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Oracle Shareholders Vote Against Ellison's Compensation Package (Again)

angry tapir writes "A majority of Oracle shareholders have once again voted against the company's executive pay practices, including for CEO Larry Ellison. The vote at Oracle's annual shareholder meeting is nonbinding, and follows complaints from some large shareholders and their representatives who say Ellison is overpaid compared to his peers. Ellison is paid US$1 in salary, receiving the rest of his pay in stock options. In Oracle's past fiscal year, that totaled $76.9 million. Shareholders voted against Oracle's executive pay practices at last year's meeting as well."

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  1. A bunch of spineless wimps... by RocketRabbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They know they don't have any power, so they choose to "vote" in a non-binding resolution. Larry must be really scared now!

    The guy built that company up from a two-bit hole in the wall operation into one of the largest computer empires known to man. He could fairly ask for a billion bucks a year as a salary and he would deserve it all!

    I don't like Oracle and think their products are suck-ass bloatware, but Larry Ellison made that company. He should be able to profit from it to his heart's content! Plus he likes to play with toys all the time. Wouldn't you just say "fuck all" and go sailing for a while if you had billions of dollars in net worth?

    1. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, he shouldn't

    2. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, he shouldn't

      Spoken like a true socialist.

    3. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Nobody needs that much cash, and nobody deserves that much cash. It's not like he did everything himself.

    4. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's that word again ... "need". Who made you judge and gets to decide what Mr Larry "needs"?

    5. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      He should profit from the increase in the value of any shares he owns. Otherwise running the company well is his JOB.

    6. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Tridus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oracle's shareholders agree with him. Damn socialist investment bankers!

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    7. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, he shouldn't

      Spoken like a true socialist.

      Or, y'know, somebody familiar with the concept of 'property'. Oracle is a publicly traded company (not that this is always a good idea; but they did it), not some sole proprietor outfit. It sold substantial chunks of itself to assorted third parties, so now they get a say. That's about as far from 'socialism' as you can reasonably get.

      It doesn't matter whether or not the claim that "Larry Ellison made that company" is true or not because he doesn't own most of it. He is a major shareholder(a trifle under 25%, I think); but he gets paid as an employee of a company owned by a collection of people, including himself, not because Oracle is his personal candy jar and he can get paid what he likes.

      He's certainly the most identifiable personality; but charisma is not the foundation of property rights...

    8. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't bother using logic and legal talk with a true believer in American Capitalism (TM). Every time an economic issue comes up around here some right wing crank will call anything socialism that isn't 'let the rich do anything they want without restriction, and minor facts like how publicly traded companies are owned and governed don't matter at all.

      I think they get paid a quarter per post or something.

    9. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is it okay for Ellison to pay income tax on his $1 per year salary, while taking $77 million a year in stock options that won't be taxed until he decides to exercise them? And even then he has all kinds of discretion in how much tax he will pay, since there are all kinds rollover investments, etc, that he can use. The guy is poster brat for the 1%ers. If you are paying USA income tax, he is screwing you over as well as screwing the other shareholders.

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    10. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by cyborg_zx · · Score: 2

      Whereas the economic situation in the US is going just swimmingly of course.

    11. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which makes a good argument for a flat sales tax instead of an income tax. That way a rich guy buying an island and a yacht pays a lot more in tax than most of the 99%.

    12. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 4, Informative

      As an employee, he gets paid $1/yr. This is not about what he is doing as an employee.

      This is about what he is doing as a corporate officer in setting company policies that award himself with $77 million/yr. This is about abusing the corporation so he can diddle the taxman (in the USA all those stock options give him an immediate amount of financial clout that he does not have to pay taxes on until he exercises them. Further, his tax rate at that time will depend on exactly how he structures the transactions that exercise those options).

      But the main point is that this corporate officer is twisting company policy to his personal benefit of $77 million/yr and the majority of owners of the company don't like him screwing around with their investment that way.

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    13. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A socialist would believe that all of the workers who contributed to Oracle's success should be allowed to share in the results. A capitalist would believe that all of the investors whose capital made that success possible should share in that success. There are several terms for someone who thinks that the founder should be able to get all of the benefit because he's rich, but none of them are very polite.

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    14. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, I'd be the last to argue that he isn't weaseling around (while the 'incentives alignment' theory of stock options is noble, implementation has... encountered assorted complexities under field conditions, to put it politely).

      My point was merely that (ironically enough), the guy who was decrying 'socialism' was actually using a we-worship-rich-guys version of the 'labor theory of value' argument(a socialist classic), while the person he was arguing against was using the (more common among people who describe themselves as 'socialists'; but theoretically quite similar) 'no one man's labor can possibly be worth 24534x another's!' labor theory of value(also a fairly common, as well as fairly direct, implication of the labor theory of value).

      Had Ellison been a midlevel engineer or something, Mr. Capitalism never would have gone with the 'But without Ellison, PRODUCT X would have crashed and burned! He deserves 200 million if he wants it!' argument. Damn employee can take his salary, and like it, and if he think's he's worth more, he can ask for a raise or man up and start his own company...

      The numbers are bigger (owning a little over 20% of Oracle stock is Not Small); but if you want to be a not-socialist, the CEO is still just an employee, working for the shareholders, and he gets the salary market forces command (Har, har, because that's how executive compensation works... In your dreams), and absolutely fuck-all for having 'made this company'. Even if he made it 100%, he only owns 20-odd%, and works for the people who own the rest.

    15. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      You really should shut up.
      You don't what communism is. Just. Shut. Up.

    16. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's funny because Friedman was far from laissez-faire and believed in central control of the money supply.

      It's just that the baboons who pass for talking heads nowadays haven't actually read his work.

    17. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who made you the judge and gets to decide what mr Larry deserves?

    18. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Further, his tax rate at that time will depend on exactly how he structures the transactions that exercise those options).

      Granted, $77MM/yr is obscene, but you're incorrect about the tax rate.

      The gains on stock options that are granted as part of a compensation package are always taxed as regular income at the time they are exercised.

      It's those gains, that are able to compound tax-deferred on top of the $77/MM/yr, that you should be railing against.

    19. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Have I said that Larry deserves anything? I'm just saying that no one gets to decide what anyone needs, Larry or otherwise.

    20. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's OK, been through Europe and I'll take the good old USA any day.

    21. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Also, do you have no fucking common sense? Think about it, nobody needs and deserves 77 million a year. He does not work 1000 hours a day. And what judge has any common sense?

    22. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      Which makes a good argument for a flat sales tax instead of an income tax. That way a rich guy buying an island and a yacht pays a lot more in tax than most of the 99%.

      And what hard evidence do you have to prove that, under the same circumstance as now, it will guarantee that he will not screw other shareholders if the tax is changed to a flat sales tax instead of an income tax?

    23. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid that a sales tax is a huge bruden on the poor, and still doesn't balance out. A rich person buying the same car as a poor person sees a lot less of their money go towards the tax than the poor person does. That is, it could be 1% of a rich person's salray, but 10% of a poor person's income.

    24. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So how come larry gets to decide that all the people actually doing the work only gets a 1/1000th (or whatever) of what he gets? You think he is forced to take that money?

    25. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by stewsters · · Score: 1

      Not if he buys his yacht from New Zealand. Then if New Zealand has a sales tax they get the money, otherwise he just keeps it and fills a swimming pool on his yacht with money.

    26. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Hentes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't like Oracle and think their products are suck-ass bloatware, but Larry Ellison made that company.

      And then he sold that company to the shareholders. His profit is the money he got for the shares.

    27. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but you can put tax on used car worth $5'000 to be 0% and tax on luxury car worth $300'000 to be 99% (so it will cost 30 millions 300K for car manufacturer and 29 million 700K for tax, flat tax is better just have different rates, one for food/health/necessities another for luxury items like caviar or champagne ...

