New Star Trek TV Series Coming In 2017 (hollywoodreporter.com)
An anonymous reader writes: Star Trek is returning to television. In January, 2017, a new series will begin. The first episode will air on CBS, and subsequent episodes will appear on CBS's online platform, "All Access." "The new Star Trek will introduce new characters seeking imaginative new worlds and new civilizations, while exploring the dramatic contemporary themes that have been a signature of the franchise since its inception in 1966." The show will be produced by Alex Kurtzman, who produced the two recent Star Trek films in 2009 and 2013. No details have been released regarding what the show will be about, or who will star in it. CBS is currently looking for a writer to helm the show.
Running the 2nd thru 5th season in a row and overlapping probably exhausted the genre. Its had enough rest now for new ideas.
I think it loses the ability to call itself a "TV series" when it refuses to air over a conventional method for getting television into your home... Just sayin'. I love Trek, but I hope this flops so CBS will know their service is lame. (But if it flops, CBS will likely blame Trek and keep pushing ahead with the service anyways).
All I know about Bush is I had a good job when Clinton was president.
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So will this show be set in the original TOS / TNG / DS9 continuity, or in the Abrams continuity?
Lots of plusses and minuses either way.
I guess with the reboots being successful this makes sense, that said, I assumed Star Trek on TV died with enterprise.
As this is inevitably going to turn into a "why did star trek on TV die anyway", and specifically what was wrong with Enterprise:
Personally I thought they absolutely nailed the feel of the ship. It's the most realistic looking ship of all star trek (including the reboot movies). They way they used the consoles and the general look and feel of everything felt very realistic. Also the way the crew worked, especially in the engine room was really well done. You had a large number of people who were specialized in specific areas all working together, and the chief engineer kinda knew it all but it was very difficult or almost impossible for him to do everything himself. He needed a bunch of people because there was a bunch of stuff that had to be monitored and regularly maintained. It felt very much like an actual crew.
They also really pulled off the whole early exploration vibe. I'm not a space nutter by any stretch of the imagination, but the intro alone just gets me hyped about futuristic ideas of exploration.
So where did they fail? Characters and story. Both were flat, boring, and predictable. They ruined the vulcans, and everyone else was just dull, cliche, and unrelatible. The lack of an effective way to communicate (universal translator) is realistic but got old quickly. The reason they have a universal translator in all the other treks is because without one every story becomes about trying to establish communications (which is pretty much what happened). In short, they built a cool world and a cool ship and then did nothing interesting with them.
Also because may as well get the flame war going, I still contend that DS9 was the best of them all. Sure it was a cliche war story in space, but it was a really well done cliche war story in space. It had actual characters and a consistent universe and real tension. TNG was alright but it hasn't aged well at all, and while the characters are reasonably well rounded, the universe is fairly inconsistent between episodes and technology is very much as convenient for the current story. Voyager had some good story lines, but the characters were bland and they over-did the whole powerful female character thing to the point of ridiculousness. Original series: still watchable but kinda dull.
Please, no. Just let the poor thing rest in peace.
Come on, the universe has already got enough of the shows. We do not need another bunch of poorly written Trek. Didn't they get that memo when "Enterprise" was suddeny cancelled by UPN a few years back?
" The show will be produced by Alex Kurtzman, who produced the two recent Star Trek films in 2009 and 2013."
So basically it's not going to be "Star Trek". I'll skip this series. One for the kiddies I guess.
Do the TV series follow the odd/even rule, or is that just the movies?
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
I loved watching various incarnations of Star Trek, but $6/month is a bit steep for 1 show.
Why do I have this nagging feeling that will be less of going boldly?
Prove anything by multiplying Huge Number times Tiny Number
It'll be on a torrent site 10 min after airing so you can watch it are you leisure. Now if I was them I'd put it up on a torrent site right after it aired with the commercial intact. That way you beat the pirates to the punch and people probably wouldn't care about the tv ads.
by TheSpoom (715771) Uncaring Linux user here. I have nothing to add to this but please continue. *munches popcorn*
Star Trek still exists because the original series was all about social justice. The original series was a commentary on society as much as it was science fiction.
Let This Be Your Last Battlefield.
