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New Real Life Laser-Rifle Cuts Through Metal Like a Blowtorch

dryriver writes "We've seen real laser guns before pulling off tricks like starting small fires, or popping black balloons. That's cool, sure, but it's got nothing—on this handheld laser rifle. Developed by TWI this laser-cutter was initially designed for use by robots, but a few recent tweaks including a pistol-grip and a trigger made it into a human-sized rifle. It is designed specifically with nuclear decommission in mind, specifically chopping up huge pieces of metal infrastructure into bite-sized bits that are easily disposed of. And while it's definitely suited for that, it has some short-comings compared typical rifles. That range is pretty low, for instance, and it's not exactly mobile."

143 comments

  1. of course it isn't mobile by peragrin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    WE don't have high energy portable power sources.

    We really need to figure out an iron many style reactor to power the next generation of cool toys that we can dream but not really use.

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    1. Re:of course it isn't mobile by TeknoHog · · Score: 4, Funny

      WE don't have high energy portable power sources.

      We really need to figure out an iron many style reactor to power the next generation of cool toys that we can dream but not really use.

      Also, it should be able to operate in frickin' saltwater. In fact, the frickin' buoyancy might even help with the frickin' portability.

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    2. Re: of course it isn't mobile by pollarda · · Score: 4, Informative

      This isn't very impressive. If it isn't mobile, then it is like any other cutting solution. Of course, if you want to see something really impressive for cutting metals, Petrogen is the way to go. It is an oxy-gasoline cutting torch and can cut up to 14 inches of steel at once. Be sure to check out their videos. Super impressive.

    3. Re:of course it isn't mobile by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Jarvis and the reactor were the two most under-rated bits of tech Tony put together.

      The reactor would have ended war.

      But Jarvis... a real AI? That's far beyond anything else we've ever built.

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    4. Re:of course it isn't mobile by Subm · · Score: 5, Funny

      "You're going to need a bigger shark."

    5. Re: of course it isn't mobile by KiloByte · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This isn't very impressive.

      What I find more impressive is that they somehow made a laser rifle. I wonder what does it do: shoot a helical beam like those in some games?

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    6. Re: of course it isn't mobile by Ferzerp · · Score: 2

      It emits a circularly polarized beam of light of course!

    7. Re: of course it isn't mobile by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well there has to be a reason why this is marketed just for nuke waste.

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    8. Re: of course it isn't mobile by pollarda · · Score: 2

      Perhaps it is for use by Duke Nukem....

    9. Re: of course it isn't mobile by blincoln · · Score: 2

      What would you suggest calling it instead of a "laser rifle"? A "laser musket"? "Smoothbore laser long-gun"?

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    10. Re:of course it isn't mobile by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      I see where you're going with this.

    11. Re: of course it isn't mobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't see any light... this must be either an IR or UV laser.
      Next question would be: is the laser housed in the "rifle" ?

    12. Re: of course it isn't mobile by EdZ · · Score: 4, Funny

      With the scattering from the air blast, I propose "laser boomstick".

    13. Re:of course it isn't mobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We Need Bigger FUCKING GUNS!

    14. Re: of course it isn't mobile by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Funny

      I didn't see any light...

      I would advise not to look at it with the other eye then.

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    15. Re:of course it isn't mobile by godrik · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, how much power does it need to operate? There must be some energy cost per time unit. But I could not figure it out.

    16. Re:of course it isn't mobile by fa2k · · Score: 1

      Maybe now that there's a demonstrable military use we will finally see some breakthroughs in the energy storage business. [don't really think it's that bad, but it had to be said]

    17. Re: of course it isn't mobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The interesting thing with laser beams. Unless they are aimed at your eye you don't actually see the beam regardless of color.

      Any matter that could reflect the light is vaporized very quickly.

    18. Re:of course it isn't mobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WE don't have high energy portable power sources.

      We really need to figure out an iron many style reactor to power the next generation of cool toys that we can dream but not really use.

      Also, it should be able to operate in frickin' saltwater. In fact, the frickin' buoyancy might even help with the frickin' portability.

      I'm not worried about carrying around the device. I'm worried about carrying around the 1" solid steel plate this device is using as shielding (so you don't cut what is unintended.

    19. Re: of course it isn't mobile by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      It also has some kind of blower to blow the melting stuff out of the way.

