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Ask Slashdot: Are You Excited About Upcoming 4-inch iPhone or 9.7-inch iPad Pro?

If rumors are to be believed, at its 'Let Us Loop You In' event on Monday, Apple will launch a new smartphone dubbed "iPhone SE," and a new tablet dubbed "iPad Pro." According to 9to5Mac's Mark Gurman, who has a reliable track record with Apple news, the iPhone SE will sport a 4-inch display and have the same processor, RAM and other innards as the iPhone 6s, which was launched last year. The new 9.7-inch iPad will reportedly have the same hardware specifications as the 12-inch iPad Pro, which was also unveiled last year. The Associated Press reports that the forthcoming event hasn't stirred "much passion." It adds, "So far, however, there have been no hints of any dramatic announcements, such as last year's highly anticipated Apple Watch debut, or major initiatives like the company's long-rumoured but yet-to-materialize streaming TV service." Are you looking forward to purchasing either of the devices?

310 comments

  1. not one bit by dimko · · Score: 4, Informative

    Don't buy their products, purely for philosophical/philanthropic reasons.

    1. Re:not one bit by afc_wimbledon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't buy their products, purely for philosophical/philanthropic reasons.

      Smugness come in to it too, or was that just why you felt the need to share this with the world?

    2. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's funny, because I thought a smug sense of superiority came with every Apple purchase.

    3. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Care to share what those philosophical or "philanthropic" reasons are or are you just being a smug asshole? I mean really, what products *can* you use if you start being philosophical/philanthropic in your buying decisions?

    4. Re:not one bit by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't forget cost. Premium prices for three year old hardware.

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    5. Re:not one bit by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 2

      That's funny, because I thought a smug sense of superiority came with every Apple purchase.

      Odd how we have two anti-Apple posts with it, and we are only three posts in.

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    6. Re:not one bit by Xest · · Score: 0

      Well I'm glad to see the new owners have decided to pursue slashvertisements as questions as if we'll somehow be outwitted by that kind of move and not notice a blatant slashvertisement when we see one.

      No BizWank or whatever you're called now, we're not fooled. A slashvertisement is a slashvertisment, no matter how you try sand dress it up. Actual news, not adverts pretending to be news please.

    7. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good for you. Android phones and all the components in them are all made in workers' paradises.

    8. Re:not one bit by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      I thought it was a sense of sheep-hood....

    9. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The OP asked a question; this guy answered it.

    10. Re:not one bit by gx5000 · · Score: 1

      Odd ? When has the usual been odd ?

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    11. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, please show me the MASSIVE price difference you seem to imagine.

      Iphone pricing is in line with all other phones. HTC, Samsung etc...

      Let's look at tablets... Oh HTC, LG, samsung's tablets cost as much as ipads... OH NOEZ! AmiMoJo's straw man caught fire!

      Oh wait, you are hoping nobody noticed you are talking about the low end off brand china $99 shit that is running 4 year out of date Android.... as your example....

    12. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple does not write in common lisp, so that smug sense of superiority cannot possibly be the real thing.

    13. Re:not one bit by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      What is the problem with "4-year-old tech" ?? The bottom line is: "Does it fill your requirements adequately?" If so, no need to buy the latest plastic fantastic and pay the Bleeding Edge Tax. I'm quite happy with my 4-year-old Galaxy S3, simply because it meets my current needs, and was relatively inexpensive to purchase (thank you, Ebay. . .) When I need something more powerful, or with more storage than it can handle, or a capability it doesn't have. . . I'll examine the non-bleeding-edge tech available at the time. In the meantime, I'll make sure my software and OS are updated regularly. . .

    14. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like 80% of phones are Android?

    15. Re:not one bit by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      No, the bottom line is: "Will it fill your requirements adequately for the next 1-2 years?"

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    16. Re:not one bit by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Android fans are programmed to be hostile towards the competition. Apple fans love their phones, Android fans hate your phone.

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    17. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm using a Nexus 5X. It's a fairly high end phone, I paid $350 for it unsubsidized. What was that about low end off brand china shit?

    18. Re:not one bit by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1

      So...would that be the version of Android with TouchWiz, Sense, Cyanogen, LG UX, Vanilla, or some other sort of custom build UI for the underlying Android/Linux Kernel?

      With Apple, your experience is going to be about the same as any other Apple users' (save for the power users that jailbreak...but even this has a certain level of homogeneity). Android, your experience is going to change from brand to brand, model to model and in many cases from device to device. Android power users can even get more customizability by loading custom ROMs and being able to change the way core device interfaces work; and ever single one of these different branches and modifications fit into that 80%.

      Android devices compared to Apple devices are analogous to the whole PC vs. Mac debate, which always ultimately boiled down to customize-able user experiences down to the hardware level Vs. Stable homogeneous platform with uniform user experiences that never deviate far from Apple's directive.

    19. Re:not one bit by war4peace · · Score: 2

      I'm sure it would.
      I use a Samsung Galaxy 4 Mini, company provided, a bit over 2 years since I got it, my mobile phone usage hasn't change a bit. Its screen size is enough, it can run the apps I use just fine, why change it? At most I'd change the battery when its life shrinks to less than 12h.

      While I never owned an Apple device (of any type), I had plenty opportunities to try some out. They certainly cover my requirements but lack the freedom I enjoy in my phone. I can drag-and-drop music from my PC to my phone without having to install any software on my PC; the bluetooth stack works flawlessly and with more devices than Apple's. On top of that, I can get a phone that covers my needs much cheaper than anything Apple provides.

      Lastly, I can use an Android device without having to create/have an account on it. With Apple's, not so much.

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    20. Re:not one bit by whipslash · · Score: 2

      You think Apple really paid us to get (by and large) roasted by people who hate Apple? Come on, you're better than that.

    21. Re:not one bit by gweilo8888 · · Score: 1

      The headline asked a question. He answered it truthfully. Don't like the answer? Move on.

      Or were you expecting that only answers which matched your own prejudices would be allowed?

    22. Re: not one bit by Straif · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you are but I know around here (Canada) a top of the line S7 Edge is $1000 even and the regular S7 is $900.

      To get close to that price you'd have to get the base model 6s (16GB) for $915 or the 64GB for $1055. If you go flagship to flagship you'd have to get the 6s+ for either $1055 (16gb) or $1195 (64gb) or $1355 (128gb).

      So at best, comparing the Edge vs the cheapest 6s you save $85 on the iPhone; almost every other comparison favors the Android. Top vs top you'd have the Edge @ $1000 and 6s+ (128) @ $1355. To make it fairer you could add the $150 for a 200GB sd card to the edge giving you a 232GB Edge @ $1150 vs a 128GB 6s+ @ $1355.

      Since for 99% of people Edge is mostly a gimmick while 6s to 6s+ is much more fundamental difference in phones, a reasonable comparison would be between the regular S7 and 6s+.
      So at the base level you save $155 over the 6s+ 16gb, $295 over the 64GB and $455 over the 128GB. In each case you could add a 200GB sd and still save money.

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    23. Re: not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what you've been looking at?
      The iPhone 6 is around 700 Pounds, the Galaxy S7 despite the "recently released" premium is 600 Pounds, the Galaxy S6 is 500 Pounds, the LG G4 is less than 400 Pounds.
      I have no idea how you get "the same price" if it's 100 Pounds/15% cheaper down to half the price (and yes, I fully admit you can discuss which is the better phone/better hardware, but we are just talking about "higher spec models").

    24. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, you are wrong about several things.

      1. bluetooth stack doesn't work 'flawlessly' on Android.
      2. You don't need an account for an iPhone. And that's probably less limiting than an Android without a Google account.
      3. Well, you're not wrong about cheaper....

    25. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not so sure that's how it works. This raises an interesting philosophical question: which came first, the iPhone, or the iSmugginess

    26. Re:not one bit by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      I still use my TF300 tablet I bought in 2012. My phone is a Galaxy Note 3 and I have a HTC One M7 as a 'mini-tablet'. I don't really forsee them becoming 'inadequate' in the next year.

    27. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. 4'' iPhone A9, iSight, VOLTE, Apple Pay please.

    28. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Commencing mass incendiary combat:

      Hmmm, the question being "Are you looking forward to purchasing either of the devices"... Subsequently, an individual voices their opinion, another individual shows disdain for the aforementioned opinion. It would seem that the opinion critic lacks the concept of an opinion, in *my opinion* the critic must be one of those "fan boy/girl" (gender listed in alphabetical order and in no way should indicate a bias)

      Does anyone have any follow up kerosene?

    29. Re:not one bit by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      This raises an interesting philosophical question: which came first, the iPhone, or the iSmugginess

      Neither. Slashdotters generally loved the iPhone when it was released. Remember this was long before Android and when Palm devices were king. They loved having an actual full-on browser on a portable device. One of the big gripes about the iPhone is that it was AT&T only, there was lots of call around here for an iPhone without the phone. (i.e. the iPod Touch...)

      Then one day a news story wafted across Slashdot. Just days before the one-year mark of the release of the iPhone a story came along that people were waiting in line for the iPhone 2, believing it'd be released on the first anniversary of the original iPhone's launch. Instantly everybody bought this without any checking whatsoever. The 'smugginess' came from those who felt they were above waiting in line to get their hands on a new product! Bam, now we all hate Apple.

      Oh and that line of people, it was just at one store, and they had come by a couple of days before to make a purchase and their inventory was out. They were told that was the restocking day and they were just waiting in line for that. In other words: Typical retail stuff, nothing out of the ordinary other than assumptions made just because it was at an Apple Store.

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    30. Re:not one bit by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      That used to be, when Apple was fighting an uphill battle for establishment of their products. Now that they're on top of the heap, everyone loves to hate the incumbent.

      So there's a battle of hipster smugness being associated with Apple, and contrarian anti-establishment smugness being associated with Android, even though Android is far more established. And the whole thing is stupid, because it's just a fucking phone.

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    31. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the Android experience will be different for each manufacturer. Well, except for the experience of being constantly asked for access to things on your phone that the app you just downloaded should in no way need access to, having your privacy and information raped as a matter of course, and the parade of malware...

    32. Re:not one bit by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1

      You know...despite the horror stories, I haven't really personally seen any of that (except for the data raping...but that's also easy enough to sidestep). I guess an old adage "if you work a cow farm you learn not to step in cow chips" somewhat applies here. If you develop for Android, you learn how to avoid sketchy apps.

    33. Re:not one bit by Picass0 · · Score: 1

      The only thing more obnoxious that Apple hipsters are Anti-Apple zealots.

    34. Re:not one bit by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      philanthropic

      You give the money to charity instead?

    35. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that's because there is still a lot to be desired in phones in general, and Apple products especially?

    36. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask Slashdot: Are You Excited About Upcoming 4-inch iPhone or 9.7-inch iPad Pro?

      *answers question*

      FUCK YOU SHUT UP SMUG PIECE OF SHIT!

      Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

    37. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean really, what products *can* you use if you start being philosophical/philanthropic in your buying decisions?

      Fairphone

    38. Re:not one bit by Xest · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the fact that you're denying posting what is a blatant slashvertisement (please read what you've posted, it reads exactly like an advertisement and is pointless as a question because it's so entirely subjective) or that you're running Slashdot but aren't aware of the history it's suffered under previous owners of it's user being piss fed up of owning companies doing nothing but posting controversial articles to create flame wars because they stir page hits.

      It doesn't really matter what the comments say when the headline is clearly designed to raise awareness of the fact Apple is releasing a new phone and iPad and asks if you're excited.

      A non slashvertisment headline asking the same thing would've run somewhere more along the lines of a simple "Has Apple lost it's charm?".

    39. Re:not one bit by whipslash · · Score: 1

      Disagree. With the exception of you and very few others, it's generated some good discussion. If you don't like Apple, that's fine, but its not an advertisement and we weren't paid for it. I might agree with your headline suggestion if we had posted this after the new phone was released, rather than before.

    40. Re:not one bit by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

      You mean like 80% of phones are Android?

      hahaha, but that's different, they think...

      after all why make NSA-CIA's work difficult? just plug straight into goog and get it over with, hahaha...

    41. Re:not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, just a sense of "I want my phone to work when I pick it up every time." "I want it to update when there is a security issue." "I want it to be relatively safe."

