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US Employers Struggle To Match Workers With Open Jobs (npr.org)

In the United States, there's a record number of jobs open: around 6 million. That's just about one job opening for every officially unemployed person in the country. From a report: Matching the unemployed with the right job is difficult, but there are some things employers could do to improve the odds. Andrew Chamberlain, chief economist for the job site Glassdoor, says U.S. employers often complain that workers don't have the skills needed for the jobs available. That is true for some upper-level health care and technology jobs. "But for the most part, it doesn't look to be like there is a skills gap," Chamberlain says. "That's not the main reason why there are many job openings." Chamberlain says that with unemployment so low and the U.S. labor force growing slowly, there's no doubt it is harder for companies to find workers. But he says if that were the main problem, you would see wages rising more rapidly in the economy -- and that's not the case in many industries. Part of the hiring problem, Chamberlain says, lies in company hiring policies.

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  1. On the Job Training by krisyan · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is on the job training funds (and training funds in general) available through the Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act. You can access them by visiting your local Career One Stop or Workforce center. https://www.careeronestop.org/

    1. Re:On the Job Training by Ryanrule · · Score: 0, Troll

      Trump didn't end it yet?

    2. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      There is nothing to get. When employers will stop demanding impossible to fulfil skills lists usually requiring at least 2 or 3 people to execute efficiently without burning themselves out they will get positive answers to their postings. In my opinion these crazy skill sets are produced on purpose so that there will be no applications to them so that the employer has a ground to require approval to hire guess what, at least 2 or 3 cheap foreign workers.

    3. Re: On the Job Training by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      im so glad i do not deal with recruiters that employeers hire to save money and bennies. they are sooo scripted. recruiters are the reason why workers are not filling the jobs. the workers can fill the jobs but...if the recruiter does not like them...the worker doesnt work.

    4. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Has more to do with the terms of hire. I work in the IT industry and my last 5 jobs have all been contract with the dangling carrot of full time hire / conversion.

      I'm 35, married for a year and really done with contracting. I need a full time position, health benefits and some type of 401k for it to be viable for me. Not a 3 month contract, not a 22 month contract but even a 2 year. I'm looking to set down roots and grow with a company. Plenty of loyal employees with no reasons to be loyal

    5. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same as me - I'm the one who posted the comment u reply, jfyi - IT industry has become a joke, practically a fashion & emotions driven business field where clever guys should look only into taking advantage & exploiting for their own interest the cheap monkey coder trend and not looking into being one

    6. Re: On the Job Training by ghoul · · Score: 1

      If 2-3 foreign workers can do the job and cost as much as one American worker than to justify paying that much to an American worker you need the American worker to do the work of two to three foreign workers. Its basic logic.

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    7. Re: On the Job Training by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      recruiters are the reason why workers are not filling the jobs.

      I have been in tech for 35 years, and been involved in hiring hundreds of people. This is the number of those hires that involved a recruiter: 0.

      Why do you think you need to go through a recruiter? Nearly all tech companies are hiring, so just go to their website and they will likely have a "jobs" link. Just apply directly. If you know someone working there, that is even better, because you may be able to work around HR and talk directly to your future manager.

      Outside of tech and C-level management, recruiters are even less common. Most normal people will never deal with one.

    8. Re:On the Job Training by sycodon · · Score: 5, Informative

      HR: " We need someone with 5 years experience with Tech A, 10 years with Tech b, and two years with Tech C"

      Recruiter: "Tech C has only been available for 1 year"

      HR: "That's what the manager said"

      Recruiter: "I have someone who's been in the Industry for 30 years, has 10 years in Tech A, 20 years with Tech B, but only six months with Tech C."

      HR: "Sorry, we can't use him."

      Lest you think I jest. I saw this in person.

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    9. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We speak here about a two way street - employers look for the cheap Moses able to execute efficiently the work or at least 2 or 3 people for peanuts available 24x7 without a personal life and recruiters act accordingly, that's all they are looking for in the pool, if they smell you are not exhibiting these traits of a servile serf you get blacklisted.

    10. Re:On the Job Training by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In my experience they know that their spec is unrealistic, and are just using it as an excuse. An excuse to offer less money, or dismiss candidates they dislike but can't legally give the real reason why (age, race etc.)

      If they offered me the position but at a lower salary due to lack of experience, I'd just call their bluff tell them to go with the candidate who has more experience. It's not like there is a shortage of tech jobs around here at the moment.

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    11. Re:On the Job Training by peragrin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It gets better outside of tech.

      We want a bachelors degree with 5 or more years experience in unique field and the pay rate is $40,000 to $45,000.

      Do they realize that a bachelors degree is 4 times that amount? Nope we set our wages in 1990 and haven't adjusted them since. This is the bigger issue companies want to pay 1990 wages in 2017. Changing that is the difficult part.

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    12. Re:On the Job Training by thevirtualcat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Also fairly common:

      HR: "We need someone with 5 years experience with Tech A, 10 years with Tech b, and two years with Tech C."
      Recruiter/Candidate: "Okay, (we can find that|that's me). What's the rate?"
      HR: "We pay $12/hour. No benefits or overtime."
      Recruiter/Candidate: "Thanks, but no thanks."
      HR: "Woe is us, we can't find anyone to fill this position!"

    13. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit, I was told that the magic hand of the market instantly solved all these efficiencies.

    14. Re:On the Job Training by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      I ran into a job description in 1999 that was looking for a Java developer with ten years of experience. I lost all confidence in hiring managers having a clue right then.

      Recruiting farms that rely on resume spamming have annihilated the market by setting highly unrealistic expectations. There are a few good recruiters out there, and most of them are telling their clients that they need to boost their pay or reduce their requirements (or both). No one is going to move hundreds of miles on their own dime for a $30K job, but they might for $40K or $50K. Look at the cost of leaving the position open, including opportunity costs, morale issues, and turnover increases, and see if that isn't worth $20K.

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    15. Re:On the Job Training by arth1 · · Score: 1

      There is on the job training funds (and training funds in general) available through the Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act. You can access them by visiting your local Career One Stop or Workforce center.

      I can't speak for every job, but what I see around me are open jobs for positions where you cannot train people, because it's not repetitive work. The repetitive work is already done by robots and computers, so what's needed are people who can figure out things when met with new challenges that there isn't a training manual for.

    16. Re:On the Job Training by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      As opposed to everyone going out and training themselves, thus guessing what is required, wouldn't it be a lot more efficient for a company to identify people capable of doing the job, then train them the extra 30% so that they can do the job?

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    17. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This absolutely.

      I think part of it is sometimes to reduce the competition internally in the company. What I mean is that at times I've seen the TECHNICAL people set these crazy requirements and then shrug it off when you tell them it's totally unrealistic. So ya... They totally use these absurd requirements to abuse people.

    18. Re:On the Job Training by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Sure, it's just that the magic hand tends to press people downward rather than lift them up.

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    19. Re:On the Job Training by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Still, you can hire someone who you judge to be capable of doing the work and have them work with a person who is doing it until they 'get it'.

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    20. Re:On the Job Training by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I applied to a job once where they said "CS degree and 5 years experience." It was for a help desk position helping bank customers login to online banking. I figured it was a typo and applied. I don't have a CS degree. I got a call later, it was both. But they were having trouble filling the positions, so they were letting me interview, if I added documentation to demonstrate an equivalent level of education. Anyplace that far out of touch is not a place anyone would be happy working.

    21. Re:On the Job Training by superwiz · · Score: 1

      It's invisible hand rather than magic hand. And it's invisible not because it's some secret super-conspiracy, but because it's comprised of all the people participating in the market. Oh, and it works when it's allowed to work. When people are allowed to express their wishes by spending money on what they want to spend it on. When there is a litany of laws which get in their way, you don't have a free market and you don't have people expressing their wishes. You get layers of middle men who don't know what you want, but try to convince others that they speak for you and express your wishes for you.

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    22. Re:On the Job Training by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Well, there is 0 barrier to entry into recruiting profession. It's the sink-or-swim last resort of people with useless college degrees. Yeah, their job can be done by decent scripts 60% of the time. Of course, if you have half a brain, you can spot such a script almost immediately. And you know that the job very likely doesn't exist (90% of them are just data mining employee data).

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    23. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was managing I was looking for exactly this profile. Imo, stability is good for both sides.

    24. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When there are no laws you get monopolies instead. The problem is always concentration and abuse of power, whether it be governmental or financial power. I have yet to see a system immune to that, and suspect such a system is incompatible with humans.

    25. Re:On the Job Training by Archtech · · Score: 1

      It's invisible hand rather than magic hand.

      I think you missed fluffermutter's irony.

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    26. Re: On the Job Training by mikael · · Score: 1

      Usually when advertise a job position like that some of those skills are to make the job sound sexy while the other set is what you will be doing, and another is what you might be doing. The more skills that are listed, the more likely that it's a management position (team leader) than an actual software engineer focused on one skill set.

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    27. Re:On the Job Training by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Sure, it's just that the magic hand tends to press people downward rather than lift them up.

      It's the magic hand's very reason for existing - to press down on costs and thus inspire competition. It's YOUR job to differentiate yourself from the next person (or company, or product, or service) so you can press upwards on price. It's almost like it's not someone else's job to simply make you comfortable while still somehow arranging for you to have a competitive marketplace in which to shop for cars, bananas, and portable electronics.

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    28. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Also fairly common:

      HR: "We need someone with 5 years experience with Tech A, 10 years with Tech b, and two years with Tech C."
      Recruiter/Candidate: "Okay, (we can find that|that's me). What's the rate?"
      HR: "We pay $12/hour. No benefits or overtime."
      Recruiter/Candidate: "Thanks, but no thanks."
      HR: "Woe is us, we can't find anyone to fill this position!"

      I frequently see another variant-

      HR: "We need someone with 5 years experience with Tech A, 10 years with Tech b, and two years with Tech C."

      Candidate: "Okay. What's the rate?"

      HR: "We pay $12/hour. No benefits or overtime."

      Qualified Candidate: "Thanks, but no thanks."

      Unqualified Lying Candidate: "I'm in!"

    29. Re: On the Job Training by Baton+Rogue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do you think you need to go through a recruiter?

      The recruiters are not working to find you (the job seeker) with a job. They are working for the company to fill the position. If a company only relies on people knowing about the company and applying, then they will never fill positions. The recruiters are the ones that are scouring all of the job websites and LinkedIn trying to actively find people to fill the positions.

      In my experience (looking for candidates to fill positions), recruiters are not efficient at telling whether a candidate is bull-shitting them in the phone screening. I have seen many candidates that passed the recruiter's phone screen, but were vastly unqualified to do the job they were applying for.

    30. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody is going to relocate for $50k unless they're in a tiny rural town 100 miles from the nearest urban environment. Realistically, you have to offer 6 figures or paid relocation to get a tech worker to move.

    31. Re:On the Job Training by swillden · · Score: 2

      I think part of it is sometimes to reduce the competition internally in the company. What I mean is that at times I've seen the TECHNICAL people set these crazy requirements and then shrug it off when you tell them it's totally unrealistic.

      'A's hire 'A's, 'B's hire 'C's and 'C's don't want to hire anyone.

      The best people hire the best people, because they don't fear competition and indeed relish having someone who can run with them and challenge them. Mediocre people hire weak people who won't challenge them. Weak people prefer to hire no one, because anyone worse than them would clearly be unfit to even have the job.

      You can look at the job requirements someone defines and place them in the scale.

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    32. Re:On the Job Training by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Maybe? I think it's a combination of hubris and downright stupidity. I think it comes from the mindset of "if we ask fot the best, then we'll get the best" and "1 year bad 5 years is more better!11".

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    33. Re:On the Job Training by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Still, you can hire someone who you judge to be capable of doing the work and have them work with a person who is doing it until they 'get it'.

      Whether they are able to grab the bull by the horn or not, is something job interviews can help determine, at least to some extent. People who are qualified on paper still get turned away, because they may lack that drive to be pioneers.

    34. Re: On the Job Training by AmazingRuss · · Score: 2

      The invisible hand has become the invisible fist. Asjust your expectations and bend over.

    35. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you think you need to go through a recruiter?

      The problem is the computerized applicant tracking systems, that don't provide the applicant any feed back beyond thank you for applying. Followed by the system requiring a 100% keyword match, which the applicant has no way of knowing what keywords are being looked out. I've been in the
      software development field for 33 years, with a very wide breadth of skills and experience, yet if my only access to a company is through an applicant
      tracking system, I never get a call back or a followup. I take the same resume through a recruiter for the same job and I get an interview

      A good recruiter, will let you bypass the applicant tracking systems at most companies and get you directly in front of the hiring manager.

    36. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody is going to relocate for $50k unless they're in a tiny rural town 100 miles from the nearest urban environment. Realistically, you have to offer 6 figures or paid relocation to get a tech worker to move.

      Unless you need someone to rack machines or flip switches.. most techies have no problem being remote from the work. Personally, I haven't been in a corporate office in 20 years.

    37. Re:On the Job Training by mishehu · · Score: 1

      While some of us have a natural knack for being able to come up with effective and unique solutions to unique problems, I'd venture to say that we all had some form of training for that. It's just a different type of training than "use the hammer to dink the widget exactly like so".

    38. Re: On the Job Training by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I had too. I left the IT field for awhile and had to come back in. NO one would touch me and recruiters get bottom of the barrel temps and contractors. I moved in with my parents and made shit for 2 of them. Then as I gained experience I had the power to tell them better jobs and they started putting me on more assignments.

      I credit them to giving me my last job where they loved me and I made an offer to work permanently. If you are down on your luck and have a large gap on your resume a recruiter and temp agency is your best bet to gap your hole and give you some references fast. They help too as many of the temp jobs have different technologies so your skillset explodes vs sitting using the same tools year after year at one permanent employer.

      At your level yeah no one deals with recruiters but kids and those going through rough times they are a God send.

    39. Re: On the Job Training by magarity · · Score: 1

      if the recruiter does not like them...the worker doesnt work.

      Since when does a recruiter not like a candidate? The typical recruiter will throw almost anyone at a position in hope of a commission.

    40. Re:On the Job Training by sycodon · · Score: 1

      When the Market is extended to embrace impoverished workers, then this is what you get.

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    41. Re: On the Job Training by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      They are working for the company to fill the position.

      I understand that. But I am saying, as someone that IS HIRING PEOPLE, that I have found recruiters to be worse than worthless. They add cost and delay to the process, give me mostly unqualified candidates, and make it more difficult to separate the wheat from the chaff by "coaching" candidates to game the interview process.

      They are a net negative for both hiring companies and applicants. I am baffled why anyone continues to use them.

    42. Re:On the Job Training by sycodon · · Score: 1

      It was for a help desk position helping bank customers login to online banking.

      I would kill myself before I did that shit again.

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    43. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There will always be some dirt cheap workers. Children for example. But there are labor laws to help minimize exploitation.

      We all know we are talking about Indians that will do anything to get out of that shit hole.

        Everyone wants to go to a western country.

    44. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to learn how to play the game. Do you think all of those Indian foreign workers have any experience. They are reading the books on the flight over. You need to update your resume with the skills that you have and what you can have immediately and adjust your past experience accordingly to get the job. Never put anything in there that you cannot do eventually so that is the level of honesty you need to learn how to play the game. Do you think all of those Indian foreign workers have any experience. They are reading the books on the flight over. You need to update your resume with the skills that you have and what you can have immediately and adjust your past experience accordingly to get the job. Never put anything in there that you cannot do eventually so that is the level of honesty

        This is how the industry is.

    45. Re: On the Job Training by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

      Its basic logic.

      It's also extremely short sighted. We need our country and communities to be decent places to live and work, and it can be positive all around for a company that invests in its people and community.

    46. Re:On the Job Training by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      That's totally ridiculous. The job of the magic hand is not supposed to be to allow companies to get people for the lowest price. The magic hand is supposed to create a balance between availability of workers and price. Since corporations are experiencing supply issues, they raise salaries to create balance again. With this said, I suspect you were trolling and already knew this.

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    47. Re:On the Job Training by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

      We used to say, "A people hire A people, and B people hire C people."

    48. Re: On the Job Training by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      You need to learn how to play the game. Do you think all of those Indian foreign workers have any experience. They are reading the books on the flight over. You need to update your resume with the skills that you have and what you can have immediately and adjust your past experience accordingly to get the job. Never put anything in there that you cannot do eventually so that is the level of honesty you need to learn how to play the game. Do you think all of those Indian foreign workers have any experience. They are reading the books on the flight over. You need to update your resume with the skills that you have and what you can have immediately and adjust your past experience accordingly to get the job. Never put anything in there that you cannot do eventually so that is the level of honesty

        This is how the industry is.

      Wow. Very unethical and your employer will find out you lied or fluffed it in a few months when they fire you. Now you loose too. The Indians well they kind of expect it as the contract states you must use them for X amount of months/years or pay millions in a termination fee etc. As an individual? HA! Good luck with that kind of negotating power. They will just fire you if they do not like you.

      I am much better now but lying to an an employer is also lying to yourself if you think you can do the job and you pay the cost as the employer will just replace you. You can't just replace your employer that easily unless you earned it with years of experience.

    49. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HR: " We need someone with 5 years experience with Tech A, 10 years with Tech b, and two years with Tech C"

      Recruiter: "Tech C has only been available for 1 year"

      HR: "That's what the manager said"

      Recruiter: "I have someone who's been in the Industry for 30 years, has 10 years in Tech A, 20 years with Tech B, but only six months with Tech C."

      HR: "Sorry, we can't use him."

      Lest you think I jest. I saw this in person.

      HR: " We need someone with 5 years experience with Tech A, 10 years with Tech b, and two years with Tech C"

      Recruiter: "Tech C has only been available for 1 year"

      HR: "That's what the manager said"

      Recruiter: "I have someone who's been in the Industry for 30 years, has 10 years in Tech A, 20 years with Tech B, but only six months with Tech C."

      HR: "Sorry, we can't use him."

      Lest you think I jest. I saw this in person.

      I've got 20 years across all domains of IT for two of the top 5 IT out source companies. I was let go in a never ending down size at one and then a year later at the second for a reorg. I have worked virtualization and cloud for almost a decade as an engineer, architect and PM. Over the last 4 months I have been told I'm over qualified or compensation is an issue which is before we even talk money. They problem is they don't want to pay for Americans. It's a joke I know lots of senior highly skilled IT staff that are out of work including myself.

    50. Re: On the Job Training by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      your employer will find out you lied or fluffed it in a few months when they fire you.

      Companies are in business to make money. They will fire you if you can't do your job. If you CAN do your job, it is unlikely they will fire you because of a "lie" on your resume. So if you claim a necessary skill on your resume, slip through the interview process, and then quickly learn the skill by burning the midnight oil, you aren't likely to get fired for that, as long as you can do the work.

    51. Re: On the Job Training by war4peace · · Score: 2

      This behavior is slowly but surely taking root in my (3rd world by some) country as well. Most open positions are contractor-type through a dedicated outsource hiring company (e.g. Manpower, Rinf, etc). They pay well but the beneficiary can get rid of you much easier by just telling the middleman "we don't need this guy anymore".

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    52. Re: On the Job Training by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.
      I've been bugged by recruiters offering me jobs I knew I was unqualified for, and insisting "that's okay, you will do fine" even while I was telling them with as much clarity as possible "I DO NOT KNOW any of that shit, nor am i interested in learning it, because it's not a fucking career goal for me!"

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    53. Re: On the Job Training by computational+super · · Score: 2

      I found myself back on the job market about 3 years or so ago. With a master's degree in CS and over 20 years of (good, relevant) experience, I figured I wouldn't have much trouble landing something else. First - I was wrong, I did have trouble landing something else and second, even when I did, it was a "contract to hire, we'll fire you in a heartbeat if you don't blow us away with your performance" position. How the hell did we end up like this? This was supposed to be a professional job - most of these positions require a four-year degree... I don't even think non-degreed jobs get treated like we do.

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    54. Re: On the Job Training by computational+super · · Score: 1

      just go to their website and they will likely have a "jobs" link. Just apply directly.

      What you're saying makes sense, but my experience has been the opposite. I found myself back on the market about 3 years ago and tried the "apply directly" route for about 6 months. Never got so much as a callback. They didn't even have the courtesy to reject me. I started working with recruiters, and had a couple interviews lined up within a week. For better or for worse, these recruiters have a stranglehold on tech hiring.

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    55. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To paraphrase Shakespeare: The first thing we do, let's kill all the HR wanks.

    56. Re: On the Job Training by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      In my experience (looking for candidates to fill positions), recruiters are not efficient at telling whether a candidate is bull-shitting them in the phone screening.

      This completely depends on the recruiter. Most recruiters (the ones that troll trough LinkedIn and the like) are bottom-feeders and are just what you say: terrible at screening candidates.

      However, there are recruiters that do a very good job at screening candidates and matching them to positions. The thing is that those recruiters aren't cheap.

      Also, there are job markets where companies almost exclusively hire through recruiters. This is particularly true outside of urban areas and with small companies, where it's rather hard for companies to attract good candidates.

    57. Re: On the Job Training by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      I am baffled why anyone continues to use them.

      I'll explain why I, as an applicant, use a recruiter...

      My recruiter is a high-quality one that I've worked with for years. They know me, know my skills, and know the sort of company that I will perform well in and be happy with. When I'm looking for work (sometimes contract, sometimes permanent), my recruiter comes up with better matches for me than I've been able to do on my own. It's awfully hard to tell if a match is right without knowing the company, and my recruiter know the companies they are representing as well as they know me.

      Using them gets as close to guaranteeing that I land in a good company as is possible, and saves my a ton of time. I end up happy and the company ends up happy. It's a no-brainer.

      That said -- if I had to change recruiters for some reason, I would be extremely wary. Good ones exist, but they're rare.

    58. Re: On the Job Training by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      If you CAN do your job, it is unlikely they will fire you because of a "lie" on your resume.

      Don't bet on it. I've seen very capable engineers get fired because they lied about something on their resume and it wasn't discovered until later.

      Companies like people who can do their jobs, but not if those people aren't trustworthy. And nothing indicates "not trustworthy" faster than lying on your resume.

    59. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dammit, I was told that the magic hand of the market instantly solved all these efficiencies.

      The invisible hand works when people look at the costs of things and make choices based on those costs. If a job pays X dollars per year, and it costs 4X and four years of your life to get the degree you need for that job, one of two things is true:

      1) The employer is paying too little.
      2) The degree costs too much.

      How can you tell which one is the case? See if other employers pay more for jobs with the same degree. If someone else is paying more, then the employer paying less is underbidding and deserves to lose. If no one in the world is willing to pay more, that is a strong hint that no one values the degree enough to justify its price.

      Sadly, the market does not work well in this case, because the people choosing degrees are 18 years old. They have no clue what things are worth. Ideally their parents would step in and tell their kids that different jobs pay different amounts of money, loans must be paid back, and the life their parents made for them through hard work actually requires hard work on their part if they want to maintain it as an adult. Sadly, we live in a culture that tells kid that parents are old, old people don't understand anything that applies to young people, and if they believe in their dreams, they can do anything!

    60. Re: On the Job Training by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      because you may be able to work around HR and talk directly to your future manager.

      LOL! And then, you end up with the whole HR department being constantly on your ass, looking to ways to fire you, because you showed them how irrelevant they are...

      Eventually, either your boss gives up, or you give up. HR never gives up.

    61. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've noticed more and more recruiters with very thick accents. I'm wondering if the recruiters I used to deal with have been replaced by H1-B holders.

    62. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad it takes the two or three of them longer to do the same job and the results are never as good, requiring another person to come behind them and clean up the mess.

    63. Re:On the Job Training by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      You can’t do that when the person “who know” just left

    64. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you think you need to go through a recruiter?

      I *JUST* went through this last year. ~100 or so resumes direct to companies. Number of responses? About 5 all negative. The rest total black hole and no response when I would reach out to them. Go to a few recruiters? ~10 interviews lined up and I picked one.

      In tech you go through headhunters to talk to the managers. They usually are cutting out their own HR.

    65. Re: On the Job Training by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      If you CAN do your job, it is unlikely they will fire you because of a "lie" on your resume.

      Don't bet on it. I've seen very capable engineers get fired because they lied about something on their resume and it wasn't discovered until later.

      Companies like people who can do their jobs, but not if those people aren't trustworthy. And nothing indicates "not trustworthy" faster than lying on your resume.

      I will second that. If the employer ever needs to cut costs or you make an executive or someone in HR mad for political reasons guess what they do? They call HR and do a check on your application from X years ago. What you didn't go to that college? What this guy only worked here as a JR for 3 years not 5??!!! Fire HIM!

      Problem solved. Shitty but just because you can do the job doesn't mean your job is secure if you make an executive angry. This will dismay many European readers but in the states this a common practice. It is nice when you need to fire someone and you are worried about a lawsuit. Lying on your resume rather than saying employee Y performed poor is easier to justify in the court of law. To top it off some states like Texas you do not have to pay unemployment to boot. After all if the discharge was misconduct you can save money.

      But yes honesty is important too but not the only way it is bad. Also just because I study Hyper-V or VMWare from a book doesn't mean I can handle a crises with a BSOD or doing something where I can't take down the VM in production. There is no way to learn this without experience. Sure anyone can install or configure a VM but a real production environment you need someone with experience to do the job as there is no other way to perform it. Best to say Yes I worked with it and I studied this and consider myself an entry level in that area but I can learn.

      This maybe fine if there is a senior guy on the time I can work with just as an example. That senior guy will know if I lie.

    66. Re: On the Job Training by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Best to say Yes I worked with it and I studied this and consider myself an entry level in that area but I can learn.

      I'll take this a step further. I've been on the hiring side of this equation a lot, and it's quite common to ask about various skills, waiting for the applicant to say something like "I don't have a great deal of experience with that, but I'm a quick study" or "I've never done that, but I have done this other thing that's a bit similar" or somesuch.

      The idea is to measure the amount of bullshit -- nobody is an expert in everything, and if an applicant never admits to an incompetency, that's a huge red flag.

      Plus, I can't tell you how many times that the technically less experience candidate got the job over the more experienced one because the less experienced one would fit into the team better, and can learn.

      Honesty really is the way to go. Yes, phrase things in the most flattering way you can, but never say or imply something that is just not true.

    67. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If HR gets shot dead for hiring foreign, then replacement recruiter will hire a citizen. Or also get shot dead. Just ... set teh example.

    68. Re: On the Job Training by CaptnCrud · · Score: 1

      This. As a job seeker, I hate recruiters with a passion, I will not answer any of their uniformed cold calls. Hi i'm with randstad, Hi im with cybercoders, hi i'm with manpower...FUCK OFF.

      I never submitted my resume to you, and I've been blunt about it too: how did you get my number in your system? their answer: "well, uhh, it was in the system". Bullshit, you data-mined it from linkedin or indeed, my resume clearly says "NO THIRD PARTIES OR OUTSIDE RECRUITERS" in bold, how can you not see that?...oh that's right because you're full of shit and have no clue and are just making a cold call.