TOS wasn't pro-hippie in that it recognized the importance of duty and responsibility and the complexities of life, but it was pro-equality, pro-egalitarian, anti-discriminatory.
if it's only on CBS All Access.
"Asimov has a shit loads material. So does Heilein."
Asimov? Because they did so well with 'I Robot' and "Bicentennial Man", right? And The Movie About Night Falling That Shall Be Unnamed? I've no trust in ANYONE producing a good Asimov film *OR* a TV series.
And Heinlein? Do you not remember Starship Troopers? Or Puppet Masters? At least the latter had Donald Sutherland (and he nailed the 'old man') but it otherwise sucked. At least "All you zombies" had a "respectable" attempt last year with Predestination so maybe all is not lost here...
And for $6/mo it'll probably be pirated at warp speed.
The problem with movies is they don't have enough time for significant character development. Assuming a movie tells a good story, at best, you're talking one good story every few years. The Next Generation thrived as a tv series, but failed miserably in movie form.
In my opinion, the most recent movies have too much action, without much storytelling. I'm hopeful that a TV series simply won't have the special-effects budget to make the episodes non-stop eye-candy, and will instead try to tell good stories with only as many special effects as are required.
CBS is currently looking for a writer to helm the show.
Well now, I can barely wait for this gem!
"We have the product placements all lined up; the token morality lessons of the week to push our thinly-veiled political agenda; the distribution gimmick to force fans into using our otherwise dead-in-the-water online service... Now we just need a show!"
Klingons are a sure ratings magnet: they appeal to both wrestling/NFL fans and geeks .
Have 2 Earth Federation rookies, a male and a female, be assigned to a Klingon ship shortly after Klingons join the Federation, in a cultural exchange program. The rookies have to be cunning both physically and socially to survive. Lots of plot room for action, showdown drama, and humor.
Table-ized A.I.
Why not skip YASTS (Yet another star treck series) and bring back Firefly?
"Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
And we can't get Farscape back.
Star Trek is lame. It was never science fiction and neither is Star Wars.
Farscape was a very good show without a doubt. But one could just as easily say that Farscape was just 'Muppets in Space', and not science fiction either, and for that matter much more 'science fantasy' than either Star Trek or Star Wars.
But crap (i)s what (i)s marketable. There (i)s hope - Tolkiens stuff was made into decent movies.
You're knocking something for not being science fiction and then you talk about Tolkien, which was pure fantasy? I'm confused, now, what were we talking about? Also much of Asimov and Heinlein is over the heads of the average person, and the average person is who they're trying to get to go pay to see movies in a theater, yes. Since you don't seem to be paying attention, you wouldn't realize that they're working on a Moon Is A Harsh Mistress motion picture adaptation of the book.
By the way you apparently need a new keyboard; your 'i' key is intermittently bad.
Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
We had the woman captain, and the black captain, so I'm thinking the new captain should be transgendered. They could make the captain both transgendered and transvestite if they want to save money on costume costs.
I will not check out CBS's "online platform".
I will not jump through hoops to see programming. I will not sign up for multiple entertainment services and take on yet more monthly bills. I will not tolerate piss-poor streaming quality. I most especially will not tolerate incessant advertising, even if the service is free. *Especially* if it is free.
We have reached the point where the number of entertainment choices, the un-originality of them, the hoops and interruptions and surveillance they come with, has reduced their value to next to nothing. What we need is fewer sources, not more. We need aggregators, like cable TV services with on-demand access, at fair prices, with actual competition and no sports channel taxes.
Netflix is the best we have, but they are moving in the wrong direction, increasing prices so they can offer their own programming. They don't have an ESPN tax, but they do have a Orange-is-the-new-black tax. And their selection isn't awesome and isn't timely or even stable.
I won't see the new Trek until it has been out on DVD long enough to drop in price, a lot, because I hate even the ads they sometimes put on DVD, so I won't pay more than $17 for a season of television programming.
Or maybe Netflix will pick it up and I'll get to see it before they drop it...and re-add it...and drop it... and...
Screw it. All this wonderful technology the 21st century has brought us has pretty much been squandered by shitty business models and fucking shareholder value.
"Asimov has a shit loads material. So does Heilein."
