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Olympic Committee Prohibits Streaming Apps, Vines and GIFs From Its Events (techcrunch.com)

An anonymous reader writes: The Olympics Committee has introduced a new set of social media guidelines for the 2016 games. Not only will streaming applications and vines be prohibited, but GIFs will be too. TechCrunch reports: "Part of the new restriction appears in the official broadcast rules (PDF), under 'Internet and Mobile Platforms': '[...] the use of Olympic Material transformed into graphic animated formats such as animated GIFs (i.e. GIFV), GFY, WebM, or short video formats such as Vines and others, is expressly prohibited.' Then, in the FAQ for the social and digital media guidelines (PDF): 'Broadcasting images via life-streaming applications (e.g. Periscope, Meerkat) is prohibited inside Olympic venues.' The versions of these documents updated for the 2014 games in Sochi don't have any comparable language, or at least nothing this specific. A possible exception is the 'Photographer's Undertaking,' which states: 'The dissemination of moving images or sound captured in an Olympic venue, through any media, including display on the internet, Mobile Platform and other interactive media or electronic medium, is strictly prohibited.'"

188 comments

  1. ioc money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Dont mess with the IOC's money.

    1. Re:ioc money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Better yet, don't mess with the IOC. Just avoid the olympics entirely. Then we'll see how quickly they realize the stupidity of their decisions. Maybe.

    2. Re:ioc money by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      you said the O word with out paying the fee there is a fine for that.

    3. Re:ioc money by fizzer06 · · Score: 1

      As long as he used the lowercase "o", the fine shouldn't be more than second born child.

    4. Re:ioc money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's cool, they didn't mention anything about FLIC

    5. Re:ioc money by youngone · · Score: 2

      O is very useful, You use it when you say: Oscar's only Ostrich oiled an orange owl today.

    6. Re:ioc money by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      I have no choice but to do just that. Lacking a TV and any other means to access moving reports about the various events, I guess the sponsors will have to do without my eyeballs.

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    7. Re:ioc money by myid · · Score: 1

      Better yet, don't mess with the IOC. Just avoid the olympics entirely. Then we'll see how quickly they realize the stupidity of their decisions. Maybe.

      If you're curious how the games turned out, but you don't want to encourage the major news organizations to report on the Olympics, then either

      1) check with Wikipedia (which is usually updated pretty quickly), or

      2) do an Internet search with a search engine that's not well-known like Google or Bing (ex: Ecosia), and in the resulting list of news listings on the game, click the link of a smaller-sized newspaper.

    8. Re:ioc money by bane2571 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      and just like that the Olympics became invisible to two whole generations because a third older generation want to maintain control of distribution.

    9. Re:ioc money by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      Thats triple damage buddy. Will you be paying by cheque or credit card?

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    10. Re: ioc money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't even care enough to check Wikipedia, and that's saying something, considering the truly trivial shit I often research using that site.

    11. Re: ioc money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well said.
      I don't even care if that's not %100 accurate. (The generational divide.)
      I'm not watching. (I really only like speed skating.)
      The Olympics are about corruption number 1 and tinder hook-ups second.
      I don't see how we're supposed to root-root-root for the home team, when they're swimming in sewage. It's just like some kind of dystopian future.

    12. Re: ioc money by mSparks43 · · Score: 1

      Olympics? I thought they cancelled it because zika.

      Does that mean its worth taking a trip to London to watch some people run around jump and throw stuff? when is it?

      oh nevermind, seems i just missed it.

      And nothing of value was lost.

    13. Re:ioc money by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

      Credit card: only as long as it is visa card.

    14. Re: ioc money by coastwalker · · Score: 2

      I have not bothered with the Olympics for decades, though I have caught the opening and closing ceremony occasionally. I will probably start watching it when genetically modified humans start taking part, that is going to be fascinating.

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    15. Re: ioc money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can not care a shit about opening and closing ceremony. It's just a big waste of public money and some idiotic mentality that we must be better than all other other opening/closing waffle of previous years and it its bigger and bigger and soon ithe open cermony will be an olympic sport inself to see who can stay awake the longest and it will be spread of over 96hrs. Mark my words.

      Oh, the corruption, I am sure that you will only be able to buy stuff with a VISA card only like they did at London, sorry mate you'll just have to stavre whilst watching the track events, and no drink either. What's that! you do have a VISA card, thats great, thoiugh you can only but food at McDonadls shite

    16. Re:ioc money by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      Question is . . . .what's in YOUR wallet ?? (grin)

    17. Re:ioc money by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      and just like that the Olympics became invisible to two whole generations because a third older generation want to maintain control of distribution.

      I would say, not so much invisible, but irrelevant and unimportant. Given the plethora of stories of the truly epic level of fail of the Rio Olympics, it's probably best not to watch.

      Unless, suddenly, we get something like super-virulent flesh-eating bacteria start stripping athletes to the bone mid-event. That might get a few minutes of attention. . . as it's about the ONLY utter failure we haven't seen so far. .

    18. Re:ioc money by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      The last "O" I paid any significant attention to was the 1972 games in Munich.. The only reason for that was the fact I was in the military, stationed near Munich, and was given a ticket to one of the events. Of course that event was scheduled the day the terrorists decided to do their business, postponing my ticketed event
      to later, though I did get to see it at the postponed time.. Since then, I have zero interest in those games...

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    19. Re:ioc money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cash.

    20. Re: ioc money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard an interview the other day on the way home from work with an Egyptian (I think, not really relevant) atheists who was shocked to find that he couldn't get coffee in the Olympic village, "only coca cola products". The whole thing is so ridiculous at this point, that shark jumping should be considered for inclusion next games.

    21. Re:ioc money by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Better yet, don't mess with the IOC. Just avoid the olympics entirely. Then we'll see how quickly they realize the stupidity of their decisions. Maybe.

      Exactly. Don't boycott the Olympics; simply IGNORE them.