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    20. Re:of course it isn't mobile by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      what do you call "high energy"? we have 3.5 kW generators that weigh less than 50 lbs. Imagine charging cycle of twenty seconds followed by firing for one second....

    21. Re: of course it isn't mobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you are in a particularly clean room, you start seeing scattering of intense beams off of air and any particular matter, regardless of how fast they vaporize. If anything, dust makes IR beams more visible when you start seeing streaks through the beam in a dirty environment. Even in a clean environment, you would see quite a bit of light off of any reflective or transmissive optics. The diffuse light coming off where the beam hits lenses and mirrors is usually bright enough in even mildly intense beams to be used to get a beam profile with a camera.

    22. Re: of course it isn't mobile by kermidge · · Score: 1

      Petrogen, impressive indeed. If I heard it correctly, cuts 10" for 10hrs. on two gallons of fuel. Multi-fuel, at that.

    23. Re: of course it isn't mobile by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Meltagun.

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    24. Re: of course it isn't mobile by johnw · · Score: 1

      What would you suggest calling it instead of a "laser rifle"?

      Light sabre?

      Seems suitable for getting through the blast doors.

    25. Re:of course it isn't mobile by Kelbear · · Score: 2

      I wonder how laser weapons would change the nature of smallarms combat. I've heard that most of the shots are fired to suppress the enemy so that you can maneuver. With a silent and invisible laser beam, the missed shots might not put the same fear of death into the enemy as the crack and zip of a bullet that almost took your life. If a squad can't intimidate the enemy into not shooting and getting back down into cover, wouldn't they just end up pinned down?

      I guess people have already talked death about all the limitations a laser rifle would have... so what is the long term vision for how a laser weapon would provide a benefit in small arms combat? Could it fire more accurately at longer ranges and still carry enough killing power? Or perhaps the lack of recoil would help it kill enemies more effectively while other bullet-based weapons provide covering fire?

    26. Re: of course it isn't mobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What would you suggest calling it instead of a "laser rifle"? A "laser musket"? "Smoothbore laser long-gun"?

      Well, the manufacturer refers to it as a "Laser cutter" which is what it is, so I'd suggest just calling it that.

      It's not a "gun" because it doesn't fire a projectile (it emits a beam).
      It's not a firearm because it's not based on explosives.
      It's not a rifle because it's not, well, rifled.

      Just because something has a grip and a barrel doesn't make it a "gun", a "rifle", etc.

    27. Re:of course it isn't mobile by sumdumass · · Score: 2

      Lasers have traditionally been left out of battle as an arm because the way they melt to kill instead of killing. Imagine an enemy who first goes blind then has his skin melt off while his blood starts boiling and if he is lucky, finally death. Now with something like this, that migt happen quicker than it would take for a bullet to kill but that might have been spread over 5, 10 minutes or more

        But i think if it would be used that it still wouldn't be a killing device as much as a tool to destroy whatever the cover the enemy was hiding behind. Imagine an ambush, you are pinned down with the enemy well protected and you can cut that protection away making them retreat or being exposed. If they die in the process, well war is hell i guess.

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    28. Re:of course it isn't mobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, war will end when cheap energy is available to all people and the entire global market for energy and energy production collapses throwing millions out of work, bankrupting entire nations. Yep, there won't be any war after that.

    29. Re:of course it isn't mobile by Optali · · Score: 1

      Besides the portable energy source another important thing that needs to be figured out is how to make a sword of it. A rifle is not cool at all. We need swords.
      And if possible before Disney churns out any Star Wars Pre-Post-Interquel so that we have something to retaliate with.

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  2. handheld rifle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...but truck-sized power supply. Just in case the Space Patrol thinks this is Star Trek. Plus, the atmosphere is a great shield; a 1$ bullet has more lethal range...

    1. Re:handheld rifle by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Just in case the Space Patrol thinks this is Star Trek.

      Given the visual style similarities, I wouldn't be surprised if they did. Design wise, it's like it's 1960s all over again! ;-)

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    2. Re:handheld rifle by binarylarry · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yep, this article should have been titled "New Real Life Laser-Cutter Cuts Through Metal Like a Laser-Cutter"

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  3. Pulse Rifle by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Phased-plasma pulse rifle in 40-watt range".

    If only...

    1. Re:Pulse Rifle by pr100 · · Score: 1

      Hey, just what you see pal.

