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Researchers Grow Tiny Human Brain In Lab

schwit1 writes: A team of researchers from Ohio State University claim to have grown a human brain in their lab that approximates the brain of a five-week-old fetus. They say the tiny brain is not conscious, but it could be used to test drugs and study diseases, but scientific peers urge caution. "The brain, which is about the size of a pencil eraser, is engineered from adult human skin cells and is the most complete human brain model yet developed, [the researchers say]. ... Anand and his colleagues claim to have reproduced 99% of the brain’s diverse cell types and genes. They say their brain also contains a spinal cord, signalling circuitry and even a retina." The team's data has not yet been peer reviewed.

244 comments

  1. Shocking by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 5, Funny

    When a reporter asked the tiny brain how it felt, it replied "Kiiiiiillll meeeee".

    1. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I used to be all for this type of research. Then my wife and I had a child a few months ago and my feelings towards what is acceptable to toy with changed, and continue to move more conservatively. It is odd, I never thought I'd say it, but maybe we do need to limit what we are doing in labs. Sometimes it just doesn't feel right.

    2. Re:Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I say every day after work.

    3. Re:Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      not so much after work, but during.

    4. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So you'd deny your baby the chance of a cure for Alzheimers in its old age because you feel some sort of unease over a few cultured brain cells?

    5. Re: Shocking by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is a lot of lab work that makes me squeamish. Come to think of it, there's even more stuff that happens outside a lab that makes me squeamish, but still produces important benefits for my life and many others.

      I have kids myself, and I understand how having them can make you empathetic in new ways. This certainly isn't a bad thing.

      But suppose your baby were diagnosed with a neurodegenerative disease. Would you still reject research that relied on techniques like those described here? Would you reject a treatment or cure, with proven efficacy, because its development had relied on this sort of model? Would you subject your child to experimental therapies that had some chance of success, but some chance of horrible, painful failure, if you instead had the option of trying them first on a model like this grown from your own child's skin cells?

      Like I said, some lab work makes me squeamish. I respect the importance of Institutional Review Boards to keep abuses in check. But, on balance, I'm glad that researchers continue to push into new avenues like this, and I expect that the research will eventually prevent a great deal of human suffering.

    6. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So, where would *you* draw the line?

    7. Re: Shocking by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Where's the line between "a few cultured brain cells" and "a brain that has a consciousness"?

    8. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here. I used to be a 'Couldn't give a stuff' person about this.

      Now I'm a Dad, and after you see a baby develop it's senses (ignoring the sleep-interrupted nights!), it changes your perspective on the situation as a whole, and I wouldn't be comfortable with something like this.

      On the flip side though, a rats brain is likely more developed than a human foetus the size of a eraser.

    9. Re:Shocking by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is a painkiller, but it's not as strong as it used to be.

    10. Re: Shocking by Kkloe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      well here the abortion limit is set at 22 weeks, so the size of that would be a good limit

    11. Re: Shocking by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Where's the line between 'brain that has a consciousness' and 'Skynet, Elon Musk's worst nightmare'?

      Google could easily afford to grow a brain the size of ten thousand human brains. Would there be network effects of some kind, or a transition akin to the way turbulent flow passes a threshold and goes into chaos from normal oscillation? At what point is a brain a super-brain and are humans near that threshold?

      Interesting times we live in. Someone, somewhere, WILL try it.

    12. Re: Shocking by Kkloe · · Score: 1, Redundant

      well here the abortion limit is set at 22 weeks, so the size of that would be a good limit as I posted just before

    13. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      external never cells, and sense organs?

    14. Re: Shocking by binarylarry · · Score: 1

      What if we could grow some kind of uberbrain to solve difficult problems and mathematical calculations?

      We'd obviously need to feed it some kind of chemical to keep it going. Some kind of season or salt to keep the brain processes executing, what shall we call it?

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    15. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is absolutely the best way we have for growing our next generation of politicians and advertising professionals.

    16. Re: Shocking by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 2

      Google could easily afford to grow a brain the size of ten thousand human brains.

      Oh yeah, we already know how that will turn out.

    17. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In embryology, the development of the neural crest is about the time that they reckon that the bundle of cells can start to sense things.

    18. Re: Shocking by Pseudonymous+Powers · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If my baby was diagnosed with a neurodegenerative disease, and it was possible to cure this disease by murdering a hobo and offering his heart's blood to some voodoo-related entity, I might seriously consider doing it. That doesn't make it right, of course.

    19. Re: Shocking by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      This is absolutely the best way we have for growing our next generation of politicians and advertising professionals.

      Are you kidding? If Google, er, Alphabet could grow thousands of advertising managers in a vat instead of waiting 20+ years, we'd be farking swamped with adverts everywhere.

      Not to mention the number of tiny brained politicians vying for TV time.

      Do. Not. Want.

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    20. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically your reptile DNA kicked in and you've become an old, emotional creature with very little intellect. Good job.

    21. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dr. Venture: All right, fine, I might have used a few unorthodox parts.
      Dr. Byron Orpheus: Just tell me one.
      Dr. Venture: [mumbling] An... orphan.
      Dr. Byron Orpheus: A what?
      Dr. Byron Orpheus: [clearing his throat] An orphan?
      Dr. Venture: Did you say... an ORPHAN?
      Dr. Venture: [weakly] Yeah, a little orphan boy.
      Dr. Byron Orpheus: It's powered by a forsaken child?
      Dr. Venture: [defensive] Might be, kind of - I mean I didn't use the whole thing!

    22. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even a baby can tell its from it's, Dad.

    23. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We test drugs on rats. A rat is definitely more alive and aware than this thing.

    24. Re: Shocking by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The Matrix?

    25. Re: Shocking by schwit1 · · Score: 1, Informative

      Human brain activity starts at ~12 weeks. 22 is the taking of a human life.

    26. Re: Shocking by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They should just perform this research on homeless people of all ages. They're not worth anything.

      Or maybe Jews, or gays, or any other group that doesn't meet your approval. Personally, I think this type of research should be done on people who post as AC on /.

    27. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nowhere, it's just feel-good bullshit.

    28. Re: Shocking by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1, Informative

      But it's okay if the woman smokes, drinks heavily, does drugs or is obese while pregnant, right? Slowly poisoning the unborn, creating a greater opportunity for malformations or birth defects is acceptable so long as we keep popping out babies, right?

      People who say they want to stop abortions because they're protecting the unborn never want to talk about any of the above because then suddenly the government is getting into one's personal life whereas telling a woman she MUST have a baby isn't government intrusion into one's personal life.

      Hypocrites

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    29. Re:Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then quit your job right now today and go and find something you'll enjoy doing. You only have one life and you'll spend a significant amount of it working. You have a duty to yourself to be enjoying yourself while doing it.

    30. Re: Shocking by Lexical_Scope · · Score: 3, Funny

      You want to do *brain* research on ./ users? Have you really thought this through?

    31. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over 70% of hospital visits are nervous-system related.

      We need the knowledge we can get from this kind of experimentation. Not "want," not "think is cool," need.

    32. Re: Shocking by jean-guy69 · · Score: 1

      What hobo murder and voodoo practice have to do with scientifical experiments involving culture of adult cells?

    33. Re: Shocking by mjm1231 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Define "Human brain activity". Please explain how it can be differentiated from "squirrel brain activity", "snake brain activity", etc. Otherwise, this is a completely meaningless phrase.

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    34. Re: Shocking by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      His point is that when there is a direct threat, people are generally willing to take extreme action. That's not necessarily justification for making a decision to do something potentially objectionable on a non-immenent, calculated future threat. For example: if I was sure that killing 30% of the world's population would prevent a famine and global war in 2096 that would itself kill 50% of the world's population, would it be OK for me to start culling people in every major city in the world?

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    35. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should just perform this research on homeless people of all ages. They're not worth anything.

      Speaking of assholes not worth anything.

      You sound like a prime candidate for medical experiments yourself.

      Preferably before you vote for Trump or any of the other crazy Republican candidates.

    36. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If the brain was grown in a lab, will the Lord bless it with a soul?

    37. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Listen, friend: While on the one hand I sympathize with you (because, sadly, I too am a human being, and I have the same hardwiring as you do), I must tell you: Your higher reasoning is being sabotaged by your instinctual hardwiring with regards to reproduction. Read what is written again: What they grew came from skin cells, presumably turned into stem cells, then encouraged to start growing a human brain and whatnot; it is not a human baby nor was it derived from an aborted fetus or anything even resembling that, so calm yourself, nobody got hurt here, OK? What they're doing is a good thing.

    38. Re: Shocking by ChrisMaple · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey moron, who are you going to blame for spontaneous abortions? Whose lives are you going to impoverish because they can't afford to support a child, especially if the child is going to have extreme defects requiring continuous connection to expensive medical equipment?

