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Drilling Begins At Lake Hidden Beneath Antarctic

New submitter stonetony writes with this excerpt from the BBC: "A team of 12 scientists and engineers has begun work at remote Lake Ellsworth. They are using a high-pressure hose and sterilised water at near boiling point to blast a passage through more than two miles of ice. The aim is to analyse ice waters isolated for up to 500,000 years. The team of 12 scientists and engineers is using sterilised water at near boiling point to blast a passage through the ice to waters isolated for up to half a million years. The process of opening a bore-hole is expected to last five days and will be followed by a rapid sampling operation before the ice refreezes."

131 comments

  1. How are they doing this... by msauve · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there any chance that they're using sterile water heated to almost the boiling point to melt a passage through ice to get to water isolated for up to 5e5 years?

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    1. Re:How are they doing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      i would say there is a good chance that they're using sterile water heated to almost the boiling point to melt a passage through ice to get to water isolated for up to 5e5 years

    2. Re:How are they doing this... by Ambiguous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're all missing the point that they're using water near 100C to bore through ice to get at water that's been isolated for as much as 500 millennia.

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    3. Re:How are they doing this... by enoz · · Score: 1

      Three times is poetry.

    4. Re:How are they doing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many scientists, a dozen?

    5. Re:How are they doing this... by muon-catalyzed · · Score: 4, Funny

      sterile or not, isolated for 500,000 years.., now is the time to open Pandora's ice box, 21.12.2012 is approaching.

      /s

    6. Re:How are they doing this... by madprof · · Score: 0

      This is too funny.

    7. Re:How are they doing this... by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      The DoRD Department of Redundacy Department does not do poetry. Please continue.

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    8. Re:How are they doing this... by AaronLS · · Score: 1

      Agree, I would have hoped they would have used "sterilised water at near boiling point to blast a passage through" one more time. Maybe even spelling it sterilized that last time just to see if people are on their toes.

    9. Re:How are they doing this... by Twigmon · · Score: 4, Funny
    10. Re:How are they doing this... by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      Fuck! You beat me to it. Take heed and bear witness to the plague these men shall unleash upon humanity!!!! Then the draconoids of niburu shall plunder our resources an rape those still alive! Or just some really fucking cool discoveries. Categorically unique fucking cool discoveries...my pants are getting tight.

    11. Re:How are they doing this... by RMingin · · Score: 1

      I sincerely doubt that they are using sterilised water at near boiling point to blast a passage through the ice to waters isolated for up to half a million years.

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    12. Re:How are they doing this... by Ambiguous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Let it be known that I was actually moderated "-1 Redundant" on this. The irony is palpable.

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    13. Re:How are they doing this... by Dragon+Bait · · Score: 2

      The DoRD Department of Redundacy Department does not do poetry. Please continue.

      Actually they do. But it's Vogon poetry.

    14. Re:How are they doing this... by avandesande · · Score: 2

      More importantly, it has been isolated for the amount of time it takes light to travel 500,000 light years.

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    15. Re:How are they doing this... by TheLink · · Score: 3, Funny

      The moderators screwed up. Should be +5 redundant.

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    16. Re:How are they doing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      sterile or not, isolated for 500,000 years.., now is the time to open Pandora's ice box, 21.12.2012 is approaching. /s

      The good news is they found cold beer.

      The bad news is they also found a black hole that sucked away any chances of it turning into a full-blown kegger.

      Pandora. Talk about the anti-party. What a bitch.

    17. Re:How are they doing this... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      maybe they're using alcohol to sterilize the water... bring on the kegger!

    18. Re:How are they doing this... by Psicopatico · · Score: 1

      This story brings the concept of dupe to a whole new level!
      For your convenience, a copy of the story is injected inside the story, so you don't have to remember where you've already read it and neither have to click on another link (a real boon for the lazy).

      Yo dawg and all the rest applies.

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    19. Re:How are they doing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sterile or not, isolated for 500,000 years.., now is the time to open Pandora's ice box, 21.12.2012 is approaching. /s

      In 2012 war was beginning...

