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20% of Scientific Papers On Genes Contain Conversion Errors Caused By Excel, Says Report (winbeta.org)

An anonymous reader writes from a report via WinBeta: A new report from scientists Mark Ziemann, Yotam Eren, and Assam El-Osta says that 20% of scientific papers on genes contain gene name conversion errors caused by Excel. In the scientific article, titled "Gene name errors are widespread in the scientific literature," article's abstract section, the scientists explain: "The spreadsheet software Microsoft Excel, when used with default settings, is known to convert gene names to dates and floating-point numbers. A programmatic scan of leading genomics journals reveals that approximately one-fifth of papers with supplementary Excel gene lists contain erroneous gene name conversions."

It's easy to see why Excel might have problems with certain gene names when you see the "gene symbols" that the scientists use as examples: "For example, gene symbols such as SEPT2 (Septin 2) and MARCH1 [Membrane-Associated Ring Finger (C3HC4) 1, E3 Ubiquitin Protein Ligase] are converted by default to '2-Sep' and '1-Mar', respectively. Furthermore, RIKEN identifiers were described to be automatically converted to floating point numbers (i.e. from accession '2310009E13' to '2.31E+13'). Since that report, we have uncovered further instances where gene symbols were converted to dates in supplementary data of recently published papers (e.g. 'SEPT2' converted to '2006/09/02'). This suggests that gene name errors continue to be a problem in supplementary files accompanying articles. Inadvertent gene symbol conversion is problematic because these supplementary files are an important resource in the genomics community that are frequently reused. Our aim here is to raise awareness of the problem."
You can view the scientific paper in its entirety here.

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  1. Wait, what? by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the thing that really surprises me is that all my professors told me it was hard to get published, when failing to make sure your data was correctly entered into whatever spreadsheet program you used to for number crunching (and creating graphs) was one of the dead basics of working there. Yet 1 in 5 papers has notable failures here? And nobody noticed before publishing them? What kinds of major errands have gotten in, then, if basic spot checks are getting failed?

    1. Re:Wait, what? by AJWM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know how much number crunching was actually involved here. I suspect the problem comes from using a spreadsheet as a database.

      Because databases are, you know, hard.

      And "errands" creep in all over the place. ;)

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    2. Re:Wait, what? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      That's my take on it. Spreadsheets are wonderful things... to a point, and then, when their developers and maintainers cross that line and start trying to use spreadsheets as querying engines, it can all get very ugly. Even if you get it to work, I have yet to see the spreadsheet software, and I was using them as far back as Multiplan, that didn't turn into a maintenance nightmare where one false step could lead to errors, or much worse, gibberish.

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    3. Re:Wait, what? by dwywit · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the CFO at my last employer.

      Disclaimer - I recommended changes to nearly all of this:

      This was in the Windows95 days. AUD$97 million budget, data fed to a master excel file from linked files in each department. Of course it was IT's fault when excel crashed and corrupted his master file, despite having told him that excel was not up to the job. He ordered a new laptop with more memory.

      There was definitely a sense of schadenfraude some years later when he was "named" in an auditor's report. For those not in Oz, being named in an auditor's report is one step away from prosecution.

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    4. Re:Wait, what? by pem · · Score: 5, Funny
      > Spreadsheets are wonderful things...

      Citation needed.

    5. Re:Wait, what? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      I use them a lot for doing budgets and cash flow forecasts. That's the kind of job they were originally designed for, and within that milieu they can't really be beat. But going much beyond, where you have to use more and more query-like functionality is where they start to break.

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    6. Re:Wait, what? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      That's what they told YOU. They said that because they want to weed you out and keep you from competing with them. They've got a nice position where they can make good money with not a lot of work and sloppy data. Why would they want anyone else to get in?

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    7. Re:Wait, what? by pem · · Score: 1

      I suppose you're right -- it's a poor workman who blames his tools.

    8. Re:Wait, what? by tgv · · Score: 1

      I agree with your surprise, but reviewers often look how an article fits with their own pet theories, or political allegiances. They only try to destroy it contradicts them. And many magazines allow you to propose a list of reviewers. The result is that quite a few articles just slip through.

      It's often easier to kill a paper because its methods are sloppy or because not all steps have been thoroughly tested than to actually verify the data and the way it's been processed. The latter can take weeks or months in the case of a complex study, and reviewers have a few hours. So even then nobody looks at the data.

    9. Re:Wait, what? by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      Spreadsheets are really useful tools but have limitations. One thing I did enjoy was using that spreadsheet layout for coding, it seems much more functional. One sheet with programming cells, another bunch of cells on the same sheet for output, various continuous variable checks, distributed where ever those checkpoints are required, multiple sheets with similar outputs in similar locations and notes all over the place. You could really turn a spreadsheet into a great custom coding interface, than once it works, clear out the spawl from the production version and leave it all in the development versions.

      When it comes to errors, gees, load up a custom dictionary and you are done. Switch to Libre Office for the spell check and share your new free open source custom dictionary, done and finished. Whether or not you have M$ Office installed, you should still install Libre Office for flexibility, it's free, does not take up much space and most definitely does not spy on you. Also leaves that easy option for private dual booting, Libre Office on Linux for private work away from the old digital one eye prying up where is most definitely does not belong, M$ backorifice on top of windows probe 10, ugh, the buggers don't even wear protection as their compulsory upgrades screw up people's systems, to load a new bunch of compulsory ads, wow, just wow.

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    10. Re:Wait, what? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 3, Funny

      What kinds of major errands have gotten in...

      Grocery shopping, filling the gas tank and picking up the dry cleaning.

    11. Re:Wait, what? by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      I actually worked doing government auditing in a department I shall decline to name. And as much as I railed and wrote STERN LETTERS and what not, nothing would shake the bureacrats love of their bloody spreadsheets.

      The fact that the *only* asset list in the whole damn department of 10K+ employees around the country was kept on a single excel file that was collated from other excel files by a vbscript written by a secretary was not seen as a problem by anyone except me and the IT dept (who where also systematically ignored) meant that pretty much all my recomendations where systematically ignored. And now I work in the private sector again....

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    12. Re:Wait, what? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      . Sheer numbers. There are literally millions of them. Manual entry into a database was checked and okay. Export from the database's proprietary, obscure storage format to common as dirt Excel was already too big to spot the fault.

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    13. Re:Wait, what? by houghi · · Score: 1

      Or they are used as something that is easy to make a list and some basic counting.
      Name count
      2-sept 10
      1-mar 7
      Total 17

      Because that is what it is used for in other fields.

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    14. Re:Wait, what? by jandersen · · Score: 1

      I suspect the problem comes from using a spreadsheet as a database.

      Or leaving the job of entering data to an assistant who doesn't quite understand the terminologies and abbreviations. Databases are not hard, as we all know, but creating a proper entry form to one is perhaps more work than seems worth it for an ad hoc job. A spreadsheet would do a better job, if it was possible to create custom formats for cells (which would then understand the data better); come to think of it, it probably is, I just haven't done it, so I don't know.

    15. Re:Wait, what? by tijgertje · · Score: 1

      We use them to display the data spit out by the CRM-system.

    16. Re:Wait, what? by anarcobra · · Score: 1

      Miss clicked during moderation.

    17. Re:Wait, what? by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      I don't know how much number crunching was actually involved here. I suspect the problem comes from using a spreadsheet as a database.

      Because databases are, you know, hard.

      Yeah. Great.

      But WHY are they so hard? Because usually, a "database" is something that is installed and stored on a network server and you can't mail a network server to your colleague, costumer or publisher. So even if you KNOW that a database would be the right tool for the job at hand, you end up with your data in a spreadsheet. Either to send it to someone or by receiving it from someone else.

      The only alternative that would offer searching, filtering, sorting (in general: querying) features that you need to work with raw data (or even long lists) would be Access. I never understood why the wool that made using databases where it made sense to use them as easy as working with a doc file has been so frowned upon by the same "experts" that now complain that users use the next best thing instead: Excel.

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    18. Re:Wait, what? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Maybe the original data was fine, exported from some other application and then imported into Excel for publication, at which point it was corrupted. CSV files don't have formatting or data type information, for example.

      TFA seems to be saying that while the results are valid, Excel is a crappy format to distribute the data in.

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    19. Re:Wait, what? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a shame that when defining open document formats they didn't bother to define an open macro format too. We have Excel using VBA macros, and OpenOffice using Python and BASIC. Google Docs uses Javascript. Wouldn't macro portability be great?

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    20. Re:Wait, what? by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      The problem is that spreadsheets and databases solve different problems, yet they are related enough that folks confuse the two. Not unlike what you did. Spreadsheets represent the full MVC concept, whereas databases are usually just the M(odel), with some (C)ontroller capabilities.

      From there, the problem becomes somewhat more obvious; Because applications like Excel provide more complete functionality ( or try to at any rate ), that's naturally what anyone who needs to model data wants to use. Aside from programmers, who has time to construct a full data modeling environment using the right tools?

      There's an opportunity here for MS to "fill the gap" here; provide the function-rich environment of Excel and tie it to a database backend simply. Or perhaps, considering the mess that is Access, that opportunity exists for someone other than MS.

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    21. Re:Wait, what? by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Does no one do double entry bookkeeping anymore? Or do they just cut and paste the mistakes into both entries?

    22. Re:Wait, what? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Of course we use an accounting system. But I've seen very few accounting systems at the lower and medium range price level that really have much in the way of decent forecasting tools. I have seen (though never used) high end accounting systems, often specialized to specific industries, that do these things, but I doubt my organization would want to pay $10,000+ with high annual support agreements just to get that functionality. What even low end accounting systems do offer is the ability to dump balance sheets, cash flow statements, income statements and the like to an Excel spreadsheet, and from their we can build forecasts.

      Bookkeeping is only one part of financial management; a damned important part, but only part.

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    23. Re:Wait, what? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Computer literacy?

      When I worked at the Google help desk, I had to walk a new CS graduate through the process of turning on his own computer and explained to him that a cubicle farm isn't the same as a university computer lab. You're be surprised by how many computer scientists don't know squat about hardware.

    24. Re:Wait, what? by Shadow+IT+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Papers are mostly reviewed by senior researchers, such as the head of research labs, and they seldom have more than a basic working knowledge of bioinformatics. They are not supposed to show the papers under review to anyone because they are sensitive pre-publication materials. That precludes seeking help from their own staff expert on the topic. On top of that, there is frequently a natural language barrier as well as a technical understanding barrier between the senior researcher and the local bioinformatics expert. The result is that these analyses go largely unchallenged. It is actually true, more often than not, that tables and figures from gene expression profiling experiments, for example, are not reproducible using only the information published in the paper. In fact, the methods section related to such analyses frequently don't even make sense. You have to contact the author and talk directly to the person who did the analyses to get the straight story.

