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First time accepted submitter BlazeMiskulin writes "With XP approaching end-of-life, I find myself in a situation that I'm guessing is common: What to do with Mom's machine (or 'grandma's machine' for the younger of you). Since a change has to be made, this seems like a good time to move to a Linux distro. My mother (82) uses her computer for e-mail and web-browsing only. I know that any distro will be able to handle her needs. I've been using Linux (Ubuntu, CentOS, and Redhat--usually with KDE interface) for about 10 years now, but I know that my preferences are quite different from hers.

I have my own ideas, but I'm curious what others think: What combination of distro and UI would you recommend for an old, basic-level user who is accustomed to the XP interface and adverse to change?"
My Grandmother seems happy running KDE on Debian.

287 comments

  1. Ask her if she will accept any little change by Bugamn · · Score: 2

    If she does, I would suggest Linux Mint, as it will have a reasonably familiar interface (icons, start menu) and is also an acceptable system. Keep in mind that you will have to keep adjusting it to her tastes, for example, editing menus or creating icons for her. If you are familiar with another systems (say, Unity), you might try that. As you will have to give her support, it's very important that you are familiar

    And pray she doesn't want to stay with Windows. My mother learned to use Windows 8 out of spite enough so she doesn't need Linux, but not enough so she can keep her own computer clean (by the way, I need to go back there check how is the new antivirus working, does anybody have good recomendations?).

    1. Re:Ask her if she will accept any little change by denisbergeron · · Score: 1

      I will settle for Linux Mint also. All my family are on it, even the older one with only knowledge in literature ;-)

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    2. Re:Ask her if she will accept any little change by anmre · · Score: 1

      Seconded. I have my wife's parents using Linux Mint and they took to it very quickly. The interface is very familiar with the Menu and Task Bar defaulted to the bottom just like it would be in Windows XP. They only really use their computers for online banking and facebook and it's worked beautifully. They also loved it when I welcomed them to the dark side of computing!

    3. Re:Ask her if she will accept any little change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have three kids (16, 14, 12) and all were converted from windows to Linux.
      Two went to Ubuntu, while the youngest selected Mint. If you want a "minimal change" type system I would go with Mint.

      slight tangent...

      No offense to the windows fans, but i just go tired of them getting infections (they ran Avast and they had non-admin accounts).
      The "last straw" was with windows activation issues even though the PC's were HP's and had the windows stickers on them.
      Since one of them had a virus prior to this no setup programs could run leaving me with a rebuild. It was rebuilt to ubuntu in far less time and amost fully functional out of the box (no drivers, additional software, etc).

      The only thing they sometimes miss is powerpoint. For some reason Libreoffice has some difficulties dealing with powerpoint files vs excel or word.

    4. Re:Ask her if she will accept any little change by jomcty · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ditto to Linux Mint LTS. Don't forget to install the ssh-server and x11vnc for remote management. :) I replaced WinXP on my Dad's computer with LM and forgot to install the ssh server since it isn't installed by default; I was accustomed to RH distros and assumed ssh-server was installed by default.

    5. Re:Ask her if she will accept any little change by rvw · · Score: 2

      I use Kaspersky for family computers, $40 for 3 computers yearly I believe. Before I used Avast, until it started to get annoying. I forced her to use Firefox when she started using a computer, and installed Adblock and some other addons that keep browsing safe without annoying her with popups. You can even install Noscript in such a way that it blocks a known list of sites and scripts, without ever asking for new scripts. If she had to buy a new computer, I would use the old Windows 7 install disc and remove Windows 8 right away. I have moved her from Office 2003 to OpenOffice and LibreOffice. If I had to move her to Linux, I would start with finding out a setup in a VM that looks most similar to what she uses now, then install that but only if it was an LTS version.

    6. Re:Ask her if she will accept any little change by Immerman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have you tried WINE? One of the nice things about switching to modern Linux+WINE is that many Windows programs work seamlessly. I recently installed WINE on Linux Mint (after having given up in disgust with trying to get it working properly on Ubuntu years ago) - just one little package manager checkbox click and I was able to run the Sketchup installer and get Sketchup running exactly as if I were on Windows, except with fewer annoying confirmation dialogs. Still need to try to get my SpaceNavigator working though. I haven't actually tried it yet, I'm just assuming it will be a hassle to set up as with many non-standard hardware configurations.

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    7. Re:Ask her if she will accept any little change by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Informative

      One warning: Unity, with the need to get the mouse into a very small strip down the left side of the screen to get to menus, is not at all "Parkinson's friendly." After several months of struggling with it, my older sister let me install Xfce on her Ubuntu desktop, and she's found it much easier. And, when she got a laptop, we started off with Xubuntu because we knew that was what she wanted. You may not find Xfce as comfortable as we do, (I use it on Fedora.) but if you're setting up a computer for somebody who has difficulties with small, precise hand motions, pick a DE that doesn't require them, and you'll all be better off.

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    8. Re:Ask her if she will accept any little change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Go with what my grandma uses: OpenBSD. tmux is a good enough desktop for the elderly. If you're wise, you'll help her keep that old brain limping along by making her compile everything herself. When she calls with questions, rip her apart for being too lazy to read the man pages. She may be on her last legs, but that's when you push them the hardest.

    9. Re:Ask her if she will accept any little change by forpeterssake · · Score: 1

      Ditto on Mint LTS. I installed Mint on my mom's computer on a temporary basis (after the second or third time she got a virus that required a reinstall) and she found it usable enough that she asked to keep it. For a woman that didn't figure out email until about 10 years ago, that's pretty impressive.

    10. Re: Ask her if she will accept any little change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      14.04 has the ability to resize icons and puts menus back on the active window instead of global menus.

    11. Re:Ask her if she will accept any little change by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      So realistically, it is never really about operating system for Grandma it is all about, graphical user interface and configured layout as well as applications for Grandma. So how to do all of that reliably, cost efficiently and quietly. Not be hounded by demands for upgrades, in your face security fixes and be secure and protected from limited knowledge user errors. So more of a complete package, Gradma's computer software suite. Things people forget like a good simple photo album and editor for a start.

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    12. Re: Ask her if she will accept any little change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For sure Linux Mint!

    13. Re:Ask her if she will accept any little change by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      And pray she doesn't want to stay with Windows. My mother learned to use Windows 8 out of spite enough so she doesn't need Linux, but not enough so she can keep her own computer clean (by the way, I need to go back there check how is the new antivirus working, does anybody have good recomendations?).

      Personally, I don't bother giving any support to windows users - even family members. First of all, I don't want to waste time learning windows-related stuff, secondly, they know my stance on the matter, and know I won't support non-free software. Finally, they have more motivation to migrate to *nix if they know you'll support them once they do.

  2. A simple dock with the basic apps by Himmy32 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I setup a Linux station over 10 years back for my mother, who at the time was used to XP. Worry less about the distribution and more about the ease of the steps that it takes to do the tasks she wants to accomplish. I setup up an AWN dock with Firefox, OpenOffice Apps and VLC. In the end it kinda looked like ChromeOS does these days... I handled patching, updates, support via VNC. The amount of support calls dropped signficantly because it just worked. Change usually isn't the problem trying to memorize new series of complicated steps is.

    1. Re:A simple dock with the basic apps by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      My experience is the simpler the better. I replaced my 60 year old mother's XP with Xubuntu. I didn't apply much of th eye candy, made sure to install Teamviewer and a cron job to pull security updates once per week. Her only complaint was that her ancient Canon printer wasn't compatible. Five minutes on NewEgg fixed that.

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    2. Re:A simple dock with the basic apps by SteveFoerster · · Score: 2

      When my Mom's old Dell running XP got too slow five or so years ago, I wiped it and installed Ubuntu, and she adapted quickly. She's still on Ubuntu now, but still has an old enough version that she has Gnome 2. I'm thinking for her 80th birthday in a few months I'll get her a new machine running Mint.

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    3. Re:A simple dock with the basic apps by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Had a similar experience with my grandmother several years back. She is going to turn 93 this year, and is willing to learn new things which seems to be more of the key than anything else. The only uses of the computer for her was browsing the internet to look up information, sending e-mail, and printing pictures so the switch wasn't painful at all especially since she was using an internet e-mail provider already. My mother on the other hand still longs for the days of the family's old Apple II C+ which wasn't all that good when we got it.

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    4. Re:A simple dock with the basic apps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I set my wife up on LInux Mint (she's a grandma so it applies) simply because it's the same distro I use on all my machines, so I only have to work with a single distro overall. Everything--- I mean everything--- she needs, she does with Firefox. It was almost a stock install, just had to be sure Flash, etc., worked correctly. Very little in the way of support; I do updates every month or so.

      It's really trouble free, and given that she clicks on almost anything, relatively safe compared to Windows. I removed almost everything from the desktop screen except the single Firefox icon. No menus, nothing to confuse. A power button and a clock on the bottom bar. Simple and easy. She is completely happy with it.

      She could care less what OS she's running, let alone what distro as long as she can watch youtube videos, play candy crunch, and do facebook and email.

    5. Re:A simple dock with the basic apps by fisted · · Score: 1

      internet e-mail provider

      Get the hell off my /.

    6. Re:A simple dock with the basic apps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I setup my family on Ubuntu Live CDs - It runs on most of their machines, they can click away and then just pop the cd out while the bad guys are still trying to figure out how to hurt them - this gives them a pre-hardened system and eliminates a lot of traning and concerns for them and me

  3. I'll second that by msobkow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    KDE on Debian or any other distro tends to provide the most "XP like" user interface that I've seen. You just need to enable double-click mouse behaviour instead of the default single-click, add a few of their favourite apps to the desktop, and they're good to go.

    If you're on an old system, you'll want to disable the file indexing daemons as well, as they can consume a lot of CPU and slow the machine down. If all the main user does is email and web browsing, they're not going to benefit from the indexing.

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    1. Re:I'll second that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KDE on Debian or any other distro tends to provide the most "XP like" user interface that I've seen. You just need to enable double-click mouse behaviour instead of the default single-click, add a few of their favourite apps to the desktop, and they're good to go.

      Older people often have trouble double-clicking. Single-click might actually be a better option.

  4. Linux Mint XFCE edition by arfonrg · · Score: 4, Informative

    ..and that is coming from a die-hard Slackware user.

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    1. Re:Linux Mint XFCE edition by arfonrg · · Score: 5, Informative

      I have moved several parents to Linux with Mint. The XFCE edition is the most windows like (especially if you select the Redmond theme) that I have found. Email, web-browsing and solitaire all work so they are happy.

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    2. Re:Linux Mint XFCE edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mint is great for this kind of user. Either LXDE or KDE is what I usually install. LXDE is familiar enough and works very nicely and quickly ;-)
      I'd personally install Arch if I knew that I'd have regular access to the computer. I've done that for my Mum whom I visit regularly. She doesn't know the difference and, it has the advantage of never having to reinstall.
      I really like Mint's upgrade philosophy though (at least for distros that a periodic release); back everything up and reinstall. That's probably the best way of getting a stable system every time.

    3. Re:Linux Mint XFCE edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... several parents ...

      Most of us have two parents. Are you different?

      If so, please elaborate...

    4. Re:Linux Mint XFCE edition by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they're a schoolteacher? Those often have many parents to deal with, at least until a need for parental volunteers arises...

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    5. Re:Linux Mint XFCE edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most of us have two parents. Are you different?

      You're old. Most kids these days have either one or four parents.

    6. Re:Linux Mint XFCE edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adopted children end up with 4 parents. Then, of course, there's step parents...

    7. Re: Linux Mint XFCE edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about XPDE or QVWM?

  5. Do you really need to change to Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. Why even bother updating if what she has works, and that's all she does with it.

    1. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Why? Because an unsupported operating system from Microsoft is a security problem.

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    2. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by randomErr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think its more of a concern of the machine's age. Its not going to run forever. Windows has changed so much that to many its unrecognizable. Why not look for something open source and that grams may like?

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    3. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Upgrade to Windows 7 then.

    4. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      I think its more of a concern of the machine's age. Its not going to run forever. Windows has changed so much that to many its unrecognizable. Why not look for something open source and that grams may like?

      That is a very good point. I set up a new computer for my sister with Windows 7. Even that was enough to give her some issues. W8? Truly unrecognizeable. fuggidaboutit!

      But her old computer was about to crap out, and it was A Windows XP Pro system that was - beyond all belief - not one update. It used a lot of programs that aren't in existance any more, and/or not compatible with W7. No compatibility mode, nothing - they wouldn't even install.

      This is an extreme example of what people are up against. But still an example.

      So I just sat down with her and explained that we'd get close to what she had, but 14 years is a log time in computer terms, so she'd have to learn a little bit.

      Path of least resistance type stuff. Windows 7 allowed for it. W8? Not hardly.