Asimov? Because they did so well with 'I Robot' and "Bicentennial Man", right? And The Movie About Night Falling That Shall Be Unnamed? I've no trust in ANYONE producing a good Asimov film *OR* a TV series.
And Heinlein? Do you not remember Starship Troopers? Or Puppet Masters? At least the latter had Donald Sutherland (and he nailed the 'old man') but it otherwise sucked. At least "All you zombies" had a "respectable" attempt last year with Predestination so maybe all is not lost here...
Bicentennial Man was descent as far as movie adaptations go.the I Robot movie was bad fan-fiction of Asimov. But I do cringe when I hear they want to make adaptions of things like foundation series, that a clearly not written in such a way as to make good movies. Now if they would do the robot series (these might be interesting as kinda scifi/film noir) or even maybe some of the empire books it could be interesting.
Heinlein as long as you ignore the his fetish for fascism or blatant racism, can be okay.
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They took what could have been a fun season's worth of plot development and jammed into an episode as cliche and absurd as possible.
You're not the only one who noticed that. I was left with the general feeling that the episode was fun, but that it was unlikely that they'd be able to sustain that level of energy for even one season, let alone for many seasons. Eventually they'll run out of ideas and it'll get stale and grind to a halt. There's a chance that won't happen but I don't see it being very likely at all.
Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
There is nothing in the scifi world that you can love that someone hasnt set up a page & a set of forums with the specific purpose of talking about how awful & terrible it is.
& you can go and read that. And once you've read enough of it, you'll hate it too.
Enterprise was the first ST series that had to deal with the huge community of fans dissecting it on the internet in real time as it aired. Voyager had to deal with this too to some degree, but not like Enterprise did. Before the episode was even over there were already hundreds of posts eviscerating every aspect of it.
Sure it had its weak points, and the first couple seasons sucked. But ALL ST series start out that way, go back & watch the first season of TNG, its downright painful!
The internets love/hate affair is what killed Enterprise.
"Bicentennial Man was descent as far as movie adaptations go"
You have very low expectations. I'm not saying it wasn't a bad "MOVIE". It was entertaining and a kind of "corn-ball" that made me think Buster Keaton. I do not feel I wasted my time or money watching it way-back-when (tm).
However, the movie was not what I would call a good adaptation of Heinlein's story. But, we can have a difference of opinion. It appears we both thought the movie as OK...
The BEST adaptation of an Asimov story I have saw was a VHS Video "who-done-it" game based on Caves of Steel. It actually was decent for "B" grade actors and "direct to video" special effects of the 80's.
I think that both Starship Troopers and Puppet Masters weren't the best stories by Heinlein for movies anyway.
The big problem with making a good movie is that there's too much reliance on special effects and too little on acting. And both Heinlein and Asimov were more about psychology than technology even though the technology was a hook to hang the story on in their books it was never the main thing.
If you want to make an action movie or TV series - look at Keith Laumer.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
What about Quentin Tarantino?
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
and made a series based on the alternate universe where th Federation was the bad guys lead by an emperor. A very different twist with a lot of potential.
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New Star Trek TV Series Coming In 2017 to their online subscription based service only.
...subsequent episodes will appear on CBS's online platform, "All Access."...
Looks like I won't be able to see the show, because all I have here is an old TV antenna clinging to the side of the chimney....
Canadians (and anyone who isn't a'Murican) are already bracing for the inevitable, "Not available in your country" error message.
"If you want to make an action movie or TV series - look at Keith Laumer."
Or Harry Harrison... Deathworld would make a decent "action movie". And it follow the current "herd" mentality of Man=bad -- Animals/Plants=Good.
Or maybe a SS Rat series...
From what I heard (I've never seen it myself), "I, Robot" was pretty much nothing like the book (which is actually a collection of short stories).
I never knew they made a movie of Nightfall. I liked the book, even though the ending was a great cliffhanger that sadly never got resolved.
Now that I think about it, Nemesis might work as a movie or short series.
... I'm sensing it'll have a lot of lense flare
+1 Renegades is a great setup for a show. The first episode was really good for a B-grade pilot. I would love to see it done with a big budget.
>new Star Trek series
Yay.
>from the producer of JJTrek
Boo.
To hell with this crap. Better just watch the fan-made New Voyages.
Circumcision is child abuse.
