Saudi Arabia Revives 15-Year-Old Ban On 'Zionism-Promoting' Pokemon (timesofisrael.com)
An anonymous reader writes: Clerics in Saudi Arabia have renewed a 15-year-old ban on Pokemon, following the release of the highly popular augmented reality version of the game, Pokemon Go. According to Reuters, the General Secretariat of the Council of Senior Religious Scholars reaffirmed a 2001 ban on the game. The Times of Israel reports: "While fatwa no. 21,758 makes no mention of the latest iteration of [the] game, it does list many sinful aspects of Pokemon. Firstly, the game is seen as a form of gambling, which itself is forbidden. Secondly, it encourages belief in Darwin's theory of evolution, and thirdly, the fatwa says, the symbols used in the game promote the Shinto religion of Japan, Christianity, Freemasonry and 'global Zionism.'" The ruling says: "The symbols and logos of devious religions and organizations are used [including] the six-pointed star: You rarely find a card that does not contain such a star. It is associated with Judaism, the logo and sign of the State of Israel, and the first symbol of the Masonry organizations in the world." Pokemon Go has been such a success that it has already doubled Nintendo's stock price after launching just two weeks ago.
Are they trying to keep us from the Rare Desert Pokemon?
OK, but you have to admit that this one is good legislation.
*ducks out*
I read this and I'm just shaking my head at how incredibly ludicrous every word in that statement was.
If it weren't for the fact that millions of people live under the oppression of this sort of thinking, it would actually be funny.
When will these people finally join the 21st century and stop basing their entire lives around this bullshit?
Israel: "Palestinian territories; gotta catch em all!"
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Wow, such insanity. Clearly Pokémon Go is promoting a Lamarckian Theory of Evolution, not a Darwinian Theory of Evolution.
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Pokemon Go has been such a success that it has already doubled Nintendo's stock price after launching just two weeks ago.
Well good luck maintaining that bubble, Nintendo, now that people can't openly play Pokemon Go in Saudi Arabia. Time to start shorting NTDOY and hoarding gold.
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if the Middle East had their way, we would still be in the Dark Ages.
We're gonna ban Pokemon, but it's cool to beat your wife or jail folks for "insulting" Islam and other ludicrous nonsense.
How can a modern World leader, look them in the eye and not just bust out laughing ? How on Earth does anyone take them seriously on anything ?
Unless they pull off a miracle, the entire Middle East will be instantly forgotten once our reliance on oil dries up.
They really have nothing to fall back on.
So is this the new version of "cracker, not hacker"?
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Would it be possible to put a "gym" or whatever in the hell, it is on the location of the Kaaba in Mecca?
Not to single anyone out, could we also drop a few on various religious sites around teh world?
Mecca is there... it's kind of a big deal in Islam.
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If a Law Conflicts with Reality, then the Law brings itself into Disrepute!
Man, I'm glad we don't have any of that craziness here in the US...
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This is where Turkey is headed now too, after the staged coup which was used as justification for purging tens of thousands of secular leaning judges, teachers and soldiers.
Better known as 318230.
Don't worry, Trump will solve all the problems, he's the best at diplomacy, and the best at military, the world doesn't stand a chance.
There are at least six laugh-out-loud nuggets of comedy gold in the article summary alone.
Banning these violent haters has already started:
http://media.breitbart.com/med...
You are welcome on my lawn.
Mecca is there... it's kind of a big deal in Islam.
And Saudi influence on it is what is ruining Islam right now. Look up Wahhabism, and you'll see what I mean.
That's the old Vatican. I wouldn't be surprised if the current Pope has a replica wand and Time-Turner.
Somebody needs to tell them that it's not a Star of David, it's a sheriff's badge.
You are welcome on my lawn.
why we're friends with these guys? Oh yeah, cheap oil for our cars. Well I guess it's either that or the bus...
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see Harry Potter movies because "they promote witchcraft". Yes, he was an adult and father of three sons.
So Pastafarianism makes the cut then...
An early 5th century cookbook describes a dish called lagana that consisted of layers of dough with meat stuffing, a possible ancestor of modern-day lasagna
Nullius in verba
I know, it looks and sounds weird, but I believe you mean Kafkaesque. Unrelated, but also weird, is Picassoid.
