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Surgeon: First Human Head Transplant May Be Just Two Years Away

HughPickens.com (3830033) writes "Michelle Star writes at C/net that Surgeon Sergio Canavero, director of the Turin Advanced Neuromodulation Group in Italy, believes he has developed a technique to remove the head from a non-functioning body and transplant it onto the healthy body. According to Canavero's paper published in Surgical Neurology International, first, both the transplant head and the donor body need to be cooled in order to slow cell death. Then, the neck of both would be cut and the major blood vessels linked with tubes. Finally, the spinal cords would be severed, with as clean a cut as possible. Joining the spinal cords, with the tightly packed nerves inside, is key. The plan involves flushing the area with polyethylene glycol, followed by several hours of injections of the same, a chemical that encourages the fat in cell membranes to mesh. The blood vessels, muscles and skin would then be sutured and the patient would be induced into a coma for several weeks to keep them from moving around; meanwhile, electrodes would stimulate the spine with electricity in an attempt to strengthen the new nerve connections.

Head transplants has been tried before. In 1970, Robert White led a team at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, US, that tried to transplant the head of one monkey on to the body of another. The surgeons stopped short of a full spinal cord transfer, so the monkey could not move its body. Despite Canavero's enthusiasm, many surgeons and neuroscientists believe massive technical hurdles push full body transplants into the distant future. The starkest problem is that no one knows how to reconnect spinal nerves and make them work again. "This is such an overwhelming project, the possibility of it happening is very unlikely," says Harry Goldsmith."

210 comments

  1. Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    remove the head from a non-functioning body and transplant it onto the healthy body

    Any word on removing non-functioning human heads and planting them on perfectly good bodies?

    1. Re: Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH CORN NUTS?

      Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

    2. Re:Congress by Marginal+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any word on removing non-functioning human heads and planting them on perfectly good bodies?

      Coincidentally, Sports Illustrated devotes a whole issue to that every year.

    3. Re:Congress by disposable60 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those heads are perfectly functional ... for the only functions anyone is really interested in employing them in.

      Fit for use, as it were.

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    4. Re:Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any word on removing non-functioning human heads and planting them on perfectly good bodies?

      Coincidentally, Sports Illustrated devotes a whole issue to that every year.

      Even the thought of seeing Nancy Pelosi and John Boehner in swimsuits is making me reach for the eye bleach.

    5. Re:Congress by Hartree · · Score: 3, Funny

      Even worse:

      Nancy Pelosi and John Boehner in swimsuits, making out.

      Now imagine their secret love child.

    6. Re:Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting, I didn't know that if someone had a beautiful body they had a non-functional brain.

    7. Re:Congress by TheRealHocusLocus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      From the perspective of the head it's a body transplant.
      The body typically has no perspective of its own
      so the idea of a head transplant is ludicrously funny.
      We laugh to drown out the screaming inside.

      Those heads are perfectly functional

      Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
      We're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside
      Come inside, the show's about to start
      Guaranteed to blow your head apart
      Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
      Greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth
      You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo
      There behind a glass stands a real blade of grass
      Be careful as you pass, move along, move along.
      [...]
      Left behind the bars, rows of Bishops' heads in jars

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    8. Re:Congress by tverbeek · · Score: 0

      Sports Illustrated devotes every issue to readers who've had this procedure done.

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    9. Re:Congress by nsuccorso · · Score: 1

      The NFL preview issue?

    10. Re:Congress by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      "Well, those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns!"

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    11. Re:Congress by NeoMorphy · · Score: 1

      Interesting, I didn't know that if someone had a beautiful body they had a non-functional brain.

      That's one of the advantages of having a beautiful body.

    12. Re:Congress by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Interesting, I didn't know that if someone had a beautiful body they had a non-functional brain.

      That's one of the advantages of having a beautiful body.

      Unfortunately, one disadvantage is usually the math: Beauty x Brains = Constant

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    13. Re:Congress by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      The heart has a neural network.

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    14. Re:Congress by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      If that were true people would become very stupid in total darkness.

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  2. Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by popo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just reconnect the spinal nerves? This is like saying interstellar spaceships are just two years away. Just connect the warp drive to the antimatter, and there you go.

    Perhaps we should start by inventing a warp drive first? Or in this case, connecting severed spinal columns?

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    1. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by gbjbaanb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I do think they could practice on paralysed people first - after all, if they can't reconnect severed spinal cord nerves in someone whose spinal cord is roughly still in place, what hope do they have for merging 2 different spinal cords?

    2. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by The+Real+Dr+John · · Score: 1

      Agreed, the spinal nerves get where they are during fetal development, and slicing through them pretty thoroughly kills off the distal parts of the axons (Wallerian degeneration). If this could be done now, then there wouldn't be any paraplegic or quadriplegic people. And then what are they going to do about tissue rejection, when the tissue being rejected is the entire head?

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    3. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by rmdingler · · Score: 2

      Agreed, the spinal nerves get where they are during fetal development, and slicing through them pretty thoroughly kills off the distal parts of the axons (Wallerian degeneration). If this could be done now, then there wouldn't be any paraplegic or quadriplegic people. And then what are they going to do about tissue rejection, when the tissue being rejected is the entire head?

      Pretty much this, although I suspect cloning a body made from your own cell(s) will be plausible at or before spinal nerves are fused successfully.

      I'd be more pleased if they'd move forward on this body part cloning research before I need a heart, lung, or liver.

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    4. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not saying this whole endeavor is gonna work, but there is probably a huge difference between having a ruptured spinal cord and one "cut as cleanly as possible"

    5. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      Seconded. We've already made huge leaps in using adult derived stem cells to regrow tissues and entire organs that don't have rejection issues and function properly, actual transplants will probably be obsolete by the time this procedure is possible.

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    6. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      We are able to at least partially repair severed spinal cords now. http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/284152.php. That's a lot further along than a couple of years ago.

      It may not be perfection, and connecting one spinal cord to another might not even match up the nerves, but there is progress being made. And we might get a complete repair treatment out of this.

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    7. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by ideonexus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The problem, even with a spinal cord cut intentionally and carefully, is that the surgeon has no way to know what connections in the head go to what connections in the body. Our nervous system-brain interface isn't a blueprinted thing at birth, our brains are actually born with no knowledge of the nerves running through our bodies. Our brains and bodies learn to interface with one another via "neural pruning." The brain is born with a bazillion* neurons, far more than it needs, but this is to account for all the possible nerve connections. Then, as the body grows, the nerves send signals to the brain, and those neurons that don't receive signals die off, leaving the neurons that are properly wired into the body. In other words, our brains grow by natural selection.

      So how is a surgeon supposed to wire up a body to a brain that hasn't grown into that body? How is a brain pruned in childhood to interface with a body of certain dimensions and nerve-wirings supposed to interface with a body of completely different dimensions? It's not just a problem of lining up the nerves in the donor body with the right connections in the patient's head (a seemingly impossible task in and of itself), its the fact that the nerves in one person's body are going to be a very different set of wires than those in the the head. Many of the major nerves will match, but the signals from those nerves will be very different.

      I wish this researcher the best of luck, and I imagine we will benefit tremendously from the new information we get from this research, but I suspect the final result will simply discover what the next challenge is to performing a successful head transplant.