    25. Re:Wait, what? by Shadow+IT+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Yes that's exactly the problem. I am one of a small minority of computational biologists who use PostgreSQL for gene expression profiling, DNA sequencing and related work. PostgreSQL interacts very well with R, the most important tool for analyses in my field. Besides the data conversion issue with Excel, it also introduces the issue of "misaligning" data. You frequently have to put together information from multiple sources, especially public databases, and merge them into one table. A lot of people take these data from different sources sort them in Excel and then cut and paste them together. This is referred to as "aligning data." This is prone to error "misaligning data." The thing is that there is almost always a common value, such as an official gene symbol or an official protein identifier which are primary keys from their source databases. So the better way to do this operation is with a database join. SQL does, in fact, make many processes in bioinformatics both easier to do and more accurate at the same time. By the way, foreign key constraints have saved me from major blunders in data processing on several occasions. Imagine that.

    26. Re:Wait, what? by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      The only alternative that would offer searching, filtering, sorting (in general: querying) features that you need to work with raw data (or even long lists) would be Access.

      Or one of the perfectly adequate free alternatives, like LibreOffice Base.

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    27. Re:Wait, what? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      The problem is that spreadsheets and databases solve different problems, yet they are related enough that folks confuse the two.

      That's today. The cause of today's problem is "creeping featuritis". Spreadsheets used to be spreadsheets. Now they plot data, do complicated calculations, and searches, because someone said "hey, we've got this spreadsheet, wouldn't it be great if we made it act like a database, too?"

      Aside from programmers, who has time to construct a full data modeling environment using the right tools?

      People who care if their data gets mangled because it looks like a number when it is really text, or looks like a date, or any of the other heuristic operations that Excel does to keep people from having to understand what they are doing.

      Because applications like Excel provide more complete functionality ( or try to at any rate ), that's naturally what anyone who needs to model data wants to use.

      The reason is much simpler: it's the tool that is already installed because it came as part of MS Office and it looks simple enough that it fools people into thinking they are experts when they aren't. The creeping featuritis issue has made the tool look like the right one when it truly isn't, but the basic problem is that "it's here, it's free, we might as well use it".

      One of my earliest experiences with this kind of problem is when the sales department where I worked insisted on using a word processor to maintain customer records instead of a real database. Real database was too hard. Free format text in a document was much easier.

    28. Re:Wait, what? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Most organisations don't provide anything else, or actively refuse to... Most users have never used anything else because it's all they've ever been provided with...
      In most cases it's a poor tool for the job, and something else would work much better.

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    29. Re:Wait, what? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      libreoffice supports vba and javascript too...

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    30. Re: Wait, what? by N!k0N · · Score: 1

      I'd take the fisher price tools over excel any day.

    31. Re:Wait, what? by scdeimos · · Score: 1

      I have a similar story from when I went back to uni to do a B.IT. The first week or two I was having to show multiple students where the power switches were on the desktop PCs in the labs - this was mid-1990's so being able to miss the massive round button on the front panel with a power icon on it was inexcusable. At the other end of the course... sure, these people might be able to write computer software in one or two languages but they still have no appreciation of what's going on in the hardware.

    32. Re:Wait, what? by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      What is worse, is that those who work in health research often do not grasp what happens to structured logical reasoning when even one 'falsehood' creeps in. All papers whose conclusions depend upon papers with these errors must be considered suspect until checked, for example. Otherwise you are simply gambling that no errors are present. This is playing Russian Roulette with patients' lives when done in the context of the health system.

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    33. Re:Wait, what? by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      Poor workers are those who don't blame the tools, when the tools are at fault.

      This maxim (apparently originally a Vietnamese saying, according to Wikiquote) is one of the dumber pieces of commonplace folk wisdom floating around the IT industry. It's precisely the sort of thing that makes it difficult to diagnose and resolve real problems.

      Those fond of this saying need to learn a bit about the theory of failure. I don't care how you go about it - maybe try Schulz's Being Wrong - but learn a bit about failure modes and factors that contribute to them.

    34. Re: Wait, what? by Zxern · · Score: 1

      Again the problem isn't with excel. When you simply open a csv file, you're asking excel to try and guess what data type each field is. And when a field has data that looks like a date, surprise surprise excel sets it as a date field.

      This is why you use import.

    35. Re:Wait, what? by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      And now I work in the private sector again....

      Because they went bust and quit government-ing, so you had to? ("Went out of business" just sounded wrong.)

      Ha ha. Just kidding. That almost never happens.

      Well, a few cities in California.

      And Ferguson, MO was headed that way, when traffic ticket revenue took a nosedive for entirely non-mysterious reasons. Fortunately for Mayor Knowles and his buddies, the idiot voters recently out-voted the non-idiot voters, and some new taxes were imposed.

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  2. LaTeX by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why in God's name are you using a Microsoft product for scientific documents?

    1. Re:LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      LaTex and/or TeX take time to learn. Time that can be used to play with genes.

      Excel is a GUI, crunches numbers, makes pretty graphs and keeps all your data in nice grids and is easy to learn (until you hit the details like these format errors). (La)Tex is great if you want to write scientific papers that are nicely laid out and can typeset mathematical formulas (Knuth's itch). However, you'll most likely still use Excel to do the crunching/graphing/saving.

      How many excel sheets have you seen where it's only purpose is to keep lists/whatever in grid format?

    2. Re:LaTeX by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Just add a single quote ' at the beginning of the text and Excel considers it to be a string, doesn't perform conversions.

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    3. Re:LaTeX by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      +1. Not using Excel (I'm on Linux / LibreOffice), but, seriously, add that quote to tell Excel not to convert the text.

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    4. Re:LaTeX by NotInHere · · Score: 4, Funny

      LaTeX is not free of problems either. They are just different. If you care, you take the time to fix them, if you don't you don't fix them. Simple as that.

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    5. Re:LaTeX by GodelEscherBlecch · · Score: 3, Funny

      still use Excel to do the crunching

      Good god, I hope not. When I saw the title for this article I thought for sure it was referring to errors caused by the aggregation of questionable digits resulting from machine precision floating point operations, not something as simple as type conversions. Excel has been the bane of my existence for years because testers keep trying to use it to verify results from a data processing framework I wrote where the operations for some use cases involve 20+ digit decimals. No matter how many times I explain to them the concepts of machine vs. arbitrary precision, decimal precision vs. accuracy, rational vs. decimal representations of numbers, etc. the spurious 'rounding error / does not match the XLS' bug reports just keep coming. Drives me nuts. The idea that scientists may be making the same mistakes with important research is kind of scary.

      Then again, I am usually shocked by the amount of error considered tolerable in the scientific / EE applications of the framework. The real anal retentives are the financial use cases, which tend to include 'penny allocation' algorithms for distributing fractions of pennies left as remainders from dollar amounts in the 10s of millions, and they absolutely will file a critical severity issue over a .00000000001 discrepancy.

    6. Re:LaTeX by teakillsnoopy · · Score: 2

      As someone who proofreads engineering and medical papers for a living, MS Word is unfortunately the standard format (authors insert little images of complex typography into the main text; it's as bad as it sounds). Some equation-heavy papers use LaTeX, but they account for maybe 1% of the total.

    7. Re:LaTeX by dcollins · · Score: 2

      Non sequitor. Calculations need to be made somewhere in the workflow process, and LaTeX does not help with that.

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    8. Re:LaTeX by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Probably not a data-entry problem. More like a file conversion problem (importing text/CSV to the spreadsheet application).

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    9. Re:LaTeX by dcollins · · Score: 2

      As I said upthread, it's probably not a data-entry problem. More like a file conversion problem (importing text/CSV to the spreadsheet application).

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    10. Re:LaTeX by sexconker · · Score: 1

      In finance, you're not supposed to use any floating point math.

    11. Re:LaTeX by blindseer · · Score: 1

      That's great for people that have access to Matlab from the college they attend or from their employer.

      If you can prove you are a student the $500 price tag is a bit much. I don't recall how much I spent on the student version of Matlab I bought many years ago but being a student version there were imposed limits on the size of arrays it would hold. As such the one time I needed it for a project it proved worthless since it could not hold my data set. Guess what I used instead? Excel.

      The "pro" version of Matlab costs over $2000 while Excel is effectively free. Microsoft has been so successful in marketing it's office products that few even think about how much that software costs. I have to wonder how many people even use Excel for it's intended purpose. People buy Office to get Word and Powerpoint, the fact it comes with Excel makes it nearly impossible for anyone to compete with that even in cases where people should know better to use a more appropriate tool.

      We've seen the US government, and other governments, crack down on Microsoft for their near monopoly and largely fail. I don't think trying that again is going to break this trend. Even if somehow Microsoft is forced to break up the Office bundle there is still the matter of the inertia of the files floating around that people need to use. There is the matter of corporate culture where "no one got fired for buying Microsoft". Then there must be a product that competes with it. If the product is free (as in open source) there is an implied lack of value and quality due to no price tag on it. Someone might try to package FOSS applications as an alternative using that money to lure people from the way to get the same thing for free by promising additional proprietary features and capability. This packaging must then strike the balance between price, features, and packaging to give the right impression that people would want to buy it.

      After going to college years ago for computer engineering I'm taking courses now on "big data". I have access to SAS, Matlab, Mathematica, and more that I cannot recall as I use them so irregularly. What I find myself doing is use Excel to format the data, produce some pretty graphs, and then paste them into a Word document for my final reports. This is because the tools cannot make things look as pretty, or it's just too hard to figure out when the assignment is due at midnight and being late can cost a 10% reduction in the grade.

      How can this problem be solved? I don't know but I imagine it means the people that sell Matlab will have to gamble on selling their product at 1/10th the current price in the hopes they get 10X the number of buyers. That's just a minimum since the increase in support costs for the new influx of novice users will need to be covered too.

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    12. Re: LaTeX by GodelEscherBlecch · · Score: 2

      No shit. I don't. What do you think 'arbitrary precision' means?

    13. Re:LaTeX by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Because a proper tool costs money and learning to use it takes time.

      Research costs money and the people that can do the research with less costs get to do more research. Microsoft Office is "free" to most because it effectively comes with the computer. Getting the right software can costs thousands per seat.

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    14. Re:LaTeX by Trongy · · Score: 1

      It could be either.

      If the cell is General format rather than Text, excel can interpert what is typed in as a date or numeric format it it matches certain patterns.

      When using the import wizard, to import text files, you can chose how Excel interprets each column (General, Text, Date or Skip) on the third step of the wizard. If you click Finish on the second step excel will default to general and perform conversions.

    15. Re:LaTeX by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Web pages or PDFs are a powerpoint replacement. That shit should just die because if the content is any good it's going to have to be converted into something else later anyway.
      So while "simpress" does the powerpoint slide construction task you are probably better off doing a "save as PDF" from it instead of using it as a presentation tool. If you want video effects make a video file with something purpose made - powerpoint and simpress suck at both video style presentations and static documents paged through as slides. They are a "view once" format as distinct from being able to present and then give people who want another look the PDF that will work on their phones/tablets/everything.

    16. Re:LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That depends actually. If you want to calculate what something is worth you tend to transcendental functions. So you could just as well calculate those with floats and doubles. If it is about profit your margin is specified in percentage, so precision of the price value is floating.

      Not even the tax-man cares as he ignores cents. Which is anoying because their checking algorithm expects the result to be exact so you need to fudge the rounding on your balance and profit sheet to match their check.