    22. Re: ioc money by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      Skateboarding is now in. Maybe they can integrate the sharks into that?

    23. Re: ioc money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bitcoin?

    24. Re: ioc money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They cant ban fair use. Suckit

    25. Re: ioc money by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      Bearer bonds

    26. Re:ioc money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, can we at LEAST watch the opening/closing ceremonies in case something goes boom? (gots lots o' loves for da live tee-vee)

  2. Do us a big favor by reboot246 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Prohibit television broadcasts, too.

    1. Re:Do us a big favor by telchine · · Score: 0

      Prohibit television broadcasts, too.

      They're fine so long as they use Animated PNG! :-D

    2. Re:Do us a big favor by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      Prohibit television broadcasts, too.

      That's where the money is. The next step will be prohibiting memories and verbal descriptions of events. So be careful when you describe how the Zika-infected Bulgarian weightlifter crapped his drawers while executing the dead lift. You may be facing a lawsuit.

      http://forum.bodybuilding.com/...

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    3. Re:Do us a big favor by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      Ban spectators. They are the ones taking all the illegal cell phone video and posting it online.

    4. Re:Do us a big favor by Lirodon · · Score: 1

      Major League Baseball already does that, you know.

    5. Re: Do us a big favor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While it's almost certainly not permitted to broadcast your own play-by-play in real-time, you can certainly give those accounts at a later time. MLB prohibits using the calls by the announcers without permission. They're part of the broadcast, so it's logical that they would be subject to copyright.

    6. Re: Do us a big favor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obvious silliness, plus deadlifting isn't an Olympic event.

    7. Re:Do us a big favor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fine with olympic broadcasts just so long as they're locked in to a channel that I don't watch.

    8. Re: Do us a big favor by fermion · · Score: 2

      MLB is not hiding behind the faÃade of amateur sports. This is becoming comparable to the exploitation of the NCAA. We have increasing evidence that the IOC is a corrupt organization that exists only to enrich the management. Sure it costs money, but much of that is paid for by the state. The players are owned by no one, unlike the MLB, and can only benefit by their exploits promoted on social media.

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    9. Re: Do us a big favor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they sell the sponsorship rights as well. I literally once heard " this copyright notice brought to you by the law firm of.." After the notice

    10. Re: Do us a big favor by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Obvious silliness, plus deadlifting isn't an Olympic event.

      Not any more, it's not. The Bulgarian weightlifter shitting his britches ruined it for everyone.

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    11. Re:Do us a big favor by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Luckily, you're still fine if you ask someone: "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

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    12. Re:Do us a big favor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prohibit television broadcasts, too.

      They're fine so long as they use Animated PNG! :-D

      APNG? Or MNG? I guess both would be fine.

      And yes, prohibit TV broadcasts!!

    13. Re: Do us a big favor by johanw · · Score: 1

      > The players are owned by no one, unlike the MLB

      You're saying the MLB uses slaves?

    14. Re:Do us a big favor by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Prohibit television broadcasts, too.

      Why? Those don't show any sports, either.

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    15. Re: Do us a big favor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i don't know about MLB but here is what the NFL says

      "This Broadcast has Copyrighted by NFL Productions for the Private use of our audience, Any other use of this telecast or any pictures, descriptions, or accounts of this game without the consent of NFL Productions is prohibited."

    16. Re: Do us a big favor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha fuck them, I'll just make 60 JPGs every second and then view them very quickly!

    17. Re:Do us a big favor by Solandri · · Score: 1

      They do prohibit TV broadcasts. To be able to do TV broadcasts, you have to bid, and the highest bidder in your country gets exclusive TV coverage rights for the country. The Olympics is the Copyright Cartel's wet dream.

    18. Re: Do us a big favor by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      MLB, among other sports, has contracts that restrict players from switching teams freely. A MLB player on the Detroit Tigers team would have a choice between playing for the Tigers or not playing. That's enough to colloquially say the Tigers own the player, without being actual slavery.

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  3. Oh, the same people that value profit above lives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These are the same people that value profit above lives. Good job, morons!

  4. Seriously fuck the Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's a big corrupt waste of time and resources, it funnels huge amounts of money out of the lower and middle class into the pockets of the wealthy and at the expense of nations..

    fuck the Olympics so fucking much

    1. Re:Seriously fuck the Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be good if this was the last Olympics. Hopefully things go so badly wrong that that ends up being the case.

    2. Re:Seriously fuck the Olympics by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually that would be a pity. There are quite a few sports that only get to be dragged into the limelight every 4 years. And these athletes are by no means any worse than those football or basketball players that you have to endure weekend after weekend. There are some rather interesting sports that are incredibly interesting to watch but simply have nobody lobbying for them.

      Yes, the whole corrupt bureaucracy around it is despicable. But why do you want to punish the athletes for it, that would just add injury to insult.

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    3. Re:Seriously fuck the Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Sports shouldn't be on tv at all in my opinion it trains children to idolize the most useless people in society and sets them up for failure.

      Athletes only accomplishments are worth nothing to society. NOTHING the less resources we waste on these losers the better

    4. Re:Seriously fuck the Olympics by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "It's a big corrupt waste of time and resources, it funnels huge amounts of money out of the lower and middle class into the pockets of the wealthy and at the expense of nations."

      It is a big STUPID corrupt waste etc.

      Why they think they can funnel big amounts of money but because it used to be a world-level event? What do they think these policies will do to world-wide interest on the Olympics? How much money do they think they'll be able to funnel away once nobody pays attention to the event?

    5. Re:Seriously fuck the Olympics by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Mind telling us what SHOULD be left on TV? Because the same could be said about pretty much any kind of entertainment. By your logic you can't even show Opera or Ballet, and Doctor Who would certainly be out.

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    6. Re:Seriously fuck the Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are still documentaries.

    7. Re:Seriously fuck the Olympics by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      So the only thing allowed on TV are documentaries and educational programming?

