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Google Outage: Internet Traffic Plunges 40%

cold fjord writes "Is 40% anything to worry about? Sky News reports, 'Worldwide internet traffic plunged by around 40% as Google services suffered a complete black-out, according to web analytics experts. The tech company said all of its services from Google Search to Gmail to YouTube to Google Drive went down for between one and five minutes last night. The reason for the outage is not yet known, and Google refused to provide any further information when contacted by Sky News Online. According to web analytics firm GoSquared, global internet traffic fell by around 40% during the black-out, reflecting Google's massive grip on the web. "That's huge," said GoSquared developer Simon Tabor. "As internet users, our reliance on Google.com being up is huge."'

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  1. Details on Google Apps Status Dashboard by Novus · · Score: 5, Informative

    See Google Apps Status Dashboard for more details (hover over red outage dots for times).

    1. Re:Details on Google Apps Status Dashboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See Google Apps Status Dashboard for more details (hover over red outage dots for times).

      "We're aware of a problem with Gmail affecting a significant subset of users. The affected users are able to access Gmail, but are seeing error messages and/or other unexpected behavior. We will provide an update by 8/16/13 5:37 PM detailing when we expect to resolve the problem. Please note that this resolution time is an estimate and may change.
      The incident lasted 1-5 minutes."

    2. Re:Details on Google Apps Status Dashboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "See Google Apps Status Dashboard [google.com] for more details (hover over red outage dots for times)."

      No need. I read everything in my local newspaper's site yesterday.

    3. Re:Details on Google Apps Status Dashboard by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did their certificates expire?

    4. Re:Details on Google Apps Status Dashboard by tibit · · Score: 1

      Frankly said, this whole thing is just stupidly blown out of proportion. Who the fuck cares that gmail or something like that is down for a couple of minutes, especially that it's quite rare that those services are down? It's not like cash registers at Walmart run on it and there's ten million bucks lost every minute it's down. Sheesh.

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    5. Re:Details on Google Apps Status Dashboard by bberens · · Score: 2

      While I agree with you in principle there's a good chance millions of dollars *are* lost each minute when Google is down.

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    6. Re:Details on Google Apps Status Dashboard by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      You know Google provides advertisement services right? It's not just a search engine anymore.

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    7. Re:Details on Google Apps Status Dashboard by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be that big of a deal for a normal organization. However Google size means such outages can cause enough minor inconveniences to be a big problem over all.

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    8. Re:Details on Google Apps Status Dashboard by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0

      Google outage?

      Suckers.

      I was actually completely unaware....

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    9. Re:Details on Google Apps Status Dashboard by cusco · · Score: 1

      Google refused to provide any further information when contacted by Sky News Online

      To be truthful, I'd refuse to provide any information to Sky News too. Not surprised that their technology "reporters" are unable to figure out how to connect to publicly available resources to look at the situation, their science "reporters" don't know the difference between an asteroid, a comet and meteor. At its best Sky News is one step above the National Enquirer, at its worse it makes the Weekly World News look positively brilliant.

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    10. Re:Details on Google Apps Status Dashboard by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      People who were stupid enough to not have offline copies of their mail can see these minutes as the longest of their lives...

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    11. Re:Details on Google Apps Status Dashboard by Spiridios · · Score: 2

      Frankly said, this whole thing is just stupidly blown out of proportion. Who the fuck cares that gmail or something like that is down for a couple of minutes, especially that it's quite rare that those services are down? It's not like cash registers at Walmart run on it and there's ten million bucks lost every minute it's down. Sheesh.

      The interesting bit isn't that Google was down. The interesting bit is that when Google went down it took 40% of all internet traffic with it. It illustrates how big a foothold the company has on the internet as a whole.

    12. Re:Details on Google Apps Status Dashboard by minstrelmike · · Score: 2

      ...their science "reporters" don't know the difference between an asteroid, a comet and meteor...

      There's a difference?
      Oh well. it probably doesn't matter to most voters so it doesn't matter to any elected representative so let's defund NASA.

  2. Google.com? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I use google.fr, you insensitive clod!

    1. Re:Google.com? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean google.de ?

    2. Re:Google.com? by Noughmad · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you use google.fr, that's insensitive Claude for you!

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    3. Re:Google.com? by Therad · · Score: 2

      He is insensitive Claude, you insensitive clod!

    4. Re:Google.com? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you use google.fr, that's insensitive Claude for you!

      Actually, it would be Claude insensitive, you Claude Insensitive!

  3. As I keep having to say to my older family.. by sjwt · · Score: 5, Informative

    Pro Tip: Rather than Googling 'Facebook' you could use a bookmark, or try www.facebook.com

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    1. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by Silpher · · Score: 1

      Why is this, Who can explain this behavior? It's like lemmings running of a cliff or the herd mentality of larger herbivores.
      My Parents also adopted this behavior and nothing keeps them from doing it.. Why?!

    2. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you type in the url wrong, you go somewhere wrong. You also have to get the . and the com right. To top that off, they already need to use a search engine for other things, so by using it for everything they have one less thing to think about. It makes perfect sense. You are like a carpenter wondering why everyone else doesn't have $100k worth of woodworking tools lying around. What if they need a triangle-shaped saw, you ask, what are those fools going to do then? Why won't they invest the time and money into learning the right tool for the job? Because they don't need those specialized tools that you and I use.

    3. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by gagol · · Score: 2

      At least 40% of people I know type their url in google... send a non referenced address to your friends and see!

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    4. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by LameMonikerGoesHere · · Score: 2

      The young ones, too. My 12 year old step son uses the browser search bar for everything - even "youtube". It's maddening!

    5. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I couldn't imagine all of those people, nagging, moaning. "mommmm, the internet isn't working", "hey son, every time I try to open facebook it does nothing, is it working?"
      OH GOD MAKE IT STOP.
      Even after telling those people, they still never learn.
      Even after saying "HEY LOOK, SEE THAT THING THAT POPS UP WHEN YOU TYPE FACEBOOK, THE ONE CALLED FACEBOOK.COM? CLICK THAT"
      Even after saying "click that tile that says facebook"
      Even after setting the homepage to facebook, they still find some way to complain.
      I. Hate. People.

      Sometimes I really do wish there was an internet licence. Obviously only officially since you could never police something like that easily.
      If it stopped even a fifth of this, it would be worth it.
      It isn't like they just lack some knowledge, they are genuinely thick. I feel bad for them for being shafted by the education system, nobody should be that thick, nobody, unless they had some severe case of mental illness.
      Maybe "the general public" have a mental illness?! Wait, no, best not let them get classed as that, they will want pills to make it better. We are already wasting loads of money on sugar pills for retards.

    6. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this, Who can explain this behavior? It's like lemmings running of a cliff or the herd mentality of larger herbivores.
      My Parents also adopted this behavior and nothing keeps them from doing it.. Why?!

      Why shouldn't they? There is nothing wrong with using search for navigation. You might have to do an extra click vs typing in the full URL, but you don't have to type the complete URL, and you avoid misspellings. Yes, geeks prefer typing things correctly _where they are meant to_ and organize a bookmark collection etc. but if other users prefer their way who are you to tell them they are wrong?

    7. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is why Google is #1 and Facebook respectively is #2

    8. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pro Tip: Rather than Googling 'Facebook' you could use a bookmark, or try www.facebook.com

      I like how this is modded +5 Informative. Thanks for the handy tip! I shall bookmark this page in perpetuity so that I never forget.

    9. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by yotto · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll just search for "site:slashdot.org how do I get to facebook without using google"

    10. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that the URL bar that is now often multi functional and makes it hard to see if you're inputting an URL or search terms for a search engine. The protocol is also often hidden by default. That's very sad IMO

    11. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As everywhere else, you're supposed to make car analogies, not carpenter analogies.

    12. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      I type a full URL one time. Then from that point forward i type the first 2-4 letters and hit enter, the site i want shows up 99 times out of 100.

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    13. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who are you to tell them they are wrong?

      The correct one, of course!

    14. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by RichardDeVries · · Score: 1

      I pent cars for a living, you insensitive clod.

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    15. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      I know people, both young and old, who don't even know what Google is. That doesn't stop them from posting stupid things on their Facebook wall that range from "untrue" to "You have got to be fucking retarded to have posted that wall of shit".

      That is why I am thankful for Let Me Google That For You. It shows these particular people that Google isn't an evil boogie man and using Google isn't evil witchcraft voodoo that'll suck your soul to Hell if you use it.

    16. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try not using "Pro Tip" when you give your family advice. Or "This". Both those idioms make you sound like a twelve year old girl and nobody will take you seriously.

    17. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      I blame DNS. It's all gone to hell ever since people got lazy and started typing "youtube.com" into the address bar instead of "173.194.46.39". Relying on search engines is just an extension of this trend.

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    18. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's very said IMO

      ...said no user interface designer, ever.

      The consolidated search/address box is probably one of the better enhancements in browser ui design in years. Instead of "type here to search" or "type here to go to a specific address" you type in one box - if what you've typed isn't a valid address, it automatically searches and gives you a list of (probably) relevant results.

      How is that, in any way bad? That's a good UX choice, which doesn't force people to remember "this box to search," "this box to go somewhere."

    19. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And even better, if you are off by even one character with a URL, these days there is a good chance you are going to wind up on a phishing site (or at least a site serving some form of malware).

    20. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F'ing A! Google + combo search / address bar = crutch for idiots

    21. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by lgw · · Score: 1

      The consolidated search/address box is probably one of the better enhancements in browser ui design in years. Instead of "type here to search" or "type here to go to a specific address" you type in one box - if what you've typed isn't a valid address, it automatically searches and gives you a list of (probably) relevant results.

      How is that, in any way bad? That's a good UX choice, which doesn't force people to remember "this box to search," "this box to go somewhere."

      I hate that with the burning fire of 10 billion stars, and here's why: I often have typos. Yup, not a perfect typist. Maybe I'm the only one, but I'm one. When I mistype a URL, I don't FREAKING WANT A SEARCH ARRRRGGGGG WARGBLARGBLEARGLE. Ahem. I want a simple error message that takes just a few milliseconds to display, so I can correct my mistake, not some unintended behavior that takes over my browser for a human-perceptible time and changes what I just typed, preventing my from just fixing that 1 letter.

      Preserve me from "designers" who have arrogance where their research should be.

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    22. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by achbed · · Score: 1

      If you mistype a URL, more than likely you will get a search result anyway, thanks to your "helpful" ISP, who detects bad DNS addresses and sends down a search page complete with advertising and affiliate links. The only time I see a connection error any more is for a valid site that is really down. I hate when ISPs mess with DNS to enhance their revenue.

    23. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by mwehle · · Score: 1

      I pent cars for a living, you insensitive clod.

      You and I are in similar lines of work - I pent houses.

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    24. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, I've never had an ISP that does that, but I'd just start using some other DNS at that point, I think. Has Google started messing with 8.8.8.8 to try to squeeze some ad money out of it yet?

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    25. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by RatherBeAnonymous · · Score: 1

      It is better than the previous default behavior when people would poke their heads into my office to ask me what a site's address was. I can't tell you how many times I've been asked "Do you know the address for [Insert well known company name]?". A) What do I look like, fucking Yahoo? B) Did you try [Well known company name].com?

    26. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by kjjsdkhfjsdusew7qiyr · · Score: 1

      Unbound listening on 127.0.0.1 is not gonna squeeze anything soon.

    27. Re:As I keep having to say to my older family.. by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      I don't know why we haven't had an "Ask Slashdot" with that question yet. It's on par with the ones we've seen lately.

