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Ask Slashdot: Dealing With User Resignation From an IT Perspective?

New submitter recaptcha writes Today one of my fellow workers has announced he has found another job and will be leaving our company in two weeks' time. This is all above board and there is no disgruntled employee scenario here; he is simply working through his notice period and finishing up some jobs. I have already set some fileserver folders to Read-Only for him and taken a backup of his mailbox in case he empties it on the last day. Which best practices do you follow that will prevent a resigning user from causing any damage (deliberately or not) in these last days of employment before his account is disabled?

279 comments

  1. Delete stuff. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Informative

    Get him to delete anything personal, because chances are his co-workers are going to be asking for access to his files and emails so they can continue whatever work he was in the middle of.

    1. Re:Delete stuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

    2. Re:Delete stuff. by dale.furno · · Score: 4, Funny

      Its working well for secretary clinton

    3. Re:Delete stuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But first make a backup of his computer/files. Because a lot of what people call "personal" isn't. And a lot of what isn't personal they think is unimportant.

    4. Re:Delete stuff. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And beyond this... if it's on the company computer, it's on the company's time, and is the company's business. A lot of people forget this and use company systems for personal stuff, but it's still company data, and has been proven to be so in court.

      So yeah; back up everything now, and then provide a sanitized version for others to look through as need arises.

      The truth is, even if there's something critical in the backup, it's likely that nobody will ever know its there and so have reason to go looking for it. But CYA is always important for IT.

    5. Re:Delete stuff. by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone aside from himself need access to his emails? If someone needed to see them, they would have been CCed on them.

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    6. Re:Delete stuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone aside from himself need access to his emails? If someone needed to see them, they would have been CCed on them.

      Customers don't CC people when they place an order or report bugs or ask about something that may lead to a big sale later. Also, a lot of people didn't need any access to his mails as long as he was doing his job. But now, others will have to take over every unfinished task, and every prospective customer. So they need insight into everything he don't wrap up. Which, depending on the type of job (and type of company) could be a lot.

      Work mail isn't very personal. Use another account for the truly personal stuff.

    7. Re:Delete stuff. by grahamsz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've never had a particularly bad experience quitting jobs, and the more graceful employers have always left themselves in situations where they can call me up and ask if they need a particular file or piece of knowledge or hire me back on a short term basis to fix a problem.

      One employer early in my career even pointed out that my workstation was slated for recycling when I was done with it and let me take it home. Somehow security didn't bat an eyelid when I signed that out and simultaneously handed over my termination documents and badge.

    8. Re:Delete stuff. by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Customers don't CC people when they place an order or report bugs or ask about something that may lead to a big sale later.

      Shouldn't this stuff be notated via an actual ticketing system for bugs, or a customer contact management system that everyone has access to, instead of the employee's own email?

    9. Re:Delete stuff. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > ... if it's on the company computer, it's on the company's time

      So when I fired up my work laptop at 11 pm to watch a movie on amazon prime while I played videos on my desktop, you are saying that is company time which I should be compensated for? Pretty sure the company would tend to disagree on that, maybe I should ask if they want me to add those hours to my timesheet?

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    10. Re:Delete stuff. by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Actually you should be compensating them for use of the laptop for non-business purposes. Now, granted most sane companies have it built into the contract to allow off time usage to a point.

      But if you get the laptop infected with a virus on your personal time usage...do you compensate them for their work to clean it?

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    11. Re:Delete stuff. by KeithJM · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm assuming he put that line about company time together because it rhymed nicely. But if you're using a work computer for personal stuff, even off-hours, expect your company to know about it. Most of the time that's probably fine. But if there is ever a need for your company to examine your laptop and they find cached images from objectionable late night searches, downloaded movies or music or anything of that nature, you might have to talk to HR to explain it. If those images are of children in compromising positions or something like that, your company will turn "your" laptop over to the police and fire you. Don't kid yourself that using company hardware outside of work hours means your company doesn't feel responsible for what you do.

      Likewise, if you resign, it's not your IT department's job to make sure your former teammates don't find out about your "My Little Pony" fan club. If you want to keep that secret from your work, don't use work hardware to do it.

    12. Re:Delete stuff. by EddieBurkett · · Score: 1

      You're not wrong, but that assumes users and clients are following communications protocol 100%.

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    13. Re:Delete stuff. by skids · · Score: 1

      Usually to figure out all the little jobs the guy was doing that everyone else wasn't even aware had to be done, and B2B contact points. Debriefings are only partially effective.

      Anyway as to the OP, block access to freecycle now so he can't give away his couch. Then you can have it.

    14. Re:Delete stuff. by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      You're wrong.

      I'm allowed to use my company laptop, on company time for personal use. That personal data is not company data, and never will be.

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    15. Re:Delete stuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What work? If it gets past the antivirus, just claim the system is not in a known good state, PXE boot and select your workflow, punch in a hostname, and leave the system to sort itself out while it reimages.
       
      I've got 1,975 users where I work, and a team of three IT guys and girls. If you have work documents, they're available on the servers, cloud, whatever. If it's personal, on company property, back it up yourself.
       
      If you're not doing this, or something like it, you're just not doing it right.

    16. Re:Delete stuff. by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      Running a program isn't work.

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    17. Re:Delete stuff. by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      No. Prospective customers are not dealing with only one guy at the company, and if they are he can pass on details before he leaves.

      No need to peek through his email.

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    18. Re:Delete stuff. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      You summed this up nicely -- including my propensity to use closely matched mnemonic clauses :) I almost switched from "on the company time" to "the company's business" but it sounded clunky, and I figured everyone already knew what I was talking about and just needed a friendly reminder.

      Obviously at least one person needed it spelled out in more detail :)

    19. Re:Delete stuff. by Oligonicella · · Score: 2

      "just claim" Lying kinda goes with the territory of not having respect for their gear, doesn't it?

    20. Re: Delete stuff. by realxmp · · Score: 1

      Bad advice if you're in the UK. The lawful business regulations secondary legislation for the regulation of investigatory powers act make it clear that if you have reason to believe an email is personal rather than business or discover in the course of looking at it then it is protected by the act. Being criminal law this isn't something you can waive away by contract. The flip side being that a surprising number of uk agencies can demand access to anyone's emails in performance of an investigation.

    21. Re:Delete stuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would anyone aside from himself need access to his emails? If someone needed to see them, they would have been CCed on them.

      Not necessarily. I've seen the following scenarios time and again over my decades in the industry...

      Current emails: A lot of employees use their Inbox as a to-do list. They will email themselves things that they later turn into Notes, Calendar appointments and actual To-do items. There will often be lots of useful corporate knowledge locked up in an individual user's mailbox that, for whatever reason, they have not shared with other employees.

      Future emails: A lot of employees receive emails from automated systems. Think monitoring, fault reporting, certificate renewals, etc. Being able to view incoming emails for that account, or redirecting them to a shared infrastructure account, is often a prudent thing to do.

    22. Re:Delete stuff. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Running a program isn't work.

      Yes, it is. Or at least it can be.

      As a programmer, often running a program IS work, and what I'm getting paid for.

      And if I write a script to update the database this way, and it runs all night, then that's my work that's being done. Of course, I'm not charging by the hour. But still. If I wrote it, and it's running, that's my work. That's what computers are for, and why people are paid to program them.

      And if, for any reason, I have to sit there and watch it run (which does occur, for various reasons not necessarily related to the code) then it most definitely is work. For example: sometimes it's not possible or practical to do THIS until THAT finishes running.

    23. Re:Delete stuff. by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Get him to delete anything personal, because chances are his co-workers are going to be asking for access to his files and emails so they can continue whatever work he was in the middle of.

      No.... IT should have a backup of company computers he has access to, and they should be kept.

      Anything deleted, to be done with management approval. Now is not the time to go around willy nilly deleting things.

      I realize co-workers are indeed going to be asking for access to files and e-mails. The "personal files" issue, is one of the reasons co-workers should not be given blanket access to his or her files.

      If the file was pertinent to the team's work, then it should have been in a shared location, unless it was a private draft they were working on but had not published out yet.

      If they didn't need to be shared when (s)he was working, they shouldn't need to be shared when (s)he leaves.

      In order to protect the company; management should be reviewing things before deciding if co-workers get to see it.

    24. Re: Delete stuff. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I think you've just proven that it's good advice in the UK too -- because if the email is personal rather than business, you will be in a lot of trouble via the privacy act if you let those personal emails fall into the hands of the co-workers of the individual who left. So you MUST back up everything (without looking at it to see what's personal and what isn't) and MUST then clear out all the personal email before allowing other co-workers to look at the archive. Failure to do either is a criminal offense in the UK.

    25. Re:Delete stuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not forget about all those "registered accounts" at software vendors for software subscriptions.
      I am receiving an email every year to renew "free" subscription because they cannot change email address.

    26. Re: Delete stuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was watching a movie while playing a game. Take your trolling elsewhere

    27. Re: Delete stuff. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      He was watching a movie while playing a game. Take your trolling elsewhere

      That was way up the thread. I was replying to a general comment to the effect of "running a program isn't work". There was nothing suggesting that comment was in the context of playing a game or watching a movie.

    28. Re:Delete stuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is for the computer.

      Wear & tear on the battery, screen, SSD, and other components.

    29. Re:Delete stuff. by davester666 · · Score: 1

      It's a work computer. Nothing on it is "personal".

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    30. Re:Delete stuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you escort him off the company grounds, agree that he can come back after hours and retrieve personal items.

      You would be highly foolish to allow an employee who just quit to stay on site with access to ANYTHING.
      all knowledge transfer can occur remotely

    31. Re:Delete stuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Best practice is to beg him to take you with him. Get out before you find yourself 10 years from now a broken shell of your former self. Take him out drinking and post pictures of you and him at the tittie bar on your company linkedin account. Trust me, it'll be a blast, and you'll not have to suffer dicking around with a mail server as your hopes and dreams dissolve before your eyes as a result of some liberal obama pipe dream.

    32. Re:Delete stuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't in a known good state.

    33. Re:Delete stuff. by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      There are a couple of documents on my work computer, relevant to my work, that are licensed to me personally. Anyone else accessing them is violating the license. I'd say those are personal, although work-related.

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    34. Re:Delete stuff. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      claiming something doesn't make it false -- in this case it would be true.

      However, the gear isn't theirs -- as I originally pointed out, it's the company's, which is why it is being respected as the company's gear, and is being reimaged to be in compliance with company policy.

      However, this doesn't work as well with BYOD, which is increasingly common. In those cases, you need other ways of fencing off company data from personal data.

    35. Re: Delete stuff. by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Take your trolling elsewhere

      I think we already know who the troll is here.

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    36. Re:Delete stuff. by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      You might have a point in some border case exceptions.

      In the specific case of cleaning a virus, running a cleaner program or AV software most definitely isn't work. You let it run, and do whatever you want until it finishes, and then deal with what it finds.There is certainly no requirement for you to watch it.

      And no. A program you coded running all night is not your work, or even you working.

      Your work finished after the program successfully compiled, unless you have to debug, troubleshoot or whatever. If it is just running, then that isn't work. For cases where you do have to monitor a running program and perhaps troubleshoot, sure that's work.

      Simply running a program is not by itself work however.

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  2. Why not let him know what to do by misosoup7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If he is not a disgruntled worker just work with him to set up expectations from the IT side of things. Do you expect him to turn his computer in? When? Should he delete files off? Yes/No? I think most people would be happy to work though an exit checklist and it would make you seem really organized. But if the employee has it in for you, then you may want to do more than that. But it looks like you've already made back ups of things that you think may be important. In any case, I would formulate a standard policy for people leaving the firm. So that they have clear expectations on what needs to be done on the IT side of things.

    1. Re:Why not let him know what to do by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If he wanted to screw with stuff, the seeds are already planted and will go off after he's gone. And if he hasn't wanted to screw up stuff, don't give him a reason to regret that decision by treating him in a dick way.

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    2. Re:Why not let him know what to do by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      If an employee has it in for you they'd be a damn fool to announce their resignation before they'd done anything.

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    3. Re:Why not let him know what to do by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      Do you really think a disgruntled employee that has found another job wouldn't possibly wreak any havoc day's/hours/mins before he turns in his two week notice?

      if you think he is going to wait till after he turns in his notice your are just naive..

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    4. Re:Why not let him know what to do by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2

      Moreover, from past experience, there are a significant number of people that resign and provide "proper" notice that have plans to compete against said former employer. The really maniacal ones start about a year before they leave, and shift communications to personal email addresses and phone numbers, and in innocuously start using a Box account for confidential information.

      They have also likely copied everything off the servers they might want in the future.

      Pretty much everyone that quits feels like they have been wronged by their employer, and their new employer will make everything right.

      A prudent approach though is to ensure logging of all activity, in case things do come down to a lawsuit. I don't think that level of logging is ethical for active employees, but having the ability to do it is very useful.

      The other thing that should be considered is a reviewer of any outgoing emails.

    5. Re:Why not let him know what to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't really tell who is disgruntled. A long time ago at one of my first jobs, just did several things that annoyed me (including making me buy my unix box to do their development work on). After I decided to quit, I became the ideal employee. Even bought a map for the boss so we could show our software installations. I waited until the boss left for a 2 week trip...and then I quit. I didn't do anything to sabotage their work, other than being the lead programmer and quitting when it would hurt the most.

      My point is, I was disgruntled enough to quit, but I never let on until I gave my notice.

    6. Re:Why not let him know what to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a management issue. The best thing to do when any employee gives notice is to immediately pay them for their final two weeks, plus any severance, and send them on their way. This helps to avoid any departing employee issues, such as lack of motivation, maliciousness or post employment smearing.

      The ex-employee gets a nice, fully paid two week vacation before they begin their new job and the company gets peace of mind.

    7. Re: Why not let him know what to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sociopath.

    8. Re:Why not let him know what to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If he wanted to screw with stuff, the seeds are already planted and will go off after he's gone. And if he hasn't wanted to screw up stuff, don't give him a reason to regret that decision by treating him in a dick way.

      This. I was given the option on a Tuesday at my last job - either I'm gone Friday, or if I agree I can spend the next 5 weeks paid documenting things and "training people" (who, 2 weeks later, turned into "my replacements" - me and a coworker both got laid off, we both took the 5 extra weeks - basically they laid off the two highest paid and hired in two people for less money).

      I "sabotaged" nothing, documented what I could and held training sessions for the people the boss gave me as people to train. It's what's called "being professional", even in the face of being laid off. Even one of the people they brought to replace us said "I don't get it, you know all this stuff (heck we *built* most of it), why are they hiring us to replace you?"... (obviously the answer was "money"). They're apparently still dealing with problems with things that have popped up that nobody knows enough about, or 'migrations' to new servers that are having issues... that more than likely with almost a decade of working with them I'd have figured out by now, but c'est la vie. Experience costs, and a lot of what I learned about things was 'trial by fire', I always used to say that troubleshooting is a skill that's not necessarily "documentable" because every time it's different, and the more you know about how something works 'under the hood' the easier it gets.

