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Review: Star Trek: Into Darkness

J.J. Abrams’ 2009 reboot of Star Trek was wildly successful. It raked in hundreds of millions at the box office, and revitalized the Star Trek franchise, which had languished for 7 years without a new film and 4 years without a TV presence (after 18 consecutive years of new shows). It also did something no Trek movie had done before; it made Star Trek ‘cool’ in the public consciousness. Combined, those factors ensured Abrams would get another turn at the helm of a Trek movie, and sooner rather than later. With today's release of Star Trek: Into Darkness, that trend is very likely to continue. It's a movie with all the same strengths and weaknesses of its predecessor, and if it worked before, it'll work again. Read on for our review.

Spoiler level: minor. This review contains character and actor names and a couple references to scenes without going into their content.

Let’s get this out of the way up front: Star Trek: Into Darkness is a very entertaining film, and you will probably enjoy it.

Into Darkness hits the ground running, quickly reintroducing the rebooted crew and the Enterprise in all its glory. The opening act reminds us of everything we like about the 2009 Star Trek; snappy dialog, direct references to important parts of the original TV show, and cinematography that shows off the power, grace, and majesty of a Federation starship. It also highlights many of the differences between classic Trek and Abrams Trek.

In Abrams Trek, everything is fast. Kirk runs fast, Spock talks fast, crewmembers are always scrambling about the bridge and engineering at top speed, and as soon as a decision is made, action is taken. Tension and conflict arises with immediacy, and is resolved at the same pace. In Abrams Trek, no screentime is wasted. If a section of dialog is a bit technobabbley or it’s just providing background, something shiny will appear to keep your eyes and your attention engaged. In Abrams Trek, the lens flare deserves its own billing. Oh my, the lens flare.

But the big question about the Abrams films, both in 2009 and 2013, is: are they Star Trek? It’s a complicated issue, but one that's worth answering to fans of the various Trek TV series. Let's start by answering a somewhat simpler question: are they sci-fi? Not really. They fit the Hollywood definition of sci-fi — after all, they're flying spaceships and talking to aliens — but of course sci-fi is more than that. It's about ideas; it's about taking some part of life and changing it, then seeing what happens as a result. That's why Leguin, Dick, and Vonnegut are celebrated as sci-fi writers alongside Bradbury, Asimov, and Niven.

Into Darkness and the 2009 Star Trek before it aren't about ideas. They're unrepentantly character-driven. They're space operas. Perhaps more importantly, they're action films. I say this not to be exclusionary, but so we can evaluate in the proper context: as a Trek-themed action movie, Into Darkness is fantastic.

But Trek isn't about action (space opera, sometimes — action, no). It has certainly incorporated action; Kirk didn't get the reputation for always having a torn shirt for nothing. But in the TV shows, the action was punctuation; it was the set-up to the plot, or a way to resolve it once a moral issue had been defeated. In Day of the Dove, we were constantly shown fight scenes, but their purpose was to show the exaggerated hatreds of the characters, and to set up the we-must-work-together ending. And let's be clear: Abrams Trek isn't the first time the movie franchise departed toward action, either. Star Trek 2, widely regarded as the best of the films, was certainly a space opera, and you could make the case that it's an action film. The last three Next Generation films tried to be action films and failed. Abrams Trek tries and succeeds.

So, is it Trek? Well, it doesn't pass the sci-fi test, but let's look at the characters. Christopher Pine's Kirk is an exaggeration of Shatner's Kirk. All the characteristics of Shatner's Kirk are present in Pine's Kirk, but magnified tremendously. On the TV show, Kirk had a reputation as a womanizer. In Abrams Trek, Kirk is shown waking up in bed with space-babes and hitting on almost every female he comes in contact with. A lot of times it's for comedic effect, and succeeds at being funny, but it also feels like a caricature. Zachary Quinto's Spock felt much more natural to me this time around, in some ways. He pulls off Vulcan stoicism well. The only downside is that his emotional control feels like a simple prop; he maintains his facade until the writers need to show how important some event is, then it breaks.

The other familiar crew members each get a brief moment in the spotlight, but the limitations of a two-hour movie prevent any significant depth. Bones exists to crack jokes and repeat his catchphrases. Chekov exists to run around looking overwhelmed. Scotty exists to solve whatever problem is keeping the plot from moving forward. Simon Pegg's Scotty is still jarring, to me. His role as comic relief doesn’t mesh well with my perception of Scotty. (People unfamiliar with the original series probably wouldn't notice, or care; he is funny.) Doohan's Scotty was funny sometimes, but not in such an intentional way. It seems odd to have that character cracking wise. Sulu's screentime is brief, but it's good.

The one character I truly lament is Uhura, though not because of any complaint with Saldana. She serves to highlight one huge difference between Abrams Trek and classic Trek: Abrams Trek is a guy-movie. The majority of Uhura's role in Into Darkness is to be Spock's love-interest. She has one brief moment of being her own person, showing her own strengths — and (very minor spoiler) she fails and has to be rescued by men. Aside from Uhura, there's only one other significant woman character in the film, and her main purpose is to be both eye-candy and a bargaining chip for the men. In fact, thinking back, I'm pretty sure Into Darkness fails the Bechdel test. It bothers me that this happens in a Star Trek film. One of Trek's driving principles is a future of equality; a future free of the sexism and racism and classism we deal with today. It's not always an easy thing to write into a story, especially one limited to two hours — but we should at least try.

But let's step back to the more mundane aspects of the film, for a moment. The visuals are absolutely stunning. The alien planets, outer space, and a futuristic Earth are all fascinating to see. More importantly, Abrams shows us the Enterprise as we've always wanted to see her. Whether it's tearing off into high warp, diving through the atmosphere of a planet, or having the hull torn open by phaser fire, the ship looks amazing. The inside looks amazing, too — engineering looks much more like the belly of an enormously complex spacecraft than ever before. The special effects budget was well spent. ...Mostly. Abrams is known for his use of lens flare, but rather than toning it back, it seems like he's doubling down on that reputation. There are also a few action sequences where camera shaking and flashes of light get a bit excessive. I get that moving the camera really fast around a completely CGI environment helps to mask the imperfections, but there are times where you'll know a whole lot is going on without being exactly sure what. I'd happily take a slightly-less-crazy chase scene if I can get a clear look at it.

The scoring is solid. Into Darkness takes its main theme from the 2009 movie, with a few improvements. It doesn't get in the way. The acting is generally fine, as well. The regulars are more comfortable in the roles; this time around, they're playing themselves as much as they’re playing the original crew. Benedict Cumberbatch brings his talent to a leading role, and he does well with what he was given, but he could have been utilized better. His character exists in two modes — complete stillness and furious action. There’s very little in between, and I think that middle-ground is where Cumberbatch thrives, as on BBC's Sherlock. Still, his character made a far more compelling opponent for Kirk than 2009's Nero.

There were a few points where the acting did strike a discordant note for me. To explain why, I'm going to step back for a moment and discuss one of the major themes of the Star Trek reboot. J.J. Abrams and the others running the show constantly use aspects of the original show — props, plots, attitudes, and characters — to inform the reboot. However, they’re very, very consistent about re-interpreting all of those aspects. Everything is close enough to be familiar, but different enough seem new. In most cases, it works; new phasers just look better than old phasers. New Spock is different from Old Spock, but not in a bad way. In Into Darkness, we meet a familiar alien race, and the re-interpretation makes them feel a bit alien again. But it doesn't always work, and this leads me back to the acting. Without spoiling the content, there are a few scenes that are much more direct adaptations of old Star Trek scenes than we saw in the 2009 movie. It is a really interesting and cool concept, but the execution felt very odd, for me. I'll try to describe it: knowing how the scene was "supposed" to go, it felt as though the actors were trying to recreate it, but failing. Obviously, this is not the case; it was clearly planned, scripted, and shot with painstaking care, until they got exactly what they wanted. Still, the similarity hit an uncanny valley between original and re-interpretation. Fortunately for most viewers, anyone who isn’t much of a Trek fan isn't likely to notice or care.

As a long-time Trek fan, Star Trek: Into Darkness occupies a conflicted spot in my mind. At the most basic level, I went to a movie and really enjoyed it. I don't regret the $10 I spent on it, and I suspect most people would feel the same. At the same time, I'm a bit troubled by the direction the franchise is taking. There are a whole generation of kids who are now growing up with a very different perception of Star Trek than I did. To them, it's going to be just another Transformers-style action flick with no lasting importance. There's none of the idealism, optimism, or broadmindedness that was inherent to classic Trek. It's not hard to see why that is; stories like that are much harder to tell on the silver screen, and even when done well, they don't make as much money. They're much better suited to episodic TV. Unfortunately, if we see a new Trek TV series (more likely: when we see a new Trek TV series), you can bet it will be done in the style of the Abrams reboot, and I worry that the true sci-fi stories and the thought-provoking allegories will be subsumed by over-the-top action and relentless special effects. At the same time, I think some Trek is better than no Trek, and the two Abrams films make a better legacy for the franchise than Insurrection and Nemesis. I almost envy non-Trek-fans for not having to resolve the conflict of What Trek Is versus What Trek Isn't.

Bottom line: go see it.

514 comments

  1. not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    i prefer the older star treks. didn't care for the last one by Abrams and not seeing the others.

    1. Re:not a fan by i+kan+reed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, I know how you feel. Star Trek was a rare bastion of (semi)intellectualism on television, technobabble aside. To see all that removed in favor of violence, pretty colors, and snappy writing, makes me feel sort of depressed.

      Of course, the reality is that everyone who likes the non-Abrams Trek's tone has options. The current incarnation of Doctor Who on BBC has exactly the same mix of high-concept, technobabble, silliness, and mystery uncovering plots that Star Trek used to have.

    2. Re:not a fan by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Now all they need to do is bring Tennant back. Matt Smith is decent, but not that great.

    3. Re:not a fan by Nemyst · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Can you tell me what's wrong with pretty colors and snappy writing? Those are the kinds of claims that infuriate me. Would I want to have more science-fiction in Abrams Trek? Yes, of course. Why would it need to come at the expense of good visuals and snappy writing, though? All it does is reinforce the idea that modern "cool" movies or TV shows can't possibly have depth, or that deep movies and TV shows need to look shitty and have wooden, sluggish dialogue.

    4. Re:not a fan by paiute · · Score: 2

      I'd like to see what Steven Moffat could do with Star Trek.

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    5. Re:not a fan by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I like the older ones for what they were. The newer ones are good for what they are. It's just an action flick and has little to say but it's a cool action flick. Not being a purist that's good enough for me, I just wish it was more.

    6. Re:not a fan by DogDude · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Star Trek was a rare bastion of (semi)intellectualism on television, technobabble aside.

      Wow. Really?

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    7. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Talking fast is not equal to intelligent, or witty dialogue. Usually, its just a way to mask over the inanity of the script.

    8. Re:not a fan by TWiTfan · · Score: 2

      I don't consider these movies Trek. Trek was about societies working together to solve problems and striving to become better--not about action scenes and explosions.

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    9. Re:not a fan by i+kan+reed · · Score: 3, Informative

      Check out the 50th anniversary special this year. I have heard that your wish will granted(temporarily).

    10. Re:not a fan by i+kan+reed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not that it can't be. It's that it isn't. Name one intellectually interesting occurrence in Star Trek(2009), that raises questions of any sort.

    11. Re:not a fan by dublin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And Firefly was a bit higher on the scale, while Max Headroom may actually have been the zenith...

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    12. Re:not a fan by emag · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Probably make me dislike Star Trek as much as I'm beginning to dislike Doctor Who. Which is ironic, considering my favorite Tennant episodes were written by Moffat, but now that he's in control, it feels like every episode has to be more over-the-top than the one before it, especially in series 7.5.

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    13. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bet that wet blanket is a blast at parties.

    14. Re:not a fan by ToadProphet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can you tell me what's wrong with pretty colors and snappy writing?

      Because it's Star Trek, and we expect some depth. The franchise that provided thought provoking (though occasionally asinine) entertainment. That's the core of the franchise, not snappy-but-shallow dialogue and big action. The only thing retained are the characters, or at least a one-dimensional simulation of them.

      Change the characters and the name and it's a fine popcorn movie.

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    15. Re:not a fan by SerpentMage · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You mean the scene where Kirk says, "oh it will fit..." is classic? How many times have we seen a scene like this? Only now it has lens flare and 3d effects! Yes that is just wonderful!

      The problem is that Abrams took it in the wrong direction. Lets compare this to say Oblvion? At least there some interesting questions were asked with kick ass graphics! IMO this is the direction of SciFi. Or what about even Cloud Atlas! Not the fastest moving of things, but pretty decent actually. No Abrams is selling us the crack in movies we know as Transformer-ietes. In about a decade the Star Trek movies will be dated like Miami Vice is today! Compare that to Magmum Pi. Same era and pretty darn dated, but it is a good watch even to this day.

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    16. Re:not a fan by Wheely · · Score: 2

      I guess it depends on your age. My perception is that originally star trek was indeed about flying around, shooting the crap out of things and being faintly rude to each other.

      It was next generation that started all the peace missions and transporting elderly statesperson from planet a to planet b stuff as well as the "well we have this horribly beweaponed space ship thing but it hurts us more than it hurts you if we have to use it for anything other than being serene". Jeeez, they even had a councillor! on the bridge!! That would have turned kirks blood green.

      Frankly I donÂt need a cheesy sci-fi TV to be my moral compass so I am happy to see trek return to its roots.

      For too long Trek has been doing the "boldy go where no man/one has gone before" at the start of each episode while actually mostly going to places healthily populated by people who know who they are.

    17. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's a towel and, yes, it's a staple at all our frat parties.

    18. Re:not a fan by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Yeah, I know how you feel. Star Trek was a rare bastion of (semi)intellectualism on television, technobabble aside.

      Yeah, that's one of the problems, I just can't put the technobabble aside. That was the main factor for me that made TNG/DS9/Voyager/Enterprise boring as snot and intellectually dishonest. It's a tenant of writing that you might get away with one deus ex machina if reasonably foreshadowed, just like any story is allowed one improbable coincidence. But if you're gonna babble your way out of each and every episode, I rapidly lose interest. It wasn't intellectualism, or even semi-intellectualism, it was pseudo-intellectualism. The semblance of thought, without actual, you know, thought. And for fans that want to think they're smarter than they may actually be, that may be enough. It wasn't for me.

      I have nothing against a complicated, thoughtful plot as long as it's not contrived, (the problem I have with many popular TV series is how soon they degenerate into stupid people doing stupid things) but Trek was not that. It occasionally had thoughtful plots, but at least in the Berman era, it mostly had self-conscious formula following a template of what the producers thought a thoughtful plot would be. (There are exceptions, of course, and there will be a few episodes I will want to own from the remastered series. But not many.)

      I grew up with TOS and will gladly rewatch almost any episode (possible exceptions are Spock's Brain and the one with the yangs and the coms) but if we were honest with ourselves, we'd acknowledge that TOS was different from the series' that followed, in much the same way that Abrams' Trek is different. It's just a matter of degree, really. And budget.

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    19. Re:not a fan by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      I'm sure your mind-numbing lack of intellectual curiosity and trivially short attention span makes you everyone's favorite to talk to too.

    20. Re:not a fan by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I am waiting for netflix or amazon prime to have that. Worst case DVD.

    21. Re:not a fan by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Because it's Star Trek, and we expect some depth.

      I object. Endless discussion and technobabble is not "depth". It's the semblance of depth without the content.

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    22. Re:not a fan by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Really? Have you *watched* the original series?

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    23. Re:not a fan by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Can you tell me what's wrong with pretty colors and snappy writing? Those are the kinds of claims that infuriate me. Would I want to have more science-fiction in Abrams Trek? Yes, of course. Why would it need to come at the expense of good visuals and snappy writing, though? All it does is reinforce the idea that modern "cool" movies or TV shows can't possibly have depth, or that deep movies and TV shows need to look shitty and have wooden, sluggish dialogue.

      I think it has to do with risk. Inception had some intellectual depth as did the first matrix movie and they were great. But the 2nd and 3rd matrix movies tried the same thing and failed horribly. Star Trek: Nemesis seemed to try for a big idea and Khan style epic villain, and it failed. It's easy to throw in a lot of money into CG and a fast paced script and get a decent movie that will make decent money. But if you then throw a concept into that movie then it all depends on the concept and the special effects no longer matter. If it works you might get Khan, but you fail you get Nemesis and for $200 million that's a pretty big bet.

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    24. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cant wait to see what the new Blakes 7 looks like.

    25. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those qualities also makes him the perfect audience member for this movie.

    26. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They aren't mutually exclusive. But too much of one leaves less space for the other. Striking a good balance is tough. Striking a balance that satisfies everyone is almost impossible. Pretty colors and snappy writing to the exclusion of smart and thoughtful writing is the problem. If I wanted to see mostly the former rather than a balanced dose of both of them, then I'd just go see a Michael Bay movie.

      Based on past experience I really only expect superficially thoughtful and smart writing with anything that has JJ Abrams involved (oh, this must be leading up to something fantastic ... NOPE). He's too much of a fan of MacGuffins and terrible endings for my taste.

    27. Re:not a fan by dreamchaser · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except that the franchise used to have depth and technobabble. Serious social issues were explored in an entertaining way. The current reboot is basically devoid of that depth.

    28. Re:not a fan by ToadProphet · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You may want to listen to the content of that 'endless discussion' sometime. There's very few significant topics that weren't addressed somewhere in the Star Trek franchise. And it had a somewhat novel way of addressing them - often from the point of view on non-humans. Sure, that had been done before - but not on that scale.

      Very few entertainment franchises, and certainly none as successful as Star Trek, have addressed the breadth of topics that it has.

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    29. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just about anything would *look* better than the original. I mean, it was pretty bad. The real question is if it improves its 1970's BBC production quality while it maintains any of the interest of the original characters or story.

    30. Re:not a fan by slinches · · Score: 2

      Red matter raises tons of questions! Too bad most of them are inquiries about the sexual proclivities of the writer's mothers.

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    31. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well I did spend a lot of time wondering about how incredibly awful the plot was. Its like they asked a third grade anime addict for plot points and thought no one else would notice. It was truly f---ing ponderous.

    32. Re:not a fan by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      Roger Ebert lamented that this, and James Bond, had turned into action movies lead by action heroes.

      It doesn't make them bad movies -- they are pretty good on their own terms. They're just...different.

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    33. Re:not a fan by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Oh please. But with rare exception, with not any more depth than the Family section of one's local newspaper.

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    34. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      1) Special effects are not a substitute for good story telling.
      2) Star Trek is about us (humanity) as revealed through Kirk, Spock and McCoy.
      3) Scotty had dignity, courage, and strength, now he's comic relief.
      4) Abrams doesn't get it, and neither do the people who actually believe these movies have value.
      5) After almost 50 years the original Star Trek is still entertaining, thought provoking science fiction. Yes, some aspects of them seem campy today, but in another 50 years they will still be admired and enjoyed.

      Star Trek is worth saving. What it needs is some real science fiction writers, and a director who gets it.

    35. Re:not a fan by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Now all they need to do is bring Tennant back. Matt Smith is decent, but not that great.

      I agree, but I doubt Tennant would come back. And that'd be sorta hard to write into the show anyway, the Doctor has never regenerated into a previous incarnation of the Doctor before.
      I also noticed a trend where it seems to me that each new incarnation of the Dr is a bit younger than the previous. If they want to keep that consistency, they're going to have to pick someone really young for the next (and last if my count of 12 is correct) Doctor.

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    36. Re:not a fan by farrellj · · Score: 2

      It's the "Blockbuster" mentality...Give Trekkers a good story and they are happy...but to attract the Mundanes (What SF Fans call Muggles), you need flash rather than substance...and this film delivers flash in excess.

      And is it just me, but does anyone else read Christopher Pike when the see Christopher Pine's name written?

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    37. Re:not a fan by dcherryholmes · · Score: 1

      That the villain was just a dude with a job and a family who worked on a mining ship, and went supervillain b/c his planet blew up. I don't know if moral issues qualify as "intellectually interesting" but I liked that bit of dialogue when he explained why he did what he did.

    38. Re:not a fan by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The current incarnation of Doctor Who on BBC has exactly the same mix of high-concept, technobabble, silliness, and mystery uncovering plots that Star Trek used to have.

      Couldn't disagree more. Stephen Moffat seems to have decided that the best way to write Doctor Who is as a series of fairy stories for young girls. Thus, you have a very young actor playing the Doctor as Harry Potter, the Sonic Screwdriver is his magic wand (just what does it do, anyway? everything?) and nearly every episode ends with a deus ex machina, where the Doctor claps his hands together and everything going back to normal, the whole thing explained away with some timey-wimey gibberish. It's almost nothing like Star Trek and it's barely anything to do with Doctor Who. As a fan of the original series, the current one has gotten so bad that it's nigh unwatchable.

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    39. Re:not a fan by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I agree, but I doubt Tennant would come back. And that'd be sorta hard to write into the show anyway, the Doctor has never regenerated into a previous incarnation of the Doctor before.

      You might want to investigate the serials "The Three Doctors," "The Five Doctors," and "The Two Doctors."

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    40. Re:not a fan by mrbester · · Score: 1

      Every. Fracking. Time.

      *beep*

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    41. Re:not a fan by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      ...we expect some depth..

      Oh, yes, depth.. We definitely expect that...

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    42. Re:not a fan by Livius · · Score: 2

      Pretty colours and 'snappy' writing are not themselves bad, the bad part is when they are used instead of rather than in addition to actual storytelling.

      The last Star Trek movie did not have any interesting conflict driving the plot, it was bad guy who was essentially mentally ill and in possession of advanced technology. Not a lot of complex decision-making involved, and the resolution was a time travel deus ex machina.

    43. Re:not a fan by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have to agree, the ship looked like a hipster coffee bar and the movie could have been subtitled "lens flare" thanks to how damned much he used that stupid ass effect.

      Abrams and Bay are frankly the two worst directors I think we have today, both are cynical as fuck and care about the marketing more than the films they make but have learned how to appeal to that lowest common denominator to make the big bucks. God I dread seeing what he is gonna do to Star Wars, I want to say he can't be worse than prequel Lucas but then I look at that bridge and how every 5 minutes there is a lens flare...ugh.

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    44. Re:not a fan by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That is because both Abrams and Bay can't seem to write any character but differing levels of douchebag and for the love of God will somebody PLEASE make him stop with the damned lens flares? I don't know which is worse, Abrams making everything bright and throwing lens flares in all over the place or bay's ultra fast cuts but they are both annoying as hell to set through.

      At the end of the day though lets face it, its all about marketing. you'll never see a film "Wrath of Khan" quality from either director because its not about telling a good story, or making a great movie, its about turning out a product that can be slapped on everything from t-shirts to mouse pads and selling the hell out of that. While this can work the movie has to come first but if the second one is anything like the first the whole thing felt like an excuse to get scenes that would work in the trailers.

      And maybe its just me but do these movies have this undercurrent of cynicism to anybody else? I watch films by Abrams and Bay and get this "Meh, it'll be good enough for the sheeple" feeling when I watch them, it just feels to me that its done with the absolute minimum of effort required to make a marketable product, like filming by focus group.

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    45. Re:not a fan by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are kidding right? he had a fricking TIME MACHINE and he doesn't go to warn everybody, maybe give them plenty of time to move, nope he goes to blow up the federation? That is as stupid as the time ship that attacked Voyager saying "there is no time to explain" or Picard going back to 3 minutes before he got his ass handed to him in ST:Generations instead of just grabbing Sauron on the bridge and saying his family from the fire../facepalm/

      There should be a law that if you are gonna do a time travel story you have to show you understand the concept and realize that you have just given a character a giant reset button. I mean how sad is it when the last movie i saw that realized this was Back To The Future, where Marty goes "Duh, I'm in a time machine!" and goes back before he left to save Doc. If you have a functional time machine? Its pretty damned hard to lose. And don't give me that alternate dimension crap but if that is the case then it should be the case for every other time they have used it, but its not. I have to agree with Chuck at SFDebris in that "I'll buy your bullshit, time travel, clones, alien invaders, just be consistent with your bullshit".

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    46. Re:not a fan by citylivin · · Score: 1

      Pff no way. Matt smith is far better and far quirkier. Tennant had a preachy, soppy, holier than thou attitude that got annoying after a while. Matt smith is all about the fun, whereas tennant was brooding, alternating with bouts of psychotic anger that I dont think ever really felt natural with his face and acting. Not what I want in a doctor. He was always dwelling on his "dark past" and all that.

      With matt smith it feels as if he is just taking a whirl around the universe on a lark, and he always solves problems without preaching. If he gets upset its generally reflecting inward to some degree, not making a big deal about it and always keeping it light.

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    47. Re:not a fan by dcherryholmes · · Score: 1

      I wasn't speaking to the time travel aspect of the story. I was speaking to the fact that the villain was a more or less normal person working a pretty dull job as a miner, until something happened to him. A blue collar villain, if you will. That was the part that was interesting to me.

    48. Re:not a fan by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      I feel the same way about other reboots as well. Like Batman and Bond. The new ones are good movies in their own right, but they are not real Batman or 007 movies, with a campy, over the top superhero or a politically incorrect, suave secret agent.

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    49. Re:not a fan by arth1 · · Score: 1

      That probably rules out getting Peter Davidson back then, eh? He's just wasted on Law and Order, and desperately needs a character role.

    50. Re:not a fan by strack · · Score: 1

      I never liked Dr. Who. It always seemed a bit too "wacky" to really suspend disbelief.

    51. Re:not a fan by Chas · · Score: 1

      Oh yes. We MUST worry about looking "dated".

      http://www.dangermouse.net/blog/images/trek/TheWayToEden.jpg

      Can't have that!

      And fight scenes! In an "intellectual" Trek flick!

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    52. Re:not a fan by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, Simon Pegg (Scotty) had this to say about the Lens Flare:

      [Interviewer:] Who made the first joke about lens flares?

      [Pegg:] Probably some film student who wanted to demonstrate his or her knowledge of film terminology, thus elevating themselves to an assumed level of critical superiority, which gave them the kind of smug, knowing smile that indicates a festering sour grape, fizzing in the pit of their own ambition. It’s become a sort of communal stick to have a crack at JJ with, mostly by people who didn’t know what the fuck lens flare was, until someone started sneering the term all over their blog. It demonstrates JJ’s supreme talent as a film maker that the main means of knocking him is to magnify a throw away artistic choice, into some sort of hilarious failing. Lens flare is essentially an anomaly caused by light hitting the lens and creating refracted shapes. Because it draws attention to the fact that we are looking at a filmed event, it actually creates a subliminal sense of documentary realism and makes the moment more vital and immediate. In the same way Spielberg spattered his shots with bloody seawater in Saving Private Ryan, JJ suggests that the moment we are in is so real and alive, there just isn’t time to frame out all the light and activity. The irony is by acknowledging the film’s artifice, you are enhancing the reality of the moment. It’s clever and I love it. On set we call it ‘best in show’ and our amazing director of photography, Dan Mindel has a special technique to achieve it. To the detractors, I offer a polite fuck you and suggest you find a new stick to beat us with, if being a huge, boring neggyballs is necessary for your personal happiness.

    53. Re:not a fan by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      It was next generation that started all the peace missions and transporting elderly statesperson from planet a to planet b

      What about the episode of TOS where the Enterprise was transporting Spock's father and a bunch of other alien ambassadors to a peace conference?

      What about the episode of TOS where the Enterprise was transporting a bitchy alien leader to some planet where she was supposed to secure peace by marrying some guy?

      Kirk and crew were constantly going on diplomatic missions, securing trade rights and the like. There were ambassadors all over the place. Granted, they usually managed to stumble into some sort of intergalactic punch-up as a result, but the point of what the Enterprise was actually supposed to be doing wasn't so different from what it was in TNG.

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    54. Re:not a fan by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      For me the real problem with time travel that makes it all implausible is knowing that the world would be in a completrly different location in space. Planets, solar systems, galaxies, even the known universe is constanly moving. To successfully transport through time you'ld also need to know exactly where the planet you're on will be at the exact moment you time travel, else you will most likely arrive somewhere in space. Now, suspension af belief is necessary when watching sci-fi, but in reality anyone time travelling would have to account for this.

    55. Re:not a fan by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 4, Interesting

      > Serious social issues were explored in an entertaining way.

      Dam straight. ST:TNG was a good social commentary disguised as sci-fi. The original did a good job too.

      That's what the heart of Science Fiction is: Exploring the social consequences, implications and ramifications of how technology effects people's lives. The "classic" Sci-Fi writers (Isaac) Asimov, (Robert) Heinlein, (Arthur) Clarke are some of the BEST _precisely_ because they explored these social issues at a deep level. Great Sci-Fi encourages and rewards deep thinking.

