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HP Printers Have A Pre-Programmed Failure Date For Non-HP Ink Cartridges (myce.com)

An anonymous reader quotes some harsh allegations from Myce.com: Thousands of HP printers around the world started to show error messages on the same day, the 13th of September... HP printers with non-HP cartridges started to show the error message, "One or more cartridges appear to be damaged. Remove them and replace them with new cartridges"... When [Dutch online retailer 123ink] emailed their customers asking them if they wanted to check if their printer also had issues, they received replies from more than 1,000 customers confirming the issue...

Consumers who complained to HP were told the error was caused by using non-HP cartridges. A day later HP withdrew that statement and explained the issues were a side effect of a firmware update, [but] printers without any internet access started to reject non-HP cartridges. Therefore it's very unlikely that a firmware update caused the issues and the only other logical explanation is that HP programmed a date in its firmware on which non-HP cartridges would no longer be accepted.

"Printer worked fine for nine months," complains one of many angry users on HP's web site. "Then on 9/13 HP uploaded without my permission a firmware update that caused a message 'damaged cartridge' for all my cartridges and then it refused to print."

387 comments

  1. Other than Brother... by HBI · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is there a printer vendor that doesn't play games with the consumables?

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    1. Re: Other than Brother... by slazzy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thanks HP, now I know to never buy your products agaim.

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    2. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Even Brother will tell you your cartridge is low when it's not. Some black electrical tape solved that one.

      Like we can't tell when the toner is low.

    3. Re:Other than Brother... by xlsior · · Score: 1

      Is there a printer vendor that doesn't play games with the consumables?

      Look for the one that charges six times as much for the printer itself?

    4. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brother doesn't as far as I know. But their toners are so good and my usage so light that I tend to move and buy a new printer before I need to replace the toner.

    5. Re:Other than Brother... by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Best bet is to get a laser printer. Inkjets are basically designed to have high consumable costs. If you don't print often enough, the ink will dry out. If you print a lot, the ink costs will be high. I got a cheap laser printer about 5 years back and it has served me well. I've only had to get 1 toner cartridge after the original that came with it. It's a Samsung. Of course, their printer division is getting bought out by HP. At work we use Brother printers and they seem to be very reliable. The cartridges are reasonably priced for the number of pages they print. You can use third party toner, but we don't because the price difference isn't that much.

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    6. Re:Other than Brother... by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Funny brother, the company that wouldn't scan when a cart was low not playing games.

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    7. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Canon imageclass printer (MFN216n) doesn't do anything like that. No bloat, no buggy drivers or anything either. Our kyocera printer doesn't at work doesn't bother us with consumables but its driver is kind of buggy though (and it creates an annoying snmp folder in the root of C: drives)... Our previous Ricoh one had driver issues too (like causing photoshop to crash on new documents if it was set as the default printer). Our Samsungs have been alright I guess, but now that they're been bought by HP we're not gonna be buying more of them. I guess I'm staying with Canon for the foreseeable future.

    8. Re:Other than Brother... by xlsior · · Score: 4, Informative

      IIRC the brother cartridge has a small peephole with a mirror on the far side, and if an infrared beam reflects back it means that there is no toner in between the window and the mirror. With the dark tape in place it won't see the reflected beam, the low toner won't trigger, and you can keep on printing.

      While it perhaps triggers early, at least it requires a certain amount of toner to have been used at all. Some other vendors use a chip that simply counts the pages, and will claim that you're low/out after -x- pages regardless of how much or little toner you've actually used.

    9. Re:Other than Brother... by Panoptes · · Score: 1

      I'm so cheesed off with HP (and other makes that want to lock you in to buying genuine replacement cartridges) that I'm switching to an Epson L655 'ink tank' printer. The purchase cost is high, but the economy (and convenience) of ink tanks more than offset this for me.

    10. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Epson, I think, at least they sell a few models that work with ink tanks, and you purchase the ink by bottle, a lot cheaper than HP cartridges and pretty good quality, currently printing on a L355 color multifunctional and a M105 B&W printer, both with ink tanks that last a few thousands pages before refilling.

    11. Re:Other than Brother... by C0L0PH0N · · Score: 2

      My Brother laserjet (HL-L2360D) has a "setting" which will override the "cartridge is empty" message. That is to say, it will warn that the cartridge is empty, but it will keep printing forever. That is good, as shaking the cartridge and keeping an eye on it gives a few extra weeks worth of printing. It is not an obvious setting, but it is there!! Of course, a day will come when the printing starts to get light, and then of course, need to change the cartridge. But I am happy to take responsibility for a few wasted "light" pages in order to get many weeks more out of a cartridge than the warning claims.

    12. Re:Other than Brother... by djk1024 · · Score: 2

      I'll second this solution. Good color laser printers are available at a reasonable price now. I print seldom, but when I do, I want good clean copy. I was always faced with dried ink on my inkjets. Finally got a cheap color laser, a Ricoh, and have been much happier with my general printing solution.

    13. Re:Other than Brother... by ravenshrike · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's saying it's low, which doesn't mean replace, it means get off your lazy ass and buy a new one so when you run out you can pop the new one in immediately, thus interrupting workflow for a minimum amount of time.

    14. Re: Other than Brother... by Jason1729 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I used HP printers for years starting with a LaserJet II. From about 2000 on, they were nothing but trouble, constant cartridge errors, clogs, etc. With both OEM and non-OEM ink. One with a scanner had the scanner self-destruct after about 20 page scans.

      About 5 years ago, I bought a canon. It's been through about 150 non-OEM cartridges. It's sat idle for a month and it's printed 200 photos in a day. And it works like a dream every time.

      This isn't really a plug for Canon, but HP is just so unbelievably bad. Nobody should buy their printers.

    15. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I went down about the same road. HP burned that bridge for me years ago. Their ultra expensive laserjets are pretty good. But their inkjets are utter garbage these days. The 550 was their last good deskjet.

    16. Re:Other than Brother... by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      I have a Lexmark T522 that I got for free when a company moved and didn't want it shipped. After the toner ran out, I bought a 20,000 page cartridge through Office Depot for $150. It's worked for the last 3 years with no issues other than on cold mornings (takes a while for the fuser to reach proper temp).

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    17. Re:Other than Brother... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

      Watch out if you have a Samsung printer - HP is buying Samsung's Printer Business for $1 Billion

      A future driver update will probably screw you.

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    18. Re:Other than Brother... by Feral+Nerd · · Score: 1

      Is there a printer vendor that doesn't play games with the consumables?

      Is there anybody who makes significant use of hardcopies anymore? I used to have a cheap ass colour laser printer but it broke down and I haven't bought a new one. Whenever rarely I print something I do it at work. The last time I printed something it was a painting template for a crafts project I've been working on. I've spent most of my time converting hardcopies (a.k.a. my paper book library) to digital format so I can store them on my various gadgets. At the last count I had digitised about 20 Kg worth of paper books and some magazines that aren't available as e-documents from the publisher. If I also count the weight of the paper versions of the e-magazines I subscribe to and my Kindle collection it's probably well over 30 kilos. It's a bit surreal to reflect on the fact that I'm carrying 30+ kilos of books and magazines around with me on my iPhone.

    19. Re:Other than Brother... by BenJeremy · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the EcoTank, but Epson PhotoSmart printers (at least at one time) had a self-destruct counter that caused them to print terrible after so many prints. For a short while, there was a reset that "fixed" the printing issue, but Epson put a stop to that.

      I won't buy Epson, having seen this first hand, and honestly, I've given up on inkjets entirely. Color Lasers are cheap enough these days.

    20. Re:Other than Brother... by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      Brother. Had our Brother printer for a couple years now and it never says a word about ink carts no matter whether they are generics or Brother. Crazy cheap on the ink as well, IIRC we paid a grand total of $12 on Amazon for 6 complete sets of CMYK with $4 to ship, that much will easily last us for months so if this printer buys the farm? I'll get another Brother.

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    21. Re:Other than Brother... by PRMan · · Score: 1

      But the key factor is... It still PRINTS!

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    22. Re:Other than Brother... by PRMan · · Score: 1

      I went for almost a year on a Brother with the shake and print method. I had a replacement under the desk the whole time.

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    23. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That was a lesson learned years ago for me. Never buy HP products.

    24. Re:Other than Brother... by rsborg · · Score: 1

      Is there a printer vendor that doesn't play games with the consumables?

      My Canon AirPrint cheap-o laser has done fine for over a year. I see the toner level on my print dialogs, so no surprises.

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    25. Re:Other than Brother... by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Is there anybody who makes significant use of hardcopies anymore?

      Other than tens of millions of people all over the wold, no.

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    26. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Brother all-in-one b/w lasers won't scan if you don't have a cartridge in them. Disabling a function that doesn't use toner if there's no toner is a customer-hostile engineering decision.

    27. Re: Other than Brother... by msauve · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well,Canon's been doing it forever. They made the engine for both the original Apple LaserWriter and HP LaserJet.

      You might want to also check out Brother, who offer a lot of value these days with no DRM (at least in my experience).

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    28. Re:Other than Brother... by Hans+Lehmann · · Score: 1

      I have a brother HL2170W that's been our household workhorse printer for over eight years now. Had an issue exactly once, when a small foam pad in the inner works started to get sticky, causing paper jams. A quick youtube search showed me how to repair it. Other than that it's been working great. All the previous printers we owned, from HP & Epson, barely lasted two years. I learned my lesson long ago, and I will *never* again buy an HP product.

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    29. Re:Other than Brother... by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 2

      Is there anybody who makes significant use of hardcopies anymore?

      Significant, no, but print, sign, scan, email is pretty common.

    30. Re:Other than Brother... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      About 5 years ago, my Brother laser printer said it was low, so I taped over the window. A couple of years later, I did get off my lazy ass and ordered a new cartridge so that I wouldn't interrupt my workflow. However, the original cartridge that came with the printer still hasn't run out. I have no idea when and if I'll ever need to install the new cartridge.

      As you can guess, I don't do very much printing. However, the "low toner" light probably started blinking after printing only about 1/4 of the total number of pages I've gotten out of it so far.

      This whole episode does reinforce the decision I made before buying the laser printer: I will never, ever buy another inkjet printer as long as I live. Those cartridges seem to dry up, clog and die even if I don't use them. I got sick of spending $30 on a set of cartridges, only to get a hundred pages out of them before they became useless from age. At least laser printer toner seems to have an almost unlimited lifespan.

    31. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The last brother printer I bought wouldn't work out of box with windows so I tried installing the driver on the included CD. Ended up installing a "helper utility" that started showing pop ups from the system tray offer me "deals" on consumables etc. I was gobsmacked. I paid them money for their hardware and they turned around and installed adware on my PC.
      After deleting it I phoned and complained but the rep was unapologetic and argued that it was completely my choice to install the software.
      I've never bought another Brother product, because fuck them.

    32. Re: Other than Brother... by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 3

      HP's been a zombie company running on inertia for a long time now. There's no quality behind their products, they're just a brand stamped on crap.

      I haven't considered buying HP in over a decade.

    33. Re:Other than Brother... by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      Thirded. I've owned three inkjets over the years and they were a constant source of frustration. I bought a color laser printer and it Just Works every time. If you can afford the initial cost, you'll save money in just a few years. More importantly, printing is no longer a thing I dread.

    34. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the Samsung inkjet printers are built on HP engines. Not sure if they track 100% of your usage like HP does though, but I'm sure they will soon.

    35. Re: Other than Brother... by mspohr · · Score: 2

      I use an HP LJ 4L (circa 1991) that I've had since it was new.
      It just keeps going printing like it was new. I use recycled cartridges ($10) about once a year.

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    36. Re:Other than Brother... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      I recently upgraded my Samsung ML-1710 to a Brother HL-2270DW.

      No complaints with either one.

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    37. Re:Other than Brother... by swalve · · Score: 1

      Lexmark. They say what they will do with consumables and then they do it. When my printer says the cartridges are empty, they are pretty damn close to empty. It also prints nice. I like them because they don't even bother to sell retail anymore. They are for people who actually give a shit.

      Fuck HP and the carcass of a company Carly Fiorina turned it into.

    38. Re:Other than Brother... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      So Konica Minolta, then. :-D

      But seriously, I like my KM color laser printer, and I like my old Brother black-and-white laser. I'd pick either of them or Canon over anybody else any day of the week (not counting the inkjet printers from any of these companies; inkjets suck).

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    39. Re:Other than Brother... by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Because some trees deserve to die. They killed Harambe. Even through it's the current year.

    40. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I am a teacher who prints hundreds of double sided sheets almost daily . 6 years ago my wife worked from home for about a year after our first child and her company supplied a brother laser printer and unlimited supplies . I pumped out prints nightly and it rarely jammed doing mostly double sided runs . I bought my own brother lazer printer used only generic toner. Paid $99 on sales for multifunction printer scanner almost 5 years ago and still running new . Wireless scanning never ran well so run through sub hooked up to router

    41. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just ignor and keep hitting print . It does not shut down printing as some printers do . Lexmark at work just stops at predetermined number of prints after cartridge install . Dump cartridge min another printer and it prints more

    42. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can sometimes get brother generic toner for less than $10 online . Works like a champ

    43. Re:Other than Brother... by JimMcc · · Score: 1

      Because paper still needs to be used. I have customers that request paper invoices. I send them paper invoices so that I get paid. I have vendors that have no means of accepting payment other than by check. It is a lot easier to print out a complex troubleshooting or repair guide to use at a remote location than by trying to balance a tablet in some dark corner of a boat. The IRS still requires paper forms to be mailed to them. The local ferry system requires you to present a reservation sheet with its barcode and the ticket printed with its barcode. And the list goes on and on. My business is substantially digital, but paper is still required.

    44. Re:Other than Brother... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      A) why are you updating a printer that's working? B) at $50, why do you care what they're doing on ink?

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    45. Re:Other than Brother... by silviuc · · Score: 1

      Inktank printers are available from Canon and Brother as well. IMO they're designed better with no ink tanks hanging to the side. The Brother inktanks have their filling holes at 45 degree angle so ink does not spill when (re)filling

      Oh, and HP made a kludgy inktank printer too. The HP DeskJet GT 5820. The only good thing I have to say about it is that the filling system and bottle caps prevent ink from spilling.

    46. Re:Other than Brother... by silviuc · · Score: 1

      Lexmark lasers are nice. Especially since they support at least PCL but usually both Postscript and PCL so, for example on Linux and various Unix OSes they just work with generic PCL/PS drivers.

    47. Re:Other than Brother... by hjf · · Score: 1

      i have a Stylus Photo 1430W (Artisan 1430 in the US) and I use it with an aftermarket CISS. It's fantastic. Only recently I've had to clear the ink pad counter (after adding a bottle for discard ink, which i regularly empty). It has printed at least 400 A3+ pages (good luck finding an A3+ color laser).

      6-ink also looks beautiful. The gamut is wider than what you can do with CMYK toner. But these prints fade like NOW. I mean, even with original Epson ink, the print fades in weeks (!!!) unless the paper is protected from air. It's actually air what destroys these prints, light not so much.

    48. Re:Other than Brother... by silviuc · · Score: 1

      One reason is because one has to interact with authorities in their countries. They still want us to either use (snail)mail or fax (or both).

      For example we mostly email invoices to our customers but we also have to keep hard copies. So we print 3 copies. One goes to customers (eventually) via snail mail. The other goes to our accountant. The 3rd we keep in a folder for when/if the fiscal authority decides to drop in.

    49. Re:Other than Brother... by jonwil · · Score: 1

      I print because my local fast food joints insist on paper vouchers for the discount offers.
      I print because my LEGO collection is in one room, my PC is in another room and I do most of my building in a third room. So when I have a list made up of parts I need to find from my collection for a project, I have to print that so I can refer to it when I search my collection.
      I print custom stickers for my LEGO creations
      I print airline e-tickets, store e-gift-cards, notifications that something I ordered online for in-store pickup is ready to be picked up and online discount vouchers valid for in-store spending.
      I print maps when I am going somewhere and I need a map to tell me where to walk or what buses to catch (loading Google Maps and some route planner on my PC connected to my fast ADSL connection, planning my route and printing it out is much faster than trying to do it all on my phone over a slow expensive cellular data connection)
      I printed my lease renewal on my rental apartment because it was sent to me electronically but the real estate agent wanted it returned as a piece of paper with my signature on it.

    50. Re:Other than Brother... by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Why shouldn't we kill trees? Is there something sacred about trees that they shouldn't be used to improve our lives?

    51. Re:Other than Brother... by lxs · · Score: 2

      Which is terrible, because these days even Acrobat Reader has a function to add your signature to a form and save it without jumping through analog hoops. Preview on Mac can do it as well.

