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Harvard Scientists Say It's Time To Start Thinking About Engineering the Climate

merbs writes: Harvard has long been home to one of the fiercest advocates for climate engineering. This week, Harvard's School of Engineering and Applied Sciences published a research announcement headlined "Adjusting Earth's Thermostat, With Caution." That might read as oxymoronic — intentionally altering the planet's climate has rarely been considered a cautious enterprise — but it fairly accurately reflects the thrust of several new studies published by the Royal Society, all focused on exploring the controversial field of geoengineering.

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  1. Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    We shouldn't be fooling around like this. It's obvious we don't understand, or are too corrupt and greedy to admit, that there's no problem. It's too many people's gravy train and I'm afraid the train has left the station and ain't coming back. You have to understand the difference between weather and climate. The fact that we had one warm month is weather. It is not a long term trend. It is one month. If you look at the larger picture, the last several winters have been extremely brutal (just look at what's happening to Buffalo), even enough that the deer harvest has been cut in half in my area due to high mortality to severe cold and large amounts of snow. This larger picture is climate - a longer trend - and as is obvious to anyone who has a window or a thermostat, it is definitely not warming. In fact I'd say it's doing the opposite. This could be the start of the next ice age we're living through in our very lifetimes. Sure feels like it. I'm not looking forward to my heating bills this winter if they are anything like last winter.

    1. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's why they're calling it climate change now. It's only "warming" in the sense of a global average, it really means lots of warming in some places and a little cooling in others as the climate changes. You're behind the times on this stuff.

    2. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if evolution is real why are there still monkeys!? Checkmate atheists.

    3. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by SuperKendall · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's only "warming" in the sense of a global average

      Which also has not been warming either for the past decade or so. :-)

      For which, there are a lot of excuses but not much warming... all that time CO2 has continue to increase so obviously what temperature changes there are, is disconnected from CO2.

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    4. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by duck_rifted · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      God damnit, can you just stop this already?

    5. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by toonces33 · · Score: 1

      In the arctic and antarctic there is plenty of warming - the ice sheets and glaciers are thinning, and that is something that is very measurable.

    6. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      For which, there are a lot of excuses but not much warming... all that time CO2 has continue to increase so obviously what temperature changes there are, is disconnected from CO2.

      If you find that reassuring I don't think you understand the scale of the problem.

    7. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      He can't. SpecialKendall has internalized a massive amount of wingnut propaganda. He doesn't even live in the same universe as reality-based people anymore. It's sad.

    8. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by ganjadude · · Score: 0, Troll

      dont care for facts??

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    9. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by itzly · · Score: 1

      You mean that the Antarctic sea ice is growing. "Ice sheet" refers to the land ice.

    10. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religious fanatics never do.

    11. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by dnavid · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We shouldn't be fooling around like this. It's obvious we don't understand, or are too corrupt and greedy to admit, that there's no problem.

      Its ironic that one of the potential benefits of geoengineering research is that it will force many climate change deniers to admit that its possible for human activity to have major deleterious effects on Earth's climate.

    12. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So let the EU pay for it, and prove America wrong.

    13. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You understand the difference between area and volume, right? And that area can incerase while volume decreases?

    14. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by phantomfive · · Score: 1
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    15. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's unclear which side you're arguing, but that paper starts off with this statement confirming global warming:

      Global mean surface temperature over the past 20years (1993–2012) rose at a rate of 0.14±0.06C per decade (95% confidence interval).

      What were you hoping to demonstrate with it?

    16. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Its ironic that one of the potential benefits of geoengineering research is that it will force many climate change deniers to admit that its possible for human activity to have major deleterious effects on Earth's climate.

      ...assuming it works, doesn't require the entire GDP of multiple nations, and a timescale that would put trees to shame, let alone humans.

      Here's the funny part: in your haste to make a snark, you forget something: Humans can certainly alter clime - on a micro scale. Whether or not they can do it on a macro scale (let alone global) within any sort of sane time frame is a whole different (and honestly open) debate.

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    17. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

      There was a 30-year period in the mid-1900's when there was significant cooling. That does not negate the fact that the trend over the last 150 years is, by human historical standards, rapid heating.

      Now, do you think that 20 years of little to no warming disproves the connection between CO2 and average temperature?

    18. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by duck_rifted · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't care for online climate change deniers.

      You use the word "facts". Let's talk about facts. Suppose I tried to debate this nutjob.

      First of all, this person already decided what they "believe," and everything they read will be twisted into evidence supporting their predetermined conclusion. Therefore, right off the bat, actual debate is impossible. They've already decided what they think is true.

      So, we'd go back and forth. They would post evidence supporting their perspective, and off to Google I'd go to dig up rebuttals from actual climatologists. That will take time because the climate change denial groups are always generating new bunk data, new misinterpretations of published papers, and new misrepresentations of past quotes. One can't just keep a database of counterevidence because they've always got new bullshit.

      After however much time I'd spend researching rebuttals, that person would just keep replying with more bullshit. They either wouldn't read the counterpoints or wouldn't understand them. Then they'd pull out the ever-present Final Tactic by telling me that they know what they're talking about because they're a pilot, physics student, congressional aide, or whatever. They'll try to follow up bunk "science" with anecdote.

      By the time the whole thing concluded, I will have failed to convince them because it was never a possibility to begin with. They will have failed to convince me because I actually look at the science and don't delude myself. Then, out there somewhere at their keyboard will sit some layperson who just wants to get along with their church group, some paid anti-climate change shill, or just an everyday idiot repeating what they've been told.

      So.
      1. They won't convince anybody.
      2. Nobody can convince them.

      Therefore, their bringing the subject up to start with is masturbatory and annoying. It accomplishes nothing that walking into a movie theater and announcing over a megaphone that the world is flat wouldn't accomplish.

      The most constructive response is thus, "God damnit, can you just stop this already?" Optionally, this may be peppered with, "Please just go away."

    19. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by durrr · · Score: 1

      Global warming failed to kill us fast enough so we have to help it along?

    20. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Volcanoes can. We know how much and what kind of emissions volcanoes produce as well as where it goes in the atmosphere. Volcanoes have a measurably significant and almost immediate effect on global climate that lasts a year or so. It hasn't happened in modern times, but global cooling from volcanic activity can cause crops to fail resulting is mass starvation and economic collapse. Geo-engineering hardly requires experiments to prove it can work, it requires experiments to gauge how well it will work so we don't accidentally over-do it and also to assess unintended side effects such as ozone layer depletion, acid rain and changes in weather patterns. China is dumping so much sulfur and particulate matter into the atmosphere due to lack of scrubbers in the stacks it is having a slight global cooling effect, just as stopping our own by installing scrubbers had a slight warming effect.

    21. Re: Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say masturbatory like it's a bad thing. I think the trouble is that he is masturbating in public. Sorry, I just hate that phrasing. Good point though.

    22. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You heard it here first - the oceans are not part of the Earth's "climate."

      What a maroon.

    23. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like you have already made your mind up and won't look at the facts.

      Stop deluding yourself, look at the fucked up stats methods, inverted data and data manipulation.

      If you want truth, ask why the raw data before changes is NOT available (and it's not due to not having the storage space!).

      Ask why the past is always reduced and the present always raised (why would the changes to data look like an upward slope?)

      Ask why when data has demonstrated to have been used inverted it does not change the result?

      Ask how the fuck trees can be thermometers, when the major influences to tree growth are light,temp,irrigation,nutrients (4 variables interlinked, no way to separate out just the temp, never mind other unknown influences like animals pissing on them or eating bark etc)

      Learn how computer models actually work, learn computing theory, learn to understand GIGO (garbage in garbage out)

      Learn how when adding 0.1+0.1 in binary does not equal 0.2 and understand why that might just be important!.

      Stop being close minded.

      and work out who should actually "God damn it, can you just stop this shit already?"

    24. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you actually realize how meaningless it is to claim such a small number over such a large, unmeasurable suraferc over such a short period of time?

      If you pick your 20-year interval of choice, with the measuring sites and equipment of choice, you can prove whatever you want (global warming, global cooling, global alien invasion, etc.

    25. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and do you understand there is not a set base line for how much ice should be at either pole.

      and no set base line for temperature either, it has been hotter and colder than now!!!

    26. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      possibly,

      look when you are on the rising edge coming out of an ice age the temperature is of course going to rise, and wiggle around quite a bit.

      Taking a short term 150 year window is by earth's historical standards fucking normal

      Humanity please fucking get over it, you are not important in the grand scale of the universe, live with it!

    27. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Ahh!! It's so hard not to feed the troll!

    28. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Ahh, I wish it were that simple. I could just sit myself and my family down to a marathon of Fox News. Then we would be magically wisked into a universe where us and our descendants will never have to deal with climate change.

      Screw you guys! I'm going to the Right Dimension!

    29. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Sure, just redesign the Euro to be shiny paper and print enough of it to cover about a hemisphere or so.

    30. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      And the warming that there has been was more often the low temperatures becoming less cool rather than the high temperature becoming higher; most consider this a sign of the Urban Heat Island effect rather than a CO2 heat retention effect.

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    31. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Actually wouldn't that prove humans can have a POSITIVE effect? To prove a deliterious one they would have to fail, and fail catostrophically.

    32. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered getting back on your meds? You have posted nothing but half thought out drivel. You don't even understand what you are talking about, but yet it somehow proves your point. Effing magnets how do they work, amiright?

    33. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So to recap, you dont know what an ice sheet is, and you cant comprehend the diference in surface area and volume. Put the ganj down you've had enough.

    34. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      No matter which side your on, Google can find enough dis-credited research papers to support your position.

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    35. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      In the arctic and antarctic there is plenty of warming - the ice sheets and glaciers are thinning, and that is something that is very measurable.

      Actually it's not that measurable, satellites provide pretty good proxy estimates, but before satellites it's a lot of guess-work and extrapolation for a few physical measurements.

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    36. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      So there was no ice age 100k years ago? It's all anthropogenic global warming huh? Without humans the temperature on the planet would be constant, right?

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    37. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      It takes a while for sheep to be trained to bleat something else.

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    38. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Dude, we're playing checkers.

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    39. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by jc42 · · Score: 2

      Its ironic that one of the potential benefits of geoengineering research is that it will force many climate change deniers to admit that its possible for human activity to have major deleterious effects on Earth's climate.

      Probably not. Consider the thoroughly-documented example of the evolutionary process at work in the modern world. This doesn't affect the belief systems of the religious folks, who still insist that evolution is bogus, and has nothing to do with our modern world. One of the major cases is with the over-use of antibiotics, especially in agriculture. This is forcing the evolution of resistance in most of our disease organisms, destroying the value of many of our medicines. The evidence of all this has no effect at all on the religious believers. They also put pressure on the school systems (especially here in the US) to eliminate evolution from the textbooks, so the people responsible for this evolutionary pressure (mostly in agriculture, but also in medicine) don't understand the issues, and continue to make frivolous or incorrect use of the antibiotics.

      Historians have documented many such cases in which our ancestors had knowledge that their actions were leading to disasters, but they continued anyway. These are typically cases where short-term actions were profitable to the people doing them, but bad for society in the long run. History says that we humans don't respond logically to such situations. We continue to act for short-term profit, and ignore the long-term results. Our "leaders" also tend to take actions that encourage this, by hiding the information or denying the validity of knowledge that can't be hidden.

      There's no reason to expect that we can organize on a global scale to fix such problems. Our political systems tend to be controlled by the wealthier people, who are the ones ultimately profiting from the short-term results of the problems. About all we can do is prepare for the predictable long-term results, when possible.

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    40. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We shouldn't be fooling around like this. It's obvious we don't understand, or are too corrupt and greedy to admit, that there's no problem.

      Its ironic that one of the potential benefits of geoengineering research is that it will force many climate change deniers to admit that its possible for human activity to have major deleterious effects on Earth's climate.

      Nonsense, they'll just admit to a possibility that human activity can have a major beneficial effect on the Earth's climate. Deleterious effects will still be caused by unseen, misunderstood, non-human processes.

    41. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by duck_rifted · · Score: 2

      What follows assumes that none of the climate change deniers here are shills.

      That's not entirely why these people do this. Craziness, I mean. Religion isn't really it either, so much as something usually involved with it. There are three things about human beings that lead to climate change deniers, to include the anthropogenic deniers who don't deny the change itself.

      The first influence is that people will usually believe anything repeated to them often enough. Certain pundits have been drilling climate change denial into the heads of viewers for more than a decade.

      The second is that people will believe anything tied to their identity. That's why I brought up church. It's not the spiritual beliefs that give rise to this though. It happens that the social groups in churches tend to be deniers, people conform to the ideas of their social groups, and that conformity becomes a part of their identity. It is very difficult for people to accept that any idea supporting their identity is false, no matter how much proof they're shown.

      The third is that when the potential solutions to a problem are politically inconvenient, people tend to pretend that there is no problem in the first place. It has only recently been shown that a change to clean energy isn't feasible on the scales necessary to address climate change, and it has been known for years now that the carbon balance approach is too easily rendered ineffectual through politics. Many people still think that recognizing the truth will mean admitting to solutions they consider inconvenient, even though those approaches would not work. So, they push climate change denial.

      I bet that the third group finances those who influence the second, and by the time people are part of the first group, they will never, ever be swayed. They'll continue thinking as they do until the day their hearts stop beating, no matter what happens, what evidence they're shown to the contrary, or who shows it to them. But since most of these people have zero impact on policy and big business, that's not what bothers me.

      What bothers me is that the more of those three groups somebody fits into, the more they're likely to be hostile to those who disagree with them. They'll call you a troll for daring to suggest that they don't know everything. Off the Internet, I've seen people fly into rages over this kind of thing. I've seen it take people to the brink of trading blows. Once an idea is that deeply rooted, you can't even have a conversation about reality because these people will come around and stink up the place.

    42. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Yes, there has been rapid heating over the last 150 years, as the Earth recovered from the effects of The Little Ice Age. Nothing particularly unusual or exiting about it, because the one thing that's known for sure about the Earth's climate is that it's always changing.

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    43. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      It's only "warming" in the sense of a global average

      Which also has not been warming either for the past decade or so. :-)

      For which, there are a lot of excuses but not much warming... all that time CO2 has continue to increase so obviously what temperature changes there are, is disconnected from CO2.

      Ah, such a simple way of looking at it. But the increase in energy retained on the Earth by enhanced greenhouse warming manifests itself in several ways. Not only can the troposphere warm up but the oceans and the land surface can warm up and ice can melt. When you look at the whole picture it's obvious that the Earth continues to warm.

      Since around 93% of the warming goes into the oceans normally is doesn't take much of a shift to make a difference in tropospheric warming which is what you've been seeing. There are some hints that that situation may be about to swing back to the situation we had in the 1980's and 1990's so all I can say is enjoy your "no warming for the past decade or so" while you can, it won't last.

    44. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something happened a long time ago, therefore the cause of it now is the same cause it was back then. Yeah, great conclusion there, probably took you all of maybe 3 seconds of pondering to come up with that? I'm sure none of the climate scientists ever would have thought of that. You've really cracked the case on this one, Sherlock..

    45. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by rasmusbr · · Score: 2

      Yes, there has been rapid heating over the last 150 years, as the Earth recovered from the effects of The Little Ice Age. Nothing particularly unusual or exiting about it, because the one thing that's known for sure about the Earth's climate is that it's always changing.

      The first picture on that page shows an ominous-looking and unprecedented (in the 2000-year period covered by the graph) temperature spike over the last 150 years. This coincides with a rapid rise in atmospheric CO2 concentration. Even if that is just a coincidence we still have to face the fact that we are probably headed for CO2 concentrations in the 1000+ ppm range, a range where the atmosphere has not been since the Jurassic.

      We can hope that the warming will be significantly less severe than the models predict, but it would be good to have a plan B and a plan C when the stakes include all coastal cities around the world.

    46. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      What exactly do you think the paper says? Did you read it?

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    47. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh learn 2 science climate deniers! Critical thinking is a skill deniers clearly don't possess, which is sad.

    48. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1

      It's only "warming" in the sense of a global average

      Which also has not been warming either for the past decade or so. :-)

      For which, there are a lot of excuses but not much warming... all that time CO2 has continue to increase so obviously what temperature changes there are, is disconnected from CO2.

      Ah, such a simple way of looking at it. But the increase in energy retained on the Earth by enhanced greenhouse warming manifests itself in several ways. Not only can the troposphere warm up but the oceans and the land surface can warm up and ice can melt. When you look at the whole picture it's obvious that the Earth continues to warm.

      Since around 93% of the warming goes into the oceans normally is doesn't take much of a shift to make a difference in tropospheric warming which is what you've been seeing. There are some hints that that situation may be about to swing back to the situation we had in the 1980's and 1990's so all I can say is enjoy your "no warming for the past decade or so" while you can, it won't last.

      Ah I can help you there. The ARGOS floats show no signs of that heat being "hidden" in the oceans. So I'd have to say that 99.7% of your argument was bullshit with made-up statistics on top.

      Thanks for playing.

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    49. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Ah ok, so if something happened say 20 years ago - the cause of it now is not the same cause as it was back then. Meaning that your global warming "trend" has nothing to do with today's situation, if I follow your "logic". Or where do you draw the line? 100 year old data is ok but 101 year old is not? Why is 150 years ago relevant and 40,000 years ago not?