      And that's the problem, most of these morons are sales people with little to no understanding of the work they are trying to hire for. They could have been selling fucking mary kay the week before.

      TO ALL RECRUITERS: Your days are numbered, If ever there was an industry that needed to be destroyed by automation and deep learning AI, its recruiters. I will rejoice on that day...

    69. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Resonates with me. Try teaching. In Australia, it's upgrade insanity.

      I spent 20 years in Latin America as an English teacher. Worked my way up from little institutes to being adjunct prof at university.

      Get back to Oz. "Oh, you have cert ABC? Need cert XYZ, as well." Studied it. Started work, and then the minimum changed to ABC (prefer DEF)+XYZ+3 year degree (pref masters). 20 years experience not even counted for anything. Oh, and ABC now needs updating, because it's not a local cert. Another 6 months, no fast track, no prior knowledge credits.

      Oh, and the XYZ cert I studied for is slated for updating in a year or so.

      Why would a 40-something do a three year degree for a very sporadic part-time job, where pay rates are not determined by ability and outcomes, but via which pieces of paper you have? I saw some of the worst teachers in my life here, but they earned twice what I was earning.

      Back to Latin America, for good.

      It's insane.

    70. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's an "entry level" job posting on LinkedIn:
      https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/...

      Here's some of their qualification requirements:

      BS, MS or PhD in CS, CE, EE or related discipline in networking and/or wireless communications engineering.

              10+ years of strong network/wireless communications experience in testing/validation of wireless modems and systems
              8+ years of experience with 3GPP wireless standards including LTE, LTE-A and understanding of air-interface, Physical layer (PHY) and/or MAC protocols
              8+ years of experience with modem debug and trace tools
              8+ years of experience with setup and use of test instrumentation including high frequency signal generators, oscilloscopes and signal analyzers

    71. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you left managing because ?

    72. Re:On the Job Training by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1

      Creative minds cannot be "trained." They must however be fed with enough information and some examples of what has been done before so that they can begin to synthesize different aspects of old ideas into new ideas.

      E.g. once I had just learned what a "state machine" (FSM) was. I learned how to design them using logic, and I learned how to implement them in software.

      Then one day I had the idea to make the software FSM table based, as I had learned that a state table is a thing, usually put on paper, used as a tool for thinking through the design. But the means of coding a FSM I had only been exposed to in the form of static code (ie. FSM logic hard-coded in the program structure).

      Then one day I had the idea to use an FSM as a real-time control mechanism, for dynamic and glitch-free switching of arbitrary waveform generation tables.

      Then one day I had the idea of making the state table itself dynamically changeable, via a transition in the state table to another state table.

      And so I had invented the dynamically reconfigurable real-time FSM control system.

      Then I discovered that someone else had already invented it. That was Ok, however, as it didn't really matter to me, since I still owned the satisfaction of having advanced my own understanding and capabilities through sheer personal effort.

      It did mean that there were potential patent implications. Fortunately, my designs are only used in scientific research labs, so I probably don't have to worry about patents.

      Also, my being a relative "non-expert" in the field, having made the leap to the invention that is patented within just a couple iterations of having first grokked FSMs, does tell us something about how absurd the patent system can be.

      The point is, I don't believe this sort of thing can be trained. Only the ingredients for creative work can be provided.

    73. Re:On the Job Training by lgw · · Score: 1

      The problem is, people will complete the training, then immediately switch to a different company. Parasitic companies, that do no training but pay a bit more for people trained by other companies, come out ahead. Yet, we don't want a system where people aren't free to change.

      It's not obvious what the right answer is here, but it's worth noting that Germany does this better than we do, at least for young people entering the workforce. Training by a company, instead of college, is expected for many.

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    74. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they do that to get around H1B restrictions
      make it impossible for citizens
      get cheap H1B
      underpay and then redefine the job
      if they complain threaten to call immigration

    75. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should see what academia has become: 70% of johs are "contingent" positions with no job security. If you don't get a tenure-track position straight off, you would better off financially never having gone to grad school.

    76. Re:On the Job Training by thsths · · Score: 1

      I always read these as "two years worth" of experience in C. If you learned in 6 months as much as a normal person would learn in 2 years, then you qualify.

      And you need to be careful how you phrase it on the CV. You do not want to lie, at least not any more than you are forced to, but you also want to pass the weeding out stage.

    77. Re:On the Job Training by thsths · · Score: 1

      Many places do it better. In the UK, it is quite common that you have to pay for your training if you leave immediately, and I have heard the same from Malaysia. Yes, training comes at a cost (both for the trainer and the trainee), and it needs to be worthwhile for the employer to pay that cost.

    78. Re: On the Job Training by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      Sounds like all you have to do is fire your recruiter (easy) and find one that actually does their job (somewhat less easy).

    79. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you realized it was just a paper, wouldn't you have shopped around for the cheapest education?

    80. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We pay nothing, free intern labor only."

      "(Same woe is us)"

    81. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true there are some seriously broken hiring processes out there, but the biggest problem I have in finding good employees is millennials that think the world owes them everything. Skills don't matter if the attitude is garbage.

      We have too many of these idiots running around.

    82. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point -- (the one that you completely missed).

      A bachelors degree is way too expensive. That's what happens when government makes money freely available.
      Colleges have no motivation to be competitive or reasonably priced.

    83. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What this means is that the true demand is a lot lower than is indicated by job postings.

      In the same way that some people list their houses on the market well above the price that would actually trigger a sale (and are fine with having them stay on the market for many years), it sounds like employers are posting jobs that they would *like* to fill with the perfect candidate at the perfect salary, but they aren't *desperate* to fill them.

      At the end of the day, if they really want to fill the position, they will lessen the requirements and increase the salary.

    84. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can only speak about my experience with a huge online retailer and OTJ training. With a massive cattle call hiring of say one hundred heads. Soon, say within one month, that one hundred is whittled down to fifty. Then before day minty the number is down to twenty five. By the time six months have past only 1 in 5 of the original one hundred survived.

      The real reason for such a hiring/pruning practice is because of their accounting practices and not the quality of the people who are being hired.

      Yet no doubt that my current employer is one of the companies who are crying the blues about not being able to find the bodies to fill the positions available.

    85. Re:On the Job Training by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. My brother runs a business and has decided to stop hiring untrained people due to a bit of a negative cycle:

      1) He hires an untrained employee, at a wage befitting an untrained employee.
      2) Employee gets trained.
      3) Employee thinks they should be making more money.
      4) But they're still inexperienced and while they maybe justify a raise, they don't usually justify what they think they're entitled to.
      5) So they look for jobs elsewhere because they can say they're trained and gloss over the fact that they only completed their training a month ago.

      Of course that could all probably be solved with some training clauses in the employment contract -- if you quit within 2 years you get billed/docked some amount of $$$ for training frees or something, or write it up so that they initially show a decent wage but are docked 30% to cover training costs (with explicit terms for deciding when training is ended of course.) I'm sure there's 100 other things that smarter people than me could come up with to get around the whole issue and ensure that investing the time in training someone will have at least a chance of paying off.

      But that would require society adjusting in such a way that those kind of contract clauses don't seem strange or onerous. And it would require companies to start accepting responsibility for their employees again (if only barely) rather than crossing their fingers and hoping the perfect resume will just show up one day with a 6-figure skill set but only asking peanuts for wages and then wondering why they can't find such a person.

    86. Re: On the Job Training by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      This is part of why I took my phone number off my rez. Randoms calling all the time, especially while I'm in a meeting. And for family reasons it's not feasible to ignore any number I don't recognize.

    87. Re:On the Job Training by superwiz · · Score: 1

      I didn't miss it. I just found it boring, uninsightful and demonstrative of the ignorance so often displayed by those who use invisible hand as some boogie monster. They miss that it's the immediate wishes expressed by the people at any one time.

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    88. Re:On the Job Training by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      Uhuh ... last funny i saw in the ads was a factory looking for someone to work in 3 shifts as operator, mechanic on the side while taking care of logistics (read getting stuff to the machines ... how that works while operating one i have no clue) BUT needed to have at least an A1 (equiv to college / bach degree in IT)
      but thats not really the thing here ...
      took me a while to find the right number but .. as of now there's officially 138941 openings listed in the database (thats the flanders statejobshop, belgium is quite the complex paper structure, no saying how many listings there are in there that are also listed for brussels (which is a separate district with its own governent and its own statejobshop), the total number of (registered) unemployed sapients of legal working age in flanders would be 227.882 (https://arvastat.vdab.be/arvastat_basisstatistieken_werkloosheid.html) for some reason the maps always look green but for some reason the numbers always stay around the same but thats pretty normal for soviet belgium after all none of the administrations would like to get discarded .. so roughly (very roughly) thats 1 job for 2 unemployed fuckers ...
      or is it as someone with a low market value (44 years old, no actual degree on paper, and a 13 year old record i dont bother to get away cuz the chance is once in five years and the lawyer cost is high) i have some sight on the data in that base ... the number should be divided by about somewhere between 5-10 because
      because every "job" is listed 5-10 times because ...
      because every job gets listed by about every available agency, BUT the total number says 138941 ... im not a statistician but i can see how that is going awry as stephen fry english would say ... on top of that we get the temporaries, which arent really separated, on top of that we get the advertising-jobs ... the companies that are "always hiring" ... they always have an application there, just in case someone with 10 doctorates applies for a callcenter job so they can shift the workforce up a notch, but arent really hiring ... theres also the number of vacancies that has been filled but no one bothered to close them, might be anywhere from 1 to 6 months sitting in there, there's ALSO
      etcetera ...
      the point that you simply can't train everyone to do anything or just expect anyone to move to the other side of the country for a minimum wage job to go live in a tent until they can gather enough to pay the rent
      as a rule of thumb i think the relevant administrations dont mind blowing the numbers up, the politicians have their head up yo mommas ass so they are clueless as usual when it comes to the real world and then the biz and corps who use it as free advertising to "LOOK HOW GOOD WERE DOING" (pardon my french) .. caps ... "we're ALWAYS hiring" high profile on every jobshopsite always first five pages
      gives a REAL bad view on how life is for real ... guessing it wont be that different on the macro scale of the united lobbies of the free world, its a particratic bureaucracy as well after all (i know the populist word used but i wouldnt call i that, not here and not there) and SO ... the freeloaders are lazy but EVEN IF the numbers were right, you would still only have 1 job for every 2 slob
      *rests his case* (again) ... (locks the door and waits for the stasi to arrive for inciting unrest in the state)

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    89. Re:On the Job Training by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if the resume farms (many of which were actually located in Asia) have thinned out recently or they gave up trying to contact me. I still get the occasional ping from LinkedIn, but they tend to be in-house recruiters, with very few hits from even the larger recruiting firms. I still get calls every few months from resumes I last updated almost a decade ago.

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      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
    90. Re:On the Job Training by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Tech workers, yes, but I meant the whole range of open jobs. Recruiters exist for more than just IT, and they're telling companies that they have to offer more than they're used to providing if they want people to move to fill the positions.

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    91. Re:On the Job Training by LesserWeevil · · Score: 1

      Absolutely matches my experience as well. Lazy HR = poor (or no) hiring decisions.

    92. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non-degreed jobs are the same. Look at retail sales jobs and they say "come in as soon as we call you, do two hours of work, and wait until we call you again or you are fired".
      In the position of receptionist at a legal firm my wife was told that she was not allowed to use the bathroom or take breaks for eight hours - yes, this is illegal, but illegal is only good as your labor board. The final straw was when one partner told HR to fire her if she didn't forward all clients to their lawyers without screening, and another told HR to fire her is she didn't screen all clients before forwarding to the lawyers. Well, that and that vendors complained that she didn't giggle enough for them when they called.

    93. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate filling out stupid webforms.

    94. Re: On the Job Training by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I call it being "hail married."

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  2. Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If only there was a way to motivate American workers to apply for jobs? Oh well, I guess more immigration/H1Bs is the only solution.

    1. Re:Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

      Part of the hiring problem [...] lies in company hiring policies.

      Companies offering peanuts and dragging their feet to rise wages to match the skills they request is the biggest part of their problem.

    2. Re:Pay More Money by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Same here in parts of Europe. For a couple of years now, companies are screaming for qualified IT staff, but wages haven't increased with this supposed demand and lack of supply. And more telling: fee rates for IT freelancers haven't increased either.

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    3. Re:Pay More Money by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2

      94 million Americans still out of work. If that's not enough motivation, I don't know what is.

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    4. Re:Pay More Money by imgod2u · · Score: 0

      320M people total. 200M workforce participation rate. https://data.bls.gov/timeserie...

      48M people over 65. https://www.census.gov/newsroo...
      74M people under 18. https://www.childstats.gov/ame...

      So you want retired people and children to work?

    5. Re:Pay More Money by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 0

      Don't blame me, I'm using the GOP's own unemployment methodology.

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    6. Re:Pay More Money by tomhath · · Score: 1

      Paying more will motivate some people to change employers, but it won't solve the shortage of people with the right skills.

      If the Yankees would only pay more for a good shortstop I'd even apply for that job.

    7. Re:Pay More Money by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      He's using the dubious line that anyone who is able-bodied is seeking work. You turned 18? You're unemployed unless you're working. Doesn't matter if you're a housewife putting in 90 hours at home running house and raising children; you should be a secretary somewhere or whatever it is women do, not freeloading off a man who paid to buy a dishwasher and microwave.

      It's the kind of line you get from small-minded pundits who need a crisis to support their argument of someone's incompetence.

    8. Re:Pay More Money by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I make a 6 figure salary; it's hard to find jobs which pay more out in total compensation than I make today. That said, paying me more base salary/bonus, at this point in my career, is not even close to important.

      What is important, you ask?

      1. Flexibility
      2. Vacation
      3. Insurance cost
      4. Opportunity
      5. Freedom to operate
      6. Interesting work

      There are others, but you get the general idea. That said, I had a job interview elsewhere, recently, where the recruiter reached out to me and basically begged me to come into speak with them. The position has been open for 11 months and they cannot find anyone. Yeah, the pay is lower than I make today and the insurance is 2x the cost, but the real problem was that it was an institution where there was no flexibility or freedom to operate. They wanted something done to solve their problems but had a very narrow allowed view on how that could occur.

      Just like others who likely passed before me, it was probably due to the environment, not the pay. At some point, money stops being a motivator.

    9. Re:Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the Yankees had no shortstop they could offer more money. If they offered the most money for their shortstop they could hire the best shortstop in the world. What's wrong with that?

    10. Re:Pay More Money by gnick · · Score: 1

      So you want retired people and children to work?

      Can't go wrong with child labor. We pass the slavings on to you!

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    11. Re:Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twat. A job for skill X in one state may not have anyone local enough to commute. With the reduction in working from home policies across the country, more companies are going to have problems filling positions, especially in a work where couples need to work to pay the mortgage etc.

      You also have HR and management refusing to employ skilled people that are over 35 in many fields such as programming, while demanding decades of experience in multiple languages.

    12. Re:Pay More Money by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Why should statistics motivate people? You motivate people by paying them more, not by reciting unemployment figures that are really bogus anyway. A job has to be worth your time.

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    13. Re:Pay More Money by Luthair · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh no, corporations only follow capitalism when they're the sellers. The rest of the time they want to suckle at the public teat.

    14. Re:Pay More Money by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Imagine it paid 20% more and fully funded your insurance contribution. Money still not important?

    15. Re:Pay More Money by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2

      Whooooooosh!

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    16. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Companies offering peanuts and dragging their feet to rise wages

      In my experience, this is not the problem. The problem is that applicants either don't have the skills, or they don't want to move where the job is located. If they have the skills, and the location is acceptable, then the money is rarely a problem.

      I am willing to train people on our internal procedures and policies. But not on industry-wide skills. You don't know our coding and testing standards, that is fine. But if you don't have enough initiative to learn OpenCL or Verilog for a job that requires those skills, then why should hire someone that needs to be spoon fed by a babysitter?

    17. Re:Pay More Money by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      If the Yankees would only pay more for a good shortstop I'd even apply for that job.

      If the position "shortstop" pays more, you are more inclined to get the necessary training to become one.

    18. Re:Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine it paid 20% more and fully funded your insurance contribution. Money still not important?

      We have a competitor who tends to pay more than us yet people still leave them to work here instead as their management is just that obnoxious and the work environment utterly toxic.

    19. Re:Pay More Money by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      But if you don't have enough initiative to learn OpenCL or Verilog for a job that requires those skills, then why should hire someone that needs to be spoon fed by a babysitter?

      Because most schools don't teach either of those subjects, much less both of them. OpenCL is an extremely niche skill in and of itself, and Verilog is typically only taught in a CE or EE program, which are a lot less common than CS programs. When you're hiring for a niche of a niche and most of the people have to learn those skills on the job, how can you reasonably expect to be able to hire people with those skills? If people have both of those skills, they probably already work at a GPU manufacturer, and most of those folks aren't looking for jobs.

      The more rare your requirements are, the more it is going to cost you, and unfortunately, too many companies aren't willing to pay those costs. So the choices are A. underpay and let the person learn the specific skillset on the job, or B. pay through the nose.

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    20. Re:Pay More Money by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So find someone who shows proficiency in 5 other languages. Anyone who knows that many can easily learn 6 and 7. It's not spoon feeding, it's training.

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    21. Re:Pay More Money by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      And, you know, people who actually want to spend time with their kids instead of commuting, and live in a place that's not a concrete jungle.

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    22. Re:Pay More Money by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      I have a job that does both-- pays at least 20% above market and covers all my healthcare costs and provides (in theory) 6 weeks paid vacation. I hate it; there is little professional/intellectual growth, and I get complaints when working from home or actually taking vacation. Unfortunately, I am an owner in the company so quitting gets complicated, and re-defining my role has issues with my partners.

      There really is a point where all you care about are the quality of life aspects of a job than direct and indirect compensation.

    23. Re:Pay More Money by gymell · · Score: 2

      Money is just one tangible component of compensation. My time is worth something. For example, a shorter commute. There are also intangible things that are important to me like casual dress, flexible hours, etc. Not to mention, decent management, interesting work... When considering offers, I factor all of those things in rather than focus on a single number.

    24. Re:Pay More Money by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      320M people total. 200M workforce participation rate. https://data.bls.gov/timeserie...

      48M people over 65. https://www.census.gov/newsroo... 74M people under 18. https://www.childstats.gov/ame...

      So you want retired people and children to work?

      There are a couple of problems with using those numbers as-is.

      First, merely having a job (workforce participation) tells you nothing about whether you are underemployed, whereas unemployment takes that into account.

      Second, workforce participation tells you nothing about how many people were forced into retiring earlier than originally planned, but concluded that they wouldn't be able to find work, so they didn't bother. The question isn't whether anyone over 65 is working, but rather whether the number of people over 65 who are working has decreased, and whether that decrease was caused by a lack of opportunity to keep working or by having so much money that they didn't feel the need to keep working.

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    25. Re:Pay More Money by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Most jobs have an inherent value ceiling. At a certain point, the "do nothing" option for a task is the best value when costs get to high.

    26. Re:Pay More Money by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Depends. 20% more and fully funding my insurance contribution is great.

      But if I'm working in an open floor-plan for a boss that doesn't know his ass from his elbow at a company that has some shady business practices and they've had a ton of turnover recently and everybody who works there seems really miserable? My mental health is worth more than a 20% raise, thank you.

    27. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Anyone who knows that many can easily learn 6 and 7.

      OpenCL is not a "language", and knowing multiple programming languages doesn't help you learn Verilog, because all of those languages consist of sequences of instructions, and Verilog doesn't work that way. It requires a fundamentally different way of thinking.

      If you don't have enough initiative to order a book from Amazon, and sit down and learn the material, then you aren't going to get an interview, much less a job offer. Get over your sense of entitlement. If you aren't willing to put in any effort to adapt to the job market, there are plenty of motivated people in Shenzhen and Mumbai that will.

    28. Re:Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe it or not, for some people the answer to that question is a resounding NO.

      A former director of mine has repeatedly asked me to come work for her for a notable increase and I continue to refuse having worked in the organization before. It's toxic. There is not enough money in their entire payroll budget to get me to work there. So you see, no, money is not more important than any other consideration.

    29. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Because most schools don't teach either of those subjects

      If you have to sit in a classroom to learn something, rather than showing some initiative and ordering a book from Amazon and reading it, then why should I hire you? Because you say you are willing to learn despite evidence that you haven't learning anything?

      OpenCL is an extremely niche skill

      Yet everyone proficient in OpenCL/CUDA is getting multiple job offers. It is critical for everything from deep learning, to fluid dynamics, to climate simulation. Pretty much anything doing heavy duty matrix math. That is hardly a "niche".

    30. Re:Pay More Money by garcia · · Score: 1

      My insurance contribution is only one part of the equation; I wasn't even talking about that part of it. I was referring to total cost of insurance (i.e. the copays, the coverage, the deductibles, etc).

      I currently pay less than 1.5% of my annual salary to insurance premiums but my son broke his hand the other day and I don't want to pay out the ass for the X-rays, medications, and followup visits.

      That's what I was talking about there.

    31. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 2

      That's funny. I applied for an OpenCL job at RedHat and they didn't even call me back. Then again this is RedHat we are talking about. And while there are some OpenCL jobs, and yes there are few people with the skills, the market is actually so tiny that it isn't that trivial to get a job really.

      I've trained at least three people in OpenCL/CUDA at a local college and guess what they aren't working on that either.

    32. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Two of them have gone to work on the game industry afterwards.

    33. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      OpenCL *is* a language. And a lot of other things. Perhaps you're confusing it with CUDA where the language is typically called CUDA C/C++.

    34. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Ok. Wikipedia claims it isn't a language. But I've never seen anyone call "OpenCL C" anything other than OpenCL anywhere.

    35. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Much like Java is a platform, and a runtime, and a language.

    36. Re: Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you "can't" find people with a certain very particular skill set, and you need them, by definition, it *is* your problem.

      You can either do something to fix it, or keep complaining about how people aren't magically landing in your lap with your desired skillset.

      Get over *yourself* too.

    37. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Paying more will motivate some people to change employers, but it won't solve the shortage of people with the right skills.

      I guess you've never heard of this wonderful thing called the market and supply and demand.

    38. Re: Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      If you "can't" find people with a certain very particular skill set, and you need them, by definition, it *is* your problem.

      We can find people. Just not in America. Or at least not in San Jose, or willing to move to San Jose. My company has an office in Shanghai (where I am currently working) and nobody here complains that it is my job to teach them basic skills.

    39. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Two of them have gone to work on the game industry afterwards.

      The skill set to program shader pipelines is very similar to doing OpenCL/CUDA. So this should be a good fit.

    40. Re:Pay More Money by WrongMonkey · · Score: 2

      If you don't have enough initiative to order a book from Amazon,and sit down and learn the material

      Are you really going to pretend like its that easy? Which OpenCL or Verilog book on Amazon do you suggest that would guarantee employment for someone without prior experience? And if it really is that easy, why don't you just hire people, hand them a book and make their employment contingent on completing the reading within 3 months?

    41. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      I've never seen anyone call "OpenCL C" anything other than OpenCL anywhere.

      You can do OpenCL in Java, or Python, or even JavaScript (WebCL).

    42. Re: Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations don't ever "follow" capitalism, they follow self interest. Capitalism is an attempt to make the following of self interest useful to others.
      Capitalism has many bugs, and so have humans, but it's still a useful system in many ways.

    43. Re:Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternative - take the 20% raise and then take the management's job(s), get stock options, turn the company around by hiring the right talent, and bank a fortune.

    44. Re:Pay More Money by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      Money might be important then, but the thing to do would be go to back to your current employer and see if they can close part of the gap. That's much better than changing to a job you hate. There was a time where our salaries got a bit low compared to industry and all I had to do was tell my boss that the numbers being offered were so much higher comparatively that it would be irresponsible not to consider it. HR reevaluated what we pay and I think everybody got a raise. Money really shouldn't be that important in the sense that your skills have a market value and it's unlikely that there are going to be offers that are 20-30% apart regularly. And if there are, it still makes sense to try to go with the better job.

    45. Re:Pay More Money by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      or they don't want to move where the job is located.

      Or the idiot hiring manager lives in the quaint, archaic, magical land where Skype and email don't exist and coding must be done on-site.... because.

      Fixed that for you.

      Of course, then the answer becomes offshore teams, who never come into the office. See a problem here?

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    46. Re:Pay More Money by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      I think he means that you should sit down and read 10,000 books and maybe one of those will be on a topic that might land you a job. Doesn't seem very efficient to me, but that's what I get out of it.

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    47. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Or the idiot hiring manager lives in the quaint, archaic, magical land where Skype and email don't exist and coding must be done on-site

      If the job can be done off-site, then it is going to be done in Mumbai, not Muncie.

    48. Re:Pay More Money by careysub · · Score: 1

      Poe's Law and a little innumeracy among (supposed) nerds, my friend.

      The sarcasm tag is often not optional.

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    49. Re:Pay More Money by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

      OpenCL is a framework not a language.  It says so right on the Kronos website.  OpenCL specifies which languages may be used to implement interfaces which the framework specifies.

      Jesus,  how lame are you?

    50. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Which OpenCL or Verilog book on Amazon do you suggest that would guarantee employment for someone without prior experience?

      If you are looking for a "guarantee" then you are delusional. But the GPU in a typical computer has far more processing power than the CPU, and if you know how to tap into that, it is going to help you in many, many programming jobs.

      And if it really is that easy, why don't you just hire people, hand them a book and make their employment contingent on completing the reading within 3 months?

      Because I would be stuck with entitled immature employees incapable of learning on their own. Their lack of intellectual curiosity and self-motivation would mean that most of them would fail, so I would be out 3 months of salary plus management overhead.

    51. Re:Pay More Money by WrongMonkey · · Score: 2

      If you are looking for a "guarantee" then you are delusional.

      You're dodging the question by being deliberately obtuse.

      I'm not trying to trick you into giving a legally binding guarantee. I'm just trying to test to see if you would actually hire someone based on self-taught knowledge by getting more details about what knowledge you might expect. The fact that you can't provide such details suggests that you've never actually hired someone based on self-taught knowledge.

      Because I would be stuck with entitled immature employees incapable of learning on their own. Their lack of intellectual curiosity and self-motivation

      You're being awfully judgmental based on the lack of single skill. If someone demonstrates that they've self-taught several related technologies, are you going to dismiss them as being unteachable because they've overlook one that you are interested in?

    52. Re:Pay More Money by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Reading comprehension apparently is.

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    53. Re:Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that half of the raise goes to taxes.

