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D.C. Police Detonate Man's 'Suspicious' Pressure Cooker

An anonymous reader writes: Yesterday evening in Washington D.C., police officers on routine patrol spotted an unoccupied car parked near the National Mall. They deemed it "suspicious," and took a look inside, where they found a pressure cooker. They also claimed to smell gasoline. The officers called the bomb squad, and at 7:45pm they initiated a controlled detonation of the car's contents. Afterward, a search of the car found no evidence that it contained explosives or any other hazardous materials. The car's owner was located and arrested for driving on a revoked license.

461 comments

  1. did they damage the car? by Chirs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    and if so, did they reimburse the guy?

    1. Re:did they damage the car? by russotto · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They broke the rear window and blew up the pressure cooker outside the car. Reimburse? No, they didn't reimburse him; instead they arrested him for operating a vehicle after license revocation, just to cover up for their incompetence. Obviously if a car belonging to someone has moved, it must be that person who moved it, right?

    2. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Paranoia, it's what terrorists want. It looks like they have thoroughly and completely beaten the government of the USA.

    3. Re:did they damage the car? by Known+Nutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Obviously if a car belonging to someone has moved, it must be that person who moved it, right?

      Well, sure. If he told the investigators that he drove it there... which is not entirely out of the realm of possibility. But that doesn't fit it with the "every cop is an incompetent boob running around crushing the liberties of the citizenry" theory, does it?

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    4. Re:did they damage the car? by dcollins117 · · Score: 2

      ...did they reimburse the guy?

      They will, likely to an exorbitant extent once he gets a good attorney and sues. The cops are going to have a lot of fun explaining to a judge and jury why they broke into the guys car and blew his stuff up. Especially in view of the fact that they were dead wrong to do so.

    5. Re:did they damage the car? by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The terrorists are the Federal Government of the United States; their enemy is We the People

    6. Re:did they damage the car? by msauve · · Score: 1

      "The cops are going to have a lot of fun explaining"

      ...because, terrorists!

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      "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
    7. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Paranoia, it's what terrorists want. It looks like they have thoroughly and completely beaten the government of the USA."

      CORRECTED: Paranoia, it's what terrorists want. It looks like the government of the USA has thoroughly and completely achieved it's goal.

    8. Re: did they damage the car? by jackspenn · · Score: 1

      What if the reason he left the car there was he legally couldn't move it without a valid license?

      Also not every cop is incompetent, but the overwhelming major are disconnected from the people they police, power tripping bullies, disgruntled revenue generators, slow thinkers (aka incompetent) or a combination of the above.

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    9. Re:did they damage the car? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Well, sure. If he told the investigators that he drove it there

      You can't unintentionally confess to a crime. e.g. He can't be called to testify against himself,

    10. Re:did they damage the car? by amiga3D · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Seriously? Let me know when they start rounding up dozens of people for no reason other than they believe in a different God and then they cut off their heads and post the video online. You fucking idiot, stupidity on the part of a few cops doesn't mean we're living under ISIS. Maybe you'd like to try living in the caliphate. Let me know and I'll buy the ticket if you promise to keep your ignorant fucking ass there.

    11. Re:did they damage the car? by jvkjvk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh boy are you misguided.

      You can certainly unintentionally confess to a crime. Never talk to the police except through your lawyer.

    12. Re:did they damage the car? by Known+Nutter · · Score: 1

      You can't unintentionally confess to a crime. e.g. He can't be called to testify against himself,

      No, but a statement to investigators that he drove the vehicle while his license was revoked establishes probable cause for arrest and/or citation. Which is what TFA says. The police arrested him. Whether or not such a statement can or will be used in court is a separate issue. PC for arrest is established.

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    13. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry your life is so terrible that you need imaginary enemies to distract you from it.

      Oh wait, I'm not sorry. Just kind of disgusted by people who live down to the stereotype.

    14. Re:did they damage the car? by adolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Never talk to the police except through your lawyer

      ...especially when it involves a pressure cooker.

    15. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously?

    16. Re:did they damage the car? by Calydor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's funny how there's more than one kind of terrorism, right?

      Terrorism is by definition actions meant to spread fear; it doesn't HAVE to be violent. It doesn't HAVE to be done by muslim extremists. It just has to make people afraid.

      Like the risk of having the police blow up (the contents of) your car because they (claim they) can smell gasoline. On a vehicle propelled by gasoline.

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    17. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except we're not talking about being called to testify against himself... In the hypothetical parent threat, he was arrested for a crime (i.e. accused of a crime). Whatever happens pre/post plea bargain has yet to be determined. Also, if he freely admitted to driving the car, then that can and will likely be used against him.

    18. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I checked, breaking your car window and blowing up your personal property was not on the books as a legal remedy for driving with an expired license. The narrative is intact, looks like you fell for their little diversion.

      Don't worry, police abuse will never happen to you so long as you wear enough flag pins.

    19. Re:did they damage the car? by rubycodez · · Score: 2

      The vastness of your ignorance is astounding, the government of the US has indeed rounded up hundreds convicted of no crime. They have indeed used violence, threats, mass surveillance to subjugate the populace. They have indeed forsaken the guarantees in the Constitution of due process, warrants, trial. Pry your head out of your ass

    20. Re:did they damage the car? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Your brilliance astounds! I had never considered that there was only one kind of terrorist, and only one place they could live! Up until now I assumed that terrorists could come from anywhere, and that there could be more than one! Thank you so much for helping me realize that there can be one, and only one terrorist organization!

      And yes ... you are a blithering frigging idiot.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    21. Re:did they damage the car? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Let me know when they start rounding up dozens of people for no reason

      Do I really have to start citing Ferguson and Baltimore, you fucking moron?!

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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    22. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that too, heh. The combination of both is what makes it so bad.

    23. Re:did they damage the car? by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 2

      > stupidity on the part of a few cops doesn't mean
      > we're living under ISIS.

      When those cops go unpunished it means we're moving in that direction. I'm not saying that the sky is falling and it's for sure we'll get to the point where it's that bad. But we do have a serious problem with increased militancy on the part of the police and a lack of accountability for their misconduct. And it's not out of line at all to call their pattern of abuse to reigned in and to have the abusers punished.

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      Imagine all the people...
    24. Re:did they damage the car? by cold+fjord · · Score: 0

      Do I really have to start citing Ferguson and Baltimore, you fucking moron?!

      Arresting people for rioting, mob violence, and arson doesn't constitute "no reason."

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      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    25. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrorism is the act of instigating panic. The US government has done plenty of that.

    26. Re:did they damage the car? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Go fuck yourself. You've proven over and over again to be a worthless authoritarian bootlicker, and I see no reason to pay attention to anything you say.

      For the benefit of everyone who isn't piece-of-shit Cold Fjord, I'll point out that (a) there's a difference between exercising civil rights and rioting, but the law enforcement agencies in the St. Louis area apparently can't tell what it is, and (b) the pattern of rounding people up for no reason (as well as "mob violence," if by "mob" you mean the police) started long before Michael Brown was shot.

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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    27. Re:did they damage the car? by amiga3D · · Score: 0

      I'll agree with that somewhat. You, unlike the previous idiot, sound like a reasoning individual. I'm all for dialing back the militarization of the police. Too many of those guys lack the training and temperament for the work they do. Part of the problem is the lack of pay. It's hard to hire people of the quality they need for that type of work for the paltry salaries they get. That's why this kind of crap happens so much.

    28. Re:did they damage the car? by amiga3D · · Score: 0

      Funny, I'm not particularly afraid of them. Well.....maybe the IRS.

    29. Re:did they damage the car? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You can certainly unintentionally confess to a crime. Never talk to the police except through your lawyer.

      Thank you, Mister Rockefeller, but what about all the poor schmoes who don't have a lawyer on retainer? They shouldn't have to worry about being shaken down by the cops, either.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    30. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need to be muslim, or even religious. Terrorism is a method, not a specific religious act.

    31. Re:did they damage the car? by amiga3D · · Score: 2

      I've dealt with a lot of cops over the years. Most of them were okay but there have been a few that were obviously stupid and at least one that was a bully. It happens. I doubt these guys were trying to make anyone afraid. They are most likely just over zealous guys who let their paranoia and the brainwashing they've been given overcome whatever common sense they had. Don't try to make it into something it's not. Years ago, back in the 60's at a place called Kent State the Ohio National Guard shot 4 people to death at a demonstration. It wasn't terrorism either, it was a fuck up by a bunch of scared, half trained guys with poor leadership. Fuck ups happen and that's what this was. Naturally enough, when they realized they fucked up they looked around for a way to cover their ass and saw the guy had a revoked license. Of course they locked onto that. The end result is what you need to look for. This guy will still have his head on his shoulders when he gets out of jail. Don't attribute to malice that which can be blamed on stupidity.

    32. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we're all been educated about the potential boobery and the frequency of outright lies of our sterling and always-right police forces. Facts can speak for themselves, but the police no longer get the benefit of the doubt.

    33. Re:did they damage the car? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Did you NOT see the videos of us, the USA, in Iraq and Afghanistan? There wasn't any beheading that I am aware of but all those videos of smart bombs and the likes? Those killed people. They are just as dead though they were not beheaded with a knife.

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    34. Re: did they damage the car? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      What if he had rainbows coming out of his ass?

      Also I have no statistics to back up my assumptions so I base my beliefs on what I hear on television or read online not accounting for the fact that they are the attention because they are, Occam's Razor, the exception.

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      Have no idea what is in the Constitution but blather away with silliness while thinking you are witty

      There - FTFY

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    35. Re:did they damage the car? by Pubstar · · Score: 1

      You mean I dont? I think I need to start deleting some videos I posted online.

    36. Re:did they damage the car? by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      and if so, did they reimburse the guy?

      You're kidding, right?

    37. Re:did they damage the car? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      (a) there's a difference between exercising civil rights and rioting,...

      Agreed, there is.

      ...but the law enforcement agencies in the St. Louis area apparently can't tell what it is

      That doesn't seem to be true.

      More than 400 arrested as Ferguson protests spread to other U.S. cities

      Ferguson, a predominately black city, has been hit by two nights of rioting, looting and arson with some businesses burned to the ground, but authorities say an increased security presence on Tuesday night helped quell the violence.

      Same goes for Baltimore.

      200 arrested in Baltimore rioting; 144 cars destroyed

      Looting, arson, and mob violence are pretty good indicators that the line has been crossed.

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      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    38. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, sure. If he told the investigators that he drove it there

      You can't unintentionally confess to a crime. e.g. He can't be called to testify against himself,

      Bullsh*t. Of course you can.

      "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
      "I dunno officer, I was only going 43 (in a 40mph zone)."

      -- Bingo, you just admitted to breaking the law.

      "You neighbor was murdered last night, we'd like to ask you a few questions about if you heard/saw anything."
      "Oh damn? Dave is dead? No, I wasn't home last night - do you have any idea who shot him?" ... oops, seems they only said he was murdered, not shot - how would you know that? Better get a lawyer quick...

    39. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can certainly unintentionally confess to a crime. Never talk to the police except through your lawyer.

      Thank you, Mister Rockefeller, but what about all the poor schmoes who don't have a lawyer on retainer? They shouldn't have to worry about being shaken down by the cops, either.

      Miranda rights: If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish.

      You do not need a lawyer on retainer but can ask for a public defender.

    40. Re:did they damage the car? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Miranda rights: If you cannot afford an attorney, a completely useless one who doesn't want to be there and won't do his best for you or anything like it will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish.

      fixed that for you, HTH, HAND

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    41. Re:did they damage the car? by ultranova · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't attribute to malice that which can be blamed on stupidity.

      The problem is, stupidity is sufficient. The police don't need to be actively malicious if their institutional culture - "the brainwashing they've been given" - constantly prompts them to perform unfair and destructive actions.

      Also, you're wrong. "Naturally enough, when they realized they fucked up they looked around for a way to cover their ass and saw the guy had a revoked license." Yes, it's perfectly natural to sacrifice a bystander to save your own skin. It's also not something you can blame on stupidity. It's deliberate, selfish cowardice.

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    42. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *facepalm*

      I can't tell if you're being purposefully obtuse or you're just stupid. They don't need to make you afraid of them, just afraid of something.

      Also, if you aren't afraid of the US government, then I can only surmise that you've been living in a cave.

    43. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most public defenders are actually quite good at defending their clients.

    44. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should really both select and train your officers better. Minimun IQ (or, actually, not IQ as per se, but a "fit for a job" analysis by competent tests. Cops have to be somewhat smart. I know you look at it in a different way in america, and it shows). Proper training. Cops need to know a bit of law, they need to be in good shape, they need to feel secure so they don't have to arm themselves to the teeth and shoot first. They need to be good shots with the weapons thay are given. They need to be kicked out if they break the law using their cop status as a shield. They need to be on the same line as anyone else regarding minor offences. They must pay any fines from their own purse, just like anyone else. There can't be "employer paid my fines with taxpayer money" kind of things. They need to move in pairs, not alone, so they won't be scared stiff of getting shot alone in an alley. Always better getting shot with someone else.

    45. Re:did they damage the car? by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      In my state I'm fairly certain they have to catch you actually driving the car without a license to give you that kind of a fine. I guess they live in a state run by people who don't change bad laws.

    46. Re:did they damage the car? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Terrorism is more accurately defined as the use of violence or the threat thereof against a people in order to politically coerce them. It has nothing to do with religion, as you quite rightly pointed out.

    47. Re:did they damage the car? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You don't seem to know what "terrorism" means. You just made that abundantly clear with that strange, strange post.

    48. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, its the second part of their actions that are the problem. They messed up and they looked for any reason they could to justify the stupidity.

    49. Re:did they damage the car? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with their salaries, and everything to do with where most of them came from...ex-military cops. The vast majority of military police did not choose that profession, it was given to them because they didn't qualify (look up the ASVAB exam) for other work. That means that the majority of them are not exactly bright bulbs. What do these people do when they're discharged?...become civilian police.

      Now, this is not to say there aren't good cops. But, there are a lot more bad ones.

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    50. Re:did they damage the car? by stdarg · · Score: 1

      I assume you replied to the wrong person. Surely you meant to say that to the person who said "The terrorists are the Federal Government of the United States; their enemy is We the People" (GGP) rather than GP.

      Amiga3d's example of Islamic terrorism is perfect, but the example of the federal government being a terrorist because they have occasionally violated the Constitution is ridiculous.

