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Microsoft Stock Drops 11% In a Day

Taco Cowboy writes with news that Microsoft's stock price dropped over 11 percent yesterday. The selloff was the biggest since 2009, and during the day the price was down more than 12 percent at one point, making it the biggest single day drop since April, 2000. Analysts believe the drop was due primarily to the company missing its quarterly earnings projections in addition to taking a massive, $900 million write-down on unsold Surface RT tablets. "Microsoft’s decline is both a consequence of the changing dynamics of the tech world and the incredible surge in its stock price this year. Shares in the maker of Windows had rallied nearly 30% this year, leaving both the broader stock market and the technology sector in the dust. It was, it seemed, Steve Ballmer’s year. Until Friday. The sell off was sparked by fears over the declines of the PC market. Gartner data show PC shipments fell for the fifth consecutive quarter in Q2, this time tanking 10.9% to 76 million units. Being the world’s largest software company, 'over 80% of its revenue and nearly all of its profits continue to be derived by its ubiquitous Windows OS, its server business (Windows Server), and the business division (Office),' according to UBS. And indeed that decline in the PC industry is hurting the company’s bottom line."

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  1. Metro UI by Follow+Meeee · · Score: 1

    The sell off was sparked by fears over the declines of the PC market. Gartner data show PC shipments fell for the fifth consecutive quarter in Q2, this time tanking 10.9% to 76 million units.

    You have said that the Metro UI is a mistake from Microsoft but it seems like they predicted this happening and started moving to the new direction. So after all, Metro UI might have been the correct decision all along.

    1. Re:Metro UI by spire3661 · · Score: 2

      Metro itself, isn't a terrible idea, its the way they implemented it that we hate. If Metro had been done like OSX App Store and Launchpad, NO ONE would be complaining.

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    2. Re:Metro UI by kthreadd · · Score: 1

      Probably true. It would probably sell better if all they did was put XP on it and call it a day.

    3. Re:Metro UI by Follow+Meeee · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Metro is far better than Launchpad. I hate using it on my Mac. I always just search for the apps and every time I have to use Launchpad I just hate it. Not to mention that Metro allows software to display advanced information on its screen.

    4. Re:Metro UI by dingen · · Score: 2

      The problem, and the real reason the stock is down so much, is because Microsoft's new direction isn't catching on. The iPad was an instant success, but the Surface RT isn't selling at all. This combined with the declining PC-market makes investors nervous, as it seems Microsoft is unable to be successful in the future.

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    5. Re:Metro UI by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      You have said that the Metro UI is a mistake from Microsoft but it seems like they predicted this happening and started moving to the new direction. So after all, Metro UI might have been the correct decision all along.

      Pray tell, what does that have to do with Metro UI?

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    6. Re:Metro UI by dingen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Writing off almost a billion dollars in a quarter and slashing prices by 33% within the first year of launch isn't a success by any standards.

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    7. Re:Metro UI by dingen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So the Zune was a huge success as well then, according to you?

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    8. Re:Metro UI by dingen · · Score: 5, Informative

      If Surface RT is selling so well, why then the price drop? Why the write-off? Why doesn't anyone I know have a Surface RT?

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    9. Re:Metro UI by Billly+Gates · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And crappy tablet.

      No g3/4 or even GPS?! What kind of crap is that if I cant get directions or weather reports on the road? Metro is not bad but its implementation on the desktop. Taskbars and start menus are really fine with big screens ms. Nothing to fear folks and they work when you have 20 apps and files open. The cell phone UI cant handle this.

      MS is still thinking like a monopolists because it worked. Bad release. .. Oh just wait. NT failed, IE failed, xbox failed failed, etc. Because they were ms they just gradually fixed them and monopolized the market later.

      Guess what? Those days are done. Apple, Google, Mozilla, and others will eat you for breakfast while you wait for the next version. Look at IE as an example? Gosh darn it hell froze over and IE 10 and soon IE 11 are great browsers now that Google and Mozilla
      slapped IE 6 crazy but who cares? People do not feel comfortable picking MS and IE as a brand now. Windows will go the same route.

      They really need to try to be better. Not catch up and assume people will use it because its from MS like they did in the

    10. Re:Metro UI by flyingfsck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Anything is better than Launchpad. I always delete it. Even on machines I buy for other people. I just blow it away immediately.

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    11. Re:Metro UI by dingen · · Score: 2

      How do you know it "sold well"?

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    12. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know a single person with an iPad, nor have I ever seen anyone in public with one and I live in a major city. The only people who bought them are Apple iCultists.

      Know what I do see? Android. Android devices everywhere.

    13. Re:Metro UI by SerpentMage · · Score: 4, Insightful

      heh? Surface RT was a failure plain and simple. The fact that users are happy does not prove anything. People will jump into cacti because they are happy to do it. Don't believe me? Head over to youtube and search for cacti guy jump. My point is that everybody loves products that other people hate, that is called statistics. Whether or not it is successful depends on adoption rate.

      Case in point, desktop linux, not happening. I like desktop linux and use it all the time, but that don't make it a success even though I am happy. On the other hand server side Linux is a huge success and now getting to the point where people only release for Linux. EG Redis... Sure I can use it on Windows, sort of, kind of, maybe.

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    14. Re:Metro UI by geoskd · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, the Zune was bit of a failure. It didn't sell at all. But there still are some users (even on Slashdot) that say it was a really good product. So it's more like 50/50. However, Surface RT actually sold quite well and that's what makes it different from Zune.

      The zune sold more than a million units in its first year, compared with 35 million IPODs sold in that same span, and yet it is universally considered to have been a failure.

      The Surface RT and Surface Pro together sold less than a million units int their first year, while the IPAD sold more than 22 million units in that same period. It sounds to me like the surface and zune fall into the same category of failure...

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    15. Re: Metro UI by vondiggity · · Score: 1

      In other words, up is down, and black is white.

    16. Re:Metro UI by dch24 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Hindsight is 20/20. Here are a few things Microsoft should have done:
      • - Listen to users before releasing Win8, not wait until Win8.1 to start "listening"
      • - Listen to users when market testing the first run of Surface ads, not wait until reviewers have panned the ads, the product, and the OS, and then start making decent ads
      • - Listen to users before forcing UEFI Secure Boot (without an unlock), not wait until there is an uproar to say oops, change the Win8 logo requirements (desktop PCs escape armageddon... for now)
      • - Listen to users before forcing always-on connected DRM with the new Xbox, not wait until there is an uproar then take some more things away from their platform
      • - News flash! Listen to your shareholders! and get rid of Ballmer (ok, clearly there has not been a full scale shareholder revolt. yet.)
      • - Listen to users who are jumping ship for Google and Apple, to see if a more humble Microsoft could win some of them back

      Instead it's more of the same old Ballmer monkey tricks.

    17. Re:Metro UI by Follow+Meeee · · Score: 0, Redundant

      By their reports and having seen many people owning them. Almost as many as iPads, actually.

    18. Re: Metro UI by dingen · · Score: 1

      Yeah. And it's "selling better than their previous tablets", but this is their first one. Right...

      Sure they tried to push Windows onto other people's tablets before with things like XP Tablet Edition, but they haven't made their own tablet until the Surface. And it's a bomb, just like the Zune.

      The Verge currently has an article running on how similar the failure of the Surface RT is to the Zune: http://www.theverge.com/2013/7/19/4537944/surface-rt-mistakes-look-like-zune-2

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    19. Re:Metro UI by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      However, Surface RT actually sold quite well and that's what makes it different from Zune.

      By what standard did it sell well? Maybe Microsoft was moving some units at first, but months after launch we kept hearing the same figure for the number of units sold. A month would go by and someone would quote the same figure, again. That's not indicative of strong sales. By some channel figures, in Q1 of 2013 Microsoft and its partners moved less than 2 million Windows RT and Windows 8 tablets. That's not just Surface RT, not just Microsoft, that's every vendor of Windows tablets combined. Meanwhile, Apple sold nearly 20 million tablets in the same period; one vendor. So I ask again, by what standard has Surface sold "quite well"?

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    20. Re:Metro UI by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      but perhaps that is part of the problem?

      what would have happened if they had spent all that energy on making the desktop better, people haven't stopped using the desktop, but damn not that many are upgrading to windows 8 because it offers an inferior desktop experience(I'm a win8 user, all the time in desktop, I got one piece of sdk that doesn't run in win7 so I have to use win8 at least somewhat). their share price drop has a large connection to their metro ideology, that pushing the shit metro ui on people is their golden ticket to appstore goodness money. but that's a shit idea.

      if windows 8 offered a reason for people to upgrade their pc's maybe the pc sales wouldn't be declining either, but as it is it looks like they're either out of ideas or on purpose dropping them so they can push metro because it's the company policy(tm) dictated by an executive decision(tm).

      doing something upgraded, more flexible ui's, yeah, that's the correct decision. BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN METRO UI IS CORRECT DECISION. you just fell into the same thought trap that ms execs fell into, that because it's not desktop friendly it's good for MS, which is just stupid bullshit.

      coming up in windows 8.11 - ability to run metro apps windowed by default.

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    21. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sold well, as in We made 6 millions and 100 and we sold the 100 we meant to from the beginning.. And 78 of those were actually given to the beforehand-chosen reviewers.

      You seem to be using the same dictionary definitions for victory and success as the Monty Python's Black Knight.

    22. Re:Metro UI by dingen · · Score: 5, Informative

      What "reports"? Surface RT sales being weak is reported all over the internet. Literally nobody is saying it is selling well at all, including Microsoft themselves.

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    23. Re:Metro UI by geoskd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Metro UI is designed to combine both PC and tablet UI's. So because Microsoft saw that PC sales were declining, they wanted to compete in the tablet space. That was against everything that Slashdot users said back in the day when Metro UI was introduced, and they called it a huge mistake from Microsoft.

      Just because M$ had an actual plan doesn't mean that the plan was any good. It was a mistake for M$ to try to force their way into the tablet market. It was doomed to failure. Worse yet, it has continued a long string of M$ screwing its loyal customer base in an ill-advised attempt to convert customers from one market into another. M$ has to learn that it cannot mess with its loyal windows customer base. It cant leverage its existing monopolies for new markets because it is no longer the 800Lb gorilla of all things tech. The more they pull crap like this, the more rabid haters they create. How many people will put up with a fair amount of inconvenience just to run open-office. How many people were willing to switch to Firefox when it offered only marginally better value over IE (both were free after all). A large number of people (myself included) switched to these other platforms and solutions for no other reason than because we hate M$. I do still run some M$ products because the alternative is not really practical, but every time a good enough alternative comes along, I switch away from yet another M$ product. How many others are out there like me?

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    24. Re:Metro UI by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, the Zune was bit of a failure. It didn't sell at all. But there still are some users (even on Slashdot) that say it was a really good product. So it's more like 50/50. However, Surface RT actually sold quite well and that's what makes it different from Zune.

      zune was a failure so they took the zune guys ideas and made windows phone 7 and then took the ideas and made windows 8. it's a failtrain all around. the stock price drop might be indication of that people are figuring out that they need some big change of decision choosers to not failtrain any further - like heck, what are they going to failtrain next, the xbox one?

      good product indicator in ms products is sales, zune wasn't particularly bad but it wasn't great either and downright annoying in few ways. what ties all these products together is that they feel "ok" if you use them for 3 minutes - they all have that dazzle over complex function quality, movie OS quality. for the money dumped into zune marketing it sold pretty badly, same goes for the other two products in the failtrain. they sold a "lot" if you compare them to say, how much beos sold, but nobody would take you seriously if you did that.

      people didn't consider surface rt as good value for money, hence they got stuck on the shelves. don't dance around it, nobody really wants them. I've heard dozens of people trying to justify how it's a great product for someone else though.. all of them being devs(the kind of who do only .net) or people otherwise married to ms. and normal people, like my mom? they don't know what the fuck surface rt is, heck, even ms reps fail at knowing what's the difference.

      though why am I replying to someone who says that surface RT sold well just days after MS admitting that they failed to meet the projected sales so much that they took a 900 mil beating with them....

      I don't know a single person who bought surface RT, not one! anyone I heard had one got it for free for the sake of porting. it's not a product you would spend your own money on and no corporations are spending their money on it either and people with them are not recommending them to others, freaking 100 bucks shit tablets are doing better. hell, even the padfone is doing better.

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    25. Re:Metro UI by LordThyGod · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hindsight is 20/20. Here are a few things Microsoft should have done:

      • - Listen to users before releasing Win8, not wait until Win8.1 to start "listening"
      • - Listen to users when market testing the first run of Surface ads, not wait until reviewers have panned the ads, the product, and the OS, and then start making decent ads
      • - Listen to users before forcing UEFI Secure Boot (without an unlock), not wait until there is an uproar to say oops, change the Win8 logo requirements (desktop PCs escape armageddon... for now)
      • - Listen to users before forcing always-on connected DRM with the new Xbox, not wait until there is an uproar then take some more things away from their platform
      • - News flash! Listen to your shareholders! and get rid of Ballmer (ok, clearly there has not been a full scale shareholder revolt. yet.)
      • - Listen to users who are jumping ship for Google and Apple, to see if a more humble Microsoft could win some of them back

      Instead it's more of the same old Ballmer monkey tricks.

      Somewhere it helps to be ahead of the curve and not chronically behind it. Listening is good, yes, but who was Apple listening to when they created the iPhone? MS completely lacks anything close to that kind of vision or innovation. They wait for others to innovate, see if its making money, then jump in and try to grab marketshare. That worked in the '90's. It doesn't work now. A moron could see the RT was DOA.

    26. Re:Metro UI by LordThyGod · · Score: 1

      For Microsoft, Surface RT was a huge success. It sold much better than their previous offerings and reviews were great. People have also been quite happy using it. In that regard, Surface RT is a success, even though it didn't pass iPad on sales.

      *wink*

    27. Re:Metro UI by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The only source for those reports is astroturfers. I have yet to talk to actual human being who owns one or knows anyone who knows one.

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    28. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummmm..... I have a Surface RT (testing purposes thank God) and great is not a word I would ever call it. It's actually really bad. I have no love of Apple but the iPad kicks it's sad sorry ass.

    29. Re:Metro UI by spire3661 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Apple was listening to people that wanted a better way to browse the web while mobile. Everything else followed.

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    30. Re:Metro UI by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I know a guy that has a zune and he loves it. Only one guy but hey, that's one happy customer.

    31. Re:Metro UI by amiga3D · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hahahahaha...damn stop it! You're killing me! I see the damn overpriced things everywhere. I own a Samsung 5" media player that I bought when I saw the iPad had no SD card slot and it was only 200 bucks and fit my pocket. I love it but even I know that there are iPads everywhere you look. If you haven't seen one it's because you lost your glasses.

    32. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's what counts" is hilarious - so it's a "success" if this is slightly less of a massive failure than their previous tablet, and if the five people who bought one think it's okay? What actually counts is that they massively overestimated demand and failed to convince the market that they had made something worth buying.

    33. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes you look like an real adult when you use M$

      True, but the point is still valid.

    34. Re:Metro UI by FishingRodHolders · · Score: 1

      I think listening to the people that buy the products would be smart

    35. Re:Metro UI by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2, Informative

      QuickSilver is your answer. I go a couple of steps further, since I am a very light spotlight user, I remap spotlight to CTRL-OPT-Spacebar, and then map QuickSilver to Cmd-Spacebar, and I don't look back. I'm a keyboard junkie - I also use Cmd-Tab and Cmd-` (the tilde key above the Tab) to move between apps and move between windows of the current app, respectively. Shift will reverse the order on those last two. I also rarely use Expose, and map my F keys to be real F keys. On my MBP I use the Func key to control the brightness and audio if needed.

      Personally, Apple made wrong choices with Spotlight. It is both too powerful, and not powerful enough. I have over 10TB of internal disk space, mostly full, and as I develop software, we're talking millions of files of all types, along with a Gb of mail over many years. Spotlight is next to useless systemwide, although it works well enough within Mail. Maybe the real problem is its integration with Finder. Since I'm adept with shell commands, I've never bothered looking any further.

      Other than that - the UI works well enough, stays out of my way, and with QuickSilver, I haven't had to change how I work with OS X since the Panther days.

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    36. Re:Metro UI by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The key difference is in attitudes:

      Apple: Likes to take risks - "We can grow into new markets and augment our OS strategy."
      Microsoft: We live in fear - "We can't grow into new markets because that will cannibalize our existing Windows+Office sales!"

      It isn't Computer Science - it is basic business planning & execution with the focus on User Experience. Something Microsoft has been terrible at for the past 10 years.

    37. Re:Metro UI by Guru80 · · Score: 1

      It was only a success in that it did better than their previous offerings but that doesn't make it a success to the bottom line. Writing off nearly $1 Billion worth of unsold inventory and drastically cutting prices is a complete and utter failure. They failed miserably in listening to their customers and this is the predictable result. Microsoft is constantly playing catch-up due to their own ignorant decisions. They eventually get it right but only after they fail miserably. They would be much better off if they just skipped their first offerings and led with what is always a much better second offering. Windows 8.1 for example, despite its flaws that should have been what they led with. XBox One, at least they didn't release what they had planned but they could have avoided the uproar if they had just paid attention even a LITTLE to what their customers really want. Time after time it's the same thing.

    38. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why doesn't anyone I know have a Surface RT?

      Clearly, you're not in the Glee Club!!!

    39. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You accidentally included your response inside the quote.

    40. Re:Metro UI by 3dr · · Score: 2

      And don't forget the Kin phone Microsoft released a couple years ago (2009/10 IIRC). You know, that was pushed in the commercials where the awkward dude stalked the girl, took pictures of her, and geeked out on his computer about it, while she gives the final "Go To Hell" look at him? Yep, the Microsoft Kin -- the cell phone designed for stalkers.

      @Follow Meeee, you are on crack. Microsoft has absolutely failed at mobile devices, including the Zune, Zune HD, Kin, and Surface RT. Considering they have only sold 900,000 Surface RT & Pro tablets with an estimated 6 million unsold devices on hand, nobody can declare their Surface tablets anything like a success. As a retail product, as well as a technology demonstrator to spur other manufacturers to produce Win 8 mobile devices, it is an absolute failure. No other manufacturers are getting behind it.

    41. Re:Metro UI by 3dr · · Score: 1

      Please astroturf somewhere else.

    42. Re: Metro UI by nbritton · · Score: 1

      You forget that they're buying their way into the tablet market... this is the same strategy they took for Xbox. We can't let them do it again, with the PC market stagnating we'll be able to get rid of them one and for all if we can keep them out of new markets. Thankfully karma is kicking their ass, they seem to be their own worst enemy.

      I don't do vendor lock-in, some say Apple's walled garden is the same, but at least I can walk out of the garden if i wanted to... open standards, open formats.

    43. Re:Metro UI by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 5, Informative

      I do a lot of business traveling in Europe on trains, and just about all the passengers are fiddling with some electronic gadget or another. Business folks? Lenovo ThinkPads. Cooler business folks? MacBooks. Regular folks? Andriod tablets and iPads. Folks not wanting to be left out of the gadget party? Samsung Galaxy phones.

      I have never seen a Microsoft Surface of any breed or color.

      Of course, your mileage may vary. But I would have expected to have seen at least one. The only one I have ever seen, has been in a store.

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    44. Re:Metro UI by dufachi · · Score: 2

      If it was so great, I'd know what the "RT" stood for. So much for MS's marketing genius.

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    45. Re:Metro UI by Tough+Love · · Score: 0

      Apple: Likes to take risks - "We can grow into new markets and augment our OS strategy."
      Microsoft: We live in fear - "We can't grow into new markets because that will cannibalize our existing Windows+Office sales!"

      Sounds catchy, but is wrong. For example it was exactly Apple's fear of cannibalizing ipad 4 sales that motivated weak kneed Tim Cook to dump an obsolete ipad mini onto the market thus leaving the gates gaping wide open for Nexus 7.

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    46. Re:Metro UI by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is one other thing they could of done.

      * Instead of sitting on their ass throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks like changing the UI in Vista and again in Windows 8 for now good reason, they should of taken a cue from Apple who built and _expanded_ upon a good foundation -- every OS X release from 10.0 to 10.7 (for the most part) just got better, more polished, faster (!), added neat features, and kept it consistent and simple.

      Microsoft had 10 years to TRULY advance the state of the UI by removing the stupid close button being placed next to the maximized button, by recognizing people want to have TWO (or more) spatial groups in the task bar for the SAME program, by removing the screen-wide title bar that just wastes screen vertical real estate, by providing an API so users can skin the UI, by allowing users to choose an option LESS then "smaller" 100% UI scaling in Control Panel Display, by polishing the UI, allow people to pick a ZERO pixel window border to maximize screen usage, by getting feedback from UI & UX experts along with power users for how they could make the computer EASIER _and_ more FASTER, etc.. i.e. It only took Microsoft how many years to allow people to add custom favorite folders in the Explorer view ??

      People want 1) consistency, 2) features, 3) simplicity. In that order.

      The fact that Microsoft constantly has to re-arrange & re-name almost every element in the control panel every other version of Windows tells me they don't know what they hell they are doing with UI - namely respecting and building a positive Out-of-theBox User Experience. That is why the majority no one gives a shit about Microsoft & their products anymore. They don't understand hardware, they don't understand software, they don't understand user experience. Apple is by no means perfect but at least they seem to (or used to) understand the basics extremely well. Microsoft has NEVER understood UI.