    20. Re:How are they doing this... by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      I thought that took zero time, from the perspective of the light.

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    21. Re:How are they doing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't they just use sterile water heated to almost the boiling point to melt a passage through ice to get to water isolated for up to 5e5 years? Or did I miss something?

    22. Re:How are they doing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh you missed it. Boiling point changes with pressure so 100C is wrong.

    23. Re:How are they doing this... by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

      Its funny until a group of humorless Slashdot readers will mod it down and state the obvious. LOL, read down the list, its already been done.

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    24. Re:How are they doing this... by Ambiguous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Ahh you missed it. Near.

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    25. Re:How are they doing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure they've sterilized it by heating it to near boiling point.

  2. Questions from the summary by orson_of_fort_worth · · Score: 5, Funny

    The summary wasn't clear so my questions are: Is the water sterilized? How hot is the water in the hose? How long has the lake water been isolated? Also, Is the water sterilized? How hot is the water in the hose? How long has the lake water been isolated?

    1. Re:Questions from the summary by Janek+Kozicki · · Score: 1

      ok, you beat me there.

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    2. Re:Questions from the summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The summary wasn't clear so my questions are: Is the water sterilized? How hot is the water in the hose? How long has the lake water been isolated?

      Also, Is the water sterilized? How hot is the water in the hose? How long has the lake water been isolated?

      But also how many scientists are involved on the team?

    3. Re:Questions from the summary by Ambiguous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      1) Yes
      2) Almost boiling!
      3) 500,000 years
      4) Indeed
      5) Nearly 100 degrees celsius
      6) 500 millennia

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    4. Re:Questions from the summary by Ambiguous+Coward · · Score: 1

      1) 12
      2) A dozen

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    5. Re:Questions from the summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Literally just spat my tea out because of this one.

  3. the alzhiemer is kicking in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the day i forget my pills...

    1. Re:the alzhiemer is kicking in by Janek+Kozicki · · Score: 2

      you don't need your pills. Now that summary repeats itself, you are all safe.

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    2. Re:the alzhiemer is kicking in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the day i forget my pills...

      Good luck kicking Alzheimers. Oops I forgot.

  4. Great summary by Janek+Kozicki · · Score: 3, Funny

    I dodn't even need to red it twice to see that a team of scientists is using is sterilised water at near boiling point.

    Indeed; using sterilised water at near boiling point.

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    1. Re:Great summary by Janek+Kozicki · · Score: 1

      btw, I am taking my part on voting http://slashdot.org/recent

      So I wonder how those submissions make it through. Maybe you (editors) need a little higher threshold for acceptance?

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    2. Re:Great summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you say boiling point? At what pressure? Does sterilized mean chemically pure or cleansed of life by some cruder methods?

  5. Stargate by Lanforod · · Score: 1

    Great. Finally going to find a Stargate. Abydos here we come...

    1. Re:Stargate by Kierthos · · Score: 2

      Nah. The fools will end up releasing some shoggoths.

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    2. Re:Stargate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

    3. Re:Stargate by Rockoon · · Score: 2

      Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

      Come on, the summary already said it twice!

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    4. Re:Stargate by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

      "In his house at R'lyeh, using sterilized water at near boiling point, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

  6. And here is where the film begins. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, that film where we found alien pyramids and predators and xenos were going at it? Yeah, that one, the one that people want to forget.

    Remember guys, don't let their blood get on your skin, that stuff burns yo.

    1. Re:And here is where the film begins. by crutchy · · Score: 1

      the mouth of the parasite xeno looks like a vagina... antarctica here i come :)

    2. Re:And here is where the film begins. by netwarerip · · Score: 1

      You should be fine, real vaginas have more teeth. Or so I have been told.

  7. Dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, I know slashdot is big on posting dupes, and complaining about them is futile, but...

    Really guys? This summary is a dupe of itself!