      For any series that reboots / remakes / re-cash-grab one would expect a bit more BACK story in the first place. i.e. WHY did Star Fleet invent the Prime Directive in the first place? HOW did they come to that "non-interference" was the only "valid" choice. If you are going to invent artificial rules on xeno-politics then at least treat the viewer as having some intelligence. Hell, if ST:TNG could do it for 7 years, there is no reason why a movie can't. In about 10 years humans will finally meet aliens and we'll get to see some wildly different perspectives on intelligent species communication that will make ST look like a joke / toy in comparison.

      Is the new Star Trek a sci-fi? Hell no, not even close.

      Is it a decent action flick. Yeah. It was entertaining; if one ignores the one-dimensional characters, plots holes, then mildly yes. There is a time and a place for "dumb sci-fi". The ONLY credit I give to the new Star Trek is that it made it accessible to the general populace. "Coolness" should never depend on "popularity".

    56. Re:not a fan by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about talking fast?

      Plus, two counter-examples: The West Wing (or pretty much anything by Aaron Sorkin) and Moonlighting. Both had very fast talking, and both had intelligent, witty dialogue.

    57. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You've seen Primer, right?

      Agreed on how shittily many movies mishandle time travel. It's a gigantic ass-pull device (kudos to tv tropes for the term). And like you said, it so rarely gets really examined for what it offers. Looper was sort of fun. Back to the Future didn't suck. Doctor Who dabbles at it and uses 'Fixed Point in Time' like some sort of anti-reset-button mantra. And the Doctor gets close to the real problem: if time travel isn't too tough, eventually, fixing the fix of the fix gets incomprehensibly complicated. And that is something I could buy as a driving factor for the story.

      But instead, we get fluff like 'Inception''s layering of a whole handful of dreamscapes like an onion. Meh, I kept waiting for one more layer at the end, 'cuz everyone had said they were impressed. Not me.

      Primer, OTOH... not bad at all.

      Tune in tomorrow when we bitch about Star Trek's habit of introducing alien technology for a single story, only to never see/use it again. Time travel, cloaking, teleporting to bizarro realms, planet killers, mind-altering drugs, etc. THE PRIMARY THING ALL HISTORIC EXPLORERS DID WAS ACQUIRE NEW THINGS!!! Nah, we'll just drop by and announce "We won't meddle!". Absurd.

    58. Re:not a fan by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You are right, it looks like a Cargo Cult namedrop only interpretation where it has even less of what actually made the original go than even some of the fanfaction or parodies. Galaxy Quest, Quark, and Star Wreck had more in common.
      While watching both this week I kept thinking the whole thing would have been improved if Spock started cutting the tops of people's heads until somebody saved the cheerleader from him :)

    59. Re:not a fan by niftydude · · Score: 1

      For me the real problem with time travel that makes it all implausible is knowing that the world would be in a completrly different location in space. Planets, solar systems, galaxies, even the known universe is constanly moving. To successfully transport through time you'ld also need to know exactly where the planet you're on will be at the exact moment you time travel, else you will most likely arrive somewhere in space.

      Agreed, it is so weird that Dr Who is the only show that ever understood this! The TARDIS can travel through time and space for this very reason.

      Why do other shows get it so wrong? Dr Who has been running for 50 years! Other writers should have noticed by now.

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    60. Re:not a fan by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I have to agree, the ship looked like a hipster coffee bar

      Apart from the bits that looked like the boiler water treatment plant at a 1960's power station only with the words "inert reactant" stuck on some pipes to show what little they think of the fans. They had a huge budget, why not bother to make the engine room look at least as good as the cheap effects in the first series instead of doing the dirt poor BBC trick of asking a mate at the local power station to let them in for free?

    61. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh-huh... the 'Family section' deals with the philosophical and cultural issues that Star Trek addresses. Name something, anything, that hasn't been in a Trek movie or episode.
      I don't even like Trek but my complaints certainly aren't with the depth of the show. You're either a fucking idiot or a troll.

    62. Re:not a fan by anagama · · Score: 1

      Action movies are rather dull to me. I'm not saying they're bad or anything snobby like that, just that they bore me personally. And it's also true that not all the Trek movies, or even every episode of the various TV series, lived up to highest standards of Sci-Fi.

      That said, aside from being extremely disappointed with it, all I remember from the first JJAbrams Trek was some part where someone was hanging off something very high up and someone rescues that person -- like a million other hanging by the fingernails from a cliff/balcony/girder/airplane/whatever scenes. Yawn. Anyway, I'm going to wait for it to be on Netflix, because for me, if it is going to be as forgettable as his first try, there is no reason for me to spend money on it.

      It is also somewhat informative to me that in the entire review here, I still have no idea what the plot is about. Clearly the plot was not a big part of this movie, which is a big downside for me.

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    63. Re:not a fan by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Uh-huh... the 'Family section' deals with the philosophical and cultural issues that Star Trek addresses. Name something, anything, that hasn't been in a Trek movie or episode.
      I don't even like Trek but my complaints certainly aren't with the depth of the show. You're either a fucking idiot or a troll.

      Yes, trivial proof would be a week's worth of advice columns. Add Dave Barry's column for comic relief. Trek was, after all, a TV show, meant for entertainment, not the sermon on the mount.

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    64. Re:not a fan by Bucc5062 · · Score: 1

      You've not watched the series, or if you did, it was with a remote fast forwarding through those boring "thinking/feeling" parts. The original was nothing about flying about, shooting the crap and being rude....it was quite the opposite. Try again. Sit watch all 75 episodes and come back to edit these remarks.

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    65. Re:not a fan by Your.Master · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Because it's not wrong.

      There is no "absolute position". Anything running on inertia can be said to be said to be moving at any velocity you choose depending on your frame of reference, including motionless. Now, planets don't run solely on inertia -- they orbit because of gravity. But gravity folds spacetime, which is still what you're travelling through. Plenty of good reason to think you'll end up at basically the same position relative to the barycenter of the most significant gravity sources of your point of departure.

      You wouldn't time travel to the "same location in a different time" because that doesn't exist. The current time is part of the coordinates in the time-space continuum. We ignore that in our everyday lives as we constantly time travel forward, because our position relative to the barycenter of the most significant local gravity source -- the Earth -- does not change substantially.

      Where do you think they would go if it isn't the approximate same location as measured from the local planet/solar system/galactic center/appropriate scale alternative? Every other location in the universe save that one seems like an arbitrary choice to me.*

      *Okay, I can imagine another location: perhaps if you worked out what would happen if you ran the universe backwards, but without gravity, such that everything is inertia, you could end up there. Seems unlikely though. How often does that sort of thing happen in physics where you basically have to backtrack through an alternate history to determine how real history happened? If we accept that time travel exists, we can accept that it's weird, but I'd go for a simpler answer while we're basically making shit up anyway. I think most people think of this as time travelling back 6 months in time and ending up on the opposite side of the sun, as if the sun were the center of the universe and time a universal constant.

    66. Re:not a fan by Teancum · · Score: 2

      As bad and as cheesy as Star Trek (in any of the series of that franchise or the movies for that matter) got, it was by far and away better than the standard "science fiction" fare that was produced and arguably is still being produced in Hollywood. Classics like "Plan 9 from Outer Space", "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians", and "It Came from Outer Space" were more typical and the real standard that Star Trek needs to be compared against as those were contemporary (at least when Roddenberry was running the franchise).

      Film science fiction has always been inferior to the depth and soul searching that happens in print and is a general problem with the medium.

    67. Re:not a fan by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Moderation is key though, with anything. Eg, a few intellectual bits, but not too much, a few heavy action scenes, but not too much, a few chases, but not a whole move of them. With JJ, it's all lensflare all the time. I don't care how cool and artistic they are, they're fucking over-used to the point that it's distracting from the film, not adding to it.

      Also, I already watched Star Trek 2, it was better, makes more sense, and no amount of referential nods to it in the new version will save the fact that the new Star Trek movies are made by folks who don't "get" the series, and why it remains a favourite over all these years. These new movies aren't memorable, they don't encourage you think, they only make you pay $20.00 for popcorn at one sitting, before fading into the sameness of the other action sci-fi. Protip: In the 1st reboot, You can call that crap a mining ship, but no, it's a damn deathstar. The philistines are finally right: "Wanna watch a sci-fi?" Sure, which one? " Doesn't matter, they're all the same shit."

      Maybe if a bunch of folks are saying: "Shit man, I like lens flare, but that's too much." Then just maybe it is? Just say, "Yes, We like excessive lens flare, it's a fashion statement." The "fuck you" just makes Peg out to be a fool.

    68. Re: not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember the Doctor Donna episode and the Doctor's clone. Both Matt Sith and David Tennany in a single episode.

    69. Re: not a fan by tylernt · · Score: 2

      I really liked the new engine room. It looks like what I would imagine a starship's engine room to look like -- no pretty swirly light tubes, just raw engineering.

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    70. Re:not a fan by Shadowmist · · Score: 2

      You are kidding right? he had a fricking TIME MACHINE and he doesn't go to warn everybody, maybe give them plenty of time to move, nope he goes to blow up the federation?

      He did not have a "time machine" what he had was an accidental one way trip into the past courtesy of a spawned singularity. He had twenty years to fester his anger against a Federation that failed to save his world and even more so, a Vulcan that refused to try. So no.... that wasn't an open option. With nothing left to live for, his only option is rage.

    71. Re:not a fan by Shadowmist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Except that the franchise used to have depth and technobabble. Serious social issues were explored in an entertaining way. The current reboot is basically devoid of that depth.

      Actually to be truly fair, all of the Star Trek series varied tremendously in depth and quality. Quite a few of those episodes in all of the Trek series were quite frankly, awful. Awful in the terms of science, of story, and of characterization. Trek's popularity had nothing to do with it's science, it's actors, nor it's authors, because there were other shows that did better in all three. The secret of Trek's success was twofold, 1. It was created in an era of unequaled optimism and promise and 2. It was a show that allowed many to project what they were looking for in vision.

    72. Re:not a fan by flayzernax · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is infuriating to me. Because you old farts are conflating nostalgia with story. With meaning and message.

      The movie is targeted at younger audiences. But it had plenty to say about loyalty, friendship, duty, honor, integrity. Humanity. In a modern and satirical way.

      It was plenty god damned Star Trek. Gene would have been proud. But maybe annoyed as much as you at the format.

      Get past your hang up that they were duking it out on floating space barges. That was there to entertain you and the people funding the real movie behind the movie. You obviously zoned out and lost interest because the format wasn't what you were use to, wanted, or were expecting.

      This is a classical dilemma with cinema as it develops over the ages. Look at good movies Charlton Heston movies from the 1950s. They wouldn't sell shit today if re-shot and re-done in the same style and format. It does not support fantasy very well. Masume Shirow had this same problem with Ghost in the Shell and decided to take a break, or get out of cinema because of that same problem. He griped a lot about Innocence this way.

    73. Re: not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sun is also in motion in the galactic spiral and the galaxy is in motion as well.

    74. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      modern "cool" movies or TV shows can't possibly have depth

      You just answered your own questions right there.

    75. Re:not a fan by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Four [Doctors], shalt thou not count?

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    76. Re: not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He could have captured Spock and collapsed the star that caused the initial singularity in the prime timeline.

    77. Re:not a fan by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      H. G. Wells-style (and Futurama-style) time-traveling avoids this issue, since the time machine passes through all the interim moments between the start and end of the trip, albeit really, really fast. Since it exists in all those moments, it maintains the same frame of reference as the ground it's sitting on.

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    78. Re:not a fan by Teancum · · Score: 1

      If you really can't put aside technobabble, you need to check out the Turbo Encabulator. Technobabble can get much worse. (See also this Aviation version that seems to be just as good).

      The sad part about some of the "technology" in Star Trek is that real phenomena and scientific theories can be used to explain at least some of those concepts (such as quantum teleportation and 3D printers) that should be at least correctly referenced in the current series reboot rather than pulling BS out of their hind end. At the very least, I don't expect to be seeing somebody on Star Trek mistaking parsecs as a unit of time instead of distance.

    79. Re:not a fan by hyperfl0w · · Score: 1

      That is because both Abrams and Bay can't seem to write any character

      CANT or WONT? The variable is named $box_office and has a default value of $MAX_PROFIT.

    80. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is a fine popcorn movie BUT we also get the 'Drone strikes without trial are immoral' and the 'war machine cranking up starts the war.'

      There is SOME thought provoking and culturally relevant commentary here.

    81. Re:not a fan by hyperfl0w · · Score: 1

      First inter-racial kiss. First nerd cult classic en mass. Agreed.

    82. Re:not a fan by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Firefly was arguably superior.

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    83. Re:not a fan by Shadowmist · · Score: 2

      > Serious social issues were explored in an entertaining way.

      Dam straight. ST:TNG was a good social commentary disguised as sci-fi. The original did a good job too.

      That's what the heart of Science Fiction is: Exploring the social consequences, implications and ramifications of how technology effects people's lives. The "classic" Sci-Fi writers (Isaac) Asimov, (Robert) Heinlein, (Arthur) Clarke are some of the BEST _precisely_ because they explored these social issues at a deep level. Great Sci-Fi encourages and rewards deep thinking.

      There is a persistent myth of TOS as being some all progressive vision of the future. It's a myth that ignored the basic fact that the original series was:

      1. Highly critical of the Anti-War movement of the 60's as Kirk defends American involvement in the war.

      2. Sexist in it's portrayal of women. Janice Lester is a villain because she refuses to accept Starfleet's determination that women aren't fit to be Starfleet captains and takes direct action to correct that "flaw" in her person. Nichelle Nichols may heap praise on her role now, but in the 60's she nearly quit her role, because of the treatment of her character which did not improve until the modern movies.

      3. Pretentious to the point of anvilicious in it's treatment of social issues. Moral and ethical failings are those of those "weird aliens" never that of Kirk or it's Federation, a general pandering to the myth of American "exceptionalism". As Kirk's Federation is clearly meant to be the United States writ large.

      4. Generally a promoter of a '40's 50's worldview which makes sense sense Roddenberry was of a 40's 50's generation.

    84. Re:not a fan by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Again its a story so I'll buy your bullshit as long as its consistent bullshit. Yes we all know the ONLY way to actually go backwards would be to calculate the EXACT point in time and space that you are trying to hit, which frankly would make the flying time machine in BTTF II more believable as it would be easier to give or take a thousand feet in the air than to figure up the exact point to have the tires perfectly meet the road, but again its a story so okay, I'll let that slide.

      What I WILL NOT LET SLIDE and what nobody else should either is when their time travel also refuses to fucking acknowledge the power that they have just been given and thus making the time traveler be the biggest dumbass in the universe. I mean in Star Trek generations HOW many times could he have had Sauron without risking anybody AND saving his family? yet he chooses to go back 3 fucking minutes? Or a time ship in Voyager that travels all the way back to the 23rd century from the 29th but the pilot actually says "no time to explain"...WHAT THE FUCK?????

      Even Bill and fucking Ted knew that time travel gave you a hell of an advantage but we are supposed to buy that somebody that has the ability to go back in time is too God damned stupid to understand that concept? Really? For the love of God you have ALL OF TIME, from the beginning to the end, so fixing something like his planet exploding? trivial, he has tons of time to warn his race, get his family off the planet, hell they got fricking warp drives and his knowledge of how the next 30 years are supposed to play out, they would be building statues in his honor on Romulus II and that would be the end of it.

      With suspension of disbelief there ARE limits, sure I'll believe a world where there are vampires, or where aliens live among us, hell you can spin just about any tale as long as you are consistent in universe. But when you are trying to sell us that 1.- Someone has gone back in time and 2.- he blames somebody for something that hasn't even happened yet and which HE CAN PREVENT thanks to his having knowledge of future events? yeah i gotta throw the red flag and call bullshit on the field, sorry.

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    85. Re:not a fan by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

      As bad and as cheesy as Star Trek (in any of the series of that franchise or the movies for that matter) got, it was by far and away better than the standard "science fiction" fare that was produced and arguably is still being produced in Hollywood. Classics like "Plan 9 from Outer Space", "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians", and "It Came from Outer Space" were more typical and the real standard that Star Trek needs to be compared against as those were contemporary (at least when Roddenberry was running the franchise).

      Film science fiction has always been inferior to the depth and soul searching that happens in print and is a general problem with the medium.

      Arguably, the original series of "Outer Limits" was on it's average, a far better science vehicle than any incarnation of Trek . "Twilight Zone", when it felt like being Sci-FI, was generally great Sci Fi.

    86. Re:not a fan by hairyfeet · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Oh watch me go off like a mushroom cloud superfly TNT on THAT one, that is one of my biggest WHAT THE FUCK??? moments in the entire history of Star Trek!

      In ST:DS9 they said that the gun the Vulcan that snapped and was killing people on the station was using was "one of the last slug throwers" and was old tech...now wait just a fucking minute. You have a gun that lets you 1.- See through walls several layers deep, no matter what the make of the material, 2.- Give you perfect targeting through those walls, and 3.- Allows you to transport a bullet through any object and hit your target perfectly every time...and you are IN A WAR YOU ARE LOSING and you don't fucking use this gun? WHAT THE HOLY FUCK!!!

      That is when I had to stop watching because it was pissing me off too much, every single Dominion war death could be blamed on leadership too fucking STUPID to hand out a weapon that could easily help them win the war...morons, the entire federation is made up of morons.

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    87. Re:not a fan by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Yeah I have to say I USED to like Pegg until I read that and what I would have to say to him is thus...if 99 out of a 100 people say you smell like dogshit? Then maybe you should take a fucking bath. When 99 out of a 100 people are going "What the fuck is with all these damned lens flares, its distracting and annoying"? Then maybe your ass might ought to tone that shit down just to be on the safe side.

      But of course that is ignoring the dirty truth which is that Abrams and Bay really don't give a flying fuck WHAT the audience thinks as long as they can get enough "sheeple" to buy the shit, the are the ultimate corporate creation, movies by focus groups. As I said at least when people pointed out how much they fucking HATE Jar Jar Lucas put his ass on a bus, when you complain to either Bay or Abrams you can bet your last dollar they'll do whatever you hated twice as much just to flip you the bird.

      To me that is the worst part, its all cynical market driven product placement "processed movie product" designed NOT because somebody wanted to tell a good story, had some interesting characters, hell even had just a cool idea they wanted to see on the screen, nope this is all just designed by and for marketing and I have a feeling that in 20 years these films will be looked at as trashy garbage like the serials of the 40s or the cheap sci-fi designed to cash in on Star Wars in the 70s. Just because they have a big budget doesn't make it any good and I honestly don't think either director gives a shit about whether its good or not, its all about how much money they can make on the merchandising.

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    88. Re: not a fan by dbIII · · Score: 2

      LOL - It's the long beach power plant at L.A.! It's what a 1960s power station looks like.

    89. Re:not a fan by rishistar · · Score: 1

      I also noticed a trend where it seems to me that each new incarnation of the Dr is a bit younger than the previous. If they want to keep that consistency, they're going to have to pick someone really young for the next (and last if my count of 12 is correct) Doctor.

      I'm waiting for the big reveal in the 50th anniversary special where it's revealed the Doctor is actually the lovechild of a Timelord and Mork from Ork.

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    90. Re:not a fan by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Hmm, yes.... If only there was something he could with his spaceship, with Spock's captured ship and load of red matter (unless the plot has already thankfully begun to fade from my mind), from his now current position in the past. If only there was something he could do like... show up in his huge fucking ship and warn that the star was going to nova or, since Spock was thrown into the past as well, team up with that Spock to make sure there's no fuck ups this time around.

      Gosh, if only....

    91. Re:not a fan by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > The sad part about some of the "technology" in Star Trek is that real phenomena and scientific theories can be used to explain at least some of those concepts (such as quantum teleportation and 3D printers) that should be at least correctly referenced in the current series reboot rather than pulling BS out of their hind end.

      Yes, what he said.

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    92. Re:not a fan by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Firefly does not belong to the same era.

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    93. Re:not a fan by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      ...and I believe that both predate trek.

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    94. Re:not a fan by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Not really the point. With Firefly, it wasn't really about the effects, it was about the script and acting. The stories would have worked as a stage play.

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    95. Re:not a fan by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      And is it just me, but does anyone else read Christopher Pike when the see Christopher Pine's name written?

      It is heartening to learn that I am not alone, after all. :)

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    96. Re:not a fan by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Your perceptions would be more accurate, were you actually to watch TOS, which you evidently have not done.

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    97. Re:not a fan by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2

      Actually, it was an old brewery. Otherwise, spot on.

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    98. Re:not a fan by Lincolnshire+Poacher · · Score: 0

      [Pegg:] Probably some film student who wanted to demonstrate his or her knowledge of film terminology

      Oh my, if only I was as informed about visual effects as Mr Pegg.

      First, it's not a film term; it comes from photography. Lens flare indicates poor composure highlighting the flaws of the lens.

      The first lens flare meme in filmed entertainment that I recall was in Babylon 5's CGI scenes, and we mocked that even though we loved the show and we weren't film students.

      So now Mr Abrahms has discovered the technique for emphasising 'immediacy' and no-one may criticise.

    99. Re:not a fan by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen the new one yet, but your point does hold true for the 2009 one now that I think about it. Abrams has done some very good jobs at the more cerebral sci-fi. Lost (even though it wasn't sci-fi per se - or rather it didn't start that way at least) and Fringe definitely offer that thought invoking aspect, so it isn't as if he is incapable of it.

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    100. Re:not a fan by niftydude · · Score: 1

      There is no "absolute position". Anything running on inertia can be said to be said to be moving at any velocity you choose depending on your frame of reference, including motionless. Now, planets don't run solely on inertia -- they orbit because of gravity. But gravity folds spacetime, which is still what you're travelling through. Plenty of good reason to think you'll end up at basically the same position relative to the barycenter of the most significant gravity sources of your point of departure.

      Even if I was to suspend belief and buy this argument that you end up at the same position relative to the barycenter of the most significant gravity sources of your departure (I don't), you would still need to travel through space. Consider the situation where you travel back in time one hour. The earth is rotating - so if you started on the east coast of a continent, and arrived at the same point relative to the barycenter, you would end up somewhere in the ocean. Even if you were to travel back only in increments of 24 hours to avoid this situation - the earth doesn't spin perfectly- it has processional wobble about a tilted axis - you would end up far above or below ground - not too useful. You would still need some sort of space travel.

      And things get worse the farther you go back - things like meteor collisions throughout the ages will all jiggle the Earth further and further from the original radius of orbit of the sun. If you travel through time, you will need to also travel through space at some point to get to where you want to go.

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    101. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I can think of is the end of Timelash, where the Doctor flies the TARDIS into the path of a missile and Peri watches as it's destroyed.

      Then the TARDIS rematerializes.

      Peri: "Okay, Doctor. Fill us in."
      Doctor: "Fill you in?"
      Peri: "Why weren't you blown up?"
      Doctor: "Ah. I'll explain one day. It's a neat trick."

      At least modern Who makes some attempt to explain what's going on. I'll take a stretch over "oh, nevermind that, you silly audience".

    102. Re:not a fan by devent · · Score: 1

      I watched that StarTrek2009 and I'm 30. It was good compared to the ST:NG movies, which were just boring.
      But StarTrek2009 have no story. It's just Too Fast Too Furious in Space. Or Mission Impossible in Space.

      In StarTrek2009 Kirk is just a douchbag that should be thrown out from StarTrek and would normally never get near a space ship. But because this is StarTrek and he is Kirk the script demand that he got captain at the end. What ever fine. It's not like the ST:NG movies were any good,

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    103. Re:not a fan by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the factories were shut. How can you make a gun when your entire manufacturing infrastructure has been undermined by replicators that can reproduce anything instantly?!?

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    104. Re:not a fan by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Having not seen the film I can't comment, but I'm assuming that the mechanism of time-travel was established relatively early on. This would make it Deus in machina -- the all-powerful element is part of the known continuity of the universe.

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    105. Re:not a fan by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see what Steven Moffat could do with Star Trek.

      Yes, it would be hugely entertaining to focus almost exclusively on the angst and loneliness of being a starship captain, seeking solice in superficial relationships to try to ease the eternal pain.... And the angst and loneliness of being a half-human Vulcan, seeking solice in superficial logic to try to ease the eternal pain.... And the angst and loneliness of being in love with your captain, who does not even look at you.... And the angst and loneliness of every single creature in the universe being your sworn enemy, existing only because of you and only to hunt you down and destroy you.

      Moffat's an emo, writing self-indulgent cathartic claptrap, plumbing the depths of self-doubt, resolved in a flash of sudden self-confidence and a stupidly bombastic piece of near-tuneless music then "bang, flash...I am the Doctor" and done.

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    106. Re:not a fan by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      We in the gamer world have been complaining about lens flare for about a decade and a half now. It's a relatively cheap gimmick which is fine, as all cheap gimmicks are, if used occasionally. In video games which overuse it, it is extremely irritating.

      I've not seen Star Trek, but if they overuse it then it is a bad thing, whatever Mr Pegg has to say on the subject. I think it's fair to say that sci-fi fans have seen enough CGI action shots in their time to know when a visual effect is overused.

    107. Re:not a fan by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Yeah I miss the old Bonds. The new one is okay but he's a little too grim for me. Bond movies are supposed to be fun.

    108. Re:not a fan by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      More specifically that new content requires endless boring suck saturation marketing which often means no one really gives a crap about it. Wasn't going to comment but the header 'unread' for being over the top with photo is nothing more than a blatant , 'OH NO' nobody gives a crap about star trek any more, we desperately need to generate interest.

      I've already seen some Jerk Jerk A (this reflects my boredom with fabricated Hollywood hero worship, actors, directors, producers ) comments, where he is claiming greater interest in Star Wars and has less personal interest in Star Trek, which does not bode will for the current movie.

      Never forget that a good story needs creative skilled writing, where as modern saturation advertising content only needs a cartoon story board that vaguely links together a string of action scenes. As for the movie itself, haven't bothered to watch a trailer through to the end let alone be likely to waste any time on the movie, Star Trek is dead, meh who cares, never was a trekkie.

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    109. Re:not a fan by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      The first lens flare meme in filmed entertainment that I recall was in Babylon 5's CGI scenes, and we mocked that even though we loved the show and we weren't film students.

      Whether this was intentional or not, lens flare served a rather useful function in early Babylon 5 episodes -- it subtley said "you are not here". Which is fair enough, because you're never going to be floating in space watching shuttles approaching a space station with your naked eye. Early Bablyon 5 was based on the station, and shots outside were establishing shots, or "meanwhile" shots of an incoming spacecraft presaging the latest crisis, or someone leaving, marking resolution. But the viewer, as an observer of the action, was rooted firmly on the space station. In Babylon 5, the action came to you (or at least in the first series or two... the series did lose something as it got older, was it a concidence that it lost momentum when the main characters started flying around in spaceships regularly?

      So in a sense, JJ Abrams is being slightly daft and missing the point. By trying to create "immediacy" and "authenticity" by mimicking the look of fly-on-the-wall documentaries, he may in fact be losing it by removing the audience's illusion of being an actual fly on the wall.

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    110. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, just wow.. You couldn't be any more wrong if you tried.

      Everything from the Earth, our Sun, our Galaxy, local cluster etc is constantly moving to space it has not been in before, in fact all of the local clusters are part of an immense stream that is moving in a linear direction all the while the parts of the stream are doing their own little circular movements. These are measured facts. Just because you don't personally know how to calculate the exact position in space that the earth was in a certain amount of time ago relative, yes relative, to where it is now doesn't mean that location doesn't exist. My god the hubris...

      You do not need to know any "absolute position" other than to take your current location in the best way you can then try as best you can to calculate the earths position at a prior time relative to now by taking into account every movement factor that you can measure which would have affected it's location over time. I would fully expect each attempt/failure would provide interesting movement data until they ended up close enough to the desired location to be able to tell that it was their destination. From that point on they would be able to pinpoint such "Time transfers" very accurately.

      Of course, I don't believe in time "travel" at all in reality. I don't believe that there is some physical place called the "past" that one could get to by some means. I believe that all the matter that made up the "past" is right here right now in the eternal present. The "past" is just a prior configuration of the material in the present. But regardless of that I still love a good time travel story, so long as it's consistent.
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      Because it's not wrong.

      There is no "absolute position". Anything running on inertia can be said to be said to be moving at any velocity you choose depending on your frame of reference, including motionless. Now, planets don't run solely on inertia -- they orbit because of gravity. But gravity folds spacetime, which is still what you're travelling through. Plenty of good reason to think you'll end up at basically the same position relative to the barycenter of the most significant gravity sources of your point of departure.

      You wouldn't time travel to the "same location in a different time" because that doesn't exist. The current time is part of the coordinates in the time-space continuum. We ignore that in our everyday lives as we constantly time travel forward, because our position relative to the barycenter of the most significant local gravity source -- the Earth -- does not change substantially.

