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NFL Asks Columbia University For Help With Deflate-Gate

An anonymous reader writes with news that the NFL has reached out for some help answering the questions raised by deflate-gate. "Yep, it's for real. The law firm representing the NFL (Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison) has reached out to Columbia University's department of physics to recruit an expert on 'gas physics' to help determine, as has been reported, the 'environmental impacts on inflated footballs.' This is one of those rare times when the jocks turn to the nerds, so fellow fans of molecules and momentum — climb out of that gym locker you were stuffed into — this is our moment. Stand tall. And do the wave....They want to talk to a physicist, I presume, to help determine if a drop in temperature — a slowing of the air molecules inside the football — can explain the low pressure that was found in some of the balls used in the A.F.C. championship game two weeks ago between the New England Patriots and the Indianapolis Colts."

239 comments

  1. It's not the gas... by Jaime2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem with describing what happens when a ball cools isn't about the gas inside it; that's well understood. The problem is that the container is also affected by temperature and leather is a complicated material. The best answer here is to do a bunch of experiments, not a bunch of calculations.

    1. Re:It's not the gas... by CanadianRealist · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The behaviour of the gas is described nicely by the ideal gas law: PV/T is constant, where P is the pressure of the gas, V is the volume and T is the temperature. (T must use a scale relative to absolute zero.)

      The best answer here is to do a bunch of experiments, not a bunch of calculations.

      The NFL has plenty of experience in dealing with inflating footballs. It's pretty hard to believe that they don't understand what's going on. They should be well aware of the effects of cooling on both the ball and the air inside it. It's not like they recently started using inflated leather balls.

    2. Re:It's not the gas... by sixthousand · · Score: 1

      Footballs actually use an inner bladder, so I wouldn't think the complexity of the leather outer would contribute all that much to its temperature susceptibility.

    3. Re:It's not the gas... by Jaime2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, I said that the behavior of gasses is well understood and you responded with the ideal gas law. Are you agreeing or disagreeing with me? If you are agreeing, then why post?

      Next you mentioned the the NFL has a bunch of experience with this. Yet, it is the NFL that is asking for help. Obviously they don't agree with you.

    4. Re:It's not the gas... by easyTree · · Score: 3, Funny

      The best answer here is to do a bunch of experiments

      Yes, let's fire balls at jocks' heads and see what the effect of varying the environmental parameters is.

    5. Re:It's not the gas... by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      i solved this issue on day one. they injected hot gas into the football right before the pressure was measured. pressure was fine with the hot gas, but once the gas reached ambient temperature the pressure was lower. Using the ideal gas law I calculated the gas would need to be 30 C (about 55 F) hotter than ambient. Completely feasible.

      science, bitches!

    6. Re:It's not the gas... by CanadianRealist · · Score: 0

      I pointed out the ideal gas law to show just how well understood it is. Not simply saying that cooling the air will reduce the pressure, but here's how you could calculate exactly how much difference it would make. (I really can't see how you could think pointing out the ideal gas law would be disagreeing with you.)

      OK, so I guess I'm wrong, the NFL has no experience with inflating footballs. There are multiple balls inflated for each of the many games each week throughout the season and this has been going on for quite a few years, but they still don't really know anything about inflated leather balls. Right.

    7. Re:It's not the gas... by Ambassador+Kosh · · Score: 3, Informative

      Air is NOT an ideal gas at ALL. You can't use the ideal gas law and have it work.

      However you are in luck though since engineers made tables long ago of air properties at a huge range of temperatures, pressures etc and you can just look up the properties of air. However the properties of the material of the football would have to be tested.

      The only time you can use the ideal gas law is with a nearly pure gas at high temperature and no chemical reactions.

      It does suck that so much of the stuff we teach people in chemistry is not actually useful.

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    8. Re:It's not the gas... by Jaime2 · · Score: 1

      OK, so I guess I'm wrong, the NFL has no experience with inflating footballs. There are multiple balls inflated for each of the many games each week throughout the season and this has been going on for quite a few years, but they still don't really know anything about inflated leather balls. Right.

      They asked for the help, that's the point of the article. If they were confident in their conclusions, this thread wouldn't exist in its current form. I am not making some wild assumption that they don't know what they are doing - the NFL asked for help.

      I realized that they probably only asked for help because they wanted to get a response from someone with an un-assailable reputation, not because they are buffoons. But, it still happened, and pointing out that they know what they are doing does not advance the conversation.

    9. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But why did the Patriots' balls cool differently than the Colts' balls?

    10. Re:It's not the gas... by Hussman32 · · Score: 1

      Dry air behaves ideally until several atmospheres at reduced temperatures well above one, we're talking about 2 atmospheres. Ideal assumption would be fine unless there is humidity. If there is humidity in the air, it gets a little more complicated; you'd have to subtract out the vapor fraction that may condense.

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    11. Re:It's not the gas... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The ideal gas law is useable at all temperatures, except you consider 30 degrees Kelvin a high temperature.

      The properties of the hull, in this case the skin of the ball are irrelevant. The 'volume' of the skin is the thickness times area. It is related to the enclosed volume inside of the skin by a factor of r^3.

      So sinking temperature lets first of all shrink the volume of the skin and not the volume of the sphere it surrounds.

      Actually a no brainer if you ever had held a ball used for sports in your hands.

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    12. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The NFL is not interested in a scientific answer. They are interested in an answer from a supposed authority which reaches a conclusion they agree with. The NFL can then take that answer and champion it as having been "verified by scientists!".

      The NFL wants this whole mess to go away. They do not want people thinking that the players and teams cheat because people will become less invested in a rigged game. And if that happens, the NFL makes less money.

      What the NFL is really asking is for some scientist to come forward with an explanation about how the Patriot's footballs can be slightly deflated while the other team's balls remained pert and bouncy. Whether the scientist involved provides a legitimate answer or not is inconsequential, so long as it sounds convincing.

      So, yeah, once again the jocks are trying to crib off the hard work of the nerds.

    13. Re: It's not the gas... by KJSwartz · · Score: 1

      It's refreshing to watch everybody grapple with the nuances of basic physics principles, only to discover they don't understand them so well.

      1) was the same pressure gauge used for both measurement? If not, who calibrated the precision instruments used by the referees?

      2) 1 ATM = about 14.7 PSI at STP. Where was it the patriots were playing?

      3) 1 ATM = about 14.7 PSI at STP. These balls were inflated to 27.2 PSI with a properly calibrated pressure gauge, otherwise the quarterbacks are grappling flopping pigskins.

      4) height above MSL (mean sea level) also affects the gas chemistry, and gas mixture does drastically impact pressure. Inflating tires with (relatively) inert nitrogen is now all the rage. What if somebody was inspired to use a unconventional mixture?

      It's terrific that people are trying hard to puzzle out the mechanics. Perhaps some trust will come out of this with future climate change discussions.

    14. Re:It's not the gas... by ember42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dry air is within 1 part in 1000 of the ideal gas law at near ambient pressure and temperature. I challenge you to detect this with portable instrumentation.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C...
      Unless the football is extremely elastic or is strongly adsorbent of gasses the ball properties wont matter much at all.
      The interesting question is do they use dry air? If they use ambient air, compressing it to ~13 psi will increase the dew point by ~10C / 18F. If the dew point is now above ambient, moisture will condense, which would lower the pressure much more than ideal gas law predicts.

    15. Re:It's not the gas... by David_Hart · · Score: 2

      i solved this issue on day one. they injected hot gas into the football right before the pressure was measured. pressure was fine with the hot gas, but once the gas reached ambient temperature the pressure was lower. Using the ideal gas law I calculated the gas would need to be 30 C (about 55 F) hotter than ambient. Completely feasible.

      science, bitches!

      I'm willing to bet that you used 2 PSI in your calculations as that is what was initially leaked as the pressure difference for all of the footballs. There have been further leaks saying that only the intercepted ball, the one in possession of the Colts, was 2 PSI low. The rest were supposedly under 1 PSI low.
      http://www.businessinsider.com...

      Based on the information from Billichick, it's likely that at least one of the footballs, if not more, were roughed up (which is what they do the prepare the footballs) just before the testing. This also could account for the internal temperature of the air being higher than ambient.

      For those asking the question about whether the league should understand what happens to footballs, the answer is that Yes they should. But No, they have never seen the need to delve this deeply into it before. The Refs don't even put the football pressure readings on paper when they test them, assuming that they are actually doing their job and using gauges. You would think that in this day and age that they would test each football, record the readings, and stamp it with a random bar-code.

      They could probably use a temperature gun to measure the ball temperature prior to taking the pressure reading. Or, for that matter, the pressure gauge should have a temperature gauge built in. Enter this information into an app along with game time weather and they could use it to set the football pressure for game conditions.

      There... an new App for the Microsoft Surface... Football Pressure Calibrator for Weather Conditions (FPCWC)....

      PS: I would have typed that this would be a new app for the iPad, but the NFL has a marketing deal with Microsoft.

    16. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not even about the behaviour of the leather.

      Whatever this "whatever-gate" is about (something to do about american football?) it sounds like professional sport and one side wasn't happy with the result.

      It's about lawering the undesireable result away or at least to absolve the unhappy party from being at fault for it.

      As much as basic science would be good enough for any productive questions they may have about the behaviour of balls under slightly different temperatures, when lawer type people (that are often thoroughly unscientific in their view of the world), then nothing but a physics professor will do. Anyone of lower rank would just be doubted ("I don't like what he says, but how can we be really sure he knows his stuff, anyway?""It's high school level physics""I was bad at science in high school, so you probably don't know anything about it either!").

    17. Re: It's not the gas... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Seems they could develop a way to non-invasively confirm pressure of the footballs that sits in front of cameras on the sidelines.

      Some storage box that puts the football under a standard pressure and confirms the deformation is within the expected range. Or is 1 to 2psi too small to be noticeable that way?

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    18. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying this is an opportunity for funding.

    19. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, their key error is assuming "The volume of a football hardly changes..." If you consider a balloon, its volume definitely changes with temperature & pressure, so you can't easily assume V is constant...the same goes for a football, since it's quite pliable.

      If it were OK to assume V is constant, we'd see car tires woefully underinflated in cold conditions (and newer ones have TPMS to sound an alert if pressure gets too low). Pressure does decrease in tires at low temperatures, but not as much as you'd calculate if you assume volume is constant.