    2. Re:Pulse Rifle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carry a laser down this road that I must travel.

    3. Re:Pulse Rifle by torsmo · · Score: 1

      At the end of that cool video, just for an instant, I thought it listed Paris Hilton as the person to contact for inquiries. Turned out, it was a Paul Hilton. Would've been fun, wouldn't it?

    4. Re:Pulse Rifle by kimgkimg · · Score: 1

      Hey just what you see on the shelf buddy.

  4. Safety at Work by CaptainOfSpray · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "designed specifically with nuclear decommission in mind, specifically chopping up huge pieces of metal infrastructure into bite-sized bits", which it vaporizes and then throws all over the operator (photo in TFA).

    Note to self: do not apply for that kind of work, no matter what the rate.

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    1. Re:Safety at Work by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm a trifle surprised that they'd be using some fancy laser apparatus in this situation:

      There are aspects of nuclear decommissioning (if memory serves, some lucky sucker got to deal with the 'eh, we don't know what this is, so we'll just weld it into barrels and leave it for the future' supply stored at Hanford, much of which was virulently radioactive, some, which one is always a surprise, also chemically unpleasant and/or explosive) where you can't get away with the heat, open flames, and vaporized-bits-getting everywhere that you see with lasers, various cutting torches, or high powered saws. For that sort of thing, you have somewhat exotic toys like liquid nitrogen cutting jets. If you are allowed to expose the sample to ridiculous temperatures and open flames, though, why expensive lasers rather than boring (and mature and relatively cheap) cutting torches or thermic lances?

    2. Re:Safety at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What is wrong with cutting stuff the way people handle cutting easily work-hardened materials? That generally means submersing it in water and using very normal, cheap, boring tools like angle grinders and sawsalls.

      Not everything demands six digit priced tools and years of research to get done.

    3. Re:Safety at Work by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but my first thought was, dang, that would be useful in Payday 2. It takes forever to drill into a vault.

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    4. Re:Safety at Work by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      If you are allowed to expose the sample to ridiculous temperatures and open flames, though, why expensive lasers rather than boring (and mature and relatively cheap) cutting torches or thermic lances?

      Because they're freakin' laser beams! It's awesome!

    5. Re:Safety at Work by girlintraining · · Score: 2

      If you are allowed to expose the sample to ridiculous temperatures and open flames, though, why expensive lasers rather than boring (and mature and relatively cheap) cutting torches or thermic lances?

      Possibly because focused light energy can't become radioactive with prolonged contact with radioactive substances, whereas everything else you mentioned... does. Everything you use to handle nuclear waste materials with, itself eventually becomes nuclear waste material. I'm sure slashdot of all places will recognize a recursion problem when it sees one. Even putting a few feet between the torch and the material extends its service life before it has to be thrown in with the other waste... root square law and all that.

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    6. Re:Safety at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Neither does a flame... Why are your posts always so wrong? Eagerly wrong too.

    7. Re:Safety at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even putting a few feet between the torch and the material extends its service life before it has to be thrown in with the other waste... root square law and all that.

      Although this will end up operating similar to a torch, or even possibly with slightly less operating variability. The particular kind of laser cutting (as referenced in the video) requires compressed air, and a lot of laser cutting equipment usually has a narrow range of distances over which the focus of the beam is useful for cutting. The advantages and disadvantages of a setup like this comes down to what has easier logistics: dragging around gas tubing, a fiber bundle, or a gas tank.

    8. Re:Safety at Work by flimflammer · · Score: 3, Informative

      The robotic version was made for nuclear decommission. There is no operator in the vicinity in that situation. The video here is just demonstrating the same laser beam technology with a mounted pistol grip for manual use.

    9. Re:Safety at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What will really get your gears turning is the frequency of which girlintraining (1395911) gets modded +5 in controversial topics with unverifiable or outright wrong information, only to be modded down to oblivion within a day or two.

    10. Re:Safety at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That generally means submersing it in water

      What do you do with the now-radioactive water?

    11. Re:Safety at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Filter and/or dispose of it, with more ease than the air if using tools like this that spray crap everywhere.

    12. Re:Safety at Work by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I guess the question is in terms of "thowing whatever it is that is being cut up arround" is this better or worse than more traditional soloutions like cutting discs, thermal lances, plasma cutters and so-on.