      I've used several brands of Android and none of them met all of those three requirements. None of my Apple phones have failed those three with the exception of one with a hardware problem until it was replaced (for free).

      It isn't as versatile sure. Like for example when I'd like it to use VPN only and auto-reconnect with OpenVPN. There are several other apps that I still have an android phone on wifi only in my bag for, but for me it is a phone first, not a toy, and it succeeds at being a phone.

    42. Re:not one bit by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      I don't buy iDevices either, because I do not want to own a computing device that gives veto power over what software I can run to somebody in Cupertino. Or any other place, for that matter. If I am asked for advice, I will tell people why I won't buy them and advise them not to. But I don't TELL other people not to buy iDevices, and respect the reasons why some people might choose them. There are even people I might advise to buy them, especially tech-unsavvy people who don't live around other techies and therefore might have a strong need to get help at the Genius Bar. (My parents would be good candidates were it not for the fact that they live 70 miles from the nearest Apple Store.)

      Dimko's phrasing ("don't buy their products") sounds like a command not to buy them, rather than a statement of his own philosophy or a suggestion. But I don't know whether that was his intent. It's one of the hazards of written language; the intent probably would have been clear in spoken language.

    43. Re:not one bit by dimko · · Score: 1

      it was not a command. I don't usually force people into anything.

    44. Re:not one bit by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Well, except for the experience of being constantly asked for access to things on your phone that the app you just downloaded should in no way need access to, having your privacy and information raped as a matter of course, and the parade of malware...

      Are you talking about Apple again?

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    45. Re:not one bit by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because I totally buy Android phones because of my rabid hate for Apple rather than because I prefer Android phones and many of the features they offer that Apple seems to think no one needs.

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    46. Re:not one bit by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Or, currently, $200 + $20 for a month of Project Fi, then disconnect at the end of the month with no disconnect fee.

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    47. Re: not one bit by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      That is some heavy shit...700 Pounds indeed....

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    48. Re:not one bit by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Heh. You responded to something I didn't say and supported my point with what you did say.

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    49. Re: not one bit by jaq1an · · Score: 1

      lol

    50. Re:not one bit by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      You

      Android fans hate your phone.

      Me

      Yeah, because I totally buy Android phones because of my rabid hate for Apple rather than because I prefer Android phones and many of the features they offer

      I said the opposite of what you said. I buy Android phones because I like them. What does me also disliking Apple for a variety of reasons have to do with my buying decision? Nothing.

      So, either you misread what I wrote, or totally missed the dripping sarcasm.

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    51. Re:not one bit by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      What does me also disliking Apple for a variety of reasons have to do with my buying decision? Nothing.

      I didn't say anything about what motivates your purchasing decisions. What I did say was Android fans hate other peoples' phones. Heh.

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    52. Re: not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he's referring to the need for installing apps to make the phone useful. Out of the box, it's pretty shitty. There's a reason "there's an app for that" became famous.

      Went to help a friend download some paid audio clips for meditation for listening offline, and the hassle of setting up store to look for an app or cloud provider took forever with endless store popups. We gave up and I think she loaded it on a cheap mp3 player.

      On my BlackBerry or an Android, it's a long press on the link and save. Native functionality.

    53. Re: not one bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's concerning is that a story summed up as "meh" seems like an advertisement to you.

      You understand what marketing is, right?

      You're wrong on this, by a long shot.

    54. Re: not one bit by Xest · · Score: 1

      "You understand what marketing is, right?"

      It sounds like you don't because you clearly lack not the slightest clue about what modern online marketing campaigns look like.

      You probably also think "This person got in her car, and you'll never guess what happened next!" clickbait isn't a marketing tactic either and is a straight up honest insightful headline too right?

  2. it's for old people by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    i was looking at buying one for my mom since she has an old and crappy android phone she hates, but i might as well just pass on my 6S to her and buy a 7 later this year. same with my wife's parents. she will just give them her 6 and buy a 7 as well

    1. Re:it's for old people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So none of that answers your subject quote which of these new product announcements is for old people? you just explained how you're going to pass phones around and wait for a device that won't be out till the fall.

    2. Re:it's for old people by MitchDev · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If their sight is bad, a smaller iPhone is NOT a good choice...

    3. Re:it's for old people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the glare from SHINY is generally terrible as well.

    4. Re:it's for old people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iphone7 will have a 7" screen, no?

    5. Re:it's for old people by larryjoe · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the more important question is how much of an impact these new devices will have on Apple's revenue growth. If Apple had designs on penetrating India's untapped market, the SE phone will probably be a disappointment due to pricing. Absent growth in India, where will Apple's revenue growth come from? Without compelling new features, will upgrades even sustain the previous rounds of purchases from existing owners? Can Apple find new buyers from the Android, feature, or no phone crowd? In a way, the answers to the sales success story are more interesting than the expected somewhat mundane technical improvements of the new round of devices.

    6. Re:it's for old people by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Come on, you know all they really need is this:

      http://www.newegg.com/Product/...

      It isn't like they go out that often anyways.

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    7. Re:it's for old people by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Heh, if their eyesight is that bad, they definitely shouldn't be driving...

  3. No by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    Not at all.

    1. Re:No by Flavianoep · · Score: 1

      I will never buy anything Apple just because it is from Apple. I will buy a gadget that fulfill my needs and desires, is affordable, and only when the one I own stops working. There has been scarcely anything to be excited about new "ithings" since the iPhone, because anything that Apple has launched since then is something existed previously.

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    2. Re:No by JRV31 · · Score: 2

      But it's fun to watch the ilemings stand in line in the cold to get their latest fix.

    3. Re:No by gx5000 · · Score: 1, Funny

      I will repair their crap on the week end, I'll be damned if I ever own their overprice sh*t.
      What's wrong in the world can be summed up with the rise/fall/rise/fall and last rise of Jobs the Con man par excellence.
      Wozniak should've brained him with a shovel early in his father's garage.

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    4. Re:No by Salgak1 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      But it's fun to watch the iLemmings stand in line in the cold to get their latest fix.

      . . .now, if I could only re-brand granola bars as "iChow", and sell them for $14.95 each to the Slaves of Jobs waiting on line for their fix of the latest shiny.

    5. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the 80% of phones that are Androids?

      ilemmings > gIdiots

    6. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You again? Apple is a user umbrella, "Android" isn't, no more than "99% of phones are UX by touchscreen LOLSHEEP" or "99% of phones are a unix kernel LOLSHEEP"

    7. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will never buy anything Apple just because it is from Apple

      I will buy a gadget that fulfill my needs and desires, is affordable, and only when the one I own stops working.

      You forgot to list "and only if it's not an apple device," in your list of perfectly reasonable purchasing criteria.

      There has been scarcely anything to be excited about new "ithings" since the iPhone, because anything that Apple has launched since then is something existed previously.

      Other than, you know, the apple watch, and the iPad. Unless you're gonna go with "watches and tablet computers always existed," in which case you might as well object to your precious Android phone, too, because it sure as shit wasn't the first smartphone, touchscreen phone, or even "free" OS.

      How do you live with the cognitive dissonance you labor under?

    8. Re:No by ranton · · Score: 1

      There has been scarcely anything to be excited about new "ithings" since the iPhone, because anything that Apple has launched since then is something existed previously.

      Other than, you know, the apple watch, and the iPad. Unless you're gonna go with "watches and tablet computers always existed,"

      I agree the iPad was a huge step forward in tablet devices, but it is a stretch to say the same thing about the Apple watch. The Apple watch was certainly not a huge or even incremental step forward compared to existing smart watches. It is simply Apple's version of a technology many companies already had or were in the process of developing. It didn't do anything to live up to the groundbreaking iPod, iPhone, or iPad.

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    9. Re:No by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      I still think smart watches (regardless of OS) is a solution in search of a problem.

    10. Re:No by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Was it? I remember talk 3 years before about why doesn't Apple just come out with a tablet. Tablets were quite common before the iPad, and smartwatches were common before the iWatch. It is just a rehash of already existing tech that was now branded by Apple instead of others.

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  4. Yadda Yadda Yadda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apple has been the whipping boy of Slashdot ever since CmdrTaco's infamous slight of the iPod. Apple could come out with the best product in the world and you'd still have to contend with the Applebash fanaticism around here.

    The bottom line is if you like Apple, so be it. If you don't, so be it. You won't find much in the way of real technological insight and definitely no business insight from the comments here. Save your time and go read something on PhysOrg. You may actually learn something worth knowing instead of fanboy vs fanboy wars that are pointless and only sway the kinds of insecure cretins who really never get beyond the entry level of life.

    1. Re:Yadda Yadda Yadda by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      What is being said that is inaccurate? You posted as AC so I can't tell where you have called that out.

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    2. Re:Yadda Yadda Yadda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does posting AC have to do with anything? Another lame strawman for those with nothing better to say since I never claimed to have called out anything at all, whatever that is suppose to mean.

      As for inaccurate? You seriously haven't seen the tons of claims that Apple is dead or dying and their product line is doomed for the past 10 years? Seriously?

    3. Re:Yadda Yadda Yadda by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not even that.

      "Are you excited about (product)" is the question asked. And in nearly all cases the answer to this is only a resounding NO. Not because it's Apple but because it's yet another cell phone in a market that is saturated with cell phones that have been "good enough" at the very least 2 generations ago. We're now reaching with cellphones what we reached ages ago with Operating Systems: It's good enough. It does what I want it to do. There is nothing new, nothing innovative, no advantage that I am looking for. There is simply nothing you offer that I want. That's basically it.

      Was Win95 exciting? Hell yeah! True 32bit, a genuine GUI instead of a tack-on. That was exciting! Was the first iPhone exciting? You bet! So many new things (like them or not, it was different!).

      Was Win10 exciting? Nope. What's new about it, it's yet another damn OS without a reason to exist. Is the new iPhone exiting? No. For exactly the same fucking reason!

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    4. Re:Yadda Yadda Yadda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the other guy said, if you like it it's fine, if you don't that's fine, too. Same as for colors and tastes, there's no point arguing about it.

      On the other hand, Window 10 is exciting because it was rewritten from scratch, without all the previous stuff to support older binaries. Sure the UI looks just about the same as before but underneath there's there' the Universal Windows Application support.

    5. Re:Yadda Yadda Yadda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Universal Windows Application

      Disappointment, not excitement

    6. Re:Yadda Yadda Yadda by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3

      There are still interesting and exciting things happening with phones, just not Apple phones.

      A friend recently bought a Windows phone (Nokia). It was cheap and the battery lasts a week, no kidding. Many Android phones easily get multiple days of heavy use now.

      There have been some really big improvements in phone camera tech in the last six months. The new Nexus devices with their extra large pixels have unbeatable low light performance. Marshmallow also brings some big improvements to SD cards, something people here really seem to want. As well as being for media storage, you can now use the card to expand "internal" storage as well, i.e. the stuff where app data and caches go.

      LG's hot swappable battery is pretty interesting for a lot of people, and again something Slashdot seems keen on.

      I'm still waiting for the perfect phone, so announcements do interest me, but always seem to lead to disappointment. For the record, I want a reasonable amount of memory (64GB+) or expandability via SD card, Qi wireless charging, fingerprint scanner + NFC for payments, around 5.5-6.0 inch screen, 2+ day battery life and unmolested Android OS. The new Nexus devices would have been perfect if they hadn't ditched the Qi.

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    7. Re:Yadda Yadda Yadda by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      "Universal Windows Application".

      In other words, it doesn't run smoothly on any hardware.

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    8. Re:Yadda Yadda Yadda by war4peace · · Score: 1

      I took under 1000 pictures with my phone during the last 2.5 years. About half of those are in the category of "take a burst of 10 pictures so that I would later pick the best one".
      Most of the features you listed are truly unneeded at least as far as I'm concerned:
      - 64 GB memory? I have 8 and use 5 currently (just checked).
      - Qi Wireless charging... what? I stick the cable in and it charges. Done deal.
      - Fingerprint scanner? What for? Unlocking phone? Um, no need for that.
      - NFC for payments? I don't intend to pay for anything using my phone. Ever.
      - 5.5-6 inch screen is a bit on the largish size. 5 inch are enough for me. I see no usefulness for owning a phablet.
      - 2+ days battery life? More battery life is always good, of course, but with the rise of the power packs it's no longer an issue. I own a battery pack which stores enough juice to charge my phone 4 times from 5% to 100%, and I got that for free: it was offered as a bonus when I upgraded my PC PSU to a beefier one during an upgrade.
      - Unmolested Android OS? Yes please. That's the only thing I really would need.