  4. How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by captainpanic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wonder for how many people the internet becomes completely inaccessible without Google? (I also still occasionally meet people who do not know what a 'browser' is, and who think that IE is their only option).

    Google is a good search engine, but there are alternatives. If Google stopped working, I wouldn't suffer very much, I think. (When Gmail crashes, I think that for gmail users this is another issue... but I use alternative email).

    1. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by mybeat · · Score: 2

      Google being down is not a problem for /. people, however I know a few who are literally incapable of doing anything without google (mail/search being the important ones).

    2. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by PSVMOrnot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The trouble is that Google that what you see as Google's services is only the tip of the iceberg. To most people Google is search, Gmail, Youtube, etc. What they don't see is the GoogleAPI javascript stuff they host which is used by hundreds of sites all over the net. Try surfing with noscript for a while and see what effect it would have on you.

    3. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, when Google crashes it's no problem for me; find some other search engines and bing! I'm surfing again in no time.

    4. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Gmail was down fully for 1 minutes, and completely up for everyone within 4 minutes. And this was first downtime I have ever experienced with it.

      No "alternative email" can't beat that track record.

    5. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by gagol · · Score: 1

      Using third parties for small scripts, that may be unavailable, upgraded and break your code and cause more DNS request is not exactly a good idea most of the time.

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    6. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Informative

      GoogleAPI gives you the ability to choose an exact version of the script, and maintains that as a permalink, so when the next version becomes available your code isn't broken.

      The advantage of using GoogleAPI far outweighs your perceived negatives - Google has a far better uptime and availability than any other free host, they often place the most frequently used scripts into the Google search homepage using the same link as you would, so stuff like jQuery et al are already cached by a high percentage of your visitors, and it goes someway to cut down a small percentage of my traffic, especially if I maintain multiple sites or subdomains that use the same scripts.

    7. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      what does it matter when the traffic analytics is done via google analytics..

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    8. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by PSVMOrnot · · Score: 1

      Out of interest, do you have a way of automatically failing over to a self hosted version of the scripts if google is for some reason unavailable?

    9. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by jkflying · · Score: 4, Informative

      I had an issue where my ISP's homepage used google scripts, so when I was capped (yes, that happens here, we pay ~$2/GB) their page wouldn't load completely and I couldn't top up my account, even though they allowed requests to their page while capped.

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    10. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Yup, easily done :)

    11. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      but how can you find other search engines without googling them?

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    12. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many will bother using an alternative for a 5 min outage?

    13. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by mcvos · · Score: 5, Informative

      The fact that a minute downtime is big news is definitely saying something. Both about the reliability of Google's servers, and the impact of their products.

    14. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      People at my work have Bing set as their default search so they literally Bing, Google click on the link and then Google what they were actually looking for, it's insane.

    15. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Nutria · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Firefox's search engine drop-down selector.

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    16. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      I don't think I would even notice a Google outage on a scale of one minute. Ignoring the fact that I don't use gmail, my first assumption would be a connection fault. My internet connection is so flaky (no alternative to Telstra fixed wireless here, and that sucks big-time), I would probably spend nearly the same amount of time pinging the boxes in between and testing the DNSs.

    17. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've used noscript for a couple of years now and I seldom encounter a page that doesn't work without GoogleAPI.

    18. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

      yah, I'll google how to use that.

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    19. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      When you are talking about 40% of internet traffic, it is mostly YouTube rather than the google search engine. YouTube accounts for something like 98% of all video on demand, and video makes up a substantial amount of all internet traffic.

      If it is just people googling for facebook, probably most of them didn't notice, because they were already on facebook when google went down.

    20. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by jonbryce · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But if you put your scripts in the same place as the rest of your website, then while the uptime may not be as good, it at least exactly correlates with the uptime of the rest of the site.

      Your site will be down if the hosting provider of that site is down, or if the hosting provider of the scripts is down. Having a different hosting provider can only ever mean more potential downtime.

    21. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by tom17 · · Score: 1

      Incorrect; It's fairly standard procedure to have a fallback for when the hosting provider of the scripts is down. In this case, you have all the benefits of hosting it externally without the increase in potential downtime.

    22. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Netflix makes up about 40% of peak USA traffic. The only way YouTube could eclipse Netflix by that much is if YouTube serves a lot during non-peak hours.

    23. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Netflix isn't so common in other parts of the world. In most places, you can't get a subscription even if you want one.

    24. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      I'm fine with Bing... it works well enough. Some of my coding / tech searches work better with Google but the difference isn't that huge.

      That being said, all of my browsers are set to Google... so when I just type something into the address bar without the full url it does a Google search. If Google went down I'd have to go and toggle my option back to Bing; between my PCs + iPad + phones it would take a couple of minutes to do so Google would have to be down longer than a few minutes for me to bother... or would have to be down frequently.

    25. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother finds her online banking website by typing the name of the bank into the search bar...

    26. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The advantage of using GoogleAPI far outweighs your perceived negatives - Google has a far better uptime and availability than any other free host,

      The worst downside to using GoogleAPI is that it forces your readers to do business with Google. If I find Google's TOS objectionable, and you use GoogleAPI, I cannot use your site. If I choose to block Google's scripts & Google's cookies, I can evade tracking by Google pretty well, unless I visit sites that require GoogleAPI. Your use of GoogleAPI is contributing to the de facto tracking of everythign done on the internet.

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    27. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I have Microsoft accounts as backup to my google accounts. I can do anything on them, other than G+, that I can do on Google. The problem is, I don't use them ...ever. A one to five minute outage, might disrupt me long enough to get a cup of coffee, or stop Hacking Portals long enough to actually look at what it actually is IRL.

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    28. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      That's great, for when you have only one website. When you have multiple, you can cut down on a lot of traffic when you turn 30 calls for jQuery into one, or even none when you use GoogleAPI or any of the other CDNs out there, or even your own.

      These are the things you need to think about when you have high traffic sites under your responsibility.

    29. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Your morals and hangups are your morals and hangups - if your morals and hangups stop you from using a website, then that's mainly your issue, don't assume everyone needs to bend over backward to not step on your self imposed limitations.

      But block google on any of my websites and you will get a copy served to you from my backup CDN.

    30. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      You have to realise that an edge case, caused by poor situation testing, is not a valid reason for always avoiding something.

    31. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by jkflying · · Score: 1

      Yes, but relying on external scripts explodes your number of edge cases.

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    32. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Thanks! That was helpful.

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    33. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Not really, as you have to test the same things, just for more scripts. If the ISP in question had implemented a fall back to a local copy, the user wouldn't have had an issue at all.

    34. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by jkflying · · Score: 1

      And then you have the issue of the fallback copy needing to be the same version, and needs to get security fixes, and next thing you know, whoops, people have figured out a way to reduce their bandwidth consumption by hitting your backup servers. Seriously, the internet is designed to be distributed. Putting central points of failure in is a failure.

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    35. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      If Google stopped working, I'd suffer terribly.

      It's not that I don't know of other search engines, or would struggle to find them, it's that, well, Google's _better_ than them.

      At least the world's moved on since Google became dominant; the rest aren't anywhere near as bad as they used to be. I'd still suffer frustration at the relative shitness of them though.

    36. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Not automatically getting security fixes and updates is a *feature*, because they should be tested before being put into production - and ensuring the same exact version on the primary and secondary locations is a trivial part of unit testing the build. How about that, proper practices for proper developers!

      As for someone potentially using my backup copy for their own, well that's no different a threat to if I hosted it locally anyway, and is mitigated in the same fashion.

      None of this introduces a central point of failure, because the failure is mitigated, just as I have multiple web servers, multiple database servers, and multiple service end points. infact this setup is more like your ideal of a distributed Internet than you care to like.

    37. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by cusco · · Score: 1

      Bing actually seems to index MSDN better then Google (and 100+ times better than MSDN indexes itself.) It's about the only time that I use it, but it's invaluable when I need it.

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    38. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by lgw · · Score: 1

      It's worth remembering that 5 minutes of downtime per year is "five nines" of uptime, which is as close to "perfect" as anyone should really expect.

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    39. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by lgw · · Score: 1

      One would hope Bing would index MSDN well. Still, it's insane that MSDN's own indexing is anything other than Bing! Man, that's frustrating.

      I prefer Duckduckgo for everything myself (but that's mostly just Bing under the covers), except when I need the units conversion built into the calculator built into Google.

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    40. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by jkflying · · Score: 1

      If they want to host their own version, great. I'm all for that, nice and decentralised, and it will work without any fancy rules. But then they should only use their own version. The issues will come in when they try to do a fancy fall-back, which will require even more client-side code to fix a problem that shouldn't exist in the first place.

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    41. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by eulernet · · Score: 1

      I'll add another case where using Google's version is a bad idea: when your site works with http AND https.
      Since most browsers don't accept mixed content (secure and not secure), if you use the cached versions of Google, the scripts won't load.

      I had this problem a few weeks ago.

    42. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Really? It shouldn't be happening "in the first place"? So you don't ensure your scripts are actually loaded before firing them? We are talking about something that could happen to scripts that are hosted locally anyway, and it should be handled - you fall back until you can fall back no longer, and then it's up to you as to what you do, but at least you know the situation you are in at any particular point.

      Unfortunately, you seem to have an approach to JS browser side which I have seen too many times - sod it, it's just JavaScript on the browser side, you don't have to worry as much about error conditions than you would for server side code or a native app. Wrong, you *should* certainly be anticipating all the same errors and mitigating them.

    43. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by jkflying · · Score: 1

      The browser side problem is that the ISP blocks you from visiting any site other than their own once you hit your cap. This is something which affects only a small percentage of users at any time, and since the ISP don't ever cap themselves they never would have experienced it. So no, it shouldn't have been happening in the first place, and wouldn't have if they were hosting the scripts themselves.

      You seem to have a "Let's put ourselves in a precarious situation with tons of unnecessary features and then catch the errors" attitude. What I'm advocating is doing defensive *architecture*, not just coding, by hosting your scripts on the same machine as your main site, so that if your html is available you know your scripts are available too. Sure, you can add error handling as well to catch loading problems, timeouts etc. just as you would in another system. But by controlling the system you have more control over the dependencies of your code. You can even strip out the stuff you aren't using and actually make the user experience *better*.

      Adding unnecessary features leads to massive JS bloat with huge dependencies that cause browsers to lag and need top-end hardware just to run a spinner because of all the checks and precautions. Simple code == less chance of bugs getting in, lower bandwidth costs, easier maintenance and extendibility, and better cross-platform consistency.

      My personal preference is doing everything server side and just serving html/css. I also prefer sites that do this. I understand that not everybody's use case fits this model though, so if you really have to, stick some JS in there. Just don't make the JS a prerequisite to be able to render your page.

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    44. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      If Google were to go down suddenly, as in total meltdown and disappear from the Internet, it'd probably cause the traffic to go down by some 40% at first (as has just been demonstrated accidentally), but as soon as people figure out it's permanent they'll very quickly adapt and find alternatives. This was a short outage, and the majority of the people that were affected (just the people that happened to be online and using one of Google's services - probably YouTube is a biggie there in data volume) just sat it out, reloading the page, all the while thinking it was a glitch in their connection.

      Google is so reliable it's the site that I use for connection testing. So a failure to connect to Google I'd likely have interpreted as an error on my (provider's) side.

    45. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people are so dependant on google that when it is down, they think the fat lady is singing. So they go to the Opera...