    20. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The ideal gas law is apparently unfit for the circumstances: NY Times, Jan. 29: Deflation Experiments...

      Kind of embarrassing for the physicists who went out there and qouted the ideal gas law or even based calculations on it. Names please NYT!!!

      Nice work Tom Healy, Carnegie Mellon grad/engineer.

      This job is better suited to engineering than physics anyway. No new or deep physical understanding is needed.

      Only a fame whore physicist would go out and (condescendingly and yet mistakenly) explain the physics with Tom Friedman-like babyish analogies to kids running in a room. And it would take some nerve to name check the all but completely ruled out string theory in a bid for popular physics cred.

      Ball inflation has been tuned by several teams/qb's openly, usually within regulation limits, so it's likely they already knew about inflated balls deflating in lower temps before it was found out. Most people who graduate college have at least some experience with thermo either in physics or chemistry, so NFL football players can be expected to know this. But it would give them a nice alibi when they can go running to physics to back them up and claim it was a total accident, claim ignorance, innocence, etc. And then when everyone is debating physics, the real story fades away in the mix.

    21. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that every team, and every quarterback, has a bunch of things they do to the balls to get the feel of it the way the QB likes it. See, for instance, this article about how the Giants rub down and otherwise fiddle with the balls. It is possible the Patriots do something to the covering of the balls that is still within regulation but causes them to leak pressure. Possibly even knowingly. That still meets the rules, at least until the owners change them again.

    22. Re:It's not the gas... by Noah+Haders · · Score: 2

      the problem is, with the rubber bladder and then the leather outside, the football won't feel noticeably warmer immediately

    23. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says they did?

      If the Colt's delivered balls to the refs at 13-13.5 psi, and the Patriots delivered balls at 12.5 psi, and all of the balls lost between 0.1 and 0.5 psi due to ambient temperature conditions, the outcome would be that all of the Colt's balls would still be considered to be a legal pressure on the field, and none of the Patriots' would be. Current reports indicate that the ONLY ball that was 2psi below pressure was the one that the Colts handed over for testing when they complained, while the rest were only "a few ticks" below (~0.3 psi). THAT is how you can arrive at a condition where only the Patriot's footballs were "illegal".

      That all being said, this is STILL a ridiculous "scandal"... Earlier this year Aaron Rodgers stated publicly that he deliberately OVERINFLATES the balls (to 14psi and beyond) and hopes the ref's don't catch it, another quarterback openly admitted that he paid someone $7500 to deflate the balls IN A SUPERBOWL, and yet there was no hue and cry about EITHER of those situations... Furthermore, the Patriots performed substantially better in the second half in all phases of the game, and no-one has yet indicated EXACTLY what the supposed benefit would be to having them substantially underinflate the footballs... (there have been lots of "theoretical" postulations put-forth, but the numbers speak for themselves, the Patriots were statistically MUCH BETTER with properly inflated footballs (i.e. in the second half) than they were with the marginally underinflated ones in the first half...

      -AC

    24. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ideal gas law might be of use if the containers were fixed volume - but they expand and contract, storing energy as they are inflated and stretched. To model it with math would involve some differential equations...

    25. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next you mentioned the the NFL has a bunch of experience with this. Yet, it is the NFL that is asking for help. Obviously they don't agree with you.

      They need help. The NFL should update their requirement to say 12.5 PSI minimum, at some particular temperature. The minimum pressure requirement by itself is ambiguous. Perhaps provide a table of temperatures and the corresponding required minimum pressure. It doesn't matter if air is an ideal gas or not, there is some relationship between P and T. Maybe you also need humidity requirements.

      Letting teams bring their own balls on offense is just asking for abuse anyway.

    26. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, I said that the behavior of gasses is well understood and you responded with the ideal gas law. Are you agreeing or disagreeing with me? If you are agreeing, then why post?

      Next you mentioned the the NFL has a bunch of experience with this. Yet, it is the NFL that is asking for help. Obviously they don't agree with you.

      It's a publicity thing to deflect the controversy... "How could we have known... We need top scientists from Columbia University to investigate it for us!".

    27. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      relax bro, no need to pick a fight where none exists.

    28. Re:It's not the gas... by sd4f · · Score: 1

      I was taught that you treat "air" as an ideal gas when there's no phase change. This was thermodynamics though. There may be an issue with humidity, but I have my doubts whether that will play a large role.

    29. Re:It's not the gas... by drnb · · Score: 1

      The NFL should update their requirement to say 12.5 PSI minimum, at some particular temperature.

      The particular temperature being the temperature on the field.

    30. Re:It's not the gas... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      it works for the situation well enough, if used correctly.

      but as even the article states(if you pick out the bit that matters), is that it doesn't really matter, as there were a set of control balls that behaved differently from the 1 ball.. so the 1 ball was either faulty or messed with.

      they should have run with a leaky ball explanation, rather than temperature, since 1 ball was different from the others.

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    31. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did they measure the Colts balls in the first half or only the Patriots? I've not seen or heard anything about the Colts footballs. And you'd think there would have been documentation once an issue came up but nothing has ever been shown which looks like a document listing the pressures found. Neither in the first half or the 2nd half. And how did the balls fare in the 2nd half?

      It's seems to be very much like a Three Stooges episode. Lots of silliness and little substance.

    32. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anybody bother to find out how the gauges are calibrated? Did they use the same measuring device in all
      instances? What is the repeatability tolerance of a single device? Jesus, a 10 percent tolerance makes for
      more than 2lbs. At 13.5, + or - 1.35 anybody? How thF dooes anybody know how much air was in a
      particular ball?

    33. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardly. No one cares whether this study is done or not. The "jocks" are making millions a year throwing a ball around. How does that compare to your income?

    34. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      degrees Kelvin

      Fail.

    35. Re: It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure the regs require 12.5-13.5 psi, not ~25psi...

    36. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...will become less invested in a rigged game

      too late.

      patriots didn't deserve to be in the superbowl (and this was not the first time they've been caught cheating either. ref.), and seattle was the defending champ you want to see get beat. no point in watching when you want both teams to lose... so we did not watch it. not the game, not the commercials. the hell with it. nfl needs to pay me to watch.

    37. Re:It's not the gas... by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Yet the Colts didn't deserve to be in it. The balls they played with on offense weren't altered or deflated and the still only scored 7 points to the eventual 45 that the patriots scored. The Colts offense was shut down by the Pats defence and that's that. Would valid balls or the Pats have changed the outcome? The answer is it is unlikely the box score for the Pats was 14-3-21-7 and the possible issue with the balls was cause before halftime and corrected. So even giving the Pats a score of 0 for the first half would still yield a Pats victory of 28-7. You'd have to successfully argue that the Colts could have reasonably got three defensive touchdowns to send the game into overtime.

      Don't get me wrong. The Pats deserve an asterisk for the AFC championship and the Superbowl because of the cheating but I won't say that they didn't deserve to win it.

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    38. Re: It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't engaging Columbia Because they are unsure of their ability to use a bicycle pump. They are engaging Columbia because they are a law firm, and nobody trusts the defendants here: they are lining up impartial "experts". Note they didn't go to MIT, probably to maintain the appearance of impartiality.

    39. Re: It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would think that in this day and age that they would test each football, record the readings, and stamp it with a random bar-code.

      Until Bellicheat, there was never a need. Most coaches are not looking for every rule exploit they can find. Most people are not.

    40. Re: It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lance armstong's "doping" with transfusions gave him only a 1-3% advantage. Probably still would have won 6 or 7 tours.

      but fuck you he cheated. Bellicheat's presence ruins the game. This whole "scandal" wouldn't exist at all, even with the exact same under inflated balls, with any other coach/team.

      how many ways did Bellicheat cheat WITHOUT getting caught?

    41. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the inner part of the ball is rubber so the leather will have less impact because it lacks direct contact with the air inside.

    42. Re:It's not the gas... by azcoyote · · Score: 1

      Yeah, pretty much. What is important in this case is not finding the one true scientific answer, but an appeal to a sort of authority from on high that can put conflict to rest. In our day and age, whether or not people actually pay attention to science, scientists play the role of a special authority on all matters. Hence, even people who promote stupid and unfounded systems of thought that lay a claim on this or that part of life (odd forms of "medicine," anti-vaccine movements, pop psychology, or even "religions" like Scientology) have to make a claim to the magisterium of science in order to ground their validity. Disagreements become a battle of my experts vs. your experts, and court cases become my forensics vs. your forensics.

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    43. Re: It's not the gas... by KJSwartz · · Score: 1

      1 Atmosphere (ATM) is approximately 14.7 PSI, which is always the zero-point of an inflated object. You need an additional 12.5 - 13.5 PSI to achieve the proper internal pressure beyond 1 Atmosphere. The ~25 PSI is correct.

    44. Re:It's not the gas... by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      A 2 PSI drop as noted in one of the balls, labelled as worst case, is only a difference of 3.36 degrees Celsius. This could easily happen due to the compressor heating up as it pumped multiple balls.

    45. Re:It's not the gas... by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      umm no? it's linearly proportional, so a 10% drop in pressure (13 PSI -> 11.5 PSI) would require a 10% drop in temperature, measured on a Kelvin scale.

    46. Re:It's not the gas... by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Shit, I realised I forgot to convert to Kelvin in my thought experiment.

    47. Re:It's not the gas... by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Sorry about the miscalculation above, I did napkin maths based on room temp in Celsius ... So yeah, sorry.

    48. Re: It's not the gas... by sir-gold · · Score: 1

      2) 1 ATM = about 14.7 PSI at STP. Where was it the patriots were playing?

      3) 1 ATM = about 14.7 PSI at STP. These balls were inflated to 27.2 PSI with a properly calibrated pressure gauge, otherwise the quarterbacks are grappling flopping pigskins.

      For clarity in the future, you should use the suffix "psia" when you are talking about absolute pressure. (1 ATM at STP is both 14.7 psia, and 0 psi, since they are different scales)

    49. Re: It's not the gas... by sir-gold · · Score: 1

      What about a wireless pressure monitor like they they use in newer car tires?

    50. Re: It's not the gas... by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      That would set off the weight balance of the football and could make throwing or kicking it different. I am sure someone could come up with something though...

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    51. Re:It's not the gas... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      13.5 to 11.5 isn't a 10% drop in pressure. The pressure will be relative to the current air pressure (which, at sea level, is greater than 13 PSI), so you have to add that to both sides.