Which Christian country enact this papal declaration? Right none. Troll harder, muslim apologist.
Just because it has been condemned by the General Secretariat of the Council of Senior Religious Scholars doesn't mean people won't be playing it. As I walk around Riyadh I can see many people playing Pokemon Go, so perhaps not such a big deal as some of the posters make out.
When anything gets popular, all the hacks come out to ride on it's bandwagon of attention.
This must be some law of the internet, surely.
Anyway, suck it religious leaders. For once, something has got better hypnosis powers than you have - and by that I mean Psyduck.
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When did that will make it thru probate? The court date wasn't supposed to be until 2525 if mankind is still alive.
There is no right to feel safe thru security vaudeville at the expense of everyone's freedom, privacy and tax money.
Wow, such insanity. Clearly Pokémon Go is promoting a Lamarckian Theory of Evolution, not a Darwinian Theory of Evolution.
We are talking about a people who don't build any buildings with triangles in them, just because the triangle is a symbol of Christianity (it represents the father, son, and holy spirit). And who ban words with the letter 'X' in them because the X resembles a cross. I don't see why we should have any expectation of rationality out of that bunch.
They sound completely insane
Haven't you noticed, muslims are often completely insane? So frequently one will attack people, saying that it is for Islam, but then everyone will say "it wasn't really, he's just insane". And there's the way that they go around murdering people n completely different countries just because someone drew a picture, made a film, or wrote a book they didn't like.
Which Christian country enact this papal declaration? Right none. Troll harder, muslim apologist.
Vatican City?
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It's a pretty straight forward question. Is Israel and Zionism mentioned in the Fatwa? If so, it is completely reasonable for different sources to highlight different aspects of the Fatwa. If not, then the Times of Israel has made up facts, which is a serious problem.
Which is it? I don't know. I couldn't find the original Fatwa, and I doubt I'd be able to read it if I did.
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Wow, such insanity. Clearly Pokémon Go is promoting a Lamarckian Theory of Evolution, not a Darwinian Theory of Evolution.
I think it's just the word evolution they don't like, it's clear they don't understand the concept under any guise. I wonder if they'd have called them transformations they would still have the same beef.
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Do people in SA raf slashdot?
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At least it would fulfill every criteria in the ICD-10 F22.0 definition of delusion if religions were not explicitly exempt. Because, well, what's the difference between a delusion and a religion except the fact that a lot of people have the same delusion?
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
So religions have to age and season? Like cheese, when it reeks it's finally ok for consumption?
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
But worshiping people nailed to crosses that die and respawn after 3 days is fine.
Yeah, I know that kind of loony.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
I banned Pokemon because I thought it was shit.
I didn't even need to reach into the ether and draw parallels with it supposedly promoting Zionism.
Fucking Pikachu, I somehow knew he was up to no good but now I have proof?
I think a review of Zionist promoting things should be conducted so we can ban them all...although, I do wonder...
If religious people in Saudi believe god created everything, who are they to say god does not prefer people choose to be pure rather than use the evil, Zionist promoting pokemon?
Next step for Saudi, ban thinking. They already did all the thinking for you. Don't worry about it.
A 'singular oddity' is an event that cannot be explained and only happens when you are alone.
I wonder if there's a collection you can read up, I bet that should provide some entertainment and enough material to run a YouTube channel about it, showing off what you cannot do in Saudi Arabia because it offends their imaginary buddy.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
I'm fairly sure there's a Fatwa that clearly states they cannot.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
But they aren't. We truly are the only animal smart enough to believe in fairy tales.
I do not want your cheap brainburning drugs. They are useless for work. And I am a working man today.
They must suck at trigonometry then.
I believe the word you are looking for is "Masonic."
I have no idea what this fatwa has with bricklaying.
You rarely find a card that does not contain such a star. It is associated with Judaism, ...."
Pokemon is a video game.... there are no cards....
Also, what is the deal with countries passing Anti-Semitic laws targeting to ban the practice of Judaism?
There should be a global embargo against such countries, which have no respect for human rights....
since early Egypt and much earlier.
Christianity has got nothing to do with triangles, squares, other shapes or any other symbol except the cross.