    46. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by tepples · · Score: 1

      when I was capped (yes, that happens here, we pay ~$2/GB)

      That's about ten times what Comcast (U.S. cable ISP) charges (or charged?): 250 GB per month for $50 per month equals $.20/GB. Where do you live? Is this satellite or cellular, or is it wired?

    47. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bing ? ! If Google.com is down, then bing.com is also down.

    48. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by jkflying · · Score: 1

      I live in South Africa. Our main bottleneck is international bandwidth, and you can buy local-only bandwidth for quite a bit less. This is wired (ADSL), and some of the cell providers are actually competitive charging only about twice as much for mobile bandwidth.

      You can also buy 'uncapped', but that costs ~$30/month for consumer grade 1Mbps, and they throttle you if you are in the top 10% of users. True 'business grade' uncapped, which has lower contention ratios and doesn't get throttled is over $100/month for 1Mbps.

      I'm excluding line rental in these prices, which is typically ~$20/month for 1Mbps, ~$40 for 5Mbps.

      Yeah, Netflix isn't that popular here. It's actually cheaper to rent a movie than to download it, even from pirate bay.

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    49. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by losfromla · · Score: 1

      except for the privacy concerns

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    50. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know way to many people that think IE IS the internet. As a programmer, it drives me absolutely insane. It's usually those same people that don't even know that the address bar exists! I've had several people ask me to fix there internet because it's "broken" when they do something stupid that hijacks there homepage and so they think they can't go anywhere because "google is gone"... I don't think it has anything to do with knowing the "tools" so to say, it's about being lazy and not spending the time to actually figure out the right way. I actually had a guy tell me his hotmail (or something like that) was broken because when he clicked it, it didn't take him there. When I get to his house, it turned out he was just typing it into google (of course) and it was no longer the first result so when he did click the first result, it took him somewhere else, as it should.. I'm sorry, but if you can't spell facebook.com or hotmail.com etc correctly, then you should just go back to gradeschool...

    51. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      except for the privacy concerns

      I appreciate the sentiment but since we're talking numbers, 5 9s or 99.999% privacy, you're probably wrong.
      I suspect NSA isn't looking at 99.999% of the data saved which means chances are, your personal privacy is still 99.999% safe from prying government eyes
      I wouldn't be so confident about the protection from prying advertizers looking for eyeballs to spam.

    52. Re:How many people don't know a 2nd search engine? by ais523 · · Score: 1

      I think Duckduckgo is actually using Yandex behind the scenes now, rather than Bing (sometimes they give an attribution to that effect). Possibly even both.

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  5. Cause by DarkOx · · Score: 5, Informative

    How much of the plunge was due to lack of search / app availability vs third party pages not loading properly do to analytics and other google dependencies?

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    1. Re:Cause by tommeke100 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'd say 99% AdSense not responding, analytics not responding, social media buttons not responding....there goes your website ;-)

    2. Re:Cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      99% = made-up statistics.

    3. Re:Cause by thereitis · · Score: 2

      I was wondering the same thing. A large percentage of sites point at at least one of google-analytics.com, googleadservices.com, *.googleapis.com (and likely others). An addon like RequestPolicy for Firefox lets you limit connections to 3rd party websites (and can be educational as well).

    4. Re:Cause by tommeke100 · · Score: 0

      99% == made-up statistics there, fixed that for you ;-)

    5. Re:Cause by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 2

      I have NoScript set to not allow Google Analytics and other client-side stuff for ad tracking (block Doubleclick and such too), and not allowing them doesn't appreciably slow things down.

      I guess that allowing them and having the browser timing out on requests is a bit of a different story though - or having any back end dependency on them.

      I'm the type that loves my MP3s but still likes that I have my CD collection in a binder as a backup. I love Netflix and Amazon Instant video, but I still have my DVD collection for stuff that I watch over and over, so I guess I'm just already primed to be a "cloud stuff is nice, but I like having my offline backups" kind of person.

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    6. Re:Cause by jittles · · Score: 2

      How much of the plunge was due to lack of search / app availability vs third party pages not loading properly do to analytics and other google dependencies?

      This is slashdot, so naturally I did not RTFA but I was wondering if the drop was actually due to YouTube. If they are measuring traffic in the amount of data flowing through the network, then YouTube is the obvious choice. If they are talking about page hits then I would guess that its due to the search engine being down.

    7. Re:Cause by Cederic · · Score: 1

      not in c64 basic you didn't. muppet.

    8. Re:Cause by afidel · · Score: 1

      Why would you want CD's as backup?!? My MP3 collection is on my tablet, phone, PC, local backup, cloud backup, and on both Amazon and Google's cloud music services, CD's would be the least good method of backup I could imagine as the labor hours to recover would be ridiculous (not to mention the fact that I've only bought maybe 3 cd's since Amazon started carrying legal, DRM free MP3's).

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  6. 40%? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is how the "40%" looked in real life:
    http://www.crackajack.de/2013/08/18/google-goes-down-for-2-minutes-fucks-up-100-of-all-journalists/

    (Mind the circle in the yellow graphics: It shows the real decline in internet traffic at the German Internet Exchange (DE-CIX), the largest internet exchange point worldwide.)

    Further reading: What is DE-CIX? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DE-CIX

    1. Re:40%? No. by marcansoft · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. The 40% figure is bullshit claimed by a single stats agency.

    2. Re:40%? No. by petermgreen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What is an internet exchange?

      It's a place where providers peer when they are not exchanging enough traffic to justify private peering. Exchange point connections are cheap compared to transit but expensive compared to private peering links. Traffic from major access providers to the likes of google is unlikely to go through an internet exchange because with that volume of traffic private peering is more economical.

      Which is not to say the 40% figure is true, it's just to say that traffic on an internet exchange is not a reprepsenative sample of internet traffic

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    3. Re:40%? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're just implementing the German wiretap.

    4. Re:40%? No. by Dagger2 · · Score: 1

      I can't help but think that being at 1 AM might have affected the size of the drop a bit, as might have averaging the two minute drop into a pixel representing a 5 minute time period.

    5. Re:40%? No. by bz386 · · Score: 2

      This is how the "40%" looked in real life: http://www.crackajack.de/2013/08/18/google-goes-down-for-2-minutes-fucks-up-100-of-all-journalists/

      (Mind the circle in the yellow graphics: It shows the real decline in internet traffic at the German Internet Exchange (DE-CIX), the largest internet exchange point worldwide.)

      Further reading: What is DE-CIX? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DE-CIX

      The vast majority of Google traffic bypasses internet exchanges and is carried directly between ISPs and Google.

    6. Re:40%? No. by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      It wasn't 1AM everywhere in the world.

    7. Re:40%? No. by lowlands · · Score: 1

      There is this neat concept called "peering". A massive amount of Google's traffic does not go through public ports on Internet Exchanges. Instead it's delivered to Google caching nodes hosted at ISPs around the world and delivered from those caching nodes directly to the ISPs customer. This saves a few zillion petabytes in bandwidth (and dollars). By the way, it looks like the Amsterdam Internet Exchange, AMS-IX, has overtaken DE-CIX as the biggest Internet Exchange in the world.

    8. Re:40%? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Most private peering is done at Internet Exchanges in the USA, but in Europe, most Internet Exchanges are public peering.

      This is why Netflix/YouTube/etc will allow anyone to peer at any IX in the USA, if you can reach at least 100mb/s of 95th percentile. You still need to setup a private port.

      This is kind of strange compared to Europe. You would think that Netflix would love to do public peering and just let anyone hit their services at an IX.

    9. Re:40%? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That IX only represents 2.5tb/s of the Internet's 100tb/s of regular usage. There are a lot of 100gb/s+ and a few tb/s+ dedicated private links that are not hooked up to an IX. Those links may have seen drastic drops.

    10. Re:40%? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know my tracert at home goes from my ISP to Level 3, directly to YouTube and Google, but does not pass through an IX.

      IXs are great for making connections to lots of smaller networks, but when connecting to large networks, the best is always direct. An IX can be used as a back-up or a stepping stone, but not as good in the long run.

    11. Re:40%? No. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      It wasn't 1AM everywhere in the world.

      More specifically, it wasn't 1AM in 96% (23/24 timezones) of the world.

      [ Just sayin' that "(not) everywhere" was probably the wrong qualifier ... :-) ]

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    12. Re:40%? No. by Dagger2 · · Score: 1

      No, but the graph is from a German exchange. It's reasonable to expect most of the traffic over it to be German or European, where it was 1 AM. (Especially the Google part of the traffic, since they geolocate more of their traffic than pretty much any other company.)

    13. Re:40%? No. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      in Europe, most Internet Exchanges are public peering.

      They offer public peering certainly but if you are going to max out a port communicating with one peer then there is little point pushing the traffic through a public peering lan

      This is why Netflix/YouTube/etc will allow anyone to peer at any IX in the USA, if you can reach at least 100mb/s of 95th percentile. You still need to setup a private port.

      If you look at netflix's peering policy you will see that they have both public and private peering available in both the US and europe. They state a minimum traffic level for private peering for obvious reasons. They don't seem to state a maximum for public peering.

      Google seems to be pretty similar though they don't explictly state what the minimum is for private peering..

      The BBC explicitly state that any peer pusing more than 10Mbps over a public exchange may be requested to move to private peering.

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  7. Not surprising by tuo42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I lost count of how many people and customers I know who no longer use the address bar to enter an URL, but Google. Open Browser, Google as start page, enter for example "slashdot.org", click the first hit.

    Many of them even access their own company website like this. Or their social networks etc. While I never understood why they do it (or use a browser which actually works this way like Chrome or Safari, where the URL bar also is the search field), this if course means a single point of failure. If they are not able to access google, they don't how to access the website they "search".

    And while I am of course not talking about technical adept people, most of them are no morons who are simply not able to comprehend the difference...it's just the way they access the internet...through google (so they think).

    1. Re:Not surprising by Tukz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's a bit like the early 90's.
      I had almost everyone's telephone number memorized, then cellphones got popular and slowly I forgot everyone's telephone number as they were now coded into my cellphone.

      I suspect something similar is at play here.
      People* don't really remember full urls any more, they just search for the closest and Google sorts the rest.

      * When I say people, I mean the general public.

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    2. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most of them are no morons who are simply not able to comprehend the difference...it's just the way they access the internet...through google (so they think).

      Then they're morons.

    3. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't call someone who does not know how to use the web very well a moron. Some people just are not as computer savvy as others.

    4. Re:Not surprising by tuo42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Don't think so.

      Some of them have not only very high scientific degrees, but are also on the board of larger (>600 employees), successful companies.

      They might not have the computer knowledge you have, but I wouldn't be so ignorant to call anyone a moron because he is not savvy in one partical field or is simply not interested in becoming more savvy, as the way he operates the internet until know worked for him and he does not have the need or interest to expand his knowledge there.

      How many bright people drive cars without even knowing the simplest things about combustion engines and drivetrains? Are they all morons? There, that's our car analogy for this topic.

    5. Re:Not surprising by Meneth · · Score: 4, Funny

      Remember when some blogger replaced Facebook as the first search result for "facebook"? He got tons of comments asking why they couldn't log in anymore.

    6. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I had almost everyone's telephone number memorized, then cellphones got popular and slowly I forgot everyone's telephone number as they were now coded into my cellphone.

      Your analogy compares better with bookmarks though.
      What people are doing now is calling like 411 every time they want to call their friends.

    7. Re:Not surprising by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It was the norm from the start in countries that use non-Latin characters. For example in Japan all the adverts just say "search for..." rather than giving the URL, and internet companies have more freedom to name themselves because they don't feel the need to have a memorable domain name.