      Microsoft: Just another me-too company with Apple envy. No one gives a crap about your physical Store. LOL.

      For Microsoft to change they need to:

        a) learn to be humble
        b) acknowledge that they don't understand UI / UX. (proof: Clippy)
        c) communicate with people
        d) get off their arrogant attitude & stop pushing things down people's throats that people don't want: Zune, WinCE, Windows Phone, Surface, a dozen different versions of Windows, refusing to sell Windows XP for $20, etc.
        e) treat customers with respect

      Sadly, that will never happen. Microsoft will die a slow death of becoming irrelevant all the while wondering where the fuck they went wrong.

    47. Re:Metro UI by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      The zune sold more than a million units in its first year...

      As Ballmer's unholy mixture of "brown" and "squirt", Zune was doomed from day one in spite of Microsoft's best channel stuffing efforts.

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    48. Re:Metro UI by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Tim Cook to dump an obsolete ipad mini...

      In what way was the mini obsolete? I remember when the Nexus 7 tablet came out and reading comments like "Jobs hated the 7" form factor, but look at the nexus 7" and "Apple should have had 7" tablets from the beginning..."

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    49. Re:Metro UI by Tough+Love · · Score: 2

      You refer to Microsoft as M-DollarSign, so that indicates you're an anti-Microsoft zealot...

      More of u$ agree that M$ blows chunk$ every day a$ can be $een in M$ being flat on it$ back $tock price wi$e for 13 bloody year$.

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    50. Re:Metro UI by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Great thing about Launchpad: you can drop it off your task bar and never see it again. Metro is annoying because it keeps coming back.

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    51. Re:Metro UI by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1

      I don't think there has ever been a more blatant example of a paid shill than this asshole, Follow Meeee. I mean, saying that the Surface RT is a success? That Metro was a good idea? A user id of almost three million? If I were you, I wouldn't dignify anything he said with a response.

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    52. Re:Metro UI by davesag · · Score: 1

      Wow thanks, I've been a Mac user since 1984 and I never knew about command` until I read your comment. You've just made my Sunday! Is there a similar command keystroke for switching through tabs in a single window?

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    53. Re:Metro UI by dch24 · · Score: 1
      Couldn't agree more on a lot of what you said there.

      That is why the majority no one gives a shit about Microsoft & their products anymore.

      Oh, lots of businesses have no other choice. Apple isn't trying to replace Microsoft, though it looks like they're being backed into that corner a little at a time.

      Google does some things fair enough, like GMail, but Docs/Drive/whatever it is today has not taken out Office. The fact that LibreOffice is growing so fast means there is a business opportunity to displace Microsoft Office. Not saying that will be easy but LibreOffice is doing it.

      Another entire area where Microsoft isn't going away is Accounting (not Finance, those HFT guys are all on Linux).

      Somebody stick a fork in it already. Start a business that disrupts it! (Too busy laying fiber to do it myself.)

    54. Re:Metro UI by davesag · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You obviously don't know anyone with kids then. I'd say pretty much every household I visit has at least one iPad (often 1 per child). Add to that a plethora of iPod Touches and iPad minis. Go to any airport lounge and you'll see more iPads than you can poke a shitty stick at. I guess it's because I live in a first world country though.

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    55. Re:Metro UI by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 1

      Why would you *have* to use Launchpad? I use OS X, and don't use Launchpad at all. The Applications folder didn't go away, and it's easy to remove Launchpad from the Dock. That's far less intrusive than what I've read about the Metro UI.

    56. Re:Metro UI by PNutts · · Score: 2

      By their reports and having seen many people owning them. Almost as many as iPads, actually.

      That is some John Travolta level denial.

    57. Re:Metro UI by PNutts · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know a guy that has a zune and he loves it. Only one guy but hey, that's one happy customer.

      Me, too! I didn't know you knew Glenn.

    58. Re: Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch out for that next zebra crossing.

    59. Re:Metro UI by PNutts · · Score: 4, Funny

      You accidentally included your response inside the quote.

      He's using RT. Proper closing tags are only available with the Pro.

    60. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iPhone wasn't innovative or visionary. It ripped off a number of devices before it.

    61. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      blow$

      FTFY

    62. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's obsolete because it has a weaker CPU, a weaker GPU, less RAM and a lower resolution screen than the Nexus 7. It was also released later and costs significantly more.

    63. Re:Metro UI by Teckla · · Score: 3, Informative

      - Listen to users before releasing Win8, not wait until Win8.1 to start "listening"

      Microsoft is only pretending to listen with Win 8.1. It's still 95% the same train wreck Metro interface.

    64. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I just know more intelligent people than you do.

    65. Re:Metro UI by interval1066 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm not, ass. Your response is "disingenuious", at best. Fuck off.

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    66. Re:Metro UI by samwichse · · Score: 4, Funny

      I did go to Youtube and search for "man cacti jump."

      The internet delivers as promised.

    67. Re:Metro UI by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Guys, you-all are arguing with an account that's only existed for one day. Of course he's going to toe the M$ line, and of course he's not going to offer any hard evidence. It's all hat and no cowboy. 100% shill. Nothing to see here.

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    68. Re:Metro UI by bondsbw · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Practically every smartphone produced after 2007 ripped off the iPhone. You can't truthfully deny that the iPhone revolutionized smartphones.

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    69. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Ahh, you mean like how the iPhone stole from the Palm Treo, HP iPaq and LG Prada.

    70. Re:Metro UI by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Do you work in a Microsoft cafeteria, by chance?

      In the real world, I've seen exactly one Surface Pro and no Surface RTs.

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    71. Re: Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shift + Command + Right Arrow or Left Arrow

    72. Re:Metro UI by mysidia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Somewhere it helps to be ahead of the curve and not chronically behind it. Listening is good, yes, but who was Apple listening to when they created the iPhone?

      Creating new products on your own without having your users to ask for everything is great -- ultimately, they won't know if they like it until they can get an opportunity to use it a while and see if it helps them be more efficient or makes life easier for them. A product that has enormous benefits for you, can still make you feel very uncomfortable or annoyed at first, before you have gotten used to it: change is hard.

      Apple had an advantage with the iPhone. Noone had ever used a touch screen smart phone before, so people had no established patterns; Apple as first creator could essentially define how people do things on the platform. Once people are used to those ways change is harder and likely to be resisted.

      Apple has made no fundamental changes to the iPhone, since the 3GS. Yes, they made a few incremental improvements here and there --- notification center, multitasking, push notifications; lock screen changes; stacks of apps.

      However, they've made no major user interface changes -- if you were familiar with the iPhone 3GS; you will be pretty darned comfortable with the iPhone 5 and beyond, because there's no major changes to the way you work.

      I dare say the number of "controversial" changes were relatively small on the face of it --- things like replacing the Google Maps app.... Yes virginia, you do have to get your maps from a different place now, and it kind of sucks, but noone's switching platforms over something so minor as that.

      On the other hand.... Metro isn't minor. It's not minor not because it can't be minor, but Microsoft has chosen to present Metro in such a way that there is no way to circumvent it --- the difference is a major impact, and likely to move users to different platforms; That is, if those other platforms provide a more true traditional Windows experience than Windows 8 does.

      If Microsoft wants to dabble in completely new OSes, that's great, as long as they keep providing upgrades and support for businesses using their most popular products, so that they are not forced to switch platforms.

      That's not how Microsoft's treating Metro; it's "The next version of Windows", that you have to move to, whether you like to or not, because we're not going to be selling Windows 7 anymore, or providing updates anything like it.

    73. Re:Metro UI by Billly+Gates · · Score: 0

      FYI Balmer and Gates own more than 50% of the company.

      For Balmer to go Bill Gates has to fire him and fat chance of that happening. I do not know how involved he is with the company he is now. Gates was a much better CEO

    74. Re:Metro UI by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Instead of sitting on their ass throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks like changing the UI in Vista and again in Windows 8 for now good reason, they should of taken a cue from Apple who built and _expanded_ upon a good foundation

      They're not just throwing stuff and seeing what sticks; it's more insidious than that --- back when they explained the reason for removing the start menu -- they were showing data using the customer improvement program; about how the start menu is rarely ever used.

      In other words.... they are using some strange "data driven approach" to decide how to change their UI designs; but in some manner, the data they are relying on has flaws, and probably the data doesn't say what they think it does, or what someone has a strong conviction is the proper interpretation (even though it's wrong).

    75. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL. I guess that explains why those particular models sold so well.

    76. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - News flash! Listen to your shareholders! and get rid of Ballmer (ok, clearly there has not been a full scale shareholder revolt. yet.)

      Personally, I'd prefer they hold onto Ballmer and let him drive the company into the ground so they finally get an appropriate punishment for abusing what used to be a desktop monopoly. Alas, this does mean someone else will takeover the role of evil company doing nasty things to the tech world.

    77. Re:Metro UI by dch24 · · Score: 1

      Um, you should check your facts again.

      Gates owns 461,409,025 insider shares.

      Total shares at that time: 5,830,212,610.

    78. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess that explains why Windows PCs sold so well.

      See how your logic utterly fails?

    79. Re:Metro UI by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Well, success is defined by a set of goals. You probably just helped making jumping on cacti a successfull initiative.

    80. Re:Metro UI by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2

      "Realtime", as opposed to Windows 7, which must be intended for mainframe batch processing.

      The bizarre thing is that they sell home computers and even tablets with the mainframe version pre-installed.

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    81. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People do not feel comfortable picking MS and IE as a brand now. Windows will go the same route.

      Folks will likely say, "I heard something bad about Windows (or Microsoft), what else can we look at?"

      -B

    82. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I smell shrill. Eleven posts for Follow Meeee today on just this one article. And zero prior posts.

      Did you create an account just for this artical?

    83. Re:Metro UI by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      It's all hat and no cowboy.

      All hat and no cattle is the expression you are looking for.

    84. Re:Metro UI by newnerdyuser · · Score: 2

      I think there are a lot out here like you. In my case, I enjoyed using Microsoft products until I bought a Vista laptop, it looked great but ran very slowly. Then I had to jump through activation hoops to install XP on the laptop which improved the laptop greatly although it didn't look as nice as Vista did. A few years ago my son and grandkids visited and he said "You have to try Linux Dad, it's made me interested in computers again." I have been using it since not giving Microsoft another thought until I read about this secure boot nonsense which I believe is to force people to use only their product and not the OS we choose. With the Vista experience and knowing I have no choice but to buy a Windows machine to replace this one with a locked down BIOS was the last straw. I no longer wish to be a Microsoft customer. Thankfully my son said he can build me a computer without that nonsense and with the OS I like.

    85. Re:Metro UI by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Sadly, that will never happen."

      What's "sad" about that?

      What I want would be better served by the failure of Microsoft. I don't care for the company or its products or its influence so I want it to die.

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    86. Re:Metro UI by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      It's all hat and no cowboy.

      All hat and no cattle is the expression you are looking for.

      That works also, but in this case there isn't a cowboy either.

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    87. Re:Metro UI by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Microsoft will die a slow death of becoming irrelevant all the while wondering where the fuck they went wrong.

      Or they could stop wasting the profits from Windows, Office and XBox on trying to expand into new areas where there is already fierce competition and low margins and instead refocus on the core businesses while dropping everything else. That would have the effect of improving the quality of the existing products, as you suggested, while at the same time freeing up profits to be paid out in the form of higher dividends to shareholders. The company belongs to the shareholders and Microsoft should be figuring out how best to enrich the shareholders, not wasting shareholder's money on ill considered attempts to get into sideshow distraction businesses.

    88. Re:Metro UI by msobkow · · Score: 1

      The Metro UI isn't actually impossibly horrible from the "regular" user's standpoint. It took my elderly parents all of two weeks to get used to it for running their card games, browsing the web, and so on. But I did install most of the software they would need on the base system; out of the box it really doesn't do much.

      Still, they only tolerate the new UI. The still gripe that it's not the same as XP. I'm firmly convinced they'd have been far happier if they'd followed my advice and bought an older Win7 based system that still had the tradition menu-and-window organization.

      The best thing Microsoft could do as far as the Win8 debacle goes is to ensure that 8.1 lets you stick with the "traditional" desktop full time. The thing my parents hate the most is this full-screen, one-app-at-a-time mentality from the cellphone and tablet markets. Just because that kind of approach worked for green-screen terminals and iOS doesn't mean that people like it -- just that they used what they had to.

      The windowing interfaces used by Gnome 2, KDE, Apple OS/X, Win 95-7, OS/2, and a host of other interfaces were based on years of research at IBM that resulted in the Common User Access style guides. They weren't pulled out of their arse based on some artsy-fartsy desire to just do "something different." They were based on studies and feedback.

      Microsoft threw all that work out the window with the Metro menu system in favour of pursuing an iOS experience, forgetting that the only reason the iOS interface is acceptable is because it's designed for small screens. Not necessarily tablets, but small screens.

      Metro is an admirable first cut of an interface that would work well on the small screen devices like a phone or tablet, but they didn't go all the way. Every third party application I've used on my parents box drops you back into the desktop when it runs. So in effect, the only thing you get that's "tablet style" when using WIn8 full time is the start menu. Forcing people to shift their entire usage pattern for the sake of a menu system was asininine, and the sales numbers prove that out.

      The sales numbers for Win8 are even now grossly exagerrated. Everyone I know who bought a Win8 box save my parents downgraded to Windows 7. Every single one.

      Hell, if I were buying a new box I wouldn't buy one without downgrade rights. (Aside from that, my next system upgrade will be for my Linux desktop, not another Windows system. I only need one windows box, and that, happily, runs Windows 7.)

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    89. Re:Metro UI by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Balmer owns a bit over 4 percent of the outstanding shares and Gates, the largest single shareholder, owns 6.4 percent. That's not enough to prevent other shareholders from forcing changes at Microsoft. It's too bad the Ichan chose to get involved with Dell instead of Microsoft because what Microsoft needs now is new and better leadership and I don't see that happening without a big name, like Ichan, leading the charge.

    90. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because OSX users are too stupid to complain anything.

    91. Re: Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When do you ever HAVE to use launch pad in OS X? That was the GPs point.
      If you WANT an iOS interface to your Mac you have it, otherwise use the dock, Spotlight or Finder.

      The Windows 8 analog would be REMOVING spotlight, finder or your dock, and booting to launch pad.

    92. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big surprise, some astroturfer with a nearly 3M user ID pimping for MS on /.

    93. Re:Metro UI by kfsone · · Score: 1

      Metro - the thing that appeared in Windows 7 Phone - is a thing of beauty, but fundamental to that was the premise: Start from scratch with touch as the basis.

      When you develop a UI that way, you can do it without chrome - a pure Windows 7 Phone app had no chrome because the interface was its own chrome. They didn't take the chrome away, they started over and didn't need it.

      Windows 8 UI is not Metro. It's the Windows UI with the chrome removed, and then reintroduced in 8.1.

      I really liked Windows 7 Phone up until MS killed the marketplace by announcing Windows 8 wasn't going to be the same thing (infact, they're actually compatible, but nobody bothered developing apps after the announcement and 8.1 breaks Metro so much I'll be sticking with my return to 'droid)

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    94. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you're a corner office CIO.

    95. Re:Metro UI by QuadEddie · · Score: 1

      Quicksilver is superior to launchpad. Launchpad is a binner immediately.

    96. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Thank goodness Zune was introduced after "Plays For Sure".

      After experiencing what Microsoft meant by "Plays For Sure", I became more experienced in translating "MicroSoft Talk" into what I could expect from a Microsoft branded product. I began to realize that as a company acquires "Marketing" skills, they monetize anything they can get away with, and a company's reputation is usually among the first to get monetized. The confidence and trust your customers have for your company, built up over years of doing business, can be cashed in for a quick quarter's profit and a quick round of bonuses for soon-to-retire marketing professionals. Many companies consider the trust their customers have for them to be an expendable.

      Many companies are in the process of deleveraging themselves from the consumer's trust - doing stuff like creating long contracts the customers are asked to sign before the company will do business. Such contracts are often several pages in length, will all sorts of "hold harmless" clauses, "up-to" claims, "for only $$$.$$*/month * other charges may apply", arbitration clauses specifying one can't take a grudge to a court of the people and insist that all arbitration be held in the company's Kangaroo Court, and other businesstalk. Companies using this kind of deceptive language should be looked at with high caution, just as one would do business with caution with unscrupulous businesses.

    97. Re:Metro UI by geekymachoman · · Score: 2

      And they watched Star Trek too.
      http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/PADD

    98. Re:Metro UI by jinchoung · · Score: 3, Informative

      it's amazing how people forget that the iphone wasn't at all the first smartphone and that it was a relatively small evolutionary step over something like the palm treo and not a revolutionary epiphany that they get credited with. almost everything that the iphone did, the palm treo could do - up to and including an app store. apple just did it slicker.

    99. Re:Metro UI by gnasher719 · · Score: 2

      They're not just throwing stuff and seeing what sticks; it's more insidious than that --- back when they explained the reason for removing the start menu -- they were showing data using the customer improvement program; about how the start menu is rarely ever used.

      Fact is that people don't use it _often_: Once to start each program, once to shut down the computer. That's not often. The problem is that these very few uses are absolutely essential to the user.

    100. Re:Metro UI by isorox · · Score: 1

      Somewhere it helps to be ahead of the curve and not chronically behind it. Listening is good, yes, but who was Apple listening to when they created the iPhone?.

      They should have listened to slashdot when they started with the iPod. If it had had wifi and more space than a nomad it wouldn't have even so lame, and they wouldn't have gone bust.

    101. Re:Metro UI by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      That was against everything that Slashdot users said back in the day when Metro UI was introduced, and they called it a huge mistake from Microsoft.

      I'm pretty sure that when I started saying that Metro was a crappy idea, it was for completely different reasons than Metro simply being an attempt at a touch-controlled UI. You know, stuff like API limitations, developer limitations, etc. I don't think that anyone claimed that doing tablet stuff itself was a bad idea.

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    102. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the point: I don't like LaunchPad either, but it's easy to keep it out of the way and never have to deal with it, ever. IF Microsoft had done the same thing with Metro, then people would briefly complain that it was the default, kill it just like they've done for innumerable stupid UI features in previous versions of Windows (i.e. select the "Classic" theme or uninstall the stupid dog theme for search), and that would be the end of it. "Silly but fixable". Nothing new. Instead you've got third-party freeware like ClassicShell doing a better job of providing people with the choice that Microsoft should have provided in the first place.

      Apple isn't exactly known for the degree of customization they provide in their OS compared to Windows, but at least they aren't stupid enough to pull the rug out from under people's familiarity with their product, and then offer no built-in way to switch back to something more familiar. I mean, what the hell was the purpose of the Windows 8 beta if Microsoft was going to ignore months of feedback that Metro was going to be a problem if it was the only option offered? Either the user testing division at Microsoft is incompetent, or the management is incompetent for not listening to testing.

    103. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was Rat Turd

    104. Re:Metro UI by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Metro isn't an applications launcher it is the GUI for what amounts to a new OS. Desktop is the legacy OS which the new OS supports. Launchpad is just a just a launcher that people who like iPhone can quickly adjust to rather than the dock/finder/applications folder approach for legacy OSX users.

    105. Re:Metro UI by jbolden · · Score: 1

      If people are leaving Microsoft for Apple it ain't over UEFI. Apple has been a much more consistent and strong champion of UEFI.

      Also they aren't really "listening" with Windows 8.1 either. They are continuing the direction. The improvements are mainly on the Metro side of things.

    106. Re:Metro UI by jbolden · · Score: 1

      The innovation was the triple of:

      a) capacitive touchscreen
      b) animation based interface
      c) web based applications

      It was Apple that saw how to use those 3 together. Others had parts but the combination was Apple.

    107. Re:Metro UI by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's customers want Microsoft to make the same product and slowly fade into more and more irrelevancy being a smaller part of their lives. Why would Microsoft want to cooperate with that. Microsoft has always been about being a moderate price vendor. They "we get you 80% of what you really want for 20% of the cost". That's what they are doing right now in server and business applications. And that's what they hope to do in consumer and small business.

      In consumer and small business they are losing ground because people are reducing the number of PCs they are buying mostly. There are some high end defections to Apple but that's been an ongoing slow bleed. The fast bleed is the defections to iPad and Android. Those defections are over things like battery life and form factor.

    108. Re:Metro UI by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Kin failed more in 2008 than in 2010, when Microsoft allowed the cloud disaster to happen with Danger's servers and killed the Sidekick. That postponed the release until after Android was Verizon's main counter-strategy.

    109. Re:Metro UI by gtall · · Score: 1

      Ichan won't reform anything he touches. He's only interested in counting his winnings. He doesn't understand any of the companies he gets involved with except as a bean counter. Ichan would drive MS over the cliff faster...and I won't cry for MS if he did, but he cannot save anything.

    110. Re:Metro UI by jbolden · · Score: 1

      First off they are probably running it on the wrong hardware. The best thing Microsoft could do is make capacitive touchscreen usable hinges mandatory. But besides that....

      The best thing Microsoft could do as far as the Win8 debacle goes is to ensure that 8.1 lets you stick with the "traditional" desktop full time.

      Why? How is that the best thing. The traditional desktop was available for years and sales dropped off. Your grandparents and people liked them moved from replacing their computers ever 2-3 years to 3-4 years to 5 years to now around 7 year cycles. And all that with them buying fewer PCs as they buy more smartphones and tablets. Why should Microsoft be interested in facilitating your grandparents in that conversion?

      Every third party application I've used on my parents box drops you back into the desktop when it runs.

