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The Open Office Is Destroying the Workplace

HughPickens.com writes: Lindsey Kaufman reports in the WaPo that despite its obvious problems, the open-office model has continued to encroach on workers across the country, with about 70 percent of U.S. offices having no or low partitions. Silicon Valley has led the way — Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg enlisted famed architect Frank Gehry to design the largest open floor plan in the world, housing nearly 3,000 engineers within a single room that stretches 10 acres. Michael Bloomberg was another early adopter of the open-space trend, saying it promoted transparency and fairness. Bosses love the ability to keep a closer eye on their employees, ensuring clandestine porn-watching, constant social media-browsing and unlimited personal cellphone use isn't occupying billing hours.

But according to Kaufman, employers are getting a false sense of improved productivity. A 2013 study showed many workers in open offices are frustrated by distractions that lead to poorer work performance. Nearly half of the surveyed workers in open offices said the lack of sound privacy was a significant problem, and more than 30 percent complained about the lack of visual privacy. The New Yorker, in a review of research on this nouveau workplace design, determined that the benefits in building camaraderie simply mask the negative effects on work performance.

While employees feel like they're part of a laid-back, innovative enterprise, the environment ultimately damages workers' attention spans, productivity, creative thinking, and satisfaction says Kaufman. "Though multitasking millennials seem to be more open to distraction as a workplace norm, the wholehearted embrace of open offices may be ingraining a cycle of underperformance in their generation," writes Maria Konnikova. "They enjoy, build, and proselytize for open offices, but may also suffer the most from them in the long run."

420 comments

  1. Well duh by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The "open office" is just cost-reduction masquerading as some sort of innovation.

    It's the march towards ever less expenses to allow more profit to funnel to the few.

    And the many embrace it. The few have managed to get the many to embrace their own destruction.

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    1. Re:Well duh by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Les Nessman solved this problem years ago.

    2. Re:Well duh by Rockoon · · Score: 4, Funny
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    3. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      And the many embrace it. The few have managed to get the many to embrace their own destruction.

      Which is good. They'll get outcompeted by people who don't force their workers into unproductive hovels.

    4. Re:Well duh by currently_awake · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More likely it's managements desire to see the workers, every single minute of the work day. It's a symbol of America's unwillingness to trust the workers.

    5. Re:Well duh by ourlovecanlastforeve · · Score: 2

      Mostly managers complain about open floor plans because they have to actually prove that they have an entire day's worth of work to do and justify their salary.

    6. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, real-estate is expensive so they would rather cram people together and use up as little of it as possible.

      The attitude towards all the distractions and hassle from lack of privacy (not to mention spread of disease) is basically: you're paid, so deal with it.

      If the productivity loss hits their bottom line harder than the bigger building would, THEN they will shift. But the current perception is that the productivity loss is minor at best, so things are going to stay this way even if the delusion of a productivity gain is lost.

    7. Re:Well duh by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Mostly managers complain about open floor plans because they have to actually prove that they have an entire day's worth of work to do and justify their salary.

      What, does it become obvious how quickly they can complete their MBWA circuit?

    8. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's kind of fitting that Gehry designed the largest open floor plan in the world, considering his architecture is mostly impractical novelty-ware: it grabs your attention, but you quickly realize that's the only good thing about it. Similar can be said for office-free office spaces.

    9. Re:Well duh by Bill+Dog · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The desire to see the expensive workers, that is. I.e. the ones getting benefits and making salaries commensurate with the cost of living in America.

      Tell a manager that some function is being handled offshore by cheap foreign labor, and the trust issue seems to go completely away.

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    10. Re:Well duh by deniable · · Score: 3, Informative

      Good open-plan uses more space than closed. You need to put space between the pods for noise reduction and traffic flow as there's no pre-defined 'corridors'. You also have to add space for break-out areas and extra meeting-rooms. You won't win on real-estate.

    11. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The "open office" is just cost-reduction masquerading as some sort of innovation.

      No, it's jock-like one-upmanship (for the nerds) and bullying (for the SJW types). Same as Agile.

      What, really is the purpose of the daily standup? Right. To make the boss, who, if he asked "What did you do yesterday. Why didn't it get done? What are you going to do to today? You'd better fucking have an answer by tomorrow at 0830h or you're out on your ass!" would result in you quitting on the spot -- into your friends, your peers. Boss gets the same micromanagement as if he'd harped on you, but most agilistas crave the abuse as long as it comes from members of their team.

      As it is with the open office. "HEY AC, WHY ARE YOU READING SLASHDOT? IT'S NOT EVEN MIDNIGHT YET! YOU'RE AT WORK! YOU SHOULD BE WORKING!" (Just like Agile standups, if your boss said it, you'd tell him to fuck off and you'd quit on the spot. But you surf Slashdot at 2340h pacific time in front of your friends, and they see you as some kind of a slacker.)

      Enjoy your panopticon, guys. You built this fucking culture. You fucking live with it. I've already quit a once-successful startup that went down this path and had nothing to show for it but embellished resmues of the Agilistas (who all quit for better jobs) while those of us who did the actual fucking work and actually had equity in the piece of shit company saw our earnings drop by 80%.

    12. Re:Well duh by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      The "open office" is just cost-reduction masquerading as some sort of innovation.

      I don't think so. The burdened cost of an engineer at my company is $10k per month. The floor space for a cubicle or open office desk costs $100/month and the space for a small private office costs $200/month. So if the private office results in even a 1% productivity increase, it is worth it. But does it?

      My experience is that some people work better in quiet offices, others are more productive in open offices. I need a quiet office when I am coding something complicated, but for going through email, or slapping together a short Perl script, a bullpen is fine. Everyone here has a desk in an open office, but we also have some rotating offices and conference rooms that can be reserved when needed.

    13. Re:Well duh by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's a symbol of America's unwillingness to trust the workers.

      I have lived, and worked, in nine countries, including Asia, Europe, and Central America. I have found that America is where workers are trusted the most. What country have you worked in where workers are more empowered to make decisions, and trusted to act independently? None that I have been to.

    14. Re:Well duh by admiral+snackbar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who says they're looking for a good open plan? Where I work it was proposed, but strictly for cost-cutting measures (more people on the same area of floor). Fortunately, after a protest from at least 70% of staff, they reconsidered. Now we got flexible workstations (and enough computers just for 70% of staff). We think its ok, but our highest boss sometimes is found wandering the halls, looking for a specific employee, grumbling to himself that this is idiotic...

    15. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have lived, and worked, in nine countries, including Asia, Europe, and Central America.

      I might be more inclined to believe you if you didn't call Asia, Europe and Central America countries.

    16. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Frank Gehry designed the EMP in Seattle. It's reputation as innovative stems from the coloful aluminum exterior which has no relation to the functional interior. The interior yields little added value from his design, in my opinion. It's just a series of boxes with the Sky Church Cathdral and a restaurant tacked on for good measure, and the site plan offers a poor relationship to the Seattle Center grounds on which it is located.

      I'd love to know what it is that's supposed to make the mention of his name in the context of 3000 people watching and listening to each other work that is so compelling. Personally I find that type of environment distracting and intolerable, and if management needs to quiver over my every working moment, they don't have enough higher level responsibility of their own.

      It's not the space you work in that drives one to excel but the mission and feelings of purpose and inclusion.

    17. Re:Well duh by just_a_monkey · · Score: 1

      ...enough computers just for 70% of staff...

      Unless you're a convenience store or a machine shop or something, that sounds pretty idiotic. How does that work? 30% are expected to BYOD?

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    18. Re:Well duh by mycroft822 · · Score: 2

      The irony is that companies, like the one I am employed by, will spend millions to renovate an existing cube farm to the open equivalent. This completely throws the idea of cost reduction out the window. All because the hair-brained CEO saw that layout at another company and liked the idea of it. And in spite of the fact that an initial trial group of employees all indicated that distractions out weighted any benefits.

      Every day I have to go back there is the worst day of my life...

    19. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's quite common that not all the staff have the same hours. Some might start and end their day an hour later(or earlier) than normal, they would then also take their lunch break later/earlier. That's 3-5 hours of lower usage and enough computers for everyone to do "computer work". People also spend ~5% of their work-hours on coffee/bathroom breaks. ~5% on semi-useless meetings. ~5-10% on misc office work. Some people work overtime and get it compensated in time instead of money. People go on vacation at different times. and so on...

      Most of the time there's also someone that's home sick or someone that's does work outside the office (business trip, telecommuting and so on).

      It all adds up.

    20. Re:Well duh by swilver · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is a productivity killer which looks like a cost-reduction, but if productivity could be measured in an objective way, it would be unmasked as a net cost increase.

    21. Re:Well duh by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

      They only need to renovate once. And it's "hare" brained.

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    22. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, its just a way of maximising bums on seats per dollar, nothing more. I work in what must be the current largest open plan office (before Facebook opens their new campus) of approx 1500 engineers. It is a truly awful work environment - noisy, drafty, badly lit. The nonsense about chance meetings is irrelevant - I have absolutely nothing work related to do or say with 90% of the people in that room and never will. Plus it is still quicker to call or email than to walk the length of a football pitch to someone else's desk and talk face to face.

      I am especially surprised by Facebook. Being a computer science company, they should know better about optimal communication networks - 2500 people in a room can not and will not all talk to every one else, and projects are not organised that way anywhere in the world.

    23. Re:Well duh by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think the productivity increase of private offices is vastly more than 1%. There's a direct increase: all of my co-workers claim that they get way more work done at home, and looking at what actually leaves their hands when working from home, I can believe it. I have the same experience myself. There is also an indirect increase: it's well known that a noisy and distractive environment kills concentration and creativity; doing a job that requires your full attention in such an environment results in a higher error rate, requiring rework or costly fixes.

      Neither of these factors are taken into consideration when management decides to opt for open-plan, or they think that the benefits outweigh this loss in productivity. They think collaboration is key, and that open-plan serves collaboration best. Now it is true that open offices do encourage and speed up knowledge sharing, but some research shows [no citation given, do your own homework] that the value of collaboration vs. solo working is overestimated... and open-plan offices aren't even all that great for collaboration: you need a lot of quiet booths and breakout rooms as well. A lot of my co-workers complain about noise and distractions in our office even when they are on teleconferences, wearing a headset. And when they get distracted, they are more tempted to open a browser and get distracted even more. I notice the same thing: in teleconferences at work I tend to goof off; at home I am actually paying attention.

      Doing small coding jobs or reading email in an open office is not as bad as doing focused coding where you need "flow" , but I still prefer a quiet workplace for those tasks. Email is important (or I'd leave my out of office reply on permanently) and it requires my full attention. The social interaction at the office is nice and helps with the job, and I limit my working from home to 2 days a week, but in the end I go to work to work. For productivity, I wager that most knowledge workers would greatly benefit from private offices, with meeting rooms, bullpens and coffee corners to socialize.

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    24. Re:Well duh by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I prefer open offices because I often work with other people. When coordinating or discussing issues it's just easier with open plan. I also like that it is more social. People who find it distracting put on headphones.

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    25. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've worked at a Japanese company for a quarter of a century.

      The Japanese have a highly effective open-office system. They often have about 3-4 feet of desk space apiece, and the desks tend to be 18 inches wide, and jammed together back-to-back, so employees face each other in long rows. Thank God for flatscreens. It was pretty bad when CRTs were the norm.

      I don't consider the Japanese to be particularly productive in a creative, "coming up with new ideas" sense, but they can be amazingly productive in a "gang up on a difficult problem and solve it" sense.

      However, this don't work without the cultural aspect. The Japanese are a highly social people. They have an innate sense of community that is completely missing from the US.

      In Japan, being relegated to a private office is often considered a punishment. They have the term "window seat" to indicate an office where all you is stare out the window all day. About the worst thing that can happen to you.

      Without the cultural backup, there's a good chance that open offices won't give you anything like what Japan has.

      That said, they may work out OK. Open offices are nothing new. They just tend to encourage work that is team-oriented, and not especially creative.

      For creativity, a small bullpen may be best. Think an office with four people in it, and a lot of room. I don't think that is what managers really want.

    26. Re:Well duh by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's not really cut and dried either way. At my last job (a great company), everyone used mobile desks that could be rolled around, so people could easily be relocated to be close to co-workers when working on subprojects, etc. This was a great company with a lot of really talented people. I don't think it was necessarily just a cost-saving measure, because even the company president sat out in the same areas as everyone else and used the exact same desks as the contract QA workers. It was done to help improve coordination and collaboration between team members. In this regard, I think it was successful, as it makes it really convenient to talk to your co-workers about whatever you're working on and get advice, or make sure you're both on the same page design-wise, etc.

      It has to be acknowledged that it certainly has downsides. For me, the biggest problem was that my concentration was often broken by random conversations or movement within my peripheral vision. You definitely have to learn how to cope with it. Noise-cancelling headphones are an absolute must. The company actually bought us some, which was nice and did help. Unfortunately, I tend to find music distracting to a degree as well. I actually prefer to code in silence, as I can concentrate best that way.

      I work at home for myself now, so the only distractions are the ones I create myself (like taking too long of a break to real slashdot). But I have blessed silence and solitude when I need to really concentrate on some difficult problem. Of course, the downside is that I don't have anyone to ask when I get stumped on a difficult problem. Thank God for stackoverflow.com!

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    27. Re:Well duh by ButchDeLoria · · Score: 1

      Or its citizens.

    28. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're completely right about it just being a cost reduction, but the real question is what does it do to profits? I am confident the net result is negative. Open offices, or offices where everyone, CEO included, are in cubicles, tend to be noisy, it's difficult to concentrate, and if you are in a position where others come to you for information or approval or just to discuss strategy, you don't have any queue control over the people wanting to talk with you. It's also difficult to play "what if" games with new ideas, because everyone can see your white board as they walk bye...and maybe what's on there is only a straw-man scenario that you wouldn't want repeated around the office. When I worked in an office, I just closed my door when I wanted to concentrate, but when I worked in a cubicle I often had two, three or even 4-5 people standing there waiting to ask or tell me something. My rough estimate of my experience in offices vs. cubicles was a net reduction in creativity and strategic thinking of about 30%.

    29. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Only 5% on useless meetings? Nirvana!

    30. Re:Well duh by Zw4nzig · · Score: 0

      I have lived, and worked, in nine countries, including Asia, Europe, and Central America.

      I might be more inclined to believe you if you didn't call Asia, Europe and Central America countries.

      I don't understand comments like this. The person obviously meant "I have lived and worked in nine countries, in continents such as ..." Why do people get caustic about a mistyped sentence?

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    31. Re:Well duh by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 0
      Why do you get upset about someone shooting for funny mods?

      Here is one for you:

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      Lord E: You said I have no sense of humour!

      Duke W: No, Sir James, you misheard. I said you have no sense of Honour!

      Lord E: Oh, Toot! That is alright then Sir, my sincere apologies, let us let it pass. Pip-pip O!

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    32. Re:Well duh by Klivian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What country have you worked in where workers are more empowered to make decisions, and trusted to act independently?

      Obviusly you have newer worked in scandinavia. From experience it seems the Americans tend to go for more bureaucracy and shuffle all requred descissions up in the system. And you often get the impression it's more important to cover your own ass, than get things done.

    33. Re:Well duh by Hodr · · Score: 2

      When my office was "re-aligned" under another division we were also moved to another building and went from 10x12 cubes with windows to a basement bullpen. The first thing I did was get a screen filter for my computer monitor, the second thing I did was start taking all of my phone calls on speaker. I also encouraged others in my area to do similar.

      2 Months later we had brand new office furniture including cubicles. Only 8x8 this time, but still much better than the open room format.

    34. Re:Well duh by ananamouse · · Score: 1

      ... or someone's brother-in-law sells open office furniture.

    35. Re:Well duh by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I am especially surprised by Facebook.

      I'm not. How's the proverb go? Something like "if you see a kid with bare feet, his father's a cobbler".

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    36. Re:Well duh by urbanriot · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What country have you worked in where workers are more empowered to make decisions, and trusted to act independently?

      Germany, Austria and Switzerland for three. Throughout many joint projects I've worked with self-motivated people that crush through a work day focused on their tasks and the work environment is irrelevant. They could be in a private office or a conference room packed with people, these Europeans are still doing what they need to do. Americans on the other hand, give them a private room and they may do their work but their web logs often show otherwise. Anyone ever evaluated and stacked up web logs of Germans to those of Americans? The latter always encourages me to wonder why 1 out of 7 men can't obtain porn on a home computer and how they can feel comfortable viewing it in a work environment.

    37. Re:Well duh by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1

      Well, no, I'm pretty certain that the expensive workers, i.e. the management, doesn't participate in this "wonderful" floor plan.

      I'd bet money that Zuckerberg, Bloomberg, and all their lawyers and accountants had sound proof walls and locking doors.

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    38. Re:Well duh by jbengt · · Score: 2

      "I think Open Office" needs to be defined before everyone rails against them.
      I've designed the mechanical systems for dozens, if not hundreds of what the architect labeled as "Open Office", but they almost always had workers in individual cubicles with partial height partitions at least as high as seated eye level. (Although in the call centers I've worked on, 4 workstations would be in a typical cubicle, but arranged so the workers faced away from each other.)

      I've never worked in anything but an open office.
      For 14 years I worked in a small office where 3 to 4 people shared a large open room without any partial height partitions - good for necessary collaboration and only distracting when my coworker decided to have somewhat off-topic conversations like complain about the boss.
      The largest office I worked in (about 80 people) was without real cubicles, but the workspaces were well enough defined by low shelving, etc., that only my talkative immediate neighbor distracted me, and she was part-time.
      Currently I work in a cubicle with about 7 ft high partitions, but glass on two sides. Again, it's a small office (7 to 8 people) but three of the people are in an area without partitions.
      None of these situations were really detrimental to my ability to work, and they all encouraged asking and answering questions about the projects being worked on. E-mail seems more distracting to me than working in an open office (I can't seem to get the hang of ignoring it).

    39. Re:Well duh by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1

      Mostly managers are the only ones with walls and doors, in the otherwise "open" floor plan.

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    40. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a symbol of America's unwillingness to trust the workers.

      I have lived, and worked, in nine countries, including Asia, Europe, and Central America. I have found that America is where workers are trusted the most. What country have you worked in where workers are more empowered to make decisions, and trusted to act independently? None that I have been to.

      I don't anyone questions the ability of American workers to make decisions and act independently. When Americans talk about trust it's the manager that has to see you working so they have open offices, don't allow telecommuting, or page you constantly when you do telecommute just ot make sure you're online. My person favorite is the manager that schedules meetings at 3:00PM on Fridays. Even though you're salaried in the USA, your're still expected to put in 40 hours (minimally) a week. When I was younger, salaried meant you were paid to do the job, not put in the time.

    41. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cubicles are not cheap.
      I heard over 10 grand for a full height steel case.

    42. Re:Well duh by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

      Anyone ever evaluated and stacked up web logs of Germans to those of Americans?

      I've worked for a German company as a sysadmin - it stacks up about even, with a heavy bias towards Germans surfing for the unauthorized bits as you move lower down the pay scale. Mind you, they were in the US at the time, so maybe they treated it as a bit of a break from the usual, but still...

      To be fair though, most of the developers and higher-ups on the German side didn't bother at all (then again, more than a few of them were too busy getting it on with the secretaries, coworkers, and other female staff... even the interim CEO was sent back to DE after a bit of scandal, along with a public relations manager who at the time was carrying his unborn child. No idea how he got that news past his wife...)

      Long story short - they're just as human, and it's a lot more complex than you think.

      (On the plus side, those mofos are *fun* to get drunk with.)

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    43. Re:Well duh by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Mostly managers complain about open floor plans because they have to actually prove that they have an entire day's worth of work to do and justify their salary.

      Nah - they can always stuff the excess time with meetings.

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    44. Re:Well duh by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      For creativity, a small bullpen may be best. Think an office with four people in it, and a lot of room. I don't think that is what managers really want.

      I worked in a situation like that once - it was actually pretty awesome. Four of us were in one room, and we were able to accurately gauge everyone's level of busyness before interrupting, hold an impromptu meeting right there on the spot to hash out ideas, or just kick back and grind out code/docs/etc. Thanks to my little tobacco habit, if I wanted time alone to think, I stepped outside with a laptop and did just that. Otherwise, it was a great way to incubate ideas or get a boatload of work done.