      Where do you think they would go if it isn't the approximate same location as measured from the local planet/solar system/galactic center/appropriate scale alternative? Every other location in the universe save that one seems like an arbitrary choice to me.*

      *Okay, I can imagine another location: perhaps if you worked out what would happen if you ran the universe backwards, but without gravity, such that everything is inertia, you could end up there. Seems unlikely though. How often does that sort of thing happen in physics where you basically have to backtrack through an alternate history to determine how real history happened? If we accept that time travel exists, we can accept that it's weird, but I'd go for a simpler answer while we're basically making shit up anyway. I think most people think of this as time travelling back 6 months in time and ending up on the opposite side of the sun, as if the sun were the center of the universe and time a universal constant.

    111. Re:not a fan by martinux · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bravo. I wish I had mod-points.

      I saw a movie that explored:
      The potential effects of interfering with an early-stage civilization. (Prime Directive 101)
      The needs of the many and the one.
      Xenophobia and the militaristic response to it.
      The relative nature of ethical decisions.
      The fragility of the utopian Federation image.
      Humanity's ongoing battle with it's base drives.

      It may have been heavy-handed in places but all of this is pure Trek. I've much more sympathy with those who compained that it revisits old territory a bit too often. This is Trek with a new coat of paint and an adrenaline shot to the heart. Silly, brilliant, thought-provoking and exciting. It leaves the door open for new fans and has enough intellectual fodder for those who want to wonder about the aforementioned issues.

    112. Re:not a fan by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      I also noticed a trend where it seems to me that each new incarnation of the Dr is a bit younger than the previous. If they want to keep that consistency, they're going to have to pick someone really young for the next (and last if my count of 12 is correct) Doctor.

      I'm waiting for the big reveal in the 50th anniversary special where it's revealed the Doctor is actually the lovechild of a Timelord and Mork from Ork.

      OMG.. if Matt Smith ever said, "Nanu, nanu" I would die laughing. And then never watch the show again.

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    113. Re:not a fan by flayzernax · · Score: 1

      Thanks, thats a much more eloquent and assertive point of view =)

    114. Re:not a fan by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      Matt Smith is far better than David Tennent to me, and I grew up watching the Fourth Doctor.

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    115. Re:not a fan by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      In the 2009 Star Trek, Nero has an unpredictable time machine. He got sent back in time by accident, he just as easily could have been sent into the future or destroyed. So he had an astronomically small chance to go back to his own time and save his own family. And he was sent back in time hundreds of years, so if his plot to wipe out the Klingons and the Federation succeeded, he would have plenty of time left to give the Romulans all the technology they could ever need to avoid the supernova when it happened.

      I think that's better storytelling than most time travel stories. As far as I'm concerned, the list of movies with good time travel plotlines is Back to the Future (part 1) and 2009 Star Trek. I can't think of a single other film that does it well, for the reasons you state.

    116. Re:not a fan by unitron · · Score: 1

      To be fair, you have to compare to the family section of one's local newspaper back in the mid '60s.

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    117. Re:not a fan by unitron · · Score: 1

      Both of which came later than TOS, and to a certain extent took advantage of the trail blazed by it.

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    118. Re:not a fan by unitron · · Score: 1

      ...And is it just me, but does anyone else read Christopher Pike when the see Christopher Pine's name written?

      Not just you, I keep expecting to see them say he's playing the part of Captain Jeffrey Hunter. : - )

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    119. Re:not a fan by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      What, right in the middle of the hippie, anti-war, anti-government free love, kill your parents generation? Trek lagged behind. "Dear Abby, my daughter refuses to listen to me. She does all kinds of drugs, listens to loud music and has had sex with hundreds of men. And women. What do I do?"

      "Dear Abby. My 8th grade son insists he is gay. I think he's going through a phase. What do I do?"

      In the mid-sixties, our small town got it's first strip joint, and the front page had one of the working girls handing the mayor her bra. (Seen from the back, but nevertheless.) Now that's all passe, of course.

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    120. Re:not a fan by PianoMan8 · · Score: 1

      "The original did a good job too."

      I'm sorry.. I agree with everything in your post, but I think, perhaps unintentionally by phrasing, you're short changing TOS here. The original one was almost entirely about social commentary, and it did a fantastic job. Thats why we're still talking about it decades later. Watch TOS through the lens of the times: cold war, racial instability, space race, technology leaps, counterculture, the end of imperialism.. All issues addressed head on.. in fact, one could argue it went too far. TNG also had some of this, but the time it was written in didn't allow such fertile ground for such work. Really, TNG is true to the series, but TOS is far and away the standard bearer for social commentary.

      Things that are completely lacking in the reboot, as pretty much everyone agrees.

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    121. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No,firefly was not arguably superior.....It was superior in every way, and there can be no argument.

    122. Re:not a fan by rpresser · · Score: 1

      If you use up screen time with pretty colors and snappy writing, by definition, there is less time for careful exposition of complicated ideas.

    123. Re:not a fan by rpresser · · Score: 1

      Hey Pegg, you've got a bit of something brown there on your nose.

      I would pay TRIPLE ADMISSION if JJ replaced all the headache-causing lens flare with just 5 minutes of thought-causing idea.

      I'm not knocking lens flare because I'm smug. I'm knocking it because it fucking hurts my goddamn eyes and leaves me with a half hour headache after the movie ends. No way am I seeing this in 3D.

      While I'm griping ... has JJ Abrams ever done ANYTHING without dragging fucking time travel into it eventually?

    124. Re:not a fan by rpresser · · Score: 1

      You meant a tenet of writing, not a tenant -- an article of faith, not someone who lives inside.

      Brought to you by A.S.S.H.A.T.S. Grammar & Usage division.

    125. Re:not a fan by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Thank you. this is why I refuse to watch ANYTHING by Bay or Abrams in theaters, because at least when I play it on a PC I can use the player to tone down the bright flashing bullshit so I don't end the evening with a skull thumper from hell. My Ex GF used to complain about that so i said "Fine, Transformers 2 is playing at the theater, lets go" and sure enough after walking out she said "Okay I get it, now my eyes hurt and my ears are ringing"

      This is coming from somebody who LOOOVVVVVEEESSS Action and Sci-Fi, hell I went to see the original Predator and First Blood like half a dozen times each just so I could enjoy the big screen, but Abrams and Bay are like being assaulted by the movie, Abrams with a billion damned flashing lights and lens flares and Bay with blasting sound effects and jump cuts making shit look like it was shot by an epileptic. I'm sorry but that is not pleasant and NOT what Star Trek was about, watch Wrath or Undiscovered again and see what the difference a decent director makes.

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    126. Re:not a fan by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you are joking or not, if not it was established several times that one of the reasons the federation didn't trade tech was that "That replicator that can give you food can just as easily give you a gun" so once they had the template (which again was stated was in their database which was how the Vulcan made it) they could have cranked that thing out like flapjacks.

      So this isn't even an "it would be immoral" like using Saron's sun exploder tech that Picard found to take out the home system of the enemy, this is a gun that would give your troops a HUGE advantage against an enemy that is bred in tanks to be disposable (and thus you should feel no guilt in wasting, as they are programmed to obey their "gods" and can't be reasoned with) so the only reason NOT to use this tech would be the leaders are retards.

      This of course isn't even getting into the fact that the federation knew how to use time travel which meant that when it looked like they were gonna lose the war all it would have took is sending back a single ship to before the Dominion ever came through and closing the wormhole. Any way you slice it the federation comes off being like Chuck at SFDebris described the republic in the prequels "who deserve to lose because its just run all stupid".

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    127. Re:not a fan by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Nope sorry, because you are ignoring the fact that he made one of the most blatant cardinal sins of any bad guy which is lampooned even today, so sure by his time he would have actually read a book or seen a film and known that was a bad idea, which was you NEVER assume your plan is gonna work so you at the very least have a backup plan.

      I mean we are talking about the complete wiping out of his home planet and everyone he has ever loved for piss sake, you do NOT leave that much up to chance! I mean you go ask anybody who hasn't seen the movie what they would do and they will ALWAYS give you the same answer "Warn everybody", when every person comes up with the same obvious answer and your bad guy doesn't do that with ZERO explanation? I'm sorry but that is a plothole you can drive a truck through, right up there with Picard going back in time 3 minutes when if he would have went back 2 weeks he would have saved his family, the research station AND got the bad guy.

      the only way for that plot to work would be if the guy is completely batshit or a drooling moron and he never struck me as either of those so I'm gonna chalk it up to shitty writing. Lets face it most time travel in ST has been piss poor at best, but this is "I have no time to explain!" while setting in a time machine level of stupid in my book.

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    128. Re: not a fan by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

      He could have captured Spock and collapsed the star that caused the initial singularity in the prime timeline.

      Just because you have a load of uranium and hydrogen on your hands, doesn't mean you have what it takes to build a hydrogen bomb. Nero's (and Spock's) trip to the past was a fluke, not something that could be duplicated with any control. When you're feeling as nihlistic as Nero was and the only tool you have in hand is an awfully big hammer, the universe starts looking like a nail.

    129. Re:not a fan by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Was that the only word I used incorrectly? A personal best!

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    130. Re:not a fan by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I started watching TNG after watching 200 episodes (in a row) of Star Gate SG1 for the first time, and TNG seemed very slow in comparison. I still love TNG but Star Gate is by far the best SciFi of our time (that and Battle Star Galactica).

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    131. Re:not a fan by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Agreed, I am not giving TOS enough credit. I didn't realize the impact of the influence it had until I read this ...
      http://www.npr.org/2011/01/17/132942461/Star-Treks-Uhura-Reflects-On-MLK-Encounter

    132. Re:not a fan by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      The poor treatment of Uhura was strictly a result of the network and not Roddenberry. Roddenberry had his faults, and he was as sexist as they come in many regards, but it was the network that pushed back against the idea of a black, female command officer. As a matter of fact, they specifically allowed Uhura to take command in one of the animated episodes to make up for the fact that they weren't allowed to do so in the live-action series.

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    133. Re:not a fan by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I have to disagree. I'm only 28, and had only really dived into the franchise about 3 years ago, so I'm hardly an obstinate old-timer. Heck, I enjoyed the 2009 re-imagining of the TOS because of the novelty in it's portrayal. I forgave the limited scope of topics covered because it was an origin story, and there's only so much time to allocate in a single movie.

      ST:ID was a terrific action film and I had a lot of fun watching it. But at the same time, I was disappointed as a trek fan. They'd finished telling the origin story, this was their first opportunity to throw me some red meat, but instead I just got what was fundamentally a action movie in space. This movie's drama was character-driven, which is typically a good thing in story-telling, but at the same time, the higher intellectual dilemmas were scoped out of the movie. Losing the forest for the trees.

      I don't even care about consistency with the universe's lore, or even plot holes. For me, good sci-fi is about taking humanity(or it's equivalent) out of this world and into another, so that the fundamental human experience common to both the real world and the constructed fictional world, can be drawn into stark contrast. I don't care about the science behind Data, he's just a plot device through which to muse over what it is to be human. I don't care about the differences between human and Vulcan biology(though it's mildly interesting), they have always been a juxtaposition between cold intellect and (relatively) raw emotion.

      In this new star trek movie:
      1) The potential effects of interfering with an early-stage civilization. (Prime Directive 101) - They didn't really raise any commentary on the ethics of interference here. They simply lived in the moment, with Spock raising the question of whether it was right or not, then Kirk making his decision. The results were shown. There wasn't really any evaluation of the pros vs. cons of the two decision laid out from an ethical perspective. Ultimately this scene was driven by the characters rather than higher moral principles, with the choices spelled out as "This is what _____ would do in this situation". The prime directive has been covered more than once in Trek lore and much better. I think this scene was mainly here to make an explosive intro, show that the crew has had several missions under it's belt, and make an inside-joke to old fans to say "Hahaha, the new Kirk doesn't give a damn about the Prime Directive either", rather than to look at the dilemma in a way that enlightens the audience about contemporary conduct.

      2) The needs of the many and the one. - Again, this problem happened in the movie, but it wasn't actually discussed. It really only comes up in the intro scene. If they wanted this to be an important theme it could have been discussed in several other events in the movie, but it wasn't.

      3) Xenophobia and the militaristic response to it. - I don't think this was part of this movie. There was indeed an increase in militaristic sentiment, but it was in response to a clear danger raised in this universe where the Federation has all the same enemies, but virtually no Vulcans. Plenty of aliens were already part of the Federation at this point, Xenophobia within the Federation was an issue for Captain Archer's time, not Captain Kirk's.

      4) The relative nature of ethical decisions. - I'm not sure which decision you're referring to here. If you mean the analysis of how different characters would decide in a given situation, I concede that this was indeed covered.

      5) The fragility of the utopian Federation image. - Super interesting as a point of lore, and I was super excited when I heard what organization the antagonist had been operating under for the past year. (for the last 4 years with no TV trek series, I'd believed that a new trek series revolving around this organization would have been ideal as the darker tone of their mission would play very well with today's more cynical audiences who have been tuning into shows like 24, or BSG, with anti-h

    134. Re:not a fan by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > In about 10 years humans will finally meet aliens

      Ok, I'm mildly interested. Is this your own private conviction, or are you basing it on something?

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    135. Re:not a fan by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Dam straight. ST:TNG was a good social commentary disguised as sci-fi.

      Dam straight. ST:TNG was a good social commentary disguised as generally boring and pedestrian sci-fi.

      Fixed it for you.

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    136. Re:not a fan by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Watch TOS through the lens of the times: cold war, racial instability, space race, technology leaps, counterculture, the end of imperialism.

      Ok, I'll bite. Now watch Into Darkness through the lens of 9/11; the war against terrorism, the militarization of government, "enhanced" infantry, internal struggles in government between "following the rules" and "achieving the objective at any cost". The plot is so currently relevant, it almost runs the risk of appearing archaic in 20 years, like TOS racism episodes seem now.

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    137. Re: not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That he could have handed over to the Romulans for a nice commission on the council. Also his knowledge of the next 80 or so years would be most valuable, in that he would be able to advance the Romulans way past that of the Federation, and then taken his revenge with all of Romulus. The point is J.J. Abrams does not know how time travel works and uses it as a nifty plot device. So far, Back to the Future, Terminator, and Continuum have offered the only really good examples of time travel and alternate timelines.

      So far JJ has swung and missed twice, he has one more and it had better be a home run, if not he should be shot... out of a cannon... into the sun.

    138. Re:not a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the first Battle Star. that one was great at exploring social commentary for its time, and can be cited because it is close enough to the TOS movies

    139. Re: not a fan by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

      You're thinking like a scheming gamer, not a man of passion. (and remember we're talking about a Reman here!) who has seen his entire family, and world shattered into dust. Nero wasn't a professor, nor an intellectual, he was an individual driven by passionate revenge. And that's a driving force for a Romulan the way honor is for a Klingon.

    140. Re:not a fan by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      The synthesized extract from Khan's blood will never ever EVER be used again in any abrahms star trek film.

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  2. Khan by ravenswood1000 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Yep. He was there.

    1. Re:Khan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks for spoiling it. Asshole.

    2. Re:Khan by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      IMDB spoiled it days ago.

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    3. Re:Khan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks for spoiling it. Asshole.

      Oh dont act all hurt because somebody spoilt it for you...as if you came to the comments section in Slashdot *not* expecting spoilers.

  3. But did they reverse the polarity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    characters, plot, action, blah blah blah. What I really want to know is: did they reverse the polarity of the bussard collectors and bring to warp a tachyon beam?

    1. Re:But did they reverse the polarity? by flayzernax · · Score: 2

      No, he is very sparing with the technobabble but it is absolutely B.S. when it gets used... completely unrealistic. Not that the original technobable was good. I think they may have been trying to be intentionally humorous there.

      The plot was simple. But the meaning behind the characters interaction with the plot was deep enough if your not completely mentally retarded. You will enjoy that. It had a Star Trek message in it.

    2. Re:But did they reverse the polarity? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      They shamelessly copied some scenes from the second trek movie but reversed their polarity, and then rubbed it painfully in your face. Just as well I saw it on a cheap tuesday but I still felt ripped off.

  4. Not MY Star Trek... by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I wanted to watch attractive, young people doing exciting things, I'd watch sports.

    1. Re:Not MY Star Trek... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the original series? Ok, well DeForest Kelley's attractiveness is debatable, but the young William Shatner is an 8 out of 10.

    2. Re:Not MY Star Trek... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems you're part of the 1%.

    3. Re:Not MY Star Trek... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or the original series? Ok, well DeForest Kelley's attractiveness is debatable, but the young William Shatner is an 8 out of 10.

      I don't care if DeForest Kelley was attractive or not. I'd rather have his McCoy as my medical doctor any day.

    4. Re:Not MY Star Trek... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      It appears nobody got the reference....

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    5. Re:Not MY Star Trek... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What reference?

    6. Re:Not MY Star Trek... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      This one. (You have to wait through a commercial, apologies.)

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    7. Re:Not MY Star Trek... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean watching that 5mil/yr baseball star just sitting out the whole year cause of his sprained ankle?

    8. Re:Not MY Star Trek... by Guppy · · Score: 1

      If I wanted to watch attractive, young people doing exciting things, I'd watch sports.

      Or Porn!

    9. Re:Not MY Star Trek... by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Did you misspell "porn"?

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    10. Re:Not MY Star Trek... by unitron · · Score: 1

      No, they said attractive.

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    11. Re:Not MY Star Trek... by g1nG3Rj0urNAl157 · · Score: 1

      If I wanted to watch attractive, young people doing exciting things, I'd watch sports.

      oh . . . you mean pr0N!

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  5. Really? by beelsebob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're trying to claim that the original StarTrek wasn't a chauvinistic, womanising series in which Uhura was portrayed as an independant woman?

    Seriously... What?

    You can many points about how this differs from the original StarTrek, but that sure as hell isn't one of them.

    Personally, I think this StarTrek is probably the most StarTrek that StarTrek has been in a long time.

    1. Re:Really? by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It was the 60s, Star Trek TOS was very progressive for its time. Gene Roddenberry had Majel Barrett playing the first officer in the pilot, but the network made him change it.

    2. Re:Really? by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      Sure, but "progressive for its time" is not the same as "uhura was an independent woman".

    3. Re:Really? by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 0

      You're trying to claim that the original StarTrek wasn't a chauvinistic, womanising series in which Uhura was portrayed as an independant woman?

      Seriously... What?

      You can many points about how this differs from the original StarTrek, but that sure as hell isn't one of them.

      Personally, I think this StarTrek is probably the most StarTrek that StarTrek has been in a long time.

      Star Trek had degenerated into some candy ass soap that was one step up from a cross between Guiding Light and the Teletubbies. These new movies are a definite improvement... less hippie love and more nasty. But our heroes are still stepping out of space shuttles onto planetoids and alien planets that for some strange reason always have a breathable atmosphere, earth gravity and no hostile micro organisms their immune systems are unfamiliar with... And why do they need space ships if Khan can beam himself accross hundreds of light years to the Klingon home world? Ahhhhh... The joy of science fiction (mostly fiction but with a pinch of science sprinkled on top for total realism).

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    4. Re:Really? by Zeromous · · Score: 2

      Yeah I'm fairly certain JJ noticed this and is playing it up. It wasn't until next gen and later voyager that we see equality TRULY take hold in star fleet. I even see DS9 as a transition between the two, the idea that women can be soldiers and fight as hard as any man on the station. Next Gen was still very much in the lip-service to equality phase....

      Again, more of an element that Star Trek reflects more of current culture than some imaginary future culture.

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    5. Re:Really? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're other points are also invalid, but this one:

      But our heroes are still stepping out of space shuttles onto planetoids and alien planets that for some strange reason always have a breathable atmosphere

      Stood out as the worst for me. Why would they step out of a space shuttle if the planted didn't have a breathable atmosphere?

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    6. Re:Really? by Minwee · · Score: 5, Informative

      The problem is that you're comparing Star Trek (1966 - 1969) to television from this century.

      Seriously, compare the role of Uhura to anything else that was on the air or in the theatres at that time.

      She wasn't the mom or the maid. She wasn't blonde. She was a female character in a position of responsibility, even if her job was just to repeat everything the computer says, and did things which were more important than baking cookies for the male characters or screaming whenever the villain showed up.

      You didn't see much of that on "The Lucy Show", "The Jackie Gleason Show", "The Beverley Hillbillies", "Hogan's Heroes", "Hawaii Five-O", "Casino Royale", "Thoroughly Modern Millie", or "Lost in Space".

      But don't listen to me, listen to what Dr. Martin Luther King had to say about it.

    7. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Seriously yeah. Go back and watch the original series, yes she had a miniskirt, it was the 60s, but she was her own character. As a bridge officer she played a role as part of the crew. She wasn't a love interest or married to the captain and not talked about as anything other than an officer. The one time she did make out with Kirk it was against their will (bad alien forces, blah blah) and happened to be the first inter-racial kiss on US TV.

    8. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Uhura was shown to be a strong, independent woman in the original series. She doesn't get a lot of screen time, but she holds her own. (Especially considering the time period.) She's almost always shown in a positive, independent light and I think she's one of the few sci-fi women who never (or rarely) needs to be protected or rescued. Look at Charlie X, Mirror Mirror, Search for Spock... compared to most franchises, sci-fi or not, Uhura does surprisingly well.

    9. Re:Really? by fermion · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Uhura was a major character, she was black, and she was a telephone operator. So take the good with the bad. The woman who is and will always be Uhura, Nichelle Nichols, has, evidence suggests, had a great impact on the self esteem of young black women. So take the good with the bad.

      The first episode of Star Trek, The Man Trap,certainly reflected women in a negative light, as demon who will suck you dry as quickly as they say they love you. Predators who are only interested in what they can get, and will give only as much as they have to bleed you dry. When they are done with you they will just find another, and when they are done with them, and you are rejuvenated, they will deal with you. Yes very misogynistic.

      But Star Trek changed with new episodes and new series. While this is called the reboot, really ST:TNG did that, by advancing time and creating a new reality in line with what we in the late 80's saw our hopes to be. Then DS9 and Voyager continued to match Star Trek to out expectation of a universe accesible to everyone.

      Though they were criticisms, the series and film continued the story, until Enterprise. I think that they messed up on Enterprise because no one really wants a starship that is broken, we saw that from the films, and the earth that was presented certainly wasn't the earth that would be expected given the very rich and varied mythology of the show. The way to deal with the past was not to go to the past, but to jump to another future, as was done with TNG.

      That said what Abrams is doing is not a reboot. BSG was a reboot. The new Doctor Who is a reboot. What this Star Trek is more akin to the new Charlie's Angles, a brazen attempt to generate huge amounts of cash based on old ideas. This is, as some characterized the remake of Indiana Jones, purely physical and sexual assault.

      There would have been so many ways to use these actors in different characters. What would, god help us, the children of Riker and Deanna look like and do? The DS9 timeline is not popular, but there were some interesting life forms. Everyone is complaining about the mythology and timeline, but that is not the problem. The problem is the characters of Star Trek is stuck in the 60's. Trying to make them fit what we have today is not rational. The black woman is not automatically the telephone operator. The white man is not automatically the leader. It seems that the movie is made to promote the nostalgia that so many feel, that the 60's, when everyone knew their place, was better.

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    10. Re:Really? by bitt3n · · Score: 2

      I agree with the OP, this movie almost entirely shirks its responsibility to subvert the patriarchal hegemony. I award it two out of ten burning bras.

    11. Re:Really? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      You're trying to claim that the original StarTrek wasn't a chauvinistic, womanising series in which Uhura was portrayed as an independant woman?

      If you're concerned with chauvinism, you should have noticed that ToS was a parable about an international crew under the benevolent command of an American captain, who occasionally had to yank the Russian's chain to keep him under control.

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    12. Re:Really? by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Uhura was shown to be a strong, independent woman in the original series. She doesn't get a lot of screen time, but she holds her own. (Especially considering the time period.) She's almost always shown in a positive, independent light and I think she's one of the few sci-fi women who never (or rarely) needs to be protected or rescued. Look at Charlie X, Mirror Mirror, Search for Spock... compared to most franchises, sci-fi or not, Uhura does surprisingly well.

      And holy crap, she was on the command deck of a military vessel.

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    13. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, but "progressive for its time" is an ideal that the modern Trek should probably strive for to be "like Trek". Clearly that's not what they're going for, and they won't care to with apologists saying they don't have to. Not that it really matters, I guess. Trek doesn't have to push any envelopes or boundaries to make a lot of money.

    14. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhura was retconned into being a major character. In the original show, she was only about half of the episodes, and then almost always just as background eye-candy.

    15. Re:Really? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

      She wasn't the mom or the maid. She wasn't blonde. She was a female character in a position of responsibility...
      You didn't see much of that on ..."The Beverley Hillbillies"

      Miss Hathaway was all that. Of course, TBH paralleled TOS in many ways, with the characters mapping closely:

      Jed Clampett - Kirk
      Jethro - Generic red shirt
      Granny - combination of McCoy and Scotty
      Elly Mae Clampett - Nurse Chapel
      Miss Hathaway - Spock
      Mr. Drysdale - Kahn

      If you can't see this connection, you are probably sober.

    16. Re:Really? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

      That said what Abrams is doing is not a reboot... The new Doctor Who is a reboot.

      In what sense is Trek not a reboot, but new Who is?

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    17. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently watched some of the first season of next gen and noticed that there was a guy in the womens starfleet uniform in the background on some scenes... I didn't remember noticing that when they originally aired.

    18. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must watch this "Charlies Angles" show. It sounds like it might be different.

    19. Re:Really? by mrbester · · Score: 1

      There weren't any independent women until TNG. Even Joan Collins couldn't be one. This is one of the things that defines the era in which it was made.

      However, being black, female and in a position of authority by dint of being a bridge officer, Uhura was probably the most independent of all the female cast. Nurse Chapel was just a nurse, subservient to McCoy. Yeoman Rand, well, she was just Kirk's secretary and backup squeeze when there weren't any Orion slave girls around.

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    20. Re:Really? by mrbester · · Score: 1

      And oh boy, was an unholy stink raised about that. But Lucille Ball basically said "fuck you all" in response. And good for her.

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    21. Re:Really? by Livius · · Score: 1

      Although not played up in the show, Uhura had an extremely important position, would have had one of the highest security clearances of the whole crew, and was in as much life-threatening danger as anyone else on the ship (not counting crewmen in red shirts killed for dramatic effect).

      I think the 2009 movie tried to over-compensate for what now seems to be unbearably sexist situation, but which was a progressive role for the time. That creates imbalance but changes nothing about the realities of the 1960s.

    22. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In DS9: the whole series of stories around Quark's mother (who is a business genius controlling a large part of Ferengi economy while trading is forbidden for females) and also the episodes where Quark's aide turns out to be female. At the end, colonel Kyra is in charge of DS9.

    23. Re:Really? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

      Another Uhura story that I heard was that there was an episode where all of the senior officers were down on the planet and Uhura was left in command. The network nixed that one pretty quick: "A woman?! A BLACK woman!? In charge of a starship!? I don't think so!"

    24. Re:Really? by hibiki_r · · Score: 2

      I remember watching an interview of Nichelle where she talks about how she was unhappy about how she was still getting a relatively uninteresting part, and considered quitting. Apparently she changed her tune when MLK told her that, even if her part was not equal to most men in the show, it was still far better than anything else a black woman would do back then in television. I guess that when MLK tells you that keeping your job is helping black women everywhere, you'd have to be a big jerk to quit.

    25. Re:Really? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      ...even if her job was just to repeat everything the computer says...

      Perhaps you were simply being funny but, for those unfamiliar, Uhura was the senior communications officer on the Enterprise. The comment quoted above is more appropriate for Sigourney Weaver's role as Gwen DeMarco on Galaxy Quest - which is obviously a parody of Uhura.

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    26. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And I recall from BarberShop

      Now, Martin Luther King was a hoe! No, he was a freak. Yeah. He freaking everything and everybody. So come King's birthday, I want everybody to take the day off and get your freak on.

    27. Re:Really? by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

      It was the 60s, Star Trek TOS was very progressive for its time. Gene Roddenberry had Majel Barrett playing the first officer in the pilot, but the network made him change it.

      No it wasn't really. That's one of the really irritating myths of the show. Trek followed much more than it led. And for each forward thought it expressed, I can find plenty that were downright regressive.

    28. Re:Really? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      In the original series you had an Asian as the helmsman. In interviews,Takei has talked about how revolutionary that was for the time. You had a Russian handling weapons systems, during the cold war just a few years after the Cuban Missile Crisis. And you had Uhura, with an interracial kiss with Kirk, the first interracial kiss in television history, while the Civil Rights movement was still being fought. The producers were ready for a firestorem of controversy, but IIRC just one redneck called in, and said since it was Kirk the kiss was OK. Uhura was praised by Martin Luther King Jr, who was soon to be assassinated.