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    52. Re: It's not the gas... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Maybe if I start a football inflating service in Boulder, Colorado....

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    53. Re:It's not the gas... by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      explain

    54. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The team that should probably have gone is the Ravens. It's likely that this isn't the first time the Patriots have cheated by deflating their balls.

  2. Embarrassed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, dear alma mater, must you get involved in these stupid shenanigans? How about you stick with real science and leave the sensational crap to Geraldo?

    1. Re:Embarrassed by The+Rizz · · Score: 1

      In this case, the sensational crap is making people want to know the real science. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen. Use it and get some funding for the physics lab away from the jocks for a change.

  3. cliches give me grey hairs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think i might stop reading slashdot

    1. Re:cliches give me grey hairs by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      TFS doesn't accuse /. of initiating the study.

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  4. PV=nRT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    done.

    1. Re:PV=nRT by halivar · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's a magical totem where you never have to fill in the numbers. Just like all math.

  5. Test Lab, not a University by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    Commercial test labs do this type of work on a daily basis. Not rocked sciense, so don't know what a University offers.

    1. Re:Test Lab, not a University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Commercial test labs do this type of work on a daily basis. Not rocked sciense, so don't know what a University offers.

      Prestige

    2. Re:Test Lab, not a University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For any sufficiently stupid individual, elementary science is indistinguishable from rocket science.

    3. Re:Test Lab, not a University by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      Not rocked sciense, so don't know what a University offers.

      Lot's of underpaid grad students = low consulting fees.

    4. Re:Test Lab, not a University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Not rocked sciense"

      ???what..???

    5. Re:Test Lab, not a University by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Not rocked sciense, so don't know what a University offers.

      Maybe they can find someone who can spell "rocket science"....

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    6. Re:Test Lab, not a University by The+Rizz · · Score: 1

      Hey, /. commentators don't necessarily know how to spell things right. We aren't all rocket surgeons!

    7. Re:Test Lab, not a University by pspahn · · Score: 1

      What do sturgeons have to do with it? Have you ever caught one? They're pretty gnarly fish, aren't they?

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    8. Re:Test Lab, not a University by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I doubt there are commericial test labs that test no brainers.

      Customer: "Dude, if we put this kettle of water on a flame of gas, would it become warmer?"

      Tester: "No idea, but we can set up a test environment and do some tests! Wanna pay for it?"

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    9. Re:Test Lab, not a University by The+Rizz · · Score: 1

      You've got it all wrong. Tree branches are gnarly, not fish.

    10. Re:Test Lab, not a University by grcumb · · Score: 1

      You've got it all wrong. Tree branches are gnarly, not fish.

      He meant narwhally. Which is still not fish, but closer.

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    11. Re:Test Lab, not a University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insults!
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVPsBmhgjTk

  6. Why Not Ask a 9-Year-Old Who Plays Basketball? by theodp · · Score: 1

    Every 9-year-old kid who plays basketball outside in winter can tell the NFL that temperature affects air pressure. Whether this is the sole factor at work here, is another question.

    1. Re:Why Not Ask a 9-Year-Old Who Plays Basketball? by itzly · · Score: 1

      The fact that warm air expands is well known. The question is whether this is actually a possible explanation for the observed facts.

    2. Re:Why Not Ask a 9-Year-Old Who Plays Basketball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, the question is how far people are willing to go to claim plausible deniability as an excuse for cheating.
      I guess it depends on your definition of plausible. Or cheating. When the Seahawks clean the Patriot clocks, then we can really pile on those cheating bastards.

  7. Still Doesn't Explain... by DougF · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...why the other team's game balls remained properly inflated...given they were undergoing similar circumstances (weather, handling, use, etc).

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    1. Re: Still Doesn't Explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they could have been overinflated, and thus reduced to normal pressures.

    2. Re: Still Doesn't Explain... by Kierthos · · Score: 2

      If they were over-inflated, you'd think the officials who checked the footballs before the game would have mentioned that by now.

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    3. Re:Still Doesn't Explain... by Reverberant · · Score: 3, Informative

      why the other team's game balls remained properly inflated...given they were undergoing similar circumstances (weather, handling, use, etc).

      Properly inflated /= experienced no deflation. The Colt's footballs could have experienced deflation and still met the 12.5 psi limit if they were inflated at the high-end of the range to start. This of course assumes that the leaks regarding the Colts footballs are correct, the initial report of 11/12 Pats game balls being 2 psi under the limit have been contradicted by the repots, including a report this morning that only 1 ball was 2 psi under the lime (the ball handled by the Colts' staff), a few balls were about 1 psi under the limit, and the rest were just a "tic" below 12.5 psi.

      They also weren't necessarily undergoing similar circumstances" - the Pats' balls were used more and it could be that the Colts (as a dome team) were more concerned about keeping the balls dry than the Patriots were (homer speculation on my part).

    4. Re:Still Doesn't Explain... by The+Rizz · · Score: 1

      That depends. Were they both inflated under the same conditions, too? Maybe the "under-inflated" balls were inflated with warm air indoors, and the "properly inflated" balls had been inflated outside in the cold air. Or were they even just inflated an hour apart in changing weather conditions?

    5. Re:Still Doesn't Explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...why the other team's game balls remained properly inflated...given they were undergoing similar circumstances (weather, handling, use, etc).

      Ummm, if the Patriots had been doing this all along, the Colts may very well have just been waiting for the opportunity to bust them

      So the Colts would have made SURE their balls FOR THIS GAME were properly inflated.

      And FWIW, if the NFL can't produce documents that show the exact PSI of each ball when they were checked before the game, there's no scandal here since no one can prove the balls were properly inflated when the referees checked them before the game. The balls could very well have passed inspection while being underinflated, and if that's the case it's the NFL's own fault for allowing them to be used in the game.

    6. Re: Still Doesn't Explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole game of so-called "football" is over-inflated...

    7. Re:Still Doesn't Explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Current reporting indicates only the ONE football possessed by the complainant was substantially below pressure; the other 10 "below pressure" balls were only marginally (i.e. "a few ticks") below pressure.

      The Patriots have already indicated that they deliver the balls to the refs at 12.5 psi (the lowest legal pressure).

      Nobody has stated what pressure the Colts use, but, for example, Aaron Rodgers has openly stated that he likes the football to be 14psi or higher, so it's not at all beyond the realm of reason that the Colts could be inflating their balls to 13 or even 13.5 psi (the upper legal limit). In this case, if both team's footballs lost 0.5psi, the Colt's balls would remain within the legal range, while the Patriot's would not.

      The testing procedure is standardized, and performed indoors. ANYONE would be aware that room-temperature balls tested at 12.5psi then taken outdoors in a northern city in winter will almost CERTAINLY be below 12.5psi shortly thereafter... Oh, also, the refs don't record the measured pressures of the footballs, so NOBODY can even SAY how much pressure change occurred...

      -AC

    8. Re: Still Doesn't Explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that the referees handle the ball on pretty much every play AND every ball is brought into play by a referee. Any ball can be refused by any ref for any reason.

      Are we saying the refs knowingly allowed illegal balls on the field?

    9. Re:Still Doesn't Explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teams bring their own equipment to the field.

      One team's equipment came in on a bus. The others' were brought out of the equipment room.

    10. Re:Still Doesn't Explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we talking about football or handegg?
      http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/football-vs-handegg-cci

    11. Re:Still Doesn't Explain... by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      If they were all pumped up with the same piece of equipment then it is possible that there was a upward trend in temperature as they inflated each ball. If, as time goes by, the compressor used to pump the balls heated up, then the first balls would have been fine, while the last balls would have ended up deflated to the largest degree. All that has to happen is for the Patriots to have gotten the first 1/2 of the balls and the Colts the second half.

      If the Colts balls ranged from "Fine" - "a 'tic' below 12.5 psi" - "a few 1 psi under the limit" - "one that was 2 psi under the limit" it reinforces my belief that the air could have been getting hotter as pumping progressed.

      The question is, how hot would the air inside the ball have to have been for there to be a 2 psi loss. The pressure drop from 12.5 psi to 10.5 psi equates to a drop of 3.36 degrees Celsius. It is entirely possible for this to happen over the course of pumping a number of balls with a compressor that doesn't maintain constant temperature.

    12. Re: Still Doesn't Explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they were over-inflated, you'd think the officials who checked the footballs before the game would have mentioned that by now.

      You would think. Given the number of reports that have been refuted so far, it would not surprise me to eventually get a report that tells us "oh by the way, we forgot to mention that the Colts balls also lost a pound of pressure, but started at 13.5".

    13. Re:Still Doesn't Explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Colts asked for the challenge, so they knew the balls were going to be tested. If they filled them outside, the the psi would not go down.

  8. Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I may have been a nerd, but I was the one stuffing kids into the lockers!

    1. Re:Hey! by The+Rizz · · Score: 2

      I may have been a nerd, but I was the one stuffing kids into the lockers!

      Yes, precisely! You need experimental data to find the proper stacking method for maximizing kids of varying masses within a locker superstructure.

  9. Don't forget weight (mass) by kimvette · · Score: 1

    I'm not a football fan but one cannot avoid hearing about "deflategate"

    However my understanding is that they both measure the pressure and the weight of the ball. The temperature difference will account for the pressure decrease however the balls should still weigh the same. The claims were what - 11 of the balls were underweight?

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    1. Re:Don't forget weight (mass) by Jaime2 · · Score: 1

      There is about 1/10th of a pound of air in an inflated ball. If it were pumped to 100psi you could tell the difference, but you would need balls with very consistent tare weights and a really good scale to notice a few psi in the weight.

    2. Re:Don't forget weight (mass) by Kierthos · · Score: 2

      The claim is that 11 out of the 12 footballs provided by New England were deflated AFTER they had been checked by the NFL officials.

      A few hours before the game starts, the officials check the footballs provided by both teams to make sure they are properly inflated. (Proper inflation is between 12.5 and 13.5 PSI.)

      The footballs are then held by the officials until prior to the game, where they are handed over to the equipment managers for each team to take to that team's sideline area.

      Now, at halftime, the officials checked the pressure on the Patriot's footballs again. (This is not standard procedure, as in this is not done in every game.) 11 out of the 12 footballs were found to be under the required minimum pressure of 12.5 PSI. Depending on which report/news article you read, they were under-inflated by 1 to 2 PSI.