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    13. Re:Safety at Work by WheezyJoe · · Score: 1

      If you are allowed to expose the sample to ridiculous temperatures and open flames, though, why expensive lasers rather than boring (and mature and relatively cheap) cutting torches or thermic lances?

      Because they're freakin' laser beams! It's awesome!

      THIS.

      and maybe because there's something problematic about delivering and burning an oxidant and fuel in the intended environment.
      but mostly, it's just awesome. freakin' laser beams, hand-held, and with a squeeze trigger. I'd stand in line to try that sucker out.

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    14. Re:Safety at Work by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      Yes, she is wrong, but your post adds little to the discussion. I suppose the flame would have to be closer, but then a cutting torch is cheaper. Perhaps it has to do with the distance between the operator and the radioactive stuff.

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    15. Re:Safety at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, she is wrong, but your post adds little to the discussion.

      Girl in TRAINING is a dude. More specifically, one of the resident Trolls who has a pile of sockpuppet accounts he uses to upvote his moronic comments. Come back a few hours after an article has been around, and he's usually back to -1 where he belongs.

  5. I don't need metal-cutting by overshoot · · Score: 2

    I do need (semi) portability, as long as it's good for line-of-sight use on pigeons.

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    1. Re:I don't need metal-cutting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      use high power ultraviolet light

  6. more torch then rifle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I find it hard to call this a "laser rifle." Aside fromt he fact that rifles are rifles because of the rifling in the barrel (grooves which cause the bullet to spin), Rifles have a medium to long range. This appears to have only a slightly greater effective range then my Oxy-Fuel torch (which is to say, less then a foot).

    1. Re:more torch then rifle by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Indeed, my friends and I have wondered what the term for rifle-sized lasers will be, since they don't actually have any rifling.

      Probably rifle, the same way we still use a 3.5" disk for the save icon and the rotary handset icon for "make a call".

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    2. Re:more torch then rifle by wjh31 · · Score: 2

      If the light was circularly polarized, would that cover rifling for you?

    3. Re:more torch then rifle by hort_wort · · Score: 1

      I find it hard to call this a "laser rifle." Aside fromt he fact that rifles are rifles because of the rifling in the barrel (grooves which cause the bullet to spin), Rifles have a medium to long range. This appears to have only a slightly greater effective range then my Oxy-Fuel torch (which is to say, less then a foot).

      It looks like it'd be simple to move the lens and refocus the beam further away. Then the blower to get the debris out of the way wouldn't work though. And it'd probably also be really hard to keep the thing on target. I can't even hold a little laser pointer without looking like a spaz.

    4. Re:more torch then rifle by leuk_he · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't cause reflection on a real parralel laser (without some focus point) cause bit problem...

      Some reflection.... oops there goo all the camera's on the site...

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    5. Re:more torch then rifle by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 1

      They'd be pretty stupid to have a columnated beam that went cuts anywhere along it's length, with only attenuation being the limiting factor. I suspect it's deliberately designed with a short focal length so that it's easy to keep objects at the focus of the beam, and to make it more efficient / less dangerous.

      Gotta love how pedantic comments like yours get modded up on /.

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    6. Re:more torch then rifle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Further, by the time we refine the technology such that the energy projected has a useful range, it probably won't qualify as a laser anymore (it will be something laser-like but other than "Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation").

      So, it will be neither laser nor rifle. And, in all likelihood, we will call it a "laser rifle." Humans are weird like that.

    7. Re:more torch then rifle by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      I suggest "carbine" - most rifles tend to be rather longer than this system's beam director.

    8. Re:more torch then rifle by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      That's why he's wearing the entry suit and the laser lenses.

    9. Re:more torch then rifle by jon3k · · Score: 1

      If it cuts metal in seconds at one foot, I wonder what it does at 100 feet to a person? The real problem is the power supply, of course.

    10. Re:more torch then rifle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A lot of systems use a focusing beam shape in part so that the highest intensity part of the beam is not limited by what the optics can do. Even high quality optics will easily get damaged by a laser beam that is a little too small or focused (or in real life scenarios, slightly uneven with a hot spot), so you use a large beam until you actually want it to cut something. Even then, depending on the optics you use, there is a limit to how far it will stay parallel-ish (if you had a ~1 mm beam, you would start having trouble keeping a ~1 micron Nd:YAG beam parallel for more than a meter).