    9. Re:Why not let him know what to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should stop working for companies where every employee that leaves feels that the company has wronged them, and maybe you should not engage in questionably ethical activities for that employer. If you did that, though, you might have to change your name from aaarrrggggh to aaaaaahhhhh.

    10. Re:Why not let him know what to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is why UK employment law is so much better than US. A company cannot, under UK law, fire you for no reason other than to replace you with someone cheaper. They can make your job redundant and terminate your employment. That's fine, if the job role is no longer needed by the company, but they can't then turn around the next day and bring someone in to do your old job.

    11. Re:Why not let him know what to do by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      For what it is worth, I am the employer.

      I have had about 12 people resign in the past year. 3 Joined up to start a new company, 3 went to work for one competitor, 2 sought better pay, 2 had similar issues to pay (commute), and the remaining two made quality of life moves.

      While only the three were real assholes about it, all twelve were technically disgruntled.

      For the record, as a "nerd," I fully understand how to completely invade the privacy of my employees. I consider those actions unethical. They are entitled to be disgruntled, and I need to understand when they are unhappy and do my best to address it. Reality is that people that have a honest need to change, but value their employment handle things differently. They communicate well in advance of two weeks notice, and they provide options for both parties. They are not afraid of being treated like outsiders; they are still invested in mutual success.

    12. Re:Why not let him know what to do by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      Except if you immediately remove one who gives notice, that is _exactly_ identical to having an employee quit without notice, which is one of the things disgruntled employees can do to cause as much pain as possible (see posts above).
      I think it depends on the employee and what they do.

      People who give notice tend to be more trustworthy and responsible than those who do not give notice.

    13. Re:Why not let him know what to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many employees quit without giving notice and it's something that companies expect will happen. After all, companies rarely give notice before they lay off or fire people. It goes both ways and every employer knows it. It's not like any single position is so crucial that well-run companies cannot have others fill-in until a replacement can be procured.

      In my 21 year employment history, I have only ever given notice once and that was only because the CEO was a friend of mine. Conversely, I have only ever received notice for a lay off once because the CEO there was also a friend. Employment is at will and all parties know this before even entering into a working arrangement.

      People who give notice tend to be more trustworthy and responsible than those who do not give notice.

      Proof? I've known plenty of people who left companies without notice who are trustworthy and responsible. This is business we're talking about, not personal relationships. I would even say that leaving a job without notice for a better job makes a person more responsible because they can provide more for their families sooner.

  3. Google Apps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We use Google Apps, and a lot of our people create google docs to share with each other. In the past (not 100% certain if this is currently the case), when we have deleted a former employee's google apps account, their docs (of course) got deleted with it. Whoops!

    1. Re:Google Apps by Holi · · Score: 2

      Google Apps gives you the option of moving the files to another user upon deletion.

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  4. Why? by ledow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You have fucking backups right?

    What's he going to remove from your access that's critical to you, under that scenario?

    Don't bother with all that shit, and if you think he may do something malicious (e.g. send out inappropriate emails, steal the customer database, etc.) then shut him off now and pay him to "work" his last few days out at home.

    But putting fileservers on read-only in case he does damage? That just tells me that you have no concept of data resiliency anyway.

    1. Re:Why? by sanf780 · · Score: 1

      It looks like the OP is in a bad situation anyhow. If a single person can take down a company - beware what an unsolicited virus/malware can do! Where I work, people work as usual until he/she leaves the job. If any problem arises (sabotaging the company, copying over trade secrets, etc), we call the lawyers.

    2. Re:Why? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      then shut him off now and pay him to "work" his last few days out at home.

      Actually, I think that's a good idea anyway, coupled wioth switching off any of his computers: it answers the question of precisely how much the shit will hit the fan when he leaves. It will reveal if there's anything unexpected which is dependent on him which no one has realised, like some cron job running on his machine which does something unexpectedly important and etc.

      If it's not the kind of ortanisation where things like that can happen (e.g. more on the research end of R&D), then there's not much to do.

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    3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your comment would have been much more meaningful if you had been able to attempt to express yourself without the expletives. While I mostly agree with the content of your post, it loses credibility since you couldn't get a couple of sentences out without cursing. I am sure you are an intelligent person, but the expletives counter that idea.

    4. Re:Why? by nucrash · · Score: 1

      This!

      Even in IT, I have a backup of all email files, and daily backups. Sadly, if I leave, we will have issues. I do control the backups, but so much data has been moved to tape that recovery is possible, even after a lengthy period of time.

      User accounts are expected to expire when they expire and there are secondary administrator accounts that set off any IPS flags if they are used. Key administrative accounts are to be controlled anyway and unless you are talking about senior IT, they should have full access anyway.

      Mostly this is the same commonsense that you should expect with any user.

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    5. Re:Why? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Malware isn't as targeted as an individual, although I've seen financial records damaged and personal e-mails disseminated by malware. My stint at various companies, contractors, government positions, and private sector jobs has given me a lot of exposure to shit that goes wrong. Even when I had little technical power, I slowly identified ways to leverage the small access I needed, and to gain higher access; access control is idyllic, and information often leaks around a lot due to the need for certain things to be available.

      I used to administrate IDS systems and approve firewall requests. In this capacity, I had no ability to do any real damage: every system I interfaced with was handled by an agent, either to install my hardware, to set my network routes, to configure the firewalls, to route span traffic to me, or to shut off ports when I discovered dangerous behavior on the network. I could damage our IDS, but nothing else. By contrast, those administrators each had a massive amount of power: they could sniff network traffic, route it for man-in-the-middle attacks, leak any information they wanted; even I was able to regularly extract administrative network passwords from our traffic, since our IDS ran decryption through our internal certificates and showed me raw attack traffic. I couldn't see your personal gmail account, but I could see the plaintext of your ssh connection to a CISCO switch.

      I do work in network security; most mundanes who dabble figure that security is this rock-hard wall of protection, or it's wrong. They often forget the definition of information security, which includes confidentiality, integrity, and accessibility; it is the accessibility that people most forget, demanding confidentiality and integrity while refusing to sacrifice either where accessibility is impacted unacceptably. In my example with the IDS, the IDS must decrypt traffic to search for attacks which may compromise confidentiality or integrity, yet it also reveals passwords to a small group of people who may themselves compromise confidentiality or integrity by using these passwords; this is why HMAC was invented, but it is not always available within a protocol suite.

    6. Re:Why? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, and there are also key close-out tasks to cap off open projects to deliver to the next guy, or to transfer knowledge and move off responsibilities gracefully. Cutting off is a great strategy where the user is not unique, and a devastating one where he is training his replacement or in charge of things that rarely require attention; most often, it's somewhere in-between, and some careful decisions are required.

    7. Re:Why? by DaTrueDave · · Score: 1

      Your comment would have been much more meaningful if you had been able to attempt to express yourself without the expletives. While I mostly agree with the content of your post, it loses credibility since you couldn't get a couple of sentences out without cursing. I am sure you are an intelligent person, but the expletives counter that idea.

      I could hardly disagree more. Emphasizing a point with flavorful words is not an indication of less intelligence, or that the idea is less meaningful. There are certainly times and places where such emphasis is inappropriate, but an internet forum is not such a place.

    8. Re:Why? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hm good point.

      Might be best to have a hybrid strategy of some sort then. I, personally think it's dickish and stupid to freeze out an employee who resigns on good terms with the company: they're no less trustworthy after then before.

      So yeah, careful decisions are required. Probably best to play it by ear. It's almost certainly worth disabling his accounts and switching off his computers for at least one day just to see if anything breaks. They can always be re-enabled the next day.

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    9. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it seems almost everyone here forgets the most important part to start with.. hire folk you can trust... if you cant trust them, why did you hire them into a sensitive position?

    10. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Profanity is a crutch. His point is weak and would be much more apparently so without his choice of language, or so says his choice of language.

    11. Re:Why? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      If a single person can take down a company - beware what an unsolicited virus/malware can do!

      A disgruntled individual with knowledge of the company's business systems can do way more damage than generalized malware could.

      --
      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    12. Re:Why? by Venotar · · Score: 1
      "Play it by ear" sounds a lot to me like "let the chips fall where they may".
      Far better to spend some time:
      1. thinking through the repercussions;
      2. listing out the primary concerns;
      3. building a plan;
      4. communicating the plan, the concerns the plan is meant to address, AND the fact that those concerns are more important than the details of the plan.

      Then play any changes to the plan by ear, insuring the primary concerns are always... primary.

    13. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're on good terms, they're mote trustworthy/ They're quitting, so they aren't going to ahve to put up with the BS much longer. Does wonders for their agreeableness.

    14. Re:Why? by Damarkus13 · · Score: 1

      Your comment would have been much more meaningful if you had bothered to sign in and differentiate yourself from the rest of the ACs.

    15. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off, coward.

    16. Re:Why? by pr0fessor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We had a person like that, everyone thought she just walked around the office batting her eyelashes to get out of doing work. Then she got let go and all hell broke loose because nobody had any idea she was monitoring logs and jobs for all kind of things through out the enterprise everyday fixing stalled jobs etc... not on her workstation but still. She liked to ask me questions and had me check some of them when she would go on leave so I had an idea we were screwed.

    17. Re:Why? by pla · · Score: 1

      And also.. backing up his email in case he deletes his inbox/sentbox? Are you serious?

      Some industries have legally mandated retention periods, both in the minimum and maximum direction.

      That said, employees shouldn't have the ability to violate the corporate retention policy. You delete an email? Okay, you don't see it anymore, but it still lives on the server. You don't delete an email? Okay, but in three years, it vanishes automatically.

      And yes, you can play games such as forwarding it to yourself, printing it to PDF, yadda yadda yadda, but at least on the deletion side, your admins have no excuse for not having the server automatically enforce minimum required retention times.

    18. Re:Why? by hatemonger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Profanity is a crutch.

      Empty platitudes repeated by people who dislike profanity for the sake of feeling good about themselves. Profanity is one of many tools that people can use to express themselves, and it is completely unrelated the strength of the points being argued. The sun is fucking hot, the sky is damn blue, and shit like "profanity is the sign of a weak argument" is ignorant and fallacious.

    19. Re:Why? by brantondaveperson · · Score: 2

      But putting fileservers on read-only in case he does damage? That just tells me that you have no concept of data resiliency anyway.

      If I was working out my last couple of weeks, and IT put their fileservers on read-only for me just in case I decided to act like a dick, I would be deeply offended. And I would walk out of the building and not return.

    20. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      weak.

    21. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... the rest of the ACs.

      There is only 1.

    22. Re: Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You talk like a fag.

    23. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are called "Universal Standards", although not necessarily traceable to the NBS.

      "Hell" and "Fuck" are two of them: "it's hotter than hell, colder than hell, harder than hell, etc." or "it's fucking tiny", "too fucking long, did not read", and so on.

      YMMV

    24. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck, fuck, fuck, and yes I feel better now. Kinda like a good belch.

    25. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > That just tells me that you have no concept of data resiliency anyway.

      No it doesn't. It tells you they don't want to deal with putting the crap back when the user is gone.

    26. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Profanity is a crutch. Hundreds of people are beat to death with crutches every year! Don't be one of them.

    27. Re:Why? by ledow · · Score: 1

      Such that they annoy the user, prevent them doing useful work, and have to take action anyway, rather than - say - discretely copying the folder to another place. Or making a shadow copy at that time. Or having a rapid-backup to hand (we're not suggesting tape, I don't actually like tape, but at least a NAS or something which you can restore from in seconds IF the worst happens).

    28. Re:Why? by ledow · · Score: 2

      I consider use of profanity not to be an indicator of any of the following:

      Laziness
      Lack of intelligence
      Lack of articulation
      Lack of class.

      Because you can go out of your way to swear. You can swear and make a fool of yourself. And you can swear in sublimely perfect diction. In fact, some of the best writing and insults I've ever witnessed are exactly the latter. Call it the Stephen Fry syndrome.

      The indicator is: Is is JUST swearing and no content? Have I used expletives to bulk up an sentence otherwise devoid of meaning or insight? Or have I used them as a superlative that's informal, on an wildly informal forum, for exaggerated or comic effect?

      People who don't swear scare the shit out of me. Honestly. I've met a handful in my life and even the most prim and proper of ladies working in the most exclusive of establishments will resort to a curse in the right circumstances or if they feel the company is suitably informal and won't be offended.

      Those that don't swear use it as a personal crusade against the others, but it's such an easy target (precisely because everyone does it) that it means nothing and is usually a form of oneupmanship. "Look at me, I don't swear, aren't I perfect?" While I guarantee you that the upper-classes swear like troopers (most of them have served in the military and therefore are probably among the worst!). Prince Philip has a reputation for it, for fuck's sake.

      For reference, I work in an exclusive private school during the day. I am in an environment where it's impossible to swear because of the age of the children (hell, I get told off if I call them "students" rather than "pupils"!) and the prestige of the school. I guarantee you, to a man, every member of staff right up to the very top will eff and blind in the staffroom. No matter their background, no matter their upbringing and no matter their outward appearance. All are highly educated. Most are privately-educated themselves. Hell, the groundsman is a former pupil from 50 years ago that has a diction I can only emulate in jest. And you've never heard swearing such as that present in the staffroom, I assure you, and not aimed at anything (or anyone) in particular but used as superlative.

      Swearing is not some class-bound element of society, nor tied to the lack of an appropriate vocabulary except in the most extreme examples. It's a superlative, usually with plosive sounds which actually "feel" better than any more moderate alternative.

      "Gosh darn it" strips the sentence of every harsh syllable.
      "God damn it!" doesn't.

      The harsher the plosives and "k" sounds, the worst the swearword, for a reason - it "sounds" better. Did you know that swearing while holding your hand in freezing ice-cold water (or any pain experiment) actually increases your pain response? Mock-swearing doesn't. Your brain is able to tell the difference and is MORE satisfied and distracted if you're allowed to swear properly. It's a confirmed, physical, biological, neurological effect. Google Stephen Fry again if you need to witness it, along with Brian Blessed.

      Similarly, almost all swearing is tension relief coupled with plosives for superlative effect, and in some cultures (I'm British) is seen as a natural part of expression and even bonding. If I don't swear in front of you eventually, I'm being incredibly formal or harsh - and therefore impersonal. I'd be hard pressed to feel comfortable in an adult's presence that I couldn't swear in front of. Sure, we all do the gentle introduction rather than going straight for the c-word in front of a stranger but it's honestly nothing of import.

      So, to summarise, you're fucking wrong.