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    9. Re:Yadda Yadda Yadda by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      "No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame." - CmdrTaco on Tuesday October 23, 2001.

    10. Re:Yadda Yadda Yadda by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Was Win95 exciting? Hell yeah! True 32bit, a genuine GUI instead of a tack-on.

      FYI, Win95 was still a tack-on GUI. Microsoft just combined the DOS and Windows installer. It was still a GUI running on top of DOS (MS-DOS 7.x), and if you hacked it enough you could get it to boot to a DOS shell. (They probably did this to thwart DR-DOS, which was starting to eat into their DOS sales.)

      Win98 and Windows ME were the same for that matter. Which is why all of these were so prone to crashing. The first widespread release of Windows not based on DOS was Windows 2000, based on NT.

      Which gets us back to the topic at hand. Most of the time these new releases are just marketing gimmicks to try to sell you the same old thing dressed up in a new skin and some "new" features which could've just been added with a software update. e.g. There was no reason to prohibit Siri on older iPhones, since all the phone does is capture the audio and transmits it over the Internet to a server which does the heavy voice recognition lifting.

    11. Re:Yadda Yadda Yadda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Universal Windows Application

      Disappointment, not excitement

      Wait you said excitement? I thought you said excrement.

    12. Re:Yadda Yadda Yadda by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      A phone that's cheap and the battery lasts a week? Oh, I think I have that one! It's called Nokia 7110. But we're not talking a week here, that's easily TWO weeks if you don't make too many calls!

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    13. Re:Yadda Yadda Yadda by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      IIRC there was no reason to "hack" anything, you could simply boot Win95 to Dos mode for all those ancient games that couldn't handle the whole shit around it. Yes, it still retained a lot of its legacy stuff but it did have a fully new API that could actually be used. You had a new file format, new file system, many of the things could not be used in a legacy way.

      Whether "porting" things between platforms actually work is depending on more than might meet the eye.

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    14. Re:Yadda Yadda Yadda by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      - 64 GB memory? I have 8 and use 5 currently (just checked).

      Do you have an SD card? The Nexus phones don't, so storage is a premium

      - Qi Wireless charging... what? I stick the cable in and it charges. Done deal.

      Until you use it, you have no idea how convenient. You just drop the phone in the charger and it charges. You don't even need to have a port anymore, so one less water entry point. I also had a phone holder in my car that also charged the phone. No plugging a cable in, no cable to fall out, no figuring which way the cable plugs in

      - Fingerprint scanner? What for? Unlocking phone? Um, no need for that.

      Yes, it is handy to just touch the spot on the back of the Nexus and it unlocks.

      - NFC for payments? I don't intend to pay for anything using my phone. Ever.

      People seem to like it, I don't get it either, but it is big enough that Apple and many Android support it, so someone likes it.

      - 5.5-6 inch screen is a bit on the largish size. 5 inch are enough for me. I see no usefulness for owning a phablet.

      Personal preference, everyone's different.

      - 2+ days battery life? More battery life is always good, of course, but with the rise of the power packs it's no longer an issue. I own a battery pack which stores enough juice to charge my phone 4 times from 5% to 100%, and I got that for free: it was offered as a bonus when I upgraded my PC PSU to a beefier one during an upgrade.

      For me, this is handy when camping as it is one less thing to worry about on a weekend campout, the phone just keeps working ready with weather alerts.

      - Unmolested Android OS? Yes please. That's the only thing I really would need.

      Since getting my new Nexus 5X on Thursday, I have to say the unmolested Android is way better, so much faster. There are some things I miss, like not knowing how to add new home screen pages, but it is so nice to have it just work.

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    15. Re:Yadda Yadda Yadda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is moderately increased battery life and different media storage really something that qualifies as "exciting" though?

  5. meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not impressed

    1. Re:meh by jon3k · · Score: 2

      I love that people are already not impressed by a device they haven't even seen yet. It's basically religious fanaticism at this point.

    2. Re:meh by boristdog · · Score: 1

      Unless you have something that is radically different, no one is going to really be impressed by a new product rollout.
      It's a phone and a tablet, with a well-known OS and a slightly different size and probably some minor features.

      Apple is a decent premium device/OS manufacturer, but nothing special and this is no different. Even my Apple loving friends (including some who work for Apple) really don't care that much.

      3-D hologram phones that require no special glasses? That would be exciting. Neural interface? I'll be in line. But this? Meh.

    3. Re:meh by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Implanted Cell phone? Hell yeah!

      https://www.google.com/search?...

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  6. Yes by HalAtWork · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Those are much better sizes for portable devices. Large phones are cumbersome and add little, and heavy 13" devices are more difficult to use for long periods of time unless you're at a desk.

    1. Re:Yes by cadeon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm interested, particularly in the phone. #MakePhonesSmallAgain.

    2. Re:Yes by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Indeed. While I'm a Linux guy, Android phones have never seemed "right" to me. But iPhone seems to be OK to use as a phone, other functionality isn't really in your face until you want it. That or I've just gotten used to it. But my iPhone 4 is getting old, and while physically it is in great shape (still 24+ hours on a full charge, no cracks, etc. in screen) I'm stuck on an old version of iOS and almost out of space with my mp3s and pix of my kids... But the form factor on the iPhone 5 and 6 series sucks. I *like* the 4/4s form factor... so maybe I'll be happy and be able to get a new phone...

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    3. Re:Yes by StayFrosty · · Score: 1

      I couple of years ago I received an iPhone 4s as a work phone. I had been using a (what I consider) reasonably sized Galaxy S3 as a personal phone for a few months before getting the iPhone. I HATED it. I spent more time scrolling the screen around than I did reading whatever was on the screen.

      I'm all for having choices but I'm willing to bet anyone going back to a 4" screen is going to regret it within a day or two.

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    4. Re:Yes by cruff · · Score: 1

      I'm all for having choices but I'm willing to bet anyone going back to a 4" screen is going to regret it within a day or two.

      Maybe, but for those of us who still use 4" phones, this is a nice option. Personally, I don't want a larger phone, I'd like mine to fit into my pockets without a struggle, and to fit my hand nicely without feeling like it wants to jump out. If I need to use a larger screen, I'll switch to my tablet, laptop or desktop.

    5. Re:Yes by printman · · Score: 1

      It's always funny when I hear people complain about the small screen size, but in the same breath complain that they can't text one-handed...

      I for one plan on getting my wife a new 4", assuming that is what Apple comes out with. Ever since she upgraded to the 6 she has regretted the larger size simply because it hurts her hand trying to use it one-handed. There's a reason why all of the marketing for the larger phones, including the iPhone 6 series, shows everyone using the phone two-handed... Personally I think Apple will see a surge in 4" purchases/upgrades if they have a version with the same specs/capacities as their larger phones.

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    6. Re:Yes by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Now add a user replaceable battery and storage (I am not talking solder) and we'll talk.

    7. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair point - some people like small phones and some people like large phones. Actually it was pretty stupid of Apple not to know this when the rest of the world already did. They shouldn't have come out with just the 6 and 6+. They should have had a 6- or mini or classic or something too. Now that they are fixing it, that can only be good - but one wonders why they were so myopic on "only small phones are OK" for years, then "only larger phones are OK" after that.

    8. Re:Yes by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Get a pure android phone.

      Google Play store Nexus is the ONLY android phone worth owning.. All the rest are utter garbage because the makers screw with the OS making it a steaming turd. Samung and HTC make great hardware but shit all over the OS.

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    9. Re:Yes by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      These were the exact same people 3 years ago were screaming that only idiots would want a large phone.

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    10. Re:Yes by ranton · · Score: 1

      [I prefer these] sizes for portable devices. Large phones are cumbersome [for me] and add little [to my experience using them], and 13" devices are [too heavy for me] and more difficult [for me] to use for long periods of time unless [I'm] at a desk.

      There, fixed that for you. Now your post presents your reasonable opinions instead of you pretending your opinions should be taken as fact.

      I think it is a very good thing Apple is providing a small phone for users who like them. One of my main gripes with Apple in the last decade is they don't give enough options to their users under the guise of knowing what is best for them. This is a step in the right direction, even though I am firmly in the camp who likes larger devices. (being over six foot tall with large hands and pockets might have something to do with it)

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    11. Re:Yes by Malc · · Score: 1

      "Still" using a 5s? They're not that old! My wife is still using her 4s, and is pretty happy with it. She didn't upgrade to iOS 9 mind you. I find it amazing how much people feel is acceptable to spend on a phone these days and how frequently they feel they _have_ to upgade. I'm happy with my 5s BTW, except the battery is rubbish compared with the four year 4 I had before it, but that was a problem from day one.

    12. Re:Yes by MrKrillls · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Size. I'm glad to see Apple buck the tide of idiot behemoth phones. I'm really glad they are offering a reasonably sized phone. I'm not a mindless Apple fan, and no is, in the end, my answer, but it's complex.

      I really applaud Apple's stance in the latest FBI escapade.

      The hardware is pretty rugged, at least in the 4s, which was my introduction to smartphones. I've used it long enough to appreciate it's strengths and to curse it's weaknesses.

      My biggest gripe, which I cannot imagine Apple would remedy, is that I have no meaningful ability to go into the file system, not enough even to folderize my pictures and re-name them. When your product has room for 900 photos, why in heck can you not allow users to organize them? Yes, I know there are workarounds, but the ones I have dug up are clunky, lame and time intensive.

      There are many other things. Idiotically low memory - 1/2 G - forcing the browser to reload over and over if I jump out of Safari for a moment. The supposed upgrades break apps that fit me well. I was lucky enough to dodge that bullet when I saw a friend's phone with the next version. I couldn't get the same app's new version to do the things I do in a heartbeat on my phone. So, contrary to every good practice, I've stayed with the original OS and never upgraded.

      Then there's Apple's hard-ass stance on independent repair shops. Unconscionable. And the breathtaking bricking incident.

      There's more, but those alone were enough to make me wary of accepting Apple's decisions without checking very carefully.

      In the end, too many things have made the golden cage too tight a fit. So, I'm not excited at all over a new iphone.

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    13. Re:Yes by castionsosa · · Score: 1

      I would say that HTC deserves props because they allow one to unlock the bootloader, and even though HTC may not do OS updates, there is always CM, which decently supports devices, and is kept up to date reasonably well. Add GApps and NovaLauncher, and the UI is decent.

      I do agree that Nexus is top dog, but at least one can keep HTC devices current with a custom OS without much effort.

    14. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather have a phone with a removable battery and a card reader. I don't mind if I have to do a little bit of work to get Cyanogen installed, but I'll be damned if I give up that 200GB of extra storage and option to pop in fresh battery after a day of shooting pictures. The Nexus devices are certainly alright, but none of them offer what I'd call compelling hardware.

    15. Re:Yes by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      "Large phones are cumbersome and add little...

      ...in my opinion." I have small hands. Not like Donald Trump small, but on the small side. I still love my 6s Plus because it's big enough that I can read clearly and type accurately on a bumpy morning commute. There's nothing as frustrating as trying to squint at a message and reply by stabbing at a tiny moving target while the bus driver apparently aims for washboard roads.

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    16. Re: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what is so superior about the nexus phone? Google spyware?

    17. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, I'm waiting for people to figure out that what they really want is a CPU that they leave in their pocket and trivially paired mostly-dumb IO terminals of various size and configuration that can be shared or left where relavent.

      Grab the tablet sized one with a pen to draw, the desk mounted screen and keyboard one to write, and the wall mounted TV sized on to watch videos, etc.

    18. Re:Yes by jandersen · · Score: 1

      Those are much better sizes for portable devices

      hmm, perhaps. I can't say it interests me much - for me, smartphones are too awkward. To me the main function of a phone is to make calls, and I find the interface, well, irritating. Not exactly difficult, but there are more steps than should be necessary or something. This is of course because the device now has to perform general tasks that have nothing to do with making calls; I don't use them, though.