      *Technical term. :)

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    8. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, not really, since billions, if not trillions, of spinal cords and nerves already connect themselves when animals are conceived. Everything from mice on up!

      Interstellar spaceships? Zero. There are exactly none.

      Spinal cords? We're just missing a *CONCEPT* somewhere, a molecule, a messenger, INFORMATION.

      Are you claiming that we'll never figure out INFORMATION about something that happens by the quadrillions every day? And you're equating that to something for which we don't even have a practical framework? And for which even the most enthusiastic theories predict negative mass the size of Jupiter?

      For you that's the same thing as putting a few molecules in meat????

    9. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      I do think they could practice on paralysed people first - after all, if they can't reconnect severed spinal cord nerves in someone whose spinal cord is roughly still in place, what hope do they have for merging 2 different spinal cords?

      And that would be because paralyzed people are less human or less valuable? How about practicing and perfecting it on rats first, then higher animals?

    10. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      The problem, even with a spinal cord cut intentionally and carefully, is that the surgeon has no way to know what connections in the head go to what connections in the body.

      It sounds like he's simply hoping it all sorts itself out somehow. Or maybe that the brain could eventually remap everything. Seems unlikely. Especially within two years.

    11. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, the guy has a technique that has been shown effective in mice. Still hardly a guarantee it'll work in humans, but it's a start. Part of it has to do with a clean cut, rather than trauma, severing the code.

    12. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by staalmannen · · Score: 1

      The problem, even with a spinal cord cut intentionally and carefully, is that the surgeon has no way to know what connections in the head go to what connections in the body.

      It sounds like he's simply hoping it all sorts itself out somehow. Or maybe that the brain could eventually remap everything. Seems unlikely. Especially within two years.

      The basic idea would be physiotherapy afterwards to make the brain re-learn how to move the body

    13. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do think they could practice on paralysed people first - after all, if they can't reconnect severed spinal cord nerves in someone whose spinal cord is roughly still in place, what hope do they have for merging 2 different spinal cords?

      And that would be because paralyzed people are less human or less valuable? How about practicing and perfecting it on rats first, then higher animals?

      Nice strawman, jackass. Nope, I'm sure that GP was thinking we should skip all animal testing and instead start with using your family members as compulsory guinea pigs... paralyzing them first in order to make them candidates, if need be. Jackass.

      Personally, however, I think that being completely paralyzed is a fate worse than death (I include locked-in syndrome as well as Metallica's "One" type conditions in this category). I would decline this procedure, even if it weren't a fantasy to believe that the CNS would "plug and play" the new body within 2 years.

      Several years ago I read about the horrors involved in the monkey experiments.

    14. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      " with a clean cut, rather than trauma, severing the code."

      That's going to be an interesting SVN commit.

    15. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by gstoddart · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Oh, I don't know ... how about we spare the rats, and test on lawyers, MBAs, politicians, lobbyists, and CEOs?

      Make the world a better place in more than one way.

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    16. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The basic idea would be physiotherapy afterwards to make the brain re-learn how to move the body

      "The basic idea of time travel to the past is simply to enter the time vehicle and set the destination coordinates."

      I hope that helps you comprehend the incorrectness of your statement. Of course, by all means, please show us all those patients with completely transected spinal columns who have been restored to functionality via "physiotherapy" to let the brain "re-learn" how to move the body. No doubt they are the best illustration of how practical this procedure is.

      Your reading assignment is the difference between Schwann cells and olgiodendrocytes, their roles, distributions, and their capabilities.

    17. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Morally speaking, testing on lawyers and politicians would be preferable to using rats. However, scientific consensus is that the lack of a high-functioning nervous system in most politicians and lobbyists, et al, means that any results would not likely work on real humans.

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    18. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So, here's the problem with that ... in addition to motor skills, your spinal column handles all of the autonomic stuff ... you know, heart beat, digestion, breathing, all that stuff which is controlled by the brain.

      If you don't have those things connected properly, you will die. Plain and simple. This is leaps and bounds beyond physiotherapy. This is the entire function of your body which is controlled by the brain, which, last I checked, is pretty much all of it.

      This isn't something where you can jam the two ends together and wait a few years until your brain remaps everything. Not unless you plan on keeping someone on extensive life support until the brain re-learns how to tell all of those other parts how to operate the body.

      I just don't see this being viable, not unless you plan on spending zillions of dollars to keep someone alive until possibly the brain remaps some connections.

      In which case this is a "treatment" which is only ever going to be viable for billionaires, because the resources to keep them alive in the mean time would be utterly staggering.

      If all you're doing is designing a treatment for billionaires ... well, experiment on the billionaires then.

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    19. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Spinal cords? We're just missing a *CONCEPT* somewhere, a molecule, a messenger, INFORMATION.

      The same is true for curing cancer, every genetic disorder, and every viral disease.

      Also, we don't even know if a solution exists.

    20. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 1

      You must be a project manager or stakeholder in on an AGILE project team. LOL

    21. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      I think that is the idea behind the 'electrical pulses' the plan is to depend on neural plasticity, I would guess. The idea is you keep the patient comatose, stimulate nerves all over the body and up and down the spine. This should tetanize various groups of nerves, "cells the fire together wire together" with some luck the brain with figure it out.

      Seems suspect to me, but IAMNANS

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    22. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by reboot246 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Lawyers, lobbyists and politicians would be easy. They have only two parts - mouth and asshole. An added plus is that their skin is very thin and easy to cut.

    23. Re: Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Miamicanes · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not exactly. Some organ systems have controls that are a bit more local. That's why a quadriplegic can still digest food and have a beating heart, but needs a ventilator unless he had enough nerve connectivity remaining post-injury to breathe on his own. It's also why someone who's paralyzed can still have sex & enjoy it (even though he can't feel the orgasm).

    24. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Sort of depends. They could make the cut high in the brainstem, above where most of the autonomic functions are located. That would technically be *much* harder than the plain ol spinal cord - which, of course, is the hard part as it is. Just connecting the major blood vessels and bones is pretty easy all things considered.

      It's just a scam to keep somebody happily screwing around in the lab, mostly torturing rodents.

      And we've already discussed how dangerous that can be.

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    25. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      If this guy had the technology to repair severed spinal cords, he'd already be a Nobel candidate. It is one of the Holy Grails of neurology / neurosurgery. Think of all the paraplegics and quadriplegics you could rescue using those techniques.

      Millions of rats have died trying to get us that information.

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    26. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by fodendaf · · Score: 1

      i had read an article where the nervous system of a leech was connected to a microchip. seems like the only option is to graft each cut end to an i/o microcontroller board and sort out the rewiring in software. but then nerves are not electric cables and i doubt the technology exists to simulate their inputs or outputs. it would be better to start off small with a cut nerve say to a finger in an amputee rather than jeopardise a mans life over it.

    27. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 1

      But that goes without saying! Who would be fool enough to opt for a transplant if the part that's going to be swapped out is perfectly healthy. I mean heart transplants are for people with unhealthy hearts. Ditto for kidneys, livers, etc. So a potential body transplant would be for people with unhealthy bodies. Note that I used the word body tranplant, since our heads or at least the gray matter inside it, is what defines us as a person.