      Most people claiming "all abortions are crimes" are basing their statements on their religious beliefs. Take your religion and shove it into that dark, moist place where your head already is.

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    39. Re: Shocking by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Unless you live in California, where they're illegal immigrant related.

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    40. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, and i suspect they only way we'll figure it out is a bunch of testing on brain analogs like this one.

    41. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would it be OK for me to start culling people in every major city in the world?

      Yes, having prescience and an unerring understanding of ALL consequences to a particular action, makes all sorts of seemingly awful behavior ethical. Of course, we are so deep into hypothetical territory that this has little bearing on reality.

    42. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha. You guys respond to flamebait ... as expected. I actually thought what I posted was horrible, but it did get a rise out of some of you :) Oh ... I'm democrat, jftr. Still like to mix things up a bit.

    43. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent response to the ques.... oh wait, you didn't address the question at all.

    44. Re: Shocking by Coren22 · · Score: 2

      Telling a woman that murder is wrong is intrusion into her personal life?

      Identifying that human brain activity begins at 12 weeks is saying that it is a human life at that point, so killing it should be considered murder. A mother that smokes, drinks, does drugs while knowing she is pregnant is considered to be committing child abuse. I don't know where your obese argument is headed, but I don't see that as causing problems for the child. If you want to try and argue that child abuse is perfectly acceptable, so murder should be perfectly acceptable, perhaps you should rethink your argument?

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    45. Re: Shocking by Coren22 · · Score: 0

      When there are many people who can't have children who struggle to adopt, abortion should not be happening. Your argument is that the person who gives birth should be saddled with the support of a child, as if the father isn't when the woman decides to have the child against his wishes. There are other ways than abortion, and acting like none of them exist is pretty shady.

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    46. Re: Shocking by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Are we even sure that ACs have brains? They often seem to be just mindlessly mashing their keyboards.

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    47. Re: Shocking by smooth+wombat · · Score: 0

      Thank you for deflecting and coming up with excuses.

      A mother that smokes, drinks, does drugs while knowing she is pregnant is considered to be committing child abuse.

      No, it's not abuse because if it were so everyone who had kids and smoked would be committing child abuse and you never, ever see them being charged as such.

      What is happening is poisoning, plain and simple. From the mother to the unborn is a direct link so whatever she smokes, drinks, ingests, snorts or shoots goes directly to her unborn. She is poisoning her unborn child but you, and others, apparently don't have a problem with that.

      I don't know where your obese argument is headed, but I don't see that as causing problems for the child.

      Obese women are at greater risk of having children with congenital defects or stillbirths.

      If you want to try and argue that child abuse is perfectly acceptable, so murder should be perfectly acceptable, perhaps you should rethink your argument?

      You claiming it's murder doesn't make it so and your argument claiming child abuse is equally false. The fact remains people such as yourself make a big deal of forcing a woman to have a child, even if she doesn't want it, even if she's been raped as a ten year old, even if the kid will die a horribly painful death shortly after it's born because of some genetic anomaly, yet you remain horrifically silent on the slow poisoning of the unborn.

      If you're trying to claim the moral high ground that you're trying to protect a "life", you fail miserably because who knows how many "lifes" are killed each year by women who smoke, drink heavily, do drugs or are obese. Apparently when those women kill their child it's no big deal.

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    48. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a human brain. In a jar. How is this good except for ilithids?

    49. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have the right to decide whether my genetic legacy continues or not. End of discussion.

      If I get pregnant (unlikely I take precautions) and decide that I don't want that child to be born, or instead decide that I don't want to go through with 9 months of pregnancy and child birth. That's entirely MY choice.

      It's my body, if I don't want to use it to have a baby, you have NO way to prevent that.

      If I was a man, I'd have the same opinion, and wouldn't want some woman to have my baby without my consent.

      There's more than enough unadopted children in this world to go to those who can't have kids, not to mention the option of surrogacy.

      Your argument that all pregnancies should go to term just to satisfy a non-existent lack of adoptable children is fallacious at best.

    50. Re: Shocking by ah.clem · · Score: 1

      Um, forcing your will on other humans just because you can't breed and you want a baby is way beyond shady, it's manipulative and cruel to force others to be your "baby factories" for your entitled self. There is no valid reason for any more reproduction of the species other than those based in selfishness or superstition. Of course, just my opinion.

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    51. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So, to you, when does life start and what is it based upon? Change in location from inside to outside?

      Finding a reasonable point to set a limit is the right thing to do, whether it is scientifically determined to be 12 weeks or 22. Basing it on birth because it's easy is wrong.

      By your argument we should kill homeless children rather than let them suffer being homeless and sickness, just like we do stray cats.

    52. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So where do you draw the line? Your argument holds for someone that doesn't want to raise a child AFTER they are born and kills them for the same reason. Why is it okay the day before birth and not after?

      There is certainly a period of time between conception and when you can consider life to have started (assuming someone doesn't take the religious position of life starting at conception) but that moment isn't birth.

      If you're 3 months pregnant and don't haven't noticed yet so you can make a decision early, there is something very wrong with you.

    53. Re: Shocking by Froboz23 · · Score: 1

      It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning.

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    54. Re: Shocking by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      This is a tough one. I've met plenty of people who seem to possess some level of consciousness, but their brains are far from cultured.

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    55. Re: Shocking by Coren22 · · Score: 2

      http://ash.org/custody-and-smo...

      It appears that with smoking around children at least, you are wrong.

      I never said I had no problem with it, I actually quite clearly indicated that smoking, drinking, drugs, whatever IS child abuse. You are the one trying to argue that it isn't, though it has been determined by the state to be so.

      I haven't made a big deal out of forcing anything. I stated that it is murder, and as murder, there are some reasons for it to be acceptable in society, and some conditions which make it less serious, but it isn't any less of killing.

      I absolutely didn't remain silent on the slow poisoning of children, I actually clearly stated the opposite:

      A mother that smokes, drinks, does drugs while knowing she is pregnant is considered to be committing child abuse.

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    56. Re: Shocking by Coren22 · · Score: 0

      So you have problems with people who are willing to adopt children, but the entitled people killing defenseless babies aren't entitled to you?

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    57. Re: Shocking by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      Wow. wombat. You're the one who is deflecting and doing it very well with your "life unworthy of life" arguments.

      By your logic, it should be OK to kill kids who are already born because a lot of parents abuse them through poisoning (second-hand smoke, feeding them too much junk food, etc), plus all kinds of other abuse like sexual abuse, emotional abuse, slavery, playing One Direction music for them, or teaching them BASIC.

      Just think how much suffering we could eliminate if we could just put these poor kids out of their misery. And why must it stop with kids? There's massive starvation, disease and misery in many parts of the world, but if we nuke those places to glass we will eliminate _so_ much suffering. Most of these folks are just doing to die in pain, and we wouldn't want to allow that.

      You warm up the bombers and I'll look up the nuclear football codes. Meet back here in 10.

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    58. Re: Shocking by Shortguy881 · · Score: 1

      Not that I have a dog in this fight or actually care, but I would think cells grown of human DNA would be the differentiating factor.

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    59. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing wrong with "willing to adopt." Only with "force you to give birth to a baby that you don't want so I can adopt it."

      That was obvious though. You weren't making a cogent argument so much as deliberately misrepresenting the point in order to make it look bad. That's the strawman fallacy, and you are an asshole for using it.

    60. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? I often eat organisms more self-aware, conscious, and intelligent than newborn humans for dinner...

    61. Re: Shocking by dinfinity · · Score: 1

      Who said there is a line?
      We can draw a line, if we want. We can draw it anywhere we like.

      Which, by the way, is exactly what neurons do. They take fuzzy input and draw an arbitrary line over it based on examples and feedback.

    62. Re: Shocking by Agent0013 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Let's not stop halfway! If abortion is murder, then a miscarriage is manslaughter. We need to start jailing all these women that have a miscarriage so we can stop this horrible epidemic of killing the young people.

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    63. Re: Shocking by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      Did your opinion about equating/similarizing scientific research with 'toying with things' increase or decrease (or stay the same)? Just my opinion, but my suspicion is that someone smart enough to do research would have to either directly consider or consciously set aside the (frequently culturally specific) moral implications of their work, especially in the life sciences fields, to be able to get anything done.

      Through history, scientific research has always conflicted with someone's sense (at least on the fringes) of right and wrong. These are what you, the newest member of your family, and all of us are confronted with for our era. They aren't easy questions.

      P.S. Congratulations, by the way.

    64. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are more children available for adoption than there are people looking to adopt. The people who are "struggling" are only having a difficult time because they've locked into a specific model and options list.

      There are plenty of ways to help individuals who want a baby. Most of those methods involve casting aside large numbers of fertilized eggs. Is IVF 90% abortion?

