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Nintendo Switch Owners Complain About Dead Pixels, Nintendo Says They're 'Normal' (theguardian.com)

Nintendo says the dead or stuck pixels Switch owners are complaining about are "normal" and not defects. "New Switch players have taken to online discussion boards, including a 2,000-comment strong Reddit post, to complain of screen issues distracting play, unbecoming of a $300 handheld gaming machine," reports The Guardian. From the report: In a support document entitled "There are black or bright dots on the Nintendo Switch screen that do not go away, or there are dark or light patches on the screen," Nintendo said: "Small numbers of stuck or dead pixels are a characteristic of LCD screens. These are normal and should not be considered a defect." Customers wishing to swap their Switch consoles with defective screens will get no support from Nintendo. A similar issue happened with the Nintendo DS at launch in the U.S., but the Japanese gaming company eventually relented after complaints from buyers, begrudgingly offering replacements under warranty. Nintendo also warned users that using the Switch near an aquarium or within a meter of another wireless device, including laptops, wireless headsets, wireless printers, microwaves, cordless phones or even USB-3.0 compatible devices "such as hard drives, thumb drives, LAN adapters, etc," might cause the Joy-Con controllers to disconnect from the Switch.

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  1. quality control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at it's finest, courtesy of the lowest-bidding chinese manufacturers.

    1. Re:quality control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MADE IN JAPAN

    2. Re:quality control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Made in Japan .... at our facilities in China.

      WELL KNOWN FACT: Nintendo consoles are built by Foxconn.

    3. Re:quality control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Some of it is, but some of it is just Nintendo. As far back as the NES you couldn't use it in the same house as a PC or you'd run the risk of having Mario jump into the nearest pit. It took a bit of looking around to figure out that he was suicidal in response to a keyboard that was on the downstairs computer.

    4. Re:quality control... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      courtesy of the lowest-bidding chinese manufacturers

      In the end it's courtesy of all the internet whiners who immediately start shouting "overpriced" whenever a manufacturer uses higher quality parts. Nice things cost money, often in a non-linear way.

    5. Re:quality control... by jandersen · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you have worked professionally with QA in any sense? You quickly realise that "poor quality" is also "quality" - QA is mostly a checkboxing exercise: somebody, somewhere gives you a list of criteria a product must meet, and you check the product against the list. If the list says that 50% failed pixels is OK for a pass, then you will pass any screen with more than 50% working pixels, even if you feel it is a piece of worthless junk, 'cause it aint your decision. And the "somebody, somewhere" sits in Nintendo, Japan - it is entirely irrelevant where their manufacturer happens to be - if they had been in the US, the quality would still have been shite, because that is what their customer requires.

    6. Re:quality control... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Made in Japan .... at our facilities in China.

      Just like the iPhone, then.

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    7. Re:quality control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRong. Made by RICOH in JAPAN.

    8. Re:quality control... by stealth_finger · · Score: 2

      Made in Japan .... at our facilities in China.

      Just like the iPhone, then.

      The best bit on the xbox, in the battery compartment on the pad and back of the console it says "hello from seattle" about half an inch from where it says "made in china"

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    9. Re:quality control... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Yes, Nintendo can't fail, it can only be failed. It's the internet's fault.

    10. Re:quality control... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      lol I suppose you can read it that way. If they had used more expensive parts and raised the price I'm pretty sure it would fail. But since they didn't now everybody's accusing them of being cheap. As if they could magically use better parts and still sell it at the same price.

    11. Re:quality control... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      They could also just do what the other console manufacturers do and subsidize the hardware. Seems to work for Sony.

  2. You do realize... by gweilo8888 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...that Nintendo doesn't have to accept the lowest bid if it doesn't think a good job will be done, right? The buck stops with Nintendo, not the factory they contracted construction out to. The factory will happily take whatever quality control measures Nintendo deems necessary, so long as they're paid enough.

    1. Re:You do realize... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Yes/no. The burden is on Nintendo, that burden is not necessarily clear up front and in fact may be hidden beneath surprises and "well shit, you're stuck with us now". To some degree Nintendo will have to furnish employees to basically live over there and force them to do the right job.

      Nintendo does make hardware, I've heard, so they must know some of this. I'm just not sure their finances are able to support a first rate hand held device, particularly in a world where superior hand held devices are all over.

    2. Re:You do realize... by gweilo8888 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry, but no. It's not that hard to get quality products out of China *if you're willing to pay the cost*. I know, because I've owned many high-quality products made in China which outlasted the utility of their design long before the hardware failed. Chances are that you have too, whether or not you were conscious of it. I know it's fashionable to shout "China means low quality", but the fact of the matter is that for a company the size of Nintendo, China only means low quality if you want it to. Odds are that Nintendo has made a conscious decision to lower its in-house quality standards and thereby increase the yields / reduce the costs for the LCD panels used in the Switch. It is that simple.

    3. Re:You do realize... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2

      I enumerated what those costs were...babysitting the sweatshop and making sure they couldn't cut corners, being there when things go wrong and putting them right, doing post assy quality control and having the arrangements necessary to force quality issues back on the factory. It's easy to argue your way out of needing to pay for the babysitters, why should you have to pay your own people what you are paying someone else to be doing, particularly when that company's salesman is telling you all the great things they will do for you, and selling your boss on how much you will save doing business with them.

      But you can't listen to that, you have to build this into the cost of the bid and ignore them. Many, many companies, particularly of the variety where wall st. is more directly involved with management, have a hard time doing this.

    4. Re:You do realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As somebody that's lived there, it's largely a matter of what you're paying for. The big issue tends to be counterfeiting where they'll run a secret third shift to create counterfeits or sell the ones that need to be refurbished under a fake name.

      Companies rarely, if ever, move to China to produce high quality goods, they move there because it's cheap. Increasingly, they're moving to Vietnam, Cambodia and Thailand for that reason. Outsourcing is almost never about improved quality, it's about being cheaper and the products you get reflect that.

    5. Re:You do realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Companies rarely, if ever, move to China to produce high quality goods, they move there because it's cheap

      They move there because of cheap labor. Cheap labor can be used to make cheaper low quality stuff, and for most things, cheaper high quality stuff. For a lot of things, just paying extra to have unskilled QC and material losses due to rejects is enough to get a much better quality. Other times, paying for more up front labor and inspection as things are produced gets your more high quality. Either way, it involves more unskilled labor and a bit of skilled management, something that is still made cheaper by outsourcing.

    6. Re:You do realize... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Humans don't do this kind of work in a mass produced product like the Switch. Like PCB inspection, it's done with machine vision. The device displays a test image, a camera takes a photo and a computer scans it for defective pixels. The manufacturer configures the maximum number of acceptable dead pixels in the software.

      We long ago reached the point where machine vision was cheap enough to make it more economical than having a human do the job, both in terms of time taken per test and reduction of mistakes.

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    7. Re:You do realize... by Wootery · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm just not sure their finances are able to support a first rate hand held device

      That makes no sense. I don't care what state your finances are in, it's never in your financial interest to make crap and anger your customer base. This is especially true of Nintendo: their reputation for hardware quality is pretty damn good.

    8. Re: You do realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People think China means poor quality because, well, China means poor quality. Their business culture and lack of meaningful controls on business means they'll cheat any way they can unless you're watching everything. The US is like that too of course but we have more meaningful controls. Some people call those "job killing regulations" because they're envious of China's ability to get away with stuff, as though US businesses aren't slimy enough already.

      Bottom line is unaccountable and uncontrolled capitalism will always produce the worst possible product a manufacturer thinks they can hide/lie/deceive their way out of.

    9. Re:You do realize... by stealth_finger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The manufacturer configures the maximum number of acceptable dead pixels in the software.

      For a premium machine from a company like nintendo that number should be 0

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    10. Re:You do realize... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not just cheap labour, it's also often weaker pollution regulation. Dumping the waste from your factory in the local river can dramatically cut the cost of production compared with having to collect and process the same waste. That's been almost as big a driver for moving production to China, India, Africa, and so on as the cheaper labour. It's now harder in China, as they're starting to tighten up pollution laws and have executed a couple of officials for taking bribes to overlook polluting factories.

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    11. Re:You do realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize this is a standard policy for everyone that makes or sells products with screens. They all have a level of dead pixels below which they do not consider it a defect.

    12. Re:You do realize... by Computershack · · Score: 1

      The manufacturer configures the maximum number of acceptable dead pixels in the software.

      For a premium machine from a company like nintendo that number should be 0

      Not for the price you're paying. LCDs come in different grades and a certain percentage of dead and stuck pixels is allowable without a panel being declared defective depending on its grading. The only LCD screens that come with a guarantee of zero dead/stuck pixels are ultra high end grade typically used in medical and critical applications and you'll pay several times the price you'd pay for a consumer grade panel. http://www.magictouch.com/Lcd_...