      There are most certainly Metro applications and there will be far more. On a touchscreen laptop these are quite pleasant to use comparatively.

    111. Re:Metro UI by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The problem is that they're just crunching the numbers and then treating them as oracles without trying to comprehend the reasons why the numbers are what they are. People probably do rarely use the start button, most of the time what they want most of the time will be found on the desktop and/or quick launch without them even having to do anything, and desktop cleanup will somewhat reliably keep their desktop contents down to a scrutable level. The problem is, they don't want to go on an epic tile-scanning quest to find what they actually need that five percent of the time that they need to launch something else. If five percent of your program-locating-and-launching activities take up ninety-five percent of your program-locating-and-launching time then there's a big problem with the UI.

      The Start Menu is the best UI development since the context menu. That's why it's been endlessly copied. Note I didn't say innovation or invention; we've had pop-up launcher menus before. Notably, on the MacOS control strip, although ISTR that being a third-party add-on. I also had some kind of INIT or CDEV that would give me a launcher menu under the apple menu.

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    112. Re:Metro UI by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is who decided it should be brown? Here's how I'm imagining the decision process: Hipsters wear clothes so unwanted they've actually been re-bundled and come back from third-world countries, which happen to come in the colors pink, orange, brown, and baby blue. Four mock Zunes are created, one in each of these colors, and then presented to a focus group which manages to convince itself that brown is the new black on the basis of contrast with four colors which should never be used for electronics which aren't ergonomically designed for your asshole, or at least your kitchen counter. And a failure was born...

      The alternative is too horrible to contemplate; that since "retro" is officially "in" and remaining there for the foreseeable future, they looked at the electronic devices of yesteryear and imagined that brown cases were coming back.

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    113. Re:Metro UI by LordThyGod · · Score: 2

      it's amazing how people forget that the iphone wasn't at all the first smartphone and that it was a relatively small evolutionary step over something like the palm treo and not a revolutionary epiphany that they get credited with. almost everything that the iphone did, the palm treo could do - up to and including an app store. apple just did it slicker.

      Yea, whatever. But they had a vision of how to pull all that together and make superior product that started a revolution. And of course caused Balmer to laugh out loud, saying it would never sell. And Where the fuck is palm?

    114. Re:Metro UI by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The main problem with the Metro UI is the MS-hubris of "we want it and you will like it, whether you want or not". Doesn't fly anymore, MS. People don't grin and bear it anymore. There are alternatives. Not only your older systems (because there is exactly ZERO compelling reason for someone who isn't eager to pretend his desktop is some sort of mobile device to actually get it), there are competing systems now, too.

      Also people learned that only every OTHER MS system is actually worth getting. 95? Great. 98? Blah. 98SE? Great. ME? ..... XP? Great. Vista? Meh.Win7? Umm...not great but it works pretty decently. Win8? Well, take a guess.

      And unlike the other "meh" systems there isn't even any good reason to get it. Seriously, why the HELL should I subject myself to the troubles of either finding out how to bend over backwards for Metro or how to get rid of it to make it look like the system I already use?

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    115. Re:Metro UI by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And that's what makes it a failure in investors eyes. Just like WoW tarnished the MMO market, the iPad did the same for the handheld market: Their success is what investors now expect. No matter how unlikely or even impossible it is to even come close to matching it, that's the expectation. Of course, aiming for such a success is doomed to fail by how the market works.

      And given that investors, of all people, should know how markets work, I really have to wonder what these people really know...

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    116. Re: Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The iPhone is failing badly against Android.

    117. Re:Metro UI by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      This is very standardized! e.g., Safari is Shft-Cmd-Right and Left Arrows, Skype is Otp-Cmd right and left, Messages (Lion and ML) is Cmd-G / Shift Cmd-G for moving between chats. Adium requires Cmd- as far as I know. So it is entirely app dependent.

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    118. Re:Metro UI by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      For Adium - Cmd-

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    119. Re:Metro UI by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Desktop Linux could be a success, if someone did it right. With Windows 8 pissing off people so much (I'm hearing lots of stories of angry people getting Macs after they see Windows 8 at Best Buy), the time is really ripe for desktop Linux to take off. Of course, desktops (/laptop) aren't really a growing market any more, but that's OK, they're a stable market and most people want to have at least one such machine, even if they end up hanging onto it for a long time unlike the 90s.

      Anyway, the problems with desktop Linux as I see it are fragmentation and the crappy new UIs. If KDE were the primary DE out there, switching from Windows to Linux would be almost a no-brainer, since the interface is fairly similar to the XP/Vista/7-style UI that most people are very comfortable with, plus distros could easily customize it (with just some pre-selections, no coding) to be almost a copy of Win7's UI. However, most of the Linux distros have instead jumped on the Gnome3 bandwagon, or made their own abomination in Unity, so that's what people see when they check out Linux. If someone is running screaming from MS because of Metro, Gnome3's UI isn't going to woo them either, nor will Unity.

      It's really a shame, because Linux doesn't have any NSA spyware baked-in like Windows and Mac, and is very easy to install and set up on most computers these days (put an Ubuntu or Mint DVD in any computer and it generally installs with no problem); even the video driver stuff is mostly sorted out now by the distros. But because the main distros had to go with crappy new UIs lately instead of sticking with Gnome2 or KDE, it's being pissed away. My prediction is that Apple is going to take over a giant chunk of the desktop market in the next 5 years, and computers are going to go back to being very expensive like they were in the 80s.

    120. Re:Metro UI by Vince6791 · · Score: 1

      The 2 things i like about the windows 7 UI is the aero and icon combine on the taskbar, the menu sucks. the new xfce and also cinnamon have a better and intuitive menu UI than windows 7. Major problems with linux is that it's not on par with windows when it comes to professional applications, games, and stability which is a huge problem with linux on the desktop always bugging out, freezing, and crashing after installing updates or applications. Linux feels like windows 98.

      And until we get full binary software(all dependencies included) installs I don't think people with horrible internet will ever change to linux.

    121. Re: Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the users who use(d) the Start menu were the same folks who turned off the customer experience tracking.

    122. Re:Metro UI by overmoderated · · Score: 1

      Once gamers start switching to Linux (Steam Console), it's over. MS sucks and has always sucked. The world needs open, free, stable, capable and secure software.

    123. Re:Metro UI by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the instability thing is bogus. What distro are you using? Mint KDE has been working flawlessly for me for some time.

    124. Re:Metro UI by MobileGuy1 · · Score: 1

      yup. This is absolutely the issue - users use the start menu, depend on it, know about it and how to get to it in several ways. The Start menu plays a key role in starting up programs (yeah, but, hey - who really wants to run a program on a computer anyway, right?). Without it they (and, hell, me too) are lost. The first thing I did when I was somewhat forced to buy a new laptop was put in software to create a start menu. Works OK... but Microsquish still takes me to metro every now and then, to my continued consternation. Yes, Redmond, I REALLY DO need to have more than one window open at a time.

    125. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Investors buy stocks in hopes a new product is phenomenal, and hence greatly increases the stock so they can sell it shortly thereafter. The news of the surface failing was the signal that they were wrong this time, so time to sell so they can go after the next 'round' of 'free' money.

    126. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Apple is better then Microsoft? Maybe now, but in a few months, less than a year, they'll face the same problem. Their shareholders already saw the problems and tried to make some changes, it will take a little more time for it to become public, but that's only because they're still riding the inertia from Steve Jobs.

    127. Re:Metro UI by messymerry · · Score: 1

      Did metro learn this from unity or did unity learn this from metro? OBTW: I will note here that M$s customer base demographics are heavily weighted toward two of the three members of the evil trinity. i.e. Big Business and Big Government. The Big Media weenies tend toward iThis and iThat. Without the bump from these two monsters, M$ would be in whirling toilet water.

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    128. Re:Metro UI by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      In what way was the mini obsolete?

      Don't be disingenuous. Start with the screen resolution and continue on from there.

      What's this, Apple astromods in denial that ipad mini was obsolete from the day it was introduced? Got to give you this much, assholes: you are persistent.

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    129. Re:Metro UI by MTEK · · Score: 1

      That's a bit harsh. At least 8.1 will send our local operating system searches to Bing. Thanks Microsoft!

    130. Re:Metro UI by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Desktop Linux could be a success, if someone did it right. With Windows 8 pissing off people so much (I'm hearing lots of stories of angry people getting Macs after they see Windows 8 at Best Buy), the time is really ripe for desktop Linux to take off.

      Funny you should mention that. We have an Apple store in my local Best buy, and it's getting weird, almost no one is looking at the rows of W8 machines, and the Apple rep is doing multiple people demos to take care of the crowds in timely fashion, then taking one on one questions later.

      People like to talk about the demise of the desktop. Microsoft has has a certain amount of responsibility for that.

      Anyway, the problems with desktop Linux as I see it are fragmentation and the crappy new UIs.

      Couldn't agree more. While Ubunto with it's (now) bizzare desktop is what most everyone sees, Mint would be a much better first experience for a disgruntled Windows user. While I like to check out th edistros, for most people, they need somethig a little more consistent.

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    131. Re:Metro UI by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      Palm had a presence. IOS was a complete swerve from PalmOS, yet introduced advantages.

      The idea that 'everyone has to do it like Apple' (and 'first to market' in general) remains overrated.

    132. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, it explicitly doesn't stand for anything.

      It's easy to confuse with Runtime (not Realtime) since it runs the WinRT API in common with x86.

      (also, Realtime is not what you would want on a client machine or tablet, that's what you want on an embedded device)

    133. Re:Metro UI by mysidia · · Score: 1

      People probably do rarely use the start button, most of the time what they want most of the time will be found on the desktop and/or quick launch without them even having to do anything

      Yes... well, I suppose their looking at numbers and finding people not using the start menu at all may be interesting but biased. I use the start menu a lot but disabled any customer experience improvement program usage, because I don't necessarily trust MS.

      Maybe what their numbers really show is just people who don't know how to turn off the CEIP program reporting, tend to be people that don't know how to use menus

    134. Re:Metro UI by zipn00b · · Score: 1

      Wasn't all hat - seemed to be a bit of ass too..... :)

    135. Re:Metro UI by zipn00b · · Score: 1

      I've never had much of an issue with KDE as far as stability. However it's become rather a pig in later releases and I have mostly older hardware so it's not so pleasant unless you try to tweak all the fancy shit off on those. But then I wouldn't run Windows 7 on those boxes either. Overall though I've rather liked KDE for years now (since FreeBSD 4.x - don't recall what version of KDE at the time) It pretty much did what I wanted in the way of a GUI and if I needed to do something else that's what terminal sessions were for.

    136. Re: Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50% listening yes, the rest would be to invent. That's the factor that'll cause a revolution.

    137. Re:Metro UI by dch24 · · Score: 1

      If we're making a list of things that were innovative about the iPhone that led to its success, why not include these?

      d) Industrial design, such as only one prominent button and the iconic white earbuds
      e) Marketing, also known as the "reality distortion field"
      f) Desktop integration. From a technical standpoint, I just want a media player that acts as a dumb disk so I can drag-and-drop music files. But I continually meet new people who want iTunes as their "media gateway." It started long before the iPhone was released but it was part of the vertical that Apple still dominates.

    138. Re:Metro UI by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Main reason I didn't include those is they don't seem to be key to every phone that came after the iPhone. There are cheap successful phones with poor design. Samsung's marketing is funny but I wouldn't say "reality distortion field" and for that matter I don't think Apple depended on that either. As for Desktop integration Apple itself has been moving away from it.

      ____

      On (f) in 2007 BlackBerry had better desktop integration. Many of the other phones worked well with arbitrary desktop clients. So I don't see them even having had an edge here.

      (e) They weren't the first with complex smartphone marketing. BlackBerry again had a cult of personality in 2007. Danger had done some very sophisticated things. Other companies like Motorola had some exciting marketing in the feature phone level.

      (d) Not sure here. Certainly the phone looked very good. But there were other good looking phones.

    139. Re:Metro UI by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      If Icahn bought it up (I doubt this as MS still has an insane market cap and millions of shares) the first thing he would do is sell all its assets and rank up debt to raise the shareprice.

      Then sell it and MS would have to repurchase all its assets again but lose its core brands in the process. He did this to TimeWarner. The company lost money long term and it was a stupid move but computer programs determine the share price on Wall Street. They showed all this cash and a quick buildup of assets.

      That is part of the problem of Wallstreet in general. The issue is magic asset/expense ratios in the bottom line. Not marketshare, growth, or anything else! The human factor of looking at a stock as an investment and not something to hold for a few milliseconds to get a few quick bucks by a supercomputer program. Icahn looks at this factor with ratios.

      Debt should be considered an expense rather than an asset. Infact trading debt as an asset is what caused the great recession! It is not free and I wish more economists who know better would trade stocks rather than guys with clipboards and Excel macros.

    140. Re:Metro UI by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      ok, clearly there has not been a full scale shareholder revolt. yet.

      Time and time again on Slashdot, people keep suggesting that the shareholders get rid of Balmer.

      So what kind of leverage does Balmer have to keep his job? Does anyone actually know?

    141. Re:Metro UI by norite · · Score: 1
      Main problem is Metro is a complete bomb. The rot started with Win7, and the severely gimped start menu they forced on people. I cannot use it, I had to install classic shell on my work PCs to get my productivity back (no recent documents, wtf is all that about?)

      They really went over the cliff with metro tho. It's a complete POS that most people DO NOT WANT.

      Surface RT has bombed, and the X-BONE will bomb as well. Microsoft are up the creek without a paddle. They haven't got a clue.

      Dance, monkey boy, dance...

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    142. Re:Metro UI by rockout · · Score: 1

      "Obsolete" seems harsh. Look at it this way: if someone is already invested in the iTunes app store environment, by already owning either an iPhone, iPod touch, or iPad, it seems reasonable that if they wanted the form factor of the iPad mini, the differences in CPU, GPU, RAM, and resolution would not matter all that much. Indeed, sales figures would seem to back up that assertion.

      For the millionth time, just because it's not right for the super-geeks here, doesn't mean it isn't useful to a significant portion of the non-nerd electronics-buying public.

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    143. Re:Metro UI by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      The only way anybody will get sucked into buying an ipad mini is if they never compare the resolution, processors specs, etc, to the Nexus 7, among others. Going to be some pretty annoyed Apple customers out there when they discover the trick, possibly by being laughed at.

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    144. Re: Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I currently have in my possession a Google Nexus 7 (ME370T) and an original iPad. I would, without exception, prefer to use the iPad in all cases: it operates faster (especially with scrolling, zooming, etc. Which makes all the difference) .

      The only potential reason to use the Google tablet is because it has a camera (which sucks). I have a phone with a better camera than the tablet, so in use that for video conferencing.

      While the specs may be better on the Google Nexus 7, the proof is in the using.

    145. Re:Metro UI by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Launchpad has it's uses, but I agree with you and don't use it either. This is the point the GP was making - using it (or not) is a choice. Unlike Windows 8.

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    146. Re: Metro UI by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      I wish I could "fail badly" to the tune of 23 to 32 million activations in 3 months.

      They don't have to outsell Android in order to be successful, and to say otherwise completely ignores the dynamics of every marketplace that has ever existed.

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    147. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good number of iPhone, iPad and Android users I work with don't migrate over to other mobile devices because of the money they dropped into a particular device, I have had many people that used only iPhones use a Samsung or other Android phone and be like, Man that is so much easier, or that's really cool, but I have too much invested in this one, I don't want to start allover again getting my games, apps, books, and music allover again because I'm tied to this one proprietary device. If people could port there existing shit over to other devices the picture would be completely different. Microsoft has entered way too late into this game.. Half the people are tied to Apple, the other half are tied to Android.. Microsoft is getting the scraps this time around. They do need to come up with something really unique that people really want, not something that already has 100 or device like it. Google went genius with glass, the idea is golden, just need to get the people that are scared of there own shadows to relax and glass will be bigger than iPhone and iPad first were.

    148. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got it.. Star Trek showed the future of computers... Computer!! I need you to open my email and show me my list of contacts, send this message to slashdotgeeks@slashdot.com, Star Date: 040820.013 The local computer geeks of earth are tied down to devices created for the sole purpose of guiding the exchange of monetary items. If only they could get passed this primitive system and concentrate there efforts instead in knowledge and finding better ways to serve humanity.

    149. Re:Metro UI by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Why should Microsoft be interested in facilitating your grandparents in that conversion

      And why should the user (or his grandchild) not gripe about it online? And why should it not lead to 11% stock price drop? Why shouldn't every single user with downgrade rights to Windows 7 exercise it?

      In other words, your statement (question?) I quoted above is irrelevant to all the points of topic in general as well as those of the GP post.

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    150. Re:Metro UI by cornjones · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they didn't think people were _still_ using the start button, because they all know how to use windows. the MS key is ubiquitous on keyboards now, click it and type a few letters to search a program. it really is far better than finding the mouse to hunt through some menus. If that is the way you are using the machine, then the jump from 7 to 8 was really of very little consequence. The metro tiles thing shows up until i launch a program and then it is just a slightly improved desktop.

      Now, I don't think it was a good idea to take it away (for shutdown if nothing else). The real disconnect is for people who never changed their habits or are just coming from xp.

    151. Re:Metro UI by MobileGuy1 · · Score: 1

      ahhh.. now I get it! The fact that YOU know better than me and 100 million of my best friends how I should use the most common UI elements of Windows means that MSFT can (and should) take it away. Just take it away. Not make it easier, not make it more intuitive - just take it away. Delete a core part of your UI, for a tiny bit of real-estate (that the UI can reclaim when not used anyway), because there is some secondary substitute for it, to satisfy someone's idea of UI beauty. Seems like your argument is precisely what this conversations is about... MSFT made an error in that judgment. BTW - I love this comment I just saw (external to this thread) "Windows 8 Metro UI is a beautiful interface that sacrifices functionality for visuals" (http://thetechblock.com/deep-analysis-windows-8-metro-ui/)

    152. Re:Metro UI by cornjones · · Score: 1

      whoa,... relax there buddy. I was just mentioning that I really don't get what the fuss is about. My workflow hasn't changed moving from 7 to 8, i actually have them side by side and find them very similar. Not saying everybody works like me, or should. Just throwing it out as a counterpoint to the 'sky is falling' rhetoric that seems to surround this issue.

    153. Re:Metro UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nobody said the sky is falling - just that its pretty dumb to release a new product that acts *like* the old product except in some mission-critical ways (like launching an app), and not providing any cueing as to how to get around the change. All of us here are capable of getting around the stupidity and deficiencies of Win8. But - why should we have to???

      Microsoft is getting precisely what it deserves as it continues its slide into irrelevance.

    154. Re:Metro UI by mysidia · · Score: 1

      it really is far better than finding the mouse to hunt through some menus.

      Using a mouse to hunt through some menus is a really good idea if you don't know the name of the program you want to start, but would 'recognize' it or be able to choose it after reviewing a list.

      You also would have a better chance of drilling down to the item you want, if you organized it sensibly; than in searching a flat non-hierarchical list of tiles.

      May main lament about the start menu is by default the folder structure is not useful it's typically just <VENDOR> -> Program

      Document Tools -> Text Editors -> Microsoft Word

      Makes a lot more sense than having 100 folders; one for each vendor.

      Instead of Microsoft fixing the problem they created with the hierarchy; they tried to flatten it and make it take up an entire screen.....

  2. It's not about the money by symbolset · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft has tons of cash and is making more. Nobody thinks they're going out of business this year. The panic is that they clearly have no viable plan for participating in the mobile revolution. They have lost control of the platform.

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    1. Re:It's not about the money by kthreadd · · Score: 1

      Sure they do. All they need to do is port Office to all viable mobile platforms and then they are set.

    2. Re:It's not about the money by GarethMonk · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what their plan was for the internet, but I seem to recall they didn't figure it was going to be a big thing (heh) and have ever since been playing catch up.

      Looks like they've completely missed the boat and/or dropped the ball in the tablet market, which I consider to be a shame.

    3. Re:It's not about the money by Follow+Meeee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Microsoft (and Nokia) have a marketing problem. Nokia Lumia's are actually really great phones and the OS is good, but iPhone has made such a huge name of itself that it is really hard to compete with it. But we should all be happy that they are trying to compete, because competition is good for customers.

    4. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has tons of cash and is making more. Nobody thinks they're going out of business this year. The panic is that they clearly have no viable plan for participating in the mobile revolution. They have lost control of the platform.

      Lost control of the mobile platform? When were they in control?

    5. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not that easy to do it. And the'll have to compete with a lot of already established mobile office apps out there. They can't provide full Office capabilities because of the limitations of the mobile platforms, thus they can't really make a difference.

    6. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Of course they have a plan, force the same gui from there mobile platform on the Desktop users, so everyone knows how to use a windows mobile device. It's just not beeing accepted.

    7. Re:It's not about the money by Threni · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, everyone wants office on their tablets. I do, my daughters and wife do, and just think of how stupid all those iPad users are going to feel when they see cool, cool windows tablets running a cut-down version of the latest version of Office. Excel on a train? No problem. Outlook in a nightclub? Sorted. Word in a park? Job done! I just hope Access works on mobile too - that would be sweet! I'd never leave the house! That'd show those Android using chumps!

    8. Re:It's not about the money by gmuslera · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Is about the trust. Their closed platform and their "we respect your privacy" internet services busted badly. Why anyone in the world will put their intelectual property, privacy, business proposals and so on in an environment that leak their information by design? That directly lies their consumers saying that their information is safe because they encrypt them? That will keep remote vulnerabilities intentionally open for a year or more, so can be exploited by NSA and associated private companies?