    52. Re: Other than Brother... by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to defend HP, since they are, definitely, a bunch of jerks nowadays. But I have a Laserjet 1100 which prints perfectly to this day. I guess I just got lucky.

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    53. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also have a Brother printer and use the black electrical tape hack. Works great. The printer is a solid, just works and the toner is very cheap and the cartridge lasts a long time. No complaints really. If anyone else is in the market for a consumer printer, buy a Brother. You won't be disappointed.

    54. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's plenty of people who need paper for some reason or other. In my case, I print about four to ten pages of emails each week. This is for work- I'll type up something, send it to a customer, they'll respond back. Now the email has what I need to make changes to the machine. I print it out, I walk the printout to the machine.

      It would be convenient if I could remote to the machine. It would be convenient if the machine was next to my desktop. These things can't happen though, so I will continue to print out the emails.

      When the printer doesn't work? I write it by hand.

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    55. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those printers are awesome!! I'm a teacher and I print a lot on them (L565, so no duplex for me), the ink actually seem to last forever. The downside being a bit slow and a horrible menu for copying...they should copy brother's printer controls which are simple and functional...canon's no so much(copying a sheet in canon can be very frustrating as I recently discover "paper type issue").

    56. Re:Other than Brother... by Maxwell'sSilverLART · · Score: 1

      Is there anybody who makes significant use of hardcopies anymore?

      Yes. We're called "lawyers," and nearly everything we submit to the court in my jurisdiction (Oklahoma) is done not only on real paper, but in triplicate at minimum (one for the Court, one for me, one for the other side; more if there are multiple parties, if the judge needs his own copy separate from the court file, etc.). PACER is all electronic in the federal courts (though some things still have to be retained on paper for audit purposes, such as bankruptcy filings), but e-filing hasn't come to my state system yet (we have one county, out of 77, working on a pilot program right now). Print, sign, make 2+ copies (I love my auto-stapler), have the clerk file-stamp all of the copies, and mail or FAX them to the other side. For pretty much everything we do.

      Contracts, though not filed with the court, are done on paper. Wills are done on paper. Deeds are done on paper.

      Paper isn't going anywhere.

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    57. Re:Other than Brother... by xlsior · · Score: 1

      I will never, ever buy another inkjet printer as long as I live. Those cartridges seem to dry up, clog and die even if I don't use them. I got sick of spending $30 on a set of cartridges, only to get a hundred pages out of them before they became useless from age. At least laser printer toner seems to have an almost unlimited lifespan.

      Ditto.

      Laser toner is essentially tiny flakes of plastic, that get melted onto the paper during printing.
      Inkjet ink ink will dry, especially the ink exposed to air at the end of the nozzeles in the print head itself. If you don't print anything for a few weeks, your ink cartridge will become unusable.

    58. Re: Other than Brother... by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      HP used to be a great company, maybe the best, 20+ years ago. Reliable, innovative, well designed and manufactured. Then the PC came...
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    59. Re:Other than Brother... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      On that issue - how about new ink tapes for Epson FX-100?

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    60. Re: Other than Brother... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sounds like HP owes them a fix or a new printer anyway. EU warranty is s mandatory two years. Can't be broken by third party cartridges unless those carts actually damage the printer. If firmware bricked it, the shop that sold it must either prove it was the customer's fault, fix it, replace it or refund it.

      If HP doesn't relent, retailers are going to pay the price.

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    61. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, as an employee of Canon, thank you. :)

      Even in the ultra productivity roll-to-roll lines, where I work, Canon is competitive, especially with our acquisition of Oce a few years ago. I've worked on Konica Minolta, Ricoh, and Xerox machines, and while they're not bad, the Oce manliness are especially built like tanks.

      Inkjet performance in that category is FAR surpassing toner, though, in quality, reliability, and price. Our laser machines are still on the market but for high speed (1000+ pages per minute) ink is the future. I envision better consumer grade equipment soon, so hopefully issues like this bullshit from HP end. Marketing a better product is difficult when the industry has wrecked the reputation through shitty business practices.

      We have had to be ULTRA careful in our communications to customers about 3rd party inks/toner. While they tend not to be as good in many ways, they're definitely cheaper and nobody wants to get sued. I still support many people with 3rd party consumables, and I can say that most of those folks see me more. That said, in the small business or home office environment 3rd party stuff is fine.

    62. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Manliness was supposed to say machines, but the typo still kinda fits ;)

    63. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canon and HP are cozy bedfellows,they make engines for each other all the time,its really hard to tell who makes what these days.

    64. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go pigment instead of dye. Can also get a UV aerosol and coat the print. CMYKLCLM is beautiful for photos. Skin tone especially. Epson is a leader here. They make the heads for every other manufacturer except thermal and bubble tech. They actually got in big trouble in Japan a bunch of years ago for non competitive behavior. Hard to argue the quality, but as a company they can be shifty.

    65. Re:Other than Brother... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      My employer also require certain documents to be done with pen and paper, then physically destroyed when completed. This is so that if we should make an error and be sued, all evidence of that error will have been destroyed and cannot be used against us in court.

    66. Re:Other than Brother... by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      You mean the vendor that prevents printing if a single colour runs out, even if you never use that colour for printing, that Brother? I recently junked a Brother that was used for B&W printing because it kept stopping and wanting completely unused cartridges that were slowly drained by cleaning cycles replaced. They're at least as bad as HP. Are you thinking of Epson there, with their eco/super-tanks?

      I kinda like my Kyocera, drop in any random OEM toner cartridge and off it goes, never had a problem with it.

    67. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Lawyer. Architect. Doctor. Advertiser. Salesman. School districts. BANKS.

      Invoicing. Mail. Brochures. Charts. Graphs. Bills. Newsletters. Textbooks. CHECKS.

      I repair big printers. I see these and more in the billions each year. Yes, billions. One of my babies is 3 years old and has 140 million clicks. She's one of 45 in my territory. One of Amazon's facilities, all by itself, prints nearly a billion sheets per month. Oh, you thought they kept all those books on shelves? No, once you click "place order" they print, cut, cover, and bind your book in 45 seconds. Printed and shipped same day, hardcovers included.

      Print is consolidating toward larger companies, but I've worked stably wherever I want for 22 years.

    68. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes I see a comment that is so ignorant that I wonder if I can trust posts about concepts I'm unfamiliar with.

      First off, I've seen a single ultra production line waste more paper than every person on slashdot has ever printed in their entire lives.

      Second, just about all production paper is recycled in some percentage.

      Third, there are entire tree farms dedicated to producing renewable wood for housing, building materials, and yes, paper.

      Fourth, you should learn what forests are actually being destroyed for. It'll shock you.

    69. Re: Other than Brother... by freeze128 · · Score: 3, Informative

      This *IS* a plug for HP. Everyone should buy their printers...

      Just not their *INKJET* Printers.

      Buy a laserjet 4000 series, or maybe even find an old used Laserjet 4 or Laserjet 5. The laserjet 8000/8100 series are built like TANKS. I have seen dozens of those printers with MILLIONS of pages printed, and they are still going. They are repairable, Use PCL language that is supported by EVERY operating system, and even support both US and European paper sizes. You could by a new HP inkjet printer every 2 years for $150 (plus countless ink cartridges), or ONE HP Laserjet for 30+ years.

    70. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works great until the FBI opens an investigation on your employer's shady business practices without telling you, or you actually do get sued, and then it turns into a crime.

    71. Re:Other than Brother... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      I'm starting to think HP printers just count pages like that. I replaced the color cartridges not too long ago, but already it's nagging me about ordering a new yellow cartridge. I've printed a *lot* of stuff lately... but none of it was color, perhaps a few pages had colored logos on them. Someone suggested to set the printer driver to B&W to "save ink", I laughed that off but the guy may have been right after all; the cartridge carousel doesn't rotate if I set the printer to B&W only, and perhaps that means the pages aren't counted as a "color print" either.

      My old DEC printer (a cast iron 50kg beast) wouldn't lie about the toner being low, and the cartridge could be refilled by popping off a simple plastic lid installed for the purpose. A toner canister was around $100 and good for 4 refills.

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    72. Re: Other than Brother... by amoeba47 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've had good experiences with both my recent Brother printers. I used a CISS system and also refillable cartridges, they work fine.

    73. Re: Other than Brother... by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the club. I stopped buying HP about 7 years ago when I got fed up with the cost of ink and weird maneuvers to interfere with the third party ink market. Very happy with my Brother laser printer and the canon photoprinter is pretty sweet too. Though ink for the latter is ridiculously expensive, and I whether Canon plays technical games to make third party ink perform poorly. Oh well, Canon so far has not pissed me off to the extent HP has.

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    74. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody should buy anything from them, ever.

      I'am personally baffled how that company still exists. I have never in my life heard anyone say anything good about their products such as, "hey this HP something is surprisingly good, efficient, reliable and affordable". Always the opposite.

    75. Re: Other than Brother... by OolimPhon · · Score: 1

      Yup. Bought a LaserJet 4000 in 1999 and am still using it.

      "Back in the day" HP made excellent hardware. I was using HP test gear in 1970 and there was very little that could touch it. This modern company has gone to the dogs.

    76. Re: Other than Brother... by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      For me I have the Laserjet 5M, been running since 2003 when I bought it second hand at a surplus-sale.

      Works very well as a network printer using the built in HP print server, though I always found it funny when configuring the printer on Windows (XP and 7) PCs I had to add it as a "local port" and then create a TCP/IP port for it.

    77. Re: Other than Brother... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      The laserjet 8000/8100 series are built like TANKS.

      So they're slow, bulky, high maintenance, require multiple well trained people to operate them and are too big to simply throw away when they don't work anymore?

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    78. Re: Other than Brother... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Same deal as with McAfee. Your product can suck in any way you like as long as your sales division is world class.

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    79. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      BROTHER DOES DO THIS NOW. The basic inkjets used to run anything without chips. The dcp-j132w basic inkjet I last bought has chips on the cartridges and in teh time between getting good reviews on amazon and my buying it they updated the firmware and stopped all the compatible cartridges being recognised! In the end I was able to get slightly more expensive compatibles with a v2 chip but it makes it a lottery when buying compatibles whether they will work or not. It was very annoying.

      The next printer I purchased I went back to canon. You have to be careful that the cheap ones have no compatibles for them but there is often one of the better ones with separate ink tanks on sale every now and again. I paid £50 for the canon mg5650 which is not too bad with £1 a cartridge compatibles. They have chips on all their cartridges but fingers crossed they have not invalidated compatibles in my past experience. After about three years the print head quality does decline and you have to junk it but there it is.

    80. Re: Other than Brother... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Someone got a modpoint or two? That one is actually spot on.

      This will backfire badly on HP, and not even for goodwill reasons. People are no longer alone with their computer troubles, there's plenty of boards and discussion forums that will inform them that it's not their fault and they will seek compensation.

      And retailers, especially large chains (which are the main sellers of HP products, because every small computer dealer I know dropped HP from their line long ago due to it being more hassle than it being worth), won't simply swallow the cost. They do have the means and legal muscle to stand up against HP.

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    81. Re:Other than Brother... by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      Not saying this has occurred in your case, but CYMK printers will mix colour (CYM) ink in with black (K) ink to produce "rich black". Just keep in mind that if your printer was doing this then you would indeed be losing colour ink/toner on monochrome/B&W prints.

    82. Re: Other than Brother... by namgge · · Score: 2

      LaserJet 4000 here. Bought in 1998 IIRC. Still going strong. As colleagues switched to newer models I stockpiled their unused toner cartridges. If the printer holds out, I'm going to be dead long before I run out of 'free' toner.

    83. Re:Other than Brother... by mysidia · · Score: 2

      Yes.... How did people not get that particular memo? I've been using only Laser printers with single-color Black toner for the past 16 years.

      They have the lowest cost per page, and also the lowest maintenance costs for infrequently used equipment.

      These days there's very little that really needs to be printed....

    84. Re: Other than Brother... by Pax681 · · Score: 2

      HP's been a zombie company running on inertia for a long time now. There's no quality behind their products, they're just a brand stamped on crap.

      I haven't considered buying HP in over a decade.

      In Scottish Service Engineering circles we always joked with our new apprentices that when you look at your HP Certification badge.. you'll noticed that there's a sticker on it, and if you peel that, the HP logo comes off and either a canon or ricoh logo was underneath.

    85. Re: Other than Brother... by ketomax · · Score: 1

      Not just printers, I have noticed dell laptop batteries do the same irrespective of how much I have used them.

    86. Re:Other than Brother... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Yes. We're called "lawyers," and nearly everything we submit to the court in my jurisdiction (Oklahoma) is done not only on real paper, but in triplicate at minimum

      So then you're in a special profession that has to deal with antiquated government filing systems which have not been updated to use technology that has been standard for more than 15 years.

      But you don't need a printer with a high page-cost for this. A black and white laser should work fine. Plenty of good options where the cost to print will be less than $0.05, even if you're forced to use OEM cartridges, which is recommended for the longevity of the printer anyways ---- sometimes 3rd party cheap-o replacements have defects that can hurt the equipment, and not because of a software lock.

    87. Re:Other than Brother... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      then physically destroyed when completed. This is so that if we should make an error and be sued, all evidence of that error will have been destroyed and cannot be used against us in court.

      This probably also means you can get sued if you DIDNT make an error, but now you can't prove that there was not an error,
      because you destroyed the evidence, and this has the potential to result in a default judgement against the company.

      The intentional failure to keep proper records can be viewed as a deliberate attempt to conceal info from the court.

    88. Re:Other than Brother... by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've given up on inkjets as well. I don't use color printing sometimes for months at a time, and the next time you go back to the inkjet, 1 or more of the cartridges is belly up from just sitting around. Have a color laser and it is OK for the sort of printing I do. I take a lot of photos, but rarely print them, so when I do... I'll just go to Walmart and use their printers. Have Lexmark B&W laser and Brother Color Laser. Both are not bothered by the HP sabotage of its users. Only sabotage of the moment is the stupid Microsoft popup that says that I have to fix my Microsoft account. No, I'm not going to fix my Microsoft account, I don't even WANT my Microsoft account, and don't know how to do the "fix" anyway...

    89. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sad truth for those people is going to be that using third-party unsupported ink cartridges that HP did not sign for makes your guarantee vaporize.

    90. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So fucking true. Once upon a time I bought a Lexmark. Had no idea...found out the hard way.

      Thought my next printer would be a "proper one" from a "respectable company" like Cannon. It was not a total scam like the Lexmark but it still had planned obsolescence with chipped cartridges that say I need to replace them and occasionally registered as empty.

      I have since had HP as well and realised that I cannot trust any of these vendors. Luckily tech has moved on to online bills etc no need to print.

      With BS driver OS support it's obvious they do not want you to own one good printer they just want to choke money out of you every single day. Last time I used my home printer was 8+ years ago. I hope I never have to use one again.

    91. Re:Other than Brother... by geekmux · · Score: 0

      Because paper still needs to be used. I have customers that request paper invoices. I send them paper invoices so that I get paid. I have vendors that have no means of accepting payment other than by check. It is a lot easier to print out a complex troubleshooting or repair guide to use at a remote location than by trying to balance a tablet in some dark corner of a boat. The IRS still requires paper forms to be mailed to them. The local ferry system requires you to present a reservation sheet with its barcode and the ticket printed with its barcode. And the list goes on and on. My business is substantially digital, but paper is still required.

      The most powerful question in the world is summed up in a single word; Why.

      Repeat ad nauseam until the bullshit excuses dissipate.

      And your business is not unlike the other 99.99% of business today. We hardly use typewriters, so you're printing ones and zeros, and there's barely a justification for it in the excuses outlined here. Digital signatures exist too, and businesses now charge to generate printed copies/invoices in many cases, increasing business costs even more. Looking for a revenue stream? Start charging every customer a fee for every document you're forced to print.

      Yes, I've failed to convince many, as others have too. Doesn't mean the goal of a paperless society is any less justified today.

    92. Re: Other than Brother... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Back in the day I used to do support for members of the public. This was during the height of the Nvidia chipset failure plague, and HP must have done some deal with Nvidia because almost all of their laptops made around that time had Nvidia chipsets, and all would fail a little over the one year mark.

      I would advise customers of their rights and that others had got refunds. All we could do is recover their data, and they could bill the shop they bought it from for that too if the shop couldn't do it themselves. PC World, a major UK retailer, indirectly paid us a lot of money because of that. We produced a leaflet explaining the situation, and apparently when PC World staff saw someone come in with it they just refunded them immediately because they knew they couldn't fob them off.