    17. Re:LaTeX by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      In accounting, when you add up the numbers, the result must be exactly zero, not 0.0000000001.
      It is not for saving pennies, it is for verification purposes. If there is a penny missing, it means that there is a mistake somewhere. It may be a small rounding error, but it may also be several million dollar mistakes (or fraud...) adding up to one penny.

    18. Re:LaTeX by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Why in God's name are you using a Microsoft product for scientific documents?

      Because there's nothing wrong with doing so providing you know it's limits and it's faults.

      And because these problems of user error transcend all software including those specifically designed for scientific purposes.

      And because writing a document in LaTeX has little to do with crunching numbers and doing lookup tables in a spreadsheet. But hey you got your anti-Microsoft rant of the day out so success right?

    19. Re:LaTeX by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      > LaTex and/or TeX take time to learn.

      I'm afraid that they're also quite useless for cut & paste transfer of data among documents. Their GUI tools are also _extremely_ limited.

    20. Re:LaTeX by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      > Probably not a data-entry problem. More like a file conversion problem (importing text/CSV to the spreadsheet application).

      Especially via cut & paste.

    21. Re:LaTeX by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      There's not really anything in biology that can be measured with enough accuracy to have 20 significant digits... the 'rounding errors' there are smaller than the inherent noise in the data.

    22. Re: LaTeX by GodelEscherBlecch · · Score: 1

      Uh, OK. Fixed-length buffers and overrun faults aren't the same thing either, but generally people don't feel the need to point that out.

    23. Re: LaTeX by GodelEscherBlecch · · Score: 1

      These are not rounding errors, which I already stated are not acceptable. They are mathematically correct remainders resulting from pre-realtime planning numbers being slightly off from realtime equipment telemetry. The non-profit nature of the entity doing these calculations demands that they rectify this somehow, hence the penny allocation.

    24. Re: LaTeX by GodelEscherBlecch · · Score: 1

      That makes sense, I was thinking more of physics applications.

    25. Re: LaTeX by GodelEscherBlecch · · Score: 1

      Thanks! I can always use another auto-fail interview question.

    26. Re:LaTeX by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      What happens if you just load a CSV into excel? (which doesn't result in a wizard at all IIRC)

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    27. Re:LaTeX by Shadow+IT+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Most of us, who are actually experts in the field, use R for number crunching. Bench scientists, who know enough about bioinformatics to be dangerous, crunch their numbers in Excel.

    28. Re: LaTeX by GodelEscherBlecch · · Score: 1

      Uh, yeah. That's how arbitrary precision works - exponents and rationals, at least in any sane implementation I've ever seen. Any evaluation to a decimal form is deferred until the very last minute as a human presentation step.

    29. Re:LaTeX by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      LaTeX is a document preparation system, not a database or spreadsheet. It would make perfect sense to say that people should be using LaTeX instead of Microsoft Word, but it makes no sense to say people should be using LaTeX instead of Excel. Perhaps those using Excel should be using PostgreSQL for database type work, and perhaps they should be using R for data analysis, but it makes no sense to use LaTeX as a substitute.

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    30. Re:LaTeX by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      Because, being medicine people, they believe the are God, and hence exempt from being subject to making errors with Excel.

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    31. Re:LaTeX by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      Fixed-point math has rounding errors, too. You just don't notice them because they truncate.

      P.S. Don't believe what people tell you, half are wrong and half are lying. Except a few like me... 8-)

    32. Re: LaTeX by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      Uh, yeah. That's how arbitrary precision works - exponents and rationals, at least in any sane implementation I've ever seen. Any evaluation to a decimal form is deferred until the very last minute as a human presentation step.

      That actually sounds correct, to me. 8-)

    33. Re: LaTeX by GodelEscherBlecch · · Score: 1

      Yeah that's the user education battle I've been fighting. With arbitrary precision it is up to the configuring user to select the desired accuracy length and they are responsible for ensuring that it is sufficiently far out so as to make any rounding errors that occur insignificant to the result. This is another source of headaches from excel users - they always want it to 'just work like excel' even when I demonstrate cases where excel gives the wrong answer. The only other option is for me to iteravely perform the calculation, check the result for inaccurate rounding, extend the accuracy and repeat, which would obviously tank performance.

    34. Re: LaTeX by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      That sounds like something similar to the warehouse system I did a few years back. It used floating point to store quantities, and rounded to the user selection after doing any calculations or conversions. The display format was set to the same user selection, of how many decimal points. Each material type could have a different number of decimal places, in the same table column.

      Only disadvantage is that, a dump to a different system requires my export app, so it can look up the settings.

      The users set it to match their bank or supplier. Of course if excel hit a bug, it didn't recreate that. But I think they ended up doing work-arounds in their excel entry coding.

      Still working fine...

  3. Not strictly Excel's fault by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 5, Informative

    Those conversions look like cases where the column type during import was left at "General" instead of being set to "Text" as it should have been, telling Excel to try and infer the actual type from the format of the column's contents. It's an awkward situation where the user should be telling Excel what the data type for each column is, but it's not strictly Excel's fault for doing what the user told it to do. IMO Excel should be either changed to not have a default type and to not allow an import until the user's selected a type for each column, or it should throw up an error if it infers different data types for a column for different rows.

    1. Re:Not strictly Excel's fault by Streetlight · · Score: 1

      But don't people inputting data in a spreadsheet read what's entered? It's pretty simple to format cells, a range of cells, blocks of cells to be text, numerical with a format attached, etc. Copy and pasting or moving data around in a spreadsheet can be a bit of problem if you're not paying attention, but as the data is moved around, take a peek at what's shown.

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    2. Re:Not strictly Excel's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just because the stupid default behavior can be changed doesn't excuse it from being stupid in the first place.

      (See also: ads built into Windows 10)

    3. Re:Not strictly Excel's fault by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      If it's imports from text files (where I've seen what you describe) what I'd like it them to all be treated as text, I can change the column when/if I need to, there's no reason to assume it's not text initially (as in I can't see a reason how that'd damaging).

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    4. Re:Not strictly Excel's fault by chipschap · · Score: 1

      While I'm no Microsoft fan, and the Excel default behavior could certainly be better, I can't see my way to making Microsoft take the hit for this. (LibreOffice can be similarly abused, for that matter.)

      The issue is multifold:

      1) Using a tool not intended for the purpose; spreadsheets may be easy and convenient but everything is not a nail for the spreadsheet hammer.

      2) Lack of understanding about how the chosen tool works.

      3) Failure to do simple proofing and verification.

      This one is down to the researchers, not the software maker.

    5. Re:Not strictly Excel's fault by dcollins · · Score: 1

      "I can change the column when/if I need to"

      Actually, I have major problems trying to convert text to a number format once it's in the spreadsheet program. (I use LibreOffice, but I assume Excel functionality is the same.) If I take a column that's text-formatted, and click Format > Cell > Number, then all of the numeric stuff gets a single quote prefixed, sabotaging the attempt to treat it as a number. Your proposal would generate a massive user outcry for that and other reasons.

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    6. Re:Not strictly Excel's fault by sexconker · · Score: 2

      Select top left cell, format as table, make sure "my data has headers" is checked.
      Click just below the header row to select and entire column of data (excluding the header row). Format as you please, validate as you please. You can even right click, insert a new column, then create a formula that verifies the data and outputs nothing when it's good and "OHSHIT" when it fails verification. Then you can non-destructively filter your table on "OHSHIT".

      If you're using Excel at least learn to use it. This shit is up there with people who hit Enter/Return twice to generate a blank line in Word.

    7. Re:Not strictly Excel's fault by blindseer · · Score: 2

      That's easy to say but people need to understand what they are looking for. As a Specialist in the Army I happened to be in the ops office while one of the sergeants was working on a spreadsheet that handled some sort of inventory. He knew I knew something about computers and so he asked me to come over to look at the funny formatting that Excel was doing on him. What I saw was a number that could have been a date, price, part number, or something else. I started asking the sergeant what he was trying to do with the number and what kind of a number it was supposed to be. It didn't take long before he became frustrated with me and I was told I had somewhere else I needed to be.

      This was probably something better managed by a database but databases are hard, and does Office even include a database product any more?

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    8. Re:Not strictly Excel's fault by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      Pretty much any suggestion from IT that involves users doing ANYTHING "new" or "different" causes a "massive user outcry." It's something you get used to, and eventually laugh about the end-users behind their backs. Like today, corporate said the end users complain if we move their office and it takes too long to move their voip phones. My response was "well, we fixed that. We never allow our users to move out of their original offices."

    9. Re:Not strictly Excel's fault by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I just tested this,

      A CSV file didn't let me adjust import types in Excel (2007), but I did a tab delimited text and imported a column of numbers as text, then changed it to numbers, and the behavior was not as in Libre Office. I tested in Libre, and it was indeed a huge pain.

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    10. Re:Not strictly Excel's fault by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      1b) Lack of a appropriate tool to wrap up stuff that should be in a database (or has been extracted from a database) for display and distribution.

      There is a reason why people the spreadsheet-hammer - it is still better suited than the word processor screwdriver or the plain text chainsaw., or the pdf/png belt sander.

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    11. Re:Not strictly Excel's fault by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      I think that feature is build into excel since the Office of 95. And it still is somewhere.

      And each time I need it I am not able to find it for the life of me.

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    12. Re:Not strictly Excel's fault by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Repeat for every numeric column.

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    13. Re:Not strictly Excel's fault by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      Which works brilliantly until you try to sum a column of "text" consisting of "125.12", "879.25", and "916.08". So you either force the users to pre-format their fields, or you let them enter things immediately and try to guess what they want.

      Not at all. Arithmetic operators could simply work on text-formatted fields, like they do in many scripting languages. Optionally, when you apply an arithmetic operator to a text-formatted field, it could offer to change the format.

      Excel's type system and formatting system is simply poorly designed.

    14. Re:Not strictly Excel's fault by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      Or researchers should simply be banned from using Excel. There is enough money in the area to customize Libreoffice to avoid these kinds of errors.

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    15. Re:Not strictly Excel's fault by Zxern · · Score: 1

      The problem is they aren't importing at all. They're simply opening the csv in excel and getting upset when it doesn't guess the data type correctly.

      User error, simple as that.

  4. Further proof by ArchieBunker · · Score: 2

    That nobody reads all that shit. The only people reading scientific papers are the people writing scientific papers.

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    1. Re:Further proof by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Further proof that nobody reads all that shit.

      Just tell Republicans that Hillary wrote it and a warehouse full of lawyers and clerks will analyze every character.

    2. Re:Further proof by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      That nobody reads all that shit. The only people reading scientific papers are the people writing scientific papers.

      We should give that a catchy name, like "peer review".

  5. Excel is (almost) a great grid oriented editor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Many, many people use Excel as a grid oriented editor to capture a mix of text and numeric data. It's massive overkill, and the helpful features like automatic date conversion DO get in the way.

    But it's ubiquitously available (either in MS form or various and sundry clones)...so it gets used.