      The NSA helped more to popularize linux on the desktop than all the open source community with its practices.

    9. Re:It's not about the money by lxs · · Score: 2

      Windows CE was fairly popular...

    10. Re:It's not about the money by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Sure they do. All they need to do is port Office to all viable mobile platforms and then they are set.

      Not as easy as it sounds. Not by a long shot. Have you tried using Office on an 8" Windows tablet? I don't really recommend it.

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    11. Re:It's not about the money by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      Ok, let me get this straight... You would use Outlook in a nightclub? Really? Somehow I don't see that as a killer feature...

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    12. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Every now and then a company must have a plan to get attention. After waking from a bad dream, Steve Ballmer had an idea, why not take Win7, fuck it up and call it Win8. MS made it so.. Feeling great that so many are watching what MS will do next, Steve pushes the envelope a little more and announces... Now we take Win8 fuck-it-up even more, put back some stuff but only half-ass it, they will love it. Win8.1 get's hatched. One more time, waking from another bad dream, Steve jumps up and has a better new idea, Win9, no screen, no keyboard, no mouse, customer just buys a Win9 box, places it against a door to keep it open. Fantastic!

    13. Re:It's not about the money by DogDude · · Score: 4, Funny

      The panic is that they clearly have no viable plan for participating in the mobile revolution. They have lost control of the platform.

      Windows Phone is growing faster in sales than Android and iOS. I don't think you know what you're talking about.

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    14. Re:It's not about the money by geoskd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, everyone wants office on their tablets. I do, my daughters and wife do, and just think of how stupid all those iPad users are going to feel when they see cool, cool windows tablets running a cut-down version of the latest version of Office. Excel on a train? No problem. Outlook in a nightclub? Sorted. Word in a park? Job done! I just hope Access works on mobile too - that would be sweet! I'd never leave the house! That'd show those Android using chumps!

      I think you'll find that a touch interface is simple not really up to the task of content creation. There is no decent workflow at all that involves a touch screen for editing anything. Typing e-mail and texts on a touchscreen is somewhat marginal, and anything more complex than raw text is going to be an exercise in frustration. While I agree that having my phone or tablet capable of doing real work while I'm on the go would be cool, I simply don't see any good way to deal with the lack of rich inputs on a mobile device. Even laptops are kind of marginal, and I can really only use one with a mouse, although I know many people who make do with a track-pad. The real killer application will be whoever can come up with a rich input device that fully and completely replaces the keyboard/mouse combination with something as good or better that can fit into a mobile form factor. Until then, mobile productivity software is a non-starter.

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    15. Re:It's not about the money by VortexCortex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to mention, Ominvore was ported to Microsoft OSs as a basic pork handout to implement Carnivore... Precursors to PRISM. MS is in DEEP with the surveillance state. I can't honestly recommend their platforms from a security standpoint, let alone an ethical one.

    16. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Poe strikes again!

    17. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, let me get this straight... You would use Outlook in a nightclub? Really? Somehow I don't see that as a killer feature...

      There would be no need for the person you're chatting up to hastily write their number on a piece of paper.

    18. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientology is the world's fastest growing religion.

    19. Re:It's not about the money by amiga3D · · Score: 0

      Whoosh!

    20. Re:It's not about the money by alen · · Score: 2

      i'm sure lots of people can't wait to pay $300 for a copy of MS Office on their tablet. or $10 per person per month for 365.

    21. Re: It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? I think humour is more like it. Nightclub?
      Look, anyone that thinks tablets are for creation (particularly text and numbers) is delusional. Like most people I know, the iPad has become a book reader, web browser, gaming device. FAR less powerful than a small laptop. It's a "keeping up with the Jones'" if I've ever seen one.

    22. Re:It's not about the money by jones_supa · · Score: 0

      As a sidenote, I've been noticing an Office suite called Kingsoft Office (Android, Windows, Linux) gaining popularity lately. I wonder how far you can get with it and what is the level of compatibility.

    23. Re:It's not about the money by 3dr · · Score: 2

      Going from 1 user to 3 users is indeed a growth rate of 200%, but relying on rate without quantity (measured in absolute units or market share percentage) means nothing.

    24. Re:It's not about the money by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      The panic is that they clearly have no viable plan for participating in the mobile revolution. They have lost control of the platform.

      Windows Phone is growing faster in sales than Android and iOS. I don't think you know what you're talking about.

      How are you measuring that? Growing from 1 unit sold to 10 units sold yields a more impressive percent gain than moving from 900,000 units sold to 1,000,000 units sold, but who could argue, straight faced, that it's relevant?

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    25. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Ballmer didn't design Windows 8. I'd look to Steven Sinofsky if you want someone to blame.

    26. Re:It's not about the money by gaiageek · · Score: 1

      Sounds like astroturf - especially without a source.

    27. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Riiiiight. They doubled their sales in a year, while Android grew only 1.8 times since Q1 2012!

      Just don't look at any other numbers, because it's actually ~5 mil. WP devices sold this year and ~2 millions last year, while Android sales grew 73M - or 1.9% of total sales to 2.9% and 51% to 74%.

    28. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Android phone makers are competing with the iPhone just fine - Samsung outsells Apple, even. Nokia phones aren't selling well simply because NOBODY WANTS WINDOWS ON THEIR PHONE.

    29. Re:It's not about the money by PNutts · · Score: 0

      Scientology is the world's fastest growing religion.

      That's because Kirstie Alley keeps eating all the other ones.

    30. Re:It's not about the money by foniksonik · · Score: 0

      Woosh....

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    31. Re:It's not about the money by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      In the land if the blind the one eyed man was king.

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    32. Re:It's not about the money by donaldm · · Score: 1

      Ok, let me get this straight... You would use Outlook in a nightclub? Really? Somehow I don't see that as a killer feature...

      Well you could use Outlook in a nightclub to keep track of all those girls/guys who are sending you email :)

      I actually have seen a few people use Excel and Word on their tablets whilst on a train however IMHO this is silly and definitely non productive when they could be tackling some of the more difficult levels of "Angry Birds". :)

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    33. Re:It's not about the money by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's like GM replacing steering wheels with joysticks because they want to get into the aircraft business.

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    34. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, everyone wants office on their tablets.

      Nope. "Word" is not a good word processor. Too low quality . . .

    35. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Phone is growing faster in sales than Android and iOS. I don't think you know what you're talking about.

      If "growt rate" is your only measure of interest - consider that linux grows much faster than windows. windows isn't gaining market share at all . . .

    36. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like installing cowcatchers on Buicks because they want to get into the train business.

      Until the board comes to its senses and hands Ballmer his walking papers, we're only going to see more stupidity like Metro. And more half-baked hardware, suitable for burial in the desert next to all the unsold Atari cartridges and assorted drums of nuclear waste that nobody else will allow across their state lines.

    37. Re:It's not about the money by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. Palm owned the market by that time.

    38. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, people can please make an effort towards a *minimal* grasp in sarcasm?

      the continuous whooshing is messing up my hair, doodz please!

    39. Re:It's not about the money by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      They have lost control of the platform.

      You cannot lose that which you never had. Microsoft's strength has always been in the desktop PC and the mid level enterprise, not mobile. That being said Microsoft still employs many smart people and has several profitable divisions, not including the crown jewels of Windows and Office, plus a gigantic cash hoard. Steve Ballmer is trying to reorganize the company and address long standing cultural problems at Microsoft that have been at the very least a drag on progress. Microsoft still has many strengths and I think that a good CEO with a keen understanding of the business, a firm grasp of what needs to change and the charisma to pull it all together could still turn Microsoft around. However, I have my doubts that Ballmer is the best man for that job. I think that he understands the existing businesses very well and he's nothing if not tenacious, but he seems to lack the necessary foresight on what needs to change or perhaps the leadership ability to change it. Microsoft is first and foremost a technology business and it needs a technologist at the helm, or at least making the strategic product decisions, and it needs to be somebody that the technical division heads can both respect and trust. As it stands now, Microsoft doesn't work very well together as a company and there are many separate fiefdoms with high walls and armed guards (figuratively speaking of course) and that doesn't do much to engender trust or cooperation amongst different teams. The reorganization is supposed to address this. I'm hopeful, but we'll see. Disclaimer: I'm the beneficial owner of one thousand shares of Microsoft common stock.

    40. Re:It's not about the money by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Well, it would have to be, since Android and iOS collectively are over 90% of the market, and the market is now several years mature...

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    41. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woosh

    42. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    43. Re:It's not about the money by baegucb · · Score: 2

      Carly Fiorina might be available to help out MS. And maybe Darl McBride could help out too.

    44. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't tried a Surface yet, have you? It's a mobile form factor and you can connect a nice little typy-cover to it turning it instantaneously into a content creating machine...

      (and I'm only half trolling actually...)

    45. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can bide their time, and they can iterate to something viable. IMO, the real problem lies with Intel: They aren't giving us 30% more processing power every year. Even my 3-year-old gaming rig, which I upgrade the GPUs from time to time, keeps up with modern apps (and games) without any issues. I am an enthusiast, and I've never gone this long without feeling the need to upgrade. If I, who used to upgrade every couple years, still feels I have an uber-system even after 3 years, your average schmoe is not going to upgrade for, well, a decade. It doesn't help that, for the first time, Windows itself is actually getting better with system resources, not worse.

    46. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously never heard of Pages and Numbers? Versions for the iPad and the iPhone are available since Q2 2010.

      Add a bluetooth keyboard and you are all set. Text selection and moving the cursor through touch is a bit of a pain, though. But that problem is related to the touch interface in general, Microsoft will not magically solve it. Except, they will allow mouse attachment, meaning one more peripheral to carry. What about flat surface to use it on? Ops.

      Also, most Win8 x86 tablets are actually in the weight range of a MacBook Air. The new 13" model runs over 12 hours (lab tests reached to 15 hours) with a single charge. It has a keyboard and a multi-touch trackpad and runs the full Mac OS X. You can put it in your lap and use it - something doable with only a handful of tablets should you choose to use an external keyboard.

      On a side note, my personal experience is that while Apple's office suite is not on par with Microsoft's "pile of features" Office it handles complex document layouts with ease and behaves much better in general. (Again, that is a personal opinion).

      Maybe you should feel stupid for being totally ignorant about existing alternatives and attempting to belittle people for not going with your decisions/choices?

    47. Re:It's not about the money by gdshaw · · Score: 1

      Microsoft (and Nokia) have a marketing problem.

      In the sense that few people want to buy their phones that's certainly true, but it isn't through lack of trying: Nokia has spent a huge amount on marketing to little effect.

      Nokia Lumia's are actually really great phones and the OS is good, but iPhone has made such a huge name of itself that it is really hard to compete with it.

      Apple have never had more than about 20% market share, and don't forget that Microsoft was in the smartphone business five years before Apple and seven years before Google. They once had a fairly respectable market share themselves, and their control of the PC market to use as leverage, so I really don't think that Microsoft's failure in the smartphone market has anything to do with lack of opportunity.

      But we should all be happy that they are trying to compete, because competition is good for customers.

      Dubious if the platform is incompatible, locks you into Microsoft, and brings down Nokia as it implodes leaving most of the hardware market in the hands of two manufacturers (Samsung and Apple).

      Besides, dominance by Android isn't necessarily bad for competition, because it provides compatibility without being fully controlled by one company (not even by Google - it's too easy to fork). It would be better for consumers if Nokia released some Android phones in order to provide real competition to Samsung. Unfortunately they seem more interested in promoting the interests of Microsoft than ensuring their own survival.

    48. Re:It's not about the money by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it's fine, but it's proprietary (closed source), from some Chinese company. I don't mean to play the "everything from China is evil spyware" card (because I genuinely don't believe they're much worse than anyone else), but that'll be enough to put many people off.

    49. Re:It's not about the money by AbsGeekNZ · · Score: 1

      LOL - half trolling - I'm sure there needs to be a song with this as its title.

    50. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, you don't *do* irony in Canada?

    51. Re:It's not about the money by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You are either trolling or stupid because you can attach real input devices to tablets. Well, you can to Android, anyway. I would hope that iOS responds well to mice, but I've never actually used an iOS device, nor do I intend to do so.

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    52. Re:It's not about the money by jbolden · · Score: 1

      No they aren't. Android has a pretty low share of the $550-750 phone market. If by compete you mean selling to customers that wouldn't buy an iPhone anyway they are doing fine.

    53. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carly Fiorina might be available to help out MS. And maybe Darl McBride could help out too.

      They both know they'd be killed by a mysterious flying chair if they tried to sign on.

    54. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DogDude, you seriously did not just state that on /. ?

      Here is a math lesson, when starting from zero the rate of growth is fastest nearest to zero. As you move from zero towards infinity your rate will slow down.

      MS might be growing fast because they went from selling 1 phone to selling 2 phones. That is 100% growth but based on the VOLUME they are not doing that well.

    55. Re:It's not about the money by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      No, they can now pour their drink over your pad instead of your head.

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    56. Re:It's not about the money by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      No, but without his approval it can't happen. Or at the very least, it should not.

      I always get kinda irate if some high ranking official gets interviewed when his company does something bad (be it from a bad business decision to committing a crime outright) and saying that he had noooooo idea and that it was all an idea of his subordinate and how much he condemns the action.

      All I can wonder is: What kind of CEO are you if you have no idea what your people are doing? As a shareholder I'd wonder why the hell I need you.

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    57. Re:It's not about the money by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This 11% drop is big, but if you look at their stock price for the entire year, it's still significantly higher than it was in January, and if you look back to early 2009, it's MUCH higher than it was then. It seems to me that maybe MS stock was simply overvalued and this was a correction.

      Unfortunately, this is certainly not spelling doom for MS (though I wish it were), as their Windows/Office cash cows are still there and pumping money into the business, along with other business products like Outlook/Exchange and Sharepoint.

    58. Re:It's not about the money by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The excessive use of exclamation marks should have been a big tip-off that that post was not intended to be serious.

    59. Re:It's not about the money by Forty-3 · · Score: 1

      I've found that image editing applications can work fine in a touch environment. It's actually better for drawing since you're inputting directly on the screen.

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    60. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NSA promotes GNU/Linux use. Microsoft don't make insecure BS for the NSA, they do it for themselves.

    61. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DogDude: That's because iOS and android dominate.

      The truth is that Windows Phone is a disaster because it cannot satisfy the home user market and for many businesses, basic support for ActiveSync policies are sufficient.

      Home users can't use all the features of Windows Phone, like Bitlocker and AppLocker due to not having enterprise infrastructure, which is highly disappointing since BlackBerry and Android both provide encryption (with BlackBerry meeting standards far ahead of what is necessary for most home/business users). Business users don't need all of the features of Windows Phone because what already exists is adequate and way cheaper to implement compared to what Windows Phone offers.

      Finally, businesses have become so scabby (and your average user so uninformed) that BYOD is taking off massively in the workplace and home users don't use Windows Phone because of how useless it is outside of business when you do feature comparisons based around home user infrastructure, which results in Android and iOS getting more marketshare in the workplace by default (so why support yet another platform?)

    62. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win 8 RT will have office bundled in.

    63. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah at least with SQL Server, .Net and Visual Studio there is a certain pwning of a significant portion of the enterprise. Those who run on java can switch to Linux without much trauma,but the situation is far more dire for those who have shoved the majority of their business logic into SQL Server stored procedures.

    64. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So no they're not going to die, they're shrinking though. They won't own computing anymore, the business "desktop" is migrating to the ipad, I see it where I work, which used to be a fanatically loyal windows house, now they are only going to move the enterprise developers to windows 8 who have to use it to work with future versions of Visual Studio and SQL Server, no plans to move off .Net but all the client development has moved from windows desktop software to a mix of native and html5 software runnning on ipads.

    65. Re:It's not about the money by symbolset · · Score: 1

      The sales position of Microsoft has long been "we sucked you into putting your business logic/process/identity into our products so now we own you." Oracle has the same pitch. You know what? Not being owned by any vendor is a continuity requirement for any responsible enterprise.

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    66. Re:It's not about the money by symbolset · · Score: 1

      The NSA contributed a considerable amount of development to Linux not to make it exploitable, but because they needed a more secure OS for their own use. They knew Windows wasn't ever going to be that.

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    67. Re:It's not about the money by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Actually it was Julie Larson-Green who was the big Metro interface fan, not Sinofsky. She was also responsible for The Ribbon. She took over for Sinofsky at Windows, but has in the Reorg been moved to Hardware (XBox).

      The new guy in charge of Windows is Terry Myerson, whose achievements include the stunning success of Windows Phone.

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    68. Re:It's not about the money by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Office won because it is the Office platform that Windows doesn't reject like a failed organ. Try again.

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    69. Re:It's not about the money by symbolset · · Score: 1

      He got paid. In his Bangalore slum, that's what matters.

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    70. Re:It's not about the money by symbolset · · Score: 1

      For noncommercial use.

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    71. Re:It's not about the money by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      Regardless of how good MS gets, "Windows Phone" already makes people turn their backs on their phone as soon as you name it. Plenty relate it to desktop windows, which is awful, others remember older, really horrible versions, while dev know the platform keeps changing and is somewhat untargetable.

      Nokia on their end, killed all they had going, Meego, their others OS and software, they sold Qt, etc. They had lots of stuff, and threw it away to ally themselves with a company that, regardless of product quality, has a really bad name in the eyes of the end user.

    72. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Nokia Lumia. I can tell you two things about it:
      1. It is a poor phone.
      2. The operating system is attrocious.

      Honestly, if it wasn't foisted on me by work then it would go back. The phone was selected by the users so we had to go with it but even now the users are complaining about it. My Android phone is far superior even if it is two years older. The Nokia had an update recently and it is now not as responsive, something that didn't happen when the Android phone was updated! There is a poor choice of apps on it, and some of the UI stuff is just plain bizarre!

      Poor poor phone. I can understand why it doesn't sell.

    73. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would buy a car with a joystick. That would be amazing....

    74. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, it's a killer alright... It would ruthlessly murder your social life!

    75. Re:It's not about the money by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      It's easy to have large growth numbers when you are starting from a non-existent share.

      "Hey, my penny stock is now worth $0.03! That's a 300% growth rate!"

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    76. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think comment about Outlook in a nightclub was fascetious, but actually Outlook in a nightclub makes sense, should you want to add a contact. Excel on a train makes sense, since trains are boring and so are spreadsheets. Maybe a park inspires poetry, that needs some sort of flowery font.

    77. Re:It's not about the money by sapgau · · Score: 1

      Proportionally, Windows Phone's growth cannot compare to the slowest growth of Android or iPhone. They are late to the party and they are all fighting hard to steal each others piece of the pie.

    78. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zoom!

      There it goes!

      Right over your head!

    79. Re:It's not about the money by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1

      It will still be small, non-ergonomic screen with a primitive interface running on an under-powered CPU. Tablets are popular because most people just dick around on their PC all day and never did any work. Those workers who walked around with mobile kit since the Psion days might move to tablets, but that was for walking around the shop floor, not as a replacement for general office PC work.

    80. Re:It's not about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is they have no viable product for the DESKTOP. Windows 8 is absolute garbage for anything but a mobile device.

  3. NSA spying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is probably not helping the companies long term prospects. That said, this earnings report motly reflects a period before Snowden started talking.

    1. Re:NSA spying by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      How I do wish that sales would reflect this in the next quarter.

      But I guess we both know that people not only have the memory of a gold fish, they also don't really care.

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  4. Buy! Buy! by elabs · · Score: 0

    Seriously, I think I'll pick up some MS shares on Monday. The market overreacted and MS is stronger than ever. As others have mentioned, even with this drop MS is still up 17% for the year while Apple is down 20% for the year.

    1. Re:Buy! Buy! by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      And this is why people lose money in the stock market. Just because Microsoft is down 11% does not make it a good buy. Remember that Apple was at one point down 11%, and I am guessing people like yourself would say, "oh this is a market overreaction and Apple is stronger than ever".

      Hint, hint, until its not!

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    2. Re:Buy! Buy! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Correct. MSFT p/e was below ten not long ago and has plenty of scope to get there again. Next on the radar is absolute revenue shrinkage never mind income.

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    3. Re:Buy! Buy! by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I'd wait a bit longer. The market is due for a correction and some pundits seem to think this will be soon.

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  5. Analysts believe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Analysts don't have any clue ever. Yet they themselves influence the markets.

    The entire system is ludicrous.

    1. Re:Analysts believe? by crutchy · · Score: 0

      peter schiff has a history of being right

      a lot of morons criticize him because of gold price slump and the dollar not collapsing (yet), but peter will have the last laugh as always

    2. Re:Analysts believe? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      To quote a German comedian: "Today they're wearing suits and sitting in front of flipcharts. In the good ol' days, the riff-raff wore rags and sat in tents in front of crystal balls. The game's stayed the same, though: Bullshitting people out of their hard earned money by claiming they can predict the future."

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    3. Re:Analysts believe? by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Analysts have a clue. What they can't do is predict a chaotic system with any compelling degree of accuracy.

      It doesn't take very smart analysts to tell you that a company that have about a billion dollars of kit they can't sell and lower than expected profits it going to take a hit in the stock price.

      Also - The sooner Microsoft dies and stops spreading its crapware everywhere the better.