      I think you don't realize the atmosphere in the 60's, and how revolutionary it really was. And that's not talking about the episode where the half white half black aliens fight each other because one is black on the left side and the other is black on the right.

    29. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your rebutal doesn't work. His point is that it never happens that they say "we would like to step out but we can't", so all the planets that they need to interact with have a breathable athmosphere, which is strange.

    30. Re:Really? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Um, Majel Barrett did indeed play Number One, the ship's exec, in "The Cage".

      There were also several TOS episodes with female authority figures, e.g. "The Enterprise Incident".

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    31. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She also proved handy with a judo throw and/or hand phaser on more than one occasion. And once with a dagger.

    32. Re:Really? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      She also got one of the best and funniest damned comeback lines ever to make it past the 1960s TV censors:

      A shirtless SULU, sword in one hand, grabs Uhura with the other: Ah, fair maiden!

      UHURA, a bit breathlessly: Sorry, neither!

      (From "The Naked Time", IIRC.)

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    33. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not just any military vessel, either. It was the flagship of a galactic fleet.

    34. Re:Really? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2

      The first episode of Star Trek, The Man Trap,certainly reflected women in a negative light, as demon who will suck you dry as quickly as they say they love you. Predators who are only interested in what they can get, and will give only as much as they have to bleed you dry. When they are done with you they will just find another, and when they are done with them, and you are rejuvenated, they will deal with you. Yes very misogynistic.

      Manage to fast-forward past the scene where the creature assumes a male form in order to try to put the drop on Rand and Uhura, did you?

      Thanks for playing!

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    35. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why wouldn't they? They'd just have to wear a space suit. But somehow they never need to...

    36. Re:Really? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Good point. Worth noting that ToS took a lot of its cues from ancient mythology, and the succubus of legend (which is what this episode riffs on) is rather different in its behaviour from the incubus. The succubus also has precursors in sirens and similar myths, where the goal is death of the possession of the man's soul. The incubus is really just a guy out to get his wicked way with women. These two parallel threads continue the old view that casual sex is fun for blokes but makes victims of women, and the notion of the wife as a "ball and chain" to the man. By starting with a female succubus archetype, the episode plugged into existing folk consciousness, then added the twist that equalised men and women in terms of gender politics.

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    37. Re:Really? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      Must watch this "Charlies Angles" show. It sounds like it might be different.

      It can be a bit obtuse at times.

    38. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DS9 was, IMO, the best of the Treks. Why it was so unloved by the masses is beyond me.

    39. Re:Really? by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

      Thank you for linking this NPR interview. People my age didn't grow up in the great civil rights movement and today real racism seems rather rare. To most of us, seeing Uhura on the bridge of the Enterprise in a position of authority isn't a big deal. It doesn't even register that a female, much less a dark skinned one, is sitting in that chair with a lot of responsibility. It's important to remember that the 1960s was only 50 years ago.

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    40. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys wont believe this but I just got a free Wii points card code and it redeemed just fine! If you need a code check out freewiipointsforever{dt}com

    41. Re:Really? by unitron · · Score: 1

      She was an officer (with probably a double major in physics/electrical engineering and linguistics) on the bridge of a starship. Pretty much the Federation's biggest deal starship. It wasn't like they had her working relief on the switchboard after she finished vacuuming the turbolift carpets.

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    42. Re:Really? by unitron · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you have won the internets.

      Except for the sober parts, of course.

      : - )

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    43. Re:Really? by unitron · · Score: 1

      If not for her, would Dianne Carroll have gotten "Julia"? Would there have been a "Christie Love"? (they don't give you a gold shield just for being cute and sassy). Would Pam Grier have been offered any roles other than "black hooker #2"?

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    44. Re:Really? by unitron · · Score: 1

      You're trying to claim that the original StarTrek wasn't a chauvinistic, womanising series in which Uhura was portrayed as an independant woman?...

      Yes, TOS was a chauvinistic, womanising series in which Uhura was portrayed as an independent woman.

      The '60s had a lot of contradictions like that, in real life as well as popular entertainment.

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    45. Re:Really? by g1nG3Rj0urNAl157 · · Score: 1

      It is agreeable to see such logical analysis of the current commercialization by J.J. Abrams of the ethos, characters, lore, beliefs and world community that is Star Trek. You may find this review on Forbes to be very much in agreement with your analysis: http://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelvenables/2013/05/17/star-trek-into-darkness-alternate-vision-of-mediocrity/ Live long and prosper.

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    46. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The wrote that plot line into the "Animated Series": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lorelei_Signal

    47. Re:Really? by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

      Um, Majel Barrett did indeed play Number One, the ship's exec, in "The Cage".

      There were also several TOS episodes with female authority figures, e.g. "The Enterprise Incident".

      And what happened to that Romulan Commander again? "Number One was the original prototype for Spock, presumably created to give Majel Barett a leading part on the show. However the cast as created didn't quite fly, so Spock became the emotionless one, presumably to get rid of what looked like Satanic grins.

      Characters with long ears should never grin. :)

    48. Re:Really? by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      She was a telephone operator and LINGUIST, even in TOS. She could talk to aliens when nobody else on the ship could. Yes, totally agreed, not much by today's standards, but a female black educated officer was a step forward at the time.

    49. Re:Really? by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      I read the line as: Abrams' ST is a ripoff, a cheap retread, not a reboot in the sense of rethinking the ideas.

    50. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a point of clarification... Dr. Who is not a reboot, it is a continuation of the Doctors journey with the TARDIS through space and time. BSG, yes that was a reboot. Trek 2009, was a reboot, you deliberately broke the time line, which would have been fixed by Star Fleet Temporal Authority Ala DS9: Trouble with Tribbles episode.

    51. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are episodes where they need to wear spacesuits due to problems with the Atmosphere, the one that comes to mind is the one where Kirk gets trapped in subspace, or some void, cant remember exactly right now. but they had to beam over to the sip wearing environmental space suits. Though it does just happen that they are interested in M class planets, which by definition are Earth like.

    52. Re:Really? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Pretty easy to miss if you only paid attention to TNG casually. That only showed up in the first season, and if I remember right, only the first few episodes at that.

  6. Good review; disappointing about role of women by daboochmeister · · Score: 2

    Very thoughtful, and respectful of the original series. The treatment of women was mixed in the original series, but I always looked forward to an Uhuru, Nurse Chapel, or Yeoman Rand story, because they were more than sex objects. Heck, even when being treated as sex objects (e.g., Plato's Stepchildren), there were depths to it beyond the obvious.

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  7. Guy movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think it's an interesting comment about the women in the film.

    This is one of only a handful of sci-fi movies that many of my female friends and acquaintances have actually enjoyed recently. I've received so many good reviews of it from women that I was hesitant to go and see it myself because I thought it was going to be too targeted towards the female audience.

    Soulskill (i'm presuming) is a guy, so I find it interesting that you're offended on their behalf and yet a lot of women don't seem to mind it at all.

    Note that I'm passing no judgement there, it's just an interesting observation for me.

    1. Re:Guy movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      > Soulskill (i'm presuming) is a guy, so I find it interesting that you're offended on their behalf and yet a lot of women don't seem to mind it at all.

      You are doing a common mistake here: You assume that a society to be given men power over women is backed by men and opposed to by women.

      While usually such social norms are usually enforced by both genders. Sometimes mothers will be the force behind their daughters being chaste and neglecting their interests. And behind their sons prefering stupid helpless women. In groups with a chauvinistic culture I experienced that it are usually the women that bully any men into chauvinistic behaviour, by ridiculing those not "manly" enough to behave disrespectively towards women.

      It's not "men" against "women". It's people wanting a 19th century role model against those that want a fair society.

    2. Re:Guy movie? by hkmwbz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is one of only a handful of sci-fi movies that many of my female friends and acquaintances have actually enjoyed recently.

      Then again, most females seem to enjoy the blatantly misogynistic stalker-rapist fantasy that is the Twilight Saga...

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    3. Re:Guy movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you're changing it from a black & white issue into something that is cloudy...and that forces people to think. That simply won't sell.

    4. Re:Guy movie? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I have never experienced women encouraging chauvinistic behaviour on the grounds that not being disrespectful to women makes men less butch. I'm not discounting that it could happen, but unless you can point out some common examples I'm not convinced that it is at all common.

      Then again I'm used to British and Japanese culture, which might be different to yours.

      When women do perpetuate inequality it tends to be because they are perpetuating social norms. Arguably merely doing the latter should not cause the former. For example if a woman wants to be a housewife and "looked after" by her husband that should not be considered weak or promoting inequality because being a housewife and mother is a valid choice and a valuable contribution to society. In the case of motherhood it is something that only women can be.

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    5. Re:Guy movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant post. The female genital mutilation in Africa is strongly advocated by women that underwent the procedure, and they are as appalled at the idea that women might enjoy sex as their husbands. Islamic women are proud to put the hajib (or whatever it's called) on their daughters. Mormon and Amish women fervently support religions that fundamentally treat men as superior.

      Once a person has been sufficiently indoctrinated by a religious or cultural system, they'll fight hard to support it even if it makes them a victim.

      The original Star Trek was progressive for its time. The remake should have carried on that tradition by introducing more strong characters that weren't white heterosexual men. I consider Spock and Kirk the central characters. I liked the new Chekov, Sulu, and Bones, but they could kill some of them off and replace them with openly gay characters, or women, or whatever. (George Takei is gay, of course, but Sulu wasn't openly gay on the show.)

  8. 6 word review. by denzacar · · Score: 5, Funny

    See "The Wrath of Khan" instead.

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    1. Re:6 word review. by stox · · Score: 1

      Next weekend, at a local theatre, they are doing Wrath of Kahn and Into Darkness back to back with William Shatner hosting. It should be interesting.

      http://www.atriptothemovies.com/index.php?src=events&srctype=detail&refno=90&category=Film%20Festivals%20and%20Special%20Events

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    2. Re:6 word review. by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      "The Wrath of Khan" is still the best. I haven't really bothered with the rest.

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    3. Re:6 word review. by denzacar · · Score: 2

      It would be interesting to compare the reactions of those watching The Wrath of Khan first and THEN Into Darkness to those watching them in the opposite order.
      I'm just guessing here, but I have a feeling that those watching The Wrath of Khan first (and appreciating it - i.e. not in it for the pretty faces, tits and special effects) would score Into Darkness worse than the others.

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    4. Re:6 word review. by roc97007 · · Score: 0

      Two word review:

      See both.

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    5. Re:6 word review. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two word review:

      See both.

      Yes. I've seen everything Star Trek multiple times (the TV series, and the movies), and I don't get all the negativity here. I've just seen Into Darkness at the movies, and thought it was a fun movie. And though being a Star Trek fan, the level of serious "depth" people are attributing to Star Trek here is strange to see. They have a pretty obvious oversimplified treatment of most of their so called serious issues, I can't see anyone reading serious literature being impressed.

    6. Re:6 word review. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      This.

      You nailed it.

      Mind you, I've only seen Nemesis and Insurrection once, and I mean to keep it that way. But otherwise, right on. Trekkies appear to have an odd understanding of what "literary" means.

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    7. Re:6 word review. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's plodding pace certainly outmatches this one.

      Different movie, from a different era, for a different generation.

      In other words: shut the fuck up. You don't know what you're talking about.

    8. Re:6 word review. by iris-n · · Score: 1

      I did just that. Watched "the wrath of khan" for the first time this wednesday and then watched "into darkness" yesterday. Damm sure this made me dislike "into darkness" more. It's just a rehatch of the "emotional" scenes of "the wrath of khan" without any coherent plot to link them together. While "the wrath of khan" had a plot that made sense, and was thought provoking, this one had... nothing.

      I wouldn't mind to see good visual effects and some action scenes in a Trek movie. But why can't they also use a decent script? It's not difficult to find somebody capable of writing a better story then the one that was used.

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    9. Re:6 word review. by g1nG3Rj0urNAl157 · · Score: 1

      You mean the real "Khan", not the Cumberbatch Khan-pretender, right? Montalban defined the character for eternity.

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    10. Re:6 word review. by denzacar · · Score: 1

      It's not that the actual Star Trek is that good - it's that Jar Jar and his entourage can't even make a decent copy of THAT.

      Star Trek does not need to be deep, though it is at times, for Jar-Jar Trek to be recognized as shallow, dumbed down and superfluous action schlock masquerading as science fiction while riding the coattails of an established "brand".
      Unoriginal lame copy of that which "Trekkies appear to understand as 'literary'" - sexed up and dumbed down for the greater masses.

      Literary? Fuck.
      Star Trek is fucking Nobel prize material compared to Jar Jar's crap.

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    11. Re:6 word review. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that the actual Star Trek is that good - it's that Jar Jar and his entourage can't even make a decent copy of THAT.

      Star Trek does not need to be deep, though it is at times, for Jar-Jar Trek to be recognized as shallow, dumbed down and superfluous action schlock masquerading as science fiction while riding the coattails of an established "brand". Unoriginal lame copy of that which "Trekkies appear to understand as 'literary'" - sexed up and dumbed down for the greater masses.

      Literary? Fuck. Star Trek is fucking Nobel prize material compared to Jar Jar's crap.

      I'm not sure I follow you. This discussion has been about Into Darkness vs. "traditional" Star Trek. Are you saying that you experienced Into Darkness as Jar Jar Star Trek??? If anything, it is less that than the originals.

    12. Re:6 word review. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, Khan was Indian, or at least from the region around India, and was supposed to be closer to Shiks. Cumberbatch is English and white and not anywhere near what Khan is!.

  9. Uhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Aren't you supposed to put "Sponsored Post" on a blatant advertisement like this?

  10. Not Science Fiction - not Trek by Punko · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Science Fiction is always rooted in what it means to be human. Usually by exposing something that is not human, and trying to make sense of it. Its about making you think.

    Star Wars does not do that. It is fantasy happening in space. Abrams will do a great job with that franchise. To be honest, I hope the next Star Trek series is a long time coming (if its too soon, we'll get the Abrams treatment - which would suck), so we can go back to the best of Trek : true science fiction with multiple plots going on in a single episode.

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    1. Re:Not Science Fiction - not Trek by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Star Wars is mythic fiction set in space. You could even call it a space western. Calling it fantasy is probably something that fans of actual fantasy works would find objectionable.

      Much of Trek is also little more than space western and this is exactly how Roddenberry originally sold it too.

      A lot of this usual sort of "our fiction is better than your fiction" is mostly nonsense. It's empty pretense.

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    2. Re:Not Science Fiction - not Trek by mikael_j · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Much of Trek is also little more than space western and this is exactly how Roddenberry originally sold it too.

      While it was pitched that way it actually dealt heavily with various political and ethical issues. That was what made it great, sure there was technobabble and bits of "space western" mixed in but overall it was speculation about the future and the present.

      The "new trek" is just action movies IN SPACE which makes it "sci-fi" in the eyes of Hollywood.

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    3. Re:Not Science Fiction - not Trek by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Star Wars is cowboys and Indians in space and just as objectionable to the global village.

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    4. Re:Not Science Fiction - not Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Properly, science fiction introduces a *fictional* *scientific principle* and extrapolates the consequences of it. Neither Wars nor Trek did this - one was swords and sorcery in space, the other famously a wagon train to the stars.

      You mention exposing something that is not human, and trying to make sense of it. I'm not entirely sure how a human author could accomplish this, likely at best you'd be exposing some repressed element of the human psyche, not something alien at all. Thing like Trek fails badly at this with their one-dimensional races based on one or two facets of the human personality spectrum.

    5. Re:Not Science Fiction - not Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Gene Roddenberry used to write for Have Gun, Will Travel. If you go back and watch it, you'll find a surprising number of episodes where Paladin's gun-slinging skills are far less essential to solving the problem of the week than his willingness to listen and understand a foreign culture or experience.

    6. Re:Not Science Fiction - not Trek by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      While it was pitched that way it actually dealt heavily with various political and ethical issues.

      Yes. One of the things I liked about TOS was you walked away feeling like there was a moral to the story. TNG had a couple of those, but most of it amounted to space drama or space adventure. Nothing too deep. Enjoyable, just not really thought provoking.

    7. Re:Not Science Fiction - not Trek by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Star Wars wasn't cowboys and indians... it was mostly people of equal technology and intellect, but republicanism vs authoritarianism.

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    8. Re:Not Science Fiction - not Trek by unitron · · Score: 1

      Star Wars is, or at least the first 3 movies were, Swords and Sorcery, but in space.

      Star Trek was pitched as "Wagon Train" in space, but I think there was some "Route 66" and (David Janssen) "Fugitive" thrown in there as well, as far as making a different set of locals part of the plot most every week. (And if you think about it, just give Janssen occasional outbreaks of green skin, and you've turned him into Bill Bixby)

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    9. Re:Not Science Fiction - not Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "While it was pitched that way it actually dealt heavily with various political and ethical issues"
      "The "new trek" is just action movies IN SPACE which makes it "sci-fi" in the eyes of Hollywood."

      Umm... You clearly haven't seen this one. This one was clearly in that mold. It dealt with Terrorism and counter-terrorism. The differences between justice and vengeance. Also Morality vs. rules. Not exactly mindless. Unlike a lot of Hollywood it isn't didactic in its approach, again in the classical TOS mold.
         

    10. Re:Not Science Fiction - not Trek by g1nG3Rj0urNAl157 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, Perhaps we need to review our code on this one. DS:9 has the most complex character development, plot and action sequences of any Star Trek series? Why is this so rarely acknowledged? And Benjamin Sisko's character is every bit as forceful and commanding as Picard ever was. Go DS:9! *sound of virtual coin clinking sound in voting booth*

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    11. Re:Not Science Fiction - not Trek by tgd · · Score: 1

      Its not Science Fiction, but its definitely SyFy.

      Interpret that as you see fit -- for some that's a good thing, for most its a bad thing. But IMO, that's what it is.

    12. Re:Not Science Fiction - not Trek by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      Western? Did you notice the fight scene taken directly from a western's fight scene on a moving train? :-)

    13. Re:Not Science Fiction - not Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, It was a week attempt to deal with social issues of today by using a well established brand and a mediocre script. If they would have kept Cumberbatches character as the disgruntled rouge Star Fleet Agent that may have worked, but they didn't. They used one of Kirks greatest enemies and threw him into a universe that would not make seance. The Enterprise, Pride of the fleet had not even departed for its 5 year mission. There was so much wrong with the movie that it breaks the lore. and if we are breaking lore here why not bring in the Enterprise Era Temporal Agency to restore the time line?

  11. Not Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    * Action for its own sake
    * Characters are plot devices instead of people
    * Women as second class characters
    * Plot holes you could fit a dyson sphere through (ok, this is just because I wanted to write "dyson sphere")
    * etc. etc.

    It it not Trek. An apt description of the script would be .... into darkness.

    That said, the movie is full of action and shiny distractions so it does have some entertainment value.

    1. Re:Not Trek by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I thought the first one was a mildly entertaining adventure movie, but not Star Trek.

      I'll only go see this one if I decide to shell out $20 for an evening of mild entertainment. More likely I'll stay home and watch the Harry Potter movies.

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    2. Re: Not Trek by Chriscypher · · Score: 1

      Best summation yet.

      What I HATE about this reboot is that they failed to re imagine the series in a modern context.

      What does a post-economic earth look like? With transporter technology anything can be immediately manufactured. How did this transform earth and people? This is the Trek universe. Minds engage.

      If I wanted some dumb action adventure movie I have a zillion options. I expect more from Trek.

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  12. Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by rgbscan · · Score: 0

    I found the first one unwatchable due to all the fake lens flares that were artificially inserted. Is this one any easier on the eyes? I'm really hesitant to see it.

    1. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by DogDude · · Score: 0

      "Unwatchable"? Did you know that you can turn down the brightness on your TV, grandpa?

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    2. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by Antipater · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have to ask. Is this really such a huge deal for everyone? I don't even notice lens flares. I'll go back and look and think "oh yeah, I guess there was one in that shot." But other than, I mean, there's an entire movie to be watched. Judging its overall quality based on the presence or absence of one minor, irrelevant special effect just baffles me.

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    3. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by rgbscan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, here's the thing, as a photographer I know that lens flare is an anomaly created by refraction of light. Generally, you try to reduce this effect as it "breaks the 4th wall" and force you as a viewer to recognize that this is a filmed event. You do this by altering lighting and camera position. Only occasionally has it even been used in a sparingly and creative way.

      Now when you see it every couple of minutes, and know it was digitally inserted, that sort of just makes no sense. It's like a kid that got his hand on iMovie and had to use it's whole palette of effects as often as possible to prove their high tech. It's sort of like the instagram craze. By artificially making it look old, apparently that's cool. JJ Abrams was interviewed about this. He said it was his unique visual style, and by artificially inserting flairs he thinks it makes it look like the crew had no time to setup the shot correctly, because there's just so much action bursting off the screen. So not only is he overusing an effect, but he's artifically inserting it, to make it appear that he didn't have time to light his sets properly, and that apparently (to him) makes it EVEN MORE incredible.

      Doesn't work for me though. I think it's stupid and distracting. Like when you some badly compressed gradients in black or compression artifacts on "so-called" HD cable tv. Once you start seeing it you can't look away. I don't think there's anything artistic about striving to make it look like you suck at lighting a shot.

    4. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I liked the first film, but it was *in spite of* the lens flare. Idiotic waste of special effect.

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    5. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...now get off my lawn? (lol)

    6. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

      Now when you see it every couple of minutes, and know it was digitally inserted, that sort of just makes no sense.

      I thought they were all, or at least most, done in-camera.

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    7. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      I agree with this. I've watched the previous Abrams Star Trek film probably 3 or 4 times, and never once was the lens flare noticeable to me. Or at least, it didn't bother me.

      I think the jokes about Abrams and lens flares were just the Internet meme of the week.

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    8. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Baader-Meinhof phenomenon. Now that you know about it, you'll see it everywhere.

    9. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't seen either of Abrams' Star Trek movies and even I remember the lens flare from ads and whatever other promos I've seen. And it sounds like Cool Hand Luke it ain't.

    10. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by Roman+Coder · · Score: 1

      For me, the problem is that they're distracting, in the same way that a company logo's is during a movie show on TV, even when off in a corner (to prevent copying and reselling the movie).

      Especially with all the lens flares jokes going around on the Internet, its like someone said to me "look at that yellow car", and now I'm noticing ALL the yellow cars around me.

      Its really distracting to me, and pulls me out of the story/movie.

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    11. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by PCM2 · · Score: 2

      Actually, I remember seeing some kind of making-of short around the time the first one came out and they were talking about how the cinematographer managed to capture all the lens flares "to get this great look." I could be wrong, but they may not have been fake.

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    12. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I found the first one unwatchable due to all the fake lens flares that were artificially inserted.

      Not so fast, bunkie... http://io9.com/5230278/jj-abrams-admits-star-trek-lens-flares-are-ridiculous

      They were all done live, they weren't added later. There are something about those flares, especially in a movie that can potentially be very sterile and CG and overly controlled. There is something incredibly unpredictable and gorgeous about them. It is a really fun thing. Our DP would be off camera with this incredibly powerful flashlight aiming it at the lens. It became an art because different lenses required angles, and different proximity to the lens. Sometimes, when we were outside we'd use mirrors. Certain sizes were too big... literally, it was ridiculous. It was like another actor in the scene....

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    13. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by safetyinnumbers · · Score: 1

      I found the lens flare and "illuminated-dirt-on-lens" effects (is there a word for that?) a bit distracting in the first movie. At times I actually perceived it as glassy panels floating at random around the bridge.

      The new movie is a bit shiny in places but to a more realistic and less distracting extent.

    14. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by wibblewibble · · Score: 1

      I think one scene, with a close shot of Marcus talking as the camera slowly tightened on her face, had too much lens flare. The flare obscured her face at times, and it took me out of the moment. But that was the only time I found lens flare distracting. I throughly enjoyed the movie - I'll probably go see it again next week.

    15. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by wibblewibble · · Score: 1

      Once you start seeing it you can't look away.

      Dont get me started on how annoying those translucent stations IDs, hash fucking-tags and animated coming next announcements are on TV. I find a lot of shows unwatchable because of them.

    16. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by wibblewibble · · Score: 2

      They're artificial in that there's frequently a torch just off camera being deliberately shone at the lens. You can see it in the making-of on the first movie's DVD

    17. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine that instead that instead of lens flares, he'd slipped in a nipple every time.

      You'd be saying (and rightfully so) that the film maker seems to have an unhealthy obsession with nipples.

    18. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the flares

    19. Re:Did they get rid of the fake lens flares? by tgd · · Score: 1

      I found the first one unwatchable due to all the fake lens flares that were artificially inserted. Is this one any easier on the eyes? I'm really hesitant to see it.

      The irony, of course, is that the lens flares in most of the scenes of the last one weren't inserted CGI lens flares. They were guys standing off camera with flashlights.

  13. Don't worry... by ericloewe · · Score: 1

    There's a very easy way to avoid all sorts of "conflict[s] of What Trek Is versus What Trek Isn't" - don't watch it.

    1. Re:Don't worry... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      There's a very easy way to avoid all sorts of "conflict[s] of What Trek Is versus What Trek Isn't" - don't watch it.

      B...b...but it says Star Trek in the title. Not watching it is not an option.

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    2. Re:Don't worry... by unitron · · Score: 1

      B...b...but it says Star Trek in the title. Not watching it is not an option.

      Yeah, but waiting until you can see it for free on television instead of blowing a $20 is.

      It certainly made the 2009 one less painful than it would have been otherwise.

      It was bad enough that I paid full ticket price to see those swimmy backgrounds on the big screen in Jar-Jar, Ep. I, II, and III. At least it was "completing the set" of Star Wars movies watched with my nephew, back when he was young enough to think me cool rather than disgusting. (Well, he was a lot cuter back then, too.)

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  14. I've read elsewhere by sasquatch989 · · Score: 0

    That this movie wsa total crap. Flame away

    1. Re:I've read elsewhere by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      He spelled "wsa" correctly.

      W-S-A!

      I don't see the problem...

    2. Re:I've read elsewhere by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      How can we flame you without knowing your opinion?

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  15. meh by Jerslan · · Score: 1

    I'll wait until it's on Netflix.... "Generic Sci-Fi Action Thriller" just isn't something I'm willing to pay to see in the theaters. Not worth the time or money.

    I would rather have no Trek for ~20-ish years than bad Trek. Bad Trek lowers the standards and takes a shit on the legacy of TOS, TNG, DS9, etc..

    IMHO The best two of the "Main Universe" movies were Wrath of Khan and First Contact. Both had a lot of tense action and fantastic (for the time) special effects, but they still had fantastic writing and plots that included ethical and moral dilemmas as well as emotional ones. That, to me, is what a good Star Trek movie should strive to do.

    1. Re:meh by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Watch TOS again. Most of the episodes were truly terrible. TNG was not too bad after season two, and DS9 was fine until the last season. The TOS movies however were much better.

    2. Re:meh by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

      Watch TOS again. Most of the episodes were truly terrible. .

      Yes they were. The acting was terrible, the sets and special effects were cheap and cheezy, but somehow, that was part of the charm. The new Star Trek, just like the new Dr. Who, is too slick and polished and lacks the quirky character of the original.

    3. Re:meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I *am* watching the original series again (on hulu) and to the contrary, I'm surprised on how well they hold up.

      Yes, they are a bit cheesy, but for example 'the enemy within' made a pretty good point about good and evil - that the distinction is false - that we need the animal half of our nature in order to be effective.

      Or the menagerie, with its central take-away that truly immersive VR is a drug, and that with it we may face destruction of our civilization from ppl wanting to retreat back into it and letting the world go to hell. We are probably going to be facing *that* particular dilemma in the next five years, if we aren't facing it already, here in america.

      so lay off on the original series - for its time, it put up on the small screen a great deal of philosophy that otherwise would not have permeated popular culture.

    4. Re:meh by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That is called nostalgia. Watch this, enjoy it and you will complain when it gets rebooted again just the same.

    5. Re:meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The third season was mostly awful, but the first two had top-notch writing. Far above anything else related to sci-fi at the time. Better than even most dramas of the time as well.

    6. Re:meh by coastwalker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is a good reason that the middle ages spoke Latin and that we still teach Greek plays. Once something has been done well it is difficult to beat it. 60's idealism driven Star Trek is very unlikely soil for our miserable in-looking times to beat.

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    7. Re:meh by Jerslan · · Score: 1

      Some episodes were awful, it was the 60's and they were beholden to the network. Some episodes were really REALLY good. Both Pilots were really good (the first being turned into The Menagerie later in the 1st season). Obsession was particularly good. Yeah, ok, the cloud-of-doom enemy was cheesy, but that wasn't the point. The point was Kirk going all Ahab about it.