    29. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Profanity is a crutch.

      Empty platitudes repeated by people who dislike profanity for the sake of feeling good about themselves. Profanity is one of many tools that people can use to express themselves, and it is completely unrelated the strength of the points being argued. The sun is fucking hot, the sky is damn blue, and shit like "profanity is the sign of a weak argument" is ignorant and fallacious.

      Thank you for making my point.

    30. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like it when people fall back on this heuristic because I use it to threshold thoughtless sheep from my social circle. Not swearing is a matter of respect and discretion. Swearing is NOT an indicator of low intelligence. Getting offended by swearing IS a sign of prudishness. I don't have time for those people. I interact with much smarter people with much less delicate sensibilities. The faux outrage is just a plebian attempt at economic signaling. The elevated classes smile and nod politely when they talk.

    31. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some groups I've been involved with, profanity is merely punctuation.

      Different strokes for different folks.

      If you are communicating with a wider audience, it is best to limit your own profanity, while being more accepting in the profanity of others.

      If you are responding to someone, it is best to follow their level of profanity, to make them feel at ease.

      Being unable to accept someone else's profanity to the point of complaining about it is a sure sign of mental immaturity and/or ossification.
      The same can be said of being unable to control one's own profanity.

      But that doesn't mean that immature/ossified intellects have nothing to offer. It is just another thing you have to take into account.

    32. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The harsher the plosives and "k" sounds, the worst the swearword, for a reason - it "sounds" better

      Fuck is not the worse swear word. That title belongs to cunt.

    33. Re:Why? by goarilla · · Score: 1

      but I could see the plaintext of your ssh connection to a CISCO switch.

      Is Cisco's ssh weak (known private keys?) or does your inline IDS somehow man in the middles it ?

    34. Re:Why? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It's common practice to stand up a Microsoft Windows 2013 server as a Certificate Authority, and put the CA key on all computers by Group Policy. Then you intercept every SSL connection and replace the certificate with an internal one, of which the IDS has the private key. The routers and such also use the same private key. The proxy server (transparent or otherwise) handshakes with the remote server using the correct certificate, decrypting and re-encrypting all traffic as it flows through.

    35. Re:Why? by ledow · · Score: 1

      Also a k-sound. With a harsh-ending 't' too.

  5. Having security meet him at his desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you really are that concerned, then he doesn't leave your office after meeting with you to resign until security is at his desk with a cardboard box for him to fill up and he gets an escort to the front door.

    1. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by ZorinLynx · · Score: 2

      This is a wonderful why to treat someone you've likely worked with for years, and would put in a good word for you should you be looking for a job in the future.

      Seriously? He's resigning willingly. He's not being fired. Don't be an asshole.

    2. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by tiberus · · Score: 1

      I understand your sentiment but, don't forget that in most cases it's not your co-workers or even your supervisor who makes this choice. I've worked one place where this was policy to prevent employees from doing Bad Thing(tm)

    3. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by Count+Fenring · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And it's a terrible way to go about things.

      Treating exiting employees like criminals when there's no established reason to doesn't improve workplace security - it just means that the person outside your company with the most current stories about how you operate has a story about how you treated them badly.

      You should absolutely be able to revoke people's powers, etc, but that's an "after they've left" step. Any damage you think you're preventing, they've already had the opportunity to do.

    4. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really are that concerned, then he doesn't leave your office

      So you're suggesting unlawful imprisonment?

    5. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by Reapy · · Score: 1

      Agree here. Worked at a place where their policy involved treating people like criminals as they went out the door, didn't even get a moment to say goodbye to some people I was friendly with or had the security guy hovering over them like they were going to take a rifle out and start shooting any moment.

      It's like others said, if they were going to do something crazy it would probably be before they put in 2 weeks. One guy they took him out for lunch for his birthday then fired him when we got back.

      Obviously I got out of there as fast as I could.

    6. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not unlawful imprisonment any more than being required to be at the workplace while you are being paid.

    7. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the implicit assumption behind the question "how do I limit person X's ability to do harm to a system?" is that person X mist try to do harm to the system.

      If you are confident that the exiting employee won't do anything undesirable on their way out the question is not worth asking. If you feel the question is worth asking than the answer has to be "make it impossible for them to access the system ASAP and limit their contact with it as much as possible until then".

    8. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look. OP asked about steps to "prevent a resigning user from causing any damage". He obviously has some concern. If he didn't he wouldn't be here asking what he can do to prevent it.

      If he has those kinds of concerns then he has a responsibility to the company and it's other employees to escort the resigning employee from the premises.

      If there were no concern then there is no need for such measures.

    9. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by St.Creed · · Score: 2

      I always think that if a company treats people that way, the company or its management probably did something very bad and are afraid of the consequences. Because a company that treats its co-workers like normal people shouldn't have to act that way. Unless even basic security measures aren't in place. Both are reasons to leave for greener pastures while you can.

      --
      Therefore, by the (faulty) logic you're using, you're just a cow with a keyboard - osu-neko (2604)
    10. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Those aren't the same. When you're being paid to be at the office, it's a mutual agreement. You don't show up, the pay stops. They don't have a goon standing over you ready to beat you back to your desk if you try to leave. At least, not in any job I've been in.

    11. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you are free to leave the supervisor's office and go straight to the front door (or be trespassing otherwise). Your belongings will be forwarded to your home address on file or brought to you outside the front door if you want to wait for them to be gathered up.

    12. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you will have to ask OP about that. He's the one that obviously has concerns.

    13. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      After a birthday lunch? That is ICE COLD. At that point, I would assume that some part of their business was literally fueled by employee tears.

    14. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by Jax+Omen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This. Last place I worked, I gave about 3 weeks notice (I said "x day is my last day" essentially) and emphasized in my resignation letter my full intent to continue to be as effective/useful to the company as I could for the full duration of my notice.

      A higher-up drove 45 minutes from the head office to greet me on the last day of my notice to thank me personally and shake my hand because HE HAD NEVER SEEN ANYONE ACTUALLY DO THIS BEFORE.

      EVERY SINGLE one of my coworkers saw this, mind you. I guarantee it made an impression, because they all couldn't stop talking about it the rest of the day.

      When an employee resigns on non-hostile terms, don't treat them badly, instead show them how much you value them. It sets a great example for the remaining employees, and boosts morale across the board.

      Shame that job paid so badly, I really liked the people there...

    15. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by dissy · · Score: 1

      I understand your sentiment but, don't forget that in most cases it's not your co-workers or even your supervisor who makes this choice. I've worked one place where this was policy to prevent employees from doing Bad Thing(tm)

      But if you haven't locked out the persons accounts BEFORE they state their intention to quit, you have already 100% failed at stopping Bad Things(tm).

      Part of doing Bad Things(tm) is not to pull the action movie cliche of laying out your evil plans to the good guy before leaving him bound yet quite alive to escape and use that very knowledge against you.
      You plan and execute your Bad Things(tm) while you still have the ability to do so, not after the time where there is an equal-to or greater than zero percent chance someone could prevent it.

      Hypothetical - If you intended to murder someone, would you:
      A) sneak up on them unexpectedly to assure the best chances of success? or
      B) inform the target of your intentions so they can take steps to protect themselves and/or steps to prevent you from doing so?

      True you may get lucky that the one doing Bad Things(tm) is stupid and does just that, but that isn't 100% either, and isn't something one should put themselves in a position to have to bet on either way.

      The only sure fire way I am aware of to predict the future regarding when employment will be terminated is if it was initiated by the company.
      You'll note in the case of terminations the above policy is almost always followed as a matter of course already.

      But unless you can read minds, it's probably safe to say you won't accurately predict an employee leaving before they themselves decide that is an option and choose to act on it.

      About the only exception is if the company is making that employees life so miserable already that quitting is the only logical choice - but even then I would argue that is the company initiating it, even if it is an indirect, round-about, and dickish way to do so.

      Since you are way too late by this point to do anything to stop Bad Things(tm), why harm the professional relationship further? Treating them as a criminal can't possibly help you or the company in any way, so why cause a non-zero percent chance of harming you or the company by such actions?

    16. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 1

      This is why you should treat employees as criminals from their first day on the job. Then there's no difference when the last day comes.
      Right? :-)

    17. Re:Having security meet him at his desk by Dan1701 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I worked for a company like that for a while; complete and utter bastards to work for. What that sort of behaviour towards their employees got them was a complete lack of any loyalty whatsoever. Since they were also a bunch of idiots who never planned anything, and always bodged things to run until the next last minute bodge, then however motivated a saboteur might have been, it would have been rather difficult to think up any action which would show up against the background level of incompetence, malevolence and managerial stupidity.

      Most people simply got out of the door quickly, and took care never to work for them ever again, figuring that the company would come to an eventual bad end. It did, as things turned out, and the UK law would still like to have a long, comfortable chat with the company directors in the unlikely event of them ever setting foot in the EU again.

      My take on easter eggs and sabotage like this is simple: DON'T DO IT! You never know when you might need a reference or a job involving some of the people in that last job, and it helps to have maintained a professional aspect and outlook throughout whatever shenanigans led to your departure. People tend to appreciate that sort of thing, and it also gives you the moral (and legal) high ground subsequently. It also means that you're not forever after worrying about whether the law are after you for unspecified crimes, and if you're the worrying sort like myself, it helps not to give yourself anything much to worry about in future.

  6. If he's sufficiently important... by benjfowler · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Gardening leave.

    No ifs, no buts. Give him his shit in a cardboard box, revoke his pass, get security to escort him out. Pay him to serve out his notice at home.

    1. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by ZorinLynx · · Score: 2

      He's leaving willingly. Why be an asshole? It's not like he's being fired.

      See my other post "Don't be an asshole". If someone wanted to wreck the house, they'd do it without a resignation letter.

    2. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      Well, it may be poorly worded, but I have seen several places which have the blanket policy of not keeping people around for their last two weeks.

      They're not quite so confrontational about it, at least not directly ... but the assumption is "you've resigned, we no longer care or trust you".

      Some employers treat giving your notice as your last day, even if that means they pay you for that time and don't see you.

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    3. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is leaving willingly.
      You can willingly help him leave earlier if you want.
      There is nothing wrong in doing this.
      There is nothing to say that an employee must continue to work after turning in his notice.

      Every company that I worked with in my current area does this. No meanness intended and none taken.

    4. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by ckatko · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If that's the case, don't be a dick about it. Instead of "Go work from home for the two weeks because we're afraid you're going to fuck us over." Say, "Enjoy the next two weeks of paid vacation on us as a parting gift. Best of luck on your career."

      Both accomplish the exact same thing, but one of them doesn't create dicks out of good employees. I mean what's the chance he's going to be productive those two weeks anyway?

    5. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by jaredmauch · · Score: 2

      Gardening leave is usually about having time for someone else to be forced to look at their work and ask questions while they're still around on payroll.

    6. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      I understand what you're saying, and generally I agree.

      But as often as not it is HR who is the ones enforcing the policy of "get him out the door now".

      But many many places treat departing employees as liabilities to be removed as quickly as possible.

      It can most certainly be the case that HR is the ones who are treating you like a pariah, and acting like dicks. So, good luck with changing that.

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    7. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > I mean what's the chance he's going to be productive those two weeks anyway?

      I always work my ass off the last few weeks of any job trying to make things as smooth as possible for my replacement. Judging by your comment I doubt you could say the same?

    8. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be "standard practice" at many employers, but personally I still consider it a bad practice.

      It basically sets the scenario that they automatically consider anyone leaving the company to be "the enemy". There's no point in setting a sense of animosity, and typically those last two weeks are a VERY valuable time to have someone there and working simply to help transition their responsibilities to someone new.

      Thankfully we're not like that where I'm working. If you're FIRED, then yes, you are shown the door with all access immediately revoked. If you voluntarily are resigning? Everyone pretty much works to the last day unless they want to use up leave for those last two weeks (their choice). Unless they're an asshat we usually even will throw a going away luncheon for them on their last or second-to-last day.

    9. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's going to be some people who will wreck things before they leave, either accidentally or on purpose, so if you make the rule that everyone leaves the day they resign then you're not saying you trust some people and not others.

    10. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2

      Yeah right. If you were giving notice and you were planning on stealing or sabotaging, would you have not done it already?

      I was once laid off. After I was told, I went back to my desk, had some coffee, checked in the code I was working on.

      Once I was illegally fired, the company's network had some back doors (not put in by me). If I wanted, I could have wiped every machine in the company, or encrypted the entire hard drive, left them running until all the backups were corrupted, then take them down.

      It all depends on the person you hire. If you hire someone who is technically good, if they want they will find a way to burn you. It all depends on the moral fiber of the person.

    11. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some will be very productive the last 2 weeks - they may need that letter of recommendation when applying for the next job.

    12. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by MasseKid · · Score: 1

      "what's the chance he's going to be productive those two weeks anyway?" While there are a lot of people who slack to hell when they quit, there are a lot of people who actually care about their co-workers, even if they don't care about their employer, and will work overtime (unpaid) their last two weeks trying to minimize the impact of them leaving to their co-workers. If you're a program manager you're going to have a much different amount of spin down to pass off your work than if you're an entry level help desk worker.

    13. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us keep documentation up to date so there is no need to cram and catch up at the last minute. If you're prepared for unexpected absences, so a single illness or car accident doesn't cripple your project, then planned things like resigning doesn't mean extra work.

    14. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I mean what's the chance he's going to be productive those two weeks anyway?

      I worked with a guy who did everything he could to pass on his knowledge but the manager, incompetent to a "T" had him working on trivial tasks up to his last day and this guy knew a lot and some things only he knew. On the final day, he called, on his own volition, a several hour meeting for all hands to at least attempt to give us some idea where he was. He really did want to make sure that weren't left high and dry.

      In the next sprint review, one person brought up in the "things that could have went better" phase how he departed without a plan. The manager said, "That's something that we'll dedicate an entire separate meeting to. We don't have time today." Everyone, except the manager, started to laugh.

    15. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      From a liability standpoint, if you have a departing employee doing anything important and things go wrong then you are in big trouble. I saw one company go bankrupt in a week after a departing employee was overseeing a critical cut-over that resulted in an outage, and I have had problems with a departing employee putting out a crap product just because he didn't care anymore.

      HR over reacts, but they are playing it safe.

    16. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by sunking2 · · Score: 1

      He's getting a paid 2 weeks. How is that being a jerk if you don't treat him like one.

    17. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Well, it may be poorly worded, but I have seen several places which have the blanket policy of not keeping people around for their last two weeks.

      Sounds like some shitty places to work.

      Everywhere I've worked they've kept people around until their last day as the two weeks to a months notice they have to give (in Australia, your notice is defined by your pay period, so companies who pay monthly can ask for a months notice). This is because a month, let alone a week is not enough time for most people to fully hand over all their projects and work. It costs a lot to get another person started on a project from scratch with no hand over.