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    50. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      but dont you see? You have fallen into the same trap, simply on the other side. CLimate change stoped being about actual climate years ago and its simply just another political tool that is used today to keep the public bickering.

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    51. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes, but someone is wrong on the internet.

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    52. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      It's all relevant.

      You seem the be under the misaprehension that climate science doesn't examine past climate.

      We know AGW is happening because we've examined past climate and seen how it works.

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    53. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1000+? The Jurassic was easily 4000+ PPM CO2.

    54. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your a psyhcopath

    55. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fully agree with your post, but I am also under no delusion that those same characteristics can't be applied to both sides of the debate. You will not be able to change the mind of anyone that has firmly formed an opinion, no matter what the topic.

    56. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Historians have documented many such cases in which our ancestors had knowledge that their actions were leading to disasters, but they continued anyway. These are typically cases where short-term actions were profitable to the people doing them, but bad for society in the long run. History says that we humans don't respond logically to such situations. We continue to act for short-term profit, and ignore the long-term results.

      We don't need to look to our ancestors. The Liars Loans and Subprime Mortgages that led to the Great Recession are pretty recent. People flipping properties based on the "greater fool" theory ended up finding they were left without a seat when the game of musical chairs stopped.

      The bankruptcy of GM ("We'll continue to make gas guzzlers because that's what we made the most profit on last year") is another example. And still we don't change our actions, because "nobody else is .."

      Heck, something as simple as recycling has been made dead easy ("no need to pre-sort - just dump it in the recycling bin") and most people still don't.

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    57. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by riverat1 · · Score: 1
    58. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by rochrist · · Score: 1

      I'm sure he'll conveniently ignore that. You should have added 'thanks for playing'

    59. Re: Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The first picture on that page shows an ominous-looking and unprecedented (in the 2000-year period covered by the graph) temperature spike over the last 150 years. This coincides with a rapid rise in atmospheric CO2 concentration."

      It also corresponds with a decrease in pirates on the high seas. Coincidence is not evidence of causation.

    60. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talking about homeowners in the context of the 2008 stock market crash just shows you're a complete tool, an unwitting pawn of the financial industry.

      Why were NINJA loans offered in the first place? Who benefits? Hint: the answer involves Moodys and not the Federal Government. Why did Bear Stearns collapse? What is a credit default swap? Why did an obscure class of asset-backed security become such a huge percentage of the market?

      The answers are a lot harder to understand than blaming homeowners and the Big Bad Gummint, but at least you don't end up being a bootlicker for the .01%.

    61. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by leslie.satenstein · · Score: 1

      I don't care for online climate change deniers. You use the word "facts". Let's talk about facts. Suppose I tried to debate this nutjob. First of all, this person already decided what they "believe," and everything they read will be twisted into evidence supporting their predetermined conclusion. Therefore, right off the bat, actual debate is impossible. They've already decided what they think is true. So, we'd go back and forth. They would post evidence supporting their perspective, and off to Google I'd go to dig up rebuttals from actual climatologists. That will take time because the climate change denial groups are always generating new bunk data, new misinterpretations of published papers, and new misrepresentations of past quotes. One can't just keep a database of counterevidence because they've always got new bullshit. After however much time I'd spend researching rebuttals, that person would just keep replying with more bullshit. They either wouldn't read the counterpoints or wouldn't understand them. Then they'd pull out the ever-present Final Tactic by telling me that they know what they're talking about because they're a pilot, physics student, congressional aide, or whatever. They'll try to follow up bunk "science" with anecdote. By the time the whole thing concluded, I will have failed to convince them because it was never a possibility to begin with. They will have failed to convince me because I actually look at the science and don't delude myself. Then, out there somewhere at their keyboard will sit some layperson who just wants to get along with their church group, some paid anti-climate change shill, or just an everyday idiot repeating what they've been told. So. 1. They won't convince anybody. 2. Nobody can convince them. Therefore, their bringing the subject up to start with is masturbatory and annoying. It accomplishes nothing that walking into a movie theater and announcing over a megaphone that the world is flat wouldn't accomplish. The most constructive response is thus, "God damnit, can you just stop this already?" Optionally, this may be peppered with, "Please just go away."

      SURE IT IS BUNK. Tell that to Buffalo NewYork, a city that never had 3 meters of snow in a year, and explain how 3 meters of snow fell in 3 days. Explain the collapsed roofs and deaths from the storm. Now that snow is the sticky wet kind, and rain is forecast for today. Sorry for all the residents in and around Buffalo.

    62. Re: Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's nice to know that global mean surface temperature may have been overestimated during the last two decades, but during the same timeframe the amount of thermal energy absorbed into the world's oceans has been significantly underestimated.

      http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v514/n7521/full/514142d.html

      Regardless, the science of climatology marches on singing the growing concensus that Nero is alive and fiddling while civilization is undermined by greedheads, their denialists and the scientifically illiterate.

    63. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      I'm playing tiddlywinks. No wonder i can't get a win.

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    64. Re: Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can post a picture of a 5000 year old dinosaur saddle used by one of your Neanderthal ancestors, I'll tell you why monkeys and men can coexist even though the theory of evolution seems to indicate otherwise, to you.

    65. Re: Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... the thoroughly-documented example of the evolutionary process at work in the modern world."

      Unfortunately, this is utterly untrue. There isn't a single case where a new species of complex, multicellar life has emerged and been documented as having done so while under the watchful eye of a scientist. Unless you believe that atheists are a separate species from the Religious Reich.

    66. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that a few billion people burning shitloads of coal and changing the albedo of huge areas of land has had zero effect? No? Obviously not because that would be retarded. Well it doesn't look like the above poster was suggesting the Ice age was the fault of people either.

    67. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Not for everyone. It's only purely political for those who are so limited that everything is purely political. See also the idiots who try to cast science as a rival religion.

    68. Re:Global warming is bunk anyway. by haruchai · · Score: 1

      The idea behind the "hiatus", "little or no warming" is wrong. See the link below for an explanation.

      http://tamino.wordpress.com/20...

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    69. Re: Global warming is bunk anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The climate deniers cling to the obsolete term

  2. We can't get the toddler to stop throwing food by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

    Might as well learn to be good at mopping.

  3. We've been doing it for a long time by GameboyRMH · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We've been doing unintentional geoengineering for hundreds of years now, why would some intentional geoengineering be so bad?

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    1. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      Because purposeful geoengineering is, by its nature, going to be of larger scale of effect. Making mistakes about degree of effect or feedbacks could be very bad for us. It's devil you know versus devil you don't, and you only get one planet to try with. Relatively small chances of error are still kind of a big deal.

    2. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Todd+Palin · · Score: 1

      Our unintentional geoengineering has made it clear that the climate is a very complicated thing with vast opportunities for unintended consequences. Diving into a dynamical system that we don't understand all that well anyway is a sure recipe for disaster. We might just be better off adapting to the changes that are coming. There will be some winners and lots of losers, but at least it will be caused by all of us together rather than an adventuresome nation trying to cover its own losses.

      On a side note, can you imagine the United Nations agreeing to a planetary geoengineering plan? I can't.

    3. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Maybe two planets. I propose testing it on Mars first. Costs more but no people to kill.

    4. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by RobotBorg · · Score: 1
      I completely agree - human nature being what it is, carbon reduction is simply not going to work fast enough. We either pretend humans are something they're not, or get to work designing tech to solve the problem. But there's a sharp divide among experts on the topic, with the two divisions named "engineers" and "druids". From a 2007 editorial

      Weatherbird II is thus certain to become a lightning rod in the argument forming around how to respond to global warming. On one side are "engineers," people convinced that we must work our way out of the climate crisis by engaging in planet-scale efforts like sequestering carbon, unfurling orbital sunshades, tossing dust high in the atmosphere to block sunlight, or moving wholesale to nuclear power to eliminate coal-based emissions. On the opposite side are individuals -- call them "druids"-- who are equally convinced that the only sensible option is reduce our human planetary footprint, to conserve, preserve and remediate the threatened natural environment.

      I suspect in the coming years the engineer/druid debate will become highly contentious, and a lot of shouting is going to happen. Hopefully we win.

    5. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by HiThere · · Score: 1

      How do you get the different countries committed to the same climate change ... and to hold their decision long enough to have a desired effect?

      I think the politics are too chaotic and short-sighted to make geoengineering feasible, even if there weren't a great need to avoid mistakes.

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    6. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      One could say that our unintentional geoengineering is now intentional as we now know what it is doing to the climate.

    7. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Because slow warming is a small problem, over centuries (when we have no idea what the tech landscape will be in 50 years much less 300.)

      But overshooting on cooling could induce an ice age, which geologists have evidence can occur in as little as two years. Then you will kill many billions.

      The problem is hyperventillating over GW. It's doubtful anything should be done that slows tech growth. But the opposite could become quickly murderous.

      If I were a schill for corporations, as your memeplex no doubt is informing you, I would be gung ho for amelioration geoengineering (some plans are only a few billion, nothing to modern society.). I am not.

      DO NOT FORCE GLOBAL COOLING.

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    8. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      We get them to agree to a set of target temperatures matching a certain time period - that shouldn't be too difficult a debate. Few countries stand to benefit from warming even if considered individually, so nobody stands to benfit from inaction.

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    9. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

      >On a side note, can you imagine the United Nations agreeing to a planetary geoengineering plan? I can't.

      Definitely, once the problem is obvious to even the derpiest right-wingers. When the people propagandized into driving civilization off a cliff feel the impact of climate change themselves, they'll actually acknowledge the problem, and may do something about it. It's just too abstract right now for less intelligent people to respond to it.

    10. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a side note, can you imagine the United Nations agreeing to a planetary geoengineering plan? I can't.

      Not to detract from the rest of your point, but honestly, does the united nations ever agree on anything? and even if they did, do they ever accomplish anything?

    11. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by radtea · · Score: 1, Troll

      We've been doing unintentional geoengineering for hundreds of years now, why would some intentional geoengineering be so bad?

      Because it might allow us to continue with global trade, industrial capitalism and rising prosperity.

      Show me any practical, proven technology whose wide-spread deployment would significantly reduce GHG emissions and I will show you a green activist group vehemently opposed to it.

      Wind: http://www.energyenvironmental...

      Solar: http://www.kcet.org/news/redef...

      Hydro: http://www.theglobeandmail.com...

      And of course Nuclear: http://www.nationaljournal.com...

      Some people will claim that green activists aren't opposed to all these (and other) technologies per se but rather to these specific projects... and yet there is in fact opposition to every single specific project of sufficient scale or scope to make a difference, so that is clearly false. It is simply not plausible that every single project regardless of technology just happens to be so bad for the Earth it is worthy of vigorous opposition, unless you're against industrial capitalism, global trade and rising prosperity regardless, in which case you should just be honest and say so, and stop with all the irrelevant distractions about the climate.

      Green activists are like anti-contraception activists: they believe their target activity (industrial capitalism/sex) is bad in and of itself, and cannot ever be made good, but they disingenuously and dishonestly claim that they are opposed to it because of its potential negative consequences... and then do everything they can to prevent anyone from ameliorating those consequences.

      GA: "Global warming is bad! We must shut down industrial capitalism!"

      Technologist: "Hey, I can fix things so industrial capitalism wouldn't cause global warming."

      GA: "We must not do that!:

      Tech: "Why not?"

      GA: "Because industrial capitalism is bad!"

      Tech: "How come?"

      GA: "Because it causes global warming!"

      Tech: "But I just showed you how we can avoid that."

      GA: "We can't! You're lying! It's a trap! Industrial capitalism can't be made good because it's bad!"

      Tech: "Fuck you. I'm going to go ahead anyway."

      GA: goes away muttering, waving copy of Malthus...

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    12. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Hartree · · Score: 1

      "why would some intentional geoengineering be so bad?"

      If it fails, not much.

      But if it works, and global warming is controlled, it would undercut the best fundraising, societal engineering and lobbying arguments many organizations have.

      Example: It'd remove a massive issue for the Democrats and Republicans to argue about and scare voters with.

      Repeat that with both environmental and conservative organizations losing that issue, and you have a worse crisis for them than just the prospect of getting cooked by rising temperatures. ;)

    13. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why would some intentional geoengineering be so bad?

      Because we really don't understand the system. We're still toddlers banging on the keyboard. Even once we get to a point where we grok how climate works, we have the sausage factory of international law to deal with. The regulations that get enacted will have nothing in common with what scientists originally recommended.

      We'll be twiddling the controls randomly and hoping for the best.

    14. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      Because purposeful geoengineering is, by its nature, going to be of larger scale of effect. Making mistakes about degree of effect or feedbacks could be very bad for us. It's devil you know versus devil you don't, and you only get one planet to try with. Relatively small chances of error are still kind of a big deal.

      Pretty much this. It's the same precautionary principle that should have been used with GMOs, which are already causing serious problems. And I don't mean health problems, I mean ecology. Such as roudup-ready corn spreading in the wild, and passing some of its modified genes to other plants, when it wasn't supposed to.

      The whole global warming scare made it abundantly obvious that the current state of science (plus politics) is incapable of intelligently managing the climate, or perhaps even managing it at all, much less intelligently.

      I'd like to add, though: contrary to what OP implies, we've been "seriously considering" engineering the climate for many decades.

    15. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      "why would some intentional geoengineering be so bad?" If it fails, not much.

      There are two ways it could fail. Only one would result in "not much bad". The other would be catastrophic.

      Given the history of man's failures in managing large scale environment and ecological issues, don't rule out the catastrophic failure modes (not all of which we even know or can readily predict) of geoengineering. Geoengineering that results in the equivalent of The Australian Rabbit Infestation but on a global scale would be, well, pretty not good for everyone.

    16. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Hartree · · Score: 1

      If it fails as badly as the rabbit infestation, you've given the pols another wonderful issue to send out direct mailings about!

      Not to mention, a whole slew of disaster movies that will make Night of the Lepus look positively tame.

    17. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      Okay, the way in which you have agreed with me, and the similar arguments you brought up have convinced me I was wrong.

    18. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the same precautionary principle that should have been used with GMOs, which are already causing serious problems.

      Isn't that the same precautionary principle that should have been used before we started spewing CO2 into the atmosphere at unprecedented rates? Especially given that several mass extinctions were preceded by rapid CO2 releases?

    19. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our unintentional geoengineering has made it clear that the climate is a very complicated thing with vast opportunities for unintended consequences.

      OK, so how do we know that emitting less carbon dioxide won't make things worse?

    20. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 0

      because slow warming is a small problem, over centuries (when we have no idea what the tech landscape will be in 50 years much less 300.)

      The problem is, we can't even prove global warming even a little bit. And that is not exactly what the Global Warming Alarmists were telling us a few years ago about how bad it was going to get very quickly (no ice in the arctic, super hurricanes, polar bears drowning) ... ALL of which didn't happen, but didn't happen spectacularly.

      How come Al Gore doesn't get labeled "Global Warming Left Wing Nut" by the same people calling people like me "Right Wing Nut"? Oh, because it is bad for business?

      Look, I all for conservation and leaving small footprints, but you can't do that with almost 7 billion people to feed. The only way nature is going to survive is to kill us all off by our stupidity.

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    21. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      The whole global warming scare made it abundantly obvious that the current state of science (plus politics) is incapable of intelligently managing the climate, or perhaps even managing it at all, much less intelligently.

      But, hey, look what Harvard Economists have done with engineering the economy! Can't we have some ivory tower academics "fixing" the planet too?

      But seriously, an upper-bound projected sea level rise of 4 inches is completely unprecedented, so we should seek to thwart the productive capacity of humanity, and whatever happens, don't put one tenth of that money into ensuring clean water for every human on Earth, eliminating malaria, or building fusion reactors. Where the regulatory victory in that?!

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    22. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0

      Isn't that the same precautionary principle that should have been used before we started spewing CO2 into the atmosphere at unprecedented rates? Especially given that several mass extinctions were preceded by rapid CO2 releases?

      Since the satellite AND balloon AND un-"adjusted" ground temperature measurements ALL say the globe isn't warming, even while CO2 has risen significantly, I wouldn't worry much about it.

      But more to the point: even if that were not true, and CO2 warming were proved (it is not), we didn't really suspect any actual warming until the late 70s... more than a hundred years after we started "spewing" it into the air. So... no.

    23. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't known before we started.

    24. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Just curious: are you saying you don't believe GMO corn spread beyond its boundaries and hybridized with other corn, after Monsanto had claimed that wasn't possible in its applications to USDA? (Hint: it has been proven in court.)

      Are you claiming that the roundup-ready genes have NOT been found in other plants growing near cornfields?

      As I say: I am just curious what your point is here.

    25. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Such as roundup-ready corn spreading in the wild, and passing some of its modified genes to other plants, when it wasn't supposed to.

      Care to cite anything that supports this statement? All I can fined is a specific experiment with rice where the GMO rice passed the gene to non-GMO weed rice. The fact that both are species of rice may mean that their pollen is compatible. I believe that is called cross pollination. Can you cite any research where GMO genes have jumped species? I do not believe there are any weed corn varieties so cross pollination can not occur.

    26. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by knightghost · · Score: 1

      People are cheaper than rockets.

      Harvard is clamoring for this because they smell profit.

      Money drives everything.

