and making them work in a moving vehicle is nearly impossible due to fundamental flaws in the way ATSC's underlying modulation scheme (8-VSB) was designed.

      Put another way, for a few bucks more, Samsung could sell you a phone with a mini-75ohm coax connector that you could connect to a 3 story tall Yagi antenna pointing at the transmitter, and it would work perfectly. But it would be almost unusuable with headphones as the antenna, and literally unusable underground or in a moving vehicle because 8-VSB has serious problems dealing with multipath interference, and is almost completely incapable of dealing with doppler shift.

      Receiving analog TV with modern chips is cheap, easy, and works well. The problem is, analog TV doesn't exist anymore in the US, and the standard that replaced it is almost impossible to receive using a handheld device with sub-optimal antenna in a moving vehicle.

  59. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by ottothecow · · Score: 1
    Even when I have accidentally clicked on an in-app ad banner, it takes so long for the damn thing to open a browser (and maybe first pop up a dialog asking which browser I want to use if I don't have a default set) and then load the page and then load the redirect (because there is always a redirect on ads like this).

    Even if I actually wanted to see the ad, I would have lost interest at this point.

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  60. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Look at Linux

    This is a great example. If I paid attention to marketing, I'd be using some inferior product.

    Hell, sometimes marketing even goes so far as to convince you that you have a problem you really don't have.

    All the more reason to do the opposite of what marketing tells me to do.

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  61. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by adolf · · Score: 2

    Android has a task bar type thing. When you hold the "Home" button for 3 seconds it brings up you most recent applications. Tapping on an application pulls it's most recent state from the stack and restores it exactly as you left it.

    Depends on the application, and the device.

    On my OG Droid, for instance, there's an excellent chance that switching from $randomapp to $randombrowser, doing some browsing, and then switching back is going to fail at resurrecting $randomapp's state due to RAM starvation issues.

    Now, sure: In a perfect world where RAM is unlimited and programmers know what they're doing, this all works fine, every time.

    But that's the same mythological world where pulleys are frictionless, rope doesn't stretch, love is free, and unicorns are real.

  62. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Solandri · · Score: 1

    Not to usurp the anonymous coward who gave out the same info for Android, but this really needs to be heard. I myself didn't learn about it until an ICS beta.

    Android: Press and hold Home for 3 sec. That'll pop up a list of running apps. Click one to switch to it. Flick it to close it (handy for closing a bunch of apps at once). Be aware that Android auto-closes apps when it runs out of memory, so if you haven't used the app in a while and are running a lot of other stuff, it may close on its own while in the background.

    iOS: Double-click the home button. That'll pop up a list of apps much like Android. I hear it's a list of recently used apps, rather than a list of currently running apps. But I don't know enough about iOS multitasking to say for sure.

  63. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what, pray tell, is your phone's make and model? If it's a best-of-breed Android phone from the past 12 months, then I'm sorry to inform you that neither storage space nor CPU speed are likely to be meaningful constraints upon your daily use. You might think they are out of habit, but they're not. A Galaxy S (one) reflashed to CM9 and running ICS might feel a bit tight unless you offload some less-used apps to /sdcard or /sdcard-ext, but real-world Android phones with dualcore CPUs, a gig of ram, and 16+ gigs of flash aren't nearly as resource-constrained as the popular meme might otherwise induce you to believe.

    No, I'm not trying to be pedantic. It's just that the most vocal 99% who endlessly complain about their expensive data, limited space, and slow CPU actually pay a hundred bucks a month for "unlimited" data (or never come anywhere near their actual cap, soft or otherwise), have more than half their flash empty unless they're into capturing HD videos, and have a slow CPU because the governor is forcing it down to 200MHz instead of letting it run in full gigahertz+ glory. The users whose phones truly have limited capabilities are almost always users who use it with the apps it came out of the box with & barely even notice their phone's hard limits.

  64. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hit the home button to go to the home screen. Then hold the home button and it brings up your most recently used programs.

  65. Unwanted by sqrt(2) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Advertising is unwanted, and intended to mislead. It is especially obnoxious on a platform that costs a lot of money and has a small screen. Phones and plans are expensive and then on top of that you tell people they are going to see ads? They're not going to be happy. I especially hate efforts to spy on me in order to increase the effectiveness of ads that I don't want to see for products I don't want.

    Moreover, I find *ALL* advertising to be annoying and unwanted, the more custom tailored it is to me the more offensive I find it. Also, advertising seems to operate under the assumption that people have money to spend. Tell me, how is an advertising based economy going to work when every year more and more people are unemployed? I don't care how targeted and relevant your ads are, people without jobs aren't going to buy your product/service.