      There's a channel for you. It's called PBS.

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    8. Re:Seriously fuck the Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a big corrupt waste of time and resources, it funnels huge amounts of money out of the lower and middle class into the pockets of the wealthy and at the expense of nations..

      fuck the Olympics so fucking much

      The lower & the middle class barely pay any taxes. Not sure how they're paying for the Olympics...

    9. Re:Seriously fuck the Olympics by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 2

      It would make sense to me to keep having it, but stop the 4-year circus of moving it around. Just have it in Greece, everybody gives a bunch of money to Greece to maintain the fields / equipment, during off-years people can train there (and know about the equipment). And fuck the IOC.

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    10. Re:Seriously fuck the Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If athletes were worthless to society then they'd be paid worse than janitors. Athletes salaries are reflective of the marketing income of their achievements.

    11. Re: Seriously fuck the Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of their "salaries" are from advertising gigs. Famous athletes get paid so much cause they're famous, not cause they're athletes.

    12. Re: Seriously fuck the Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I paid 47% of my income in taxes last year, and can barely afford a studio apartment. Fuck you, you filthy financialist running dog.

    13. Re:Seriously fuck the Olympics by NoSalt · · Score: 0

      I very much enjoyed the summer 2012 Olympics; London did an outstanding job at putting on the show.

  5. no, really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you've just described 90% of the governments on the planet.

    1. Re:no, really... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Which is why very few governments will tell the Olympic Committee to go f* themselves with their idiotic rules. They should, though.

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    2. Re:no, really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And 100% of businesses.

      Welcome to humanity, son.

    3. Re:no, really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please tell me where the other 10% are because I would love to live in such a country.

    4. Re:no, really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Somalia

    5. Re: no, really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vietnam, maybe

  6. Just for old people then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I guess they're just for old people now.

    1. Re:Just for old people then. by dstyle5 · · Score: 2

      My grandma is going to love the 4K broadcasts, IOC totes knows whats its doing.

    2. Re:Just for old people then. by ArtemaOne · · Score: 2

      Old news. Japan started the 8k broadcasting with this Olympics.

    3. Re: Just for old people then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just for octopus porn.

  7. Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympics by mpercy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    On any media at all.

    But the IOC's over-the-top "We own it all!" is just a bit much. They're almost to the point of enforcing death penalty should someone even think about posting a selfie of themselves at the Olympics.

  8. Two thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this is reproduction of the entertainment, and if it's strictly limited to the individuals attending the events as spectators (printed on said ticket), is this no different than forbidding recording in a movie theater?

    However, I imagine there is a 'freedom of the press' interest in certain things, such as things going wrong. Like, what if someone were to take a picture of a swimmer spitting out the polluted water after said event?

    Mod me down, I dare you!

  9. Welcome to Hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With no police for enforcement these words are spineless, but hey they make great controversy. Don't feed the trolls, move along nothing to see (or hear) here.

    1. Re:Welcome to Hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On top of that short video extracts are allowed under fair use in the US. By claiming the contrary the OC is guilty of providing wrong legal advice.

    2. Re:Welcome to Hell by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      I don't think US law applies in Brazil.

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    3. Re:Welcome to Hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US law applies if someone in the US takes Olympic Material from a broadcast and transforms it into graphic animated formats.

  10. Fascist capitalists by presidenteloco · · Score: 3, Insightful

    are running the show.

    Wasn't the Olympics supposed to be about the worldwide celebration of amateur sport?
    That is, sport done for the love of it, not for money.

    This is what anonymization services were invented for, people!

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    1. Re:Fascist capitalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymization or not, the best way to handle this is for everyone involved to stream as much content as they can, making it unfeasible for the IOC to do anything about it. Or just ignore the games, which is what I will do.

    2. Re:Fascist capitalists by guzzirider · · Score: 1

      "Wasn't the Olympics supposed to be about the worldwide celebration of amateur sport?"
      I think that ended in 1936

    3. Re:Fascist capitalists by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Informative

      It struggled on until 1990 when they passed the "Eddie the Eagle rule" effectively ensuring that only pros could compete.

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    4. Re:Fascist capitalists by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      For those that don't know, the Eddie the Eagle Rule requires athletes to be in the top 50 or top 30% in international competition, whichever is fewer.

    5. Re:Fascist capitalists by operagost · · Score: 1

      I imagine that also has the effect of locking entire nations out of the competition, which is the reason Eddie picked up ski jumping in the first place.

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  11. Re:Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympic by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    On any media at all.

    But the IOC's over-the-top "We own it all!" is just a bit much. They're almost to the point of enforcing death penalty should someone even think about posting a selfie of themselves at the Olympics.

    Dear mpercy,

    In a recent slashdot post, you used the word "Olympics" without the express written permission of the International Olympic Committee. This constitutes copyright infringement and unauthorized use of our intellectual property. To avoid a lawsuit, send us $980 within the next 24 hours, or face the wrath of our lawyers. Do not delay; we know where your little girl goes to school.

    Yours Truly,
    The International Olympic Committee
    An international, non-profit, non-governmental organization

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  12. time for an athlete revolt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Without the athletes, the IOCCC - no wait, that's the international obfuscated C code contest - uhm... the IOC is it? has nothing.

    It seems long past time for athletes to get together and say "No, fuck that. Either you let us record our own events, or we're not participating. Our sideways smartphone video and looped animated GIFs are not going to compete with NBC's twenty million dollar television cameras. Just ease the fuck up already and stop power tripping all over that shit."

    The athletes have all the power here, not the IOC. It seems to be getting past time for a demonstration of that fact.

  13. Does anyone even watch the Olympics anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does anyone even watch the Olympics anymore? For me, it just seems like a good way to block regularly scheduled programming. We get it, you sport.
    If they had a channel dedicated to olympics that you had to opt-in to... few would bother.