  6. Hardware and Services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    HA HA, TIME TO CHANGE THE COMPANY TO HARDWARE AND SERVICES. UH OHHH

    Steve SERIOUSLY fucked up hard.
    I wonder how long it will take for people to vote to kick him out.

    Not only are people NOT buying their hardware, barely anyone is buying their services either.
    Meanwhile their OS and Office apps are still the thing that makes them even exist.
    And the one thing they depend most on, the business types, THEY SHAFT THEM ENTIRELY WITH THE NEW OS.
    Great idea Baldness, great idea. Doing the company proud. And then Technet got killed. Up next, MSDN on the chopping board.
    Not to mention Xbone. I seriously thought the whole 180 reversal on the DRM was some sort of reverse bait and switch, "hey, have our shitty product!", everyone hates it, "HAAA, gotcha, here, but seriously, have our less shitty product! We removed the really good features and the really bad features!".
    They seriously never done that though, they ACTUALLY designed it like that, and after Don was eliminated from the company floors, that further proves it. And the many thousands to million servers they had for Xbone now being touted for Azure instead probably.

    We won't see Microsoft die any time soon, but they will eject the monkey in control if this gets any worse.
    Linux will become more popular on the desktop as more games are moving to it, which will take a large chunk of gamers out of their income.
    Steam already has a decently large number of games supported now, and it is growing.
    People are seeing through Microsofts bullshit, took a while, but finally they are seeing them for what they are.

    1. Re:Hardware and Services by Tough+Love · · Score: 2

      We won't see Microsoft die any time soon, but they will eject the monkey in control if this gets any worse.

      It's already worse. Monkey is staying, thank goodness.

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    2. Re:Hardware and Services by crutchy · · Score: 0

      microsoft will just wind up its legal and marketing (FUD) departments to extort more money out of android vendors

    3. Re:Hardware and Services by unique_parrot · · Score: 1

      Ballmer must be mentally disturbed (in my opinium). He announced the "Hardware and Services" company redisign right AFTER companies in EU have been warned not to save any data into the cloud... Glad not to have any MS stocks!

    4. Re:Hardware and Services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not directly.. that'd be too obvious.
      Probably Intellectual Vultures will buy up Vringo and Pendrell Corporation and then begin suing everybody.

    5. Re:Hardware and Services by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And the many thousands to million servers they had for Xbone now being touted for Azure instead probably.

      Sadly, touting is all they're going to be able to do. Because odds are, the integration of Xbox 180 and Azure was actually a reaction to having a lot of unused Azure hardware lying around. Users had already demonstrated a willingness to pay a monthly fee to be permitted to host games on their own consoles, so there was no need to add complicated cloud integration to the system unless they had a lot of hardware lying around whose existence they had to justify.

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  7. And the NSA effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who wants to buy kit from a vendor who spies on them with their NSA buddies?

    1. Re:And the NSA effect by Follow+Meeee · · Score: 1

      You mean like Google?

    2. Re:And the NSA effect by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 1

      You mean like practically every major technology/communications company?

    3. Re:And the NSA effect by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Well, at least the office software from Spies R Us (TM) is still somewhat better than Libre Office right?

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    4. Re:And the NSA effect by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      You can choose no company, and stil have your (open source) solution and pretty safe. If you don't like some of the open source companies like redhat or ubuntu, you can even roll your own distribution with a lot of tools available for that. Is not the same not having a way out than refusing to pick the obvious choice.

    5. Re:And the NSA effect by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The real problem, at least with the Prism spying, is not on your computer. Well, it might be if you run Windows (the idea of secret backdoors seems more real than ever now), but that's beside the point. It's the fact that the government has chosen to parasitize its chosen host companies directly, right on the Internet, installing splitters right at the source: between the host company and its ISP, with top-secret government-controlled datacenters in between for long-term storage of all of their traffic... everything that goes in, everything that goes out. The only way this can be avoided is by choosing services whose providers are *not* in the United States and therefore not subject to this FISA court crap. I have been running Linux since 2006, but trust me: Linux is no protection against this. The government has penetrated the Internet itself, right where it counts: at the pipes of all the major U.S.-based world-wide communications providers' connections.

    6. Re:And the NSA effect by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      I agree that Linux is no (complete) protection. But is a first step, and in the right direction, and from there you can keep improving things. And is a step that maximizes alternatives, not getting locked into just one solution where you only option is keep tying your own hands. Trying to build a secure solution over compromised (as in "if the government ask, will have a backdoor right there by tomorrow") systems have no future. After that work, you will be safe? With an enemy that exceed the resources of all bond villains combined, will be difficult, but also can put things hard enough to not be worth the trouble.

    7. Re:And the NSA effect by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Spies for Sure[tm]

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    8. Re:And the NSA effect by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      SELinux.

      Installed on RedHat & Ubuntu

      Brought to you by the NSA.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Security-Enhanced_Linux#Overview

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    9. Re:And the NSA effect by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 1

      True... it is definitely a good first step. But unfortunately, if someone keeps using Internet-based services from Microsoft, Facebook, Yahoo, Google, Apple, etc., then switching the OS wouldn't help one bit. As a Linux user, this whole Prism thing has really changed the way I think about trusting the companies I give information to in the form of just using their services. Just running Linux saves you from a lot of things... but the NSA, honestly, is not really one of them. Not the way they're leeching raw data from the some of the major cores of the Internet itself.

      After Google announced the killing of XMPP/Federation in Google Talk and soon enough the NSA programs were unveiled, I made the decision to create an XMPP account an a Jabber server in another country. I'm currently looking into doing my own encryption with GPG in the future, but I seriously doubt I will have any luck with that. Unfortunately, in both cases it would be difficult if not impossible to get people to join (switch to XMPP, start using encryption). I mean... who would want to add another set of steps just to send e-mail? In my experience... most people just don't care, and this is especially true about things they don't understand (like... this surveillance).

      Unfortunately, people are about as likely to switch to something like Linux as they are to give up all U.S.-based major service providers. Which is to say, it's not gonna happen.

    10. Re:And the NSA effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On 'backdoors': SeLinux - who made it? Answer = NSA - so your FUD?? Take it & shove it right up your ass, you babbling little hypocrtical fud spreading little prick! At least you try to cover your ass in the end admitting Linux isn't anymore secure. I am only pointing out that the backdoors & NSA cooperation you spoke of, goes both ways, & yes is in Linux too. I can say that also. You like?

    11. Re:And the NSA effect by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Came with full source? You think noone ever peeked on it to check if is safe or not, specially having the full source and no need to reverse engineer it, that is anyway forbidden by law in closed source? Could you choose to not install it or have it disabled?

  8. The stock market isn't based on real value by msobkow · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The stock market isn't based on the real value of a company anyhow. It rarely involves evaluating the technical expertise, the research and development, the long term product development plans, the current or future rational profit projections of the company, or anything like that.

    Instead, it's now a bunch of automated systems buying and selling at a furious rate based on statistics and very small margin profits for the trades.

    In other words, legalized gambling with the biggest players gaming the system to their advantage.

    When I think about how solid or worthy a company is, the last thing I consider is their stock price.

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    1. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      Yes and Buffet is blowing air up people's arses! Just because you can't find value does not mean that value does not exist! Value exists, but it requires an understanding of business without resorting to biases... This is why people don't make money on the stock market.

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    2. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by DogDude · · Score: 1

      Yes and Buffet is blowing air up people's arses! Just because you can't find value does not mean that value does not exist! Value exists, but it requires an understanding of business without resorting to biases... This is why people don't make money on the stock market.

      Oh, really? What's the mechanism that ties stock price to "value", exactly?

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    3. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shows what you know. People who do longer-term investing don't much care about short-term volatility since reversal to the mean is still working in their favor.[*] However, when you actually go ahead and make projections for some metrics, like cash flows and rate of growth, you'll see that the current price has funny sensitivities to those. Of course those are models, subject to bias, impossibility of predicting truly innovative products and so on. Still, for large enough companies there is a lot of inertia that makes predictability decent in a lot of areas. Now, if Microsoft's estimated rate of growth just got slashed in the near future due to the (device) market giving them a clear 'shove it' signal on Surface/Win 8, then the effect on the current price of future growth opportunities can very well be in the 10% range. And with Friday's volume being about 5 times larger than the 3-month average this is far likelier to be due to a number of large block sells than it is to be the work of automated trading. Wait a while and it's likely to show up in the SEC fillings of some large institutional holders.

      [*] in practice it's never that simple, as one does not have the luxury of being immune to quarterly results. Still, Fed's accommodative policy helps a lot here

    4. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      The stock market is not gambling. Gambling a zero sum game where participants obtain a percentage of the result minus the house take.

      The stock market is a positive sum game, which if you are smart about using low trading cost strategies to participate you will get about a 7% annual return on your investment. Of course the standard deviation of this is large, but none the less that's what it's been for the past 200 years.

      While there is a lot of noise in the signal studies are out there which show the value of individual stocks approximates the time discounted future earnings of companies.

      There are boat loads of economic models of this going back almost 100 years. Here is one:

      http://deepblue.lib.umich.edu/bitstream/handle/2027.42/28288/0000041.pdf

      The idea that stock prices are not related to the worth of the company is not supportable at all.

    5. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by khallow · · Score: 2

      There are several. Net income is one such value. The company can also be valued for its assets. if it's stock market value drops below that, then one can make money merely by buying the business and selling off its assets. The business might be of substantial value to another either because its something well, which the other party needs, or because its removal or absorption increases the market share and pricing power of the second party.

    6. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So you think the stock market is based on the value of a business, how do you explain BP's stock during the oil spill being valued at less than the wholesale price of all the crude and petrol + refining assets they were sitting on, let alone the cost of other business assets like ships or platforms, and the less tangible things like the 30% stake in Russian TNK? Or how about Facebook's IPO which ranked at one of the largest ever which is quite a claim for a company which was struggling to have a business model with any form of cash flow.

      Or more to the point Microsoft wrote down $900million a few days ago and now magically their value is $30billion lower?

      The stock market reflects what a few people think the company is worth and isn't tied to real value.

    7. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So Apple is worth 60% of what it was worth last September? Or was the stock price too high last year? Tesla was hugely undervalued until 3 months ago? Google was a terrible company last October and is now an extremely valuable one even though not much has changed?

      Seriously--stop drinking the economic kool aid. I trade all the time. I make money all the time. I don't really care about what a company's asset value is, what their sales are, or anything else. Nobody does these days. What I care about is where is the price moving and how can I get in front of it? Traders just don't give a damn about a company's value--they care about it's news and buzz and how those things can manipulate a stupid public into buying or selling stock. Mostly buying, since you'll never hear a mainstream financial show ever suggest you sell something until everybody else has already sold it and it's about to turn around. Take a look at Blackberry. Huge drop in stock price. Financial news tells people to sell it AFTER it dropped. Heck, anybody can do that. If the company was so bad, why weren't they saying to sell it BEFORE it dropped? If Tesla is such an awesome company and the market is so damned perfect, how come it was one of the most shorted stocks out there before their last earnings report? The next one ought to be interesting without short coverings to push up the price, by the way. I just can't wait to hear the geniuses state the obvious after the event has happened. Those are the same kind of geniuses who try to convince you that "investing" in a particular company actually means anything.

      The stock market has absolutely nothing to do with the true value of a company. It might have at one time, but not now. Now it's about manipulative people taking money from stupid people. Gambling, in other words, and manipulative gambling at that. At least in Vegas there are rules the house has to strictly abide by and your odds of winning are pretty clearly known.

      Sure, you can point to "if you did everything exactly correctly and invested in x, y, and z over the last t years you'd have made {insert impressive figure here}". Nice. Hindsight isn't worth anything. You might just have invested in "good companies" that are completely worthless now. For every Google there's multiple AltaVistas. For every Apple there's a dozen Tandys. For every investor there's a hundred stock market cheerleaders just dying for them to buy and hold things.

    8. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      Your oversimplification of the stock market leaves out a large number of traditional investors who do vet company performance, and look for value such as dividends. They use statistic too, although the stats traditionally come in text form. It sounds like you got your talking points from other people without doing much research to validate it.

      A large number of trades are high-frequency trading, but as you said it is usually a few pennies per share and hardly impacts the market (outside of the rare flash crash). A lot of automated trading is still based on market news, such as

      ... the contract carves out an even more elite group of clients, who subscribe to the "ultra-low latency distribution platform," or high-speed data feed, offered by Thomson Reuters. Those most elite clients receive the information in a specialized format tailor-made for computer-driven algorithmic trading at 9:54:58.000, according to the terms of the contract.

      http://www.cnbc.com/id/100809395

      That was suspended 8 July, but if you search for more on that you will find similar perks that elite traders get. Do note, the Yahoo article is about HFT because it happens on low-latency platforms, but that is still news-based trading, not the algorithmic sort of HFT.

      Counting trades, the market does look like automated systems battling it out. But counting investors (individuals and financial groups such as fund managers) it's largely still about reacting to market news. The Reuters news above basically has analysts figuring out what to buy, sell, or hold, and advising clients of their findings - still traditional market valuation. And the news here is that Microsoft is rapidly losing ground to competitors due to making boneheaded decisions like RT.

    9. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's very straightforward when you think about it:

      BP: The unknown was how bad the spill was going to be and how much it would cost them to clean up. Not to mention potential future dollars lost to people boycotting the brand. Uncertainty = stock price drop.

      Facebook: Lots of companies are worth tons more than they're currently making because people believe they'll become profitable in the future. Example: if you got in on Apple when they were tiny, you'd be a bazillionaire now. Facebook then proved that they don't actually know how to make money well, and their stock fell flat.

      Microsoft: It's not the $900m that made the stock drop $30b, it's what that number symbolizes. The world is quickly moving to making their primary computing devices phones and tablets, and the fact that Microsoft had to write off THAT MUCH unsold inventory means that they're going to be completely left behind in this revolution. That $30b is symbolic of the very real risk that Windows is dying.

    10. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then explains AAPL's price separation from its underlying value.

      One that's not the random opinion of Wall Streeters

    11. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by khallow · · Score: 1

      Greater fool theory - someone dumber than me is going to buy my AAPL from me. Just because we can value a business rationally doesn't mean everyone does. Those that don't get amply rewarded for their ignorance.

    12. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      I am not a trader. Trading is a fool's game. Short term stock valuations are basically a random walk, which is what you are trying to exploit. The fact is only about 15% of traders exceed market performance when trading costs are factored in at for any one year. Worse yet actively managed portfolios show NO correlation in performance from year to year and are tax inefficient as well. You might be successful for a few years if you are lucky, but time catches up to even the Bill Millers and Peter Lynchs. The big hedge funds with their high paid managers are the worst of all - ridiculous costs and terrible performance. Some of them famously went BK, Long Term Capital Management, staffed by Nobel Laureates. MF Global run by an ex-Goldman CEO.

      What works reliably is diversification, cost minimization and time, which yields this:

      http://pages.stern.nyu.edu/~adamodar/New_Home_Page/datafile/histretSP.html

      I don't care if an individual stock goes boom. I don't put a significant percentage of my money in any one company. And I am certainly not hopping from stock to stock like the boobs on CNBC would have you do.

      And it isn't about buy and hold. It's about realizing what the statistics of the broad market are, and moving from one asset class to another to when your diversification becomes unbalanced due to valuation changes. For example in 2009 I was buying hand over fist because my bonds were up and stocks were down.

      Now let's look at your ridiculous suggestion that the value of a stock is completely unrelated to the financial strength of a company. Suppose a company's value goes to zero, i.e. it goes bankrupt. What is it's value then? 0. So in fact there is a clearly demonstrable relationship at least at one point.

    13. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That said, I've heard a saying that says "the market can be wrong longer than you can be right", which is to say as long as you're planning to sell in the stock market again (as opposed to getting a controlling majority and go private) you need the market to realize its mistake and adjust the stock price accordingly. Otherwise you're stuck with it, either you can sell out again at the same undervalued price or you can leave your funds invested there hoping that some day eventually the market will understand. It is especially true of bubble economics, you might think it's a bubble but if you bet it's going to burst the market might continue inflating the bubble beyond your means forcing you to sell off before it finally bursts. You were "right", but unless you can understand when the market turns you might still end up the loser.

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    14. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you're either running for President, or you're pushing a book or newsletter.

      Or.... maybe typical Internet forum cynicism backed up by a pile of empty beer bottles.

    15. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fairly easily explained - the market thought that there was a risk that BP would be fined - and the asset calculations had the potential fines subtracted from them.

    16. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by msobkow · · Score: 2

      Apple? Microsoft? Facebook?

      Are you seriously trying to tell me that these companies have future revenues and payouts that justify their exhorbitant prices?

      Don't confuse "shiny, shiny" and "Windows n+1" with actual investment in R&D or new technology. Don't confuse hedge funds and futures with actual value. They're gambling on a return, but not on profitability.

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    17. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is the stock market reflects what a few people think the company is worth and isn't tied to real value?

    18. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by crutchy · · Score: 0

      The stock market is not gambling

      +1 funny

    19. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by crutchy · · Score: 0

      People who do longer-term investing don't much care about short-term volatility

      people who really believe that have been favouring commodities and emerging markets since before 2000, and they avoid US stocks and bonds like the plagues that they are

      why? because long-term investors study data that enables them to see asset bubbles long before they burst (peter schiff for example)

    20. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by crutchy · · Score: 0

      typical Internet forum cynicism backed up by a pile of empty beer bottles

      beer makes us budweiser

    21. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      What's the mechanism that ties stock price to "value", exactly?

      Magic 8 Ball is my broker.

    22. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      In other words, legalized gambling with the biggest players gaming the system to their advantage.

      Prices fluctuate moment to moment as shares are bought and sold. The price is determined by the completed buy and sell orders, or the demand and supply, moment to moment. The only difference between the stock market and other markets is that most markets don't buy and sell such large volumes at such high speeds. Compare to actual casino or sports gambling where nothing new of value is produced, either directly or indirectly, other than perhaps entertainment and every play is necessarily a time limited independent event. It's certainly possible to approach the stock markets with an eye towards gambling, not investing, but that doesn't diminish the fact that markets, including the stock market, are not equivalent to casino or sports betting. If you're going to call the stock market gambling then you might as well call any form of market activity where you plan to resell in the future what you bought today gambling. Do you own a car? Do you plan to sell it at some point? Well then by your definition that's gambling. Perhaps you would draw a distinction based upon the length of time that you owned the car? Maybe buying it and selling it on the same day is gambling, but buying it and selling it five years later is not. In that case, is somebody who buys a stock today and then sells it five years later gambling? Strictly speaking, the stock market is not the same thing as gambling. They are not perfectly interchangeable substitutes for one another.

    23. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by tftp · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is the stock market reflects what a few people think the company is worth and isn't tied to real value?

      Imagine that you discovered the secret of antigravity. What would be the "real value" of one man (you) sitting behind an empty desk in a tiny, rented office? Would that be the $500 that your chair and your desk can be sold for? Or, perhaps, it would be a tad higher? Which value is real here?

    24. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      No, the stock market reflects what the people who own the company think it's worth, which is absolutely tied to their current and perceived future value.

    25. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with this is there are institutional investors (like pension funds) that are bound by various charters regarding classes of permitted (US-listed) investments and the allowed proportions. And there are only so many companies that satisfy them.

    26. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Random chance? Luck?

    27. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Windows won't die as long as consumer and corporate desktop computers are required and Microsoft doesn't keep trying to force incompatible user metaphors on that customer base.

      However, cellphones and tablets are surging past that core base as secondary devices (at least in North America and Europe -- in the third world cell phones are often the primary device for people.)

      I'd never want to try to type out a letter or a large document on a cellphone or a tablet, much less try to do any serious programming on them directly. There simply is no good substitute for a keyboard for mass data input.

      But Windows will have an ever-shrinking share of the internet access market share as those newer devices take hold for media consumers. The writing is very clearly on the wall in that context, and sooner or later it's going to start affecting the default metaphors used by website programmers as well, at least for those whose core consumers are not on the desktop.

      That doesn't mean Windows or the desktop are "failing" or "obsolete" -- it just means that companion products have opened a new market that they can't reach.

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    28. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Share price is not just about how much a company is worth right now, today; it is about how much a company is going to be worth in the near future. Since nobody has a time machine or crystal ball, the "future" bit is entirely down to what people think based on all sorts of intangible things.

      So to reiterate the BP point. BP had assets worth $X. But they had also been in a major public scandal that was going to cost them money. How much money? $X/10? $X+1? And what of their future prospects- would they ever be allowed near another risky oil or gas field in the United States ever again? It might be that all the clean-up costs, law suits and fines added together are greater than all of their assets combined; which would make them bankrupt. Nobody really thought that, but plenty of people wondered exactly how much damage would be done, and what that mean the company would be worth the same time next year...

    29. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by jbolden · · Score: 1

      No. The stock market reflects what the price to balance out the people who own the company who think it is worth less, and the people who don't who think it is worth more. The people who own the company and aren't selling may think it is worth quite a bit more than the stock price.

    30. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by jbolden · · Score: 1

      A company that is worth far more than its stock price can be taken private, increase its dividend, buy back its own shares quickly.... all those things will force you to make money as a holder.

      As for the bear direction, you are right. There isn't a good way to do a buy and hold short. There are for bonds though. So if you are really bearish, short the bonds.

    31. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Look at the little game Goldman Sachs did last week with Tesla stock. Some asshat analyst comes out with a report and TSLA drops 15 points in a day. Then the next day it jumps back up like 12. The SEC needs to see if GS was shorting that stock right after the report.

