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First Star War Episode 7 Trailer Released
Midnight Thunder writes: The first trailer for Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens has been released. (YouTube link.) This is the first real opportunity to get a feeling for whether childhood dreams will be crushed or Disney, with the help of JJ Abrams, will be able to breath new life into the story without making it feel like a merchandising excuse.
will be able to breath new life
Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
"Breath" is not a verb, Soulskill.
...YouTube's Safety Mode won't show the video in the direct link to me unless I turn the 'safe for viewing' mode off...
"without making it feel like a merchandising excuse."
But if it doesn't feel like a merchandising excuse, it just won't feel like star wars. Even the original trilogy had that feel. Every alien, ship and droid seems to whisper 'action figure in stores soon.'
They also should also rename them to spoilers!
Sitting here, watching it, I'm reminded of how awesome the trailer was for Episode 1 a long time ago and the reaction it got.
So there I was, scribbling down some notes off the PC screen by hand, when I reached for the keyboard and Ctrl-S'd.
This will be successful.
Hey look, hilts that will take off your thumb.
Also I found one lens flare which is probably about right given how little they actually showed..
I just realized that all of JJ Abrams' movies are the same style. That only hit me while seeing this trailer.
Also there's a robot playing soccer in it, and I wish Mr. Sith good luck in not searing his own wrists off.
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Let's face it, it is a merchandising excuse.
Di$ney will have fresh Star Wars everything on sale.
The movie will be guaranteed to have some cloyingly cute character which can be marketed to kids.
Taco Bell and McDonalds will have special toys.
They'l re-re-re-re-release extended cuts or special editions of the damned movies.
Little children will have R2D2 pyjamas and underpants. And diapers. And sippy cups. And hats. And halloween costumes.
Disney will eventually put out 9 more movies, of ever diminishing artistic merit.
There will be friggin' Ewok porn.
I'm nostalgic about the first series. I mostly liked the second series but it had some issues.
But I tried to watch Episode I with my wife, and within five minutes of Jar Jar Binks appearing on screen she said "if he's in the rest of this film I'm leaving". So now if I want to watch it I'm on my own, and the pod racer scene is mostly how I calibrate my home theater.
I honestly can't decide if I will see this or not.
But let's not for a minute pretend this is being done for any reason besides the zillions of dollars Disney expects to wring from this franchise.
If they were doing a billion a year in merchandising for Cars years after it was released, you won't believe the marketing blitz which will accompany this.
Lost at C:>. Found at C.
Nice work on the contrails. No Jar Jar. Hey, it's a teaser but I like what I see so far.
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1. Aren't you a little black to be a stormtrooper?
2. A beach ball droid?
3. Oooo! Nice X-Wing shot. Okay I might go and watch this.
4. That sword's a bit silly. You're still going to lose a hand if the light-sabre slices through the metal bit!
5. Millenium Falcon! Woohoo!
Oh please please please be good.
So far the tech seems dirty and gritty. Held together by duct tape and prayers. It's what I liked about (most) of the original trilogy and was largely missing from the prequels. If other trailers retain that feel I may be willing to give this movie the benefit of doubt, but I will certainly not wait up for the Thursday midnight release showing.
This trailer is getting lots of hype but has very little content. I know, it's only 88 seconds long but really what is in it? Not much. Yeah. we see the Millenium Falcon again. We see a spiffy new kind of multi-blade light sabre. We see some other clever method of moving around faster than the best that us poor feeble humans can walk. We see some other nifty little robot. But none of that really tells us much about the movie itself; it could just as well be a teaser for Disney's toy catalog for next Christmas.
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Looks like JJ can do action scenes but just throws in stuff "to make it interesting"...like a lightsaber cross-guard! Also the intro dialogue? Phantom Menace level bad.
The initial shot is obviously pre-finished. It slowly builds from raw to production level scenes. I have high hopes, but it will have bad parts.
Often wrong but never in doubt.
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... should have stayed as a trilogy.
Political correctness is really just herd psychology pushed by insecure people who desperately seek social conformity.
X-wing shot: 'Hey I thought it wasn't safe for x-wings to fly in an atmosphere with the s-foils deployed.'
Millenium Falcon shot: I hope he's got a new pilot, because I think Han's getting too old for this. Also: 25+ years later and they're still using original TIE fighters?
That's not something you can do to a lightsaber goddammit. And why to the crossguard beams look like they're on fire?
Most of the trailer is CGI, which makes sense at this point. The movie won't be released for another year, so this early on most of the finished shots would be fairly generic CGI stuff that was being worked on in parallel to the main shooting. The hard part is all the editing and incorporating CGI into the shots with the actors, and they've only just wrapped up the shooting this month. That's what they'll be working on for the next several months.