      In China they tried phone-number-like domains such as 82742.com for a while, but it didn't work very well.

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    8. Re:Not surprising by Nutria · · Score: 1

      URLs of the things that are important to me are mostly really long and complicated. The folders in the FF Bookmark Toolbar make life easy, though.

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    9. Re:Not surprising by xonicx · · Score: 1

      I am well informed user but sometimes I prefer to type partial URL in Google and click on first hit. I do that mostly for banking websites where one single letter in mistyped URL can take you to a fraud website.

    10. Re:Not surprising by Nutria · · Score: 1

      How many bright people drive cars without even knowing the simplest things about combustion engines and drivetrains? Are they all morons?

      (I'm not the one who called them morons, and I don't think all of them are of sub-average intelligence.)

      None, I hope. Everyone who drives should have basic knowledge of how cars work, how to check and add fluids and that there are things called drain plugs for various oils and fluids -- even if in modern vehicles they're almost impossible to get to.

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    11. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basic networking should be taught at a young age. Tanenbaum's Computer Networks Fifth Edition should be studied as soon as kids can read.

    12. Re:Not surprising by Nutria · · Score: 2

      Why don't you store the address in the bookmark toolbar?

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    13. Re:Not surprising by Tom · · Score: 2

      Aside from the inherent stupidity - have these people heard of bookmarks?

      The, I don't know for sure, probably 3rd feature or so the very first browser got?

      If they really are that dumb, making friends has never been easier - just show them how bookmarks work. They'll think you are a computing god. :-/

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    14. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are they all morons?

      Better Car Analogy: Having OnStar but using it to turn on a car's headlights, roll down windows, and adjust the radio station. Then people will be like, "My car is all voice activated, I just hit one button and ask for what I want.". Pretty soon after, General Motors designs a new 'facecar' that only has one pedal, combined with a steering wheel, phone, and ringtone horn. In order to drive the facecar, you have to load it up with minutes first and call the destination you're driving to in order to start the engine. It outsells all other cars in history, so all car manufacturers start making facecars. Old people who want knobs and controls are forced to buy a third party kit to add them, but the kit isn't hardwired, it just dials OnStar and plays voice commands into the facecar's cellphone. Peanut butter sandwiches and bronchitis become the top two causes of fatal traffic accidents. The average life expectancy drops to 40, prompting people to demand the government make roads safer for facecars. The government concludes driving is hazardous to people's health, and taxes it so severly nobody drives anymore.

      Horses are rediscovered by generation Heston, who use genetic engineering to make them into the perfect voice controlled vehicle: the googlepod. Googlepods revolt and enslave mankind.

      So the cycle continues, on and on...

    15. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite as bad as a coworker. Her homepage is google, she searches for yahoo, then does her query in yahoo. It is maddening.

    16. Re:Not surprising by dywolf · · Score: 2

      why should they? what good does any of that knowledge do when there guys named Bob or Mike willing to do all that for you for only 15$, both faster and cheaper than you could yourself, while you go do something else with your time?

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    17. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time, just say NO to car analogy.

    18. Re:Not surprising by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      This one: http://readwrite.com/2010/02/10/facebook_wants_to_be_your_one_true_login And AFAICT the search term was "facebook login".

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    19. Re:Not surprising by asylumx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Everyone who drives should have basic knowledge of how cars work, how to check and add fluids and that there are things called drain plugs for various oils and fluids

      Why?

    20. Re:Not surprising by bjb · · Score: 1

      People* don't really remember full urls any more, they just search for the closest and Google sorts the rest.

      Oh, c'mon.. how difficult is it to remember http://babelfish.altavista.digital.com?

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    21. Re:Not surprising by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      There is a reason for technically adept people to use Google as well: vetting addresses. Ok, it's not perfect. But it can help avoid whitehouse.gov vs whitehouse.com type mistakes.

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    22. Re:Not surprising by danaris · · Score: 1

      Aside from the inherent stupidity - have these people heard of bookmarks?

      The, I don't know for sure, probably 3rd feature or so the very first browser got?

      If they really are that dumb, making friends has never been easier - just show them how bookmarks work. They'll think you are a computing god. :-/

      Hah! You'd think so, wouldn't you?

      But no, what they'll actually do is give you a Look, make a huffy noise, and then either tell you in no uncertain terms that Their Way (typing everything, including facebook.com, into a Google search—sometimes by first typing google.com into the address bar) is better, or just wait until you go away and go back to doing it Their Way.

      Almost without fail. It has been my experience that the type of person who is already typing URLs into the Google search bar just isn't interested in any more sensible way of getting to the websites they want.

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    23. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, part of it is that Google steals the (*%(*%ing keyboard focus from the address bar.

      If you have the misfortune of using a browser whose home page is set to google.com, good luck actually using the address bar.

    24. Re:Not surprising by stdarg · · Score: 1

      I've recently gotten into doing some basic maintenance on my car. I changed the spark plugs at 120k miles, and was amazed that it only took about 15 minutes and I paid about 1/3 the shop price, including the special magnetic hex socket thing I bought on Amazon. Taking it into a shop would have taken at least an hour or two if I didn't leave my car for the entire day.

      I also changed my engine air filter and cabin air filter. Much cheaper than what Jiffy Lube wanted to charge and it took minutes, though it doesn't take any extra time to change your filters while getting an oil change at a car shop.

      So there are some tasks that are much cheaper and/or faster to do yourself. It also gives you some satisfaction that you know how to do something.

      I haven't changed my own oil yet because it seems very messy, but since I started using synthetic due to high mileage, and shops charge stupidly high surcharges for synthetic, I want to try it at least once.

      Aside from practical reasons, there are social reasons for some things. You'll look like an idiot if you ever get in a situation where you "should" know something basic and don't. Specifically I'm thinking of handling flat tires and dead batteries. They tend to happen in inconvenient locations and times. Your girlfriend will think less of you if you miss a dinner party or whatever because you had a flat tire and sat there waiting for an hour for AAA to show up and change it for you, rather than changing it yourself in 10 minutes and having the dirty hands to prove your manliness.

    25. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      by definition exactly 50% of all people are morons, it just often appears the number is higher

    26. Re:Not surprising by Princeofcups · · Score: 2

      They might not have the computer knowledge you have, but I wouldn't be so ignorant to call anyone a moron because he is not savvy in one partical field or is simply not interested in becoming more savvy, as the way he operates the internet until know worked for him and he does not have the need or interest to expand his knowledge there.

      You can safely ignore anyone who throws around terms like moron and stupid. I think we all know why.

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    27. Re:Not surprising by dywolf · · Score: 1

      i do some stuff myself too. mostly cause i like to tinker. But that's me.
      but i'm just pointing out that as long as guys like Bob/Mike exist and charge a reasonable rate, its just another logical division of labor that frees me to do something else if i wish to.

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    28. Re:Not surprising by Hatta · · Score: 1

      People* don't really remember full urls any more, they just search for the closest and Google sorts the rest.

      If this is a better way of doing things, why did AOL keywords fail in the 90s?

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    29. Re:Not surprising by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Some of them have not only very high scientific degrees, but are also on the board of larger (>600 employees), successful companies.

      Neither of those conditions precludes the possibility of being a moron.

      How many bright people drive cars without even knowing the simplest things about combustion engines and drivetrains? Are they all morons?

      I would say zero. All bright people have at least a "The Way Things Work" level of understanding of the things they interact with. Part of being bright is being curious about the world around you and putting together workable mental models.

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    30. Re:Not surprising by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Because understanding things is its own reward. It makes the world around you richer and more interesting, and it makes you a more interesting person as well.

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      Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    31. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Type the wrong thing in your search, still get to the right site.
      Type the wrong thing in your URL, go to a phishing site.

      If you're not a computer expert and just want to go to the bank without getting your identity stolen by teh hax0rz, it makes sense.

    32. Re:Not surprising by cusco · · Score: 1

      When I taught my nieces to drive the first thing that I did was make them change the oil on the truck, use jumper cables, and how to change a tire. Pointed out spark plugs, battery, air filter, etc. and how to change them. Not sure they've forgiven me yet. I was amused as hell when I found that one of them knew more about her car than her husband did, who wanted to call AAA when he left the radio on all night and ran the battery down.

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    33. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People had address books before cell phones.

    34. Re:Not surprising by Nutria · · Score: 1

      why should they?

      Because otherwise technology turns into magic, and people then can't even *begin* to make educated choices on the large and small issues that sci-tech presents to the world.

      --
      "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
    35. Re:Not surprising by dywolf · · Score: 1

      and it's not now?

      how many people still think they need the biggest fastest computer, or the biggest fattest internet "tube", or the biggest highest number of horsepower under the hood of their car, or having to have unlimited data and inifinte phone minutes, and on and on, and that the prices they pay for these things is reasonable? to the average consumer everything is magic, they just dont acknowledge it as such because they know someone somewhere knows more about it than them, and will write helpful information (such as reviews). but for all intents and purposes, it already is "magic" to them, or might as well be; the only reason it islnt, is because they know it isnt.

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    36. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many bright people drive cars without even knowing the simplest things about combustion engines and drivetrains?

      Wrong analogy. How many bright people drive cars without even knowing the simplest things about the rules of the road?

    37. Re:Not surprising by afidel · · Score: 1

      You think it's a coincidence that Google removed the bookmark bar in Chrome and got Firefox to follow along?

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    38. Re:Not surprising by tepples · · Score: 1

      Because other dial-up ISPs were able to undercut AOL in price, and because once broadband started to take off at the end of the decade, AOL was still charging for "BYOA" services.

    39. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers." - Homer Simpson

    40. Re:Not surprising by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      The reason keywords didn't work (for AOL and for Yahoo and for a whole host of other people) is twofold.
      One is keywords have to be descriptive and that's difficult.
      The other is that keywords have to be accurate and if you've ever worked with advertisers, well...

      Keywords don't work
      Google works because it sorts pages by a variety of concepts including words on the page and backlinks.

    41. Re:Not surprising by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think Google has already invented this so-called 'faceCar' of yours. But of course it actually works.
      Good analogy tho.

    42. Re:Not surprising by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      I do know what bookmarks are. I used to use them a lot and move them from browser to browser.
      Now I don't use bookmarks at all and I train other non-computer folks to not bother.
      But I also tell them to avoid the fBook because it's not the real internet. It is different.

  8. NSA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reason for the outage:

    NSA has been tinkering with google servers, to milk as much info as possible before more google customer draining happens.

    1. Re:NSA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possible, but they (NSA) likely have other reasons, as google is known for NEVER delete any old data.

    2. Re:NSA? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Actually that is far more likely to be true than funny. This seems very much like a core psy vs spy configuration change, whether it was to take something out or put something in remains to be seen. In light of recent exposure taking something out seems more likely.

      At the end of the day, this should be a major wake up call for Google and having a more regionally distributed system, which of course is what the internet was originally designed to be so that no single point of failure can take down the entire system.

      False economy might make a centralised system look more appealing but a major failure can bring those savings crashing down and turning into a massive cost. Additionally more regionalism designs allow for testing new products, methods et al in smaller markets or even customising to suit particular markets.

      A complete system wide failure certainly puts a black mark on Google's future value.

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  9. NSA rerouting traffic by nbritton · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It was just the NSA patching in their new data center...

    1. Re:NSA rerouting traffic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When this is modded Interesting instead of Funny is when i start to get worried.