  8. in b4 AvP jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in b4 AvP jokes. due to repeat in summary. due to repeat in summary.

  9. Mayans by smitsco · · Score: 1

    The first results are going to be available next week. Hmmm. December 21st maybe.

    How did the Mayans know someone would drill through two miles of ice to release something that will destroy the world?

    1. Re:Mayans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How are they going to drill through 2 miles of ice. That's one heck of a drill bit. That drill bit would have to be almost 2 miles long. That would be a nearly 2 mile long drill bit.
      Captcha = informed

    2. Re:Mayans by AaronLS · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe it's not a drill bit at all, but some sort of really hot water. I'm not really sure though.

    3. Re:Mayans by crutchy · · Score: 1

      close to boiling even?

    4. Re:Mayans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think theyre going to drill with hot water-boiling, even-

  10. Story by Lovecraft ? by morcego · · Score: 2

    Mountains of Madness, anyway ?

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    1. Re:Story by Lovecraft ? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Thought the same thing. Of course Prometheus is also applicable and the AvP jokes are already coming up.

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    2. Re:Story by Lovecraft ? by morcego · · Score: 1

      Prometheus ? No, that never happened. Just like there are only 3 Starwars movies, and only 1 Highlander.

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  11. FFS, timothy. Proofread already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe make a point to reread what you may have posted and paraphrased, and you might also want make a point to proofread what you may have posted and paraphrased.

  12. Summary goof was intentional by Ambiguous+Coward · · Score: 1

    It was written that way to catch people who only read half the summary. It's simple math: 2 * 50% = 100%! Foolproof.

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    1. Re:Summary goof was intentional by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      Your lack of faith in the quality of our fools is disturbing as is your naivety in believing they read as much as half the summary.

    2. Re:Summary goof was intentional by crutchy · · Score: 1

      no... i am your father

  13. Oh no.... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    they is gonna sterilize the lake, contaminating it with sterilized water....

    In other news more rain forest are being destroyed to build condos.....

    1. Re:Oh no.... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      i live near a bunch of power stations, which use highly sterilized and purified water to turn to superheated steam to drive the turbines, except that if you drank such water it would strip all the nutrients out of your body and kill you.... purified and sterilized water isn't always as good as it seems (it may well kill any microorganisms the scientists are trying to discover and study)

    2. Re:Oh no.... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      You'd have to drink a lot of purified water for it to kill you.

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    3. Re:Oh no.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only about 6-7 liters or so.

        And the killing mechanism is not by "stripping the nutrients". Distilled water is ion-free, so the water molecules are very eager to attract all available ions from the surrounding environment. In the body this entails pulling either any free sodium or potassium ion, the lack of either which will cause the nervous system to short-circuit and be unable to send nervous impulses from one cell to the next, essentially flipping your ON/OFF switch.

    4. Re:Oh no.... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      Has there been any tests done on this? I'm doubtful that 6-7 litres would be able to kill someone.

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    5. Re:Oh no.... by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      if you drank such water it would strip all the nutrients out of your body and kill you

      Do you have a credible link to that obvious bullshit statement? I've seen it before, but it makes absolutely no sense at all.

      They're using sterilized water so as not to pollute the lake itself with organisms or minerals.

      My old man always told me "don't believe nothin' you hear and only half of what you see." You should follow that advice; whoever told you distilled water would strip the nutrients out of your body and kill you was someone you should NEVER get "information" from.

    6. Re:Oh no.... by Palamos · · Score: 1

      That was a very interesting use of the double negative by your old man!

    7. Re:Oh no.... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      i didn't say distilled water dipshit... i said purified water (almost 100% pure)

    8. Re:Oh no.... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      funny the person who told me that purified (i never mentioned distilled) water can kill you works in a power station chem lab... i guess you must be the usual armchair expert though... so if you never seen a power station you wouldn't beleive they exist either? what about electrons? bet you never seen those.... pffft what a fuckass

    9. Re:Oh no.... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      They're using sterilized water so as not to pollute the lake itself with organisms or minerals.