    27. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      That I don't view genetic modification as an extraordinary source of danger, life spreads, no matter where its genetic sequences come from, and the science about it isn't ambiguous: human added genes aren't magic.

      It made me realize if the science about control measures weren't ambiguous, there'd still be people making extremely stupid arguments of chance against it, and I don't want to be one.

    28. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the satellite AND balloon AND un-"adjusted" ground temperature measurements ALL say the globe isn't warming, even while CO2 has risen significantly, I wouldn't worry much about it.

      If the globe isn't warming, that must mean the oceans aren't warming because they're part of the globe. Is that the case, Jane?

    29. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Tell us exactly what the problem is with this corn. Is it killing anything? Is it affecting anything?

    30. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2

      Maybe two planets. I propose testing it on Mars first. Costs more but no people to kill.

      Maybe someone already did....

    31. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      If the globe isn't warming, that must mean the oceans aren't warming because they're part of the globe. Is that the case, Jane?

      I stated what I stated. If you have a specific argument to make, then make it. Otherwise kindly go away. I won't argue over insinuations.

    32. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We get them to agree to a set of target temperatures matching a certain time period - that shouldn't be too difficult a debate. Few countries stand to benefit from warming even if considered individually, so nobody stands to benfit from inaction.

      [Emphasis added.]

      Russia and Canada, and we know better than to trust either of those two!

    33. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      That I don't view genetic modification as an extraordinary source of danger

      Well, in my opinion -- I admit that's all it is -- that suggests that you may not understand it very well.

    34. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the oceans are warming, it's wrong to say "the globe isn't warming."

    35. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Agreed, geoengineering the climate is not a popular idea among scientists.

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    36. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      planetist! I identify as a planet-fluid life-form, and I'm now triggered. check your privilege.

    37. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      what i don't get, is that we're taking something as fantastically fucking complex as the global climate -- and using a single variable to explain / model it. That seems mind boggling naive to me.

    38. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How come Al Gore doesn't get labeled "Global Warming Left Wing Nut" by the same people calling people like me "Right Wing Nut"? Oh, because it is bad for business?

      I think it never occurred to Al Gore that if he took up the cause of global warming, people would transfer their political opposition to him to the cause without regard to the facts. Of course, his overstatement of said facts, and portrayal of potential doomsday scenarios as inevitable unless Everyone Changed Right Now, didn't help.

    39. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0

      Tell us exactly what the problem is with this corn. Is it killing anything? Is it affecting anything?

      I would very definitely call this HARM.

      Introduced plants spreading where they are very definitely unwanted are called invasive species.

      Companies suing farmers whose fields have been invaded without their consent is abusive monopolistic behavior. (Read: "corporatism".)

      I could go on, but those are 2 harms that have been proved. One to crop diversity, the other to society and free markets.

    40. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      If the globe isn't warming, that must mean the oceans aren't warming because they're part of the globe. Is that the case, Jane?

      If the house is getting warmer, that must mean that the refrigerator is getting warmer, since the 'frig is part of they house, right?

      That's an example of an elementary fallacy that we call the "Does Not Follow" (that's a (semi-)literary reference - anyone remember from what?).

      Do note that PART of the Earth warming in no way implies that ALL of the Earth is warming.

      Likewise, PART of the Earth NOT warming in no way implies that ALL of the Earth is NOT warming.

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    41. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would be funny is that we've already done it for a long time, it's the effects of the Chemtrails-project, triggered by the ice age scares of the 80's.

      And it's always had the OPPOSITE effect.

      Good luck stupid fucks!

    42. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by randomErr · · Score: 1

      Two Words: Biosphere 2 Not the horrible movie Bio-Dome.I mean the Texas experiment in 1991. It was meant to be a fully self sustaining isolated environment. Everything started dying off quickly that led to the premature closure of the experiment. Until I can see something successfully ran like this I will not even consider the re-engineering experiment that are proposed.

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    43. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Are you claiming that the roundup-ready genes have NOT been found in other plants growing near cornfields?

      We all know Monsanto are pricks in their dealings with small farmers who refuse to buy their seed, but what "damage" has been done to human health or the environment by GMO plants of any kind? - Resistance to roundup and cabbages that glow in the dark is not "damage".

      Aside from that, scientific claims cannot be "proven in court" and your well known non-belief in AGW has nothing to do with science.

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    44. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, cool mars more... good one!

    45. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Better to try Venus. Don't expect terraforming, just see if you can cool it a bit.

    46. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      It gives people who don't bathe often enough the heebie-jeebies.

    47. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Harvard have large investments in coal companies, the obvious answer is to stop burning coal and use something else, but that would leave some of their richest alumni holding "stranded assets". If we use deliberate geoengineering to balance the unintentional geoengineering of the coal industry, who will pay for it? - You can bet it won't be the coal industry, it will be the consumer and taxpayer.

      Harvard could make a significant contribution by divesting from coal and telling everybody why, but it has declined to do so. This press release is just a timely distraction.

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    48. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the oceans absorb ~90% of the heat trapped by our CO2 emissions, they're a much better measure of the global radiative imbalance than surface temperatures which only absorb ~2% of that heat.

    49. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Todd+Palin · · Score: 1

      Say what? Who uses a single variable to model/explain climate change? Maybe Fox News does, but really, nobody else does. The models are enormously complex, and they get more complex all the time. They include a full array of climate/meteorological data, plus ocean temperatures, ocean circulation, ocean pH, solar radiation, earth's albedo, vegetation patterns, and much more. Maybe you are the one that is naive.

    50. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Since the oceans are warming, it's wrong to say "the globe isn't warming."

      Warming, according to whom?

      This says long-term trends have not been detected, up to 2000.

      This says no warming trend in upper ocean SINCE 2000.

      This -- which is the longest and most comprehensive study to date -- says there is no detectable warming in the deep ocean.

      So I don't know who you've been listening to, but my sources say it isn't happening to any noticeable degree.

    51. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It's possible to explain it in a variety of ways, including simple and complex. It's entirely possible to explain atmospheric warming by listing one variable. Modeling is another matter, and all the halfway decent models have tons of variables.

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    52. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by khayman80 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This -- which is the longest and most comprehensive study to date -- says there is no detectable warming in the deep ocean.

      So I don't know who you've been listening to, but my sources say it isn't happening to any noticeable degree.

      No, that source concludes: "The net warming of the ocean implies an energy imbalance for the Earth of 0.64 +/- 0.44 W/m^2 from 2005 to 2013."

    53. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine the US doing something major while completely ignoring the UN? I can.

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    54. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Venus would be better. I would be very confident in the man who could cool down Venus. Plus it has a real atmosphere, far denser than Earth. So it should be easy, right?

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    55. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Maybe two planets. I propose testing it on Mars first. Costs more but no people to kill.

      Maybe someone already did....

      Nah; it was Venus.

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    56. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Beck_Neard · · Score: 1

      I think we can all agree that geoengineering is an extremely dangerous and terrible idea. That said, it may be our only choice. With CO2 at over 400 ppm, even if everyone went zero-emissions tomorrow, the planet would still continue to warm up for at least a century.

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    57. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Mspangler · · Score: 1

      "We've been doing unintentional geoengineering for hundreds of years now, why would some intentional geoengineering be so bad?"

      Sooner or later, we are going to have to start geoengineering. The ice age cycles are not over, and if you think the trouble from 4 C of warming is bad, you might want to look at a map reconstruction from 20,000 years ago. The ice goes down to Long Island, and sea level is 300 feet lower.

    58. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The problem I have with geoengineering is that once you start it you can never stop. As long as CO2 levels keep rising or don't drop down into the 350 ppm range you can never stop whatever geoengineering you've done to mitigate the CO2. If you stop all the effects you've been holding back just come on with a vengeance and you get the bad effects anyway. Do you* really think human civilization will be able to maintain that kind of effort over a scale of centuries? The only geoengineering that works in the long run is to stop the rise in atmospheric CO2 and actively reduce it back to something under 350 ppm.

      *That "you" wasn't addressed to you personally i kan read but just the general you. I know where you stand on the issues.

    59. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because they're intelligent enough to understand that mistakes will be made that can result in catastrophic destruction of large parts of our ecosystem. They also understand that such control will become heavily influenced by politics, again to disastrous effects.

      Take a look at the wondrous results of "financial engineering" and now imagine those same assholes trying to direct our climate.

    60. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      How about incorporating proteins from bacillus thuringiensis in corn or other plants. Essentially that's a pesticide and while it's not toxic to humans it is to other arthropods and could attack beneficial species as well as the target species.

    61. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you get your "upper-bound projected sea level rise of 4 inches". 4 feet by 2100 is more realistic. The last time CO2 levels were as high as they are now sea level was around 80 feet higher than now. It may be that that much rise is already baked in and it's just a matter of how long it takes to get there (don't worry, it's still a matter of many centuries at least).

    62. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      But overshooting on cooling could induce an ice age, which geologists have evidence can occur in as little as two years.

      [citation needed]

      According to climate scientists it's impossible for a new glaciation to start until CO2 levels drop below 250 ppm. Even if geoengineering starts heading us toward an induced ice age all we have to do is stop the geoengineering to head it off.

    63. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The problem is, we can't even prove global warming even a little bit. And that is not exactly what the Global Warming Alarmists were telling us a few years ago about how bad it was going to get very quickly (no ice in the arctic, super hurricanes, polar bears drowning) ... ALL of which didn't happen, but didn't happen spectacularly.

      Your attitude is typical of so many today who have short attention spans. Mostly you pay no attention to the time scales placed on those statements and if it doesn't happen in 5 or 10 years (to be generous) it's not real to you.

      Current events have yet to show that Al Gore was wrong in any significant way.

    64. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      He might have gotten his absurd "4 inches" projection from Jane Q. Public's ridiculous sea level rise lectures:

      "The U.S. National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), reported that even if the worst predictions of the CO2-based warming model were correct, the oceans would rise an estimated 4 inches over the next hundred years."

      "And yet NOAA, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, probably the most capable agency of its kind in the world, has itself released a paper stating that even if the global-warming alarmist's worst-case scenario were to happen, the oceans would rise an average of four inches worldwide over the next hundred years. Who should I believe, do you think?"

    65. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree with Jane Q, you don't know enough about genetics. Hell in my first year of Biomolecular there was plenty of incorrect information taught, simply because of the pace of advancements in understanding ( mostly related to epigenetics ).

    66. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by bazorg · · Score: 1

      I think that if changes are made intentionally and some countries are disadvantaged by them, it won't be handled in the same way as the current situation.

    67. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by JimSadler · · Score: 1

      Some deliberate climate alteration can not possibly do harm. For example creating a lot more trees in cities and suburbs does have an effect on climate. Painting all roof tops white in hotter areas can be of great effect. And of all things dedicating land to bamboo that is harvested every five years can suck up a lot of carbon from the atmosphere. Florida has immense area that could be planted with aggressive bamboo species. Indoor farming can also have a big impact. And then we can do the social corrections such as making it illegal to ban clothes lines for drying clothes. Most places no longer allow a clothes line and I suppose don't mind the pollution it takes to spin turbines to generate all that eletricity. We could also limit the size of auto engines and take other simple steps to improve life without causing chaos.

    68. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1
      So thanks to the global reduction in nuclear weapons, our best hope of lowering the earth's temperature (one that doesn't require UN agreement, just a software or hardware glitch) via global winter and population reduction, is now gone.

      Talk about the law of unintended consequences ...

      So, if war won't do it, there's still lack of fresh water, famine, pestilence, plague, and of course GMO-zombies.

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    69. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by rochrist · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Let us put Louie Gohmert, Michelle Bachmann and James Inhofe in charge of our global geoengineering efforts. They're highly respected members of House and Senate. What could possibly go wrong?

    70. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by rochrist · · Score: 1

      This is an assertion that is beyond idiotic.

    71. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      No, that source concludes: "The net warming of the ocean implies an energy imbalance for the Earth of 0.64 +/- 0.44 W/m^2 from 2005 to 2013."

      Are you able to read? Did you see that my comment was about DEEP ocean? Did you see that the very title of the paper is:

      Deep-ocean contribution to sea level and energy budget not detectable over the past decade

      ??? The comment about temperatures at other depths is irrelevant to the point I made ABOUT THAT PAPER.

      Do you know what the word "context" means?

      As for other depths, this paper contradicts the other one I cited earlier. Are you telling us that you get to decide which one is correct?

    72. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      Llovel et al. 2014 concludes "The net warming of the ocean implies an energy imbalance for the Earth of 0.64 +/- 0.44 W/m^2 from 2005 to 2013."

      So it's wrong to say "the globe isn't warming." Hopefully you just hadn't read to the last sentence in their abstract before making that absurd claim. But now that you've read that sentence, you can't honestly keep claiming that "the globe isn't warming" unless you first debunk Llovel et al. 2014.

    73. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      don't be retarded and pedantic. when people discuss global warming the popular thing seems to be focusing in on carbon emissions. Not methane, not any of the other more potent greenhouse gasses, just CO2.

      Clearly climate scientists have models with thousands (or more?) variables -- that is not what i was referring to. It's the Al Gore types of the world, or smug prius owners.

    74. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Can you also see them screwing it up completely and then holding a press conference apologising for man's upcoming extinction?

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    75. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Most of them probably haven't heard of Malthus

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    76. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by davydagger · · Score: 1

      and then sue the living shits out of anyone who gets caught with monsanto IP that didn't pay monsanto. Feudalism much?

    77. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by davydagger · · Score: 1
      is unfortunately the basis of how we debate politics in the USA, and explains why there is a giant glaring gap between what constitutes "facts", "reality", and "rationale thinking" in politics, that wouldn't hold water in any other field.

      The way you argue politics is make one point, and when the oponnent can't come back with a rebuttal in one sentance, start making noises, call them a looser, and accuse them of bullshitting. Thats what Americans expect out of politicians.

    78. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Bloody ACs, why don't they have the character to post under real accounts?

      Let's say that we decide in 2020 that we have no option for survival beyond 2200 but to start a programme of geoengineering which will take 150 years to have sufficient effects. (That would be starting in 2050, and you can make a rough guess that we started having significant effects on the planets climate in around 1900. So I'm making a guess that it'll take as long to bring the problem under control as it took to cause the problem.)

      So, how do you manage to test an areoengineering programme on Mars, in the 30 years leeway that you've got?

      There's a more fundamental problem - Mars essentially lacks the large heat buffer that comprises our oceans. So the climate system of Mars is almost completely unlike that of Earth. The climate on Titan is probably a closer match in terms of processes.

      Geoengineering is something that we're unlikely to have an opportunity to experiment with before having to implement it. Which means we'll have to be in a pretty desperate situation before trying it. So, maybe, just maybe, bringing our dangerous ecological destruction habits under control might just possibly be better. But since that is going to impact the ability of a small proportion of people to make money, that is a forbidden concept.

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    79. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Venus is probably a better match for Earth's climate system than Mars is. There's a lot of water in the atmosphere of Venus.

      So ... let's say we build a sunshade to start to lower the temperature of Venus' atmosphere at twice the rate we're raising the temperature on Earth. Let's say that we get it in place by 2050, to get our test running. That's about 4K/decade, and we've about 300K to decrease the surface temperature by.

      So in about the year 2750 (if I've got my numbers right), our experiment will have reduced the temperature of Venus to the point that liquid water will start to condense to the surface. Then we'll get into a complex situation of convecting heat (as clouds of steam) from the surface rocks to the higher atmosphere, where the heat gets dumped to space. How long is that going to take? Tens of thousands of years, or hundreds of thousands of years? I wouldn't rule out millions of years - but I'm a geologist and I've got some sort of idea how long similar process took on the Hadean Earth.

      Sorry, but wasn't the point to get some data relevant to the lives of your children/ grand children, or at least people who might know your name as an ancestor?

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    80. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I almost wish I knew what the heebie-jeebies are in your world. In mine they're Mini cars stuffed with long-haired androgynes.

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    81. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      With CO2 at over 400 ppm, even if everyone went zero-emissions tomorrow, the planet would still continue to warm up for at least a millennium, more likely five millennia.

      FTFY

      The experiment was done, on Earth, around 54 million years ago. It was called the Palaeocene-Eocene thermal maximum, and I've just finished drilling through the rocks laid down around that interval, with their associated fossil changes, changes in rock chemistry, etc. (Steering oil wells to land in particular horizons in this sequence is a bread-and-butter bit of industrial geology for me.) The temperature increases, as calibrated by Milankovitch 20kyr cycles in magnoetostratigraphic records) took about 5kyr, though our best estimates for the gas releases is more like 1kyr (runaway warming once the methane hydrates around the proto-Icelandic High started to rise above their stability limits).

      Really, within the geological industry, the argument has been over for more than a decade. We know, with the confidence of seeing the results of the last experimental run, what is in the pipeline for us.

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    82. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      There are geoengineering schemes that you could build on a "fire and forget" basis. For example, you might place a fleet of solar sails near the Lagrange-1 point in the Earth-Sun-Solar system point, with electron/ magnetism thrusters for station keeping, and a telescopic monitoring system aimed at the Earth. Set the control logic up so that if the polar ice caps vary by more than 10% from present (pre-industrial norms), then the solar sail fleet re-configures to increase or decrease the insolation on the Earth by a couple of percent.