      Then again, employers aren't allowed to be abusive to employees in Australia so there tends to be a lot of trust between employers and employees because either side will lose if they act like arseholes.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    18. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by RyoShin · · Score: 2

      I mean what's the chance he's going to be productive those two weeks anyway?

      This is actually a great way to test how an employee's absence will change things. Ask him (or her) to spend a day or two cleaning up their own stuff both physical and digital, then being "on call" the remaining time, checking his corporate e-mail once or twice a day. Have the remaining employees go ahead and start dividing up his work and see where things come to a screeching halt, and sending him questions via e-mail. This way, he's still on payroll if they realize that they need his help, and you can slowly remove his account's access to see if any process somehow got tied to it. Once he's formally gone, it will be a lot harder (and likely more expensive) to get his help.

      Seems like a win-win-win to me. Sure, you can have him write up how-tos and manuals for stuff he thinks others will need to do that he once did, but trial by fire would be much better at identifying gaps while you still have a proverbial fire department sitting right outside.

    19. Re: If he's sufficiently important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about being an asshole, it's about being pragmatic. You don't know what their intentions are, so it's best to err on the side of safety. Acting otherwise means putting the whole company and the other workers at risk. You know what everybody says about crazy psychokiller basket cases when they're caught, don't you? It's "he was such a good guy".

    20. Re:If he's sufficiently important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Underrated post. The notion that work computers aren't being used for personal things is a fallacy from people who think incognito mode will protect them or bring personal devices to work.

      An employer who is on top of their shit should reformat the hard-drive and possibly scrap the motherboard and HDD when their previous operator departs. Work files should have an appropriate level of backups and revision control to where "work completed" should be persistent, and remaining "work in process" files shouldn't involve more than a couple of file folders.

      The reality of the disorganized mess most organizations operate under is that the employee should be asked to whitelist everything work related and the hard drives should then be stuck in a locked filing cabinet in HRs office after they leave. Destroy the HDD after 2 years if the data on them hasn't been needed.

    21. Re: If he's sufficiently important... by zaywot · · Score: 1

      That might be conventional wisdom, but it turns out to be wrong. Not only will the employee feel annoyed, but everyone of his co-workers will see that management secretly sees them as garbage the instant something changes. I was a low level manager at a large company that did layoffs. At our How-to-lay-people-off training session, the HR person told us that the people being laid off would continue to have full access unless we had good reason to suspect an individual might try sabotage. We were surprised, and asked about this. The HR rep said that they used to boot people right out the door, with security packing their belongings in a box. And they got a lot of lawsuits. Someone did the calculations, and figured out that even if departing employees totally cleaned out all the office supplies, it would still be much cheaper than the lawsuits. Important information was all backed up anyways. The extra bonus, was that treating departing people humanely not only meant they were willing to come back after things picked up again, but everyone else in the office felt much better about the bad situation.

  7. Don't be an asshole. by ZorinLynx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've known many people who have tendered resignation letters and are then immediately ostracized by the company, security follows them around everywhere, they're asked to leave the building immediately, etc....

    Don't do that. If this person wanted to cause damage, he would do so without announcing his resignation. Take some precautions, but don't treat him like an outsider. He's still an employee during his notice period; treat him like one.

    Remember, he's leaving somewhere where he spent a good 1/3rd of his life. Change is not easy, and paranoid asshole-ish behavior makes it 100x as hard. Plus, you want him to be an ally to your company in the future, and not a potential enemy.

    1. Re:Don't be an asshole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, he's leaving somewhere where he spent a good 1/3rd of his life. Change is not easy, and paranoid asshole-ish behavior makes it 100x as hard.

      Corporate Priorities: Remember, he's leaving for another organization that is not our organization. Therefore, we really don't give a shit beyond trying to retain him, and since we didn't bother even trying that..

      ...Plus, you want him to be an ally to your company in the future, and not a potential enemy.

      Yeah right. Good luck convincing the losing company of that, especially if the person takes a job with the competition.

    2. Re:Don't be an asshole. by new_01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. And the best pool of potential new hires are from previous employees who realize that the grass wasn't exactly greener on the other side. Previous employees already know your system and processes and can be back up and running within a week or two with minimal training. Why people would ostracize them is beyond me.

    3. Re:Don't be an asshole. by Shuntros · · Score: 1

      Agree and disagree...

      If the employee has never been cause for concern there's no need to be a dick about it, but this is basic risk management. Pat the guy on the back, knock off early and buy everyone a round of beers. But you have to lock him out. Pay him his notice and let him go.

    4. Re:Don't be an asshole. by infidel_heathen · · Score: 1

      Absolutely correct. Also his manager should be taking him out to a goodbye lunch with the team. This was the case in all my previous places of employment.

      Let's not forget that quite a number of people end up coming back to their previous companies after working elsewhere. It's always good to leave a good lasting impression on the departing employees. Not-burning-bridges goes both ways.

    5. Re:Don't be an asshole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know how long they were at the company? There's nothing that mentions it. Very suspicious...

    6. Re:Don't be an asshole. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      He's still an employee during his notice period; treat him like one.

      Or not, either way is fine.
      a) You're leaving for another company but during the notice period while it is our paycheck we expect you to be professional and loyal to your current employer. That means continuing to carry out your job duties to the best of your ability and help transition them to other employees. I'm sure they'll appreciate someone with working knowledge of the system guiding them.
      or
      b) I'm sure you know it's company policy to immediately terminate all access for leaving staff members, regardless of reason so don't take it personally. Think of it as two weeks paid vacation. Have you got everything in order? I can pretend I haven't seen this for another hour, but if you're ready I'll call the honor guard to escort you out. The check will be in the mail.

      I mean you have to screw up pretty bad to make the last seem like a bad thing for an employee that's leaving voluntarily. You're getting two weeks pay for doing nothing. Pretty much the worst you can do is make them stay, but act like you don't trust them anymore.

      And if they care a bit too much about their coworkers and start talking about transitioning, it should be pretty easy to to talk them out of it. Sure it'll be tough on the remaining staff, but it'll be like a "what if he was hit by a bus" exercise and we'll find out how much documentation and routines we're missing. They'll cope somehow and besides, it's company policy so I can't really make those kinds of exceptions.

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    7. Re:Don't be an asshole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, here in France we have that 3 month notice period...
      All companies i've worked for insisted that I stay until the very end of that period to ensure that knowledge has been passed down to the person who would take over my job.
      And the thing they fear the most is that an employee goes away with some company's source code as a gift to their next company.
      But the risk is actually small. They much rather have the employee stay longer.
      And, quite amazingly, people seem to play nice!
      They work almost as hard as before during that time.

    8. Re:Don't be an asshole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know I used to be a little offended at being escorted out by security in a situation like that at previous companies. However, these days I appreciate it as being the professional way to handle a resignation after a recent experience at another job. At one of my jobs a few years back I resigned and gave them two weeks notice because I found a better paying job elsewhere. I even offered to write documentation for them, continue work remotely while on the other job on a remote contract basis when needed and train other employees on my position. instead of either a) invoking an automatic escort you out clause no questions asked, or b) accepting my generous offer, they instead opted to agree to accept the two weeks initially, but then things turned sour quickly. The vice president threatened to ruin my career by contacting their "brother who works a large staffing agency" unless I stayed. Then the owner eavesdropped secretly near a wall while I discussed how they were treating me with my coworker, and then he jumped out and said "I see how it is now!" A few days later they simply fired me and told me they weren't interested in the two weeks I had offered to help wrap up the project I was on for them. They then got really paranoid of the employee I had been talking to and fired him the following week. It ended up tanking their entire project and cost them millions because they were left without anyone who knew the system, it was left undocumented, and there wasn't anyone around to fill my shoes.

    9. Re:Don't be an asshole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree 100%! If relations have been good up until now, don't give the departing employee reason to do bad things. Treat them honestly and humanely. 99.99% of humanity will respond in kind.

      I'm not suggesting you do anything foolish. Ordinary competence still applies. Revoke their privileges soon after they have left. If you have to do it before though, tell the person immediately. Allowing them to find out on their own is a d*ck move, especially if they were being responsible and trying to tie up loose ends before they leave.

      If relations with the employee were poor, that's when you haul out the 'escorted off the premises' treatment. Pay them to leave if you have to. The less time spent on these situations the better.

      Good employees are worth some investment of time though. Even when they leave. It shows class and integrity.

  8. The correct answer should be "none". by Jaywalk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There should already be backups in place and security safeguards to keep such an employee -- as much as possible -- from causing harm. Employees leave all the time, planned or unplanned, willingly or not. Certainly you want to make sure all their uncompleted tasks are turned over to someone else, but preparations should have already been in place in case health problems or personal issues cause a sudden departure.

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    1. Re:The correct answer should be "none". by UncleWilly · · Score: 1

      It's also good planning, everything should be documented in a shared space or where someone has access to it. Employees can have accidents while going to lunch.

  9. Do it before they put in their notice. by grimmjeeper · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Every time I've known I was going to turn in my notice, I end up going through everything and cleaning out any personal stuff and clean up my mailbox before the letter ever gets put in. You never know if you'll be given the opportunity to do that once your notice is in. If there's anything that needs to be saved, it's a good idea to keep a rolling backup of it now on everyone. That way, when someone turns in their notice (whether everything is above board or not), you have everything you need and you're not scrambling to catch it before the employee deletes it.

    1. Re:Do it before they put in their notice. by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Every time I've known I was going to turn in my notice, I end up going through everything and cleaning out any personal stuff and clean up my mailbox before the letter ever gets put in. You never know if you'll be given the opportunity to do that once your notice is in. If there's anything that needs to be saved, it's a good idea to keep a rolling backup of it now on everyone. That way, when someone turns in their notice (whether everything is above board or not), you have everything you need and you're not scrambling to catch it before the employee deletes it.

      Exactly. It's also why locking the gate after he turns in notice is pointless - if the employee REALLY wanted to screw with you, they'd have done it BEFORE the letter was handed in.

      The vast, vast, vast majority of employees who voluntarily resign will not hurt their soon-to-be-ex-employer. You're resigning, usually out of free will, and burning bridges is not something you do, period. Doesn't matter if your boss was a jerk or an asshole, making a big "scene" while leaving is a really good way to end up unemployed when your new employer finds out.

      By all means do it when layoffs are happening - emotions are running high and people will feel the need to destroy at least their computers, at least in the beginning until the laid off people calm down. Of course, most reasonable employees will feel ample regret if they actually did this in the end, but during this emotional period, yes, it can and does happen.

      Presumably the guy resigning is leaving after finding a better job elsewhere. He's not going to risk early retirement at his new employer. (Employees talk and word gets around fast if someone decided to destroy data when they leave, and eventually it'll reach your new employer.).

      Nothing changes before or after the letter gets handed in. If you're worried that you lock down PCs after the letter is handed in, then all the destruction will happen before.

    2. Re:Do it before they put in their notice. by LessThanObvious · · Score: 2

      I'll add, you should actually keep the stuff he says is important to hold onto. I've spent a lot of time in the past collecting historical documents and organizing stuff so my employers can retain it after I'm gone. Three times now I've returned to companies where instead of keeping my data they wipe the laptop, delete my email and destroy years of valuable data. I've learned that companies cannot be trusted to keep valuable data and they will often not keep you on long enough to do proper knowledge transfer. Now I prepare docs ahead of resignation and hand them off to my peers and stuff it on shared servers, because management doesn't seem to consider employees might have had data of any value.

    3. Re:Do it before they put in their notice. by grimmjeeper · · Score: 1

      It's very rare that I keep something of value to the rest of my team in my own account. Most projects I work on have common areas on servers where you're supposed to put everything and even a revision control system that holds the master copy of most code and documents. In any case, every user's account should be connected to a backup system anyway so that nothing of value is lost for any reason.

  10. Trusted Posotion? Do nothing but backup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Anyone in a trusted position like IT in general would be insane to do something stupid and commit career suicide.

    1. Re:Trusted Posotion? Do nothing but backup by ralphsiegler · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah just like commercial jet pilots

    2. Re:Trusted Posotion? Do nothing but backup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too soon man... too soon.

    3. Re:Trusted Posotion? Do nothing but backup by goarilla · · Score: 1

      Too early.

    4. Re:Trusted Posotion? Do nothing but backup by ralphsiegler · · Score: 1

      No, it perfectly illustrates the logical flaw in using "only a crazy person who didn't care about their career would compromise Y" as a basis for assuming Y is secure. The clinical term for those using that argument is dumb-ass.

  11. Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I remember leaving one company and I was the one who ended up turning the lights out on my last day.

    1. Re:Ha! by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      I remember leaving one company and I was the one who ended up turning the lights out on my last day.

      Self-employment's a bitch. ;-)

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    2. Re:Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to disappoint, but it wasn't self employment. Real job, with a real company, owned and managed by someone else who wasn't relation, the office had 50 employees.

    3. Re:Ha! by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Twas a joke, good sirrah.

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    4. Re:Ha! by Nabeel_co · · Score: 1

      That sounds... almost sad... as if you weren't just saying goodbye to the job, but the whole thing, friends and everything.

      Must have given a real sense of finality to it.

  12. Is he technical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't fix people problems with technology. It Does. Not. Work.
    Take backups of his stuff and forget it.

    If a savvy employee wants to cause damage and/or steal information he WILL FIND A WAY.

    Many workplaces get security to escort you out of the building when you give notice.

  13. NOTHING - without management approval by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    You don't change access unless management says so in writing. If you take any action without instruction and screw up (forget to remove access or remove too much) YOU are now in the hotseat.

    If there are concerns, the company should revoke access immediately and pays out the notice period.
    If there aren't any concerns, why the extra scrutiny now? Any data theft or time bombs have already happened.

    Take him out for a beer/whatever and wish him well. Maybe you'll need the contact in the future.

  14. Depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If this guy has a good working relationship and is not leaving because he is disgruntled, why worry about his access until he's left? If he is disgruntled, then cut him off completely and, as another wrote, let him work from home but be available for answering questions.

    I never understand how managers let themselves be so unprepared for workers leaving. It should be standard practice that you don't allow people to keep things on their PC that are important to the entire company. Use source control and ding those that don't use it. Use document management software and ding those who don;t use it.

    I've been fired and I've quit. Every stitch of work I've done for the company has been available to everyone well in advance of my leaving. There's no excuse for anything else. I've always maintained that anyone who needs to guard information isn't work having as a co-worker.

  15. Two weeks pay, take his badge by gatkinso · · Score: 2

    It isn't like he is going to be productive anyway. Lot's of companies do this, nothing personal. Have a nice little staycation on us.