      I think by the time they figure out how to successfully transplant whole bodies, they'd have figured out either: (1) how to regrow the damaged parts of the spinal cord and nervous system, (2) manufacture the parts needed for a cyborg (ala $6M Dollar Man or Ghost in the Shell.).

    28. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Has there been even one instance of a spinal cord severed by trauma being reconnected?

    29. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, ok. First Human _Baby_ Head Transplant May Be Just Two Years Away....Satisfied now?

    30. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      It's based on the concept that a doctor should first 'Do no harm.' Let's say there are two people experiencing organ failure, one paralyzed, one not. In such a case, the probable outcome for the able-bodied person is worse than the paralyzed person. It would even be a net benefit for the paralyzed person if some limb function is restored, whereas for the able-bodied person it would inevitably result in decreased motor function at best.

      If the surgery on a paralyzed person is successful, with respect to limb function, they can be no worse off even if no nerve function is preserved.

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    31. Re: Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Obviously, I will defer to someone with better grasp of the physiology here ... because this isn't my field.

      But I think it's fair to say that connecting the spinal cord is going to need more remediation than simple physiotherapy.

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    32. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Has there been even one instance of a spinal cord severed by trauma being reconnected?

      Try this article. Or you could have answered the question yourself by searching for "severed spinal chord repaired."

      There are also similar cases where the spinal chord has been cut cleanly and with time, partial mobility has been regained.

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    33. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by kanweg · · Score: 1

      You can order one from The Island. IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt03...

      Bert

    34. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      So how is a surgeon supposed to wire up a body to a brain that hasn't grown into that body?

      Seems like what you need is a way to replicate that original process and let the brain re-learn its interface.

    35. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree, but human testing usually only follows after successful animal testing. So, even a paralytic, isn't do "no harm" if we don't know whether we can actually do this or not. Once we know it can be done, well then, a paralytic would seem to be the one to benefit most. But, until then, we would just be experimenting on handicapped human beings for the sake of gaining research knowledge. Most medical ethicists would say that is unethical.

    36. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by ripvlan · · Score: 1

      I heard an interview with this surgeon on BBC this morning. He definitely is a glass half full person - nothing is impossible. No matter what difficulty the reporter asked was waved away with (in essence) "bah - that is a minor detail"

      2 years? Snake-oil or real possibility?

      Pragmatically there may be a few small hills to climb. My magic 8-ball says, "Unlikely."

      But hey - we could be on the edge of a major breakthrough.

    37. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      It's actually not necessary to connect the "right" nerves together. The brain is able to learn where the new connections are, and even novel kinds of connections like electronic devices implanted in the brain.

      That said, it's still going to be hard to get ANY nerves to connect properly to each other.

    38. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that goes without saying! Who would be fool enough to opt for a transplant if the part that's going to be swapped out is perfectly healthy. I mean heart transplants are for people with unhealthy hearts. Ditto for kidneys, livers, etc. So a potential body transplant would be for people with unhealthy bodies. Note that I used the word body tranplant, since our heads or at least the gray matter inside it, is what defines us as a person.

      I think by the time they figure out how to successfully transplant whole bodies, they'd have figured out either: (1) how to regrow the damaged parts of the spinal cord and nervous system, (2) manufacture the parts needed for a cyborg (ala $6M Dollar Man or Ghost in the Shell.).

      $6M dollar man, nope those were just some motors he controlled. Ghost in the shell is a little closer. But the seminal work was really done in Robocop.

    39. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      This all reminds me of those crazy scenes in robocop or skulls with dangling spinal cords.

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    40. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's just that it would be really, really useful to the paralyzed person to have their spinal cord re-connected so they would no longer be paralyzed. Did you somehow miss that point?

    41. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We do know that's it possible. Our bodies are a tangible arrangement of matter that can be physically manipulated. Now, it may be very *hard* to repair spinal cord damage, especially after the lower parts of the nervous system start to die off, but there is no theoretical reason to think it's impossible. To put it in terms of slashdot-speak, it's an engineering problem rather than a theoretical problem. We're already making progress in "easy" cases, like the man in Poland whose spinal cord was cleanly severed by a knife attack but who has regained some sensation and voluntary movement after a nerve graft, clever regeneration treatment and physical therapy. Advances in fields like robotic microsurgery will help extend this to more traumatic "messy" breaks.

    42. Re:Just y'know... reconnect them spinal nerves by Kevin+Fishburne · · Score: 1

      I wonder if it would help to have a device placed between the ends of the severed spinal cords such that they're perfectly flush against it. The device would read/write impulses from/to both sides and work like a router in that it would enumerate each connection and be able to map one to another. A skin-tight suit of electrodes could be fitted on the person to assist with the mapping process. Initially the heart and lungs would need to be manually operated until the correct nerves could be mapped. The output nerves from the brain could be identified based on the patterns detected by the intermediary device. The heart and diaphragm could be manually stimulated with electrical impulses to determine the input nerves. Once the basic functions were mapped (with manual backups still in place) the patient would be told to repeatedly flex muscles or move limbs in specific ways, allowing the device to detect and test possible mappings. The electrodes in the body suit would record the mapping attempt results which combined with visual observation would help determine if the correct muscle was being stimulated. Even if this worked, there's the problem of the intermediary device being a permanent addition to their body and that the spinal cord ends couldn't be shifted on its surface without disrupting the mappings. The device would almost have to be organic, or somehow allow its logical mappings to become physical and permanent. They'd also probably just have the major mappings correct and require extensive rehabilitation to function normally and may have side effects that are never corrected such as at itch coming from the "wrong place".

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  3. Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The spinal cord has to come with it, unless you don't mind that person stay paralyzed. And that's ignoring that the body's immune system will actively fight the new head until you die.

    1. Re:Nope by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      If you read the article, they make the cut using a nanometer-sized blade (silicon), which requires only 1/2600 the force of a normal cut to the spinal cord. They use a chemical solution to promote regrowth, and anti-rejection drugs BTW - the dog head transplant videos are gross!

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  4. Fashion Industry's next big thing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now those aging "superstars" really can have those 20yo bodys they have always wanted....

    1. Re: Fashion Industry's next big thing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention, this would be like a paedo's dream come true. Keep your hands off yourself, Sandusky!

  5. Wrong title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The title should be "First full body transplant..."

    1. Re: Wrong title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And where do you (legitimately) find a "healthy body" without a head?

    2. Re: Wrong title by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      And where do you (legitimately) find a "healthy body" without a head?

      Suicides, drug overdoses, co2 poisoning, accidents, back alleys :-)

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    3. Re: Wrong title by OrangeTide · · Score: 2

      And where do you (legitimately) find a "healthy body" without a head?

      Motorcycle riders.

      That's right, folks, when you get your Class M1 license, be sure to check the organ donor box.

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  6. Put a Jihadi head on an old woman's body by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would serve 'em right. Or put the head on a pig.

  7. I know that novel by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    the neck of both would be cut and the major blood vessels linked with tubes. Finally, the spinal cords would be severed, with as clean a cut as possible. Joining the spinal cords, with the tightly packed nerves inside, is key. The plan involves flushing the area with polyethylene glycol, followed by several hours of injections of the same, a chemical that encourages the fat in cell membranes to mesh

    That's Frankenstein. Any one really believed TFA was a true story??