    51. Re:did they damage the car? by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      They broke the rear window and blew up the pressure cooker outside the car. Reimburse? No, they didn't reimburse him; instead they arrested him for operating a vehicle after license revocation, just to cover up for their incompetence. Obviously if a car belonging to someone has moved, it must be that person who moved it, right?

      He's only free because his name is Israel, not Abdul. Ohh, BTW:

      Israel Shimeles, of Alexandria, tells NBC Washington that he understands why the propane tank and pressure cooker, which he uses for work and were left in his vehicle, caused concern and why the U.S. Capitol Police had to destroy the pressure cooker. (Courtesy NBC Washington) ... Police discovered the pressure cooker on 3rd Street between Jefferson and Madison drives about 5 p.m. and destroyed it about 15 minutes before the National Memorial Day Concert on the Capitol lawn was to begin nearby.

      And that days after the death sentence of the Boston pressure cooker bomber. Yeah, they should have thought that this is absolutely no concern of them.

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    52. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      especially ALWAYS.

      Never under any circumstance speak to the police! Especially if you did nothing wrong!

    53. Re: did they damage the car? by k2r · · Score: 1

      Also not every cop is incompetent, [...]

      Not every cop is incompetent, but at least we can say for sure: Every cop is below a certain IQ-threshold :)
      http://abcnews.go.com/US/court...

    54. Re:did they damage the car? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      The terrorists are the Federal Government of the United States; their enemy is We the People

      Of course. Because when a bomb does go off, We the People never demand that everybody's pockets be searched ten times a day, do We the People? No, it's those Federal Government guys who are at fault, always.

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    55. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theory, I believe it is the first law of swinodynamics

    56. Re:did they damage the car? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I can't see any reason to live in fear. If I obey the law I'll probably never have a problem.

    57. Re:did they damage the car? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      What's strange about it....well now that you mention it the truth is often stranger than fiction. Who would have thought blowing up a pressure cooker in someones car would equate to chopping people's heads off?

    58. Re:did they damage the car? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Paranoia, it's what terrorists want. It looks like they have thoroughly and completely beaten the government of the USA.

      Order of words mixed up you have.
      Government of the USA lives on diet of paranoia in voters, inflated by terrorism.

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
    59. Re:did they damage the car? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Seriously? Let me know when they start rounding up dozens of people for no reason other than they believe in a different God and then they cut off their heads and post the video online. You fucking idiot, stupidity on the part of a few cops doesn't mean we're living under ISIS. Maybe you'd like to try living in the caliphate. Let me know and I'll buy the ticket if you promise to keep your ignorant fucking ass there.

      http://www.theatlantic.com/pol... http://www.washingtonpost.com/... http://www.bbc.com/news/world-... https://books.google.com/books...

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    60. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if I can take a pressure cooker on to a plane as hand lugage these days ?

      Are they banned since the one single isolated incident ever involving a pressure cooker ?

    61. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need a lawyer, you just keep your mouth shut and say nothing.

      This is standard procedure all around the world.

    62. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't see any reason to live in fear. If I obey the law I'll probably never have a problem.

      Unless your car backfires.

    63. Re:did they damage the car? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You don't need a lawyer, you just keep your mouth shut and say nothing.

      So you definitely go to jail. Fun!

      This is standard procedure all around the world.

      So is treating people who refuse to say anything as if they're obstructing justice.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    64. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      War On Terror, War On Drugs...

      now:

      War On Beef Stew.

    65. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naturally enough, when they realized they fucked up they looked around for a way to cover their ass and saw the guy had a revoked license.

      Don't attribute to malice that which can be blamed on stupidity.

      WTF? Arresting him to cover their asses is malice. Have you ever been arresting? It costs you lots of time and money and literally hurts!

    66. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked for the Dept of VA. In the kitchen. On July 4th the emergency nurse PA brought in a water melon.. She called down to kitchen for a knife. I brought the knife up to emergency. I was outside carrying on with the receptionist. A rookie VA cop came in on duty. I was holding the knife like dead rat by the tail. He Yelled He got a knife and ducked in the PD office. Then Officer Shakey came out asking me what I was doing with a knife on VA property. I explained this kitchen knife is property of U.S.V A. There is a water melon in the ER that emergency nurse wants to do surgery on. I can't go in to the ER because I have go back the kitchen. If I into the ER, I have to wash up and change clothes and there other veterans that may need to be fed sometime today. Today is the 4th of July same as it was last year. Like last year she brought in a water melon, the same as the year before. As he was reaching for his weapon the nurse came over took the knife out my hand and told him "Go to your room." After that only someone in a chefs suit and pushing a serving cart was allowed to move kitchen knives to areas where food is being served. When she was done she called the same officer to run the knife back down to the kitchen.. Rule #1 don't expect the police to use common sense because they have been thoroughly indoctrinated. Rule #2 They believe in I made a mistake once. The mistake was I thought I may have been wrong. #3 If they can't find something wrong then make something up. Nothing new going on with that, other than the switch from peace officers to police officers. Don't try to make them think, It gives them a headache.

    67. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't recall"

    68. Re:did they damage the car? by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Don't be a fool.

    69. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno... if I saw a pressure cooker in a car , I'd think that was a tiny bit suspicious. If you were tailgating a sporting event, maybe not. On a city street near a government building? Um.. yeah.
       

    70. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is the fact that US is operating under the precise definition of a Rogue State, as defined by the United Nations, and has yet to answer for these acts of war on sovereign nations, and yes, the USA on a DAILY BASIS rounds up innocent people and detains them without charging them with crimes via the USA border patrol under the claims of "muh national security risk!" It doesn't strike anyone else as strange that the word "homeland" is included in our security branch? Do we have colonies anywhere? Police may not be terrorists. But living in fear that you might one day come across a nervous cop who decides that you've threatened his safety is kind of the same thing as living in a state where you might be shot/blown up because of your religion. Terror is terror, doesn't matter the source.

    71. Re:did they damage the car? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Holy shit. Talk about rambling on about nothing. I'm sorry you are butthurt to find out that you live in a police state. I understand your denial. Soon will come the bargaining, but eventually you will pass through to the final stage of acceptance to the point where you realize you've been duped and while the illusion of freedom is indeed better than "The Caliphate", you are none the less living in a police state with terrorists at the helm. I'm sorry for your loss.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    72. Re:did they damage the car? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Don't be paranoid.

    73. Re:did they damage the car? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      There were as many as 1240 people killed by the police in the US last year. Total. That's all killings of any kind. In the line of duty or not. Justified or not.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L...

      The last year I could get stats for murder in general was 2013. The total murders in the US was 16,121.

      http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastat...

      I'm more than 10 times more likely to get killed by the general public than by a cop. If I was the paranoid kind I'd wear a bullet proof vest to the supermarket. As a bonus, if I don't pull a gun on them then my chances of getting offed by the cops drops drastically. All I have to worry about are the handful of rogue cops roaming around blowing up pressure cookers. Come to think of it though.....they didn't kill anyone either.

    74. Re:did they damage the car? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Keep that tinfoil hat tight dude. Your brain's getting blasted by the rays.

    75. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't attribute to malice that which can be blamed on stupidity.

      The problem is, stupidity is sufficient. The police don't need to be actively malicious if their institutional culture - "the brainwashing they've been given" - constantly prompts them to perform unfair and destructive actions.

      Also, you're wrong. "Naturally enough, when they realized they fucked up they looked around for a way to cover their ass and saw the guy had a revoked license." Yes, it's perfectly natural to sacrifice a bystander to save your own skin. It's also not something you can blame on stupidity. It's deliberate, selfish cowardice.

      your points are true, but its quite likely they ran the plates 1st.
      Have you been pulled over for speeding lately ?
      theyll leave you to stew (or calm down) as they get the 411 on your car.
      If the car is reported stolen, you can expect guns drawn on approach.

    76. Re:did they damage the car? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      You do know that only an idiot uses the "tinfoil hat" meme post Snowden, right? Tell me you aren't that frigging stupid.

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    77. Re:did they damage the car? by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      When the parent posters said "don't talk to the police" they are likely referring to videos like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc (Lawyer and detective describe why you shouldn't talk to the police

      It is more about the legal rights that every citizen has, and how to use them, than it is about how to win against the system with a high priced lawyer.

    78. Re:did they damage the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As much as I hate to agree with cold fjord, police should try to stop riots. That is one of the things they are charged with doing. They absolutely went overboard on the peaceful protesters, but so far he's technically correct in that American police don't round up dozens of people (at the same time) for no reason.

  2. Re: What a pointless fucking shitpost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a slow news day.

  3. No pressure by penguinoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you can't take the pressure, you shouldn't be a cop.

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    1. Re:No pressure by intnsred · · Score: 5, Insightful

      True, and accurately summed up decades ago by Orson Welles when he said, "A policeman's job is only easy in a police state."

    2. Re:No pressure by Strange+Quark+Star · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess they just needed to let off some steam.

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    3. Re:No pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - Madam, cooker was disrupted. No evidence of explosives was found, but these vegetables inside look highly suspicious to us. It could well be a biological attack.
      - We have to treat these as dangerous unless determined otherwise. Evacuation of Washington. This is an order.

    4. Re:No pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't take a bullet, you shouldn't be a citizen.

    5. Re:No pressure by steelfood · · Score: 1

      They couldn't take the pressure so instead they brought the heat.

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    6. Re:No pressure by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They couldn't take the pressure so instead they brought the heat.

      Now you're just getting redundant... can it.

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  4. Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "...an odor of gasoline was detected"

    In a fucking gasoline-powered car. Where do they find these geniuses?

    1. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "...an odor of gasoline was detected"

      In a fucking gasoline-powered car. Where do they find these geniuses?

      The pressure cooker should not have resisted arrest.

    2. Re:Okay... by SpankiMonki · · Score: 4, Funny

      The pressure cooker should not have resisted arrest.

      Handles up - don't shoot!

    3. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bro, I don't know about you, but my gasoline powered vehicle doesn't stink of gasoline, because I only put the fucking gasoline in the gas tank, I don't spray the body of the car liberally with gas.

    4. Re:Okay... by RDW · · Score: 5, Funny

      In a fucking gasoline-powered car. Where do they find these geniuses?

      Sure, but a pressure cooker? What is this, the 70s? Does anyone use them in 2015 for anything _except_ bomb construction and cooking meth?

      "Presto Stainless Steel Pressure Cooker (Large) - Customers who bought this item also bought: 'The Al Qaeda Manual' (Kindle Edition) / Potassium Nitrate (5kg) / Casio F-91W Digital Watch / '100 Things to do Before you Die' (Paperback - used from $0.01) / Pseudoephedrine (100 tablets) / 'The Little Book of Calm' (1 Collectible from $9.96)."

    5. Re:Okay... by amiga3D · · Score: 0

      Have you seen what they pay those guys? They're lucky to get anyone with an IQ over 80.

    6. Re:Okay... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 4, Informative

      They are awesome for cooking potatoes and stews.

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    7. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your gasoline powered car smells, something is wrong with it. Old clunkers with crappy fuel systems might have done this more commonly, but no car made in the past 20 years should smell unless something is wrong. Yeah, the cops over-reacted this time; but it's not as stupid as everybody is making it out to be. On an alternative time-line, the cops are idiots because they ignored all these warning signs. You know it.

    8. Re:Okay... by tibit · · Score: 4, Informative

      You don't know much about how to cook, then. Do you think that suddenly, what has worked for cooking in 1970s, doesn't anymore?

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    9. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe you don't know how awesome a pressure cooker is but those of us that know how to cook do. As another poster mentioned, they are great for stews but are also really awesome for cooking any meat type that you want to be tender and done in about 30 minutes. You can take some bottom round chuck steak that's not so great of quality, toss it in a pressure cooker with some spices and enough liquid and in a half our you have an tender, tasty piece of meat.

      We also own a crock pot to cook stuff all day but sometimes you want it done in 30 minutes for different stuff.

      But sure, I just like to build bombs out of my nice kitchen stuff, that's it.

    10. Re:Okay... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      I realize parent was probably meant to be "funny," but since the post was modded "insightful" by some idiot mods...

      Sure, but a pressure cooker? What is this, the 70s? Does anyone use them in 2015 for anything _except_ bomb construction and cooking meth?

      Have the laws of physics or chemistry changed since the 1970s?

      Pressure cookers cook many things faster, mostly because they are able to achieve higher temperatures. You want to cook dry beans, a pot roast, chicken or beef stock, braised ribs, oxtail soup, whatever.... in 1/3 or 1/4 of the time as usual, pressure cookers still work. And for dishes that usually take 3 or 4 hours minimum to get tender, pressure cookers are still extremely useful when time is short.

    11. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know you can use a pressure cooker to make homemade KFC, right? There's no "11 herbs and spices", it's just chicken, fat, oil, flour, salt, pepper, and MSG, but cooked in a pressure cooker.
        It's a bit of a pain, but man, it's awesome to just run through a big old bag full of chicken pieces and make enough "KFC" for the whole family to have dinner, and still have plenty of leftovers, for like $10.

    12. Re:Okay... by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Also for sterilizing stuff. Cheap autoclave.

      Of course it's all pre-sterilized disposables these days. Can you even buy glass Petri dishes ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H baby bottles any more?

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      -- Alastair
    13. Re:Okay... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      This. Some people microwave and some people cook.

    14. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have the laws of physics or chemistry changed since the 1970s?

      IIRC, Newt Gingrich got those repealed in the 1990s.

    15. Re:Okay... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      Cooking is subject to trends, if you haven't noticed. Clunky 70s housewife equipment is out of fashion, to say the least.

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    16. Re:Okay... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 3, Informative

      Cooking is subject to trends, if you haven't noticed. Clunky 70s housewife equipment is out of fashion, to say the least.

      Umm, while you may call it "clunky," pressure cookers are decidedly in fashion as an appropriate tool used for the right purposes. The cool, hip tech-savvy cooks use them along side their sous-vide machines and blowtorches for a number of important kitchen tasks.

      Need examples? Nathan Myrhvold's Modernist Cuisine (2011), one of the recent "bibles" of molecular gastronomy, lauds the pressure cooker, in a list of "invaluable modernist tools" called it "a must-have; essential for stocks, tendering tough grains and seeds," and also noted its usefulness for sterilizing in various kitchen tasks. (For some specific home applications, see, for example, here.) Harold Blumenthal at The Fat Duck restaurant found that stocks made with pressure cookers were both faster and better-tasting once they understood the effects of diffusion laws on stock making. And here's a whole blog on Slate about their comeback.