I'Robot wasn't that bad at all. Yes, it kind of made robots out to be the bad guy which is what Asimov wrote against, but it did it in a way that was consistent with his books. Remember the Zeroth law from the last book in the Foundation series? In addition, that movie had numerous nods and short stories integrated the main plot. It was actually pretty decent for a fan of Asimov's books (which are almost all I read as a kid...I still haven't read 2001...)
Bicentennial Man was also good. It was more playful and more targeted towards kids than it had to be, but the core of the story, a robot growing human and fighting for his rights was extremely well done.
Film adaptations of Asimov's works (even the old BBC stuff) is generally pretty well done. We just need something targeted towards adults, not kids or action movie fans.
Starship Troopers was also pretty great. Yes, it's very different from the book, but it works pretty well as a satire of military and government, which is kind of what the book was about anyway. Not sure why you think 'Predestionation' was only a respectable attempt...U guess you're just hard to please.
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In January, 2017, a new series will begin. The first episode will air on CBS, and subsequent episodes will appear on CBS's online platform
Wow, that shows a lot of confidence, doesn't it?
If it takes off, great - syndicate it and broadcast it. If not, well, it was just a web thing which we can pretend never happened when the next reboot comes along.
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
I imagine these days the entire crew will be LGBT, and female.
I think there's a, um, let's call it , 'fan-fiction' version of that. Star Trek: The NeXXXt Generation.
Pretending this is my office full of bitter coworkers..
I don't agree with you much, but this is one of the things I completely agree with you on.
Spoilers in case anyone also never got in to it but might want to get in to it just for completionists sake.
Voyager always had a bit of a way out of everything.
It was one thing that annoyed me about it.
It was also too nicey-nice a lot of the time.
Loved it, but it did annoy me.
Enterprise went against that, horribly so, leading to the death of some fairly major characters. (even sometimes during things where you THINK they all get out alive, but then they throw that at you and it leaves a much bigger impact on you)
Or in some cases, the deaths of millions or even billions of people. That was some crushing, powerful stuff there. (even if it was in the worst arc)
Enterprise didn't try to hide away that there were aliens out there were cruel, and basically were just an extension of niche areas of our species. Groups such as slavers selling people off to highest bidders, biohackers that may very well be the foundations to a eugenics war in the next couple centuries, violent warrior species (Russians lol) and so on.
And it also explored some things not explored very much in other shows besides DS9, inter-species relations.
I missed those from DS9. I wish there was more of inter-species relations in the new show. Those were always good story writers.
Still, nothing beats the death of Carson from Stargate Atlantis. God damn that was a crushing episode.
Manly tears shed for Carson. That just came out of nowhere.
Likewise with Doc Fraiser in Stargate.
Holy shit. All these deep wounds. Time to cuddle in to pillow and cry.
"U guess you're just hard to please."
I'd counter that you are overly easy to please. I never said Bicentennial Man was a terrible movie -- it wasn't. I enjoyed it. It just was a horrible adaptation of the story. I also didn't say that I Robot was horrible. I GUESS it was an OK action movie, but it was so far away from Asimov's source material that it was frustrating to watch for most anyone who had a passing familiarity of the source material.
Totally disagree with you on Starship Troopers movie -- as you say, it was farce -- which is completely counter to the source material. That's like saying Space Balls was a good "Star Wars" adaptation, man! They are not the same thing! And the reason I think "'Predestionation' was [the] only a respectable attempt" is because it's the only one that even attempted to stay close to the original story and tone!
The first episode will air on CBS
Red flag #1. CBS sucks ass and they have 0 balls. If this show is anything like all the other bland shit that's on network TV these days, it will make even Voyager look good by comparison.
subsequent episodes will appear on CBS's online platform, "All Access."
subsequent episodes will appear on CBS's online platform, "All Access."
Red flag #2. Network doesn't even believe in it enough to put it on their regular broadcast channel. They're just using it to promote their shitty also-ran streaming channel. Hello, lots of low budget episodes.
The show will be produced by Alex Kurtzman
Red Flag #3. Let's get the fucktard behind those shitty action-movies-with-a-Star-Trek-skin to produce! He understands that REAL Star Trek ain't about all that thinkin' shit, it's about 'PLOSIONS!!!!