One thing about the lightsaber scene, at first I was like "that's a lame gimmicky lightsaber", but then looking at it more closely, it doesn't have a pure even glow like a normal lightsaber. It looks more like fire and less refined. So my hunch is that sith guy had to figure out how to fabricate the weapon on his own without any guidance, so it's this crude, barely controlled weapon that has to vent extra energy so it doesn't blow up or melt or something. Yeah, that was a pretty geeky analysis.
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First Star War Episode 7 Trailer Released
Wasn't singular "Star war" one of the subtitles in the infamous "Backstroke of the West" bootleg? (Pic)
I was chomping at the bit for all three Lord of the Rings movies, and for every single Harry Potter movie, and I certainly enjoyed the original Star Wars trilogy as a kid.. but not so much the 'prequels', and my subject line pretty much sums up my level of enthusiasm for this. It just seems like so much piling-on the Star Wars gravy train. Also I'm still pissed at J.J. Abrahms for his piss-poor attempt at making Star Trek movies, and over time have become a little disgruntled over how Lost ended, although I rather liked Fringe. I think the man should stick to television, and I'll wait to see what other people say about this new Star Wars before I bother myself to go see it. Chances are about 50/50 that I'll end up waiting for it to be rentable on-demand and watch it at home instead of going to a theatre.
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Doesn't JJ know that Ion Engines don't generate enough thrust to propel so much as a paper airplane through atmosphere, much less an entire TIE-Fighter And even if those Twin Ion Engines could generate enough thrust, TIE-Fighers don't have control surfaces or the proper aerodynamics to fly?!?!?! Is he that big of a moron or is he purposely out to make the sequels worse than the prequels? And don't get me started on the sheer stupidity and uselessness of the crossguard on that Sith's lightsaber UTTER IDIOCY!
but it clearly just gets worse in the future. There's no doubt there will be plenty of catwalks with no guard rails and plenty of other Imperial style over substance. It's remarkable though that light sabers just get more treacherous to use. The flaming laser guard on the evil light saber in the teaser looks like a great way to lose and arm and frankly just didn't look all that cool. After not really understanding Star Trek and what made it amazing, JJ Abrams will bring his special brand of ruination to the Star Wars franchise. Thanks, Disney. Thanks.
Django Fett, the "D" is silent.
You comment on the TIEs (which actually have been mentioned as flying in atmosphere throughout the extended universe if not in any 'canonical' sources), and totally overlook the X-wings with s-foils deployed flying in the atmosphere. (I think they possibly did that in the X-wing Rogue Squadron videogame, but I was under the impression they weren't meant to be deployed in the atmosphere. Certainly not at the speeds and altitudes shown in the trailer. Although it's possible since I wandered out of Star Wars around the time the X-wing novels came out that I just missed references to them.)
Princess Leia ain't never had no sex with Han Solo in the Star War.
It's called "space cheese", and you can't ruin the Star Wars universe by adding more cheese, because the entire thing was made of cheese to begin with! It's kinda its whole schtick.
"Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
That looked more like I was watching the trailer to a MMORPG video game with all the reused assets and sounds.
How is this automatically "homoerotic"? Girls don't "sip" from "straws"??
you had me at #!
... or is all the whining about a *black* stormtrooper on the youtube comment thread beyond embarrassing.
Lame!
"Let's move the Yavin/Trench run down onto the surface of a planet"
"Ya, that sounds awesome, we could have X-Wing's carving their way down a shallow mountain pass with a lake it it"
"Oh my god yes... Rooster tails, we need rooster tails on the X-Wing's"
"...and that scene, in the forest with the Sith lord, it's missing something, he looks really cool, like a Knight of old"
"Oh I know, let's put tiny little light-sabre hilt things on his sabre, kinda like a hilt, that would be cool"
"Oh, and we have to make something that will work for the Lego franchise, so let's make sure the design for her Speeder Bike to be really blocky"
"Ya, and we have to have robotic humor, cause that's a staple, since clearly Jar Jar was an utter failure"
"Hold up, we are not allowed to speak oh him that shall not be named. How about a soccer ball with a head, that would be cute, the kids would love that"
"And what about a homage to Space Balls? We should do that."
"How about a really scared looking black man in a storm trooper uniform, minus his helmet. There's your space balls homage right there."
"Ya, let's start with that. Make him all sweaty and scared looking, and have him pop up from the bottom with scary music, on a desert scene"
"Ya...
and on and on it goes.