      You don't seem to know much about how a power station works (not surprising by the rest of your rant).

      There are two types of water used in a power station; for cooling and for steam, and the two are physically isolated.
      Cooling water comes from lakes or rivers, is used in heat exchangers to turn low pressure steam (isolated in pipes) back into water.
      Most of the water used for steam is recirculated, so it doesn't end up in any lakes anyway.
      The plumes of steam that you see coming out of cooling towers is evaporated cooling water (not used to drive the turbines).

      ...and the reason why they use purified (as opposed to distilled, which isn't purified) has nothing to do with the environment; it's to increase the life of the pipes and turbine components, because if normal water (or even distilled water) was used, the insides of the pipes and turbines would corrode faster. When you have a base load power station that is expected to operate 24 hours a day, 7 days a week at as close to full load as possible (with short scheduled outages for maintenance), things like this play a big part in design of power stations, and huge expense goes into making the water as pure as possible.

      Your "old man" sounds like a retard, and it would appear you're following in his footsteps.

    10. Re:Oh no.... by crutchy · · Score: 2

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_purification#Demineralized_water

      They call it demineralized water at the power stations. Distillation is most likely part of the process, but there are all sorts of chemicals involved too (acids and whatnot).

  14. Temp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    From the summary I understand they are using water to bore the hole. I didn't see the temperature of the water that is being used. Shouldn't they also use sterile water to prevent contamination?

    1. Re:Temp? by msauve · · Score: 2

      If, unlike the typical /.er, you took the time to actually read the article and not just the summary, you would know that it takes 12 people to do this sort of thing.

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    2. Re:Temp? by crutchy · · Score: 1

      not quite as many as required to change a light bulb though... especially in antarctica

  15. DUPE by Tastecicles · · Score: 1, Informative

    I posted a submission on this story a WEEK AGO.

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    1. Re:DUPE by AaronLS · · Score: 1

      Yours probably didn't clarify with enough clarity the clearness that this article clearly has.

      But I feel your pain.

    2. Re:DUPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I posted a submission on this story a WEEK AGO.

      Impressive, because a week ago they hadn't started drilling. Yes, I'd rather have a serious discussion about this article, but it's obviously not going to happen with the screwed up submission.

    3. Re:DUPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But did you make two submissions?

    4. Re:DUPE by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      sorry, it was Tuesday. Feels like a week tho.

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    5. Re:DUPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably weren't clear enough about the fact that they are using sterilised water at near boiling point to blast a passage through the ice to waters isolated for up to half a million years

    6. Re:DUPE by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

      Lesson is: add more tautology and outright repetition and Bob's your uncle. And don't forget to repeat things.

    7. Re:DUPE by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      After reading the summary my first thought was "I'm never putting too much effort into my submission summaries again."

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  16. Possible Outcomes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone considered the impact of releasing some kind of spider resistant to both extremely cold and extremely hot water? I think maybe we should reconsider this experiment.

    1. Re:Possible Outcomes by AaronLS · · Score: 1

      Yes, if the lake is actually filled with millions of giant underwater ice spiders, and 0.1% of them have a genetic variation that makes them resistant to sterilized boiling water, then that 0.1% can survive the trip to the surface. Thus creating a dual resistance super bug(literally, or you might technically say spiders are not bug, meh).

    2. Re:Possible Outcomes by crutchy · · Score: 1

      you're obviously talking about a xenomorph

      ...and ripley isn't even born yet... we're so fucked

    3. Re:Possible Outcomes by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      And I was hoping for a stand up fight.

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  17. We all know it by StankAsPoe · · Score: 1

    Cthulhu or Elder Ones.

    1. Re:We all know it by Macrat · · Score: 2

      Remember the location.

      It is more likely to be The Thing.

  18. Cthulhu - Just in time by 7bit · · Score: 1

    Awesome. Awakening Cthulhu from its icy slumber right on schedule!

