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Apple To Offer 32GB of Desktop RAM, Kaby Lake In Top-End 2017 MacBook Pro, Says Analyst (appleinsider.com)

AppleInsider has obtained a note to investors from KGI analyst Ming-Chi Kuo that says Apple's 2017 laptop line will focus on internal component updates, including the platform-wide adoption of Intel's Kaby Lake architecture. What's more is that Apple is expected to manufacture a 15-inch MacBook Pro with up to 32GB of RAM in the fourth quarter of 2017. AppleInsider reports: Apple took flak in releasing its latest MacBook Pro with Touch Bar models with a hard memory cap of 16GB, an minimal allotment viewed as a negative for imaging and video professionals. Responding to customer criticism, Apple said the move was made in a bid to maximize battery life. Essentially, the Intel Skylake CPUs used in Apple's MacBook Pro only support up to 16GB of LPDDR3 RAM at 2133MHz. Though Intel does make processors capable of addressing more than 16GB of memory, those particular chipsets rely on less efficient DDR4 RAM and are usually deployed in desktops with access to dedicated mains power. In order to achieve high memory allotments and keep unplugged battery life performance on par with existing MacBook Pro models, Apple will need to move to an emerging memory technology like LPDDR4 or DDR4L. Such hardware is on track for release later this year. As for the 12-inch MacBook, Kuo believes next-generation versions of the thin-and-light will enter mass production in the second quarter with the same basic design aesthetic introduced in 2015. New for 2017 is a 16GB memory option that will make an appearance thanks to Intel's new processor class.

300 comments

  1. They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That need more than 16 GB of RAM.

    1. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jobs was right. You people need to die.

    2. Re:They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Jobs was right. You people because you lie. Normal people are happy with what Apple provides to us. It is you hateful people that hate so much that are unhappy with what our rulers provide. I have a 2010-ear Apple that has 16 Mbytes of RAM. I have happy with that because I am a normal person and not what of your hateful kind. Your hateful kind. Apple tells me what I need. I just want to die while waiting on it to swap constantly, but I know that I know nothing compared to my betters at Apple so I waste hours every single day of my life because my betters know better. My wife beat me almost to death and then left me, but I trust in Apple rather than my wife because they know better for me. She was jealous that I spent more time with the spinning beach ball of death than her and my child. I certainly know I damn do. Know I damn do.

    3. Re:They said they want us to die... by turkeydance · · Score: 1

      i don't need anymore than 16. 32 is MILF.

    4. Re:They said they want us to die... by rmdingler · · Score: 1
      Dang! Took a piss all over Apple.

      Well sprayed, coward, well sprayed.

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    5. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OSX is 1999 tech so it doesn't work with that much memory so they refuse to support it because it exposes their horrific shit.

    6. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why MacBooks have been stuck at the same max RAM for seven damn years.

    7. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seven years isn't that long to stagnate technology.

    8. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With memory compression, that should be enough unless you're a serious user.

    9. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Casual users don't need more than 16 GB.

    10. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but artificially limiting the memory for seven+ years is just going too far.

    11. Re:They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moro Islamic Liberation Front? They want laptops with 32GB of RAM?

    12. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      first define casual user.

    13. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And those users shouldn't be buying a MacBook Pro. They should be buying a MacBook.

    14. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Normal people aren't developers so the very limited 16 GB is enough for us casual users.

    15. Re: They said they want us to die... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Seven years after I had an 8088 with 640k I had an 80386 with 4 gigabytes of RAM.

    16. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True but a 32GB option would be nice instead of their holding back profess for seven years.

    17. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seven years after I had an 8088 with 640k I had an 80386 with 4 gigabytes of RAM.

      I'm guessing that was 4MB. Still a crazy huge leap, but not batshit crazy.

    18. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and if you don't like it that he doesn't like it you can go fuck yourself, and jony ive can fuck tim cock.

    19. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Casual being most Apple users? I disagree. I've been waiting over six years to upgrade so I'm disappointed they haven't improved their laptops on nearly seven years.

    20. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Macbook Casual 2016 is a casual piece of non-shit with a very non-stupid professional emoji-bar to replace needless Esc key. Keyboard can be soon replaced, keys are obsolete. You use your toung to professionally lick-type your casual posts.

    21. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moore's Law is a lie so 7 years is nothing.

    22. Re: They said they want us to die... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Yeah sorry. I shouldn't post when I've been drinking. It was four megabytes. Still a large leap.

    23. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA

    24. Re:They said they want us to die... by flargleblarg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a 2010-ear Apple that has 16 Mbytes of RAM.

      You have an Apple with 2,010 ears?

    25. Re: They said they want us to die... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Normal people aren't developers so the very limited 16 GB is enough for us casual users.

      Why do developers need more memory? My editor, compiler, and other tools all have relatively small memory footprints. My browser uses way more RAM than all my dev tools combined.

    26. Re: They said they want us to die... by pezezin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Number one reason would be to be able to run several virtual machines, to try different OSes and environments at the same time. Number two would be that some of us code really memory intensive algorithms (robotics and machine vision in my case).

    27. Re:They said they want us to die... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      ...aaand that is how religion works. ;) Great analogy!

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    28. Re:They said they want us to die... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Dolby Atmos is so 20th century...

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    29. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technology doesn't follow a smooth path. If it did, by now we should have 10,000x optical drives. It comes in bursts, such as with the introduction of Intel Core or DDRAM. SSDs are a massive leap beyond spinning platters, yet this future improvements will become increasingly gradual until the next big thing.

    30. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Developers are mostly fine with 16 GB. It's mostly edge cases that need more.

    31. Re: They said they want us to die... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

      "Casuals" shouldn't buy "pro".

      Pros want an actual pro tool.

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    32. Re: They said they want us to die... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Of course they can buy whatever they want. But don't drag down the high end that exists specifically for people with high-end needs to meet the needs of people that already have two product lines suitable for them (MacBook, MacBook Air).

      Don't be an antagonistic fuckwit. This is how product design works - you have a target user, and you design to that user's needs. Apple didn't do that, and it appears they finally heard the message.

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    33. Re: They said they want us to die... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      No, you didn't. Unless you had a memory cabinet sitting next to your desk. And a massive electric bill to run it and the chiller system needed to keep it cool.

      A 386 with 4GB of RAM would have required 256 x 16MB 30-pin SIMMs, which is what 386 motherboards used for memory expansion. And I doubt there was any hardware available to do such a thing - if you needed something on the gigabyte scale for memory, you weren't doing it on a 386.

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    34. Re: They said they want us to die... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you're developing. If you are developing an application that works with a database, you may have a database engine running on your laptop (or in a VM).

      I hear that databases and VMs might require a bit of RAM.

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    35. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, define what you think you need. Look at the tests this guy reports running: https://www.zdziarski.com/blog...

      I've done similar tests on a late-2013 16GB Macbook Pro, and I've seen similar results. The only thing that would make additional RAM a lot better for me would be the ability to spin up more vagrant instances simultaneously for testing of larger / more complicated stacks of applications. But I've had multiple VMs, terminal sessions, outlook, omnifocus, evernote, atom, 3 or 4 RDP sessions, half a dozen different messaging apps (hipchat, slack, messages, irc, twitter, instagram), tower git client, itunes, safari, word, excel, kaleidoscope, docker (with a couple containers running), xcode, dropbox, antivirus, crash plan, and corporate VPN all running, along with half a dozen little menubar utilities (alfred, dash, textexpander, cloak, moom, flux)... and my system hardly ever breaks a sweat, RAM-wise.

      What, exactly, are you doing that *REQUIRES* more than 16GB of RAM? I wouldn't *mind* having more ram - I could spin up more (or larger) VMs, which would be nice since I often work disconnected. However, I have yet to hit any hard limits, and I've spent 3 years putting this laptop through some pretty heavy usage. If *I'm* still in the level of casual user, I'm really interested to know how you define that term.

    36. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only fuckwit here is you.

    37. Re: They said they want us to die... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      OSX is 1999 tech so it doesn't work with that much memory so they refuse to support it because it exposes their horrific shit.

      That's why Mac Pros since at least 2009 work with up to 128GB?

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    38. Re: They said they want us to die... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I run multiple VMs, IDEs, and a couple of DBs. All in 24GB. I could upgrade to 48GB, but haven't seen the need as I normally don't swap. Browsers in VMs generally don't require all that much memory, provided you have specific VMs for browsers only, and don't have a jack of all trades VM that happens to also work as your browser VM. I also run a similar configuration on my MBP, in 16GB. It also rarely swaps. However, 32GB would be a nice bump, as I am hitting 14+GB on a regular basis, and a bit more headroom is always welcome.

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    39. Re: They said they want us to die... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Number one reason would be to be able to run several virtual machines, to try different OSes and environments at the same time.

      I regularly run 2-3 VMs, no issues with 16GB. I test on those, I don't run production applications in them. For anything more than mere functional testing, I run a full external server configured to deal with production type loads to validate the scaling approaches and performance as it would be in production.

      Number two would be that some of us code really memory intensive algorithms (robotics and machine vision in my case).

      I have coded memory intensive algorithms, even back when you were charged by the KB used. You learn to use optimized memory algorithms that also have been tuned for CPU cycles (we also got charged by the thousand CPU clicks, IIRC) Fortunately I don't have to spend that much time optimizing my code anymore, since CPU time and memory are cheap, today, but if you're exceeding 16GB for an app in development, you need to revisit your approach. (I'll grant you that I haven't dealt with machine vision, but I can't imagine that the memory requirements are really that large. The CPU requirements are a different story, at least with what image/video processing I have dealt with)

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    40. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you are a bad developer. Developing is only 5% of a developer's job.. The other 95% is gaming and doing other things while waiting for code to compile. =P

    41. Re: They said they want us to die... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      First, define what you think you need. Look at the tests this guy reports running: https://www.zdziarski.com/blog...

      I've done similar tests on a late-2013 16GB Macbook Pro, and I've seen similar results. The only thing that would make additional RAM a lot better for me would be the ability to spin up more vagrant instances simultaneously for testing of larger / more complicated stacks of applications. But I've had multiple VMs, terminal sessions, outlook, omnifocus, evernote, atom, 3 or 4 RDP sessions, half a dozen different messaging apps (hipchat, slack, messages, irc, twitter, instagram), tower git client, itunes, safari, word, excel, kaleidoscope, docker (with a couple containers running), xcode, dropbox, antivirus, crash plan, and corporate VPN all running, along with half a dozen little menubar utilities (alfred, dash, textexpander, cloak, moom, flux)... and my system hardly ever breaks a sweat, RAM-wise.

      What, exactly, are you doing that *REQUIRES* more than 16GB of RAM? I wouldn't *mind* having more ram - I could spin up more (or larger) VMs, which would be nice since I often work disconnected. However, I have yet to hit any hard limits, and I've spent 3 years putting this laptop through some pretty heavy usage. If *I'm* still in the level of casual user, I'm really interested to know how you define that term.

      I have the same experience with my mid-2012 MacBook Pro with 4 GB of RAM. OS X/macOS is simply (MUCH!) more efficient at memory-management that Windows.

      Can't speak to Linux in that regard; but as far as my (pretty extensive) Windows experience, I have never seen a Mac in "swap file hell" like Windows routinely exhibits.

      I think that those clamoring for more RAM either come from a Windows background, and are simply "scared", due to Windows-induced PTSD; OR they want to run multiple VMs.

      You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much RAM; so I'm not opposed to such an improvement; but, in most cases, gigantic pools of RAM are not NEARLY as important to performance in macOS as it is in Windows.

    42. Re: They said they want us to die... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 2

      "Casuals" shouldn't buy "pro".

      Pros want an actual pro tool.

      Please define "Actual Pro Tool".

    43. Re: They said they want us to die... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      OSX is 1999 tech so it doesn't work with that much memory so they refuse to support it because it exposes their horrific shit.

      You're a moron.

    44. Re: They said they want us to die... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Yes but artificially limiting the memory for seven+ years is just going too far.

      Um, Apple isn't "artificially limiting" ANYTHING.

      Talk to Intel, Hater.

    45. Re:They said they want us to die... by ilsaloving · · Score: 2

      Didn't you know? Macbook Pros demand *sacrifices*. Your battery life is backed by the precious life-blood of your slain foes.

    46. Re: They said they want us to die... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      OSX is 1999 tech so it doesn't work with that much memory so they refuse to support it because it exposes their horrific shit.

      That's why Mac Pros since at least 2009 work with up to 128GB?

      Exactly.

      And I believe that, since OS X 10.4, OS X/macOS has a RAM limit in the 18 Exabyte range for VM, actually.

      I can't find a definitive answer as to whether the physical RAM is limited in macOS to less than 18 exabytes; but at least 128 GB of physical RAM seems to be well-documented.

    47. Re: They said they want us to die... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you're developing. If you are developing an application that works with a database, you may have a database engine running on your laptop (or in a VM).

      I hear that databases and VMs might require a bit of RAM.

      When they're coded like MS SQL Server, they do.

      Other databases are less insane.

    48. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Why do developers need more memory?

      I do since I do Java development with InteilliJ so I must have more RAM than one of those little MacBooks supports. My 2003 PowerBook worked great with Eclipse and Java for many years, but times have changed. Now employers require developers to waste massive amounts of time to bloatware. When I upgraded my desktop from 32 GB to 64 GB, it was like getting a new computer. IntelliJ really needs RAM. Even with 64 GB of RAM, it still swaps when doing things like checking out a new branch while it's reindexing the source with its Elasticsearch cluster that's built into IntelliJ. I mainly do code reviews, so I'm suffering with that several dozen times a day. I just don't have enough RAM, and a MacBook would probably take an entire workweek just for IntelliJ to be able to switch between the branches I have to do every single day. I know when I had my old tiny 16 GB 2011 MacBook, it would take most of a day to open IntelliJ and to run our unit tests. It takes less than ten minutes on my Mac Pro.

    49. Re: They said they want us to die... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      I don't care what engine it is - if you're dealing with large data sets, and large reports that return large data sets, it will be RAM hungry.

      Our developers routinely work with databases that have hundreds of millions of rows of scrubbed data to create financial reports for the business. Their development goes far faster if they have that database local to their laptop running as either a native service, or in a VM. Spending a few hundred bucks on extra RAM pays itself off hundreds of time over through the useful life of the laptop with these guys, in the form of them not twiddling their thumbs waiting for queries to return while testing.

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    50. Re: They said they want us to die... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      A C++ compiler will happily use 2-300MB of RAM. A MBP has 4 cores plus hyperthreading, so to make sure that you're using the CPU you're doing 8-way parallel builds. That will easily fit in 4GB, until you get to the small handful of template-heavy files that use 1-2GB each, and suddenly you're at 16GB and swapping, which kills performance for the whole build. The linker will take 4GB or so if you're not doing LTO, if you are then it will happily chew through 16GB.

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    51. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Original AC you responded to here.