CBS is currently looking for a writer to helm the show.
Red Flag #4. CBS says "We don't even have a clue yet what it's going to be about, where we're going to go with it, or who's going to write it. But dammit, let's greenlight this thing! Just slap a Star Trek label on it and people will watch, right?"
SJW's don't eliminate discrimination. They just expropriate it for themselves.
As it's streaming will they use the 7 forbidden words and/or show some boobies? No, not Scott Bakula's. The good ones.
1) I'm excited to see Star Trek on "TV" again.
2) I'm disappointed that it is being released on a subscription service.
3) I think it is a bit of an oxymoron when CBS calls their subscription service "All Access", perhaps it should be called "No Access".
Should Star Trek be more about Ghosts? by Dervish ("Banned User" (!))
Maybe to revitalise the series it needs a more dark, ethereal spooky slant.
I have come up with three pitches for a sort of Trek meets X-files type show where Starfleet investigators delve into the supernatural.
Here are my first three ideas:
Some poossible stories to feature ghosts:
1) Starfleet Command is haunted by the wraith of a ship designer who is about to die but has projected his soul into the ship to make starships alive - Starfleet loves the new ships and the designer has to kill murderers and psycopaths to put their souls into battleships so he goes around murdering new people.
2) The Wormhole Aliens reveal to the Bajorans that all the Bajorans ever to have lived have their spirits in the Celestial Temple (wormhole) but are to be wiped out because the Prophets are cross with Bajor joining the Federation. Colonel Kira has to get Starfleets best scientists (Data, Bashir and Barclay) to send her spirit into the Temple to find Sisko and see what is going on.
3) Little Rene's gost can't find peace bercause of the horrible burning death he suffered in France. Picard, tormented by the ghosts pleas for help from his uncle, journeys back to France and discovers Rene and his famnily were murdered by Section 31 agents as part of a strange plot. Picard discovers the truth behind the reality of ghosts which has been hidden for millenia...
I think Star Trek should feature ghosts more heavily and these 3 ideas would be very exciting.
Disclaimer: No, I am not "Dervish". Fortunately. :-) I genuinely don't know if he/she is for real, but that's a strange thread. Shame that his "interesting" artist's impression of the ghost character (bad MS Paint on top of drawing of generic Star Trek ship deck, amusingly naff) is no longer on ImageShack.
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Bizarre thread. It's a bit like asking whether Buffy the Vampire Slayer should be more about talking haddock - it could be, but it'd be a very different show.
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Yeah -- I mistyped and submitted without proofing. An 'edit' would be nice...
Which was the fault of Asimov or the production company? Besides they did redo Dune, after the travesty that was David Lynch. Granted the sequel Frank Herbert's Children of Dune sucked balls.
I'll bet the SJWs are gonna force Star Trek to have like a female captain or a black guy playing a Klingon or something equally ridiculous and only tell stories that have social commentary. They'll totally ruin it, ya know? Effing SJWs ruin all the stuff we love.
You are welcome on my lawn.
TV Series' is more like: Good (ToS), Eventually Great (TNG), Great, Eventually Craptastic (DS9), We-Expected-Great-It-Took-a-little-while-to-realize-what-shit-Voyager-was-where-far-too-many-fucking-stories-resolved-with-ooops-alternate-universe (although some characters were interesting). Scott-Bakula-is-too-damned-familiar-to-cut-it-as-The-Captain, plus too much f'n time-travel.
To Summarize:
Good (ToS), Great (TNG), Worth Watching (DS9), I wish I could have that time back: Voyager & Enterprise.
Because we all know that we life in the mirror universe.
Exactly. The two mirror-universe episodes of Enterprise were excellent (with a fantastic opening theme too), but what they were really depicting was our own universe, because they showed how humans in *this* universe really are: a bunch of greedy, power-hungry murderers. The regular Star Trek universe is not the universe we live in; we are *not* a race of galactic do-gooders; that's just a universe that some of us wish we could live in.
Thanks for not reducing the argument by attacking me for a typo. I appreciate that.
How? Can you qualify that? It hit every note from the short story perfectly. Literally, the only thing "wrong" with that movie was that it was geared towards kids, and so shot through that lens, with characters being a little bit more playful/humorous than they were original.