    54. Re:Pay More Money by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      The more rare your requirements are, the more it is going to cost you,

      At some point the supply is just too limited but the value doesn't increase. We have theoretical open positions for people who have incredibly rare niche skills, but we aren't willing to pay extra for them. They fall into the category of "would be nice to have" but the jobs that can do that work aren't terribly plentiful nor is the client willing to pay extra. We just don't compete for those jobs without someone on staff to handle them.

      I suspect there are a lot of positions open in the world like that. "Gee whiz, it sure would be great to do some cool OpenCL accellerator jobs. But whatever, we've got a 2 year backlog of clients with standard C++ work. But if someone has OpenCL experience, be sure to flag them that would be a good hire."

    55. Re:Pay More Money by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      If you have to sit in a classroom to learn something, rather than showing some initiative and ordering a book from Amazon and reading it, then why should I hire you? Because you say you are willing to learn despite evidence that you haven't learning anything?

      What you're missing is that there are an infinite number of possible things to learn and each person has a finite amount of time in which to learn them. And there's a finite number of people in the CS field as a whole, and thus a finite subset of those people who will chose to learn that particular skill. Those people likely all have jobs. So as I said, at that point, you have two options: A. pay enough above market rates to steal somebody from some other company or B. hire somebody without that particular skill and let your new hire learn while doing.

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    56. Re:Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hire me, I'll learn it in a few days. I've done circuit layout by graphics; verilog can't be that hard to learn.

    57. Re:Pay More Money by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      And just to clarify, my point about things being taught in school was not intended to imply that people learn solely at school, but rather to emphasize that skills are much easier to find in the job market if the majority of students come out of school with those skills. For skills that are almost never taught in school, the overwhelming majority of people with those skills will have gotten them while on the job, which means they already have jobs. Thus, if the applicant pool is going to grow, it will only grow significantly if lots of people have opportunities to gain those skills on the job. Otherwise, the pool will grow very, very slowly, if at all, and may even shrink if the rate of attrition exceeds the rate of people randomly choosing to learn that particular skill on their own.

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    58. Re:Pay More Money by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      There really is a point where all you care about are the quality of life aspects of a job than direct and indirect compensation.

      A million times this. I think I discovered this in my 30s: it's better to make less money doing something that you're genuinely interested in at a workplace that you enjoy, than to make more money in a setting that you dislike.

      I used to say I could work anywhere if the pay was right. Experience taught me how wrong this sentiment really is.

    59. Re:Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why spend 10hrs a day working to earn so little that you still can't afford both rent and food this month?

    60. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      you have two options: A. pay enough above market rates to steal somebody from some other company or B. hire somebody without that particular skill and let your new hire learn while doing.

      Nope. I have other options:
      C. Hire someone in our Shanghai office.
      D. Temporarily hire a remote contractor.

      I prefer to avoid "C" because the more people we hire in Shanghai the more time I need to be here. Springtime is wet, the summers are sweltering, and the buildings are unheated and freezing in the winter. I'd rather be in San Jose, where the weather is perfect 90% of the time. But the lack of available talent is making that difficult.

    61. Re:Pay More Money by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Or the idiot hiring manager lives in the quaint, archaic, magical land where Skype and email don't exist and coding must be done on-site

      If the job can be done off-site, then it is going to be done in Mumbai, not Muncie.

      That's been tried so many times... but keep expecting better results.

        If you'd hire somebody to move from Muncie to San Jose, why would they be suddenly unacceptable if they wanted to stay in Muncie?

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    62. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      if you would actually hire someone based on self-taught knowledge

      Yes. I have hired people based on self taught knowledge many times. If you can show me a working FPGA programmed with your own Verilog code, then it is very likely I will offer you a job. It would need to be more than just a blinking LED (the Verilog equivalent of "Hello World"), but a working RS-232 implementation, or a toy 8-bit RISC would be pretty slick. I would, of course, ask you to change something, like invert the parity or add another instruction to make sure you actually wrote the code yourself and understand it.

      If you are reasonably intelligent, have a C background, know some electronics, and can grok that, unlike CPUs, FPGAs are NOT sequential devices, then you can learn all this in a month of evenings and weekends. That will open up thousands of job opportunities. More than a billion FPGAs are made every year, and someone has to program them. But it isn't going to be you if instead of learning and improving yourself, you just whine about how life is unfair.

    63. Re:Pay More Money by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Oops, so sorry, must be that Canadian humor I heard so much about...

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    64. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      That's been tried so many times... but keep expecting better results.

      I have been involved with "remote workers" many, many times, and it is the "remoteness" that is a far bigger problem than the nationality of the workers.

      why would they be suddenly unacceptable if they wanted to stay in Muncie?

      Because they would be unproductive and drag down the productivity of their entire team. That is reality. Look, there are a reason that "tech hubs" exist, and there is a reason that companies located in them are far more successful. There is also a reason that "distributed" companies tend to fail. Hiring someone in Silicon Valley will cost twice what an equivalent worker in Muncie would cost, yet successful companies realize that is a price worth paying.

    65. Re:Pay More Money by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1

      Corps.' will follow the rules they are given. If the rules include the opportunity to redefine the rules, then they will do that too. If you don't like what corporations do, reform the rules and the process by which they are initially made.

    66. Re:Pay More Money by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1
      I once hired a high-school grad. for an Electronics internship. Part of it was to write a program to automate some part of printed circuit CAD software operation, most likely in Python.

      I spent a lot of time preparing a carefully considered task list to make good use of this intern. The kid I hired had only tangentially related experience, mostly hobbyist and school project stuff.

      But the GPA and the intellectual enthusiasm were such that it convinced me he could almost certainly learn and do the job. Well, he grossly exceeded my expectations on the programming, and most important, part!

      It was a great experience. Fortunately, he had to go off to college, or else he could have probably replaced me in another year or two ;-)

      So, there are indeed capable "on the job learners" out there to be had. I was one as well.

      OTOH, the intern did have a weakness – mediocre attention to detail. It wasn't much of a detriment when programming, as the interactive nature of the work allows one to self-correct. However, a relatively simple board design I had him do required three fabrication iterations to get right. Whereas I have only had to re-spin my board designs about 1% of the time, and those are usually for some minor oversight that could have been patched by hand, rather than a major spatial reasoning fail.

      Being a perfectionist is the lock I have on my job, which involves a great deal of "it absolutely has to be done right, the first time." I've never had a single hardware or software bug in the field. Of course, I'm slow as heck to make delivery. It's a trade off that can be appropriate in a research environment.

      I suspect that my intern could have improved his attention to detail in time, but it may have taken some stern yet wise guidance rather than coming from his own nature.

    67. Re: Pay More Money by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1

      Aren't there piles of FPGA designers in Si Valley? My nice employer in Livermore let me go take a Verilog course at Xilinx once, and I ended up helping out teaching the thing. Not because the teacher wasn't smart, he was really quite good. But his english was painstaking to follow, and he just couldn't keep up with the demands for assistance during the lab exercises. Most of the people in the course, however, were Xilinx employees. At least half of them being Asian and Indian women. Very nice company, and very nice people! What's that thing about women in STEM? I've never quite been able to understand what that is all about. I had just about the same experience at a TI course once.

    68. Re: Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Aren't there piles of FPGA designers in Si Valley?

      Sure, but they have an unemployment rate of about 0.1%, so there are very few actually available.

      What's that thing about women in STEM?

      There are plenty of women in STEM, they just aren't programmers.

    69. Re:Pay More Money by L.+J.+Beauregard · · Score: 1

      94 million Americans still out of work.

      Sarcastic answer: The U3 suddenly became a reliable statistic last January 20.

      Not-sarcastic answer: Citation needed.

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    70. Re:Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paying more will motivate some people to change employers, but it won't solve the shortage of people with the right skills.

      If the Yankees would only pay more for a good shortstop I'd even apply for that job.

      With the most important skill being the ability to work for a low wage for long hours.

      There are many capable people in the U.S. who will not pursue a career in technology because of how generally abusive it is. Why bother? The most capable who have the good sense to not put up with any sort of uncompensated abuse will go into far more lucrative fields: medicine, finance, management.

    71. Re:Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's an easy solution to the problem of getting people with the right skills: train them yourself and then pay them what they're worth to stay with you! That sort of business plan isn't even that old-fashioned yet, but getting rarer daily.

    72. Re:Pay More Money by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      How is the location of the hire even remotely relevant? Nearly all the people with any sufficiently rare skill set in Shanghai are already employed, too. So your options are still exactly the same. The only difference is which market's rates you have to exceed.

      It is true that you have the option of hiring a contractor, assuming you need that skill for only a short time. However, one typically assumes that if a contractor is a realistic option, the company would hire a contractor to begin with rather than advertising a job for a full-time employee. By the time you get to the point of trying to hire an FTE, it is because the company needs someone full-time with those skills, and a contractor with highly valued skills isn't going to be interested in being effectively full-time.

      Also, a contractor typically charges way above the market wages that you'd pay for a full-time employee. If the contractor doesn't, he/she won't be able to pay the rent during the period between gigs. So you're still back to the original options, just for a shorter period of time.

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    73. Re:Pay More Money by sjames · · Score: 1

      So what you're looking for is a guarantee?

      There are plenty of intellectually curious people and even more things to be curious about. Perhaps you just need to give one (or more) of them a particular reason to fulfill their curiosity about things useful to you rather than things useful to other employers.

    74. Re:Pay More Money by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Sarcastic answer: The U3 suddenly became a reliable statistic last January 20.

      Nah, it's been rock solid for me going on almost 9 years now.

      Not-sarcastic answer: Citation needed.

      Here you go

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    75. Re:Pay More Money by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      When I was looking in late 2013 I had a very similar situation to that R3d describes. Company's new CTO was likable and seemed to have his head on straight. They wanted me to fight traffic twice a day and sit at a desk literally feet inside the main suite door. For less than I was already making, going up to parity in 6 months. Their field was some sort of social media targeted advertising, and they were entrenched with CentOS 5. Found this through a recruiter who contacted me. The third-party recruiter kept calling me to pressure even after I told him no, and to stop calling me.

    76. Re:Pay More Money by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      You sound more financially set than I do, but I had a bit of a similar experience.

      o Internal recruiter from $wellknowncompanyhighonlistsofgoodworkplaces contacted me on LinkedIn, hot for me. Wanted me to relocate. Which I can't do.
      o Couple months later he contacts me again, says the group working with the tech I currently work with is 'struggling' and they're all hot for me.
      o Wants me to move to one of two cities. The first is the one I'd moved away from a couple of years ago for family reasons, and where I could no longer afford to live. The second is one where nobody can afford to live. Mind you, they also have a smaller office 45 min from where I live (modulo traffic)
      o Repeat that I can't move. Says he'll talk to the hiring manager.
      o Says since I'm senior etc. it'd be okay if I just went into the local office once a week or so. Where none of the team sites, but just because. Fine. Maybe their insurance would be better than what I have at least, they use a company I had previously wrangled into covering certain things.
      o Bizarrely, company policy is that everything gets deployed in a container, whether it's suited or not.
      o Hours of phone screens go well, they're all hot for me, want me to go to city #2 to interview on-site. I give them days that do/don't work, they say they'll get back to me.
      o Nothing
      o Ten days later I ping the recruiter, and they don't want to proceed because I'm not in city #1 or city #2.

      This is a company high on the lists of best places to work, they wasted hours of my time, then turn me away because of family disability. @!#$@#$@.

      So yeah that's why you can't fill your position.

    77. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Yet if you read the OpenCL Quick Reference Card there isn't anything there but the C version. It seems kinda like retconning to me.
      Also, read the original OpenCL version 1.0 specification:
      https://www.khronos.org/regist...

      OpenCL consists of an API for coordinating parallel computation across
      heterogeneous processors; and a cross-platform programming language
      with a well
      specified computation environment.
      The OpenCL standard: .. Utilizes a subset of ISO C99 with extensions for parallelism

      So yep, it's definitively been retconned.

    78. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      I know that. You can also call ANSI C from a bunch of languages. But it smells like retconning to me. See the post I made below.

    79. Re: Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are apparently a part OWNER, and still got shit for taking vacation? So much for being an entrepreneur.

    80. Re:Pay More Money by dywolf · · Score: 1

      How to lie with statistics.
      94 million?
      1/3 of the population?
      Nonsense.

      There is a difference between being "out of work" and "out of the job market".

      You can only hit your number if you include children, students, and retirees.

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    81. Re:Pay More Money by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      WHOOOooooOOOoooooOOOOooooSHHHHHH!

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    82. Re:Pay More Money by imgod2u · · Score: 1

      Valid points. However, the statement was "94M Americans still out of work".

      Not underemployed. Not retired early. "out of work". First of all, that number seems totally pulled-out-of-ass. But more importantly, that number includes people under 18, over 65 and in college.

      The situation is obviously more nuanced than that.

  3. Google's hiring platform is about to disrupt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...the whole ecosystem. Imagine their search / ML applied to the wealth of data but shit parsing that is resumes / postings? I usually don't cheerlead for them, but if they can unfuck this I hope they do.

    Of course they'll cancel it quietly in 2 years, but whatevs.

    1. Re: Google's hiring platform is about to disrupt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They fucked this in the first place, fuckhead.

  4. TL;DR by Tailhook · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Zombie 'openings' that expect senior rock-star level experience for H1-B level wages. Pay more. Train people. KTHXBYE.

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    1. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is really all that needs to be said. Employers expect someone that has years experience in a very specific skill set and they don't want to pay for those skills. Not only do you have to be a rock star but you have to be a rock star in a specific band. If not, they just say they can't find anyone and hire an H1B worker.

    2. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zombie 'openings' that expect senior rock-star level experience for H1-B level wages. Pay more. Train people. KTHXBYE.

      That isn't all.

      Contracting companies advertise zombie openings for contracts they're trying to win.

      Multiple companies bidding on that same contract will advertise for the same seats.

      Head hunters will scrape those 'openings' and then re-advertise them.

      So you end up with an exponential number of advertised job openings for a single position that doesn't exist and may never exist.

    3. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Zombie 'openings' that expect senior rock-star level experience for H1-B level wages. Pay more. Train people. KTHXBYE.

      That really is the crux of it.

      I work in consulting, and recently our company was trying to figure out whether to bid on a gig or not.

      What they wanted was a technical architect/sysadmin/programmer/business analyst ... they were looking for a VAST amount of experience (like 12 years minimum) and lots of skills, but they were looking to pay a fraction of the rate someone like that bills. Like, half or less.

      The company was literally being laughed at and having the phone hung up on them when they tried to tell people what the gig paid.

      There is no skills shortage, but there's a huge amount of companies who think they are going to get mad skills for the price of a kid straight of school.

      Somewhere along the way companies have stupidly come to believe senior talent is available at discount prices. And it just doesn't work like that.

      At the end of the day, we ended up telling the client we simply couldn't provide what they wanted for what they were willing to pay, and told them in no uncertain terms nobody else could either.

    4. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You Millennial are all alike. You want to be paid your full wages the very first day. In my time we worked for bread crumbs for five straight years just to prove we were good enough to sweep the floors. It was only after our managers begged and begged the boss for our raises that we ever saw even a penny more. And we liked it! And we said "Thank you". You know why? Because there were a million people pounding on the door for a chance to lick the floors clean every night, even it they didn't get paid.

      That's what they told me anyway.

    5. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a global workforce now. Time for Americans to deal with that reality. Despite all his chest beating, even Trump has realized there is no way to bring back any significant number of middle class jobs. If you force them back onshore they will be automated quicker than a robot can blink. Reducing H1-Bs only means you'll be increasing offshored positions.

      Bottom line: nobody is going to pay a middle-class wage for the skillset of the average American nowadays. That skillset is worth less than $15/hr, in many cases less than $10/hr

    6. Re:TL;DR by darthsilun · · Score: 0

      And did you tie an onion on your belt?

      Another frikken dinosaur thinks things today should be like they were 100 years ago.

    7. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a global workforce now. Time for Americans to deal with that reality. Despite all his chest beating, even Trump has realized there is no way to bring back any significant number of middle class jobs. If you force them back onshore they will be automated quicker than a robot can blink. Reducing H1-Bs only means you'll be increasing offshored positions.

      Bottom line: nobody is going to pay a middle-class wage for the skillset of the average American nowadays. That skillset is worth less than $15/hr, in many cases less than $10/hr

      Speaking of bottom line, when employers cheap out, they often get exactly what they paid for.

      Oh, that offshore help isn't working out so well and your customers hate the change? Color me surprised.

    8. Re:TL;DR by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      If you force them back onshore they will be automated quicker than a robot can blink.

      Good, when robots are doing all the work for us, we won't have to.

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    9. Re:TL;DR by kenaaker · · Score: 1
      There's another facet to this, that I'd label "corporate fad chasing".

      That would occur when a bunch of corporations, looking for the next "big thing", pick a market that is growing or is supposed to start growing any day now, and try to chase the current market leader. In order to chase the market leader they try to copy the market leaders development process and wind up with job requirements that seem to match what the market leader is currently using. So, there's suddenly demand for a set of skills needed for one particular type of solution.

    10. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

      "Dinosaur"

      You're not special, you're like everyone else. Work hard, get promotions, etc. It's been like that for EONs. I thought I was the shiznit back when I was making $30k out of high school. Now, yeah - there's no way I'd work for that.

      Poor little snowflakes. Always wanna cry and call people names.

    11. Re:TL;DR by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      So because you worked for fucking assholes, you think everyone is obliged to?

      You know the Four Yorkshiremen is supposed to be a joke, right?

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    12. Re:TL;DR by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You see that outside of the technical fields as well. My area is in a construction boom, and I'm constantly seeing local job postings looking for journeyman carpenter, journeymen electrician, skilled concrete workers, and so forth, and while they don't usually post the wages, I hear through the grapevine that these companies are often paying totally shit wages, and what's more, so sustained is the building boom that anyone who is an actual tradesman is their goddamned competitor, and you only get the tradesmen who are washed up drunks willing to work for those wages and, well, you get what you pay for. Meanwhile there are people who are either apprentices or who would like to be, but the companies don't want to hire them, or if they do, just want them as minimum wage laborers and don't want to do anything to help them along.

      We've entered this age where companies in all industries want people with huge amounts of skills and talent, but they don't want to pay them what they're worth, and worse, in a way, don't want to give entry-level people a leg up and into the industry. And then they bitch and whine and demand allowing foreign workers in because "worker shortage", a shortage, by and large, that the industries themselves have created, either intentionally to drive wages down, or unintentionally, because they want these magic employees with boatloads of skills who just love to work for peanuts.

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    13. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a good point. Employers may want a bunch of skills but only want one person so that person has to have all of those skills. Not really realistic, but we don't want to hire two people do we?

    14. Re:TL;DR by nerdonamotorcycle · · Score: 1

      It's a global workforce, but housing and other cost-of-living expenses are local. Result: Americans are paying for a first-world cost of living while competing with third-world wages.

    15. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We won't be able to. We'll all have starved to death by then. No work, no money. No money, no food.

    16. Re:TL;DR by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Reducing H1-Bs only means you'll be increasing offshored positions.

      Most companies doing the offshoring are big enough that they can be discouraged with protective tariffs.

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    17. Re:TL;DR by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Back then people didn't have student loans to pay and jobs did actual on the job training.

    18. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They want the rockstar who did the designs for their competitors products, not the tribute band who can sing those songs.

    19. Re:TL;DR by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Anecdotal, but that isn't what I am seeing in Southern California. The problem seems to be nobody really wants any more overtime, since the boom has been going on so long; it is apparently worse in Northern California.

      What I see is reputable electricians charging about 20% more, using less experienced foremen, and a whole lot of apprentices-- and this is employee-owned, union shops.

      It seems like ~7-12 years ago there was a significant drop in the number of people going into the trades, and this has led us to a shortage as a very senior tranche of tradesmen retired.

      Generally speaking, it is the people with "skills" that are a shortage. I can hire engineers that don't want to talk to clients and have mediocre technical skills fairly easily-- but what I need are engineers that can manage their own projects, use Revit, and manage one or two designers when project workload dictates. This is a skill level I had two years out of college, but we find people with 20 years that can't do all three. The ones that we do find on track to be there want to be paid as though they are already accomplished at that level. (Paying that way doesn't work because they become flight risks quickly, after significant investment in training.)

    20. Re: TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The economic system will have to change to account for this.

    21. Re:TL;DR by careysub · · Score: 1

      True. This is on often over-looked phenomenon.

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    22. Re:TL;DR by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I am going to sound racist but I am not.

      The reason they pay minimum wage is not because of greed. It is because of illegals coming across the border willing to work under the table. Jobs that paid $50,000 a year in 1985 pay $8/hr now as it doesn't take a genesis to put a nail through a piece of board. You do not even ahve to be born here or speak English. I do agree some shitty houses and foundations happen as a result from unskilled labor but they don't care.

      But that is unique to that industry. Food service and farming always paid jack shit as teenagers and family members used to do these jobs. Now the same folks do these as well as out of place factory workers who can't find anything else.

      Again, not racist but just stating facts about supply and demand. When you have 20,000,000 extra unskilled workers come in you can bet those unskilled jobs will go down in demand even when the housing boom hit.

    23. Re:TL;DR by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      what I need are engineers that can manage their own projects, use Revit, and manage one or two designers when project workload dictates. This is a skill level I had two years out of college, but we find people with 20 years that can't do all three.

      I don't know much about construction, but isn't Autocad the industry standard? Maybe you should drop the Revit requirement and replace it with "any 3D modeling tool", then train the guy on Revit over the course of a few months.

      On a related note, how would you interview someone to know whether they're able to manage a project or work with designers?

    24. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You Millennial are all alike. You want to be paid your full wages the very first day. In my time we worked for bread crumbs for five straight years just to prove we were good enough to sweep the floors. It was only after our managers begged and begged the boss for our raises that we ever saw even a penny more. And we liked it! And we said "Thank you". You know why? Because there were a million people pounding on the door for a chance to lick the floors clean every night, even it they didn't get paid.

      Right, but here's the kicker. Back in the good old days here in the United States, especially the 25 glorious years from 1948 to 1973, a job was much more of a long term investment than it is today. So after working your five years for low wages you would get your first raise and promotion. If you worked hard and were diligent you would hit your peak earning years right around middle age when the kids were starting high school and you needed the bigger house with the two car garage in the suburbs. Meanwhile your healthcare was taken care of, you had a good pension and by the time you reached retirement, having only ever worked at that one company, you could expect the gold watch or maybe even the Cadillac as you embarked on a 20 year vacation style retirement without ever having to worry about running out of money because of that nice pension. So yeah, that was worth putting in your time to get, but that's all gone now. The last generation to really experience that was the baby boomers and even some of them didn't quite make it. Generation X is on it's own and the Millennials are probably going to die working. Today people change jobs every few years. They're lucky to have a shitty 401k with high fees and low returns, if they have anything at all. Remember those 10%+ average yearly stock market gains because we sure don't. Meanwhile, health care is getting worse and worse. In fact, I hear that they're telling the iGen kids in elementary school today to prepare for jobs lasting 2 years or less or even gig work for their entire lives. That's a far cry from "putting in your time" like our grandparents did. The world has changed, but you old people are too ignorant to understand it. We're living it and compared to what we've got, you had a f***ing golden ticket. So don't tell us young people that we're lazy, because we'll just respond that you're selfish and greedy. Oh, and good job for crashing the economy in 2008 just as we were graduating from college with loads of student debt. We'll have to find a way to thank you for that, but we're a very creative generation so I'm sure that we'll figure something out.

    25. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for pointing that out, because he just made the parent's point. He wants somebody with overly specific skills and wants to pay them shit ("This is a skill level I had two years out of college..." means that it's so basic that it's nearly worthless).

    26. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a shortage, by and large, that the industries themselves have created

      Right here you've really cut to the heart of the issue. During the 2007-2013 recession, a crazy percentage of college graduates were virtually unemployable.

      Now we have 4-10 years of "lost generation" which should currently be in the labor market with 4-10 years more work experience than they currently have; but, they were all getting a graduate degree or working at Starbucks/Lyft/Uber all this time instead of getting valuable on-the-job experience.

      The labor market has now normalized and fresh college graduates can readily meet the demand for entry-level positions, but their needed labor supply (which would under normal conditions have years of experience and marketable skills by now) has been stagnating in the "surplus humans" gig-economy for nearly a decade.

      The economy is now super top-heavy with a surplus of senior-management-age people looking to hand over responsibility and there is nobody there for them to pass the torch to.

    27. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In asia it has always been like this....
      Why would your country be special?

    28. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Billyuns and billyuns knockin' at the door...

    29. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lessee, a hunderd years ago...1917...yep, Hollerith cards were still the Cats Pajamas

    30. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, as a small business owner, I have some insight here. (posted AC because truth hurts.)

      First off, "pay better wages" needs to consider where the money is coming from. Us business owners don't just have a bottomless well full of cash. The money comes from our customers. And we live in a world where customers expect everything for free or at the lowest possible price. It's really tough to make ends meet. Most months I make less money that my employees do. Just because my name is on the bank loan doesn't make me rich. I know that's not typical, but the fact is that four companies -- facebook, apple, google and amazon own about half the world's money supply. The rest of us just gotta make do with whatever we can.

      Second, far too many of my employees think they can just chat about a problem and decide what to do about it, then wait for someone else to do the work. I was perplexed by this until I noticed that's exactly how it works on TV. Watch how people "work" on TV. It's mostly a social environment where they just talk about things, then either a quick montage or commercial break and it's done. Here's the thing -- when we embed ourselves within a culture, like watching 30+ hours of TV every week, we tend to emulate that culture. I honestly can't find employees willing to actually get dirty and get a job done.

      No, these aren't tech jobs. This is a service job. Maintenance, repairs, grounds keeping. I also have creative jobs. Artwork, design, layout. It got so bad I fired everyone and put my kids to work (I can actually withhold their pay if they don't get things done. Just try that with a salaried employee...)

      What's happening is globalism coming home to roost. We're all competing with the Chinese and Indians now. And competition is a bitch. If you know anyone -- ANYONE -- who lives in China, India, Africa, Bangladesh, Brazil, etc... ask them if they've ever seen a "poor" American. By global standards, if you have shoes and the place you live has glass in the windows and a door, then you are NOT poor.

      Right now we Americans use 20% of global resources but we're only 5% of the world's population. This imbalance is in the process of re-adjusting. We have a choice. Will it be a peaceful change, or are we going to fight with the rest of the world? Remember, we're only 5%. But hey, they don't have to kill us. China has more kids in their gifted program than we have kids. Which brings me to the last point--

      Our education system sucks. It should be treated like a national defense issue. What's the point of having the strongest castle in the land if we just hand the keys over to a band of idiots? Why churn out more trained monkeys when there are no monkey jobs left? We need to be teaching creative problem solving skills, critical thinking skills, logic and debate (to see through the crap of those pesky things called elections.) We need science literacy. And it all starts with the teachers. Go talk to a few teachers. It should become clear soon enough, we need better, higher caliber people teaching our kids.