Really great trailer, but I fear that the trailer will be the best thing out of Star Wars 7. Something definitely indeed has awakened (Dune reference anyone) and it's likely going to be the wrath of the fans after Disney completely trashes the entire franchise.
A word to JJ A. Get as much money as you can out of this, and then free yourself from the shackles that is Disney.
black space where stars don't shine scenes. And I can't wait for it to be listed on The Piratebay....
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And space cheese is a perfect appetizer for the main course for a Holiday Special near and dear to our hearts.
I'm not saying it looks bad, I'm just saying it looks like what talented college students were doing for their end of year projects...
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50 seconds worth of film in the trailer and it includes a bloody lens flare.
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At least the Firefly verse is safe from him!
Why does he gave a lightsabre with a cross-guard made out of two mini lightsabres? The cross-guard is to protect the fingers, not amputate them
There's no doubt there will be plenty of catwalks with no guard rails [...]
The imperial senate decided that there was no need for OSHA.
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You can't tell anything from a trailer other than how much they're willing to spend on special effects (and how much they're willing to ignore canon). The real test is whether or not the story is any good, and we'll just have to wait and see. Honestly I doubt it, but here's hoping. Also, friggin' shakey cam! Boo!
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JJ may make the first Star Wars movie (besides Spaceballs) that doesn't suck.
I don't give a rats ass about piddly crap like light saber hilts, I just want a movie that has actual dialogue, plot and acting.
If I can watch it without cringing it will be better than any of the other star wars movies, so it doesn't need much to be a vast improvement.
I've seen this trailer shared around Facebook all morning and many of my friends who are long time Star Wars fans are optimistic, based on the little bit shown.
Personally, I feel like part of the reason the original 3 movies were viewed as so superior to episodes 1-3 had a lot to do with the limitations of the technology of the time preventing everything from being "overdone".
Starr Wars featured enough visually amazing things (from the Imperial Star Destroyer coming on the screen and viewers slowly realizing just how massive it was, to each one of the interesting robots) that appreciating them fully required not cluttering the scenes up with too much other eye candy or content. Back in 1977, that wasn't an issue because it was difficult and time-consuming enough to create these things that nobody would make the mistake of putting too many of them in one scene.
The computer CGI capabilities of today made it too easy to make scenes too "busy" and cheapen the value of individual creatures, backdrops, weapons, spaceships or robots. The prequel movies felt like they were trying to see how many thousands of objects they could render at the same time in some of the battle scenes. (EG. Jedi knights chopping and hacking away at robots in wave after wave.) Believability suffered.
If they go back to simple sets like the desert of Tatooine and stop going "CGI crazy" with every single background, I think there's a good chance they'll achieve the original Star Wars feel we all know and love. (And yeah, no insipid characters like Jar Jar either.)
Should never have occurred.
Seriously, this is much better than the new episodes:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c3B18gAJyc
putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
This looks like every American action movie that has come out in the last 5 years. I would not have been surprised if Micheal Bay had done this. Pass.
There's no doubt there will be plenty of catwalks with no guard rails [...]
The imperial senate decided that there was no need for OSHA.
And of course that was the REAL reason that thing was called "Death" Star by the people working there.
It's probably going to turn out like those new Star Trek movies where you will have a lot of screaming, over dramatic, and explosions all over the place and very little story.
I am going to bet that it will be "utterly forgettable" just as anything else JJ Abrams has directed.
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This looks about as exciting as another fucking hobbit movie, which is to say not at all.
I found all the characters and political groupings in Star Wars unlikable. Go ahead, kill each other, see if I care.
And an aloe strip. Call it Mach3Turbo!
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
...until bastards go to four blades.
Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip.
Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to five blades.
Sure, we could go to four blades next, like the competition. That seems like the logical thing to do.
After all, three worked out pretty well, and four is the next number after three. So let's play it safe.
Let's make a thicker aloe strip and call it the Mach3SuperTurbo. Why innovate when we can follow?
Oh, I know why: Because we're a business, that's why!
You think it's crazy? It is crazy. But I don't give a shit. From now on, we're the ones who have the edge in the multi-blade game.
Are they the best a man can get? Fuck, no. Sith is the best a man can get.
What part of this don't you understand? If two blades is good, and three blades is better, obviously five blades would make us the best fucking saber that ever existed. Comprende?
We didn't claw our way out of a sarlacc pit to the top of the saber game by clinging to the two-blade industry standard.
We got here by taking chances. Well, five blades is the biggest chance of all.
Here's the report from Engineering. Someone put it in the bathroom: I want to wipe my ass with it.
They don't tell me what to inventâ"I tell them. And I'm telling them to stick two more blades in there.