      Two things I don't like are that most devices don't come with root access - this should be allowed as standard, it should not be necessary to void you warrantee or risking bricking the device to get root access. And it is deeply wrong that there is so much tie-in to app-stores and what have you. Phone manufaturers should learn something from one of the really big players in SW: Oracle. They may not be the darlings of the hacker community (but then, which big company is?) - but they have got one thing right, IMO: they allow developers to download their RDBMS and development tools for free under a very permissive license, which means that a lot of developers learn how to use their tools. Clever, I think, very clever. Get developers on board, and you get a lot of software that requires your platform.

    19. Re:Yes by peragrin · · Score: 1

      I had an iPhone 4s and wasn't looking for a big phone either but I was able to test an iPhone 6 in a store and for me it worked better than my 4s. I keep my phone in my front pocket. While the 6 is bigger length and width it is much thinner than the 4 and 4S in thickness and that made a much bigger difference.

      But I am 5 foot 11 tall guy. I can see how women or shorter guys would have issues

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    20. Re:Yes by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      So Continuum on Windows Phone 10? You can't pair a device to take over display duty yet, but if you're working at your desk I'd actually rather just place my phone on a wireless dock that charges it.

    21. Re:Yes by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Large phones are cumbersome and add little

      Not if you have a big dick (having a big dick usually means having large hands).

    22. Re:Yes by GTRacer · · Score: 1

      Hey there! Not sure if you use your iPhone to do this, but you seem like you might be the kind of useer I need to ask:

      Can/do you you your iPhone for remote server admin? Both SSH terminal logins and MS Remote Desktop access (preferably over VPN)? I ask because in my new job I work remotely full-time, with a Linux laptop as my daily driver. Their network is 98% Microsoft though, so I have to RDP often. I have a Samsung Note 3 which I can use to VPN in then open a server with RDP or in the case of the lone Linux box, SSH. Is this scenario possible with Apple devices?

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    23. Re:Yes by ripvlan · · Score: 1

      Yes and No. For the same reason - Make phones small. By god it is supposed to be a portable phone! I see Apple Watch as a small display so we can keep our "tablets" in our (man) purse.

      I want small - not fewer features. I don't want "SE" as in cheaper intro model. I want the Skinny Jeans edition packed with Mini Cooper awesomeness.

      Seriously - I've delayed upgrading my (original) iPhone5 because the alternatives from Apple are huge. I'm bought into the whole Apple eco-system. Easy sharing of content and services between devices including spouse etc etc. My watch was a splurge (a gift from my wife) and does make it easier to keep my phone elsewhere - esp at home. But summer is coming and the new 6s and + don't fit in my shorts or car cupholder. Facetious you think? No I'm serious. This whole mobile stuff is supposed to be getting smaller - but instead they are following the PC trend. Bigger and bigger beige boxes until some new disruptor comes along and invents the truly awesome skinny device. Oh wait that was Apple and the Air (and iPad). Caught MS/Dell/HP off guard. So who will make the small phone and disrupt Apple?

      That's next - Apple will attempt to make the man purse cool and sell matching Gucci branded bags & iWatches.

    24. Re:Yes by rjstegbauer · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking that it's their marketing plan. Whatever they release is *THE* *BEST* *EVER*. And YOU MUST HAVE IT! They realized that an 8 inch phone was just too big for a phone, so they build another 4 inch phone and then told you to buy it.

    25. Re:Yes by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

      That's right, it's an opinion. I'm not expecting others to share my exact preferences. I merely responded as I natutrally would if asked that question. I don't preface all my opinions with "in my opinion" and I expect people to know the difference. Do you think some people are misinterpreting that as fact?
       
      Sorry you're not pleased with it, luckily we have a choice now so we both can have our desires met. Please enjoy.

    26. Re:Yes by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      I don't admin any windows machines, so I'm not sure about a remote desktop client. But I do have a usable SSH client for the iPhone - look in the app store for "ServerAuditor"

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    27. Re:Yes by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      I don't want "SE" as in cheaper intro model.

      I saw their use of "SE" as a nod to the Macintosh SE (and SE/30): decently powerful hardware (for the time, especially the SE/30) in a small, all-in-one package.

      I finally broke down and bought one of the new mega-sized phones lately (an Asus Zenfone 2) because I was constantly bumping up against the RAM and storage limits of the Moto G I had bought a couple months ago to replace a Moto X I had lost on a trip. The Moto X was probably the last phone to combine reasonable specs with a not outrageously-sized screen, and it was released more than two years ago. The Zenfone's doing pretty well performance-wise (4 GB of RAM helps here), but it's sometimes a bit tricky to use one-handed. (It has a one-hand mode that scales the active screen area down...that helps somewhat, but it still doesn't make the overall size any smaller.)

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    28. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moto X Pure Edition 2015
      Love mine. No bloat, works on all carriers.
      https://www.motorola.com/us/products/moto-x-pure-edition

    29. Re:Yes by spire3661 · · Score: 0

      You dont need user-replaceable battery. You can pick up cheap USB charger packs for $10 that will charge your phone to full TWICE. Its a dead issue, let it go. I say this as someone who carried a spare battery for my WinMo XV6700 phone for 4 years.

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    30. Re:Yes by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

      I thought logic would bear out that such a statement is an opinion. You already know, but feel the need to make it explicit. I'm sorry that my original statement was inadequate? Anyway I'm glad you enjoy larger devices and recognize the need for a wide variety as it's impossible to please everyone all of the time.

    31. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *naturally - thought autocorrect kicked in

    32. Re:Yes by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Of course it was opinion, but you stated it as a fact. You didn't say "...I'm at a desk", but "...you're at a desk", pushing the meaning outward. I'm countering that this isn't accurate as a statement because I have none of the issues you describe.

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    33. Re:Yes by ranton · · Score: 1

      That's right, it's an opinion. I'm not expecting others to share my exact preferences. I merely responded as I natutrally would if asked that question. I don't preface all my opinions with "in my opinion" and I expect people to know the difference. Do you think some people are misinterpreting that as fact?

      I made a mistake by saying the word opinion in my post. I should have said preferences. Your post did not sound like someone stating his/her preferences, which is what my edit attempted to remedy.

      Your post took your preferences and presented them as "the correct preferences" instead of just as your preferences. That is what I took objection to, although I used the wrong terminology in my first post.

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    34. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I'll be damned if I give up that 200GB of extra storage and option to pop in fresh battery after a day of shooting pictures. The Nexus devices are certainly alright, but none of them offer what I'd call compelling hardware.

      I honestly never understand this argument. external USB battery packs are dirt cheap, and for $50 or so, you can get an external pack which is not much larger than your phone itself, and will probably hold MULTIPLE charges worth of energy for your phone. The downside is... what - that you have to carry a small cable with it too? Guess what - replaceable battery packs use up a lot of the phone's internal space with plastic casing - that reduces the size of the battery life your phone's going to get, and it also makes the phone more bulky.

      If you want a fresh battery, why not just bring a small battery pack and a cable, and recharge your phone (or any other usb-chargeable device you happen to be carrying - you can even do them simultaneously, if you get a battery pack with 2 ports) multiple times?

      As for storage: wifi, cell coverage, are pretty ubiquitous, and you can buy phones with 128GB on-board trivially today. At some point, you're a fool to avoid services like dropbox. Card readers ALSO take up internal space with plastic casing and circuitry, which would otherwise be available as space for a larger internal battery.

      This fetish for "replaceable" batteries and card readers is bizarre to me. Apple isn't the only one to build devices this way, and there are completely workable alternatives that don't require you to have these features. What reason, other than "it's how my devices have always worked!" can you provide for needing these things? I really would love to understand why this fetish exists.

    35. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you can.

      Microsoft Remote Desktop client works on iOS, I have it loaded on my phone. There may be other apps that provide the same functionality.

      I use Prompt for ssh client access - works fine. There are certainly other options here.

      VPN is trivial.

    36. Re:Yes by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

      It's a manner of speaking, I didn't intend to speak for others... I guess this is a grammar fascism thing? I apologize personally. Have a good day.

    37. Re:Yes by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I take note of your correction. Have a good day.

    38. Re:Yes by Drethon · · Score: 2

      Why my battery doesn't last longer than a couple hours, I prefer to buy a new battery, rather than buy a new phone. I don't use it to extend the life of a normal battery but to extend the life of the phone. Phones used to improve enough to warrant a regular upgrade but I'm planning on driving my Galaxy S5 into the ground.

    39. Re:Yes by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Well, I got it at the end of 2013, so many people have moved on to iPhone 6 or 6s by now. But you're right, it's not terribly old. And it still works wonderfully. I don't spend anything on a new phone it's provided by work. I could have gotten a 6s but I wanted to wait for a new 4" phone so I'll be upgrading to a 5se shortly.

      5s battery for me is insanely good, of course it just comes down to usage. I take it off the charger at ~7AM and put it back on the charger ~11pm and it's between 50-60% battery remaining. Also the 5se appears to have ~25% battery battery life than that.

    40. Re:Yes by Pow · · Score: 1

      My family switched from Android phones to iPhones a few months ago. Bought iPhones 5S $150 ea new. Had to do additional carrier unlock for $30 (it was locked to Sprint, I'm on super cheap T-Mobile MVNO). Can't beat that price.
      5SE may have better camera and CPU but I don't see a need for that. 5S is still snappy and is not lagging.

      The reason I switched, in case anyone is interested, is because Google is shit: https://code.google.com/p/andr...
      Are you fucking kidding me Google? It's been a year since this regression was reported and noone gives a shit. My option was to downgrade to Android 4 and live with security holes, fix it myself or toss the phone.
      Fixing it myself is an OK option but I'm too old for that shit.

    41. Re:Yes by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Yes, and it has been for years. The built in VPN client will talk PPTP and L2TP, and there is an OpenVPN client available for free from the App Store. Similarly, there are VNC and RDP clients available, as well as SSH terminals. I, too, work from home most of the time, and I've been able to VPN and SSH into servers from my iPad or iPhone while on a golf course to restart a service when needed.

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    42. Re:Yes by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between user-swapped and replaceable. THE battery on your S5 is easily removed and replaced, its just not setup to be swapped on demand.

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    43. Re:Yes by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I don't want them razor thin either. The obsession with thinness is retarded. It just means less battery life and less ability to have decent sized ports, a removable battery, SD card, removable DIM card, etc. I'm happy with my LG G3's size and thickness.

    44. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We live in a world where if you get root you can remove software that can restore the default state, which is important for people who have a knack for discovering the exact way to "mess up" their device with one click - root and idiot proof don't mix, and there are enough idiots to ruin it for the rest of us

    45. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agree, just got the Nexus 6p to replace my dropped Lumina 925. Pure Android is the way to go. I love the direct support from Google. I had a poor experience with Samsung customising their own Android devices on the first Galaxy device by not supporting them as promised. To quote George Bush “There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

    46. Re:Yes by Malc · · Score: 1

      I also have my phone through work; nice perk and every time contracts expire I expect them to change the terms and tell use we can't use it for personal usage too...

      My 5s loses ~8% battery per hour, whether or not I do anything. It's also often warm with the screen locked, which doesn't happen when I'm overseas. I've always put that down to Vodafone being shit in the UK (no service in the centre of Richmond in SW London, or GPRS or no service in huge swathes of the countryside outside London FFS).

    47. Re:Yes by TaniaAgni · · Score: 1

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    48. Re:Yes by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      https://store.google.com/produ...

      I have no problem fitting my Nexus 5X into my front pocket, and it has a 5.2" screen. Are you like 5'4"?

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    49. Re:Yes by dl_sledding · · Score: 1

      But, his point was, the new phones are TOO BIG. And getting bigger every day. He stated he liked the form factor of the 4/4s, and the 5 was already getting too big (though, personally, I like the size of the 5c that I have; went from a Samsung S3 to this and am more comfortable using the 5c; tried an iPhone 6 and it's too big for my use). That's why the SE looks like it might be a good fit for him.

      ALL of the Nexus phones are big and bulky. None of them are in anything that can be considered a small form factor. In fact, I don't think any of the "good" Android makers have a small phone: they are all 5" and larger screens. Which, for both him and I, are uncomfortable to use BECAUSE they are so large.

      Hate hashtags on principle, but this one works: #MakePhonesSmallAgain

    50. Re:Yes by dl_sledding · · Score: 1

      But, the rest of the world DOESN'T. There are no small phones that are available new any more (by the major [read: quality] manufacturers). Everything is bigger and bigger, to the point of being ridiculous.