      The only caveat is that you'd better get along as a team and be pretty tight socially with each other, but otherwise it was one of the best office layouts I'd ever worked in.

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    45. Re:Well duh by Mateorabi · · Score: 2

      And the guy who sits next to those other people you are constantly coordinating and discussing issues with? The guy who needs to concentrate hard on a one-man project? He is freaking hating it, and by extension, you. Headphones don't eliminate all distraction cues. And you know what? You'd still be able to do your collaboration shtick in cubicles or offices by walking up to folks when you need to.

      Open plan might work for some places, but its a fad being adopted by managers following trends without evaluating if they truly make sense for their shop.

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    46. Re:Well duh by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Its sort of a hoteling concept.

      Friend of mine, they only allocated 48 work stations for 80ish workers.

      He mostly works from home, but when he comes in- he takes over an arbitrary workstation while he's there for the day.

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    47. Re:Well duh by paulpach · · Score: 1

      More likely it's managements desire to see the workers, every single minute of the work day. It's a symbol of America's unwillingness to trust the workers.

      I got moved to an open office last year (boss cannot see us though). There are things I like and things I dislike about it.

      I like that the communication is very fluid. We embraced agile and my team is leading with it. The open office environment goes well with agile, and we are very much working together. This is not about management watching over us, but about communication.

      BUT...

      I absolutely hate listening to people eat, chewing loudly with their mouth open or slurping their coffee. It may sound petty, especially depending on your culture, but putting up with it day after day for months really gets under my skin and it makes me hate an otherwise likable person. There is not even an easy way to tell him to stop.

      I hate the constant interruption. I do software development, it takes 20-30 minutes to get into flow and really be at the top of my game. If I know I will be interrupted in 30 mins, I tend to avoid complex tasks, because by the time I got it going, I will have to stop.

      I don't have enough space for my stuff.

      For these reasons, I have requested to be put back in a cube.

    48. Re:Well duh by ranton · · Score: 2

      People who find it distracting put on headphones.

      Headphones don't solve the problem for a large percentage of people (myself included). It is the over-stimulation that affects introverted people, not the noise. Just knowing I am surrounded by people is what gets me anxious while trying to work alone. And not having my back to some kind of wall (a real wall or cubicle wall are both fine) is the worst of all.

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    49. Re:Well duh by paulpach · · Score: 1

      The "open office" is just cost-reduction masquerading as some sort of innovation.

      It's the march towards ever less expenses to allow more profit to funnel to the few.

      And the many embrace it. The few have managed to get the many to embrace their own destruction.

      It is not as simple as say less space -> more profit. While corporate real state is indeed a cost, it is typically insignificant compared to the opportunity cost in lost productivity, and training costs every time a worker leaves.

      As a business you would have to weight:

      potential productivity loss due to interruptions
      unhappy employees leaving
      friction between workers ( I hate listening to my coworker's loud chewing)
      lack of privacy may irritate people
      lack of personal space may make it hard to "bond" with the job.

      vs

      potential productivity gains due to improved communication
      lack of privacy keep people focused on work
      reduced real state costs

      I believe this is best worked out on a case by case basis, the different factors have different weight based on the job and the individuals. If a company _only_ looks at real state cost, it just puts itself at a competitive disadvantage.

    50. Re:Well duh by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      You are rambling on about the apparent trustworthiness of the employees. You're not saying anything about how much management trusts labor. You are completely confusing the issue.

      Higher rates of Aspbergers among ethic Germans is not the issue here.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    51. Re:Well duh by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The problem with such drone factory setups is that you are thrown together with all sorts of people who may or may not have any direct relation to your own duties or department. It's not that you have all of your team together in one place. You have this big sausage grinder with no thought put into it.

      You have extra noise and distractions people can all see each other's business (which may or may not be appropriate).

      Open plan in a Fortune 100 is NOTHING like the same thing with a Valley startup. One is dehumanizing and the other fosters teamwork.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    52. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard other people say this about the headphone thing. But for me, I can't work well with noise, so playing music or some webcast through the headphones does not help; it makes it worse. So they just annoy me having them on not playing anything. Fortunately I do still have an office; it is one of those double size ones with two people in it. Not too bad, but not great. Often both of us are in a meeting at the same time (dial in) and I have trouble hearing my call over his voice. I've been in little bullpen short cube walls before too. Basically they are an "anti-productivity pod" like it says on Dilbert. I'll keep my office as long as possible...

    53. Re:Well duh by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      With 2 or 3 groups of people trying to outshout each other so they can each hear themselves, a set of headphones just isn't going to cut it. You will have to damage your hearing in order drown them all out.

      Some people can't do anything but shout and this quickly escalates. It's like a Chinese restaurant full of chinese patrons versus some American chain.

      Past a certain point you just have to take a Slashdot break.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    54. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing Brazil got wrong about the office environment was that LCDs ended up cheaper than Fresnel lens...

    55. Re: Well duh by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      well, that explains the lack of full-height cubicles...

    56. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a symbol of America's unwillingness to trust the workers.

      I have lived, and worked, in nine countries, including Asia, Europe, and Central America. I have found that America is where workers are trusted the most. What country have you worked in where workers are more empowered to make decisions, and trusted to act independently? None that I have been to.

      The Netherlands.

    57. Re:Well duh by BasilBrush · · Score: 3

      You'd lose on the Zuckerberg element of that wager.

      http://www.google.co.uk/search...

    58. Re:Well duh by BasilBrush · · Score: 3

      You think that having to say what you've worked on for a day for which you were paid, and what you intend to work on for the next paid day is abuse? Then you are spoilt beyond belief.

      As to working hours, if you don't enjoy what you're doing, then go home when you've done your hours for the day. If that's not acceptable where you work, there's plenty of ordinary paying jobs where it is.

    59. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So valve?

    60. Re:Well duh by nickittynickname · · Score: 1

      Originally it was just cost-reduction. Now that open offices are in fashion they are lucrative for venders catering to open offices for furniture and etc.

    61. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The latter always encourages me to wonder why 1 out of 7 men can't obtain porn on a home computer and how they can feel comfortable viewing it in a work environment.

      I think you meant to say 1 out of 7 men is not able to hide their browsing/history from their wife.

    62. Re: Well duh by RandCraw · · Score: 1

      A bullpen makes a lot of sense to me. If coworkers doing exactly the kind of work I do were colocated, we'd all learn quickly what forms of interaction were productive and preferred, so we could avoid getting on each others' nerves. I used to work in a suite containing only team members. We all preferred it greatly to our present cubicle farm.

      The principal problem with open offices are the disturbances arising from non-team members, especially the rude few who won't consider the harm their noise inflicts on neighbors.

    63. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damm, and here I was, ready to add, oh, and I have worked in eight of those countries as well.

    64. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why the japanese are always first to market the newest tech.

    65. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's just the British people, but looking at their office, open office hampers communication a lot since nobody dares to speak much or loudly for fear of disturbing others.
      Rooms of 2 to 6 people seem a lot better, you still get some sharing while at the same time you know the interruptions are rare enough that it's acceptable if you disturb everyone in the room.

    66. Re:Well duh by barbariccow · · Score: 1

      And it's "hare" brained.

      I thought he was referring to the Boss character from Dilbert comics.

    67. Re:Well duh by chihowa · · Score: 1

      They don't trust what they don't understand. The reason that the company exists is because the workers are working. Most of management could evaporate overnight without negatively affecting the company's revenue. Management, the "takers" of the corporation, depend on this mysterious "work" that the others are doing to support them. They are in a precarious position.

      --
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    68. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the sound of people chewing drives me up the wall. I sat beside a guy who every morning would come in and eat his rotten Ronnies breakfast with his mouth open. The level of anger I have for this is so irrational, I must have something wrong with me. I become incandescent with rage (but say nothing so as to not be rude).

      Open offices suck. As a programmer I get more work done at home. They let me do this whenever I want despite the fact I live 15 minutes away on foot. Pretty good company.

    69. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand comments like this. Why do people get caustic about people who get caustic about mistyped sentences?

    70. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you enter your workspace through the ceiling, you'll always need circulation space. Also, "space between pods" doesn't reduce noise, unless the air is removed from that space. There would be some downsides to that.

    71. Re:Well duh by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      If someone starts at 8 and another starts at 10, then from 10-12 there will be two desks occupied. Then one's at lunch from 12-1, and the other from 1-2 and from 2-4 both are at desks, and the second's in the office to 6. So even if that says there's only 70% occupancy, there is still no free desk for anybody. If you want to add coffee breaks, you're implying that every time you stand up, you're going to have to find another seat when you come back, then you're going to wait a while as your roaming profile downloads to the new PC. (True network workstations are still a minority thing.) And if you want 100% occupancy, that means people queuing for a seat -- more lost productivity. Seat-hours are less of a fungible commodity than even the mythical man-month.

      When my former employer switched to hotdesking, anyone starting any later than 9 o'clock would spend half-an-hour to an hour looking for a seat. I got onto a support service and had a fixed desk, so I was alright....

      --
      Got them moderator blues I blieve I walk out the do', With these mod-points I been gettin', I 'most never post no mo'
    72. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately many businesses do well in spite of their own failures, including Microsoft lately. It's hard to compete with the big boys when they have the capital and momentum that you don't, even if you happen to find a few tricks to save a couple bucks here and there.

    73. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only peasants are stupid enough to be convinced to compete, my friend :-).

    74. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MIT ai lab solved that 40 years ago. Private rooms with doors around the outside of a big loungey space. Quiet and privacy when you need it, discussion when you need it.

    75. Re:Well duh by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Headphones don't do anything to stop visual distractions. I can't concentrate when I have people walking right by my low-walled "cubicle" (if you can even call it that) in a constant stream. And I've never been in an open-plan (or low-walled or anything resembling that) office where they actually seated me next to people I needed to ever talk to. Instead, they just randomly throw people in there into whatever position is conveniently open, so I have to listen to conversations about all kinds of things that have nothing to do with me, and when I do need to talk to someone, I need to get up and go to a different aisle.

      The one time I was actually seated next to someone I had to talk to a lot (which happened somewhat by accident, but they did keep that larger workgroup together), I had a full-height, full-size, 9x9 cubicle. It was wonderful. I even had a sign (provided by the company) that said "do not disturb" which I could hang across the entrance to keep people out. And if I needed to talk to my neighbor on our 2-person project, I just stood up and poked my head over the wall (it helps being tall).

    76. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then there's the ones that just can't seem to work quietly without making strange noises. Like constantly sucking air through their teeth or breathing heavy and stuff like that. It's way more common than I would have thought. I kind of get the impression that they don't really realize they're doing it either.

    77. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a manager, I don't want to look at my people all day and I don't want them looking at me!

    78. Re:Well duh by Iman+Azol · · Score: 1

      Hey, open office plans are great for productivity in India and China. In fact, we might want to look at restricting restroom breaks and attaching people to their desks so they don't wander.

    79. Re:Well duh by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      After a problem occurs or is uncovered: "Fix the blame, not the problem"

      Doesn't happen in all workplaces, or all parts of the ones where it does. But it's a human tendency that needs to be deliberately diligently thwarted.

      --
      There's no time like the present. Well, the past used to be.
    80. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was moved from a building with traditional cubes to one that was designed to for Open Office 'quad cube' partitions.
      the heating/cooling was configured for low partition walls, but the facilities team had warehouses full of traditional
      cube walls (5'+ high) so they used them instead.
      The end result was that the cooling did not work properly.
      On top of that, a floor full of System Administrators was subjected to a cost saving policy
      to shut down heating/cooling after 6pm every night until 6am in the morning and on weekends too.

      When do you supposed that most System Adminstrators have to work?

      The result was people fleeing to work form home.

      Then the company stopped paying for home internet.
      Then they told everyone that they had to come into the office instead of working from home.
      (Including cube police checking roll every day).

      Then the company got sold to another company that told everyone to work from home
      and sold as much of the real estate as they could.

      Then the new company told everyone that they need to come back into the new , open,
      offices. :(

      Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

    81. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Share office computers? How can people NOT personalize the way their computers work in a way that would be intolerable to a spouse, much less a co-worker?

    82. Re:Well duh by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Cost reduction, maybe. It really involves management that is afraid to trust the very people it hired, and wants to keep them under constant surveillance. It's the modern way: trust no-one, watch everyone. It never seems to occur to such types that if you hire good people, pay them well, treat them well, and give them reasonable goals, you don't need to be so paranoid.

      As a long-time software developer, I know that such an environment would severely impact my ability to focus and do what I'm being paid to do. Furthermore, any employer that would trust me so little is one for whom I would not choose too work.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    83. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would argue that unilateralism is a thing Japanese people are rarely for, given the hive mentality/lack of individualism in the culture. They often will deliberate on the issue at length, get the plan together and fleshed out, then act in unison in full vigor with the focus gained from deliberations. At that point of action the details are said to be worked out ahead of time. Granted thats how it's supposed to go, can't comment on what they do about one-offs.

    84. Re:Well duh by RoLi · · Score: 1

      So in other words if somebody takes a bathroom break, his desk may be taken by somebody coming in and he has to look for a new desk (probably from somebody else who is in the restroom)?

    85. Re:Well duh by Uzuri · · Score: 1

      Doesn't help with the screaming idiots who have to come stand in front of your desk and natter on about something entirely unrelated to what you do. No headphones block that out, or the stompy-footed women who need 6" platform heels and make more noise than a full hitch of Budweiser Clydesdales.

      Bullpen with a small number of people doing the same work as you is great. Working in the middle of Main Street sucks.

      --
      I'm a she-slashdotter... but I make up for it by living with my folks.
  2. Micromanagement reigns... by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Managers have no confidence in themselves-- they know they are incompetent at motivating people so they have to resort to big-brother intimidation techniques and vacuous pep rallys with inane slogans and sports metaphors. It then becomes self-fulfilling for the most part, you get what you pay for...

    1. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by SimonInOz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Micromanagement == Agile.

      Sorry, back to open offices.
      The problem here is a clash between the qualities useful for office politics (cooperation, social interaction, group activities, knowledge of multiple projects, multi-tasking), and the ones actually required for getting intellectual work done (concentration, single mindedness, long periods of interruption-free abstraction).
      For project design, architecture, debugging, etc, the effective person is not the one leaping up and down, having meetings, calling people ... no, it's the one sitting rather quietly thinking "if we did it this way, we'd save 5 years of work".

      The whole thrust of "office design", and office working techniques, is aimed at extroverts. Extroverts make rotten programmers, designers, and they tend not to be especially innovative. Management is appropriate for extroverts - and, as we know, people promote people like them ... and even hire them.

      So basically, if you are a quiet, bright, introvert, you are probably brilliant at your job - and almost unemployable.

      Bummer, eh?

      --
      "Cats like plain crisps"
    2. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by callahan2211 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, same reason high-tech companies are low-tech, when they don't embrace telecommuting.

      --
      "There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and
    3. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      It is particularly galling when a company that wants all businesses to pay to move into its cloud won't let its own employees work remote. (Starts with G)

      --
      When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a thumb.
    4. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Micromanagement == Agile.

      No. Micromanagement is a lack of trust, of manager to their employers/teams. Agile (which is not always the best work organisation, but could be) is the internal organisation of a team/project.

      You can do Agile *and* trust your teams, and let them do their work.

    5. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by callahan2211 · · Score: 1

      Ah, don't you just love irony? ;)

      --
      "There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and
    6. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think you would like this book if you haven't already read it:
      http://amzn.to/174BNQT

      I also enjoyed this one after a particularly bad "death-march":
      http://amzn.to/1wAgc7E

      The Guerrilla Guide to Interviewing - Joel on Software:
      http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog0000000073.html

    7. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by ThePhilips · · Score: 1

      Bummer, eh?

      For as long as one is OK giving up some of the credit to the ass kissers, it can be made work.

      The real problem are extroverts who are not yet promoted, or worse: those who believe that they are great coders. (As you can see, they are very humble: they are not "extraordinary" - just "great".)

      For as long as your lower ranks are made up of reliable people, the introverts can steer the company any way they want, because they are the people who do the actual work.

      And extroverts have rather short attention span.

      When I say, "A is not possible, but B is", they basically have no chance of opposing me. If they insist on going with A, I can still do B and later say that it is what they have asked. Chances are that they are already on the next big thing and do not care about the "past".

      --
      All hope abandon ye who enter here.
    8. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't go into computers because I like to be around people. Open-office supporters apparently have a desperate need to be seen by other people at all times, like peacocks making their mating displays. I think half the managers who want open-office layouts don't want to watch all the employees, they want to be sure the employees are watching them -- and making the appropriate submissive body movements.

      I've long been fearful of being made to work in an open-office type place, until I realized that it would give me plenty of obstacle-free shooting lanes for when I snap and start taking the fuckers screaming down into hell with me. No, I don't want to hurt my co-workers, but make me work every day on what is essentially a stage with everyone ***looking*** at me all the time, and I either start shooting or start singing show tunes, and I assure you being shot is by far the easier death.

    9. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      For project design, architecture, debugging, etc, the effective person is not the one leaping up and down, having meetings, calling people ... no, it's the one sitting rather quietly thinking "if we did it this way, we'd save 5 years of work".

      At a former employer of mine you should have heard their ace scrum team. They basically got their own corner of the floor - it didn't have doors but separated from the rest by meeting rooms - because their constant chatter was annoying everybody else. I've worked quite a bit in project rooms and unless I'm really deep into a mind twister catching a few glimpses into what other people are discussing is more useful than hurtful. It's way more distracting when people are talking about something else entirely.

      --
      Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
    10. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by fibonacci8 · · Score: 1

      Hypocrisy, not irony. Irony would be if magically it was a good idea for everyone else to work via the cloud, except for those whose job is to work on the cloud itself. It's just as good an idea for anyone to use it, for better or for worse.

      --
      Inheritance is the sincerest form of nepotism.
    11. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe your anti-extrovert bigotry is holding you back? Why would anyone want to hire/promote someone who hold so many of their co-workers in such low regard?

    12. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No. Micromanagement is a lack of trust, of manager to their employers/teams. Agile (which is not always the best work organisation, but could be) is the internal organisation of a team/project.

      What did you get done yesterday, AC? What was the blocker that prevented it from being done? Why isn't it done yet today, AC? Either there's someone else on the team blocking you (not pulling their weight), or you're the blocker who's not pulling your weight. Which is it, AC? This is a 5-minute standup, so think fast, AC!

      (Will you post your reply in this thread within five minutes? Why not? What's blocking you, AC? Actual work? Or are you just not agile enough to keep up with the thread, AC? I'll just ping you on IM instead of sending you an email. You're agile enough to be running IM 24/7, aren't you? :)

    13. Re: Micromanagement reigns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because as a rule when an introvert holds someone in low regard it is because of what that someone is or is not good at. When an extrovert does so it is because of what he or she feels about the person.

      One is relevant to getting stuff done, the other is not.

    14. Re: Micromanagement reigns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly making the point.
      We don't quite run agile in a serious way, but we have bi-daily meetings.
      People say all the time "I didn't really make much progress", "I don't really remember what I did most of yesterday" etc. no further questions asked (except maybe "what about ..." if it's something impacting them).
      If there is trust, the point of mentioning what you did is so others know what is going on and give tips, and the blockers are for you to raise issues you need or want help with.
      If you are doing stand-up meetings for the sake of your boss instead of for yourself and the team, it's your fault for doing agile wrong, and I'm sure you would manage to mess up any other development method just as badly.

    15. Re: Micromanagement reigns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We agree that judging a person based on outcomes is preferable.

      Prejudging people due to your assessment of their personality type is ugly.

      For the extroverts out there: We are not all like the parent poster who is silently judging you or assuming that you are incompetent like the GGP does. Most of us are not bitter and judgmental.

    16. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by callahan2211 · · Score: 1

      Not a big fan of hypocrisy either.

      --
      "There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and
    17. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This argument of extroverts vs introverts is sort of irrelevant. All supporting studies of this has been kind of called out be, in frank, bullshit.

    18. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      Agreed, as most "agile" workflows try to reduce the contact between stakeholders and the development team. The whole point of Scrum's product owner is to reduce the number of managers down to one, and the idea of things like sprint goal is to say "look, we can promise this by the end of the sprint. Now let us go do it!"