      OK - it needs engineering on a multi-millennial reliability scale, and a control loop that thinks for a decade or so before taking any action, which are substantial pieces of engineering beyond present capabilities. But they don't violate the laws of physics.

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    83. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      You're making the common error of expecting that your opponents are stupid. That has killed a lot of people.

      Your opponents may be wrong - or they may be right and you're wrong. They disagree with you, that is what "opponent" means. But it doesn't mean that they're stupid.

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    84. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      So it's wrong to say "the globe isn't warming."

      I know what it says; I'm the one who linked to the paper.

      I would simply repeat my questions above, but based on past experience you would continue to not get it.

      The Llovel paper contradicts other papers in regard to stored heat in the upper ocean. I linked to a summary of some of them earlier.

      According to THEM, there has been no observed upward trend, so my position that there is no significant warming is quite defensible.

    85. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      The “pause” (political doublespeak) is 18 now. And a recent study showed “missing” heat is NOT in the ocean. [Lonny Eachus, 2014-10-14]

      ... the Argo array has been measuring the upper-level sea temperatures since 2005. THOSE temperatures are no surprise and have already been accounted for. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-10-22]

      Did you see my comment about Argo, or not? The ISSUE here was precisely the deep ocean (> 2000m depth). Upper temps were known. [Lonny Eachus, 2014-11-06]

      Jane/Lonny Eachus used to agree that temperatures above 2000m depth were known and were no surprise while simultaneously claiming that the globe isn't warming. When he realizes the contradiction, which path will he take? Will Jane/Lonny realize this means that the globe is still warming? Or will Jane/Lonny just reflexively dismiss the temperatures above 2000m depth?

      ... As for other depths, this paper contradicts the other one I cited earlier. Are you telling us that you get to decide which one is correct? [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-22]

      ... The Llovel paper contradicts other papers in regard to stored heat in the upper ocean. I linked to a summary of some of them earlier. According to THEM, there has been no observed upward trend, so my position that there is no significant warming is quite defensible. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-23]

      No, that blog summary discusses sea surface temperatures. How could that possibly contradict the Llovel et al. 2014 study of ocean temperature data down to 2000m?

      But it's worse than that. For some reason, Jane seems to think that he can cite Llovel et al. 2014 regarding abyssal ocean temperatures, while also claiming their upper ocean temperatures aren't correct.

      Perhaps Jane simply hasn't read Llovel et al. 2014. Their conclusion depends on the fact that:

      total sea level rise = thermal expansion + land ice melting

      Total sea level rise can be measured using satellite altimetry, and land ice melting can be measured by using the GRACE satellites. The remaining sea level rise is due to thermal expansion. Since ocean temperatures have been measured down to 2000m depth using ARGO, only the abyssal thermal expansion below 2000m is unknown.

      Llovel et al. 2014 basically re-arranged that equation:

      thermal expansion below 2000m depth = total sea level rise - thermal expansion above 2000m - land ice melting

      That's why Jane can't cite Llovel et al. 2014 regarding abyssal ocean temperatures, while claiming that their upper ocean temperatures aren't correct. Their abyssal ocean temperatures are obtained by subtracting the ARGO upper ocean temperatures and GRACE non-steric sea level rise from the total sea level rise revealed by satellite altimetry.

      So if Jane claims that ocean temperatures above 2000m depth aren't warming, that means the steric sealevel rise must be due to abyssal warming below 2000m depth. Physics says that Jane can't have his cake and eat it too.

      Oh, and once again: ocean temperatures down to 2000m are different than sea surface temperatures. Seriously. There's like 2000m of difference between the two

    86. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      http://www.thenewamerican.com/...

      I have a great attention span, and have a great memory to go along with it.

      Here is a short list of "problems" I have with "global warming" zealots.

      1) Every big natural disaster is met with "Global Warming" cries, yet when lulls occur (like hurricanes), nothing. Or worse, when it is very very cold, they cry "It is climate, not weather, know the difference".

      2) CO2 is a miniscule amount of greenhouse gasses. Water Vapor is much much larger. Go ahead, and explain why we can swing between 1 and 4% average H2O without much effect, but small percentages of CO2 are disasterous!

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    87. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      I didn't say all of them. There are a hell of a lot of them who probably cannot concentrate on anything longer than 140 characters. I say this not to try and aggrandise myself it is just my personal experience(others may vary).

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    88. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Jane/Lonny Eachus used to agree that temperatures above 2000m depth were known and were no surprise while simultaneously claiming that the globe isn't warming. When he realizes the contradiction, which path will he take? Will Jane/Lonny realize this means that the globe is still warming? Or will Jane/Lonny just reflexively dismiss the temperatures above 2000m depth?

      Engaging in your usual context-shifting, I see. But even more: how could I be "reflexively dismissing it" if my own statement, which you quoted, was "THOSE temperatures are no surprise and have already been accounted for"??? , That makes absolutely no sense. No great surprise there, I suppose.

      Total sea level rise can be measured using satellite altimetry, and land ice melting can be measured by using the GRACE satellites

      Assuming the rather huge problems with GRACE's accuracy have been fixed. It is claimed they were. Perhaps they have been.

      But it's worse than that. For some reason, Jane seems to think that he can cite Llovel et al. 2014 regarding abyssal ocean temperatures, while also claiming their upper ocean temperatures aren't correct.

      Except I did not do that. You have had a very nasty habit of twisting what other people say. That's dishonest. I've pointed that out to you many times, over a period of years. You really need to start reading what people actually say rather than interpreting so heavily.

      Oh, and once again: ocean temperatures down to 2000m are different than sea surface temperatures.

      Now, THAT is a fair point. I did in fact get surface temperatures mixed up with upper ocean temperatures. Mea culpa.

      But I am just curious. Just a straightforward question: are you now claiming, as you seem to be, that the "missing heat" cause of the pause in surface warming is actually hiding in the UPPER ocean, rather than the lower?

    89. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      @ProfBrianCox Having said all that, this particular evidence has been based on data from the GRACE satellite, which in the past has turned out to be something of a DISgrace... but they say they have the problems worked out now. [Lonny Eachus, 2014-10-20]

      Assuming the rather huge problems with GRACE's accuracy have been fixed. It is claimed they were. Perhaps they have been. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-24]

      At the risk of provoking this response, could you please link to evidence of these rather huge problems with GRACE's accuracy which in the past has turned out to be something of a DISgrace?

      ... how could I be "reflexively dismissing it" if my own statement, which you quoted, was "THOSE temperatures are no surprise and have already been accounted for"??? ... [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-24]

      Only if you suggested that some blog summary of sea surface temperatures contradicted the Llovel et al. 2014 claim of significant warming down to 2000m.

      ... As for other depths, this paper contradicts the other one I cited earlier. Are you telling us that you get to decide which one is correct? [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-22]

      ... The Llovel paper contradicts other papers in regard to stored heat in the upper ocean. I linked to a summary of some of them earlier. According to THEM, there has been no observed upward trend, so my position that there is no significant warming is quite defensible. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-23]

      But it's worse than that. For some reason, Jane seems to think that he can cite Llovel et al. 2014 regarding abyssal ocean temperatures, while also claiming their upper ocean temperatures aren't correct.

      Except I did not do that. You have had a very nasty habit of twisting what other people say. That's dishonest. I've pointed that out to you many times, over a period of years. You really need to start reading what people actually say rather than interpreting so heavily. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-24]

      You seemed to suggest that some blog summary of sea surface temperatures contradicted the Llovel et al. 2014 claim of significant warming down to 2000m. Since we now seem to agree that there is significant warming down to 2000m, there's no reason to accuse anyone of dishonesty.

      ... are you now claiming, as you seem to be, that the "missing heat" cause of the pause in surface warming is actually hiding in the UPPER ocean, rather than the lower? [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-24]

      I'm claiming that Llovel et al. 2014 concludes: "The net warming of the ocean implies an energy imbalance for the Earth of 0.64 +/- 0.44 W/m^2 from 2005 to 2013."

      I'm claiming that this conclusion is inconsistent with your claims that the g

    90. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1
      I have no intention -- or reason, for that matter -- to reply to you about something someone may have written on Twitter.

      However, regarding what you asked above, I have a question of my own: are you unaware of the issues that have been raised about GRACE? That seems unlikely.

      You seemed to suggest that some blog summary of sea surface temperatures contradicted the Llovel et al. 2014 claim of significant warming down to 2000m. Since we now seem to agree that there is significant warming down to 2000m, there's no reason to accuse anyone of dishonesty.

      I have already admitted I made an error.

      But as for dishonesty, yes, you have given me ample and frequent reason to think you have been less than honest. So I won't apologize for suspecting you may be doing so at times when you may not actually be. "Fool me once..." as the saying goes. Here is an example:

      Since we now seem to agree that there is significant warming down to 2000m,

      Nowhere did I write such a thing. So when you continually -- rather routinely, in my experience, as I have demonstrated on many occasions in the past -- suggest I have stated things that in fact I have not, I have to wonder what the reason is. Given the context and past experience, Occam's Razor would seem to indicate dishonesty. I know of no other reason that is anywhere even remotely as likely.

      I'm claiming that this conclusion is inconsistent with your claims that the globe isn't warming. Can we agree that even the bottom edge of the confidence interval is positive, indicating net warming from 2005 to 2013?

      No, without looking into it further, I do not agree. I'm not claiming that it is false, either... I would have to look some things up, which I am not free to do at the moment.

      One thing I would have to check, just for example, is what those confidence intervals are given the multidecadal variability, which is not -- at least not uncontroversially -- known to any precise degree yet. What has been claimed to be a newly discovered variability in the Atlantic has turned up, for example. Not to mention that we know during La Niña periods of ENSO there tends to be storage, while during El Niño, more of a release. All these factors would need to be considered. Until I do, I neither agree or disagree.

    91. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that people are too focused on immediate events rather than the long term statistical data that climate research shows. It's human nature and I've been guilty of it myself from time to time but I'm getting better at it.

      While the humidity may change rather drastically in short times it's the long term average that matters. Since the IR absorption bands of water vapor and CO2 overlap some when the humidity goes down the effect of CO2 goes up. I'd go into more detail but I've got an event to attend. Maybe later.

    92. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      ... are you unaware of the issues that have been raised about GRACE? That seems unlikely. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-24]

      What issues, raised by whom, in what scientific journal? Link?

      I'm claiming that this conclusion is inconsistent with your claims that the globe isn't warming. Can we agree that even the bottom edge of the confidence interval is positive, indicating net warming from 2005 to 2013?

      No, without looking into it further, I do not agree. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-24]

      So you should either stop incorrectly claiming that the globe isn't warming, or stop citing Llovel et al. 2014 because their conclusion depends on net warming from 2005 to 2013.

    93. Re:We've been doing it for a long time by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      What issues, raised by whom, in what scientific journal? Link?

      I have frequently been astounded by your ability to find past information that suits your purposes, but when it comes to information that may serve to contradict your position, you suddenly appear to have never heard of Google. It is SO ridiculously easy to find references to issues with GRACE that I'm not going to bother to do it for you, and only an idiot would call that confirmation of a contrary position.

      By the way -- and admittedly this is slightly, but only slightly, off-topic -- in regard to your Spencer's thought experiment, last year Astrophysicist Joe Postma wrote that your argument in regard to the physics was ... well, let's just say he used rather derogatory phrases. I was not aware of this article until today, but I thought you might find it of some interest.

      So you should either stop incorrectly claiming that the globe isn't warming, or stop citing Llovel et al. 2014 because their conclusion depends on net warming from 2005 to 2013.

      I cited Llovel et al. because of their conclusion regarding the deep ocean. I have already stated what research I would have to do before I could responsibly make a claim that the globe was warming.

  4. They're a bit late to the party by OzPeter · · Score: 2

    Their own students have already started trying to manipulate global warming by suing their precious alma mater

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  5. My two cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you engineer the climate for one country without negatively affecting another country's climate?

    1. Re:My two cents by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Yes, if we do it before Russia and Canada warm up :-P

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    2. Re:My two cents by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm pretty sure you could engineer the climate for Sudan without negatively affecting Ethiopia. Of course, the means of doing that is probably via land reclamation techniques, but that's really true for pretty much any major climate improvement at this point in our planet's life.

  6. I've got a bad feeling about this... by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

    It's bringing back suppressed memories of Highlander 2!

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  7. Great idea! by gmfeier · · Score: 1

    Then we go into a Maunder Minimum and the skiing conditions will certainly improve.

  8. Big Engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's cut mile-wide channels into the continents for easy access to ocean water for desalination.
    What could go wrong?

  9. With that idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go die

  10. I say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bugger off wankers! We don't trust you.

  11. Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd sooner trust Obama to follow the constitution.

    1. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats, you're an ignorant, destructive conservative.

    2. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats, you're an ignorant, destructive conservative.

      Or an observant and honest progressive.

    3. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So anyone who ridicules your stupid god is a conservative?

      Fortunately you will die a virgin. That way you won't breed.

  12. About time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's fucking freezing outside. Please someone crank it up about 20 degrees (F). kthxbye.

  13. Sure why not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not like we should be the ones to adapt to the environment or anything

  14. How about we beta test on Venus? by Zorlon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Then if it works we'll have a bonus planet to live it. Win Win :)

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    1. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      First sensible idea I've heard so far.

    2. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 1

      +1

      Also, there's nothing controversial about geo and climate engineering, it's just a dumb idea, since we don't actually understand climate yet, or even just the weather. Let 'em write papers, but make sure they keep their hands off of actual "engineering" for a few more decades. We'll be busy coping with our most recent climate engineering attempt and its results, the release of several hundred million years' worth of carbon.

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    3. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by mbone · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, an Earth sun-shade would need to block at most a few % of the sunshine falling on the Earh, while for Venus (if we want to cool the planet off this millennium) we will need to block all of the Sun's rays for a while, so the engineering is a bit more difficult. Add to this the detail that the Venus Lagrange point 1 is quite a bit further away than the Earth's, and energetically harder to reach, and I think a more reasonable conclusion is that the Earth would be training wheels for Venus, and not vice versa.

    4. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize, that 1% block for sun is still significant area? If you can build 1%, you can build 90%..

      Let's say 6400km radius, so 1% block needs an area of,

      0.01 * Pi*r^2 = 1,300,000 sq. km.

      100% would then just be 130 million sq. km. But what is the largest structure we have deployed in space? Oh right, the solar panels on the ISS. So 420 sq. m

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E...

      So the 1% sun shade, "just" needs to be 3+ billion times as large. And as I said, if you can do 3,000,000,000x the size, you can probably do 100x as much too.

      Good luck!!

    5. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by Qbertino · · Score: 1

      You people talk about terraforming mars or venus as if that were so easy.

      Newsflash: Mars and Venus are very far away. Like, I mean, enormously freaking huge distances.

      It took rosetta 10 years to rendevous with a comet that's basically crossing through earths nearest neighborhood. And that was a satellite the size of a car. And it did not have to transport and sustain humans and their life-requirements.

      Until significant advancemens in getting stuff to orbit, massive advancements in material and propulsion technology and massive advancements in synthesizing materials, food, air and water have come by, we're pretty much stuck on this planet. If these advancements don't come, then we're stuck here for ever. We might aswell learn to behave that way.

      Bottom line:
      If humanity is to dumb to stop itself from killing itself on this planet, it has nothing lost on some other planet. That's my opinion anyway.

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    6. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're forgetting one important thing: any shade large enough to provide sufficient cover for either planet will also effectively be a giant solar sail. Reaching a given location in space would be relatively cheap and easy compared to keeping it there in a useful orientation.

    7. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      forget the terraforming, just cool Venus by a few degrees and take notes as you do.

    8. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      We've been geoengineering. So far, we've raised carbon dioxide from about 280ppm to about 400ppm, and it's having serious effects. We're already riding the tiger, and the question is not whether or when but how.

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    9. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by wasteoid · · Score: 1

      and if it fails? Generally, the term "win-win" is used to cover both success and failure cases, not just a double-dose of win for success.

    10. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by mbone · · Score: 1

      Rosetta getting to P67 was much harder energetically than sending a spacecraft to Venus.

      You are certainly correct that any of these would be huge engineering tasks, but they are just engineering tasks. They can be done if there is sufficient will.

    11. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by mbone · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting one important thing: any shade large enough to provide sufficient cover for either planet will also effectively be a giant solar sail. Reaching a given location in space would be relatively cheap and easy compared to keeping it there in a useful orientation.

      There are two proposed solutions to that

      - have a swarm instead of a shade - i.e., lots of little shades, which makes the orbital dynamics (and probably the manufacture) of the system much easier to manage.
      or
      - put the shade not at the Lagrange point, but a little bit sunwards, where the solar gravity, planet gravity and the shade radiation pressure give an orbit period matching that of the planet. There, the shade can be pushed by the Sun's radiation pressure and still be in static equilibrium.

    12. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by mbone · · Score: 1

      I ran some numbers on this, and concluded it would take a good while to cool Venus - you would have to get rid of the clouds somehow to make the cool-down reasonable, and that means an intervention beyond just the shade. There will be plenty of opportunity for note taking and even PhD theses during the process.

