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TSA Prohibits Taking Discharged Electronic Devices Onto Planes

Trachman writes The US Transport Security Administration revealed on Sunday that enhanced security procedures on flights coming to the US now include not allowing uncharged cell phones and other devices onto planes. “During the security examination, officers may also ask that owners power up some devices, including cell phones. Powerless devices will not be permitted on board the aircraft. The traveler may also undergo additional screening,” TSA said in a statement.

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  1. Christmas is coming early this year by qbast · · Score: 5, Funny

    All those free phones, tablets, laptops, etc. - it is great to be working for TSA!

    1. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Apropos of this; (but absurdly NSFW, so cube drones who aren't also the IT guy who controls the local censorship appliance watch with caution) TSA Gangstaz!

      Takin' Suckaz Assets.

    2. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by NatasRevol · · Score: 5, Funny

      The TSA is probably thinking

      LOL!

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    3. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by tbuddy · · Score: 2

      Most non-Samsung phones have batteries that are not accessible, including the Nexus 5, most LG, most Motos, and tons of others. Many Samsung owner I know don't know they can replace their battery also. Most don't know the difference between a SIM and MicroSD card either.

    4. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by dak664 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Such a bomb could well house a small battery for detonation, big enough to also power the device for a short time for the trigger swipe. Rejecting devices that don't work is absolute insanity.

    5. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are correct, but it is even worse than that. We hear every year about batteries catching fire or burning people or whatever. A discharged battery can't do that - it is much safer than a charged battery (there are still chemicals and whatnot, but the heat issue doesn't happen with discharged batteries). So they are saying that we want to block the safest devices from going onto the plane.

    6. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Wycliffe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The first flight I took after 9/11 I remember seeing postal boxes where you could mail confiscated items back to
      yourself if you accidently brought something that wasn't allowed. Sadly I haven't seen these in recent flights.
      The TSA should be required to mail high value items back to you and should destroy (not resell) other confiscated
      items.

    7. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not insanity - it's all about reducing risk.

      Think in terms of Venn diagrams: start with "people who want to blow up an airplane". Now add "people who can build an airplane-destroying device into an iPhone". Now draw the circle for "people who can make the device still appear to function while also containing the airplane-destroying device". Now add "operatives smart and poised enough to carry out the attack but willing to kill themselves in the process". The intersection keeps getting smaller and smaller.

      You don't need to make everything impossible - you just need to make it very unlikely. For reasons that we don't need to agree upon or nail down in this discussion, aircraft are very attractive targets. Successful (and even unsuccessful) attacks are major news events. There is nothing "insane" about recognizing and reacting to this reality.

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    8. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by Jawnn · · Score: 2

      Insanity? Welll, yes. But that's the very definition of good theater, in my book.

    9. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by PRMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because inevitably if you travel for any extended length of time your battery WILL be dead. Now visitors to our country start by throwing away their PHONE? Yeah, that's going to encourage tourism...

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    10. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by ruir · · Score: 2

      You are stupid. This is not about seeing the device is built for the purpose, is about having them ready for snooping around.

    11. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by PRMan · · Score: 2

      And how many cell phone battery bombs have there been yet?

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    12. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      How difficult do you think it is to show a working laptop which happens to have 500g of C4 wedged inside?

      Quite difficult. C4 has a density of 1.6 gm/cc. So 500g of C4 would occupy 300cc. That is more than half the volume of my laptop, including the case. I would have to strip out the battery, and circuit board. I don't see any way to do that, and have it still work.

    13. Re:Christmas is coming early this year by chuckugly · · Score: 2

      Just replace the explosive the bomb maker was going to pack in the battery compartment with a tiny battery plus almost the same explosives, and as a bonus they can side load and use a "My Little Detonator" app.

  2. Incoming international flights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    This was specifically for international flights into the US originating from certain countries, not a TSA-wide procedure.

    1. Re:Incoming international flights by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 2

      So, don't lug non-working electronics around with you when you travel. And hope your battery doesn't die while traveling.

    2. Re:Incoming international flights by bickerdyke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or do so if you want to save on disposal fees....

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    3. Re:Incoming international flights by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Hey stop throwing in facts, that messes up a perfectly good outrage. Every story needs to be 1 paragraph long and at least 2 sentences of editorial in it for it to be legit.

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    4. Re:Incoming international flights by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Informative

      This was specifically for international flights into the US originating from certain countries, not a TSA-wide procedure.