      I have no idea if HP or Nvidia compensated PC World or anyone else for that, but it must have been an astronomical bill. Every single HP laptop sold for 3+ years with the same unfixable fault, the only options being a new laptop or a refund and either way data recovery.

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    93. Re:Other than Brother... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Not my policy. Also doesn't affect me: While I may have to at some point fill out one of the forms in question, it's only so I can forward it on to someone else to process.

    94. Re: Other than Brother... by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I see a comment that is so ignorant that I wonder if I can trust posts about concepts I'm unfamiliar with.

      First off, I've seen a single ultra production line waste more paper than every person on slashdot has ever printed in their entire lives.

      Second, just about all production paper is recycled in some percentage.

      Third, there are entire tree farms dedicated to producing renewable wood for housing, building materials, and yes, paper.

      Fourth, you should learn what forests are actually being destroyed for. It'll shock you.

      First off, the most powerful question in the world is summed up in a single word; Why.

      Second, repeat the First until the bullshit excuses to create hard copies dissipate.

      Third, regardless of replenishment, the goal of a paperless society isn't any less justified today, especially as we sit here and bitch yet again about printer companies ripping consumers off with their shady cartridge tactics. Technology has killed a lot of things, including obsolete technology. Why it can't kill the printer is beyond common sense at this point. If the input isn't a hard copy, there's not a damn reason the output needs to be.

      And lastly, do not ASS-U-ME you can define "every person on slashdot" in any capacity.

    95. Re: Other than Brother... by idji · · Score: 2

      I fill my old Canon deskjet printer with bottles of ink and a syringe simply through the ink pad at the bottom of the cartridge. Then i zap the chip with a resetter.
      I took the printer on a plane for 12 hours, and then never got around to using it for 18 months! I then took it back home 12 hours on the plane, plugged it in and it worked perfectly.

    96. Re:Other than Brother... by geekmux · · Score: 0

      I print because my local fast food joints insist on paper vouchers for the discount offers. I print because my LEGO collection is in one room, my PC is in another room and I do most of my building in a third room. So when I have a list made up of parts I need to find from my collection for a project, I have to print that so I can refer to it when I search my collection. I print custom stickers for my LEGO creations I print airline e-tickets, store e-gift-cards, notifications that something I ordered online for in-store pickup is ready to be picked up and online discount vouchers valid for in-store spending. I print maps when I am going somewhere and I need a map to tell me where to walk or what buses to catch (loading Google Maps and some route planner on my PC connected to my fast ADSL connection, planning my route and printing it out is much faster than trying to do it all on my phone over a slow expensive cellular data connection) I printed my lease renewal on my rental apartment because it was sent to me electronically but the real estate agent wanted it returned as a piece of paper with my signature on it.

      I wish paper costs fluctuated like gas prices to help rid businesses of the bullshit excuses they use to force people to print ones and zeros in a digital world.

      Printing can be an obsolete technology. Even monkeys refuse to use typewriters anymore when banging out copies of Shakespeare.

    97. Re: Other than Brother... by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 1

      i went the other way. after years of struggling with compatibility of printer/scanner drivers for linux (canon, epson, kodak, samsung, xerox), reduced feature sets (on linux) and fiddling with drying ink cartridges, i bought a semi-expensive HP LaserJet and never looked back. the thing is like a tank.

      * works over network, INCLUDING scanning
      * under linux, it supports everything to the same extent as it does under windows AND some features are even better
      * i can print from anywhere in the world by just emailing the document to HP
      * if i don't print anything for 2 months, i don't have to deal with dried ink cartridges
      * when there was a bug in the driver (binary blob was incompatible with the open driver shipped with ubuntu), i emailed HP and within 2 days they updated the blob the driver downloads

    98. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had an HP Deskjet 970Cxi for at least 15 years, according to the review dates. It doesn't get much use but the cartridges rarely dry out; I buy remanufactured ones and often refill them myself. I've had to take it apart twice to clean the ink pad, once when it leaked onto the floor (those ink pads soak up a lot of ink over the years) and gave it a clean and a few drops of oil at the same time. Now it has a little wireless print server in the USB port so it can roam free.

    99. Re: Other than Brother... by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Thanks HP, now I know to never buy your products agaim.

      That's far too nice. I'd assign a team to see if they can break HP.

    100. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one of the reasons for the early "cartridge is empty" message is that getting light printed pages or ones where there are non-printed spots is inacceptable when e.g. printing a large business proposal where you don't check the 500 pages handed out to customers individually. By using the override you are essentially saying "I know what I'm doing and I will not curse the manufacturer over lost sales due to badly printed pages"

    101. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep hearing this, and maybe I'm just lucky, but I've owned 3 HP printers over the past few decades - both inkjets. First one was a 940C, IIRC, next was an Officejet 2110, and current one is an OJ 8600. I have always used HP ink, mostly because I print so infrequently - maybe a few pages every week... and a few photos interspersed along the way. All 3 have run flawlessly (as have their scanners, which is what I usually use - I simply try NOT to print things unless I really need to. And if I have larger jobs (like 20+ pages, which also only happens rarely), I print them at work because they don't care.

      Never have I had them clog up, never have I had them dry out. I use the HP branded stuff because whatever I do print, I want it to last... and studies have shown that the branded inks simply last longer (and cause fewer problems in the printer, too). My parents and friends use HP printers, too... and we all have never had issues (my parents did, when the 3rd party refill they used clogged up).

      I simply don't see these problems... and certainly not with HP printers. Again, maybe I'm just lucky. But I have asked users who have had issues, and never get straight answers from them on what the problems really were. I'm certainly seeing more info here in the comments, but nothing statistically significant.... so I can't say that either side has "proven" their case.

    102. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aha, so it's not only Canon who's up to this.

    103. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I knew that a long time ago. If an ink cartridge has a chip on it then there is no reason to use that model / brand PERIOD. A simple led / sensor is capable of telling the ink levels in a cartridge. My current printer is a Brother and I couldn't be happier with it. It prints, it knows when the ink is low/out, I feed it 3rd party cartridges, it prints again.

    104. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The HP 5 could very well be the most durable laser printer. We have a 5MP in the office that's been going for 20 years.

    105. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a trial there are non-trivial issues with regards to electronic communication and whilst paper has issues too, it has at least been well-tested in legal cases.

      One example is the ability of defendants to easily access information. If presented with documents on an e-reader then if the defendant does not have the skills to use it then you could risk a mis-trial.

      Another is with provision of a tamper-proof, secure record. You wouldn't want the loss of an encryption key to render the detailed case law inaccessible, or grounds for appeal. Granted, paper can be tampered with too, but there is prior history on assessing potential tampering for which, again, there is good case history, and potential forensic analysis such as analysis of ink and paper.

    106. Re: Other than Brother... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      "Back in the day" HP made excellent hardware. I was using HP test gear in 1970 and there was very little that could touch it. This modern company has gone to the dogs.

      Bear in mind that the test equipment division- which the business was originally built on- was spun off as Agilent in 1999, and that the current HP Inc. is one of the two companies remaining after the 2015 split (albeit the one closer to HP's origins and early days than the more service-oriented Hewlett Packard Enterprise), having also merged with Compaq in 2002.

      You can decide for yourself how much continuity there is with the original company.

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    107. Re: Other than Brother... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      This is partly due to HP cheaping out now that the engineers no longer run the company, but it's also the inherent limitations of inkjet technology. In my dry climate an inkjet cartridge becomes clogged and useless if you don't print anything for a week. You can usually bring it back to life by using the Deep Clean utility, but that wastes a third of the ink.

      Today I steer all my customers to the new generation of low-cost monochrome lasers, including HP's own 1102W. For those occasions when you have to print a photograph, use Snapfish. Problem solved, and for a fraction of the old price.

    108. Re: Other than Brother... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      HP used to be a great company, maybe the best, 20+ years ago. Reliable, innovative, well designed and manufactured. Then the PC came...

      Bear in mind that they spun off the lab/test equipment division- which the company was founded on and which much of its early business was directed towards- as Agilent in 1999, and also that it merged with Compaq in 2002.

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    109. Re: Other than Brother... by Dogtanian · · Score: 2

      The sad truth for those people is going to be that using third-party unsupported ink cartridges that HP did not sign for makes your guarantee vaporize.

      Does it? I very much doubt that would stand in the EU, and even in the US I would assume that it's possibly covered by the Magnuson–Moss Warranty Act...?

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    110. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Google showed 28 meanings for CISS. Here are the top ones:

      CISSInput Capacitance
      CISSCollectif Interassociatif sur la Sante (French: Inter-Association Collective on Health)
      CISSCampbell Interest and Skill Survey (Pearson Assessments)


      You're welcome.

    111. Re:Other than Brother... by ProfanityHead · · Score: 1

      The air we breathe?

    112. Re: Other than Brother... by gnasher719 · · Score: 2

      Sounds like HP owes them a fix or a new printer anyway. EU warranty is s mandatory two years. Can't be broken by third party cartridges unless those carts actually damage the printer. If firmware bricked it, the shop that sold it must either prove it was the customer's fault, fix it, replace it or refund it.

      Not quite. HP doesn't owe anything, the seller does. For six month, the seller has to fix the problem unless they can show it's the customer's fault, after that the customr has to show the defect was present when the printer was sold. Which shouldn't be a problem if thousands of printers start failing on the same day. And importantly, this is _consumer law_. It applies to printers bought by consumers, not printers bought by companies. (And I'm sure that there are contracts between HP and dealers where HP promises to refund that cost).

    113. Re:Other than Brother... by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      My Brother laserjet (HL-L2360D) has a "setting" which will override the "cartridge is empty" message. That is to say, it will warn that the cartridge is empty, but it will keep printing forever.

      Got a Brother laserprinter and figured that out when I bought a new cartridge. Apparently they have a counter and stop after X pages. Putting in a new cartridge doesn't change that. Found some free advice on the internet to reset the counter :-) Also bought a replacement pack with two black and one of each colour cartridge because you use more of the black, so I had a full black and quarter filled color cartridges, and needed to reset all the counters.

    114. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fourthed! I've had inkjets. They clogged constantly, I used to use up half the ink cart cleaning the jets, and then there was ink everywhere inside leaking all over my documents, getting on the rollers, it was a mess.

      B&W Laser printers can be had for under $50 on sale. Color laser printers are not much more. Watch newegg deals & slickdeals.net. There's usually a lot of printer sales in March, as everyone gets ready for Tax season.

      A good printer, I got a Xerox, can be had for just a bit more. Worth every penny! Mine has a onboard webserver for configs, LPD support built in, etc.

      A great tip: Skip WiFi on your printer. Go for Ethernet, and hard-wire it into your WiFi router. Now your WiFi security is not whatever they felt like putting on the printer, but whatever your router offers. DD-WRT for the win. Any WiFi or wired device that can talk to your network can talk to your printer through your router, but the printer is not the weak spot into your network.

    115. Re:Other than Brother... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Inkjets are basically designed to have high consumable costs.

      Inkjets are designed for a specific reason: Quality at a good price point. A cheap inkjet photo printer will run circles around a laser printer. The whole premise was to print your family photos, oh and this thing can also text pages when you need to.

      You're right about costs and general purpose printing though. Laser is where it's at if you don't have a really high quality requirement. We replaced our inkjet with a laser when photobook printing companies came on the market along with the general "outsourcing" culture. I want a high quality print now? I pay someone to do it, rather than battle with a shitty inkjet printer.

    116. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canon is very well known for fucking over third party vendors of everything.

      My Pixma stopped printing and scanning! because it detected an unauthorized cartridge. (Official cartridge but reset via chipreset - since Canon cartridges contain a chip to count the times until to fuck you over.)

    117. Re: Other than Brother... by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

      My 4P lasted 19 years...

    118. Re: Other than Brother... by Jason1729 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have a Brother laser printer. It really is a fantastic printer, and it was quite cheap to buy. But it has a fuser assembly that's good for about 10-15,000 pages and will cost about twice as much to replace as I paid for the whole printer. I wasn't aware of that when I bought the printer and it means the printer is going to have a very short life before becoming landfill. I really hate Brother for playing that game.

    119. Re: Other than Brother... by Solandri · · Score: 3, Informative

      Canon also came up with an optical remaining ink-sensing system for their inkjet printers, meaning their ink cartridges are transparent so you can actually see how much ink they contain and how much is left. None of this BS of selling you a huge black plastic cube which is only 1/4 full.

    120. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just bought a Brother laser. No installation required. My Mac found it over Bonjour and installed without any headaches. Works from all 3 of my macs without any config. Love how seamless printer setup is in the mac.

    121. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked in IT for several years an a University that exclusively used HP and they worked great, except the Inkjets. Every laser printer just worked. I remember having to throw out perfectly functioning laser printers that were so old, they had 10Mb half-duplex ports in them, and took several minutes to warm up. We rarely had to service them other than replacing cartridges and upgrading them after 5-8 years. And being at a University, they printed all of the time.

    122. Re: Other than Brother... by newcastlejon · · Score: 2

      They mean a Continuous Ink System I expect.

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    123. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Samsung has been nagging about low toner for over a year now. Still printing just fine. I have all four replacement cartridges sitting on a shelf, waiting for when I can visibly see that it isn't printing properly.

    124. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rule for ALL printers: Only ever buy networked printers with either PS or PCL support.
      For anything else if you have driver problems the correct response is: What else did you expect when you bought this piece of crap? Did you really have to save on those $10?

    125. Re: Other than Brother... by HBI · · Score: 1

      I had one of those affected laptops but mine never died - lasted over 6 years on the road. Lucky me. Replaced the LCD twice and the keyboard twice over that period for various issues, switched from HDD to SSD when that became cost effective, etc.

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    126. Re: Other than Brother... by AaronW · · Score: 1

      Laserjet 4M Plus/PS 600 here that was made over 20 years ago.

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    127. Re: Other than Brother... by I75BJC · · Score: 0

      We have a Canon inkjet printer because the HP cartridges seemed to clog easily and need cleaning if we didn't print every day. Since the HP cartridges were relatively large during that time, we tossed a lot of unused cartridges. The Canon has smaller capacity cartridges that are compatibly cheaper (than HP's). So we spend less money and actually have a better printer. We have a Brother 2340 B&W laser printer that has worked out-of-the-box. No problems and, unlike the other poster, NO ads, etc. We DO use Macs and maybe that's the reasons we don't get ads -- maybe the ads are a Feature brought to you compliments of M$ Windows. I would be glad to take your Brother laser print off your hands!

    128. Re: Other than Brother... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2

      >Their ultra expensive laserjets are pretty good.

      I beg to differ. My experience was the same as yours back into the nineties, but no longer. I purchased three very high end multi-tray HP laser jets around 2008 for a 28 person office that used a lot of paper. While the front quality and speed was good when they worked, the paper handling part of these machines broke or wore out constantly. We would replace all the rollers and gears, etc., and they'd work great for a while. Then the paper jams would start again, and we would find that some cheap part had worn out again. Anecdotal evidence, surely, and ymmv, but caveat emptor.

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    129. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconded the HP laserjet 4(m) is probably the best printer ever made for the money.

    130. Re: Other than Brother... by Mageek · · Score: 1

      Seconding this. I have a discarded 4050TN from an old job and it's been working for 10 years printing thousands of pages per year, only rarely needing cheap and plentiful toner. I did have to replace the board with the microswitches to detect the size of the paper drawers, otherwise it would think each drawer had legal stock. All original rubber rollers, drum, etc. I don't have the #s handy but it feels like my cost for 3rd party toner is $100-$200/year, at most.

    131. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your workload is enough to challenge a 15000 page fuser, then you dont buy the cheap printer. For most people, that would last them 5+ years easy.

    132. Re:Other than Brother... by jaklode · · Score: 1

      I always hear good things about Brother, but their Linux support is unfortunately abysmal.

    133. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UK perspective...no. A good is faulty if it does not work in a satisfactory standard for the purpose it was sold. It is not sold to work with non genuine inks, so you cannot make a claim because it does not.

    134. Re: Other than Brother... by Imrik · · Score: 1

      Brand recognition, people with knowledge are aware of the problems with HP, people with the ability to choose the vendor are aware that HP exists.

    135. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't say that! They'll bugger the laser printers next! sssh!

    136. Re:Other than Brother... by guruevi · · Score: 1

      So far: Xerox, Canon and Epson are the printers I've had the least issues with.