      To the topic at hand, installing W8 is not really a good option for a lot of people, especially if they don't have a touchscreen. Yeah, we can do this and that, and do something to make it looks sorta like kinda something. But it's such a huge step, and not even a step forward. It's learning almost everything new to do the same thing you were doing before. And some things end up arbittrarily different, like on my Wife's W8 Laptop, the integral mail program won't do POPMail. or only certain programs can be turned into desktop shortcuts.

      And since whenever you set up or fix a computer for a friend or relative, you own every problem that happens afterward, I simply won't install or work on a W8 computer aside from my wife's touchscreen laptop. Linux or W7 is the only thing I'll support.

      And I heartily recommend Mint.

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    5. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by mspohr · · Score: 1

      I don't know why people are getting their shorts all in a knot about the lack of patches for XP. If they were really concerned about security they wouldn't be using Windows at all. The newer versions of Windows are still full of vulnerabilities (something like 70% of Windows 7 malware also runs on XP). Windows (all versions) are vulnerable and are targets. Moving to Linux or Mac is the only solution if you are concerned about security. If not, just keep running XP.

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    6. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If they were really concerned about security they wouldn't be using Windows at all."

      So damn true.

      And not just of grannies. Corporations with a Windows monoculture can only be explained through self-dealing by the IT department.

    7. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seriously. Why even bother updating if what she has works, and that's all she does with it.

      Really????

                Because Windows XP support is dropped next month and has for the past 10 plus years has been in a constant cracker/patcher battle because it is about as secure as a sieve is water tight. After next month there will be no more patches period. Mean while Windows Server 2003 which is based on the same exact source code will be getting patched for years more. These Windows Server 2003 patches will essentially be giving a security exploit guide to crackers and will leave millions of computers with absolutely no protection whatsoever. Running windows XP on the internet the day after support is dropped is like just asking to become some botnet masters bitch. THATS WHY!

                Secondly the submitter wants to avoid this situation form ever happening again. If he uses Linux or other open source software he can much more easily migrate and mitigate issues like this.

                And finally windows 8 will be very confusing to older relives that have only ever used Windows XP, which they already barely understand how to use. So moving them to Linux will be less traumatic because the only interface they see will be much more similar to what they are used to.

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    8. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why bother updating from an unsupported OS to a supported OS, if all you do is browse the web? Did you seriously just ask that?

    9. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like React OS?

    10. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      There are probably a bunch of XP remote exploits in the hats of black hats, just waiting for the time when the vulnerabilities stop being patched. Installed base is stilll quite big, big enough for a serious worm infestation, which will spread to every XP that remains exposed.

    11. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      something like 70% of Windows 7 malware also runs on XP

      You use that word... I don't think it means what you think it means. Also, the big fat goto fail fiasco shows you how much less secure OSX is than everyone thought. Just because it's based on something doesn't mean it hasn't been tainted by those that change it.

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    12. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the thing I've been wondering when various newsies, and our IT department, declared XP's end-of-life to be the next Apocalypse. Does anyone seriously think there's a black hat sitting on a useful XP exploit that *hasn't* already been unearthed by someone else in the 13-odd years it's been out?

      I'm not saying people should ignore the risks, but I have a hard time thinking half of the world's XP machines will get infected / owned the day after Microsoft pulls support...

    13. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Maybe not the same way, it may be until MS releases a how-to in a form of a patch to still supported OS, and XP has same vulnerability.

      Also, are you suggesting that all XP bugs have been found?

    14. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Don't forget WINE if she still misses some of her old software - it supports a lot more really old Windows stuff than Windows 8 does, apparently including quite a lot of ancient 16-bit stuff.

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    15. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by Exitar · · Score: 1

      Dude, is grandma we're talking about, not a guy spending most of his time watching porn sites.
      Get her an updated antivirus and a firewall and she'll be safe while browsing for cakes recipes.

    16. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      Dude, is grandma we're talking about, not a guy spending most of his time watching porn sites.
      Get her an updated antivirus and a firewall and she'll be safe while browsing for cakes recipes.

      Interestingly more resent studies have shown there is more viruses on religious themed sites then on porn sites as porn has become a large bussiness. Now which one is grandma most likely to look at? Secondly what makes you think grandma is more likely to keep her security software up to date then her OS?

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    17. Re:Do you really need to change to Linux? by Redenlord · · Score: 1

      Have seen a lot a virus enter "by itseft" without even browsing the internet on older windows versions with no service pack, just by plug-in the ethernet cable and voilà ! I'm pretty sure it will happen for XP too, sooner or later....

  6. My father in law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uses Ubuntu. He is retired in his 60s.

  7. Chromebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm recommending a Chromebook to my mother in the same situation of web browsing and web-based email only. I like it for her since it's low cost, difficult to do anything software-wise to mess it up, and as close to zero maintenance as I can find.

    1. Re:Chromebook by Nutria · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's an excellent choice, if she has a gmail account. Especially if you get one with HDMI (external monitor for her older eyes) & USB jacks (external keyboard for her older hands).

      Xubuntu would also be a good choice...

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    2. Re:Chromebook by ToasterTester · · Score: 4, Informative

      I agree Chromebook is excellent choice for anyone who just wants email and web browser and on rare occasion a bit more. I know even younger users (in 50's and 60's) tired of tweaking computers or expensive Apple devices have happily moved to Chromebooks.

    3. Re:Chromebook by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I bought a chrome book to replace my mothers imac. On paper this seemed like a really good idea since simply put ChromeOS removes everything you don't need. it's a browser that self updates and stores stuff on line. Unfortuntatley this did not go as well as I hoped and the imac is back.

      what went wrong: chromebooks can't use your existing printer unless it's one of a select few, or you have another "real" computer in the house to network a piggybacked connection off of. I see no point in expensive chromebooks because things like a Pixel are more expensive than a better macbook. But the cheap chromebooks (e.g. Acer) have unusably bad speakers and the trackpad clicks and tracking suck (super duper suck). I added a nice apple mouse to it, but for some reason chrime doesn't respond smoothely to apple mouse (I dont' see why this should be the case, but empirically that's my experience). Finally the browser was just enough different than chrome on mac that she just got all confused. Frankly to me the two are nearly indistinguishable but not to her. I figured she'd get over this after a couple weeks but somehow the mac exerience was much smoother and intuitive for her. Finally, imac screens are just awesom compared to most inexepnsive monitors. Simple things like effortless tilting and easy adjustment of brightness, along with really good font display are marks of high polish and ease of use for older folks.

      So I came away chasened and with a new found regard for the Apple Human interface and polish of the little details. I now use the chromebook myself as a backup computer and to be a media viewer, because overall chrombooks are not versatile like a mac. They are just good at one thing and that's geting rid of the complications of having an OS layer just to run a browser. Every other good feature, like fast books, autoupdates, and good speed even on cheap hardware pretty much stems from that simplification.

      Now what was true was that there was no app that my mother needed that required a mac. Everything she needed to do was available on the chromebook so that's a plus.

      If I were doing this over again I'd buy the printer and external speakers and test out mice beforehand. My approach was to give it to here then adapt to these problems as they emerged which made the transition for her rougher than in needed to be. Perhaps the transplant would have not been rejected

      FInally the biggest dissappointment for me with the chromebook is that they totally suck for linux use. The problem is the hardwired requirement to run in developer mode if you want to boot linux. The firmware offers to erase your disk if you will kindly touch the spacebar at every wake. one mistake and poof your configuration is gone. The easiest ways to install linux end up not having full network access so are crippled. and you can't change the firmware behaviour without some fairly bangersous and unspported reflashes of the firmware, sometimes involving hardware jumpers. Since I'm using this for myself, not granny, now, I'd like to just erase the chrome and go to linux totaly. But the chormebook walled garden won't allow this in any conveneinet way.

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    4. Re:Chromebook by dwheeler · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've had better luck with Chromebooks. Cloud printers are now very common, and in many cases buying a new printer costs little and is a big improvement anyway. For a list of printers that can work this way, see: http://www.google.com/cloudpri... I hate trackpads anyway, and I've had excellent success with normal mice on a Chromebook. Apple components often don't like working with non-Apple components, that may be the problem there. And all built-in laptop speakers are bad; if it matters, get speakers, they're cheap.

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    5. Re:Chromebook by goombah99 · · Score: 2

      Oh the other sucky thing about chromebooks is that, ironically, they are the one platform that does not support google remote desktop! Moreover, since they don't run java at all, you can't even use any of the other desktop sharing viewers out there. so you can't remote admin the computer or even help by seeing the other person's screen. The good news is that chromebooks have very little to admin and can be set to autoupdate everything, so there'smuch less need for a remote desktop or viewer.

      Overall I'd reccomend a chromebook over linux. But unless you are a cheapskate, I'd reccomend a mac over either for granny.

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    6. Re:Chromebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Good summary, thanks.

      Chromebooks are great ...until they're not. A careful look at the use-case is needed. Things like (as you point out) printers and speakers can be deal-breakers.

      If a Chromebook is not adequate, go straight to a Mac Mini or iMac, IMHO.

    7. Re:Chromebook by Nimey · · Score: 2

      Absolutely. If Grandma doesn't need to run Hallmark Greeting Card Creator or gin up new stitches for her programmable sewing machine, Chrome OS is an excellent nigh-unbreakable choice. /My/ grandmother does those things, so she's stuck with Windows, but my father gets by pretty well on his Chromebook. I used my Cr-48 as a daily driver for 2.5 years until the hinges broke, as a living room Web terminal.

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    8. Re:Chromebook by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      Does ChromeOS not support CUPS for printers that apple and linux both use? and if not why the hell not?

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    9. Re:Chromebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does ChromeOS not support CUPS for printers that apple and linux both use? and if not why the hell not?

      It does not. It only supports "cloud enabled printers".

    10. Re:Chromebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I though I could do that same for my sister (getting older and not tech savvy).

      Nope: no local printing and no local photo manipulation.

    11. Re:Chromebook by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      Does ChromeOS not support CUPS for printers that apple and linux both use? and if not why the hell not?

      It does not. It only supports "cloud enabled printers".

      The plausible reason for this is that there's no reason to put printer drivers in the OS in the year 2014. Printers should be smart, blackboxes, with a universal interface advertising their capabilities. Apple too seems to have the same philosophy of dropping support for things early when there's a better but less used solution available. Postscript printerts, 3.5" floppies, parallel ports, serial ports, and dropping Flash support on iphones all were logical moves, that while causing a little pain, ultimately ushered in the right way of doing things.

      --
      Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
    12. Re:Chromebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree Chromebook is excellent choice for anyone who just wants email and web browser and on rare occasion a bit more. I know even younger users (in 50's and 60's) tired of tweaking computers or expensive Apple devices have happily moved to Chromebooks.

      I bought an Acer ChromeBook for my senior citizen mother and she has never been happier with a computer. She sends and receives email, surfs the web, and plays a few games on FaceBook. If I need to replace my current notebook computer within the next five years, I will buy a ChromeBook. All I really need is a web browser, sound and microphone and camera, USB support for my smartphone (I keep my digital certificates on a , and SSH client for most of my tasks. The only downside to the ChromeBook is the necessity of integration with "The Google Borg Collective."

    13. Re:Chromebook by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Printers should be smart, blackboxes, with a universal interface advertising their capabilities.

      yes.

      Postscript printerts, 3.5" floppies, parallel ports, serial ports, and dropping Flash support on iphones all were logical moves, that while causing a little pain, ultimately ushered in the right way of doing things.

      Er... there are usually only (3) languages spoken by printers these days in the corporate world. PCL5, PCL6 and Postscript.

      Postscript has not died and has instead become the defacto language that most network-based printers speak.

      --
      Wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?
    14. Re:Chromebook by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      If Grandma doesn't need to run Hallmark Greeting Card Creator

      After all these years, there is no easy to use "Hallmark Greeting Card" or "Broderbund Print Shop" type applications for Linux.

      yes there's Scribus and I suppose you could do this sort of thing in OO too, but there's no easy to set up and use: "I want to make a card" or "I want to make a Happy Birthday Banner" or "I want to make a family letterhead" type application.

    15. Re:Chromebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Then just get a Chromebox from Asus (or HP sometime later this year) if it's going to be always hooked to a screen and a regular keyboard & mouse.

    16. Re:Chromebook by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      yes I meant that postscript was the only laser printer macs would accept. in the PC world every laser printer beand spoke a different language to avoid paying the adobe tax. Most printers sold were not postscript. Apple just forced the issue and postscript caught on. NeXT even standardized to Display Postscript.

      --
      Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
    17. Re:Chromebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bought a used Samsung Chromebook off Craigslist for $100.

    18. Re:Chromebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want a printer that connects to the internet, there's no good reason for it. It should not be accessible outside my local network.