      One of the reasons Paramount went with pure Syndication for TNG, DS9, and Voyager was that they wouldn't be beholden to Network Execs. They were free to make the show they wanted, how they wanted it. After they got through the initial growing pains, the show really started to shine. It's entertaining and engaging, even in Season 2's "The Measure of a Man"... An episode with absolutely no action. It's almost purely dialog, but damn is it good dialog and largely considered one of the best episodes of the series. DS9 Season 1 ended with "In the Hands of the Prophets"... Still one of my favorite episodes (along with "Far Beyond the Stars" and "In the Pale Moonlight").

    8. Re:meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voyager was that they wouldn't be beholden to Network Execs.

      voyager was beholden to upn, this is why it sucked... as did enterprise..

    9. Re:meh by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

      for example 'the enemy within' made a pretty good point about good and evil [...] Or the menagerie, with its central take-away that truly immersive VR is a drug

      Spock's Brain. Whenever somebody brings up the nobility of Star Trek, I just remind them of "Spock's Brain."

      There are a few great Star Trek episodes, with meaning and purpose. But there's also Spock's Brain, Return of the Archons, Operation: Annihilate!, Catspaw, Friday's Child, Who Mourns for Adonais, Gamesters of Triskellion, Omega Glory, Bread and Circuses, The Enterprise Incident, Spectre of the Gun, For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky, All Our Yesterdays, etc.

    10. Re:meh by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Watch TOS again. Most of the episodes were truly terrible.

      I totally disagree. It declined in quality over the three seasons, and there are a few real howlers, but "terrible"? I don't think so. That's the kind of criticism people are always leveling at the old Doctor Who, with the cardboard sets and rubber monsters, but that was a clever, endearing show, too. I think it's Star Wars that ruined it for everybody ... all of a sudden, a sci-fi story meant "visual spectacle" instead of just telling a compelling story.

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    11. Re:meh by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Man, I guess you just don't like Star Trek.

      Spock's Brain had its laughable qualities, but it was also a perfectly acceptable cautionary sci-fi story about a society that had stagnated under the control of a machine intelligence. If they had resolved the story some other way than by piloting Spock around like a robot, it would have been pretty good.

      Operation: Annihilate! is one of my all-time favorites! Those creepy jelly creatures are creepy. The shots of the seemingly abandoned city are spooky. They killed Kirk's brother in that episode -- BOOM, dead. And the idea that an alien, thoroughly inhuman lifeform can inject cells into your body that grow up your spinal cord and control you, AND that although the aliens look like brainless jellyfish, they are actually a malevolent force that wants to use humans piloting starships to carry them across the galaxy, is a compelling science fiction concept.

      Catspaw is another favorite of mine, but why argue the point? It's ludicrous.

      The Enterprise Incident was kinda just a Mission Impossible episode set in space ... TV was full of episodes like that at the time. Nothing particularly great about it, but nothing exceptionally bad, either.

      As for the Omega Glory, while the whole "alternate, identical Earth" idea was way overused in TOS scripts, it's actually a pretty decent take on the whole Cold War scenario, flipped on its head so that the Federation guy was actually a crazy bastard in league with the Commie Chinese and the guys he was killing off were actually the good guys -- only the good guys had become so debased and ignorant that you couldn't recognize them. The Chinese were the ones that seemed intelligent and sophisticated. And remember, this aired during the Vietnam War, six months after the Tet Offensive.

      Bread and Circuses? That was about a world where the Roman Empire survived into the 20th Century technology, with 20th Century technology. They watched gladiator fights ON TELEVISION -- don't you see how that might have resonated with TV audiences in the 1960s? Marshal "The Medium is the Message" McLuhan was publishing his books on media theory around this time. Again, totally valid sci-fi speculation ... really, the lamest thing about it was that they had to shoehorn Kirk, Spock, and the Enterprise into it, instead of letting it stand on its own.

      Honestly, I'll argue that ANY episode of TOS has its charms and intelligence ... even something like Spectre of the Gun, which has its farcical elements, wouldn't really be out of place on a show like The Twilight Zone or the Outer Limits, and if it weren't for the fact that they had to have Chekhov and Scotty in it, it would be fondly remembered.

      But anyway, with a list of "hated its" that long, I repeat: I guess you just don't like Star Trek.

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    12. Re:meh by Jerslan · · Score: 1

      That happened later, after Season 3. When Voyager started it was still Syndicated. Then with UPN, Paramount *WAS* the network, so not much really changed from that perspective.

      The problem with Enterprise was the whole Temporal Cold War non-sense they were doing. I would have preferred something focusing on the clashing cultures of the races that would later found the Federation. Maybe do some time-jumps to get a couple seasons in the Romulan War, then end the series with the Founding of the Federation. Would have been interesting. The semi-loose affiliations in the early series could have been a means of commenting on modern international relations.

    13. Re:meh by dbIII · · Score: 1

      However all those episodes done during those two years were probably done within less time in total and were definitely done with a lot less people than the current movie. We expect better. We expect something that at least stands up to a mediocre episode of that original series.

    14. Re:meh by Jerslan · · Score: 1

      Which is why my all-time favorite Sci-Fi Movie is Forbidden Planet. Just great story telling. Even Star Trek took influences from it (those Stasis Beam things inspired the design of the Transporter), and occasionally made references to the Altair system.

    15. Re:meh by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

      Au contraire--I'm actually a fan.

      What I get annoyed with is the whole, "Star Trek explored all sorts of socially relevant topics." I don't deny this--but it did so fairly rarely. Hell, "Roseanne" and "Home Improvement" had the occasional "Very Special Episode" that explored socially relevant topics.

      I don't hate those episodes listed. To me, they are examples of non-socially-relevant episodes--and I could list quite a few others. One of my favorite episodes is "A Piece of the Action." Short of "Don't leave a Chicago Gangs history book on another planet," there isn't much social relevance there. It's just a fun episode where Kirk out-mobsters the mobsters.

      While "Spock's Brain" could be called a cautionary tale about society stagnating under the control of a machine intelligence, so could "Return of the Archons", "The Apple", and arguably "A Taste of Armageddon." Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt.

      I may have been off-base regarding "Bread and Circuses," which I kind of looked at as a "Sliders" episode--"What if the Roman Empire hadn't fallen?" Fun concept, definitely, but not necessarily socially relevant. But you do make a good point.

      Again, Star Trek had it's share of social relevance, and that's wonderful. But it also had it's share of episodes that were more character-driven than story-driven. That's not a bad thing. It also had a few really stupid episodes. I tend to look at televised science fiction in that light: If I can tune in and have a better than 50% chance of being entertained or enlightened, it's a good show. Star Trek definitely qualifies for me.

      But let's not make it something that it was not.

    16. Re:meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree...I have gained a greater appreciation of TOS episodes recently...they seem almost Shakespearean to me....

    17. Re:meh by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Nope worse every single time. Seriously in what universe other than Saturday morning cartons does a cadet get promoted to captain of the the fleet flagship after a lieutenant commander surrenders command to that cadet. That seriously does reflect the quality of these stories, Saturday morning cartoon palp produced by a nepotistic insider protected family and connections and massive amounts of bullshit advertising.

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    18. Re:meh by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      I was a kid when TOS was on the air. What we call cheap and cheezy now was the standard level at the time. Watch some of the original Mission:Impossible to compare.

  16. Two words: "FIRE EVERYTHING!" by kheldan · · Score: 1

    I was hmmm-ing and hawww-ing over the 2009 movie, right up to that point, beyond which I started throwing things at the screen and demanding my money back.

    I seriously doubt I'll see this new atrocity in the theatre. I may just wait for someone else to rent it so I don't have to pay a penny. J.J. Abrahms and associates make pretty good television shows (liked Fringe very much) but I am dubious at best about their movies.

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    1. Re:Two words: "FIRE EVERYTHING!" by Znork · · Score: 1

      I know I won't see it in a theatre, I simply don't have the patience for watching mindnumbing cgi+action without being able to fast forward anymore. I assume the movie will probably last about 10 minutes if you skip the meaningless bling so I'd probably be better served if someone cut together a summary and put on youtube.

  17. JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by camperdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Star Trek movie, although it may have been a financial success, was a failure in several key areas, like believable physics (Red matter?), faithfulness to Trek canon (Spock and Uhura? Spock is mated to T'Pring), cinematography (lens flare overkill), and most especially, franchise continuity (it's been four years, where's the new TV series? We should be waiting on the third movie by now)

    JJ may have made a popular movie, but it wasn't Trek, and it wasn't a successful reboot.

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    1. Re: JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're measuring success in terms of following the themes and spirit of what it's rebooting, I wholeheartedly agree. Sadly, most people measure success by the amount of money.

    2. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 0, Troll

      Dear Moderators,

      "Troll" does not mean "I disagree with the expressed opinion". Consider posting an intelligent reply instead.

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    3. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      believable physics

      yeah.. that is what the Star Trek series really stood for. It's where I learned that everything can be solved by reversing the polarity, that holodecks can be made like the Doctors police box, bigger on the inside, that you never need protective gears on any planet, and much much more.

    4. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 3, Informative

      was a failure in several key areas, like believable physics

      Yeah, because that's where Star Trek used to really shine.

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    5. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The supposed size of the holodeck was an illusion. Didn't you see "Encounter at Farpoint", where this was pointed out? DATA threw a rock at the wall and it bounced off of it.

    6. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by PrimalChrome · · Score: 1

      I won't mod you as troll....I'll respond in a very simple manner.....

      Believable physics.....really? Have we watched the same Trek over the years? Physics has ALWAYS taken a back seat to story. The reboot is no different.

      Faithfulness to Canon....it's a REBOOT. Canon went out the door when the first change in the timeline occurred.

      Franchise continuity....sigh....facepalm. You're right, of course. I forgot that TOS began with a movie and then launched the TV show.

      At the end of the day your nitpicking and trying to find fault in what you don't like. You want TOS or TNG recast and filmed again with basically the same scripts and better FX. I get that, but this is a reboot. A reimagining. Likewise with your personal interpretation of what 'successful' means. Don't try to redefine what it *is* with what *you want* it to be. (and for the record, I agree with you that TOS and TNG were better)

    7. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      was a failure in several key areas, like believable physics

      Yeah, because that's where Star Trek used to really shine.

      Okay, perhaps I should have said "hypothetical pseudo-physics that didn't snap the suspension of disbelief" instead of "believable physics".

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    8. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The supposed size of the holodeck was an illusion. Didn't you see "Encounter at Farpoint", where this was pointed out? DATA threw a rock at the wall and it bounced off of it.

      Problem is, there are many episodes where they move great distances in the holodeck.

    9. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      faithfulness to Trek canon (Spock and Uhura? Spock is mated to T'Pring)

      Who, it's fair to assume, is now dead.

      Also, there are plenty of Spock & Uhura moments in the original series. Nichelle Nichols had this to say:

      The attraction between the characters was in the original series, says Nichols. “Now, go back to my participation in Star Trek as Uhura and Leonard (Nimoy) as Spock,” she explained. “There was always a connection between Uhura and Spock. It was the early 60s, so you couldn’t do what you can do now, but if you will remember, Uhura related to Spock. When she saw the captain lost in space out there in her mirror, it was Spock who consoled her when she went screaming out of her room. When Spock needed an expert to help save the ship, you remember that Uhura put something together and related back to him the famous words, ‘I don’t know if I can do this. I’m afraid.’ And Uhura was the only one who could do a spoof on Spock. Remember the song (in Charlie X)? Those were the hints, as far as I’m concerned.”

      I do think this Spock is a bit more emotional. Some of it may come from Spock Prime...

    10. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Okay, makes more sense. What's with this "franchise continuity" bit though? The production has to follow the original production timeline, or something?

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    11. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The supposed size of the holodeck was an illusion. Didn't you see "Encounter at Farpoint", where this was pointed out? DATA threw a rock at the wall and it bounced off of it.

      Problem is, there are many episodes where they move great distances in the holodeck.

      No, they stay stationary and the holodeck imagery moves around them.

    12. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      But they could have "rebooted" the franchise without resorting to shenanigans like Red Matter. For example, they should have used the Guardian of Forever from the episode "City on the Edge of Forever" to create the alternate time stream, not a drop of red paint.

      The problem is that JJ Abrams didn't make a movie for Star Trek fans. He made a movie for movie fans. So let's stop calling it a "reboot", or a "reimagining", because it is nothing of the sort.

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    13. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The supposed size of the holodeck was an illusion. Didn't you see "Encounter at Farpoint", where this was pointed out? DATA threw a rock at the wall and it bounced off of it.

      Problem is, there are many episodes where they move great distances in the holodeck.

      No, they stay stationary and the holodeck imagery moves around them.

      How do you then explain when multiple non-holodeck actors move and act across significant differences in relation to each other?

    14. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      The problem is that JJ Abrams didn't make a movie for Star Trek fans. He made a movie for movie fans.

      As a proper cinema fan, I take great umbrage to that. Movies are an art. These films aren't.

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    15. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Red Matter was fairly silly. The new movie has its flaws, but at least it doesn't have anything as silly as red matter!
      Spock and Uhura was implied, though never outright shown, in the original series. Besides, this is an alternate timeline. Frankly, the main continuity is a mess, and it's entirely mined out. No more, please.
      No new series please, not for awhile. I'm still trying to get the bad taste of the last two shitty Trek TV series out of my mouth.

    16. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Spock and Uhura was implied, though never outright shown, in the original series.

      Implied where? In Charlie X? That was just playful flirting as a performance for the people in the recreation room.

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    17. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of it as multiple rooms put up around each separate character. you only would need about 1 Sq meter per character to give the illusion by altering draw distance and FoV for each "room". Now this is a bit of a stretch, but it helps the holodeck illusion.

    18. Re:JJ Abram's FAILED Star Trek reboot. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      If the holodeck can project a black and white image around you (Captain Proton episodes, Star Trek Voyager), then it can also project an image in front of you that would completely hide you from your fellow holodeck companions. Essentially, each person is in their own holodeck.

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  18. ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad Spike Milligan never made a star trek movie. It would be more interesting.

  19. ITT: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    -- science fiction is defined so narrowly that pretty much the only thing that qualifies is technical documentation;
    -- old guys whine about the "perversion" of Star Trek into some sort of "jocky action film"
    -- People miss the fucking point by 3 country miles.

    News flash: Star Trek was never as good as you remember. It was never about "ideas," it was never "sci fi" in the narrow definition presented above, it was never NOT a caricature, and the reason it was never "cool" is because it was a plodding, meandering mess with shitty dialogue and poor production values.

    If you don't like the new movies, that's fine, but stop pretending like the old Star Trek was some sort of masterpiece. It wasn't. The fact that geeks like it is more a testament to its imaginative world building than to its rigorous scientific accuracy, devotion to ideas, or fair & balanced treatment of characters. Maybe the reason you liked the boring old series so much and can derive no joy from a departure from the original formula is because you're boring, too.

    And full disclosure: I watched the original & tng, and have seen most of the movies. I'm quite familiar with Star Trek, and I always enjoyed it - but I never reached the level of zealous worship apparently required to be a "fan." Christ, people. Get a grip. It was fine entertainment, but it was far from perfect, and wasn't as good as you like to remember it - that's nostalgia at work.

    1. Re:ITT: by coastwalker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My you do enjoy broadcasting your superior view of the world and how we should just be getting on with being entertained. The original trek does have the reputation for taking an idea about humanity and throwing it into a fantasy scenario where we could see the idea evaluated. So enjoy your empty action movies by all means but some people would like to see a bit more than that.

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    2. Re:ITT: by WankersRevenge · · Score: 2

      Old trek fan here. I recently watched Star Trek 5 to some Plinkett and Rifftrax commentaries, and got a good laugh at it. Yet, to me, that cheesy movie, arguably the worst of all the star trek films, embodies the spirit of trek whereas the 2009 version does not.

      It was about the collective drive to explore the unknown (and well, fly around in cheesy rocket boots) whereas the 2009 trek was about punching a bad guy in the face (and the enterprise being powered by beer brewing tanks). Mind you, I had a good time, but I don't consider it trek. That'd be like considering a child who dresses up in his father's clothes as the father himself.

      And yes, some old trek episodes ARE GOOD as I remember. That has nothing to do with nostalgia but everything to do with good writing. Just sayin'.

    3. Re:ITT: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Really? What ideas were tested in this magical cauldron of Trek-ness? I keep hearing this claim that Trek was some sort of idea factory, in much the same way that I keep hearing about "hurr durr lens flare." I'd wager that, just like most of the people whining about lens flare only noticed it after they read somebody else's opinion about the lens flare in the film, most of the people carping endlessly about the "big ideas" of the original Trek series are simply doing so because somebody else said that there were big ideas in it.

      So come on, friend - knock us out. What deep, penetrating ideas challenged and enlightened you while watching the original series? Don't be shy.

      So enjoy your empty action movies by all means, but some people would like to see a bit more than that.

      Yet I'm the one who stands accused of "broadcasting my superior view of the world"? Must be cold up there on that artisanal high horse, hipster-bud.

    4. Re:ITT: by quantaman · · Score: 2

      Dealing with false gods, pacifism vs fighting (the "The City on the Edge of Forever" time travel to pre WWII ep), environmentalism (The Devil in the Dark, ie 'Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!'), oh, and the friggin prime directive (colonialism anyone?).

      Yeah it had crappy production values but to say it wasn't about 'ideas' really misses a lot.

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    5. Re:ITT: by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      News flash: Star Trek was never as good as you remember. It was never about "ideas," it was never "sci fi" in the narrow definition presented above, it was never NOT a caricature, and the reason it was never "cool" is because it was a plodding, meandering mess with shitty dialogue and poor production values.

      Not that I disagree with you, but since there is a very widespread ideal notion of what Star Trek was, it seems like someone would have the vision to try to make that ideal real.

      But no, let's just take some generic Hollywood pablum, stick some names from a popular franchise on it so it will sell, and leave the thinking for someone else.

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    6. Re:ITT: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Mostly wrong.

      1) Science fiction isn't predictive, it's descriptive. This is what the original series excelled at. It's about us (i.e., humanity) and our journey.
      2) Special effects aren't a substitute for good story telling.
      3) The original is just as good now, perhaps even better today as compared with Abrams' shallow, microsecond cut, throw away plots, driven by two dimensional characters.
      4) The arbiter for value is time. Star Trek TOS is as admired and as popular almost 50 years later.
      5) I was completely in favour of the reboot, but Abrams just doesn't get it.

    7. Re:ITT: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disclaimer: This guy is 18 and smokes weed.

    8. Re:ITT: by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Star Trek was never as good as you remember. It was never about "ideas," it was never "sci fi" in the narrow definition presented above, it was never NOT a caricature, and the reason it was never "cool" is because it was a plodding, meandering mess with shitty dialogue and poor production values.

      True. False, true, true, true.

      It really was about ideas, about building a better future, learning to put aside childish things, all that jazz. But you're also correct that it was never put together very well. This persisted into TNG, and didn't really change until DS9. That show had problems other than production value, though.

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    9. Re:ITT: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      imaginative world building

      SF is just like pornography: difficult to define, "but I know it when I see it."

    10. Re:ITT: by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > but stop pretending like the old Star Trek was some sort of masterpiece. It wasn't.

      Bullshit. ST:TNG had some dam fine episodes:

      11001001
      Clues
      Darmok
      Frame of Mind
      Genesis
      Identity Crisis
      Lower Decks
      Parallels
      Relics
      Remember Me
      Ship in a Bottle
      Silicon Avatar
      Starship Mine
      The Drumhead
      The Measure of a Man
      The Mind's Eye
      Thine Own Self
      Time's Arrow

    11. Re:ITT: by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      The original trek does have the reputation for taking an idea about humanity and throwing it into a fantasy scenario where we could see the idea evaluated.

      Funny, every episode that I've seen that does this seems preachy and forced (especially Kahn). Much like in TNG when Wesley falls into a planter bed on the perfect planet, or DS9 where the religious authority is corrupted by her religion's demons, etc, etc, etc.

      I welcome a serious exploration or issues, but it doesn't happen with Trek. Instead it's usually boiled down to the simplicity of what you see in IRobot the movie (AI = bad) vs. I Robot the book (AI = complex). The best episodes in Trek are the ones where Picard has to truly defend humanity and our cherished value against the onslaught of tests by the omnipotent Q. But that's too "deus ex machina" for people. Guess what? "Deus Ex Machina" is a term coined from medeval morality plays where the message was the point.

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    12. Re:ITT: by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      I remember getting a damned good lesson on the toxic effects of racism on society from "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" when I first saw it. I was 8 years old. The year was 1969. The lesson has proved its value in my life many, many times over the 4 subsequent decades.

      Or how about the Hugo-winning "The City on the Edge of Forever"? Does having to choose between personal happiness (e.g. love of a woman) and the greater good (e.g. the Earth not being conquered by the Nazis) mean nothing to you? How can someone watch that episode and not be moved in SOME fucking way at the end, when McCoy, incredulous, asks if Kirk knows what he's just done and Spock just says, "He knows, Doctor. He knows."

      Someone who's never had to make any hard choices, I guess.

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    13. Re:ITT: by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      BTW, "City" was written by Harlan Ellison, and it was largely due to seeing this as a kid that I got into reading his printed works later on.

      If you can still find it, I highly recommend recommend his collection Paingod, and Other Delusions as a starting place.

      Harlan will hurt you and your sensibilities.

      He will hurt them a lot.

      But--if you make it through to the side--you will grow.

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    14. Re:ITT: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll fill this one. Star Trek is a kind of idea factory: the kind that every now and then unearths a new idea only to bury it even deeper. Teleportation is used almost exclusively as an elevator. There is true AI, but it's a single robot with all the personality of a manila folder; the ships' computers are more interesting than Data. Replicators, the magical versions of 3D printers, are are pretty much unused. Holodeck is the only idea they explored well.

    15. Re:ITT: by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Really? What ideas were tested in this magical cauldron of Trek-ness? I keep hearing this claim that Trek was some sort of idea factory, in much the same way that I keep hearing about "hurr durr lens flare." I'd wager that, just like most of the people whining about lens flare only noticed it after they read somebody else's opinion about the lens flare in the film, most of the people carping endlessly about the "big ideas" of the original Trek series are simply doing so because somebody else said that there were big ideas in it.

      It's not too hard to see these ideas in play. I'd say a valid criticism of Star Trek was that it was usually fairly unsubtle about it and tried to hit you over the head with their point in case slower members of the audience weren't getting it.

  20. What happened to Spock's emotions? by dublin · · Score: 1

    No doubt, the 2009 Trek reboot was rollicking good action fun with a bit of insider snark thrown in. What I've never understood, though, is how Spock managed to turn out so differently - clearly the "new" Spock has little control over his emotions, and apparently, little desire to control them. It was always that tension that made the half-breed human more human than the real humans in some circumstances. And although the new Kirk is a bit over the top, he was always meant to be - Roddenberry intended him as an exaggerated Horatio Hornblower. (And, to the point of the reviewer, StarTrek was deliberately intended as a "space opera" twist on the "horse opera" genre - he pitched the show to network execs as ""Wagon Train" to the stars"...)

    Although I enjoyed the original, the idea of the Spock/Uhura lustfest just doesn't work for me at all. (First of all, did Uhura happen to just fall into Spock's seventh year rutting season? We'll never know, apparently....)

      Anyway, it seems Spock's lust handily outstrips his logic, and we're left with the most improbably romance in history. (In the immortal words of the Trek take-off Galaxy Quest (which may well be the best "StarTrek" movie yet), "That's just *wrong*...)

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    1. Re:What happened to Spock's emotions? by David_Hart · · Score: 2

      No doubt, the 2009 Trek reboot was rollicking good action fun with a bit of insider snark thrown in. What I've never understood, though, is how Spock managed to turn out so differently - clearly the "new" Spock has little control over his emotions, and apparently, little desire to control them. It was always that tension that made the half-breed human more human than the real humans in some circumstances.

        Anyway, it seems Spock's lust handily outstrips his logic, and we're left with the most improbably romance in history. (In the immortal words of the Trek take-off Galaxy Quest (which may well be the best "StarTrek" movie yet), "That's just *wrong*...)

      My thought is that that we will see a story arc where Spock is highly emotional (now), experiences Pon Farr for the first time where something bad happens, this pushes him to fully embrace logic, then he gradually realizes that there has to be a balance. My guess, having yet to watch Into Darkness, it that we will see this over several movies.

    2. Re:What happened to Spock's emotions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is it will only get worse.

      I'm reminded of the second Matrix movie. Afterwards, in a Slashdot discussion, a general consensus was reached about how the third movie might play out which was not only quite reasonable by itself, but which also made sense of all of the bullshit in the second movie, turning it into a rather nice series. Of course, once the third movie came out, none of that happened -- it was just more nonsense and as bad as the second.

      Sure, there may be a way to fix what is broken, but the fact that they broke it to begin with means that they either don't see the problem or they like it that way.

    3. Re:What happened to Spock's emotions? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      With Matrix, they took an excellent film, made 2 sequels, and the sum total after that was a single kinda mediocre film that ran 5 hours.

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
  21. Spoiler Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    At least 4 of those guys in the last photo die at the beginning.

    1. Re:Spoiler Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they're wearing Red Shirts, after all. (and really cheap looking ones at that)

    2. Re:Spoiler Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh!

  22. Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethics by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I haven't seen Into Darkness but a lot of this review covered what was painfully realized in the first movie: no longer is Trek about philosophy, ethics, tolerance, gray areas and real world problems. It's mostly absolute good versus absolute evil. I think the driving force behind the bad guy in the first movie was largely a misunderstanding ... which is incredibly boring. His motivation was confusingly laughable.

    Unsurprisingly I'm pretty sure I heard JJ Abrams tell Jon Stewart that "he never liked Star Trek" on The Daily Show. Well, now he's had a chance to kill it by turning it 100% into a modern day blockbuster action flick and shirking any attempt to tackle an interesting philosophical or ethical dilemma as the main plot. As the modern reemergence of comic book and super hero movies have shown, those films are a dime a dozen that anyone can do. Tackling something deeper while still holding our attention is the hard part. The Watchmen was a good candidate for it but fell short. I'm sure JJ Abrams would rather cover up the complicated parts that question good versus evil with another lens flare.

    --
    My work here is dung.
  23. Its science fiction by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    sci-fi is more than that. It's about ideas; it's about taking some part of life and changing it, then seeing what happens as a result.

    So this movie count as science fiction. Took something i enjoyed in life, like the philosophy of Star Trek (i'd say, most of the series had plenty of it) and changed it to a mindless action flick. Some transmutations could turns lead into gold, but others go in the other direction.

    1. Re:Its science fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct term would be fantasy, not science fiction.

  24. JJ Abrams is the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Abrams daily show interview is all I needed to understand to stay away from this movie.

    To be successfull you must fully whore yourself to the mass market and keep those action and cgi dials to maximum at all times. I pass.

  25. Fail by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "It's a movie with all the same strengths and weaknesses of its predecessor, and if it worked before, it'll work again."

    It is nothing of the sort. They went a long way toward throwing away the tremendous gains of the 2009 "new" Start Trek movie.

    The first movie took great pains to give them a brand NEW Star Trek world with all the possibilities that implies. It breaks all necessary ties with the past, and gave them a new start.

    So what did they do? They made the second movie a blatant derivative of "The Wrath of Khan".

    With all that possibility, they came close to throwing it all away. As it is, it was WAY too similar to that other Khan movie.

    Pardon me, but I go to movies to see new things. This wasn't it. My rating: FAIL.

    1. Re:Fail by wibblewibble · · Score: 1

      So you went to see a reboot to see new things? My rating of your comment? FAIL

    2. Re:Fail by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      My rating of your reading comprehension, and of your attempt to score cheap points without actually bothering to address anything that JQ Public said?

      FAIL.

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    3. Re:Fail by VanessaE · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen the movie yet, but your comment and a couple others leave out something important: 2009 was a reboot of the post-USS Kelvin era. In other words, since Khan came to power in the late 20th century, the Botany Bay should still have flown off into nowhere (1996, wasn't it?), and he and his crew should still have gone into hibernation. Why would the events of 2009 cause any significant effect on someone who is fast asleep somewhere on the other side of the quadrant? That's like saying the Borg shouldn't exist now.

      What it does give the movie moguls a chance to do is rewrite all of the stories we're already familiar with, and/or take them in new, maybe weird directions - but without necessarily eliminating the characters those stories were written around. We already know that Pike doesn't end up a vegetable anymore, let alone ending up on Talos IV. By the same token, maybe the Doomsday Machine (which originated outside the Milky Way) will "decide" to take a turn somewhere that it wouldn't have, owing to the absence of Vulcan. Or maybe the Enterprise won't show up at Janus VI and the Horta will go extinct at the hands of the miners there. There are tons of ways to re-use the characters and events of TOS and beyond.