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    1. Re:I know that novel by nospam007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "That's Frankenstein. "

      First, that's _Doctor_ Frankenstein.

      Victor, for my friends.

        An it's pronounced Frank-on-steen!

  8. How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by Ihlosi · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Right now, we can't even repair spinal cord injuries where head and body belong to the same person. Once that becomes a routine medical procedure, we might think about head transplants and how to solve the problems associated with them.

    Seriously, are the people who cleam this serious? I don't think so.

    1. Re:How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got my hopes up. :( I have a syrinx.

      I was going to ask my neurosurgeon if polyethylene glycol could be used in substitute for stem cells for healing the "delamination".

    2. Re:How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 2

      We are able to at least partially repair them now. http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/284152.php. That's a lot further along than a couple of years ago.

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    3. Re:How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "Right now, we can't even repair spinal cord injuries where head and body belong to the same person. Once that becomes a routine medical procedure, we might think about head transplants and how to solve the problems associated with them."

      That may very well be, but there are no people with spine injuries on the boards that decide about the grants to scientists, but many old people with a need for a young body.

    4. Re:How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      Right now, we can't even repair spinal cord injuries where head and body belong to the same person. Once that becomes a routine medical procedure, we might think about head transplants and how to solve the problems associated with them.

      /quote>

      However, there are way less people with spinal cord injuries and a lot of money than people with a working head, a failing body and a lot of money.

      Unlimited money does wonders on time compression.

    5. Re:How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lesson: never underestimate your nose.

    6. Re: How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do you also believe it was a mistake to pursue heart transplantation before we were able to fix the one being replaced?

    7. Re: How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Do heart transplants involve cutting the organ in halft and putting it back together?

      This isn't like pursuing heart transplants before being able to fix each and every heart defect. It's like pursuing heart transplants before being able to do surgical sutures.

    8. Re:How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Actually, this might be a first step. The fact that the wound is perfectly fresh, and extremely cleanly severed (maybe they even sever it in such a way as to get a little extra nerves to work with). It could be a far easier fix than an actual injury.

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    9. Re:How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by barc0001 · · Score: 2

      To be fair, the guy outlines a process to cleanly sever and then prepare the nerves for reattachment under a very controlled environment, which is an entirely different thing from a spinal cord being damaged in an accident out in the world.

      That said, the whole idea is terrifying and if his end goal is literally making head swaps a somewhat common procedure nothing good will come of this. In order to make this possible you need bodies after all, and if this can extend the life of the transplant-ee by a significant margin we're going to see a huge amount of pressure brought to bear to create a supply of those bodies. Maybe something along the lines of Larry Niven's short story "The Jigsaw Man" where capital offense criminals were harvested to fill demand, and as demand grew over time the bar for a capital offense keeps dropping to keep up.

    10. Re:How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they are Italian. I wonder if Canavero's lab is near the Rossi E-Cat Lab ... Maybe Italians celebrate April Fools as February Fools on February 27?

    11. Re:How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, published in a journal that disbanded and re-formed in 2010 because it was turning into a right-wing political mouthpiece . The actual successor to the original Surgical Neurology is World Neurosurgery. The fired editorial staff went on to create Surgical Neurology International, so they could continue to pretend their right-wing blog was a scientific journal. Now it appears to be turtles and pseudoscience all the way down.

    12. Re:How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of instead of hating on someone's research, maybe think that effort in the two could provide useful synergistic feedback between efforts in understanding the underlying biology, improving both faster than going 100% in one or the other. Research doesn't work the way you're implying.

    13. Re:How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right now, we can't even repair spinal cord injuries where head and body belong to the same person. Once that becomes a routine medical procedure, we might think about head transplants and how to solve the problems associated with them.

      There is a huge difference between repairing trauma damage and repairing a clean planned surgical cut.

      Seriously, are the people who cleam this serious? I don't think so.

      Did you seriously think about this? I don't think so.

    14. Re:How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      There is a huge difference between repairing trauma damage and repairing a clean planned surgical cut.

      These guys aren't planning to repair a surgical cut, they're planning to graft the spinal cords of two different bodies together.

      Maybe they should try to fix a regular decapitation first. Put the head back on the same body and prove that most of the nervous connections still work.. Even that would be worthy of a Nobel prize in medicine.

    15. Re:How about healing spinal cord injuries first? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      I got my hopes up. :( I have a syrinx.

      Mine's right below the tumor that caused it. Neurological crap is some of the worst crap.

  9. First song sung by head transplantee by PyroGX · · Score: 1

    Now, if you're blue And you don't know where to go to Why don't you go where fashion sits...

    1. Re:First song sung by head transplantee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pummah onna ritzzzz!

  10. Send in the clones! by invid · · Score: 1

    Time to start raising my clone body for the head transplant when I'm old.

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    1. Re:Send in the clones! by Eloking · · Score: 1

      Time to start raising my clone body for the head transplant when I'm old.

      Exactly this, how about transplanting a old head into a young adult's body?

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  11. What about using a jar as an intermediate step? by JohnnyDoesLinux · · Score: 1

    What if a body is not available yet?

    I personally want to wait for an android body for my human head... Do I owe Google money for that? I guess the body will have frequent upgrades...

    Sorry, the coffee making me jittery (and the ADHD).

    1. Re:What about using a jar as an intermediate step? by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      Sorry, the coffee making me jittery (and the ADHD).

      The coffee making the ADHD jittery?
      The coffee making you the ADHD?
      The coffee making both you and the jittery, ADHD?

    2. Re:What about using a jar as an intermediate step? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if a body is not available yet?

      "Sorry, the only donor body available was of the opposite gender. Enjoy your new parts!"

    3. Re:What about using a jar as an intermediate step? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      What if a body is not available yet?

      "Sorry, the only donor body available was of the opposite gender. Enjoy your new parts!"

      I can assure you that there are plenty of volunteers who would have no problem with that.

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  12. Horror of semi life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you know, we still don't know what is the soul. There's a lot of compelling stories about people with transplants taking on the personality to some lesser extent, of the organ donor, and when you consider brain activity is not restricted to that thing in your head - it begins to make sense, and the notion of a head transplant doesn't suggest the whole soul experience would transfer, and some would be lost with the body, but stranger too, would be the new experience of the "head" may feel very different with someone else's body attached - and by this I mean many of their emotions and decisions may be made quite differently to the expected personality. This will of course be blamed on the trauma of the operation, and it will be hailed as a complete success. but sooner or later, these transplantees will start talking of thoughts, feelings, and insights that they never had before, and a change in tastes both food, sexual, and more. Then we'll be back to asking why? - and you begin to realise the person we consider the head to be, is a fusion of two personalities. To some extent then, the body will have human rights that may conflict with the head. But that's a whole other discussion!

    1. Re:Horror of semi life? by Punko · · Score: 1

      "when you consider brain activity is not restricted to that thing in your head"

      Guess that explains how many people manage to talk out of their asses. Sorry, Mr. AC, but brain activity is entirely restricted to that thing in your head. I BELIEVE you were trying to say that your brain does not work in isolation from the rest of the body, which is true. Our brains work on the input from the rest of the body. Change the body, and the chemical messages to the brain will be different.

      as for taking on the personality of transplant donors? That's nonsense. Personality changes, quite probable. Personality to match the donor, not possible.