      I could go on. Pressure cookers may have been "out" a decade ago, but now they're back "in" again... best time to update your kitchen fashion files.

    17. Re:Okay... by hey! · · Score: 1

      Pressure cookers have actually made a comeback among foodies. The difference from grandma's pressure cooking style is that times for anything but pot roast are *extremely* short. For example if you're cooking broccoli it's done after two minutes at pressure. Grandma would have kept the broccoli in the pressure cooker for five minutes and removed it as a pale gelatinous goo.

      A pressure cooker is a good acquisition when you're setting up a kitchen because even though you might use it only a couple of times a month, if you don't lock down the lid what you have is just a nice, heavy pot. Slow cooked is still the way to go for chili, but if you don't have eight hours you can get passable results in well under an hour with a pressure cooker.

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    18. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't buy that it smelled in the first place.

      Cops have been known to lie about smells repeatedly, to the point that the MA supreme court ruled that the odor of marijuana did NOT provide probable cause for a search. Why should we be any more inclined to believe them in this instance?

      Private citizens should be innocent until proven guilty. Government, guilty until proven innocent.

    19. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can cook plenty of stuff in them, plus use them for canning. I'm pretty sure plenty of people have them.

    20. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pressure cookers are amazing. You can cook dried beans in 15min. As a vegan, I use one almost every day.

      I find them convenient like a microwave except you can put real food in them and have something tasty come out. You don't even need to know how to cook.

    21. Re:Okay... by RDW · · Score: 1

      Harold Blumenthal at The Fat Duck restaurant found that stocks made with pressure cookers were both faster and better-tasting once they understood the effects of diffusion laws on stock making.

      His brother Heston speaks very highly of them, too. Not sure I'd want to eat at his restaurants, though:

      2011: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-e...
      2014: http://www.theguardian.com/lif...

    22. Re:Okay... by russotto · · Score: 1

      The great thing about a smell of gasoline in a car is that it can both be made to sound suspicious and that it's completely non-disprovable; if the cops claim to smell pot and they destructively search the car and not a microgram of pot is found, the cops look pretty foolish. But gasoline? If no one can smell it later, maybe it was just a bit of a spill which evaporated since... who could know?

    23. Re:Okay... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Pressure cookers are becoming more popular again, especially because of shows like Iron Chef (where they use pressure cookers all the time because everything has to be ready in an hour).

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    24. Re:Okay... by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Look in s housewares store in Europe it's full of pressure cookers! It's Socialists who use them! Red blooded Americans don't dare use them because it's the road to Communism!

    25. Re:Okay... by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      Also, modern pressure cookers are not the same beast as those old relics. They're programmable and multi-function. Mine also functions as a slow cooker, rice cooker, steamer, and yogurt maker; allowing me to save space by owning one appliance instead of four (I don't actually make my own yogurt. But I could.). For someone without a lot of time to cook, it's fantastic. I can just measure the ingredients, toss them into the pot, seal it, start the program, and go off to do other things. It even releases the pressure automatically after it's done cooking. So I get a fantastic dinner while investing a fraction of the time, effort, and attention.

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    26. Re:Okay... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      If your gasoline powered car smells, something is wrong with it.

      Not if you just filled it up and some gas spilled... that's not impossible or uncommon/

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      "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    27. Re:Okay... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Or you splashed some fuel when filling the tank on accident.

      Or the police lied to make their actions seem reasonable.

    28. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your gasoline powered car smells, something is wrong with it. Old clunkers with crappy fuel systems might have done this more commonly, but no car made in the past 20 years should smell unless something is wrong. Yeah, the cops over-reacted this time; but it's not as stupid as everybody is making it out to be. On an alternative time-line, the cops are idiots because they ignored all these warning signs. You know it.

      Except there weren't any warning signs and the cops lied about the gas smell.

    29. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think pressure cookers aren't popular, then you obviously don't know how to cook.

      Go look on Amazon. There are dozens of pressure cookers being sold with hundreds or thousands of reviews each.

    30. Re:Okay... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Hey, my dad gave me that watch. And I have allergies. I'm trying to make a cold medicine that will blow them away.

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    31. Re:Okay... by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

      The kettle was arrested and exploded for cooking while black.

    32. Re: Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Older vehicles sometimes have issues with the vapor recovery system which can result in the smell of gas.

    33. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STICK your PROPANE tank up your ass!!!

    34. Re:Okay... by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 1

      "...an odor of gasoline was detected"

      In a fucking gasoline-powered car. Where do they find these geniuses?

      I'm kind of concerned about that line as well. The implication is that that the odor of gas was suspected to be related to the presumed explosive device. Thing is, the pressure-cooker turned out to not be an explosive device. So... it turns out the odor of gasoline was either fabricated or as you say, due to a defective car. A huge part of police responsibility is being able to determine truth. It's not hard to figure out that a car is leaking gas. Unless you're making shit up, which is what this particular instance sounds like.

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    35. Re:Okay... by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

      Holy shit. I'm pretty sure there's been exactly ONE bomb related pressure cooking incident in the last 100 years. There's been untold millions of shitty meals searved in that time. And nobody cooks meth in a fucking pressure cooker. Read much?

    36. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh...canning?

    37. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No potato in Latvia, only sorrow.

    38. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to understand diffusion laws to make better stock with a pressure cooker, you just have to know the right amount of time to cook it.

    39. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $52,184 starting pay with a raise to $57,000+ after the first year.

    40. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is shit.

    41. Re:Okay... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Yes... sorry for the typo.

    42. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I use pressure cookers for vacuum degassing molds and pressure impregnating metals and woods. Well, you know pressure cookers are designed to hold pressure in, not keep it out, but the ones I have work decently as vacuum chambers too. My grandmother uses a pressure cooker for claving preserves, and a friend of mine uses a pressure cooker to sterilise medium for growing mushrooms. Also they're fucking great for cooking stews.

    43. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your point is that they will shortly be "out" again. Gotcha.

    44. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very common / popular in India. While I have not seen an official survey, I am willing to bet that most Indian households own a pressure cooker based on personal experience. Heck, I have seen them in slums. Why - because they are a very quick/efficient way to cook lentils/beans/rice which are staples in Indian diets.

    45. Re:Okay... by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

      The pressure cooker should not have resisted arrest.

      But... was the pressure cooker black?

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    46. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there is a resurgence of glass stuff from the organic no plastic crowd (we used the glass baby bottles, they were very nice actually).

      I liked them, because if you did say forget a bottle under a stroller over night the smell washed out of hte glass easily with a little soap and vinegar.

      That stuff just sticks to plastic forever.

    47. Re:Okay... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      While not a pressure cooker I use my pressure canner frequently enough. It is a great way to preserve food and I save a lot of money doing so. Jams, veggies, sauces, stews, chile all get made and canned for use over the next year. Right now I probably still have about 10 gallons of food I canned last year.

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    48. Re:Okay... by RDW · · Score: 1

      And nobody cooks meth in a fucking pressure cooker. Read much?

      https://www.erowid.org/archive...
      Surely a meth recipe with that many exclamation marks can't be wrong?

    49. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That or delicious 24 hour chili ... but that's about it. Meth or chili.

    50. Re:Okay... by RDW · · Score: 1

      To the list of excellent pressure-cooker related kitchen gadgets I'd like to add the Bialetti Brikka moka pot: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bialet... . It's one of those Italian stove top coffee makers with the addition of a weighted valve like an old-school pressure cooker. This raises the pressure beyond what you get with the conventional design, making a drink that's closer to a real espresso with a bit of crema. No terrorist applications have yet been reported, though coffee use is allegedly endemic amongst senior members of ISIS, Al Qaeda, and the FSF.

    51. Re:Okay... by RDW · · Score: 1

      OK, you're not the guy we're looking for, you can go about your business. But wait! What's this? The 'GNU Manifesto'! Put the orange jumpsuit on and kneel with your hands behind your back!

    52. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are used extensively by the paleo community to cook bone broth (stock from scratch), the vegetarian community for cooking beans, the canning community for canning, and people that live at high altitudes. These are just off the top of my pressure cooker owning head.

    53. Re:Okay... by RDW · · Score: 1

      Another win for this thread is that until now I had no idea there was such a thing as a 'paleo community'. You learn something every day on Slashdot!

    54. Re:Okay... by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Sure, but a pressure cooker? What is this, the 70s? Does anyone use them in 2015 for anything _except_ bomb construction and cooking meth?

      My wife uses hers to can vegetables.

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    55. Re:Okay... by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      The pot and kettle were later arrested for loitering nearby.

    56. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1970s? Hear of KFC? He used a pressure cooker as well. I own the same model he used in the beginning, made in the 1930s. They weren't even new back then.

      Wanna cook potatoes quickly? Get a pressure cooker. You can pump the K Calories of heat into it fast.

    57. Re:Okay... by tibit · · Score: 1

      If you want to wait 45 minutes for your potatoes to cook, it's your thing. It's not my thing, though. Mine are done in 15 after the steam valve starts venting. Fuckin' big ass russets, uncut. If that means that i'm stuck in the 70s, so be it.

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    58. Re:Okay... by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      Pressure cookers have become popular again after cooking contest shows became popular. Lots of chefs use them to make things like ribs tender in 45 minutes, instead of having to slow cook for 2-3 hours.

    59. Re:Okay... by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      The rise in popularity of cooking shows, especially timed contests like Iron Chef, has shown a new generation how awesome pressure cookers are.

  5. I did not know... by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You need a license to own a parked car? Was he seen "operating" the vehicle?

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    1. Re:I did not know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Police need arrest rates for their numbers, we used X resources on nothing lets get an arrest out of it.

    2. Re:I did not know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      More than likely they first got him to admit to driving it. The arrest was then used to hold him a little longer while they investigate his background a bit more to make sure he wasn't a real threat before letting him go.

    3. Re:I did not know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That or they pulled traffic camera footage of him driving.

    4. Re:I did not know... by DeBattell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They revoked his license and then arrested him for driving on a revoked license.

    5. Re:I did not know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      investigate his background a bit more to make sure he wasn't a real threat

      You mean to them, right? They had to make sure that he wasn't going to cause them trouble for blowing up his car.

    6. Re:I did not know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The statement said Shimeles was arrested by Capitol Police and charged with “Operating After Revocation” and that he was being processed Sunday evening at the police headquarters building.

      How would they know that he drove the vehicle?

    7. Re:I did not know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's possible he told them. People confess to small crimes all the time when talking to cops.

    8. Re:I did not know... by cold+fjord · · Score: 0

      I did not know... You need a license to own a parked car? Was he seen "operating" the vehicle?

      How do you think his car came to be at a parking meter ($2/hr) on the National Mall in DC? Teleportation? Do you think he kept feeding it quarters for days and weeks on end? Or do you think he was doing radom business there when the license fairy appeared and told him his license was gone?

      Unless he is a tester for Uber or reported it stolen, the list of possibilities is pretty short for it to be where it is, and I would be surprised it if had been there very long at $2/hr.

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    9. Re:I did not know... by cold+fjord · · Score: 2

      Washington DC is about 50% black. I'm pretty sure they have drivers licenses at about the same rate as other places.

      Why don't you take the race baiting to another site?

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    10. Re:I did not know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have got to be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. The car was driven by somebody he was with. You can own a car without a license.

    11. Re:I did not know... by Calydor · · Score: 1

      He called a friend with a valid license to drive him into town, in his own car since that could fit the pressure cooker in the back seat.

      That's my theory, and at least a plausible explanation.

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    12. Re:I did not know... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      I do believe you will find a plausible answer to your many questions in the above replies.. And need I remind you that Slashdot says only one question per post? Watch yourself!

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    13. Re:I did not know... by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 2

      And if you're trying to move a pressure cooker around, it's probably 14 years too late to do so on public transportation...

    14. Re:I did not know... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Holy shit, that is exceedingly moronic even by your standards.

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    15. Re:I did not know... by cold+fjord · · Score: 0

      If that was true then that person could have made a statement to that effect and then there wouldn't have been a ticket. The fact that didn't heppen tells us there was no second person who what the driver. This is simple to figure out. Maybe you're "over thinking" this.

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    16. Re:I did not know... by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately those "plausible answers" consditute a defense against the charge, and they didn't happen, hence the charge.

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    17. Re:I did not know... by cold+fjord · · Score: 0

      If that would have happened then he wouldn't have gotten a ticket unless his friend refused to state he drove him, and why would he do that if he was a friend? That theory doesn't hold much water.

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    18. Re:I did not know... by Calydor · · Score: 1

      You think after blowing up his stuff only to find out it wasn't a bomb the police will care about his statement? His friend CLEARLY just claimed to have been the one driving to save him, so got hit with Obstruction Of Justice or something along those lines.

      Don't underestimate a police officer trying to save face after screwing up big time.

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    19. Re:I did not know... by cold+fjord · · Score: 0

      If that were true you would be able to understand it perfectly, which you apparently don't. Maybe you should try having someone read it to you slowly and explain things until you can understand it.

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    20. Re:I did not know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't drive, so he lent it to a friend or family who needs a car?

    21. Re:I did not know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did not know... You need a license to own a parked car? Was he seen "operating" the vehicle?

      How do you think his car came to be at a parking meter ($2/hr) on the National Mall in DC? Teleportation? Do you think he kept feeding it quarters for days and weeks on end? Or do you think he was doing radom business there when the license fairy appeared and told him his license was gone?

      Unless he is a tester for Uber or reported it stolen, the list of possibilities is pretty short for it to be where it is, and I would be surprised it if had been there very long at $2/hr.

      I don't know - is he married? Was his wife or a friend (or adult child) with him? Maybe they drove the car and he sat in the passenger seat?

      The car itself apparently was "legal", it was just his license that was suspended - that doesn't revoke anyone else's ability to drive the vehicle (with his permission) in any state in the US.

    22. Re:I did not know... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Unless he is a tester for Uber or reported it stolen, the list of possibilities is pretty short for it to be where it is, and I would be surprised it if had been there very long at $2/hr.

      Ahhh so we'll prosecute people on the assumption that they may have committed a crime?

      Interestingly I was at the mall only an hour ago. My car was parked in the carpark, but I'm currently injured and unable to drive. I physically can't operate the gearstick right now, but somehow my car and I made it to the mall? How could this be? It is a mystery.

      The other part of the mystery is that I don't know where my car is at the moment. It's not in my garage.