      Brother - their pickup wheels keep wearing out after 6m-1y. It's considered a consumable so no warranty replacements. The entire pickup mechanism is so badly made, by the time you have replaced your second pickup wheel, you have to replace the paper cassette and other mechanicals as well. According to one printer tech, they are the only printer that have designed them that way. Also, most of their models have the toner and drum in one unit, so the cost of a cartridge is artificially higher.
      HP - Very expensive cartridges. Very bad service. Always screwing around with their firmware.
      Oki - Their fuser unit is directly connected to the mains without a fuse or filter and they are very sensitive to any sort of line noise. It does have a software setting as well so once the fuser gets tripped it will refuse to work with the same fuser, there is a workaround which indicates it's not the hardware that fails.
      They are a consumable with 1 year warranty. Even plugging the printer into a power strip could cause you to lose your warranty and Oki will refuse to honor their warranty if you have more than one issue per year. Often times a fuser failing also fries the motherboard, again, a common issue which they won't honor because the fuser failing is 'your fault'.

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    137. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it has a Cups driver and a USB plug, use a raspberry pi to make it networked. Just did this a few months ago with an old brother printer to move it out of the living space and into the attic. Works great.

    138. Re:Other than Brother... by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Konica Minolta printers are so cheap they are clearly subsidized solely by their cartridges. When your cartridge costs double or triple the purchase cost of the printer, something is wrong.

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    139. Re: Other than Brother... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The last brother printer I bought never worked properly.

      The printers I buy are all combination printer/scanner, and any other functions are both unneeded and unwanted, and they need to be inkjets because a) color printing is very important, and b) it used in a small enclosed area that also includes me...so lots of microparticles floating in the air is very undesirable.

      Only HP has done what I want. Many refused to even work with Linux. I'm including Cannon. Epson was just unusably bad. The Brother scanner only worked with a particular version of the Linux OS, and when apt-get did a *minor* upgrade it stopped working.

      That said, I'm not real happy with the HP either. It wouldn't print on colored paper except in draft mode, e.g., and it demands access to the internet which I really don't like. And it chokes on paper of altered thickness...the printing on which was one of the reasons I bought it.

      Laser printers are great if you use them in an open and well ventilated area with no people stationed near them. Otherwise they are courting lung disease in maybe 20 years. (This isn't certain, as the particles are a different material and different size, but look up silicosis.)

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    140. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a recycled HP Laserjet 4250 that just keeps on going. That thing is built like a tank.

    141. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wouldn't work out of box with windows

      Works fine with Macs and Linux.

    142. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brother cartridges have a chip as well.

    143. Re: Other than Brother... by hambone142 · · Score: 3

      The decline of HP printer quality began as a directive from former CEO Carly Fiorina. She told HP engineers (paraphrased) "we don't have to make printers so string that someone can stand on them". After that, the mechanics of the inkjet printers became cheapened and poor quality under her directive.

      As mentioned, the DJ 500 was a solid printer. The 5550 series and later failed much quicker. I went through two of them in a few years. They typically made grinding sounds due to cheap plastic gearing.

      I switched to Canon printers. However, Canon inkjet printers can go through half an inkjet "tank" cartridge just cleaning the head. I've seen the level decline this much in their graphic ink tank levels before/after cleaning cycles. I very seldom print anything in color but have gone through multiple cartridges with cleaning.

      For that reason, I buy knockoff cartridges to cut costs.

    144. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The claim here is active malice by HP and the evidence is overwhelming.

    145. Re: Other than Brother... by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      Ah, who'd have thought it might have something to do with printer cartridges?

      https://www.amazon.com/INKUTEN-MFC-J4310DW-MFC-J4410DW-MFC-J4510DW-MFC-J4610DW/dp/B00K0RF2S8

      Thank you.

    146. Re: Other than Brother... by Fencepost · · Score: 1

      Which model? In my experience the larger ones start asking for replacement of a couple of (effectively) non-replaceable components at 100,000 pages, but even then the printer keeps running with no problems except a display message.

      For most of their printers Brother has separate toner and drum units, with the drum units generally lasting 3-5 toner cartridges. The drums aren't cheap, but they're still cheaper than replacing the printer unless you're talking about their cheapest sub-$100 street price machines. Even then using the DR-630 as an example it's $70 on Amazon, fits printers that are regularly on sale for less than $100, and oh, there are third-party versions of it for $20.

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    147. Re: Other than Brother... by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      It wasn't just HP that got nailed by the bad Nvidia chips.. Dell got hit pretty good too.. I had a Dell Vostro 1400 with Nvidia GeForce8400M video. I especially wanted the Nvidia video as I ran a Linux OpenGL program that wouldn't work for crap on Intel or ATI/AMD video. The laptop ran fine during the standard warantee period but after about 6 months out of warantee, the video shit the bed. I then heard about a class action lawsuit regarding this very thing, and the fact that Nvidia KNEW the chips were bad but shipped them to HP/Dell/Apple and others. I shipped the laptop back to Dell and they fixed the unit under a special limited warantee, which lasted about another six months before it crapped out again with the same problem. I wound up parting the machine out on eBay...

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    148. Re:Other than Brother... by Fencepost · · Score: 1

      The Brother printers used to use this IR beam through the cartridge, but I'm pretty sure that changed about 2 product revisions ago. Now I believe for most of the cartridges it's based on gearing and the number of pages printed, though it may have changed again.

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    149. Re:Other than Brother... by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      I don't agree.. I have a Brother HL-2240 laser printer I bought nearly 3 years ago, to replace a dead HP printer. I run 100% Linux and the Brother printer works perfectly under Linux. Oh and by the way, I'm still on the original toner cartridge, though I'm now getting the "low toner" warning... HP? NEVER again.. Brother? Always...

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    150. Re:Other than Brother... by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      I gave up on Inkjets at home 12 years ago or so. We had a Deskjet 3820, which was ok (cartridges were easy to refill). But eventually it failed from a notorious failing gear. No parts available from HP, so to the dump it went. Subsequently they offered to replace these faulty printers, but it was too late for us.

      Anyways, we moved to a low end Samsung ML-1740, which was great for the majority of school reports, etc that needed to be printed. Never gave any grief.

      5 years ago I got a Samsung all in one SCX-4300 for $50 on a clearance sale. It's been great. Mostly used only for the scanner, I've probably printed less than 100 pages on it, but it's great to have for the very occasional prints, and I don't have to worry about the ink drying out.

    151. Re:Other than Brother... by crow5599 · · Score: 1

      Yep. I've been using the same black and white laser printer for 11 years now. On top of that, it's still using .... *drumroll* ... the same cartridge it originally came with. I haven't had to replace it yet. Insanity.

      Of course, as others have said, people don't print nearly as much these days, which explains the long life. But I've always preferred lasers to inkjets. No nozzle cleaning, no warmup.

      FWIW, it's a cheapo HP.

    152. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^ THIS

      When I was in university in the late 90s they had just gotten some Laserjet 4000s used (from another university). They're still using them today. I shudder to think how many pages they've printed.

      The old HP Laserjets are tanks.

    153. Re: Other than Brother... by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      I had a DJ500 and liked it very much indeed. I think it was beautiful also. The automatic sheet feeder was a dream after all that chain paper jams of my 9 needle matrix printer and you could actually talk while printing. The cartridges dried out way too quick though if you didn't print every day.

    154. Re: Other than Brother... by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      Quite happy with my Samsung laser.

    155. Re:Other than Brother... by rihac · · Score: 1

      Nope, as a retailer of aftermarket consumables we know that all brands have little tricks in place for the newer models. There are ways around many of the obstacles and some brands are easier than others to combat. It use to be much easier for the older printers.

    156. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Epson was embarrassed badly over a printer ink issue a couple of years ago, but Epson repented and now they have the EcoTank series that let you refill the ink into a high capacity tank.

    157. Re: Other than Brother... by d3vpsaux · · Score: 1

      I had a fleet of HP 8150s and 9000s that were solid laser printers. Multiple millions of pages across 50+ devices, even in public use areas (where users are a lot less gentle with clearing paper jams). 35k pages with an aftermarket high-capacity jumbo cartridge for $50-$100 (depending on model). Remanufactured fusers (often exceeding their 300k page lifetimes) and other consumables were plentiful and dirt cheap. Can't tell you how many "modern" HP LaserJets I repaired as favors for other departments that would have worn gear boxes, fusers ripping through their lifetime too quickly, etc. The printer division of HP thoroughly ruined their own reputation. And don't even get me started about the Xerox ColorCube... Plastic gearboxes on plastic studs mounted to a plastic frame.

    158. Re: Other than Brother... by hjf · · Score: 1

      Currently I use regular clear "varnish" spray (the kind you would use for wood) and it works fine. The problem is that oxygen penetrates paper from behind too: I sprayed the front of a print and placed a piece of clear tape on the back. Many months later the ink behind the tape faded less.

      About using pigment: two problems. First, Epson heads don't work with pigment ink (at least not the 1430W which are exactly the same heads I had on an R220 10 years ago). Second, photo paper doesn't work with pigment either. The water evaporates but the pigment is just dry dust on top of the photo paper. This is the reason why my HP K8600 didn't use black for photo paper. If you forced it to (selecting regular paper on the driver), you got the "powder" problem. Pigment black for the HP was something else though.

      HP was always far better than Epson when printing black text. My HP 692C printed much better text than my cousin's Epson 440 in 1996. And this was still true in 2006, and still is in 2016.

    159. Re:Other than Brother... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Ever try to write your signature using a mouse? It would look better if you used crayon!

    160. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always used originals in my Pixma because they were cheap enough. Problem was the printer started putting bands on the paper due to an overflowing but non-replaceable pad and then finally gave up with some random error. It was good for the 2.5 years it lasted. Current one is an HP 476dn color laser. We'll see.

    161. Re: Other than Brother... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      BTW there has been a further split, the "electronic test and measurement" stuff is now Keysight.

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    162. Re:Other than Brother... by houghi · · Score: 1

      A few years ago, I aw looking for a laser printer. I was sick of the cost of the deskjet. The reason was that I did not print enough.

      I think that in the last year, my average is about 1 page per month. And those are basically train and plane tickets that are used as a backup in case my phone goes down when I need to check in or show my train ticket.

      So I have decided not to buy a printer and instead print those 12 papers at the company I work at. I mail myself the PDF and print it.

      If they would object (as it is officially forbidden) I could go to a copy center and print them there.

      I could think that many people that have a printer don't actually need them. Peaople who print out every bill they get or every statement from the bank and are not aware that you could ask for a copy if you needed it.
      In the last three years there was no paper that I actually needed.

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    163. Re:Other than Brother... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      If I want family pictures printed, I can have them done much better for much cheaper at Costco or Walmart. Even the more expensive dedicated photo stores are cheaper than printing at home, and all provide much better results. Sure, if you have to have the picture "right now", nothing beats a home inkjet, but only a couple times in my life would I have found that useful. Certainly not worth the cost of owning an inkjet printer. I even go so far as to just use a black and white laser printer. For $100, which is less than the cost of owning a color printer, I could print off 1000 color pages, which is easily more color pages than I'll print in 10 years.

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    164. Re:Other than Brother... by fintux · · Score: 1

      I purchased a small office grade Canon laser printer. It started complaining about low toner levels before half of the rated start pack page count was printed, and eventually it would refuse to print more than one job without switching power off/on due to "toner having ran out" even though the print quality was still fine, for the next ~500 pages. Then soon after replacing the toner, the printer started to misalign colors despite of recalibrating and then there started to be paper jams. The power on/off cycling had to continue, because now one of the color toners was "empty". The printer was priced at €300 on a discount, the regular price was about €500. Canon refused to do anything about the printer since the warranty had expired, instead they recommended a different model that actually looked almost identical but they said that it had much higher quality mechanics. You can probably guess that after this experience I wasn't going to invest on Canon lasers anymore.

      Then I bought an HP officejet. It's pretty comparable in speed and the inks are cheaper - and it does no bullshit "empty" cartridge warning without the rated page count having been printed. Also, the printer itself cost only something like €150. Only weaker side so far is the scanner which doesn't feel as robust as the Canon one, but so far it seems to be okay. I would have been willing to pay a bit more for a more robust scanner, though. But anyways, since the brand cartridges are so cheap, I have no problem using the vendor's cartridges, though in general I think that this HW DRM vendor lock-in should be banned by law for other than safety critical equipment, and also any product doing this should have this kind of information labeled clearly on the box.

    165. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is clearly Continuous Ink Supply System. Where did you pull all those other crazy meaning from?

    166. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought a Canon once, they refused to update drivers for Windows 7 or newer even though the printer I had was barely a year old at the time. Never again. Now I just print everything at work on the company's dime.

    167. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recommend avoiding Canon.

      Years ago, purchased an MP830 all-in-one. I'm an OSX user. Starting a few releases ago, Canon refused to update their scanning software to be OSX compatible. Starting around OSX 10.9 or so, the scanner software buttons weren't clickable, but there were a couple of workarounds. But they don't work anymore. So I have this all-in-one that I can't use for duplex scanning. But I can buy a brand new one, which when I do, will not be a Canon.

    168. Re: Other than Brother... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I have an Epson Actionlaser that I found out too late plays the same game. When the cart runs out, the only way to replace it is not with a $50 toner cart, but with a $150 fuser assembly that includes the cart.

      So when its first cart got tired (to be fair, that went about double its expected lifespan) the Epson got replaced by a couple of old HPLJs that I rescued from going to the landfill, and that take $30 aftermarket carts.

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    169. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wierd, that must be a deliberate choice on the part of Brother. I will remember to stay away from them.

    170. Re: Other than Brother... by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I had a way-back-when inkjet that also sucked ink like mad when cleaning heads. I solved the problem by swishing the cart in alcohol instead of letting it do its own cleaning. Bonus: alcohol worked better.

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    171. Re: Other than Brother... by gordguide · · Score: 1

      HP makes a quality printer if you go by the output when new. The trouble is HP is notorious for these kinds of back-door attacks on it's users. I too was once a loyal HP printer user. I too quit on them on or about 2001, and went back to Seiko (Epson), the makers of my very first inkjet, circa 1995. I have yet to regret my decision.

      Oh, and have you ever attempted to navigate HP support? My Lord, it's a blueprint for frustrating users. You could probably bring down an entire company by somehow selling them a clone of the HP system. Better than Industrial Espionage, because of the 100% potential success rate.

    172. Re: Other than Brother... by djcopi · · Score: 1

      I fondly remember when HP printers were worth having, and when the quality of any HP product was, without question, best-in-class, but the company has been run into the ground since then. I now own a Brother printer. It's OK, but the overall quality of consumer-level printers isn't really that great anymore. I no longer buy any HP products, and I've seen a trend away from them in business purchases, too.

    173. Re:Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever try to write your signature using a mouse? It would look better if you used crayon!

      You can actually scan your signature, and place it in the document as an image. It's perfect!

    174. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody should buy anything from them, ever.

      I'am personally baffled how that company still exists. I have never in my life heard anyone say anything good about their products such as, "hey this HP something is surprisingly good, efficient, reliable and affordable". Always the opposite.

      Government contracts. That leads to money for marketing and R&D&D (last D=Defectivating(tm)).

    175. Re:Other than Brother... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      They use the yellow ink to mark the pages.

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    176. Re:Other than Brother... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I offered to do this for an old employers check printer back in 1990.

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    177. Re:Other than Brother... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Paper sequesters carbon. For a little while anyhow.

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    178. Re:Other than Brother... by martinfb · · Score: 1

      Color laser printers are expensive.

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    179. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canon and HP laser toner cartridges are made in the same factory and use identical toner.

    180. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Laserjet 4L worked awesome until the power supply became touchy in 2007-ish.
      It still turns on after being left to sit for a while, but I've never gotten around to fixing it.
      Keeping it for spare parts for my Laserjet 4MP now, I guess.

    181. Re: Other than Brother... by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      We went looking for a replacement for our HP printer. Among the features we were looking for was: Not HP. We were successful in our quest. So far, our Canon has been a dream.

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    182. Re: Other than Brother... by K10W · · Score: 1

      I used HP printers for years starting with a LaserJet II. From about 2000 on, they were nothing but trouble, constant cartridge errors, clogs, etc. With both OEM and non-OEM ink. One with a scanner had the scanner self-destruct after about 20 page scans. About 5 years ago, I bought a canon. It's been through about 150 non-OEM cartridges. It's sat idle for a month and it's printed 200 photos in a day. And it works like a dream every time. This isn't really a plug for Canon, but HP is just so unbelievably bad. Nobody should buy their printers.