      Weather conditions (lower temperature on the field compared to the room where the initial pressure check occurred) could lower the pressure of the footballs, but it apparently did not do so (at least to the same extend) for the Colts' footballs. Hence, the charge that someone (or more than one) in the Patriots' organization deliberately deflated the footballs.

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    3. Re:Don't forget weight (mass) by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Some methods of pressure testing might cause a little air loss, maybe the NFL officials themselves are responsible for the missing air.

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    4. Re:Don't forget weight (mass) by pspahn · · Score: 2

      Interrogator: Sir, you contend that you did not knowingly inflate those footballs with heated air?

      Equipment Manager: Well, I didn't know it would be a problem. I always wondered why our air compressor was hooked up to the furnace.

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    5. Re:Don't forget weight (mass) by FirstOne · · Score: 1

      Besides the "ideal gas law, of PV =nRT", the act of checking the pressure leaks some air out of the ball.. Those valves aren't perfect, same with the gauges..

      This happens to me all the time with my mountain bike tires. Each time you measure, some air leaks out and it's a couple PSI less the next time you remeasure a few seconds later.

      Lastly, The temperature of the air filling the ball might have been substantially elevated above room temp by the compressor. I.E. Heat of compression, combined with waste heat from compressor motor + friction inside the pump itself is dumped into air tank. Especially if the compressor had just been fired it up(or had been running for some time), and it had to run for a couple of additional minutes rebuilding the reservoir tanks to cutoff pressure.(~150-200psi).

      This phenomenon is well known in the diving industry, tanks are routinely filled to 3600-3700psi, only to have it settle down to ~3200-3300psi once the previous hot tank/air inside cools down to ambient temperature.

      .

    6. Re:Don't forget weight (mass) by anarcobra · · Score: 2

      I certainly managed to avoid hearing about it until this story on slashdot.

    7. Re:Don't forget weight (mass) by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, if any dirt gets on the ball that'll throw off the measurements. And if the ball gets rained on or absorbs some sweat you can pretty much forget about it.

  10. Deflate-gate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Where do I go to complain about people sticking "-gate" onto the end of every scandal?

    1. Re:Deflate-gate? by codeButcher · · Score: 2

      Where do I go to complain about people sticking "-gate" onto the end of every scandal?

      Get the media to do some items on Gategate?

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    2. Re:Deflate-gate? by The+Rizz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sign the gategate petition to get the FBI to look into it.

    3. Re:Deflate-gate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do I go to complain about people sticking "-gate" onto the end of every scandal?

      Complain?? I love it!! It tells me right there in the headline that the submitter's submission is not worth my time! Why would you want them to do away with that?

      "And yet you post, Mr AC."

      Yes, because although what the submitter had to say is not worth my time, it could potentially be about a piece of news that is worth my time. And I do not wish to be caught unaware of something because some sly individual deliberately attached "-gate" in order to ensure that people like myself completely ignore it. So I only ignore the particular people that use "-gate", while informing others that there are people who will only listen to your side as long as you refrain from using "-gate".

    4. Re:Deflate-gate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Where do I go to complain about people sticking "-gate" onto the end of every scandal?

      The office of complaints is in the town of Ballghazi.

    5. Re:Deflate-gate? by craighansen · · Score: 1

      If you're Republican-oriented, tired of having every scandal called back to Watergate, you can always use the alternate name: "BallGhazi"

      How do you measure your balls?
                  If they stick a pin into the football to measure the pressure, it'll let out a little air each time.
                  If they measure at a lower temperature than when the ball was inflated, they'll get a lower pressure.

      How do you blow up your balls?
                Compressing air raises the temperature, so putting recently-compressed air, such as running a pump output directly into the football, will inflate with hot air. The pressure will decrease as the gas cools.
                  If you bubble the compressed air through a water tank before running it into the football, you can put water vapor into the football, and if the vapor condenses inside the ball as the gas cools, the pressure will further decrease because water vapor of much less dense than liquid water.
                  If you inflate from an storage tank at hight pressure and ambient temperature, you can get the opposite effect, because expanding the gas inside the football will cool the gas, making the pressure increase as the gas warms back to ambient.
                  If you inflate with hydrogen, you make them just a smidge lighter, but also use a gas that'll diffuse through the rubber and leather a little faster.

      How do you treat your balls?
                  If you rub your balls, as for roughing up the surface, the fricton will warm the balls, temporarily raising the pressure at the time of inflation and initial pressure checks.
                  If you ream out the inflation hole, you can make it gape open a little, leaking air at a slow rate.
                  If you keep your balls warm before each pressure check, you can more easily pass the test, then let them cool down for the play.

      So, if you fill your balls all hot and sweaty, you can pass the tests and have a nice soft balls to play with later. If the NFL doesn't update their standards, soon all the teams will figure this out. To avoid this, they should be inflating their balls from a big tank at ambient temperature and relatively low pressure.

      If the NFL specifies the gas mix, a minimum tank size and maximum tank pressure there won't be such ability to cheat.

    6. Re:Deflate-gate? by clickety6 · · Score: 2
      There was a scandal locally that the fans for opposing teams were being charged a higher rate when buying tickets at the entrance . It was referred to as gategate and was a big news item for a week..

      But then it transpired that there were no differences and the prices being charged and that the opposing fans had cooked up the whole thing to cause problems for the local team, so form the next week the papers were full of the gategategate.

      Then a whistleblower uncovered evidence to show that there was a difference in ticket prices, but the local media was in cahoots with the local team and had acted to cover up the scandal by writing false stories about oppsing fans lying about ticket prices. Thus was born gategategategate.

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    7. Re:Deflate-gate? by Strider- · · Score: 1

      Where do I go to complain about people sticking "-gate" onto the end of every scandal?

      Hmmm... If there was another scandal at the Watergate Hotel, would we call it Watergategate?

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    8. Re:Deflate-gate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm holding out hope for someday to hear that the founder of Microsoft would walk into the former Secretary of defense's gate, thus causing Gate's gait Gates' gate -gate

  11. MIT? by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What? They're afraid MIT is full of Pats fans?

    1. Re:MIT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wemone's rugby fans, yes. I used to drink with the women's rugby team at the Muddy Charles pub next to Walker dining hall. We had the same taste in beer, and women. I appreciated their rough and tumble attitudes, and they appreciated a boy who didn't spend run shrieking into the night when challenged to arm wrestle, or wrestle.

  12. Already debunked by one of Columbia's finest... by sixthousand · · Score: 1

    'gas physicists', Neil deGrasse Tyson. In a Jan 26th tweet he states, "For the Patriots to blame a change in temperature for 15% lower-pressures, requires balls to be inflated with 125-degree air." Full article here: http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/...

    1. Re:Already debunked by one of Columbia's finest... by Reverberant · · Score: 3, Informative

      Which he had to correct because he used gauge pressure in his calculation rather than absolute pressure.

    2. Re:Already debunked by one of Columbia's finest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if they were inflated with some cheapy little tiny compressor vs. a normal tank compressor. 125 degree air is not impossible. those little tiny compressors get fucking hot.

    3. Re:Already debunked by one of Columbia's finest... by quantaman · · Score: 1

      'gas physicists', Neil deGrasse Tyson. In a Jan 26th tweet he states, "For the Patriots to blame a change in temperature for 15% lower-pressures, requires balls to be inflated with 125-degree air."

      Full article here: http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/...

      Celsius or Fahrenheit? I presume Fahrenheit as he's an American tweeting to fellow Americans, but he's also a scientist so maybe Celsius.

      125 Fahrenheit would be possible, but implausible.

      125 Celsius would be absolutely ridiculous.

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    4. Re:Already debunked by one of Columbia's finest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, he corrected it from being at an unreasonably implausibly high temperature to a slightly lower unreasonably implausibly high temperature.

      The Patriots are still cheaters, and if the NFL wasn't entirely corrupt, the Colts would be in the Super Bowl as the Patriots would be banned. (Or, better yet, they'd do a new playoff game between the Ravens and the Colts, which is what should have happened if the NFL gave half a damn about fairness.)

    5. Re:Already debunked by one of Columbia's finest... by LinuxFreakus · · Score: 1

      Incorrect, he later admitted he botched the calculations. He neglected to use absolute pressure in the calculation. The actual starting temperature would have needed to be closer to 90... but that is assuming they were low by 2.0 PSI, and now we are hearing that the initial reporting was greatly exaggerated and only one ball (the one which the colts staff turned in) was that low, the others were much less, mostly just a "tick" below 12.5. So the temperature range does not have to be that large.

    6. Re:Already debunked by one of Columbia's finest... by ember42 · · Score: 1

      125 F is more than plausible. Gas compressors increase the temperature of the air.
      The other plausible factor is the humidity of the air in the ball. DO they use dry air? If the temperature of the ball drops below the dewpoint of the air in the ball, it will loose a lot more pressure than ideal gas law predicts (condensation). Remember that the dew point increases a lot when you compress air as the actual amount of moisture per unit volume is increased. For the pressures involved the the dew point will increase by approximately 10C or 18F if they don't use dry air.

    7. Re:Already debunked by one of Columbia's finest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect, he later admitted he botched the calculations. He neglected to use absolute pressure in the calculation. The actual starting temperature would have needed to be closer to 90... but that is assuming they were low by 2.0 PSI, and now we are hearing that the initial reporting was greatly exaggerated and only one ball (the one which the colts staff turned in) was that low, the others were much less, mostly just a "tick" below 12.5. So the temperature range does not have to be that large.

      And what was the temperature of the air that was put in the ball?

      It was above room temperature because it had been compressed pretty much adiabatically to get it into the ball and even though it would have expanded adiabatically when it got into the ball, it wouldn't have returned all the way back down to its original pressure. So it had to be above room temperature.

      Pump up a ball and immediately measure the pressure. Come back a few hours later and the pressure will be somewhat lower because of the air started out warmer.

    8. Re:Already debunked by one of Columbia's finest... by craighansen · · Score: 1

      A "tick" is how much exactly? Why such imprecise reporting?