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    13. Re:You do realize... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

      Sorry, but no. It's not that hard to get quality products out of China *if you're willing to pay the cost*. I know, because I've owned many high-quality products made in China which outlasted the utility of their design long before the hardware failed. Chances are that you have too, whether or not you were conscious of it. I know it's fashionable to shout "China means low quality", but the fact of the matter is that for a company the size of Nintendo, China only means low quality if you want it to. Odds are that Nintendo has made a conscious decision to lower its in-house quality standards and thereby increase the yields / reduce the costs for the LCD panels used in the Switch. It is that simple.

      Exactly. They will manufacturer to whatever standards yo want to pay for and will enforce. One challenge is convincing the factory quality is more important than meeting an arbitrary delivery date; otherwise they will cut corners to deliver on time.

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    14. Re:You do realize... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Is it really a premium machine though? I guess it's a premium portable system, but it's a low end home game console. Certainly well below the PS4 and XBOX in terms of capabilities and features (barely any online stuff, no VR, no virtual console even, very basic controllers, not sure about media centre capabilities).

      Zero dead pixels is the maximum I would accept, having said that.

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    15. Re:You do realize... by stealth_finger · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nintendo switch price £279.99
      Xbox One price £199.95
      PS4 price £169.99

      Yeah. I'd say its premium, and thats before you get into the silliness of the pad situation.

      Well, premium in price anyway, quality is questionable.

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    16. Re:You do realize... by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      The thing ain't cheap, it's not like a xanabu itablet from china's cheapest sweatshop. How many dead pixels do you usually see in modern devices? Technology type doesn't matter because that's the choice manufacturers make. Usually its zero and when it's more than that you can usually get repair instead of being told tough luck.

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    17. Re:You do realize... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Wow, I hadn't noticed how cheap the other two consoles had become. You are right, it's relatively expensive.

      Hopefully Wii U prices will fall now. Can't really justify spending much on one just to play Mario Maker. Last time I did that was the N64, just for Goldeneye.

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    18. Re:You do realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And where do you think your iPhone was made?

    19. Re:You do realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully Wii U prices will fall now.

      Maybe Nintendo can just relax QA further, accept screens with more dead pixels, and tell users that the defective displays are also "normal".

    20. Re:You do realize... by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Is it really a premium machine though?

      I think it's pretty clear that the Switch isn't a premium machine. Nintendo had to cut a few corners in order to reach their $300 price-point: a lower quality display, poor battery life, a plastic body and cheap analog sticks.

      The problem is how many people would pay $600 for a Switch like they do for a high-end smartphone?

    21. Re:You do realize... by guises · · Score: 1

      This is not a counter argument to what the parent is saying above. The parent is not saying that humans are checking the LCDs and that the humans get lazy - the parent is saying that the company which produces the LCDs will cut corners (i.e.: reduce their standards for quality control) unless you police them very carefully on a continual basis.

    22. Re:You do realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that sounds like something Apple would do.

    23. Re: You do realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's your fault on the N64. That thing had dozens of badass games. Nobody liked Mission Impossible but I though it was fun.

    24. Re:You do realize... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      a certain percentage of dead and stuck pixels is allowable without a panel being declared defective

      By who, exactly? Sure as shit not me, for percentages higher than zero.

    25. Re: You do realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Bu bu bu but it says designed in California on the box.

    26. Re:You do realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A company that has decades of supply chain experience is certainly responsible for the quality of their end product, no matter how many sub-contractors they choose to use.

    27. Re: You do realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Odd, i wouldnt accept a single dead pixel on a panek, wether it is a cheap 60 euro 24", a cell phone or a 50" tv.

      And i don't have to either, i can pay 15 euro to have it checked before it is sent to me. Or send it back free of charge within 14 days.

    28. Re: You do realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a great point. Is the switch really magnitudes better than a $600 smartphone?

      Does it offer the same benefit?

      Could it be that a $600 smartphone with a Bluetooth controller is much better value?

      I really don't use my phone to game, so i have no idea what is available. But the games i saw 2-3 years ago were reasonably impressive graphically.

    29. Re:You do realize... by Immerman · · Score: 1

      *looks around Walmart at all the trash that sells millions units*

      citation needed

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    30. Re:You do realize... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      Not for the price you're paying.

      What price should we be paying for a 6" 720p panel from circa 2012?

    31. Re:You do realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The switch is not a premium device. Nintendo make toys. They've upped the quality from the 3DS but it's nowhere near what you see in the premium mobile space. A "premium" Switch would have a metal unibody construction, a 1080p screen and cost $800-$1000.

    32. Re:You do realize... by Wootery · · Score: 1

      Difference being that Nintendo have a valuable reputation to start with.

    33. Re: You do realize... by sd4f · · Score: 1

      Broken pixels... You're obviously holding it wrong!

  3. It's not a dead pixel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a feature

    1. Re:It's not a dead pixel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, It's COURAGE!

    2. Re:It's not a dead pixel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are trying to claim that dead pixels are a characteristic of LCD screens. I guess sort of like bad sectors are a characteristic of disk drives or arrogance is a characteristic of Nintendo.

      I would never buy Switch, but anyone who did and has even a single dead pixel needs to take it back for an exchange or refund. They are defects, not normal characteristics.

    3. Re:It's not a dead pixel by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Yep, this is just the same old story of damage control. We've seen it a thousand times before.

      Some self-important boss thinks he can bullshit his way out of it. The total product recall follows a week later (after the Streisand Effect kicks in).

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    4. Re:It's not a dead pixel by dmesg0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ... I guess sort of like bad sectors are a characteristic of disk drives ...

      Each hard drive has bad sectors detected during the QA testing and permanently stored in drives primary defects list (PLIST) table. The visible reallocations that start from 0 and reported by S.M.A.R.T are grown defects list (GLIST), not existing during the manufacturing. So yes, bad sectors are sort of a characteristic of disk drives.

    5. Re:It's not a dead pixel by stealth_finger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ... I guess sort of like bad sectors are a characteristic of disk drives ...

      Each hard drive has bad sectors detected during the QA testing and permanently stored in drives primary defects list (PLIST) table. The visible reallocations that start from 0 and reported by S.M.A.R.T are grown defects list (GLIST), not existing during the manufacturing. So yes, bad sectors are sort of a characteristic of disk drives.

      But in that sense they get hidden and the user is never aware rather than them going "nah, you can't save that properly, bad sector innit, that's just how they work now pay up and fuck off"

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  4. Dead pixels? Really? by ZorinLynx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sounds like Nintendo's buying up all those panels that didn't pass muster for other companies' standards. Pretty cheap of them, considering the price of the unit.

    I haven't seen a dead pixel on a screen in years. I can't believe Nintendo would stoop so low to essentially buying up rejects to save a couple bucks per unit.

    1. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by cheesybagel · · Score: 2

      Nintendo's always been known for cheap hardware. So I can't figure out why this is surprising...

    2. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      give them some slack. they got a really, really reaally good deal on screens that.. ..well, simply put, 720p screens need to go into 50 bucks tablets now. 150 bucks tablets need at least 1080p.

      so, they were probably really, really, really cheap for nintendo. and someone probably had a lot of slightly defective screens sitting in some warehouse in asia, since people in asia would turn on the device before buying it (seriously).

      nintendo should have reworded it as that it's normal for a nintendo product to ship with dead pixels out of the box.

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    3. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last one I saw? It was on a launch date Sony PSP.

    4. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Plus1Entropy · · Score: 1

      No, not "always". Just since the Wii.

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    5. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more people know about this, the better. Maybe enough voices will turn around their corporate philosophy. But I doubt it. sigh...

    6. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you expect? The Switch has the garbage Nvidia Tegra and screens from the Japan Display, Inc ... which produces screens that are so bad, NONE of the companies that merged tech to create the company used them.

    7. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

      I saw a dead pixel and a stuck pixel on a $4000 HP ZBook laptop with Dreamcolor screen last year. Returned it for another one.

    8. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'd like to show you some capacitors out of my SNES. Bottom of the barrel quality.

      Or how they left out a capacitor on the power inverter and that's why many SNES's have white bars in the middle.

      Or why they chose underpowered hardware on the SNES to the point where addon chips were put on SNES carts.

      Or how they were about to join forces with Sony to make the SNES Playstation but turned on Sony at the last minute and went with junk Phillips hardware.

    9. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $4k? Jesus, and I thought the $2700 I spent on my ZBook 15 was bad!

    10. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you look up the policy of most manufactures of LCD's they typically have a 3 dead pixel and/or up to 5 miss colored pixels, before they consider it a defect to replace under warranty.

      The only ones ever exchanging over a single pixel were apple.

    11. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wrong. In electrical engineering terms Nintendo are very well known for using the worst components available because they focus on price above known quality. Adding $0.05 to a power board to avoid the Chinese cap' cancer is something they will not do. They don't even have a standard set of components.for product lines. If a supplier offers something equivalent but cheaper, they'll rip off their hands to make more money despite knowing the likely quality problems.

    12. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by kronix1986 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dead/stuck pixels on a modern consumer display aren't deal-breaking - you probably won't notice a stuck pixel in a 1920x1080 5" phone display.