      What's that? Pay teachers more? We already spend more money on teacher salaries than we do on the operating budget for the entire military. Do the math -- for a class size of 20 students, 1% of the adult population has to be teaching. That's 3 million teachers. To pay them double the national average for income and also fund the schools and administration, we need to levy a 4% tax on all personal income in the country. Notice this plan is self-balancing, unlike the extremely flawed property tax for education.

      And, we all need to reduce our standard of living by about half. ALL of us, especially the 1% at the top. Hell, they need to reduce by 90%.
        Keynes predicted all this back in the 1930s. He said we should all be working about 15 hours a week by now. We've overshot and we're unbalanced. Let's not let the pendulum swing too far the other way.

    31. Re:TL;DR by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      I've seen companies hiring contractors for shit wages, with made-up skills. The contractors naturally suck at the job, that's why 80% of them are contractors in the first place. But nothing changes.

    32. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Revit allows systems to be designed with BIM, which is the industry standard for interoperability amongst contractors and subcontractors. BIM allows you to produce detailed information on delivery, cost and whether something matches the IBC. It doesn't help with the local mods to standards though. So you need it when starting the contract - for programmers, AutoCAD is like being able to do the programming, but Revit is like being able to program and be certified as a PMP.

  5. Alternative Title: by bobstreo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "US Employers struggle to find workers willing to be paid minimum wage, part time with no benefits."

    1. Re:Alternative Title: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Benefits are for closers

      First prize is you get benefits

      Anybody wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives

      Third prize is you're fired

  6. Drugs by ghoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The main reason companies are unable to fill low skill positions is that they have strict drug check programs where if marijuana is in your blood you are an automatic fail even if you smoked on the weekend and its legal in your state to smoke recreationally.
    Companies need to change their drug screening processes to match with the reality of American society where almost all poor people are doing drugs

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    1. Re:Drugs by jimmifett · · Score: 0, Troll

      Who wants to hire someone addicted to drugs? Who is very likely to go smoke more weed during a break, and become a liability. Perhaps the reason they are poor in the first place comes from bad money management from buying things like... drugs?

      No, I think i'll keep not hiring society's degernerates

    2. Re:Drugs by Bozzio · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't tell if you're kidding.

      I've been smoking marijuana on and off for almost 20 years now. I'm not addicted, and I've never been tempted to smoke during the work day or even the night before work. My clients have always been happy with my work and past clients even reach out to me asking me to come back (I'm a software contractor). I'm known for being reliable, quick thinking, creative, and productive.

      All that to say: Your idea of what smoking a bit of marijuana is outdated.

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    3. Re:Drugs by king+neckbeard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why do you equate "used marijuana within the last weeK" with "drug addict"? Are your opinions based on Reefer Madness?

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    4. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's no way to talk about our PM!

    5. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are federal requirements for government contractors.

    6. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was beer would you feel the same way? Are you old and have no direct experience with drug use? It's like a time warp happened during your post.

    7. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, look everyone, it's Bozzio, perpetually high Bozzio! Telling everyone he's [insert buzzwords] when he's the opposite of those things.

      We had to let him go because he kept coming to work stoned out of his mind, but he's clearly not learned a thing.

    8. Re:Drugs by mysidia · · Score: 2

      is that they have strict drug check programs where if marijuana is in your blood you are an automatic fail

      Required policy mandated by their workers' comp. insurance carrier. Not companies' choice. I think that's typically where these policies come from..... we had no drug testing for many years, until we became a slightly larger company, and were required by the state to provide workers comp, and the insurers mandated that we put the testing in place as part of the requirements for us to be insured. They also had some other requirements they imposed like regular inspections and monthly safety meetings for everyone even office workers (low-risk jobs), that we always leave laughing about, because they have to cover and quiz us on specific topics chosen by the insurer, and it's all stupid shit that high-school students should answer correctly.

    9. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Why do you equate "used marijuana within the last weeK" with "drug addict"?

      Busses in Silicon Valley have billboards with a picture of a young man with smoke around his head and his eyes unfocused. Tagline: "It's called being 'wasted' for a reason."

    10. Re:Drugs by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      I've worked a variety of jobs since I was 16, from smoothie shop cashier, chocolate shop cashier, movie theater projectionist, office temping, SEO marketer, and for the last decade variety of software development roles, only one of the SEO marketer (did this at two companies) jobs asked me to do a piss test. I worked in a "at will" state meaning either employer or employee could cancel the work agreement at any time for any reason. Might be more difficult in a union-heavy state like in the rust belt.

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    11. Re:Drugs by Bozzio · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How is it a contradiction? I've been smoking "on and off." I've gone several consecutive *years* where I haven't smoked. I also never have any difficulty stopping (in fact, stopping is easier than starting as it's hard to find where I live).

      None of that sounds like addiction to me. Maybe we have different definitions of addiction.

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    12. Re: Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Congrats, dumbest shit I've read all day

    13. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't hire anyone at all. Pulling your head out of your asshole is a 1-man job and you're barely qualified. Perhaps the reason your grammar and composition is so poor is because you're uneducated?

      No, I think most people who read your infantile babydick shit knows you're just a dumb cunt - and they realize they'd NEED to be on drugs just to stand your personality for any length of time.

      You're obviously one of society's degenerates.

    14. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then the Feds better plan to keep buying those $600 hammers.

      Stupid policies have consequences.

    15. Re:Drugs by gnick · · Score: 1

      Had you said "I smoked MJ 20 years ago and not since" then you can say you're not addicted.

      Bull shit. Is somebody who has had a drink a month for the last 20 years an alcoholic?

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    16. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My wife's work receives federal funding (its a non profit org) and a condition of that is that they have zero drug tolerance as mandated by the federal government. If someone comes to work and is suspected of being drunk or even hungover they can be taken for a UA immediately. If they come back with any level of alcohol then they are fired on the spot. This applies to all drugs and even medications. If the med says "do not operate machinery or vehicles while taking" then you have to take time off till you are not on said medication.

    17. Re:Drugs by king+neckbeard · · Score: 5, Funny

      Okay...last time I checked, bus adverts were not a particularly reliable source of information.

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    18. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I've been writing with pencils off and on for 40 years. I guess I'm addicted to pencils and writing".

      The logical failure here is so obvious, it should've taken just a few seconds of thought to realize it.

      The hilarious point isn't that this was written but that someone actually modded it up. Think about what you're modding up a little more, please.

    19. Re:Drugs by gnick · · Score: 1

      Who wants to hire someone addicted to drugs?

      Smoking weed on the weekend does not make a person a drug addict. Having a drink over the weekend doesn't make a person an alcoholic.

      Who is very likely to go smoke more weed during a break, and become a liability.

      What the fuck makes you think that a marijuana user is automatically "very likely" to smoke weed on his break? Again, if somebody has a drink over the weekend, are they "very likely" to also drink at their desk?

      Perhaps the reason they are poor in the first place comes from bad money management from buying things like... drugs?

      This is a little dated, but in 2014 Americans spent $374B on prescriptions. Our country must be full of idiots.

      No, I think i'll keep not hiring society's degernerates

      You are fucking clueless. Is this part of Sessions' "Good people don't smoke marijuana" garbage? Reefer Madness was bullshit brother.

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    20. Re:Drugs by PPH · · Score: 1

      Who wants to hire someone addicted to drugs?

      I'd like to hire people who don't drink. And fire the ones that do.

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    21. Re:Drugs by alvinrod · · Score: 2

      That's idiotic. That's about the same as saying that anyone who claims to have been drinking for 20 years is an alcoholic. Clearly we know that's not true and there are plenty of people who only drink occasionally and in small amounts.

    22. Re:Drugs by eth1 · · Score: 1

      I've been smoking marijuana on and off for almost 20 years now. I'm not addicted, and I've never been tempted to smoke during the work day or even the night before work. My clients have always been happy with my work and past clients even reach out to me asking me to come back (I'm a software contractor). I'm known for being reliable, quick thinking, creative, and productive.

      And yet, companies still hire tobacco smokers that waste gobs of time each day taking smoke breaks and drive up healthcare costs.

    23. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who wants to hire someone addicted to drugs? Who is very likely to go smoke more weed during a break, and become a liability. Perhaps the reason they are poor in the first place comes from bad money management from buying things like... drugs?

      No, I think i'll keep not hiring society's degernerates

      The marijuana user does not call in sick or abuse company medical benefits due to consuming too much weed, unlike a drunk.

      The marijuana user never has an urge to beat their wife or kids, unlike a drunk.

      The marijuana user will likely never get so fucked up as to make an idiot out of themselves in front of customers, or create a hazardous work environment, unlike a drunk.

      The marijuana user will not become a danger to society and kill innocent people every day by driving under the influence, unlike a drunk.

      And yet somehow you feel a marijuana user is more of a liability to a corporation than a raging army of "social drinkers" you happily employ and never screen for?

      You and your ignorant toxic opinion is what is truly fucking wrong with society as you continue to support alcohol.

    24. Re:Drugs by torkus · · Score: 1

      AC is just setting up silly straw man arguments and horribly flawed logic...either out of stupidity or a bad attempt to troll

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    25. Re:Drugs by torkus · · Score: 1

      It depends a lot where you live and what industry you're in. Corporate america, finance, etc. you can certainly expect to be drug tested in most places.

      I've been working since I was 15 and every job I've had except my first one (mom&pop camera store) drug tested. Several did background checks and my current does a full fingerprint scan and FBI criminal background check.

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    26. Re:Drugs by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Never the less, marijuana is hardly in the same category as methamphetamine or heroin. The whole "gateway drug" claim was debunked long ago. Pot isn't safer than alcohol, but it isn't that much worse.

      I don't smoke pot, and really don't drink much, mainly because both make me feel shitty in any quantity, and I figure now that I'm in my mid-40s, I can't really afford to sacrifice any more neurons in the noble cause of feeling good, but still, treating marijuana like some highly dangerous substance is absurd. It has its risks, but then again, so does eating potato chips.

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    27. Re:Drugs by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Wow, who knew I was addicted to turning the light off before I go to bed each night? And to using a spoon when I eat soup. And to going to work each work day morning. And to parking my car in my driveway. And to washing the dishes. And to paying my groceries instead of just walking out with them.

    28. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I've been smoking marijuana on and off for almost 20 years now. I'm not addicted,"

      That's a contradiction.

      Had you said "I smoked MJ 20 years ago and not since" then you can say you're not addicted.

      Please do the rest of us a favor and educate yourself on marijuana's capability to create addiction before making any more fucking idiotic comments.

      Either educate yourself, or have another drink or two. The faster ignorance drinks itself to death, the better.

    29. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are federal requirements for government contractors.

      So, ALL of those other non-federal companies in legalized states have suddenly changed their HR policies, and happily treat a marijuana user the same as someone who consumes alcohol?

      Yeah, I fucking thought so. Stop bullshitting.

    30. Re:Drugs by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to hire people who don't drink. And fire the ones that do.

      I don't care one bit whether people drink, do drugs, massage llamas, pray to invisible bearded men, or anything else as long as they do the work as good as or better than their peers.

    31. Re:Drugs by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Oh man, I want to eat hamburgers and pizza all the time. I go some weeks without it but then I want it again. Am I addicted?

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    32. Re:Drugs by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I've heard "more addictive than heroin/nicotine/crack" but I've never heard "more addictive than weed".

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      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    33. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait until they ban processed sugar, creimer. You're in for withdrawal of epic proportions when you can't get your 5000 calorie per day fix from real vegetables and fruit.

    34. Re:Drugs by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Just because you are not addicted doesn't mean that everyone is the same way.

      Lots of people can easily control their alcohol intake safely too. Yet there are still plenty of people who just can't stop drinking without help.

      Stop assuming you are the average on the curve in every topic and assume something's you can do that others struggle with.

      --
      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    35. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Just wait until they ban processed sugar, creimer.

      I don't eat processed sugar. I'm fine with a ban.

      You're in for withdrawal of epic proportions when you can't get your 5000 calorie per day fix from real vegetables and fruit.

      I'm on a low-carb diet of 150g per day and my daily calorie intake is 1,500 calories. Again, I'm fine with a ban on processed sugar.

    36. Re:Drugs by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Well, in all fairness, most companies also have prohibitions on being drunk on the job. If you test positive for alcohol, that would qualify you for dismissal, too. It's just that no one ever tests.

      --
      Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
    37. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that depends on the state. My experience is that the red states are far more concerned about this kind of thing than the blue ones. I'm not saying red is better than blue or vice-versa, just an observation. In Colo (as well as many other states), prior to legal weed, some companies would screen you during the interview process, but many wouldn't. That said, as the company size increased, the odds were better that you'd have to take (and pass) the test to gain employment at said company. Think large (multi-state at least) and the argument of "well, if we have to test in state x, then we have to test everywhere as that's unfair to the employees in state x", etc. Even then, it seemed to depend on who was doing the hiring and the "white-collarness" of the position. It sure seemed like people on the line got tested more frequently than the engineers.

      Now, since it's been legalized, it's created a conundrum for employees. AFAIK, there is currently no protection for someone who may test positive if the employer tests them for smoking something that is legal and fires them as a result. Some companies have adjusted (as long as you get your work done and play nice with others...) and others have not (it's illegal elsewhere...).

    38. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're addicted to shitposting on slashdot, which deprives your employer of far more productivity than someone who smokes a bit on weekends.

    39. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something tells me you don't do any hiring at all, sport.

    40. Re:Drugs by lactose99 · · Score: 1

      This is someone who's never smoked and is so hopped on propaganda that he'll never be bothered to understand.

      --
      Fully licensed blockchain psychiatrist
    41. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My base metabolic rate is 2100 calories and you weigh TWICE what I do. Fuck you and your bullshit.

    42. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      My base metabolic rate is 2100 calories and you weigh TWICE what I do.

      My MBR is 2500 calories and I'm eating 1000 calories less to lose weight.

      Fuck you and your bullshit.

      That would be what?

    43. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That would be what?"

      Everything you write here.

    44. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Everything you write here.

      You need to be more specific. I wrote 3,000+ comments this year.

    45. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just proved my point. Holy crap you're a fuckwit.

    46. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sound bitter, sweet tits

    47. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here creimer, for the ride back on the 25 tonight.
      https://www.thefusionmodel.com...

      You fit 28 of the 29. The one that doesn't fit is:

      You may have exceptional talent in areas like computing, music, art or design

      Yeah, no.

    48. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You fit 28 of the 29.

      I fit 1/3 of the items in Real Life. On Slashdot, I nail it perfectly. Shows you how good of a storyteller that I am.

    49. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird. I've read all the other stories you wrote in earnest, and they read like a brain-damaged eight year old stroke victim threw up on a keyboard at random, askance.

      Why would you give us your best work for free, when you gloat over coffee money in other circumstances?

    50. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Marijuana is illegal. Federal law applies to all states. There is no US state where using marijuana is legal.

      There are several states that have thrown away their redundant state laws that made it doubly-illegal. The state police don't enforce federal laws. But it is still illegal, and federal agencies can still bust you for it. So, any legitimate business has very good reason to refuse to deal with people who break the law.

      I agree that this law is stupid. Every justification for it is ridiculous. Marijuana should be legalized and taxed, just like tobacco. But until federal law is changed, it is illegal in every single US state.

    51. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My MBR is 2500 calories and I'm eating 1000 calories less to lose weight.

      On what do you base this claimed Base Metabolic Rate? NO calculation I've ever heard of or seen for a 5'10, 350 pound, 47 year old guy comes close to 2500. They're much closer to the 2950-3000 range. And the BMR does not include ANY activity - which you claim to get a lot of, being such an avid gym-goer.

      But by the way, how's that diet doing? You claimed 357 pounds the morning of August 4, so you should be at 353 or lower today, right? I mean, since you've found the foolproof way to drop a pound a week, and it's been 4 weeks? Have a setback, creimer?

    52. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm on a low-carb diet of 150g per day

      That's not a low-carb diet, creimer. If your only reference is some random SFGate article, that's not really a legitimate citation. Most "low-carb" diets will put you in the "under 75g/day" range as a start. Some much, much lower.

      and my daily calorie intake is 1,500 calories. Again, I'm fine with a ban on processed sugar.

      No, your daily sugar intake is probably about 1500 calories. Then there's about 3000 calories of fat, and 400 calories in protein, for that real balanced powerbar diet.

      Do you ever stop lying? Are you full of shit all the time?

    53. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      On what do you base this claimed Base Metabolic Rate?

      Calculator on the Internet. That was the number it gave me.

      I mean, since you've found the foolproof way to drop a pound a week, and it's been 4 weeks?

      I didn't found a foolproof way to lose weight. I plateaued out when I bounced back to 360 pounds for a few weeks. Looks like I need animal protein (i.e., hamburger) to lose weight. I'm eating hamburger to lose weight just as I was eating hamburger to gain weight ten years ago. Meh... I hate hamburger.

    54. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I gave you a perfectly fine smoothie recipe with hemp protein. If I thought you actually exercised, I'd have added CLA as a supplement.

      Why did you ignore my tried and tested recipe? I gave it to you for free, bro. I want to see you happier and fitter.

    55. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Are you full of shit all the time?

      I dropped two pounds this morning. I had to use the plunger. I now weigh 359 pounds.

    56. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Calculator on the Internet. That was the number it gave me."

      Did you select "human" and not "cactus"?

    57. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Did you select "human" and not "cactus"?

      Mineral.

    58. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Explains your density. Are you like a Horta?

    59. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Busses in Silicon Valley have billboards with a picture of a young man with smoke around his head and his eyes unfocused. Tagline: "It's called being 'wasted' for a reason."

      I've never in my life heard someone refer to being high or stone from using cannabis as "being wasted". In my experience, when someone says they're wasted they're referring to being drunk.

    60. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you never had it measured? Again you just go off on wild tangents with little to no facts, and expect results.

      You're going to die a fat broke loser, creimer.

    61. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh huh, so you gained three pounds... How many pairs of new pants did that require?

    62. Re: Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you gained two pounds in four weeks. Good show, creimer - you've really dialed in that eating plan. At this rate you'll be down to only 450 pounds by this time next year!

    63. Re: Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And debt-free, and owning the corporate ladder because he tricks people into buying his execrable ebooks!

    64. Re:Drugs by BadTuna · · Score: 1

      "Refer Madness" was not a documentary.

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      Your sig here!
    65. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice stoner myth. In reality I think you will find most people find marijuana irrelevant to their lives and don't partake even where legal.

    66. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Explains your density.

      It explains why I only take up one seat.

    67. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      In my experience, when someone says they're wasted they're referring to being drunk.

      People can smoke themselves to oblivion with a Cheech & Chong doobie that they have no clue what is going on around them.

      https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xrsbjjuDTzU/maxresdefault.jpg

    68. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The main reason companies are unable to fill low skill positions is that they have strict drug check programs where if marijuana is in your blood you are an automatic fail even if you smoked on the weekend and its legal in your state to smoke recreationally.
      Companies need to change their drug screening processes to match with the reality of American society where almost all poor people are doing drugs

      ...or, you know, you could stop acting like a criminal and just not do drugs.

    69. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't tell if you're kidding.

      I've been smoking marijuana on and off for almost 20 years now. I'm not addicted, and I've never been tempted to smoke during the work day or even the night before work. My clients have always been happy with my work and past clients even reach out to me asking me to come back (I'm a software contractor). I'm known for being reliable, quick thinking, creative, and productive.

      All that to say: Your idea of what smoking a bit of marijuana is outdated.

      If you've been doing it for 20 years, you're addicted.

    70. Re:Drugs by sfcat · · Score: 1

      I've been smoking marijuana on and off for almost 20 years now. I'm not addicted, and I've never been tempted to smoke during the work day or even the night before work. My clients have always been happy with my work and past clients even reach out to me asking me to come back (I'm a software contractor). I'm known for being reliable, quick thinking, creative, and productive.

      And yet, companies still hire tobacco smokers that waste gobs of time each day taking smoke breaks and drive up healthcare costs.

      Taxes on tobacco are so high that all the health care costs are covered already. In fact, we passed that milestone in 1983. Since then taxes on tobacco has gone up about 3x. So be careful what you wish for. If all smokers suddenly stopped tomorrow, you would probably owe several thousand dollars extra in local taxes to cover the shortfall.

      --
      "Those that start by burning books, will end by burning men."
    71. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't found a foolproof way to lose weight.

      And yet that's exactly what you've claimed - that you had perfected your system to lose a pound a week, and now it was going to be smooth sailing to your new, healthy self. Instead, you're revealed as the huckster fraud everybody called you, and you're entirely full of shit.

      Looks like I need animal protein (i.e., hamburger) to lose weight.

      Yes, because greasy hamburger is the only animal protein that exists. It's not like healthier options, such as chicken, turkey, salmon, tuna, and pork exist. Just keep on chowing down that ground beef, Babar.

      I'm eating hamburger to lose weight just as I was eating hamburger to gain weight ten years ago. Meh... I hate hamburger.

      Prediction: You will "lose weight" right back up to & beyond 375, because you have no idea how to structure a nutritious diet, and anybody who gives you advice is immediately labeled a troll, because of course, creimer knows best. It's been 48 years, and you haven't managed to achieve & maintain a healthy weight on your own - why would you change anything?

      I've told you before, scrap the bullshit power bars. Scrap the skinny lattes. Scrap the fucking pork rinds. If you want an automatic "reasonably healthy" diet, try the following:

      Step 1:
      1) Get a kitchen scale, measuring cups, and measuring spoons.
      2) Get a notebook and a pen.
      3) Literally *EVERYTHING* that goes into your gullet from now on gets measured (scale/cups/spoons), and logged in the notebook. Without an accurate audit of your current diet, you cannot know how far off you are from eating a decent amount of calories.

      Step 2:
      1) Ditch the processed food. Literally, throw it all away. This means you go through your kitchen, and throw away everything that doesn't have the same basic look & feel as when it was harvested from the ground/plant/tree, or butchered from the animal.
      2) Ditch everything white/whitish - all your carbs. Potatoes, bread, pasta, sugar, rice? Say goodbye. You no longer eat starch or sugar, you're going ketogenic, big boy.
      3) You now eat a primarily vegetable-based diet, with a solid side of protein & some healthy fats.

      Breakfast:
      - Couple eggs, some tomatoes, onions, and spinach. A little avocado or hummus or some olives.

      Lunch:
      - Green salad - lots of lettuce/spinach/greens, some tomato, some cucumber, some mushroom, 4 ounces or so of tuna, salmon, chicken, or some other lean protein.

      Dinner:
      - As much raw, steamed or grilled (no oil) fresh vegetables as you want. 4 ounces of lean protein, your choice.

      Snacks:
      - This is where you get your fruits. Make sure they're relatively low glycemic-index fresh fruits. Citrus fruits are generally pretty good.
      - Occasionally, you can have a tablespoon or two of hummus, or a half a cup of non-fat greek yogurt, or a small number (i.e. 10-20) nuts - walnuts, cashews, almonds, etc.

      Drinks:
      - Ice Water.
      - Unsweetened Black Coffee.
      - Unsweetened tea.

      Get enough sleep, drink TONS of water (a guy your size should be drinking ~1.25 gallons a day to stay hydrated, and keep yourself feeling full), and follow that plan, and I guarantee you will lose weight, your energy levels will stabilize, and after a few weeks of eating this way, you'll start to wonder why you ever spent 48 years eating the bullshit you eat today.

      Or, you know, don't follow this advice, and keep fucking your health up for the next few years left to you.

    72. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sound bitter, sweet tits

    73. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      creimer, use some imagination in your stupid comebacks. You're a published writer, after all.

    74. Re: Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instituted during the height of the Just Say No era, followed by mandatory minimum sentences and all the other shit that the WOSD brought us. But let's keep that one shall we?

    75. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that's legal in most states.

  7. Wait...wait, let me guess by H3lldr0p · · Score: 0

    those policies that are causing them to not hire people are largely based on federal and state regulations?

    Things like non-discrimination or minimum wages?

  8. So take HR out of the hiring process? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it sounds like the solution is to take HR out of the hiring process, at least until the very end when the candidate has already been found, vetted, and chosen to be hired.

    This doesn't surprise me. Regardless of the business type, the hands-on technical staff (software developers, accountants, bank tellers, construction workers, etc, etc) will always be able to do a better job than HR would at screening and vetting candidates.

  9. Ironically, economy not that great by HBI · · Score: 5, Interesting

    150-180k net jobs created per month is not good at all. 300k/month used to be the gold standard for robust growth. The anemic Obama economy got people used to this, but by pre-2008 standards, this is a mild recession right now.

    If the business were out there to justify it, people would be willing to pay higher salaries to lure in workers. The fact they aren't tells you the truth about what I said above - the economy is not that great.

    --
    HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
    1. Re:Ironically, economy not that great by Ryanrule · · Score: 0

      Go play in traffic troll

    2. Re:Ironically, economy not that great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THANKS OBAMA

    3. Re:Ironically, economy not that great by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It's not a recession until it's receeded. It has to go backwards, not forwards slowly.

    4. Re:Ironically, economy not that great by Luthair · · Score: 2

      Obama? Try Bush Jr - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    5. Re:Ironically, economy not that great by torkus · · Score: 1

      It's not a recession when you take a depression in comparison that they refused to label anything BUT a recession.

      Talk to joe q public and most people will tell you that our economy is not out of the deep end yet. They put the dow jones back on track and cemented up lots of big business interests but in the process gave them all excuses....erm reasons...for limiting wages, raises, and similar.

      Companies are far more focused on preserving their bank accounts and stock price than their employees making a fair wage.

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      You can get rich if you own a politician, but you have to be rich to buy one in the first place.
    6. Re:Ironically, economy not that great by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Please it started with Bush which is how Obama beat McCain in 2008.

      I do not want to get into politics but the economy is strong. In July we added almost 400K jobs and it has been growing since 2014. It is true if you have a highschool diploma and worked in a factory or coal mine you are screwed. But for us educated and skilled to semi skilled types there are jobs to gain. Not all companies want to pay what we are worth but you can ignore them and still be hired.

  10. Employers are full of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First, just read the summary.

    Back in '08 when the shit hit the fan, I was told, "Just get a job waiting tables! It'll show that you have gumption!!"

    So, I went to the local bar and grill who was looking for help and applied. Sorry, we need someone who has had at least 5 years of RECENT experience.

    The local landscaper (professional lawn mowing company) asked me, "Do you have experience in this line of work."
    Now, how to answer that. "Uh, how hard is it to mow lawns?!" or "No sir, I do not."

    Well, they are both wrong answers. (BTW, working beneath you skills ruins your career. All those folks who said, "Get a job flipping burgers to pay your mortgage!" were wrong. If you did that, you ruined your career. YOU ARE YOUR LAST JOB. And if that's flipping burgers, then you are a burger flipper - sorry Mr. BS CS. Been there - I know.)