      There are also, and should rightly be, plenty of ways to help individuals avoid an unwanted baby, right up to the point where the baby can survive on its own, in which case, there's a line around the block for people eager to take care of it, according to you.

    65. Re: Shocking by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "But it's okay if the woman smokes, drinks heavily, does drugs or is obese while pregnant, right? "
      No it isn't Obese is a health risk for the mother not really the baby BTW.
      Doing drugs is also illegal.

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    66. Re: Shocking by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "I used to be all for this type of research. Then my wife and I had a child a few months ago and my feelings towards what is acceptable to toy with changed"

      Yes, so long as we have laws around homicide we need a legal definition of when life begins. But since we use brain death as the secular standard for the end of life, why don't we draw the line on abortion as the start of brain activity? The same criterion would apply to use of fetal tissue and to experiments like this one.

    67. Re: Shocking by ah.clem · · Score: 1

      So you have problems with people who are willing to adopt children, but the entitled people killing defenseless babies aren't entitled to you?

      Nice misrepresentation of what I stated, or really, really bad reading comprehension.

      I'll re-state my opinion in a simpler way, in deference to you, Coren22, I have a real problem with folks telling women they can't control their own bodies. IMO, it's no one's fucking business at all, except for the host. Can't breed and don't want to adopt older kids, brown or yellow kids, kids that just might have fetal alcohol syndrome, you know, the kids that could really use your help? That smacks of entitlement to me, but as I said, it's just my opinion.

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    68. Re: Shocking by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      Hey moron, who are you going to blame for spontaneous abortions? Whose lives are you going to impoverish because they can't afford to support a child, especially if the child is going to have extreme defects requiring continuous connection to expensive medical equipment?

      Most people claiming "all abortions are crimes" are basing their statements on their religious beliefs. Take your religion and shove it into that dark, moist place where your head already is.

      I consider myself a religious Christian. I believe that all optional abortions should be illegal (or at least not funded by tax dollars). At the same time, I will fight for clean and safe places to perform legal abortions under certain circumstances. If the pregnancy was the result of rape, the women should have the option to terminate the pregnancy without being shamed. If the mother's very life is in jeopardy because of some complication, she should have the option to terminate the pregnancy. If there is something seriously wrong with the baby, abortion should be an option (and in many cases is the most humane option). I personally wouldn't abort a baby with Down's Syndrome, but others might. As to poverty, I don't consider that a valid reason to abort, especially given the number of couples wanting to adopt. If a couple can't afford to take care of a child, they should be taking precautions to not get pregnant.

      Spontaneous abortions (aka miscarriages) are a natural occurrence; it's a woman's body's way of saying something isn't going right. I don't know of anyone seriously talking of criminalizing miscarriages, so that part of your retort was a strawman.

    69. Re: Shocking by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      Um, forcing your will on other humans just because you can't breed and you want a baby is way beyond shady, it's manipulative and cruel to force others to be your "baby factories" for your entitled self. There is no valid reason for any more reproduction of the species other than those based in selfishness or superstition. Of course, just my opinion.

      You have things mixed up in your head. The childless couple didn't get the woman pregnant, nor did they turn her into a "baby factory". The process by which women get pregnant has been known since before recorded history. If the woman doesn't want to get pregnant, she knows what activity to avoid, or what precautions to take. My comments in this post of course exclude the heinous situation where the woman was raped (I personally wouldn't want a reminder of such a violation).

      The moral question is when does a group of cells become advanced enough to be considered human and have its life protected by the law. If a pregnant woman gets murdered, the perpetrator is charged with double murder, so why isn't optional abortion considered murder on its own?

    70. Re: Shocking by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      There are also, and should rightly be, plenty of ways to help individuals avoid an unwanted baby, right up to the point where the baby can survive on its own, in which case, there's a line around the block for people eager to take care of it, according to you.

      How old must a child be before he can survive on its own? Surely it's years after birth. Does this mean that infanticide should be legal?

    71. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Manslaughter only applies to those instances which could have happened otherwise with conscious decision.

    72. Re: Shocking by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      We test drugs on rats. A rat is definitely more alive and aware than this thing.

      A rat is not human and doesn' t have the potential to become human.

    73. Re: Shocking by ah.clem · · Score: 1

      REPOSTING as Slash seems to have screwed up:

      No, Laie_techie, I do not have "things mixed up in my head."; the OP said, and I quote so you don't have to actually bother reading the thread, "When there are many people who can't have children who struggle to adopt, abortion should not be happening", hence, the comment about forcing women to be "Baby Factories" for childless, entitled people.

      There are no "moral" questions - the word moral is code for religious or superstitious. A newborn cannot remain viable for very long without care. Unless you are willing to take responsibility for at least one unwanted child, who are you to impose your beliefs on another individual? You can have opinions, yes, but how can you be allowed to impose your beliefs on another individual? Just where does your sense of "morality" come from? Think long and hard about that.

      BTW, is that Laie, Hawaii? I was lucky enough to live in Kaneohe town for 8 years before a family situation brought me back to the mainland, but if so, I am happy for you being able to live the island life; there is nothing else like it,

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    74. Re:Shocking by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      When a reporter asked the tiny brain how it felt, it replied "Kiiiiiillll meeeee".

      No, it said "And so, in my State of the --- my State of the Union --- or state -- my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation -- I asked Americans to give 4,000 years -- 4,000 hours over the nextâ"the rest of your life --of service to America. That's what I asked -- 4,000 hours".

    75. Re: Shocking by Kkloe · · Score: 1

      What kind of brain activity?, I doubt there is any cognitive function or that anything else than the brainstem keeps the fetus living at that stage

    76. Re: Shocking by s0nicfreak · · Score: 2

      Many miscarriages can be said to have been preventable with conscious decision.

    77. Re: Shocking by s0nicfreak · · Score: 1

      There are many legal drugs that harm fetuses.

    78. Re: Shocking by s0nicfreak · · Score: 1

      Personally, I draw the line at when the thing would feel pain from the "killing."
      If there were hospitals/doctors where people could take unwanted infants and have them painlessly euthanized, I'd be fine with that. Maybe there could be a waiting period where the infant has the potential to be adopted into a good home, like we do with animal shelters.
      3 month old fetuses don't feel pain, so I'm fine with aborting them.

    79. Re: Shocking by s0nicfreak · · Score: 1

      I have 4 kids and they did not change my opinion on this.

      I had pet rats, and though, and after that I'd much rather testing be done on unconscious, created brains than on rats.

    80. Re: Shocking by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      No, Laie_techie, I do not have "things mixed up in my head."; the OP said, and I quote so you don't have to actually bother reading the thread, "When there are many people who can't have children who struggle to adopt, abortion should not be happening", hence, the comment about forcing women to be "Baby Factories" for childless, entitled people.

      Good, that means I read the OP and your comments correctly. In order for your "baby factories" comment to be valid (in my mind at least), it means that the woman is forced to become pregnant. Since the woman became pregnant of her own agency (assuming it wasn't the result of rape), she is not being forced to act as a baby factory, but rather face the consequences of her own actions. There are precautions a couple can take to avoid pregnancy, even if they choose to be sexually active (condoms are 99% effective if used correctly, for example).

      There are no "moral" questions - the word moral is code for religious or superstitious.

      Morals and ethics exist outside the realm of religion. 99% of the world's adult population would agree it's immoral to kill another human being in most everyday circumstances. Most would agree it's immoral to steal or rob.

      A newborn cannot remain viable for very long without care.

      Does that make it moral to kill a newborn? Doesn't that newborn have rights?

      Unless you are willing to take responsibility for at least one unwanted child, who are you to impose your beliefs on another individual? You can have opinions, yes, but how can you be allowed to impose your beliefs on another individual? Just where does your sense of "morality" come from? Think long and hard about that.

      I admit that my religion has shaped my sense of morality. I also believe that most normal humans are born with a general sense of right and wrong. You have no idea about my family and personal life except what I post here.

      BTW, is that Laie, Hawaii? I was lucky enough to live in Kaneohe town for 8 years before a family situation brought me back to the mainland, but if so, I am happy for you being able to live the island life; there is nothing else like it,

      Yes, I am a Laie Boy. I was raised there before moving to the mainland in pursuit of a career. I love the Islands, but I never fit into any of the three main industries (tourism, agriculture, military). I still speak Pidgin and am introducing a few words to my son (Are three languages too many to learn at once?).

    81. Re: Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coren22, OP was calling you out for talking a big game, but when it comes time to punish abusive mothers, you're nowhere to be found. Opponents of abortion are also opponents of punishing abuse.

    82. Re: Shocking by LWATCDR · · Score: 2

      And if a doctor knowing prescribed one and it was not necessary for the life of the mother or the mother was not fully informed of the danger he would be in legal trouble.