  8. LXDE on Mint Debian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Mint is an excellent team and the Debian based distribution is a rolling release distro (so fewer fresh installs for you) Also. LXDE is about as basic and standards compliant as it gets. Start menu, task bar, desktop icons, standard window manager, file manager, and with Network Manager, it's virtually a clone of the Win95/XP design.

    I think you'll find that pretty much any solid distro (such as mainstream Fedora, Ubuntu and Debian derivatives) with either XFCE, LXDE or KDE (if you don't mind a lot of bloat) will accommodate most people fairly well, while being relatively easy to learn in a short amount of time. After all, I bet she spends most of her time in Firefox :/

    I'm also interested in hearing what others recommend.

    -PM

    1. Re:LXDE on Mint Debian by Mdk754 · · Score: 1

      I agree, there couldn't be anything easier to migrate to Linux-wise than Deb (or deriv.) + LXDE. Lubuntu would fit the bill perfectly there.

      There's also Crunchbang with just OpenBox which I happily run for my personal desktops, but I fear the lack of any sort of start button puts us back into the Windows 8.0 fiasco at the hands of a fresh Microsoft refugee.

    2. Re:LXDE on Mint Debian by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      The only thing that makes me hessitate about Mint is upgrades. It seems that it's oriented towards full-reinstall upgrades, and I wouldn't want my parents having to do that (and they wouldn't do it either). Having used XP for about 6years without reinstalling, I really want to offer something that can offer a similar experience.
      Then again, Ubuntu has been know to break everything between releases. So I'm not sure what to use!

  9. Windows 7 may work or even mac if you can by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Windows 7 may work or even mac if you can take on the cost of one.

    1. Re:Windows 7 may work or even mac if you can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you missed the requirements?

      My mother (82) uses her computer for e-mail and web-browsing only.

      So you recommend a ~ $2,000 Mac for this?

    2. Re:Windows 7 may work or even mac if you can by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      well maybe an refurb or an mini. Less work for the submitter and apples are easy to recover then having to redo an Linux install

    3. Re:Windows 7 may work or even mac if you can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because re-installing BSD based OS-X is easier then linux?

      I can install Mint linux from a bootable USB key. Once it is done i have a mostly functional system (it installs a browser, Office Suite, etc).

      I guess "mavericks" has iLife for free now so it has a office suite, but not until you create an apple ID and download it. Since it is his gradma's PC i wouldn't think she has the fastest connection available.

      As i pointed out earlier, the main requirements are Email and web. How's that mavericks email issue working out? Has the "latest" fix finally addressed the issues?

      One can probably find a faster desktop brand new for less then a referb apple.

      Please share some more myths about Apple.

    4. Re:Windows 7 may work or even mac if you can by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      Mozilla Thunderbird and others are on mac.

      Also apple is easier to keep up to date and apple will help people with issues.

      As for a new system route just get windows 7 and then it's easy for Grandma to move from XP.

    5. Re:Windows 7 may work or even mac if you can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "an" is not the article you're looking for to preceed refurb, mini, or Linux.
      Sorry, I know... grammar nazi... but really, read it out loud and see how dumb it sounds.

  10. gen2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Install Gentoo

  11. Why not let Grandma choose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One hour and a usb live stick should be all that is required to let Grandma try out KDE, Gnome, XFCE, etc.

    Let her pick, she is the one that has to actually use it after all.

    1. Re:Why not let Grandma choose? by Lloyd_Bryant · · Score: 1

      One hour and a usb live stick should be all that is required to let Grandma try out KDE, Gnome, XFCE, etc.

      Let her pick, she is the one that has to actually use it after all.

      Lol - tried that one with my mother (age 78). After about two hours of my showing here the different desktops, she finally flat out told me to stop wasting her time, and install something with the 6 applications that she gave a damn about.

      So now she has a Debian Wheezy system with LXDE (it's an older machine), and 6 application launch buttons. She has no idea whatsoever how to change *anything* on that machine, and couldn't navigate her way to any of the applications via the normal menu.

      And she loves it.

      The moral - don't try and turn Gradma into a nerd. You probably won't succeed, and she won't be very happy with you for trying. Instead, aim for something like a "walled garden", with you being the gardener...

      --
      Don't tell me to get a life. I had one once. It sucked.
    2. Re:Why not let Grandma choose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non-geeks generally don't want to spend several hours test-driving different computing environments to decide what works best, they just want to be given something that works well for what they want to do.

  12. End of Life by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

    Of course, end of life doesn't mean it will disappear in a puff of smoke. However, I do understand the risks associated maintaining an unsupported OS. I second the Linux Mint idea. I run a distro with Xfce desktop on my netbook and it's lightweight and would take grandma 5 minutes to learn where the browser and email applications are.

    1. Re:End of Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Common sense does not apply to a bunch of tech heads with OCD.
      I wonder if OCD applies to cars?
      oh no, the manufacturer no longer supports my car, I must buy new one....

      A good fire wall and not installing Flash or Java and XP will be good for years.
      The only real reason to change away from XP is when it doesn't do something that is needed.
      That is, the software you want to run doesn't support xp.

      I will be keeping my folks on XP (and Vista) for the foreseeable future.
      It works, my support calls are limited (the only call I have had in 2 years is asking how to scrape photos from facebook) and everyone is happy.

  13. why change by blueskies1977 · · Score: 1

    The reduction of Microsoft support shouldn't have a massive impact on your Mom, unless she has sensitive information stored on her machine or uses it for card purchases then the risk posed by malware is minimal. Like you I've been a user of Linux for around ten years and converted many people to using Linux. Sometimes this is not appropriate though and this is one of those cases.

    1. Re:why change by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 2

      unless she has sensitive information stored on her machine or uses it for card purchases then the risk posed by malware is minimal.

      Or if you want to be some botnet masters bitch, and have your computer used for mineing bitcoins for him eating your power, or be used for his backup porn storage array. then yeah go ahead and run a massively insecure unsupported unpatched outdated OS then by all means go ahead and leave it alone.

      There are time to not evangelize and try to convert people to the church of linux. But this is not one of those times or cases the guy is going to be the one forced to fix all of the problems anyway and is more familiar/comfortable in linux, old people will be just as confused with linux or windows 8 either way, and leaving them on XP just is not a realistic option unless he wants to reimage his grandmothers OS install every weekend for the rest of her natural life.

      --
      ---Saying gnome 3 is better than windows 8 not so much a compliment as it is damning with light praise.
    2. Re:why change by deadweight · · Score: 1

      Disagree. XP is a total security nightmare. My elderly relatives are forever clicking on the wrong thing and hosing up their machines. I gave my wife a Linux Mint machine and she adapted to it in about 5 seconds. It is MUCH closer to XP than Windows 8 is! Also the ability of normal users to "click here" and screw it up is pretty low.

  14. Chrome OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    If all she is doing is basic email and web browsing, why not use chrome os.

    And yes, it is Linux

  15. Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    She doesn't want Red Hat. She doesn't want Ubuntu. She doesn't want Mint (well, maybe she does, but not the distro). She doesn't want Linux.

    She doesn't want any form of Mac OS either.

    What she wants is for you to stop yelling at her to replace her computer. XP's end of life just means she won't be getting those updates that reset her machine overnight. Your assertion that "a change has to be made" is completely false. Now, stop whining, try one of the cookies she just baked (they're delicious), and try not ruin this visit like last time.

    1. Re:Grow up by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      That might have been an option while windows XP was still getting updates or had a familiar interface that won't confuse old people but its not now.

      --
      ---Saying gnome 3 is better than windows 8 not so much a compliment as it is damning with light praise.
  16. Linux Mint by zethreal · · Score: 1

    I'm a huge fan of Linux Mint. They release fairly regularly and have several "sub-flavors" as well. I'd try something like Maya(13). That's their Long-term support version. If you're concerned that she'll have issues, download it & run it as a LiveCD ( the default ). If she likes it, it is set up for easy installation right through the booted liveCD. It's very easy to use & my almost 10 year old laptop has no problems with it. It actually was a faster/easier install than any Windows version & updates are (mostly) seamless. http://www.linuxmint.com/relea...

    1. Re:Linux Mint by Mdk754 · · Score: 2

      All the Mint talk in here reminds me of a funny comment in a slashdot article from a while back, forget where or who, but I saved it:

      Is anyone aware of similar issues with Mint?
      Yes. It converts you into a mindless drone who must recommend Mint in every turn when Ubuntu is mentioned.
      Side effects include chanting the line "I switched to Mint and have never looked back."

    2. Re:Linux Mint by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Considering that in time past, it was Red Hat that was considered the distro for noobs.

  17. Linux Mint on a USB stick by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    http://www.pendrivelinux.com/

    Running a recent version of Linux Mint with the MATE desktop
    http://linuxmint.com/

    Create a big 4GB casper file on the USB stick.

    Have it mount the existing hard disk and create shortcuts so they can get to their photos and stuff.
    Maybe put on http://www.playonlinux.com/en/ to help get some of the old Windows software working under Wine

    Bring a new stick with you over the holidays with upgrades.

    They may or may not use it (they can just remove the USB stick and reboot to go back to their old getup), but at least you feel good that you've done "your part" without spending more than a few hours downloading and twiddling while you're there, and they don't go running off to all their friends complaining about how you came and now their computer is all different.

    1. Re:Linux Mint on a USB stick by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      Live CD's and USB keys will run too slow on old hardware (USB 1). Not a bad idea otherwise.
      I will be converting my Dad's old laptop next week. Probably some flavor of Ubuntu as that is what my wife runs (kubuntu 12.04 LTS) and what I am most familiar with.

      --
      "He's lost in a 'floyd hole"
  18. Get a Chromebook. by sfsetse · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.google.com/intl/en/... I've moved my mother from WinXP to a Chromebook three months back, and because she was already using Chrome beforehand, she took to it while hardly noticing it was different. I haven't needed to help her once to do what she normally does (email and web).

  19. Simple by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    Just go with KDE. Of the big desktops, it runs the fastest and has best quality assurance. Also the UI resembles XP, which was one of your requirements.

    So Debian with KDE or the Fedora KDE spin.

    If she needs Flash, Google Chrome is pretty much the only option. If not, then Firefox is fine too.

    If you have extra money, I would just go with a new Chromebook or a tablet.

    1. Re:Simple by coats · · Score: 1

      Or PCLinuxOS (or Mageia) with KDE...

      --
      "My opinions are my own, and I've got *lots* of them!"
  20. Live Image? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I had a different situation with my aunt, 71, and her amazing ability to corrupt an OS in less than 2 months. Ultimately, what I did in her situation was to run a live CD distro of Ubuntu and that finally solved her situation. No disk writes, no problem.

    My thought for your Mom is maybe try slowly introducing her to Linux via a live CD, and let her slowly get used to it. This will give her time to learn while still not having to immediately have a daunting learning curve ahead of her. Have her try using it an hour or 2 a day and this can give her the experience she needs to not be intimidated by something new, and if it becomes too much. She can stop, pop the CD and reboot into XP and get what she needs to get done in the short term.

  21. Zorin OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This distro seems to be able to mimic a number of OS layouts to ease transition: http://zorin-os.com/

  22. Re:Who Fucking Cares? by jedidiah · · Score: 3

    Support is support then. If you have to do a lot of hand holding for them anyways, then you might as well do it with whatever YOU the support person is most comfortable with.

    Unix has the advantage that it can be remotely supported through a 2400 baud dial-up connection.

    --
    A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  23. My mother by dskoll · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My mother (who is a grandmother to my kids) runs Debian Wheezy with the XFCE desktop environment. The machine is fairly locked down and I've made quick-launchers for the apps she uses 99% of the time: Email, web-browsing, word-processing, music player and video player.

    She's happy and I can administer the machine remotely, so I'm happy.

    1. Re:My mother by bayankaran · · Score: 1

      My mother (who is a grandmother to my kids) runs Debian Wheezy with the XFCE desktop environment.

      Are you sure its your mother? Me thinks its Linus Torvalds in drag.

      --
      Tat Tvam Asi
    2. Re:My mother by dskoll · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it's my mother. Ages ago, I had supper with Linus Torvalds and although he's not that tall, he's at least 20cm taller than my mother. :)

    3. Re:My mother by jittles · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it's my mother. Ages ago, I had supper with Linus Torvalds and although he's not that tall, he's at least 20cm taller than my mother. :)

      He lost the 20cm due to osteoporosis. ;)

    4. Re:My mother by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      Reread it. He's locked it down. It doesn't matter if she can admin it or not because she's not doing that--he is. She just uses the function he presents to her. One of the great things about Linux (just about *any* distro) is that it's so easy to do lock the end user out of all the admin functions without blocking them from doing what they want to do.