      I think that those clamoring for more RAM either come from a Windows background, and are simply "scared", due to Windows-induced PTSD; OR they want to run multiple VMs.

      One more option: they're nerds who get off on specs-based dick-measuring.

      "It doesn't have 32 GB of RAM? MY laptop has 32 GB of RAM! MY laptop must be more better, since it has more Jigs of ROM."

      On Slashdot, I'm inclined to believe that the majority of people - who overwhelmingly don't own Macs, but still manage to have lots of opinions about Macs - fall into this category.

    52. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OS X is more like 1988 tech, aka NextSTEP.

    53. Re: They said they want us to die... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I can't find a definitive answer as to whether the physical RAM is limited in macOS to less than 18 exabytes; but at least 128 GB of physical RAM seems to be well-documented.

      You won't find the limit on physical RAM because that limit is directly related to Intel CPUs RAM limitations, which for most OSes is going to be below what they can support. It will likely be a while before RAM speed, size, and memory controllers get to a point that most current OSes will need to be concerned about whether they support all physical memory on a machine.

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    54. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still better tech than that pile of regurgitated mutilated VMS crap known as NT.

    55. Re: They said they want us to die... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      I can't find a definitive answer as to whether the physical RAM is limited in macOS to less than 18 exabytes; but at least 128 GB of physical RAM seems to be well-documented.

      You won't find the limit on physical RAM because that limit is directly related to Intel CPUs RAM limitations, which for most OSes is going to be below what they can support. It will likely be a while before RAM speed, size, and memory controllers get to a point that most current OSes will need to be concerned about whether they support all physical memory on a machine.

      Thanks. I wondered...

    56. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they want to charge while using a USB device. Macbook now is basically useless ipad with a keyboard.

    57. Re: They said they want us to die... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Note I said most. There is one....

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    58. Re: They said they want us to die... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Note I said most. There is one....

      Nice. Thanks for the info!

      And typical Microsoft. Some of the limits appear to be utterly capricious and designed for the sole purpose of limiting the usefulness of "economy" versions of their various OSes.

      For example, Windows 10 Home x64 has aN upper RAM limit of a paltry 128 GB, yet Windows 10 Pro and above have upper RAM limits of (a still paltry, but much more reasonable) 2 TB.

      Why? They're undoubtedly the same codebase. So why, other than to deliberately limit the usefulness of the cheaper "Home" edition?

    59. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about "meets the specifications of pro users" ?

    60. Re: They said they want us to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember when the 486 first came out..... some of them had a whopping 4MB of RAM, and 33MHz processor.
      And you still had to turn the sound of to get Pinball Dreams to run at a decent speed..... whereas it ran perfectly with everything switched on, on the Amiga A500 with 1MB RAM and a 7MHz cpu.....

      Quarter the RAM, 1/5 of the CPU power.... and it felt WAY snappier than the PC. At the time.

      It is almost the same thing with OSX vs a Redmond-infestation today. OSX is just a far better product.

    61. Re: They said they want us to die... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Be amazed that MS upped it to 128GB. Take a look at previous versions. Before Win8, it was downright tiny.

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    62. Re: They said they want us to die... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Be amazed that MS upped it to 128GB. Take a look at previous versions. Before Win8, it was downright tiny.

      Oh, I did look. You're right.

  2. a little late, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    they could have chosen the 32 gb option and used a bigger battery, but it "has to be thin" so they went with the lpddr3.

    1. Re:a little late, no? by globaljustin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      they could have chosen the 32 gb option and used a bigger battery, but it "has to be thin" so they went with the lpddr3.

      this is indeed what happened...it's designing with marketing first instead of the user...

      I'm fine with Apple having cheesey, trendy marketing, but they need to put the user first in their design decisions.

      Marketing can figure out something...they pay them enough ffs...but they really need to change how they make design decisions.

      One day, maybe far, far in the future, but some day Microsoft might figure out that if they avoid their garbage spyware/adware software they can ruin Apple due to their market penetration from government contracts....if Apple is still letting ad slogans guide design at that point, on that day Microsoft will kill Apple.

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    2. Re:a little late, no? by hamvil · · Score: 0

      Have you ever stopped for a minute and consider that for many people (like myself) a thinner and lighter laptop is much better that 32 gb? I have one of the new MacBook pro and my quality fo life during travels improved a lot.

    3. Re:a little late, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Apple are a corporation and so they need to put their shareholders first.
      If they (think) they can make more money by selling paper thin laptops with a battery life of 5 minutes then that is what they should do.
      Doing what's best for the user is only applicable if the user knows what's best for them and is willing to spend their money accordingly.

    4. Re:a little late, no? by Freischutz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      they could have chosen the 32 gb option and used a bigger battery, but it "has to be thin" so they went with the lpddr3.

      this is indeed what happened...it's designing with marketing first instead of the user...

      I'm fine with Apple having cheesey, trendy marketing, but they need to put the user first in their design decisions.

      Marketing can figure out something...they pay them enough ffs...but they really need to change how they make design decisions.

      One day, maybe far, far in the future, but some day Microsoft might figure out that if they avoid their garbage spyware/adware software they can ruin Apple due to their market penetration from government contracts....if Apple is still letting ad slogans guide design at that point, on that day Microsoft will kill Apple.

      Apple and Microsoft released some laptops/devices with an i5 CPU and 16Gb of RAM and people on Slashdot who would not buy a MacBook or Microsoft device to save their lives screamed bloody murder. Apple and Microsoft then explained they'd done this for battery life reasons and because Intel dragged it's feet with the i7 CPUs. This had no effect other than to cause those same people to keep screaming bloody murder even louder. While it is nice to have an option for a i7 CPU and 32Gb of RAM for the minority of users that actually need that processing power, most people do not need that kind of performance any more than they need a car that is designed with the 24 hours of Le Mans in mind. While I can understand the frustration of people who need an i7 and 32 Gb of RAM I can also understand the decision to release the less powerful version of the MacBook first since it covers the needs of abut 80-90% of their users and follow it up with an i7/32Gb version later.

    5. Re:a little late, no? by geekmux · · Score: 2

      they could have chosen the 32 gb option and used a bigger battery, but it "has to be thin" so they went with the lpddr3.

      this is indeed what happened...it's designing with marketing first instead of the user...

      I'm fine with Apple having cheesey, trendy marketing, but they need to put the user first in their design decisions.

      Marketing can figure out something...they pay them enough ffs...but they really need to change how they make design decisions.

      Maybe the simplest answer is to stop fucking listening the thinner/lighter/battery marketing idiots when designing "Pro" hardware.

      One would have thought Apple would have learned that lesson after they released the iPhone model with the iBend feature.

    6. Re: a little late, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idiots here never stop to consider anything outside their own pathetic dorkview.

    7. Re: a little late, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much thinner and lighter do they have to be before you are satisfied. For most people, we've reached that point. If you can't lug around a 1.5 inch 6 pound laptop then you have problems.

      Laptops have been small and light enough for atleast 7 years.

    8. Re:a little late, no? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

      they could have chosen the 32 gb option and used a bigger battery, but it "has to be thin" so they went with the lpddr3.

      this is indeed what happened...it's designing with marketing first instead of the user...

      I'm fine with Apple having cheesey, trendy marketing, but they need to put the user first in their design decisions.

      Marketing can figure out something...they pay them enough ffs...but they really need to change how they make design decisions.

      One day, maybe far, far in the future, but some day Microsoft might figure out that if they avoid their garbage spyware/adware software they can ruin Apple due to their market penetration from government contracts....if Apple is still letting ad slogans guide design at that point, on that day Microsoft will kill Apple.

      Apple and Microsoft released some laptops/devices with an i5 CPU and 16Gb of RAM and people on Slashdot who would not buy a MacBook or Microsoft device to save their lives screamed bloody murder. Apple and Microsoft then explained they'd done this for battery life reasons and because Intel dragged it's feet with the i7 CPUs. This had no effect other than to cause those same people to keep screaming bloody murder even louder. While it is nice to have an option for a i7 CPU and 32Gb of RAM for the minority of users that actually need that processing power, most people do not need that kind of performance any more than they need a car that is designed with the 24 hours of Le Mans in mind. While I can understand the frustration of people who need an i7 and 32 Gb of RAM I can also understand the decision to release the less powerful version of the MacBook first since it covers the needs of abut 80-90% of their users and follow it up with an i7/32Gb version later.

      This is PRECISELY correct.

    9. Re:a little late, no? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Have you ever stopped for a minute and consider that for many people (like myself) a thinner and lighter laptop is much better that 32 gb? I have one of the new MacBook pro and my quality fo life during travels improved a lot.

      Exactly.

      I have recently been watching a Website that has an ongoing article/list of ALL the Laptops (the vast majority being NON-Apple) that support USB-C/TB3 Ports. Since I left a comment, I clicked the "email me when there are updates". This morning, I get an email showing a new comment from someone who was looking to buy a new laptop, and was looking for advice from the author of the article/list.

      Their number-one stated criteria was LOW WEIGHT. In fact, they wanted something that did not exceed two pounds.

      So don't for a minute think that that is not a driving-force in laptop designs.

    10. Re:a little late, no? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The batteries in the MBP are as big as the FAA allows on planes. Even if you're not using it in the cabin, you're not allowed lithium ion batteries in the hold at all, so they'd have created a laptop that no one could take on a flight. That makes it useless for a lot of Apple's current customers and having two lines, one for people who might want to fly and one for people who definitely won't would be a pain.

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    11. Re:a little late, no? by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      Good info thanks....my criticism is more about the whole of the design...including the soldiered hard drive, the ports, and the rest

      I agree with you in general on your specific point though.

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    12. Re:a little late, no? by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      Maybe the simplest answer is to stop fucking listening the thinner/lighter/battery marketing idiots when designing "Pro" hardware.

      yes, this is the correct answer

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    13. Re:a little late, no? by strikethree · · Score: 1

      While it is nice to have an option for a i7 CPU and 32Gb of RAM for the minority of users that actually need that processing power, most people do not need that kind of performance any more than they need a car that is designed with the 24 hours of Le Mans in mind.

      So... are you saying that there i no point in product differentiation? They should just release the Macbook and be done with it? No pro version?

      Or... are you implying that making a consumer version and calling it a pro version is not fraud?

      I am honestly unsure what you are getting at here, as on its face, what you are saying is nonsense. Either a race car driver needs a race car or the driver just needs to not participate. What Apple has done here is to tell the race car driver that they can not participate in this race... with a car that was previously considered a race car.

      What does pro mean again?

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    14. Re:a little late, no? by quicks0rt · · Score: 1

      Except that you are allowed to configure RAM and CPU and hard drive space at the time of order. Surely, MacBook already covers 80-90% of the people? Why the overlap on the PRO version? No bloody murder here. Just apple apologist at work.

    15. Re: a little late, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool story, bro.

  3. So next year... by lusid1 · · Score: 0

    We can get a macbook that has a computer inside? How much is that going to cost? 5k?

    1. Re: So next year... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. And everything will still be soldered in place so the plebs can't change anything...

    2. Re: So next year... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and turbo charged with courage!!

    3. Re: So next year... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The courage is all worn out in my old MacBook. It's time to replace it.

  4. battery life a braindead argument by gravewax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    it boggles the mind that they use battery life as the reason for not making the option available initially, for people that have a legitimate need for more than 16GB of ram battery life is a secondary factor, especially when the lack of that memory will significantly impact your productivity and considering their target market of video and photographic professionals who legitimately have needs for that memory it really was a strange move.

    1. Re:battery life a braindead argument by mysidia · · Score: 2

      video and photographic professionals who legitimately have needs for that memory it really was a strange move.

      Even the latest iMacs and Mac Minis have no 32GB of RAM option.

      Of all the products Apple sells.... only the Mac Pro is configurable up to 64GB.

      And the hardware's still all a generation behind PC hardware.

    2. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      27" iMac takes 64GB.

    3. Re:battery life a braindead argument by peragrin · · Score: 3, Informative

      exactly for a decade apple was at or near the top with annual updates and feature changes.

      since 2012 and the broadwell/skylake fiasco apple basically stopped trying to keep up with laptops and desktops.

      I want a new macbook (currently a 2009 macbook)but i want a modern cpu and a sd card slot. things i can't get in current line up. So many macbook owners have been waiting 5-6 years screaming for new tech and apple is failing to deliver.

      I won't own a windows 10 machine and linux might be possible if all the hardware worked.

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    4. Re:battery life a braindead argument by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Yawn, other than tests that the chip has coprocessors designed specifically to run quickly, have there been improvements in processors over the last 5 years?

    5. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Proudrooster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is all Johnny Ive's and his bullshit obsession for thin. Make the PhatBookPro! Yes, the MacBookPro can be made 2mm thicker to provide a 24 hour battery life or a realworld professional battery life of 10 hours. Johnny Ive's needs to just stop with thin until battery technology gets better. It seems to me that making the bottom panel modular would solve all the problems. If HP and Lenovo want to keep getting thinner, let them. Their touchpads and keyboards suck compared to the MacBookPro. Oh and bring back the glowing Apple logo on the back of the lid. What a dumb marketing move to ditch that.

    6. Re:battery life a braindead argument by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Yes.

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    7. Re:battery life a braindead argument by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      still all a generation behind PC hardware.

      It's not like Intel has that much differentiating their generations.

      The MacPro comes with a E5-2697 v2 that is still competitive.

    8. Re: battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      im running Mint on a dell laptop and everything works fine.

    9. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They run cooler. That's about it. I have a Thinkpad T420s with a Sandy Bridge 2520M and a Surface Pro 4 with a 6300U and the speed is practically identical. The only difference is the Surface Pro can run for extended periods with the fan off and I'm sure there is a concomitant reduction in power use.

    10. Re:battery life a braindead argument by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      And I have a haswell.

      It beats the crap out of my of older sandy bridge during compile. This is using a compiler that does not rely on Ram, but on CPU only.

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    11. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I have a haswell.

      It beats the crap out of my of older sandy bridge during compile. This is using a compiler that does not rely on Ram, but on CPU only.

      That's a meaningless statement. You didn't say which Haswell or Sandy Bridge. I have a Core 2 Extreme chip that will kick the shit out of Haswell Haswell.

    12. Re:battery life a braindead argument by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      It's a 5930 k .

      I could of paid 500 more for extra cores, but the performance boost was better spent on liquid cooling.

      I also have 64 gigs of really fast ram, and if you look thru my comments and go back a bit - you'll see I'm consistent, and not an anonymous shithead.

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    13. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you obviously don't do anything processor intensive, while on the face of it the clock speeds haven't changed much the actual raw performance change from a sandy bridge to a haswell is massive, it is close to a 50% step up.

    14. Re:battery life a braindead argument by PhunkySchtuff · · Score: 1

      I have a 2013 Mac Pro and a new 2016 MacBook Pro 13".
      Whilst multi-thread performance is a different matter altogether, single core performance is pretty much on par (with a slight edge to the laptop) when comparing the two machines. The vast majority of software I run is single threaded, as I don't do video editing, 3D or gaming.