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  16. Remove access ASAP by Fallon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Removing access immediately is important for 2 reasons. The first is obviously security. Then 2nd is figuring out what he does & making sure somebody else has that access & knowledge.

    If he's still in the office & gets a call or something to fix an issue it will have to get bounced to somebody else. You'll have him available to do knowledge transfer on what he use to have access to do. If he's not in the office, but still getting paid he's still available for knowledge transfer. If he's past his 2 weeks notice, he has 0 obligation to assist you guys or provide any knowledge & training to his former employers.

    Whenever I give notice I expect to loose my administrative access pretty much immediately. I've already backed up anything personal. I feel no disrespect when it happens. Seriously? Boho, you are giving me 2 weeks of paid vacation time, cry me a river. It's slightly annoying if I'm still around for those 2 weeks with no privileges to do anything, but I know exactly why they have been removed. Being ostracized is one thing (and not really kosher), but merely having admin credentials revoked should be expected.

    As far as a security issue goes, any competent disgruntled sysadmin has already done the done the damage or set the logic bomb before they have given their notice. Still, better safe than sorry.

    1. Re:Remove access ASAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      First you recommend removing his access immediately, then you concede that he'll have already done any damage he was going to do by then anyway.

      That's pants-on-head retarded. Prevent the damage, or don't. Remove the access, or don't. But if you're going to do one, make sure it facilitates doing the other, otherwise you're just wasting everyone's time.

      In this situation, there's no animosity (the summary already said so), so there's little to be gained by revoking access. Just let the guy ride it out, and make sure you keep historical backups of anything he touches. If something goes missing, you'll be able to restore it. The only other threat is exfiltration, which you have to be on guard against anyway. (And if he was going to sneak things out the previous week, you should have already caught him.)

    2. Re:Remove access ASAP by Princeofcups · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Removing access immediately is important for 2 reasons. The first is obviously security. Then 2nd is figuring out what he does & making sure somebody else has that access & knowledge.

      Beat me to it. When I saw "finishing up projects," that immediately raised a red flag. All projects should immediately be turned over to other staff, and the short termer can watch over their shoulders and answer any questions. It may make sense to let them keep email and IM during the time, and maybe even read-only to code to help look up issues. But that's about it.

      For me it's not about security of the company. It's security of the person leaving, so that they can't get blamed for breaking something during that time. But the most important thing is knowledge transfer. Two weeks is a very short time to document all the little things that were picked up during their tenure.

      My biggest complaint recently has been people leaving without proper knowledge transfer. Even after I emailed managers on that point, and was told to try to stop scheduling meetings with him. "He's too busy." Sigh. Now I'm left picking up the mess he left behind.

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    3. Re:Remove access ASAP by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2

      Security is already done or not when the notice goes in... but shutting off access, as the GP pointed out, is done as a simulated test environment. Basically, it's a "What would things be like if he wasn't here?" while he's still around to help out if it turns out something was missed. The alternative is assuming that everyone has a perfect memory and that all systems have been adjusted appropriately, all project migrated properly, and no further questions need to be asked (in which case, why not give him 2 weeks paid vacation, if he isn't needed anymore?).

    4. Re:Remove access ASAP by UnderCoverPenguin · · Score: 1

      I've never resigned from a job, though been laid off twice. Once because the company went out of business and the other because the CFO (chief finance officer) panicked when one of the major customers had not issued an RFQ (request for quote) on an expected huge project. He persuaded the CEO to order a 35% reduction in staff. Because I was in the "hand off to manufacturing" phase of the project I was working one, I was one of "unlucky" people. Anyway, we were given 2 months notice and had full access until turning in our badges in on our last day (was after 8pm by the time I was finished and turned mine in). My tasks during the last 2 months were what I would have been doing anyway - finalizing project documentation and providing support to manufacturing engineers. When the bad news came, the VP of Engineering personally apologized to each of us, then on our last day, he hosted a "good bye" lunch and personally thanked each of us for all of great work. Months later, some of us, including me, received bonus checks as thank you for our work.

      FWIW, a month after the bonus checks were sent, the customer finally issued the RFQ. But, I was not available to return to that company. (The return offer was not enough to justify resigning my new job, but was enough to "inspire" my new employer to raise my pay.)

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  17. Wrong definition by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I read the subject line, I assumed the definition of resignation to be:

    'the acceptance of something undesirable but inevitable.'

    This describes the attitude many users have toward the IT department.

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    1. Re: Wrong definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. I work in one of those IT departments. The prevailing attitude is that users will get what IT decides they'll get. And with a useless durka durka calling many of the shots, what they get is a bucket of fuck.

    2. Re: Wrong definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simon, is that you?

  18. This is a always an interesting situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Pretty much any company that has to let somebody go (especially if that someone has access to critical files: source code, legal docs, etc)...there is always the "what we do to protect ourselves in case this guys goes nuts and destroys company property?"
    First, only a very dumb person would attempt anything like that since that could have criminal implications. There are files that are worth thousands or millions (or whatever the company says). If our guy found a job somewhere else, he has a vested interest in leaving in the best terms...there is no gain in settling scores with the old-to-be employer at the last minute.

    Second, and this is the most important factor, the discussion about mitigating the risk is interesting since it was the person who's leaving who actually put in his notice! This means, he's leaving in his term, and in the exact time frame his chose. This means, he could've cause all the damage he wanted _before_ resigning, not after all eyes (including the OP's) are on him!!! Of course nothing guaranties the guy wouldn't go nuts and do something stupid in the last minute (see German pilot in the new currently). We just have to keep our fears in check and make sure all parties are respected and be civil about the whole thing. As previous posters mentioned, there should always be a rigorous back-up policy in place so anything that gets deleted by ANYONE can be recovered fully and no interruption occurs in production. It shouldn't matter if a user put in a notice or not. This is why some large companies just don't give access to the C drive for their users...My Documents is on a mapped drive that gets backed up.

  19. 2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by Kludge · · Score: 1

    Comments like this leaving me wondering why anyone should bother giving two weeks notice. Just tell the company at the end of the day, "I'm leaving and not coming back."

    1. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      companies in the US no longer DESEVE 2 weeks notice. the rules are no longer valid; they won't give YOU notice. don't give them any courtesy they won't give you.

      there is no loyalty anymore, so why play old games that are no longer valid?

      you are a cog. you are just a worker.

      just leave on the say you give notice. business is business, tell them you need to do what's best for you and that means leaving today.

      they won't give you the same respect they 'expect' from you, so don't give it to them (anymore).

      sad that its like this, but IT IS. only newbies and fools have loyalty to companies, now.

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    2. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You give two weeks notice to get the two weeks payed vacation when the company says "go home".

    3. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      In most civilized countries/nations the minimum amount of time for notice is determined by law, and can be extended by contract.

      Trying to say: 'I won't come anymore from today/tomorrow on' simply won't work.

      Also as others asked or pointed out: not productive the last two weeks? So the ordinary work suddenly changed? I usually implement features or fix other peoples stuff till my last day. I only try to avoid making new code/commits on the last day. (With departing 'party', cakes, meals, drinks for everyone, half the day is wasted anyway)

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    4. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 2

      Comments like this leaving me wondering why anyone should bother giving two weeks notice. Just tell the company at the end of the day, "I'm leaving and not coming back."

      I've been around the block a few times, and I have many times seen the situation where someone leaves a position and later comes back to work for the same employer. For better or for worse, not giving your 2 weeks is considered "burning the bridge".

      Besides, what do you lose by giving 2 weeks? Worst that happens is you get 2 weeks' pay for doing no work.

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    5. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      companies in the US no longer DESEVE 2 weeks notice. the rules are no longer valid; they won't give YOU notice. don't give them any courtesy they won't give you.

      Most companies do pay a severance package, and it's normally more than 2 weeks' pay.

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    6. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by weszz · · Score: 1

      In my job they expect 4 weeks notice for IS.

      Gives plenty of time to transfer responsibilities. The guy I took over for spent 2 weeks going over everything he did (so I could add most of it to what I do as well...)

      Then hung around for 2 weeks more doing documentation and taking laps to talk to people. He planned on a year of do whatever time, which from what I hear has turned into 4 years of it...and a pissed off wife.

    7. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

      There is no (usually in the USA) law that says when you give notice, the employer cannot fire you immediately without paying.

      Of course, when that happens, you can contact the new employer and ask to start immediately. I worked with someone who was called into the office when he was about to give notice. They laid him off and gave him 6 months severance. You could always apply for unemployment for the time you are fired, though generally there is a 1 week waiting period.

    8. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most "civilized nations" don't have at-will employment where your employer can just fire you Monday with $0 compensation or heads up.

      Are you really this ignorant?

    9. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by puzzled_decoy · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've ever seen this opinion expressed using proper capitalization.

    10. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no (usually in the USA) law that says when you give notice, the employer cannot fire you immediately without paying.

      Of course, when that happens, you can contact the new employer and ask to start immediately. I worked with someone who was called into the office when he was about to give notice. They laid him off and gave him 6 months severance. You could always apply for unemployment for the time you are fired, though generally there is a 1 week waiting period.

      I can relate.
      Around 2001, Layoffs announced. 15%. I decide to jump the sinking ship and ask them to include me in the layoff. The say no, we won't fire you.
      The date comes. I decide to jump the sinking ship anyway. My resignation letter is in my pocket.
      Monday morning, in the meeting, they change course and fire everyone instead of 15%. The ship has sunk. I keep my letter in my pocket and take the severance offer and leave.
      20 minutes later, still Monday morning, working at a nice startup doing interesting things, for more money, plus the severance.
      A day passes
      Wednesday morning. The old company calls. They try to retract the firing and severance. They "didn't mean to fire you". This means they worked out the ship they were in after the customers we were contracted to deliver to questioned why the engineering team they were paying for just got fired.
      So after some unpleasant calls, I suggest that they give me the severance or I won't answer the phone when they call with questions about the (quite elaborate test equipment) product I spent the previous year designing.
      So they gave me the money and never called again.

      It takes talent to screw up a layoff that badly.

    11. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      There is this concept about burning your bridges. Being that person that just leaves without notice might catch up to you.

      I had to give four months notice for a job; that is absurd. Two weeks keeps options open. Employees are also eligible for unemployment insurance, while employers don't have "cog insurance". Employees can dispute wrongful dismissal. The balance of power is much more equal than most people realize, until you get up to companies with over 5,000 employees or so.

    12. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      most? not in my experience!

      and there are huge strings attached. you have to promise (writing) not to due them for any reason, ever. you have to obey other rules (never say anything bad about them on forums, etc etc).

      and if you are a contractor, you get walked out in 0 or 1 days, no severance, no nothing. last time I was let go (as a contractor) the manager didn't even have the common human courtesy to speak to me or give me the reason for the dismissal. total surprise, came out of nowhere (I was meeting my deadlines and my work was well received). yet, I got a call from the job shop saying 'pack up, tomorrow is your last day. no discussion allowed. bye.'

      yes, the US is a fucking nightmare for employment. if you have not seen this YET, you will. get to a certain age and you'll find its nothing BUT this kind of bullshit.

      we need a new new deal. companies are going back to their bad old ways, from 100 years ago. slowly but surely, they are. not good for workers anymore. you are a cog, nothing more.

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      "It is now safe to switch off your computer."
    13. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to feel as though the company is some reasoning entity. Companies act like X so they deserve Y. A company may be a legal entity, but in reality they are made up of people -- your co-workers. The way you are treated at work is a function of how good your relationship is with those people. It is true that in a large company there are many people who don't know you, but can still affect your life. This is unfortunate because they have no relationship with you and could very well treat you badly without thinking about it. Also, in any large population there will be jerks who will treat you badly no matter how well they know you. This is a reality in every part of life, not just work.

      Even though there is no guarantee that you will be treated well by those people (and by extension the company whose interest they represent), there are still other people working there. There are people who know you and care about you and who have helped you. There are people who have covered your back when you made a mistake. There are people who worked extra hours so that you could deal with a personal issue. There are people who told you to go home when you were ill even though it meant that they wouldn't get home for dinner themselves.

      If you honestly believe that you owe no loyalty to those people, then I highly suggest that you take a good long look inside yourself and find out what is keeping you from forming those relationships. Expecting to be screwed by everyone and not caring who you screw in return is a really, really lousy way to live. Refusing to help the people who you have a good relationship with because it might also help people who you do not have a good relationship with is self-defeating. In the end, nobody will respect you because you care about nobody except yourself.

      In my experience, IT is a close knit society that transcends company boundaries. Attrition is really high and people move around a lot. Even though they do this, they form tight networks of people they respect and trust. Your reputation in this business is worth more than gold.

      2 weeks to help your mates? And you get paid!?!? Seriously, WTF?

    14. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      I'm probably older than you, my friend. I've had contracts end. Whatever, it's just business. I don't really care if I get notice or not. My rates are based on working only 9 months out of the year. If they want knowledge transfer sessions, they give me notice. If not, no skin off my back.

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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    15. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying to say: 'I won't come anymore from today/tomorrow on' simply won't work.

      To be fair it would work, but breaking your side of the employment contract would also free the employer from their obligations too, which you probably won't want.

    16. Re: 2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4 weeks notice for joining the Islamic State? Man, it sucks to be a jihadist in ya 'hood.

    17. Re:2 weeks notice? Fuggedabouit by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      My experience was different. In my contracting gigs, I was always told in advance when my last day was. In one case (working on home mortgage modeling when the subprime crisis hit), I got two weeks' notice. It was the first time in months I'd be confident I'd be working for them the next week.

      However, I'm not signing any severance forms again without talking to a lawyer.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  20. Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In more than a decade - if notice is tolerated, no harm has ever been done; That is, if the higher ups deemed it worth their money to not terminate them on the spot, then there's probably no point in prophylacting their access. I mean log everything to CYA, but people leaving on happy terms aren't likely to set up time-bombs,

  21. It's a little late for that question. by msauve · · Score: 1

    Why isn't there already a policy in place which anticipates and addresses your question?

    My experience, personal and seeing others - he packs a box of personal things and goes home, making himself available via phone/personal email for the 2 weeks.

    You absolutely need him there to transition the job? Again, poor planning - what would you have done if he had gotten hit by a bus?

    --
    "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
    1. Re:It's a little late for that question. by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      This. We work in IT, not in HR.

      If your company is finding itself asking this question, and hasn't got a policy in place ... it's your HR and your management who have dropped the ball.

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
  22. Depends on what colors you show by Lodlaiden · · Score: 1

    I worked at a place for 7 years as a developer. I gave 2+ weeks notice. I was immediately bolted to another dev and we began the brain drain on getting that person (more senior) up to date on all my systems. I retained full access to all of the systems I had prior. I was removed from all new dev work and was a "reference point" for the remaining developer base for the remainder of my time.