      The problem is Nintendo specified the Switch with a 6.2" 720p LCD - literally tech from 2012 - which should by all accounts have a mature manufacturing process by now.

      As someone else said, it looks like Nintendo is buying up B-grade panels for the Switch. Imagine the uproar if Samsung or Apple shipped noticeable dead pixels as standard...

    13. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, they had that policy. Which lead to people simply ordering 5 screens online, keeping one good one and sending the rest back - in Germany at the expense of the vendor.
      Way to waste a lot of money, and ruin local stores in the process.
      If CPU manufacturers were the same kind of people they'd sell you a 4-core CPU and then say "oh, but it's completely normal that one of the CPUs is defective".
      Every single other industry had the sanity to know: you can sell something with minor defects jsut fine, but you at least need to cut the price in line with the defect.
      If you try to sell (visibly) defective and perfect products at the same price, people will protest, and they will trick you into getting a "good" one, at significant expense in both goodwill and money.

    14. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Nintendo HATES spending time/money/effort on hardware. If they had their way they'd still be developing for the NES and Game Boy.

    15. Re: Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Gameboy can still be a whole lot of fun. I bought a Pokemon Silver cart just last week. I still need to replace the dead lithium cell in it, though.

    16. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      In fairness, at one point Apple did (context note: this was from 2002. So 15 years ago. Presumably Apple still had the policy for several years afterwards, but I don't believe it to be true now. Customers seemed fairly divided about it.)

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    17. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      I'd like to show you my original NES that still works today. Or my Super Nintendo that, aside from some small amount of yellowing, still plays all of my games on the first try. Or maybe my N64, with controllers that still function like new and games come up first try every time.

      I can also show you my original Playstation whose CD-ROM went out about 10 years ago. Originally due to the fact that Sony used skimpy hardware within the CD-ROM and had plastic gliding on plastic that eventually wore out and angled the laser, forcing me to turn the console upside-down to try to play games before the thing finally just burned out entirely. Or maybe you'd like to take a look at my original fat PS3 whose blu-ray drive died after 2 years?

      One example does not a trend make. There's bound to be a few bad apples in the batch of millions, it's all in how the company responds to those bad apples for customer good will. It also doesn't make sense to build a $1000 super-console with top-of-the-line components that will last 100 years, nobody would buy it when it sits next to a $150 good-enough with good games. Look at what happened to the Neo-Geo.

    18. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, not "always". Just since the Wii.

      I literally read this as "just since WWII"

    19. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can also show you my original Playstation whose CD-ROM went out about 10 years ago.

      Mine died too. Fun fact, the disc laser mech on a Playstation (Big gray original) is compatible with the PS1. (Smaller white remake.) So to swap between the two, you only need to account for the plastic protrusion that helps to support the mech in the original Playstation. (Either cut it off, or find something to prop it up with depending on what system you are putting the thing in.) Or you could potentially swap the laser itself.

      That being said I don't think I've ever had a Nintendo system break on me. (Short of physical abuse, or faulty 3rd party parts (N64 Expansion Pack reproduction, a Gameshark), but that's not the manufacturer's fault.) Heck even my Sony systems tend to keep working. I had to clean the fat PS2 laser to fix the DVD read problem when I got the thing (used), but that's it beyond more physical abuse. But then again, I don't do things like cover up and play a PS3 or Xbox 360 inside of a entertainment center being used as a clothing rack.

      Now the games I have had fail. The Nintendo carts more often than not. (They seem to short themselves out, particularly N64 carts.) The discs are expected to wear out if you leave them out all of the time, or when you swap games. (That's why I like hacking them.... I get to preserve the discs / carts (I collect them.) and play my games too. Especially for portables where the games are so fragile and small that you could mistake them for food, or drop one and never find it again. (PSP was a nightmare before that SD card adapter came out....))

      Of course I've been raised on Nintendo hardware so I'm more likely to have encountered problems with them. I'd say the same is true for everyone depending on what brand you prefer the most.

      doesn't make sense to build a $1000 super-console with top-of-the-line components that will last 100 years, nobody would buy it when it sits next to a $150 good-enough with good games.

      People will buy more expensive stuff if you can justify it. That $150 good enough may be OK for casual gaming, but I guarantee you people will fork over money for the AAA experience if it is required. (Because people like X more pixels.) It's a question of getting the content to it at a reasonable price, not whether or not it's expensive. (Long term anyway, for short term get a gimmick. "Movement Controls!!!" Wii, "Realistic interactive environments", Rift / Vive / PSVR / Gear / Etc.)

    20. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If CPU manufacturers were the same kind of people they'd sell you a 4-core CPU and then say "oh, but it's completely normal that one of the CPUs is defective".

      Really? 1 pixel out of literally almost 1,000,000 (921,600 to be exact) being out of commission is the same thing as 1 core out of 4 being out of commission? What world do you live in where 4 == 1,000,000?

    21. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they need to shift strategies fast or they're going to end up like Sega. Their strength has been in portable gaming but they are losing some of that due to smartphones. It'd make sense for them to release a smartphone that is oriented around playing mobile games and a cheaper version which does not include smartphone functionality. But they can't half ass the hardware nor make it too proprietary (it'd hurt them if end users could only access a Nintendo app store as opposed to being able to access the Play Store or Apple App Store plus a Nintendo one for games specifically designed for Nintendo's phone). They also do not have any experience in that market. Perhaps they could team up with HTC, Samsung, LG, or even Apple.

      What they have been doing is not going to cut it for much longer. They're wasting money and time making these unique but gimmicky and overpriced gaming devices. After the Wii, people aren't falling for that anymore. Switch wouldn't be nearly as popular as it is if it weren't for the new Zelda game and most people not owning a Wii U to play it on. With all of the lackluster reviews of the device and other games besides Zelda, it won't be long before many of those who purchased the Switch start reselling it and the sales of new ones drop.

    22. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "and a cheaper version which does not include smartphone functionality" - Meant phone functionality (being able to make phone calls and access cellular networks).

    23. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      One core is comprised of billions of transistors. If one of those billions of transistors is bad, the core is defective. 1 transistor out of BILLIONS! If Intel and AMD can guarantee against that, Nintendo can guarantee the quality of 921,600 pixels.

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    24. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If CPU manufacturers were the same kind of people they'd sell you a 4-core CPU and then say "oh, but it's completely normal that one of the CPUs is defective".

      You clearly forget recent history. When consumer grade multi-core CPUs first became a thing both AMD and Intel were producing large numbers of them that had at least one core defective in some way. Instead of throwing out whole batches their solution was to disable the defective core(s) and badge the CPUs with part numbers of a lesser-capable version. This was on top of binning, where they'd figure out the highest stable frequency of a given CPU (using Teradyne machines, for example) to figure out which frequency they should stamp it with.

    25. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Late gen GameCubes had the component-out removed.

    26. Re:Dead pixels? Really? by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Which is fine in both cases, because the lower core count processors and the binned processors had different prices to go with their different capabilities. You didn't buy a four core processor to find out that it only had three functional cores.

      If LCDs were binned for dead pixels and you could opt to get a panel with some dead pixels for cheaper, nobody would be complaining.

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  5. Dead pixels normal... in 2001. by Mal-2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I didn't plan to buy one anyhow, but this is proof positive that Nintendo still has the sense of entitlement leading them to say "you'll take what we give you, and you'll like it". Getting rid of region locks might have been seen as a step to hand some control back to the customer, but refusing to accept that dead pixels are defects and have been considered such for at least ten years now is an admission that they either can't do better, or are honey badgers about what the customer actually thinks. Unreliable connections are defects too, even Apple wasn't able to get away with the "you're holding it wrong" defense for very long.

    If they can't do better for technical reasons... well I'm not buying that. They can do better, because other device manufacturers are doing better. If they can't afford to do better, then they really should get out of the hardware market.

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    1. Re:Dead pixels normal... in 2001. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Nintendo lawyers trying to cover their ass in an unnecessary and harmful way.

      In truth, almost all companies have policies like this as a legal safeguard. In truth, all companies (including Nintendo) will still do replacements if you ask them.

    2. Re: Dead pixels normal... in 2001. by sg_oneill · · Score: 2

      Depends where they are. In Australia claiming you can't get a refund for dead pixels is not only NOT covering their ass , but the ACCC issues silly money fines well North of a mil for failing to inform users of their right to a repair refund or replacement.

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    3. Re: Dead pixels normal... in 2001. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an australian im also pretty sure Nintendo would be forced to give a refund, as the law states consumers would as a reasonable expectation, expect a screen without dead pixels.

    4. Re:Dead pixels normal... in 2001. by RogueyWon · · Score: 5, Informative

      I bought a Switch at launch, more out of curiousity than anything else. The story of the platform across the board is "handful of nice ideas let down by corner-cutting and failure to comprehend basic design lessons".