      This is a Intel Xeon E5-1620 quad-core versus an i7-6567U

      https://ark.intel.com/products...
      https://ark.intel.com/products...

      Power consumption is 130W to the Xeon versus 28W to the i7.

    15. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep lying. You might eventually convince yourself.

    16. Re:battery life a braindead argument by kamapuaa · · Score: 1

      SD cards are holding you back? Why? You have a serious need to copy pictures off an old digital camera, and a $10 dongle is too much?

      These Macbooks don't have DVD drives either, why aren't people making a stink about that?

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    17. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not when you look at the whole package, not when compared to the current offerings from HP and Dell. The new MacPro was a pathetic attempt at a replacement when it was released 3 years ago and it is relic by today's standards. It is a one socket machine with 4 DIMMs and only supports AMD GPUs. And to make things worse, it cannot reach its full computing potential because of the cooling solution which throttles the CPU and GPU. Workstations where supporting 256-512GB memory three years ago when the nMP was introduced with its maximum 32GB memory.

      We have replaced all our old MacPros with Z workstations supporting dual Xeons, 256TB of memory, and Quadros. I gag at Windows every time I have to use it, but we treat these machine as appliances for the required professional applications. We still run MBP fo some of our business laptops, but Apple lost the professional market long ago. You cannot depend on a vendor that implements a cone of silence and delivers products its customers don't want. Plus, we can actually get onsite support from HP.

    18. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ahhh yes apple fanboys answer to everything, carry a sack full of dongles and cables so you can save half a millimetre of width or 10 grams of weight on your laptop. DVD's are very much a legacy thing now, SD cards are NOT, they are the current standard for most current devices.

    19. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SD Cards were a minor standard five years ago. Any quality digital camera for years now uses wi-fi to transfer files, and who uses low-end digital cameras anymore, when their phone is just as good? When you do this, is having to carry a cheap small dongle really that serious of an issue?

      Anyway, micro-SD is far more popular than SD.

    20. Re:battery life a braindead argument by sremick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      SD Cards were a minor standard five years ago.

      Falsehood #1. They are still the predominant standard among digital cameras and camcorders.

      Any quality digital camera for years now uses wi-fi to transfer files

      Falsehood #2. Wifi is still a pretty uncommon feature, and even when present is fairly problematic, finicky, and requires an unreasonable number of steps to initiate.

      and who uses low-end digital cameras anymore, when their phone is just as good?

      Falsehood #3. Unless you're unfairly comparing across differing generations of technology, a dedicated digital camera is superior to a phone camera by simple virtue of physics: larger sensors. Even a low-end point-and-shoot digital camera has a sensor many times larger than that in a cell phone, allowing in more light, more signal, and a resulting better picture.

      When you do this, is having to carry a cheap small dongle really that serious of an issue?

      Falsehood #4. Dongles are a PITA and constantly get lost. What's the point of losing a millimeter on the laptop thickness in some artificial inverted penis-size competition where the manufacturer has brainwashed everyone into thinking they need/want "THINNER!" when really they don't, but the trade-off is a pile of dongles that are an even bigger hassle to lug around than +1mm in laptop thickness, meanwhile they get lost all the time so the TCO of the laptop skyrockets.

      Anyway, micro-SD is far more popular than SD.

      And finally, Falsehood #5. What universe are you from? Have you even shopped for cameras ever? I cannot even fathom where you're pulling all this nonsense from. Nothing you say is true to the point where you're either delusional or trolling.

    21. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Malc · · Score: 1

      So many macbook owners have been waiting 5-6 years screaming for new tech and apple is failing to deliver.

      Should have bought a MacBook Pro ;) I've got a 17in MBP that's over five years old, and it's still an awesome machine. I do all my Lightroom work in it for instance. I've also got an old MBP that turns nine next month - it's still good for email, browsing and playing music, but I'm beginning to think an SSD would have been a good upgrade a couple of years ago!. These Macs can last for a long time, which is why 16GB seems way too little for a new machine.

    22. Re:battery life a braindead argument by sremick · · Score: 1

      I won't own a windows 10 machine and linux might be possible if all the hardware worked.

      It's really not hard to have a quality Linux experience on a laptop, and hasn't been for a while. You just need to get away from shopping for any old POS cheap laptop then deciding to throw Linux on it. Instead, shop hardware with Linux in-mind first. Wifi is usually the biggest issue with Linux drivers (video being second). Pretty much any laptop has a removable standard wifi card in it. Even if you can't/don't get the laptop with an Intel card from the manufacturer (Dell Latitudes have pretty much always offered this as an option), it's trivial to replace it after the fact if you absolutely must have that model.

      As for video: anything with Intel integrated graphics will work decent. If you need power, get something with an nVidia card.

      Hell, I was even running FreeBSD on laptops regularly a number of years ago.

    23. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      You know Apple got into this in the 1980's after Jobs was fired. They stopped innovating and stayed expensive and got slower and less powerful at the same time as the PC began to really take off and accelerate and improve.

      It looks like Apple died again with Jobs passing.

      However, I do recall a similar problem 10 years ago with the PowerPC CPU's. I had Mac heads swear to me WON"T OWN XP NADA! Then I should what a Pentium IV with Adobe Premiere can do and how slow their G4's were. They sighed and built their own XP rigs with top end monitors and gave up on Apple.

      This was a problem before Jobs really take over as their whole freaking stack was tied to PowerPC and x86 was very risky. It took years and Jobs wanted iPOD sales to soar before taking the jump.

      Go build a new Windows 10 box with AMD Ryzen and you can get thunderbolt aka USB type-C, m.2 raid 0 SSD, 64 gigs of ram, a far superior GPU with CUDA acceleration, and a high end 4K monitor for a fraction of the cost of Apple. Adobe might even sell you an upgrade license. Yes it is Windows bawawa cry me a river though your apps run on that platform.

    24. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Come on man if he does professional video work there are no replacements for Adobe products PERIOD! Not to mention color calibration and fonts SUCK on Xorg compared to MacOSX and Windows. Linux is a geek server OS.

      Sure you can run Firefox and pretend to be important but that is about it unless you are a system administrator. The OS should support you, not the other way around. Only time you need to support the OS is because you need a million bizaare things tinkered like the size of the sectors on the hard disk for a raid on a NFS share (yes some unix geeks quiz on the right amount of blocks on the disk per sector)

    25. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Ah so you have a load with more cores? I was about to reply on your previous comment that benchmarks show little to slower performance to older haswells. But unless you have a parallel load which admit that is about 3% of PC users that won't make a difference which is why your CPU cost $500 more.

      I wonder though how much of Mac power users have GPU vs CPU limited workloads?

    26. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      you obviously don't do anything processor intensive, while on the face of it the clock speeds haven't changed much the actual raw performance change from a sandy bridge to a haswell is massive, it is close to a 50% step up.

      There is none. Go to www.cpuboss.com. The newer cpus are about 5% slower than the ones a few years ago. Massive my ass

    27. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that wireless is much slower.

    28. Re:battery life a braindead argument by kamapuaa · · Score: 1

      Not surprised to see you have a UID of less than six digits, as your understanding of technology is a decade outdated. https://www.statista.com/chart... might be illuminating. Basically, it shows that P&S cameras aren't popular anymore.

      But to respond:
      1) How often you do you see people using digital cameras instead of phone cameras? Enough that every computer needs to accommodate them?
      2) Every camera over $200 will have Wi-Fi, and it's been that way for years now. It's very easy/automatic to use. Every DSLR has WiFi, even the cheap ones.
      3) Low end p&s cameras have sensors barely any larger than a smartphone. Regardless of their merits, though, empirically people have transitioned away.
      4) By that reasoning, why did they get rid of the VGA port, or the DVD drive? Having little-used ports be available as a cheap dongle seems like an intelligent compromise.
      5) Micro-SD cards are sometimes used for phones, and this makes them more popular than SD cards.

      My wife has the pro and it's awesome. I agree that they should have had a USB 3.0, but really it doesn't get in the way of her work

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    29. Re:battery life a braindead argument by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Falsehood #2. Wifi is still a pretty uncommon feature, and even when present is fairly problematic, finicky, and requires an unreasonable number of steps to initiate.

      Actually, I've never found it finicky. The problem is that the actual maximum speed of wireless is GARBAGE for transferring photos, much less video. Wi-Fi is more than an order of magnitude too slow to be practical. Anybody who thinks otherwise has almost certainly never shot photos with anything more capable than a toy iPhone camera.

      To give some context, my brand-new, high-end 5D Mark IV shoots photos that can be from 30–70 megabytes each depending on RAW settings. Even though it supports 802.11n, if memory serves, all devices in IBSS mode (without infrastructure Wi-Fi) are limited to 802.11g speeds. So in practice, unless you bring a Wi-Fi router along with you (no camera supports the captive portal Wi-Fi that you'll find in every hotel on the planet), you'll be limited to only 54 megbits per second.

      At 54 megabits per second, transferring a typical daily run of 500 photos at 70 megabytes each takes almost an hour and a half, and that's actually slightly optimistic. I do use the wireless functionality to transfer a few pics at a time from my camera to my iPhone while traveling so that I can quickly post pics from my real camera on Facebook. It works well for that, because I'm only grabbing five or six pics at a time, and I'm getting a much smaller JPEG copy instead of a RAW file.

      At night, though, the flash card comes out of the camera and goes into the side of my laptop, where I spend only about four or five minutes to import that entire batch of photos. If Apple had bothered to keep their SD card reader hardware up-to-date, it would take under two minutes, but the two minutes saved isn't worth the hassle of trying to dig a flash card reader out of my bag.

      With a laptop that lacks a flash reader, however, the entire equation changes. Suddenly, my choices are to either try to dig out an SD card reader (which will always be hard to dig out of a camera bag) or carry a retractable USB 3.0 cable (which turns out to be easier to put in a place where it is accessible, because it is so thin) and use the camera itself as a reader, albeit with the same poor performance as Apple's old SD card reader, and draining the camera battery the whole time. Both choices are approximately equally bad, and the decision to hobble their hardware by removing such a convenient way of importing content makes me seriously question Apple's commitment to the photography market.

      Then again, I never used Aperture. If I had, I'd probably have much stronger negative comments....

      And finally, Falsehood #5. What universe are you from? Have you even shopped for cameras ever? I cannot even fathom where you're pulling all this nonsense from.

      Pretty much. Apart from cellular phones (where nobody uses the micro-SD slot anyway), pretty much the only cameras that use micro-SD are the little cameras built by GoPro. All pro cameras use either CF or full-size SD, because when the camera isn't a tiny little toy, the size savings of micro-SD aren't enough of a benefit to make up for the smaller contact size and the resulting decrease in reliability and robustness.

      Nothing you say is true to the point where you're either delusional or trolling.

      Trolling, I'd imagine. Either that or it's an Apple employee astroturfing. Hard to say which.

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    30. Re:battery life a braindead argument by ChoGGi · · Score: 1
    31. Re:battery life a braindead argument by ChoGGi · · Score: 1
    32. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Someone tell Apple that then, because they were fine with configuring an iMac with 32GB RAM and shipping it to me in November.... and their online stores configuration tool still has that option right now...

    33. Re:battery life a braindead argument by cmseagle · · Score: 1

      tl;dr - "I don't want to use an SD card reader because I'll lose it in my camera bag."

      If it's that much of a problem, buy 5 of things and put one in every pocket. They cost like $7.

    34. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      how about instead by a real laptop that actually has an SD card reader instead of tinker toy.

    35. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many NEW cameras use SD cards. Only the very top end (Nikon D5 etc) have gone onto other formats.

    36. Re:battery life a braindead argument by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      I would caution against the last falsehood. All my camera user micro SD. Adapters are reliable, the cards are equally priced (though they top out at a lower capacity), and my laptop's have micro SD slots instead of regular SD.

      That said I take more issue with the wi-fi comment. Wi-fi is rare in the high end market. Sure everyone's offering them now but the high end cameras have a long service life. A lot of professional photographers do not have this as an option.

    37. Re:battery life a braindead argument by ruir · · Score: 1

      What I suspect is besides technology limitations, is that there is zero interest in giving you too fast machines, and consequently reducing the artificial small window of the longevity of your machine.
      Unfortunately, this is not an Apple specific strategy.

    38. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or don't buy an SD adapter and instead buy a more powerful PC notebook WITH and SD slot for a third of the price of the MBP.

    39. Re:battery life a braindead argument by ruir · · Score: 1

      Bah, I call this story bullshit. I am contemporary to the powerPCs era of 10 years ago, and in fact the main responsible for implemented them in the Office of a major telco.
      All our marketing people used Apple desktops, and the 17'' notebook was colossal and a heck of a machine; every photographer, marketing drone, and graphical people had one.
      The XP was long due by that time; and frankly if that particular people jumped to Windows they were not Mac heads at all.

    40. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      exactly for a decade apple was at or near the top with annual updates and feature changes.

      since 2012 and the broadwell/skylake fiasco apple basically stopped trying to keep up with laptops and desktops.

      I want a new macbook (currently a 2009 macbook)but i want a modern cpu and a sd card slot. things i can't get in current line up. So many macbook owners have been waiting 5-6 years screaming for new tech and apple is failing to deliver.

      I won't own a windows 10 machine and linux might be possible if all the hardware worked.

      Seriously? You are passing up on an upgrade of an 8 year old MacBook because the new ones do not have a built in SD card slot? I do a lot of Photoshop work and I build Raspberry PI based cameras which involves a lot of programming and SD card use and I would not dream of passing up on a computer upgrade because of a missing built in SD card slot on my 2016 MacBook. I solved that problem in about 5 minutes: https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=n.... As for your second concern. Even the new MacBook with its 2-core mobile processor handily beats an early 2009 model while the latest i5/16gb model literally buries a 2009 MacBook in the benchmarks. A used 2-core 2015 model MacBook pro, which still had an SD card slot, would also bury a 2009 MacBook in terms of performance. You can also get a MacBook pro with a more modern Core i7 CPU (since you seem to care about Intel's meaningless marketing garble), you just can't get one with 32 MB of RAM as well until later this year. One can find a PC in the same price bracket that can beat the snot out of the latest MacBook Pro by virtue of the PC having a 4-core CPU like like this guy did. However, since you (just like myself) are unwilling to leave the Apple ecosystem you can still get a very capable new MacBook Pro to replace your 2009 model, you'll just have to wait a while for 32 Gb.

    41. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Bongo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And dongles don't constantly lose themselves -- people lose dongles, if not careful. And needing a whole "pile of dongles" just shows that there's always some connection or other which can't be included. I mean, do I really want a laptop which has VGA + HDMI + DVI + DP ports? Well, who wants to carry any dongles, right?!