    28. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      So how come larry gets to decide that all the people actually doing the work only gets a 1/1000th (or whatever) of what he gets?

      It's a top-bottom organization, like most organizations in the world. The people at the top dictate what happens below. The people at the bottom are free to leave the firm if they wish. If they were really invested behind not wanting to support him from the bottom, they would go on strike, leave etc.

      You think he is forced to take that money?

      You think people at the bottom are forced to work there?

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    29. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you are paying USA income tax, he is screwing you over

      He is complying to the law, like people paying the USA income tax. If the law is unfair, then get the law changed.

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    30. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So about 4 posts earns a dollar, eh? At least this guy can claim, Hey, I earned about as much as Ellison, just posting on slashdot!

    31. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Vintermann · · Score: 2

      Talk faster. Sales tax hits the poor hardest because they have to spend their entire income - locally. The billionaire can invest and salt away and simply purchase his yachts in areas where there isn't a sales tax.

      Sales tax is an extremely regressive tax. It is not a good idea.

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    32. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 2

      In the UK, the VAT is mostly 20% on everything purchased, there are a few exceptions like books and food, where they are simply taxed less or not taxed at all. Additionally, they don't confuse the issues by adding taxes after you have elected to buy something, the price you see on the box is the price you pay.

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    33. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by erikkemperman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Obama supporters / communists / progressive liberals (same things)

      As I read your post it is at "-1, Insightful". Next we'll see a "+5, Troll" or something.

      Slashdot is getting more confused by the minute. You clearly have no idea what either word "communist" or "progressive liberal" means if you think they are the same or that a typical Obama supporter is either.

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    34. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do have power, that's why they get to vote.

    35. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      "-1 Insightful"

      opinion mod much?

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    36. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've met some of these USAans "being through Europe". They typically visit half a dozen countries in as many days and then feel like they are honorary locals. And when I say visit a country, I mean roll out of the train in the capital's central station, into the nearest McD, and back into the train.

    37. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 2

      It's funny because Friedman was far from laissez-faire and believed in central control of the money supply.

      "Central control of the money supply" just means he favored central banks like the Federal Reserve and the ECB, not that he though some government bureaucracy should be in control of everybody's money. Friedman recognized that the free market was not perfect, but he recognized it as the best and most efficient system we have available.

      And it's not "laissez-faire" to think that government has no business decided how much people get paid by private companies. It's just common sense capitalism. Not even a socialist idea, it's something only seen in dictatorships and communism. And Friedman was no Marxist.

      There are plenty of ways to criticize Friedman's ideas, but mischaracterizing his beliefs is wrong.

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    38. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

      He could fairly ask for a billion bucks a year as a salary and he would deserve it all!

      Indeed. He owns the company, however Ellison is the epitome of tax dodging, corporate greed, corruption and elitism. When the part of your brain that says you're acting like a douche doesn't function anymore, everything you do becomes the product of a self-serving narcissist. Your actions and decisions are no longer a benefit to the people around you. Such as shareholders and employees.

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    39. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is a public company, not a private venture. The owners, the stockholders, should make those decisions.

    40. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by ausekilis · · Score: 2

      But the main point is that this corporate officer is twisting company policy to his personal benefit of $77 million/yr and the majority of owners of the company don't like him screwing around with their investment that way.

      What? A CEO abusing the system to get more pay? Say it isn't so. Who would ever do that? Certainly no one as saintly as Steve Jobs?

    41. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      He would buy the island outside the USA and the yacht at the island. Thus avoiding all taxation.

      A flat sales tax is a regressive scheme and one in which the rich can avoid nearly all taxation.

    42. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Slashdot. You're either a Socialist or a Teabagger.

    43. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess he could profit from it if he hadn't already sold it...

    44. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's that word again ... "need". Who made you judge and gets to decide what Mr Larry "needs"?

      Don't get all pedantic. "Nobody needs all that money" is in the sense of the law of diminishing returns. Once you've got $20B, does one more billion either way have any discernible impact on lifestyle, behavior, or provision for progeny? Does the cash still represent the same reward for performance as to us mere mortals?

      As to who gets to decide what Larry "needs," I'd say it's probably the investors who put up the capital to bankroll his little operation. They're the ones who own Oracle, and last I heard, a company's owners have the privilege of setting employee compensation.

      No question, the guy's done great things, but a company is a team effort. Is his contribution, out there on a catamaran in the Bay, really more than 1000 of the architects actually making Oracle the product it is? Or more than 2000 of the people explaining in one-on-one conversations just exactly what makes it worth so damn much money? Oracle's owners have apparently come to the conclusion that they're not getting their money's worth out of Mr Ellison.

    45. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As soon as you IPO, it's no longer your company. Ellison founded the company, the employees built it, he used other peoples' money to fund that growth.

    46. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nobody needs that much cash, and nobody deserves that much cash. It's not like he did everything himself.

      First, as long as he's spending it in volume, no one should care. The issue with wealthy people is they like to collect it and hold on to it and be on boards of directors to ensure they never lose it. If he's blowing it on islands and boats and fast cars, he's a great contributor. His money is up for grabs to anyone who wants to work for it. This is a great situation.

      Second, we're not talking about taking his compensation and giving it to employees. We're talking about the shareholders not liking how much of the profits HE is getting. Shareholders are always the least valuable contibutors to any company. They are parasites, parasites with control, but parasites. Employees of a company are perfectly ok with 0 profit: salaries are paid. But investors are not happy with that, they will cut heads and salaries as much as possible to maximize that profit number. Taking money away from them, goes back to my first point: it's a good thing when the person doing the taking is spending it.

      Thirdly, if people like him do not exist, then no one will try. Ellison, Gates, Jobs all exist as the motivator for business types to do something other than drink and screw. As role models go, he's doing fine.

    47. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1

      "Central control of the money supply" just means he favored central banks like the Federal Reserve and the ECB, not that he though some government bureaucracy should be in control of everybody's money.

      Which is central control of the money supply. Which determines the real value of any given wage.

      Friedman recognized that the free market was not perfect, but he recognized it as the best and most efficient system we have available.

      *hypothesised.

      and communism

      *state capitalism.

    48. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      But the main point is that this corporate officer is twisting company policy to his personal benefit of $77 million/yr and the majority of owners of the company don't like him screwing around with their investment that way.

      I am confused by how that statement can be true. If the majority of the owners disagree with his compensation, how can the majority of the owners not go fix the problem? Did they sign a terrible contract?

      Or by majority do they mean 5 entities versus 1 entity, with the 5 entities owning an insufficient amount of the company to influence policy? If this is the case then that's how the ball bounces. He's got more on the line, if he feels his compensation doesn't harm the company then it's his call.

    49. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      for a billion bucks a year as a salary and he would deserve it all!

      Of course, if you put on the other sock puppet then I guess you can say you haven't said anything at all yet.

    50. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Or both, since both sides call anything they don't like a socialist or teabagger, if you propose something that neither side likes, you're a Socialist Teabagger.

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    51. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Xicor · · Score: 2

      capitalism. while i agree with you that he probably doesnt earn 77million dollars a year... he also probably doesnt earn anywhere near close to that. that being said, capitalism dictates that the people at the top make all the money.

    52. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Or both, since both sides call anything they don't like a socialist or teabagger, if you propose something that neither side likes, you're a Socialist Teabagger.

      Don't forget Terrorist.

      But at least it goes to show that America truly has the government it deserves.

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    53. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by BradMajors · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Capital gains are taxed at a much lower rate than that on salaries.

    54. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      and indeed those stock holders put Larry and the board of directors in charge to make those decisions for them. if the board and Larry aren't doing a proper job the shareholders can very well vote them out.