    The advertising economy is headed for a huge crash, and mobile is just an especially obvious example. It's a scam, top to bottom.

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    1. Re:Unwanted by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      Thank you for saying that. It's a bloody outrage that I'm paying $60 a month for a smart phone and then some suit decides to start cramming advertising down my throat.

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    2. Re:Unwanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have to post as an anon, because I modded.

      Advertising is only unwanted when it's telling you about something you're not interested in. If you don't like advertising, you're in the vast minority. If you don't like ads, you can pay to get rid of them.

      However:

      Let's say you are looking for low-priced diapers and happen to see an advert for low-price diapers. That's not an ad, that's a useful piece of information.

      Let's say you're looking for low-priced diapers and happen to see an ad for a new convertible. That's pretty useless, for both you and the advertiser.

      Advertisers want case #1, not case #2. Nobody wants case #2.

      The problem historically has been that there's been no good way to isolate case #1 - until google. People actually are telling google what they want, and advertisers can respond to that via adsense. It's amazing.

      If you opt-out, you'll get ads - useless bits of stuff thrown at you for no rhyme or reason.

      Opt-in, and you may get interesting things thrown at you. Or not.

    3. Re:Unwanted by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Advertising is only unwanted when it's telling you about something you're not interested in.

      This is provably untrue as a blanket statement. Advertising is unwanted when it distracts me from whatever it is that I'm paying attention to. Whether or not its relevant to my needs doesn't alter that at all.

      If you don't like ads, you can pay to get rid of them.

      If only that were true. Sometimes, you can. Increasingly often, you get to pay and see ads.

      Let's say you are looking for low-priced diapers and happen to see an advert for low-price diapers. That's not an ad, that's a useful piece of information.

      No, that's an ad. A useful piece of information is one that is actually informative. I have never in my life seen an ad that was informative enough to be useful -- at best, they only contain a tiny subset of relevant data that is slanted to make the product appear more appealing and omits the important information that may lead me to purchase something else.

      I'll grant you, if I see an ad while I'm doing active research for something, it might lead to to useful information (although the ad itself is not). But if I see an ad when I'm doing something else -- even if the ads happens to match something I'm thinking of buying -- that's worthless to me.

    4. Re:Unwanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. that's what credit is for

      2. plenty of non-slashdotters need to be told what they want

      3. the sheer number of people with bad spending habits and compulsive decision by delegation makes ads worthwhile

  66. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

    As often as I click on any other ad, which is never.

    Advertising is offensive (the concept of advertising, irrespective of the content) to me and I go out of my way to block it and avoid it wherever and whenever possible.

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  67. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the more reason to do the opposite of what marketing tells me to do.

    You sound ripe for reverse psychology.

  68. YOU pay for those ads by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

    We pay for (x) minutes, (y) text msgs, and (z) bandwidth per month for our mobile devices. Ads consume those resources so we effectively pay for those ads. That's not what mobile customers signed up for.

    It's the same reason that the feds banned unsolicited ads to fax machines and business phones - the end receiver pays for the transmission.

    It would be a big inconvenience if I got an incoming call signal while talking to a human and only find out it is an ad.

    This is beyond just annoying.

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  69. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by atisss · · Score: 2

    Then it's not a smartphone. Even my old Nokia with Symbian 60 had task switching. RTFM

  70. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by sqrt(2) · · Score: 2

    I bought the type of mouthwash that my dentist told me to buy. He said to buy ACT, or a generic equivalent as long as the active ingredients were the same. I've never seen an ad for ACT anywhere. If I did I'd probably stop buying it. Now, maybe they advertised to my dentist and got him to recommend it, but I doubt it.

    There are a lot of people like me who consider advertising to be an insult to our intelligence and free will. Advertising isn't meant to inform, it's meant to deceive in a way that goes right up to that line of lying -- but in theory not cross it. They often do cross the line into outright lies, and then our legal system has to kick in. It's a huge waste of human effort and time all around.

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  71. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be honest those of you who have a smart phone, when is the last time you saw an ad on it and seriously thought about even clicking it, much less spending money on what was shown?

    I was playing a game on the iPad. The game's greedy developers had found it tasteful to include both in-app purchases and a click-the-sponsor-for-rewards area to earn extra credits, on top of the price. Clicking an ad took you to the App Store where you'd get to see the sponsor's app. Trouble is, the reward was granted irrespective of whether you actually loaded the App Store page, and best I'm aware there's no means to know: thus, you could mindlessly tap the ad, hit the home button as the game went to the background, and return straight to the game.