I don't care how. Make the blades so thin they're invisible. Put some on the handle.
I don't care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!
You're taking the "light" part of "light saber" too literally, grandma. Cut the strings and soar. Let's hit it.
Let's roll. This is our chance to make saber history. Let's dream big. All you have to do is say that five blades can happen, and it will happen.
If you aren't on board, then fuck you. And if you're on the board, then fuck you and your father.
Hey, if I'm the only one who'll take risks, I'm sure as hell happy to hog all the glory when the five-blade saber becomes the fencing tool for the Gal-a- "this is how we cut the hands off now"-xay.
People said we couldn't go to three. It'll cost a fortune to manufacture, they said. Well, we did it.
Now some egghead in a lab is screaming "Five's crazy?"
Well, perhaps he'd be more comfortable in the labs at Coruscant, working on fucking electrics. Rotary blades, my white ass!
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe we should just ride in Empire's wake and make blasters. Ha!
Not on your fucking life! The day I shadow a penny-ante outfit like the Empire is the day I leave the saber game for good, and that won't happen until the day I die!
The market? Listen, we make the market. All we have to do is put her out there with a little jingle.
It's as easy as, "Hey, cutting with anything less than five blades is like scraping your beard off with a dull hatchet."
Or "You'll be so smooth, you'll make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."
Try "Your neck is going to be so friggin' soft, someone's gonna walk up and tie a goddamn Medal of Bravery under it."
I know what you're thinking now: What'll people say? Mew mew mew. Oh, no, what will people say?!
Grow the fuck up. When you're on top, people talk. That's the price you pay for being on top.
Which Sith is, always has been, and forever shall be, Amen, five blades, sweet Jesus in heaven.
Stop. I just had a stroke of genius.
Are you ready? Open your mouth, baby birds, cause Mama's about to drop you one sweet, fat nightcrawler.
Here she comes: Put another aloe strip on that fucker, too. That's right.
Five blades, two strips, and make the second one lather. You heard meâ"the second strip lathers.
It's a whole new way to think about swords. Don't question it. Don't say a word.
Just key the music, and call the chorus girls, because we're on the edgeâ"the saber's edgeâ"and I feel like dancing.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
No EWoks in sight, no Gungans in sight.
Can it be they actually learned from the "we want Darth Maul and WTF is this jarjar shite doing under my xmas tree" toy debacle?
One can only hope.
I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
A friend sent me a link to the video. Every second I expected to see the logo of a prankster. When I saw the idiotic lightsaber with a guard ... I was almost laughing.
And then it ends with a release date.
Really ? This piece of crap is supposed to be the next Star Wars movie ?
Ah well ...
I guess I can forget about it and wait for an eventual release of the "original" 4 5 6 in BluRay.
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He thinks that Star Wars is Star Trek and vice versa.
That's why the flying zamboni sounds like a TransformerTM transforming in front of you - while moving away.
It's grinding down instead of zooming away and dopplering out.
Gears grind. Gears inside mechanical things.
Star Wars technology is indistinguishable from magic. The moment you start thinking "How does light saber work" it breaks apart.
Until that point Force is plausible, hyper jumps across galaxy in a small fighter are plausible, Death Star i plausible, Ewoks are plausible...
Lucas fucked that up with midi-chlorians.
This is the same thing, only it's not as obvious. You don't see it right away - but your brain does.
Star Trek is the one where the tech needs explanation.
In Star Wars "it just works" (or not) because plot demands it.
Three blade saber does the same thing.
You don't question the original saber, but that one literally BEGS an explanation.
WHY? Why three blades? How? What's the use? What for?
Same for the soccer ball and R2's love child robot.
How? Why? What for? What's the use?
It makes you question the fairytale on a level on which you are not supposed to be questioning it.
You should ponder the moral message NOT the verisimilitude of the SCENERY.
Even the Falcon in the end.
No tech issue there. Instead, it feels too CGI and static.
Because it is not moving. It sits and spins in the shot while the HORIZON moves.
But your brain and your body know that the horizon is not moving. You know it's fake.
Compare it to the scenes of doing loops in the original trilogy - where it moves THROUGH the shot and you have the distinct feeling of action and movement taking place.
Cause you have a stationary point of reference. A fixed horizon.
This will be an overproduced and very expensive fan movie.
High on effects, interesting concept, plenty of action - overall... just meh.
Star Wars is the McDonald's of franchises now.
Note how they HAD to include the old actors and promise to keep it the same - while Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Avengers etc. keep being completely re-imagined?
FFS the same guy tried rebooting Star Trek.
Remember how Superman used to have a John Williams theme?
Would they DARE to try to change that with Star Wars?