    Tech is even more retarded. I once recommended this brilliant ENGINEER (BS ME - a REAL engineer) who had tons of experience with the company's technology.

    Nope. "Sorry, you don't fit in to our corporate culture."

    Kiss my fucking ass. EVERY company that says they cannot get qualified people are liars. Period.

    1. Re:Employers are full of shit. by Ryanrule · · Score: 2, Informative

      Learnt to lie.

    2. Re:Employers are full of shit. by ghoul · · Score: 1

      Matching with the culture is important. We have a no asshole rule. Even if an asshole is 100% more productive if he/she reduces the productivity of 5 other people on the team by 20% each its a wash on the productivity of the team and in addition you have made 50% of your awake hours more miserable.

      --
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    3. Re:Employers are full of shit. by Herkum01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The day after companies can effectively evaluate technical schools, they can evaluate company culture fit. Otherwise there is always one jerk at the table saying "I don't like him or personality" whenever they feel threatened.

    4. Re:Employers are full of shit. by Bright+Apollo · · Score: 1

      Mods, do your job and mark parent +1 insightful and fuckin' dead on true.

    5. Re:Employers are full of shit. by RottenJ · · Score: 1

      A Tyrion Lannister quote comes to mind: "Have you ever considered learning how to lie every now and then.."

      --
      "It's fun to obey the machine" - Ralph Wiggum
    6. Re:Employers are full of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to list every job you've ever had. Just list the relevant employment. For the gaps, list training you've been doing.

    7. Re:Employers are full of shit. by torkus · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. For every open position I've ever had available, I get at least a dozen or two really crappy resumes - AFTER being filtered by two different levels before I even see them.

      I know there's talent out there. I also know there's a huge amount of people who are pitifully under-qualified (or just lying) for the jobs they're applying for. There's also the people who don't care and expect every job to accommodate their individual quirks and blame 'the man' when they aren't hired. No, sorry, pink dreads are not going to be acceptable at a management meeting in this company and neither is that gauged septum piercing that goes with your forehead tattoo. Oh, and no you can't work from home 80% of the time in a hands-on position ... etc.

      I'm not in the habit of hiring clowns since I don't work for the circus. I wish more people would realize that.

      --
      You can get rich if you own a politician, but you have to be rich to buy one in the first place.
    8. Re:Employers are full of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (BTW, working beneath you skills ruins your career. All those folks who said, "Get a job flipping burgers to pay your mortgage!" were wrong. If you did that, you ruined your career. YOU ARE YOUR LAST JOB. And if that's flipping burgers, then you are a burger flipper - sorry Mr. BS CS. Been there - I know.)

      There is truth to that: one guy and I graduated with the same engineering degree at the same time and the market was bad in our area at the time. He took an IT job right away while I hunkered down and waiting it out for a few months until I found an opening in my field. 7 years later he's still in that IT job complaining about how engineering firms won't even look at him now unless he goes back for a Masters as he's been out of school so long not using his degree so it's assumed (probably rightly so to some degree) that his basic knowledge of the field has eroded. That and the stigma that if he really was any good he would have found a job in his field back then.

      It was the only time in my life that I'm glad to have stayed unemployed for a while instead of moving to a new job immediately. Paid off in spades.

    9. Re:Employers are full of shit. by phantomfive · · Score: 0

      I can't speak for how you are in person, but based on your post I would not want to work with you based on your charming personality. You come across as bitter and angry and not fun to work with, a drag on any team.

      In other words, they might be right: you don't fit in corporate culture. Cheer up! It'll make everything better.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    10. Re:Employers are full of shit. by hord · · Score: 1

      I took two years off because I was financially savvy enough and thought I could get back into tech easily since I have a pretty large skill set. I haven't even gotten a single interview this year for a developer position. Live your dreams but make sure you get to work first. That's the american way.

    11. Re:Employers are full of shit. by hord · · Score: 1

      You will have to explain gaps and those explanations will destroy your chances because people will use it to judge your character. Why would a professional making $150k flip burgers? I've been in a hiring meeting where we actually asked this question.

    12. Re:Employers are full of shit. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      The day after companies can effectively evaluate technical schools, they can evaluate company culture fit. Otherwise there is always one jerk at the table saying "I don't like him or personality" whenever they feel threatened.

      It can take quite a while to find that someone's technical work isn't up to standards. But you can usually tell within a week that they're an asshole. Why stick with a problem that you know can't be solved? Next week you might, after some training, be a better coder or technical writer. But if you're an asshole, you're still going to be an asshole next week. The quickest way to chase away your good people is to ask them to put up with an asshole. And just like you, whether or not you'll admit it, everyone else can spot an asshole more or less instantly. Why would you want to work for someone who thinks that hiring a non-stop religious proselytizer, or raving SJW, or loud few chewer, or non-stop backstabber is a good thing to do?

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    13. Re:Employers are full of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were any good, then you would be working. It's your own fault that you're an unemployable turd.

    14. Re: Employers are full of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So who's the asshole that enforces the no-asshole rule?

    15. Re: Employers are full of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just so EXCITED to join your stellar team and change the world and make it a better place! I dream in code and blue skies and I want to make these dreams a reality by joining your team on this revolutionary journey of making the world a better place!

      Just so excited!

    16. Re:Employers are full of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and no. For every open position I've ever had available, I get at least a dozen or two really crappy resumes - AFTER being filtered by two different levels before I even see them.

      Ah, so you are using Applicant tracking software and HR. And you still expect good applicants to make it through? E.g., very qualified people that might not match your exact job description and hence are filtered out? Are you sure that you don't work for the circus?

    17. Re: Employers are full of shit. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I mean, at least act like you don't hate me. And don't act like you're full of spite for the world. Which, realistically I don't blame you if you are.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    18. Re:Employers are full of shit. by chihowa · · Score: 1

      ...AFTER being filtered by two different levels before I even see them.

      Likely, your filtering system doesn't work. I've been on both sides of this and the number of really good resumes that don't make it through the horrible abortion that is HR is astounding. Bullshit seems to flow freely through them, but they do not know how to recognize a candidate that would be a great fit for a technical position because they fundamentally don't understand what technical people do.

      Someone else here had previously pointed out that they all went to party schools and majored in socialization. The best they can do at evaluating technical resumes is word-for-word typo-for-typo term matching.

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    19. Re:Employers are full of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off. Expecting people to remain positively upbeat and chirpy no matter how many ridiculous rejection letters/emails they get from shortsighted employers when their ability to support themselves is on the line is completely unreasonable.

    20. Re:Employers are full of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait. No assholes? You mean SJWs

      *dramatic pause*

      You're hiring?

    21. Re:Employers are full of shit. by rthille · · Score: 1

      Before my most recent job, I got laid off and had savings, didn't feel like working. So I took a year off and helped my girlfriend spin up a new business. After my year was up, I interviewed at a local company that seemed like a good fit, and despite totally biffing one technical question (at the time I couldn't see a better than n^2 solution though went home and coded up a linear one) I got the job. So, despite being a highly paid engineer, they seemed ok with the fact that I spent a year as an unpaid "shopgirl".

      But yeah, anecdotes aren't data.

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    22. Re:Employers are full of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working out those numbers... Suppose workers A, B, C, D, & E each make 100 widgets a week, for a total of 500 widgets a week. Asshole Z is hired who is 100% percent more productive, i.e. he makes 200 widgets per week. 500-20%=400, so total output of A, B, C, D, E, & Z is 400+200=600 widgets per week.

      Therefore productivity is equal to having an additional average employee, but with more stress for the other 5.

      OTOH, "culture" might well be another word for bigotry. Suppose Z was not an asshole, but had a different skin pigment from A, B, C, D, & E who all detested Z, who was simultaneously making them look bad. So A, B, C, D, & E in effect for a micro-union slacking off until Z is fired.

    23. Re: Employers are full of shit. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      So who's the asshole that enforces the no-asshole rule?

      What? Not putting up with assholes is the reasonable action. NOT enforcing the no-asshole rule is the assholish thing to do. Why would all of other employees consider the person who fires the asshole to be an asshole?

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    24. Re:Employers are full of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learnt to lie.

      That is just a short step from "Learn to steal". With ransomware's great success rate of 3%, $400 per instance on average for individuals, $10,000 per company, and malware suites going for between $1,200 and $15,000 any person on slashdot would easily be able to infect enough machines that they could retire to a non-extradition country within two or three months.

      Ethics doesn't do well with on a sliding scale. The distribution is binomial. Most people slide into one of two buckets: get everything I can damn the cost to others, or honest, good people. Too bad the latter almost always loses to the former.

  11. How 'bou dah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Match someone competent to the POTUS?

  12. ECO101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Micro Economics deals with supply and demand, curves, and not sexy ones. Cut to chase: PAY MORE! Mnuchin agrees, and he promises he won't steal your house. For now!

    TRUMP powa!

  13. It's No Policies, It's Wages by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You don't see companies raising wages to attract the employees need because for the most part (i.e. not the multinationals hiring h1b's, but the majority of companies who employ the majority of people and are small-mid size) they can't.

    We live in a debt-based economic system with inflation at a rate of about 2.5% annually, runaway government spending and about 65-75% taxation by the time cash makes its way from a client to an employee. Meanwhile, the government will spend what it expects things to be valued at, ironically increasing with inflation, not solely but functionally equivalent given the magnitudes of figures involved in each case, to the huge multinational corporations, who then buy from smaller corporations in many cases. It's trickle-down-corporate-economics and it works no better than the individual version: the government pays the banks and megacorps, they pay the large-not-multinational companies, they pay the midsized companies and the small companies are mostly paid by the individual consumers.

    At each step along the way there's a time delay for prices to adjust where the guy at the top (from the government down) charges more for services, until the next guy down can no longer handle the burden and raises costs on their customers, and so on. The entire system runs in that cyclical nature wherein division of resources moves continually toward government. People blame the megacorps but the truth is they're only the highest ranking slaves.

    1. Re:It's No Policies, It's Wages by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Ok but then they should admit that they can no longer participate in a fair market with their business plan rather than whine about not being able to find people.

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    2. Re:It's No Policies, It's Wages by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      How would that be in their self interest? If they say "I can't cut it" all their clients leave (be they government or larger businesses.) If they say "the labor pool is shit" then the politicians find a way to get more cheap labor.

    3. Re:It's No Policies, It's Wages by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps the leaders of the company are actually sharp and do what they are supposed to be there to do and think of a way to create profit again. Honestly, I suspect part of the problem is that too many 'business leaders' have the knowledge to read a spreadsheet but no actual creative drive that it actually takes to grow a company.

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    4. Re:It's No Policies, It's Wages by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Creativity is for innovation. Tenacity and sociopathy are for growth.

  14. Economics 101 by sphealey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Economics 101 says a labor shortage is not possible - employers need only raise offered wages until all positions are filled. What went wrong? Econ 101 explanations seem to be highly satisfactory when the job market is on the way down (in a recession for example).

    1. Re:Economics 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's what I was thinking.

      . But he says if that were the main problem, you would see wages rising more rapidly in the economy -- and that's not the case in many industries.

      Unless of course the main problem is that the cheap bastards refuse to raise wages.

    2. Re:Economics 101 by virtig01 · · Score: 1

      Economics defines things in two time frames: short-term and long-term. Over the long-term, labor markets will reach equilibrium. In the short-term, there can certainly be labor shortages, such as when the number of jobs exceeds the working-age population.

      In the short term, if an employer is unwilling to pay what the market demands, then it's not really a job opening in any realistic sense. If their marginal cost (paying the new worker) exceeds their marginal benefit (output of the new worker), then the job listing will be deleted. If not, the wage needs to increase.

    3. Re:Economics 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's possible to have a labour shortage and unemployment at the same time if the wage that an employer can offer is not enough to attract staff, but they can't make a profit from workers if they pay them enough to tempt them to work.

    4. Re:Economics 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While modded funny, OP actually proves the point of the article.

      If Economics 101 isn't working something else must be horribly broken.

      I'll give you a hint, Economics 101 suggests that people are rational actors. How many rational actors have you met? Get to Economics 401 and they teach you about how, in various situations, people behave irrationally. Much of today's hiring and firing is right up there on the looney toons scale. Plenty of other posts are detailing the ways.

    5. Re:Economics 101 by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Ultimately, the problem is margin compression; there often isn't any money left to actually pay more. Price of good or service is fixed by the market. Beyond a certain point it doesn't make sense to hire people that won't generate any profit.

      My industry used to have gross margins around 50%, which supported a net profit of about 15%. A key piece of software goes from being 1% of revenue to 2%, due to changes in licensing, bundling, and price. That drops net profit by about 7%. Rent goes up from 4% of revenue to 6%... employer healthcare contribution up by 12% means 3.5% of revenue is now 4% of revenue.

      So, employer either needs to find ways to lower costs, or ultimately go out of business-- until there is more pricing elasticity. That point is generally 2-3 years delayed.

  15. paying people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to sell your burger for 1.00 and you want to employ someone @ 12.00 an hour you must be in a market where you can sell more the 12 burgers an hour during the times your employees are willing to work for that wage.

      If you raise your wage to 20.00 you now need to sell 20 burgers.

    If few people are willing to work for 12 and you can't sell 20 burgers per hour at the current price you can be pretty sure raising the price will not increase sales. So unless you can sell 12 burgers an hour at 1.90 what do you do, work with what you have and look for people who are willing to sell their labor for the amount the market can demand.

    1. Re:paying people. by Bozzio · · Score: 2

      Or start streaming burgers digitally to reduce overhead.

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    2. Re:paying people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except that if everyone in the area that used to be unemployed or earning $8 is now earning $12 an hour, they can buy an awful lot more burgers or afford to pay more than $1.00 per burger.

      There are limits, of course. Pay everyone $500 an hour and soon a single gallon of gas will cost $75 and a cheap single family home will cost 20 million.

      But a lot of the objections to raising wages act as though employees take the extra money each week and light it on fire. In fact, they save or spend it, which feeds right into the local economy. You can argue that the contribution back into the local economy doesn't offset the money lost paying the higher wages. It's a complex problem. But you can't assume that the extra money vanishes in thin air.

      ...and while I'm on the rampage here, I'll point out that on the bottom end of wage earners are people that qualify for food stamps, rental assistance, housing assistance, and Medicaid. An argument often made - because it's true - is that companies paying near minimum wage effectively have their business models subsidized by the taxpayers. So if that person starts earning $12 an hour instead of $8, maybe they'll stop needing food stamps.

    3. Re:paying people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if everyone in the area that used to be unemployed or earning $8 is now earning $12 an hour, they can buy an awful lot more burgers or afford to pay more than $1.00 per burger.

      No, they won't, because:

      if that person starts earning $12 an hour instead of $8, maybe they'll stop needing food stamps.

      And it isn't just food stamps, as you pointed out. It's also rental assistance, housing assistance, and Medicaid. And that's fine; lt's good to reduce dependence on government handouts. But it definitely does not mean the can buy more or expensive hamburgers.

    4. Re:paying people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can have some of both - some people take the extra money but contribute less to the local economy because the money just reduces their need for social services. But others will be able to spend more.

  16. Just doing the needful. by MrSavage · · Score: 1

    The companies responded to this article: We are just doing the needful. Please come again.

  17. "Chamberlain says that with unemployment so low.." by BlueStrat · · Score: 2

    Chamberlain says that with unemployment so low...

    Yup, that's where I stopped reading.

    This person is not dealing in reality.

    I can come up with my own random hypotheticals and 'what-ifs' so I don't need to hear about his, thanks all the same.

    Strat

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  18. Now Hiring! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    B-2 Assembly Technician
    9825/yr
    Benefits: Unpaid overtime, 50% discount on on-site parking, Non-Flexible Work Schedule
    Minimum Entry Requirements: 6 years experience with our proprietary hardware, BAs in Electrical and Mechanical Engineering, clean drug-test, no family history of union representation.
    Must submit to full background and security clearance check.
    Only open to non-residents.

    1. Re:Now Hiring! by Matt · · Score: 1

      Must submit to full background and security clearance check.

      No, those usually require already having a Top Secret security clearance, with special compartmentalization authorization for that proprietary hardware.

      Also that non-flexible work schedule is probably graveyard shift.

    2. Re:Now Hiring! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, in my experience, non-flexible schedules mean you're getting a horrible mix. Maybe 2 graveyard shifts, one noon-to-8, a morning shift, and one more that changes every other week to fill in holes.

    3. Re:Now Hiring! by tsqr · · Score: 1

      Must submit to full background and security clearance check.
      Only open to non-residents.

      Those two requirements taken together guarantee that no person alive can qualify.

    4. Re:Now Hiring! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they don't. Rent a place in Guam or Puerto Rico with 50 other programmers. Never go there to live. You are now a programmer, have never travelled to a hostile country, and are non-resident. If you rent your current residence no one can prove that you aren't in the other country.

  19. Profits, and media BS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows this is about profits, Monthly.. Quarterly.. The bottom-line is the metric here. Always has been!

    Pressure from Wall Street or not, if there are job openings, and skilled talent isn't an issue, it's going to be the opening pay. Or lack thereof.
    Seldom has it been location, but there are some talent drought hot spots in the west and mid-west.
    Wyoming, Montana come to mind for a few skilled trade jobs I heard about on NPR... Need welders somewhere in there.

    And sorry HR, but $10-12 for entry level just doesn't cut it anymore. Even to 'train on the job' at that pay level is almost insulting.

    As for 'tech jobs', if that's even a sane discussion at this point.... It's entirely market, sector, and even Global competition to a point.

    - You won't hire US workers? Opting for H1B's with 15 years of RUST experience on Enterprise platforms? It doesn't exist ... But we've certainly see the experience demands in those position offerings. Utter BS to NOT fill the position by choice.

    - Or better still, you've outsourced your whole IT support dept, keeping a few local staff to keep the gears in motion. Congratulation! I'm never doing business with you again, and about to spread the word!
    I can be US-centric on this topic. IT IS A CHOICE!

    We know where all the bullshit comes from. It's profits above all. If entry level, or skilled, or even tech can be filled at the pay companies are offering, it's their ball! They can sit on unfilled positions for all long as market and sector growth and competition at the local, regional, national level allow.
    The Government sure as shit isn't going to 'force them' to hire!

    And if anyone says this has anything to do with Trump? Congratulations! You've just outed yourself as a complete and utter fucking idiot!

  20. Did anyone read the article? by StevenMaurer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I pop in here to the comment section, and read a bunch of people angrily talking about how there really not being an job opening problem, just that "employers are full of shit".

    Here's the thing. That's what the article says. Let me be helpful to you, and quote it:

    Part of the hiring problem, Chamberlain says, lies in company hiring policies.

    Peter Cappelli, a professor at the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School, agrees. He says one problem is that companies are posting openings with required qualifications that aren't really necessary for the job.

    "They're just asking for the moon, and not expecting to pay very much for it," Cappelli says. "And as a result they [can't] find those people. Now that [doesn't] mean there was nobody to do the job; it just [means] that there was nobody at the price they were willing to pay."

    Come on people! Read!

    1. Re:Did anyone read the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea. I still read that as Employers are full of shit.

      Unrealistic expectations for an employment position, job vs. pay, is still bullshit.

      That they have myopia for what they're offering, is NOT THE PUBLIC'S FAULT, nor the audience here at /. , and it most certainly is THERE PROBLEM.

      But thanks for re-stating the article.

    2. Re:Did anyone read the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You expect slashdotters to read the article? NOW who's asking for the moon?

    3. Re:Did anyone read the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on people! Read!

      You're new here, aren't you?

    4. Re:Did anyone read the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, still full of shit. When I was unemployed, I kept seeing the same job openings pop up over and over. They're probably still open. Every time, the sticking point is that they were looking for someone who already had experience doing that exact job. These were only mid-level positions, but in very specialized areas. So unless you were well-versed in a specific obscure (and not publicly accessible) standard or had extensive experience developing satellite hardware, your resume went straight into the trash. Now, someone in a related area could probably get up to speed in a month or so (the company reps even admitted as much), but they had no interest in training anyone. Instead, they just left these openings unfilled for years.

      Obviously, there wasn't an urgent need. There probably wasn't any need, they were just looking to poach people from their competitors or the government. The vast majority of positions advertised would either go unfilled indefinitely or just get canceled without being filled. The rest probably went to internal candidates or people who were already employed but were looking to change companies due to location or money.

      There are probably a few legitimate job openings out there, but you'll never find them by browsing the listings on the big job boards or even the company sites, there's just too much noise. You need someone on the inside who knows the company's needs and can advocate for you. Even a company recruiter can be enough to get fast tracked if you make regular contact. Otherwise, you're stuck wading through shit.

    5. Re:Did anyone read the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BA/BS degrees are required for all IT job listings I see these days. It never stopped me from applying for and getting hired for these jobs (no degrees, 24 years of IT experience, more expired certs than most ever get in their career). It does scare off a lot of folks who don't think they qualify to apply.

    6. Re:Did anyone read the article? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of positions advertised would either go unfilled indefinitely or just get canceled without being filled.

      Or would be used as proof that, "Gosh, we just can't find anybody with the necessary skills, which is why we need H1bs..."

    7. Re:Did anyone read the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of these positions required US citizenship, so it definitely wasn't that. Probably happens a lot in other sectors though.

    8. Re:Did anyone read the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should have been in the summary. As pointed out elsewhere, this is /., where nobody reads the articles and the editors don't actually edit.

    9. Re:Did anyone read the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just silly requirements. It's: use our silly job application system that is different from everyone else's and will suck 5 hours of your life.

      There needs to be open standards for job applications.

    10. Re:Did anyone read the article? by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      You're complaining that people are agreeing with TFA??

    11. Re:Did anyone read the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on people! Read!

      You must be new here.

  21. What? by wyHunter · · Score: 2

    You don't want to move 1000 miles to deliver pizza? For less than minimum wage? I'm shocked, just shocked I say.

    1. Re:What? by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Here in Dallas, a lot of restaurants (especially the trendy ones) are having more and more trouble finding people willing to work as cooks, waiters, busboys, etc. Why? Because the trendy restaurants located themselves on the trendy toll roads... a lot of these positions pay minimum wage yet cost $5 just to drive to.

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  22. I like the way it was done overseas by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 5, Insightful

    when I was young. The gov't placed you in a job, and paid for your training/education, and the company got a tax break until you were up to snuff. Kept unemployment low, and people happy.
    I don't see why this can't be done here.

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    1. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      when I was young. The gov't placed you in a job, and paid for your training/education, and the company got a tax break until you were up to snuff. Kept unemployment low, and people happy. I don't see why this can't be done here.

      Because that isn't the limited, enumerated responsibility of the government, especially the US Federal government.

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    2. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, that is the crappiest response to a worthwhile idea I've seen , short of trolling, in weeks.

    3. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason we have roads, is... because at some point after WW2, the federal government stepped in and said ``this is now a federal issue, we're building them, and we're making everyone pay for it... for everyone's good''... so stuff like healthcare, education, etc., stuff that's "for the public good" aren't necessarily out of the range of US government's radar.

      Now, perhaps granting a few-years of tax break for hiring a recent college grad would be an "overall good" for everyone? (something like a 5-year depreciation schedule on all new graduates---e.g. first year out of school, corp pays 0% employee related benefits, 2nd year out of school corp pays 20%, etc., until 5-years out of school, corp pays full taxes for the employee). That would stimulate corps to hire recent graduates... and by the time the benefit runs out, folks should have "some experience" (and unless they're terrible at what they do, they should be employable).

    4. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are times when I think the fact that the U.S. was the only major country in WWII not to have its government burned to the ground, and get a modern constitution in the aftermath, is precisely the thing that will wind up killing us all.

    5. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not? Beats drowning in a stagnant economy.

    6. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Wait, are you treating that living document as a legal document? What's next? You gonna think that the Government has the domain over tariffs and border protection?

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    7. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are times when I think the fact that the U.S. was the only major country in WWII not to have its government burned to the ground, and get a modern constitution in the aftermath, is precisely the thing that will wind up killing us all.

      Did you ever think it was the very nature of our constitution that put us in a position to not be the only major country in WWII not to have its government burned to the ground? Rights rooted in freedom and liberty are timeless and never require updating, only honest and plain language interpretation.

      Liberals don't want freedom because they want to be coddled and cared for by government funded through the labor and resources of their neighbor. If you don't like the freedom and liberty this country was founded on and is supposed to provide, you should really consider moving to a country that adheres to the more "modern" constitution that you would prefer.

      By the way, there's absolutely nothing modern about tyranny. However, a constitution based on individual freedom and liberty is brand spanking new (relatively) and unique, and the prosperity we once had proved it was superior to all else. Freedom has that effect.

    8. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They sent me away to teach me how to be sensible, logical, oh responsible, practical."

      Maybe we're just never happy. More government, no government.

    9. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Because most people who risk everything they have to start and run a business don't like the idea of the government telling them who they have to hire.

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    10. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by careysub · · Score: 1

      That and a whole bunch of water on both sides, and no competition in the entire Western Hemisphere.

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    11. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by careysub · · Score: 1

      He may have to conclude that the Air Force must be abolished forthwith, as only an Army and a Navy are specified in the Constitution. If we are strict originalists clearly any power not granted in the Constitution does not exist. Creating an Air Force must require a Constitutional amendment.

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    12. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Neither is social security or a standing army. The government is whatever we want it to be. If enough Americans want the government to act to ensure a high standard of living then that is what it should do.

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    13. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the dude was talking about Soviet Russia.
      You know why the libtards hate Russia so much? Because it stopped being Soviet!

    14. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you ever think it was the very nature of our constitution that put us in a position to not be the only major country in WWII not to have its government burned to the ground? Rights rooted in freedom and liberty are timeless and never require updating, only honest and plain language interpretation.

      The USA didn't get those rights until recently. In order to get them, there were complaints about a slave pen being near the "Land of the Free" White House, the Dred Scott decision, a civil war, followed by strong opposition for blacks to vote (cause they just wanted to end slavery rather than letting them get power), followed by Jim Crow style laws that were still active in WWII, refusal to deploy African-American pilots because the Tuskegee Airmen could not use complex machinery, voter literacy tests which were regular newspapers given to white people and chinese newspapers given to african-americans, a vietnam war draft on african-americans yet still a strong refusal to give them full priviliges, civil forfeiture of cars driven by african-americans, and so on.

      If the USA actually followed that concept of freedom, it would have enshrined it right away rather than having a continuous history of being idiotic.

      Compare this to an adjacent country, such as Canada. In this country, the government undermined slavery (by requiring them to be sent to a correctional house, of which there weren't any) before the United Kingdom outlawed it, and has not built up a history of long-term racial discrimination.

      Liberals don't want freedom because they want to be coddled and cared for by government funded through the labor and resources of their neighbor.

      That's facism, not liberalism. You'd recognize that if you didn't stick with boring rhetoric.