  24. Bad grandma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet that soon grandma will start hackin' like a nutcase, posting patches on lkml and eventually switch to HURD :-D

    1. Re:Bad grandma by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which, I wonder which OS RMS' mom uses? Or has he successfully talked her out of owning a computer?

  25. Buy her an android tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy her an android tablet

  26. ChromeOS by zoid.com · · Score: 1, Informative

    ChromeOS is perfect for Grandma.

    1. Re:ChromeOS by spasm · · Score: 0

      In fact that's about all it's good for :)

  27. Amazing timing on this topic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NEXT WEEK my Mom's moving 2000 miles closer to my sister and me, and she's wondering about her PC. I almost have her convinced to try a DVD-based distro before changing her hardware or upgrading from WindowsXP.

    The best pre-transition moves are to:
    1) Start using tools available on both platforms. For my Mom, that's Firefox and LibreOffice.
    2) Identify Windows apps she can't do without. Search for Open equivalents, and also test the program to see if it will run under Wine/PlayOnLinux.
    3) No matter what distro is selected, plan on a year or so of dual-booting, to be sure nothing important is missed.

    Once the apps are handled, the distro itself won't matter much. I'll probably push her toward something in the Ubuntu family, because I'll be her IT department, and Ubuntu is easy for me to manage.

    1. Re:Amazing timing on this topic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forgot to mention the whole transition plan:
      1. DVD boot.
      2. Dual-boot, wiht Windows primary.
      3. Dual-boot with Linux primary.
      4. Move Windows to a VM and test it.

    2. Re:Amazing timing on this topic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "my Mom's moving 2000 miles closer to my sister and me, and she's wondering about her PC."

      You misunderstood her - moving that much closer to you means she doesnt want to know the details, she wants you to handle it. Have fun with that shit.

  28. obligatory xkcd by mckwant · · Score: 1

    http://xkcd.com/934/

    My 70 year old parents have been running Mint for four years, largely without incident. It's on a dual core Atom / 2G / 80G. I kinda want to trash that box, but the damn thing refuses to break badly enough.

    Note that just about any (grand)parental use case outside of browsing fries this implementation. The sole "major" issue we've had is when Dad tried to get Picasa going on Wine. I'm sure it's possible, but it was far simpler for him to install it on his Windows laptop.

    --
    ceci n'est pas un sig.
    1. Re:obligatory xkcd by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, how has upgrading worked for you? It seems that Mint's dev prefer a clean-reinstall upgrade. Have you done that or in-place upgrades?

  29. Mint 13 Mate LTS by mexsudo · · Score: 1

    I suggest Linux Mint 13 Mate. easy to adapt to coming from XP, and being a Long Term Support version nearly maintenance free. my wife is a parallel, she adapted within a couple days.

    1. Re:Mint 13 Mate LTS by mikechant · · Score: 1

      Or if it can wait a month or so, install V17 and it's supported till 2019.

  30. My parents have been using ubuntu for 5+ years now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All they're doing is surfing and using webmail. They understand firefox. The OS is almost irrelevant.

  31. Telikin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's linux-based, locked down, with simple interfaces for web browsing, email, contacts lists, calendar, etc., all integrated. Designed for older users.

    System updates are handled automatically, and included for the life of the product (or the company, I suppose), and basic technical support is free, so she doesn't have to call you. More detailed support (which includes how-to on using the system, problems with accounts at various websites, internet connectivity issues, and so on) is also available as a non-free extra.

    (it's not a distro, it's an all-in-one desktop system that comes with the software installed.)

  32. Re:Who Fucking Cares? by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    Just upgrade to Windows 8.1 and be done with it.

    I would generally agree, as these force-Linux-to-relatives plans are always a bit cringeworthy. But in this case I have heard reports of the Windows 8.x GUI causing problems to ordinary folks too, so I would look into other platforms as well.

  33. Good choice looking at Linux... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
    ... as Microsoft has made Windows a dead end with the Windows 8 fiasco.

    .
    If all she really needs is email and a browser, look for the simplest, cleanest UI you can find that provides that very basic functionality. Then configure the UI to looks like what she is used to - Windows XP.

    Don't over complicate the transition with things you might think are cool, just keep it complicated enough to meet her needs, no more.

    "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius --- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction."
    --Albert Einstein

  34. Slackare by armanox · · Score: 1

    My grandmother's on a laptop with Slackware + KDE. No issues since I gave it to her, told her click firefox for internet, and showed her where KDE games are located.

    (My mother, on the other hand, is quite happy with Windows 7. My step father stays somewhat current on technology, and handles most of her troubles).

    --
    I'm starting to think GNU is the problem with "GNU/Linux" these days.
  35. Kubuntu for Grandma by jfbilodeau · · Score: 1

    My mother (who is a grandmother!) has been using Kubuntu for years now. No complains from her.

    If I were to reinstall the OS today, I would consider Mint.

    --
    Goodbye Slashdot. You've changed.
  36. Elementary by twocows · · Score: 1

    Of all the distributions I've seen, Elementary seems to be the best in terms of UI. They've got a sensible set of human interface guidelines that are very easy to find and pretty much everything on there by default seems to work exactly how you would expect it to. I'm a big fan and am looking forward to their next release.

  37. Mandriva/KDE by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

    Should be a piece of cake. My mother was using Linux for a while on one of those little Dell netbooks they used to sell, and she didn't even know. Just gotta set up Firefox and Thunderbird and you should be good to go. Maybe Libreoffice too.

    The old Dell netbooks had a somewhat interesting interface, which was quite easy to use (particularly for such a small screen) -- but if you're not buying a new machine I'd suggest Mandriva or OpenSUSE. Definitely want KDE -- once you start up, just set it to use the classic launcher, and she should feel right at home!

  38. Re:i second windows 7 by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    Emails laden with powerpoint? For a granny?

    Are you kidding?

    If anything, that's the best argument right there to dump Windows in general.

    Run something else. ANYTHING else. Just run. Run quickly.

    --
    A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  39. No Slumlord Apps by JoeIsuzu83 · · Score: 1

    I would have done this for my mom, but she absolutely had to have slumlord software (she used Quicken Rental Property Manager). It was so kludgey even on WIndows, so I wasn't going to try it on Wine.

  40. Re:Who Fucking Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That presumes that Grandma's computer can even run Windows 8.1, which may not be the case if her computer is too old.

  41. OpenSUSE and KDE by ipb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My Mother (now in her late 80's) has been using Linux and KDE since I gave her a computer back in the 90's. I had it dual boot for a while but finally gave that up when I spent far to much time fighting windows. By then she was comfortable with Linux and only needed one windows program that I was able to run under Wine.

    Other family members have accounts on the same machine so they have net access when visiting ( less of an issue now with tablets and laptops) and I handle the admin details. I'll be visiting her this weekend and will probably spend less than an hour updating and checking logs. My last visit to do this was Christmas.

    It's a no-brainer.

  42. bigger problem by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    There are certain things in the kernel itself for Linux that my customers have found drastically confusing and I've found difficult to explain. So really I don't think Linux (or computers) are great for old people. Single purpose devices seemed more popular for a bit years ago like e-mail only devices but I don't know what happened to that big market.

    1. Re:bigger problem by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 2

      There are certain things in the kernel itself for Linux that my customers have found drastically confusing and I've found difficult to explain. So really I don't think Linux (or computers) are great for old people. Single purpose devices seemed more popular for a bit years ago like e-mail only devices but I don't know what happened to that big market.

      Why the hell are they looking at the kernal in the first place?

      --
      ---Saying gnome 3 is better than windows 8 not so much a compliment as it is damning with light praise.
    2. Re:bigger problem by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Could you be more specific? And how would an ordinary user even deal with the kernel?

    3. Re:bigger problem by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      How did this fly over the head of everyone here? I mean there are features common to all versions of Linux that are confusing because they used methods called in the kernel or they're just simply how the kernel operates. I'm not saying she's worried about memory garbage collection, I mean the default folder structure makes no sense to people for starters. I'm not 100% sure that's an unavoidable kernel feature but you know what I mean.

    4. Re:bigger problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it flew over the heads of everyone (although only 2 people replied, so I'm not sure how that was extrapolated to everyone) because you were talking about the kernel and users shouldn't be interacting directly with the kernel and you didn't explain what you meant. Perhaps the issue is that you assume people understand what you mean when you aren't being clear at all, and other than the folder structure you just mention I really don't know what else you are thinking about as issues inherent with Linux.

      Anyway, normal users shouldn't need to look at the folder structure outside of their home directory, and it isn't like Windows' folder structure is more comprehensible. And the folder structure is more of a convention that distros follow rather than something set by the kernel.

  43. Re:Who Fucking Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Really? 5 years ago I left a live image CD in my wife's laptop accidentally. 4 days later, she complained that she "couldn't find the e, and please stop messing with my laptop". That was 5 years ago with a kindergarten teacher who hates computers and gets mad when they change the yahoo front page and "hide" things.

  44. Slax is easy small expandable XP like eonought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It boots from everywhere so why install, it has office options (I prefer Open 3.4.1 but everybody has it's tastes, so You avoid also thath other office 2003 unplug by M$) save on a pendrive flash hdd run from ram it's light and fast I only miss a good cad (trying Dassaults Draftsight) and MathCad (trying something now ) and its all U need and mama does'nt care about passwords or users eitherway she did'nt use Xp sigle user autologin.
    Just windows7 will give the same problem in a few years and windows 8 8.1 is wrong by design 4 a PC not to say 4 a Phone (they killed Nokia) and 4 a tablet, there are so many good one around why choose the last bad and underdeveloped with the worst interface, at that point u can choose ~buntu it's bad the same

    Hey the too successful software reminds me of FORD make it break so the customer will switch microsoft wrote me today (8 Xp machines to turn to 8 8.1 I'd rather install OS/2 )

  45. My choice is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crunchbang Linux!

    1. Re:My choice is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crunchbang is an excellent distro for netbooks, especially if one happens to also be a web developer. If that describes you, yay! there is a (debian-based) distro which is designed to make your life easier.

      But somehow I don't think that your personal preferences have anything to do with anyone's grandmother.

  46. Occams razor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be honest at her age there probably isn't much point, it will be much less effort (for both of you) to periodically update an image of windows which is re-written weekly.

    You could store her emails (if not webmail) on a separate partition, and favorites (if she uses them) using one of the many favorites syncing browser add-ons.

  47. Re:i second windows 7 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's not kidding. My father (88) and his friends dote on powerpoint files with pretty, scenic pictures and cheesy music. They send them by email all the time.

  48. 75 years old grandma using ubuntu by mmichielin · · Score: 1

    My mother is 75 and she has been using ubuntu for about 8 years. She wrote a book with all the instructions I gave her to send/receive emails, write docs, surf the web, print, scan. She NEVER used a computer before starting with ubuntu, so I had no transition problem to address, but on the other side I had to teach her EVERYTHING from scratch.

  49. Re: Who Fucking Cares? by haydon.james · · Score: 1

    My mother who is 83 has been running Kubuntu turn since the Vista days. She has learned to trouble shoot her printer problems. Even grannies can learn linux.

  50. iPad by Bram+Stolk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Please, give her an iPad.
    Less problems for you, less problems for Grandma.

    Zero maintenance, easy to use.
    This is no contest.

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    1. Re:iPad by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      I agree. Or a Android device. They are bullet proof and will do all she asks and have a very small learning curve.

    2. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seconded. I got my dad an Ipad 1 for his 60th birthday in 2010, he still is using the damn thing. Computer support calls went down from bi-weekly (mutually frustrating) experiences to nil. Hell, it was worth the $500 just for how much it improved *my* life!

    3. Re:iPad by DeathToThePatriarchy · · Score: 1

      No problem assuming the older user (please, could it be grandad in the headline just once?) does not have arthritis in the hands or other problems with holding something and aiming the hand at possibly small targets.

  51. Windows 2000 Pro by Java+Pimp · · Score: 1

    No one is targeting that anymore!

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    Kull: She told me she was 19!
    1. Re:Windows 2000 Pro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OS/2!

  52. Linux Mint + Cinnamon should be fine by wile_e8 · · Score: 0

    I've been running Linux on my home computers for about 8 years, starting with Ubuntu and switching to Linux Mint + Cinnamon to get away from Unity and Gnome3. I've had some issues with hardward peripheral support (less lately), software availability (less lately with everything moving to the cloud), and Office documents getting mangled formatting as they went through Open/LibreOffice and back, but as long as your Grandma doesn't do anything of these things and just uses the browser for surfing the web and email she should be fine. Linux Mint also comes with a lot of multimedia support built in - I was able to add the same stuff in Ubuntu, but it was more convenient to have it from the start in Linux Mint, so you're less likely to have to come back and figure out why some song or video won't play.

    1. Re:Linux Mint + Cinnamon should be fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cinnamon has issues with some sound drivers, no idea what causes it either after poking at it with a debugger for hours on end. Linux Mint MATE works just fine and is just as nice as Cinnamon.