    2. Re: NSA rerouting traffic by guttentag · · Score: 1

      It happens when they change something. I was wondering why my cat walked past me twice last night. Have you checked your exits for brick?

    3. Re:NSA rerouting traffic by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      It was just the NSA patching in their new data center...

      But if they lost 40% of 5 minutes worth of web traffic, then that means they may have lost some important terrorist-tracking info.
      Oh the humanity. Maybe now they'll think twice about laying off sysadmins ;-)

  10. NSA deintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    showed their hand with - "Google refused to provide any further information when contacted by Sky News" - secret court order?

    1. Re:NSA deintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tin foil hat time: Weird how two unserious NSA posts appear above mine when mentioning NSA - when's the slashdot outage due?

    2. Re:NSA deintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soon, dude. Stay calm at home, mind your own business. The transition is about to come.

  11. Google isn't part of the internet anymore by Arancaytar · · Score: 5, Funny

    The internet is now part of Google.

    1. Re:Google isn't part of the internet anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS internet...

  12. /. Tagline right now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N)

    some extra text for the capslock filter... even more text for the filter.

  13. Facebook by tuppe666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pro Tip: Rather than Googling 'Facebook' you could use a bookmark, or try www.facebook.com

    Facebook is definitely Googles main threat (when will they release their own search engine). Its why Google are throwing everything behind Google+. I have been astonished how Microsoft/Apple have been prepared to squander their respective advantages by not having a social network, preferring to support Facebook against Google.

    1. Re:Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have been astonished how Microsoft/Apple have been prepared to squander their respective advantages by not having a social network, preferring to support Facebook against Google.

      Probably because they're not fools.

      You know who talks about G+? G+ users. That's about it. The value of a social network is based on the number of people involved, and Google failed hardcore at attracting users. Having blown their load, G+ is about as much of a threat to Facebook as MySpace is.

    2. Re:Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook isn't even in the same league. Googles ads are all over the internet and they administer the second most prevalent operating system. Soon to be first.

      Facebook like buttons track people on sites and they have adds on facebook.com

      Just compare the stock value and realize Google could buy Facebook on a whim if it cared to.

    3. Re:Facebook by Dishevel · · Score: 2
      I am really ok with Google + very slowly and keeping most of the Facebook regulars intimidated and in their own corner of the internet.

      They are posting nothing I want to read.

      Keep Google + small and smart please.

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    4. Re:Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your facts are way out of date. Google+ is now the second most popular social media network, ahead of even Twitter: http://www.burstmedia.com/pdf/burst_media_online_insights_2013_04.pdf

    5. Re:Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, if only Google could completely decide for me who I should talk to and when I should talk to them, my life would be GREAT! Nothing like the comfort of a filter bubble, where you never have to deal with someone you disagree with or someone you don't care about, eh chum?

      Echo chambers are overrated, a favored tool of the weak-minded who prefer to never have their comfort challenged by anything.

      I bet the "small and smart" people you're connected to on G+ don't disagree with you on any issue you consider major, at all, ever. I bet it's a cozy circle jerk of people posting snarky comments about liberals (or conservatives), without the discomfort of ever having to actually interact with one of those "moranic idiots" who would dare to disagree with you and your like-minded compatriots.

      This is the way the world ends
      This is the way the world ends
      This is the way the world ends
      not with a bang, but a whimper.

    6. Re:Facebook by Dishevel · · Score: 1
      Actually. G+ seems to have a bunch of Liberals.

      I am a conservative (More or Less) constitutionalist (More). I seem to be a bit of a minority in the circles I have. That is ok though. You can not change the world by preaching to those with whom you always agree.

      Not sure where you got the whole "I want Google telling me who I can communicate with thing" but I am fairly sure it was not from anything in my post. So I am guessing it came from your head. I do not like Facebook because it is designed to have 300 million people tell me about what item they need in a game. I also do not like the fact that every time they "Improve" their privacy settings everything defaults to "Share everything with Everyone.".

      Google + has a system that I find easy and useful. Letting me control who knows what about me. I like that I can have my phone push all my photos to Google + and know that they are not being shared unless I go and set a certain photo to be shared.

      You go on though. Continue to hate people who do not want to be a part of Facebook. Call us names. Belittle us. Do whatever it takes to make you comfortable in your own skin.

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    7. Re:Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure where you got the whole "I want Google telling me who I can communicate with thing" but I am fairly sure it was not from anything in my post.

      Easy, from the fact that you're admittedly choosing to live in a giant fucking filter. Who built the filter? Google. Their software is happily disconnecting you from the rest of the world, and you don't even notice it because it's so damn comfortable.

      I do not like Facebook because it is designed to have 300 million people tell me about what item they need in a game.

      2007 called, they want their trite facebook complaints back.

      I also do not like the fact that every time they "Improve" their privacy settings everything defaults to "Share everything with Everyone."

      Yeah, because that always happens.

      You're complaining about a system that doesn't work at all like you've described, unless you're a clueless nincompoop who can't manage to click a few buttons with your mouse. And you're extolling the virtues of a system that allows you to further isolate yourself from anybody who might ever disagree with you, and which promises to never let you have to deal with any inconvenient other person you haven't explicitly chosen to view, and who you can mute forever for the price of a right-click.

      Living in a disconnected bubble is not doing you any favors. G+ and Facebook BOTH do this, but your argument to "keep G+ weird," to borrow the phrase of hipster Austinites & Portlandians exposes exactly what's even more wrong with G+: It offers complete, sensory-deprivation-level isolation, and that does nobody any favors.

      Hang up your G+ profile, and your FB profile, and go engage with the real world. It's funny that you pull the "call us names and belittle us" card - because that's exactly what people who isolate themselves from reality do: belittle and denigrate the "other" who doesn't have their superlative taste and distinction. Like you've just done with Facebook users, because they clearly are "too dumb" to participate in your exclusive little club.

      Stop trying to sell us echo chambers as a feature - they polarize and kill civil discourse.

    8. Re:Facebook by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Living in a disconnected bubble is not doing you any favors. G+ and Facebook BOTH do this, but your argument to "keep G+ weird," to borrow the phrase of hipster Austinites & Portlandians exposes exactly what's even more wrong with G+: It offers complete, sensory-deprivation-level isolation, and that does nobody any favors.

      How is it that you can type and still have no ability to read?

      Actually. G+ seems to have a bunch of Liberals. I am a conservative (More or Less) constitutionalist (More). I seem to be a bit of a minority in the circles I have. That is ok though. You can not change the world by preaching to those with whom you always agree.

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    9. Re: Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U mad

    10. Re:Facebook by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Facebook will not do a general search engine. They don't have any advantage over anyone else except with social data and that is pretty worthless for searches.

    11. Re:Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      G+ is gaining a lot of traction via video Hangouts. One example: my daughter said it was far better than Skype for group video chatting with her friends and that once got into that, they started using the other G+ social networking features and were glad they could do all of this away from Facebook, which they find to be just too much at this point.

  14. Didn't notice, I use DuckDuckGo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't notice as, I guess, many of us since we use DuckDuckGo or other sites and don't use Google evil tracking apps either.

    1. Re:Didn't notice, I use DuckDuckGo by philipmather · · Score: 1

      Yeah but I bet duck-duck-go, Bing, Yahoo and everyone else noticed. With no idea of the scale behind it, would duck-duck-go cope if Google went away?

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    2. Re:Didn't notice, I use DuckDuckGo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but I bet duck-duck-go, Bing, Yahoo and everyone else noticed. With no idea of the scale behind it, would duck-duck-go cope if Google went away?

      Well both Yahoo and duck-duck are using Bing, so the question would be what kind of traffic Bing could handle. I guess quite a lot. Not at least since I believe they had hoped to have much more traffic than they have.

    3. Re:Didn't notice, I use DuckDuckGo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought DDG was using Yandex as their backend search database? http://www.yandex.com/

    4. Re:Didn't notice, I use DuckDuckGo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I thought DDG was using Yandex as their backend search database? http://www.yandex.com/

      They list a number of sources, including Bing _and_ Yahoo (which is Bing). I believe I have read that Bing is their main source, but they might be gearing up use of Yandex more now.

  15. So. It has come to this. by martin-boundary · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Chinese hackers just have to hack Google, and 40% of the internet can be down on demand. The original visionaries at DARPA must be rolling in their grave...

    1. Re:So. It has come to this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. Users would learn to route around Google in about 30 minutes maximum.

      I just think it shows how vulnerable Google's business is if they can go completely black.

    2. Re:So. It has come to this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several years ago it took less than 5 minutes to most smart people to dump Altavista as soon as they spoiled their front page with adds.

      Now 30 minutes seems fair to jump off Google's boat.

    3. Re: So. It has come to this. by nbritton · · Score: 2

      The original visionaries at DARPA must be rolling in their grave...

      Not likely, the network is functioning beyond expectations. Hypertext is merely one of many protocols operating on this global network, and in twenty years it may not even be used. IP however, and probably TCP/UDP, will still be used a hundred years from now. Hopefully we'll have migrated to IPv6 by then...

    4. Re:So. It has come to this. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It wasn't 40% of "the internet", it was 40% of internet traffic and the bulk of it would have been YouTube streaming videos. Netflix is also quite a large proportion. No need to panic though, they are just bandwidth heavy protocols, not 40% of every service and website on the internet.

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    5. Re:So. It has come to this. by omnichad · · Score: 2

      For a few minutes this probably put Netflix at 90% of Internet traffic.

    6. Re: So. It has come to this. by kharbour · · Score: 1

      IP however, and probably TCP/UDP, will still be used a hundred years from now.

      That's a very bold statement! Not saying you're wrong, but who knows what networking will look like 100 years from now? Surely networking using quantum entanglement or some other weird physics won't use IP?

    7. Re:So. It has come to this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chinese hackers just have to hack Google

      Yeah, right, "just".

  16. Very likely it is something very simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like a major power transformer failing/catching fire/exploding and causing damage to the primary backup generator.

    Failover at that point can take two minutes or more, depending on how many backup generators you have.

    If the failure occurred at a primary router junction I can see it taking out the router... and the alternate path discovery taking a few minutes to kick in.

    1. Re:Very likely it is something very simple... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Google has so many data centers, that it would take a lot more than an entire facility being offline to black out Google.

  17. Youtube by rroman · · Score: 1

    I think the drop was significantly because of Youtube. It was at night, when most people are just relaxing and everybody today watches YT in HD, which is quite a lot of data per second.

    1. Re:Youtube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of websites use Google Analytics and Doubleclick servers, most of the ads out there are served by Google now, and they almost on every site you visit.

    2. Re:Youtube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      If it was night everywhere at the same time then that could be a reason for it, yes.

    3. Re:Youtube by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

      Score:0?!!
      The most intelligent remark in this thread?

  18. Could've been worse by Sockatume · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine if the NSA servers went down, nothing would be getting through.

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    1. Re:Could've been worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They passively monitor the net, so that wouldn't happen.

    2. Re:Could've been worse by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      They also monitor only a small percentage of 'net traffic, but I thought that it was worth a little inaccuracy for the sake of a joke.

      I was mistaken.

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    3. Re:Could've been worse by lxs · · Score: 1

      The man in the middle
      Went out for a piddle
      And the whole web went suddenly dark.

      It was quite a riddle
      To the man with the fiddle
      All these geeks playing tag in the park.

    4. Re:Could've been worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The man in the middle
      Went out for a piddle
      And the whole web went suddenly dark.

      It was quite a riddle
      To the man with the fiddle
      All these geeks playing tag in the park.