    32. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And using Buffet in this case is a very poor choice of value. The argument can be made (I'm making it, I suppose) that Buffet hasn't made money on the stock market. Making money on the market requires that you both buy AND sell, and Buffet is widely known as being a buy-and-hold-nearly-forever type investor. Buffet finds value in the underlying companies, then purchases them. Market conditions only affect his timing to a small degree - he would buy his picks anyways. He then makes money, but from the underlying company. Not from the silly stock price, which has already ceased to be a concern to him.

    33. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both losing ground to competitors (that has been known for some time now), and now the new wrinkly of *actively losing money in failed competition* to those competitors. It's bad when you have the wolves at the door, another thing entirely when they're polishing off your grandmother in the next room.

    34. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It certainly is based on the value of the company. If the stock goes below what you believe is the value of the company, you can just buy the entire company, take it private, and keep all the profits for yourself. This happens with a fair bit of regularity among smaller companies, and sometimes even with big companies (eg. private equity, mergers and acquisitions).

      There's also dividends: you can buy a stock for the expected cashflow from dividends (and ignore the stock price appreciation consideration).

      The market can be irrationally valuing a company for a long time though, because it takes a long time for either of these processes to realize. We're seeing it right now for MSFT: its stock returns have been low over the past 10 years because MSFT has been unable to maintain their industry dominance.

    35. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Or more to the point Microsoft wrote down $900million a few days ago and now magically their value is $30billion lower?

      It's not the $900 million writeoff alone. There was an assumption that Microsoft could enter the tablet market, and maybe make a billion this year, two billions next year, and three billions every year after. And this assumption was proven to be false.

      There was generally the assumption that whenever the PC market stops to make good amounts of money (and it starts making less), Microsoft would be able to adapt and use its expertise to enter different markets and make money there. That now seems a lot less likely. So if you take the long term view, and you must for stock investments, Microsoft now looks a lot worse than a few days ago. $30 billion worse.

    36. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously trying to tell me that these companies have future revenues and payouts that justify their exhorbitant prices?

      Look at Apple's share price, their cash, and their annual profits. Shares are worth about cash + 5 1/2 years of current profits. I'd say that is badly undervalued.

    37. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Intellectual property is real value. Someone thinking anti-gravity is a fad because you failed to meet a profit deadline and thus wiping off 10% of the value of your company is not real value. The latter is how the stock market works.

      If the stock price were tied to real value of any kind BP's stock could never have dropped below a certain point because in theory the company is worth less than the total real value of it's assets. The company literally could have taken itself private without any financial assistance at that point. Some argue that's also the reason why BP didn't suffer a hostile takeover during the lowest drip of its share price.

    38. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by bitterblackale · · Score: 1

      The value of software is better measured by how many people use it, what kinds of people use it, and what it's used for. The stock market is for people who like to play with money; has little to do with real-world values. They don't care what they are trading, so long as it has an arbitrarily assumed monetary value - a value that is meaningless to the operation of the software. When one sheep starts bleating and runs away all the other sheep follow. That's what the stock market is: people behaving like sheep.

    39. Re:The stock market isn't based on real value by crutchy · · Score: 0

      institutional investors (like pension funds) that are bound by various charters regarding classes of permitted (US-listed) investments and the allowed proportions

      that's where all our pension funds are... and that's why we're all screwed

  9. office for linux as well they have an mac one by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    office for linux as well they have an mac one

    1. Re:office for linux as well they have an mac one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS Office for Linux is never going to happen. Most Linux users are used to LibreOffice, and most of them would not switch to MS Office if it was "sold" at the same price. We have MS Office licences at work, and when I need to get a job done ASAP, I start LibreOffice instead of messing with the MS Office ribbons and printing problems. If LibreOffice doesn't cut it for you, you will be looking at LaTex, not MS Office.
      Microsoft is in enough trouble selling to users of the most used operating system in the whole world. Investing in nice markets isn't going to be profitable at a competitive price-point.

    2. Re:office for linux as well they have an mac one by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      People on Linux that want Microsoft Office already have it. Why would they port it when it's not going to improve their market any?

    3. Re:office for linux as well they have an mac one by AbsGeekNZ · · Score: 1

      I use Linux all the time, for MS Office compatibility I have Office 2007 installed under wine....it works well, most business users send and expect to recieve files in MS Office formats...making an official version of Office for Linux seems redundant really.

    4. Re:office for linux as well they have an mac one by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh, if I got MS Office as OSS I'd sure take a look.

      I like a good laugh.

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    5. Re:office for linux as well they have an mac one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Office & Outlook may be the major roadblocks to Linux adoption on the desktop.

      Can you think of any other apps that ties businesses (e.g. the skyscrapers of office critters) to Windows?

    6. Re:office for linux as well they have an mac one by tom+arnall · · Score: 1

      Because there are millions of people who use Office. You must be a techie (like me ;o) and can't get inside the head of Average Joe computer user, who thinks that a computer is Explorer, Office, and Excel, who has no idea of the difference between h'ware and s'ware, and who thinks that the words "OS" and "applications" are Greek. Joe's ancestors didn't know the difference between fire and heat. Asking him to switch from Office to Open Office is like telling a Hottentot, "Oh, by the way, when you come to work tomorrow, leave yr slingshot home. We're switching to AK47s."

    7. Re:office for linux as well they have an mac one by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Making an office document, whether it is a spreadsheet, a letter, a slide presentation - that is not hard. That is a solved problem. Making software to do it on a platform owned by a competing software vendor is impossible. By losing the platform Microsoft loses Office too. And the need for their server tech as well.

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    8. Re:office for linux as well they have an mac one by bitterblackale · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for all, but this Linux user is 100% satisfied with the offerings of OpenOffice and Libre Office. I've had no need for Microsoft Office in the last ten years. Don't own it, don't plan to.

    9. Re:office for linux as well they have an mac one by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Oh my wife doesn't care what she runs Excel on. She's currently using it on a Macbook and perfectly happy with it. To her a computer exists just to run Excel and to log in to Facebook.

  10. Negative press by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't worry; Steve Ballmer's reorg will fix all of this. All of the product groups that analysts used to compare quarter-on-quarter and year-on-year have disappeared. Products have been shuffled around into new groups organized around "engineering." The upshot is that money-losing products like Bing are now going to be lumped in with big breadwinners like Office. You won't be able to look at the Xbox and Online Services divisions anymore and say "they lose money." All those failures will be hidden in the new structure. Without an instance like Microsoft writing down almost a billion dollars on the Surface RT disaster, it will be harder for anyone to gauge how it's doing, at least for the next few quarters. Problem solved!

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    1. Re:Negative press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's so crazy it just might work!

    2. Re:Negative press by Dracos · · Score: 1

      Don't worry; Steve Ballmer's reorg will fix all of this.

      Recycling 6 million unsold tablets into chairs is about as likely to fix anything in Redmond as Ballmer's reorg. What the reorg will do is hide any useful business metrics for a year or more while Ballmer continues to run the behemoth into the ground.

    3. Re:Negative press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Microsoft was shuffling money between product groups for many years. For example, they moved Office losses to the Xbox, where it would not make the company look as bad. The numbers could never be trusted.

    4. Re:Negative press by Anubis+IV · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I know you're being facetious, but I think it's worth sharing a few reasons why this reorganization really is a bad idea in the long-term. I'd write something up, but someone who has firsthand experience working inside both Apple and Microsoft (he only left Microsoft a few weeks ago, in fact) has already provided a series of insightful essays on the issue, explaining why this sort of organization works for Apple but not for Microsoft:

      Functional vs. Divisional organization structures
      Why functional doesn't work for MS
      Microsoft's failure to recognize what role their products should be playing

      I feel like I'm shilling for him, but I really do think that what he's written on the topic is a must-read with a lot of good points.

    5. Re:Negative press by jsepeta · · Score: 1

      please, let's change it from "Ballmer's Year" to "Ballmer's LAST Year". for the sake of Microsoft, and for the sake of their customers and competitors and the whole damned tech market.

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    6. Re:Negative press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bing is turning into quite a successful search engine.. The problem is that Google has become a household name.. and have you noticed the Google Image search is a poor rendition of Bings Image search... Hilarious..! I'm not a fan-boy, I use everything on a daily basis.. My laptop is running Linux, My desktop is running Windows, I use my iPad for reading, and my Nexus 7 for gaming... I enjoy diversity and each system has it's bonuses and it's penalties.. Linux is still unsupported for many things the populace use on a daily basis.. The truth is just as in programming there is no magic bullet when it comes the perfect OS, they each serve a purpose, find it and SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY BITCHES...!!!!

    7. Re:Negative press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, Linux has it's bonuses, and many people say that Linux has all the productivity and more of a Windows machine.. In some aspects yes, yes it does.. But there are many IDE's and SDK's available for Linux, but most of them are counter productive and come bundled with little or no libraries; which turns a simple project into an ordeal.. Eclipse and Lazarus seem to be the only ready to go IDE's available for Linux that work basically the same across platforms. Windows has VS which is a powerful programming environment to use, with both paid and free licenses available, and Windows better supports other IDE's " Meaning that just because Linux has it doesn't mean it works right ". I have a $2500 new build desktop that although the Linux support pages say they support something doesn't necessarily mean it works right.. I have $900 in graphics cards that Ubuntu Linux says it supports yet they don't work with Linux. After a few days of trying everything under the sun, I installed Windows over it and keep Linux on a VM instead of a Dual boot. There def is not a Magic Bullet when it comes to Operating Systems. Use what works better for what you are doing plain and simple..

    8. Re:Negative press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree with you about Linux and that's my biggest gripe.. People love to hate Windows, but of all the Operating Systems out there, Windows is the one that works.. Yes, Yes the new UI is shit, but it still works doesn't it...? There is not a single piece of X64 and X86 hardware out there Windows won't run on... Yes there is 32-bit windows 8 and Windows 7 that support almost all of your XP software. My biggest problems come from running 8 and 16 bit software. but honestly.. that's old school, you should upgrade by now if it's available... SO STOP SHITTING YOUR PANTS ALREADY ITS GETTING OLD...

  11. Yeah! $900 million loss on Surface...pffft by dottrap · · Score: 2

    The Surface is nothing. We lost a full billion on Microsoft Kin. That was at least a full round number.

    1. Re:Yeah! $900 million loss on Surface...pffft by Tough+Love · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Xbox still hold$ the record for cummulative M$ lo$$e$.

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    2. Re:Yeah! $900 million loss on Surface...pffft by Tough+Love · · Score: 2

      Runner up is Aquantive

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  12. World Changed by puddingebola · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How many of the online services you use dependent on any particular platform? The mobile revolution played some role in splitting the nut open and allowing the internet to grow. Now we have an internet built around open standards, and with HTML5, the services we use will be less dependent on the use of any particular company's platform. I think Ballmer's use of the term "devices and services" is an accurate description of where everybody's head is at now. If I just want to use a computer for light work and communications, who cares whose platform I use? I went back and read Negroponte's "Being Digital" recently to see what was in it. I am going to start doing this more because I'm amused by tech prognostication and guruism. One comment in there stayed with me, however, to the effect of , one company can leverage a proprietary technology or standard for a while, but sooner or later, open standards catch up with them. In 2000 I was using IE to use the web. Now there is a range of browsers, iOS, and Android, and they all seem to function well enough or better for most peoples needs.

    1. Re:World Changed by bazorg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      now we have an internet built around open standards, and with HTML5, the services we use will be less dependent on the use of any particular company's platform

      ... and yet the sales growth is all on those bundles of OS + hardware we call smartphones and tablets.

    2. Re:World Changed by tyrione · · Score: 1

      HTML 5 isn't driving embedded platforms. It's enabling a bridge between platforms when all you need is a two lane bridge. Platforms like iOSOS X are a four lane juggernaut with HTML 5 being the bridge to allow off-platform users a glimpse via iCloud. The iWorks suite added to iCloud is not as fast as native, nor will it ever be. But in a pinch, when you lack iOS and OS X you have that bridge. Apple will extend those hooks to allow one to access their ecosystem, in a sandbox, from anywhere with this HTML 5 set of standards. Then when you get into the Ecosystem you don't care to get out of it. Making you more productive while making the bumps in the road smooth is how Apple will win.

  13. Chicken or Egg? by istartedi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think Win8 slowed PC sales. It's just anecdotal; but you hear people say they were at the store and didn't want to buy a machine unless it came with Win7. Otherwise, they're waiting to see if MS can get rid of the New Coke OS and replace it with Classic.

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    1. Re:Chicken or Egg? by Mike+Frett · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They were slow even with 7. The problem is, that new PC you got 5 years ago can still play Games and browse the web just fine and there's no reason to upgrade. That's where Microsoft's EOL for Windows comes in handy, XP is ending soon and that will force people to finally choose where they want to go after the NSA/8 fiasco.

      The only reason to upgrade came from new versions of Windows using more RAM and running slower than previous versions. Also new Games played a part but they don't count anymore, Indie devs are moving in now and most of those Games don't require a high power machine. And people like me whom have already switched to Linux don't need to worry about upgrading. With something like Xubuntu, everything runs fast and snappy even with the latest versions and no 'windows rot' that degrades your machine over time.

      So yeah, it's not looking all that great for Microsoft unless they find a new line of business besides Software. And I'd highly recommend they cut ties with the NSA. But they are a very hard-headed company.

    2. Re:Chicken or Egg? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Most people do not even know about XP EOL and do not know what that means.

      Man I fear for next spring. We are going to see some major viruses hitting the internet and slowing down ISP speeds next summer as one malware to another keeps getting released for XP.

      In this new economy many who make now $10 - $12/hr simply not only will not but can not afford to replace an XP system even if they get nasty emails from their ISP begging them to upgrade!

      Small business too is heavy on XP and the owners do not give a shit as the cash register and POS inventory system for the bar to serve drinks wont work on anything else and will cost $7,000 to replace etc.

    3. Re:Chicken or Egg? by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      No, PC sales started dropping off the quarter after the iPad was released. And have continued to go downhill ever since.

      http://www.asymco.com/2013/07/18/the-pc-calamity/
      http://www.asymco.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Screen-Shot-2013-07-18-at-7-18-11.16.38-AM.png

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    4. Re:Chicken or Egg? by Teckla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think Win8 slowed PC sales. It's just anecdotal; but you hear people say they were at the store and didn't want to buy a machine unless it came with Win7. Otherwise, they're waiting to see if MS can get rid of the New Coke OS and replace it with Classic.

      I'm in the market for a new PC and I can tell you that I'm waiting for that Metro train wreck to be sorted before buying another Windows PC. In fact I'm starting to lose hope and am wondering if I should be looking at Macs instead.

    5. Re:Chicken or Egg? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not an either/or situation, the introduction of the iPad, and the explosion of the mobile market, has accelerated what was already well under way.

    6. Re:Chicken or Egg? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      We have good sales data on global and domestic PC sales.

      1) The falloff in sales has been going on for years since before Windows 7 even. Replacement cycles are increasing.
      2) There hasn't been much change in behavior / sales since Windows 8 came out. There has been some interesting stuff on the margins but that's it. How little it matters is shocking if anything
      3) We did not see behavior like panic buying of Windows 7 machines, or even today existing Windows 7 machines selling for a premium which would be consistent with the New Coke / Classic Coke type behavior.

    7. Re:Chicken or Egg? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Unsupported embedded systems don't matter too much. As for home users with XP, I agree. It is going to be a virus feast for them unless those people use so few sites and do so little that they can't get affected. ISP's are probably going to have to just shut those infected systems off they aren't going to beg they are just going to slash service.

    8. Re:Chicken or Egg? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      You should be looking at either touchscreen laptops for Metro which will make it a less rough transition or a Mac. You shouldn't be considering a traditional form factor non mac at all.

    9. Re:Chicken or Egg? by Teckla · · Score: 1

      You should be looking at either touchscreen laptops for Metro which will make it a less rough transition or a Mac. You shouldn't be considering a traditional form factor non mac at all.

      And just give up using my second display then? I use a laptop with a second (external) display currently, on Windows 7, and find it very pleasant.

    10. Re:Chicken or Egg? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      That is very pleasant. That's been my primary way of using a computer for many years, this one excluded (retina screen is too nice to shut away). If you want to use an external display you want your tablet to be playing the role of a wacom tablet. You draw on the laptop to induce changes on the screen while the screen exists for ease of reading things too small on your laptop. More how artists have liked to interact (ex: http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/120/9/7/new_wacom_cintiq_13hd_acquired_and_hooked_up__by_jenniferkitty20-d63o5vf.jpg) then how business systems were setup.

      There are going to be lots of hardware solutions in the future for desktop. But the focus right now is on laptop. People who use good laptops to power good desktops are mainly Mac users now. You all are a small niche and a small niche that has been dropping your spending since 2000. So if your target is which laptop system works best today with today's desktop hardware... I don't think there is much question about Mac at a high price point or Windows 7 at a low price point.

    11. Re:Chicken or Egg? by Teckla · · Score: 1

      Interesting stuff and thanks for the screen shot. :-)

    12. Re:Chicken or Egg? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you have need of Windows for a specific application, I highly recommend going the way of the Mac. All you want is an OS that can deliver applications in an environment that is "friendly", which OSX delivers on in spades. It also offers very diverse technical means of getting stuff done *if* you're a techy kinda person. To me, it offers the best of both worlds. Nothing is perfect, of course, but I find OSX delivers on usability. Why wait for Windows when you have a great OS already? Also, if you do have some Windows-dependent apps, there is always Virtualbox (free VM solution for multiple platforms).

      Good luck!

    13. Re:Chicken or Egg? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PC were killed by phones, tablets, and a lack of innovation. Who sits in front of a PC for fun anymore? I use a PC for work, but use a tablet for games and casual browsing.

    14. Re:Chicken or Egg? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Build your own PC that supports MAC, Windows, and Linux.. Then you're golden.. Hackintosh is the smarter way to go, then you're not tied to one OS, they all suck in my opinion, but with a Hackintosh at least you can choose your poison...

  14. Core market decline + fail to launch in new one. by guidryp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The traditional PC market has had 5 consequential quarters of decline. This is Microsofts core market, where it makes much of its money.

    On top of that Microsoft has essentially failed to gain any traction in the the new growth markets of smartphones/tablets.

    So it is understandable that like the PC market, which is adjusting to some new smaller number of annual sales, Microsoft which makes it's income from those sales will adjust down to some new lower level of earnings, and a correspondingly lower stock price.

  15. Up 19.6% on the year by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    even after Friday. Ben Berspankme will give you 0.25%. Hmmmm which was better.

    1. Re:Up 19.6% on the year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even after Friday. Ben Berspankme will give you 0.25%. Hmmmm which was better.

      You mean Bernanke will give you 18.7% (how much the S&P is up so far in 2013).

    2. Re:Up 19.6% on the year by NatasRevol · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yay. Same price as it was in 1996, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012. (Split adjusted)

      Great investment!

      https://www.google.com/finance?q=msft&ei=iyXrUYjTG8LBqAHJnwE

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    3. Re:Up 19.6% on the year by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      Buy at 20. Sell at 30. Profit 50%. Repeat.

    4. Re:Up 19.6% on the year by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      This is due to the company doing stock buybacks. I've been a tech geek for much longer than I've been a business geek but as we keep moving towards an oligarchy I've had to shift my focus some.

      When you are a public company you can issue stock. When you issue that stock on the "free market" that stock is bought and sold then by people who want to "invest" in your company. They do so with the idea that they are going to get a return on that investment. In the past those were known as dividends and they were paid quarterly to stock owners.

      But there was this idea by people who controlled the stock issues to make money. It goes like this:

      Pre: Be given stock by the company for being a CXX.

      1. Issue 1000 stock for $1.
      2. Wait as your company makes some money that are realized as profit. (My language is specific here, please note.)
      3. Use that profit to buy stock in the company, thus raising the "value" of the stock higher. Say to $2.
      4. Sell the stock that now is at $2 to anyone who will buy it until you get the value back to $1.
      5. Goto 1.

      This is in addition to the fact that you have a salary as a CXX. Or maybe you don't? You might be playing the game that you are taking a $1 salary and then looting the company this way. Fun for all!

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    5. Re:Up 19.6% on the year by Dunkirk · · Score: 1

      It would seem that their stock was never higher than around the end of 1999, when they were finally affirmed to be a monopoly by the federal government in their anti-trust action. Strange.

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    6. Re:Up 19.6% on the year by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      Dude you really need to re-examine your theory. You are conflating restricted shares to officers/employees, ESOs and open market "treasury" purchase of shares by a company.

      GE has outstanding about 480M shares of options and related equity based pay. About 1/6 of that amout is out of the money. Most are options with a life of at most 10 years. In 2011 and 2012, GE bought back over $7B of stock (360M shares). They can buy up to $35B more under the current plan through 2015. They have 10.3B shares outstanding. making the total compensation pool at most 4.6% of the float and on any given day GE trades 40M shares. Simply put, trades in that compensation pool will have no meaningful effect on the stock price over the long term. The share buy backs of 2011-12 are also tiny, amounting to less than 2% of the daily trading volume.

      And further, companies do not do stock buy backs in order to later sell the stock back to the public "to push the price back down". While it should be done when it offers the best return on capital, it is generally used now to help boost reported earnings per share.

    7. Re:Up 19.6% on the year by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      I will fully admit that my theory is rough and very missing a lot of details. However it still is something that, as I understand it, happens. You cite exactly ONE company. And so fine, GE is not doing what I'm saying. But I've been told by finance geeks that it does happen at other companies. CXX's don't just take $1 salaries out of the goodness of their hearts.