      Yet... give it a month. I know a couple of TSA people for some reason. Their IQ is slightly above your typical McDonalds worker, only because they need to know how to put on a tie. A lot of their "procedures" are only there because they heard it was a good idea on the news yesterday. Granted, I'm near Chicago so maybe they have smarter people working in the newyork airports but I doubt it.

      Keep in mind, that TSA has yet to have stopped a single bombing. The only reasons we've not had a plane go down is due to lack of effort, not any increase in security. The few attempts that have been made, made it through the TSA with ease and it was the efforts of passengers or the stupidity of the attacker that saved the plane.

      In tests, they fail to stop devices from getting on the plane pretty much every time:
      http://nypost.com/2013/03/08/t...

      They've no evidence that they have ever stopped anything:
      http://www.slate.com/articles/...

      The majority of what they catch are people trying to smuggle things they shouldn't like plants and animals or people that try to take legit firearms into the cabin when they should have put it in their luggage:
      http://blog.tsa.gov/2012/01/ts...

    5. Re:Incoming international flights by operagost · · Score: 4, Funny

      I would totally just take a bag full of dead cell phones to the airport with me if I didn't think it would result in a cavity search.

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    6. Re:Incoming international flights by Solandri · · Score: 4, Informative

      The point of airport security isn't to stop terrorists. It's to calm and reassure the public. After every major airliner accident, there's a drop in airline travel. (Least there was back when we'd have 2-3 commercial airliner crashes a year. We're now to the point where it's so safe we go 2-5 years between accidents.) How do you think these people are traveling if they're too scared to fly? Some of them just stay home, but most of them travel by car. Where they are more likely to die in a car accident than from a terrorist attack.

      So the point of airport security is literally security theater. Show the public, "Hey we're doing something to stop those terrorists, so it's safe to fly!" When the real goal is to stop people from getting themselves killed while driving because they're too scared of terrorists to fly.

      Unfortunately, the people running the TSA never got the memo and are taking their jobs way too seriously.

      That said, every time I've had a phone or laptop die from a drained battery, I've been able to turn it on, and it'll power up for at least 5-30 seconds before sensing the low battery and automatically powering off again. This is due to an intentional safety feature of Li-ion batteries - if you drain them too much, they can explode when charged. So devices are designed to shut off long before the battery reaches this point, and consequently there's always enough juice left to briefly turn the device back on again. The only way you can get to a state where the device literally will not power on is if you drain the battery, then let the device sit there for weeks or months so that it self-discharges below the voltage where the device will refuse to use the battery at all. So the guy whose phone dies while traveling shouldn't be affected by this policy change at all (unless the TSA decides to be assholes and require you to demonstrate something more than the phone booting, while not providing a standard microUSB charger).

    7. Re:Incoming international flights by MitchDev · · Score: 2

      TSA employment is for people who want to be bullies but don't have the physical or mental power to do it on their own....

    8. Re:Incoming international flights by idontgno · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, if you're a REALLY dedicated terrorist, replace all the cells with explosives triggered by the power switch. Kill everyone in a 10-meter radius in the security checkpoint at the specific command of the TSA agent, and make sure the post-event propaganda plays that up.

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    9. Re:Incoming international flights by Charliemopps · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Their IQ is slightly above your typical McDonalds worker, only because they need to know how to put on a tie

      Oh c'mon, figuring out how to use a clip doesn't take that much extra IQ

      You've clearly never worked at McDonalds. I worked the grill in college. They walked me back to the grill, said "you're the cook" and walked away. The instructions are large pictograms hung in front of the grill. You could literally not be able to read, be color blind and only able to see 3 feet in front of your face and still do that job. It's amazing how well they have that procedure designed that anyone could do it.

    10. Re:Incoming international flights by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 2

      I take it you have have never flown two international legs with a 1-hour sprint through some airport in between.

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    11. Re:Incoming international flights by brianwski · · Score: 2

      You are absolutely correct for DIRECT NON-STOP flights. But many or most international flights have connections and layovers. I live on the west coast, usually I fly to New York or Chicago and catch my connection overseas there - often with a dead laptop battery.

