Drilling Begins At Lake Hidden Beneath Antarctic
New submitter stonetony writes with this excerpt from the BBC: "A team of 12 scientists and engineers has begun work at remote Lake Ellsworth. They are using a high-pressure hose and sterilised water at near boiling point to blast a passage through more than two miles of ice. The aim is to analyse ice waters isolated for up to 500,000 years. The team of 12 scientists and engineers is using sterilised water at near boiling point to blast a passage through the ice to waters isolated for up to half a million years. The process of opening a bore-hole is expected to last five days and will be followed by a rapid sampling operation before the ice refreezes."
Is there any chance that they're using sterile water heated to almost the boiling point to melt a passage through ice to get to water isolated for up to 5e5 years?
"National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
The summary wasn't clear so my questions are: Is the water sterilized? How hot is the water in the hose? How long has the lake water been isolated? Also, Is the water sterilized? How hot is the water in the hose? How long has the lake water been isolated?
I dodn't even need to red it twice to see that a team of scientists is using is sterilised water at near boiling point.
Indeed; using sterilised water at near boiling point.
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Great. Finally going to find a Stargate. Abydos here we come...
you don't need your pills. Now that summary repeats itself, you are all safe.
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The first results are going to be available next week. Hmmm. December 21st maybe.
How did the Mayans know someone would drill through two miles of ice to release something that will destroy the world?
Mountains of Madness, anyway ?
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It was written that way to catch people who only read half the summary. It's simple math: 2 * 50% = 100%! Foolproof.
Their may be a grammatical error, misspeling, or evn a typo in this post.
they is gonna sterilize the lake, contaminating it with sterilized water....
In other news more rain forest are being destroyed to build condos.....
From the summary I understand they are using water to bore the hole. I didn't see the temperature of the water that is being used. Shouldn't they also use sterile water to prevent contamination?
I posted a submission on this story a WEEK AGO.
Operation Guillotine is in effect.
Cthulhu or Elder Ones.
Awesome. Awakening Cthulhu from its icy slumber right on schedule!
Should give it just enough time to consume all our souls by midnight 12/21/2012 after it's awakening and release. Wait.. This drilling project wasn't funded by a kickstarter project was it?
Yes, if the lake is actually filled with millions of giant underwater ice spiders, and 0.1% of them have a genetic variation that makes them resistant to sterilized boiling water, then that 0.1% can survive the trip to the surface. Thus creating a dual resistance super bug(literally, or you might technically say spiders are not bug, meh).
You're just as sarcastic and snarky as I am. Merry Christmas, y'all!
They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
Hadn't the Russians done this already, on their side of Antartica?
Or is this a different subglacial lake?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
You took the words right out of my mouth!
Now we know what the Mayans were predicting:
The scientists wake Cthulhu, R'lyeh rises, and the world ends.
"You want to know how to help your kids? Leave them the fuck alone." -George Carlin
Release the kracken..... release the kraken
Silence is a state of mime.
in soviet russia the summary repeats the summary ..
oh wait a seco...
"Oh, you hate your job? There's a support group for that, it's called everyone, they meet at the bar."
"Ode to a Small Lump of Greenish Water that Turned to into Putty I Found in my Antarctic Pit That I Reached Using Slightly Sub-Gaseous Phase Water One Midsummer Morning, Which Turned Out to be Cthulhu's Placenta, There in His R'lyeh Prison, Turning What was Going to be my Nobel Prize Science Project into a Sudden Descent into Eldricht Helllllllllllaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah theMayansDidIttheMayansDidIttheMayansDidIttheMayansDidIt!!!!!!!! "
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
the mouth of the parasite xeno looks like a vagina... antarctica here i come :)
you're obviously talking about a xenomorph
...and ripley isn't even born yet... we're so fucked
could be a multi-stage rocket engineer
say again i missed that... i missed that...
its antarctica... the land of 12 people rocking up and thinking they're going to make a big hole and do something awesome and eventually not doing much except trying to survive the most hostile environment on earth until a boat comes and takes them home or they die
I saw John Carpenter's "The Thing" and we all know how this will end with a half-assed prequel!!
-=[ Who Is John Galt? ]=-
And I was hoping for a stand up fight.
If you think someone isn't free to have a different definition of "freedom" you may be a tyrant.
As long as the Arctic Expedition commander isn't an ancestor of Adelaide Brooke, we should be fine. If that turns out to be the case, better hope the TARDIS shows up. Either way, just to be safe, nobody drinks the water or runs irrigation with it. K?
Don't worry, I am sure it will be a SyFy movie at some point, it depends on what their random plot dice come up with.
Well then, I guess I've figured out why the world will end on December 21st...
Bow before me, for I am root.
You should be fine, real vaginas have more teeth. Or so I have been told.
Just wait a few years and let nature do it for you....