  53. Re:Who Fucking Cares? by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

    Indeed, Metro is both horrendous and confusing. You can save Windows 8.x with ClassicShell or equivalents, which put a real Start Menu back, though.

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  54. iPad by John+Bokma · · Score: 4, Informative

    Maybe not the answer you're looking for, but let your (grand)mother try an iPad. My mother (who is also a grandmother) loves it, and keeps telling me so.

  55. I have the same problem with a different twist by nomad63 · · Score: 1

    I don't want to hijack the discussion, but I noticed nobody mentioned anything about watching video streams on Linux. My mom, 85 years old and not an anglophone, uses her computer to read newspapers and watch online broadcasting TV channels from the homeland, here in the United States. Her laptop has win 7 on it but due to being 4 years old and only having a Intel core-2 duo processor, the effects of aging started to manifest themselves with a lot of freezing while she is on firefox, watching a tv show (in some sort of shockwave plug-in) and I noticed with the lot of updates pushed by micro$oft, the boot times are getting lengthy or feels liket hat to me. I want to be proactive and nip it in the bud before it blooms into a full fledged problem. I am also considering Linux but due to her extensive use of streaming videos, I can not decide which distro to go with, if any.

    Suggestions ? I'm all ears...

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    1. Re:I have the same problem with a different twist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy her an antivirus software and reinstall win 7. My guess is that her laptop might be full of malware.

    2. Re:I have the same problem with a different twist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Streaming video is not a big issue on Linux. Almost any browser or video player can show it.

      Streaming video which has DRM is a big issue. Actually, it's more-or-less impossible, as the douchebags who license the DRM libraries will only provide binary versions for locked-down proprietary operating systems, like Windows, OSX, iOS, and Android, and won't provide them for Linux or BSD.

    3. Re:I have the same problem with a different twist by coats · · Score: 1

      It is known that boot times for Windows grow exponentially in the number of Windows-updates performed ;-( (This is true for at least XP, Vista, 7, and 8.)

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    4. Re:I have the same problem with a different twist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was for XP, not the others, and MSFT fixed it.

    5. Re:I have the same problem with a different twist by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Her laptop has win 7 on it but due to being 4 years old and only having a Intel core-2 duo processor, the effects of aging started to manifest themselves with a lot of freezing while she is on firefox, watching a tv show (in some sort of shockwave plug-in) and I noticed with the lot of updates pushed by micro$oft, the boot times are getting lengthy or feels liket hat to me.

      A SSD will cure a lot of those woes. Nor are SSDs very expensive any longer. I'm still using a dual-core Intel Core2 Duo 2.2GHz Thinkpad T61p, with 8GB RAM and Win7 on top of a SSD as my primary laptop. This unit is from 2006 (almost 8 years old now). I was ready to replace it 2-3 years ago before putting in the SSD.

      The main issue of the moment is the CPU. I really need to move up to a quad-core i5 or i7. Full-screen video from Netflix sometimes requires more CPU power then I have available (depends on the codec they used).

      Since I have a far more powerful desktop unit sitting beside me (8-cores, 16GB, oodles of disk space), I'm not quite ready to upgrade. I might even manage to keep this laptop running into 2015 at which point I'll be making the jump to Linux (with Win7 in a VM).

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    6. Re:I have the same problem with a different twist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her laptop has win 7 on it but due to being 4 years old and only having a Intel core-2 duo processor, the effects of aging started to manifest themselves with a lot of freezing while she is on firefox, watching a tv show (in some sort of shockwave plug-in) and I noticed with the lot of updates pushed by micro$oft

      I promote Linux when I can, but this example is rather disingenuous. My 'doze desktop at work is win7, 6 years old, core2 duo, and doesn't slow down on anything. The freezing on videos is due to her network connection. I guarantee it. She might also have malware due to her shockwave plugin.

    7. Re:I have the same problem with a different twist by helios17 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I am understanding the issue with streaming on Linux. We cut the cable cord six months ago, and almost everything we watch are TV shows or movies available from, uh....alternative streaming sites. (http://goo.gl/FfXg2)

      To do so we use Google Chrome with the absolutely necessary adblock plus. The last thing we want is mom or grandma to be invited for a chat by a scantily-clad lady from Russia. But for streamingI don't think we've had issues at all. Maybe the rare popup or popunder but that's about it. We've never had a streaming video fail due to the lack of a plugin or application. Our 32 inch Samsung monitor is our TV in the living room as it's small and cozy...anything larger would be overpowering for that space. Of course, a Roku is handy as well, but we only use ours maybe 30% of the time. Chromecast is also a great and inexpensive addition as the Chrome extension allows playback from computer to TV screen. The rest we watch on, uh...those alternative streaming sites.

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    8. Re:I have the same problem with a different twist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That goo.gl url had been disabled by the time I tried it, you got another link for your recommended alternative streaming sites?

    9. Re:I have the same problem with a different twist by helios17 · · Score: 1
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  56. Re:i second windows 7 by dskoll · · Score: 1

    My mother does receive quite a few PowerPoint-laden emails. So far, Libreoffice has opened them all perfectly. My mother doesn't even know what "PowerPoint" is; she just knows that she gets cute slideshows when she clicks on the attachment.

  57. Re:Who Fucking Cares? by sexconker · · Score: 1

    Spoken like a true Windows-cluebag.
    1) If you give them regular user privileges on Linux, they can't trash the OS.
    2) The next version of windows is going back to the 'traditional look and feel' so forcing them to adapt is retarded.
    3) We know that's you Steve Ballmer, go back to your forced retirement.

    The sure as fuck can and will trash the OS. Whether they're just trashing their user profile doesn't matter. It'll require you to fix it for them.
    No it isn't, and whoever told you that is an idiot.
    I wish I was Ballmer, and so do you. He's got money out the ass.

  58. Two years and counting by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

    My mother will be 80 this year. She's been on Kubuntu 12.04, loaded on a retired laptop, for the last two years and does just fine. Of course, everything she cares about can be done with a web browser. The occasional Word or Excel document can be done with OpenOffice. ( Hey, Ma? Is that Open or Libre? I don't recall at the moment ). She has poked around some other stuff, like playing mp3 of her favorite music. She hooks up her camera and pulls her latest pictures over. The machine is all she needs or wants and its free. She still remembers her Windows stuff and helps the other seniors with their computer based needs.

  59. Re:Who Fucking Cares? by sexconker · · Score: 1

    8.1 allows you to boot straight to the desktop.
    A tech-illiterate user will see the desktop and the usual icons for browser, windows explorer, etc.
    8.1 also has a visual start button so people will know where to click to turn the thing off.

    The only real difference is the start menu. Coming from Vista/7, you do the same shit. Hit start, then type.
    Coming from XP it's a bigger change, but it's a huge improvement and well worth the 2 minutes to learn how to use it. If your particular granny thinks otherwise, there are plenty of 3rd party solutions to restore a "classic" start menu.

  60. Mine also uses Mint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've switched my Grandma to Mint a few years back.

    The best part is perhaps the lack of malware attacking the OS, it will save you considerable support time ripping viruses off the machine.
    Don't forget a way to get into her computer and help out, I find teamviewer works well if you are willing to accept non-free (as in FOSS) software.

    Libre Office will handle most attachments friends may send in Word format.

    People think they need Windows, but many casual users simply live in the browser and edit a Word file on occasion.

  61. Moved wife to Ubuntu by mknewman · · Score: 1

    She seems happy enough, her Firefox works the same and Thunderbird works ok for her.

  62. Lubuntu by misfit815 · · Score: 1

    I'm a bit of a Luddite myself - very attached to the XP-style interface, and not inclined to upgrade to the latest and greatest unless I have a reason. And I've been using Lubuntu for years now and am very happy with it. All of the things that spoil Ubuntu users, but with an interface that suits us crotchety old folks. Plus, it's designed to run fast and light on older hardware. Now get off my lawn.

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  63. My grandma loved Ubuntu by barlevg · · Score: 1

    My grandma wanted a simple computer to check her email and Google. I loaned her my Ubuntu netbook to try out. She loved it.

    Unfortunately, the rest of my family decided they knew better and got her a giant, heavy Windows laptop which has proceeded to sit on her desk, collecting dust, ever since. Sigh.

  64. With XP approaching end-of-life????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, tell me this - is WinXP suddenly going to die? I don't think so.

    Simply slide an inexpensive boot-from-cd or flashdrive SoC computer between the WinXP machine & the DSL or cable modem, run a linux-based firewall & clamav on it, & keep on running the XP computer 'til the hardware dies. How difficult is that?

    1. Re:With XP approaching end-of-life????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More difficult than just switching to React OS.

  65. iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not popular hear I know, but my mom has an iPad. Best decision I ever made.

  66. Re:Who Fucking Cares? by sexconker · · Score: 1

    That presumes that Grandma's computer can even run Windows 8.1, which may not be the case if her computer is too old.

    If the computer is so old that it can't run 8, then it's time for a hardware upgrade anyway just to use the modern web.

    Windows 8.1 System Requirements:
      - Processor: 1 gigahertz (GHz) or faster with support for PAE, NX, and SSE2 (more info)
      - RAM: 1 gigabyte (GB) (32-bit) or 2 GB (64-bit)
      - Hard disk space: 16 GB (32-bit) or 20 GB (64-bit)
      - Graphics card: Microsoft DirectX 9 graphics device with WDDM driver

    7 has the same requirements (and 8 runs better than 7 on the same hardware).
    Vista has only slightly lower requirements.

    Of course, this is a completely separate issue from an OS upgrade.

  67. Re: Who Fucking Cares? by sexconker · · Score: 4, Funny

    My mother who is 83 has been running Kubuntu turn since the Vista days. She has learned to trouble shoot her printer problems. Even grannies can learn linux.

    Pics of your mom hitting up man pages and googling her own solutions and fixing her own printer or it didn't fucking happen.

  68. My 65 year old retired neighbor uses Mint by scorp1us · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wednesday I got a visit from my neighbor asking for help with his computer. My heart sank. I had set him up with Mint 15 on his laptop and he was happily using it for the past 6 months. "What's wrong?" I asked. He said "something about "user profile service"". Oh, he means his desktop (Vista) so I fix it by doing a system restore. I asked about the laptop. "Its working fine, no complaints."

    For this man to have no complaints, you have to understand what a dramatic experience computers are for him. He was a truck driver for the county. Never worked a day of his life at a computer, but his wife was a secretary. (She has passed on). So he tries to do stuff.. but any little thing that changes is a big deal. MSN shut down MSN messenger service and replaced it with Skype. That generated two visits from him - one the "little man" disappeared. And the new Skype icon that they installed for him. He even added his own MyFi to it.

    And that is why I recommend Linux. It's never generated a support call to me from him.

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  69. Re:Who Fucking Cares? by xvan · · Score: 1

    I do hate when yahoo "hides" things? Have you recently tried to download an attachment in the webmail?

  70. It's probably too late by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    I've installed Linux on computers for various non-computer oriented relatives. None were my grandma but for the sake of this discussion they may as well have been. My annecdotal experience is this:

    If they were previously using Windows it will not work. It's not a matter of Windows being more user friendly than Linux. It's just amazing the level of detail with which a non-computer person will memorize the interface they are used to. You can try some desktop manager that attempts to clone the Windows look. Even if you don't see the difference yourself your relative will. Non-computer people learn to use a computer differently. Where we learn a generalized concept of what the various parts of a user interface are and quickly recognize variations on the same theme they only memorize exact instructions. Click on this. It looks like that. Now click there. It's a horribly painful process and once they have learned it once they DO NOT want to do it again!

    Otherwise they will be happy with Linux at least for a while. So long as their friends aren't using computers. If their friends are using computers then eventually one will show them some shiny thing (usually a silly game) which is Windows only. Then your relative HAS to have it. It doesn't even matter if there are a dozen equivalents that are only an "apt-get install" away. They want what their friend has and they want it now! Despite what one might think desire to conform to the herd is no less strong in the elderly than it is in a high school teenager. This is actually the one exception to that first rule, that they don't want learn how to do things over again. They will do so to learn Windows so they can run that stupid little app that their friend has. Then they will distrust you and always take the exact opposite of your advice for leading them down a different path in the first place.

    For my relative where I experienced this it was silly time wasting Flash games. That was back when there was no up to date version of Flash for Linux. We even tried Crossover but it didn't work for everything. Thankfully now there is an up to date Flash for Linux. Even better Flash is dying. DIE DIE DIE Flash! As applications move from the desktop to the browser the opportunities to hit this problem are getting smaller. Maybe there is hope!

    But for now... if they don't have friends (on computers). And they haven't already been exposed to Windows... then just about any easy to use desktop environment that "gets the job done" will do just fine!