    9. Re:Already debunked by one of Columbia's finest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He also based his statement on the (incorrect) assumption that ALL of the footballs were 2PSI below the league limit. In actuality, only the football that the Colt's deflated and handed over to the league was 2PSI low, the others were all within 1PSI. Furthermore, the Patriots delivered those balls to the refs indoors, AT 12.5PSI. The lowest legal pressure. It is NOT POSSIBLE that nobody in the NFL realised that footballs legally verified at 12.5PSI indoors would NOT be "below legal pressure" once taken outside in a northern city stadium in winter..

      Furthermore, NOBODY disputes that the balls were all inflated to legal pressures for the entirety of the second half, which would be half in which the Patriots DECIMATED the Colts in EVERY FACET of the game. The Patriots second half performance was better in completion percentage, yards on the ground, yards in the air, yards after the catch, points scored, so, by EVERY statistical measure, it was the COLTS who were advantaged by the Patriots apparent use of the underinflated balls... (and if you want to talk about cheaters, how convenient is it that the ONLY ball that was more than 1psi under the limit is the one that the COLTS equipment staff turned over to the refs...)

      -AC

    10. Re:Already debunked by one of Columbia's finest... by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      Press leaks tend to be imprecise. Pretty much all of the news regarding this issue (with the exception of one NFL press statement and a press conference from the ) came from leaks.

    11. Re:Already debunked by one of Columbia's finest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Patriots DECIMATED the Colts in EVERY FACET of the game.

      Oy! That sort of shit talk may work on other sites, but this is Slashdot. When we say decimated we really do mean that it was reduced by one tenth!

      Carry on.

    12. Re:Already debunked by one of Columbia's finest... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      So, the only possible interpretation is that one of the Colts was dead on the field, and they rounded it to "decimation".

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    13. Re:Already debunked by one of Columbia's finest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0.1 PSI

  13. Control group by fdhealy4 · · Score: 1

    So if you use the balls the Colts used as a control group what do you get. The control group didn't deflate with the weather and the Patriot's balls did. Seems pretty straight forward to me.

    1. Re:Control group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NOBODY has said that the Colt's balls didn't deflate, only that they weren't below the minimum pressure of 12.5PSI.

      The Patriots inflate their footballs to 12.5PSI for testing, and they all passed. Then they went outside in Foxboro, and, 2 hours later, with the exception of the one ball possessed by the Colt's equipment staff, they all tested low, but "within a few ticks" of 12.5psi.

      If the Colt's inflate their footballs to 13 or 13.5 PSI, and also lost "a few ticks" of pressure, they would obviously still be over 12.5psi. It is not reasonable to believe that nobody in the NFL realised that balls tested at 12.5 psi INDOORS would be below that pressure once taken outside in winter... The only ball markedly below pressure is the one the COLTS equipment staff possessed and then turned-in for testing. If this investigation is worth it's salt, we should see determinative efforts from the team that the NFL hired to get to the bottom of this, that verifies that the Colts aren't responsible for that ball's pressure being anomalously low...

      -AC

  14. You should all read the news. by reptilian+biotech · · Score: 1

    haters gotta hate; maybe everyone on here arguing about balls should read the latest press release from the NFL.

    go Pats!

  15. The real mystery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is why you keep adding "gate" to everything. That'd be a question worth the attention of our top scientists.

    1. Re:The real mystery... by What'sInAName · · Score: 1

      ... is why you keep adding "gate" to everything. That'd be a question worth the attention of our top scientists.

      Indeed. I much prefer the nomenclature "ballghazi" that I've been seeing tossed around (pun intended).

    2. Re:The real mystery... by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      Indeed. It seems the word is subject to...

      inflation.

    3. Re:The real mystery... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      You could Google it.

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    4. Re:The real mystery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... is why you keep adding "gate" to everything. That'd be a question worth the attention of our top scientists.

      Because watergate.

  16. yep. Columbia's to authoritatively say what we kno by raymorris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Agreed. Anyone can put a football out in the cold, or in a refrigerator, and see what happens. Columbia's role is credibility, to authoratively say how much pressure drop is attributable to temperature.

  17. It's not Jocks asking Nerds by preaction · · Score: 1

    It's Sports Nerds asking Science Nerds. Doesn't make any of them less nerdy.

    1. Re:It's not Jocks asking Nerds by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      That sport stat nerds don't realize that they're as nerdy as the guys spouting MMORPG stats has always amusing me.

  18. Re: Already debunked by one of Columbia's finest.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No further questions!

  19. The Wave? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    If you're doing the Wave, you deserve to get stuffed back in that locker. Or worse.

    As far as Deflate Gate goes, in the end it won't matter. The Hawks are going to walk all over the Pats. The only real question is whether they'll hit any of the numbers I drew in our office pool.

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    1. Re:The Wave? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      The Hawks are going to walk all over the Pats. The only real question is whether they'll hit any of the numbers I drew in our office pool.

      Well obviously my Slashdot account must've been hacked or something...

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  20. DEFLECTOR SHIELDS AT MAXIMUM !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Full bullshit ahead !!

  21. Ideal gas law by swillden · · Score: 1

    It takes an expert in "gas physics" to explain the ideal gas law to them? Didn't these lawyers have to take a basic physics or chemistry course in their undergrad coursework?

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    1. Re:Ideal gas law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. pv=nRT

    2. Re: Ideal gas law by KJSwartz · · Score: 2

      That's PV = nRT, you insensitive clod!
      Leave momentum and differential acceleration out of this petty spat.

    3. Re:Ideal gas law by Pope+Hagbard · · Score: 1

      Well thank goodness some random Internet commenter is here to set us straight. I'm glad you're smarter than those dummies at Columbia University.

    4. Re: Ideal gas law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P = kT where k = nR/V is constant.

    5. Re:Ideal gas law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't about being smarter than the dummies at Columbia University. It's about using the shining stars are Columbia University to bamboozle us dumbfucks into believing there was no hanky-panky going on with the footballs.

  22. NFL is just looking for an excuse by frovingslosh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... to help determine if a drop in temperature — a slowing of the air molecules inside the football — can explain the low pressure ....

    The National Felons League (an organization of Billionaire Team Owners that is considered non-profit so that it pays no taxes) is just looking for an excuse here. The patriots were laughed at when they tried to pull the temperature excuse out of their ass, so they want a University to back up the "pressure goes down with temperature" excuse. They need to do this because even die hard Patriot fans are not buying the "a locker room attendant did this all on his own" story. And lets completely ignore why this supposed temperature drop affected only one teams footballs and not those provided by the other team, or why the problem was only observed when the opposition intercepted a ball and not by any of the Patriot players as they handled the balls.

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    1. Re:NFL is just looking for an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is the NFL made a complete hash of the thing. Apparently they not only neglected to record the initial starting pressures of the footballs (let's just assume they were inflated properly here) but they ALSO didn't bother recording how badly deflated they were at half-time. Essentially the Patriots are going to get away with cheating for the past seven years because the NFL can't be assed to keep records. (Seven years? you ask. Well, see, that's when the rule change went into effect allowing each team to use their set of balls. If you check the fumble rates for teams, it's that point that the Patriots suddenly stop fumbling at a rate that is statistically impossible if you attribute it to random chance.)

      Which is why the league is going to Columbia. They're desperate to put this bed (keep in mind the league commissioner is friends with the Cheaters's owner). They can't do that with records because they didn't keep any. So now they're hoping they can dazzle us with flash science to somehow explain things.

      Keep in mind that with the facts we do know, the only way the Patriots's balls could be that badly deflated is if they were inflated them with 125F air.

    2. Re:NFL is just looking for an excuse by sribe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You fail basic logic here. It's obvious the NFL is not looking for an excuse, they are looking for "real scientists" to back up their already-made rejection of the already-made excuse from the Patriots. The last thing anybody in this case looking for an excuse would do would be to hire physicists.

    3. Re:NFL is just looking for an excuse by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      ... to help determine if a drop in temperature — a slowing of the air molecules inside the football — can explain the low pressure ....

      The National Felons League (an organization of Billionaire Team Owners that is considered non-profit so that it pays no taxes) is just looking for an excuse here. The patriots were laughed at when they tried to pull the temperature excuse out of their ass, so they want a University to back up the "pressure goes down with temperature" excuse. They need to do this because even die hard Patriot fans are not buying the "a locker room attendant did this all on his own" story. And lets completely ignore why this supposed temperature drop affected only one teams footballs and not those provided by the other team, or why the problem was only observed when the opposition intercepted a ball and not by any of the Patriot players as they handled the balls.

      It turns out that it's not just a locker room attendant but... an elderly locker room attendant..... Those old guys, they are always up to something nefarious....
      http://www.nfl.com/news/story/...

    4. Re:NFL is just looking for an excuse by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

      not just a locker room attendant but... an elderly locker room attendant

      Well, I bet he'll never work again.

      Nor need to.

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  23. What about barometric pressure? by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

    What was the local barometric pressure doing over the course of that same time period? Pressure inside a football is relative - to the pressure of the air outside the football.

    If you combine temperature's effect on air pressure, a local increase in barometric pressure, and possibly some effect of the temp/humidity change from locker room to field, who knows what the range of change is. Experiments will certainly be the best way to figure that out.

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    1. Re:What about barometric pressure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Barometric pressure is irrelevant because it was doing the same thing to both teams' balls, and only ONE team's balls were under-inflated. Unless you are proposing there was a low pressure system that stopped at the line of scrimmage?

    2. Re:What about barometric pressure? by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

      Bull. you could say the same thing about temperature.

      If one team set/checked the pressure at 80F at 4pm, and another team set it at 60F at 5pm, there could easily be a difference due to barometric pressure, as well as temperature. What was the barometric pressure at 4pm? at 5pm?

      I'm not saying it's the cause, but that when you stack variables like this you may have a much wider window than with just temperature. You can't just pick one variable and declare that it's not plausible that they were at one point set "correctly".

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  24. combination of things by Virtucon · · Score: 2

    It didn't make any difference to the outcome of the game but it still persists. The NFL has rules governing the inflation... yada yada

    1) It could have been the cold.
    2) It could have been that New England knowingly under-inflated the footballs and played the first half of the game knowing it.
    3) It could have been a mistake on New England's equipment folks, shit happens.

    Chose one of three because it didn't make any difference in the outcome because once the officiating crew check them at half-time they detected it and changed the pressure. If there was a question to a violation of the rules it should have been brought out then by the refs, but they didn't do it and that's a bad problem here. Sure pressure can change, fuck the damn things can leak, it was the cold, an earthquake .. whatever the reason it's over and this countless going back and forth isn't going to change things but it may eventually give the NFL a scapegoat. Belichick is still in the dog house over the videotape episode because he didn't follow through with the punishment that Goodell metered out, he did it in spirit but not how it was agreed so ultimately he'll probably be suspended.