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    2. Re:Horror of semi life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody knows where from consciousness arises. Researchers in the field do consider the possibility that it might be linked to the whole body. So, you are speculating, mr. Punko.

    3. Re:Horror of semi life? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      The brain is also influenced by the chemicals in the blood stream. Extra testosterone == roid rage. Low glycemic index == risk of passing out often. Adrenalin == heightened fight or flight reaction. So while "who" you are won't change, how you'll interact with the world might be different.

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  13. X-FIles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saw this already in the 2nd X-Files movie.

  14. Mark my words by NotInHere · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One day there will be trillions of humans on this planet, brains only, connected to a huge computer, and all dreaming of a body of their own.

    1. Re:Mark my words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean mark Futurama's and The Matrix's science fiction worlds?

    2. Re:Mark my words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Morpheus, is that you?

    3. Re:Mark my words by NotInHere · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about futurama, but yes matrix is related, but only a bit. First, the setup is far more dense, brains only, second, humans know that they dont have the real thing, and they are also generally in control of things around. Visiting "The real thing" is however possible only for a few (the rich), as earth would be overpopulated otherwise. Its former oceans and most of the landmass are already filled up with the VR machine, so only a small fraction remains for to have fun in.

    4. Re:Mark my words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, all those brains are going to get virtual body of justin beiber or kim kardasian, for example.

      Those brains even will not recognize the virtual body as virtual ones. Will recognize as specific to individuals, with tatoos and all.

      This is not at all a problem. Next question.

    5. Re:Mark my words by ffoiii · · Score: 1

      If the universe is 14.5 billion years old and is as vast and incomprehensibly big as we think it is, and if we as a species are within a couple hundred years of being able to effectively simulate reality, and you consider all the possible simulations that might run on computer hardware of the future, then the probability that we are either brains in a vat, or some other type of computer simulation, seems considerably higher than the probability that it is actually the year 2015 and we are technologically close to, but haven't quite mastered virtual reality simulations. How would you differentiate this reality compared to a simulation of human society in 2015 as created by some human 1000 years in the future? We're "The Sims" from a game of the future.

    6. Re:Mark my words by swb · · Score: 1

      If this is a simulation, I'd like them to simulate some better drugs. All the ones in my simulation have too many unwanted side effects. Some are better than others, but a lot of them can be fatal, most don't mix well and don't get me started on the cost and legal complications.

  15. Brain and Brain, What is Brain? by crunchy_one · · Score: 1

    Saw 'Bones do this on TV. See, Spocks' brain was cut out by bimbos to run a planet-sized HVAC system. "Brain and brain, what is brain?" demanded the head bimbo when Kirk requested it back. Fortunately, 'Bones put a colander on his head and hooked the brain back up with a nerve hooker upper.

    So, that's how it's done.

    1. Re:Brain and Brain, What is Brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting use of the apostrophe. What does it mean? 'Bones? Is it single quotes around 'Bones do this on TV. See, Spocks' ? I don't know what that means.

    2. Re: Brain and Brain, What is Brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Bones" is short for the old military term for a surgeon: "sawbones."

      But the Spock apostrophe is incorrect.

    3. Re: Brain and Brain, What is Brain? by invid · · Score: 1

      Unless there are multiple Spocks with one brain.

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    4. Re:Brain and Brain, What is Brain? by invid · · Score: 1

      This episode of often mentioned as one of the worst, but it's one of my favorites, especially the "What is brain?" scene.

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  16. Re:Too much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So are concentrated animal feeding operations and 99% of modern agriculture.

  17. "Head transplants HAS been tried before" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could one be tried on the illiterate AMERICAN cretin who wrote the summary?

    Still, who cares, it's all a bit of fun, isn't it, torturing animals to death. Who cares about the agonies and pain of others? Certainly nobody on Slashdot. The Slashdot sociopaths, unable to feel the suffering of others, because they're desperately trying to avoid feeling their own...

  18. Stem cells are their answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Problems with spinal reconnects? See subject. Better yet: Clone the body of the subject, lift the old brain out of the old body, put it into the newer clone and voila: Immortality is possible.

    1. Re:Stem cells are their answer by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      No. The human brain is not made to last.

      http://cercor.oxfordjournals.o...

      Even with VERY mature stem cell based regenerative medicine, there is going to be problems with the buildup of neurotoxic metabolites within the brain over time, This is essentially what alzheimer's disease is (but the jury is still out on weather the creation of amyloid beta plaques and/or tau tangles is causal or symptomatic.)

      http://www.sciencedirect.com/s...
      http://www.sciencedirect.com/s...

      The brain does not seem to have a very good elimination system for the purging of toxic metabolic biproducts, which causes slow, cumulative damage over time.

      You are going to have to do some rather invasive interventions with genetically engineered glial cells and other neural progenitor cells to prop up human brains if you intend to have biological immortality.

    2. Re:Stem cells are their answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but the jury is still out on weather the creation"

      Yikes, you must have a lot of these "neurotoxic metabolites" already.

  19. ob.Heinlein by Alrescha · · Score: 2

    Please read "I Will Fear No Evil" to see how all this turns out.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    A.

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  20. More of a body transplant really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Its not like the entity that you are is going to go get a new head.

  21. It's a body transplant, not a head transplant... by patniemeyer · · Score: 5, Informative

    The first thing they need to do is start calling it a body transplant, not a head transplant. The living person got a new body, the dead person did not get a new head.

    Pat

  22. Re:Too much. by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sitting in front of an electrical box that sends out signals to billions of people everyday is also against the "laws of nature."

    Please live up to your own lame excuse for why this shouldn't be and stop sitting in front of that box.

    Actually, computers and the internet, etc. do follow the laws of nature, quite well. Technically speaking, everything we do follows the law of nature, otherwise it would be miraculous. That said, it still doesn't address the morality of the issue.

  23. Re:Too much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Morality is part of nature as well, otherwise it would be divine. What is the morality of putting a broken limb in a cast?

  24. Already Happening... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My last boss had his head transplanted up an anus.

  25. tax deduction by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    if I add a second head as a new dependent?

    offtopic: I do like the menu moving to the top of the page but think you still need to provide a little more border on the LHS.

  26. OR-gan-leg-gers OR-gan-leg-gers... by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 2

    Well, heck. Now that we've mastered that pesky matter of grafting severed spinal cords, surely the optic nerve and other lesser bundles should be a piece of cake. So why not just do a brain transplant?

    Anubis? Is that you?

    1. Re:OR-gan-leg-gers OR-gan-leg-gers... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      Uh, if you're transplanting the entire head, the optic nerves should already be intact. Just sayin'...

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    2. Re:OR-gan-leg-gers OR-gan-leg-gers... by Theovon · · Score: 2

      What if you don't like your head? Ugly people could have their brains transplanted into pretty people. Think of the potential for sex changes too! Then just as there's a market for stealing kidneys, there will arise a market for stealing whole bodies. You don't have to steal a rich person's digital identity. You can steal their WHOLE LIFE. Mind you, you'd have to study up really hard on every detail of their life and even learn to imitate their accent and speach patterns exactly, so their friends don't catch on. And then, with everyone knowing about the potential for this kind of identity theft, imagine someone undergoes a personality change due to illness -- everyone will assume their brain was replaced by an imposter, because most people are fucking clueless about mental illness.