    23. Re:I did not know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need a license to own a parked car?

      Oddly enough, yes. The car needs a registration, the person on the registration must have car insurance, and car insurance requires a license. There are exceptions for disabled persons who can prove that they will not drive the car.

    24. Re:I did not know... by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      The real mystery here is would you be able to present proof to a police officer that you didn't drive? He couldn't. I present you can? (I'm glad we're all geniuses here.)

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    25. Re:I did not know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are full of shit. You do not need a license in order to get auto insurance or registration.

    26. Re:I did not know... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      To be fair you've already demonstrated you are quite capable of ignoring rational thought and logic should they lead you from the outcome you desire, such as your rampant religiosity. Once that has been demonstrated, you should expect people to poke holes in your arguments, as we don't know if you are still wearing your "irrational believer" hat or not. You can't have your cake and eat it.

    27. Re:I did not know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I present you can? (I'm glad we're all geniuses here.)

      No, no. Just you.

    28. Re:I did not know... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I've read that like 4 times and I still don't understand what you were trying to say.

    29. Re:I did not know... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      in his own car since that could fit the pressure cooker in the back seat.

      Sounds like pressure cookers really have gone out of fashion, if people think they are that big. Hint: only slightly larger than a normal pot.

      Think about it: if it fits into a backpack (he!), it fits into the trunk of any car, no matter how small.

    30. Re:I did not know... by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      You're missing the whole "innocent until proven guilty" part. He doesn't have to prove he wasn't driving. They have to prove he was. That's how it works here. Well, in theory, anyway...

    31. Re:I did not know... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Really, man! If I wanted to bring in some serious race baiting, I would just post the ratio of traffic stops, not count licenses.

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    32. Re:I did not know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      got this one time in LA. cops pulled me over in a dicey neighborhood. once they saw I wasn't doing anything wrong they gave me a parking ticket for making an emergency stop (getting pulled over) in a driveway. by the time I could find legal parking, they'd have had dogs, helicopters and 2 dozen troopers on my ass for felony eluding.

    33. Re:I did not know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no. Just you.

      Don't be so modest, you're clearly a genius. Truly.

    34. Re:I did not know... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Even your trolling has become sub-sub-par. ROTFLMAO

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  6. The War on Cheaper cuts of Meat begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They'll have to pry my slow cooker from my cold dead oven mitts

    1. Re:The War on Cheaper cuts of Meat begins... by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I know it doesn't matter but I'm wondering why he had a pressure cooker in his car. I don't think that's something I've seen before. I've only carried one once and that was in the trunk so I guess I'm safe.

    2. Re:The War on Cheaper cuts of Meat begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Story is about a pressure cooker, not a slow cooker. Two different things (I use both!).

    3. Re:The War on Cheaper cuts of Meat begins... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      They'll have to pry my slow cooker from my cold dead oven mitts

      Slow cooker != pressure cooker.

      A slow cooker takes 6 hours to cook, a pressure cooker takes 30 minutes.

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    4. Re:The War on Cheaper cuts of Meat begins... by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

      Here's one thing he was not doing: planning to blow anything up. Why the fuck does it matter?

    5. Re:The War on Cheaper cuts of Meat begins... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      A pressure cooker can be used to tenderize meat, as well as being able to cook things quickly. I can even slow roast things in the oven and they become tender, like the arm roast I cooked yesterday. It came out a perfect medium rare and was almost as tender as a nice prime rib but took 7 hours to cook.

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    6. Re:The War on Cheaper cuts of Meat begins... by zlives · · Score: 1

      because

      1. he is poor
      2. probably non white

      thus a criminal if not terrorist. Its not like he owned a gun or anything than it would be perfectly fine.

    7. Re:The War on Cheaper cuts of Meat begins... by zlives · · Score: 1

      all kidding aside, no one likes people that drive beige mini vans, i empathize with the cops on this one.

    8. Re:The War on Cheaper cuts of Meat begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had used a pressure cooker, it would have come out just as well in 1/3 the time.

    9. Re:The War on Cheaper cuts of Meat begins... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Not really. Try getting a nice crust that only browns the meat a couple of millimeters in with the rest of the roast being that beautiful medium rare red throughout. While a pressure cooker can cook faster by using higher heat than I had the oven set to (190F) and steam, it may not provide the results one wants. A pot roast on the other hand can go right into the pressure cooker and it will turn out fine.

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  7. It smelled like gasoline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in a parking lot? That IS rather suspicious.

  8. Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Especially if the cops revoked the owner's driving license just to accuse him/her of something or other.

    And was the owner also the driver? It would have been nice for TFS to mention that.

    1. Re:Not pointless... by kheldan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pretty much this. "We fucked up and embarassed ourselves, so we're going to take it out on you because we can". That's what it reads like. Was the guy who owned the car black, too?

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    2. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he were black they would have used a toilette brush on his anus and did not bother with charges.

    3. Re:Not pointless... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2

      Pretty much this. "We fucked up and embarassed ourselves, so we're going to take it out on you because we can". That's what it reads like. Was the guy who owned the car black, too?

      So you are saying that California is a racist police state?

    4. Re:Not pointless... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      Pretty much this. "We fucked up and embarassed ourselves, so we're going to take it out on you because we can". That's what it reads like. Was the guy who owned the car black, too?

      So you are saying that California is a racist police state?

      Whoops, wrong article.

      Same snarky question re DC though ...

    5. Re:Not pointless... by Shakrai · · Score: 2

      Especially if the cops revoked the owner's driving license just to accuse him/her of something or other.

      Not to burst your paranoid bubble, but the cops can't just revoke drivers licenses in the United States. Generally speaking, your drivers license can only be revoked or suspended after convictions for certain serious traffic offenses, a combination of convictions for minor traffic offenses, or failure to pay renewal fees when your license expires. A handful of jurisdictions allow the cops to physically take your license when you're cited for DWI; the actual suspension thereof generally occurs at your first court appearance.

      In this instance they haven't released any of the back story, but it would seem that the guy was driving on a suspended or revoked license, which is a crime most everywhere in the World. It's a tough one to get away with in the day and age of license plate readers but if you're gonna attempt it you're probably best advised not to park your car on the Mall in Washington DC.....

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    6. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not a crime to have your car parked somewhere if you have a suspended/revoked license

    7. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No, but it's kind of hard to park your car somewhere without first driving it to that spot.

      Also, given the area described, it was parked more or less in front of the Capitol Reflecting Pool, which is not an area where people tend to park and sit for long periods of time. It's also an area of very heavy foot traffic.

      In other words, if you wanted to put a car bomb somewhere where it would cause a lot of damage and have the US Capitol Building as a backdrop, it sure would be an effective spot for it. The police are being cautious, as they should be.

    8. Re:Not pointless... by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      It is though a crime to drive it to a parking lot and park it there if your license has been revoked. I agree it was probably overkill on the part of the police but it's hard to feel sorry for someone who is under the impression the law doesn't apply to him.

    9. Re:Not pointless... by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To the best of my recollection, there is no legal parking on that section of 3rd Street, NW or SW, near the National Mall. If you illegally park your car near the US Capitol Building you should probably expect some scrutiny. If you have a pressure cooker inside in the day and age of improvised explosive devices you should expect further scrutiny. Is the latter bit "fair?" Maybe not. But it's reality in this era.

      If the police don't investigate an illegally parked car near a sensitive structure they're grossly negligent. If the investigation reveals you broke the law to get the car there, well, you're going to get charged. If this gentleman was driving on a suspended license it was only a matter of time before he got charged anyway; he just managed to do it in a high profile fashion, vs. the thousands of idiots doing the exact same thing that get picked up in a more mundane fashion every day of the week.

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    10. Re:Not pointless... by mysidia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      but it would seem that the guy was driving on a suspended or revoked license

      He was not caught by police driving on a suspended driver's license: his car was parked at the time, so there should be no probable cause to arrest.

      Someone else can still drive the vehicle for him.

      Also, the police should have to pay for replacement of his vehicle and replacement of his pressure cooker, before he can be arrested. As I see it, right now: so far: the police have committed the bigger crime, which is wanton destruction of property.

    11. Re:Not pointless... by russotto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Also, given the area described, it was parked more or less in front of the Capitol Reflecting Pool, which is not an area where people tend to park and sit for long periods of time.

      Really? Then why was there a parking meter there?

    12. Re:Not pointless... by Shakrai · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You people really are something. Have you ever heard the expression, "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should?"

      I can legally put every single firearm I own into the trunk of my car with thousands of rounds of ammunition and drive through Washington DC on my way to Virginia. That doesn't mean cruising past the White House on this little road trip is a sensible decision, never mind parking nearby while I grab a bite to eat or take a few photos.

      Fucking common sense says don't park your fucking car a block away from the United States Capitol with anything inside that could be misidentified as an explosive device. It also says you should keep your drivers license current and in good standing. You think they just cited him for that offense without checking to see that he was actually operating the vehicle? You are familiar with traffic cameras right? Hell, he probably admitted that he was driving when they interviewed him.

      He's not getting the book thrown at him in any of the media accounts I've read, he's getting the same treatment he would have received if he was pulled over for a routine traffic stop. If it's his first offense he'll probably get off with a small fine and a conviction for a violation rather than a misdemeanor. There's no fucking miscarriage of justice here.

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    13. Re:Not pointless... by russotto · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Have you ever heard the expression, "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should?"

      Yeah, usually from authoritarians who think it's perfectly OK to enforce laws which they couldn't be bothered to actually enact.

      Fucking common sense says don't park your fucking car a block away from the United States Capitol with anything inside that could be misidentified as an explosive device.

      Like its gas tank?

      It also says you should keep your drivers license current and in good standing.

      It was revoked. Did you know that in the District of Columbia, the Mayor or his representative can revoke your license for any reason at all, and the only appeal is to the Mayor?

      You think they just cited him for that offense without checking to see that he was actually operating the vehicle?

      Sure, why not? Now they can leverage dropping that charge against his not filing a lawsuit for the damage to his car.

      He's not getting the book thrown at him in any of the media accounts I've read, he's getting the same treatment he would have received if he was pulled over for a routine traffic stop.

      I don't know about you, but I've never been pulled over for a routine traffic stop when I wasn't driving.

    14. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are committed of fraud or drug running, sometimes they can suspend or revoke your license as extra punishment, despite the fact that it has nothing to do with the actual crime at hand.

    15. Re:Not pointless... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

      Whoops, wrong article.

      Are you sure about that? Politico had an article on how GOP Catholics (oxymoron?) felt uncomfortable with the current pope's policies on global warming and Israel. Someone posted a long comment about how California was a failed welfare state with cherry-picked links to conservative "news" articles from several years ago. As a moderate conservative in California, I found the post very offensive. Seems like some posters don't have anything to add to the discussion, just toss in California as a monkey wrench.

    16. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's getting the same treatment he would have received if he was pulled over for a routine traffic stop.

      How many routine traffic stops have you been in where your car window was broken out and your property was strapped to explosives which were then detonated?

      captcha: unjustly

    17. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um, DC. and YES: http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=93707

    18. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most disturbing part of your whole thing was the use of the words "routine traffic stop". The government has not right to pull people over for "routine" anything. The government needs to respect the rights of the people to be free from searches without probable cause.

    19. Re:Not pointless... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      He's not getting the book thrown at him in any of the media accounts I've read, he's getting the same treatment he would have received if he was pulled over for a routine traffic stop.

      He wasn't driving at the time, and the miscarriage of justice is wanton and unnecessary destruction of valued personal property --- his vehicle, and his cookingware.

      That doesn't mean cruising past the White House on this little road trip is a sensible decision, never mind parking nearby while I grab a bite to eat or take a few photos.

      He didn't pack his car full of firearms and cruise past the Whitehouse.

      It was a pressure cooker, and he left his car parked at the mall.

      I don't know what shops are at the mall his car was found at, but I would imagine that they sell pressure cookers.

      And these are ordinary cooking appliances, not weapons.... I would not be the least bit surprised for there to be many instances of people having left one in their car.

    20. Re:Not pointless... by Shakrai · · Score: 0

      Do you think quoting my post line by line makes you sound like less of an absolutist idiot?

      Like its gas tank?

      Gasoline doesn't explode, it burns. Of course, as our resident expert in IEDs and Constitutional Law, you already knew that, right?

      I've never been pulled over for a routine traffic stop when I wasn't driving.

      In New York State you can get expired registration and/or inspection citations while your car is parked. There ain't nothing to see here. Drive without a license and you'll get cited for driving without a license. If you have proof they made up that charge or revoked his license for political reasons why don't you present it? Otherwise you're just making shit up to fit your narrative.

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    21. Re:Not pointless... by Shakrai · · Score: 0

      Were you paying attention to what two idiots did with pressure cookers in Boston a few years ago? Or what another idiot tried to do with a propane tank, which this story says may also have been in the vehicle?

      I would not be the least bit surprised for there to be many instances of people having left one in their car.

      I own both of those items. I've transported them within my vehicle many times. What I haven't done is parked my fucking car outside the local Federal building and left it unattended with those items inside. Should I have to think that way? No. Is that the sad reality of the world we live in today? Yes.

      Jesus Fucking Christ, look up what "common sense" means sometime. Stop trying to rationalize this as some sort of oppressive Governmental action. This is called an "abundance of caution," and is perfectly understandable to anyone that hasn't been living under a rock for the last twenty years.

      and the miscarriage of justice is wanton and unnecessary destruction of valued personal property

      Which he'll likely be reimbursed for, notwithstanding the fact that he was illegally operating the vehicle immediately prior to this happening. A pressure cooker costs ~$30, a rear window ~$400, and a propane cylinder ~$30. We're not even talking one thousand dollars worth of damages here.

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    22. Re:Not pointless... by sed+quid+in+infernos · · Score: 0

      "Did you know that in the District of Columbia, the Mayor or his representative can revoke your license for any reason at all, and the only appeal is to the Mayor?" No. Could you please point us to the law that authorizes mayoral driver's license revocation? (I'm betting you can't.) Also, no matter what DC law might say, there would definitely be a way to obtain collateral review of such revocation in the federal courts. Review might not succeed, but it would be available.

    23. Re:Not pointless... by sed+quid+in+infernos · · Score: 2

      "I don't know what shops are at the mall his car was found at, but I would imagine that they sell pressure cookers." The "shops" at the mall in question (that is, the National Mall) sell bottled water, sodas, and ice cream bars. Plus cheesy souvenirs, hats, and t-shirts. Also, the shops are tiny trailers or pushcarts. I suppose the gift shops at the Smithsonian might count here (though I think that's stretching a point), but I haven't seen pressure cookers at any of them.