  72. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by sdoca · · Score: 1

    I usually do because it's usually cheaper.

  73. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

    Then it's not a smartphone. Even my old Nokia with Symbian 60 had task switching. RTFM

    If he only needs to task-switch to read an ad that appears in another app . . . ? I'd guess that if he'd wanted to do it for a truly useful (to him) purpose, he would have been willing to put that kind of effort in it. But if seeing an ad reqires TFM?

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  74. They are finally learning ads don't work by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Nobody wants them and never did - the industry just fooled itself for decades.

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  75. This Internet Thing will Never Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anybody remember the internet back in the days of Prodigy, Earthlink, and eh-oh-hell?
    Remember when Google first had their IPO?
    Remember how everyone considered anything blue-chip to be extremely high risk (I'm talking pre-dot-com-boom) because that shit would never take off?
    Nuff said on that point.

    Now let's look at mobile advertising. It's one of the fastest growing markets, so all you cynics might need to take the foot out of the mouth. It only makes up 20% of ad revenue? Holy F*** it made up like 0.001% five years ago! That's unbelievable growth!

    I'm not sure which planet y'all are from, but here on earth, companies try to make money. If Google/Amazon/FB/etc shows me an ad that sparks my interest, I click on it. So what if company x doesn't get a conversion? The advertiser has already made all the money they are going to make. Obviously there's zero chance that anyone will profit from showing me ads I don't care about, so they might as well do the best they can. If company x sells a product for $100, they pay $0.05/click, and they get a 1% conversion rate, I'd say they are doing pretty well since they've effectively gotten 99 more potential future customers at a cost of $5.

    Marketing is not simple, nor is it straightforward, nor would an engineer be able to grasp delicate concepts like how people work - if you could, you'd be making 5x as much money, working 0.2x as hard as a consultant. You are not a representative sample of the population :)

    1. Re:This Internet Thing will Never Work by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Marketing is not simple, nor is it straightforward, nor would an engineer be able to grasp delicate concepts like how people work - if you could, you'd be making 5x as much money, working 0.2x as hard as a consultant. You are not a representative sample of the population :)

      Nice sidelong insult there!

      There are quite a lot of engineers who grasp these delicate concepts quite well, thanks. But you are correct, engineers are not a representative sample of the population. Neither are advertisers.

      For me, personally and not representing the general population, ads actively degrade everything they get attached to, and the fewer of them and less targeted they are, the happier I am.

  76. Untrue: HOW to install & use hosts on ANDROID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DO THE FOLLOWING (after obtaining a good reputable solid HOSTS file, like mvps' -> http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.htm - use the smaller one there...)

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    1.) Get ahold of the "Android Debugging Bridge" (ADB) & install it

    2.) Mount your system mountpoint as READ + WRITE (as powerful of priveleges as you need is this)

    3.) Using the PULL command, copy the file over from your PC (or even on your ANDROID if its there already) using PULL & overwrite the etc. folder's copy of HOSTS

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    * DONE!

    APK

    P.S.=> Yes, it's THAT simple... &, it works to get you better:

    1.) "Layered-Security"/"Defense-in-Depth" vs. malware or malscripted sites

    2.) Online speed & bandwidth

    3.) MORE SCREEN REAL-ESTATE (blocking adbanners does wonders on each of those items)

    4.) Better reliability (vs. downed or DNS-poisoned redirected DNS servers, especially this upcoming July 9th 2012 vs. DNSChanger trojan)

    5.) More "anonymity" to an extent, vs. DNS Request logs OR bogus DNSBL's (DNS block lists) that you do not agree with... apk

  77. Mobile business model by cvtan · · Score: 1
    Make people pay for internet they are already paying for.

    Make people pay for ads.

    Make people watch video on a 5" screen and listen to music on crap earbuds.

    Do not make it easy to block unwanted calls and spam voice messages.

    Profit!!

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  78. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only ever saw a single ad on Android once (doodle jump) warezed it and it was crap. (Lots of people seem to like it I am not one of them).

    I won't buy an app unless I can warez it first. (15 mins isn't enough 24hrs was).

    I have bought the apps I actively use. (Tapatalk / ezpdf / chessdroid (The one that works with FICS) / Humble Android bundles). Most of the rest of what I use are standard Google Apps or ad free freeware. (Or opensource).

    I want to buy Navigon for my tablet but it is wifi only and I won't buy it until I can run it unrestricted without having to hack the binary. (And not have to tether to my phone just to use it). It is a good app and it is expensive but if I pay for it I want to be able to run it without messing around.