      Luckily more and more it is possible to find recharging plugs in airports. But if the TSA weren't being complete jerks, they would provide a completely (USA) standard 110 V power plug on an extension cord right at security. I don't know anybody who flies internationally without their device chargers. But this is the same TSA that refuses to sell you $1 stamped envelopes to put your pocket knife into so you can US mail it to yourself. Or simply "hold" your pocket knife for 48 hours since you will be back in this exact same airport when you return tomorrow. Nope, it is really, REALLY important to run TSA badly and punish innocent people - so they will NOT be providing an electrical plug to allow you to save your $700 phone or $1,500 laptop.

    12. Re:Incoming international flights by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've wondered why they haven't done that before. Forget about taking a plane down, or flying into a building.

      Have 20 individuals at 20 airports all approach the processing line, timed to arrive at the metal detector/x-ray chute at noon. Scream the usual "aloha cracker" (or whatever those crazy fucks say), pull out the bomb from their carry on, and detonate it before anyone can stop them.

      Instantly, every airport is notified about this threat, and now everyone gets screened before they even get to the airport.

      If they want to fuck with the west, that is how they could do it.

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    13. Re:Incoming international flights by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Informative

      A family acquaintance - let's call him "Joe" - worked as an airport screener. This is a true story: I was personally in the room when Joe was complaining to my dad that he'd been fired.

      They run periodic checks where an undercover agent tries to smuggle contraband onto a plane. When questioned after the fact, Joe didn't understand why everyone was upset that he'd allowed a disassembled rifle through screening: "but it was in pieces! He couldn't have done anything with it!". "But Joe, he could've taken it into a bathroom and put it together, couldn't he?", followed by an expression of horror creeping across his face as the realization sank in.

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    14. Re:Incoming international flights by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 2

      You neglect the primary reason for taking a plane down when there are bigger and softer targets available (shopping malls, theaters, huge lines at the airport) - the psychological impact. People are already, whether they want to admit it or not, slightly terrified of flying at a subconscious level. Hurtling through the air in an aluminum tube at 30,000 feet is insanely unnatural act, and everyone knows it, but we've made it as safe as reasonably possible. People want to feel as though everything that can be reasonably done is being done to prevent guns or bombs from being carried on board.

      Terrorism is a political statement. You want your message to be heard as loudly as possible, and there's nothing like taking down a plane for doing that, since a plane going down unexpectedly is guaranteed to generate world-wide headlines.

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    15. Re:Incoming international flights by Grishnakh · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Terrorists already go for softer targets, namely shopping malls. It's happened in Mumbai and in Kenya. It just hasn't happened in the US. That means that either our security is so good that the terrorists are prevented from coming here and shooting up malls (extremely unlikely since our southern border is wide-open and guns are easy to obtain here), OR the terrorists just aren't interested in messing with us that much.

    16. Re:Incoming international flights by radarskiy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "the psychological impact"

      Consider the psychological impact of targeting the security apparatus itself: the thing that is claimed to keep people safe turns out to be what enabled them to be killed.

  3. Actually makes good sense by Crashmarik · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you can't power the things up there is no way to tell what they actually are.

    1. Re:Actually makes good sense by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you can't power the things up there is no way to tell what they actually are.

      If the TSA worked for us, they'd have a power supply at the checkpoint so you can prove that your device works even if the battery is dead.

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    2. Re:Actually makes good sense by qbast · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And if I can power my laptop up (for 5 minutes should be good enough), how can they tell that 90% of battery is not packed with explosives?

    3. Re:Actually makes good sense by qbast · · Score: 2

      Are you kidding? Checked baggage is scanned as well. Actually if you put electronics (or any valuables) in your checked baggage, you have good chance of never seeing them again.

    4. Re:Actually makes good sense by jeIIomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The TSA cannot work for us, because their existence violates the highest law of the land. Slightly 'improving' the situation would never change that simple fact.

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    5. Re:Actually makes good sense by TheCarp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Right because having your fucking phone die at the airport isn't inconvenient enough; you clearly are not having a bad enough day that you can't easily call people when you reach your destination, or get notices about flight delays on your way to the airport....no.... you need to lose your battery too! Another $50 on your trip asshole for doing something boneheaded that only ever was a problem for you before now.

      Certainly there are so vanishingly few legitimate reasons a persons phone would be discharged.... that there wont be too many false positives with this....never. I am sure they will mostly only inconvinence terrorists, and not, so many people as to justify maybe....a full time position or two at each airport.

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    6. Re: Actually makes good sense by bickerdyke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      a discontinuity would be obvious on the x-ray, if a part of the battery would have been replaced with other material then the rest of the battery.