    1. Re:Does anyone even watch the Olympics anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Do they actually even show the Olympics anymore?
      Last time I tried to watch them, it was wall to wall profile pieces on athletes and the hardships they overcame, spliced with a few local travel pieces, updates on medal counts, post event athlete interviews and medal ceremonies. When they ran out of commercials they occasionally threw in the last 5 seconds of an event.
      That is unless it was an event no one cares about like the 500 mile cycling road race - which they showed in it's uncut entirety, at the expense of track & field, weight lifting, karate, judo, shooting, kayaking, archery, diving, fencing, wrestling, ping pong, volleyball, handball, rowing, sailing, trampoline, water polo, mountain biking, and about 100 other events not deemed worthy for television.

    2. Re:Does anyone even watch the Olympics anymore? by Archfeld · · Score: 1

      I am really enjoying the Olympic Soccer games, but as for the general Olympic sports no I agree with you, very few are watching, compared to other international sporting events.

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    3. Re:Does anyone even watch the Olympics anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There should be a requirement for obtaining the TV rights to the Olympics (and any other sporting events with simultaneous games/matches/events, such as the Tennis Grand Slams) that they must show at least N% (where N is approaching 100) of the event either on TV or online, preferably also providing on-demand streaming of previously completed matches/game/races etc.

  14. Give up already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, good luck with that.

  15. Do we care.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do we really care anymore? Every year it turns into a bunch of political bull, cheating speculation and doping allegations. Without social media to spread the manure around, what else is left? Skimpy volleyball uniforms? It hasn't been about athletics for a long time...

  16. i know why too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is just to be sure us in the U.S. don't accidentally see a competition we aren't expected to win. Hell, rare we get to see a competition at all, this is just a reality show now isn't it? Sob stories, hardship stories, family stories, Some sport competition, story about making the stories, story about the people making the stories, repeat.

    1. Re: i know why too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I recall of the London Olympics, NBC's prime time coverage only showed small portions of events and was full of other stuff. The daytime coverage seemed a little better. NBCSN was pretty good about showing live events without all of the other stuff. The Olympic trials were actually fun to watch because there wasn't a lot of other stuff, just the actual competition. The swimming trials were fun to watch. I really enjoyed the four hour blocks of diving on NBCSN, with the only real interruption being about 20 minutes when one event had ended and the competitors for the next event were warming up. For the actual Olympics, either watch NBCSN or stream it online legally from NBC. Maybe I'm in a tiny minority on Slashdot, but I'll happily watch uninterrupted coverage of any sport in the Olympics.

      I also hate NBC using Bob Costas as a studio host for the Olympics. That's a waste. Aside from the retiring Vin Scully, he's the best baseball announcers there is now. I'm sure he can do other sports very well. When baseball returns in 2020, I sure hope NBC has Costas call some of those games.

    2. Re: i know why too by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 2

      I also hate NBC using Bob Costas as a studio host for the Olympics. That's a waste. Aside from the retiring Vin Scully, he's the best baseball announcers there is now. I'm sure he can do other sports very well. When baseball returns in 2020, I sure hope NBC has Costas call some of those games.

      I love watching Bob Costas. He seems to realize that it's all complete crap, and so has fun with it. He does try to keep things moving along, during the interminable interviews and back-story pieces; I get the impression he'd really just rather have more sports and less talk.

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  17. Exactly! by mpercy · · Score: 1

    Won't be surprised when the certified mail or "you've been served" paperwork arrives.

  18. Re:Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're joking, but this is basically what happened to "Olympics of the Mind" back in the 1980s

  19. No phone calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The dissemination of [..] sound captured in an Olympic venue, through any media, [..] is strictly prohibited."

    So no phone calls?

  20. slednicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm boycotting the Olympics. Doped up propagandists.

  21. Re:Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We used to record the broadcasts, first on VCR of course, and later Tivo. But since the cable companies have obsoleted both of those, plus our PC tuners, with encrypted digital transmission, we simply won't watch at all. We are in a valley that does not receive any over-the-air signals so we don't have a choice - we must pay to watch television, even broadcast. We refuse to pay even more than we already are just to do what we've done since the late 70s - record television for later viewing and/or skipping of segments/advertisements we are not interested in watching. The amount of absolute crap that is mixed in with every few minutes of actual events and competitions is just too great. If we can't skip over the shit and watch the important stuff, fuck it.

    Because of this, our television watching has significantly decreased, as has our programming package (and also our monthly bill). When the recording options went to shit, we started watching "on demand" instead, and if it wasn't on that, we just didn't watch it. But now the cable company is further trying to extort even more money out of us by reducing "on demand" offerings to "HD only", which just pisses us off even more (we do not have a fancy new set). And to add even more headache, what on demand programming that had closed captions, no longer does. Cable company doesn't care because "on demand" is not required to carry captions like the live broadcasts. We of course are told we can (pay to) subscribe to their DVR service and record programming which would then have the captions preserved during playback. Fuck.

  22. They don't want any videos... by tlambert · · Score: 1

    They don't want any videos of people with Zika getting out.

  23. Ban spectators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're the one remembering the events and replaying them in their heads.

    1. Re:Ban spectators by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      They are working on mind wipe technology for that. It will be like those pictures they take at amusement parks at the end of a ride that you can then pay to get a copy of. Want to keep that memory of your team winning the Gold? Pay up or get wiped on the way out!

    2. Re: Ban spectators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, they'll make sure you won't remember anything when you enter, through an injection of rohypnol. If you pay, they'll give you some grainy pics of the event when you leave.

  24. Man, talk about pricing yourself out of business by mykepredko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Someone in the IOC needs to be picked up an shooken - hard.

    I guess this means that proud parents can't tweet pictures of their medal winning children.

    Attendees can't talk about what a great experience they're having.

    Everybody else ignoring what's going on there.

  25. No one gives a fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The olympics suck a bagful of dicks anyhow.

    Strictly for low lifes and shitballs.