      Apple is bucking the tide with this, and the other manufacturers should take heed. I would consider a new Nexus in an iPhone 5c size if it was available and had the power of the new platforms.

    51. Re:Yes by cruff · · Score: 1

      I might be 6'10 for all you know. Perhaps clothing manufacturers make pockets that don't open enough for my large hands to fit along with my tree trunk thighs and a large phone. It certainly isn't clear why my preference should matter one bit to you.

  7. Encryption / San Bernadino Hearings by jittles · · Score: 1

    I thought the whole point of this press conference was more to get everyone in Apple's corner prior to their hearing against the DOJ this week. I think they're just rolling out these products outside of the normal release schedule (prior to WWDC) just so that they have an excuse to hold a press conference and talk about how Apple is doing the right thing. At least I hope that's why they're having this event today. The products mean absolutely nothing to me.

    1. Re:Encryption / San Bernadino Hearings by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      I think they're just rolling out these products outside of the normal release schedule (prior to WWDC)

      You mean unlike Apple's March 2015 event? Or their March 2011 and 2012 events?

      Or their other products coming out all through the year?

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    2. Re:Encryption / San Bernadino Hearings by jittles · · Score: 1

      I think they're just rolling out these products outside of the normal release schedule (prior to WWDC)

      You mean unlike Apple's March 2015 event? Or their March 2011 and 2012 events?

      Or their other products coming out all through the year?

      Considering that there is nothing especially new or interesting, yes. They always announce refreshes at WWDC and new phones in September. Sure in 2012 they had the retina iPad and there have been occasional out of band releases but this is a refresh of the iPhone 4S and some new watch bands. Wow. Color me excited. But it just happens to be scheduled to the day before their hearing against the DOJ and the day they plan to release a patch for an iMessage encryption bug? I think that's more significant.

  8. Call the new 9.7 inch the iPad SE by jfdavis668 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since it has the same screen size as the Macintosh SE.

    1. Re:Call the new 9.7 inch the iPad SE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the current iPad is also 9.7"...

    2. Re:Call the new 9.7 inch the iPad SE by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      Then call that one the iPad SE, and we can call the new one the iPad SE/30.

    3. Re:Call the new 9.7 inch the iPad SE by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 3, Funny

      thanks but I'll wait for the SE/30

  9. iPad2 still going strong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would excite me? An iPad with color eInk/paper/whatever. iPad's are great universal eReaders but their bright screens makes it hard to read for long periods and something I can't use to read before bed.

    1. Re:iPad2 still going strong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer to think of ipads as Kindle Fires with even an even shittier and less functional operating system.

  10. My interest depends on cost by thermopile · · Score: 2

    My 4S is getting very long in the tooth, and I am ready for an upgrade. It all comes down to cost.

    A 64GB 6s today costs $750. If the 64GB 4" version costs $650 or less, I'm sold. If it's the same price as the 6s, I will probably grudgingly shell out the $750 for the 6s.

    I, along with my family, am too tied in to the Apple ecosystem to jump ship now.

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    1. Re:My interest depends on cost by Galaga88 · · Score: 1

      Any reason you can't go shopping for a used 5s? I imagine prices on those will drop quite a bit once the 5SE or whatever they're calling it hits. You'll get TouchID which is the main nicety of more recent generations.

    2. Re:My interest depends on cost by thermopile · · Score: 1
      You're right, I could get a 5S for cheap. But my concern with that is that I would then be stuck with doggedly slow hardware in a year, at the tail end of what's supported.

      My traditional business model (as evidenced by the fact that I'm still using the 4S) has been to buy the current model of Apple hardware (but never the Rev 1 of a product!) and ride it as long as possible. Although I haven't run the numbers, that seems a reasonable way to amortize the cost of Apple products while getting decent performance for 3/4 of the life of that product.

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    3. Re:My interest depends on cost by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Or a Moto X Pure for $300...

  11. Naming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't they know that 'SE' stuff usually means 'Stupid Edition'? Also, while at it, I would recommend they launch some sort of 'Extended' or 'Extra' edition. Name it 'iPhone SE X' :)

  12. no by jopet · · Score: 1

    i am not

  13. Only phone I'm excited about is the Caterpillar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been going 'Squee' about the Cat S60 with integrated FLIR for a month or so, now.

    Eagerly waiting an actual release, hoping my cracked nexus 5 holds out.

  14. Excited might be a bit strong of a word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am looking forward to it, though. I thought the 5S would be my last iPhone because I refuse to adopt anything larger, but it seems I'm not alone in my hatred of what I view as phones for the vision impaired.

    My 5S' vibrate function recently died, so I am kind of champing at the bit to get a replacement since I use it as an alarm clock with a custom made silence ringtone and sleep with my infant son, so actual alarms are not ideal.

    Excited? Nah. Anxious? Yes. I will most certainly be buying one.

  15. Excited? No. Pleased? Yes. by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have owned an iPhone since the 3G arrived on the market and, up until the 6 came along, I upgraded to the latest and greatest major version each time. For me, the 5/5S were fine sizes and appropriate for what I want them for but the 6 and especially the 6+ were too large. When I needed an upgrade from my 5, I opted to go w/the 5S and have been seriously considering moving to another platform to stay at that size which I find most comfortable.

    With this announcement, I am not "excited" but I am pleased that Apple has realized some of their users do not want something larger and are instead quite happy to stay at a comfortable size for them.

    They'll get my money if they do this but they may not if they don't. Seems like a great business decision, at least to me.

    1. Re:Excited? No. Pleased? Yes. by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      I had a company-provided 5C for about a year. When the 6 came out, I thought it was big. When I left my previous employer, I bought a 6. Now it seems small.

    2. Re: Excited? No. Pleased? Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had the original, the 4S and when 6 came out I decided against it on two reasons and got a 5s - I don't need a door to carry in my pocket and I don't need a snitch that can be read by any passer by. So if they put the innards of whatever 6 or 6s in the SE without removing the NFC I am not going to get one. NFC and wallet and fingerprint reader are bad for security

    3. Re:Excited? No. Pleased? Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and when the extra extra extra lage McMeal comes out you will be happy with the extra extra large one.

    4. Re:Excited? No. Pleased? Yes. by StayFrosty · · Score: 1

      4 inches is quite a bit smaller than the 5/5s--it's iPhone 4/4s sized. I would suggest holding one in your hand before ordering. I can pretty much guarantee you'll think it's too small.

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    5. Re:Excited? No. Pleased? Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed 100%. Moto X could have swayed me but I'm glad I didn't trust them. Sold out to China, and their new Moto X's are tanks. Glad also that I didn't get suckered into Nexus, the new 5x is a beast. The only thing that could tempt me is the z5 compact - now that's a decent phone, and so far they are staying true to their promise of smaller powerful compacts. If they're not extinct in the coming years, they could make me switch.

    6. Re:Excited? No. Pleased? Yes. by Sad+Loser · · Score: 2

      I had exactly the same sentiments, but went with the iphone 6 but if there had been the option for a large capacity 5s then would have been quite happy with that.

      Not sure about 'the loop bit' - I am sure this is a Malcolm Tucker reference - now that would be a product launch I would go to.

      For those that do not know 'In the Loop' then judging by 'house of cards', our last great political drama, you should get your version of Malcolm in about 10 years time.
      NB Malcolm is very occasionally NSFW
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUky4_A7Zw4

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    7. Re:Excited? No. Pleased? Yes. by garcia · · Score: 1

      The iPhone 5/5S are 4": http://www.paintcodeapp.com/ne...

    8. Re: Excited? No. Pleased? Yes. by Albanach · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've had the original, the 4S and when 6 came out I decided against it on two reasons and got a 5s - I don't need a door to carry in my pocket and I don't need a snitch that can be read by any passer by. So if they put the innards of whatever 6 or 6s in the SE without removing the NFC I am not going to get one. NFC and wallet and fingerprint reader are bad for security

      So let's get this right, you're comfortable with your phone broadcasting over bluetooth, wireless 802.11 a,b,c,g and n, 2g, 3g and LTE wireless signals in CDMA and GSM etc. But when it comes to NFC you draw a line? That makes perfect sense.

    9. Re: Excited? No. Pleased? Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >NFC and wallet and fingerprint reader are bad for security

      So don't use them then you fucking mong.

      But if you think about the fingerprint reader for two seconds you will see why "in real life" it improves your security. Every time you punch in a four digit number people can see your thumb move, and they can guess the numbers from the pattern. When you log in with the fingerprint reader no one can record your pin from over your shoulder. And if some random steals your phone, they aren't going to have any fingerprints of yours to unlock it with. I used to be an overly paranoid aspergers case like you. Then someone told me their knew my pin from watching me unlock my phone so many times in front of them, and then I realized being paranoid about the fingerprint reader was actually stupid, when the real security threat is someone recording you with their phone, watching it in slomo to get your pin.

    10. Re: Excited? No. Pleased? Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect that "loop" refers to Apple's watch wristband.

    11. Re: Excited? No. Pleased? Yes. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      First, to agree with my siblings: that's goofy. Second, if you don't want NFC then you probably need to get out of the cell phone buying market. I suspect it'll be impossible to buy a smartphone with it in the very near future as every vendor moves to adopt contactless payment systems.

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    12. Re: Excited? No. Pleased? Yes. by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 3, Informative

      So if they put the innards of whatever 6 or 6s in the SE without removing the NFC I am not going to get one. NFC and wallet and fingerprint reader are bad for security

      The NFC chip in the iPhone is in passive mode ("listen only") until you authorize with your fingerprint. But don't believe me, you can verify this for yourself trivially by getting any NFC reader (and some Android phones can be configured as such) and polling for a response. Seriously, try it before you bash it ...

      I mean, this is a really easy claim to verify empirically, why speculate?

    13. Re: Excited? No. Pleased? Yes. by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

      Technical question--since the iPhone only uses NFC for Apple Pay (at present, anyway), is NFC on the iPhone even broadcasting at all when Apple Pay isn't activated? If so, what would it be broadcasting?

      If NFC on the iPhone isn't broadcasting at all when the user hasn't told it to broadcast (by double-clicking the home button to activate Apple Pay), then a person's concerns about NFC on the iPhone are unfounded.

      Also, it appears that Apple Pay deliveres only specific data to merchants. I imagine that is all that would be broadcast from NFC--I can't broadcast, for example, my SS# on an iPhone NFC. So, if you just didn't enter any data into passbook, it would have no data to broadcast about you.

    14. Re: Excited? No. Pleased? Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see one concern with the fingerprint reader, but it also is trivial to overcome. Authorities cannot make you give up a password, but the courts have deemed that a fingerprint is something they CAN compel you to provide. If you feel you are about to get into that situation, reboot the phone. When it comes up, the fingerprint reader will not work until after you enter your passcode - which you cannot be compelled to reveal.

  16. My boss wants the iPhone SE by LichtSpektren · · Score: 1

    He likes the very small screen. He says his old iPhone 4S is too slow on the newest version of iOS to keep using, however.

  17. No interest in Apple's Walled Garden by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2
    Apple devices are fine so long as all you have are Apple devices.

    .
    But, for example, try to get an AppleTV to work with a media server besides iTunes, and you're out of luck.

    If you enjoy staying locked up inside Apple's Walled Garden, then you may have an interest in the new devices.

    I have no interest in them.

    1. Re:No interest in Apple's Walled Garden by frnic · · Score: 3, Informative

      Uh, you mean like Plex? Theres an app for that.

    2. Re:No interest in Apple's Walled Garden by Malc · · Score: 1

      Easy enough to install Kodi on it. All I had to do was buy a USB-A to USB-C cable. You need a Mac though becuase XCode is required...

    3. Re:No interest in Apple's Walled Garden by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "But, for example, try to get an AppleTV to work with a media server besides iTunes, and you're out of luck."

      I use my apple TV with plex daily... It's effortless to do so, just click on app store, download the free PLEX app to the apple TV and launch it.

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    4. Re:No interest in Apple's Walled Garden by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
      Plex doesn't sync into Apple's Walled Garden. For example, I cannot sync my iPod to Plex. According to Plex support, Plex only syncs to devices that run the Plex app. My iPods do not and cannot run it.