    15. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enumerated --- like blojobbing biz-nazis ? Never stopped the Gub'mnt before.

    16. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when I was young. The gov't placed you in a job, and paid for your training/education, and the company got a tax break until you were up to snuff. Kept unemployment low, and people happy.
      I don't see why this can't be done here.

      ... placed you in a job, and paid for your training/education ...

      At the start, the government was the first employer: The competent people moved into private enterprise and the incompetent stayed, running the government.

      Then the government used the model you mentioned: The result was journeymen sitting on welfare. Businesses with excess employees could afford to train more unwanted employees. Or, by the time the apprenticeship was finished, the labour market had found other ways to meet demand.

      Then businesses downsized and employees multi-skilled: There was no time and no money to train new recruits in five different job-roles. Also, some industries moved to the contractor/gig economy, where they could demand even more experienced employees for a job.

      Finally, wages stagnated, reducing the ability of the labour market to meet demand.

      Government, quite rightly, doesn't want the job of universal employer. Alas, as long as businesses can make unreasonable demands, people on welfare, particularly the younger generation who see bosses as equals, will never have a job.

      The 'How to be a good employee' training that welfare recipients in my state must undertake, doesn't increase the years of experience held by the trainee; so it achieves nothing. The government is once again paying for training that is ineffectual.

    17. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Neither is social security or a standing army.

      The Feds are mandated for defense, so I think that one will pass muster.

      I seriously have doubts the feds should be in the Social Security game....I don't think that was actually constitutional myself on a federal level.

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    18. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by superwiz · · Score: 1

      I was being sarcastic, as you may have guessed. To your point though, why wouldn't there be a Constitutional amendment authorizing other branches of armed forces? Would any state really object to it?

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    19. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The job of the US Federal government is to perform their duty to promote the security and general welfare of the country. When there is a shortage of a critical skill inside of the country we place ourselves at higher risk for foreign intervention.
      Imagine for a minute the results of an attempt at embargo of India to get their government to drop a new weapons technology capable of destroying our country or facilities. The outsourcing companies stop providing service, our companies cease to be able to find talent within a fiscal reporting year, stock markets and taxable corporate revenue drop, and the embargo ends up costing us as much as them. At this point military force is no longer an option, because we can't afford it.
      That's why you have local talent, and training. Not a dovish liberal policy, but a hawkish conservative policy.

  23. Re:Warning: May cause triggering by danbert8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    My HR department is about a 50-50 split between men and women. And they are all equally useless...

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  24. Re:Warning: May cause triggering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfounded and dumb. You're dumb :)

  25. US Employers Struggle To Find Purple Squirrels. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    US employers struggle to find purple squirrels.

    And they refuse to acknowledge that a red squirrel and a blur squirrel can, on average, do the same job.

    1. Re:US Employers Struggle To Find Purple Squirrels. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That joke was runed by a typo.

    2. Re:US Employers Struggle To Find Purple Squirrels. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A running squirrel looks like a blur.

    3. Re:US Employers Struggle To Find Purple Squirrels. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they refuse to acknowledge that a red squirrel and a blur squirrel can, on average, do the same job.

      That's because we have years of experience watching Congresspeople incapable of doing their jobs.

  26. End the welfare state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also make it illegal to camp anywhere that isn't a campsite.

    You're welcome.

  27. Not only wages, but real estate by enjar · · Score: 1

    Outside of the "usual suspect" metro areas, a lot of the country is still in a condition where home values are still recovering from the recession, so people are less inclined to move unless the company wanting to hire can make that problem go away. Right now if I had to sell my house I'd likely not only lose money versus what I paid for it, but then have to pay the realtor's commission on top of it, then have no great amount of equity to use as a down payment on another place, and then there's the cost of the move itself. Sure, I could rent, but with kids I want to get them into school and keep them in the same school. Also, if a job is in one of the metro areas that largely ignored the recession, it's an extra steep climb coming from an area that took the recession hard.

    In the past when employers were looking to fill a position, they would often offer relocation assistance in some form -- signing bonus, paying for a realtor's fees, paying for a move, etc. I don't see those offers listed any more, they seem to want local-only unicorn candidates who will work for wages offered 10 years ago.

  28. information asymmetry problem by FeelGood314 · · Score: 2

    Information has a cost and this is the main reason today for unemployment. This is similar to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... .
    I want to hire some one to do X. I want to pay the minimum possible but still get a good employee. Also I don't know how good an employee is and I (hate firing/can't fire/or incur cost with each hire). This is the asymmetry. The employee knows his value but I don't. I might pay $100K for a good worker but I'll only pay $40K for a poor one. If I offer the median $70K I only get candidates that are worth between $70K and $40K. So then I chose the median of that $55K....and eventually I'm down to $40 and not able to hire anyone.
    Employees are also sticky. An employer might be willing to pay $25 for picking tobacco or some other seasonal work but no one is going to quit even a $15/hr part job and move to the middle of no where for that. Even an unemployed person won't do it because they give up the opportunity to get a steady job (and they might lose some benefits (hey maybe we need a basic income))
    Some employers are either clueless or collectively keeping wages down in some industries or regions. They then use the open positions as an excuse to get seasonal immigrant labour or H1-B type visas.

    A solution could be: more transparency about wages (make wages public), less regulation on employee rights but more enforcement of them and a reduction to H1-B and migrant employment.

    1. Re: information asymmetry problem by torkus · · Score: 1

      It's not even that.

      The level of bureaucracy is hurting everyone and while it 'creates' jobs, it also chokes out money better spent on actually doing something.

      But much bigger than that - most large companies are beholden to the larger stockholders (which coincidentally often include senior management and the board of directors) and stock price is the name of the game. Corporate profit is too, to a degree but only as an influencer on stock price.

      Why worry about your $5 million salary when you can bump up the share price of your 17 million options by a few dollars in a given year? Oh, and if that means laying off 10% of your workforce instead of retraining them and diversifying then oh well...point to your at-will employment, shurg, and enjoy your new P/L that drive your stuck up 5% overnight.

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    2. Re: information asymmetry problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The employee knows his value"

      This seems likely a wildly unwarranted assumption. Most U.S. citizens can't compute a fucking percent.

  29. Companies are Unrealistic by Herkum01 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I had 2 phone interviews without any depth to them and over in a few minutes. The reason why? They were stuck on looking for a specific skill and if you did not have it, you were done.

    The first failed on AWS, oh you have not worked with AWS? Sorry, we are not going forward. It was not a matter if I understood networking, or servers or administration or any of the 50 tools that AWS promises, no direct experience, interview over. Not only that, they ended up hiring nobody!

    The second one was Scrum and Continuous Integration, have not done either, interview is over (over in 2 minutes with pleasantries). They don't even try to evaluate your skills, or your thought process or even if you are capable.

    It seems like they cannot even be bothered to try and get someone to be productivity and thejob salaries are not great either, just average. If companies were really desperate they would be more aggressive but I think they are just cruising along, not really competing or losing ground. When they become greedy or desperate that is when you will see change.

    Note: In reference to AWS, I took an online course on AWS after the interview. It was powerful, not hard but broad. Certainly not as hard as working with specific hardware that implements the same features.

    1. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least as a network admin working with AWS takes some skill and knowledge. Out of law school a lot of attorneys do document review which is simply classifying discovery documents for release. That's it. Page by page classifying documents for release or not. Companies now demand you have experience with specific doc review software. You aren't even programming it or managing it. Just clicking simple buttons. The hard part is the legal stuff not the software. But, nope, not anymore. Gotta have years of experience with the software equivalent of gmail.

    2. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same thing happened to me.

      I applied for a job building a model of an electrical grid for a nuclear power plant in matlab and C and they wanted 5years of matlab experience.

    3. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hiring manager here, and I would agree with you that whomever you interviewed with is a bunch of dumb asses. If I have a position open that needs someone with deep knowledge of networking, systems administration and you can tell me left and right about OSI layer, deep technical client-server terminologies and what is actually happening at the bit level, give me insightful troubleshooting techniques or examples, or technologies that you learned on your own; I can care less that you know AWS or not. You will figure it out if you know the stuff under the hood which is way more valuable to me than you logging into AWS and clicking a few buttons.

      Same with software development. If you can actually code, not cut and past, not rely on libraries that "do it for me" but actually write code and know how to write libraries from scratch, I can care less if you don't know "X" language. You will learn it because you have a strong foundation and really writing code in a new language is just getting used to what is available in that new language and what to avoid. Sure it is nice to have someone with experience because the ramp up time is faster but a quick person will pick it up. I have had better performers who picked it up vs the long standing did it for 10 years. So it truly comes down to aptitude, passion and attention to quality.

      These companies are ruining themselves and their company. They should be fired since they are not understanding what it truly takes to do the job.

    4. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can someone not read? Either they should have listed required skills or noted that you didn't have them listed on your resume.

    5. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first failed on AWS, oh you have not worked with AWS? Sorry, we are not going forward. It was not a matter if I understood networking, or servers or administration or any of the 50 tools that AWS promises, no direct experience, interview over. Not only that, they ended up hiring nobody!

      I've been using AWS for about seven years and I once evaluated Azure for a month. I decided I didn't like Azure very much for various reasons, so I went back to AWS.

      Didn't like Azure? Sorry, you just don't have any cloud skills.

      So they tell me, when I fail interviews.

    6. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had an interview for a DevOps position over with because whilst I had used all the tools they asked for and had used them in the past couple of years, I hadn't used all of them IN the last year. Plus they wanted me to give a timescale for delivery in the interview, without even having done a requirements capture...

    7. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by torkus · · Score: 1

      You're part of the problem, not the solution!

      You interviewed for two separate positions that you had zero experience in the key skills/knowledge base. On what planet do you think they'd continue an interview in a situation like that? Even an entry level position requires some familiarity at a minimum.

      If a recruiter did something like that to me I'd blacklist them on the spot (I have in the past). It's a waste of time for everyone involved.

      Go apply for positions you're qualified for or at least get some rudimentary experience so you can fake it!

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    8. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I'm left wondering in what kind of job you actually need to know the OSI layer. If you got someone who didn't know the OSI layer from back to front, might they actually be able to succeed at the job by googling it?

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    9. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What these HR morons don't seem to grasp is that we tech-types figure things out. It's what we do. Many (most?) of us are highly motivated by new challenges.

      I got sick of seeing VMware required in ads so I downloaded and installed it (full ESXi hypervisor, vsphere client, web client, etc.). I had no problem installing and figuring it out, installing Windows and Linux guest OSes into VMs, etc. Sure, there is esxcli stuff to learn, but that's what search is for, and overall it went smooth and fast- a few hours, having never done it before. The reason I'm able to do that: I understand, fairly deeply, all of the concepts of PC architecture, virtualization, etc. But how do I convince an HR moron that I can do things I've never done before. Heck, my job is often to do / design things that have never been done before. (I'm an EE doing mostly IT but I've done EE design stuff too.)

      Why do idiots run the world?

    10. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by hord · · Score: 1

      Every programming job? Failure to know the OSI model is probably why the internet is giant abyss today. Knowing OSI is basically like knowing the alphabet. It's tricky to learn the first time and then you never think about it again.

    11. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by hord · · Score: 1

      AWS is not a "skill". It is a platform. OP probably does have the "skills" necessary but doesn't have a certificate with AWS stamped on it.

    12. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by hord · · Score: 1

      Can you please describe how 20-years worth of Linux and network administration experience can't be substituted for AWS? Can you even describe what AWS is as a skill-set? Like what does it take to do AWS? Learning how to click on kindergarten-looking bubbly interface to do everything you already know?

      The problem is hiring managers have no clue what their workforce does. If you actually need someone with "continuous integration" experience and you can't write your own while loop, I have no idea what to tell you.

    13. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who doesn't know how to scrum? (I mean obviously you scrum all the time without realizing it).

      CI is a tricky one because it requires a certain approach, but its nothing you can't teach briefly and let them build their skills up to speed quickly!

      Seriously be glad you didn't work there.

    14. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I was on Ziprecruiter where I had prescreening questions. 1 out of 5: Have you ever worked in a managed services company before? I put in No. BOOM app ended. FYI there are only 2 managed service companies where I live so good luck with that HA.

    15. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that people who don't know OSI aren't up to *your* standards, but that many people manage to work without knowing OSI. Which pretty much is an example of not being able to find someone who can do the job due to high standards. If you are reasonably good at hiring, you will intuitively detect the people who are able to know what you need them to know within a short time of hiring. Don't discount them because they don't know it in the job interview, trust them to be able and willing to learn what you need them to instead.

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    16. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

      Why do idiots run the world?

      I say, if you're working for the man then you don't write the rules. Start your service or other company. It's not that hard... People with high-school educations start successful lawn care businesses with many employees.

    17. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be honest, given your background you could just spend a couple of days poking around in AWS's free tier and achieve 90% of what you need for experience, and another 2-3 days to really get IAM and VPC construction down solidly. You'd probably get through the phone screens if you had put in that minimal effort.

    18. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      I almost "personal market"ed myself from getting my current job at an MSP. Between my wiki page, my resume, and the "portfolio" I put together with how-tos, visio diagrams, pictures of my lab rack...they guy thought I WAS my own small-time MSP. But I'm horrible at actual sales, and after a two hour interview I got the job.

      I suspect the people who are asking about AWS are the "first tier" screeners, who only know to ask specific questions. If you manage to make it past them and interview with someone who is actually in the division your trying for, THEY would comprehend how the current skill set is applicable to their job.

    19. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OP here- you're 100% correct, and in fact I do a lot of "gigs", but I'm not living well because I'm just not motivated to be a businessman. I work for people who are, so I know intimately how they're wired.

      No what bugs me is the HR idiots who are hurting everyone. They're being trusted to match up talent with needs but they can't grasp the concept, at least not when hiring for tech. OK, a few get it, but too many don't, and I don't see anyone fixing it. I think if corporate higher-ups know how stupid most HR are, they would fire them all.

      What I should do, and would do if I was motivated to run a business, is become a tech "headhunter".

    20. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by swillden · · Score: 1

      You're part of the problem, not the solution!

      How ironic. After reading your post, I think the above statement perfectly describes you.

      Skills in specific tools and technologies are almost irrelevant except for short-term work, in which case what you really want is a contractor, not an employee. If you're hiring someone you expect to keep for years, what matters is their foundational knowledge base, their intelligence and their attitude. A smart person with a good attitude and the necessary foundation can and will learn whatever specific tools and technologies are required -- and will be able to repeat the process as needed as your company's requirements and infrastructure evolve.

      If a recruiter did something like that to me I'd blacklist them on the spot (I have in the past). It's a waste of time for everyone involved.

      It's a waste of time only because the interviewers were stupid. Of course, a recruiter should know if the company is one of those foolish ones that hires skill rather than ability, and should not send people with ability but not the ultra-specific skills.

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    21. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had 2 phone interviews without any depth to them and over in a few minutes. The reason why? They were stuck on looking for a specific skill and if you did not have it, you were done.

      Good. If the company you were interviewing with can't get their interview process correct - just imagine how much worse it would be to work there.

      The only time I ended a phone interview that quickly was when a "senior" position was posted, I gave my salary requirements and the hiring manage had to explain "Um, well, in our company its really a senior position at a junior level, about 50% compensation lower than what you are looking for". I was polite about the whole thing with the hiring manager but said "Yeah, go have your HR people update the job posting to avoid this confusion with another candidate - its not hard to distinguish software engineer II from software engineer IV or V, which are industry standards".

    22. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That reminds me how I got my first job in tech 30 years ago. Just lie. Like the recruiter can tell anyway. Then, once I got the job, I went to the bookstore for a few books on the subject and spent the rest of the weekend on my computer. By Monday I was competent with the lingo and managed to fake my way through the first few weeks until I was up to speed.

      Fortune favors the bold. Then and now and in the future.

    23. Re: Companies are Unrealistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zip recruiter is an overhyped idiotic platform. Avoid it at all costs.

  30. HR BS and H1B fake job openings by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    HR BS and H1B fake job postings can account for a lot of the openings.

    Also this one place said that we not really hiring but just have an posting to see who is out there.

    1. Re:HR BS and H1B fake job openings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, many are just undercover advertisements for startups. Come work for us as a ROCKSTAR at our new startup at www.techbrowithdadsmoney.com, be sure to browse the website before you apply, thanks!

  31. You have MCSE Who missed his CCIE by one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Working in your mail room.

  32. Bullshit by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    they don't want to pay to train anymore. They want employees already trained in whatever specialty they want this week and they want to dispose of them (or force them to train on their own time/dime) when that specialty gets obsolete.

    We had a social contract and it's been broken. Time for a New New Deal (google it).

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    1. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks smug, but has good ideas (read elsewhere as common sense and decency). That jib cut just needs some work.

    2. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We had a social contract and it's been broken. Time for a New New Deal (google it).

      You're living in a fantasy world - anything based on Roosevelt's New Deal is a delusion. Economic historians have studied this period in considerable detail - but a lot of the conventional historians couldn't be bothered (choosing instead to cast things in terms of their preconceived notions of how the world "should" work), and as a result the history many people have learned is wrong.

      The facts paint a very different picture.

      The USA went from having the lowest unemployment in the developed world (in the mid 1930's) to not even being in the top 10 (after 8 years of Roosevelt).

      Government in the US - both federal and state, though federal played a bigger role - was responsible for turning an other-wise minor recession into the Great Depression. Despite huge amounts of government spending, government failed to end the depression during the FDR era. Policies by Hoover and later FDR backfired completely, making things worse instead of making them better. The Great Depression wouldn't truly end until Roosevelt's policies were rolled back after his death (it wasn't WW2 that ended things, though it helped because some of Roosevelt's policies were paused during the war, making it easier to completely undo them). Worse, huge amounts of federal "aid" were actually used to buy elections, with the lion's share of the spending going to swing states - Roosevelt's administration was not only economically incompetent, it was corrupt. Along the way, many disastrous programs and practices were created that continue to haunt us to this day - such as an economy based on placing future generations in debt, and many infringements of fundamental rights became routine.

      Books such as "New Deal or Raw Deal?" provide an introduction to this topic.

  33. Here's another idea by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    how about America change it's policies so that poor people don't feel the need to turn to addictive substances to cope. Not that I'm opposed to what you're suggesting, I'm just saying there's more than one way to attack that problem.

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    1. Re:Here's another idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Always poor? Sorry Jack, Nibbers can't cope. Ever. Never, in a 21-st century tek-based economy. Too stupid, too lazy and too violent, the majority 95% of bangerboiz and babymommaz . That's why narco.MEX Mexicano grape-pickers and slant rice-rappers beat-their-azz performing any job, from field-hand to comp-sys-designer. Shame.

    2. Re:Here's another idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about you change your contraction into a possessive pronoun? it's means it is.

  34. Re:so stop by Bozzio · · Score: 1

    That is not a very useful definition of addiction.

    By that definition you're addicted to masturbation. You should get some help for that.

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  35. You must be new to /. by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    after 20 years of us tech workers losing jobs to H-1bs the fact that companies do that is taken for granted.

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    1. Re:You must be new to /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like 20 years of taking resumes from H1Bs lying about their skills to make it harder for everyone else.

  36. Re:so stop by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been drinking soda on and off my whole life.

    Why don't you stop using the Internet and never start again to prove that you're not addicted?

  37. The myth that employers care... by zarmanto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If corporations cared at all about unemployment, they already know exactly what they could do to remedy that problem: Let the cream rise to the top. That is to say, offer additional training to existing highly skilled employees, so that they can easily qualify for the next job up the ladder, and then move them up. Then fill the now vacant lower level jobs with people who are presently unemployed and living on the street (or in their parents basement). The newly hired wage earners will be thrilled just to have a job at all, and won't be quite as picky about how much they're earning, and the highly skilled workers will be thrilled to get the raise, and to be recognized for their contributions.

    The problem, as I see it, is that far too many companies are more interested in the bottom line than in anything else. And one of the easiest ways to turn a profit is (and always has been) to milk existing employees for all that they're worth for as long as possible, and make them do tasks above their pay level, because they "can't find anyone qualified for that position, right now"... which basically causes that old adage, "You have to move out to move up," to become a self-fulfilling prophecy. I've moved out because of that, myself. If you're in the workforce at all, you've probably done it, too.

    And here's where it gets even more frustrating: the "requirements" for any given position do not remain static. It's quite common for employers to adjust the requirements based upon the skillset of the person who just left that position. "Hey, Ralph became a freaking genius at SharePoint while he was working for us. We can't possibly hire someone who knows less than him, now! Change that job req for his position to include senior SharePoint experience, okay? Years of experience? I dunno... how long did Ralph work here? That long? Really?"

    And thus, the position that Ralph left -- specifically because he was being underpaid for the skills he'd gained over his years there -- is now entirely un-fillable. Because nobody with those skills would take the job, at the offered pay.

    Employers shoot themselves in the foot like that, all too often. My previous employer did it, too... that's why they're my previous employer. And over the past few weeks, I've sat by and watched as my up-line supervisor is being run through the beginnings of the scenario I've described above... so I would imagine she's currently evaluating her options.

    The wheel turns, and the cycle repeats itself.

    1. Re:The myth that employers care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's my experience that even if you suggest having half a day (or a day every other week) to devote to training yourself in a relatively structured way, it can be a hard sell. Having said that, I've seen an employer set aside every Friday afternoon for group self-training on the basis that no one wants to start any fresh tasks that they might not finish on a Friday afternoon. It's very enlightened, but rare.

    2. Re:The myth that employers care... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      If corporations cared at all about unemployment, they already know exactly what they could do to remedy that problem: Let the cream rise to the top. That is to say, offer additional training to existing highly skilled employees, so that they can easily qualify for the next job up the ladder, and then move them up. Then fill the now vacant lower level jobs with people who are presently unemployed and living on the street (or in their parents basement). The newly hired wage earners will be thrilled just to have a job at all, and won't be quite as picky about how much they're earning, and the highly skilled workers will be thrilled to get the raise, and to be recognized for their contributions.

      The problem, as I see it, is that far too many companies are more interested in the bottom line than in anything else. And one of the easiest ways to turn a profit is (and always has been) to milk existing employees for all that they're worth for as long as possible, and make them do tasks above their pay level, because they "can't find anyone qualified for that position, right now"... which basically causes that old adage, "You have to move out to move up," to become a self-fulfilling prophecy. I've moved out because of that, myself. If you're in the workforce at all, you've probably done it, too.

      And here's where it gets even more frustrating: the "requirements" for any given position do not remain static. It's quite common for employers to adjust the requirements based upon the skillset of the person who just left that position. "Hey, Ralph became a freaking genius at SharePoint while he was working for us. We can't possibly hire someone who knows less than him, now! Change that job req for his position to include senior SharePoint experience, okay? Years of experience? I dunno... how long did Ralph work here? That long? Really?"

      And thus, the position that Ralph left -- specifically because he was being underpaid for the skills he'd gained over his years there -- is now entirely un-fillable. Because nobody with those skills would take the job, at the offered pay.

      Employers shoot themselves in the foot like that, all too often. My previous employer did it, too... that's why they're my previous employer. And over the past few weeks, I've sat by and watched as my up-line supervisor is being run through the beginnings of the scenario I've described above... so I would imagine she's currently evaluating her options.

      The wheel turns, and the cycle repeats itself.

      Like we don't do the same. When I was unemployed I had recruiters hang up on me when I told them what I wanted. I had to adjust lower and lower and be willing to do temp to hire before I was taken a few months later. The economy changed and I wanted to run it to my benefit of course. I wanted a job that was filling that paid a lot with security. The employer always wants to put extra tasks like having the IT guy also serve as the secretary in the front to greet people and answer phones (HA).

      Employers are doing the same thing with their toes in the water. During a recession the employer wins every time. During a boom like now or in the 1990s we win. I like to look at it like an auction with bids.

    3. Re:The myth that employers care... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      The problem, as I see it, is that far too many companies are more interested in the bottom line than in anything else.

      Because we're in a highly competitive global economy. And if a company isn't focused on the bottom line, they cease to be company at all, and then hire and retain exactly zero employees because they have gone bankrupt. Would you buy the goods and services you use to run your life and household without always being aware of what those expenditures would do to your bottom line?

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    4. Re:The myth that employers care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This happened where I used to work. Skilled engineer/ automation guy leaves for greener pastures. Management is shocked. Shocked I tell you, when candidates literally laughed at the pay offered. Salary for the job rose by 50% before they could find a replacement. - The kicker is they still had to hire him back at consultant* rates to fix an intractable problem. -*consultant rate base rate x5.

    5. Re:The myth that employers care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all abilities come from training. What you are describing is an implementation of the Peter Principle.

  38. Re:Warning: May cause triggering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    https://www.bls.gov/cps/cpsaat11.pdf

    74% of all Human Resources managers are women.

  39. "The Awesome Influence of Women in HR" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.workforce.com/2017/01/10/awesome-influence-women-hr/

    Third paragraph: "It's also the only leadership role that is predominantly female. Seventy-three percent of HR practitioners at the manager level are female, according to 2015 Bureau of Labor Statistics data, compared against 43 percent in marketing and 27 percent in IT."

  40. The economy is growing at over 3% this year by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 1

    How about that Trump economy folks?

    The bottom line is companies have had 8 years of garbage economy (1% growth) under Obama, and they are just taking a little while to adapt to the reality that they can't be as choosy about their employees with a robust economy, and they may have to pay more as well. The days of getting 100 applications for a single job and only taking the very best person are over. You hire who you can train to get the job done, or you get left behind in a growing economy. The winners will realize this, the losers will remain stagnant or shrinking.

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    1. Re:The economy is growing at over 3% this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/gdp-growth

    2. Re:The economy is growing at over 3% this year by careysub · · Score: 1

      As the Trading Economics link given below shows, if you apply the 4 quarter sliding average to smooth out the natural quarterly oscillations growth remained around 2% ever since it crossed that level at the beginning of 2010. The average once got close to 4%, but never touched 1%.

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  41. Re:so stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pearls before swine man. Pearls before swine.

  42. Re:so stop by torkus · · Score: 2

    The AC's logic is completely flawed, irrespective of his actual point which is equally flawed.

    I will say there are quite a few people who are dependent on pot, and arguably some are addicted according to at least some definitions of addiction. Most fall under varying levels of recreational use though and I'm at a loss to find any actual argument about how using "drugs" makes you a degenerate.

    With that in mind, just about every rock star, many politicians, most actors, and a very substantial portion of society as a whole are degenerates. And that's without opening up the definition of 'drugs' to any casual use of otherwise controlled substances (oh, did aunt mary give you a xanax at dad's funeral? guess you're a chemically dependent degenerate)

    I'm not a fan of drugs in general but they aren't some automatic indicator that someone is a problem child. Hell, it's trivial to scam most drug tests anyway (hint: why do you think the welfare drug tests failed so miserably) so there's not really much point in doing it besides to keep away otherwise honest people looking for a job that recreationally use some form of drug.