    55. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by microbox · · Score: 1

      Human nature dictates that those in control take the lions share of resources.

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    56. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by microbox · · Score: 0

      And it's not "laissez-faire" to think that government has no business decided how much people get paid by private companies. It's just common sense capitalism.

      That would only be true if the labour market itself were perfectly efficient. This is so far from the reality of the labour market that you cannot even pretend it is. The community market is pretty close to an efficient labour market, and as such, should be left alone. Working at McDonalds is anything but.

      Think about this problem: for 1 hour of work, a McDonalds worker can by 2.5 big-mac value meals, in Norway. It is possible to run a profitable McDonalds under those labour constraints. Here in the USA, were we have more "free market wages" (i.e., low minimum wage), we find McDonalds workers dependent on the government for a basic standard of living. If you took away the social services, those people would starve and freeze, and you would have a strong incentive for crime. So really we have a huge case of crony capitalism, where social services subsidize McDonalds shareholders, and all in the name of FREEDOM.

      This happens because the labour market is not efficient.

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    57. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      It sold substantial chunks of itself to assorted third parties, so now they get a say.

      I have read a serious article that proposed that:
      1. Companies are people.
      2. People cannot be owned.
      3. Therefore, companies cannot be owned.

      Instead of shareholdhers owning a company, the article proposed that share ownership was merely a right to a proportion of future profits. Under this argument, shareholders have no right to direct how a company operates.

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    58. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by microbox · · Score: 2

      If the law is unfair, then get the law changed.

      With the current political climate: good luck with that. You have the "JOB CREATOR" defenders (sorry, I meant FREEDOM) who will do everything they can to give tax breaks to the very rich, and cry about how the media is just biased against them, and that everyone should pay less tax anyway, because tax cuts just magically pay for themselves in hughly unrealistic economic growth that is just waiting to explode when the government just shuts down the IRS.

      Then you get a bunch of billionaires running "grassroots" conservative websites, encouraging alternative realities, to gum up government so they can continue to underpay and pollute, and the party faithful will tear around the country claiming to be victims of tyranny, and for some reason they think they are rebels.

      As a conservative, I support tax reform, and I appreciate that most liberals want a fairer and simpler tax system. The political incentives are set for the GOP to simply cry about tyranny whilst fighting for Larry Ellison's carried interest tax break.

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    59. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      Which is central control of the money supply. Which determines the real value of any given wage.

      Not really. It determines the value of wages in absolute terms, but not the relative value of wages to commodities, which is determined by the market.

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    60. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does he continue to do something important for the company though? When was the last time he wrote a line of code or sold the product? If all he's doing is managing from the top, then he's essentially dead weight and shouldn't be making more than the engineers actually earning the company money.

    61. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by alexo · · Score: 1

      If you are paying USA income tax, he is screwing you over

      He is complying to the law, like people paying the USA income tax. If the law is unfair, then get the law changed.

      I suspect he isn't wealthy enough to make law changes.

    62. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by shentino · · Score: 1

      And who exactly are the shareholders if the CEO is getting stock options?

    63. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It gets worse. Larry BORROWS against his stock option so that he does not even have to pay for the 15% tax. This is while he spends hundreds of millions on a yacht race. There is a reason why Larry is the prime candidate for the biggest a-hole in the world.

    64. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by 0123456 · · Score: 2

      Additionally, they don't confuse the issues by adding taxes after you have elected to buy something, the price you see on the box is the price you pay.

      That is 'confusing the issue', because people don't realize how much tax they're paying on everything they buy.

    65. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Sales tax is an extremely regressive tax. It is not a good idea.

      Except the poor (OK, and the enormously rich) receive most of the tax dollars back from the government, so it's only fair that they pay for it.

    66. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by evilRhino · · Score: 1

      With his company in a near monopoly position, he has incentive to funnel company profits into stock buybacks rather than investing in real growth. The options he has will increase in price, and the shares the company buys from the open market can be set aside to replenish his options that he cashes in. This is only a problem for companies that have grown so large they have no real competition to challenge their profits.

    67. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by evilRhino · · Score: 1

      Sorry to reply to my post, but I neglected to mention that the company *could* give out a dividend to investors instead of doing the buybacks, so there is a real penalty to them for having the CEO salary based on stock options only.

    68. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please tell us about the taxes you are not required to pay, but send in anyway.
      I am sure you file a 1040 EZ, even if you own a house and could write of the mortgage interest, right?
      Since when the Fck are we all required to NOT use perfectly legal means of reducing our taxes?
      At what income point should you SEND IN MORE CAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS IT FOR BULLSHIT CONGRESSIONAL PROGRAMS.
      Please, be specific.

    69. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by MtHuurne · · Score: 0

      First, as long as he's spending it in volume, no one should care.

      That's true if your only concern is the size of the economy. However, there is a finite amount of resources and if cash goes to Ellison, materials, energy and man hours could be spent on a yacht, while if his employees would get more cash it could be spent on 10 smaller boats. So it does matter who does the spending.

      Second, we're not talking about taking his compensation and giving it to employees.

      I agree that the share holders are most likely not arguing for higher wages for regular employees, but for higher dividends instead. And if the cash is paid to share holders, it is more likely to get reinvested than spent.

      Thirdly, if people like him do not exist, then no one will try.

      It is fine if he is well compensated for his efforts. But what is reasonable compensation for the head of a large company? Ten times what a regular employee makes? A hundred times? A thousand times? Because a thousand is the order of magnitude we're talking about here.

      Executive compensations have gotten to a level where they have a significant impact on company finances. Some projects which are canceled because they were not profitable might have been profitable without the high overhead. I think it is hard to justify layoffs while at the same time paying millions to executives (talking in general here, not about Oracle).

    70. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, shill.

      his ability to profit from the company's growth is that he already owns a huge share of the company. as that grows, so will his wealth.

      just because he continues to run it, AND is a founder, doesn't give him right to have disproportionate salary. He is a minion to shareholders.

    71. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardly a valid argument when the game is rigged in their favor.

    72. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arguably the rich get the most benefit. They get much more value out of property protection than the poor.

    73. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, because i don't make enough, that i don't need to worry about money. I have to pay the damn loans, i won't be able to buy a new car, unless i take a loan or spend all my hard earned money.

      If i did win the lottery, for example, i would be using part of that money to support my family and part to support projects that i find useful to me and others and makes people's lives easier.

      I can't figure out anyone who defends these massive selfish assholes who actually do nothing, but play bold & beautiful all fucking day. Do you have dillusions that you might be in that situation someday and want to reserve the right to step on other people or what the fuck is it?

    74. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Near monopoly? In what?

      There are many other competing relational databases (MS-SQL, DB2, Postgres etc etc).

      There are many competing ERP suckblobs (SAP etc).

      Even Oracle marketing has peers. Though many are in prison.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    75. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, i never said you can't make any money, but millions a year is way fucking too much

    76. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that you aren't saying anything?

    77. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > He owns the company

      Bzzzzzt!

      Wrong.

    78. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buying islands, boats, and fast cars -is- holding on to it. It's just holding on to it in a fashion which is exceedingly more difficult to take away from him. Also, it's more useful than a pile of cash. Likely the value is more stable as well. So, your first argument is just a smokescreen that you apparently can't see through.

      The third argument is ridiculous. These people are at a level of power where they can literally toy with peoples lives. That is not something anyone should encourage anyone else (or themselves) to attempt to obtain. They are the epitome of "be an asshole as hard as you can and eventually the lazy peons will just do what you say because you're an asshole".

    79. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      I am confused by how that statement can be true. If the majority of the owners disagree with his compensation, how can the majority of the owners not go fix the problem? Did they sign a terrible contract?