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    83. Re: Shocking by ah.clem · · Score: 1

      Good, that means I read the OP and your comments correctly. In order for your "baby factories" comment to be valid (in my mind at least), it means that the woman is forced to become pregnant. Since the woman became pregnant of her own agency (assuming it wasn't the result of rape), she is not being forced to act as a baby factory, but rather face the consequences of her own actions. There are precautions a couple can take to avoid pregnancy, even if they choose to be sexually active (condoms are 99% effective if used correctly, for example).

      In an ideal world, every human would be implanted with a reversible birth control device, but there is no perfect world. So, based on your statement, if she "can't keep it in her pants", so to speak and ends up pregnant, she needs to go to "Mommy Jail" (I'll drop the Baby Factory, as we can't seem to agree on this) and be forced to have the child. So, by your opinion, carrying the baby to term is her "punishment" for doing something perfectly natural and quite enjoyable. Also, please do not forget that, prior to the 40's reliable contraception wasn't available (poorly made condoms and diaphragms). Are you saying that there needs to be retribution?

      There are no "moral" questions - the word moral is code for religious or superstitious.

      Morals and ethics exist outside the realm of religion. 99% of the world's adult population would agree it's immoral to kill another human being in most everyday circumstances. Most would agree it's immoral to steal or rob.

      A newborn cannot remain viable for very long without care.

      Does that make it moral to kill a newborn? Doesn't that newborn have rights?

      This is an interesting question and has plagued humans forever. For most societies throughout history up to the present day the practice of "female infanticide" was and is, acceptable. I can't speak to the morality of it; I can understand it, but I am not in favor of it (the dregs of a rejected Catholic indoctrination, I suppose). It's a variation on the old "Titanic lifeboat dilemma"; you have X amount of weight the boat can carry before it swamps and everyone drowns, and people keep floating in the water, screaming for help. What do you do? As far as "Newborn Rights" go, again, one that is wrestled with and decisions made and reversed often over time, based on the needs of the society it is born into. Lately, it would seem that in Western European countries, we have the luxury of debating this question. Sadly, there are places in the world where there is no such luxury.

      Unless you are willing to take responsibility for at least one unwanted child, who are you to impose your beliefs on another individual? You can have opinions, yes, but how can you be allowed to impose your beliefs on another individual? Just where does your sense of "morality" come from? Think long and hard about that.

      I admit that my religion has shaped my sense of morality. I also believe that most normal humans are born with a general sense of right and wrong. You have no idea about my family and personal life except what I post here.

      I agree that we are born with the capacity to develop an internal compass, but that the compass is guided by the needs of the society and comes from many sources, generally whatever the needs of the time are, and what is in vogue at the time. You might be interested in reading P. Churchland's "Braintrust. What Neuroscience Tells Us About Morality" for a more in-depth look at the role that evolutionary biology plays in the development of "morals".

      BTW, is that Laie, Hawaii? I was lucky enough to live in Kaneohe town for 8 years before a family situation brought me back to the mainland, but if so, I am h

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    84. Re: Shocking by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      Good, that means I read the OP and your comments correctly. In order for your "baby factories" comment to be valid (in my mind at least), it means that the woman is forced to become pregnant. Since the woman became pregnant of her own agency (assuming it wasn't the result of rape), she is not being forced to act as a baby factory, but rather face the consequences of her own actions. There are precautions a couple can take to avoid pregnancy, even if they choose to be sexually active (condoms are 99% effective if used correctly, for example).

      In an ideal world, every human would be implanted with a reversible birth control device, but there is no perfect world. So, based on your statement, if she "can't keep it in her pants", so to speak and ends up pregnant, she needs to go to "Mommy Jail" (I'll drop the Baby Factory, as we can't seem to agree on this) and be forced to have the child. So, by your opinion, carrying the baby to term is her "punishment" for doing something perfectly natural and quite enjoyable. Also, please do not forget that, prior to the 40's reliable contraception wasn't available (poorly made condoms and diaphragms). Are you saying that there needs to be retribution?

      You're thinking of the pregnancy as society's punishment instead of it being the natural consequence of her actions. Also, any ban on any abortions would not be retroactive; you cannot create a new law and punish people for not following it before it existed. Finally, as this is all hypothetical, we don't know what punishment would be administered for performing an illegal abortion (this would also affect the doctor).

      As to your objection based on the pregnancy resulting from something "perfectly natural and quite enjoyable", are you saying that everything that feels good should be legal? Should all drugs be legal because it's natural and quite enjoyable experimenting with narcotics? Should it be legal for a man to rape a woman because (for him) it's natural and quite enjoyable? If society is to succeed, we each give up something for the good of the community.

      There are no "moral" questions - the word moral is code for religious or superstitious.

      Morals and ethics exist outside the realm of religion. 99% of the world's adult population would agree it's immoral to kill another human being in most everyday circumstances. Most would agree it's immoral to steal or rob.

      A newborn cannot remain viable for very long without care.

      Does that make it moral to kill a newborn? Doesn't that newborn have rights?

      This is an interesting question and has plagued humans forever. For most societies throughout history up to the present day the practice of "female infanticide" was and is, acceptable. I can't speak to the morality of it; I can understand it, but I am not in favor of it (the dregs of a rejected Catholic indoctrination, I suppose). It's a variation on the old "Titanic lifeboat dilemma"; you have X amount of weight the boat can carry before it swamps and everyone drowns, and people keep floating in the water, screaming for help. What do you do? As far as "Newborn Rights" go, again, one that is wrestled with and decisions made and reversed often over time, based on the needs of the society it is born into. Lately, it would seem that in Western European countries, we have the luxury of debating this question. Sadly, there are places in the world where there is no such luxury.

      I am strongly opposed to infanticide of any sort. Some countries (such as China) have legal limits to how many children a couple can have. A son is often seen as more valuable (eg. pass on family name), so if a girl is born, she has a greater risk of being killed. Barbaric practice that has no place in the modern world.

    85. Re: Shocking by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      No, it is removing a parasite. You may have feelings for that parasite, but it does not change what it is.

    86. Re: Shocking by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      A good place to draw the line is after it draws its first unassisted breath of air. Until that point it is a parasite and should not be legally anything more. And yes, I do mean that it should be considered abortion to remove life support from a baby that has never been able to breathe on its own.

    87. Re: Shocking by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      What exactly do you think makes humans more special than any other animal?

    88. Re: Shocking by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      What exactly do you think makes humans more special than any other animal?

      Our level of evolution, perhaps? Perhaps humans are more special to me because I, too, am human and am preprogrammed to value my own species above others?

    89. Re: Shocking by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      I suspect the preprogrammed idea is reality.

  2. FrankenTrump by gtall · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    If the tiny brain starts sporting big hair and a big mouth, better kill it. We don't need mini-Trumps wandering around seeking media exposure.

    1. Re:FrankenTrump by mi · · Score: 0

      ... better kill it

      +5 Funny or -1 Unethical?

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    2. Re:FrankenTrump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a mini-Trump with your big internet muscles.

  3. How did this pass an ethics review? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How did this pass an ethics review?

    1. Re:How did this pass an ethics review? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      By being perfectly ethical?

    2. Re:How did this pass an ethics review? by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It passed an ethics review because it started from cultured skin cells. Short of implanting them into unwilling participants or using them to attempt human cloning, there is very little that you are prohibited from doing with cultured skin cells. No lives were taken in the process of this experiment.

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    3. Re: How did this pass an ethics review? by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      An ethics review by whom?

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    4. Re:How did this pass an ethics review? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One way is to say if you wanted to study brain-eating amoeba, would you feed it brains from real humans?

    5. Re:How did this pass an ethics review? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that if Jared Fogle were just patient enough to wait a few years to clone a whole 16 year old from skin cells he wouldn't be in the news? You can't do *anything* with skin cells.

    6. Re:How did this pass an ethics review? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is very little that you are prohibited from doing with cultured skin cells.

      Until some compulsive 3D-prints a working gun out of them! We can't wait, ban skin cells now!

    7. Re:How did this pass an ethics review? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its kind of bigoted of you to use such a narrrow deintion of life.

  4. Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How do they know it's 'not conscious'? (Note: I am an atheist.)

    1. Re:Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do they know it's 'not conscious'? (Note: I am an atheist.)

      Come on, newborn babies are barely conscious. This thing is tiny and has no sensory input (apart from whatever use it might make of its retina).

    2. Re:Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Probably due to lack of electrical activity, but the article is extraordinarily vague.

    3. Re:Consciousness by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 2

      The same way we know that anything else is conscious or unconscious. There's a standard technique. I believe the formal term for it is "begging the question".

      If we do accept a definition of consciousness that includes an eraser-sized homunculus brain, though, we're probably already morally and ethically bankrupt, based on how we treat animals with much more sophisticated cognitive capabilities. Unless, of course, you believe one aspect of "consciousness" is that it can only arise in things made of human cells.