  6. what idiot uses Excel for anything of value? by wardk · · Score: 1

    so basically any gene researching using shit tools like excel is wrong.

    nice.

  7. Re:Excel can kiss my 5" wide anus! by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 3, Funny

    The VisiCalc Song
     
    [ala' "Let's Get Physical", made popular by Olivia Newton-John]
     
    I'm savin' all of those back issues of "Byte"
    Making the micro conversion
    I gotta handle text just right
    Ya know what I mean?
     
    I took you to a local computer store
    Then to a compu-fair shopping spree
    There's nothing left to purchase now
    'less it's, programmability...
     
    [BEGIN Chorus (invoked later)]
    Let's get VisiCalc*, VisiCalc
    I wanna get Visi-Calc, let's invoke VisiCalc
    Let me hear your modem talk, your floppies squawk
    Let me hear your I/O rock...
    [END Chorus]
     
    I've used paper, I've used wood
    Tried to keep my pen on the table
    It's getting hard, this hardware stuff
    Ya know what I mean?
     
    I'm sure you understand what eleven's* do
    You know the software intimately
    You gotta know, you're bringing out
    the VisiPlot* for me...
     
    [Invoke Chorus]

  8. No surprise - same erorrs in finance & ops by RichPowers · · Score: 2

    In the year 2016, a disturbing amount of human activity is run through Excel instead of proper databases.

    A similar study from 2009 tested for errors in various operational spreadsheets and concluded, "Our results confirm the general belief among those who have studied spreadsheets that errors are commonplace." The Financial Times commented on the prevalence of spreadsheet errors in business, saying it's probably a function of training and organizational culture.

    I've heard from a few salespeople in the software industry that their biggest competitor in the SMB space isn't $BigCRMCorp, but Excel spreadsheets that have acreted over the years.

    1. Re:No surprise - same erorrs in finance & ops by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      In the year 2016, a disturbing amount of human activity is run through Excel instead of proper databases.

      A similar study from 2009 tested for errors in various operational spreadsheets and concluded, "Our results confirm the general belief among those who have studied spreadsheets that errors are commonplace." The Financial Times commented on the prevalence of spreadsheet errors in business, saying it's probably a function of training and organizational culture.

      I've heard from a few salespeople in the software industry that their biggest competitor in the SMB space isn't $BigCRMCorp, but Excel spreadsheets that have acreted over the years.

      This absolutely doesn't surprise me. The concept of thinking about where one's data lives is nearly extinct outside of technical circles, and even Access is seen as "too complicated" by a lot of people. The utility of third normal form is obvious to us, but lots of people are perfectly served with pivot tables. How many people receive formal training in any form of database anymore? Even lots of web designers who use MySQL on the back end of their CMS software don't do a whole lot in PHPMyAdmin unless they have to.

      Excel is very simple, ubiquitous, and has a low ceiling of functionality. It's the lowest common denominator, and unfortunately, it's "good enough" for lots of people.

  9. In other news... by acoustix · · Score: 1

    ...scientists are too fucking stupid to use Excel properly. Format your cells correctly. It's not Excel's fault. It's no different than any other occupation that needs to use the tool correctly.

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    1. Re:In other news... by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      "...scientists are too fucking stupid to use Excel properly."

      So, who, other than you of course, is Excel's target audience?

      I can tell you, it's not me.

      I'm only willing to fight with Excel/Open Office when I wand to do plots. And that's only because gnuplot is even more obtuse than the spreadsheets.

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    2. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Biologists and medical doctors are not scientists. Therein lies the problem.

    3. Re:In other news... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So, who, other than you of course, is Excel's target audience?

      Excel's target audience is people who use Excel. Whether those people know how to use it is the issue. Word edits documents just fine too, but that doesn't stop you getting someone manually typing a list of numbers, putting new-lines in instead of paragraph separators, and then everyone wondering why the hell Word's formatting systems proceed to screw up the entire document.

      We in the world put a large number of people in front of a large number of systems without providing any of the basic training required to use it. The above examples I get in my workplace from a consultant, someone who's paid to write documents and yet has never done a course in Word. In his opinion Word was broken because it messed up his documents. In everyone else's opinion the guy should have done some basic training before starting his job.

    4. Re:In other news... by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I didn't make my point well. If people smart enough to decode genomes are too dumb to use Excel "properly", what hope do ordinary users have?

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    5. Re:In other news... by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I didn't make my point well. If people smart enough to decode genomes are too dumb to use Excel "properly", what hope do ordinary users have?

      I wouldn't call them "dumb", but it could easily fall under "Lazy", or "Not Trained Properly" when it comes to the software.

    6. Re:In other news... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I'm too fucking stupid to use Excel properly for any serious scientific analysis. I'm also too fucking stupid to figure out how to drive a screw with a ball-peen hammer.

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  10. It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem ... by perpenso · · Score: 2

    I don't know how much number crunching was actually involved here. I suspect the problem comes from using a spreadsheet as a database. Because databases are, you know, hard.

    It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem. Prefacing the names with a ' would have identified them as a string not to be interpreted as numeric or date. If the researchers couldn't manage this do you really think they could have used a database?

    That said, yes spreadsheet are overused and abused.

  11. Absolutely not limited to scientific publications by Sax+Russell+5449D29A · · Score: 1

    Spreadsheets should be used to present data in the form of a view. Use databases to store data and spreadsheets to create views and statistics of it.

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  12. Lazy by SeattleLawGuy · · Score: 1

    I think the thing that really surprises me is that all my professors told me it was hard to get published, when failing to make sure your data was correctly entered into whatever spreadsheet program you used to for number crunching (and creating graphs) was one of the dead basics of working there. Yet 1 in 5 papers has notable failures here? And nobody noticed before publishing them? What kinds of major errands have gotten in, then, if basic spot checks are getting failed?

    It is hard-ish, at least in a number of fields, unless you are either a big name or doing something of popular interest at the moment.

    Ultimately, though, this kind of error comes down to laziness more than vetting for quality--because a very minor editing mistake should not affect paper publication, but should be caught before publication. All it takes to spot the error is a careful reading of the paper by one of the professor, the grad student, a reviewer, an assistant editor, or an editor. And while hopefully they will add automated checks after this, the fact that that read is not taking place is discouraging. Scientists in particular should be reading every image or graph in their paper closely and asking "what exactly does this mean." The level of precision that goes into editing legal academic articles is insane (italicizing something wrong is a stoning offense), but you don't have to get to nearly that level of detail before at least three different people would spot an error like this.

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  13. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    I think the real source of the problem is many scientists' insistence on naming everything using (what they think is) a clever acronym. it's become a virtual plague in most technical disciplines over the past two or three decades. I think it's directly related to the desire by scientists to somehow become famous beyond their little niches.

    It's gotten so bad that, much of the time, the spelled-out names don't really even make sense.

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  14. Don't knock it by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    ...mutations propelled life.

  15. Not even in top 10 mistakes by burtosis · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just do a google scholar search for large hardon collider. None of them will ever live that down, doubly so when it's the title

    1. Re:Not even in top 10 mistakes by judoguy · · Score: 1

      Obligatory Seinfeld reference: "Not that there is anything wrong with hardon collisions."

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  16. Re:Including this one? by irving47 · · Score: 1

    It was done with Open Office and NotePad

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  17. Im sure MS would make them a custom app by JosephDoeden · · Score: 1

    The project managers who choose excel to enter the data are at fault here. They picked the app AND they did not do the proper quality control. How else can you really see it? It would be obvious at 20%, if that is true, that there were significant errors and the process itself needed to be changed. Instead of you have untold tens of thousands of lost labor hours of data collection for unreliable data in an industry where you certainly cannot settle for data variation. Blaming Excel is entirely lame and it's the same BS lack of accountability that everyone has these days, the same they complain about in their politicians and corporations, while offering none themselves. I see TONS of people use spreadsheets because it formats the data for them. They use it as Word Processor template more than a spreadsheet. This may not be the case here, but the point is you have to use the app within the limits of the app, not expect your needs to magically define the app without an investment of developer time and money to make that happen. I'm sure MS would be happy to work with the needs of an industry that large, wealthy and holding so much potential. Staring the conversation out by blaming their product seems lame. This is what happens when news is all for profit... the comment become the only thing worth read.. and then you realize half of them are just witty bots..........crapception complete

  18. It's just a tool... by ndykman · · Score: 1

    And is limited to how well you use it. As the article noted, OpenOffice and LibreOffice will do they same thing as well. They noted Sheets doesn't, but I can't get Google Sheets to handle dates consistently at all sometimes.

    This is just an excellent example of what works for a large population of users can be a bad thing for a small set of users. After this paper, I expect the error rate to drop dramatically, given how easy the fix is.

  19. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by dcollins · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It could rather be a conversion error. For example, if you have the original in a CSV file (possibly output from one program) where strings have no lead colon, and then load into Excel or LibreOffice, it will (by default) turn everything it can into a numeric format. One needs to be aware of that and ask that the column be converted to text -- which is easy to overlook if you have a column that's mostly non-ambiguous, but somewhere far below is a single date-like name.

    I've gotten hit by this many times with CSVs coming out of our school's learning management system, with long numeric student IDs that get turned into scientific notation in the spreadsheet application. In some sense that's easier to catch, because it will hit a whole column of data at once; but even so it's distressing how often I need to backtrack to resolve that.

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  20. That makes two things excel is not good at by lusid1 · · Score: 1

    Its never been good at math, now we know its not good at presenting data sets either.

  21. So basically by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

    That means genetic scientists can't be arsed to format the relevant columns as text?

  22. Re: It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem . by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

    I think you somehow managed to bolster the GP's point through some weirdly-inverted way. Acronyms are a form of compression to make communication easier. Cutesy acronyms whose long forms are twisted to fit the acronym do not ease communication.

  23. Shitty autocorrect in shitty programm ... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    .. fucks up data handled in program. Film at eleven.

    Honestly, this isn't really news. I consider quite a few pieces of contemporary software on the brink of unusable.
    That also includes modern Word processors, Excel and the Facebook UI. (I use facebook sporadically with a spoof account)

    A software that tries to think for me without communicating this, that tries to babysit me (remember Clippy?) is bound to be somewhere between extremely annoying and dangerous, depending on the situation you want to use it in.

    The first thing you do in Excel is turn off autocorrect entirely. I don't know if that works, but it should, otherwise Excel is more than worthless.
    And, of course, in a spreadsheet autocorrect should be disabled by default. In fact, autocorrect should only run when users specifically tell it to, wether in a word processor, spreadsheet or whatnot - that's my opinion anyway.

    This is not the first time that a modern Spreadsheet - or shall we just call it by it's name? - Excel has screwed up scientific data or other more-or-less critical data big time.

    Excel is a powerful tool often used incorrectly or in situations where it simply doesn't fit. It's a highly complex tool and if it's got rounding errors or similar problems and doesn't tell you how to handle them when they arise with big numbers then somebody has built a shit product. Which with MS would not really a surprise to be honest.
    I'd say a modern spreadsheet should warn you if you're using numbers that are to large for the programms math engine to handle without rounding errors or such. And you probably agree.