      This is because the executive compensation package is typically determined by the board of directors, not the shareholders. Shareholders can express their opinion on the matter with a vote of "no confidence" like this and the board will give it the due consideration that it deserves. If you have the time check out what companies are run by the members of the board and see if they don't sit on each others boards. Fred won't mess with Larry's compensation because LArry is a member of the board at Fred's company. In the end the board members all get their backs scratched and the shareholders just get fscked.

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    80. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One more thing, Larry and the rest of them, are the kind of people, that would outsource your job and leave you jobless without thinking twice just for couple more bucks, but i guess your capitalistic ass is fine with that.

    81. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, well, when you put it that way, it just completely destroys the reasons that RocketRabbit put forth.

      Wait, no it doesn't.

    82. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do have power, but not through voting. TFS says the vote is non-binding, meaning the outcome can be ignored.

      So where does their power come from? Simple. They sell their shares. That should get someone's attention.

    83. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1

      Which would be a sufficient retort if all wages were spent the moment they were earnt, which opposes the very principle of capital.

    84. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "They are parasites, parasites with control, but parasites."

      This is the biggest truth out there. Couple this with the rules for profits and you have the financial mess that all companies generate.

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    85. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      It's called a tax dodge. and anyone who knows taxes and finances knows it. Oracle is just too big to get caught at it, but a guy without billions will get slapped in Federal prison for trying to pull that stunt.

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    86. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I want 10% of all gain across the board no matter the source of income. Rock assholes like him will finally be paying their fair share. 25% of any income sent overseas or earned overseas to penalize trying to hide it in the cayman islands.

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    87. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by evilRhino · · Score: 1

      You are right that there are other options, but Oracle has enough income that they can undercut all these offerings when they see a potential client using a competitor. If they can sell your product at a loss to cannibalize the competitor's profits, it is functionally a monopoly.

    88. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I know the tax rate, I don't need fucking reminding every time I walk into a shop. I want to know how much cash I need to take out of my pocket, and avoid factoring the differences between books, food and high grade vodka into a total bill.

    89. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      Which would be a sufficient retort if all wages were spent the moment they were earnt, which opposes the very principle of capital.

      Prices aren't rising that fast - this isn't the Weimar Republic. In fact, according to Paul Krugman, inflation is practically non-existent and the Fed should be expanding the money supply even faster.

      Whether you agree with that idea or not, the way it's done by the Fed hurts the lowest earning workers the most, but you'll never hear Krugman admit such a thing.

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    90. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Maudib · · Score: 1

      Because he owns 25% of the company? Its his company. If the people working for him don't like it, then they should go start their own.

    91. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Maudib · · Score: 0

      You guys disgust me. Calling a person a parasite because they believe enough in someone's crazy idea to give them money in exchange for a deferred low probability return is just wrong.

      Investors are more important then employees. Its far easier to find good employees then investors.

    92. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Maudib · · Score: 1

      Cconsider this. I go and raise $1m to start a company, my investors get a 30% stake, I take 60% and set aside a 10% employee pool.

      During year 1 I will spend it all:
      - Investors will get zero $0k.
      - I'll get salary at $100k
      - 10 Employees share get $800k.

      So for year one, the employees get almost ALL of the economic benefit. Investors get by far the least and have paid for everyone else. Yet you call them parasites?

      Year 2 & Year 3, likely more of the same. For years the investors will pay for everyone else, in exchange for no return. In all likelihood they will never get any return at all. Maybe, 1 in 6 companies will be profitable and the investor will see a return. His return needs to exceed the sum total of his investments across all 6 companies, otherwise he is at a net loss. Meanwhile everyone else is always at a net gain.

    93. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      As opposed to eurotrash who 'know America' because they've been to ether LA or NY.

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    94. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Want into one hand, shit into the other and see which one fills up first.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    95. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Wow, he invented relational databases, wrote all the code, did all the marketing and built their headquarters brick by brick all by himself? AMAZING!

    96. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I did the shit in one hand trick, and got a congress full of assholes.

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    97. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Stop with your class warfare there mister!

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    98. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Except it's the shareholders who put up the capital. While Ellison is a major shareholder, he does not hold the majority of the stock.

    99. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Even funnier, he supports the Basic Income, but the 'capitalists' like to ignore that part.

    100. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by sjames · · Score: 1

      The problem is that he and his peers keep buying laws that keep them rich enough to buy laws using their pocket change.

    101. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Yes, and that can work well. But that isn't a flat tax as was proposed.

      You can also not tax basic food and clothing.

    102. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      That's not how Oracle marketing works.

      It they see you using a competitor and they want you to use their software they will 'market' the decision maker. You will pay full price, until you are locked in, then the price goes up. The 'decision maker' will get a no-show job at Oracle marketing, making about 4x what (s)he made before.

      But it's not like SAP/Microsoft/IBM don't have marketing budgets of their own.

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    103. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would do the same thing if you could. Or did you voluntary pay more taxes than you had to?

    104. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      Maybe he built the company, but he doesn't own the company. The shareholders do. He is working for THEM.

    105. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      The guy built that company up from a two-bit hole in the wall operation into one of the largest computer empires known to man. He could fairly ask for a billion bucks a year as a salary and he would deserve it all!

      He did it all by himself, with no employees or investors. The self-made man rises again.

    106. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      You know....
      There is a middle ground to this. There is such a thing as nobody should be able to randomly determine what somebody else "needs", AND Nobody should honestly make that much money.

    107. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      You know, people always make fun of visiting McDonald's in another country, but I usually try to cram a visit to one in. It's always interesting to me how the company morphs slightly for each country, and yet still keeps most things recognizable.
      Don't get me wrong, it's just a very minor part of the overall experience of visiting somewhere else. But it's interesting to see the similarity/difference in a known quantity.

    108. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, do you expect him to pay tax on his options before he gets any cash from them? Just where is that money supposed to come from?

      There are plenty of problems with the tax code, but taxing only on realized gains ain't one of them.

    109. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a true socialist.

      Why do so many people have absolutely no clue what a socialist is? Ellison owns something like 24% of Oracle. He doesn't own the whole thing. No-one is saying to take that away from him, or to have him pay anything more than his fair share of taxes on any capital gains or dividends. They're just supporting the other stockholders of Oracle, who think that he's being paid too much of _their_ money.

    110. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by tragedy · · Score: 1

      I think you need a refresher on how fractions and percentages work. It's actually mostly other people's company. The money he's getting is not what he's due as a stockholder, it's executive pay which he gets on top of that. It comes out of the companies profits, which rightfully belong to the stockholders.

    111. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only it does not work that way. The only societies where this make sense are the ones that function as centers for storage of huge amounts of money like Swiss is. There is nothing wrong with that but as the societies go there can only be few of them that do this that way. If country is big enough the use of flat sales tax means you have huge group at the bottom of income pyramid where such tax keeps the individuals trapped there with most of income spent on cost of living. I do not mind if US citizens are ignorant and gulible enough for such system. If assholes from ruling elite try to do this here they better invest in security. Wait - have they not been doing this last few decades?

    112. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      We have GST of 15%, but for a non-commercial (i.e. between two individuals) transaction you wouldn't have to pay it. The government would have collected $0 for that yacht. We also have no Capital Gains Tax, so the seller couldn't get dinged on the profit after depreciation on it either.

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    113. Re: A bunch of spineless wimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boeing sell their airplanes in international waters to avoid Washington State's Sales Tax. The same thing would happen under a flat sales tax.

    114. Re:A bunch of spineless wimps... by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      Wrong, he made the company, but then went public; which means he essentially sold it (or parts of it). So now the shareholers (ie: owners) get to vote what happens with it.

  2. Why? by rsmith-mac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While TFA provides a good summary of the vote, it does a terrible reason of explaining why the shareholders voted as they did.