      .
      Apple has built the walls of its garden quite well. Little gets over the walls, from either direction.

    5. Re:No interest in Apple's Walled Garden by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there is but does it work?

      Quite frankly while the ability to connection Apple devices to non Apple devices exists throughout the entire ecosystem is is implemented as little more than lipservice to interoperability.

      Apple + Apple works seamlessly.
      non-Apple + non-Apple works quite well.
      Apple + non-Apple sort of may work if you bash it into submission with an endless stream of hacks from the internet.

    6. Re:No interest in Apple's Walled Garden by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      How old are your iPods? The Plex iOS app "Requires iOS 8.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.", and iOS 8 support goes back quite a few devices.

      For newer devices, I can personally vouch that Plex runs great on iPhone 5 and up, and like a dream on the new Apple TV.

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  18. They lost me as a customer a while ago. by Bearhouse · · Score: 4, Informative

    Changed connectors, and thus obsoleted all of the devices in the house & cars that used the iPhone 4/old iPad interface.
    Then made my perfectly fine iPhone 4s unusably slow with a software "upgrade".
    Then disabled all the chargers that used to work fine (with an adaptor tip) for my kids iPhone 6, plus other cables for video out etc.

    Got an Android now; could not be happier. Much cheaper too.
    With SD card reader....
    And I control the encryption and sync to my private servers.

    1. Re:They lost me as a customer a while ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I did an optional software upgrade to my nearly 5 year old phone and now it's very slow. I could have read reviews of the update, weighed the added features, new security model, etc with the performance degradation. But I didn't, I upgraded and now whine about it constantly online."

    2. Re:They lost me as a customer a while ago. by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, it's not always "optional" when you're talking about a networked device, which is pretty much everything these days.

      The truth is, though, that on the Android side your milage may vary depending on the carrier and model of phone. It's a fact of life when you don't really have a choice to install whatever OS you want without going through unreasonable rigamarole -- and when I say "rigamarole" I say this as someone who downloaded Debian 0.93R5 over a 2400 baud modem onto a stack of floppies then figured out how to hand configure the X Window System.

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    3. Re:They lost me as a customer a while ago. by danbob999 · · Score: 1

      Changed connectors, and thus obsoleted all of the devices in the house & cars that used the iPhone 4/old iPad interface.

      You have only yourself to blame for investing so much in a proprietary connector. At least you learned, some people never will.

    4. Re: They lost me as a customer a while ago. by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1

      This is what I love about the Internet. Apple discontinues a connector (introduced in 2003) after 11 years for one that is smaller and reversible and the Internet throws a shit fit. Meanwhile, in the same time frame, Android manufactures go from proprietary to mini USB to micro USB and now the new reversible ones and yet no-one bats an eyelid. Double standards.

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    5. Re: They lost me as a customer a while ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? Proprietary or mini USB hasn't been used in Android phones since at least the time the iPad came out.
      So even if that was the case, nobody would have noticed it.
      The switch to USB-C might be a better argument, though at least you still have the choice, even among the flagship devices.
      Plus, weak argument, but there simply isn't that much stuff you can connect to an Android phone for most people to have much investment into the connector...

    6. Re: They lost me as a customer a while ago. by Straif · · Score: 1

      It may have something to do with the fact that when Android started and every phone had their own connector people were used to it so Apple was just part of the crowd but as Android evolved and most manufacturers started using the current 'standard' USB connector people saw that as Apple refusing to play ball.

      Even if the standard changes people are more willing to see Android in a favorable light because the standard they use is the same as ever other computer peripheral manufacture. At pretty much every level when Android adopted to the newest USB format a lot of people didn't have to swap out all their cables because either they could get a cheap adapter anywhere or they already had several cables from their other devices.

      I have an LG phone but I honestly can't tell you where my LG charger is. At my office I have a Blackberry and Samsung charger. In my living room I have another Blackberry charger (Playbook chargers do an amazing job) and in my computer room I use my headphone cable. When I go visit my mother I don't really stress if I bring a cable with me or not because I can use her printer cable or the cable from her headphones to charge my phone. (Come to think of it, I may have actually left my LG charger at her house last Christmas)

      When my brother and nephew visit, at some point there is always a frantic search for a cable to charge up their iPhones because, well one, they always misplace cables, and two, there have no alternatives.

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    7. Re:They lost me as a customer a while ago. by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      "I did an optional software upgrade to my nearly 5 year old phone and now it's very slow. I could have read reviews of the update, weighed the added features, new security model, etc with the performance degradation. But I didn't, I upgraded and now whine about it constantly online."

      It's not optional. Because most people do upgrade, app developers set their minimum version to the latest and after not very long you can't use your apps anymore because the old versions are being blocked at the server. You cannot realistically resist. This is an actual problem with the iPhone ecosystem, and it's great for Apple because it keeps the hardware upgrades rolling in.

    8. Re: They lost me as a customer a while ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lost the charging cable for your iPhone? No problem! Stop at the nearest convenience store, and they'll have both the old and the new. Other phones? YMMV.

    9. Re: They lost me as a customer a while ago. by Straif · · Score: 1

      The point is, lose the charging cable to your other phone there's a very high chance you already have 3 or 4 identical cables sitting around your house that are just as usable with your phone but happened to come with almost any other USB device you may own. No need to go out and buy a new one.

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  19. Same sausage different lengths by zerofoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Apple seems to be stuck in a rut - the products are all very similar in functionality. Form factor seems to be the only significant difference.

    They are a bit like the auto industry at this point.

    1. Re:Same sausage different lengths by JBMcB · · Score: 1

      That's actually a strength. They all work similarly, you don't have to re-learn a UI when moving from device to device, and it's easier for developers to support.

      The other end of the spectrum would be Microsoft, where every OS brings you a new and exciting UI experience, where settings are arbitrarily shifted to different places, APIs are added and deprecated (C#/WPF is first class, WHOOPS now C#/Silverlight is first class, WHOOPS now C++/Metro is first class)

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    2. Re: Same sausage different lengths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having just bought a surface pro 4, my first Windows device in 20 years, I really wish Microsoft would grow a pair and force development of metro. The stock "office" apps are metro and are almost bare bones. That's fine, I shelled out for the $200 Office suite except that Win10 refuses to utilize the integration it promised with 3rd party apps. I can't annotate web pages and share it via OutLook. I can't import html documents natively in OneNote 2016. Why? Because unlike Apple they refuse to upset a small group of people. They appear to prefer upsetting everyone.

    3. Re:Same sausage different lengths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the products are all very similar in functionality
       
      I know. It's a shame that I'm not supporting 6 devices in my home from different carriers with different hardware specs and different OS upgrades.
       
      I kick myself every time...
       
      It sounds like you wear your devices on your sleeve and use them as a point of status. That's fine if that's how you roll but some of us are more interested in what we do with our technology than what we own. YMMV.

    4. Re:Same sausage different lengths by swb · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think they're suffering from a crisis of innovation largely brought on by their own iron grip on the hardware and software features.

      As an example, is refusing to support a Bluetooth mouse really meaningful anymore? Maybe it was with iPad 1.0 because they wanted to promote a touch interface and allowing a mouse in on the "ground floor" of a touch-centric device might have corrupted a touch-centric UI, but IMHO there's a lot you can do with a mouse in terms of functionality and productivity that touch or even a pen can't provide. Yet to do this day you can't pair a Bluetooth mouse with an iPad, even if the mouse is only enabled for apps that might specifically support it (ie, won't work in the home screen, settings, etc, but could with with an app specifically written to support mouse events).

      The lightning port is far more locked down than 30 pin was, there's no support for external storage devices, and so on.

      I think if they want "excitement" at this stage they have to open the door to innovation by opening up the device in some ways that lets someone else develop new and interesting uses for it. Apple have fenced themselves in with these devices by restricting so much that the list of interesting uses has become kind of a finite set.

    5. Re:Same sausage different lengths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think what parent post is saying poorly is there is no room for true ground braking innovation in the iphone/ipad product lines just stead improvement. This is going to hurt their stock prices in that there will be less and less people running out to buy the latest and greatest at the early adopter price. My Samsung S5 works great, I'm not in any hurry to upgrade my device and I get the feeling more and more iPhone users are in the same boat.

      Part of why apple is forceful with the OS upgrades though is to make it so people are ready for their new device.

    6. Re:Same sausage different lengths by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      Apple seems to be stuck in a rut - the products are all very similar in functionality. Form factor seems to be the only significant difference.

      They are a bit like the auto industry at this point.

      At this point, is this a bad thing? Stability in platform is good after a while, it gives us a chance to refine.

    7. Re: Same sausage different lengths by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      I updated recently and 2016 seems like a work in progress, e.g. Word's grammar checker removed most of the options - which according to MS support will be added back at a later time.

  20. No by cen1 · · Score: 1

    Invoke Betteridge's law.

  21. Point of diminishing returns by svendsen · · Score: 1

    Point of diminishing returns I look at a lot of the consumer technology and I see very little which impresses me. Sure each year smart phones in general get faster, better screens, a few things IMHO are gimmicks (force touch, finger print reading, etc), but we don’t get anything that says this new technology will make your life easier. Usually we get technology for technology’s sake.

    I can now skip 2 or 3 generations of tech and not be a big deal. Where a long time ago I remember going from the 286 to the 386 and being like damn! Or going from EGA to VGA. Etc.

    I know I am not the target market anymore and companies (like Apple) are making gobs of money so my opinion doesn’t mean to much if weighed against their bottom lines. I feel like consumer tech could go in so many useful directions but instead all we get is incremental upgrades that are all really disappointing.

    My wife and I have apple products (my wife gets a top of the line macbook pro every 2 years from her grants..so “free” in some sense for us and I get her hand me downs) but even she is starting to say nothing interesting is coming out. I look at the new iPads and think if they had OS X on them and allowed me to dock them to external keyboards, monitors, etc. I would buy one in a second. Instead we get these half ass incremental upgrades. I am not sure why but more than likely it is because Apple makes a but load of cash on them so why change?

    1. Re:Point of diminishing returns by frnic · · Score: 1

      This seems to be a little hard for people on Slashdot to comprehend.

      Apple is in business to make money, not to make any given individual or small group of geeks happy. And guess what, what they are doing makes them a lot of money. So, why should they change what they are doing? My wife and I are long term Apple users and find their products perfectly acceptable, and the Customer Service stellar. So, we are happy Apple users.

      I expect they will continue making incremental changes on the existing product lines and only very rarely bring out something new until their profit growth slows significantly - at which point investors will force them to try something new, and that will result in the downward spiral of Apple.

    2. Re:Point of diminishing returns by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So let Apple worry about their own role in the economy. As you say, they're doing fine. The poster is called a consumer. The consumer's role in the economy is to figure out what they want, expect companies to cater to it, and buy whatever fills that requirement the best.

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  22. I am excited for the 4" Phone by The+Eight-Bit+Link · · Score: 2

    Most phone companies play follow the leader, and if Apple releases a 4" phone, that might bring about the end of this phablet stupidity, especially if the phone isn't gimped in any way.

    1. Re:I am excited for the 4" Phone by avandesande · · Score: 1

      It's a shame that they downmarket a smaller phone. Yeah it's nice that it costs less but some people just want a phone that fits in their pocket and won't break if they sit on it. SE is code for 'cheapskate'

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    2. Re:I am excited for the 4" Phone by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      What idiot puts their $600 phone in a BACK POCKET and then sits on it?

      I have zero respect for anyone that whines about a product breaking when they intentionally put it in a spot that will expose it to damage to flexing or pressure.

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    3. Re:I am excited for the 4" Phone by danbob999 · · Score: 1

      Apple followed by releasing 4.7" and 5.5" phones. Not the other way around. They stuck with 3.5" phones for too long and it hurt their sales.
      I still agree there is a market for 4" (mini) phones, but it's not very large. Most people getting smaller iPhones will do so because they are cheaper, and despite (not because) of the smaller screen.

    4. Re:I am excited for the 4" Phone by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Apparently lots of idiots. Also with tighter jeans you can even bend them in your front pocket. And yes, believe it or not people don't always want to have something in their hands and pockets are a convenient place to put things.

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    5. Re:I am excited for the 4" Phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >What idiot puts their $600 phone in a BACK POCKET and then sits on it?