    A DBA at the same place left about a year after. He didn't make it back to his desk before he was given his boxes.He was paid to "not work" from home. Part of that was risk aversion, because of his production access and part of it was his everyday attitude.

    If you show yourself to be low risk, you will be treated as such. It is in the company's best interest to siphon off as much knowledge at possible, but not at the expense of a disgruntled employee with production access. The comments about "locking file-shares and emails" was silly. If you are doing pre-delivery archiving and server file system level backups, you're doing it wrong.

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    Suborbital [spaceflight] is the special olympics of spaceflight. - Rei
  23. Some Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've been in my first Systems Admin role for the last year in a small-medium manufacturing company with maybe 100 office workers between two sites. I had to deal with a few amicable departures and a few disgruntled departures. The planned ones are great. Usually, when they give their notice, I go through with them just what we do. Said operate like normal, the day they leave or day before (Up to them) they just turn their laptop in, and see me to make sure email is removed from their personal phones if they have them. I've been nice, usually helping some sort out/save some personal emails or contacts they they might have mixed in in the years, same for files/pictures and whatnot. We have currently backups of email, network files so if they decided to delete stuff, we could recover. What I do is usually offload the users profile files on the local PC to a stash folder we have for admin only access on the network, then we export their PST file out of our exchange folder, store it with that data, then remove it from the system. They we wipe the laptop, and reuse it, or donate/give it away depending on its age. Emails are forwarded to their supervisor, and supervisor gets access to their network share folder. We had one or two terminations that did not go well since I've been here I was involved with. One had a laptop, one had a BYOD phone with email. Both went well as we able to limit access as they terminated. However, there has been a few other untimely terminations as of late of users that had accounts, and email, but no BYOD phones or laptops to which IT was not notified by HR or Supervisors/Management. These users could still have logged in via out web-email platform, but didn't. This is a case we're bringing up with management to let IT have timely noticed of pending/current terminations to prepare outselves to make life easier so we dont have to restore from backups.

  24. Start when you hire the person... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Treat the person with respect from the time you hire him.

    .
    For example. Be transparent with any equipment lists that document what equipment are in the employee's possession. Share the list at least yearly with the employee so there are no surprises (and the resulting badness) if an employee leaves. There is little else that generates ill feelings than an out of date equipment list for an employee (what do you mean I have to turn in that laptop? I turned it in two years ago. What!?!?! You want me to pay for it? ... etc., etc.).

    Provide a great work environment so employees don't want to leave.

    Look at what you think concerns you when an employee leaves, and then think about what you should do while the person is an active employee to prevent your concerns from occurring.

    Don't solve the problem after it occurs, prevent it from occurring.

  25. Don't try to be a hero by mileshigh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You have data backups & resiliency in place as a matter of policy, right?

    What's policy (probably HR's responsibility) for this scenario? That's what you do: follow policy, nothing more, nothing less. If there's no policy or procedure, then you do exactly that: nothing.

    Don't improvise. This is an HR issue. You have NO idea what legal or other policy minefields you're stepping into. There are only downsides for you.

  26. This is a Business question not an IT question by DickBreath · · Score: 2

    If management trusts the person, and he is leaving on good terms, then you don't need to do anything unless directed to do so.

    You could make sure you have plenty of backups. But you should already have them.

    --

    I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
  27. Easy. by johnnys · · Score: 1

    Shake their hand, tell them (truthfully!) that they will be missed, their work has been valued, you will give them a good reference and pay out their last 2 weeks no problems.

    Then IMMEDIATELY close all their access and politely escort them out the door.

    It's the only way to be certain and address all risks: It's easier to justify the cost of 2 weeks salary than it is to deal with any fallout from problems. This is the way it's done in large enterprises where they have done risk assessments and looked at their own history of related problems.

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    Sometimes the "writing on the wall" is blood spatter...
    1. Re:Easy. by jklovanc · · Score: 2

      This is the way it's done in large enterprises where they have done risk assessments and looked at their own history of related problems.

      Maybe it is their history of treating their employees like numbers that has caused the related problems in the past.

    2. Re:Easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must say I have never seen this, either in big (50000+) or small companies. People that are laid off are usually allowed to stop working fairly immediately if they so choose, or they stay and do the handoff. If they choose to stay that is what will be remembered - that thay were professional about it. If someone resigns they stay on unless special arragnements are made between the person resigning and the manager, e.g. using the vacation days.

      The last tasks I did when I resigned as the IT manager was to double check with the next guy that all privileges I had were properly removed (IT systems, keys, security system, supplier contacts etc). That was after he phased in over for a few weeks.

      This "lock them out and throw them out" must be an American thing. I do not see the point. Who in their right mind would cause trouble at that point?

      Peter

    3. Re:Easy. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You realize the resigning employee knew he was going to resign before management did and could have done anything he wanted back when he was 'a loyal trooper'.

      The best story of timebombs I know as back in the 70s. 3 months after an employee left all the delinquent Sears CC bills went out 'Your mother carried your for nine months, We're not your mother. Pay-up dead beat.' They went out like that for months.

      They would have sued the programmer. But their payoff rate skyrocketed and they couldn't prove who did it anyhow.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    4. Re:Easy. by johnnys · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong! It's a nice thing for the employee: They get a free paid 2 week vacation. Plenty of time to relax and get ready for their new job. The company is protected against any risk of bad behaviour or bad snap decisions and everyone is happy.

      --
      Sometimes the "writing on the wall" is blood spatter...
    5. Re:Easy. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      It's a nice thing for the employee

      It is also crap for anyone trying to take over the work and it leave the ex-employee feeling bad for leaving friends and co-workers holding the bag with no support.

    6. Re:Easy. by johnnys · · Score: 1

      If the work is so disorganized that it can't be picked up easily, then the manager has been doing a crappy job. The manager should have a good overview of what the employee was doing.

      If the person coming in to do the job is too junior to pick up the job fairly easily, then they are too junior and the manager needs someone with better chops.

      Finally, there's no reason that the manager can't call the released employee with a few questions during the 2 weeks: That's perfectly reasonable.

      Losing an employee is always going to be difficult no matter how you do it. There's no easy way through it but if you hire the right person with the right understanding of the job, the work they do to learn the job will help define it and give them the chance to make it their own. If you try to define the job perfectly with all the processes and rules already in place, you don't get the chance for the new guy to bring in better methods and ideas.

      --
      Sometimes the "writing on the wall" is blood spatter...
  28. Why? by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why are you suddenly panicking and treating him like an asshole now he has anounced his resignation?

    If he had ever had the intention to Do Bad Things(tm) why don't you think he also had the smarts to plan ahead and do it the day before he quit?

    And also.. backing up his email in case he deletes his inbox/sentbox? Are you serious? Why don't you require that this should be deleted when he leaves? Most people do that on leaving just for their own personal security purposes. In fact many compnaies specifically require existing employees to explicitly not keep emails beyond some period. His email may well legitimately include personal stuff such as from HR that he should reasonably expect to be kept private, i.e not archived potentially permanently for perusal by IT staff anytime later.

  29. Backup of his mails? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    So you made a backup of his mailbox, NOW as he is leaving?

    I hope you make back ups of your source control system more often ...

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  30. depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    some companies have policies for how this is dealt with. i guess if you know and trust the guy, you could have him stay and wrap things up. when i say "know", i mean that you will continue to see him in some fashion (friend, relation, etc.) after he leaves the company. otherwise, i would, at the very maximum, have him stay around just long enough to hand off all of his tasks. Then he can go through the exit process and take the rest of the time off. depending on the situation, you could get more draconian than this.

  31. John Grisham's solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In "The Firm", partners who wanted to leave were talked into staying a couple extra months to get their projects in order. Then, they invariably died under mysterious circumstances, but were immortalized by their portraits hung in the lobby, with a moving eulogy delivered by the managing director.

  32. 2 week notice instantly becomes 2 Day notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everywhere that I have worked have instantly suspended status (put on leave) and put them in 'Exit Interview mode' and sent them home.

    Accounts were immediately disabled and laptops and company issued phones confiscated and forensically backed up (no power to the operating system).

    Regardless of the future employer being a competitor or not, they could never aford the "risk" that Investors would sue for Negligence in exposing proprietary Information. Even a trivial press release referring to an Exiting employees remarks with privileged access to company data was just 'Too Darn Expensive'

    Switching them from 2 Week to 2 Day made the HR implications far less daunting.

    They left the "official line" 2 Weeks (except for IT help) it was always in the contract language they could reduce the pro-offered exit time notice by any employee.. they still got paid.. they were just put into "risk management mode".

    It's not being a A.hole.. its called covering your bases.

  33. 2 Weeks Vacation?!? by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I'm the exception, but I haven't experienced this "I'm going to f#$k off for the last two weeks before I move to a different job" scenario presented here as "the norm".

    Pretty much every place I've worked in IT(except one...) I literally worked until about the middle of the last day, whereupon my boss and co-workers would take me lunch and drinks, etc;

    Here is really bad example:
    I was the only IT person at a smallish company(~50 employees) that had three sites, with a NetWare 5 server at each location. One of the three Netware servers went down, forcing me to drive to the other site and troubleshoot the server while my going away party was in progress(thank God for backups!). I returned heroically to the party after it was over and all that was left were the leftovers...

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    We play the game with the bravery of being out of range
    1. Re:2 Weeks Vacation?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. It's like most of these people had bosses that were 12 years old or something. These lame responses are totally out of the ordinary in pretty much any other industry I've ever worked in as well.

    2. Re:2 Weeks Vacation?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Last time I gave notice and worked 'til the last day people plain forgot that I was leaving.

    3. Re:2 Weeks Vacation?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the three Netware servers went down, forcing me to drive to the other site and troubleshoot the server while my going away party was in progress(thank God for backups!). I returned heroically to the party after it was over and all that was left were the leftovers...

      It's good to see that there are examples like this, even if I have a reflexive 'Ouch' to utter. I have a feeling duty and comraderie in that small environment helped a lot. I consider it crucial to long-term self-motivation to make sacrifices the others don't care to help with. There must be a person or two left at the company who remember you for that and are creating one of those happy company legends that are sometimes handed down to newer hires without any hopes of them ever knowing the person behind the deed. Yet it's for what we can consider 'just one more day on the job, chief.' Kudos

  34. what difference does it make? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you telling me that just because someone put in his 2 weeks notice he's higher risk to destroy stuff? I think the whole premise of this question is wrong.

  35. backups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We use rsync.net with 7 daily, 4 weekly and 7 monthly snapshots. Everything is included, specially email.

    Anything missing off his computer compared to what's in rsync would be highly incriminating. The practical effect is nothing can be deleted.

    1. Re:backups by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      Not really. Clearing out email would be standard protocol.

      --
      If you ignore ACs because they are anonymous - you're an idiot.
  36. Start Looking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are that worried about someone you work with there's probably more to the story. If the actions of a single user become your responsibility for not "protecting the company" that's a pretty good indication of a workplace with a general lack of trust. Find someplace else to work.

  37. Every company should have a procedure for this by ahadsell · · Score: 1
    The most important thing is to actually have a written procedure and follow it. Depending on your level of formality, it needs to cover:
    • Who provides the notification (might be HR, might be the manager to whom the employee reports,...)
    • Disabling logins
    • Archiving emails, home directories, project repositories
    • Establishing exit interviews
    • Defining last-minute deliverables (typically just knowledge transfer)

    It's worth pointing out that you can't know that this isn't a "disgruntled employee scenario" unless you have learned to read minds. They wouldn't be leaving if they were 100% happy.

  38. KISS by maharvey · · Score: 1

    If he's smart and malicious, you're already screwed before he ever told you he's leaving.

    If he's not smart, you have little to fear, but may get a good laugh out of it.

    So, having him delete his personal files (for reasons of courtesy and legal liability) and then backup his work. Part as friends and professionals.

  39. If you wait until they resign... by swb · · Score: 1

    ...then you're just going to be buttfucked by the ones who get up to mischief before they resign. You should have the ability built-in to recover from whatever they do, whenever they do it, because the worst damage is done by the insider you never suspect.

    I'm generally in favor of the idea of that once someone submits a resignation, you might as well just tell them they don't need to come in. They can't get anything meaningful done in two weeks anyway and if you "need" them to explain what they do/project status/etc, then you're doing it wrong anyway and you won't find two weeks nearly enough time to get caught up.

    Plus, what kind of leverage do you hold over someone who quit and has a job, anyway? Short of criminal behavior, you've got none. I've known a couple of managers at companies I worked at who were total assholes to employees who left, demanding extra work, tons of documentation, etc. It baffled me why the employees put up with it and knowing one manager in particular, I'm sure her employees hated her anyway and fucked up the work she made them do anyway. I know I heard rumors of shredded original billing materials and other documentation.

    If you're desperate for a resignees information and talents, the best choice is to offer them a consultancy contract for real money. I think this gets people's respect, real quick. It shows you actually value their knowledge and skills (versus some bullshit words) and it buys you some leverage, since no work == no pay. But it has to be real money and guaranteed, "we might want you back for something later..." is no more believable than "let's have sex tomorrow instead." Tomorrow never comes.

    The notion that there is some kind of Gentleman's Rules surrounding employment is over. Everyone knows they can be axed at the drop of a hat and most people feel no loyalty to their employer (or shouldn't, anyway) and could walk tomorrow. You have to be prepared now, not when they leave.

  40. Trust? by jemmyw · · Score: 1

    Which best practices do you follow that will prevent a resigning user from causing any damage (deliberately or not) in these last days of employment before his account is disabled?

    Trust?

  41. HR considerations - they need to be in the loop by vinn · · Score: 1

    First off, backups are the solution to this - don't let important things be stored locally. (Not that it matters, the new hires always like to reinvent the wheel.)

    However, a bunch of things need to be solved from an HR perspective. You need to make a checklist for HR on how to handle IT things. Things like, "Get the PIN code to their iPhone" or "Make sure social media accounts have documented passwords" that'll make your life easier.) Basically you have 6 different situations:

    • Senior/Upper Management - resigns - be nice. If some knowledge might be needed later, HR should have a policy to hire that person on a consulting/1099 basis if needed. Even if they're disgruntled, it should make them happy to hear that. Treat them with respect, cut off IT access as early and quickly as possible, but realistically that probably means their last day. Get their laptop and phone (if its not BYOD) their last day and check and double check accounts (VPN, Dropbox) they might have set up.
    • Senior/Upper Management - fired - be careful. If you're terminating senior management and they've been there a while, you need to specifically ask HR if they're going to be malicious. They probably won't (I've never run into it), but cut off account access immediately and redirect emails to somewhere appropriate. Tell HR that severance needs to be withheld until you know things are ok if you think it's appropriate.
    • IT staff - resigns - be nice. I always like to try to treat them like I would senior management. I've hired many a former employee on a 1099 basis later.
    • IT staff - fired - be paranoid. Ok, this is where you do everything BEFORE HR sits down with them. Accounts cut off, especially remote access, change admin passwords, etc. Have them go clean something the hour before you all them in and quietly take care of it all. When a regular employee quits, you don't worry about them walking into the lobby later with a laptop loaded up with vSphere Client and wirelessly deleting VM's. Check backups.
    • Staff - resigns - be nice. If you can handle the situations above, you can handle this. I agree with the other post about cutting off access as quickly as possible - take away shared Inboxes, etc.
    • Staff - fired - be careful. Get the laptop and phone, turn off access.