      I haven't personally experienced the most serious issues with the device. That's to say, I have no dead pixels. I do not, under normal circumstances, have the wireless interference problems that is causing the joycons (particularly the left one) to lose synchronisation (though I can replicate them if I try, by switching on more devices). Nor have I yet scratched the screen putting the thing into and out of its dock.

      That said, there are some design decisions around the Switch that scream "cheap", some which scream "incompetent" and some which scream both. For a relatively pricey piece of hardware, that's not really acceptable. Let's leave aside for the moment the crap Bluetooth transmission from the joycons and the dead pixels; here are some of the smaller quality-of-life issues with the Switch that should not be an issue in 2017:

      - The size of the joycon controllers is way too small for the average Western hand (and certainly for a good proportion of adult males). The shape of the thing provides relatively little support to the hand and, whether it is held on its own or in the grip, encourages a cramped hand posture. This is really, really bad for your hands.

      - When the unit is used in handheld mode with the joycons attached, the impacts on hand posture are arguably even worse. The device is reasonably large and, while I wouldn't describe it as heavy, nor is it particularly light. Your hands are supporting a noticeable degree of weight here. But the design of the joycons and the manner in which they attach to the main unit means that you end up crabbing your hands if you want to both hold the unit up and reach the control inputs. Unlike the Wii-U Gamepad and the Vita (both of which were by no means perfect in this respect), there is no grip at the back to allow you to distribute some of the weight more evenly around your hands or improve hand posture. It's worst for your right hand, where the location of the right analogue stick at the bottom of the unit means that you are essentially going to end up holding up that end of the unit by "pinching" it near the bottom.

      - The layout of buttons on the joycons is terrible. The + and - buttons are located, for some bizarre reason, "above" the analogue sticks. This means you need a large thumb movement to reach them, which is both uncomfortable and likely to result in an accidental button-press or analogue stick input.

      - The charging point's location on the bottom of the main unit means that it is awkward to support the weight of the unit on a table while using it in handheld mode. It also means you can't charge it while using the built-in stand.

      - The built-in stand is a cheap, nasty and fragile plastic flap, barely capable of staying upright. Many people are already reporting this has snapped off or failed.

      - The cartridge slot cover feels flimsy and fragile. I haven't yet seen reports of these snapping off, but I wouldn't be surprised to. The Vita had the same problem here.

      - The dock unit you use to connect the thing to the TV has a cheap and nasty plastic feel. There are numerous reports that the version of the dock shipped with retail units is lower than that which was seen on preview units used for demonstrations and sent out for review purposes (though I haven't seen a preview unit myself yet, so cannot confirm this). Certainly, it is a loose and wobbly fit for the console on retail units and there are many reports of the dock scratching the main-unit's screen.

      - The process of attaching/detaching the joycons is a bit fiddlier, and requires a bit more force, than had commonly been assumed.

      - It is easily possible to put the joycons on the grip unit the wrong way around. What is rather less possible is getting them off again (at least without a very large degree of force) after you've done

    5. Re:Dead pixels normal... in 2001. by ThomasBHardy · · Score: 1

      We purchased a 75" Samsung TV last year. It had a single pixel in the middle of the screen stuck on as a bright red dot.

      Returned it without any issues. Just said there's a pixel stuck on bright red full time and it was happily exchanged for a replacement set.

      Nintendo need to get it's head out of it's Asterix. Word of mouth like this is how you kill a product launch.

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    6. Re:Dead pixels normal... in 2001. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here (europe) i can return a purchase like a Switch, a TV, a PC, you name it within x days if i'm not statisfied with the product. I don't even need to mention dead pixels as a reason, i don't need it as a reason, and Nintendo can't prohibit me from returning the stuff i buy from them because consumer rights dictate i can.

    7. Re:Dead pixels normal... in 2001. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:Dead pixels normal... in 2001. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >nice ideas let down by corner-cutting ...

      Or the reverse, "over doing" things.

      ie: when typing the on-screen keyboard, each press has a "double tap" sound. Apparently to recreate the initial press of a physical key & its subsequent release. Horrible. Why? Users need confirmation of an action not additional confirmation of releasing the SAME action such as lifting one's finger off the keyboard.
      Horrible.

    9. Re:Dead pixels normal... in 2001. by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      the wireless interference problems that is causing the joycons (particularly the left one) to lose synchronisation

      If that does become an issue, and you have a soldering iron, you can fix that by adding a better antenna to the left controller that isn't going to be blocked by your hand. There's at least one video online showing how to do it. The existing antenna gets blocked by the palm of your hand, which isn't as much of an issue with the right controller because everything is flipped and the antenna is near your fingers instead of your palm.

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    10. Re: Dead pixels normal... in 2001. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not hard to disengage the grip and the pad if you've put them together the wrong way. Use a tool with a narrow, thin tip and manipulate the locking prongs at the top of the pad. A small flathead screwdriver will do the trick, although I'd use a plastic tool if possible.

    11. Re:Dead pixels normal... in 2001. by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      If that does become an issue, and you have a soldering iron, you can fix that by adding a better antenna to the left controller that isn't going to be blocked by your hand. There's at least one video online showing how to do it. The existing antenna gets blocked by the palm of your hand, which isn't as much of an issue with the right controller because everything is flipped and the antenna is near your fingers instead of your palm.

      And immediately lose all warranty coverage because you have now modified the device to fix their design flaw. No, thanks. Unless they give me instructions to do it, in writing, and an authorization code to keep warranty protection, I'm not opening their hardware.

      I have received such instructions and authorization to open up other electronic hardware and replace a part from other companies, but somehow I'm not expecting it of Nintendo to authorize such home fixes.

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    12. Re:Dead pixels normal... in 2001. by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      It's pretty trivial to remove the wire if you need to send your controller in for some reason (why would you need to send in a controller? I have no idea). This isn't exactly a major operation, you're adding a single wire to act as an antenna. If you want to wait for Nintendo to issue a recall so that you can sent in your hardware and wait for them to return it, or wait for them to send you a signed notarized document on company letterhead witnessed by at least 2 people personally authorizing you to solder a wire onto the hardware, great, but when the fix is known and simple it doesn't seem like a bad idea to just do it and get it over with. This is also to a single controller, you don't have to mess with the actual console at all. Especially if the problem is stopping you from being able to use the product in the first place.

      I have received such instructions and authorization to open up other electronic hardware and replace a part from other companies

      Great, and you're the type of person to require explicit permission in writing before you even think of opening something you own, super. Then obviously my suggestion wasn't for you, but thanks for replying anyway.

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    13. Re:Dead pixels normal... in 2001. by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Oh I don't think twice about opening things, unless it's under warranty. Then I want to make sure that solving one problem doesn't mean losing that warranty, because where there is one design flaw, there are usually many and the Switch is no exception. So when I've tried to return something under warranty and was told "we'll ship you a part", I wanted to be damn sure that installing it won't void the warranty we obviously needed once already.

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  6. Terrible by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Nintendo really should pay more attention to these sorts of things, as this can be what makes or breaks a device. I was strongly considering getting one, but between these stories, the untransferable/unbackup-able save data, and all that on top of them repeating their inability to grasp how people use online play (Really, friend codes? AGAIN? You can't just let us use handles like everywhere else on the civilized internet?), I'm shifting more to the mindset of "maybe let's wait and see if the version 2.0 is any better."

    1. Re: Terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dead pixels don't ruin a device for most people, they'll complain while it's new, but after they sneeze on it, put their dirty fingers on it, a dead pixel locks normal.

    2. Re: Terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Depends on the device. You'll notice it a lot more on a 720p screen like the Switch than you would on something like a 4k screen of the same physical dimension that has a much higher dpi.

    3. Re:Terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the untransferable/unbackup-able save data

      Wow, I hadn't read that. It's 2017. How in the fuck!?

    4. Re:Terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Paranoia over hacking most likely, as manipulation of save data is reportedly how people were able to hack their DS's. You can add external storage to a Switch to hold games, but save data can only go in the main memory, with no backup option.

    5. Re:Terrible by Zeroko · · Score: 1

      Lack of save backups sounds like a good reason to hack the device & may encourage people to attempt hacking it that would otherwise not bother (no interest in homebrew or piracy).

  7. Dear Mr. Customer by fred911 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The defects you seem to think exist are a normally engineered design to enhance our users experience. Besides, we don't have sufficient inventory to supply the current demand. As soon as our supply is greater than our customer demand, we may consider some type of compensation. Please keep complaining and we'll contract you in 6 months or so (if you're loud enough).

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    1. Re:Dear Mr. Customer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seems to be plenty of inventory. outside the US every shop has excess inventory, seems unusual but so far Switch is only a hit in the US. Where I live every store has stacks of them (except the neon one).

    2. Re:Dear Mr. Customer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      target.com had the gray ones in stock to order online and have them shipped for a portion of Monday, March 6. Online inventory shows slightly over half the local (Portland ,OR) stores are sold out and the remainder have limited stock. So...it's popular as compared to supply, but it seems you can get one if you want one although you might have to drive a bit further than your regular store. I haven't bought one in the first wave, but I have been monitoring to see how fast it reaches the sell out point to judge inventory depth vs demand. I'll likely buy one sometime this year and I might do it (if I stumble across one) before some more of the highly anticipated non-Zelda games come out if it looks like demand is such that they'll continue to be hard to find. Otherwise I'll likely buy it some time after Xenoblade 2 comes out.