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    8. Re:Up 19.6% on the year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd take 20 years of dividends, would probably mean the shares had now paid themselves off.

    9. Re:Up 19.6% on the year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah those idiots who buy on 10% dips and reinvest dividends really got screwed by the rock solid performance of this company. natasrevol, the investment master.

    10. Re:Up 19.6% on the year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yay. Same price as it was in 1996, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012. (Split adjusted)

      Do you know what all of those little 'D' tags at the bottom of the chart mean?

    11. Re:Up 19.6% on the year by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      A dividend that's half of AT&Ts?

      With less growth?

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    12. Re:Up 19.6% on the year by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      For MSFT, 10% dips are $2-3.

      Since you're the expert, how can you tell the trend from the noise?

      Also 'performance'. I don't think that word means what you think it means.

      If you want a company with limited growth, like MSFT, & steady dividends that are twice that of MSFT, you might try T.

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  16. Re:Windows Phone sales by Johnny+Loves+Linux · · Score: 2

    I was under the impression that the only Windows Phone sales were from Nokia, and they (Nokia) aren't doing too well last I heard. Is there a web site with stats on the windows phone sales vs. Android vs. Iphone? I would be curious to see if they (Microsoft) are doing any better.

  17. WTF by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    What happened? Did Baldmer not die?

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    1. Re:WTF by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      What happened? Did Baldmer not die?

      That's one thing I just don't get. Why don't they replace chair-bot Ballmer with a more talented ape.

  18. Buy low, sell high. That's my motto! by tehlinux · · Score: 1

    What a crazy world we live in. They make money when most tech companies are losing money, and people dump the stock. Oh well, worked out great for me!

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  19. Re:Windows Phone sales by symbolset · · Score: 4, Informative

    Windows Phone has 4% global share. 85% of that is from Nokia. Nokia's margins on Windows Phones is -14%. That means it is not mathematically possible for Windows Phone to be returning a profit to the average builder. Nokia can't keep this up forever. Other builders don't sell enough units to make it worthwhile to continue to produce units. All of Windows Phone ecosystem sells about as many smartphones as Coolpad. Have you heard of them? No. Nobody talks about Coolpad, but everybody talks about Windows Phone and Nokia.

    One fun person to read about these with is Tomi Ahonen.

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  20. I think I see dark clouds a'brewin'... by interval1066 · · Score: 0

    Does some one have a "shitstorm" meme handy?

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    1. Re:I think I see dark clouds a'brewin'... by fritsd · · Score: 1
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  21. Completely off-topic by Sesostris+III · · Score: 1

    2990709.

    Oooh, we're nearly up to 3 million Slashdot registrations!

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  22. Product Placement usage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only place I have seen it besides in captivity at a store, has been on TV. The shows where the tablet has been used in a "Product Placement" ad are amazing. Hawaii Five0, Burn Notice and probably many others I haven't seen or don't watch.

  23. Not considering the re-org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone considered the sell off might be also related to the re-org. Surely many high levels executives were made redundant and presumably they've sold their stock on their way out the door. Despite what a good opportunity for ms product bashing the stock price drop is, it's very likely as much to do with Ballmers re org than anything.

  24. this is what happens when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    you get rid of the start menu, and classic windows UI. they deserve it.

  25. This is Paper Clip ...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hi ! This is Paper Clip !!! Do you want to sell M$ now, or wait till you loose all your pension savings ???

  26. Much worse to come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Very few sheeple noticed that Microsoft OFFICIALLY cancelled Metro (sometimes called 'new UI' or Windows RT interface). Microsoft merged the phone and tablet divisions, and in a public statement declared that Metro was EOL, and that a new unified phone/tablet UI would be released ASAP (end of 2014 likely). The new UI is also likely to be a major 'selling' (snigger) feature of Windows 9.

    However, Microsoft has a new round of tablets (x86 and ARM) released later this year based on Metro. So Microsoft is about to launch a product line they have already pre-announced is obsolete. This is the biggest disaster in Microsoft history. Confidence in developing for Microsoft mobile devices, already at rock bottom, will totally vanish.

    The NSA spying platform, the Xbox One, makes this particular situation even worse. There is ZERO migration path for casual games from Microsoft's phones/tablets to the console. Small games developers are told by Microsoft to "get bent" when they inquire about getting their work on the Xbone.

    The response to universally hatred of Windows 8 was for Bill Gates to instruct Microsoft to replace large chunks of the OS with the deepest NSA hooks yet seen in an operating system, and this is the form of Windows 8.1. Windows 8.1 can be thought of as the Windows with the in-build NSA keylogger, if by 'keylogger' one means dozens of compromised ultra-low-level services. Bill Gates boasts that almost any software running on Windows 8.1 provides a constant stream of keyboard entry data to 'advertisers' so that the user will receive targeted ads - and like Google, 'advertisers' is a cover word for NSA, even though both do make a lot of money from the ad services as a by-product.

    So, using 'Notepad' on Windows 8.1 with an Internet connection means later seeing ads later based on your private text, and your private text ending up on an NSA server, even if you never actually transmitted the contents over the Internet in any form.

    Problem is, Bill Gates boasts about his NSA spying at meetings with 'elites' all across our planet. He boasts about his love of eugenics. He boasts about how he intends to place every detail about every sheeple child on his new database system- a system built with his mate Rupert Murdoch (yes, Bill Gates is a partner of Fox News- Murdoch's proudest propaganda operation). You sheeple are told Fox News and Bill Gates are diametric opposites- how your masters howl with laughter at your stupidity and nativity.

    But the problem is Bill Gates is too 'in your face' even for the sheeple to take. The public perception of Microsoft is terrible and getting worse. Gates' desire to build the pervert's dream by installing always on camera systems into the bedrooms of millions of children is going to backfire horribly. Bill Gates is on the verge of being known as a 'Jimmy Savile'-like monster on a planetary scale.

    The Wintel project, at the time of its greatest threats, has lost all sane leadership. Microsoft and Intel are going to plummet like lead balloons. This should be the age of cheap, functional PC computing, but Intel is off chasing ARM, and Microsoft is off chasing Apple. No-one is flying the plane, so it's gradually turning into a perfect nose dive. The success of Wintel across the last few decades have gained a lot of 'altitude', but neither Intel or Microsoft are constructed to accept a gradual decline.

    We should be happy about the turn of events though. Wintel had chosen to allow the PC to stagnate for maybe the last ten years, choosing to milk the public by keeping the average yearly cost of PC ownership far, far too high. Basic PCs should have been built into the keyboard at least 5 years ago, hooking up to external storage. These devices could have been sold for as low as 50 dollars for Internet and homework/small office use. But the major PC players did everything they could to prevent a repeat of the calculator and digital watch phenomena, where the basic item would sell dirt cheap. Microsoft alone wanted far more than 50 dollars per unit.

    1. Re:Much worse to come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      excellent although a little speculative thoughts :) good insight

    2. Re:Much worse to come by zlogic · · Score: 1

      Very few sheeple noticed that Microsoft OFFICIALLY cancelled Metro (sometimes called 'new UI' or Windows RT interface).

      Would you provide a prooflink? I've been monitoring MS news and the only news was Metro being renamed into "Modern UI" because of a lawsuit from the German supermarket chain.
      So far Windows 8/WP8's biggest problems is the lack of good apps. Plus, Metro apps don't integrate well with the desktop and Microsoft's Metro apps have less features than the desktop alternatives (e.g. Mail, Calendar, Onenote). It would make no sense for Microsoft to abandon this platform and start from scratch AGAIN, pissing off developers who just ported their apps to WP8/Win8. What may actually be going on is merging WP8 and Win8 APIs to simplify porting; by the way porting between Win8 and WP8 is already not terribly difficult.
      The metro design (just the design, not the whole paradigm) is actually quite successful, just look at how Apple is abandoning their skeumorphic concepts or how Android also shifted to a flatter style in 2.3 and 4.0.

    3. Re:Much worse to come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some very interesting and shocking comments here in your statement, but I am wondering if you can provide legit links for some of these claims? I am not trolling, I am honestly curious to know more. Especially about the keylogger in 8.1.

    4. Re:Much worse to come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first paragraph was made up whole cloth, the second was based on the false premise of the first, and the third is bonkers. I stopped there.

    5. Re:Much worse to come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must have missed the part about the birth of the Messiah.

      Nativity? I think you mean naïveté

  27. Re:Windows Phone sales by Kjella · · Score: 2

    Windows Phone has 4% global share. 85% of that is from Nokia. Nokia's margins on Windows Phones is -14%. That means it is not mathematically possible for Windows Phone to be returning a profit to the average builder.

    It is mathematically possible if the remaining 15% are sold at 80%+ margin. Realistically possible no, but mathematics have never concerned itself with what is practically possible.

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  28. Learn from Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like apple adopted FreeBSD to create OSX, Microsoft should have had an OS based on Linux.
    It would have saved their ass, but as it stands, I gave up on 17 years of experience with Windows, and got a MacBook. I don't even like to list any Microsoft products on my Resume, despite knowing them very well, because I don't like dealing with their awkward community-adverse products.

    Goodbye Windows!

    Sure, I still use Excel for finances and business but it's only a matter of time before that will also become a non-standard once someone perfects the spreadsheet UI on smartphones and tablets.

  29. Everybody has it backwards by walterbyrd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Windows sales are not down because of weak PC sales, PC sales are down because nobody wants the new Windows.

    1. Re:Everybody has it backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! Watch out for that chair flying your way.

    2. Re:Everybody has it backwards by readingaccount · · Score: 0

      There are undoubtedly those who would avoid buying a machine if it has Windows 8 (often with good reason), but I doubt that section of the buying public would make any appreciable impact on the overall number of sales.

      What I know from my own experience is that I'd rather learn how to use Windows 8 than go back to the poor, under-mature desktop experience I keep getting with Linux distros. I physically shudder at the idea of going back to Linux on the desktop - it's actually gotten WORSE over time.

    3. Re:Everybody has it backwards by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Nobody really knows what the breakdown is, but it's clear that people are avoiding Windows 8, and it's also clear that the economy is still declining (worldwide!) as the world has less and less need for labor and yet no more inclination to permit people who are not laborers to survive while cheaper forms of computer (like tablets) are becoming more capable. It would be shocking if PC sales weren't down on their own account, forgetting how lame Windows 8 is entirely.

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    4. Re:Everybody has it backwards by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      Oh come on now.

      PC sales drop corresponds exactly with the release of the widely criticized Windows 8.

      Let's put two plus two together and stop living in denial.

    5. Re:Everybody has it backwards by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Let's put two plus two together and stop living in denial.

      Let's put two plus two plus two together and get six instead of the wrong answer, four. It's not just that Windows 8 is bad, it's that Windows 8 is bad at the same time that the alternatives are getting good. If there were no credible alternatives then people would just go for the shit sandwich.

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    6. Re:Everybody has it backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PC sales are down because you don't need a 8 core CPU and 16 gb of ram to browse the internet and run Office. Heck I'm a PC gamer and I haven't bought a new PC in 3 years because I just don't need one.

    7. Re:Everybody has it backwards by Shados · · Score: 1

      And windows 8's release was timed for the rise of tablets.

      A lot of people are buying tablets over lap-tops, which had replaced a lot of desktops. And its all happening now. I already have 2 mobile devices for every desktop/laptop in the house... half of those would have been lap-tops if not for tablets. I'm not special.

  30. hmm by strack · · Score: 2

    It would have been funnier if it dropped 8.1%

  31. Be more specific by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

    Are you talking about iOS, Android or Windows here? r is it Symbian?

  32. Reality check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reality of the situation is that tablets and smart phones are more in tune with what people want (in general) than PC's. About 30 years ago I got my first computer. You plug it into the TV so you can see a display, and you type programs into it, and then run them. Cool! But I told this to a good friend, and he asked "what programs can you get for it?" And my first reaction was: 'What the hell? You write your own!'. But after I thought about it, for me, this computer was LEGO. You could use it to do what you want, but you have to do it yourself. For me, the computer was a guitar, but for most other people, they want a record player. PC's are more like guitars. Tablets and smart phones are more like record players. Most people don't create content on them, they consume content on them. The APPS store and the number of apps is the most important thing (followed closely by the quality of those apps). Microsoft has a large number of apps available for PC's (the quality is open to interpretation), but because microsoft has always maintained incompatible barriers between its products, lines of products, other peoples products, and even (point release) previous versions of the same product, none of their PC software will run anywhere else (smartphone, tablet, etc.). They have no apps, and won't have any apps; tablet or phone. They won't change their entrenched model (likely conceived even long before 'An Open Letter to Hobbyists'), and so they will continue to fail. The PC won't die. But expect at least 65% of the market to disappear, *expect* that business users *won't* put up with the word 'incompatible' when their tablet won't work with the company software (pry my tablet from my cold dead hands, etc., particularly people who drive sales), and more pressure on the PC operating system market. The PC had better sync with the tablet and smartphone or the old codger gets punted for something that does. This industry is long overdue for a shakeup.

  33. STOCKS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You set the price at which you are willing to buy and you set the price at which you are willing to sell.

    The reported numbers and fluctuations are only as meaningful as you make them. I think your mistake is something that relates to the illiberal mindset: universality. In a gun debate, for example, we are often presented with two extremes

    a) everybody and grandma and toddlers packing heat in the street
    c) nobody [but the cops lol] is allowed

    I didn't omit "b)", your mindset did:

    b) let individuals decide for themselves

    When you see an obviously undervalued company like BP - in your estimation - your instinct should be to BUY!BUY!BUY!. Why you lament unfairness and irrationality at such a moment is a mystery. In your world, the price of items would never change (which is odd because your world does so much to inflate/devalue and/or regulate use of currency - if I can't use a $5 bill to buy scary drugs or pay someone for an hour's work, then it is worth less to me, not worthless, worth less).

  34. When Apple buys them like. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Huffy did Schwinn I am going to roll.

  35. Port Linux to Surface? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like a lot of MS hardware is about to be thrown out. If some enterprising surplus buyer is in the right place they might keep millions(?) of these tablet/keyboards from being physically destroyed. Has anyone ported Linux to these tablets yet?

  36. Re:Core market decline + fail to launch in new one by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    Gee, let's just replace Microsoft with IBM, PC with mainframe, and smartphones/tables with PCs. Class, that gives us:

    The traditional mainframe market has had 5 consequential quarters of decline. This is IBM's core market, where it makes much of its money.

    On top of that IBM has essentially failed to gain any traction in the the new growth markets of PCs

    So it is understandable that like the mainframe market, which is adjusting to some new smaller number of annual sales, IBM which makes it's income from those sales will adjust down to some new lower level of earnings, and a correspondingly lower stock price.

    Viola! It's just like twenty years ago. Maybe some of those stock trading boys are old enough to remember way back then . . .

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  37. Uh-oh, I guess this means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I can expect to have to reboot my Win 7 machine even more often now. The M$ strategy is to make the old OS so annoying with the frequent reboots and the extended boot-up times that people will go out and buy the latest version.

  38. Balmer's Dirt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Balmer has serious Dirt on every Board Member, Division CEO, Director and ALL unit Managers.

    That is the only way, the old way, extortion{!}, that Balmer is able hold onto his 'Office'.

  39. Re:Core market decline + fail to launch in new one by guidryp · · Score: 1

    Just because IBM eventually successfully migrated to a new business model, is no guarantee that Microsoft will.

    They will have declining stock values to match declining revenues, until they show some clear signs of reversing that trend.

  40. NO ONE would be complaining but by crovira · · Score: 1

    the enterprise accountants aren't interested, so NO ONE is buying.

    I maintained that the proper and fitting punishment for Microsoft's losses at their various antitrust trials was to nail their ass to the desktop.

    History is proving that I was right.

    Microsoft couldn't sell a damn thing to anyone NOT a PC manufacturer.

    ENTERPRISE doesn't acknowledge them except as an expense, CONSUMERS have had quite enough of their shoddy products.

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  41. Re:Windows Phone sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The tough part is that this is going to be almost impossible to fix. I love the windows phone os and the lumia is a great platform. It's really a great OS with a great UI, but I am still not going to buy one because I'm afraid the app I want won't be available (there's no gmail app yet, and I don't really want to use the email app provided by microsoft...) or they'll close up shop in a year.

  42. From Zune to Kin to Encarta. by crovira · · Score: 1

    MIcrosoft is proving that it can't sell a thing unless it can apply some antitrust leverage.

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  43. Oy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not good for Microsoft. They better learn from not marketing the Surface Right. Maybe they should say what the surface can do. I don't like the surface personally, but it's ok.

  44. best post so far this thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soon enough the idea of a pricey monopoly on computer operating systems will be laughable.

  45. Re:Windows Phone sales by Nethead · · Score: 1

    We got a few HTC Windows Phone 8X from T-Mobile to send with those in our company that travel overseas. From the little I've played with them they are not a bad phone/OS. I can say that it's simple stupid to get Outlook running on them, which is why we got them in the first place.

    The interface is responsive and easy to understand if you run Windows all day.

    We also got some of the Samsung Windows 8 tablets. Not so happy with those but I'm not really a tablet guy anyway. We got them because we needed a tablet that would run AutoCAD but agile enough for working inside an airliner while configuring/installing the cabin. They work about as good as they can for that application but that's about all I can say.

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  46. As someone using linux since the late 90s... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    If you think Linux doesn't get slow and crappy over time too, you've got your head in the sand. It just happens that hard disk capacity and cpu/gpu/memory performance managed to leapfrog it in the past 6-8 years. Anybody who was running old Redhat/SuSE releases can probably vouch for this, after some upgrade or other suddenly took up 1 gig too many, causing the upgrade to not fit on their hard disk. The X server suddenly dropping 2d acceleration for their videocard after many years of reliable service, the desktop suddenly taking 30 seconds to load due to compositing on a non-compositing videocard/driver, etc.

    There have been many dark spots in the endless linux upgrade cycle, and while I would take them over windows 9 times out of 10, it is decidely NOT as resource unintensive or hassle free as you're making out.

  47. Remember the Apple Newton ? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2

    Somewhere it helps to be ahead of the curve and not chronically behind it. Listening is good, yes, but who was Apple listening to when they created the iPhone?

    Decades before Apple came out with the iPod/iPhone/iPad, they came out with the Apple Newton

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton_(platform)

    It wasn't Apple which came out with the iPod/iPhone/iPad, it was Mr. Steve Jobs that made it possible.

    Apple, without the late Mr.Steve Jobs, is not that much better than Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Remember the Apple Newton ? by doccus · · Score: 1

      Somewhere it helps to be ahead of the curve and not chronically behind it. Listening is good, yes, but who was Apple listening to when they created the iPhone?

      Decades before Apple came out with the iPod/iPhone/iPad, they came out with the Apple Newton

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton_(platform)

      It wasn't Apple which came out with the iPod/iPhone/iPad, it was Mr. Steve Jobs that made it possible.

      Apple, without the late Mr.Steve Jobs, is not that much better than Microsoft.

      Finally someone else that has the balls to say the truth about Apple. The minute Mr Jobs left, the rot set into the apple.

  48. Re:Core market decline + fail to launch in new one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The traditional PC market has had 5 consequential quarters of decline. This is Microsofts core market, where it makes much of its money.

    Step back here! Microsoft *IS* the "traditional PC market". They outfit the OS on 95% of new machines (or thereabouts).

    Your statement is like them saying, 'our sales are down because our sales are down!'.

    They took advantage of this market always existing and instead of giving compelling reasons to upgrade, they did the exact opposite.

    Some theories:

    1) They learned the wrong lesson from "the ribbon" (and their "OfficeOpen" format fiasco BS). Much of the vanguard and the casual user rejected these things but it didn't matter because Office was being made irrelevant. Even those who use it, likely use it less than they used to as more correspondance is "processed". Meanwhile the vast bulk of us with a major beef were at OpenOffice (Libre Office) or Google docs or anywhere else.

    2) Rather than maintaining the keyboard-mouse GUI and adding a third parallel interface, touch, they tried to destroy the keyboard-mouse paradigm. That's not how it ought to be done. There should be a quick, efficient way to perform *nearly* every step with

    a) a keyboard
    b) a mouse
    c) a touch screen

    Likely the only visible changes would be making default sizes of things like the close/maximize/minimize buttons larger for the fat-fingered-fucks of the world. More so, making the whole system more fluid to DPI and icon size changes. There will always be things where a particular interface is tops

    a) keyboard: rename file to "msftsucks.odt"
    b) mouse: draw a fine feature on a graphic
    c) touch: pinch zoom and center on area

    The key is to support all of these and not determine that I can't click a program hierarchy but must type a few letters from program name (WTF?! - that's not their place to decide).

  49. Re:Windows Phone sales by zyzko · · Score: 1

    No, Ahonen is not fun. He is bitter ex-Nokia worker who has now self-promoted himself as an expert Nokia-analyst. His every blog post keeps repeating (in very boring and long way) the same old song - how strong Nokia was in 2010 and how badly is has been since, but he really doesn't offer *any* insight on what should have been done.

    He completely (on purpose) forgets that Symbian was in really deep shit. Everyone else had abandoned it, developers generally hated it and Nokia devices were famous for their cost-cutting (too little RAM, slight differences on Symbian releases making cross-device development a huge pain, crashing built-in software) while Apple and Android were offering superior tools for developers and superior devices. Sure, going with Microsoft may have been a mistake, and it can still prove to be a catastrophe if MS does something nasty like decides to ditch WP in the failure bin. But just taking an arbitrary point in time (the end of 2010) and pretending that everything was fine and implying everything would have been fine and rosy also after that (without telling on what strategy) is just delusional.