    11. Re:more torch then rifle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can see in the video that the beam is a couple centimeters wide by the time it hits the wall behind the object, a couple feet away. Changing the focus to ~100 ft would be difficult with that sized beam, and would be difficult to keep steady at such a distance even if you could get enough of a focus. It might be good as a blinding weapon (against international law though), but harder to use for actually cutting anything, people or not, at large distances.

    12. Re:more torch then rifle by intermodal · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing. I can't really find any reason to rifle the barrel of a laser device.

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    13. Re:more torch then rifle by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Ooh, we're on to something. Cohesive Beam Carbine -- how about CHarbine? Carbeam?

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    14. Re:more torch then rifle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest lasgun.

  7. Finally! by Arkiel · · Score: 2

    A solution to deal with all those Sectoids infesting rural plots in middle America!

    1. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sectoids? Nah! You can just shoot those with regular rifles.
      You need the lasers when the Snake Men show up!

  8. And what is the advantage over a plasma cutter? by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The only one I can see is that it works from a couple inches away, and doesn't need an electrical ground return connection to the workpiece.

    Other than that, a plasma cutter is cheaper, less hazardous, and can cut thicker materials.

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    1. Re:And what is the advantage over a plasma cutter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technology only gets better. Don't boo-hoo it just because it isn't good enough -yet-.

    2. Re:And what is the advantage over a plasma cutter? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sharks don't use plasma cutters.

      Just say'in.

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    3. Re:And what is the advantage over a plasma cutter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The "not needing an electrical ground return" thing is huge. Transients may turn on stuff that you really don't want to be turned on.

    4. Re:And what is the advantage over a plasma cutter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this thing could cut concrete with minimal dust, vibrations and sound, the apartment owners with ongoing bathroom renovations would be pleased all over the world.

  9. Clicked on the link fully prepared to be disappoin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I was. As an expert on laser ablation, I knew full well that it is highly unlikely that a laser system capable of ablating metal (which is still much much much easier than ablating quartz) could be made in the size of a rifle. But I clicked anyway, and what did I see? An optical cable attached to a hand-held lensing system.

    Meh...

  10. Cool! by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

    When can I print one?

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    1. Re:Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about "never", does that work for you?

  11. "laser gun ... for use by robots" by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    I for one wel--- BZZZZZAP

  12. "End war"? by sjbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The reactor would have ended war.

    Nonsense. People simply aren't that evolved. If we aren't fighting about energy we'll fight about something even more absurd like skin color or which imaginary invisible man in the sky we should all believe in.

    1. Re:"End war"? by fustakrakich · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wanna start a real fight? Tell her that dress makes her butt look big. That will surely start WWIII.

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    2. Re:"End war"? by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Like the rare materials needed to build these reactors.

    3. Re:"End war"? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Sue Richards is the Invisible Woman, not Man. Although her brother Johnny did have her powers for a while as a herald of Galactus.

    4. Re:"End war"? by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      I'd like to think you have that backwards: fighting over silly things like skin colour and sky fairies is just a cover for fighting over even sillier things like land, fresh water and oil.

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    5. Re:"End war"? by cavreader · · Score: 1

      Humans have been fighting with each other since there were enough people to chose sides. Beating each other the head with clubs to win the bigger cave and prettier women. Today the fights are pretty much the same except for much better weapons.

    6. Re:"End war"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately, we can just play the audio from the linked video demonstration of the laser cutter and put the whole enemy team into a deep coma.

    7. Re:"End war"? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I've found exactly the opposite. Tell her that it isn't the dress that is making her butt look big. That will start a fight. Telling a woman that her dress is ugly is like telling her that her dress is stuck in the back of her nylons. If you are not a jerk about it, she will appreciate it.

    8. Re:"End war"? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2

      Humans have been faced with life threatening scarcity for all of history up to present day. I don't think anyone knows what will happen when literally everyone can trivially have plenty of food, clean water, and energy very cheaply. If and when it happens, there is no doubt that it will change many things.

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    9. Re:"End war"? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      I'd like to think you have that backwards: fighting over silly things like skin colour and sky fairies is just a cover for fighting over even sillier things like land, fresh water and oil.

      If energy is cheap and plentiful, things like clean water and fuel are a lot easier to make.
      Arable land is also less of a problem when cheap energy can be used to make fertilizer.