  27. cruel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope someday some other scientist use these scientists for the same experiment. Sever their heads, reconnect them onto the others' body, and let them feel the extreme pain and suffering that they put animals through in their experimentations before they die because the experiment failed. Animal experimentation is disgustingly cruel and I go out of my way to buy products that specifically say they did no animal experimentation whenever possible.

    1. Re:cruel by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      There will probably be some pain where the head is cut off, and not having a functional body is not fun, however how will the body feels pain is a much more complex question. Perhaps the pain will be unbearable, perhaps the new body will be incapable of feeling pain at all. Weird sensation are to be expected but will it be painful ?
      A lot of research is being done about pain, and maybe one day, this research will also benefit animals. Genetically modifying lab animals so that don't feel pain maybe. Some people don't feel pain at all, and others are literally fearless, these are dangerous medical conditions but these are clearly useful traits in some situations.
      But for now, "cruel" animal testing is a necessity if we want medicine to advance and make further testing less painful... Unless we bring back Josef Mengele.

  28. Re:Too much. by B33rNinj4 · · Score: 2

    Mary Shelley tried to warn us of this a long time ago.

    No, she did not. Also, Nostradamus didn't predict Hitler or the September 11th attacks. As for the ethics of the issue, that's a tough one. I agree with you that there "may" be a black market for this, eventually. This isn't like getting a gunshot wound treated at a back-alley clinic. With proper regulations, it can be controlled in a safe, ethical manner.

  29. Life Extension? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a pretty foolproof way of extending life. Many many people start degrading in their mind well before actually body failure, but there are 100 yos with decent faculties. And a better working body would help with many brain problems.

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  30. Leg, Arm? by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

    What I don't understand is why do people without legs and arms get leg/arm transplants (how about bone transplants)? It seems that we would need to master that before we start attaching heads.

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    1. Re:Leg, Arm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is actually progress on hands, also faces. But yeah, it would be nice for these to be robust before we do heads.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_transplantation

  31. Re:It's a body transplant, not a head transplant.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think you're being wrong-headed about this. Time for a transplant!

  32. Building Robocops might be easier by ITRambo · · Score: 1

    Why transplant a head when Robocops would be so much cooler and more likely to do within the next century. Two years to successfully transplant a head? That sounds absurd. Give the man his meds please.

  33. Re:Too much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To keep the limb stabilized until the bone grows back together, like nature intended. If you're going to call medicine immoral you should go after transplants.

  34. Re:It's a body transplant, not a head transplant.. by Convector · · Score: 2

    NIXON'S BACK!

  35. Proof this guy is crazy by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    TLDR: Skip to the last paragraph for the best part. I didn't find it until I wrote all this up.

    Since this is the 2nd Slashdot summary talking about this seemingly wacky procedure, I I decided to look into him a bit. Unfortunately the hard transplant stuff is 99.99% of what the search results return. He even gave a TED talk on the topic of human consciousness. It is possible this guy is just trolling to sell his recent philosophy book since he left his job as a neurosurgeon.

    Dr Canavero believes that the brain does not generate consciousness, but only filters it. His goal is to open the filter and see what lies beyond.

    Perhaps the fields of neurosurgery and chiropractic draw people who have a fascination with human consciousness, like how some chiropractors think that they can cure any disease by cracking your back?

    He claims to be part of the "Turin Advanced Neuromodulation Group" which is "a Think Tank for the advancement of neuromodulation." It looks like that group is just him, and perhaps one colleage named "Vincenzo Bonicalzi MD" who co-authored a book with him in 2007. Together they wrote "Central Pain Syndrome: Pathophysiology, Diagnosis and Management" But in 2014 Dr Canavero self published "Immortal: Why CONSCIOUSNESS is NOT in the BRAIN". If you read the summary, it looks like your metaphysical philosophy.

    The best part: Doctor Canavero and his "group" believe that through a combination of electrical stimulation and head transplants that he can create a society of perfect immortal beings.

    1. Re:Proof this guy is crazy by robiso22 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like futurama. We saw how well nixon turned out in there.

    2. Re:Proof this guy is crazy by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

      I don't believe there's anything wrong with the idea. But it's just an idea, it's not a theory, nor is it anything you can test just yet. I have a similar idea, but it's not anything I can ever be certain of or claim as true, much less anything worth writing a book about. That would be called a religion, and as an agnostic, I automatically avoid doing such things anyway.

      The idea doesn't make him crazy, what does is his confidence in an idea that is not a theory and cannot be tested. That's magical thinking.

      Somewhat related: Newton's Flaming Laser Sword

  36. strange futuristic creatures by kybred · · Score: 1

    Like something with the body of a crab and the head of a Social Worker?

    Sleeper

  37. Re:Too much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So... can I have your body if you're done with it?

  38. FIrst step toward feasible long term space travel? by technomom · · Score: 1

    If you think about it, if we can eventually place the brain in a container that can withstand the vacuum of space and harsh climates on other planets, we could solve some of the logistics of traveling to Mars and beyond.

    So as crazy as this sounds, it could be a first step toward practical space travel.

  39. This is WONDERFUL! by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

    Hey, this is great, for multiple reasons:

    Trouble losing weight? Nooooo problem anymore!

    Trying to sell black market organs? Forget all that nasty slicing and dicing; just grab the entire bag instead.

    Lawsuit deniability: *I* didn't hold that gun on the bank teller. The hand in that body did. (probably only works for the first few lawsuits though.)

    I guess they use Futurarama's Head-in-a-Jar while they're swapping heads?

    Gives a whole new worry in the bar scene, though: "Hey girl, you've got a GREAT body." She frowns and squints back: "Why do you say that?"

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  40. The Head of Vecna by Translation+Error · · Score: 2

    Well, I can't think of a better opportunity to revisit the classic roleplaying tale of The Head of Vecna.

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  41. Need nanobots first by Theovon · · Score: 2

    Your comment is probably the most insightful here.

    Even with extreme optimism about neurplasticity and nerve cells sliced in the middle (not separated at the synapses but chopped like a stalk of celery) deciding to attach to other sliced neurons, the idea of taking one spinal cord and gluing it to another spinal cord and having ANYTHING line up right seems absurd to me. Talk about a registration problem! I suspect the only way to do it would be to be to perform microscopic surgery where tiny machines connect neurons one-by-one. Of course, even if we had that technology, there's a whole other problem of knowing which ones to connect to which, which probably doesn't have a real solution as you pointed out.

    1. Re:Need nanobots first by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      thanks.,

      "Doctor, doctor, when I raise my arm I shit myself."

      "Ah, that'll be because we got a couple of the nerves mixed up in your head transplant. What happens when you wiggle your toes?"

    2. Re:Need nanobots first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smaller nerves have been successfully transplanted before. I read about this man who got transplanted arms from a dead guy, after destroying his own in an accident. In the beginning, he could move them clumsily (ligaments attached) but he couldn't feel a thing. But the nerves grew in, and he actually got feeling (touch, heath) in the arms that was not his own!