      It's just that the internal tools are often abused by traditional managers, instead of leaving them to be tools for the team to manage itself.*

      * I don't consider the scrum master to be a manager, as the role of the scrum master is more of a subordinate role than a managing role, a person who helps to smooth the way and referee, not to make sure everyone is working on what he feels is important.

    19. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we work at the same place... Because it's like you're reading my mind... :-/

    20. Re:Micromanagement reigns... by avatar139 · · Score: 1

      So basically, if you are a quiet, bright, introvert, you are probably brilliant at your job - and almost unemployable.

      Bummer, eh?

      Gosh, I didn't know there were any other introverts besides me in Canada! ;)

      --
      I'm honest enough to admit I lie to myself.
  3. I hate it by mamba69 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Constant noise and distraction, getting interrupted 1000 times by co-workers. It leads to starting some tasks over and over and forgetting about others.

    Bad idea, created by "Twitter Generation"

    1. Re:I hate it by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 2

      Constant noise and distraction...

      Yes, it sucks. But it's not going away. The competent developer needs to solve their problem. Generally by not trying to write code in such an environment. Write documents, have phone calls, pick your nose, whatever. But when you need to write code, go somewhere else where the noise and/or interruptions are not directed at you. I go home, or the corner of the cafeteria after rush hour. I get lots of code written on long plane journeys, so I plan ahead to be able to take advantage of that (I.E. using tools I can run locally on my work laptop).

      Be blunt about why you are doing it. If you can't be blunt, find a different employer that appreciates honesty.

      --
      I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
    2. Re:I hate it by OzPeter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bad idea, created by "Twitter Generation"

      You really need to review your history. The open office has been around for centuries, if not millennia. Mind you back then the Monks weren't allowed to speak. And that doesn't even touch on Dicksian nightmares and the middle of last century. What is new is people not shutting the fuck up and annoying everyone else.

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    3. Re: I hate it by IANAAC · · Score: 2

      So I take it your employer gives you equal time out of the office to accomplish this? If not, it doesn't sound like a solution, just more of a time-suck.

    4. Re:I hate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you have NEVER worked a real job in your life.

    5. Re:I hate it by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      Working on the factory floor or a sweat shop is not the same as doing a job that involves person to person interaction.

    6. Re: I hate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I don't get it.

      I have to work "when people are generally in the building", because my job is to support their work. Getting on a plane, going home, or even disappearing for three hours isn't going to cut it. I'm expected to be calm, responsive and able to be productive with the rest of the group.

      I'm not part of this hipstwitter generation. I'm not allowed to provide twee service to one person at a time and still be proud of myself.

      *twee: one special person at a time service. In the simplest scenario, you arrive at cafe Twee to get a coffee to go. The person in front of you orders NY strip with eggs, and you get 25 minutes standing alone with your thoughts while the special snowflakes chat. Then you get you 48 seconds of special service for that cup of coffee the hipster bitch could have poured 26 minutes ago. People that take a trip, go home, or hide in a dark corner to program are like that twee service. Unaware of work that could be done in seconds because they are raising the cow from birth to make steak and eggs.

      This is good whiskey. I started this post coherent and ended it upset at the local cafe.

    7. Re:I hate it by kenwd0elq · · Score: 2

      The "open office" plan has also been MOCKED for almost as long. cf. "The Crimson Permanent Assurance", a Monty Python spoof in which office drones in exactly that sort of "open office" make the office manager walk the plank, and then sail their office building into pirate battles against other insurance companies. Even by Monty Python standards, it was silly. Almost as silly as "open offices".

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      I once had a job in a much smaller version of that; one big cubicle with workstations at all four corners. Turn into the corner to your PC to actually "work"; turn into the center to collaborate or discuss things. That worked all right, but I cannot imagine being on the phone talking to customers in an "open office" environment.

    8. Re:I hate it by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      You really need to review your history. The open office has been around for centuries, if not millennia.

      Yes millenia... we were banging rocks together in open offices called caves. But eventually we became civilized and stopped feeding from open troughs and learned to walk upright too.

      --
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    9. Re:I hate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naa this started farther back than that ... it was cheaper than individual full height cubes or offices

    10. Re:I hate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Turn into the corner to your PC to actually "work"; turn into the center to collaborate or discuss things."

      So is Workaholics your life story?

    11. Re:I hate it by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Apparently the real culprit is Montessori schools.

      http://www.economist.com/news/...

      The happy clappy, drippy hippy, touchy feely bastards,

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    12. Re: I hate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. I have to work "when people are generally in the building", because my job is to support their work.

      People that [...] hide in a dark corner to program are like that twee service. Unaware of work that could be done in seconds

      Because their job isn't to support other people's work. It's to write a program. Their job is to think really hard about stuff. Your job isn't that.

    13. Re:I hate it by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      I worked in an open plan office before twitter existed, so clearly not.

      http://www.officemuseum.com/ph... - lots of open plan offices that ever so slightly predate twitter.
       

    14. Re:I hate it by deniable · · Score: 1

      Have you tried headphones? They work.

    15. Re:I hate it by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      If you can't be blunt, find a different employer that appreciates honesty.

      That is like trying to find competing internet and cell phone service providers. You could change employers and end up working in the same room.

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    16. Re:I hate it by LQ · · Score: 1

      Bad idea, created by "Twitter Generation"

      You really need to review your history. The open office has been around for centuries, if not millennia. Mind you back then the Monks weren't allowed to speak. And that doesn't even touch on Dicksian nightmares and the middle of last century. What is new is people not shutting the fuck up and annoying everyone else.

      From a British perspective, it seems we transitioned from small offices to open plan about 20 years ago. Cubicles have never been common here.

    17. Re: I hate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea but when your in a large room and there's a group of asshats gabbing about cars while YOU are solving a problem with a customer live on the phone and you cant even hear them while getting the stink eye for saying SHUT THE FUCK UP, its a problem

    18. Re:I hate it by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      At home there is interuptions every 5 minutes also. Change diapers, baby cries, hold him! Feed him, toddler comes in and start dissecting the plants and drawing on papers, screaming if you stop him. Wife says she's out of cigarettes. Go & buy! Now! Don't forget the dishes & cook lunch. Also constnt links to Facebook being forwarded thru skype that needs commenting asap. etc

    19. Re:I hate it by azcoyote · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Even monks tended to have private monastic cells where they went throughout the day to pray alone.

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    20. Re:I hate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if your "Twitter Generation" actually existed at least 20 years before Twitter, the social medium. I've been working in open plan offices all my working life, back to the 80s. However, it's possible that the Twitter generation existed long before, but that we simply didn't know what to call it back then...

    21. Re:I hate it by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 2

      They definitely help, but they're not without issues. Headphones can get uncomfortable when worn all day. For me, though, the real problem is that I actually concentrate best without music. Noise cancelling headphones will reduce the volume by a considerable amount, but will certainly not eliminate it. If I absolutely must drown out nearby noise, I'd play classical music or movie soundtracks, as that seems to stay in the background of my brain without grabbing my attention as much as music with lyrics.

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    22. Re:I hate it by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Working in an accounting open office is not the same as working on the factory floor or a sweat shop.

    23. Re:I hate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japanese offices here in the states were like this at least 20 years now. this is not new.

      But i agree, it sucks.

    24. Re:I hate it by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? The whole "brogrammer" narrative that the media wants to shove down our throats is PERFECT for this kind of mindset. A manager with the "brogrammer" mindset won't have any problems with that kind of bluntness. He probably prefers it.

      Cut the crap. Get shit done.

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    25. Re:I hate it by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Except headphones are uncomfortable (and also some tasks, like trying to concentrate on reading a document, don't work so well with music playing in your ears), so you're still distracted.

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    26. Re: I hate it by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      So I take it your employer gives you equal time out of the office to accomplish this? If not, it doesn't sound like a solution, just more of a time-suck.

      My boss is 6000 miles away. Part of working in a big corp. It's moot.

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    27. Re:I hate it by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      What is a real job? How is it different to what I do, designing circuits and developing security specs in standards bodies? I understand other people have different jobs, E.G. milking cows or preparing tax forms or planning weddings but I don't know how to distinguish the real jobs from the not real jobs.

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    28. Re: I hate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I discovered the sites that our firewall allows that generate white noise. Put them through my over the ear noise canceller crappy cheap headphones and I can work again.
      Why do you think Beethoven went deaf?

    29. Re:I hate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell your cunt of a wife to get off her fat fucking ass and deal with that shit herself. You're working.

    30. Re:I hate it by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      YHCMV - You home circumstances may vary.

      My daughter has reached the teenage "never leave the bedroom" age, so I get more quiet time at home than when she was younger.

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    31. Re:I hate it by Uzuri · · Score: 1

      No. They don't. I'm sitting here wearing a pair of in-ear noise blockers (the best I can find after years of searching -- used to live next to some seriously bad neighbors, so I've had a long time to perfect my choice) and they don't come close to eliminating problem noises. Over-the-ear noise-cancelling is utterly useless for the human voice.

      The only thing that works is rising an bludgeoning the offender with a MacBook or other metal-cased laptop.

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  4. Fine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    *uninstalls OpenOffice and installs a crazy outdated version of StarOffice*

    1. Re:Fine! by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      *uninstalls OpenOffice and installs a crazy outdated version of StarOffice*

      I might have a copy of wordstar lying around if you want to go more retro, but you'll have to supply the CP/M system to go with it.

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    2. Re:Fine! by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      'electric pencil' for me, please.

      GOML

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    3. Re:Fine! by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      I'd be happy with a text version of Word Perfect actually.

      [John]

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    4. Re: Fine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PaperClip

    5. Re:Fine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      i kew it : "This article is sponsored by MS office" :)

    6. Re:Fine! by tigersha · · Score: 2

      If you like wordstar, install joe on Linux. It has the same commands. Which is why, after 30 years, I am still using it to edit things when I am in a command shell. I hate Unix machines where only vi is installed. joe forever!

      On my Desktop I do use sublime text and sometimes TextMate

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    7. Re:Fine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LibreOffice is better.

    8. Re:Fine! by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      Anything wrong with WordPad?

    9. Re:Fine! by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      There is virtually no difference between the 2.

    10. Re:Fine! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Does it have butterfly mode? Emacs does!

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    11. Re:Fine! by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      I remember StarOffice. Crazy ass hacked together Office Suite used to battle MS Office. Just one of many side projects that Scot McNealy did at Sun. If he dropped those, and actually worked on his SPARC processors so that the $10,000 workstation didn't get smacked by a $2000 Intel PC, he may still be CEO of Sun.

      The irony of fighting the MS Evil Empire, waste so much resources doing so that he was swallowed by the Oracle Evil Empire.

    12. Re:Fine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a few of us that install it on every *nix box we use; haven't found a substitute for its block copy/block move command

    13. Re:Fine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there is virtually no difference, then why do I prefer LO over OO, hmmm, smartypants?

  5. Open Office Space by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.

    Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?

    Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

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    1. Re:Open Office Space by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 3, Funny

      Milton: I was told that I could play my radio at a reasonable volume...

    2. Re:Open Office Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In an open office space, this is literally what I do...

      Between the half a dozen conversations going on around me at any point in time, it's not easy to focus - I mostly just stare at my screen listening to people talk... because that's all I can hear :\

    3. Re:Open Office Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of a contract where I was hired to do technical writing. My experience mirrored yours. Stupidest place for me to be while trying to do that job well.

    4. Re:Open Office Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I just browse slashdot because I can't actually focus on anything. I'll get my 30 minutes of work in before everyone arrives or after they leave. Turn out it's enough to make everyone think I work the whole day, so I guess everyone else is doing just as much work. Sad, sad, world.

  6. More productive on the bus to/from work by presidenteloco · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I had a programming job in an open office with the boss on the phone faking jovial, garrulous laughter in sales calls all day long when he wasn't coming over to refocus our efforts many times a day and ask how long that would take.

    Needless to say, I got more productive development done (on my hobby project/next business) in the private office of the back seat of the bus for half hour in the morning and evening. A bus can be noisy (and you have to hang on to your laptop for fear of sudden stops), but it beats the open plan office by a long shot anyday.

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    1. Re:More productive on the bus to/from work by TWX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've found that the only 'open' floorplan that works is when it's grouped for small teams with their own walls separating them from other teams. That allows the team to communicate effectively when they need to without having to get up and walk to someone else's office, but also gives a degree of privacy to the members of the team, so long as they're comfortable with each other.

      That last statement is critical, I've seen some groupings work very poorly because of particularly boisterous people that could be heard through multiple closed doors as they didn't understand that their outside voices weren't necessary for a telephone call, or people that conduct way too much personal business on the phone while in the office. I've also seen teams whose work areas became the hangout for the department, which also destroys productivity.

      It can work, but it requires conditions to be right to make it work.

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    2. Re:More productive on the bus to/from work by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      I had a programming job in an open office with the boss on the phone

      I once had a job in a cube farm, and my nearest neighbor was a wanna be local politician who was always on the phone talking himself up. You don't need to be in an open office to be annoyed by that shit.

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    3. Re:More productive on the bus to/from work by Gordo_1 · · Score: 2

      Oh come on. What's the harm in putting say inside sales reps next to Engineers? The proximity of sales reps will motivate the developers to code harder because they can hear all the lies they tell first-hand! It's practically a direct feed to customer feedback, and cuts out the need for a Product Manager!

    4. Re:More productive on the bus to/from work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... but is sure helps.

    5. Re:More productive on the bus to/from work by Beck_Neard · · Score: 1

      Why do we even need offices anyway? We got a bunch of people gathering together in one building only to try the best they can to work privately on their computers and not interact with each other. In the past this might have made some sense, as the office had specialized equipment that was only available there, and you often had to pass documents quickly to/from your colleagues.

      It seems we need a new paradigm where people actually use the office to interact with each other in a productive way. Until then the only reason for going to an office is for the stress of your boss' presence to force you to work.

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    6. Re:More productive on the bus to/from work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tend to smoke too much pot if I stay at home.....

      So instead I just toke up on the lunchbreak.

      Otherwise, yeah I'm with ya.

    7. Re:More productive on the bus to/from work by Megane · · Score: 1

      Oh man, the guy in the next cubicle living on the phone is the worst. Mine was a guy in his 60s who had just bought a farm out in the boonies and was always on the phone about stuff like tractors breaking and coyotes in the chicken coop. Also, his wife was a total luser idiot who could never accept when he was telling her something sensible. So I got to hear him repeatedly talk over her while trying to instill her with clue. Meanwhile, I was trying to write embedded C/C++ code. And this wasn't even an "open plan" office, it was 6-foot-high cubicles.

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    8. Re:More productive on the bus to/from work by kevinbr · · Score: 1

      I split time between France and the UK. We have hot desks so when in the UK there are never desks. Hence I rarely go to the office but work from my apartment and walk to the office a couple of times a week fork meetings. In France, I work at home or my local cafe where I get the real work done, as in a cafe there is a little noise but no one talks to me, and I get automatic coffee refills. Everyone now knows that a certain table is my office. I have Skype, Lync, a phone and email. I deal with China, Albania, Kenya, Germany, Ghana, romania and DRC. So it is impossible to have real meetings mostly. Over Christmas I have been at home for a month now.

      I really don't understand why people are tied to offices anymore. The work gets done, or it is obvious when people are docking off. I do my 6:00 AM conf calls in bed with my laptop ....... on my lap. I am often on conf calls 7 hours a day, impossible to do them in the office with the noise, and if everyone else is on calls it is too distracting. Worse when people are in the offices andn join calls, there is always too much noise when they are not muted.

    9. Re:More productive on the bus to/from work by fibonacci8 · · Score: 1

      You had me going until you qualified the last part as just the "need for a Product Manager", when it gets around to actually cutting them out get back to me.

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    10. Re: More productive on the bus to/from work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a guy in his 60s who would phone up shopping websites and place orders, since he thought it was safer. He ordered all kinds of things, we heard his credit card details at least once a week.

    11. Re:More productive on the bus to/from work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but that is the definition of the ONE TRUE Open Office. Totally random people popping in and out with varying levels of audio, huddled in their own cliques or cell phone convos, not caring that there is where somebody's trying to get some work done.

    12. Re:More productive on the bus to/from work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man, I worked in an office where we were right next to Captain Foghorn, the Marketing executive with the built in load balancing voice circuit. He could make himself heard clear down any crackly phone line. Unfortunately, at those times, he also made himself heard clear from the other side of the office which was over fifty meters away. Having a cubicle next to the main office interstate was good when the food trolley came along, but terrible when the off-ramp intersection to your cubicle group became the hot coffee mug diner cafe.

      Individual offices may be solve the visual distraction and privacy problem, but if they are not sound-proof, then there is the annoyance of your neighbors playing baseball in their office (actually it was a stand up meeting where workers were getting so bored they started tapping the floor with their feet). Even with a perfect office , the distractions would then be all the electronic communication; E-mail, instant messaging, skype, code reviews, discussion forums.

    13. Re:More productive on the bus to/from work by locopuyo · · Score: 1

      This is what we have and it works well. We keep people from coming and bothering us by having a really creepy guy outside the entrance to our section.

      We used to have managers outside the entrance but they didn't stop anyone like they were supposed to, and they were always distracting us by being on the phone or asking us for updates.

    14. Re:More productive on the bus to/from work by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      "I really don't understand why people are tied to offices anymore" - There is no logical reason for it. My situation is much like yours. I used to have to travel every week to clients all over the place. Typically, I would sit in one of their offices or cubicles and write code with little or no interaction with them at times.

      I have finally been able to convince a lot of them that I can work more effectively if I am remote about 50% of the time. Not only is it more comfortable and efficient for me, it saves them money. And that's how you sell it to them - show them how much money they are spending flying me in, renting a car, and putting me up in a hotel. Then I have to show them that I can meet deadlines working from home. Once you do that you're golden.

  7. Totally Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Besides the distracting perpetual background noise, the feeling of being constantly on display is fairly unnerving.

    Web browsing on company time is a self correcting problem. It's accepted (at least where I work) that quick breaks throughout the day are almost a necessity. I usually do so when I get hung up or frustrated by something. A quick glance through any one of several sites I frequent gives my brain a break, and then I find I can get back at it. People who abuse this excessively become less productive.

    You don't need an open office to notice the guys who arn't pulling their weight. Whether it's because they are on facebook all day, or because they just arn't very good doesn't matter much. If they are still doing an appropriate amount of work for their grade, they'll probably stay on anyway but their career is going nowhere. If they arn't, they're probably out the door sooner or later. Ultimately the first performance enhancement meeting (not making that up) is usually a wakeup call.

    1. Re:Totally Agree by lucm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Web browsing on company time is a self correcting problem. It's accepted (at least where I work) that quick breaks throughout the day are almost a necessity. I usually do so when I get hung up or frustrated by something. A quick glance through any one of several sites I frequent gives my brain a break, and then I find I can get back at it.

      Last year I spent a few months working on site for a client that has a zero tolerance policy for personal use of internet. When I learned about this I was horrified and almost declined the contract, but as soon as I started working there I found out that not only did my productivity improve, my general mood also improved. Hours flew by even if the project was not that interesting. At the end of the day I had more energy, and I also took more pleasure in non-work activities in the evening.

      I am not kidding. Try it for a week: no personal email, no personal web browsing, no funnies, nothing like that during business hours (including the phone). Also cut the chitchat and the gossiping around the watercooler (or espresso machine). You won't believe how better you will feel. It's almost zen.

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    2. Re:Totally Agree by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      nope, sorry. won't ever take a job like that unless I'm 6mos late with the rent and have no other option.

      try to control me to that level and you will fail. and you won't get anyone worth having, either, as only sheep will put up with such treatment.

      modern life means that personal stuff 'happens' and it happens while at 9-5, too. to say 'no' to this is rude and inconsiderate and I want NO PART of any boss or company that disrespects me to that level.

      tl;dr; show-stopper. I won't take a job like that and neither should anyone, here.

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    3. Re:Totally Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tried this before, or rather was forced into it (work literally blocked most web traffic, so it was impossible).

      I got so frustrated not being able to do anything but focus on one thing without any breaks, I ended up punching my boss and throwing my mug at someones monitor as I quit in a massive rage of tension and frustration.

      It's basically torture, not allowing someone control over their brain's thought processes, and forcing them to stare at a screen or "do something productive" while they're waiting on something to compile/download/etc.