    4. Re:Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YEs, I also would like to know where are all these new deep space star ships, especially the one that did find the S.S. Botany Bay. I say this because the Enterprise had yet to even go off on her Five Year Mission where they originally found Khan. This movie Breaks all reality for time and space that it breaks the Trek Universe.

    5. Re:Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One difference is that Kirk went into the warp engine instead of Spock; and then Spock comes to see Kirk dying.

    6. Re:Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still don't understand what I take as consistency in the parallels, you take as derivation. Beyond a 5 minute mirror segment, I found little sameness.

  26. I like OLD ST by p51d007 · · Score: 0

    Ok, I admit it, I'm an old fart (53). Grew up with the "classic" version of ST, seen them all, pretty much have them all memorized. When Next Gen came out, watched it, for the most part enjoyed it. DS9, watched it, didn't really care for it. Voyager, watched 1 season, didn't care for it. Enterprise, watched it, LOVED it, but networks....you know how they are. I've seen all the movies, including the reboot in 09. As for the new one, yes, I'll see it. Not cause I'm devoted to one version or the other, but because it's an action movie, it's summer, and it takes your mind off the "real" world, if only for a couple hours.

    1. Re:I like OLD ST by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      Enterprise, watched it, LOVED it,...

      As a guy who is a big Trek fan, and religiously watched TNG, DS9 (sort of), and Voyager, I can't understand how someone could LOVE Enterprise. I sat through some of the first season, and then gave up. I was bored to tears.

      I actually sat through that stupid episode where they spent half the time trying to figure out what the favorite food of someone was so that they could make it for his birthday. Seriously, that was the side plot.

    2. Re:I like OLD ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enterprise, watched it, LOVED it,...

      As a guy who is a big Trek fan, and religiously watched TNG, DS9 (sort of), and Voyager, I can't understand how someone could LOVE Enterprise. I sat through some of the first season, and then gave up. I was bored to tears.

      I actually sat through that stupid episode where they spent half the time trying to figure out what the favorite food of someone was so that they could make it for his birthday. Seriously, that was the side plot.

      Speaking as a life long Star Trek fan, I think that Enterprise actually got much better after the first season. About midway through the second season it was really quite good, but by then everybody had quit watching. By season three, and especially season four, the story quality was at least as good as DS9 or Voyager, and probably better in many cases. Many bits of trivia, like the Klingon foreheads and origins of Commander Data, were also explained during these episodes.

  27. Let's Keep Our Feet On The Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    and revitalized the Star Trek franchise, which had languished for 7 years without a new film and 4 years without a TV presence

    ..has been fixed by yet another remake of the same old.

    Seriously! Does anyone make original stuff anymore. Last night I saw and ad for Johnny Depp as Tonto in the fucking Lone Ranger!

    Hey! I have an idea, let's remake Gone With The Wind with Reese Witherspoon. Then we can enjoy a remake of Metropolis with Who Gives-a-fuck.

    Write something new! Make up your own fantasy FFS!

  28. Great for kids. by ikhider · · Score: 1

    It's a nice children's movie.

    --
    "SO we bide our time, waiting for a purer kick to bloom and the future is still bleak, uncertain and beautiful" -GSYBE
  29. Captain Lens Flare Strikes Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing worse than the original Star Drek series is this epic fail created by JJ "Lens Flare" Abrams. If you enjoy any of his movies, congratulations. You are a fucking retard. Seriously. Try watching some REAL movies for a fucking change.

  30. Anagram by O-Deka-K · · Score: 2, Funny

    Star Trek Into Darkness => Kirk Dates Nonstarters

  31. A gay Spock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A gay Spock! Naw, that's not the issue. I probably won't watch it until it hits the $7.00 Wal-Mart bin.

    You know what did it? The actual preview! When they showed the scene where Spock is telling them to let him die 'cause
    the needs of the many out-weigh the needs of the one/few, complete bull-stuff!!! Think about it - they don't want to interfere
    but yet they're there to interfere by stopping the volcano. How do they know letting the volcano blow wouldn't ultimately be
    the best thing? Look at humans - if that rock hadn't hit Earth 65 M years ago, Barney would rule the planet today. There
    is a (fictional) valid reason for stopping the rock from hitting the Earth, in which case we wouldn't be here.

    Logic wouldn't allow that! Actually, the new Superman looks like it might pretty good. IM3 was okay, but I'm still trying to
    figure out if there was an actual story/plot/point. Should've just adopted the kid - not like he doesn't have the bucks...

  32. Get A Life! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christ, people. Get a grip. It was fine entertainment, but it was far from perfect, and wasn't as good as you like to remember it - that's nostalgia at work.

    I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves? ... have you ever kissed a girl?

  33. Why so late by isorox · · Score: 1

    This film has been out on general release for 8 days already!

    1. Re:Why so late by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      This film has been out on general release for 8 days already!

      Assuming that you are being serious and not simply being snarky, the article isn't late. Well, at least not for the US audience.

      You see, if you look up the release dates for Into Darkness, you will see that the movie was released in Europe first and had a later release here in the US. It was released in the UK on the 9th and was released here in the US yesterday.

    2. Re:Why so late by isorox · · Score: 1

      This film has been out on general release for 8 days already!

      Assuming that you are being serious and not simply being snarky, the article isn't late. Well, at least not for the US audience.

      You see, if you look up the release dates for Into Darkness, you will see that the movie was released in Europe first and had a later release here in the US. It was released in the UK on the 9th and was released here in the US yesterday.

      How strange, an a nice reversal for a change :D

  34. Stan Kelly said it best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    JJ Abrams is a Star.. TRAITOR.

    He's not even a fan of star trek! And now he's doing the star wars movies!

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/hes-dead-to-us-jim,32408/

    1. Re:Stan Kelly said it best by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

      JJ Abrams is a Star.. TRAITOR.

      He's not even a fan of star trek! And now he's doing the star wars movies!

      http://www.theonion.com/articles/hes-dead-to-us-jim,32408/

      Yes I totally agree. See my original comment.

  35. It can't end well by tigqc016 · · Score: 1

    If Khan is the new villain (and dispatched, note: haven't seen the movie yet), and Vulcan the planet is destroyed; where will Kirk and the crew be so that they are not stranded on Earth when the Whale Probe (from Star Trek IV : The Voyage Home) comes calling. In the reboot, there are still no humpback whales on Earth. And thinking about it, Spock wont be killed requiring them to go to the Genesis planet and get exiled to Vulcan.

    1. Re:It can't end well by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      All those events happen 20 years later in the canon, so I don't think those things need to be worried about for a while.

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      /* No Comment */
  36. If you're only going to look for what wasn't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're only going to look for what wasn't progressive, then you're going to be able to find it.

    HOWEVER

    1) Women did have genuine roles other than T&A
    2) Wanted a mixed race kiss onscreen
    3) Often too the "What if it were different" theme and really ran with it to check out what about the current society we had was absolutely batshit nuts.

  37. Let’s get this out of the way up front: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This barrage of on-your-knees, head-bobbing, knob-slobbing positive reviews is not to be trusted. JJ Abrams is on record stating he doesn't like TOS, and thinks that ST is too cerebral. One could argue that every ST, movie or series, to be flawed in one way or another. Yet, they all stand in a different category from the reboot in that the reboot discards the underlying principles that made pre-Abrams ST worthy of attention in the first place.

    Big booms, pretty colors! Generic summer 'splosions, woot. Abrams will deliver plenty of that. An aspirational ethical perspective? Not so much.

  38. WTF?! by Libertarian001 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why do people keep saying that JJ Trek 1 was a good movie? No, no it wasn't. Ignore whether it was Trek or not. Ignore whether it was SciFi or not. It was a bad movie. The casting was great (except for Chekov), the performances were great. The sets were... like watching how Apple would design something...

    But the plot. Ugh. The entire time I was thinking about how I saw that exact scene in some other movie. Hey, JJ, you know the Spinning Blades of Doom (TM)? Yeah, Galaxy Quest was making fun of you with that, not encouraging you. Sure, make Kirk the youngest CO ever. I'm cool with that. Right up until, apparently, there's not a single officer on the entire ship... except for Spock... and you can just bring up his mommy issues to take command.

    I'm not a Trekkie. This isn't about not liking how things are now. I find much of Old Trek to be unwatchable. That was just a crap movie, and I saw absolutely nothing to make me want to watch this new one, and every reason to just skip it.

    Pass.

    1. Re:WTF?! by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Why do people keep saying that JJ Trek 1 was a good movie?

      Because other people have their own minds and their own opinions. You're not "right" and neither are they.

      --
      systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
    2. Re:WTF?! by Libertarian001 · · Score: 1

      Actually, objectively, I *am* right. There is a difference between liking something and knowing whether or not it is any good. There are plenty of movies that I "like," with full knowledge that they're actually horrible movies.

    3. Re:WTF?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But this post. Ugh. The entire time I was thinking about how I saw that exact sentence in some other post. Hey, Libertarian001, learn to be original for a change.

    4. Re:WTF?! by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Actually, objectively, I *am* right.

      The overwhelmingly positive reviews - and I mean from professional critics - would suggest that plenty of people disagree with you.

      What objective measures did you use to assess its quality?

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      systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
    5. Re:WTF?! by wibblewibble · · Score: 1

      Holy fuck, what a staggering display of arrogance and narcissism.

    6. Re:WTF?! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Sure, make Kirk the youngest CO ever. I'm cool with that. Right up until, apparently, there's not a single officer on the entire ship... except for Spock...

      This is the part that I've never been able to resolve. Even if this is a case, and Kirk needs to take command, there's no reason for him to get permanently bumped up 4 ranks.

      Abrams clearly wanted to have Kirk as captain of the Enterprise at the end of the movie, and have him as a cadet at the start, but that really wasn't going to be possible in a logical way.

  39. Not your fathers Star Trek! by msmonroe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think the comparison between the Star Trek of Today and the Star Trek of yesteryear is vastly unfair. The world of today is very different. The original Star Trek was set in a time that was practically before manned spaceflight; The concepts of space travel as well as technology were new except to the select few original nerds and geeks that read sci-fi by the masters or followed comic books. If the original Star Trek did anything it was to try and bring these ideas of technology and space flight to the masses. Some of the ideas are rather anachronistic and taken from old westerns, don't get me wrong it's great stuff. It also dealt with some social issues of the day, which was pretty common back in the day for classic sci-fi. Now everyone knows about technology and spaceflight nothing really wows anyone so it's really pointless to try and push that button; people are pretty jaded. Westerns are gone, for the most part anyway, and most of those concepts are long gone and if you tried to make a series with those concepts people would probably laugh and think it was kitsch. The awesome thing about the reboots is that it brings back to life for today's generation and it IS more of a space soap opera but that is what is popular today, like westerns were at the time of the original trek, and to bring people in you have to film something that is marketable and sell-able. If you want to see something classic like Star Trek, go watch the masters; the original crew, love those guys. I love the new crew as well, their just freaking awesome; I just realize that this is a different time and a different world. Besides I wouldn't want a line for line reboot anyway, I want to see something new.

    1. Re:Not your fathers Star Trek! by vanyel · · Score: 1

      Yes, the times are different. That doesn't excuse JJ from turning Star Trek into a cheesy, unbelievable, action flick that will be forgotten tomorrow, instead of exploring today's issues that people will remember 50 years from now. He even started with a premise that had a huge amount of potential for providing the sort of moral dilemma X-Men has been good at delivering and throwing it away with a cardboard villain (the one who was the real villain). You can have good, believable, action with a good story too, they aren't inherently mutually exclusive. This movie doesn't have either. The only thing that saves it at all is the character interactions.

  40. All but Nemesis are watchable... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    ...one way or another.
    Even The Final Frontier gets a free pass on account of that "What does God need with a starship?" scene.

    Nemesis is just... bad.
    So bad in fact that after that they stopped making Star Trek movies.

    --
    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
    1. Re:All but Nemesis are watchable... by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nemesis is just... bad.
      So bad in fact that after that they stopped making Star Trek movies.

      Nemesis was not really a Star Trek movie. It was just a movie with Star Trek actors in a Sci-Fi setting.

      I like to think Nemesis was a holodeck malfunction: Shortly after the credits finish there should've been a scene where Data, Geordi (visored), Dr. Pulaski, and Wharf and a security team (dressed circa season 2) force open the doors of a deactivated and visually damaged holodeck to find a dead Tom Hardy dressed in standard issue command uniform. Dr. Pulaski checks him over, and looks a Wharf and shakes her head. Data taps his comm badge and says "Data to Picard. I'm sorry, sir. We were too late to save Lt. Shinzon."

      --
      The road to tyranny has always been paved with claims of necessity.
    2. Re:All but Nemesis are watchable... by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      Oh, for the want of mod points. That would've been simply perfect as a post-credits easter egg. :)

    3. Re:All but Nemesis are watchable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, from now on this is how I will look at Nemesis. and Mod this Guy up!!!

    4. Re:All but Nemesis are watchable... by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1

      I wish I'd saved my Mod points.

      You. I would back your kickstarter to do a remake.

      --
      "Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
    5. Re:All but Nemesis are watchable... by JeanCroix · · Score: 1

      Your ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  41. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This, to plus six moderation, please.

    And, disagreeing with the original review, Wrath of Khan was ***not*** the "Best" Star Trek movie. It was the Most Popular/Profitable (measured by domestic and worldwide box office to production cost), because of the same reasons that 2009 and Into Darkness were/are popular. Dare I say, REAL Trek was never about Popular - just enough to survive on.

    For my money, Undiscovered Country. That movie had the action, adventure, humor ("Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place..." "I believe I would say.... go to hell.... if I were human....") and ideals that were understandable and after conflict become brightly shining. And Captain Sulu, who might have been able to carry the legacy of TOS forward.

    And I cannot see how one could be conflicted about Into Darkness' trek-ness without lumping 2009 into the same category. It will just be more of the same, without Nimoy.

    Yes, I'll go see it. Yes, I'll hope. Yes, I'm prepared to be entertained by a movie. ("Are you NOT entertained?" uh, well, i suppose...) And yes, I'm fully prepared to realize that Trek isn't Trek anymore, and the world should be mourning it. Maybe it could never be again, especially after Enterprise, the final season of which became Trek again after trying every other fracking-popular-scifi-show-trope on and was killed for it.

    But I can hope that watching JJ will become old and the fad will fade.... and then the next generations Nick Meyer can come along and give us our Trek again.

  42. JJ Abrams reboot sucks by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

    What Abrams did with the Star Trek Franchise was use all young/beautiful actors to portray the characters, use modern movie special effects, and take away most of the science that was usually the hallmark of the series (note: I said USUALLY) and replaced it with a lot of fast-paced action sequences. This may make the reboots "Cool" in the public consciousness but for me, the reboot was totally mindless and boring. I'll wait until the second movie in the reboot is available on Movie2K.com. That's right, I wouldn't even pay to see it on streaming video. I can't wait to see the disaster the JJ Abrams makes of the upcoming Star Wars trilogy, a la Disney. I'm sure I'll get down-modded by any ST-Reboot fanz here and I don't care. I like the old school ST...ST-TOS and ST-NG. Now, get off my lawn!

    1. Re:JJ Abrams reboot sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hop JJ Abrams has a stroke and dies. Or better yet, has a stroke and has to sit in a rest home watching his mindless crap play over and over again on a TV.

    2. Re:JJ Abrams reboot sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pirated it and had to stop watching after about 45 minutes. It was that awful. I won't pay to see it, I won't watch it on TV or rent it; I'm not doing one damn thing to send them any money for this giant shiny turd of a movie.

  43. SciFi requires Sci! by jackb_guppy · · Score: 1

    This movie and part of prior failed at basic science.
    1) The ship is not a gaint beer factory with volumes of empty useless space between things. If you have leak there are no comaptments to stop the leak. See Titanic.
    2) Build stairs to stairs to stairs show ship was not designed for use, but for only a movie.
    3) Items inside of ship without power falling in planet's gravity well. Do not fall faster! You will not be runninng on the walls or sliding as it you are on a slide.

    On another note...
    1) A prefect human would have good teath.
    2) An Asian 1990s charcter is not a white english guy.
    3) Charcter of strong controled though - does not run in croward, does not fight stupily after controled battling, basicly being to opposite of his character.

    Lastly...
    The Golden Gate Bridge does not go east and west, nor is visual in fine detail from transamerica building! At least the real Start Trek gets that right.

    1. Re:SciFi requires Sci! by dbIII · · Score: 2

      The very start with the ship underwater set that trend. Why bother with shuttles and transporters if you can just land it anywhere? As for underwater - why not stick drills on it so it can tunnel since it's now already as ridiculous as a flying submarine molemachine battleship out of a Godzilla movie. Add transporting all the way to a distant planet and why do you need starfleet anyway?
      Bad science is annoying, but not as annoying as being inconsistant with the bad science so that none of the new magical rules to replace science in the setting actually last the length of a movie. If anything at all can happen and there is no reason for anything then why bother?

    2. Re:SciFi requires Sci! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if I recall correctly, there were no ships capable of landing on planets that time. The first ship I know of that could do this in the original universe was the Voyager.

  44. Bechdel Test? Really? by SampaioX · · Score: 1

    Okay so I just read the wiki page on the Bechdel test, and now I'm wondering if any episode/film of the Star Trek franchise has ever passed it ... EVER. I mean even in Voyager I imagine if Janeway was talking to Kes or B'Elanna it was probably about Neelix or Paris. Maybe Janeway + Seven of Nine convos? But then can we really consider Seven of Nine's character to be a woman in the sense intended by the Bechdel test?

  45. not just "new trek" and "old trek" by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think it's a matter of how Abrams' Trek compares unfavorably to the scientific and philosophical "Old Trek". This is not an entirely accurate characterization of Old Trek, and completely ignores the substantial difference between Old Trek and Middle Trek. Whereas Original Kirk often resolved things with a directed phaser burst or clunky fight scene, the series of the Berman era, starting with ST:TNG, went too far the other way, preferring to move the plot forward with endless meetings and discussions and existential crisis and long meaningful stares. (Side note, I think this was primarily because meetings are cheaper to film than fight scenes, but feel free to disagree.) This is where the technobabble reached a peak, as babbling nonsense to get out of a predicament is viewed as somehow more cerebral than kicking ass. Or actually coming up with a plausible predicament with a plausible solution.

    And as we know, Berman's Super Talking Trek eventually collapsed in upon itself. Personally, I've seen every single episode of TOS several times, but I stopped watching each of TNG, DS9, and Voyager before they played out. And I only ever saw perhaps four episodes of Enterprise. (Of which, one was the arguably decent follow-on to "mirror mirror".) Why? Because with a few exceptions, it was boring as hell. The same endless discussions scored by the same eight bars of cello and viola until you want to claw your eyes out. It was an exercise in frustration.

    I submit that Abrams' trek was meant as a direct counter to the Super Talking Trek of the Berman era. It's not necessarily TOS reinterpreted as a space opera, because, let's face it, a lot of TOS *was* space opera, just with less money and lower technology. Abrams' Trek takes the action qualities of TOS and gives it a huge boost of technology and caffeine, without losing sight of TOS beginnings: Horatio Hornblower in space. I haven't seen Into Darkness yet, but noticed the "wooden ships and iron men" feel to the battle scenes in the trailer, which Previous Trek had seldom been able to convey. I really don't have a problem with that.

    But the lens flare, that has to go. What idiot thought that up?

    I mean really, if Roddenberry and Coon and Fontana and the rest had access to something that looked like a decent space suit and the ability to film EVAs and descents into volcanos and small vehicles dogfighting in space, and the Enterprise in atmosphere, don't you think they would have used them?

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    1. Re:not just "new trek" and "old trek" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what struck me watching Into Darkness. I feel like J.J. Abrams has a complete understanding of Roddenberry's original vision for Star Trek. The most important component of this vision is a future humanity which has solved its problems at home, and which is looking outwards to explore and meet new folks. The key thing is that it is all essentially optimistic. I think old Trek was somewhat unique among visual science fiction for being fundamentally utopian in nature. The later Berman stuff lost a lot of this utopian inner nature. Hell, later DS9 was positively dark. They literally stopped paying their lighting bills, and they built a ship with a cloaking device, and all these fancy new weapons.

      I see the Abrams films and this one in particular as an unqualified rejection of what I'm going to call the Berman Trek Vision. And I think this is more important than Star Trek as a vehicle for ideas. I encourage people here to remember John Campbell's philosophy to science fiction--that a good story with realistic characters, that is good fiction, is always a requirement for good science fiction, and that the science parts must not be allowed to subsume the story.

      Consider that for most of its production life, Star Trek has been crippled by bad dialog, godawful acting, bad production values, and low budgets, and this new stuff is quite equitable as a trade.

  46. Boring by stanlyb · · Score: 1

    I am not a fan, but nevertheless i did like the previous Star Tek movie. This one......it was boring. At some point i was about to ask, where is the alien enemy!!! Where is the fight? Where is the ACTION?

    1. Re:Boring by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      Where is the ACTION?

      ...Seriously?

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  47. Wrath of Khaaaaaaaaan! by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 2

    Wrath of Khan...the best Star Trek movie, to date...even though the special effects are 30 years out of date. Get off my lawn!

  48. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When was Trek EVER "about philosophy, ethics, tolerance, gray areas and real world problems?"

    Seriously, what fucking alternate universe did you watch Star Trek in?

    I guess you never watched TOS or NG. Episodes brought to light issues that paralleled the prevailing topics of the time such as racism, transgender, homosexuality, bi-racial relationships, the cold war, what defines humanity, etc, etc, etc.

  49. Re:Bechdel Test? Really? by SampaioX · · Score: 1

    Also ... Deanna Troy anyone? Space Opera / United Federation of Planets Star Trek is all well and good but to imply that it's ever been very progressive on the gender equality front is ludicrous.

  50. Obviously not by Cammi · · Score: 1

    Uh no. I won't enjoy this film as I value my eyesight. WTF is wrong with JJ Drunk?

  51. I’ll probably be entertained, and disappoint by Baron+von+Daren · · Score: 1

    The Trek reboot was a summer blockbuster and little more. I was entertained by it; even while being deeply disappointed. It squandered a relatively unique opportunity; played to the masses, and made a mint. From one perspective it is exactly what a movie should do. It wasn't the movie I wanted (but perhaps the movie I deserved...said in gravelly voice), but no one was obligated to make the movie I wanted.

    That being said, it is a shame from my perspective. The reboot offered Abrams one of the most fertile story franchises in human history on a platter. It offered a chance to blend action, wit, science, a little sex appeal, commentary on the human condition, and special effects together in a package with a guaranteed viewership. It offered the chance to take a risk and make something great. Instead the film played it safe, and I suspect it will go down in history as meh.

  52. hamza by sincere230 · · Score: 1

    ok

  53. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by bignetbuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    JJ Abrams tell Jon Stewart that "he never liked Star Trek" on The Daily Show. Well, now he's had a chance to kill it by turning it 100% into a modern day blockbuster action flick and shirking any attempt to tackle an interesting philosophical or ethical dilemma as the main plot. As the modern reemergence of comic book and super hero movies have shown, those films are a dime a dozen that anyone can do. Tackling something deeper while still holding our attention is the hard part. The Watchmen was a good candidate for it but fell short. I'm sure JJ Abrams would rather cover up the complicated parts that question good versus evil with another lens flare.

    Where are the mod points when you need them? You hit the problem squarely on the head with the JJ Abrams reboots. Star Trek has been reduced to an action flick. Something that will be forgotten in a month. A lot of action, pretty visuals, with a big fat void in the middle. I've seen both now and they are utterly forgettable.

  54. NPR Review by GiganticLyingMouth · · Score: 1

    In case anyone is interested, here's the link to the NPR review of 'Into Darkness'. That reviewer seems to echo this review's sentiments pretty closely; it's different from the old Star Trek, and doesn't have much thought to it, but is entertaining nonetheless.

  55. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I admittedly haven't seen a whole lot of TOS, but yes, those are exactly what much of TNG is about. It's nowhere near perfect, but it tried.

  56. warp trail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Enterprise poops out sparkly magic dust when it goes to warp, what's up with that? Is it supposed to be like tinkerbell? Is Disney buying Star Trek next? I'm going back to reading books.

    1. Re:warp trail by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      It shat rainbows in the old movies.

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    2. Re:warp trail by unitron · · Score: 1

      It shat rainbows in the old movies.

      Well, actually, it Shatnered rainbows.

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  57. Is this review from 2009? by AmbushBug · · Score: 2

    This isn't a review of the latest movie. Its just a rehash of the same arguments everyone had when the 2009 movie came out. News flash: its still not like the old trek you (think?) you knew and loved. Its still just an action movie in space. It still has lens flare. Its made by the same guy so why would you expect it to be any different?

    If you do like action movies in space, Into Darkness is an excellent movie. Personally I found it very entertaining and worth the ticket price. (Although I thought the "KHAAAAN!!" moment was weak sauce compared to the original.)

    1. Re:Is this review from 2009? by iris-n · · Score: 1

      I was not expecting it to be like old stark trek. I was just hoping that this time the plot would make any sense. Clearly I was mistaken.

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  58. agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't liked anything Abrams or his writing team has done, so I see no reason to expect anything better with this. If someone who didn't like the last film said this one was worth watching I would be interested in their take, but so far most people have said this one isn't as good at the last, which I did feel cheated for having paid $3 to see in a second run theater.

    As some point people have to stop seeing films because of nostalgia. Only through refusing to support hollywood's drek can we expect to see renewed interest in original stories, intersting and clever plots, and character development.

  59. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by QilessQi · · Score: 2

    Mine, AC.

    Like all good science-fiction, Star Trek -- even in its original 1960s incarnation -- confronted topics of the day like racism (the black/white people) or class-ism/able-ism (the psychokinetic pseudo-Greek civilization). It explored the human condition. Yes, there was action, but it was just a component of good storytelling. Watch a season of ST:DS9 and you'll see that most of it is about the characters and how they relate to the circumstances around them. It's not just about firing phasers at bad guys. Sometimes the good guys are shown to be not so good after all, and ditto for the bad guys.

  60. What Do You Expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Ow My Balls isn't just a funny show from the future, it's a commentary on the direction of entertainment in general. The audience is getting dumber and the investors are following them into the abyss. The contemporary American can't be bothered with questions of morality that come from other Treks, like whether an android is sentient or deserves the right of self-determination, or whether holographic forms can be considered "life". Shit man! There are lens flares and explosions to look at. Fuck that nerd shit.

  61. Elementary. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Hey, that's Sherlock Holmes!

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  62. Neither is SciFi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would challenge the name 'science fiction' and say neither star trek is sci fi. What we know as Science Fiction I think was mislabeled and became a term to describe an exploration of humanity. Shouldn't the original star trek be more appropriately referred to as 'Sociological Fiction' . Science Fiction should just apply to stories exploiting science which to me would describe a movie about MacGyver. discuss :)

    1. Re:Neither is SciFi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We appreciate your attempt to redefine the term "Science Fiction" but we'll just stick with what we've been using for the last 75 years.

      --the rest of us.

  63. Sexist future by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Note the security officers escorting the villain in the picture here...

    ALL men.

    Because, you need BIG STRONG ARMS to pull the trigger on a recoil-less phaser rifle.

    I guess if a woman had been in the security detail, the villain wouldn't have escaped and the movie would have ended too quickly.

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    1. Re:Sexist future by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      I for one fear a creature prone to PMS in possession of a weapon that can completely remove the binding forces of a cubic meter of metal.

    2. Re:Sexist future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's all you got out of that, you're seriously missing a whole lot.

      Tell you what. Get off the agenda platform and take a breather.

    3. Re:Sexist future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently the new phaser rifles have recoil.

    4. Re:Sexist future by unitron · · Score: 1

      I for one fear a creature prone to PMS in possession of a weapon that can completely remove the binding forces of a cubic meter of metal.

      What makes you think they need the weapon in order to be able to do that during PMS, instead of just giving it A Look?

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    5. Re:Sexist future by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Or really triggers that require 30-50 pounds pressure to pull.

      I've been watching Voyager lately. THERE, they have female security officers.

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  64. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, JJ hates ST, he's needs to bash it so he can make Star Wars look good.

    I mean complex story lines is not his specialty, a bunch of simple misunderstandings and keeping hidden/secret information is his talent. And non-complex storyline/topics, a lot of action, a lot of drama, a lot of SFX (re: len flares).... that IS Star Wars.

    I can already predict what SW Ep.7 will be like.

  65. Naah... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Wait for the Into Darkness to turn up on TV or for a decent torrent.
    It's a waste of time and money and a bad copy of The Wrath of Khan.
    Spoilers from here on.