      Canon have similar shitty tricks, you're right on them being miles better than HP or lexmark for that matter. Canon and epson are the only two with more good than bad but they both have issues. My main printer is a Canon Pro-10 (precisioncolor aftermarket ink refilling of oem carts) for photos and 13"x19" stuff and I also have a few ip4600 and ip4700's and still use the latter model. The general low ends like the IP4700 have issues with excessive cleaning cycles though despite using oem carts and good resetter, some claim it is much worse if detects 3rd party carts or disable the ink monitor (it isn't optical these days). Nasty habit of spraying out half the cart in cleaning cycles in short period for no real reason.

      The pro-10 is MUCH better and only downside is it wont manage ICC profiles it printer for the paper I want in borderless mode (I use ilford gold silk mostly) BUT I disabled printer management and do it all in software with full 10bit start to end workflow and it is perfect. It isn't the cost difference between models though as I stayed away from the Pro-1 as many say it is MUCH worse on ink hogging/wasting for no percievable difference in prints despite extra greys.

    183. Re: Other than Brother... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      That was basically HP's "solution" too. Keep replacing motherboards until the consumer gave up. We had one guy who bought a top of the range machine, had this problem and had the board replaced. The replacement was a slightly different model, and where the HDMI port used to be there was just a hole and exposed PCB. Took about seven months for HP to fix it.

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    184. Re:Other than Brother... by jaklode · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you require proprietary drivers. HP and Epson printer drivers are free software. This makes a profound difference down the road, and in case you want to use them on more exotic architectures, for example, if you want to use a Raspberry Pi as your print server.

    185. Re: Other than Brother... by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      It's a Brother HL-2240. I just checked staples and the fuser says 12,000 pages and it's currently 2.5 times the price I paid for the printer. IMO if anything it should optionally come bundled with a toner cartridge for an extra $20 on top of the cost of the toner.

      The printer really was great value, but I'm not going to buy another machine that's going to the garbage dump over such a stupid reason, I will definitely be more careful when I replace it.

    186. Re: Other than Brother... by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      Depends on your point of view. Before this, I had an HP Laserjet 3 with approx 50,000 pages (so maybe 2,000-2,500 pages a year). So yeah, the Brother may get me around 5+ years, but a) the drum has a shorter shelf life than that and b) 5 years is still way to soon to junk a perfectly good printer. As long as it works, why replace it?

      The HP was actually about 50 times the price of the brother. And with inflation more like 100 times the true price. I'm not saying the brother isn't good value for a solid machine, just that the environmental price of their broken business model is awful.

    187. Re: Other than Brother... by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      I never had the DJ 500 but I remember it vividly, it was a nice machine.

      I also use Canon knockoffs for the same reason, the color is perfect but on some papers they fade within months. On other papers they last for years though. I wonder if the OEM inks would have the same issue.

    188. Re: Other than Brother... by Fencepost · · Score: 1

      OK, I'm going to assume you're talking about the drum unit, DR-420 on those. This is actually what transfers the toner to the paper, the fuser is a separate unit that's likely got a programmed "hey, replace this" at 100,000 pages. On a lot of printers with more expensive toner this transfer roller is actually built into the toner cartridge, which is why those toners are more expensive.

      The printer may complain when the drum hits its page count, but it should keep printing with no real issues - you can keep using that drum until/unless you start to see a decline in print quality.

      List on the DR420 is a little over $100, so yeah, more than a HL-2240 typically costs but even at the high price I see of $110 that means you got a hell of a deal on the printer at ~$40ish. I'll also note that third-party drum units run $18-25.

      In any case, most people who get that model printer are never going to come close to cranking 12,000 pages through a $40 laser printer. In fact, if you've run that many pages through I kind of hope you're using cheaper aftermarket toner, because if not then you should've bought a heavier-duty printer with a lower cost per page for toner. When you're looking for a replacement, check how much the toner cartridges cost per page (price/pagecount), plus any drum replacements and whether it ships with a starter cartridge or a full toner cartridge. Still, at 1.8 cents per page for toner I'm pretty sure that Brother's at the low end of the small printer toner cost scale.

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  2. So once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP, in one of its various forms, has proven that they are one of the most corrupt and dishonest companies doing business in the world today. Shock and surprise... :)

    1. Re:So once again... by nnull · · Score: 2

      Not only this, your printer is like spyware on your network, punching through your firewall if you allow it.

    2. Re:So once again... by Jhon · · Score: 1

      "HP, in one of its various forms, has *ONCE AGAIN* proven that they are one of the most corrupt and dishonest companies doing business in the world today. Shock and surprise... :)"

      Fixed that for you...

    3. Re:So once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah :-( to enable FW updates on HP inkjets, you have to give them permission to track ALL of your usage (the printer initiates the connection). HP knows how many copies and scans and prints you make when you make them. They could easily enable FW updates without the spying, but they want all the tracking data so linked them together...

    4. Re:So once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "HP, in one of its various forms, has *ONCE AGAIN* proven that they are one of the most corrupt and dishonest companies doing business in the world today. Shock and surprise... :)"

      Fixed that for you...

      ...and the U.S. Government still maintains huge contracts with them that keep them alive, even knowing what they're doing to American consumers. What does that say?

  3. How does this work? by willoughby · · Score: 1

    If a printer doesn't have Internet access, how would it know the date? Do printers have battery powered RTCs? ...and, yes, it's been a long time since I bought a printer.

    1. Re:How does this work? by carlos92 · · Score: 2

      The driver running on the PC surely tells the printer the date.

    2. Re:How does this work? by CrankyFool · · Score: 1

      Printer's got to be connected somehow, in order to print. Either it's connected via ethernet (all the wifi printers), in which case ... internet access, or it's USB-only, in which case the driver could tell it regularly (or at least each time you print) current date and time.

    3. Re:How does this work? by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      I lot of printers have you set the date and time as part if their initialization routine when first installed. Especially if they have a fax function. I don't know if they compare that date to any local computer or internet server.

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    4. Re:How does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If a printer doesn't have Internet access, how would it know the date?

      It could be set during factory testing. Maybe your printer will learn to be extra sneaky and talk through the dual-band radio in your electric meter or something in a "upgraded" streetlight. Some printers may feel like sharing retained raster-scan images of things they saw in the copier mode.

      Other hardware "expires" too. I saw a CO detector throw false weak battery beeps at five years, before it'd even gone through the original battery. The sensors deteriorate faster in a harsh environment, but the vast majority are still fine. There should be some way to do a quick check and reset the PIC, avoiding another $50 purchase. And they should supply info on what's in the PIC to help experimenters make use of the leftover hardware.
      Why not turn an old unit into something that can sense ground currents, or elevated atmospheric charge associated with lumpy solar wind (coronal hole effects etc.)? Even if one isn't trying to sense "unstable air" associated with thunderstorms ail and tornados, it might just warn a guy when it's a bad day to be handing static-sensitive chips.

    5. Re: How does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fire alarms / CO alarms are only legally rated for five years in many jurisdictions so the beeps make sense. Also... It's five years and the devices are cheap. Hardly a racket.

    6. Re:How does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://support.radioshack.com/support_tutorials/telephone/tfq-CID.htm

      If you have caller ID it may get time and date through that.

    7. Re:How does this work? by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      I wondered that too, so I figured the article didn't know what it was talking about, and it was the WINDOWS PRINTER DRIVER/SOFTWARE that triggered from the date.

      There is an easy way to test this: Almost all printers have a way of printing out a test page or demo page without even being connected to a computer. See where I'm going with this? Power off the printer, disconnect it from the PC (and network too), and then power it back on and print the test page. I bet the result will be interesting.

  4. Not really a printer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real scam is the name.

    It is an ink dispenser -- they sell the ink, in fact. It's that lame thing again -- expected profits -- and they get pretty p*ssed off if someone does not give them what they expect (just like the media conglomerates).

    We'll be truly free the day we get an open source printer with open source ink. Till then it's things like that. I have a laser (for SOHO) which broke after some 5,000 color pages in some 3 years (the thing should print that in a single month). I'm in doubt about getting it fixed after such a dismaying performance. It looks feigned...

  5. And that is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    you don't start a line in the subject without including it in the comment.

    1. Re:And that is why... by ichthus · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Shut up

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  6. Re:Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by Memophage · · Score: 5, Informative

    Epson makes an EcoTank printer which supposedly just has a "tank" of ink that you refill *gasp* from a bottle. They charge you more for the printer because they're not recouping costs by jacking you on ink, but once you buy it you can put in whatever ink you want.

  7. For years now... by wbr1 · · Score: 4, Informative
    HP has played shenanigans with firmware. I once had an early 2000s HP Photosmart. It printed well, had an optional duplexing unit and an SD card slot. Pretty advanced for its time. A couple years later, someone sent me a malfunctioning HP Office jet to look at. Different color plastic, no SD card reader or LCD screen, however the frame, head and paper transport mechanisms and duplxing unit were identical. I repaired this printer (just needed the head parking area cleaned) and ran print comparisons. The Photosmart blew it away in quality.

    If you know printers, HP printers have the nozzles in the ink carts. Nozzles are the primary factor that determines DPI. This means that the Officejet's driver or firmware nerfed it to a lower DPI for no reason other than that it was a lower cost printer.

    This was when I stopped buying or recommending HP..

    When it comes to 3rd party ink, I can understand a manufacturer that has a separate print head being sensitive to the quality and source of ink. However HP printers have the nozzles/head in the ink cartridge. The nozzles are also extremely low voltage, so the chance of damage to the printer from 3rd party ink is very low. As we all know this is a money grab, as the consumables are where the money is in printing. Margins on the hardware have been driven to nothing or less.

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    1. Re:For years now... by jaymemaurice · · Score: 1

      Are you sure it was the firmware and not the stepper motor that controls the paper forward feed and horizontal alignment of the heads?
      I would think that the electronics that control stepper motors are the same, the mounting parts the same etc. but what would make the difference between a good and a great printer would be the manufacturing tolerances and tolerances within the stepper itself.

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    2. Re:For years now... by somenickname · · Score: 1

      I think all printers are purposely designed to fail these days. I have an Epson that I use once or twice a year. I can't recall the last time I tried to use it and didn't spend an hour trying to clean the print heads only to order a new cartridge. It's not worth owning a printer if you are just a casual user. I spend like $30 a year to print 5 pages every 6 months. It's much cheaper to just take your print job to a store.

    3. Re:For years now... by swalve · · Score: 1

      My last HP printer had a 157 pagecount and was on its thrid set of cartridges. I tossed it in the dumpster and bought a lexmark color laser, and it's tremendous.

    4. Re:For years now... by omnichad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the nature of inkjets. They dry out. Just print something small every couple of weeks or buy a laser. Unless you want your printed pages to smudge, you want the ink to be able to dry out. There's no easy way around it. It's the ink prices that are the only problem with this.

    5. Re:For years now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does the customer who uses 3rd party ink say "hey, it prints badly/has stripes/unnatural color - I never buy from that 3rd party vendor" or daes he say "hey, this HP printer prints badly - never buy another HP"? And what does someone say that isn't involved in buying and replacing the ink and therefore doesn't know it's 3rd party ink?
      Essentially it's also (besides the lost sales) a brand image thing.

      CAPTCHA: monogamy

    6. Re:For years now... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      last I checked, professional HPs still had separate head units that could be replaced individually. It was only consumer-level stuff that had the nozzles in the carts, like almost everyone else.

      If you want proper ink tanks, buy Canon. But be aware that they have often had an antagonistic relationship towards Openness.

      The only HP product I still suggest people buy is Laserjets up to about the era of the LJ2300. You can still get parts for them and they're still awesome.

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    7. Re:For years now... by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't necessarily say its the nature of inkjets that you have to print something every couple of weeks. I used to sell prints at art shows in the summer as a hobby. I owned a Canon IPF5000 wide format printer. Because of the seasonal nature of my business I would do a ton of printing for 3-4 months, and then shutdown and unplug the printer for the other 8-9 months. Each year, I would plug it back it, it would run through 1 cleaning cycle, and it worked beautifully without any clogs or other degredation. Granted, that is a more professional series printer, and it uses pigment based inks, but I'm just saying that it's certainly possible for a printer to work fine after long periods of inactivity.

      For random everyday printing, I used a canon i950, and it too would do decent even when it went for a period without use. And it wasn't too bad consumable cost wise, as far as printers go. But I usually printed enough that I was having to replace the cartridge about twice a year for a cost over $100/year (and it did break once, and I replaced it with a refurb i960). 3 years ago I got dell multifunction color laser on sale for $250 shipped. Toner now costs about $10-$15/year, so the printer has just about paid for itself already (plus it's nice to have a scanner with a sheet feeder).

  8. HP Garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quit using HP long ago and purchased 1000 new Brother printers with zero problems to date with software or hardware. Thank goodness I did.

    1. Re:HP Garbage by flyingfsck · · Score: 2

      OK, but you don't think that keeping 999 spare printers in storage under your desk is a bit extreme?

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    2. Re:HP Garbage by stephenmac7 · · Score: 1

      Maybe he bought it for his company?

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    3. Re:HP Garbage by PAjamian · · Score: 2, Funny

      He probably did it based on his experience of the failure rate of the HPs.

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  9. Re:Massive sense of entitlement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    'You're not entitled to be able to use third party ink cartridges in a printer. The printer manufacturer doesn't have to modify the firmware or hardware in a printer because you're too cheap to pay for quality ink cartridges...'

    Do you actually understand how inkjet printers work? Your argument may most charitably be described as a load of small spherical objects.

  10. HP! Go Sit Over There by Sony. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think I'm adding HP to the list of companies that I will not do business with.

    1. Re:HP! Go Sit Over There by Sony. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add Samsung printers now that HP bought them

  11. Re:Massive sense of entitlement by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1, Troll

    You're not entitled to be able to use third party ink cartridges in a printer. The printer manufacturer doesn't have to modify the firmware or hardware in a printer because you're too cheap to pay for quality ink cartridges. Why does everyone have such a sense of entitlement these days? I'm getting really tired of millennials and everyone else deciding they can act just as entitled as the millennials. This is ridiculous. If you don't want to pay for ink cartridges, don't buy the printer.

    Hmmm... smells like a troll. A really ripe, rotten, shitty smelling troll. An anonymous troll! A cowardly troll... Apparently NOT young enough to be a millennial, yet still living in Mom's basement. Crawl up the stairs, you overgrown little boy - Mommy's calling you, and it's bath time.

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  12. Press a button for 30 seconds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On my Canon piece of shit inkjet, when it complains about the refilled cartridges being empty, I press "Stop" for 30 seconds and it clears the message.

  13. Mine failed differently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I had two HP printers in different locations that failed at nearly (and it could be exactly) the same time recently. Both hung up displaying "initializing". I threw both away and replaced them with Epson EcoTank printers. I'll buy no more ink cartridges, especially from HP.

  14. Don't use HP printers by roc97007 · · Score: 0

    Problem solved.

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    1. Re:Don't use HP printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem solved.

      "But, but, but... how can I use something that doesn't have their logo? I'd have to print from some alien device that I'm not completely familiar with! What would my customers think?? I'm printing their stuff through some dangerous machine that they're not familiar with? I'll lose ALL of my business!!!!!! ARRRRGH! OH MY GOD not to mention something else connecting to my HP computer and monitor!!!!"

      LOL

      I'm sorry.. had to. Modding, hence anon.

  15. I have a simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Follow along with my three step plan:

    * Throw HP ink jet printer in trash
    * Buy laser printer from anyone other than HP
    * There is no step 3!

  16. Re: Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup, i have one and I love it. it comes with enough ink to print 11,000 pages of black text with just what is included in the first set of ink. it also cost $450, and not $60

  17. Ha, Someone said history repeats itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't this the case way back around 2008ish. I moved away from inkject to laser(aka brother dn..mfp, around 350 usd but every penny's worth) and never bin happier. Instant warmup and for an occasional user like myself, say 20-30 pages a month, no more dried, expired, checking.. run multiple time to store for each color. When did I last change my laser catridge, 1... 2.. ?! wait 4 years. Thats right, I am on second catridge since I bought this around 2009. That too, I used printer for some fun like scanning hand and printing etc..

    We learnt our lesson and moved on, but there is always a new generation to repeat the mistakes. And for HP just another bad news cycle. sigh...

  18. But it wasn't intentional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since we have no proof that their carelessness was intended to scam their customers, we will not recommend an indictment. And maybe if will help if you wipe the ink cartridge with a cloth or something.

  19. Re:I'm suing HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well someone ought to sue them. This can't be legal. At best, it's tortious interference: HP is interfering with the relationship between the consumer and another vendor's product/business. At worst, it's anticompetitive behavior. Either way, they need to be slapped down hard for this.