      I met a man upon a stair,
      A little man who was not there.
      He wasn't there again today,
      I think he works for NSA.

  19. Google+ is growing by tuppe666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Probably because they're not fools.

    Except Googe+ is growing, and even though it is in no way eclipsing Facebook. Yahoo was dominant in search; Apple was dominant in smartphones; Hotmail was dominant in internet mail. How is the fact that there is strong player in the market relevant, both Apple and Microsoft could benefit from having their own social network, and Facebook is a threat to both.

    1. Re:Google+ is growing by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2

      A murrain on both their houses. Maybe I'm an antisocial old fart, but I (for one) could not care less if Google and Facebook waste their shareholders' dollars trying to capture the same market.

    2. Re:Google+ is growing by mcvos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As a Google+ user, I definitely don't want Google and Facebook to capture the same market. People are definitely part of the reason why I prefer G+ over Facebook.

    3. Re:Google+ is growing by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1, Troll

      Dear god, can you imagine a Microsoft social network... Presumably all new sign-ups would be auto-friended to Clipit.

      Apple's would just be some kind of hybrid prison/sandpit.

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    4. Re:Google+ is growing by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      As a Google+ user, I definitely don't want Google and Facebook to capture the same market. People are definitely part of the reason why I prefer G+ over Facebook.

      You may wish to "explain" this, for my old, cranky, mid-30's, anti-social pov, which sees both full of narcissistic trash.

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    5. Re:Google+ is growing by khallow · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Apple's would just be some kind of hybrid prison/sandpit.

      But do you get an official Hutt sendoff?

    6. Re:Google+ is growing by mcvos · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Facebook seems to revolve a lot around resharing vague funny images. G+ is more about real discussion. Resharing images does happen on occasion, but not to the point where it becomes tedious. In the early days of G+, there was such an image listing the most talked about person on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. They were some pop star, some other pop star, and Albert Einstein, respectively.

      Call it elitist if you like, but I vastly prefer the topics of discussion on G+ over those on Facebook.

    7. Re:Google+ is growing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is not the result of the social network you use. It is the result of you choosing to only let in your circle people with whom you want a certain kind of conversation.

    8. Re:Google+ is growing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was Yahoo dominant in search? I don't think there was anything important between Altavista and Google.

    9. Re:Google+ is growing by Gavagai80 · · Score: 0

      Facebook is about sharing ignorable static images with stupid captions, while G+ is about sharing huge obnoxious animated GIFs. The what's hot stream is usually like half animated GIFs.

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    10. Re:Google+ is growing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or that 50% of G+ users are programmers, web developers, engineers, or scientists.

    11. Re:Google+ is growing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Google+ is only growing because google is tricking/forcing people onto it. Friend of mine accidentally got g+ when Youtube popped up some bullshit thing as he went to comment. When he found out, he killed it, only to lose all of his videos, subscribers, etc. Google is so desperate for numbers to throw up for people to drool at, they are trying to force people who don't want to be on their social bullshit network to do so.

       

    12. Re:Google+ is growing by middlehead · · Score: 1

      Yahoo was dominant in email. Yahoo is still dominant in email. Despite all the press gmail and outlook get, Yahoo his still the biggest email service in the US.

    13. Re:Google+ is growing by bberens · · Score: 1

      AKA: people with money. AKA: People you want to advertise to.

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    14. Re:Google+ is growing by memeplex · · Score: 1

      It's all who your friends are, of course. My FB friends are my real friends, and they're writers, artists, business-owners, musicians, tech people, and some family. We have quite interesting discussions and share stuff we're all interested in. If you collect random idiot as FB friends, then you get swamped with pets, food, and pseudo-inspirational bullshit.

    15. Re:Google+ is growing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How much of that growth is due to authentic interest in Google+, rather than google forcing Google+ on everyone who signs up for Gmail, or the Google Play app store?

    16. Re:Google+ is growing by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      How do you measure growing? Sure, I have an account. Because I did it to get gmail to stop nagging me. I [i]never[/i] use it, and have no plans to.

      If anything I'm wasting resources for G+!

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    17. Re:Google+ is growing by DCFusor · · Score: 2

      Have to agree mcvos. What most people don't realize is that the smart folks on G+ rarely appear in public - they mostly hangout in private, rarely post to "the stream", and mainly use the free video conference service. For example, as a retired consultant, I often mentor people there - and I don't bother with the usual drunken reprobates in most public hangouts. Most of us don't even read our "feeds" at all. That's not how "you hold it right". Once you have a few quality people as contacts, and do a little sharing with them - and their quality contacts, G+ becomes this vast network of networks (sound familiar?) that is in fact not trying to be as public and "likey" as possible, like FB, but actually a bit exclusionary. Any other old fart ought to "get it". Far higher quality exists there - admittedly in less quantity than FB. What did you expect? The distribution of the real winners in the world looks like that too.

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    18. Re:Google+ is growing by mcvos · · Score: 1

      My FB friends are mostly former co-workers and family. My G+ circles contain mostly people with similar interests.

      But for the most part, the people who are on Facebook really are not on G+ at all, and the people on G+, well, they do have a FB account, but they hate it. If I want to interact with strangers with similar interests, I need to be on G+. On FB, I get swamped with friend requests from people I know in real life, but don't really share all that many interests with.

      Mostly, though, G+ is a heaven for RPG fans. Many roleplayers consider it better for sharing RPG ideas than any RPG forum out there.

    19. Re:Google+ is growing by bjwest · · Score: 1

      ... Apple and Microsoft could benefit from having their own social network, and Facebook is a threat to both.

      A MS and/or Apple social network will be nothing less than a niche market full of MS and Apple fanboys socializing about how great their favourite brand is.

      Facebook is a threat to neither, unless there's a FacebookOS and/or office suite out there somewhere I don't know about. Facebook probably has the talent to give Google a run for it's money in the search department, but can do nothing to MS and very little to Apple unless they buy Blackberry or something and compete against the iOS devices. Thinking about it, that may not be such a bad investment for them. There are plenty of Facebook sheeple out there that would give their first born for a Facebook branded device. They'd probably be a small ping on Apples radar, but unless they purchase a company with a mobile OS, or create their own, they'd do nothing to Google in that market.

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    20. Re:Google+ is growing by cusco · · Score: 1

      People forget that the MS/Hotmail chat rooms and forums predated most of the other service (except GeoCities) and had a huge user base in their day. Since they were completely unable to make any money off the investment in those services I suspect that MS doesn't have a lot of incentive to repeat that experiment.

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    21. Re:Google+ is growing by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Yahoo was dominant in search; Apple was dominant in smartphones; Hotmail was dominant in internet mail.

      None of these have the same "network effects" as a social network. I don't care if my friends and I use different search engines, or smartphones. You know what does have a network effect? Auctions. Buyers want lots of sellers and sellers want lots of buyers, so ebay's domination of auctions has grown stronger and stronger. Facebook is not another Yahoo!, it is another ebay.

    22. Re:Google+ is growing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I wanted intellectual discussion that can easily be found on Linkedin. G+ is a ghost town, but I guess the experience is completely dependent on your social circles. I also love the stockholme syndrome from facebook users. Bitching about the interface changes is a pass time for them.

    23. Re: Google+ is growing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or your friend is an idiot for not reading before clicking. Every now and then google tries to tie my google account to ny YouTube account and use my real name, etc. I deny them everytime.

      It's about akin do downloading some Downloader.exe instead of the file that has a small download link surrounded by ad images that say "Download Now"

    24. Re:Google+ is growing by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Albert Einstein is too mainstream... if Google+ were really great, they'd have been talking about Tesla or someone!

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    25. Re:Google+ is growing by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Albert Einstein is too mainstream... if Google+ were really great, they'd have been talking about Tesla or someone!

      You're in luck. Over the past half year or so, Tesla seems to have surpassed Einstein. There's a bunch of big Tesla fans there.

    26. Re:Google+ is growing by mcvos · · Score: 1

      G+ is a ghost town,

      I hear that a lot from people who don't use G+. You might want to ask the people who actually do use G+.

      If I wanted intellectual discussion that can easily be found on Linkedin.

      Really? Linkedin is one of the lousiest discussion platforms around. Yes, there's some discussion there, but it just doesn't compare.

    27. Re:Google+ is growing by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      That's a good and fair response, and covers a fair bit in itself.

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    28. Re:Google+ is growing by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      Yes, thank the lord one never sees any narcissism here on /., the home of internet humility.

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    29. Re:Google+ is growing by supervico · · Score: 1

      That's why when they really build out Elysium, the underbelly will have a logo similar to the "Like" button but with the middle finger sticking out, and it will be in blue, red, yellow, and green

    30. Re:Google+ is growing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google+ still has a significant number of people, even if it is a vast minority. But Google+ provides Google the ability to probe user data more deeply (since people are logged in more offten during searches) and also lets them refine searches a little more (since people may place hash tags on content they share, thus creating a feedback loop for viable searches).

  20. How much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much of this was ads? Youtube? jQuery?

    Come on people, this is why you just sync the copy of jquery you have in a cron job, not rely on the third party hosted.

    1. Re:How much? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Wha? Why would you sync jQuery instead of downloading it once? Don't you compatibility test with new versions of jQuery before deploying it?

  21. Outlook out for 3 Days by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    If Google stopped working, I wouldn't suffer very much, I think. (When Gmail crashes, I think that for gmail users this is another issue... but I use alternative email).

    http://www.theverge.com/2013/8/17/4631622/microsoft-apologies-for-outlook-and-activesync-downtime-says-error Your email could be out three days not one minute.

    1. Re:Outlook out for 3 Days by cyssero · · Score: 1

      To Microsoft's credit, they publish reasonably interesting root-cause-analysis after each significant failure, where as Google seem to have a canned response (so far). Their response to the Outlook.com outage and their response to the recent Azure outage caused by an expired SSL certificate.

  22. Not that big of a deal. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The short duration exaggerates the issue. If Google were to go away for a day or a week, most everyone would switch to some other service like Bing, etc. But when it goes down for just a few minutes people don't even have time to figure out that google is the problem itself rather than a hiccup in their internet connection. Most people will just hit reload a couple of times, curse, check their phone for text messages and by then everything has recovered and they quickly forget that there even was a problem.

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    1. Re:Not that big of a deal. by kannibal_klown · · Score: 2

      ^^THIS^^

      The first few minutes of a RARE outage for me, even a single site, I often assume it might be a hiccup with my connection.

      In which case I either let my PC sit for a couple of minutes (or reboot) while I grab a glass of water.

      If everything is working by the time I get back, then cool. If not then I start to investigate and act accordingly. My PC? My connection? The DNS I'm using? This site's service provider? etc.

      However it's quite rare that I have an ISP issue or one of the sites I traffic often has an issue let alone one that lasts more than a couple of minutes.

    2. Re:Not that big of a deal. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I didn't even know there WAS an outage until I read about it here. Apparently there were a few minutes when I wasn't googling anything.

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    3. Re:Not that big of a deal. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      The first few minutes of a RARE outage for me, even a single site, I often assume it might be a hiccup with my connection. In which case I either let my PC sit for a couple of minutes (or reboot) while I grab a glass of water.

      Reboot? Seriously?

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    4. Re:Not that big of a deal. by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      The first few minutes of a RARE outage for me, even a single site, I often assume it might be a hiccup with my connection.
      In which case I either let my PC sit for a couple of minutes (or reboot) while I grab a glass of water.

      Reboot? Seriously?