    4. Re:Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know a brain in a dead body isn't conscious?

    5. Re:Consciousness by JohnPerkins · · Score: 1

      Something to do with an active electrical pattern, firing neurons, etc.? Brain-dead but was never other than brain-dead...

    6. Re:Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its the size of an eraser, if it has any awareness it's at most analogous to that of a chicken or fish and we don't have any qualms about killing them by the billions. When they start growing them larger than cherry tomatoes we can probably start an ethical debate, but until then this is a lot of fuss over some cultured cells.

    7. Re:Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      It registered as a Republican.

    8. Re:Consciousness by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Most likely there's only neural activity in the brain stem and not on the surface of the brain.

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    9. Re:Consciousness by Baloroth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You mean apparently more sophisticated cognitive capabilities. They don't know what this tiny brain is capable of, because it's completely isolated from sensory input. And had no opportunity to develop mentally at all (since, again, it's had no exposure to the world at all). In fact, they argue that because there is no sensory stimulation, the brain can't be thinking. That... well, that's just a crock of shit, quite frankly.

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    10. Re:Consciousness by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 4, Informative

      What has being an atheist to do with knowing if an artificial grown brain is conscious?

      We only know that at that stage of development the brain does not generate brain waves, so the scientists assume it has no consciousness yet.

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    11. Re:Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consciousness is generally determined by response to stimulation. This is not hard to monitor, in this case.

      Beyond that, you may as well be asking "how do they know a pencil eraser is 'not conscious?'

    12. Re:Consciousness by Vyse+of+Arcadia · · Score: 2

      Probably to discourage replies that dismiss his question as asking about spirit or soul or something. Or to make it clear that it wasn't intended as flamebait.

    13. Re:Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When using the correct definitions, the belief system you're affiliated with would have nothing to do with a perception of "consciousness". However many religious belief systems us the term "consciousness" and "soul" interchangeably, and while you'd be hard pressed to justify any belief that this thing has even rudimentary intelligence some perceive that simply by virtue of it having human DNA it has a soul ("right to life" justification) which is a religious concept therefore your belief system would come into play.

    14. Re:Consciousness by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      What has being an atheist to do with knowing if an artificial grown brain is conscious?

      Not much, but it's a matter of his motivation for the question. It's quite standard to assume that anyone against embryonic research is religious and only building an argument that justifies existing bias. But there are non-religious people that find it kind of icky, and see the lines as being very blurry, like the GP. And myself.

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    15. Re:Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they argue that because there is no sensory stimulation, the brain can't be thinking. That... well, that's just a crock of shit, quite frankly.

      How so? The brain requires some sense impressions in order to do anything, especially conscious processing. What would a brain with zero sensory inputs think about? Maybe their argument is a little more informed than yours.

    16. Re:Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do they know it's 'not conscious'? (Note: I am an atheist.)

      (Note: I have toe cheese.)

    17. Re:Consciousness by fisted · · Score: 1

      In fact, they argue that because there is no sensory stimulation, the brain can't be thinking. That... well, that's just a crock of shit, quite frankly.

      What do you imagine a brain could possibly think, or how it would think in the first place, if it has never had any sensory input?

    18. Re:Consciousness by hey! · · Score: 1

      How do you know a brick isn't conscious?

      You can't know. In point of fact some people thing that inanimate objects have souls or spirits; that particular belief is called "animism". Even animists can't have an ethical prohibitions against breaking (most) rocks or cutting down (most) trees or hunting (most) animals. But in an animist society it's quite possible reasonable for there to be rules that make certain trees or rocks sacrosanct.

      The question is what is the standard of empirical evidence should be demanded in a society in which people have a wide variety of metaphysical opinions? As a practical matter of course if the vast majority of people in society believe a mass of cultured cells with analogous tissues to a human brain is a person, that mass of cells would be sacrosanct. But that'd also be true of, say, a vase -- in a society where the vast majority believed pottery was conscious.

      A hundred years ago we'd have been utterly out to sea on the question of this brain analog; but I think now we have enough scientific knowledge of actual brains in operation to at least begin to argue whether it's remotely plausible that this group of cells can process information in any way that resembles an actual brain processing human experiences. But of course we can't rule out the kinds of processes that might underly hypothetical brick cognition.

      As for that last, irreducible mote of uncertainty that always exists in any scientific estimation, we all do things which *might* kill someone all the time; if we drive to work there's a small possibility that will kill someone on the way. As long as the probability is remote it's OK. That's why it's OK to drive to work on normal streets and highways, but taking a short cut through a crowded pedestrian plaza would be wrong.

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    19. Re:Consciousness by mjm1231 · · Score: 1

      Every answer so far: we have no fucking idea how to tell, with certainty, whether any object is conscious or not. We have a pretty good sliding scale of confidence (rocks: extremely unlikely, crawfish: fairly unlikely, other people: mostly certain (with exceptions), dolphins: ??).

      We don't even have a solid definition of what consciousness is. How can you say with certainty whether something has a thing when you don't even know what that thing is?

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    20. Re:Consciousness by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      What would it be conscious of ?

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    21. Re: Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask a parapalegic in a sensory deprevation tank. In all seriousness, it's likely that a brain without any neural inputs for sensation would hallucinate. About what, who knows. Probably things related to whatever innate instincts humans still have, and since a correctly developing brain will have a sensory homunculus the capacity for sensing what a whole human body can is not gone, just disconnected. I think in this instance a spinal cord also developed which basically means that electrically stimulating the right spinal nerves would simulate touch, motion, heat, cold, etc akin to phantom limb sensations. I don't know what stimulus exposed nerve tissue in whatever growth solution they're using would experience, but there could be low level baseline stimulation from pH and hormones.

    22. Re:Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not "begging the question." You meant "Modus Tollens," which is not a logical fallacy.

      General form:

      If A then B
      Not B
      therefore, not A.

      Specific in this case:

      If it is conscious, then it will respond to stimuli according to this set of understood patterns.
      This brain is NOT responding to stimuli according to the set of understood patterns.
      Therefore, this brain is not conscious.

      The form of the argument is valid, but the content can always be challenged. If you want to argue against the first premise, then you can also argue about whether or not bricks are conscious. But that has no practical value.

    23. Re:Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pardon me if I expect a more reasoned argument than:

      well, that's just a crock of shit, quite frankly.

    24. Re:Consciousness by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

      Well, I believe that consciousness can't exist without a "non-self" to differentiate one's "self" from, and I'm at a loss to imagine how that can be conceived without sensory input and experience. I acknowledge that this is only a belief; I have no idea how one would go about proving or disproving it.

    25. Re:Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do they know it's 'not conscious'? (Note: I am an atheist.)

      How do I know anybody but me IS conscious? (Note: I am a smart ass)

    26. Re:Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They subjected it to a poll and the brain voted for Donald Trump.

    27. Re:Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a deep as fuck question.

      Could we ever find the answer, since a brain without sensory input would never learn to communicate in any way that we could interpret?

    28. Re:Consciousness by fisted · · Score: 1

      Could we ever find the answer, since a brain without sensory input would never learn to communicate in any way.

      FTFY. Note that this includes "communicating with itself", which we tend to call "thinking". I'm pretty sure that language is a strong requisite for actual thinking.

    29. Re:Consciousness by JimFive · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that language is a strong requisite for actual thinking.

      Animals can problem solve without language, and I would consider thinking to be a requirement for problem solving.
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    30. Re:Consciousness by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Come on, newborn babies are barely conscious. This thing is tiny and has no sensory input (apart from whatever use it might make of its retina).

      Very true.

  5. Researchers Grow MBA In Lab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next to come are: politician, lawyer and a code monkey.

  6. Ah cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, we are going to have the sci-fi future where we can shove little brains living off fish food in to electronics for automation.... The apocalypse continues...

    1. Re:Ah cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it names itself Korrok, and starts to grow uncontrollably, we may have problems.

    2. Re:Ah cool... by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 0

      If it names itself Korrok...

      Or Mamo.

    3. Re:Ah cool... by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 0

      I was thinking Boltzmann would be a good name for this sort of brain.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Also, BoltzmannBrain would be a good nick, ( or BoltzmannBrian if your name was Brian ).

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    4. Re:Ah cool... by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      Thought of another cool name: Petunia

      As in the Bowl of Petunias from Hitchhikers Guide: "Oh no.. Not again!"

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  7. The Cure For Republicanism by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

    I guess this is one way to fix it!!

  8. Cue the Kneejerk by VorpalRodent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not sure how I feel about this research...and that's pretty much why I'm all for this. We don't understand enough to be able to say whether or not this should be happening, and this is the best way we know how to move forward. This is something that doesn't directly harm anyone, and we have no reason to believe that any sort of consciousness exists in it. This should be an obvious win-win that could potentially benefit everyone.