    Should give it just enough time to consume all our souls by midnight 12/21/2012 after it's awakening and release. Wait.. This drilling project wasn't funded by a kickstarter project was it?

    1. Re:Cthulhu - Just in time by AaronLS · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If not, someone should perhaps start some projects like this, such that doomsday cults funnel their money into useful research projects. Win-win for everyone, unless the cult turns out to be right.

    2. Re:Cthulhu - Just in time by AaronLS · · Score: 2

      Just to clarify, the second win is because the cult used their money for something useful, and has less money left to do silly things with, such as buying Nike's, barbiturates, and Vodka.

  19. yes but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they are using sterilised water at near boiling point! near boiling point man!

  20. If you do something but don't make a profit . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good job, Science! Frack that lake.

  21. Pure Bob and Ray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The repetition makes the story sound like a routine by the great comedy team Bob and Ray.

    One particularly enduring routine cast Elliott as an expert on the Komodo dragon, and Goulding as the dense reporter whose questions trailed behind the information given.

    Here's an example:

    KOMODO DRAGON EXPERT: We have two in this country, two Komodo dragons, which were given to us some years ago by the late former premier of Indonesia, Sukarno.

    INTERVIEWER: I believe I read somewhere where a foreign potentate gave America some Komodo dragons. Is that true?

    http://downwithtyranny.blogspot.ca/2010/04/bob-and-ray-tonight-worlds-largest.html

  22. I love you guys by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1

    You're just as sarcastic and snarky as I am. Merry Christmas, y'all!

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  23. Nice post there Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep up the good work.

  24. Redux? by courcoul · · Score: 1

    Hadn't the Russians done this already, on their side of Antartica?

    Or is this a different subglacial lake?

    1. Re:Redux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that was the Arctic.

    2. Re:Redux? by gagol · · Score: 2

      Russians did it at lake Vostok.

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    3. Re:Redux? by dargaud · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, technically the russians haven't quite breached the lake. It's ongoing right now and here's what I've followed so far:
      The layer of ice just above the lake is refrozen water (and not compressed snow from above). They already analyzed that without finding anything significant (a US lab found lots of stuff but the word is that it's all contaminated DNA, a french lab found only one candidate piece of DNA, that ice is 10 times cleaner than the cleanest water we can make in a lab).
      So a few days ago the russians breached the last remaining ice after using a sterilized drill. They then withdrew the drill and immediately lowered the pressure of the drilling fluid, allowing the water of the lake to raise into the hole for 600 meters. This water froze quickly. Now they are drilling again this freshly frozen ice which will be analyzed in a special very clean lab. I just don't know how they can drill again 600m of ice without deviating more than 10cm (the diameter of the core).
      Official results should start coming in about a month.

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    4. Re:Redux? by courcoul · · Score: 1

      BTW, this Russian effort has to be admired for its persistence. They've been patiently going at it when money and weather permits on Antartic summers since 20 years ago or more.

    5. Re:Redux? by dargaud · · Score: 1

      They've been drilling more or less inside the same hole (there are a few deviations due to stuck drills) since 1959 with a bunch of years off for lack of funding.

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    6. Re:Redux? by wiedzmin · · Score: 1

      that ice is 10 times cleaner than the cleanest water we can make in a lab)

      So... if we combine pure hydrogen and pure oxygen to create water in the lab... that ice is 10 times cleaner than that, eh? Right on, right on.

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    7. Re:Redux? by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Yes, because you can't do what you just said. Water has the (un)fortunate effect of reacting with almost anything it gets in contact with: CO2, metals, viruses suspended in air, deposits on glass surface even after they've been cleaned with acid and liquid O2, etc... and absorbing it. The water in the lake is purer because the only thing it comes in contact with is pure ice (and there's probably some segregation process going on inside). Anyway I was at a conference with the guys who are trying to analyze that water from the lake without contaminating it and they say it's NOT easy. They are designing a lab around the issue.

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  25. Now we know... by Local+ID10T · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

    You took the words right out of my mouth!