    If you haven't guessed, each of these scenarios represents one relative that I have attempted to put on Linux. So far I am 1 for 3. Better luck to you!

  71. If Granny is Happy with KDE on Debian by GeekHillbilly · · Score: 2

    Then use KDE on Debian.You can overthink the solution if you will take time to puzzle it through.If she is happy,then use that.No need to get too fancy with the distro.

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    1. Re:If Granny is Happy with KDE on Debian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The KDE comment was about Unknown Lamer's grandma.
      The question is about BlazeMiskulin's grandma.

  72. Sure by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

    Both my dad and my sister are running Xubuntu without issues. My sister is ok with basic tasks on a computer but far from a technophile and my dad knows almost nothing. His only use is really for fantasy football websites.

    Neither really plays games - both just do web browsing and not much else. Honestly as long as there's a Chrome icon on the desktop many people wouldn't know they were using anything different.

    Keeping that on their systems keeps me from the headache of supporting Windows and all the associated spyware.

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  73. How about a tablet? by The+Relentless · · Score: 1

    My grandmother is 90. She went from using nothing to using an iPad. She mainly plays solitaire, but also uses it to browse the web, read email and even Skype video calls with the multitude of grandkids and great grandkids (even 1 great-great grandson.) It didn't take much to get her comfortable with it. It is lightweight and a good lap pad will ease the weight even more. She even takes it to her many many doctor appointments to have something to do/read while waiting...

  74. Linux works fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sorry but what? Grandparents like me are the ones who built Linux. Why would we not know how to use it? You silly dumb kids.

    You're probably thinking of great parents at this point and in fact my parents have no issues using Linux.

    1. Re:Linux works fine by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Linus is a grandparent? When did his kids have kids?

    2. Re:Linux works fine by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      He probably means Unix Graybeards, some of whom were probably amongst the early contributors to Linux (and the FSF, BSD, etc etc) No Vim without vi and Bill Joy isn't a spring chicken. No GCC without a C and Bill Kernighan is 72. You get gist of it.

    3. Re:Linux works fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me a break. I'm 40-something just like Linus and have grandkids. The normal age of reproduction in the first-world is 20-something when you're most attractive, healthy, strong and secure, do the math.

      Media has warped people's minds in to thinking grandparents have to be 60-70 years old. You kids are the dumb brainwashed generation.

  75. email attachments by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

    Email attachments are the bane of a smooth user experience for grandma.

    She probably has a web mail account, and uses a browser to access it. She's going to receive all kinds of weird attachments from friends, and she will want them all to just work. There are Power Point slideshows, Word documents, spreadsheet files, movies, embedded images, links to images on mailing lists, flash animations, PDFs, MIDIs, and more. Any of these can be in several layers of forwarded messages, or stuffed into an .eml file. They can be messed up by a friend's email setup that does crap like "soft" line breaks-- breaking lines and indicating this by adding an '=' symbol to the ends of the breaks.

    To get as much of that to work as possible, need lots of software. Libre Office to handle the Power Point, doc, and spreadsheet files. But that's not enough, need codecs so Libre Office can play whatever video or audio is embedded in the Power Point. Got to have Thunderbird for the .eml files (which still often do not open properly), and a PDF viewer.

    Finally, a weak point of Firefox, and I think all browsers, is association. Firefox is quite poor at remembering which program to use to handle a particular file type. Often the user is forced to browse around in the file system. Grandma is not going to like having to slog through /usr/bin to find a suitable program, if she even gets that far.

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    1. Re:email attachments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's going to receive all kinds of weird attachments from friends, and she will want them all to just work. There are Power Point slideshows, Word documents, spreadsheet files, movies, embedded images, links to images on mailing lists, flash animations, PDFs, MIDIs, and more

      Half of the crap you mentioned are some of the most common virus vectors out there.....what next, are you going to complain that it won't run her .exe screensaver that she got from a stranger in her email?

      Not being able to open those files is a GOOD thing.

  76. Ubuntu default working for years unmanaged here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My matching relatives are happy with Ubuntu's default. Their tiny app bar holds about 5 custom apps on their screen size, and that's enough for those simple uses. It also has a nice upgrade GUI they've managed themselves through a number of updates. I tried Qt & they used it but didn't like it: too complex.

    I know other non-tech people who worked with xfce, though it's similar memory-wise to Ubuntu default, so if your graphics card can render the UI without the 2d fallback, you're ahead with the default.

  77. Easy... by richrz · · Score: 1

    sudo add-apt-repository ppa:noobslab/themes sudo apt-get update sudo apt-get install win-xp-theme tell her it's the new upgrade for XP..worked for me :)

  78. Re: Who Fucking Cares? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    Please just admit that you have no understanding of the subject. I asure you that it is painfully obvious to those of us that do know what they are talking about how truly clueless you actually are.

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  79. Reccomendations by eagled2 · · Score: 1

    You have seen many recommendations already and I don't know much about your Grandma other than she likes KDE on debian. Personally I am not a fan of KDE because i find it has more issues than other window managers and there are some other quirks I don't like. I won't go into the details as it's mostly preference than anything else. If you are set on KDE because that's what granny is familiar with there are only two distro's I have seen that I like. For someone that wants something similar to windows with a smaller learning curve I can only recommend PClinixOS. I did'nt use to like them but recently it has become more stable and is starting to impress me. It is based on mandrivia so you cannot use debian or ubunto repositories unfortunatley. It also has a rolling release cycle so you dont have to reinstall everytime there is a new version. Personally I use linux mint with the cinnamon interface. It is based off of the new version of gnome but has a more standard interface which would be relatively easy for a windows user to get a hang of. Both distros have some unique features I have not seen in many other places. Before deciding which distro to install for you Granny I recommend you try each distro that has been recommended so you can get a feel for which one she will like.

    1. Re:Reccomendations by tmjva · · Score: 1

      I too use PClinuxOS. Mainly because of the rolling release and ease of use. Only twice in the last three years have I ever had to do a manual apt-get to fix something.

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  80. Ask her. by Foresto · · Score: 2

    Seriously, ask her. Show her a couple of options that you're willing to support, point out the differences from her old desktop, and let her choose.

    I recommend something with an OSX dock-style launcher, perhaps Unity (with appropriate privacy tweaks) or Avant Window Navigator. I got a 70-year-old to switch from Windows to Ubuntu/Unity in under an hour, with very few follow-up questions.

    It might also be helpful to give her a linux distribution that you use regularly, so any support you have to do in the future will be in a familiar environment.

  81. made this change for an elderly friend years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He has a penchant for 'Nature Websites' and every time I turned around it was another request to fix their broken PC (Read:Remove all the malware and associated virus). Windows AV doesn't seem to catch malware at all, at least not whatever he was finding. After the umpteenth trip over there I asked if he would be interested in a different OS that wouldn't get messed up so easily. I installed Linux on their machine, and that was the last service call for about 4 years until the PC hardware died.

    After the PC died I helped them pick out a new machine to purchase. I stopped by several weeks later to see how they were getting along with the new Windows PC to find out it was still in the box. Why is it still in the box ? Because they were waiting for me to come install Linux on it, they were not willing to give Windows a second chance even though it was a new version on a new PC.

    Installed Linux on their New PC, and it's been another couple years with no support calls or issues.

    I was surprised with how easy that conversion went for them, and the lack of calls from them for assistance after they were shown where the browser and mail client were.

  82. Linux is great for seniors! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have moved a few relatives to Linux. I moved my own senior citizen parents to Linux during the Win2K-to-WinXP period and never looked back. They loved the multiple desktops, and wondered why the more-expensive Windows OS lacked such a great feature. The only problems I have ever had with seniors on Linux are:

    1. YouTube videos with blue people (when Adobe launched their final, flawed Linux Flash Player - the one that makes people blue on Nvidia cards (easily fixed)

    2. Horrendously bad Linux printer support. Linux drivers for many modern printers are not available or suck and there's just no easy explanation for why a local printer must be dealt with in a retarded scheme like CUPS. (once you get it working though, it's as low-maintenance as all other Linux stuff)

    3. KDE added a stupid bouncy icon for your mouse pointer while an app is launching (that keeps bouncing long after the app is running) and I have a parent with a vision issue that caused this the be a VERY unpleasant thing (wish Linux devs would work on actual bugs and critical stuff like better printer support before adding shiny baubles like bouncing icons). This was such an issue I had to switch the user to Gnome (which I personally detest). Note to devs: Don't pollute a good UI with crap like this (when you have no idea of what user accessibilty problems you might cause) without an easy and obvious disable option - I've been drivig linux since the early slackware days and I did not have the time to waste hunting for an enable/disable for this one which I admit might be there. Best option: Make new "features" like this stupid one disabled-by-default. The moral of THIS tale is: when setting-up Linux for older users, be prepared for the occasional surprise about what seemingly innocuous thing (I'd personally never even paid attention to the fact that the mouce pointer was bouncing) could become a major pain....

    In conclusion: GO FOR IT! No matter what issues you encounter, they'll likely be better than the issues you'll face with Windows.

    1. Re:Linux is great for seniors! by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      The KDE bouncy icon upon program launch can be changed in the cursor settings, no need to switch to Gnome over that.

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      Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law ::: Love is the law, love under will
  83. Puppy Linux by njnnja · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised no one has mentioned Puppy Linux. First, get her using Firefox and Thunderbird on her XP machine, and use a nice family picture as the wallpaper. Then have her run Puppy Linux off a live CD, with the same wallpaper, and as long as she is doing web stuff and email, she will hardly notice the difference. I'm assuming it's an older machine but I have a 10 year old laptop that is running Puppy quite well. If she does have a problem, she ejects the CD and does her stuff in Windows. But pretty soon, she won't need that crutch, and you can get rid of the windows partition and always run from the live cd (or make it bootable from the hard drive).

  84. Microsoft Surface by darkwing_bmf · · Score: 1

    I don't know why the focus is on Linux.

    I got a Microsoft Surface (rt) for my Mom and she loves the thing. It gets a lot of negative press for not being a "real" windows but it fits her needs well (web, email, Netflix, solitaire), has a touch screen and keyboard. It's relatively inexpensive and moreover, Microsoft offers two years of training for $99 (one lesson per week). You can't beat that price if your grandma is interested in learning more about her computer (assuming she's somewhat close to a Microsoft Store).

  85. I'll get downvoted for this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    But I install Ubuntu LTS for people migrating from Windows. For low end machines, (think Athlon XP area), MATE does a good job. For more recent hardware, I just keep Unity and move the close buttons to the right side.

  86. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you hate your grandmother so much?

  87. Re:My parents have been using ubuntu for 5+ years by unixisc · · Score: 1

    And they could use Thunderbird or Seamonkey on any UNIX-like platform they please

  88. Or PC-BSD by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Surprised that nobody mentioned PC-BSD - that's the FreeBSD for PCs that one could use.

  89. How to keep those user interfaces? by rvw · · Score: 1

    My mother is 81, started using a computer about 15 years ago, first Windows 98, then 2000, XP and now 7. From 98 to XP I always used the same (classic) interface. When moving to 7 I tried to make it as "classic" as possible, but MS messed this up. I don't understand that they have absolutely no clue about older people having troubles moving to new interfaces. Was it so much trouble to keep the classic interface?

    I installed Mozilla/Firefox and Eudora from the beginning, removed IE from the desktop. She still uses Eudora (which does not install in 7 if I remember correctly, but you can just copy the install folder from XP and that's all). I tried to install Thunderbird once, but she didn't like the buttons. That was years ago. Now Eudora starts to show signs of age as well, and I'm in doubt what to do. I don't like Thunderbirds layout.

    I moved her from Office 2003 to OpenOffice and then LibreOffice without much trouble. I helped her get a new mobile phone recently, and I hate the fact that this phone will probably not be available anymore in three or five years, and then she'll have to get used to a different phone. So I'm going to buy a second one, just in case. Same with de house phone. How difficult can that be? Well it can! So another set that has to be doubled.

    When this computer is finished and Windows 7 is done, and there is nothing left but a Windows 8 interface, I'm afraid I have to move her to Linux as well. Then I hope to find an LTS version that stays up to date for five or seven years, with a classic gnome interface or maybe something like mint. My goal is to keep changes as minimal as possible, but in the current world, this is a difficult task.

    1. Re:How to keep those user interfaces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PClinuxos has all the populor window managers in the repository and you can install any of them after the initial install. I don't recall if gnome is an option on the install disk or not. It uses semi rolling releases so most of the time you just update your packages for a new version. it's worth checking out.

  90. Mageia4 by hduff · · Score: 1

    All my ex-Windows family members have been happy with Mageia4. Grandma has the most locked-down instance: an LXDE desktop with a pared-down menu and locked-down configuration. Her "favorite" win32/win16 apps are handled by Codeweaver's Crossover. Never had a problem or complaint from her.