    So why are the shareholders against Larry's compensation package? The use of stock options means that Larry only gets paid if the company is doing well; or rather more specifically if the company's shares are doing well, which is all the shareholders are going to care about in the first place. At 4.6B shares the company is big enough that Larry's compensation isn't going to meaningfully dilute the value of shares. And switching to traditional compensation packages would eat into Oracle's profits.

    What am I missing here? For a company that's doing well, this seems like the perfect way to pay Larry. What is it the shareholders would rather do, and why would it be any better?

    1. Re:Why? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2

      More importantly, if companies don't launder the money through the CEO, how will the the bicycle of political influence be pedaled?

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    2. Re:Why? by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      And if he ever decides to short-sell his own company?

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    3. Re:Why? by fatphil · · Score: 2

      > And switching to traditional compensation packages would eat into Oracle's profits.

      Only if he were to get a nett 76 million via that mechanism. Maybe the shareholders think that he doesn't deserve to be compensated anything like that amount?

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    4. Re:Why? by hairyfish · · Score: 4, Funny

      The bicycle of political influence? You really just said that?

    5. Re: Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was shooting for the laundry delivery metaphor. Isn't your laundry delivered by bicycle?

    6. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He goes to prison. Insider trading is illegal.

    7. Re:Why? by TFAFalcon · · Score: 2

      For every stock that he gets, the value of stockholder stocks is diluted - they own a lesser % of the company. Why shouldn't they complain about that?

      If stock options were 'free' for the stockholders, then why doesn't every worker get a few million dollar's worth of them?

    8. Re:Why? by Luckyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He's good, but not worth the pay he's receiving.

      Just because plumber does a good job, doesn't mean he's worth tens of millions a year. Just because CEO does a good job, doesn't mean that he's worth 76.9 million USD.

    9. Re:Why? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2

      That depends on how the stock is issued - from a non-issued pool (has 100% of Oracle shares already been issued publicly, or did the company retain a pool) or through a new issue? If the former, no dilution happens.

    10. Re:Why? by mysidia · · Score: 2

      The use of stock options means that Larry only gets paid if the company is doing well; or rather more specifically if the company's shares are doing well

      Well exactly... the company doesn't have to do well in the long term Just its shares. Providing an executive options, means that the exec is going to be focused on trying to maximize short term share price increase, at the potential cost of tens of billions in long-term opportunity, for the company.

      And switching to traditional compensation packages would eat into Oracle's profits.

      Using the options-based compensation eats into shareholder's equity interests, with regards to the company's current profit and future profit, forever.

    11. Re: Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      no, he was going for a pun of peddle vs pedal. Peddling influence vs. pedaling a bicycle.

    12. Re:Why? by adolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your analogy is backwards.

      Most plumbers don't work for, much less run, companies that have annual revenue measured in billions of dollars.

      Indeed, I'd wager that most plumbers take home a far greater share (on a percentage basis) of the company's revenue than does Ellison.

      One could draw from this the conclusion that Ellison is underpaid compared to most plumbers, but that would be absurd.

      Hence, your analogy is useless.

    13. Re:Why? by Required+Snark · · Score: 5, Informative
      Right. I don't know about Ellison specifically, but the shares are usually granted at a discount, so there is a significant boost in real value. Plus there are tax advantages that he accrues, so he is effectively getting an even larger compensation package.

      Plus it's not Ellison's company, it's the shareholders company. If shareholders think he is overpaid that should have some impact. If he disagrees, he can just quit, right? (That's the bullshit line that used to justify treating workers like shit, so it feels really good to use on a prick like Ellison.)

      What this really shows is that corporate governance is broken. The board doesn't work for the shareholders, they are at the beck and call of the CEO. He puts them on the board, they make huge amounts for the little work they do, and so they do whatever the CEO wants. They are a rubber stamp. This is a lot closer to feudalism then real capitalism. The workers are serfs, the shareholders are not much better off, and the lords who run the show take everything they can lay their hands on. Welcome to non-capitalist, not a democracy 21st America.

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    14. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if he wants to short-sell and lose money, that is okay, no?

    15. Re:Why? by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Ellison is taking $77 million / yr in stock options while accepting $1 / yr in salary. He has arranged that himself, since he is the Chief Executive Officer and sets corporate policy. Most shareholders are calling foul because he is abusing the corporation they own to diddle the USA taxman for his personal benefit. He also is increasing the amount of influence he can exert over the value of their shares as he manages his stock portfolio.

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    16. Re:Why? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      I don't think you realize that 76.9 million is just his stock options. He also gets dividends, just like all other stock holders.

      Also, I'd take that wager once we agree that plumbing company in question must be at least within hundred times as large as Oracle. How much are you willing to bet?

    17. Re:Why? by CaymanIslandCarpedie · · Score: 1

      If they come from a company retained pool, that company retained pool would be an asset on the companies balance sheet. So taking it from there lowers the company's value by 76M. The stock options are a tax dodge, but that isn't what Oracle's owners are complaining about. They are complaining about his compensation being too high. I don't think they are too worried about the exact structure of that compensation. Either way it takes from their value.

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    18. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I'd wager that most plumbers take home a far greater share (on a percentage basis) of the company's revenue than does Ellison.

      Most plumbers also produce a far greater share of the company's revenue than does Ellison. They earn their pay.

      Ellison almost certainly does not generate $76M per year for the shareholders.

      Indeed, Oracle would probably do better if they fired Ellison, replaced him with any competent person willing to work for $1M a year, and used the $75M saved to branch out into plumbing.

    19. Re:Why? by locofungus · · Score: 2

      What am I missing here? For a company that's doing well, this seems like the perfect way to pay Larry.

      His share options are almost certainly offered way below par.

      If the shares are $33 and he gets 2M @ $3 then that's a theoretical gain of $60M when he exercises.

      A 10% fall in the value of the company means he "only" gets $54M instead - while the investors who bought $2M at $33 lose $6M

      I'm not 100% sure of the UK regulations but I think for share options schemes of this size (there are tax exemptions for some cases but I think the cap is £30000) you would be taxed as income on the gain when you exercised the options. (For gains of this size, 50% rather than 28% CGT)

      For the US I think it's different and it's a way of avoiding income tax with fairly minimal risk.

      The UK sees share option schemes like this as just another form of income, albeit deferred and not guaranteed - so the UK defers the income tax to the point where the gain is actually made.

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    20. Re:Why? by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      But won't the value of the company drop as a result? Since it no longer owns those shares?

    21. Re:Why? by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      I don't think it works like that. Typically when a corporation goes public, a percentage of the stock is held in reserve: the company qua corporate person retains those shares. For things like offering stock option incentives to its employees.

      So long as Ellison's stock options are not exercised, they have no direct effect on the value of stock that is being actively traded. When they are exercised, the company's reserve is depleted, but there is no direct dilution of outstanding stock. Putting more stock into active trading might have an effect, but that would be no different from any other market activity.

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    22. Re:Why? by adolf · · Score: 1

      I think I realize that 76.9 million, plus any dividends, plus $1, is far less than the per-capita wage on a percentage basis of most plumbers.

      That said, this statement is nonsensical:

      once we agree that plumbing company in question must be at least within hundred times as large as Oracle

      Whatever it is you're going on about, I don't think it relates well to most plumbers. No bet.

    23. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The use of stock options means that Larry only gets paid if the company is doing well; or rather more specifically if the company's shares are doing well, which is all the shareholders are going to care about in the first place.

      If the stock loses 99% of its value, his compensation would still be more than most people make in their life. How that translates into not getting paid at all for you is a mystery to me.