    TWOK's Khan is the big bad from the moment you see him but he manages to come off as tragic by the end.
    A man drowning in his own hate. Also, quoting Melville helps.

    ID's Cumberbatch can't decide if he's Superman, a cunning villain, an ally, the big bad, a tragic hero of another story...
    He's all over the place and each iteration just makes him come off weaker and unfocused.
    Shinzon at least revealed to be crazy and kept on being crazy after that.
    Cumberbatch is cunning, then stoic, then threatening, then tragic, then friendly, then evil, then angry, then practical, then calm under pressure (beating actually), and apparently... happy and peaceful by the end.

    Also, the "big reveal" is UTTERLY MEANINGLESS. He goes "I... AM... KHAN..." DUN-DUN-DUN.
    And everyone is like... Yeah? So?
    It takes I think an hour or so for Quinto to call up Leonard Nimoy so he could tell him "Oh... That guy is REALLY BAD."
    By then, they've sent him with Pine on a suicide mission. What could possibly go wrong?

    TWOK has the whole theme of friendship and growing old and rebirth...
    ID barely acknowledges friendship between Pine and Quinto.
    Instead Pine fucks catgirls and has long talks with Bruce Greenwood - so there'd be something kinda like revenge as motivation for him to chase down Cumberbatch.
    Except he's busy trying to shoot down Cumberbatch while Bruce Greenwood dies in Quinto's arms.
    OK... let's say there's maybe guilt there. Guilt leads to anger, anger leads to...
    So he tries to knock out Cumberbatch when they meet, fails miserably, keeps failing... making what is supposed to be a tragic moment of helplessness look funny.

    Remember Joker taking over the control of the interrogation while Batman keeps pounding on him with his fists and achieving nothing?
    You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.
    They missed that by a mile.

    When did they remember the whole "I have been, and always shall be, your friend."?
    At the very end, when they need it to show how they are best buddies - only without the setup it falls flat.
    To be honest, they kinda tried it with that "Yo Vulcan-man, you know why I saved your life?" but they literally RAN away from that scene.
    Can't have anything slowing down the movie. It's action non-stop.

    Same goes for Pine's "discovery of responsibility". Utter failure.
    Spock in TWOK takes responsibility. He puts on a radiation suit and carefully and by the book repairs the reactor.
    The dude is there to do the job no one else can do, and he is the one in command. The one responsible for the ship and its crew.

    What does Pine do? He rushes in, no protective clothing (See... it's not about him saving the SHIP... It's about HIM saving the ship.) - and then he proceeds to JUMP THE WARP CORE INTO ALIGNMENT.
    He's literally jumping on the core.
    http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/urda002/jumpingOnTheCore_zps7756a36e.jpg

    Again, drama turns into comedy.

    Spock in TWOK is tearing your heart out, stumbling around blind from radiation, still trying to keep dignity he straightens up the uniform... the whole scene is heart-wrenching.
    Pine in contrast is just... you know... dying.
    So Pine tells Quinto he saved him cause they are... buddies, finishes Quinto and a single manly tear rolls down his cheek.
    And then Pine is dead.

    So Quinto could yell out "KHaaaan!"... into the air... And it feels lame.
    He just does not seem angry enough, there or in the following scenes when he chases after Cumberbatch across San Francisco.
    Which is a special brand of nonsense when they clearly have working transporters.
    But the thing is... Chasing a meme (Khaaaan!

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  66. They are ALL flawed by Rob_Bryerton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Warning: some foul language ahead, and no, I do not advocate violence towards women. All right, then.

    TOS was pretty good and the remasters are pretty cool to watch if for nothing other than how tacky they are. That being said, about half of the episodes are really, really cheesy. Some of the costumes are downright hilarious, like they raided the Hollywood studio equivalent of a Goodwill store. But hey, it's the original, and still quite watchable. We all know the characters, no need to go into that.

    TNG was really very good in it's time, but I DARE you to watch it now. Wow, just horrific stuff. Bad acting, all the "men" have vaginas, way way overly PC, and the episodes flog you non-stop with the fucking morality angle. Ugh. Almost every actor way overacts, including Patrick Stewart, who is the star of the whole ordeal. He's excellent, if a little preachy and theatrical. But again, I just dare you to watch it.

    DS9 is probably my favorite these days, as it's not too ancient, doesn't get too high & mighty, and the Ferengi presence makes for some good comedy. Still, the Bajor angle wears you down, and you just want to smack Kira around with her Bajor this Bajor that, Bajor...SHUT UP!!!!. You almost start rooting for the Cardassians. Sisko, and especially Quark and Garak steal the show. Keiko, Julian, and Odo are mostly annoying. The Cardassians are delightfully evil; I love me some Gul Dukat.

    Voyager: Holy shit, this is a frickin' train-wreck in space. Like a train-wreck, it's a terrifyingly horrible thing to witness, but hard to look away. Being Trek, I have to watch it. It's really an unintentional comedy, and even watching it alone, I end up howling with laughter. Usually my dog will start biting me because I'm scaring the hell out of her as I'm doubled over in fits of laughter. You've got a helium addict for a captain (as I type this I'm laughing my ass off), the spastic half Klingon woman as the engineer, the 1st officer Tonto, the Hologram Doctor you just want to kick in the nuts he's so annoying, the Neelix cook dude (what the fuck is that?), and his Carol-Brady-hairdo sporting girlfriend playing the ???, fuck, I don't know what. This series is the very height of technobabble, and the plots and scripts are just downright ludicrous. I'm going to watch one after I post this, because they're funny as all hell.

    Now there's Enterprise, which is pretty good actually. It takes a while to get rolling, and the last several episodes are for shit, but overall, it's pretty good as long as the T&A doesn't offend you: it's really blatant. The stars of this series are definitely the Vulcan science officer T'Pol's breasts and her ass, as this is what the camera is usually focused on. Could be worse. The doctor, Phlox, is excellent: actually, he's my favorite character. It's not without its share of annoying characters, however. Here we go: The WORST has got to be Hoshi, the Korean actress cast as a Japanese (of course) communication officer. At first you think: "Hey, at least she's kind of cute." But then the whining starts. And the pouting. Oh the pouting. Please just STOP IT, HOSHI. Ugh, she is such a bummer. Malcom, the security officer is OK sometimes, but definitely neurotic. Then the hotheaded engineer, who again, grows on you, but is mostly annoying. I liked Scott Bakula (for the most part) as the captain, but the fatal flaw is that NOBODY LISTENS TO HIM, and he rarely kicks their asses, electing to let it slide. Some really cool alien species show up here and there.

    So, there's my take on the Star Trek series. Which should really be called Time Trek, because it seems half of the episodes are about time travel. I liked the 1st reboot for what it was (mindless action in space), but really people, ALL of the Trek iterations are pretty bad, so take off those rose tinted glasses and lighten up.

    1. Re:They are ALL flawed by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have earned a beer.

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  67. Oh and then... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    ...they revive Pine about 5 action packed minutes after he dies. Filling him up with Cumberbatch juice.

    So... Dying?
    No biggie. Nobody has to die anymore.
    Augment bloodTM baby.

    Heals little dying girls AND brings back dead starship captains.

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    1. Re:Oh and then... by unitron · · Score: 1

      Please tell me you made all that up after not staying away from the brown acid and it wasn't really what happens in Son of Star Trek 90210.

      Otherwise the only explanation is Abrams going "Oh yeah, you think my first Star Trek movie was bad? I'll show you bad!"

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  68. Multiple Treks are good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think it's a matter of how Abrams' Trek compares unfavorably to the scientific and philosophical "Old Trek". This is not an entirely accurate characterization of Old Trek, and completely ignores the substantial difference between Old Trek and Middle Trek. Whereas Original Kirk often resolved things with a directed phaser burst or clunky fight scene, the series of the Berman era, starting with ST:TNG, went too far the other way, preferring to move the plot forward with endless meetings and discussions and existential crisis and long meaningful stares. (Side note, I think this was primarily because meetings are cheaper to film than fight scenes, but feel free to disagree.) This is where the technobabble reached a peak, as babbling nonsense to get out of a predicament is viewed as somehow more cerebral than kicking ass. Or actually coming up with a plausible predicament with a plausible solution.

    I submit that Abrams' trek was meant as a direct counter to the Super Talking Trek of the Berman era. It's not necessarily TOS reinterpreted as a space opera, because, let's face it, a lot of TOS *was* space opera, just with less money and lower technology. Abrams' Trek takes the action qualities of TOS and gives it a huge boost of technology and caffeine, without losing sight of TOS beginnings: Horatio Hornblower in space. I haven't seen Into Darkness yet, but noticed the "wooden ships and iron men" feel to the battle scenes in the trailer, which Previous Trek had seldom been able to convey.

    I agree that the different series of Trek had their different styles, and had their own, independent worth.
    TOS - A middle aged, experienced, and aggressive Kirk, that uses his phaser, or mind,
    TNG - the talking and meetings Star Trek.
    DS9 - did permenance, and long term consequences well, especially for the first mirror universe episode.
    Abram's Trek - the younger, even more aggressive Kirk. I saw the first, but not Into Darkness. If the inexperienced Kirk makes mistakes, and faces the consequences, I could take it as a Star Trek TV series.

    Voyager, Enterprise, hypothetical "Captain Worf" - I pretend they don't exist.

  69. Were people too busy hating the movie to see it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've been very much into Star Trek since I can remember. I have gone to conventions, and back when ToS was just Star Trek I could tell you every episode, and all the details behind them, and despite being pretty bad, I even like the odd numbered movies (Except V, that was terrible). I remember when TnG came out, there were similar complaints to what we are seeing now where people were complaining it wasn't Trek, not with the Captain crying and such. But people finally realized that Piccard was not Kirk. They were 2 different shows with 2 different crews set in 2 different times. We have the same thing here, while the character names are the same, the characters are different as you would expect from having different influences in their lives.

    Many are complaining about the lack of Trekiness in the story. (Sorry, trying to be vague and drop too many spoilers.) In this movie I saw a Kirk hell bent on revenge as one might expect under the circumstances being questioned by his crew and then growing as a result of the influences of his crew. The crew faced moral dilemmas and positively influenced each other in the right direction. Kirk learned lessons that tempered his maverick nature, while Spock clearly let his human half out more. What the hell is not Trek about this?

  70. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my honest opinion, there is a far greater chunk of people here in the world that just want to be entertained rather than think more than what they already do during their intense work days, Monday-Friday.

    There is also the comfort factor. I believe I would be correct in stating that people tend to not like having their beliefs questioned or think about sensitive topics unless it's a horror movie or something like "The Dark Knight Rises".

    That is what is going to sell. For example, I personally loved watching "Cloud Atlas", but it didn't do so well in the box office. Why? It had action and everything the geeks wanted! It failed because to the layman that isn't so great with science and likes to stick with reality, they got really confused throughout the movie. Meanwhile, whatever realistic RomCom or action flick was in theaters at the same time got more money.

    Most people just simply want to be entertained. Us geeks that love to think all the time are in the minority.

  71. Not epic by michaelmalak · · Score: 1

    SPOILERS

    The spacing of the films -- every few years -- is supposed to be the opportunity for epic character and situational changes, for tragedy and redemption. Star Trek II-IV was an epic trilogy. Star Trek VI was kind of epic, due to the tie-ins to TNG and DS9. Star Trek VIII was epic. Star Trek 2009 was obviously epic.

    The rest are just episodes -- everything gets resolved in a single movie with the universe completely unchanged. Star Trek VII was not epic even though Kirk died -- he didn't really die in a tragic way critical to the plot; he was just unceremoniously killed off. Plus it was a bad movie all the way around.

    Thus, I liken Into The Darkness to Nemesis and Insurrection. It's just an episode.

    I feel Abrams and the script writers were just rushed due to all the delays, and didn't have time to allow their collective creativity to be fully manifested.

    Oh, it was a good movie. But it was an episode, not an epic.

  72. The Move was Just Silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Seriously, this movie was retarded.

    Tribble experimentation and Khan's blood would cure Kirk?

    Scotty just happening to stow away on the Vengeance?

    Seriously, it was like a bad episode of Lost.

  73. Movie filmed at National Ignition Facility by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Just FYI for those who didn't see the History Channel show "Star Trek: Secrets of the Universe" that some of the engineering scenes were shot at the National Ignition Facility (NIF) at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory.

    Here an article about it (link also on NIF home page): ‘Star Trek’ Boldly Goes to Unlikely Real-Life Locations

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  74. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's not killing Star Trek. Old episodes aren't deleted from peoples minds every time he makes a new one. What he's doing is a new version of Star Trek that doesn't have to do much with the original series besides names. Some people will like it, some people won't. Right there with you on the absolute good vs absolute evil thing. They could've thrown a couple of moral dilemas that didn't resort to the ol' switcheroo.

  75. Vulcans allow a drill ship near home planet ?` by speedlaw · · Score: 1

    I hope this one is better....I had a hard time with the entire "The most advanced race, Vulcans, allow a drilling ship within range". How about, it should have been stopped at whatever planet is the outlier in that system...... This wasn't the Empire taking on Alderaan....This was the freaking Vulcans.... Next up, NYC allows a North Korean Trawler to go up the Hudson River without even so much as a Coast Guard Courtesy inspection.

  76. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

    Episodes brought to light issues that paralleled the prevailing topics of the time such as racism, transgender, homosexuality, bi-racial relationships, the cold war, what defines humanity [...]

    And "Spock's Brain."

    'nuff said.

  77. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sometimes the good guys are shown to be not so good after all, and ditto for the bad guys."

    Bingo. Like the episode where that super soldier escapes and leads the Enterprise crew on a crazy chase. They catch him and are told he's a criminal. Really he's a veteran who was discarded after the war..... hmmmm sure that has no relevance to our world at all...............

  78. Embarrassingly bad 'wrath of kahn' rip offs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Near the end of the flick we have a complete 'wrath of khan' ripoff, with Kirk in this movie taking the role of spock from wrath of kahn. We have quotes repeated verbatim "Don't go in there you'll flood the whole compartment", amoung others, and we have kirk running into certain death to manually physically manipulate the one thing the ship needs to 'get out of danger'. We have the dramatic moment back on the bridge where new spock is informed that he 'better get down here', and we have the death scene where kirk now irradiated lays near the door and talks to spock, complete with putting his hand up there and making the vulcan live long and prosper sign. I could go on, but this was just so embarrassingly bad stupid I can't belive they pulled this. AND, there was a "Kiiirrrkkk!" just like in wrath of kahn where kirk cursed kahn with the deafeing "KHHHAAANNN!!".

    Oh, and wtf was that sequence with new spock talking to old spock? I like nimoy of course, but it was like one of those fantasy dream sequences you find in daytime television and added absolutly nothing of value to the film, and amplified my dissapointment at the blatant wrath of khan ripoff it'd turned into.

    I support a reboot of trek, but remaking past films - and poorly at that - is not what it should be about.

  79. mod parent up... by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    how is there a discussion over whether parent is trolling?

    this concerns me as a /. mod...

    I know that when Hollywood is involved it brings out the fanboi bots but this is starting to get out of control.

    Parent's post is exactly what a /. post should be. It takes a position, assumes a level of nerd-knowledge for the reader, is succinct, and has support for its claims.

    heh...and of course he didn't reference TFA...so this is definitely not a 'troll' comment...

    Alot of the comments claiming he is trolling however...some of those are PR bots...mods be aware

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    1. Re:mod parent up... by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Yes, but this is a reboot of Slashdot. The original Slashdot included many episodes of informed debate focusing on human nature. In the rebooted franchise, there are goodies and baddies, and "-1 troll" means "you're wrong".

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  80. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a shame this response was a short derogatory pissing contest. I would have eagerly read 3 pages of AC'S reasoning in an attempt to figure out at what point in his life he went off the rails. Seriously nobody gets it this wrong. And now i am left wanting.

  81. Back To The Future? by denzacar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What? You haven't seen Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey?

    Their final showdown with De Nomolos is one of the few times I've seen someone use time travel properly.
     

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    1. Re:Back To The Future? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 2

      Except that <<spoiler alert>> they let him live, so he is still alive to come back and attempt to kill them, whereas if he won, they would be dead and wouldn't be able to come back and attempt to stop him. The only realistic winner in that fight was De Nomolos....

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    2. Re:Back To The Future? by fellip_nectar · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting De Nomolos got melvined by the Grim Reaper. That's a loss by default.

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  82. Worth seeing, but Gene's Vision is now 100% Dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This review echos my thoughts very closely. Just saw the move today, and it is definitely entertaining. I, however, would not call this Star Trek. Gene Roddenberry had a vision of the future...but that vision is completely lost in these last two movies. Again, they are entertaining movies in their own right (indeed, they are 100% Hollywood...for all the good and the bad that that implies)...but I mourn for the loss of something that I felt was greater.

    These movies, as well as the franchise, will do just fine, however.

  83. No kidding by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Star Trek has a rating of 95% (94% with top critics) on Rotten Tomatoes. That puts it waaay up there. So if critic reviews are the "objective" measure, then it was very good. Or maybe we say "power to the people" and look at sales numbers. In that case it grossed $385 million, costing able $150 to make thus making it a success commercially. This is theatre numbers, not including rentals and DVD sales.

    This also puts it over the gross for any other Star Trek movie, including the original motion picture, when adjusted for inflation. So by that "objective" measure it is also the best, since people spent the most on it in real dollars (meaning inflation adjusted).

    As the parent says, it is fine not to like a movie. Your tastes are your tastes but stop trying to pretend like they are in any way, shape, or form "objective". They are subjective, that is what likes and dislikes are by definition. Particularly since if you put any numbers to it. Star Trek did really well. Film critics liked it, audiences liked it, that makes it good if you want to use metrics to define that.

  84. P.S. Were you all expecting this instead? by flayzernax · · Score: 1

    Space: 1999 - TV intro (season 1) HQ (1975)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WZW4groJro

    Seriously people. Go back inside to your basements and stop scrutinizing your lawns.

  85. No he's being honest by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

    The problem isn't people not liking the movie, it is people hating on it, often without even seeing it, because they feel like they SHOULDN'T like it. It is similar to the hipster attitude: Star Trek can't be good because it's popular and popular can't be good. The Onion had a hilariously spot on piece on the first one called "Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'." There was plenty of that happening. Trekkies hating on it as being "not Star Trek" or getting mad because it was "mainstream" without any real criticism of the movie, just that it wasn't ok to like because of what it was.

    I can respect anyone who says "I don't care for this," but doesn't hate on it, they just don't care for it because it doesn't match their taste.

    I can also respect someone who dumps on something, but has a well reasoned argument as to what they see is wrong with it. A great example are the Plinkett reviews on the Star Wars prequel. Mike Strokua presents plenty of reasons as to why they really aren't good movies, not just ones he doesn't care for.

    I cannot respect people who hate on things for silly reasons, and who act like you are one of the unwashed masses if you happen to like it. That somehow liking that which is mainstream is bad and means you can't have any taste.

    I encounter it with music all the time. I have a more refined taste than many and a lot more knowledge. I was a classical and jazz player for many years (about 10) and, well, if you play them for that long you either grow to enjoy them or you stop. My MP3 library is filled with Orff, Ravel, Bach, Motzart, Ellington, Bassie, Coltraine, Ferguson, and so on. I've also a good bit of theoretical music training, understanding of what actually makes music what it is, and a good bit of acoustics knowledge to boot. I can, should I wish, analyze a song on a fairly technical level.

    However I also find I have a lot of enjoyment of new music, including some popular music. One such piece is Party Rock Anthem. It is no great masterpiece but I enjoy it. It is catchy and fun. I like to listen to it. It is also, of course, extremely popular. Something like 500m views on Youtube, where many haven't even heard of the composers I mentioned previously.

    For that, I garner a sneer from some other "music lovers," as though you cannot possibly like the "trash" of the masses and still enjoy great works of the past. I say bullshit, you can like what you like, and you can appreciate things in different ways.

    So the GP was very accurate, and there's been a lot of that shit in this thread. People whining it isn't "real" sci-fi. That it is dumb because of the actions, that it isn't good Star Trek, etc, etc. I say screw you, it was a fun movie. Not the best I've ever seen, but I enjoyed it. ...Though on the topic of sound the fucking theatres need to stop abusing the volume dial! I am seriously bringing my SPL meter next time and if it is exceeding maximum levels, I am going to try and get them in trouble. Movies are supposed to be loud for big hits, not all the damn time. 105dB for big brad band hits, 115dB for LFE explosions, 75dB, or less, for dialogue and standard effects. Not loud, louder and loudest!

    1. Re:No he's being honest by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't people not liking the movie, it is people hating on it, often without even seeing it, because they feel like they SHOULDN'T like it. It is similar to the hipster attitude: Star Trek can't be good because it's popular and popular can't be good. The Onion had a hilariously spot on piece on the first one called "Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'." There was plenty of that happening. Trekkies hating on it as being "not Star Trek" or getting mad because it was "mainstream" without any real criticism of the movie, just that it wasn't ok to like because of what it was.

      I can respect anyone who says "I don't care for this," but doesn't hate on it, they just don't care for it because it doesn't match their taste.

      Then let me give you a reasoned argument on behalf of those that just "hate on it": cognitive dissonance. Willful suspension of disbelief is central to all fiction. But contradiction of known "fact" (even fictional fact) breaks your ability to suspend disbelief. I once saw a film where this sicko had been raping children. But he'd already been castrated. Perhaps it is possible to maintain an erection after having your balls chopped off -- this is the sort of detail I would hope the writers would have checked with experts. And yet the truth or otherwise is irrelevant -- I could not immediately reconcile these things, and I was awoken from the illusion, and conscious of watching a film.

      I am not a trekkie or a trekker or whatever, but I found it impossible to watch the first film. I could not accept the young Kirk as Kirk (heck, I couldn't accept him as someone who didn't just get expelled from the academy immediately) and assembling all the major characters from the series (including the not-even-in-series-one Chekov) was just far too improbable. For all I know it could have been one of the best written blockbusters of the era, but I would have been unable to see that because I was simply unable to accept the basic premise.

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    2. Re:No he's being honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't I hate it? Cause I'll just be a "hater"? This must be the most over-used label in modern dialogue today. It's okay to hate. Really, let your hate freak flag fly. After all, the measure of a man is not what he loves, but what he despises.

    3. Re:No he's being honest by Velex · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'll bite.

      My problem with the movie was that it was essentially Wrath of Khan done by Asylum.

      I mean, seriously. There are action sequences for no good reason. Basic physics are wrong that I would expect any mediocre "in space" movie to get right like Sunshine or Event Horizon.

      I agree with your point about music. Hipsters are incredibly annoying. I'll even go out on a limb. I like Hit Me Baby One More Time because it just has such of a strange post-feminist resignation to female sexuality. I also liked the 2009 movie. Sure, red matter left a lot to be desired, but I didn't complain about all the times main power was rerouted through the deflector dish to emit an anti-dekyon burst at 5 second intevals.

      I also agree with other sentiments in this thread that TOS is overrated. While Star Trek II-IV are two masterpieces with a sort of lame film to bridge the middle, my favorite series are TNG, VOY, and ENT. Hell, my favorite captain right now is Janeway followed by Archer. TOS was ok, and it had its moments. However, it was a product of its time, and while progressive at the time, one needs to distance oneself a bit from certain scenes especially concerning women and sexuality.

      I guess to get back to my point, Into Darkness really is like watching Asylum remake Wrath of Khan. It opens with what might as well be the last 10 minutes of an episode of a TV show where the Enterprise is sent to survey a planet only to find that it's on the brink of a volcanic ice age (yes, I know, I'm assuming and making shit up because it's never explained how or why that supervolcano will kill all intelligent life on that planet). Afterwards, as I watched the interaction between Pike and Kirk, I thought, ok, this is where the movie takes off. Obviously Kirk has been raised by an abusive stepfather in the alternate timeline, so it makes sense for Pike to fill the vacuum of a male role model to turn Kirk into the man he's destinted to become. But no. Pike's dead in the first half hour. For some fucking reason we have to go to Kronos. Then merely blowing up a few "D4s" is enough to send the entire Empire scurrying away with its tail between its legs. Then we're still in the neutral zone and we're supposed to have some kind of suspense because of how mad and how bad these Klingons are supposed to be. WHERE ARE THEY? THEY NEVER EVEN SHOW UP?!

      So, basically, the movie makes no sense on its own terms. It needs you to know that Klingons are a threat and that being inside the neutral zone is serious business. There is no reason for the entire trip to Kronos. The movie could have worked without it.

      Then there's the whole remake of Spock's death with the turnabout that it's now Kirk's death. Every time I watch Wrath of Khan, I cry when Spock dies. It's one of the most artistic fantasy death scenes I can think of, next to when Darth Vader dies in Return of the Jedi. Unfortunately, the scene was so forced with such klunky, stupid foreshadowing, that by the time Kirk was dying behind the glass doors, Quinto's Spock was the only one in the WHOLE DAMNED THEATER who was crying.

      This film is just simply an abomination. It's ADD explosions every 5 minutes for no damned reason. It's a romantic comedy where the autistic reboot Spock is trying to appease the ever so bitchy reboot Uhura and reboot sex machine zero romance Kirk is caught in the middle.

      Then there's Dr. Carol Marcus. I know that she's supposed to be the love interest for Kirk, but how the hell would somebody who didn't remember from Wrath of Khan that they had a child ever divine that from the movie? She's just yet another sexy chick in a long line of "ladies" that Kirk's fucked.

      Now, there could have been a plot point. This Kirk obviously has some kind of sex addiction presumably to fill the hole in his life left by being fatherless. But no. Fuck no. Fuck any kind of compelling character development or character depth.

      Every single character in Into Darkness is a 1 dimensional sterotype, even Am

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    4. Re:No he's being honest by Velex · · Score: 1

      Note: Read that entire post in the voice of Dr. Girlfriend. Thanks. I won't be here all day, though, because I have to do something to unsee that movie. Even Mega Shark vs. Giant Squid was better than that movie.

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    5. Re:No he's being honest by Velex · · Score: 1

      Fuck. This is one more thing I have to say. In Wrath of Khan, Search for Spock, and Voyage Home, Spock becomes a hero archetype like Gandalf or Jesus. I keep trying to see Kirk as a hero character, but I just can't. Even though he's Kirk and he's supposed to be. But he just isn't. It's like we need to form some kind of angry mob to kidnap Abrams and make him watch Joseph Campbell documentaries over and over again like in Clockwork Orange.

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  86. Some people need to feel offended for others by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    It's an interesting part of human psychology I never studied, and I don't know how much research has been done on it. However you see it with relative frequency. Someone will decide something is offensive to a given group without themselves being part of that group.

    The two issues people seem to be being offended on behalf of women for are the fact that Uhura wasn't a very "strong woman" character, in particular with her somewhat self centered reaction to Spock's attitude toward death, and to the fact that Kirk leers at Alice Eve's character and we see her in her undergarments.

    I don't really get it myself. Ya the Uhura thing was maybe a little silly and "girly" but it was done first to set up Spock's reaction with regards to emotions and second because they wanted a lover's quarrel for comic relief (which the audience I saw it with found quite funny at least).

    It is just something you'll encounter from time to time: Someone will find something offensive for you on your behalf, even when they are not in that group. I think perhaps some of the male reviews are worrying too much about if the portrayal of women was "correct" for whatever definition of "correct" they have whereas the women watching the movie are just concerned about if they are enjoying the time they spend watching it.

  87. AABRAAAAAAAMS! by Velex · · Score: 1

    Ok, I liked the 2009 film. I've admitted this before. Sure, eech, red matter, but it's not like Star Trek and all its dekyons and chronoton emissions and time travel is strict standard model physics. But, no. Sorry, no. You've lost me J. J.

    Please go take a basic physics course if you wish to continue making Star Trek movies. You can have your red matter, but get the fucking basics right. Repeat after me: $f = ma$. $f_g = \frac{Gm_1m_2}{r^2}$. $ma = \frac{Gm_1m_2}{r^2}$. You see that? Let me illustrate. *A Klingon Bird of Prey decloaks off the port bow and fires disruptors with lens flares at the ms on both sides of the equation while the screen is shaking in a completely unnecessary 30 minute action sequence* $a =\textrm{---you're never going to believe this---}\frac{Gm_2}{r^2}$. Holy shit! You know what?! That means your whole fucking scene with the Enterprise falling into the Earth's gravity well from the fucking moon DOESN'T MAKE SENSE Or don't. Fuck. What do I care. Chewbacca is a wookie, but he lives on the planet Endor. This DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!

    Oh.. wait.. I hear you're going to do something or other with Chewy and Han and Luke. Well, maybe the Star Wars universe is more up your alley anyway.