      So I'm looking at a MacBook Pro and how it needs a dock sitting on the desk. But I also see this one tiny USB-C/TB3 cable and it is doing a multitude of things. And then I recall the SCSI cables we used to have to use, just for drives and scanners.

      And how this one machine, when plugged into a USB-C cable, becomes a desktop, and when I unplug it, it becomes a laptop. And all my stuff is on it. Simple. Thing I like most about the MBP is that it has *four* TB3 ports. It has more connectivity than the Mac Pro tower it replaced.

    42. Re:battery life a braindead argument by swb · · Score: 2

      Am I the only one who finds that a SD card slot that holds an SD card is a great way to hold extra data? I keep a 256 GB one with low-use archive data in my SD card slot, symlinked into the main file system.

      Frankly I wish they could put 2 or 4 of these slots into a laptop. I would use one for portable data I expected to move to other computers, one as a generic storage enhancer, and one other for my automatic image backup.

      The latter I would really like, I can keep at least 5 restore points in 512GB for my system's 66% full 1 TB boot disk if I run the backup cycle daily. Create an incremental at every boot and then auto-dismount to protect it from malware or accidental overwrite.

      My summary of this whole Macbook Pro issue (and I don't even own one) is that one side is arguing that "nobody" uses the missing features (SD card slots, USB ports, etc), basically arguing that because the *average* user doesn't use them, it's a waste to add them.

      The other side seems comprised of the actual power users who have use cases for them and think that a product should be offered that addresses something other than the average user.

      At the end of the day, the whole thing seems to boil down to millimeters and ounces of weight.

    43. Re:battery life a braindead argument by swb · · Score: 1

      A modular bottom panel is a pretty good idea. I suppose ideally the entire case would be designed around the bottom panel being swappable for a thicker one which included supplemental battery power and extra ports.

      If they had a docking port on the bottom, this could almost be something a third party could deliver.

    44. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait... there's someone who actually liked the glowing Apple logo?

    45. Re:battery life a braindead argument by geekmux · · Score: 1

      and who uses low-end digital cameras anymore, when their phone is just as good?

      Falsehood #3. Unless you're unfairly comparing across differing generations of technology, a dedicated digital camera is superior to a phone camera by simple virtue of physics: larger sensors. Even a low-end point-and-shoot digital camera has a sensor many times larger than that in a cell phone, allowing in more light, more signal, and a resulting better picture.

      When you take into account that the self-absorbed generation of social media narcissists only care about "selfie" quality, your argument defending dedicated camera hardware goes out the window. Good enough is the reason more pictures are taken with cell phones today than any other hardware.

      Anyway, micro-SD is far more popular than SD.

      And finally, Falsehood #5. What universe are you from? Have you even shopped for cameras ever? I cannot even fathom where you're pulling all this nonsense from. Nothing you say is true to the point where you're either delusional or trolling.

      The popularity of microSD is dictated by the fact that cell phones are the primary photo taking devices today, and microSD and the infamous "cloud" are the storage mediums. Whether you want to live in another delusional universe where everyone still carries around DSLRs is up to you.

    46. Re:battery life a braindead argument by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      A modular bottom panel is a pretty good idea. I suppose ideally the entire case would be designed around the bottom panel being swappable for a thicker one which included supplemental battery power and extra ports.

      No, it's a contrary idea. It runs contrary to the entire design strategy of Apple laptops, which is based around unibody castings. But they could split that frame into an upper and a lower, where the lower frame is changed out for different battery configurations, at relatively minimal expense. It would require somewhere from probably a dozen to a couple of dozen screws to really tie the two frame pieces together. Or just weld them, which now I think of it is a much smarter idea.

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    47. Re:battery life a braindead argument by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Plus, we can actually get onsite support from HP.

      While I agree with moving away from Apple, moving to HP is daft. They have literally the worst support in the industry. When my Elitebook failed with a corporate warranty they sent a tech to my house to break it. The first time he showed up, he merely failed to fix it, and put it back together with the old parts because they didn't send him with any new ones. The second time he showed up, the machine wouldn't boot after he was there. Before, it was just suffering from thermal shutdown due to that nVidia G71 die bonding failure. In spite of this being a well-known problem, I had to spend literally 24 hours of my time on the phone (over the course of a week) to get them to agree to replace the machine. What's extra-pathetic about this is that the GPU is mounted to a MXM slot, so they technically could have replaced the GPU, right? But that slot is literally just a waste of money. They never paired any other GPU with that motherboard, only the FX1500 with G71. So the buyers had to eat the cost of the development of and parts for the slot for absolutely no reason. The GPU comes out of the case with the motherboard as if they were one unit, and they get thrown away together when the logic board is replaced.

      HP is a pathetic joke in all areas, and so is anyone who deliberately chooses to install their machines today, after all the many cautionary tales of their general incompetence.

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    48. Re:battery life a braindead argument by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Even if you can't/don't get the laptop with an Intel card from the manufacturer (Dell Latitudes have pretty much always offered this as an option), it's trivial to replace it after the fact if you absolutely must have that model.

      I've had better luck with Atheros. Intel WiFi quality has been slipping. Granted, much of that is problems with windows drivers which won't crop up on Linux, but not all.

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    49. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just bought a D3400 and unfortunately it does not have WIFI. I thought it did. It only has bluetooth to sync with a tablet? IDK shit is stupid. I use card.

    50. Re:battery life a braindead argument by sudon't · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I don't get this obsession with "thin". Never, in the past, did I ever say to myself, "Gee, I wish this thing were thinner!" Faster? Sure. More easily configurable? Easier to get inside of? Mos def. But what can you do? Apple has always been a "Father Knows Best" kinda corporation. It kinda worked when Jobs was around, but nowadays, they might want to consider being more responsive to the users. Still, nothing beats OS X, so I'm stuck with whatever Apple comes up with, hardware-wise.

      As for 32 GB of RAM, I only use about ten percent of my 16 GB, but the option to use more should be there for those who might need it.

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    51. Re:battery life a braindead argument by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who finds that a SD card slot that holds an SD card is a great way to hold extra data?

      If it's genuinely rarely-accessed data, that's cool. For some reason, most SD cards have shockingly bad random read speeds. I've never been able to figure that one out, but it's completely true. Samsung Evo and Evo+ over 16GB are some of the few models for which it isn't. The ones under 16GB are faster than average, but still slower than the large ones.

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    52. Re:battery life a braindead argument by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      For heavy users having 32GB of RAM will increase battery life, due to less swapping to disk and less in-memory compression.

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    53. Re: battery life a braindead argument by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      Facts, logic and rational thought will not win this fight.

    54. Re: battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the two minutes saved isn't worth the hassle of trying to dig a flash card reader out of my bag.

      Seriously? You are one whiny little bitch.

    55. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another person that cannot stay on topic. My comment was about their workstations. And if you think HP is a pathetic joke, you are an idiot.

    56. Re:battery life a braindead argument by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Another person that cannot stay on topic. My comment was about their workstations

      Another coward with shit reading comprehension. My comment was about their support, with some additional anecdotes thrown in about the garbage design of their laptops.

      The simple fact is that HP has been known for making completely shit PCs since forever. Vectra, Kayak... these names were watchwords for garbage. And now, they STILL make garbage.

      HP is garbage.

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    57. Re:battery life a braindead argument by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Dongles per se do not bother me. I have a selection of dongles for various purposes - always have. What winds me up is that the dongles are all designed to go at the laptop end of the cable.

      For the last n years, I have had to carry around a selection of about seven different cables for USB, mini USB, micro USB, USB 3.0, firewire (-400 and -800), Thunderbolt, HDMI. If I could replace all of these with two or three USB-C cables and seven dongles, I'd be very happy.

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    58. Re:battery life a braindead argument by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      The problem with wi-fi apart from speed is you have to disconnect from the Internet to connect to your camera.

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    59. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't denigrate Tinker Toy. It was a fabulous plaything and helped my generation build the world you envy and will never have. Go buy some music or something.

    60. Re: battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wifi on cameras sucks for file transfer.

    61. Re: battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't really get it do you? Concentrate, remember the topic.....MacBook Pro for professional users (including professional photographers) who, by the way, don't buy every new shiny camera and, for valid reasons cited previously by others, don't use wifi to transfer their files.

    62. Re:battery life a braindead argument by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Not buying a new SLR just because you (or Apple) say so. To even suggest it makes you a fucking idiot.

      And no phone is "just as good" as practically any SLR, because physics. Yeah, the megapixel count might be there, but basically nothing else is. Fucking idiot confirmed.

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    63. Re:battery life a braindead argument by swb · · Score: 2

      I work as an IT contractor, and I have about 400 gigs of miscellaneous software archives that I drag around with me. About a third of it is legacy crap that I almost never need but when it does come up, it's usually critical to solving some problem.

      I split the archive between a current branch and a legacy branch and keep legacy as just a symlink to a directory on a 256 GB card that stays in my Dell laptop and fortunately fits completely flush.

      I agree that the speeds to SD are kind of erratic and not nearly as good or predictable in response to even a decent USB3 stick, but for what I'm using it for its more or less ideal.

    64. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, my biggest issue with the new MacBook Pro is that they couldn't even be fucked to put a single USB-3 port on it, because reasons. Which means that in order to attach my Apple LED Cinema Display to my Apple MacBook Pro, I need to buy 3 Apple dongles - one for the USB, one for the DisplayPort / Thunderbolt, and one for power. And, all of that used to be on one side, so it was easy to connect. Now there is only two ports per side of the machine, so one cable is being stretched to the far side, or I'm getting some kind of hub thing in addition to the dongles.

      Guess I should just toss this perfectly working display that I paid $800 for because Apple is now producing products that intentionally don't work with their other shit that uses the same damn signal transports, but on a different connector? And, Apple isn't even in the display business any more, so basically anything I buy will require a dongle, or be a high-priced low volume display like the LG display Apple showed in the intro event [LG ULTRAFINE 5K 27-INCH ($974)]. And, should I need to travel to a corporate office and want to plug into a display there, I'll need to either take the dongles I have from my desk (read: lose them) or buy a separate set to lose.

      So the total upgrade cost just to continue using shit I already own is $2000+ for the notebook itself, and then a couple hundred for dongles and hubs, or another $1000 to replace the one of the displays on my desktop.

      And that's before we even start talking about the Apple Thunderbolt to Ethernet adapter, or connecting my Apple iPhone to my Apple MacBook Pro.

      One single USB-3 port fixes most of this shit. But they put form over function yet again and made a disaster of a user experience unless you've never owned a computer or any peripherals for one.

    65. Re:battery life a braindead argument by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Some of this is the fault of HDMI - the HDMI consortium demands that all HDMI cables should have male ends and that's it. And I believe they demand that you can't convert HDMI into anything else.

      It makes it a huge pain in the ass. HDMI should just be quarantined to home video, and computing should move ahead with DisplayPort. It's better in just about every way, as well as being an open standard.

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    66. Re:battery life a braindead argument by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      And, transferring via Wi-Fi is slow as shit, because it's large data sizes and usually limited to 802.11g, which has a maximum of 54Mbps that you will never see, because of the 2.4Ghz ISM band being flooded with signals from every damn thing.

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    67. Re:battery life a braindead argument by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      I want something as maintainable as a Thinkpad, Z1 or Z800, but that runs macOS. And I want a macOS that isn't an overblown iOS. The only route to those is to take some drugs, go to bed, and dream of them.

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    68. Re:battery life a braindead argument by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Interesting.... How come their website says Configurable up to 16GB then when showing all iMac products?
      Were they lying? Is there an error on their Website? Did they support 32GB briefly and then knock it back down ?

    69. Re:battery life a braindead argument by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      Oh, don't be so hyperbolic. Of course a laptop doesn't need all those ports. But it isn't even slightly unreasonable that a laptop would be equipped with standard ports that will outlive the life of the laptop itself. And your point isn't even well made, because we arn't even talking about edge cases. Apple is forcing you to buy dongles for ALL cases. Doesn't matter what you do, or if 99.9999% of the world needs to do a particular thing... you HAVE to buy a dongle. I mean, FFS, You can't even connect a brand new iPhone 7 to the latest MBP, without a dongle.

      HDMI is the new VGA. You go into *any* meeting room, and they will almost guaranteed have an HDMI connection available to the projector/tv/whatever.
      SD cards are still very heavily used by professional photographers, as others have stated, and they won't be going away anytime soon.
      Ethernet? I will be surprised if Ethernet disappears any less than 3 decades from now.
      USB? There are literally ZERO external mice or keyboards that use USB-C. There are metric fucktons of perfectly good USB3 devices that are still being actively used. They are still being actively developed and manufactured.

      And with the exception of ethernet, *all* of these ports could be included while still obsessing over unnecessary thinness.

      The most frustrating part of all this is that there is absolutely NO reason why this had to become and either/or scenario. I love the TB3 ports just fine, but Apple could have included the TB3 ports and still included those other ports, and this whole debate would never have happened. But they didn't, and people like me that rely on our laptops to be mobile workhorses are feeling justifiably betrayed.

      The single most important point here, and this is one that seems to be inexplicably glossed over by literally everyone defending Apple's moves, is that this is a PROFESSIONAL level laptop. Professional users have much more demanding needs and requirements than the average sitting-in-starbucks-reading-facebook person. I had no issue with the fact that The Macbook Air and Macbook were designed the way they were. They are perfect for that market segment. But don't pull this horseshit on a laptop labeled "Pro", and then expect people to be happy.

    70. Re:battery life a braindead argument by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      I'm in the exact same boat. Same year MBP as well. I think I'm going Dell XPS and Linux at some point in the next year. As a side-effect, I could potentially dual-boot and actually play some windows games once again.

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    71. Re:battery life a braindead argument by vux984 · · Score: 1

      1) How often you do you see people using digital cameras instead of phone cameras? Enough that every computer needs to accommodate them?

      No. Not every computer. Just the top of the line pro series.

      2) Every camera over $200 will have Wi-Fi, and it's been that way for years now. It's very easy/automatic to use. Every DSLR has WiFi, even the cheap ones.

      Yes. But who gives a shit? I don't want to take 2 hours transferring photos via an adhoc wifi network, using a system that ties up my camera while it's happening. Popping out a card, popping in a new one, and carrying on.

      3) Low end p&s cameras have sensors barely any larger than a smartphone. Regardless of their merits, though, empirically people have transitioned away.

      True. Not sure what your argument here is though.

      4) By that reasoning, why did they get rid of the VGA port, or the DVD drive? Having little-used ports be available as a cheap dongle seems like an intelligent compromise.

      The DVD drive is quite fragile, has a lot of moving parts, and takes up a lot of space. An external USB drive is a reasonably sensible compromise for those people who still need it. The SD card reader is a tiny slot that a lot of macbook pro owners aren't even aware of. It's ridiculous to compare it to a DVD drive.