    My wife, OTOH, loves to tinker and will not stop. She get Windows7 in a virtual machine with her data saved to the underlying Linux OS, so "fixing"her computer is as easy as killing the broken VM and launching a clone.

    The sibs and kids seem to be happy with Mageia4/KDE4 except one who is Apple-only.

    Since they are all on the same distro, I maintain a local repo of customized configs and apps, so re-installing/new computer is easy if it becomes necessary.

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    "I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." : Dogbert
  91. whatever has the most stable package base by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Choose the most stable OS you are willing to support. "Stable" as of "Debian stable". I.e. you want an OS that will work even if you are away for a couple of months and will not need a day to update when you return.

    For me that would be either:
    a. Debian Stable (slightly harder to configure, extremely stable package base, but you won't get the latest versions of popular software)
    b. Ubuntu LTS (easier to configure, more up to date packages, but needs to install updates more frequently than Debian stable)

    Don't go with a non-LTS Ubuntu. It gets tons of updates and you have to do a dist-upgrade with each new version. It is also infamous for breaking the UI experience with each new version. You don't want a training session with your mom/grandma every time.

    For Mint, I'm not sure if they have something similar to LTS. If they don't and you don't like Ubunut just pick Debian.

    1. Re:whatever has the most stable package base by BlazeMiskulin · · Score: 1

      Choose the most stable OS you are willing to support. "Stable" as of "Debian stable". I.e. you want an OS that will work even if you are away for a couple of months and will not need a day to update when you return

      That's part of the reason I'm asking for opinions: I live--quite literally--on the other side of the world from her (I'm in China, she's in the US). My first thought was Ubuntu (with something other than Unity UI), but I wanted to see if there are any other options I might not know about.

  92. Is she a Republican? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not trying to be insulting by asking that, but a lot of old people are racist so they're Republicans. Their kind is also against learning new things. That means that if she is one of those Republicans, she'll never be able to use Linux. That's why you always see Republicans using that Microsoft garbage. Their kind just can't learn.

  93. Firefox and Scumvm and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Mom (who is also a grandma) has been using Linux for years on a laptop I set up for her.

    She is running Ubuntu 12.04. I switched the desktop to Gnome Classic so it would be more like what she was used to (I believe she was on 8.04 when I first set up the laptop for her)

    Her main programs are firefox for Gmail, ScummVM for Monkey Island games, and Lbreakout2.

    She also has made various forrays into photo-related or drawing-related programs, but never felt comfortable with any of them.

    When this laptop wears out, maybe I will get her one with a touch-screen and see how she likes MyPaint :)

  94. Re: Who Fucking Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pics of your mom hitting up man pages and googling her own solutions and fixing her own printer or it didn't fucking happen.

    My my, aren't we feeling douchey today. Do us all a favor and find a happy hour somewhere. Don't come back until you've told at least three strangers you love them.

  95. Pick a distro and add http://lxp.sourceforge.net/ by japhering · · Score: 1

    the subject says it all pick your favorite distro and LookXP to it.

  96. ReactOS, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It even runs Windows binaries.... and looks like Windows (kinda).

    1. Re:ReactOS, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and crashes every 5 minutes

  97. Go for CentOS by whitroth · · Score: 1

    For one, she will NOT want to install all the constant flow of updates, while CentOS (like upstream, as we say), is *stable*, and she doesn't need the GoshAWoWeeK3wl eyecandy crap so popular with teenagers.

    Besides, you've been using CentOS for years. Who do you think is going to get called for tech support... and wouldn't you rather work on something you're *very* familiar with?

                  mark "read a zillion horror stories of folks doing tech support for their folks over the phone, esp, WinDoze tech support....:"

  98. Not Applicable by wilby · · Score: 1

    My mother or my kids Grandma (74) is a retired IBM programmer. She never asks for computer help.

  99. Ubuntu lts is good enough for my grandma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have installed it more than 2 years ago in her laptop, she never used a computer in her life and now she uses most of the common social networks with chrome browser, Office suite, type training software and some others that are already available in software center with no issues.

  100. LXLE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LXLE is perfect for old computer! http://lxle.net/

  101. Re:Who Fucking Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's still a major issue. They need close (X) buttons on metro apps. Dragging the bloody thing down to close is not intuitive nor convenient.

  102. Or ReactOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same reason nobody mentioned ReactOS, he asked for Linux solutions.

    1. Re:Or ReactOS by unixisc · · Score: 1

      ReactOS is not a solution - it's not even in Beta as yet. But the submitter was presumably asking about Linux in a generic sense - a free (as in beer, since Granny ain't gonna exercise her 4 GNU freedoms) UNIX-like OS, which one could install for her, and then never have to bother again.

      So from that POV, granny may even be better off, since she won't have to worry about the drivers being liberated or unliberated or any of that stuff.

  103. Leave her on XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    XP will keep running. End-of-life only means end of gratuitous and automatic updates. It does not mean that XP will suddenly stop working.

  104. Re: Who Fucking Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should he admit that? You never do.

  105. LXLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best distro for old computer is LXLE!

    "LXLE is an easy-to-use lightweight desktop Linux distribution based on Lubuntu and featuring the LXDE desktop environment. Compared to its parent, LXLE has a number of unique characteristics: it is built from Ubuntu's LTS (long-term support) releases, it covers most users' everyday needs by providing a good selection of default applications, and it adds useful modifications and tweaks to improve performance and functions."

    http://distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=lxle

  106. Debian Mint FTW by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

    I'm the defacto tech support for my church/neighborhood. I've installed Ubuntu on quite a few of these users, especially ones whose older machine was running XP, and they did not have the recovery disks to restore from, and the machine was crufted with malware such that it would take more time than it was worth to clean the system. In the first case, I gave them a 3-way ultimatum, spend $75/hr for at least 3-4 hours for me to clean the system, OR I would backup their docs, nuke XP from orbit, install Ubuntu, and life goes on OR they buy a new system with Win7/8 on it.. After seeing a LiveCD demo of Ubuntu, and my explaining to them that they would not be plagued with the endless malware and its slow down of the machine on Linux, they smartly opted for the "nuke/pave" option. Since then, word of mouth has spread and I've done quite a few more systems in the neighborhood. Quite a few of these were essentially unneeded upgrades, in that the user was not seeing any real slowness on the system due to malware, they just wanted their machine to perform better than it was under XP. These original "upgrades" were done using Ubuntu 10.04LTS as they were done in the 2010-2011 timeframe. Since the turd that is Unity/Ubuntu 12.04 (and above) I've switched to Debian Mint for these upgrades, as the "focus group" I tried on Ubuntu 12.04LTS with Unity were unanamous with their scorn for Unity. What with XP patches/"support" coming to stop in April, I figure with a little local advertisement on the imminent un-support for XP, I'll get a nice uptick in business doing these upgrades.. Mayhaps even enough work to hire some help...

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  107. Re:Who Fucking Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unix has the advantage that it can be remotely supported through a 2400 baud dial-up connection.

    Who uses a land-line much less a dial-up modem these days at home? I doubt many computers can support a dial-up modem card.

  108. Re: Who Fucking Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My mother who is 83 has been running Kubuntu turn since the Vista days. She has learned to trouble shoot her printer problems. Even grannies can learn linux.

    Pics of your mom hitting up man pages and googling her own solutions and fixing her own printer or it didn't fucking happen.

    His mother writes man pages you insensitive clod.

  109. Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why change her? Teach her to run xp vm. Have her machine running xp, set up as a virtual machine named internet or mail, that is set to boot into the program she uses. Or if you are lucky and she uses yahoo/gmail/thunderbird set her up in Mint, dressed to look like XP.

  110. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if XP support is coming to an end, it doesn't means that the OS will suddenly stop working.
    Just leave it that way until the PC stops working, if it works, don't fix it. Don't pull a Google on her.

  111. Mac Mini by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    500 squid and my mother loves it. Its pretty and it works, everything just plugs and plays. It took me only half a day to set it all up, and I have never used a OSX in my life, printers etc all good. I'll be moving my dad across next, so that they are both working in the same environment. I use Mint xfce and love it, but after looking into what my parents do, like sending and receiving word docs, then I had to leave the linux dream behind. I don't regret it because now when they call its only to talk to me about life and fishing, not the network!

    I figure its a similar deal with the IPads, my mum feels like she is up to date with the world, and I know that apple will stop here from doing anything too wild.

  112. Re:Who Fucking Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 8 became quite tolerable once I installed a nice start menu hack that gave me a Windows 7 style start menu and allowed me to boot directly to the desktop and disable that fucking metro piece of shit.

  113. asking grandma to learn new software... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is like asking my toaster to learn to make coffee.

  114. OpenSuSE with KDE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Father of 80 or so very happy....

  115. apt-get can be slow by zenbi · · Score: 0

    I've used Debian, Ubuntu, and Xubuntu in the past for this purpose. However, the constant updates in the Ubuntu repositories, even on a "stable" version like 12.04 LTS are just a killer. Several packages are updated and pushed every day. Often, these updates break core functionality or introduce bugs; so I've turned off the automatic updates in favor of upgrading to the new release every 6 months. Except, even with an i5 and a SSD, the upgrade process takes hours. Simply wiping sda1 and reinstalling from the ISO is often faster.

    For the next upgrade, I'm considering the new ASUS chromebox. If the included chrome OS isn't up to the task, I can always blow it away and install a normal Linux distro on it.

  116. unix granny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grandma runs twm, so fuck you all.

  117. I disagree by WebCowboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    KDE is ok but not the best unless the user is a power user who likes a more custom desktop. Better XP alternatives are mint with cinnamon or xfce. Both seem a bit snappier and less laden with configuration options. If mum is running XP with the default Fisher price theme and the clouds-and-rolling-green-fields wallpaper the featuritis of KDE is wasted on her.

    That said a bit of change is not always bad. If mum uses web for everything then chromebook is pretty classic looking and very simple to use and maintain assuming you are getting new hardware and want affordability. OTOH it could be useful to depart from the possibly stale XP era desktop style if mum is not too set in her ways. In my personal experience GNOME 3 has gone over fairly well. If us FOSS hackers hate it that often means it is something casual users will like;-) . With GNOME 3 you get something that reduces down to a simple launcher. In just a few minutes you can put mum's apps in the favourites dock, do a couple minor tweaks then show mum how to launch her app. Virtually everything us /. types b!tch about w.r.t. GNOME like hidden or missing config options or problems with multi desktop on multi monitor are stuff mum has no clue about and will never care to learn about. So GNOME is the choice I made and now they think all forms of MSFT windows suck.

    1. Re: I disagree by AchiestDragon · · Score: 1

      Who says they don't want the extra KDE look an feel settings , because there old and can't cope with style or is that the impression you give them because they may not understand how to protect against unwanted infections that you think they have no appreciation of style ?

    2. Re: I disagree by WebCowboy · · Score: 2

      They said it themselves. I showed them gnome, kde and xfce and they chose which one they liked. Any if them would do but gnome was closest to what they liked put of box so they went with it.

      Style is matter of personal taste. They liked. Gnome because of its launcher. You click activities and up comes a launcher with favourite apps and an expose-style view of all their open windows.

      The way they view an OS is that it launches their apps. Besides launching apps they barely do anything else with the desktop or os itself. They also open all windows maximised all the time and even worked that way in XP--shortcuts on the desktop for all the apps they used and maximised all their windows. In that way gnome3 suits them. We don't all work the same way.

    3. Re: I disagree by AchiestDragon · · Score: 1

      all to often on stories like this they have not been shown the different options , kool :)

  118. Kubuntu or Xubuntu by kbahey · · Score: 1

    Depending on the CPU and RAM configuration for the PC in question (if you are not getting a new one), then either Xubuntu or Kubuntu, with Firefox, Chromium, and LibreOffice. Works like a charm ...

  119. I can't speak for Grandma, but .... by whizbang77045 · · Score: 1

    My wife and I are grandparents, although a few years short of the 82 mark. I'm hesitant to recommend any flavor of Windows to anyone who just wants email, a web browser, and maybe a spreadsheet or word processing capability. I've had fair luck getting older XP users to transition to Zorin, which I believe may be intended for that purpose. Mint Linux, which I use, would come in a close second. But some Windows users just must have Windows, possibly because they think they're familiar with it. Being forced to use Windows 7 or 8 may change a lot of that.

  120. Re:i second windows 7 by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

    Yep, that sounds familiar. I get those forwarded to me a few times a month, though most of the time they are military and not cute as he is an old Marine.