    Now we know what the Mayans were predicting:
      The scientists wake Cthulhu, R'lyeh rises, and the world ends.

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    1. Re:Now we know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And about time.

    2. Re:Now we know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've lost some details in translation. Actually it is: high-pressure sterilised water at near boiling point wakes Cthulhu isolated for up to 3 kalabtuns, R'lyeh rises, and the world ends.

  26. ahhhhh by wbr1 · · Score: 2

    Release the kracken..... release the kraken

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    1. Re:ahhhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Release the kracken..... release the kraken

      Wait, let me guess...through a krack in the ice? Oh man, I almost...fell for that one.

  27. oblig by kid_wonder · · Score: 3, Funny

    in soviet russia the summary repeats the summary ..

    oh wait a seco...

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  28. Title arriving: by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Ode to a Small Lump of Greenish Water that Turned to into Putty I Found in my Antarctic Pit That I Reached Using Slightly Sub-Gaseous Phase Water One Midsummer Morning, Which Turned Out to be Cthulhu's Placenta, There in His R'lyeh Prison, Turning What was Going to be my Nobel Prize Science Project into a Sudden Descent into Eldricht Helllllllllllaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah theMayansDidIttheMayansDidIttheMayansDidIttheMayansDidIt!!!!!!!! "

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  29. Frack it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, let's go all the way, baby!

  30. best bottled water on earth by posthxc1982 · · Score: 0

    i wonder how much it will cost!

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  31. SyFy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does this sound like the beginning of a SyFy movie? Antarctic Armageddon starring Tiffany and Debbie Gibson.

    1. Re:SyFy? by Malizar · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, I am sure it will be a SyFy movie at some point, it depends on what their random plot dice come up with.

  32. Third Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...as predicted by the Dead Sea Scrolls

  33. Better sites PLEASE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't take this site anymore, these posts have gone from ridiculous to absurd. Could someone send me to some better slashdot'esque sites please?

  34. Not To Worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Murphy's Law will emerge, along with that gnarled and very ugly head, to protect us all.

    XD

    1. Re:Not To Worry by crutchy · · Score: 1

      its antarctica... the land of 12 people rocking up and thinking they're going to make a big hole and do something awesome and eventually not doing much except trying to survive the most hostile environment on earth until a boat comes and takes them home or they die

  35. seco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is the second time in a s many days I have read seco being substituted for second. Odd how an imaginary 13 year old explosives expert has effected internet culture.

    1. Re:seco by crutchy · · Score: 1

      could be a multi-stage rocket engineer

  36. About time by MakersDirector · · Score: 0

    Finally releasing the story about the Stargate find in the Antarctic! It's about time!

    I wonder if they'll discuss the Alien / Predator issue?

  37. Re:Timothy you are a by crutchy · · Score: 1

    say again i missed that... i missed that...

  38. Stop complaining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The editors were doing twice the work by repeating what they wrote before. By that I mean, that the editors did twice the work by not paying attention to what they put up as summary.

  39. NOOOooo!! by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    I saw John Carpenter's "The Thing" and we all know how this will end with a half-assed prequel!!

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    -=[ Who Is John Galt? ]=-
  40. The Waters of Mar--err, Antarctica! by Keiran+Halcyon · · Score: 1

    As long as the Arctic Expedition commander isn't an ancestor of Adelaide Brooke, we should be fine. If that turns out to be the case, better hope the TARDIS shows up. Either way, just to be safe, nobody drinks the water or runs irrigation with it. K?

  41. 5 days you say? by wiedzmin · · Score: 1

    Well then, I guess I've figured out why the world will end on December 21st...

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    Bow before me, for I am root.
  42. Dear Diary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Day 182,500,000

    Awoke to a wonderfully hot shower. Was not expecting this. Great start to my day after my long slumber. Feel refreshed. Have positive outlook for today's apocalypse.

    Regards,
    Cthulhu

  43. What's the point? by zivan56 · · Score: 1

    Just wait a few years and let nature do it for you....