    13. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, where is your fall back, safe place that the earthlings can live on? Lower the CO2, fewer plants, lower the humidity, less rain in the inner areas of the continents. Less foods, less liviable areas. Would you have to safeguard areas here. Where the effects would not harm first? Not likley, Sounds like another minimul population controlling segment is proposing another death regium. Damn, more hitlers and stalins. Now, what areas would you destroy to fulfill your dream? America, Europe, Africa, Asias? To re-arainge earth to make it more habitable, you would have to even the orbit, stop the presession, and eliminate the other influences on the sun, now, what happens to the people of earth while you are doing that. Death, destruction, let the four horsemen ride from the skies. You see lowering the available heat from the sun, creates an ice age. Ice age fewer people survive, less people,more disparities, the rich get richer, wealthier, brutish, creates not a humanistic society, but a fergusion scenario. But then again, maybe..thats what they are after.

    14. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      One problem with a sunshade (either mirrors in orbit or aerosols in the stratosphere) is that if you reduce the sunlight hitting the Earth you also reduce the productivity of the plants that depend on sunlight to photosynthesize. Whether it's enough to significantly affect things or not I don't know but it will be an effect.

    15. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by Ceriel+Nosforit · · Score: 1

      The CO2 in Venus' atmosphere could be used as a source of carbon for building a ribbon around the planet. A satellite-based atmospheric heater could perhaps propel the gas to sufficient altitude. The oxygen could be combined with hydrogen so that vapor clouds formed on Venus, since those reflect a lot of sunlight back into the atmosphere. There might be enough hydrogen in the solar wind for this to be done reasonably quickly.

      It could be sensible to build an orbital ring/space station around Venus while we wait for the planet to cool...

      Quite glad to see that Mars doesn't get all the Terraforming attention! =)

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    16. Re:How about we beta test on Venus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accidents and negligence are the opposite of engineering, and so far everything done to the climate has been either accidental or negligent. This kind of engineering idea is simply another form of negligence; an accident waiting to happen as we don't really understand the specifics of how and why the climate changes.

  15. Better yet - admit we're altering it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, science is best when it begins with a first step and not the last ones.

    1. Re:Better yet - admit we're altering it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      IMHO the problem with the current discussions going on is that people aren't taking the shades of grey into consideration in what's mostly a black and white debate.
       
      I think getting people to admit that human activity does contribute to some level of climate imbalance is nearly a no brainer, especially for the people who's voices really matter. The question is to what extend do we cause climate problems. Being open to an honest discussion on that level would be a lot more productive than the current shouting match we have to endure. Part of being open and honest is admitting that we really don't have all the answers and we can only try to base the discussion on trends. That's no easy task in and of itself.
       
      This brings up my second point of bad "science" journalism and bad models. Most reporting on the matter is hard to take seriously because we've been hearing the worst case scenario (that hasn't come to fruition) for so long that the naysayers are given an easy out to taking the scientific community seriously. How can one not scoff when we've heard in the 1980s that by 2010 NYC'ers were going to be up to their knees in sea water? The models in play just aren't producing the results that have been promised. The alternative to this is for everyone who is a player in this game to go back and get degrees in climatology and statistical probability. That just isn't going to happen. Science journalism has to mold itself in such a way that it isn't always jumping for Revelation-styled predictions or the conversation will fail to get traction. A great tangent to this is the concept of peak oil. I've been hearing about peak oil for 30 years and, like fusion, the oil crisis is "only a decade away" but we don't have any solid indication of that. It's hard to take the boy who cried wolf seriously.
       
      It's an uphill battle, no doubt, but it's hard mostly because we've either scared ourselves to death or calmed ourselves by the devices of bad models, bad presentation and a good deal of outright lies.

    2. Re:Better yet - admit we're altering it now. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      How can one not scoff when we've heard in the 1980s that by 2010 NYC'ers were going to be up to their knees in sea water?

      Here's a reference for that. We were still getting those predictions in 2001.

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    3. Re:Better yet - admit we're altering it now. by rochrist · · Score: 1

      Actually, that article seems pretty measured. Talks a lot about increases in storm surge related incidents, increased costs from storm damage, droughts and water shortages in some areas. I don't see anywhere in there it's claiming that NYC will be knee deep in sea water in 2010, unless it's the result of a storm surge. Which is exactly what happened.

    4. Re:Better yet - admit we're altering it now. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I don't see anywhere in there it's claiming that NYC will be knee deep in sea water in 2010,

      Uh, what exactly do you want me to say, that your reading comprehension sucks? I'm sorry that you can't see it.

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    5. Re:Better yet - admit we're altering it now. by rochrist · · Score: 1

      Ok, mischaracterizing troll is troll. I see.

    6. Re:Better yet - admit we're altering it now. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You're the guy who mischaracterized the statement "the west side highway will be underwater" to mean "the west side highway will only be underwater during tremendous storms."

      If you are not a shill, then you're the kind of guy who will misunderstand anything to avoid changing his position. Because you deeply misunderstand that statement there.

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  16. Optimum Temperature by crmanriq · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure. Let's engineer it. Just tell me what the optimum global mean temperature is, and I'll get right on it.

    (It's no more difficult than any of the other projects that I've been assigned. "Invent a machine that can do X. At a lower cost than a worker in China."

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    1. Re:Optimum Temperature by CaptainLard · · Score: 1

      The optimum temperature would be one in which extreme droughts, storms, etc are at most regional events limited to a few years and don't have long lasting global effects (with minimal outliers). Kinda like what the global mean has been for the last few thousand years and that we will be exiting in the next few decades or century if the status quo continues (one could argue a global temperature shift would be much less jarring to human society if it happens over many thousands of years, as it normally does).

    2. Re:Optimum Temperature by crmanriq · · Score: 2

      Well, in the last two thousand years, we've had the Roman Warm Period, the Medieval Warm Period and the Little Ice Age. So we've had some genuinely large variation.

      How do we pick a specific mean temperature that doesn't tick off somebody, somewhere? Do we look to cool equatorial regions to lessen droughts? Or do we warm temperate regions to prolong the growing season? Who decides what the climate optimum is?

      If we're going to make an engineering target, then we have to have a means to choose the proper end result.

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    3. Re:Optimum Temperature by itzly · · Score: 1

      "not warmer than today" would be a reasonable start.

    4. Re:Optimum Temperature by crmanriq · · Score: 1

      So let me preface this by saying I am not trying to be facetious.

      On what basis do we say "not warmer than today"? I know there is a lot of research that has been done demonstrating warming in the last several decades. Is there any research that has been done to determine optimum temperature?

      Huge tracts of land in Canada and Russia are plagued by short growing seasons. Would a longer growing season in these regions allow us to grow more food to feed the (7 billion?) people of earth?

      Or would cooling the earth make Africa better able to feed their own people?

      Has anyone ever tried to quantify this?

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    5. Re:Optimum Temperature by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      "Invent a machine that can do X. At a lower cost than a worker in China."

      Sounds like a fun place to work. Are you hiring?

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    6. Re:Optimum Temperature by itzly · · Score: 2
      You keep talking about optimum, but there's not requirement that we reach an optimum. All we would need is to avoid it getting worse.

      Huge tracts of land in Canada and Russia are plagued by short growing seasons

      These are basically frozen swamps, not very suitable for growing crops as they thaw. In addition, they get poor amounts of sunlight.

    7. Re:Optimum Temperature by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      They were once covered with lush vegetation and quite warm.

      100 million years ago, surface waters around Antarctica were about 15 degrees Celsius. At this time, the vegetation on the peninsula was lush, and there were conifers. The mean annual temperatures has been estimated at 17 to 19 degrees Celsius.

    8. Re:Optimum Temperature by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      Not to poor rain on your parade, but 100 million years ago, Antarctica will still breaking off from Gondwana. Can you briefly outline your strategy for engineering some speedy continental drift to rebuild the super continent (and thus, properly replicate the climatic conditions of the time)? What are the legal ramifications of ramming several continents together? Any engineering challenges to overcome?

      Also, with reference to your proposal to grow (and then presumably eat) lush rainforests, I stand to be corrected here, but the bark of the antarctic beech, whilst undoubtedly quite tasty, is probably not nutritious enough to feed 10 billion people and thus, won't really be a good replacement for our current cereal crops (wheat, rice, barley). Crop specifically adapted to growing in temperate regions with their stubborn declination. Crops that tend not to grow on the rock that lies under the (fast melting) antarctic ice sheet.

    9. Re:Optimum Temperature by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      My comment was in reference to not being able to grow crops in Siberia. I mentioned Antarctica as once having lush vegetation. While you are somewhat correct about the fact that Antarctica was in movement it was in fact located over the south pole 100 million years ago and had forests upon it at that period in time. The carbon level in the atmosphere was around 1000 ppm whereas modern day levels are around 400 I believe. I remembered some of this from school but have recently been doing some interesting reading.

      http://www.discoveringantarcti...

      "From about 100 myr ago (later Cretaceous) the crust of Australia and New Zealand begin separating from Antarctica. By this time Antarctica is already positioned over the South Pole."

      It seems that even with no ice caps at all there was still plenty of vegetation. It was in fact a hothouse, humid and wet not dry and arid. Thus the term "greenhouse" gases. I imagine if tropical vegetation can grow then other crops can as well.

    10. Re:Optimum Temperature by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Sure. Let's engineer it. Just tell me what the optimum global mean temperature is, and I'll get right on it.

      There is no optimal temperature for the Earth. What there is is too great a rate of change of temperature. If the temperature changes we're seeing over the past 100 years and the next 100 years were to happen over 2,000 years it wouldn't be that much of a problem because the natural world would be able to more easily adapt. At this point it's not clear how well the natural systems that help sustain all life on Earth will be able to adapt to the current rate of change.

    11. Re:Optimum Temperature by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Well, in the last two thousand years, we've had the Roman Warm Period, the Medieval Warm Period and the Little Ice Age. So we've had some genuinely large variation.

      The difference between the height of the Medieval Warm Period and the Little Ice Age was about 1 degree C. That's pretty large but not as large as you seem to think.

    12. Re:Optimum Temperature by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Huge tracts of land in Canada and Russia are plagued by short growing seasons. Would a longer growing season in these regions allow us to grow more food to feed the (7 billion?) people of earth?

      Even if the temperatures get warmer in those regions it won't change the amount of sunlight they get. Many crops are very sensitive to day length. The winters will still get cold in those regions because of the short days. Many perennial crops won't be able to handle the cold winters.

    13. Re:Optimum Temperature by CaptainLard · · Score: 1

      Well, in the last two thousand years, we've had the Roman Warm Period, the Medieval Warm Period and the Little Ice Age. So we've had some genuinely large variation.

      ummm...if we're picking, perhaps the median of all that? Like I said?

      To clarify, when I said "what the global mean has been for the last few thousand years" I didn't mean "a singular worst case extreme". What we are essentially choosing is much worse than any of those worst case scenarios.

      Thanks for educating me on the medieval warm period by the way. Now I feel even worse about our current situation. That anomaly was 0.2C above the 2000 year average and now we're 0.5C above and rising at an exponentially faster rate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_Warm_Period). The roman warm period had climates similar to that of the year 2000....locally, not globally. Please tell me why we should just "let it ride".

    14. Re:Optimum Temperature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing that kills most crops (otherwise known as why harvest time happens when it does) is the cold, not lack of sunlight. Pushing back the cold edge of winter in Canada from late October into mid- or late November would add a significant amount of growing time for the many many crops we already grow here.

    15. Re:Optimum Temperature by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Hmm... lets see. In Edmonton, Alberta the sunrise and sunset times on November 15, 2014 are 8:00 am and 4:36 pm respectively. In Chicago, Illinois that day the sunrise and sunset times are 6:40 am and 4:30 pm. That's 1 hour and 16 minutes less daylight in Edmonton in the middle of November which I'd say is significant. Sunrise and sunset calculator.

    16. Re:Optimum Temperature by haruchai · · Score: 1

      How did those presumably photosynthetic plants cope with the several months of darkness that's part of the polar year?

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    17. Re:Optimum Temperature by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      Thanks. I'm familiar with the geographical location of antarctica during the cretaceous. You will of course be aware that climate conditions in the southern hemisphere below the mid temperate region is mostly driven by the strength of winds circulating around antarctica, but also that this was not the case during the cretaceous because antarctica was not surrounded by open sea at the time. So your remarks are alluding to climatic conditions that we will not see again unless you push another continent into antarctica and disrupt that pattern. Again, what is your plan to do so?

      Also please address the rest of my post.

  17. Future headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists Successfully Turn Down Earth's Thermostat
    Global Temperatures Return to 1800's
    Scientists Unable to Stop Global Cooling
    Longest Winter Ever Recorded
    Glaciers Advancing Around the World
    Scientists Claim Earth Has Entered a New Ice Age

    Fucking Scientists. Leave the damn thermostat alone.

    "The planet will be fine. It's the people that are fucked."
    ~ George Carlin

  18. Saw a movie about this involving a train by aristotle-dude · · Score: 2

    I think it was called Snow Piercer. Do we really want to do this?

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    1. Re:Saw a movie about this involving a train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely not. Don't want to live through that shitty, overhyped movie a second time.

    2. Re:Saw a movie about this involving a train by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Yes. Because it's absurd.

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    3. Re:Saw a movie about this involving a train by wasteoid · · Score: 2

      No, we really don't want to watch that awful movie (I've seen it).

    4. Re:Saw a movie about this involving a train by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      I watched it just last night and I have to disagree, it is a pretty decent movie. Like every movie it has some parts that don't make a lot of sense, but over all I liked it quite a bit.

    5. Re:Saw a movie about this involving a train by delt0r · · Score: 1

      It didn't have a Hollywood ending. So most people are going to hate it. Of course if it did have a Hollywood ending they would all complain about boring boilerplate Hollywood plots.

      Despite all of this, all these people will still be queuing up for the next movie with the fist fulls of cash required for a ticket. Movies are making good money.

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  19. We already do that by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    We have already adjusted the earth's climate - both intentionally and unintentionally.

    We screwed up the ozone layer but are already well along the way to fix it. reference

    We can create conditions favorable for earthquakes (fracking) and we can redirect lava flows. reference

    The reason why people think climate can not be engineered is ignorance.

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    1. Re:We already do that by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      And it's ignorant to think we know enough to do it right. What we have is livable, even the most radical environmental global warming proponent's projections wont mean the end of life on this planet. Start adjusting things without an absolute certainty of what we're doing and this planet can become a snowball. Imagine frigid temperatures at the equator. It's happened in the far past and it could happen again.

  20. How about engineering the economy? by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the idea that we are going to engineer the environment is crazy and dangerous. The fact is we don't HAVE to keep dumping CO2 into the air. We can dramatically shift our priorities and resources to finding alternative energy.

    Granted, the economic incentives for clean energy aren't there right now, but is capitalism a suicide pact?

    1. Re:How about engineering the economy? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Granted, the economic incentives for clean energy aren't there right now, but is capitalism a suicide pact?

      Sort of, but it would be hard to literally kill ourselves with it. This problem should sort itself out within the next 10-20 years, as long as nobody invents an enforcement droid first.

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    2. Re:How about engineering the economy? by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      The fact is we don't HAVE to keep dumping CO2 into the air.

      We tried that but the environmentalists said they preferred coal to nuclear.

      Granted, the economic incentives for clean energy aren't there right now, but is capitalism a suicide pact?

      No, but so far it's proven to be the least stupid way to do things.

    3. Re:How about engineering the economy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As an environmentalist, I'd say that I prefer nuclear in leagues to coal and other "dirty" fuel sources. A lot of my environmentalist friends agree, and it tends to be people who are outside of the more nitty-gritty details of finding workable solutions to stop global warming now who get so upset about nuclear power. They conflate nuclear power with Chernobyl (when modern plants are far more advanced and also not run by the Soviets) and Three Mile Island (which actually didn't cause all that much damage?) and then think that nuclear waste means we're going to have millions of drums of radioactive materials GIVING EVERYTHING CANCER - nevermind the amount of isolated desert sites they've found for spent fuel disposal (and how much of that fuel can be recycled too, if at cost).

      I mean, I live in the desert, and it is barren out here. I don't get it? There's huge occupied swaths, sure, and it's good not to mess around with farmlands, but a lot of it isn't even good for wildlife, and there's been pretty good proposals to make clear what's a waste site even if you don't speak English, and are from 500 years from the future or whatever.

      It's FUD, plain and simple. People can couch it in "Well, it's still a non-renewable resource and we need to focus on solar, wind, and hydroelectric power for renewable sources that won't deplete on us" but that's a similar argument to refusing a tourniquet because it's only going to stop the bleeding, not stitch up the wound.

    4. Re:How about engineering the economy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your hair-shirt neo-peasent prescriptions aren't politically feasible in the long term. People have figured out who you are and what you want. Australia has abandoned your anti-energy agenda. Japan has walked away from it as well. Your worldview works exactly as long as there is excess wealth to indulge it because it is a symptom of great wealth. The moment you run out of other people's extra wealth to piss away on boondoggles and extravagantly expensive `solutions' there is a backlash and they shitcan your anthro-hate with prejudice.

    5. Re:How about engineering the economy? by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

      No. They never tried it. What's this "other people's wealth" the Earth has resources and the human race has the capacity to do work.