    1. Re:No one gives a fuck by JaiWing · · Score: 1

      obligatory Dick's response. (too bad I can't embed the image...)
      https://www.google.com/imgres?...

  26. Re:Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 1970s is calling for you to come back.

  27. Excitement aborted by Wokan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they're trying to prevent people from getting excited about the Olympics or share their enthusiasm, they've succeeded. At this point I really couldn't give a crap about the Olympic games. Now I just feel sorry for the athletes who are risking disease over something the IOC seems dead set on restricting access to.

  28. Re: Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympi by jgfenix · · Score: 1

    They also sued a Greek restaurant.

  29. The only way to fix this. by geekmux · · Score: 1

    This is very sad for me to say for those who have future Olympic dreams, but between the nightmare that is Rio infrastructure/security and this latest move to try and control all media, I sincerely hope that all future Olympic venues withdraw, and every other city on the planet tells the IOC to go fuck themselves.

    Perhaps that will be a gentle enough reminder as to why they should not act so damn arrogant.

  30. If we're making unenforceable demands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as we're making unenforceable demands, I require that the IOC come suck my cack.

  31. Alternatives by JBMcB · · Score: 1

    So I'm assuming APNGs, MNGs, and WEBMs are OK?

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  32. ahem: NOBODY owns historical events by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Multinational meg-corps love to insist that they own everything and people must pay them, but that just aint so.

    WARNING: They DO own their copyrighted material, like logos, trademarks, commentary they create, artistic visual elements, etc. so people need to be careful about that stuff, but they DO NOT own the facts of the historical events.

    In the US, Pro football and pro baseball leagues are always insisting that nobody can report on the games without permission (i.e. $$$$) and they count on everybody being scared and backing down. They do not actually own the historical facts of the games.

  33. Because all those selfies destroyed Beijing by istartedi · · Score: 1

    They need to do this, because all those selfies that athletes took during the parade destroyed the Beijing Olympics. Oh wait... they didn't.

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  34. coffee was over the limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a coke product, so the athletic village can't have it.

    Sounds like the folks setting this thing up are on coke.

    The athletes should strike, but they are held hostage because they only have a few years to compete.

    They have definitely moved far from the intent of the Olympics to something about taking all you can.
    Ignore is my plan.

    1. Re: coffee was over the limit by Electrawn · · Score: 1

      Coffee is a Coke product. It's Georgia Peach coffee, and it's literally big in Japan. It tastes so bad to American palettes that it's a beverage allowed to be brought in from the outside to Coke headquarters in Atlanta.

  35. Re: Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympi by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    I wonder what happens when they try to sue a mountain range

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  36. stuff them by kiwirob · · Score: 1

    All this crap about controlling who, what and how people can enjoy the Olympic experience is the reason I'm bored with it and will not be watching a single event.

  37. A Complete Mess by ewhac · · Score: 2
    Shorter IOC: "No dissemination of audio, photos, video, or any other form of media recording Olympic(R) events, participants, or organizers is permitted without the express permission of the IOC, granted solely to organizations that have agreed to all of our non-negotiable terms, and paid us a usurious fee."

    Seriously, I'm having trouble deciding whether this is old-fashioned out-of-control money-grubbing, or it's the IOC trying to keep a lid what is shaping up to be a gigantic figurative (and, in the case of the swimming events, literal) shit-show.

  38. they still do an olympics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I thought they quit that years ago.
    If they returned it to the original Greek format (naked), I might be interested. Otherwise... yawn.

  39. Re: Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympi by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Greece would have to rename it.

    Which is pretty much what I'd do if I was Greece, to distance themselves from this travesty.

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  40. There's a reason. by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's a reason they're doing this. It's not just that the IOC is incredibly greedy. It's that their greed is fueled by NBC's money, and NBC is damn well going to get their pound of flesh for the $1.29 billion they paid for exclusive rights. If recent news reports are accurate, NBC is just barely breaking even, having sold $1.2 billion in advertising so far.

    So sure, blame IOC's greed. But don't forget to blame NBC's greed too. They want every second of Olympic imagery to be surrounded by inescapable commercials, or they could be in serious trouble. If the interest of advertisers falls off even a tiny bit, they start losing money on the Games, and they have a contract out through 2032.

    1. Re:There's a reason. by jandrese · · Score: 2

      Well, it's nice to know that at least the athletes will be well paid for their performances here...

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    2. Re:There's a reason. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well thank goodness for MythTV's commercial skipping features then. I can only imagine the ratio of commercial to event time.

    3. Re:There's a reason. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are about 10,000 athletes in this year's games. NBCs license fee could pay each of them one hundred and sixty thousand dollars if divided equally. Many if not most are non-professional, and live a life of subsistence to support their participation in their particular sport. 160 large over 4 years ($40k) would be a decent, and desirable income to many of these athletes. In many of these countries, it would enable one to live like a king.

      And this is just one country's license(e). Total worldwide license revenue is thought to be somewhere in the $4 billion range.

      Just where does the money being shoveled at this non-profit, non-governmental agency go? Do their private jets burn high class hookers and uncut coke? They don't pay the host country. They don't pay the volunteers for their time. They don't build the venues. They don't even design the stupid logos for each game, so far as I can tell. This seems to be done by someone representing the host country. They don't seem to be responsible for the opening display. I assume the IOC buys the fancy medals. What does that amount to? A couple hundred thousand, tops?

      If anyone has some reliable information, it would be gladly accepted.

  41. Real Humans Prohibit drone commitees from overeach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that would be a story!

  42. Re: Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympi by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    That started to happen with the Olympic Restaurant in Denver in 1976, but Colorado told the Olympics to piss off for different reasons, and the lawsuit fizzled out.

  43. Re:Man, talk about pricing yourself out of busines by joe_frisch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maybe if I saw random clips and pictures from the Olympics I might think about watching through some approved channel. As it stands, I likely will forget they are on and not watch at all.

