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  1. Attention span? on Is The Attention Economy Dying? (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    I feel like I have the attention span of a goldfish crackers are delicious.

  2. I guess I won't be trying for high-scores on those things now.

  3. If you don't reference Trump your story is not fit to post nowadays.

  4. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was on Should the Word 'Milk' Be Used To Describe Nondairy Milk-Alternative Products? (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    I think we should just call it "Nut Juice." This will also work for Almond Milk.

  5. This is the singularity on Scientists Create Robots That Can Assemble IKEA Furniture For You (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    We had a good run.

  6. Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?

  7. Re:Peppers are very good for you on Eating World's Hottest Pepper Sparks Brain Disorder, Thunderclap Headaches (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    That stuff is delicious! Agreed.

  8. Food not eaten is not making kids healthy.... on Trump Administration Rolls Back Obama-Era Nutrition Standards For School Lunches (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    You can engineer the most healthy lunches. But if they taste like shit, the kids won't eat them.

  9. Hank Hill... on Google Releases Open Source 'Guetzli' JPEG Encoder (betanews.com) · · Score: 1
  10. Re: Common on A Prenda Copyright Troll Finally Pleaded Guilty (popehat.com) · · Score: 1

    Could the powers that be not claim that you are therefore involved in some kind of illegal conspiracy?

  11. Chromebooks! And it's not just the price.... on Apple Losing Out To Microsoft and Google in US Classrooms (macrumors.com) · · Score: 3, Informative

    Chromebooks are so much easier to manage and maintain from the get-go, without having to purchase any other management software. Just using the G-Suite admin console lets us keep tens of thousands of these devices up to date, and with the necessary apps pushed out. Windows was a nightmare. We didn't even bother with Apple.

  12. Re:All I care about is: on Bill Gates's Net Worth Hits $90 Billion (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    MansLaughter is the funniest homicide!

  13. Re:Are there no roads in Romania? on Hacker GhostShell Doxes Himself So He Could Get a Job In the Industry · · Score: 1

    "Mr. Potato Head! Mr. POTATO HEAD!!!"

  14. I was so excited.... on 30 Years Since The Challenger Disaster: Where Were You? (space.com) · · Score: 1

    I was home sick (probably faking it like usual) from 7th grade. I was so excited I was about to watch my first live launch ever. Only my mom was home with me. I was sitting right in front of the TV. It started off amazing....then...went wrong. I knew immediately something wasn't right. I slowly turned around to look at my mom. She asked me, "Was that supposed to happen?" I slowly shook my head back and forth, feeling dread and sadness well up. I remember it like it was yesterday. :(

  15. How about a tablet? on Ask Slashdot: Linux For Grandma? · · Score: 1

    My grandmother is 90. She went from using nothing to using an iPad. She mainly plays solitaire, but also uses it to browse the web, read email and even Skype video calls with the multitude of grandkids and great grandkids (even 1 great-great grandson.) It didn't take much to get her comfortable with it. It is lightweight and a good lap pad will ease the weight even more. She even takes it to her many many doctor appointments to have something to do/read while waiting...

  16. MMMMMMM Wang-Tang!!! on Urine Passes NASA Taste Test · · Score: 1

    Wang-Tang. Just like momma used to make...

  17. Finished! on 4D Analogue of Megaminx Puzzle · · Score: 1

    I just smashed it on my desktop and put the pieces back together the right way.

  18. Re:Sharing the Wealth on D&D 4th Edition Game System License Announced · · Score: 4, Funny

    We basement dwellers ARE basement dwellers because we know buying these games/modules is NOT disposable income.

  19. I can't decide between on What's Your Favorite Monster? · · Score: 1

    Grover and Cookie Monster.

  20. Re:Dammit, now I need another excuse on Apple Updates iPhone and iPod Touch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple really needs to include a 'L' tatoo, with a perfectly chosen font of course, for the pathetic fucks who buy iPhones to stick on their foreheads.

    Hmmm. I bought my iPhone to use as a phone, surf the web, and watch vids. I never once considered sticking it to my forehead. Does the new 16gb version come with some kind of adhesive to make this possible?

  21. Re:goatse on Stanford's New Website Converts Your Photos to 3D · · Score: 1

    You do that. I hope you fall in.

  22. How much Soup.... on Scientists Trap Light In Nano-Soup · · Score: 1

    ...would I need to be swimming in if I piss of Boeing and their 12,000lb Chemical Laser?! http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/199623173/article.pl

  23. Re:Ever wonder why it's nicknamed Warcrack? on Dell's World of Warcraft Laptop · · Score: 1

    Da' Warcraft Flamethrower! Kids'll love it. Warcraft IV - The Search for More Money. [/spaceball ripoffs]

  24. This was one reason I UPGRADED to XP on Vista Runs Out of Memory While Copying Files · · Score: 1

    Plus many more....

  25. Xerox confidential item repository on Xerox's 'Intelligent Redaction' Scanners · · Score: 1

    These machines will upload all confidential material to a central Xerox server so that it can go through this information and improve the performance and accuracy of future similar products.....and.... . . . . Blackmail.....and eventually . . . . . World Domination bwahahahaha!