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  43. Re:so stop by thecatt · · Score: 1

    What's your favorite food? Stop eating it and never eat it again. What? You don't want to? Must be because you're addicted.

  44. Can we stop with this bullshit? by PortHaven · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We have millions of job openings. See...

    Job 1: Social Worker - Must have master's degree. Salary $35,000/year.
    [Translation, must be someone who did not get their degree in the U.S. because there is no way one can pay for a master's on $35K/year.]

    Job 2: Warehouse $12-$14/hr. Flexible hours (either 60 or 20, but not 40). $29,000 a year...with little prospect of moving up. Maybe $17/hr after you've been there 10 years. Support your family on THAT!

    Job 3: IT Position $60K a year in major urban city requiring you to live in very expensive housing, the slums, or outside of the city requiring 2-3 hours commuting a day. Please note, we understand that between your commute, mortgage, family, and student loans, that this salary is not sustainable for you. However, it allows us to employ an IT engineer from India, seeing as they do not have a several hundred a month student loan payment.

    1. Re:Can we stop with this bullshit? by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      ... and are willing to live 5 to a phone booth.

  45. It is not about the right skills... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    It's about paying the right wage for the right skills. And presently, corporations do NOT want to do that. Why should they? When they can import those skills for much cheaper.

    The big deciding factor for many is student loans. A MD or IT worker from India can take jobs that an America cannot afford to take due to the lack of large monthly student loan payments.

    1. Re:It is not about the right skills... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Coorporations want to do that, but they just want to be 'the right wage' to be what they deem to be the 'industry standard' rather than the wage determined by the market.

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    2. Re:It is not about the right skills... by careysub · · Score: 1

      Bingo!

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  46. Too many "college" graduates by p51d007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Before you slam me on this, here me out. You see people going to college, getting a traditional "four year degree", some going even for post graduate degrees. In what? Teaching, philosophy, ancient languages and what not. Not a lot of "demand" so to speak for those degrees. Then, when thousands of those hit the street, the salaries DROP because of the supply is greater than the demand. Most kids, would be better served if they went to a two year technical college/school, getting an associate degree in science, computers and the like. More demand for that, as technology grows. I did, in the late 70's. I went to a two year electronics school, got an associate in electronics, NEVER have been unemployed or under employed. Plus, even though it was the 70's, I came out of school DEBT FREE.

    1. Re:Too many "college" graduates by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Before you slam me on this, here me out. You see people going to college, getting a traditional "four year degree", some going even for post graduate degrees. In what? Teaching, philosophy, ancient languages and what not. Not a lot of "demand" so to speak for those degrees.

      https://spectrum.ieee.org/at-w...

      2013 statistics:
      Every year we graduate about 252,000 people with a STEM bachelor's degree. There are about 180,000 STEM job openings per year. If you assume every single one of those openings is entry-level, that leaves 70,000 more graduates than openings. And assuming those are all entry-level is a terrible assumption.

      2017's economy is not 2013's economy, but they are not radically different.

      It's not people who majored in underwater basket weaving.

      Most kids, would be better served if they went to a two year technical college/school, getting an associate degree in science, computers and the like

      See previous statistics.

      Plus, even though it was the 70's, I came out of school DEBT FREE.

      So you were debt free back when school was cheap and/or free depending on where you live. Congratulations?

    2. Re:Too many "college" graduates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before you slam me on this, here me out.

      Well, okay.

      You see people going to college, getting a traditional "four year degree", some going even for post graduate degrees.
      In what? Teaching, philosophy, ancient languages and what not. Not a lot of "demand" so to speak for those degrees.

      You don't know the first thing about education.I got a four year degree in a foreign language. Within my degree program, I met a lot of interesting people, learned many things I would not have otherwise encountered about history, culture, how people communicate, etc. Beyond my degree program working through general education requirements I learned many more things about math, science as well developing the tools needed to master this knowledge and communicate it effectively.

      Out of college I got a job that had nothing to do with my degree. People recognized that the degree indicated that I had the discipline, maturity and intelligence to be an asset to their organization. Within 2 years I had taught myself to program. Within 5 I had revolutionized their data management and marketing operations. Not because I walked in with these skills, but because I walked in with the ability to recognize and capitalize on opportunities.

      That is why the following is bullshit:

      Most kids, would be better served if they went to a two year technical college/school, getting an associate degree in science, computers and the like.

      Few kids will have a natural aptitude for these fields. Even those that do will be hampered by their lack of broader experience and knowledge. Following your advice will land them a job as one of a multitude of replaceable cogs. In many cases they will hate the work. It is very difficult to excel in a field you hate. This is a great plan if you want a shitty life that is motivated only by the fear of starvation.

      I did, in the late 70's. I went to a two year electronics school, got an associate in electronics, NEVER have been unemployed
      or under employed. Plus, even though it was the 70's, I came out of school DEBT FREE.

      Now I see the problem. Your experience is totally out of date and irrelevant to today's education and job market.

      Learning to see beyond one's own narrow experience is one of the benefits of a liberal arts education. Just sayin'.

    3. Re:Too many "college" graduates by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      The problem is more that the standards for getting those degrees have dropped--there was a movement to make them easier to get people people with degrees earned more, without really grasping that this was because the degree represented proof that the person had a general skillset.

      I have nothing against working to prevent financial barriers to getting diplomas--but the educational standards should never have been dropped just to improve graduation rates. When you do that, you're not much different from a diploma mill.

    4. Re:Too many "college" graduates by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Times have changed. The ladder is shorter now due to automation and IT.

      Too many people get college degrees that won't benefit from them to be sure, but the economy doesn't have enough places for them, and it is getting worse.

    5. Re:Too many "college" graduates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got a BS in Computer Science. I worked for two years as a developer before getting laid off after an acquisition. I've been unemployed and unable to find a new job for nearly a year now. Having a STEM degree doesn't help.

      Companies aren't hiring unless you're got their super long list of required experience and they're perfectly content to leave these positions "open" because it means they don't have to pay someone. There is no shortage of workers. There's a shortage of companies willing to pay for work. They'll only fork over cash if they can get a lot of bang for their buck: three foreign workers on the cheap or the superman who fits their entire list of requirements and can do the work of three guys

    6. Re:Too many "college" graduates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Subject: Too many "college" graduates

      Before you slam me on this, here me out.

      No.

  47. Unemployment low...right... by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    Unemployment is anything but low The government has changed the definition over the years, and now publishes a number that excludes a lot of people who would really, really like a job. But once their unemployment benefits have run out, well, they magically aren't "unemployed" anymore, at least, not according to the government.

    While I don't live in the US, I have friends and family there, and I don't have the impression that there are 6 million decent jobs waiting to be filled. There are a lot of crap jobs out there: lousy hours, or lousy pay, or no benefits. Yes, if you're hungry, you'll take a seasonal job. But if you're out of work in Wisconsin (say), you can't afford to move to Florida to pick oranges for a couple of weeks.

    With 20% (real figure) of the potential workforce out of work, companies can also offer crap salaries for the few real jobs that exist. Outside of certain islands, inflation-adjusted take-home pay has been dropping for years. Overall, the US economy sucks. In fact, the US economy has been shrinking for more than a decade, and the huge levels of governmental debt are not helping. And that's a vicious cycle: meager tax income -> more debt -> depressed economy -> unemployment -> even more meager tax income. Rinse, repeat and amplify.

    If we restrict ourselves to the tech field (which is a small part of the overall employment picture), TFA does have a point: Companies let the HR department fill vacancies. The typical big-company HR department has zero clue about tech, and will happily filter CVs based on an impossible list of buzzwords. Which means that the BS-artists (who likely have few real skills) have the best chance at landing a job. So the company gets burned, and the HR department filters harder on even more buzzwords. But again, that's only true for a small part of the market. The bigger problem is the spiraling combination of government debt and unemployment.

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    1. Re:Unemployment low...right... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Wow it is 2017 man not 2011.

      What HR is discovering is they assume conditions are the same and they do not have to pay more and can still demand the moon before they will even talk to you. THese companies will start to offer more in the coming months as they discover the real demand.

    2. Re:Unemployment low...right... by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      he government has changed the definition over the years, and now publishes a number that excludes a lot of people who would really, really like a job. But once their unemployment benefits have run out, well, they magically aren't "unemployed" anymore, at least, not according to the government.

      False.

      U3 (the unemployment statistic in newspaper headlines) is produced by a survey. To be counted in U3, you have to be out of work and have looked for work in the last 4 weeks. You do not have to be receiving unemployment benefits to be counted in U3. And there are 5 other unemployment statistics that are produced at the same time as U3, with varying criteria.

      U3 is a good measure for how unemployment is at this very moment. U6 is probably a better measure for measuring the longer-term health of the labor market.

      For more actual information on the BLS statistics: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      ShadowStats pulls a number out of their ass....er...."estimate"....and then adds that to U6. If you attempt to read their methodology, they frequently contract themselves on what's in U6 and who the workers are that they want to add to it.

      While I don't live in the US, I have friends and family there, and I don't have the impression that there are 6 million decent jobs waiting to be filled

      A lot of the jobs are available in places like "East Shithole". Not many people live in East Shithole, and not many want to move to East Shithole, and few of the rest can afford to move there on the possibility of maybe getting a job. And since the US is big, there are a lot of East Shitholes.

      The primary cause of the negative outlook on employment is deindustrialization and the breaking of the informal covenant between employers and workers. You used to be able to get a decent job in most parts of the US. That is no longer true. There are very large areas where there are no good jobs.

      Additionally, companies used to view layoffs as a massive failure of management, so they were avoided except as a last step before bankruptcy. Employers knew they'd lose a ton of institutional knowledge that they needed, and employees were willing to ignore a lot of annoyances in pay and policy due to stability. Employers broke that informal agreement, and layoffs are now what you do to goose next quarter's numbers so your stock options are worth more. Employers also stopped offering things that benefited long-term workers, such as pensions.

      Workers reacted to that with displaying the same level of loyalty to their employer (none). So you now have to job-hop regularly and put up with a lot of shitty employers who are looking to drop you at any time. Which means people don't feel good about their careers and stability, since there is no stability and their career can suddenly die at any time.

      And that's a vicious cycle: meager tax income -> more debt -> depressed economy -> unemployment -> even more meager tax income

      Debt at US levels actually has almost no effect. Sure, our debt sounds huge, but so is our GDP. Someone who makes $50k/year but has $1M in debt is in trouble. Someone who makes $50M/year and has $1M in debt is not. Also, US debt is in US currency, so it's not possible to "pull a Greece". (Greece's big problem was Germany controlled monetary policy, and Germany set policy to benefit Germany and fuck over Greece. If Greece had their own currency, they would have had options that were far less painful).

      It is possible for debt to crowd out other investment, but interest rates are near zero. You are almost better off holding on to cash than buying US treasuries. Which means you're not going to be turning down investment opportunities to buy treasuries. You're only buying treasuries for an ultra-safe place to store cash.

    3. Re:Unemployment low...right... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Educate yourself. U-6 is the most comprehensive measurement of unemployment / underemployment, and peaked at 18% in 2011 and is currently around 8.5%. Low since 1994 was in 2000 at about 7%, and it typically ranges from 7.5%-10%.

      Source with pretty graph: http://portalseven.com/employm...

    4. Re:Unemployment low...right... by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

      The gov't has not changed the definitions. All the detail is available from the BLS. Go look: https://www.bls.gov/news.relea...

  48. I'm hiring... by PortHaven · · Score: 2

    Position: Internet Application Developer
    Salary $250K-$350K

    REQUIREMENTS: Must have 5+ years of HTML6 experience, and be familiar with Windows 12.

    1. Re:I'm hiring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have those skills!

      But the temperature is too high. I can only accept like 85-90 Fahrenheit.

    2. Re:I'm hiring... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Funny

      Position: Internet Application Developer
      Salary $250K-$350K

      REQUIREMENTS: Must have 5+ years of HTML6 experience, and be familiar with Windows 12.

      I have a team in Bangalore who has that. We can offer you a rate much smaller and our salesmen can show you how to use it as a tax right off so it is free where you do not have to pay benefits.

    3. Re:I'm hiring... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      REQUIREMENTS: Must have 5+ years of HTML6 experience, and be familiar with Windows 12.

      I have 10 years experience in HTML6 and experience not only with windows 12 but all the way up to 95. I also know c-hash, java script and C+.

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    4. Re:I'm hiring... by antdude · · Score: 1

      I have those skills since I came from the future. ;)

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    5. Re:I'm hiring... by vandamme · · Score: 1

      But in the future, you can't live on a measly $350K.

  49. US Employers Struggle To Find Workers.... by technomom · · Score: 1

    "US Employers Struggle To Match Workers Willing to be Underpaid for Open Jobs" There, fixed it for you.

  50. Untrue - lack of training by employers by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    We have a much more highly educated workforce nowadays. Most have at least a 2 or 4 year college or university degree. Which means they can be retrained.

    But to do that, employers have to:

    1. Pay them a decent wage.
    2. Train them.

    If you don't do both, you'll get decreased job growth. All because mercantalists are really bad at job growth, whereas capitalists realize you have to pay labor and pay for training.

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    1. Re:Untrue - lack of training by employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True story - my previous employer believed that if you trained workers in skills you need they will just go to other companies. I attempted to do every method of getting around it, with help from management. Gave up and went to a small company.

  51. Especially when it comes to tech jobs ... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    You have a real problem where places invested (unwisely, IMO) in ever increasingly complex technologies that they're discovering it's hard to find qualified people to maintain for them, at the salaries they've budgeted.

    For example, my wife does I.T. for a local community college. The previous I.T. director was largely regarded as an idiot, but before they let him go, he drove off 4 or 5 really bright, motivated I.T. staffers with his unreasonable demands and requests. Now, they've had to hire his successor AND replacements for those staffers that quit. One of the former director's big ideas before he was ousted was setting up VMWare and Horizon to serve virtual desktops to a number of staffers and students, vs. letting them use stand-alone PCs.

    With the limitations they've got on the top pay they can offer a systems admin or support person right now? They're extremely lucky if they get any applicant who even knows what Horizon is, much less has experience working with it.

    Meanwhile, the existing staff is struggling with network issues and crashes that are the direct result of improperly spec'd or configured virtual servers - and it's somewhat doubtful there's any more money available to upgrade the servers to get sufficient system resources for their needs.

    They may just have to eliminate all of the complexity and go back to regular PC workstations, in order to "dumb down" the environment to the level where the salaries they pay I.T. staff are in-line with the technology again. But that would amount to a huge one-time loss if they just throw away the money already spent on the initiative.... It's a big mess. But I think this is the kind of mess a LOT of businesses have right now.

    1. Re:Especially when it comes to tech jobs ... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Not too long ago in 2011 you could find someone happy to work for 70 hours a week and come in every weekend who had experience with VMWare Horizons for only $45,000 a year. Wahoo it is a job! Shoot so many out of work folks they would fight over it.

      In 2017 these guys who took it are now leaving for $90,000 a year jobs now that they have the VMWare Horizons experience down to a senior level. HR still wants to pay them $22/hr as a contractor and expects 5 years experience as that is what the budget is set and has always worked.

      They are in for a big surprise as the economy has changed and shifted back to the workers. Compensation is always lagging behind reality as both parties the worker and employer are greedy and want the most.

      My prediction is more outsourcing is going to become popular again as Trump is working to increase visas as companies HATE paying more. It happened during the 1990s and again during the late 2000s when salaries went back up again.

      VMWare is expensive. I know I am going to modded down as people LOOVE to think I work for Microsoft here, but Hyper-V is lighter and easier to configure and much cheaper. Your wife should consider it if her employer already has a license for Windows Server?

    2. Re:Especially when it comes to tech jobs ... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Agreed.... but even if the college migrated to Hyper-V, they'd have to eat that initial licensing cost for VMWare and all the Horizon desktop licenses they bought.

  52. re: You are your last job by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I can definitely agree with this statement! I had a really tough time of things, when I was younger, because I really believed the advice you're giving. I had moved out of my parents' place and into an apartment I shared with a friend. I was trying to get a full time I.T. job because that's what I was good at and wanted to do with my life, but everywhere I turned, I was criticized for being a "mooch" -- because I couldn't always pay exactly half of the bills, right on time, while I was doing odd jobs and trying to find the type of employment I wanted.

    I wound up getting kicked out of that place and had to temporarily move back in with mom and dad, but I did finally get a job with a computer store, about 3 weeks later, doing what I wanted to do. Best decision I made in the long run, vs. doing landscaping or pizza delivery or what-not, like other people said I should do.

    And to this day, 25 or so years later? It's still held true. If you can't get a job doing what you're good at and want to do? Find a way to work for yourself doing something along those same lines until you get that next job. Don't settle for a crappy retail or restaurant job or whatever else comes along. It just occupies all of your time, making it too hard to find something better -- and nobody really respects you for settling for less. (Sure, you can try to explain to an interviewer why you just took it because you needed the income, etc. etc. But in the back of their head, they're still thinking, "Yeah buddy. If you were REALLY good at what you do, you wouldn't have even been in that situation in the first place."

  53. You need capable people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not doctors of creationism/climate change deniers from schools in Texas or Kansas etc.
    Those are just good for flipping burgers and AI will replace them soon as well.

  54. re: corporate culture by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Yes, but weeding out arrogant assholes and "corporate culture" really shouldn't be the same thing.

    I know that's the "nice, politically correct" term they can use while doing it. But I've seen a lot of places where deciding if you're a good fit for the corporate culture is more about trying to find people who dress and think like the rest of the group.

    For example? A LONG time ago, I applied for an I.T. job at a large international brewery's main location. A friend of a friend worked in management there and promised he'd try to make sure the right people took note of my resume and gave me consideration once I did the required interview. Well, to make a long story short -- I thought I did ok on the technical parts of the interview, but a big deal was made of walking me around the place to shake hands with and "meet" various people. I was never the most extroverted guy and was probably less comfortable chatting up strangers then than I am today. And on top of that, I was getting over a case of the flu, so wasn't feeling so great. The whole thing felt pretty miserable, but I tried to be as personable as I could. I quickly got the sense these people were writing me off though, as quickly as I was introduced to them. There was a strong vibe there of "work hard, play hard" types who liked to show off their success by wearing expensive clothing and watches or jewelry, and who had a common theme of being really into major league sports and nightclubs on weekends.

    I never did get that job, even though my buddy on the inside said he kept trying to push for my hiring. It was never about me not being able to do the work they were hiring for. It was about being judged as not entertaining enough to hang out with socially.

  55. Yip, same story by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    1. Co's want to match a combo of skills very specific to their company. The product brand combinations a given company uses is purely coincidental and rarely the same for 2 orgs.

    2. They don't want to wait for a training curve for some of their products: they want the applicant to hit the ground running. This is not realistic, per #1.

    3. They want a tech whiz but also somebody with good people skills. Such are relatively rare and would probably cost a company more to acquire if they are realistic.

    4. What HR filters out and what the department of the target employee really want are often out of sync. The right hand is not talking to the left hand of the org; or it's political infighting.

  56. Butthurt Nazi or Commie? by HBI · · Score: 1

    It's all the same thing, after all.

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  57. Maybe they are being too picky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe HR should stop making lists of 23 "Must haves" and if the employee only meets 22, sorry, we are not interested

  58. Stop recruiting w/Job description exp by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem is HR wants someone in percise wording that matches the job description with years of experience and rather be understaffed than take a risk. Worse, they use software programs to do the work for them which filter 100% of all the qualified candidates out.

    This is why the H1B1 visa is popular. It is not about cost savings anymore. It is the Indian firms will lie and make a resume that matches the description as no American can do the job etc.

    In the old days if you had 7 years of experience in programming in one language and doing the same work then you can learn another language in a similair role etc. NOT today! You need to have ONLY that language. Worse, you can have the same language AND same kind of work experience but still be not qualified. It is because your coverletter and resume didn't have the keyword % of the descriptions. Or you have done it for 10 years, but your last position where you have 3 years experience doesn't touch what the job entails so therefore you are not qualified.

    What needs to change is managers need to do the filtering and not HR and God FORBID do not use Taleo to filter out resumes first. You will get liars and Indians and just because I have done a job for 5 years doesn't mean I am any good.

    Competence is job title and projects you work on. Not based on how many years you did the same tasks which is all HR looks at. I would take a senior software engineer who did design work in another language or different tasks then to pick a mediocre guy who only did 5 years experience in the same tasks over and over which HR would choose.

    1. Re:Stop recruiting w/Job description exp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's worse is all these companies also want you to have X years of experience in trendy-programming-language-of-the-week. Like 99% of all the software coming out of the tech companies could be written in C/C++, but that wouldn't signal that those companies are hip, progressive, and care about social justice.

      Guess what? Those talented software developers you're looking for? They're probably inclined to be using languages which are mature, stable, portable, and well-documented, something like, oh I don't know, C or C++? Why would I waste my time dealing with the bugs and poor documentation that are inevitably going to arise in a two year old programming language which may or may not even be supported or maintained a couple of years from now? Seriously, guys, stop trying to be all progressive and just try to get the freaking job done!

  59. Employers need to read applications by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Right now, most jobs that pay more than minimum wage (and I suspect at this point some that do as well) handle their applications in an automated approach, sending applications through algorithms that they seldom understand to pick out candidates who are "right". The problem is that a lot of applicants who match the position really well end up getting automatically rejected because they didn't write their qualifications in a way that was readable for the algorithm. Being as they had no access to the algorithm, there wasn't any good way for them to know how to format their application.

    The solution is for employers to actually read the applications. This might mean even having people in the departments where the jobs are open get involved (rather than HR people who often don't have a clue what the job entails). Yeah, it will take time, but it will solve the problem. Right now we instead have companies wasting their time reviewing lucky people who are seldom actually qualified and rejecting people who actually are.

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  60. Basic Skill by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    I'm currently hiring for Linux & Windows sysadmin/Devops folks and Java developers in Virginia. Yes, you can contact me with a resume.

    I have a core question I ask all candidates: You (candidate) open up your preferred web browser, type "www.google.com" in the location bar and press enter. In as much detail as you can, tell me what happens next under the hood. What does the browser software do? The OS? Packets on the network and the switches and routers they transit? What servers are contacted and how do they do what do they do? Go in to as much depth, detail and specificity as you can.

    The common answer is: "It connects to the Google server and gets the web page." The 80th percentile answer is, "It gets the IP address from the DNS server and then connects to the Google server."

    Folks, that question has a multiple hour answer if you're enough of a guru to give it. The common answers do not demonstrate a sufficient understanding of how your computer works to land you a job in the tech industry.

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    1. Re:Basic Skill by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      It depends, are you wanting the insecure, partially secure, fully secure, or counter parts with VPNs and or TOR? A couple of those will have the responder at retirement age if fully answered.

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    2. Re:Basic Skill by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I would love to hear all about that. The beauty of the question is that it crosses half the knowledge domains of computing, so you don't have to know any particular one to offer a successful answer, you just have to know -something-.

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    3. Re:Basic Skill by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Folks, that question has a multiple hour answer

      And there's yer problem right there.

      Your question crosses several distinct disciplines and jobs specifications...coding, networking , server administration, etc.

      I work at the largest defense company in the world and have been involved with transitioning applications and servers across domains, installing new phone systems, reconciling insane layers of security, etc. The very capable and knowledgeable people I worked with in each area of technology required to accomplish all of this can't do what I do and I can't do what they do.

      Even the Guru we worked with, who has been here for over 30 years only had the big picture in his head. He relied on specialists and coordinated them.

      I don't think I'd like working for you. Your question demonstrates unfocused requirement specifications and unclear goals.

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    4. Re:Basic Skill by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Um... first the browser sends all that data to the NSA. The NSA matches the time and place you entered Google.com and cross-checks that with the information it has to verify whether you're a terrorist. Regardless of the result, they will continue to monitor you.

      Did I win?

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    5. Re:Basic Skill by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      Can you afford a guru?

    6. Re: Basic Skill by hawkeyeMI · · Score: 1

      It must be really frustrating if that many of your applicants answer as you say. I don't know much of that in depth and I was still thinking it would be a multiple hour answer.

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    7. Re: Basic Skill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, his question reflects domain awareness. Nothing exists in as vacuum and if you don't have a basic understanding off what's going on, then you will never be able to integrate your shit intelligently in the system pretty be able to identify failure modes.

      most black seen events are trivial to design against if you understand the system. Most arrogant "experts" who say that they couldn't be predicted are arrogant and narrow minded like you.

    8. Re:Basic Skill by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      I don't think I'd like working for you. Your question demonstrates unfocused requirement specifications and unclear goals.

      I'm not so sure. maybe I see where he's coming from.

      I could probably talk for 4 hours about everything that goes on, as he asks. but, see, I've been 'doing computers' since I was in my teens and I'm mid 50's now. I have designed hardware, networking code (on production routers, switches), I have enough background in the os, the network stack, even the circuits and cabling and can talk to some physical layer stuff. I could fill 4 hours with lots of 'this talks to that, this then will trigger that' and so on.

      if I was asking that and I saw only surface level answers, I'd know that there was not a lot of depth, OR curiosity. someone who does their job so they can pay the bills, rather than being in the profession due to passion.

      I work in networking and I was interviewing candidates for our open jobs and asked something along those lines. you ping this host, tell me as much as you can about what goes on, and where.

      and usually, they run out of things to say in 2 minutes, if even that.

      this is in silicon valley, no less.

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    9. Re:Basic Skill by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I don't need you to have the multiple-hour answer. I need you to have 5 or 10 minutes of it. Any pieces of it that add up to 5 or 10 minutes. If you don't have that, you don't have depth in any specializations. If you don't have depth then you're the guy I can replace with a shell script.

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    10. Re: Basic Skill by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      I've had that question in an interview before. Personally I quite like it.

      That said, it does lean more toward candidates with a generalist outlook. I've worked with plenty of perfectly competent folks who had more of a specialist outlook. They would do poorly at that question yet perform quite well in some roles.

      Now the big question in the current market: what kind of salary are you offering? Is it nearly the same salary you were offering 10 years ago, when purchasing power of a dollar was much higher than today? If so that's a big part of the problem.

    11. Re: Basic Skill by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      If you're a specialist, I want to hear about the details which cross your specialty. Don't know networks? That's fine. Can you tell me about how the returned html is parsed? Composited in to what the user sees? Do you know Big Data where you can tell me about how the Google search works on the servers?

      No details in any of the specialties = no depth = no job offer.

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    12. Re:Basic Skill by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      Folks, that question has a multiple hour answer if you're enough of a guru to give it. The common answers do not demonstrate a sufficient understanding of how your computer works to land you a job in the tech industry.

      Forget "multiple hour"! If you're asking for "as much depth, detail and specificity" as possible, you're basically asking for roughly half a year worth of university-level lecturing.