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    10. Re:"End war"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "something even more absurd like skin color "

      But not race, of course, because that WOULD be about real, physical differences...

    11. Re:"End war"? by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

      As a very happily married man with a wife whose posterior is quite round, I'm continually confused by the prevalence of jokes about big butts which assign a negative value to that trait. Apparently, many women think most men want to date twigs.

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    12. Re:"End war"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While those make good ways to dehumanize an enemy and therefore motivate a population to take part in a war, studying history shows the interesting trend that wars happen pretty much exactly when they are in the aggressor's favor (or, at least, it seems that way to the aggressor; they doesn't always win). Pretty much every other factor is much less important.

    13. Re:"End war"? by Kilo+Kilo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you meant to say "I like big butts and I cannot lie."

    14. Re:"End war"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's round and there's two pigs in a sack. Round is good, the other, not. The fashion industry, with it's fondness for shoes that need ladders to don has led women with the former to believe that they have the latter. It almost certainly doesn't help that a substantial percentage of fashion designers prefer male butts anyway.

    15. Re:"End war"? by sjbe · · Score: 1

      If energy is cheap and plentiful, things like clean water and fuel are a lot easier to make.

      Depends on how clean the energy source is.

      Arable land is also less of a problem when cheap energy can be used to make fertilizer.

      Arable land is less of a problem though there is a finite amount of it and not all of it can be used no matter how much energy you have. Access to fresh water remains a problem which is somewhat alleviated by energy availability. Excess use of fertilizers are a problem all their own. Petroleum based fertilizers (which most are) are a serious pollutant and no amount of cheap energy will make them less of one. Like fossil fuels used to power equipment they have a big upside but at a serious environmental cost.

      In any case the point is that we fight over MUCH sillier things than the very real concerns of scarce energy resource.

    16. Re:"End war"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a very happily married man with a wife whose posterior is quite round, I'm continually confused by the prevalence of jokes about big butts which assign a negative value to that trait. Apparently, many women think most men want to date twigs.

      If it's round, then it's really NOT that big. If it's lumpy and asymmetrical, and could be easily confused with a half dozen Thanksgiving turkeys wrestling around inside a canvas sack, then it's big.

      I don't want my women to be soft, meek, barefoot, and pregnant in the kitchen. So I don't particularly care for a large, soft, fat ass. I'm not stuck in the Dark Ages- I don't equate being fat, stupid, and soft to "desirable" in a woman. Give me something with a nice shape, well-toned, which can be easily held on to, and I'm happy.
      Most guys don't like a bony ass, but we don't like a sack of cellulite either.

    17. Re:"End war"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans have been faced with life threatening scarcity for all of history up to present day. I don't think anyone knows what will happen when literally everyone can trivially have plenty of food, clean water, and energy very cheaply. If and when it happens, there is no doubt that it will change many things.

      We already know what happens. When resources are abundant, the population explodes and you end up back in the same situation, only with more people running around.

    18. Re:"End war"? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Big and round are orthogonal.

    19. Re:"End war"? by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

      I happen to like the combination of both, which I assure you exists. Maybe you don't get out often enough.

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    20. Re:"End war"? by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

      Where are you getting all this nonsense? There are plenty of women walking around with generous posteriors that are also quite round, and a good cross section of those ladies are also pretty toned. Where are you getting the idea that such women can't be independently minded professionals who look damn good in a business suit? Man, you guys really do need to get out more. Maybe you're only looking at college girls or something.

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    21. Re:"End war"? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      It seems you don't know what orthogonal means.

    22. Re:"End war"? by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

      orthogonal - 1. of or involving right angles; at right angles. 2. (of variates) statistically independent.

      There aren't many right angles in the posteriors I admire, and their size and roundness are anything but independent.

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    23. Re:"End war"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Aren't that evolved"? We're too evolved. If peace-loving humanoids existed then they were quickly killed off. Throughout history the militant societies prospered. Heck, evolution is driven by natural selection, which requires individual, group, and species level competition. As we advance, our ability to make war also advances. Life is an arms race, punctuated by a changing environment and mass extinctions.