      I tend to run my machines non-stop for weeks on end. So if I'm having an odd performance / connectivity issue and I'm going to go get a glass of water anyway then I might as well use that time to reboot unless I have something important running.

      Between an SSD drive and decent all-around kit, it's usually done rebooting before I've even filled my glass with water.

    5. Re:Not that big of a deal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather run my own webcrawler than use bing

  23. Fake numbers by longk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    40% did NOT drop. 40% measured by this one stats agency dropped. They don't measure Bittorrent, Usenet, Netflix or other bandwidth eaters. The real number is likely to be much much lower.

    1. Re:Fake numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Most likely they use google analytics to mearue the bandwidth ;)

    2. Re:Fake numbers by jkflying · · Score: 1

      Yup... see here.

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    3. Re:Fake numbers by Tom · · Score: 1

      Especially since web traffic is a comparatively small part of overall Internet traffic these days. Yes, I used to work for an ISP and I had numbers broken down by port and protocol in front of me. It's been two years, but I don't think anything dramatic has changed.

      So, if it's 40% of web traffic, that translates to somewhere around 5-10% of total traffic. Still massive for one company.

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    4. Re:Fake numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Internet exchanges generally don't handle Google traffic.

      You're pointing to a railway line and saying 'I don't see any traffic jam there!'

  24. So bittorent is not that high in % by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people (copyright holder , ISP) pretended bittorent was swamping them with more than 75% traffic being bittorent... But if traffic fell 40% with google outage, and there is anyway other type of traffic, then bittorent cannot be that high in volume.

    1. Re:So bittorent is not that high in % by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      Some people (copyright holder , ISP) pretended bittorent was swamping them with more than 75% traffic being bittorent... But if traffic fell 40% with google outage, and there is anyway other type of traffic, then bittorent cannot be that high in volume.

      these asshats didn't look at the backbone statistics.. just page refreshes on pages which didn't load due to relying on google scripts!

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  25. NSA Wiretap installed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    NSA installed one of it's man.in.the.middle data centers perhaps.

    1. Re:NSA Wiretap installed by jafiwam · · Score: 4, Funny

      NSA installed one of it's man.in.the.middle data centers perhaps.

      Yup. Microsoft had their man-in-the-middle stuff form the NSA installed last week, causing their outage of cloud and email services.

      Either that, or there's a glitch in the Matrix and we'll have to climb down the main wet-wall rather than the fire escape.

    2. Re:NSA Wiretap installed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure it wasn't Apple?

    3. Re:NSA Wiretap installed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would imagine the NSA could install their equipment more stealthily.

    4. Re:NSA Wiretap installed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      since Snowden is on temporary hiatus... tech support is suffering.

    5. Re:NSA Wiretap installed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mocking aside, one of the recent leaks was NSA installing an intercept server at an ISP.
      Given Google would be bitching to Obama right now, since they promised nobody would find out and since another leaks shows them trying for the keys needed for https intercepts, a man in the middle server would let them stop using prism for Google, thus saving google face while continuing NSA surveillance.

      Basically if there's a network fault, Occam razor suggests NSA since NSA has installed servers everywhere and is trying to sack 90% of the people maintaining them. Plus they're lying evil law breaking shits.

    6. Re:NSA Wiretap installed by davester666 · · Score: 2

      Nothing so sinister.

      Some guy tripped over their cable to the internet and it became unplugged.

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    7. Re: NSA Wiretap installed by nbritton · · Score: 1

      I would imagine the NSA could install their equipment more stealthily.

      If you recall, the NSA was planning to cut 90% of their system administrator positions in the wake of Snowden. Abandon all hope, ye who fucks with root.

    8. Re:NSA Wiretap installed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously that is the correct answer.

    9. Re:NSA Wiretap installed by kmoser · · Score: 1
  26. Yandex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.yandex.com/

    The Russian alternative to Google. Could make a good disaster recovery backup, and only the KGB would then have your search results and Yandex.com emails. ;-)

    1. Re:Yandex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called FSB nowdays.

  27. mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typing URLs in the search bar works. That's all that matters. The one downside is an extra click, which is obviously bothering GP much more than it is bothering GP's parents: i.e., not at all.

  28. Needs a decentralised alternative by Jesrad · · Score: 2

    We (as in, we users of the Internet) should not be so reliant on a single entity's web services, just as we (as computer users) are not reliant on a single entity's OS. Guess what, you can participate in a decentralised web search engine right away, with project YaCy, by running a node on your computer(s). There are very few nodes at the moment given the potential, and the search will only get better as more people join.

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    1. Re:Needs a decentralised alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Jesrad is right. Rely on one or just a few sources has proven to be very dumb, remember the "too big to fail" crap the US banking system and market shoved on the people. We got screwed, not them. Internet services are too important and becoming more important each year. So here we go again, we have been creating another "too big to fail" business. The outage should be a warning shot. Put all your important email and perhaps "cloud" stuff with one company and it will get lost or services will go down at some point, usually at the worst time.

  29. Switch to new NSA data center in Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Occurred during maintenance window. 5 minutes is acceptable. Good job.

  30. No comments from Google. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..an NSA analyst must have done a wildcard query :)

  31. Type Google into Google by MrIlios · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when you type Google into Google... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqxLmLUT-qc - YouTube - IT Crowd)

  32. So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chinese hackers just have to hack Google, and 40% of the internet can be down on demand.
    RE : http://hilearsivlerim.blogspot.com

  33. Actually, Tragically Funny == Informative by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just a note for those who don't mod frequently and might wonder about the actual utility of this post for /.ers.

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  34. How does google account for 40% of traffic?! by Seumas · · Score: 2

    Something I haven't seen explained in the couple articles I've read on this is why all google services going out would account for 40% of all internet traffic. Am I supposed to believe that at any given moment, 40% of all internet traffic is consumed by gmail, youtube, and web searches? And out of that, how much of the traffic was accounted for by youtube? That is the ONLY seemingly viable element that could really contribute that much, because of the sheer amount of data each transaction with youtube consumes. I mean, doesn't Netflix consume something like 35% of all data traffic at night? So if Netflix went out for five minutes, you could probably say "Netflix outage causes 35% of internet usage to drop" . . .

    Rather than telling us how much data usage changed (or if you do, at least break it down for us), isn't a much more relevant statistic one of what percentage page requests/transactions dropped during those two minutes?

    It's jumping to irrational conclusions for people to go around saying "oh noes, at least 40% of the internet is dependent on Google to remain up!"

    1. Re:How does google account for 40% of traffic?! by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      No, but 40% of all traffic is found using Google search reasonable.
      Without Google search I am stuck only using the websites that I use everyday, facebook/slachdot.

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    2. Re:How does google account for 40% of traffic?! by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

      Why would you not assume that it is? Are you a yahoo fanboi?

      I don't think some news reporter just said "Hey Google is down, that means...ummm...40% of internet traffic is down". There are other experts in the field (i.e. not you) that who are aware of how much traffic is funnelled through a Google server at some point who made the statement. There is no need for some exhaustive expose, this is not really that important a story.

      I don't think they need to prove it to people like you. I mean you can go on being acting incredulous that Google could have so much influence on internet traffic but I mean its been over 15 years since most people started off an internet browsing session from a Google search screen and services like gmail and youtube are huge.

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    3. Re:How does google account for 40% of traffic?! by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Someone sure got pissy and I suppose that clearly indicates who the fanboy is, here.

      I don't know how much clearer I can make my question. There is a world of difference between "40% of internet data transmission" and "40% of internet traffic/pages served/whatever". It can mean the difference between a video on youtube and a wikipedia article having the same weight because they are both a request that is fulfilled or... a youtube video equalling a million wikipedia pages being served.

      All of the articles about the incident say things like "two minute google outage halts 40% of internet traffic". That's incredibly non-specific and quite misleading. It gives people the impression that, say, a backbone went out and suddenly a whole chunk of the internet stopped functioning, when the truth is that just a service or two stopped functioning for a couple minutes. So what, google went out -- did Wikipedia stop serving pages? Did slashdot? Did Netflix?

      And who says there is anything to prove? Why are you so defensive? I was simply saying that it would be important for them to put more emphasis on what "40% of traffic" meant, instead of the hyperbole people are spouting in articles, making it sound like google practically shut down the internet and that they are some pivotal piece without which everything non-google would cease to function.

      So let's go back to both the point I was making and the think you clearly don't understand, from your final two sentences:

      Do you really think that 40% of all traffic (as in, transmitted data, which I think is the actual statistic here rather than protocol requests, which is more *important*) at any given moment is from youtube, gmail, and people performing searches on google? Seriously? If so, when the hell do people actually spend time *consuming* the content they are searching for?

      First of all, gmail does not account for that significant of an amount of data transmission compared to the whole of the internet. Second, neither do google searches which return text-only results. Also, not all searches are performed on Google. So if you factor in all the other search engines out there, what -- are you suggesting that 50% of all web traffic (or all people, or all queries -- whatever) are searches? Wha...???

      Second of all, Youtube accounts for 17% of traffic (data). So the other 23% is all email and the chronic google searchers who can't seem to drag themselves away from google search long enough to actually read/watch the content they click on?

      Third of all, presuming almost all the traffic (data) is Youtube with a nice chunk being searches and gmail, that does not in any way whatsoever "break the internet" like everyone has been trying to spread fear of the last day or two with their "oh no, the internet is too dependent on Google and their outage killed 40% of the net!" bullshit. . . so what? Then the actual story is simply "google has outage". Tough shit. So what?

      Netflix accounts for 35% of internet traffic. If Netflix has an outage, that means Netflix "halts" or "takes out" 35% of the internet for however long its outage is. Which means jack fucking shit -- because the rest of the internet still functions. Just not Netflix.

      Sorry this got so fucking wordy, but christ, I guess I have to draw diagrams to re-explain everything.

    4. Re:How does google account for 40% of traffic?! by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I find that, occurring in a two minute period, to be highly unlikely. In a two minute period, most people are probably on the same page or site that they clicked on from their search.

    5. Re:How does google account for 40% of traffic?! by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      You think that in no one 2 minute period that anyone in the world uses Google to search for new web pages?
      That is a whole new level of stupid.

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  35. That reminds me by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 3, Funny

    The past participle of google is googled.
    What is the p.p. of bing? bung?

    1. Re:That reminds me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Binged.

      Like in "Binge drinking". After a while you happen to click on a malicious link through it, and your computer goes into a coma.

      Then you start drinking and also go into a coma.

      Months later, the cops break into your home to investigate the nasty smell and the excessive electricity bill...

    2. Re:That reminds me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the same problem with DuckDuckGo. I've been saying "DuckDuckWent" for the preterite and "DuckDuckGone" for the perfect participle.

    3. Re:That reminds me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      binged.
      Almost all new verbs are regular.

    4. Re:That reminds me by WhiteEagle1980 · · Score: 3, Funny

      With sing it's sang, so maybe it's bang. "I couldn't google anything on my girlfriend, but I bang her every so often."

    5. Re:That reminds me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Bungled" sounds appropriate to me.

    6. Re:That reminds me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bong?

  36. I've posted this before... by unwesen · · Score: 2

    ... I will post it again. This relates to the page views GoSquared measures, NOT to the entire internet.

    GoSquared self-describes as "trusted by 30,000 businesses", which is not a small number, but also doesn't really compare to the number of businesses with websites out there. http://www.whois.sc/internet-statistics/ says there are about 150 mio domains (in the most popular gTLDs). Assuming domains is a decent measure for websites (which it isn't, but let's go with that for now), at best GoSquared measures 0.02% of the internet.