      I once had to unpack my hand luggage because I mixed two different brands of batteries in a spare battery container. When the different brand label matched the different x-ray signatures, it was no further problem.

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    7. Re:Actually makes good sense by qbast · · Score: 2

      Well, I hope your luck holds. You might be careful when flying from these airports: The Top 20 Airports for TSA Theft

    8. Re:Actually makes good sense by bickerdyke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      50$? Wait.. you're assuming that you can remove the battery from your phone, right?

      That's a good one.

      REALLY inconvinient if you have an iPhone....

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    9. Re: Actually makes good sense by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Because nobody could ever hook up an ARM SBC to the LVDS connector on a 17" laptop and play a video to fake a boot sequence that would fool a telemarketer in purple gloves, leaving the rest of the case available for whatever can be molded into plastic.

      Because TSA is there to protect us from imbicilic terrorists, even though 9/11 was orchestrated by degreed engineers, physicians, etc.?

      Or just maybe it's not about terrorists but rather obedience conditioning, and they need a new rule once in a while to keep the people regressing (from presumption of Constitutional rights).

      Only one of those hypotheses fits the data.

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    10. Re:Actually makes good sense by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Certainly there are so vanishingly few legitimate reasons a persons phone would be discharged...

      Certainly there are far fewer reasons a person would want to go to the USA anymore. Or, rather, people value their dignity more than US culture; That you continue to have a tourism industry is beyond belief. Further, with Germany setting the standard for tearing US businesses out of their public infrastructure I'd be surprised if the US continues be a player in international business for much longer.

      Anyway, to answer your question about why my phone would be discharged, it's because I'm forced to wait for three hours in the damn departure lounge because getting through security takes an age. I pass the time by browsing the internet, listening to music, watching streaming video... On my phone.

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    11. Re:Actually makes good sense by Immerman · · Score: 2

      Which strongly suggests the existence of the TSA is pointless. As you say, and the professionals all agree - anyone competent who wants to blow up a plane will be able to do so unless stopped long before they get to the airport (and the NSA claims hey really truly have done so, but you'll have to trust us on that because we can't reveal the evidence). Meanwhile the TSA can't even catch the loonies who try to blow up their shoes and underwear - those have all been stopped by their own incompetence and/or other passengers. So the TSA is accomplishing what exactly?

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    12. Re:Actually makes good sense by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      My snark detector needs retuning.

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    13. Re:Actually makes good sense by jeIIomizer · · Score: 2

      Changing times and ambiguities in the original text say otherwise.

      Then consult historical documents. It's a living document only in the sense that it can be amended.

      Even in the case where we're explicitly saying "this is a dead document, follow it literally", the meanings of words change over time and the original meaning imparted by the text is lost.

      Only true if the government intentionally ignores history.

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    14. Re:Actually makes good sense by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're just not thinking outside the box enough. *Finally* we have a way of getting rid of all all of our broken electronics without having to pay those exhorbitant recycling fees or sneaking out in the dead of night to dump it at some ad-hoc "landfill" site!

      "Sorry, officer, I must have forgotten to charge that one too... here you go! Shall we try this... um..." *wipes dust off logo* ...Compaq now, or just move on to the next crate?"

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    15. Re:Actually makes good sense by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What I find curious (honestly, both from the TSA's side, and from the terrorists' side, to the degree that they aren't simply far less common than popularly believed), is how dead-set everyone is on fighting the 'last war' so to speak.

      Given the (mostly low-lethality, albeit with occasional exceptions that really sucked for a specific hostage) history of aircraft hijacking, being the first to radically change the game before anybody knew that the game had changed (strictly speaking, the attempt occurred across 3 planes simultaneously; but with limited cross-communication, each was essentially 'first' for the purposes of that aircraft, and the one where that information isolation broke down was the one that was forcibly crash-landed and never made it to target) was a ruthless and clever move. The historical rule had always been 'Hijacking, that sucks; but within a few days, and with the death of very few passengers, the matter will be wrapped up', and so heroics simply didn't make much sense.

      Now that everyone knows that that isn't the case, you pretty much have to be confident that you have the manpower to overwhelm an entire aircraft full of people who expect you to kill them even if they do cooperate, as well as national air-defense assets that expect you to kill everyone, and worse, if they don't shoot you down. Aircraft are now largely targets that are only as useful as their direct destruction is.