      As for the VGA port... what is your argument? A laptop is more useful if it has common display ports. Period. There are quite a few of them and it's reasonable to support only the most common, most universal -- so an argument can be made for VGA -- a lot of people would still find that useful. Nevertheless, VGA is a fading fast and in 2017 it should have HDMI. It's reasonable to need an adapter for VGA but its ridiculous to need an adapter for HDMI.

      5) Micro-SD cards are sometimes used for phones, and this makes them more popular than SD cards.

      The cool think about micro SD is that they work with SD adapter trays. If all need is microsd, you can leave the adapter tray in the slot. If you want to make the argument that it would be handy for a pro series laptop to have a microsd card slot TOO... then sure, I agree.

      My wife has the pro and it's awesome. I agree that they should have had a USB 3.0, but really it doesn't get in the way of her work

      I have the previous generation pro. And I find the lack of gigabit ethernet idiotic; and I hate carrying around a stupid dongle for it. But otherwise i like it.

      I also have the generation before that, and it is getting dated now in terms of performance. But it was basically perfect -- and the only reason my kids are still using it is that with the replacement battery, SSD and RAM upgrade it's still got enough oomph to be useful. But that is all over now with the new unit... your wife certainly won't be breathing any extra life into her new pro with any upgrades down the road.

      And what else does the he new one do? Still no ethernet. No HDMI. No magsafe. No SDCard. No escape key. No USB ports. We get USB-C which is cool and will be increasingly useful in the future and every laptop you buy today should have a one or even two, but like most of us I live in the present, where the lack of the other ports is a pretty big deal.

      The new macbook pro, as I've said before, is a terrific update to the macbook air line. I'm glad your wife likes hers and I can understand why. It's a fine laptop if you wanted a newer better faster macbook air.

      But its a gimped piece of crap with extremely limited options if you wanted a pro laptop.

    72. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Only if you never use suspend to RAM. 32GB of DDR4 will use 12W, constantly, for as long as the machine is storing data in memory, including in sleep mode. Currently, the sleep mode uses around 1W, so you're cutting the sleep time to 1/12th before you even start using the machine. In fact, with the current FAA rules on battery size allowed on flights, you'd only get about 8 hours of standby time in the model you're describing - not even enough to leave it overnight without needing to suspend to disk. In idle use (CPU and GPU not doing much, but screen on), you'd double the power consumption. In heavy use, you'd increase it by about a quarter. Unless you're spending basically all of your time with the CPU and GPU saturated and swapping heavily, you'd see far less battery life with 32GB of DDR4 than with 16GB of LPDDR3 (the choices that current Intel chips provide).

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    73. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      it boggles the mind that they use battery life as the reason for not making the option available initially, for people that have a legitimate need for more than 16GB of ram battery life is a secondary factor, especially when the lack of that memory will significantly impact your productivity and considering their target market of video and photographic professionals who legitimately have needs for that memory it really was a strange move.

      So, can you think of ONE other reason (besides just not wanting to sell product) that Apple would restrict the RAM in the new MBPs to 16 GB? Seriously.

    74. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      video and photographic professionals who legitimately have needs for that memory it really was a strange move.

      Even the latest iMacs and Mac Minis have no 32GB of RAM option.

      Of all the products Apple sells.... only the Mac Pro is configurable up to 64GB.

      And the hardware's still all a generation behind PC hardware.

      You keep saying that; but then why are pretty much all the current QUAD-CORE Windows laptops using the same Skylake CPUs as Apple?

    75. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      I want a new macbook (currently a 2009 macbook)but i want a modern cpu and a sd card slot. things i can't get in current line up. So many macbook owners have been waiting 5-6 years screaming for new tech and apple is failing to deliver.

      WTF, OVER?!?

      Most people are whining that the "tech" used in the new MBPs is TOO NEW.

    76. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      ahhh yes apple fanboys answer to everything, carry a sack full of dongles and cables so you can save half a millimetre of width or 10 grams of weight on your laptop. DVD's are very much a legacy thing now, SD cards are NOT, they are the current standard for most current devices.

      Sack full?

      No. You just have to shop smarter.

      And you STILL have THREE identical ports LEFT!!!

      So yes, we DO have an answer "to" everything. Now, STFU, Hater!

    77. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Falsehood #4. Dongles are a PITA and constantly get lost. What's the point of losing a millimeter on the laptop thickness in some artificial inverted penis-size competition where the manufacturer has brainwashed everyone into thinking they need/want "THINNER!" when really they don't, but the trade-off is a pile of dongles that are an even bigger hassle to lug around than +1mm in laptop thickness, meanwhile they get lost all the time so the TCO of the laptop skyrockets.

      I don't think you'll be losing THIS.

    78. Re:battery life a braindead argument by tigersha · · Score: 1

      My Camera still takes fine pictures. It is also 10 year old and has CF Cards, not SD Card and certainly not Wifi.Digital Cameras are more dependent on the lenses than the sensors, my old 10 year old EOS is just fine. Which is why I am not planning on throwing it away anytime soon.

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    79. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 1

      First time in a while that I've seen a UID argument that low=old and outdated.
      So, since we've clearly moved past ad hominem...
      1. Every Goddamn Day. 'Real' photographers like 'real' cameras, even when on the move. The best camera may be the one you have on you at the time, but there's a reason people who do this for a living are still toting around dedicated, decent cameras. Hell, even the in-the-field types will apologize for shitty phone uploads. And no, not every computer needs to accommodate the workflow - but if Apple has decided that Photogs belong in the pile with the other professionals they've abandoned in the last half decade, they only group remaining to justify their shitty hardware is 'brand-obsessed hipsters.'
      2. WiFi for heavy photography is shit to use. It's shit to set up, it's slow when you move any kind of RAW data, and god forbid you are working in a radio-noisy space. Look, I get it, your wifey likes to use her crappy point and shoot and pretend she's a real artist. Ask the people who are moving Gigs of data every few minutes how well it holds up. It's a toy feature - you don't even need to be a artist to know that. Ask a Engineer how well WiFi storage holds up under any kind of load.
      3. Yes, the garbage-class P&S have tiny sensors. They are comparable to decent smartphones. They really don't have merits outside of learning basic photography, as you can get substantially better image quality with a marginal increase in price. What relevance does that have for this discussion?
      4. I love it when Apple apologists talk about getting rid of neigh-obsolete-in-the-consumer-space technology (Optical drives, old video interfaces) as a justification for taking out shit people use every. single. day. Yeah, killing the floppy and getting rid of a 100-year old standard analog audio interface are totally the same thing.
      5. The issue isn't which is more 'popular' - it's which is more *used.* Millions of MicroSD cards will sit in those phones and never be touched or thought of - they might as well be soldered into the board. While I suspect that most camera cards will actually be used as removable media, and will require an interface to get the data out of them.
      Again, I don't think that Apple actually needs to support powerusers. It's way more profitable to sell incrimental, locked-in hardware to gullible idiots who garner fleeting moments of happiness by being 'superior' to people that don't use a shitty fruit computer. Apple legitimately swayed me for a few years, and I respected them as a technology company, but damn near every decision they've made recently is laser targeted at profit over quality. They just don't offer a compelling product anymore to many of the people I know personally that have defended them for decades.

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    80. Re:battery life a braindead argument by tigersha · · Score: 1

      Actually, most digital cameras let you plug the CAMERA into the laptop with a USB cable, and the camera itself acts as the card reader. Which is also a problem on the Macbook because the laptop does not have a old USB socket anymore. That is way more stupid than the loss of SD-Card

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    81. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      And how this one machine, when plugged into a USB-C cable, becomes a desktop, and when I unplug it, it becomes a laptop. And all my stuff is on it. Simple. Thing I like most about the MBP is that it has *four* TB3 ports. It has more connectivity than the Mac Pro tower it replaced.

      FINALLY! Someone who GETS IT!

      Have you seen this?

      Even if you already HAVE a dock for home, this would make a great addition to your work, or to just have in your computer bag.

      Disregard the negative reviews. They are from people that didn't realize you have to load a driver to get the video ports to work right, and those who didn't realize you may have to change a setting or two in macOS, like the Audio Out, to get certain things to work (like the audio port).

    82. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > ...all devices in IBSS mode (without infrastructure Wi-Fi) are limited to 802.11g speeds.

      This message (and the next in the thread) from the ath10k driver dev mailing list indicates that ath10k supports 802.11ac operation in IBSS mode:

      http://lists.infradead.org/pipermail/ath10k/2015-June/005372.html

      I would be surprised if ath9k didn't also support 802.11n in IBSS mode.
      Hell, some WiFi drivers let you run in ad-hoc and Infrastructure Mode simultaneously.

    83. Re: battery life a braindead argument by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Yes, seriously. The couple of minutes saved wouldn't significantly exceed the time it takes to walk across the room, unzip the camera bag, dig the flash card reader out from wherever I managed to squeeze it, and walk back. And I can be doing other things with the laptop while it imports for that extra two minutes, whereas I can't be doing other things while I dig a flash reader out of my bag.

      It rarely makes sense to use an external flash reader unless you don't have an internal one.

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    84. Re:battery life a braindead argument by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      All my camera user micro SD. Adapters are reliable, the cards are equally priced (though they top out at a lower capacity), and my laptop's have micro SD slots instead of regular SD.

      Let me rephrase that. Most cameras natively use full-size SD.

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    85. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Another 5 digit UID whose view of technology is rooted in previous decades....

      Trolling, I'd imagine. Either that or it's an Apple employee astroturfing. Hard to say which.

      Hey grandpa! People can have different opinions than you for other reasons. And why would Apple want to astroturf a bunch of weird old neckbeards who live in their mother's basement and write this?

      Hey, dumbass!

      I'm frickin' SIXTY years old, and I have been preaching high and low on this and other forums about the wisdom of having 80 Gbps of Raw, Multifunctional I/O Bandwidth in the form of FOUR identical USB-C/TB3 connectors, and ALL the stupids can harp about is how a $2.50 PASSIVE USB-C to USB-A Adapter for a year or so (before everything is USB-C) is going to make the ENTIRE laptop UTTERLY USELESS.

    86. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      how about instead by a real laptop that actually has an SD card reader instead of tinker toy.

      If you walk away with a laptop that has more raw I/O capability than the next HALF-DOZEN Desktops COMBINED, just because you can't be bothered with a $10 (or less) SD reader, you need to seriously question whether computers are for you at all.

    87. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Or don't buy an SD adapter and instead buy a more powerful PC notebook WITH and SD slot for a third of the price of the MBP.

      Sorry. There ARE no more "powerful" laptops than the 2016 MBP. One "piece" or another might be more powerful, but overall, the 2016 MBPs are VERY well-balanced and POWERFUL systems. Seriously.

    88. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not disregard the negative reviews, read them all and form your own opinion. Do disregard apple zealots who would just love to censor things for the sake of stupid company.

    89. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The logo fuels a hipsters ego.

    90. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Seriously? You are passing up on an upgrade of an 8 year old MacBook because the new ones do not have a built in SD card slot? I do a lot of Photoshop work and I build Raspberry PI based cameras which involves a lot of programming and SD card use and I would not dream of passing up on a computer upgrade because of a missing built in SD card slot on my 2016 MacBook.

      Exactly!

    91. Re:battery life a braindead argument by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Yeah I'm just saying the form factor itself is a non-issue. I don't think you can buy a microSD card that doesn't also fit in a full SD slot because I've yet to see one sold without an adaptor.

      Splitting hairs really, there's still other technical limitations as mentioned.

    92. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Wifi is still a pretty uncommon feature...
      > and your reply to it...

      YES wifi is inferior, which is why some cameras these days are literally being made with cell coverage! to upload to flickr, etc.

    93. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      you obviously don't do anything processor intensive, while on the face of it the clock speeds haven't changed much the actual raw performance change from a sandy bridge to a haswell is massive, it is close to a 50% step up.

      There is none. Go to www.cpuboss.com. The newer cpus are about 5% slower than the ones a few years ago. Massive my ass

      But, since they are so much lower in power-consumption, they more than make up for that 5% in the fact that the laptops they are in, such as the 2016 MacBook Pro, don't have to throttle AT ALL due to thermal constraints, and thus keep chugging along at full speed, when their older counterparts used in, for example, the 2015 MacBook Pro, have to throttle as much as arouind 66% PERCENT.

      About the 2015 15" MacBook Pro, with that "Faster" CPU:

      "After our one-hour stress test with Prime95 and FurMark (Windows), the CPU runs at only1.2 GHz, while the graphics card is also limited to just 400 MHz. "

      So, tell me again: What good is a "faster" CPU, if it can only be "Faster" for a FEW SECONDS? Again, regarding the 2015 MBP:

      "The CPU does at least start at 3.3 GHz in the Cinebench Multithread tests (battery and mains identical), but consumes far more than 60 watts and reaches almost 100 C (~212 F). As a result, the clock drops to around 2.8 to 3.0 GHz after a few seconds and can maintain this level. This means that unfortunately, the i7-4780HQ is not any faster than the old i7-4850HQ; the i7-4770HQ and the i7-4980HQ should be on par under sustained load as well, which means the performance differences between the different models will be limited to short peak load or poorly parallelized software"

    94. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Someone tell Apple that then, because they were fine with configuring an iMac with 32GB RAM and shipping it to me in November.... and their online stores configuration tool still has that option right now...

      NOT a mobile computer with mobile-class CPUs. ENTIRELY different animal.

    95. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      A modular bottom panel is a pretty good idea. I suppose ideally the entire case would be designed around the bottom panel being swappable for a thicker one which included supplemental battery power and extra ports.

      If they had a docking port on the bottom, this could almost be something a third party could deliver.

      Your wish is OWC's command. They even put up to 4 TB of storage into it... I'm not sure about a bigger battery, though, but they're still finalizing specs. Probably are worried that another battery would make the whole thing too heavy and expensive.

    96. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Wait... there's someone who actually liked the glowing Apple logo?

      Yes.

    97. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      For heavy users having 32GB of RAM will increase battery life, due to less swapping to disk and less in-memory compression.

      You're thinking in terms of spinning-rust days. All of that is pretty low-power in the SSD world.

    98. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SD cards are holding you back? Why? You have a serious need to copy pictures off an old digital camera, and a $10 dongle is too much?

      These Macbooks don't have DVD drives either, why aren't people making a stink about that?

      Define "old digital camera". I use a Nikon D800E - two SD slots. At the top levels, a few cameras have started with XQD cards, but it's far from ubiquitous. It's more than handy to have an SD card reader in camera when I travel, one less thing to cart about.

      No DVD? No problem - I can get access to movies streaming (if I'm in range), or download things to my laptop before I leave, but taking a laptop on a photographic expedition means I need to download images 2-3 times a day, sometimes more, so I have to have some sort of card reader. Built in is simpler.