Even the cross was actually used by the Romans to punch people, and the Christians found it to be an good symbol for an anti-Roman movement.
I have been in Saudi Arabia, and it has many buildings with triangles and masonic-like symbols...
I would rate your comment as funny, not insightful.
The Saudis will continue to have "assets, power in the world, and religious influence in the region." Maybe the royal family there could get the axe from a populist movement, but as a whole they'll never recede in prestige. Look out how Christian fundamentalists millenialists talk about Israel.
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The reasons stated for banning are, in this order: gambling, evolution, use of religious symbols of other religions ("six-pointed star of Judaism", "the cross", "angles and triangles - Masonry", "Symbols of the Shinto creed").
So... the "Zionism-promoting" thing is invention and interpretation of Times of Israel, as neither Zionism nor Israel are mentioned in the fatwa.
Other than that, the entire thing reads like any other religious edict of any religion - detached from reality, one leg in conspiracy theories and religious paranoia, other leg firmly cemented in mental issues.
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My GF was told that, possibly by one of her relatives. I gather from some stuff she'd said that some of them are religious loons.
Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
I found it quite funny that you wrote punch instead of punish =)
"When you see your likeness, you are pleased. But when you see your images which came into being before you, and which neither die nor become manifest, how much you will have to bear!"
Prior art, by about 1800 years.
Does sound more Darwinian than Lamarckian, though, true, and accurately capturing the eventual social controversy. Got to catch them all.
~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
So frequently one will attack people, saying that it is for Islam, but then everyone will say "it wasn't really, he's just insane".
I think you have this backwards. If a Muslim guy kills half a dozen people, the media headlines say "Terrorist Attack"! If a random white guy kills half a dozen people, the media story says "Another mass shooting by an insane guy." But the number of "insane guys" who do mass shootings outnumbers the number of Muslim guys-- thousands of killings by ordinary Americans, versus a handful by Muslims..
(source: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-... )
A harder question is: why are Americans so terrorized, when the actual threat is trivial? http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2...
Do you not remember the moral panic in the 1980's over Dungeons and Dragons? Or the Judas Priest subliminal message trial?
All society's suffer from this sort of insanity from time to time.
Somebody needs to tell them that it's not a Star of David, it's a sheriff's badge.
No, that just proves that sherrifs and by extension America is just a tool of the Zionists.
SJW n. One who posts facts.
The underpinnings of your religion must be pretty weak if it is threatened by such minor contrivances.
love is just extroverted narcissism
And HEY, look at that "swoosh" icon! Are they promoting the wearing of athletic shoes as well?
When the world stops trading goods with them. (ie: buying oil)
The only reason these countries have leadership who adhere to this nonsense is they use it to control their personal economic position in society. Run them out of financial capital and the incentive for philosophical control dries up.
"Haven't you noticed, muslims are often completely insane?"
Fuck off. There is nothing wrong with Muslims or Islam you racist piece of shit.
If someone is committing a terrorist act claiming that they are doing it because they are a Muslim or in the name of Islam it is bullshit. Islam is peaceful. They are either lying about being muslim/islamic or they are a Zionist stooge.
Thank you, I had forgotten the "they blame everything on the Zionists" to add to the list of muslim insanities. You obviously suffer from a lot of them
My crazy catholic aunt did this. Harry Potter = Witchcraft and is bad. Narnia = good because christian allegory. Lord of the Rings = good because childhood memories of reading the books. D&D = Super Bad Witchcraft Evil. It still makes my head hurt to this day.
Velociraptor = Distiraptor / Timeraptor
Maybe it encourages belief in somebody's theory of evolution, but it sure as shit isn't Darwin's.
And who ban words with the letter 'X' in them because the X resembles a cross.
Shouldn't they be banning words with the letter "t" then? Or are they those obnoxious people that always use all caps?
got a citation for any of this? I'm just curious, because this is the first I've heard this particular myth.
Out of curiosity, could you point out which Arab letter is an 'X'? (You *do* realize, I trust, that Arabic uses its own script?)
Yeah, that's pretty nutz, but this person was a different sort of loony.
meanwhile the republican's are doing their best to ban the teaching of evolution themselves, as well as global warming