    6. Re:How about engineering the economy? by Beck_Neard · · Score: 1

      The free market has proven itself incapable of dealing with the climate change issue. The problem is that the costs of climate change are going to be incurred too far into the future, and so despite being huge, they have little effect on the free market right now. They _will_ have a huge effect later on, but by then things could be so bad that it would be too late to do anything.

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    7. Re:How about engineering the economy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The free market is not really dealing with climate change because there isn't much in the way of market signals about it. (There's a small market of people willing to pay more for energy from renewable sources, but that's minor.) If you want the free market to have some effect, then a clearer signal like a carbon tax is in order. Then you can see what the free market will do.

      Note that in order to not mess up the economy too much, the carbon tax should be revenue neutral, meaning that the extra cost of items due to the tax is paid back in the form of a negative income tax.

    8. Re:How about engineering the economy? by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Quite a bit of those costs are being incurred right now. For example, Hurricane Sandy, flooding in Europe & the UK, prolonged droughts in CA, TX & Southwest, ever more damaging wildfires,etc.

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    9. Re:How about engineering the economy? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Nuclear is carbon free to very low carbon footprint yes. But it is not clear that it is all that economical. And politically it is always a hard sell, and that itself makes it more expensive over the normal very high initial capital costs.

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    10. Re:How about engineering the economy? by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      I agree, it's a well known issue called externalized costs. The known solution is Pigovian taxes. Costs get re-internalized and the market re-optimizes with the new price mix, problem solved. There you go, Libertarian and environment friendly, what's not to like? Unless of course you happen to own a bunch of coal power plants and the senators that go with them.

    11. Re:How about engineering the economy? by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just because it's the right solution doesn't mean it's likely.

    12. Re:How about engineering the economy? by Beck_Neard · · Score: 1

      A lot of people are suggesting carbon taxes, but I'm really skeptical that something like that will happen in America. Especially after the recent elections.

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    13. Re:How about engineering the economy? by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      Oh I agree, it's very unlikely politically even though it's the right way to solve the problem. There are too many vested interests in the current system. The most likely outcome is that eventually the cost dynamics will shift in favor of different power sources over coal even without the re-internalization of costs. This is already happening to some extent with natural gas.

  21. Already being done (cloud seeding) by 0x537461746943 · · Score: 1

    Countries (including US) are actively doing things to adjust the climate already. The sad part is we are already doing things to influence the climate that we have no clue how we are affecting things in the long term. We can't even come to a real conclusion on global warming and what is causing it... let alone figuring out what would happen if we try to correct it or adjust it purposefully. Even if we could adjust the climate temperature it could just be building us up for a much bigger natural adjustment to compensate.

    1. Re:Already being done (cloud seeding) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that cloud seeding has never been statistically validated.

    2. Re:Already being done (cloud seeding) by rahvin112 · · Score: 2

      Human emissions of CO2 are what is causing global warming. There is almost no scientific resistance to this idea. There are a bunch of people that own a lot of carbon based energy that have their fingers in their ears and a bunch of people like you that they've convinced of a story alternate to reality but there is no doubt what is causing global warming.

  22. Err on the side of warmth by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    If the climate were generally cooling, I'd agree with the thought we need to figure out how to stop or slow it.

    But a warming climate? That has far more helpful benefits than downsides for life in general and biodiversity across the planet. You have only to look at the jungle compared to that arctic to realize that...

    So please do NOT screw up whatever warming process is underway and move us to a cooling phase.

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    1. Re:Err on the side of warmth by toonces33 · · Score: 2

      You are assuming that a warming climate is more helpful, but you could have a warm dry desert which doesn't help any of us. Or it may be that in some areas it will be a desert - in others it might be more like what you describe.

      There are no guarantees that the outcome will be one to our liking.

    2. Re:Err on the side of warmth by mjm1231 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You have only to look at the jungle compared to that arctic to realize that...

      Unless you also compare the jungle to, say, the Sahara.

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    3. Re:Err on the side of warmth by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      There's this thing called a "desert," you should look it up.

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    4. Re:Err on the side of warmth by itzly · · Score: 1

      You first need a lot of water to make a jungle. High temperatures are only a secondary requirement.

    5. Re:Err on the side of warmth by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      You are assuming that a warming climate is more helpful, but you could have a warm dry desert which doesn't help any of us. Or it may be that in some areas it will be a desert - in others it might be more like what you describe.

      There are no guarantees that the outcome will be one to our liking.

      And "turning down the thermostat" does guarantee the outcome will be to our liking?

    6. Re:Err on the side of warmth by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      You have only to look at the jungle compared to that arctic to realize that...

      Unless you also compare the jungle to, say, the Sahara.

      Incidentally, the arctic is classified as a desert. There's very little precipitation, just like with any other desert.

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    7. Re:Err on the side of warmth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Gobi is a cold desert, with frost and occasionally snow occurring on its dunes."

      Deserts are dry, lifeless, but not necessarily warm. Some say climate change increases atmospheric moisture content. The scarier predictions depend on this, treating it as a positive feedback.

    8. Re:Err on the side of warmth by rochrist · · Score: 1

      Assertion, pulled out of your ass, with absolutely no supporting evidence.

    9. Re:Err on the side of warmth by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Many jungles, such as the Amazon, have very poor soil and only function because of rainfall and an interconnected ecosystem. That sort of interconnectedness is the antithesis of modern large scale monoculture farming. You need to be able to foster the production & maintenance of soil - or use a lot of petrochemical based fertilizer.

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    10. Re:Err on the side of warmth by haruchai · · Score: 1

      However we do it, we'd be turning down the thermostat to a setting we've lived through in the present & recent past.

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  23. Fortune cookie by lurker412 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It seemed remarkably appropriate that this was the cookie at the bottom of the thread:

    "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."

    -- Bertrand Russell

    1. Re:Fortune cookie by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."

      That would suggest those people all have in common that doubts inhibit action, and that they just have different and not very good approaches to resolving that conflict. The best way is have action without removing the doubts.

      And that is relevant for the climate change debate. Because for instance a blocker is "nothing can be done unless we agree there is human made climate change". But you don't need to be blocked by that and the engineering approach that for instance Freeman Dyson advocates(global soil management) does not rely on proof that humans are the cause or even that the climate predictions will all come true. It just offers control over whatever happens.

    2. Re:Fortune cookie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, but, but... There is a consensus!

  24. inb4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they restart HAARP

  25. Acid rain is our friend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His proposed experiment to help things is to emit some sulfuric acid into the atmosphere.

    We work real had to burn non-sulfer coal to prevent this.

    Perhaps we need to to only burn coal with just the right amount of sulfer?

  26. Yikes! by Optic7 · · Score: 1

    Let's hope that Harvard teaches their engineers more restraint, balance, common-sense, concern for the common good, and other things that are positive for society and the world than they teach their MBAs.

  27. Re:Chemtrails by skaag · · Score: 1

    Said the anonymous coward.

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  28. Re:Chemtrails by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

    I can't tell whether you're joking, or totally delusional.

  29. Sun shade by mbone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am convinced we will eventually build a sunshade, out at the first (inner) Earth-Sun Lagrange point. It won't help with ocean acidification, but it would make a global thermostat possible.

    And, it will be good practice on fixing Venus.

    1. Re:Sun shade by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Someone ought to figure out how much reduction there will be in agricultural output due to the reduced sunlight first.

    2. Re:Sun shade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why? nothing is wrong now.

    3. Re:Sun shade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the idea of letting them practice on Venus! Very good idea. Seeing as we'll be heading out of our warm inter-glacial and back into the ice age some time in the next 2000 years let them cool another planet and maybe learn enough to keep this one from going back to the freezer.

    4. Re:Sun shade by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Why worry about ocean acidification. The fish will/are all long gone before that is going to be a problem.

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  30. reminds me of by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    I was just arguing with ultra conservative dumbfucks on Facebook who think climate change is a media conspiracy. Now that they're shrunk to like 3% of the population (and their own stupidity is hopefully killing them off) I think we have a level of support that could actually get this done. I think we have numbers from 10,000 years ago from trees. We have numbers from Mt St Helens. We have numbers from more recent volcanoes. We have simulations over years from nuclear weapons. We also have giant food reserves in bunkers. I say go for it.

  31. Let's go out of our way to alter the ecology. by mmell · · Score: 1

    What could possibly go wrong?

  32. Err on the side of cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the climate were generally warming, I'd agree with the thought we need to figure out how to stop or slow it.

    But a cooling climate? That has far more helpful benefits than downsides for life in general and biodiversity across the planet. You have only to look at the jungle compared to that arctic to realize that...

    So please do NOT screw up whatever warming process is underway and move us to a warming phase.

    1. Re:Err on the side of cool by rochrist · · Score: 1

      Very bad sock puppetry. -5

  33. RE:RE:RE:RE: the thing someone said by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

    1. Since these scientists are a long way from sure about which projection/simulations they do are correct, wouldn't such Geo-engineering would be pointless?

    2. The Geo-engineering we are talking about here "typically consists of dispersing sulfate aerosols - sulfuric acid - into the atmosphere". FFS that's like the way doctors treat people by pumping them full of drugs instead of treating the causes of disease. Have these scientists considered re-forestation, perhaps schemes to take back deserts, schemes to replant woods and forests across the EU and America etc where there were forests previously and looking at ways to stop the destruction of the ocean habitats.

    3. Reducing CO2 emissions, isn't that Geo-engineering?

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  34. Fact denier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    18 years of no raising global temperatures, according to latest IPCC report. The same group who has never once made a correct prediction on future climate, but are now 98% certain on their predictions and have ignored the actual recent historical data.

    Who is dumb now? People who look at facts or people like you who ignore them?

  35. Carbon Offsets as geo-engineering. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, sure, lets do geo-engineering. How you say? Well, since we seem to be most concerned about global climate change due principally to CO2 emissions, would it not be in our best interests to simply start with CO2 removal? How much do we remove? How about the same amount we put in, plus 10%.

    So lets get with the program, and build a massive CO2 offset facility. I would suggest something that contains a large amount of chlorophyll, preferably is self-sustaining, and has little or no negative environmental impact. I'm sure we can all think of something.

    How about fucking TREES to start with.

    Why not simply reforest the entire mid-west for starters. There's lost of unused military reserves which could surely be planted with LOTS of trees. Then hey, you know that desert in Nevada? Why not forest that too? And while we're at it, why not use solar power to extract CO2 into carbon sinks as well.

    And if we're worried about rising sea levels, why not just take water OUT of the sea, and store it somewhere. I'm sure we could purify it, or use it to grow fish at the same time. We could easily install pumps that would say oh, replenish the Hoover dam, powered by renewables, this could be easily done.

    1. Re:Carbon Offsets as geo-engineering. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And at the same time, we could use the polar caps to store the excess ocean water. We wouldn't even need tanks, it would just freeze.

  36. My first post got eaten by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    So herewith, a repost: If we really are changing the climate, we're already geoengineering, so why not geoengineer the world back to normal? The biggest problem with doing so would be defining "normal". Russia and Canada like the world a little warmer, and are not going to appreciate our refreezing it.

  37. There's prior art of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Harvard scientists should watch The Matrix, specifically the scene in which Morpheus shows to Neo what happened when we changed the climate on Earth.

  38. Unintentional Geoengineering by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    On a side note, can you imagine the United Nations agreeing to a planetary geoengineering plan? I can't.

    Yes I can, actually. And they will. The question is, how many billions of people are going to die before this happens. Climate change is occurring, this is a hard fact. Most times in nature, change doesn't precipitate gradual linear effects, but rather a tipping point where things happen very rapidly. Sooner or later, we are going to cross an environmental tipping point, and you will see some sudden massive flooding or crop failure and a lot of people will die.Hopefully, not too many, but I suspect that it is going to be a lot. You might even see some wars of extermination fought over critical resources, such as potable water supplies.

    The simple fact is, people cannot continue their current behavior. The way you live with a planetary population of 1 billion isn't the same when you have a planetary population of 10 billion. Either we will come to some global consensus about how we will fix this problem, or vast numbers of people will die and the population will be reduced to the point where change isn't needed. Nature will 'find its level' in any event.

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  39. Re:Optimum Temperature for a Maunder Repeat? by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    You tweak a bit on the cooling side and get a repeat of the Maunder Minimum; then what?

    Do you lose 25% of the population by starvation and freezing again as before?

  40. What could possibly go wrong?... by mspohr · · Score: 0

    We've been conducting a geo-engineering experiment by increasing the CO2 content of the atmosphere and, so far, it isn't going well.
    What makes anyone believe that any further meddling with the climate would not have severe unintended consequences?

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  41. Get the basics right first by benjfowler · · Score: 1

    If we can't even manage to do the easy things, like limiting human population growth, re-wilding, going after polluters and corporate liability-dumpers, switching away from fossil fuels, etc etc etc, what chance are we gonna have to to do **HARD** stuff, like modifying the weather??

    Geoengineering, like CCS, is bullshit trotted out by pro-business 'conservatives' to claim that even if climate change *IS* humanity's fault, then we have an excuse to do nothing, because our grandkids will take care of the problem.

    I wouldn't expect anything less from greedy, clueless, Me-generation conservatives, to be honest.

  42. The Ambulance Chasers will LOVE this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you imagine the lawsuits once you start monkeying with the climate?

    Lose your crops because of drought/flood/frost? Lawsuit
    Smash your car in a snowstorm? Lawsuit
    Lose you boat in a storm? Lawsuit
    Little Suzy's birthday party has to be canceled because of rain? Lawsuit

  43. Fixing one aspect and not another by Shadow+IT+Ninja · · Score: 2

    The article is specifically talking about Solar Radiation Management (SRM). This is adjusting temperature by reflecting more heat back to space, not by reducing CO2 emissions or sequestering CO2. So any other effects of increased CO2, such as ocean acidification, remain in place.

  44. No by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

    Capitialism is destroying the environment, it is a very stupid way to do things. It will be the end of us.

    1. Re:No by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      I completely agree, the problem is that all the alternatives we've tried so far are even worse.

  45. Re:RE:RE:RE: the thing someone said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shhhh..... no on likes it when someone says the emporer has no clothes....

  46. Tech perspective, that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Capitalism is bad because it causes global warming" is a tech argument. Mos GAs would say something like "Global capitalism is a lousy system, global warming or not."

  47. Wrong, moisture comes from evaporation. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    You are assuming that a warming climate is more helpful, but you could have a warm dry desert

    Wrong. A warmer climate releases more moisture into the atmosphere from the oceans, which winds up on land. You always have a net positive effect on moisture...

    This has also been noted in explanations of why snowfall amounts are up in some areas.

    Deserts are the result of specific weather patterns not allowing moisture to flow to a region, but it always goes somewhere...

    We also have proof of this simple fact, the medieval warm period was a fair amount warmer than we are now, and it was in fact a great time for agriculture.

    Lastly, you are again ignoring jungles which are as hot as deserts... you seem to think that a great amount of heat automatically means desert which is very far from the truth.

    But the most rise we are predicted to see anyway is about 2-3C.

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  48. Uhm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Famous Last Words......

  49. Tell them to speak to Dyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell these children to speak with Freeman Dyson before they go out and wet themselves.

  50. Can I have it a bit warmer please? by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    I would like the temperature raised by 10ÂF. That would be most pleasant. Oh, wait, we're already making significant progress on that! Bravo! I like.

    (If you want to complain about warming please move to Vermont or Maine, or any other northern region this time of year. We'll show you why warming is such a great idea!)

    1. Re:Can I have it a bit warmer please? by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

      How about if you just move south? That way you could get the warmer climate you want, and the rest of us don't have to deal with coastal flooding, desertification, etc.

    2. Re:Can I have it a bit warmer please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Desertification and all that is a myth created by the media and econites to confuse you. The costal flooding is actually minimal and just a correction. Coast lines have been much higher and lower in the past - in fact, lower by over 100 meters. Knowledge of these sort of realities of the history of the world blows the lid off the nonsense being propagated about global warming. Yes, there are very real problems with pollution but the whole CO2 / global warming thing is a game to distract you from more serious issues and to let the carbon traders make money off it. You've been scammed.

  51. Remember: These are the same people... by stox · · Score: 1

    who gave us the Harvard MBA.

    That hasn't worked out so well.

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  52. Arguably not the GMO that caused harm here by Chirs · · Score: 1

    I would suggest that the GMO itself isn't actually harming anything. Rather, it's the regulatory framework around it that let Monsantu patent gene sequences and then sue farmers over them.

    In many cases direct genetic modification is *less* intrusive than other techniques of creating more suitable species of plants...the non-GMO method generally involves forcing random mutations via chemicals/radiation and then selecting for the traits you want. Of course there may be a bunch of other mutations that you didn't select for/against that could cause problems in people.

    1. Re:Arguably not the GMO that caused harm here by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I would suggest that the GMO itself isn't actually harming anything.

      And I would disagree.

      Societal / economic issue aside, when an altered genome that was controversial in the first place, and was promised not to be cross-fertile, proves otherwise and starts cross-pollinating other strains uncontrollably, we should take that as a strong warning.

      Ever read Jurassic Park? The book, not the movie.

    2. Re:Arguably not the GMO that caused harm here by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      In many cases direct genetic modification is *less* intrusive than other techniques of creating more suitable species of plants...the non-GMO method generally involves forcing random mutations via chemicals/radiation and then selecting for the traits you want. Of course there may be a bunch of other mutations that you didn't select for/against that could cause problems in people.