      If you'd ask me that question, I would go blank for about 10 seconds, then tell you the above and ask you whether there's one specific aspect of the process in particular you'd like to hear about, or whether you'd want me to give a bird's eye view without many details.

      That, or I just might answer "42"

    13. Re: Basic Skill by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. It would be pretty nice if more companies would take your approach to interviewing.

    14. Re: Basic Skill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ARP /etc/hosts NIS...can depend on how your system is configured.

    15. Re: Basic Skill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, do I get to use a whiteboard and diagram the answer? The best advice I ever received about understanding/explaining a technical issue or concept was to 'draw the picture'. I would draw the device, OSI stack, Wireless/wired network, ISP/routers, various applications and protocols along the way, ending in the reverse trip up the Osi stock on the target. And back again.

      Do I get the job?

    16. Re:Basic Skill by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I can answer the question in great detail but would not be interested in answering it on the phone during an interview. I would politely not answer the question with one of those standard responses, hang up the phone, and forget I ever talked to you.

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    17. Re: Basic Skill by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Correct, getaddrinfo() asked the -host's- naming service to resolve a name and the resolution isn't necessarily from the DNS. And if you were interviewing with me, you'd be well on your way to passing the weedout by demonstrating a depth of knowledge.

      One of those three things you listed is different from the others. That forms the followup question I'd ask you.

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    18. Re:Basic Skill by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I want to hire people who enjoy sharing their knowledge. I want folks who in spite of their brilliance won't leave me in a lurch where no one else on the team understands their work well enough to maintain it. Your particular manner of self-selection helps me greatly.

      If you were interviewing for a Linux or Unix job, I'd also ask you to name the 12 Unix file permission bits. It's not an insult, it's a weed-out. A shocking number of alleged Linux sysadmins use chmod by rote, without understanding what's really happening.

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    19. Re:Basic Skill by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      When you ask which aspect, I'll ask you to pick your favorite and dive deep. If you answer "42" first, I'll recognize that you have a good sense of humor that'll make a positive impact on the working environment. And if ultimately you can do half a year of university-level lecturing, I'll figure that out within about 5 minutes of answer.

      See how that works?

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    20. Re:Basic Skill by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      I'm half-tempted to apply, but I just got out of Ameristan in an all-in effort to build a life abroad, so I'll have to skip the occasion.

  61. Re: corporate culture by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

    I never did get that job, even though my buddy on the inside said he kept trying to push for my hiring. It was never about me not being able to do the work they were hiring for. It was about being judged as not entertaining enough to hang out with socially.

    No. Most likely they already had someone they knew lined up for the job and that was just an excuse.

  62. employers are trolling by swell · · Score: 1

    In case you forgot the other meaning:
    "fish by trailing a baited line along behind a boat. "we trolled for mackerel""

    Many smart employers will advertise a job that doesn't exist. For instance, suppose that the IT department doesn't seem to be performing as well as expected. Maybe there are members who don't get along well or some ancient coders approaching the age of 30. There's no urgent need, but the boss runs an ad to see what turns up.

    The ad costs little and can be farmed out to an agency. There could be some time consuming interviews if some outstanding applicants show up. All in all, little cost, little risk, and potentially an opportunity to replace an average worker with an outstanding one. Investors may see the talent search as a reason to buy more shares. If current employees discover that their jobs are threatened, they might improve. And if you do find that miracle applicant who can do the work of 3 existing slackers, you have won big!

    Smart. Wouldn't you do it if you were responsible for maximizing profit?

    Statistically, if one in ten operating managers uses this strategy, that might well account for the illusion that there are 6,000,000 jobs available.

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  63. Stupid idea: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is time to start your OWN company, and do what it takes to hire competent degree'd or undegree'd individuals based on their qualifications, as well as competent marketing staff that understand executive positions are not in their career path (but bonuses will be if they keep the rest of the company growing without losses due to misrepresentations your engineering staff are unwilling or unable to meet.)

    I keep seeing people complain about all these shitty companies out there, but how many of you are doing anything to make a difference? Starting a company from the group up is shitty, risky, and might fail. But unless actual techies start doing it again, instead of these gloryhounding bro/MBA assholes, that is all you or the next generation have to look forward to commanding companies. Furthermore, unless you are willing to fuck your employees on pay, severance, etc, you aren't going to be able to grow as quickly or make acquisitions as frequently as more ruthlessly managed companies.

    But until enough real techies do, the market is going to continue devolving into sociopathic bro/mba morons with a chopshop attitude to handling business.

  64. The "struggle" is definitely NOT real. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dear Hiring Managers Everywhere,

    I've been hired and have had to do the hiring. I know the drill. So, you want good candidates? Do the following:

    1) Get HR out of the loop. HR, as you know, isn't where the brain trust of the company lives. They also tend to be lazy. Result? They're using keywords to exclude resumes. If you don't say, "Agile" on your resume, you sink out of sight, even if you've been working in an Agile environment for years. Keyword based systems are an utter, abysmal, total fail.

    2) Don't throw every skill you can think of into your ad. Otherwise good candidates who may not have ever used say, Jira (which takes all of about 15 minutes to learn), are excluded. Pick a few of the core ones. You want someone who can teach themselves. That's as or more important than experience in any specific technology.

    3) Understand that you'll have to train and that this will take time. Nobody's going to have everything. If they lie enough to claim they do, well... good luck.

    4) If you have a thoughtlessly hacked together toolset that includes, VB6, F#, Erhang, Perl, a collection of proprietary, obscure TLAs and BrainFuck 2, you'll probably have to hire two or three people, instead of the 1 you could have hired to maintain a standard LAMP or Windows stack.

    5) What you really want is a 20 year old kid with 30 years of experience who'll work 60 hours a week for 40,000 a year. Guess what? You won't find that person. If you do, don't expect him to stick around. If your manager(s) don't/won't understand that, your company is doomed. Polish up your resume and start looking.

    6) Fix your application software. If you get a resume, do not make anybody fill in all that redundant information again, get disgusted and stop. Don't ask the address, web site, and supervisor phone number of the company that died in the dot com crash of 2001. It wastes everyone's time and make you look like idiots.

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    1. Re:The "struggle" is definitely NOT real. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fix your application software! Fix your application software.! Fix your application software.!!!!
      Yes, oh please, fix the software. I have given up on applications for jobs that matched my resume point for point. Could not get their software to accept the application. "Phone numbers is not formatted correctly", maybe you could tell me what you expect? Don't make it a guessing game.
      The sad thing is the HR department is paying a 3rd party to put a JS snippet in the careers section of the web site. They are buying crap, to find crap job seekers. Why bother.

    2. Re:The "struggle" is definitely NOT real. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      #1 & #2 are the big ones. I've seen this myself a lot over the years. The process is very scripted. The selection process is going to be contracted out to a firm first, then to HR, and then to management. Until it gets to management the people doing the evaluation usually have no idea what it is the job is about, and simply depend on keywords. To make things worse is that unless you mention every single one of those skills/technologies some other guy is going to get more "points" and it going to make the next stage of the selection process. So the only way to do that is go line by line and speak to every single one. Not only that, you usually have to use some form like describe a problem, how you resolved it, and what the result was.... for each and every one. It got pretty ridiculous. I remember back many years ago when I was applying for a lot of positions it wasn't unheard of to attach a 15+ page "cover letter" to a 2 page resume as part of the application. About 5 or 6 years ago, HR figured out to limit the applications to 5 pages, making actually addressing all the points effectively impossible (other to say "yes I have X"). I believe they now use another weighted formula which assigns a percentage of priority to items (which you will not know), making some keywords worth much more than others (which is a bit of BS). I lost one competition when I had almost 15 years experience, yet the other guy only had 2 or 3, yet didn't even get through the "selection" process. In that particular case I sort of guessed that it would happen and more less applied in spite as I knew they would "weight" the process so they could just hire the guy that the manager wanted to in the first place.

      Anyway a lot of it basically comes down to managers trying to game their own hiring processes to get whatever desired result they have in mind in the first place. Be that to get around union rules, their own company policies, outsource justifications, etc... So I would take the whole idea of "open" jobs with a healthy grain of salt.

  65. Companies need to start training programs again by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

    In the 1990s big companies (and small?) had training programs, in-house training departments, and even training goals for employees. It's not like this is news. People used to apprentice under masters or journeymen in the trades. Somehow with all the offshoring companies seem to have totally forgotten, in the space of 10 or 20 years, that investing in employees is a good thing. I've heard several interviews with managers at medium sized companies that said, to effect, "Gosh, we might have to actually train our own employees."

  66. Lies, damned lies, and statistics by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

    But "job openings" doesn't mean anything other than a bit of HR fluff. A line on a website. A row count on a database.

    Ostensibly, it's a hole in a company that's has things it needs to do to meet it's growth. Or a hole made by someone leaving. But that ignores some very serious real-world factors. A lot of job openings are just mythical bullshit made too extreme so the company can justify hiring an H1B visa. A lot of companies would snap up anyone with a PhD in data science... if they would work for under $50K. Then you have places asking for 20 years experience with TensorFlow.

    And if anyone is looking at this number and deciding policy then it impacts someone's bottom line. And since anyone could go file some paperwork and incorporate their rinkydink garage company and list a million job openings for left-handed 3rd generation Navahoe with 30 years experience porting mainframe Cobol to HTC Android devices... it means the number can't be trusted.

    Meanwhile an unemployed person is a real physical living breathing person that won't go away. (Until they stop looking for a job or get on disability or get a shitty part-time job, then they stop being counted).

  67. They're not hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got laid off last year. I've been trying and failing to find anything. I'm fairly convinced that nobody is actually hiring in any significant number. They might do so if they happen to find the superman who fits their absurdly long list of specific tech they want, but they're perfectly fine to continue with current staff.

    I've been looking long enough that I've seen the same positions open for months and months and months. If they actually wanted to fill those positions they might reevaluate what they're asking for. But if they're willing to let them sit open with no success for so long it's obviously not a high priority.

  68. Re:"Chamberlain says that with unemployment so low by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

    He's referring to U-3. And based on that he is correct. Perhaps you don't understand unemployment rates.

    https://www.bls.gov/news.relea...

    https://www.bls.gov/news.relea...

  69. Re:so stop by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    By that definition you're addicted to masturbation. You should get some help for that.

    Be careful! If you get any appreciable help you are no longer masturbating, you're simply having sex.

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  70. Reminds me of when UNIX was first ramping up by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    I ran into a job description in 1999 that was looking for a Java developer with ten years of experience.

    That reminds me of when UNIX was first penetrating the commercial market. The want ads were filled with openings, at entry-level salaries, requiring enough years of experience that only Kernighan, Ritchie, and Thompson need apply.

    It inspired running gags about the cluelessness of executives in engineering and staff in HR departments.

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  71. Re:"Chamberlain says that with unemployment so low by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you don't understand unemployment rates.

    I understand they are political fiction with little basis in reality.

    Perhaps you don't understand lies, damned lies, and statistics.

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  72. "Why aren't you working?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody is hiring, but recruiters still call me every day. They've been calling me for years. They always ask the same question.

    "Why aren't you working?"
    "I'm not working because nobody is hiring."
    "But why aren't you working?"
    "I'm currently looking for work if anyone is actually hiring,"
    "Yeah but why aren't you working?"

  73. Its not that complicated by T.E.D. · · Score: 2

    Lorenz says another thing employers need to understand is that wages need to rise, even at entry levels, if they want to fill jobs. He says he is telling manufacturers, "If you are below $12 an hour, I don't know that I'm going to be the person to be able to help you with those jobs."

    That's because in the past year, job openings have nearly doubled in western North Carolina where he works, and the supply of additional workers is shrinking fast.

    Cappelli says another part of the problem is that employers haven't adjusted to new conditions. For years they've had their choice of workers desperate for a job. Now, the labor market has tightened, but many employers haven't responded, he says.

    Pretty obvious what's going on here:

    Normal Economy: Recession ends -> labor market shrinks -> wages rise.

    US Economy last 40 years: Recession ends -> labor market shrinks -> immigration fills the gap.

    US Economy under cartoonishly anti-immigrant government: Recession ends -> labor market shrinks -> immigration goes down anyway -> OMG what do we do!!!?

    Obviously wages either have to go up, or managers will have to move the work overseas. Given the attitude of US management for the last 40 years about sharing their wealth increases with workers, I know which I'd bet on...

    1. Re:Its not that complicated by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Socialism for me capitalism for YOU!

      What is funny is these companies are free market and do not want to pay taxes and blame workers for not bettering themselves. As soon as workers demand more they cry to the government that they can't find enough qualified workers. You can't have one way.

      I see wages are starting to go up but slowly. Companies are doing what we do during a recession. We dip our toes in and demand everything and see how that works? Then gradually make concessions until we get another job. Companies want to drag this out and our doing what they did from 2008 - 2013 as it worked previously. Of course they are going to avoid to pay senior level performance if they can get away with it first.

  74. Competence Gap, Not Skills Gap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no problem finding devs that check the right boxes on a resume. The problem is finding ones that aren't terrible. Folks who are really good tend to be recognized and paid well by their organizations....hiring people off the street is like fishing in your toilet bowl....there could be a fish in there, but it's probably just turds.

    Seriously, I work in an in-demand industry and we pay pretty well, but I still sit through dozens of interviews with dunderheads who seem to think that because the market is "hot" they are entitled to top pay and special treatment even though they can't code for shit and are only looking for a job because their current company is more than happy to see them walk. I'd rather hire an H1B who is actually competent (and no, even if I wanted to -- and I don't -- my company has no mechanism whereby I could pay an H1B less than a citizen....nor would I want them working more than 40 hours a week, since I don't do that myself and don't want to supervise weirdos who do).

  75. If the economy is not great by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    why does Wall Street post records almost daily? The economy is doing just fine. Just not the part that the employees are allowed to partake in.

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  76. Because work visas are cheaper by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    in both cases we've described government programs to make labor cheaper for businesses. It's just that the one I just described is cheaper because you don't have to pay for the training. The goal is never to increase employment and wages. It's always been to make as much money as possible for the oligarchy.

    Just pay for people to go to school already. Deal with the fact that some of them are dumb and are going to major in Basket Weaving and rejoice in the engineers and doctors who run the world.

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  77. Pay Less Money (to the @#$%ing banks) by Captain+Damnit · · Score: 1

    I make a six figure salary working in tech in the SF bay area. My girlfriend earns over twice what I do working in HR at our local friendly mega-corporation. Technically our two salaries put us in the bottom end of the storied and oft-maligned 1%. Our situation stems from equal parts of luck and hard work, and I'm grateful to be in it.

    Were we to buy a house in the area that isn't lead or mold-infested, riddled with bullet holes and mediocre schools (here's looking at you, Oakland!), or needing a 2-hour commute, we would be living paycheck to paycheck to afford the mortgage. As it is, we're currently making someone else rich who had the good fortune to buy the place when it was a cow pasture. How the hell people making a fraction of what we do survive, I have no idea, and my heart goes out to them. One major reason California was such a dynamic economy at the beginning of the tech revolution, and why Texas has been growing like gangbusters recently, is that the cost of housing was dirt cheap in both locations. Employers could pay lower wages, and employees would wind up with more in their pockets after the basics of food and shelter were paid for than the current state of insanity we find ourselves in.

    Fix that problem, and employers won't have a problem paying people lower wages, because then they could actually afford to live on a lower salary. Doing so requires disabusing people of the notion that their house is a lottery ticket guaranteed by God and the U.S. Constitution to pay off, as well as confronting an army of gray-haired NIMBYs who stand to see their property values fall, and who vote reliably in every damn election. I won't hold my breath.

    1. Re:Pay Less Money (to the @#$%ing banks) by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1

      "I make a six figure salary working in tech ... My girlfriend earns over twice what I do working in HR"

      Holy shit. She at least the boss of HR then, right?

    2. Re: Pay Less Money (to the @#$%ing banks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tech pay is comparatively shitty nowadays. No wonder everyone with talent wants to get the hell out of this industry. Tech has gone to the dogs.

  78. What Jobs? by jshackney · · Score: 2

    That's funny. I'm in the aviation industry and I keep hearing about this pilot shortage that we're having. I've been diligently hunting for a better job for the past five years and can't get so much as a peep from any decent employer. I have had plenty of savage offers for 40-70% pay cuts, opportunities without benefits (e.g. no health insurance), and offers to work 30% more for 20% less. There's lots of work out there, but not for anyone with experience it seems.

    1. Re:What Jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're whining about getting job offers? How fucking entitled are you?

      I haven't had a single offer in five years. I would accept an offer for minimum wage, if only there were any jobs at all.

  79. legal immigration is big in landscapeing / restau by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    legal immigration is big in landscaping / restaurants. They can pay people under the table and when they get hurt on the job just show up at ER.

  80. Re:so stop by antdude · · Score: 1

    Make me. :P I did stop drinking sodas due to health reasons (too much sugar) though. :(

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  81. It would really help if only employers would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    list REAL jobs so that people could apply for them instead of the FAKE jobs they post to attract "diverse" applicants and build their corporate image and demographics database. Too many people are WASTING THEIR TIME chasing after one fake job after another and wondering why they never get any callbacks but their junk mail keeps increasing all the time.

  82. Hyper-V hosts need way more reboots and server 16 by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Hyper-V hosts need way more reboots and server 16 (has the windows 10 forced update system) (and Nano Server is on the faster ring then the full windows 2016 install)

    But esxi and linux vm hosts have better network bonding (common os level control) and bridging. (I think that 2012/2016 on windows can do the same) On Linux you can tie a bond to a bridge and set the an IP on the bridge and you also link VM's with there own IP's the the bridge as well. With open vswitch you can have an an bond tied to it with groups of VM's each with own VLand set. And the host does not need an IP address set for this bridge.

  83. Two Step Process by davesays · · Score: 1

    1- Have the funds to pay your human capital for what they are putting in the boss's bank account. 2- fire HR. Most managers know who they actually need to hire, but don't; because the company line is "pay as little as possible." They won't risk getting fired over hiring you.

  84. Jobalign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is exactly why Jobalign was invented.

  85. Re:so stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop breathing and never start again. If you can't do that, you're addicted to oxygen. Now here comes the excuses why you won't.

  86. Greed drives it all into the ground by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    Companies no longer consider training an employee to be an investment in the company, rather it's an expense to be cut.

    They want the best talent they can buy at the cheapest price so you can do the job of three people before you burn out.

    They could give a shit about " loyalty " because they'll just fire you and replace with another who will do the job for less.

    Year after year your healthcare premiums continue to climb while wage increases are all but going in reverse. ( assuming you're lucky enough to even GET healthcare through your employer anymore )

    Large swaths of employees are laid off just to satisfy stockholders who want to see an ever climbing profit margin. All the while paying executives yearly bonuses which exceed a regular employees lifetime earnings two or three times over.

    I honestly fail to see why anyone would want to work for the typical American company these days considering the environment they have created.

  87. in fairness to HR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're being told to find purple squirrels for borderline minimum wage. Also, no sign on benefits and minimum insurance coverage, etc.
    No shit they can't find someone.

  88. Captain Obvious strikes again! by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    "Part of the hiring problem, Chamberlain says, lies in company hiring policies."

    Well, no shit.

    --
    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  89. Training by PiperDave · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem is companies have slashed their training budgets and do not want to keep their current staff up to speed in new technology. They think it is cheaper just to bring in consultants with the skills. The problem is eventually the consultants leave and the support is dumped on a current employee who has no clue how to fix things that break. And yes, one of the big problems is the H-1B Visa program. I agree with many of the comments that mention Indian companies lying about the experience of some of their people. As a Project Manager I had a new consultant from India join the project so I set up a quick meeting to greet him and make sure he understands how critical and time sensitive the his work will be. When I asked him who much experience he had with a mainframe software development tool he looked at his team lead and then finally said seven years. I guess he must have started using it when he was 15 or 16. His work sure did not back up that claim. 95% of the recruiters who contact me about a consulting job are from India. They claim to submit me for a job and then I never hear back even after me sending followup emails and/or phone calls. The last two positions I applied to were from different companies in different states. After finally getting an updates I was told by both recruiters that these jobs "were on hold". My guess is they only talked to me so they could say they talked to American citizens but could not find one that had had the experience or wanted the job so they submitted their H-1B candidate.

  90. Re:"Chamberlain says that with unemployment so low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While the official statistics are misleading, it's hard to get accurate numbers with unofficial statistics. Most of the people in my father's generation in my extended family - 50s to late 60s - are earning a lot less today or ten years ago than they did in the 1990s. Does that count as underemployed? Most of the ones even in their late 60s are still working, because they don't have enough saved for retirement.

    And where do you draw the line? Is someone that won't take a $9 an hour job justified in holding out for something better, or just too lazy to work an honest job?

    And then, of course, there is Medicaid. That terrible job might push your household income too high to qualify for Medicaid but not high enough for you to afford the copays and deductibles on anything else. So if you need health insurance, you can't work unless the employer provides a great (low deductible, low copay) plan. Otherwise you're better off staying on Medicaid.

  91. Perhaps it's because.... by Stubbyfingers · · Score: 1

    They're requiring 20 years experience in 30 different technologies and looking to fill these positions with 25 year-olds who will work the first 12 months as unpaid interns.

  92. Re:Warning: May cause triggering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My HR department has the highest staff turnover of any group in the company.
    My friend, the receptionist, was harassed into a burn-out by her direct report, the HR Deputy Director.
    I know people fired for whistle-blowing on all manner of statutory breaches of workplace safety.
    The hierarchy is untouchable, so only the corrupt rise to the top.
    The only HR people that stay are the enablers.
    The problem is a lack of a robust legal framework in the labor laws that protect employees from abusive termination and/or treatment.
    The USA is widely known as having one of the WORST "standard" work conditions in the civilized world.
    Seems like an easy win to me: change all the labor laws, the political system and re-educate the population. ;)

  93. Lazy HR by LesserWeevil · · Score: 1

    In many companies HR has given up finding good people, instead seeking out unicorn candidates with 100% matches to shopping lists of certifications and experience. It's easier (on HR) and when a candidate doesn't work out they just point back to the requirements and blame the person who wrote them.

  94. Gee, weren't job boards going to solve this?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently job boards suck at matching people.

  95. Re:Warning: May cause triggering by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    Even Linda?

  96. Federal Fractured Fairytales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inflation FTW. Everyone wants to pretend that people will work for 1990's wages while 2020 is rolling in. Meanwhile the USD isn't worth the paper it's printed on, because everyone is terrified to admit otherwise.

  97. Re:so stop by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    The point was that the assertion of "Stop X or you're addicted" is ludicrous. We're rational beings and can decide not only to override a low-effort behavior, but also to continue to engage for whatever benefit we perceive. Alcohol breaks a stress cycle and comes in things that taste good (cider). Video games are fun. Amphetamine is kind of nasty but if you have ADHD a low dose can make you functional (I went with Atomoxetine—apparently idiosyncratic individuals can hit amphetamine toxicity at 2mg, and I pissed brown immediately on a 20mg XR dose).

    Behaviors are only self-destructive if engaged in in a manner which is self-destructive. Addiction breaks the regulation systems and enables self-destructive behaviors, such as injecting oral preparations of heroin through non-sterile syringes, or consumption of alcohol to excess. Some addicts are stronger than that and can manage an addiction; they're always fully-aware they have an addiction, else they can't manage it. Even then, when you stop a behavior and then have an irresistible compulsion to start it again, it's an addiction: you might be able to decide when to do it, to delay it, to choose when to engage to minimize the risk, but you have no choice about actually engaging. That's a broken regulation system.

    That's different than using THC once or twice a month, drinking a beer in the evening, or even using the occasional low dose of amphetamine to dismiss fatigue. In those situations, you typically have no compulsion due to a lack of sufficient use to develop dependence or a lack of dependence potential of the drug (THC will generate physical addiction, but it's weak), and can decide simply to not do it. Habit is a smaller hill to climb than addiction.

    These are important things to understand.

    A lot of factors go into drug abuse, ranging from a physical need (heroin withdrawal: half a year of sweating, shaking, and horribleness, seriously) to environmental factors consuming the balance of willpower. Some people are simply elective abusers: they take drugs, they slow down when they're starting to become self-destructive, they re-center themselves, then they start abusing again because they like it. Other people are flatly addicted: they can't stop without an immense effort of willpower; and the availability of that willpower is limited physiologically, and consumed by all stressors. Addicts in poor emotional or strained financial states have little energy remaining to fight their addictions--which might very well be the only good thing in their lives, because the whole point of getting high is to feel great for a little while and that's a striking experience when your entire life is shit.

    Up to now, we've treated all drug abusers as elective lawbreakers. We have mandatory minimum sentencing, and so we have prisons filled with THC users who never did anything particularly wrong--no violent crimes, no stealing to feed their habits. The marijuana dealers running around with guns and organizing gang territory are also selling harder shit than marijuana and, besides, dealers and users shouldn't be treated the same, even if the users are casually trafficking to their friends. You want to be a high-rolling drug kingpin? You get the whole package: we're putting you in prison forever when we catch you; you're not some small-time college kid who grows a plant in his basement to smoke with a girl you met now and then. Two different things, man.

    Our focus should be on intoxication (don't smoke weed and drive); on major, deliberate trafficking (casual trafficking is generally called "sharing" and is a social behavior, not a behavior of criminal intent); on the better understanding, education, and control of drugs based on their potential for harm; on harm-reduction; and on the mitigation of the conditions which lead to and support addiction. Blunt enforcement--"drugs r bad and if you go near drugs we arrest you forever"--is not a strategy; it's mindless bureaucracy.

  98. Bozzio Defender of Alcoholics and Druggies by MarcusOutrageous · · Score: 1

    Look 'Friend' - I used to be you. I am proud to say that I have not had a single drink of alcohol nor a draw of marijuana in the past ELEVEN hours.

    And holyshit my fellow honkey mofo -- my work is done for the week. I'm not driving. I have no kids. So fuck yeah -- the weekend begins RIGHT NOW.

    Fuck...I don't live in New Orleans any more...bars never close...hard to pick up a girl in D.C. at this hour. Well...anyone you'd want to pick up.

    Hmm...okay maybe I'll just get baked and work out. Or do something creative. Wait...I can go running and pick up running university girls or young milfs while offering them a hit on my MJ-Vape.

    Wow...staying in shape while enjoying a nice day dreamily baked and chatting up like minded athletic attractive women, finding the fun ones immediately through marijuana usage discrimination. Bozzio -- you come up with the BEST FUCKING IDEAS. Sayonara. I'm putting on my running shoes.

  99. Bus Advert Wisdom by MarcusOutrageous · · Score: 1

    I dunno man. Sometimes I hear about women being stoned to death in Pakistan and I think to myself -- shit -- that actually sounds like a relatively nice way to go unlike some barbaric violent or sci-fi multi-injection way to be put to death. Who wudda thunk the Pakistanis ahead of the rest of the world -- especially in THIS area. *exhale* *caugh*