    3. Re:Dear Mr. Customer by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      we'll contract you in 6 months or so

      TIL the Switch has a 6 month warranty...

    4. Re:Dear Mr. Customer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks to the EU, we get a 2 year warranty on everything.

  8. Well, it depend on pixel density by Eloking · · Score: 3, Informative

    Because if the Switch was a stunning 4K (710 PPI for a 6.2" screen), people wouldn't complain much because the pixel are too tiny to be noticeable if they die.

    But at 720P (237 PPI), that's a whole different world. It's comparable to the first Samsung Galaxy S with 233 PPI. Even the new iPhone 7 is not "that" far ahead with 326 ppi (well, the Galaxy S7 have over 500 PPI).

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    1. Re:Well, it depend on pixel density by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah but the Galaxy explodes.

    2. Re:Well, it depend on pixel density by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And inaccurate and ambiguous.

      Specifically, some Samsung Galaxy Note 7 phones exploded, and even more specifically their batteries did.

      Unless he meant the actual galaxy we exist in, which some evidence suggests has exploded in the past.

      But, as "Galaxy" the pronoun was used, we can safely assume based on context that he meant the Samsung phone range.

      Mod me pedantic.

    3. Re:Well, it depend on pixel density by MayeulC · · Score: 1

      While that's true, I must point out that I would take a lower pixel density anytime for a better battery life (reducing both the power used by the screen and the CPU+GPU that drives it), especially since the pixel density isn't exactly ridiculously low.

    4. Re:Well, it depend on pixel density by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong, Silly. It's the Note line that'll warm your pocket.

    5. Re:Well, it depend on pixel density by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they do, and iPhones bring down flights

    6. Re:Well, it depend on pixel density by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      See? Nobody complains about their dead pixels!

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  9. Dead pixels are NOT normal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have many devices with LCD screens, and have owned many more since LCD screens became popular. Dead (black or light) pixels that do not go away are NOT normal, they are a defect! That Nintendo does not want to replace these devices with defective screens just means that people need to vote with their wallets and NOT buy Nintendo!

    1. Re: Dead pixels are NOT normal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fucking Rube.
      Last time I bought a monitor it had one dead pixel. I got a new one for free.
      Nowhere was it disclosed prior to sale that any pixels were allowed to be dead.

    2. Re: Dead pixels are NOT normal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      About 5 years ago I bought a laptop from NewEgg that had a single dead pixel. When I called their customer service, the guy on the phone was more outraged than I was and cross shipped me a replacement right away. His exact words were: "If it were me, I would be upset. You shouldn't have to deal with that."

  10. It's a bold choice by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but maybe the customers are just holding it wrong?

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    1. Re:It's a bold choice by sheramil · · Score: 3
      Maybe the customers are looking at it wrong. Try squinting a little. Yeah.. more.. squint a little more.. just a little more.. okay, close your eyes completely.

      Perfect.

    2. Re:It's a bold choice by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Informative

      Great. Now ALL pixels are dead.

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    3. Re:It's a bold choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or are they all alive now you aren't observing them?

      Captcha: contain.

  11. Manufacturing tolerances by neovoxx · · Score: 2

    This is nothing new. Every manufacturer has a note about the number and/or type of acceptable dead/bright pixels on an LCD though they vary from manufacturer to manufacturer. In some cases, a display can have dozens of dead pixels as long as they aren't clustered together, where others will allow several dead pixels but no bright pixels.

    This is nothing new and has been Nintendo's policy ever since the Gameboy Advance was released. But, if you're nice when you call support, you may be able to get it replaced, or of course, you could just swap the unit at the store. The same goes for any other LCD you buy.

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    1. Re:Manufacturing tolerances by gweilo8888 · · Score: 1

      That's kind of the problem: Nintendo doesn't actually have a policy, unless you think saying "tough luck" is a policy. It wouldn't be a problem if they were straightforward about it, and said "x number of stuck, hot or dead pixels in total, or x number within an area of x by y pixels will be considered faulty", as other manufacturers did. They've chosen instead to make it a war between consumers and customer service to try and see whether you can get a replacement or not.

    2. Re:Manufacturing tolerances by gravewax · · Score: 1

      Most manufacturers of quality have long moved past this policy for new devices. My LCD monitor is has a zero dead/zero bright pixel policy at purchase.

  12. Of course they are normal..,. by mark-t · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... on an older screen or one that has been abused. On a new device? Not so much. The only reason that anyone's going to take Nintendo's explanation lying down is because trying to stand up to Nintendo on this point is going to take a ton of perseverance, time, and probably money with no assurance that it's actually going to work out.

  13. Bait... and Switch? by CanEHdian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's to be expected that for the first batch, QA standards aren't too stringent, as they need numbers, numbers, numbers, to get 3rd party buy-in. Early PSPs had some stuck pixels, but later ones were fine. None of my VITAs have stuck/dead pixels.

    I was planning to wait for the Mario Bundle, I'm guessing with a Mario-Red and Luigi-Green joycon, as here in Canada the Switch debuts at $400 and there's not even a pack-in game included. Yeah, that's $400 CAD and it also proves that a low CAD vs USD might be 'good for the economy' but it's bad for consumers (e.g. you and me). Hopefully by that that time the Canadian Dollar regained some of its value.

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    1. Re:Bait... and Switch? by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Which in summary means people are fools to buy a new console or any in-demand launch device. Yeah it might work and be wonderful. Or it might suck or not live up to the hype.

      Personally I don't see much reason to buy a launch console even if its perfect. The Switch supposedly has exactly one must-have game and it'll be months before another one arrives. This is common for other console launches too however I think Nintendo dismal 3rd party relationship only exacerbates the issue.

    2. Re:Bait... and Switch? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Considering it's a portable device with a built in screen it's not such a bad deal. The iPad Mini 4 is $500 in Canada. Sure the iPad Mini has a better screen, but as far as pricing goes in the tablet market, $400 is pretty much right on par with other devices. The 3DS XL $239 and has been out for 5 years.

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    3. Re:Bait... and Switch? by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Early PSPs had some stuck pixels, but later ones were fine.

      Yep, I had a couple of stuck pixels on a PSP-1000 launch model, they eventually became unstuck but it took a looooong time. Eventually the UMD drive on it failed and I got a PSP-3000, no stuck pixels on that.

      The OLED Vita is perfect, no stuck pixels.

    4. Re:Bait... and Switch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing to do with Bait and switch. Nothing even close.

    5. Re:Bait... and Switch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Nintendo don't play the "numbers, numbers, numbers" game. They do the exact opposite, with deliberate launch-day shortages.

  14. Wiimote all over again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " wireless interference might cause the Joy-Con controllers to disconnect from the Switch."

    Better add some straps Nintendo

    1. Re: Wiimote all over again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technology to the rescue. To end wireless connection failure misery with your new Switch controllers I've just started selling the Conductive Tether (tm), only $50 each.

    2. Re: Wiimote all over again by Entrope · · Score: 1

      But does it come with de-oxygenated copper conductors and special gold-plated connectors to reduce analog noise on the control signals?

    3. Re: Wiimote all over again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats the plus version for $175 each. Made by monster in fact. So awesome it anticipates what button you are about to press and presses it for you. Your score will improve 10% or none of your money back!

  15. Can't be as bad as original Gameboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I did repair work at Nintendo when the original gameboy came out. All day long people would show up to get screen issues fixed and many of the came right back without even leaving the parking lot before it went bad again.Being an early adopter of Nintendo gear has never been a good idea.

    1. Re:Can't be as bad as original Gameboy by ledow · · Score: 1

      Sounds like your repairs were completely naff.

    2. Re: Can't be as bad as original Gameboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, new Nintendo parts were crap.

    3. Re:Can't be as bad as original Gameboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me take a shit in your kitchen and lets see what sort of souffle you can make with it. Bon appetit!

  16. Not in 2017 by MBGMorden · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I remember WAY back in the early 2000's when LCD flat panels first started getting cheap enough for the average consumer (I bought my first as a 17" for $300 back around 2001) it was common for there to be at least 1 dead pixel - and they generally wouldn't consider it a warranty item unless there were more than 10 or more than 2 within a few cm of each other.

    That is pretty much of thing of the past now though. In the last ~7 years I can't recall having a single display with a dead pixel, and in today's age I certainly would return a display (or device) that had one.

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    1. Re:Not in 2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it was also why I didn't purchase any screens until the issue was resolved or I would go to the store and have them turn it on for me first before I bought it. If it developed dead pixels over time, a nice taser resolved the return problem.

    2. Re:Not in 2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they want to use cheaper components (inferior value) they should price the product accordingly. This isn't just fair, it's efficient.