      Given that, it's downright weird that both the TSA, and at least the dumber terrorist types, have remained fixated on airplanes, despite the fact that there are far softer targets, vastly more numerous and harder to secure, all over the place. At this point, hitting a TSA security line, rather than trying to pass through it, or just skipping that entirely and turning a good, honest, domestically available, AR-15 on a little-league crowd somewhere in Iowa would be at least as scary and way easier...

    16. Re:Actually makes good sense by qbast · · Score: 2

      Of course I would care if my bomb was stolen! It takes quite a lot of money and effort to build one so I would be very unhappy if it went missing.

    17. Re:Actually makes good sense by TerryC101 · · Score: 2

      Cue every airport getting a paid for recharging kiosk. I'm sure that there is a good business idea in here somewhere.

    18. Re:Actually makes good sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Typically after the security checkpoint..

    19. Re:Actually makes good sense by jeIIomizer · · Score: 2

      Incorrect. It doesn't matter how 'safe' this makes us; it's unconstitutional and wrong. There is no balance to be had, because we're supposed to be 'the land of the free,' and such a country wouldn't sacrifice such fundamental freedoms for safety. The TSA itself is unconstitutional.

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    20. Re:Actually makes good sense by kilfarsnar · · Score: 2

      Changing times and ambiguities in the original text say otherwise.

      Then consult historical documents. It's a living document only in the sense that it can be amended.

      Even in the case where we're explicitly saying "this is a dead document, follow it literally", the meanings of words change over time and the original meaning imparted by the text is lost.

      Only true if the government intentionally ignores history.

      What is the literal, non-interpreted meaning of "unusual punishment" or "unreasonable search"?

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    21. Re:Actually makes good sense by serviscope_minor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      First world problems.

      Since when is having an overbearing and corrupt government, and especially it's petty and beaurocratic employees given a sniff of power, making its citizens lives a misery and stealing their stuff a first world problem?

      At least in a 3rd world country, you could bribe the gits into giving your cellphone back. Here they get to keep it (If you don't believe that the TSA employees won't all mysteriously end up with shiny iPhones, then I have a bridge to sell you) and there's fuck all you can do.

      Sure it is a stupid rule. But the anger over the current state when you alone are at fault is staggering.

      It's a stupid rule yet the victim of it is at fault?

      This is a classic case of blaming the victim.

      No, the rule is idiotic and this is firmly the fault of the administration at the TSA.

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    22. Re:Actually makes good sense by Dan667 · · Score: 2

      sad anyone has the misconception these kinds of policies help. The goal of these policies is to make people who don't understand how easy it is to get whatever you want on an airplane to feel safe. You are not safer (it is just security theater), and you are just enabling your rights being taken away by thinking this is helping.

    23. Re:Actually makes good sense by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      Terrorists downed a Malaysian Airlines flight just a few months ago. Clearly planes are still a target. Getting into the cabin or ramming a prominent landmark might have become more difficult in the wake of 9/11, but killing the couple of hundred people on the plane remains an attractive option for terrorist groups.

      Well, I hope you've informed the international authorities about that. Last report I heard was that there was no definite knowledge on what happened, and that it could have just as easily been a problem with the flight crew.

      Certainly no terrorist organization has come forth to believably claim credit, and if no one knows you did it, how are you going to get them to fear you?

    24. Re:Actually makes good sense by dcw3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Show me a bigger melting pot, and maybe we can talk about institutionalized prejudice. Sure, we have our problems, and yes prejudice is one of them, but I doubt any other country can claim to have admitted (and made citizens of) more people from virtually every country in the world.

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    25. Re:Actually makes good sense by PRMan · · Score: 2

      Like "marriage".

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  4. Sucks by SJHillman · · Score: 2

    I can see this sucking for people who kill their battery browsing Slashdot while waiting for their flight.

  5. That'll show 'em! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Short of 'eh, just buy a display model on ebay and pack it full of semtex, the TSA won't notice...' slacker-terrorist stuff, how useful is the 'turn it on' test?

    With the relentless demand for miniaturization and battery life, most consumer electronics should be able to get enough power to boot-and-display-innocence out of a battery pack markedly smaller than their real one, even without further clever surgery. In the case of products that have substantial spec variations available in the same chassis (like most 'workstation' laptops) or very similar ones(most cellphone flavors that have a high-end and a cheap-seats variant that share a design language, and often a number of parts), the slightly more adept attacker has even more room, literally, to build a low-drain device and its teeny battery into the chassis designed to run a fairly firebreathing set of components for a couple of hours.