      However, we do not know what long-term unintended consequences there may be to this type of gene modification, because there has been no long term. While selective breeding of natural mutations -- even of a relatively "forced" variety -- has been around for millennia.

      The point being that one method is time-tested and the other one not. We don't have any long-term examples of jellyfish genes crossed with plant genes. We do have evidence that bacterial and viral genes have invaded other organisms, but again those we have evidence of were very long ago and have had eons to weed out any bad variants or effects.

      I do agree, however, that the regulatory system is faulty.

    3. Re:Arguably not the GMO that caused harm here by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I'd say it's the implementation that's the problem and not the idea. Regulation isn't helping because it has just raised the barrier to entry so that Monsanto can afford it for it's short lived hybrids that die out in a couple of generations but projects for things like using bananas for vaccine production (real project with successful results) can't. Trivial modifications such as hybrid tomatoes that taste like the "heirloom" varieties but can be shipped like the almost rock hard tasteless commercial varieties cost more than they could return - so that one is being done the slow hard way with a lot of crossbreeding. The researcher knows the gene sequence he wants but it could take a decade or two to get there without GMO.
      Thus GMO opposition has meant that only the solutions that can gouge the maximum amount of money Monsanto style are viable. It's been counterproductive and has resulted in only the stuff worth stopping making it through. That's my opinion anyway.
      Maybe if we could get some of the anti-vaxxers behind the idea of a vaccination treatment with no injections with scary preservatives, just eat a bit of raw banana that can be shipped 1/4 the way around the planet on a container ship. That could defuse the GMO opposition and turn it into the dodgy business practice of Monsanto opposition that it should be.

  53. Not going well is right, not the way you think by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    We've been conducting a geo-engineering experiment by increasing the CO2 content of the atmosphere and, so far, it isn't going well.

    You're right. As an experiment to show CO2 causes warming it totally has sucked, because it shows in fact the opposite - over a decade without warming even as CO2 emissions continue to increase.

    It's quite obvious at this point temperature changes have very little correlation to CO2 added to the atmosphere. Which was only logical one you realized what a tiny part of the atmosphere CO2 really is... so our percentage increases of it add little in terms of absolute amounts.

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    1. Re:Not going well is right, not the way you think by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      You're right. As an experiment to show CO2 causes warming it totally has sucked, because it shows in fact the opposite - over a decade without warming even as CO2 emissions continue to increase.

      Of course if you compare the scale of the warming caused by increased CO2 to the scale of temperature variations due to natural variation it's not surprising that over a decade or two natural variation can override the warming due to CO2. It's kind of like the tortoise and the hare, slow and steady often overcomes quick and mercurial in the long run.

    2. Re:Not going well is right, not the way you think by haruchai · · Score: 1

      "Over a decade without warming" - that's only somewhat true of the surface temps and not at all true of the ice caps & the ocean.
      You do realize just how much ice was lost from the Arctic sea, the Greenland ice sheet, the land-based ice of the Antarctic and the various glaciers during your "over a decade without warming"?? FYI, it's way more than a multigigametric cubicfuckton.

      You do realize just how much heat it takes to melt ice, right? That just converting a given amount of ice into water without raising its temperature requires as much heat as heating that volume of water from room temp to nearly boiling?? You are aware of that, right??

      I keep posting the link below for all the "no warming since whenever" folks. Let's how that some of you actually bother to read the post - you just might learn something.
      http://tamino.wordpress.com/20...

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  54. Not that simple by Chirs · · Score: 1

    Imagine you have a temperate zone with low-moderate precipitation. (Like the north american prairies, for example.)

    Now suppose a warming climate modified the weather systems so that some of that area got monsoon rains (washing away all the topsoil, flooding the cities, etc.) and the other part became a desert. The overall precipitation could be slightly net-positive, but it's vastly worse from a usefulness-to-humans standpoint.

    1. Re:Not that simple by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Historically that's not what happened, so why imagine the preposterous instead of the normal?

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  55. Re:Optimum Temperature for a Maunder Repeat? by CaptainLard · · Score: 1

    I'm sure you pedantic scamps have plenty of anecdotes to "disprove" any reasonable take on what average temperatures are ideal for creatures currently living on earth. Yours in particular (which I'd group under outliers) would be less of a concern today because we are not limited to technology of the 1600's.

    All I'm trying to say is it would be least disruptive to life on earth if we didn't suddenly create (among other things) a situation in which costal areas (where something like 90% of earth's human population lives) became unstable to the point where it was preferable for those 6 billion people to want to move somewhere else instead of trying to make the new situation work where they are at.

    In simpler terms, the most amicable situation for the vast majority of everything as it is now, is for temperature/climate to remain as it is now or change very very gradually. I'm ready more anecdotes to refute that, maybe attack grammar and spelling while you're at it /openingpandora'sbox.

  56. Blowback by h8sg8s · · Score: 1

    We can't even explain the current "non-warming" period or its causes, what makes us think that man-handling the climate will do more good than harm? Also, who decides who gets the rain and who gets the drought? Vast conclusions from half-vast data..

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  57. I dont care about denier. I care abotu screw up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, for all I ca re the denier can still deny all they want even if in 100 year the average temperature increase is double to what is predicted. But boy, climate change need wide change, and if we screw up that one and enter a positive feedback loop which destroy whole ecosystem (ocean) or worsen the problem ebcause of some nebulous side effect we did not understand today, what do you do then ? In normal case I am not a luddite, but here, frankly I would say one would need to do stuff with far far more precaution than normally. Even then I would say precaution principle, if your remedy has the potential to kill/destroy/screw things up more than the problem, then don't remedy. And we are speaking of a huge potential for problem here.

  58. Crock of Shit Harvard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For decades they've been boiling the ionosphere, seeding clouds, changing the weather and shaping where high pressure and low pressure systems move, ETC.. ETC... Stop with the disinformation to attempt covering up the most diabolically abominable acts on earth performed in secrecy but in broad daylight before the world audience you fucknuts. Aluminum is NOT benign in the environment. The fucking nanochips falling from the sky and embedding in festering sores is not a myth. You people are in fucking trouble. This whole world is in fucking trouble.

  59. Why overengineer? by estitabarnak · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that it's partially because Slashdot is a high-tech oriented site, but it seems like everyone skips to bizarre schemes before considering any of the really simple, really tame geoengineering options available. There doesn't need to be a fleet of aircraft spaying a mysterious chemical to increase Earth's albedo. There doesn't need to be a techniological marvel at the poles freezing CO2 out of the air. As with most things, simple is better.

    Look at endeavors like the Marin Carbon Project (links to published peer-review articles within) which diverts waste, composts it, puts it on managed grasslands and improves plant productivity. Some fraction of the plant biomass gets stored below ground for decades or centuries. The dairy farmers don't need to buy/import as much feed which saves them money (and is an additional CO2 offset). Initial numbers look like 1 ton of CO2 per hectare over a 3 year period from one application.

    I'm just not certain why we're looking so hard for lots of difficult solutions when there is so much low-hanging fruit. Some pretty simple changes in management practices (I'm looking at you, agriculture) can go a huge way to not only lowering CO2 emissions, but making land be significant net carbon sinks without compromising productivity.

    Disclaimer: In the past I worked with one of the lab groups involved with the Marin Carbon Project.

    1. Re:Why overengineer? by rochrist · · Score: 1

      You are rational. Rational does not do well at /.

  60. Yeah...no by DivineKnight · · Score: 1

    What this will do is turn climate into a tactical weapon. Christ, they've done it with everything else.

  61. people who don't know their History ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... first nations in the north american continent used to be gifted at enigneering their environment (through Ãf©cobuage)... it just cannot work with our laws ... that make private owners do whatever they want.

  62. Scientists say it time to start thinking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll agree with that much. As to geo-engineering, well that's not working out to well so far.

  63. and i quote... by MossStan · · Score: 1

    "mother nature started this war. now she wants to quit because she is loosing."

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  64. Re:RE:RE:RE: the thing someone said by Whorhay · · Score: 1

    There's a great idea, plant more forests. I think a great place to start would be to subsidize the planting of forests instead of Corn. Instead of forested land being taxed you get a check from the government for every acre of forest. Make the payouts scale in some way relative to the amount of carbon that the land is likely sequestering. Factor in how well it is maintained, conducting regular burns to get rid of excess dead underbrush that is a forest fire risk.

  65. Re:Optimum Temperature for a Maunder Repeat? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    Even if the Sun went into a new Maunder Minimum it wouldn't lead to a New Little Ice Age. There's far to much CO2 in the atmosphere now for that to happen. Scientists have analyzed the effect of a new Maunder Minimum and at most it would delay warming by 10 or 20 years.

  66. Re:RE:RE:RE: the thing someone said by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    3. Reducing CO2 emissions, isn't that Geo-engineering?

    You've got the logic backwards. Raising CO2 levels in the atmosphere over the last 200+ years has been geoengineering. Reducing CO2 emissions would be cutting back on the geoengineering.

  67. Yeah, lets play Zauberlehrling! by prefec2 · · Score: 1

    We do not know in detail how the climate system works. True, we have some understanding and we know what happens when we release CO2, methane, CFCs to the atmosphere. However, our models are never good enough to predict the outcome of specific effects we introduce to fix the other problems. Normally such things only work in Star Trek and you can run away in your ship if you fail (however they never fail in the series).

    But who cares? Lets play Zauberlehrling (engl. sorcerer's apprentice) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T... (poem from J.W.v.Goethe) and f*** up the climate. They are from Harvard, therefore that is a really brilliant idea. Well, after reading the original article, they (he) is more into lets address this research topic. Therefore, we need funding. Hello? We need funding for this very important thing otherwise we are all doomed or must stop driven SUVs which means we are all doomed. Thanks.

  68. Completely Predictable .. unlike the climate by fygment · · Score: 1

    Of course it would come to this.
    This is precisely what was wrong with politicizing climate change. Eventually, someone would want to _do_ something. Because that is precisely the kind of mindset of a person who gets involved in politics.

    Unfortunately, while we may explore what it is we can _do_, the repercussions of those actions are unknown. We do not understand our climate sufficiently to predict the impact of our actions.

    Need proof of that? Ask for the assumptions made in the existing crop of climate models and the sensitivity to perturbations of those assumptions.

    Fact: we can't predict the climate even when we don't mess with it, why do we think we can predict what will happen when we do?

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  69. Don't mess with mother nature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't mess with the environment! Unless you're an ivory tower academic, then it's ok.

  70. They already geoengineer the climate by REALMAN · · Score: 1

    Just see the thousands of water and soil samples with Barium and Aluminum thousands of times higher than the U.S. Government says is required to take action.

    Chemtrails, The Conspiracy that is true.

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  71. Measuring is really, really hard by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    For a long time I had tried to quantify the amount of air infiltration into my house using a measuring cup, a clock, and a humidity gauge. I am interested in this because I am interested in energy conservation, and I am interested in conservation owing to concerns about exhaustion of resources, which includes the resource of the atmosphere as a place to accept CO2.

    The idea is derived from mass balance. Humid outside air entering the house displaces dryer conditioned air leaving the house. If you measure humidity inside and outside, calculate the partial pressure of H2O vapor inside and outside, measure the condensed liquid from your dehumidifier or A/C drain, voila, you know the rate of air exchange.

    This is far from my own idea -- I read about it in a government report that came about in the "1st Energy Crisis" of the 70's and early 80's in the wake of the OPEC oil embargo followed by the Iranian Revolution. The usual way to measure air infiltration is with a blower door, but this way seems to require less fuss. The air infiltration number by this method, however, are "all over the place."

    What went wrong? I don't have any incontrovertible "science" quantifying any of this, but I have some guesses, hypotheses to some people, beliefs to others. One, the amount of air infiltration varies with wind speed. The whole idea behind the blower door is you apply a pressure differential way in excess of the wind pressure on the day of the test to control for that. Two, and this is just an intuition, the single-compartment model must be wrong. The walls of your house act as a sink for moisture, one that is ambient temperature dependent and also has significant lags in exchanging moisture with the inside air. Three, family members add humidity by bathing, cooking, and simply breathing, but I tried to control for this by taking measurements when I was alone and limiting time of showers, etc.

    I simply gave up on this method. The effect that air exchange will either increase the humidity level of the house or increase the water in your dehumidifier bucket is "science", yes, but it is a kind of incontrovertible hard science of mass balance. On the other hand, the effect I tried to measure appeared to be swamped by these effects for which I was unable to control. Furthermore, countering confirmation bias took a great effort of will -- you get these "runs" that "don't make sense" and then you get a run consistent with the model, and you go "aha, this makes sense, this is the infiltration level of this house." It is kind of like someone asks you "what kind of gas mileage you getting from your new car" and you report a favorable high reading from memory instead an average from your receipts and odometer reading showing a much lower number.

    Yes, there is the contingent that dares, "Take my SUV away when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the steering wheel." But there is also a contingent that knows how much the global temperature has increased in the last century and why, and when challenged starts getting all huffy and starts using four-letter words.

  72. We've mess up earth with all our innovations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...so let's innovate our way out of this mess.

  73. Stop the next ice age!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the "ice age is coming" of the 1970s becomes "global warming" in the 1980s/90s and has now morphed into "climate change" because the warming stopped 14-18 years ago. "Climate Change" is so nice because they won't have to change their scam's name every time the climate does something they don't expect .... like CHANGE! For goodness sake climate is always changing and humans for all their arrogance have very little to do with it. Urban heat island is proven and CO2 might have a 1 degree C change for each doubling.

    A question for everyone who thinks that CO2 controls the climate. How long with rising CO2 and flat or falling temperatures before you admit your theory is wrong? 20 years? 30? Never?

    All 5 of the major datasets (RSS, UAH, HadCRUT4, GISS, NCDC) show no warming for between 14 and almost 18 years. In that time CO2 has risen 8-10%.

    Here are 2 predictions. First I predict that CO2 will continue to increase because China and other countries don't care about CO2. They don't even care about real pollutants much less CO2. Second I predict it will get colder over the next 20-30 years. Why?

    Dr Libby in the 1970s said that "looking forward it will stay cold until the mid 80s (it did), then it will warm by about 1/4 degree F until the end of the century it did), then it gets cold". When asked how cold she was predicting a 1-2 degree F drop with an outside chance of a 3-4 degree drop.

    Dr Easterbrook in 2001 said the PDO was done it's positive warm cycle and that we were in for 25-30 years of cold weather. How cold? We have his good, bad and ugly predictions based on previous negative cold phases of the PDO.

    Why do I join with them and side with their predictions? While past performance is not a guarantee of future correctness it is a lot better record than the IPCC and their dozens of models of which none have been accurate. They are all based on CO2 controlling the climate and the other 2 are all cyclical natural cycles. I'll go with those who have a good track record at predicting future climate. Dr Libby is the most impressive as her prediction is 30+ years going and still accurate.

    If you want to read a great explanation of why the IPCC models are broken beyond belief there was a great article describing that and all the other problems with climate science by Dr Brown of Duke university (part of this includes his post on slashdot of all places)

    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/10/06/real-science-debates-are-not-rare/

  74. Re:Chemtrails by rochrist · · Score: 1

    Sometimes, I wonder if the percentage of slashdot population who really ought to be on medication is somewhat higher than the general population.

  75. No need for this by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    Now that the Republicans have a majority in Congress climate change will be abolished. It will not longer exist, Ted Cruz said so.

  76. I thought we were already doing this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The military and aerospace contractors have already been "experimenting" with this for years now on a global scale. Many think that is what HAARP is for. Perhaps Harvard should do a little more investing into what others are doing around them before announcing they've discovered something.

  77. Arctic Farming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's definitely possible in the long run, but for the next thousand years or so it's probably going to be what itzly suggested -- a thawed swamp. The first thing that will happen is that the land will subduct, as can be seen already in many places, and is obvious from the density differences in ice and water. Then the depression will likely fill with water; Alaska has millions upon millions of lakes of various sizes due to just this phenomenon. Either way, you will also start to get decomposition in a place where that has been limited to an extremely thin surface layer for millennia. Even without considering possible issues with clathrates, the thawing of the Arctic will produce a shit-ton of CO2. This process of decomposition will probably eventually lead to a deeper layer of topsoil suitable for farming, however, this process takes a Very Long Time (as opposed to desertification which can be extremely rapid).

    Your definition of a hothouse is also a bit off; consider that the poles will still have short growing seasons no matter what, although with sufficient daylight you can grow some seasonal plants to be quite large: take a look at some of the vegetables from the Alaska State Fair. Note the asterisks for the world records. It's also pretty stupid to extrapolate the prevailing weather conditions from one pole to another. I sincerely doubt that the Interior regions of either Siberia or North America will have much change. Being able to grow tropical plants does not in any way imply a tropical climate, nor a tropical growing season.

    100 million years ago, and 100 million years from today, Siberia might be the garden belt of the world. It's still going to be a cold, dark, frozen hell in the winter, and more importantly we don't get to pick what time we're inhabiting the world in. For this century and many to come, the Arctic will not be at all suitable for farming, especially in the sense of being a replacement for existing farming regions damaged by climate change. For a visual demonstration of this, I present this map of permafrost extent. Everything shaded blue is bad news for humanity.