    The NFL has to fix the situation moving forward. If it was cheating, weather conditions, bad equipment, whatever they need to fix it so it's no longer an issue.

    1) The footballs for games should be considered the NFL's property and for the game they should be supplied, monitored and checked by the NFL. MLB for example doesn't let the teams play with baseballs that they bring to the game, the NFL should follow suit. No more teams bringing game balls.
    2) It's questionable that the NFL needs 42 to 54 footballs per game. It needs to be brought down to a reasonable number 20 or under. If that means no more "momento" footballs touchdowns etc. then too bad. After the game the officials can divvy them up between the two teams so they can distribute them how they see fit.

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    1. Re:combination of things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The info thats out toda indicated that 2 balls were 2lbs under, 2 were around 1lb under, and the rest were only just under. If, and I think if applies fully, if someone did it deliberatly, they did so very poorly if you needed balls to be 2lbs to gain some sort of advantage. Being a tiny amount under the limit becomes irrelevant.

      You would have thought from the reporting that all 1 balls were 2lbs under - and certainly that would have been something to chew the fat over. If they did deflate the balls, they did so in a non uniform, piss poor way that really only changed 4 balls to an arguable point.

      On an additional point, the NFL doesn't really know or have data on testing balls at half time in games to a degree thats good data.

      I'd say that this looks like an area where the NFL will come out with some additional checks and balances on balls. If the patrots get hammered based on this its a poor show.

    2. Re:combination of things by craighansen · · Score: 1

      It hardly matters what happened to the other 11 balls if they knew which ball was 2lbs under and kept using that ball whenever it mattered.

    3. Re:combination of things by Streetlight · · Score: 1

      MLB for example doesn't let the teams play with baseballs that they bring to the game,...

      Partially correct. The home team provides the balls that both teams use. There was some kind of problem in Denver with the balls provided by the Rockies. Seems the balls were too dry and so the team installed a giant humidifier to dampen the balls to be like those in other cities. IIRC, given the high elevation with less dense air and dry balls they really accelerated off the bat when hit. I don't think it was called ballsgate or humiditygate, though.

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    4. Re:combination of things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cannot find the link but there was an article about the amount of work that goes into a particular QB's football. He wants it weathered (roughed up) in a particular way. They are made wet, rubbed with towels for hours, used in practice games, etc. Basically the process is constantly going until the QB or staff feel that a particular ball is perfect (right amount of friction/grip/feel) for the QB. So you cant have the NFL just supply the balls.

      However, you point is basically correct. Standardizing the inflating and measuring process (fixed temperature of source air, fixed ambient temperature relative to playing conditions, fixed air composition including gas proportions and humidity, automated/non-subjective way to measure temperature/pressure, etc) would avoid this problem in the future,.

    5. Re:combination of things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More important than that... the NFL needs to focus on developing a sport that is entertaining to watch.

    6. Re:combination of things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could squeeze them and feel it. And even when re-inflated, if some waterboy snuck over and used even a pump's needle jammed on a pen to hold it with, they could let a bit of air out.

    7. Re:combination of things by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I cannot find the link but there was an article about the amount of work that goes into a particular QB's football. He wants it weathered (roughed up) in a particular way. They are made wet, rubbed with towels for hours, used in practice games, etc. Basically the process is constantly going until the QB or staff feel that a particular ball is perfect (right amount of friction/grip/feel) for the QB. So you cant have the NFL just supply the balls.

      Actually, until a few years ago the NFL did provide the game balls. The rule was changed in 2006 to allow the teams to supply their own balls, and perhaps not surprisingly, Tom Brady was one of the people that was instrumental in getting that rule changed.

    8. Re:combination of things by Shagg · · Score: 1

      1) The footballs for games should be considered the NFL's property and for the game they should be supplied, monitored and checked by the NFL. MLB for example doesn't let the teams play with baseballs that they bring to the game, the NFL should follow suit. No more teams bringing game balls.

      That used to be the rule, actually. Guess which team had the rule changed?

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  25. Re:Deflate-gate? NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AMEN! It is the utterly stupidest name imaginable. I refuse to use it.

  26. Thank god we have a Law by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

    Fortunately we have an ideal gas Law and not just a theory or the anti-science masses would never get a believable answer on whether their circus is rigged.

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  27. A simple experiment, duplicating the prevailing by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    conditions at the time of the incident would prove or disprove it in about 5 minutes.

    Dumb question from someone who knows little about football: wouldn't both teams be playing with the same balls, and thus both have equal benefit from the alleged deflation?

    1. Re:A simple experiment, duplicating the prevailing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prior to 2007, you'd be correct. However, starting with the 2007 season, each team uses their own set of footballs when they're on offense.

      Why? Well, you see, Tom Brady, the quarterback for the Patriots, petitioned the league to let each team use their own balls when on offense. The reason given was something about each quarterback having different preferences. The NFL agreed and, starting in 2007, each team has their own balls.

      Weirdly, starting in 2007, the Patriots started fumbling at a statistically impossible rate if by random chance. It was almost as if, starting in 2007, the Patriots balls were suddenly easier to hold onto, as if they were underinflated...

      Hopefully following this fiasco, the NFL will drop that asinine rule and start keeping the balls under the league's control so everyone's playing with a level playing field, and then the Patriots can try and explain why their fumble statistics suddenly fall back in line with the rest of the league when they're using standard balls.

    2. Re:A simple experiment, duplicating the prevailing by mark_reh · · Score: 1

      If we can fix the NFL, maybe there's hope that we can get the drawing of congressional district boundaries out of the hands of politicians...

      Nah...

  28. Passive RFID tags implanted into the balls by burtosis · · Score: 1

    We are almost there where we can put a tiny unnoticeable chip inside the ball to monitor pressure and temperature passively. All it will take then is a scanner used by a ref or some large loop antennas in or around the field and that will put an end to it. Any change could be picked up right away.

    1. Re:Passive RFID tags implanted into the balls by tom.rake · · Score: 2

      And we could display it real time during the game and catch any cheaters on the spot. Perhaps we could have a physic official throw a yellow flag when the pressure goes out of bounds and the opposing team could decline the penalty. We could get Bill Nye, the science guy to do the physics play by play. They could bet on the air pressure at the end of first half. We could interview anyone over their air pressure choice.

    2. Re:Passive RFID tags implanted into the balls by craighansen · · Score: 1

      No need for it to be passive. A little wireless charger would do nicely, and we already have pressure monitors in car tires.

    3. Re:Passive RFID tags implanted into the balls by burtosis · · Score: 1

      No need for it to be passive. A little wireless charger would do nicely, and we already have pressure monitors in car tires.

      Unfortunately auto ones pretty huge and weigh a lot which would mess with the center of gravity and how the ball handles. Something similar will likely be developed soon though.

      Given the purported steroid use I'm surprised the whole deflated balls thing hasn't come up more often. Then again i don't watch and may be misunderstanding things.

    4. Re:Passive RFID tags implanted into the balls by bitingduck · · Score: 1

      There have been some quite tiny absolute pressure gauges developed for cryogenic applications (they'll work fine at room temp, too). I think the company that made them dropped them from the line for lack of interest, but they can be made quite small. Hook it to an RFID chip in a way that the pressure value affects the response of the RFID, and you don't even need power-- just a quick scan with an external scanner.

    5. Re:Passive RFID tags implanted into the balls by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      Here's a little bit of love for your deflated balls joke, I'm surprised only you made one..

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  29. It sure seems like... by Unknown74 · · Score: 1

    ...there is a lot of (hot) gas floating around here!

  30. The temperature only dropped ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... on one side and stuff.

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  31. From the Duh Dept... by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    They want to talk to a physicist, I presume, to help determine if a drop in temperature — a slowing of the air molecules inside the football — can explain the low pressure that was found in some of the balls used in the A.F.C. championship game two weeks ago between the New England Patriots and the Indianapolis Colts.

    You don't need a physicist, a local tire dealer will tell you that. As air temperature drops it will cause a loss in pressure in inflated items. In an automotive tire this drop is only about 1 psi per 10 degrees below freezing. Not sure how big a difference this whole "deflate-gate" thing is about but I imagine it's a bit more.

  32. Re:Deflate-gate? NO! by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    The origin.

    The Watergate scandal was a major political scandal that occurred in the United States in the 1970s as a result of the June 17, 1972, break-in at the Democratic National Committee (DNC) headquarters at the Watergate office complex in Washington, D.C., and the Nixon administration's attempted cover-up of its involvement.

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  33. If it's a big deal the NFL would provide all balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But Goodell doesn't have any balls himself, much less any to spare, so that's not going to happen.

    Seriously, though, if the pressure in each ball is such a big deal and needs to be so closely controlled, that would be something every damn person involved in professional football would know, and the NFL would control the pressure in each ball - and the balls themselves - much more closely.

    Hell, they already do it for balls used in the kicking game where it is a big deal - because an overinflated ball where the leather has been washed in soapy water is really hard to catch and then hold on to...

    In other words, this is just extra publicity for the NFL.

  34. This isn't rocket surgery. by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

    If it was environmental, ALL of the balls ON BOTH SIDES would have been underinflated. It doesn't take a room full of nerds to figure that out. Unless the Colts kept their balls in a warmer, this is a stupid waste of time. Have some integrity and stop trying to find ways to let the Patriots off the hook. Cheating is so ingrained in their culture they do it when they don't even need to. And they're not good at cheating because they keep getting caught. Tear their house to the ground and rebuild on a fresh foundation.

    1. Re:This isn't rocket surgery. by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1

      If the Colts inflated their balls to close to the maximum allowed pressure, then even after being in the cold weather they would still be within the allowed range. Supposedly, Andrew Luck (QB of the Colts), prefers to use footballs at or near the max pressure, however I can't find a source to verify.

    2. Re:This isn't rocket surgery. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would involve Roger Goodell having any balls of his own, properly inflated or not. Unfortunately he's buddies with Kraft, the owner of the New England Cheaters, so there's no way he's going to go after his friend.

      If the NBA can strip Sterling of his team for merely saying a few things in a private conversation, you'd think the NFL could remove the Patriots from Kraft and provide Belichick and Brady with the lifetime bans for cheating they've earned. But no.