  20. Inkjet? by rossdee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I gave up on inkjet printers last century

    1. Re:Inkjet? by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Seriously, stop purchasing inkjet crap. For business work, buy a color laser printer. The tone doesn't dry, and last much longer than inkjet cartridges. The printer itself is more expensive (twice), but all in all - quality, reliability, toner and printer lifespan, speed - the laser printer wins by a large margin. For home pictures, go to a photo shop.

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    2. Re:Inkjet? by dwywit · · Score: 1

      I haven't yet found a laser printer that will print on CDs/DVDs. And yes, I do a reasonable volume of disc printing - small-scale video production mostly, with some private audio CDs. Just not enough for a commercial run.

      That's "private", not "pirate".

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    3. Re:Inkjet? by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Buy specific thin stickers than can go into a laser, and then apply them on your cd/dvds/br.

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    4. Re:Inkjet? by dwywit · · Score: 2

      That is an option, but there's too much risk of a label peeling off inside a drive, leading to unhappy customers. I've seen the results of a label coming off the disc.

      It's not really a problem for me, the relative high cost of inkjet printing is something I factor into the price of the job. The mid-range Canon inkjets with 5 cartridges produce superb results.

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    5. Re:Inkjet? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      No. That is wrong, low quality and dangerous.

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    6. Re:Inkjet? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Are there any printing technologies that are "this century"? The major rival to inkjet is laser, and that predates inkjet by a decade or so.

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    7. Re:Inkjet? by FrozenGeek · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that, got away from it as soon as I could. Looks dreadful. If the label comes off in your drive (it does happen) kiss you drive bye-bye. If you have a drive with a narrow opening, it may not fit (seriously).

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    8. Re:Inkjet? by FrozenGeek · · Score: 1

      Just because a technology has been around for a while doesn't mean it's obsolete. We've been using A/C electricity in our homes for a century or more. It still works just fine. For printing, bottom line is we need something to make marks on paper.

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    9. Re:Inkjet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, dot matrix is where it is at.

    10. Re:Inkjet? by guruevi · · Score: 1

      I gave up on CD/DVD's a decade ago though. I think for your purposes, a USB stick may be viable, you can get them for less than 50c in bulk.

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    11. Re:Inkjet? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree, I was just baffled by the OP's implied assertion there was a 21st century printing technology.

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    12. Re:Inkjet? by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      But how do you print on those?

    13. Re:Inkjet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some say the label's glue shortens the CD/DVD's lifespan (i.e. readability).

    14. Re:Inkjet? by Anonymous+CowWord · · Score: 1

      There is solid ink which is technically newer than laser or inkjet (started in 90s I believe). The downside of that though is that warmup time is long, and printer consumes a lot of energy in standby as it need to keep a pool of heated (melted) ink for quick printing.

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  21. Nag-ware Story by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I had an HP all-in-one printer/fax/scanner that took both color and B&W cartridges. When the color cartridge expired date-wise, one would have to confirm a panel notice on EVERY print-job, even if only printing B&W, which was the vast majority of the time. (I made sure the document print set-up selected "B&W only".)

    Might as well have purchased a Wells Fargo cartridge.

    1. Re:Nag-ware Story by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a great reason to buy a cheap black and white laser printer.

    2. Re:Nag-ware Story by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Lucky person that got the HP that actually prints B&W when color is out...

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    3. Re:Nag-ware Story by swalve · · Score: 0

      Cool story, dad.

  22. Your robotic overlords have now awoken! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just another attempt at a walled garden. First it was Apple.. the garden was pretty and millions decided to wander around in it oblivious to the tens of feet of concrete block being erected around them. Then more recently... Microsoft brought Windows 10 and with it.. the chance to erect a similar walled garden. Initially the garden was free, and you could enter the garden by clicking a couple of buttons. Months later.. Microsoft decided that their garden wasn't properly filled, and they introduced software updates that by hook or crook dragged the unknowing or unwilling into their walled garden with no way to get out. Now HP has seen this trend and decided to capitalize on it. Why compete for your printer ink dollars when they can program your printer to error out on non-HP cartridges. You will be compelled to purchase your ink from them first-party.. pay the penalty of ultimate submission to the software/hardware restrictions they are imposing.. all the while you get to peek around at a newly created walled garden.

    Peace out.

  23. Re:Massive sense of entitlement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    kill yourself

  24. Monday is coming soon by nnull · · Score: 1

    I hope they have a firmware update soon before Monday morning. A lot of printers are gonna be broken in a lot of places. There's a lot of places that use HP printers and there's a lot of places that use "Non-Genuine" cartridges to save costs.

  25. Epson sucks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I needed a scanner and could only get a scanner/printer combo locally at the time. Got an Epson. Should have taken it back when it refused to scan unless I installed the ink cartridges. Since they were in, I did try to print something. It came out as about a 1"x1.5" (ish) image on a 4x6 paper that came with it. I thought that was a bit ridiculous, and tried to make it bigger. Next it printed it in four parts, using four pages. What a waste. I never tried to print anything else with it. When the scanner failed, I contacted tech support, which replied with a canned response that clearly indicated that nobody read about the things I tried to do to solve the issue. ("Is it plugged in?")

    I got a survey about my tech support experience, I gave all low replies, and it asked "What could we do better next time?"
    I replied that there would not be a next time, and that I would tell anyone who would listen what a piece of junk my Epson was, and how abysmal my Epson tech support experience was.

  26. without your permission? by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

    You know the routine, check the license. Chances are you signed over the house.

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    1. Re:without your permission? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You bought the physical product. You didn't accept the license when you paid with your credit card. The "license" is invalid. In most places the judges will agree. In the few where they don't, you know you need to replace your judges.

  27. Just sayin.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My HP Photosmart 5520 Printer has been fine! printed a dozen or so sheets on Thursday using non-HP cartridges.

    Did have to change the Black cartridge though, as it was empty, other than that no problems!!

    Did get an email through this week about an firmware update, not got around to installing it yet...

    Hmm.....

  28. I refuse to buy HP products by Nunya666 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I filed the following complaint with the BBB over 5 years ago.

    I bought a new HP office-quality printer from Sam's Club. When the ink ran out, I replaced it with used cartridges from Rapid Refill. The printer recognizes that non-HP ink has been installed, and refuses to print. If I replace the new cartridges with the almost-empty HP cartridges, it prints fine. I Googled the problem, and found that a "fix" is to open and close the ink access door. Every time I print a document, I have to open and close the ink access door. Even if I'm standing at the printer to copy or fax a document, I have to open and close the ink access door before it will process the request.

    Last week, I ordered refillable ink cartridges from an Internet store. When those cartridges are installed, the printer refuses to print at all, even with the ink access door trick. It complains that the ink cartridges are "empty or missing."

    HP now puts a small computer chip on every ink cartridge. That chip allows the printer to recognize non-HP ink cartridges.

    This behavior is as unscrupulous as blackmail. "You must buy our overly-priced ink, or we will brick your $170 printer!"

    HP's response was to send me a free ink cartridge. That satisfied the BBB, and they closed the case.

    I haven't bought another HP product since, and encourage others to do the same.

    1. Re:I refuse to buy HP products by buss_error · · Score: 2

      The key here is "$170 printer". This is not the cost of the unit; it's right at or below. The reason is because printer manufacturers have gotten used to being able to pick customers pockets once the purchase of the unit is made, counting on the consumer to have "Sunk cost fallacy".

      That being said, I have advocated for simply throwing out HP equipment in my employment. I won't go into details (NDA and I don't want my opinion getting me sued) but I won't purchase HP if I have any say in the matter at all.

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    2. Re:I refuse to buy HP products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't bought another HP product since, and encourage others to do the same.

      While I don't disagree with that, what do people recommend? When this brother color later dies, or perhaps just runs out of toner, I'd kind of like to replace it with something:

      1) Very small. Yes, it has to print 8.5x11, but it should take up minimal desk space.
      2) Print speed doesn't matter much. I print like once a month.
      3) It should use almost zero power when on, unless it is actually printing.
      4) I should never have to buy new consumables simply because the old ones dries out or similar. (I can't see how one avoids a color laser with this requirement.)
      5) It should print from linux with stock drivers in say linux mint. I don't particularly care if it pegs the cpu while it prints, but if I have to go do a bunch of work to install a driver then it fails.
      6) It should plug into a standard network jack and not attempt to reach the internet for any reason.
      7) Drivers and the printer itself should be only for printing. No garbage or services that might help compromise something and definitely no extra processes running.
      8) Low total cost. Since the number of pages I print is minimal, it can cost a bit per page, as long as the total cost is reasonable. If the device was guaranteed to print say 10k pages and then have to be replaced, well I could live with that, provided there was an easy way to recycle the old one.
      9) color and say 300 dpi minimal (600 preferred.) Photo quality would be nice.

      At any rate, that is my wish list for my next printer. I rather suspect such a model might be popular.

    3. Re:I refuse to buy HP products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I won't go into details (NDA and I don't want my opinion getting me sued) but I won't purchase HP if I have any say in the matter at all.

      Should've posted as anonymous coward then, just to be safe.

    4. Re:I refuse to buy HP products by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The key here is "$170 printer". This is not the cost of the unit; it's right at or below.

      Nonsense. You can buy a laser printer for that. I'll bet you a dollar it costs less than forty bucks to manufacture the average inkjet printer, including the ink carts. And it's not like anyone buys official toner carts for cheap laser printers. Shit, I don't buy official ones for my HP. You can order a $3 replacement for the toner DRM chip which you can just stick onto any cart right over the top of the original, even on an official cart which has been refilled.

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  29. Re: Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

    You realy think it costs anywhere near 450 to make a fsking inkjet printer?

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  30. uninstaller unrunnable in safe mode by epine · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I will never tire of telling this story until the day I die, or the neo-millennials go "huh" when you mention BSODs or 404s.

    Back around 2003 (the last time I volunteered to "help" somebody with their Windows system), I was recruited by my sister to help a friend of hers install a printer driver for her new HP printer.

    I thought, "surely this won't be too hard".

    So I went to the right website, downloaded the correct driver, and clicked "install". Whirr, whirr. Time to reboot. Oh, shit, BSOD! Reboot again. BSOD.

    "Oh well, I guess I'll have to uninstall that POS printer driver."

    Boot into safe mode. No problem. Click on HP-provided utility to uninstall broken driver. Dialogue box comes up: "uninstaller can not run in low resolution". Program terminated. I forget the resolution required, but it wasn't available in safe mode. Piss around with the video mode in safe mode for fifteen minutes. No dice.

    Start reading the internet about how to manually uninstall broken HP printer driver. God knows what files I deleted or what scary reg-edits were required, but I eventually got rid of the damn thing. Computer now boots normally again, but the printer still doesn't work.

    I go to the HP support page to file a bug report, through an HP supplied URL. Many, many, many required fields. Gave them a piece of my mind in the comment box. Click submit. Result comes back: "404 not found". This is HP's own support website, as found in ancillary tools packed with the broken driver. It found the form for me to fill out, but couldn't find the server after I finished filling it out. Submission lost.

    HP forever since has resided in my colossal fuck-up bucket. I know people who purchase their expensive HA kit and swear by the organization, but on the consumer side, I can only swear at this organization.

    Despite this, I did buy a networked wide-body inkjet from HP subsequently at a huge discount from a going-out-of-business sale, and it hasn't been terrible, but I only replace the ink when I know I'm doing a lot of printing for a few months.

    I don't know any company that's fallen further or faster in consumer esteem (once upon a time, a time I still recall, HP calculators represented the pinnacle of consumer esteem) except perhaps for the Hudson's Bay Company, but to comprehend that story you have to know what it once owned: a list of assets many nation states would envy. They spun off oil companies, railroads, real estate. What did they keep? Zellers.

    I keep telling my wife that the insurance business has the rare business model of litigating its own customers (just try to collect ...)

    But just now I realize that the ink jet market is not so far behind as all that.

    1. Re:uninstaller unrunnable in safe mode by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

      I don't know any company that's fallen further or faster in consumer esteem (once upon a time, a time I still recall, HP calculators represented the pinnacle of consumer esteem) except perhaps for the Hudson's Bay Company, but to comprehend that story you have to know what it once owned: a list of assets many nation states would envy. They spun off oil companies, railroads, real estate. What did they keep? Zellers.

      Two words: Carly Fiorina.

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    2. Re:uninstaller unrunnable in safe mode by swalve · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

    3. Re:uninstaller unrunnable in safe mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP was shit before Carly.

    4. Re:uninstaller unrunnable in safe mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it wasn't.

    5. Re:uninstaller unrunnable in safe mode by dwywit · · Score: 1

      HP "support". Customer wanted Windows SBS2011 on his new HP server, so I checked the compatibility matrix on the HP website. All OK.

      Server arrives, drivers disc states "suitable for Windows Server 2008". Hmmmm. I call HP tech support for advice, and they tell me that server model is not supported for SBS2011. Being a suspicious type, I'd saved the URL for the compatibility matrix page, and I read it aloud to the service tech, who proceeded to remain silent for several moments. He then admitted that the situation was beyond him, and escalated to the call. I finally got someone from 2nd-level support tell me to "just try the 2008 drivers". Great, so they hadn't actually tested this machine with this OS.

      Don't even ask about installing SBS2011. OK, I'll tell you. I had to pick apart the installation scripts and run some of the commands separately to make it work. When I called the supplier for help, they quoted me AUD$1400-$1800 PER DAY for a Microsoft specialist. When I pointed out this was an installation issue, and they had a responsibility to provide support, they didn't actually laugh, but they didn't help, either. Don't buy HP, and don't trust Microsoft "partners", either.

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    6. Re:uninstaller unrunnable in safe mode by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I don't know any company that's fallen further or faster in consumer esteem ... except perhaps for the Hudson's Bay Company ...

      Palm, Yahoo, SGI, Sun, SCO....

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    7. Re:uninstaller unrunnable in safe mode by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Sony is one other.

    8. Re:uninstaller unrunnable in safe mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had problems with printing to HP printers from 16-bit windows applications. Windows XP uses the stack memory of the program that makes the first print call to initialize the printer driver. Some HP drivers used so much stack memory that the (64 KB) stack segment would wrap and overwrite stack data of the calling application. I ended up allocating an extra 64 KB and switching to that as stack, just before making the first print call.
      I did notice that for some newer HP drivers, the version numbers inside the driver files where actually decrementing, indicating that there solution to fixing problems was to publish a new driver that was just a re-packaged revert to a much older driver.

    9. Re:uninstaller unrunnable in safe mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP upper management was dysfunctional before Carly, which is why they felt that the most important attribute of the next CEO was gender. So they hired Carly and she ran the company into the ground.

    10. Re:uninstaller unrunnable in safe mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep...precisely put.

    11. Re:uninstaller unrunnable in safe mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confusing "upper management" with the board of directors.

      The unfortunate truth is that once a company holds its IPO, it's no longer really in charge of its own destiny.

    12. Re:uninstaller unrunnable in safe mode by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I can't duplicate this precise story, but I feel the last good printer I bought was the HP G55...around 1998, but I'm not sure precisely.

      N.B.: My requirements limit me to a multi-function ink-jet, I'm sure that there have been good printers made since then.

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  31. Re: Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course not.

    The maker and the various middle men have to make their cut.

  32. The Beginning of their Downward Spiral by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    PC LOAD LETTER. WTF is that?

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    1. Re:The Beginning of their Downward Spiral by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Informative

      PC LOAD LETTER. WTF is that?

      Once you know that "PC" stands for "Paper Cartridge", it becomes clear that the printer is asking you to put Letter size paper into the paper cartridge.

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    2. Re:The Beginning of their Downward Spiral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      PC LOAD LETTER. WTF is that?

      Once you know that "PC" stands for "Paper Cartridge", it becomes clear that the printer is asking you to put Letter size paper into the paper cartridge.

      Once you have seen the movie Office Space, it becomes clear that this joke just went over your head.

    3. Re:The Beginning of their Downward Spiral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PC LOAD LETTER. WTF is that?

      Once you know that "PC" stands for "Paper Cartridge", it becomes clear that the printer is asking you to put Letter size paper into the paper cartridge.

      ... If you are in the US, where you know 'Letter' is a paper size. Anywhere else, and paper is A3, A4, A5, ... and the printer says 'load letter' (load what?)

      HPs default to 'letter' regardless of the country, so if you print something without specifying the paper size (plain text), or without a driver (plain text), you get this.

      At least this was the situation when the message became infamous.

    4. Re:The Beginning of their Downward Spiral by Dog-Cow · · Score: 3

      It's a line from Office Space.

    5. Re:The Beginning of their Downward Spiral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Once you know that "PC" stands for "Paper Cartridge"

      No, it's a problem with the PC connected to the printer. Just ask anyone who has seen that message.
      Why would they use an abbreviation no one has heard of? Just to get a wikipedia page, once that is invented?