It hit every note and got the message across, so how was it a flawed adaptation?
And how in the hell was I Robot far away from the source material? Literally everything came from the source material, it was just an original interpretation, but it didn't conflict at all. It was actually pretty great to see several short stories consolidated into a larger plot.
As far as Predestination, it sounds like you're just being picky. It was a great movie and a great adaption, and can stand on it's own merits. It doesn't need another adaption to be compared to in order to be considered great. That's like saying the Lord of the Rings movies (which I haven't seen but I understand most think they are great) are "respectable adaptions" instead of great movies. They can be both, but the latter negates makes mentioning the former redundant and pointless and comes across as petty.
If you ignore ACs because they are anonymous - you're an idiot.
Seems like my quote disappeared, but after my typo comment I quoted this : "It just was a horrible adaptation of the story."
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The movies are just "action flicks" with a superficial Trek veneer, and it sounds like that's what this series is going to be. Not particularly interested. I liked Trek at its most thoughtful.
Enterprise should have been good, but they ruined it with the whole stinking fetid pile of "Temporal Cold War". I was really interested in the first steps into the galaxy, the whole "Boomer" culture thing, etc. The fourth season, after Berman and Bragga were dumped, was (with the exception of that unspeakably putrid final epsiode) much more what the series should have been, but by then it was too late.
....just don't bother, it will never get a re-run like Trek has continually enjoyed for almost 50 years in all of it's forms.
Enterprise was insufferable! Despite some of the posts above, Voyager was OK. TNG and DS9 are obviously far superior, but Voyager is nowhere near as bad as Enterprise, which I don't even acknowledge it as Star Trek - it's that bad.
I'll know that this new series is going to be a dud if there's an alien race where one of their gender has to cover their faces and they have a holy book that leads some of them to terrorism and everybody tries to understand their point of view.
They sort of did that with DS9. That's where the Dominion lives.
I may or may not watch it, but please, God, no Scott Bakula! Nothing says bad science fiction like Scott Bakula. Besides being a horrible actor, he's simply not believable in a sci-fi role. Not nearly as bad as Dustin Hoffman in sci-fi, but close.
"No details have been released regarding what the show will be about, or who will star in it. CBS is currently looking for a writer to helm the show."
Seems backwards to me.
"A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
Trek was very much liberal, but that didn't make it SJW. It confronted hypocrisies and injustices across the galaxy and within the Federation by measuring them against principles, and there's great internal conflict when people are placed in situations that force them to break those principles.
SJWism, on the other hand, is no friend of principles -- treating people equally is subordinate to making people feel equal.
Let's hope Trek keeps its liberal roots alive by steering particularly clear of SJWism.
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But I do cringe when I hear they want to make adaptions of things like foundation series, that a clearly not written in such a way as to make good movies.
I think Prelude to Foundation has potential. But I'm forced to agree that as a whole, the Foundation Series won't translate well to movie form.
At this point, we don't have enough data to know if it'll be good or not. I believe it has potential to be good - I just hope it can live up to that potential.
Moves and TV are fundamentally different. Movies are way higher budget per minute. TV shows actually have time to develop characters, and don't need to keep the audience excited for every second. If there's good writing and development, the specifics won't be very important.
I am curious about story arcs. TNG episodes do a good job standing on their own, with the specific character development happening in the background. DS9 (at least in the end) became very story-arc driven, such that episodes were good because they were building on an overall plot. There is a definite trend in TV today towards large story arcs, with frequent cliffhangers. I'm not sure either style is necessarily better than the other, as long as it's well played. (Though it does mean if I'm looking for an hour's worth of entertainment, I'm more likey to watch a random episode of TNG than something like DS9 or BSG)
The initial problem with both Voyager and Enterprise was the captains (or the actors hired to play them).
Archer - as portrayed by Scott Bakula - was too wishywashy, especially in the first seasons. He has a backbone one minute, then he doesn’t. He’s decisive, then he isn’t. The inconsistency in how he commanded the crew, in how he made decisions, was annoying, and made his character weak. He always seemed to be the wrong person at the wrong time.