    24. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      was this one of the links? http://www.economist.com/node/...

    25. Re:Not pointless... by currently_awake · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They appear to have had reasonable cause to call the bomb squad, and driving without a licence is illegal. Nothing to see here.

    26. Re: Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but NY is a racist police state.

    27. Re: Not pointless... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      The only thing for sale at the National Mall is freedom and 'merica. No pressure cookers.

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    28. Re:Not pointless... by Xenx · · Score: 1

      ... Routine traffic stop means a normal vehicular violation warranting being pulled over. It does not, in of itself, imply any unjust actions. I hope you were only unintentionally ignorant of the meaning.

    29. Re:Not pointless... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Do you think quoting my post line by line makes you sound like less of an absolutist idiot? "

      Just accept the fact that he buried your ridiculous post, line by line, and exposed you as the idiot that you truly are :-)

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    30. Re:Not pointless... by russotto · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Did you know that in the District of Columbia, the Mayor or his representative can revoke your license for any reason at all, and the only appeal is to the Mayor?" No. Could you please point us to the law that authorizes mayoral driver's license revocation? (I'm betting you can't.)

      You lose. DC Code 50-1403.1(a) and (c).

    31. Re:Not pointless... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

      Do you know what you call a person who tries to convince you that is perfectly acceptable to react in completely irrational ways at the mere sight of every day occurrences? That person is called a terrorist (and I neither use the term loosely, nor in the same way a govt. propagandist would use it)

      Pay attention, once again: Don't spread bullshit memes that promote irrational fear. If you continue to do so, you are a terrorist. Again, this has nothing to do with any country, government, political, or theological allegiance or lack thereof.

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    32. Re:Not pointless... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Republicans don't like the fact that Democratic Governor Brown put a tax increase on the ballot in 2012, a majority of voters voted yes (55.4%), and the state budget has a budget surplus this year and next year. That doesn't fit the doom-and-gloom narrative that California is on the verge of an economic collapse.

    33. Re:Not pointless... by russotto · · Score: 3, Informative

      Gasoline doesn't explode, it burns. Of course, as our resident expert in IEDs and Constitutional Law, you already knew that, right?

      Pressure cookers neither explode nor burn, unless you pack them with explosives. Gasoline vapor mixed with air, however, explodes. If you want to make a car bomb, you don't need a pressure cooker. Ask Dateline NBC.

      In New York State you can get expired registration and/or inspection citations while your car is parked.

      Yes, but you can't get driving on a suspended/revoked license citations while the car is parked. There's a difference: expired registration/inspection applies to the car, revoked license applies to the driver. If my license is revoked, it's still legal for me to allow anyone else with a valid license to drive my car, and it is still legal for the car (assuming its registration and inspection remains valid) to be parked on public streets where parking is permitted. (There was a meter in front of the car, so parking was clearly permitted at least some of the time).

    34. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you can do things legally but you can't do things legally? Seriously, you want to live in a world where legal is legal maybe? I like a binary world. 1 or 0.

    35. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sight of a cooking vessel is NOT reasonable cause. Also, the guy wasn't driving, the car was parked.

      Every single one of the pigs involved in this needs to be fired and fined for wasting time and money.

    36. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. The DMV revokes licenses, not the cops nor a judge. They can revoke it at any time, including immediately after a cop enters the violation or crime into their database.

      In the United States, driving is not a right, therefore no conviction is necessary.

    37. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope he's saying the good, ol U.S. of A is a racist police state.

    38. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gasoline doesn't explode

      Do you even have the foggiest idea of how an internal combustion engine works?

      Hint: It's explosions caused by igniting gasoline.

    39. Re:Not pointless... by flopsquad · · Score: 1

      Sounds like they pretty much did this. So there are two lessons for any cops are reading:

      1) If you want to blow up someone's stuff, just go ahead and do it and find some BS you can arrest them for later.

      2) If you want to really publicize someone getting arrested for some BS, you should blow up their stuff, too.

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    40. Re:Not pointless... by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But it's reality in this era.

      FUCK YOU and FUCK YOUR "THIS ERA" BULLSHIT!

      You know what the reality of "this era" is? The reality is that we as Americans are safer (from all types of crime, including "terrorism") than at any point in history, and that DHS or other "anti-terrorism" jackbooted thugs have had NOT ONE GODDAMN THING to do with it!

      The reality is that some terrorists got lucky ONCE, and shit-for-brains sheeple like you are letting the authoritarian powermongers in our government use that as an excuse to flush our civil rights down the toilet. Knock it off, dipshit!

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    41. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Was the guy who owned the car black, too?

      They didn't report the race and there's no one marching in the streets protesting the police, so I assume the driver was white.

    42. Re:Not pointless... by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Right, because having a car parked with an item in it that is sold at most department stores and kitchenware stores is reasonable cause to blow up someone's property. And I guess everyone better start driving electric cars if they don't want the police to blow up their stuff too.

      And sure driving with a revoked license is illegal, but the car was parked. Now the person involved may have been stupid enough to say he drove it there, or the police might be making that up like they often do. It'd be nice to be in a country where the word of a police officer could be trusted, but the US isn't such a place - and no not all police are going to make stuff up to protect themselves but enough have and then not been charged with filing a false report that it's rational to not trust any of them. Just like when the 8 year old says "no I didn't I eat those cookies" when found next to the now empty cookie jar it's rational to not just trust them at their word.

    43. Re:Not pointless... by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

      The car was unoccupied. There was no driver. He was charged with "Operating After Revocation". Whatever the fuck that is.

    44. Re: Not pointless... by slasher999 · · Score: 2

      Correct! A car parked in that location, unattended, with a pressure cooker inside and a smell of gasoline warrants further action. No problem whatsoever with this. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool.

    45. Re: Not pointless... by kimvette · · Score: 1

      A gasoline odor coming from a car? That NEVER happens, despite an 8 - 30 gallon tank of gasoline being in the car. It sure is grounds for probable cause. >_>

      (in case you missed it: NOT)

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    46. Re: Not pointless... by zugmeister · · Score: 1

      Ok:
      - Car. In parking lot. Sounds pretty mundane so far. Pretty much they're parked or on the road most of the time.
      - Unattended. This is what you do after parking your car. You leave the car unattended.
      - Gasoline smell. Near gas powered car in parking lot which may contain other gas powered cars. Occam's razor.
      Pressure cooker inside. Are we that far gone we need to fear kitchen cookware? What about a cast iron skillet? Knife set? If your "further action" involves anything more than cooking tips (a pressure cooker is a great cooking tool) then you're jumping at shadows.

    47. Re:Not pointless... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Is that buying money or is that exchanging money? There is a difference however slight and I have no idea where the border is.

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    48. Re: Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And legislation. You sure as fuck can buy legislation.

    49. Re: Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you, but from a vantage of more repose. Just because someone does something nasty with an object does not mean that that object must now become a reason for suspicion forevermore. Like if someone made a bomb out of a toothbrush, is it now suspicious to carry a toothbrush around? Irrationality is a huge impediment to a peaceful world.

    50. Re: Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was hamsters. What happens to all the hamsters I stuff down that little hole under the fuel cap??

    51. Re:Not pointless... by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

      The GOP is crashing in flames and there's nothing they can do about it. Truth is, they need not worry as they never had any real power. Power is being concentrated at the Administrative level as was predicted by top political scientists during the 50s and 60s. Look at the 'fast track' that Congress is trying to give to POTUS regarding the TPP... Why, oh why, would Congress release more of the checks and balances that they originally had... unless it's all a sham. Really. And people still think there's a difference between Dems and GOP.

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    52. Re: Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And with people like you around, one day it will be common sense to not object when the big black boots kick down your door and burn your family alive because you own a plastic drinking straw.

      "Gawd! It's not rocket science. You just don't have plastic drinking straws in your house. It's common sense."

    53. Re: Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in other words you are mad because you can't afford to park there.

    54. Re:Not pointless... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      It's not a crime to have your car parked somewhere if you have a suspended/revoked license

      I don't see anyone claiming that it is a crime. What I do see is a lot of slashdotters ignoring the fact that the location of the parking spot aroused legitimate suspicion from police, likewise a pressure cooker in that location will legitimate raise their eyebrows even further.

      This is how it operated in London and Paris when the IRA were being bastards. Sure, with 20/20 hindsight, an unlicensed dickhead with a dead car is not a perfect outcome, but it's a much better outcome than a false negative.

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    55. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Routine traffic stop means a normal vehicular violation warranting being pulled over. It does not, in of itself, imply any unjust actions. I hope you were only unintentionally ignorant of the meaning.

      Unless the parking meter was expired or it was parked in a no-parking zone there was no 'vehicular' violation. His license being suspended was not a violation at all unless he was driving, and even if he drove it there (on a suspended license) unless they have proof of that he can't be charged for it.

      If it was a no-parking zone or the meter expired than what would normally happen would be for the car to be towed to the impound yard, not broken into, private property removed and destroyed, etc.

    56. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which he'll likely be reimbursed for, notwithstanding the fact that he was illegally operating the vehicle immediately prior to this happening.

      Was he? Do they have him on videotape pulling into the spot and getting out of the drivers side of the car? Or did he "confess" to driving the vehicle there? I didn't see either mentioned in the article linked in the OP, just that they were "charged" with it, which does not necessarily mean they have any proof of it. There was no mention, for example, of whether he might've had his wife with him, with a valid driver's license, and whether possibly she (or anyone else with a valid driver's license) drove the vehicle there (with him as a passenger) - which would be 100% legal since it is only that *his* license is expired. As long as the car is properly registered, insured, etc, and as long as it was parked appropriately (and meter kept "fed" with money at the time) there was nothing "illegal" about the vehicle being there.

    57. Re: Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hard to live without water

    58. Re:Not pointless... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      Getting back to my question, is he saying that Washington DC is a racist police state?

    59. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he was he'd been riddled with bullets by now.

    60. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Was the guy who owned the car black, too?

      They didn't report the race and there's no one marching in the streets protesting the police, so I assume the driver was white

      Neither of you must have come from the Political Correct Republic of the United States of the Political Correct America

      The media in the Political Correct Republic of the United States of the Political Correct America will never call that guy " black ", no, not in a million quintrillion years!

      Instead, the headlines will be "Another INNOCENT AFRICAN AMERICAN falls victims to the racist POHLEASE"

    61. Re: Not pointless... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      It's not irrational to consider a pressure cooker and propane tank parked near the US Capitol to be sufficiently unusual as to merit further investigation, particularly given the recent history of those two items being used as components for improvised explosive devices.

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    62. Re:Not pointless... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Gasoline doesn't explode, it burns

      Oh wow. Just plain wow!

      I'm not a resident expert on IEDs. But I did do physics in grade 8 and you're right. I'll assume you knew that gunpowder only burns too right? As does a vapour cloud of LPG.

      Did you know that anything that burns can be made to explode violently killing everyone in the area? Like... corn starch, and hay?

    63. Re:Not pointless... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      This is called an "abundance of caution," and is perfectly understandable to anyone that hasn't been living under a rock for the last twenty years.

      In 'abundance of caution' the police should tear open the trunk of any vehicle parked anywhere with a sealed trunk of any vehicle left unattended, since you can never be too sure there's not a pressure cooker in there, or god forbid.... some bags of fertilizer.

      Were you paying attention to what two idiots did with pressure cookers in Boston a few years ago?

      So if the idiots had put their stupid s*** in a laptop bag or suitcase, then you would say the cops should break into any car left unattended with a suitcase or laptop bag visible and detonate the bag?

      Idiots do a lot of stupid things all the time with ordinary things.

      That doesn't make mere ownership and display of one of the things some idiot or another has done some stupid thing with in the past a crime or probable cause for police invasion and excessive force in the unnecessary destruction of personal property.

      There's not a current legitimate emergency situation that justifies the mass seizure or destruction of innocent people's pressure cookers.

    64. Re: Not pointless... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Not really. Much of the water goes to agriculture. Of that, much of it goes to almond trees that can't lie fallow during a drought like produce fields. Each almond nut requires one gallon of water. Get rid of the almond trees, there's enough water for people in California. Unfortunately, agriculture is a multi-billion-dollar industry and 2/3 of U.S. almonds comes from California. Now that nuts!

    65. Re:Not pointless... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Police state, yes. Racist, depends on who and where you are.

    66. Re:Not pointless... by Nyder · · Score: 1

      It's not a crime to have your car parked somewhere if you have a suspended/revoked license

      Nope, it's a crime to drive the car though with a suspended/revoked license. I hope they have proof that the owner actually drove the car there and didn't have a friend drive it for him.

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    67. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is pretty much how all people act; including people on /. B4 you guys were yelling at the authorities for allowing two students to blow up the boston marathon with a pressure cooker. Now you are criticizing the authorities for going all crazy about a pressure cooker. Cops just can't win. I am no fan of law enforcement, as a matter of fact I hate them, but I think your anger would be better directed someplace else. How about having the cops go after the actual seller of the drugs as opposed to the victims, (e.g. the addicts). How about not arresting the prostitutes, but arresting the pimps. How about not killing someone for selling a loosies on the street. how about going after the guys that are selling them in the stores. Or better yet why not put Cuomo in a choke hold and kill him as he is screaming. He is the real evil, and the one benefiting off the 10 a pack cigarette tax in NY. Just saying. The cops are the enforcers for a corrupt system that benefits the elite masters of the USA, but they are just people after all. It is easier to act all holier than though and criticize them, but the real criticism should be reserved for the system.

    68. Re:Not pointless... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      Slow clap.

      Awesome. I also like how you angry because this should drive people angry. This "anti terror" error is stupid, and we had more REAL threats when we were facing armies.

      If anyone CARED about American lives they'd improve mass transit, do something about crappy and addictive prescription medicines, and make sure every American had health care and a decent job.

      I had to explain to my kids a few years back about yet another news story about kids abducted on the way to school; "There are 330 million people in this country, and you will hear mostly about anything horrible happening but not a status update that 99.9% are doing OK today." (Yeah, and they really didn't get the risk percentages so I had to calm them a bit more).

      The News has to keep people watching, so it hypes whatever the fear du jour is. The net result is we get more secure and and the same time more worried -- resulting in early onset "wimpy-ness." So I keep the News shows off so my kids can maintain some perspective; "Eat your broccoli and look both ways when crossing the road -- you've just solved most of the threats to your life."