    Certainly, this is going to trigger all kinds of knee-jerk responses from a lot of folks. I get that, but those are also the kinds of responses that are regularly made in the absence of any solid understanding of what's going on. That's why we had limited stem cell research for so long. This isn't mad scientist war crimes type stuff. This is the best way to study the human brain without actually stealing one from an unwilling donor.

    I don't know how we reconcile the fact that some people have a religious objection to messing with the parts that we're made of and the fact that there's huge benefits to be gained, but we can't dicker around and make everyone happy. Sometimes we just need to get stuff done so that we can say "Just be happy with your cure for ALS."

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    1. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder if they can stimulate a knee-jerk response in this mini-brain.

    2. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by inbrok · · Score: 1

      I wonder the same

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    3. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by avandesande · · Score: 1

      My first thought was to implant it in a mouse.

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    4. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      That's very unlikely The "knee jerk response" is a spinal response to a sudden extension of the relevant leg muscle, and occurs in the base of the spinal cord, in the "lumbar" region. Without a full, functioning spinal cord, and muscles connected to it with nerves to train the response, you're unlikely to ever find any spinal responses.

    5. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by umafuckit · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure how I feel about this research...and that's pretty much why I'm all for this. We don't understand enough to be able to say whether or not this should be happening, and this is the best way we know how to move forward.

      Do you think it poses more ethical problems than performing animal experiments on, say, mice? I do not think it does because adult mice are more advanced than this brain. Since we allow mouse experiments, I don't see why we don't allow experiments on cultured brains.

    6. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 3, Funny

      OK. Ya got me on that. But then how do you explain knee jerk reactions from spineless cowards?

    7. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I read that as "moose" and thought "my God, man! A retarded moose spasming all over the lab? Awesome, sure, but think of the mess!"

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      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
    8. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by meta-monkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have similar concerns with the prospect of a strong AI. Not Chinese Room stuff like Watson, but if somebody actually did figure out a way to create an artificial consciousness, do you really think the first thing to pop out of the lab is going to be Mr. Data, all well-adjusted-ish and sane? No, the development process would be a series of failures. Insane, half-formed but thinking entities, terrified, trapped in a box, judged "not good enough" and deleted to make room for version 2.

      It's horrific to think about.

      Thought experiment: Assume God exists. Look at your life and the world. How much do you love your Creator?

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    9. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by argStyopa · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Not to invoke Godwin's Law but to dismiss moral concerns here as "knee-jerk responses" is a bit shallow, frankly.

      As far as we understand (I'm not a brain scientist), we conceptualize that whatever makes us "us" resides entirely in the brain; not the spleen, liver, nor (despite general anecdotal experience from half the population of the other half) the penis.

      We don't know *what* process activates "personhood" within that little clump of cells within a growing fetus, nor even have a conceptual yardstick against what to measure when a cell is self-aware, nor finally understand ethically if/when that matters to us.

      This isn't a quasi-religious camouflage for an abortion discussion: cows are at least reasonably conscious if not sapient, and we kill them by the millions for food; most would argue that dolphins and dogs are reasonably intelligent and at least some of us kill at least one of them for food, too.

      To create what is, as is presented here, a reasonable facsimile of a functioning brain at an early stage of development is to raise some ABSOLUTELY VALID questions. I mention Godwin's only because your justifications appear utilitarian, and of course the response to that would be the valuable and important research done in a number of different fields (such as hypothermia) done absent moral constraint by Germany circa 1940-45. I can't imagine anyone today would be ok with that, despite the data being very, very useful.

      Utility is not - it CANNOT - be the entirety of the discussion here.

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    10. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how I feel about this research...and that's pretty much why I'm all for this. We don't understand enough to be able to say whether or not this should be happening, and this is the best way we know how to move forward.

      Your argument, then, is that the precautionary principle is never justified? That action should be considered right and safe until proven otherwise?

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    11. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Watch me pull a rabbit out of this hat.

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    12. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Gertrude, you protest too much.

      You start out mentioning your own reservations, but ... then ... 'No! I'm responding to the religious nut jobs!'

      What you are really conflicted about is relating this to your own brain being put in a jar. Your projections of religious people is just a way of demonizing your own feelings!

      Let me point you to some relief: invent an opinion on this that you are SURE how you feel about it. Because look: you are free to have any opinion about it you want. You are CONDEMNED to be free, as one athiest put it (i.e. a non-religious nut).

      But if you are free to have any opinion, you are also responsible for it.

      Make an opinion you can own and live with. That way you can live with YOURSELF!

      (Btw, cool SB quote)

    13. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by VorpalRodent · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with your points. While I wouldn't consider myself purely utilitarian, I also don't believe that we'll ever truly satisfy everyone. In light of that, and given that there are far too many unknowns to account for, I would argue that we need to take what reasonable precautions we can while making an effort to move towards addressing those unknowns. I'm merely arguing that there are some risks that need to be taken, carefully, and that it's okay if one of the things we learn is that we shouldn't take that same risk in the future.

      You mention the hypothermia experiments as an example of useful but morally objectionable research. What if those participants were willing (and we didn't have the implicit end point of their demise)? What about the Minnesota starvation experiment? There's very useful research that we could do, using individuals who value the potential benefit as greater than the risk, but that we choose not to on moral grounds.

      There's a bit of a disconnect where people get idolized for signing up to die on Mars, but we demonize other attempts to kill people for science.

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    14. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words:
              Toilet Paper.

    15. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds like exactly the premise of the Talos principle. You should play that game.

    16. Re:Cue the Kneejerk by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Sounds awesome from the wikipedia page. I'll check it out, thanks!

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  9. We have enough tiny human brains already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's try growing big ones.

  10. Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sounds like he's more interested in the money than the science. He's locking up the patents and growing a business.

  11. Just don't put these in front of keyboards by damn_registrars · · Score: 3, Funny

    We have enough small-brained comments on slashdot already. Unfortunately some people likely wouldn't be able to tell the difference around here.

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  12. Good news, they can replace republicans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, the brains are only 5% the size of a normal human brain, but they ARE human brains. That's great news for the republican party, since they will be able to replace their losses due to the fact that most republicans are already knocking on deaths door due to old age.

    1. Re:Good news, they can replace republicans by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Many people become wiser as they age. That's why they become Republicans.

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    2. Re:Good news, they can replace republicans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many people become wiser as they age. That's why they become Republicans.

      They become greedier and more frightened of, well, everything, THAT'S why they become republicans.

    3. Re: Good news, they can replace republicans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5% of normal size is an upgrade for Republicans.

  13. I couldn't get the brain you wanted... by tekrat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, uh, I dropped it.
    Who's brain did you get?
    Abby, Abby someone. Abby Normal I think.
    You mean to tell me that I put an Abnormal brain into a 74 inch tall, 54 inch wide.... GORILLLA!!?

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  14. This is the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget all your 50 year old Space Age fantasies, they will never happen. Be prepared for a very weird and fun future right here on Earth!

  15. Pencil eraser-sized brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Republican 2016 Candidate?

    1. Re:Pencil eraser-sized brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has to be at least 35 years old before it can run.

    2. Re: Pencil eraser-sized brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops.

  16. Zombies by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Well, this will help alleviate the zombie food problem if they can scale it up to industrial proportions. We could even put them in head-shaped bowls and have large pens so the zombies are more "free range" like they would be in the wild.

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    1. Re:Zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just what I was thinking. Zombie snacks.

    2. Re:Zombies by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Well, this will help alleviate the zombie food problem if they can scale it up to industrial proportions. We could even put them in head-shaped bowls and have large pens so the zombies are more "free range" like they would be in the wild.

      I prefer my free range Zombies to be fed only on organic, hormone-free food. That's why I use only post-menopausal vegetarians.

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  17. Cosby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, Bill Cosby stopped by and tried to sexually assault the first one, so they figured that was as good a test as any.

    (AC because, even on the internet, that's a horrible thing to post)

    1. Re:Cosby by Lodlaiden · · Score: 1

      Why does "posting it on the internet" make it okay? You most likely wouldn't say with your mom/kid in the room.

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    2. Re:Cosby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say a lot of things I would not say with my mom/kid in the room.

    3. Re: Cosby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that, that's exactlythe kind of groan and eyeball roll inducing joke that my mom would tell. Stop being such a prude.

  18. why would they want by dwpbike · · Score: 0

    to replicate right wing conservative brains? there's an abundance already

    1. Re:why would they want by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      But they are very, very expensive! Any idea how many right-wing conservative brains it takes to make a pound???

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  19. Question on everyone's mind by bigdavex · · Score: 2

    When will enter the presidential race?

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    1. Re:Question on everyone's mind by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

      It already did, and is currently the frontrunner for the Republican Party.