      If you want actual action taken against the Cheaters, you're going to have to replace Goodell first.

    3. Re:This isn't rocket surgery. by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      So far, no explanation of why only 11 of the 12 balls were deflated.

  35. Thermodynamics :) by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Wow, the first time in the history of /. (at least the decades I'm aware about it) when throwing in some well measured sentences about Thermodynamics would be adequate.

    However people avoid it like the plague and instead bring up the "ideal gas law" ... pretty funny.

    We are talking here about 6th grade physics, or depending on your country and education system perhaps 8th grade, and yes it is Thermodynamics, and yes it is so simple EVERYONE should grasp it.

    Pretty surprising that one of the first posters explained the problem correctly and then we have a bunsh of posters who either contradict him or try to convice each other that he either 'may' be right or 'may' be wrong.

    I don't know how much 'gate' is involved in the original topic ... but that a ball loses pressure aka deflates if the temperature drops is such a no brainer, I really wonder that people are capable of typing but reject this idea/fact.

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  36. Not about temperature! by Jakeula · · Score: 1

    They are past the low out door temp for the most part. Now the issue is believed to be ball preparation. The Patriots are saying (specifically BB) is that the rub down and pregame ball warm up artificially increases the psi of the ball. It's then weighed by an official, the official sees it's high and lowers it(NFL regulations says the ball must be between 12.5 and 13.5 psi). The ball then sits around until the game, and that's when it falls under the the 12.5 requirement, THEN you add in the weather. But the out door weather doesn't matter, as the balls are tested in the same environment (temp) both times. So no the physicists are not there to test the well established PV/T.

  37. Been Going on Since 2006 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in 2006 Tom Brady lobbied hard to change the NFL rules about balls in such a way that would make this 'deflategate' scenario possible.
    Amazingly enough, once the rule change went in, the Patriot's fumble rate dropped by half. The league average did not change and when Patriot players went to other teams, their personal fumble rates returned to the average.

    That's an awful big coincidence. Awful big.

    1. Re: Been Going on Since 2006 by Jakeula · · Score: 1

      Manning was part of that lobby. What you're either unaware of, or choosing to ignore, is that kickers forced a change well before that. Kickers used to fuck with the ball a lot, forcing the NFL to change the rules. Brady and Manning simply wanted more freedom like was previously available, and the league created specific guidelines to avoid the issues of the past and compromise with the players. So weigh Mannings balls, he just broke every record last season.

    2. Re: Been Going on Since 2006 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That an other player may have exploited the same security weakness does not invalidate the theory that a weakness was deliberately introduced. If anything it supports the hypothesis.

  38. bullshitstorm by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    The refs felt the under inflated balls and said nothing. The players felt them and said nothing. The equipment manager did it on purpose. The QB has said they did it on purpose and it's okay because everyone does it. So unless they're going to figure out what molecular gas physics can make the people trying to cover this us shut the hell up, this is a waste of time. They cheated, end of story. Hey I know, let's find out what electrical atmospheric phenomenon can make them film their opposing teams' practices with spies. In case you don't remember, they did that too.

  39. Let me climb out of my locker.... by wbr1 · · Score: 1

    First there is a simple solution.. don't allow the teams to provide balls. Make it the domain of the refereeing staff.
    Second, making jock vs geek jokes in TFA or TFS is insulting. Bullying is real and has very real consequences. I was subjected to the joked about circumstance and worse. I am no social justice warrior, but making light of a real and painful thing - one that still occurs in various forms today - only enables those that bully more easily abuse.
    Oh, and of you think that it is a simple schoolhouse occurrence that we grow out of, I beg to differ. I took my pain out on those weaker than I, as do others, and bullying mentalities continue into adulthood, all you have to do is look at domestic abuse cases, or the modern police force for plenty of examples.

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  40. Wrong experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The experiment shouldn't test whether a football can lose 2 psi of pressure from a drop in temperature.
    It should test whether a 2 psi drop in pressure in a football can cause a football team to lose 38 points in a game.
    Beyond that, who cares? It didn't effect anything.

    This is just the continuation of the decades long expansion of every sport into a 24/7/365 soap opera. It's a shame, I used to enjoy watching them.

  41. The Experiment Has Been Done by scruffy · · Score: 1

    See headsmartlabs.com and scroll down for an experiment that shows a nearly 2 psi decrease due to lower temperature and a wet football.

    This leaves the question of why the Colts' footballs were still fully inflated.

  42. Waste of time by stinkyj · · Score: 2

    I don't really care about either team, but after everything I've read and seen, I think the ref checking the ball just squeezed them or checked a few and let the balls be approved. There is no list of pressures, and a former ball boy said they would not check every ball. This explains everything. If the ref did his job, checked every ball, logged it, and inflated them to specification, there would be no mystery. Either the ref is above scrutiny, or the league is just trying to cover up that their own procedures weren't followed. This is the biggest non-story I've ever heard about, and takes away from the teams, especially about the Seahawks back to back trips.

    1. Re:Waste of time by El_Oscuro · · Score: 2

      I would agree, The key point is that the NFL doesn't actually have the test results. That would imply that the refs didn't check them properly. Tom Brady probably approved the the balls because they were the way he like them, and probably didn't give a shit if they were 10 PSI or 14 PSI. Never attribute to Malice what can be explained by incompentance.

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  43. Ignorance is no excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the QB prefers deflated footballs and he's willing to risk having to feign innocence, then inflate to the minimum allowed pressure and let Nature do its thing. Brady can shuck and jive all he wants, though, and there's still no excuse.

  44. A precision deflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without adjusting for actual atmospheric pressure,

    Min legal pressure = 12.5 +14.7 = 27.2

    Inflate inside at 72F + 459 = 531 above absolute zero

    Play outside at 48F + 459 = 507 above zero

    Ideal gas law x = (27.2 * 507) / 531

    x = 25.97 -14.7 = 11.07 psi.

    It says they were really lucky or were really precise.
        Either way they can claim that playing with illegal balls was an accident.
          (It is the pressure during play that matters, not at inspection.)

    From now on, the refs will have to use a thermometer and chart to see if the ball is legal for play.
        (Or just let it sit out and adjust to the temp before measuring.)

    1. Re: A precision deflation by KJSwartz · · Score: 1

      You threw me off with the 459 degF bias factor.
      I'm accustomed to using 273 degC.

      http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki...

    2. Re: A precision deflation by KJSwartz · · Score: 1

      Yuck - your math was correct, but let's simplify your answer a bit.

      You started with a pressure of 27.2 PSI at room temperature, and arrived at nearly 26 PSI as the field pressure, with a realized loss of 1.2 PSI. That's an impressive loss, but the other team's footballs would have suffered a similar effect.

      You have my admiration, sir or madam. Well done!

  45. Looks like the NFL is trying to find a way out... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
    The NFL appears to be looking anywhere and everywhere, trying to find enough uncertainty so that they can avoid coming to the conclusion that the deflation was intentional.

    .
    Does the NFL want to find out the truth, or do they want to find ways to avoid finding out the truth?

  46. And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The NFL allows teams to age the footballs. So after you've run these balls through a washing machine and then a dryer many times to make them rougher, who knows what it did to the football valves?

  47. And 4) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aging the footballs for better grip (which the NFL lets the teams do) makes the valves not operate as well. Here is an article from a magazine that is totally biased towards Boston teams (sarcasm):

    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/24/sports/football/eli-mannings-footballs-are-months-in-making.html?_r=0

  48. Nobody cares. American football sucks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody cares. American football sucks!

  49. The ideal gas law is a limiting law by Streetlight · · Score: 1

    Many commenters suggest the ideal gas law could be used to explain the temperature effect on the difference in pressure of the air in the footballs. Be careful about extrapolating its use to other circumstances. The ideal gas law works reasonable well for most gases at temperatures well above the boiling temperature of the gas and at relatively low pressures for small molecules. There's not enough room here to go through it in detail but a quick look in a college general chemistry text book or Wikipedia will fill the reader in. There are a number of modified ideal gas law equations that can do a pretty good job correcting for the influence of intermolecular interactions and molecular size on P vs T.

    For the case at hand with gauge pressures of a couple of atmospheres and the pressure differences observed, the ideal gas law is probably good enough.

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    1. Re:The ideal gas law is a limiting law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You contradict yourself.
      Air temperature is well below the boiling point of water.
      So the ideal gas law does not apply at all in this case.

    2. Re:The ideal gas law is a limiting law by Streetlight · · Score: 1

      The footballs are not filled with water, but air. It's air pressure that's measured and the boiling point of air is very much below the ambient temperature of a football game.

      Of course, one can have gaseous water at temperatures below the boiling temperature of water which is responsible for relative humidity in the air in our environment. To discuss this we need to think about the tendency for liquid water to evaporate (vapor pressure) as a function of temperature and the capacity of air to hold gaseous water (in relative terms) which involves a phenomenon different from the study pressure, temperature and volumes of pure gases in the absence of their liquid forms. If there were a some small volume of liquid water inside the footballs in equilibrium with its gas form, at the temperatures involved, say 50 deg F, the contribution to the gas pressure inside the football would be about 0.18 PSI. I looked up the vapor pressure of water to do the calculation. This is a negligible contribution to the gas pressure inside the football when it's ~13 PSI and might not even be noticeable using the gauges the refs used. Furthermore, gaseous water would likely follow the ideal gas law at these vapor pressures.

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  50. High School Physics/Chemistry by redelm · · Score: 1

    PV=nRT : A ball that is found at 10.5 psig (25.2 psia) at 35'F will be at the regulation minimum pressure 12.5 psig at 74'F. Perfectly reasonable.

    The non-idealities are red-herrings: deviations for Ideal Gas Law are tiny (10ppm?) at this low a pressure and warm a temperature (relative to critical for nitrogen & oxygen). Cold leather shrinks the football pressure boundary, increasing pressure. Condensation might drop pressure 0.5 psi further if the fill-air was saturated from a steamy locker room or grunting ball-boy exhale.

    The point is, this doesn't take a PhD. In fact, a pHd may be too focussed and miss something like the condensation.

    1. Re:High School Physics/Chemistry by PPH · · Score: 1

      Yup.

      And this is about as good as its going to get, since we don't know the exact initial conditions (temp. and relative humidity).