    99. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This article is about people who need/desire the 32GB, most likely at least serious amateurs, who are NOT shooting with phone cameras. A few (mostly low-end) DSLRs have some sort of WiFi capability, but it's not ubiquitous, and shamefully mediocre to set up and use when it is running. My camera produces 35MB files. Last weekend, for a morning's shoot, I produces over 250 images. I need a card. My older cameras used Compact Flash cards, and I carried an external reader. When I got a D7000, then I had to get a different reader because it used SD cards.. then I upgraded my computer, and suddenly I didn't have to carry a separate reader. When schlepping a 60lb camera bag through another airport, anything I can take out of it helps.

      Sheesh, man.

    100. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and who uses low-end digital cameras anymore, when their phone is just as good?

      Again, this article is about a computer that a pro or serious amateur wants, with as much memory as possible for running Lightroom/Photoshop. Not shooting with a smart phone. Your phone camera ain't a patch on my D800. Not even my old D300. And that's not even considering the lens situation.

      Falsehood #3. Unless you're unfairly comparing across differing generations of technology, a dedicated digital camera is superior to a phone camera by simple virtue of physics: larger sensors. Even a low-end point-and-shoot digital camera has a sensor many times larger than that in a cell phone, allowing in more light, more signal, and a resulting better picture.

      When you take into account that the self-absorbed generation of social media narcissists only care about "selfie" quality, your argument defending dedicated camera hardware goes out the window. Good enough is the reason more pictures are taken with cell phones today than any other hardware.

      What does that have to do with, again, the subject of this article? If you're shooting with your smartphone, you are rarely going to want to save images to your computer anyway. And they'll be small (relatively).

      Anyway, micro-SD is far more popular than SD.

      And finally, Falsehood #5. What universe are you from? Have you even shopped for cameras ever? I cannot even fathom where you're pulling all this nonsense from. Nothing you say is true to the point where you're either delusional or trolling.

      The popularity of microSD is dictated by the fact that cell phones are the primary photo taking devices today, and microSD and the infamous "cloud" are the storage mediums. Whether you want to live in another delusional universe where everyone still carries around DSLRs is up to you.

      Jeez people.

    101. Re: battery life a braindead argument by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

      I did the same thing for 2 years! Then I tossed Windows off my HO laptop and installed Mint on it. Tim Cook sucks. They need to fire his "In the pipeline" butt.

    102. Re:battery life a braindead argument by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that was helpful

    103. Re:battery life a braindead argument by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      We "upgraded" some Xeon workstations to i7 and had to basically pitch the machines. The Xeon's couldn't handle multitasking. Basically, with out setup, on the Xeon you could run software and code at the same time and with the i7s you had to choose one.

    104. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you need to chose your workload carefully. The Xeon is designed to plow through multiple threads with ease whereas even a quad core i7 with HT is still better on fewer simultaneous tasks.
      You may want to experiment with turning HT off on the i7 - It's been a while since I've tested it myself, but my experience in the past was that on, say, a 4-core CPU with HyperThreading, if you're running a massively parallel task then you'll get better performance running 4 threads on 4 real cores versus running 8 threads on 4 real and 4 virtual cores.

    105. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you obviously don't do anything processor intensive, while on the face of it the clock speeds haven't changed much the actual raw performance change from a sandy bridge to a haswell is massive, it is close to a 50% step up.

      There is none. Go to www.cpuboss.com. The newer cpus are about 5% slower than the ones a few years ago. Massive my ass

      lol yeah ok

    106. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's five years old.

      Nothing wrong with that, I have digital cameras even older that work fine. But the age does underscore that it's outside of the mainstream and you wouldn't reasonably expect every computer to be able to support it.

      Similarly, I regularly use a dongle to connect my laptop to a VGA projector. VGA is a bit of a standard for VGA and that's been true for more than a decade. However I understand that this is not a mainstream application.

      The cool alternative would be a customizable bottom-plate that let you choose just the ports you wanted. Personally I'd love a Macbook with VGA out, even though I realize the idea is insane.

    107. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Bongo · · Score: 1

      Well, fair enough. On the point about ports, I'm sitting here with docks to provide me with mini DisplayPort, Thunderbolt 2, some USB3 stuff, and a pair of eSATA ports, plus an adapter for FireWire2.

      So OK, me talking about VGA+DVI isn't a good example, but it is the same point. As for HDMI being ubiquitous, it isn't here. Today I'll be pulling out an ancient projector because the main one is booked out. It has VGA (barely). Is that an edge case? Well, everyone has their edge cases. Our "newer" projector is also HDMI-less.

      I'm not a fan of the move to USB-C/TB3, and making them the only ports on the new MBPs, but it is what it is. But consider this, also, that it is a Pro laptop, or meant to be, and so there's going to be a load of stuff hanging off it (my own gripe is that I wanted 32GB RAM) but as a Pro, how many cables do you want to have to plug/unplug every time? And if like me the laptop is being carried around all the time, and I don't have a car, then the weight does matter too.

      What I do find a little horrific is that the MacBook only has one port. And that adapters are so expensive. But I'm perfectly agreeable that many people will need and prefer say, a Lenovo P50.

      But Apple does, for good or bad, remove stuff, like how we just lost MagSafe and other stuff before that. These are compromises. I sat down this morning and pugged in one TB3 cable (to one of two docks), and my desk stuff is all connected. That's nice in some ways.

    108. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Bongo · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks, bookmarked the dock for future. I've got a couple different ones.
      I'm glad there is a market and several companies making them.

    109. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks, bookmarked the dock for future. I've got a couple different ones. I'm glad there is a market and several companies making them.

      Yeah. I like the fact that it has HDMI, VGA AND a MiniDP Port. If it had a FW800 Port, it'd be perfect!

      In fact, IIRC, that's the only real difference between that dock and the $279 OWC TB3 Dock. I'm pretty sure they are both using the same chipset, since the capabilities are so similar.

      Yeah, the Haters that say that "Apple just did this to trap people into buying DONNNN-GLES!!!" never perused the Amazon site with "USB-C" as a search term (for example, I think Dell has more USB-C "dongles" than Apple does!), or looked at THIS list of Laptops with TB3, most of which are NOT made by Apple...

    110. Re: battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you'd trade 7 cables for 3 cables PLUS 7 dongles?

      Fuuuuccckkk.

    111. Re:battery life a braindead argument by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      The USB-C dock comes complete with terrible reviews...

    112. Re:battery life a braindead argument by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      O_o Unless I've looked at the scraping-of-the-barrel-bottom end of devices, I haven't come across anything in last few years that doesn't have an HDMI port.... but regardless.

      Yes, I agree that it makes perfect sense to sit down at your desk, plug in one cable, and boom, there you go. And being able to do that without relying on one of the bajillion proprietary connectors that dell, lenovo, etc, have, is wonderful. So I'm not sure we're actually disagreeing at all.

      My primary beef is that Apple *already* has a line of slimline laptops. In fact, they have *two*. Macbook, and Macbook Air. They are fine, high quality machines that suit the majority of people's needs.

      Macbook Pro meanwhile has been a hard core machine for people who need extra capabilities/flexibility. And yet Apple insists on turning that into a clone of two product lines that they already have. People for whom wifi isn't good enough. Who's photo collections measure in gigabytes per shoot. Who routinely need a high-powered mobile workhorse. These kind of people need the kind of flexibility that previous generation MBPs delivered. Flexibility has been (within reason) the name of the game since day 1. But in the last few years it's been getting locked down more and more to the point where it's basically a toaster with a pretty screen.

      I'm still using my 2011 MBP because:
      -It has an ethernet port
      -I was able to upgrade the ram myself to 16GB
      -I was able to replace the HD with a 1TB SSD.

      Yes, having to have a bunch of video dongles was annoying, but the overall package was so good that the dongles were only a minor ding.

      There's no way I could have afforded a MBP with these specs at the time I bought it. If I spec'ed out the current gen MBP to what I believe would satisfy my needs for the next several years, I'm looking at a *minimum* of $4000, and even then it still isn't good enough cause, like you pointed out, it maxes out at 16GB. That's just flat out, unadulterated bullshit.

      And this is why I'm pissed off to hell, and why I feel (if I were being completely honest) betrayed. I've been using Apple for over a decade now, and now Apple is so clearly and unequivocally taking the piss out of their customers that I now being forced to reconsider my computing needs. Do I want to go into debt just to buy a new computer that won't even fulfill my needs now, let alone 3 years from now, or do I want to go back to Microsoft and let them forcibly take away all control of my machine to the point where I may not even have a working computer from one day to the next cause they f__ked up yet another update.

      I would move to Linux, but the linux software ecosystem is just not fit for desktop use and it looks like it never will be. LibreOffice, despite it's recent improvements, still has some shocking gaps. Linux doesn't have one single email client that has the polish of even an average-level Windows or Mac client. (Even Evolution, which is supposedly the best there is, is basically a clusterf__k unless you connect it to exchange.)

    113. Re:battery life a braindead argument by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      The USB-C dock comes complete with terrible reviews...

      And if you read them, you will see that they almost all fall into four categories:

      1. People who didn't know you had to download a driver from the mfg. website to make certain features work with macOS, due to a documentation oversight by that mfg, and the fact that, in modern OSes, people are (fortunately) getting out of the habit of thinking "maybe there's a driver I need to install".

      2. People that didn't know you have to adjust "Control Panel"/"System Preferences" settings in the OS to use certain features, like the audio port.

      3. People that had (unrealistic?) expectations from the multiple video outputs. Unlike most of these docks, this one actually allows you to use up to TWO (most only allow ONE) of the THREE video outputs (HDMI, VGA, MiniDP) simultaneously; but there are some resolution restrictions when using more than one at a time. But you can certainly do at least 1080p resolution or a little greater on both "used" video ports under those conditions, IIRC.

      4. Those who have a laptop with a crappy USB-C/TB3 implementation. They are out there. TB3 is still kinda new, and there are still occasional, but fortunately rare, compatibility issues. As far as 2016 MacBook Pros, once you load that driver, things are good to go. YMMV. Also, there are some displays that require a "display mode" that is not supported by TB3. But I can't remember if those people can achieve joy by using the MiniDP port with or without an additional dedicated MiniDP to ? Adapter.

      So, as you can see, a little reading would have saved you an unnecessary post. ;-)

    114. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Teckla · · Score: 1

      Some of this is the fault of HDMI - the HDMI consortium demands that all HDMI cables should have male ends and that's it.

      You can buy HDMI cables that are male on one end and female on the other.

      And I believe they demand that you can't convert HDMI into anything else.

      I use an HDMI to DVI-D cable all the time.

      It makes it a huge pain in the ass. HDMI should just be quarantined to home video, and computing should move ahead with DisplayPort. It's better in just about every way, as well as being an open standard.

      How is DisplayPort better than HDMI? Cables seem to cost the same. The picture is still 100% digital (should be identical). Can you elaborate on what you're talking about?

      I get the feeling you must be confusing HDMI with something else.

    115. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Teckla · · Score: 1

      The 21.5-inch iMac is configurable to 16 GB.

      The 27-inch iMac is configurable to 32 GB.

      You have to explicitly click on "27-inch iMac".

    116. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I use an HDMI to DVI-D cable all the time.

      Sure, to carry a DVI signal.

      What you can't do is send an HDMI-out signal to any other type of port.

    117. Re:battery life a braindead argument by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Nope. See: http://www.pcmag.com/article2/...

      Ever wonder why you can't find a HDMI-to-DisplayPort adapter? Because the petulant HDMI consortium won't allow it, and actively sues to block it. There is no way to plug a DisplayPort monitor into an HDMI port, for no technical reason. It's purely petty legal nonsense.

      Your HDMI to DVI-D cable is using a DVI-D signal. It definitely won't do a non-RGB color space, which HDMI will.

      DisplayPort offers all the features of HDMI, without any of the encumbrances. It is an open spec, controlled by VESA - the Mini-DisplayPort connector that practically everybody uses now was originally Apple's, and they gave it to VESA royalty free. DisplayPort supports chaining of displays, HDMI doesn't. DisplayPort 1.3 supported up to two 4k displays @ 60fps in 2014, and also includes the HDMI 2.0 spec.

      There is so much more going on than just "cable cost."

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    118. Re:battery life a braindead argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You keep saying that; but then why are pretty much all the current QUAD-CORE Windows laptops using the same Skylake CPUs as Apple?

      Because (a) Kaby Lake has only just been released and (b) it offers identical performance to Skylake for the same clock speed. All you're getting by upgrading to Kaby Lake is some new hardware accelerated DRM so you can play 4K video from Netflix.

  5. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a Steve Jobs era apple Fanboi.

    Apple has lost that mojo.

    This is a press release saying they will put memory in their "PRO" computer in 10-11 months.

    Where is the desktop?

    What happened to OpenCL pushing the limits?
    What happened to COCOA making everything easier?
    What happened to the pro level apps I searched for "PRO video editing osx" and Final Cut was the 7th hit on website.

    How far Apple has fallen and they can't get up...

    1. Re:Who cares? by ruir · · Score: 1

      Have you not got the memo? What it matters today is diversity in the WWDC keynotes and in the people directing the enterprise. Apparently, the rest is secondary. Signed, an Apple ex-fanboi

  6. Give me field-upgradability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Give me the ability to install commodity RAM and storage after I buy the device.

    Without that ability, I will be looking elsewhere. If this means leaving the macOS ecosystem or going with a "hackintosh," so be it.

  7. Mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Golden showers reference is inappropriate for the Slashdot!

  8. Apple already said that people that want 32 GB... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are idiots that need to die so the 32 GB news is fake news. They want us to die for wanting more RAM. Wanting me to die means that I am happy with my April 2010 MacBook with 16 GB or RAM since I don't want to die. I would rather suffer for seven years with only 16 GB of RAM rather than die.

  9. Re: Apple already said that people that want 32 GB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are the company of death.

  10. I dunno if this is a good thing by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    To squeeze in the extra RAM, they might decide they need to remove the few ports which were left. #courage

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    1. Re:I dunno if this is a good thing by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      To squeeze in the extra RAM, they might decide they need to remove the few ports which were left. #courage

      The "few ports" they left are actually WORTH much, much more than a dumbass couple of "legacy" USB-A ports, or an HDMI port, or even worse, some SD card slot that 10% of users use more than once per year.

      Oh, and HERE's what you can do with just ONE of those "few ports".

      And after that, you still have THREE identical Ports left...

    2. Re:I dunno if this is a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the name of all that's holy, don't give them ideas!!!

  11. Apple must put the user first again, not marketing by globaljustin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a good step, but there's a greater fallacy at work at Apple here: The triumph of marketing demands over technical needs of the user.

    Apple is great...they are better than Microsoft at making both hardware and software (especially software). Apple's OS is basically Unix with a candy coated shell and it is the best for basically anything except gaming (I know broad statement...I'm sure there are other applications that are better on Windoze but I'm speaking broadly...chill).

    Apple's mistake, and it's a big one, is letting advertising phrases like "Our thinnest Macbook Pro yet!" override user centered design.

    Same goes for their port nonsense...removing the headphone jack was a huge mistake, it's a *data port* that is backwards compatible with 100 year old tech. They wanted to advertise their phones as "waterproof" so instead of making the port waterproof like other companies, they just remove it and let marketing handle it. Disgusting.