  44. Toxic water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet they don't want people to show the world how filthy the place is and how sick it makes them. Only pre-approved footage that reduces the appearance that the IOC would rather take a fat bribe than choose a nice place to hold the games.

    But I'll say it again, if absolutely everybody just boycotted the games, and I never had to hear about them for the duration (and they ceased the tradition), I would be very happy.

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  45. Year of implosions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First the GOP, now the IOC

  46. Automated GIFs? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

    What if the GIFs are produced automatically? My photo automatically uploads all photos to Google Photos. If Google notices that a group of photos comprise a sequence of events, it will helpfully produce an animated version of all of those images together. Is Google violating the IOC's rules if I were to photograph an event and happened to capture enough for Google to put together an animated GIF?

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    1. Re:Automated GIFs? by BigSlowTarget · · Score: 1

      You'd be held responsible. Google would be considered the tool which you used rather than it's own actor and you probably agreed to TOS that puts the liability on you anyway. They might include Google in the lawsuit but only if they figured it was worth challenging real lawyers instead of anyone you can afford as a real human.

    2. Re:Automated GIFs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to worry about it. Section 19 of the IOC rules which covers batteries and electronic devices specifically states that no device that contains a battery or can be charged with electricity is allowed at an event. The restriction not only covers people at the live events, but it also covers anyone watching a live event on TV. Initially they were going to make an exception for pacemakers, but at the last minute dropped that exception.

  47. Re: Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Greece needs cash, though. They should offer to sell the naming rights to the mountain range to the IOC...

  48. Re:Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympic by fox171171 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You used the work "Olympic" without our express written permission. This is punishable by swimming in Rio.

  49. Re:Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympic by fox171171 · · Score: 1

    Ahh! "word" not "work". *sigh*

  50. I support this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So far, none of my social media feeds have even mentioned that anything is going on in that part of the world where people would rather stab you than give you directions. I consider that an overall plus.

  51. In the words of the immortal Inigo Montoya by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

    Yeah, the IOC aren't "fascist capitalists", whatever that means. They are an international NGO and have far more in common with far-left movements like BLM and SJW than they do any dirty capitalism. You remember how we all found out that the Democratic Party was not what it seemed? Turns out, it's a bunch of racist assholes who bused violent staffers into opposition rallies to fuck their shit up? Yeah, the IOC is the same way. Supposedly on our side, trusted with running the Olympics, and it turns out they're a bunch of corrupt NGO assholes who only care about themselves.

    Fascist? Even today's Neo-Nazis aren't fascists. You need to stop using that word.

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    1. Re: In the words of the immortal Inigo Montoya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know that the anonymous poster keeps on using a particular word (phrase actually) or are you just using this as an excuse to trot out a very tired old aphorism?

    2. Re: In the words of the immortal Inigo Montoya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Progressives hate freedom.

  52. Take a page from the NFL's playbook by aklinux · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The NFL invests thousands of dollars upgrading connectivity in stadiums hosting the Superbowl and other major NFL events.

    They've figured out that people attending these events aren't going to take anybody's broadcast revenues by sharing on social media. It's about sharing the experience with their friends and family. A picture, or video clip, that shows...I was here!! This helps build up the hype, viewership, and attendance overall.

    1. Re:Take a page from the NFL's playbook by RubberDogBone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Olympics charge the broadcast and cable companies a fortune for coverage rights. Comcast NBC paid $1.23 billion for Rio alone.

      In return for all that money, the IOC tries to make sure viewers HAVE to use the various channels and outlets who paid. They have to defend the licenses they sold for so much money. If people can get Olympics footage or see the games without a licenced TV partner involved, the IOC won't be able to charge as much money.

      And yeah it is all about money. The IOC could care less about the sports. It's all about license fees and rights and getting paid enormous sums to watch poor atheletes living in squalor back home try to compete. They make a lot of money off these kids.

      NBC has contracted through 2032 to carry the games so they are dropping close to 20 billion dollars on this stuff. The IOC better defend that. Or else.

      My response is to not watch any of the coverage. I used to be a rabid Olympics viewer. But it all changed after 1996 when I was much too close to the games and saw first hand it really is all about the money, not the sport and not the atheletes.

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    2. Re:Take a page from the NFL's playbook by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      That's irrelevant. Someone sharing 15 seconds of blurry, shaky, low resolution[*] cellphone footage is not remotely comparable to a professional camera operator with a high end 4K camera and a lens costing 20 grand.

      NBC are paying through the nose to do the latter, and the former isn't a substitute. It's just outright stupidity on the part of the IOC.

      [*] There are not many phones that actually have resolving power at 1080p. I mean I've seen the videos and while techincally you have 1920x1080 pixels in few cases could you resolve objects with a 1 pixel gap between them.

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    3. Re:Take a page from the NFL's playbook by moeinvt · · Score: 2

      I tend to lean toward the perspective of the OP. To a TV station, more viewers means they can sell advertising time at a higher price. Thus, viewers indirectly translate to profit for NBC. To think that the IOC needs to "protect" NBC from cell phone video assumes that NBC would lose viewers because of it.

      I find it hard to imagine that someone with access to TV, who is actually interested in the events, would forego TV coverage in favor of amateur cell phone video and animated gifs.

      I'd start from the hypothesis that cell phone video or a social media post from an event would just as likely remind people "Hey, the Olympics are on." and increase the TV audience. I wonder if they actually did any research before making the rules?

    4. Re:Take a page from the NFL's playbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if the TV (or other company) who have bought the rights to show the Olympics where you live, do not show an event that you would like to watch, then the blurry, shaky low resolution cellphone footage is better than not seeing it at all.

    5. Re:Take a page from the NFL's playbook by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      The Olympics charge the broadcast and cable companies a fortune for coverage rights. Comcast NBC paid $1.23 billion for Rio alone.

      I really dislike the fact that a bunch of elites are making money off the backs of the Olympic athletes and the people watching and attending the games. Countries should contribute funding, but commercial exploitation/advertising should be prohibited.