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  51. Re:yep. Columbia's to authoritatively say what we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how much pressure drop is attributable to temperature.

    The ball does not exist within a vacuum. Elevate a ball into the vacuum of space and watch it explode while its temperature drops slowly. Temperature of the gas inside the ball is not the only factor. Elevation likely did not change much, but barometric pressure change could also be a factor during some weather fronts (enough to have one's ears pop). The air pressure outside the ball arguably plays the biggest role in what shape the ball takes under internal pressure changes.

  52. Re:Deflate-gate? NO! by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2

    We all know where it originates from. Doesn't change the fact that sticking -gate onto the end of every scandal's name is utterly stupid.

    It doesn't even make sense. It's not like the Watergate scandal had anything to do with water.

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  53. Liquid nitrogen treatment by mdsolar · · Score: 1

    Dipping in liquid nitrogen before the conversion would have to be a better dirty trick that the spitball in baseball if you could get away with it.

  54. It's more than Ideal Gas laws by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    Yes we all know about PV=nRT. But it's not just the pressure P and T that are changing in the equation. Why not also consider the rubber bladder, leather and stiched seams. Rubber and other un-oriented polymers Expand when chilled. the stitching threads are oriented to they should compress when chilled. My guess is the leather will expand too. So the pressure could drop just from the ball's volume increasing not just a constant.

    Finally no one seems to consider an even easier way the balls could get deflated. The reason people like deflated balls is because they are more supple to grasp. Some QBs like to have the balls scuffed for the same reason. It would seem like a really good idea to achieve this would be to pour rubbing alchohol (isopropyl) on the balls. This is what cobblers do before they stretch a leather shoe. The balls would just soften on the outside plus expand under pressure, deflating them slightly. This might even be quicker to do than inserting a needle in each ball.

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    1. Re: It's more than Ideal Gas laws by KJSwartz · · Score: 1

      +Heat = expansion
      -Heat = contraction

      A contacting volume yields greater pressure.

    2. Re: It's more than Ideal Gas laws by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      No. rubber expands in the cold.

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    3. Re: It's more than Ideal Gas laws by KJSwartz · · Score: 1

      Coefficients of expansion
      Aluminum    ÂÂ12.3
      Acrylic        Â42
      Rubber, hard    Â42.8    (10-6 in/(in degF))
      Steel        Â6.7
      http://www.engineeringtoolbox....

      Rubber expands almost 7 times faster than steel and nearly 4 times greater than aluminum. Are you sure Columbia isn't just a liberal arts college?

  55. How does deflating even help? by MorePower · · Score: 1

    What I really want to know about "deflate-gate" is how does it even work? What's the advantage of an under-inflated ball? It seems like it would be harder to throw an under-inflated ball accurately. It might help you grip a ball better, but how often do NFL players fumble (enough to really make a difference?)?

    And how would the Patriots keep the other team from getting the same advantage? The deflated balls would end up being used by both sides right? Even if the Patriots were stealthily deflating them on the field wouldn't the other team get the same ball after the next turnover?

    Or do they change balls after every turnover? If so, how would the Patriots rig it so only they got the deflated ones?

    1. Re:How does deflating even help? by stinerman · · Score: 1

      When a football is under-inflated it becomes easier to grip. There is more "give" to the ball. This would help in throwing more accurately and making catching easier. The effect on a ball-carrier fumbling is negligible.

      In the NFL (and probably lower levels -- I know when I was in high school it was this way), each team supplies its own balls for when it is on offense. When the other team gains possession, the other team's balls come in play. In fact, one of the reasons this was detected is because the defense intercepted a pass and the player noticed that the ball was under-inflated. He gave the ball to his own equipment manager when he noticed it was not quite right.

  56. Q The First Timelord by MakersDirector · · Score: 0

    Loves this!

  57. Re:Deflate-gate? NO! by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    We all don't know. Some of us are too young to read.

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  58. Re:Deflate-gate? NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "It doesn't even make sense. It's not like the Watergate scandal had anything to do with water."
    Watergate-gate it is then

  59. Re:Deflate-gate vs. Ballghazi? by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    Oh, I don't think you have to be a Republican to appreciate how well "Ballghazi" just rolls off the tongue.

  60. See your doctor if ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... deflation lasts more than 4 hours.

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  61. requires record-breaking barometric pressure by raymorris · · Score: 1

    As you noted, the altitude of the locker room is effectively the same as the field, so altitude would not be a factor. You made me curious about barometric pressure, so I looked it up. The highest-ever recorded pressure was less than 1 PSI above standard pressure, so even a record-breaking barometer reading wouldn't explain it.

  62. Classic science fair project & shrinky dinks by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    The coefficient of expansion has nothing to do with this. The volume of rubber does increase when heated. But that doesn't determine how the elasticity behaves.

    It's a classic science fair project to stretch rubber or polyethylene and then heat it. the student's expectation is the band will stretch but it contracts with heat. Same with polyethylene and shrinky dinks in the toaster.

    http://agpa.uakron.edu/p16/les...

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  63. Re: Classic science fair project & shrinky din by KJSwartz · · Score: 1

    I was going to savor the victory, but its not fair to you...

    If its not coefficient of thermal expansion, then what? Nerf might be comparable to "shrinky-dinks", but not League sanctioned footballs - there's not enough hard rubber to make an appreciable difference. Remember holding a fully deflated ball? Really not much substance to them.

  64. "Reached out" by theoriginalturtle · · Score: 2

    "...has reached out to Columbia University's department of physics..."

    I bet they "called" or "emailed."

    "Reached out to" is a complete yambag phrase that needs to GTFO immediately.

    Talk normal, people.

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    1. Re:"Reached out" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, using GTFO is a brilliant example of that "talking normal" thing.

    2. Re:"Reached out" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When my boss says "Reach out to X about this" what he means is:
      I don't want to deal with this, go talk to X, then it becomes their problem not mine.

      They appear to be using it in the same sense.

    3. Re:"Reached out" by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      Whenever my co-workers use "reach out to" I always think of that graphic of the raccoon reaching through the fence saying DO WANT. Makes me smile.

    4. Re:"Reached out" by neminem · · Score: 1

      I don't see what's wrong with it. Yes, they may have called, they may also have emailed. Perhaps they wrote a letter, or sent someone down there to talk to them in person. Maybe they did all of those. Does it matter which one they did? No? Then why not have a verb that specifies that they got in touch, but doesn't care how?

  65. Bill Nye's already done this by opentunings · · Score: 1

    Bill Nye put a video out last week discussing deflategate.

    http://www.cnn.com/videos/entertainment/2015/01/29/funny-or-die-bill-nye.funny-or-die

  66. No, they DO, if that's what the rules say. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 0

    Yet the Colts didn't deserve to be in it. The balls they played with on offense weren't altered or deflated and the still only scored 7 points to the eventual 45 that the patriots scored. The Colts offense was shut down by the Pats defence and that's that

    No, the Colts (or whomever the rules say) DO deserve to be in it, if that's what the rules say.

    The Patriots cheated and were caught cheating. Unless the rules explicitly prescribe some other punishment for that offence, this should be treated as a game forfeit. They LOSE. If that means a far weaker team that almost certainly would have been clobbered if they'd played by the rules gets a superbowl slot - that's just fine. Maybe next year the teams will be more careful to keep their people under control.

    If the rules are just advisory, who cares about the game? (They'll still get SOME fans. Like Pro Wrestling, for example, where the fans see it as a morality play entertainment, not a contest of strength and skill.) But $6,000 scalped seats won't be in their future.)

    Meanwhile, the Colts got all the way to that last playoff game, so they're not TOTAL klutzes. If they deserve the slot cause they got their by playing fairly (or at least MORE fairly) and the Patriots don't, it would still be a fine contest.

    As yourself this: Is Football about playing the game by the rules? Or is it about seeing how crooked you can be and get away with it?

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    1. Re: No, they DO, if that's what the rules say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They haven't proven that any cheating took place at all. Last time I checked this was america and you're innocent until proven guilty. Most of the country wants to find the pats guilty and the investigation is taking so long because they can't find any proof.

      Luck himself said he overinflates his balls. Perfectly logical they would be within range in the cold and freezing rain. They keep saying it was only 50 degrees outside but did anyone else notice the frost on everyone's jerseys out there? To top it off the NFL didn't even state whether they even tested the colts balls.

      At the end of the day, every single "report" that has come out has been recalled by the supposed source or the official reports say its flat out wrong. Everything you have heard over the past 2 weeks is just plain speculation and rumors. Its something to talk about for 2 weeks instead of breaking down the same plays over and over.

  67. This isn't rocket surgery. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other reasons why the Colts balls would still be in the accepted pressure range:
    1) They were closer to the high end of said range to start with. Most of the Patriots balls were *just* under the accepted low-end of 12.5, only a few were in the 1-2 lb low range.
    2) The air they were inflated with was cooler. (If the compressor had to refill the tank part way through the process, the air being put into the tank would be warmer due to being recently compressed without time to cool.)
    3) They were better protected from the cold weather. (Their container was kept covered more, or better shielded from wind, etc.)

    The fact that none of the starting pressures were actually *recorded*, there can be quite a bit of speculation, but not much concrete, except that it is apparently *possible* for a temperature differential from 72F to 48F to explain all/most of even the most extreme pressure loss measured.

  68. Leather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is common knowledge (or is it a common myth?) that leather shouldn't get wet due to risk of damaging it. It was pouring rain that day. I would think that also should be considered.

    And were there any conditions that prevented the non-impacted balls, such as the ones the Colts provided, from losing pressure even though it was raining on their side of the field, too? Did they get less wet somehow? Or was there some reason the rain did not affect them as severely? Were they inflated to higher pressure at the start of the game, but still within the 12.5 - 13.5 range?

    Does the handling of the balls that the team does in the week before inadvertently affect that ability of a ball to hold its pressure? I've heard QBs talking about sanding them down. Do the Patriots do this? Could that make them more susceptible?

  69. The Weather Channel already analyzed this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and said that, given, the climatic conditions, a pressure drop of much more than 0.5 psi was not possible.

  70. Re: Classic science fair project & shrinky din by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    leather is mostly polymers (like rubber), and the inside of a football is ... wait for it... a rubber bladder.

  71. Deflated Balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing that does not make sense is why were all 12 balls of the Colts at 12.5 and over? Why were New England's the only ones that were under inflated?