    24. Re:Why? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2

      If they come from a company retained pool, that company retained pool would be an asset on the companies balance sheet. So taking it from there lowers the company's value by 76M

      From the Oracle financial report, last page:

      Stock-based compensation expenses: We have excluded the effect of stock-based compensation expenses from our non-GAAP
      operating expenses and net income measures. Although stock-based compensation is a key incentive offered to our employees, and we
      believe such compensation contributed to the revenues earned during the periods presented and also believe it will contribute to the
      generation of future period revenues, we continue to evaluate our business performance excluding stock-based compensation expenses.
      Stock-based compensation expenses will recur in future periods

      http://www.oracle.com/us/corporate/investor-relations/financials/q1fy14-detailed-financials-2016793.pdf

      However, they are detailed in the Stock Holding Pattern filings, which show as of September 2013 74.98% of the company is held by the company, and 25.02% of the company is held publicly (which is an increase of 0.01 percentage points since June 2013).

      http://www.oracle.com/us/industries/financial-services/share-holding-pattern-sep2013-2031438.pdf

    25. Re:Why? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Won't the value of the company drop as a result of any transfer of compensation from the company to someone else? That $74Million would have to come from somewhere if it was cash rather than stock options.

      The toss up is whether the person you are compensating was responsible in whole or in part for bringing in more than their compensation package as revenue...

    26. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also miss out on the fact that for Larry to have any money he will need to exercise his options, making them available to shareholders to purchase.

    27. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although the shareholders have the right to sell their shares, but obviously they don't want to do that.

    28. Re:Why? by tgd · · Score: 1

      For every stock that he gets, the value of stockholder stocks is diluted - they own a lesser % of the company. Why shouldn't they complain about that?

      If stock options were 'free' for the stockholders, then why doesn't every worker get a few million dollar's worth of them?

      Which doesn't matter if he continues to grow the company's value. If you dilute stock 10% and the price goes down 10% as a result, that's bad. If you dilute a stock 10% and the value goes up 10%, there's no problem.

      The stranger thing is them being options, not shares vesting over time. That *may* be the source of the concern ... the stock price doesn't, generally, take into account the share dilution represented by outstanding options, so there's some risk, I suppose, that a large purchase of shares would dilute the company in one quick transaction... but given the numbers of shares we're talking about, I'd think it'd get lost in the noise of normal fluctuations.

      I'm guessing most of the votes came from people who don't really understand economics, or just wanted to jump on the CEO pay bandwagon.

    29. Re:Why? by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Not quite. If Larry left tomorrow then he would do well focusing on the short term share value, since he would be cashing them in shortly. If, however, he wants to have a continuing revenue stream he'd do well to focus on the long term share value. The only way I know how to do that is to keep the company healthy and growing.
      Since he build the company up from the ground I would assume that leaving his baby isn't in his immediate plans. Ergo it wouldn't be wise to focus on empty stock value increases and other Pyrrhic victories.
      Disclaimer: I have no experience running a company, large or small. I'm just an armchair theorist.

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    30. Re:Why? by tgd · · Score: 2

      Although the shareholders have the right to sell their shares, but obviously they don't want to do that.

      Absolutely. Ellison's pay is the board of directors responsibility and call to make, not the shareholders. They can vote for the board members they want to represent them, and vote with their wallet if they don't like it. That's how the market works.

      The irony is, of course, that the people complaining about it *wouldn't* sell their shares over it, because they're making too much money on it.

    31. Re:Why? by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      Exactly - giving him stock is about the same as giving him cash. The only difference is that it that it looks better on the balance sheet.

      As for the second part of your response, why is this view only taken when it comes to management? Nearly every worker will bring in more then they are being paid (if they don't you fire them anyway). So why does the management get such ridiculously inflated bonuses? And don't say it's because of all the responsibility they have - I've yet to hear of a manager paying the company when they do a poor job.

    32. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but what percentage of the work does Ellison do?

    33. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is contributing more to the economy than most people will do in their life.

      That would be employees that actually design and build the products. He just takes the credit.

    34. Re:Why? by Amouth · · Score: 1

      if he can show that the decision was made completely as an investor and zero input from his job at the company then sure.

      Thats going to be hard to prove with him being CEO and all.

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    35. Re:Why? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Uhm, CEOs don't get that option.

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    36. Re:Why? by tranquilidad · · Score: 1

      They are almost certainly not offered way below par. Par value for Oracle stock is $0.01 per share.

      Perhaps you meant his stock options were issued below market value. Doing so would be a huge problem for Oracle and Larry.

      I think Ellison's stock options are NQSOs (non-qualified stock options). There's an extremely low possibility he was issued ISOs (Incentive Stock Options) - I say low possibility because ISOs are complex for both the company and the recipient.

      NQSOs are issued to many employees at Oracle and they all fall under a filed stock option plan. The options must be issued at market value. The market value used by Oracle used to be the closing price on the day the option was issued. (There are other IRS approved methods for determining market value such as sampling lowest closing price over a 30-day period).

      When Larry gets an option each option is priced at the market closing price on the date issued. Yesterday's close was $33.50.

      Larry can exercise his options in one of two ways after the defined vesting period has occurred. (The vesting period for Oracle's stock options is 4 years which means he is permitted to exercise 25% of the granted options each year starting after 1 year has passed. The options expire after 10 years - if he doesn't exercise them he loses them.)

      Larry can do a same-day-sale exercise. In this case he would use the value of immediately selling the shares on the open market to purchase the options. If he was granted 1,000 shares at an exercise price of $33.50 and the current market price is $43.50 then on the first year he could get $2,500 in income. (Exercising 250 shares with a same-day-sale netting $10 per share.)

      With a same-day-sale he would pay ordinary income taxes on the $2,500.

      Larry could also simply purchase the shares with his own money. In this case he would have to pay $83,750 to buy the 250 shares available to him. If he holds those 250 shares for less than two-years then he would owe ordinary income tax on the difference between what he paid and the price at which he sold them. If, however, he holds those shares for more than two years then he would pay the capital gains rate on those shares.

      Larry will only make money if the price of the stock increases. In the case of a same-day exercise he takes no risk with his personal money and has to pay ordinary income tax on the profit. In the case of an outright purchase then he is placing his personal money at risk on the value of the company increasing over time and would only owe capital gains taxes on any profit if he risks his money for at least two years.

      If, as others have argued here, the stock loses 99% of its value then Larry would make nothing and, if he had purchased the stock outright he would lose 99% of his personal money tied to that particular option.

      I don't know what he does today but he used to wait until near the end of the exercise period (10 years) before purchasing the stock outright rather than a same-day exercise.

    37. Re:Why? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Clearly it's a unicycle.

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    38. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about I'm a software developer working on a product that wakes up in the middle of the night startled with an idea that ends up being about 7% of the patents that are held by the company just a couple years later and accounts for almost 10% of the companies yearly income... Why the heck am I not making millions of dollars a year. The idea I had in the middle of the night is bringing in about 37 million but I'm only making 100k.

    39. Re:Why? by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      Even though the analogy is backwards, it highlights that the CEO of any company cannot contribute the lions share of work.

      Is the job 1000 times more difficult than what the average worker does? Are they moving 1000 times faster? The delusion that says that some sort of fairness mechanism crept into a board meeting where executives decide compensation for other executives and for the average worker flies in the face of reality.

      "Fairness" might be workers voting on the compensation of their leaders as the leaders decide what the workers get paid. Until that happens -- Government or Stockholder intervention is the only mechanism to provide checks and balances.

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    40. Re: Why? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 2

      It's a good metaphor, but really not sufficient. I want to know how the kittens of deferred tax liabilities will be weaned?

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    41. Re:Why? by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      Misunderstandings and ignorance included, all of these replies are your answer, and none are.
      Each shareholder voted for their own reasons. You would have to poll them all for an actual answer.
      With the number of shares involved, it may be more about company control and stock price than compensation. Think like a shareholder.
      If you don't own stock, pick 3 companies and buy token stock, like $20 each. follow the price for a year. You will understand so much more that way.