      Now I run my own company, quite successful, I bought them out of spite and fired my old boss and their management (kept all the technical staff and useful products) for a little shy of 20mil, bitter sweet.

    4. Re:Totally Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Is your company website www.ThatNeverHappened.com?

    5. Re:Totally Agree by Shados · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised. Now, don't get me wrong, I worked at a company like that and quit pretty quick because I couldn't stand it. But there's a lot of people out there (a lot!) who are dedicated enough in their work that they'll happily be at 100% from 8 to 7 every day. These people just all work at the same places.

      I mean, its not too surprising: there's a lot of jobs where you can't access your phone aside during breaks...and any job where you have to run/stand around all day didn't exactly let you do personal things (again aside during breaks) until cellphones came up.

      So obviously people can do it, some good people do. I just prefer working at the countless companies where its not needed :)

    6. Re:Totally Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that it can be and I see as a consultant that probably most days your job doesn't follow you home since (having been a consultant) the client doesn't want to get billed for extra hours. But now as regular FTEs lots of companies seem to feel its ok to annoy you any time there is a "crisis" and way too many things seem to fall into that category or even work extra hours at home, under the guise of meeting deadlines etc.. So if they're going to expect the extended day even if its answering emails at 10 p.m. at night they can't really be complaining about me taking care of bill when I can reach a customer service person, or check my bank account etc.

    7. Re:Totally Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chuckle. I had managers who had managers who insisted on this kind of open seating.

      I had work that required focusing and keeping details in mind for long stretches of time. So, I got foam earplugs and wore those on a prominent string around my neck, and over those put great big plastic ear protectors suitable for jackhammer work.

      And then when someone would come over to physically interrupt me because I was ignoring the email beeps and phone buzzes, I'd ignore them too -- until they touched me or forcibly intruded into my very focused visual field. Peripheral vision? I deny having any.

      Then -- upon interruption -- I'd SPROING thrash out of my chair and knock things over and yell loudly -- and look dazed -- and then lift off the ear covers, pull out the earplugs, and very politely apologize and say how I'd been concentrating, and I really had to keep the last few chapters of this thing in my head so I could deal with keeping everything consistent .... and now where was I ... and methodically put a handful of PostIt notes into the documents and then turn to the interruptor and say, well, now, what was it?

      After a few months, my manager moved me off to an untenanted floor where there was nobody else around -- technically satisfying upper management's open office decree -- no barriers, no partitions. And -- heavenly -- no coworkers.

      That was good for quite a few years of very productive work. I got great reviews.

      I even got a nice window view.

    8. Re:Totally Agree by Anrego · · Score: 1

      I think it varies greatly with the type of work.

      Slog work, I totally agree. Those "little breaks" add up, and you end up spending more time at the office then if you just plow through. Not to mention when I get "in the zone" things go a lot faster (both perceptively and productively).

      The kind of work where your pouring over huge sheets of numbers or graphing things out trying to see a pattern or spike that will tell you wtf went wrong, or trying to wrap your head around something difficult, I think the breaks become almost necessary. I find letting my brain ramp down then starting back from the beginning helps immensely when I become overwhelmed with bits of information. I usually prefer to get up and actually move around though.

    9. Re:Totally Agree by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Rule 43 disproved!

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    10. Re:Totally Agree by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      yeah ok mr obviously in management.

    11. Re:Totally Agree by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It also very much depends on the job, and on the specific task currently at hand. There are times when hours do indeed fly by unnoticed (coincidentally, these are also usually the tasks that require most concentration and least interaction with other people, like coding something complicated; exactly the kind of stuff that doesn't work well in an open office). There are other times when "it's compiling", or you're doing some particularly tedious and grueling debugging, where the lack of any outside distractions for several hours straight will make your brain feel like mush and productivity plummet long before the end of the day.

    12. Re:Totally Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd be surprised. Now, don't get me wrong, I worked at a company like that and quit pretty quick because I couldn't stand it. But there's a lot of people out there (a lot!) who are dedicated enough in their work that they'll happily be at 100% from 8 to 7 every day.

      Well if you're working 8 to 7 then you're a damn workaholic anyway so that lessens the surprise.

    13. Re:Totally Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a single person who lives alone, I require some personal use of my own phone during the workday, because some of the businesses that I must contact periodically as part of ordinary existence have the same working hours I do.

      Be that as it may, I would joyfully give up all the chitchat if doing so meant I got to work in a quiet and undistracting environment. As it stands with my current open office environment...everybody is in on every body else's conversation, and they DO happen. Management seems to approve of this waste as team-building. I think they are morons.

    14. Re:Totally Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good portion of the value that I bring results from my time doing undirected research (a.k.a. web surfing). Not social media, or funnies, or lolcats but lots of web-surfing high-quality sites and constant learning about what is happening in the world, and what other firms are doing.

      The occasionally half-million-dollar-idea pays for lots of time spent websurfing.

      -AC

    15. Re:Totally Agree by lucm · · Score: 1

      You bought a whole company for 20 millions? Did they let you keep the ice trays from the break room fridge for that bargain price?

      That's the part that always drive me mad when I buy companies for less than 100 millions. You get there as soon as the ink is dry on the contract, thinking that you will have ice cubes to put in your glass of whisky while you're dictating a letter to the secretary who used to work for your boss (the one with the big tits) - and then, BANG, no fucking ice because the lowball price only included furniture, not miscellaneous items like ice trays.

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    16. Re:Totally Agree by lucm · · Score: 1

      It depends on what you mean by half-million-dollar-idea. Is that revenue or profit? Because half a million of revenue in a company where people spend a lot of time looking at high-quality sites is not a lot.

      As an example, if the company has 100 employees with an average salary of $50,000, and they all spend 2h per day websurfing, you need at lest 3 of those ideas per year to break even.

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    17. Re:Totally Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went to graduate school so I don't have to work for a place where they treat you like kindergartners and schedule your breaks and tell you when and where you can use your phone.

    18. Re:Totally Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My previous employer did that. It caused me to spiral into a depression that no pills could cure. (I wasn't the only one affected; turn-over was abysmally high.) Eventually a full-on career switch did the trick and I'm climbing back up now, lesson learnt. Most people just need short breaks and a bit of socialising to stay healthy, both mentally and physically. Judging from cues in your post I'm guessing that you've got Asperger's, so maybe you won't be able to understand, but take it from me, most people just cannot function in an environment like you describe.

    19. Re:Totally Agree by snizzitch · · Score: 1

      I might thrive in such an environment, except that in that case you would be utterly, completely dependent on the client/employer for providing you with meaningful, satisfying work. If they fail to do so, as many employers do, that might make for some looooong work days.

  8. I'm more productive when allowed to focus by snowsnoot · · Score: 2

    ... such as when working remotely or in a place away from distraction. It allows me to prioritize tasks that I need to accomplish vs tasks someone else wants me to do for something they need to accomplish. Mostly though my work is autonomous in nature and doesn't require a whole lot of collaboration. I can see how the open office is essential for teams where work is accomplished in a real time collaborative effort. I hear rumours my employer will soon move to the open office model, would be interestin to see how productivity is affected, for me personally and for the organization as a whole.

  9. Kill it with fire! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    15 years ago the president of the company was all "This is the future! Ad hoc meetings when necessary everyone shuts up and does their work otherwise!"

    Now it's incessant screaming over each other at the phone as people are trying to conference call, speaker phone call, crack up at jokes and argue with each other while trying to be louder than everyone else. And the president comes and paces back and forth behind me for minutes on end before I finally crack and ask him what he wants.

    1. Re:Kill it with fire! by nateman1352 · · Score: 1

      The root cause of this problem and in fact most of the problems I've seen in the work environment is that most managers seem to be completely incapable of understanding the concept of a happy medium.

      Honestly I'm not a fan of the 5x10 cube. The walls and the monitor are so close that there is absolutely no way for you to take a vision break and focus on something 20 feet away without getting up and getting a coffee, so you don't do it as much as you should. I can't think of many things that could possibly be worse for your eyes. And often those walls are 20+ years old, have never been cleaned, super dusty and all of them smell like B.O. At the same time, yeah I don't like being on display and having everyone constantly looking over my shoulders either.

      Right now my team has our aisle set up with half height walls facing the walkway and doors, the desks set up so that we are looking out into the aisle. The back wall is full length. That way people walking down the aisle see the back of our monitors, not the front. But at the same time, I can look down the entire length of the aisle, which not only lets me see my other co-workers, its gives me distant objects to focus on every now and then without even having to stand up. This by far is the best of both worlds... a happy medium go figure!

      Problem is everything has to be black and white all the time at the office. Nothing can ever been in between with management types because that is harder to brag about on your annual review. Either we are centralizing and standardizing on one solution for the whole company (even when that solution is a really bad choice for some things) or we innovating and being disruptive and not working together at all so that way we can duplicate a bunch of work. My suggestion that we should work together when it makes sense but don't force it always seems to fall on deaf ears.

    2. Re:Kill it with fire! by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      I hear what you are saying, I really do. But as a developer turned manager part of the reason things end up so black and white is because as a manager what you basically do is field complaints from the users (clients, other departments, your bosses) and the development staff day in and day out, day after day, endlessly. And life becomes, essentially, a constant stream of fuck ups, dumb mistakes, omissions. Because when things go well, managers aren't needed.

      After a while you realize that you can't please everybody, no matter what, and that is how you end up with so much black and white.

      For example... five of the twenty developers that work for you bitch and complain that their changes keep getting over-written when source code forks merge.. When the real problem is that they aren't good source control users and are too lazy to get a fresh copy... or commit. Or they click "auto merge" and never bother to pull the auto-merged code back down and see that it works. Five other guys complain about the first five... Your boss goes ballistic every time there's a new release because old bugs come back. After a while you get sick of the endless complaining. So you decide that the real problem is the developers aren't talking to each other, so you end up with the "daily tactical merge meeting" which is seen by the really good developers as a stupid waste of time.... And then people don't show up, in a childish act of rebellion... and you have to make it "mandatory". This is what it's like on the dark side... I do try really hard NOT to be the PHB I always seemed to work for as a developer but sometimes I do find myself acting like one.

      As to the work space layout I do believe the low height cube walls are a huge mistake for most environments but I do see them more and more - and it's better than everybody having desks lined up in rows, which is what we had when I first started working a very long time ago.

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  10. Didn't think it was bad until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I didn't think our open office was that bad, but now that so many people are gone for the holidays, I found myself telling people how much more productive I have been. I think having less distractions would definitely help me get more done...

    1. Re:Didn't think it was bad until... by thedarb · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

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  11. A layout that worked not too badly for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was scrum master of a couple of teams and when the company moved, we designed the new office so that (open your imagination):

    1- Cubicles were arranged in groups of 4, like a square with each person facing a corner. An extra chair for visitors.
    2- Since scrum groups were about 8-12 people large, cubicle groups for the team were clustered close-by.
    3- Depending on the number of attendees, Scrum meeting would be held in one cubicle or a conference room.
    4- All cubicle walls were half-height.
    5- It wasn't a big company, so the main walking path accessed every cubicle. And it was easy to raise our heads to see what was going on. An IM, a quick phone call, or a short walk was all that was needed to communicate with anyone.

    (too bad I can't draw even in ASCII ;) )

    That way, people worked in a sort of open office without too many distractions. Also, I thought it helped to create a sort of team spirit.

    Just my 2c!

  12. Reinventing history by OzPeter · · Score: 4, Informative

    The cube farm was invented as response to the problems of the open office. Now the pendulum is swinging the other way and people wonder why problems are cropping up?

    The office cubicle was created by designer Robert Propst for Herman Miller, and released in 1967 under the name "Action Office II". Although cubicles are often seen as being symbolic of work in a modern office setting due to their uniformity and blandness, they afford the employee a greater degree of privacy and personalization than in previous work environments, which often consisted of desks lined up in rows within an open room.

    Cubicle

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    1. Re:Reinventing history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way I remembered the old days is that senior people (usually anyone 30 or older with s college degree, or anyone who had an MBA or advanced degree) had their own offices, with doors that closed for privacy. The boss had a corner office and a secretary who sat at a desk outside and typed memos on an IBM Selectric. Junior people often doubled up in an office, or sometimes they had a desk out in the open floorspace. So that was open BUT it was only for people in their twenties.

      Cubes might have been invented in the '60s or whatever, but that's in the same sense that the Internet was invented back then too. Hardly anybody noticed either innovation until the '90s, when cubes became all the rage.

      So the open floor plan is not really a cycle, except maybe in fields such as journalism. It's more of a continuation of a trend.

    2. Re:Reinventing history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assure you that cubes have been de rigeur since at least the late 70's when I entered the workforce.

    3. Re:Reinventing history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you can reconfigure cubes without a tax penalty. Real offices are real-estate improvements, have tax implications (even if not punitive, you need a tax guy to tell you what will be taxed and what won't when you add doors and walls for a real office. Tax issues are painful, and are therefore abhorred, and the cube is a lot better than wide open space... no idea why they want to make the walls short though.

    4. Re:Reinventing history by RalphSlate · · Score: 1

      Here is a photo of a professional business officeplace in the early 20th century:

      http://imagemuseum.smugmug.com/History/Springfield-4/8136194_zqc7s7/758150368_HCzfvPs#!i=758150368&k=HCzfvPs&lb=1&s=A

      Makes cubes look like heaven.

    5. Re:Reinventing history by jbengt · · Score: 1

      The cube farm was invented as response to the problems of the open office.

      Like I say in a post above, there needs to be a definition of "Open Office" at the beginning of a piece like TFA, because every architect I have ever encountered has labeled what you call "cube farms" as "Open Office" on the plans.

    6. Re:Reinventing history by jbengt · · Score: 1

      I agree, cubicles have been the norm since at least the early 80s, when I began working. (and I've seen many hundreds of plans of them as an mechanical engineer in the construction industry) The only exception has been lawyers offices, which tend to have mostly private offices, and only a small amount of open office /cubicles. Also, in the late 80s, early 90s I noticed a trend (well, at least a couple of clients, anyway) of not blocking windows with private offices, and putting the bigshots' private offices in areas that workers would tend to walk by - except for the really big shots, who still tended to get corner offices.

    7. Re:Reinventing history by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      That was the office I started working in as a programmer in 1979. No kidding. What's left of of the picture are the 12" ashtrays and the brown walls, because ALL programmers smoked, every single one of them. One had a lot of time on their hands waiting for compiles, editor saves, 'n such in those days.

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  13. "multitasking millenials" by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Though multitasking millennials seem to be more open to distraction as a workplace norm.

    More open to distraction, sure, but not more productive because of it. The brain just doesn't work that way.

    1. Re:"multitasking millenials" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I used to be one of those 'multitaskers'. I took pride that I could crank on 3-4 things at a time.

      It took me years to figure out I was doing 3-4 things badly. I now deliberately do 1 thing at a time. I make everyone set the priority they want. I make it CLEAR they what they are costing (time, money, resources). I use the scrumm burndown list method to focus my boss. I also make it clear that spinning people off task for that brain fart you had this morning costs productivity. I do not use online burndown tools on purpose. Most of them are exceptional at what they do. I can use it with some people to good effect. But my current boss seems to forget to actually manage it. So I use a manual process to put it in front of him. As it is in front of him as he is a 'swing by' kind of boss. "lets check the list" is a very good way for him to figure out what to do.

      Multitasking is just a way of telling your workers you do not care about priority. Not everything can be at the top of the list. *SOMETHING* must be bellow the top. It may be a close call but you have to decide. In the words of the highlander there can be only one. Not everyone will be working on the top of the priority list either. Some will be getting number 2 and number 3 underway. However, something must be #1.

      If you do not make it clear what people should do you get people wandering off task to do other things. Micromanaging is a symptom of trust issues that are fed by them finding you doing other things. People wander off because they were not told properly up front what the priority was. It all feeds on itself.

    2. Re:"multitasking millenials" by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 2

      I suppose it really depends on the job you're all trying to do. If your work is very collaborative, analytical/consensus based, and has a lot of bouncing ideas back and forth, then a more open space might be best. If your work depends on you being able to concentrate on a task however, you need to be able to shut out distractions, and an "open" format is going to be a serious drag on your productivity.

    3. Re:"multitasking millenials" by Trane+Francks · · Score: 2

      I even find cubicles to be a drag. During the 7 years I spent surrounded by 3 partitions, I spent the vast majority of the time in that chair wearing headphones to block out as much of the environment as possible.

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    4. Re:"multitasking millenials" by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      I suppose it really depends on the job you're all trying to do. If your work is very collaborative, analytical/consensus based, and has a lot of bouncing ideas back and forth, then a more open space might be best.

      I once worked at a company where the engineers had cubes, and, in additions, functional teams had "war rooms", which were dedicated large closed rooms in which the team would work. The war rooms were furnished with open desks, and frequently, couches.

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    5. Re:"multitasking millenials" by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      ok, so it sounds like you found a good compromise solution for your problem.

    6. Re:"multitasking millenials" by swilver · · Score: 1

      If nothing has top priority, I take that as: pick whatever you think is best. If it turns out I picked wrong, too bad, set priorities then.

    7. Re:"multitasking millenials" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the point of open office or cubicle is to promote sharing and collaboration, he just killed that idea right there.

      Having to block out sights and sounds is not a good compromise, it's a symptom of a horribly designed workplace.

      Ever tried to speak with someone with earplugs and listening to music?

    8. Re:"multitasking millenials" by jbengt · · Score: 1

      I used to be one of those 'multitaskers'. I took pride that I could crank on 3-4 things at a time.

      It took me years to figure out I was doing 3-4 things badly.

      I used to actually be able to do 3-4 things at a time well.

      Lately, as I've gotten older, I've noticed that I can't do that as readily as I used to.

    9. Re:"multitasking millenials" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Orig ac here. I tried that method as well. It just pissed everyone off :(

      I *make* them pick. They must pick or nothing gets picked and I enjoy some time on youtube watching cats. I am not going to work on something you think is useless and then 8 months from now I find out in a review I did the wrong thing. Now is the time to pick. If you do not know right now I will give you a little bit of time to think it thru but not much. Usually less than 4 hours as I know you have other things to do but this is part of your job too.

      Now this method does not work on all managers. But it works *very* well on micromanagers. They feel like they are micromanaging (when in reality I am managing them). I make it clear *they* are the boss *they* decide the priority. I can easily step into their shoes if *they* like and they better back my decisions... Suddenly they make decisions.

      OT is also a symptom of non decision making that many organizations make. No decisions are made so therefore they all have to be made in a rush at the end and no time was scoped out properly. I turned a 12 hour 6 day weeks back into an 8 hour 5 day weeks by making the bosses make decisions. I hold them to it too. It also has the nice effect of showing if we are short people. Instead of sweeping it under the rug and more work being foisted on us. We know what we can do. It took about 3 years to get the org to do it. They unfortunately are reverting. I should care but I think it is time for me to move on.

    10. Re:"multitasking millenials" by Trane+Francks · · Score: 1

      If the point of open office or cubicle is to promote sharing and collaboration, he just killed that idea right there.

      Having to block out sights and sounds is not a good compromise, it's a symptom of a horribly designed workplace.

      Ever tried to speak with someone with earplugs and listening to music?

      Sharing and collaboration is easily accomplished by poking one's head around the corner and making eye contact. It shouldn't be necessary for a person to be subjected to incessant background noise/talk for there to be the possibility of collaboration. One's presence is enough. To that end, I mostly telework now, making sure that my Skype is always on for those who require my immediate attention. I'm a huge fan of video conferencing, too, which goes a long way to ensuring that things aren't lost in translation. Interestingly, I find others very quick to shoot down even turning on video during a call. I find that often seems to lead to misunderstandings and increased difficulty during communication.

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  14. Is It Worth Getting a New Job Over? by tapspace · · Score: 1

    At what point does a bad office layout drive you to seek new employment? It might seem ridiculous at first cut, but if you work in a terrible office, it really drags on you. And, better yet, how does one find out at a new job exactly what the work environment is like? Interviews are not usually done near the cube farm. Do you ask to see an example section of the building?