    Conclusion:
    I do see fault in the scientists. After all, they should know the tools that they are using and not mess around like some n00b. Although it was probably some unpaid and overworked doctorate who entered the data and there's little to blaim those. ... But I do also see the fault with MS and their mediocre software that has only been banking on it's quasi-monopoly for the last 18 years.

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    1. Re:Shitty autocorrect in shitty programm ... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      A software that tries to think for me without communicating this, that tries to babysit me (remember Clippy?) is bound to be somewhere between extremely annoying and dangerous, depending on the situation you want to use it in.

      "Hello! It seems you just imported a long list of names, but some dates and a few numbers slipped into what otherwise seems to be text." Would haven be the kind of "babysitting" that told the user that some values showed an "anomaly" (compared to the others) and would either prevent mistakes (table header slipped into data rows) or reminded the user to set the data type for a column.

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  24. One of the most annoying features in a great tool by LostMonk · · Score: 1

    Excel's auto-formatting causes me no-end of grief.
    I receive technical sheets of tools from clients, and if you don't know how to process them, Excel will trim leading zeros from manufacturer part numbers and abbreviate long numbers to scientific notation and will convert sizes marked in fractions into dates . . . and in general turn data into meaningless mess.
    And before you jump and yell at me that Excel isn't the right tool for data management - I know . . . There's no avoiding it, everyone out there uses excel.

    I know all the moves and switches and tricks to avoid that, but for the life of me, I don't understand why isn't there a simple switch in the settings that will disable all that auto-formatting crap once and for all.

  25. No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nobody reads them anyway

  26. Software trying to be too smart by WaffleMonster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Type inference in excel has wasted countless hours of my time trying to make sense of corruption caused by third parties using excel. Has gotten to the point where we actively recommend people avoid excel when handling any data they care about. I do fault excel itself because these errors are pervasive. They could have better structured the data imports or made them less creative or asked users for more feedback or have the import do a pass over the entire datasets checking for outliers that may suggest a different type.

    When a critical mass is "doing it wrong" becomes pointless and counterproductive in the real world to continue to point fingers at users. Tools are supposed to be useful and if they tend not to be then that's on them.

    1. Re:Software trying to be too smart by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Type inference in excel has wasted countless hours of my time

      No, no it hasn't.

      trying to make sense of corruption caused by third parties using excel.

      So close and yet so far: your own comment explains that it was caused by third parties using excel... badly.

      I do fault excel itself because these errors are pervasive.

      No, it's because you're ignorant. Every spreadsheet has exactly the same problem. They are designed to work on numbers, first and foremost. If you want to work on text in them, you have to take additional steps.

      They could have better structured the data imports or made them less creative or asked users for more feedback or have the import do a pass over the entire datasets checking for outliers that may suggest a different type.

      They could have, but then they could have easily got it wrong and made people angry in that way. Instead, they are being consistent, and always doing it the same way.

      When a critical mass is "doing it wrong" becomes pointless and counterproductive in the real world to continue to point fingers at users. Tools are supposed to be useful

      Spreadsheets are very useful for doing the job they are meant to do. The problem here is users doing something stupid with a spreadsheet. They should be using a database. You can whip up a web database with CSV import and export from a CMS in a few minutes' time just by clicking. It will enforce data types and it won't mangle anything. They're not even doing spreadsheet-type manipulations, so there is no value to using a spreadsheet. You don't redesign screwdriver handles because some people are using them as hammers.

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    2. Re:Software trying to be too smart by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      No, no it hasn't

      Yes it has.

      So close and yet so far: your own comment explains that it was caused by third parties using excel... badly

      I only care about results not excuses. If I see a pattern of bad data due to avoidable fast and loose type conversation when people use a certain tool I am going to recommend people not use that tool. I don't give a fuck what they did wrong or how someone chooses to characterize the mistake. The only thing I care about is outcomes.

      No, it's because you're ignorant.

      Your right everyone who makes these mistakes is ignorant. So now that we've established pervasive ignorance and blamed the user what good has come from this exercise?

      Every spreadsheet has exactly the same problem. They are designed to work on numbers, first and foremost. If you want to work on text in them, you have to take additional steps.

      My comments are not about spreadsheets themselves they are explicitly about interface between spreadsheets and external data. This is not about the value proposition of loose typing within a spreadsheet.

      A frequent problem is people directly opening up CSV files and the like or cutting and pasting to excel rather than using the import tool. When you do this there are no questions asked and excel assumes whatever it feels like subject to it's own whacky interpretations. This could be avoided up front with better UX.

      They could have, but then they could have easily got it wrong and made people angry in that way. Instead, they are being consistent, and always doing it the same way.

      Statements that cannot be falsified convey no useful information.

      Spreadsheets are very useful for doing the job they are meant to do. The problem here is users doing something stupid with a spreadsheet. They should be using a database.

      Where are you getting information errors expressed by TFA stem from using spreadsheets for purposes they are not suited?

  27. Re: Including this one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It could be. The defective by default design of autocorrect seem to be creeping in everywhere, not just office, but sms, mobile, browser editing, file explorers. It takes in what you actually write, which is correct, and by default messes it up. Beyond catering to stupid.

  28. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

    Or maybe ctrl-A, right-click, Format Cells, "text". Then Excel won't change anything around, and will treat all cells as plain "text" and won't convert anything. Takes maybe 5-10 seconds.

  29. A minor ephiphany by vtcodger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Without diminishing the other comments, it crossed my mind that the issue here is probably not whether Excel was used in the research. It's one of getting backup (supplementary) data into publishable form. That'd occur after the authors(s) had written their paper using their normal toolset for their work and gotten the paper through review. At this point, they are supposed to package up their data in some format dictated by the journal they are publishing in. Apparently .xls is an acceptable format -- which is not irrational. The format is documented and widely supported.

    Anyway, the authors are just cleaning up and getting on with their lives -- cleaning the glassware (if any), paying any bills, archiving their data and scripts, returning borrowed equipment, etc. They are going to convert their data to .xls using whatever quick and dirty tool they can find. I doubt they are going to type tens of thousands of genome codes in manually. They'll use some tool they got from a buddy or write something themselves in Perl or Python or whatever scripting language they know. And they'll check the output to make sure that Excel loads it and that it's about the right length and that the first page or so and the last page look reasonable. And off it goes.

    I don't think most folks outside of IT (and probably most in IT) are all that aware of Excel's flaky and sometimes bizarre data conversions. And, assuming that there's an unambiguous one to one translation between gene codes and excel mangled gene codes, this probably isn't a big deal. Anyone using the archived data will scratch their heads, maybe ask around, figure out what's happened, fix the data, and get on with THEIR research.

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    1. Re:A minor ephiphany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What scientist in their right mind would ever use Microsoft Excel for data analysis? If the journals require a lingua franca data format for the data from the study use comma-separated-values (csv), not a spreadsheet. There is enough fraud in scientific and academic research these days, we should not accept inferior and blatantly inept tools as part of the process.

    2. Re:A minor ephiphany by staalmannen · · Score: 2

      Since I am in biomedical sciences I probably can answer this : most are pretty computer illiterate and actually use MS Office for everything. Entering large data-sets in the spreadsheet is done by copy-paste and not by fancy scripts. In my lab, I am the only linux user, which sort of makes me have to resort to LibreOffice/Zotero for collaborative writing instead of doing LaTeX.

    3. Re:A minor ephiphany by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Excel is in the standard system image provided by IT, and laboratory software is, as a rule, pretty terrible and can have annoying licenses. I'd much rather use Excel than the software that comes with the equipment. If we do anything often enough for it to be worthwhile, we're lucky enough to have software developers that will code it up in C#, but for piddly stuff Excel is more flexible and easier to use than dealing with procuring, licensing, and training everyone on anything else.

    4. Re:A minor ephiphany by umafuckit · · Score: 1

      Apparently .xls is an acceptable format -- which is not irrational.

      Yes it is. Why not CSV? These are just data tables.

    5. Re:A minor ephiphany by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

      What's wrong with simply preformatting the Name column as text?

    6. Re:A minor ephiphany by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      Well, I'd probably use csv. But few folks outside of IT have any idea what it is. And, in fairness xls does allow formulas and allow plots to be specified. If your journal publishes other kinds of papers besides those dealing with lengthy lists of gene codes, maybe xls is a suitable one-size-fits-all data archive format ... maybe ... I guess ...

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    7. Re:A minor ephiphany by Lord+Crc · · Score: 1

      Why not CSV? These are just data tables.

      We get Excel files, we ask for CVS files because of the same issues mentioned in the article, we get Excel files saved as CVS files... with of course the issues mentioned in the article.

    8. Re:A minor ephiphany by neilo_1701D · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with simply preformatting the Name column as text?

      You would be shocked at the number of people I encounter who have no idea that is even possible...

    9. Re:A minor ephiphany by MrLint · · Score: 1

      Ummm so a CSV would be find for actual data storage, but you still need something to actually *do* the analysis. You have conflated a tool with the data storage format.

    10. Re:A minor ephiphany by rbrander · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that. The damning statement is how all these people that the rest of us regard actually more highly than rocket scientists - who haven't put anybody on the moon lately, and biomedical scientists could save our lives - are "computer illiterate".

      There was this time when the excuse for being computer illiterate was age; the dang things just came up on business too fast. But now I'm the retired one, explaining simple Excel things to people 20 years younger. These "biomedical researchers" are mainly under 45, that is, had computers since Jr. High and Windows since college; they've had Excel to study for 20 years, all their careers.

      I saw it with engineering - I was the formal IT guy for 7 years, then switched to become one of the engineers, albeit the local power-user and covert developer. I had expected to become obsolete as I aged, overrun by the superior expertise of people who grew up with computers, programming in elementary school. And there was ONE hacker, 20 years my junior, who could outstrip me on complex bits of configuration and development - and oddly enough, he had become a techie while a biomedical technician, writing Perl scripts to parse endlessly long DNA strings. But then there were nearly 100 engineers in the same company that would make the most eye-rolling mistakes and never even try to learn any underlying understanding of why the spreadsheet does certain things.

      Over and over and over, I would correct something and try to teach some basics, but be put off with a request to just fix that exact problem, they were in a hurry. Not infrequently, they would be back in six months, asking me to do it again, "I forgot, I'm sorry, what was that again?" The uptake on a little bit of real instruction on the 2nd go-round was better, but still not 50%.

      Poor understanding of how to use computer applications is still the greatest barrier to using computers to improve productivity.

    11. Re:A minor ephiphany by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      You do realize this is Excel's default behavior and not something you can disable. IT'S THE FAULT OF EXCEL FOR DOING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

      Jesus people stop dick sucking Microsoft. No one asked for Excel to do this. Only ass-holes in their infinite wisdom thought this would be a good idea.

    12. Re:A minor ephiphany by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      we should not accept inferior and blatantly inept tools as part of the process.

      Inferior is in the eye of the beholder. Just like I fire up calc and not matlab when I want to add two numbers there's a hell of a lot of data analysis you can do in excel easily and faster than any other tool that isn't a standard part of every computer within arms reach.