    24. Re:"End war"? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Untrue. There are plenty of big butts can be round or flat, as can small ones. Perhaps YOU should get out more. ;)

    25. Re:"End war"? by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

      I'll freely admit to the possibility that my dominant visual processing scheme includes automation rejection of unsuitable posteriors :)

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    26. Re:"End war"? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Reality is quite different from what you propose. Human populations become markedly less fertile when they become more wealthy. You can chart fertility rate vs inverse wealth and find very few outliers.

      The poorest countries have the highest fertility rates. You really should think about things before you post.

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    27. Re:"End war"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      remember what peewee said about big butts

    28. Re:"End war"? by oreiasecaman · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone knows what will happen when literally everyone can trivially have plenty of food, clean water, and energy very cheaply.

      Last I knew roughly 2/3 of the world's population doesn't have trivial access to those resources. Your definition of "literally everyone" is very different from mine indeed.

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    29. Re:"End war"? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      You misunderstood my comment. Our definitions of "literally everyone" are safely in agreement.

      I said that life threatening scarcity is an issue up to the present day.
      I said if and when it happens [meaning the end of scarcity] there is no doubt that it will change [future tense] many things.

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    30. Re:"End war"? by oreiasecaman · · Score: 1

      You're right, after re-reading you comment more carefully it seems I really did misunderstood it... sorry!

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  13. Yes, but can it cut a tomato? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Introducing the new Ginsu 3000W, it can slice a watermelon AND cut a tomato with grace and ease!*

    *not dishwasher safe

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  14. So what happens if the metal is polished? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, with a mirror like finish?

    1. Re:So what happens if the metal is polished? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It takes you a fraction of a second longer to cut through it then. Mirror like finishes help if something was marginal, but even high quality mirrors meant for high power laser development will nearly instantly darken and become non-reflective if you focus the laser enough on them.

  15. Fascinating... by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 1

    Looks like it uses a gas stream as a laser waveguide... Perhaps a noble gas, like Argon. That would account why there appears to be a force upon the melted debris.

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    1. Re:Fascinating... by Kiraxa · · Score: 2

      Looks like it uses a gas stream as a laser waveguide... Perhaps a noble gas, like Argon. That would account why there appears to be a force upon the melted debris.

      if you listen to the narrator he says exactly what the "gas stream" is. Air. Its just blowing air out to move the slag out of the way.

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    2. Re:Fascinating... by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 1

      Ahh... While I am doing programming, I watch videos on mute because it will disrupt the music.

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    3. Re:Fascinating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a related note, while I am shaving my balls I try to hold the sack taut so I don't lacerate my scrotum.

    4. Re:Fascinating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Lacerated Scrotum' is almost as good a band name as 'The Episiotomy Scars'.

  16. Blowtorch? by The_Dougster · · Score: 1

    A blowtorch can't cut metal. Maybe they mean cutting torches?

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  17. Wired or not by skiminki · · Score: 1

    I want one!!!

  18. That's an interesting definition of "rifle". by mpoulton · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apparently I already have a plasma rifle in my garage! It shoots plasma and cuts metal with it - and just like this laser rifle, it requires compressed air and a remote power supply connected by an umbilical. I also have a MOLTEN METAL WELDING RIFLE! Similarly, it requires a power supply and umbilical assembly. Strangely, none of my actual rifles need cables or power supplies attached to them in order to operate.

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    1. Re:That's an interesting definition of "rifle". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually have a pistol version of this.

      Now its probably not as powerful, but it mostly requires a tank of flammable gas for fuel. And the range is only about an 1"

    2. Re:That's an interesting definition of "rifle". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gunpowder is a power supply. That is, in essence, a chemical battery.

    3. Re:That's an interesting definition of "rifle". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently I already have a plasma rifle in my garage! It shoots plasma and cuts metal with it - and just like this laser rifle, it requires compressed air and a remote power supply connected by an umbilical.

      That's not a power supply, in the case of the laser cutter - it's actually the laser source itself, connected via an optical cable.

  19. since nobody else has said it by iveygman · · Score: 1

    Pew pew pew!

  20. Already have 'em? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My high school drafting teacher (waay back in the 1980s) told us about operating a prototype backpack-mounted laser weapon that could easily cut through solid metal doors, when he was in the Army. I always just assumed he was a little eccentric. But he also told us about participating in the mock invasion and takeover of an entire civilian town somewhere down south, and that turned out to be real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvKc-d4hUek. So who knows.

  21. uhh by atheist666 · · Score: 1

    it's slower than a reciprocating saw...