  79. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The trainers / walking boots I have just bought were £90 on the high street £45 on Amazon never heard of the brand and they are the best I have ever bought.

  80. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, if it's for a product for which you have not researched (ie: something cheap and/or you could care less about the 'quality' between associated brands), I myself go not with the option of what I recognize the most, but what's the cheapest. I'd hope that a lot of people would make the same choice, but I HAVE encountered a ton of sheep that will do completely nonsensical things in the name of a brand name.

    Otherwise, if it's for something even remotely important or costly, I'll do research and look for reviews (usually the mid-range reviews or bad reviews have the best info, since it's probably not a marketdroid just spouting whatever glowing review the company itself puts in its ads), and pick the brand that best fits my requirements.

    Matter of fact, it's that research method that introduces me to a number of brands I'd never heard of, but now have my support and purchasing money behind them. Usually these are smaller brands that may cost a bit more, but have a lot higher quality and better craftsmanship in return.

  81. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very true this. But there are exceptions of course where the generic brand just doesn't stand up, no matter what quality difference exists in my head. Avoiding naming names, a generic brand condiment and a brand name condiment... I've tried both, and the generic brand is just godawful tasting in comparisson. For that particular condiment (not ketchup FWIW... I hate all ketchups equally), I always go with the brand. Been about 5 years though, so maybe it's time I give generic another swing and see if they've improved their recipe.

  82. What ads? by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

    I use Firefox and AdBlock Plus on my desktop, the instant my cel carrier lets an ad through to my phone I'm switching and daring them to sue me for any "termination fees". I've already notified them of this. I do not allow advertising in my home, circumventing my reasonable efforts to prevent ads in my residence constitutes trespassing by law. I consider my phone to be equally protected wherever I go, and I'm confident the courts would agree.

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    War as we knew it was obsolete
    Nothing could beat complete denial
    - Emily Haines
  83. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Lisias · · Score: 1

    Speaking frankly?

    I got so annoyed with the ADs in Angry Birds jeopardizing my gaming experience (you just can't see what's happening whens a AD pops up! A little transparency, please?) that I stopped playing Angry Birds on my mobile.

    And, so, I don'y get annoyed anymore with that ads.

    And, so, I'm not anymore a potential customer of anything Angry Birds promotes. =]

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  84. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by fa2k · · Score: 1

    Good tip. Another problem is that browsing is slow. Mobile devices have a single full-screen app, so it's not possible to load the add in a separate window or in a background tab. To make things worse, browsing is slower than on a desktop. Even if the connection is fast, the CPU has to load up the browser and render the ad page, this easily takes 20 seconds. If the page is particularly complex or flash-heavy, the original app will be terminated, and has to be reloaded when switching back. So you lose about a minute on looking at the ad, 30 seconds of which is spent waiting, unable to do anything (you can look at the birds if you're outside, maybe). If mobile devices became 20 times faster (well, 20 times compared to my Nexus S, maybe 10 times compared to more modern stuff), I reckon more people would click ads in mobile apps.

  85. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by fa2k · · Score: 1

    Even if the connection is fast, the CPU has to load up the browser and render the ad page, this easily takes 20 seconds.

    Sorry, I exaggerated. It takes 10-15 sec to load a couple of ads I tried. Still too long, though.

  86. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This applies to my PC and to Facebook, so what's your point, Google and Facebook still find a way to make money.

  87. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Sparton · · Score: 1

    iOS: Double-click the home button. That'll pop up a list of apps much like Android. I hear it's a list of recently used apps, rather than a list of currently running apps. But I don't know enough about iOS multitasking to say for sure.

    It's recently used apps, chronologically from when you last launched them. iOS will try to keep some of them running, but older devices probably won't be able to handle more than 1-3 things at a time before silently killing older processes. However, that list stays populated, so non-savvy users may not notice that the process ever ended, depending on how the app handles startup.

    Also, iPads can support multitasking gestures; five finger slide up brings the task bar up, five-finger left or right to switch between apps, and five-finger pinch to close (same as tapping the home button). One of my favorite features for using the iPad because of how futuristic it feels/lazy it is. Added benefit; once the device is out of a lock mode, I can use it completely silently without disturbing my sleeping girlfriend beside me (the home button clicks are loud when there's no background noise).

  88. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by simtel · · Score: 1

    All the more reason to do the opposite of what marketing tells me to do.

    You realize that if large enough quantities of people began to do this, marketers would catch on and take advantage of that, right?