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    69. Re: Not pointless... by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      Just to note, there is no mention in the article of a propane tank. Just a pressure cooker.

    70. Re: Not pointless... by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Now that nuts!

      Also, people actually like almonds, which is even more nuts.

    71. Re:Not pointless... by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      I assumed that meant he was Mexican. If he was Black we'd have heard about it, and if he was White they wouldn't have blown up his car without asking him about it first.

    72. Re: Not pointless... by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
      Parked cars are usually unattended. Most people outside of the 1% can't afford to pay somebody to stand beside their car and explain to passing cops how the backpack in their back seat does not contain C4. ... and 98%of cars on the road have a tank full of gasoline (or diesel fuel).

      So what you have is a car, parked legally with a cooking utensil inside. INSIDE the car. Now paint me stupid if I'm wrong, but if I was gonna plant a pressure cooker bomb somewhere, I'd be most likely to put it OUTSIDE of a car because the walls and windows of the car would be likely to absorb most of the sideways explosive force ... meaning that the only people likely to be killed by an exploding pressure cooker inside of the car would be somebody crazy enough to be walking on top of the car.

      Consider that the Boston bombing pressure cookers were placed in backpack in the middle of a crowd. if those pressure cookers had been in a car you would have been looking at little more than a handful of glass shard injuries.

      Correct! A car parked in that location, unattended, with a pressure cooker inside and a smell of gasoline warrants further action. No problem whatsoever with this. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool.

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    73. Re: Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The car was suspected of containing a gas tank. Not a propane tank.

    74. Re: Not pointless... by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Cashew see that other people almond the world have different preferences? Butternut of this, I'm not pistachio. Just don't be such a beech.

      Thanks, I'm here all week! Try the veal, it's delicious.

    75. Re:Not pointless... by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Gasoline doesn't explode, it burns.

      Then the smell of gasoline was rather irrelevant, wasn't it?

    76. Re:Not pointless... by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      But this really doesn't make any sense.

      The presence of a pressure cooker inside a car really and truly does not make the car any more or less likely to contain an explosive device. In fact, it probably makes it less likely to be a car bomb, since one would probably take some steps to conceal the bomb, and at least put a blanket over the pressure cooker.

      Are we going to start blowing up cars that have suspicious looking shapes under blankets on the back seat now?

      And by we, I mean you guys. I'm fortunate enough to live somewhere else.

    77. Re: Not pointless... by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      ... and propane tank

      Now, now. This is how rumours get started. There was no propane tank, real or suspected. There was a gas tank, but a lot of cars have those.

    78. Re:Not pointless... by Skapare · · Score: 1

      in a city i used to live i photographed dozens of cars making illegal left turns at an intersection where lefties were not allowed (according to a sign with a slash over a lefty pointer). they were taken at an angle clearly showing readable license plates and that they were doing a lefty. i offered the photos to the police but they said they needed the evidence of who was doing the driving because the law applied to the driver, not the car. i guess i need to introduce them to the D.C. police to get them to be more creative about applying laws and go arrest some car owners.

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    79. Re:Not pointless... by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      The guy already apologized to the cops. http://www.trust.org/item/2015...
      Yeah, streetwise. He knows to keep his head down.

    80. Re:Not pointless... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      "She added that the vehicle owner was located and her statement identified him as Israel Shimeles of the Washington suburb of Alexandria, Virginia."

      Maybe I'm stereotyping, but my guess would be non-black.

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    81. Re:Not pointless... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I may have missed it, but I don't see anywhere in the article that it states the vehicle was illegally operated or parked. If my license is revoked, I'm very likely to have my wife or daughter drive me around...was there some knowledge that he actually drove it?

      Your "logic" is the same used to make us take our shoes off and limit us to 3oz of fluids at the airport. Neither of those are rational, nor is yours. Instead, you chose to live in a fear bubble. You, and your 100 nearest friends, family and neighbors, are more likely to die driving to work then ever be near any kind of terrorist action.

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    82. Re:Not pointless... by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      Should have your name changed to Blockwart!

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    83. Re:Not pointless... by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      You think they just cited him for that offense without checking to see that he was actually operating the vehicle?

      Here in Germany this is actually standard practice. If the cops beat you senseless during a political rally and they had no good reason for it, they'll indict you for a number of crimes, just to have leverage against you so they can stop you from pressing charges of your own. This'll usually include resisting arrest, breach of the peace, attacking policemen on duty etc. You will not usually be convicted of any of this, but they use it as leverage to force you to drop or not even raise your charges, and to sway public opinion their way. And you know what? It works.

      But then, that was your point, right? Abiding the law is not enough. You have to be a worm and squirm before your masters, anticipating their whims and desires. No wonder the world is going to hell in a handbasket with sheeples like you.

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    84. Re:Not pointless... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      So you are saying that California is a racist police state?

      It isn't? It would seem that at least half of that statement is correct, not sure about the other half.

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    85. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fail at reading. The guy lives in ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA, not DC. Therefore he would have a license from the STATE of VIRGINIA, not from the District of Columbia. Therefore DC Code 50-1403 doesn't mean jack shit to this man. Before you go on a fucking tirade screaming how everyone is wrong, try RTFA.

    86. Re:Not pointless... by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 2

      I agree it was probably overkill on the part of the police and it's hard to feel sorry for them when they are under the impression the law doesn't apply to them

      FTFY

      Get off your high and mighty horse of justice. In many jurisdictions it's very easy to get your license revoked, and you won't necessarily know about it until it's too late (not saying it's necessarily the case here). There's also the fact of if he didn't admit to the police that he had driven himself there, there'd be reasonable doubt to say that someone else drove for him in his vehicle. He didn't have to tell the police anything. "You have the right to remain silent" applies even before you're placed under arrest.

      In the case of not knowing about one's licence getting suspended/revoked, an anecdote that can be extrapolated into many other scenarios: I had a speeding ticket that I was using a lawyer to fight. At that point all communication between the parties goes through that Lawyer. He was handling it and was given multiple court continuances. Unfortunately, the bureaucracy that handled tickets in that county didn't log the continuances of trial and extend the date of the ticket to match, like they're supposed to. Next thing I know, I'm getting a letter that I'm in contempt of court and as a result my license was suspended. I received that notification letter 15 days after they applied the suspension, and luckily the route I traveled to and from work at that point is normally devoid of police forces. I notified my lawyer, who told me not to worry about it and if I ever run into a problem, tell the police nothing and call him straight away. He called the court and explained what the solicitor's bureaucracy had done, and provided the court with all the communication documentation between him and the Solicitor's office(telephone recordings of attempted contacts times and all associated letter correspondence). He wound up getting the contempt of court removed and was given a set firm date for the solicitor's office to make a settlement by or else the case would be summarily dismissed. Even after the solicitor dropped the ticket, it still took the bureaucracy 2 months to stop sending me contempt of court notices, which my lawyer accepted but reassured me that firm judgement was placed in my favor, providing me a copy of the letter of dismissal to keep in my car as an amendment to my license in case it was ever re-suspended due to the mishandling of the county. The letter of dismissal had the same case number as the suspension flag indicating that the license was reinstated by court order and the DMV was behind in their processing. Using the state's DMV site, I was able to confirm that through the ordeal, my license was suspended twice. As a safeguard I now check the status every month to make sure that the ghost of tickets past has truly stopped haunting me.

      The point of that story was simply this: It's very easy to fall on the wrong side of the law even when you're following the letter of the law. Yes, I allegedly broke the law by speeding 12 miles above the posted limit. It was never confirmed in court, and I had GPS tracked and vehicle computer recorded evidence to the contrary on top of time discrepancy evidence (time on the ticket was three minutes after the time printed on my receipt from Burger King ten miles back on the road, which called the calibration of the radar in general into question). Officially, I've never broken the speeding law. However, it was during the course of legal procedure that I fell outside of the law, even though the entire fault of my suspended license lie on the bureaucracy alone for not following procedure. Of course, whose head rolls when the bureaucracy fucks up? Only the victims'.

    87. Re: Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    88. Re:Not pointless... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Gasoline doesn't explode, it burns.

      You're assuming there's gasoline in that primary or secondary gas tank, and it's not packed full of nitroglycerin, TNT, or high explosive charges instead.

      An empty pressure cooker doesn't explode either.

    89. Re:Not pointless... by Lakitu · · Score: 1

      Pretty good detective work to arrest the owner of a parked car for driving without a license. Presumably they could have him arrested on some kind of terrorism charge, provided they hadn't blown up all of the "evidence".

    90. Re: Not pointless... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      It was mentioned in the CNN article I linked earlier. I also watched them carry it out of the car on NBC Nightly News last night. Feel free to find the footage on NBC's website if you wish.

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    91. Re: Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo!

    92. Re:Not pointless... by Miser · · Score: 1

      Mod this up, please. I was browsing to to perhaps sign in and post and now I don't need to. This guy hit the nail on the head.

      Also see: "Post 9/11 world" "In these uncertain times" etc ....

      Cheers,

      Miser

    93. Re:Not pointless... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Work harder! Millions of Americans depend on YOU!

      Sure... in exactly the same way, and to the same degree, that I depend on them. Actually, I may depend on them slightly more, since they provide a disincentive against foreign countries just laying claim to my home. But otherwise, great point.

    94. Re:Not pointless... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I think the general point is that the OP confused the National Mall with a retail mall, and the GP was mocking his ignorance.

    95. Re:Not pointless... by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      There are parking meters visible in some of the photographs, though it appears that some have signs on them. Maybe that part is no parking during events? But in any case none of the articles mentions illegal parking.

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    96. Re: Not pointless... by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      The police removed a rice cooker (to be fair, it does look like a pressure cooker) and a propane tank and disrupted them with explosives.

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    97. Re:Not pointless... by russotto · · Score: 3, Informative

      You didn't read 50-1403.1(c) (concerning non-residents), obviously.

    98. Re: Not pointless... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      My roommate likes butternut squash with peanut butter. I don't understand that.

    99. Re: Not pointless... by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      Okay, thanks, found the footage.

    100. Re:Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, I was fixing to rant but you saved me the trouble.

    101. Re: Not pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should move to Brazil.

    102. Re:Not pointless... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      My post? +5 Check. Your Post? -1 Check

      Any questions moron?

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    103. Re: Not pointless... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "It's not irrational to consider a pressure cooker and propane tank parked near the US Capitol to be sufficiently unusual as to merit further investigation"

      Well though that may be you are missing a pretty important point. They didn't investigate; they blew the fucker up. If they had investigated the (non) story would have been: Cops see a crock pot, investigated, and determined that they were just paranoid morons and no actual explosive device was present!.

      At least you have finally made clear the source of the problem here. You've read the entire story, and still have no idea what actually happened! That certainly explains all the idiotic ramblings you've spouted of late.

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    104. Re: Not pointless... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Bomb squads don't "investigate" items that might be bombs. They safely dispose of them. Are you seriously going to value a $30 pressure cooker over someone's life? If the authorities were wrong they should (and usually do, FYI) reimburse the property owner. No piece of property is worth taking a chance on someone's life.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    105. Re:Not pointless... by rew · · Score: 1

      Your "speeding ticket" got thrown out of court due to mismanagement and slowness of the court.

      In my case I had GPS proof I wasn't speeding at the time on the ticket. Went to court was convicted. "We have the pictures you were speeding". Sigh.

    106. Re: Not pointless... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "It's not irrational to consider a pressure cooker and propane tank parked near the US Capitol to be sufficiently unusual as to merit further investigation"

      "Bomb squads don't "investigate" items that might be bombs."

      Hard to believe they came from the same poster in the same thread, isn't it? It warrants further investigation! ... and ... What are you and idiot, it warrants no investigation! I't is always hilarious to watch idiots contradict themselves. Thanks for the entertainment!

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  9. Really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they screwed up, and then arrested him to validate their actions. Good job.

    1. Re:Really... by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      You know the first thing that happens when the police have any reason to stop or question you is to check out your identity, background and legal history. If you've got any warrants they want to know or if you're a convicted felon. Even if they had hunted him down to get him to open the car and the pressure cooker (what the lazy asses should have done) he'd still have gone to jail.

    2. Re:Really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if they had hunted him down to get him to open the car and the pressure cooker (what the lazy asses should have done) he'd still have gone to jail.

      This wasn't a shopping mall, they can't just get on a PA and ask for the owner of a blue whatever.
      When is that ever the procedure for a suspected explosive device anyway?

    3. Re:Really... by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Usually they ask around. I don't know if they did or didn't. I remember back in the 80's when I was in Germany there was a woman who drove through a gate on Rhine Main Air Force Base. She ran from the Security Police and ended up at the terminal there. The SP's tried to get her to open her car and when she refused they put charges on the doors and blew them off. When she saw they were serious she tried to get them to let her open it up but they were through playing by then. Cops love to blow stuff up when they get the opportunity. Maybe this incident will bring about some changes in how they operate. I hope so.

  10. i feel sorry for the poor guy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when are we crazy blowing up peoples personal property because they have a pressure cooker.

    1. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by maliqua · · Score: 2

      about the same time when we regressed 10,000 years and began fearing any unknown object as it may be the end of our civilization as we know it.

    2. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by itzly · · Score: 4, Funny

      blowing up peoples personal property because they have a pressure cooker.

      Well, apparently it was an explosive pressure cooker, because they managed to detonate it.

    3. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      They use a charge to "detonate" it. Apparently, the cooker didn't blow up. They released the guy with a stupid ticket for driving on a revoked license. You think he would have walked if five pounds of explosives had gone off when the cops "detonated" it?

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    4. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by itzly · · Score: 1

      So they didn't detonate it, but they blew it up.

    5. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by umghhh · · Score: 1

      or if they managed to plant that is to find some traces of illegal mental state altering substances.

    6. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by TimboJones · · Score: 1

      Yes, they blew it up. With their own explosives. That doesn't mean the device was explosive before the bomb squad showed up.

      If you leave your backpack unattended at the airport, the bomb squad will take it away and detonate it. Your backpack will blow up even if it only had clothes and a vibrating dildo in it.

    7. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Careful attention to terminology is important. In point of fact, they use an explosive charge of their own, carefully configured and arranged in a manner which they hope will touch off any explosive contained in the pressure cooker. Of course, the police spokesman used outlandish terms in her press release. They "disrupted" the pressure cooker? Jesus - I've never heard a military man use the term "disrupted". It's far more accurate when we say, "We blew it to fuck!"