    1. Re:Is It Worth Getting a New Job Over? by VonSkippy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes - I've turned down two solid offers in 2014 (both with a minor 10%ish package increase but more interesting research, at least more interesting to me) because the position did NOT come with dedicated office space. I agreed to do a followup interview and stated in no uncertain terms the entire reason for me refusing the offer was the open layout of their lab. The 30-something HR person looked at me like I had just grown two heads. Depending on your career level and path, your mileage may vary.

    2. Re:Is It Worth Getting a New Job Over? by czth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have turned down offers in part because I'd be in an open layout office. In one case I would have had a couple feet of desk space at a long desk in a huge room. Heck, since he's mentioned in the article header and it was a few years back I don't mind saying it was at Bloomberg, doing C++ development; the work appeared great and the people that interviewed me seemed to know their stuff; and recently (so obviously it wouldn't have impacted me back then, but as a point of interest) I saw a couple of John Lakos's CppCon presentations and was singing with the choir. I took an offer much further south with an office (with a window, even). The NYC recruiting company managing the on-site interviews was not happy at this election, and tried to stiff me out of my travel reimbursement, but we worked it out.

      Since Microsoft I've been spoiled for cubes (I've heard some of their newer buildings are cubes; I was in Office) and I won't say not having an office would always be a deal-breaker but pretty close to it. When my present company was in temporary space I had a cube with loud people making free to strike up random conversations or phone calls just outside it and it drove me absolutely bonkers; I even went home to work a couple times. Now I have an office as we had agreed on before coming on full time and things are much better.

    3. Re:Is It Worth Getting a New Job Over? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Anything that makes your stress level lower is worth getting a new job over. Enjoying your job is paramount. It's where you spend a huge portion of your day. It's the difference between coming home and getting more stressed because your family won't give you 15 minutes of downtime and you rushing home because you can't wait to enjoy time with your family, maybe tell them the neat thing you did at work (if they care about your job).

    4. Re:Is It Worth Getting a New Job Over? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've usually had a cubical. One of my 1st jobs I had an office with a door and a window I could open. I've had the 4 in a conference room. And, for about a month, I had the desk waist high, move your chair back into the aisle.

      I interviewed at a startup that had everyone's mouse next to the other's phone all in a row in a hall. I turned that down. If the waist high desk had lasted longer, I would've quit that.

      I don't care if I never have a hard walled office again. It was nice, but I'm ok with the cube with walls over my head.

      If I'm interested in the company, I'll always want to see the working environment. I'm a sysadmin and usually get shown the computer room where I'd be working too.

  15. i like open offices by portiakingx · · Score: 0

    open offices can be quite productive & they are more humane

    1. Re:i like open offices by tshawkins · · Score: 0

      Agreed, this abhorrence of open plan offices seems to be a percularly american trait. I have no problens focusing in an open office, being able to tune out distractions is all part of the trade.

    2. Re:i like open offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then maybe you should go to www.thepeoplesofficespace.su and rejoice in your collective utopia instead of broadcasting your bigotry here.

    3. Re:i like open offices by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      one or more apply to some degree:
      1. most people are distracted by background noise/visuals/social cues
      2. it is impairing your productivity to some degree. you are working harder than you need to
      3. it depends on the type of work.
      4. ignoring distraction is part of the trade. ignoring a cacophony of noise created by mundane officework done in huge open rooms by lots of people is not.
      5. your superiority complex doesn't justify bigotry

    4. Re:i like open offices by rwa2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sheesh, I had to scroll down FAR to find someone else who didn't mind open office plans...

      For me, working in an office is about maximizing Communication. Cubes and even conference rooms get in the way of communication, isolating and dividing groups so that they start wandering off in different directions and ends up creating more work to get everyone back on the same page.

      Yes, distraction is an issue. But an important part of cognitive function is to be able to filter out distractions when you do need extended periods of hyperfocus. This is pretty easily handled with headphones and some discipline. My coworkers are polite enough not to approach someone who looks like they're "in the zone" and attach their comments and questions to their work tickets (woo documentation) and/or wait until standup to discuss things that need more eyeballs - usually things are resolved much faster that way anyway (as long as it's timeboxed not to waste the time of the entire team).

      Plus, your workspace is very much a showcase of your work, personality, and work habits, and I find it way easier to display it on the open planform "science fair" office than in the empty nest "cube farm" booth format.

      In the name of improving communication, I would even go so far as to split team members up and spread them around the office so they can better mingle with other groups in your supply / input / process / output / customer chain. After all, your teammates should already have a good deal of sync with each other, since they attend meetings together more frequently and back each other up on the same projects, so it's more beneficial to maximize inter-team communication by spreading your group out to keep tabs on the other groups in your office. They can do a better job passively filtering information discussed by other teams, helping keep track of the pulse of other groups so you have some advanced notice of when a deadline might slip or an important milestone is coming up. I always find it a greater waste of time when, after every 6 mo. reorg, they try to shuffle around everyone's seats so teams are seated near each other in a cluster by their current manager so they can "better collaborate" with each other, like they weren't going to be able to find a convenient way to do so anyway.

      If you really need privacy, grab a break-out room, or work from home that day. But for the most part, I find that work sucks more when there's not enough communication, as opposed to when there's insufficient time for hyperfocus work (assuming your manager is doing a decent job shielding you from the BS, which I know is by no means a given).

    5. Re:i like open offices by Ryanrule · · Score: 5, Insightful

      you sound like a person who talks about work instead of DOING work.

    6. Re:i like open offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am surprised I had to scroll all the way down to reply in the pro open office camp. While I was scrolling I got depressed because my mind was picturing all the cubicle office setups I've seen and it's naturally depressing.

      Beyond that every time in my life I tried to start with walls, barriers, locked area's, I've always regretted it. Time and time again I've been forced to realize that an open or easy to access area is more productive.

      I wouldn't hard line open office personally but rather a middle ground. I'd start with open and slowly let people adapt by building their own walls as needed. Let them adapt, which couldn't be done if you start with walls.

       

    7. Re:i like open offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My coworkers are polite enough

      Well, lucky you.

    8. Re:i like open offices by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Different people like different things, and require them to be productive. You sound like the type to enjoy open office. That's fine, but don't expect everyone else to enjoy it, too, and don't think that everyone is more productive in one. Also, not all work involves constant collaboration.

    9. Re: i like open offices by Rone · · Score: 1

      For me, working in an office is about maximizing Communication.

      Well, lucky ducky you.

      For ME, the office is about getting the Assigned Task done in a reasonable amount of time.

      Collaboration is sometimes necessary for that. In those cases, an Open Office is helpful, but certainly not necessary (they're called "legs").

      However, most times, Collaboration is not necessary, in which case Open Office is about as helpful as a rabid badger being shoved down your pants.

      People can make sanctimonious statements about filtering out environmental distractions being a "higher order" neurological activity, but those of us doing actual Grown-Up work often need to concentrate on the Assigned Task for extended periods of time without interruption, and Open Office sucks up mental bandwidth that would be INFINITELY better spent on the Assigned Task.

    10. Re:i like open offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does it mean, to "collaborate"? Should we "collaborate" all day long? Or should we agree what we're doing and then... do it.

      Pretty much everything you've said is the "imaginary version" of workplaces; the justifications that kicked off the non-separation office in the first place. No, change that, the justification that allowed them. The decision was on financial grounds really.

      If it works for you, if you enjoy it, then great. But what you've described isn't about getting work done, it's about an organisation keeping tabs on itself... organisationally. Rather than actually being productive.

    11. Re:i like open offices by ranton · · Score: 1

      Yes, distraction is an issue. But an important part of cognitive function is to be able to filter out distractions when you do need extended periods of hyperfocus. This is pretty easily handled with headphones and some discipline.

      I think this way of thinking showcases one reason extroverted people have trouble empathizing with introverted people. They simply think it takes discipline to work within a large group of people, and their coworkers' struggles couldn't possibly be because their brains are wired differently.

      I enjoy socializing and am a very vocal member of my workforce. But I am a very strong introvert (which is someone who is more sensitive to stimulation, not a social outcast as is the prevailing opinion). When I really need to get work done, I need my isolation. I have tried headphones but they don't solve the underlying problem. I get antsy when doing work alone but not being alone. Just knowing I am surrounded is enough. And having people working behind me is like someone scratching a chalkboard.

      Moving to another room doesn't really solve the productivity problem because I would need two full desk setups (two extra 27" monitors, VOIP phone, headphones/speakers, etc.) Perhaps if an employer were willing to have 1.5 work stations per employee, split halfway between an open setup and closed office / high-wall cubicle, it would be my ideal setup. But otherwise the cubicle setup works much better than an open setup. There is still plenty of communication through the use of conference rooms and just stopping by someone's desk, but people can get their actual work done.

      Hell, in my currently open office my coworkers tend to just skype each other instead of head to each other's desk or shout across the room because it doesn't interrupt other coworkers as much.

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    12. Re:i like open offices by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      In the name of improving communication, I would even go so far as to split team members up and spread them around the office so they can better mingle with other groups in your supply / input / process / output / customer chain.

      You are definitely manager material.

      Did it ever occur to you that if someone actually needs to communicate with someone else they can get up out of their chair and go talk to the other person? Or use that old-fashioned thing called a "telephone"?

    13. Re:i like open offices by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      you sound like a person who talks about work instead of DOING work.

      eh, I usually rank pretty well on the metrics for both tickets closed and SLOC relative to my team.

      Besides, the managers say it's OK to spend a small percentage of time reflecting on your work environment to try to identify what works and what doesn't. Then it's nice when you already have a comprehensive, well thought-out answer handy when they inevitably ask you how you'd like things arranged when your team is shuffled over to the new office space and how much more useful you'll be if you're sitting far away from your boss, next to the cute redhead in the CRM team.

      What was this thread about again?

    14. Re:i like open offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rwa2: You're the person who is destroying my productivity by enhancing yours.

      But don't worry, evolution will win out. The companies using these foolish practices will become less profitable. Eventually, someone who helps their workers be productive will solve some other cost-inducing problem (eg by moving to somewhere where rent is lower) and the overscaled company will die.

      clickclickdrone :

      Of course you find it convenient to go ask the other person. Instant result instead of having to waste time thinking. But what happened to the person you asked ? It took them 30 minutes to get their head back to where it was.

    15. Re:i like open offices by johncandale · · Score: 1

      Open offices don't really increase communication. Attitudes and culture do.

  16. A solution by sls1j · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think one of these would be helpful in an open work space.

    1. Re:A solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the 21st century version of this will be when VR (goggles, glasses, whatever..) goes mainstream.

  17. One size DOES NOT fit all by Harlequin80 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Surprisingly there is not a one size fits all solution for laying out peoples work environments!

    Believe it or not there are some jobs where open plan offices are significantly better than cube farms or closed personal offices. And there are jobs where half way setups, ie small open plan offices of teams work better than large spaces or singular offices.

    If you are in a sales role then open plan works a large amount of the time. If you are in a role where you are primarily focussed on your screen and writing something then smaller offices tend to work better.

    If you can realise that not everyone's job is even similar, let alone the same, you will be able to understand that different layout will suit some more than others.

    1. Re:One size DOES NOT fit all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Surprisingly there is not a one size fits all solution for laying out peoples work environments!

      And the research I have seen shows strongly an amazing fact: people are most productive if they are allowed to design a workplace layout that works for them. This usually involves people working closely together working within the one room, while separated from others.

    2. Re:One size DOES NOT fit all by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not there are some jobs where open plan offices are significantly better than cube farms or closed personal offices.

      Really? Name one. Provide citations.

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    3. Re:One size DOES NOT fit all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are such a goddamned douche....

    4. Re:One size DOES NOT fit all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's hope that UI developers get the same message. My home laptop, work system, cell phone, TV, tablet should be able to have different UIs. There is a reason businesses are sticking with Windows 7 and not going for the tablet type interface.

  18. ugh by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

    Kill me with a rusty spoon...

    I am absolutely fed up with the... what's it now? 3 year cycle? of what's productive?

    I work in a 12 floor building with 3 wings. I've been on every floor of every wing.
    Before this I worked for a much much bigger company that had 2 wings but only 1 floor. I sware to god I sat in every cube in that building for at least a week.

    STOP MOVING ME

    I don't care how tall my cube is, or how much privacy there is. I guarantee that, no matter where you sit me I'll be between that 70yr old dude that needs to stop by 3x per day to tell me how things weren't this bad back when he did Cobol... and by that kid that's an intern that refused to admit that Ruby on Rails isn't new and poised to take over the world. Just stop, I don't want to move anymore. I literally keep a red flag over my desk so the people that need to find me can find me. I just tell them the floor, they stand on their tippy toes and... oh... there's Charlie!!! That's ridiculous. I don't care where I sit, just stop changing where I sit!!! Preferably place be half way between the Coffee/Soda and the bathroom but otherwise I have no preference.

    1. Re:ugh by Ryanrule · · Score: 4, Funny

      well you could burn the place down.

    2. Re:ugh by Charliemopps · · Score: 3, Insightful

      well you could burn the place down.

      Then I'd have to move again.

    3. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but once they figure out it was you you will be able to stay in the same spot for quite a while

    4. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think that conclusion depends on his stapler of choice.

  19. MENTAL MASTURBATION.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is what employers get by using open office arrangements.... They want CONTROL, check that productivity level by OVERSEEING their "property", the worker... What the get instead is a mass of underpaid, brain dead slaves that SIMPLY CANNOT PERFORM EFFICIENTLY. If there is noise, visual distractions and plain INEFFICIENCY caused by some idiot who still thinks open offices are any good at ANYTHING at all....!

  20. Partitions of space are required by ShaunC · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Lack of partitions is a dealbreaker for me. I will not work in a space where everyone sees everyone all the time and there is no private space. Period. I will not work on an open floor plan.

    I'm not asking for my own office with a door that closes. I've never had that, and I don't expect it. I understand that I'm at work and that I have no real expectation of privacy. But we're all human, and I'm not comfortable sitting around where anyone can see what I'm doing at all times. Maybe I'm reading Slashdot for a few minutes, maybe I'm on StackExchange asking or answering something work-related, maybe I'm checking my personal email. Maybe I'm reading a white paper from a vendor, with my arm propped up on the desk while I gradually scroll through. As long as my work is being done and my employer is happy, there's no reason the rest of the floor should have a view of me, or vice versa.

    Believe it or not, there's a happy medium. Partitions. Cubicles. They were implemented for a reason. I need some walls that extend several feet above my seated position and on all sides, which give me enough privacy to disregard the rest of the office for awhile. I'm never going to absorb a 30-page protocol spec if I'm exposed to every motion of everyone else around me. That's distracting. I have to have a bit of isolation in order to concentrate. I can mentally tune out things like telephones ringing, coworkers talking, etc. but in order to be truly productive, I need my cube partitions. I don't work in a restaurant, I don't want my workplace to resemble a restaurant.

    This isn't about browsing porn at work, or spending all day on social media. I have no trouble with my company logging everything I do; I'm at work, after all. I just need some personal space to do what I'm paid for. I will not work on a big glass floor.

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  21. Let the environment fit the task. by trout007 · · Score: 1

    As an enginner my ideal work environment would consist of communal spaces were you can talk and interact with other people to brainstorm and review ideas. Kind of like a coffee shop vibe with whiteboards and projectors or TV's where you can share your screen. Then also have places similar to quiet study rooms at college where you can hide away when you really need to focus on detailed tasks. I run relativly resource intensive CAD software and it easily runs these days on a $2k laptop. Any intensive FEA gets sent to a cluster anyway.

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    1. Re:Let the environment fit the task. by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      This... This is by far the best environment I've ever worked in. Each of us with our own individual office (or two to an office at most), and then a communal area with sofas and the whole wall being whiteboard. The communal area lets people have flash meetings and rubber duck with each other. The individual offices let people get on with their job without a bunch of distractions. I'll admit, it takes a fair amount of space, but oh boy is it worth it for the productivity.

    2. Re:Let the environment fit the task. by lgw · · Score: 2

      and rubber duck with each other

      What in the fuck does that mean? Is that regional jargon somewhere? Some new sex act I haven't heard of? The mind boggles.

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    3. Re:Let the environment fit the task. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Rubber ducking is an idea that explaining your problem, even to an inanimate object, is often enough to think of a solution.

    4. Re:Let the environment fit the task. by biojayc · · Score: 2
    5. Re:Let the environment fit the task. by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 2

      We used to refer to this phenomenon as "needing a cardboard developer" ; I've both experienced and witnessed it many times.

    6. Re:Let the environment fit the task. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rubber duck debugging, an exercise where you explain your code to a person or inanimate object(like a rubber duck) in an attempt to solve issues. I'd post a link but I'm just an AC.

    7. Re:Let the environment fit the task. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It refers to the practice of explaining a topic to a rubber duck (a nonresponsive listener) to determine if there are any gaps in your understanding of the topic.

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  23. Such a shame Facebook-Zuck dominate social media by mike2006 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Every time I read an article that mentions Zuckerberg I know it is going to contain some idea, process or plan I am going to hate. Zuck is the worst possible CEO to have so much power which we know translates to the tech industry following his lead and also legislation. It is dbags like the Zuckerbergs that make me want to get out of tech since with people following their lead things are only going to get worse for the rest of us.

  24. Not all offices are equal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen "open office" done well, and I've seen it done badly.

    Where I work currently is the latter. There are low partitions, low enough to see over if you crane your neck up without actually standing up. There's music playing all the time, and people routinely call out to each other and have noisy, distracting conversations right there in the office. Morale is middling, but productivity is pants.

    Ten years ago, I worked in a very different version. There were no partitions at all - the only things between me and the guy opposite were my monitor, and his. There was no sense of shoulder-surfing: if I wanted to spend whole days goofing off to read websites, that was up to me, and I never felt I had to conceal what I was doing - everyone knew I still had work to do, so precisely when and how I chose to do it was none of their business. And most importantly, there was a rigid code of near-total silence in the workplace. If I wanted to talk to the guy next to me, I tapped him on the shoulder and pointed to a meeting room. (Or we'd go to a pub, or a coffee shop, or whatever. And nobody would clock the time we spent there, either.) Morale was high, and the amount of work that got done was insane.

    1. Re:Not all offices are equal by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      See, I don't buy that the latter is "doing it well" either.

      People need time not looking at a screen. They need it regularly. In an environment where you're 2 to an office, that's as simple as turning round and briefly having a conversation with your co-worker. Often that conversation is rubber ducking an idea, or a problem. Often they're extremely productive conversations. You can't have that kind of environment if you rigidly enforce silence. You also can't have a productive office if you let people have those conversations in an open office space.

      Solution - don't do open office spaces, they're terrible for software engineers.

    2. Re:Not all offices are equal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Often that conversation is rubber ducking an idea, or a problem.

      What the hell is "rubber ducking" supposed to mean?

  25. "Peopleware" in 1987, Harlan Mills in 1971 ... by DutchUncle · · Score: 4, Informative

    Every study ever done, every paper written by smart and productive people, says that knowledge workers need private spaces for concentration, and separate conference spaces for conferencing. The wide-open "collaborate all day" space sounds like hanging around the water cooler all day. At the cube farm I'm in now, I have a 7-foot wall between me and a main corridor; but people stop in the corridor junction and schmooze to the point that I can't hear myself think.

    I worked at one place where the VP brought in Tim Lister for a 2-day "boot camp" seminar, and insisted that a new building have 1- or 2-person offices for engineering (no bigger than a typical cubicle or two, but an enclosed office!) (with common lab areas for test equipment). Heck, the accounting department and legal department and HR all got private offices (bigger ones) - why not the people doing the work that brought in money?

    1. Re:"Peopleware" in 1987, Harlan Mills in 1971 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "knowledge workers" is different depending on who you talk to. for example, in my company, 'managers' have their own offices (e.g. "knowledge workers"), and developers are all in a warehouse with desks. The idea is that developers are "factory workers" that turn coffee into code... and u know what, most of the code these devs produce *is* factory quality... where any developer in line could've picked up that task, and would've done it in exactly the same way (that's the *entire* point of Scrum, no? bite size pieces of work that are easy to schedule, and *all* pretty much obviously solved by any jr-developer in exactly the same way).

      How is that not just-like-factory-work?

      No, most programmers do not work on anything that requires creativity. Most are actually doing stupidly mundane things, like fighting the framework to do something stupid (like customize layout, or run times, or output, etc., stuff that would be stupidly simple if they weren't using that awful framework that they're forced to use).