      Newsflash: Not everyone weights 500 pounds like you, fatass.

    6. Re:I am excited for the 4" Phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sit on my BlackBerry Passport all the time. It doesn't bend. It's well built with a steel frame, not tin can material.

      Why should people settle for cheap crap, let alone pay a premium for it?

    7. Re:I am excited for the 4" Phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What idiot is dumb enough to give that much cash to Apple just so they can feel special/smug and be locked into that ecosystem.

      Yep, it is the same idiot in both cases.

    8. Re:I am excited for the 4" Phone by JazzLad · · Score: 1

      I put my Galaxy S5 in my front pocket, back pocket, jacket pocket ... never give it another thought. 'Course, I don't wear tight jeans, but jeans that slightly need a belt are fine (I can't CC in tight jeans, so I don't own any - holsters take room). I'm not 300lb, but I'm also not the 150 I was in high-school. Well-made phones are sturdy enough in my experience.

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  23. Yes..Looks Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4" iPhone to replace the aging, entry level iPhone 5s will be great. Friends are still stuck with the 5/4s/5/5s who don't want a much bigger phone. This gives them the ability to stay at a comparable size AND have the newer technology. (And for others to gain a "hand me down" phone.)
    Win-Win!!!

    9.7" iPad Pro to replace the aging iPad 2 Air which we have. Nice to be able to upgrade to the multi-program feature and have a great pen/stylus for all those things like taking notes, drawing, etc., etc. Faster, "smarter", and in the classic size. (The 12 iPad Pro is just too big for us to carry around.)
    Win-Win!!!

  24. I am completely underwhelmed... by flightmaker · · Score: 1

    ...by my apathy towards this.

    1. Re:I am completely underwhelmed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your're really excited? If you're apathy isn't overwhelming, it must mean that its rather small. Which would mean that you do care a good deal for these products.

  25. Sensible Options by unimacs · · Score: 1

    With all the emphasis on huge phones the last few years, I think it's good to have a powerful phone available in a more compact form factor. It also makes sense to have the pro version of the iPad available in a more traditional tablet size.

    There's nothing revolutionary about either. I'm content with my 5s. I'd enjoy an iPad pro but there's other things I'd rather spend my money on.

  26. if wifi only plans existed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we'd be all over this because we NEED one for mobile payments (squareup or similar).. but we only need it in our office or where there is already existing wifi.. we already have a hotspot (60 a month plus taxes and 'fees'), which we also use on the farm, so why the fuck would we pay 30-50+ extra a month to use a smartphone over a flip phone on top of every thing else. NO THANK YOU.

    where is the FCC here?... banning mandatory data plans and surcharges on "smart phones" is long overdue. wifi data only plans would sell like crazy. wifi is pretty much everywhere these days, so why force the cellular data plan other than pure fucking greed?

    1. Re:if wifi only plans existed... by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      There are wifi only plans. Do you mean to say devices? There are those too. You must be a non-AT&T user...

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  27. More of the same old same old by hattig · · Score: 1

    > The Associated Press reports that the forthcoming event hasn't stirred "much passion."

    Indeed. This isn't going to introduce anything new and therefore interesting unless they lump a Macbook Pro update with AMD Polaris GPUs into the mix.

    Also, what is this doing here? Can't we just have concrete things, not vague crap like this?

  28. Short answer is no. by ITRambo · · Score: 1

    The reason my answer is no is the same reason that I don't drive $250,000 cars. I can get by with less. Apple measurably has some of the top performing smartphone and tablets on the market. I don't begrudge people that want to spend the money to get the best things in life. I just don't need any of it. My $99 Moto E works good enough for me.

  29. If i can't code for it by Z80a · · Score: 2

    I don't want it.

  30. No, and stop asking by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No. Overpriced and inferior hardware, locked OS without any possibility of customization, really shitty way (iTunes) to retrieve or store musics/photos/etc. Why would I buy such a thing except to show to others that I am rich (status symbol)?

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    1. Re:No, and stop asking by afidel · · Score: 1

      inferior hardware
      Uh, there are a LOT of things to bag on Apple about but the performance of their mobile SOC's isn't one of them.

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    2. Re:No, and stop asking by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Compare an iPhone with a Android smartphone in the same price range and you will understand why I said that. The Android phone will give you a lot better hardware for the same price range.

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    3. Re:No, and stop asking by afidel · · Score: 1

      The A9 in the 6S is better than the 820 in almost every respect so I'm not sure if you're comparing flagship to flagship you're going to see Android coming out on top (especially since the current wave all seem to suffer from thermal throttling fairly quickly, something the Apple phones don't have). For $750 you get a 6S with 64GB, for roughly the same money you get a Galaxy S7 Edge with 32GB.

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    4. Re:No, and stop asking by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Interesting... The last time I saw the prices, a Galaxy S5 was almost the same as an same "generation" iPhone, but the current flagships here are costing $1131* for the S7 Edge and $921* for the iPhone 6S (I went to check the latest prices here). It seems that Samsung decided to sell the S7 as a luxury item here too.

      * in U.S. dollars

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    5. Re:No, and stop asking by afidel · · Score: 1

      And then Apple drops the iPhone SE with flagship specs at $400 for 16GB or $500 with 64GB, blows away everything at the same price levels in Android land (the closest is probably the Moto X Pure, though the 6" screen isn't for everyone and the SE will win every benchmark as the A9 is significantly better than the 808).

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  31. Also not excited by paid ad placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Come on BIZX, this is too obvious.

    1. Re:Also not excited by paid ad placement by whipslash · · Score: 4, Funny

      it's not paid. cry me a river

    2. Re: Also not excited by paid ad placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Loving it!

    3. Re: Also not excited by paid ad placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a fucking coward. I'm only an anon coward, but you sir are a huge coward.

      If you can't admit it, then go fuck off and go back to where you came from. You are no different then the last guys.

    4. Re: Also not excited by paid ad placement by whipslash · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not going to admit something that's not true just because someone wants to stir up shit because they don't have anything better to do. Thank you for crying me a river

    5. Re: Also not excited by paid ad placement by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      Go on, just once, it will give the conspiracy theorists something to point to for the next 3-5 years and keep them entertained. Then you can auto-mod anything that links to the admission to -1, thus keeping the trolls away from the rest of us and also giving them something else to complain about. It's win-win!

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    6. Re: Also not excited by paid ad placement by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      It would be pretty epic to see some of these trolls outed. If I owned Slashdot, there would be information tied to every account indicating how often they posted AC, and their AC karma. It wouldn't be hard to do either...

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  32. Not excited by ScooterComputer · · Score: 1

    Not excited for the 4-inch iPhone, but glad it is "back" in the line up. I was disappointed that Apple stupidly went bigger--after having spent so much time talking shit about big devices--without also hewing to their prior conviction that ~4" was the "best" size. Apple either HAS design credibility, or does not. Human hands haven't changed significantly since the iPhone 5 shipped and their iPhone design philosophy was either right or wrong. Can't have it both ways. So this is rectifying a mistake; can't get excited about that. Plus, no 3D Touch, that sucks.

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    1. Re:Not excited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5S didn't leave the lineup, even when 6S was released.

  33. No by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    It's just a phone and a tablet, there's no reason to be excited about them.

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  34. I do not care by prefec2 · · Score: 1

    I will care about new phones in approximately 2 years or possibly in a new battery then. In case they are still available and the OS is not an equivalent to Swiss cheese, I could go on with the same phone for 3 more years.
    And then I will check for a phone which is produced fair (or at least the fairest available), has a replaceable battery and a guarantee to deliver those batteries for the following 6 years. Repairability and robustness are also important.
    I doubt that any iPhone or Samsung phone will suffice these requirements.

  35. Yes by jon3k · · Score: 1

    Still using a 5s waiting for something similar size. I'd love to use Android but too many security issues, delayed software updates and shitty manufacturer UIs. I don't need my phone to be any more "open" than my bluray player. I really don't give a shit if I can't root it and install some app I don't need. I've got a laptop for anything else I need. My phone is for email, light web browsing and a couple of apps (ie slack). And it's secure, fast and reliable.

  36. iNo by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

    Nope.

  37. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been a long time since I've been excited about the next iteration of a smartphone.

  38. No, absolutely not. (Apple user here) by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Apple's hardware has become notably more expensive in comparsion in recent years. Their phones lead the pack with 300-400 Euros premium on top of the regular market price of non-Apple products. I'm currently using a new Moto G2 (you can still get them online) for 130 Euros - it's better than the iPhone 5s that goes for north of 500 Euros.

    Same goes for computers. For almost a decade the Mac Mini was a steal, with any compareable PC costing 200-300 Euros more. Now there are quite a few micro-PCs out there and the cheapest mac mini costs 200 Euros more than the last one I bought back in 2007 (WTF??? was my reaction to that).

    The only innovative poducts that hold up today are the iPad Pro with the pencil stylus - just now giving Wacom the weeby-jeebies and for good reasons too - and the new, very small and very neat Macbook. The former costs roughly 1000€ - a tough call for a basically non-turing-complete consumer device but never-the-less intriguing for professional artists - and the latter costing 1400 Euros - also a tough call with Chromebooks and similar devices clocking in at less than a third of that price. The new black Macbook is neat and all that, but 1400€ is steep, especially with the netbook era behind us and regular laptops dropping well below 1000€ in price.

    If I were to buy a new computer today, I'd very much consider an alternative to Apple, simply because they're to costly these days and have to little of the traits that make them usefully special. So no, their phones don't excite me the least. Quite to the contrary. Though I do like using OS X and am typing this on a pimped out refurbished 27" iMac. Very nice.

    My 2 cents.

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  39. Duty, not pleasure. by nicolaiplum · · Score: 1

    Since I recently lost my iPad, I could do with a replacement iOS device.

    iOS isn't the greatest, but it is the most popular among app developers so I need to have an iOS device for professional reasons.

    I don't like iPhone, so iPad it is.

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  40. Very. by Torp · · Score: 1

    I need a new phone in my family real soon now(tm) due to an older iPhone 4S dying.
    No one here wants a tablet in their pocket/purse, so we won't consider anything more than 4".
    It's nice to get the small format on non crippled hardware again.

    Tbh, this would be the first time i actually buy an Apple product on launch :)

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  41. Nope. Shitty interface by DogDude · · Score: 4, Funny

    I still can't believe people use these things. I suppose that Candy Crush and Tinder are more important than a modern interface to most people. Very surprising to me. I'm going to stick with my Windows Phone, thanks!

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  42. I like smaller phones by sjukfan · · Score: 1

    I won't buy either but I wish there where a larger market for smaller mobile phones. I have quite small hands and prefer to use just one hand on the phone so for me something like 3.5" screen would be perfect. Even the Nokia N9's 3.9" display is a bit too big for me.

  43. No, Betteridge's law of headlines strikes again. by CptLoRes · · Score: 1

    It's been a long time since I stopped getting excited about minor iterations in technology.

  44. answer by The+Real+Dr+John · · Score: 1

    no

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  45. I have questions by phaserbanks · · Score: 1

    Do they have an SD card slot?
    Is the battery user replaceable?
    Do they use a standard USB charging cable?

  46. My grandparents are excited by JoeyRox · · Score: 2

    They called me up last night and asked if I've heard about Apple's new doohickey.

  47. Excited? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think excited is the right word, but I don't want anything as large as Apple's latest offerings and a smaller form factor would be welcome IMO.

  48. Where art thou, Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot has turned into "News for Hipsters, stuff that shills for Apple". It's dead, Jim.

  49. Downgrades by RogueyWon · · Score: 1

    No, I'm not excited. Why? Because, based on past experience, their release will no doubt be accompanied by essentially mandatory firmware updates that will degrade performance on my current, perfectly usable, Apple devices (iPhone 5S and iPad Air 2).

  50. I'm buying one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mainly just so I can get more storage. My 5S is 16GB, and quite full. The 12MP camera will be a nice upgrade too. And I can keep my trusty designer case, and not have to buy one of those ugly orange cases everyone seems to put their 6 phones in. I thought about blowing $750 on the 6S for a while, but if I can get the same storage and have it fit comfortably in my backpocket for $500, then I'm in.

  51. hmm by Mr_Nitro · · Score: 1

    Wife said 9.7 inches... :D aside from that, when Apple will make an open platform with same cutting edge hardware...I might consider it...