    6. Re:The Beginning of their Downward Spiral by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      That's because for some darn reason the printer driver defaults to the US Letter format instead of the ISO A4 format that most of the world outside the US uses.

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    7. Re:The Beginning of their Downward Spiral by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      Yeah...I'm going to need you to come in Saturday...to find a fix to install non-OEM printer cartridges in all the HP inkjets...that would be great...you'll probably have to come in Sunday too...

    8. Re:The Beginning of their Downward Spiral by Fencepost · · Score: 1

      I used to have a bunch of little snippets in files that I could send to our office printers.

      Things like INSERT QUARTER, etc. - whatever would fit on the little one-line displays.

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    9. Re:The Beginning of their Downward Spiral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The message would be easier to understand if they just left off 'PC'. I ran through Personal Computer, Politically Correct, and a few more, and none made sense.

    10. Re:The Beginning of their Downward Spiral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you know that "PC" stands for "Personal Computer", it becomes clear that the computer is asking you to press a letter key (load a letter) on your keyboard.

  33. HP Printer Issues by WindowsStar · · Score: 3, Informative

    This kind of bullshit from HP that caused us to move to Dell Printers 5 years ago. We started having service issues with HP where they would refuse to service the printer in warranty, then we started having issues like this were our non-HP ink would fail to work no matter what we did. We have never had any issues with Dell plus they will bend over backwards to fix issues as needed. We have never looked back. On a side note: we have discovered over the last few years that HP computers and laptops are also having issues, break faster than normal, or just don't work well. We are slowly switching to Dell computers and have had no issues. We are beginning to think HP is having some major issues with their company. -WS

    1. Re:HP Printer Issues by pz · · Score: 1

      We are beginning to think HP is having some major issues with their company.

      I believe the issues you are finding would stem from Carly Fiorina. She did a world of bad for HP, a once great company. I used HP equipment starting many decades ago. It used to be that when you bought an HP instrument, it was indestructible. I quipped to a fellow student of mine when in graduate school that if the high-powered HP power supply we had just bought on the used market worked, it would work for ever. And, I was right.

      For equipment from a specific era, it's hard to beat HP.

      But, regrettably, that era has passed, and Carly Fiorina put the last dozen nails in the coffin.

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    2. Re:HP Printer Issues by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      When it comes to Dell's enterprise support, they are pretty top-notch. In-state support techs, fast response times. We have five PowerEdge servers with ESXi 5.5 under service contract, and a couple of Equallogic 6100 SANs. Had an issue that caused four VMs to drop out, they fixed as much as they could and transfered us to a VMWare engineer to finish it up. Sure, it took 12 hours for it all, but saved our jobs. Their sending a tech in to swap out a controller board on one of the PS6100's next week, and helping me with updating the subnetting and vlan settings. Did I mention the techs are based in the US? Well worth the $ for to keep it all under the "mission critical" contract. You might not need it, but when you do it's a life saver.

    3. Re:HP Printer Issues by suss · · Score: 1

      Well, i have some bad news for you...

  34. God damn printers by darkitecture · · Score: 3, Informative

    It always seem to be that the most frustrating and/or ridiculous computer stories have something to do with printers.

    One personal experience I will never forget had to do with a Canon multifunctional I purchased. It was a printer/flatbed scanner and was pretty good at both. But one day it simply stopped reading the cartridge. It gave a message that I needed to insert a cartridge even though one was in there. Replaced it with a new cartridge just in case but still wouldn't recognize it.

    I thought to myself "well, the scanner still works very well and it's really fast so at least I can use it as a scanner, right?"

    Wrong. The printer would remain in 'flashing light error' mode and would not allow me to dismiss it in anyway whatsoever, preventing me from ever using it as a scanner. Seemed like a waste of a perfectly good scanner.

    1. Re:God damn printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The problem can actually be solved very easily.

    2. Re:God damn printers by danomac · · Score: 1

      This is the exact reason why I bought my scanner separate from my printer. At least if one craps out I can still use the other...

    3. Re:God damn printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the same problem with my Canon Pixma 892. One day it just started flashing "Wrong print head" and wouldn't do anything. The print head looked perfectly fine. A replacement print head is about $100.

      I picked up a used printer at Goodwill for $30 and bought some ink, works okay. Though I'd prefer to have my 892 working, but I'm not paying $100 for something that shouldn't have broken after a year.

  35. The final nail... by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    ...in the coffin

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  36. Re:Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by Archimonde · · Score: 1

    My dad has one of those and its great. That ink lasts forever. He has it for couple of years now and he only added ink (which is cheap) recently. And he prints in color fairly often so I was actually very surprised when he told me that he only just now both new ink bottles.

    It prints as well as on the first day so I cannot recommend this line of printers enough.

     

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  37. Re: Massive sense of entitlement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1 immediately and spectacularly

  38. HP Printer Cartridge Warranty is worthless by renuk007 · · Score: 1

    I live in Sri Lanka, and I use an HP Color Laserjet. I got stuck with outdated toner cartridges (genuine HP, but over 4 years old) which just died. So I went to the official HP agent ... and the manager tells me, "No, that warranty is invalid ... are you kidding, warranties on toner?" So I guess the "worldwide" warranty only works if you're willing to go back to the USA and file a complaint there. Anywhere else, good luck.

  39. All "consumer" PCs and printers are garbage by ErichTheRed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not defending HP on this one, but it's common knowledge that you get what you pay for when it comes to consumer hardware. When it comes to PCs and printers, you really have to step up into the business lines to get something that has a chance of lasting, or doesn't have artificial restrictions like this put in place.

    I've seen HP printers at Best Buy, Costco, etc. for less than $100 in some cases, and certainly the majority are less than $300. At that price point, when you consider how much it costs to market, stock and sell that device, wouldn't you expect tricks like this? Same thing goes for PCs and laptops -- business laptops can still be over $1000 these days, and consumer ones are below $500. But, one comes with a 3 year warranty and a guarantee of a stable hardware configuration, and the other comes with a 90 day warranty and is assembled from the spare parts bin with whatever components they happen to have on hand that day. And it's not just HP -- all the PC manufacturers have a consolidated set of business-level SKUs, plus hundreds of consumer SKUs, all slightly different, to be sold at various levels of retailer (office supply stores, Costco, electronics chains, etc.) In the printer world, you need to buy at least the low end business models to have a chance of them lasting more than a few years. I bought a LaserJet P3015 years back and haven't had any complaints...but the printer retailed for about $900. Buying the office model for home is expensive but it does just work and still has echoes of the old tank-like build quality of LaserJets of yesteryear.

    HP, Lenovo, etc. should all just jettison the crap consumer lines, cede the low end of the market to tablets or Chromebooks, and focus on making high-margin quality hardware for people who still need it. Their bottom lines would be much better off, and people wouldn't have to put up with stuff like this.

    1. Re:All "consumer" PCs and printers are garbage by stikves · · Score: 1

      There are premium consumer products, and naturally you need to pay a "premium" to buy them as well.

      For example, Epson has an "ink tank" based inkjet printer. It costs much more for the hardware, but saves a lot on the ink price on the long term. It's available at my local Staples store. Also Canon's and Epson's "pro" lines are usually good at ink cost for the quality you get (especially for photos).

      For laptops, Apple has MacBook pro, and Microsoft has Surface Pro series. They both come with very high quality components (for example the SSD in SP4 is a Samsung and has 600+MB/s write speed). They have excellent warranty, and of course it is very difficult to find them with even a $200 discount, even with student offers.

      Similarly there are many other high quality products on the market. Just make sure there are no "50% off" offers for the product (even for refurbished). Then you're just paying a "premium" for an expensive, but regular product.

    2. Re:All "consumer" PCs and printers are garbage by nnull · · Score: 1

      A lot of their business line printers are affected by this as well. There is no escape from this nonsense.

  40. Not bad, criminal deceptive, Dieselgate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It isn't that HP are bad printers here, it's that HP are trying to deceive their users into thinking the OEM cartridges are defective. And the timing reveals that its a trick in their software not a true fault.

    i.e. pre planned attempt to deceive consumers about the quality of third party cartridges.

    At this point the cartridge makers should sue (tortuous interference in business), and the authorities should look at this in terms of the Dieselgate scandal, since its an attempt to deceive consumers.

    1. Re:Not bad, criminal deceptive, Dieselgate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I believe the legal term is "obtaining pecuniary advantage by deception" and various executives should go to jail - possibly including ex-executives (Carly, we are looking at you).

    2. Re:Not bad, criminal deceptive, Dieselgate by mschwanke97402 · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure that tortuous involves actual physical torture. Think thumbscrews and the like. Perhaps you meant "tortious interference".

  41. Mine works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an HP printer (networked, monochrome, laser) that I have been feeding non-HP cartridges for years now. Actually, other than the original cartridge it only got non-HP ones. Works like a charm to this day. It is a 5 year old printer, maybe newer models exhibit this behavior.

  42. Re:Massive sense of entitlement by swalve · · Score: 0

    I know you are being ridiculous, but who can blame them? When consumers feed their printers $4 cartridges filled with ground tires for 5 years and then it breaks, they blame the manufacturer of the printer.

  43. HP not all bad ... by swell · · Score: 1

    Another problem with HP- if you run out of yellow (or any single color) you just can't print at all. Even your black only documents will refuse to print.

    But the worst problem is tech support. God help you if you ever need that.

    On the good side, when other brands were struggling with faulty paper handling, HP was flawless. Never a double sheet draw, never a jam, never a missed sheet, even with the duplex unit, even after it got old and full of crud. The sheet fed scanner sometimes struggled with odd sized or wrinkled pages, but usually worked ok.

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    1. Re:HP not all bad ... by xlsior · · Score: 1

      Another problem with HP- if you run out of yellow (or any single color) you just can't print at all. Even your black only documents will refuse to print.

      Worse than that: I ran into that issue with an HP combination printer/fax machine, years ago. We never used it for printing, just faxing. After a few years it all of a sudden refused to print incoming faxes (using black ink) because the color cartridge (which had never printed a drop of ink) had "expired". As soon as you turned on the device it would fail to initialize and wait for a non-expired color cartridge.Which meant that the only way to continue receiving B&W faxes was to throw out a 100% full color cartridge and spend $34.99 on another one.

      Instead of buying color ink, we purchased a samsung fax instead.

    2. Re:HP not all bad ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not just HP, Same with Canon large format plotters (with 6x 130 ml ink cartridges).

    3. Re:HP not all bad ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that yellow is used to print the (almost) invisible printer serial and time stamp, which is required for all color printers sold in the US.

  44. really like my Brother Printer but they play games by mykepredko · · Score: 2

    I have a five year old MFC-9970CDW (SOHO) laser printer that has thrown an error message saying that the life of the drum unit has been used up for the past three years. Now it says that the paper drive unit has exceeded it's life and needs to be replaced. The printer continues to work perfectly.

    Along with this, I've found that when you get a warning saying that a toner cartridge is low and needs to be replaced immediately, it has about 20% of it's life left. It took me a very expensive cartridge or two to figure out that I could run them to the end without any issues.

    It is an excellent printer, probably the best one I've ever owned and I would recommend Brother laser printers and buy another one over competing brands.

    But, I don't consider them to provide them to be a vendor that doesn't play games.

  45. Another reason to boycott HP by jonwil · · Score: 1

    I will NEVER spend a cent of my own money on any HP product. And I will recommend to friends and family not to buy HP gear either.

    And if I am ever in a position to make decisions in an office environment (or recommendations to co-workers/bosses/etc) about gear, I will recommend against HP in that situation too.

  46. Canon MX922 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canon MX922 & Sophia Global Ink from Amazon. Stock up on 2 sets, ink does expire in about 2 years.

  47. Re: Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

    The cost of an item rarely has a direct correlation to the cost of production. You need to get out more. Maybe take a few business courses.

  48. Not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not surprised by this at all. I will say that I have never had any problems with HP's hardware. HOWEVER, their software/drivers suck. I had an inkjet where once you printed from an application, say Word, you could not print from ANY other application (like Notepad) until the computer was rebooted.

  49. Same with Samsung. by rew · · Score: 1

    There I actively performed the firmware update myself. The new firmware rejected the non-original cartridges. After a few tests the 123inkt-support team said: "well then, it seems your cartridge is broken". So they send me a new one, I returned the old one, and since then I've been printing again. (I was going to say something like "happily", but for honesty I must leave that out....)

  50. hp PLANS to screw with you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spoke with a product manager at hp several years ago who said that the product meetings they had in the printer groups always focused on how much ink the printer would use and very little on how good the printer would actually print. Welcome to Meg Whitman World!

  51. Re: Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    Not to make it but to also take care of the sales, distribution, support and warranty management. A lower volume also causes the price to be higher.

    But you need to look at the total cost of ownership and if the ink is cheap then it pays off pretty soon with a more expensive printer.

    A cheap printer may no longer be supported in the next version of your favorite commercial operating system.

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  52. Here's my HP Story... by rworne · · Score: 1

    I purchased several years back an HP-m475dw. Basically a Color Laserjet 400 Pro with a scanner bed on the top.

    I never had one problem with it aside from one jam on the paper feeder for the scanner.

    I do need to occasionally get drivers from the HP site as well as firmware updates to fix the occasional bugs - like the one I discovered where the printer would freeze up scanning a 16+ page document to a PDF file. Well, HP decided that such support should not be available anymore to this class of machine without a service contract. That's right, no more updates unless you fork over money - sorta.

    If I log in with my account and access the support page for the printer, I'm reminded that it is out of warranty and I need to purchase a service contract to continue and download files.

    *but*

    If I log out and search for the printer and drivers on Google, it takes me to the very same page where the latest firmware and drivers are freely downloadable to me as an anonymous user.

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  53. HP = Horse Poo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Back around 2003 i did work for a transportation company which was extremely cheap in their approach to IT.
    They need a new Printer for printing connotes - so i just got them a 2nd hand HP LaserJet 4 from the late 90's (it cost $30 to buy).

    this printer would print approx 3-400 pages per day (well above its duty cycle), would never have an issue, and wouldn't even need to be serviced. (they ended up getting it services once every 12 months just to be on the safe side).

    In 2005 the same company needed a new Printer for their Customer Service area, and after the success with the LaserJet 4, decided to lash out, and buy a brand new high-end HP Laser (with networking, duplex, additional paper trays), and cost them approx $3500 - and it was printing alot less than the LaserJet 4, but its duty cycle was well above what they actually needed for it.
    This Printer ended up being replaced 5 times in 2yrs by HP, and every 3 months was having to be serviced (due to continually breaking down).
    The company then ended up buying a 2nd hand cheap Lexmark to run next to the HP (due to all the downtime with the HP), and then ended up throwing out the HP while it was still under warranty - as the constant replacing of printers, and constant servicing for it, just wasn't worth it.

    Anyway, jump forward to 2013, and i stopped dealing with the company... but at this time, the LaserJet 4 was still running fine, while every other printer in the company was now non-HP after having been replaced gradually, due to the costs involved of 'trying' to use HP equipment.

    HP made great equipment back in the 1990's... but since the early 2000's everything turned to crap (including their Server's).

  54. Re: Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lol! I'm installing 3 60 foot Inkjet lines next month at 3 million apiece. ;)

    Just saying. Mine will print 1000 feet 3 up letter per minute, though. Oce 3900z.

  55. A charge of criminal damage seems right by Bruce66423 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    An organisation causes an otherwise safely operating piece of machinery to stop operating by means of a sent message. Does that not constitute criminal damage? A few thousand convictions in courts around the world will probably do wonders for their behaviour in future. However it requires someone with imagination to bring the charge!

  56. Re:really like my Brother Printer but they play ga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish the internet would throw error messages when people use extra apostrophes.

    ERROR 40'4
    IT'S MEANS IT IS

  57. Maybe this time it really is a bug, not a feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if this isn't some evil plan from E-corp, but just a bug in HP's printers? or a bug in shared cartridge firmware? If I look at the time, right now, as an integer It is a fairly random-looking number: 1474184572. But if I go back to September 13th it doesn't look nearly so random - using ruby's Time.new(2016,9,13,13,53,20).to_i I get 1473800000. So if some developer expected the low half of the decimal time to never be zero it could get into a weird error state. I could definitely see it happening in a proprietary protocol or in DRM or crypto.

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  58. customer support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even though I'm nearly 40 yo I've bought my first printer not long ago, and my sole criterion to choose the brand was based on customers rates on the customer support. not surprisingly HP was near the bottom, with brother and canon at top.