    13. Re:A minor ephiphany by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      What has data storage got to do with the tool used to analyse the data?

      Sub Question: If someone doesn't understand how to take care of data-types in excel, what makes you think they will understand how those data types are changed when you save the file as CSV, especially since you will get a warning message saying "features" used in the document won't be saved.

      If you use excel the only sane thing to do is save as an XLS file. The only sane way to share data is in this form. Converting to CSV introduces exactly the problem that the summary is talking about, conversions.

    14. Re:A minor ephiphany by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      This error actually highlights this problem. This isn't a problem with Excel, it is a problem with the keyboard chair interface (user error for non IT people). If you change the data type of the field to Text, it will correct the entire issue. Excel is merely helping you with data entry, it can't help it that the short name of certain genes look like scientific notation or dates, it is a function of the program.

      Funny, I went to test this out, and copied and pasted 2310009E13, which for some reason, Chrome (or Excel on the backend?) converted to scientific notation on copy. I had to do Paste Special in Excel to paste that entry into a Text field. The other issue I saw is that if the field was General when you typed it, it is already too late, it has to be Text when you paste the data or it converts it to date notation in text as well.

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    15. Re:A minor ephiphany by crispin_bollocks · · Score: 1

      Presumably the cells contain the original information. If so, it's just a matter of formatting the columns to display properly. First encountered this 20-plus years ago when Excel was popping up dates for my numerical data. That's when I learned about Julioan dates!

    16. Re:A minor ephiphany by Zxern · · Score: 1

      Actually many people asked for this functionality.

      Just because you don't know the proper way to load data into excel (import) not simply open, is not the fault of the program, but the user.

    17. Re:A minor ephiphany by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      There are Engineers, and then there are engineers. I am one type, but I have met plenty of the other.

      It's probably true in many fields of endeavor...

    18. Re:A minor ephiphany by nobodie · · Score: 1

      I am doing some numbers for a small piece of research and using SPSS Statistics. Once I have finished what I need to do it's time to export and.... the only choice is Excel, not because of the software, but because the receiver doesn't know how to use anything else. People at work think I am old (correct) cranky (not really, just opinionated) and crazy (well, ok) because I keep telling them the same thing: FOSS or give up control of your information. Once it is in MS formats it belongs to MS and they can do whatever they like with it. To keep control over it you need free formats, it really is that simple.

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    19. Re:A minor ephiphany by Nunya666 · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with simply preformatting the Name column as text?

      You would be shocked at the number of people I encounter who have no idea that is even possible...

      Same here, and I work with accountants every day. Most of them know how to use Excel, but they only use what others have built. Most don't understand formulas, and nested formulas absolutely baffle them.

      I am still shocked at how often accountants ask me for help with an Excel problem. Questions about complex problems make sense, but I'm talking about simple formulas, or just getting data from one tab/sheet to another tab/sheet.

      Their lack of knowledge is pretty good job security for me, but wow.

      Enough /. for a while. Back to VBA and automating another XL workbook.

  30. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by Phillip2 · · Score: 2

    The problem is that the not all tools require a ' to stop this behaviour. And, in fact, adding this may well break these tools.

    Ultimately, this is not a new problem. It was first noted about a decade ago in yeast (which uses a lot of very date like gene names). It's a bit depressing it's still happening.

    I'm unconvinced that this can be classed as a user error, though. Excel is using a heuristic to determine the data type of a field (probably on a per cell, not per column basis). And that heuristic is failing.

  31. Re: It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem . by Phillip2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No, this would be a disaster. The acronyms have the advantage that they are, relatively, semantics-free., If we turned them into long hand, then they would describe the gene in some way. Which means that the descriptions in the knowledge would go out of date, or would have to be changed. It's a recipe for instability.

    It is very easy to laugh at biologists and think that you know how to manage data better than they do. In some cases, you may be right, but in this case it is not so. Identifiers are there to identify and not describe. This is something we learned with Linneaus, and have stuck with since.

  32. Have no fear!!! by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

    Climatologists don't use Excel.

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    1. Re:Have no fear!!! by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

      My mistake! They *do* use Excel.

      http://regclim.coas.oregonstat...

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  33. Financial 'Industry' and generally too. by hughbar · · Score: 2

    See http://www.forbes.com/sites/sa... for example. It's endemic. They'll probably derail civilisation as we know it eventually, bridges falling, weapons launched. Then, when we're back to the caves/trees and eating nuts and berries (not a bad life outside the cubicles, really), we will curse the evil god Ex-cel and provide blood sacrifices on altars (inscribed with A1, C2 etc.) to keep him away?

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  34. Re: Including this one? by Maritz · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can see how it helps with people who don't spell very well. But for people who can, it's an outright hinderance. Also, they should grow up and add profanity, The puritan dictionary is a ducking disgrace, utterly shot.

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  35. Re: Including this one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There's exactly the same problem with OpenOffice spreadsheets.

  36. Re: Including this one? by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    From today's bash.org successor:

    It says a lot about you if your Autocorrect turns Voltaire into Voltaren or the other way round....

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  37. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by bickerdyke · · Score: 2

    Which is too late if the damage has already been done. And if the first 2000 lines look ok, no one is going to do that because, hey, the auto import worked!

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  38. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh, yeah, the single quote - so obvious that the solution to the problem of Excel's stupid, stupid, stupid default behavior of *silently modifying your data* is to put a freaking Single Quote character in front of every cell data element.

    Why can't the default behavior be that the data is just not modified, at all, unless I tell Excel I want it to be.

  39. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    Here is why for those without the background.
    Typed variables in a database completely eliminate this issue.

    If the users had used a database, even one of the MS ones (one of which newbies can deal with within a week), that would have solved it which was the poster above's point that you were unable to grasp

    And how would that helped when publishers requested their supplementary data in Excel format?

    They are scientists and more likely than not the did use some tools for scientific number crunching ("R") or similar that kept and processed data in typed variables or even kept the raw data in an actual database. But you can't ship your Oracle server to reviewers by email and in lack of a document-like database format, peope are turning to Excel.

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  40. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by dbIII · · Score: 1

    And how would that helped when publishers requested their supplementary data in Excel format?

    Did they do that? Obviously you do not know and are making things up. Why bother to lie over something so trivial?

  41. Re: Including this one? by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    I hate autocorrect with a passion and turn it off when possible. Some programs won't let you turn it off, or if they let you, they turn it back on the next time you use it.

    I sure hope it's not on the voting machines this November!!

  42. Re:Absolutely not limited to scientific publicatio by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    then you only need a way to attach that database to that email with the excel file, too....

    But yes, that would be the proper way. But we would still need a lightweight database-as-simple-document format. Heck, that even COULD BE Excel with a special type of data-worksheets in a document that enforce data structure and do not allow formatting. For all teh use cases where you don't need the performance or multi-user or transactions/data integrity/replication of an actual database server.

    The task of mailing out a file with database-data should be much simpler.

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  43. Re:If you're using Excel you're doing it wrong by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    98% of the Excel usage I've seen in in appropriate.

    But for 98% of THAT, the "appropriate" tool would have been a database.

    Which usually requires a dedicated database server (we DO want to do it right after all this time), a DBMS including team for operating and maintanance, complete knowledge of the database design beforehand (in research?) and admin resources to set up the database.

    So we blew out thousands of $ and haven't stored a single line of data yet. But at least we did it right.

    And we still don't have a useable frontend for data entry and reporting, and can't send out the data to a reviewer in a different organisation in a file they can open as they would an Excel file

    All in all, doing things the the "appropriate" way is wishful thinking. So people are going for 2nd best alternative to a proper database, but Access is not installed for various reasons. And that's why they end up with Excel. sad, but nothing you can blame the user for.

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  44. Re:Including this one? by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

    It's not just Excel. Anything using the MS ODBC CSV driver to load a csv file with the correct data will also get all of these issues enless you know how to fromat a scema.ini file.

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  45. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by Christopher+Fritz · · Score: 1

    The single quote won't help when pasting in multiple cells of unformatted data, however. One should always change the column's data type from something other than "General", such as to "Text", before pasting in unformatted data.

  46. Test-driven Excel by trawg · · Score: 1

    I'm a relative newbie to Excel but the first thing I learned was never to trust any of the cells where any calculations are performed.

    As my spreadsheets got more and more complex I quickly realised small errors in one worksheet could manifest themselves in really ugly - but very subtle - ways. One simple-looking calculation on one worksheet could blow out an entire model if it there was even a small typo.

    I suspect many people using Excel haven't learned this lesson yet. I was lucky that I noticed it myself before learning the hard way.

    My solution was to have entirely separate worksheets where I would basically apply rough/simple TDD principles - have some known quantities and results in any complex calculation sections and make sure they were clearly visible at all time. That way as the spreadsheet evolves it can help you catch small errors before they ruin their day.

    I'm sure pro Excel people have many more useful tricks.

  47. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

    Proper use of Schema.ini or renaming the file to .txt importing it and manually specifying which columns are text, date & numeric. Basically as far as the csv imports concerned it's the ODBC driver that's being too helpful

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  48. Submitted without comment by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    What kinds of major errands have gotten in, then, if basic spot checks are getting failed?

  49. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    One needs to be aware of that and ask that the column be converted to text -- which is easy to overlook if you have a column that's mostly non-ambiguous, but somewhere far below is a single date-like name.

    My process for importing into a spreadsheet includes always making sure to check the data type for each column. If you do that, then it is very difficult to overlook.

    The basic problem here is not that the tools function as designed, which is actually very useful. I use spreadsheets fairly regularly for mundane list-mangling tasks. The problem is people not knowing how to use the tools. You see this everywhere you go in academia. Literally every position on a college campus typically now requires familiarity with Microsoft Office, and just about every college campus has got a class in Office, yet an IT pro working at a college will spend a significant amount of time answering stupid questions about Office that anyone with even passing familiarity could answer, and which can trivially be answered with the help system. And you can identify the problem, and communicate it to their superior, and they still won't wind up enrolled in the Office class. They got the job on a fraudulent basis (claiming knowledge they didn't have) and the school would rather not educate instructors to bring them up to the requirements for some reason, probably because they'd have to pay them to attend the class which would qualify them to have the job they've already been given.

    Perhaps before you're allowed to make a scientific paper, you should be forced to learn how to use a computer.

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  50. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Why can't the default behavior be that the data is just not modified, at all, unless I tell Excel I want it to be.

    The default behavior is to treat the field as whatever you've told the spreadsheet that it is. By default, every cell is set up for numeric data types. The same is true on a CSV import. In either case there is a simple way to prevent it happening; select a text format for cells in the sheet, or select a text type for the column while importing. The problem is misuse of tools, not a problem with the tool. You wouldn't complain that a band saw is capable of removing fingers, would you?

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  51. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by BringsApples · · Score: 1

    With things in the IT world ever-changing, it's difficult even for IT professionals to keep up sometimes. I imagine that scientists are only using the tools available to them in the best way they know how. I seriously doubt that much of their time is spent keeping up with whatever new shit excel implements. In fact, when I think of who gets shit on the most by the constant changes to the programs that we all use, it's scientists. We all know that probably most scientists have the brain-power to understand/adjust to changes in the programs that they use, but they probably don't have the time.