    Does the TSA expect that most of their enemies are as dumb as they are, or is this a 'well, it isn't worth much; but it's easy to impose so it's probably worth what you pay...' measure?

    1. Re:That'll show 'em! by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its quite simple in fact. If you have an explosive device, you must prove that you can turn it on in order to bring it aboard the plane.

    2. Re:That'll show 'em! by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Does the TSA expect that most of their enemies are as dumb as they are

      No, they expect the public will not listen to their enemies about how stupid it all is. They are not worried about their enemies because they already won and the public will fund whatever staffing levels they can justify.

      To think that the TSAs real enemies are terrorists is laughable, they are a theater troupe doing security plays. Their enemy is the guy calling them out for being actors.

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    3. Re:That'll show 'em! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      The TSA's next step:

      "Thank you sir, now, would you please start Crysis for me?"

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  6. charger by BradMajors · · Score: 2

    Somehow I don't think the TSA will allow people to power up their device with the charging cable if the battery is dead.

    1. Re:charger by skovnymfe · · Score: 2

      Sure they will. How else will NSA hot-drop spyware on every single device that leaves/enters the country?

  7. oblig. by StripedCow · · Score: 5, Funny
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  8. Re: Land of the fee by Stargoat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah. That flag pretty much no longer flies over the land of the free and the home of the brave.

    Last time I went into a court house, I was required to remove my belt. Somehow, the US made it through a foreign invasion, a Civil War, WWI, WWII, the Cold War, and absolutely massive social upheaval without requiring people to remove clothing to enter into courts of law. But a few jackasses drive airplanes into some buildings and it's goodbye liberty, hello 'safety'. This 100% safe nonsense is destroying the Republic. We are less safe than ever and we have done it to ourselves. Government is the problem with our security, not to the solution to it

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  9. Sigh...fucking slashdot by magamiako1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As another poster stated, this is only on certain international flights originating from certain countries--and in addition to that, I'm sure you can power your phone off once you've powered it on for them.

    While this could be for another form of 'tracking' with cell phone tracking technologies (which exist), I feel it would be impossible to know just from cell phone identification what a person intends to do.

    So I suspect it's nothing more than "Ensure that the phone is not a bomb in disguise".

    1. Re:Sigh...fucking slashdot by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      this is only on certain international flights originating from certain countries

      For now

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  10. My question by DarkOx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In theory if you can't get through the security check you are allowed to leave with your property. In practice people have been prevented from doing so.

    If someone does arrive at the security checkpoint with a $600 dollar tablet that happens to have a dead battery, for their $130 flight is the TSA going to let them just leave?

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    1. Re:My question by nine-times · · Score: 2

      Isn't part of the problem caused by checked baggage? They don't like when you check baggage and then decide not to get on the plane.

  11. Not exactly new by time_lords_almanac · · Score: 2

    My first ever trip to the US (back in 2010), I was asked to power on my laptop going through security. In fact, while researching the trip IIRC the airline website even called this out as a specific to precaution to make sure your devices were charged in case you were asked to prove they worked. I wasn't asked on my second and third trips, so it must have only been sporadic ("additional screening" type thing). I would definitely be a bit time consuming to check all devices for all passengers, if that is the intent.

  12. More security theater? by janoc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I do wonder how this is going to stop someone from smuggling an explosive on board. It is vastly easier to conceal some nasty payload inside of a bulky laptop than inside of a battery. And it could still even work as a laptop - a brick of a plastic explosive the size of a disk drive or a secondary battery would be enough to cause a huge problem on board, without preventing the laptop from booting up and working.

    And that is still assuming someone would actually want to bother with this - the guy with explosive underpants certainly didn't need a working battery ...

    Mind boggling stupidity.

  13. And Your Vibrator by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you have a vibrator in your luggage you'll have a better-than-average chance of being asked to turn that on, too. If you pack the biggest one you can find in your carry-on right next to your cell phone, they might not even notice your cell phone.

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    1. Re:And Your Vibrator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      True story:

      My wife and I went through a checkpoint with a vibrator in carry-on. We do this all the time, but on this trip, the bag was flagged for inspection. Well, first they ran it through the X-ray two more times. When they couldn't figure out what they were seeing, they had to open the bag.

      The smurf pawed through everything in the bag and found the vibrator, which apparently was what caused the alarm. He held it up and said, "I don't know what this is, but it looks like a knife on the X-ray."