      The concept is called "price discrimination" and by segmenting your product line between "deluxe" (zero dead pixels) for a $100 premium, and a $100 discounted product with dead pixels: you can have your eco-cake and eat it too.

    3. Re:Not in 2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should ALWAYS have returned it as defective, regardless of what the manufacturer reckons; depending on your local consumer protection laws, of course.

      You would never expect to roll a new car off the lot with a flat tyre. Why would you expect a screen to be ok when the main part is glaringly defective? All consumers generally have a satisfaction policy written in legislature somewhere to the effect of "not what I expected". e.g. Advertising a display has 1920x1080 pixels is not the same as 1919x1079.

    4. Re:Not in 2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, dude. Chill out a little. Try not to be so negative. Envision a happier life for yourself, and you may find that your attitude improves.

    5. Re:Not in 2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck yes, that is an extreme premium price given the actual quality. You find better screens resolution and quality wise in $100 tablets, the accessories etc add a few more dollars but even those are nothing special, Nintendo are making a tidy profit on those and could easily have afforded to add some quality control without sacrificing to much of that profit.

    6. Re:Not in 2017 by Shimbo · · Score: 2

      You should ALWAYS have returned it as defective, regardless of what the manufacturer reckons; depending on your local consumer protection laws, of course.

      You would never expect to roll a new car off the lot with a flat tyre. Why would you expect a screen to be ok when the main part is glaringly defective? .

      The short answer is there an ISO standard, ISO 13406-2 for LCD displays; pretty much every display is sold as a class II. A guaranteed defect free display (class I) is a premium product. Shops have sold 'seconds', products with minor imperfections since forever.

      So, especially back when defects were relatively common, I reckon your case is fairly thin, although jurisdictions will vary. Now, when expectations are higher, maybe that's changed.

    7. Re:Not in 2017 by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Dead pixels can be minimized by quality assurance during production, and by identifying and removing defective panels before they end up as assembled panels / consoles. Doing so also allows them to be recycled more efficiently at the point of origin. Allowing them through the supply chain is where the waste occurs.

      And yes a dead pixel can ruin a device for some people. I don't see it as any different to receiving a device and discovering a crack in the bezel, a chip of glass out of the screen or some other manufacturing flaw. People should be within their rights to return it, and companies should know better than trying to palm off defects on users and expecting them to like it.

    8. Re:Not in 2017 by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And now we know where all those panels with the dead pixels end up. You didn't think that they magically vanished, did you?

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    9. Re:Not in 2017 by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      I see ISO 13406-2 has been withdrawn; things have moved on a bit since the bad old days.

    10. Re:Not in 2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, they end up in the store where they were bought.

      This isn't a thing between Nintendo and the end user. The end user returns the defective device to the store where it was bought. The store can decide if they take the cost or return it to Nintendo.
      Nintendo can decide to not accept returns, but that is a thing between Nintendo and the store.

    11. Re:Not in 2017 by ledow · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you should just suffer one divide instruction being wrong in your processor, or one RAM error being constantly present, or a desk phone where one button doesn't work, or a smartphone where you can't ring one particular number.

      Feel free to salvage all the returned panels from the manufacturer - anyone would take them if there was any use to them, any value in recycling, etc.. There's not. So they go on the scrapheap. Like most silicon dies for processors, they end up sold as "disabled-core" processors or are scrapped as non-working.

      In the grand scheme of pushing out tens of millions of electronics devices every year, even a few hundred thousand screens sitting in landfill is really nothing. And it teaches the companies - via the wallet - that they need to refine their processes to reduce waste or be able to recycle failed boards.

      Worrying about junk like this is really at the low-end of the scale of e-waste, which itself is at the low-end of the scale of human's waste as a whole.

    12. Re:Not in 2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, in no country with sane consumer protection laws do consumers have to be aware of ISO standards in order to make an informed buying decision - referring to ISO standards to justify defects in consumer products is just insane.
      I looked it up and I see that German courts essentially upheld that some pixels being defective wouldbe acceptable HOWEVER even that is just an interpretation of what "suitable for normal use" means, a blindingly bright dot in the middle of a HDR TV still makes the product not suitable for its intended purpose, even if it's only 1 subpixel. The courts also ruled that in contrast a single defective pixel in a camera sensor is NOT ok, at least not if the software can't remove it (and even if it's unable to remove it only in video mode).

    13. Re: Not in 2017 by BlytheBowman · · Score: 1

      I remember when a few dead pixels were considered normal and acceptable on the tiny few inch color LCDs of the early 1990s, but that was because color LCD screens were still a very new and very expensive technology back then. I can buy a 20$ shit hand held "300-in-1" pirate game system in one of those questionable electronics shops you find in the downtowns of major cities that consistantly have perfectly good screens. I expect no dead pixels in a system that costs hundreds from one of the biggest game companies in the world

    14. Re: Not in 2017 by BlytheBowman · · Score: 1

      After this past winter, I am in the "fuck the earth" mood. But yes, Nintendo should owe up to it's mistake, exchange the defective systems, and sell the returned/unsold defects at a discount and labled as "working but imperfect" Everybody's happy and the whalez won't explode or whatever.

    15. Re:Not in 2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a tablet or phone, I haven't seen a single dead pixel EVER. Ditto on televisions. However, I have two computer displays in my house alone and another at the office with one stuck pixel each. They are all in relatively central locations and get on my nerves. The monitors at home were ordered online and could not be tested. The monitor at work was part of a large bulk order of thousands.

  17. Return for full refund under the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the dead pixels do indeed detract from game play, return the device as unfit for prescribed purpose under the uniform commercial code (USA) NOTE: I am NOT a lawyer.

    An implied warranty of merchantability is an unwritten and unspoken guarantee to the buyer that goods purchased conform to ordinary standards of care and that they are of the same average grade, quality, and value as similar goods sold under similar circumstances. In other words, merchantable goods are goods fit for the ordinary purposes for which they are to be used. The Uniform Commercial Code (UCC), adopted by most states, provides that courts may imply a Warranty of merchantability when (1) the seller is the merchant of such goods, and (2) the buyer uses the goods for the ordinary purposes for which such goods are sold ( 2-314). Thus, a buyer can sue a seller for breaching the implied warranty by selling goods unfit for their ordinary purpose.

    1. Re:Return for full refund under the law by nomadic · · Score: 1

      "If the dead pixels do indeed detract from game play, return the device as unfit for prescribed purpose under the uniform commercial code (USA) NOTE: I am NOT a lawyer."

      You don't have to be a lawyer to know about the uniform commercial code. Look at me; I AM a lawyer who formally studied the UCC in law school before practicing commercial law and I have no clue anymore as to what the UCC says. Something about commerce I think.

  18. Dead Pixel normal in 2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's Dells dead pixel policy for 2017. So basically Dell will ignore 5 dead dark pixels before you can get a replacement.

    Flat panel monitors with Premium Panel Guarantee (HD+ (1600 x 900) and above LCD resolutions):
            1 or more 6 or more
            Bright = 1 or more
            Dark = 6 or more
    Dell monitors (D Series) 6 or more 9 or more Combination of bright and dark = 9 or more
    All other Dell flat panel monitors 6 or more 6 or more Combination of bright and dark = 6 or more
    Dell Laptop LCD screen with standard panel (HD (1366 x 768) or below resolutions):
            Dell Inspiron laptops 3 or more 6 or more Combination of bright and dark = 6 or more
    Dell Laptop LCD screen with Premium Panel Guarantee (HD+ (1600 x 900) and above LCD resolutions): :

    1. Re:Dead Pixel normal in 2017 by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Aren't there any consumer protection laws that can help you in the US?

      In the UK we have Distance Selling Regulations. Basically, because buying online you don't have an opportunity to inspect the goods before buying you can return them for any or no reason at all in the first 14 days. If the goods are not otherwise defective you have to pay return postage, so in the case of a few dead pixels you would probably be out a few quid on that. but you can save some weight be discarding extraneous packaging.

      It's actually better to buy stuff online than from a physical shop for this reason.

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    2. Re:Dead Pixel normal in 2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, consumers can just do a return. It's just that returning to a retailer and returning to manufacturer are different things. Retailers might charge a restocking fee.

      State laws may vary in how this all occurs, of course.

    3. Re:Dead Pixel normal in 2017 by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      Yes. The second amendment.

      After 2-3 people executing it, you should see some results.

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    4. Re:Dead Pixel normal in 2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then you will become a terrorist, bearing arms.

    5. Re:Dead Pixel normal in 2017 by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Aren't there any consumer protection laws that can help you in the US?

      In the UK we have Distance Selling Regulations. Basically, because buying online you don't have an opportunity to inspect the goods before buying you can return them for any or no reason at all in the first 14 days. If the goods are not otherwise defective you have to pay return postage, so in the case of a few dead pixels you would probably be out a few quid on that. but you can save some weight be discarding extraneous packaging.

      It's actually better to buy stuff online than from a physical shop for this reason.