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  52. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

    You aren't going to send a publisher your raw data in its original format... Excel is a super common way to transmit a subset of data from a database. There are new standards coming out next year for file formats for some sorts of studies. It should alleviate the issue some.

  53. Mod parent up. Sloppy editing of science articles. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Wow! I'm amazed that an organization could make the mistake of calling the hadron collider a "hardon collider".

  54. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

    Yes! My thought on the article was, what is the problem? It's not like Excel alters the underlying data, all you have to do is correctly change the column type. This is just a display problem, not even a conversion problem. If someone is taking the data into some other tool it will be correct.

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  55. Auto conversion is the bane scientists by Bohnanza · · Score: 2

    Once we ran all our British chemical patent info through software to convert it to good old-fashioned American English. All instances of Tungsten Carbide (WC) were converted to "Toilet".

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  56. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

    If I open a new spreadsheet (without a template) the default behavior is to convert data types to randomness. Some numbers are interpreted as dates, and so on.
    Not only that, but frequently, having converted it, I am unable to reset. Instead Excel will display #ERROR or some such nonsense, even though clicking on the cell will show the original data in the toolbar area.
    Please tell me you understand why this is a design flaw. The default behavior for an application like Excel should be to preserve data, not convert it. Just as the default behavior for a Word Processor should not include making decisions about how I want text formatted without me explicitly formatting it - changing font, indentation, line spacing, etc. Yet, Microsoft Word does this too, and then doesn't even include an option to show me what formatting codes are responsible, so that I can remove them, and restore the text to un-formatted.

    This is simply crap programming from MS, as per usual.

  57. For heaven's sake by dhaen · · Score: 1

    Since the beginning of Lotus 123 I've been entering "just text" into cells, either by formatting or originally by adding an apostrophe in front of the text. Just use the tools you've been given, properly.

  58. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 1

    It's not a conversion or a user error. The Excel sheet is applying random mutations on the data. It's called evolution. Look it up, buddy.

  59. It's actually 19.4% by radish · · Score: 2

    But they used the wrong rounding mode.

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  60. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by jbengt · · Score: 2

    This is just a display problem, not even a conversion problem.

    No, it is a conversion problem.
    True, if you make the column text in the import .csv "wizard" , it won't convert.
    But if Excel does convert text to a date or to a number, you lose the original text and have to import again to get it back.
    Numbers displayed in scientific notation (or any other format) and dates displayed however Excel is set up to display them, are stored internally as just numbers, and the original text is not saved anywhere.

  61. Not the first time Office led to published errors by Scoth · · Score: 1

    Back in the day, old versions of Word only had "co-operation" in its dictionary, and would autocorrect "cooperation" to "Cupertino". This sounded like one of those urban legend things until I searched Google Books for some common constructs. You'll find hundreds of examples like the cupertino of and Cupertino Between (has some real uses but most aren't)

  62. This still? by thrig · · Score: 1

    You should have seen the researcher's face when I told them Excel was (and had been) corrupting his data input (of yes genes). I forget what year this was, somewhere in the 1999-2002 range.

  63. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by jbmartin6 · · Score: 2

    You are right, I stand corrected. I thought that the converted cell would revert back to the raw data if the column type was changed, or if one exported as CSV. A little testing shows I was wrong.

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  64. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by Yunzil · · Score: 1

    Why can't the default behavior be that the data is just not modified, at all, unless I tell Excel I want it to be.
    Flag as Inappropriate

    Because 99% of the time that's not what everybody else wants.

  65. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

    I'm unconvinced that this can be classed as a user error, though. Excel is using a heuristic to determine the data type of a field

    I disagree.

    If you're using typed data, you have to cast it as something when it's stored. As far as I can tell, the Excel heuristic hasn't changed much since the 1990s.

    With a 20+ year history, it's user error if they do not account for it.

    It is dead simple to select a column and set its data type to Text, which is appropriate for gene names and will prevent any alteration of the input.

    If there is an option that accomplishes exactly what the user wants and the user does not select that option, well, that's basically the definition of user error.

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  66. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by Yunzil · · Score: 1

    Please tell me you understand why this is a design flaw.

    No, because it isn't.

    This is simply crap programming from MS, as per usual.

    Nope, it's pretty good programming. They're just not programming for you.

  67. According to my calculations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    20% is a full 1 in 7 (via Excel 2016)...

  68. Fun with Excel by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    Try entering your credit card number into an Excel sheet. Yup, it's unexpected. You Excel mavens know this already, so move on. This is Excel goofiness for dummies.

    First, you'll see it in scientific notation. Go ahead, set it Number format, and remove the decimals.

    Now, see what ya got, the whole number, right?

    No. Your credit card doesn't end in a zero, does it?

    Oh, re-enter it, since the zero is there forever. I double-dog-dare you to get that last digit back without re-entering it.

    Try a custom format: Make Type 0000000000000000 (that's 16 zeros for those of you in Rio Linda).

    Yeah, that fixed it, right? No?

    Ok, last time, re-enter the card again, but put an apostrophe in first...

    Success?

    Microsoft can't yet imagine why anyone would need 16 significant digits. Or more likely the binary needed to do that is more than 8 bits, and so there we are, do we go all 16-bit and drive storage? Or something.

    Oh, and that apostrophe? Save the sheet as CSV. Open it in a text editor, replace '4 or '5 with just 4 or 5. Hope you didn't have a string '4 or '5 for some other purpose. Enjoy.

    Researchers probably don't proof their spreadsheets for publication.

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    1. Re:Fun with Excel by BundesSheep · · Score: 1

      I wonder why they don't just leave the original contents, as entered or imported, alone and just convert when viewed. Wouldn't that solve the problem?

  69. I wish Excel had custom data types by swb · · Score: 1

    And not just data formatting.

    It would be nice to be able to define a data type and some rules and limits of progression.

    I could see the value in defining an arbitrary data type that was comprised of a fixed set ("Apples", "Pears", "Oranges", "Bananas") with no progression (ie, no set member has precedence or rank) or perhaps some with progression or rank (fetus, infant, toddler, child, adolescent, adult, senior). Cells formatted as belonging to a data type would only accept those values as valid entries, and sorting would apply the set's rules of simple progression if there were any.

    It might help for other numeric-based data types, such as IP addresses, where it would be helpful to define rules of progression around some kind of delimiter. If they could only add one new data type, I wish it was IP addresses.

    There's probably complex ways of doing this with macro/scripting, but, they end up being complex and one of the main reasons so many people use Excel because it makes it trivial to manage lists. Trivial tasks that get made complex end up being done sloppy.

  70. Hype by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    Is this problem need for alarm by Microsoft or is this a case where more scientists should be double-checking their work?

    No.

    The data isn't lost. Excel just displays it in an inconvenient way. Highlight column - right click - Format cell - Text - OK. Done. Sheesh.

    1. Re:Hype by Dwedit · · Score: 1

      The data IS lost if it was copy-pasted as text from such a formatted sheet into another formatted sheet.

  71. Not entirely a user problem. by moeinvt · · Score: 1

    A 20% error rate on 35,000 files isn't entirely a user problem. Yes, the user ultimately has complete control and the issue could have been corrected if the user had carefully verified the data. In that sense, it's a user problem. However, if the tool is so counter-intuitive that roughly 20% of a large sample people make the same mistake, it's Excel's problem too.

    I wonder if an aluminum extension ladder analogy is a first on /. ?

    Consider an aluminum extension ladder... :-)

    Suppose the locking mechanism on the ladder worked properly when the user carefully verified that it was engaged. The user has complete control. If the mechanism was so counter-intuitive that 20% of the users ended up making the same error and falling off, it wouldn't be brushed off as a problem with stupid or careless users. There's no question whatsoever that the manufacturer would be held partially responsible. Hell, if they sold 35,000 ladders and found out that there had been 100 accidents because of confusion about the lock, they'd yank the product off the market immediately and probably face lawsuits.

  72. The never-ending saga of No Editor present by gordguide · · Score: 1

    This is just another example of the seemingly complete absence of any Editor at any publication in the modern world. It is the Editor's job to read and select submissions, and have said submissions vetted for a laundry list of errors. The more obvious ones, such as spelling and basic grammar, seem to be absent from a huge number of publishers (online and in print).

    If you are a Scientific or Medical Journal, whose business it is to publish Papers and collect advertising dollars or subscription fees (or both), then it's part of the Editor's job to vet errors that are common in Scientific or Medical Papers. Such as this one identified by the article.

    If there is but one Editor, then that person is required to complete all the tasks expected of an Editor. If there is money for more staff, then it's the job of the Editor to assign duties to junior employees to do such grunt work, and then it's the Editor's job to monitor these employees and their work. Again, the ultimate responsibility is the Editor.

    If you publish online or in print, you need someone, maybe it's you, maybe it's an employee for hire, but someone none the less, to perform this task. It is not optional. Yet for some reason various "publishers" show their lack of skill at their chosen profession.

    There has always been bad magazines, journals, and newspapers. Generally they went broke because people would punish this behaviour by not buying whatever it was they were selling (advertising, library subscriptions, individual subscriptions, etc) and they would mercifully dissapear.

    Today we can add blogs and online news or science sites to the list. The average internet user has shown themselves to be less discerning than the print reading public of the past, when the dull and stupid simply didn't read anything.

    Today everyone from moron to genius reads online, and there is money to be made from serving ads to the idiots of the world, as they can be reached at an economically viable number.

    Maybe we will someday return to a publishing world where the poor examples of the art flounder and die. Regardless, if you don't have an Editor or someone performing an Editor's function, you are putting yourself firmly in the lot of the un-dererving of respect. Journals who would like to instead be respected should be vetting submissions for these well-known (amongst actual Science and Journal Editors of competence) errors and correcting them before accepting the paper for publication.

    It really is that simple.

  73. Re:Incentives by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    Apparently the science hating mods either don't get irony, or don't like how it demonstrates the parent's point is utter crapola.

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  74. editors by ooloorie · · Score: 1

    This is the job of editors and peer review. In fact, it is their primary job.

    A peer reviewed paper need not be factually true (editors and peer reviewers can't determine that), but it should be largely free of obvious formal errors, like using a date instead of a technical term.

  75. strictly Excel's fault by ooloorie · · Score: 1

    Automatic formatting of spreadsheet data was a mistake. Furthermore, it was a mistake Microsoft could have fixed (and still can fix) by flagging and highlighting autoformatted cells that seem inconsistent with the cells around them.

  76. Re: Including this one? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    It could be. The defective by default design of autocorrect seem to be creeping in everywhere, not just office, but sms, mobile,

    What annoys the crap out of me is every now and then when I am typing a text my phone decides that the first letter of every word in the message needs to be capitalized and automatically changes them.

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  77. sloth is eternal by epine · · Score: 1

    The default behavior is to treat the field as whatever you've told the spreadsheet that it is. By default, every cell is set up for numeric data types. ... The problem is misuse of tools, not a problem with the tool.