It's a TOY franchise now. Like Lucas intended it to be.
You know... for kids.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
Did anybody notice the square dish on top of the MF? I suppose since the other one got torn off in Jedi.
that it's _Twin_ Ion Engines.
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I have a science background and it my actual spaceship made any of your blunders I would be livid. But that's not what we're doing here. We're going for a ride. Enjoy it.
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It's a wonder anyone went to see it based on the actual original trailer. Check out the behind the scenes of the 6-film DVD set. The production was so disjointed, when crew from various units saw the first complete cut the remarks were along the line of "Cool! So what movie is this?"
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with a cattle prod - a la GoatBoy - that automatically fires if he so much as utters the first "Jar-"
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My biggest hope for this new series is that it acts as a condensation of the best of the Expanded Universe, sort of like how the Marvel and TDK movies take the best storylines and elements from the decades of comics, and condenses it into a handful of cohesive stories. The EU had a lot of bad and even just mediocre shit in it, but it also had a ton of good stuff. Disney would be foolish to slavishly follow continuity, yes, but they'd also be foolish to completely ignore the best stories of it. Sure, nobody outside the hardcode Star Wars nerds know who Thrawn is or why we should be excited for his movie, but nobody outside the hardcore comic nerds knew who Rocket Raccoon was, and how much money did GotG make? Take Thrawn, X-Wing, Corellia, the two Han Solo trilogies, maybe some of the New Jedi Order (it was a good idea, just unevenly executed and too continuity-laden), and distill those down to a decade's worth of movies. Mix in some original stuff, and you'll be printing money.
My biggest fear is that this turns out like Abram's Star Trek reboot - it copies the superficial elements, ticks off all the checkboxes for the series, but completely misses the point.
For Star Trek, it was the optimism and the science. Roddenberry genuinely believed the future was going to be good, and the best Trek showed us a future that had its problems, but was overall optimistic. The science was often laughable, but they at least *tried* to figure out where the future might go. The reboots had Kirk and Spock, they had the Enterprise, they had Klingons, they had time travel and warp drives, but it didn't have optimism (just lens flare), and didn't have either a retro-futurist science, or a modern scientific outlook (either of which would have been acceptable).
For Star Wars, it's the heroism. Clear-cut bad guys, archetypal Hero's Journey, and a heavy dose of fantasy on top of the sci-fi foundation. Other than the zweihander-esque lightsaber, I didn't see any of that - although such a short trailer can hardly be expected to. So my fears were neither proven valid, not assuaged. We'll have to wait and see.
...does it still make a "WHOOOSH!" sound as it flies by?
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
Now with more blue.
It is less like a modern 'NASA' ion-engine, and more like a chernobyl(sp?) ion plume, only concentrated into a pair of apertures a foot or two in diameter. That amount of power might be capable of moving such a vehicle at the speeds they used.
But that's just a navel gazers opinion so YMMV.
Did anyone else notice a disturbing similarity between the "rolling" droid, and the robot Vincent from Disney's horrible "The Black Hole"?
Episode 7?
They should really make the 3 prequel films. That would be awesome.
Meh!
The new lightsaber design was totally uncalled for.
Hey kids, this is the new Star Wars movie. Stuff happens.
JJ Abrams hasn't made a single movie that had a good story, and he's doing the new Star Wars that needs a good story?
What is it with film makers in the last too many years, who think that using growling voices and Double Thunder Base Technology (TM) or whatever it is called is all it takes to make an 'epic' movie? And why would that in itself be an adequate replacement for a good storyline, proper acting and all the rest? You know, I've found to my horror, that given the choice between 'Sound of Music' and this crap, I'd actually go for 'Sound of Music'. Well, I don't know, actually; I might just choose to slit my own throat slowly with a spoon.
?!!!
Star Wars was never science fiction by genre.
It's Space Opera. Which in turn was descended from Western Opera.
Space opera and science fiction have some overlap, but they're different creatures.
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Max Von Sydow: It's not ready.
Harrison Ford: (looking old and resigned) It's ready enough.
(plays the lamest trailer, ever)
I'm more of a Trekkie than a Jedi master, so just wondering if you'd enlighten me about the title. The Force Awakens? Doesn't that make this a prequel? Now if knowledge of the Force was lost after Return of the Jedi (along with the smarts on howto build a proper light saber), then we're talking about a RE-awakening of the Force. Of course The Force Reawakens sounds quite awful, but hey the Wachowskis did come up with a rather clever title for their Matrix sequel, even if the actual move left much to be desired.
Maybe that was an off comment when she said "Aren't you a bit short for a short for a Storm Trooper?"