      We were both thinking, "You don't know what that is? Your poor wife..."

      The smurf then ran his bomb residue swipe over the vibrator and his gloves. As the apparatus was not fitted with chemical explosives, just explosively good vibrations, we were soon free to go.

  14. Real TSA Motivations by MrLogic17 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm starting to think that the TSA's real motivation is to slowly put all of the airlines out of business.
    If so, they're going to be one of the most successful covert operations in history.

  15. Re: Land of the fee by qbast · · Score: 2

    Be happy you are *still* allowed to keep your trousers on.

  16. But you can still by overshoot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... bring all the thermite, magnesium tape, and calcium carbide you want to on in carry-on luggage.

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  17. Re: Land of the fee by Eunuchswear · · Score: 3, Funny

    Which, considering the underpants bomber, is strange.

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  18. Re:No it makes no sense at all by brunes69 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Now, a successful terrorist must spend an extra $100 on parts and 100 hours on hardware modifications, while still spending the time and money to jump through every other hurdle in the way."

    "... the point is to raise the difficulty high enough that the attack isn't worth the hassle."

    If you stop and think about these statements you will see how stupid they are. Such statements make sense when the motive is financial and the prospect of fines or incarceration is a deterrent. Or when such people are not extremely well financed. None of these things apply here. If you are an extremest who plans to kill yourself while blowing up an airplane, there is no point at which you stop and say "awww screw this, it's not worth the hassle". And most of these guys are backed by people will millions in the bank.

  19. Just Block Everything by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 2

    Why dance around the issues with the security facade? If the U.S. would just flat out block all incoming traffic it would be a win-win for everyone involved, as the rest of us can plan accordingly and get on with our lives.

  20. Oh, absolutely .... by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know a couple of people who work for the TSA too, and sadly, they view all of this stuff as amusing ways to irritate the general public, who they regard as generally stupid and annoying in the first place.

    If you corner them on any of the security policies, they'll readily admit they don't necessarily enhance security or serve a useful purpose. They just feel like all of that is unimportant, vs. the expectation that travelers just "follow the orders and instructions". If you don't cooperate, you're one of those "stupid and annoying people who can't follow directions" - so they ridicule you and enjoy your suffering as they put you through extra screening, detain you, or what-not.

    It's funny how you can take practically anyone, dress them up in a uniform and a badge, and give them some sort of arbitrary control or power over others, and they suddenly feel superior.

    1. Re:Oh, absolutely .... by Charliemopps · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wealth and power breed a sense of entitlement:
      http://www.pbs.org/newshour/ru...

      It's human nature. That's why people in positions of power should be required to follow a strict set of guidelines rather than apply them arbitrarily to whomever they seem to think deserves scrutiny. "Gut feelings" don't work. The people trying to get stuff on planes know this, and know to be cooperative and smile. The guy waring the "Don't tread of me" tshirt, refusing to be strip searched, may be a jerk... but he's not trying to hurt anyone.

  21. A few days earlier by mrops · · Score: 5, Funny

    Employees: We demand a raise, we have to face rude passengers and put our hands at weird places.
    TSA Manager: Well, there is no budget for a raise, here is what we are going to do instead.....

  22. Re:TSA = the USA's Gestapo by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    Truthfully though, the airlines themselves are also doing a good job of it.

    The last couple of times my pre-teen daughter had to get on a plane to fly to visit relatives/family, I had her fly as an unaccompanied minor. What a friggin' hassle! First off, you're typically charged an extra $150 or so for the "service", but even more inconveniently? Airline web sites are poorly designed to handle this extra detail, so the process often screws you out of frequent flyer miles you should really have earned for purchasing your kid's flight (name on the boarding pass doesn't match name of the ticket purchaser), and you often have to re-enter some information twice on the web site to place the ticket order properly.

    Then they have all of the hoops you have to jump through as part of the boarding process. You have to accompany your kid to the gate, so you've got to go through the security checkpoint yourself, even though you're not the one getting on the plane. You've got to wait behind after your kid is on the plane until the plane actually leaves the runway, too. And it seems like every time, people working at the ticket counter manage to screw up the whole check-in process. (Someone always fails to understand the procedure and neglects to issue you your pass saying you're accompanying someone else but not boarding the plane, or they don't have ANY of the information you provided in detail when buying your kid's ticket, such as names and numbers of who will be picking them up at their destination.)