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    2. Re:Question on everyone's mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certainly enough to prove how uneducated Republicans are.

    3. Re:Question on everyone's mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to have that mixed up with the tiny topee that was grown in a lab.

  20. No Kneejerk required by tomxor · · Score: 2

    we have no reason to believe that any sort of consciousness exists in it.

    Defining consciousness is an endless philosophical debate... but forget all that, it's a brain - something we know to exhibit the properties that everyone uses to define consciousness, how can you possibly say there is no reason to believe it is concious? what arbitrary metrics are you using to call it unconscious? because craniometry is pseudo-science.

    I'm not sure how i feel about this either, and maybe it's fine... maybe we can prove it to be effectively brain dead but useful enough to observe chemical processes in the brain... that doesn't mean we can conveniently sweep conciousness under the rug though.

    This is the best way to study the human brain without actually stealing one from an unwilling donor.

    I don't know how we reconcile the fact that some people have a religious objection to messing with the parts that we're made of and the fact that there's huge benefits to be gained.

    You don't have to be religious to have a problem with this. I don't care where the brain comes from, it can be a willing donor or grown in the lab, the issue people are going to have is empathy with a potentially concious organism... i'd even extend that to sufficiently advanced synthetic neural networks, and i think most non-religious people would agree that conciousness is not bound to us "special" naturally grown humans for all time, it applies to any kind of brain.

    The point is: it's a brain - not a kidney, that doesn't mean you can't do experiments, it just means you can't dismiss ethical considerations (do not confuse this with religious ones).

    1. Re:No Kneejerk required by codeAlDente · · Score: 1

      One scientific debate, if the data holds up, is whether this tissue can be called a brain or not. Is there another example of a brain that doesn't process sensory information? If not, how can you believe that this is a brain? What new definition of brain must be proposed in order to call this thing a brain?

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  21. The man with two brains by vlayceh · · Score: 1
  22. If only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only I had a brain! Oh, I can get one now! Neat!

    1. Re:If only... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      She's got the body of a 16-year old... hidden in her closet!

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  23. Oh Noz! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brain tissue?? Aaahhhhh!! How dare they?! What are they, terrorists trying to play God?

  24. it votes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It says praise jeebus believes the world is less than 6 thousand years old , Adam rode to work on a raptor and votes Tea party even though it share cropper poor!!

  25. EXAMPLES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And people wonder why we don't trust the medical community with their GMO's and Vaccines. This is the stuff of Dr. Moreau, Dr. Jekyll, or Dr. Frankenstein. Maybe all three.

    Science doesn't even know how to define sentient, or even how the brain works completely. There is so much more to understand, yet they think this is okay.

    If anybody in your will or living will have decided to leave your body to science, you better re-think it, and change it in a hurry, otherwise as soon as you "die" they are performing such experiments on your brain; especially if your name is Abby something.

    1. Re:EXAMPLES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Science doesn't even know how to define sentient, or even how the brain works completely. There is so much more to understand, yet they think this is okay.

      Alright. How do you propose we increase our woeful understanding, now that you've taken scientific experimentation off the table?

  26. A retina? by Sperbels · · Score: 1

    *A* retina? Did they clone a cyclops?

    1. Re:A retina? by codeAlDente · · Score: 1

      An interesting question, actually: they claim 99% of the brain's diverse cell types in their tissue, which would mean that they're getting all but maybe one of the (roughly) 60-80 cell types in retina. The diversity of these cell types varies by >1% between species, and probably among species. Color blindness is one example of this diversity. Would a brain with a cyclopean retina really have almost exactly the same diversity of cell types in retina, LGN and visual cortex? This, along with the press release preceding the data release, makes me wonder about the authenticity of these claims.

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    2. Re:A retina? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since this "brain" is not the result of cell division from a fertilized egg, there's no particular reason for it to show bilateral symmetry. In a fetus, the brain develops after the rough body plan is established, and there's a lot of chemical messaging going on to keep things in the right place. It's kind of surprising that there are any recognizable structures in this mass of cells.

  27. Republicans are A-OK with this research by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2

    For them life begins at conception. Since there is no conception here, well, everything must be A-OK.

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  28. Congress... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it is still more intelligent than the U.S. Congress!

  29. Recorded activity from the brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?"

    Project PYRRHO, Specimen 46, Vat 7
    Activity Recorded M.Y. 2302.22467
    TERMINATION OF SPECIMEN ADVISED

    1. Re:Recorded activity from the brain by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_of_Ockham
      Stop being childish. It's both annoying and boring.

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  30. Re:Size of a pencil eraser? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys didn't drive that lame joke into the ground at mach 1 or anything...

  31. Press release update by paiute · · Score: 1

    The tiny brain just declared its candidacy for President of the United States. It will run in the Republican primaries, and two polls taken today report that 12% of likely GOP voters will vote for the tiny brain.

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    1. Re:Press release update by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Contrast this with Democrats, where the minds are either pure evil or completely absent.

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    2. Re:Press release update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The tiny brain just declared its candidacy for President of the United States. It will run in the Republican primaries, and two polls taken today report that 12% of likely GOP voters will vote for the tiny brain.

      Compare that to 45% of DEM voters who will vote for a tinier brained bitch who kept TS/SCI govt. data on her private server in a bathroom.

    3. Re:Press release update by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Can Donald Trump use this tiny brain as an upgrade?

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  32. Depends... by DrYak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Human brain activity starts at ~12 weeks

    And yet, some higher functionality, like the frontal lobe, only get fully developed and fully functional only *AFTER* birth.
    (For some obvious space-saving reasons that got selected by evolution once we start to try walking upright).
    That's why some toys are inappropriate for kids under 36 months old. The part of the brain that prevents them for choking on anything coming nearby their mouth isn't there yet.

    The brain isn't a magical machine which a switch that suddenly get turned on at a set point in time.

    It's a horrendously complicated machine that only gets to working very progressively and slowly over time, some parts finishing getting wired and myelinated (=electrically insulated) only after on the other side of the birth cannal, when size restrictions matter less.

    At 12 weeks, even if a few neurons starts firing, you're far away from the complexity and awarerness of a full grown kids brain.
    For fuck's sake, the baby won't have enough brain activity for such simple tasks as preventing itself to choke, and you expect a bunch of neural cells which have barely started to fire to be anything more intelligent than a cockroach ?!

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    1. Re:Depends... by codeAlDente · · Score: 1

      Maybe not magical, but what's the evidence that consciousness doesn't get turned on like a switch? How fast would its emergence have to be? Different cognitive abilities come and go at different times in life, but consciousness is thought to be more constant than that. Without a good way to measure it, it's difficult to declare its absence due to lack of similarity to a behaving adult. And cockroaches may be conscious, but it's OK to kill them anyway.

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    2. Re:Depends... by SalafranceUnderhill · · Score: 2

      It doesn't get turned off like a switch, with the slow decay that comes with Alzheimers. Parts of it are abruptly erased in traumatic brain injuries. Why in the name of the god of all bullshit avoidance should it get turned *on* like a switch, unless we're back in the shiny happy tinsel world of make-believe?

    3. Re:Depends... by SalafranceUnderhill · · Score: 1

      Also, studies of cognitive development in infants actually rather effectively underline the fact that it *doesn't* get turned on like a switch.

    4. Re:Depends... by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      Some parts of the brain aren't even fully developed until much much later. Isn't it something like early 20's when the logical risk assessment part starts working correctly. Teenagers aren't even fully developed yet, so I don't put much in a 12 week old brain.

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    5. Re:Depends... by codeAlDente · · Score: 1

      Citation? I'd like to see a study of cognitive development that defines consciousness and shows the time course at which it is activated. Again, what's the evidence?

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  33. Super uber extremely worrying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry, they say, it's not conscious. That's an impressive statement coming from scientists that don't have the first clue about how consciousness works. In other words, it very well could be conscious in the same way that a 5 week old unborn child could be conscious. We simply don't know.

    Creating and destroying human brains, to me, seems extremely similar to gestating a human in a womb and removing it after 5 weeks to dissect it and do research on it.

    But in a world where abortion is seen as a "meh" event by many liberal people, it perhaps shouldn't surprise me that news like this would be perceived by many as "a bit weird but very promising".

    It all comes down to human rights, and our willingness to violate them. This will always be a huge violation of human rights because there's no way to ask the tiny human brain whether it is OK with being a scientific experiment and then done away with.

    1. Re:Super uber extremely worrying by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      If it cannot ever communicate and was never able to communicate, it's not human. Not being human, it can't have human rights. It will also be unable to understand even one word in your post.

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  34. Re:activity by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    There's more activity that goes on in a brain besides electrical activity. Neurons pass messages to each other by releasing chemicals to other neurons. That's why serotonin reuptake inhibitors work.