    A process of "five whys" applied to the present discussion immediately reveals "default numeric" as bad policy in academic research.

    A sane default would be "untyped" or "exactly as entered" which shifts sins of omission into sins of commission, this being far more compatible with the culture and standards of scientific journal publication than what Microsoft originally chose, mainly for the convenience of boutique-reseller power demos. Also, the more collaborative the environment, the more important it becomes to enforce a strong-typed, sin-of-commission data model.

    This is all covered in the first week of Graybeard 101 as taught with slate tablets back in the stone age. I was there in 1985. Microsoft has had wool in its ears since forever. Still doesn't make it right, does it?

    Furthermore, anyone who really cares about data pipeline integrity writes an export function from the derived format back to the raw input format, until they come out exact, or every difference is adjudicated and signed off, which is incorporated into an automatic validation task which can be repeated at any point in time for the life of the project.

    CRAN Task View: Reproducible Research

    LaTeX was originally written in the early 1980s by Leslie Lamport at SRI International.

    Leslie Lamport won the Turing Award in 2013 for his uber graybeard rectitude, if anyone cares to notice. Douglas McIlroy made his seminal contributions in 1968 (Bill Gates was thirteen, but perhaps he was already set in his ways). John Backus delivered his Turing Award lecture "Can programming be liberated from the von Neumann style?" in 1977, which inaugurated the modern tradition in functional languages (Bill Gates was then twenty-three).

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  78. self-response addendum by epine · · Score: 2

    Penn Jillette on Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, And Why He's All in on Gary Johnson — 2 August 2016

    I watched this video yesterday. There a fabulous exchange 24:30–30:00 on truth and naievity.

    You go through a period when you're sixteen, seventeen, eighteen when truth really obsesses everybody. And then I think you're supposed to kind of sort of grow out of it. And I didn't. It really remains of complete interest to me. ... I'm not bothered at all by people being wrong. ... I have such a naive point of view, to almost not believing it, that people can have information and represent the opposite of that. I just find that so appalling and, in a certain way, fascinating.

    Once upon a time I would have ventured that most Slashdot readers would want to view this. It had me thinking about my own life 1985–1995 where I watched the software industry turning into a train wreck, where every seventh train car is painted bright orange and lettered in an ominous Area 51 black stencil font "patch Tuesday", with sparks flying off wheels seized (and reseized) for so long they resemble lopsided pentagons.

    I used to think to myself "surely these are just temporary conditions due to the extreme rate of expansion of the software industry, and it will all settle back down to sanity as we crest the exponential growth phase". But no. Like Jillette, I was a die-hard naievitarian. Lesson learned.

  79. Don't use Excel for CSV files! by gosand · · Score: 1

    It's not like Excel alters the underlying data, all you have to do is correctly change the column type.

    Oh! but it does - once you save it.

    If you open a CSV with Excel by default, it will simply read in the values and format it how it sees fit.
    Then if you save it, even as a csv, it will give you a warning saying something like "some of the features are not compatible with this format type"
    If you proceed, your file is now changed. I have seen scientific notation changed like this. Many columns and rows, you may miss a malformatting and save it as csv. Boom, your data is now toast.

    It is why I always look at my CSV files with a text editor first, and only open copies in Excel.
    And if you use a real editor like vi, even opening files with millions of rows isn't an issue.

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    1. Re: Don't use Excel for CSV files! by skipandmary1017 · · Score: 1

      I use .csv file often, without issues. HOWEVER, I NEVER open a .csv file with Excel. Rather I IMPORT the data into Excel via Data > Get External Data ... I control the data type of each column in this way, and columns that I do not want converted, I assign as TEXT, and columns I want converted as dates, I assign as MDY, DMY, YMD as required.

    2. Re: Don't use Excel for CSV files! by gosand · · Score: 1

      Good point, I will have to remember that.

      However, it's all too tempting to double-click that csv file that is associated with Excel. How could it not work - THERE IS AN EXCEL ICON RIGHT THERE ! :)

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  80. Re: It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem . by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    The acronyms have the advantage that they are, relatively, semantics-free., If we turned them into long hand....

    This is a false choice. Just because shorthand names are preferable doesn't mean they have to be acronyms, whose tortured derivations often distance the "shorthand name" from its derivation.

    Disease researchers, for example, seemingly don't fall into the trap - H1N1 is nice and short, is descriptive of the virus, easy to remember AND is not an acronym.

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  81. Real scientists use R and S and C on Linux by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Seriously, we have Terabytes of data storage, even in collapsed form, So we use shell scripts written by code in Perl and CGI to run against massive data files spit out by large databases.

    Just do the Math.

    Now, if you want to say small labs doing biological research have occasional false hits, due to open access searches against common repositories, I might believe you. To be frank, though, you should have read all the notes yourself.

    I'm far more worried about a tired research assistant or grad student doing stuff like this and it not being caught before publication.

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  82. Proof Reading by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

    I guess proof reading papers is now a lost art.

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  83. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
    Usually we butt heads on this forum, but here I basically agree. It's a corollary to "you can't make things foolproof because fools are too ingenious".

    "If you make a tool foolproof then fools will use it." And the remainder of that sentence could be "and then complain when they get the wrong answer."

  84. Re:Absolutely not limited to scientific publicatio by Sax+Russell+5449D29A · · Score: 1

    then you only need a way to attach that database to that email with the excel file, too....

    Well, not really. If you consider a spreadsheet as a view of a normal relational database, unlike database views, a spreadsheet is a permanent representation of the original data and can be for example emailed and viewed easily. In most circumstances the recipient would likely not need the database nor know how to use it.

    This way the data is strongly typed in the database and data operations are a lot safer. Software often used in scientific studies, such as IBM's SPSS, are pretty much a database anyway, so it's not a big leap to use an actual relational database.

    But I don't see this happening. Ever. So back to broken Exceling. :-(

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  85. CSV by dbIII · · Score: 1

    I call bullshit and point you at CSV if they are going to use MS Excel.

    1. Re:CSV by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      And most people interact with CSVs with Excel, botch it all up, and paste it into their Word document for their report.

  86. Re: Including this one? by RDW · · Score: 1

    'Defective by design' is exactly it. On a standard Windows/Office system everything is set up to make this error the default behaviour, and the problem with gene names is so prevalent that we include a warning about it in our genomics course. The typical situation is: some upstream tool generates a very long gene list (maybe with thousands of rows) in CSV format. So far so good. But then a naive user wants to do some simple manipulation of the data and double-clicks the file to open it. Its icon includes the Excel logo and, sure enough, Excel is registered as the default application for CSV files, so it opens as a spreadsheet in Excel. Everything seems to be fine - there's a nice column of gene symbols that all seem to be correct. But hundreds or thousands of rows further down, something looks like a date and has been 'helpfully' converted into one by Excel. At this point, you can't reverse the change by changing the data type of the column - the corruption has happened silently on import and will be permanent in any saved (even CSV) version of the file. The counterintuitive but correct way to deal with a genomics CSV file (if you're mad or uninformed enough to use Excel in the first place) is to open Excel first, then run a file import with the data type specified for each column (for gene symbols, you need 'text' rather than 'general'). The answer to all this is education (avoid Excel, but if you must use it, understand the dumb way it works), but would it kill Microsoft to change the default behaviour to something more sensible (this can hadly be the only use case where this is an issue), and to include a global setting to switch it off?

  87. Re: Including this one? by almitydave · · Score: 1

    It says a lot about you if your Autocorrect turns Voltaire into Voltaren or the other way round....

    ...taken or applied to reduce inflammation...

    That's the opposite of what Voltaire was trying to achieve, wasn't it?

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  88. Re: Including this one? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    Afraid it might autocorrect Hillary to be Hitler?

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  89. Re:Incentives by PatientZero · · Score: 1

    I sure hope they develop peer review some day!

    That sounds like a fantastic PhD research topic.

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  90. Re: Including this one? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    but would it kill Microsoft to change the default behaviour to something more sensible (this can hadly be the only use case where this is an issue)

    Science users with thousands of rows of data are a negligible market compared to beancounter-wannabes with a dozen (or maybe even up to 5 dozen) rows of data. So, to answer your question, yes it would kill Microsoft to change the default from behaviour that covers up common wannabe-beancounters errors.

    Oh, the fuck-wittery of working round Excel v5 bugs like this to deal with combining hundreds of thousands of lines of data throughout the 1990s. And 2000s. And 2010s. And you an guess what I anticipate fucking with in the 2020s.

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  91. Re: Including this one? by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

    I think papers should use formats that are less proprietary and more community based, such as those supported by Open Office.

    But why use ODS or XLS at all to share data? If data needs to be read as data, then maybe CSV would be better and allow the viewer to interpret the meaning and format. If the data is for visual appeal then maybe it should be in an entirely graphical form to ensure that data is interpreted as the authors intended. Or provide both, so there is no ambiguity.

  92. Re:Including this one? by Zxern · · Score: 1

    Or simply use the import function and set the data types manually, like you should be doing, instead of leaving it up to excel to try and figure out what the data types are supposed to be based on the data in the field.

    The data looks like a date so excel sets it as date field. It's doing exactly what it is supposed to do. If you have complex data tables in a csv format you should be using import.

  93. just noticed? by DriveDog · · Score: 1

    No surprise. Most MS stuff tries to guess what you want and gets it wrong more often than right. Excel's guessing at data types is horrible and causes a lot more problems than just this. What's more, the guessing at what you want repeated is sometimes unreliable and unpredictable, leaving people with a repeated date when they wanted an incremented one or more often the other way around. While I'm at it... Excel made spreadsheet output "pretty", but still doesn't offer a true third dimension (that can be easily referenced within formulae).

  94. Re:It was user error, not a spreadsheet problem .. by cwsumner · · Score: 1

    This is a consequence of trying to make things easy enough for anyone to use. The usual attempt is to make it automatic, but making the computer smarter than the user is to lose control over what is happening.

    "Make a machine even a fool can use, and only a fool would want to use it."

    But computers are too new, for the actual knowledge to have propogated through humanity, yet...
    Maybe another hundred years?

  95. Re: Including this one? by chadenright · · Score: 1

    Totally offtopic, Rockdoctor, but your sig has convinced me I ought to one day get a pet dinosaur. Do you know offhand which living family is closest to dromaeosauridae?

  96. Re: Including this one? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    (Phylo-)Genetially they're all similarly distant. Not as distant as crocodiles or tuataras (common other contenders for "surviving dinosaurs"), but they all come from a theropod group which shared ancestors with the dromaeosauridae.

    In terms of behaviour and appearance, most commentators would suggest one of the ratites - ostrich, emu or ... cassowary. On the other hand, all of these are fairly likely to rip your liver out and show it to you while your vision turns red and fades out and they tuck in.

    Psittaciformes (parrots) are one of the more deeply rooted families in the modern bird family tree. If you want a pet bird, a captive-bred (not, for fuck's sake, a wild-caught one) is a good place to start thinking. Since they often live into the high decades, be prepared for a lifetime commitment.

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