    Except for Southwest, it seems like pretty much all of the airlines are charging you at least $25 per bag for each piece of luggage you bring along, too. And at the same time? They just reduced the max. allowable dimensions of carry-on luggage by 1 lousy inch ... just enough to make a bunch of expensive luggage obsolete.

  23. Re:TSA = the USA's Gestapo by Arker · · Score: 2

    "Hahahaha, Nazis? Unless you're taking a direct flight to a concentration camp, gtfo."

    The iconic image of the Nazis I was raised on was the Gestapo agent demanding papers. The US is supposed to be better than that. No internal passports, a free man (or woman) has the right to go about their business in peace, does anyone still remember those days?

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  24. Re: Land of the fee by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 2

    But a few jackasses drive airplanes into some buildings and it's goodbye liberty, hello 'safety'.

    All that after the CIA was repeatedly told to go to hell by Bush and his Cabinet when they tried to raise all hell about the intel they had from multiple sources that an attack using airplanes within the US targeting the WTC was imminent.

    It's almost like our own Government wanted it to happen so they could use an excuse to trot out the "PATRIOT" Act and step up their War on Civil Liberties when Bush Sr's plan to suspend the Constitution for the War on Drugs didn't gain much support. But that would **never** happen and anyone that thinks so is an Alex Jones loving crackpot looney.

  25. The threat is internal by rsborg · · Score: 2

    I've wondered why they haven't done that before. Forget about taking a plane down, or flying into a building.

    Have 20 individuals at 20 airports all approach the processing line, timed to arrive at the metal detector/x-ray chute at noon. Scream the usual "aloha cracker" (or whatever those crazy fucks say), pull out the bomb from their carry on, and detonate it before anyone can stop them.

    Instantly, every airport is notified about this threat, and now everyone gets screened before they even get to the airport.

    If they want to fuck with the west, that is how they could do it.

    The fact that this has not happened (nor have we heard of a such a plot being defused) makes it pretty clear that the real threat is the TSA itself, and "terrists" are simply an Emmanuel Goldstein type boogeyman used to keep everyone in line and their mouths shut.

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  26. Holiday in the USA? by ThePeices · · Score: 2

    I live in the Southern Hemisphere. Im not a terrorist, im a tourist looking for a holiday this year. Id love to come to the USA for a holiday, to go and see the sights and generally enjoy a holiday in a country full of history and things to see and do. ( love to see NY, the Grand Canyon, the science museums etc)

    But this TSA absurdity is so fucked up, so scary and frightening, you couldnt pay me to holiday there.
    There is no way in hell im going to subject myself to the indignity, radiation exposure, nude body scanning, device seizure and random harassment of Security Theatre in the US.
    Fuck that shit.

    Ill go be a tourist and spend my money in another country.

  27. Some day... by blindseer · · Score: 2

    Some day when I have enough time and money I plan on taking an airplane trip with no luggage. I'd show up at the check in counter with nothing but the clothes on my back. Why? Just so I could see what they'd do.

    Think about how odd that would look. No cell phone, no key ring, not even a tooth brush. I wouldn't wear anything out of the ordinary, no "Potential Terrorist" t-shirt. I'd just wear what I normally do, running shoes, slacks, polo shirt. I normally keep a knife on my belt but I'd leave that at home, maybe even leave the belt too.

    As much as people will claim otherwise you are not required to have identifying documents to board a plane when traveling domestically. International travel you do but not within the USA. I'm thinking I might leave my ID at home too.

    What would this prove? I'm not sure but it would be an interesting experiment. I am just curious how the TSA would respond to someone that acts so far out of the ordinary but also fits no norm of a threatening person.

    If anyone should ask me about my plans I'd probably just say I'm going shopping. I need some new clothes so I didn't see the need to pack any. I'm thinking that to make it additionally frustrating for them I'd leave not only my ID at home but any credit cards or anything else that might have my name on it besides my boarding pass. I would not lie about who I am and would not refuse to give my name or any other detail. I'm just a guy that wants to go on a shopping trip and I like to pay in cash.

    I think that they would not let me on the plane.

    One problem with my experiment is that I'd like to document the experiment but I'd have nothing to record with. I'd have to go by memory, or write everything down. No doubt that if I did do this that someone would say, "Photos or it didn't happen!"

    The thing is that if the TSA keeps up with their security theater, and the airlines charge for every piece of luggage a person brings, then what I propose as an experiment may become the preferred way to vacation. It would remove a lot of hassle that way.

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