      In point of fact, the cops detonated their own charge, but failed to cause an explosive reaction within the pressure cooker. Maybe they should have used a bigger charge?

      Idiots. Everywhere you look these days, idiots. Juvenile minded fools, trying to act like important people.

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    8. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by itzly · · Score: 1

      The word "detonate", used as a transitive verb means: to trigger an explosive object. You can detonate a bomb, but you can't detonate a door.

    9. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Your backpack will blow up even if it only had clothes and a vibrating dildo in it.

      Now... what happens if you're one of those enthusiast preppers and accidentally left behind a backpack full of accessories and water containers heavily shielded with blastproof heat-resistant armor, and latched up tight with blastproof padlocks? :)

    10. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The police are not the military, they are civilians. Never forget that.

    11. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by Calydor · · Score: 1

      You will be charged with the manufacture of a device that (when blown up) injured or if unlucky killed several police officers.

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    12. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by old7 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, we have done so much to militarize the police that sometimes they forget they are civilians.

    13. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The police are not the military, they are civilians. Never forget that.

      They seem to forget regularly. Have you seen the armaments of late carried by patrol officers?

    14. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "You will be charged with the manufacture of a device that (when blown up) killed or if unlucky injured several police officers."

      Sorry. You had the order wrong. Don't worry. I fixed it for you.

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    15. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the police's preferred terminology is inaccurate and sensationalist. It almost makes you wonder if they have an ulterior motive (such as, say, scaring the public into accepting their increasingly totalitarian abuses of authority).

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    16. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't try these arguments about news stories, the stories are specifically designed with the WRONG meaning to mislead readers.

    17. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      AIU, they use an explosive charge of their own, carefully configured and arranged to destroy the bomb's ignition source without setting off the explosives.

    18. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Regression? What the hell is that??? Everybody attack!!!

    19. Re:i feel sorry for the poor guy. by elgaard · · Score: 1

      It might not have to be unattended.

      In 1992 I traveled through Moscow airport with a pressure cooker with a slide projector inside it (I had trouble keeping my luggage in one suitcase).

      When they put it through the airport scanner there was a lot of shouting and they made me take it apart in a corner with concrete walls while three guys was pointing rifles at me.

  11. Mental Note by jader3rd · · Score: 1

    If your license is revoked, don't drive with a pressure cooker.

    1. Re:Mental Note by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If your license is revoked, don't drive with a pressure cooker.

      If your license is revoked, don't store a pressure cooker in your parked car.

    2. Re:Mental Note by SpankiMonki · · Score: 1

      If your license is revoked, don't store a pressure cooker in your parked car.

      Thanks to the fearmongering industrial complex that's sprung up post 9/11, it's bigger than that. Nowadays, it's "if you live in the US, don't even own a pressure cooker."

    3. Re:Mental Note by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      How about just don't drive at all?

    4. Re:Mental Note by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I recall all the people who used to head to Canada for summer holidays with their fish canning set-ups. I wonder if that stuff would make it through the border these days...?

    5. Re:Mental Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nowadays, it's "if you live in the US, don't even own a pressure cooker."

      Nowadays, "if you live in the US, emigrate"

    6. Re:Mental Note by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      How about just don't drive at all?

      That would lead to chaos as society's fabric unwound and everything broke down. How could you suggest such a thing? Why don't you think of the children?

    7. Re:Mental Note by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      If your license is revoked, don't drive with a pressure cooker.

      good thing steam cars are scarce now.

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    8. Re:Mental Note by zlives · · Score: 1

      hmmm... maybe we could just limit the driving to a few... maybe require them to register and hold an ID and maintain the validation of the ID...

  12. ATHF by Guy+From+V · · Score: 1

    Is this a new season's advertising?

  13. Re:And here we go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You seriously think they'd just blow up shit in someone's car for fun?

    You seriously believe they don't?

    Do you have any idea how much bullshit and paperwork this generates for everyone involved

    Police have people for that.

    how much money it costs?

    That's great for them, they can ask for a budget increase next year!

  14. They also claimed to smell gasoline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In a car? Wait, what?

    1. Re:They also claimed to smell gasoline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a Tesla. RTFA!!!

      The police smelled Elon's musk and confused it with gasoline.

  15. Re:And here we go by Jiro · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    Authorities have noted that pressure cookers have been used in the past to create explosive devices. Three people were killed and more than 260 others wounded in April 2013 when two pressure-cooker bombs were set off near the finish line of the Boston Marathon.

  16. Thank you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These news bits do just what they intend to do.
    Make our heads shake back and forth.

    Now lets do the right thing and charge the guy under some terroism law.

    Way to go America!
    Now we can all sleep safer.

  17. Background checks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We need universal background checks and registration of all pressure cooker sales.

    1. Re:Background checks by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 2

      Please don't give them any ideas.

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    2. Re:Background checks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the topic of ideas: Bicycle frames are made of hollow metal pipes. Don't park your bicycle in public places.

    3. Re:Background checks by mysidia · · Score: 1

      They are doing background checks likely, but not the store.... authorities are checking with retailers after purchase, by delivering orders to provide records of customers' purchases of certain items.

    4. Re:Background checks by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I recall bicycles chained to railings outside railway stations being subject to summary destruction by the bomb squad for very related reasons.

      London, late 80s..

  18. Re:And here we go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you mean one time 0.00000001% of the world's population died from a pressure cooker bomb?

    Better blow up ALL the pressure cookers.

  19. Huh? by edibobb · · Score: 1

    The only thing dumber that this article is the police who blew up the pressure cooker. Maybe I'll put a big nitrogen tank in my back seat for a few weeks and see if I can meet some interesting new friends.

    1. Re:Huh? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

      Any tank should work. A scuba tank for instance. There are no real laws regarding the transportation of compressed air, whereas there are laws regarding the transportation of various gases - inert or otherwise. So, grab a scuba tank, stow that on your back seat where it is clearly visible, and stow some flippers and a bouyancy belt in the trunk, out of sight.

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    2. Re:Huh? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Well I think that anyone in the New Mexico area that wants to play this came should wander over to Los Alamos.

      Although a the article is bit dated, I wonder if their junkyard still is open for business.

      A station wagon full of Los Alamos parts with a couple of GoPros in and around the vehicle ought to be a very interesting video.

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    3. Re:Huh? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      LOL - it's paywalled, but I got enough of the story to get the picture. I think.

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    4. Re:Huh? by adolf · · Score: 1

      A non-paywalled link (you'll need to scroll down to find the article).

      You're welcome!

    5. Re:Huh? by Pubstar · · Score: 1

      Apparently its legal to have Nitrous in your car in California... as long as it is properly strapped down and not connected while driving. What would happen if some street racer with a Nitrous bottle in the trunk (not visible) had a pressure cooker on the back seat?

  20. re by JohnVanVliet · · Score: 2

    the BIG question is
    "WHAT WAS IN IT !!!!"

    i cook sauerkraut and sausage in mine for outdoor get to together's

    and THAT keeps unrefrigerated in the car for a LONG TIME

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    1. Re:re by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      I have a few recipes I use mine for. It's a combo pressure/slow cooker. I admit the pressure side of things kind of intimidates me but I'll happy cook any of the following for 4 hours:

      * Lentil Curry Stew
      * Vietnamese chicken curry stew
      * Green Chili
      * Red (or "Chocolate Chipotle Imperial Stout") Chili
      * Beef and truffle beef stew
      * Jerk Chicken/Beef/Pork

      I've found or posted a lot of these recipes in the Google+ "Crockpot Obsession" group.

      --

      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    2. Re:re by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      So he *was* transporting a noxious substance!!

  21. Re:And here we go by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

    Actually - yes. It does sound like they blew up a pressure cooker just for fun. Bullshit and paperwork? It's worth it, to some cops, if they can just get an adreneline rush out of it. WTF? They let the guy go, right? Obviously, they had NOTHING!

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  22. Re:And here we go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ban cube Vans! Ban wires! Ban duct tape! Ban shoes! It's for the children, after all. If we lived like we did 500 years ago, life would be much better because nobody would be out killing each other.

    Oh... wait... nevermind.

  23. No, it was a Grey Volvo Wagon, the Anti-Tesla by willworkforbeer · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:No, it was a Grey Volvo Wagon, the Anti-Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:No, it was a Grey Volvo Wagon, the Anti-Tesla by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I had a Mustang's 5.0L dropped into my 82 245 (not as uncommon as one might think - it is a great sleeper). It was loads of fun. I used to drink and drive and was doing so in the winter one night. The snowbank and ensuing rollover made it no longer fun. I no longer drink. I had to choose between driving and drinking. As I live many miles from anything, well, I drive. In a week I managed to ruin quite a bit. That was my motivation to stop. I probably should have quit in a rehab or a hospital as I had been drunk pretty much constantly for many years. Oh well, I lived. Additionally, about the only thing I'd hit out here would be a moose. Drunk driving is like a local sport here which I really enjoyed when I moved here. I was good at drinking, good at driving, but one day I suddenly was no longer good at doing both. It was an expensive week (technically 8 days).

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
  24. The arrest by davidwr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Assuming the cops had good cause to check his license, assuming there is little or no doubt about him driving with an expired license (maybe he foolishly admitted it, or maybe he was caught on camera), and assuming the offense is one that routinely results in arrest (vs. a ticket-and-tow as some jurisdictions do) then it's a good arrest.

    Without evidence that a motorist with a revoked license would typically only be ticketed (and towed), or lack of evidence that he was the driver, it's premature to claim that the arrest was done to cover up the other issue. The only legal tie between the two is that the suspicious car - or perhaps the driver's claim that the car was his car - gave the cops probable cause to check his license for validity. Other than that, they are separate and should be treated as such.

    Now, does there need to be an independent investigation to determine if these cops used prudent judgment (vs. "looking for trouble" "judgement") - yes. If they were not acting prudently, does the police dept. need to issue an apology and pay damages? Yes.

    Memo to self:

    If I drive a car without a license and park it, and I see police activity around my car, call a lawyer and have HIM arrange to recover the car.

    Memo to self #2:
    If my license is revoked, call a cab.

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    1. Re:The arrest by quenda · · Score: 1

      Memo to self #2:
      If my license is revoked, call a cab.

      It depends where you live. I have not had my license checked in many years (just breath tests), so it would be a good-odds bet to drive occasionally when needed.
      Might just need to make sure the car is registered in someone else's name.
      Of course, I'd just be risking a fine and vehicle impoundment, not arrest! In DC you can even go to prison for driving while suspended. Another reason the incarceration rate is so high in the US.

  25. Re:And here we go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Authorities may also have noted that cars have also been used to create explosive devices. Trucks too.

  26. Re:And here we go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this AC has a good point. I don't know what it's like in the police force, but I'm pretty sure there's more to it than "ZOMG THE POLICE ARE INFRINGING RIGHTS!" They could very well be incompetent idiots, but given that they blew up someone's car, I'm guessing there's a bit more to it. People hate filling out paperwork.

  27. Re:And here we go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Pressure cookers have also been used to cook delicious meals economically and quickly. That's actually why they're called pressure cookers.

  28. Re:And here we go by umghhh · · Score: 1

    or seize some cash from unsuspecting tourists from say Canada eeee drug dealers I mean from drug dealers.

  29. Re:did they witness him driving? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    In some states and possibly in D.C., ordinary traffic tickets require a police to witness you "doing the deed," but more serious crimes like DWI, reckless driving, and possibly driving with a revoked license do not. Yes, they require proof beyond a reasonable doubt to result in a conviction (assuming a fair trial *cough*), but that can be achieved legally through non-police witnesses, surveillance cameras (the cops can subpoena the ATM across the street or the toll-road cameras, and D.C. is littered with government-run security cameras), or even a non-coerced admission.

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  30. Re:What a pointless fucking shitpost by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Unless it was a pressure cooker running Linux.

  31. Re:And here we go by davidwr · · Score: 2

    Pressure cookers have also been used to cook delicious meals economically and quickly. That's actually why they're called pressure cookers.

    So have cars.

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  32. not entirely true by Chirs · · Score: 1

    Sometimes the bomb squad will use a directed charge designed to shake the crap out of suspicious objects, but without blowing them to smithereens. The idea is to ensure that it can't go off, while still leaving behind evidence that can be analyzed.

  33. This just in by koan · · Score: 1

    Paranoid police ruin poor man's life.

    --
    "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
  34. Re:And here we go by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    Oklahoma City can attest to that.

  35. Re:And here we go by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    I remember my mother cooking an old rooster in one. That tough old bird came out tender as a fryer. Hmmmm.....chicken and dumplings. Yum!

  36. Re:And here we go by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    Probably the same guy that tried to blow up the chemical lab in junior high school.

  37. You don't say! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    They smelled gasoline near a car? How in the world could that happen?

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    1. Re:You don't say! by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Would it get your attention if you smelled heating gas near your stove?

      Smelling that, like smelling gas near a car, means something is wrong...and possibly about to get wronger.

    2. Re:You don't say! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I sure would think so. But then again, it's reasonable to expect the stove to not leak gas. It's far less a given that whoever fills gas into the tank doesn't spill a few drops. People are clumsy and self service pumps are the norm.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    3. Re:You don't say! by Pubstar · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Sometimes that "Wrong" means the car is running rich due to bad sensors. Kinda like how mine smells right now. I have to get a replacement O2 sensor to fix it from running that rich right now.

    4. Re:You don't say! by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Yes, it would get my attention since it's an electric stove.

  38. Re:And here we go by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    Could be but it seems like a lot of people with a little authority start to get an "the end justifies the means" kind of mentality. They mean well but it creates a lot of hell.

  39. 'Disrupt' vs 'Detonate' by leftover · · Score: 1

    Ummm, you must not know any EOD types. A disrupter tries to disassemble an explosive device faster than it can detonate. It is typically the first choice for suspected IEDs and has been for decades.

    Of course, it will also cheerfully disassemble non-explosive items too.

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    1. Re:'Disrupt' vs 'Detonate' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, you must not know any EOD types. A disrupter tries to disassemble an explosive device faster than it can detonate. It is typically the first choice for suspected IEDs and has been for decades.

      Of course, it will also cheerfully disassemble non-explosive items too.

      /sigh Most people here still think this took place at a shopping mall too.

    2. Re:'Disrupt' vs 'Detonate' by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

      Bomb squads blow up way more harmless shit than actual bombs on an order of a few magnatudes, or 5.