  22. Hand aimed by giorgist · · Score: 2

    Hand aimed would be more accurate. The harness is bit of a giveaway. I wonder what that piping attaches to. Nice toy though

  23. Why not use an atomic hydrogen torch? by ka9dgx · · Score: 1

    Atomic hydrogen torches have been around since the 1940s... here's a GE training film about them. They produce insane amounts of heat and a reducing atmosphere, perfect for cutting almost anything.

  24. Fukushima by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

    Send in Giant Robot armed with this to neutralize the place

    Seriously, about time the stuff there was made sub critical. We can't keep cooling it forever.

  25. Crablogger! by Traf-O-Data-Hater · · Score: 1

    Reality catches up to science fiction... the Thunderbirds episode 'PATH OF DESTRUCTION' had International Rescue using handheld laser cutters to cut into the cabin of the mighty Crablogger. That was back in 1965.

  26. Why do the sparks go in one direction? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    This may be a naive question, but why do the sparks blow off away from the gun? Is there also a stream of air from the gun specifically to do this? Or is it just how the physics works when the laser hits the metal?

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    1. Re:Why do the sparks go in one direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there also a stream of air from the gun specifically to do this?

      Yes. If you didn't get a chance to watch the video with audio, it is stated there.

  27. NOT a laser gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but this is NOT a laser cutter. This device uses a high-oxygen-content gas stream supplied at very high velocity to facilitate the natural oxidation (i.e. burning) of the material. The laser is only used as an pre-heat/ignition device. The principle is not much different from an oxygen torch, only with a different source of heat.

    This high-velocity stream is exactly why the sparks fly away from the gun. And it is also the reason the gun has to be held close to the object being cut.

  28. Why not chem laser, each shot chems in cartridge? by MonsterMasher · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered why a chem laser system isn't used. Each cartridge would contain the chems.. sure, it would need expensive amo, but it's a start.

    But as far as for warfare, I think we should go back to single load non-rifled muskets, knives, and wind power on ocean only for war ships. Make war like it should be - face to face and increatable hardships before you even enter battle. Demand absolute best medical care free of charge for the rest of their lives to anyone injured. On societies tab. I'm talking daily massages if it helps - kind of support and coverage.

    Then, make only those who have a personal stake in the specific issue. And conscript women.. if it's important enough to kill off young men but not young women? Why, today, do you feel they need, want, or require special care.. send your daughters off to die when you send your sons.

    That will fix it!

  29. Gun replacement. by leuk_he · · Score: 1

    You cannot see bullets.

    The sound of the laser hitting something (something getting hot very fast will not disintegrate silently) might give the same effect.

    Adding a little bit of smoke would give a very big light effect, with the disatvantage of giving your position away.

    But as said before, the main problem now is getting enough concentrated enery in a small and safe package.

  30. You do know blow torches don't cut anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A blow torch is a hand held fuel fired heat gun. The air supply is from ambient air.

    You are probably thinking of an oxy-acetylene cutting torch which uses acetylene and oxygen to heat the metal then a blast of high pressure oxygen to burn and blow the metal away. A propane blow torch runs around 2000C, an oxy-propane torch runs around 2500C anf an oxy-acetylene torch runs around 3500C.

  31. More gun worship by musth · · Score: 1

    Guns are so fucking cool, right? Let's keep salivating over them in all their forms.

    Technology assholes.

  32. Laser rifle problem by KVM · · Score: 1

    There is several problem that I could see from this laser cutter repurposed as a weapon 1. The laser output seems to be collimated pretty badly. However, it seems to be intentional because the source from TFA youtube : http://www.twi.co.uk/news-events/case-studies/the-laser-alternative-to-nuclear-decommissioning-479/ designed the laser head to do single sided laser cutting, which means limiting its power over range 2, Is it even possible to fit a cutting laser tube at that head? There is a possibility that the beam generator is located somewhere else and the beam itself are transferred using fiber optic cable However, there is one glaring mistake for this to become a weapon, which is: 3. Why they hang their laser head?! Seeing the person holding the laser cutting head like a rifle is cool enough, until you see that there is a cable attached to it to help hang it...... They should try to hold the head freely without any support

  33. Re: should be able to operate in frickin' saltwate by peacefool · · Score: 1

    How about shark-user-friendliness?