Janeway - well, according to Kate Mulgrew’s portrayal - if a woman wants to command a starship, she has to speak like a man. Every time she would switch from a conversational voice to that attempt at a deep-throated captain’s voice, I winced. So unnatural, so unconvincing.
Each had good episodes.
Enterprise even had a few good ones in season one (the first P’Jem story, which helped paint the Vulcans as meddling puppet masters comes to mind.). One thing Enterprise gave us was a better understanding of the Andorrians (and Empress Sato).
Voyager was an anomaly of Star Trek in that some of it’s most promising episodes and ideas were in the first season (then abandoned or muted for whatever reason). The “One ship, two crews” theme should have been a goldmine of stories, but was quickly smothered. Neelix’s “they have such a beautiful ship. Why do they keep risking it?” [paraphrase] was spot on, and marked the point where the series abandoned originality and really became regular Trek. Voyager should have continually deteriorated so that even lessor threats would have real consequences, but it didn’t (how many shuttles did it have?). I don’t know what to make of Seven of Nine - a late addition designed to drive ratings. Her story arc took too much time in the show and in the end belittled the Borg (and by association, Picard and Sisko).
They were all flawed, even TOS, and the new one will be too. But hopefully it will be Trek at its heart and not JJ-Trek.
I got really excited until I saw it was from a JJ disciple. But hey. You never know I think this is interesting. The old-guard TV networks are probably scrambling to get their foot in the door of the subscription/streaming thing. They probably didn't fear Netflix when they were only showing movies, but the moment they started producing their own content, things changed. Then the ante got upped when Amazon Prime signed the Top Gear guys. The question is, is it too late for someone like CBS or any of the old-guard TV network to enter this arena? CBS needed a signature show to christen the streaming service, but will anyone latch onto something not called Netfix, Amazon Prime, or Hulu? Is this a case of out with the old, and in with the new? I guess we shall see. I think a new Star Trek television show is long overdue, but I am not sure it can survive in the highly competitive streaming space. Hopefully if it doesn't thrive on the streaming service, they will have the good sense to move it to the regular network.
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I Robot was unbearable because it had Will Smith basically playing Fresh Prince of Bel Air Kicks Robot Ass. I'm not putting Smith down in general, because he has some serious acting chops when he puts his mind to it. Independence Day was kind of tongue in cheek anyways, so I could be amused by Will Smith playing a fighter pilot version of himself, much as I could forgive Jeff Goldblum for basically resurrecting his character from Jurassic Park, but the writers shit all over one of Asimov's better known works, and worst of all, they seemed to be trying to create some version of Blade Runner. The movie was a mess, and by the end I was rooting for the robots to kill all those stupid fucking humans.
The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
Your comment smells awfully sarcastic, but I think having a trans or non-binary-gendered captain (or at least prominent bridge officer) would be quite interesting. No need to make them human, if you fear that will upset too many transphobes; the message could be gotten across very nearly as effectively (and with more room to satirize and/or compare with Earth's history) with a non-human. Give the opportunity to present a different opinion on sex and gender issues. Have somebody else - or possibly several others, since there are often more than two viewpoints - act as a foil.
Only a blind zealot thinks their cause is *always* righteous, and Star Trek has a long and glorious history of exploring the harder questions via byplay between characters. I think the show could do a lot of good to settle that particular source of rot in our society without needing to focus on it constantly, just by having a general background "yeah, that person uses weird pronouns and it's a little weird how ey are attractive without quite being either masculine or feminine... but ey do eir job and it's no big deal". Some episodes would have the issue front and center, of course, but no need to shoehorn it in everywhere or make it the central plot topic.
I suspect this could be done without being overly distressing to any but the dyed-in-the-wool bigots who will never like any show true to the traditions of Star Trek at all.
There's no place I could be, since I've found Serenity...
Stainless Steel Rat would be a very cool show, I think. Probably not worth making a movie out of, at least not initially, but well worth exploring. It would probably resonate somewhat with fans of Firefly, even if they'd never read or even heard of the books (jeez, those came out when my dad was younger than I am now, and I'm pushing 30). There'd be room for a little bit of tweaking the technology and otherwise modernizing the society a bit, but I don't think it would take much. They'd have to come up with a bunch more plot - the original series of stories could maybe be stretched into a single season, at best, but it has enough timeskips I think it would better be used as a framework for a multi-year season if they want to preserve it in any detail at all - but this is something that Hollywood can do. Not always do well, but sometimes they manage it.