    --
    "He's lost in a 'floyd hole"
  121. Re:Who Fucking Cares? by iggymanz · · Score: 4, Informative

    those minimal requirements are B.S., they'll get you a system that would bog down on typical youtube page. Hard disk with a windows office product and typical software will need 20+ GB to actually run.

    from experience, minimal win 8 machine needs 4GB RAM, 60 GB disk

  122. Re:Chromebook - Remote Desktop by Technomancer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here you go VNC viewer for Chrome https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/vnc-viewer-for-google-chr/iabmpiboiopbgfabjmgeedhcmjenhbla?hl=en
    Chrome Remote Desktop https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chrome-remote-desktop/gbchcmhmhahfdphkhkmpfmihenigjmpp?hl=en

    And there is bunch of RDP viewers too.

  123. Dead Simple Solution - Linux Mint by DaveJ45 · · Score: 1

    'nuff said!

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  124. 86 year old grandma by desgua · · Score: 1

    My grandma has never used a computer until 2012 when I gave her an old laptop with Ubuntu, which she is still using. So I think Ubuntu is a good choice too.

  125. Meego and Lubuntu by relisher · · Score: 1

    My grandmother has used both of these OSes with success. Lubuntu is great since it is almost indiscernible to her from Windows Vista, which she used to have before the hard drive broke. She also used Meego Desktop, which is great due to its simple menu UI. However, we had to switch from Meego Desktop due to issues with Skype sound

  126. I think your on the right track. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've setup Debian for people unfamiliar with Linux. When it comes down to it, it's stable, viable long term, and there are lots of GUIs to choose from when it comes to performance.

  127. An easy migration. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zorin OS core has very XP looking ui choice. She might find that an easier migration.

  128. WRONG! by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    this is a viewer to control a mac from a chrome book not to control a chromebook from a mac

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  129. ubuntu + gnome2 + remote administration by Shompol · · Score: 1

    WinXP had to be forcibly retired eons ago because seniors tend to solve problems by clicking on everything, and that how he installed too many toolbars and rootkits. Switch to ubuntu+gnome2 was fairly painless.

  130. Grandma on Ubuntu by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    My grandma's fine with Ubuntu running Gnome 2, with LibreOffice, Thunderbird, Firefox, SimpleScan, Shotwell, and VLC.

  131. Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Father been using Ubuntu for 2 years now, and he's really happy with it.

  132. Re:Chromebook - Remote Desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It also has a bitcoin wallet, so grandpa can pay for porno anonymously.

  133. LXDE? by danknight48 · · Score: 1

    LXDE + Debian:
    - Faster
    - Smaller
    - Simpler
    - More like XP than KDE/gnome

    Trust me, she'll like it better than KDE.

  134. Dad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My dad inherited my old computer with windows xp abou5 years ago. He called me all the time having problem with adware etc. After a few times i got tired of fixing his computer and put ubuntu on it ( pre unity ) and put icons for firefox, email and skype on the desktop. After that he stopped calling me. So if you want to keep in contact with granny, keep her on ms os.

  135. Linux Mint by Synchronyme · · Score: 1

    I set up a Linux Mint distro for my technophobic mom 5 years ago and she used it daily without any trouble.

    What I did though:

    _ Set a wallpaper she likes.
    _ Remove all the icons/shortcut but the ones she really needs (Chromium, Skype, Rythmbox for music and a folder to all the movies i got for her)
    _ Set Google, gMail and Youtube bookmarks in Chromium.

    _ And most important: DESACTIVATE THE AUTO UPDATE ! Nothing worry a non-techy more that unexpected popup. And why update something that already works ?

  136. She's 89 by truck87bp · · Score: 1

    Just setup Grandma (Mom) with Ubuntu Unity and 4 Large Icons on the sidebar. She is 89 and never used a computer but commented that it didn't look too hard. As simple as the setup is she is reluctant to use it. I teach windows to old people (146 on the list) and have 17 in Ubuntu class that started last week. Its a start. Unity fits the older gen thats never click the screen and its reliabile. The computer club has about 75% still using XP so I'm hoping the Ubuntu class grows real soon.

  137. Mint and tablets by ukoda · · Score: 1

    My parents are in the 70's and on the other side of the world from where I work. I set up a new laptop with Mint Cinnamon and pre-set up their email accounts etc along with desktop icons to start email, Firefox . They have adapted quickly as the GUI is as close to XP as anything modern I can think of. At the same time I gave them an Android tablet.

    Given the limited range of things they do, a tablet can also do the job and can simply be replaced and log back into to get them up in running if the tablet fails. They have got the hang of it reasonably well and it lessened the learning curve when they got their first smart phone, also running Android.

  138. Choose whatever you can support over the phone by taikedz · · Score: 1

    Nevermind what the distro or the desktop environment is (well, within reason). So long as you can help her, even on the end of a crackly phone line, it's fine.

    When installing for any non-techie, Desktop Environment aside, show them how to find their browser and applications, show them how to find the file manager, and install Synapse so that they can search for pretty much anything (for bonus points, set the Synapse shortcut to something simple like Super+Space). Basically, give them their starting points, and show them how to search.

    Whether you choose to move your mother/relative/neighbour to KDE, Xfce, GNOME 3 or even Unity if you like (or even Windows or Mac at that) it has no bearing. Once you have set them up and you have installed the applications and configured all shortcuts, it's you who needs to know the system.

    I support my dad on his Mac (he's die-hard Mac which is why I haven't moved him to Linux) piloting him blind because I know the system inside out, I know if he clicks in one place, I can predict the set of dialogs he'll see. I use Manjaro Xfce for Linux because it's install-once and sufficiently light. When setting up for a non-technician, I customize shortcuts my way, show them the ropes in person and hand them a cheat sheet based on my setup choice. If they mail me or call me, I know how to pilot them back to safety.

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  139. Re: Who Fucking Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've a client who came to us asking if we knew any PAYPAL dial up providers because his ISP is dropping their service, and the client likes to have it as a backup in case of issues with the 3G network he uses as a primary.

  140. Stick to LXDE or XFCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For XP refugees, I'd recommend distros with an XFCE or LXDE desktop environment. Most XP refugees will be running somewhat older hardware and so XFCE and LXDE don't need a great deal of RAM or CPU power. Also, they're both the most "Windows like in terms of desktop environment and so the change won't be that great.

    Make sure to install all of the software that they're likely to use, especially browser plug-ins for evil proprietary media formats. Also make sure that they know how to save Libre Office documents in evil M$ formats if they need to do that.

    I've had quite good success switching folks to Lubuntu or Lubuntu LXLE.

  141. ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ubuntu works very well.... I've installed on a 4 years old machine and my mum had absoluterly no problems! Finally ending the virus and updates problem of winxp.

  142. End-of-Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows XP will not get anymore support but "end-of-life" doesn't mean it will not function anymore. Let's say Windows XP will become a "Zombie" but it is still alive and kicking. This comment is made by a diehard Linux lover.

  143. for a while now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i have had my mother (who is a grandmother xs2) on ubuntu 12.04 for a while, a while ago, and then switched her to mint15 because it's nicer looking. every now and again i get a call about hot to do something, but those questions are more about how to do something on the powerbook i got her than regarding the linux desktop.

  144. No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My dad is nearing 75, and he's now using 100% Linux (OpenSuSE).
    If all you need is a browser, e-mail and an office suit, any linux that isn't too technical in the market should do.
    Perhaps it took me about 4 hrs total of training over the 6 months he's been using it to explain any details he might ask.
    He's using Firefox, Thunderbird and Libre Office.

  145. Re:Who Fucking Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can disable system restore (or set the max space usage to something tiny), disable/make the page file static, and disable hibernation (C:\hiberfil.sys will be the size of the amount of physical RAM, in addition the page file) and you should be well under 20GB. 4GB RAM is advisable, however.

  146. I'm a grandma. by therealbev · · Score: 1

    I've been running Slackware since 2001 -- earlier than that, if you count the dialup ISP I had starting in1994. Carry on.

  147. Lindows/Linspire, then gOS, oh, wait... by kriston · · Score: 1

    I would have recommended the excellent Lindows/Linspire, then gOS, but, oops, they've been forced out of existence.

    After that I gave up.

    --

    Kriston

  148. Use Win7 by enter+to+exit · · Score: 1

    Windows 7 is going to be less problematic transistion than a Debian based distro+KDE.

    Xp to win7 is a lot more familiar that xp to KDE. If all she uses is a basic desktop, you can install a third party menu and the major difference with be a thicker taskbar. You can even set win7 to never combine taskbar apps and it'll be further like xp. With win7, other people can troubleshoot her problems.

    Don't mix her with your ideological battles.

  149. Re: Who Fucking Cares? by DeathToThePatriarchy · · Score: 1

    Oooooh!! Even grannies can learn. If you could give your arm a rest from patting yourself on the back for being so brilliant you can install an OS, you might notice that 1) lots of olds are not stupid about computers, 2) lots of women are not stupid about computers, 3) lots of old women know about computers. Grace Hopper did not become an idiot the day she got officially old.

  150. We need one more Linux distro by gaiageek · · Score: 1

    Shocking as it may seem, I think we actually need one more Linux distro: a lightweight, bullet-proof simple OS that keeps itself securely up to date with little to no user interaction and provides what 95% of grandmas need: an icon to launch a web browser. Something very much like Chrome OS, but which can be easily installed on old laptops and features automatic updates (neither of which apply to Hexxah's builds of Chrome OS).

    In absence of such a distro, if you know of a good guide for turning something like Linux Mint 13 (LTS) XFCE into the above, please post here.

  151. Just make it look like XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://xpq4.sourceforge.net/

  152. Depends on her skillset by macmouse · · Score: 1

    It all about her needs and expectations.

    When we finally convinced our grandma (now 93) to get a computer for email almost 10 years ago, we initially gave her an older mac thinking it would be easy for her.

    However, she has basically zero computer experience so understanding basic UI interfaces is out the window.

    However, over time she starting having problems because she couldn't understand how to manage overlapping windows.

    She would accidentally minimize a window, couldn't figure out where it went and would open up a new one.

    Repeat this 30+ times on a computer with 512MB of ram and you life becomes utterly painful... It would take like 3-5 minutes to open up a new window, because there was like 2GB of swap in use.

    I tried to explain to her what she had been doing many times, but the concept of overlapping windows was just beyond her comprehension.

    I ended up installing linux on it and hard coding x to run firefox at startup, bypassing a window manager entirely.
    When she quits firefox, it kicks her out to the login screen.

    That's it. No menu bars,no tabs,no background processes - just one big window.
    In this case, KISS isn't just a goal - it's a requirement.

    If it's humanly possible to switch to a different program, it will happen with her and she can't figure out what happened.

    True, It drives any visitors crazy (until they read the sticky note that says use the guest account that brings up a conventional desktop) but it's has caused the least grief.

    It would be very difficult to do something similarly with windows/mac.
    I had looked around and there was a number of KIOSK type programs, but they wanted $100+ for the trouble.

    All she cares about is her email. I setup the homepage as her email and it auto-logins in with the remembered password.
    She doesn't even use Google for searches.

    Don't ask me why The Cousins switched her to Google mail (which is a horrible choice because the UI changes every few months and I have to re-explain everything over again). I've tried to switch her back to the simpler thing I had but she doesn't want to budge...

    If I were to start over again, I'd probably get her a chromebox (needs a big desktop screen) or maybe an ipad (if she could get comfortable with the whole swiping thing).

    If you want a XP like experience, LXDE is really hard to beat (not to mention super lightweight).
    Icewm is another option, if you want something that is even simpler with a similar layout.

  153. The only problem with giving them Linux by sweBers · · Score: 1

    The only problem with giving them Linux is a lack of support for some applications. For example, I had installed Arch on my livingroom PC for my family, and set it up so that the kids can just click on their picture to log in. My wife needed applications that are not well-supported by Wine, such as iTunes. I was able to find workarounds, but they weren't very elegant, and weren't things I could have my wife do. Taking iTunes as an example, I had to manually mount the volume, extract her pictures, and reset her photo roll. It became a very messy monthly project to have to do for her, and one of the reasons she would state she hates Linux. Also, she likes photo editing, and there wasn't an application/suite that she could find that she really liked and could edit easily. After 2 years, she finally won and we got Windows 8.1 for the family PC. If the person you are trying to help doesn't have a preference for applications, and isn't set in their ways for a certain application, any distro with a good graphical package system should work. Mint is very good for beginners, as well as Ubuntu. If you need to meet lower system requirements, take a look at XFCE and LXDE alternatives.

  154. Re:Who Fucking Cares? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    yes, you can add those things to list of about 30 other config changes and call the paper "How to Make Windows 8.x not so Much of a Pig"

    Not an undertaking for your Aunt Minnie or Grandma

  155. Too siminar? by Pinchiukas · · Score: 1

    If a lot of concepts change, wouldn't it be better if the interface elements looked different from what the person was used to? If the icons are the same as say Windows XP, I think people would intuitively expect them to work in the same way. But if they don't people would get more frustrated. Having that, learning a new system a whole level deeper would of course take more time and effort...