      Note that this describes 90% of all developer's jobs. If you're not doing stupid things at work, and actually something truly creative, you're actually a minority.

    2. Re:"Peopleware" in 1987, Harlan Mills in 1971 ... by david_bonn · · Score: 1

      Every study ever done, every paper written by smart and productive people, says that knowledge workers need private spaces for concentration, and separate conference spaces for conferencing. The wide-open "collaborate all day" space sounds like hanging around the water cooler all day. At the cube farm I'm in now, I have a 7-foot wall between me and a main corridor; but people stop in the corridor junction and schmooze to the point that I can't hear myself think.

      I'm glad there is someone referenced _Peopleware_. Honestly, it is ironic to me that between that book and _The Mythical Man-Month_ everything you need to know about managing software development from a personnel standpoint was written before most code grunts, indeed most managers, were born. Yet the good advice is universally ignored.

      Makes me glad that I am retired, honestly.

  26. open plans really stink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when I worked at Box in Los Altos a few years ago they had an open plan. lots of noise and hustle and bustle.

    what a disaster!!! I could never concentrate. definitely never did any good work. every 20 seconds CLANG!!! what the fuck was I working on again?!?

    also the (nearby) IT department would blast music during the day. it's really fun hearing Danger Zone and Daft Punk over and over.

    each floor had a few little offices with doors, and other "collaborative lounge" spaces, but they were all in use all the time, for meetings and people trying to get work done...

    so glad I am not in that environment any more.

    1. Re: open plans really stink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still open, still crazy. Thanks for sharing.

  27. All or nothing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We went from a mixed layout office that had grown up organically as the company grew, to a cube farm with offices for managers and a couple of meeting rooms. I appreciate the cubes when I'm head down, coding, and don't want to see someone walking by when I'm in the zone. That being said, I miss the open floor plan for our dept, which let us collaborate very easily and pair up for tasks.

    I don't think having having a huge open floor plan for all depts (or maybe even teams, we aren't that big) would necessarily work, since different depts/teams have different personalities or work styles. For instance, in the cube farm, the member services dept was moved away from us (we're IT/Dev), since they were loud on the phones and even through the cubes you'd hear conversations going on all day, which were impossible to tune out.Heaven help us if Sales had moved in or Customer Support.

    IOW, figure out what works for your team/dept, but be flexible enough to understand when it's not practical.

    It doesn't have to be all one way or another.

  28. I'm a happy guy now by bigtreeman · · Score: 2

    Last job as a bench tech, I'd finish the required work, then do my own projects.
    The in shelves were empty, the out shelves were full, customers were happy,
    but the boss let me go.
    Now I can listen to Frank Zappa loud through speakers instead of quiet ear buds.

    "I'm a happy guy now on the day shift at the utility muffin research kitchen,
    arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully-charged icing anointment utensil."

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    Go well
  29. Horrible Premonition by hEpen · · Score: 2

    I can only assume that "retina cubicles" will soon be distributed among the staff. They only hurt if you struggle.

  30. Scrums .... waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Scrums are nothing but a waste of time and an annoying micro-management tool created by people who need to pretend that they have control over a project.

  31. everyone wearing headphones by multriha · · Score: 1

    I was lucky to only spend a small amount of my career dealing with the cube farm, in do computer research work.

    Everyone used closed-ear headphones. In theory, people were listening to music, but many people including myself, used them regardless to both block sound and visually indicate to others "I can't hear you".
     

  32. And the counter argument by greggman · · Score: 1
    1. Re:And the counter argument by Ksevio · · Score: 2

      But (as that article mentions), good distractions are the ones that aren't important and don't involve interactions. Having your coworker come chat for a bit isn't a distraction you can ignore (politely).

    2. Re:And the counter argument by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Individuals need some control over what works for them. Communal micromanagement is hell.

  33. middle ground: 2-3 people back-to-back by raymorris · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Currently I have my own office and each of my coworkers has their own. We each naturally work mostly with one or two other people through the day - the two graphic designers work together, etc. Some coworkers spend MOST of their time in their associate's office visiting^H^H^H^H collaborating. Other's less so, but it seems most of us feel the need to get out of our office and go see another human face at some point in the day.

    I think I preferred the setup at my previous company, where two or three people were in a large office, with their backs to each other. Nobody was looking at you, and you didn't see anyone, until you turned to talk to them. I could focus on my work, and they on theirs, but they could also easily ask me a question, and I could notice when one of my people was having a rough day, or just just a stressful hour. We could focus on our work, but when one person was clearly getting stressed about stupid customers we could go for some frozen custard and come back 15 minutes later in a better mood.

    Where I am now, my boss's office is next to mine. We office shout to one another rather than using instant messenger or getting out of our chair. It'd be easier if she was eight feet away at the other end of a large office. On the other hand, maybe I wouldn't want my boss in my office all the time - at my last company I WAS the boss. :)

    1. Re:middle ground: 2-3 people back-to-back by beelsebob · · Score: 2

      Yep, this is my experience too - 2 people to an office, 3 at a real push. That's just enough that you can have the occasional casual conversation, rubber duck ideas, have a screen break, etc, but not enough that it's just constant noise.

    2. Re:middle ground: 2-3 people back-to-back by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      My sweet spot is 4-6 people in an office. A real office, with walls and a door. I've been in a cube sea, I've been in a private office, I've been in shared cubicles. For what I do and how I do it, the small shared office is the most comfortable. (Your mileage may vary, of course. It depends on work habits and the number of people you regularly collaborate with.)

      It's kind of funny though, that we'll often have a discussion going on IRC when we're all in the same room and could, you know... just talk to each other.

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    3. Re:middle ground: 2-3 people back-to-back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, this is my experience too - 2 people to an office, 3 at a real push. That's just enough that you can have the occasional casual conversation, rubber duck ideas, have a screen break, etc, but not enough that it's just constant noise.

      Here is it with the "rubber duck" again. WTF is this slang?

  34. Privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Facebook is having privacy problems on all fronts apparently.

  35. Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by mallyn · · Score: 5, Interesting
    At Boeing Airplanes in Renton, Washington in 1980, there was one large room with 80 engineers.

    Each engineer had a desk. No deviders or walls.

    All of the desks faced the same direction.

    At the front of the room was a raised platform (about 1 foot high). On that platform sat the managers.

    Four engineers shared one phone. That phone was on a swing arm that would swing in a circle above the four desks.

    Oh, and I forgot. Your desk had to be completely bare when you left in the afternoon. And you do not want to be caught reading a newspaper anytime after the whistle blows at 8 AM.

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    1. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      damn, that sounds almost straight out of "Equilibrium". All that's missing is the forced injects to keep everyone from going postal.

    2. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the reason there ended up being an engineering union at Boeing my team weren't members,( I worked for Boeing in Tukwila and Kent about 10 years ago)

    3. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by PPH · · Score: 1

      All that's missing is the forced injects

      Damn! I always though it was that cheap chair pinching me.

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    4. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

      there was one large room with 80 engineers.

      Only 80? In Everett, we had about 400 in one room (a big f*cking room).

      We used to call people who sat some distance away rather than walk over. The etiquette was to turn and face each other across a few hundred feet while conversing on the phone. On more than one occasion, I'd crack up the person I was talking to by whipping out a pair of binoculars.

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    5. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by josquin9 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of "Brazil" (the Terry Gilliam one, not the courntry.)

    6. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      LOL OMG yes..." That is your receipt for your husband... and this is my receipt for your receipt." The Rouge AC Repair Guy was the best...we still joke about being a "rouge IT troubleshooter" and fixing computers when no one is looking... just call me Tuttle.

    7. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Everret you only have ONE room, one big room not counting the oversized shelves! What was that again - 1000 by 600 meters?

    8. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, 400 engineers in a huge room is exactly what I pictured when I saw the story. I'm just imagining row after row of drafting tables.

      dom

    9. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by jez9999 · · Score: 0

      Where I used to work, we had 1000 people in the same open-plan room, 4 to a desk. Everyone shouted at each other to communicate and we often had to walk over a mile to a colleague's desk on the other side of the room, uphill both ways. We got showered with cold water every hour to wake us up, and sometimes this caused people to get electrocuted by their computer equipment.

    10. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was he really a red repair guy?

    11. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      I worked in one of those spaces, but I was 16 and it was in a drafting room as a summer job and it was in the 70s. It didn't work then either. Why? Because we had one noisy fuck who was the senior draftsman who constantly whistled. The fucker did it deliberately but nobody would ask him to keep it down. That's why we had breaks about every hour instead of twice a day and also I think why a lot of my co-workers smoked.

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    12. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      what? Red? do you mean rouge?

    13. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was my father's work environment for years, until he was promoted to a position where he was on the phone probably 50% of the time. Then he got an office with a door.

    14. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by PPH · · Score: 1

      In Everret you only have ONE room

      I was referring to the engineering buildings adjacent to the factory (before they built the office towers). One story buildings probably 100 meters on a side.

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    15. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also used to work at Boeing sitting toward the rear of one of those rooms.

      One day I saw a guy in the center, toward the right side, pick up his phone and dial. And another guy on the left side of the room answered his phone. I watched them have a conversation, without realizing that they were actually in the same room.

    16. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More recently, we all worked from home. The worm turns, and surprise, upper management is completely lacking in new original ideas (PBR anyone? ) and we're back to the movie "9 to 5" without the garage door opener.

    17. Re:Once Upon A Time In 1980 At Boeing Airplanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Management truism seen on a bathroom stall in college, more applicable than ever today:
      "Those who write words of wit on bathroom stalls roll little balls of shit"
      "Those who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of shit"

      Those bathroom walls from yesteryear seem more and more to actually be books for management who're suffering from a complete lack of ideas.

  36. It was never about productivity by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    it was about saving money on office space. With the economy tanking and all signs pointing to things only getting worse for workers employers can dump on them as much as their want. Don't like it? Good luck finding a new job.

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    1. Re:It was never about productivity by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      If the economy is tanking, why is the office space expensive?

      Hint - that would be because the economy is actually up.

    2. Re:It was never about productivity by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention "rubber ducking" in this post.

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  37. Another reason they love it by sunking2 · · Score: 2

    If it's a large company, say Boeing, Lockheed, GE, etc, you often have several business units in a particular site. Those BUs often pay rent to the main office for their floor space. Open offices greatly reduces these charges back helping them meet their profit goals. Reduce it enough and they can knock down/rebuild some walls and get the extra building space classified at a lower tax rate. It's all about them saving money. You can't win this fight in this case unless people start leaving. But at this point you're just considered a replaceable widget anyway.

  38. But by rossdee · · Score: 2

    Doesn't everybody on /. use LibreOffice nowdays

  39. Productive individual vs productive company by Shados · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We had that discussion at work today over that article. Several people pointed out they were far more productive alone, with the lights off, in a corner, than at their desk and that it proved the open floor plan was bad.

    (We're talking software engineers)

    My personal take is: almost anyone (who doesn't need babysitting) will be more productive alone in a distraction free area. That is, more productive doing the part of the job that a monkey can do. I can bang out thousands of lines of code very quickly if no one's bothering me, sure.

    But here's the catch: that's not the hard part of the job. (almost) anyone could do that. The hard part is the design, architecture, problem solving. Most of the time, those are better done in group. They may seem worse sometimes: arguing feels counterproductive and a waste of time. But no one's perfect and no one knows everything, so being able to bounce off ideas from the person next to you at will can prevent million dollar mistakes. Once the problem is solved, and just typing code as quick as possible is the only thing left to do, sure, work from home if you want, but don't fool yourself that you're doing anything worth a lot.

    Then, let's go with the assumption the above is not true: you're a god developer who never makes mistake and figures out everything on their own instantly. There's a lot of people who could use bouncing ideas off of YOU, who could discuss things with you, and may waste time, get blocked, or worse, make mistakes, if they can't get a hold of you in a timely manner. Sure, it will feel like you can't get anything done, but again, once the problem is solved, anyone can implement it: those "n00bs" that are pestering you will be able to do the easy part once they got the info they needed off of you.

    And once an office reach a certain size, sending an email or an instant message then waiting 10 minutes so you can be in a good spot to answer adds up to a lot of wasted time. In the end, there's a reason some very successful businesses keep paying a fortune in engineer salaries in SF, Boston, NY or Seattle to keep a critical mass of devs together. There's no substitute and it can often be worth the insane markup.

    Now there does come a time when you have to get the easy shit done, and there's a lot of easy shit to do. Library atmosphere sections in an office can take care of that. But if you're always there, or even if you're not but always have the noise cancelling headphones on because you're "OMG SO MUCH MORE PRODUCTIVE", you're honestly part of the problem. You're gonna look good in your yearly review, people may think you're fucking awesome. But as a small part of something bigger, you're just fucking everyone else over.

    1. Re:Productive individual vs productive company by K.+S.+Van+Horn · · Score: 1

      Nice theory, but do you know of any study showing that team productivity improves with an open-office layout? Every study I've heard of says that productivity is much higher when developers have doors they can close.

    2. Re:Productive individual vs productive company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so much bullshit here.

      yes, in a world where the design session meeting has never been invented, I guess you have it all figured out, shados.

      you must be a joy to work with every day.

    3. Re:Productive individual vs productive company by Shados · · Score: 1

      My point is that before you can study it, you have to define what productivity means. The study's conclusion will highly depend on it. If you define productivity as amount of papers written, or amount of line of code written, open layout is -terrible-.

      My point is simply that there's a lot more to productivity than: #1 individual productivity and #2 writing stuff as quickly as possible.

      Also, even if you take all that in consideration, its still very possible the open office layout will fall short. I'm only saying ONE particular, very narrow argument against it, is wrong. The others may still apply.

    4. Re:Productive individual vs productive company by ranton · · Score: 1

      You make a lot of good points up until your last paragraph where you stop providing a good argument and start making absolute statements. But I still find it hard to believe that the benefits of an open office overcome the downsides.

      But here's the catch: that's not the hard part of the job. (almost) anyone could do that. The hard part is the design, architecture, problem solving. Most of the time, those are better done in group.

      I would say that these hard tasks are rarely done better in a group. But I agree that when a group is needed, working in that group is far more productive than working alone or trying to work over email / IM chains. Although in those rare cases (which often still happen multiple times per day) a conference room or just meeting in someone's office tends to work just fine.

      You also seem to disregard the general wisdom that thought intensive work takes time to ramp up to. The general wisdom I agree with is every interruption takes about 15 minutes to recover from (obviously this is just a guideline and not a scientific rule or anything). It takes time to "get into the zone" when doing work like writing software. Constantly interrupting coworkers to bounce ideas off of them has a really high cost.

      I have coworkers ask to "borrow my brain" multiple times per day, but it is almost always by IM or email. They just ask me to either contact them when I'm free or set up a 30 minute calendar invite later in the day. Most of the time I respond right away, but if I'm busy they will just need to wait. They can easily just tell me this one is really urgent if they need to, or just come to my desk if it is really necessary. But at least 9 out of 10 times anything can wait an hour or two. I have never worked in an environment where I have nothing else to work on if I need to wait an hour to ask a coworker a question, so no time is wasted. If you are constantly needing to ask questions for a job task that has to be finished right now, you have very bad time management and project planning skills.

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    5. Re:Productive individual vs productive company by greggman · · Score: 1

      Here's an anecdote that suggests for some people being isolated is not productive

      Working Best at Coffee Shops

      It fits me. It might not fit everyone.

    6. Re:Productive individual vs productive company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, try:
      Teasley, Stephanie D, Lisa A. Covi, M. S. Krishnan, and Judith S. Olson. 2002. Rapid Software Development Through Team Collocation. IEEE Transactions on Software Engineering 28: 671-683.

    7. Re:Productive individual vs productive company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. I spend most of my time doing architectural and design work of various kinds. It is easy for me to tell that my productivity is much worse now that I no longer have a private office. Before I could walk over to another person or two, grab one of our offices and brainstorm on a whiteboard and know that we aren't bothering other people. Now people know that they need to schedule a conference room or grab 1 of the non scheduled rooms (which are usually occupied) and this is more disruptive for everyone. (Or people just start talking in the open which then distracts everyone else around them.) Also in order to come up with innovative work that I can share with others, I work much better if I am in a safe environment where I am not going to be distracted every minute or so. If you are in an environment where you don't need to do prelim work before brainstorming with others, you likely don't have very difficult problems you are trying to solve.

      I've never known a person who had a private office at my company who thinks they are more productive without an office. Why do you think the senior managers always give themselves a private office?

    8. Re:Productive individual vs productive company by dwpro · · Score: 1

      ... design, architecture, problem solving. Most of the time, those are better done in group

      I disagree. As with near anything, it's a balance. Problem/designs that require deep thinking and concentration are not effectively done in a group. Often on complex problems I've found more time is spent on keeping everyone on the same page than actually addressing the problem (disk swapping, if you will). Frequent interruption to "bounce ideas" is _not_ an effective use of time as countless studies have shown. Recurring meetings are a better venue for this type of discussion, just add it to your discussion queue unless it's urgent.

      once the problem is solved, anyone can implement it

      Right, because writing software is just like plugging in to the quadratic equation, and any monkey or "n00b" can do it. I'm extremely curious what field you're in that you have this perspective.

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    9. Re:Productive individual vs productive company by Shados · · Score: 1

      Right, because writing software is just like plugging in to the quadratic equation, and any monkey or "n00b" can do it. I'm extremely curious what field you're in that you have this perspective.

      Writing software once the design is figured out IS basically plugging in the equation. If I tell you "make a tool in our image editor that works like photoshop's magic wand to select areas", thats hard.

      If I give you a paper with the algorithm to detect an image area as the above, and sit you in front of a codebase that already has the infrastructure to create tools for the editor, it will be downright trivial.

  40. I hate it. by thedarb · · Score: 2

    If I can't get the guy on my left to shut up, the guy on right won't shut up. The guy on my left pretends he's the boss, and must interrupt our work ever 10 minutes to ask a question, or he doesn't feel important. And he is NOT the boss. The guy on the left wants to talk about guns and ham radio.

    I.. am... trying... to code / read a manual / deploy / or even, god forbid, eat lunch at my desk. Can you all PLEASE shut up? That's before all the walk-ups asking for help. File a ticket, stay in your seat, if I need to talk to you, I will come to you.

    Oh, and there is a meeting room right on the left that people love to stand outside of and have a pre-meeting before their meeting...

    And if you do manage to get to a tucked away quiet hidden corner, they bombard you with instant messages that the company makes you run.

    Everyone... Shut. The. Hell. Up! Let me work on the things officially in my ticket queue!!!

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  41. Under the ADA by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

    I bet if my workplace did this I could easily show how my ADD, combined with no way to visually exclude everyone, falls under the ADA and request specific accommodations. I work in a NOC though, so we're already kinda "open". I do have a cube upstairs, but I'm never actually in it. I think right now people have shoved various old desk chairs into it, the last time I cruised by there where four chairs in there, along with a note written on my whiteboard "I borrowed your screwdriver" from about 6 months ago. Oh, and print-outs of the "certificates" from our various required training. I sometimes use it to nap in, when I can't find an unlocked empty edge office...12 hour shifts make you do that after 3-4 of them in a row.

  42. White noise / rain generator by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

    Well, maybe this might help? At least with this you can put on headphones and try to drown everyone else out: Ultimate Rain Sound Generator. I use it to take power naps all the time.

    1. Re:White noise / rain generator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right now, I'm wearing ear muffs. The ringing in my ears gives me all the white noise I need.

  43. Open office = hostile office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can tell you how I react to prolonged social exposure without the ability to retreat. I get stressed out and snap at people. Sometimes I might even yell if I'm particularly stressed by some project and somebody is annoying me. I'm not normally like this at all. It's just very recently since my work environment has changed. I've never been one of those types of people, but suddenly I'm the office asshole though.

  44. Open work environment is not a cure-all by TuballoyThunder · · Score: 2

    Having worked in both an "open" environment and a "closed" work environment, I would have have to say that I prefer the closed environment. However, most of the work that I do involves focusing on a "task." In my case I define "task" as doing research, writing, analyzing, formulating options. When I need to interact, I go to the person I want to talk to our grab a group to discuss in an open area. I can see the value of an "open" environment in a watch center environment or where the quick dissemination of shared information is important. When I need to focus, the open environment was horrible because there was not barrier to interruption. I think most open environments are setup backwards: The boss has a private area and the workers have privacy. I think a better model has the boss in an open area with the workers in private areas. That allows for a smooth flow information to the boss and the workers can concentrate on the assigned task.