      A spinal cord is more complicated - obviously. I guess it will take a long time, but I see no reason why they shouldn't be able to do it eventually. May have to take microsurgery to new levels first though.

    3. Re:Need nanobots first by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      A spinal cord is more complicated - obviously.

      Spinal nerves are a completely different beast than peripheral nerves. The latter do regrow on their own, slowly. The former don't.

  42. What blows my mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I wonder about the average slashdotter.

    Put up a 3D printing story and the collective orgasm can be seen from another galaxy. It's a game changer, it's the future, we're all Luddites, it's like Star Trek.

    Talk about Mars One and most of you are rolling up your Elon Musk posters and packing your suitcases.

    Never mind the science, reality, or physical limits.

    But put up any story about biology, or anything that could help sick people or *gasp* extend our lifespan, and you all turn into the most skeptical scientists ever. You know all the studies, all the papers, all the journals, you suddenly believe in all kinds of limits.

    I wonder, if you had grown up watching sci-fi about long-lived humans instead of sci-fi about spaceships, would your opinions be different? Or are you really as rational as you think.

    1. Re:What blows my mind by Hartree · · Score: 1

      It stems from a very general human response to want those they don't like to die. Even if it means those they love die sooner.

      Whenever this subject comes up, there always seem to be comments like: "We can't let this $group-of-bastards escape death!"

      That, of course, ignores that $group-of-bastards is usually a small minority compared to the larger number of people who would benefit.

      This very argument was made when our now fairly common transplant surgeries were first attempted.

  43. Whats the value proposition here? by DarkOx · · Score: 2

    I know brain injuries for events like near downing occasional leave bodies that can recover to health but the brain so damaged they will never escape a vegetative state. Certainly other brain injuries due to head knocks etc can have similar results.

    How many of these bodies are really available? Hollywood would have us believe quite a lot but I am not sure that is the case.

    That said how many of these potential donators are really out there ethically speaking? The body deteriorates when we are talking about a persistent vegetative state requiring feeding tubes and ventilators and such. Can we, will we in the foreseeable future be able to better identify when the patients brain won't recover. Right now there is already a financial incentive to pull the plug. What will happen to these patients who can't speak for themselves when those making decisions for them are under pressure to give their body to someone else? Will these lead to prematurely giving up on some folks?

    Seems like there should be some lower hanging fruit to go after in terms of modern medicine than head swaps. In fact just focusing reconnecting the sever spinal cord in the same monkey without adding the additional trauma and unknowns associated with the rest of the head swap would probably do more to help the disabled, which I am sure far out number the persistently comatose.

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    1. Re:Whats the value proposition here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many of these bodies are really available?

      Surely those saved by the transplants from the body are all thanking in unison when the organs and tissue are not deprived from them to benefit a single individual only.

  44. Waitaminute by wiredog · · Score: 1

    I think I've seen this movie before. It doesn't end well.

    1. Re:Waitaminute by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      I think I prefer Steve Martin's The Man wth Two Brains.

  45. Re:It's a body transplant, not a head transplant.. by burtosis · · Score: 1

    The first thing they need to do is start calling it a body transplant, not a head transplant. The living person got a new body, the dead person did not get a new head.

    Pat

    Reminds me of George Carlins' near miss routine.

  46. Re:Too much. by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 2

    Yes but I have to warn you, it seems resistant to sex.

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  47. "superstars" really can have those 20yo bodys: by Hartree · · Score: 1

    You mean Jagger will "Move like Jagger" again?

    (And, I'm having a Freejack flashback. Vacendak wants his new body too.)

  48. Re:Too much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *too busy going after abortions*

  49. Re:Too much. by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

    I think he just wants someone to allow him to swap heads around on Monkey's to see what happens, I hope nobody encourages him.

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  50. Re:Too much. by Wootery · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It goes against all the laws of nature

    If you mean to say I personally don't like the idea then just come out and say it. Don't waste our time with the 'laws of nature' garbage.

  51. Remarkable advancement in science and medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I get a body with a big penis? Something like what this guy has would be great thanks: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandingo_%28pornographic_actor%29

    1. Re:Remarkable advancement in science and medicine by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Can I get a body with a big penis? Something like what this guy has would be great thanks: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      No problem - thank you for volunteering to be the first human to have your head transplanted onto a dolphin.

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  52. Just in time! by Idou · · Score: 1

    I could use a new head.

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  53. Obligatory "Young Frankenstein" reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dr. Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
    Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
    Dr. Frankenstein: Exactly.
    Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
    Dr. Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

  54. Re:It's a body transplant, not a head transplant.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately it is not popular to read science fiction. If it was, people would have a way better understanding of what and who a person is.
    If you take two bodies and swap the brains, who the person is is defined by the brain.
    Likewise, if the brain is incompatible with the body (Like the case with transsexuals.) then it is the body that is wrong, not the brain.

  55. Freejack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "All you have is Emilio Estevez for a transplant? Well, OK. But please, god, let's put an end to his acting."

    "Oh, it's over already? Good."

    1. Re:Freejack by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Not a fan of the mighty ducks trilogy? :)

      How his brother Charlie ever became a star is a bigger mystery.

  56. Forget stealing organs by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    Steel the entire body. Instead of waking up in a bathtub full of ice with your kidney gone, wake up (or not) with you body gone! Maybe that is what ISIS is actually doing, hmmm...

  57. Futurama did it by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

    Richard Nixon almost won an election with Bender's body.

    1. Re:Futurama did it by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

      Mod this "Arooooo!" I'm meeting you half way, you stupid hippies!

  58. Can I have a female body? by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    I'd never leave the house!

    Don't bother giving me toys for Christmas; I'd already have something to play with.

  59. Glorified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This transplant sounds like one of those old cartoons where someone got their head chopped off and they just glued both sides and slapped it back together. Yes it would be very intricate work reattaching all of the muscles and veins but in effect they're just mashing the spinal cord ends together and saturating them in compounds that might make them merge. Even if the spinal cord did merge the recovery would be a nightmare as the body would have to learn a completely new set of connections, a connection that might have once controlled a few muscles in their arm might now be connected some skin temperature/pressure senses. Trying to move ones toe would now result in a wholly uncoordinated set of actions spread throughout the body. Assuming that a person could even make the adjustment it would take years and even then they would never be back to 100%. I think the only effective way to do a head transplant would be with some form of nano robots that would determine what each nerve fiber did and then sever the connection and replace it with some kind of temporary coupling. After weeks or months eventually every nerve connection in the spinal cord would be mapped and replaced. A similar procedure would have to be done on the donor body. Before the transplant was done an adapter would have to be fashioned that would route the nerve impulses to the corresponding connection. Then the head could be removed from its original body, the spinal cord could be quickly attached to the donor body via the already installed adapter and then the procedure would progress much as it would here with muscle and blood vesicles being attached and a recovery period.

  60. Re:It's a body transplant, not a head transplant.. by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    ARRRUUUUUU!

  61. Re:It's a body transplant, not a head transplant.. by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    The Headless Body of Spiro Agnew likes this

  62. ISIS is half way scientific by X10 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean ISIS is doing science after all? Have we misjudged them? They can do half of this procedure, we just have to wait until they can do the other half.