    Apple can easily regain their footing by putting the users first in their design decisions and stop their design hubris.

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  12. Go outside... by God+of+Lemmings · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    get out of your damn distortion lens Apple. Everything you've made since Jobs died is second or third tier at best. You don't know what the hell you're doing. Your workstation makes no sense. The 2012 pro is superior to the trashcan in most ways that matter. The laptops are a waste of my time, sacrifice a ton of usability in ports and add a marginally useful touchbar? Seriously? You're supposed to actually do some research before replacing shit that people are still using, I have no desire to have a rats nest of cables to connect my shit together.

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    1. Re:Go outside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a massive moron.

  13. When did the title use the word desktop? by hashish · · Score: 1

    I thought this is an article on laptops? And memory is memory, right?

    1. Re:When did the title use the word desktop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's using RAM that is of the "desktop" class, (i.e. higher performing) that is typically used in laptops.

    2. Re:When did the title use the word desktop? by kamapuaa · · Score: 1

      Very insightful question. I can tell you are really interested in the answer and not just asking questions to hear your own voice, so I did a little research on the subject. Hope it helps!

      "Though Intel does make processors capable of addressing more than 16GB of memory, those particular chipsets rely on less efficient DDR4 RAM and are usually deployed in desktops with access to dedicated mains power. In order to achieve high memory allotments and keep unplugged battery life performance on par with existing MacBook Pro models, Apple will need to move to an emerging memory technology like LPDDR4 or DDR4L. "

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  14. Re: Apple already said that people that want 32 GB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jobs was right that thinking people don't need much memory.

  15. 32gb ram = $300 upgrade vs $200 for it alone by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    https://www.amazon.com/Crucial...
    http://www.newegg.com/Product/...

    just an quick google.

    apple will make it so that you can't install your own ram.

    1. Re:32gb ram = $300 upgrade vs $200 for it alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you don't get $100 credit for the 16GB that was previously spec'd out, so it's more like $400 from Apple.

    2. Re:32gb ram = $300 upgrade vs $200 for it alone by Mal-2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      All "thin and light" laptops are like this. The RAM is soldered directly to the motherboard and is not upgradable unless you have a reflow oven. Apple is nowhere near alone on this point. I think the last machine I've seen that was field-upgradable in RAM is the Acer C710 or V5 (same time frame, just Chromebook vs. Windows). The next couple generations still had mSATA or M.2 slots, but even those are going away in favor of permanently attached eMMC. I think the upgrade to my C720 will be... a Core i3 motherboard to replace the Celeron that I have now. (They're about $100.) And maybe the touchscreen to convert it into a C720P. But the base unit is one I expect to have for a few years because everything since (save for the C740) has been shittier and non-upgradable.

      So don't single out Apple. Everyone is shipping non-serviceable laptops now.

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    3. Re:32gb ram = $300 upgrade vs $200 for it alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother got an HP last year with a spare RAM slot. It also included an RJ-45 and DVD drive.

      The thing with Apple is that they leave their costumers no choice but to do what they say.

    4. Re:32gb ram = $300 upgrade vs $200 for it alone by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      If it has an optical drive, it is by definition not in the "thin and light" class that they're shooting for.

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    5. Re:32gb ram = $300 upgrade vs $200 for it alone by sremick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So don't single out Apple. Everyone is shipping non-serviceable laptops now.

      You couldn't be more wrong. This is absolutely not the case. Hell, even Dell ships pretty much all their laptops with upgradeable memory to some degree, and the Latitudes especially so (the memory is always easy-access, compared to some Inspirons where you might need to take out the motherboard first). I also continue to service many modern non-Dells that the unwashed masses bring to me in my side work, and see SODIMM sockets on pretty much all (although unfortunately sometimes only 1).

      I do all the Dell purchasing where I work, and have for years. The only Dells I've gotten in without upgradeable RAM were the tablets, and even those were still crazy serviceable compared to Surface-junk and iPad-crap which are meant to be disposable and tossed if you look at them wrong. Even on the Dell tablets, the SSD storage is standard and removable, which is nice if you just need more space or if butterfingers drops and breaks his tablet but needs his precious data off it that he wasn't storing where he was supposed to.

    6. Re:32gb ram = $300 upgrade vs $200 for it alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you smoking?
      All business laptops have field-replaceable RAM and HDD/SSD disks.

      Check out the Lenovo Thinkpad T series, the HP EliteBooks, the Dell Latitudes.

    7. Re:32gb ram = $300 upgrade vs $200 for it alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said anything about an optical drive? WTF are you talking about?

    8. Re: 32gb ram = $300 upgrade vs $200 for it alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DVD drive = optical drive.

    9. Re:32gb ram = $300 upgrade vs $200 for it alone by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      O_o What do you think a DVD drive is?

    10. Re:32gb ram = $300 upgrade vs $200 for it alone by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Anything with room for a standard HDD is not in this class. I also didn't mean that every laptop is this way, but the particular class that Apple is targeting -- thin and light -- is built this way no matter where it comes from. The RAM is fixed, and the storage often is as well.

      You can yell at Apple for insisting that its MBP fall into the thin-and-light category rather than a Business Laptop. But once that choice has been made, these are the corners that are being cut by everyone playing in that field.

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    11. Re:32gb ram = $300 upgrade vs $200 for it alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This may be fine for consumer grade gear, but Apple calls this, the Macbook "Pro". I'm sorry but non upgrade-able ram is but one reason this machine does not meet the needs of a professional... any professional.

    12. Re:32gb ram = $300 upgrade vs $200 for it alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue here is that they're saving money by doing this on user screwups. I want a discount. If a machine is no longer going to last 4 years and I have to buy one more often, then apple can't charge $2000 for it. They've doubled the cost of desktops and laptops with this tactic.

      My 2012 mac mini has been upgraded with a SSD and RAM. It is now twice as powerful as a 2014 because of the 50% reduction in CPU performance and non upgradable parts combined with the stock spinning disk. If I want to get a new one, I have to wait for apple's ultrabook crap dual core offerings to catch up. Intel has to ship an ultrabook chip as powerful as the 2.3Ghz quad core ivy bridge chip in my mac now. Considering kabylake offered NO speed increase, I'm not holding my breath. When this machine dies, I may not buy another mac. In order to buy a new system as fast as this thing, I have to buy a high end macbook pro, a mac pro, or a 27" imac. Nothing else can compete. So a $1000 computer in 2012 with maybe $300 in upgrades now costs over $2000 and I won't get to use my own monitor anymore as my primary display unless i buy the mac pro. Tim Cook hates his customers.

    13. Re:32gb ram = $300 upgrade vs $200 for it alone by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      All "thin and light" laptops are like this. The RAM is soldered directly to the motherboard and is not upgradable unless you have a reflow oven. Apple is nowhere near alone on this point. I think the last machine I've seen that was field-upgradable in RAM is the Acer C710 or V5 (same time frame, just Chromebook vs. Windows). The next couple generations still had mSATA or M.2 slots, but even those are going away in favor of permanently attached eMMC. I think the upgrade to my C720 will be... a Core i3 motherboard to replace the Celeron that I have now. (They're about $100.) And maybe the touchscreen to convert it into a C720P. But the base unit is one I expect to have for a few years because everything since (save for the C740) has been shittier and non-upgradable.

      So don't single out Apple. Everyone is shipping non-serviceable laptops now.

      Exactly.

  16. Thin is the real issue by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Thin is the real issue if the system was bigger then the systems will be better.

    1. Re:Thin is the real issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, there are thinner PC's with better specs.... that also happen to be a fraction of the price. HP and Dell in particular have some really interesting notebooks now.

    2. Re:Thin is the real issue by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Nope, there are thinner PC's with better specs.... that also happen to be a fraction of the price. HP and Dell in particular have some really interesting notebooks now.

      Until you really start digging down into those specs.

  17. Way more braindead to take large hit on battery by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    for people that have a legitimate need for more than 16GB of ram battery life is a secondary factor

    What laptop owners would that really be true of though? A handful, even among pros... if it's going to be plugged in all the time, and battery life is of secondary or no concern - then my not just use a Mac Pro? It's also fairly portable and will be much faster (yes, even before any updates to the current model).

    I personally cannot see Apple releasing a laptop with an option that has way worse battery life just to add more RAM at the very top end - nor making a whole other variant of motherboard to support that option, or adding complexity to the existing design.

    In the end it's just a matter of a single year before truly top-end purchasers will get a laptop with more than 16GB of RAM. For the past few years CPU improvements have not been all that large, so not being able ot buy now is not that huge a hit...

    What I'm hoping to see in the next revision of the MacBook Pro is an even better GPU.

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    1. Re:Way more braindead to take large hit on battery by Morgon · · Score: 2

      A Mac Pro is not 'portable' if you still have to lug a screen around. I like to move from the desk to the living room, patio, or completely different area altogether. Sometimes I like to do work while laying in bed. There are plenty of use-cases that people will reasonably pay to have access to.

      I enjoy keeping my computer up and running for long periods of time, but I have to reboot my MBP a few times a month (because I'm stubborn and won't do it once a week) when I dig so far into swap that simply restarting VM/PhpStorm/Skype/Outlook doesn't clear it. I absolutely need 32GB in order to be properly productive.

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    2. Re:Way more braindead to take large hit on battery by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      A Mac Pro is not 'portable' if you still have to lug a screen around.

      Yes, and? The same argument applies for a "laptop" that you MUST lug a power adaptor around with constantly. That is not a device amenable to using on the patio or the bed. In fact the choice Apple made seems like the are tailor made to the case you lay out - which how most people (including myself) use laptops, and why suffering a huge hit in battery life just to go beyond 16GB is a non-starter.

      I absolutely need 32GB in order to be properly productive.

      I find this very dubious considering much of the work I do is very memory intensive - iOS development and a lot of high-resolution photography including some huge panoramic work, more recently some neural networking stuff - would I *like* more memory? Yes. Do I *absolutley need* more memory? No, I get by OK wth what I have now. If anything the real memory need people would have for modern tasks is not main system memory but GPU memory, and there Apple is still doing OK with 4GB of memory, if anything else I would have liked to see more there.

      Most modern professional apps are used to dealing with partitioning tasks into smaller amounts of memory and the main SSD on the new MacBook Pros is extremely fast, making those applications run quite well (mainly affects the pano work I do).

      If you look at Activity Monitor sometime, I think you'll be surprised at how much memory you actually use...

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    3. Re:Way more braindead to take large hit on battery by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      The same argument applies for a "laptop" that you MUST lug a power adaptor around with constantly.

      Yes, I'll take the model with the 27" 4k power adapter.

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    4. Re:Way more braindead to take large hit on battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      what a load of horseshit. iOS development is NOT memory intensive and neither is hi res photography. hi res photo or video editing most definitely is though and for that 32GB is barely adequate for current resolutions and ideally you have 64 or 128GB. But in a laptop you can live with 32.

    5. Re:Way more braindead to take large hit on battery by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      what a load of horseshit. iOS development is NOT memory intensive

      You obviously have never worked on a project of any size. Or indeed with Xcode... resident size can grow quite large if you work with large complex storyboards.

      Not to mention is most apps you are working with a lot of graphic assets.

      hi res photo or video editing most definitely is though

      Which is pretty much a given if you are doing hi res photography... which I am. As I said, 32GB would be nice but is not a must; any professional tool can work within whatever memory constraints it finds itself in, it will just be slower. That's how I can work on panos that would not even fit in 32GB of memory, the files are something like 500GB at times...

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    6. Re:Way more braindead to take large hit on battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Xcode on a regular basis on some very large projects. Our current dev team size is 110 developers who are creating the mobile parts of the code and none of them have workstations with more than 16GB and I still say your full of shit. if you are being memory constrained for iOS development then you are doing something wrong as unless you are in the tiny percentage of large scale development shops doing product code dev for major products you are not going to have serious memory constraints.

    7. Re:Way more braindead to take large hit on battery by Morgon · · Score: 1

      > Yes, and?
      You said "..then [why] not just use a Mac Pro? It's also fairly portable". I was simply addressing the shortsightedness of your statement.

      Speaking of short-sighted, just because you don't have a problem with 16GB doesn't mean someone's claims are 'dubious'. I know how to use Activity Monitor. I am frequently in Swap when I have the programs open that I mentioned in my previous message. If you're not familiar with them, that's just fine, but don't insinuate that I don't know what I'm talking about just because you haven't had personal experience.

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  18. Apple's Hummingbird Battery might be a thing then? by Pezbian · · Score: 1

    (Might be obscure. Look up The Onion's "Macbook Wheel" video)

    While I'm thinking about it, how is the desktop RAM different from what they already use? Is it just a matter of LPDDR not being able to run as fast of a clock speed because of the lower consumption or are there bandwidth differences unrelated to clock speed and such?

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  19. Or, you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You could just put a bigger battery in it.

    Instead, all I hear about is how they were working in such tight space constraints (a completely arbitrary constraint made up by their lead designer), and how kneecapping the system was to "maximize battery life"...

    I remember my old Powerbook G4. I used to get 6-7 hours of battery life out of that thing. My old Macbook Pro (Core 2 Duo) was around the same. Every single laptop I've owned up until they discontinued the 17" used to last around 6-7 hours on battery. These were, of course, pretty thick and substantial machines, but I didn't care, they generally worked well and got the job done.

    I recently bought a 15" MBP Touchbar (totally decked out, because it's not like I had a choice when the RAM and HD are soldered to the motherboard). It was one of the most expensive Apple machines I have ever purchased. I was lucky to get a consistent 3 hours out of it, running the same workloads my 17" unibody can perform for ~6.5. After spending a good week trying to troubleshoot this issue with AppleCare tech support, I eventually came to the conclusion that the machine was in perfect working order and that the battery was simply incapable of powering the machine for how long I needed it to. I later sent the machine back for a refund.

    These problems will continue to plague Apple so long as they're obsessed with form over function, and refuse to admit that they were actually wrong for once. I can guarantee you the next machines will be even thinner, contain less ports (likely dropping the headphones port and one or two of the USB-C ports), and have the exact same operational issues due to over aggressive power saving features and an undersized battery.

    1. Re:Or, you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently bought a 15" MBP Touchbar (totally decked out, because it's not like I had a choice when the RAM and HD are soldered to the motherboard). It was one of the most expensive Apple machines I have ever purchased.

      Looks like their plan was a success!

      I later sent the machine back for a refund.

      Oh.. whoops!

    2. Re:Or, you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm typing this on a recent Thinkpad T series laptop.

      Gets about 20 hours battery life ... and I still consider it to be thin & light !

    3. Re:Or, you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fewer ports, not "less ports".
      But I totally agree with you. Apple is now the epitomy of form over function, but as long as Apple fanboys keep buying anything that says 'Apple' on it, things will continue to get worse.