      There should be official coverage that's available to watch for free over the Internet or other broadcast channels. Third-parties should be free to broadcast their own coverage if they want to.

  53. How are they going to enforce this? by SeaFox · · Score: 2

    Are they going to outright block access to the streaming apps' servers (hello VPN/Proxy!), or make everyone take out their smartphone and prove they don't have Periscope installed on it before they are let in the door?

    1. Re:How are they going to enforce this? by tuxisthefuture · · Score: 1

      It now seems no coincidence that the modern Olympics are based on the blueprint of the 1936 Olympics in Nazi Germany. (https://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=10005680)

  54. Re:Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympic by Blaskowicz · · Score: 0

    Shorter story here : since analog over-the-air broadcasts have been turned off, I've never bothered with TV again. I grew up with SECAM TV, which if the reception is fine is basically DVD quality, so digital TV wasn't that exciting. You get to use a flimsy piece of shit external tuner next to the TV, two remotes instead of one and switching channels takes a lot longer.
    When there were six channels with instant switching, you could get an idea of what's going on in ten seconds.
    An LCD TV with built-in tuner gets you back to a single remote and you might simply ignore most channels.. but if you just want a very cheap and small TV, the excessive width of 16:9 makes the vertical height very small. So it's wasting width space while feeling like a 14" CRT, except that the picture and sound quality are inferior on tow end LCD.

  55. No GIFs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Seriously? No GIFs? Without GIFs lots of us would never have seen the lovely, bouncy, bouncy Michelle Jenneke in Barcelona.

    The IOC can fuck right off.

  56. Two can play at that game by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

    Not necessarily in response to this, but because I want to, I have banned all Olympics TV coverage from my home. Not one single moment of it will appear on any TV, tablet, phone, laptop, roku, talking trout on the wall or written in blood on the walls.

    The IOC is corrupt and full of shit and the USOC is right up there with them. They can all go to hell. But meanwhile, I won't watch and I won't spend a dime on sponsored stuff. Because any business who'd sponsor this is either stupid for ignoring the crimes these people have pulled, or they don't care. Either way. I can buy or use some other brand of everything. Easily.

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    1. Re:Two can play at that game by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yep. If I see an Olympics sponsorship icon on a product, I buy something else, even if the other product is clearly inferior. Fuck the Olympics, and all those who support it. It's a festering shit-show and it has been for many an olympiad.

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  57. Just stop watching the crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is all about money anyway, this is just as staggeringly insane as wanting to prohibit photographing art in public spaces, stop paying attention to them and keep your old electronic cameras so you don't get caught by not being able to take photo's in places due to newly issued patents in camera tech by companies like apple

  58. I have better things to do with my time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As if I wanted to want a bunch of amateurs run around and play stupid games... fuck you IOC.

  59. Re: Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympi by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    The IOC? Hell no, sell it to the highest bidder. Can you imagine "The Coca Cola Mountain Range" in every atlas, on every globe...?

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  60. Re: Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yip, therefor every country that now hosts the Olympics is required to add a law to exclusively trademark the word Olympic (and derivatives) to the IOC.
    The last few years many greek restaurants, even ones that had the name Olympic for more than 50 years, had to change their name.

    The Olympics aren't the only problem though, remember the Dutch girls that were arrested in during the VIVA worldcup because they where wearing dresses with the Heineken logo on it (you got those dresses when you bought a case of beer).

  61. Do they stop also ASCII art ?!? by LordHighExecutioner · · Score: 1

    You can encode movies into ASCII animation, also 3D movies! I would love to see olimpic games on my old VT220 terminal...

    1. Re:Do they stop also ASCII art ?!? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I would love to see olimpic games on my old VT220 terminal...

      Your old VT220 doesn't have fast enough serial to do full-screen ASCII graphics. You're going to need a vastly faster terminal for that.

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  62. IOC now stands for ... by Bugdanoff · · Score: 1

    Internet Of Coercion ? (or is it Bayerische Motoren Werke ?)

  63. Alternate (non-IOC) games by myid · · Score: 1

    The IOC's olympic games aren't the only way to have sports competitions.

    It's probably too late for this year, but I'd love to see some of the athletes raise money (crowdfunding?) to move their competition somewhere else, and not have anything to do with the IOC. Just hold their competition on their own.

    For example, for the sports that are scheduled to take place in polluted water - raise money for those athletes to drop out of the Olympic competitions, and to move to another location with clean water. If these alternate games were not held at the same time as the IOC's Rio games, then some news organizations would cover the alternate games.

    Unfortunately doing this in the next two weeks would probably break some rules, and might set up the athletes for a lawsuit, besides disappointing spectators who paid to see those sports in Rio. But if some athletes could set up alternate games in the future, then great.

  64. Re:Man, talk about pricing yourself out of busines by Calydor · · Score: 1

    I wish that was an option in Denmark. Both of the major OTA TV channels are playing the Olympics non-stop, this after a summer of being full of Vuelta-something-España and Tour de France.

    Movies? Oh, every Friday night one of the channels has a 'vote' for a movie from the 70s, 80s, or 90s.

    Me thinks they're out of money.

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  65. Olympic Committee can go f*ck itself. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Corrupt bunch of douchebags.

    EOM

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  66. Re:JEW CUNT -- JEW CUNT -- JEW CUNT -- JEW CUNT %% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nurse! Prepare the injection immediately!

  67. for all I care the IOC can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    go f* themselves.

    thank you

  68. Like Robin Williams once said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much cocaine did Rede Globo TV paid for that?

  69. IOC like the MPAA and the RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go. Fuck. Yourselves.

  70. Re:Man, talk about pricing yourself out of busines by houghi · · Score: 1

    If those proud parents wanted to post anything, they should have signed a contract with the IOC and outbid all the combined broadcast companies in the world.