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  63. I dunno...Abby Someone by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    Too many movie references pop into my head, from Young Frankenstein ("it's pronounced, "FRAW-ken-shteen") to Futurama. Do we really want ot give Richard Nixon's head a new body?

  64. Commercial rejuvenation by X10 · · Score: 1

    I see companies in the future that offer new bodies to old people. I would love to have a 20 year old body with my 60 year old head. I would dump my hubbie and find a younger one.

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  65. Let's try limbs first by chadkennedyonline · · Score: 1

    Can we even connect a limb in such a way that the person has full mobility and feeling in the limb? Pretty sure the answer is no. Probably should get that one down and working first.

  66. Re:It's a body transplant, not a head transplant.. by jez9999 · · Score: 1

    Depends which way you look at it. :-)

  67. Head transplants and spinal cord connections by Tennessee+Bear · · Score: 1

    This article says it was tried in the 70's, let not forget the work a Russian did in the late 40's and 50's. If you can move the head, why can they fix spinal cord injuries?

  68. crap from a pesudo-publication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'This "Journal" is one of aobut 1000 launched this year "internet only" Hardly the place top published much ground breaking work...

    Surgical Neurology International® is an open access, Internet-only journal

  69. Won't work by debatecoach · · Score: 1

    There can be only one...

  70. grammatical error or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "and the patient would be induced into a coma for several weeks to keep them from moving around"

    At first I was thinking it was a grammatical error to say "patient", and then "them" until I thought about it. It would be two people combined.

    Now, how do you select the candidates and secure proper permission? For the donor head, it might not be too hard. For the body it might be more difficult. Will China be offering complete donor bodies from executions?

  71. after all, they can't go anywhere by schlachter · · Score: 1

    yea, great idea, it's not like they can run! bwahahaa..

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  72. Hawking by phorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I recently read an article that was essentially "how could Steven Hawking have kids", and somebody with a similar condition basically stated that while you lose motor functions elsewhere, that particular part of the anatomy tends to work as it's part of the Parasympathetic nervous system

  73. Use a Small Head by hduff · · Score: 1

    Because a little head never hurt anyone.

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  74. Futurama Here We Come! by mschwanke97402 · · Score: 1

    Skip the body transplant, just plant my head in a jar and stick me on a shelf, a few tubes and wires and voila!

  75. they saved hitler's brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for this day to happen.

  76. Mod parent "misinformation" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Or, you know, you could be talking out of your ass.

    The reason the parasympathetic system control of the heart and digestion continues to function in a case of a transected spinal cord is that CN X doesn't run in the spinal column. Instead, it comes out and runs down the neck roughly along the path of the jugular vein.

    Far from being "local control", the root of CN X is in the medulla. The brainstem.

    Here, educate yourself rather than spreading misinformation: Vagus Nerve.

  77. Please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody tell Dick Cheney.

  78. I can't believe by jukk · · Score: 1

    this is slashdot. Here is my suggestion for future scientists. Why not connect a multiplexer of sorts (computer controlled) in between the head and the new body and then remap the nerve signals as required.

  79. Is it just me or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't this more of a *human-body* transplant?

  80. Use a Tri-Laser Connector. by RealGene · · Score: 1

    The starkest problem is that no one knows how to reconnect spinal nerves and make them work again

    "A child could do it" -- Leonard McCoy

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  81. The difference is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that the humans actively choose this, after having the potential risks and the likelihood of failure (and possible negative results of failure, though in some cases it might essentially be "you still can't move your legs, just like you couldn't before") thoroughly explained to them. I don't know any "medical ethicists" but in a more general context, some would even argue that is is more ethical to test on willing and fully-informed human subjects than to test on unwilling (and impossible to inform) animals. I wouldn't go quite that far; I think animal research (especially on higher mammals) shouldn't be taken lightly and should only be done sparingly, but I do think it's necessary and appropriate in many cases. At the same time I can see the potential for abuse if human subjects are ever used without proper vetting of treatments and potentially without adequate explanation (and comprehension) of the risks. Anyway, we already offer experimental drugs to terminally ill patients (and when companies try to withhold them due to concerns about safety and limited efficacy, people get all up in arms and throw a fit because you're "denying them potentially life-saving treatments"). Hearing about blind people with experimental brain implants and folks with seizure disorders also being used to test internal brain stimulation, etc, makes it sound like either you're totally wrong about "most medical ethicists" or plenty of doctors, researchers, and the subjects themselves don't give a damn what those ethicists say.

  82. Do you have to be same sex and race? by zawarski · · Score: 1

    Cause if not, I can finally live my dream ..

  83. Of course this can't move forward... by smithmc · · Score: 1

    ...until the cranial screwtop is invented.

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  84. Different sexes? by OldSport · · Score: 1

    Can you swap a male head onto a female body?

    The possibilities are endless...

  85. Just... NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some things you don't want to be possible. I think by the time this is technically possible it will be possible to also repair whatever damage has been done to the original persons body and not do something as inhuman as this.

  86. Re:FIrst step toward feasible long term space trav by swb · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure that a bodyless brain solves many problems that either long-term hibernation or virtual reality would solve better.

    I value human space exploration for reasons orthagonal to the hard science, but I think advancements in virtual reality are going to make it an even harder sell. I know that communications lag is something of a stumbling block for serious interactivity.

    But maybe with enough sensors and data streamed back some of the interactivity could be generated locally but with remotely gathered information. Maybe using some of this you could "act out' what you wanted the rover to do in VR with preliminary and interpolated data. The rover could then actually execute this autonomously and then if you went back and re-do what you acted out, enough specific data would have been generated that it would give you an extremely lifelike VR experience.

    I think of it sort of like the way Google Street View works now. You can drive up and down the street looking at houses, and you can zoom in and out and turn your head but nothing else. What if you could walk up to an item of interest in a yard in VR. With just the street view data, it would look bad (warped perspective, excessive zoom, etc). But if the system knew exactly what you were interested in, sent in a camera setup after to mirror your examantion of the yard item but in complete detail you could go back to that same street view scene and actually walk up to the item.

  87. Need new Body + new Brain by aberglas · · Score: 1

    Like many slash dotters, my body is tired and broken from to many years sitting in front of monitors. My brain is also old and tierd. So I'd like to transplant both please.

  88. use the spinal column as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when disconnecting the head, remove the spinal column as well, Both intact... move to the other body.

  89. Freejack by pebear · · Score: 1

    Once they get this down, what will keep us from having a situation kind of like the movie Free Jack? The whole time travel issue aside. Right now China and ISIS are harvesting organs for sale on the open market. Now they can just harvest the whole carcase in one shot. I could go and purchase the body of an 18 year old and have another go at life as a young guy?

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  90. Relevant reading by kmike · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P...
    "Scientific links" section contain a link to the film about similar experiments on the dogs in Soviet Union.

  91. Great News! by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

    I've always wanted a new head.

  92. Re:It's a body transplant, not a head transplant.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It depends on which part makes the decisions. In my case that'd be the penis so it'd be a head transplant.

  93. Re:Too much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    swap heads around on Monkey's

    Monkey's ..what? Besides, what have you against the man? I've met Mr. Monkey before. I found him a thoroughly pleasant character.