      US law has no similar ironclad protections; it's up to the seller to set warranty terms although there are fitness for purpose laws so you can't simply sell a toaster that won't toast. The flip side is prices tend to be lower, even after VAT is removed, because companies do not have to account for some x% returns in their pricing model. It's the same with places that have longer warranty periods by law; companies simply price in the anticipated extra costs of warranty repairs and spread it over all the units sold there. TNSTAAFL

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    6. Re:Dead Pixel normal in 2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not law, however some stores have no questions asked return policies. They tend to sell higher quality stuff and cost more. Up to the consumer if it's worth it. Good example; buying a TV at Best Buy vs Crutchfield. Save a buck or pay for a guarantee of quality and service. Buyer's decision.

    7. Re:Dead Pixel normal in 2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never been charged a restocking fee. Only place I knew that would do that would be best buy, but that wasnt for defective items that was for the I changed my mind items.

    8. Re:Dead Pixel normal in 2017 by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Aren't there any consumer protection laws that can help you in the US?

      In North America there tend to be vendor protection laws rather than consumer protection laws. Good luck taking something defective back to the store; many shops have signs up saying "All sales are final, no returns or exchanges".

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    9. Re:Dead Pixel normal in 2017 by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Right. You should be the hero and go first, tough guy. Go pull a gun on someone and threaten a life over a $300 piece of hardware.

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    10. Re:Dead Pixel normal in 2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can thank the EU for that, btw. It's a directive the UK fought tooth and nail back in the 1990s.

      But bye bye then.

    11. Re:Dead Pixel normal in 2017 by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      This is something I keep bringing up when people start comparing "ripoff Britain" prices with those in the US.

      Firstly, people always forget that sales tax (i.e. the US counterpart to VAT) isn't routinely included in prices there, not least because it varies from state to state anyway AFAICT.

      But yeah, there's also the fact that sellers in the US can get away with ridiculousness that wouldn't be allowed in the UK. Like- IIRC- 90 day typical warranty on some consoles like the PlayStation (I forget which generation that was), and I've even heard of some new laptops coming with a 30 day warranty.

      At present, UK and EU regulations would likely see any attempt at something like that. (Contrary to what some people think, EU regulations *don't* give you an automatic six year warranty, but as far as I'm aware, for something it would be reasonable to expect to last *far* longer than 30 days, they wouldn't get away with that. IANAL, YMMV).

      We'll see how long that lasts after the UK is dragged out of the EU by the same hard right Tory and UKIP sympathisers that want a trade deal with the US- one in which you know the larger US will be in a position to dictate the terms such as "harmonisation" with their godawful consumer standards- something I don't expect the aforementioned mock-Little Englanders to resist since they're mostly in favour of a low-rent, race-to-the-bottom free market economy anyway (#)- but that's another kettle of fish.

      (#) You actually believed that "£350m extra for the NHS" claim from the same party- UKIP- whose members have openly opposed the NHS in the past? The same claim that UKIP themselves stopped pretending was anything other than BS as soon as they'd won the vote? You utter gullible f***wits.

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    12. Re:Dead Pixel normal in 2017 by xvan · · Score: 1

      This would qualify as "I changed my mind item"

    13. Re:Dead Pixel normal in 2017 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scale it with surface area. An LCD monitor has much more than 6x the surface area of a switch.

  19. Dead pixels in Aus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Just FYI to any Australians buying Switches with dead pixels and Nintendo refusing to replace them - let the ACCC know. 'Dead pixels' aren't excluded from basic consumer guarantees and the seller is required to replace the device within the normal warranty period - even if it's just 1 dead/stuck pixel. (Look up the ACCC vs MSY case for precedent, and others)

    1. Re:Dead pixels in Aus by anomaly256 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Can confirm I've fought manufacturers on their 'dead pixel policies' before in Oz and won, with the help of the ACCC. Basically a defect is 'Anything that would prevent the consumer from buying one instance of a product over another instance of the same product if they knew about it in advance', and dead pixels are considered defects by this definition, and manufacturers can't refuse replacement on defective products, period. The '7 day' or '30 day' policies are also not enforceable, if you get dead pixels 9 months down the road they still have to fix or replace. Even if it's 1 dead pixel. Nintendo will not be able to enforce this policy here, though it might be quite time consuming and tedious to make them comply. (nb: I am not a lawyer but I've been in this boat before)

    2. Re:Dead pixels in Aus by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      How do they sell wine or anything handmade in Oz?

    3. Re:Dead pixels in Aus by anomaly256 · · Score: 1

      The same as anywhere else? My sofa is hand crafted. It's defect free, but if it weren't then the crafter would have to fix it (tear in the leather, broken support, etc). Why would you think the definition of defect wouldn't apply?

    4. Re:Dead pixels in Aus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im guessing our friend ravenstrike is American. Remember thats the same country that doesnt think free healthcare is a given right. Lots of freedoms, but few rights..

    5. Re: Dead pixels in Aus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free healthcare is not a given right, you pay for it in terms of taxes. It works... Until it does not anymore because there are too many patients and not enough resources.

    6. Re: Dead pixels in Aus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what he said. Free healthcare is not a right in the USA. In other places YMMV. (Where do you think rights come from? Nature? God? Out someone's ass?)

    7. Re: Dead pixels in Aus by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Where do you think rights come from? Nature? God? Out someone's ass?

      Well, Americans are supposed to believe that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, and that the enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

    8. Re:Dead pixels in Aus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They sell heaps of non-defective wine in Oz. Are you really arguing for the right to sell defective products?

  20. I'll only pay 200, it's normal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's okay, I plan to just pay them $200, it's normal for me not to pay $300.

    I will not support any claims by Nintendo that I should pay them the extra $100. They will not have my support.

  21. Reduced Expectations by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    Do you know how many CRT monitors have dead pixels? The answer is none, because consumers would not stand for that. Plus, there were about 40+ previous years of manufacturing improvements that helped eliminate manufacturing errors of the phosphors in CRTs. So you can either complain (which is what the switch owners are doing), or wait until manufacturing technology matures.

    1. Re:Reduced Expectations by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If I went to the local tech mall and bought 100 tablets, I could take 100 tablets and none of them would have any dead pixels.

      thats why people are complaining. it's not usual nowadays. if you have such a policy that you need x amount of them to be bad for it to be a defect, put it on the box.

      or just try the device before buying, thats what people do in asia - in the west you just assume it works.

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    2. Re:Reduced Expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My kid's LeapPad doesn't even have any bad pixels.

    3. Re: Reduced Expectations by Fwipp · · Score: 2

      No, the answer is none because CRT displays don't work that way.

    4. Re: Reduced Expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they could have defects. CRTs relied on a shadow mask and coloured phospor dots on the inside of the tube. Manufacturing defects could quite easily lead to dead pixels/areas or dead rows if the mask stuck for the grill type masks. Degaussing or applying selective heat to the area could often unstick the mask though. The fact that this was rarely seen was due to years of manufacturing skill and knowledge. Flat panel displays now have enough time and knowledge behind them that large defect rates must entirely be down to shoddy low cost manufacturing and poor quality control.

    5. Re:Reduced Expectations by nomadic · · Score: 1

      " or wait until manufacturing technology matures"

      It did. We are living in that world.

    6. Re:Reduced Expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except that every company has a dead pixel policy you just assume they don't. do they normally have dead pixels, no. but it does happen.

  22. Dead pixels are normal. by BigBuckHunter · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Nintendo has it half right

    Dead pixels ARE normal.... Fortunately, so is the replacing of affected devices under warranty.

    1. Re: Dead pixels are normal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats true but dead pixels do happen i wouldnt say it happens a lot and "normal" almost suggests its ok. it also sounds like in these devices its happening a lot.

    2. Re:Dead pixels are normal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is what I find odd with this phrasing.
      They say that it is 'normal'. We already know that it is normal, otherwise it wouldn't be a big problem.
      The disagreement is about if it is acceptable.

    3. Re: Dead pixels are normal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Normal suggests that something is common, not that it is acceptable or a good thing.

      This is essentially Nintendo admitting that most of their devices are defective. Don't buy.

  23. $300? Try $519 on discount! by The_Revelation · · Score: 1

    I guess I'll wait to see how this plays out first. I'm not paying over $500 for a dodgy screen.

  24. Ey for an ey by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Just pay them with a check having a dead digit in the bank account number.

  25. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're not dead pixels. They're alternate images.

  26. Re:Stop whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty damn fair point, really.

  27. Not dead, just resting. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, no the pixels are not dead, they're just resting. Remarkable pixels on the Nintendo Switch. Beautiful plumage!

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    1. Re:Not dead, just resting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jaw drops, news at 11.

      Why oh why did I not see this coming and run away, run away in fear! ;-)

    2. Re:Not dead, just resting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That pixel's not black, it's Norwegian Blue.

  28. Re:Stop whining by bug_hunter · · Score: 1

    Isn't a fairer point:
    People now know about this potential defect and they can use that in their purchase or don't purchase decision?