    I remember working with a telecom guy who installed a campus wide fiber network. When he was terminated I was slightly concerned he was going to take a pair of boltcutters to a fiber ped.

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    ----- obSig
  42. We do ... absolutely nothing by enjar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People start and leave jobs for a variety of reasons. Maybe their spouse got a giant promotion but had to move. Maybe their parents are ailing and they are moving closer to take care of them. Maybe they just want to do something new, or change careers. There's a multitude of perfectly rational and otherwise sane reasons people change jobs.

    Why are you even considering treating them like an asshole? If they have given their notice, they should be finishing things up. If there's a project they are working on that will not be completed, they should be working with who is going to take it over to transfer the knowledge. They should likely document anything they did that wasn't documented. So on and so forth. Maybe you go out of a good bye lunch or get a cake to wish them well in their new endeavor. But why treat them like an asshole? Who knows, maybe your firm will start going the wrong way and they will get you on at the new place.

    Once they are gone, then you should have a procedure to deactivate the account, delete files, shut off email, have inbound mail forwarded to their old manager, etc.

    If you DO think they are going to do stupid things, then they should have been fired a long time ago. But if they are just leaving with proper notice, you likely don't need to do anything special.

  43. here are some things I have done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Day 0 (day of notice)...

    Have the backup admin restore snapshots of the following (in a new base directory) -- oldest available backup, recent backup and today's data:
            Home directory
            User's computer
            User's email/cal
    Store these for at least 1 year, either online or in a long term backup pool. If allowed by corperate retention policys, disable the auto falloff of backup pools for each service/system that the employee had administrative access for until you are comfortable no deletions or breakage has happened. Usually I recommend extending backup pools to go for 6+ months over the normal pool retention.

    Image this user's desktop/laptop of backups do not exist and store as above.

    Collect coworkers and notify them of the employee leaving. Ask the coworkers to come up with a list of any elements where they feel the user was a "lone gunman" -- where he/she was doing tasks that are not well documented. If your policies are good, there should be very few of these as the documentation/peering should have very few gaps.

    For each of these documentation or task gaps, assign employees blocks of time over the next two weeks to gain any information that may be needed to continue these tasks. Front load these meetings in smaller timeblocks in the two week period; this allows gotchas to expose quickly and gives you more time to reevaluate any priorities while you still have time.

    Limit access (or not) for this user based on HR policy and risk assessment. Depending on the policy and risk assessment the user may spend the next two weeks as an informative voice with no access to any computers or services.

    Direct this user that any new requests that come in must be "peer handled" where the assigned replacement user handles the tasks and pulls this user into it for any help. The assigned peers should from this day take on any daily or user initiated requests that this employee would have normally handled. This also helps expose any gaps in documentation.

    Review the user's email for the last few weeks or months and note any direct requests that have come in -- this will help expose repeating tasks that business units may have been asking of this user that will need to be backfilled/documented. It also serves to help you redirect these users into the defined intakes if there are any.

    Review VPN/access logs and note all IP source addresses of connections for this user. This step gives you some baseline (non complete) for future audits to help connect access attempts to this user.

    Have the mail administrator (if this user's risk is low enough to retain mail access) configure this users mail to copy incoming and outgoing mail to a peer (that is responsible for peering incoming requests).

    On day of exit.
    All close action coworkers should be required to change passwords across the board; it is not unusual for IT employees to have access to passwords over time because of many reasons. Depending on risk/role of employee consider requiring a larger subset (or even all) employees to change passwords on this day.

    Store this users laptop/desktop as is for an extended period of time. If applicable and not a normal exit procedure, image these devices and store along side the other data for this user.
           

  44. Who are you in the company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it really your job to make these decisions, or are you taking it on yourself without any authorization or direction?

  45. Trust Him, or Don't by Jaime2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you trust him, work through his last days as usual, just switch him to hand-over tasks instead of new work.

    If you don't trust him, walk him out now and revoke all access.

  46. You're on the right track by plopez · · Score: 1

    1) Make sure access is reduced as much as possible. Immediately pull remote access.

    2) Make sure the person documents things and walks through the docs with others to show them how things work.

    3) If the person is mostly caught up let them slack, e.g. come in late and go home early. If remote access is pulled then there will be less time for any shenanigans to occur. "Beach time' is an extreme example of this, i.e. and effective 2 paid weeks vacation. But I like to have the person around in case anyone needs their help during the transition.

    4)Archive the person's files on any public servers. Let the person clean things up. If you find anything personal inform the person and let them clean it up.

    5) Organize a 'fare thee well' lunch and/or take them to the local pub after work and buy a round or two. It can help smooth over any personal conflicts.

    There are other posts with similar good advice. But one thing no one mentioned is that by restricting security you are also protecting the person who has resigned. It is conceivable that someone else on your team can do something nasty and then pin it on the employee who just left. No one else seemed to realize that.

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    putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
  47. Stay on good terms by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    Ask him if he'd be willing to take some consultant work on the side, or maybe throw him a good goodby party. Simple things mean a lot.

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    excitingthingstodo.blogspot.com
  48. One thing to remember by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    I bring this up any time someone is leaving, and even when I have left places. You should review all access, change all passwords he may have had, revoke all access that he had.....and you do this....as much for his benefit as for yours.

    He is leaving, he is naturally the person who is going to be blamed, either directly (he did it) or indirectly (Oh he used to do that, and hes gone now....). Thats normal, and some amount of it is fine. However, you owe it to yourself AND to him to be sure there is no question that, if there is an incident, there is no reason to suspect him.

    Nobody wants to be in the situation where there was a compromise after an employee left, and now there are questions. If there is an incident there will be questions either way, but the only person who benefits from his still having access is the attacker whose actions are the problem.

    I felt better knowing my access has been fully revoked and there was little chance of there being questions later.

    --
    "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    1. Re:One thing to remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Obama is leaving too. Let's revoke all his privileges and treat him like a criminal. And what if your CEO will be leaving, will he or she be treated like a criminal too?

      Btw, if you treat your employees preemptively as criminals, there's one bad party in this relationship for sure - the employer. Maybe this article should have been: What can leaving employees do against nasty employers?

    2. Re:One thing to remember by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      You really consider that being treated like a criminal? Personally I don't want access I don't need anymore and I feel better knowing that I know it was properly revoked. I don't want the keys anymore either, I make sure I turn those in when I leave.

      Certainly there may be some arraingement where you may not revoke all access but, that should be explicit. I remember at a previous job we allowed someone, who didn't even leave on his own terms, to retain his email address for a time until he could get a new personal address and transition.

      Its not about being a dick, its about make the split clean.

      Hell when I was laid off I had my access revoked 4 weeks before my last day. Man sitting there with nothing I could do was great, I spent most of the day updating my resume and looking for new jobs. Losing your access is great.

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
  49. Honestly the bigger worry isn't malfeasance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly the bigger worry isn't malfeasance it's the things he might try to fix before leaving. I've seen more things horribly broken by the trying to finish what they were in the middle of. Or that last couple of things they always meant to fix...

  50. What happened before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't matter how they fire me. (Getting called into HR and the next thing I'm pushed out of the building holding a box with personal things on my desk; IT already cancelled all my accounts)

    I might disagree with the company but I wouldn't damage it.

    That's step 1. Get your employees to actually like the company.

    What I described one of the worst scenarios of getting fired. What normally happens in a functional company is that we talk things over. X can do my tasks and I'll need Y time to train him/her.

    What I'm trying to explain is what you are thinking of should be a 1% case, in 99% other cases people talk it out. If those percentages differ you should look at how the culture in company is.

  51. Nuke him from orbit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the only way to be sure.

  52. IBM is famous for this by n1ywb · · Score: 1

    IBM is famous for this. The moment you give notice your security badge is revoked and you are marched out of the building to enjoy your paid vacation for however long your notice was.

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    -73, de n1ywb
    www.n1ywb.com
    1. Re:IBM is famous for this by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      I resigned from IBM and worked there for 2 months until end of term. They paid for a company lunch on my last day.

    2. Re:IBM is famous for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > for however long your notice was.

      Really....if you know that ahead of time, you could really clean up :-)

    3. Re:IBM is famous for this by n1ywb · · Score: 1

      That's not how things are done in Essex Jct VT.

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      -73, de n1ywb
      www.n1ywb.com
    4. Re:IBM is famous for this by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Seems to depend on the manager and the local corporate climate. My team had more autonomy. I was also "irreplaceable", so they needed time to find a replacement.

      It's a big company. Lots of variation. If I could have given two weeks and left everyone happy, I would have.

  53. Easy answer by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

    Either you trust the person or you don't. If you do, tell them to use the last two weeks to resolve any unfinished business and make sure the people left behind have the appropriate information to take over. The person doing the work that needs to be transferred know better than anyone what needs to be done. If you don't trust them, just have security escort them out immediately.

  54. What is the company policy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I think it is now all too clear, the most important step is to have clear HR policies in place (reviewed by corporate consul) before you have to ask the question. It should not be up to the individual to make up rules (that may be inconsistent from manager to manager), because that way leads to foreseeable failure scenarios.

    Legal/HR is likely to say that in order to protect the company, revoke all access immediately, and escort to the door after taking any access tokens (keys/cards), and have every admin account (they s/he might have had access to) change their password immediately. And notify all (relevant) parties that this individual no longer works for the company, and should be treated as just another guest/visitor. This goes for both employees choosing to leave, or termination. Note that this also protects the employee. If something (IT related) happens after the notification, it was not the employees doing, and there can be limited finger pointing.

    And, most importantly, make sure those policies are well known (and how it protects the person leaving) so that there are no surprises, nor recriminations. It is just "business as usual".

  55. no, it's *not* the way it's done everywhere by Chirs · · Score: 1

    I worked for a large company (thousands of employees) and was laid off with almost twenty others on my team because we had basically completed the project that we had been working on for some years. We were given notice that it would be happening a month in advance, some of us were asked to stay on longer (with pay of course) for knowledge transfer purposes. They had meetings going over all the expectations, all the necessary paperwork, tax implications, etc.

    It was all very civilized, nobody got booted out. People finished up their immediate work and gave training sessions to the people that were going to be staying on to maintain the project. Everything went smoothly.

  56. Huh? by s.petry · · Score: 2

    That is not at all what the person stated. If the company gives you a car for sales calls and you get busted getting a prostitute (again?) after hours the company has the right to know. Further they can be held liable for all kinds of nice damages since you used their car to get the prostitute. Impound fees you may no longer be able to afford, STD tests because the prostitute accused you of being dirty, pregnancy test for the prostitute, HIV testing if you got saliva on a cop, etc...

    Some people have this notion somehow that digital devices are different somehow, but in reality they are not. Your computer and network is yours. A company can't go through your stuff as they wish, and you as an employee can do what ever you want on your computer and network. Using a Company network gives the company the right to snoop the traffic and see what you are doing. Using a Company device gives them the ability to know what you do on that device (PC, Tablet, Phone, etc..). Liability is an essential concept here.

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    -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    1. Re:Huh? by mallyn · · Score: 1

      Gawd! If you want to do this, use your own bicycle and leave the company car back in the company garage!!! This comment is going to give me nightmares!!! If you use your own bicycle and it's an old junker, you can just leave it when you hear the sirens and scoot out of there and into a nearby bar. At least you wont get fired.

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      Most Respectfully Yours Mark Allyn Bellingham, Washington
    2. Re:Huh? by s.petry · · Score: 1

      You seem to have it pretty well planned! :P

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      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    3. Re:Huh? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Using a Company network gives the company the right to snoop the traffic and see what you are doing.

      It also gives the company the right to dictate what you (the user) are allowed to do with that computer, which is their property.

      With a single phone call, the employer can inform at any time they are able to make contact with you (the end user).. even 10pm on a Sunday... they might say please power off the computer immediately, do not press any keys; we have revoked your permission to access the laptop, you are no longer authorized to perform any activities on the laptop, and please return it to our offices at your earliest convenience, tomorrow morning

      If you login to it after that point to grab a personal file, or delete some personal files, after that, then you would be committing the crime of unauthorized access to a computer system. So your access to "personal" files could be lost at any point in time, outside your control.

      Likewise.... if they hand you a Linux system and tell you that installing software, or changing the operating system is not allowed, and you go format and install Windows 7 on it, or boot it from a Knoppix CD / Boot and Nuke CD / reimage it, or gain access to restricted accounts such as local Administrator (through hacking) to install unapproved software such as a file shredder, then you might be looking at civil or criminal charges for gaining the unauthorized access or the destruction of "personal files".

    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you show a case where use of a company car has led to ANY of those consequences? I suspect that it's all the product of a loopy reactionary fantasy.

    5. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If I get a phone call telling me I'm fired at 10pm on a Sunday, they're going to need to send a courier. I'm sure as shit not going to deliver their laptop to them 'at my earliest convenience tomorrow morning.'

    6. Re: Huh? by Lenny1791 · · Score: 1

      "The crime of unauthorized access to a computer system" usually isn't worded that way in law, differs by state, and usually includes several other requirements such as doing so maliciously or with intent to deprive the company of property, with the key word being intent, so the person can just say they didn't know their personal stuff on the company machine was assumed to be property of the company, and yes they would get away with it 99% of the time. Ignorance IS an excuse when the law requires intent as a factor, as most do. I could go on but the bottom line is it is definitely not as clear cut as "log in, guilty of crime." Any half passed lawyer could defend most of those cases

    7. Re: Huh? by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Don't tell him, I'd like to see an article about him trying this.

  57. mod parent the fuck up [eom] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no text

  58. Change passwords by Sherloqq · · Score: 1

    Change passwords in as many places as applicable. Things may be amicable right now -- circumstances change, the employee may become disgruntled later. Or someone may try to use social engineering and/or impersonate that person.

    Even if the only way into the innards of your operation is through a VPN connection they will no longer have access to, you should still change passwords on essential accounts -- those that would cause you the most harm if they became inaccessible or broken. Ditto for any public spaces that are not controlled by Corporate IT -- GitHub, company Facebook page, whatever. The higher up the ladder this person is, the larger the list of places you should be making sure are inaccessible after they leave.