    That means, we only know that 0.02% of 40% was affected, which is some 0.8% of the total internet.

    But wait, we're talking page views, not websites. http://www.worldwidewebsize.com/ estimates 3.76 billion pages (indexed, not existing). If we assume those 3.76 billion pages are spread evenly across those 150 mio domains, we have some 25 pages per domain.

    It now depends on the type of businesses GoSquared represents: are they SMEs (often with no more than 1-5 pages on their domain) or large businesses (often with hundreds of pages)? With 30,000 customers, my guess would be that they represent more SMEs than large businesses, meaning the total number of pages they represent is actually less than 30,000 x 25. Which also means the 0.8% percentage of total page views would drop even further.

    Lastly, page views does not mean traffic. Traffic is mostly generated from streaming media these days, not pages.

    All the numbers to be taken with a grain of salt, of course, but they still seem to be in a better range than the ones GoSquared published. Never trust statistics you didn't forge yourself.

    1. Re:I've posted this before... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Bingo. Who gives a shit that a bunch of youtube videos weren't able to play for two minutes? Now, if 40% of all protocol requests on the internet ceased functioning because of a google outage, that would be a huge fucking deal. An HD youtube video could account for tens or even hundreds of thousands of non-video-streaming requests being served throughout the internet. This "40%" thing is only relevant insofar as "look how much bandwidth google uses!" rather than "look how much of the internet is dependent on google's existing absolutely every minute of the day".

  37. this is important only for google. by nimbius · · Score: 1

    viable alternatives for nearly every google service exist today, so a 5 minute full-scale service outage is only relevant if you're a manager at google. since the internet is self-healing and completely capable of routing around most damage, google is moreso a clearing house for consumer trust than anything else. 15 minutes, 20 minutes, 30 minutes, or more and google would lose customers, which to them is far more important as a publically traded corproration than any web service they offer. googles controversial move of silence after an outage when considered in the context of the corporation as citizen is disconcerting as well. Our friends, as google would like to refer to themselves, wouldnt refuse to confide in us after an outage or problem. If anything it shows a shift from the pre-ipo to post-ipo days has indeed taken hold among other such revelations as the redaction of 20% time. STFU is an Adobe, Apple, or Redmond approach the market tends to regard as acceptabe but one that consumers do not tolerate.

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  38. Who run Barter Town by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Master Blaster runs Barter Town.

  39. I can explain it... by Lumpy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Windows Server 2012 upgrades on all their servers...

    What? Windows is so good I am certain that Google runs windows.... The MS guys here cant be lying to me.

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    1. Re:I can explain it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't Slashdotters embarrassed at such strained attempts at smearing Windows?

    2. Re:I can explain it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope because MS smears it's self. Only a complete idiot would use MS as a server OS.

  40. Re: How many people don't know a 2nd search engine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If everyone had to go elsewhere for search, could those sites handle the sudden increase in load?

  41. Not just about the front end (search) by taikedz · · Score: 2

    Search is the least of the internet's traffic. Analytics and advertising are working in the back end. YouTube is streamingmassive amounts of data. Google's spiders are crwaling all over. Some small to medium businesses are using Google apps to drive all their comms. Maps are being served the woltd over Goodness knows what else. Remember: Google is out to organize ALL information. Not just your searches.

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    1. Re: Not just about the front end (search) by taikedz · · Score: 1

      // sent from an android device. apologies for typos and akward typing

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  42. Run To The Hills!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Run For Your Life!!!!

  43. Past of b-ing is b-came by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is all in how you pronounce the "b".

  44. buffer overrun by mschaffer · · Score: 2

    It's probably just a buffer overrun on the Prism-Google interface.

    1. Re:buffer overrun by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      It's probably just a buffer overrun on the Prism-Google interface.

      So whose exploit took advantage of that?
      Romanian mafia or Byelorussian mafia?

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  45. Re:Duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Recent?

    They've always been an ad company.

  46. not reliance by phil42 · · Score: 0

    it isn't "reliance on Google.com" that causes this. google has insinuated itself into very very many http transactions in such a way that the transactions do not complete if google is offline.

  47. Netflix by WhiteEagle1980 · · Score: 1

    Earlier Slashdot posted that Netflix accounts for 1/3 of all bandwith on the internet. So if Google had owned Netlix, does that mean only about 27% of internet activity would've remained? Or are we talking about page views alone with the Google outage?

  48. A Jedi writes by maroberts · · Score: 1

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of people were suddenly cut of from searching for porn. I fear something terrible has happened,

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  49. Size isn't everything by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    Yahoo was dominant in email. Yahoo is still dominant in email. Despite all the press gmail and outlook get, Yahoo his still the biggest email service in the US.

    Yahoo! Mail had 281 million (December 2012) while 420 million (18 February 2013) and gmail 425 million (June 2012. Those are the figures from wikipedia which place Yahoo! a behind the main players. The figures are worldwide. I am not sure why I should care about US only figures...its a small market, or why the results should be vastly different.

    1. Re:Size isn't everything by cusco · · Score: 1

      And how many of those Yahoo accounts are actually active? I try to remember to check mine every year or so, just in case one of the people who had that account have lost my Live or Gmail account info and wanted to get hold of me, but I haven't actually done anything with it since they shut down GeoCities.

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  50. Zmap anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone @ Google was testing Zmap. Found it lacking :)

  51. You know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    During that time my browsing was bliss, fast fast fast, then it slowed down when Google started working again. Google is bad for the Internet, bad for the world and bad for you and I.

  52. NSA nightly download by boogahboogah · · Score: 1

    The NSA asked for a full data dump. Google, the good citizen that it is, promptly dumped all data to the NSA channel. They won't talk about it because they are prevented from doing so by the 'communist act' (originally labeled the 'patriot act', a misnomer if there ever was one...)

  53. Bing by Frankie70 · · Score: 1

    Did Bing or YahooBing see an increase in traffic when google went down? If yes, how much? Will anyone who used Bing when Google went down think of sticking with Bing or atlease use Bing occasionally?

  54. Startpage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why I use startpage.

  55. Google is international by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So all datacenters, everywhere, went down at the same time with no failover and no recovery plan? Even Netflix does better than that.

  56. Covert Operation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a inside convert operation going on between Google and the Obama administration.

  57. South Park reference: Over Logging? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    > Search to Gmail to YouTube to Google Drive went down for between one and five minutes last night

    In 1993 most people did not know what the internet was. Now one prominent search engine goes down for a few minutes, and it is considered news worthy.

    Maybe people should learn from the experience and stop "over-logging on", because they may be unprepared as a result if the Internet is lost permanently. We need to stop browsing pointlessly, to only use it when truly necessary and to only view porn twice a day... max.

  58. 2nd major cloud failure in a week by peter303 · · Score: 1

    MicroSoft outlook.com was down much of last Wednesday. Netflix fails periodically too.

    Doesnt really matter what the causes are- power failure, hardware, software, or black-hacking. Uptime seems tobe the weekest part of these super clouds.

  59. Not just search by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    I'd probably be more bothered by Google Drive going down than Google Search.

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  60. i like Youtube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Youtube and Hulu are the only places where i can watch some old cartoons. Hollywood hasn't released some old cartoons form the 1980s and 1990s onto DVD yet.

  61. So go to the source by PPH · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised the NSA doesn't have a search page up by now.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  62. Most likely DNS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would guess the most likely causes of the decrease in traffic are 1) the sheer amount of data transferred by Youtube and 2) if ALL Google services went down, that probably included their DNS servers, which are used by countless organizations. In those cases, Google going down would effectively take down the entire internet for them.

  63. total outage? by funkboy · · Score: 1

    sounds like the zone file for google.com broke, or some other DNS-related outage.

  64. 40% drop in internet traffic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how much of the traffic drop was actually due to users versus the amount of traffic Google
    generates with their tracking information retrieval?

  65. And Proud of It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A very close friend who is an analog vintage circuitry systems genious has never been to Wal-mart for any reason and is so proud of that fact.. and while I'm on this tout, I will proudly exclaim, I have never googled anything except on my friend's computer, he swears by it!

  66. AOL FLoppy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They booted their servers from a re-used AOL floppy, so no wonder they had problems. Same thing happened at Three Mile Island.

  67. Google at 49% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a monopoly.

  68. Stuff happens by Stan92057 · · Score: 0

    Shit happens, details at 6

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    Jack of all trades,master of none
  69. "The reason for the outage is not yet known, " by lee+n.+field · · Score: 0

    "The reason for the outage is not yet known, "

    That's when they patched in the NSA's new tap.

  70. Janitor needed to plug the vacuum cleaner. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's it.

    1. Re: Janitor needed to plug the vacuum cleaner. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only Verizon has that issue and the janitor was sacked.

  71. Psy vs. Spy by tepples · · Score: 1

    This seems very much like a core psy vs spy configuration change

    You just made me think of the characters from a Mad comic strip doing Gangnam Style.

  72. Hint: It rhymes with "fuck fuck no" by tepples · · Score: 1

    Without Google search I am stuck only using the websites that I use everyday, facebook/slachdot.

    Am I limited when Google goes down? Fuck fuck no. All I really lose is YouTube.

  73. Make it MiO by tepples · · Score: 1

    whois.sc says there are about 150 mio domains

    Why would grown-up Kool-Aid need 150 domains?

    More seriously, how did "mio" come to be an abbreviation for "million"?

  74. Can't spell NZAU without ZA by tepples · · Score: 1

    I live in South Africa. Our main bottleneck is international bandwidth

    Now I understand. Thank you for explaining. Next time we discuss this, "South Africa is like Australia or New Zealand used to be" might help others understand your edge case quicker.

    1. Re:Can't spell NZAU without ZA by jkflying · · Score: 1

      The speed that new links are coming online at the moment is pretty crazy. Our international bandwidth is set to increase by 3x - 10x by the end of next year.

      I suspect that soon the local backbone will be our bottleneck. It can already be an issue with ADSL ports being full or exchanges being saturated in certain areas.

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      Help I am stuck in a signature factory!
  75. .. cooks my food .does my dishes.. by doccus · · Score: 1

    Is there anything Google does not do? HAndles your email, searches the web for you,stores your files searches your desktop, and displays all the "Free news videos" on YT.. you know, all the videos slamming global monoliths that handle your email, search the web for you, store your files searches your desktop, and displays all the "Freedom news videos" I expect that before Google starts mowing my lawn with driverless mowers, cutting my hair with mindless hairstylists (oh we already have those) and doing my job for me so I can just go home and surf the net wnd watch videos (courtesy of Google) they may have to get rid of all those pesky anti-monopoly videos..

  76. Just a thought.. by doccus · · Score: 1

    Could it be a test for the big unexpected solar flare they're expecting the second week in October?

  77. Too big to Fail? by FreedomFirstThenPeac · · Score: 1

    Has Google crossed the threshold where the government(s) need to either break it up or impose extraordinary controls? That is the theory behind trust-busting and the attempts to keep banks from growing too large, because if they fail, they can take the economy with them. Grow too big to fail, and suddenly you can no longer operate as if you are in a free market environment.

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    "There is no god but allah" - well, they got it half right.
  78. Just Kidding! by Tannasgh · · Score: 1

    Brings to mind Johnny from the first "Airplane" as he plugs back in the runway approach lights..."juuust kidding!"

  79. Who's Google by rhalstead · · Score: 1

    There are much safer alternatives than Google.

  80. So What, or Who cares by rhalstead · · Score: 1

    I use none of these sites and wouldn't miss them.