    They had the same opportunity as every other entity. And the attendeed should just be lucky they are allowed to go. Complain and they can go home. Do you listen to your pigs complain when you bring them to the slaughterhouse? They are property.

    Are you a comunist or what?

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  71. No wonder they can't sell tickets. by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    What good is it to pay so much money for tickets and travel to see the events if you can't even brag about it?

  72. Re:Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympic by rhazz · · Score: 0

    I bet you also refuse to watch rented VHS tapes anymore because they closed all the rental outlets.

  73. Nearly nude olympics by sjbe · · Score: 1

    If they returned it to the original Greek format (naked), I might be interested. Otherwise... yawn.

    Watch beach volleyball. They're getting pretty close. A really aggressive game of "keep the balloon from hitting the floor" isn't interesting enough by itself so they mandated bikinis as the required uniform. A little T&A never hurt ratings right?

  74. Re:Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympic by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 2

    Ahh! "word" not "work". *sigh*

    Thank GOD that slashdot doesn't allow any super-advanced features like editing a post, even for a 2-minute period after posting. Because that would just be pandering to its users, eh?

    Seriously, slashdot- get your shit together and let people edit a fucking post. If you're worried about malicious edits, make posts editable for some short period after they've been posted. A couple of minutes would do it, just long enough to fix a typo or something.

    Now, cue the anal-retentive douche bags who'll feel that this idea is crazily permissive or something.

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  75. Re:Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You miss the terrorists attack on the Israeli athletes? There is a movie and a few documentaries about it.

  76. Re: Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympi by in10se · · Score: 2

    You joke, but the Olympic Mountains are actually referenced in the United States code related to the Olympic Committee. Based on my reading (IANAL) it seems that it would be illegal to name a new skiing business after the mountains if it didn't exist before 1998.

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  77. Reporting facts versus rebroadcasting by sjbe · · Score: 1

    While it's almost certainly not permitted to broadcast your own play-by-play in real-time, you can certainly give those accounts at a later time.

    You can however broadcast a play-by-play of the broadcast without permission. Oh, they could bring a lawsuit over it but I think you'd be on safe legal ground. That's basically what media companies do all the time. Nothing illegal about real time second hand report of events. ABC is under no obligation to kowtow to NBC regarding reporting facts as long as they don't use copyrighted materials or trademarks without permission.

    MLB prohibits using the calls by the announcers without permission.

    MLB can claim to prohibit whatever they want but unless you are actually rebroadcasting the calls themselves (or a reasonable facsimile of them) then they can't do shit about you reporting what happened in the game itself.

    They're part of the broadcast, so it's logical that they would be subject to copyright.

    Of course they are just like any performance would be. But I can report on the performance as long as my report doesn't resemble what is being performed.

    1. Re:Reporting facts versus rebroadcasting by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      A lot of this sort of BS would not hold up in court, if it were actually tested. Specifically, a friend of mine who practices law told me once, in no uncertain terms, that if someone actually took the NFL to court over their whole "Thou shall not utter the word 'Superbowl' unless you are one of our sponsoring partners we sold the rights to this year." thing would get handily shot down if ever taken to trial. The issue is that very few entities can afford the legal bills to take on the NFL and bring a case through to conclusion. Many of the entities that could are partnered with the NFL anyway, or will be in future years if not this year. And if anyone did go ahead and do so, and couldn't be handily outspent and crushed, the NFL would settle the case to prevent a president from being established.

      I'd imagine the same is true of the IOC and their BS mandates.

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  78. If it's really all about the money... by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Then NBC should contract with ISIS to make sure there's a terrorist event. Nothing glues eyeballs to the TV like something blowing up and killing some athletes.

    I mean, when you're spending 1.29 Billion, what's another million or two to make sure somebody gets killed on live TV? Didn't you folks ever see the movie "Network" ?

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    1. Re:If it's really all about the money... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Too much security to deal with. Just look for the local news vans at the Black Friday sales gatherings for nice and newsworthy that hits folks close to home (shopping)

  79. Re:Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympic by operagost · · Score: 0

    My friend, you don't need a "fancy new set": a "new set" will suffice. Seriously, you can get a 32" 720p TV for $120, which would be a good replacement for any 26" 4:3 tube. Stop being so curmudgeonly.

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  80. On the one hand... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

    ... GOOD, because who cares about the Olympics anyway? The less I hear/see about it the better... ...BAD, corporate Nazis suck.

  81. Sorry, no by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

    "expressly prohibited"

    Brazil, as a signatory to the Berne Convention, makes this perfectly legal no matter what the IOC says.

  82. Re:JEW CUNT -- JEW CUNT -- JEW CUNT -- JEW CUNT %% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jew detected.

  83. I wonder how the laws compare to the US . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . when it comes to photography/filming in public places. If I am standing on a public beach taking video of the sailing event, then the IOC/NBC/youtube can go fuck themselves.

  84. Re:Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympic by Solandri · · Score: 1

    During the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles, stores with "Olympic" in their name were forced to cover up the "Olympic" part. It's a common store name because there's an Olympic Blvd in Los Angeles (ironically renamed after the 1932 Olympics), so a lot of stores on that street incorporate it into their name - Olympic Car Repair, Olympic Printing, etc.). I hear the same thing happened in Atlanta and Salt Lake City, though fewer businesses were affected since AFAIK they don't have an Olympic St/Blvd/Ave.

  85. Also, Eating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eating will be prohibited at the Olympics too. Well, you can eat, but only hot dogs made by Olympia meats.

    Also, breathing is out. Everyone breathes Olympic brand canned air. It's for, er, safety.

    Want to go to the toilet? You have to pee through the holes in the Olympic logo, attached to the seat of the official Olympic toilets.

  86. Re:Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what the preview is for... now if you don't proofread it's your own fault!

  87. Re:Just not excited, won't be watching any Olympic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your box doesn't have the good ol' NTSC (ch 3 or 4) output on it? mine does, AND contains the captions too. and the dvr just loves it.