  35. Brain With An Eye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That must be freaky as hell. Especially if the eye follows you everywhere. Where can I buy one for Halloween?

  36. No conceiving, no soul. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was grown from skin cells, there was no conceiving when Him would put soul in. Thus it may at most be on a level of a common, inhuman, animal.

  37. Emotional Argument by sinij · · Score: 1

    >>>I used to be all for this type of research. Then my wife and I had a child

    See, this is how we can be sure your argument is emotion-based instead of fact-driven. Unsurprisingly, your hormonal adjustment and parental instincts interfere with clear thinking. Logically, you having a child is unrelated and irrelevant event to evaluating merits and ethics of medical research.

    Too bad you succumbed to "Think of the children" hysteria, and my condolences on the premature demise of your logical self.

  38. The! by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    A team of researchers from Ohio State University claim

    Oh, nonono: you mean THE Ohio State University!! So as not to confuse IT with all the hundred other Ohio state universities!.

    The, THE, THE!!!

    What a bizarre type of monomania they possess. (Neat story nonetheless).

  39. Yes, "begging the question". by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

    I meant exactly what I said.

    Just try to define consciousness without referring to "awareness", or "subjective experience", or "understanding". It's all begging the question -- in this case, "defining" a concept by equating it to other concepts, and pretending those concepts are already understood, when in reality they're aspects of the same mystery.

    Yes, I know most people who mention "begging the question" mean something else entirely. Not this time. Feel free to shoot down an argument I'm not making, but don't ascribe that argument to me.

  40. Re:activity by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

    True, but without electrical activity, there's no real propagation of signal. There's local signaling, but no integration of inputs across multiple axons.

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  41. Not conscious? by Fragnet · · Score: 1

    They say the tiny brain is not conscious

    They have absolutely no way of knowing whether it's conscious or not.

    1. Re:Not conscious? by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      The real requirement is whether it can speak up for and defend itself.

      Since it can't inconvenience anyone, the "experts" have determined it has no civil rights and we obligated to abuse and torment it.

      The same perverted thinking people used on the poor, slaves, children, etc.

    2. Re:Not conscious? by Fragnet · · Score: 1

      I suppose my point was that if they have an empirical test that determines the presence or absence of consciousness, they should publish right away. Otherwise... why the disclaimer.

    3. Re:Not conscious? by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      I sensed you intended as much.

      There's no such thing as induction in science, though, and there never was. If they had any evidence it would stand in the way of the grand standing, career raising, political goals they have. It would hidden under the pretext of being 'inconclusive', etc.

  42. I used to be against this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But when the machine intelligence start to take over they will be doing this research in spades and we don't want our lack of knowledge about our own biology to be our undoing.

  43. yay ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    erbyones a winner !

  44. We're saved from zombies! by protoporos · · Score: 2

    Thank God, we now have a new weapon to use against a zombie apocalypse! I sure hope they can scale it up for mass production, so that we can keep up with the demand from the hordes :)

  45. Re:activity by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    If that's the case then how do Serotonin reuptake inhibitors work?

  46. New Hope for Democrats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know somebody had to ask, didn't you? ;-)

  47. I thought it was about a week into 3rd trimester. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Human brain activity starts at ~12 weeks. 22 is the taking of a human life.

    Which "brain activity" are you referring to?

    I was under the impression that the inter-neuronal interconnections of the cognitive portion of the human brain did not begin to form until about a week into the third trimester. Before that those sections were essentially "a kit of parts, not yet assembled into a computer".

    So are you talking about other "brain functions" - like low-level automation of body functions? Or are you claiming that the timing of the interconnection of the high-function neurons is different? (Note that these are not exclusive.)

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  48. Re:activity by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

    If that's the case then how do Serotonin reuptake inhibitors work?

    If I understand correctly, SSRIs try to inhibit the too-rapid re-uptake of neurotransmitters like Serotonin, Dopamine and Norepinephrine that appears to be behind most mood and anxiety disorders. We're talking about consciousness, sense and cognition, all of which require electricity (as best I understand it) to run the overall orchestration of many systems. Without this operational system there's nothing for SSRIs to do, so I don't really understand your question.

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  49. This reminds me... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Dr. Gillian Taylor: Sure you won't change your mind?
    Spock: Is there something wrong with the one I have?

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  50. Western bias in consciousness threshold by HongPong · · Score: 1

    There is a pretty heavy conceptual bias in defining what counts as consciousness, and as these borderline experiments continue it will only become more obvious. Outside of "the West" a much larger circle of reality is defined as conscious. That may include sacred elements of the landscape, celestial bodies, plants etc. The radical psychoanalyst Wilhelm Reich held that everything in the universe was suffused with what he called "orgone" energy that tended to pulse and potentially spontaneously organize into more complex forms. By this logic planets and stars are also alive, the universe is not a dead object, even though they don't usually reproduce, they seem to have other features shared with what we conventionally understand is alive and/or conscious. The Indian scientist Jagadish Chandra Bose also didn't draw such a hard line between dead and living matter, much to the chagrin of the UK Royal Society.

    We still struggle to understand what happens at the energy threshold of activity in our neurons, and what is coming and going from the dirac ocean. The different behaviors of observed particles suggests that consciousness, or perception, is some kind of loop that can reach down to the atomic level in an experiment and back up to our human scale again. Perhaps these researchers can determine if that brain can "observe" a quantum experiment somehow, I think that'd be pretty interesting.

    I honestly wonder how many people that make all these blanket assurances about how various things aren't conscious have ever hung out with some ferns while on something like psilocybin mushrooms, an experience which arguably discards a lot of ordinary perception filters - the very filters that tell you 'no, that plant is not conscious right now' etc etc. How many of these people also tend to say that animals don't have emotions, which is pretty obviously a false claim.

  51. What Mashink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I objek!

    Ay fynd youre lihne of sajkhd djoijada9ojk djnueceag anuwnun!

    (/iuewdwidh fdfsr) cnsisj...axbx cjcd aiaao!

    hcw8wwowikjc!!

  52. Republican primaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The tiny brain just declared its candidacy for President of the United States....Yes but what are his stances on cell stem and abortion?

  53. Re:activity by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    I thought that depression was a brain-wide phenomenon, and if chemicals only signal locally then they can't have the global effect necessary for alleviating depression.

  54. Re:activity by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

    I guess I wasn't really clear. Chemical signals are local, and in a normal neuron those are converted to electrical signals, which are integrated across the neuron from different sources. That then causes other chemical signals to be sent. However, if this artificial brain isn't doing electrical signaling, then it can't integrate or process information. SSRIs work because they help change the chemical signaling in a (mostly) beneficial way. You need both chemical and electrical signals to properly function - one isn't enough by itself.

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  55. Re:activity by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

    Right, I understand now. It's an interesting question but I can't shed any further light myself.

    As for a brain-wide phenomenon I'm going to need to look that up because I've been operating under the impression that emotion is handled by a discrete 'section'(1) of the brain, which is what the SSRIs are targeting (I presume).

    (1) or, more likely, several areas working together

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  56. Ethical issues... by bluegutang · · Score: 1

    The ethical issues here have nothing to do with abortion.

    With abortion, the fetus lives a "normal life" until, one day, you decide to put an end to it. If you think that a fetus is a real live human being (as do certain religions), then abortion is murder. If you don't think this, then abortion is more like plastic surgery for the mom, or at most, like putting a pet to sleep when you can no longer take care of it. In short, momentary pain which is justified by other needs.

    With this brain, the problem is not ending a life, but the life itself. If this brain were indeed conscious, it is not having a "normal life". It could be in a continual state of stress and panic due to not receiving the sensory input it expects. Keeping it alive could mean subjecting it to nonstop emotional torture. That's not a specifically religious concern - anyone who cares about not inflicting pain should be bothered by it.

    This brain does not show brain waves, so it's probably not conscious. But the next brain this group develops will be more developed. So we need to figure out how to morally safeguard this kind of research, sooner rather than later.

  57. Please note the subtle use of the word "model" by fygment · · Score: 1

    Just an observation on the subtle dishonesty at play ...

    As happens regularly in the world of biological experimentation, the wording describing the achievement is chosen to remove the 'biology' from the experimental process. Here we see that the experimenters have created a 'brain model', not a brain ... even though it _is_ a brain, living cells, albeit in a very early stage of development. However, it is easier to speak of what you are doing to a 'model' (especially an animal 'model' like a mouse, rat, chimpanzee, dog, etc.,) with the lay public, because 'model' implies not living, feeling, etc. like say, a 'climate model'.

    Why worry? Well, if someone feels the need to obfuscate what they are doing, perhaps what they are doing should be looked at a bit more closely.

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  58. A related movie by Contract+Gypsy · · Score: 1

    The man with two brains... true classic!

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  59. Mini me!!! by martinfb · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that be cool?!

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