    1. Re:Open work environment is not a cure-all by PPH · · Score: 2

      the boss in an open area with the workers in private areas.

      Sounds like a panopticon.

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    2. Re:Open work environment is not a cure-all by TuballoyThunder · · Score: 1

      Not a panopticon. The workers have private offices (with actual doors) and the boss is in a open area. A panopticon is designed such that a central point can monitor without the individuals knowing if they are being monitored at any given moment.

      I toured the Eastern State Penitentiary and found the panopticon concept interesting from an efficiency point of view but creepy and dehumanizing.

  45. An office is an incentive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Having an office or the ability to get one is incentive. I don't work well in a room full of people. I chose IT as a career largely because I don't like to work with people. I love server room stuff where my interactions with others is at a minimum. Having an office lets me get away from the noise, the gossip, the farting, the immature banter. I want to come into work, get my espressp from the cafe, retire to my small office, and fire up my terminal windows and work. Having a bunch of people talking would drive me mad.

  46. White Boards by Bengie · · Score: 1

    I tried to google Open Office layouts, and they don't look too friendly to lots of whiteboards. How can anyone program without a bunch of whiteboards?

    1. Re:White Boards by Shados · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How I've seen it done is generally a couple of things.

      A) the walls are all using that paint that let you use arbitrary walls as white board. If there's pillars, paint those too. They're not as big, but they're often sufficient for quick sketches, and they have 4 sides.

      B) Desks often have short separators. Those are also often whiteboards/magnet.

      C) Lots of small huddle rooms good for a quick ad-hoc 2-4 people meeting. Those rooms can't be booked and are so people just hop in and out.

      D) Lots and lots of pair programming. Not a whiteboard, but for a lot of usages, it serves the same purpose.

    2. Re:White Boards by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      I'm in my fifties, I've been programming for ~35 years and I've never used a whiteboard. I've sat there whilst others do but it's rarely programming related, usually tuning requirements. If I need to plan something out I use paper. If it's big, I grab a bit of A3 off the printer.

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    3. Re:White Boards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried to google Open Office layouts, and they don't look too friendly to lots of whiteboards. How can anyone program without a bunch of whiteboards?

      There is this miracle of nature called the brain. You might have heard of it? I can develop entire programmes using pseudo-code in my head before my fingers touch the keyboard and even run test cases to isolate problems at a high level. The daily commute was the ideal time to run test cases and identify the next bit of code upon which to focus.

    4. Re:White Boards by Bengie · · Score: 1

      I have an 8' and a few smaller whiteboards at work. All mine! Personal whiteboards could cause issues in such open designs or they just because the new "walls".

    5. Re:White Boards by Bengie · · Score: 1

      I can sing songs in my head and they sound great, but once they make it to the real world, they can sound like crap. Initial work starts in the head, but whiteboards are for the phase between thought and coding.

    6. Re:White Boards by Bengie · · Score: 1

      I've been programming 10 years, and nearly every program starts off with a lot of design, which involves a lot of drawing dataflows. Whiteboards are very quick ways to draw up designs. Much quicker than diagramming software for certain types of brainstorming and infinitely more cooperative. Most of the overall design is done in the mind, but the whiteboard lets you express your thoughts as basic visuals, which is great at showing the shortcomings of the limitations of short term memory.

      Imagine a classroom without any form of visual learning, no chalk boards, whiteboards, projectors, etc. Same difference. Some things are best conveyed visually than only in thought to yourself or verbally to others.

      If you've made it this long without, maybe you process data differently, don't have the same limitations of short term memory as most humans, or maybe you just don't realize your own shortcomings and assume it's good enough. Whatever the reason, don't fix what seems to work. To each their own.

    7. Re:White Boards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there are pillars.

  47. At my last office... by rickb928 · · Score: 2

    ...management began converting standard cubicles to an open plan that looked more like picnic tables than workspace. They provided chairs, not benches,true. And most important, you booked your space on a daily or weekly basis. But the reasons:

    - average actual occupancy in our building was 85%, and now have 65% more staff in the space.

    A direct quote from a manager, two years after introduction, during an explanation of the benefits intended for other managers: "This was a pure real estate play for us". It's successful.

    But it doesn't suit all workers

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    1. Re:At my last office... by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      lemme guess...the management kept their offices, right?

  48. Project Manager that hates the open office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I am a project manager that works at a company in the ecommerce software space.

    The company had nice cubes when I started; When I interviewed, I was sitting in a glass-walled conference room and looking out at the cubes...they were small, about half the size of normal cubicles. I said to myself: "The working space gets smaller every year I'm in this industry".

    I thought I may or may not be able to work in such a small working space...and that's when I noticed the name tag on one of the cubes...it was an Engineer whom had worked at a large real estate company (the largest real estate company in the U.S.) that I had, when I was supporting the company's J2ee "Skunkworks".

    One morning, I had come into the office at this RE employer, and the entire IT department was going bananas due to some hacker performing full table scans of the listing DB through the public-facing real estate web portal. I had a lot of different hats at this RE company, and I was the "Webmaster" as one of my roles.

    So I sat down with the log files and started grepping -- like all of you, I suck at regular expressions but somehow I was able to discover that the scans were coming from a bit of PERL code I was familiar with called 'Mech'. I can't remember exactly how I was able to tie that back to this guy's IP address, and I _really_ forget how I was able to find out the dude's name from those bits of information, but to make a long story short, in a few minutes I had his LinkedIn profile picture up on my screen. Turns out, the guy was a former Engineer at this RE company, and he had written a PERL program that accessed the public-facing RE portal site several times a night to pull down the real estate listings and then dumped them into a MySQL DB of his own that he then fashioned a front end for.

    So basically, this programmer had his own searchable RE listings DB with every home for sale in Massachusetts on it...but his db differed from the public web portal in some important ways. If a listing was re-listed after being on the market and not selling, with a new MLS id, only _his_ private db would show that. This was priceless information for a home buyer.

    I thought it was genius programming. So I wrote a memo to my PHB's, explaining what the code did, what happened, and who the guy was. I pointed out that he had not violated the "Hacker Ethos", and had not violated the terms of the EULA for the site. (I know, I know, I was naive).

    Anyways, I'm in the interview room, interviewing for this PM job, looking at their shitty little cubes and I see this guy's name on one of the cube's name plates. I literally decided right there that if that stallion worked at this company, it was good enough for my chino-clad ass. I'll sit in a shitty little cube too.

    Two months in, they trash the cubes and put us all in an open office with "Paddocks", basically bullpens with no cube walls. I was shocked, as when I am programming I hate distractions. Say what you will about M$, but they were famous for years and years back in the 80's and 90's for giving programmers offices with a door that closed.

    Now everybody wears headphones all day long. When you go up to ask somebody a question, they have to take out their headphones and it a big deal like you're really bothering them. You can't talk to anybody because I hate interruppting programmers, especially with a question that they don't need to field. chino-clad PMs like me call it "Cognitive switching costs", blah blah blah.

    They ruined the entire company with the open office. WFH increased tremendously. Some of the programmers claim to come in at 7:00am so they can leave at 3:30 - 4:00pm. They actually get in at 8:45am -- they just can't wait to get out of there.

    It's a petric dish for sickness and ill health, and it is as noisy as an airport terminal. The PHBs are all still in offices, and it is common to hear them slamming doors all day long. Conference room access is tight as you can imagine, as everybody needs to have a few minutes to actually get some work

    1. Re:Project Manager that hates the open office by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      I did that "come in early" for awhile at IBM...I'd show up at 6:30-7:00AM, take 10-20 of the easy tickets out of the queue (monitor drop-offs, keyboard installs, software installs, etc)...skip lunch and head out around 3:00 PM or so. That lasted for about a month until other people got upset I was "leaving early" even though I had put 8 hours in. A memo came out saying we HAD to take at least a 45 minute lunch in the middle of our work day. Shortly after that the whole financial industry collapsed and the building lost 3/4 of it's employees. This IBM site used to be PWC, mostly accountants for AIG etc...

    2. Re:Project Manager that hates the open office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was one programmer that left every day at 2:00pm

      I asked if there were any other programmers or people working on my projects that had a special schedule...people got pissed. Everybody wants to leave work early, especially programmers.

      If you are in the office at 6:30am or 7:00am (it doesn't matter if you are telling the truth or not about your arrival time), it is the same thing as hiding.

      Everybody else has to be in the office from 9-5pm, to be observed -- that is the entire point of the open office, so they can see you in the office working.

      The open office exacerbates the problem until it reaches the point where between the WFH and the special schedules, nobody is in the office during normal business hours.

      Open office is an exercise in management futility.

  49. Is there a website to track this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are there any tech companies in the bay area with private offices? I have a private office now but not in Cali. Would be nice to know what's out there if I ever need to relocate.

    Also, Glassdoor is shit. It can't be that hard to start a site where we can document working conditions and salary around the world and know who's getting fucked over and who's not.

  50. I've worked in cubicle farms most of my career. by josquin9 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Every manager I've questioned about the shortcomings of cubicles has said that it's good for intra-office communication and creative collaboration . . . before walking into their private office and shutting the door behind them. Even in an organization where they made a point that managers didn't have private offices (though, senior managers and executives, of course, still did) most of the managers camped out in the few small conference rooms where employees were supposed to be able to go for "spontaneous collaborative sessions."

    I guess this meant that they realized that they have nothing to offer intellectually or creatively to the work of the office.

    1. Re:I've worked in cubicle farms most of my career. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every manager I've questioned about the shortcomings of cubicles has said that it's good for intra-office communication and creative collaboration . . . before walking into their private office and shutting the door behind them. Even in an organization where they made a point that managers didn't have private offices (though, senior managers and executives, of course, still did) most of the managers camped out in the few small conference rooms where employees were supposed to be able to go for "spontaneous collaborative sessions."

      I guess this meant that they realized that they have nothing to offer intellectually or creatively to the work of the office.

      ^^^THIS.

  51. I don't even use my desk anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a software developer, and I take my laptop and work in the hardware lab. I have a plenty of chairs and lab bench there. There is so much white noise that I can't hear people talking. I really need a good stretch of uninterrupted time to absorb, design or debug software.

  52. I can't stand closed floor plans by iamacat · · Score: 0

    Seriously, spending the whole day in isolation and, except for a lucky few, away from natural light is depressing. Being able to holler a joke across the hallway or look at sunshine through a shared window makes all the difference. There are always noise cancelling headphones for when you need total concentration.

    1. Re:I can't stand closed floor plans by greggman · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on that. I don't like isolation either. I like to see what others are doing around me. I like to overhear conversations. My most productive times are when I'm collaborating with someone not when I'm alone. But I also know that's a personal preference. I can certainly understand some need isolation.

    2. Re:I can't stand closed floor plans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell is other people
      https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090101112456AAkMNrw

      Let me get on with my work in peace.

  53. One office, two chairs ... by perpenso · · Score: 2

    Working on the factory floor or a sweat shop is not the same as doing a job that involves person to person interaction.

    For intellectual activities like programming you don't always need that second person. At my favorite previous employer we each had our own small office but two chairs for each. When useful two would pair up to accomplish something but usually we were in our own offices concentrating on different tasks. When stuck or needing a second pair of eyes one would invite someone over.

    Of my dozen or so teammates we all preferred this arrangement. We visited a company we were acquiring and they had an open floor plan with lower partitions. Our manager thought it wonderful. We noticed nearly everyone had headphones to dampen the noise. The manager of the company we were visiting told us how they provide employees with the headphones of their choice. I thought how uncomfortable wearing headphones all day must be. I checked with colleagues later, they too thought them uncomfortable after an hour or two from gaming experience.

    Our manager kept offering us the chance to move into a central area with bullpens. It was currently unused in our section of the building. We declined, he couldn't understand why. He had read a book and thought it a wonderful idea. I pointed out that when he was a developer he would work very early or very late to have some quality programming time when no one else was around. At the time he thought those hours his most productive.

    Next job was in a big open bullpen. I enjoyed the interaction with others, I was very fortunate to work with talented people and I understand how rare this was. Still I thought it distracting and it reduced my focus and productivity. A lot less "getting into the zone" while coding. If I had not enjoyed and respected those I worked with I imagine it would have been painful.

    Long ago I had a job where we were on an open floor but we had full height cubicles. That helped with noise and distraction. Not as nice as offices but I think it was much better than low walls.

    I've seen cubicles with transparent upper portions that allow visibility but with full height to reduce noise. I expect that would be an improvement on low walls.

  54. Hybrid, personal use only on wifi ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Saw one place where the workstations were wired and their network had a whitelist of technical and business related sites. It was quickly updated upon reasonable request. There was also a wifi network for personal use, BYOD. People just used their own devices for personal stuff. I was just there for a short contract but I didn't hear any grumbling and there was no rolling of the eyes when peers explained the policy. They developed stuff for the Windows platform and I was there to do a few small iOS and Android apps. When I went by IT and asked for some iOS and Android development related sites to be added to the whitelist it was done in a few minutes.

  55. Cubicles are a joke .. by lippydude · · Score: 1

    Cubicles are a joke and have been since at least 1989 when Dilbert came on the scene. People don't like being observed all the time and with no control over their own personal space. Design five man circular stations, sound and vision proofed from the other stations and entry through a pedestrian cul-de-sac. That way only people who want to engage with the occupants, will have reason to enter. Tell Zuckerberg that Scott Adams got rich making fun of cubicles.

  56. Open office innovation .. by lippydude · · Score: 1

    @50000BTU_barbecue: 'The "open office" is just cost-reduction masquerading as some sort of innovation.'

    Not only that, it's also dangerous, as in if your PHB crosses your live of sight you're liable to utter 'asshole' under your breath, and the very sensitive microphone would pick it up and the client on the other end of the phone might think you were referring to them. This really happened to a friend of mine ...

  57. Doesn't work for us monkeys by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 2

    We are still basically monkeys. I don't think that we monkeys can possibly work well in a group of 3,000. I am willing to bet that in that facebook nightmare that people have banded together into little micro tribes and even littler squads. The natural numbers would be in the ballpark of 150 and 7.

    So in an "open" office I would personally group people into small groups 5-7 in a single room and then cluster the rooms into a community of around 150 or less. Then basically don't depend on much real interaction between the communities except in the most general ways.

    This seems to be about how we evolved. I would think that facebook would already have figured this out in that I don't care how many "friends" you have on facebook that very few people would stay in contact with more than 150 in any real way and probably only have around 7 solid friends at any given time.

    Although there are probably a few outliers who do regularly stay in contact with many people and have a larger circle of friends but at the same time there would be a matching number on the other end of the bell curve who live a solitary existence. So unless a company is prepared to only hire from the 0.01% of humans who can manage 1,000s of lines of friendship then open plan is just wrong. It would be like working in an airport departure gate.

  58. Micromanagement reigns ... Score:10, Insightful by lippydude · · Score: 1

    @Kazoo the Clown: "Managers have no confidence in themselves-- they know they are incompetent at motivating people so they have to resort to big-brother intimidation techniques and vacuous pep rallys with inane slogans and sports metaphors. It then becomes self-fulfilling for the most part, you get what you pay for"...

    Not only incompetent at motivating people but incompetent at business in general. They do have the ability to claim credit for other peoples work and posses all the charm of the true sociopath. You can detect them as to how they go silent in the presence of real ability or the inordinate amount of staff turnover in their department. Oh - and also - they're usually the PHBs personal sidekick and snitch. They leave a trail of destruction behind them and can take down a whole business.

  59. Re:Well duh - it's always been about saving money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It has nothing to do with productivity. I have seen so many start ups in Silicon Valley use this open office model; it's absurd. No privacy! Imagine working for 10-12 hours every day in a crowded room, with the same people. It's almost inhumane. I don't care how many ping-pong tables or couches or other perks are made available, people need their own space. These cheap-ass, SOB, VCs and their ohurdes of young wannabe "entrepreneurs" are all on the same bandwagon; the VCs and shithead CEO's all want to look "hip" and be "just like 'that there other successful startup!' Idiots! Walk into any respectable VC (an oxymoron) office; do you see an open office plan? Duh! The swine with all the money in start up land feed at their own private troughs. The young, wannabe CEOs of "Start Up X" can leave the office any time they want; the developers, and QA, and marketing, and all the other drones can work in cattle car conditions - who cares? The media in Silicon Valley is just as stupid and idiotic as the VCs and wannabe young CEOs; they write articles about this of that "cool" open office in San Francisco's SOMA - yadda yadda. Fools! I would love to see the gaggle of lemming investors, wannabe CEO's, and pretend media completely disrupted. Idiots!

  60. Does not work.... by SuperDre · · Score: 1

    Personally I get sooo distracted with other co-workers running around, discussing stuff with each other (workrelated), having (work-related) phonecalls. When I was sitting in a large room with (only) 6 other people, i got less work done, and the work I did had much more bugs than when I was sitting alone or with only 1 other co-worker..
    socially, yes it's much more fun, but from a business standpoint (at least for me), it's better to have no visual or audio distractions..
    And let's not forget, some people are just much better as closing themselves off to their surrounding..

  61. Depends what you're used to by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2

    I'm in the UK and I've only ever workd in open plan offices. Never seen a cubicle in my life. We have entire open floors with maybe 500 people per floor. Everyone is on banks of desks, 4 each side facing each other, row after row. Quite often it's all hot desking anyway so very few people customise their space in any way. I did once, briefly but my stuff got pinched (prob cleaners or 'security'). We have breakout rooms for instant meetings but personally I find myself far more productive when I can just wander over and ask someone a question rather than wait for an IM or email to be responded to. Almost no one uses headphones and absolutely no one has audible music. Even having a ringtone is frowned upon, vibrate only. As I've never been in any other environment (and I'm now in my fifties) I really can't see the issue with concentration, you either tune out the chatter or find a breakout room for the rare times you really need to focus.

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    1. Re:Depends what you're used to by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      As I've never been in any other environment (and I'm now in my fifties) I really can't see the issue with concentration, you either tune out the chatter or find a breakout room for the rare times you really need to focus.

      The problem is that humans can't multiprocess*, we can only multitask via task-switching, and it's primarily-cooperative multitasking to boot. You can't just abandon your task anywhere and switch to another one, you've got to get to a stopping point and then discontinue your current task and switch to another. Otherwise you lose work, break things, etc. So while you can't see the issue with concentration, you're still suffering from it. You've just learned to live with it, and to expect inefficiency.

      * there are some indications that we can work on up to two tasks simultaneously, but both suffer and one definitely suffers a lot

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    2. Re:Depends what you're used to by Geeky · · Score: 1

      Exactly, it's the norm in the UK. I started out just over 20 years ago, and only senior managers had offices then. Now even they're out in the open plan office in many places.

      Classrooms are also open plan, so it was no different to what I was used to from education. Every environment in which I've been expected to work has been like that, from my first day of school right up until now.

      I see the plus side, which is that even though I'm working on my thing I can pick up on conversations around me - and often make a contribution that would not happen if we were all hidden away in cubicles or offices.

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    3. Re:Depends what you're used to by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      we can only multitask via task-switching

      That's my day. Jumping from crisis to even more urgent crisis and back again over and over. It's expected. If anyone was only able to do one thing at a time, they'd not last long here. Priorities shift, often by the minute. You could be halfway through analysing half a million rows of data diagnosing an issue then dropping that, diving into source code for something else, drop that to have a quick meeting to agree a design point, back to the source code then back to the data, and that's within a 30min window. I'd say I have a lousy memory but I'm still expected to jump about and pick up where I left off.

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  62. Re:Well duh - it's always been about saving money by chewy_fruit_loop · · Score: 1

    I've only worked in open offices, only top level management get offices, ordinary managers sit with the other cattle

    i think this is just an american issue.....the rest of the world seems to cope

  63. Open-Office? by smallmj · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they should switch to the Libre-Office fork ;)

    Would that be optional walls?