  89. agree, except.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with your post, except the part about advertising being headed for a huge crash.

    The unfortunate truth is that advertising *works* against a large, dumb majority of human beings.

    I'm not one of them, but most people are. So there you go.

    (I hate advertising in all its forms, and I block them all -- I almost never ever see ads anywhere. I haven't watched live television for at least ten years, and I don't read newspapers or magazines. I get all my news from the web, and use ad-blockers to avoid being constantly innundated with crap. About the only ads that ever reach me are those commercials I'm forced to watch at movie theatres before I get to see my movie. And if I want to see a movie in the theatre in a timely fashion, I have to get there early to get a good seat, so I have no choice but to put up with those.)

  90. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes the store brands seem to be being used as a testing ground for new ideas or something. I can go to target and get all sorts of flavors of potato chips that Lays doesn't make, some of which are really good (and usually cheap, too, though I think target's been raising the prices on this stuff to subsidize their produce boondoggle). My grocery store had store-brand honey bunches of oats with dried blueberries and almonds which were pretty good up until the real honey bunches of oats unveiled their banana-blueberry-flavored flakes that tasted godawful.

  91. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Yes, the predator-prey relationship is constantly evolving.

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  92. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    Perhaps so, but for me, app ads have simply taught me to never use free apps.

  93. all advertising in all media is unwanted, is spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ads on pcs are trivial to filter out for anyone with a bit of technical skill

    phones with limited data, bandwidth, and processing power make users keenly aware of exactly what advertising is costing them

    ads are deliberate attempts to intrude into the minds of unwilling participants and should be against the law like any other use of force against the unwilling

    in the future the more enlightened society will look back with a mixture of pity and horror at the fact that we tolerate advertising much like now we look back on the tolerance of slavery

  94. Re:Untrue: HOW to install & use hosts on ANDRO by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    Thank you for this!

    My router will only hold 50 sites, and I'd rather use a HOSTS file.

    Yes I will do this feat.

    Appreciated.

  95. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Mandrel · · Score: 1

    Advertising isn't meant to inform, it's meant to deceive in a way that goes right up to that line of lying -- but in theory not cross it. They often do cross the line into outright lies, and then our legal system has to kick in.

    Yes, it's hard for ads to lie. But the sine qua non of advertising is to speak less than the whole truth. An ad is not going to tell you if there's a better deal than the one being offered.

    So to choose wisely you either have to look at ads for a variety of options (including ads that aren't pushed to you, like product websites), or pay someone to help you. Pushed advertising is counting on us being too lazy, busy, or tight to do either.

  96. Advertising is evil? by Compaqt · · Score: 1

    I believe you must be an employee either private or in the government (university?) sector.

    Let's say you were an entrepreneur. You had just created an awesome, geeky device, perhaps influenced by Nikola Tesla's technology. If it were any good, you'd want to tell the world about it, no?

    Well, you can either go to something like Hyde Park, and tell people about it (literally). Or you can buy space in someone's magazine/newspaper/TV program and reach many more people. That's advertising.

    Saying advertising is evil is like saying speaking is evil or writing is evil.

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  97. Re:Mobile ads are a waste of time, space, and mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't even need to go to the home button first - just hold the button within the app you're switching from. (Press the back button to cancel switching - the currently running app won't be in the list.)

  98. And if you can remember the company name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if you can remember the company name, then the ad will help sell that company's product.

    It's well known in the advertising industry that all you need is space inside someone's head and your marketing has worked. Nothing hurts sales more than obscurity.

  99. subject by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    "The whole advertising industry [...] simply may not be equipped to cope."

    My heart fucking bleeds for these worthless parasites.

  100. No problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're welcome, & I hope it can be of assistance to you. It's easy to do, and you'll get all of the benefits I noted, just by using the Android Debugging Bridge... which isn't hard to use.

    APK

  101. You don't need to click ads for them to matter by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    When was the last time you clicked on a Superbowl TV ad to buy a Pepsi? I guess those ads are all irrelevant.

  102. It fills a role by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    You are partially right - but I can tell you here and now that advertising does indeed fill a role. Scenario - I have cable. A very close friend of mine does not - all he does is download his TV, ad-free. He's always going on about how great it is. Except for the fact that HE NEVER HAS A CLUE WHAT IS GOING ON.. he is constantly paying more for things since he doesn't know about sales, and he is always ignorant about new novel products on the market that I have to inform him on - things that he actually would probably want. There have been times where I had to tell him about a product that came out 8 months ago and was marketed to the 9s, because he never heard of it.