There's no place I could be, since I've found Serenity...
I read my way about half-way, started, skimming, and finally hit the TL;DR wall. It all seems to be criticism of picky aspects of previous series. So very little of it - except right at the top, before the arguments - was about what might be good ideas for a new show. None of these went over a sentence, whereas the criticism always goes on for paragraphs.
You critics should try writing sometime; it certainly seems to be hard for you to be new and creative here.
Last year "Predestination" was made based on Heinlein's "All You Zombies", and it works on the strength of good acting (Sarah Snook does an amazing job, Ethan Hawk went for a weird accent but ignore that and the rest is excellent). The special effects are a case with a combination lock and some current hobby electronics turning up a few decades earlier than they normally should (clue not continuity error for once!). The Heinlein Space Corps idea also makes an appearance as background thing done cleverly with costumes and setting. Close to zero reliance on special effects or weird props.
I liked it and think that's the way such stories should be presented. It's not quite the same as the book but I think it works better as a movie due to the addition.
1. CBS paywall site 2. Will be too politically correct 3. Will have lame stories 4. CBS paywall site.
They should have a view different to the usual Star Fleet. Perhaps a small bunch of misfits trying to avoid the Federation, just making a living doing whatever needs to be done, keeping a low profile. But one of their members is more than they appear, and the Federation REALLY wants their living weapon back.
I know, I know, it'd be easy to create Firefly lite in the Star Trek universe, we had a bit of a bash tabletoping such a thing a solid 10+ years before firefly, but we had Ferengi/Romulans and a tank/Klingon. The cloaking device always needed topping up, but it was a fun campaign. When Firefly came out, we were sure the writers had been sat in some of our sessions, even some of the dialogue sounded familiar ("I'll be in my pillow fort")
But... I'm just bored of the sparkly feds, the honourable klingons, the sneaky ferengi blah blah blah, I want to see a different view of what we're used to. Firefly could almost have worked in the ST universe. Almost. Hopefully we get that, and not the filler episodes we had so much of in the past.
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Alex Kurtzman is an incompetent idiot who would ruin even the emergency broadcast signal with unneccessary action and the most unfitting story board.
Every single episode of "Star Wars the Clone Wars" was more adult, more entertaining than his flicks.
Actually, most episodes of He-Man were...
"Life is short and in most cases it ends with death." Sir Sinclair
Barbie of Borg was there only to rescue the failing ratings. The character added nothing of significant value beyond looking good in a tight jumpsuit.
She didn't add anything of sci-fi value, but she added some more fun storylines. The doctor taking over her body and eating all that cheesecake was funny.
I love Star Trek, Star Wars and especially Sci Fi. I say this because they are only kinda the same. I like the original Trek ideas and I want to be entertained however the caretaker of those ideas in the commercial space is now gone and whoever is making this thing certainly doesn't care about those values, it's time to put the franchise to work. Gotta make a profit - cause that's what Trek is all about.
People loved Trek because it was genuine, interesting and it challenged them a bit, but not to much. And it didn't take itself too seriously. If you try to do that now people say it's lame, which by saying makes them lame, because it's obvious it's lame because the lameness makes us remember not to get our heads to far up our asses. It's not supposed to be that serious, it's a TV show.
Personally, I think the future of Trek is with the fans who love the show, it's ideas and the belief, that maybe, if we are reeeeeeaaaaaallllllyy lucky, and we work *real fucking hard* our society could actually be that way. If the fans aren't writing the stories, then there is little point in doing it because it is not sincere anymore.
But if they do make it then can we please stop whining about what they do that you don't like and let the rest of us geeks enjoy the show. If you don't like it, then write something better yourself instead of wasting bandwidth on complaining. Personally I'd be ok with no more Trek and let's see some new stories, perhaps, Bears Darwin's Radio or even an Enders Game (Bear wrote some of the hardest sci fi versions of Star Trek that I've read - btw!), otherwise do as Shatner suggests and 'get a life'.
Sometimes it will be good and sometimes it will be crap, but if you smother it with expectations then it will never be brilliant.
My ism, it's full of beliefs.