  59. A lot of them do it. by bl968 · · Score: 1

    Apple will brick your phone at the next update if a non-apple approved battery is installed.

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  60. Printers? Do they still make those? by shawnhcorey · · Score: 1

    I haven't use a printer in years. Haven't missed it. It's time to embrace the paperless office.

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  61. Change the date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1.Change the date
    2.Check that it prints again.
    3.Sue their ass off.
    4.???
    5.Profit!!

  62. Hillary by tomhath · · Score: 1

    Is there anybody who makes significant use of hardcopies anymore?

    25,000 pages of emails.

    Hey, you asked the question!

  63. Let's sue them like we sued Volkswagen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh wait, HP is an American company, so let's try to downplay this as much as we can instead.

  64. How/Why does the printer know the day and date? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was this a network enabled printer, or a PC connected printer? The article is vague on model numbers. If it was PC connected. there is no need for the printer to have a timekeeping ability.

  65. Re:Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by Rei · · Score: 1

    "Supposedly"? ;)

    I have one. And I just love it. I can't believe I had to put up with that cartridge BS for so long. Given how long a tank lasts and how cheap it is to refill it, the ink is now basically free. You don't even have to think about it - you think more about the cost of the paper than the ink.

    If you think you want something, you print it - it's that simple. There's no stopping to "second guess" yourself about "is it worth the cost / hassle"?

    The only negative I'd add is that you have to be careful during the initial filling - there's not really anything to stop you from spilling ink. But I haven't even gone through the tiniest fraction of one tank, it's not something that one deals with often.

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  66. I just don't use them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where am I going to put all those papers anyway? I have a tablet I can carry around to show me whatever I wanted to look at, it beats carrying around a binder with papers I might want, and I submit everything electronically...

  67. You will comply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny, and when you go to the electronic voting booth it will decide for you who to vote for. Amazing how technology takes away your choice. Isn't it?

  68. Re: really like my Brother Printer but they play g by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those in Europe that's

    ERROR 12.29 metres

  69. Re: Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

    Point being that it's entirely a marketing ploy, the payback on the extra 400 may well never happen vs 3rd part carts in $50 printer.

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    No sir I dont like it.
  70. Yet another reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another reason that Carly Fiorina was unfit for the office of President of the United States.

  71. HP should have merged with Brother by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    Then they would be Big Brother---at least in the printer market.

  72. Re: Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

    It's cheaper to get a color laser with a duplexer than those inkjets. I'll take a nice laser printer anyday.

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    No sir I dont like it.
  73. This is not my experience by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    We still have an 8150 MFP. Works like a charm. Once, the HDD went bad. Other than that, it just keeps running. Sure, It's a little slow compared to some printers, but compared to printers of the day it was just fine. Besides, how many printers can do double-sided 11x17 prints these days?

    However, I doubt that we would ever replace it with another HP. Mainly because all of our more recent HP printers have been utter crap---especially the inkjet ones.

    1. Re:This is not my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh!

  74. dont blame the PC by mschaffer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Blame Carly Fiorina.

    1. Re:dont blame the PC by vandamme · · Score: 1

      And to think she could have been elected Vice President. Or worse ...

  75. So, how long until... by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    So, how long until Canon messes-up Oce?
    I have a large format Oce printer and I have been very worried that Canon will contaminate Oce.

  76. Deja vu all over again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't HP lose this lawsuit back in 2009 or so?

    oh yeah.....http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/news/2010/11/hp-inkjet-printer-lawsuit-reaches-5-million-settlement/index.htm

  77. Re:Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by Mark4ST · · Score: 2

    I use a non-EcoTank Epson, but I have added on a 3rd party Continuous Ink System. It consists of four ink tanks outside of the printer (which you refill with 3rd party ink, cheap), with surgical tubing running to fake ink tanks inside the printer. The fake ink tanks have a little chip with a sneaky-beaky reset button on it, which scrambles the serial number of the ink tanks. This works so well, and is so cheap that I don't take into account ink costs anymore. Cheaper than my laser per page, but I can print out art and sell it.

  78. Re:Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    That's great if you print frequently. But the head will still clog up.

    Speaking of consumables, do you throw away the printer when the ink cleaning tray is full like with some other Epson printers?

  79. This is related to another HP Scam I've Identified by CAOgdin · · Score: 3, Informative

    The very popular HP m451 is a Color Laser with a very attractive price, but the cartridges (e.g. the black CE410X) is priced at HP at $103.99 each. I was replacing that, and the three color cartridges about every six months. But, I got suspicious. So, when the messages started showing up on my computer about the toner being low, I decided to ignore them. Then the printer started demanding I press the "OK" button to print because, it claimed, the "Black cartridge is Very Low." After I punched the button, the next message suggests that print quality will be poor, and "could become gray."

    However, I have now printed more than a ream and a half (about 750 pages) with not a single flaw in the quality of black printing without changing the cartridge (yet). It is clearly a scam.

    I think there's a specific intent to delude customers into buying excessively-priced cartridges LONG before they're empty, as a means to increase HP's supplies income at the expense of customers. By charging excessive prices, and rigging their printer software to emit scary messages long before the toner is exhausted, HP is reaping huge income increases. Messrs. Hewlett and Packard are spinning in their graves, because the company has now sunk so low as to scam their customers with specifically designed software to encourage them to throw away still usable toner cartridges.

    If others can share similar stories, this seems ripe for a class-action lawyer to file a legitimate case of fraud against HP for designing the software to try to scare people into buying over-priced cartridges when the existing cartridge is far from empty.

  80. Required? by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

    Do you have a reference you can cite for it being mandatory?

    1. Re:Required? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It's not.

      OKI printers don't.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  81. Samsung by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what is coming to Samsung printers that HP now own

  82. Re:Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, those printers have a built-in limit for number of pages (~6000/~9000) that can be printed before you need to take them to the service center.

    https://www.amazon.in/Epson-L220-Colour-System-Printer/product-reviews/B00VQ8T2HM

  83. Isn't this old news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So for those of you new here, the deal with inkjet cartridges has been something of a criminal demonstration of corporate greed and the lengths they will go to ride the gravy train. Inkjet cartridges have been shown to purposefully waste up to %50 or even more of the ink, to have sensors and other mechanisms that the only purpose of which is to ensure that they cannot be 'refilled' and then subsequently re-used again (due to software checks on same), and arbitrary expiration dates, all for the purpose of driving inkjet cartridge sales and locking you the consumer into an effective subscription to that manufacturers inkjet cartridge service, whether you want it or not. At one point in the not too distant past, HP ink was priced at roughly $80,0000 PER GALLON based on ink cartridge prices and size of same. Just google for 'inkjet scam' and the first page alone has everything you need to be brought up to speed.

    Disclaimer - HP does make some good printer gear. I have an HP4050 bought in 2002 that has hundreds of thousands of prints on it and it's still chugging along fine today in 2016. Had to replace the drum once and a good cleaning, and have been thru a good number of toner cartridges, but these printers are known as tanks for this kind of longevity.

  84. As an HP laser printer owner.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    ... while I am less than thrilled about having to spend about twice as much on toner cartridges from HP as I would from so-called compatible brands, previous experience with the laser printer I had before this one (of the same model, actually) has shown me that it is simply just not worth the grief.

    Fortunately again, I use toner and not ink, so my cartridges don't dry out, and I can actually use everything that I paid for, even if it did cost more.

  85. Have HP 5630. It's decent by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    I got it free with my last computer (wasn't even planning on it but the guy pointed out the printer was free so I took it). My laser drum went south and i'm going to have to buy a new laser printer because a replacement drum is more expensive than a new printer.

    I miss duplex tho I can painfully fake it.

    It tolerates sitting for long periods without the ink drying up.

    I hate the bit about the generic cartridges tho.

    Any recommendations for a good cheap color duplex laser printer?

    It can be wired or wireless.

    I kinda like the wireless on my hp 5630 but my old laser printer is wired.

    --
    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  86. FTC Asleep at the Switch, Again. by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    This is just another failure of our (America's) Federal Trade Commission. I don't understand how they in good fail can accept taxpayers' money.

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    https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendaEM
  87. Inkjet vs Laser by jaklode · · Score: 1

    I don't see how that works out. We paid 65€ for an HP Inkjet and pay 36€ per year to HP for ink for printing up to 600 pages (via Instant Ink[1], 6ct/page). The average printer lasts about 2 to 3 years. Find me a laser printer that is (1) multi function device (that is, with scanner/copier), (2) duplex, (3) supports WiFi with Cloud Print, (4) and has Linux support. [1] If you print more, it gets somewhat cheaper. Buying ink cartridges yourself might be cheaper, but it is generally not really clear how long they'll last and you probably end up with more costs than expected - Instant Ink makes it clear what your costs are. Not to mention that the first 3 or 4 months with 100 pg/mo were free...

    1. Re:Inkjet vs Laser by jaklode · · Score: 1

      Oh, and of course, Apple AirPrint needs to be supported as well...

    2. Re:Inkjet vs Laser by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      I don't use it, but my take on Instant Ink:
      -They use higher end Inkjets (like business class Officejets), not the shitty free ones they bundle with PCs at Bestbuy.
      -You pay per page, not per cartridge, so it's in their interest to not have to replace cartridges as often.

      A lot of prints can be done in Monochrome. For that I still think a good, basic Monochrome Laser is best. We've had the Laserjet 5000 in our office for 15 years with very few problems. I've been using basic Samsung lasers at home with good luck too.

    3. Re:Inkjet vs Laser by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Oh and since it's a usage based service, and I assume they aren't in business to lose money, they're probably banking on people to either:
      -Not use all the prints they are paying for
      -Use more than they paid for and pay overages.

    4. Re:Inkjet vs Laser by jaklode · · Score: 1

      Nah, this printer was already fairly cheap, it was sold at ALDI, the famous German discounter :) [65€ is not expensive, the Office Jets are 100+] Yes, and the cartridges carry much more ink than the normal XL ones. You can't buy cartridges with that much ink. You are right, a lot of prints can be done in Monochrome. And I personally plan to get a Monochrome laser printer for myself, as *all* my prints can be done in Monochrome. But this is my parents printer, and they have a strange affection for colors. I definitely still would love to have an integrated scanning and copying solution, though: Copying stuff is just a lot easier if you don't need to scan first, and then print out again. There may be a way around that though: If the scanner supports email, you could just email scans to your print server and have them print on your printer. A barebones Postscript laser printer with a custom Linux (print) server would be awesome, I'd expect that to have a long lifetime.

    5. Re:Inkjet vs Laser by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Instant Ink might also be worth it for a lot of edge to edge photos, since you pay by page. You might as well get more than 5% coverage.

      Obviously I'm no Linux Guru, but I'm sure you can easily get Linux to redirect scanner input to Printer output (regardless of "email capability"). Systemd or emacs might be able to do it these days.

      If you want a barebones Postscript printer, look for an HP Laserjet 5 series or less. You can probably take one that was left in a dumpster in the rain with over 500,000 pages, and it will work better than anything you can buy new.

  88. I think old printers are affected too, or bad luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My old HP F4480 have the same issue. I have an old compatible cartridge, still new, and the printer rejected it. The in use cartridge was dead too.

  89. Re:This is related to another HP Scam I've Identif by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have the same experience with a HP laserjet 200 color laser. Started nagging for new cartridges 8 months ago.
    Keeps complaining that black is "very low". Still every page is unaffected by the low toner.

  90. Re:really like my Brother Printer but they play ga by Zibodiz · · Score: 1

    The fact that it will continue to print is a huge improvement over the other brands. In the other brands, if the 'replace now' message pops up, you are unable to print until you replace the part in question. The fact that they remind you is nothing compared with forcing your hand when you still have ink left.

  91. HP headed downward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought an HP 6000 series all in one, last year to replace my Canon S820 which died of a bad print head. (I was able lto get cartridges for it for $2.) It lasted 3 months and had print head error, the warranty replacement lasted six weeks til the same error appeared. This appeared to be a common problem for this model. I just bought an HP 8710 to replace it. So far so good, but I wonder if it will recognize when I start refilling refilling genuine HP cartridges?

  92. I see the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The day and the month are switched.

  93. Another "me too" by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

    I'm using a now decades old HP 6P (black-and-white laser). I've replaced the toner a few times, and eventually gave it a good cleaning inside after a couple of paper jams, and it hasn't had a single problem for years now. I'm thinking that it's built to outlive its owner...

  94. GOOD Hp printers.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And are those models still in production? Nope, replaced by more locked down and "cost engineered" models

    On the other hand, a used or refurbished 4000 or 8000 series will outlast the new models and have lower consumable cost.

  95. Internal info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked at a company making printers and one of the rejected proposal against third-party cartridges was "locking it out to prevent printing" that HP did.
    This was rejected because "1. A cheap workaround will be found" and "2. The failure/realization of this feature will create unhappy costumers (= loss of sales)".
    Instead, it was decided to stop showing the "low ink" message (but show the "empty" message when it really is) to let the customer know that we know you are using a third-party cartridge and you are missing out on an useful feature.

  96. POS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP has been a piece of shit company for a long time now. Don't ever buy HP. Their only desire is to make money at any fucking cost. Expiration dates are fine but a warning would suffice. Don't disable my shit. Fuck you HP.

  97. I think by fropenn · · Score: 1

    they pulled the same thing with my HP laptop. Except that it lasted only about 42 days and it was all original parts.

  98. This is why I don't buy HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple solution - never buy HP. Go with one of the many other vendors that make quality product for a reasonable price...

  99. Join the club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Epson printers did this ages ago. I had to buy a resetter, but ultimately just stopped using the printer because it would actually say cartridges were empty before they were event used (preset shelf life data programmed in the cartridge). https://www.bigclassaction.com/settlement/epson_classaction_settlement.php

  100. HP non genuine printer cartridge stupidity. by BundyGil · · Score: 1

    I have started receiving these messages from my HP deskjet printer. I only use genuine HP printer cartridges as I don't use my printer often and find refills and non genuine dry out requiring very early replacement so not worth while using non genuine. Even though I use genuine HP cartridges, it's none of HP's business what ink or cartridges I use. It doubly gets up my nose that I use genuine cartridges anyway, and still have this crap happen. I'm VERY upset and HP will be getting the results of my anger tomorrow. Obviously, there's some stupid fuckwit at HP who thought it was a good idea at the time. Whoever it was will be clearing out their desk by the end of this week.

  101. "Many Angry Users" = 6 people? by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1

    Is this just a shill for some printer ink site? The link to HPs site shows like 6 threads where maybe 2 or 3 people are complaining.

  102. They're all crap by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    I switched to other brands. lexmark, brother, etc... Work great for a while, then they're a POS. Went back to HP... That's a POS. Wish there was a good inkjet out there.

  103. It was just a misread order... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some employee team at HP just misread "Stop making the cartridges report that they are non-HP in the next FW release" as "In the next firmware release, make cartridges that report that they are non-HP stop."

    Simple language barrier misread. No biggie. No harm intended.

    Psh. /narf

  104. Why would anyone buy any HP product? by martinfb · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone buy any HP product?
    Between bundled blingware, crapware, unreliability, and devious practices, I cannot see any value in any of HP products.

    Installing any HP "drivers" installs all kinds of other crapware that slows the PC down, and always gets in the way. It is as if HP thinks they are the only game in town, and, like Microsoft, thinks they know what is best for everyone.
    They are not open to allowing consumer freedoms and options. Thus, are more of a monopolistic-trending company. "Use us, only us!"

    This latest incident is, in my opinion, not only grounds for a massive, anti-trust lawsuit, yet also another nail in their coffin.

    And it is a shame. Hewlett-Packard was once a revered name back in the pioneering days of computers and hi-tech.

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    Self-importance and self-indulgence is the root of ALL evil.
  105. Hack that Printer.... by MercTech · · Score: 1

    Just like you have to install a hack to keep printers from refusing to print because one or more print cartridges is past its "sell by" date. Sorry HP, but ink cartridges stored, sealed, in a cool environment don't suddenly go bad because of a tick of a clock.

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    NRRPT/RCT
  106. How to downgrade firmware on HP OfficeJet Pro 8610 by brozkeff · · Score: 1

    There are multiple models of the affected printers but the one I had issues with and I was able to solve was the OfficeJet Pro 8610. Pushing an older 2014 firmware that still did NOT contain the timebomb code to the printer via netcat solved the problem. Disabling WebServices and any future firmware updates on the printer and banning it on the firewall hopefully keeps the printer working normally with any cartridge. If you are interested, use Google to find the manual I wrote with all the links how to do it: "How to downgrade firmware on HP OfficeJet Pro 8610 to allow using old or refilled cartridges"