    The routine of changing passwords on this scale should be one that is well documented and regularly performed regardless of human turn-over.

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    Have EVDO, will travel.
  59. Increase audit logging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would ratchet up all audit logging possible relating to his accounts. That way, if he does something malicious or anti-competitive (eg download sales and client data) you have an audit trail.

  60. Stupid questions by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    If you don't trust him or otherwise feel justified in being overtly paranoid thank him for the offer and escort him out otherwise there is nothing for you to do other than your job.

  61. Holy double-entendre Batman! by KeithH · · Score: 1

    I completely misconstrued the title of this post. I interpreted it to refer to IT end-users who are resigned to interminable frustration and poor service. That speaks volumes about the business. How depressing.

  62. Because most people are good eggs by Peter+(Professor)+Fo · · Score: 1

    There's the weird perception that 99.9% of the world are creepy, scammy, bastards. No they aren't! Twice-nightly soap operas condition you to the idea that if someone steps on your toe then WW3 breaks-out. Of course not. Treat people with respect and get them on your side. (Of course if you're a vame[sic] 1P-shooter nerd then this won't make sense to you but everybody is born with social skills even if various media suck it out of them.)

  63. backups? yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use rsync.net to back up everything. emails daily work whutevah I know what you've deleted or changed. U can run but u can't hide.

    7 daily snapshots, 4 weekly, 12 monthly, 3 yearly. Delete something anything, I can retrieve it in minutes. I can tell what you deleted, and from there come up with motive. I have a minute by minute log of what everyone is doing with files. Trust doesn't even come into it.

    Do the honorable thing and have him use his two weeks notice to train his replacement. His trustworthiness or lack of it doesn't even matter anymore. If he's a good guy you have someone you'd hire back in a minute. If not you've got the evidence trail for the prosecutor. We call that win-win.

  64. Don't hire douchebags by neminem · · Score: 1

    And if you do discover that you have inadvertently hired a douchebag, fire them already.

    As a consultant, I have privs to do all kinds of damage in all sorts of places to not only my company, but any number of companies I'm doing work for or have done work for in the past.

    First off, I'm not a dick; even if I were leaving because the company had shafted me horrifically, rather than, as it sounds like here, because I hypothetically just found some other opportunity that suited me more... even then, even if I felt like being vindictive (unlikely), I'd still restrict any harm I thought I could get away with causing, to those people who actually deserved it, not indiscriminately start screwing things up in a way that would harm all kinds of other people who had nothing to do with whatever hypothetical thing I'm imagining the company had done. Anyone who you imagine might start deleting crap out of random databases or whatever, you should can the guy right now, cause what's stopping him from doing that *now* over some slight, real or imagined?

    But secondly and far more importantly, if I were that sort of person, and I was disgruntled, do you think I'd tell you and give you a chance to lock me out? That'd be pretty stupid. If I were disgruntled and wanted to cause harm and then quit, I would obviously do it *in that order*. cause I mean... duh?

  65. AYFKM?! HR notify IT that someone is leaving? HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We usually find out someone has left or been terminated well after the fact because of "privacy laws." And though I'm Pollyanna-ishly glad that we haven't had a detectable data loss or breach yet, "yet" is the operative word here. I've warned, plead with and threatened HR and management to no avail.

    "All you have to do is tell me to backup user data or disable access. I don't need to know anything else. But I do need to know that. Or I can give HR access to user objects and application permissions extensions and they can disable..." I say. So far it has gone no where.

    And we all know how management loves to hear "I told you so!" ...When the inevitable does occur.

    Makes we wonder in awe at how much nefarious disaster in the world is averted because a normal user is also a somewhat moral creature and how much is just due to not knowing how much damage they could inflict.

  66. Law? by zmooc · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what country you are in, but where I live making an email backup for the reasons you made it for would almost certainly be illegal under privacy law.

    More in general, your systems and procedures should be designed to be able to deal with hardware failures and other unforeseen problems. You probably have backups, audit trails and access rights etc. where it matters. Therefore I don't think there's anything you should do at all as long as the paperwork that allows him access is still valid, which it is. He's still just a normal employee. There's no reason whatsoever to all of a sudden start treating him like an asshole.

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    0x or or snor perron?!
  67. Physical access. by ttucker · · Score: 1

    Without physical access control, setting folders to read only and stuff is mostly security theater. Either trust the guy or kick him to the curb.

  68. Good time to review where and how data is stored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good time to review where and how data is stored, In any business big or small no valuable company data should be stored on a personal computer. All systems should have security systems in place to stop tampering with data from both internal and external sources etc..

  69. Audit don't restrict by mysidia · · Score: 1

    I have already set some fileserver folders to Read-Only for him and taken a backup of his mailbox in case he empties it on the last day.

    Most folks aren't going to be engaged in destructive behavior when they leave ----- especially if moving to a new job. Therefore marking folders 'read-only' shouldn't be the pertinent thing. The greater danger is, they steal information. Not they destroy or corrupt information, which should be backed up anyways. And if they were going to, they probably had all the time they needed already. Why would they engage in the suspicious activity AFTER giving notice; given that they may be able to reasonably expect being released on the spot (for security reasons)? If someone wanted to be naughty..... wouldn't it make more sense to do the naughty things, and then turn in their notice after they had been doing the naughty thing for 6 months in small bite-size pieces unlikely to be noticed, or explainable away in any one instance?

    I refer you to IT separation duties:

    Even if IT is the custodian of the information, employee's may be able to access sensitive information. Two classic examples are contact lists and contracts. If a salesperson is leaving an organization, it is a time honored tradition to try to leave with the entire customer contact list. Receiving and providing contracts give a clear picture of the revenue and cost structure of an organization. These should be protected not only with digital means, but also with physical security protections.

    Perhaps not the best idea.... unless these are permissions he wouldn't notice going away.

    I would firmly suggest instead: audit all activity.

    You do have file access auditing on your file server, and capture of audit logs to a safe location, right?

    You might adjust the auditing parameters for the user to audit all activity, even when normally not all is audited.

  70. Honestly? Cut him a check & send him on vacac by Chas · · Score: 1

    Seriously.

    This option exposes the company to the least amount of possible damage the user could do.
    Lock all his accounts down.
    Obtain password lists to any external (but still company) resources this person may have had.
    Hand him his check.
    Thank him for his work.
    Watch him clean out his desk.
    Escort him out on his 2 week vacation.

    People think it's rude and heartless.
    I've seen people leave companies on ostensibly "friendly" terms, only to come back and find that said "friend" fucked them over, delete a bunch of stuff, stole things, etc.

    So, give the outgoing employee your respect, but DON'T continue to give them access to company resources.
    The amount of money lost in "productivity" is inconsequential compared to the time and money that could be lost by someone cleaning you out.

    And sure, it's never happened to YOU...until it happens to you.

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    Chas - The one, the only.
    THANK GOD!!!
  71. Re:Honestly? Cut him a check & send him on vac by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    It may be better for the employee too. After all, if I were working out my last couple of weeks I'd be paranoid about making some critical mistake and screwing something up. I'm careful anyway, but things can go wrong and if they do at a time when people are suspicious anyway then there'll be a law suit.

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    Nullius in verba
  72. Cover your ass, not just your employer's by Lenny1791 · · Score: 2

    My first job out of college was a small manufacturing company with about 30 in the front office. A new CEO came on for "new direction" crap blah blah. Anyhow the VP of Sales quit. It was on good terms but he'd had enough of the new direction. Owner, president, HR, everyone liked the guy. I was notified first thing AM by HR & CEO, and I asked them if I needed to lock him out of systems and email. They both said "no no we're going to give him a few hours to clean up." He brought contacts, and he deleted them and all emails from outlook and wiped his company iPhone. I get back from lunch at 1:00 to the CEO screaming at me for letting him wipe the phone. I said, umm I asked you and you told me to give him a few hours, and his reply was obviously "you shouldn't have listened to me, your the expert!" Moral of the story - even if the higher ups say don't worry about it, worry about it (assuming you could be blamed).

  73. If you don't already know, you may have a problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't have a company policy in place to cover employee turnover, your first job is to wander into the right boss's office with a draft of one and have a really deep conversation with him. X amount of the company's IP has wandered out thru the door with every churned employee and the legal ramifications are scary. Don't make up a process on the fly, use this to go get a policy set up.
    I was once put in the spot of having the new boss essentially ask me to hack the old bosses laptop hard drives and network shares after he retired. I didn't have issue with giving him the company stuff under normal protection, but a Thunderbird full of personal emails? His Palm Pilot Desktop of personal memos and passwords and such? Backups of pictures and contacts off his phone? And the thing that really gave me pause, password locked directories and files marked 'Personal' (turned out to be personal salary information and retirement finance stuff). Nothing illigetimate, just the ordinary stuff a guy with a smartphone and a laptop lets accumulate every time he docks for a charge, trusting his passwords won't be overridden.
    I had the brains to go to the Ethics Office, and at their direction, determine the nature of the files and let an HR type guide me in the legal aspects of eliminating all Personally Identifiable Information. Turns out we had a policy, but it was pretty vague, out of date, and didnt take into account recent legislation. I could have been giving my new boss all my old boss's salary and retirement stuff, plus his picture, social security number, address, credit card and bank account number and passwords, security questions and answers, mom's maiden name, anything you could want. Not to say my new boss would use such stuff, but by not knowing he had it, he might leave it where it could be found, etc. I was further informed that by overriding his password lockouts and making the information generally available, I could be exposing myself and my company to civil litigation risk. Lots of stuff about "due dilligence" and "willful acts".
    If you have not already been trained, start writing the training. Turns out my new boss was pretty cool about the whole thing, once he found out what he might have gotten drawn into...
     

  74. Treat them how you'd like to be treated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    After about 4 years at a government department I resigned and worked at various other places for 6 years; I heard they were hiring again, quick call, they hired me again on the spot. First day there, found my account was still active (just needed to get the password reset) and all my old email and files were still there. I was productive from the first day. I left again a few years later. I suspect my account and files are still there awaiting my return :)

  75. Consistency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I don't do anything before they leave. I wait for the HR system to separate their appointment, then automatically disable the account. 30 days later it and the email gets deleted automatically.

    Once I get the notice that the account was disabled, I work my checklist. First I save 60 days of log details about USB activity and computer logon history. I will check the file retention system we have in place to see what was deleted in their homefolder. If I see a lot, I will also check the department folder. Only once have I had to restore files back to their home folder. Most users know we are good about backups, they like us, and know it would only cause us work.

    All user data is on the network. my documents and the desktop are redirected to the homefolder. Users are coached to use those default locations. User workstations are also backed up, but not as religiously as the userdata on the network.

    Departments can request access to email within that 30 days but they are disabled. Homefolders are handled on a case by case. I usually review for personal items before providing a copy to the department. Once a year, I archive abandoned homefolders. I could delete them now that we have a file retention system in place but I don't.

    Policy is that they don't get to take file with them. So my department will not assist with that. If I see HIPAA data in the USB activity, I alert the the HIPAA security officer and let him deal with it. If I see the file copy activity on my performance monitor dashboards, I will then remote connect to the system and inspect the USB device (powershell remoting, not RDP). Then I will go up to that user and have the talk about what is not OK and probably is OK for them to take. If their copy activity shows up on my dashboard it is because they are copying their entire home folder and they probably need to sort through it first.

    Is some of this overkill. Yes, Yes it is. This is the result of a lot of "Why not, we have the technology?" conversations.

  76. -1 : Dunning Kruger. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    To anyone who has ever had anything to do with industrial strength desktop support, that post is a giant neon sign that your haven't got a clue.

    The AC (not me) is giving solid advice on the subject at hand - for free - when know-it-all's such as yourself empty their bile on them, it discourages that educational charity.

    Disclaimer: Degree qualified computer scientist working as C/C++ software engineer for the last 25yrs.

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    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    1. Re:-1 : Dunning Kruger. by Desty · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: Degree qualified computer scientist working as C/C++ software engineer for the last 25yrs.

      That's not a disclaimer -- it's the appeal to authority fallacy. Try actually addressing his points, rather than dismissing them by asserting personal expertise.

    2. Re:-1 : Dunning Kruger. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      What points? He called the GP a liar because he hasn't got a fucking clue what he talking about.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  77. chill out by skins_brew · · Score: 1

    Man, I am surprised at the level of knee jerk reactions when someone who was on good terms submits his two weeks notice. I guess you guys forgot that people can flip a shit, decide they are done at any given point, wreck havoc, and then quit? If you are so paranoid that this non-troublemaking employee might do something during his last two weeks, you should maybe make your fileserver ro for the entire org and take backup every 30 minutes or so, "just in case" someone flips a shit.

  78. Really.. by gamekeeper · · Score: 1

    This is something YOU should take up with management, the company auditor, and company legal council to establish a policy and procedure for these things.. The resources you had placed to "read-only", do you know if there is a documented policy/procedure regarding terminations? If so do your actions fall under those guidelines? If not, do you understand what negative exposure you may be causing as a result of not following such a procedure much less having one in place.. Its great that your looking for some FREE help, but this is something for your company to decide, and document.. thanks, my 2c

  79. Re:Honestly? Cut him a check & send him on vac by gamekeeper · · Score: 1

    This is lame.. I agree with the previous statements, let HR/legal determine his access rights at this point. Going back to the comment about FREE advise.. my suggestion engage your legal and HR department and create a termination procedure..

  80. 2 weeks can kiss it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's my 2 weeks when I get laid off or fired?

  81. Re:yes really by metrix007 · · Score: 1

    I'm familiar with rsync. Hopefully he regularly cleans out his email after being made aware of your backup policy for email accounts.

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  82. Companies are full of people by rsborg · · Score: 1

    companies in the US no longer DESEVE 2 weeks notice. the rules are no longer valid; they won't give YOU notice. don't give them any courtesy they won't give you.

    Fact is, while I sure don't have personal relationships with companies, they are full of people that a) I have a working history with, b) can be references for future employment and c) may hire me again (or I may seek to hire them). It's not for the company that you give 2 weeks, it's for your coworkers. And you can, theoretically, just notice the folks who will be impacted by your departure and not your employer, but that's not really workable.

    Pretending like you walking out on your coworkers is anything but antisocial is naive. Sure, some coworkers and managers are not going to care because your bridges are already burned, but personally, I've found most of my jobs through people I know and I've helped quite a few folks I know get gigs through connections.

    In fact, I really prefer, when I depart, to try to find a replacement for myself - usually someone I know is looking for a gig, and my former employer is glad to get a recommendation from someone they trust.

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  83. If this indeed a concern... by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    ....have him give detailed status of his work and then end his active employment. Cancel all his access and tell him to have a great extra paid vacation. If this concern is a recurring one find out why people quit. Although unattainable seek a turnover rate of 0.