  78. You're Completely Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right. We absolutely shouldn't mess with the climate -- CO2 emissions are dangerous and should be stopped.

    Hoist on your own petard there bud.

  79. Lessons from the past by starbird56 · · Score: 1

    Aren't we glad the scientists of the '70s were not followed blindly? http://www.washingtonsblog.com...

  80. Re:Optimum Temperature for a Maunder Repeat? by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

    Is that 10 or 20 years after the 20 years we just had for no explainable reason?

    --
    The new right fascists are bilingual. They speak English and Bullshit.
  81. Re:Optimum Temperature for a Maunder Repeat? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of reasons why the past decade+ has had a lower rate of temperature rise than expected. Among them are the current solar cycle was lower than expected, there have been some relatively small but regular volcanic eruptions putting aerosols in the atmosphere, aerosols from industrialization in SE Asia have suppressed temperatures somewhat, the PDO has been in a negative phase, La Nina's have dominated over El Nino's. Put those and some other things together and you get a lower rate of temperature rise. The oceans where over 93% of the heat goes have continued to heat up.

  82. Bookmark the above by dbIII · · Score: 1

    That post nails the "debate".

  83. YOU'RE Bunk by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

    We shouldn't be fooling around like this.

    I suppose you feel it's better that we continue to fool around blindly so long as money can be made in the process... lets let the invisible hand fix it right?

    Or even better, lets make it worse so that we can access the Antarctic and Arctic sources of oil faster. The military doesn't deny it, and are making strategies that consider it, because our enemies don't deny it either. And when you look at the actions of the oil companies in these regions, they're taking advantage of it too. There's about to be a veritable gold rush, and it can't happen so long as there's so much ice.

    It's obvious we don't understand, or are too corrupt and greedy to admit, that there's no problem.

    We are too corrupt and greedy to admit that there is a problem. A lot of money is on the line if we do something about it. So if you want to make money... everything is fine right? The invisible hand fixes it, and if not, then God is punishing us for permitting gay marriage.

    You have to understand the difference between weather and climate. The fact that we had one warm month is weather. It is not a long term trend. It is one month.

    Your next statement is kinda funny, having read this one. I guess we can't use anecdotes, but by-golly you can. In any case, cold months are also not indicative a long term trend. It's just weather. But, when you combine the data from all over the world, and not just one location that is hit by polar vortexes thrown from Canada, the trend becomes apparent. That is where the climate change data comes from.

    Of course, I'm wasting my time.

  84. You got a word wrong by dbIII · · Score: 1

    We tried that but the banks said they preferred coal to nuclear.
    Environmentalists had fuckall say in anything in the 1980s. If they really had the political power you suggest they did then we would have sorted out this climate change "debate" in the 1980s as well.

    1. Re:You got a word wrong by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      You're reading a symptom as a cause.

    2. Re:You got a word wrong by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, hippies running the worlds banks since 1945, funny how I didn't notice.
      Not sure why people like to pretend to be stupid to push their cause, but please stop doing it, it's demeaning and invites sarcasm at best or accusations of mental illness at worst.

    3. Re:You got a word wrong by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      That's certainly not what what I was saying. Activism and protest create costs and delay, that's the whole point. If you create enough cost and delay then projects can get canceled even when they're an improvement over the status quo. In that scenario, the protestors are directly responsible for the lack of improvement.

    4. Re:You got a word wrong by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Come on now. If you really think hippies convinced Thatcher and Reagan then I've got a bridge to sell you. Stop pretending to be so ignorant.

    5. Re:You got a word wrong by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      Why do you keep creating straw man arguments?

    6. Re:You got a word wrong by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I can only presume you are addressing that to yourself with your all powerful environomentalist strawman that does not exist. Thatcher and Reagan were real people, not strawmen, that really did cut back on nuclear power, and neither of them had a reputation as environmentalists.

  85. Worth watching this site for a few years by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Funny how you went from something like "there is no warming" to something like "but warming is good!"
    I await the next instalment.

    1. Re:Worth watching this site for a few years by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      There actually hasn't been warming (on average) for over a decade. But it makes it easier for lunkheads like yourself to get the message not to panic if I pretend like there is, and then point out warming doesn't matter - otherwise closed-minded zealots like yourself couldn't read past the initial message, even though scientifically accurate (I know you're not used to believing things with actual proof instead of faith behind them). People not panicking and doing stupid things as a result is my primary mission.

      I give it 50/50 we'll start seeing a cooling trend again in a decade or so. I give it zero percent chance you will ever see one.

      I'll let you have the last word because the pig and the lunkhead have much in common...

      --
      "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    2. Re:Worth watching this site for a few years by dbIII · · Score: 1

      So I am lunkhead by just repeating your words back to you? Interesting self-depreciating viewpoint there!
      Love your petty and insulting little "victory condition" too about the last word - what a truly spectacular lack of class.

  86. GMW & GMA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Genetically Modified Weather.

    In 20 years they will have to double the dose of chemtrails in the atmosphere to keep it working.

    And, then they will add to your utility bill a tax for breathing the genetically modified air which spilled over into your space because an atmospheric farmer drove by your property and spilled his GMA (genetically modified air) on your property.

    And, then you will have to contend with super-bad-weather that occurs as a result of GMW.

  87. Don't shade the Earth, there is a better way. by GeezerGeek49 · · Score: 1

    Many of the plans to engineer global cooling to reverse the effects of global warming involve partially shading the planet. This could have very bad unintended consequences because we need the light for plants. The problem with global warming isn't that we get too much sunlight: the problem is that the greenhouse gases trap the infrared radiation that we need to shed. Here is a solution to that and another problem. The other problem is that during the day, solar panels lose efficiency because they get hot. If solar panels were mounted onto a heat sink that conducts heat away from the cells and stores that heat, it would help keep the solar cells cooler and they would operate more efficiently. When the sun sets, the cells could swing away from he heat sink exposing a very dark surface on the heat sink. That would enhance the radiation of infrared light from the heat sink so that the heat sink would cool. Even though some of the infrared light would still be blocked by greenhouse gasses, more heat would be shed because of the efficiency of black body radiation, and because the radiation can be focused straight up minimizing the thickness of atmosphere it has to penetrate to escape Earth. Alternatively, large swaths of the earth's under-productive surfaces can be covered by heat sinks that have a reflective coating on one side and a black surface on the other. During the day it reflects light back into space and at night it flips around exposing its dark surface to space so it can radiate heat back towards space. This would also create jobs for people to build, install, and maintain the radiators.

  88. Chemtrails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The exact compounds geoengineers are talking about spraying in the atmosphere (aluminum, barium, and strontium) are currently being sprayed in vast quantities under black projects. This claim is not speculation, but based on precipitation and soil analysis. These are toxic compounds and the introduction of "geoengineering" a way of selling the public on these weather warfare programs as though it is good for us. They alter the electrical properties of the atmosphere for increased absorption of energy from the HAARP (among other) antenna arrays for the purpose of heating isolated pockets in the atmosphere and thereby altering the flow, duration, and intensity of weather events.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf0khstYDLA

  89. Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of engineering a bed to automatically clean up our filth, we could stop shitting in it to begin with.

  90. Re:Chemtrails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neither, I have actually researched the topic - aside from reading this one article - have you? I am an engineer with a background in robotics, mechanics, and electronics. There is a great deal of science that is not even touched on in our university system as it has been sequestered by the security state since it's inception after World War II under the premise of national security. We are only told half the story in our educational system, the half that does not endanger the agenda of TPTB.

  91. geoeng by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is time to examine Harvard idiots' skulls for any possible signs of brains left in them. I bet they don't have anything left

    otherwise they wouldn't be recommending doing moronic things like altering a chaotic dynamic system with unpredictable

    outcomes, a system nobody understands no matter what bullshit they claim, a system the whole fucking planet depends on.

  92. SURE!! by jafac · · Score: 1

    Just remember to get buy-in from ALL stakeholders, first!

    (good luck with that).

    --

    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    1. Re:SURE!! by jafac · · Score: 1

      Also; you can't call it "Engineering" if you don't have a process that is well-documented, tested, proven, and repeatable. Also: good luck with that.

      --

      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  93. Jane/Lonny Eachus goes Sky Dragon Slayer by khayman80 · · Score: 1

    I cited Llovel et al. because of their conclusion regarding the deep ocean. I have already stated what research I would have to do before I could responsibly make a claim that the globe was warming. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-25]

    No, you stated this:

    ... One thing I would have to check, just for example, is what those confidence intervals are given the multidecadal variability, which is not -- at least not uncontroversially -- known to any precise degree yet. What has been claimed to be a newly discovered variability in the Atlantic has turned up, for example. Not to mention that we know during La Niña periods of ENSO there tends to be storage, while during El Niño, more of a release. All these factors would need to be considered. Until I do, I neither agree or disagree. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-24]

    Jane, that's not research you'd have to do before claiming that the globe is warming. You'd only have to do that research before attributing the warming to a particular cause. The only research you have to do before claiming that the globe is warming is to read the last sentence in the Llovel et al. 2014 abstract, and ask yourself if the bottom edge of their confidence interval is positive. Is it?

    I cited Llovel et al. because of their conclusion regarding the deep ocean. I have already stated what research I would have to do before I could responsibly make a claim that the globe was warming. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-25]

    Once again, the Llovel et al. 2014 conclusion regarding abyssal ocean temperatures depends on the globe warming. I've already explained why. If you didn't understand the equations I wrote down, just ask for help. Once you understand those equations, you'll finally see why you can't cite Llovel et al. 2014 regarding abyssal ocean temperatures while also claiming that the globe isn't warming.

    I have frequently been astounded by your ability to find past information that suits your purposes, but when it comes to information that may serve to contradict your position, you suddenly appear to have never heard of Google. It is SO ridiculously easy to find references to issues with GRACE that I'm not going to bother to do it for you, and only an idiot would call that confirmation of a contrary position. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-25]

    Sadly, that's exactly the response I expected.

    I've written about many issues with GRACE, and released my source code. Here’s a quick link to browse the “control panel” of my code, followed by the top level of the program itself. All the functions used in that file are declared here and defined in full here.

    So Jane will have to be more specific. I've written about many issues with GRACE, but none that qualify as "rather huge problems".

    Past experienc

    1. Re:Jane/Lonny Eachus goes Sky Dragon Slayer by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Mr. Postma's derogatory phrases are why I've often been puzzled that Jane cites... Mr. Postma

      I cite Mr. Postma because he understands the physics of the problem better than you do.

      End of story.

      I found it very interesting that his followup article, which I also discovered just today, mentioned the same problem with your version of the physics of Spencer's experiment that I mentioned to you in our prior discussion. To wit:

      (a) Your math was fundamentally in error, in that you counted some radiated power twice, and

      (b) If your idea of the physics were correct, a heat source within a cavity of the same material would form a positive feedback loop and heat to infinity. Which of course is ridiculous. You never did adequately explain how your positive feedback could occur only once, and then stop.

      All in all, I found his arguments to be mathematically and physically sound, and yours not. That is why I have stopped arguing the point with you. Repeating unsound physics over and over is not going to make it more true, no matter how much you might wish it would.

    2. Re:Jane/Lonny Eachus goes Sky Dragon Slayer by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      In case my point wasn't clear, I'll spell it out explicitly:

      I don't give a damn if Postma is rude... as long as his physics is sound.

      Like me, he has had to deal with innumerable assaults by other rude people, who DON'T understand the physics. After a time, that does have an effect, and one gets to the point of having a short fuse. That's just human nature, when people are exposed to bullying and harassment for years on end.

      If people are bothered by his rudeness, and wonder what caused it, many of them need only look in a mirror. I have little sympathy for them.

    3. Re:Jane/Lonny Eachus goes Sky Dragon Slayer by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Good grief, not this nonsense again. I never described a positive feedback loop that occured only once, then stopped. In fact, several months ago I explained that the equations I'm using account for an infinite series of reflections. But as MIT explained, this infinite sum converges to a finite temperature.

      As usual, you have your context scrambled again.

      I was referring to your original "solution" to Spencer's problem, which you posted publicly on your website as a "refutation" of a comment of my own. Your explanation of how you found that solution led directly to a positive feedback loop, which I mentioned to you at the time. That has been a couple of years now.

      But you have never acknowledged your original error. Ever moving the goalposts, ever finding new "explanations" for how your "solution" somehow didn't ACTUALLY violate conservation of energy.

      This is why I don't engage you on this. My comments are only for the edification of other readers. You and I have been over this many, many times now, and your repetition of your BAD PHYSICS isn't going to make it any more true.

      It's pretty clear that Jane refuses to ask this simple question because he's just scared Prof. Cox (or any other mainstream physicist) will say "yes", which would mean that Jane's entire calculation is wrong, from the very first equation.

      It should be pretty clear to anybody who has actually been following these exchanges that I'm just not playing your game. My solution was already demonstrated to be true, and your solution was already demonstrated to be false. I have no obligation -- or reason -- to engage in your game of "No, but you HAVE TO do it this way...". Especially when "mainstream physicists" and textbooks on the subject say I don't.

      No, I don't have to do it according to your own ill-conceived notions. I already did it, my way... that is to say, the "mainstream physics" way.

      Have a nice day. Or not.

  94. Jane/Lonny Eachus goes Sky Dragon Slayer by khayman80 · · Score: 1

    So will Jane stop incorrectly claiming that the globe isn't warming, or will Jane stop citing Llovel et al. 2014, which depends on the globe warming? Or will he simply chug along without acknowledging this contradiction?

    Will Jane ever support his accusation about GRACE with a link to whichever WUWT article he thinks supports his accusation? Or will he simply keep making that accusation with no evidence whatsoever?

    Your math was fundamentally in error, in that you counted some radiated power twice... [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-25]

    Completely backwards, as usual. In reality, Jane didn't notice that his electrical heating power halved when the enclosing shell was added, because Jane counted radiative power twice.

    ... If your idea of the physics were correct, a heat source within a cavity of the same material would form a positive feedback loop and heat to infinity. Which of course is ridiculous. You never did adequately explain how your positive feedback could occur only once, and then stop. ... [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-25]

    Good grief, not this nonsense again. I never described a positive feedback loop that occured only once, then stopped. In fact, several months ago I explained that the equations I'm using account for an infinite series of reflections. But as MIT explained, this infinite sum converges to a finite temperature.

    Jane's never adequately explained why Venus is hotter than Mercury. Is Venus hotter than Mercury because of CO2, gray Oreos, or basketball player gloves?

    ... I don't give a damn if Postma is rude... as long as his physics is sound. Like me, he has had to deal with innumerable assaults by other rude people, who DON'T understand the physics. After a time, that does have an effect, and one gets to the point of having a short fuse. That's just human nature, when people are exposed to bullying and harassment for years on end. If people are bothered by his rudeness, and wonder what caused it, many of them need only look in a mirror. I have little sympathy for them. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-25]

    I've had to deal with innumerable assaults by rude people who don't understand the physics, and then accuse me of being rude and insulting without evidence. Somehow, I've managed to avoid accusing them of being "complete and utter idiots" who are brain dead and hate themselves and everything else and go far beyond Nazism and want to murder people.

    I cite Mr. Postma because he understands the physics of the problem better than you do. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-25]

    Actually, Jane's claiming that Mr. Postma understands the physics of the problem better than me, Prof. Brown, Dr. Joel Shore, th

  95. Not really by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

    Often times the problem is the US sanctioning countries or forcing them to agree to ridiculous debts. This has historically been the greatest problem with non-free market systems.

  96. Jane/Lonny Eachus goes Sky Dragon Slayer by khayman80 · · Score: 1

    ... I was referring to your original "solution" to Spencer's problem, which you posted publicly on your website as a "refutation" of a comment of my own. Your explanation of how you found that solution led directly to a positive feedback loop, which I mentioned to you at the time. That has been a couple of years now. ... [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-27]

    Once again, I explained that the equations I'm using account for an infinite series of reflections. But as MIT explained, this infinite sum converges to a finite temperature. If Jane thinks he's found a mistake in MIT's derivation, please let everyone know exactly where.

    And Jane, that wasn't a couple of years ago. I refuted your Sky Dragon Slayer nonsense 3 months ago, not a couple of years ago. It probably just feels like years because you've been cussing and screaming and insisting you're right and I'm wrong for hundreds of pages. Seriously, look at the index at the top of that comment, which has links to this never ending “conversation” LINK, LINK, LINK. BACKUP 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

    But you have never acknowledged your original error. Ever moving the goalposts, ever finding new "explanations" for how your "solution" somehow didn't ACTUALLY violate conservation of energy. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-11-27]

    Jane, have you ever considered the possibility that I didn't make an error, and that you simply don't understand physics as well as professional physicists do? For instance, you screwed up the very first equation because you don't know how to apply conservation of energy to a boundary around the heated source. I've tried to show you how to derive that equation, but you've repeatedly refused. Why?

    Furthermore, you won't even ask a physicist you respect if electrical heating power depends on the cooler chamber wall temperature. This would be even easier than writing down a single equation. Just ask Prof. Cox (or any other mainstream physicist) and their answer might finally help you see why your Sky Dragon Slaye

  97. Jane/Lonny Eachus goes Sky Dragon Slayer by khayman80 · · Score: 1

    Oops, 4 months ago. Still not a couple of years.