    42. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the job 1000 times more difficult than what the average worker does?

      Actually, the requirements to do the CEO job are not taught in school (or anywhere, for that matter.) From what I've observed, you either have what it takes to be a CEO or you don't. Successful CEOs make up 10%-30% of the total CEO population (read: CEO that can expand market share and stock price, consistently and successfully, year after year.) If you have the skills, it's not 1000x as difficult; however, only 1 in 100000 have what it takes to be a successful CEO, so you get low supply, high demand.

      If you're posting on Slashdot, odds are (a) you don't have it and (b) it's unlikely you'll understand or believe what I posted.

    43. Re: Why? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      By throwing them in the spokes, while we get our nuts caught in the chain.

      Hey, this is America, our balls are huge. And unwieldy.

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    44. Re:Why? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      The point is that you're intentionally or unintentionally trying to fix the numbers. Most plumbing companies are one man or small business, so in relation to company budget, single employee would be earning a large portion of income. At large multinational like oracle, a single employee is always going to earn less in relation to company income than the single employee of one man business. Even if said business is bad and the only employee barely makes enough to earn a living.

    45. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CEO's buy and sell shares all the time. to avoid "insider trading" they have to just follow certain procedures, which i believe includes giving advanced notice of their intent to buy/sell a significant number of shares on a certain date.

    46. Re:Why? by locofungus · · Score: 1

      I meant market value at the time of issue. I had assumed that this is what par would be for options but actually par doesn't appear to have any meaning at all for options.

      As to the rest, I don't know. You could be right but then it doesn't make sense to say he's getting $77M in compensation. The naive value of what he's getting is, in fact, zero in that case.

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    47. Re:Why? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      So why are the shareholders against Larry's compensation package? The use of stock options means that Larry only gets paid if the company is doing well; or rather more specifically if the company's shares are doing well, which is all the shareholders are going to care about in the first place

      Because it encourages short-term thinking. As in, next-quarter-results. Stockholders care about next quarter, but they also care about next fiscal year, next 10 fiscal years, etc. Taking a hit this quarter to enable even more growth for the next 20 quarters is something you'd do if this quarter wasn't important.

      It's why Tim Cook only gets stock doled out over a 10+ year period - the point is to encourage long term growth over short term numbers

    48. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please. the problem is that no CEO's would work for what Joe the broke liberal thinks they should. No one was forced to buy stock. So go buy stock where the CEO and everyone else in managements pay is decided by shareholders. Or better yet, a vote on Reddit.
      Good luck with that.

    49. Re: Why? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Explains why TSA agents were groping around my ankles.

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    50. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of anything you said is true or supported by empirical research.

    51. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 pogo stick

    52. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just made Adolf's point for him. The correlation to Larry Ellison and any manual labor is a nonsensical comparisson. We don't have to inflate the plumbing company, no reason to. That plumber makes the plumbing company, and takes home more of the pie than Larry does, who also made his company. If you are really trying to make the plumber analogy, then you lose because Larry makes very little in relation to the plumber, when relating either of them to the company they are involved in.

      The idea of Larry being underpaid is, of course, absurd, which adolf already agreed to, so the whole analogy is absurd.

      If Lucyo plumbing does so good, because Luckyo is a great plumber, great. Then you hire 2 journeymen plumbers. Each show up and job sights, and have on coveralls that say Luckyo on them, so people write them big ass checks. They don't deserve all of that, because they are trading on Luckyo's name. When they get drunk and walk off the job in the middle of the day, Luckyo has to show up. Labor doesn't deserve anything but a fair wage for the work they do. Luckyo deserves the spoils of his risk as well as his work.

      Furthermore, when Luckyo was taking it on the chin, giving good service and making next to nothing because he was just starting out, those 2 transient journeymen were drinking on a different job, and cashing a check much larger than Luckyo per time.

    53. Re:Why? by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      The shareholders probably think the number of stock options should be less. It's irrelevant if the pay is a small percentage of Oracle's worth. The capitalist model is that the pay should be as low as the market will support, not what the company can support.

    54. Re:Why? by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      Don't they usually hire someone else (without insider knowledge) to make the trades for them?

    55. Re:Why? by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      the problem is that no CEO's would work for what Joe the broke liberal thinks they should.

      citation needed

    56. Re:Why? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Sorry if the pedal/peddle pun eluded you.

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    57. Re:Why? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Please. the problem is that no CEO's would work for what Joe the broke liberal thinks they should.

      There are large numbers of CEOs that work for not nearly as much compensation.

      More than a few hundred thousand for the CEO only makes sense, if it comes with a long term contract, that says the CEO has to give all that money back, if they jump ship to go work for the management of a different company.

    58. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a great metaphor. The companies are the pedals that drive the back wheel (congress, senate, president) that pushes the frame (civil service, laws) that pushes the front wheel (the citizenry) who embody the steering and are directed by the rider (the 0.1%).

  3. Interesting reference to HealthCare.gov by bobthesungeek76036 · · Score: 1
    I wonder if Oracle is in damage control regarding healthcare.gov debacle? One article suggest Oracle software might be an issue:

    http://www.propublica.org/article/heres-why-healthcaregov-broke-down

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    1. Re:Interesting reference to HealthCare.gov by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      While Oracle software might be the cause of some of the problems, in reality there was no proper testing. I feel the fact that they only did two weeks of testing at the end of the project, when aren't doing any development after is more of an issue.

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  4. Two Presidents by bobthesungeek76036 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've always wondered why Oracle has two presidents as well. Having worked for the Big-O I can atest that it is two companies in one. Sales is just an enabler for the real money maker: support and services. So even though Oracle has two presidents (Mark Hurd - sales, Safra Catz - services), there's only one big dog on the porch and believe me it's Safra...

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    1. Re:Two Presidents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So Hurd isn't that important? I Gnu it!

  5. If they really meant it, they'd sell their stock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they don't like the pay practices, why do they even own the stock?

    Voting in a non-binding referendum? Isn't that like bailing the Costa Concordia with a paper cup?

  6. Re:If they really meant it, they'd sell their stoc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they don't like the pay practices, why do they even own the stock?

    Voting in a non-binding referendum? Isn't that like bailing the Costa Concordia with a paper cup?

    More like a strainer...

  7. Too many shares by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    The idea is sound but it's simply too many shares. He doesn't even need to perform well because the stock could tank 50% and he would still get almost 40 million dollars. Cut the number of shares by 75% and it makes more sense.

  8. Re: If they really meant it, they'd sell their sto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If they had a binding referendum, people might get the idea that shareholders own the company or something. We can't have that. They might want to do stuff that billionaires don't like.

  9. Somewhat disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe /. has grown up, or is it just me, but...

    Not even a single joke about shareholders shocked by the size of Larry's packgage? How come?

    1. Re:Somewhat disappointed by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Because The Register already beat it to death.

      Hehe.

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  10. As officially stated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.hhs.gov/digitalstrategy/blog/2013/10/more-on-the-tech-surge.html

  11. Stock options are the right way to pay CEOs by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    No CEO should get cash compensation. They should be paid exclusively in stock options. Why? Because they will only make any money if they make the company a success and the stock price goes up. If the stock price goes down, their options are worthless unless and until the price recovers.

    Paying CEOs only in stock options would guarantee that they didn't make a dime if the company performed poorly. A 1 year holding period after exercise would prevent them pumping up a quarter artificially just to dump it and quit.

    1. Re:Stock options are the right way to pay CEOs by gmclapp · · Score: 1

      I had to read through all these comments to find one person who understands that the point of any compensation package is to incentivize doing one's job well. This is how you incentivize a CEO. Well said.