  50. Re:Windows Phone sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there a web site with stats on the windows phone sales vs. Android vs. Iphone?

    Yeah, here:
    http://communities-dominate.blogs.com/
    Bias warning: the blog's writer doesn't like current Nokia management very much.

  51. Bear Call Spread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, maybe you can buy a call option already and make a Bear Call Spread. Wish I had the money for that kind of gamblings..

  52. Alfred v quicksilver by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Another alternative that I think is a bit less rough around the edges: http://www.alfredapp.com/

  53. Re:Core market decline + fail to launch in new one by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    So it is understandable that like the mainframe market, which is adjusting to some new smaller number of annual sales, IBM which makes it's income from those sales will adjust down to some new lower level of earnings, and a correspondingly lower stock price.

    Viola! It's just like twenty years ago. Maybe some of those stock trading boys are old enough to remember way back then . . .

    Well, let's turn the way-back machine back twenty years and look at what IBM was doing at the time: making shitty overpriced PCs with a wacky bus which caused as many problems as it solved that only entrenched IBM shops thought were worth buying. And definitely losing mindshare, if not marketshare. If that didn't cause IBM stock to fall it's because analysts weren't paying attention. It wasn't until they pulled POWER out of their arse that they got a new lease on life.

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  54. Re:Core market decline + fail to launch in new one by Andy_R · · Score: 1

    Another factor in the decline in share value is that this isn't an instant 11% drop, it's a slide during which people are thinking to themselves "Hmm, I have a lot of my personal wealth tied up in a company that makes $900m mistakes, and I have just watched the value of that investment has dropped by 5...6...7...8...9... %. I have no idea when this will stop dropping. How much is loss am I willing to bare to get into a stock that isn't dropping?"

    (btw. "Voila" is french for "see there!", "Viola" is English for large violin. Yes, there should be a accent on the a of voila, but slashdot mangles them.)

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  55. Re:Windows Phone sales by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Here is a good data set from Forbes using the Kantar global numbers.

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AgTa_2v15KBndFB2TFd2MmhpQXR4UlFhVTM1NE1xalE#gid=0

    I like the Kantar reports themselves because they break it out by country.

  56. Re:Windows Phone sales by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Where are you getting -14%.

  57. Re:Windows Phone sales by jbolden · · Score: 1

    And to boot a great deal of what he says is inaccurate or highly misleading. They combining statistics so that it isn't obvious that he has causes coming sequentially after effects.

  58. feedback by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates is on the verge of being known as a 'Jimmy Savile'-like monster on a planetary scale.

    I was pretty sure IWBT before this, but this was the official moment of hand-tipping.

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  59. Nothing to do with mobile. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft has tons of cash and is making more. Nobody thinks they're going out of business this year. The panic is that they clearly have no viable plan for participating in the mobile revolution. They have lost control of the platform.

    This has nothing to do with the mobile revolution. They've FUCKED UP their core business. Their greed with WGA and idiotic forced changes of interface over the last few years have turned off the average users that were willing to deal with the complexity of owning a computer for it's rewards. They've just become too much fucking hassle. Add to that the fact that they've also fucked up on gaming - the one thing that keeps people off alternative operating systems. They killed off their longest standing frachise - MS Flight Sim, fired a ton of people, and now they're betting the farm on Xbox One which is even more of a hassle requiring connection every 24 hrs to keep operating. FUCK THEM. They deserve to DIE. Greedy fucking arrogant pricks!

  60. You can't put Linux on it by fritsd · · Score: 1

    Looks like a lot of MS hardware is about to be thrown out. If some enterprising surplus buyer is in the right place they might keep millions(?) of these tablet/keyboards from being physically destroyed. Has anyone ported Linux to these tablets yet?

    IIRC you can't, the ARM processor Surface RT has mandatory secure boot which means only Microsoft is allowed to provide signed boot loaders and kernels.
    Apparently, with the i386 processor Surface (not-RT) you can jump through hoops and manage to install Fedora, but with the Surface RT it is not possible to put Linux, or anything else really, on it.

    Correct me if I'm wrong! (including detailed links of course).

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  61. Re:Core market decline + fail to launch in new one by jbolden · · Score: 1

    IBM was doing at the time: making shitty overpriced PCs with a wacky bus which caused as many problems as it solved that only entrenched IBM shops thought were worth buying.

    I generally agree with you but... No way. The PS2s were, ignoring price far and away the best PCs on the market. The top of the line PS2 was, with the possible exception of Compaqs and then only rarely always much much faster than corresponding top of the line Dell, Gateway, Zeos, Tandem... Not worth the money, I'd agree. Crappy. No way.

    As for Microchannel it was IMHO a great idea. There were huge problems with getting decent hard drive and video speeds that took years for Intel and motherboard manufacturers to overcome. There were huge problems with the interrupt based systems that only stopped existing when we finally moved away from PS2 keyboard and mice...

  62. Re:Core market decline + fail to launch in new one by jbolden · · Score: 1

    It is funny Microsoft more so than any other tech company is the one trying to create an interface that works for keyboard / mouse vs. touch vs. digitizer. Companies like Apple have been of the opinion that each OS / hardware combination should be more or less unique and non flexible in their interface. You aren't disagreeing with them you are agreeing with them.

    One of the whole points of Metro is to get rid of all the bitmaps and DPI assumptions in classic Win32 applications.

  63. Re:Core market decline + fail to launch in new one by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I generally agree with you but... No way. The PS2s were, ignoring price far and away the best PCs on the market.

    Who told you that? I've worked with many of the PCs of the day and the PS2s were just as bad as the rest. Due to IBM thinking they were clever, they were worse than many.

    As for Microchannel it was IMHO a great idea.

    Yes, configuration floppies are fucking great! We love those. They also made EISA what it is today.

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  64. Re:Core market decline + fail to launch in new one by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Who told me. Back then you had good speed tests in things like Computer Shopper and PCMagazine. The results were striking. I also personally used some of the PS/2s in HS / College.

    I don't know about config floppies for Microchannel. But Microchannel was the first bus to make plug and play even possible. As for EISA, yeah EISA won OK so happens all the time someone loses. But if you don't like ISA/EISA the alternative was Microchannel. Voting against one is voting for the other.

  65. Lower price including the kybd ... by fygment · · Score: 1

    ... so I could sing and dance like the commercials suggested. It was _that_ simple.

    Clearly MS only hire the best and brightest engineers. The management and marketing folk however, were all bottom of their class ....

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    1. Re:Lower price including the kybd ... by WheezyJoe · · Score: 1

      Clearly MS only hire the best and brightest engineers. The management and marketing folk however, were all bottom of their class ....

      I think you'll find that the "management and marketing folk" have resumes every bit as breathtaking as the engineers... but where an engineering degree all but guarantees you know how to add and subtract, degrees in management and marketing don't really prove anything except maybe you can pay tuition and produce a persuasive Powerpoint report.

      Apologies to all the trench-level managers who get down and work for a living, but the biggest corporations hire MBA's by the bushel, and a top school and top grades are a must-have (with thousands of resumes coming in, that's the first part of the screening process). Yet big corps filled with "top" management/marketing talent like HP and Microsoft continue to make colossal fuck-ups and/or slide into who-cares mediocrity. Do the math. You see a pattern here? They don't.

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  66. Re:Core market decline + fail to launch in new one by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I don't know about config floppies for Microchannel. But Microchannel was the first bus to make plug and play even possible.

    Yeah, plug a floppy into the PC before you're even allowed to boot after installing a new MCA card. That was bullshit.

    As for EISA, yeah EISA won OK so happens all the time someone loses. But if you don't like ISA/EISA the alternative was Microchannel.

    Macs had autoconfiguring NuBus and Amigas had autoconfiguring Zorro. PC had shitty ISA, shitty MCA, or shitty EISA, then shitty VLB until they finally got PCI.

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  67. Re:Core market decline + fail to launch in new one by jbolden · · Score: 1

    OK by "shitty" microchannel I assume you mean as compared to ISA. NuBus broke with 16 bit entirely, I agree much better than either technically. This would have been potentially better than MicroChannel for expensive machines.

    Yeah, plug a floppy into the PC before you're even allowed to boot after installing a new MCA card. That was bullshit.

    I remember DOS drivers being a pain. Don't remember the specifics but yeah you had to always mess with settings in config.sys when you made hardware changes. My guess is that was all the floppy did.

  68. Re:Core market decline + fail to launch in new one by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Yeah, plug a floppy into the PC before you're even allowed to boot after installing a new MCA card. That was bullshit.

    I remember DOS drivers being a pain. Don't remember the specifics but yeah you had to always mess with settings in config.sys when you made hardware changes. My guess is that was all the floppy did.

    Nope. The floppy was there because IBM decided it was better to stick the user with the responsibility of maintaining and inserting a config floppy than to stick the makers of option cards with the bill for a config ROM. The floppy contains the information needed to perform the hardware configuration of the card. There was nothing plug-and-play about Microchannel. This permitted "automatic" configuration of cards so simple they didn't have their own CPU or even ROM, just a pile of logic on a board. EISA was the same way, except in a slot that could also accept an ISA card. The EISA contacts were deeper.

    The primary thing that was shitty about the PS/2 was the value proposition. They weren't any faster than the competition (which in many case offered higher clocks) and they cost a lot more. Further, they were highly proprietary. Besides their custom and expensive and only nearly auto-configuring MCA bus, they also used ESDI HDs on a custom connector in most models. And let's not forget that the machines were well large enough to carry full-sized DIN sockets, but they chose to go to the tiny PS/2 mini-DIN instead, which offered the user nothing but additional frustration. And they went with the same connector for both keyboard and mouse, yet nobody supported freely interchanging them until Intel did it much later. (On some Intel motherboards, you can swap PS/2 KB and mouse around into the wrong sockets and they'll both still work.)

    IBM realized that the market had spoken against their tactic of making Workstation-style machines with PC processors and operating systems, and created the PS/Valuepoint line, but they failed to actually meet the point at which they would have been a good value, and they failed miserably. They deserved to fail, of course. They did have some machines priced competitively with other systems, but they were the lemons of the line. Their only big hit in PCs was the Thinkpad series, which has since been sold out and ruined.

    It's ironic that everything after the PC AT was some kind of failure. They even labeled their first commercial RISC processor as a PC, the PC RT. It failed in part due to branding, because it wasn't a PC. It was a workstation- or even server-class machine at the time, but it had an ISA bus.

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  69. Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SlashDot more concerned about what Microsoft is doing, rather than what Linux is doing...

    A common theme perhaps?

  70. Re:Windows Phone sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I tried to read his posts, until I got to the part where he claims 100 million Symbia *smartphones* were sold in 2010. I don't dispute the 100 million number, but it's tough to credibly label Symbian, even Symbian^3, a competitive smartphone. More like feature phone+.

  71. Re:Core market decline + fail to launch in new one by jbolden · · Score: 1

    FWIW, I owned an IBM Ambra and liked it quite a bit. That was sort of a midway option at the time of the ValuePoint system:

    MCA = high end
    Ambra = mid range
    Valuepoint = compete with Gateway

    Anyway in terms of Microchannel being faster than ISA, as far as I know absolute best case it go up to 40 Mbytes/sec which was way way faster than ISA could hope for. As for the floppy that sounds miserable. I guess come to think of it the MCA machines I worked with came that way.

  72. Use the scab H-1B, go down with the scab H-1B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    M$ has abandoned the American market, and is relying on scab workers to a large degree. Use the "quality" scab, go down.

  73. Drunk Driving in the Stock Market by IndieVoter · · Score: 0

    Is Microsoft doomed? The answer given depends completely on your view of the company... a technology provider or a stock investment. As a technology provider, it is week old milk. Stuff still works, but soon will be essentially useless, unless you are making sour cream. They have missed multiple opportunities to still be in the games that Apple and Google are winning. Enterprise stuff is me too and late. As a stock investment, you have a company that the 'value' buyers see. Tons of cash, still generation more, but at a slowing pace. All the numbers point toward undervalued. A number of friend supports their decision to hold MS stock, utilizing cash flow or cash on had as a reason. Confuse diapers with UIs. Even as an insider, I have shunned Tech stocks. Not hard to see who is winning, who is losing being in the middle of it. But, you are contending with the analyst minions who are too lazy to figure out why MS is not P&G. When they figure it out, the bottom falls out, suddenly. In other words, you are a good driver in a little VW. Wall St analysts are crazy drunks in an 18 wheelers. You may be right, but you will be 'dead right' with your money. We just had a massive pileup on Hwy 5. How many other semis are behind it and not seen? Well, Intel for sure.....

  74. Microsoft and the 11% drop in share prices by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    When MS was on top, everyone and his uncle were against their software. XP was best, Vista was horrific, W7 was full of xxxx, W8 is worse.
    But now that they are down 11% and they are left to scrap so many tablets, at such a large amount of money, we suddenly are their sympathetic friend.

    We in Slashdot need a company to persecute. It has recently moved from MS to Apple. I guess pretty soon it will be for MAC attacks and then go after the Android. Its seems that slashdotters appear to be against whoever or whatever is the most popular. What MS did was innovative. Only the world is not able to pay for their innovations, or to adopt to their mindset when it comes to user interfaces.

    I use Linux as my preference, but W7 is just great too. It is just two annoyances for some individuals, a) It is closed source, and b) it is designed the MS way, according to MS's time and ergonomic studies to show what is best. As an example, the ribbon is really great for word, excel, and powerpoint, for example. We had to adjust to it and now the old way with office 2003 is more cumbersome to use.

    So, let MS redo its tablet. They will come out with something pretty good, and we will bitch again about it.

    Let us ask the DE developers to take that windows ribbon concept and apply it to Linux, and when we click on a menu item, have the icons appear on the screen. We would have the best of both worlds, -- menus and icon accesses. (Something that Gnome had with Fedora 18) or its version 3.6.

    All in favour of solving gui interface problems raise their hand.

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    1. Re:Microsoft and the 11% drop in share prices by 1s44c · · Score: 0

      When MS was on top, everyone and his uncle were against their software. XP was best, Vista was horrific, W7 was full of xxxx, W8 is worse.
      But now that they are down 11% and they are left to scrap so many tablets, at such a large amount of money, we suddenly are their sympathetic friend.

      Don't include me in your 'we'. I want to see them crash and burn so Linux can take over.

      Windows is bug-ridden nonsense and the world is better off without it.

    2. Re:Microsoft and the 11% drop in share prices by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      As an example, the ribbon is really great for word, excel, and powerpoint, for example.

      I was with you until you said this. The ribbon is an abomination, and still takes me 3x the amount of time to find a simple function that used to be easy to locate in the menus.

      The Mac version of office gives you both the Ribbon, and the traditional menus, with the option to turn off the Ribbon. This makes it superior to the Windows version, because it gives the user the choice.

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    3. Re:Microsoft and the 11% drop in share prices by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      When MS was on top, everyone and his uncle were against their software. XP was best, Vista was horrific, W7 was full of xxxx, W8 is worse.
      But now that they are down 11% and they are left to scrap so many tablets, at such a large amount of money, we suddenly are their sympathetic friend.

      Don't include me in your 'we'. I want to see them crash and burn so Linux can take over.

      Windows is bug-ridden nonsense and the world is better off without it.

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  75. Re:Core market decline + fail to launch in new one by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    PS/Valuepoint IBM486SLCs (and IBMSLC2s) at either 25 MHz or 33 MHz came with VLB slots. VLB was pretty much okay if you only had one card, but a lot of people tried to use VLB video and storage at the same time. This was encouraged by the fact that motherboard makers often put three VLB slots on the motherboard, as if you could actually use them. It's true that ISA bus bandwidth is very poor, which is why we had EISA and MCA to begin with; mostly to run very expensive OpenGL accelerators and to run very expensive storage controllers. Gamers bought lots of VLB video cards and the situation was moderately atrocious, and then we got PCI and there was no longer any reason to buy a "workstation" because PCs finally had a good or in fact great bus and the PCs and workstations were largely being built out of the same parts from CMD or whoever, once you got past the CPU and chipset.

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  76. Good. Drop dead, already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait to see Microsoft sink like the fucking Titanic that it has always been.

  77. 10cents in loss of 900mil = $4 in trading by drmario · · Score: 1

    Why the stock holders would panic in this way is beyond me. the tablet business is tough to get into. What Microsoft really need is to get ALL of the devopolers of IOS and andriod to make all the apps for windows. Pay them if you have to at first. That way all the apps on the other two platforms can also be on on windows os. Getting software companies on board is key the phone and tablet windows os is the best but the lack of apps makes people switch back to andriod or iOS.

  78. Mod me down for this but.. by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    MUAHAHAHAHA!!! That will teach you to be a chair throwing monkey Ballmer-Boy!! Your troll-company is doomed! Go make something that doesn't suck.

    Microsoft! MicroLOOZERS more like! LOLOLOLOLOL!

    Now mod me to hell. I have karma to spare anyway.

  79. Re:Windows Phone sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good to see someone else posted this. I was thinking the same thing.

  80. Free Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is in trouble because they did not pay attention to hardware quality and price. Software is free now, and there is no way they can compete with Google now. Google manages their devices...no more days, weeks, months and years trying to fix Windows! If something goes wrong with a Google device, it reboots and voila, no problem. What a huge relief. Also, once HD, you can never go back to a poor resolution screen. Did I mention that Google Apps are forever... no matter what computer you use in the future? Goodbye to forced upgrades and dishing out $500 every other year. Goodbye Microsoft, your pioneering days were over when Bill left.

  81. Backdoor to the NSA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever said or done, I don't think I'm going to use Windows anymore. Ever since a secret key for the NSA was discovered in the Windows OS. Sorry Windows, I hate spies.

  82. Triarchy (theory) by NewYork · · Score: 1
  83. That isn't true. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    The iphone isn't outselling Samsung in any niche market you try to make up.

    Oh well, maybe in amount of units sold in Apple shops, I concede they may be losing there.

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    1. Re:That isn't true. by jbolden · · Score: 1

      You are just dead wrong. Apple's ASP is $650, Samsung's is $300.

      In terms of other niches the big niche is the USA. Samsung vs. Apple as a percentage of US smartphone sales (either by dollar or per unit). That's a critical market because of subsidies.

          And if you go global there are still problems on the high end, Samsung vs. Apple as percentage of profits for global handset industry: http://static.squarespace.com/static/50363cf324ac8e905e7df861/t/519e8e3ce4b0cc7b8379f6a3/1369345596655/Screen%20Shot%202013-05-23%20at%2010.46.17%20PM.png?format=1500w

      More importantly, the existence of its own ecosystem. Samsung customers are incidental customers.
      As a result when you look at numbers like total quarterly revenue, which include things like app store sales they are about even.

      Spend on advertising (cost of sales and marketing) is a negative number it is part of "buying" marketshare. Samsung is at least 4:1 over Apple on this spend.

      Churn is another very negative number for Samsung. A very larger percentage of Samsung high end customers become Apple customers, while a lot of people move up price point on Android.

  84. You forgot to say ... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... that the growth is negative .... (damn economists and their lingo)...

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  85. Apple Developer site and Ubuntu Forums... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do the Apple Developer site and Ubuntu Forums have in common? They both go down after hacker attacks the day Microsoft stock drops 11 % after a planned write-off.

    Ba dumm ts! :-D

  86. Uh? Which friend? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Your definition of "sympathetic" implies some degree of submissive masochism.

    None of the comments I have seen show much sympathy for the quasi monopoly of Redmond.

    As for hating Microsoft they did earn the hate. It all started with Bill Gates not playing ball with early software developers, legitimizing closed source software at a time when hackers were sharing. Many people never forgave him, and by extension his company, for that (and as it turned out sharing in the long them would have been the most profitable option for *all* the industry, the open Internet running in open technologies by free software opened many new business opportunities for all, Microsoft included ).

    Later on they became a company that wasn't shy to use questionable practices that lacked morals and integrity and which in several situations where plain illegal, so no wonder many of the affected parties feel wronged and hateful towards them.

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    1. Re:Uh? Which friend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your definition of "sympathetic" implies some degree of submissive masochism.

      None of the comments I have seen show much sympathy for the quasi monopoly of Redmond.

      As for hating Microsoft they did earn the hate. It all started with Bill Gates not playing ball with early software developers, legitimizing closed source software at a time when hackers were sharing. Many people never forgave him, and by extension his company, for that (and as it turned out sharing in the long them would have been the most profitable option for *all* the industry, the open Internet running in open technologies by free software opened many new business opportunities for all, Microsoft included ).

      Later on they became a company that wasn't shy to use questionable practices that lacked morals and integrity and which in several situations where plain illegal, so no wonder many of the affected parties feel wronged and hateful towards them.

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  87. That would be poetic justice. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Lets hope companies keep peddling this secure boot nonsense and have to write off entire lots of unsold stuff.

    Shame about the environment tough....

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  88. "fears over the declines of the PC market" by intermodal · · Score: 1

    That's not just a fear. It's a reality. It's not that people don't still find PCs useful, but rather that they took a step back and realized that if Win8 wants to treat a PC as a tablet, they were just doing stuff on their PC that would be more convenient on a tablet. That's not to say the PC has no place, but that its place is not as important to buyers as it used to be. And that its replacement for many people is a market Microsoft has utterly failed to take control of.

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