    I mean... if you managed to make a worse movie than Star Trek 5, that means you can't possibly make a worse movie than Phantom Menace. amirite? guys? guys?

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  88. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by wibblewibble · · Score: 1

    BS. Kahn was given a bit of pathos in this one, the whole protecting-his-family bit. And Kirk's character had a bit of an arc. He learnt a bit of humility. And Starfleet was shown to have bad elements. Hardly "...absolute good versus absolute evil"

  89. 3-D wasted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The movie itself was enjoyable enough.

    I am pissed about why I had to see it in 3-D. The movie was largely 2-Dish with very few object needing the illusion of depth and everytime there was a heavy action scene, the 3-D effects only caused a horroble blurring mothion on the screen, on some of those scenes, I just looked over the glasses and noticed that while slightly blurred from the 3-D projection, it was actually clearer than the view through the glasses. While I'm sure that this is more of a theater specific problem the main idea of 3-D for 3-D sake sucks.

    The movie was only released in 3-D in my area, I would have enjoyed it more in a 2-D format.

  90. web designers bangalore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really it happen?Can you tell me what's wrong with pretty colors and snappy writing?

  91. The flare is Abrams by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    The director. Not sure why he likes it so much but it is added in, mechanically, by him shining lights at the cameras. They really need to hire someone to poke him with a sharp stick when he tries to do that. I'm not sure why he likes it so much, but he does. In behind the scenes stuff he talks about how much he likes the look of it.

    But that's why it is there, one of the very primary creative forces in the movie really likes it.

  92. Dance around the spoilers? Why bother by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

    The big "spoilers" are all over wikipedia and IMDB so is there truly a LOT of point in going so far out of the way to avoid talking about them that you can't actually review the movie?

    Look, if a film has to tentpole on spoilers that are going to get revealed the first time people I dunno, SEE THE MOVIE, then the film needs something else to drive it. You cannot structurally support an entire movie meant to be in theaters for months based on the idea that the major plot device is going to be a secret the entire time. And then when the DVDs and BDs come out, is this charade going to repeat again?

    Shhhh! Don't talk about Khan or Klingons being in the movie! Oh oooops.

    At what point will it be acceptable again to discuss who is actually IN the damn film? Years from now? Instead of protecting this great secret, we SHOULD be asking why it has to be such a secret and why is that secret so important to the movie. What about whether these things -or anything else- makes the movie GOOD.

    Where the hell is Roger Ebert when we need him to teach us about movies. Oh yeah. Well, that is a problem.

    MY response to this movie was or order Wrath of Khan on BD. There was damn little wrong with that movie that ever needed to be fixed and it looks great on a nice HD screen.

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  93. Star Trek is not for cinema. by master_p · · Score: 1

    I haven't watched this movie, but from what I understand, it is a generic action flick with a Star Trek skin.

    We should somehow realize that Star Trek is not cinema. Most Star Trek movies are not that good.

    The show shined in the series, and perhaps Abrams should think of doing a Star Trek series. He is very good for that format, and I believe that he will make the best Trek series so far.

  94. The impact of the new movies... by master_p · · Score: 1

    ...is non-existent. There are few discussions around about the 2009 movie, and almost 100% forum talk is about the old movies and series.

    People watch the old movies and the series and then go to the forums and talk about them. They watch the 2009 film, but then they have nothing to say.

    This proves for me, without any doubt, that the current Star Trek movies did in no way revitalized the franchise. Sure Paramount got a huge profit from it, but other than that, there is nothing to discuss coming from the new movies.

  95. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Episodes brought to light issues that paralleled the prevailing topics of the time such as racism, transgender, homosexuality, bi-racial relationships, the cold war, what defines humanity [...]

    And "What might happen if we let our technology do too much of the work for us"

    'nuff said.

    TFTFY.

  96. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen Into Darkness but a lot of this review covered what was painfully realized in the first movie: no longer is Trek about philosophy, ethics, tolerance, gray areas and real world problems. It's mostly absolute good versus absolute evil. I think the driving force behind the bad guy in the first movie was largely a misunderstanding ... which is incredibly boring. His motivation was confusingly laughable.

    Unsurprisingly I'm pretty sure I heard JJ Abrams tell Jon Stewart that "he never liked Star Trek" on The Daily Show. Well, now he's had a chance to kill it by turning it 100% into a modern day blockbuster action flick and shirking any attempt to tackle an interesting philosophical or ethical dilemma as the main plot. As the modern reemergence of comic book and super hero movies have shown, those films are a dime a dozen that anyone can do. Tackling something deeper while still holding our attention is the hard part. The Watchmen was a good candidate for it but fell short. I'm sure JJ Abrams would rather cover up the complicated parts that question good versus evil with another lens flare.

    Yep. I made the mistake of watching the 2009 Star Trek. It was a disaster of a movie. A lot of people have told me they think it's a good movie, just not a good Trek movie, but I don't think it's even a very good movie on its own rights. Horrible plot. Horrible characterization. Horrible product placement.

  97. Bill & Ted by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

    Even Bill and fucking Ted knew that time travel gave you a hell of an advantage but we are supposed to buy that somebody that has the ability to go back in time is too God damned stupid to understand that concept? Really?

    Although Bill and Ted suffered a serious cause-and-effect gap. Spoiler alert! How could they defeat Chuck de Nomolos if he was willing to kill them and they weren't willing to kill him? As soon as he got out of prison, he could kill them. Life imprisonment? Well he could just come back from after his breakout to help himself break out....

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    1. Re:Bill & Ted by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Well considering that in the Bill & Ted "perfect future" they had a council with time travel i always figured they would just stick someone which had broken the law someplace in the past where he couldn't do any harm, after all if you dropped him on an uninhabited island 200k plus years ago with nothing but the clothes on his back all evidence that he ever existed would be gone by the time anybody inhabited that island and it didn't matter how much future knowledge he had if he was dropped so far back he had no way of building any kind of warning that would survive that long.

      But at the end the point I was trying to make was that Bill and Ted was a COMEDY and even THEY got it more right than these guys writing what we are supposed to take as a serious story? I'm sorry but suspension of disbelief only goes so far, especially if what you are doing not only defies the rules you have already established for your universe but simple common sense as well. I'd put this one on the "Hirogen making Voyager a giant holodeck even though size has never been an issue on holodecks" level of dumb because even 5 seconds worth of thought would have caused the plothole to bitchslap you in the face.

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  98. YATTFA by prefec2 · · Score: 1

    Yet another terrorist to fight against. Is it just me, or do we portrait the terrorist thing a little often lately. Maybe we should get over it. I personally don't like the plot. It is all about fighting against the end of the world. I am sick and tired of that. ST was always a combination of exploration of space and humanity. But there is nothing to be gained from that plot. Sad thing. This is no longer ST.

  99. They have destroyed it. Star Trek is not action. by fluor2 · · Score: 1

    What's next? The next Star Wars movie becoming a comedy? Oh wait..

  100. old/new Spock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i forgot, how did old Spock get into the new Spock universe?

  101. First Contact "failed"? by BumpyCarrot · · Score: 1

    Not seen Into Darkness yet, but seriously, I have my doubts on this review. First Contact was incredible.

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  102. Putting my money in a better place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rather than go see the new reboot movie I decided to donate some money to New Voyages. They are doing a nice job of carrying on the Star Trek banner and writing social commentary pieces using the original characters. These guys basically work for free, making Star Trek as a labour of love. I think they deserve a couple of dollars. http://www.startreknewvoyages.com/

  103. Re:They have destroyed it. Star Trek is not action by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Abrams didn't like Star Trek, he never got it and even said so - he liked Star Wars. He managed to even blow up a whole planet with a super large ship and I was waiting for some kind of "Kirk, I'm your father" moment... He'd have used light sabers in his sword fighting scene except that wouldn't have gotten permission from Lucas.

    The movie was not Star Trek and despite being a Trek fan, I was not suckered into the typical remake formula that even the most poorly made movies use today. Cameos and geeky back references don't fool me. I guess I'm not much of a Trekkie because I'm not so emotionally desperate that I shutdown my brain at a Spock cameo. Hell, Disney could put Spock into the next Star Wars movie and bill it as both a Trek film and Star Wars film and I bet people would buy it! Sheep.

    There are actual recorded interviews with Gene Roddenberry about how Trek was never "dark" and "edgy" and that completely missed the point of it; he had to fight to keep it away from people trying to drag it into that direction. It had the 60's moon landing optimism about the future and how we could aspire to evolve beyond such things; he primarily used aliens to illustrate those things. Today's modern anti-heroes have no place in the world he created. Like religion, the qualities that bring people in are often forgotten and the dogma takes over; having the superficial Trek branding doesn't define what is Star Trek. I wonder why anybody bothers to study or think at deeper levels on literature, because apparently not even the authors do; anymore. I dare not imagine how Candide, ou l'Optimisme would turn out as a movie.

    Yes, the last Trek movies sucked because they don't care once they make money and know they can sucker people back for a few sequels - then they bring in somebody to try something drastic so they can continue to beat a dead horse... as if the "franchise" was worn out when in fact it is 100% the studio's fault every time. They make their money because people will settle for back references with a bland thoughtless dream-like state of mind (which is why huge plot holes are commonplace; once you suspend all reasoning... see the "How it should have ended" series) All this stuff is making people more stupid while wasting their time. Entertainment doesn't have to lower your IQ.

    In video games, this would be like making a Mario themed FPS. It wouldn't be a Mario game.
    In OS, this is like Linux running the Qvwm window manager.
    In cars, this is like calling a motorcycle a school bus after painting it yellow and adding stop sign.
    In politics, this would be Romney - ah, making him Democrat or Republican... he wouldn't really be either.

  104. are there lens flares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots and lots of lens flares? Like 3 or 4 gratuitous lens flares per shot? Because I don't know if I can watch sci-fi that isn't absolutely LOADED with tons of lens flares.

  105. Just wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in what universe Wrath of Khan is even arguably an action film. Kirk and Khan never even meet in person, and the total time the Defiant and the Enterprise actually spend in combat probably totals less than 2 minutes of screen time. It's far more a character study (a retelling of Moby Dick with Khan as Ahab), and a suspense film.

  106. It's crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I admit that the first one had some novel ideas to explain Spock's control of emotion - the destruction of his home planet, it had valor and good special effects but the 2nd one undid all of that.

    It masturbated out too much special effects that make even the 1st one look tame. Too many *den-denden-den-denden-denden*music score with the enterprise emerging out of cloud or water, that was done to death.

    We know Spock was 2 people from the 1st one was a bit cheesy but it was uber-warp-cheesy to have Spock contact "Neo-Vulcan" to speak to old Spock to get advice on how to defeat Khan, kind of like phone a friend in Who wants to be a millionaire.
    They undid Spocks control of emotion by making him break down and cry when Kirk was dieing of radiation. It's a bit early for Spock to suddenly be in touch with his human side. There was no transition there, no real character development - just *bang* suddenly he's in touch with his human side, in a gay way I might add.

    The whole, big black military starship was really gay also.
    All i all, it was even more OTT than the 1st but this time, it was indeed genuinely annoying. It just lived off the first one without really bringing anything new to the table.

  107. The Bottom Line by NateLee · · Score: 1

    "Bottom line: go see it."

    Wrong.

    Even the reviewer says it's only Trek-by-fiat, Trek-because-we-put-the-label-on-it.

    Don't reward a money-making business by giving it money when sells you a cheap imitation labelling it genuine.

    Fine, it's a great space opera. So is "Star Wars". In fact, "Star Wars" is a _better_ space opera. I suspect JJ will get those movies right, because all it will really take is a big SPFX budget, lots of pyrotechnics, and a half-dozen cliff-hangers and weird-ass plot-twists with no real regard for faithfulness to the original.

    But a Rolecks is not a Rolex, no matter how shiny the micro-thin gold-plate is. If you buy the Rolecks, you kill craftmanship and vision. Watch it? Fine, but borrow the DVD from the library. Download it from any free source. But *don't*, by the Great Bird, *pay* for a bleedin' ticket. Use the only stick you have to make them start *doing* *it* *right*.

    Now, A side note to JJ: Dear JJ- Next time you feel the need to make a Trek movie, don't. Just don't. But, if you can't resist the paycheck, or the fanboi ego trip ("Look, Mom! I'm makin' a Trek movie!") then here's the backup suggestion - Gather the group that did the digital remastering of ST:TOS and give them final approval on any aspect of the movie they want - script approval, casting, but especially final cut approval. Nobody overrides them, no contractual sleight-of-hand. Become "JJ Abrams Presents" a Trek movie, not "A JJ Abrams Film" Trek movie, OK? Because that group gets two things you don't - Trek and Art. Yes, they left in cheese in the remastering. most of that was deliberate. Respect paid to the original artists who did what they could with what they had. Most of it was "cleaning the painting". But what they enhanced, they enhanced. Yep, some of those old episodes are crap. Escaping the Network/Studio-Exec-Dumbs-It-Down-or-Cuts-The-Budget-to-Shreds curse is impossible. But that remastering group gets Trek. And you don't.

  108. Re:Independant, Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no such word as independant

  109. @The author of the news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quote :"...and the two Abrams films make a better legacy for the franchise than Insurrection and Nemesis."

    In all seriousness : you, Sir, are batshit insane and should be institutionalised in a closed mental asylum.

  110. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    And "Spock's Brain."

    'nuff said.

    Every Star Trek series has had its moments of sheer mediocrity where the wrong people were clearly in charge, and they made lighter and fluffier decisions. For the original TV series, the first two years were decent, but in the third year the studio brought in the producer from Lost in Space and he really changed the feel of the show. Spock's Brain was his first episode.

    For the next gen, you had horrible writers in the first two seasons (Maurice Hurley in particular) and a bit too heavy-handed control from Roddenberry. In the third season, he steps back a bit, Hurley is fired, and Ronald D. Moore and Michael Pillar join the show. Noticeable increase in quality. Too late to save the character of Wesley Crusher, though.

  111. Sadly no. by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Augment blood now brings you back after you die from radiation poisoning you got from jumping around inside the warp core.
    Or if you have a deadly disease that 23rd century medicine can't heal.

    As for immortality, that's just my logical conclusion based on them using transwarp beaming Simon Pegg invented in the previous movie - to beam Cumberbatch from inside a falling "jumpship" (helicopter-thingy) all the way to Qo'noS.
    Yes. Starships are now superfluous as we can beam right across the galaxy with a portable transporter.

    And, as all augments were kept alive and in cryogenic tubes (even Cumberbatch), there is plenty of augment blood to go around.
    Not that we need any, as Urban has "synthesized the serum from his super-blood".
    So umm... yeah. Nobody has to die anymore. Super-blood.

    But you are wrong calling this "Son of Star Trek 90210".
    This is not Star Trek 90210. That's a TV show.
    This is kids playing Star Trek in the playground, pretending their fingers are phasers, and arbitrarily giving themselves super-powers whenever they need them.

    "You can't kill me! I have shields!"
    "Yeah? Well I have shield-killer for your shields and I have super-shields and super-phasers and I'm an android so I'm super-strong and super-smart and super-fast! You're dead!"
    "It doesn't matter if you have shield-killer and super-shields and super-phasers and you're an android and super-strong and super-fast and super-smart! You still can't kill me cause I got super-blood!"
    "Moooom!! JJ won't let me kill him!"

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    1. Re:Sadly no. by unitron · · Score: 1

      So does this augment blood got them there midol chloridians?

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  112. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by unitron · · Score: 1

    ...Seriously, what fucking alternate universe did you watch Star Trek in?

    The '60s. As an adolescent.

    And I'm actually not saying that to be humorous.

    If you're 2 or 3 or 4 decades younger than I, you don't have the lack of knowledge of more recent years necessary to see it through the eyes through which I saw it, just as I'll never fully understand what it was like for my parents generation to have listened to the radio during the Great Depression and World War II in a time when television as a mass medium available to the public did not yet exist and had not been experienced, when one, or rare occasions, used a rotary phone on a party line to ask the operator to place a long distance call (that was going to cost an arm and a leg), and antibiotics were a recent discovery.

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  113. X men reference in Star trek into darkness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the scene in the beginning of the movie when Khan was first scene at the hospital, was the hospital a reference to The x mansion? It looked like the same building and in an overhead shot a man in a wheel chair appeared who looked very much like Professor Xavier. Overall, Star Trek Into Darkness was a great movie. The 3-D really made it pop.

  114. Good review! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well written and thought out review. Congrats.

  115. Re:They have destroyed it. Star Trek is not action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm... Abrams said as a 6 YO kids he didn't get it. Actually this movie has a philosophical directly to today's headlines aka Terrorism and Couter-Terrorism. I have seen it twice. And the movie isn't that dark, regardless of name. It is at times. But if you have seen it and think its only mindless action then you were too busy finding reasons to complain to consider the message of the movie.

  116. I thought the writing was bad by Marrow · · Score: 1

    The plot logic was just bad. There were too many plot holes. Its a well executed movie. But its a very bad story.

  117. Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is possible that the "New Generation" of Trek fans will see these films and find then go to netflix to see more. Half will keep watching while the other half will not be happy with the difference. But I'm fine with that. At least a few will see the shows and older movies for what they truly are, great.

  118. Filling him up with Cumberbatch juice. by unitron · · Score: 1

    I do wish you'd found a different way to phrase that.

    : - )

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  119. Love new trek by erykhan15 · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry I grew up in the black and white Star Trek and I love my classic but jaja Abraham did justice to the old trek. My opinion with no disrespect and I hope he makes more even my kids love it and they grew up watching the tv series of the 90's .

  120. Anything is possible. by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Super-strength, uber-endurance, mega-speed, telepathy, telekinesis, magic...
    Pretty much anytime anyone needs a deus ex machina from now on they can just call on "Superblood!" and be done with it.
    So, as far as their in-universe role, or their role in the story - it's the same thing.

    Though they may have to rename it to something like "megaglobin" or "augmencytes"... Midi-chloriansTM now belonging to Disney and all that.

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  121. Saw Into Darkness yesterday by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I'm an old phart. I missed the first run of ST:TOS because Tuesday was scout night. I had to catch up over the summer and fill in the gaps in reruns. I had the official Starfleet blueprint book. I've met Walter Koenig. I was one of the people at first excited, then disappointed, then bored with TNG and the series' that followed after. Somewhere along the line, I went from Trek fanatic to Trek detractor, and let's face it -- Trek in the Rick Berman era deserved some criticism.

    The movies -- first one, after all that wait, so disappointing. Did we really have to wait that long for a flashy remake of The Changeling? Second, I saw several times. Third sucked. Fourth was embarrassing in parts, but generally ok. Fifth sucked even worse. Sixth made up for the fifth. I haven't seen any of the TNG films more than once. I remember First Contact was just ok and Generations slightly less so. The rest were painful to watch. Trek was dead dead dead.

    And then, J. J. Abrams got involved. The reboot had its flaws -- the lens flare is really irritating, and the engine room looked like a brewery. (Oh, wait...) But it had something that had been lost somewhere along the way. Drive, purpose, excitement, adventure. Now, "adventure", of course, has different meanings to different people. If "adventure" means rehashing some philosophical point in endless meetings or technobabbling one's way out of an artificial predicament, the reboot doesn't have much of that. And that's a good thing.

    Which brings us to Star Trek Into Darkness. I had read the reviews and forums before going, and non-trekkies appeared to consider it a good action movie, a real "roller coaster ride" (which made me a little uncomfortable -- so many films labeled thus have sucked mightily), whereas die-hard Trekkies seemed to hate it even more than the first film.

    So I didn't know what to expect when I went. And I was amazed. Many of the problems of the reboot film have been corrected, and they've dug into Trek lore that I didn't think I'd ever see on the screen. I will not spoil it here, except to mention the Dreadnaught, which appears in the trailer. That ship was in the original "star fleet blueprints" released in the seventies, (marked "experimental" as I recall) has appeared in a few of the Trek novels, but never on the screen until now. (Which, in-story, makes no sense at all -- Star Fleet should have built several of them for the Borg war, but never mind.) And they even *called* it a Dreadnaught. For those of us who stuck with Trek in the early days, that, (and that the bridge was modeled after the original series) is a huge thing. There are other aspects of the plot (which I won't spoil here) that appeared in Trek novels but had never been filmed. Throughout, the impression I got was that this is Star Trek as originally conceived back in 1966 had they today's techniques and budget.

    My conclusion: If you've been raised on Voyager and Enterprise, this is not your Star Trek. For you, there will always be reruns. But if you were eleven when you first saw The Man Trap, the current franchise is something you've wanted to see for a very long time. I'm sorry it doesn't fit the Endless Meetings, Super Talky Trek that some fans appear to desperately need. But speaking for myself, Into Darkness has made me a fan again.

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  122. WTF are you talking about? by denzacar · · Score: 1

    You really can't see meaning and message in the old Star Trek?
    No meaning in memes like "Needs of the many...", "What does god need with a starship?" or "Kobayashi Maru" for you?
    And I'm not even gonna go near anything from all those other serials out there as it would turn into an episode by episode examination.

    The movie is targeted at younger audiences.

    Only if by younger you mean "with a mind of a small child".
    Those movies are aimed at a WIDER audience.
    You know... the audience of Transformers movies.
    People who would throw money on brand recognition and big-fast-loud action scenes, but who have trouble following plot or dialogue.
    Make it dumb, make it fast, make it loud, advertize the hell out of it's recognizable name and sit back and watch the money flow.

    They made it into a summer ACTION blockbuster.
    The original stories were SCIENCE FICTION.

    Masume Shirow had this same problem with Ghost in the Shell and decided to take a break, or get out of cinema because of that same problem. He griped a lot about Innocence this way.

    First off, it's Masamune.

    Second, Innocence is Mamoru Oshii's baby that has VERY little to do with Shirow, who had fuck-all to do with it but take money for licensing out the brand and the characters.

    Third... I really have no idea WTF are you talking about there.
    Shirow has decided that it's OK with him to be a millionaire who only occasionally draws porn for fun and profit while licensing out his earlier work and the "Shirow brand".
    He hasn't published a story since the '90s. All he keeps pushing is art-books and illustrations.
    Good for him. The guy had only couple of stories in him, so he stopped when he reached his limit, while still doing what he likes to do.

    Fourth... What "get out of cinema" problem you're talking about?
    Are you aware that Oshii has happily "remade" (in Lucas-like fashion) the original GITS and released it as Ghost in the Shell 2.0 in 2008?
    And it got criticized for having only certain scenes redone - being basically a pointless cash grab and a jarring mix of styles.
    Not because "the time moved on" on the story or franchise.

    If anything, people wanted (and still want) more of the same or similar.
    That's why the series and the movies were a success - they explored and expanded the GITS universe further, WHILE maintaining a connection to the original manga and films.
    Heck, they even managed to tie the series together with the original storyline, without succumbing to time-travel and parallel universes.

    That's why they can do a new series a decade after the last one - cause they are adding fresh material to the universe.
    Instead of rebooting it cause they've run out of ideas so they are "burning up" the franchise in a desperate cash grab which will bury the franchise after a few movies.
    Or force them to do another pointless reboot, like the one that happened to Spiderman franchise.

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  123. Star Trek Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please check out my review for Star Trek here:
      http://moviereviewsbyfertelmes.blogspot.com/2013/05/star-trek-into-darkness.html
    Thank you!

  124. 31 by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

    The nod to section 31 was nice, after all I think this is perhaps the first time something created on DS9 was mentioned in a feature film. The problem I have with it is that all they did is name drop it. They mention the name a couple times then they're done with it. I think they could have tied it in a bit better, after all there have been multiple full episodes of background on 31, so there's plenty of content to tie in.

    Similarly, I really enjoyed the scene toward the end of the movie where Spock pummels Khan. They tell you Khan is genetically engineered and reference him as a "super man", so between that and taking down a squad of Klingons single-handedly you get the idea that he's not to be messed with. From Trek dogma, we know that Vulcans are about 3-4x as strong as normal humans, so that means Spock and Khan are probably pretty close in terms of physical strength, but we've seen before when Vulcans lose their emotional control they're not to be messed with. So, I really enjoyed seeing Spock take Khan down a peg or two. That just reaffirms my belief that Zachary Quinto was the perfect casting choice for that role.

  125. Re:Brain Dead Action Trumps Philosophy & Ethic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the problem is you have not seen the movie yet. Into darkness tackled the issues of 9/11, terrorism, and the Bush administrations drive into Iraq. The villain in this movie is evil, but you get to see and understand the motivations behind his actions.

    Abrams did his best here in tackling current world issues but still trying to get the younger generation to enjoy Star Trek without the stigma associated with it. Basing your opinions solely on this review made it too easy for you to miss the point of the movie. The review focuses too much on the reviewer's conflict of what Trek should be and what it is now instead of peeling the layers of messages that the movie has such as how Bush handled the invasion of Iraq, how people react to a terrorism attack, and how vengeance and revenge leads you "into darkness". I cannot really outline how the movie specifically tackles these issues because that would result in major spoilers. Go see it first before passing judgment.

    Oddly enough, the most loved trek movies are the ones that are not traditionally Trek: Wrath of Khan is a space opera that does not really focus much on issues of that time; The Journey Home tackles environmental issues but is basically a template of a fish out of water comedy movie; First Contact is basically a popcorn summer movie that focuses on action rather than issues; and, the Undiscovered Country tackled the Cold War but it was mostly remembered for the ship fight at the end (go Sulu!).

    The movies that are considered traditional Trek are the least liked: The first, fifth, and Insurrection deal with real world problems in a major way, and they were largely lambasted for it.

  126. Earth Clem Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://earthclemcomics.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/review-star-trek-into-darkness.html

  127. Spoiler Alert by BigDaveyL · · Score: 1

    KHAAAAANNNNN!

  128. Re:ITT:Nostalgia!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well when you make what is a squeal to not just the previous movie but the whole franchice (like bond films) and it uses sceens from former movies you'll get comparisons. That's the lazy formula for hollywood sequeals which Trek had not done with the original movie run! Trek fans want "new" adventures not just a trip down memory lane. What is sad is that it's so easy to take a movie that's about 30 years old that today's young audiance hasn't seen and simply do it over with FX that will naturally be wilder a cast who's age reflects the audiance and call it a hit because the Trek name is iconic and will automaticlly sell tickets!

  129. Cold Fusion by The+Excluded+Middle · · Score: 1

    Since when did "Cold Fusion" freeze anything? And to freeze an entire volcano in an instant?

    I understand that writers have license to stretch science to make a plot, but that was ridiculous.

  130. What timeline are we talking about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    67 they had a 5 year mission. Lasted 3 years! That was the pajama uniform timeline. The movie time continuum lasted until 2002 crossing the generations barrier in 1994. In 2009 the Abrams timeline was created, going back before 67 timeline start. It is unclear if the two timelines will converge in the future, or if the Star Trek will converge with Star Wars, even if only in a cameo.

  131. Anti-Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Previous commenters’ confusion over the new depictions of Khan, Kirk and Spock are understandable. This wasn’t really Star Trek at all. It was Anti-Star Trek. Star Trek TOS was character driven. Spock was logical, McCoy was emotional, Kirk was the perfect mean between the two who ALWAYS won his fights, even if he had to cheat (Kobayashi Maru anyone?)

    The first Star Trek reboot should have been titled "Star Trek: Kirk Gets Beat Up." JJ Abrams reimagined a fatherless James T. Kirk as an undisciplined wild child who continually has his ass handed to him, but nevertheless rises to captain the premier starship in the Federation. Really? Cadets beat him up, Spock beats him up, Nero beats him up. Hell, even Uhura beats him up. McCoy merely abuses him. The original Kirk was no man's whipping boy.

    In this second attempt JJ Abrams creates an Anti-Trek, where Kirk is reduced to the sacrificial sidekick and Spock is the action hero who beats the master race villain senseless. This difference makes a difference between the chemistry of the original series and the reboot. The whole point of the Vulcan nerve pinch in TOS was that logical Spock (Prime?) would never (well, almost never) engage in anything so primitive as fisticuffs. Add to that a Vulcan physiology that could only get it on once every seven years and you realize that Abram’s Spock is no Spock at all. He's the TOS James T. Kirk with pointy ears. Kirk is reduced to the role of sacrificial red shirt, even if he is brought back from the dead at the end. Abrams misses the whole point of why the original Trek chemistry worked.

    It's always nice to reboot a franchise, but when you so fundamentally change the basic elements of a mythos you create a different mythos. Abram's film is a decent bubblegum summer action film mislabeled "Star Trek"

  132. shakin cam in a dark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The movie from 2009 is a the same style as all the contemporary B thrillers. The tension is created artificially with dark atmosphere and shaking the camera. Star Trek 2009 has been kidnapped becoming one of the many movies of the same sort. It is legal, it generates money, the producer is happy, the youngs are happy to see the same effects again and again. "Old farts" only could collect money to make their own and better movie.