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    2. Re:Stock options are the right way to pay CEOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Maybe. But it depends on the "discount" the options are given. If I get 2 million shares, currently priced at $33, for $3 a piece, I can nearly bankrupt the company and walk away with a salary that in one year outranks any member of the middle-class's lifetime earnings. Furthermore, your one year holding scheme only means that I now take my stock-option, wait around a year, then pump up the 5th quarter, dump my options, and still make a pretty penny after the stock crashes and I exercise my options on the flailing stock the next year.

      This is where you're falling short. The problem is not paying a CEO purely in stock options. The problem is that the CEO's have restructured it so that there's no longer an incentive to build a long term, stable plan for a company. Also, here in the US, stock options are an exceptionally clever way to get at minimum an awesome discount on your taxes and at best no taxes at all should you structure the transactions correctly under the right circumstances.

      Because I'm sure we'll differ on the opinion of taxes and the "value of labor" for a CEO, I'll skip that and just focus on where we seem to both be red-blooded American-style Capitalists: fiscally incentivizing your CEO to do an exceptional job. In case you decide to go off on a tangent, the amounts here are merely for demonstration. Feel free to sub in $10 million or whatever amount you feel is necessary. I'm not arguing scale here, just mechanics.

      I'm all for stock options. Oh look you, you're a CEO. I narrowly discount some shares of stock and effectively say, "You get $500,000 a year in 10% discounted stock options. The price is locked in at 10% off the price at the beginning of the fiscal year. At the end of the year, the option is exercised and you get actual shares of stock."

      This has a two fold effect. In essence, if your CEO for whatever reason doesn't have a stash of cash to make it until he has actual stock to sale, he can use the options as collateral and get a line of credit. So you've sort-of paid up front and a fiscally responsible adult (is your CEO fiscally responsible?) will know how to make those options work for her in the interim.

      This provides the incentive. If the stock tanks, they get substantially less money than $500,000 that year. If the stock soars, you get a good net-gain and an even larger discount in absolute terms (hence an even larger net-gain) for the next year.

      You've paid in stock so the government is no longer interested in closing your tax loopholes and exempting your options from your cushy cap-gains rate because they realize a more steady stream of revenue this way. If the CEO pumps up your company and sells out at the end of the year, your board of investors should do a better job finding a CEO who is going to stick around for a while. Meanwhile, you're probably in a better position to attract a better CEO who can get the ship righted before the raze-and-burn tactics of the previous CEO festers.

    3. Re:Stock options are the right way to pay CEOs by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      No. They will run the company into the ground to make the financial goals. You just ruined half or more of the business based economy, and put millions of people out of work.

  12. I thought you had representation in a corporation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's always baited around that a corporation has to do what the shareholders say and that this ensures much less corruption than in government.

    Seems more like the corporation is a dictatorship.

  13. Re:I thought you had representation in a corporati by tgd · · Score: 1

    It's always baited around that a corporation has to do what the shareholders say and that this ensures much less corruption than in government.

    Seems more like the corporation is a dictatorship.

    No its not -- that's you just misunderstanding how a corporation works. The shareholders select the board. The board controls the leadership. The leadership controls the company. That's how all companies work, and should work. (And, probably not coincidentally, exactly how the US government was intended to work.)

    Why? Shareholders (like voters in the US) don't have enough knowledge and experience to have their opinions really matter. You use your single vote to select people who you feel represent you best -- in a company, or the government. Then you let them do what you hired them to do. If you don't like it, you don't vote for them again.

  14. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't like Oracle and think their products are suck-ass bloatware, but Larry Ellison made that company.

    And then he sold that company to the shareholders. His profit is the money he got for the shares.

    Finally, someone who understands!

    And it's sad that the above comments turned it into a Capitalist/Socialist thing.

    What we're seeing is your typical corporate CEO strategy - outlandish pay for mediocre performance. And I think that's the REAL issue here.

    And folks, remember stock options DO NOT GET TAXED LIKE REGULAR INCOME. So, he's paying close to zero tax on this and differing gains - maybe forever by moving them offshore. This billionaire is getting a sweet sweet deal on the middle class' back.

    Go look at your pay stubs or at at that check you send to the IRS every quarter my fellow small businessmen and ask yourself, "Why am I not getting that same deal?"

  15. BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No CEO should get cash compensation. They should be paid exclusively in stock options. Why? Because they will only make any money if they make the company a success and the stock price goes up. If the stock price goes down, their options are worthless unless and until the price recovers.

    At which point the Board promptly "re-prices" the options. Lets see what CPAs have to say about that:"Repricings effectively reward executives for corporate difficulties, rather than hold them accountable."

    http://www.nysscpa.org/cpajournal/2007/1007/perspectives/p6.htm

  16. So? by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter what the stockholders voted as their votes don't count.

    It's like the French voting for American presidents.

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    1. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but the stockholder vote does count. in this vote they are merely taking a survey to find out what the stockholders want...

      the board of directors could very well go against the vote, because it was non-binding. but the stockholders do have the power to replace the board of directors if the board of directors ignores them too much and goes against their wishes too often.

  17. Re:I thought you had representation in a corporati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's how all companies work, and should work.

    Shouldn't the employees be the owners? Or at least have the voting rights? At least to vote in directors, if not actual policy?

    Shareholders (like voters in the US) don't have enough knowledge and experience to have their opinions really matter.

    Oh you're just one of those people... shouldn't have bothered replying.

  18. OK, what does he need it for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And I think what makes him a judge of it is that he's a shareholder of the company who is saying that Larry is paid too much.

  19. The $1 salary scam again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, if the CEO is only paid $1 per year, the peons should probably receive only about 1c per year.

  20. lol nonbinding by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's nonbinding as in they can still do it but they'll get massacred on the stock price. Good luck with that one, Larry. You know what would be really funny? If the stock options he got were voting stocks. Then he could show up in a hat, big glasses, and a mustache and and vote yes on Larry's compensation.

  21. $78.9 million? by coofercat · · Score: 2

    Pff! I wouldn't get out of bed for that. No wonder they're complaining it's not enough ;-)

    1. Re:$78.9 million? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Not get out of bed? You'll miss the America's Cup!

  22. Aye, he likes a dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just as long as it isn't a governmental dictatorship.

    Private corporate dictatorship, though, is the Invisible Finger and therefore Holy.

  23. Business is a team sport by sjbe · · Score: 1

    The guy built that company up from a two-bit hole in the wall operation into one of the largest computer empires known to man.

    All by himself? Yeah, not quite. Larry may own a lot of stock but he didn't build Oracle up all by his lonesome. A LOT of other people were involved with that and their contributions matter. Many of them arguably more than Larry himself. You are making the same stupid argument I hear people make on sports radio about how some star player "won" the title, as if none of his teammates mattered a bit.

    He could fairly ask for a billion bucks a year as a salary and he would deserve it all!

    Really? He brings in more value to the company than $1B/year? I think you are going to have to provide some evidence for that.

  24. Salary != Total Compensation by sjbe · · Score: 1

    As an employee, he gets paid $1/yr. This is not about what he is doing as an employee.

    He gets a salary of $1/year. He gets paid considerably more than that. Compensation is not just what is on your W2.

  25. Sociopath by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

    It's all part of being a sociopath. What other people think doesn't matter.

  26. uncle Larry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never met Uncle Larry for breakfast, or tea, or lunch or dinner, he never even talked to me. But I know deep in my heart that uncle Larry is the fucking man!

    I would have so many women and nice cars and beautiful things, get massages all day, ejaculate twice a day, take showers, go in Japanese baths if I was him. I would eat great, and feel blissful, I believe Uncle Larry does all these things. If I ever meet uncle Larry I want to pat him on the back and shake his hand. For being an awesome inspiration for his nephew.