  52. Not "excited", but positively surprised by Golden_Rider · · Score: 1

    It is nice to see Apple finally accept the fact that a lot of people do NOT want phones to grow larger and larger with every new generation. For me, the old iPhone 4/4s was the perfect size for someone who wants a smartPHONE and does not care about watching videos or playing games on his device.

  53. no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nope

  54. 4S by krray · · Score: 1

    I want the iPhone 4S form factor and durability with LTE. I only upgraded my wife's 5S to the 6S to take her old 5S. It was closest in size / durability w/ LTE.

    The 6 is a joke. Too big IMHO. I see people talking on their monster Samsung's and Apple's and frankly it looks ridiculous. Then again, I still have a land line (not really, VoIP'd 15 years ago, but still "house phones" :).

    The only problem with what I want is my aging eyes. At 40 their ability to focus properly completely failed. I can't see my screen too good -- even with tri-focals.

    Give me a 4" device with a 18" projected screen. Yeah.

    1. Re:4S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "my vision sucks, give me a screen i can actually read"

      "this screen is way too big, give me a smaller device"

      go fuck yourself

  55. Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather they come out with a true 5" phone. The current iPhone 6 is too small for my eyesight and the 6 plus is too large to conveniently haul around. I'd jump ship from Android to iPhone if they came out with a 5" phone.

  56. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

    than a full frontal lobotomy!

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    1. Re:I'd rather have a bottle in front of me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

  57. I can already get 2 inch phones / 18 inch tablets by iamacat · · Score: 1

    So I am not nearly as excited as when the first, admitedly revolutionary, iPad came out. Too bad they have not released anything remarkable after that. Apple should have licensed older, established products to partners while focusing on truly mind blowing technology to build in house. Then we could be talking about fully practical iPad VR today.

  58. Tim Cook by Luthair · · Score: 1, Troll

    Least Interesting Man in the World

  59. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, can't say that i am...
    I see no reason to spend over ~180€ on a smartphone, since any features beyond that are only worth anything for mobile gaming, which is something i hate.
    And i personally prefer an e-reader instead of a tablet because of the battery life and needing it only for reading documents and books, no reason to buy a tablet for additional features that i won't use.
    That's about all i can say.

  60. Slaves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't buy Slave made goods.

  61. This is like asking.. by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    This is like asking if you're excited about LG's new 34.5-inch monitor/TV which fills in the gap between their 30-inch and 39-inch models.

    "OMG! OMG! I have this entertainment system where the bigger TV doesn't fit, an whenever my friends are over, they laugh at me and say I have a tiny penis because I have only a 30-inch monitor in there!! This is just what I needed! OMG!"

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  62. Welcome back to the 70's! by Chas · · Score: 1

    Here's your computer with a tiny postage stamp screen!

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  63. of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes!

  64. Not at all by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    No. My 4 inch iPhone 4s still works just fine just as my iPad 1 and 2.

  65. "Are You Excited About Upcoming 4-inch iPhone or 9.7-inch iPad Pro?"

    No, I have a life.

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  66. can't get excited about the iPad Pro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assuming it still runs iOS (and therefore can't do true multitasking) I just can't see why you'd go for one of these over something like a Surface...

  67. Re:Only phone I'm excited about is the Caterpillar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still waiting for any kind of update to my B15Q.
    Wanna see a picture of the cheap assed bulging battery (it's an APACK btw) that developed over the past year?

    damn thing pushed the backing out enough that it wasn't waterproof :)
    (good thing mugen power is around)

  68. A bit by Number42 · · Score: 1

    Will probably buy the SE if my 4S breaks down anytime soon. Nice to have a smaller form factor. Can't say the same about the iPad Pro, though; not a lot of people need a workstation tablet.

  69. Here's my answer by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

    Are You Excited About Upcoming 4-inch iPhone or 9.7-inch iPad Pro?

    As an Apple user and Apple fanboy, I have to say... not at all. I'll watch the Keynote but I'm not expecting anything groundbreaking, special or even "new". After the crap update to the Mac mini at the same price tag, I have lost all hope.

    I'm more excited about the launch of the OLO 3D printer on Kickstarter, although they could have picked a better date and hour for their Kickstarter launch - it's exactly the same as Apple's Keynote.

  70. Will probably buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I upgraded to the iPhone 6s when it came out because of the better performance compared to my old iPhone 5s, however, I don't like the fact that it is so big. I will buy an iPhone SE if it has the same specs (CPU, RAM, Flash) as the 6s because I prefer the smaller size. Same price would be fine.

  71. Personally no but... by jjn1056 · · Score: 1

    I like my larger iPhone since with my eyes aging a bit I like the big screen. I work from home so the mobility isn't an issue so much. On the bonus side my 6plus has great battery life IMHO. However I know a lot of people wanted a 4 inch phone and was sad that Apple stopped making one. Those people are going to be happy if the phone is any good. If you use the phone mostly as a phone and have a tablet or other mobile device for extended web browsing, mapping, etc then a 4 inch phone might be great for you. I am going to guess this phone is not going to be the 'cheap apple phone'. I think its going to be a premium phone but with a smaller screen. There will be some cost reduction because of the smaller screen and smaller batter but this is not going to be a phone to compete with $300 android phones.

    I am a little excited to see what the new iPad is going to be like. my wife and I have older minis, which we like because of the weight, but I find the screen is a bit small for reading unless I am holding it at 'book reading distance.' I'd like a device I could put on the kitchen table with coffee and read the news without needing to pick it up. My eyes find that hard to do with the mini. The 10 inch model has been getting lighter recently, so if there's a model light enough for me to comfortable hold when I am reading in bed I might opt for that over a new mini. My guess is this device might not be lighter however. :(

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  72. Excited about a cell phone? by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

    No.

  73. Not anti-Apple... by friesofdoom · · Score: 1

    Just anti-hipster-douche-bag that tend to be the majority of Apple's client-base.

  74. NOPE, NEVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next tablet will be a good and cheap chinese tablet bypassing the greed good for nothing middlemen. This is posted from Chuwi 10" that's great. Ipad? bleah more money for nothing but a name?

  75. Well...bigger is *not* better by rjstegbauer · · Score: 1

    Now fan bois can say "Mine is smaller than yours!" And you'll have to ask what they mean.

  76. Who cares? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    I'd say NO, if I gave a flyin' rat's ass about iPhones.

    And I don't support with my money people who a) want to be a monopoly, and b) heavily overcharge for commodity hardware.

                    mark

  77. Yes, skinny is in, fat is out by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Didn't buy an iPhone 6 because it was too fat.

    I'm not a sizeist, but this is a good move.

    Especially like the wireless and near field charging!

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  78. My girlfriend wants the new phone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 6/6s/plus are too big for her. She likes her iPhone 5, though it's too full to apply updates anymore. I'm really looking forward to getting her a new phone that she likes.

  79. I would love a new 4-inch phone by TigerPlish · · Score: 1

    I'm still on a 4-inch 5S because I so dislike Big Fat Phones.

    More power to Apple if they build a new one with a mechanically stabilized camera. I'll buy it a few months after it comes out -- to allow any bugs to be shaken out.

    Hell, I would love a 3.5 inch phone. I still feel that was the most practical format for one-handed operations.

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    The "Civilized World" jumped the shark ca. 1973.
    1. Re:I would love a new 4-inch phone by technomom · · Score: 1

      Except this really isn't a new one. It's a slightly refurbished 5S with a new product name.

  80. Excited? by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    Seriously? About yet another new shiny from Apple? Uhm... let me check...
    Nope. Not the least bit excited. I may not have much going on, but I have far more of a life than one in which a new widget makes me giddy.

  81. Apple's mobile honeymoon is over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The mobile market is rapidly turning to high volume low cost sales.

    Like the mp3 market the initial boom has been good for Apple and their tightly integrated hardware/software experience. However, not Apple brings to the table justifies the prices of what amount to gadgets.

    In all reality the same can be said for the 600+ dollar Android phone market. It's a sad joke for fools who have money to burn and will in no possibly way get their investment back out of that phone or tablet. They are toys that get updated very very rapidly.

    The markets will be dominated by low cost Android and perhaps even Windows mobile devices soon. We've seen Motorola and LG really aren't pulling any punches on providing low cost smart phones with about as many features as you can expect. The Motorola Mini for 108 dollar is a hell of a phone for the money. Apple has nothing that even remotely competes in that market, because that market only recently came into being.

    I don't see how Apple is ready to compete in the low cost market, but users will flock to low cost gadgets. They will give them a shot and they likely realize that this 100 dollar phone does 90-100% of everything their overpriced phone did. Same goes for tablets, they aren't designed around productivity and have very limited real uses. That also means the market tops out, because there is no market for high end gaming tablets or CAD workstation tablets.

    That means, without a doubt, the markets will eventually be dominated by the low cost options, just like we generally see in most markets. The fact is the low cost options have only really just starting rolling in and they will rapidly reshape the market. People are only just realizing that an 80-130 dollar Android or Windows tablet is just as good if not more useful than a smaller and less powerful 300 dollar iPad. For 130 bucks you can now get a 10 inch FULL windows 10 tablet with keyboard. That's a 130 dollar 'tablet' that can also function as a full blown windows desktop.

    It's not going to take long for people to fall in love with that idea of multiple cheap tablets around their home and once Cortona or Android's voice offering have improved people will want that much of a higher volume of those gadgets. In other worlds, they will want one in 'every room in the house', figuratively speaking of course.

    I don't see where Apple has prepared for the coming market shift to higher volume sales. Nor are they ready for MS and Intel's new low powered x86 offerings. If that turns out to be a great platform, Apple is kind of fucked because they have no ability to move iOS over to x86 like MS can and all in all there is nothing special about the Android or iOS platforms that make them in any way irreplaceable. The biggest issue would be things like integrated televisions that ppl plan on users for years, but they are often forgotten platforms anyway. Tablets and phones are fairly disposable.. so there is nothing solidified about today's mobile markets.

    Apple should be afraid because more likely than not down is their only real option in market share.

  82. iPhone SE 64GB is $499 by Brannon · · Score: 1

    Just announced.

  83. /. isn't the best at predicting success... by MacDork · · Score: 1

    No wireless. Less space than a Nomad. Lame.

  84. Betteridge's law of headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one came up with this yet?

  85. Simple answer to a stupid question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No.

  86. No. by technomom · · Score: 1

    No.

    Next question?

  87. blatant advertising by GrantRobertson · · Score: 1

    Many more "articles" like this and the ones pandering to feminists and I will just stop reading /. altogether.

    I logged in, just to add my name to this statement.

  88. Really!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People make fun of my iPhone 4S because it's "tiny". It's only 4 years old. I shouldn't have to buy a new phone every year... I mean I use a phone case. This phone hasn't broken yet. It sucks and freezes up but it hasn't broken yet. Been with me backpackibg, hydro demolition jobs, hydraulic and water pump mechanic jobs, skateboarding competitions, 14 states and 2 countries... Hate to say that the speaker is going out... But it hasn't broken yet.

  89. Jealousy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Almost every anti-Apple comment here can be attributed to jealousy.

  90. Apple by brunnegd · · Score: 1

    Who gives a flying fu** about Apple devices?

  91. I'm one who does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly I'm completely mystified by the popularity of "giant phones" - it makes no sense to me and I seldom would want that. If I want I big screen, that's what my iPad or laptop are for.

  92. Snooze Fest by jaq1an · · Score: 1

    Really don't get all the fuss over iphones, my nieces got the 6 and apart from a bit bigger and fingerprint scanner was the sane as mybsons 4s. They are just so boring, reminds me of the Motorola RAZR, you got this nice new phone and the OS was the same asbevery other Motorola youbever owned. Say what you want about Android but at least there is choice.

  93. Tiny phone for 399 by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    The price point is way too high. But the real killer are the ridiculously expensive data plans. Who has the money to drop 50$ or more per month and line? I mean, other than those who do this already and forgo food or rent or both for paying for their mobile plan. Apple can move a lot more product if they start offering their own global cell service with truly unlimited data at 20$ or less per line with discounts for annual contracts. With that available the upfront cost of the hardware becomes secondary...assuming the phones will be supported for more than three years.

  94. First I've heard of it by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    and I'm still not interested.

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