    4. Re:Or, you know... by walllaby · · Score: 1

      Bullcrap. I loved my old 2007 Macbook Pro (until it was stolen), but even with a brand new battery, that guy never got more than 3.5 hours of screen-on time. That's with doing regular web browsing, Photoshop, Illustrator, and web development. I severely doubt your Powerbook was doing any better, except in nostalgia land.

      The best thing to happen to laptops in the past decade were the efficiency gains made within the last few generations of Intel processors, and God bless them for that. Typing this on a 2014 Macbook Air I bought on Craigslist, which I can actually take with me without toting a power brick. The power issues the new crop of Macbook Pros are having is perplexing at the very least, and more likely just completely irresponsible on the part of the engineering and testing teams.

  20. Re: Apple already said that people that want 32 GB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Intel told Jobs he want powerful enough to force them to do their jobs, and they were right.

  21. What Macbook Pro? Oh the Macbook Air Pro... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My girlfriend has a 13.3 inch "Macbook Pro" I have taken to calling it the Macbook Air Pro... In my opinion it's hard to do professional work on a 13 inch machine. A professional machine should come in larger form factors like 14 and 16 or maybe 17 inch but not 13 and 15.

  22. People bitched when Apple dropped floppy drives by Brannon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And SCSI, VGA, DVI, CD, DVD, RS232, Parallel ports, Modem, Ethernet jack, etc., etc.

    Maybe the headphone jack will be the final straw. Or maybe you're being hysterical. Let's meet back here in a few years and if Apple is out of business then I owe you a Coke.

    1. Re:People bitched when Apple dropped floppy drives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I owe you a coke

    2. Re:People bitched when Apple dropped floppy drives by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Or maybe you're being hysterical.

      Or maybe you're being an idiot. Hysterical does not mean "I disagree".

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    3. Re:People bitched when Apple dropped floppy drives by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And SCSI, VGA, DVI, CD, DVD, RS232, Parallel ports, Modem, Ethernet jack, etc., etc.

      Dropping the ethernet jack was a mistake, but back when Apples commonly had serial ports, they didn't even have one. They just had that AAUI connector, if you were even lucky enough to have one of those. And Apple didn't drop VGA, they just "never" used it (except once or twice, in rare exceptions.) They never had parallel ports, but they never needed them because they had RS-422 ports. The rest of that stuff was dropped in a very timely fashion. Displayport is now a common standard on PCs and is a smaller, stronger connector than DVI.

      Apple are sleazy, they do all manner of nefarious shit, but their selection of I/O has usually been fairly intelligent.

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    4. Re:People bitched when Apple dropped floppy drives by DogDude · · Score: 1

      I was one of them, and that's a good part of the reason why neither me or my company uses Apple products. They're not particularly useful in our work environment, where we do need these various I/O options from time to time.

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    5. Re:People bitched when Apple dropped floppy drives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I switched to android over the headphone jack, so it is a real thing for some people. I don't have giant pockets to carry hundreds of dongles. Maybe women with really large purses can do it.

  23. All the non-Mac users are out in force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I'll update my Macbook Pro next year with a 32 GB model and then and go Full Retro Old Skool on my older retina model with Slackware.

  24. Analyst says something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To try and bolster stock.

  25. Welcome to 2015 by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

    Stealth brag I guess, but I've had 32 gb since 2015, think it costs $150 total. You know, on a hand built PC desktop.

    1. Re:Welcome to 2015 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stealth brag I guess, but I've had 32 gb since 2015, think it costs $150 total. You know, on a hand built PC desktop.

      Pat on the head for you, but we're discussing notebooks over here, not desktops.

    2. Re:Welcome to 2015 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can put 32GB of RAM in a desktop Mac you dingus, this is referring to MacBooks.

    3. Re:Welcome to 2015 by tigersha · · Score: 1

      I have 128 GB of DDR4 ECC RAM in my Desktop and it cost about $400

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  26. Re: Apple already said that people that want 32 GB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They want to anally rape us with rebar until we bleed to death. That is onlyly slightly less painful than dealing with the San max memory for nearly seven years.

  27. Re:Apple already said that people that want 32 GB. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Intel only support 16 GB of low power RAM so it is Intel's fault that they have done this to us rather than Apple's. I am so distraught and am considering suicide because of this, but this is not Apple's fault.

  28. Re: Apple already said that people that want 32 G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's been dead for years. We should be allowed to have more memory.

  29. Its magical by Z80a · · Score: 1

    Also it will come filled with the magical and whismical blue anti shock filling, that will reduce the damage caused to the device on impacts in 20% (also make the device impossible to open because it is mostly made out of epoxy)

  30. Or they could just make the memory removable by sremick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...like all computers did for decades. Instead, they've managed to brainwash their zealot disciples into believing that thinner is better, disposable is ok, and they need a new computer every 2... no, 1 years!

    These laptops aren't thinner than a SODIMM memory module or an M.2 drive. Until they are (and they shouldn't be, because they don't need to be and to do so would mean a battery even more insufficient than they already are), any manufacturer telling you that you can't have removable/expandable memory or SSD storage is feeding you marketing BS to justify their anti-consumer design choices. Just so that you needlessly buy more laptops more often instead of repairing/upgrading the one you already have.

    There's nothing "Pro" about the MacBook Pro anymore. A Dell tablet has more ports, expandability and options. Hell, there's nothing "pro" about any Mac anymore. Apple has totally given the finger to the professional and high-end user. Where I work (thousands of employees) I see the pendulum swinging back from Mac to non-Mac again since, after a few years of people flocking to Macbooks because of some misguided fashion fad, they're realizing that Macs simply fall short on too many fronts and flat out cannot offer them a computer with the hardware they need to do their jobs. I can spec out a non-Mac that runs circles around the highest-end MacBook "Pro" and costs less. Don't even get me started on the "Mac Pro"... that thing was an useless abomination the day it was released and has only gotten worse as the hardware innards become more and more outdated over the years. It's a nightmare to service and an unexpandable, optionless junk creation not even worth the now-tainted branding of "Apple" it's so bad, let alone "Pro". It's not even white.

    1. Re:Or they could just make the memory removable by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Sorry but that comment is just flatly wrong. Have a look at teardown pictures and tell us where you would fit of the shelf RAM modules and connectors. Then also remember the equation is not the width of the module but that puts its support plus the board under it.

    2. Re:Or they could just make the memory removable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is absolutely not wrong. PC notebooks have had some amazing evolution lately and they haven't been at the cost of things like RAM and SSD slots. As for width of the module - there are thinner PC's with RAM and SSD slots than the MBP.

      Of course if you weren't paying attention to the PC market you wouldn't have known this - I wasn't and didn't until I had an Air die on me last month. Unimpressed with the new MBP and its price tag I started watching videos from channels like https://www.youtube.com/user/MobileTechReview and https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVYamHliCI9rw1tHR1xbkfw . I ended up choosing an HP Omen, which is only a bit bigger and heavier than the MBP but is 1/3 the price and has waaay better specs (other than the lack of ThunderBolt and the fact the case isn't metal) and I am very happy.

    3. Re:Or they could just make the memory removable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because Apple intentionally designs the system board and innards in a bad way doesn't mean he's wrong.

    4. Re:Or they could just make the memory removable by DogDude · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take an engineering degree or a look at "teardown pictures" to realize that other laptops do it just fine.

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    5. Re:Or they could just make the memory removable by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Other laptops are thicker. I have an engineering degree. Evidently it does take one to understand this or you would have backed up your indefensible statement that any laptop can automatically be made as thin as it's thinnest removable device, which you would know is garbage if you ever have designed something that needs to connect to a PCB.

    6. Re:Or they could just make the memory removable by DogDude · · Score: 1

      I don't care about the thinness. That's kind of the point of most comments on this article. Very few people are willing to trade function for ... what.... "thinness"? I was going to say form vs function, but the thinness isn't really about form or function.

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    7. Re:Or they could just make the memory removable by thegarbz · · Score: 0

      I don't care about the thinness.

      Then maybe you shouldn't be commenting in a thread where we are discussing specifically the engineering limitations to achieve thinness.

    8. Re:Or they could just make the memory removable by walllaby · · Score: 1

      2009 was a good year for Macbook Pro serviceability. They still had removable batteries, and even made note of how accessible the hard drive was right next to it so you could replace it later. I believe the RAM was accessible as well.

      The reason developers flock to Macs is simply to not have to deal with Windows. Thankfully, 2015 models are still available, and Microsoft still sells Windows 8.1 >:-}

  31. Most don't need more than 16 Gb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple should realize that limiting a "pro" device never gets you positive reviews. Obviously most users will never need more than 16 GB of RAM ever. But the fact that a "pro" device from Apple was limited to this when cheaper PC alternatives were not is going to get you some bad press. Especially when hardware specs allow for more RAM. The other negative still not resolved is that a user should be able to simply upgrade the RAM in a "pro" device.

  32. an minimal by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the first m is silent?

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    1. Re:an minimal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's an aninimal?

  33. From the summary: "an minimal" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    American? Thought so.

  34. While you're at it Apple . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Give us back
    MagSafe charging
    Ports that are useful
    And
    Better tactile keyboard (e.g. Long travel keys) give the thin shit to the hipsters

    1. Re:While you're at it Apple . . . by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Give us back MagSafe charging Ports that are useful And Better tactile keyboard (e.g. Long travel keys) give the thin shit to the hipsters

      I'll give you MagSafe (although Griffin kinda has that covered).

      But the "Ports that are useful" meme is just bullshit.

      Here you go. All of this I/O is done with ONE of the MBP's FOUR USB-C/TB3 Ports. And you STILL have 3 Ports left!. So, STFU.

      Better Tactile Keyboard: Reports from people who have switched from the 2015 MBP to the 2016, report that the keyboard feels far less "mushy", and "more precise".

    2. Re:While you're at it Apple . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And you STILL have 3 Ports left!. So, STFU.

      Nice trolling. I am currently suffering with one of those MacBooks. I hate myself for throwing that money down the drain. I might as well burned it. It would have been more fun than the pain my MacBook is causing me. I can't even plug it into an external monitor or a wired network. My eyesight isn't great so I am not very productive.

      Also, your Amazon links proves you are a damn troll:

      "Currently unavailable.
      We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock. "

      The thing isn't available at any price. I'm not even sure it exists or ever existed.

    3. Re:While you're at it Apple . . . by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Nice trolling. I am currently suffering with one of those MacBooks. I hate myself for throwing that money down the drain. I might as well burned it. It would have been more fun than the pain my MacBook is causing me. I can't even plug it into an external monitor or a wired network.

      2 dongles take care of both of those issues, and both are sold relatively inexpensively by Apple, today. You can find other solutions that may be cheaper if you'd only use that browser wisely.

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  35. Consumerisation of Pro-Line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to state the obvious again. Apples "Pro" selection of products have essentially been consumerised and are no longer really targeted at professional users. Rather than opt for expandability and a useful selection of ports they have removed these in favour supposedly of design, when in fact this is really cost reduction in the construction to increase margins labelled as forward thinking with regards to connectivity.

    Apple should remove the "Pro" label from these machines and redesign a proper machine targeted at professional power users. As an Apple user, I would continue to pay a premium for such a machine, but would expect normal USB ports, thunderbolt, maybe one USB-C port (to match the severe minority of products that actually come with a USB-C cable) and HDMI at least, with bonus points for SD card. I guess expecting ethernet is too much as it will make the laptop a fatty.

    No-one wants to carry around a massive dongle with all the ports you actually need. Doing a big bang move to USB-C ports was a terrible move. I'm going to hang on until generation next hoping they will see the error of their ways, and I expect that the machine stated above in the article will not be the one I want.

  36. about time! by funkymonkjay · · Score: 1

    Considering how pervasive macbook is in the developer community it's about damn time!
    My workload requires around 25 gig of memory. So, my $3000 MBP is just a remote terminal to an ESX box and a sandbox for my side projects.

  37. A big nope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still an overpriced peace of sh*te.

    1. Re:A big nope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinking of getting one.

      My current laptop is a 2008 Macbook Pro that I bought for $1200 on a clearance sale. Upgraded with 6GB RAM and an SSD, it has cost me about $240/yr or $20 a month amortized and done everything I ever asked it to, including running Mac, Windows, and Linux apps.

      Hands-down the best computer I have ever owned.

  38. And...you'll pay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not just 1 arm and 1 leg like you normally would with a crApple product, but an additional arm to pay for the overpriced memory they will use!

  39. Great by igotmybfg · · Score: 1

    Now if they can add some USB ports, a MagSafe port, an HDMI port, an SD card slot, more storage, an NVidia GPU, keys with more travel, a clickable trackpad, function keys, and a longer lasting battery, I might actually buy one. Less isn't more; more is more.

    1. Re:Great by dcavanaugh · · Score: 1

      Apple needs to rediscover the wisdom of Frasier Crane: "If less is more, just think of how much more more would be."

      They need to do a serious re-think about the missing ports, crappy Intel video, soldered RAM/SSD, glued batteries, etc. Apple has effectively discontinued the MacBook Pro and renamed a slightly beefed-up MacBook Air to take its place. If they're going to abandon the Pro market, they should at least be honest about it.

  40. How about coming up with a developer desktop too? by Torp · · Score: 1

    Good move that you finally recognized the need for RAM in a hmm, you called it "Pro" machine?
    I really hope it will be available without the emoji keyboard.

    Now how about making a desktop machine that's actually useful for a developer?

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  41. only 32MB? by kimvette · · Score: 1

    So, now they make their systems non-memory-expandable, and just as desktop chipsets increase RAM capacity to 64GB, they decide to offer 32GB of soldered-on chips. Very nice.
    Yes, I did RTFA, and their reasoning is largely bullshit. It's more of "Buy what you need now, and if your needs change in a few months, don't worry about upgrading; we'll happily sell you a new shiny with more RAM! Just chuck your old shiny in the landfill."

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    The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
  42. Re:32gb RAM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Steve Jobs were still alive he'd offer 32 TB of RAM.

  43. Re:Apple already said that people that want 32 GB. by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    Intel only support 16 GB of low power RAM so it is Intel's fault that they have done this to us rather than Apple's. I am so distraught and am considering suicide because of this, but this is not Apple's fault.

    Yeah, I don't understand why Slashdotters, who THINK they are smarter than the average Apple Engineer, don't get it that the issue is INTEL, not Apple.

  44. Desktop RAM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would Apple be forced to use "Desktop" RAM when Kaby Lake supports DDR4L and LPDDR4?

    My suggestion for Apple is to update the current Macbook Air. The only changes required: update SkyLake-U to Kaby Lake-U with a choice of 8, 16 or 32GB of RAM and replace the Thunderbolt2 port with Thunderbolt 3 (USB-C).

    Re-design the MBPro to include everything people want from it (quad-core cpu, fast GPU, lotsa ports, battery life, ram, magsafe) and abandon the crippled Pro-with-Air-specs.