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  29. Dead Nintendo Employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're normal. It's all normal.

  30. Nintendo complains about switch returns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Switch customers say "they're normal"

  31. just one more step.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    closer to the end of "locked-in" customer bases for all companies.
    This is what happens when customers get locked-in... the profit goes way up if enough corners are cut.
    Qualty goes down. CEOs get big bonuses, customers stay long enough to fund the next iteration, and more corners get cut.
    So how long will all of you keep accepting being locked-in when these are the consequences?

  32. Nintendo...exchange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If its not a big deal then why doesnt Nintendo allow buyers to exchange for another ?

  33. $20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's how much a 720p screen costs. Do you want to bankrupt Nintendo?!

    1. Re:$20 by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      After pulling stuff like that repeatedly? Is that a trick question?

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  34. on new devices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in phones i would return and get a new one. dead pixels are not normal. ive had two psp's (at different times a psp and pspgo) and nether of them had dead pixels.

  35. sounds familiar by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Are you sure these people didn't accidentally write into Apple? Remember the death grip? And the touch of death (screen) and the bending and the flaming adapters and the...you get the idea.

  36. Try before you buy. by psy · · Score: 2

    In Australia this is classed as a defect which is defined as "something that would have caused you not to buy the product if you knew beforehand".

    The other option is to go in store and ask that they open and test multiple Switches until you find one free of dead pixels.

    1. Re: Try before you buy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats a greate concept and idea but many have displays and think they are all the same and would not let someone open a bunch of boxes like that.

  37. Re:Stop whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody is forcing you entitled babies to spend your money on a Nintendo Switch. This is a gaming system, not a scam like Obamacare. Quit your whining, you entitled millennial snowflakes. If you don't like the display on the Nintendo Switch, don't buy one. Simple as that, you crybabies.

    Ah, a right wing loony fruitcake. Imagine, he thinks customers complaining about defective products they paid for with hard earned money is being a crybaby and a snowflake. This coming from someone who whines about *other people complaining about something* which makes him the biggest snowflake of them all.

    Better yet, he exposes the alt right lie. They don't care about national jobs, national workers wages or rights. Here we see one defending a foreign company employing foreign workers.

  38. Normality by WaffleMonster · · Score: 2

    Hey Nintendo? You know what else is normal? Lost sales from well deserved bad press.

    1. Re:Normality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right - like all those lost sales from the DS and 3DS even though some of those screens had stuck pixels.

      Keep dreaming.

  39. And scratches by DrXym · · Score: 1
    A number of people are complaining the screen gets scratched by inserting and removing it from the dock.

    It must be great to be an early adopter. That frisson of excitement coming from paying top dollar to be some company's beta tester.

  40. Re:Stop whining by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    When I pay my money for your product, you deliver what you promise. Else it is a scam.

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  41. So crap QC and bad design by Chas · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a profound "SKIP THE FUCK OUT OF IT!" to me.

    Seriously, what kind of product (OF ANY SORT) says "don't use this anywhere near anything else or it may stop functioning"?

    Time for Nintendo to go back to the drawing board and design a real product. These flaky $300 kiddie efforts are just a waste of everyone's time and money.

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  42. This is a PR issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So all of this commotion is over a single page on their support site ... probably put out by a flunkie at the time who had no idea this high of a percentage of quality issues would emerge. Has anybody tried to contact Nintendo officially and received a response? Give them 48 hours and watch them change the page with a detailed replacement policy.

    I'm not defending Nintendo here. Just commenting the Internetz has a tendency to overreact. See also the recent IBM patent for out of office email - that took IBM no time at all to fix by dedicating it to the public. Microsoft learned the hard way with the Red Ring of Death and how much brand reputation it cost them with the XBox360. IGN is reporting the Switch is the second best selling console after the Switch; Nintendo - if they have any business sense about them - will not repeat the same mistake as Microsoft and fix this in favor of the customer.

  43. And here i was... by Torp · · Score: 1

    ... ready to get my first Nintendo device ever.
    Guess it's skip or wait for a few hardware refreshes then.

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    1. Re:And here i was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here, I was about to go to the shop this week end, well, fuck you nintendo, you gonna have to treat your customers with respect before you can have my business.

  44. It's funny how people complain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when it's Nintendo, while they have just paid a double-premium price for the premium hardware from Apple, which also occasionally has dead pixels on their products which can cost close to $2000.

    Also, this is being blown out of proportion, people are trying to convince speculators that literally every Switch out there has a broken screen. What's going on here exactly? It's starting to smell like an anti-Nintendo brigade.

    1. Re: It's funny how people complain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is Apple will let you return the product you dip shit. The problem here is Nintendo telling customers it's normal, Go fuck yourself.
      That's the problem.
       

  45. NEO GEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this would never have happened with NEO GEO.

  46. Back to the future.... by BlytheBowman · · Score: 1

    Maybe in 1992 scince back then color LCDs were very hard and expensive to manufacture, but there is no excuse for this today. If some no name phone manufacturer in China can constantly produce phones without this problem, so can Nintendo.

  47. Re:Stop whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's in line with their dead pixel policy, then it is what they promised. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean they scammed you.

  48. DIRE WARNING!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Switch died after unplugging the AC adapter from the dock and plugging it directly into the bottom of the Switch. It seems the AC adapter remains at a higher voltage used by the dock which fries the Switch.

  49. Video summary of Switch issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a video summary regarding all the issues related to Nintendo Switch... quite a long video indeed.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc&t=223s

  50. Dear User by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Dear Value User,

    You defective product is to be normal; no worry, all Switch(r) unit have this feature and no charge extra. Thank for inqury.

    Mr Chan Xio
    Shen Zen Mfg Co, Guangxi, China
    Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region
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  51. Giant red flag. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever someone puts something like this out, and says (and I've seen this from some less-than-reputable retailers of TV's on certain large shopping websites named for famous jungles,) "a few dead pixels are normal and we do not consider it defective," or "minimum number of dead pixels for which we will grant a Return Merchandise Authorization is 7," or something like that, RUN THE OTHER WAY. What they're really saying is that in order to make the profit they want off the product, they either can't afford to do proper Quality Assurance, or they can't afford to absorb the cost of the number of defective products they produce, and expect instead to foist defective junk off onto their customers. Who knows what OTHER corners they cut?

    I'd never buy a thing like that. I don't think anyone else should either, unless of course you don't mind throwing it away when it fails a few seconds after whatever warranty they offer expires. Also, it's a good sign the company's about to go under. That's crap companies pull when they're struggling. Desperate. Dying.

  52. A few dead pixels are normal by PPH · · Score: 1

    If you find that you have received a device lacking the requisite number of dead pixels, please return it to the point of purchase for a full refund.

    Thank you,
    Nintendo Customer Satisfaction Department

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  53. Re:Stop whining by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I don't know about your country, in mine we have something called "reasonable expectations" towards a product. You can't disable that by weasel wording your contract. If you sell me a table that collapses the moment I put something on it, I can return it. Even if you put somewhere in the fine print that this is the kind of table you can't put stuff on. Because it's reasonable to expect a table to be able to sustain a certain amount of weight put onto it.

    The question is now whether it's reasonable in 2017 that flat screens have working pixels...

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  54. Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nvidia is probably keeping $290 out of the $300 for the processors so Nintendo has $10 to pay for everything else.

  55. To quote Luke Starkiller: What a piece of junk! by Wokan · · Score: 1

    All my pixels are dead. Literally nothing to see here.

  56. Early adopters having issues? *gasp* by thewolfkin · · Score: 1

    my word. I expect the finest quality from a product in it's first batch. It's like they have murphy's law backwards and hardware gets less good and more expensive as time goes on.

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  57. Did anyone say yet....? by Cute+Fuzzy+Bunny · · Score: 1

    "You're holding it wrong".

    No dead pixels aren't normal, they're a sign of poor quality screens.

    And peeps are already fixing the screwy left controller. The right controller has a proper antenna, the left one has a PCB printed antenna with a metal box next to it. Solder a wire on and the problem is solved.

    Poor design, lack of testing and claiming that crap screens are normal. Sure, I'll run out and buy one right away...

  58. That tears it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't buy a mini NES because Nintendo can't figure out demand, and the switch switches off pixels. Screw Nintendo from here on out. They're not as bad as Sony, but they are as bad as Nokia.

  59. Re:Stop whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nintendo's "policy" is void if it contradicts statutory warranties. And it does in most developed countries.

  60. Everyone here is fucking pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and MUCH too eager to blow their hate-load over a comment that's meant to cover rare cases, while NONE of the people in the circlejerking hordes actually have a dead pixel problem, or even own a Switch.

  61. Class Action Lawsuit Anyone? by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 1

    Seems like an opportunity for a class action lawsuit for selling defective merchandise and not fixing it. The statement that dead or defective pixels is just part of displays is laughable. I played my original GameBoy a few weeks back, and every pixel still works 30 years on...

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