    3. Re:'Disrupt' vs 'Detonate' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like anti-tank rounds that don't actually pierce the armor but turn everything mounted to the inside into a projectile.

    4. Re:'Disrupt' vs 'Detonate' by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Never heard that one. The object of a tank killing round, is not so much to penetrate the hull with the entire round, but to hit the hull, then set off a shaped charge, which is narrowly focused. In effect, you create a pin prick in the hull with a stream of plasma. Once inside the hull, that tiny bit of plasma ricochets around and around, until the energy is spent. Of course, any biological material that gets in the way is destroyed, as well as any softer, fragile hardware, such as computers, sights, maybe even ready-use rounds prepped to be loaded into the tube.

      Of course, if the plasma should set off a round or six, any humans inside the hull will not be requiring a casket.

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  40. Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The movie just became a prophecy, excuse me while I get a fresh double latte!

  41. In related news ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... Washington DC was evacuated due to an aerosolized release of kimchi.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
    1. Re:In related news ... by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

      I apologize, that was me.

  42. Re:Okay... horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone smart enough to read the instructions has figured out that a pressure cooker -- a modern one -- is safe and saves a lot of time and energy cooking beans and potatos and vegetables. Yeah the old ones with the weight teetering on top of a vent were a bit dicey if the vent clogged up. The new ones with sealed spring valves don't have those problems.

    So you want to encourage people to think those of us using them are out to hurt someone?

    You're doing the harm.

  43. Self-contradictory by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    If it didn't contain explosives, they couldn't detonate it. They blew it up by detonating something else next to it.

  44. An American Tragedy by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    "My pot roast! Noooooooo!"

  45. shoes and underwear by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Do the police also blow up suspicious shoes and underwear?

  46. THIS is the big question, in this quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “If we can’t determine whether or not an item is safe/dangerous, we’d have to treat it as dangerous until we determine otherwise. ...

    So what you have here is something that isn't necessarily stupid, or even wrong, but should nevertheless be controversial.

    Most of American voters, at least at the time they go into the voting booth, agree that the above statement represents a reasonably-best-cast practical policy.

    Most American people, when they have stars in their eyes and think about the 1770s, or most times whenever you frame an issue as "civil rights," agree that the above statement is completely reprehensible and isn't the country they want to live in. They'd say that it you can't tell it's dangerous, then the government shouldn't infringe upon peoples' rights. Have probable cause, then use force.

    What do you think? Does your opinion vary by mood, and by whether you're talking about civil rights vs security? Do you practice what you preach when you're voting?

  47. Re:What a pointless fucking shitpost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An encrypted pressure cooker!

  48. I was wondering the same thing... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The lids of pressure cookers are all transparent as far as I know, so you should be able to see if it's empty...

    Surely they would not have blown up a clearly empty pressure cooker... right? Right??

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    1. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      The lids of pressure cookers are all transparent as far as I know

      What kind of pressure cookers have transparent tops? Only ones I've ever seen used the same steel for the top as for the bottom....

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    2. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by old7 · · Score: 1

      The lids of pressure cookers are all transparent as far as I know, so you should be able to see if it's empty...

      Surely they would not have blown up a clearly empty pressure cooker... right? Right??

      You're thinking of slow cookers they tend to have glass lids. Every pressure cooker that I've owned has had a metal lid. I don't remember seeing any glass topped pressure cookers, not saying they don't exist, but I haven't seen any.

    3. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The lids of pressure cookers are all transparent as far as I know,

      Nope. In fact, I haven't seen a transparent one for a while. Most cheap ones are 100% aluminum, including the lid. I'm sure expensive ones have glass lids, but I don't know foodies that would invest in anything with a price tag over $50. :)

    4. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by weilawei · · Score: 2

      What? I've never owned one with a clear lid. They've always been solid metal. You don't typically make pressure vessels out of glass. You're thinking of a crock pot/slow cooker.

    5. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he's confusing them with crock pots. It seems to me that a transparent top pressure cooker would be really expensive, if they exist.

    6. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by fizzup · · Score: 1

      The appliance-type cookers can have a glass lid, and the pot-on-the-stove versions (always?) have a metal lid. I think that the appliance-type ones have all the pressure release valves and knobs in the pot rather than the lid which puts a glass top in play. I'm not sure about that because I've never owned an appliance-type cooker. They aren't as versatile because you can't quickly depressurize by using cold water on the lid or base.

    7. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Clearly, I'm out of touch with modern technology. Thanks for pointing that out.

      For the rest of you, get your glass pressure cookers off my lawn!

    8. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Extra scariness points if it was a large old-school model for canning, with big bakelite lid clamps and a round dial indicator on top. They truly look like something Wile E. Coyote ordered out of his Acme catalog. EXTRA EXTRA points if it was one of the truly ancient ones, black cast iron, which had spherical sides and top, and truly looked to be something Wile E. would hurl at RoadRunner.

    9. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      You are full of bullshit.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    10. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Good point all. I was thinking of a slow cooker, I've not used a pressure cooker for a while and knew the lids required sealing, but I could have sworn in the past the pressure cooker my mom used when I was a kid had a clear lid.

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    11. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lids of pressure cookers are all transparent as far as I know,

      And now we know Superman's slashdot handle.

    12. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't seen an appliance-type one with a glass top either. And while you can't pour cold water over them, several of them advise you to set a cold, wet towel on the lid, and they depressurize somewhat quickly. The set-and-forget nature is nice, lets you cook other things while they're going since they require no babysitting at all.

    13. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know nothing, Super Kendall.

    14. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the lids of slow cookers are generally transparent. The lids (and everything else) of pressure cookers are generally aluminum (cheap) or stainless steel (quality).

    15. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats a crock pot.

      pressure cookers have big heavy metal lids.

    16. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by JohnVanVliet · · Score: 1

      not BS

      i inherited from my great aunt
      a old one with 5 clips and a gauge sticking out the top

      really heavy duty

      the gauge died finally
      and in the 80's had a big green one with a twist seal lid and two weights for the pressure release stem

      great for use with propane

      --
      "I don't pitch OpenSUSE Linux to my friends, i let Microsoft do it for me
    17. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seen some with a small sight hole mounted on a flange. I've never seen one where the entire lid is glass, as that would be insane.

    18. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, if they couldn't see that it was empty, do you really think they'd risk moving it out of the car before blowing it up?

    19. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by mbstone · · Score: 1

      The large number of replies to the parent indicate there are any number of folks on Slashdot who don't realize that no true pressure cookers have glass tops: The glass would break under the pressure. Duuh.

      More to the point, do we know that the US Capitol Police didn't make the same mistake, and blew up somebody's crockpot?

    20. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Transparent top, sounds more like a slow cooker/crock pot, not a a pressure cooker.

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    21. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by zlives · · Score: 1

      how antiquated... you need to upgrade to the transparent aluminum PCs.

    22. Re:I was wondering the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you are thinking of a slow cooker. No pressure cooker, regardless of whether they are electric or stove top, have glass lids.

  49. Cookers of Mass Destruction (CMDs) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is clear that we must classify pressure cookers as a weapon of mass destruction, so that they are only obtainable by licensed cooks.

    1. Re:Cookers of Mass Destruction (CMDs) by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      Tasty dinners provide aid and comfort to the enemy!

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  51. Re:Okay... horseshit by RDW · · Score: 4, Funny

    So you want to encourage people to think those of us using them are out to hurt someone?

    You're doing the harm.

    The risks of terrorism and illicit drug production are only two of the risks of allowing this dangerous 'dual use' technology to be sold on the open market! A far more insidious problem is the destruction of essential vitamins in the pressure cooking process. Some of these are required for higher brain functions, like the ability to parse textual data for abstract meaning. In one recent study, over 70% of regular pressure cooker users were unable to detect irony, satire or even obvious jokes in posts on internet forums. The end product may be delicious but, like cannabis or Snapchat, the long-term effects on the developing brain can be devastating.

  52. Petri Dishes?! Bioterrorist, huh? by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 2

    Maybe culturing some schedule I mushrooms?

    When achieving sterility is outlawed, will all the outlaws become sterile?

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  54. Re:Okay... horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody is short on any "essential vitamins", especially among people who use pressure cookers.

  55. Pressure cookers: An affront to American ideals! by Vasheron · · Score: 1

    Clearly this man should have had a barbecue and several cylinders of propane in his car instead! The police would have certainly let him be if that were the case.

  56. Really they didnt check untill after!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm assuming it was obviously not a complex device, an empty rice cooker should be fairly easy to identify.

  57. Not the anti-tesla by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Anything made by the USA with a V8 in the "malaise era" is the anti-tesla.

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  58. Re:Petri Dishes?! Bioterrorist, huh? by KGIII · · Score: 1

    That'll keep those damned blacks from breeding! (Partially black here - I jest. Sadly I have to add that as some may think I am serious. Amazon needs to sell sarcasm meters.)

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  59. Re:Okay... horseshit by KGIII · · Score: 1

    ...

    Poe, is that you?

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  60. Karma is a bitch by TapeCutter · · Score: 0

    Unattended, records show the (absent) owner has no license - could be stolen. Pressure cooker - improvised bombs and pressure cookers go together like ham and cheese, Boston Marathon was a recent example.

    The cops did their job and rightly erred on the side of caution, the only "injustice" is the guy will not be compensated for the damage to his car, neither the cops or his insurance company are liable. OTOH, he had no license, his car should have been parked at his home where it would have aroused far less official suspicion.

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    1. Re:Karma is a bitch by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      The owner has no license... could have had a friend drive him to do some shopping. Or the owner lent the car to a friend since he couldn't drive it. More likely than a stolen car.

      As for the smell of gasoline well one thing that pressure cookers are really good at are keeping a seal. So even if it was an improvised bomb and there was gasoline in it chances are that you wouldn't smell it. Pressure cookers and chilli go together like ham and cheese. The most obvious thing was that the driver was taking something cooked to a gathering.

      For some reason the police like to blow up anything out of the ordinary. Vary rarely is it anything harmful.

  61. Idiot Cops by Lord+Balto · · Score: 1

    When did they revoke his license, before or after they blew up his car?

  62. DEFCON 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with the PATRIOT Act set to expire June 1 expect the cops to find a terraist under every woodpile for the next week

  63. What was in it? by sking · · Score: 1

    Quinoa

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  64. Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "Driver's" license was revoked after the explosion of the car by capitol "police".

    Ha ha

  65. LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At first I thought this news story was a joke.

    Incredibly hilarious!!!

    I can't wait till we find killer Smoothy machines which MUST be detonated!!!

    First though, they will take away your pensions and your remaining rights.

    Don't worry though, you will be perfectly "safe"...at least until they get everyone guns.

    Then its time to move on from detonating ordinary household appliances to killing you, your wife, your kid and your dog.

    Absolutely hilarious.

  66. An important fact not in the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep in mind the National Memorial Day Concert was starting at 8pm at the Capitol with lots of people in attendance.

    http://www.pbs.org/national-memorial-day-concert/home/

  67. Are the police fooling anyone but themselves here? by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    The car's owner was located and arrested for driving on a revoked license.

    So they blow up his stuff, maybe ruin his car and to CYA they smelled gas. And in order to justify whatever, they arrest the guy for being poor. The car isn't being driven folks -- it's there because the man ran out of money. He COULD HAVE had it towed or any number of responsible things -- but, he didn't have money.

    Being poor has been a criminal act -- let's face it, you can slip on all kinds of licenses, and run around without insurance because you trade feeding a family or medicine for taking a few legal risks 9 times out of 10. But now it's terrorism?

    They should just admit they were a bit overzealous and compensate the guy for the pot -- maybe give him a tow or sell his car for him. The public interests are not served on this hyperbole.

    While the Boston bombing did use a pressure cooker -- the average killing spree with a gun is far more dangerous -- and we've accidentally killed more people with prescription drugs and nobody is blowing up jars of Oxycontin (but who knows what bored people might do?)

    The really annoying thing here is that the Police put out statements and the Press repeat them, that have anyone with functional BS detector saying; "Oh come on." This is more crying wolf and pretty soon, a real or fake terrorist attack is going to be huge, just so people don't treat the issue as a joke or a jobs program.

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  68. They mean well but it creates a lot of hell. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They know they are doing that, so they don't mean well.

  69. Re: They deemed it "suspicious," by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The glass slipped from my fingers.

    When we looked at the car, we had an idea or impression of the existence, presence, or truth of (something) without certain proof. Despite this, we acted. We took possession of an object that didn't belong to us and caused damage to it. Our actions could have resulted in a benefit to you, so you should forgive us of any wrongdoing towards others.

    How much does it cost to blow up things safely?

  70. Omaha police did it before... by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 1

    ...blowing up ham radio equipment. This action has probably been appreciated by neighbours, but it seems that US policemen are a bit too much paranoid, isn't it ?!?

  71. Driving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how do you get charged with driving a parked and unoccupied car, especially when you aren't even at the scene? I like the old saying "PROVE IT!"

  72. Re:did they witness him driving? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    D.C. has speed cameras...no cop required to issue you a ticket.

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  73. It's not like pressure cookers haven't been bombs by sabbede · · Score: 1
    before. There was that whole Boston Marathon issue not long ago.

    But I don't see where they get off arresting someone for driving without a license when they weren't driving. Perhaps that's why his car was "abandoned".

  74. Re:And here we go by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

    They went from stealing people's lunch money to just blowing up their lunch.

  75. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Outlaw pressure cookers and only outlaws will have pressure cookers.

  76. Re:did they witness him driving? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    If it's like most jurisdictions, it's probably a "civil" (i.e. non-criminal) ticket levied against the car owner rather than the presumptive driver.

    Other American jurisdictions have run into legal trouble when they try to use cameras to send misdemeanor (criminal charge) tickets to people with things like speeding and running red lights.

    The distinction may be moot though, if speeding is merely a civil, not criminal, offense in D.C.

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  77. Logical explaination!!! by sentiblue · · Score: 1

    So I'm very very curious to know how an unoccupied car "appears suspicious" to the cops... and based on this they had the rights to break into it and blow up stuffs inside...

    Not only that, the guy that owned the car was arrested even though they were not able to prove that they guy drove the car there. Couldn't he have arrived at the mall with someone and that someone drove?

    But wait!!!! They didn't have the probable cause to begin with... WTF?

  78. This makes me want to... by rew · · Score: 1

    Glad I don't live in the US. This kind of story makes me want to go to a supermarket, buy a pressure cooker and take it home by public transport. Then forget it somewhere on the bus....