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  64. Doug Stanhope - production in a cubicle by kevinbr · · Score: 1
  65. And I thought Gattaca was science-fiction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The movie Gattaca shows a space agency, where a lot of the employees work on a single room, in desks aligned in files and rows without any walls between them - just like a school class. So I thought, "this is just thought-provoking science-fiction, there's no way the working environment is going to come out like that".-Ignacio Agulló

  66. Farts by morinpatmorin · · Score: 1

    I've never worked in an open office. What's the protocol when you've eaten cabbage rolls the night before and have lots of farting to do before you're finally ready for your morning shit?

    1. Re:Farts by netsavior · · Score: 1

      don't worry about it... chances are the guy next to you is currently eating a bowl of home made deep fried curried broccoli farts and stale baked stinkfish. Nobody will even notice, they might even ask for a bite of your tire-fire masala before they realize it was just a fart.

  67. garlic and cross substitute for open office plans by WorldWarPi · · Score: 1

    My solution at Bandley 3 was to wear my 31dB shooting muffs and use my Ferrari rear-view mirrors. Even my manager was polite in getting my attention.

  68. What pure, unadulterated BS. by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

    When I started working in the 70s, my first three jobs were in open office areas. No partitions, Desks side by side. We ate our lunches in the break room, not at our desks. In fact, my third job did not allow us to have food at our desks, only drinks like coffee and water.

    We got work done because we did our jobs. We had this thing called a 'work ethic'.

    My current job has low partitions, and everyone seems to work just fine. We seem to also have a 'work ethic'. When people need to talk, they go to a conference room or the break room. Or speak quietly.

    If people are not working, it's probably because they aren't doing their jobs, have a poor work ethic, or are just plain rude.

    Not because they don't have partitions between them.

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  69. Solution: Buy Chromebooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In addition to practically vaporizing the need for in house IT infrastructure, ChromeOS is built around modern day collaborative in such a way as to be unobtrusive to concentration. Google Hangouts can be used in place of long winded email drafts to get the attention of your coworkers as their attention span becomes available for "getting".

    My last job I had to walk the length of a football field to get manager feedback on design decisions or go miles down the wrong direction. They would throw away 8 hours of labor if they didn't like something a simple question could have resolved. They liked emails(Outlook)/Excel and .jpg images instead of Gmail, Google Drive, .easm files and IM.

    Problem solving strategy: I bought my supervisor a Samsung Chromebook for Christmas. The idea was it would force him to modernize millennial-style. He returned it to me(Impropriety concerns) however I got a Chromebook out of the deal and got him to buy one for himself.

    Happily ever after and all that, plus I didn't have to walk the football field to ask my supervisor questions any more.

  70. Reasonable adjustments by badzilla · · Score: 1

    Supposing you have a disability such as fear of open/closed spaces, or closeness to or isolation from your coworkers negatively affects you in some way. In UK and probably most places there is legislation to oblige the employer to make "reasonable adjustments" for that disability in the physical layout of the workplace.

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  71. I don't like my open office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in an open office with about 30 other people and i'm really not fond of it. I sit near several very chatty people who try their best to talk at me too often, there's non-stop distractions from every direction, people who vocalise their every thought, no privacy and no walls or dividers i can pin things to. Honestly you don't realise how useful having a personal board to pin things on is until you've lost it.

    I'd be happier and able to work faster and with fewer mistakes if i were alone in a cubicle and left to work. As far as i'm concerned i go to work to work, not to socialise so let me get on with it in a distraction free environment.

  72. Work from home FTW by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

    For me, working in an office is about maximizing Communication.

    I work for a global company, and collaborate with people around the planet. We're not going to be in one office, therefore an office is pointless.

    Plus, your workspace is very much a showcase of your work, personality, and work habits, and I find it way easier to display it on the open planform "science fair" office than in the empty nest "cube farm" booth format.

    My results are the showcase of my work. I'm paid for results, not a display of how neat my workspace is. I'm a network engineer, so maybe you're an interior designer and it makes sense.

    If you really need privacy, grab a break-out room, or work from home that day. But for the most part, I find that work sucks more when there's not enough communication,

    I work from home full-time. If it were practical to meet in an office, I'd do it 1-2 days a week max just for building relationships with coworkers. Still, a majority of my time is actually getting shit done.
    As for communication, we have phones, IM chat, and online meetings. There is no shortage of ways to communicate requirements and goals. The only thing that suffers is the ability to grow relationships with people around the coffee maker, and again, that isn't going to happen when we live on opposite sides of this rock.

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    1. Re:Work from home FTW by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Heh, funny you should mention that... a substantial chunk of my work at just about every company I've ever worked for was to serve as a communications conduit between the networking group and the mere mortals who were just trying to get their app deployed.

      I'd be brought in to certain projects fairly late when everyone was all flustered and fuming because their app wasn't working and the network guys WEREN'T HELPING them. Then I'd sift through all their app and tease out all of their port connectivity requirements and add those details to their architecture diagrams. Then I'd rifle through the Network group's documentation tree and fill out the firewall request forms with the proper CIDR notation if necessary. While they were working on those tickets, I'd whip up some quick connectivity tests with nmap and netcat, and find and help the network tech fix any typos that might have snuck in before going back to the app team and having them try again. Then I spend some quality time smoothing their feathers with stories about how the networking team has been in super high demand since the security group tightened the thumbscrews since the DDoS worm attack 5 years ago and how it's a thankless job because they only get any visibility when there's a problem and how things would go much smoother next time when everyone's "engaged in the process" much earlier but it was an emergency demo so whatever. So the project becomes a last-minute success story and kudos go all around, instead of the app team whining up the management chain that they missed their deadline because the networking group wouldn't work with them.

      Yes, I am the CCNA whisperer, and I appreciate the hard work that you do and want to buy you a drink the next time you're in town.

    2. Re:Work from home FTW by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am the CCNA whisperer, and I appreciate the hard work that you do and want to buy you a drink the next time you're in town.

      Damn, you're good.

      Seriously, I went from "mildly annoyed that your viewpoint was different from mine", to "This cat is alright, one of the good ones" in your one comment.

      And yes, I know part of it is because your comment has some ego stroking for network people, but I don't care. I'll take it. :)

      I do appreciate you people. I really want to help, but when the morals just keep saying "It don't work", I'm really at a loss on how to help them understand their own app!

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  73. Back in 2006 by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    I had participated in planning a new office. All the cubes were what I termed "Fuck you" cubes - low partitions - fully open.

    But because I was part of I.T. I made absolutely sure that A) I.T. got it's own space completely and B) The cubes were full six feet high.

  74. It's all about square foot density. by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    We all know that the end goal is to shove as many people into an area as possible. Office designers have foisted this belief on companies who really don't care very much about employee productivity as they do about overall G&A (General and Administrative) costs. Employee workspaces are G&A and companies look bad when G&A is too high. Never mind the fact that the CEO is making 50 to 100 times his average workers salary, G&A is bad so let's cram as many folks into the existing space as possible. More people in less space = more productive. Which of course is total bullshit. The reason it doesn't work is because of these reasons:

    • Personal Devices. Smart phones, Cell phones all disrupt the worker and everybody around them.
    • Noisy fuckers. These are the ones who take a company phone call or any activity and amplify their voice to 11 in order to sound more important
    • Stinky Eaters/Eaters all the time/Snackers. We've all had the guy who put the fish in the microwave, enough said
    • Colds/Viruses. Not only do more cramped conditions increase the chances of your workers having a {Cold, Flu, Other} epidemic the sneezing, sniffling, blowing noses, coughing all disrupt everybody around.
    • Creep Factor. Whether it be nosy co-workers or the guy or gal checking out the office hottie people can feel uncomfortable with lechers watching what they're doing. Rule of thumb, don't watch youporn at work.
    • Cramming people into small places has been proven to fail. See: Airline filghts

    Of course we can wear headphones and get privacy screens for our computers but while we're social we also need personal space.

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  75. I hate open plan offices! Hate hate hate .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked in them with low-partitioned cubicles 27 years ago. I hated it then, I'd hate it now. You cannot get respite from office politics and all the assholes with their bullshit and talk about football and what was on television. Being watched means you are not trusted, that you are a slave. The symbol then - as now - of being "management" was getting your own glass-walled office with curtains. From then on, I looked for jobs where I knew I would get my own office. Privacy. Quiet. The ability to think hard and close the door without interruptions. Assholes, including bosses, had to knock before I let them in. For me this is more important than a higher salary. Even better: work from home. That I love!

  76. one step removed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from modern poultry farming systems. Lovely.

    http://www.bigstockphoto.com/i...

  77. Some jobs can't be open officed by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

    As a matter of fact, I think its *illegal* to open office my job. I work in payroll. We have a divider, a locked door, our own machines, and our own storage. Sticking us in an open area is just asking for an eventual lawsuit.

  78. Re: Well duh - it's always been about saving money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I've only worked in open offices"
    So you don't know

  79. I just love hearing the results of this layout by PJ6 · · Score: 1

    getting a call from a headhunter. She'll say something and it will be completely unintelligible because some asshole next to her will be screaming his head off on the phone, or doing "team building" exercises. And at that point I'll politely tell her, "Sorry, but I only work with professional organizations. Please don't call back, I've blacklisted you."

    Not that I was interested to begin with.

  80. rubber duck debugging by raymorris · · Score: 1

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki...

    Rubber duck debugging refers to telling someone else about a problem or question, and thereby coming to understand it - without the listener necessarily saying anything. The speaker may as well have been talking to a rubber duck, it was the act organizing ones thoughts and speaking them aloud that resulted in clarity.

  81. Our COO quit because of "open concept" by netsavior · · Score: 1

    The board and the (new)CEO handed down the "open concept directive"
    100% of employees voiced issues ranging from visual distractions, to "how the hell are customer support employees supposed to talk to people on the phone?"
    3 employees quit on the first day of "open concept"
    Every "town hall" meeting included mostly questions about how to mitigate the negative effects of open concept.

    The COO (of 13 years) blew up in a town hall meeting, confided in us that he fought it all the way, then he put in his resignation.

    Our company was so paralyzed by it that we moved the developers to their own office building, because it was affecting deadlines to have constant interruptions and loud overheard phone calls by sales and support. It literally cost double, because we could no longer function in a single office.

    1. Re:Our COO quit because of "open concept" by johncandale · · Score: 1
      Silicon Valley is full of manchilds ("manchildern"?) with infantile tastes.

      The New Yorker had a good piece on why their lounge chairs have very little to do with their success. http://www.newyorker.com/magaz... All the best engineers are 40 year olds, show up at 8 take an hour lunch and leave at 5. All the tech start-ups are still led by pitchman selling oil. Cubicles, now hated, were invented as a solution to the open office problems and were meant to improve worker comforts. And what was old is new again.

  82. Headsets by DThorne · · Score: 1

    Nothing's perfect, but it depends mightily on your line of work. I work in VFX where the age tends to be low and plugging into your music when you need to focus on your shot is extremely common. Otherwise it's more about being different from a warren of disconnected offices rather than always better or worse. I haven't worked from a sealed office in many many years and I don't miss it in the slightest. For the record, I'm not young. :-)

  83. Open Space means LOST Productivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in an office with relatively high partition walls although low/no partitions are common at many facilities.

    I regularly have problems conducting work at my desk and I regularly have to move from my desk to perform special assignments because background noise is too high at my desk.

    Plus, I am CONSTANTLY interrupted by people who do not even bother to check whether I am on the phone or otherwise engaged before bursting in to my work station and rudely interrupting me. The fact that you WANT to speak with me NOW does not mean I am ABLE to speak with you NOW. And if I am typing on my computer while speaking into my headset I am probably NOT free at the moment.

    Clueless, rude co-workers and out-of-touch facilities managers combined with unproven theories makes for a less productive working environment. But I have been dealing with this since 6th grade...

  84. In the hope that there are still people reading by chthon · · Score: 1
  85. Nose picking bathroom break by cyberspittle · · Score: 1

    I've found that those disgusting personal habits, such as picking boogers, requires a proper bathroom break. I am a bit disgusted by those that do not use a bathroom break to clean their nose (among other things).

  86. 100% Correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bad idea, created by "Twitter Generation"

    You really need to review your history. The open office has been around for centuries, if not millennia. Mind you back then the Monks weren't allowed to speak. And that doesn't even touch on Dicksian nightmares and the middle of last century. What is new is people not shutting the fuck up and annoying everyone else.

    100% Correct. After all, Slashdot was only founded in 1997. That is pretty new.

  87. One sided by jemmyw · · Score: 1

    This is a very once sided view point. I prefer open plan offices, and so do all but one of my colleagues. I don't feel that the office layout is due to management either, but worker preference. If we wanted cubicles we could have them...

  88. Where's the velcro (tm)? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Old Dilbert cartoon: http:/// dilbert.com/strips/comic/1991-06-17/
    It's way cheaper than cubes, and OFFICES? The mushrooms want OFFICES?

    In 1987, I was working at the Scummy Mortgage Co in Austin, TX (real name available upon request). I shared a wedge-shaped room with four others, no cube, just deskdeskdesk (other side) deskdeskdesk. Two of the folks were the sr. programmer and the systems analyst, and they were on the phones about 50% of the time. At one point, I was listening to some training tapes on a portable tape player; after a couple of days, having gotten through the tapes, I brought in some music. A day or two later, my boss walked by, and asked me if I'd finished the training. I told him I had, and that I'd brought music, to increase my productivity. He told me to take off the headphones and increase my productivity.

    This is after the old VP of DP reitred. Before he did, he'd walk into the room occasionally, and stare at us. I asked another programmer, and she told me he used to do that when they'd had keypunchers, to make sure they were working, and seemed to expect us to be the same.

    When I first started college, lo, these many years ago, at an orientation, one of the first things they told us was to find somewhere QUIET to do homework and studying.

    It's cheap bullshit, all of it. And the managers, who mostly don't have a freakin' clue what we do, or even how to do their own jobs, want to stare at you to make sure you're working.

    But us computer folks don't need a union to stop this sh*t, we'll put up with anything. As mushrooms, all they need to do is feed us bullshit, and keep us in the dark....

                      mark

  89. The solution by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    Get a nice pair of noise-cancelling headphones if you absolutely must be thrust into this environment.

    1. Re:The solution by ChoosyBeggar · · Score: 1

      This. A good-quality pair of noise-canceling headphones (i.e. Bose QuietComfort 15) is the ticket out of noise distraction. As for visual privacy, um wtf? What exactly are you doing at your desk that you feel the need to hide from your colleagues??

  90. Re:Well duh - it's always been about saving money by operagost · · Score: 1

    Another appeal to popularity... and it's doubtful that "the rest of the world" even does this.

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  91. Link to study pdf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.makespacework.com/Resources-pdf/Architects/Office%20workspace_perceptions%20&%20outcomes%20by%20the%20journal%20of%20environmental%20psychology.pdf

  92. STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not a cheerocracy, I am the cheertator, I will make the cheercisions around here, and I will deal with the cheerconsequences! STFU, AC!

  93. Re:Well duh - it's always been about saving money by S.O.B. · · Score: 2

    California now requires egg-laying chickens to have at least 116 sq in of floor space.

    A little more office downsizing and a little more chicken coop expansion and California will be able to pass a single law to cover both chickens and office workers.

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  94. Asperger's by GrantRobertson · · Score: 1

    The kinds of people who do best at any kind of super-detailed work often have mild to moderate Asperger's, whether they know it or not. So, an open floor plan is one of the worst things one can do to them.

    1. Re:Asperger's by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      I'm PDD-NOS you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:Asperger's by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      But yeah, put me in my own office. I'l lock the door. Questions though e-mail please.

  95. heck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only do the corporate officers deserve offices, as per their name, they exist on different floors from the rabble. You go up (always up) from the constant din into a land of tranquil silence where secretaries walking by soundlessly on the thick carpeting gaze at you quizzically while the great ones dream their great dreams without the rudeness of reality to awaken them.

  96. where do I remember this from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eliminate the partitions between the stalls in the bathroom, let the men urge each other on. Good for morale.

    1. Re:where do I remember this from? by messymerry · · Score: 1

      Boot camp. Six thrones in a row with nothing but air between them. Espirit de Corps...

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  97. Re: Well duh - it's always been about saving money by xystren · · Score: 1

    I question if this working 60-80hrs per week being the badge of honor in the US seems to value so highly is skewing those results, along with the culture of not taking holiday/vacation (or the guilt of taking it). And even though, I'd also question the amount of hours worked (on paper) vs. the actual number of hours worked. If you are working 40/wk, but if you actually put in more hours (either unpaid overtime, flex time that is never taken, telecommute work from home, etc.) you have skewed results. Often the numbers do not reflect the true numbers. Time off in the EU is encouraged, in the US, time off is certainly not encourage in the same way that the EU does. I also think it would be interesting to see what the productivity vs. quality of life would compare? Is productivity the measure that should be so highly valued? I suppose it depends on what your perspective is.

  98. Re: Well duh - it's always been about saving money by xystren · · Score: 1

    Buggars... I also forgot to mention, after a brief review of the article that you mentioned....

  99. Bullpen by brunnegd · · Score: 1

    Open office is just another name for a bullpen. I worked in one in the 60s, too many distractions for productivity.

  100. It's time to leverage technology and adopt the vir by nickrao · · Score: 1

    Brick and mortar will morph into hoteling space and virtual office space. With today's technology collaboration, productivity, and business performance are easily fostered and managed. Hoteling affords temporary space when in office time is necessary. Hopefully, soon brick and mortar will go the way of snail mail.

  101. Re:Well duh - it's always been about saving money by Dragon+Bait · · Score: 1

    It has nothing to do with productivity.

    I was under the impression that productivity was king at a startup.

    The closest I've been to an open office was a four person cube with a round table in the center. All four were working on the same project and it was the most productive environment I've been in. If you had a question, you could roll your chair back to the table, have an impromptu meeting and get right back to work.

    The only problem we had were the lookie-loos that decided they could just walk into our cube and start a conversation.

  102. The really funny thing is by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    that people are willing to immerse themselves in this kind of hell.

    But that's why these kinds of workers make the big bucks, right ?

    Any truly productive and interesting work environment I've ever been in didn't have an open floorplan or cubicle farms, didn't have acres of florescent lights, and didn't have mangers that were the only ones with any semblance of privacy.

    The workers at these types of places have made it this way. You're sheep.

  103. Fine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am amused. I started to read this thread to figure out how (Apache) OpenOffice was destroying worker productivity. Oh, not that kind of open office.

  104. Garantia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Banco Garantia, in a purpose-built open plan completed in 1994 for all of its 300 key staff to work together in one room in São Paulo, was one of the most productive organizations imaginable. I vaguely remember estimated annual profit from these 300 people as US$300 million.

  105. Does Mark Zuckerberg sit out with the Herd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or Michael Bloomberg?

    If not, then they are full of shit.

  106. Open office reinforces class system/elitism by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    For some managers it is not enough to be a manager. They have to let everyone else KNOW that they are a manager. They have to separate themselves from the masses. How? Wearing a tie is one way. Or having the fanciest computer. Sitting in an office with a door is another way. It lets everyone else know that you are a manager and they are not.

    As others have mentioned, managers are usually extroverts and extroverts often have inferiority complexes. This is why it is important for them to be seen as superior to others. In the outside world it is manifested by the kind of car you drive (BMW, Mercedes, etc.) or the watch you wear (Rolex instead of Casio) or where you live (gated subdivision). In the workplace, this means having a bigger office, or a corner office, or a reserved parking space. Or some other perk.

    Paradoxically, it is the programmers - the introverts - that really need an office with a door. These are the people doing the work that requires quiet and concentration. Yet they are thrown into the mosh pit with the other programmers. Hardly a productive work environment.

    Have you ever noticed that a lot of managers are hardly ever in their office? They are in meetings most of the day. Or out meeting with clients. Or traveling somewhere. So the office goes largely unused.

    If things made any sense in an office - and I'm not pretending for one moment that it does - the programmers would get the offices and the managers would be in cubicles. But that will never happen. Partly because managers make the rules and partly due to elitism.

  107. How about ... by Briana83 · · Score: 0

    removable partitions ?

  108. Control, not thrift. by pupsocket · · Score: 1

    They don't want efficiency. They want innovation.

    They don't want to innovate. They want to control the commercialization of new technologies.

    Everybody in charge focuses on control first. Since they don't thoroughly follow what you're doing, they monitor by watching you do it.

    They don't want anybody else doing what they do.

  109. Sweatshops by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Were the first to do it, that should tell you something.